1 00:00:00,671 --> 00:00:02,109 Previously on... 2 00:00:02,133 --> 00:00:04,081 The accountant's dropping off the papers 3 00:00:04,105 --> 00:00:06,613 for my Cayman island account. This is everything you need to access the money. 4 00:00:06,637 --> 00:00:09,186 Edie got an opportunity... Let go! 5 00:00:09,210 --> 00:00:11,188 But lost it. 6 00:00:11,212 --> 00:00:12,759 Mike... 7 00:00:12,783 --> 00:00:15,670 You will go to rehab, or so help me, I will leave you. 8 00:00:15,694 --> 00:00:17,494 Made a promise. I'll go. 9 00:00:17,518 --> 00:00:20,567 I keep thinking about what we covered up. 10 00:00:20,591 --> 00:00:24,361 Katherine's aunt was determined to reveal the truth... 11 00:00:26,797 --> 00:00:29,106 And Victor... Uhh! 12 00:00:29,130 --> 00:00:31,578 Was a victim of the tornado... Uhh! 13 00:00:31,602 --> 00:00:33,540 That brought devastation... Oh, my god! 14 00:00:35,536 --> 00:00:37,436 To Wisteria Lane. 15 00:00:44,075 --> 00:00:46,523 Once the tornado had passed, 16 00:00:46,547 --> 00:00:49,117 it began. 17 00:00:51,382 --> 00:00:56,363 A man gave his coat to a stranger in need... 18 00:00:56,387 --> 00:01:03,357 A woman shared her food with those just passing by... 19 00:01:05,136 --> 00:01:11,178 A teenager reunited a dog with its worried owner. 20 00:01:11,202 --> 00:01:13,220 These are the things that happen 21 00:01:13,244 --> 00:01:16,583 in the wake of any great disaster. 22 00:01:16,607 --> 00:01:21,788 People start to perform small acts of kindness. 23 00:01:23,514 --> 00:01:27,234 They do what they can to help, 24 00:01:27,258 --> 00:01:29,636 all the while knowing... 25 00:01:31,622 --> 00:01:36,173 It won't be enough. 26 00:01:42,803 --> 00:01:46,117 Why is it taking so long? They should be going faster. 27 00:01:46,141 --> 00:01:48,385 The fire captain said they have to go slowly. 28 00:01:48,409 --> 00:01:52,189 They don't want debris suddenly collapsing into the basement. 29 00:01:52,213 --> 00:01:54,161 Has anyone heard from Gaby? 30 00:01:54,185 --> 00:01:56,493 Uh, she went to the hospital with Carlos. 31 00:01:56,517 --> 00:01:59,496 He was pretty banged up, but they say he's gonna be okay. Thank god. 32 00:01:59,520 --> 00:02:02,129 Why can't we hear them? 33 00:02:02,153 --> 00:02:05,502 If my kids are alive, they would be yelling. 34 00:02:05,526 --> 00:02:07,504 Tom would be yelling. 35 00:02:07,528 --> 00:02:09,506 Okay, Lynette, listen to me. 36 00:02:09,530 --> 00:02:12,209 They are all going to be fine. I know it. 37 00:02:12,233 --> 00:02:14,520 Okay. You really, really, really think so? 38 00:02:14,544 --> 00:02:16,683 Yes, yes, I do. I do. 39 00:02:16,707 --> 00:02:19,686 So I want you to go over to those paramedics, 40 00:02:19,710 --> 00:02:22,219 and I want you to let them look at these cuts. 41 00:02:22,243 --> 00:02:24,230 Because you don't want to be all bloody 42 00:02:24,254 --> 00:02:27,224 when they pull your kids out of there, do you? 43 00:02:27,248 --> 00:02:30,427 - No. No, I guess not. - Okay. 44 00:02:35,326 --> 00:02:38,165 What are you doing? 45 00:02:38,189 --> 00:02:39,706 What? 46 00:02:39,730 --> 00:02:42,809 You don't know if her kids are gonna be okay. 47 00:02:42,833 --> 00:02:44,811 I'm just trying to comfort her. 48 00:02:44,835 --> 00:02:46,813 By giving her false hope? 49 00:02:46,837 --> 00:02:49,216 What do you suggest we do? 50 00:02:49,240 --> 00:02:52,219 Well, you should be saying, "Lynette, this could end badly. 51 00:02:52,243 --> 00:02:56,230 "So you should start preparing yourself for that now." Edie, if you say that to Lynette, 52 00:02:56,254 --> 00:02:59,286 so help me god, I will wring your neck. 53 00:02:59,310 --> 00:03:01,288 And I will help her. 54 00:03:01,312 --> 00:03:04,296 Tom and Ida and the kids are buried under that rubble. 55 00:03:04,320 --> 00:03:06,293 I mean, what is it with you people? 56 00:03:06,317 --> 00:03:08,495 Why aren't you willing to face the facts? 57 00:03:08,519 --> 00:03:10,567 Because we're hoping for a miracle. 58 00:03:10,591 --> 00:03:12,569 A miracle? 59 00:03:12,593 --> 00:03:15,250 Maybe, just maybe, if we stop flapping our gums, 60 00:03:15,274 --> 00:03:18,675 and we start asking god to take care of our folks, 61 00:03:18,699 --> 00:03:20,747 he might just help us out. 62 00:03:20,771 --> 00:03:24,211 So you think a prayer circle is going to help Lynette? 63 00:03:24,235 --> 00:03:27,214 Once you get to my age, you'll find it a lot easier 64 00:03:27,238 --> 00:03:29,686 to believe that god really does answer prayers. 65 00:03:29,710 --> 00:03:33,220 So if you can just hang on two more years... Don't. 66 00:03:33,244 --> 00:03:35,662 You know, maybe a moment of silence 67 00:03:35,686 --> 00:03:38,286 wouldn't be such a bad idea. 68 00:03:45,796 --> 00:03:49,436 Hey, guys! We got someone! 69 00:03:49,460 --> 00:03:51,930 Oh! 70 00:03:54,605 --> 00:03:55,742 Hi! 71 00:04:02,813 --> 00:04:04,453 Come on. Uhh! 72 00:04:05,816 --> 00:04:07,324 Mom! 73 00:04:07,348 --> 00:04:09,426 Mom! 74 00:04:11,682 --> 00:04:13,500 Mom! Mom! 75 00:04:13,524 --> 00:04:16,464 Oh, my god! Oh! Thank you. Thank you. 76 00:04:18,289 --> 00:04:20,289 Hold on. Hold off! 77 00:04:24,835 --> 00:04:26,943 Come on, Tom. 78 00:04:28,839 --> 00:04:30,477 Wait. Wait. 79 00:04:30,501 --> 00:04:32,849 Grab the arm. Grab the arm. 80 00:04:32,873 --> 00:04:34,460 Here he comes. 81 00:04:39,310 --> 00:04:42,289 Straight ahead, sir. Go ahead. Right over there. 82 00:04:42,313 --> 00:04:44,593 Thank you. Oh, my god. 83 00:04:46,787 --> 00:04:48,787 Got a light down there? 84 00:04:50,391 --> 00:04:52,321 Where's Ida? 85 00:04:53,524 --> 00:04:56,034 Tom! Where's Ida? 86 00:05:06,637 --> 00:05:10,717 Yes, in the wake of a great tragedy, 87 00:05:10,741 --> 00:05:14,351 people do what they can to help... 88 00:05:17,548 --> 00:05:20,897 All the while knowing... 89 00:05:20,921 --> 00:05:28,921 It won't be enough. 90 00:05:32,332 --> 00:05:34,472 Lynette. 