1 00:00:00,701 --> 00:00:02,109 Previously on... 2 00:00:02,133 --> 00:00:05,052 Lynette dallied with temptation... 3 00:00:05,076 --> 00:00:07,054 Are you sleeping with my wife? 4 00:00:07,078 --> 00:00:10,157 Carlos struggled with his new life... 5 00:00:10,181 --> 00:00:14,161 I am poor, and I am blind, and there is nothing about that 6 00:00:14,185 --> 00:00:15,492 that is your type. 7 00:00:15,516 --> 00:00:17,564 Bree found herself with a new rival... 8 00:00:17,588 --> 00:00:21,268 Bree, that is, like, the best pie you've ever made. 9 00:00:21,292 --> 00:00:23,300 This is not my pie. 10 00:00:23,324 --> 00:00:25,411 Okay, you caught me. It's mine. 11 00:00:25,435 --> 00:00:30,107 And Susan made the best of having houseguests. 12 00:00:30,131 --> 00:00:32,109 Oh, and, listen, Bob and Lee introduced us 13 00:00:32,133 --> 00:00:33,610 to this wonderful contractor, 14 00:00:33,634 --> 00:00:35,782 so we won't be imposing for long. 15 00:00:35,806 --> 00:00:37,284 Imposing? Who's imposing? 16 00:00:37,308 --> 00:00:40,108 You can stay as long as you want. 17 00:00:44,175 --> 00:00:46,153 In a corridor 18 00:00:46,177 --> 00:00:48,155 of the greenwood rehabilitation center 19 00:00:48,179 --> 00:00:50,397 is a sign. 20 00:00:50,421 --> 00:00:55,561 It's there to remind patients to be honest about the past. 21 00:00:57,788 --> 00:01:01,168 But Orson Hodge did not notice it. 22 00:01:01,192 --> 00:01:04,341 He was too busy thinking of his past, 23 00:01:04,365 --> 00:01:09,735 or at least the part of it he shared with Mike Delfino. 24 00:01:11,642 --> 00:01:15,182 Orson thought of the night they met... 25 00:01:15,206 --> 00:01:18,225 The night his mother... 26 00:01:18,249 --> 00:01:21,509 Had murdered his mistress. 27 00:01:23,254 --> 00:01:25,792 He thought of the next time they met 28 00:01:25,816 --> 00:01:30,156 and how Mike began to recognize him. 29 00:01:34,125 --> 00:01:39,176 He thought of his mother's fear Mike would remember too much 30 00:01:39,200 --> 00:01:43,850 and her demand that Orson stop this from happening. 31 00:01:43,874 --> 00:01:47,114 He thought of how he agonized, 32 00:01:47,138 --> 00:01:48,855 but in the end, 33 00:01:48,879 --> 00:01:51,458 had still... 34 00:01:51,482 --> 00:01:53,812 Done the unthinkable. 35 00:01:58,419 --> 00:02:00,797 Orson then started to think 36 00:02:00,821 --> 00:02:03,370 about the message he had received from Mike, 37 00:02:03,394 --> 00:02:05,704 asking him to visit. 38 00:02:07,428 --> 00:02:10,237 The thought was crossing Orson's mind 39 00:02:10,261 --> 00:02:13,280 that Mike had remembered something... 40 00:02:13,304 --> 00:02:15,412 Something dangerous, 41 00:02:15,436 --> 00:02:18,385 when suddenly... 42 00:02:18,409 --> 00:02:21,248 Orson. Come on in. 43 00:02:21,272 --> 00:02:24,882 The time for thinking was over. 44 00:02:29,480 --> 00:02:32,159 So I-I see they have a tennis court here. 45 00:02:32,183 --> 00:02:34,161 Must be nice to get out 46 00:02:34,185 --> 00:02:36,163 and whack a few balls around, huh? 47 00:02:36,187 --> 00:02:38,165 Why don't you sit down? 48 00:02:38,189 --> 00:02:40,489 It might make this easier. 49 00:02:45,296 --> 00:02:47,774 I've been trying to figure out all day 50 00:02:47,798 --> 00:02:49,776 just how I was gonna do this. 51 00:02:49,800 --> 00:02:52,319 Do what, Mike? 52 00:02:52,343 --> 00:02:56,213 Since I've come here, I've had a lot of time to think. 53 00:02:58,209 --> 00:03:01,379 Things are... Becoming clearer. 54 00:03:02,813 --> 00:03:05,300 I'm starting to put some things together. 55 00:03:05,324 --> 00:03:07,364 Oh? 56 00:03:07,388 --> 00:03:08,865 Well, good for you. 57 00:03:08,889 --> 00:03:12,289 No, not really, Orson. 58 00:03:16,597 --> 00:03:18,805 When you hurt people, 59 00:03:18,829 --> 00:03:20,647 you gotta be accountable. 60 00:03:20,671 --> 00:03:23,179 There's no way around it. 61 00:03:23,203 --> 00:03:25,743 So I have to ask you... 62 00:03:27,538 --> 00:03:30,938 Do you think you can forgive me? 63 00:03:32,583 --> 00:03:33,943 What? 64 00:03:38,289 --> 00:03:41,868 When I asked you to write a prescription for pain pills, 65 00:03:41,892 --> 00:03:45,272 it... all I could think about was getting my next fix. 66 00:03:45,296 --> 00:03:48,204 The fact that you could have lost your license, 67 00:03:48,228 --> 00:03:51,207 your business... all that never even entered my head. 68 00:03:51,231 --> 00:03:54,441 And I am... really sorry. 69 00:03:54,465 --> 00:03:57,714 Oh. 70 00:03:57,738 --> 00:04:00,287 Of course. 71 00:04:00,311 --> 00:04:02,289 No need to apologize. 72 00:04:03,274 --> 00:04:06,753 Wow. I-I feel a million times better. 73 00:04:08,319 --> 00:04:10,497 You know, one thing I've learned here... 74 00:04:10,521 --> 00:04:12,999 If you don't get this stuff off your chest, 75 00:04:13,023 --> 00:04:15,933 it'll eat you alive. 76 00:04:18,359 --> 00:04:19,636 As he left, 77 00:04:19,660 --> 00:04:23,610 Orson thought only of his good fortune and relief, 78 00:04:23,634 --> 00:04:26,513 ignoring completely 79 00:04:26,537 --> 00:04:32,018 the feelings of guilt and shame that were rising within him. 80 00:04:32,042 --> 00:04:36,583 That was the sad thing about Orson Hodge... 81 00:04:36,607 --> 00:04:38,585 He had no idea 82 00:04:38,609 --> 00:04:46,609 just how sick he really was. 83 00:04:52,763 --> 00:04:57,374 From the moment his doctors had told him he was blind, 84 00:04:57,398 --> 00:05:01,948 Carlos Solis had worried about only one thing... 85 00:05:01,972 --> 00:05:04,611 That the people in his life 86 00:05:04,635 --> 00:05:09,055 would come to see him as a burden. 87 00:05:09,079 --> 00:05:11,057 But as it turned out, 88 00:05:11,081 --> 00:05:14,461 his friends didn't mind driving him to the store. 89 00:05:14,485 --> 00:05:19,896 His neighbors didn't mind helping retrieve his mail. 90 00:05:19,920 --> 00:05:21,898 The paper boy didn't mind 91 00:05:21,922 --> 00:05:25,732 helping him find his morning paper. 92 00:05:25,756 --> 00:05:27,434 In truth, 93 00:05:27,458 --> 00:05:30,537 everyone on Wisteria Lane was more than willing 94 00:05:30,561 --> 00:05:34,010 to help Carlos adjust to life as a blind man... 95 00:05:34,034 --> 00:05:36,383 Everyone, that is... 96 00:05:36,407 --> 00:05:37,684 But his wife, 97 00:05:37,708 --> 00:05:39,686 who was quickly starting to feel 98 00:05:39,710 --> 00:05:42,589 she was the one with the handicap. 