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[wind howling]
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[man narrating] For more
than a year, ominous rumors...
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had been privately circulating
among high-level western leaders...
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That the soviet union had been at
work on what was darkly hinted to be...
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The ultimate weapon, a doomsday device.
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Intelligence sources traced the site
of the top-secret russian project...
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To the perpetually fog-shrouded
wasteland below the arctic peaks...
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Of the Zhokhov islands.
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What they were building, or
why it should be located...
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In such a remote and desolate
place, no one could say.
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[jet engine roaring]
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[machines clicking]
[phone beeping]
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General Ripper, sir.
Group captain Mandrake speaking.
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This is general Ripper speaking.
Yes, sir.
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- Do you recognize my voice?
- I do, sir. Why?
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- Why do you think?
- I don't know, sir.
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We spoke a few moments ago
on the phone, didn't we?
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You don't think I'd ask unless it
was pretty damned important, do you?
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No, I don't, sir. Let's see
if we can stay on the ball.
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Has the wing confirmed holding
at their fail-safe points?
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Yes, sir. The confirmations
have just come in.
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Very well. Now, listen to me carefully.
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The base is being put on condition red.
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I want this flashed to
all sections immediately.
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Condition red. Jolly good.
Keeps the men on their toes.
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- Group captain, I'm afraid this is not an exercise.
- Not an exercise, sir?
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I shouldn't tell you this,
Mandrake, but you're a good officer.
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You have a right to know. It
looks like we're in a shooting war.
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Oh, hell. Are the
russians involved, sir?
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That's all I've been told.
It came in on the red phone.
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My orders are for this base to be
sealed tight. That's what I mean to do.
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Now, I want you to transmit plan R.
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R for robert, to the wing.
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Plan r for robert.
Is it that bad, sir?
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It's pretty hairy.
Yes, sir.
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Plan r for robert, sir.
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Now, last and possibly most important,
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I want all privately owned radios
to be immediately impounded.
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They might be used to issue
instructions to saboteurs.
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As I previously arranged, air
police will have lists of all owners.
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I want every one collected
without exception. Yes, sir.
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After you've done
that, report back to me.
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[wind howling]
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[alarm blaring]
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[alarm continues]
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[narrator] in order to guard
against surprise nuclear attack,
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America's strategic air command
maintains a large force of b-52 bombers...
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Airborne 24 hours a day.
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Each b-52 can deliver a nuclear
bomb load of 50 megatons,
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Equal to 16 times the total explosive
force of all the bombs and shells...
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Used by all the armies in World War II.
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Based in america, the airborne
alert force is deployed...
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From the persian gulf
to the arctic ocean.
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But they have one
geographical factor in common.
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They are all two hours from
their targets inside russia.
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[beeping]
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[clicking]
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Major kong, I know you'll
think this is crazy,
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But I just got a message
from base over the c.R.M. 114.
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It decodes as wing attack plan r.
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R for romeo.
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Goldie, did you say wing attack plan r?
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Yes, sir, I have.
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Goldie, how many times
have I told you guys...
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I don't want horsin'
around on the airplane?
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I'm not horsing around,
sir. That's how it decodes.
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I've been to one world
fair, a picnic and a rodeo,
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And that's the stupidest
thing I heard over earphones.
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You sure you got today's code?
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Yes, sir, it is.
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There's just gotta be somethin' wrong.
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Wait a second. I'm comin' back.
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Maybe you'd better get
a confirmation from base.
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Yes, sir.
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Major kong, is it possible this
is some kind of loyalty test?
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You know, give the go code and then
recall to see who would actually go?
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Ain't nobody ever got the go code yet.
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Old Ripper wouldn't
be givin' us plan r...
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Unless them ruskies had
already clobbered washington...
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And a lot of other towns
with a sneak attack.
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- Yes, sir.
- Major kong, message from base confirmed.
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Well, boys, I reckon this is it.
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Nuclear combat toe-to-toe
with the ruskies.
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Now, look, boys, I ain't much
of a hand at makin' speeches.
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But I got a fair idea that
something doggone important...
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Is goin' on back there.
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I got a fair idea of the kind
of personal emotions that...
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Some of you fellows may be thinkin'.
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Heck, I reckon you
wouldn't be human beings...
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If you didn't have pretty strong
personal feelin's about nuclear combat.
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But I want you to remember one thing.
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The folks back home is countin' on ya.
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By golly, we ain't
about to let 'em down.
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Tell ya somethin' else.
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If this thing turns out to be half
as important as I figure it might be,
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I'd say you're all in line for
some important promotions...
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And personal citations
when this thing's over.
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That goes for every last one of ya,
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Regardless of your race,
color or your creed.
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Now let's get this thing on the
hump. We got some flyin' to do.
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[phone ringing]
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[ringing continues]
buck, should I get it?
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[man] yeah, you'll have to.
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[clicks]
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Hello? Yes, general Turgidson is here,
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But he can't come to
the phone at the moment.
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This is his secretary miss scott.
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Freddie, how are you? Fine. And you?
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We were just catching up on
some of the general's paperwork.
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Freddie, he's very
tied up at the moment.
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I'm afraid he can't come to
the phone. Just a minute.
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General Turgidson,
colonel puntrich calling.
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Tell him to call back. The general
says could you call back in a minute?
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He says it can't wait!
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Aw, for pete's-- find
out what he wants.
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Freddie, the general is in
the powder room right now.
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Could you tell me what it's about?
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Just a second. Apparently they monitored
a transmission eight minutes ago...
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From burpelson air force base.
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Right. It was directed to the
843rd bomb wing on airborne alert.
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It decoded as wing attack plan r.
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Well, uh, tell him to call
what's-his-name, base commander Ripper.
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Do I have to think of everything?
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The general suggests you call general
Ripper, the 843rd base commander.
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Oh. All communications are dead!
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Bull! Tell him to do it himself.
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Freddie, the general asks if you
could possibly try again yourself.
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I see. He says he's tried personally
several times, but everything is dead.
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Even the normal phone
lines are shut down.
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[sighs, mutters]
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Fred? Buck. What's it look like?
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Yeah. Well, are you sure it's plan r?
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Huh? What's cooking on
the threat board? Nothing!
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Nothing at all?
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I don't like the look of this, fred.
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Tell you what you better do, old buddy.
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Give elmo and charlie a blast and
bump everything up to condition red.
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Stand by the blower.
I'll get back to you.
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What's up? Nothing.
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Where's my shorts? On the
floor. Where are you going?
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No place. I thought I might
mosey over to the war room...
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For a few minutes to see
what's doing over there.
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It's 3:00 in the morning.
The air force never sleeps.
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Buck, honey, I'm not sleepy either.
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I know how it is, baby.
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Tell you what you do.
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You just start your countdown, and old
bucky will be back here before you can say,
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"blastoff!"
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[Ripper over P.A. System] your commie has
no regard for human life, not even his own.
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For this reason, men, I
want to impress upon you...
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The need for extreme watchfulness.
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The enemy may come individually
or he may come in strength.
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He may even come in the
uniform of our own troops.
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But however he comes, we must stop him.
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We must not allow him to
gain entrance to this base.
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Now, I am going to give
you three simple rules.
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First, trust no one,
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Whatever his uniform or rank,
unless he is known to you personally.
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Second, anyone or
anything that approaches...
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Within 200 yards of the
perimeter is to be fired upon.
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Third, if in doubt, shoot first
and ask questions afterward.
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[clicking stops] I would sooner accept
a few casualties through accident,
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Than lose the entire base and its
personnel through carelessness.
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Any variation on these rules
must come from me personally.
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Now, men, in conclusion,
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I would like to say
that in the two years...
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It has been my privilege to
be your commanding officer,
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I have always expected
the best from you.
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You have never given me anything
less than that. ♪ [swing]
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Today the nation is counting
on us. ♪ [volume increases]
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We are not going to let them down.
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Good luck to you all.
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Here's the attack profile, sir.
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This is your attack profile.
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"to ensure that the enemy cannot
monitor voice transmission...
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"or plant false transmission,
the c.R.M. 114...
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"is to be switched into
all receiver circuits.
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"the emergency base code prefix is
to be set on the dials of the c.R.M.
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"this will block any transmission other
than those preceded by a code prefix.
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Stand by to set code prefix."
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- Roger. Ready to set code prefix.
- "set code prefix."
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[clicking]
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Code prefix set.
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"lock code prefix."
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Code prefix locked.
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"switch all receiver circuits
to c.R.M. Discriminators."
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All circuits switched
to c.R.M. Discriminators.
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"check auto destruct circuits."
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[clicking] [alarm blaring]
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Auto destruct circuits checked.
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"primary target: The
I.C.B.M. Complex at laputa.
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"target reference: Yankee, golf, tango,
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"three, six, zero.
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"30 megaton nuclear device fused
for air burst at 10,000 feet.
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"20 megaton nuclear device will
be used if first malfunctions.
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"otherwise, proceed to secondary target:
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"missile complex seven
miles east of borchov.
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"target reference:
November, bravo, x-ray,
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"one, zero, eight.
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Fused air burst at 10--"
check-- "12,000 feet."
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♪ [continues]
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♪
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Excuse me, sir. Something rather
interesting has just cropped up.
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Listen to that. Music.
Civilian broadcasting.
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I think those fellows in the pentagon...
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Have given us some sort of
exercise to test our readiness.
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Personally, I think it's
taking things a bit too far.
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Our fellows will be inside russian
radar cover in about 20 minutes.
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Listen to that. Full of
stations all churning it out.
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Mandrake? Yes, sir.
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I issued instructions for
all radios to be impounded.
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I was in the process of impounding this
very one when I happened to switch it on.
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I thought, our fellows hitting russian radar
in 20 minutes, dropping all their stuff.
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I'd better tell you, because
if they do, it'll cause a stink.
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Group captain, the
officer exchange program...
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Does not give you any special
prerogatives to question my orders.
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I realize that, sir, but I thought
you'd be pleased to hear the news.
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After all, let's face it.
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We don't want to start a nuclear
war unless we have to, do we?
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Please, sit down. And
turn that thing off.
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[music off] yes, sir.
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What about the planes, sir? Surely we
must issue the recall code immediately.
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The planes are not going to be recalled.
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My attack orders have been
issued, and the orders stand.
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If you'll excuse me for saying so, sir,
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That would be to my way
of thinking rather...
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An odd way of looking at it.
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If a russian attack was in progress,
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We would certainly not be
hearing civilian broadcasting.
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Are you certain? I'm
absolutely positive.
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What if it is true? I'm afraid
I'm still not with you, sir.
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Because,
I mean--
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If a russian attack was not in progress,
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Then your use of plan r, in fact,
your orders to the entire wing--
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Well, I would say, sir,
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That there was something
dreadfully wrong somewhere.
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Why don't you take it
easy, group captain?
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Please make me a drink of
grain alcohol and rainwater,
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And help yourself to
whatever you'd like.
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[heels click]
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General Ripper, sir, as an
officer in her majesty's air force,
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It is my clear duty under
the present circumstances...
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To issue the recall code upon my own
authority and bring back the wing.
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If you'll excuse me, sir.
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I'm afraid, sir, I must ask you
for the key and the recall code.
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Have you got them handy, sir?
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I told you to take it
easy, group captain.
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There's nothing anybody
can do about this thing now.
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I'm the only person who knows
the three-letter code group.
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Then I must insist, sir,
that you give them to me.
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Do I take it, sir, that you are
threatening a brother officer with a gun?
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Mandrake, I suppose it
never occurred to you...
00:22:46.163 --> 00:22:49.699
That while we're chatting
here so enjoyably,
00:22:49.767 --> 00:22:53.536
A decision is being
made by the president...
00:22:53.604 --> 00:22:56.773
And the joint chiefs in the
war room at the pentagon.
