WEBVTT 00:04.932 --> 00:08.056 Woman: So, uh, what are you doing this weekend? 00:08.139 --> 00:10.056 Woman 2 (over phone): Nothing. What are you doing? 00:11.932 --> 00:13.848 You wanna hang out? 00:13.932 --> 00:15.348 Woman (on phone): Sure. What do you wanna do? 00:15.431 --> 00:17.306 Man: Can I speak to your manager please? 00:17.390 --> 00:19.515 Man 2 (on phone): Oh, definitely. I'm gonna place you on a brief hold. 00:19.598 --> 00:22.723 -Okay? -(Muzak playing over phone) 00:23.390 --> 00:25.682 Man 3: Grandma, you can't say that. 00:25.765 --> 00:27.181 (sneezes) 00:27.264 --> 00:29.515 That's racist. That's always been racist. 00:29.598 --> 00:32.598 -Woman (over phone): Hello? -Jordan: Hello, this Roger Relay Services. 00:32.682 --> 00:36.765 -You're using a sign language interpreter. Is this Becca? -Becca (over phone): Yeah. 00:38.223 --> 00:41.264 Hi, Becca! This is Kylie. 00:41.348 --> 00:44.348 We met the other night at the party, remember? 00:44.431 --> 00:47.098 Becca (over phone): Oh. Hi, Kylie. How are you? 00:48.932 --> 00:50.932 It was really great to meet you the other night, 00:51.014 --> 00:54.056 and you seem like a really creative person, 00:54.139 --> 00:57.390 someone that would be a great fit for the Plethora community. 00:57.473 --> 00:59.890 I wanted to help you get started. 00:59.973 --> 01:01.723 Becca: Thanks, but I don't really think 01:01.807 --> 01:03.348 it's a good time financially. 01:03.431 --> 01:04.848 I don't wanna waste your time. 01:04.932 --> 01:07.598 Oh, well, just to let you know a little secret, 01:07.682 --> 01:09.890 there will never be a good time. 01:09.973 --> 01:12.640 I have a question for you. Do you like your job? 01:12.723 --> 01:14.682 Becca: Not really. 01:14.765 --> 01:16.973 Kylie: Do you feel like they pay enough? 01:17.056 --> 01:19.431 -Becca: No way. -Kylie: That's how I felt. 01:19.515 --> 01:21.807 I felt the same way. 01:21.890 --> 01:23.807 Do you feel undervalued... 01:25.181 --> 01:27.807 underappreciated, watching all the other people 01:27.890 --> 01:29.515 succeed around you? 01:29.598 --> 01:32.848 So, tell him that I want to rule out 01:32.932 --> 01:34.598 Epstein-Barr and mono, 01:34.682 --> 01:37.223 before even saying the words chronic fatigue 01:37.306 --> 01:38.807 because, uh... 01:38.890 --> 01:40.807 Alexi (voiced by Jordan): Just talk directly to me like I'm here. 01:40.890 --> 01:42.765 Oh, right. Uh, well, um... 01:42.848 --> 01:45.932 Kylie (voiced by Jordan): When I first started in this Plethora business, 01:46.014 --> 01:48.223 I felt the same, I doubted myself. 01:48.306 --> 01:49.598 Can I do this myself? 01:49.682 --> 01:51.306 -But you know what? -Becca: What? 01:51.390 --> 01:53.431 Kylie: I was not alone. 01:53.515 --> 01:57.848 Plethora is made up of people who are like-minded, 01:57.932 --> 02:01.682 like you and me, and they wanna succeed. 02:02.848 --> 02:04.014 (mutters): Fuckers. 02:04.098 --> 02:06.640 No amount of money in the world is worth 02:06.723 --> 02:08.515 our family being separated-- 02:08.598 --> 02:11.306 That's from my journal. It's my private property. 02:11.390 --> 02:13.139 Ex-husband: Your journal was in my house. 02:13.223 --> 02:15.932 -My life has been fucked up since you left us! -You wanted me to read it. 02:16.014 --> 02:18.348 Ex-wife: You can't read my stuff! 02:18.431 --> 02:22.932 Pip! He walked in and saw you making out with Harry. 02:23.014 --> 02:24.682 Ex-wife: What the fuck were you thinking? 02:24.765 --> 02:26.515 -He's only five! -I didn't know Pip was home! 02:26.598 --> 02:28.098 Kylie (voiced by Jordan): You can make so much extra money. 02:28.181 --> 02:31.014 I made $10,000 last month, 02:31.098 --> 02:32.306 not to mention perks. 02:32.390 --> 02:34.431 Becca (over phone): Oh, the perks? 02:34.515 --> 02:36.848 Yes. 02:36.932 --> 02:40.848 This year, I qualified for a car, 02:40.932 --> 02:44.848 -and a Plethora luxurious vacation-- -Wait, hold on, wait. 02:44.932 --> 02:47.264 The interpreter just has a question. I'm sorry. 03:02.765 --> 03:06.098 -Sorry, interpreter's back. -Kylie: Yes, it was a luxurious vacation 03:06.181 --> 03:08.390 where I was swimming with dolphins. 