WEBVTT 00:04.984 --> 00:06.944 [Velma] Previously on Velma... 00:07.653 --> 00:08.571 I like you. 00:08.654 --> 00:09.947 That's hilarious. 00:10.030 --> 00:10.906 [chuckling] 00:12.408 --> 00:13.951 [gasps] Wait. Norville. 00:14.034 --> 00:15.536 Your joke worked, you genius! 00:15.619 --> 00:16.704 Keep making me laugh. 00:17.496 --> 00:18.414 No, Velma, wait! 00:18.497 --> 00:20.791 I'm here because I want you. 00:20.875 --> 00:22.042 That book you gave me 00:22.126 --> 00:24.044 opened my eyes to your inner beauty. 00:25.254 --> 00:27.381 -[groans] -Hey, watch where you're going. 00:27.465 --> 00:28.591 Gigi? 00:28.674 --> 00:30.134 Hi. 00:30.217 --> 00:32.970 [Daphne] Norville, I've definitely been here before. 00:33.053 --> 00:35.639 I feel like all the answers to my questions 00:35.723 --> 00:37.641 about my parents are in there. 00:37.725 --> 00:38.642 [Norville] The bathrooms? 00:39.435 --> 00:41.103 Wait. I mean in there. 00:50.821 --> 00:52.656 [panting] 00:52.740 --> 00:54.825 [Velma] Okay, so you know that thing when you text your friends 00:54.909 --> 00:56.243 and they don't text you back, 00:56.327 --> 00:57.828 so it feels like you're gonna die? 00:57.912 --> 00:59.413 Well, if my friend didn't text me back, 00:59.497 --> 01:01.957 -I actually was going to die. -[grunting] 01:02.041 --> 01:03.542 Because Norville was ghosting me, 01:03.626 --> 01:05.669 and my hallucinations had gotten so bad, 01:05.753 --> 01:08.506 I couldn't even look at my murder board without having one. 01:08.589 --> 01:11.050 Sure, Daphne could have helped me find my mom. 01:11.133 --> 01:12.635 -But when I was with her... -[Velma gasps] 01:12.718 --> 01:14.720 ...the only mystery I wanted to solve 01:14.804 --> 01:17.139 was the case of the missing inhibitions. [chuckles nervously] 01:17.223 --> 01:18.057 [grunts] 01:18.808 --> 01:19.683 [exclaims] 01:22.895 --> 01:24.980 [theme music playing] 01:27.316 --> 01:29.026 Dad, I need a ride to school. 01:29.109 --> 01:31.987 Norville's MIA, and my walking pace attracts vultures. 01:32.071 --> 01:34.281 Sorry, no time. Baby's coming home tomorrow 01:34.365 --> 01:35.533 -so I need to clean... -[glass shatters] 01:35.616 --> 01:37.409 ...before heading to the hospital 01:37.493 --> 01:39.286 for Sophie's postpartum photoshoot with the nursing staff. 01:39.370 --> 01:41.080 I'm gonna be there all night. 01:41.163 --> 01:43.040 Hold up. You're leaving me home alone 01:43.123 --> 01:45.042 with a murderer on the loose? 01:45.125 --> 01:48.337 Even though I was voted most likely to be murdered before any of this? 01:48.420 --> 01:50.130 You won't be alone, Velma. 01:50.214 --> 01:52.633 You have the marching band sleepover in the school gym tonight. 01:52.716 --> 01:54.885 [gasps] The marching band sleepover? 01:54.969 --> 01:58.889 Ugh, Norville really has abandoned me at my lowest moment. 01:58.973 --> 02:00.224 [indistinct chatter] 02:00.307 --> 02:02.434 This sleepover's gonna be so tight. 02:02.518 --> 02:05.437 Wait until you see how much pizza I eat. 02:05.521 --> 02:07.439 I can eat three slices. 02:07.523 --> 02:08.440 [grunting] 02:08.524 --> 02:09.900 [indistinct chatter] 02:09.984 --> 02:11.735 Hey, sorry to interrupt, but have you seen Norville? 02:11.819 --> 02:12.903 Tall, um... 02:12.987 --> 02:14.572 -Blue eyes, maybe? -[bell dings] 02:14.655 --> 02:15.990 [Principal Rogers] Good morning, students. 02:16.073 --> 02:17.741 This is Principal Rogers. 02:17.825 --> 02:20.744 I'm here with Mayor Dave and the Sheriff. 02:20.828 --> 02:22.288 [Sheriff] Everybody, listen up! 02:22.371 --> 02:26.041 We just learned someone somewhere is being intolerant. 02:26.125 --> 02:27.835 [all screaming] 02:27.918 --> 02:29.086 [boy groaning] 02:29.170 --> 02:30.546 Jesus, Ed. 02:30.629 --> 02:32.590 Just say your thing before they stop listening. 02:32.673 --> 02:36.385 Hello, students. This is your cool mayor, Mayor Dave. 02:36.468 --> 02:40.723 So, uh, since assigning personal police details to the hottest of you, 02:40.806 --> 02:42.766 we've been getting a little push back 02:42.850 --> 02:44.560 on the police presence in school. 02:44.643 --> 02:47.980 But fun twist! It's from the police. 02:48.063 --> 02:49.189 Uh-oh! 02:49.273 --> 02:50.774 -I just rear ended a cop. -[girls mumbling] 02:50.858 --> 02:53.319 In fact, the officers on detail have all resigned, 02:53.402 --> 02:56.196 citing unrelenting sexual harassment. 