1 00:00:00,671 --> 00:00:02,109 Previously on... 2 00:00:02,133 --> 00:00:04,760 Gabrielle tried to rekindle an old affair. 3 00:00:04,784 --> 00:00:06,653 Gaby, I'm getting married. 4 00:00:06,677 --> 00:00:09,086 And I was married when we got together. 5 00:00:09,110 --> 00:00:11,558 That is not how I'm gonna be married. 6 00:00:11,582 --> 00:00:14,129 Lynette got the support she needed for chemotherapy. 7 00:00:14,153 --> 00:00:17,994 Katherine, who liked everything in its place... Ooh! 8 00:00:18,018 --> 00:00:20,597 Thought that her husband was forgetting his. 9 00:00:20,621 --> 00:00:22,569 Oh, I guess you learned nothing from Chicago. 10 00:00:22,593 --> 00:00:24,101 Bree's attempt to keep 11 00:00:24,125 --> 00:00:26,002 her daughter's pregnancy a secret... 12 00:00:26,026 --> 00:00:28,075 You are keeping my grandchildren from me. 13 00:00:28,099 --> 00:00:31,408 Evoked an unexpected response. 14 00:00:31,432 --> 00:00:33,740 We're life partners. 15 00:00:33,764 --> 00:00:36,118 And Susan tried to connect with the newest neighbors. 16 00:00:36,142 --> 00:00:39,046 Yeah, I've seen a lot of cable, so I get it. 17 00:00:39,070 --> 00:00:41,348 I hope we can live up to your stereotype. 18 00:00:41,372 --> 00:00:42,812 I should go. 19 00:00:45,216 --> 00:00:47,194 The odd-looking boxes 20 00:00:47,218 --> 00:00:50,197 were delivered to the home of Bob hunter and Lee McDermott 21 00:00:50,221 --> 00:00:53,100 early on a Tuesday morning. 22 00:00:53,124 --> 00:00:55,811 It wasn't long before workmen had opened them 23 00:00:55,835 --> 00:01:00,207 and begun assembling the various parts and pieces. 24 00:01:00,231 --> 00:01:03,370 Happily, it only took three hours 25 00:01:03,394 --> 00:01:07,504 to turn the contents into a finished work of art. 26 00:01:09,069 --> 00:01:12,149 Sadly, it only took 15 minutes 27 00:01:12,173 --> 00:01:14,751 for the residents of Wisteria Lane... 28 00:01:14,775 --> 00:01:16,753 What the hell is it? 29 00:01:16,777 --> 00:01:19,226 To become art critics. 30 00:01:19,250 --> 00:01:22,159 I think it's a sculpture. I think it's crap. 31 00:01:22,183 --> 00:01:24,661 Of all the gay men in the world, 32 00:01:24,685 --> 00:01:28,095 we have to get the two without taste. What are we gonna do about this? 33 00:01:28,119 --> 00:01:31,098 I say we keep smiling and look for the hidden cameras. 34 00:01:31,122 --> 00:01:33,170 I think we're about to get punk'd. 35 00:01:33,194 --> 00:01:36,251 I don't think there's anything we can do. It's not our lawn. It's our neighborhood, 36 00:01:36,275 --> 00:01:38,405 and we have rules against this sort of thing, 37 00:01:38,429 --> 00:01:40,577 or at least we did when I used to live here. 38 00:01:40,601 --> 00:01:42,109 Who's running the homeowners association? 39 00:01:42,133 --> 00:01:44,656 Well, it was Mary Alice, but as you may have heard... 40 00:01:44,680 --> 00:01:48,084 Yes, very tragic. So we haven't had a president in four years? 41 00:01:48,108 --> 00:01:51,258 No one would volunteer. It's a pain-in-the-ass job. 42 00:01:51,282 --> 00:01:52,589 I'll volunteer. 43 00:01:52,613 --> 00:01:55,167 We can hold an election in the next couple of days. 44 00:01:55,191 --> 00:01:58,165 I can get rid of this tinfoil atrocity by the weekend. 45 00:01:58,189 --> 00:02:00,167 Okay, before we become an ugly mob, 46 00:02:00,191 --> 00:02:02,469 why doesn't one of us go talk to the guys? 47 00:02:02,493 --> 00:02:04,136 But not me. They hate me. 48 00:02:04,160 --> 00:02:06,773 Bree, you talk to them. You can relate to them. 49 00:02:06,797 --> 00:02:08,275 Why would you say that? 50 00:02:08,299 --> 00:02:11,278 You got a kid who came flying out of the closet 51 00:02:11,302 --> 00:02:14,389 and a husband who's been looking for the doorknob. 52 00:02:14,413 --> 00:02:16,683 What? You've met him. 53 00:02:16,707 --> 00:02:19,207 Ooh! They're coming. 54 00:02:21,612 --> 00:02:23,119 Good morning, ladies. 55 00:02:23,143 --> 00:02:27,254 Hi. Uh, we were just talking about your sculpture. 56 00:02:27,278 --> 00:02:29,256 That's what I love about art... 57 00:02:29,280 --> 00:02:32,559 The way it provokes discussion. Although it would've been nice 58 00:02:32,583 --> 00:02:35,710 if you had discussed it with us. What, you don't... you don't like it? 59 00:02:35,734 --> 00:02:37,764 Well, we're not saying that. 60 00:02:37,788 --> 00:02:40,237 It's just a little, uh... 61 00:02:40,261 --> 00:02:42,309 It's an eyesore. 62 00:02:42,333 --> 00:02:43,740 Really? Mm-hmm. 63 00:02:43,764 --> 00:02:46,278 You hear that, Bob? We flew to Finland 64 00:02:46,302 --> 00:02:48,615 and paid $24,000 to commission an eyesore. 65 00:02:48,639 --> 00:02:50,917 I don't mind it. 66 00:02:50,941 --> 00:02:53,920 Not to brag, but I went to art school. Community college. 67 00:02:53,944 --> 00:02:57,654 And they taught us that art is subjective. 68 00:02:57,678 --> 00:02:59,426 Thank you, Susan. 69 00:02:59,450 --> 00:03:02,329 Susan's need for approval aside, 70 00:03:02,353 --> 00:03:05,300 this clearly is not appropriate for the street. 71 00:03:05,324 --> 00:03:08,365 Wisteria Lane has a... traditional look. 72 00:03:08,389 --> 00:03:10,367 Well, maybe you'd like it better 73 00:03:10,391 --> 00:03:13,169 if we covered it with a gingham throw. 74 00:03:13,193 --> 00:03:15,772 Ladies, uh, I'm sorry. 75 00:03:15,796 --> 00:03:18,745 We honestly thought that people would like it, 76 00:03:18,769 --> 00:03:21,908 but even if you disapprove, we hope that you will respect 77 00:03:21,932 --> 00:03:26,442 our right to decorate as we see fit. 78 00:03:28,879 --> 00:03:31,187 Have a nice day, philistines. 79 00:03:31,211 --> 00:03:36,192 Yes, art came to Wisteria Lane on a Tuesday morning, 80 00:03:36,216 --> 00:03:37,894 and by Tuesday afternoon... 81 00:03:37,918 --> 00:03:42,229 I think it's time to reconvene the homeowners' association. 82 00:03:42,253 --> 00:03:44,301 All in favor? 83 00:03:44,325 --> 00:03:46,373 Aye. 84 00:03:46,397 --> 00:03:54,397 War had come as well. 85 00:03:57,968 --> 00:04:01,318 As word of the sculpture spread, 86 00:04:01,342 --> 00:04:03,320 Bob and Lee began to wonder 87 00:04:03,344 --> 00:04:06,693 if any of their neighbors would be supportive. 88 00:04:06,717 --> 00:04:09,256 But when the sculpture's true function 89 00:04:09,280 --> 00:04:11,598 was unveiled the next day, 90 00:04:11,622 --> 00:04:14,992 whatever support they did have... 91 00:04:18,829 --> 00:04:20,737 Was quickly washed away. 92 00:04:20,761 --> 00:04:22,709 Come on. 93 00:04:22,733 --> 00:04:24,711 It's 6:00 A.M. what is that? 94 00:04:24,735 --> 00:04:27,374 I don't know, but make it stop. 95 00:04:27,398 --> 00:04:30,638 Oh. 96 00:04:33,504 --> 00:04:35,954 Oh, my god. 97 00:04:42,783 --> 00:04:45,432 Wow! It's a fountain, too. 98 00:04:45,456 --> 00:04:47,434 We would have mentioned that yesterday, 99 00:04:47,458 --> 00:04:49,896 but your friends were a little uptight. 