99 00:05:42,613 --> 00:05:45,660 "And in a surprise move, the spurs announced a trade 100 00:05:45,684 --> 00:05:48,555 that will send perennial all-star to the..." 101 00:05:48,579 --> 00:05:50,497 Oh, jeez, Gaby. 102 00:05:50,521 --> 00:05:53,930 I asked you to please fish out all the little carrot squares. 103 00:05:53,954 --> 00:05:57,434 I did. Well, I think you missed some. 104 00:05:57,458 --> 00:06:00,488 Could you get 'em out, please? 105 00:06:04,865 --> 00:06:07,414 There you go. All gone. 106 00:06:07,438 --> 00:06:11,378 Did you just use your hand? Of course not. I used a spoon. 107 00:06:13,373 --> 00:06:16,753 I'm sorry that I'm such a handful. 108 00:06:16,777 --> 00:06:19,756 I really am trying to do the best that I can. 109 00:06:19,780 --> 00:06:22,989 I know you are, babe. And I know it's hard, 110 00:06:23,013 --> 00:06:26,097 and I'm gonna try to be more sensitive to your needs. 111 00:06:26,121 --> 00:06:29,095 Now hurry up and finish. I have to go to the store. 112 00:06:29,119 --> 00:06:31,097 Could I go, too? I'm bored. 113 00:06:31,121 --> 00:06:34,100 Oh, please, Carlos. I have a million errands to run, 114 00:06:34,124 --> 00:06:35,611 and I'd do it a lot faster without you. 115 00:06:35,635 --> 00:06:38,104 Plus I'm having lunch with the girls first. 116 00:06:38,128 --> 00:06:39,576 Oh, okay. 117 00:06:39,600 --> 00:06:42,378 Mm. Gaby, another carrot. 118 00:06:42,402 --> 00:06:45,682 Just eat them. Carrots are good for your... 119 00:06:45,706 --> 00:06:47,776 Just eat them. 120 00:06:54,014 --> 00:06:56,498 Sorry I'm late. Blind husband. You know the drill. 121 00:06:56,522 --> 00:06:58,665 Oh, Gaby, I'm so glad you're here. 122 00:06:58,689 --> 00:07:01,668 I was just about to tell everyone to keep an eye out 123 00:07:01,692 --> 00:07:04,576 for their invitation to the founder's ball. 124 00:07:04,600 --> 00:07:07,003 I'm sorry. What is the founder's ball? 125 00:07:07,027 --> 00:07:09,005 You all seem so excited. 126 00:07:09,029 --> 00:07:11,738 It's a black-tie fund-raiser that Bree organizes every year. 127 00:07:11,762 --> 00:07:15,512 It's a lot of work, exhausting and completely worth it. 128 00:07:15,536 --> 00:07:17,684 Especially when you get your big moment in the spotlight. 129 00:07:17,708 --> 00:07:19,686 Bree gets to present an award 130 00:07:19,710 --> 00:07:22,449 to somebody who's done something extraordinary for the community. 131 00:07:22,473 --> 00:07:25,530 Ooh, I say we nominate the woman who gives Edie her bikini wax. 132 00:07:25,554 --> 00:07:27,524 Ha ha ha ha. 133 00:07:27,548 --> 00:07:29,025 So, Bree, 134 00:07:29,049 --> 00:07:32,198 I've planned a few events myself back in Chicago. 135 00:07:32,222 --> 00:07:34,639 Small potatoes compared to this, I'm sure, 136 00:07:34,663 --> 00:07:37,825 but if you could use me, I'd love to help. 137 00:07:40,190 --> 00:07:42,008 That would be lovely. 138 00:07:44,064 --> 00:07:45,842 It would? 139 00:07:45,866 --> 00:07:49,445 Yes, of course. Why wouldn't it? 140 00:07:49,469 --> 00:07:52,579 Nobody? Okay, I'm going in. 141 00:07:52,603 --> 00:07:55,922 Because you two would kill each other... literally. 142 00:07:55,946 --> 00:07:57,784 It'll start with hair pulling 143 00:07:57,808 --> 00:07:59,786 and end with detectives taking our statements. 144 00:07:59,810 --> 00:08:02,489 Remember the pie thing? "Remember the pie thing"... 145 00:08:02,513 --> 00:08:04,460 Tibetan monks remember the pie thing. 146 00:08:04,484 --> 00:08:07,838 I acknowledge that Katherine and I have had our differences, 147 00:08:07,862 --> 00:08:10,096 but we have all been through a lot recently. 148 00:08:10,120 --> 00:08:12,769 And I would hope that it taught us 149 00:08:12,793 --> 00:08:14,810 to put our differences aside and be friends, 150 00:08:14,834 --> 00:08:18,905 because that's what's most important. 151 00:08:18,929 --> 00:08:21,477 I faced cancer and a tornado, 152 00:08:21,501 --> 00:08:23,650 but I'm running from this. 153 00:08:37,618 --> 00:08:39,896 Hi. 154 00:08:39,920 --> 00:08:42,498 Oh, my god. Rick. 155 00:08:42,522 --> 00:08:43,800 Hi. 156 00:08:43,824 --> 00:08:45,532 How are you? 157 00:08:45,556 --> 00:08:47,033 Great, actually. 158 00:08:47,057 --> 00:08:48,535 We're great. 159 00:08:48,559 --> 00:08:50,637 Well, you look great. 160 00:08:50,661 --> 00:08:52,178 Mm. 161 00:08:52,202 --> 00:08:55,812 Oh. Hey, Tom. Look who's here... Rick. 162 00:08:55,836 --> 00:08:57,544 I see that. 163 00:08:57,568 --> 00:08:59,085 Table for one? 164 00:08:59,109 --> 00:09:01,117 Uh, no, thanks. 165 00:09:01,141 --> 00:09:04,220 I just wanted to come by and bring you guys... 166 00:09:04,244 --> 00:09:05,552 It's barolo. 167 00:09:05,576 --> 00:09:07,554 I just got back from Italy. 168 00:09:07,578 --> 00:09:09,556 Oh, well, that's nice. Thank you. 169 00:09:09,580 --> 00:09:12,999 Ah, what's the occasion? Or are you just being a good guy? 170 00:09:13,023 --> 00:09:16,233 I can't get anything past you, huh, Tom? 171 00:09:18,859 --> 00:09:21,067 Well, I... I've got some work to do. 172 00:09:21,091 --> 00:09:22,569 Yeah, well, you know, 173 00:09:22,593 --> 00:09:25,577 I wanted to come here and tell you guys in person. 174 00:09:25,601 --> 00:09:28,796 I'm opening my own place. Uh, you must have seen it. 175 00:09:31,902 --> 00:09:33,950 That's you? On the corner? 176 00:09:33,974 --> 00:09:35,961 Yeah, I looked everywhere, I swear. 177 00:09:35,985 --> 00:09:38,655 But, uh, it was the best location. 178 00:09:38,679 --> 00:09:40,787 I'll bet. 179 00:09:40,811 --> 00:09:42,789 Okay, look, people like to eat in Fairview. 180 00:09:42,813 --> 00:09:45,040 There's plenty of business for both of us. 181 00:09:45,064 --> 00:09:46,963 Hey, I remember you! 182 00:09:46,987 --> 00:09:49,696 You back to working here now? Oh, no. Sorry. 183 00:09:49,720 --> 00:09:52,939 Too bad. That Osso Buco of yours was... 184 00:09:52,963 --> 00:09:55,101 Really something. 185 00:09:55,125 --> 00:09:59,045 Well, I got it on the menu at my new place on the corner. 186 00:09:59,069 --> 00:10:00,599 Come check us out. 187 00:10:02,332 --> 00:10:05,612 See? Room for everyone. 188 00:10:34,735 --> 00:10:38,165 Oh! Orson, you scared me. 189 00:10:40,070 --> 00:10:42,618 Why are you sitting down here in the dark? 190 00:10:42,642 --> 00:10:44,691 And aren't you a little cold? 191 00:10:44,715 --> 00:10:46,993 I had to do something. 