02:56.280 --> 02:58.866 Now, in place of the police details, 02:58.949 --> 03:02.703 we'll now be instituting a citywide curfew 03:02.786 --> 03:05.789 at 9:00 p.m. tonight, for everyone. 03:05.873 --> 03:08.626 You're caught outside, you'll spend the night in jail. 03:08.709 --> 03:12.129 Be warned. Our deputy is working on his stand up set. 03:12.212 --> 03:13.797 -[all groan] -[Principal Rogers] This also means 03:13.881 --> 03:15.674 several school events will be canceled, 03:15.758 --> 03:18.260 -including... -Band sleep over! 03:18.344 --> 03:19.386 ...the track meet... 03:19.470 --> 03:21.472 -[whistle blows] -[thuds, shrieks] 03:21.555 --> 03:24.600 ...the Parent's Association's Find the Asbestos Service night 03:24.683 --> 03:26.685 and the marching band sleepover. 03:26.769 --> 03:28.979 -[all groaning] -Yes! 03:29.063 --> 03:31.106 [mysterious music playing] 03:32.524 --> 03:34.026 Okay, baby Daphne. 03:34.109 --> 03:36.654 I'm going to the Crystal Mines, and I'm not coming back 03:36.737 --> 03:39.865 until I figure out who I am and where I come from. 03:39.949 --> 03:43.452 Or six. Our moms are home by six, so I'll be back before then. 03:50.417 --> 03:54.588 Sorry, sign, but hot people are cut too much slack to heed warnings. 03:55.756 --> 03:56.632 [grunting] 03:58.008 --> 03:59.927 -[screams] -[bats squeaking] 04:00.010 --> 04:02.846 Ah, that's fine. Bats are just flying rats. 04:02.930 --> 04:04.848 -[sinister music playing] -[screams] 04:04.932 --> 04:07.017 Ground bats, yuck! 04:07.893 --> 04:09.687 [sighs in relief] 04:09.770 --> 04:10.688 -[growling] -[shrieks] 04:11.939 --> 04:12.815 [bell rings] 04:14.900 --> 04:16.902 Oh, hey, Fred, have you seen Norville? 04:16.986 --> 04:18.445 I need him to help me investigate. 04:18.529 --> 04:21.490 No, but I have found a way to make you like me. 04:21.573 --> 04:22.992 Check it out. 04:23.075 --> 04:24.743 -[angelic music playing] -And as if this isn't enough, 04:24.827 --> 04:26.370 I will also win your heart 04:26.453 --> 04:28.872 by proving I am a helpful ally, sister. 04:28.956 --> 04:32.543 Look, I'm glad reading The Feminine Mystique caused a little growth. 04:32.626 --> 04:34.545 Shush, a feminist is speaking, 04:34.628 --> 04:36.213 and he listened to your theory 04:36.296 --> 04:38.132 about your mom going missing at his house 04:38.215 --> 04:39.550 and actually found something. 04:39.633 --> 04:41.218 Wait, you did? And this isn't just 04:41.302 --> 04:43.429 you thinking I'm related to your nanny again, is it? 04:43.512 --> 04:44.888 [Fred] No. 04:44.972 --> 04:46.724 There were some papers in Father's special drawer, 04:46.807 --> 04:49.143 where he keeps his men's work out magazines. 04:49.226 --> 04:51.145 Turns out, our house used to be owned 04:51.228 --> 04:53.647 by a woman named Dr. Edna Perdue, 04:55.274 --> 04:57.943 Dr. Edna Perdue was a female neurologist. 04:58.027 --> 05:00.237 You don't need to say female, Velma. 05:00.320 --> 05:02.197 You can just say neurologist. 05:02.281 --> 05:05.451 Ah! She died in the Crystal Cove insane asylum, 05:05.534 --> 05:08.620 after conducting ethically dubious experiments? 05:08.704 --> 05:12.249 [gasps] Fred, your house was owned by a mad scientist. 05:12.332 --> 05:13.917 Now I have to find Norville. 05:14.001 --> 05:16.378 Oh, he's probably tangling retainers with his girlfriend. 05:16.462 --> 05:18.130 Girlfriend? 05:18.213 --> 05:20.674 Norville! You have a girlfriend? 05:21.508 --> 05:22.384 No. 05:22.468 --> 05:23.969 And your girlfriend is Gigi? 05:24.053 --> 05:26.847 Damn, this makes me think I could bag Don Lemon. 05:26.930 --> 05:28.807 How did this happen? I thought you were missing. 05:28.891 --> 05:30.559 It's all thanks to you, Velma. 05:30.642 --> 05:32.728 I always thought I was just regular hot, 05:32.811 --> 05:35.189 but you gave me the confidence to be artsy hot. 05:35.272 --> 05:37.024 So you're not mad, Velma? 05:37.107 --> 05:39.359 Sometimes it's unclear until I'm sitting on a thumb tack. 05:39.443 --> 05:42.112 Mad? No, I'm so excited. Now you have Gigi 05:42.196 --> 05:44.782 to talk about boring stuff like your swords and feelings. 05:44.865 --> 05:46.116 So, when we're together, 05:46.200 --> 05:48.535 we can focus solely on finding my mom. 05:48.619 --> 05:51.121 -Speaking of, Fred's house-- -Stop, Velma. 05:51.205 --> 05:52.956 Look, Gigi and I have decided 05:53.040 --> 05:56.710 that maybe I should spend less time with you. 05:56.794 --> 05:58.003 Less time? 05:58.087 --> 06:00.547 But I only see you when I need you as is. 06:00.631 --> 06:01.882 Sorry, Velma. 