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Woman (over PA):
Sorry to announcement
to passengers

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on Delta Flight
4251 to Atlanta.

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The flight has been delayed
due to bad weather conditions.

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The flight crew
has arrived at the gate,

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and the ground crew

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will be deicing the wings
of the aircraft...

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‐Here you go.
Happy Holidays.
‐Thanks.

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‐Woman: Just what I need.
‐Thank you.

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‐Here you go. Happy‐‐ Oh.
Happy Holi‐‐
‐Get a real job.

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I need a real job, too.
Thank you.

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I said I wouldn't,

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but that edible
really kicked in.

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I don't get it. I mean,
it looks fine outside,

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but they're saying
there's a Nor'easter

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with a bomb cyclone
in New York.

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Don't say bomb
in the airport.

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I mean, okay, but they're
not gonna let us, like,
fly out in that, right?

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I don't know.
I don't think

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you should be reading
those weather apps, man.

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They're trying
to sensationalize
to draw ad traffic.

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Yeah. Well, not all of us
can just, like, get stoned

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‐and check out
like you can.
‐Oh yeah.

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(mumbles):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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‐(sighs)
‐You got any more classic
quotes from your dad?

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Um, no, they all
sound the same.

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Yeah, I'm sure they do.

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Woman (over PA):
We regret to inform you

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that American flight
1487 with service

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to Phoenix Sky Harbor
International is canceled.

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‐(crowd groaning)
‐Hell yeah.

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Cancel culture
wins again.

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What, you didn't wanna go?

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I mean, I'm not trying
to get on a plane

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in the first place,
let alone one that's going

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‐into a bomb cyclone.
‐Well, you just said bomb.

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‐(hushed): We gotta
stop saying bomb.
‐(phone bloops)

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Okay, here's the plan.

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I say we go back
to my place in Brooklyn,

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and that way, you don't have
to go all the way back uptown

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just to come back downtown

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‐tomorrow morning.
‐I mean, I can just meet you

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back here tomorrow,
that's also fine.

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You could just also
see my new place,
meet my new dog. No?

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It'll be fun. You're just
gonna go to your dorm

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‐and spend the night alone?
‐Yeah, hopefully.

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Come on.
We'll go to my place,

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we'll do a little
Hanukkah thing.

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We'll make latkes.

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We make matzo ball soup.

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‐Ilana: I don't know.
‐Oh, I know. I like this plan.

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I like it a latke.

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Ilana: Uh‐huh. Stop.

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♪ Oh, I like latkes,
lots of latkes ♪

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(festive music playing)

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Woman (over radio):
Merry Christmas.
It's gonna be‐‐

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(indistinct chatter)

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Woman:
No, grab all three!
She wanted the whole pack.

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‐Hey.
‐Destiny: Don't pet that cat.

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Why? Is it diseased?

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Destiny: (scoffs)
I can't with you right now.

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Ladies and gentlemen,

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please pass
the empty baskets back

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once you're done with them.
Thanks so much.

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Enjoy your day!

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(Destiny grumbling)

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‐(baby crying)
‐(phone ringing)

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‐Pam‐Anne: You need help?
‐Destiny: Oh. I got it,
I got it, I got it.

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‐(baby crying)
‐Aw, hey!

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Destiny:
¿Hablas inglés?
Okay, hi.

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We have a reservation for
four nights starting tonight,

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but our connecting
flight in was canceled

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due to weather
here in New York.

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We'll be on the first
flight tomorrow,

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but are we out the money
we paid for tonight?

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‐(quietly): I would yell.
‐I'm not gonna yell.

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Why can't we stay
in a hotel?

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Because I pay rent here.

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And why is it
called a crash pad?

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‐That's a terrible name.
‐Oh, I don't know.

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Well,

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at least I can meet
some of your friends.

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Girl, I don't
know these people!

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Pam‐Anne:
What?

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‐Isn't everybody Delta?
‐Destiny: Pam,
I don't know! Stop!

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The Guy:
Your sister visited
my last apartment,

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but you're the first
one in the family

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who's actually ever
been here, so welcome.

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Did you just leave
that burning?

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Oh. No, that's the, uh,

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the dog‐sitter,
it looks like.

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Stupid.

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Yeah. Okay, that makes two.

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‐Can I take your coat?
‐Yeah.

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Um, did, uh,

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Dad tell you
that Margaret died?

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No. I'm sorry.
She was such a good dog.

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I know. She was old.
She was, like, 16,

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but it was still
definitely sad.

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Yeah, it happens.

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(sighs) So, this is
the house that weed built.

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This is a carriage house
built by a Dutchman
in the 1800s, most likely,

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but I can afford it
because it doesn't have

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‐a certificate of
occupancy, so, shh!
‐Hmm.

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‐And you'll be
staying here.
‐Mm.

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‐No one's ever slept
up there. It's fun.
‐I do not know

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about going up and down
this ladder.

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‐The ladder's safe.
‐Okay, but you just said

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no one's slept
up there before, so
how would you know?

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I don't know. Uh, yeah.

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Oh! You know what?

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I joined this
community garden this year.

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It was a really good summer.

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I made pickles.

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I made all these pickles.
I grew all of this food.

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Do you want a pickle?
Do you want‐‐
Take any one.

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Um, I don't
really do pickles.

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Well, do you do Judaism?
'Cause that's part of it.

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And then I got
plant world over here.

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This is money tree.

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It's hard to kill.
Dracaena.

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I'm even growing some stuff.
Check this out.

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This is a sesame.

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I just dropped in
a fucking sesame seed.

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(door slams, man grunts)

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‐Ilana: Cool.
‐Oh!

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‐Hey! You're gonna love this.
‐Chad: Hello?

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Here's my little baby! Oh!

