1 00:00:00,671 --> 00:00:02,079 Previously on... 2 00:00:02,103 --> 00:00:05,382 Susan and Mike finally tied the knot. 3 00:00:05,406 --> 00:00:08,485 Lynette got some disturbing news. 4 00:00:08,509 --> 00:00:11,018 Where the hell do you get off having cancer 5 00:00:11,042 --> 00:00:13,160 and not telling me about it? Mom. 6 00:00:13,184 --> 00:00:14,731 Bree returned from her trip... 7 00:00:14,755 --> 00:00:15,992 Holy crap! 8 00:00:16,016 --> 00:00:18,465 With a surprise. There you go. 9 00:00:18,489 --> 00:00:20,067 Gaby married Victor. 10 00:00:20,091 --> 00:00:22,029 Gaby is the smartest thing you've ever done. 11 00:00:22,053 --> 00:00:23,700 With her bringing in the latino vote, 12 00:00:23,724 --> 00:00:26,378 the governor's mansion's as good as yours. While Carlos... 13 00:00:26,402 --> 00:00:30,006 Why are you so reluctant to make a commitment to me? Ended it with Edie. 14 00:00:30,030 --> 00:00:31,730 I am done with you. 15 00:00:33,664 --> 00:00:37,614 But the search for true happiness 16 00:00:37,638 --> 00:00:39,186 led to events 17 00:00:39,210 --> 00:00:42,119 that were unexpected and distinctly... 18 00:00:43,644 --> 00:00:45,054 Desperate. 19 00:00:48,179 --> 00:00:50,457 The first thing you should know 20 00:00:50,481 --> 00:00:56,133 is that Edie Britt never actually intended to die, 21 00:00:56,157 --> 00:01:01,138 but someone she loved was trying to leave her. 22 00:01:01,162 --> 00:01:03,810 So she planned every detail, 23 00:01:03,834 --> 00:01:07,374 from the silk scarf she'd hang by 24 00:01:07,398 --> 00:01:12,048 to the suicide note detailing her despair. 25 00:01:12,072 --> 00:01:15,482 Now all Edie had to do... 26 00:01:15,506 --> 00:01:17,584 Was wait... 27 00:01:17,608 --> 00:01:21,188 For her beloved to come home. 28 00:01:21,212 --> 00:01:24,131 Hey, Edie! I'm here to get my stuff. 29 00:01:24,155 --> 00:01:26,493 You see, to hold on to her man, 30 00:01:26,517 --> 00:01:30,337 Edie knew she'd have to find the perfect moment 31 00:01:30,361 --> 00:01:32,491 to let go. 32 00:01:35,196 --> 00:01:36,303 Hey, Carlos! 33 00:01:36,327 --> 00:01:38,074 Sadly for Edie... 34 00:01:38,098 --> 00:01:40,477 Can I talk to you? 35 00:01:40,501 --> 00:01:43,150 Her timing was fatally flawed. 36 00:01:43,174 --> 00:01:46,784 Mrs. McCluskey? I need to show you something. Come here. 37 00:01:51,312 --> 00:01:53,260 What's this? 38 00:01:53,284 --> 00:01:55,762 Uh... Those are trash cans. 39 00:01:55,786 --> 00:01:57,764 I know they're trash cans, smart-ass. 40 00:01:57,788 --> 00:02:00,827 I'm asking what they're doing out on a Saturday night 41 00:02:00,851 --> 00:02:03,351 when the trash got picked up on Thursday. 42 00:02:07,127 --> 00:02:11,178 Fine. I will take them in. Happy now? 43 00:02:11,202 --> 00:02:14,542 Carlos... What the hell is that? 44 00:02:27,448 --> 00:02:30,227 And this is how Carlos Solis 45 00:02:30,251 --> 00:02:32,759 arrived just in the Nick of time 46 00:02:32,783 --> 00:02:36,733 to save the life of Edie Britt. 47 00:02:36,757 --> 00:02:39,906 Oh, baby. What did you do? 48 00:02:39,930 --> 00:02:42,609 Come on, you gotta wake up. Come on, please? 49 00:02:42,633 --> 00:02:44,171 Of course, 50 00:02:44,195 --> 00:02:47,495 had he known what she was about to do to his life... 51 00:02:49,340 --> 00:02:57,340 He would've let her hang there. 52 00:03:00,611 --> 00:03:04,561 There is a certain time of night, 53 00:03:04,585 --> 00:03:07,234 after children have been put to bed 54 00:03:07,258 --> 00:03:10,537 and husbands have begun snoring, 55 00:03:10,561 --> 00:03:13,470 that women lie awake and think of the secrets 56 00:03:13,494 --> 00:03:16,903 they've been keeping from their friends. 57 00:03:16,927 --> 00:03:20,877 It might be an impromptu wedding... 58 00:03:20,901 --> 00:03:25,612 Or a recently diagnosed tumor... 59 00:03:25,636 --> 00:03:29,886 Or a make-believe pregnancy. 60 00:03:29,910 --> 00:03:32,389 Regardless, it's all they will think of... 61 00:03:32,413 --> 00:03:35,670 Until something comes along to remind them 62 00:03:35,694 --> 00:03:41,216 that other people have secrets, too. 63 00:03:44,555 --> 00:03:46,533 Carlos... how is she? 64 00:03:46,557 --> 00:03:49,806 What did the doctors say? Uh, they've got Edie on a ventilator, 65 00:03:49,830 --> 00:03:51,808 but she's gonna be okay. What the hell happened? 66 00:03:51,832 --> 00:03:54,381 How could she pull a stunt like this? 67 00:03:54,405 --> 00:03:57,344 Uh, she left a note which pretty much blames me. 68 00:03:57,368 --> 00:03:58,945 Oh, sweetie. 69 00:03:58,969 --> 00:04:01,217 I can't believe this is happening. 70 00:04:01,241 --> 00:04:04,220 It's like Mary Alice all over again. Yes, but the good news is she's gonna live. 71 00:04:04,244 --> 00:04:06,353 I know it's her wedding night, 72 00:04:06,377 --> 00:04:09,356 but do you think we should call Gaby? 73 00:04:09,380 --> 00:04:10,850 Oh, crap. 74 00:04:16,827 --> 00:04:18,465 Gaby? 75 00:04:18,489 --> 00:04:21,468 You know, this better be one hell of a wedding night, 76 00:04:21,492 --> 00:04:23,470 considering how long you're taking in there. 77 00:04:23,494 --> 00:04:26,504 Trust me, Victor. This will be a night you'll never forget. 78 00:04:29,269 --> 00:04:31,247 Let's get out of here. What?! 79 00:04:31,271 --> 00:04:33,420 I'm serious. You, me... Just screw it all. 80 00:04:33,444 --> 00:04:35,561 Let's... let's run away together. I just got married. 81 00:04:35,585 --> 00:04:37,554 There are 200 people out there 82 00:04:37,578 --> 00:04:40,487 waiting for me to lead a conga line. Gaby, you just said 83 00:04:40,511 --> 00:04:43,290 you don't feel like Victor really loves you, 84 00:04:43,314 --> 00:04:46,301 and you know I do. I've never stopped. I can't dump him on our wedding day. 85 00:04:46,325 --> 00:04:48,695 That's a horrible thing to do, even to Victor. 86 00:04:48,719 --> 00:04:51,698 He'll get over it, but I've never gotten over losing you, 87 00:04:51,722 --> 00:04:53,700 and I won't let it happen again! 88 00:04:53,724 --> 00:04:55,474 Gaby, you in here? 89 00:04:57,398 --> 00:04:59,768 Gaby? 90 00:05:03,504 --> 00:05:06,313 Oh. Hi. 91 00:05:06,337 --> 00:05:07,654 Hi! 92 00:05:07,678 --> 00:05:10,357 I was... just counting gifts. 93 00:05:10,381 --> 00:05:11,658 Oh, that's fine. 94 00:05:11,682 --> 00:05:13,920 I-I was actually looking for that publicist guy. 95 00:05:13,944 --> 00:05:15,931 You haven't seen him, have you? Nope. 96 00:05:15,955 --> 00:05:19,386 Okay. I'll give you a holler when I need you. 97 00:05:20,851 --> 00:05:22,691 Come on! 98 00:05:24,695 --> 00:05:27,804 Who doesn't wear underwear on their wedding day? 99 00:05:27,828 --> 00:05:29,806 Oh, focus, you idiot! 100 00:05:29,830 --> 00:05:32,078 Come on. When are we leaving? 101 00:05:32,102 --> 00:05:34,080 So we're doing this? 102 00:05:34,104 --> 00:05:36,012 Great. 103 00:05:36,036 --> 00:05:38,915 Uh, it'll take me a few hours to get stuff together. 