WEBVTT 00:02.236 --> 00:04.472 * Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da, ba-da-ba-da-ba * 00:04.505 --> 00:05.973 * Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da Let's go! 00:06.006 --> 00:07.675 * We'll be there 00:07.708 --> 00:10.344 * A wink and a smile and a great old time * 00:10.378 --> 00:12.546 * Yeah, we'll be there 00:12.580 --> 00:14.648 * Wherever we are, there's some fun to be found * 00:14.682 --> 00:16.984 * We'll be there when you turn that corner * 00:17.017 --> 00:18.319 * We'll jump out the bush 00:18.352 --> 00:20.020 * With a big bear hug and a smile * 00:24.658 --> 00:27.428 ** 00:28.262 --> 00:30.598 Announcer: Welcome to...Bro Brawl -- 00:30.631 --> 00:33.534 the action-packed show that tests your skill, strength, 00:33.567 --> 00:38.206 and brotherhood to determine who are the ultimate bros. 00:38.239 --> 00:41.242 And now here's the star of our show -- 00:41.275 --> 00:44.044 Brody Brogan! 00:44.078 --> 00:47.548 'Sup, everybody? Are you ready for... 00:47.581 --> 00:49.717 Bro Brawl? 00:49.750 --> 00:51.352 I love you, Brody! 00:51.385 --> 00:52.586 Whoo! 00:52.620 --> 00:55.223 We have another exciting one coming at you today. 00:55.256 --> 01:00.394 Give it up for Grizz, Panda, and Ice Cube! 01:00.428 --> 01:03.097 Hey, everyone! Hello! Whoo-hoo-hoo! 01:03.131 --> 01:06.467 And our other team of brothers are actually roommates. 01:06.500 --> 01:09.703 Give it up for Griff, Issac, and Tom! 01:09.737 --> 01:12.406 Hey, what's up, everybody? 01:12.440 --> 01:13.974 Huh? Huh? 01:14.608 --> 01:17.978 Wh-What? Twinsies! 01:18.011 --> 01:19.713 Hm? Wait. 01:19.747 --> 01:21.081 -Huh? Panda? -Huh? Oop! 01:21.115 --> 01:22.583 -What are you -- Oop! -What are you -- Oop! 01:22.616 --> 01:23.917 -Uh, how did you -- Oop! -Uh, how did you -- Oop! 01:23.951 --> 01:25.119 Wait, you go first. 01:25.153 --> 01:27.155 Okay. What -- What are you doing here? 01:27.188 --> 01:28.656 I'm here to kidnap you again. 01:28.689 --> 01:29.990 -What?! -I'm just kidding. 01:30.023 --> 01:31.925 Ouch! No fraternizing with enemy. 01:31.959 --> 01:33.461 Well, lookie here! 01:33.494 --> 01:35.796 Seems like our friends Tom and Panda have met before. 01:35.829 --> 01:37.131 Awkward! 01:37.165 --> 01:39.233 Now, let's get to know our bros. 01:39.267 --> 01:41.402 Bears, tell us about yourselves. 01:41.435 --> 01:43.737 Well, I'm happily self-unemployed, 01:43.771 --> 01:45.573 taking care of my two baby bros. 01:45.606 --> 01:46.807 Ice Bear likes to cook. 01:46.840 --> 01:49.610 And I am single and ready to mingle. 01:49.643 --> 01:50.911 [ Chuckles ] 01:50.944 --> 01:52.246 [ Coughs ] 01:52.280 --> 01:55.649 [ Laughs ] How about our next group of guys? 01:55.683 --> 01:56.950 Hey, what's up? I'm Griff. 01:56.984 --> 01:59.119 I'm a renegade cop who protects the streets 01:59.153 --> 02:00.788 and keeps them clean. 02:00.821 --> 02:02.756 Issac is a five-star chef. 02:02.790 --> 02:04.958 And I have a girlfriend! 