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(Fomo growls)

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(high‐pitched):
Nice to see you!

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‐Ilana, this is Fomo.
‐Hello, Fomo.

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‐The Guy: Hey.
‐Hey. How are you, my baby?

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‐I'm sorry about your flight.
‐Oh, I'm not. It's okay.

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Uh, Chad, this is Ilana.
Ilana, this is Chad.

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He's my, uh... Chad.

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‐Ilana: Hello.
‐That's nice. Hello.

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‐The Guy: Yeah.
‐So, you live in Arizona?

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No, I live, uh, here.

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‐Yeah, she's going to Barnard.
‐Chad: Mm!

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‐I know of it.
‐The Guy: Yeah.

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Aw, she likes you, Ilana.

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‐Chad: You like living here?
‐Um, it's fine.

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‐(Fomo whines)
‐She doesn't really
go below 110th Street.

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‐Why would you?
‐Ilana: That's true, yes.

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Chad: Oh, I'm glad
I got you here.

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Um, I have some preemptive
concerns about your babies
in the closet.

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‐Uh, let's...
‐(Ilana clears throat)

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‐...talk about
that over here.
‐Oh. Okay.

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Ilana:
So cute.

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I think you might
have spider mites.

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‐No...
‐Yeah.

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‐This "mite" be a problem.
‐(The Guy chuckles)

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‐The Guy: Where?
‐Chad: See what I'm saying?

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Well, under here, I think
these are little webs‐‐

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The Guy:
That's impossible, man.

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I fucking sprayed it
with an insecticide.

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This isn't supposed to...

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Chad:
Okay, I mean, I'm not
a doctor, but I think‐‐

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‐Hi.
‐These are weed plants.

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Mm. Cool. Yeah,
just keep breaking the law.

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‐The Guy: Uh...
‐I'm gonna go
to the bathroom.

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It's almost legal,
though, truly.

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Fomo, are you coming with me?

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The Guy (quietly):
So, that's my narc
side of the family.

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Her dad is, like,
a total fuckin' narc.

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He actually told on somebody
at the Tom Petty concert

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for smoking weed.

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‐This is your brother?
‐Yeah. Like,

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during that "Roll Another
Joint" song, like...

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What tour was that?

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♪ ♪

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(train clattering)

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They haven't canceled
anything tomorrow yet,

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‐so maybe.
‐(man shouting over phone)

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Jennie:
I don't know, honey.
Snow is snow.

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‐Man: Baby, relax.
‐Holly: You know, you're bossy.

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Merry Christmas. (chuckles)

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Happy Holidays.

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Nice spread.

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‐(chuckles)
‐Yes. (chuckles)

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Man (over video):
...of your past, Scrooge.

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(man speaking in German)

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Holly: No, no.
That's not what I said.
Pay attention.

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‐(knocks)
‐Destiny: One second.

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Pam‐Anne:
Let me in. I don't
know anybody here.

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Destiny:
I need a minute!

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(man laughing)

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(package rustles)

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(laughing)

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‐Man: Hey!
‐Merry Christmas!

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Oh, happy Christmas!

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‐Happy Christmas!
‐Oh, can I get the opener?

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Oh, please!
Yeah, help yourself!

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‐Hey. You guys ready to go?
‐Like this? Are you joking?

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‐D'Andre: What?
‐I haven't even showered.
I've gotta shave me legs.

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Lucy:
We'll follow you, okay?

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‐Where you guys gonna go?
‐Austin's Ale House.

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Lucy: The only place
that's open.

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All right. Have a good night.

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Lucy: We can catch up
at the airport.

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No, it's IROP.
There's nothing
they can do about it.

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(sighs) Oh, I know.

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Tell her, tell her,
I'll be home soon,
and Annie May, don't‐‐

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Some folks are going
to a place called Austin's.

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‐Okay.
‐We should go!

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It could be fun!

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Hey, that's my bed.

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Sorry.

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Jennie: I was gonna wrap it
as soon as I got there.

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Can you, can you do it?

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Wrap it and hide it from him?

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Why you locking up
your rings?

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We don't know who's here.
It's New York City.

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Rochelle: Yeah... (scoffs)
I'm gonna steal your rings.

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Jennie: ...birthday paper
and Christmas paper.

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Pam‐Anne:
I feel weird being here.

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Can we please
get a hotel room?

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‐Or an Airbnb?
‐No, Pam.

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I'm not spending
extra money

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after I've already
paid for this.

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Destiny: Excuse me,
do you know if all of
these beds are taken?

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Yes, ma'am.
I'm sorry, they are.

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Okay, well,
you can have my bed,

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and I'll just
take the couch.

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No, you can take the bed.
I'll take the couch.

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You could at least pretend
to fight me on that. Damn.

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I'm gonna need you to be
real quiet, ladies. Thank you.

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‐(whispers):
I'm freezing‐‐
‐Rochelle: Shh!

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‐Martin: But don't tell him.
‐Laerke: You should Google it.

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‐Martin: I should‐‐
‐Laerke: Yeah. No, it's serious.

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I mean, the system crashed.

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They wanted to books us
like four to five to a room.

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(sighs) Fuck me.

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Martin: I swear,
there were, like,

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six beds here
when I texted.

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It's fine. (sighs)

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I can sleep
on my yoga mat.

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‐Ho, ho, ho!
‐Ho, ho, ho!

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I've got some mulled wine
for you ladies here.

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‐Yes.
‐Here you go. Cinnamon.

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This is nuts!
All the hotels are booked
except Trump.

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‐What are you finding?
‐I'm still looking.

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Martin: How about you?

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Laerke:
Sicily. Yoga retreat.

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Oh! That's some
Chopped shit!

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I do my best with
what I got, honey.

