1 00:00:00,671 --> 00:00:02,149 Previously on... 2 00:00:02,173 --> 00:00:06,053 Adam was finished with Katherine... 3 00:00:06,077 --> 00:00:09,216 Please get rid of that gum. But Dylan's father came back. 4 00:00:09,240 --> 00:00:11,158 Bye, sweetheart. Bye, dad. 5 00:00:11,182 --> 00:00:14,061 I tricked you into thinking Dylan was yours. 6 00:00:14,085 --> 00:00:16,993 I finished that D.N.A. You wanted, and your suspect's 7 00:00:17,017 --> 00:00:18,625 not related to the victim at all. 8 00:00:18,649 --> 00:00:21,468 Gaby and Carlos were forced to go to the police. 9 00:00:21,492 --> 00:00:26,037 Are you sure it was cocaine? Carlos, I was a fashion model in the '90s. I know cocaine. 10 00:00:26,061 --> 00:00:28,605 Just give me what I want... And Lynette... 11 00:00:28,629 --> 00:00:30,707 Or you're not gonna like what happens. 12 00:00:30,731 --> 00:00:33,801 ...Was pushed to her breaking point. 13 00:00:37,168 --> 00:00:39,616 Coffee mugs to the contrary, 14 00:00:39,640 --> 00:00:41,118 Lynette Scavo knew 15 00:00:41,142 --> 00:00:45,192 that she was not the world's greatest mother. 16 00:00:45,216 --> 00:00:47,724 In fact, when it came to parenting, 17 00:00:47,748 --> 00:00:51,648 Lynette had done many things she was not proud of... 18 00:00:53,053 --> 00:00:55,540 Like the time when she offered Parker cash 19 00:00:55,564 --> 00:00:58,535 if he agreed to eat all of his spinach... 20 00:00:58,559 --> 00:01:00,607 Or when she told the twins 21 00:01:00,631 --> 00:01:05,272 there was treasure buried beneath the weeds... 22 00:01:05,296 --> 00:01:08,415 Or when she gave her kids a little extra cough syrup 23 00:01:08,439 --> 00:01:12,149 so she could finish her novel. 24 00:01:12,173 --> 00:01:15,051 But despite these lapses... 25 00:01:15,075 --> 00:01:17,053 Lynette didn't think of herself 26 00:01:17,077 --> 00:01:19,356 as the worst mother in the world either, 27 00:01:19,380 --> 00:01:21,828 until one horrible day. 28 00:01:21,852 --> 00:01:24,791 Since when do you make waffles? 29 00:01:24,815 --> 00:01:26,293 Well, Kayla loves waffles, 30 00:01:26,317 --> 00:01:29,236 and since she and I have been having some problems lately, 31 00:01:29,260 --> 00:01:32,068 I wanted to do something nice for her. 32 00:01:32,092 --> 00:01:35,102 Oh, you tell Kayla her breakfast is ready. 33 00:01:36,497 --> 00:01:38,805 Hi. My name is fern Parrish. 34 00:01:38,829 --> 00:01:41,108 This is my colleague, Irene Semanis. 35 00:01:41,132 --> 00:01:44,216 We're from C.P.S. Uh, one sec. Preston, you might wanna 36 00:01:44,240 --> 00:01:46,513 stop dropping your waffle on the floor, 37 00:01:46,537 --> 00:01:49,156 'cause I'm still gonna make you eat it. 38 00:01:49,180 --> 00:01:51,858 So, uh, what's C.P.S.? 39 00:01:51,882 --> 00:01:54,161 Children's protective services. 40 00:01:54,185 --> 00:01:57,864 For what it's worth, I keep my floors incredibly clean. 41 00:01:57,888 --> 00:01:59,866 Mrs. Scavo, we recently received 42 00:01:59,890 --> 00:02:02,829 a report of some abuse in your home. 43 00:02:02,853 --> 00:02:05,232 Abuse? That's ridiculous. 44 00:02:05,256 --> 00:02:07,604 Well, we got a call from a Dr. Joshua Dolan? 45 00:02:07,628 --> 00:02:10,437 It seems he was contacted by your daughter Kayla. 46 00:02:10,461 --> 00:02:13,410 Who says you hit her... Repeatedly. 47 00:02:13,434 --> 00:02:16,613 Okay... 48 00:02:16,637 --> 00:02:19,115 First, I'm not that kind of mom. 49 00:02:19,139 --> 00:02:20,687 And second, 50 00:02:20,711 --> 00:02:24,451 Kayla has a tendency to... exaggerate. 51 00:02:24,475 --> 00:02:27,594 We also have a security tape from a clothing store. 52 00:02:27,618 --> 00:02:31,158 It shows you slapping a young girl across the face. 53 00:02:31,182 --> 00:02:33,882 We're assuming that's Kayla. 54 00:02:38,229 --> 00:02:41,259 Have a seat. I'll be with you in a second. 55 00:02:43,294 --> 00:02:50,277 Yes, Lynette Scavo was not the world's greatest mother. 56 00:02:51,302 --> 00:02:52,579 But in her heart, 57 00:02:52,603 --> 00:02:56,253 she knew she had done the best she could... 58 00:02:56,277 --> 00:02:58,555 Given... 59 00:02:58,579 --> 00:03:01,779 What she had to work with. 60 00:03:14,495 --> 00:03:16,273 "Lynette"... 61 00:03:16,297 --> 00:03:20,347 It's how the French describe "a pretty one." 62 00:03:20,371 --> 00:03:21,848 "Katherine"... 63 00:03:21,872 --> 00:03:27,214 Coined by the ancient Greeks, it denotes "purity." 64 00:03:27,238 --> 00:03:28,615 "Gabrielle"... 65 00:03:28,639 --> 00:03:33,360 A Hebrew word meaning "god is my strength." 66 00:03:33,384 --> 00:03:35,362 "Bree"... 67 00:03:35,386 --> 00:03:39,366 It's an Irish name that means "power." 68 00:03:39,390 --> 00:03:41,528 Indeed... 69 00:03:41,552 --> 00:03:45,832 Every name has a single specific meaning... 70 00:03:47,528 --> 00:03:50,577 Which is why parents have trouble choosing one 71 00:03:50,601 --> 00:03:55,442 for someone who means everything to them. 72 00:03:55,466 --> 00:03:57,444 What about "Philip"? I like "Philip." 73 00:03:57,468 --> 00:03:59,446 Oh, I know you do. 74 00:03:59,470 --> 00:04:01,448 I don't, and neither does the baby. 75 00:04:01,472 --> 00:04:03,620 Philip? Oh, Phil? 76 00:04:03,644 --> 00:04:06,293 See? Nothing. Not even a burp. 77 00:04:06,317 --> 00:04:08,224 Here's a thought. 78 00:04:08,248 --> 00:04:11,227 How about "Nathaniel"? All right, that's the fourth time 79 00:04:11,251 --> 00:04:13,800 you've tried to sneak "Nathaniel" past me. 80 00:04:13,824 --> 00:04:17,811 I'm putting "Peyton" back on the table. I am not naming my son after a quarterback. 81 00:04:17,835 --> 00:04:20,367 All right, here's the rest of my list. 82 00:04:20,391 --> 00:04:23,370 Lucas. It sounds like "mucus." 83 00:04:23,394 --> 00:04:25,442 Mitchum. Like the deodorant? 84 00:04:25,466 --> 00:04:26,743 Unitas. 85 00:04:26,767 --> 00:04:29,576 Oh, give me that. 86 00:04:29,600 --> 00:04:32,649 Well, we need new inspiration. 87 00:04:32,673 --> 00:04:35,282 Ooh. 88 00:04:35,306 --> 00:04:36,453 Riley. 89 00:04:36,477 --> 00:04:38,455 I like it. Who is he? 90 00:04:38,479 --> 00:04:40,627 He's a guy who... 91 00:04:40,651 --> 00:04:42,611 "Killed six, then self." 92 00:04:45,055 --> 00:04:47,434 Well, I give up. 93 00:04:47,458 --> 00:04:50,437 He's not gonna get a name. When we want him to come, 94 00:04:50,461 --> 00:04:52,469 we'll just whistle and say, "here, boy." 95 00:04:52,493 --> 00:04:55,807 Dr. Conner. Paging Dr. Conner. 96 00:04:55,831 --> 00:04:57,574 Please call admitting. Conner. 97 00:04:57,598 --> 00:04:59,846 I love it. 98 00:04:59,870 --> 00:05:02,048 Me, too. 99 00:05:02,072 --> 00:05:04,911 Oh, you finally have a name. 100 00:05:04,935 --> 00:05:07,575 Dr. Conner Delfino. 