192 00:10:47,017 --> 00:10:50,626 Then you came down here and you couldn't remember what it was. 193 00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:52,929 That happens to me all the time. 194 00:10:52,953 --> 00:10:56,162 Well, the baby is insisting 195 00:10:56,186 --> 00:11:01,037 that I eat the last piece of Bree's triple-chocolate cake. 196 00:11:01,061 --> 00:11:03,970 If you want, we could... 197 00:11:03,994 --> 00:11:06,904 Oh, my god. You're naked! 198 00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:10,798 In my kitchen where I eat. 199 00:11:13,403 --> 00:11:15,882 Okay, I don't hear you leaving. 200 00:11:15,906 --> 00:11:17,884 I had to do something. 201 00:11:17,908 --> 00:11:21,928 Pajamas... that's something you could do. 202 00:11:21,952 --> 00:11:23,429 Okay, you're right. 203 00:11:23,453 --> 00:11:25,431 You're a guest in my house... 204 00:11:25,455 --> 00:11:27,433 A completely naked guest in my house. 205 00:11:27,457 --> 00:11:29,857 I should leave. 206 00:11:31,191 --> 00:11:34,170 Hey. Hey. 207 00:11:34,194 --> 00:11:36,177 You were supposed to be home at 8:00 208 00:11:36,201 --> 00:11:38,174 to help me wrangle the kids for bath time. 209 00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:39,706 It's... it's almost 11:00. 210 00:11:39,730 --> 00:11:41,077 Sorry. 211 00:11:43,934 --> 00:11:46,452 So where were you? 212 00:11:46,476 --> 00:11:49,415 You were stewing, weren't you? 213 00:11:49,439 --> 00:11:51,918 Come on. 214 00:11:51,942 --> 00:11:54,360 You're upset about Rick. 215 00:11:54,384 --> 00:11:55,871 Look. 216 00:11:55,895 --> 00:11:59,826 I'm not gonna deny I was ticked off when I saw him. 217 00:11:59,850 --> 00:12:01,197 But I'm over it. 218 00:12:01,221 --> 00:12:03,369 I'm taking this as a challenge. 219 00:12:03,393 --> 00:12:06,032 We are gonna up our game. 220 00:12:06,056 --> 00:12:08,775 Oh, yeah? Yep. You know what I did tonight? 221 00:12:08,799 --> 00:12:10,777 I worked on our menu. 222 00:12:10,801 --> 00:12:13,279 We are gonna start making our own Osso Buco. 223 00:12:13,303 --> 00:12:15,286 I got a recipe that is gonna kick his ass. 224 00:12:15,310 --> 00:12:17,113 So you're really okay with this? 225 00:12:17,137 --> 00:12:19,986 Yeah, I'm great. Look at how cute you are. 226 00:12:20,010 --> 00:12:22,819 Oh? It's growing back fast, huh? 227 00:12:28,849 --> 00:12:32,219 Yeah, it's back. 228 00:12:44,895 --> 00:12:47,235 Morning, Susan. 229 00:12:48,999 --> 00:12:51,878 Oh. Good morning. 230 00:12:51,902 --> 00:12:54,280 Love what you're wearing. 231 00:12:54,304 --> 00:12:56,883 Oh, I hope this isn't decaf. 232 00:12:56,907 --> 00:12:59,207 Got a big day ahead of me. 233 00:13:00,811 --> 00:13:03,289 All right. We don't need to talk about it. 234 00:13:03,313 --> 00:13:05,366 Just promise me it won't happen again. 235 00:13:05,390 --> 00:13:06,863 What won't happen again? 236 00:13:06,887 --> 00:13:10,166 Orson, you were naked in this kitchen last night. 237 00:13:10,190 --> 00:13:12,438 I was not. 238 00:13:12,462 --> 00:13:14,200 You most certainly were. 239 00:13:14,224 --> 00:13:16,903 Good morning. What's going on? 240 00:13:16,927 --> 00:13:20,947 Well, Susan claims she saw me last night au naturel. It wasn't a claim. 241 00:13:20,971 --> 00:13:23,950 He was sitting right here without a stitch of clothing on, 242 00:13:23,974 --> 00:13:27,483 and I couldn't have cake. 243 00:13:27,507 --> 00:13:29,956 Oh, I think I know what's going on. 244 00:13:29,980 --> 00:13:31,958 Somebody had a naughty dream. 245 00:13:31,982 --> 00:13:35,191 Susan, I'm blushing. 246 00:13:35,215 --> 00:13:39,065 No, no, no, no. No, I did not have a sex dream. 247 00:13:39,089 --> 00:13:42,428 Susan, it's perfectly understandable. 248 00:13:42,452 --> 00:13:44,976 Mike's away. You're feeling a little lonely. 249 00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:46,973 Naturally, you'd project those feelings 250 00:13:46,997 --> 00:13:48,905 onto the nearest available sex machine. 251 00:13:48,929 --> 00:13:49,906 Oh! 252 00:13:49,930 --> 00:13:51,978 You are such a scamp. 253 00:13:52,002 --> 00:13:53,479 Mwah. 254 00:13:53,503 --> 00:13:56,490 I know when I'm dreaming, and this really happened. 255 00:13:56,514 --> 00:14:00,146 Why else would I be sponging butt prints off my stool? 256 00:14:00,170 --> 00:14:03,289 You know, Susan, sometimes I climb into a warm bath 257 00:14:03,313 --> 00:14:05,922 with a romance novel. 258 00:14:05,946 --> 00:14:07,924 Just a thought. 259 00:14:12,322 --> 00:14:15,131 You wanna give me a hand with this? 260 00:14:15,155 --> 00:14:17,025 Ugh. 261 00:14:25,395 --> 00:14:27,013 Lynette! 262 00:14:27,037 --> 00:14:29,845 Gaby, since when do you come to price warehouse? 263 00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:32,318 I'm poor now. Remember? 264 00:14:32,342 --> 00:14:35,029 I have to mingle with the unwashed masses. 265 00:14:35,053 --> 00:14:37,023 What are you doing here? 266 00:14:37,047 --> 00:14:39,926 Oh, I've been unwashed for years. 267 00:14:39,950 --> 00:14:41,227 This place is huge! 268 00:14:41,251 --> 00:14:44,460 Would it kill them to have valet parking? 269 00:14:44,484 --> 00:14:47,301 Gaby, people don't come here for the amenities. 270 00:14:47,325 --> 00:14:50,967 They come because toilet paper's 3 cents a ton. 271 00:14:50,991 --> 00:14:52,061 Oh. 272 00:14:53,924 --> 00:14:56,207 Look at all these handicapped spots. 273 00:14:56,231 --> 00:14:58,874 I mean, what a waste. Take that guy selling oranges, 274 00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:01,908 put him in a vest, stick him under an umbrella, 275 00:15:01,932 --> 00:15:03,910 and bam! You got valet parking. 276 00:15:03,934 --> 00:15:06,921 I don't know why poor people refuse to better themselves. 277 00:15:06,945 --> 00:15:08,915 Yeah, we're crazy that way. 278 00:15:08,939 --> 00:15:10,216 I don't know why 279 00:15:10,240 --> 00:15:12,218 you're complaining about handicapped spaces. 280 00:15:12,242 --> 00:15:14,620 Doesn't Carlos have one of those blue placards? 281 00:15:14,644 --> 00:15:16,631 No, I think you have to have a wheelchair 282 00:15:16,655 --> 00:15:18,624 to get one of those. 283 00:15:18,648 --> 00:15:21,148 No, I'm pretty sure the blind qualify, too. 284 00:15:27,627 --> 00:15:30,906 Mom, can I take some of these cookies up to Julie? 285 00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:33,409 Why don't you offer some to our guest first? 