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‐Ha, merry Christmas!
‐Mm‐hmm, merry Christmas!

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I'm Pam, and this is
my sister Destiny.

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I'm Cesar.
The two of you sisters?

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‐That's so cute.
‐Where's your wine?

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Oh, no, love. I'm sober.

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But I like to watch.

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‐(laughs) I got you.
‐Mm‐hmm.

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So, where were you supposed
to be today, Cesar?

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Oh, I was supposed
to fly to Nashville

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to see my boyfriend,
Ephraim,

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but he got rerouted
to Charlotte.
It's a whole mess.

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Aw!

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Well, maybe you can
get there tomorrow.

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Oh, I don't know,
honey, you know?

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They're talking
about winds all night

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and all morning,
and more snow.

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I‐I just don't know.

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Hey, let me get you
some mulled wine.

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‐Tell me your name again.
‐Jennie: No, no, I'm good.

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‐Uh, Jennie.
‐I'm Cesar.

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Fuck it.
I'll book the Trump.

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Don't judge me.

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♪ ♪

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Rochelle:
I dump anything
that goes to PSP.

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‐Hey, no offense about that.
‐Oh no, fuck Palm Springs.

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And he was putting
Bailey's in his coffee.

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‐Oh no.
‐They did a Breathalyzer
right on the jet bridge.

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Oh, that's so stupid.

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Austin's is closed.

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It's the end of
the bloody world out there.

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I love your outfit, my God.

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Thank you.
I like it, too.

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Ours is so boring.
I wish we had something
cute like a ribbon.

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‐You really trying to tie your
hair up in a ribbon every day?
‐Yes.

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(Kalen laughing)

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‐Hello.
‐Woman: You look cute.
Good luck to you too.

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‐What's in here?
‐It's a bedroom.

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‐The lady who owns
this apartment.
‐Is she here?

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Kalen: I mean,
I've been here for a month
and I ain't seen her yet.

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Oh.

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The Guy:
Did you see Chernobyl?

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Ilana:
I did. Really good show.

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Yeah? It's very crazy that
we almost fucked up, like,

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almost everything
in that one town.

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I mean, they did
fuck up everything.

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The Guy:
Yeah, but it‐‐
you know, like,

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nature still bounced back
from Chernobyl, right?

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We won't survive,
but the Earth will.

11:57.734 --> 12:00.153
Kind of beautiful, I guess.

12:00.237 --> 12:01.738
It's very beautiful.

12:02.113 --> 12:05.533
(traditional Chinese music
playing over speakers)

12:05.617 --> 12:07.160
How are those
working for you?

12:07.244 --> 12:09.204
Um, yeah. I mean,
so far so good.

12:09.287 --> 12:11.873
It's, like, the best combo
they've found for me, so...

12:11.957 --> 12:14.626
Great. You do talk therapy
with it, too?

12:14.709 --> 12:17.003
Um, yeah. I still
talk to the woman

12:17.087 --> 12:19.339
I was seeing in high school.

12:19.422 --> 12:20.882
‐Really?
‐On the phone.

12:20.966 --> 12:24.678
‐That's very lucky, man.
‐I don't know if
I would say I'm lucky.

12:24.761 --> 12:26.012
I don't know, man.

12:26.096 --> 12:28.348
If I had, like, a fucking
therapist in high school,

12:28.431 --> 12:30.684
‐I would've been‐‐
‐Not a stoner?

12:32.519 --> 12:33.937
(inhales) Uh...

12:35.438 --> 12:37.023
Maybe so.

12:39.609 --> 12:41.945
This soup is fuckin'
the shit.

12:43.530 --> 12:45.991
Dude, this soup is
fuckin' awesome, right?

12:46.074 --> 12:47.575
I mean, it's fine.

12:47.659 --> 12:50.245
I like it. It's just, like,
not the best I've ever had.

12:50.328 --> 12:53.081
‐Well, give me top
three soups. Go.
‐Um...

12:53.164 --> 12:54.874
‐chicken noodle...
‐Mm‐hmm.

12:54.958 --> 12:58.211
‐matzo ball‐‐
‐That's basically chicken
noodle, more or less.

12:58.294 --> 13:02.257
And then like egg drop,
probably. I should've
ordered that.

13:02.340 --> 13:05.135
‐Maybe next time.
I like a lentil soup.
‐Next time.

13:05.218 --> 13:07.679
‐Lentils make me gassy.
‐Well...

13:08.555 --> 13:10.265
you got "lentil illness."

13:10.348 --> 13:12.142
‐(laughs sarcastically)
‐I'm sorry.

13:12.225 --> 13:13.893
‐(phone buzzing)
‐Right.

13:13.977 --> 13:15.603
Runs in the family.

13:15.687 --> 13:17.814
Oh, speaking of,
it's your dad.

13:19.816 --> 13:21.693
‐Hello, Lewis.
‐Lewis (over phone):
Hi. Stay on the line‐‐

13:21.776 --> 13:23.069
Hi, sorry about that.

13:23.153 --> 13:25.280
The Guy:
Uh‐huh. Wait, wait,
wait, wait. Hold on.

13:25.363 --> 13:26.948
Lewis:
Why are you guys
in Brooklyn Heights?

13:27.032 --> 13:28.408
I thought you lived
in Bedford‐Stuyvesant.

13:28.491 --> 13:29.909
Wait. Wait, hold on,
hold on. Are you‐‐

13:29.993 --> 13:32.078
Are you fucking
tracking us, dude? Chill.

13:32.162 --> 13:34.664
‐We're at dinner.
‐ Well, I just know you're
always on the clock,

13:34.748 --> 13:36.124
so I don't know
what you're doing.

13:36.207 --> 13:37.667
You know, maybe,
maybe you're working.