91 00:05:35,836 --> 00:05:37,814 The morning after the tornado, 92 00:05:37,838 --> 00:05:39,816 the residents of Wisteria Lane 93 00:05:39,840 --> 00:05:43,350 began to sort through the devastation 94 00:05:43,374 --> 00:05:47,323 and slowly started picking up the pieces of their lives. 95 00:05:47,347 --> 00:05:49,656 It's there by the north side! 96 00:05:49,680 --> 00:05:51,658 Bob hunter found part of his fountain 97 00:05:51,682 --> 00:05:54,501 in the middle of the street. 98 00:05:54,525 --> 00:05:59,485 Bree Hodge found her lawn mower next to her coffee table. 99 00:06:02,032 --> 00:06:08,074 And Kayla Scavo discovered her music box in a tree... 100 00:06:08,098 --> 00:06:10,547 Among... 101 00:06:10,571 --> 00:06:12,379 Other things. 102 00:06:12,403 --> 00:06:14,560 She had your address in her pocket, 103 00:06:14,584 --> 00:06:17,053 but there was no other I.D. 104 00:06:17,077 --> 00:06:18,855 Did you know her? 105 00:06:18,879 --> 00:06:22,459 Sort of. Her name is Sylvia Greene. 106 00:06:22,483 --> 00:06:23,760 Is she local? 107 00:06:23,784 --> 00:06:25,762 I knew her from Chicago. 108 00:06:25,786 --> 00:06:27,764 She was... 109 00:06:27,788 --> 00:06:29,396 Visiting. 110 00:06:29,420 --> 00:06:31,398 Okay, I guess that's all we need. 111 00:06:31,422 --> 00:06:34,070 Would you like me to follow up with you 112 00:06:34,094 --> 00:06:36,734 after we contact the family? No. 113 00:06:42,903 --> 00:06:44,911 So... 114 00:06:44,935 --> 00:06:48,014 I guess this means it's over. 115 00:06:48,038 --> 00:06:50,016 The fact that she is dead 116 00:06:50,040 --> 00:06:53,460 does not change the fact that you slept with her. 117 00:06:53,484 --> 00:06:56,463 I know it doesn't. 118 00:06:56,487 --> 00:06:59,596 I made a terrible mistake, and I am so sorry, Katherine. 119 00:06:59,620 --> 00:07:01,968 I'm sure you are. 120 00:07:01,992 --> 00:07:04,801 I want you out of my house tonight. 121 00:07:04,825 --> 00:07:06,503 You don't mean that. 122 00:07:06,527 --> 00:07:09,506 Yes, I do. It's over. As far as I'm concerned, 123 00:07:09,530 --> 00:07:13,139 you could be lying on that slab right next to her. 124 00:07:27,047 --> 00:07:31,458 Come on, Ida. You can watch us pack from up here. 125 00:07:31,482 --> 00:07:34,931 Wow. The things you accumulate in a lifetime, huh? 126 00:07:34,955 --> 00:07:37,704 Yeah, especially if you never throw anything out. 127 00:07:37,728 --> 00:07:40,436 So her niece and nephew 128 00:07:40,460 --> 00:07:42,939 are taking all this stuff back to Nebraska? 129 00:07:42,963 --> 00:07:45,146 Well, the stuff that'll sell on ebay. 130 00:07:45,170 --> 00:07:47,443 I'm guessing the rest will end up in a dumpster. 131 00:07:47,467 --> 00:07:50,877 What's all this baseball stuff? There's a mitt and a Jersey. 132 00:07:50,901 --> 00:07:52,519 Was this her husband's? 133 00:07:52,543 --> 00:07:55,030 No, that was Ida's from her pro baseball days. 134 00:07:55,054 --> 00:07:56,553 Yeah, right. 135 00:07:56,577 --> 00:07:57,954 Yeah. 136 00:07:57,978 --> 00:08:00,657 Oh, you're serious? 137 00:08:00,681 --> 00:08:02,659 Ida played in the all-American girls league 138 00:08:02,683 --> 00:08:05,632 during world war ii. You didn't know that? No. 139 00:08:05,656 --> 00:08:08,134 Oh, she was a superstar. Arm like a Cannon. 140 00:08:08,158 --> 00:08:10,797 People said she could throw a porkchop past a hungry wolf. 141 00:08:10,821 --> 00:08:12,168 Ida? 142 00:08:12,192 --> 00:08:14,949 I have trouble seeing her as the leadoff hitter 143 00:08:14,973 --> 00:08:17,644 for anything other than osteoporosis. 144 00:08:17,668 --> 00:08:20,877 She made the only unassisted triple play in league history... 145 00:08:20,901 --> 00:08:23,510 Right here in Granville field, 1944. 146 00:08:23,534 --> 00:08:25,817 That's why she wants her ashes scattered there. 147 00:08:25,841 --> 00:08:28,585 How did I not know this? 148 00:08:29,810 --> 00:08:32,789 Daddy said you were over here. Can I help? 149 00:08:32,813 --> 00:08:35,191 Oh. 150 00:08:35,215 --> 00:08:37,824 You realize we're cleaning, right? We're not eating candy. 151 00:08:37,848 --> 00:08:39,626 That's sweet, Parker, 152 00:08:39,650 --> 00:08:42,168 but we've got everything under control here 153 00:08:42,192 --> 00:08:44,170 if you want to go play. 154 00:08:44,194 --> 00:08:47,241 No, I want to do something nice for Mrs. Greenberg. 155 00:08:47,265 --> 00:08:49,235 She sort of saved my life. 156 00:08:49,259 --> 00:08:50,859 What do you mean? 157 00:08:53,864 --> 00:08:56,212 When the house started shaking, 158 00:08:56,236 --> 00:08:59,006 and daddy was passed out by his asthma... 159 00:09:00,741 --> 00:09:04,581 Mrs. Greenberg made us all go under the stairs. 160 00:09:06,617 --> 00:09:10,727 But that's not where they found her. 161 00:09:10,751 --> 00:09:11,798 Yeah. 162 00:09:11,822 --> 00:09:14,230 There wasn't enough room for her. 163 00:09:14,254 --> 00:09:16,764 She said she'd be okay in the corner. 164 00:09:19,660 --> 00:09:22,068 Uh, Parker, you want to help? 165 00:09:22,092 --> 00:09:25,079 Ida has some ice cream in the freezer that needs eating 166 00:09:25,103 --> 00:09:28,265 before it goes bad. Go on. 167 00:09:36,576 --> 00:09:39,586 I know what you're thinking, but don't. 168 00:09:39,610 --> 00:09:42,610 If you'd been there, it wouldn't have made a bit of difference. 169 00:09:57,067 --> 00:09:59,045 Susan, we can't thank you enough. 170 00:09:59,069 --> 00:10:03,149 Opening your home to us... it's so generous. It's a horrible feeling 171 00:10:03,173 --> 00:10:05,160 to literally not have a roof over your head, 172 00:10:05,184 --> 00:10:08,955 and that smoky fleabag hotel just wasn't safe for a newborn. 173 00:10:08,979 --> 00:10:11,988 Please, this is what best friends do... 174 00:10:12,012 --> 00:10:14,821 Right before their friendship ends. 175 00:10:14,845 --> 00:10:19,165 Why did you agree to let her stay? How do you say no to someone in need? 176 00:10:19,189 --> 00:10:21,998 That wasn't rhetorical. Seriously, you got anything? 177 00:10:22,022 --> 00:10:25,001 I know you feel guilty because she let us stay with her once, 178 00:10:25,025 --> 00:10:28,004 but don't you remember how miserable we were? Oh, yeah. Every cup needs a coaster. 