100 00:04:49,920 --> 00:04:51,898 Yeah, they can get like that. 101 00:04:51,922 --> 00:04:55,409 So do you think that you can just turn it off for a second? 102 00:05:00,300 --> 00:05:01,408 What's up? 103 00:05:01,432 --> 00:05:03,580 I was just wondering, um, 104 00:05:03,604 --> 00:05:07,414 do you think you could move it to your backyard? 105 00:05:07,438 --> 00:05:10,457 Why? I thought you liked it. 106 00:05:10,481 --> 00:05:12,459 Remember? You said, "art is subjective." 107 00:05:12,483 --> 00:05:14,861 Yes. Quiet art is subjective, 108 00:05:14,885 --> 00:05:17,924 but you see, Mike is working really long hours lately, 109 00:05:17,948 --> 00:05:20,327 and he can't sleep with all that noise. 110 00:05:20,351 --> 00:05:23,330 We're not gonna turn it off because we need it to drown out 111 00:05:23,354 --> 00:05:26,633 all the stuff we hear coming from your house. Like what? 112 00:05:26,657 --> 00:05:28,435 Let's see. You yakking to your mom on the phone. 113 00:05:28,459 --> 00:05:30,337 You grunting through your Pilates DVDs. 114 00:05:30,361 --> 00:05:33,309 You in the shower, butchering the score to "Brigadoon." 115 00:05:33,333 --> 00:05:35,812 I have a lovely voice. 116 00:05:35,836 --> 00:05:38,515 Whoever told you that is not your friend. 117 00:05:38,539 --> 00:05:42,349 He's a little cranky. I think someone needs his French toast. 118 00:05:42,373 --> 00:05:43,950 Come on, Lee. 119 00:05:43,974 --> 00:05:46,458 No, no, no, no. No, no, we're not done here. 120 00:05:46,482 --> 00:05:49,456 As your neighbor, I have a right to be heard... 121 00:05:49,480 --> 00:05:51,458 And I say that simple human decency 122 00:05:51,482 --> 00:05:54,000 dictates that you turn off that fountain right now! 123 00:05:57,357 --> 00:05:58,965 Hey, guys. 124 00:05:58,989 --> 00:06:00,467 Do over, Parker. 125 00:06:00,491 --> 00:06:02,539 Hey, guys, I got your snack. 126 00:06:02,563 --> 00:06:04,411 What you playing? 127 00:06:04,435 --> 00:06:05,672 Action figures. Wanna play, mom? 128 00:06:05,696 --> 00:06:08,915 She does awesome alien voices. 129 00:06:08,939 --> 00:06:11,718 Thanks, sweetheart. 130 00:06:15,776 --> 00:06:17,554 Hello? 131 00:06:17,578 --> 00:06:20,086 Oh, yeah. Hi, Dr. Shiller. 132 00:06:20,110 --> 00:06:23,430 Okay, that's my white blood count. 133 00:06:23,454 --> 00:06:25,967 Uh-huh, but as long as it's higher than 4.0, 134 00:06:25,991 --> 00:06:27,964 that means I don't have neutropenia, right? 135 00:06:27,988 --> 00:06:30,066 Well, that's great. 136 00:06:30,090 --> 00:06:31,638 Thanks for calling. 137 00:06:31,662 --> 00:06:36,172 Yeah, you, too. Bye. 138 00:06:37,728 --> 00:06:39,045 What? 139 00:06:39,069 --> 00:06:41,748 You can't talk about doctors up here. 140 00:06:41,772 --> 00:06:43,550 Or about being sick. 141 00:06:43,574 --> 00:06:46,913 If you do, you have to go. That's the rule. 142 00:06:46,937 --> 00:06:48,885 Well... 143 00:06:48,909 --> 00:06:51,618 That's a good rule. 144 00:06:51,642 --> 00:06:54,160 Although it wasn't bad news. It was actually... 145 00:06:54,184 --> 00:06:57,924 Doesn't matter. We voted. It's a rule. 146 00:06:57,948 --> 00:06:59,426 Got it. 147 00:06:59,450 --> 00:07:02,569 Sick talk done, okay? 148 00:07:02,593 --> 00:07:05,432 You guys have fun. 149 00:07:05,456 --> 00:07:06,733 Freeze power. 150 00:07:06,757 --> 00:07:09,736 Do over, Parker. That guy doesn't have freezing power. 151 00:07:09,760 --> 00:07:12,679 If his guy can fly, my guy can freeze. 152 00:07:14,204 --> 00:07:17,521 Hi. It's, uh, Mrs. Hodge. May I please speak with Danielle? 153 00:07:17,545 --> 00:07:19,015 Mmm. Muffins. T... 154 00:07:19,039 --> 00:07:22,088 Hands off. We're bringing these to Danielle for her birthday. 155 00:07:22,112 --> 00:07:24,891 What do you mean, she's gone? 156 00:07:24,915 --> 00:07:27,494 And you believed her? 157 00:07:27,518 --> 00:07:28,795 You idiot! 158 00:07:28,819 --> 00:07:31,598 I should sue your irresponsible ass off for this. 159 00:07:31,622 --> 00:07:34,666 Yeah, well, good day to you, too, reverend mother! 160 00:07:34,690 --> 00:07:36,803 What happened? Those stupid nuns at the convent 161 00:07:36,827 --> 00:07:38,805 let Danielle's grandmother kidnap her. 162 00:07:38,829 --> 00:07:41,729 She claimed I'd given her permission for a weekend visit. 163 00:07:43,063 --> 00:07:45,046 Phyllis! It's me. 164 00:07:45,070 --> 00:07:48,044 You can screen your calls all you want to, 165 00:07:48,068 --> 00:07:51,017 but trust me, old woman, you are in a world of trouble. 166 00:07:51,041 --> 00:07:53,520 I know where you live, and I am coming for you. 167 00:07:53,544 --> 00:07:55,059 Shouldn't we be worried? 168 00:07:55,083 --> 00:07:57,053 No, I think we're ready for her. 169 00:07:57,077 --> 00:07:59,656 Now show me again how you kill the zombies. 170 00:08:01,011 --> 00:08:03,029 Oh. 171 00:08:03,053 --> 00:08:06,093 Why can't I go? I play golf. 172 00:08:07,588 --> 00:08:10,737 And I'd love to meet your... college buddies. 173 00:08:10,761 --> 00:08:14,708 Edie, me and the guys have only two rules for these weekends... 174 00:08:14,732 --> 00:08:17,103 No plaid pants and no women. 175 00:08:17,127 --> 00:08:20,206 Fine. Be that way. 176 00:08:20,230 --> 00:08:23,630 And to think, I got you a gift. 177 00:08:27,938 --> 00:08:30,216 Hey, golf balls. 178 00:08:30,240 --> 00:08:31,558 They're monogrammed. 179 00:08:31,582 --> 00:08:34,791 Wait. These are your initials. 180 00:08:34,815 --> 00:08:37,493 Exactly. While you're out there playing, 181 00:08:37,517 --> 00:08:43,247 I want everyone to know who your balls belong to. 182 00:08:51,562 --> 00:08:54,546 Good work, boys, but I have to head out in a few minutes, 183 00:08:54,570 --> 00:08:58,615 so make sure you put all the stuff back in the garage. 184 00:08:58,639 --> 00:08:59,716 Hello? 185 00:08:59,740 --> 00:09:01,648 Hey, on my way. 186 00:09:01,672 --> 00:09:03,790 Meet you at the hotel, okay? 187 00:09:03,814 --> 00:09:06,624 I'm leaving in five minutes. 188 00:09:13,553 --> 00:09:15,893 Uh, Brett, could you come here a second? 189 00:09:18,659 --> 00:09:21,638 How long has that Van been parked over there? Couple hours. 190 00:09:21,662 --> 00:09:23,970 Hours? Are you serious? 191 00:09:23,994 --> 00:09:28,975 Oh, my god. I think he's just waiting for someone to come home. 192 00:09:28,999 --> 00:09:33,650 Brett, when's the last time a cable guy waited for anyone? 193 00:09:33,674 --> 00:09:37,083 I see a lot of lawn mowing in your future. 