13:37.751 --> 13:40.503
‐No, we're at dinner, dude.
‐ Okay, fine. I'm waiting

13:40.587 --> 13:42.213
on the phone with the airline,
but I found a flight

13:42.297 --> 13:44.257
out of Newark at noon tomorrow,
which I think I'm just‐‐

13:44.340 --> 13:47.594
‐No, please don't.
Please stop.
‐So, I'm gonna book it,

13:47.677 --> 13:49.596
and I suggest you
show up three hours early

13:49.679 --> 13:51.514
‐because I‐‐
‐Dude, no, no, no.

13:51.598 --> 13:53.933
Stop, stop. First of all,
you lost me at Newark.

13:54.017 --> 13:56.478
And second, we can
get there five hours
early tomorrow, man.

13:56.561 --> 13:58.605
It doesn't matter.
The weather's all fucked up.

13:58.688 --> 14:01.691
‐We can't go anywhere.
‐(Lewis sighs)

14:01.775 --> 14:03.568
You know, I‐I can't
say I'm comfortable

14:03.651 --> 14:06.237
with you guys staying
at your place.

14:06.321 --> 14:09.032
‐Why not?
‐Are you serious?
Do we need to talk about‐‐

14:09.783 --> 14:11.576
(groans)

14:11.659 --> 14:12.952
What?

14:14.329 --> 14:17.082
I didn't know we were
at the Tom Petty concert again.

14:18.124 --> 14:19.667
What? Who's Tom Petty?

14:19.751 --> 14:21.920
You narced on me, bro.

14:22.003 --> 14:24.005
‐Ilana: Oh, fuck! Fuck!
‐The Guy: Oh, it's okay.

14:24.089 --> 14:26.132
‐Wait, wait, wait, wait.
It happens all the time.
‐Ilana: No, oh my God.

14:26.216 --> 14:28.718
‐No, no, no. I can't.
‐(patrons chattering)

14:28.802 --> 14:32.138
‐The Guy:
♪ Don't let the light go out ♪
‐Ilana: That is not helpful.

14:32.222 --> 14:35.475
‐The Guy: ♪ It's lasted
for so many years ♪
‐(Ilana groans)

14:35.558 --> 14:37.143
Ellie:
Is that the power out?

14:37.227 --> 14:39.229
It is really
coming down out there.

14:39.312 --> 14:41.106
(Pam‐Anne groans)

14:41.564 --> 14:44.109
Rochelle:
Reminds me of spreading
my mom's ashes.

14:45.443 --> 14:46.820
(camera clicks)

14:49.155 --> 14:50.281
(phone bloops)

14:54.494 --> 14:56.621
(muffled chatter)

14:58.123 --> 14:59.749
(zipping)

15:05.797 --> 15:08.550
‐(chatter, laughter)
‐(knocking softly)

15:08.633 --> 15:10.385
D'Andre:
I did not believe
in Santa Claus.

15:10.468 --> 15:12.679
We're Muslim,
but, in all fairness,

15:12.762 --> 15:15.223
my mom put up a tree,
a little, small, little tree,

15:15.306 --> 15:18.434
little Charlie Brown
little... woo...

15:18.518 --> 15:19.644
Oh!

15:19.727 --> 15:23.481
My family is super
Catholic and super strict.

15:23.565 --> 15:25.233
I don't know them anymore.

15:25.316 --> 15:27.485
But we always
had a huge tree,

15:27.569 --> 15:31.406
‐and I would love to go
to Christmas Eve service.
‐Jennie: Mm. Mm‐hmm.

15:31.489 --> 15:33.074
I go to Hillsong‐‐

15:33.158 --> 15:34.742
Isn't that
the Justin Bieber church?

15:34.826 --> 15:37.537
‐Yes. He came to service once.
‐Kalen: I don't "belieb."

15:37.620 --> 15:40.039
But‐‐ but, I‐I'm a Christian.

15:40.123 --> 15:42.834
I'm on the path, but I don't

15:42.917 --> 15:44.919
respect what your
family did to you,

15:45.003 --> 15:47.922
and I don't respect how
people are treating you.

15:48.006 --> 15:49.215
God is God.

15:49.299 --> 15:52.510
Christians in the US,
they don't believe in, um,

15:52.594 --> 15:53.803
science, right?

15:53.887 --> 15:56.556
Science was my favorite
subject in school.

15:56.639 --> 15:59.100
(laughs)
Um, I just don't really

15:59.184 --> 16:02.020
talk about it with Caleb
very much 'cause it's...

16:02.103 --> 16:03.605
he's very, um...

16:03.688 --> 16:06.024
But climate change
is not a hoax.

16:06.107 --> 16:08.651
‐We are killing the planet.
‐Girl, it's crazy.

16:08.735 --> 16:10.862
We've got, like, what?
Maybe 30 years left?

16:10.945 --> 16:12.614
‐I think 20s.
‐(murmuring)

16:12.697 --> 16:14.949
Jennie:
Yeah, and he eventually
wants to have, like,

16:15.033 --> 16:16.784
‐several children,
and I'm just, like...
‐Cesar: What?

16:16.868 --> 16:19.829
...I don't know how you
could wanna bring a child

16:19.913 --> 16:21.748
into this world
the way things are going.

16:21.831 --> 16:24.459
‐Holly: The fuck I'm bringin'
a baby into this shite!
‐Cesar: Thank you.

16:24.542 --> 16:26.586
Kalen:
That's right. I mean,
you basically enlisting

16:26.669 --> 16:28.087
your child into
the water wars.

16:28.171 --> 16:30.465
‐Nah, forget that.
‐This world is fucked. Yeah.

16:30.548 --> 16:33.009
Man: I am so glad
I'm not a young person.