179 00:10:28,028 --> 00:10:30,006 Every coaster needs a doily. 180 00:10:30,030 --> 00:10:32,038 Every doily needs daily laundering. 181 00:10:32,062 --> 00:10:35,216 This woman is gonna drive me out of my frickin'... hey, roomies. 182 00:10:35,240 --> 00:10:38,384 You need help? No, we've got it under control. 183 00:10:38,408 --> 00:10:39,716 Oh, and, uh, listen. 184 00:10:39,740 --> 00:10:42,048 Bob and Lee introduced us to this wonderful contractor, 185 00:10:42,072 --> 00:10:45,056 so we won't be imposing for long. Imposing. Who's imposing? 186 00:10:45,080 --> 00:10:47,053 You can stay as long as you want. 187 00:10:47,077 --> 00:10:49,726 I'm sorry. The words came out of my mouth 188 00:10:49,750 --> 00:10:52,729 before I knew what I was saying. Then stop talking, and don't be so nice. 189 00:10:52,753 --> 00:10:54,736 Otherwise, she'll just take the place over. 190 00:10:54,760 --> 00:10:57,734 Hey, Susan, Orson likes to sleep with the window open. 191 00:10:57,758 --> 00:11:00,166 Do you mind if we rearrange the furniture? 192 00:11:00,190 --> 00:11:01,660 No. 193 00:11:03,764 --> 00:11:06,204 Sounds good to me! 194 00:11:21,011 --> 00:11:22,658 Hello, Gabrielle. 195 00:11:22,682 --> 00:11:25,462 Milton. Hi. 196 00:11:29,219 --> 00:11:31,197 It's a nice turnout. 197 00:11:31,221 --> 00:11:35,201 Victor was loved by a lot of people. 198 00:11:35,225 --> 00:11:38,195 It's gonna be a very emotional day. 199 00:11:40,731 --> 00:11:42,809 You seem remarkably composed. 200 00:11:42,833 --> 00:11:44,951 Oh, no, no. I'm a mess... 201 00:11:44,975 --> 00:11:48,054 You know, on the inside, where the mascara can't run. 202 00:11:48,078 --> 00:11:50,016 Ah, I see. 203 00:11:50,040 --> 00:11:52,358 The reading of the will is today. 204 00:11:52,382 --> 00:11:55,121 Is it? I'd forgotten. 205 00:11:55,145 --> 00:11:58,324 I thought you'd be curious as to how much you'll inherit. 206 00:11:58,348 --> 00:12:00,867 No. I'm not thinking about money today. 207 00:12:00,891 --> 00:12:02,428 I'm burying my husband. 208 00:12:02,452 --> 00:12:03,900 Of course. 209 00:12:03,924 --> 00:12:06,072 It's just, I, uh... 210 00:12:06,096 --> 00:12:08,074 Spoke to the executor of the will, 211 00:12:08,098 --> 00:12:11,898 and I have a ballpark figure of what you'll be getting. 212 00:12:15,465 --> 00:12:18,815 Oh? 213 00:12:18,839 --> 00:12:20,817 Well, I guess there's nothing disrespectful 214 00:12:20,841 --> 00:12:22,441 about a ballpark figure. 215 00:12:24,775 --> 00:12:26,815 You're not getting a dime. 216 00:12:29,880 --> 00:12:32,458 Victor showed me the photographs of you and your ex-husband. 217 00:12:32,482 --> 00:12:34,831 You broke his heart. 218 00:12:34,855 --> 00:12:37,003 You humiliated him. 219 00:12:37,027 --> 00:12:40,427 So you'll inherit exactly what you deserve... nothing. 220 00:12:42,793 --> 00:12:44,941 Okay, I made a mistake. 221 00:12:44,965 --> 00:12:48,344 I'm sorry, but Victor wasn't entirely blameless. 222 00:12:48,368 --> 00:12:51,878 He ignored me. He used me politically. 223 00:12:51,902 --> 00:12:54,250 Oh, yeah, and he tried to kill Carlos. 224 00:12:54,274 --> 00:12:57,031 So I think I'm entitled to whatever he had. 225 00:12:57,055 --> 00:12:58,785 Ah, there's the thing. 226 00:12:58,809 --> 00:13:01,858 You married a man from a very rich family... 227 00:13:01,882 --> 00:13:05,061 The operative word being "family." 228 00:13:05,085 --> 00:13:07,794 Everything's in my name... Always was. 229 00:13:10,821 --> 00:13:13,169 The service is starting. 230 00:13:13,193 --> 00:13:16,272 I think it's time for you to go. 231 00:13:16,296 --> 00:13:21,047 Go? You can't kick me out of my husband's funeral. 232 00:13:21,071 --> 00:13:23,880 I think it's appropriate, given the circumstances. 233 00:13:23,904 --> 00:13:25,214 Go to hell. 234 00:13:27,177 --> 00:13:29,785 I'll be delivering the eulogy. 235 00:13:29,809 --> 00:13:31,918 If you're still in this pew when I reach the pulpit, 236 00:13:31,942 --> 00:13:34,220 I'm going to be telling all of these people 237 00:13:34,244 --> 00:13:37,894 that you are a cheating, lying whore. 238 00:13:41,922 --> 00:13:43,269 See? 239 00:13:43,293 --> 00:13:46,903 I told you it was gonna be an emotional day. 240 00:14:20,560 --> 00:14:22,008 Hello, boys. 241 00:14:22,032 --> 00:14:26,442 Bob, Lee, I baked you some muffins to thank you 242 00:14:26,466 --> 00:14:28,474 for introducing me to Walter here. 243 00:14:28,498 --> 00:14:30,516 And, Walter, I decided you're absolutely right. 244 00:14:30,540 --> 00:14:34,020 Dark shingles are the way to go. 245 00:14:34,044 --> 00:14:37,183 Why are you all staring at me? 246 00:14:37,207 --> 00:14:41,157 I'm sorry, but I'm not gonna be able to fix your house. What? 247 00:14:41,181 --> 00:14:44,160 I've just had some bad news in my personal life. 248 00:14:44,184 --> 00:14:46,337 Oh, good heavens. I hope no one's died, 249 00:14:46,361 --> 00:14:48,895 which is the only possible excuse I'd accept. 250 00:14:48,919 --> 00:14:52,868 No, it's not... it's not that. It's just... 251 00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:54,870 I don't want to get into it. 252 00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:56,877 Walter, I can't find a contractor now. 253 00:14:56,901 --> 00:14:59,105 Everybody is booked for the next year. 254 00:14:59,129 --> 00:15:00,476 I'm sorry. 255 00:15:00,500 --> 00:15:04,180 Walter. Walter. Walter, I'm begging you. Please. 256 00:15:04,204 --> 00:15:07,188 I'm living like a vagabond in a teenage girl's bedroom. 257 00:15:07,212 --> 00:15:09,885 I'm sleeping under a poster of Orlando bloom. 258 00:15:09,909 --> 00:15:12,058 You can't leave me. 259 00:15:12,082 --> 00:15:14,190 Yeah, well, sometimes people do that. 260 00:15:14,214 --> 00:15:16,594 They just leave. 261 00:15:20,090 --> 00:15:23,099 This is a nightmare. 