194 00:09:37,107 --> 00:09:39,826 Hey, it's me again. You're not gonna believe this. 195 00:09:39,850 --> 00:09:41,828 Before Victor left on his business trip, 196 00:09:41,852 --> 00:09:43,860 he hired someone to tail me. 197 00:09:43,884 --> 00:09:46,638 Oh, man. Should we call this off? No way. 198 00:09:46,662 --> 00:09:48,935 It's gonna take more than a guy with mini binoculars 199 00:09:48,959 --> 00:09:51,938 and a bag of doughnuts to keep me under lock and key. 200 00:09:51,962 --> 00:09:54,322 I'll be there as soon as I can. 201 00:10:01,802 --> 00:10:04,751 Boys, time to get paid. 202 00:10:06,637 --> 00:10:08,637 Come on, Eddie! 203 00:10:18,318 --> 00:10:21,618 Bye, Mrs. Lang. See you next time. 204 00:10:22,853 --> 00:10:25,802 Come back here! 205 00:10:25,826 --> 00:10:27,804 Are you taking the bus home? 206 00:10:31,732 --> 00:10:33,710 As soon as we get around the corner, 207 00:10:33,734 --> 00:10:36,674 we're gonna have to adjust this horn. 208 00:10:51,782 --> 00:10:54,060 Gabrielle. 209 00:10:54,084 --> 00:10:55,401 Hey. 210 00:10:55,425 --> 00:10:57,825 H-Hi. 211 00:10:59,659 --> 00:11:01,738 Look at you. What a surprise. 212 00:11:01,762 --> 00:11:05,972 Oh, uh, this is Gaby. This is my wife Tammy. 213 00:11:05,996 --> 00:11:08,344 Tammy, this is Gabrielle. 214 00:11:08,368 --> 00:11:11,277 Wow, look at you. Congratulations. 215 00:11:11,301 --> 00:11:14,681 Thanks. It wasn't planned. 216 00:11:14,705 --> 00:11:19,826 Okay. So... are you guys staying here? 217 00:11:19,850 --> 00:11:21,828 No, we just came for some lunch. 218 00:11:21,852 --> 00:11:23,289 Daddy owns this place. 219 00:11:23,313 --> 00:11:25,700 That's right. You're a hotel heiress. 220 00:11:25,724 --> 00:11:28,735 Yeah, but not one of the skanky ones. 221 00:11:28,759 --> 00:11:31,367 How do you two know each other? 222 00:11:31,391 --> 00:11:33,770 I used to be Gabrielle's gardener. 223 00:11:33,794 --> 00:11:36,843 Oh! Well, as you can see, 224 00:11:36,867 --> 00:11:38,845 he's certainly married up from lawn boy. 225 00:11:38,869 --> 00:11:40,707 Tammy. What? 226 00:11:40,731 --> 00:11:43,449 Forget it. 227 00:11:43,473 --> 00:11:45,717 So I heard you married the mayor. 228 00:11:45,741 --> 00:11:47,714 You're married to Victor Lang? 229 00:11:47,738 --> 00:11:49,856 He and daddy go hunting together. 230 00:11:49,880 --> 00:11:52,218 I told John if he would just be nicer to daddy, 231 00:11:52,242 --> 00:11:54,796 he could hang out with people like the mayor 232 00:11:54,820 --> 00:11:56,092 and make important contacts. 233 00:11:56,116 --> 00:11:58,424 And I keep telling you that I don't need 234 00:11:58,448 --> 00:12:01,067 to kiss your father's ass to have a career. 235 00:12:01,091 --> 00:12:03,900 Uh, yeah, so I married the mayor. 236 00:12:03,924 --> 00:12:05,902 Kooky, huh? 237 00:12:05,926 --> 00:12:08,134 So, um, is he here with you? 238 00:12:08,158 --> 00:12:11,808 Uh, no. He's away at a conference, 239 00:12:11,832 --> 00:12:15,146 so I decided to treat myself to a spa weekend. 240 00:12:15,170 --> 00:12:18,114 Ooh! You should definitely get the full body massage. 241 00:12:19,770 --> 00:12:22,889 Oh, I plan to. 242 00:12:22,913 --> 00:12:24,851 Good to see you. 243 00:12:24,875 --> 00:12:26,215 You, too, Gaby. 244 00:12:28,518 --> 00:12:30,496 Sorry about that. A complete shock. 245 00:12:30,520 --> 00:12:32,759 I mean, of all people to run into. 246 00:12:32,783 --> 00:12:36,162 Who were they? 247 00:12:36,186 --> 00:12:39,806 Just an old friend and his idiot wife. 248 00:12:39,830 --> 00:12:41,360 Come on. Let's go. 249 00:12:43,834 --> 00:12:48,114 Bree, how lovely to see you. 250 00:12:48,138 --> 00:12:50,476 Cram it, Phyllis. You got a lot of nerve 251 00:12:50,500 --> 00:12:53,419 stealing Danielle from a convent we prepaid for. 252 00:12:53,443 --> 00:12:55,221 She didn't steal me. 253 00:12:55,245 --> 00:12:58,484 I'm a mature person capable of making my own decisions. 254 00:12:58,508 --> 00:13:00,486 Well, good. You can decide to pack, 255 00:13:00,510 --> 00:13:02,358 because we are taking you back to the convent. 256 00:13:02,382 --> 00:13:04,360 Mnh-mnh. I'm turning 18 this weekend, 257 00:13:04,384 --> 00:13:06,371 so you can't boss me around anymore. 258 00:13:06,395 --> 00:13:08,264 I'm staying with grandma, 259 00:13:08,288 --> 00:13:11,267 and I'm gonna have my baby delivered here. We have an excellent medical staff. 260 00:13:11,291 --> 00:13:12,768 It's a retirement village. 261 00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:15,349 All these doctors know how to deliver is bad news. 262 00:13:15,373 --> 00:13:17,343 I don't care. I'm staying, 263 00:13:17,367 --> 00:13:20,807 and I'm gonna raise the baby here, too. What? 264 00:13:20,831 --> 00:13:22,208 Entirely her idea. 265 00:13:22,232 --> 00:13:24,480 A baby is god's most precious gift. 266 00:13:24,504 --> 00:13:26,482 I will not have mine raised 267 00:13:26,506 --> 00:13:28,955 by a cold, emotionally unavailable woman like you. 268 00:13:28,979 --> 00:13:30,516 "Emotionally unavailable." 269 00:13:30,540 --> 00:13:33,860 Gosh, I wonder where she picked up that little phrase. Hmm. 270 00:13:33,884 --> 00:13:36,501 Like I'm too dumb to think of it myself? 271 00:13:36,525 --> 00:13:40,096 You're always mean to me, just like you were to dad. 272 00:13:40,120 --> 00:13:41,828 You emasculated him. 273 00:13:41,852 --> 00:13:44,100 Well, you're not gonna emasculate me. 274 00:13:44,124 --> 00:13:46,111 You don't even know what that means, 275 00:13:46,135 --> 00:13:47,974 you petulant sock puppet! 276 00:13:47,998 --> 00:13:50,937 Who cares? 277 00:13:50,961 --> 00:13:52,531 I'm going to the store. 278 00:13:54,935 --> 00:13:57,083 Buy a dictionary. 279 00:13:58,108 --> 00:14:02,018 So that's all settled. 280 00:14:02,042 --> 00:14:04,982 Would you like some iced tea? 281 00:14:13,954 --> 00:14:16,067 You aren't joining the lynch mob? 282 00:14:16,091 --> 00:14:18,064 Uh, you mean Katherine's homeowners thing? 283 00:14:18,088 --> 00:14:20,206 Yeah, I think I'll sit this one out. 284 00:14:20,230 --> 00:14:22,909 No, no, no. You can't do that. You've got to pick a side. 285 00:14:22,933 --> 00:14:26,412 Art or mindless conformity? 286 00:14:26,436 --> 00:14:28,875 See, this is one of the upsides of having cancer. 287 00:14:28,899 --> 00:14:31,878 You get to excuse yourself from petty neighborhood squabbles. 288 00:14:31,902 --> 00:14:34,929 You won't think they're so petty when she comes after you. 289 00:14:34,953 --> 00:14:37,253 Me? Why would she do that? 290 00:14:37,277 --> 00:14:39,986 Did the homeowners' association approve everything in your yard? 291 00:14:40,010 --> 00:14:42,528 The fence? That swing? 292 00:14:42,552 --> 00:14:44,030 The tree house? 