286 00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:36,420 Oh, no, thank you. We have so much ground to cover. 287 00:15:36,444 --> 00:15:38,644 Now let's move on to the flowers. 288 00:15:38,668 --> 00:15:40,146 Uh, last year, 289 00:15:40,170 --> 00:15:44,050 we went with a cascade of pink and white roses. 290 00:15:44,074 --> 00:15:45,351 There it is. 291 00:15:45,375 --> 00:15:46,352 Exquisite. 292 00:15:46,376 --> 00:15:48,094 Well, easy enough. 293 00:15:48,118 --> 00:15:50,596 Let's just do that again, then. 294 00:15:50,620 --> 00:15:51,950 Next? 295 00:15:54,324 --> 00:15:56,071 Well... 296 00:15:56,095 --> 00:15:58,204 If you have a different idea, 297 00:15:58,228 --> 00:16:00,706 I would love to hear that, too. 298 00:16:00,730 --> 00:16:03,239 Well, I was thinking 299 00:16:03,263 --> 00:16:06,312 it might be nice to do something more unusual. 300 00:16:06,336 --> 00:16:11,517 What about an arrangement of purple lisianthus 301 00:16:11,541 --> 00:16:14,480 with a spray of dark berries? 302 00:16:14,504 --> 00:16:17,591 It's interesting. I can't really picture that, though. 303 00:16:17,615 --> 00:16:20,147 Well, let me help you. 304 00:16:24,654 --> 00:16:26,993 I keep scrapbooks, too. 305 00:16:31,121 --> 00:16:34,140 My mom and Mrs. Hodge are still talking about that ball thing. 306 00:16:34,164 --> 00:16:37,673 She wants me to be a part of the founder's court 307 00:16:37,697 --> 00:16:39,675 or whatever they call it. 308 00:16:39,699 --> 00:16:42,278 Like I want to put on a stupid white dress 309 00:16:42,302 --> 00:16:44,310 and greet people all night. 310 00:16:44,334 --> 00:16:47,753 I know. It's so pathetic. By the way, I'm doing it. 311 00:16:47,777 --> 00:16:50,256 Seriously? Why? 312 00:16:50,280 --> 00:16:52,258 Because I did it last year, 313 00:16:52,282 --> 00:16:55,161 and it's actually kind of hilarious and great. 314 00:16:55,185 --> 00:16:59,125 It is! It doesn't sound great. It sounds beyond lame. 315 00:17:01,051 --> 00:17:04,030 I don't want this to come off the wrong way, 316 00:17:04,054 --> 00:17:06,102 but you're a buzz kill. Julie! 317 00:17:06,126 --> 00:17:09,205 Okay, you spend all of your time cooped up in here alone, 318 00:17:09,229 --> 00:17:11,377 obsessing over some mysterious thing 319 00:17:11,401 --> 00:17:14,380 that maybe happened to your real dad or maybe didn't. 320 00:17:14,404 --> 00:17:16,517 Look, I'm not saying don't obsess. 321 00:17:16,541 --> 00:17:19,014 I'm just saying maybe you could spare some time 322 00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:22,148 to have a little fun with your friend, too. 323 00:17:24,744 --> 00:17:27,793 So this founder's thing... It'll be fun? 324 00:17:29,379 --> 00:17:31,427 Uh, these were the centerpieces 325 00:17:31,451 --> 00:17:34,430 from the vanover medical center benefit. 326 00:17:34,454 --> 00:17:37,463 The donors were blown away. 327 00:17:37,487 --> 00:17:40,166 Well, they're certainly... Assertive. 328 00:17:40,190 --> 00:17:41,467 My only fear is... 329 00:17:41,491 --> 00:17:44,170 I know. I know. 330 00:17:44,194 --> 00:17:46,717 Fairview is a bit more provincial compared to Chicago, 331 00:17:46,741 --> 00:17:48,814 but I think you'll find the people here 332 00:17:48,838 --> 00:17:52,178 have a lot more taste than you give them credit for. 333 00:17:54,474 --> 00:17:58,053 Well, perhaps I could try something new. 334 00:17:58,077 --> 00:18:00,326 Let's go with the lisianthus. 335 00:18:00,350 --> 00:18:04,110 Look at you! Pronouncing it right the very first time. 336 00:18:05,585 --> 00:18:08,315 Isn't learning fun? 337 00:18:24,634 --> 00:18:26,352 Mrs. Scavo? 338 00:18:26,376 --> 00:18:28,254 Uh, yes. Is your husband home? 339 00:18:28,278 --> 00:18:30,516 We're investigating an incident involving vandalism. 340 00:18:30,540 --> 00:18:32,218 Vandalism? 341 00:18:32,242 --> 00:18:35,491 Porter! Preston! Get over here! 342 00:18:35,515 --> 00:18:38,264 No, ma'am. This incident occurred two nights ago 343 00:18:38,288 --> 00:18:40,266 near your pizzeria. 344 00:18:40,290 --> 00:18:42,768 Someone threw a brick through a window of a new restaurant... 345 00:18:42,792 --> 00:18:44,870 A place called Rick's? What? 346 00:18:44,894 --> 00:18:47,438 We're asking everybody who works in the area 347 00:18:47,462 --> 00:18:50,436 if they saw anything suspicious. I didn't go into work that night. 348 00:18:50,460 --> 00:18:53,239 I did, but, um, I didn't see anything. 349 00:18:53,263 --> 00:18:56,247 What time did it happen? The alarm went off at about 10:45. 350 00:18:56,271 --> 00:18:58,544 Oh, I was home way before then, around 8:00. 351 00:18:58,568 --> 00:19:01,647 I came home early to help you wrangle the kids for bath time. 352 00:19:01,671 --> 00:19:04,190 Yeah. No, he was here. 353 00:19:04,214 --> 00:19:06,527 All right, well, if you do happen to hear anything, 354 00:19:06,551 --> 00:19:08,854 could you give us a call, please? Absolutely. 355 00:19:08,878 --> 00:19:10,456 Thank you. Hey. 356 00:19:10,480 --> 00:19:13,299 Mm. Oh, oh, hey, honey. Could you hold back a sec? 357 00:19:13,323 --> 00:19:14,800 Nope. Uh, lunch rush. 358 00:19:14,824 --> 00:19:17,634 I'm already late as it is, okay? See ya. 359 00:19:31,871 --> 00:19:34,280 Excuse me, miss. 360 00:19:34,304 --> 00:19:36,151 Oh, hey there. 361 00:19:36,175 --> 00:19:38,153 I guess you didn't see that big blue sign. 362 00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:42,658 This is handicapped parking. I know. Primo spot, isn't it? 363 00:19:42,682 --> 00:19:44,860 What? I have a thingy. 364 00:19:44,884 --> 00:19:46,371 Yeah, I noticed that. 365 00:19:46,395 --> 00:19:49,295 You don't look handicapped to me. 366 00:19:49,319 --> 00:19:51,297 I'm not. My husband is. He's blind. 367 00:19:51,321 --> 00:19:53,199 Well, then that placard's for him. 368 00:19:53,223 --> 00:19:55,201 Only he can park here. 369 00:19:55,225 --> 00:19:58,544 And how is he gonna park a car if he can't see? 370 00:19:58,568 --> 00:20:02,198 Feeling pretty stupid now, aren't ya? 371 00:20:09,739 --> 00:20:11,717 Lady, you got a lot of nerve. 