02:04.992 --> 02:06.627 [ Cheers and applause ] 02:06.660 --> 02:07.961 What? 02:07.995 --> 02:10.598 And now our bros are ready to battle it out 02:10.631 --> 02:13.301 because the winner gets to go home to... 02:13.334 --> 02:16.470 a brand-new smart apartment 02:16.504 --> 02:19.540 with an indoor basketball court, a fully-stocked kitchen, 02:19.573 --> 02:22.610 and upstairs, a private art studio. 02:22.643 --> 02:25.513 [ Gasps ] That is the sickest pad I've ever seen! 02:25.546 --> 02:28.816 Guys, we gotta win this! We need that apartment so bad! 02:28.849 --> 02:31.719 Ice Bear needs dream fridge... and personal space. 02:31.752 --> 02:36.657 All right, folks, it's time for another round of Bro Brawl! 02:36.690 --> 02:38.125 Announcer: Bro Brawl! 02:38.158 --> 02:40.828 All right, bros, we're got Grizz and Griff up first. 02:40.861 --> 02:43.297 For two points, let's see who can help their bros 02:43.331 --> 02:46.800 cross the street while fending off bullies along the way. 02:46.834 --> 02:50.070 Awe, sweet! I've done police tactical training just like this. 02:50.103 --> 02:52.039 -Uh...same! -But be warned -- 02:52.072 --> 02:53.841 not everyone is out to get your bros. 02:53.874 --> 02:55.709 So, don't hurt the innocent bystanders. 02:55.743 --> 02:57.077 Got it? Good? 02:57.110 --> 02:59.413 Bros, take your marks. 02:59.447 --> 03:00.748 Get set. 03:00.781 --> 03:02.350 Bro! 03:02.383 --> 03:03.417 [ Panting ] 03:03.451 --> 03:05.185 -I'm mean. -[ Grunts ] 03:05.219 --> 03:07.187 -[ Panting ] -'Sup, killa? 03:07.221 --> 03:09.490 -[ Grunts ] -[ Panting ] 03:09.523 --> 03:11.191 -[ Grunts ] -[ Screams ] 03:11.225 --> 03:13.026 Muffins, time for breakfast! 03:13.060 --> 03:14.362 [ Grunts ] [ Buzzer ] 03:14.395 --> 03:16.029 Brody: Oh! Bad call, Grizz. 03:16.063 --> 03:18.198 Clearly someone's grandma and not a bully. 03:18.232 --> 03:19.567 Oh, no! That was an accident! 03:19.600 --> 03:20.668 Oh! 03:20.701 --> 03:21.835 Oh! 03:21.869 --> 03:22.903 -Oh, I'm sorry! -Oh! 03:22.936 --> 03:24.905 [ Grunts ] Noooooo! 03:24.938 --> 03:26.073 Oh! Oh! Oh! 03:26.106 --> 03:28.542 [ Panting ] 03:28.576 --> 03:29.877 [ Grunting ] 03:29.910 --> 03:32.079 [ Screams ] 03:33.146 --> 03:35.849 Mwah! Oh! [ Audience "Awws" ] 03:35.883 --> 03:37.385 Whoo! [ Air horn blows ] 03:37.418 --> 03:40.421 Ha ha! Well, it's pretty clear who won this challenge. 03:40.454 --> 03:42.323 Let's give it up for Griff! 03:43.424 --> 03:45.759 Uh, guys? Help! [ Cats meowing ] 03:45.793 --> 03:47.227 Announcer: Bro Brawl! 03:47.261 --> 03:49.763 All right, dudes, this round is about your skill, 03:49.797 --> 03:52.433 not only as a brother but in the kitchen. 03:52.466 --> 03:54.535 Ice Bear will mince you like fresh garlic. 03:54.568 --> 03:56.570 Issac will flambé you like baked Alaska. 03:56.604 --> 04:00.574 Your challenge today is to cook only with what's available. 04:00.608 --> 04:02.209 ** 04:02.242 --> 04:05.379 The best chef will be awarded four points. 04:05.413 --> 04:09.750 On your mark. Get set. 04:09.783 --> 04:11.585 Bro! 04:11.619 --> 04:14.054 ** 04:14.087 --> 04:18.125 These are some unbelievable moves performed by both bros. 04:19.460 --> 04:21.629 Slicing and dicing like it's second nature. 