104 00:05:38,939 --> 00:05:41,918 I'm gonna pick you up tonight. Just be packed and ready to go. 105 00:05:41,942 --> 00:05:43,950 Okay. Wait! 106 00:05:43,974 --> 00:05:46,454 Aren't you gonna kiss the bride? 107 00:05:52,683 --> 00:05:53,830 Finally! 108 00:05:53,854 --> 00:05:56,337 Carlos, where the hell are you?! 109 00:05:56,361 --> 00:05:58,835 I'm at the hospital. Edie tried to kill herself tonight. 110 00:05:58,859 --> 00:06:01,668 Oh, my god! Is she okay? I found her just in time, 111 00:06:01,692 --> 00:06:03,670 but obviously, I can't come pick you up tonight. 112 00:06:03,694 --> 00:06:07,378 Okay, that's all right. I'll just take a cab and meet you. 113 00:06:07,402 --> 00:06:10,447 Gaby, I can't leave Edie now. Look, maybe in a couple weeks. 114 00:06:10,471 --> 00:06:13,450 In a few weeks?! What?! No! It has to be tonight! 115 00:06:13,474 --> 00:06:16,461 Victor's in the bedroom right now waiting to consummate. 116 00:06:16,485 --> 00:06:18,455 And Edie's on a ventilator. 117 00:06:18,479 --> 00:06:21,388 Look, you don't have to stay with Victor. You have a house. 118 00:06:21,412 --> 00:06:24,599 Okay, you know, running away with you on my wedding night 119 00:06:24,623 --> 00:06:26,092 was crazy enough. 120 00:06:26,116 --> 00:06:28,765 But running away to be alone is insane! 121 00:06:28,789 --> 00:06:32,068 Gaby, please, she needs me. Can't you just wait? 122 00:06:32,092 --> 00:06:36,002 No! I would rather try and work it out with Victor. 123 00:06:40,471 --> 00:06:43,471 Gaby, are you coming to bed? 124 00:06:57,548 --> 00:07:00,497 Happy 1-month anniversary. 125 00:07:00,521 --> 00:07:02,769 Oh! I didn't know we were doing this. 126 00:07:02,793 --> 00:07:05,006 Well, we've just been so happy the last four weeks, 127 00:07:05,030 --> 00:07:06,873 I thought we should celebrate. 128 00:07:10,801 --> 00:07:12,408 You are happy, right? 129 00:07:12,432 --> 00:07:15,442 Yeah. I've never been happier. 130 00:07:15,466 --> 00:07:17,466 Aw, that's sweet. 131 00:07:22,012 --> 00:07:24,551 I don't believe you. 132 00:07:24,575 --> 00:07:25,922 Susan... 133 00:07:25,946 --> 00:07:27,754 I watch you sometimes, 134 00:07:27,778 --> 00:07:30,697 and you seem very... Disconnected, 135 00:07:30,721 --> 00:07:32,428 like something's missing. 136 00:07:32,452 --> 00:07:33,900 Nothing is missing. 137 00:07:33,924 --> 00:07:36,908 So our life together is exactly how you pictured it? 138 00:07:36,932 --> 00:07:39,606 You've gotten everything you wanted? Yeah, pretty much. 139 00:07:39,630 --> 00:07:40,607 Aha! 140 00:07:40,631 --> 00:07:42,168 Aha? "Pretty much" means 141 00:07:42,192 --> 00:07:45,176 there is something that you want that you don't have. 142 00:07:45,200 --> 00:07:47,914 How can I give it to you if you don't tell me what it is? 143 00:07:47,938 --> 00:07:49,576 Susan, I swear, 144 00:07:49,600 --> 00:07:52,849 I am ecstatically, beyond my wildest dreams, 145 00:07:52,873 --> 00:07:54,521 lip-smackingly happy. 146 00:07:54,545 --> 00:07:56,245 You got it? 147 00:07:59,479 --> 00:08:01,549 This marriage is doomed. 148 00:08:05,716 --> 00:08:09,566 Hey, a moving Van just pulled up. 149 00:08:09,590 --> 00:08:11,467 Oh, Andrew, I'm having problems with my strap. 150 00:08:11,491 --> 00:08:13,139 Could you help me? 151 00:08:13,163 --> 00:08:15,146 Look, I told you three weeks ago 152 00:08:15,170 --> 00:08:17,644 I was no longer participating in your little hoax, 153 00:08:17,668 --> 00:08:20,476 and that includes strapping you in. Oh, for heaven's sakes. 154 00:08:20,500 --> 00:08:22,478 Orson, could you come help me, please? 155 00:08:22,502 --> 00:08:23,780 I'll remember this 156 00:08:23,804 --> 00:08:26,487 the next time you want money for leather pants. 157 00:08:26,511 --> 00:08:28,484 People are gonna find out, all right? 158 00:08:28,508 --> 00:08:30,557 And then we're gonna all look like idiots. 159 00:08:30,581 --> 00:08:32,058 Well, not if we're careful. 160 00:08:32,082 --> 00:08:33,720 This isn't the '50s, okay? 161 00:08:33,744 --> 00:08:35,727 Teenage girls get pregnant all the time. 162 00:08:35,751 --> 00:08:38,595 I mean, my ex-lab partner's practically a grandmother. 163 00:08:38,619 --> 00:08:41,728 Look, this family's reputation is already hanging by a thread. 164 00:08:41,752 --> 00:08:43,870 I mean, first people thought 165 00:08:43,894 --> 00:08:45,872 that your stepfather was a wife killer, 166 00:08:45,896 --> 00:08:47,874 then your sister takes up with her history teacher, 167 00:08:47,898 --> 00:08:50,577 and now we're supposed to parade a little bastard 168 00:08:50,601 --> 00:08:52,178 up and down the street. 169 00:08:52,202 --> 00:08:55,189 We might as well sit on the porch and play banjos. 170 00:08:55,213 --> 00:08:58,605 Bree, you know, there's a moving Van next door. 171 00:09:02,743 --> 00:09:05,091 Mom, are you awake? 172 00:09:05,115 --> 00:09:08,524 Okay, honey. Just give me a minute. 173 00:09:08,548 --> 00:09:10,526 Give me a minute. 174 00:09:13,153 --> 00:09:14,631 Hey. Hey! 175 00:09:14,655 --> 00:09:17,604 My wig is gone. Where is it? 176 00:09:17,628 --> 00:09:18,705 It's on the nightstand. 177 00:09:18,729 --> 00:09:20,707 No! No, I'm looking at the nightstand, 178 00:09:20,731 --> 00:09:22,709 and all I see are a few stray hairs 179 00:09:22,733 --> 00:09:25,647 and this sports blooper DVD you thought would cheer me up. 180 00:09:25,671 --> 00:09:27,143 Peyton Manning is funny. 181 00:09:27,167 --> 00:09:28,675 Mom! 182 00:09:28,699 --> 00:09:30,617 Hey, I'm coming! 183 00:09:30,641 --> 00:09:32,619 Hey, don't just sit there like a lump! 184 00:09:32,643 --> 00:09:34,621 Come on! Help me look! Look! 185 00:09:34,645 --> 00:09:36,953 Oh, god. Honey, this is one of those moments 186 00:09:36,977 --> 00:09:39,555 when it occurs to me that wouldn't it be easier 187 00:09:39,579 --> 00:09:41,557 if we just told everyone that you have cancer? 188 00:09:41,581 --> 00:09:43,790 Ooh! I found it. Look, I mean, I get not wanting to scare the kids, 189 00:09:43,814 --> 00:09:48,041 but to keep all of our friends in the dark... Look, I can deal with the chemo. 190 00:09:48,065 --> 00:09:50,566 I can deal with people telling me 191 00:09:50,590 --> 00:09:52,568 my hair has never looked better. 192 00:09:52,592 --> 00:09:54,809 But what I cannot deal with is the pity, 193 00:09:54,833 --> 00:09:57,795 so we are doing it my way. 194 00:10:00,130 --> 00:10:01,930 You were crooked. 195 00:10:05,135 --> 00:10:07,583 Hey, sweetie, what's up? 196 00:10:07,607 --> 00:10:10,016 There's a moving Van across the street. 197 00:10:10,040 --> 00:10:12,659 So you want it listed right away? 198 00:10:12,683 --> 00:10:15,170 And don't worry about getting top dollar. 