WEBVTT 00:02.250 --> 00:04.316 previously on "weeds"... 00:04.349 --> 00:07.782 there are many safe and ethnically diverse neiborhoods in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. 00:07.782 --> 00:09.814 Shane, who are you talking to? 00:09.814 --> 00:11.081 Dad. 00:13.680 --> 00:15.345 I need to rent your empty house. 00:15.345 --> 00:16.444 We need a grow house. 00:16.444 --> 00:17.543 Can you deal with that? 00:17.543 --> 00:20.376 Hello -- Eve Meriweather, education coordinator, 00:20.409 --> 00:22.975 absolute truth ministries campus. 00:22.975 --> 00:24.640 The wrath of Doug. 00:24.940 --> 00:25.774 It's comin'. 00:25.774 --> 00:29.172 What kind of man tears a cross off the roof of a church? 00:29.172 --> 00:30.938 An impressive one, I'm guessing. 00:30.972 --> 00:32.537 That's a big fucking cross. 00:32.537 --> 00:36.236 I read an article in the paper about this cross of theirs that got stolen. 00:36.236 --> 00:37.735 I think I just found it. 00:37.735 --> 00:39.134 You got a call. 00:39.134 --> 00:40.568 From who? 00:40.568 --> 00:42.200 Roy Till. 00:42.200 --> 00:43.600 He's with the D.E.A. 00:43.600 --> 00:45.432 I have questions. 00:45.432 --> 00:46.432 You do? 00:46.432 --> 00:48.830 I don't think our business arrangement's gonna work out. 00:48.864 --> 00:49.863 And why's that? 00:49.863 --> 00:52.595 My customers don't seem to like your product. 00:52.628 --> 00:53.928 That's a shame. 00:53.928 --> 00:56.361 Three guys on motorcycles pulled me out of the car. 00:56.394 --> 00:58.160 They said they're coming after you. 00:58.160 --> 00:59.459 They're coming after all of us. 00:59.492 --> 01:00.759 So, what do you want from me? 01:00.759 --> 01:03.658 What kind of protection would I get for half of everything? 01:03.658 --> 01:06.657 Anyone fucks with you, they fuck with me. 01:06.690 --> 01:09.456 When they go down, they go down hard. 01:09.456 --> 01:10.488 Fine. 01:10.488 --> 01:12.987 The fire started in their grow field. 01:13.020 --> 01:14.387 Someone torched it. 01:14.420 --> 01:17.652 You wouldn't happen to know anything about that, would you? 02:09.096 --> 02:14.694 Weeds Season03 Episode15 02:15.594 --> 02:16.227 good morning. 02:16.227 --> 02:19.359 After a long night battling darkness, treacherous conditions, 02:19.392 --> 02:20.857 and high walls of flame, 02:20.890 --> 02:24.789 firefighters still do not have this searing blaze under control. 02:24.789 --> 02:27.188 The west end of the charter school is gone. 02:27.188 --> 02:30.054 We're trying to save the worship hall now, but we're just not equipped. 02:30.821 --> 02:32.353 Oy vey. 02:32.353 --> 02:35.785 Almost 300 acres and several homes have burned, 02:35.785 --> 02:39.883 and with Santa Ana winds blowing strong and tinder-dry conditions, 02:39.883 --> 02:42.216 this fire shows no signs of weakness. 02:42.749 --> 02:46.347 They say arson is a sexual crime. 02:46.380 --> 02:48.547 Couldn't you have just rubbed one out? 02:48.547 --> 02:50.012 You did this? 02:50.012 --> 02:50.945 Of course not. 02:50.978 --> 02:52.811 You took care of the bikers, didn't you? 02:52.811 --> 02:56.775 There are tinder-dry conditions out there, warm temperatures, 02:56.775 --> 03:02.373 low rainfall, high-density housing in a natural habitat, Santa Ana winds. 03:02.807 --> 03:04.472 Not my fault. 03:04.472 --> 03:06.006 You're a gangster. 