03:09.765 --> 03:11.306 Yeah, wow. 03:11.807 --> 03:14.014 Jordan: So, here's what I'm gonna do. 03:14.098 --> 03:16.807 I'm gonna send you an overnight sample pack today, 03:16.890 --> 03:18.932 and you'll receive it tomorrow! 03:19.014 --> 03:22.765 And then, you can sit with the products overnight, 03:22.848 --> 03:24.973 and we'll follow up with the next steps. 03:25.056 --> 03:26.848 How does that sound? 03:26.932 --> 03:28.473 Maybe next time I see you. 03:29.598 --> 03:31.932 Well, why don't I just send you a box 03:32.014 --> 03:33.890 of one of these products tomorrow? 03:33.973 --> 03:35.765 Please don't send me a box. 03:35.848 --> 03:38.056 Why can't you just be a sister and support me? 03:38.139 --> 03:40.098 Sister: Jordan, because you're a fucking mess! 03:40.181 --> 03:41.807 Mm-mm! 03:46.056 --> 03:48.264 (dogs barking) 03:52.973 --> 03:55.056 (smooching) 03:55.139 --> 03:58.848 -(knocks on door) -I'm so excited to show you. 03:58.932 --> 04:00.848 Okay, you're gonna love this. 04:00.932 --> 04:02.640 I can't wait. I'm at the edge of my seat, man. 04:02.723 --> 04:06.598 I'm sorry it's taken so long. The paint took a week to dry, and... 04:07.765 --> 04:09.139 Fomo! Fomo, look! 04:09.223 --> 04:11.807 It's like looking in a mirror. 04:13.014 --> 04:14.431 Wow, man. 04:14.515 --> 04:16.515 Veterinarian: I-I was worried about the eye. 04:17.348 --> 04:20.181 But I think it works. What do you think? 04:20.848 --> 04:23.473 (Fomo whining) 04:23.556 --> 04:24.765 The Guy: Uh... 04:24.848 --> 04:27.765 What do you... Do you like it? 04:27.848 --> 04:29.473 Aw, it's okay. 04:29.556 --> 04:32.098 -Cool. -I mean, I... 04:32.181 --> 04:35.014 No, it's... cool. Cool. 04:35.098 --> 04:36.682 Cool! 04:37.181 --> 04:38.640 Cool. (laughing) 04:38.723 --> 04:40.598 It's okay, it's okay, it's okay. 04:40.682 --> 04:41.932 -Okay. -Okay, okay. 04:42.014 --> 04:44.640 No, you don't have to... like it... 04:45.014 --> 04:47.056 or... anything. 04:48.348 --> 04:49.973 -Okay. -All right. 04:50.056 --> 04:52.556 I'm gonna write one for antihistamine, twice a day, 04:52.640 --> 04:55.390 and I'll also write one for a nasal spray just in case 04:55.473 --> 04:57.765 -the sneezing continues. -The Guy: Well, listen, man, 04:57.848 --> 05:00.556 -uh, thank you for... -Thank you. 05:00.973 --> 05:03.390 that, and, uh, take this. 05:03.473 --> 05:04.932 Here, just take it. 05:05.014 --> 05:07.223 Y-you don't-- you don't have... 05:07.306 --> 05:09.598 -You don't have to like it. -No, I do, man. 05:09.682 --> 05:13.223 -I was experimenting with, you know, different stylistic-- -I mean... 05:13.306 --> 05:15.807 it doesn't really look like her. 05:15.890 --> 05:17.473 (Veterinarian stammers) 05:17.556 --> 05:20.306 -It's the feeling of her. It's, you know... -(Fomo whining) 05:20.390 --> 05:24.973 -(Fomo vocalizing) -Veterinarian: What's going on? 05:25.056 --> 05:26.598 (Jordan humming) 05:36.598 --> 05:39.515 -(knocking on door) -Oh, come in! 05:39.598 --> 05:40.973 (door opens) 05:41.765 --> 05:43.223 -Oh. -Hey! 05:43.306 --> 05:44.431 (door shuts) 05:48.765 --> 05:50.723 Want! Mm-hmm. Okay. 05:50.807 --> 05:52.723 -Thank you. -No, you just said "fuck you." 05:52.807 --> 05:55.932 -Thank you. Thank you. -Oh. (chuckles) 05:57.473 --> 05:59.139 Do I... I have edibles, yeah. 05:59.223 --> 06:01.348 No, no. Do you want something to eat? 06:01.431 --> 06:03.014 -Oh. -Yeah? 06:03.556 --> 06:06.848 -Uh... -I have the perfect thing, this bar. 06:06.932 --> 06:08.765 This company, Plethora, has changed my life. 06:08.848 --> 06:10.515 You have to tell me what you think. 06:10.598 --> 06:12.723 -Okay, yeah. I got your text. -It's delicious. 06:12.807 --> 06:15.223 Maybe I'll try it later. I'm not hungry right now. 06:15.306 --> 06:18.556 -Oh, okay. Yes, do. -I'll try it, I'll let you know what I think. 06:18.640 --> 06:20.264 Okay, what can I do you for? 06:20.348 --> 06:22.848 Uh, well, I'm... 06:22.932 --> 06:25.139 pretty stressed, I'm, uh, I'm not sleeping. 06:25.223 --> 06:28.056 Um... just-- I have, like, you know, 06:28.139 --> 06:32.306 -muscle pain here, here... -Oh! Well, I got a CBD balm 06:32.390 --> 06:34.640 that... everyone's got this, but so do I. 06:34.723 --> 06:38.056 -Oh! -That's 30 and 60 for the eighth. 