293 00:14:44,054 --> 00:14:46,471 I don't think Katherine will bother herself 294 00:14:46,495 --> 00:14:47,994 over a tree house. 295 00:14:48,018 --> 00:14:49,996 First, they came for the fountains, 296 00:14:50,020 --> 00:14:53,869 and I did not speak out because I had no fountain. What? 297 00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:55,876 Then they came for the lawn gnomes, 298 00:14:55,900 --> 00:14:59,445 and I did not speak out because I had no gnome. You're comparing Katherine to a Nazi? 299 00:14:59,469 --> 00:15:01,447 Then they came for my tree house, 300 00:15:01,471 --> 00:15:05,081 and there was no one left to speak out for me. 301 00:15:08,538 --> 00:15:11,017 Thank you, ladies. I so appreciate your input, 302 00:15:11,041 --> 00:15:13,920 and I think we can all agree 303 00:15:13,944 --> 00:15:16,901 that the fountain has no place on our street. 304 00:15:16,925 --> 00:15:21,467 Yeah, we gotta show those gays we mean business. 305 00:15:21,491 --> 00:15:25,431 Ida, again, the issue is not Bob and Lee being gay. 306 00:15:25,455 --> 00:15:27,073 It's the fountain. 307 00:15:27,097 --> 00:15:30,136 Well, can't it be both? 308 00:15:30,160 --> 00:15:33,009 Anyway... 309 00:15:33,033 --> 00:15:36,082 If you elect me president, my first act 310 00:15:36,106 --> 00:15:40,016 will be to eliminate this so-called work of art. 311 00:15:40,040 --> 00:15:42,388 Hear, hear. 312 00:15:42,412 --> 00:15:43,990 Yes, Lynette. 313 00:15:44,014 --> 00:15:46,501 After you get rid of this fountain, that's it, right? 314 00:15:46,525 --> 00:15:49,025 I don't follow. 315 00:15:49,049 --> 00:15:51,027 I mean... You're not gonna start 316 00:15:51,051 --> 00:15:53,459 checking everyone's yards for things that don't fit in? 317 00:15:53,483 --> 00:15:56,102 Oh, of course not. 318 00:15:56,126 --> 00:15:59,035 As long as those things meet the association's guidelines. 319 00:15:59,059 --> 00:16:02,008 Uh-huh. And what if they don't? 320 00:16:02,032 --> 00:16:05,076 Are you referring to something in particular? 321 00:16:05,100 --> 00:16:08,244 My kids' tree house. Can you promise you'll leave it alone? 322 00:16:08,268 --> 00:16:11,217 Well, it's not up to me. That's the whole point. 323 00:16:11,241 --> 00:16:12,718 There are rules. 324 00:16:12,742 --> 00:16:14,650 That sounds like a no. 325 00:16:14,674 --> 00:16:16,983 If I make an exception for you, 326 00:16:17,007 --> 00:16:18,985 then I have to make one for everyone, 327 00:16:19,009 --> 00:16:21,287 and surely, you realize that the whole neighborhood 328 00:16:21,311 --> 00:16:24,991 can't revolve around your little tree house. 329 00:16:25,015 --> 00:16:26,993 Now since I am running unopposed, 330 00:16:27,017 --> 00:16:30,017 I just need someone to second my nomination. 331 00:16:31,621 --> 00:16:34,300 Oh! Thank you, Lynette. 332 00:16:34,324 --> 00:16:37,473 No, actually, I'm nominating myself. 333 00:16:37,497 --> 00:16:40,476 I am now running for president... 334 00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:42,100 Against you. 335 00:16:56,046 --> 00:16:58,694 You know, running for president in your condition? 336 00:16:58,718 --> 00:17:00,696 I don't think it's a good idea. 337 00:17:00,720 --> 00:17:03,069 Tom, I don't want your opinion, just your vote. 338 00:17:03,093 --> 00:17:06,132 If you want to save the tree house, 339 00:17:06,156 --> 00:17:08,134 why don't you let me run instead? 340 00:17:08,158 --> 00:17:10,176 Because you'd never win. Bossy women rule this street. 341 00:17:10,200 --> 00:17:13,079 You know that. I know one rules my life. 342 00:17:13,103 --> 00:17:14,680 I'm sorry. I didn't catch that. 343 00:17:14,704 --> 00:17:17,083 Nothing. 344 00:17:17,107 --> 00:17:20,015 Look, this is not just about a tree house or a fountain. 345 00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:21,517 This is about 346 00:17:21,541 --> 00:17:23,519 what kind of neighborhood we want to live in. 347 00:17:23,543 --> 00:17:25,526 Do we get to make our own choices, 348 00:17:25,550 --> 00:17:28,624 or do we let the taste police make them for us? 349 00:17:28,648 --> 00:17:32,298 Ah, now I get it. This about you wanting to take on Katherine. 350 00:17:32,322 --> 00:17:35,531 No! This is about personal freedom... 351 00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:37,203 Specifically, my personal freedom 352 00:17:37,227 --> 00:17:39,335 to take down that jackbooted hausfrau. 353 00:17:39,359 --> 00:17:42,108 Honey, if you're looking for something to fight, 354 00:17:42,132 --> 00:17:43,609 how about your cancer? 355 00:17:43,633 --> 00:17:45,611 Hey, a tumor is a tumor 356 00:17:45,635 --> 00:17:49,695 whether it's in your body or living across the street. 357 00:17:52,142 --> 00:17:54,420 I don't know why you buy those things. 358 00:17:54,444 --> 00:17:56,482 They just end up on the floor. 359 00:17:56,506 --> 00:18:01,187 Because I want to feel pretty and feminine. 360 00:18:02,512 --> 00:18:05,239 Ooh! My chili cheese fries! Just a second! 361 00:18:05,263 --> 00:18:08,464 Gabrielle? It's me... John. 362 00:18:08,488 --> 00:18:12,118 John? John who? 363 00:18:13,723 --> 00:18:15,710 Uh, okay. You know that old friend 364 00:18:15,734 --> 00:18:17,843 I ran into in the lobby? 365 00:18:17,867 --> 00:18:20,646 It might have been John Rowland. 366 00:18:20,670 --> 00:18:22,778 Maybe. I'm not sure. 367 00:18:22,802 --> 00:18:24,810 Gabrielle? 368 00:18:24,834 --> 00:18:27,818 But just to be safe, you may wanna hide in the closet. 369 00:18:27,842 --> 00:18:30,486 What? I'm not hiding from that guy. Really? 370 00:18:30,510 --> 00:18:33,189 Because his father-in-law goes hunting with Victor... 371 00:18:33,213 --> 00:18:35,200 You know, the guy who hired someone 372 00:18:35,224 --> 00:18:38,664 to tail us and possibly kill us? 373 00:18:38,688 --> 00:18:40,148 Okay. 374 00:18:46,596 --> 00:18:48,834 John, what are you doing here? 375 00:18:48,858 --> 00:18:51,207 When I ran into you last fall, 376 00:18:51,231 --> 00:18:53,209 you wanted to start up our affair again, 377 00:18:53,233 --> 00:18:54,510 and I wasn't ready. 378 00:18:54,534 --> 00:18:56,742 Well, I'm ready. 379 00:18:56,766 --> 00:18:59,285 Mm! Mm. 380 00:19:06,676 --> 00:19:08,354 Hey. 381 00:19:08,378 --> 00:19:11,327 Listen, I promised Tom I wouldn't knock myself out 382 00:19:11,351 --> 00:19:13,859 campaigning for this homeowners thing, 383 00:19:13,883 --> 00:19:16,262 so I was hoping you could help me... 384 00:19:16,286 --> 00:19:20,135 You know, ring some bells, talk me up, that sort of thing? 385 00:19:20,159 --> 00:19:22,608 I would love to, but... 386 00:19:22,632 --> 00:19:24,470 But what? 387 00:19:24,494 --> 00:19:26,472 This is awkward. 