101 00:05:09,780 --> 00:05:12,319 Oh, hey. I'm going out to the mall. 102 00:05:12,343 --> 00:05:13,820 You wanna come with? 103 00:05:13,844 --> 00:05:15,322 Oh, no, thanks. 104 00:05:15,346 --> 00:05:17,824 I gotta make sure my handyman gets his wiring done. 105 00:05:17,848 --> 00:05:20,897 He screwed it up the last time. 106 00:05:20,921 --> 00:05:22,829 You realize we could've had a fire? 107 00:05:22,853 --> 00:05:24,300 Sorry, Mrs. Solis. 108 00:05:24,324 --> 00:05:27,404 All right, then. See you later. 109 00:05:32,403 --> 00:05:34,310 And... she's gone. 110 00:05:34,334 --> 00:05:37,974 Great. Let's break into her room. 111 00:05:40,541 --> 00:05:42,519 As soon I finish this, 112 00:05:42,543 --> 00:05:45,030 I'll start placing bugs in the other rooms. 113 00:05:45,054 --> 00:05:47,023 Well, isn't her room enough? 114 00:05:47,047 --> 00:05:50,026 She has a prepaid cell phone, so we can't tap it. 115 00:05:50,050 --> 00:05:52,028 Our only hope at nailing her supplier 116 00:05:52,052 --> 00:05:55,502 is to record every conversation she has in this house. 117 00:05:55,526 --> 00:05:58,665 Well, how long is that gonna take? We got a tip that she's expecting a delivery this week. 118 00:05:58,689 --> 00:06:01,668 So it won't be long before miss Leonard learns the joys 119 00:06:01,692 --> 00:06:04,616 of a little girl-on-girl action in a prison shower. 120 00:06:04,640 --> 00:06:06,613 Okay, first of all, you're a pig. 121 00:06:06,637 --> 00:06:10,847 Second of all, don't say things like that. Ellie's my friend. 122 00:06:10,871 --> 00:06:13,349 Yeah, well, your friend is a drug dealer, I.E., scum. 123 00:06:13,373 --> 00:06:15,852 Hey! You don't even know her. 124 00:06:15,876 --> 00:06:18,354 Okay, yes, she's made some bad choices, 125 00:06:18,378 --> 00:06:20,356 but deep down, she's a good person. 126 00:06:20,380 --> 00:06:23,430 Yeah, well, deep down, I hope she rots in jail. 127 00:06:23,454 --> 00:06:25,432 Okay, when this thing is over, 128 00:06:25,456 --> 00:06:28,435 let's not do the whole Christmas card thing. 129 00:06:28,459 --> 00:06:31,468 Is that your husband? No, he's at braille school. 130 00:06:36,527 --> 00:06:38,545 Gaby? 131 00:06:38,569 --> 00:06:41,478 Oh, Ellie! Hey! 132 00:06:41,502 --> 00:06:43,980 What the hell are you doing in my room?! 133 00:06:44,004 --> 00:06:46,991 We weren't expecting you back so soon. I forgot my wallet. 134 00:06:47,015 --> 00:06:49,986 Again, what the hell are you doing in my room? 135 00:06:50,010 --> 00:06:53,010 Well, we needed some privacy. See, Roy and I are lovers. 136 00:06:54,685 --> 00:06:57,163 You're having an affair with your handyman? 137 00:06:57,187 --> 00:06:59,826 I know, it's crazy. You wouldn't believe the passion. 138 00:06:59,850 --> 00:07:02,529 I mean, I was powerless to resist. 139 00:07:04,455 --> 00:07:06,573 Just... just get out of my room. 140 00:07:06,597 --> 00:07:08,857 Okay, okay. We're going. 141 00:07:14,565 --> 00:07:16,705 That's for using your tongue. 142 00:07:18,469 --> 00:07:20,787 Lots of people do missionary work, 143 00:07:20,811 --> 00:07:24,551 but few have the guts to smuggle bibles into North Korea. 144 00:07:24,575 --> 00:07:26,553 It is my distinct pleasure 145 00:07:26,577 --> 00:07:28,925 to welcome back, after four long years... 146 00:07:28,949 --> 00:07:30,426 Reverend Michael green. 147 00:07:34,485 --> 00:07:37,464 Thank you for that glorious introduction, Joe. 148 00:07:37,488 --> 00:07:40,737 Well, it's good to be back. Now if you'll all please stand 149 00:07:40,761 --> 00:07:43,731 and offer each other the lord's peace. 150 00:07:48,138 --> 00:07:50,446 Peace be with you, Bree. 151 00:07:50,470 --> 00:07:53,520 I reject your peace, and I demand you stop stalking me. 152 00:07:53,544 --> 00:07:55,852 I'm doing no such thing. 153 00:07:55,876 --> 00:07:58,525 Really? So I just happen to run into you at the dry cleaner, 154 00:07:58,549 --> 00:08:01,588 the greengrocer, the post office? We shared a life together. 155 00:08:01,612 --> 00:08:05,636 It's only natural we'd frequent the same places. Oh, please. I saw you at my nail salon. 156 00:08:05,660 --> 00:08:07,764 There's nothing in the Bible that says a man 157 00:08:07,788 --> 00:08:11,698 can't enjoy a nice pedicure. Orson, hear me when I say this. It's over. 158 00:08:11,722 --> 00:08:14,200 You have done unconscionable things 159 00:08:14,224 --> 00:08:16,207 for which I can never forgive you, 160 00:08:16,231 --> 00:08:19,005 and no amount of flitting about in my peripheral vision 161 00:08:19,029 --> 00:08:22,008 is going to change that. But there must be something I can do. 162 00:08:22,032 --> 00:08:24,480 You know I've repented. We... we can get past this. 163 00:08:24,504 --> 00:08:26,991 I know no such thing. Now be quiet. 164 00:08:27,015 --> 00:08:28,815 I'm done talking to you. 165 00:08:28,839 --> 00:08:31,988 Bree, so nice to see you again. Peace be with you. 166 00:08:32,012 --> 00:08:33,820 And also with you. 167 00:08:33,844 --> 00:08:36,554 Do not give this man peace. 168 00:08:40,250 --> 00:08:45,171 You shouldn't keep your doors unlocked, Kathy. 169 00:08:45,195 --> 00:08:49,676 Why do you think they call 'em "crimes of opportunity"? 170 00:08:49,700 --> 00:08:52,860 What do you want? 171 00:08:55,305 --> 00:08:58,545 Dylan used to have a big old scar right here, 172 00:08:58,569 --> 00:09:00,046 and now it's gone. 173 00:09:00,070 --> 00:09:02,689 I'm just curious 174 00:09:02,713 --> 00:09:05,722 how you would explain that. 175 00:09:05,746 --> 00:09:09,696 Never too early to start drinking, is it? 176 00:09:09,720 --> 00:09:12,550 She fell off her bike. 11 stitches. I remember. 177 00:09:15,886 --> 00:09:19,706 I took her to a plastic surgeon in Chicago 178 00:09:19,730 --> 00:09:21,838 'cause I didn't want her to feel self-conscious. 179 00:09:21,862 --> 00:09:23,840 Well, that's pretty convenient. 180 00:09:23,864 --> 00:09:26,973 What are you suggesting, Wayne? 181 00:09:26,997 --> 00:09:28,715 Something's not right. 182 00:09:28,739 --> 00:09:31,718 I felt it from the moment that I laid eyes on her. 183 00:09:31,742 --> 00:09:35,652 I just don't see myself in her at all. 184 00:09:35,676 --> 00:09:37,654 I told you. She's not yours. 185 00:09:37,678 --> 00:09:41,257 Yeah, but I don't see you in her either. 186 00:09:41,281 --> 00:09:43,990 So... 187 00:09:44,014 --> 00:09:46,763 Let's just settle this once and for all. 188 00:09:46,787 --> 00:09:51,167 Take a D.N.A. Test. All I need is one strand of hair. 189 00:09:51,191 --> 00:09:53,600 Knock, knock. Is this a bad time? 190 00:09:53,624 --> 00:09:57,273 - No, not at all. - Great, because we are here 191 00:09:57,297 --> 00:09:59,976 to throw ourselves on your mercy. 