262 00:15:23,123 --> 00:15:25,071 What is going on? 263 00:15:25,095 --> 00:15:27,073 Walter went through a bad breakup, 264 00:15:27,097 --> 00:15:30,676 and today he found out that his ex moved in with someone else. 265 00:15:30,700 --> 00:15:34,640 Oh, for god sakes. Tell him to put on his big boy pants 266 00:15:34,664 --> 00:15:36,974 and find another girl. Who says it's a girl? 267 00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:39,986 Walter's gay? 268 00:15:40,010 --> 00:15:42,488 Yes. He can build homes and decorate them. 269 00:15:42,512 --> 00:15:44,991 Sometimes god gives with both hands. 270 00:15:45,015 --> 00:15:47,994 Well, then you just have to fix him up with someone, 271 00:15:48,018 --> 00:15:50,296 give him back his will to work. 272 00:15:50,320 --> 00:15:54,000 Yeah, about that... Uh, most of our friends are 9s, 273 00:15:54,024 --> 00:15:57,063 and Walter... we love him... But kind of a 3. 274 00:15:57,087 --> 00:16:00,087 And in the gay world, 3 does not go into 9. 275 00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:08,944 Well, we'll just have to find him 276 00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:11,717 someone who's not good at gay math. 277 00:16:11,741 --> 00:16:13,719 Well, I drove all the way out there, 278 00:16:13,743 --> 00:16:15,721 and I waited for hours 279 00:16:15,745 --> 00:16:18,224 and then they wouldn't let me see him. 280 00:16:18,248 --> 00:16:22,088 Uh, no. They just said that I should... I should call you. 281 00:16:25,055 --> 00:16:27,663 Listen, I know it's a 30-day rehab. 282 00:16:27,687 --> 00:16:29,665 I'm not trying to break him out. 283 00:16:29,689 --> 00:16:32,019 I'm just trying to see him. 284 00:16:34,564 --> 00:16:38,104 You know what? Could you just call me when you know? 285 00:16:38,128 --> 00:16:39,598 Thank you. 286 00:17:06,126 --> 00:17:08,674 Welcome to heaven. 287 00:17:08,698 --> 00:17:11,777 Don't talk. I'm smelling. 288 00:17:11,801 --> 00:17:13,579 What is that? 289 00:17:13,603 --> 00:17:17,043 Duck a I'orange. Bree says it's making a comeback. 290 00:17:17,067 --> 00:17:19,415 And our oven is making its debut. 291 00:17:19,439 --> 00:17:22,048 Oh, it gets better. 292 00:17:22,072 --> 00:17:23,719 She did our laundry, too. 293 00:17:23,743 --> 00:17:26,552 Smell my sock. Oh. 294 00:17:26,576 --> 00:17:28,054 Oh, my god! 295 00:17:28,078 --> 00:17:30,096 I want to eat that. 296 00:17:30,120 --> 00:17:32,098 She dusts. She irons. 297 00:17:32,122 --> 00:17:34,100 Oh, and she does this magic trick. 298 00:17:34,124 --> 00:17:36,107 No matter where you throw your sweater, 299 00:17:36,131 --> 00:17:39,105 within seconds, it's on a hanger. This has just replaced your birth 300 00:17:39,129 --> 00:17:42,108 as the best day of my life. 301 00:17:42,132 --> 00:17:45,146 Oh, hi, Susan. I hope you don't mind that I made dinner. 302 00:17:45,170 --> 00:17:48,144 I hope you don't mind that I'm going to kiss you. Ooh. You're funny. 303 00:17:48,168 --> 00:17:50,146 Now I need you to be honest about this recipe. 304 00:17:50,170 --> 00:17:51,447 It's a dry run 305 00:17:51,471 --> 00:17:54,150 for a small dinner party I'm having tomorrow night. 306 00:17:54,174 --> 00:17:56,427 Again, if you don't mind. Not at all. 307 00:17:56,451 --> 00:17:59,655 In... in fact, if you wanna do a dry run for Sunday brunch, 308 00:17:59,679 --> 00:18:01,527 I'm there for you. Dinner will be ready shortly. 309 00:18:01,551 --> 00:18:04,390 Oh, and, Julie, I fixed the hem on that blue skirt of yours. 310 00:18:04,414 --> 00:18:06,692 It's on your bed. 311 00:18:06,716 --> 00:18:10,236 My hem is fixed? She's like the mother I never had. 312 00:18:10,260 --> 00:18:11,537 Oh, oh, no offense. 313 00:18:11,561 --> 00:18:14,291 Oh, none taken. 314 00:18:27,507 --> 00:18:29,255 Hey. 315 00:18:29,279 --> 00:18:30,716 How you feeling? 316 00:18:30,740 --> 00:18:32,388 Uh, not so great. 317 00:18:32,412 --> 00:18:34,760 Well, they should give you something for the pain. 318 00:18:34,784 --> 00:18:37,231 They gave me this button that I can press, 319 00:18:37,255 --> 00:18:39,125 but I'm trying not to use it, 320 00:18:39,149 --> 00:18:43,469 'cause the drugs make me feel a little to mellow. 321 00:18:43,493 --> 00:18:46,101 Was the funeral sad? 322 00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:47,333 Tragic. 323 00:18:47,357 --> 00:18:50,406 I found out everything Victor had is in Milton's name, 324 00:18:50,430 --> 00:18:54,280 and he told his father about us, so I'm not getting a penny. 325 00:18:54,304 --> 00:18:57,443 Wow. 326 00:18:57,467 --> 00:18:59,345 Well, it's a good thing 327 00:18:59,369 --> 00:19:01,447 you hooked up with another rich guy. 328 00:19:04,244 --> 00:19:06,192 Yeah... 329 00:19:06,216 --> 00:19:07,423 Uh... 330 00:19:07,447 --> 00:19:10,226 Gaby, you sound weird. 331 00:19:10,250 --> 00:19:12,320 Why do you sound so weird? 332 00:19:14,354 --> 00:19:16,202 Gaby. 333 00:19:16,226 --> 00:19:18,504 Um, remember that day, 334 00:19:18,528 --> 00:19:19,865 uh... 335 00:19:19,889 --> 00:19:24,340 When Al was going to drop off the account information? 336 00:19:24,364 --> 00:19:27,173 Oh, my god. He didn't? 337 00:19:27,197 --> 00:19:29,175 No, no, no. He did. 338 00:19:29,199 --> 00:19:32,348 It's just... remember how windy it was that day? 339 00:19:32,372 --> 00:19:35,150 No, no, no. That was the only copy. 340 00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:36,782 I know, 341 00:19:36,806 --> 00:19:39,725 but Edie was trying to steal the papers from me, 342 00:19:39,749 --> 00:19:41,727 and we got into this fight, 343 00:19:41,751 --> 00:19:44,560 and then the tornado just took them away. 344 00:19:44,584 --> 00:19:46,161 They're gone? 345 00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:48,234 Kinda. 346 00:19:48,258 --> 00:19:49,335 Oh. 347 00:19:49,359 --> 00:19:51,197 What is that sound? 348 00:19:51,221 --> 00:19:53,339 I'm texting someone. 349 00:19:53,363 --> 00:19:55,350 Gaby, that account was our future. 