06:01.965 --> 06:04.176 But until Norville learns to stand up for himself, 06:04.259 --> 06:05.928 he's gonna do exactly as I say. 06:06.553 --> 06:07.930 I see. 06:08.013 --> 06:09.431 Fine, great. 06:09.515 --> 06:11.558 No sweat off my under boob. It's not like I need him. 06:11.642 --> 06:13.977 Fred can help me not hallucinate by making me laugh. 06:14.061 --> 06:16.980 Velma, give me the chance and I can help you with anything. 06:17.064 --> 06:19.817 Uh, well, except filling in your ethnicity on a form. 06:19.900 --> 06:23.237 I'm guessing Samoan? 06:23.320 --> 06:24.488 [mysterious music playing] 06:25.697 --> 06:26.532 [gasps] 06:26.615 --> 06:28.992 Who... Who are you? 06:29.076 --> 06:31.328 We're your parents, Daphne. 06:31.411 --> 06:32.704 My parents? 06:32.788 --> 06:34.665 Why are you so hairy? 06:34.748 --> 06:37.042 Wait, are you Brooklyn guys? 06:37.126 --> 06:39.336 Oh, oh! [chuckles] Sorry. 06:39.419 --> 06:41.880 We should have explained that these are costumes. 06:41.964 --> 06:44.633 We need to hide our identity until we can trust you. 06:44.716 --> 06:46.635 Until you can trust me? 06:46.718 --> 06:50.180 I'm not the one dressed like something pulled out of the shower drain. 06:50.264 --> 06:52.266 Also, if you even are my parents, 06:52.349 --> 06:53.559 you abandoned me. 06:53.642 --> 06:55.477 You weren't abandoned, Daphne. 06:55.561 --> 06:57.354 Your moms stole you from us. 06:57.437 --> 06:59.189 What? No, they didn't. 06:59.273 --> 07:01.942 They found me wrapped in a blanket in the middle of a cornfield. 07:02.025 --> 07:03.485 Uh, okay. 07:03.569 --> 07:05.404 But if you don't believe we're your parents, 07:05.487 --> 07:08.240 look up the Crystal Mines gang on Netscape Navigator. 07:08.323 --> 07:10.659 Netscape Navigator? Good Lord! 07:10.742 --> 07:12.369 How long have you been in here? 07:13.203 --> 07:14.037 Hello? 07:14.705 --> 07:15.831 Hello. 07:15.914 --> 07:18.458 Did you really just do an Irish exit? 07:18.542 --> 07:20.878 Huh, maybe we are related. 07:20.961 --> 07:23.172 Remember, tonight's curfew is at 9 p.m., 07:23.255 --> 07:25.924 and The Bachelor's brilliant finale is at 10:00. 07:26.008 --> 07:27.593 So, no messing around! 07:27.676 --> 07:30.220 So, we're going to the Hysterical Society? 07:30.304 --> 07:32.639 Then why would you need my help making you laugh? 07:32.723 --> 07:34.641 It's Historical Society. 07:34.725 --> 07:36.310 Places like this helped Skip Gates 07:36.393 --> 07:38.812 learn which white actors are descended from slave owners. 07:38.896 --> 07:42.691 If there's any record of Dr. Perdue, it'll be here. 07:42.774 --> 07:47.404 So, you're friends with our favorite docent, Norville. 07:47.487 --> 07:49.781 We're so happy he's found Gigi, 07:49.865 --> 07:53.702 especially after wasting years pining for that bossy one. 07:53.785 --> 07:55.454 What was her name? Meatball? 07:55.537 --> 07:58.498 I actually heard Meatball was really cool and beautiful. 07:58.582 --> 08:02.502 Well, all we have are Dr. Perdue's old journals. 08:02.586 --> 08:06.757 This is the one place she felt no one would ever find them. 08:06.840 --> 08:11.303 99.9% of our visitors are people looking for a bathroom. 08:11.386 --> 08:13.055 -[suspenseful music playing] -[woman] Huh? 08:13.138 --> 08:14.932 The journals are missing. 08:15.015 --> 08:18.602 Well, the last person to look at them was, uh... 08:18.685 --> 08:20.103 Diya Dinkley. 08:20.187 --> 08:21.271 What? 08:21.355 --> 08:23.190 My mom was researching a mad scientist? 08:23.273 --> 08:25.817 And then disappeared at her house? Why? 08:25.901 --> 08:26.735 [sinister music playing] 08:26.818 --> 08:28.528 [laughing maniacally] 08:28.612 --> 08:30.530 Oh, God! Fred, I'm hallucinating! 08:30.614 --> 08:32.658 Quick, make me laugh like Norville would have. 08:32.741 --> 08:35.619 I would. But all I can think of right now is the gender pay gap. 08:35.702 --> 08:37.120 Is it funny? 08:37.204 --> 08:38.330 -Women make 20% less than men. -[Velma whimpering] 08:38.413 --> 08:40.082 And women of color even less. 08:40.165 --> 08:41.458 -[laughing] -[Velma screaming] 08:41.541 --> 08:42.918 I can't stop laughing. 08:43.001 --> 08:44.920 -[Velma screaming] -[growling] 08:50.342 --> 08:52.552 Ah, does anyone have a defibrillator? 08:54.054 --> 08:56.014 [jazz music playing] 09:02.604 --> 09:04.231 Stop, you could lose a finger. 