00:22:56.840 --> 00:22:59.575
When they realize...
00:22:59.643 --> 00:23:03.045
There is no possibility
of recalling the wing,
00:23:03.113 --> 00:23:07.883
There will be only one
course of action open.
00:23:07.951 --> 00:23:10.653
Total commitment.
00:23:12.055 --> 00:23:17.593
Mandrake, do you recall what
clemenceau once said about war?
00:23:17.661 --> 00:23:20.830
Uh, no, I don't think I do, sir. No.
00:23:22.199 --> 00:23:25.234
He said war was too important
to be left to the generals.
00:23:25.302 --> 00:23:29.905
When he said that 50 years ago,
00:23:29.973 --> 00:23:32.975
He might have been right.
00:23:33.043 --> 00:23:38.848
But, today, war is too important
to be left to politicians.
00:23:38.915 --> 00:23:43.419
They have neither the
time, the training...
00:23:43.487 --> 00:23:47.457
Nor the inclination
for strategic thought.
00:23:50.093 --> 00:23:53.763
I can no longer sit back and allow...
00:23:53.831 --> 00:23:58.901
Communist infiltration,
communist indoctrination,
00:23:58.969 --> 00:24:01.904
Communist subversion...
00:24:01.972 --> 00:24:06.008
And the international
communist conspiracy...
00:24:06.076 --> 00:24:11.614
To sap and impurify all of
our precious bodily fluids.
00:24:17.721 --> 00:24:19.989
Staines, is everybody here?
00:24:20.056 --> 00:24:22.625
Mr. President, the secretary
of state is in vietnam.
00:24:22.693 --> 00:24:26.629
The secretary of defense is in laos,
and the vice president is in mexico city.
00:24:26.697 --> 00:24:29.965
We can establish contact with
them at anytime, if it's necessary.
00:24:30.033 --> 00:24:32.835
The undersecretaries
are all here. Right.
00:24:32.903 --> 00:24:34.837
General Turgidson, what's going on?
00:24:34.905 --> 00:24:39.008
[clears throat] Mr. President,
00:24:39.075 --> 00:24:42.645
About 35 minutes ago,
00:24:42.713 --> 00:24:46.849
General Jack Ripper, the
commanding general of, uh,
00:24:46.917 --> 00:24:49.351
Burpelson air force base,
00:24:49.420 --> 00:24:52.588
Issued an order to the
34 b-52s of his wing,
00:24:52.656 --> 00:24:55.024
Which were airborne at the time,
00:24:55.091 --> 00:24:58.994
As part of a special exercise we were
holding called operation dropkick.
00:24:59.062 --> 00:25:03.833
It appears that the order
called for the planes...
00:25:03.901 --> 00:25:07.202
To attack their targets inside russia.
00:25:07.270 --> 00:25:11.507
[group murmuring] the planes are
fully armed with nuclear weapons...
00:25:11.575 --> 00:25:15.144
With an average load
of 40 megatons each.
00:25:15.211 --> 00:25:21.083
The central display of russia will
indicate the position of the planes.
00:25:21.151 --> 00:25:24.654
The triangles are their primary targets.
00:25:24.721 --> 00:25:28.558
The squares are their secondary targets.
00:25:28.625 --> 00:25:31.994
The aircraft will begin
penetrating russian radar cover...
00:25:32.062 --> 00:25:34.730
Within, uh, 25 minutes.
00:25:34.798 --> 00:25:38.734
General Turgidson, I find this
very difficult to understand.
00:25:38.802 --> 00:25:42.204
I was under the impression that
I was the only one in authority...
00:25:42.272 --> 00:25:44.540
To order the use of nuclear weapons.
00:25:44.608 --> 00:25:47.409
Uh, that's right, sir.
00:25:47.478 --> 00:25:49.846
You are the only person
authorized to do so.
00:25:49.913 --> 00:25:54.249
Although I hate to judge
before all the facts are in,
00:25:54.317 --> 00:25:57.887
It's beginning to look like general
Ripper exceeded his authority.
00:25:57.955 --> 00:26:03.092
It certainly does. Far beyond the
point I would have imagined possible.
00:26:03.159 --> 00:26:06.496
Perhaps you're forgetting
the provisions of plan r, sir.
00:26:06.563 --> 00:26:09.431
Plan r?
00:26:09.500 --> 00:26:13.469
Plan r is an emergency war plan,
00:26:13.537 --> 00:26:15.972
In which a lower echelon
commander may order...
00:26:16.039 --> 00:26:19.308
Nuclear retaliation
after a sneak attack,
00:26:19.376 --> 00:26:22.912
If the normal chain of
command has been disrupted.
00:26:22.980 --> 00:26:25.748
You approved it, sir. You must remember.
00:26:25.816 --> 00:26:29.752
Surely you must recall,
sir, when senator beaufort...
00:26:29.820 --> 00:26:34.223
Made that big hassle about our
deterrent lacking credibility.
00:26:34.290 --> 00:26:39.161
The idea was for plan r to be
a sort of retaliatory safeguard.
00:26:39.229 --> 00:26:41.597
A safeguard?
00:26:41.665 --> 00:26:44.400
I admit the human element
seems to have failed us here.
00:26:44.467 --> 00:26:47.937
But the idea was to discourage
the ruskies from any hope...
00:26:48.005 --> 00:26:50.472
That they could knock out
washington-- and yourself, sir--
00:26:50.541 --> 00:26:52.942
As part of a general sneak attack...
00:26:53.010 --> 00:26:56.946
And escape retaliation because of
lack of proper command and control.
00:26:57.014 --> 00:27:01.651
I assume the planes will return automatically
once they reach their fail-safe points?
00:27:01.718 --> 00:27:07.322
I'm afraid not. The planes were
holding at their fail-safe points...
00:27:07.390 --> 00:27:09.391
When the go code was issued.
00:27:09.459 --> 00:27:13.930
Once they fly beyond fail-safe, they do
not require a second order to proceed.
00:27:13.997 --> 00:27:15.965
They will continue until
they reach their targets.
00:27:16.033 --> 00:27:19.101
Why haven't you radioed the planes,
countermandering the go code?
00:27:19.169 --> 00:27:23.973
Well, I'm afraid we're unable to
communicate with any of the aircraft.
00:27:24.041 --> 00:27:28.510
Why? As you may recall,
sir-- [clears throat]
00:27:28.579 --> 00:27:32.314
One of the provisions
of plan r provides...
00:27:32.382 --> 00:27:36.953
That once the go code is received,
00:27:37.020 --> 00:27:40.656
The normal s.S.B.
Radios in the aircraft...
00:27:40.724 --> 00:27:43.258
Are switched into a
special coded device,
00:27:43.326 --> 00:27:46.328
Which, I believe, is
designated as c.R.M. 114.
00:27:46.396 --> 00:27:50.499
In order to prevent the enemy from
issuing fake or confusing orders,
00:27:50.567 --> 00:27:54.604
C.R.M. 114 is designed
not to receive at all,
00:27:54.671 --> 00:28:00.109
Unless the message is proceeded by the
correct three-letter code group prefix.
00:28:00.176 --> 00:28:05.781
Do you mean to tell me, general Turgidson,
you will be unable to recall the aircraft?
00:28:05.849 --> 00:28:09.418
That's the size of it. However, we
are plowing through every possible...
00:28:09.486 --> 00:28:11.520
Three-letter combination of the code.
00:28:11.588 --> 00:28:16.859
But since there are 17,000 permutations,
00:28:16.927 --> 00:28:20.462
It's going to take us about
two-and-a-half days to transmit them all.
00:28:20.530 --> 00:28:23.265
How soon did you say the planes
would penetrate russian radar cover?
00:28:23.333 --> 00:28:25.300
About 18 minutes from now.
00:28:25.368 --> 00:28:28.403
- Are you in contact with general Ripper?
- No, sir.
00:28:28.471 --> 00:28:31.841
General Ripper sealed off the
base and cut off communications.
00:28:31.908 --> 00:28:33.542
Where did you get this information?
00:28:33.610 --> 00:28:37.346
General Ripper called strategic
air command headquarters...
00:28:37.413 --> 00:28:39.849
Shortly after he issued the go code.
00:28:39.916 --> 00:28:42.685
I have a portion of the
transcript of that conversation,
00:28:42.753 --> 00:28:46.188
If you'd like me to read it. Read it.
00:28:46.256 --> 00:28:49.959
[coughs] the duty officer
asked general Ripper...
00:28:50.027 --> 00:28:53.262
To confirm the fact that he had
issued the go code, and he said,
00:28:53.329 --> 00:28:58.600
"yes, gentlemen, they are on their
way in and no one can bring them back.
00:28:58.669 --> 00:29:01.570
"for the sake of our
country and our way of life,
00:29:01.638 --> 00:29:04.206
"I suggest you get the
rest of sac in after them.
00:29:04.274 --> 00:29:09.178
"otherwise we will be totally
destroyed by red retaliation.
00:29:09.245 --> 00:29:14.684
"my boys will give you the best
kind of start: 1,400 megatons worth.
00:29:14.751 --> 00:29:18.187
"and you sure as hell
won't stop them now.
00:29:18.254 --> 00:29:21.256
"so let's get going.
There's no other choice.
00:29:21.324 --> 00:29:24.493
"god willing, we will prevail...
00:29:24.561 --> 00:29:27.063
"in peace and freedom from fear...
00:29:27.130 --> 00:29:29.498
"and in true health
through the purity...
00:29:29.566 --> 00:29:33.468
"and essence of our natural...
00:29:33.536 --> 00:29:35.971
"fluids.
00:29:36.039 --> 00:29:38.874
God bless you all."
00:29:39.876 --> 00:29:42.544
Then he hung up.
00:29:42.612 --> 00:29:46.315
We're still trying to figure out
the meaning of that last phrase, sir.
00:29:46.382 --> 00:29:50.619
There's nothing to figure out.
This man is obviously a psychotic.
00:29:50.687 --> 00:29:55.791
I'd like to hold off judgment on a thing
like that until all the facts were in.
00:29:55.859 --> 00:30:00.529
General Turgidson, when you
instituted the human reliability tests,
00:30:00.597 --> 00:30:04.499
You assured me there was no possibility
of such a thing ever occurring.
00:30:06.036 --> 00:30:10.606
I don't think it's fair to
condemn a whole program...
00:30:10.673 --> 00:30:13.242
Because of a single slipup, sir.
00:30:13.309 --> 00:30:15.811
I want to speak to general Ripper
on the telephone personally.
00:30:15.879 --> 00:30:17.446
That's impossible.
00:30:17.513 --> 00:30:21.416
General Turgidson, I am becoming
less and less interested...
00:30:21.484 --> 00:30:25.354
In your estimates of what
is possible and impossible.
00:30:25.421 --> 00:30:28.690
[president] general faceman. Yes, sir?
00:30:28.759 --> 00:30:31.326
Are there any army units
stationed near burpelson?
00:30:31.394 --> 00:30:34.964
I'll just check, sir.
00:30:35.031 --> 00:30:38.267
[beeping]
00:30:38.334 --> 00:30:41.170
Hello?
00:30:41.238 --> 00:30:45.841
I told you never to call me
here. Don't you know where I am?
00:30:45.909 --> 00:30:48.244
Now, look, baby, I
can't talk to you now.
00:30:48.311 --> 00:30:50.279
My president needs me.
00:30:50.346 --> 00:30:52.882
Of course, bucky would
rather be there with you.
00:30:52.949 --> 00:30:56.952
What do you think about
civil defense? Hmm.
00:30:57.020 --> 00:31:00.289
Of course, it isn't only
physical. [men talking, indistinct]
00:31:00.356 --> 00:31:03.092
I deeply respect you as a human being.