372 00:20:11,741 --> 00:20:14,890 I had to park next to the dumpster way in the back. 373 00:20:14,914 --> 00:20:16,892 Oh, don't play victim with me. 374 00:20:16,916 --> 00:20:19,395 I have to walk in heels all day long. 375 00:20:19,419 --> 00:20:22,228 You get to sit in a chair and roll. 376 00:20:22,252 --> 00:20:24,370 You did not just say that! 377 00:20:24,394 --> 00:20:26,937 You know, the quicker I can run my errands, 378 00:20:26,961 --> 00:20:29,235 the faster I can get home to my husband, 379 00:20:29,259 --> 00:20:31,837 who needs me, because that's the kind of person I am. 380 00:20:31,861 --> 00:20:34,940 W-What are you doing? Calling the cops. You're getting a ticket. 381 00:20:34,964 --> 00:20:38,384 Like hell I am! Give me that. Get off! 382 00:20:38,408 --> 00:20:41,447 No! You started it. Hang it up! Ow! Get off! 383 00:20:41,471 --> 00:20:44,290 Hang it up! Aah! 384 00:20:44,314 --> 00:20:47,222 Hey, hey! Oh! Is there a problem here? 385 00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:50,225 Jeez. What, is there a telethon going on around here? 386 00:20:50,249 --> 00:20:52,898 Dude, she took one of our spots. 387 00:20:52,922 --> 00:20:56,402 Bitch! I had to find street parking. 388 00:20:56,426 --> 00:20:59,835 Hey, there's a security guard over there. Go get him. No, no, no, no, no. Wait! 389 00:20:59,859 --> 00:21:02,338 Okay, you know what? This is getting ridiculous. 390 00:21:02,362 --> 00:21:05,411 Oh, no, no. You're not going anywhere. 391 00:21:05,435 --> 00:21:06,342 Hey! Let me go! 392 00:21:06,366 --> 00:21:08,674 Hey! Hey! Stop! Let me go! 393 00:21:08,698 --> 00:21:10,446 What are you doing? Don't... ow! 394 00:21:10,470 --> 00:21:12,778 Aah! Aah! 395 00:21:12,802 --> 00:21:16,452 Well, it's official. I'm going to hell. 396 00:21:20,480 --> 00:21:22,528 Hi, daddy. Hey. 397 00:21:22,552 --> 00:21:25,296 Hey, guys, would you go play in the back for a while? 398 00:21:25,320 --> 00:21:27,293 I need to talk to your dad. Thanks. 399 00:21:27,317 --> 00:21:29,595 Well... 400 00:21:29,619 --> 00:21:32,338 Hey. Don't they have soccer today? 401 00:21:32,362 --> 00:21:35,349 Let me answer that question with another question. 402 00:21:35,373 --> 00:21:37,343 Why did you lie to police? 403 00:21:37,367 --> 00:21:40,806 Lynette... and you mademe lie to them, too, 404 00:21:40,830 --> 00:21:43,379 which brings up another question. 405 00:21:43,403 --> 00:21:46,717 Did you know that perjury is, like, this whole big thing? I think you're overreacting. 406 00:21:46,741 --> 00:21:50,306 No, overreacting would be if I threw a brick through you. 407 00:21:52,682 --> 00:21:54,620 What were you thinking? 408 00:21:54,644 --> 00:21:57,324 Help me understand. 409 00:22:00,089 --> 00:22:06,001 I just went to go check out how the construction was going, 410 00:22:06,025 --> 00:22:08,003 but I came around the corner. 411 00:22:08,027 --> 00:22:10,976 I saw this giant picture window that says "Rick's." 412 00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:13,979 And then I realize I'm gonna have to see that guy's name 413 00:22:14,003 --> 00:22:16,913 every damn day of my life. 414 00:22:19,369 --> 00:22:21,417 Then I noticed this pile of bricks. 415 00:22:21,441 --> 00:22:23,088 Okay. 416 00:22:23,112 --> 00:22:26,321 I know this whole thing with Rick... 417 00:22:26,345 --> 00:22:28,994 It really caused us some damage. 418 00:22:29,018 --> 00:22:32,628 I know it hurt us, but we survived it, and it's over now. 419 00:22:32,652 --> 00:22:34,630 Now that's the thing, Lynette. 420 00:22:34,654 --> 00:22:37,703 It's not over. It was neve rover. 421 00:22:37,727 --> 00:22:40,936 I don't care about Rick's stupid restaurant! 422 00:22:40,960 --> 00:22:43,469 I don't even care that he wants to steal you from me! 423 00:22:43,493 --> 00:22:46,472 Of course, he would want to steal you from me. 424 00:22:46,496 --> 00:22:49,845 That makes sense to me. 425 00:22:49,869 --> 00:22:54,019 I care that he made you act like it could be done. 426 00:22:54,043 --> 00:22:56,482 Oh, Tom. 427 00:22:56,506 --> 00:22:59,546 He changed the way I look at you. 428 00:23:04,383 --> 00:23:07,493 But... 429 00:23:07,517 --> 00:23:11,467 Nothing ever happened between us. 430 00:23:11,491 --> 00:23:14,400 You have to believe me. Come on! 431 00:23:14,424 --> 00:23:17,142 I am not trying to get you to apologize. 432 00:23:17,166 --> 00:23:20,566 I'm just explaining the brick. 433 00:23:39,519 --> 00:23:41,489 Oh, my god. 434 00:23:43,523 --> 00:23:44,930 Aha! 435 00:23:44,954 --> 00:23:47,973 You thought I was crazy, but it wasn't a dream. 436 00:23:47,997 --> 00:23:49,505 You're naked! 437 00:23:49,529 --> 00:23:51,477 And that means you're crazy. 438 00:23:51,501 --> 00:23:53,939 I didn't mean to do it. 439 00:23:53,963 --> 00:23:55,541 Oh, really? 440 00:23:55,565 --> 00:23:58,914 You just happened to stumble naked into my front yard? 441 00:23:58,938 --> 00:24:01,416 I didn't mean it, Mike. 442 00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:03,549 "Mike"? Wait. 443 00:24:03,573 --> 00:24:05,190 Are you sleepwalking? 444 00:24:05,214 --> 00:24:06,724 Orson. 445 00:24:09,749 --> 00:24:11,457 Hello? 446 00:24:17,957 --> 00:24:19,487 Ow! 447 00:24:23,693 --> 00:24:26,171 Susan. 448 00:24:26,195 --> 00:24:28,195 Did you just hit me? 449 00:24:35,545 --> 00:24:38,453 Oh, dear god! 450 00:24:38,477 --> 00:24:41,456 Orson, you're staying at my house! 451 00:24:43,653 --> 00:24:45,253 There you go. 452 00:24:54,093 --> 00:24:57,242 I have no explanation. This doesn't happen to me. 453 00:24:57,266 --> 00:24:59,474 I don't sleepwalk. 454 00:24:59,498 --> 00:25:01,476 You know, it's none of my business, 455 00:25:01,500 --> 00:25:04,479 but seeing as I have seen you naked twice in the last week, 456 00:25:04,503 --> 00:25:07,713 I think I can ask, is something bothering you? 457 00:25:07,737 --> 00:25:09,555 I don't think so. 458 00:25:09,579 --> 00:25:12,818 I mean, being out of our house has been a little weird, 459 00:25:12,842 --> 00:25:14,820 but I'm very comfortable here. 460 00:25:14,844 --> 00:25:16,622 Clearly. 461 00:25:16,646 --> 00:25:20,495 You know, when you were out on the lawn, 462 00:25:20,519 --> 00:25:23,028 you said something about Mike. 463 00:25:23,052 --> 00:25:25,100 Mike? 464 00:25:25,124 --> 00:25:28,503 What, uh, what did I say? 465 00:25:28,527 --> 00:25:30,505 Well, it was just sort of muttering. 466 00:25:30,529 --> 00:25:33,178 Were you having a dream about him? 467 00:25:33,202 --> 00:25:36,011 No. I-I don't believe so. 468 00:25:36,035 --> 00:25:38,914 Well, maybe it's because you just saw him. 469 00:25:38,938 --> 00:25:42,247 He must be on your mind. Yeah, yeah. You know what, Susan? 