09:04.314 --> 09:05.816 And you helping me isn't working. 09:05.899 --> 09:07.109 I need Norville back. 09:07.192 --> 09:09.152 I literally just died without him. 09:09.236 --> 09:10.988 Well, almost died. 09:11.071 --> 09:14.741 Still, if I can separate reality dating shows' exploitation of women 09:14.825 --> 09:16.785 from my obsessive need to watch them, 09:16.868 --> 09:18.787 I can separate Gigi from Norville. 09:18.870 --> 09:20.622 I have no choice but to lure him 09:20.706 --> 09:23.041 to the one place no girlfriend would ever go. 09:23.125 --> 09:24.418 Oh, ooh! Let me guess. 09:24.501 --> 09:26.503 Cigar lounge. His dad's woodshop. 09:26.586 --> 09:28.046 World War II museum? 09:28.130 --> 09:30.215 No. My dad and stepmom are out of the house tonight, 09:30.299 --> 09:32.092 so I'm gonna host a little get together. 09:32.175 --> 09:35.512 Looks like the marching band sleepover just got uncanceled. 09:35.595 --> 09:37.848 May God have mercy on my soul. 09:39.182 --> 09:41.935 Okay, remember to take your pill with food, 09:42.019 --> 09:46.106 and absolutely no getting murdered after curfew, young lady. 09:48.150 --> 09:50.986 Band members only. You got ID? 09:51.069 --> 09:53.655 [playing opening theme of 2001: A Space Odyssey] 09:56.325 --> 09:57.743 [Velma] Okay, listen up, nerds. 09:57.826 --> 09:59.077 We gotta keep it tidy. 09:59.161 --> 10:02.205 My dad's girlfriend is a total OCD SOB. 10:02.289 --> 10:04.249 And she's bringing a baby home tomorrow. 10:04.333 --> 10:08.045 So, if any of youse need to empty your spit valves, do it in this. 10:08.128 --> 10:09.629 Was there anything else, Sophie? 10:09.713 --> 10:11.757 Uh, yeah, a lot, actually. 10:11.840 --> 10:13.425 Oh, right. Don't break anything. 10:13.508 --> 10:15.302 Sophie will have a heart attack and die. 10:15.385 --> 10:18.096 And then I'd have to help with the baby until we find a nanny. 10:18.180 --> 10:20.390 -[trumpets] -[exclaims] 10:20.474 --> 10:21.767 -[clinks] -[grunts] 10:21.850 --> 10:23.060 -[Fred] Velma! -[exclaims] 10:23.143 --> 10:24.227 -[crashes] -[Sophie] What was that? 10:24.311 --> 10:25.896 Nothing, bye. 10:25.979 --> 10:27.481 Fred, you're not allowed in here. 10:27.564 --> 10:29.107 I know, I know. I'm not in band. 10:29.191 --> 10:31.485 Thank God. I'd rather kiss a toilet. 10:31.568 --> 10:32.986 But speaking of kissing toilets, 10:33.070 --> 10:35.572 I still wanna win your heart by helping you. 10:35.655 --> 10:37.282 Fred, I gave you a chance. 10:37.366 --> 10:38.992 I died-- Hey, don't eat that! 10:39.076 --> 10:41.036 That's baking soda, you filthy animal! 10:41.119 --> 10:42.079 [coughing and gasping] 10:42.162 --> 10:43.455 But you don't have any food. 10:43.538 --> 10:45.123 And a marching band sleepover without food 10:45.207 --> 10:48.585 is like a theater sleepover without horny undertones. 10:48.668 --> 10:50.587 Crap! I forgot to order pizzas. 10:50.670 --> 10:52.506 On it. 10:52.589 --> 10:54.758 Your friends will remember this as the best marching band sleepover ever. 10:54.841 --> 10:56.176 -Move it, loser. -[gasps] 11:00.806 --> 11:02.599 The Crystal Mines gang was comprised 11:02.682 --> 11:06.144 of former employees of the Crystal Mines Mining Experience, 11:06.228 --> 11:10.607 who banded together when the mines shuttered in the early '90s. 11:10.690 --> 11:12.567 [all gasping] 11:12.651 --> 11:14.319 [man] Mine's closed. Everyone's fired. 11:14.403 --> 11:16.196 [all groan] 11:16.279 --> 11:18.782 [Daphne] The gang of newly unemployed workers stayed behind, 11:18.865 --> 11:20.492 using the mine's old tour boats 11:20.575 --> 11:23.328 to travel beneath the streets of Crystal Cove, 11:23.412 --> 11:26.748 conducting robberies for years, undetected. 11:26.832 --> 11:28.417 [police siren blaring] 11:28.500 --> 11:31.545 By the time Detectives Linda and Donna Blake 11:31.628 --> 11:33.004 brought the gang to justice, 11:33.088 --> 11:34.714 it had grown to 20 members, 11:34.798 --> 11:37.801 including one infant. 11:39.177 --> 11:41.304 Oh, my God! 11:41.388 --> 11:43.557 Genetically, I'm a villain. 11:43.640 --> 11:48.395 No wonder I'm attracted to a girl who looks like a little henchman. 11:48.478 --> 11:50.063 [Norville] Why are you dropping me off here? 11:50.147 --> 11:51.731 Velma's house is a block away. 11:51.815 --> 11:54.192 Oh, no, I don't want to be seen near your band friends. 11:54.276 --> 11:56.736 As principal, I have a reputation to uphold. 