388 00:19:26,496 --> 00:19:29,175 Uh, I told Katherine I'd vote for her. 389 00:19:29,199 --> 00:19:31,317 You're picking her over me? 390 00:19:31,341 --> 00:19:33,619 Uh, it's not like I'm pro-Katherine. 391 00:19:33,643 --> 00:19:36,522 I'm just anti-fountain. 392 00:19:36,546 --> 00:19:39,685 Oh, don't give me that look. I made her a promise. 393 00:19:39,709 --> 00:19:41,727 Yes, but that was before your best friend 394 00:19:41,751 --> 00:19:44,159 threw her scarf in the ring. 395 00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:45,160 Uh... 396 00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:47,333 Okay. If I vote for you, 397 00:19:47,357 --> 00:19:49,635 do you promise to get rid of that fountain? 398 00:19:49,659 --> 00:19:52,938 See, that's awkward for me. This is about personal freedom. 399 00:19:52,962 --> 00:19:55,276 You know? I'm running as a libertarian. 400 00:19:55,300 --> 00:19:56,902 Well, I'm voting as a light sleeper. 401 00:19:56,926 --> 00:19:59,505 It's right outside our bedroom window. 402 00:19:59,529 --> 00:20:02,508 Seriously, Lynette, it's like living next to splash mountain. 403 00:20:02,532 --> 00:20:06,189 But it's my kids' tree house. They really need it. Well, we need our sleep. 404 00:20:06,213 --> 00:20:08,384 Why don't you get earplugs? 405 00:20:08,408 --> 00:20:10,716 Why don't you get... Tree house plugs? 406 00:20:10,740 --> 00:20:12,918 What? That doesn't even make sense. 407 00:20:12,942 --> 00:20:14,420 Yeah, I'm sorry. 408 00:20:14,444 --> 00:20:17,354 You know, tired people aren't witty. 409 00:20:19,389 --> 00:20:21,897 Seriously, John, you have got to get out of here. 410 00:20:21,921 --> 00:20:24,370 No. Please. I need to be with you. 411 00:20:24,394 --> 00:20:27,278 What about your wife? You met her. She's dumb, demanding, 412 00:20:27,302 --> 00:20:29,835 totally self-centered, especially in bed. 413 00:20:29,859 --> 00:20:31,337 I mean, she's awful. 414 00:20:31,361 --> 00:20:34,880 Awfully pregnant. I know. I-I'm completely trapped, 415 00:20:34,904 --> 00:20:36,891 just like you were with Mr. Solis. 416 00:20:36,915 --> 00:20:38,344 Wha... 417 00:20:38,368 --> 00:20:40,246 I-I wasn't "trapped." 418 00:20:40,270 --> 00:20:41,747 What do you mean? 419 00:20:41,771 --> 00:20:45,455 All you'd ever talk about was what a selfish pig he was. 420 00:20:45,479 --> 00:20:47,453 Well, I think you're paraphrasing. 421 00:20:47,477 --> 00:20:49,455 Okay, seriously, you have to go. 422 00:20:49,479 --> 00:20:52,458 Come on. You know it would be hot, just like old times. 423 00:20:52,482 --> 00:20:57,569 Remember how great our sex was? Oh, I don't think we need to get into that. 424 00:20:57,593 --> 00:21:01,367 What about the time we were doing it in the shower? 425 00:21:01,391 --> 00:21:04,370 Mr. Solis drove up? Uh, does not ring a bell. 426 00:21:04,394 --> 00:21:06,377 Come on. And I hid in the closet? 427 00:21:06,401 --> 00:21:10,376 And you looked so hot, Mr. Solis pulled you down on the bed. 428 00:21:12,001 --> 00:21:14,720 And you had to fake an orgasm just so he wouldn't catch on. 429 00:21:16,406 --> 00:21:18,584 Yeah, good times. 430 00:21:18,608 --> 00:21:21,827 Anyways, uh, that's a negatory on the affair... What? 431 00:21:21,851 --> 00:21:23,829 And I will see you later. 432 00:21:23,853 --> 00:21:26,862 Come on, but we're so good together. Gab... 433 00:21:26,886 --> 00:21:28,416 Please! 434 00:21:32,291 --> 00:21:35,331 Boy, that was a close one, huh? 435 00:21:44,334 --> 00:21:45,811 You faked it with me 436 00:21:45,835 --> 00:21:48,414 while that wax job was hiding in the closet? 437 00:21:48,438 --> 00:21:50,716 Yes, I had an affair. Old news. Move on. 438 00:21:50,740 --> 00:21:53,389 Where's that room service? So you're not gonna apologize 439 00:21:53,413 --> 00:21:55,891 for humiliating me in my own bed? 440 00:21:55,915 --> 00:21:59,565 You deserved it. All you cared about back then was work. 441 00:21:59,589 --> 00:22:01,567 Hey, I was not that bad of a husband, 442 00:22:01,591 --> 00:22:04,430 and somebody had to support your Italian shoe addiction. 443 00:22:04,454 --> 00:22:06,537 I shopped because I was bored and lonely... 444 00:22:06,561 --> 00:22:09,775 Same reason I had an affair. Yeah, with our teenage gardener! 445 00:22:09,799 --> 00:22:12,007 I should have snapped that kid's neck two years ago. 446 00:22:12,031 --> 00:22:15,080 Oh, let it go! John Rowland didn't do anything to you 447 00:22:15,104 --> 00:22:17,087 that you're not doing to Victor. 448 00:22:17,111 --> 00:22:20,416 You can't even compare the two! It's completely different! 449 00:22:20,440 --> 00:22:23,519 Is it, Mr. Man in the closet? 450 00:22:23,543 --> 00:22:25,621 Yeah, you heard me. 451 00:22:25,645 --> 00:22:28,415 Who's John Rowland now? 452 00:22:37,056 --> 00:22:39,435 Katherine, what are you up to? 453 00:22:39,459 --> 00:22:41,637 Just visiting a friend. 454 00:22:41,661 --> 00:22:45,971 Liar. You're campaigning. Cookies... nice touch. 455 00:22:45,995 --> 00:22:48,514 Ditto on the scarf. 456 00:22:52,472 --> 00:22:54,620 Edie, you got a moment? 457 00:22:54,644 --> 00:22:57,357 I am running for president of the homeowners' association, 458 00:22:57,381 --> 00:23:00,756 and I want to talk to you about that horrible fountain. 459 00:23:00,780 --> 00:23:03,529 Screw the fountain. You want my support? 460 00:23:03,553 --> 00:23:06,532 Make Ida Greenberg ditch that screen door. 461 00:23:06,556 --> 00:23:08,734 That rusty, old tetanus bucket... 462 00:23:08,758 --> 00:23:10,666 Looks fine to me. It's hardly ripped at all. 463 00:23:10,690 --> 00:23:13,038 In fact, if you give me your support... 464 00:23:13,062 --> 00:23:15,409 I'll make Mrs. Burkette prune those roses. 465 00:23:15,433 --> 00:23:17,372 It's a garden, not a jungle, 466 00:23:17,396 --> 00:23:19,374 and you shouldn't have to... 467 00:23:19,398 --> 00:23:21,376 Pay for a fence you don't even want. 468 00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:24,049 That's not how you make good neighbors, 469 00:23:24,073 --> 00:23:27,057 And I don't care if... The Mustafas don't celebrate Christmas. 470 00:23:27,081 --> 00:23:29,615 You're asking them to hang a few lights, not convert. 471 00:23:29,639 --> 00:23:31,417 When I'm president, I promise... 472 00:23:31,441 --> 00:23:33,419 You can keep that satellite dish. 473 00:23:33,443 --> 00:23:35,670 In fact, this is practically a first amendment issue. 474 00:23:35,694 --> 00:23:37,493 The way I see it... 475 00:23:37,517 --> 00:23:38,794 The entire neighborhood 476 00:23:38,818 --> 00:23:41,827 should be a testament to symmetry and beauty. 477 00:23:41,851 --> 00:23:42,968 So... 478 00:23:42,992 --> 00:23:44,970 Have I got your vote? 479 00:23:44,994 --> 00:23:46,972 Um, I'm not sure yet. 480 00:23:46,996 --> 00:23:48,596 Keep rubbing. 