192 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:01,978 We are having a commitment ceremony in five days, 193 00:10:02,002 --> 00:10:04,350 and our caterer just canceled. We know it's short notice. 194 00:10:04,374 --> 00:10:08,158 Totally understand if you say no. Nonsense. I'd love to do it. 195 00:10:08,182 --> 00:10:11,017 Why don't you have a seat, and we'll talk details? 196 00:10:11,041 --> 00:10:15,361 I'm sorry. If... you're busy, we can come back later. 197 00:10:15,385 --> 00:10:18,725 No, no. No, that's okay. You stay. 198 00:10:18,749 --> 00:10:20,989 I'll come back later. 199 00:10:24,655 --> 00:10:26,132 Lynette, I'm sorry. 200 00:10:26,156 --> 00:10:28,635 When I'm told about a suspected case of child abuse, 201 00:10:28,659 --> 00:10:30,637 I am bound by law to report it. 202 00:10:30,661 --> 00:10:32,639 Okay, so what happens now? 203 00:10:32,663 --> 00:10:35,690 I'm just trying to help C.P.S. Finish their investigation. 204 00:10:35,714 --> 00:10:38,685 They'll interview your kids, their teachers, 205 00:10:38,709 --> 00:10:40,687 possibly some of your neighbors. 206 00:10:40,711 --> 00:10:44,220 My neighbors? God! I could strangle that girl. 207 00:10:44,244 --> 00:10:46,731 Honey, you might wanna stop saying things like that. 208 00:10:46,755 --> 00:10:50,396 Look, for the next few days, let Tom handle the kids. 209 00:10:50,420 --> 00:10:52,899 Any other problems between you and Kayla 210 00:10:52,923 --> 00:10:55,710 could jeopardize custody of all your children. 211 00:10:55,734 --> 00:10:58,735 Wait. They could take my children? 212 00:10:58,759 --> 00:11:01,768 No one's taking anyone. You have got to be kidding me! 213 00:11:01,792 --> 00:11:04,310 This is all a big misunderstanding. 214 00:11:04,334 --> 00:11:07,778 I'm sure that we can work this out. So what do I need to do to keep my kids? 215 00:11:07,802 --> 00:11:10,777 Well, there are a lot of things you can do. 216 00:11:10,801 --> 00:11:12,801 First, no physical discipline... 217 00:11:36,126 --> 00:11:37,804 Bob liked the idea 218 00:11:37,828 --> 00:11:40,446 of the onion and white asparagus tart. 219 00:11:40,470 --> 00:11:43,179 Wonderful! With a little goat cheese. 220 00:11:43,203 --> 00:11:46,160 Oh, and Lee asked for stuffed mushrooms. 221 00:11:46,184 --> 00:11:49,685 Those with roasted green beans as our side dishes. 222 00:11:51,711 --> 00:11:54,320 Nice tight grouping. You are not rusty at all. 223 00:11:54,344 --> 00:11:56,963 Thank you. Felt good. 224 00:11:56,987 --> 00:11:59,796 Although I always, uh, like a trip to the range, 225 00:11:59,820 --> 00:12:02,799 is there any particular reason we came here for party planning? 226 00:12:02,823 --> 00:12:04,130 Well, with Adam gone, 227 00:12:04,154 --> 00:12:06,908 I've just been feeling a little... uneasy lately. 228 00:12:06,932 --> 00:12:09,205 It's funny how having a man in the house 229 00:12:09,229 --> 00:12:11,207 can make you feel safer, 230 00:12:11,231 --> 00:12:14,210 no matter how retiring or easily spooked he might be. 231 00:12:14,234 --> 00:12:17,221 That's true. I just need to feel that if an intruder broke in, 232 00:12:17,245 --> 00:12:20,747 I could take care of it... Effectively. 233 00:12:20,771 --> 00:12:23,089 You really want to be effective? 234 00:12:23,113 --> 00:12:24,891 Try hollow points. 235 00:12:24,915 --> 00:12:27,393 These rounds you've got punch straight though, 236 00:12:27,417 --> 00:12:29,826 but a hollow point blooms on impact, 237 00:12:29,850 --> 00:12:32,420 cuts the body to shreds from the inside. 238 00:12:36,056 --> 00:12:38,756 Sounds exactly like what I need. 239 00:12:41,431 --> 00:12:42,909 Now... 240 00:12:42,933 --> 00:12:45,912 Let's talk desserts. 241 00:12:50,941 --> 00:12:53,219 I just got a call from my mom. 242 00:12:53,243 --> 00:12:54,851 My grandpa died. 243 00:12:54,875 --> 00:12:57,954 Oh, I'm so sorry. 244 00:12:57,978 --> 00:13:00,256 I know how much you loved him. 245 00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:02,758 Well, actually, I've been thinking about it. 246 00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:04,760 I know we settled on "Conner," 247 00:13:04,784 --> 00:13:08,895 but I'd, uh, I'd like to name our son after my grandfather. 248 00:13:08,919 --> 00:13:10,867 Oh. 249 00:13:10,891 --> 00:13:13,499 Well, yeah, um, 250 00:13:13,523 --> 00:13:16,510 I mean, "Conner" is just a name we picked out of thin air. 251 00:13:16,534 --> 00:13:20,076 This would mean something. So you're okay with this? 252 00:13:20,100 --> 00:13:23,079 I think it's a beautiful way to honor your grandfather. 253 00:13:23,103 --> 00:13:25,090 I mean, "James" wouldn't be my first choice, 254 00:13:25,114 --> 00:13:27,884 but it's a good, solid name. 255 00:13:27,908 --> 00:13:29,886 No, grandpa James is my dad's dad. 256 00:13:29,910 --> 00:13:31,257 This is my mom's... Maynard. 257 00:13:31,281 --> 00:13:35,891 Oh, right. Maynard. 258 00:13:37,918 --> 00:13:39,926 Oh, that's awful... 259 00:13:39,950 --> 00:13:42,228 That he died. Why didn't we think of this before? 260 00:13:42,252 --> 00:13:44,370 It's such a beautiful southern name. 261 00:13:44,394 --> 00:13:46,903 Oh, and rare, 262 00:13:46,927 --> 00:13:48,804 really rare. 263 00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:51,477 And you're right. It's a great way to honor my grandfather. 264 00:13:51,501 --> 00:13:53,279 Yeah. 265 00:13:53,303 --> 00:13:55,982 I said that, didn't I? 266 00:13:56,006 --> 00:13:57,984 Oh, shoot. We can't do it. 267 00:13:58,008 --> 00:13:59,285 Isn't your grandpa James 268 00:13:59,309 --> 00:14:01,287 significantly older than grandpa Maynard? 269 00:14:01,311 --> 00:14:03,119 Shouldn't we honor him first? 270 00:14:03,143 --> 00:14:05,992 But grandpa James isn't dead. 271 00:14:06,016 --> 00:14:08,294 You sure? It's worth a phone call. 272 00:14:08,318 --> 00:14:10,997 Actually, I've got a cousin who's named after him already, 273 00:14:11,021 --> 00:14:12,999 so we're covered. 274 00:14:13,023 --> 00:14:16,532 Thank you, Susan. This really means a lot. 275 00:14:16,556 --> 00:14:18,865 I'm gonna go call my mom. 276 00:14:20,230 --> 00:14:21,938 Oh. 277 00:14:21,962 --> 00:14:23,569 Forgive me. 278 00:14:23,593 --> 00:14:29,003 Don't look at me like that. His grandfather just died. 279 00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:33,349 Hey! Lunch is almost ready. 280 00:14:33,373 --> 00:14:36,053 I'm making your favorite. 