11:56.820 --> 11:58.321 You understand, right? 11:58.405 --> 12:00.490 Totally. I could stay home for curfew if that's easier. 12:01.241 --> 12:02.742 [shrieks] 12:02.826 --> 12:04.661 [both] Night to ourselves! 12:04.744 --> 12:06.705 Time to get freaky! 12:09.249 --> 12:10.876 [boys grunting] 12:10.959 --> 12:12.544 Band members only, Red. 12:12.627 --> 12:14.504 -But I need to talk to Velma. -[trumpeting] 12:14.588 --> 12:16.882 Hey, have you guys never seen a girl before? 12:16.965 --> 12:19.342 You're pitching tents like I'm launching a sneaker line. 12:19.426 --> 12:20.510 Daphne? 12:20.594 --> 12:22.262 Velma, I may have found my real-- 12:22.345 --> 12:23.847 You haven't seen Norville, have you? 12:23.930 --> 12:25.390 He's like the only dork in town, 12:25.474 --> 12:26.725 -not inside my house. -No, but--- 12:26.808 --> 12:28.018 -[trumpeting] -Trumpet! 12:28.101 --> 12:29.769 Do not use that plunger as a mute. 12:29.853 --> 12:31.146 That's how Ebola happened. 12:31.229 --> 12:32.522 Velma, wait. 12:32.606 --> 12:34.441 [trumpeting] 12:34.524 --> 12:36.276 [gasps] Norville! 12:36.359 --> 12:39.362 You're not gonna believe this, but I may have found my birth parents. 12:39.446 --> 12:41.615 No way. Tell me every detail. 12:41.698 --> 12:43.492 Sorry, I just need to borrow this guy 12:43.575 --> 12:44.618 -for one second. -Ah! 12:44.701 --> 12:45.869 -[trumpeting] -[grunts] 12:47.245 --> 12:48.663 [grunting in pain] 12:48.747 --> 12:50.874 Okay, Norville. I understand that for some reason, 12:50.957 --> 12:54.753 you've chosen Gigi, a beautiful girl who puts out, over your angry friend. 12:54.836 --> 12:58.215 But I have a clue about my mom, and I can't research it without you. 12:58.298 --> 13:00.217 -[soft music playing] -Please. 13:00.300 --> 13:01.551 [sighing] 13:01.635 --> 13:04.346 Oh, I... I guess I can help with one clue. 13:04.429 --> 13:06.056 -[jazz music playing] -Thank you. 13:06.139 --> 13:08.350 But make it fast. It sounds like Gigi just got here. 13:08.433 --> 13:09.267 Gigi? 13:10.977 --> 13:12.229 -Stop. -[music stops abruptly] 13:12.312 --> 13:13.605 What the hell are you doing here, Gigi? 13:13.688 --> 13:15.857 Hot girls aren't in band. They're in choir. 13:15.941 --> 13:18.693 I know, but Norville made band sound so fun, 13:18.777 --> 13:19.945 I didn't wanna miss out. 13:20.028 --> 13:22.072 So, one call to the registrar and voila! 13:22.155 --> 13:24.574 It's pronounced viola, you idiot, 13:24.658 --> 13:26.243 and that's an orchestra thing. 13:26.326 --> 13:27.911 I know that. And let me guess. 13:27.994 --> 13:30.163 You play bassoon. 13:30.247 --> 13:31.915 [all gasping] 13:31.998 --> 13:33.166 How dare you? 13:33.250 --> 13:34.626 I'm a flutatist. 13:34.709 --> 13:35.585 Interesting. 13:35.669 --> 13:37.087 So am I. 13:37.170 --> 13:39.297 So how about we have a little flute-off? 13:39.381 --> 13:40.590 [all gasping] 13:40.674 --> 13:43.301 If I win, I stay. 13:43.385 --> 13:44.511 And if I win, 13:44.594 --> 13:46.555 Norville does whatever I say, forever. 13:46.638 --> 13:47.806 And do I get to weigh in? 13:47.889 --> 13:49.015 [both] No! 13:49.099 --> 13:52.435 [all chanting] Flute, flute, flute! 13:52.519 --> 13:54.271 [upbeat music playing] 13:59.901 --> 14:01.903 [playing flute off-key] 14:03.738 --> 14:05.198 [all groaning] 14:05.282 --> 14:07.867 Ah, so good, babe, I support you. 14:09.119 --> 14:10.328 Everybody duck. 14:10.412 --> 14:12.539 There's about to be a drive-by fluting. 14:12.622 --> 14:14.833 [upbeat music playing] 14:16.501 --> 14:17.794 [playing flute off-key] 14:20.839 --> 14:22.757 -[both playing flute off-key] -[all groaning] 14:22.841 --> 14:26.177 Should we stop them? Devon just unplugged his cochlear implants. 14:29.347 --> 14:30.432 [panting] 14:33.393 --> 14:34.811 -We survived! -[all cheering] 14:34.894 --> 14:37.522 -Was that jazz? -Totally flute battle ever! 14:37.606 --> 14:39.065 Gigi wins! 14:39.149 --> 14:40.650 -[panting] -[girl] Hey. 14:40.734 --> 14:42.444 Just checking in on the pizza. 14:42.527 --> 14:46.406 Do we have an ETA on when we can E-A-T? 14:46.489 --> 14:48.408 [all laughing] 14:48.491 --> 14:51.036 I do. In two seconds, you're gonna eat my fist. 14:51.119 --> 14:53.496 But I need to take a pill with food. 14:53.580 --> 14:54.998 -Me, too. -Me, too. 14:55.081 --> 14:57.167 [all] Me, too. 14:57.250 --> 14:58.835 -[phone vibrating] -[message alert tone] 14:58.918 --> 15:00.337 I'm sorry. I hate to do this, but I'm trying to impress 15:00.420 --> 15:02.797 a very smart, very stout young woman. 