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‫۳۱۲ - Don't Ask, Don't Tell

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‫For Miranda, the only thing worse

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‫than being charlotte's
‫۳۴-year-old bridesmaid

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‫was being a ۳۴-year-old
‫bridesmaid without a date.

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‫With the wedding approaching,

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‫Miranda fell prey to the siren song
‫of a singles event.

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‫Multi-dating.

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‫$۲۰ bought you seven mini-dates,
‫each eight minutes long

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‫which is as long
‫as blind dates should be.

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‫Hi. I'm Miranda Hobbes.

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‫Dwight owens.

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‫Private wealth group at Morgan
‫Stanley Investment Management

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‫for high net-worth individuals

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‫and pension plans.

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‫Like my job, been there five years,

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‫divorced, no kids, not religious.

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‫I live in New Jersey,

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‫speak French and Portuguese.

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‫Any of this appealing؟

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‫Sure. Portuguese, that's impressive.

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‫Obrigado- What about you, Mandy؟

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‫Miranda.

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‫I'm a lawyer at a mid-sized firm.

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‫I was recently made partner.

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‫I'm a lawyer.

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‫I'm a lawyer.
‫I went to Harvard Law School.

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‫- I'm a stewardess.
‫- Really؟

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‫But before the wedding bells,
‫there's the rehearsal dinner.

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‫- You said you were a stewardess.
‫- I was testing a theory.

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‫- The theory being...
‫- Men are threatened by good jobs.

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‫- They don't want a lawyer. They...
‫- Want a liar.

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‫I was the liar.
‫I'd finally ended my affair with Big,

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‫but the guilt of lying to Aidan was
‫like a hangover I couldn't sleep off.

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‫- I'm just saying, as a lawyer
‫a partner, no less - I got zero dates.

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‫As a stewardess,
‫I got one for tomorrow.

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‫- The correct term is "flight attendant".
‫- Not if you wanna get laid.

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‫It's how you say what you do that
‫matters. For example, "I'm in PR".

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‫Translation - "I give great head".

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‫- What؟
‫- He's actually an oK guy.

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‫Harris Bragan,
‫emergency room doctor.

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‫Yeah, but you can't date the guy now
‫because you lied.

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‫I'd tell him eventually. If he got upset
‫he'd look completely shallow.

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‫And it would make you look schizo.

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‫Excuse me. I...

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‫We...

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‫See, mother, I told you
‫I'd become a "we" sooner or later.

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‫This is a "wee" toast.

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‫I'd like to thank everyone for coming,
‫especially the out-of-towners.

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‫My cousin caleb, who's in the
‫wedding party, came from Edinburgh.

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‫Someone had to bring
‫the real Scotch, like.

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‫I knowwhat I'll be having later.

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‫But the person I'd really like to thank
‫for showing up is this woman here.

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‫I love you more than words can say.

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‫Those who know me know I'm a man
‫of many words. God knows I've tried.

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‫All righty, then.
‫Let's eat, drink, and be married.

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‫- She's so happy.
‫- She doesn't have to be a bridesmaid.

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‫We got off easy.
‫The groomsmen have to wear kilts.

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‫- I like the idea of men in skirts
‫easy access.

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‫Is it true that
‫they wear nothing underneath؟

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‫I'll find out and get back to you.

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‫His name was caleb, right؟

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‫Hi there. I'm samantha Jones.

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‫caleb MacDougal, Samantha.
‫Pleasure.

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‫- First time in New York city؟
‫- Aye, and it's brilliant, like.

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‫The architecture, the energy.
‫It is, you know.

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‫Samantha could
‫barely understand him.

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‫But if his tongue could do that,
‫she wondered what it could do to her.

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‫I'd be happy
‫to showyou around town.

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‫That would be great.

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‫Trey got lost bringing me back
‫from the Stanhope Hotel, like.

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‫Samantha wasn't the only one
‫feeling lost.

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‫- I'm thinking I have to tell him.
‫- Tell who؟

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‫Aidan.
‫I might have to tell him about Big.

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‫- Why would you do that؟
‫- I don't know.

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‫Relationships are supposed
‫to be built on trust.

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‫No offence, but that ship has sailed.

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‫You're right. You have to tell him, but
‫not before the wedding. It's my week.

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‫It's your day.
‫You get a day, not a week.

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‫There's no reason to tell him.
‫Men lie about this all the time.