00:31:03.160 --> 00:31:06.996
Someday I'm going to make
you mrs. Buck Turgidson.
00:31:07.063 --> 00:31:10.166
Yeah, all right. Listen,
you go back to sleep, hon.
00:31:10.233 --> 00:31:13.235
Bucky will be back
there as soon as he can.
00:31:13.303 --> 00:31:18.540
All right. Listen, sug! Don't
forget to say your prayers.
00:31:24.614 --> 00:31:28.717
Apparently the 23rd airborne division...
00:31:28.785 --> 00:31:31.520
Is stationed seven
miles away at alvarado.
00:31:31.587 --> 00:31:35.958
General faceman, I want them to enter
the base, locate general Ripper...
00:31:36.026 --> 00:31:38.360
And put him in immediate
telephone contact with me.
00:31:38.428 --> 00:31:41.730
Yes, sir. [Turgidson] Mr. President?
00:31:41.798 --> 00:31:44.599
If I may advise. Under a condition red,
00:31:44.667 --> 00:31:47.970
It is standard procedure
that the base be sealed off...
00:31:48.038 --> 00:31:50.706
And the base defended
by base security troops.
00:31:50.773 --> 00:31:55.244
Any force trying to enter would
certainly encounter heavy casualties.
00:31:55.312 --> 00:31:59.014
General Turgidson, with all due
respect for your defense team,
00:31:59.082 --> 00:32:02.051
My boys can brush them aside
without too much trouble.
00:32:02.118 --> 00:32:07.723
Mr. President, there are one or two
points I'd like to make, if I may.
00:32:07.790 --> 00:32:10.192
Go ahead, general.
00:32:10.260 --> 00:32:16.232
One, our hopes for recalling
the 843rd bomb wing...
00:32:16.299 --> 00:32:20.769
Are quickly being reduced to a
very low order of probability.
00:32:20.837 --> 00:32:23.905
Two, in less than 15 minutes from now,
00:32:23.973 --> 00:32:26.942
The ruskies will be making
radar contact with the planes.
00:32:27.009 --> 00:32:31.113
Three, when they do, they are
going to go absolutely ape.
00:32:31.180 --> 00:32:33.716
They are going to strike
back with everything they got.
00:32:33.783 --> 00:32:37.018
Four, if prior to this time...
00:32:37.086 --> 00:32:40.289
We have done nothing to suppress
their retaliatory capabilities,
00:32:40.357 --> 00:32:43.925
We will suffer virtual annihilation.
00:32:43.993 --> 00:32:46.962
Now,
00:32:47.029 --> 00:32:49.398
Five,
00:32:49.466 --> 00:32:53.168
If, on the other hand,
00:32:53.236 --> 00:32:57.139
We were to immediately launch an
all-out and coordinated attack...
00:32:57.206 --> 00:32:59.475
On all their airfields
and missile bases,
00:32:59.542 --> 00:33:02.478
We'd stand a damn good chance of
catching 'em with their pants down.
00:33:02.545 --> 00:33:04.680
Hell, we got a five-to-one
missile superiority as it is.
00:33:04.748 --> 00:33:07.416
We could easily assign three
missiles to every target...
00:33:07.484 --> 00:33:11.052
And still have a very effective
reserve force for any other contingency.
00:33:11.120 --> 00:33:16.224
Ah, six! An unofficial study, which
we undertook of this eventuality,
00:33:16.293 --> 00:33:21.163
Indicated that we would destroy
90% of their nuclear capabilities.
00:33:21.230 --> 00:33:23.999
We would therefore prevail and suffer...
00:33:24.066 --> 00:33:27.703
Only modest and acceptable civilian
casualties from their remaining force,
00:33:27.771 --> 00:33:31.006
Which would be badly
damaged and uncoordinated.
00:33:31.073 --> 00:33:34.443
General, it is the avowed
policy of our country...
00:33:34.511 --> 00:33:37.078
Never to strike first
with nuclear weapons.
00:33:37.146 --> 00:33:41.883
Mr. President, general Ripper has
already invalidated that policy.
00:33:41.951 --> 00:33:46.388
That was not an act of national policy.
There are still alternatives open to us.
00:33:46.456 --> 00:33:51.694
Mr. President, we are rapidly
approaching a moment of truth,
00:33:51.761 --> 00:33:55.664
Both for ourselves as human beings
and for the life of our nation.
00:33:55.732 --> 00:33:58.400
Now, truth is not
always a pleasant thing.
00:33:58.468 --> 00:34:03.639
But it is necessary now to make a choice.
To choose between two admittedly regrettable,
00:34:03.707 --> 00:34:07.343
But nevertheless distinguishable,
postwar environments.
00:34:07.410 --> 00:34:09.478
One where you got 20
million people killed,
00:34:09.546 --> 00:34:12.013
And the other were you got
150 million people killed.
00:34:12.081 --> 00:34:15.083
You're talking about mass
murder, general, not war.
00:34:15.151 --> 00:34:18.887
Mr. President, I'm not saying
we wouldn't get our hair mussed.
00:34:18.955 --> 00:34:23.492
But I do say no more than 10
to 20 million killed. Tops!
00:34:23.560 --> 00:34:25.561
Depending on the breaks.
00:34:25.628 --> 00:34:29.598
I will not go down in history as the
greatest mass murderer since adolph hitler!
00:34:29.666 --> 00:34:33.335
It might be better if you were more
concerned with the american people...
00:34:33.403 --> 00:34:35.671
Than with your image
in the history books.
00:34:35.739 --> 00:34:41.309
General Turgidson, I've heard quite
sufficient from you. Thank you very much.
00:34:41.378 --> 00:34:43.512
Mr. President, they have the
ambassador waiting upstairs.
00:34:43.580 --> 00:34:45.581
Good. Any difficulty?
00:34:45.648 --> 00:34:48.116
He's having a fit about that
squad of m.P.S. Can't be helped.
00:34:48.184 --> 00:34:50.118
Have him brought here straightaway.
00:34:50.186 --> 00:34:52.588
Yes, sir.
Is that--
00:34:52.655 --> 00:34:56.525
- Is that the russian ambassador?
- Yes, it is, general.
00:34:56.593 --> 00:35:01.530
A-am I to understand
the russian ambassador...
00:35:01.598 --> 00:35:04.032
Is to be admitted
entrance to the war room?
00:35:04.100 --> 00:35:07.002
Correct. He is here on my orders.
00:35:09.105 --> 00:35:12.107
I-I-I don't know exactly
how to put this, sir.
00:35:12.174 --> 00:35:16.044
But are you aware of what a
breach of security that would be?
00:35:16.112 --> 00:35:19.848
He'll see everything.
He'll see the big board.
00:35:19.916 --> 00:35:25.387
That is precisely the idea,
general. That is precisely the idea.
00:35:25.455 --> 00:35:30.859
[president] staines, get
premier kissoff on the hot line.
00:35:37.967 --> 00:35:42.070
[kong] "survival kit contents check.
00:35:42.138 --> 00:35:46.875
"in them you will find
one .45 caliber automatic,
00:35:46.943 --> 00:35:49.578
"two boxes of ammunition,
00:35:49.646 --> 00:35:52.781
"four days concentrated
emergency rations,
00:35:52.849 --> 00:35:56.217
"one drug issue containing antibiotics,
00:35:56.285 --> 00:36:00.556
"morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills,
00:36:00.623 --> 00:36:04.460
"sleepin' pills, tranquilizer pills,
00:36:04.527 --> 00:36:09.331
"one miniature combination
russian phrase book and bible,
00:36:09.398 --> 00:36:12.434
"$100 in rubles,
00:36:12.502 --> 00:36:14.670
"$100 in gold,
00:36:14.737 --> 00:36:17.473
"nine packs of chewing gum,
00:36:17.540 --> 00:36:19.541
"one issue of prophylactics,
00:36:19.609 --> 00:36:23.679
Three lipsticks, three
pair of nylon stockings."
00:36:23.746 --> 00:36:28.416
Shoot, a fellow could have a pretty good
weekend in vegas with all that stuff.
00:36:33.756 --> 00:36:36.825
You don't have any fresh
fish? I'm afraid not, sir.
00:36:36.893 --> 00:36:39.160
Your eggs? They are
fresh? Oh, yes, sir.
00:36:39.228 --> 00:36:43.231
I will have poached eggs. And bring
me some cigars, please. Havana cigars.
00:36:43.299 --> 00:36:45.200
That will be all, sir? Yes.
00:36:45.267 --> 00:36:47.235
I'll see to it right away.
00:36:47.303 --> 00:36:49.838
Try one of these jamaican
cigars, ambassador. They're good.
00:36:49.906 --> 00:36:53.542
Thank you, no. I do not support
the work of imperialist stooges.
00:36:53.610 --> 00:36:56.011
Oh, only commie stooges, huh?
00:36:56.078 --> 00:36:58.947
Psst. Mr. President?
00:36:59.015 --> 00:37:02.684
You gonna let that lousy commie
punk vomit all over us like this?
00:37:02.752 --> 00:37:07.856
Mr. President, they haven't been able
to reach premier kissoff in the kremlin.
00:37:07.924 --> 00:37:11.560
They don't know where he is, and
he won't be back for two hours.
00:37:11.628 --> 00:37:14.162
Try b-8-6-5-4-3
moscow. Yes, sir.
00:37:14.230 --> 00:37:16.164
You would never have found
him through his office.
00:37:16.232 --> 00:37:20.402
Our premier is a man of the people,
but he is also a man, if you follow.
00:37:20.469 --> 00:37:22.604
[chuckles] fine.
Degenerate atheistic commie.
00:37:22.672 --> 00:37:26.508
What? I said premier kissoff is
a degenerate atheistic commie!
00:37:26.576 --> 00:37:29.945
Have this
fool-- [arguing]
00:37:30.013 --> 00:37:34.416
Mr. President! I think
they're trying the number.
00:37:37.020 --> 00:37:39.755
[arguing, scuffling]
00:37:39.822 --> 00:37:44.359
[muttering in russian]
you bully! [muttering]
00:37:44.427 --> 00:37:47.495
Gentlemen, you can't fight in
here! This is the war room!
00:37:47.564 --> 00:37:50.331
What is going on? I
demand an explanation.
00:37:50.399 --> 00:37:54.570
This clumsy fool tried to plant
that ridiculous camera on me.
00:37:54.637 --> 00:37:57.272
You bet your sweets, Mr. Commie
! Look at this, Mr. President.
00:37:57.339 --> 00:38:00.909
This lousy commie rat was taking
pictures with this of the big board!
00:38:00.977 --> 00:38:03.879
Mr. Ambassador!
00:38:03.947 --> 00:38:08.383
This clumsy fool attempted to
plant that ridiculous camera on me.
00:38:08.451 --> 00:38:11.119
That's a damn lie! I
saw him with my own eyes!
00:38:11.187 --> 00:38:15.457
Gentlemen, this is outrageous. I have never
heard of such behavior in the war room before.
00:38:15.524 --> 00:38:18.026
Mr. President, I think they're
getting him on the line.
00:38:22.899 --> 00:38:26.434
[indistinct rumbling]
00:38:43.486 --> 00:38:47.889
You sure got to hand
it to those commies.
00:38:47.957 --> 00:38:52.761
Yeah. Gee, those trucks sure look
like the real thing, don't they?
00:38:52.829 --> 00:38:54.763
I wonder where they got them from.
00:38:54.831 --> 00:38:56.865
Probably bought them from
the army as war surplus.
00:38:56.933 --> 00:38:59.601
[vehicles continue approaching]
00:38:59.669 --> 00:39:04.006
Okay. Open up at 200 yards.