15:02.881 --> 15:06.676 So, when I say quadruple meat, I mean quadruple meat. 15:06.760 --> 15:09.054 Make them again! And untie those garlic knots. 15:09.137 --> 15:10.305 She likes breadsticks. 15:12.766 --> 15:14.726 -[Velma grunts] -Can I help you? 15:14.809 --> 15:15.977 Look, let's cut the crap. 15:16.061 --> 15:18.104 Norville was mine way before he was yours. 15:18.188 --> 15:19.814 So I'm only gonna say this once. 15:21.608 --> 15:24.944 Please, please, please let Norville help me. I need him. 15:25.028 --> 15:27.781 -[Velma] Please. -[scoffs] 15:27.864 --> 15:31.034 Hey, Daph. Since curfew has us stuck inside all night, 15:31.117 --> 15:33.036 you wanna set up the old silk screener, huh? 15:33.119 --> 15:36.122 Maybe throw some vacation photos on the tote bag? 15:36.206 --> 15:40.669 Actually, I was hoping we could talk about the story of my adoption. 15:40.752 --> 15:41.836 What's to talk about? 15:41.920 --> 15:43.922 It's like we've always said. 15:44.005 --> 15:46.049 [both speaking in unison] We found you wrapped in a blanket 15:46.132 --> 15:47.550 in the middle of a cornfield. 15:47.634 --> 15:51.971 Right. So I was just lying on the ground or... 15:52.055 --> 15:52.889 [both] No... 15:52.972 --> 15:54.265 You were in a crater. 15:54.349 --> 15:56.059 You know, the way you're talking in unison 15:56.142 --> 15:57.811 makes this feel kind of rehearsed. 15:57.894 --> 16:00.939 [both laughing] It's not rehearsed, sweetie. 16:01.022 --> 16:03.608 This is the true story of your adoption. 16:03.692 --> 16:08.405 So my origin is the exact same as Superman? 16:08.488 --> 16:10.407 We don't know who that is. 16:10.490 --> 16:11.366 [solemn music plays] 16:15.829 --> 16:17.914 [Velma] Look, I'm simply proposing we share Norville. 16:17.997 --> 16:21.376 I get him Monday, Wednesday, Friday, and whenever I have a casual whim. 16:21.459 --> 16:24.504 Velma, Norville isn't something you share like a sandwich. 16:24.587 --> 16:26.256 Who shares a sandwich? 16:26.339 --> 16:28.466 Do you even know what's going on with his family right now? 16:28.550 --> 16:31.261 What? Are their matching Christmas pajamas on back order? 16:31.344 --> 16:33.638 Yes! But also... Sorry. 16:33.722 --> 16:37.225 I promised Norville that I wouldn't talk about it with you. 16:37.308 --> 16:38.393 With me? 16:38.476 --> 16:40.103 But Norville tells me everything. 16:40.186 --> 16:41.438 I have to go. 16:41.521 --> 16:43.940 Norville would be mad if you even knew I knew. 16:44.023 --> 16:44.941 [in sing-song voice] Bye! 16:47.193 --> 16:48.695 Oh, wait. That! 16:49.779 --> 16:52.031 -No, I know about that. -Wait. 16:52.115 --> 16:53.742 You do? He told you? 16:53.825 --> 16:57.495 He did. And honestly, I'm shocked he told you, given... 16:57.579 --> 16:58.621 Given what? 16:58.705 --> 17:01.332 You know. Your... you know. 17:01.416 --> 17:03.084 Are you sure we're talking about the same thing? 17:03.168 --> 17:06.129 I haven't been this positive since my scoliosis test, 17:06.212 --> 17:07.881 but the only way to know for sure 17:07.964 --> 17:10.508 is if we say it at exactly the same time. 17:10.592 --> 17:12.218 Well, that seems smart. 17:12.302 --> 17:14.721 Dr. Edna Perdue is your grandmother? 17:14.804 --> 17:17.849 You know my mom went missing when she was researching her house. 17:17.932 --> 17:19.768 Gigi, I swore you to secrecy. 17:19.851 --> 17:21.978 You placed your hand on your verified checkmark and everything. 17:22.061 --> 17:23.980 How could you tell Gigi and not me? 17:24.063 --> 17:25.190 You tell me everything. 17:25.273 --> 17:26.858 I don't always listen, but still. 17:26.941 --> 17:28.234 I can't talk about this. 17:28.318 --> 17:30.612 I never should have trusted either of you. 17:30.695 --> 17:31.613 Norville. 17:32.906 --> 17:34.032 [triumphant music playing] 17:34.115 --> 17:35.992 [all cheering] 17:36.075 --> 17:37.827 Oh, my God, Velma, I did it. 17:37.911 --> 17:39.245 For the first time in my life, 17:39.329 --> 17:41.164 I didn't bungle a task so badly that 17:41.247 --> 17:44.459 it needs to be covered up by an Israeli security firm. 17:44.542 --> 17:45.418 -[thuds] -[both shriek] 17:45.502 --> 17:46.377 [all clamoring] 17:49.088 --> 17:50.465 It's okay, it's okay. 17:50.548 --> 17:52.801 This is just what they call Detroit style pizza. 