470 00:25:42,271 --> 00:25:45,691 I-I think it's time for us to move out. 471 00:25:45,715 --> 00:25:47,823 You can't. Your house isn't finished yet. 472 00:25:47,847 --> 00:25:50,696 No, the downstairs will be ready next week. 473 00:25:50,720 --> 00:25:52,658 We'll be fine. Well, if you insist... 474 00:25:52,682 --> 00:25:56,001 I think it will be for the best. 475 00:25:56,025 --> 00:25:59,735 Okay, but in the meantime, um, I do have a teenage daughter, 476 00:25:59,759 --> 00:26:01,637 so if you could... 477 00:26:01,661 --> 00:26:03,268 Boxers? 478 00:26:03,292 --> 00:26:05,702 Yes. Thanks. 479 00:26:15,244 --> 00:26:16,731 Hey! 480 00:26:16,755 --> 00:26:19,224 Come on. You've been cooped up in this house 481 00:26:19,248 --> 00:26:21,556 since you got home from the hospital. 482 00:26:21,580 --> 00:26:24,559 Let's go out and have some fun! No, I think I'm gonna stay here. 483 00:26:24,583 --> 00:26:28,070 I don't... I don't wanna be a burden. Carlos, I see handicapped people out and about all the time. 484 00:26:28,094 --> 00:26:30,565 In fact, I met two feisty men in wheelchairs 485 00:26:30,589 --> 00:26:33,068 yesterday at the mall. They were living their lives... 486 00:26:33,092 --> 00:26:35,849 So it's time for you to live yours. 487 00:26:35,873 --> 00:26:37,925 Come on. Come on. 488 00:26:43,202 --> 00:26:46,612 I'm just dropping off a few letters. 489 00:26:46,636 --> 00:26:49,036 You might as well just wait here. 490 00:26:59,649 --> 00:27:01,627 Just picking up some vitamins. 491 00:27:01,651 --> 00:27:03,821 I'll be quicker if I do it myself. 492 00:27:12,001 --> 00:27:14,980 I just have to drop off a gift to my manicurist. 493 00:27:15,004 --> 00:27:17,714 Why don't you listen to the radio? 494 00:27:24,744 --> 00:27:26,784 Thank you. 495 00:27:28,748 --> 00:27:32,048 Sorry, babe. That took a little longer than I... 496 00:27:34,223 --> 00:27:35,933 Carlos? 497 00:27:38,227 --> 00:27:39,927 Carlos? 498 00:27:41,931 --> 00:27:44,169 Carlos?! 499 00:27:44,193 --> 00:27:47,012 Carlos! 500 00:27:47,036 --> 00:27:48,774 Carlos! 501 00:27:48,798 --> 00:27:51,316 Oh, there you are. 502 00:27:51,340 --> 00:27:52,870 Thanks, Henry. 503 00:27:55,074 --> 00:27:57,758 Where the hell have you been? I was starving, 504 00:27:57,782 --> 00:28:00,756 so I got that kid to take me to go get a burger. 505 00:28:00,780 --> 00:28:03,789 I don't believe this. I was worried sick about you! 506 00:28:03,813 --> 00:28:06,797 I'm sick of waiting here! You promised me a fun day, 507 00:28:06,821 --> 00:28:09,795 and all I got is a sunburn on the right side of my face. 508 00:28:09,819 --> 00:28:12,798 I'm sorry. I told you, I had errands to run first. 509 00:28:12,822 --> 00:28:14,800 What's that smell? What smell? 510 00:28:14,824 --> 00:28:17,402 It smells like... 511 00:28:17,426 --> 00:28:19,975 Nail Polish. Did you get your nails done? 512 00:28:19,999 --> 00:28:21,977 Is that what you've been doing? 513 00:28:22,001 --> 00:28:24,279 Excuse me. Miss! 514 00:28:24,303 --> 00:28:27,190 Is that your Aston Martin in the handicapped space? 515 00:28:27,214 --> 00:28:30,415 What? Gaby, are you parked in a handicapped spot? 516 00:28:30,439 --> 00:28:34,760 Move it along, pops. We're gonna be here a while. 517 00:28:34,784 --> 00:28:37,963 Wait, wait, wait. Did you get a handicapped tag? 518 00:28:37,987 --> 00:28:41,466 To answer your earlier question, yes, I got a manicure. 519 00:28:41,490 --> 00:28:43,468 I'm sorry. Are we good? 520 00:28:43,492 --> 00:28:45,771 Oh, my god! 521 00:28:45,795 --> 00:28:47,803 You're exploiting my blindness 522 00:28:47,827 --> 00:28:49,704 so that you can score better parking?! 523 00:28:49,728 --> 00:28:51,977 That's a really mean way to put it. 524 00:28:52,001 --> 00:28:54,009 You had me out here, 525 00:28:54,033 --> 00:28:57,813 sitting like a dog with the window cracked open. 526 00:28:57,837 --> 00:29:00,816 You used me! Well, why shouldn't I get something out of this? 527 00:29:00,840 --> 00:29:04,119 You know, the blindness didn't just happen to you. You can't be serious. 528 00:29:04,143 --> 00:29:05,991 Oh, you bet I am! 529 00:29:06,015 --> 00:29:07,993 Every morning, the toothpaste has to be 530 00:29:08,017 --> 00:29:10,725 to the left of the sink, because if it's not, 531 00:29:10,749 --> 00:29:13,298 you can't find it, and I have to put it there. 532 00:29:13,322 --> 00:29:16,069 And... and sometimes... I don't know... I'm driving, 533 00:29:16,093 --> 00:29:18,063 or I'm in line at the bank 534 00:29:18,087 --> 00:29:20,735 and I think, "is the toothpaste there?" 535 00:29:20,759 --> 00:29:23,738 So then I have to run home and check 536 00:29:23,762 --> 00:29:25,740 because I don't want you reaching for the tube 537 00:29:25,764 --> 00:29:29,474 and not being able to find it. I just didn't think 538 00:29:29,498 --> 00:29:32,747 this was how it was all gonna turn out, Carlos. 539 00:29:32,771 --> 00:29:35,750 I didn't think that every day for the rest of my life, 540 00:29:35,774 --> 00:29:38,831 a part of me is always gonna think, "where's the toothpaste?" 541 00:29:38,855 --> 00:29:41,927 Can't you just leave it in the drawer? 542 00:29:41,951 --> 00:29:44,790 That's not the point, you blind idiot! 543 00:29:44,814 --> 00:29:46,491 I'm saying 544 00:29:46,515 --> 00:29:49,494 if all I get in exchange for this crappy situation 545 00:29:49,518 --> 00:29:51,997 is a nice parking spot for my $8 manicure, 546 00:29:52,021 --> 00:29:54,461 then I'm taking it! 547 00:30:03,973 --> 00:30:06,320 You wanna be careful with those burners. 548 00:30:06,344 --> 00:30:10,385 Get on the final floral arrangements, will ya? 549 00:30:10,409 --> 00:30:13,318 Who put pear slices in the Waldorf salad? 550 00:30:13,342 --> 00:30:15,390 Guess that would be me. 551 00:30:15,414 --> 00:30:18,271 Katherine, a Waldorf salad is made with apples. 552 00:30:18,295 --> 00:30:19,794 It's tradition. 553 00:30:19,818 --> 00:30:22,227 Yes, a musty, 19th century tradition 554 00:30:22,251 --> 00:30:24,229 in need of some jazzing up. 555 00:30:24,253 --> 00:30:27,177 Look, I just thought you have so much on your mind already, 556 00:30:27,201 --> 00:30:29,474 what with the music and the decorations. 557 00:30:29,498 --> 00:30:33,178 The least I could do was take over the food. "Take over"? 