16:33.092 --> 16:35.845
Pam‐Anne (squeals): Shit!

16:35.929 --> 16:38.097
‐(chattering stops)
‐I think I got it!

16:38.181 --> 16:40.517
‐(excited chattering)
‐Man: I've got
dibs on the bed.

16:40.600 --> 16:42.268
Kalen:
Working over there
the whole time!

16:43.937 --> 16:45.647
I was wondering
what happened to her.

16:45.730 --> 16:48.983
‐Y'all not gonna
have that lady mad‐‐
‐Wait, wait, wait.

16:49.067 --> 16:51.402
(door creaking)

16:51.778 --> 16:53.363
‐(screaming)
‐What is that?!

16:53.446 --> 16:55.156
‐Holly: Is that a doll?
‐Cesar: That is some...

16:55.240 --> 16:57.784
‐There we go!
‐Look at that.

16:57.867 --> 17:00.828
(excited chatter)

17:00.912 --> 17:03.998
‐This is nice!
‐Cesar: What is that?

17:04.082 --> 17:05.333
(indistinct chatter)

17:05.416 --> 17:07.919
Cesar:
Girl, we don't want your soup.

17:08.002 --> 17:10.922
♪ ♪

17:18.721 --> 17:22.058
The Guy and Ilana:
♪ Baruch atah Adonai ♪

17:22.141 --> 17:25.687
♪ Eloheinu melech ha'olam... ♪

17:25.770 --> 17:28.398
I'm gonna go low.
(in bass):
♪ Asher kid'shanu ♪

17:28.481 --> 17:29.440
(Ilana laughs)

17:29.524 --> 17:32.110
Both:
♪ B'mitzvotav ♪

17:32.193 --> 17:36.573
♪ V'tzivanu l'hadlik ner ♪

17:36.656 --> 17:41.160
♪ Shel Hanukkah ♪

17:41.244 --> 17:43.538
♪ Amen ♪

17:43.621 --> 17:47.166
‐♪ Let's eat donuts ♪
‐(laughs) I feel like

17:47.250 --> 17:49.586
we should wait 'cause
what if we leave tomorrow‐‐

17:49.669 --> 17:52.964
Well, we might just have
to eat donuts tomorrow, too.

17:54.173 --> 17:55.717
Come sit soft.

17:55.800 --> 17:59.137
‐Do you know
that term, "sit soft"?
‐Ilana: Yeah. Hey, bud.

18:01.723 --> 18:03.558
The Guy:
You don't want yours?

18:03.641 --> 18:06.728
Um... no. I'm okay.

18:06.811 --> 18:09.439
‐You were in NFTY, right?
‐Yeah.

18:10.273 --> 18:13.318
And is it
still just a...

18:13.401 --> 18:15.612
Jewish hookup venue?

18:15.695 --> 18:17.864
Um... (laughs)
I mean,

18:17.947 --> 18:19.407
NFTY wasn't that necessarily,

18:19.490 --> 18:21.701
but Birthright
definitely was, like,

18:21.784 --> 18:24.746
‐just that.
‐Wow. Did you?

18:24.829 --> 18:26.122
Me? No.

18:26.205 --> 18:27.540
‐No.
‐No?

18:27.624 --> 18:30.043
‐No.
‐You know, I was supposed
to go on Birthright.

18:30.126 --> 18:32.337
Really? Did you‐‐
Why didn't you?

18:33.338 --> 18:34.380
I don't know, man.

18:34.464 --> 18:36.674
That plane ride,
the politics.

18:37.467 --> 18:39.927
You keep in touch with
your friends from NFTY?

18:40.011 --> 18:42.388
Uh, I didn't make
any friends at NFTY.

18:42.472 --> 18:45.725
I just went 'cause my mom
and dad said I had to.

18:45.808 --> 18:47.310
Yeah.

18:47.393 --> 18:49.228
What about your
friends from school?

18:49.312 --> 18:52.440
‐Um...
‐Do you still talk
to them on, like,

18:52.523 --> 18:53.816
Instagram or whatever?

18:53.900 --> 18:56.110
‐I don't use social media.
‐Really?

18:56.194 --> 18:58.946
‐That's impressive.
‐I mean, I feel like I'm,

18:59.030 --> 19:00.698
like, messed up
enough already,

19:00.782 --> 19:03.910
and social media would
just make it worse.

19:04.410 --> 19:07.288
‐You're not messed up.
‐I‐I have accepted

19:07.372 --> 19:09.457
that I am,
and it's just, like,

19:09.540 --> 19:11.292
something that
runs in our family.

19:11.376 --> 19:14.837
It just sucks that I got stuck
with the Uncle Jonah gene.

19:14.921 --> 19:17.590
Oh, I thought I got stuck
with the Uncle Jonah gene.

19:18.216 --> 19:20.343
I think it's
kind of bullshit, man.

19:20.426 --> 19:23.054
Like, any time any person
in the Mann family

19:23.137 --> 19:25.348
is going through a hard time...

19:26.474 --> 19:30.812
and all of a sudden,
there's this boogeyman
of Uncle Jonah

19:30.895 --> 19:34.232
and his mental illness
that hangs over us

19:34.941 --> 19:37.944
and it makes us feel like
what we're feeling is wrong.

19:39.404 --> 19:43.282
Yeah. Everyone just says
that I remind them of him.

19:45.034 --> 19:46.703
I want you to eat that donut.

19:46.786 --> 19:48.913
(laughs)

19:48.996 --> 19:52.166
‐I'll take a donut.
‐Yeah, there you go.

19:52.250 --> 19:53.501
Yeah.

19:53.584 --> 19:56.921
I just‐‐ I feel like my
parents are scared of me,

19:57.004 --> 20:00.091
and I don't even know what
they would be scared of,

20:00.174 --> 20:01.384
but, eh...