199 00:10:15,194 --> 00:10:17,894 I want this place priced to move. 200 00:10:17,918 --> 00:10:19,896 What's going on here? 201 00:10:19,920 --> 00:10:23,299 I'm meeting with our realtor. Gaby, you remember Gil. 202 00:10:23,323 --> 00:10:24,801 I remember telling you 203 00:10:24,825 --> 00:10:27,073 I wasn't ready to sell the house yet. 204 00:10:27,097 --> 00:10:29,676 Gil, could you give us a minute, please? Yeah. 205 00:10:29,700 --> 00:10:32,178 Gaby, we agreed that after we got married, 206 00:10:32,202 --> 00:10:34,180 you would sell the house. 207 00:10:34,204 --> 00:10:36,187 I still have a lot of stuff here. 208 00:10:36,211 --> 00:10:38,184 Well, my house is over 10,000 square feet. 209 00:10:38,208 --> 00:10:40,186 I'm pretty sure there are closets. 210 00:10:40,210 --> 00:10:43,149 I'm just not in a rush to unload this house, okay? 211 00:10:43,173 --> 00:10:45,156 This was my home. I was very happy here. 212 00:10:45,180 --> 00:10:48,154 But we've got a new home now. Aren't you happy there? 213 00:10:48,178 --> 00:10:50,326 Yeah, it's a great house. 214 00:10:50,350 --> 00:10:52,729 Well, good. Then sell this place. 215 00:10:52,753 --> 00:10:55,833 What are you waiting for? 216 00:10:58,658 --> 00:11:01,088 I'm not waiting for anything. 217 00:11:02,662 --> 00:11:04,971 Oh! Look, a moving Van. 218 00:11:04,995 --> 00:11:06,673 Only one more! 219 00:11:06,697 --> 00:11:08,745 All right, bring in the Dolly! 220 00:11:08,769 --> 00:11:12,078 New neighbors. What do we know? 221 00:11:12,102 --> 00:11:14,786 Well, uh, dining chairs. There's a clue. 222 00:11:14,810 --> 00:11:16,723 Yes. It proves they eat sitting down. 223 00:11:16,747 --> 00:11:19,726 No, I mean they're stickley. It means they have taste. 224 00:11:19,750 --> 00:11:22,358 And money. They've been remodeling for weeks. 225 00:11:22,382 --> 00:11:24,731 I wish Edie were here. 226 00:11:24,755 --> 00:11:27,734 Without her, there's no one to give us the dish. 227 00:11:27,758 --> 00:11:29,035 Yet another illustration 228 00:11:29,059 --> 00:11:32,089 of the fundamental selfishness of suicide. 229 00:11:34,725 --> 00:11:37,043 Do you think this is them? 230 00:11:48,879 --> 00:11:51,687 Oh, my god. Katherine. 231 00:11:53,183 --> 00:11:54,690 Katherine! 232 00:11:54,714 --> 00:11:57,393 Susan! 233 00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:06,702 I cannot believe it has been 12 years. 234 00:12:06,726 --> 00:12:09,705 You haven't changed a bit. Well, you clearly have. Your eyesight's going. 235 00:12:11,261 --> 00:12:13,479 Mm. How's your aunt? 236 00:12:13,503 --> 00:12:15,486 Katherine used to live here with Mrs. Sims. 237 00:12:15,510 --> 00:12:17,483 Not very well, I'm afraid. 238 00:12:17,507 --> 00:12:20,116 That's really the reason why we moved back. 239 00:12:20,140 --> 00:12:22,118 I didn't want poor aunt Lily 240 00:12:22,142 --> 00:12:24,120 to spend her final days in a nursing home. 241 00:12:24,144 --> 00:12:26,492 That is so kind of you. 242 00:12:26,516 --> 00:12:27,924 Yeah, it is. 243 00:12:27,948 --> 00:12:31,798 Oh, and as luck would have it, my husband found a job here. 244 00:12:31,822 --> 00:12:34,260 Adam, could you wave or something? 245 00:12:34,284 --> 00:12:36,067 Hello, ladies. Hi. 246 00:12:36,091 --> 00:12:39,105 I look forward to meeting you when I'm a little less sweaty. 247 00:12:39,129 --> 00:12:41,737 He's a cutie. What does he do? 248 00:12:41,761 --> 00:12:44,010 He's a doctor. 249 00:12:44,034 --> 00:12:47,151 Okay, don't take this personally, but we hate you. 250 00:12:47,175 --> 00:12:48,344 Mom? 251 00:12:48,368 --> 00:12:51,077 I finished unpacking my room. Do you need any help? 252 00:12:51,101 --> 00:12:54,320 Oh, my god. This is not little Dylan. 253 00:12:54,344 --> 00:12:56,522 I'm Susan, Julie's mom. 254 00:12:56,546 --> 00:12:59,125 She is gonna be so excited to see you. 255 00:12:59,149 --> 00:13:00,326 Great. 256 00:13:00,350 --> 00:13:02,058 Who's Julie again? 257 00:13:02,082 --> 00:13:04,899 Honey, you remember... your best friend when you were little. 258 00:13:04,923 --> 00:13:07,233 Oh, right. Why don't you 259 00:13:07,257 --> 00:13:10,897 go help your stepfather with the last few boxes? It's nice meeting you all. 260 00:13:10,921 --> 00:13:13,069 What a beautiful family. 261 00:13:13,093 --> 00:13:15,250 I feel so lucky to have you for a neighbor. 262 00:13:15,274 --> 00:13:18,404 No, i am the lucky one. Look at my view. 263 00:13:18,428 --> 00:13:21,908 Your garden is absolutely breathtaking. 264 00:13:21,932 --> 00:13:23,049 Yeah. 265 00:13:23,073 --> 00:13:25,781 And that pine tree in the backyard... 266 00:13:25,805 --> 00:13:27,553 It's my pride and joy. 267 00:13:27,577 --> 00:13:29,215 Oh, it absolutely kills me 268 00:13:29,239 --> 00:13:31,557 to have to ask you to cut it down. 269 00:13:31,581 --> 00:13:33,189 Excuse me? 270 00:13:33,213 --> 00:13:35,396 Well, I'm sorry, but I'm not gonna be able 271 00:13:35,420 --> 00:13:37,193 to grow my prize-winning vegetables 272 00:13:37,217 --> 00:13:39,565 with that tree blocking all the sunlight. 273 00:13:39,589 --> 00:13:42,268 Oh, well, I'm... I'm sorry about your vegetables, 274 00:13:42,292 --> 00:13:45,236 but that pine shields my view of the purcells' backyard, 275 00:13:45,260 --> 00:13:47,233 and if you had ever seen Mr. Purcell sunbathe, 276 00:13:47,257 --> 00:13:50,036 well, you'd know exactly what that tree means to me. 277 00:13:53,003 --> 00:13:55,987 Well, I don't want to quarrel. We will not touch that tree 278 00:13:56,011 --> 00:13:58,915 until we have come up with a solution to our problem. 279 00:13:58,939 --> 00:14:00,869 Curtains, perhaps. 280 00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:05,852 So you're back. How fun. 281 00:14:05,876 --> 00:14:07,823 I should have a brunch 282 00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:10,156 so that everyone can get to know you. 283 00:14:10,180 --> 00:14:12,158 No, no need. I'm having a barbecue this Saturday. 284 00:14:12,182 --> 00:14:14,160 I'm inviting the whole neighborhood. 285 00:14:14,184 --> 00:14:16,868 Oh, you don't need to do that. I insist. 286 00:14:16,892 --> 00:14:18,865 I have missed Wisteria Lane so much, 287 00:14:18,889 --> 00:14:22,108 and I wanna do something special for my dear, old friends... 288 00:14:22,132 --> 00:14:24,192 And all you lovely newcomers. 289 00:14:37,377 --> 00:14:39,855 The nice thing about this fake pregnancy 290 00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:41,527 is my feet don't swell. 291 00:14:41,551 --> 00:14:42,889 Hmm. 292 00:14:42,913 --> 00:14:46,037 I mean, I'd never be able to squeeze into these sling-backs 293 00:14:46,061 --> 00:14:48,616 if I really was 8 1/2 months pregnant. 294 00:14:50,360 --> 00:14:51,898 Bree! 295 00:14:51,922 --> 00:14:54,370 Don't you look radiant! 296 00:14:54,394 --> 00:14:56,502 Well, hello, Mrs. McKeever. 