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Holy shit.

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You're dead.
Which means…

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I'm alive?

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Boo, bitch.

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Why is dead you wearing my shoes?

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It was the best option
I could come up with on the fly

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to make you think you were dead.

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We're young. Our lives are just beginning.

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Yes. And we're gonna be remembered.

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From now on, let's promise
to live our lives without giving any fu…

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You made me think I was dead on purpose?

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-I didn't know what to do.
-And the flickering lights?

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Yeah, that was me. Sometimes I could
control it, sometimes I couldn't.

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I was worried that,
if the one time you took a chance,

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your best friend got brained,
you'd never take another risk.

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I didn't want you
to be Helen Who for the rest of your life.

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Better to live my entire life
thinking I'm a ghost!

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Was it the best plan? No.

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I was still trying
to figure out things myself,

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so we figured it out together.

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No. We didn't figure out anything!
You did!

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I wasn't thinking straight.
It's a bit lonely,

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dying and not being able
to tell anyone about it.

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-You ghostlit me!
-I did it to protect you.

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After I saw you stepping out and living
your best life, I didn't want you to stop.

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And you didn't stop,
because my plan was working,

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which is why I didn't come clean.

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No. That's more ghostlighting.

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You didn't come clean because you thought
that I couldn't live my life without you!

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Are you really so caught up
in your own shit

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that you can't make up
with your dead best friend?

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You are such a bitch!

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-You pushed me to be this way.
-No, I didn't!

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I pushed you to live fearlessly.
The bitch part, that is all on you!

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You… think that this bitch

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can't live her life without you?

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Watch me!

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You are dead to me!

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-It's a new day, Erika Vu. YOLOOT.

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Make way for the main character, bitches.

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You are serving.

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Dibs on Erika's earbuds!

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You sure you wanna be hugging
a whiny little bitch right now?

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What?

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The prom assembly.
You called me a WLB, Erika.

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-I said that?
-Yeah.

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That doesn't even sound like
something I'd say.

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Are you sure I would say that?
No… I don't think I said that.

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I'm so excited to spend the summer
with my boyfriend.

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Boy… Boyfriend?

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Mm-hm. Yeah, and there's so much
we can do now.

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Well, now that I have summer,
we can go swimming,

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have bonfires, kickbacks, minigolf,

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sex.

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And, I don't even have to worry
about something going wrong. Yeah.

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I mean, as long as we wear a condom, but…

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You, uh…

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You're ready for… for sex?

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-Yeah. I'm not just ready.
-Mm.

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I'm high-key ready.

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-Oh.

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There's my BuzzFeed interview. Gotta go.

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<i>-At least 23 schools have canceled prom.</i>

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<i>I mean, this is a movement,</i>

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<i>and you're the de facto leader.</i>

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<i>How do you feel, knowing you've had</i>
<i>such an impact on teens' lives?</i>

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Well, it's not about me per se.

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It's about how prom is problematic,

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but BT-dubs, no one was saying it
until I did.

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I'm just giving a voice to my generation.

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<i>So you'd say this was a selfless act?</i>

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-Totally selfless.
<i>-Great, um…</i>

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<i>Okay. Oh, could you send me</i>
<i>a selfie of you?</i>

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<i>You know, in a prom dress.</i>
<i>Just to publish with the article.</i>

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I don't have a prom dress,
because I'm not going to prom.

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<i>Oh, right. Well, we'll send you something.</i>

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Cool. I look good in sleeveless tulle
with a mermaid silhouette.

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<i>Okay. All right. Thank you, Erika.</i>

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This is a super high-quality ribbon.

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They did not cheap out at all here.

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It's a really nice touch.

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And the lid is off. It's off!

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Oh!

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<i>I am so into this '80s vibe.</i>

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<i> I will do an '80s fashion show vid</i>

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<i>once I hit 250K subscribers.</i>

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So make sure that you share and follow.

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What the hell?
Why are you buying all this crap?

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-You're ruining my unboxing video.
-You're ruining my bank account.

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I didn't buy any of this.
It's all influencer swag.

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Calm down.

