1 00:00:00,671 --> 00:00:02,109 Previously on... 2 00:00:02,133 --> 00:00:04,751 Bree discovered a family secret. 3 00:00:04,775 --> 00:00:06,213 Oh, I'm gonna be sick. 4 00:00:06,237 --> 00:00:08,385 Lynette struggled with chemotherapy... 5 00:00:09,680 --> 00:00:12,459 While Susan took joy in being pregnant... 6 00:00:12,483 --> 00:00:14,721 I'm eating for two. 7 00:00:14,745 --> 00:00:17,994 The biggest obstacle to Carlos and Gaby... 8 00:00:18,018 --> 00:00:20,427 The I.R.S. Could make me testify against you. 9 00:00:20,451 --> 00:00:23,670 Was the promise Edie forced Carlos to make. We're engaged. 10 00:00:23,694 --> 00:00:26,033 I really did care for Edie, 11 00:00:26,057 --> 00:00:29,176 but I can't let her ruin my life. 12 00:00:29,200 --> 00:00:32,139 Trevor! Over here! 13 00:00:32,163 --> 00:00:35,782 All children love to play games. 14 00:00:35,806 --> 00:00:38,185 But before they can race their bikes 15 00:00:38,209 --> 00:00:40,617 or jump their ropes 16 00:00:40,641 --> 00:00:43,120 or toss their frisbees, 17 00:00:43,144 --> 00:00:46,531 children understand they must first convince their friends 18 00:00:46,555 --> 00:00:48,525 to play along with them. 19 00:00:48,549 --> 00:00:51,558 The same is true for adults. 20 00:00:51,582 --> 00:00:53,060 Hi, Gaby. It's me. 21 00:00:53,084 --> 00:00:55,071 I'm throwing a party Saturday night. 22 00:00:55,095 --> 00:00:56,563 Guess what kind? 23 00:00:56,587 --> 00:00:58,565 A charades party? 24 00:00:58,589 --> 00:01:02,209 Didn't you just throw one? No, that was a year ago. 25 00:01:02,233 --> 00:01:05,312 Oh. Right. Guess it's time for another one. 26 00:01:05,336 --> 00:01:07,074 Sure is. Can you come? 27 00:01:07,098 --> 00:01:08,575 Um... sorry. 28 00:01:08,599 --> 00:01:12,219 Victor needs me at this... political thing. 29 00:01:12,243 --> 00:01:13,820 Damn. Damn, damn. 30 00:01:13,844 --> 00:01:15,582 Aw! You have to come. 31 00:01:15,606 --> 00:01:18,125 You're the best charades player I know. 32 00:01:18,149 --> 00:01:21,057 That's sweet.. And totally accurate. 33 00:01:21,081 --> 00:01:23,360 But I'm really whipped from the chemo, so... 34 00:01:23,384 --> 00:01:25,437 Oh, there's my other line. 35 00:01:25,461 --> 00:01:28,435 Can you ask me next time, okay, hon? Okay, bye. 36 00:01:30,090 --> 00:01:31,398 Hello? 37 00:01:31,422 --> 00:01:34,341 Oh, hey, Bree. Mm, what's up? 38 00:01:34,365 --> 00:01:37,344 Well, I stopped by Katherine's last night just to get a recipe, 39 00:01:37,368 --> 00:01:39,606 and you'll never believe what I overheard. 40 00:01:39,630 --> 00:01:42,078 She slapped her kid?! No! 41 00:01:42,102 --> 00:01:43,650 Yes, and get this... 42 00:01:43,674 --> 00:01:46,658 When Adam said Dylan was just going to keep asking questions, 43 00:01:46,682 --> 00:01:48,655 Katherine said... and I quote... 44 00:01:48,679 --> 00:01:51,658 "well, we're just gonna have to find better lies." 45 00:01:51,682 --> 00:01:54,666 Qoh, hang on. I've got another call. Don't answer it! 46 00:01:54,690 --> 00:01:57,524 It's Susan. She's hosting another game night. 47 00:01:57,548 --> 00:02:00,327 Another one? It's time for an anonymous letter. 48 00:02:00,351 --> 00:02:04,131 Wait... is Katherine going to Susan's charade night? 49 00:02:04,155 --> 00:02:05,432 Probably. Why? 50 00:02:05,456 --> 00:02:07,134 We should go, too. 51 00:02:07,158 --> 00:02:10,337 Get a few drinks in her, see if she loosens up. 52 00:02:10,361 --> 00:02:12,339 Well, I doubt a woman like Katherine 53 00:02:12,363 --> 00:02:14,181 is gonna spill her secrets 54 00:02:14,205 --> 00:02:16,513 just because she's had a little wine. I don't know. 55 00:02:16,537 --> 00:02:18,515 You came out with some interesting things 56 00:02:18,539 --> 00:02:21,218 before you swore off the sauce. Well, none that I recall. 57 00:02:21,242 --> 00:02:23,520 Didn't you tell me you lost your virginity 58 00:02:23,544 --> 00:02:27,131 in the back seat of a... point well taken. I'll bring the wine. 59 00:02:27,155 --> 00:02:28,595 Susan, good news. 60 00:02:28,619 --> 00:02:31,258 We can come to the party after all. 61 00:02:31,282 --> 00:02:33,560 Hey, you know who else you should invite? 62 00:02:33,584 --> 00:02:37,304 Yeah, I am feeling much better, so count me in. 63 00:02:37,328 --> 00:02:39,306 Will our new neighbor be coming? 64 00:02:39,330 --> 00:02:41,738 Of course! I love your charades parties. 65 00:02:41,762 --> 00:02:45,542 And I hope you're inviting that delightful Katherine Mayfair. 66 00:02:48,339 --> 00:02:50,877 So you were paid a very nice compliment today. 67 00:02:50,901 --> 00:02:52,719 I was? Yes. 68 00:02:52,743 --> 00:02:54,726 I am hosting a charades party, 69 00:02:54,750 --> 00:02:56,723 and all of my friends went out their way 70 00:02:56,747 --> 00:02:59,326 to insist I invite you. Really? 71 00:02:59,350 --> 00:03:01,258 Mm-hmm. 72 00:03:01,282 --> 00:03:04,491 Yes, not all adults like to play games. 73 00:03:04,515 --> 00:03:08,495 But the ones who do... 74 00:03:08,519 --> 00:03:16,519 Play to win. 75 00:03:22,833 --> 00:03:26,353 Stella Wingfield hated to cook. 76 00:03:26,377 --> 00:03:28,455 Still, she spent that Friday morning 77 00:03:28,479 --> 00:03:30,357 grating cheese... 78 00:03:30,381 --> 00:03:33,220 And greasing a pan... 79 00:03:33,244 --> 00:03:36,423 And laying in macaroni 80 00:03:36,447 --> 00:03:40,267 because her eldest daughter was sick, 81 00:03:40,291 --> 00:03:43,930 and Stella could no longer sit by and do nothing. 82 00:03:43,954 --> 00:03:45,272 Lunchtime! 83 00:03:45,296 --> 00:03:47,374 Oh. No, thanks. 84 00:03:47,398 --> 00:03:49,236 Oh, come on. I made it for you special. 85 00:03:49,260 --> 00:03:51,238 You've gotta keep your strength up. 86 00:03:51,262 --> 00:03:52,909 I appreciate the effort, 87 00:03:52,933 --> 00:03:55,417 but I told you, I can't keep anything down, 88 00:03:55,441 --> 00:03:58,445 and f.Y.I., Mac and cheese is halfway to vomit. 89 00:03:58,469 --> 00:04:01,518 You might as well have given me a plate of creamed corn. 90 00:04:01,542 --> 00:04:04,220 Aren't you taking the anti-nausea drug? 91 00:04:04,244 --> 00:04:05,692 Yeah, I am taking it. 92 00:04:05,716 --> 00:04:07,694 It's just... not working. 93 00:04:07,718 --> 00:04:10,257 Oh. Well, um... 94 00:04:10,281 --> 00:04:13,229 I know something that might help your nausea 95 00:04:13,253 --> 00:04:15,532 andboost your appetite. 96 00:04:15,556 --> 00:04:20,737 Um... perhaps a little visit from my old friend... 97 00:04:20,761 --> 00:04:22,431 Mary Jane? 98 00:04:24,034 --> 00:04:25,812 You're suggesting pot? 99 00:04:25,836 --> 00:04:28,815 A lot of chemo patients use it. Hell, I did. 100 00:04:28,839 --> 00:04:29,846 Yeah. 101 00:04:29,870 --> 00:04:31,978 Oh, come on. 102 00:04:32,002 --> 00:04:35,322 Let mama score you some kick-ass chronic. 