00:39:11.347 --> 00:39:14.482
[men shouting]
00:39:17.654 --> 00:39:21.056
[shouting continues]
00:39:43.079 --> 00:39:46.748
[gunfire continues]
00:39:55.158 --> 00:39:58.126
[gunfire continues]
00:40:00.529 --> 00:40:05.366
Tell him where you are and that you'll enter
the conversation if I say anything untrue.
00:40:05.434 --> 00:40:07.903
But, please, don't tell
him anything more than that.
00:40:07.970 --> 00:40:13.208
Alexi? Alexi, please.
I beg you.
00:40:13.275 --> 00:40:15.177
But I don't have a phone.
00:40:15.244 --> 00:40:19.247
Give him the phone, frank.
00:40:21.283 --> 00:40:25.386
[ambassador speaking russian]
00:40:25.454 --> 00:40:29.825
[russian continues]
00:40:42.504 --> 00:40:44.439
[russian continues]
00:40:44.506 --> 00:40:47.475
I've done as you asked.
00:40:47.543 --> 00:40:50.411
Be careful, Mr. President.
I think he is drunk.
00:40:52.381 --> 00:40:54.349
Hello?
00:40:54.416 --> 00:40:58.086
Uh, hello, Dimitri?
00:40:58.154 --> 00:41:03.158
Listen, I can't hear too well. Do you suppose
you could turn the music down a little?
00:41:03.226 --> 00:41:05.660
That's much better.
00:41:05.728 --> 00:41:09.597
Yeah. [chuckles] yeah.
00:41:09.665 --> 00:41:12.567
Fine. I can hear you now, Dimitri.
00:41:12.635 --> 00:41:15.570
Clear and plain and coming
through fine.
00:41:15.638 --> 00:41:18.206
I'm coming through fine too, eh?
00:41:18.274 --> 00:41:21.143
Good, then--
well, then,
00:41:21.210 --> 00:41:24.179
As you say, we're both
coming through fine.
00:41:24.247 --> 00:41:28.950
Good. Well, it's good that
you're fine, and I'm fine.
00:41:29.018 --> 00:41:32.988
I agree with you. It's
great to be fine. [chuckles]
00:41:33.055 --> 00:41:37.358
Now, then, Dimitri, you know how...
00:41:37.426 --> 00:41:41.129
We've always talked
about the possibility...
00:41:41.197 --> 00:41:43.765
Of something going wrong with the bomb.
00:41:43.833 --> 00:41:46.668
The bomb, Dimitri.
00:41:48.337 --> 00:41:50.972
The hydrogen bomb.
00:41:51.040 --> 00:41:54.009
Well, now, what happened is, uh,
00:41:54.076 --> 00:41:58.379
One of our base commanders,
he had a sort of--
00:41:58.447 --> 00:42:01.783
Well, he went a little
funny in the head.
00:42:01.851 --> 00:42:04.886
You know, just a little funny.
00:42:04.954 --> 00:42:09.791
And, uh, he went and did a silly thing.
00:42:09.859 --> 00:42:13.929
Well, I'll tell you what he
did. He ordered his planes...
00:42:15.497 --> 00:42:18.466
To attack
your country--
00:42:18.534 --> 00:42:20.501
Well, let me finish, Dimitri.
00:42:20.569 --> 00:42:23.471
Let me finish, Dimitri.
00:42:23.539 --> 00:42:26.374
Well, listen, how do you
think I feel about it?
00:42:26.442 --> 00:42:29.677
Can you imagine how I
feel about it, Dimitri?
00:42:29.745 --> 00:42:33.381
Why do you think I'm calling you?
00:42:33.449 --> 00:42:36.384
Just to say hello?
00:42:36.452 --> 00:42:38.987
Of course I like to speak to you!
00:42:39.055 --> 00:42:41.622
Of course I like to say hello!
00:42:41.690 --> 00:42:43.825
Not now, but any time, Dimitri.
00:42:43.893 --> 00:42:48.230
I'm just calling up to tell you
something terrible has happened.
00:42:48.297 --> 00:42:51.066
It's a friendly call. Of
course, it's a friendly call.
00:42:51.133 --> 00:42:55.370
Listen, if it wasn't friendly, you
probably wouldn't have even got it.
00:42:57.639 --> 00:43:02.410
They will not reach their
targets for at least another hour.
00:43:02.478 --> 00:43:05.546
I am-- I am
positive, Dimitri.
00:43:05.614 --> 00:43:08.049
Listen, I've been all over
this with your ambassador.
00:43:08.117 --> 00:43:10.919
It is not a trick.
00:43:10.987 --> 00:43:14.222
Well, I'll tell you. We'd
like to give your air staff...
00:43:14.290 --> 00:43:19.427
A complete rundown on the targets, flight
plans and defensive systems of the planes.
00:43:19.495 --> 00:43:24.366
Yes, if we're unable
to recall the planes.
00:43:24.433 --> 00:43:28.469
I'd say
that-- well,
00:43:28.537 --> 00:43:33.141
We're just gonna have to help
you destroy them, Dimitri.
00:43:33.209 --> 00:43:35.944
I know they're our boys.
00:43:36.012 --> 00:43:40.315
All right, well, listen.
Now, who should we call?
00:43:40.383 --> 00:43:46.087
Who should we call?
Sorry, you faded away there.
00:43:46.155 --> 00:43:49.991
The peoples central air
defense headquarters.
00:43:50.059 --> 00:43:55.630
Where is that, Dimitri
? In omsk. Right.
00:43:55.697 --> 00:43:59.935
Yes. Oh, you'll call
them first, will you?
00:44:00.002 --> 00:44:05.240
Uh-huh. Listen, do you happen to
have the phone number on you, Dimitri?
00:44:05.308 --> 00:44:08.076
I see. Just ask for omsk information.
00:44:08.144 --> 00:44:10.111
[stammering]
00:44:10.179 --> 00:44:15.016
I'm sorry too, Dimitri. I'm very sorry.
00:44:15.084 --> 00:44:17.752
All right, you're sorrier than I am.
00:44:17.820 --> 00:44:20.288
But I am sorry as well.
00:44:21.324 --> 00:44:23.658
I am as sorry as you are, Dimitri.
00:44:23.725 --> 00:44:25.994
Don't say that you're
more sorry than I am,
00:44:26.062 --> 00:44:29.230
Because I'm capable of being
just as sorry as you are.
00:44:29.298 --> 00:44:33.534
So, we're both sorry,
all right? All right.
00:44:33.602 --> 00:44:38.139
Yes, he's right here. He wants
to talk to you. Just a second.
00:44:39.942 --> 00:44:44.479
[speaking in russian]
00:44:50.419 --> 00:44:54.222
What? [ambassador speaking in russian]
00:44:54.290 --> 00:44:58.726
[russian continues]
00:44:59.761 --> 00:45:03.931
[russian continues]
00:45:10.672 --> 00:45:13.808
What? What is it? What?
00:45:13.876 --> 00:45:18.179
The fools. The mad fools.
00:45:18.247 --> 00:45:22.717
What's happened? The doomsday machine.
00:45:22.784 --> 00:45:25.420
The doomsday machine? What is that?
00:45:25.488 --> 00:45:30.958
A device which will destroy all
human and animal life on earth.
00:45:31.027 --> 00:45:34.195
[president] all human and animal life?
00:45:34.263 --> 00:45:38.333
[gunfire continues]
00:45:48.010 --> 00:45:51.646
Mandrake? Yes, jack?
00:45:51.713 --> 00:45:55.383
Have you ever seen a commie
drink a glass of water?
00:45:55.451 --> 00:46:01.089
Well, I can't say I have,
jack. [nervous chuckle]
00:46:01.157 --> 00:46:06.061
Vodka. That's what they
drink, isn't it? Never water.
00:46:06.128 --> 00:46:10.365
Well, I believe that's
what they drink, jack. Yes.
00:46:10.433 --> 00:46:14.102
On no account will a
commie ever drink water...
00:46:14.170 --> 00:46:17.405
And not without good reason.
00:46:17.473 --> 00:46:20.175
Oh, ah, yes.
00:46:20.242 --> 00:46:23.545
I, um, can't quite...
00:46:23.612 --> 00:46:26.548
See what you're getting at, jack.
00:46:26.615 --> 00:46:31.119
Water. That's what
I'm getting at. Water.
00:46:31.187 --> 00:46:36.224
Mandrake, water is
the source of all life.
00:46:36.292 --> 00:46:39.794
Seven-tenths of this
earth's surface is water.
00:46:39.861 --> 00:46:45.233
Why, do you realize that
70% of you is water?
00:46:45.301 --> 00:46:47.835
Good lord.
00:46:47.903 --> 00:46:52.974
And as human beings, you and
I need fresh, pure water...
00:46:53.041 --> 00:46:56.644
To replenish our precious
bodily fluids. Yes.
00:46:56.712 --> 00:47:01.649
You beginning to understand? Yes.
00:47:01.717 --> 00:47:06.654
[chuckling] Mandrake?
00:47:06.722 --> 00:47:12.160
Mandrake, have you never wondered
why I drink only distilled water...
00:47:12.228 --> 00:47:16.531
Or rainwater and only
pure grain alcohol?
00:47:16.599 --> 00:47:20.968
Well, it did occur to me, jack. Yes.
00:47:21.036 --> 00:47:25.940
Have you ever heard of a thing
called fluoridation of water?
00:47:26.008 --> 00:47:30.077
Uh, yes, I have heard
of that, jack. Yes.
00:47:30.146 --> 00:47:34.915
Do you know what it is? No.
No. I don't know what it is.
00:47:34.983 --> 00:47:39.120
[gunfire continues] do you
realize that fluoridation...
00:47:39.188 --> 00:47:41.956
Is the most monstrously conceived...
00:47:42.024 --> 00:47:44.892
And dangerous communist plot
we have ever had to face?
00:47:50.966 --> 00:47:53.268
Two can play at that game, soldier.
00:47:58.274 --> 00:48:01.809
That's nice shooting, soldier!
00:48:01.877 --> 00:48:05.380
[gunfire continues]
00:48:25.467 --> 00:48:27.602
Mandrake, come here!
00:48:27.670 --> 00:48:32.773
You calling me, jack? Come over
here and help me with this belt.
00:48:32.841 --> 00:48:37.778
I, uh-- I haven't had
very much experience,
00:48:37.846 --> 00:48:41.449
You know, with those
sort of machines, jack.
00:48:41.517 --> 00:48:44.652
I've only ever pressed a
button in my old spitfire.
00:48:44.720 --> 00:48:46.654
Mandrake, in the name of her
majesty and the continental congress,
00:48:46.722 --> 00:48:48.690
Come here and feed me this belt, boy.
00:48:48.757 --> 00:48:53.695
Jack, I'd love to come, but
what's happened, you see,
00:48:53.762 --> 00:48:57.465
The string in my leg is gone.
00:48:57.533 --> 00:49:00.468
The what? The string. I never told you.
00:49:00.536 --> 00:49:05.240
But you see, I got a gammy
leg-- oh, dear. Gone. Shot off.
00:49:05.307 --> 00:49:11.412
[gunfire continues] Mandrake, come
here. The red coats are comin'.
00:49:11.480 --> 00:49:16.684
When it is detonated, it will
produce enough radioactive fallout...
00:49:16.752 --> 00:49:19.887
So that in ten months the
surface of the earth...
00:49:19.955 --> 00:49:22.457
Will be as dead as the moon! Ah!
00:49:22.524 --> 00:49:24.592
Come on, de sadesky!
That's ridiculous!
00:49:24.660 --> 00:49:28.863
Our studies show even the worst fallout
is down to a safe level after two weeks.
00:49:28.930 --> 00:49:33.868
You've obviously never heard of
cobalt thorium g. What about it?