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<i>Have some CBD mist.</i>

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Oh! Ew! You can't
spritz your way out of this.

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You're in serious trouble.

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Okay, I can't even right now
with your mood.

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I'm actually going to be
making money off of this.

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Well, you know what?
You better be making money fast.

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What's that?

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-It's your emergency credit card bill.
-For $15,000.

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$3,000 for ice.

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Yeah. And not cool ice, like diamonds ice.

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Just regular frozen water!

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15K is not that bad.
It could have been 20K,

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and I didn't rent the reindeer.
Although I really should have.

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Wait, is that teen slang for cocaine?
I thought it was "snow."

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Look, I can pay you back later
with my influencer money.

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Or I can pay you back now
with lipstick and antiaging products.

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Cancel your summer plans.
You're getting a job.

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Or I get 50K more followers,
and then I monetize my brand,

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which'll happen in a week,
'cause I'm very alive and blowing up,

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which means I can make it up.

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I'm so upset.
I couldn't return my prom dress.

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Shit. You actually paid for yours?

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Such a bummer not to get swag.

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Footage from Chase.

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He's making the senior time capsule,
letting me review my footage.

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All your angles are perfect, Riley.
You are one equilateral bitch.

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-Ooh. Can we approve ours too?
-No, just me.

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And maybe Erika. God, I love that bitch.

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-So much.
-Yeah, me too. Mm.

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-I really wanna stand by my girl.
-Mm-hm.

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But I just got my dress… for free.

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-Mm.
-I finally decided on a color.

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And now no one's gonna know
what it was or how good it looked on me.

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What a shame.
I kind of wish we were going.

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Yeah, it's so sad that we have to suffer
the consequences of her actions.

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Yeah.

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It's really too bad there's nothing
we can do about it.

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Why can't we?

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-Because she's our friend.
-This isn't personal.

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We wanna go to prom,
and I know how to make that happen.

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I guess. As long as it isn't personal.

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-Nothing's personal on the Internet.
-What do you mean?

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#UncancelCancelProm.

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No service?

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-Wi-Fi's out. And my cell service. Fix it.
-Hm. Let me take a look.

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So we canceled your cell phone service,
and you're kicked off the Wi-Fi.

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-What? No, you can't do that!
-Totally can though.

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Get your own phone, Miss Influencer.

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I was taking a test!

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Then use the computer you made us buy.

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An influencer's lifeblood
is her cell phone.

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You have 15 minutes to get it back up or--

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Or what?

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Shit.

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Why did I change my password
to something I'd never remember?

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No, I am the administrator,
you dumb piece of alloy!

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-What is that?
-The house phone.

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The only phone I get to use,

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'cause those dipshits downstairs
won't let me get a cell

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for another two years.

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It's for you.

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It's some bitch.

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Chase let me review
the footage for the time capsule,

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and there's a video of you
from the party at Jake W's.

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-So?
<i>-So.</i>

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You threw mad shade
on all of your friends.

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No, I didn't.

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<i>Yes, you did.</i>

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On Lea, Jake C, me.

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<i>So? Everyone talks shit.</i>

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It's gonna be buried with a cropped ski
jacket and a Harry Styles coloring book.

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<i>Yeah, later.</i>

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But first it's going in the senior
text chain for everyone to see.

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Fine. Send it to me.

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Actually, can… can you send it
to my brother?

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<i>Yeah, lame. I said it. Especially Riley.</i>

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<i>She's a fake salty giraffe who eats all</i>
<i>the good leaves from the top of the tree.</i>

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<i>And Jake C is her little simp bitch</i>

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<i>who just stays in a shitty relationship</i>
<i>because he's too afraid to be alone.</i>

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<i>And look at Keisha.</i>
<i>She pretends to be a skater,</i>

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<i>but those wheels</i>
<i>have never touched pavement.</i>

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<i>And Lea. She hates Riley,</i>
<i>but she kisses her ass</i>

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<i>because she doesn't want to go back</i>
<i>to slumming it with the band freaks.</i>

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-Shit.
-Wow.

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I take back
everything I've said about you.

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You're a dick,
and I'm honored to call you family.