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‫- And women find out.
‫- What if he finds out؟

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‫You fucked Big all over Manhattan.
‫Why should he find out now؟

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‫could you not use
‫the f-word in vera Wang؟

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‫If my boyfriend was sleeping
‫with somebody else for three weeks,

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‫I'd wanna know about it.
‫I'd wanna have all the information.

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‫That might mean more coming from
‫someone not posing as a stewardess.

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‫What؟

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‫Nothing, but at your wedding we have
‫to pretend Miranda's a stewardess.

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‫I don't wanna pretend anything. And
‫I don't want you and Aidan fighting.

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‫Don't you think
‫this could be a little shorter؟

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‫- The skirts must the same length.
‫- Really؟

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‫- What about Trey's skirt؟
‫- It's a kilt, and it's tradition.

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‫can't I ask you not to wear your dress
‫round your see-you-next-Tuesday؟

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‫My what؟

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‫- c-U-Next...
‫- Tuesday؟

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‫oh, my God. Was that
‫a Schoolhouse Rock I missed؟

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‫If I have to be a bridesmaid,
‫I'd at least like to look good.

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‫- You don't have to be a bridesmaid.
‫- Then why am I here؟

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‫Frankly, I didn't want you
‫to feel left out.

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‫I would love to be left out. I could be
‫in bed with a hot Scot right now.

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‫Fine.

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‫- Don't do this.
‫- What؟ We're just being honest.

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‫Honestly, I hate this color.

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‫I started thinking about honesty.
‫Maybe the idea was overrated.

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‫Maybe coming clean is the ultimate
‫selfish act, a way to absolve yourself

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‫by hurting someone
‫who doesn't deserve to be hurt.

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‫I cheated on a test
‫in the fifth grade with two friends.

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‫They confessed and failed the class.

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‫I never told anyone,
‫and it never mattered.

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‫In a relationship,
‫is honesty really the best policy؟

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‫Evidently, dishonesty was
‫the best policy for Miranda.

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‫As a stewardess,
‫she was a charming date.

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‫once you work first class,
‫you can't go back to coach.

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‫- I imagine.
‫- oh, yeah.

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‫- No warm cookies in coach.
‫- You get to eat the cookies؟

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‫There's always some actress
‫who doesn't want her cookie.

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‫- Free travel, cookies
‫this sounds like a great job.

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‫- You've got the great job
‫a New York ER. I'm not saving lives.

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‫You are, in the event
‫of an emergency.

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‫Inflatable slide - I'm in charge of that.

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‫But once we open the slide,
‫it's every man for himself.

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‫That night, Harris got to make love
‫to a stewardess.

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‫Miranda didn't have to fake anything.

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‫- Wow.
‫- Yeah, wow.

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‫I'd love to ask you to spend the night,
‫but I've got an early flight to Dc.

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‫The ۵:۰۰am-er.

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‫I should get some rest too.

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‫Saturdays at the hospital are non-stop
‫since roller blades were invented.

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‫- Do you have a boy in every port؟
‫- Every airport.

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‫Seriously. I bet you're a heartbreaker.

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‫In truth, it's a lonely life.

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‫There's a wedding I'm in on Sunday.

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‫Days later, the four of us celebrated

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‫charlotte's last night
‫as a single woman.

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‫I can't believe you're getting married.

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‫Is this the beginning؟
‫Are you next؟

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‫oh, yeah.
‫I'm headed for a storybook ending.

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‫The little girl had an affair, lied to her
‫boyfriend, and lived happily ever after.

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‫Marriage doesn't guarantee
‫a happy ending, just an ending.

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‫- The end of dating.
‫- All right then.

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‫It's also the end of the possibility

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‫that your next great fuck
‫is around the corner.

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‫My next great...

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‫- Yes؟
‫- Say it.

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‫fuck is just around the corner....

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‫I finally get to sleep with Trey.

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‫- Excuse me؟
‫- You haven't slept with him yet؟

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‫Before you buy the car,
‫you take it for a test drive.

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‫I wanted to save myself
‫until we got married.

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‫- Sweetie, you're not a virgin.
‫- I am with him, and it's romantic.

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‫It's romantic until he can't figure out
‫where to put it in.

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‫- No.
‫- What if he's terrible؟

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‫He won't be terrible. No.

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‫He is an amazing kisser.

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‫- Really؟
‫- He's so sexy, and he loves me.

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‫I want to do things to him
‫that I have never done to anybody.