558 00:30:33,202 --> 00:30:36,389 What in god's name have you done with my French onion soup? 559 00:30:36,413 --> 00:30:38,884 Oh, it'll be fine. I told the chef 560 00:30:38,908 --> 00:30:42,387 nothing is to leave that kitchen unless I've tasted it. 561 00:30:42,411 --> 00:30:44,349 Katherine... trust me. 562 00:30:44,373 --> 00:30:45,490 After all, 563 00:30:45,514 --> 00:30:48,284 I've gotten tons of compliments on the lisianthus. 564 00:31:06,865 --> 00:31:09,495 Here, honey. Let me. 565 00:31:15,304 --> 00:31:17,252 Thanks. 566 00:31:17,276 --> 00:31:19,146 You're welcome. 567 00:31:25,054 --> 00:31:26,524 Just so you know... 568 00:31:28,557 --> 00:31:31,417 I'm sorry for what I'm putting you through. 569 00:31:33,292 --> 00:31:36,472 If it were anyone but you, it wouldn't be worth it. 570 00:31:43,032 --> 00:31:45,580 You ready to go to the party? 571 00:31:45,604 --> 00:31:48,253 You tell me. 572 00:31:48,277 --> 00:31:51,107 How do I look? 573 00:31:53,042 --> 00:31:56,291 You look very handsome. 574 00:31:56,315 --> 00:31:58,463 Thank you. 575 00:31:58,487 --> 00:32:00,966 And you look more beautiful than ever. 576 00:32:00,990 --> 00:32:04,399 How do you know that? 577 00:32:04,423 --> 00:32:06,201 Just a hunch. 578 00:32:06,225 --> 00:32:08,673 Hmm. 579 00:32:12,331 --> 00:32:14,309 Bup, bup, bup! Don't eat that. 580 00:32:14,333 --> 00:32:16,311 We had a refrigeration problem, 581 00:32:16,335 --> 00:32:18,313 and I don't want you getting sick. 582 00:32:18,337 --> 00:32:21,146 Oh, dear. Well, I should throw this dip out. 583 00:32:21,170 --> 00:32:23,148 Thanks. It'll be about ten minutes 584 00:32:23,172 --> 00:32:25,420 before I can make up a new batch. 585 00:32:25,444 --> 00:32:27,422 Do you mind telling your boss? 586 00:32:27,446 --> 00:32:30,996 She's not my boss! 587 00:32:31,020 --> 00:32:33,999 Bree! The room is simply lovely. 588 00:32:34,023 --> 00:32:35,930 You've outdone yourself. 589 00:32:35,954 --> 00:32:37,437 Thank you, Mrs. Downing. 590 00:32:37,461 --> 00:32:39,704 Listen, when I present the founder's award tonight, 591 00:32:39,728 --> 00:32:42,707 I was wondering... oh, dear. Has no one spoken to you? 592 00:32:42,731 --> 00:32:44,369 About what? Uh, well... 593 00:32:44,393 --> 00:32:47,077 The committee has decided that it would be best 594 00:32:47,101 --> 00:32:49,474 if Katherine Mayfair present the award this year. 595 00:32:49,498 --> 00:32:52,417 No! That's... That's my job. I always do it. 596 00:32:52,441 --> 00:32:55,120 Oh, well, you're already doing so much, 597 00:32:55,144 --> 00:32:59,254 and, well, Katherine was quite insistent. 598 00:33:03,452 --> 00:33:04,729 What's that? 599 00:33:04,753 --> 00:33:08,397 Oh, it's dip. The caterer just said that... I thought we agreed. 600 00:33:08,421 --> 00:33:11,187 Nothing leaves the kitchen without me tasting it first. 601 00:33:14,563 --> 00:33:17,403 Dig in. 602 00:33:33,482 --> 00:33:35,390 Is everyone having fun? 603 00:33:35,414 --> 00:33:37,527 You and Katherine did an amazing job. 604 00:33:37,551 --> 00:33:40,465 Boy, we didn't think you guys could work together. 605 00:33:40,489 --> 00:33:43,549 Yeah, we were sure one of you would end up killing the other. 606 00:33:48,057 --> 00:33:50,535 You really should have more faith in people. 607 00:33:50,559 --> 00:33:53,238 Excuse me. 608 00:33:59,408 --> 00:34:01,686 Katherine, darling, are you okay? 609 00:34:05,374 --> 00:34:07,222 Not really. 610 00:34:07,246 --> 00:34:10,225 Oh. I hope there's nothing wrong with the food. 611 00:34:10,249 --> 00:34:12,297 Is anybody else getting sick? 612 00:34:12,321 --> 00:34:13,758 Oh, no. 613 00:34:13,782 --> 00:34:15,460 No, dear. Just you. 614 00:34:15,484 --> 00:34:17,802 Maybe you should go home. 615 00:34:17,826 --> 00:34:21,436 I can't. I have to present the founder's award. 616 00:34:21,460 --> 00:34:25,340 Oh, no one would expect you to do that in your condition. 617 00:34:25,364 --> 00:34:27,672 You know what? Um, I could do it. 618 00:34:27,696 --> 00:34:30,475 No. I can get it together. 619 00:34:30,499 --> 00:34:33,278 Katherine, no one expects you to be a martyr. 620 00:34:33,302 --> 00:34:35,520 Why don't you go home? I can't. 621 00:34:35,544 --> 00:34:37,327 Why not? I'm perfectly capable of presenting. 622 00:34:37,351 --> 00:34:39,324 I've done it for the last eight years. 623 00:34:39,348 --> 00:34:41,326 And let's face it. 624 00:34:41,350 --> 00:34:43,788 I mean, no one wants to accept an award from a woman 625 00:34:43,812 --> 00:34:46,699 who looks like she should be in line at the needle exchange. 626 00:34:46,723 --> 00:34:50,085 This is important to me. I'll be fine. 627 00:34:58,497 --> 00:35:02,577 And now for the presentation for the founder's award... 628 00:35:02,601 --> 00:35:04,831 Ms. Katherine Mayfair. 629 00:35:13,512 --> 00:35:16,491 Thank you, Mrs. Downing. 630 00:35:17,816 --> 00:35:19,664 I was honored 631 00:35:19,688 --> 00:35:22,167 when you and the other members of the committee 632 00:35:22,191 --> 00:35:25,130 asked me to present this award. 633 00:35:25,154 --> 00:35:28,578 "I was honored when you..." Myeah, myeah, myeah, myeah. Bree, what's up? 634 00:35:28,602 --> 00:35:31,276 I thought giving out this award was your thing. 635 00:35:31,300 --> 00:35:34,279 Used to be. Not anymore. Things change. 636 00:35:34,303 --> 00:35:37,542 This year's founder's award... 637 00:35:37,566 --> 00:35:39,844 Ever since I started working with that obnoxious backstabber, 638 00:35:39,868 --> 00:35:42,847 she's done nothing but try to take the spotlight off of me 639 00:35:42,871 --> 00:35:45,590 and put it onto her. 640 00:35:45,614 --> 00:35:48,684 Goes to my dear friend... Bree Hodge. 641 00:35:52,481 --> 00:35:57,161 The obnoxious backstabber just called your name. 642 00:36:04,162 --> 00:36:07,472 Bree has been a pillar of the Fairview community 643 00:36:07,496 --> 00:36:09,244 for many years. 644 00:36:09,268 --> 00:36:14,168 There is no better friend than Bree Hodge. 645 00:36:15,604 --> 00:36:17,282 Congratulations. 646 00:36:18,647 --> 00:36:21,307 I know you tried to poison me. 647 00:36:28,317 --> 00:36:30,164 Well, uh, 648 00:36:30,188 --> 00:36:33,658 this has been an evening full of, um... 649 00:36:38,327 --> 00:36:40,305 Surprises. Uh... 650 00:36:41,630 --> 00:36:44,409 I never would've imagined that, um, 651 00:36:44,433 --> 00:36:46,720 I would be recognized by this wonderful organization... 