06:38.139 --> 06:40.390 Oh, ouch. All right, I'll take both. 06:40.473 --> 06:42.223 -Okay. -Yeah. 06:42.306 --> 06:44.973 Having a party? 06:45.431 --> 06:47.598 Jordan: Uh, sort of, not really. 06:47.682 --> 06:49.807 It's not very crowded yet. 06:49.890 --> 06:52.264 -(intercom rings) -Oh, hold on. 06:52.348 --> 06:56.598 Maybe that is my first... customer. Hello? 06:56.682 --> 06:59.348 Man (over intercom): UPS. I got a package for 3B. 07:00.014 --> 07:02.348 Jordan: Oh, send it up. 07:04.181 --> 07:06.264 What do you think? 07:06.348 --> 07:08.348 It's good, right? 07:09.431 --> 07:11.014 Chewy. 07:11.682 --> 07:13.473 It's chewy. 07:13.890 --> 07:15.181 It's chewy. 07:19.348 --> 07:22.640 (quiet chattering) 07:23.181 --> 07:25.765 Woman: We're gonna need another ice cream! 07:25.848 --> 07:27.682 -Jack: This looks great. -Woman: Yeah, I like it. 07:27.765 --> 07:29.431 Jack: Yeah, it's cool. It looks good. 07:29.515 --> 07:32.515 Jordan: ...the nutritional benefits weren't alone good enough, 07:32.598 --> 07:35.223 I mean, the perks, the perks, yeah. 07:35.306 --> 07:38.848 I have my eye on this Mediterranean cruise, 07:38.973 --> 07:41.473 and I think I'll get it once I hit all the targets. 07:41.556 --> 07:43.640 I'll be going soon. 07:43.723 --> 07:46.765 Okay, so, um, uh, this is not gonna be approved. 07:46.848 --> 07:49.473 The icing is a little, it's not over the-- 07:49.556 --> 07:51.098 It needs to be over the line. 07:51.181 --> 07:52.973 Do you mind doing it again? 07:53.056 --> 07:57.515 (scoffs) Don't throw it until the end of the shoot! 07:58.264 --> 08:00.556 What is it, someone's first day? 08:00.640 --> 08:02.139 Jack: Hey! I just heard from Martha. 08:02.223 --> 08:05.807 Uh, she says the CBD Christmas cookies don't look delicious. 08:05.890 --> 08:09.139 And she doesn't wanna do the spatchcock turkey how-to anymore. 08:09.223 --> 08:10.598 Instead, she wants to do the perfect 08:10.682 --> 08:13.139 leftover turkey sandwich as a "Good Thing." 08:13.223 --> 08:14.640 Okay? 08:14.723 --> 08:17.056 Make it nice or make it twice. 08:18.765 --> 08:21.473 -Photographer: Good, good, good. -Jack: Okay, it's getting there. 08:21.556 --> 08:24.640 Just enough mess, perfectly imperfect, okay. 08:24.723 --> 08:27.723 -I'd love to get going on this. -I think it needs more mess. 08:27.807 --> 08:29.890 It just needs to look more real. 08:29.973 --> 08:33.306 -Where's Alexi? -Jack: Where's Alexi? 08:35.890 --> 08:37.390 Hi. Uh, 08:37.473 --> 08:40.390 it looks great, um, but, uh, 08:40.473 --> 08:42.598 can we get more drama on the left side of the sandwich? 08:42.682 --> 08:44.723 Uh, more big crumbs. 08:44.807 --> 08:46.390 Oh, yeah! Sure. 08:46.473 --> 08:48.264 -Jack: Great. -Thanks. 08:51.223 --> 08:54.390 Jack: Yeah. On the left side there. 08:54.473 --> 08:55.640 Uh-huh, mm-hmm. 08:55.723 --> 08:58.473 Could we swap out that weird crumb 08:58.556 --> 09:00.306 for one that's more poetic? 09:02.431 --> 09:05.181 -Jack: To the left! -Woman: To the left, to the... the left. Left, left, left. 09:05.264 --> 09:07.556 -The left, the left. Our left. -Left. 09:07.640 --> 09:08.932 -Our left. -No, not that one. 09:09.014 --> 09:10.890 -Jack: Of the sandwich. -Woman: The one behind it. 09:10.973 --> 09:12.807 Alexi: This one? That one? That big one? Yep. 09:12.890 --> 09:15.848 -Jack: That's it. Yeah, that's great. Bingo. -Woman: Yep. That's great. 09:15.932 --> 09:18.431 (sighs) You know what, maybe it was better with more crumbs. 09:18.515 --> 09:21.765 Excuse me, you know what? Now, the ice cream's melting. 09:21.848 --> 09:25.473 Oh. Hey, you what? I'll... I'll eat it, 09:25.556 --> 09:27.139 if that's okay with everyone. 09:27.223 --> 09:30.723 Woman: ...that napkin right there, the flowing linen is just... 09:30.807 --> 09:32.890 -Yeah, that's a little much. -Jack: Oh, that's good. 09:32.973 --> 09:36.056 -Thanks. -Okay. Let's get our shot off, please! 09:36.139 --> 09:38.056 -Hi. How's it going? -Hi, Martha. 09:38.139 --> 09:39.682 It's going good. Yeah, real great. 