103 00:04:35,346 --> 00:04:38,485 "Kick-ass chronic"? 104 00:04:38,509 --> 00:04:39,856 Uh-huh. You're a grandmother. 105 00:04:39,880 --> 00:04:42,359 Shouldn't you be off somewhere knitting an Afghan? 106 00:04:42,383 --> 00:04:44,531 Just trying to ease your pain. 107 00:04:44,555 --> 00:04:47,263 Well, thanks, 108 00:04:47,287 --> 00:04:49,265 but I prefer not to get my medication 109 00:04:49,289 --> 00:04:51,489 from some guy under a bridge. 110 00:04:55,326 --> 00:04:56,826 Suit yourself. 111 00:05:03,834 --> 00:05:06,783 Hey. 112 00:05:06,807 --> 00:05:08,315 What's this? 113 00:05:08,339 --> 00:05:10,286 A crib. 114 00:05:10,310 --> 00:05:12,789 Oh, and look... 115 00:05:12,813 --> 00:05:14,321 Safety latch. 116 00:05:14,345 --> 00:05:16,323 I figured if the baby takes after you, 117 00:05:16,347 --> 00:05:17,824 "accident-proof" is key. 118 00:05:17,848 --> 00:05:19,896 Honey, you know, I'm still in my first trimester. 119 00:05:19,920 --> 00:05:22,068 Um, don't you think it's a little early 120 00:05:22,092 --> 00:05:23,570 to be making cribs? 121 00:05:23,594 --> 00:05:25,911 Early would be painting it pink or blue. 122 00:05:25,935 --> 00:05:27,904 But... 123 00:05:27,928 --> 00:05:30,737 I got both, so we're covered either way. 124 00:05:30,761 --> 00:05:33,309 Great. 125 00:05:33,333 --> 00:05:36,343 And whether it's a boy or a girl, 126 00:05:36,367 --> 00:05:38,615 colts fan. That'snon-negotiable. 127 00:05:38,639 --> 00:05:39,946 Mm. 128 00:05:39,970 --> 00:05:42,940 Um, Bree's home. I'll be right back. 129 00:05:47,778 --> 00:05:49,426 Look sharp. It's Susan. 130 00:05:49,450 --> 00:05:51,428 God, it's getting harder and harder 131 00:05:51,452 --> 00:05:53,430 to keep her at arm's length. 132 00:05:53,454 --> 00:05:55,437 I never knew she was such a hugger. 133 00:05:55,461 --> 00:05:58,435 You want me to run interference? No, no. I'm getting good at props. 134 00:05:58,459 --> 00:05:59,636 Yeah? Good. 135 00:05:59,660 --> 00:06:01,868 Hey, Susan! What's up? 136 00:06:01,892 --> 00:06:03,440 I need a favor. 137 00:06:03,464 --> 00:06:04,747 Um, I remember you mentioning 138 00:06:04,771 --> 00:06:06,443 that you liked your obstetrician. 139 00:06:06,467 --> 00:06:08,445 Can I get his number? 140 00:06:08,469 --> 00:06:10,747 I thought you were using Dr. Mayfair. 141 00:06:10,771 --> 00:06:13,349 Yeah, I don't know. It's getting a little weird. 142 00:06:13,373 --> 00:06:15,356 You know, Adam is my neighbor. 143 00:06:15,380 --> 00:06:17,854 But you don't mind Orson being your dentist. 144 00:06:17,878 --> 00:06:19,856 Well, that's because I don't blush 145 00:06:19,880 --> 00:06:22,389 when Orson says, "open wide." 146 00:06:22,413 --> 00:06:25,397 You know, my o.B. Is all the way across town. 147 00:06:25,421 --> 00:06:27,494 You just do not want to drive that far. 148 00:06:27,518 --> 00:06:29,496 Oh, well, we could schedule our appointments together 149 00:06:29,520 --> 00:06:30,597 and carpool. 150 00:06:30,621 --> 00:06:32,599 You know... Pregnant gals on the road. 151 00:06:32,623 --> 00:06:34,471 It does sound fun, 152 00:06:34,495 --> 00:06:37,704 but I don't think my doctor's taking on any new patients. 153 00:06:37,728 --> 00:06:40,707 Oh, I can talk him into it. What's his name? 154 00:06:40,731 --> 00:06:42,479 I, um... 155 00:06:42,503 --> 00:06:44,411 Don't remember. 156 00:06:44,435 --> 00:06:46,082 You don't remember? 157 00:06:46,106 --> 00:06:48,885 No. You know, I usually just call him "doctor." 158 00:06:48,909 --> 00:06:51,579 Bree, just get me the number. 159 00:07:06,196 --> 00:07:07,504 Ooh. 160 00:07:07,528 --> 00:07:10,006 Here you go, but please don't mention my name. 161 00:07:10,030 --> 00:07:12,008 As I said, you know, he's overbooked, 162 00:07:12,032 --> 00:07:15,016 and I just don't want to get on his bad side. 163 00:07:15,040 --> 00:07:18,645 I'm so excited. Pregnant gals sharing a doctor! 164 00:07:20,070 --> 00:07:21,417 Ah-choo! 165 00:07:21,441 --> 00:07:23,920 Oh, bless you. Oh! Sorry, probably just allergies, 166 00:07:23,944 --> 00:07:27,161 but, you know, you don't want to take any chances. 167 00:07:27,185 --> 00:07:28,977 Right. 168 00:07:35,926 --> 00:07:37,433 Hey. 169 00:07:37,457 --> 00:07:39,536 Can I get a drink? 170 00:07:39,560 --> 00:07:41,060 Yeah, sure. 171 00:07:46,637 --> 00:07:50,076 By the way, you missed a spot. 172 00:07:50,100 --> 00:07:51,548 Oh, thanks. 173 00:07:51,572 --> 00:07:52,842 Anytime. 174 00:07:59,810 --> 00:08:02,559 I'd say the car is clean enough. 175 00:08:02,583 --> 00:08:03,630 Katherine. 176 00:08:03,654 --> 00:08:07,033 You two seemed awfully friendly. Do you know her? 177 00:08:07,057 --> 00:08:10,837 No. We said two words. She criticized my car washing. Hmm. It's funny. 178 00:08:10,861 --> 00:08:13,970 When I criticize you, you don't put on a big, goofy grin. 179 00:08:13,994 --> 00:08:15,972 You really need to stop this. 180 00:08:15,996 --> 00:08:18,975 Given our history, shouldn't I be saying that to you? 181 00:08:18,999 --> 00:08:20,977 Katherine, I can't just not speak to women. 182 00:08:21,001 --> 00:08:23,680 I'm a gynecologist, for god's sake. 183 00:08:23,704 --> 00:08:26,553 Yes, I know. 184 00:08:26,577 --> 00:08:29,686 But you don't have to bring your work home with you. 185 00:08:39,920 --> 00:08:42,799 You leaving already? 186 00:08:42,823 --> 00:08:46,910 Ah, Edie asked me to help her pick out a gift for her sister, 187 00:08:46,934 --> 00:08:49,606 so I gotta swing by the mall. 188 00:08:49,630 --> 00:08:51,608 When can I see you next? 189 00:08:51,632 --> 00:08:54,541 Well, Victor has a teachers' union thing 190 00:08:54,565 --> 00:08:55,882 on Thursday. 191 00:08:55,906 --> 00:08:58,514 Guess I'll see you on Thursday. 192 00:08:58,538 --> 00:09:00,687 Carlos, what's happening here? 193 00:09:00,711 --> 00:09:04,891 I mean, with us. Why are we still sneaking around? 194 00:09:04,915 --> 00:09:06,993 You know exactly why. 195 00:09:07,017 --> 00:09:09,996 Oh, come on. Edie's recovered from her little suicide attempt. 196 00:09:10,020 --> 00:09:12,999 Don't you think it's time to move on? I've got some things going on, 197 00:09:13,023 --> 00:09:16,267 and I need them to pay off before I can make a move. 198 00:09:16,291 --> 00:09:18,264 Really, I don't have a choice. 199 00:09:18,288 --> 00:09:20,266 Okay, but if you did have a choice, 200 00:09:20,290 --> 00:09:22,268 would it be a hard one? 201 00:09:22,292 --> 00:09:26,276 I mean, it's not like you're in love with Edie, is it? No, I don't love Edie. 202 00:09:26,300 --> 00:09:29,275 And I've got a plan to get her out of my life forever. 