04:21.662 --> 04:22.996 [ Audience "Ahhs" ] 04:23.030 --> 04:25.933 They're turning up the heat. 04:25.966 --> 04:27.601 Blood, sweat, and tears -- 04:27.635 --> 04:31.138 these are the ingredients to make the perfect bro. 04:32.940 --> 04:34.408 Never in my years as a host 04:34.442 --> 04:38.446 have I seen a more fierce competition, folks. 04:38.479 --> 04:40.348 We are down to the last few seconds. 04:40.381 --> 04:42.282 Join me in the countdown! 04:42.316 --> 04:48.422 7...6...5...4...3...2...1! 04:48.456 --> 04:50.524 [ Air horn blows ] Time's up, bros! 04:50.558 --> 04:51.659 [ Both panting ] 04:51.692 --> 04:53.126 To judge this course, 04:53.160 --> 04:55.829 I'd like to introduce my own brother, 04:55.863 --> 04:58.198 Broseph Brogan! 04:58.231 --> 05:00.401 It's an honor to be here, bro. 05:01.234 --> 05:03.471 Now, let's give these meals a try. 05:03.504 --> 05:06.440 First up, we've got Issac. 05:06.474 --> 05:07.641 Mmm. 05:07.675 --> 05:09.677 Mmm! Mmm! 05:09.710 --> 05:11.645 Delicious! 05:11.679 --> 05:12.813 Ahh... 05:12.846 --> 05:15.349 Next is Ice Cube. 05:15.383 --> 05:16.617 Mmm! 05:16.650 --> 05:20.220 Wow, these two dishes are simply amazing. 05:20.253 --> 05:23.156 It's so close, I might have to go with a tie -- 05:23.190 --> 05:25.359 [ Coughs ] Oh, man. 05:25.393 --> 05:27.327 [ Audience murmurs ] 05:27.361 --> 05:29.797 Maybe not. Well, that was unpleasant. 05:29.830 --> 05:31.999 Looks like the winner is Team Issac. 05:32.032 --> 05:33.801 [ Cheers and applause ] 05:33.834 --> 05:37.037 Brody: Ooh, things do not look good for Team Bears, 05:37.070 --> 05:39.740 but who knows what will happen in our next challenge 05:39.773 --> 05:42.009 that is worth 6 points! 05:42.042 --> 05:46.680 All right, Panda and Tom, let's begin your challenge! 05:46.714 --> 05:49.517 Awe, heck yes! It's Tom time! 05:49.550 --> 05:51.585 Audience: Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! 05:51.619 --> 05:55.255 [ Laughs ] That's me! Tom! 05:55.288 --> 05:57.224 A good brother knows it's important 05:57.257 --> 05:59.527 for bros to express themselves. 05:59.560 --> 06:03.030 That's why our next challenge is about fashion! 06:03.063 --> 06:04.197 [ Cheering ] 06:04.231 --> 06:06.667 Man: Looking good, Brody! 06:06.700 --> 06:10.337 You'll have two minutes to get your bros looking fresh. 06:10.370 --> 06:13.206 The bros with the best looks wins! 06:13.240 --> 06:15.208 Ready...get set... 06:15.242 --> 06:16.610 bro! [ Air horn blows ] 06:16.644 --> 06:19.713 -I'll clothe you, brothers! -Ah! 06:19.747 --> 06:22.583 Uh, fashion...fashion... 06:22.616 --> 06:25.285 Looks like Team Panda is off to a rough start, 06:25.318 --> 06:27.187 but look at Tom go! 06:27.220 --> 06:29.256 Yes! I found jorts! 06:29.289 --> 06:31.625 Oh, come on, Panda! Focus! 06:31.659 --> 06:34.361 You can do this! You've trained for this! 06:34.394 --> 06:37.264 [ Heart beating ] 06:37.297 --> 06:43.103 ** 06:43.136 --> 06:44.872 Oh! I know what to do! 06:44.905 --> 06:48.108 And it looks like both bros have found their groove! 