00:49:33.935 --> 00:49:38.005
Cobalt thorium g has a
radioactive half-life of 93 years.
00:49:38.073 --> 00:49:41.242
If you take 50 h bombs in
the 100 megaton range...
00:49:41.310 --> 00:49:43.811
And jacket them with cobalt thorium g,
00:49:43.879 --> 00:49:48.483
When they are exploded they
will produce a doomsday shroud,
00:49:48.550 --> 00:49:52.720
A lethal cloud of radioactivity
which will encircle the earth...
00:49:52.788 --> 00:49:55.356
For 93 years!
00:49:55.424 --> 00:49:58.859
What a load of commie
bull. I mean, after all.
00:49:58.927 --> 00:50:02.597
I'm afraid I don't
understand something, alexi.
00:50:02.665 --> 00:50:06.334
Is the premier threatening to explode
this if our planes carry out their attack?
00:50:06.402 --> 00:50:09.003
No, sir. It is not a
thing a sane man would do.
00:50:09.070 --> 00:50:12.006
The doomsday machine is designed
to trigger itself automatically.
00:50:12.073 --> 00:50:14.375
But, surely, you can
disarm it somehow. No.
00:50:14.443 --> 00:50:18.546
It is designed to explode if any
attempt is made to un-trigger it.
00:50:18.614 --> 00:50:21.115
Automatically? It's a commie trick!
00:50:21.183 --> 00:50:23.618
We're wasting valuable
time. Look at the big board!
00:50:23.686 --> 00:50:26.454
They're getting ready to clobber us!
00:50:26.522 --> 00:50:30.257
This is absolute madness. Why
should you build such a thing?
00:50:30.326 --> 00:50:32.327
There were those of us
who fought against it.
00:50:32.394 --> 00:50:35.363
But in the end we could not keep up with
the expense involved in the arms race,
00:50:35.431 --> 00:50:38.966
The space race and the peace race.
00:50:39.034 --> 00:50:44.305
At the same time our people grumbled
for more nylons and washing machines.
00:50:44.373 --> 00:50:46.974
Our doomsday scheme cost
us just a small fraction...
00:50:47.042 --> 00:50:50.345
Of what we have been spending
on defense in a single year.
00:50:50.412 --> 00:50:54.782
But the deciding factor was when we learned
your country was working along similar lines.
00:50:54.850 --> 00:50:57.885
We were afraid of a doomsday
gap! This is preposterous!
00:50:57.953 --> 00:51:00.254
I've never approved
of anything like that.
00:51:00.322 --> 00:51:03.057
Our source was the new york times.
00:51:03.124 --> 00:51:07.027
Dr. Strangelove, do we have
anything like that in the works?
00:51:07.095 --> 00:51:12.233
A moment, please, Mr. President.
00:51:12.300 --> 00:51:15.737
Under the authority granted me...
00:51:15.804 --> 00:51:20.007
As director of weapons
research and development,
00:51:20.075 --> 00:51:24.245
I commissioned last year
a study of this project...
00:51:24.312 --> 00:51:26.647
By the bland corporation.
00:51:26.715 --> 00:51:32.219
Based on the findings of the
report, my conclusion was that...
00:51:32.287 --> 00:51:35.289
This idea was not a
practical deterrent...
00:51:35.357 --> 00:51:39.260
For reasons which at this
moment must be all too obvious.
00:51:39.327 --> 00:51:42.764
Then you mean it is possible for
them to have built such a thing?
00:51:46.234 --> 00:51:49.904
Mr. President, the
technology required...
00:51:49.971 --> 00:51:53.875
Is easily within the means
of even the smallest...
00:51:53.942 --> 00:51:56.310
Nuclear power.
00:51:56.378 --> 00:52:01.181
It requires only the will to do so.
00:52:01.249 --> 00:52:05.185
But how is it possible for this
thing to be triggered automatically...
00:52:05.253 --> 00:52:07.522
And at the same time
impossible to un-trigger?
00:52:07.589 --> 00:52:11.859
Mr. President, it is not only possible,
00:52:11.927 --> 00:52:14.061
It is essential.
00:52:14.129 --> 00:52:18.198
That is the whole idea
of this machine, you know.
00:52:18.266 --> 00:52:23.404
Deterrence is the art of producing
in the mind of the enemy...
00:52:23.472 --> 00:52:26.106
The fear to attack.
00:52:26.174 --> 00:52:31.111
And so because of the automated and
irrevocable decision-making process...
00:52:31.179 --> 00:52:35.115
Which rules out human meddling,
00:52:35.183 --> 00:52:39.219
The doomsday machine is terrifying...
00:52:39.287 --> 00:52:41.288
And simple to understand...
00:52:41.356 --> 00:52:44.959
And completely credible and convincing.
00:52:45.026 --> 00:52:48.429
Gee, I wish we had one
of them doomsday machines.
00:52:48.497 --> 00:52:52.132
But this is fantastic, Strangelove.
How can it be triggered automatically?
00:52:52.200 --> 00:52:56.003
It's remarkably simple to do that.
00:52:56.071 --> 00:52:59.607
When you merely wish to bury bombs,
00:52:59.675 --> 00:53:02.076
There's no limit to the size.
00:53:02.143 --> 00:53:05.346
After that, they are connected...
00:53:05.413 --> 00:53:08.415
To a gigantic complex of computers.
00:53:08.484 --> 00:53:12.319
Now, then, a specific
and clearly defined...
00:53:12.387 --> 00:53:14.388
Set of circumstances...
00:53:14.456 --> 00:53:17.725
Under which the bombs
are to be exploded...
00:53:17.793 --> 00:53:21.829
Is programmed into a tape memory bank.
00:53:21.897 --> 00:53:25.733
Hmm? Strangelove? [Strangelove
continues, indistinct]
00:53:25.801 --> 00:53:29.136
What kind of a name is that?
That ain't no kraut name, is it?
00:53:29.204 --> 00:53:31.806
He changed it when he became a citizen.
00:53:31.874 --> 00:53:34.575
It used to be merkwurdichliebe.
00:53:34.643 --> 00:53:39.079
Well, a kraut by any
other name, uh, stainsey?
00:53:40.382 --> 00:53:45.319
...Is that the whole point
of the doomsday machine...
00:53:45.387 --> 00:53:49.123
Is lost, if you keep it a secret!
00:53:49.190 --> 00:53:51.158
Why didn't you tell the world, eh?
00:53:51.226 --> 00:53:55.630
It was to be announced at
the party congress on Monday.
00:53:55.697 --> 00:53:59.066
As you know, the
premier loves surprises.
00:53:59.134 --> 00:54:03.103
[gunfire continues]
00:54:06.074 --> 00:54:08.743
[men shouting]
00:54:13.649 --> 00:54:16.150
[shouting continues]
00:54:47.549 --> 00:54:50.484
Stay with me, Mandrake.
00:54:54.723 --> 00:54:58.626
All right, Mandrake. Now,
feed me. Feed me, boy.
00:55:25.721 --> 00:55:29.389
[laughs] jack, don't you
think we'd be better off...
00:55:29.457 --> 00:55:32.559
In some other part of the room
away from all this flying glass?
00:55:32.628 --> 00:55:36.263
We're okay here. [laughs]
00:55:36.331 --> 00:55:40.034
Mandrake, do you realize that in
addition to fluoridating water,
00:55:40.102 --> 00:55:44.071
There are studies underway
to fluoridate salt, flour,
00:55:44.139 --> 00:55:49.343
Fruit, juices, soup,
sugar, milk, ice cream.
00:55:49.410 --> 00:55:52.980
- Ice cream, Mandrake. Children's ice cream.
- Good lord.
00:55:53.048 --> 00:55:56.717
You know when fluoridation first began?
00:55:56.785 --> 00:56:01.088
Uh, no, no. I don't, jack. 1946.
00:56:01.156 --> 00:56:04.224
1946, Mandrake. Tsk, tsk, tsk.
00:56:04.292 --> 00:56:08.162
How does that coincide with your
postwar commie conspiracy, huh?
00:56:08.229 --> 00:56:11.632
It's incredibly obvious, isn't it?
00:56:11.700 --> 00:56:17.204
A foreign substance is introduced
into our precious bodily fluids...
00:56:17.272 --> 00:56:20.607
Without the knowledge of the individual.
00:56:20.676 --> 00:56:24.178
Certainly without any
choice. [gunfire continues]
00:56:24.245 --> 00:56:26.914
That's the way a
hard-core commie works.
00:56:26.982 --> 00:56:29.183
[gunfire continues] [glass shattering]
00:56:29.250 --> 00:56:35.089
Ah, jack, jack. Tell me, jack,
when did you first become--
00:56:35.157 --> 00:56:37.858
Well, develop this theory?
00:56:37.926 --> 00:56:41.095
Well,
I, uh--
00:56:41.163 --> 00:56:44.899
I-I first became aware of it, Mandrake,
00:56:44.966 --> 00:56:48.635
During the physical act of love. Huh.
00:56:48.704 --> 00:56:53.040
Yes, a, uh, profound sense of fatigue,
00:56:53.108 --> 00:56:55.609
Feeling of emptiness followed.
00:56:55.677 --> 00:57:00.848
Luckily I was able to interpret
these feelings correctly. Uh-huh.
00:57:00.916 --> 00:57:03.984
- Loss of essence.
- Huh.
00:57:04.052 --> 00:57:07.922
I can assure you it has
not recurred, Mandrake.
00:57:07.989 --> 00:57:12.026
Women sense my power,
00:57:12.094 --> 00:57:15.495
And they seek the life essence.
00:57:15.563 --> 00:57:18.966
I do not avoid women, Mandrake. No.
00:57:19.034 --> 00:57:21.736
But I do deny them my essence.
00:57:21.803 --> 00:57:24.739
Yes, jack.
00:57:37.318 --> 00:57:40.053
[man shouting] cease fire!
00:57:40.121 --> 00:57:43.791
[shouting continues]
00:57:53.034 --> 00:57:57.371
[gunfire lessening]
00:58:00.709 --> 00:58:02.643
My boys must have surrendered.
00:58:02.711 --> 00:58:06.781
Well, there it is. Now, jack, listen.
00:58:06.848 --> 00:58:11.251
While there's still time, I beg
you, let's recall the wing and--
00:58:12.353 --> 00:58:16.657
Those boys were like
my children, Mandrake.
00:58:16.725 --> 00:58:20.193
- Now they let me down.
- No, no, jack! Not a bit of it.
00:58:20.261 --> 00:58:23.531
I'm sure they all gave
it their very best.
00:58:23.598 --> 00:58:26.066
I'm equally sure they
all died thinking of you,
00:58:26.134 --> 00:58:28.769
Every man jack of them, jack.
00:58:28.837 --> 00:58:30.838
Supposing a bit of
water has gone off, eh?
00:58:30.906 --> 00:58:33.641
Certainly one can never be
too sure about those things.
00:58:33.708 --> 00:58:36.844
But look at me now. Do I
look all rancid and clotted?
00:58:36.912 --> 00:58:39.947
Look at me, jack. Look. Huh? Huh?
00:58:40.014 --> 00:58:44.051
And I drink a lot of water. I'm
what you might call a water man.
00:58:44.118 --> 00:58:47.421
And I can swear to you,
my boy-- swear to you,
00:58:47.489 --> 00:58:49.990
That there's nothing wrong
with my bodily fluids.
00:58:50.058 --> 00:58:52.125
Not a thing, jackie.
00:58:52.193 --> 00:58:54.628
Mandrake, were you
ever a prisoner of war?
00:58:54.696 --> 00:58:58.432
Well, jack, the
time's running very--
00:58:58.500 --> 00:59:01.602
What? Were you ever a prisoner of war?
00:59:01.670 --> 00:59:03.871
Yes, I was, as a matter of fact.