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‫The other night, I was thinking
‫of putting whipped cream

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‫all over my body.

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‫Low fat cool Whip is the best.
‫It's less sticky than other brands.

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‫- Low fat cool Whip.
‫- You haven't slept with him!

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‫It's been...

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‫Too long! I am so horny.

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‫Horny.

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‫Those of us not getting married
‫celebrated with a booty call.

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‫I'm so glad you called.

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‫As soon as I landed.

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‫Samantha's vertical Scotch tasting
‫that turned into a horizontal one.

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‫I had no idea you Yanks
‫were so bloody friendly.

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‫She couldn't understand him,
‫but understood he was hard.

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‫I decided to crawl into bed with Aidan,
‫but he wasn't in his bed.

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‫Hey, beautiful.
‫What brings you down here؟

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‫I was trying to surprise you.

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‫You can't surprise a man with a dog.

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‫I see that.

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‫What are you working on؟

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‫- The wedding gift.
‫- This is for charlotte and Trey؟

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‫You wanted to give them
‫a piece of my furniture.

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‫You didn't have to make something.
‫We could have picked a piece.

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‫I make all that stuff too.

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‫I know, but this is too nice.

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‫I wanted it to mean something.

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‫God, I was about to get them
‫steak knives.

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‫What does it mean؟

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‫- It's a love seat.
‫- That I get.

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‫It's two different types of wood
‫from two different trees.

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‫They blend together
‫and make it stronger, just like...

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‫A mixed drink.

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‫- Kind of like two people in love.
‫- Right, that too.

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‫Are you gonna make fun of this؟

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‫It's really...
‫nicer than anyone deserves.

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‫You see this piece؟

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‫This big old flaw right here؟

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‫It's not a flaw, really.

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‫It's just the way the wood is.
‫It's interesting. Beautiful.

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‫Flaws can be good؟

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‫Flaws are the best part.

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‫This was the time to tell him.
‫I could feel the words inside me.

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‫But if I told him,
‫could he still love me؟

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‫I wasn't ready to find out.

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‫There was another
‫booty call that night.

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‫Hi, sweetiekins.

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‫charlotte Yorke, are you drunk؟

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‫Yes. Yes, I am, Trey MacDougal.

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‫And today is
‫officially our wedding day.

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‫And I can't wait any longer.

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‫could we please make love
‫right now؟

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‫- Are you sure؟
‫- oh, yes, I am.

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‫Take me to your bedroom now.

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‫All righty then.

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‫That was unfortunate.

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‫Has this...
‫ever happened to you before؟

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‫Every now and then.

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‫I just didn't think
‫it would happen with you.

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‫It's no big deal.

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‫Sometimes intercourse
‫just doesn't do it for me.

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‫I can get the sails up,
‫just can't bring it into the harbor.

216
00:15:35,717 --> 00:15:39,915
‫- Is there anything I can do؟
‫- Yes, there is.

217
00:15:40,088 --> 00:15:42,113
‫What؟

218
00:15:42,290 --> 00:15:45,123
‫You can marry me.

219
00:15:45,293 --> 00:15:49,423
‫- I'm already doing that.
‫- I love you, charlotte.

220
00:15:50,631 --> 00:15:53,691
‫Sex is such a small part of it for us.

221
00:15:53,868 --> 00:15:58,703
‫That's what I love about you.
‫It's not just about the sex.

222
00:15:58,873 --> 00:16:01,341
‫charlotte couldn't sleep at all
‫that night.

223
00:16:04,011 --> 00:16:06,138
‫Neither could I.

224
00:16:09,484 --> 00:16:12,248
‫All I could think about was
‫that I was a cheater.

225
00:16:12,420 --> 00:16:16,516
‫I cheated and lied in fifth grade,
‫and I was still doing it.

226
00:16:21,596 --> 00:16:26,090
‫- This isn't gonna work.
‫- What do you mean؟ Us؟

227
00:16:26,267 --> 00:16:30,931
‫I can't have you sneaking out at ۳:۰۰
‫in the morning for a cigarette.

228
00:16:32,440 --> 00:16:34,908
‫I tried to quit. I just couldn't.

229
00:16:36,644 --> 00:16:38,043
‫Well...

230
00:16:40,047 --> 00:16:43,107
‫I'll just have to learn to live with it.

231
00:16:43,284 --> 00:16:47,914
‫- You said you can't date a smoker.
‫- You're not just a smoker.