350 00:19:55,374 --> 00:19:59,305 What are we gonna do now? Shh. Carlos, just calm down, okay? 351 00:19:59,329 --> 00:20:02,478 I'm sure Al has an access code or a copy 352 00:20:02,502 --> 00:20:05,559 or some super nerd way to get back into the account, okay? 353 00:20:05,583 --> 00:20:08,814 I know we can fix this. 354 00:20:08,838 --> 00:20:12,187 Yeah. 355 00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:14,490 Yeah, he could fix it. 356 00:20:14,514 --> 00:20:16,492 Okay. 357 00:20:16,516 --> 00:20:20,326 All right, you look very tired, 358 00:20:20,350 --> 00:20:22,398 so I'm just gonna go. 359 00:20:22,422 --> 00:20:25,609 But I'm warning you, Gaby, if we don't find those papers, 360 00:20:25,633 --> 00:20:30,236 so help me, I'm... Ahh. 361 00:20:44,314 --> 00:20:46,292 Hi. Um, I'm a friend of Al's, 362 00:20:46,316 --> 00:20:48,994 and I was wondering if I could see him. 363 00:20:49,018 --> 00:20:50,826 Of course. Please come in. 364 00:20:50,850 --> 00:20:53,250 Thanks. 365 00:20:55,525 --> 00:21:00,235 Right this way. Okay. 366 00:21:12,702 --> 00:21:14,720 Oh, Al. 367 00:21:14,744 --> 00:21:16,691 Thanks again for your help. 368 00:21:16,715 --> 00:21:19,355 Well, we'd do anything for your aunt. 369 00:21:19,379 --> 00:21:21,627 I hope you know what an amazing woman she was. 370 00:21:21,651 --> 00:21:24,630 Uh-huh. Hey, did you guys happen to find a Pearl necklace? 371 00:21:24,654 --> 00:21:27,301 It's the only valuable thing aunt Ida owned. 372 00:21:27,325 --> 00:21:29,295 Well, actually, I have it. 373 00:21:29,319 --> 00:21:32,668 Yeah, she promised it to me if she kicked the bucket first. 374 00:21:32,692 --> 00:21:35,332 Oh, really? In... in writing? 375 00:21:36,766 --> 00:21:38,066 I'll be right back. 376 00:21:39,629 --> 00:21:43,008 All right, let's hit the road. 377 00:21:43,032 --> 00:21:46,352 What about the rest of these boxes? 378 00:21:46,376 --> 00:21:49,355 Oh, that's junk. You can just give 'em away. Hey, listen. 379 00:21:49,379 --> 00:21:52,358 Is there a good place we can grab a bite on the way out? 380 00:21:52,382 --> 00:21:54,960 Um, well, there's a great diner right near Granville field. 381 00:21:54,984 --> 00:21:57,968 Oh. Isn't that... isn't that out of the way? Yeah, but aren't you 382 00:21:57,992 --> 00:22:00,426 stopping there anyway to spread your aunt's ashes? 383 00:22:00,450 --> 00:22:03,429 We're kinda pressed for time. Yeah, we thought we'd just put her 384 00:22:03,453 --> 00:22:05,901 in the family plot back in Omaha. 385 00:22:05,925 --> 00:22:07,603 You can't do that. 386 00:22:07,627 --> 00:22:09,675 Ida wanted her ashes scattered at the field. 387 00:22:09,699 --> 00:22:13,609 Yeah, I know, but that's kinda crazy, don't you think? 388 00:22:13,633 --> 00:22:16,420 It doesn't matter. She was an amazing woman. 389 00:22:16,444 --> 00:22:19,615 You should respect her wishes. 390 00:22:19,639 --> 00:22:21,787 We should get going. 391 00:22:21,811 --> 00:22:24,690 Yeah. Hey, I-If you don't have time to do it, I will. 392 00:22:24,714 --> 00:22:26,697 Uh, you know, you're not family, 393 00:22:26,721 --> 00:22:28,894 so I think that would be inappropriate. 394 00:22:28,918 --> 00:22:30,896 Look, you're taking her pearls. 395 00:22:30,920 --> 00:22:33,459 The least you can do is honor her wishes. 396 00:22:33,483 --> 00:22:35,470 Okay, at the risk of being bitchy, 397 00:22:35,494 --> 00:22:37,463 this is none of your business, 398 00:22:37,487 --> 00:22:41,066 so could you please just drop it? Fine. And for what it's worth, 399 00:22:41,090 --> 00:22:43,068 you passed bitchy ten minutes ago. 400 00:22:43,092 --> 00:22:46,442 Carter, get the urn. I want to get outta here. 401 00:22:50,470 --> 00:22:51,647 Wait! 402 00:22:51,671 --> 00:22:55,001 You'll never find it. I'll get it for you. 403 00:23:27,106 --> 00:23:31,617 Oh. By the way, I'm staying at Ida's house for a while 404 00:23:31,641 --> 00:23:34,620 since, you know, my house is a pile of rubble. 405 00:23:34,644 --> 00:23:37,154 Oh, that's so sad. You've got a week. 406 00:23:40,049 --> 00:23:41,727 Here you go. 407 00:23:41,751 --> 00:23:43,098 Thanks. 408 00:23:45,755 --> 00:23:48,625 Just put it in the cup holder. 409 00:23:55,465 --> 00:23:58,183 Excuse me. Are you Al's wife? 410 00:23:58,207 --> 00:23:59,785 I'm Gabrielle Lang. 411 00:23:59,809 --> 00:24:02,748 You're the mayor's wife. Of course I recognize you. 412 00:24:02,772 --> 00:24:07,022 So I was shocked to hear about Al. 413 00:24:07,046 --> 00:24:09,855 I can't remember the last time I was so devastated. 414 00:24:09,879 --> 00:24:13,128 Didn't you just Bury your husband yesterday? 415 00:24:13,152 --> 00:24:17,503 That sucked, too. 416 00:24:17,527 --> 00:24:19,587 So what happened to Al? 417 00:24:21,190 --> 00:24:23,168 He was driving home, 418 00:24:23,192 --> 00:24:26,716 trying to beat the storm, and he ran into a downed power line... 419 00:24:26,740 --> 00:24:29,014 And his car burst into flames. 420 00:24:29,038 --> 00:24:31,847 Oh, sweetie, don't. 421 00:24:31,871 --> 00:24:34,850 I want you to remember Al like I do... 422 00:24:34,874 --> 00:24:38,854 At his desk, with a big smile on his face, 423 00:24:38,878 --> 00:24:42,758 surrounded by all his files. 424 00:24:42,782 --> 00:24:45,861 By the way, where are those files? 425 00:24:45,885 --> 00:24:47,863 I cleared out his office. 426 00:24:47,887 --> 00:24:50,636 Oh, I bet that was hard. 427 00:24:51,661 --> 00:24:53,639 So where'd you put 'em? 428 00:24:53,663 --> 00:24:55,200 In the garage. 429 00:24:55,224 --> 00:24:56,842 Which is... 430 00:24:56,866 --> 00:24:59,845 In the back. 431 00:25:01,100 --> 00:25:03,909 Well, look at me, monopolizing the widow. 432 00:25:03,933 --> 00:25:06,813 You go mingle. I'm gonna get you a cracker. 433 00:25:17,947 --> 00:25:20,147 Ohh. 434 00:25:51,721 --> 00:25:53,951 Oh, crap. 435 00:26:05,194 --> 00:26:06,942 Why, god?! 436 00:26:06,966 --> 00:26:10,746 Why do people have to die?! 437 00:26:10,770 --> 00:26:12,948 Why, god?! Why? Why? 438 00:26:12,972 --> 00:26:15,172 Why? Why? Why? 439 00:26:22,581 --> 00:26:24,559 Oh, thank you so much for letting us 440 00:26:24,583 --> 00:26:27,570 take over your dining room. Please. Thank you for making us dinner. 