06:48.141 --> 06:51.044 But that clock is ticking fast. 06:51.078 --> 06:52.913 * Strut that thang 06:52.946 --> 06:54.748 * That thang * One more time 06:54.782 --> 06:56.817 * Come on and do it * Side to side 06:56.850 --> 06:59.753 * Flex those hips Just a few seconds remain! 06:59.787 --> 07:04.224 5...4...3...2...1! 07:04.257 --> 07:06.326 [ Air horn blows ] Times up! 07:06.359 --> 07:08.395 Let's see how they did, folks. 07:08.428 --> 07:12.666 Team Panda, these are some extremely fine-looking bros! 07:12.700 --> 07:14.602 [ Gasps ] [ Cheering ] 07:14.635 --> 07:17.337 Ice Bear likes wearing outfit almost as much as being nude. 07:17.370 --> 07:19.339 Team Tom, I'm impressed 07:19.372 --> 07:22.109 with how bad these outfits are! 07:22.142 --> 07:24.144 [ Sad chord plays ] 07:24.177 --> 07:26.680 Uh, I think this shirt is pants. 07:28.616 --> 07:32.452 Looks like both teams will be moving to the final round. 07:32.486 --> 07:35.355 We'll be right back after these messages. 07:35.388 --> 07:36.356 Announcer: Bro Brawl! 07:36.389 --> 07:37.991 Whoa! Great job, Panda! 07:38.025 --> 07:39.860 Ah! I never realized you had so much talent! 07:39.893 --> 07:42.530 Ice Bear's ready for catwalk. -Ahh, thanks, guys. 07:42.563 --> 07:44.765 I feel like we might actually be able to do this! 07:44.798 --> 07:47.300 I'm gonna go use the bathroom before the final round. 07:47.334 --> 07:48.602 Man, we look good. 07:48.636 --> 07:50.270 Hey, Brody, can we keep these outfits? 07:50.303 --> 07:52.873 [ Laughs ] Absolutely not! 07:52.906 --> 07:54.775 [ Humming ] 07:54.808 --> 07:55.776 [ Sobbing ] 07:55.809 --> 07:59.046 Huh? Hey? He-- Hey, is someone here? 07:59.079 --> 08:00.848 [ Sobbing continues ] 08:01.815 --> 08:03.350 No! 08:04.652 --> 08:05.819 Tom? 08:05.853 --> 08:07.154 Don't look at me! 08:07.187 --> 08:09.289 Oh, Tom, don't cry. 08:09.322 --> 08:10.991 Your outfits weren't that bad. 08:11.024 --> 08:12.359 That-- That's not it. 08:12.392 --> 08:14.061 [ Sniffles ] 08:14.094 --> 08:16.029 [ Blows noise ] 08:16.063 --> 08:17.497 Y-You don't get it, Panda. 08:17.531 --> 08:19.567 I-If you lose, you still get to go home 08:19.600 --> 08:21.501 and be with your bros. [ Sniffles ] 08:21.535 --> 08:25.305 If I lose, I won't have bros or a home anymore! 08:25.338 --> 08:27.374 What are you talking about? 08:27.407 --> 08:29.342 [ Sniffles ] It's -- It's our apartment. 08:29.376 --> 08:30.911 We can't afford it anymore. 08:30.944 --> 08:34.181 If we don't win this new one, we're going to have to split up. 08:34.214 --> 08:36.016 I don't want to lose my bros. 08:36.049 --> 08:38.652 Oh, Tom. I'm sure it'll be okay. Maybe you could che-- 08:38.686 --> 08:40.520 [ Door opens ] Evan: Hey, guys. Crying time's over. 08:40.554 --> 08:41.521 Need you back on set. 08:41.555 --> 08:42.756 Announcer: Bro Brawl! 08:42.790 --> 08:44.892 It's almost time for our bros to face off 08:44.925 --> 08:48.696 in the new super-secret-brotasticle obstacle course! 