09:39.765 --> 09:41.807 -Martha: Turkey sandwich. -Mm-hmm. 09:41.890 --> 09:43.765 How do the hands look? 09:43.848 --> 09:46.431 You know, would you really wanna accept a sandwich 09:46.515 --> 09:48.473 from hands that look like that? 09:48.556 --> 09:50.473 -Kind of unfriendly. -Yeah, I was thinking the same thing. 09:50.556 --> 09:53.014 -It looks like a claw. -I think you should switch them out. 09:53.098 --> 09:54.181 No problem. We can do that. 09:54.264 --> 09:57.556 Just need a new set of hands. 09:58.348 --> 10:01.431 -Who's that? -Oh, Jordan. She's our-- Hey, Jordan! 10:01.515 --> 10:02.932 Yeah, um... 10:03.014 --> 10:05.014 -Do you like her hands? -Martha: Yeah. Yeah, her hands are nice. 10:05.098 --> 10:07.431 -Yeah, yeah. -I mean, they look more normal. 10:07.515 --> 10:09.515 -They're not so thin. -Right, right. 10:09.598 --> 10:11.640 Would you mind jumping in for this, 10:11.723 --> 10:13.515 uh, for this photo shoot? 10:13.598 --> 10:15.556 -Martha loves your hands. Yeah. -Me? Oh, wow. 10:15.640 --> 10:18.014 -Thank you. -Jack: Really good hands. 10:18.848 --> 10:20.306 Wow, um... 10:20.390 --> 10:23.139 -I'm the interpreter, so you-- No, no. -Martha: That's okay. 10:23.223 --> 10:25.223 -Jordan: You could ask him. -Martha loves your hands, so-- 10:25.306 --> 10:27.223 You can just go to makeup, and, yeah, 10:27.306 --> 10:30.390 it'll be real quick. Oh, yeah, it's important. 10:31.223 --> 10:33.223 -Yes. Yes. Definitely. Oh my gosh, -Jack: Great! Great! 10:33.306 --> 10:35.431 she's my interpreter. Up to you, use her if you want. 10:35.515 --> 10:39.098 -Okay, hurry, hurry 'cause we wanna get this shot done. -It'll be, yeah, super fast. 10:39.181 --> 10:40.973 -All right, I'll do it. -Jack: Great. 10:41.056 --> 10:42.223 No, but her hands are good. 10:42.306 --> 10:43.640 Otherwise, I think I would take 10:43.723 --> 10:45.390 a few of those crumbs off the plate. 10:45.473 --> 10:47.765 Yeah. Can we get some crumbs off the plate? 10:50.515 --> 10:53.640 Martha: It's like using men's arms in pictures like this with hair. 10:53.723 --> 10:56.306 Jack: Yeah, people don't want it. No. 10:56.390 --> 10:58.556 Absolutely. No, her hands are the best. 10:59.306 --> 11:00.723 Martha: And she doesn't mind, does she? 11:00.807 --> 11:02.223 Jack: No. 11:07.223 --> 11:10.223 This feels so good, you have no idea. 11:10.306 --> 11:13.765 -Oh, good! -Oh my gosh. Yes. I could sit here all day. 11:13.848 --> 11:15.723 Have you heard of the company Plethora? 11:16.223 --> 11:19.390 -Uh... -They have such great moisturizers. 11:19.473 --> 11:22.682 -These are the leftovers, yes. -It's the best part. 11:22.765 --> 11:25.765 -You always have a party the next day. -Yeah, exactly, 11:25.848 --> 11:28.098 with all your real friends. (laugh) 11:29.556 --> 11:30.932 All right. Are we ready, Jordan? 11:31.014 --> 11:34.014 -Oh. Oh yeah! -We're ready for you. Great. 11:36.807 --> 11:38.556 This is my first time, so sorry. 11:39.598 --> 11:41.807 Woman: Okay, you ready? Take a breath. 11:41.890 --> 11:43.139 Good, all right, right there. 11:43.223 --> 11:45.139 -Jack: Hold it there. Terrific. -Three, two, one. 11:45.223 --> 11:46.807 Very pretty. 11:48.973 --> 11:51.223 -What do you think? Oh really? -Truly delicious. Mm! 11:51.306 --> 11:52.807 Now, this should've been the cover. 11:52.890 --> 11:54.515 Why didn't we shoot these? 11:54.598 --> 11:58.056 -Oh, well... We can, yeah. Okay. -Let's! 11:58.139 --> 12:01.640 -No hard feelings? -Of course! It's all good. 12:02.682 --> 12:04.098 (indistinct) 12:05.848 --> 12:08.807 -Oh. Thanks... -I hope it helps. Let me know. 12:09.098 --> 12:10.765 Bye, Jessie, thank you. 12:13.098 --> 12:15.556 Hi, Martha. Excuse me, thanks. 12:15.640 --> 12:18.348 -I just wanted to say thank you. -You are... 12:18.431 --> 12:20.348 -Jordan, the interpreter! Yeah! -Oh, oh, the hands! 12:20.431 --> 12:22.932 -The hands, the hands. Thank you very much. -Yes, the hands. 12:23.014 --> 12:26.890 Oh, thank you, no, no, no. And I-I really don't wanna take up 12:26.973 --> 12:29.390 -any of your time. Yeah, I know you're busy. -Kind of in a rush. 12:29.473 --> 12:33.181 I just recently had a change in my life and it's just... 12:33.264 --> 12:36.223 been incredible. Have you heard of the company Plethora? 12:36.306 --> 12:38.598 -No, no. -It's this incredible, incredible company. 