281 00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:41,857 I take it you're still mad at me. 282 00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:45,168 Well, yeah. I just don't get why you broke into my room. 283 00:14:45,192 --> 00:14:47,934 Well, I couldn't risk doing it in my room. 284 00:14:47,958 --> 00:14:49,936 Ever since Carlos went blind, 285 00:14:49,960 --> 00:14:51,938 he's developed a strong sense of smell. 286 00:14:51,962 --> 00:14:54,946 I don't know if you happened to catch a whiff of Roy, 287 00:14:54,970 --> 00:14:56,342 but that is one telltale odor. 288 00:14:56,366 --> 00:14:58,344 Well, that's another thing, you know? 289 00:14:58,368 --> 00:15:01,007 What do you see in that guy? 290 00:15:01,031 --> 00:15:04,510 Uh, you know, he's a handyman. 291 00:15:04,534 --> 00:15:06,412 He knows how to... 292 00:15:06,436 --> 00:15:09,515 Get in there... And make stuff work. 293 00:15:09,539 --> 00:15:11,057 But he's a zero, 294 00:15:11,081 --> 00:15:13,119 and Carlos is so fantastic. 295 00:15:13,143 --> 00:15:15,461 Don't you love him? 296 00:15:15,485 --> 00:15:16,963 Of course I do. 297 00:15:16,987 --> 00:15:19,617 Carlos Solis is the love of my life. 298 00:15:21,151 --> 00:15:24,300 But, you know, sometimes you get bored, 299 00:15:24,324 --> 00:15:28,334 and a big, greasy, disgusting handyman 300 00:15:28,358 --> 00:15:30,458 really hits the spot. 301 00:15:46,076 --> 00:15:48,995 Adam, what the... You scared me half to death. 302 00:15:49,019 --> 00:15:52,528 Sorry. I let myself in. 303 00:15:52,552 --> 00:15:54,300 Why? 304 00:15:54,324 --> 00:15:56,302 Dylan told me Wayne's back. 305 00:15:56,326 --> 00:15:59,005 Why didn't you call me? Because I'm handling it. 306 00:15:59,029 --> 00:16:01,307 Yeah, she told me about the shooting range, too. 307 00:16:01,331 --> 00:16:04,010 You sure that's the best way to handle it? 308 00:16:04,034 --> 00:16:06,951 Adam, you made it very clear that you were done with me. 309 00:16:06,975 --> 00:16:08,944 But I'm not done with Dylan, 310 00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:11,447 and if Wayne's back, then I'm gonna protect her. 311 00:16:11,471 --> 00:16:15,121 So maybe I should pay him a little visit, scare him off. 312 00:16:15,145 --> 00:16:18,724 If you'd ever met Wayne, you'd know better. 313 00:16:18,748 --> 00:16:21,727 Well, then let's get Dylan out of town. 314 00:16:21,751 --> 00:16:24,251 I tried. She said she's not leaving. 315 00:16:26,556 --> 00:16:28,294 Well, I... 316 00:16:28,318 --> 00:16:30,296 I promised her a trip for graduation, 317 00:16:30,320 --> 00:16:33,299 just the three of us, anywhere she wanted to go. 318 00:16:33,323 --> 00:16:35,341 Okay. 319 00:16:35,365 --> 00:16:38,044 But what happens when the trip's over? 320 00:16:38,068 --> 00:16:40,346 Won't we just be at square one again? 321 00:16:40,370 --> 00:16:43,230 Not if we don't come back. 322 00:16:45,475 --> 00:16:48,484 Oh, Susan. He's adorable. 323 00:16:48,508 --> 00:16:51,757 He's so precious. So it's been two days now. 324 00:16:51,781 --> 00:16:55,021 Did you and Mike finally land on a name? 325 00:16:55,045 --> 00:16:56,385 Maynard. 326 00:17:02,222 --> 00:17:05,101 Maynard? 327 00:17:05,125 --> 00:17:07,073 Wow. Interesting. 328 00:17:07,097 --> 00:17:09,075 It has a very distinct ring. 329 00:17:09,099 --> 00:17:11,077 Okay, drop the act, ladies. I hate it, too. 330 00:17:11,101 --> 00:17:15,085 Mike insisted that we name him after his dead grandfather. How did he die? 331 00:17:15,109 --> 00:17:17,713 Was he beaten to death 'cause his name was Maynard? 332 00:17:17,737 --> 00:17:21,517 I know. It's terrible, but I can't change it now. 333 00:17:21,541 --> 00:17:24,520 Mike was so emotional about it. Well, then appeal to his sense of reason, 334 00:17:24,544 --> 00:17:26,027 because the name "Maynard" 335 00:17:26,051 --> 00:17:28,023 doesn't go with the name of "Delfino." 336 00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:30,496 One is German and the other is Italian, 337 00:17:30,520 --> 00:17:34,100 and we all know what happens when those folks get together. Well, I'm not sure that the world war ii argument 338 00:17:34,124 --> 00:17:37,103 is gonna fly. Come on. You have to do something. 339 00:17:37,127 --> 00:17:40,206 I mean, that name is practically abusive. Yeah, think about your son. 340 00:17:40,230 --> 00:17:42,208 People live up to the names they're given. 341 00:17:42,232 --> 00:17:44,770 If my parents hadn't named me "Gabrielle," 342 00:17:44,794 --> 00:17:48,278 who knows if I'd be this pretty? I guess that's why they didn't name you "Einstein." 343 00:17:48,302 --> 00:17:51,277 So sarcastic, but what would you expect from a "Lynette"? 344 00:17:51,301 --> 00:17:53,048 What? If your name was "Francesca," 345 00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:55,086 you wouldn't have time for sarcasm. 346 00:17:55,110 --> 00:17:59,085 You'd be too busy having sex on a Vespa. You're right. My son's future is at stake. 347 00:17:59,109 --> 00:18:03,089 I have to do something. Maybe not. We call Gabrielle "Gaby." I mean, perhaps 348 00:18:03,113 --> 00:18:06,140 there's a shortened version of "Maynard" you could live with. 349 00:18:06,164 --> 00:18:08,634 Yeah. Which says "kick my ass" less... 350 00:18:08,658 --> 00:18:10,488 "may" or "nerd"? 351 00:18:18,228 --> 00:18:20,706 What's going on? 352 00:18:20,730 --> 00:18:24,180 Lynette Scavo, I'm placing you under arrest. What? Why? Wh... for what? 353 00:18:24,204 --> 00:18:26,557 Kayla showed us the burn Mark on her arm. 354 00:18:26,581 --> 00:18:29,555 Burn Mark? What burn Mark? You see? She doesn't know anything about this. 355 00:18:29,579 --> 00:18:32,558 Okay, sir. That's enough. Now please, if we could just go back and talk about this... 356 00:18:32,582 --> 00:18:35,090 Sir, enough! Ma'am, you're gonna have to come with us. Oh! Tom. 357 00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:39,325 Okay, you know what? I'm gonna go call the attorney. I... okay. Look, look, I-I will come with you. 358 00:18:39,349 --> 00:18:42,528 Please, just don't handcuff me in front of my children. Well, you should have thought of that 359 00:18:42,552 --> 00:18:45,606 before you hurt one of them. Lynette Scavo, you have 360 00:18:45,630 --> 00:18:48,504 the right to remain silent. If you give up that right, 361 00:18:48,528 --> 00:18:51,777 anything you say can and will be used against you 362 00:18:51,801 --> 00:18:53,509 in a court of law. You have 363 00:18:53,533 --> 00:18:56,450 the right to have an attorney present during questioning. 