203 00:09:29,299 --> 00:09:31,839 Just give me two weeks, okay? 204 00:09:33,343 --> 00:09:35,713 A bracelet's always nice. 205 00:09:38,749 --> 00:09:41,127 For Edie's sister. 206 00:09:41,151 --> 00:09:42,651 Good idea. 207 00:10:06,076 --> 00:10:09,686 Here's the thing... My daughter has cancer. 208 00:10:09,710 --> 00:10:11,988 She's so nauseous, she's stopped eating, 209 00:10:12,012 --> 00:10:14,999 and I can't just stand by and watch her waste away. 210 00:10:15,023 --> 00:10:16,663 So I asked around, 211 00:10:16,687 --> 00:10:20,366 and people thought you might be able to get me what I need. 212 00:10:20,390 --> 00:10:22,028 You follow my drift? 213 00:10:22,052 --> 00:10:24,030 Um... yeah. 214 00:10:24,054 --> 00:10:26,207 You... you want me to score you some weed. 215 00:10:26,231 --> 00:10:28,635 The best stuff you can get. 216 00:10:28,659 --> 00:10:30,629 Nothing's too good for my little girl. 217 00:10:44,014 --> 00:10:46,192 Darling? What is it? 218 00:10:46,216 --> 00:10:48,925 Well, I don't want you to worry. 219 00:10:48,949 --> 00:10:52,158 I-I just got off the phone with the convent. 220 00:10:52,182 --> 00:10:55,902 It seems Danielle took a little spill. 221 00:10:55,926 --> 00:10:58,104 You're 8 1/2 months pregnant! 222 00:10:58,128 --> 00:11:00,967 What in heaven's name were you doing roller-blading? 223 00:11:00,991 --> 00:11:03,670 I'm bored. All I do is lay around. 224 00:11:03,694 --> 00:11:06,177 In your condition, that's what you should be doing. 225 00:11:06,201 --> 00:11:09,275 And where on earth did you get skates in a convent? 226 00:11:09,299 --> 00:11:11,818 I borrowed them from one of the eating disorder girls. 227 00:11:11,842 --> 00:11:13,820 They have all the good exercise equipment. 228 00:11:13,844 --> 00:11:15,021 Danielle, 229 00:11:15,045 --> 00:11:17,183 what if your reckless behavior had hurt the baby? 230 00:11:17,207 --> 00:11:19,926 They're going to examine me. I'm sure the baby's fine. 231 00:11:19,950 --> 00:11:21,928 Yes, and it is going to stay that way 232 00:11:21,952 --> 00:11:23,930 because I have instructed sister Theresa 233 00:11:23,954 --> 00:11:25,937 to keep you sequestered in your room 234 00:11:25,961 --> 00:11:28,695 until the baby is born. What am I supposed to do for fun? 235 00:11:28,719 --> 00:11:31,437 You won't even get me a DVD player. 236 00:11:31,461 --> 00:11:34,440 Well, I was hoping that you could use these last few weeks 237 00:11:34,464 --> 00:11:36,111 for reflection and personal growth. 238 00:11:36,135 --> 00:11:37,874 I hate you. 239 00:11:37,898 --> 00:11:41,798 Clearly, it would be time well spent. 240 00:11:48,338 --> 00:11:49,816 How was the lasagne? 241 00:11:49,840 --> 00:11:51,818 Why don't you ask it yourself? 242 00:11:51,842 --> 00:11:53,319 Honey. Sorry. 243 00:11:53,343 --> 00:11:55,321 At least eat a little. 244 00:11:55,345 --> 00:11:57,463 We need you in fighting form for charades tonight. 245 00:11:57,487 --> 00:11:59,966 Yeah, about that... I don't think I'm gonna make it. 246 00:11:59,990 --> 00:12:03,199 You have to! You are the charades assassin. 247 00:12:03,223 --> 00:12:05,706 They still talk about the night that you guessed 248 00:12:05,730 --> 00:12:08,204 "the americanization of Emily" in 15 seconds. 249 00:12:08,228 --> 00:12:09,375 12. 250 00:12:09,399 --> 00:12:11,377 And that's my point. I'm undefeated. 251 00:12:11,401 --> 00:12:13,379 Why spoil my winning streak 252 00:12:13,403 --> 00:12:15,812 by playing when I'm not up to it? 253 00:12:15,836 --> 00:12:17,713 Honey, people... Know that you're sick. 254 00:12:17,737 --> 00:12:20,716 They don't expect you to be at your absolute best. 255 00:12:21,912 --> 00:12:25,221 Tom, hair loss and constant nausea... 256 00:12:25,245 --> 00:12:26,722 Those are inconveniences. 257 00:12:26,746 --> 00:12:28,354 Losing at charades to Susan meyer... 258 00:12:28,378 --> 00:12:30,927 That is just flat-out intolerable. 259 00:12:33,824 --> 00:12:35,301 Hey, Andrew. Hey. 260 00:12:35,325 --> 00:12:37,804 What's up? Hey, Mr. Scavo, um, 261 00:12:37,828 --> 00:12:40,807 a package for Lynette's mom got delivered to our house 262 00:12:40,831 --> 00:12:43,369 by mistake, so... Oh! I'm coming. I've got it, Tom. 263 00:12:43,393 --> 00:12:48,173 It's a pattern. I'm... Knitting Lynette an Afghan. 264 00:13:29,910 --> 00:13:33,259 A friend of mine recommended this place. 265 00:13:33,283 --> 00:13:35,270 It's not exactly what I expected. 266 00:13:38,548 --> 00:13:41,227 Must be one heck of a doctor, though, huh? 267 00:13:41,251 --> 00:13:44,821 I don't know. I just come here to buy clean urine. 268 00:13:47,998 --> 00:13:49,105 Shoo! 269 00:13:49,129 --> 00:13:51,938 Those are only for grown-ups. Why? 270 00:13:51,962 --> 00:13:54,440 Because that have special medicine in them. 271 00:13:54,464 --> 00:13:57,088 Like the grown-up iced tea you always drink? 272 00:13:57,112 --> 00:13:59,085 Similar. How about some ice cream instead? 273 00:13:59,109 --> 00:14:02,218 And you can watch TV till your eyes fall out. 274 00:14:02,242 --> 00:14:03,389 Yeah! Awesome. 275 00:14:03,413 --> 00:14:04,991 Youstay. 276 00:14:05,015 --> 00:14:08,024 Grandma needs a favor, 277 00:14:08,048 --> 00:14:11,848 and you've got just the face for it. 278 00:14:14,024 --> 00:14:17,463 Wow, sweetie. Those really look delicious, 279 00:14:17,487 --> 00:14:20,306 but I just don't feel like eating right now. 280 00:14:20,330 --> 00:14:22,008 Just one, mom? 281 00:14:22,032 --> 00:14:24,140 I made them special... 282 00:14:24,164 --> 00:14:26,204 Just for you. 283 00:14:36,346 --> 00:14:40,006 Mmm. This really is delicious. 284 00:14:51,591 --> 00:14:53,569 Now if there's an emergency, 285 00:14:53,593 --> 00:14:56,072 you can reach me on my cell phone. 286 00:14:56,096 --> 00:14:58,574 Or they can just walk across the street. 287 00:14:58,598 --> 00:15:01,628 Have fun, girls. Don't do anything I would do. 288 00:15:03,403 --> 00:15:06,182 Adam seems really laid-back. 289 00:15:06,206 --> 00:15:09,055 Yeah, he's pretty cool. 290 00:15:09,079 --> 00:15:13,089 Of course, everyone seems cool compared to robo-mom. 291 00:15:13,113 --> 00:15:15,096 Hey, you never told me. 292 00:15:15,120 --> 00:15:17,663 What happened when you asked her about your real dad? 293 00:15:17,687 --> 00:15:20,166 She freaked out, just like I thought. 294 00:15:20,190 --> 00:15:22,929 She wouldn't tell me anything. 295 00:15:22,953 --> 00:15:26,072 Well... 296 00:15:26,096 --> 00:15:28,474 There are other ways to find things out. 297 00:15:28,498 --> 00:15:30,476 Does your mom keep any old papers? 298 00:15:30,500 --> 00:15:33,079 You know, letters, diaries? 