441 00:26:27,594 --> 00:26:31,066 Oh, you will be sending up dessert later? Oh, sure. 442 00:26:31,090 --> 00:26:33,999 Just, uh, leave your trays in the hall when you're ready. 443 00:26:37,997 --> 00:26:39,845 Oh. 444 00:26:39,869 --> 00:26:42,107 Puff pastry? 445 00:26:42,131 --> 00:26:45,110 Thank you. Oh, here is a nice 12-year-old scotch 446 00:26:45,134 --> 00:26:48,958 to wash that down with. Uh, look, it's nice of you to invite me for dinner, 447 00:26:48,982 --> 00:26:51,957 but if you're hoping to change my mind about doing your roof, 448 00:26:51,981 --> 00:26:53,959 I'm just... I'm really not up to it. 449 00:26:53,983 --> 00:26:55,961 No. No, no, Walter, 450 00:26:55,985 --> 00:26:57,963 we... we just heard about your situation 451 00:26:57,987 --> 00:27:01,797 and thought you could use a little company. That's all. 452 00:27:01,821 --> 00:27:03,799 Yes, and a nice home-cooked meal. 453 00:27:03,823 --> 00:27:07,037 Trust me, there are absolutely no tricks up our sleeve. 454 00:27:07,061 --> 00:27:09,004 Uh, I noticed there are four place settings. 455 00:27:09,028 --> 00:27:10,706 Is somebody joining us? 456 00:27:10,730 --> 00:27:14,130 All right, I'm here. What was so important? 457 00:27:19,108 --> 00:27:20,716 What's going on? 458 00:27:20,740 --> 00:27:23,288 I'm moving out. It's been a little weird 459 00:27:23,312 --> 00:27:25,999 staying in the guest room of my own house. 460 00:27:26,023 --> 00:27:29,725 But I thought you and mom were trying to work stuff out. 461 00:27:29,749 --> 00:27:31,056 We are. 462 00:27:31,080 --> 00:27:33,198 It's just... your mom thought it might be easier 463 00:27:33,222 --> 00:27:35,200 if we gave ourselves a little distance. 464 00:27:35,224 --> 00:27:37,863 Then why doesn't she move out? 465 00:27:37,887 --> 00:27:39,004 Dylan. 466 00:27:39,028 --> 00:27:42,007 I'm serious. You can't leave me here alone with her. 467 00:27:42,031 --> 00:27:44,109 I'll go crazy. 468 00:27:44,133 --> 00:27:47,320 Hey, come on. We're gonna see each other all the time. 469 00:27:47,344 --> 00:27:50,036 Why does she always have to win? 470 00:28:14,263 --> 00:28:16,977 Yeah, I'm thinking of starting my trip in Paris. 471 00:28:17,001 --> 00:28:19,945 Todd and I talked about going there, but now I'm thinking 472 00:28:19,969 --> 00:28:22,247 of doing it myself. 473 00:28:22,271 --> 00:28:24,980 Walter recently split up with his life partner Todd. 474 00:28:25,004 --> 00:28:27,312 They were gay. Small world, huh? 475 00:28:27,336 --> 00:28:29,454 How is it small, exactly? 476 00:28:29,478 --> 00:28:33,188 Andrew is also an out-and-proud homosexual. 477 00:28:33,212 --> 00:28:36,161 He's here, he's queer, and we're used to it. 478 00:28:36,185 --> 00:28:38,423 Since when? 479 00:28:38,447 --> 00:28:41,066 You know what else you two have in common? A love of boots. 480 00:28:41,090 --> 00:28:43,769 Andrew has some beautiful boots. 481 00:28:43,793 --> 00:28:45,771 Oh, I can only imagine 482 00:28:45,795 --> 00:28:48,755 the fun you two would have in the boot shop. 483 00:28:51,030 --> 00:28:54,139 Um, mom, I'm gonna take these bowls to the kitchen. 484 00:28:54,163 --> 00:28:56,181 Oh, thanks, dear. 485 00:28:56,205 --> 00:28:57,965 With you. 486 00:28:59,238 --> 00:29:01,186 What are you doing? 487 00:29:01,210 --> 00:29:03,318 I'm just trying to stay out of the way 488 00:29:03,342 --> 00:29:05,851 of all those sparks that are flying. 489 00:29:05,875 --> 00:29:08,023 Sparks? The man's twice my age. 490 00:29:08,047 --> 00:29:09,324 Yes, but he's also... 491 00:29:09,348 --> 00:29:11,348 He's got a great sense of... 492 00:29:13,953 --> 00:29:18,033 Okay, do you know how hard it is to get a good contractor? 493 00:29:18,057 --> 00:29:20,165 Oh, my god! 494 00:29:20,189 --> 00:29:22,167 And poor Walter just had his heart broken, 495 00:29:22,191 --> 00:29:25,110 so if it takes you being nice to him to get our house fixed, 496 00:29:25,134 --> 00:29:28,121 then... You're... you're pimping me out for a new roof? 497 00:29:28,145 --> 00:29:29,514 And windows. 498 00:29:29,538 --> 00:29:33,178 But I am not pimping you out. I'm simply asking you 499 00:29:33,202 --> 00:29:35,180 to show some kindness to a lonely man 500 00:29:35,204 --> 00:29:38,223 who happens to be an excellent roofer. 501 00:29:38,247 --> 00:29:41,356 Look, if by kindness you mean sex... watch your mouth. I would never suggest that. 502 00:29:41,380 --> 00:29:44,960 You can raise a man's hopes without satisfying them. 503 00:29:44,984 --> 00:29:47,963 I've done it all my life. 504 00:29:47,987 --> 00:29:51,296 Andrew, I have got to get back into my house, 505 00:29:51,320 --> 00:29:53,320 and you're my only hope. 506 00:29:55,024 --> 00:29:57,142 Fine. 507 00:29:57,166 --> 00:29:59,144 For you, I will flirt, 508 00:29:59,168 --> 00:30:01,146 I will flatter, and I will charm. 509 00:30:01,170 --> 00:30:02,477 Bless you. 510 00:30:02,501 --> 00:30:04,149 And in exchange, 511 00:30:04,173 --> 00:30:07,412 I expect a 60-inch flat screen TV. 512 00:30:07,436 --> 00:30:10,155 Fine, and if you can get him to come in 513 00:30:10,179 --> 00:30:13,179 on time and under budget, I'll throw in surround sound. 514 00:30:21,290 --> 00:30:24,529 No. That Walter guy needs to stay miserable, 515 00:30:24,553 --> 00:30:27,232 because if he's not, he'll fix her roof, 516 00:30:27,256 --> 00:30:30,235 and then she'll leave us. Mom, we always knew this couldn't last forever, 517 00:30:30,259 --> 00:30:32,878 and she'll still be here another week or two. 518 00:30:32,902 --> 00:30:34,880 That is not enough time. She just started 519 00:30:34,904 --> 00:30:37,851 stenciling the kitchen, and I didn't want to tell you this, 520 00:30:37,875 --> 00:30:41,316 but there is talk of an herb garden. 521 00:30:41,340 --> 00:30:43,889 I've gotta stop her. How? 522 00:30:43,913 --> 00:30:46,900 I don't know, but I've had a taste of ironed pillowcases, 523 00:30:46,924 --> 00:30:49,324 and I am not going back. 524 00:30:51,480 --> 00:30:54,199 Oh, Walter, you got a little right there. 