297 00:14:56,526 --> 00:14:58,504 Well, I heard that you were expecting, 298 00:14:58,528 --> 00:15:00,947 but I had no idea how far along you were. 299 00:15:00,971 --> 00:15:02,278 May I? 300 00:15:02,302 --> 00:15:04,650 Oh! There's no need. 301 00:15:04,674 --> 00:15:06,887 The baby's just not kicking right now. 302 00:15:06,911 --> 00:15:08,884 Sometimes, if you give them a little jiggle, 303 00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:10,656 you can get them to move. 304 00:15:10,680 --> 00:15:13,019 Oh! Oh, she doesn't really wanna be jiggled right now. 305 00:15:13,043 --> 00:15:16,030 She's very sensitive down there. But I'll be gentle. 306 00:15:16,054 --> 00:15:17,523 You know, in my day, 307 00:15:17,547 --> 00:15:20,426 mothers thought that it was good luck. 308 00:15:20,450 --> 00:15:24,000 Perhaps I need to make my point a little more clearly. 309 00:15:24,024 --> 00:15:26,102 Bree, you're hurting me! 310 00:15:26,126 --> 00:15:27,974 Is there a problem here? 311 00:15:27,998 --> 00:15:29,435 No, not at all! 312 00:15:29,459 --> 00:15:32,929 I'm just saying hello to a very dear friend of mine. 313 00:15:36,967 --> 00:15:39,215 Are you gonna back off now? 314 00:15:42,012 --> 00:15:43,489 Car's here, dear. 315 00:15:43,513 --> 00:15:45,523 Lovely to see you, Mrs. McKeever. 316 00:15:47,447 --> 00:15:49,455 Why must old ladies always do that?! 317 00:15:49,479 --> 00:15:52,479 I don't know, but you've got to stop roughing them up. 318 00:15:55,355 --> 00:15:57,333 I'm sorry, Susan. 319 00:15:57,357 --> 00:15:59,335 Dr. Gorenberg just had a patient go into labor. 320 00:15:59,359 --> 00:16:01,407 His new partner is covering for him, 321 00:16:01,431 --> 00:16:03,639 if you're comfortable with that. 322 00:16:03,663 --> 00:16:06,272 Sure. I'm just here for a checkup. 323 00:16:06,296 --> 00:16:07,943 Doctor? 324 00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:09,675 Thank you. Sure. 325 00:16:09,699 --> 00:16:11,617 Hi. I'm Dr. Mayfair. 326 00:16:11,641 --> 00:16:14,050 I'm gonna... 327 00:16:14,074 --> 00:16:16,122 Hold it. Have we met? 328 00:16:16,146 --> 00:16:18,024 Yes. Yesterday. 329 00:16:18,048 --> 00:16:19,325 Susan Mayer. 330 00:16:19,349 --> 00:16:21,027 Your new neighbor. 331 00:16:21,051 --> 00:16:22,188 Right. 332 00:16:22,212 --> 00:16:25,569 I-I didn't know you were... This kind of doctor. 333 00:16:25,593 --> 00:16:27,385 I sure am. 334 00:16:32,162 --> 00:16:34,600 Listen, um... 335 00:16:34,624 --> 00:16:36,442 Maybe this isn't... 336 00:16:36,466 --> 00:16:38,766 Feet up, please. Okay. 337 00:16:41,201 --> 00:16:43,371 And scootch down. 338 00:16:49,639 --> 00:16:54,020 It's just that it's weird, you know, considering you're... 339 00:16:54,044 --> 00:16:56,062 Where'd you go? 340 00:16:59,089 --> 00:17:01,427 And relax. 341 00:17:01,451 --> 00:17:04,721 Uh... sorry. 342 00:17:06,256 --> 00:17:07,573 And relax. 343 00:17:09,529 --> 00:17:11,207 Sorry. 344 00:17:11,231 --> 00:17:14,110 And relax. 345 00:17:14,134 --> 00:17:15,281 Sorry. 346 00:17:15,305 --> 00:17:17,283 Um, hey, not to change the subject, 347 00:17:17,307 --> 00:17:19,585 but when is Dr. Gorenberg coming back? 348 00:17:19,609 --> 00:17:21,517 Almost done. 349 00:17:23,042 --> 00:17:26,522 You know, Katherine has talked about you for years. 350 00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:30,546 It's nice to finally put a face to the name. 351 00:17:46,096 --> 00:17:48,074 Lynette! 352 00:17:48,098 --> 00:17:51,217 Muriel. How are you doing? What's up? 353 00:17:51,241 --> 00:17:53,119 You look good. 354 00:17:53,143 --> 00:17:56,051 Don't try to sweet-talk me, Lynette Scavo. 355 00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:58,053 I am fit to be tied. 356 00:17:58,077 --> 00:18:00,386 Did you or did you not 357 00:18:00,410 --> 00:18:02,558 volunteer to run the fund-raising gala? 358 00:18:02,582 --> 00:18:05,296 Yeah. Things have been a little weird lately... 359 00:18:05,320 --> 00:18:08,334 Don't even think of wriggling out of this, Lynette. 360 00:18:08,358 --> 00:18:11,167 Every other third grade mom has chaired an event. 361 00:18:11,191 --> 00:18:13,839 It is your turn. 362 00:18:13,863 --> 00:18:15,371 Okay. 363 00:18:15,395 --> 00:18:17,373 I'll jump right on it. 364 00:18:17,397 --> 00:18:19,397 Great. Okay. 365 00:18:21,201 --> 00:18:24,210 See... that's where someone with half a brain 366 00:18:24,234 --> 00:18:26,221 would have played the cancer card. 367 00:18:26,245 --> 00:18:27,513 I can handle it. 368 00:18:27,537 --> 00:18:30,516 Like hell. You've been nauseous all day from the chemo. 369 00:18:30,540 --> 00:18:32,518 Shh! You shouldn't even be here! 370 00:18:32,542 --> 00:18:34,220 It's my life. 371 00:18:34,244 --> 00:18:37,228 Some stupid disease is not gonna keep me from living it. 372 00:18:37,252 --> 00:18:39,325 Besides, Parker's expecting to see me. 373 00:18:39,349 --> 00:18:41,267 Hey. Hi. 374 00:18:41,291 --> 00:18:43,569 There. He saw you. 375 00:18:43,593 --> 00:18:46,106 We'll duck out when the lights go down. 376 00:18:46,130 --> 00:18:48,574 He's gonna be watching for me all day. 377 00:18:48,598 --> 00:18:52,107 He's one of the leads. He's friar tuck. It's a thankless role. 378 00:18:58,438 --> 00:19:02,248 Well, everything seems normal. 379 00:19:02,272 --> 00:19:05,496 But you say you've been having irregular periods. 380 00:19:05,520 --> 00:19:08,123 Yeah. You know, one month off, two months on. 381 00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:09,795 That happens, right? 382 00:19:09,819 --> 00:19:12,228 Ever experience night sweats? 383 00:19:12,252 --> 00:19:14,430 Um, sometimes. 384 00:19:14,454 --> 00:19:16,432 But Mike's a big spooner. 385 00:19:16,456 --> 00:19:18,434 He's like sleeping with a hibachi. 386 00:19:19,459 --> 00:19:21,307 Um, how about hot flashes? 387 00:19:21,331 --> 00:19:24,210 Okay, whoa. I'm gonna stop you right there. 388 00:19:24,234 --> 00:19:27,178 I am way too young for that. Please refer to your chart. 389 00:19:27,202 --> 00:19:29,345 Susan, I know for a lot of women 390 00:19:29,369 --> 00:19:31,177 the word "menopause" has negative connotations. 391 00:19:31,201 --> 00:19:33,719 They hear, um, "aging," 392 00:19:33,743 --> 00:19:37,187 "Brittle bones," um, "loss of sexual desire." Okay, before we go any further, 393 00:19:37,211 --> 00:19:38,554 can I check those diplomas? 394 00:19:38,578 --> 00:19:40,556 'Cause I would just like to make sure 395 00:19:40,580 --> 00:19:43,559 that they're not from some med school in the Philippines. 396 00:19:43,583 --> 00:19:45,566 Look, there's a simple blood test 397 00:19:45,590 --> 00:19:48,194 we can use to find out. I don't need any test! 398 00:19:48,218 --> 00:19:50,366 I am not old enough for menopause. 399 00:19:50,390 --> 00:19:53,369 Now I don't know what kind of nonsense they taught you at... 400 00:19:53,393 --> 00:19:54,870 Harvard medical school, 401 00:19:54,894 --> 00:19:57,673 class of... '97?! 402 00:19:57,697 --> 00:20:00,706 Oh, my god! I am old! 403 00:20:00,730 --> 00:20:02,930 Just give me the damn test. 404 00:20:05,375 --> 00:20:07,853 We will live in these woods till our work is done. 405 00:20:07,877 --> 00:20:09,515 If the sheriff comes, 406 00:20:09,539 --> 00:20:14,189 we will drive him away with our bows and arrows. 