17:52.884 --> 17:54.511 -[police siren blares] -[Sheriff] Curfew time! 17:54.594 --> 17:56.846 Last one inside is a person of interest. 17:56.930 --> 17:58.848 And now it's basically Dominoes. 17:58.932 --> 18:00.266 [wheels squeaking] 18:00.350 --> 18:02.018 [all exclaiming] 18:02.101 --> 18:04.354 Well, I tried, but only got halfway there. 18:04.437 --> 18:07.649 That's just me living up to my label as a male feminist. 18:07.732 --> 18:09.359 Well, curfew started, 18:09.442 --> 18:11.069 and you're stuck here all night, Norville. So spill it. 18:11.152 --> 18:13.488 How is my mom's disappearance related to your grandma? 18:13.571 --> 18:15.031 I can't talk about it. 18:15.114 --> 18:16.950 I just learned about it a few days ago, 18:17.033 --> 18:18.952 and the truth could ruin my mom's life. 18:19.035 --> 18:20.620 Your mom's a high school principal 18:20.703 --> 18:22.372 married to a guidance counselor. 18:22.455 --> 18:23.790 It can't get more ruined than that. 18:23.873 --> 18:25.083 -[crashing] -[exclaims] 18:25.166 --> 18:26.042 What the hell! 18:29.796 --> 18:31.840 Hey, I told you not to mess up my house. 18:31.923 --> 18:33.132 I'll be disowned. 18:33.216 --> 18:34.884 And I'm too old and mouthy to be adopted. 18:34.968 --> 18:38.054 This is what happens when we don't take our pills. 18:38.137 --> 18:41.391 We gotta feed these nerds now or my house will be destroyed. 18:43.852 --> 18:45.687 Wait, I found a bag of salad. 18:45.770 --> 18:47.105 Velma, don't. 18:47.188 --> 18:48.231 [Velma exclaims] 18:48.314 --> 18:49.566 These are band nerds. 18:49.649 --> 18:51.943 They subsist on energy drinks and chips. 18:52.026 --> 18:54.070 You give them something green, they could die. 18:54.153 --> 18:55.572 Well, if it has to be unhealthy, 18:55.655 --> 18:56.906 then what about Spooners? 18:56.990 --> 18:59.325 The health inspector called it "I quit" 18:59.409 --> 19:02.495 Well, that could work, but no one's allowed outside right now. 19:02.579 --> 19:03.955 -I am the mayor. -[shot fires] 19:04.038 --> 19:05.331 [mayor groaning] 19:05.415 --> 19:06.416 Except for cops. 19:09.085 --> 19:10.169 Fred, you're a genius. 19:10.253 --> 19:12.088 Yes, I've finally helped you. 19:12.171 --> 19:14.090 So, are you into me now or what? 19:14.174 --> 19:17.260 We could take Daphne's moms' cop car to Spooners to get food there. 19:17.343 --> 19:18.928 Unfortunately, I don't drive. 19:19.012 --> 19:21.180 And Fred doesn't drive, and Gigi doesn't drive. 19:21.264 --> 19:24.601 And Norville, in light of the recent revelation that I take advantage of you, 19:24.684 --> 19:27.145 I couldn't expect you to do this for me. 19:27.228 --> 19:29.898 So... Oh, well, it was almost a good idea. 19:29.981 --> 19:32.567 Guess my house will just get destroyed. 19:32.650 --> 19:34.027 [Norville] No. 19:34.110 --> 19:35.904 -I'll do it. -[Gigi] No! 19:35.987 --> 19:39.407 Norville, I told you if you do any more simping for her, 19:39.490 --> 19:41.075 we're through. 19:41.159 --> 19:43.703 Gigi, I am not doing this because I'm simping for Velma. 19:43.786 --> 19:46.372 I'm doing this because it's the right thing to do. 19:46.456 --> 19:48.917 I'm simping for myself. 19:50.043 --> 19:51.753 -Oh, yuck! -Ugh! 19:51.836 --> 19:53.796 I just need someone to get the keys to the car from Daphne. 19:53.880 --> 19:55.089 [objects clattering] 19:55.173 --> 19:57.258 Me? But I do everything around here. 19:59.135 --> 20:01.471 [mystical music playing] 20:02.639 --> 20:03.640 Join us. 20:03.723 --> 20:04.682 -[exclaims] -[thuds] 20:04.766 --> 20:06.434 [cell phone ringing] 20:06.517 --> 20:08.019 Velma, finally! 20:08.102 --> 20:10.063 You're literally the only person I can talk to right now, 20:10.146 --> 20:12.315 -and I'm freaking out. -[Velma] Okay, it's okay. 20:12.398 --> 20:15.526 Calm down. I'm here, and all I wanna do is help you. 20:15.610 --> 20:17.445 -Really? -[Velma] Yes. 20:17.528 --> 20:20.156 Immediately after you do me a huge favor. 20:23.201 --> 20:24.744 Thank you so much, Daphne, 20:24.827 --> 20:26.746 and whatever's going on with you, just put it in a text 20:26.829 --> 20:30.375 and I promise I'll give it a thumbs up by Monday at the earliest. 20:30.458 --> 20:31.542 [tires screeching] 20:35.838 --> 20:37.090 -[suspenseful music playing] -Huh. 20:39.968 --> 20:40.843 [gasps] 20:47.600 --> 20:49.185 All right, let's get out of here. 20:49.268 --> 20:51.145 Those roaches are not happy we're stealing their homes. 