525 00:30:54,223 --> 00:30:56,331 Ooh. Thank you. 526 00:30:56,355 --> 00:30:58,433 Yeah. 527 00:30:58,457 --> 00:31:01,236 Hey, everybody. I'm sorry to interrupt, 528 00:31:01,260 --> 00:31:04,439 but the smell of that apple pie just made my mouth water. 529 00:31:04,463 --> 00:31:07,147 Well, say no more. One slice coming right up. 530 00:31:07,171 --> 00:31:09,244 Oh, Susan Delfino, this is Walter Bierlich. 531 00:31:09,268 --> 00:31:13,278 This is Susan's house. She's kind enough to take us in. Hi. How are you? 532 00:31:13,302 --> 00:31:15,881 All righty. Here you go. 533 00:31:15,905 --> 00:31:17,245 Thanks. 534 00:31:20,249 --> 00:31:24,159 Oh. You're going to eat that... Here? 535 00:31:24,183 --> 00:31:26,470 Oh, I'm just gonna visit for a while. 536 00:31:26,494 --> 00:31:29,264 So, Andrew, we miss you around here, 537 00:31:29,288 --> 00:31:31,897 but I bet you love having your own place. 538 00:31:31,921 --> 00:31:34,900 Uh, yeah. It's... it's cool. 539 00:31:34,924 --> 00:31:37,642 Of... of course, it does get lonely. 540 00:31:37,666 --> 00:31:41,346 It'd be nice to have someone stop by once in a while. 541 00:31:41,370 --> 00:31:44,149 Oh, well, you'll reel somebody in. You always do. 542 00:31:44,173 --> 00:31:47,420 You should have seen his last boyfriend... Justin. 543 00:31:47,444 --> 00:31:49,354 Ha! He was so hot. 544 00:31:49,378 --> 00:31:51,286 You really had a thing 545 00:31:51,310 --> 00:31:53,458 for the young, ripped muscle boys, huh? 546 00:31:53,482 --> 00:31:55,090 Um... 547 00:31:55,114 --> 00:31:58,994 He did at one time, but Andrew's outgrown that. 548 00:31:59,018 --> 00:32:02,397 He realized the folly of being so shallow. 549 00:32:02,421 --> 00:32:05,200 Exactly, and now, um, his tastes have gone 550 00:32:05,224 --> 00:32:08,134 to the more mature, cultured types, like, uh, Walter here. 551 00:32:10,229 --> 00:32:11,536 Oh! 552 00:32:11,560 --> 00:32:13,538 This is a fix-up? 553 00:32:13,562 --> 00:32:16,549 Well, I just... it never would have occurred to me, you know, 554 00:32:16,573 --> 00:32:19,665 because of the vast age difference. 555 00:32:22,141 --> 00:32:24,289 But, hell. Why not? Life is short. 556 00:32:24,313 --> 00:32:27,122 Certainly shorter for Walter. 557 00:32:27,146 --> 00:32:30,425 Susan. Oh, no, don't get me wrong. I mean, I think it's great. 558 00:32:30,449 --> 00:32:33,598 You should grab love wherever you can find it. 559 00:32:33,622 --> 00:32:36,406 Who cares if your friends think that you're paying for it? 560 00:32:36,430 --> 00:32:39,934 Oh, so why don't you take this piece of pie upstairs to Julie? 561 00:32:39,958 --> 00:32:43,268 No, she's right. That's exactly what my friends would think. 562 00:32:43,292 --> 00:32:46,276 Well, then you need new friends. Hey, listen. You know what? 563 00:32:46,300 --> 00:32:49,274 You seem like a nice guy, and it would be great to parade you 564 00:32:49,298 --> 00:32:52,617 in front of my ex, but, uh, then I'd be using you. Well, he doesn't mind. 565 00:32:52,641 --> 00:32:54,719 No, parade me. 566 00:32:54,743 --> 00:32:59,985 He's got a mesh tank top that would bring your ex to tears. 567 00:33:00,009 --> 00:33:02,657 Yeah, well, you know, as tempting as that sounds, 568 00:33:02,681 --> 00:33:07,292 you know, I'm just not ready to date, so... 569 00:33:07,316 --> 00:33:10,395 Thank you so much for the dinner. 570 00:33:12,191 --> 00:33:14,339 Walter, wait! 571 00:33:14,363 --> 00:33:17,410 Well, I guess I'll just bring this pie up to Julie. 572 00:33:17,434 --> 00:33:19,444 You. 573 00:33:19,468 --> 00:33:20,498 Sit. 574 00:33:37,786 --> 00:33:40,295 So is someone meeting us here or what? 575 00:33:40,319 --> 00:33:42,597 Well, here's the thing. I called the general manager 576 00:33:42,621 --> 00:33:45,300 to ask if we could scatter the ashes here, 577 00:33:45,324 --> 00:33:48,303 and he said absolutely not. 578 00:33:48,327 --> 00:33:51,236 So how are we getting in? 579 00:33:51,260 --> 00:33:52,377 Oh, Lynette. 580 00:33:52,401 --> 00:33:55,361 Hey, you've abetted. Might as well aid. 581 00:34:02,211 --> 00:34:04,241 Leave us. 582 00:34:14,523 --> 00:34:16,636 Okay, I know that it sounds selfish, 583 00:34:16,660 --> 00:34:19,634 but I did what I did because I want you to stay. 584 00:34:19,658 --> 00:34:23,138 Why? I-I thought you'd want your house back. 585 00:34:23,162 --> 00:34:25,470 Well, yeah, sure, someday, 586 00:34:25,494 --> 00:34:28,481 but right now I just love having you take care of me. 587 00:34:28,505 --> 00:34:32,397 All the cooking and the cleaning and the alphabetizing... 588 00:34:34,473 --> 00:34:36,321 It's helping me feel 589 00:34:36,345 --> 00:34:40,225 like I'm not just about to fall apart. 590 00:34:40,249 --> 00:34:42,527 Oh, sweetie, you're okay. 591 00:34:42,551 --> 00:34:45,059 No. 592 00:34:45,083 --> 00:34:49,234 I'm pregnant, and my husband's in rehab, 593 00:34:49,258 --> 00:34:52,197 and the only reason I seem sane 594 00:34:52,221 --> 00:34:56,631 is because you're here, making my house feel like a home. 595 00:35:02,801 --> 00:35:06,351 This is a conversation that could benefit 596 00:35:06,375 --> 00:35:09,275 from some homemade chocolate chip cookies. 597 00:35:11,280 --> 00:35:13,618 Can I have milk, too? 598 00:35:13,642 --> 00:35:16,222 I'll be right back. 599 00:35:23,892 --> 00:35:27,202 Do you maybe want to say something first? 600 00:35:27,226 --> 00:35:30,335 Oh, uh, yeah, I guess so. 601 00:35:30,359 --> 00:35:32,637 Oh. 602 00:35:32,661 --> 00:35:34,579 Um... 603 00:35:34,603 --> 00:35:38,213 "Do not stand at my grave and weep. 604 00:35:38,237 --> 00:35:41,416 "Um, I'm... I'm not there. I do not sleep. 605 00:35:41,440 --> 00:35:43,588 "I am a thousand winds that blow. 606 00:35:43,612 --> 00:35:47,322 I am... The diamond glints of snow." 607 00:35:48,677 --> 00:35:53,298 "I am the sunlight on ripened grain. 608 00:35:53,322 --> 00:35:57,232 I am the gentle Autumn's rain." 609 00:35:59,588 --> 00:36:04,339 "Do not stand at my grave and cry. 610 00:36:04,363 --> 00:36:07,743 I am not there. I did not die." 611 00:36:09,268 --> 00:36:12,238 That was lovely. 