12:38.682 --> 12:39.973 It's changed my life. 12:40.056 --> 12:42.556 It's, like, they have these beautiful supplements, 12:42.640 --> 12:45.682 Endura skincare, and Enthralla... 12:45.765 --> 12:48.765 -(indistinct) -The-the-- just the philosophy and everything. I mean, 12:48.848 --> 12:50.598 obviously you don't need because you have such-- 12:50.682 --> 12:51.765 Y-your skin is just so beautiful. 12:51.848 --> 12:54.139 -Uh-uh! -What do you use? 12:54.223 --> 12:55.223 It's so creamy. 12:55.306 --> 12:57.973 -So anyway, I just know... -Jesus. 12:58.056 --> 12:59.765 you have a lot going on on your plate, 12:59.848 --> 13:02.056 and you're, uh, overqualified 13:02.139 --> 13:04.264 to be a sales rep. Sure, 13:04.348 --> 13:06.390 and you're Martha Stewart and everything... 13:06.473 --> 13:07.932 -(indistinct) -but I have these supplements. 13:08.014 --> 13:09.598 -Oh, it's okay. I'm okay. -Are you sure? 13:09.682 --> 13:12.098 -Yeah, I'm good. But, good luck. -Okay. Yeah, thanks so much! 13:12.181 --> 13:15.139 And we could form a partnership even, if you're interested. 13:15.223 --> 13:16.682 (door opens, shuts) 13:16.765 --> 13:18.932 Or not. Maybe. 13:32.223 --> 13:33.848 (mumbling) 13:43.723 --> 13:44.890 (door shuts) 13:44.973 --> 13:46.723 (indistinct chatter) 13:46.807 --> 13:48.932 (chatter ends) 13:55.807 --> 13:58.765 (sigh) Fuck... shit. 13:58.848 --> 14:00.973 (cane rattling) 14:04.598 --> 14:07.765 (indistinct TV chatter) 14:08.306 --> 14:09.932 Here we go. 14:17.098 --> 14:18.765 (door opens) 14:20.556 --> 14:22.765 -Ellen: Hello! -Victor: Hey. 14:24.098 --> 14:25.181 Birdy. 14:25.264 --> 14:27.264 -How was your day? -Victor: Oh! 14:27.556 --> 14:30.056 Glad to be home, let me just say that. 14:32.139 --> 14:33.640 (sighs) 14:33.723 --> 14:36.431 -Hoo! Hi. -Hey. 14:37.098 --> 14:38.973 -Hey. (kiss) -Hi. 14:39.473 --> 14:40.682 What's that? 14:40.765 --> 14:42.556 This? Oh, it's a pizza cutter. 14:42.640 --> 14:45.682 (chuckle) We-we already got one of those. 14:45.765 --> 14:47.890 Oh, but this one is way cuter. 14:47.973 --> 14:50.932 -Ah. -And, and it's sharp. 14:51.014 --> 14:53.598 -Ours was getting dull. -Oh, 14:53.682 --> 14:55.098 -okay. -All right. 14:55.556 --> 14:57.890 -I need to lie down. -Okay. 14:57.973 --> 14:59.556 -All right? -Let me help you. Here-- 14:59.640 --> 15:01.390 -Oh no, I'm good. -Need your cane? 15:01.473 --> 15:03.640 -No, I was close. Thanks. -All right. 15:05.306 --> 15:08.515 Ellen: No, I know, I know. I really liked her, too, 15:08.598 --> 15:10.765 but our main objective now 15:10.848 --> 15:13.139 is to get him out of office, 15:13.640 --> 15:15.556 and every vote counts. 15:15.640 --> 15:18.056 Do you know he's still at 80% 15:18.139 --> 15:20.264 approval rating with the Republicans? 15:20.348 --> 15:23.932 I mean, so it really makes a difference. 15:24.014 --> 15:25.765 We have to get everyone to get out and vote. 15:25.848 --> 15:28.473 -And if you need-- -Uh, let me-- let me help you with that, sweetie. 15:28.556 --> 15:31.139 No, I'm okay. Thank you. 15:31.682 --> 15:33.098 I'm good. 15:33.181 --> 15:36.640 -I appreciate it, but have your snack. -Be careful, okay? 15:36.723 --> 15:38.973 No, excuse me, sir. Yes, 15:39.056 --> 15:40.973 yes, I'm back. 15:41.056 --> 15:42.598 And listen, to your point, 15:42.682 --> 15:46.264 there's no doubt that our voting system is fragile, 15:46.348 --> 15:49.098 but it's still our best shot on getting 15:49.181 --> 15:52.056 someone into office who will legislate to protect 15:52.139 --> 15:54.139 against foreign meddling. 15:54.223 --> 15:56.890 (indistinct TV chatter) 15:57.848 --> 16:00.181 -(crunching) -And I don't think you're wrong. 16:00.264 --> 16:01.973 It's very scary, 16:02.056 --> 16:04.473 but to not show up at the polls 16:04.556 --> 16:06.431 is letting them win without a fight. 16:06.515 --> 16:09.556 -And we've got to fight. -Birdy, let me help you. 16:13.890 --> 16:17.056 (indistinct TV chatter) 16:18.431 --> 16:20.056 (sigh) 16:44.098 --> 16:46.223 (gargling) 16:50.890 --> 16:54.431 -(beeping) -(gargling, spit) 16:54.973 --> 16:56.890 Hey, Birdy! 16:57.264 --> 16:59.473 Got some pretty fancy toothbrush in there. 