20:51.229 --> 20:53.106 Wait, hold on. We need to go back. 20:53.189 --> 20:54.857 I wanna write an IOU for the food. 20:54.941 --> 20:56.442 There's no time! You'll get caught. 20:56.526 --> 20:57.819 Sorry, I have no choice. 20:57.902 --> 20:59.570 I mean, if we don't support a small business 20:59.654 --> 21:01.948 owned by a woman of color, who will? 21:03.157 --> 21:04.534 Wow, Norville. 21:04.617 --> 21:06.577 You're not just a better friend than I am, 21:06.661 --> 21:08.204 you're a better person. 21:08.287 --> 21:10.373 And I give homeless people hella nickels. 21:10.456 --> 21:12.125 -[police siren blares] -[all exclaiming] 21:12.208 --> 21:15.420 So, I hear they're giving out free Katy Perry tickets 21:15.503 --> 21:18.381 to serial killers over at the police station. 21:18.464 --> 21:21.342 Sounds like a good deal. You might wanna check it out. 21:21.426 --> 21:24.137 Oh, God, what are we gonna do? I can't go back to jail. 21:24.220 --> 21:26.889 I still owe my cell mate notes on his screenplay. 21:27.598 --> 21:28.474 [car approaching] 21:29.392 --> 21:30.309 [police siren blares] 21:32.228 --> 21:33.730 Don't worry, you guys head home. 21:33.813 --> 21:34.981 I'll distract Sheriff Cogburn. 21:35.064 --> 21:36.733 But, Velma, you could go to jail. 21:36.816 --> 21:39.902 You'd hate it. They spend an hour outdoors every day. 21:39.986 --> 21:41.237 It's only for one night. 21:42.071 --> 21:43.322 And you'd do it for me. 21:44.032 --> 21:47.118 Wow. Thanks. 21:47.201 --> 21:49.203 Just get out of here before I change my mind. 21:50.663 --> 21:51.998 Wait! I changed my mind. 21:52.081 --> 21:53.916 Now I changed it back. Go, quick. 21:54.000 --> 21:54.917 [rap music playing] 21:55.001 --> 21:56.878 Hey! Hey, you there! 21:56.961 --> 21:57.962 [Velma] Hey, Cogburn. 21:58.046 --> 21:58.838 What the... 21:58.921 --> 22:00.339 I'm out past curfew, 22:00.423 --> 22:02.592 and I think the movie Serpico is boring. 22:02.675 --> 22:03.926 What are you gonna do about that? 22:04.010 --> 22:05.553 -[tires screech] -[Velma screams] 22:05.636 --> 22:06.637 Gotcha! 22:08.347 --> 22:09.849 [groaning] 22:18.608 --> 22:20.610 [gasps] Principal Rogers? 22:20.693 --> 22:22.570 Oh, my God, I have to post this. 22:22.653 --> 22:25.573 What will it take for you to not do that? 22:32.121 --> 22:33.414 [motor revs] 22:33.498 --> 22:34.999 [tour operator] Hello. 22:35.083 --> 22:37.460 Welcome to the Crystal Mines Mining Experience. 22:37.543 --> 22:39.337 I'm Casey Kasem, 22:39.420 --> 22:42.799 here to guide you through America's 40th most popular mine. 22:45.426 --> 22:46.677 -[gasping] -Oh, man. 22:46.761 --> 22:48.471 [Gigi] Oh, no. We're too late. 22:48.554 --> 22:49.806 -[exclaiming in horror] -[thuds] 22:52.183 --> 22:53.726 [snoring] 22:53.810 --> 22:56.771 [Sheriff] Rise and shine! You're all free to go. 22:56.854 --> 22:58.356 Since you didn't post that picture, 22:58.439 --> 23:00.191 be in my office Monday morning. 23:00.274 --> 23:03.986 I'll tell you everything I know about my mom, Dr. Edna Perdue. 23:08.241 --> 23:09.242 Great. 23:09.325 --> 23:10.827 Welcome home, Amanda. 23:10.910 --> 23:13.246 If you think the outside is clean and tidy, 23:13.329 --> 23:14.997 you ain't seen nothing. 23:15.081 --> 23:17.166 Isn't that right, Velma? 23:18.126 --> 23:19.001 [whimpers] 23:19.961 --> 23:21.254 [gasps] 23:21.337 --> 23:22.255 What? 23:24.340 --> 23:25.466 [baby gurgling] 23:25.550 --> 23:28.052 -[Velma] Ugh! -Oh, that's so cute. 23:28.136 --> 23:29.971 And don't worry, Velma will clean it up. 23:32.265 --> 23:35.017 [band member] Dear Velma, sorry the band made such a mess. 23:35.101 --> 23:38.688 Gigi wants you to know that Norville did not clean your house for you. 23:38.771 --> 23:41.941 Norville did, however, threaten to shove our instruments up our butts 23:42.024 --> 23:44.318 if we didn't clean it. Musically, yours. 23:44.402 --> 23:46.028 The marching band. 23:46.112 --> 23:48.239 [Aman] Velma, what the hell happened to your teeth? 23:58.749 --> 24:00.209 [Casey] This first factoid 24:00.293 --> 24:01.752 -goes out to Jenny L. in-- -[switches motor off] 24:04.714 --> 24:06.382 Welcome home, Daphne. 24:06.465 --> 24:09.218 I'm your mother, Caroll. 24:09.302 --> 24:12.680 And I'm your father, Darren. 24:12.763 --> 24:16.017 [Darren] And this is the Crystal Mines Gang. 24:20.438 --> 24:21.731 -[bats screeching] -[screams] 24:24.692 --> 24:25.943 Yeah, sorry. 24:26.027 --> 24:27.945 I'd be lying if I said you'll get used to that.