364 00:18:56,474 --> 00:19:00,206 If you do not have one, we will appoint one for you. 365 00:19:07,277 --> 00:19:10,256 Well, I'd... I'd be delighted to speak to them, Bree. 366 00:19:10,280 --> 00:19:12,258 Perhaps I can tell 'em the story 367 00:19:12,282 --> 00:19:15,539 about the time I evaded the North Korean border patrol 368 00:19:15,563 --> 00:19:18,364 by hiding in a pile of oxen dung. 369 00:19:18,388 --> 00:19:20,135 They'll love that. 370 00:19:20,159 --> 00:19:23,209 This is gonna be the best seniors' brunch ever. 371 00:19:23,233 --> 00:19:25,311 I'm so glad you're back. 372 00:19:25,335 --> 00:19:27,613 Between you and me, reverend Sykes tended 373 00:19:27,637 --> 00:19:31,146 to pander to the congregation's progressive element. 374 00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:34,720 I prefer your more muscular brand of Christianity. 375 00:19:34,744 --> 00:19:37,323 Well, thank you, Bree. Hmm. 376 00:19:37,347 --> 00:19:39,325 I thought of you also. 377 00:19:39,349 --> 00:19:42,228 I'm so sorry to hear about Rex's passing, 378 00:19:42,252 --> 00:19:45,361 but I understand that you remarried. 379 00:19:45,385 --> 00:19:48,934 I did, but, um, I'm afraid it hasn't worked out. 380 00:19:48,958 --> 00:19:50,466 It's been rough. 381 00:19:50,490 --> 00:19:52,738 For what it's worth, I know how you feel. 382 00:19:52,762 --> 00:19:55,241 When Carolyn left me, 383 00:19:55,265 --> 00:19:57,503 the loneliness was crippling. 384 00:19:57,527 --> 00:20:00,206 I didn't know she left you. 385 00:20:00,230 --> 00:20:02,808 Yes, for our Korean grocer. 386 00:20:02,832 --> 00:20:04,350 I'll tell you, 387 00:20:04,374 --> 00:20:06,912 sometimes this merciful god of ours 388 00:20:06,936 --> 00:20:10,416 has one sick sense of humor. 389 00:20:10,440 --> 00:20:12,758 Cartman, table for 4, 7:30. 390 00:20:12,782 --> 00:20:16,362 See you then. Table for one? Yes. 391 00:20:16,386 --> 00:20:18,294 Scavo's. 392 00:20:18,318 --> 00:20:19,595 Is everything all right? 393 00:20:19,619 --> 00:20:21,597 Oh, this is a bit awkward, 394 00:20:21,621 --> 00:20:24,300 but my soon-to-be ex just walked in. 395 00:20:24,324 --> 00:20:27,338 He's been following me everywhere. For ace, 8:30 P.M. all right. 396 00:20:27,362 --> 00:20:29,875 Would you mind terribly if I took your hand? 397 00:20:29,899 --> 00:20:33,879 Maybe that way, he'll finally get the idea that I've moved on. 398 00:20:33,903 --> 00:20:37,283 My hand is at your service. 399 00:20:37,307 --> 00:20:40,316 Right this way, sir. 400 00:20:40,340 --> 00:20:42,640 Will you be needing a wine list? 401 00:20:44,414 --> 00:20:46,592 Uh... 402 00:20:46,616 --> 00:20:48,354 Actually, I... 403 00:20:48,378 --> 00:20:50,878 Think I'll be needing a new restaurant. 404 00:20:53,553 --> 00:20:55,401 Ah, it worked. 405 00:20:56,926 --> 00:20:58,764 Thank you for that. 406 00:20:58,788 --> 00:21:02,368 It was my pleasure. 407 00:21:02,392 --> 00:21:05,376 The bail bondsman said he has to run a credit check, 408 00:21:05,400 --> 00:21:08,544 then he'll wire the money. So after you've been processed, 409 00:21:08,568 --> 00:21:10,546 you can leave. 410 00:21:10,570 --> 00:21:12,247 And go where? 411 00:21:12,271 --> 00:21:14,780 I can't get within 500 feet of my children. 412 00:21:14,804 --> 00:21:18,524 Are you not up to speed on the people vs. Lynette Scavo? 413 00:21:18,548 --> 00:21:20,025 We'll figure something out. 414 00:21:20,049 --> 00:21:22,458 Mrs. Scavo, it's time to go. 415 00:21:22,482 --> 00:21:24,530 No, you'll figure something out. 416 00:21:24,554 --> 00:21:26,532 I have to go back to my cell. 417 00:21:26,556 --> 00:21:30,336 Honey, I am so sorry about this. Look it, just hang in there. 418 00:21:30,360 --> 00:21:33,460 It's only gonna be a couple more hours at the most. 419 00:21:35,965 --> 00:21:37,943 How can you talk like that? 420 00:21:37,967 --> 00:21:41,377 What else has to happen for you to get what's going on here? 421 00:21:41,401 --> 00:21:42,708 I do get it. 422 00:21:42,732 --> 00:21:45,716 But Kayla's my daughter, so I'm trying to deal with this 423 00:21:45,740 --> 00:21:47,713 in a way that protects our family. 424 00:21:47,737 --> 00:21:50,416 No, you are trying to stay on the fence 425 00:21:50,440 --> 00:21:52,718 while I fight to stop Kayla from destroying us. 426 00:21:52,742 --> 00:21:56,061 But look around you, Tom. Look where I am! 427 00:21:56,085 --> 00:21:59,765 You have got to do something now. 428 00:21:59,789 --> 00:22:02,519 Fix this. 429 00:22:13,763 --> 00:22:16,520 Well, thank you for a lovely evening, Bree. 430 00:22:16,544 --> 00:22:19,745 Oh. You know, it's funny. I don't think I'll be able 431 00:22:19,769 --> 00:22:22,348 to look at you as just another parishioner anymore. 432 00:22:22,372 --> 00:22:24,990 Now, now. We mustn't play favorites, 433 00:22:25,014 --> 00:22:27,361 although I will take that as a compliment. 434 00:22:27,385 --> 00:22:30,796 Well, take this as a compliment as well. 435 00:22:30,820 --> 00:22:32,498 Your eyes glimmer 436 00:22:32,522 --> 00:22:35,631 like the Yalu river on a moonlit night. 437 00:22:35,655 --> 00:22:38,103 Oh. 438 00:22:38,127 --> 00:22:40,766 How, um, colorfully put. 439 00:22:40,790 --> 00:22:44,410 What does that mean? 440 00:22:44,434 --> 00:22:46,872 I want you. 441 00:22:46,896 --> 00:22:49,375 Reverend green! 442 00:22:49,399 --> 00:22:51,577 When you took my hand in that restaurant, 443 00:22:51,601 --> 00:22:54,580 I could feel the electricity, and I know you felt it, too. No, I told you. 444 00:22:54,604 --> 00:22:57,383 I was only trying to send a message to my ex. 445 00:22:57,407 --> 00:22:59,385 Oh, please. There's always been sexual tension between us, 446 00:22:59,409 --> 00:23:01,387 ever since palm Sunday 1996, 447 00:23:01,411 --> 00:23:04,390 when we both reached for the same frond. 448 00:23:04,414 --> 00:23:05,861 No! 449 00:23:05,885 --> 00:23:07,863 Bree, if I took no for an answer, 450 00:23:07,887 --> 00:23:11,637 Kangwon province would still have 242 unsaved souls. 451 00:23:11,661 --> 00:23:14,099 Ohh! 452 00:23:14,123 --> 00:23:15,601 Mm. 453 00:23:15,625 --> 00:23:17,142 Oh! Aah! Oh. 454 00:23:17,166 --> 00:23:19,745 Well, now you're sending out mixed signals. 455 00:23:19,769 --> 00:23:22,448 Then let me send you a clear one. 456 00:23:22,472 --> 00:23:24,480 I am not attracted to you. 457 00:23:24,504 --> 00:23:27,112 Oh. Oh, nice. First, you use me, 458 00:23:27,136 --> 00:23:29,384 then you reject me, and now you're insulting me? 459 00:23:29,408 --> 00:23:31,887 Maybe you should go now, Mrs. Hodge. 460 00:23:31,911 --> 00:23:34,389 Oh, reverend green, please don't be upset. 461 00:23:36,916 --> 00:23:38,916 Aah! 462 00:23:43,152 --> 00:23:44,900 Shoot! 