03:06.006 --> 03:06.805 Shut up. 03:06.838 --> 03:07.838 Well, I'm proud of you. 03:07.838 --> 03:09.370 - Don't be. - Don't be. 03:11.803 --> 03:13.536 Well, what's our next move? 03:13.803 --> 03:15.868 - Pitts-- - don't even fucking say Pittsburgh, okay? 03:16.035 --> 03:17.101 We've had enough of that shit. 03:17.101 --> 03:18.701 Just deal like the rest of us. 03:18.734 --> 03:20.200 - Pittsburgh. - Dipshit. 03:20.233 --> 03:20.765 Dad! 03:20.799 --> 03:23.131 Okay, enough, everybody. 03:23.131 --> 03:24.230 Time to pack up. 03:24.230 --> 03:25.130 We're leaving. 03:25.163 --> 03:28.796 Take only what's really important, okay? 03:28.796 --> 03:30.261 Everybody go. 03:31.195 --> 03:36.193 Firefighters continue to lose ground in Majestic despite the efforts of several local agencies. 03:36.193 --> 03:37.925 We take you there live for an update. 03:37.925 --> 03:41.224 Everything we couldn't get into the van we wrapped in trash bags, 03:41.224 --> 03:42.923 which we sunk to the bottom of the pool, 03:42.923 --> 03:45.455 because we figure the pool can't burn, right? 03:45.455 --> 03:50.420 Now we're just praying that water doesn't get into the bags and destroy the bowflex. 03:50.420 --> 03:51.452 I am sorry to interrupt. 03:51.452 --> 03:56.350 We have just received word that the evacuation of lower Majestic is now mandatory. 03:56.384 --> 04:01.315 I repeat -- there is now a mandatory call for evacuation in lower Majestic. 04:01.315 --> 04:02.947 Firefighters are going door to door, 04:02.947 --> 04:04.946 telling people to get out immediately 04:04.946 --> 04:08.979 as this insatiable conflagration continues to rage. 04:09.445 --> 04:10.578 Hello? 04:11.311 --> 04:12.477 Hello? 04:13.510 --> 04:14.577 Hello? 04:15.442 --> 04:18.808 Firemen hello? 04:18.808 --> 04:20.474 You're blocking my driveway. 04:20.474 --> 04:22.006 I can't pull my car out. 04:22.039 --> 04:23.472 We can't move the truck, ma'am. 04:23.472 --> 04:25.072 We asked for a voluntary evacuation of this area. 04:25.072 --> 04:27.803 The evacuation order is now mandatory. 04:28.103 --> 04:33.334 Ah, well, how am i supposed to evacuate with your truck parked in front of my fucking driveway? 04:33.334 --> 04:37.700 Well, there are shuttle buses running to the evacuation center every two blocks, ma'am. 04:37.733 --> 04:40.465 I just finished loading up the car. 04:40.498 --> 04:45.030 Come on, it'll take you two seconds, and I'll be on my merry way. 04:46.463 --> 04:48.628 - Please? - Got it? 04:53.125 --> 04:56.124 Oh, you spiteful, fucking piece of shit. 04:56.158 --> 04:58.124 What if this was your house, hmm? 04:58.124 --> 04:59.423 And all of your things? 04:59.423 --> 05:01.889 I live in a shitty apartment, and my ex-wife has all the good stuff, 05:01.889 --> 05:03.921 so I probably wouldn't give a shit, ma'am. 05:03.921 --> 05:07.620 But you're welcome that I'm risking my life and lungs trying to save your home, 05:07.620 --> 05:10.519 your hybrid, and all your crap. 05:16.950 --> 05:18.649 You know what? 05:18.949 --> 05:20.949 Fair enough. 05:20.982 --> 05:23.779 You know, I don't need any of this. 05:24.212 --> 05:27.145 - I'm going to the shuttle! - Good for you. 05:33.676 --> 05:35.342 Here's my phone number. 05:35.842 --> 05:39.173 Call me... a few drinks. 05:39.173 --> 05:41.572 Some angry sex. 05:43.872 --> 05:45.504 Here I go. 05:49.702 --> 05:51.369 Okay, we need to be leaving. 