407 00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:15,591 You okay? 408 00:20:15,615 --> 00:20:17,263 I'm feeling a little... 409 00:20:17,287 --> 00:20:20,696 God save all ye merry men! I'm fine. 410 00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:23,499 I beseech thee! Pray that I may join your man... 411 00:20:23,523 --> 00:20:25,501 Band of merry men. 412 00:20:25,525 --> 00:20:28,203 I am more than just a jolly friar, 413 00:20:28,227 --> 00:20:31,907 for I can have both a sword and an arrow! 414 00:20:31,931 --> 00:20:35,318 We must support Robin hood... Oh, I'm gonna be sick! 415 00:20:35,342 --> 00:20:37,743 Right there with you, lady. 416 00:20:37,767 --> 00:20:39,945 All hail Robin hood! 417 00:20:42,912 --> 00:20:45,851 Okay, let's go. No! It's too late! 418 00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:54,229 Oh! 419 00:20:54,253 --> 00:20:55,863 Bravo! 420 00:20:57,487 --> 00:21:00,536 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'll get you a new purse. 421 00:21:00,560 --> 00:21:02,890 Fine, but that wasn't my purse. 422 00:21:20,350 --> 00:21:22,628 Hello. You have everything you need? 423 00:21:22,652 --> 00:21:24,360 You just let me know. 424 00:21:24,384 --> 00:21:26,841 Hi! Good to see you! Oh, you look great! 425 00:21:26,865 --> 00:21:30,316 Mrs. McCluskey. Hello. 426 00:21:31,521 --> 00:21:34,570 How are you? Do you remember me? 427 00:21:34,594 --> 00:21:38,404 You're Bess Truman, right? Of course I remember you. 428 00:21:38,428 --> 00:21:41,407 If that's your way of checking if my brain's gone all tapioca, 429 00:21:41,431 --> 00:21:42,878 I'm fine. Sorry. 430 00:21:42,902 --> 00:21:45,386 So I saw your kid and your new husband. 431 00:21:45,410 --> 00:21:47,383 Nice catch. Oh. Well, thank you. 432 00:21:47,407 --> 00:21:49,585 I'm very eager for him 433 00:21:49,609 --> 00:21:51,587 to experience life on Wisteria Lane. 434 00:21:51,611 --> 00:21:53,919 The times that Dylan and I spent here 435 00:21:53,943 --> 00:21:55,926 were the happiest of our lives. Yeah? 436 00:21:55,950 --> 00:21:57,993 Mm-hmm. Then why'd you take off so suddenly? 437 00:21:58,017 --> 00:22:00,766 You skipped town without even saying good-bye. 438 00:22:00,790 --> 00:22:03,569 My, you do remember a lot, don't you? 439 00:22:03,593 --> 00:22:04,900 Hmm. 440 00:22:04,924 --> 00:22:07,404 Excuse me. Really must mingle. 441 00:22:12,932 --> 00:22:15,811 I think these eggs are past their prime. 442 00:22:15,835 --> 00:22:18,614 Oh. 443 00:22:18,638 --> 00:22:21,316 So you just shun them and throw them away. 444 00:22:21,340 --> 00:22:22,618 Well, yeah, 445 00:22:22,642 --> 00:22:26,792 since mayonnaise left out in the sun can kill ya. 446 00:22:26,816 --> 00:22:29,825 Everything okay? You seem kinda moody today. 447 00:22:29,849 --> 00:22:31,827 Yeah, get used to it. 448 00:22:31,851 --> 00:22:34,500 Okay, did I do something wrong? 449 00:22:34,524 --> 00:22:37,803 No. I'm sorry. I'm just a little... 450 00:22:37,827 --> 00:22:40,506 You know what? Forget it. Let's eat. 451 00:22:40,530 --> 00:22:42,368 Yoo-hoo, Susan! 452 00:22:42,392 --> 00:22:44,810 We saved you a place! 453 00:22:44,834 --> 00:22:47,042 Come on! 454 00:22:47,066 --> 00:22:49,044 We want you over here. Come on. 455 00:22:53,973 --> 00:22:57,083 Oh, my god! Dylan! 456 00:22:58,808 --> 00:22:59,885 Hi. 457 00:22:59,909 --> 00:23:01,387 It's me... Julie. 458 00:23:01,411 --> 00:23:03,889 Julie's the one we were talking about. 459 00:23:03,913 --> 00:23:05,691 Hi, honey! Hi! 460 00:23:05,715 --> 00:23:07,963 She was your best friend. 461 00:23:07,987 --> 00:23:10,436 Yeah, and I-I brought you a little welcome back gift. 462 00:23:10,460 --> 00:23:13,399 Your favorite. Oh, my goodness. 463 00:23:13,423 --> 00:23:15,410 You remember how much you used to love licorice? 464 00:23:15,434 --> 00:23:17,603 I did? Mm-hmm. 465 00:23:17,627 --> 00:23:19,527 Okay. 466 00:23:21,531 --> 00:23:25,511 Come on. I've got some of the old gang I want you to meet. 467 00:23:25,535 --> 00:23:27,583 Have fun! 468 00:23:27,607 --> 00:23:29,415 Menopause? 469 00:23:29,439 --> 00:23:31,417 Aren't you a little young for that? 470 00:23:31,441 --> 00:23:32,788 I know. 471 00:23:32,812 --> 00:23:35,799 And you thought you married a vibrant woman in her prime, 472 00:23:35,823 --> 00:23:39,465 and instead, you got a wife who's... 473 00:23:39,489 --> 00:23:41,166 Dry and dusty. 474 00:23:41,190 --> 00:23:42,828 Oh, honey. 475 00:23:42,852 --> 00:23:45,531 No, it's... it's a natural part of life. 476 00:23:45,555 --> 00:23:48,003 Yeah, the part before death. Oh! 477 00:23:48,027 --> 00:23:49,935 Look, I know that it's upsetting, 478 00:23:49,959 --> 00:23:52,007 but it's really not that big a deal. 479 00:23:52,031 --> 00:23:54,139 Yes, it is! What if you wanna have kids? 480 00:23:54,163 --> 00:23:57,443 We agreed that we didn't. No, you said you did. I said I didn't, 481 00:23:57,467 --> 00:24:00,646 then you changed your mind. What if you change it back? That's not gonna happen. 482 00:24:00,670 --> 00:24:02,147 Listen, my last egg 483 00:24:02,171 --> 00:24:04,920 could be on its way down the chute at this very moment. 484 00:24:04,944 --> 00:24:06,922 If you wanna have kids, 485 00:24:06,946 --> 00:24:09,555 you might wanna jump on it right now. 486 00:24:09,579 --> 00:24:11,557 All right, this is all very romantic, 487 00:24:11,581 --> 00:24:14,500 but let me be clear about this, okay? 488 00:24:14,524 --> 00:24:16,431 I love you, 489 00:24:16,455 --> 00:24:19,505 and if kids don't happen, I'm fine with that. 490 00:24:19,529 --> 00:24:21,937 I don't want you to be fine. 491 00:24:21,961 --> 00:24:23,939 I want you to be happy. 492 00:24:23,963 --> 00:24:26,441 All right, I'm just trying to find 493 00:24:26,465 --> 00:24:28,965 a nice way to shut you up, so... 494 00:24:34,504 --> 00:24:37,022 Yep, we're doomed. 495 00:24:39,649 --> 00:24:40,956 Hey. 496 00:24:40,980 --> 00:24:43,028 Hey, look who's back. 497 00:24:43,052 --> 00:24:46,762 Oh, my gosh. She's out of the clinic. 498 00:24:46,786 --> 00:24:49,795 Thanks, darling. 499 00:24:49,819 --> 00:24:51,136 Hi! 500 00:24:51,160 --> 00:24:53,499 Hi! How are you? 501 00:24:53,523 --> 00:24:55,070 Oh, careful... the neck. What? 502 00:24:55,094 --> 00:24:56,572 Oh! Oh, sorry. Sorry. 503 00:24:56,596 --> 00:24:59,044 Thank you all so much for the cards. 504 00:24:59,068 --> 00:25:01,046 Sometimes it takes a near tragedy 505 00:25:01,070 --> 00:25:03,979 to realize just how much you're loved. Aw. 506 00:25:04,003 --> 00:25:06,490 So why don't you talk to your friends, 507 00:25:06,514 --> 00:25:09,515 and I'll go unpack the car? 508 00:25:09,539 --> 00:25:11,587 Oh, thanks, sweetheart. 