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What am I gonna do?
What am I gonna do?

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Oh, wait. I just remembered.

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I took it all back. I took it all back.

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I'm fine. I'm totally fine.

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That's it?

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Oh no. Oh no, no, no. That's not it.
There's more. Where is the more?

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This can't get out. Hand me your phone.

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-I don't have a phone.
-The house's phone!

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No. This is history as it was.

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And as a documentarian with integrity,
I will not cut it out.

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-But I took it all back.
<i>-Aw. That's what they all say.</i>

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Where's the rest of the footage?
At least put that back in.

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I don't know what you're talking about.

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What do you want?
Do you like Nikes or Adidas or Allbirds?

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Or are you more a luxury jogger type guy?

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<i>Oh, Erika, I can't be bribed.</i>

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Unlike you, I have principles.

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Unless you have an Oculus Quest.

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-Uh, I'll find one.
-Have a little self-respect, Erika.

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-Gia. I need Gia. Give me your computer.

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-I have to text Gia.
-No, I'll do it.

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Hey! Hey, I'm glad you texted me.

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I… I've wanted to talk too.

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-I really wanna reconcile.
-So do I.

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-I'm so glad.
-I've been worried about you.

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Are you okay?

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Uh…

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No.

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I really don't wanna ascend

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while we're in a bad place.

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I don't want that either.

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I'm starting to glitch.

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Like, really, really glitch.

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I'm-- I'm fading away, Erika.

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I'm losing my power. I don't know
when I'm gonna be gone for good.

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Oh my God. You're fading away. Gia, I…

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I don't know what to say.

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Hey, before you lose your power,
could you just help me with one thing?

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Could you use your ghost power
to thwart a video release?

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Chase has a bad tape on me,
and I just want it erased.

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Could you just scramble it?

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Are… Are you kidding me?

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I came here to apologize to you.

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And you came here to use me?

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I am literally about to disappear

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into a freaking lava lamp
because I don't know what my UFB is,

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and you're sitting here caring
about what everyone thinks about you?

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I have done everything…

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I have done everything
to make sure that you could be cool

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and that you could make your mark
and get a boyfriend,

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but you've literally…
you have done nothing…

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You have done nothing for me!

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You care more about… about this video

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or some dumb comment that I wrote
than you care about your best friend!

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Maybe… Maybe this video…
It's like you need it to come out!

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What? You wrote that comment?

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You were my troll?

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You are not my friend.

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And you… You are not… You are not mine.

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I just cannot believe
that I am going to die

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the way that I lived!

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Which is wasting my time on you.

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Jake. Jake!

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Hey! Sorry I woke you up.
I just came to apologize.

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-For canceling prom?
-No.

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-For bringing Riley on our date?
-No.

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-For calling me a whiny little bitch?
-Uh, close.

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Uh, but not exactly.

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Turns out I…
…kinda sorta called you a…

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…simp bitch.

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So far not a great apology.

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Okay,
so there's footage going around

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of a party at Jake W's where I kinda
talked mad shit about everyone.

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But, I took it back.
Please don't be mad at me.

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Um, and I didn't even know you back then
when I said that you

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stayed in a shitty relationship with Riley
because you're too afraid of being alone.

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Is that supposed to make me feel better?

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Yes.

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-Uh…
-No.

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I… I… I don't know.
What would make you feel better?

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-Going back to sleep.
-Okay. Go back to sleep.

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-Okay.
-Wait. Uh, please don't be mad at me.

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I… I swear I didn't mean any of it.

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I'm not mad at you.

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-Really?
-Really. Good night, Erika.

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Good night.

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-I've always dreamed about going to prom.
-Yeah, me too.

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It was second on my bucket list
right after "conduct a successful séance."

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Well, I know that one's
gonna happen for you.

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-You do?
-Yeah, I do.

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I… I don't think I've ever liked anyone
as much as I like you, Gia.

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-You… You don't like me?
-No.

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No, I do.

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I do. I like you so much.

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Then, what's the problem?

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Remember that big lie
that I told to Erika?

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Well, it kind of applies to you too.

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Uh, that… that's okay.