05:51.402 --> 05:52.867 I smell smoke. 05:52.867 --> 05:55.199 Damn, Heylia, you get nervous around the barbecue. 05:55.199 --> 05:57.198 Just let me pack a few more plants. 05:57.198 --> 05:59.297 Look, we've done most of what we can do. 05:59.297 --> 06:00.997 House burns down, we start again. 06:00.997 --> 06:03.496 House still standing, we go back to work in a few days. 06:03.496 --> 06:04.395 Oh, no. 06:04.395 --> 06:08.528 I'm getting too old for this shit -- growing here and running there. 06:08.528 --> 06:10.493 Fuck it. I'm going legit. 06:13.126 --> 06:15.425 Now, what the fuck are you talking about? 06:15.458 --> 06:17.424 I'm opening up a club. 06:17.424 --> 06:19.956 Heylia's compassionate care. 06:19.989 --> 06:22.222 What? I still got my connections. 06:22.222 --> 06:23.887 You gonna buy from me? 06:23.887 --> 06:26.453 So long as I don't have to know where you growing it... 06:26.453 --> 06:28.652 and I don't have to see your fucking girlfriend. 06:28.685 --> 06:29.784 She's not my girlfriend. 06:29.784 --> 06:30.818 Fine... 06:30.818 --> 06:33.750 your cock-charming fuck buddy. 06:33.783 --> 06:34.849 You know, I'm done fighting, 06:34.882 --> 06:36.816 'cause I know you gonna do what you gonna do. 06:36.816 --> 06:39.681 I'm simply asking that you keep it out my face, 06:39.681 --> 06:41.280 and I hope for your sake, she make a decent turkey, 06:41.280 --> 06:43.846 'cause she ain't coming to my house for thanksgiving. 06:46.012 --> 06:48.111 Now, look at that timing. 06:48.111 --> 06:49.544 There you go. 06:50.710 --> 06:53.509 Residents in northern Majestic have been ordered to evacuate, 06:53.509 --> 06:57.806 and voluntary evacuations are in effect for lower Majestic 06:57.806 --> 07:01.538 and the area formerly known as agrestic township. 07:01.538 --> 07:05.269 All evacuees are welcome here to the summer canyon recreation center. 07:05.269 --> 07:07.569 Dan, back to you in the studio. 07:07.569 --> 07:09.368 All right, that's it, guys. 07:09.402 --> 07:11.967 Let's get back as soon as we can. 07:14.000 --> 07:15.066 Careful. 07:15.066 --> 07:17.199 Careful! This is my dad, not a washing machine. 07:17.199 --> 07:18.464 I'm fine, honey. 07:18.464 --> 07:19.398 No, you're not. 07:19.398 --> 07:21.597 You were banging around in there like a pinball. 07:21.597 --> 07:25.295 And were you trying to hit every pothole, or do you just suck at your job? 07:25.295 --> 07:27.927 It's been a long night. She's tired, cranky. 07:27.927 --> 07:30.059 Dad, you need to stop being such a pussy. 07:30.093 --> 07:32.058 I'm not always gonna be around. 07:32.592 --> 07:33.557 Here we go. 07:33.557 --> 07:34.991 I'm ready. 07:36.023 --> 07:36.890 What's that? 07:36.890 --> 07:38.555 My turtles. 07:39.155 --> 07:40.622 You have turtles? 07:40.655 --> 07:42.354 Franco and Warhol. 07:42.354 --> 07:44.487 How long have you had turtles? 07:44.487 --> 07:46.352 I won them last year at a carnival. 07:46.352 --> 07:49.185 Turtles. How did I not know you had turtles... 07:49.185 --> 07:50.885 for a year? 07:52.684 --> 07:54.316 No, honey. No waffle maker. 07:54.316 --> 07:55.282 We don't need it. 07:55.315 --> 07:59.913 Homeowner's insurance policy, deed to the house, birth certificates. 07:59.913 --> 08:02.079 Daddy's earthquake box. 08:02.079 --> 08:04.478 He reminded me about it this morning. 08:05.044 --> 08:06.910 Well, tell him thanks. 