612 00:36:14,443 --> 00:36:15,720 Let's dump her. 613 00:36:15,744 --> 00:36:17,722 And try not to stand downwind. 614 00:36:17,746 --> 00:36:20,825 She played third base, right? Right. Right, right, right. 615 00:36:20,849 --> 00:36:23,609 Oh, my goodness. 616 00:36:25,314 --> 00:36:27,932 Wait. Uh, sorry. Shortstop. 617 00:36:27,956 --> 00:36:29,716 Oh, yeah. 618 00:36:31,960 --> 00:36:33,520 Okay. 619 00:36:34,563 --> 00:36:36,601 No, it was third. 620 00:36:36,625 --> 00:36:39,665 Damn it, Karen. I'm running out of Ida. 621 00:36:46,944 --> 00:36:48,653 Okay, don't move! 622 00:36:48,677 --> 00:36:51,886 Stay right where you are and show me your hands. 623 00:36:53,512 --> 00:36:55,490 Okay, split up, 624 00:36:55,514 --> 00:36:57,871 and I'll meet you back at the car. Go! 625 00:36:57,895 --> 00:37:00,525 Hey, hey! Right there! 626 00:37:00,549 --> 00:37:02,467 Oh! 627 00:37:02,491 --> 00:37:04,669 Lady, get back here! 628 00:37:04,693 --> 00:37:05,800 Oh. Aah! 629 00:37:05,824 --> 00:37:07,802 Come on. Come on. Uhh! 630 00:37:07,826 --> 00:37:09,404 Come on! 631 00:37:09,428 --> 00:37:11,276 Run, Jane Doe, run! 632 00:37:11,300 --> 00:37:12,577 Just grab her! 633 00:37:12,601 --> 00:37:14,279 Hey, stop, hey! 634 00:37:14,303 --> 00:37:16,210 I got her. Come on. 635 00:37:16,234 --> 00:37:18,643 Come on. 636 00:37:25,013 --> 00:37:27,992 So when I finally came clean, his wife told me 637 00:37:28,016 --> 00:37:31,556 she shredded anything that had to do with offshore accounts. 638 00:37:31,580 --> 00:37:32,997 She was protecting Al. 639 00:37:35,624 --> 00:37:38,503 So we're broke. 640 00:37:38,527 --> 00:37:41,005 I'm so sorry, honey. 641 00:37:41,029 --> 00:37:44,439 I-I know this is bad, but we have each other. 642 00:37:44,463 --> 00:37:46,711 We'll get married again, 643 00:37:46,735 --> 00:37:48,813 and everything will be fine. 644 00:37:48,837 --> 00:37:50,837 For richer, for poorer, right? 645 00:37:55,744 --> 00:37:58,453 In sickness and in health. 646 00:37:58,477 --> 00:38:01,677 The whole nine yards. 647 00:38:08,817 --> 00:38:10,795 I'm gonna go down to the cafeteria 648 00:38:10,819 --> 00:38:12,797 and get us a couple of ginger ales 649 00:38:12,821 --> 00:38:15,740 to toast our future. 650 00:38:15,764 --> 00:38:19,051 Hey, doctor. He's looking better and better every day. 651 00:38:19,075 --> 00:38:21,067 Keep up the good work. 652 00:38:24,873 --> 00:38:27,552 You haven't told her yet, have you? 653 00:38:27,576 --> 00:38:29,814 I'm working on it. 654 00:38:29,838 --> 00:38:34,559 Carlos, I know you're scared, but give her some credit. 655 00:38:34,583 --> 00:38:37,593 She's not gonna leave you because you lost your sight. 656 00:38:40,419 --> 00:38:42,819 You don't know Gaby. 657 00:38:56,405 --> 00:38:59,384 Thank god those cops let us off with a warning. 658 00:38:59,408 --> 00:39:02,038 I was this close to my third strike. 659 00:39:03,942 --> 00:39:07,692 I'm just glad we gave Ida what she wanted. 660 00:39:07,716 --> 00:39:09,824 It's a beautiful thing you did. 661 00:39:09,848 --> 00:39:12,827 Then why don't I feel better? 662 00:39:12,851 --> 00:39:15,329 I don't know. Why don't you? 663 00:39:15,353 --> 00:39:16,970 Because it wasn't enough, 664 00:39:16,994 --> 00:39:19,934 not compared to what she did for me. 665 00:39:19,958 --> 00:39:23,438 She saved my kids. 666 00:39:23,462 --> 00:39:24,739 She's this amazing woman, 667 00:39:24,763 --> 00:39:27,442 and I never bothered to get to know her, 668 00:39:27,466 --> 00:39:29,444 so, yeah, I sprinkled her ashes, 669 00:39:29,468 --> 00:39:31,446 but it would have been nice 670 00:39:31,470 --> 00:39:33,778 to do something before she was ashes. 671 00:39:33,802 --> 00:39:36,789 That's a lesson we all gotta learn over and over... 672 00:39:36,813 --> 00:39:39,524 Appreciate people while we still got 'em. 673 00:39:39,548 --> 00:39:40,878 Yep. 674 00:39:46,785 --> 00:39:48,593 Third strike? 675 00:39:48,617 --> 00:39:50,735 What were the first two? 676 00:39:50,759 --> 00:39:52,737 It's a long story. 677 00:39:52,761 --> 00:39:56,000 That requires a pitcher of beer and a dark bar. 678 00:39:56,024 --> 00:39:58,404 I got time for that. 679 00:40:11,139 --> 00:40:13,117 What are you still doing here? 680 00:40:13,141 --> 00:40:15,560 I thought you found a motel room. 681 00:40:15,584 --> 00:40:16,891 I did, 682 00:40:16,915 --> 00:40:19,945 but I wanted to set something straight before I go. 683 00:40:21,890 --> 00:40:24,999 I'm not leaving because you want me to. 684 00:40:25,023 --> 00:40:27,803 I'm leaving because I'm walking out on you. 685 00:40:29,127 --> 00:40:31,836 Oh, is that how we're gonna play this? 686 00:40:31,860 --> 00:40:34,479 Fine. Whatever. You're leaving me. 687 00:40:34,503 --> 00:40:36,843 Oh, yeah, and here's why. 688 00:40:38,907 --> 00:40:40,915 You blamed what happened on your ex-husband, 689 00:40:40,939 --> 00:40:42,887 and I believed you. 690 00:40:42,911 --> 00:40:44,889 You told me it was all his fault, 691 00:40:44,913 --> 00:40:48,153 and now I find out it was yours. 692 00:40:50,619 --> 00:40:55,700 We're about even in the betrayal department now. 693 00:40:55,724 --> 00:40:57,902 In fact... 694 00:40:57,926 --> 00:40:59,726 I think you win. 695 00:41:33,992 --> 00:41:36,801 It had been seven days 696 00:41:36,825 --> 00:41:41,906 since a tornado devastated Wisteria Lane, 697 00:41:41,930 --> 00:41:43,878 and the residents continued 698 00:41:43,902 --> 00:41:48,513 to pick up the pieces of their lives. 699 00:41:48,537 --> 00:41:52,037 Some salvaged precious friendships. 700 00:41:53,241 --> 00:41:57,221 Some uncovered colorful histories. 701 00:41:59,017 --> 00:42:03,517 Others found challenges they hadn't expected. 702 00:42:09,257 --> 00:42:11,027 And then... 703 00:42:13,902 --> 00:42:16,911 There was one girl... 704 00:42:16,935 --> 00:42:18,913 Who stumbled upon the truth 705 00:42:18,937 --> 00:42:22,037 she'd long been searching for... 706 00:42:24,012 --> 00:42:27,191 Only... to wish she hadn't.