299 00:15:33,103 --> 00:15:35,081 Not that she shows me. 300 00:15:35,105 --> 00:15:37,383 There's stuff in the storage room upstairs, 301 00:15:37,407 --> 00:15:40,267 but it's locked, so forget about it. 302 00:15:43,113 --> 00:15:45,123 What kind of lock is it? 303 00:15:48,979 --> 00:15:52,098 Oh, come on in. I was hoping you were Susan. 304 00:15:52,122 --> 00:15:54,000 She's not here? 305 00:15:54,024 --> 00:15:56,211 No, and she's not answering her cell phone. Where is she? 306 00:15:56,235 --> 00:15:58,664 Well, she had an appointment with this new obstetrician 307 00:15:58,688 --> 00:16:01,437 over on river street, but she should be here by now. 308 00:16:01,461 --> 00:16:03,439 Why would she see a doctor over there? 309 00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:05,446 That's a terrible neighborhood. It is? 310 00:16:05,470 --> 00:16:06,942 Yes. Don't you remember? 311 00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:09,445 That's where they murdered those two prostitutes last year. 312 00:16:09,469 --> 00:16:11,377 We should help Mike with the food. 313 00:16:11,401 --> 00:16:13,449 - Knock, knock. - We're here. 314 00:16:13,473 --> 00:16:14,680 Oh, good! 315 00:16:14,704 --> 00:16:17,061 Katherine, I was hoping we'd get a chance to chat. 316 00:16:17,085 --> 00:16:20,426 Open this now. 317 00:16:20,450 --> 00:16:23,589 Ugh. Susan's parties are always such a snoozefest. 318 00:16:23,613 --> 00:16:26,100 The only thing people will be miming is 319 00:16:26,124 --> 00:16:28,334 "get me the hell out of here." 320 00:16:28,358 --> 00:16:31,067 Aren't you a little overdressed for charades? 321 00:16:31,091 --> 00:16:33,069 Oh, I thought that I'd look nice, 322 00:16:33,093 --> 00:16:35,071 just in case we decided to... 323 00:16:35,095 --> 00:16:39,475 Oh, I don't know... Announce our engagement? 324 00:16:39,499 --> 00:16:42,729 We're not announcing anything. 325 00:16:44,274 --> 00:16:46,252 It's Susan and Mike's party. 326 00:16:46,276 --> 00:16:48,684 I do not want to make it all about us. 327 00:16:48,708 --> 00:16:50,186 You're right, darling. 328 00:16:50,210 --> 00:16:54,420 I may drop a few hints, though. 329 00:16:54,444 --> 00:16:56,427 Edie, let me be clear on this. 330 00:16:56,451 --> 00:16:59,325 You are not to tell anyone about our engagement, got it? 331 00:16:59,349 --> 00:17:03,019 Fine. I won't say a word. 332 00:17:18,108 --> 00:17:19,585 Oh, this is fantastic. 333 00:17:19,609 --> 00:17:21,587 You know Edward ferber? State senator? 334 00:17:21,611 --> 00:17:23,749 Yes. 335 00:17:23,773 --> 00:17:27,423 His wife just got picked up for shoplifting. 336 00:17:27,447 --> 00:17:29,155 Why is that fantastic? 337 00:17:29,179 --> 00:17:30,456 He was making noises 338 00:17:30,480 --> 00:17:32,458 about going against me for governor. 339 00:17:32,482 --> 00:17:34,460 I guess the light-fingered Mrs. Ferber 340 00:17:34,484 --> 00:17:36,462 just put an end to that. 341 00:17:36,486 --> 00:17:38,464 Why? It's not like heshoplifted. 342 00:17:38,488 --> 00:17:40,466 It doesn't matter. It's a scandal. 343 00:17:40,490 --> 00:17:43,469 You know what they do to poll numbers. Oh, that's right. 344 00:17:43,493 --> 00:17:46,477 I was reading about that in "politics is boring" magazine. 345 00:17:46,501 --> 00:17:48,474 I'm just glad I don't have to worry 346 00:17:48,498 --> 00:17:52,538 about you pulling crap like that. Yeah, you're lucky. 347 00:17:54,504 --> 00:17:56,182 So where's Lynette? 348 00:17:56,206 --> 00:17:58,154 She's usually your charades m.V.P. 349 00:17:58,178 --> 00:18:00,156 Ah, she wasn't feeling so well, 350 00:18:00,180 --> 00:18:02,658 but, uh, you are still going down, mister. 351 00:18:02,682 --> 00:18:04,660 It's just a game, Tom... 352 00:18:04,684 --> 00:18:06,671 A game you wish you never played. 353 00:18:06,695 --> 00:18:08,063 So much work... 354 00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:09,064 Ahem. 355 00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:10,566 Oh, hi, Gaby. 356 00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:13,739 Katherine and I were just talking about the old days. 357 00:18:13,763 --> 00:18:16,247 So when you were living with your aunt, 358 00:18:16,271 --> 00:18:19,145 was Dylan's father with you? No, just me and Dylan. 359 00:18:19,169 --> 00:18:22,848 Were you widowed or divorced? 360 00:18:22,872 --> 00:18:27,153 Actually, I prefer not to discuss my first marriage... 361 00:18:27,177 --> 00:18:28,554 If you don't mind. 362 00:18:28,578 --> 00:18:32,518 Oh. Well, we certainly didn't mean to pry. 363 00:18:32,542 --> 00:18:35,521 Let me just tidge that up for you. 364 00:18:35,545 --> 00:18:37,715 Hello, all. 365 00:18:39,249 --> 00:18:41,697 Ah, it's so nice to see you. 366 00:18:41,721 --> 00:18:43,699 Some wine? 367 00:18:43,723 --> 00:18:45,571 Oh, no. 368 00:18:45,595 --> 00:18:49,775 Oh, my contact slipped. 369 00:18:49,799 --> 00:18:52,208 Edie, is that an engagement ring? 370 00:18:52,232 --> 00:18:57,343 Oh! Uh, shoot. Pretend you didn't see that. 371 00:18:57,367 --> 00:19:00,246 I promised my fiancé that I wouldn't say a word 372 00:19:00,270 --> 00:19:01,910 until the official announcement. 373 00:19:03,313 --> 00:19:06,752 Excuse me. 374 00:19:06,776 --> 00:19:09,295 Gaby! Sorry I'm late. 375 00:19:09,319 --> 00:19:11,457 Oh, my god! You made it. 376 00:19:11,481 --> 00:19:14,730 That is such a beautiful dress. We're gonna have so much fun. 377 00:19:14,754 --> 00:19:18,234 You... come with me. 378 00:19:19,559 --> 00:19:22,168 She's got a ring! What? 379 00:19:22,192 --> 00:19:25,216 Edie... she's wearing a big, honkin' engagement ring 380 00:19:25,240 --> 00:19:28,374 the size of a peach pit. Hey, I didn't get her a ring! 381 00:19:28,398 --> 00:19:30,616 Oh, so you're not engaged? Well, see, here's the thing... 382 00:19:30,640 --> 00:19:33,479 Oh, you gotta be kidding me! Let me explain! 383 00:19:33,503 --> 00:19:35,656 No, no, no. I am done with your explanations, 384 00:19:35,680 --> 00:19:38,624 and I am done with "just give me two more weeks, baby." 385 00:19:38,648 --> 00:19:41,627 Whatever games you're playing, I'm sick of it. We're through. 386 00:19:41,651 --> 00:19:43,629 So you're just gonna go and live 387 00:19:43,653 --> 00:19:46,332 happily ever after with Victor, huh? 388 00:19:46,356 --> 00:19:48,394 You think Victor's my only option? 389 00:19:48,418 --> 00:19:50,396 Well, I got news for you, Carlos. 390 00:19:50,420 --> 00:19:53,539 I can have any guy I want, becausethis... 