08:07.877 --> 08:09.542 He doesn't want to leave the house, mom. 08:09.576 --> 08:10.842 Good thing he can't catch fire. 08:10.842 --> 08:12.241 But we can, so we got to go. 08:12.241 --> 08:13.508 Does he understand that? 08:13.508 --> 08:16.074 I'm not leaving if he's not leaving. 08:19.338 --> 08:20.805 Shane... 08:20.805 --> 08:23.471 this has gone far enough, really. 08:23.471 --> 08:25.702 I'm not leaving. 08:34.431 --> 08:36.331 Judah, listen to me. 08:36.331 --> 08:37.930 No, it's my turn to talk. 08:37.930 --> 08:39.929 Can I talk, please? Thank you. 08:41.263 --> 08:44.694 Kindly tell our son that he needs to leave 08:44.694 --> 08:47.326 because his safety is more important 08:47.326 --> 08:51.891 than hanging out with you in this prefab shitbox you loved so well. 08:51.891 --> 08:54.523 You both need to let it go. 08:55.257 --> 08:56.922 No, my hair's the same. 08:56.955 --> 08:58.155 Okay, I stopped straightening it. 08:58.155 --> 09:00.920 All right, are you gonna tell him? Fine. 09:01.987 --> 09:06.418 Shane, your father wants you to go. 09:08.917 --> 09:11.016 I'll start loading the car. 09:12.016 --> 09:14.115 The evacuation center -- 09:14.115 --> 09:16.414 captive audience. High anxiety level. 09:16.414 --> 09:19.113 Where there's smoke, there's smoke. 09:19.113 --> 09:22.179 We need to stop off and get my seedlings at the grow house. 09:22.179 --> 09:23.211 No. 09:23.211 --> 09:25.610 I'm not leaving without my work. 09:27.109 --> 09:28.308 Fine, I'll go and get it. 09:28.308 --> 09:30.807 You guys, take the van and go to the rec center. 09:30.807 --> 09:32.041 I'll meet you there. 09:32.041 --> 09:33.340 Start loading. 09:37.671 --> 09:39.671 Did you know Shane had turtles? 09:39.704 --> 09:41.337 Franco and Warhol. 09:41.337 --> 09:43.336 Right. Go. 09:43.736 --> 09:44.736 Live at the scene here. 09:44.736 --> 09:48.100 Mandatory evacuations of areas of Majestic... 09:48.834 --> 09:51.466 Look at that! It's right behind the golf course. 09:52.099 --> 09:56.896 Okay, team, we're in a giant room full of unhappy people with lots of cash. 09:56.896 --> 09:59.962 So let's take their cash and make them happy, okay? 09:59.995 --> 10:01.628 On my count. One, two, three. 10:01.628 --> 10:02.761 Break! 10:03.593 --> 10:06.492 * Where there's fire, people like to smoke * 10:06.492 --> 10:09.691 * where there's fire, people like to toke * 10:09.691 --> 10:12.690 * oh, where there's fire, we can all get paid * 10:12.724 --> 10:16.322 * and if we're lucky, maybe we'll get laid * 10:24.985 --> 10:26.284 Your phone broken? 10:26.284 --> 10:27.183 Sorry about that. 10:27.183 --> 10:30.149 I was trying to get as much out as I could before I lock up. 10:30.182 --> 10:31.981 It's nuts out there. 10:32.348 --> 10:34.547 Couldn't even drive over here. 10:34.547 --> 10:37.379 I had to park and sneak under the barricade. 10:37.379 --> 10:38.645 Should you even be here? 10:38.645 --> 10:40.178 I was sent. 10:40.178 --> 10:43.377 Got to rescue the magical Silas strain. 10:44.076 --> 10:46.842 Plus, I hear there's a fire barreling towards this house. 10:46.842 --> 10:51.473 I was wondering if there's anything I could take with me. 10:51.473 --> 10:55.106 Heylia took a bunch of it, but grab what you can. 10:55.806 --> 10:59.969 And dole it out as slow as you can, because I think that's gonna be it for a while. 