08:48.729 --> 08:51.498 Okay, bros, let's do our best and win that sweet pad. 08:51.531 --> 08:53.200 Ice Bear ready to kick bro butt. 08:53.233 --> 08:57.037 Oh, and we could throw a huge victory party at our new place! 08:57.070 --> 08:58.105 Panda, you okay? 08:58.138 --> 08:59.607 What? Yeah! No, I'm great! 08:59.640 --> 09:01.208 Yep, let's do this thing. 09:01.241 --> 09:03.043 -1, 2, 3 -- -Bears! 09:03.076 --> 09:07.748 Brody: And our first bros get into position. 09:07.781 --> 09:09.282 Hm. 09:09.316 --> 09:11.719 Get ready...get set... 09:11.752 --> 09:13.353 bro! [ Air horn blows ] 09:13.386 --> 09:14.688 And they're off! 09:14.722 --> 09:16.724 They'll scale the tower of dirty dishes 09:16.757 --> 09:19.326 to retrieve flag number 1. 09:20.961 --> 09:24.765 And it's neck and neck as they pass off their flags. 09:24.798 --> 09:28.035 They will dive into the tub and unplug the bathroom drain 09:28.068 --> 09:30.403 to find flag number 2. 09:31.639 --> 09:34.642 Wow, they sure made quick work of that challenge! 09:34.675 --> 09:36.910 And they pass to the final bros! 09:36.944 --> 09:38.712 First, they'll have to make it through 09:38.746 --> 09:41.782 the greasy, old pizza box. 09:41.815 --> 09:43.884 Blech! What is this even made of? 09:43.917 --> 09:45.452 Aw! 09:46.019 --> 09:49.556 Next, they'll scale the stack of overdue library books 09:49.589 --> 09:52.425 featuring a copy of my new memoir. 09:52.459 --> 09:54.094 And they're still neck and neck 09:54.127 --> 09:55.896 going into the dirty laundry obstacle. 09:55.929 --> 09:57.430 Aah! 09:57.464 --> 09:59.266 Now they just have to make it over the pit 09:59.299 --> 10:01.134 of dirty underwear. [ Grunts ] 10:01.168 --> 10:02.269 [ Laughs ] 10:02.302 --> 10:03.904 [ Panting ] 10:03.937 --> 10:05.438 -Oh! -Huh? 10:05.472 --> 10:07.440 Oh -- Aah! 10:07.474 --> 10:10.343 Aah! So unclean! 10:10.377 --> 10:12.279 Huh? Oh... 10:12.312 --> 10:13.613 I don't want to lose my bros. 10:13.647 --> 10:16.416 -Huh? Tom! -We won't even have a home. 10:16.449 --> 10:18.118 That's me! Tom! 10:18.151 --> 10:20.821 [ Crying ] 10:20.854 --> 10:22.656 Ugh! 10:24.224 --> 10:27.995 Oh, no! I've been caught by a terrible sock monster! 10:28.028 --> 10:29.529 Oh, no! 10:29.562 --> 10:31.298 Brody: I can't believe it! And... 10:31.331 --> 10:34.034 Tom wins at the last second! 10:34.067 --> 10:35.969 It's a bro-miracle! 10:36.003 --> 10:37.671 Congratulations, bros. 10:37.705 --> 10:39.707 Looks like tonight you'll be going home 10:39.740 --> 10:42.976 to your brand-new luxury apartment! 10:43.010 --> 10:44.845 Hey, guys, are you mad at me? 10:44.878 --> 10:46.346 Nah, they look really happy. 10:46.379 --> 10:48.749 [ Cheering, laughter ] Come here, Tom! 10:50.818 --> 10:53.153 -Yeah. -You're a good bro, Panda. 10:53.186 --> 10:55.188 Well, folks, don't forget to join us again 10:55.222 --> 10:58.025 next week where we'll have a team of old bros 10:58.058 --> 11:01.795 face off against a team of baby bros. 11:05.632 --> 11:14.007 ** 11:18.445 --> 11:19.847 Done! Done! Done!