00:59:03.939 --> 00:59:07.541
Did they torture you
? Uh, yes, they did.
00:59:07.609 --> 00:59:10.210
I was tortured by the japanese,
jack, if you must know.
00:59:10.278 --> 00:59:12.980
Not a pretty story.
Well, what happened?
00:59:13.047 --> 00:59:15.148
Oh, well, I don't know, jack.
00:59:15.216 --> 00:59:17.785
It's difficult to think of
under these conditions, but,
00:59:17.853 --> 00:59:20.087
Well, what happened was,
00:59:20.154 --> 00:59:23.390
They got me on the old, uh,
rangoon-inchinawa railway.
00:59:23.458 --> 00:59:27.928
I was laying train lines for
the bloody japanese puff-puffs.
00:59:27.996 --> 00:59:31.264
No, I mean, when they
tortured you, did you talk?
00:59:31.332 --> 00:59:33.968
Ah, oh,
no, I--
00:59:34.035 --> 00:59:36.971
Well, I don't think they
wanted me to talk, really.
00:59:37.038 --> 00:59:39.507
I don't think they
wanted me to say anything.
00:59:39.574 --> 00:59:42.510
It was just their way of
having a bit of fun, the swines.
00:59:42.577 --> 00:59:45.946
The strange thing is, they
make such bloody good cameras.
00:59:46.014 --> 00:59:49.950
You know, those clowns
outside are going to give me...
00:59:50.018 --> 00:59:53.320
A pretty good going-over in
a few minutes, for the code.
00:59:53.388 --> 00:59:56.023
Yes--
00:59:56.091 --> 00:59:59.693
Yes, well, you may have a-- you
may have quite a point there, jack.
00:59:59.760 --> 01:00:03.763
I don't know how well I
could stand up under torture.
01:00:03.831 --> 01:00:07.034
Well, of course, the answer to
that is, boy, no one ever does.
01:00:07.102 --> 01:00:11.305
And my advice to you, jack,
is to give me the code now.
01:00:11.373 --> 01:00:14.274
And if those devils come
back and try any rough stuff,
01:00:14.342 --> 01:00:17.644
We'll fight 'em together like we
did just now on the floor, eh?
01:00:17.712 --> 01:00:20.914
You with your gun and me with
a belt of ammo, feeding you.
01:00:20.982 --> 01:00:24.118
"feed me," you said, and
I was feeding you, jack.
01:00:24.185 --> 01:00:26.820
You know, Mandrake,
01:00:26.888 --> 01:00:30.190
I happen to believe in
a life after this one...
01:00:31.659 --> 01:00:35.129
And I know I'll have to
answer for what I've done.
01:00:36.431 --> 01:00:38.399
And I think I can.
01:00:38.466 --> 01:00:41.701
Yes, of course you can.
Of course you can. You can.
01:00:41.769 --> 01:00:44.204
I'm a religious man myself, you know.
01:00:44.272 --> 01:00:48.142
I believe in all that sort of thing
and, uh, I'm hoping, you know, jack--
01:00:48.209 --> 01:00:50.544
[clanking] you've
dropped your gun, jack.
01:00:50.611 --> 01:00:54.114
You know what I-- no, jack,
let me take that for you.
01:00:54.182 --> 01:00:56.183
And you know what I'm hoping, jack?
01:00:56.251 --> 01:00:58.952
I'm hoping you're going
to give me the code, boy.
01:00:59.020 --> 01:01:02.722
Oh, you're going to have a little
wash and brush up? What a good idea.
01:01:02.790 --> 01:01:05.392
Always did wonders for a man
that, a wash and brush up.
01:01:05.460 --> 01:01:08.195
Water on the back of the
neck makes you feel marvelous.
01:01:08.263 --> 01:01:11.031
That's what we need: Water on
the back of the neck and the code.
01:01:11.099 --> 01:01:14.734
Supposing I play a little
guessing game with you, jack boy?
01:01:14.802 --> 01:01:17.771
I'll try and guess what
the code is-- [gunshot]
01:01:17.838 --> 01:01:19.839
[thudding]
01:01:34.289 --> 01:01:38.758
Copilot to navigator. I'm
ready with the fuel figures now.
01:01:38.826 --> 01:01:41.795
We have 109,000 total,
01:01:41.862 --> 01:01:44.731
79,000 in the mains...
01:01:44.799 --> 01:01:47.601
And 30,000 in the auxiliaries.
01:01:47.668 --> 01:01:49.603
And that works out to roughly...
01:01:49.670 --> 01:01:53.107
Seven hours, 15 minutes
endurance from this time.
01:01:53.174 --> 01:01:55.709
D.S.O. To captain.
01:01:55.776 --> 01:01:58.912
I have an unidentified radar blip.
01:02:00.281 --> 01:02:02.916
Distance: 60 miles.
01:02:04.051 --> 01:02:07.187
Approximate speed: Mach three.
01:02:07.255 --> 01:02:11.057
Looks like a missile tracking us.
01:02:11.126 --> 01:02:14.194
Confirmed: Definite missile track.
01:02:14.262 --> 01:02:16.396
Commence evasive action right.
01:02:22.570 --> 01:02:26.273
Missile still closing range.
01:02:26.341 --> 01:02:30.377
Distance: 50 miles.
Continue evasive action.
01:02:30.445 --> 01:02:33.113
Lock e.C.M. To target intercept mode.
01:02:33.181 --> 01:02:36.850
E.C.M. Locked to target intercept mode.
01:02:36.917 --> 01:02:39.319
Missile still tracking
and closing distance.
01:02:39.387 --> 01:02:43.457
Range: 40 miles.
Continue evasive action.
01:02:46.327 --> 01:02:50.597
Electronic guidance
scrambler to blue grid.
01:02:50.665 --> 01:02:54.134
Missile still tracking
steady and closing distance.
01:02:54.202 --> 01:02:56.203
Range: 30 miles.
01:02:57.505 --> 01:03:00.641
Missile still closing true and steady.
01:03:00.708 --> 01:03:02.709
Continue evasive action.
01:03:10.185 --> 01:03:12.186
Range: 20 miles.
01:03:12.253 --> 01:03:16.156
Missile still closing
distance and tracking steady.
01:03:16.224 --> 01:03:18.659
Attack range gate on maximum scan.
01:03:18.726 --> 01:03:21.127
Range gate on maximum scan.
01:03:21.196 --> 01:03:24.097
Range: 10 miles.
01:03:24.165 --> 01:03:28.134
Missile track deflecting.
Continue evasive action.
01:03:28.203 --> 01:03:31.471
Deflection increasing.
Range: Eight miles.
01:03:31.539 --> 01:03:35.475
Deflection still
increasing. Range: Six miles.
01:03:35.543 --> 01:03:38.278
Missile still deflecting.
Range: Four miles.
01:03:44.051 --> 01:03:47.254
Range: Two miles.
Missile still deflecting.
01:03:47.322 --> 01:03:49.590
Range: One mile. Missile detonated!
01:03:49.657 --> 01:03:51.991
[indistinct shouting]
01:03:56.264 --> 01:03:58.365
- Start lever to cut off!
- Cut off!
01:03:58.433 --> 01:04:01.668
[electronic shorting-out sounds]
01:04:01.736 --> 01:04:04.705
We're losin' power! [indistinct]
01:04:11.646 --> 01:04:13.980
Re-select essential power!
01:04:14.048 --> 01:04:16.116
Essential power re-selected.
01:04:22.657 --> 01:04:24.625
The hatch is stuck!
01:04:24.692 --> 01:04:28.128
[electronic shorting-out sounds]
01:04:28.195 --> 01:04:31.030
Hit emergency power! Okay.
01:04:32.133 --> 01:04:35.001
Extinguishers! Roger!
01:04:41.709 --> 01:04:44.978
Transfer switches! Transferred!
01:04:45.045 --> 01:04:47.347
Boost pumps off! Cut off!
01:04:59.059 --> 01:05:01.094
Fuel valves three, four and six!
01:05:13.541 --> 01:05:16.242
Give me full power! Roger.
01:05:28.055 --> 01:05:30.490
[Mandrake] peace on earth.
01:05:30.558 --> 01:05:32.726
Peace on earth.
01:05:32.794 --> 01:05:35.028
Peace on earth.
01:05:35.095 --> 01:05:37.798
P.O.E.
01:05:37.865 --> 01:05:40.734
Purity of essence.
01:05:40.802 --> 01:05:44.337
O.P.O.E.
01:05:44.405 --> 01:05:46.640
- O.P.E.--
- [gunshots]
01:05:55.516 --> 01:05:57.851
Put your hands over your head.
01:05:57.919 --> 01:06:00.554
What the devil do you think
you're doing? Who are you?
01:06:00.621 --> 01:06:03.523
I said, put your hands over your head.
01:06:03.591 --> 01:06:06.159
What kind of suit do
you call that, fella?
01:06:06.226 --> 01:06:08.194
What do you mean, suit?
01:06:08.262 --> 01:06:12.799
This happens to be an r.A.F. Uniform, sir,
and I am group captain lionel Mandrake.
01:06:12.867 --> 01:06:15.134
I am general Ripper's executive officer.
01:06:15.202 --> 01:06:19.606
- Where's general Ripper?
- He's dead, in the bathroom.
01:06:19.674 --> 01:06:21.842
Where's the bathroom?
01:06:21.909 --> 01:06:23.844
Next to you.
01:06:23.911 --> 01:06:26.913
[vehicle engine revving]
01:06:30.918 --> 01:06:34.521
[whistles] I don't know what sort of
stupid game this is you're playing,
01:06:34.589 --> 01:06:37.390
But I've got a very good
idea what the recall code is,
01:06:37.458 --> 01:06:40.393
And I have to get in touch with
sac headquarters immediately!
01:06:40.461 --> 01:06:44.163
I said, put your hands over
your head and keep 'em there!
01:06:44.231 --> 01:06:47.901
Got any witnesses? What are you
talking about? He shot himself!
01:06:47.969 --> 01:06:50.036
While he was shavin', huh?
01:06:50.104 --> 01:06:53.272
Now look, colonel bat Guano,
01:06:53.340 --> 01:06:55.775
If that really is your name,
01:06:55.843 --> 01:06:59.746
May I tell you that I have
a very, very good idea--
01:06:59.814 --> 01:07:04.117
I think, I hope, I pray-- what the recall
code is, some theme he kept repeating.
01:07:04.184 --> 01:07:07.120
It's a variation on "peace on
earth" or "purity of essence"!
01:07:07.187 --> 01:07:09.789
E.O.P., o.P.E., it's one of those!
01:07:09.857 --> 01:07:12.893
Put your hands up on top
of your head. Start walkin'.
01:07:12.960 --> 01:07:15.662
Don't you know that general Ripper
went as mad as a March hare...
01:07:15.730 --> 01:07:17.731
And sent the whole wing
to attack the soviets?
01:07:17.798 --> 01:07:20.934
Don't you know that? What
are you talkin' about?
01:07:21.002 --> 01:07:23.202
I'll tell you what
I'm talking about.
01:07:23.270 --> 01:07:27.340
I'm going to pick up this red
telephone, which is connected to sac,
01:07:27.408 --> 01:07:30.343
And I
hope--
01:07:30.411 --> 01:07:32.612
Blast. Blast.
01:07:32.680 --> 01:07:36.716
Shot away, I expect by one of your
men during this ridiculous fighting!
01:07:37.952 --> 01:07:40.153
Right.
01:07:40.220 --> 01:07:43.590
All right, charlie, I've been
wastin' too much time on you.
01:07:43.658 --> 01:07:47.794
I got a lot of wounded
men outside. Start walkin'.
01:07:56.737 --> 01:07:59.806
[switches clicking]
01:08:09.784 --> 01:08:13.653
All the radio gear is out,
including the c.R.M. 114.