10:59.969 --> 11:01.303 Wild fire. 11:01.303 --> 11:03.002 Guillermo fire. 11:03.402 --> 11:04.467 No shit? 11:04.467 --> 11:06.467 I don't think he meant for it to spread. 11:06.966 --> 11:08.766 He was burning out the bikers. 11:08.766 --> 11:11.764 That's what happens when you make a deal with the devil -- 11:12.231 --> 11:13.631 Fire. 11:13.631 --> 11:14.697 Fire. 11:15.297 --> 11:17.362 "Fire on the mountain." 11:20.995 --> 11:22.694 The grateful dead. 11:27.292 --> 11:28.924 Can you make a turkey? 11:28.924 --> 11:30.423 Can I make a turkey? 11:30.423 --> 11:31.556 Where did that come from? 11:31.556 --> 11:33.689 Just answer the question. 11:33.689 --> 11:36.854 I can... buy a turkey. 11:36.854 --> 11:41.019 Heylia makes, uh, these deep-fried turkeys. 11:42.951 --> 11:44.650 Unbelievable. 11:44.650 --> 11:46.050 Yeah. 11:46.884 --> 11:48.849 Can't really see myself deep-frying. 11:48.849 --> 11:51.748 I'm more of a bake-and-broil kind of girl. 11:54.247 --> 11:56.913 *** Think I could fit a turkey in the microwave? 11:58.045 --> 12:00.510 You'd have to have a pretty big microwave. 12:00.543 --> 12:02.576 Or a pretty small turkey. 12:06.308 --> 12:08.040 Nancy... 12:09.240 --> 12:11.173 what are you gonna do? 12:12.106 --> 12:14.438 If it all burns down? 12:14.438 --> 12:16.304 Your house. 12:16.304 --> 12:18.436 Your suburb. 12:22.535 --> 12:27.100 Well... 12:29.665 --> 12:31.564 I guess... 12:33.129 --> 12:35.528 I guess I'd have to go. 12:40.161 --> 12:42.726 Cookies! Would you like to buy some cookies? 12:51.522 --> 12:52.522 Drink up. 12:53.955 --> 12:57.487 So, what's our next move, Nance? 12:57.520 --> 12:59.552 I thought I'd get some cheese. 12:59.585 --> 13:01.484 They're making fondueat cot 14. 13:01.484 --> 13:02.951 No, not that. 13:02.951 --> 13:06.315 The business, our friend Mary Jane. 13:06.649 --> 13:10.014 Why don't we see how the fire goes, and then we can regroup? 13:10.048 --> 13:13.846 Well, don't forget that I am in the group when we regroup. 13:13.846 --> 13:16.878 Fine. If we regroup the group, you'll be in the group. 13:17.811 --> 13:20.110 She's got a great ass, your mom. 13:20.110 --> 13:21.776 Don't be gross. 13:21.776 --> 13:23.708 I was just kidding. 13:24.742 --> 13:26.507 Isabel... 13:27.274 --> 13:29.806 are you really a lesbian? 13:31.838 --> 13:34.803 Do you really talk to your dead father? 13:37.336 --> 13:39.135 I gotta go to the bathroom. 13:39.901 --> 13:41.567 Go. 13:42.334 --> 13:44.799 Agrestic -- shit --Majestic police! 13:44.799 --> 13:46.898 Hello! Anyone here? 13:47.298 --> 13:49.697 Holy shit. Hello? 13:49.997 --> 13:50.897 Anyone here? 13:51.231 --> 13:53.096 Sorry, guys. You really got to clear out now. 13:53.096 --> 13:55.029 The fire's up the block, and it's moving fast. 13:55.062 --> 13:56.662 Holy shit. 13:56.694 --> 13:59.227 I think they shot "peckers of the caribbean" here. 13:59.927 --> 14:01.192 Okay, the fire just took out the olive garden. 14:01.226 --> 14:03.491 Come on, guys, we really got to go. 14:05.524 --> 14:08.056 Franco, like the spanish dictator? 14:08.056 --> 14:12.021 Franco, like Franco Harris, the steelers hall-of-famefootball player. 14:12.021 --> 14:14.620 Honey, I know where you're going with this. 14:14.653 --> 14:17.919 We are never going to move to Pittsburgh. 14:19.019 --> 14:20.951 Mommy hates the cold. 14:20.951 --> 14:23.717 If you still feel this strongly about it in five years, 14:23.717 --> 14:25.482 you can apply to carnegie mellon. 