463 00:23:44,924 --> 00:23:47,534 Ellie, can you help me for a sec? 464 00:23:49,529 --> 00:23:51,577 Sure. What's... oh. 465 00:23:51,601 --> 00:23:54,540 I spilled my milk again. 466 00:23:54,564 --> 00:23:56,514 Don't worry. I'll clean it up. 467 00:23:58,638 --> 00:24:01,647 God, I'm so sick of knocking crap over. 468 00:24:01,671 --> 00:24:05,521 I don't know how Gaby puts up with me. She's a Saint. 469 00:24:05,545 --> 00:24:07,175 Yeah, well... 470 00:24:08,948 --> 00:24:10,518 "Well," what? 471 00:24:18,027 --> 00:24:19,505 Hey, sweetie. 472 00:24:19,529 --> 00:24:21,106 Hey, whore! 473 00:24:21,130 --> 00:24:23,769 Excuse me? 474 00:24:23,793 --> 00:24:26,620 I know all about your affair with the handyman. 475 00:24:26,644 --> 00:24:28,443 Ellie told me everything. 476 00:24:28,467 --> 00:24:31,216 That little snitch. 477 00:24:31,240 --> 00:24:34,019 I can't believe she did that! 478 00:24:34,043 --> 00:24:36,583 Well, thanks for letting me know. 479 00:24:40,710 --> 00:24:42,187 Uh, hello? 480 00:24:42,211 --> 00:24:44,690 Are we even gonna talk about this? 481 00:24:44,714 --> 00:24:46,701 Yeah, the second that bitch gets home, 482 00:24:46,725 --> 00:24:48,694 I'm gonna let her have it. 483 00:24:48,718 --> 00:24:51,196 Boy, you trust someone, and they just betray you. 484 00:24:51,220 --> 00:24:52,698 It sucks, you know? 485 00:24:52,722 --> 00:24:55,646 Yeah, I know! Gaby, you cheated and you got caught. 486 00:24:55,670 --> 00:24:57,643 Now will you please hand me a plate 487 00:24:57,667 --> 00:25:00,846 so I can smash it against the wall? Oh, you moron! There was no affair! 488 00:25:00,870 --> 00:25:03,779 That was the cop. Ellie caught us putting the bug in her room. 489 00:25:03,803 --> 00:25:06,186 That was just an excuse we used as a cover. 490 00:25:06,210 --> 00:25:08,213 And you expect me to believe that? 491 00:25:08,237 --> 00:25:10,556 I got news for you, Carlos. You're blind. 492 00:25:10,580 --> 00:25:12,558 You don't have a choice anymore. 493 00:25:12,582 --> 00:25:14,560 You have to believe what I tell you. 494 00:25:14,584 --> 00:25:17,071 Just like when I hand you the deodorant, 495 00:25:17,095 --> 00:25:19,995 you have to believe it's not oven cleaner. 496 00:25:20,019 --> 00:25:22,968 I know it's not fair. I know it gives me absolute power, 497 00:25:22,992 --> 00:25:25,601 but tough. You're screwed. Deal with it! 498 00:25:25,625 --> 00:25:27,025 Are we good? 499 00:25:28,798 --> 00:25:30,836 Okay. 500 00:25:30,860 --> 00:25:33,639 Thank you. Now please, I just lost a friend. 501 00:25:33,663 --> 00:25:36,113 Stop being so insensitive. 502 00:25:47,577 --> 00:25:50,025 Pastor Joe. 503 00:25:50,049 --> 00:25:53,028 I noticed that there are no programs. Oh, yes. 504 00:25:53,052 --> 00:25:55,609 Reverend green decided to change today's scripture reading. 505 00:25:55,633 --> 00:25:59,104 It's going to be Colossians 3:5. 506 00:25:59,128 --> 00:26:02,267 Oh, he wants to talk about sexual promiscuity? 507 00:26:02,291 --> 00:26:04,970 Well, it was a last minute thing. 508 00:26:04,994 --> 00:26:06,981 He came in this morning muttering about 509 00:26:07,005 --> 00:26:09,575 some "redheaded harlot" in our midst 510 00:26:09,599 --> 00:26:11,717 who needs to be unmasked. 511 00:26:11,741 --> 00:26:14,279 I don't know. I was just so relieved he was off the Koreans, 512 00:26:14,303 --> 00:26:17,183 I didn't ask questions. Excuse me a minute. 513 00:26:27,056 --> 00:26:29,334 Oh. Hello. 514 00:26:29,358 --> 00:26:32,297 Sorry. I know this is a bad time. 515 00:26:32,321 --> 00:26:34,339 Aren't you Bree Hodge's ex-husband? 516 00:26:34,363 --> 00:26:36,341 No, I'm her current husband, 517 00:26:36,365 --> 00:26:40,045 and I need to speak to you about today's sermon. 518 00:26:40,069 --> 00:26:42,648 They're a little late getting started. 519 00:26:42,672 --> 00:26:44,810 I know, and reverend green 520 00:26:44,834 --> 00:26:48,754 is usually such a stickler for punctuality. 521 00:26:48,778 --> 00:26:51,356 Well, I don't mean to be rude, 522 00:26:51,380 --> 00:26:54,359 but I don't think my sermon is any of your business. 523 00:26:54,383 --> 00:26:57,623 Let me put it this way. 524 00:26:57,647 --> 00:26:59,625 If you say anything about Bree, 525 00:26:59,649 --> 00:27:02,728 you and I are gonna have a problem. 526 00:27:02,752 --> 00:27:05,030 Well, I'm sorry you feel that way, 527 00:27:05,054 --> 00:27:07,733 but I think it's my duty as pastor 528 00:27:07,757 --> 00:27:11,637 to warn my flock when a temptress sits among us. 529 00:27:11,661 --> 00:27:13,338 Now if you'll excuse me. 530 00:27:15,404 --> 00:27:17,391 What the hell's the matter with you? 531 00:27:17,415 --> 00:27:20,385 I'm not going to let you go out there 532 00:27:20,409 --> 00:27:24,619 and trash that good woman's name. "Good woman"? She led me on. 533 00:27:24,643 --> 00:27:26,697 Who are they talking about? 534 00:27:26,721 --> 00:27:28,924 She's a flame-haired Jezebel! 535 00:27:28,948 --> 00:27:33,258 You're insane! She is the most moral person I know! 536 00:27:33,282 --> 00:27:37,069 I have no idea. Now if you'll please excuse me. Would a moral person lead a man on 537 00:27:37,093 --> 00:27:40,105 and then humiliate him? I don't care what she did to you. 538 00:27:40,129 --> 00:27:42,107 I am not going to let you publicly declare 539 00:27:42,131 --> 00:27:45,140 that Bree Hodge is a slut! Oh, dear lord. 540 00:27:53,803 --> 00:27:55,080 Then again, 541 00:27:55,104 --> 00:27:58,384 I suppose i could preach about tolerance today. 542 00:27:59,909 --> 00:28:02,427 Orson. 543 00:28:02,451 --> 00:28:04,351 Orson. 544 00:28:06,255 --> 00:28:08,433 Hello, Maynard. 545 00:28:08,457 --> 00:28:11,136 I love you, Maynard. 546 00:28:11,160 --> 00:28:14,800 My sweet little... may may. 547 00:28:14,824 --> 00:28:17,342 Mamie. 548 00:28:17,366 --> 00:28:18,826 Nerd. 549 00:28:34,143 --> 00:28:38,293 Hello. I need to change the name on my baby's birth certificate. 550 00:28:38,317 --> 00:28:41,396 Okay, last name? Delfino, Maynard. 551 00:28:41,420 --> 00:28:44,229 Where's the father? You both need to sign this. 552 00:28:44,253 --> 00:28:47,232 Oh. Working. Busy, busy, busy. 553 00:28:47,256 --> 00:28:50,375 Uh, but he told me to tell you that he's totally cool with it. 554 00:28:50,399 --> 00:28:52,477 Well, I'm busy, busy, busy, too. 555 00:28:52,501 --> 00:28:54,980 So when he's available, you can come on back, 556 00:28:55,004 --> 00:28:56,982 and we'll make the change. 557 00:28:57,006 --> 00:28:58,844 Oh. 558 00:28:58,868 --> 00:29:00,846 Uh... 559 00:29:00,870 --> 00:29:02,247 Okay. 560 00:29:02,271 --> 00:29:04,850 I'm just gonna level with you. 561 00:29:04,874 --> 00:29:07,898 My husband picked the name, and I think it's horrible, 562 00:29:07,922 --> 00:29:10,395 and I know over time, he's gonna agree. 