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Just tell me about it now.
That's how relationships get better.

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Gavin, you might be…

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…the only person
who has ever truly seen me.

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And I'm just afraid that at some point
you'll see right through me.

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The disappointment.

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And I really don't wanna hurt you.

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Which is why it's over.

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What?

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N… No. No. Why?

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It just is.

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Okay.

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-Where's my latte?
-I don't give lattes to bitches.

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Fine. Yeah, I do.
But only to bitches that are my friends.

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Okay. I get it. You saw the video.

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And I'm sorry that I said
that you kiss Riley's ass,

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but I meant it as a compliment,
'cause you're, like, so good at it.

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What video?

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Then why are you mad at me?

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The video? Totally scrambled.

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What kind of Edward Snowden shit
did you pull?

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-So no one's seen the video?
-Ugh, your innocent act is so cringe.

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Oh my God! Gia did it.

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Did what?

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What? So, hold on. If no one's seen
the video, why's everyone mad at me?

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I don't know. Maybe it's 'cause
you're a selfish, manipulative bitch.

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Ugh.

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Hmph.

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Sorry. There's no room.

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-What's going on?
-You're trending.

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-I am?
-Not in a good way.

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#UncancelCancelProm is viral
in the US and one province in Canada.

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I tried to warn you this was a bad idea.

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-No, you didn't.
-Didn't I?

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You did.

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You took something away from people

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that they've been looking forward to
for four years. A rite of passage.

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-What did you expect?
-You supported me.

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If you're this defensive
I can't have a conversation with you.

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-Seriously?
-Seriously.

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And you can't sit with us.

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Oh, Jake.
People are being so lame.

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Everyone's mad at me about prom,
but they wanted this.

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If they didn't want prom to be canceled,
then they shouldn't have chanted.

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It's on them.
At least you're not mad at me.

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You know that I was up all night?
I was thinking about what you said.

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You know, what everyone says.

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And I realized

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that I'm addicted to drama.

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-And see, you… you are the queen of it.
-I wouldn't say I'm the queen.

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Mm, no. See, I know who I fell for.

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And that person is not sitting
next to me right now.

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I am. I… I'm just me.

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Look. I've had some crazy shit
happen to me

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in the past three weeks,
but it's over now. Okay?

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I'm gonna be so DGAF.
I'm gonna be so chill.

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-Like shaved ice but a person--
-Mm.

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That's the thing.

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You know, at first, I thought
that I liked that you were DGAF,

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and I thought that
maybe I wanted to be more like you.

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But then I realized that I…

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I'm a GAF. And that's okay.

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Because it's… it's not
a bad thing… …to care.

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But you make it out
as if it is a bad thing.

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And I don't wanna be afraid
to be vulnerable.

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I want you to be vulnerable with me.

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No, you don't.

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You know how you said
that I stay in shitty relationships

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because I'm too afraid
to be alone?

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Well, you're right.

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I'm afraid.

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But I'm gonna do it anyway.

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We're done, Erika.

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Dude, are you burning a corsage?

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Mm-hm.

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-Who did this to you, man?
-Why? So you can hit on her?

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So I can know
who broke my best friend's heart.

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I'll hex that bitch. Gimme a strand
of her hair, nail clippings,

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and maybe some menstrual blood.
I'll take care of it.

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No. No hexing.

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Just tell us who it is.

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You guys know her. She's one of the girls
always asking about unfinished business.

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Her?

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No. That is her best friend.

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Or was her best friend.

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You know? Gia. From the cemetery.

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Who's Gia?

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Only Erika was at the cemetery.

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Are you freaking kidding me?

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So, when we found out
your daughter didn't have a license,

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we had to impound the car for 30 days.

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Where is your driver's license?

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Goodbye, license with the hideous pic!

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You can get the car fixed in 30 days,
but, uh, it's not gonna be cheap.

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She really banged it up.

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Add it to my bill.

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Ah! Oh my God! My phone. It's on.

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Yeah. I convinced them
to turn it back on, assface.

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I told them you've agreed to drive me
to baseball and need it for emergencies.

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You're welcome.