14:25.482 --> 14:30.080 "And he doth great wonders, so that he make the fire come from heaven..." 14:30.114 --> 14:31.546 creepy. 14:32.845 --> 14:34.345 What about Tampa? 14:37.610 --> 14:38.810 Oh, I gotta go. 14:38.810 --> 14:41.175 "And men were scorched with great heat, " 14:41.175 --> 14:45.540 "and blasphemed the name of God, which hath power over these plagues." 14:45.540 --> 14:46.373 Amen! 14:47.273 --> 14:48.639 Stand up. 14:49.406 --> 14:52.171 Raise your hands high and pray for him! 14:55.836 --> 14:58.835 * the jesus freaks are singing * 14:58.868 --> 15:01.700 * the jesus freaks are singing * 15:01.700 --> 15:04.299 * the jesus freaks are singing * 15:04.299 --> 15:07.431 * they're annoying, self-righteous, and lame * 15:16.827 --> 15:18.026 Everybody, come on. All together now. 15:21.325 --> 15:23.025 So, it's not your house? 15:23.057 --> 15:25.157 No. No. 15:25.457 --> 15:27.556 That house belongs to Celia. 15:27.590 --> 15:29.189 Celia Hodes. 15:30.988 --> 15:34.052 Then why is it in the name of a company that you own? 15:34.052 --> 15:38.284 Well, because my company bought it, and then I gave it to celia. 15:38.317 --> 15:42.716 Now, why would you give this Celia person a house, mr. Groff? 15:44.348 --> 15:46.614 Because she was my lover. 15:46.614 --> 15:48.347 And it was good. 15:48.946 --> 15:52.245 And she was getting a divorce, and she wanted a house. 15:52.245 --> 15:54.211 But I couldn't put it in her name 15:54.211 --> 15:56.777 because the divorce hadn't gone through yet. 15:56.777 --> 16:00.209 The power of passion makes you do crazy things, 16:00.209 --> 16:01.475 captain Till, is it? 16:01.508 --> 16:04.139 Okay, so, you buy her a house, 16:05.039 --> 16:07.438 and I assume you're fucking her in said house, 16:07.438 --> 16:10.171 she of the magical house-earning pussy. 16:10.204 --> 16:14.435 Did you not notice the many marijuana plants that were growing in her living room? 16:14.469 --> 16:16.169 Well, we broke up a few weeks ago, 16:16.169 --> 16:19.400 so she must have started growing it right after that. 16:19.800 --> 16:23.699 You know, it's funny. I would have never pegged heras the drug-dealing type. 16:23.998 --> 16:25.898 She's a very complicated woman. 16:25.931 --> 16:31.695 Jesus, Groff, if I let you stick your finger up my ass, can I get a porsche? 16:33.294 --> 16:35.426 May I go now, captain Till? My work here's finished. 16:35.426 --> 16:37.625 I'm due in Colorado Springs in three days, 16:37.625 --> 16:40.124 and it's time for me to hit the road. 16:40.224 --> 16:43.223 Leave a number where I can reach you. 16:43.457 --> 16:45.489 - Will do. - Go. 16:59.650 --> 17:02.515 Hey, I just got a call from Guillermo, and I need to go meet him. 17:02.515 --> 17:04.081 No. 17:04.114 --> 17:07.346 Nancy, no. Just stay here. 17:07.346 --> 17:08.946 Stay here with me and the kids. 17:08.946 --> 17:11.145 Get your toes done, sell some weed. 17:11.178 --> 17:13.410 I hear there's fondueat cot 14. 17:13.410 --> 17:15.576 It was just a cheese plate. 17:16.076 --> 17:18.608 You need to stop hanging out with bad people. 17:18.608 --> 17:20.641 The man set a town on fire. 17:20.674 --> 17:23.106 All the more reason not to piss him off. 17:23.106 --> 17:25.872 We just need to talk, Guillermo and me. 17:25.905 --> 17:27.072 I'll be back soon. 17:27.105 --> 17:29.838 Do you have some sort of a plan? 17:31.837 --> 17:34.401 I'm working on it. Work in progress. 