232
00:16:48,089 --> 00:16:50,683
‫You're a lot of things.

233
00:16:51,426 --> 00:16:55,522
‫- I'm not perfect.
‫- oh, yeah؟ What's your flaw؟

234
00:16:58,032 --> 00:17:00,330
‫You tell me.

235
00:17:00,501 --> 00:17:02,469
‫I don't know.

236
00:17:02,637 --> 00:17:04,434
‫That was another lie.

237
00:17:04,605 --> 00:17:08,063
‫I knewwhat his flawwas.
‫It was trusting me with his heart.

238
00:17:08,242 --> 00:17:12,474
‫- Aidan, I need to tell you something.
‫- What؟

239
00:17:12,680 --> 00:17:14,978
‫But suddenly I couldn't tell him.

240
00:17:15,116 --> 00:17:18,779
‫I was afraid he'd never
‫look at me that way again.

241
00:17:18,953 --> 00:17:21,012
‫So I didn't.

242
00:17:21,189 --> 00:17:22,747
‫I love you.

243
00:17:22,924 --> 00:17:25,290
‫I love you, too.

244
00:17:30,765 --> 00:17:35,031
‫- Let's go back and go to bed.
‫- No, I should get home.

245
00:17:36,037 --> 00:17:39,871
‫My stuff's at home,
‫the stuff for the wedding.

246
00:17:40,041 --> 00:17:43,272
‫I'm the maid of honor.
‫I need to be presentable.

247
00:17:43,444 --> 00:17:45,503
‫I'll come with you.

248
00:17:45,680 --> 00:17:51,118
‫No, stay here.
‫Just pick me up in the morning.

249
00:17:51,285 --> 00:17:54,220
‫I'll get my stuff. I have to go.

250
00:18:00,127 --> 00:18:03,221
‫Is this wedding black tie؟
‫I don't have a tux.

251
00:18:03,397 --> 00:18:06,833
‫The groom is in a kilt,
‫so pretty...

252
00:18:08,135 --> 00:18:11,229
‫- What happened؟
‫- I cut my finger.

253
00:18:11,439 --> 00:18:13,031
‫Jesus.

254
00:18:13,207 --> 00:18:15,437
‫It's oK. It happens.

255
00:18:15,610 --> 00:18:17,441
‫You haven't made breakfast

256
00:18:17,612 --> 00:18:20,410
‫till you've made it at ۱۰,۰۰۰ feet
‫in turbulence.

257
00:18:20,581 --> 00:18:23,175
‫- It's really bleeding. Look.
‫- I saw it.

258
00:18:23,351 --> 00:18:25,478
‫- What should I do؟
‫- I don't know.

259
00:18:25,653 --> 00:18:29,589
‫- It's deep. Do I need stitches؟
‫- Stop putting it in my face.

260
00:18:29,757 --> 00:18:35,059
‫- I think it's really bad, look.
‫- Stop it. Blood makes me queasy.

261
00:18:35,229 --> 00:18:38,494
‫But you're a doctor. Aren't you؟

262
00:18:39,834 --> 00:18:42,860
‫- Not really.
‫- What are you then؟

263
00:18:43,037 --> 00:18:46,404
‫Assistant Manager of Athlete's Foot
‫at ۸۱st and Broadway.

264
00:18:46,607 --> 00:18:50,407
‫- You lied؟
‫- I'm sorry.

265
00:18:50,578 --> 00:18:53,604
‫I always wanted
‫to sleep with a stewardess.

266
00:18:53,781 --> 00:18:56,716
‫For a moment,
‫Miranda considered coming clean.

267
00:18:56,884 --> 00:18:58,715
‫But then they'd both be liars,

268
00:18:58,886 --> 00:19:01,719
‫and he wouldn't have slept
‫with a stewardess.

269
00:19:01,889 --> 00:19:06,758
‫You should go. I hope I never
‫have you on one of my flights.

270
00:19:06,928 --> 00:19:09,988
‫- I wouldn't be on first class.
‫- No, you wouldn't.

271
00:19:20,908 --> 00:19:24,139
‫I'm running late. charlotte will never
‫forgive me. I need to...

272
00:19:24,312 --> 00:19:26,337
‫What's that؟

273
00:19:26,514 --> 00:19:29,677
‫- It's the wedding gift.
‫- That love seat packs up nice.