563 00:29:10,419 --> 00:29:12,297 I don't care. Rules are rules. 564 00:29:12,321 --> 00:29:14,299 You gotta help me out here. 565 00:29:14,323 --> 00:29:16,306 I'm just trying to protect my child. 566 00:29:16,330 --> 00:29:18,503 I don't want him to go through life 567 00:29:18,527 --> 00:29:21,907 saddled with the name "Maynard." I don't see what the big deal is. 568 00:29:21,931 --> 00:29:24,409 Well, of course, you don't. You're Vanessa. 569 00:29:24,433 --> 00:29:26,917 You went through life with a beautiful name. 570 00:29:26,941 --> 00:29:29,775 That's why you have such a crackerjack personality. 571 00:29:29,799 --> 00:29:31,939 I think we're done here. 572 00:29:35,274 --> 00:29:38,258 I have a couple errands to run. Will you cover for me? 573 00:29:38,282 --> 00:29:39,777 No problem. Thanks, Griselda. 574 00:29:44,553 --> 00:29:48,093 Griselda... 575 00:29:48,117 --> 00:29:51,236 That must have been a tough name to take out on the playground. 576 00:29:51,260 --> 00:29:53,168 Yeah. 577 00:29:53,192 --> 00:29:54,900 Actually, it was. 578 00:29:56,866 --> 00:29:59,404 We should talk. 579 00:30:03,472 --> 00:30:05,956 Hi. I'm, uh, here to check on Orson Hodge. 580 00:30:05,980 --> 00:30:08,954 An ambulance brought him in less than an hour ago. 581 00:30:08,978 --> 00:30:10,785 Are you family? 582 00:30:10,809 --> 00:30:13,018 I'm his wife. 583 00:30:13,042 --> 00:30:15,220 Well, he's going to be fine. 584 00:30:15,244 --> 00:30:16,922 There's no concussion, 585 00:30:16,946 --> 00:30:19,925 but the doctors do wanna keep him here for a couple of hours. 586 00:30:19,949 --> 00:30:22,249 Should I tell him that you're here? 587 00:30:29,999 --> 00:30:33,499 No, that's all right. Let him rest. 588 00:30:37,106 --> 00:30:40,846 But please take excellent care of him. 589 00:30:40,870 --> 00:30:42,910 He's a good man. 590 00:30:54,483 --> 00:30:56,601 Gaby, can I talk to you? 591 00:30:56,625 --> 00:30:59,965 About how you snitched on me to Carlos? 592 00:30:59,989 --> 00:31:02,289 No, thanks. I'm all caught up on that. 593 00:31:04,193 --> 00:31:06,912 I'm sorry, but I know from experience 594 00:31:06,936 --> 00:31:09,474 what cheating can do to people. 595 00:31:09,498 --> 00:31:12,077 Let me guess. This story ends with you 596 00:31:12,101 --> 00:31:15,341 throwing your boyfriend's varsity jacket in the lake? 597 00:31:20,349 --> 00:31:22,427 When I was 13, 598 00:31:22,451 --> 00:31:24,930 my dad caught my mom having an affair, 599 00:31:24,954 --> 00:31:26,932 and he walked out on us. 600 00:31:26,956 --> 00:31:29,494 Oh. 601 00:31:29,518 --> 00:31:33,168 We had nothing, okay? My mom went crazy, 602 00:31:33,192 --> 00:31:35,170 and I ended up on the street. 603 00:31:35,194 --> 00:31:37,172 To survive, 604 00:31:37,196 --> 00:31:40,405 I-I had to do a bunch of stuff that I'm not proud of. 605 00:31:40,429 --> 00:31:42,569 Oh, Ellie, I'm so sorry. 606 00:31:46,435 --> 00:31:47,913 I had no idea. 607 00:31:47,937 --> 00:31:51,007 What have we got here? 608 00:31:52,381 --> 00:31:54,519 That's our guy. 609 00:31:54,543 --> 00:31:56,521 The point is, 610 00:31:56,545 --> 00:32:00,225 the one bad decision can mess up a lot of lives, 611 00:32:00,249 --> 00:32:04,069 and I just don't want that to happen to you and Carlos 612 00:32:04,093 --> 00:32:06,103 'cause I love you guys. 613 00:32:17,967 --> 00:32:19,114 Yes? 614 00:32:19,138 --> 00:32:20,615 Supplier's coming your way. 615 00:32:20,639 --> 00:32:25,090 We're gonna arrest them both, so get out of there now. 616 00:32:25,114 --> 00:32:28,023 Okay. Bye. 617 00:32:29,218 --> 00:32:32,197 Anyway, I didn't mean to get into a whole thing. 618 00:32:32,221 --> 00:32:34,699 I just wanted to say I'm sorry. 619 00:32:34,723 --> 00:32:37,032 The cops are coming. Go. 620 00:32:37,056 --> 00:32:38,003 What?! 621 00:32:38,027 --> 00:32:40,505 Police! Drop the bag! Drop the bag! 622 00:32:40,529 --> 00:32:43,368 Hands behind your head. It's a sting. 623 00:32:43,392 --> 00:32:45,462 Go out the back now. 624 00:32:55,074 --> 00:32:58,383 Adam! Mom said you were coming tonight. 625 00:32:58,407 --> 00:33:01,386 Oh, I wouldn't miss it for the world... Oh. 626 00:33:01,410 --> 00:33:04,389 So you better be on your "a" game. Okay. 627 00:33:04,413 --> 00:33:07,037 And we're all going out to dinner afterwards. 628 00:33:07,061 --> 00:33:10,035 Adam wants to tell you about your graduation present. What? What is it? 629 00:33:10,059 --> 00:33:12,637 No, no, no. You gotta wait, but I'll give you a clue. 630 00:33:12,661 --> 00:33:15,140 I hope your passport's up-to-date. 631 00:33:19,698 --> 00:33:21,676 Yeah, no. It's... it's okay, Andrew. 632 00:33:21,700 --> 00:33:23,678 You can, uh, you can just... 633 00:33:23,702 --> 00:33:25,680 You can finish it in the morning. 634 00:33:25,704 --> 00:33:28,714 Great. See ya. Bye. 635 00:33:31,180 --> 00:33:33,158 Need some help with that? 636 00:33:33,182 --> 00:33:35,190 I didn't think you liked puzzles. 637 00:33:35,214 --> 00:33:39,094 Hmm. I can give it a shot. 638 00:33:42,491 --> 00:33:46,101 I need to talk to you... 639 00:33:46,125 --> 00:33:47,372 About Lynette. 640 00:33:47,396 --> 00:33:50,505 I'm sorry I had to call Dr. Dolan, daddy, 641 00:33:50,529 --> 00:33:52,107 but she scares me. 642 00:33:52,131 --> 00:33:53,678 Yeah. 643 00:33:53,702 --> 00:33:55,510 You said that before, 644 00:33:55,534 --> 00:33:57,087 but here's the thing. 645 00:33:57,111 --> 00:33:59,084 They're gonna let Lynette go soon, 646 00:33:59,108 --> 00:34:01,086 and when they do, you guys aren't 647 00:34:01,110 --> 00:34:05,150 gonna be able to live in the same house anymore. 648 00:34:05,174 --> 00:34:07,152 You... you know that, right? 649 00:34:07,176 --> 00:34:09,494 So where is she gonna live? 650 00:34:09,518 --> 00:34:12,378 Like, in a hotel or something? 651 00:34:14,123 --> 00:34:15,600 She lives here, Kayla, 652 00:34:15,624 --> 00:34:18,603 with me and the boys and penny. 653 00:34:18,627 --> 00:34:20,205 This is her home. 654 00:34:20,229 --> 00:34:22,137 But... 655 00:34:22,161 --> 00:34:25,070 But don't worry. We're gonna find you a nice place to live. 656 00:34:25,094 --> 00:34:27,412 Daddy, I don't wanna go anywhere. 657 00:34:27,436 --> 00:34:30,145 I wanna stay here with you. 658 00:34:30,169 --> 00:34:33,778 I don't have a choice, Kayla. I need to keep you safe. 659 00:34:33,802 --> 00:34:36,252 But I made it all up. 660 00:34:38,447 --> 00:34:40,547 I lied about everything. 661 00:34:42,311 --> 00:34:44,159 I burned myself. 