20:01.467 --> 20:04.303
Here's what I found
in the past 15 years,

20:04.387 --> 20:06.139
since I've been gone.

20:07.432 --> 20:11.144
Is that all of the people
that our family said was weird,

20:11.227 --> 20:13.688
or, like, fucked up,

20:13.771 --> 20:15.356
are just kind of
normal people,

20:15.440 --> 20:18.818
and they just don't match with
our family's version of normal.

20:18.901 --> 20:21.028
‐You know?
‐Yeah. Yeah.

20:21.112 --> 20:22.530
They're very judgy.

20:22.613 --> 20:24.115
Yeah.

20:24.741 --> 20:27.702
Why do you think I said I worked
at Vimeo for all those years?

20:27.785 --> 20:29.620
‐Did you not?
‐No!

20:29.704 --> 20:32.248
‐(Ilana laughs)
‐No. I had a client

20:32.331 --> 20:34.917
who I used to deliver to
who worked there,

20:35.001 --> 20:37.378
and I thought the building
was cool, but no.

20:37.462 --> 20:38.963
And guess what?

20:39.046 --> 20:41.215
I'm fuckin' good. I'm happy.

20:41.299 --> 20:43.885
I really like what's going on.

20:44.302 --> 20:46.846
(sighs)
Until I tell anything
about my actual life

20:46.929 --> 20:48.890
to those people,
and then I'm made to feel like

20:48.973 --> 20:51.768
I'm not fine,
and I'm told that I'm not fine.

20:54.729 --> 20:57.315
Yeah, I can relate to that.

20:57.398 --> 20:59.150
Yeah,
I'm sure.

20:59.567 --> 21:02.987
But you know what?
There's nothing wrong with us.

21:03.905 --> 21:05.907
We're not broken,

21:05.990 --> 21:07.825
and we don't
need to be fixed.

21:09.118 --> 21:11.204
We're all just,
just trying to maintain,

21:11.287 --> 21:14.332
and we each got our
own way of doin' it.

21:17.502 --> 21:18.920
This is the most

21:19.003 --> 21:21.172
Hanukkah‐Hanukkah
I've ever had.

21:22.089 --> 21:23.841
Look at all these
fucking candles.

21:23.925 --> 21:25.593
It's like way
too much Hanukkah.

21:25.676 --> 21:27.970
‐"The Festival of Lights."
‐(laughs)

21:28.054 --> 21:29.555
You ever listen
to Adam Sandler?

21:29.639 --> 21:31.599
I just love
that song.

21:31.682 --> 21:35.394
‐Like, he doesn't have
anything else...
‐Hmm.

21:35.478 --> 21:38.606
‐...but he's so proud
of his drumming...
‐Mm.

21:38.689 --> 21:40.733
...and they love his song.

21:40.817 --> 21:43.861
‐Pam‐Anne: Yeah.
‐Are you tearing up
over "Little Drummer Boy"?

21:43.945 --> 21:45.571
‐That's sweet.
‐(humming "Silent Night")

21:45.655 --> 21:48.115
Pam‐Anne:
Come on, it's Christmas.
She loves it.

21:48.199 --> 21:50.326
I just feel like if
you're gonna meet Jesus,

21:50.409 --> 21:52.620
you know, learn how to play
a lute or something.

21:52.703 --> 21:56.040
♪ All is calm ♪

21:57.041 --> 22:00.211
♪ All is... ♪ (hums)

22:03.339 --> 22:06.509
‐Pam‐Anne: Friends!
‐(laughing)

22:06.592 --> 22:09.762
Can I just say thank you

22:09.846 --> 22:12.139
for letting me crash
at your crash pad.

22:12.223 --> 22:14.767
I know I'm not
one of you guys,

22:14.851 --> 22:16.644
but I just wanna say that

22:16.727 --> 22:19.438
if I'm ever on any
one of your flights,

22:19.522 --> 22:22.233
then maybe you can
hook a sister up?

22:22.316 --> 22:25.194
(all laughing)

22:25.278 --> 22:27.196
Okay, it's still
$20 for me.

22:27.280 --> 22:29.448
‐(laughter, chatter)
‐I need money.

22:29.532 --> 22:32.076
Pam‐Anne:
We were trying not to do
Christmas this year.

22:32.660 --> 22:35.705
My daughter, she's
studying abroad. My...

22:36.414 --> 22:38.833
husband's not my
husband anymore.

22:38.916 --> 22:40.293
Oh, I'm sorry.

22:40.376 --> 22:44.338
And Destiny never does
anything nice for herself,

22:44.797 --> 22:47.592
so we said,
why don't we go snorkel?

22:47.675 --> 22:49.927
‐Syd: Yes! Go snorkel, bitch!
‐(murmuring approval)

22:50.011 --> 22:51.846
Man:
Water wings on, girl.

22:51.929 --> 22:55.016
‐Cesar: Don't scuba.
‐So, God willing...

22:55.099 --> 22:57.518
‐Inshallah...
‐(laughter)

22:57.602 --> 22:58.895
'Cause you're Muslim.

22:58.978 --> 23:01.689
...we will be on
a plane tomorrow

23:01.772 --> 23:03.482
and go see about some fish.

23:03.566 --> 23:05.985
‐Yes!
‐Woo!

23:06.068 --> 23:08.237
‐Kalen: I'll drink to that.
‐Holly: Happy Christmas.

23:08.321 --> 23:11.616
And I am gonna go
see about a man!

23:11.699 --> 23:14.994
‐(laughter)
‐You didn't say that!

23:15.077 --> 23:18.748
‐You didn't say that.
‐Martin: He lives there?

23:18.831 --> 23:20.958
He runs a diving school.