274
00:19:29,850 --> 00:19:32,045
‫It's a Polaroid.

275
00:19:32,219 --> 00:19:34,983
‫You look too hot to be a bridesmaid.

276
00:19:35,156 --> 00:19:41,254
‫I thought the whole point was to wear
‫a bad dress and be humiliated.

277
00:19:41,429 --> 00:19:43,260
‫It's not that kind of wedding.

278
00:19:43,431 --> 00:19:48,061
‫I thought maybe one day
‫I'd build us a love seat.

279
00:19:48,235 --> 00:19:51,432
‫We're gonna be late.
‫I'm just gonna grab my...

280
00:19:52,773 --> 00:19:56,004
‫I was supposed to be
‫at the church ten minutes ago.

281
00:19:56,177 --> 00:19:58,805
‫You never let me hold you anymore.

282
00:19:59,447 --> 00:20:03,144
‫- Why do you keep running away؟
‫- I'm not running away.

283
00:20:03,284 --> 00:20:05,684
‫What are you afraid of؟

284
00:20:10,224 --> 00:20:12,715
‫Aidan, I slept with my ex-boyfriend.

285
00:20:12,893 --> 00:20:16,829
‫You met him at the furniture show.
‫Then we slept together.

286
00:20:16,998 --> 00:20:19,660
‫I didn't tell you, and I'm sorry.

287
00:20:22,637 --> 00:20:25,629
‫You slept with that guy؟

288
00:20:25,806 --> 00:20:29,572
‫When we were going out؟

289
00:20:29,744 --> 00:20:32,372
‫- once؟
‫- No, more than once.

290
00:20:32,546 --> 00:20:34,639
‫He was married. It was a mess.

291
00:20:34,815 --> 00:20:37,875
‫I don't knowwhat I was thinking.
‫I wasn't thinking.

292
00:20:38,052 --> 00:20:41,078
‫It's so over. And it was wrong.

293
00:20:41,255 --> 00:20:45,851
‫I just hope you can...

294
00:20:48,562 --> 00:20:50,621
‫Here. I want to be alone.

295
00:21:00,574 --> 00:21:03,042
‫What about the wedding؟

296
00:21:03,244 --> 00:21:05,872
‫Just go without me.

297
00:21:06,080 --> 00:21:10,346
‫- I'm gonna take a walk.
‫- Will you meet me there later؟

298
00:21:16,223 --> 00:21:19,283
‫- Please don't bleed on my dress.
‫- I'm trying not to.

299
00:21:19,460 --> 00:21:20,950
‫- Here we go.
‫- Where is carrie؟

300
00:21:21,128 --> 00:21:23,358
‫She'll be here.

301
00:21:23,531 --> 00:21:27,058
‫charlotte, my grandmother's necklace
‫looks beautiful on you.

302
00:21:27,234 --> 00:21:32,536
‫- could I escort you to your seat؟
‫- Excuse me؟

303
00:21:32,707 --> 00:21:36,165
‫He asked
‫if he could escort you to your seat.

304
00:21:36,410 --> 00:21:37,536
‫certainly.

305
00:21:37,712 --> 00:21:39,873
‫I guess it's time.

306
00:21:41,282 --> 00:21:44,945
‫They do wear something under kilts,
‫but it's easy to get off.

307
00:21:45,152 --> 00:21:49,054
‫The wedding was complete. charlotte
‫had something old, something new,

308
00:21:49,223 --> 00:21:52,021
‫something borrowed,
‫and someone Samantha blew.

309
00:21:55,162 --> 00:21:58,825
‫- I'm sorry I'm so late.
‫- It's oK. I'm glad you're here.

310
00:22:00,067 --> 00:22:03,093
‫Jeez, you look perfect.

311
00:22:03,270 --> 00:22:04,532
‫Honestly؟

312
00:22:06,073 --> 00:22:07,540
‫Honestly.

313
00:22:08,409 --> 00:22:12,869
‫- We should go. come on.
‫- oK.

314
00:22:40,341 --> 00:22:44,835
‫Despite all her bitching, Samantha
‫enjoyed being a bridesmaid.

315
00:22:51,385 --> 00:22:55,048
‫Miranda, back to being herself,
‫found a last-minute date.

316
00:23:06,834 --> 00:23:08,392
‫carrie.

317
00:23:09,436 --> 00:23:12,064
‫- I have to tell you something.
‫- Right now؟

318
00:23:12,239 --> 00:23:13,467
‫Yeah.