17:34.868 --> 17:36.334 I got to get going. 17:37.100 --> 17:38.233 They found the cross! 17:38.233 --> 17:39.633 It's in a house in Majestic. 17:39.666 --> 17:41.398 We have to save it! 17:42.032 --> 17:43.264 Majestic's on fire. 17:43.264 --> 17:44.431 Jesus will protect us. 17:44.431 --> 17:46.696 Jesus will protect us! 17:47.063 --> 17:49.129 Jesus does not make you flame-retardant. 17:49.129 --> 17:50.095 I have to go. 17:53.893 --> 17:55.826 This was not what I had in mind. 17:55.859 --> 17:57.859 Act of god, baby. 17:57.859 --> 17:59.825 Fire's part of nature. 17:59.858 --> 18:01.890 Act of stupidity. 18:02.757 --> 18:05.088 Those are people's homes. 18:05.088 --> 18:08.054 Fema's gonna set them up at the Marriott. 18:08.054 --> 18:12.885 They're gonna get room service for two months, premium cable. 18:13.351 --> 18:18.749 And they'll come back, see it all built up bigger... brighter... 18:19.849 --> 18:22.381 and then god's gonna burn it down again... 18:23.015 --> 18:25.880 'cause they don't belong here in the first place. 18:26.646 --> 18:29.178 And the whole thing starts over. 18:29.645 --> 18:31.411 It's the circle of life. 18:31.411 --> 18:33.277 Hakuna matata. 18:33.277 --> 18:35.775 My house is about to burn to the ground. 18:35.775 --> 18:36.774 You got insurance? 18:36.774 --> 18:38.740 My weed is about to burn to the ground. 18:38.773 --> 18:42.072 My customer base is about to burn to the ground. 18:42.072 --> 18:44.238 For that, I don't have insurance. 18:44.238 --> 18:49.003 Couldn't get them to offer me a drug-dealer, loss-of-product policy. 18:49.003 --> 18:50.803 Then it's a sign. 18:50.836 --> 18:52.268 A sign? 18:52.268 --> 18:56.900 That it's time to move on, that you don't belong here. 18:57.633 --> 19:00.065 This is not your home. 19:01.731 --> 19:03.231 What happened to the bikers? 19:03.231 --> 19:05.462 They moving on, too. 19:05.462 --> 19:08.095 But I don't think your paths are gonna cross. 19:08.728 --> 19:10.794 What am I gonna do? 19:12.293 --> 19:14.026 You're white. 19:14.026 --> 19:17.191 You're smart, pretty. 19:17.624 --> 19:19.923 Yeah, I'll think of something, huh? Fuck you. 19:19.956 --> 19:22.589 That's my entire life. All that. 19:22.755 --> 19:25.754 Your entire life. Come on. 19:26.254 --> 19:28.520 This is one tiny valley. 19:28.553 --> 19:31.252 Over the hill, there's another one just like it. 19:31.252 --> 19:33.951 Then another hill and another valley. 19:34.485 --> 19:37.215 And it goes like that, just over and over, 19:37.248 --> 19:39.781 all the way south to Mexico. 19:42.180 --> 19:44.646 You're facing west. 19:45.545 --> 19:47.644 See, I could use you. 19:48.444 --> 19:50.743 You tell me which way is south. 19:50.743 --> 19:52.210 You be my navigator. 19:52.210 --> 19:54.242 Hand off the ass. 19:55.208 --> 19:58.207 And thank you for the muscle. 19:59.074 --> 20:01.739 Sorry I can't pay you. 20:01.739 --> 20:03.805 It's not my fault, is it? 20:04.238 --> 20:06.536 I bring a lot of mota across the border. 20:07.236 --> 20:07.935 Yeah. 20:08.669 --> 20:09.902 I'm not selling for you. 20:09.935 --> 20:11.901 I'm nobody's bitch anymore. 20:12.268 --> 20:14.867 Nah, we'd take you off the sales floor. 20:14.867 --> 20:16.966 That's for the little people. 20:17.466 --> 20:19.365 Navigator. 20:19.965 --> 20:22.397 I get stuckin traffic a lot. 20:23.729 --> 20:25.462 Traffic? 