509 00:25:11,611 --> 00:25:14,219 I have to admit that I was... 510 00:25:14,243 --> 00:25:17,670 A little concerned about how you'd react when you saw me. 511 00:25:17,694 --> 00:25:18,864 But this... 512 00:25:18,888 --> 00:25:21,548 Throwing me a party? I... 513 00:25:24,694 --> 00:25:26,977 Well... we just all love ya. 514 00:25:27,001 --> 00:25:29,575 - And, Edie, you look great. - Mm-hmm. 515 00:25:29,599 --> 00:25:30,576 Especially... 516 00:25:30,600 --> 00:25:32,538 You know, given the circumstances. 517 00:25:32,562 --> 00:25:35,080 You mean that I tried to hang myself. 518 00:25:35,104 --> 00:25:36,812 It's okay. 519 00:25:36,836 --> 00:25:39,084 The doctor encouraged me to talk about it. 520 00:25:39,108 --> 00:25:41,847 Surely not over food. 521 00:25:41,871 --> 00:25:44,019 Well, Carlos and I talk about it all the time. 522 00:25:44,043 --> 00:25:46,030 You know, and this whole thing 523 00:25:46,054 --> 00:25:48,523 has just brought us closer together. 524 00:25:48,547 --> 00:25:50,025 We've actually talked about marriage. 525 00:25:54,724 --> 00:25:57,102 Hello. I don't think we've met. 526 00:25:57,126 --> 00:25:59,765 Um... I'm Katherine Mayfair, your new neighbor. 527 00:25:59,789 --> 00:26:02,668 Oh, Edie. It's a pleasure to meet you. 528 00:26:02,692 --> 00:26:04,732 Welcome to my party. 529 00:26:10,339 --> 00:26:12,818 So I hear congratulations are in order. 530 00:26:12,842 --> 00:26:15,689 Edie just announced you're getting married. Best wishes! 531 00:26:15,713 --> 00:26:17,552 We're not engaged. 532 00:26:17,576 --> 00:26:20,786 That was just a kind of a "what if" conversation. 533 00:26:20,810 --> 00:26:23,659 Really? Because she thinks you're getting married. 534 00:26:23,683 --> 00:26:26,692 Everyone else thinks you're getting married. 535 00:26:26,716 --> 00:26:29,735 So, again, best wishes. Gaby, the woman tried to kill herself because I left her. 536 00:26:29,759 --> 00:26:32,738 She's not real good with disappointment. Neither am I! 537 00:26:32,762 --> 00:26:34,740 You told me you wanna run away together, 538 00:26:34,764 --> 00:26:37,748 and then I don't hear from you for a month! That was only because 539 00:26:37,772 --> 00:26:40,575 I was going through stuff with Edie, but it doesn't mean 540 00:26:40,599 --> 00:26:43,208 that I wasn't thinking about you constantly. You were not. 541 00:26:43,232 --> 00:26:46,342 Yes, I was. Every second of every day. 542 00:26:48,838 --> 00:26:53,218 Yeah, well, I... kind of thought about you, too. 543 00:26:53,242 --> 00:26:56,591 I need to be with you, Gaby. 544 00:26:56,615 --> 00:26:58,664 Yeah? Prove it. 545 00:26:58,688 --> 00:27:00,295 Can you get away tonight? 546 00:27:00,319 --> 00:27:02,597 Oh, my god, are you serious? 547 00:27:02,621 --> 00:27:04,129 Damn right I am. 548 00:27:04,153 --> 00:27:05,931 Ooh! 549 00:27:05,955 --> 00:27:08,774 Mmm. Mmm. 550 00:27:08,798 --> 00:27:11,276 I just have to be back by midnight 551 00:27:11,300 --> 00:27:14,279 to give Edie her pills. What?! 552 00:27:14,303 --> 00:27:17,287 If we're gonna have an affair, we've gotta be discreet. Affair? 553 00:27:17,311 --> 00:27:20,085 I thought we were talking about running away together. 554 00:27:20,109 --> 00:27:22,988 I can't do that. Edie's too fragile right now. 555 00:27:23,012 --> 00:27:25,991 That old battle-ax is gonna outlive us all! 556 00:27:26,015 --> 00:27:28,393 Hey, don't talk about her like that. 557 00:27:28,417 --> 00:27:30,395 Oh, far be it for me 558 00:27:30,419 --> 00:27:32,898 to speak ill of the future Mrs. Carlos Solis. 559 00:27:32,922 --> 00:27:35,422 We are not getting married! Best wishes! 560 00:27:46,665 --> 00:27:48,243 No. Absolutely not. 561 00:27:48,267 --> 00:27:51,917 That's my final answer. 562 00:27:51,941 --> 00:27:53,679 Well, talk to you later. 563 00:27:53,703 --> 00:27:55,681 That was Danielle. 564 00:27:55,705 --> 00:27:58,153 Now she wants us to send a DVD player for her room. 565 00:27:58,177 --> 00:28:00,786 Well, that hardly seems extravagant. You're missing the point! 566 00:28:00,810 --> 00:28:02,788 It's a convent, not the four seasons. 567 00:28:02,812 --> 00:28:05,090 You have mustard on your chin. 568 00:28:05,114 --> 00:28:07,941 I mean, it's one thing to forgive bad behavior. 569 00:28:07,965 --> 00:28:10,736 It's another thing to reward it. 570 00:28:10,760 --> 00:28:13,799 There are consequences for her mistakes. Oh! Bree! 571 00:28:13,823 --> 00:28:16,371 Oh, my god! Are you all right?! 572 00:28:16,395 --> 00:28:18,944 Oh! No, no, I'm fine! I'm fine! 573 00:28:18,968 --> 00:28:22,948 You're bleeding! No, no, no! It's just, uh... oh, it's a little barbecue sauce. 574 00:28:22,972 --> 00:28:25,450 Where is Katherine's husband? He's a doctor. 575 00:28:25,474 --> 00:28:27,082 She's fine. Adam! 576 00:28:27,106 --> 00:28:29,454 Adam! Get over here right now! 577 00:28:29,478 --> 00:28:31,957 Bree got stabbed in the belly! 578 00:28:31,981 --> 00:28:34,720 Oh, my god, are you all right? Let me take a look. No, it's nothing! 579 00:28:34,744 --> 00:28:38,794 Ah, uh, we were just teasing Ida. It's something we do. 580 00:28:38,818 --> 00:28:40,796 Yes. 581 00:28:40,820 --> 00:28:44,129 Look, it's a... Trick ba... barbecue fork. 582 00:28:44,153 --> 00:28:46,410 We got it at a magic shop. Uh, see? 583 00:28:46,434 --> 00:28:48,734 Oh! Oh! Retractable! 584 00:28:48,758 --> 00:28:50,806 Oh! Oh, my baby! 585 00:28:52,131 --> 00:28:54,740 Wow. That's quite a trick. 586 00:28:54,764 --> 00:28:57,813 Hey, let's go freak out Mrs. McCluskey. 587 00:28:57,837 --> 00:28:58,814 Oh! Huh? 588 00:28:59,939 --> 00:29:01,439 He's such a scamp. 589 00:29:08,317 --> 00:29:10,325 Psycho mom at 5:00. 590 00:29:10,349 --> 00:29:14,499 You say the word, she gets a face full of pig bones. 591 00:29:14,523 --> 00:29:16,431 Aw, my hero. Mmm. 592 00:29:16,455 --> 00:29:18,864 I can handle her. 593 00:29:18,888 --> 00:29:19,865 Lynette. 594 00:29:19,889 --> 00:29:21,406 Mm. I just spoke with Helen, 595 00:29:21,430 --> 00:29:24,239 and imagine my surprise when she told me 596 00:29:24,263 --> 00:29:26,880 that you'd not started on the decorations for the gala. 597 00:29:26,904 --> 00:29:29,144 I'm in charge of decorations? 598 00:29:29,168 --> 00:29:31,146 Yes, which you would've known 599 00:29:31,170 --> 00:29:33,970 had you bothered to pick up the packet. 600 00:29:36,876 --> 00:29:41,056 I don't want to hear it. 601 00:29:41,080 --> 00:29:42,928 Okay. 602 00:29:42,952 --> 00:29:45,090 Piggyback, mommy. 603 00:29:49,458 --> 00:29:51,436 I'm sorry, sweetie. I'm just... 604 00:29:51,460 --> 00:29:53,999 I'm just too tired right now. 605 00:29:54,023 --> 00:29:56,842 Here, honey, I'll get ya. 606 00:29:56,866 --> 00:29:58,203 Ooh! 607 00:29:58,227 --> 00:30:01,076 Yes! 608 00:30:01,100 --> 00:30:05,070 Mommy has to conserve her energy for more important things. 609 00:30:06,936 --> 00:30:08,076 Mwah! 610 00:30:14,043 --> 00:30:16,526 We are not throwing in the towel over a minor mishap. 