481 00:23:59,539 --> 00:24:02,748 Bree, I know you're upset, but you've got to eat. 482 00:24:02,772 --> 00:24:05,420 I'm just so mad at myself. 483 00:24:05,444 --> 00:24:06,727 I should have realized 484 00:24:06,751 --> 00:24:08,724 that the maternal instinct is so strong, 485 00:24:08,748 --> 00:24:10,996 that even Danielle would develop it. 486 00:24:14,684 --> 00:24:16,431 What's so funny? 487 00:24:16,455 --> 00:24:18,904 You know those animals who eat their young? 488 00:24:18,928 --> 00:24:21,837 Even they have more maternal instinct than Danielle. 489 00:24:21,861 --> 00:24:23,869 Then why would she want the child? 490 00:24:23,893 --> 00:24:25,876 You've known her how long, and you still haven't 491 00:24:25,900 --> 00:24:28,874 figured out how that lentil she calls a brain works? 492 00:24:28,898 --> 00:24:32,578 There's no need to insult your sister. Let him talk. 493 00:24:32,602 --> 00:24:34,720 All right, Danielle cares about three things... 494 00:24:34,744 --> 00:24:38,684 Danielle, fun, and, uh... 495 00:24:38,708 --> 00:24:40,886 Wait. I was wrong. It's just two. 496 00:24:40,910 --> 00:24:43,759 And a retirement village is fun? 497 00:24:43,783 --> 00:24:45,766 Compared to what you're offering her... 498 00:24:45,790 --> 00:24:47,763 A crappy job and community college. 499 00:24:47,787 --> 00:24:50,636 I mean, you think grandma's gonna make her do any of that? 500 00:24:50,660 --> 00:24:52,638 So Danielle's only doing this 501 00:24:52,662 --> 00:24:54,870 because Phyllis is offering her a cushy life? 502 00:24:54,894 --> 00:24:56,942 Yeah. If you want that baby, 503 00:24:56,966 --> 00:24:59,726 you're gonna have to outbid grandma. 504 00:25:10,279 --> 00:25:12,257 What are you doing here? 505 00:25:12,281 --> 00:25:13,719 Hi, John. 506 00:25:13,743 --> 00:25:16,862 I wanted to talk to you. 507 00:25:16,886 --> 00:25:19,516 It'll be very friendly. No hitting. 508 00:25:26,556 --> 00:25:27,873 What's up? 509 00:25:27,897 --> 00:25:29,875 This is gonna sound weird, but, uh, 510 00:25:29,899 --> 00:25:34,079 I've been doing some thinking lately, and, well, 511 00:25:34,103 --> 00:25:37,173 I've decided that it's time for me to forgive you. 512 00:25:39,168 --> 00:25:41,868 For sleeping with my wife. 513 00:25:44,143 --> 00:25:46,830 Yeah, well, I didn't just sleep with Gaby. 514 00:25:46,854 --> 00:25:48,876 I fell in love with her. 515 00:25:52,221 --> 00:25:54,321 I forgive you for that, too. 516 00:25:56,856 --> 00:25:58,864 Why are you doing this? 517 00:25:58,888 --> 00:26:01,637 You in some kind of 12-step program? 518 00:26:03,693 --> 00:26:06,677 Let's just say I've recently learned how loving someone 519 00:26:06,701 --> 00:26:09,766 makes you forget the difference between right and wrong. 520 00:26:15,104 --> 00:26:18,654 Anyway, that's pretty much it. I should go. 521 00:26:18,678 --> 00:26:20,986 Hey. 522 00:26:21,010 --> 00:26:23,158 Do you still talk to Gabrielle? 523 00:26:23,182 --> 00:26:25,791 Occasionally. Why? 524 00:26:25,815 --> 00:26:29,735 I just want to know if she was happy. 525 00:26:29,759 --> 00:26:32,319 I think she is. 526 00:26:35,224 --> 00:26:37,803 Well... 527 00:26:37,827 --> 00:26:39,727 Good for her. 528 00:26:46,676 --> 00:26:49,655 All right, before we vote, 529 00:26:49,679 --> 00:26:51,717 are there any more questions for the candidates? 530 00:26:51,741 --> 00:26:53,989 Anybody besides Lee? 531 00:26:54,013 --> 00:26:55,661 It's not a question. 532 00:26:55,685 --> 00:26:57,663 I just want to remind everyone 533 00:26:57,687 --> 00:27:00,595 that a vote for Katherine is a vote for fascism. 534 00:27:00,619 --> 00:27:04,229 What is it with you gay people and clothes? 535 00:27:04,253 --> 00:27:06,772 Fascism, Ida, not fashion. 536 00:27:06,796 --> 00:27:10,676 Although if you ever do want to talk fashion, 537 00:27:10,700 --> 00:27:11,907 we're here for you. 538 00:27:11,931 --> 00:27:13,909 All right, debate's over. 539 00:27:13,933 --> 00:27:17,273 Let's kick this pig. All in favor of Lynette? 540 00:27:23,743 --> 00:27:27,683 Okay, and those for Katherine? 541 00:27:33,422 --> 00:27:36,802 That's 14 for Lynette and 14 for Katherine. 542 00:27:36,826 --> 00:27:39,234 So what do we do? It's a tie. 543 00:27:39,258 --> 00:27:40,806 Ah! 544 00:27:40,830 --> 00:27:42,307 No, it's not. 545 00:27:42,331 --> 00:27:43,861 Susan voted twice. 546 00:27:47,336 --> 00:27:49,344 Did I? 547 00:27:49,368 --> 00:27:52,678 Well, that's obviously wrong. 548 00:27:52,702 --> 00:27:55,142 You only get one vote, sweet cheeks. Who's it gonna be? 549 00:28:09,719 --> 00:28:12,137 Susan, we're waiting. 550 00:28:12,161 --> 00:28:14,161 It's up to you, hon. 551 00:28:17,727 --> 00:28:19,674 Katherine. 552 00:28:19,698 --> 00:28:21,947 Oh! 553 00:28:21,971 --> 00:28:24,471 Okay, it's official. Katherine is our new president. 554 00:28:27,877 --> 00:28:30,185 Thank you. Thank you, everyone, 555 00:28:30,209 --> 00:28:33,188 and I promise to do my best for this neighborhood. 556 00:28:33,212 --> 00:28:35,761 And, Bob, Lee, Mr. Mustafa, 557 00:28:35,785 --> 00:28:37,692 I'll be in touch regarding your various infractions. 558 00:28:37,716 --> 00:28:38,894 Oh. 559 00:28:38,918 --> 00:28:40,818 And you, too, Lynette. 560 00:28:43,252 --> 00:28:45,470 Meeting adjourned. 561 00:28:45,494 --> 00:28:47,933 Oh. 562 00:28:49,899 --> 00:28:52,899 I know. Well, I'm not surprised. 563 00:29:10,119 --> 00:29:11,957 ♪♪♪ 564 00:29:11,981 --> 00:29:13,458 You know, Phyllis, 565 00:29:13,482 --> 00:29:16,836 we cannot thank you enough for accepting our apology. 566 00:29:16,860 --> 00:29:19,835 Well, I think we should try to stay on good terms 567 00:29:19,859 --> 00:29:22,908 for Danielle's sake. 568 00:29:22,932 --> 00:29:25,210 I'm glad you suggested that we eat out here. 569 00:29:25,234 --> 00:29:28,313 I never think to do this. 570 00:29:28,337 --> 00:29:30,315 Oh, darn, I forgot the napkins. 571 00:29:30,339 --> 00:29:32,317 Oh, no problem. 572 00:29:32,341 --> 00:29:34,301 I'll go get some. 573 00:29:35,845 --> 00:29:39,184 So now that we have a moment alone, 574 00:29:39,208 --> 00:29:42,757 your mother and I would like to say how proud we are of you. 575 00:29:42,781 --> 00:29:44,089 Yeah, right. 576 00:29:44,113 --> 00:29:47,933 Seriously, we hadn't realized you'd matured enough 577 00:29:47,957 --> 00:29:50,796 to take on the burden of motherhood all by yourself. 578 00:29:50,820 --> 00:29:52,868 Well, grandma's gonna help. 579 00:29:52,892 --> 00:29:55,879 She'll do what she can, but you mustn't overtax her. 580 00:29:55,903 --> 00:29:58,173 Her heart is not very strong. 