20:25.695 --> 20:27.662 Which one is your house? 20:30.061 --> 20:31.793 That one. 20:32.526 --> 20:34.759 No, that one? 20:35.624 --> 20:37.790 I don't know. It's over there somewhere. 20:38.356 --> 20:40.821 Maybe the fire won't get there. 20:41.888 --> 20:44.520 And you can stay here forever. 20:45.587 --> 20:47.086 Gotta go. 20:54.550 --> 20:57.115 * Well, this is just like the superdome * 20:57.382 --> 21:00.114 * except no rape or piles of human waste * 21:00.114 --> 21:05.279 * it's still not quite like home even though we got wi-fi, some cookies, toothpaste * 21:05.579 --> 21:08.010 * yeah, it's just like the superdome * 21:08.310 --> 21:11.042 * 'cept everyone's white and middle-class * 21:11.075 --> 21:12.675 * we got some yoga people chanting * 21:12.675 --> 21:16.973 * there's lots of gatorade and toilet paper to wipe our ass * 21:16.973 --> 21:21.471 * this is just like the superdo-oh-ome * 21:24.737 --> 21:26.569 Apparently, a religious group chanting 21:26.602 --> 21:28.302 - "jesus will protect us" - Check it out 21:28.336 --> 21:32.934 forced their way into the burning house in an attempt to rescue the Majestic cross. 21:32.934 --> 21:37.532 Now those members are being treated at a nearby hospital for minor burns and smoke inhalation. 21:37.532 --> 21:40.996 Can you tell us why you ran into a burning house? 21:40.996 --> 21:42.995 The Lord told us to go. 21:43.762 --> 21:44.828 Okay, I'm over her. 21:45.528 --> 21:47.893 Hodes? Celia hodes? 21:47.927 --> 21:51.592 If Celia Hodes is in the room, could you please raise your hand? 21:51.991 --> 21:54.457 Hodes? Celia hodes? 21:55.890 --> 21:57.189 I think they're calling you. 21:57.189 --> 21:59.123 Is there some kind of raffle that I didn't get in on? 21:59.123 --> 22:00.622 I hate it when I miss out! 22:00.622 --> 22:01.688 I don't think so. 22:01.688 --> 22:04.054 Well, raise your hand. See what they want. 22:04.054 --> 22:06.153 Here! She's right here! 22:06.520 --> 22:08.684 - Celia Hodes? - Yeah? 22:19.913 --> 22:21.813 Nancy Botwin. 22:31.209 --> 22:32.474 Sorry, ma'am. 22:32.474 --> 22:34.374 This whole area's been evacuated. 22:34.408 --> 22:35.473 I know. 22:35.473 --> 22:36.273 I live here. 22:36.273 --> 22:38.938 I evacuated. It's just my house is right there. Please? 22:38.938 --> 22:41.870 Ma'am, the fire's ripping through the canyon right behind your house. 22:41.904 --> 22:43.803 - It's not safe. - Look... 22:45.402 --> 22:47.535 My husband's ashes are in there. 22:47.901 --> 22:50.200 Please, I forgot my husband's ashes. 22:50.433 --> 22:52.266 Let me go in there. My house is right there. 22:52.266 --> 22:53.765 I'm begging you. Please. 22:55.598 --> 22:56.364 You live right there? 22:56.364 --> 22:58.563 Yeah, that's my house right there. 22:59.797 --> 23:02.529 Two minutes. I'm counting. Go. 24:14.297 --> 24:17.696 Andy, get the kids ready to go. I'm coming back. 24:17.696 --> 24:19.362 It's time to hit the road. 24:20.328 --> 24:23.027 No, now, Andy! Do it! 24:24.360 --> 24:26.326 Well, then don't make me yell. 24:27.492 --> 24:29.558 Okay. See you soon. 24:38.421 --> 24:39.720 Judah... 24:40.786 --> 24:42.818 if you're still here... 24:44.018 --> 24:45.651 I tried. 25:17.104 --> 25:19.670 Hey... where are the ashes? 25:21.736 --> 25:25.800 I forgot that, uh, we buried him. 25:26.300 --> 25:28.599 Thanks, though. Gotta go.