391 00:19:53,563 --> 00:19:55,373 Waits for no man. 392 00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:05,851 You bought yourself an engagement ring? 393 00:20:05,875 --> 00:20:09,355 It's been three days, Carlos. How long was I supposed to wait? 394 00:20:09,379 --> 00:20:11,417 You agreed not to say anything. 395 00:20:11,441 --> 00:20:15,291 Ah, but I didn't agree not towearanything. 396 00:20:15,315 --> 00:20:18,294 Don't worry. It wasn't expensive. 397 00:20:18,318 --> 00:20:20,926 You can pay me back later. 398 00:20:20,950 --> 00:20:22,668 Count on it. 399 00:20:22,692 --> 00:20:26,509 And the whole time, I just kept thinking, this is Bree's doctor. 400 00:20:26,533 --> 00:20:28,234 Breerecommended him. 401 00:20:28,258 --> 00:20:30,236 He must be the best. 402 00:20:30,260 --> 00:20:33,239 So I didn't worry when it was between a needle exchange 403 00:20:33,263 --> 00:20:35,750 and the area's only transvestite bookstore. 404 00:20:35,774 --> 00:20:38,944 And I ignored that my shoes stuck to the floor 405 00:20:38,968 --> 00:20:40,946 and there was a cigarette machine 406 00:20:40,970 --> 00:20:42,448 in the waiting room, 407 00:20:42,472 --> 00:20:47,222 but when I saw the ant traps on his speculum tray, 408 00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:50,256 I thought that you and I should have a talk. 409 00:20:50,280 --> 00:20:52,428 Oh, Susan, I am so sorry, and, of course, 410 00:20:52,452 --> 00:20:55,936 I will pay for the slashed tire and the stolen cell phone. That is not the point! 411 00:20:55,960 --> 00:20:57,933 Why would you send me to somebody 412 00:20:57,957 --> 00:21:00,357 who is obviously not your doctor? 413 00:21:01,461 --> 00:21:02,938 I can't tell you. 414 00:21:02,962 --> 00:21:04,370 Why not? 415 00:21:04,394 --> 00:21:06,442 Uh... it's private. 416 00:21:06,466 --> 00:21:08,444 You know what else is private? 417 00:21:08,468 --> 00:21:10,446 The parts of me that I'm pretty sure 418 00:21:10,470 --> 00:21:13,779 he snapped with his camera phone. 419 00:21:13,803 --> 00:21:17,513 I have a party to throw. I will deal with you later. 420 00:21:19,008 --> 00:21:20,748 Oh! 421 00:21:22,752 --> 00:21:25,769 Look, al, she is totally out of control. 422 00:21:25,793 --> 00:21:28,364 I need her taken care of. 423 00:21:28,388 --> 00:21:30,966 Fine. I'll see what I can do. 424 00:21:30,990 --> 00:21:32,968 I promised my fiancé 425 00:21:32,992 --> 00:21:36,379 that I wouldn't say a word until the official announcement. 426 00:21:36,403 --> 00:21:40,576 Adam, I feel the tag of my dress sticking out, 427 00:21:40,600 --> 00:21:42,748 and I can't reach it. Do you mind? 428 00:21:42,772 --> 00:21:44,910 Oh, sure. 429 00:21:44,934 --> 00:21:46,512 There you go. 430 00:21:46,536 --> 00:21:50,015 Ooh! I think I got a chill. 431 00:21:50,039 --> 00:21:53,839 Now let me see if I can giveyouone. Oh, yeah, it worked. 432 00:21:58,948 --> 00:22:00,926 We haven't been here an hour, 433 00:22:00,950 --> 00:22:03,929 and you're already humiliating me? Are we really having this conversation again? 434 00:22:03,953 --> 00:22:06,377 Oh, I guess you learned nothing from Chicago. 435 00:22:06,401 --> 00:22:08,374 For god sake, I was not flirting. 436 00:22:08,398 --> 00:22:10,406 She asked me to fix her dress. Yeah. I saw your face. 437 00:22:10,430 --> 00:22:13,579 I could tell what a chore it was for you. You know what? 438 00:22:13,603 --> 00:22:17,490 I think I'm a little behind you in the alcohol department. 439 00:22:17,514 --> 00:22:19,485 Let me go catch up. 440 00:22:21,911 --> 00:22:23,389 I'm sorry. 441 00:22:23,413 --> 00:22:25,320 I, uh, didn't mean to eavesdrop, 442 00:22:25,344 --> 00:22:28,328 but you really shouldn't take this out on Adam. 443 00:22:28,352 --> 00:22:30,456 Gabrielle has a little bit of a reputation, 444 00:22:30,480 --> 00:22:32,458 if you know what I mean. 445 00:22:32,482 --> 00:22:35,361 No, I don't. 446 00:22:35,385 --> 00:22:38,364 But I'd certainly like to. 447 00:22:38,388 --> 00:22:40,436 Okay, everybody, let the games begin. 448 00:22:40,460 --> 00:22:43,939 Um, okay. I will be team captain one. 449 00:22:43,963 --> 00:22:45,950 Who wants to be captain number two? 450 00:22:45,974 --> 00:22:48,374 I'll do it. Great. 451 00:22:48,398 --> 00:22:50,015 Okay, you pick first. 452 00:22:50,039 --> 00:22:51,817 Oh, okay. 453 00:22:51,841 --> 00:22:53,849 I will pick Adam. 454 00:22:53,873 --> 00:22:56,051 Ah. 455 00:22:56,075 --> 00:22:59,024 I pick Lynette. Where's Lynette? 456 00:22:59,048 --> 00:23:01,026 Uh, she really wanted to be here. 457 00:23:01,050 --> 00:23:03,529 She's just feeling too sick to party. 458 00:23:07,517 --> 00:23:09,134 That's funny, isn't it? 459 00:23:09,158 --> 00:23:13,969 Are you kidding? It's genius. He's a sponge, but he talks! 460 00:23:16,926 --> 00:23:19,505 Well, looks like somebody is feeling a little better. 461 00:23:19,529 --> 00:23:22,678 Yeah. I guess that anti-nausea medicine 462 00:23:22,702 --> 00:23:24,410 finally kicked in. 463 00:23:24,434 --> 00:23:27,953 That must be it. 464 00:23:30,179 --> 00:23:33,559 Orson. Carlos. 465 00:23:33,583 --> 00:23:35,090 Um... Husband in the room? 466 00:23:35,114 --> 00:23:37,663 Honey, I love you, but I wanna win. 467 00:23:39,989 --> 00:23:41,467 You should pick Edie. 468 00:23:41,491 --> 00:23:42,598 Why? 469 00:23:42,622 --> 00:23:44,930 The woman just tried to commit suicide. 470 00:23:44,954 --> 00:23:47,511 Don't make her last pick. She's still fragile. 471 00:23:47,535 --> 00:23:49,435 Good point. Mike! 472 00:23:49,459 --> 00:23:50,936 Yes! Let's get started. 473 00:23:50,960 --> 00:23:53,839 No, no! Wait, wait, wait. Gaby, you know how it works. 474 00:23:53,863 --> 00:23:56,490 Okay, first, I have to go over all the signals. 475 00:23:56,514 --> 00:23:58,444 Okay, so, um, 476 00:23:58,468 --> 00:24:00,538 this is "movie," um, "TV"... 477 00:24:02,211 --> 00:24:04,019 Where did you learn to do this? 478 00:24:04,043 --> 00:24:06,957 When you live with a mother who constantly locks herself out, 479 00:24:06,981 --> 00:24:08,476 you develop certain skills. 480 00:24:13,022 --> 00:24:16,532 I don't know. Maybe this is a sign we should stop. 481 00:24:17,857 --> 00:24:20,527 What were you saying about signs? 482 00:24:22,932 --> 00:24:26,672 "A whole concept," "person," um, let's see. 483 00:24:26,696 --> 00:24:31,446 "Shakespeare," "book," and then if you do the signal for "book" 484 00:24:31,470 --> 00:24:33,218 and you touch your heart, then that's "poem." 485 00:24:33,242 --> 00:24:37,623 Okay, when has anyone ever used a poem as a clue? Yeah, come on. Let's play. 486 00:24:37,647 --> 00:24:38,624 Let's play! 487 00:24:39,749 --> 00:24:42,187 Yeah! Let's play! 488 00:24:42,211 --> 00:24:46,238 Hey, honey! You made it. Ha! Dibs on Lynette! She's on my team! 489 00:24:46,262 --> 00:24:49,635 That's not fair. She's like the charades ninja. 