581 00:29:58,197 --> 00:30:00,045 She seems fine to me. 582 00:30:00,069 --> 00:30:01,546 Well, knock wood. 583 00:30:01,570 --> 00:30:04,379 We'd hate to see you forced to take care of a baby 584 00:30:04,403 --> 00:30:06,451 and a sick old woman. 585 00:30:06,475 --> 00:30:09,575 Whoa! Mah-jongg. Don't see that much anymore. 586 00:30:11,410 --> 00:30:13,880 Hey, hey. 587 00:30:15,214 --> 00:30:17,928 Danielle, you should introduce yourself. 588 00:30:17,952 --> 00:30:20,365 These people are your new friends. Mm. 589 00:30:20,389 --> 00:30:22,367 And you're going to learn more 590 00:30:22,391 --> 00:30:24,369 from their experience and wisdom 591 00:30:24,393 --> 00:30:27,137 than you ever could have learned at that college in Florida. 592 00:30:27,161 --> 00:30:28,934 Wait. I thought I couldn't go there. 593 00:30:28,958 --> 00:30:30,936 You said it was just a party school. 594 00:30:30,960 --> 00:30:32,938 Well, actually, we checked into the curriculum, 595 00:30:32,962 --> 00:30:34,980 and it's very strong, but no matter. 596 00:30:35,004 --> 00:30:37,988 You're be happier here. Yes, and with a grandmother's unconditional love, 597 00:30:38,012 --> 00:30:41,116 who needs frat boys who only like you for your convertible? 598 00:30:41,140 --> 00:30:43,088 Whoa. When did I get a convertible? 599 00:30:43,112 --> 00:30:46,096 Well, we were gonna surprise you with one for your birthday, 600 00:30:46,120 --> 00:30:48,593 but since you're keeping the baby, you'll want 601 00:30:48,617 --> 00:30:51,596 a more practical gift. We're thinking a diaper service. 602 00:30:51,620 --> 00:30:54,129 Oh, look, they have water aerobics. 603 00:30:54,153 --> 00:30:55,260 Up! 604 00:30:55,284 --> 00:30:58,403 Out. Out. 605 00:30:58,427 --> 00:31:00,587 You should sign up. 606 00:31:03,893 --> 00:31:07,973 You know, maybe i should go to college. 607 00:31:07,997 --> 00:31:09,975 I mean, for the baby's sake. 608 00:31:09,999 --> 00:31:12,017 How can I support it without a degree? 609 00:31:12,041 --> 00:31:16,021 But you can't raise this child in a Miami dorm room. 610 00:31:16,045 --> 00:31:18,924 You'll need to leave it with someone you can trust 611 00:31:18,948 --> 00:31:21,957 to take care of it properly. 612 00:31:21,981 --> 00:31:25,030 Sorry. 613 00:31:25,054 --> 00:31:27,041 The elevator's out. I... 614 00:31:27,065 --> 00:31:29,534 Oh. I have to catch my breath. 615 00:31:36,575 --> 00:31:39,104 Grandma? 616 00:31:39,128 --> 00:31:40,928 We need to talk. 617 00:31:51,240 --> 00:31:52,517 What's this? 618 00:31:52,541 --> 00:31:54,419 I thought we might toast my victory. 619 00:31:54,443 --> 00:31:57,462 I'm kind of in the middle of something here. 620 00:31:57,486 --> 00:31:59,965 Oh. 621 00:31:59,989 --> 00:32:04,269 So... you haven't congratulated me yet. 622 00:32:04,293 --> 00:32:06,103 I know. 623 00:32:07,626 --> 00:32:10,105 Would you like to tell me what's bothering you? 624 00:32:10,129 --> 00:32:13,108 I just want you to think about what you've been doing 625 00:32:13,132 --> 00:32:15,180 for the past few days. 626 00:32:15,204 --> 00:32:17,943 You've mounted a crusade against a metal thing 627 00:32:17,967 --> 00:32:20,445 that shoots out water. I'm trying to keep the neighborhood beautiful. 628 00:32:20,469 --> 00:32:21,947 I love this street. 629 00:32:21,971 --> 00:32:24,950 Yeah, you keep saying that... How happy you used to be here, 630 00:32:24,974 --> 00:32:26,957 but ever since we've moved back, 631 00:32:26,981 --> 00:32:28,954 all I've seen is an unhappy woman 632 00:32:28,978 --> 00:32:30,956 who needs to control everything. 633 00:32:30,980 --> 00:32:34,399 Well... we've both learned what happens 634 00:32:34,423 --> 00:32:36,061 when you lose control. 635 00:32:36,085 --> 00:32:39,664 Oh. Chicago again. 636 00:32:39,688 --> 00:32:42,167 Tell you something else we learned there. 637 00:32:42,191 --> 00:32:46,171 When the chips are down, it helps to have friends. 638 00:32:46,195 --> 00:32:50,315 And you certainly haven't made us any lately. 639 00:32:50,339 --> 00:32:52,339 Congratulations. 640 00:33:01,180 --> 00:33:02,327 Bye, grandma. 641 00:33:02,351 --> 00:33:05,090 Good-bye, dear. 642 00:33:05,114 --> 00:33:07,394 Tell your stepfather I'll be right out. 643 00:33:13,162 --> 00:33:15,640 Oh, please, Phyllis. Even you have to agree 644 00:33:15,664 --> 00:33:18,648 that a girl who'd trade her baby for a convertible 645 00:33:18,672 --> 00:33:20,445 isn't ready for motherhood. 646 00:33:20,469 --> 00:33:24,079 She'd have changed once the baby came. 647 00:33:24,103 --> 00:33:25,533 She's her father's daughter. 648 00:33:30,379 --> 00:33:33,088 That's a nice picture of Rex. 649 00:33:33,112 --> 00:33:35,990 Oh, I have a lot of pictures. 650 00:33:36,014 --> 00:33:38,024 All of the women here do. 651 00:33:40,149 --> 00:33:42,267 They're what we have left of the things 652 00:33:42,291 --> 00:33:44,291 time has taken from us... 653 00:33:46,355 --> 00:33:51,706 Youth, homes and husbands... 654 00:33:51,730 --> 00:33:57,082 And for the unluckiest, children. 655 00:33:57,106 --> 00:34:01,116 I thought I was getting back a part of Rex. 656 00:34:01,140 --> 00:34:03,340 But now... 657 00:34:06,075 --> 00:34:08,053 I know you're lonely, Phyllis, 658 00:34:08,077 --> 00:34:11,256 but I can't give up this child just to make you feel better. 659 00:34:11,280 --> 00:34:16,050 You should go. Your family's waiting for you. 660 00:34:24,233 --> 00:34:27,720 Orson and I go to our club almost every Saturday night, 661 00:34:27,744 --> 00:34:31,546 if you're... interested in babysitting. 662 00:34:31,570 --> 00:34:34,240 You mean it? 663 00:34:36,245 --> 00:34:38,753 How will you explain me to your friends? 664 00:34:38,777 --> 00:34:41,586 I'll say that you're broke and needed the money. 665 00:34:41,610 --> 00:34:46,191 Can't you just say that you like having me around? 666 00:34:46,215 --> 00:34:49,785 I need something that will fly, Phyllis. 667 00:35:01,170 --> 00:35:02,477 Hey. What's going on? 668 00:35:02,501 --> 00:35:05,131 We need to talk. 669 00:35:07,136 --> 00:35:08,413 So here's the deal. 670 00:35:08,437 --> 00:35:11,416 I think it's time for us to do the right thing. 671 00:35:11,440 --> 00:35:14,389 I don't think I like where this is going. 672 00:35:14,413 --> 00:35:16,391 We have to end this affair. 673 00:35:16,415 --> 00:35:17,562 You serious? 674 00:35:17,586 --> 00:35:21,326 All this... sneaking around, wearing disguises, 675 00:35:21,350 --> 00:35:24,299 hiding in closets... It's just wrong. 676 00:35:24,323 --> 00:35:25,830 We're better than this. 677 00:35:25,854 --> 00:35:29,541 So what are you suggesting, we stay with Victor and Edie? 678 00:35:29,565 --> 00:35:32,277 No, we break up with them. 679 00:35:32,301 --> 00:35:34,279 Look, it'll hurt, but at least it's honest. 