01:08:13.721 --> 01:08:16.890
I think the auto-destruct mechanism
got hit and blew itself up.
01:08:21.361 --> 01:08:24.598
The fire is out. The
emergency power is on.
01:08:24.665 --> 01:08:28.167
Everything seems to check
out all right. Will advise.
01:08:28.235 --> 01:08:29.970
Roger. Navigator?
01:08:30.037 --> 01:08:34.173
I've worked out our rate of fuel loss
at approximately 1-6-2 per minute.
01:08:34.241 --> 01:08:37.043
This gives us a radius of action...
01:08:37.111 --> 01:08:41.815
Sufficient to take out primary and
secondary targets, but we will not--
01:08:41.882 --> 01:08:46.052
Repeat, not be able to make it
back to any base or neutral country.
01:08:46.120 --> 01:08:49.555
However, we would have
enough fuel to ditch...
01:08:49.624 --> 01:08:52.325
At weather ship tango delta,
01:08:52.392 --> 01:08:55.729
Grid coordinates
0-0-3-6-9-1.
01:09:00.467 --> 01:09:02.902
Well, boys, we got three
engines out.
01:09:02.970 --> 01:09:06.372
We got more holes in us
than a horse trader's mule.
01:09:06.440 --> 01:09:08.875
The radio is gone,
and we're leakin' fuel.
01:09:08.943 --> 01:09:12.378
And if we was flyin' any lower, why,
we'd need sleigh bells on this thing.
01:09:12.446 --> 01:09:15.414
But we got one little
budge on them ruskies.
01:09:15.482 --> 01:09:17.450
At this height they
might harpoon us,
01:09:17.518 --> 01:09:20.654
But they dang sure ain't gonna
spot us on no radar screen!
01:09:31.799 --> 01:09:34.701
The other way.
Where are you taking me?
01:09:34.769 --> 01:09:38.204
To the main gate. Colonel!
01:09:38.272 --> 01:09:41.708
Colonel, I must know what you
think has been going on here.
01:09:41.776 --> 01:09:43.977
You wanna know what I think? Yes.
01:09:44.045 --> 01:09:46.512
I think you're some kind
of deviated "prevert."
01:09:46.580 --> 01:09:49.315
I think general Ripper found
out about your preversion...
01:09:49.383 --> 01:09:52.052
And that you were organizing
some kind of mutiny of preverts.
01:09:52.119 --> 01:09:54.253
Now, move! [jet engines roaring]
01:09:54.321 --> 01:09:57.557
On top of that, I don't know anything
about any planes attacking russia.
01:09:57.624 --> 01:10:01.394
All I was told to do was get Ripper on the
phone with the president of the United States.
01:10:01.461 --> 01:10:06.265
Now just one second. You
just said, "the president."
01:10:06.333 --> 01:10:08.534
What about the president?
01:10:08.602 --> 01:10:11.805
The president wants to speak
to general Ripper, doesn't he?
01:10:11.872 --> 01:10:14.440
Now, general Ripper is dead, is he not?
01:10:14.508 --> 01:10:16.776
I am general Ripper's executive officer,
01:10:16.844 --> 01:10:19.813
So the president will bloody well
want to speak to me, won't he?
01:10:19.880 --> 01:10:23.583
There's a telephone box over
there and the line may be open.
01:10:23.650 --> 01:10:26.519
You wanna talk to the
president of the United States?
01:10:26.587 --> 01:10:29.422
I don't want to talk to him,
colonel, I've got to talk to him.
01:10:29.489 --> 01:10:33.126
And I can assure you, if you don't put
that gun away and stop this stupid nonsense,
01:10:33.194 --> 01:10:37.230
The court of inquiry on this
will give you such a pranging,
01:10:37.297 --> 01:10:41.434
You'll be lucky if you end up wearing
the uniform of a bloody toilet attendant!
01:10:41.501 --> 01:10:44.170
[jet engines roaring]
01:10:44.238 --> 01:10:46.172
Okay.
01:10:46.240 --> 01:10:49.909
Go ahead, try and get the president
of the United States on the phone.
01:10:51.645 --> 01:10:54.614
If you try any preversions in
there, I'll blow your head off.
01:11:09.230 --> 01:11:12.065
Operator? This is group
captain lionel Mandrake.
01:11:12.133 --> 01:11:14.167
I'm speaking from
burpelson air force base.
01:11:14.235 --> 01:11:18.171
Something urgent has come up and I want you
to place an emergency person-to-person call...
01:11:18.239 --> 01:11:21.374
With president Merkin Muffley
in the pentagon, washington, d.C.
01:11:22.709 --> 01:11:25.945
Uh, burpelson
3-9-1-8-0.
01:11:27.114 --> 01:11:29.749
No, I'm perfectly serious.
The president, yes.
01:11:29.817 --> 01:11:32.152
The president of the United States.
01:11:32.219 --> 01:11:35.155
Oh, I'm sorry, I haven't
got enough change.
01:11:35.222 --> 01:11:38.658
Could you, uh-- could you make
this a collect call, operator?
01:11:43.497 --> 01:11:47.233
[jet engines roaring]
01:11:50.604 --> 01:11:54.207
Just one second, operator.
They won't accept the call.
01:11:54.275 --> 01:11:56.209
Have you got 55 cents?
01:11:56.277 --> 01:11:59.312
You don't think I'd go into combat
with loose change in my pocket, do you?
01:12:01.682 --> 01:12:03.649
Operator, look.
01:12:03.717 --> 01:12:08.154
Is it possible to make this an
ordinary-- ordinary trunk call?
01:12:08.222 --> 01:12:10.990
Well, what do you call
it? You know, um--
01:12:11.058 --> 01:12:14.093
Oh, uh,
station-to-station.
01:12:18.165 --> 01:12:21.701
Oh, blast! I'm still 20 cents short.
01:12:23.537 --> 01:12:26.973
Operator, hold on. I
shan't keep you a second.
01:12:27.041 --> 01:12:31.211
Colonel, that Coca-Cola machine. I
want you to shoot the lock off it.
01:12:31.278 --> 01:12:33.379
There may be some change in there.
01:12:36.217 --> 01:12:38.384
That's private property.
01:12:38.452 --> 01:12:41.354
Colonel, can you possibly imagine
what is going to happen to you,
01:12:41.421 --> 01:12:44.123
Your frame outlook, way
of life and everything,
01:12:44.191 --> 01:12:48.728
When they learn that you have obstructed a phone
call to the president of the United States?
01:12:48.795 --> 01:12:52.798
Can you imagine? Shoot it off!
01:12:52.867 --> 01:12:56.502
Shoot with the gun! That's what
the bullets are for, you twit!
01:12:56.570 --> 01:12:59.438
Okay, I'm gonna get your money for you.
01:12:59.506 --> 01:13:02.775
But if you don't get the president on
that phone, you know what's gonna happen?
01:13:02.843 --> 01:13:04.244
What?
01:13:04.311 --> 01:13:07.947
You're gonna have to answer
to the Coca-Cola company.
01:13:09.683 --> 01:13:12.418
[gunshots]
01:13:17.024 --> 01:13:20.159
[from P.A. System] this is
sac communications control.
01:13:20.227 --> 01:13:23.629
The recall code o.P.E....
01:13:23.697 --> 01:13:25.932
Is being acknowledged "roger"...
01:13:26.000 --> 01:13:30.569
By elements of the
8-4-3 bomb wing.
01:13:30.637 --> 01:13:32.671
These are the details.
01:13:32.739 --> 01:13:37.277
Missions 12, 22, 30 and 38...
01:13:37.344 --> 01:13:40.947
Are reported destroyed by enemy action.
01:13:41.015 --> 01:13:44.517
All other missions have
acknowledged recall code.
01:13:44.584 --> 01:13:47.620
This is sac communications
control. Over and out.
01:13:47.687 --> 01:13:51.190
[whistling] gentlemen, gentlemen!
01:13:51.258 --> 01:13:53.759
Ah, gentlemen,
01:13:53.827 --> 01:13:55.795
Mr. President,
01:13:55.862 --> 01:13:58.431
I'm not a sentimentalist
at all by nature,
01:13:58.498 --> 01:14:01.367
But I think I know what's
in every heart in this room.
01:14:01.435 --> 01:14:04.637
I think we ought to all
just bow our heads...
01:14:04.704 --> 01:14:07.307
And give a short prayer of
thanks for our deliverance.
01:14:07.374 --> 01:14:10.009
Lord,
01:14:10.077 --> 01:14:14.613
Uh, we have heard the wings
of the angel of death...
01:14:14.681 --> 01:14:17.483
Fluttering over our heads
from the valley of fear.
01:14:17.551 --> 01:14:20.353
You have seen fit to deliver
us from the forces of evil--
01:14:20.421 --> 01:14:22.355
Excuse me, sir.
01:14:22.423 --> 01:14:25.258
Premier kissoff's calling
again and he's hopping mad.
01:14:31.966 --> 01:14:35.901
Fuel flow on active engines
and leakage has increased.
01:14:35.970 --> 01:14:40.039
Now works
out at 2-0-5.
01:14:41.075 --> 01:14:43.076
Estimate remaining fuel...
01:14:43.143 --> 01:14:47.080
At
8-7-9-0.
01:14:50.384 --> 01:14:54.220
Uh, roger. Confirm
2-0-5 per minute...
01:14:54.288 --> 01:14:58.424
And remaining
fuel 8-7-9-0.
01:15:04.898 --> 01:15:08.968
No, no, Dimitri, there
must be some mistake.
01:15:09.036 --> 01:15:11.137
No, I'm certain of that.
01:15:11.205 --> 01:15:15.408
I'm perfectly certain of that, Dimitri.
01:15:15.476 --> 01:15:18.378
Just a second. You know what he says?
01:15:18.445 --> 01:15:20.679
He says that one of the
planes hasn't turned back.
01:15:20.747 --> 01:15:23.383
He says according to information
forwarded by our air staffs,
01:15:23.450 --> 01:15:26.352
It's headed for the
missile complex at laputa.
01:15:26.420 --> 01:15:29.288
[mumbling]
01:15:29.356 --> 01:15:32.325
[laughing] that's
impossible, Mr. President.
01:15:32.393 --> 01:15:34.460
I mean, look at the big board.
01:15:34.528 --> 01:15:37.663
Thirty-four planes, 30 recalls
acknowledged and four splashes,
01:15:37.731 --> 01:15:40.633
And one of them was targeted for laputa.
01:15:43.537 --> 01:15:46.739
Dimitri, look, we've got an
acknowledgement from every plane...
01:15:46.806 --> 01:15:50.043
Except the four you've shot down.
01:15:50.110 --> 01:15:53.179
Oh. Oh.
01:15:54.915 --> 01:15:57.350
[clears
throat] he's--
01:15:57.418 --> 01:15:59.752
Hang on a second, Dimitri.
01:15:59.819 --> 01:16:03.189
He says their air defense now only
claims three aircraft confirmed.
01:16:03.257 --> 01:16:05.791
The fourth may only be damaged.
01:16:07.894 --> 01:16:09.828
Mr. President,
01:16:09.896 --> 01:16:12.265
I'm beginnin' to smell
a big, fat commie rat.
01:16:12.332 --> 01:16:15.968
I mean, supposin' kissoff is
lyin' about that fourth plane,
01:16:16.036 --> 01:16:18.438
Just lookin' for an
excuse to clobber us?
01:16:18.505 --> 01:16:21.006
If the spaghetti hits the fan,
now we're really in trouble.
01:16:25.079 --> 01:16:27.513
Dimitri, look, if this report is true...