490 00:24:49,659 --> 00:24:52,638 That's me! The ninja! Whaa-ya! Whaa! 491 00:24:52,662 --> 00:24:54,600 Ahh! 492 00:24:54,624 --> 00:24:56,511 I'm sorry. I didn't mean to... 493 00:24:56,535 --> 00:25:00,546 Okay. Okay! I'm ready. 494 00:25:09,508 --> 00:25:11,557 Okay, go. Shoe. 495 00:25:11,581 --> 00:25:12,488 Sock. Working out. 496 00:25:12,512 --> 00:25:14,660 Black. Sole. 497 00:25:14,684 --> 00:25:16,231 Itch. Itch. Scratch. Oh. Aah. 498 00:25:16,255 --> 00:25:18,023 A blister. Ha! 499 00:25:18,047 --> 00:25:20,495 Sounds like "blister." Sister. Kissed her. 500 00:25:20,519 --> 00:25:24,069 "Two mules for sister Sara"! 501 00:25:24,093 --> 00:25:27,907 Okay, 22 seconds. Lynette, you're up. Come on, babe. 502 00:25:27,931 --> 00:25:30,505 We're 40 seconds down. We need you to make that time up. 503 00:25:30,529 --> 00:25:34,580 Who do you think you're talking to? Right on. 504 00:25:34,604 --> 00:25:36,551 All right. Whoo! 505 00:25:36,575 --> 00:25:40,515 Ready? Get set... go. 506 00:25:40,539 --> 00:25:42,809 Okay. 507 00:25:49,619 --> 00:25:51,026 Honey, clock's ticking. 508 00:25:51,050 --> 00:25:55,761 I know. Just, this is a really hard one. 509 00:25:55,785 --> 00:25:58,664 Okay, come on, come on. What is... what is it? 510 00:25:58,688 --> 00:26:00,766 Is it a book? Is it a movie? Movie. It's a western. 511 00:26:00,790 --> 00:26:03,809 No talking. Sorry. 512 00:26:03,833 --> 00:26:05,920 Honey, start with the first word. 513 00:26:05,944 --> 00:26:07,973 How many syllables? 514 00:26:12,672 --> 00:26:13,949 Ugh. One word. 515 00:26:13,973 --> 00:26:16,953 Sweetie, act it out. You're really good at that. 516 00:26:19,679 --> 00:26:22,658 Okay, okay. Whole idea. 517 00:26:22,682 --> 00:26:23,989 Me. Edie. 518 00:26:24,013 --> 00:26:26,091 Woman. Blonde. Bleach! 519 00:26:26,115 --> 00:26:29,585 Oh! 520 00:26:30,990 --> 00:26:34,740 Aah! 521 00:26:34,764 --> 00:26:37,104 Aah! 522 00:26:39,869 --> 00:26:41,306 "Hang 'em high"? 523 00:26:41,330 --> 00:26:43,148 Yes! Yes! 524 00:26:43,172 --> 00:26:45,951 Yes! 525 00:26:45,975 --> 00:26:49,985 Okay. Well, I think it's time for a break. 526 00:26:50,009 --> 00:26:52,087 Good idea. Yeah. 527 00:26:52,111 --> 00:26:54,259 You feeling okay? 528 00:26:54,283 --> 00:26:56,270 'Cause you're... acting kinda spacey. 529 00:26:56,294 --> 00:26:58,023 Yeah, no, I'm good. 530 00:26:58,047 --> 00:27:01,697 Hey, do you think they have any grapes or lobster? 531 00:27:01,721 --> 00:27:04,730 Why... why don't I go get you some coffee, hon? 532 00:27:04,754 --> 00:27:07,102 Uh, um, Orson? Hmm? 533 00:27:07,126 --> 00:27:10,275 Hey, um, there's a phone call for you at the house. 534 00:27:10,299 --> 00:27:12,738 You should probably take it. 535 00:27:12,762 --> 00:27:15,262 Uh, thanks. Yeah. 536 00:27:23,112 --> 00:27:24,619 Hi. Hello. 537 00:27:24,643 --> 00:27:27,122 Hello. 538 00:27:27,146 --> 00:27:28,293 Oh, Tom. 539 00:27:28,317 --> 00:27:29,895 Stella, what... What are you doing here? 540 00:27:29,919 --> 00:27:34,359 Uh... I made some brownies earlier, 541 00:27:34,383 --> 00:27:38,633 and I just... noticed they were missing. 542 00:27:38,657 --> 00:27:41,907 Uh... Lynette didn't bring them here, did she? 543 00:27:41,931 --> 00:27:44,639 Why? Is that a problem? 544 00:27:44,663 --> 00:27:46,641 It's like chocolate love. Oh! 545 00:27:46,665 --> 00:27:49,644 Okay, wait, wait, wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 546 00:27:49,668 --> 00:27:52,147 Sorry, uh, don't eat those. Don't eat those. Sorry. 547 00:27:52,171 --> 00:27:55,650 Uh, no! Ooh. Bad batch. Bad. Bad, bad, bad. 548 00:27:55,674 --> 00:28:00,726 Whoa. Sorry. Full of trans fats. 549 00:28:00,750 --> 00:28:01,827 Oh! Oh! 550 00:28:01,851 --> 00:28:05,831 Oh! Tom, watch it! I am sorry. 551 00:28:05,855 --> 00:28:07,833 Oh, here. Oh. Let me get that. 552 00:28:07,857 --> 00:28:10,195 Thank you. Oh, god. Okay. 553 00:28:10,219 --> 00:28:11,697 It's a little cold. 554 00:28:11,721 --> 00:28:13,198 Sorry. It's all right. 555 00:28:13,222 --> 00:28:15,200 Would it be too much to ask you 556 00:28:15,224 --> 00:28:17,743 to keep your hands off my husband? 557 00:28:17,767 --> 00:28:19,344 What? I spilled my drink on him. 558 00:28:19,368 --> 00:28:22,778 And you're trying to make up for it by breast-feeding him? 559 00:28:22,802 --> 00:28:23,809 Uh, Katherine? 560 00:28:23,833 --> 00:28:25,816 Look, lady, you need to calm down. 561 00:28:25,840 --> 00:28:27,713 You're getting a reputation around here 562 00:28:27,737 --> 00:28:29,715 for having a stick up your ass. 563 00:28:29,739 --> 00:28:33,688 Better that reputation than the one you're toting around. What do you mean by that? 564 00:28:33,712 --> 00:28:35,826 Okay, back to charades. Never mind. Forget it. 565 00:28:35,850 --> 00:28:38,824 Oh, no, no. Tell me. What's my "reputation"? 566 00:28:38,848 --> 00:28:40,826 Am I smug and holier-than-thou? 567 00:28:40,850 --> 00:28:43,769 Oh, no, wait. That's you. 568 00:28:43,793 --> 00:28:45,831 Let me be specific. 569 00:28:45,855 --> 00:28:48,874 By "reputation," I mean that you are the kind of woman 570 00:28:48,898 --> 00:28:50,906 that treats a man like a plaything, 571 00:28:50,930 --> 00:28:54,130 whether it's my husband or let's say... your teenage gardener? 572 00:29:01,210 --> 00:29:04,349 Bree saw you slap your daughter. 573 00:29:04,373 --> 00:29:06,752 Excuse me? 574 00:29:06,776 --> 00:29:08,323 Gaby! 575 00:29:08,347 --> 00:29:11,326 Yeah, she asked about her father and then you smacked her. 576 00:29:11,350 --> 00:29:12,798 Why'd you do that? 577 00:29:12,822 --> 00:29:16,992 This is the last thing that I will ever say to you. 578 00:29:18,227 --> 00:29:20,205 Yes, I lost my temper with Dylan, 579 00:29:20,229 --> 00:29:22,207 but her father is a horrible man. 580 00:29:22,231 --> 00:29:24,209 I want you to imagine the worst thing 581 00:29:24,233 --> 00:29:26,912 that a father can do to his daughter. 582 00:29:26,936 --> 00:29:29,896 What was I supposed to tell Dylan about that, hmm? 583 00:29:31,170 --> 00:29:35,910 I hope that satisfies everyone's curiosity. 584 00:29:42,912 --> 00:29:45,961 Oh, my god. 585 00:29:45,985 --> 00:29:49,815 "Hang 'em high" has three syllables. 586 00:29:58,928 --> 00:30:02,547 I guess you... saw what happened down there. 587 00:30:02,571 --> 00:30:04,249 Yep. 588 00:30:04,273 --> 00:30:07,913 Look, it was a long time ago, 589 00:30:07,937 --> 00:30:09,885 and... and it didn't mean anything. 590 00:30:09,909 --> 00:30:11,887 How many people know about this? 591 00:30:11,911 --> 00:30:15,861 Now or before tonight? 