16:59.556 --> 17:01.264 -Yeah? -Yeah. 17:02.556 --> 17:04.264 Well, you know we still have, uh, 17:04.348 --> 17:06.056 some specialist bills to pay. 17:06.139 --> 17:09.056 Of course I know we still have bills. 17:09.139 --> 17:11.598 So, I'm just saying... 17:12.556 --> 17:14.431 fancy toothbrushes. (sigh) 17:14.515 --> 17:17.431 I'm just saying I'm not left handed. 17:17.515 --> 17:19.807 Okay. All right. 17:21.264 --> 17:22.640 Any more, uh, 17:22.723 --> 17:25.264 shit I can step in before I... 17:25.348 --> 17:26.556 -strap in? -No. 17:26.640 --> 17:28.807 Okay. (laugh) 17:31.056 --> 17:32.431 Okay. 17:32.973 --> 17:34.223 Good evening, Kali. 17:34.306 --> 17:36.848 Oh wait, oh wait, wait, wait, before I forget. 17:36.932 --> 17:38.640 -Oh. -Oh, just one. 17:38.723 --> 17:41.181 -An invitation to Bella's birthday party this Saturday. -Oh, thank you. 17:41.264 --> 17:43.890 -Oh, Bella. -Super low-key, up at our place, you know, 17:43.973 --> 17:45.890 just some friends, couple of people from the building, 17:45.973 --> 17:47.556 -and we'd love to have you. -Oh, that's great. 17:47.640 --> 17:49.056 And Ellen, too, if she's up for it. 17:49.139 --> 17:50.807 -Okay, sure. She's... -How's she doing? 17:50.890 --> 17:53.515 -She's doing really well. She's great. -Oh, glad to hear it. 17:53.598 --> 17:56.598 And thank you for keeping us updated. You are such a rock. 17:57.098 --> 18:00.181 -Anyway, no pressure. You know, we'd love to have you. -Okay. 18:00.640 --> 18:03.139 -Bella especially. -(chuckle) Can't let my Bella down. 18:03.807 --> 18:05.390 (laughs) You're so sweet. 18:05.473 --> 18:07.723 -Well, have a good night. -Okay, good night. 18:10.848 --> 18:13.014 (siren wailing) 18:14.765 --> 18:17.056 Um... you know, 18:17.515 --> 18:20.390 I could just go to this party alone. 18:20.848 --> 18:23.014 I'm not gonna back out now. 18:23.515 --> 18:26.682 -Okay. -Maybe we could go just for a little while. 18:27.014 --> 18:30.306 Yeah, maybe just an hour or something. 18:31.932 --> 18:34.014 (sighs) 18:40.348 --> 18:41.431 Cute, right? 18:41.515 --> 18:44.014 -Works pretty well. -Yeah. 18:58.181 --> 18:59.264 (hiccup) 18:59.890 --> 19:02.390 (hiccuping) 19:04.223 --> 19:05.139 (sigh) 19:05.223 --> 19:08.181 (hiccuping) Oh. 19:11.723 --> 19:14.264 (sigh, hiccup) Damn it. 19:14.598 --> 19:16.640 -Victor: You want me to scare you? -I'm in hell. 19:16.723 --> 19:18.473 -No, I'm okay. -Ellen: Why don't you get him 19:18.556 --> 19:20.431 a spoonful of peanut butter? 19:20.515 --> 19:21.807 Do we have any peanut butter? 19:21.890 --> 19:23.932 -Yes, we have peanut butter. -Comin' right up. 19:24.014 --> 19:25.223 I love peanut butter. 19:25.306 --> 19:26.682 Victor: I don't know if it'll work though. 19:26.765 --> 19:29.723 Or you could take a deep breath in, 19:30.348 --> 19:32.765 and hold it until you can't any longer, 19:32.848 --> 19:35.598 and then take in another deep breath after that. 19:36.223 --> 19:39.181 -(stifled hiccup) -And hold it, and exhale. 19:39.264 --> 19:40.890 (exhales) 19:41.431 --> 19:42.598 I think that wo-- (hiccup) 19:42.682 --> 19:45.014 -(both sigh) -Victor: Here you go. 19:45.098 --> 19:46.515 -Gonna pass out. -Try that. 19:46.598 --> 19:48.473 Ellen: These cookies are strong, right? 19:48.556 --> 19:52.181 -What's with the edibles, Birdy? -I'm not going to that party sober. 19:52.264 --> 19:55.014 -What party? -Victor: Uh, tenant in the building I work 19:55.098 --> 19:57.223 is having a birthday for her kid, Bella. 19:57.723 --> 19:59.139 Ugh. Measles city. 19:59.223 --> 20:01.014 -Ellen: I know! -I know but, uh... 20:01.098 --> 20:02.890 -(hiccup) -she also gave us $500 20:02.973 --> 20:05.431 to the GoFundMe, so... 20:05.515 --> 20:08.181 -I don't wanna know how much people gave. -It's all right. 20:08.264 --> 20:10.431 -They just care. It's okay. -Victor. 20:10.515 --> 20:12.598 Look, we'll just go for an hour. No big deal, all right? 20:13.139 --> 20:14.682 The Guy: Um, I'm so sorry. 20:15.139 --> 20:18.556 I was totally intending on giving to that. (hiccuping) 20:18.640 --> 20:21.139 -No, not you. -Please, yeah. It's totally... 20:21.223 --> 20:23.181 -Is it still going? -No, we met our goals. 