611 00:30:16,550 --> 00:30:19,024 How many more "mishaps" are we gonna get away with? 612 00:30:19,048 --> 00:30:21,967 Yesterday, it was an old woman in the Macy's shoe department. 613 00:30:21,991 --> 00:30:23,969 Today, a magic fork in the belly. 614 00:30:23,993 --> 00:30:26,276 Pretty soon, this whole charade will completely unravel, 615 00:30:26,300 --> 00:30:29,204 and we will be humiliated. We're already in too deep. 616 00:30:29,228 --> 00:30:31,276 We could go on a trip, 617 00:30:31,300 --> 00:30:34,910 tell people you miscarried while we were away. And then what would happen to the baby? 618 00:30:34,934 --> 00:30:38,421 Well, Danielle would keep it. You think Danielle could raise this child? 619 00:30:38,445 --> 00:30:40,886 Orson, you've seen her in action. 620 00:30:40,910 --> 00:30:43,949 She's... she's shallow, and she's... she's selfish! 621 00:30:43,973 --> 00:30:46,260 She would ruin this child's life! How can you say that? 622 00:30:46,284 --> 00:30:48,894 Because I'm her mother. 623 00:30:48,918 --> 00:30:53,118 And I know what I've created, and that's the real humiliation. 624 00:30:56,025 --> 00:30:58,964 Orson... 625 00:30:58,988 --> 00:31:02,067 This child deserves better. 626 00:31:02,091 --> 00:31:04,169 And I know what to do now. 627 00:31:04,193 --> 00:31:08,143 Please... Please let me try. 628 00:31:08,167 --> 00:31:11,877 So... 629 00:31:11,901 --> 00:31:14,980 Really, what you want is a second chance? 630 00:31:15,004 --> 00:31:18,514 Well, would that be so horrible? 631 00:31:22,581 --> 00:31:24,181 Well, then... 632 00:31:26,415 --> 00:31:29,895 Let the charade continue. 633 00:31:29,919 --> 00:31:31,196 Oh. 634 00:31:34,423 --> 00:31:35,973 Hey. 635 00:31:37,896 --> 00:31:40,005 So you're bailing on me now? 636 00:31:40,029 --> 00:31:42,007 I know. The timing is terrible. 637 00:31:42,031 --> 00:31:44,009 Damn right! It's three weeks before the gala. 638 00:31:44,033 --> 00:31:46,016 I just didn't realize how tired I would be 639 00:31:46,040 --> 00:31:48,053 when I took this on. Oh, we're all tired, Lynette. 640 00:31:48,077 --> 00:31:51,056 But some of us still manage to honor our commitments. 641 00:31:51,080 --> 00:31:53,058 Okay, I'm gonna be honest with you. 642 00:31:53,082 --> 00:31:55,290 I haven't been feeling that great lately. 643 00:31:55,314 --> 00:31:58,368 Oh, don't whine to me about your aches and pains. 644 00:31:58,392 --> 00:32:00,365 I've had the same migraine since '87. 645 00:32:00,389 --> 00:32:03,368 And my knee's so bad, I can't even use the treadmill anymore. 646 00:32:03,392 --> 00:32:05,100 Oh. Yeah. 647 00:32:05,124 --> 00:32:06,601 That's rough. 648 00:32:06,625 --> 00:32:08,633 Hmm. 649 00:32:08,657 --> 00:32:10,657 By the way... 650 00:32:14,633 --> 00:32:17,443 I have cancer. 651 00:32:20,609 --> 00:32:22,587 I'll give Helen a call. 652 00:32:36,255 --> 00:32:40,205 So I am halfway through chemo, 653 00:32:40,229 --> 00:32:43,038 and my doctor is very confident 654 00:32:43,062 --> 00:32:47,142 that I'm going to beat this, so you can all relax. 655 00:32:47,166 --> 00:32:50,036 I'm not going to die. 656 00:32:54,743 --> 00:32:57,052 Well, not unless we kill you. 657 00:32:57,076 --> 00:32:59,124 Huh? Damn it, Lynette. 658 00:32:59,148 --> 00:33:01,987 What did we say after Mary Alice... after Edie? 659 00:33:02,011 --> 00:33:03,989 "Why didn't they tell us?" 660 00:33:04,013 --> 00:33:07,100 We're your friends. Why would you shut us out? 661 00:33:07,124 --> 00:33:11,166 I just liked being able to throw on my wig 662 00:33:11,190 --> 00:33:13,668 and join you guys for a cup of coffee 663 00:33:13,692 --> 00:33:16,179 and a good gossip about the new neighbors. 664 00:33:16,203 --> 00:33:18,203 You know, for five minutes, 665 00:33:18,227 --> 00:33:21,106 I could pretend I wasn't a sick person. 666 00:33:21,130 --> 00:33:23,608 But once your friends know you're sick, 667 00:33:23,632 --> 00:33:25,110 you can't pretend anymore 668 00:33:25,134 --> 00:33:28,613 'cause you can see it in their eyes... 669 00:33:28,637 --> 00:33:31,986 The fear, the pity. 670 00:33:32,010 --> 00:33:34,610 Is that all you see in our eyes? 671 00:33:41,490 --> 00:33:43,590 No. No, of course not. 672 00:33:46,095 --> 00:33:49,074 You know what? Let's make a pact. 673 00:33:49,098 --> 00:33:50,435 No more secrets. 674 00:33:50,459 --> 00:33:53,038 From now on, we tell each other 675 00:33:53,062 --> 00:33:57,072 every shocking detail of our lives. 676 00:34:00,439 --> 00:34:01,746 I'm in. 677 00:34:01,770 --> 00:34:04,170 Me, too. 678 00:34:05,674 --> 00:34:07,524 You with us? 679 00:34:09,318 --> 00:34:10,818 Absolutely. 680 00:34:13,282 --> 00:34:15,282 No more secrets. 681 00:34:27,636 --> 00:34:32,066 You're right. I'm not happy. Let's talk. 682 00:34:33,602 --> 00:34:36,581 All I'm saying is 683 00:34:36,605 --> 00:34:39,584 I just wanna know that I come first with you. 684 00:34:39,608 --> 00:34:42,787 Sometimes I feel less like your wife than a possession. 685 00:34:42,811 --> 00:34:45,260 It's demeaning. It's... it's... 686 00:34:45,284 --> 00:34:48,098 Why are you smiling right now? Because this is fantastic. 687 00:34:48,122 --> 00:34:50,095 After weeks of shutting me out, 688 00:34:50,119 --> 00:34:52,467 you're finally telling me how you feel. 689 00:34:52,491 --> 00:34:55,170 We should do this all the time. 690 00:34:55,194 --> 00:34:58,573 Well, it's hard when you're so busy. 691 00:34:58,597 --> 00:35:00,575 Maybe we should go away 692 00:35:00,599 --> 00:35:03,548 and just take a couple weeks or a month. 693 00:35:03,572 --> 00:35:05,350 Let's rediscover what it was 694 00:35:05,374 --> 00:35:07,691 that made us fall in love to begin with. 695 00:35:07,715 --> 00:35:11,256 That is a great idea. Let's do it. 696 00:35:11,280 --> 00:35:13,118 How's next week? 697 00:35:13,142 --> 00:35:15,660 Let's see here. 698 00:35:17,386 --> 00:35:20,525 Well, I've got the meeting with the school board on Tuesday... Mm-hmm. 699 00:35:20,549 --> 00:35:22,527 And the end of the month, 700 00:35:22,551 --> 00:35:25,530 I've got that conference in Washington... oh, shoot. 701 00:35:25,554 --> 00:35:28,241 I've got the groundbreaking for the new civic center... 702 00:35:28,265 --> 00:35:32,877 Dad's birthday... Economic development forum... 703 00:35:32,901 --> 00:35:34,379 How about April? 704 00:35:34,403 --> 00:35:37,873 I can give you two whole weeks in April. 705 00:35:40,609 --> 00:35:43,348 I'll see you later, babe. 706 00:35:43,372 --> 00:35:47,292 Where you going? To Scavo's for a few beers. 707 00:35:47,316 --> 00:35:48,693 Oh! Can I come? 708 00:35:48,717 --> 00:35:50,755 Uh... no. 709 00:35:50,779 --> 00:35:52,126 Why not? 710 00:35:52,150 --> 00:35:54,629 Edie, I know you've been through a lot lately, 711 00:35:54,653 --> 00:35:58,503 but I can't hold your hand 24 hours a day. 712 00:35:58,527 --> 00:36:01,206 If you want this relationship to work, 713 00:36:01,230 --> 00:36:03,530 you gotta give me some downtime. 