592 00:30:17,346 --> 00:30:18,393 How many? 593 00:30:18,417 --> 00:30:20,866 Look, I know you're upset. I'm not upset. 594 00:30:20,890 --> 00:30:24,799 I'm just trying to work out how to spin this. 595 00:30:24,823 --> 00:30:27,302 Clearly, the boy was underage. 596 00:30:27,326 --> 00:30:29,804 Do you think money would shut him up? 597 00:30:29,828 --> 00:30:33,208 Victor, really, I don't think it's a big deal. 598 00:30:33,232 --> 00:30:37,172 Hmm. That's because you're not me. 599 00:30:44,443 --> 00:30:46,456 Okay, you've got to remember this. 600 00:30:46,480 --> 00:30:49,324 This is bodsworth. You took him everywhere. 601 00:30:49,348 --> 00:30:51,396 No, I think I'd remember a bear that ugly. 602 00:30:51,420 --> 00:30:52,898 Well, clearly, it's yours. 603 00:30:52,922 --> 00:30:55,500 Your mom kept it all these years, 604 00:30:55,524 --> 00:30:57,511 and he's here in your old room. 605 00:30:57,535 --> 00:31:00,906 Wait. This was my old room? My mom told me 606 00:31:00,930 --> 00:31:03,138 I'm in my old room down the hall. 607 00:31:03,162 --> 00:31:06,349 No, this was your room. What are you talking about? 608 00:31:06,373 --> 00:31:09,915 Evening, girls. 609 00:31:09,939 --> 00:31:13,418 Hey. How was the party? 610 00:31:13,442 --> 00:31:14,920 It was lovely. 611 00:31:14,944 --> 00:31:18,184 I think your mother would like you home to help clean up. 612 00:31:30,059 --> 00:31:32,097 I'm sorry, mom. 613 00:31:32,121 --> 00:31:35,191 It's okay, sweetie. 614 00:31:39,929 --> 00:31:43,969 But I don't want you seeing that girl anymore. 615 00:31:56,015 --> 00:31:57,993 Orson, honey, where have you been? 616 00:31:58,017 --> 00:32:01,066 We got a call from Danielle's doctor. 617 00:32:01,090 --> 00:32:04,129 Apparently, her fall caused a placental abruption, 618 00:32:04,153 --> 00:32:07,037 where the placenta separates from the uterus. Oh, my god. 619 00:32:07,061 --> 00:32:10,035 Now they said not to panic. There are degrees of this. 620 00:32:10,059 --> 00:32:12,938 They're doing a sonogram, then they're gonna call us. 621 00:32:12,962 --> 00:32:15,910 I can't wait that long. I have to be with her. 622 00:32:15,934 --> 00:32:18,014 Okay. I'll get your purse. Hmm? 623 00:32:21,040 --> 00:32:24,289 What do you think you're doing? You can't leave yet. 624 00:32:24,313 --> 00:32:26,300 Something's come up. We'll talk tomorrow. 625 00:32:26,324 --> 00:32:27,993 No, we'll talk now. 626 00:32:28,017 --> 00:32:30,996 You still owe me an explanation for that scuzzy gyno 627 00:32:31,020 --> 00:32:33,999 you sent me to. I said I was sorry. For god sakes, Susan, 628 00:32:34,023 --> 00:32:36,033 not everything is about you. 629 00:32:37,626 --> 00:32:41,006 Oh, I know this night has been a complete disaster, 630 00:32:41,030 --> 00:32:44,660 but all in all, it's still your best party ever. 631 00:33:01,450 --> 00:33:03,028 I'm confused. 632 00:33:03,052 --> 00:33:05,230 Ow! Now I'm confused, and my head hurts. 633 00:33:05,254 --> 00:33:09,001 That's for letting Edie think you're engaged. And the kiss? 634 00:33:09,025 --> 00:33:12,697 When you saw me flirting, you smashed a glass. 635 00:33:12,721 --> 00:33:15,200 When Victor heard I had an affair, 636 00:33:15,224 --> 00:33:17,504 he started crunching poll numbers. 637 00:33:19,698 --> 00:33:22,177 I need a man who cares enough to explode 638 00:33:22,201 --> 00:33:25,310 when he thinks he's gonna lose me. 639 00:33:25,334 --> 00:33:29,644 I don't just love you. Ilovethewayyou love me. 640 00:33:31,310 --> 00:33:32,987 So we're back on? 641 00:33:33,011 --> 00:33:35,241 See you Thursday. 642 00:33:52,161 --> 00:33:54,279 Al, what have you got for me? 643 00:33:54,303 --> 00:33:57,087 I think I found a way to make this happen, 644 00:33:57,111 --> 00:34:00,315 but it might take a week or two to line everything up. 645 00:34:00,339 --> 00:34:01,546 Fantastic. 646 00:34:01,570 --> 00:34:05,410 I'll call you when it's done. Shirley? 647 00:34:07,176 --> 00:34:09,716 Can you make some copies of the britt file? 648 00:34:18,587 --> 00:34:19,804 Ahh. 649 00:34:19,828 --> 00:34:21,566 Seen Gaby? 650 00:34:21,590 --> 00:34:24,169 Uh, yeah, in the bathroom upstairs. 651 00:34:24,193 --> 00:34:26,211 Tell me something. 652 00:34:26,235 --> 00:34:29,714 When you found out that kid who you were paying 653 00:34:29,738 --> 00:34:32,547 to mow your lawn was doing your wife, 654 00:34:32,571 --> 00:34:34,649 how did you not kill him? 655 00:34:34,673 --> 00:34:38,423 Well, I wanted to at first, but... 656 00:34:38,447 --> 00:34:41,786 Hey, we're all human, right? We gotta forgive and forget. 657 00:34:41,810 --> 00:34:43,788 You're a very understanding man. 658 00:34:43,812 --> 00:34:46,399 If she pulled something like that on me, 659 00:34:46,423 --> 00:34:49,264 that guy wouldn't be around for long. 660 00:34:49,288 --> 00:34:53,138 Yeah, but no woman's worth going to jail for, right? 661 00:34:53,162 --> 00:34:55,140 If you have enough money, 662 00:34:55,164 --> 00:34:59,434 it's not that hard to make someone disappear. 663 00:35:02,371 --> 00:35:03,848 Let's go, honey. 664 00:35:03,872 --> 00:35:06,842 Night, Carlos. 665 00:35:25,354 --> 00:35:27,602 Darling, what are you doing? 666 00:35:27,626 --> 00:35:30,435 I have to bring this DVD player to Danielle. 667 00:35:30,459 --> 00:35:32,777 Honey, we really have to go. 668 00:35:32,801 --> 00:35:36,145 It'll just take a few seconds. These damn cords... 669 00:35:36,169 --> 00:35:39,544 Sweetheart, it's a long drive. It's the only thing she asked for. 670 00:35:44,913 --> 00:35:47,252 Yes. Hello? 671 00:35:47,276 --> 00:35:48,516 Hello, doctor. 672 00:35:49,748 --> 00:35:52,278 How is she? 673 00:35:55,354 --> 00:35:56,561 Thank god. 674 00:35:56,585 --> 00:35:59,304 Oh, my god. 675 00:35:59,328 --> 00:36:00,805 It's gonna be okay. 676 00:36:14,343 --> 00:36:16,321 Kids are all tucked in. 677 00:36:16,345 --> 00:36:18,323 They're sleeping like angels. 678 00:36:18,347 --> 00:36:21,256 Great. Did you put quaaludes in their cocoa? 679 00:36:21,280 --> 00:36:23,780 Could you check on 'em for me, please? 680 00:36:26,184 --> 00:36:28,162 So how was the party? 681 00:36:28,186 --> 00:36:29,634 You drugged me. 682 00:36:29,658 --> 00:36:31,836 Oh. Just a little. 683 00:36:31,860 --> 00:36:33,838 What is wrong with you? 684 00:36:33,862 --> 00:36:36,341 I told you, I didn't want any pot. 685 00:36:36,365 --> 00:36:39,344 Before you slap me around, let me ask you something. 686 00:36:39,368 --> 00:36:41,206 Do you feel better? 687 00:36:41,230 --> 00:36:42,707 That's not the point. 688 00:36:42,731 --> 00:36:46,511 And what were you thinking, using my son as a drug mule? 689 00:36:46,535 --> 00:36:48,513 He didn't know what was going on, 690 00:36:48,537 --> 00:36:52,487 and why are you making such a big deal about it? 691 00:36:52,511 --> 00:36:54,489 Let me askyousomething. 