20:23.264 --> 20:24.515 -You met your goal? -Yep. 20:24.598 --> 20:26.390 -Victor: Thank you. -And you're okay? (hiccup) 20:26.473 --> 20:27.682 I'm doing great, thank you. 20:27.765 --> 20:29.723 You know what? Weed's on me tonight. 20:29.807 --> 20:31.515 -No... -No! 20:31.598 --> 20:33.056 I fund you! 20:33.139 --> 20:35.348 -We will pay. -Your money's no good. Put your money out there. 20:35.431 --> 20:38.390 -(gruff voice): Put your fuckin' money away. -(Victor laughs) 20:38.473 --> 20:40.515 (party music, chatter) 20:40.598 --> 20:42.014 (children shouting) 20:42.098 --> 20:43.556 Girl: Mommy! 20:43.640 --> 20:45.223 (indistinct) 20:45.306 --> 20:46.890 Victor: It's called, um, Cameo. 20:46.973 --> 20:48.682 They got everyone. Look, they have, um, 20:48.765 --> 20:51.723 Stormy Daniels. They have Wesley Snipes, 20:51.807 --> 20:54.598 Ice-T. I had the Night King 20:54.682 --> 20:56.056 from Game of Thrones 20:56.139 --> 20:58.682 -give Ellen a get-well message, right? -Man: Shut up! 20:58.765 --> 21:01.390 -Right? She hated it. -(laughter) 21:01.473 --> 21:03.973 -Oh shit, is that Snoop Dogg? -Mm-hmm. 21:04.056 --> 21:07.848 Someone should pay Snoop Dogg to tell people to vote. 21:09.306 --> 21:10.932 -Victor: Yeah, yeah. -Woman: That's a good idea. 21:11.014 --> 21:13.390 -Whatever. -Man: Yo, my favorite Goonies! 21:15.431 --> 21:17.848 -No, stop it! -No, no. It's really funny. 21:17.932 --> 21:20.390 -(conversation continues) -(woman laughing) 21:23.014 --> 21:25.181 -(children playing) -(toys clattering) 21:27.098 --> 21:28.431 I don't know, man. I'm on the ground. 21:28.515 --> 21:30.223 -I don't deal with that up-top-- -Ellen: Hey. 21:31.056 --> 21:32.598 Hey, Bluto. 21:32.682 --> 21:35.014 Victor: Hey, you wanna leave? All right. 21:35.098 --> 21:37.473 Oh, before you go, let's take a picture with Bella! 21:37.556 --> 21:39.682 -Victor: Okay. -Come on! 21:39.765 --> 21:43.306 -(Bella screeching) -(indistinct) 21:43.390 --> 21:46.598 Kali: Come on, hey, hey, Bella! Bella! Hey, Bella! 21:46.682 --> 21:50.348 -Okay, smile baby, smile! Smile! -Smile! 21:50.723 --> 21:52.431 (all gasping, shouting) 21:52.515 --> 21:54.139 -Victor: Oh, are you okay? -(crying) 21:54.223 --> 21:56.014 -Kali: You okay, sweetie? -(indistinct) 21:56.098 --> 21:59.264 -Kali: Yeah, she's fine, she's fine. Are you okay? -Yes. Thank you so much. 21:59.348 --> 22:01.014 I'm glad she's okay. 22:01.848 --> 22:03.807 -Ellen: I'm fine. -(Victor sighs) 22:03.890 --> 22:06.181 Just checked on Bella. Bella's gonna be fine, too. 22:06.264 --> 22:09.306 -Good. -Priti: Let's put some ice, 22:09.390 --> 22:12.223 and this will help. Just press it to your nose. 22:12.306 --> 22:14.723 -I'm gonna get your glasses. -Oh. 22:14.807 --> 22:17.473 -Thank you. -Move this stuff out of the way. 22:20.098 --> 22:21.264 That's pretty. 22:21.348 --> 22:23.056 -Where'd you get that bracelet? -Ellen: This? 22:23.139 --> 22:25.640 -Priti: Yeah. -I don't know, I can't remember. 22:26.515 --> 22:28.765 I just ordered one like that on... 22:29.598 --> 22:30.765 online. 22:31.431 --> 22:32.973 Oh my God. 22:33.056 --> 22:34.515 It was exactly like this. 22:34.598 --> 22:36.348 -The tiger's eye-- -Ellen: No, I got it at a thrift store 22:36.431 --> 22:38.723 somewhere on Fulton, I think. 22:38.807 --> 22:40.014 It was custom. 22:40.098 --> 22:43.306 (party chatter, music continues) 22:45.223 --> 22:47.056 That's odd. 22:47.139 --> 22:49.848 -(children yelling) -Because I... 22:49.932 --> 22:51.348 Remember I asked you if I had a package 22:51.431 --> 22:52.431 and you said it never came, 22:52.515 --> 22:55.014 like... couple of weeks ago, 22:55.098 --> 22:56.515 -do you remember that? -Yeah. 22:56.598 --> 22:58.264 Okay... 22:59.640 --> 23:01.640 Did you take my package and give it to her? 23:02.640 --> 23:05.556 -No. No, no, no. Absolutely not. -I don't know what to... 23:05.640 --> 23:07.515 -That's my bracelet. -Victor: Well, there must be 23:07.598 --> 23:10.223 -some misunderstanding, right? -I'm sorry, but I don't understand how she-- 23:10.306 --> 23:11.473 No, hold onto that. 23:12.640 --> 23:14.139 Here. 23:15.306 --> 23:16.973 -Wh... -Ellen: Let's go. 23:17.056 --> 23:18.306 Birdy! 23:18.890 --> 23:20.223 Priti: I don't understand. 