662 00:34:44,183 --> 00:34:47,492 And why would you do that, Kayla? 663 00:34:47,516 --> 00:34:49,194 I hate her. 664 00:34:49,218 --> 00:34:52,388 And it's so much better when it's just us. 665 00:34:58,797 --> 00:35:02,377 I see. And you'll explain all this to the police 666 00:35:02,401 --> 00:35:04,849 and Dr. Dolan and everybody, right? 667 00:35:04,873 --> 00:35:08,113 Yes, I promise. And then I can stay, right? 668 00:35:10,209 --> 00:35:12,317 No, sweetie. No. 669 00:35:12,341 --> 00:35:15,360 What you did was horrible, 670 00:35:15,384 --> 00:35:17,562 and I can't trust you anymore. 671 00:35:17,586 --> 00:35:21,226 Then I'm gonna keep lying to everybody. 672 00:35:21,250 --> 00:35:23,250 You don't want that, do you? 673 00:35:29,498 --> 00:35:32,298 Did you get all that, Dr. Dolan? 674 00:35:50,849 --> 00:35:54,299 I'm gonna go stretch my legs and check my service real quick. 675 00:35:54,323 --> 00:35:56,610 Okay, but intermission's only ten minutes. 676 00:35:56,634 --> 00:35:58,503 Yeah. 677 00:36:08,166 --> 00:36:11,216 Excuse me. Could you give me a hand? 678 00:36:11,240 --> 00:36:14,219 What's up? Nail in my tire. I gotta change it now 679 00:36:14,243 --> 00:36:16,686 'cause I need to leave after my daughter's solo. 680 00:36:16,710 --> 00:36:19,384 I'm... I'm catching a red-eye. Yeah, sure. I can help. 681 00:36:19,408 --> 00:36:22,227 Oh, thanks. I'm right over here. 682 00:36:22,251 --> 00:36:24,389 Wow, this thing's really flat. 683 00:36:24,413 --> 00:36:26,600 Usually with a nail, you get a slow leak. 684 00:36:26,624 --> 00:36:29,294 Yeah. I'm lucky I even made it here. 685 00:36:29,318 --> 00:36:30,595 Well, I got this. 686 00:36:30,619 --> 00:36:33,338 You grab the spare. 687 00:36:33,362 --> 00:36:35,640 My daughter's the one that plays the cello. 688 00:36:35,664 --> 00:36:37,642 Which one is your daughter? 689 00:36:37,666 --> 00:36:40,366 That's the other thing I need your help with. 690 00:37:05,594 --> 00:37:06,931 Oh, honey, 691 00:37:06,955 --> 00:37:10,225 can you get all my toiletries out of the bathroom? 692 00:37:12,801 --> 00:37:15,610 What are those? 693 00:37:15,634 --> 00:37:18,614 Well, it's cute, aren't they? It's a hospital tradition. 694 00:37:20,439 --> 00:37:22,917 Get them out of here now. 695 00:37:22,941 --> 00:37:25,350 Why? Because my husband 696 00:37:25,374 --> 00:37:26,701 is terrified of balloons. 697 00:37:26,725 --> 00:37:29,794 He was once molested by a clown. 698 00:37:29,818 --> 00:37:32,818 - Oh, my gosh. - Oh, I got it. 699 00:37:36,825 --> 00:37:38,763 What's going on? 700 00:37:38,787 --> 00:37:41,727 I'm sorry, sir. We didn't know about the clown. 701 00:37:43,962 --> 00:37:47,642 Why does that say "Conner"? Is that what it said? 702 00:37:47,666 --> 00:37:50,315 We had "Maynard" ones printed up, 703 00:37:50,339 --> 00:37:52,547 but Mrs. Delfino... Shh! 704 00:37:52,571 --> 00:37:54,319 Went to the records office... 705 00:37:54,343 --> 00:37:58,383 Susan... what's going on? 706 00:37:58,407 --> 00:37:59,754 Well... 707 00:37:59,778 --> 00:38:02,727 I hate the name "Maynard." 708 00:38:02,751 --> 00:38:04,729 Really? I like it... get out. 709 00:38:04,753 --> 00:38:06,393 Oh. 710 00:38:08,657 --> 00:38:11,396 I'm sorry. I... 711 00:38:11,420 --> 00:38:15,290 I just want our kid to have a great name. 712 00:38:16,795 --> 00:38:19,565 I don't think "Maynard" is great. 713 00:38:24,302 --> 00:38:27,952 You wanna know what is great? 714 00:38:27,976 --> 00:38:30,855 My grandfather... 715 00:38:30,879 --> 00:38:34,419 Started the first integrated elementary school in Tennessee. 716 00:38:34,443 --> 00:38:36,821 And you know what else is great? 717 00:38:36,845 --> 00:38:38,823 When my dad went to prison, 718 00:38:38,847 --> 00:38:41,766 the state wanted to put me in the system. 719 00:38:41,790 --> 00:38:43,768 My grandfather wouldn't let 'em. 720 00:38:43,792 --> 00:38:45,770 He took in my mom and me 721 00:38:45,794 --> 00:38:47,772 and sacrificed everything 722 00:38:47,796 --> 00:38:50,426 just to make sure we had a great life. 723 00:38:52,330 --> 00:38:54,339 Wow. 724 00:38:54,363 --> 00:38:56,341 I didn't know about that. 725 00:38:56,365 --> 00:39:00,385 Susan, I don't want to just give our son a name. 726 00:39:00,409 --> 00:39:05,950 I want to give him someone to live up to. 727 00:39:05,974 --> 00:39:07,384 Mm. 728 00:39:15,424 --> 00:39:17,464 Maynard. 729 00:39:18,957 --> 00:39:20,465 Let's hope he's worthy. 730 00:39:20,489 --> 00:39:25,489 Well, that part's up to us. 731 00:39:29,968 --> 00:39:32,877 Well, that's all of her things. 732 00:39:32,901 --> 00:39:36,951 Well, we should probably get going, hmm? 733 00:39:36,975 --> 00:39:38,953 We found a hotel with a pool for tonight. 734 00:39:38,977 --> 00:39:41,907 Maybe you and grandpa can go swimming. 735 00:39:48,557 --> 00:39:51,536 Sheila, can I talk to her for a sec? 736 00:39:53,492 --> 00:39:56,741 Honey, I know this is hard on you. 737 00:39:56,765 --> 00:39:59,944 But I'm gonna come visit you at grandpa and grandma's 738 00:39:59,968 --> 00:40:01,446 all the time. 739 00:40:01,470 --> 00:40:04,170 So it's not like it's good-bye forever. 740 00:40:10,739 --> 00:40:13,458 Kayla... 741 00:40:13,482 --> 00:40:15,920 I'm sorry how everything turned out. 742 00:40:15,944 --> 00:40:19,554 No, you're not. 743 00:40:22,821 --> 00:40:26,051 Okay, then. 744 00:40:28,457 --> 00:40:30,097 I love you, baby. 745 00:40:32,130 --> 00:40:33,730 Have a safe trip. 746 00:40:50,719 --> 00:40:54,158 Daddy! I'm sorry! 747 00:40:54,182 --> 00:40:57,462 Daddy, I'm sorry! Please! 748 00:40:57,486 --> 00:41:01,126 Daddy! Please! 749 00:41:15,103 --> 00:41:17,221 What's in a name? 750 00:41:17,245 --> 00:41:21,125 Do the labels we attach to people 751 00:41:21,149 --> 00:41:25,960 tell us everything we need to know? 752 00:41:25,984 --> 00:41:28,593 If we say she's just a child, 753 00:41:28,617 --> 00:41:32,017 does this mean she's truly innocent? 754 00:41:33,622 --> 00:41:39,502 Does calling her a drug dealer prove she's purely evil? 755 00:41:42,500 --> 00:41:44,879 Will a man known as "preacher" 756 00:41:44,903 --> 00:41:48,643 always practice what he preaches? 757 00:41:50,579 --> 00:41:53,257 Can a man branded a villain 758 00:41:53,281 --> 00:41:57,922 possess the qualities of a hero? 759 00:41:57,946 --> 00:41:59,624 The truth is, 760 00:41:59,648 --> 00:42:04,148 a name can never really tell you who someone is... 761 00:42:13,531 --> 00:42:15,209 Who are you? 762 00:42:15,233 --> 00:42:19,744 Any more than it can tell you what they're capable of. 763 00:42:19,768 --> 00:42:22,547 I'm Wayne Davis... 764 00:42:23,572 --> 00:42:26,582 And we're about to have some fun.