652 00:36:46,744 --> 00:36:48,813 Hi, Andrew. Guess what? 653 00:36:48,837 --> 00:36:51,486 Your mom just won the founder's award. Lynette, listen to me. 654 00:36:51,510 --> 00:36:53,388 Oh, my god. 655 00:36:53,412 --> 00:36:56,796 You're not gonna believe what's going on down here. What? What? Is everyone okay? 656 00:36:56,820 --> 00:36:58,863 Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah. We're... we're fine. 657 00:36:58,887 --> 00:37:00,865 It's Rick's place... Totally went up in flames. 658 00:37:00,889 --> 00:37:02,867 There, uh, there are, like, three fire trucks here. 659 00:37:02,891 --> 00:37:06,200 Oh, my god! That's horrible! How did it start? 660 00:37:06,224 --> 00:37:07,877 I... they... they don't know. 661 00:37:07,901 --> 00:37:10,875 Okay, i-I'm gonna... I'll call you back in about five. Bye. 662 00:37:10,899 --> 00:37:13,478 I want to thank you so much 663 00:37:13,502 --> 00:37:17,282 for presenting me with this award. I... 664 00:37:17,306 --> 00:37:20,815 I certainly, uh, wasn't expecting it. 665 00:37:20,839 --> 00:37:24,549 Um, we have a small city with a great, big heart, 666 00:37:24,573 --> 00:37:27,422 and I am honored to, uh, accept this award 667 00:37:27,446 --> 00:37:30,646 from my dear friend... 668 00:37:44,333 --> 00:37:45,910 The photographer's asking 669 00:37:45,934 --> 00:37:48,913 if he can get shots of the two of us. 670 00:37:48,937 --> 00:37:51,416 Wait. 671 00:37:51,440 --> 00:37:53,718 I need to talk to you first. 672 00:37:55,944 --> 00:37:57,991 I misunderstood the situation, that's all. 673 00:37:58,015 --> 00:37:59,984 Can we just leave it at that? 674 00:38:00,008 --> 00:38:01,956 No, we can't. 675 00:38:01,980 --> 00:38:04,258 And do you know why? 676 00:38:04,282 --> 00:38:06,799 Because I thought things were going well. 677 00:38:06,823 --> 00:38:09,764 I was having fun with you. 678 00:38:09,788 --> 00:38:12,797 Obviously... 679 00:38:12,821 --> 00:38:14,939 I misunderstood. 680 00:38:14,963 --> 00:38:17,472 So tell me, 681 00:38:17,496 --> 00:38:20,775 was there a straw that broke the camel's back? 682 00:38:20,799 --> 00:38:23,669 Or were you planning on killing me all along? 683 00:38:25,704 --> 00:38:26,987 Here's the thing 684 00:38:27,011 --> 00:38:29,814 you need to understand about me and my friends. 685 00:38:29,838 --> 00:38:31,816 We each have our niche. 686 00:38:31,840 --> 00:38:33,888 Gabrielle's the glamorous one. 687 00:38:33,912 --> 00:38:37,762 Susan's the adorable one. Lynette's smart. 688 00:38:37,786 --> 00:38:39,063 Edie's... Edie. 689 00:38:39,087 --> 00:38:41,766 And I'm the domestic one, the organizer... 690 00:38:41,790 --> 00:38:45,400 The one who knows that there are three tines on a dessert fork. 691 00:38:45,424 --> 00:38:48,834 I'm the one who gets teased for that. That's who i am. 692 00:38:51,600 --> 00:38:54,679 And that's also who you are. 693 00:38:54,703 --> 00:38:55,910 So? 694 00:38:55,934 --> 00:38:57,782 So... 695 00:38:57,806 --> 00:39:01,736 I don't really know how to be friends with you. 696 00:39:03,412 --> 00:39:05,920 That's a shame... 697 00:39:05,944 --> 00:39:09,061 Because I understand you better than all those other women do. 698 00:39:09,085 --> 00:39:12,997 I know how following the rules 699 00:39:13,021 --> 00:39:15,760 and observing the little graces 700 00:39:15,784 --> 00:39:18,071 makes you feel like you're in control. 701 00:39:18,095 --> 00:39:20,735 We've both had days where it was either 702 00:39:20,759 --> 00:39:22,907 set a beautiful table 703 00:39:22,931 --> 00:39:25,431 or curl up in a ball and die. 704 00:39:27,566 --> 00:39:29,914 We're the same, Bree. 705 00:39:29,938 --> 00:39:32,917 And if you think that means we can't be friends, 706 00:39:32,941 --> 00:39:34,879 then I'm sorry. 707 00:39:34,903 --> 00:39:37,913 But it might also mean we could be best friends. 708 00:39:42,511 --> 00:39:44,511 Who knew you were so insightful? 709 00:39:48,887 --> 00:39:50,535 Isn't learning fun? 710 00:39:57,405 --> 00:39:59,504 Terrific, everyone. Thank you. 711 00:39:59,528 --> 00:40:01,706 Pictures. 712 00:40:03,532 --> 00:40:06,651 So... did I lie? Was it cool? 713 00:40:06,675 --> 00:40:08,853 You were right. It really was. 714 00:40:10,879 --> 00:40:12,857 "Thank you, Julie." Oh. 715 00:40:12,881 --> 00:40:16,861 It's good to get out of my own head, you know? 716 00:40:16,885 --> 00:40:19,864 For months now, I've been hung up on looking for my dad 717 00:40:19,888 --> 00:40:21,526 and blaming my mom... 718 00:40:21,550 --> 00:40:24,669 And it's gotten me nowhere. 719 00:40:24,693 --> 00:40:27,003 I just wanna start having fun again. 720 00:40:28,527 --> 00:40:31,035 Thank you, Julie. 721 00:40:31,059 --> 00:40:32,807 There you are. 722 00:40:32,831 --> 00:40:35,039 We wanted to get some pictures with you. Mm. 723 00:40:35,063 --> 00:40:38,983 Oh. 724 00:40:54,953 --> 00:40:56,663 Orson. 725 00:40:59,027 --> 00:41:01,766 Hi. Um... listen, I-I have a 12:00 curfew, 726 00:41:01,790 --> 00:41:03,768 so if my mom asks, can you just... 727 00:41:03,792 --> 00:41:06,010 Mike? 728 00:41:06,034 --> 00:41:08,104 No, it's Julie. 729 00:41:10,639 --> 00:41:13,848 Oh, you're sleepwalking. Yeah, I heard about that. 730 00:41:13,872 --> 00:41:16,951 I'm sorry, Mike. 731 00:41:16,975 --> 00:41:20,184 Again, not Mike. 732 00:41:20,208 --> 00:41:22,887 Why don't I-I get you back to bed, 733 00:41:22,911 --> 00:41:24,188 and... and you can... 734 00:41:24,212 --> 00:41:26,922 I'm sorry I ran you over, Mike. 735 00:41:40,028 --> 00:41:41,506 Blindness... 736 00:41:41,530 --> 00:41:44,008 It's an affliction that prevents people 737 00:41:44,032 --> 00:41:46,982 from seeing what is right in front of them... 738 00:41:49,608 --> 00:41:52,216 Like the wives who can't detect the jealousy 739 00:41:52,240 --> 00:41:55,140 that consumes their husbands... 740 00:41:57,816 --> 00:42:02,967 The women unable to see that a rival might also 741 00:42:02,991 --> 00:42:04,921 be a friend... 742 00:42:06,855 --> 00:42:08,833 The men who stay oblivious 743 00:42:08,857 --> 00:42:13,097 to the guilt that lies deep within them. 744 00:42:14,803 --> 00:42:17,812 Yes... 745 00:42:17,836 --> 00:42:22,617 The world is filled with those who cannot see. 746 00:42:22,641 --> 00:42:26,791 The most dangerous are the ones who stay blind 747 00:42:26,815 --> 00:42:30,925 to the evil within their own hearts. 748 00:42:30,949 --> 00:42:35,099 How do we protect ourselves from these people? 749 00:42:35,123 --> 00:42:38,993 First, we have to open our own eyes and find them... 750 00:42:40,829 --> 00:42:42,829 Before they find us.