23:20.306 --> 23:22.306 -(traffic noise) -(Ellen sighs) Couple of steps-- 23:22.390 --> 23:24.807 -I got your cane, I got your cane. -Okay, thanks. 23:25.973 --> 23:27.556 What the fuck was that? 23:27.848 --> 23:30.807 -W-was that her bracelet? -Yes. 23:32.682 --> 23:34.598 What do you mean yes? 23:34.682 --> 23:37.556 -How did you get it? -I took a package from the mail room. 23:37.640 --> 23:40.098 (sighs) You stole her package? 23:40.181 --> 23:42.264 -I didn't know it was a bracelet. -And then you wore it here? 23:42.348 --> 23:44.556 -You wore it here. Oh, you forgot. -I forgot! 23:44.640 --> 23:46.598 -Yes, I forgot. I didn't realize. -(sighs) What do you mean? 23:46.682 --> 23:48.723 What do you mean you forgot? That's is my fucking job! 23:48.807 --> 23:50.264 It's the only one I took from here. 23:50.348 --> 23:52.098 Oh my God! Oh my God. 23:52.181 --> 23:54.515 -The only one I took from here, I promise. -All those packages. 23:54.598 --> 23:55.932 All that stuff. 23:56.014 --> 23:58.598 -All that stuff, Ellen! -Other buildings, 23:58.682 --> 24:01.098 -other stoops. -(sighs) You're stealing! 24:01.181 --> 24:03.431 Oh, Amazon has more money than God. 24:03.515 --> 24:05.223 -They'll just send things again. -What are you talking about? 24:05.306 --> 24:06.848 What are you talking about? 24:08.014 --> 24:10.765 (sighs) What are you doing? 24:10.848 --> 24:12.932 -I'm calling a Lyft. -No, no. I mean, 24:13.014 --> 24:15.515 what the fuck is going on with you? 24:17.807 --> 24:21.223 Did you set up a GoFundMe to get laid? 24:22.348 --> 24:24.348 -Excuse me? -Nothing. 24:24.431 --> 24:26.139 No, you're fucking right, nothing. 24:26.223 --> 24:28.139 That's ridiculous, Ellen. No. 24:28.223 --> 24:30.139 -No! -You know what's ridiculous? 24:30.223 --> 24:33.181 Having a stroke and cancer on your friends' dime. 24:33.264 --> 24:35.348 I don't know why this is such a big deal! 24:35.431 --> 24:37.932 They care about us! They know we need help! 24:38.014 --> 24:39.056 We have bills! 24:39.139 --> 24:41.723 I've got bills! They're my bills! 24:42.139 --> 24:44.098 -Seriously? -Seriously. 24:45.682 --> 24:47.139 Fuck you. 24:47.223 --> 24:49.723 Seriously, fuck you. 24:50.765 --> 24:52.390 Fuck you. 24:58.390 --> 25:01.682 Jesus Christ. I cannot believe you did this. 25:03.223 --> 25:05.056 Oh God... 25:06.515 --> 25:08.431 What is taking him so long? 25:08.515 --> 25:09.765 -Six minutes. -Well, let's go. 25:09.848 --> 25:11.348 Let's not do this in front of my building, please. 25:11.431 --> 25:12.765 Can we take this down a couple of doors? 25:12.848 --> 25:14.223 -Okay, okay! -Hurry up! Hurry up. 25:14.306 --> 25:16.390 Um, there's just so fast I can go. 25:16.473 --> 25:17.473 God... 25:17.556 --> 25:18.973 I can't believe you did this. 25:19.473 --> 25:21.723 Here, take-take your cane. Take your cane. 25:21.807 --> 25:23.973 I am so fucking furious. 25:25.056 --> 25:26.139 (chuckles) 25:26.932 --> 25:30.098 (laughing) 25:31.473 --> 25:33.640 (sighs, continues laughing) 25:35.682 --> 25:38.765 -Oh my gosh, it's been so long... -What? Oh. 25:38.848 --> 25:41.181 since you got mad with me. 25:41.264 --> 25:44.640 Oh, it's amazing. (chuckles) 25:45.765 --> 25:48.973 Yeah. It's nice to have you angry with me again. 25:49.056 --> 25:50.932 Do you know that it's been ages? 25:51.306 --> 25:52.807 Like a regular couple, 25:52.890 --> 25:56.181 being mad at each other, and having things, you know... 25:57.056 --> 25:59.473 It's like-- It's so nice. 25:59.973 --> 26:03.139 Finally. Like, hello? 26:04.223 --> 26:06.306 (grumbles) Stop. 26:06.682 --> 26:09.181 Come on. Come on. 26:09.264 --> 26:11.765 -This is real now. -Yeah, this is real. 26:11.848 --> 26:12.973 This is me. 26:19.682 --> 26:21.682 (muffled) I'm sorry. 26:22.098 --> 26:23.473 (sighs) 26:25.348 --> 26:26.973 (sighs) Okay. 26:29.181 --> 26:31.682 What'd you get me for Christmas? 26:32.348 --> 26:35.640 -None of your fucking business. -(laughing) 26:37.223 --> 26:40.515 (chuckling) Oh, you're fucking crazy. 26:40.598 --> 26:42.556 (laughing) 26:46.848 --> 26:49.014 (both laughing) 26:49.556 --> 26:50.556 (kiss) 26:51.014 --> 26:53.306 ("Aonde Voce Vai" by Antonio Adolfo playing) 28:37.515 --> 28:38.848 THE GUY: What's this guy's deal?