680 00:35:34,303 --> 00:35:37,290 And then when enough time has gone by and they've moved on, 681 00:35:37,314 --> 00:35:38,783 we can be together. 682 00:35:38,807 --> 00:35:40,745 How long are we talking about? 683 00:35:40,769 --> 00:35:42,847 I don't know. Six months? 684 00:35:42,871 --> 00:35:45,850 Six months? Nobody takes that long to heal anymore. 685 00:35:45,874 --> 00:35:47,857 It's a breakup, not a face-lift. 686 00:35:47,881 --> 00:35:50,355 Hey, look, I want us to be together, too, 687 00:35:50,379 --> 00:35:53,528 but I also wanna feel good about it. 688 00:35:53,552 --> 00:35:55,482 Don't you? 689 00:35:57,686 --> 00:36:01,436 Yeah. I do. 690 00:36:01,460 --> 00:36:05,170 You're such a good guy, Carlos. 691 00:36:05,194 --> 00:36:07,642 I really hate that about you. 692 00:36:07,666 --> 00:36:09,466 I know. 693 00:36:11,240 --> 00:36:15,670 So... I guess this is it. 694 00:36:18,176 --> 00:36:20,455 This kiss has to last six months. 695 00:36:20,479 --> 00:36:22,649 You better make it good. 696 00:36:46,335 --> 00:36:48,975 His guy can fly. My guy freeze. 697 00:36:53,211 --> 00:36:54,759 Hey, Lynette. 698 00:36:54,783 --> 00:36:56,761 Hey, Judas. 699 00:36:56,785 --> 00:36:58,763 Okay, fine. You're still angry, 700 00:36:58,787 --> 00:37:00,765 but I'm gonna make it up to you. 701 00:37:00,789 --> 00:37:02,767 When they come after that tree house, 702 00:37:02,791 --> 00:37:05,300 they're going to have one Susan Mayer chained to it. 703 00:37:05,324 --> 00:37:08,578 Don't do that. I wanna be sad when they knock it down. Lynette! 704 00:37:08,602 --> 00:37:11,276 What? You think you can just walk over here 705 00:37:11,300 --> 00:37:14,208 and cute your way out of what you did? 706 00:37:14,232 --> 00:37:16,210 We're supposed to be friends. Exactly, 707 00:37:16,234 --> 00:37:19,218 and friends don't put friends in this kind of position. 708 00:37:19,242 --> 00:37:20,945 I love you, but you can't ask me 709 00:37:20,969 --> 00:37:22,947 to put your kids ahead of my husband. 710 00:37:22,971 --> 00:37:25,950 No, Parker, that guy doesn't have freezing... 711 00:37:25,974 --> 00:37:28,484 You're right. I shouldn't have done that. 712 00:37:30,649 --> 00:37:33,628 But that tree house is the one place my kids can go 713 00:37:33,652 --> 00:37:37,762 and not hear about body scans and white blood cell counts. 714 00:37:37,786 --> 00:37:41,936 It is their getaway from this horrible thing 715 00:37:41,960 --> 00:37:43,808 that I've brought into the house. 716 00:37:43,832 --> 00:37:48,242 "Brought"? Sweetie, it's not your fault that you're sick. 717 00:37:48,266 --> 00:37:51,946 I know that... here. But here... 718 00:37:51,970 --> 00:37:55,270 It feels like I've ruined their childhood. 719 00:37:57,045 --> 00:37:59,023 Okay, if anybody needs me, 720 00:37:59,047 --> 00:38:01,526 I'll be at the hardware store buying chains. 721 00:38:01,550 --> 00:38:03,788 Oh, jeez. Get over here. 722 00:38:03,812 --> 00:38:07,792 Hello there! 723 00:38:07,816 --> 00:38:11,396 Oh, look, it's our new queen... Katherine of arrogant. 724 00:38:11,420 --> 00:38:13,698 Hey, where's the wrecking ball? 725 00:38:13,722 --> 00:38:16,479 Actually, I came to tell you the tree house can stay. 726 00:38:16,503 --> 00:38:18,373 Oh, my god. That's great! 727 00:38:18,397 --> 00:38:20,375 Yes. If anyone complains, we'll say 728 00:38:20,399 --> 00:38:24,579 it was grandfathered in under the previous administration. 729 00:38:24,603 --> 00:38:26,951 Wow. 730 00:38:26,975 --> 00:38:29,714 Thanks. Why? 731 00:38:29,738 --> 00:38:32,417 Clearly, it means a lot to you, 732 00:38:32,441 --> 00:38:34,441 and I wanna be a good neighbor. 733 00:38:36,044 --> 00:38:37,424 Katherine. 734 00:38:38,687 --> 00:38:41,666 What's with you? Sometimes you act like an ice queen, 735 00:38:41,690 --> 00:38:44,599 and then you do something really nice. 736 00:38:44,623 --> 00:38:47,301 You are one complicated lady. 737 00:38:47,325 --> 00:38:51,725 Well, I've had one complicated life. 738 00:38:57,466 --> 00:39:00,515 I've had a lot of men in my life, 739 00:39:00,539 --> 00:39:03,488 but I never let myself fall in love before. 740 00:39:03,512 --> 00:39:06,499 I thought it was because I didn't wanna get hurt, 741 00:39:06,523 --> 00:39:10,425 but... now I know the pain you feel 742 00:39:10,449 --> 00:39:13,528 isn't the worst part. 743 00:39:13,552 --> 00:39:15,622 It's the hate. 744 00:39:17,355 --> 00:39:20,004 Could you make it out to "cash"? 745 00:39:33,772 --> 00:39:35,850 Hello, Katherine. 746 00:39:35,874 --> 00:39:37,852 You here about the fountain? 747 00:39:37,876 --> 00:39:40,354 Yes, but don't worry. There's no strict deadline. 748 00:39:40,378 --> 00:39:44,589 You can... have it removed at your earliest convenience. 749 00:39:44,613 --> 00:39:47,892 Yeah, I don't think it's going anywhere. 750 00:39:47,916 --> 00:39:51,796 Oh, boys, boys, the war's over. 751 00:39:51,820 --> 00:39:54,639 Yes, it is. 752 00:39:54,663 --> 00:39:56,871 We know all about Chicago. 753 00:39:56,895 --> 00:39:59,103 Come again? 754 00:39:59,127 --> 00:40:01,606 My ex is on the board of Chicago memorial hospital. 755 00:40:01,630 --> 00:40:04,108 Seems your husband made quite a stir there... 756 00:40:04,132 --> 00:40:06,986 Whole hospital still buzzing about what he did. 757 00:40:07,010 --> 00:40:09,484 Whatever you heard is a vicious lie... 758 00:40:09,508 --> 00:40:11,956 Every word of it. 759 00:40:14,583 --> 00:40:18,493 Still, it was enough to... Make you leave town, 760 00:40:18,517 --> 00:40:22,947 which begs the question, do you like living here? 761 00:40:26,024 --> 00:40:29,064 Oh, good. We're in agreement. The fountain stays. 762 00:40:31,099 --> 00:40:33,599 Thanks for stopping by, Katherine. 763 00:40:35,433 --> 00:40:39,643 It's the same for all of us. 764 00:40:42,941 --> 00:40:45,550 We try not to get too close 765 00:40:45,574 --> 00:40:48,923 to the people who live next door. 766 00:40:48,947 --> 00:40:52,196 It's easier to give them a polite nod 767 00:40:52,220 --> 00:40:54,499 than to ask what's wrong. 768 00:40:56,855 --> 00:41:00,935 It's safer to keep walking by than to get involved. 769 00:41:00,959 --> 00:41:03,437 You right now. Okay, I don't wanna work... 770 00:41:03,461 --> 00:41:06,741 True, we sometimes do get to know the people 771 00:41:06,765 --> 00:41:10,915 we share a fence with and end up lifelong friends. 772 00:41:10,939 --> 00:41:13,578 Thanks for everything. Thank you. 773 00:41:13,602 --> 00:41:16,581 But mostly, we keep our distance 774 00:41:16,605 --> 00:41:18,683 because we'd rather our neighbors 775 00:41:18,707 --> 00:41:21,247 know nothing about us... 776 00:41:26,785 --> 00:41:28,785 Than know too much.