692 00:36:54,513 --> 00:36:57,300 Do you remember what I wore to the junior prom 693 00:36:57,324 --> 00:37:00,325 or what part I had in the play that year? 694 00:37:00,349 --> 00:37:02,797 Who remembers that stuff? 695 00:37:02,821 --> 00:37:06,331 Parents who weren't stoned. 696 00:37:06,355 --> 00:37:08,773 My whole childhood passed in a blur 697 00:37:08,797 --> 00:37:11,636 becauseyouwere medicating yourself... 698 00:37:11,660 --> 00:37:14,639 Pot when you were sick, booze when you weren't. 699 00:37:14,663 --> 00:37:16,641 I am not going to do that. 700 00:37:16,665 --> 00:37:19,514 I won't miss a second of my kids' lives, 701 00:37:19,538 --> 00:37:21,516 not if I can avoid it. 702 00:37:21,540 --> 00:37:25,310 Well, I'd say I'm sorry, but I'm not. 703 00:37:26,945 --> 00:37:30,325 You're a mom. You know, 704 00:37:30,349 --> 00:37:32,927 there's nothing worse than watching your kids suffer, 705 00:37:32,951 --> 00:37:37,832 and seeing you... Act all goofy, 706 00:37:37,856 --> 00:37:40,856 watching that cartoon, well... 707 00:37:42,361 --> 00:37:45,610 It was probably the high point of my trip. 708 00:37:45,634 --> 00:37:48,304 I get it. 709 00:37:50,739 --> 00:37:53,318 But if you ever pull something like this again... 710 00:37:53,342 --> 00:37:55,780 I won't. 711 00:37:55,804 --> 00:37:58,883 Okay. Well... 712 00:37:58,907 --> 00:38:00,977 I think I'll turn in. 713 00:38:03,952 --> 00:38:05,290 Yenta. 714 00:38:05,314 --> 00:38:06,531 What? 715 00:38:06,555 --> 00:38:10,365 Junior year, you were yenta in "Fiddler on the roof." 716 00:38:10,389 --> 00:38:13,398 You remembered. 717 00:38:13,422 --> 00:38:16,301 Yeah. There are some performances so bad, 718 00:38:16,325 --> 00:38:18,325 even alcohol can't block them out. 719 00:38:30,379 --> 00:38:31,909 Bree? 720 00:38:33,642 --> 00:38:37,392 Can we call a truce, please? 721 00:38:40,449 --> 00:38:43,398 So you know I'm not bluffing, um, 722 00:38:43,422 --> 00:38:44,922 I brought cake. 723 00:38:47,626 --> 00:38:50,475 I am so sorry that I snapped at you tonight. 724 00:38:50,499 --> 00:38:52,337 It's okay. 725 00:38:52,361 --> 00:38:56,411 I just wanna know what's going on. 726 00:38:56,435 --> 00:38:58,443 Ever since you've been pregnant, 727 00:38:58,467 --> 00:39:01,015 there's been this wall between us. 728 00:39:01,039 --> 00:39:04,719 It's like something's changed, and I don't know why. 729 00:39:04,743 --> 00:39:07,353 Did I do something to offend you? 730 00:39:10,449 --> 00:39:11,926 It's not about you. 731 00:39:11,950 --> 00:39:14,859 I've just been going through some things. 732 00:39:14,883 --> 00:39:18,903 Like what? I mean, come on. Just tell me. 733 00:39:18,927 --> 00:39:20,835 We share everything. 734 00:39:20,859 --> 00:39:24,529 Okay. Um... 735 00:39:25,894 --> 00:39:28,644 I haven't told anybody this, but... 736 00:39:31,039 --> 00:39:34,499 It's, uh, about the baby. 737 00:39:37,546 --> 00:39:39,724 There have been some complications. 738 00:39:39,748 --> 00:39:42,126 Oh, no. 739 00:39:42,150 --> 00:39:43,728 Is everything okay? 740 00:39:43,752 --> 00:39:45,730 Yeah, everything's fine, but, uh, 741 00:39:45,754 --> 00:39:49,434 there was just a time where I thought I might lose it. 742 00:39:49,458 --> 00:39:51,436 Oh, my god. And there I was, 743 00:39:51,460 --> 00:39:53,438 just bugging you about your doctor. 744 00:39:53,462 --> 00:39:56,070 I am so sorry. You should've just told me. 745 00:39:56,094 --> 00:39:57,577 No, you're pregnant, too. 746 00:39:57,601 --> 00:40:00,745 I'm not gonna tell you anything that's gonna worry you. 747 00:40:00,769 --> 00:40:02,447 Oh, are you kidding? 748 00:40:02,471 --> 00:40:04,749 It's the first baby I've had in 17 years. 749 00:40:04,773 --> 00:40:07,757 You know, I could not possibly be more freaked out. Mm. 750 00:40:07,781 --> 00:40:09,954 This morning, I caught Mike building a crib. 751 00:40:09,978 --> 00:40:11,416 No. This early? 752 00:40:11,440 --> 00:40:13,418 Yeah! I-I wanted to scream. 753 00:40:13,442 --> 00:40:17,622 You know, are you nuts? Do you just wanna jinx it? 754 00:40:17,646 --> 00:40:20,625 This is what we get for having kids at our age... 755 00:40:20,649 --> 00:40:23,067 Anxiety, terror. 756 00:40:23,091 --> 00:40:25,069 It's just gonna get worse. 757 00:40:25,093 --> 00:40:27,740 Do you know, when our babies go to college, 758 00:40:27,764 --> 00:40:29,504 we'll be like... 759 00:40:29,528 --> 00:40:30,605 Dead? 760 00:40:30,629 --> 00:40:33,878 If we're lucky. 761 00:40:33,902 --> 00:40:35,502 Mm. 762 00:40:38,607 --> 00:40:40,515 Look at us. 763 00:40:40,539 --> 00:40:44,589 Pregnant gals, eating cake and bitchin'. 764 00:40:44,613 --> 00:40:46,150 It's kinda nice, huh? 765 00:40:46,174 --> 00:40:48,584 It really is. 766 00:40:55,554 --> 00:40:57,031 What are you doing? 767 00:40:57,055 --> 00:41:01,435 The hospital called. My aunt's ready to come home. 768 00:41:01,459 --> 00:41:03,538 And you want her to stay in here? 769 00:41:03,562 --> 00:41:07,572 Yeah. I think making this room off-limits was a mistake. 770 00:41:07,596 --> 00:41:10,575 If I want Dylan to focus on other things, 771 00:41:10,599 --> 00:41:13,077 I really need to make it less intriguing. 772 00:41:13,101 --> 00:41:17,121 Speaking of intriguing, 773 00:41:17,145 --> 00:41:19,624 what were you thinking last night? 774 00:41:19,648 --> 00:41:22,587 What? 775 00:41:22,611 --> 00:41:24,859 Come on. "The worst thing a father could do"? 776 00:41:24,883 --> 00:41:27,040 You realize what people are gonna think. 777 00:41:27,064 --> 00:41:31,636 Yeah. They're gonna be very uncomfortable, 778 00:41:31,660 --> 00:41:34,620 and uncomfortable people don't ask questions. 779 00:41:46,544 --> 00:41:50,114 All children love games. 780 00:41:50,138 --> 00:41:53,518 But children grow up, 781 00:41:53,542 --> 00:41:57,161 and then they find new games to play. 782 00:41:57,185 --> 00:42:00,915 They pretend to be well so their families won't worry. 783 00:42:03,652 --> 00:42:05,630 They lie to their lovers 784 00:42:05,654 --> 00:42:08,703 about where they go in the afternoon. 785 00:42:08,727 --> 00:42:11,836 So anyway, that's why it was so great. Oh! 786 00:42:11,860 --> 00:42:14,839 They invent stories to hide the truth from their friends. 787 00:42:14,863 --> 00:42:17,920 I got it, I got it. Oh, one more. Here you go. 788 00:42:17,944 --> 00:42:20,585 Yes... 789 00:42:20,609 --> 00:42:25,690 Everyone has fun playing games, 790 00:42:25,714 --> 00:42:28,923 right up until the moment... 791 00:42:30,218 --> 00:42:33,078 Someone gets hurt.