319
00:23:18,712 --> 00:23:21,943
‫- Trey can't get it up.
‫- What؟

320
00:23:22,116 --> 00:23:26,280
‫- Last night he couldn't get it up.
‫- Was he drunk؟

321
00:23:26,453 --> 00:23:28,853
‫No. I was drunk, he was fine.

322
00:23:30,324 --> 00:23:34,055
‫Then it must have been
‫wedding-night jitters.

323
00:23:34,228 --> 00:23:36,287
‫He says it happens sometimes.

324
00:23:36,497 --> 00:23:41,093
‫Since she was in the white dress,
‫I reached for a white lie.

325
00:23:41,268 --> 00:23:43,862
‫Happens to everybody.

326
00:23:44,038 --> 00:23:46,768
‫I should have slept with him
‫on the first date.

327
00:23:49,410 --> 00:23:52,277
‫Maybe he jerked off
‫before you got there,

328
00:23:52,446 --> 00:23:55,643
‫and he was
‫too embarrassed to tell you.

329
00:23:57,785 --> 00:24:02,085
‫- I do love him.
‫- And he loves you.

330
00:24:02,256 --> 00:24:05,089
‫Maybe he did jerk off.

331
00:24:05,259 --> 00:24:10,424
‫If you don't wanna go through this,
‫you don't have to.

332
00:24:10,631 --> 00:24:13,828
‫We'll just get a cab, and everyone
‫will just have to get over it.

333
00:24:23,911 --> 00:24:27,108
‫No. I'm getting married.

334
00:24:30,885 --> 00:24:33,012
‫- oK, go.
‫- oK.

335
00:24:33,220 --> 00:24:35,051
‫carrie!

336
00:24:35,222 --> 00:24:37,247
‫come here.

337
00:24:38,859 --> 00:24:43,922
‫Don't tell anyone. Go.
‫oK, go.

338
00:24:48,435 --> 00:24:53,463
‫charlotte was ۳۴, single,
‫and standing in a $۱۴,۰۰۰ dress.

339
00:24:53,674 --> 00:24:57,166
‫She was getting married.
‫Not even a low libido could stop her.

340
00:25:34,715 --> 00:25:39,084
‫- could you hold this for a second؟
‫- Sure.

341
00:25:49,563 --> 00:25:51,997
‫Hey, you.

342
00:25:53,667 --> 00:25:57,194
‫I walked around for about an hour.

343
00:25:57,371 --> 00:26:00,465
‫couldn't bring myself to go in.

344
00:26:00,641 --> 00:26:03,576
‫I'm so sorry, Aidan.

345
00:26:04,745 --> 00:26:06,804
‫I knowthat.

346
00:26:09,083 --> 00:26:11,278
‫I never meant to hurt you.

347
00:26:11,452 --> 00:26:13,113
‫I know.

348
00:26:14,755 --> 00:26:17,986
‫But I did. I'm sorry.

349
00:26:25,499 --> 00:26:30,869
‫couldn't it be like the wood؟
‫That's my flaw, and...

350
00:26:33,273 --> 00:26:37,801
‫and you're the other wood,...
‫and that makes us stronger.

351
00:26:39,913 --> 00:26:42,746
‫It's not that simple, carrie.

352
00:26:50,591 --> 00:26:53,059
‫I wish I didn't know about this.

353
00:26:53,227 --> 00:26:57,425
‫I just wanted to be honest with you.

354
00:26:59,933 --> 00:27:02,163
‫People make mistakes.

355
00:27:11,378 --> 00:27:16,179
‫I just know myself. This is not
‫the kind of thing I can get over.

356
00:27:23,290 --> 00:27:26,191
‫I just need to be
‫on my own for a while.

357
00:27:27,961 --> 00:27:30,395
‫Me on my own.

358
00:27:45,712 --> 00:27:48,010
‫I really loved you.

359
00:27:54,621 --> 00:27:59,149
‫- carrie, they need us for photos.
‫- oK.

360
00:28:17,344 --> 00:28:19,835
‫I told him.

361
00:28:29,656 --> 00:28:34,457
‫It's hard to find people
‫who will love you no matter what.

362
00:28:36,597 --> 00:28:40,431
‫Here we go. Smile.
‫Everybody looks beautiful.

363
00:28:41,034 --> 00:28:44,731
‫I was lucky enough
‫to find three of them.