714 00:36:12,201 --> 00:36:15,380 Okay, so I managed to get away from Edie. 715 00:36:15,404 --> 00:36:16,881 What do you want? 716 00:36:16,905 --> 00:36:19,905 To get you away from Edie. 717 00:36:31,820 --> 00:36:33,798 Oh, come on. 718 00:36:33,822 --> 00:36:36,306 You have to remember your "boyfriend" Joey Miller. 719 00:36:36,330 --> 00:36:38,803 You used to chase him around the jungle gym. 720 00:36:38,827 --> 00:36:41,306 Really? You'd think I would've gone for this guy 721 00:36:41,330 --> 00:36:43,808 with the sexy finger up his nose. 722 00:36:43,832 --> 00:36:47,519 So you don't remember any of the kids we used to play with? 723 00:36:47,543 --> 00:36:49,214 No. To be honest, 724 00:36:49,238 --> 00:36:53,308 I don't remember anything about living here. Really? 725 00:36:54,883 --> 00:36:58,953 So... what is your earliest memory? 726 00:37:01,550 --> 00:37:05,970 I don't know if this is a memory, but... 727 00:37:05,994 --> 00:37:08,603 For years, I've had this creepy dream. 728 00:37:08,627 --> 00:37:11,806 I'm really little, 729 00:37:11,830 --> 00:37:14,879 and there's a guy in my room, 730 00:37:14,903 --> 00:37:17,312 and he tries to grab me. 731 00:37:17,336 --> 00:37:19,213 That is creepy. 732 00:37:19,237 --> 00:37:21,446 Have... have you ever... 733 00:37:21,470 --> 00:37:24,319 Talked to somebody about it? 734 00:37:24,343 --> 00:37:28,323 You mean like a therapist? 735 00:37:28,347 --> 00:37:30,295 My old babysitter suggested that, 736 00:37:30,319 --> 00:37:34,259 but my mom got mad and said no. 737 00:37:34,283 --> 00:37:36,230 Really? 738 00:37:36,254 --> 00:37:37,402 Yeah. 739 00:37:37,426 --> 00:37:40,586 Then she fired the babysitter. 740 00:37:46,395 --> 00:37:47,512 Susan? 741 00:37:47,536 --> 00:37:49,013 I'm in here. 742 00:37:49,037 --> 00:37:51,846 Uh, your front door was open. 743 00:37:51,870 --> 00:37:54,319 No problem. 744 00:37:54,343 --> 00:37:56,381 Um, what's up? 745 00:37:56,405 --> 00:37:58,252 First, let me just say this is one of 746 00:37:58,276 --> 00:38:00,254 the more embarrassing moments of my career, 747 00:38:00,278 --> 00:38:03,388 and you have every right to hate me. 748 00:38:03,412 --> 00:38:05,560 Adam, I have no idea what you're talking about. 749 00:38:05,584 --> 00:38:07,567 Well, your test results came back, 750 00:38:07,591 --> 00:38:09,564 and your estrogen levels are fine. 751 00:38:09,588 --> 00:38:12,397 You're not about to start menopause. 752 00:38:12,421 --> 00:38:14,369 Really? That's fantastic! 753 00:38:14,393 --> 00:38:15,700 There's more. 754 00:38:15,724 --> 00:38:17,902 More? 755 00:38:17,926 --> 00:38:19,766 You're pregnant. 756 00:38:21,530 --> 00:38:26,381 What? Wh-what did he just say? 757 00:38:26,405 --> 00:38:27,535 I'm pregnant? 758 00:38:30,939 --> 00:38:32,779 He said I'm pregnant. 759 00:38:34,813 --> 00:38:38,763 Oh... 760 00:38:43,552 --> 00:38:47,902 Mmm! I have never been happier. 761 00:38:47,926 --> 00:38:49,974 Well, now i believe you. 762 00:38:57,666 --> 00:38:59,944 There you are. 763 00:38:59,968 --> 00:39:01,686 I'm sorry. 764 00:39:01,710 --> 00:39:04,689 I got in late last night. I didn't want to wake you. 765 00:39:04,713 --> 00:39:07,357 You don't have to explain. I trust you. 766 00:39:07,381 --> 00:39:11,356 Well, good. You should. 767 00:39:11,380 --> 00:39:13,658 I just wish you trusted me a bit more. 768 00:39:13,682 --> 00:39:15,660 What are you talking about? 769 00:39:15,684 --> 00:39:17,662 Why didn't you ever tell me 770 00:39:17,686 --> 00:39:19,686 about your offshore bank account? 771 00:39:21,860 --> 00:39:23,838 What? 772 00:39:23,862 --> 00:39:25,510 Well, you know, 773 00:39:25,534 --> 00:39:28,804 the one in the Cayman Islands with $10 million in it. 774 00:39:31,570 --> 00:39:35,000 I miss you when you're gone. 775 00:39:37,446 --> 00:39:38,723 Going through your things 776 00:39:38,747 --> 00:39:41,456 makes me feel like you're with me. 777 00:39:41,480 --> 00:39:43,488 Okay, um, I know how this looks. 778 00:39:43,512 --> 00:39:46,391 What did you think I was gonna do? 779 00:39:46,415 --> 00:39:48,393 Tell people? Turn you in? 780 00:39:48,417 --> 00:39:51,396 Try to get my little hands on it? 781 00:39:51,420 --> 00:39:54,869 I don't care about money, Carlos. 782 00:39:54,893 --> 00:39:58,372 All I care about is you. 783 00:39:58,396 --> 00:40:04,509 That's why this relationship is going to work. 784 00:40:04,533 --> 00:40:07,882 You can trust me with your secrets, 785 00:40:07,906 --> 00:40:10,485 just like I can trust you 786 00:40:10,509 --> 00:40:12,839 not to hurt me. 787 00:40:24,553 --> 00:40:27,632 There is a certain time of morning. 788 00:40:27,656 --> 00:40:30,605 It occurs after kids have left for school 789 00:40:30,629 --> 00:40:33,978 and husbands have headed off for work. 790 00:40:34,002 --> 00:40:36,981 It's a time when women think of the secrets 791 00:40:37,005 --> 00:40:40,615 they've been keeping from their friends... 792 00:40:40,639 --> 00:40:45,750 And how shocked they would be if the truth was discovered... 793 00:40:45,774 --> 00:40:48,631 And how they'll do everything in their power 794 00:40:48,655 --> 00:40:51,425 to keep that from happening. 795 00:40:51,449 --> 00:40:54,058 But what of those lucky women 796 00:40:54,082 --> 00:40:56,801 who have no secrets left to keep? 797 00:40:56,825 --> 00:40:59,534 What do they think about every morning? 798 00:40:59,558 --> 00:41:00,788 Hey! 799 00:41:03,131 --> 00:41:06,061 Is something wrong? 800 00:41:07,896 --> 00:41:09,644 It's just... 801 00:41:09,668 --> 00:41:13,047 Dylan and I used to be best friends. 802 00:41:13,071 --> 00:41:15,580 I mean, we did everything together. 803 00:41:15,604 --> 00:41:18,553 I know. She was like a sister to you. 804 00:41:18,577 --> 00:41:21,225 Well... 805 00:41:21,249 --> 00:41:24,188 That girl that I've been hanging out with... 806 00:41:24,212 --> 00:41:29,033 And I know this is gonna sound crazy, but... 807 00:41:29,057 --> 00:41:31,095 That's not the same girl. 808 00:41:38,767 --> 00:41:40,745 These women spend their mornings 809 00:41:40,769 --> 00:41:42,547 thinking of their neighbors 810 00:41:42,571 --> 00:41:44,048 and the secrets... 811 00:41:44,072 --> 00:41:46,912 They may be keeping. 812 00:41:55,283 --> 00:41:57,993 There you are. I've been calling you. 813 00:42:05,624 --> 00:42:07,602 Is this the room? 814 00:42:07,626 --> 00:42:10,004 Yes. 815 00:42:10,028 --> 00:42:13,007 Dylan's been asking me if she can move in here. 816 00:42:13,031 --> 00:42:15,139 So let her. 817 00:42:15,163 --> 00:42:18,150 You may remember what happened here, but she can't. 818 00:42:18,174 --> 00:42:19,884 Doesn't matter. 819 00:42:19,908 --> 00:42:21,886 I won't allow it. 820 00:42:21,910 --> 00:42:24,689 Hey, you okay? 821 00:42:24,713 --> 00:42:27,200 Did we make a mistake coming back here? 822 00:42:27,224 --> 00:42:30,545 Did we have a choice?