23:21.042 --> 23:23.711
‐(excited murmuring)
‐Kalen: He got money.
He got money.

23:23.794 --> 23:25.922
‐I'm sorry, what?
‐(chattering stops)

23:26.005 --> 23:27.632
What?

23:29.425 --> 23:31.761
We met on Instagram.

23:31.844 --> 23:33.888
We've been DMing
for a few months.

23:34.597 --> 23:37.099
Is that why you wanted
to go on this trip?

23:37.808 --> 23:40.311
So you can meet some
guy from Instagram?

23:40.394 --> 23:41.979
Uh...

23:43.314 --> 23:44.941
‐What did I do?
‐Cesar: Nothing.

23:45.024 --> 23:47.860
People get jealous when
other people are having sex.

23:47.944 --> 23:49.779
It happens to me
all the time.

23:49.862 --> 23:52.740
You know,
I watched something, right,
about these men,

23:52.823 --> 23:54.867
and they‐‐ and they
claim to be veterans,

23:54.951 --> 23:58.079
and they, and they screw lonely
women out of all their money.

23:58.162 --> 23:59.497
Lucy:
Yeah, I saw that.

23:59.580 --> 24:01.916
You'll be snorkeling for
catfish if you're not careful.

24:01.999 --> 24:03.709
(laughs)
I'm only messing!

24:03.793 --> 24:06.545
But he didn't ask you
for any gift cards
or anything, did he?

24:06.629 --> 24:08.965
‐Rochelle: 'Cause
that's a sign of a scam.
‐(murmuring)

24:09.048 --> 24:11.926
(noisy chatter, laughter)

24:12.009 --> 24:13.386
(cans clattering)

24:13.469 --> 24:15.680
‐Cesar: Oh my God...
‐Holy: Shit!

24:15.763 --> 24:17.640
Lucy:
Water? That's okay.

24:17.723 --> 24:18.808
Water?

24:18.891 --> 24:21.143
‐Pam‐Anne: Who's he?
‐Ellie: I don't know.

24:21.227 --> 24:22.895
He just walked in

24:22.979 --> 24:25.606
‐and asked me for a coffee.
‐That's my bed.

24:25.690 --> 24:27.316
‐Oh...
‐Trash?

24:27.400 --> 24:29.527
(cans rattling)

24:39.745 --> 24:41.205
(door creaks)

25:09.900 --> 25:11.444
(phone bloops)

25:24.749 --> 25:26.042
(inhales)

25:28.085 --> 25:29.837
(exhales)

25:29.920 --> 25:31.547
(phone bloops)

25:39.889 --> 25:41.474
(chuckles)

25:43.017 --> 25:44.393
Okay.

25:45.728 --> 25:47.813
(door opens)

25:48.606 --> 25:50.900
‐(running footsteps)
‐Hello?

25:52.485 --> 25:53.986
I'm sorry, I don't
have a place to go.

25:54.070 --> 25:55.738
‐Shh!
‐(whispering): Oh, uh...

25:55.821 --> 25:58.074
I don't have a place to go
because when you said

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I could stay here,
then I sublet my room.

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‐I would hate to,
like, put him out.
‐It's okay.

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I just don't want
to interrupt
on your family time.

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Ah, it's fine.

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Thank you.

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Merry Christmas.

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Holly jolly.

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Hm, hm, hm.

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(cough) So,

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you got a flight
tomorrow or something?

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(inhales)
No. We couldn't get one,

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so we're gonna leave
in a couple days,

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but you can still stay here.

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Thank you.

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(sighs)

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I don't wanna go.

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‐So don't go.
‐(The Guy snorts)

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Hmm.

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I guess I could do anything.

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Chad: Sure.

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Cora:
♪ We make joy ♪

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♪ Now, in this fest ♪

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♪ In quo... ♪

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♪ Jesus ♪

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‐♪ Natus est‐‐ ♪
‐Oh, no.

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‐I can't sing
that one with you.
‐Oh!

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‐Aya!
‐(laughing)

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Medieval.

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Medieval.

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‐Destiny: Hi.
‐Merry Christmas.

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‐Destiny: Merry Christmas.
‐Thanks for the cigarette.

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Cora:
Oh, better you than me.

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‐(Pam‐Anne laughs)
‐Look, if you burn
this building down‐‐

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I'm not gonna burn
the building down.

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‐It's too cold out.
‐Where'd you get that coat,

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‐and that hat?
‐Upstairs.

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Okay, well, we need
to get that back up there.

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(sighs)

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I'm sorry I didn't
tell you about him.

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It's okay.

27:51.270 --> 27:53.647
I'm sorry
I reacted that way.

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It's just, uh, (sighs)...

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It's been hard.

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I know.

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It's been real hard.
I'm having a hard time.

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‐And it's Christmas.
‐I know.

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‐You should meet him.
‐(chuckles)

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No. I probably
shouldn't.

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And he did get
a gift card out of me.

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He's not the reason why
I was excited about the trip.

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‐I'm pregnant.
‐What?

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‐When did you find out?
‐(sighs)

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Just now.
I just took the test.

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Oh my God!

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‐Shh!
‐(laughing): Yes!

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God, I didn't know
you were trying!

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Well,
we weren't really.

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(laughs)
I'm so happy for you!

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(laughs)

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‐I'll have to stop working.
‐Good!

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‐You work too much.
‐And they were all talking

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about bringing
babies into the world

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‐and how everything's
about to be on fire‐‐
‐Oh, honey,

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burn up with that baby.

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(laughing)

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So, did you tell Kirk?

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No, I'll... I'll call
him in the morning.

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Wait. You told me first?

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(sighs)

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Wow. (laughs)

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This is such
an exciting time.

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When you first
find out, it's‐‐

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‐(hydraulic hissing)
‐(screaming)

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‐Jesus! Okay, wait!
‐("Jingle Bells" playing)

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‐See? I just, uh...
‐Oh! My nerves...

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‐(sighs)
‐Destiny: I can't
with this building.

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‐I need to get out of here.
‐Santa: Merry Christmas!

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Ho, ho, ho!

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The Guy:
Okay, okay, okay.

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All right, all right,
all right, I did it.

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I gave up my seat.
Told them I'm having

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a personal emergency,
so, you know,

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‐the truth.
‐Someone is absolutely

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gonna call me out
for this vest.

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Dude, it's kosher.
She's registered to you.

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‐All right.
‐Don't stress.

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I mean, I'm stressed that you
haven't picked anywhere yet.

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That's part of the fun.

29:57.688 --> 29:59.857
(man speaking
indistinctly over PA)

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Oh, what about Tokyo?

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It's pretty cold there.
I feel like you'd need

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to buy, like, way warmer
clothes than you brought.

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Yeah, I think I want
somewhere warm.

30:08.407 --> 30:10.659
Yeah. Uh, I mean,
you should definitely

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stay somewhere south
of the equator then.

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(gasps)

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New Zealand!

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Mordor!

30:18.917 --> 30:20.377
‐Wow.
‐That's awesome.

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Okay, this is a very

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expensive and long
30‐hour trip.

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‐Just do it.
You know what?
‐Thirty‐hour trip.

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I will give you
some Klonopin,

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and then you can watch,
like, 20 movies,

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or however fucking
long that is,

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and eat some Chex Mix,

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and then at the end
of the 20 movies,
you'll be there.

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‐Okay.
‐Here you go.

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I'm gonna do it.

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I'm gonna get on
the next flight to Auckland.

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You should do it.

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‐Yeah.
‐Yeah.

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Aw yeah.

30:57.748 --> 30:59.833
Man (over PA):
Good afternoon, ladies
and gentlemen. At this time,

30:59.917 --> 31:01.668
we'll begin boarding
American flight‐‐

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‐All right, baby.
Come on, Fomo.
‐The Guy: Let's go.

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Good girl!

31:06.173 --> 31:08.759
(announcement
continues indistinct)

31:08.842 --> 31:11.053
Well, baby. (sighs)

31:11.553 --> 31:13.180
Have fun out there.

31:13.263 --> 31:15.808
It's just gonna be
a couple weeks, okay?

31:15.891 --> 31:17.267
You're gonna
see her again.

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I know. I'm just getting used
to this joint custody thing.

31:20.854 --> 31:23.857
‐Take care of that eye, please,
'cause if that eye goes...
‐Yes.

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‐...it's all over.
‐Right. Fair enough.

31:26.527 --> 31:28.487
‐I had fun. That was fun.
‐(Fomo whines)

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Yeah, it was.

31:30.447 --> 31:32.074
‐(barking)
‐Aw, you ready to go, girl?

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Don't you
forget about me.

31:34.284 --> 31:37.246
‐Don't, don't, don't.
‐Well, thank you for this,
seriously.

31:37.329 --> 31:39.456
‐For real, thanks.
‐Yeah.

31:39.540 --> 31:41.250
‐Yeah. Okay.
‐I'll talk to you.

31:41.333 --> 31:43.794
All right, Fomo. Okay.

31:43.877 --> 31:45.796
Bye, Uncle Rufus.

31:46.213 --> 31:48.173
‐Bye, Ilana.
‐Come on.

31:48.257 --> 31:49.800
Bye, Fomo.

31:50.467 --> 31:52.427
(man speaking
over PA indistinctly)

31:52.511 --> 31:54.096
We are now
inviting those passengers

31:54.179 --> 31:55.764
with small children

31:55.848 --> 31:58.100
and any passengers
requiring...

31:58.183 --> 32:00.727
(sighs)

32:00.811 --> 32:03.772
Please have your boarding pass
and identification ready.

32:03.856 --> 32:07.192
Regular boarding will begin in
approximately 10 minutes' time.

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Thank you.

32:11.321 --> 32:16.785
("State of Independence"
by Jon & Vangelis playing)

32:19.830 --> 32:21.874
♪

32:35.220 --> 32:38.182
♪ State of life, may I live?
May I love?♪

32:38.265 --> 32:41.518
♪ Coming out the sky,
I name me a name ♪

32:43.687 --> 32:45.856
♪ Coming out silver word
for what it is ♪

32:45.939 --> 32:49.359
♪ It is the very nature
of the sound the game ♪

32:51.820 --> 32:54.531
♪ Siamese,
Indionese, to Tibet ♪

32:54.615 --> 32:58.243
♪ Treat the life as
a game if you please ♪

32:58.327 --> 33:00.162
♪ Hey ♪

33:00.245 --> 33:02.789
♪ Coming up, Carabi,
sense of freedom ♪

33:02.873 --> 33:05.584
♪ Derives from
a meditative state ♪

33:15.552 --> 33:18.805
♪ Moving on, believe,
that's it, call it magic ♪

33:18.889 --> 33:22.059
♪ Third world it is,
I only guessed it ♪

33:26.605 --> 33:28.815
♪ Shablam idi, shablam ida ♪

33:28.899 --> 33:31.026
♪ Shablam idi, shablam ida ♪

33:31.109 --> 33:33.278
♪ Shablam idi, shablam ida ♪

33:38.242 --> 33:41.036
♪ Shot to the soul,
the flame of Oroladin ♪

33:41.119 --> 33:45.999
♪ The essence of the word,
the state of independence ♪

33:46.083 --> 33:48.627
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah... ♪

33:48.710 --> 33:51.797
♪ ♪