01:16:27.581 --> 01:16:31.384
And the plane manages
to bomb the target,
01:16:31.452 --> 01:16:35.721
Is this-- is this gonna-- is this
gonna set off the doomsday machine?
01:16:38.892 --> 01:16:42.027
Are you sure?
01:16:42.096 --> 01:16:46.632
Well, I-- I guess you're just gonna
have to get that plane, Dimitri.
01:16:46.700 --> 01:16:49.802
Dimitri, I'm sorry they're jamming
your radar and flying so low,
01:16:49.869 --> 01:16:52.271
But they're trained to do it, you know?
01:16:52.339 --> 01:16:55.441
It's initiative.
01:16:55.509 --> 01:16:58.377
Look, Dimitri, you know
exactly where they're going,
01:16:58.445 --> 01:17:01.614
And I'm sure your entire air
defense can stop a single plane.
01:17:04.784 --> 01:17:08.187
It's not gonna help either one of
us if the doomsday machine goes off,
01:17:08.255 --> 01:17:10.889
Now, is it?
01:17:10.957 --> 01:17:16.162
Dimitri, there's no point in you getting
hysterical at a moment like this!
01:17:16.230 --> 01:17:20.500
Dimitri, keep your feet on the
ground when you're talking to me.
01:17:20.567 --> 01:17:22.835
I am not-- I
am not getting--
01:17:22.902 --> 01:17:25.338
No, Dimitri, I'm just worried.
01:17:25.405 --> 01:17:27.340
That's all.
01:17:27.407 --> 01:17:30.443
Now look, if our air staffs say
its primary target is laputa...
01:17:30.511 --> 01:17:32.512
And its secondary target is borchov,
01:17:32.579 --> 01:17:35.981
I mean, it's true, Dimitri,
you gotta believe it!
01:17:36.049 --> 01:17:39.785
Look, can I give-- Dimitri,
can I give you just one word--
01:17:39.853 --> 01:17:43.156
Can I give you just one
word of advice, Dimitri?
01:17:43.223 --> 01:17:45.191
Listen, Dimitri.
01:17:45.259 --> 01:17:48.594
Put everything you've got into those
two sectors, and you can't miss!
01:17:54.918 --> 01:17:58.621
Sir, if we continue to lose
fuel at the present rate,
01:17:58.688 --> 01:18:02.825
I estimate we only have,
uh, 38 minutes flying time,
01:18:02.893 --> 01:18:05.361
Which will not even take
us as far as the primary.
01:18:05.428 --> 01:18:09.365
Doggone it, sweets, you told me that
you could get me to the primary!
01:18:09.432 --> 01:18:11.868
I'm sorry, sir, that
estimate was based on...
01:18:11.935 --> 01:18:15.138
The original loss rate
factor, not at 2-0-5.
01:18:15.205 --> 01:18:17.473
I don't give a hoot
in hell how you do it,
01:18:17.540 --> 01:18:19.708
You just get me to
the primary, you hear?
01:18:19.777 --> 01:18:23.212
I'm sorry, sir, but
those are the figures.
01:18:23.280 --> 01:18:26.548
We'll be lucky to reach
weather ship at tango delta.
01:18:26.616 --> 01:18:28.818
Well, shoot!
01:18:28.886 --> 01:18:32.688
We ain't come this far just to
dump this thing in the drink.
01:18:32.756 --> 01:18:35.324
What's the nearest
target of opportunity?
01:18:44.034 --> 01:18:46.803
Sir, if the rate of
loss does not increase,
01:18:46.870 --> 01:18:50.639
We have a chance to
reach target 3-8-4,
01:18:50.707 --> 01:18:55.544
Grid coordinate
0-0-3-6-9-1...
01:18:55.612 --> 01:18:59.481
And possibly make it from there
to the tango delta weather ship.
01:18:59.549 --> 01:19:01.684
What kind of a target is that, anyhow?
01:19:01.751 --> 01:19:05.688
Sir, that's the I.C.B.M.
Complex at kotloss.
01:19:05.755 --> 01:19:09.458
All right, designating new target:
01:19:09.526 --> 01:19:11.493
3-8-4.
01:19:11.561 --> 01:19:14.596
Give me a rough headin' on that just
as soon as you can get it worked out.
01:19:26.126 --> 01:19:30.046
We'll keep our fingers crossed, Dimitri,
and remember, there's just one thing:
01:19:30.113 --> 01:19:33.049
We are all in this together.
We're right behind you, Dimitri.
01:19:33.116 --> 01:19:35.484
We're with you all the way.
01:19:35.552 --> 01:19:39.255
Yes, well, we'll keep the line open.
01:19:39.323 --> 01:19:41.657
All right, Dimitri.
01:19:42.659 --> 01:19:44.626
General Turgidson,
01:19:44.694 --> 01:19:47.964
Is there really a chance for
that plane to get through?
01:19:49.599 --> 01:19:52.068
Mr. President, if I may speak freely,
01:19:52.135 --> 01:19:55.071
The ruskie talks big, but frankly
we think he's short of know-how.
01:19:55.138 --> 01:19:57.840
I mean, you just can't expect
a bunch of ignorant peons...
01:19:57.908 --> 01:20:00.343
To understand a machine
like some of our boys.
01:20:00.410 --> 01:20:02.879
And that's not meant as
an insult, Mr. Ambassador.
01:20:02.946 --> 01:20:05.447
You take your average ruskie, we
all know how much guts he's got.
01:20:05.515 --> 01:20:08.717
Hell, look at all of 'em them nazis
killed off, and they still wouldn't quit!
01:20:08.785 --> 01:20:10.652
Can't you stick to the point, general?
01:20:10.720 --> 01:20:14.490
Well, uh, sir, uh, if
the pilot's good, see--
01:20:14.557 --> 01:20:18.194
I mean, if he's really sharp, he
can barrel that baby in so low.
01:20:18.262 --> 01:20:20.696
You oughta see it
sometime! It's a sight!
01:20:20.764 --> 01:20:23.266
A big plane, like a 52, vroom!
01:20:23.333 --> 01:20:26.402
Its jet exhaust fryin'
chickens in the barnyard!
01:20:26.469 --> 01:20:29.638
-Yeah, but has he got a chance?
-Has he got a chance?
01:20:29.706 --> 01:20:32.808
Hell, yeah--
ye-- ye--
01:20:33.944 --> 01:20:35.912
Yeah.
01:20:56.616 --> 01:20:58.583
Navigator to captain.
01:20:58.651 --> 01:21:02.654
Approaching target
at distance 1-0 miles.
01:21:02.722 --> 01:21:06.058
Switch from green grid to target orange.
01:21:06.126 --> 01:21:07.927
Ready for final bomb run check.
01:21:07.994 --> 01:21:10.729
Take over, ace. Roger.
01:21:16.002 --> 01:21:18.503
- D.S.O. Ready.
- Bombardier ready, sir.
01:21:18.571 --> 01:21:20.772
Bomb fusing, master safety on.
01:21:20.840 --> 01:21:23.943
Electronic barometric time and impact.
01:21:24.010 --> 01:21:26.645
Uh, bomb fusing, master safeties on.
01:21:26.712 --> 01:21:29.448
Electronic barometric time and impact.
01:21:29.515 --> 01:21:33.118
[Kong] fuse for ground burst.
Delay factor yellow three.
01:21:33.186 --> 01:21:35.854
Fuse for ground burst.
Delay factor yellow three.
01:21:35.922 --> 01:21:38.690
Bomb fusing circuits
one through four, test.
01:21:38.758 --> 01:21:42.361
Bomb fusing circuits one
through four, test. Lights on.
01:21:42.429 --> 01:21:45.364
Bomb arming test lights
on, one through four.
01:21:45.432 --> 01:21:48.267
Bomb arming test lights
on, one through four.
01:21:48.335 --> 01:21:51.070
[Kong] engage primary
trigger switch override.
01:21:51.137 --> 01:21:54.239
Primary trigger switch override engaged.
01:21:54.307 --> 01:21:56.875
Track indicators to maximum deflection.
01:21:56.943 --> 01:21:59.411
Track indicators to maximum deflection.
01:21:59.479 --> 01:22:02.681
Detonator set to zero altitude.
01:22:02.748 --> 01:22:05.517
Detonator set to zero altitude.
01:22:05.585 --> 01:22:07.286
Release first safety.
01:22:11.524 --> 01:22:13.525
First safety released.
01:22:14.861 --> 01:22:18.297
- First safety.
- Release second safety.
01:22:21.067 --> 01:22:22.934
Second safety released.
01:22:23.003 --> 01:22:25.904
Second safety.
01:22:33.413 --> 01:22:36.115
Check bomb door circuits,
one through four.
01:22:46.659 --> 01:22:50.129
Uh, bomb door circuits,
01:22:50.196 --> 01:22:52.797
Negative function, lights red.
01:22:52.865 --> 01:22:55.467
Switch in backup circuits. Roger.
01:22:55.535 --> 01:22:59.538
Backup circuits switched
in. Still negative function.
01:22:59.605 --> 01:23:03.409
- Engage emergency power.
- Roger.
01:23:03.476 --> 01:23:06.211
Uh, emergency power on.
Still negative function.
01:23:08.248 --> 01:23:10.315
Operate manual override!
01:23:11.817 --> 01:23:13.452
Roger.
01:23:22.962 --> 01:23:25.464
Uh, still negative function.
01:23:25.532 --> 01:23:28.233
The teleflex drive cable
must be sheared away.
01:23:28.301 --> 01:23:32.538
- Fire the explosive bolts!
- Roger.
01:23:45.017 --> 01:23:46.952
Uh--
01:23:47.019 --> 01:23:50.755
Still negative, sir. The
operating circuits are dead, sir.
01:23:56.096 --> 01:24:00.031
Stay on the bomb run, ace. I'm goin'
down below and see what I can do.
01:24:00.100 --> 01:24:02.101
Roger.
01:24:12.178 --> 01:24:14.446
Stay on the bomb run, boys.
01:24:14.514 --> 01:24:18.750
I'm gonna get them doors open if it
harelips everybody on bear creek!
01:24:50.250 --> 01:24:53.818
[electronic shorting-out sounds]
01:25:12.305 --> 01:25:15.174
Target orange grid reference checks.
01:25:15.241 --> 01:25:17.543
Target distance: Eight miles.
01:25:17.610 --> 01:25:19.744
Roger. Eight miles.
01:25:19.812 --> 01:25:22.147
Telemetric guidance
computer into orange grid.
01:25:22.215 --> 01:25:24.650
Telemetric guidance
computer into orange grid.
01:25:33.259 --> 01:25:35.827
Target distance: Seven miles.
01:25:35.895 --> 01:25:39.298
Correct track indicator: Minus seven.
01:25:39.365 --> 01:25:42.934
[ace] roger. Seven miles.
Check g.P.I. Acceleration factor.
01:25:43.002 --> 01:25:45.036
G.P.I. Acceleration factor set.
01:25:48.408 --> 01:25:50.909
Target distance: Six miles.
01:25:50.976 --> 01:25:54.580
Roger. Six miles. Pulse
"ident" transponder active.
01:25:54.647 --> 01:25:57.282
Pulse ident transponder active.
01:26:04.324 --> 01:26:07.392
Target distance: Five miles.
01:26:07.460 --> 01:26:11.430
[ace] five miles. Homing
alignment factor to zero mode.
01:26:11.497 --> 01:26:13.532
Homing alignment factor to zero mode.
01:26:17.103 --> 01:26:19.638
Target distance: Four miles.
01:26:19.706 --> 01:26:21.640
Roger. Four miles.
01:26:21.708 --> 01:26:24.376
Auto c.D.C. Into manual teleflex link.
01:26:24.444 --> 01:26:27.078
Auto c.D.C. Into manual teleflex link.
01:26:37.257 --> 01:26:39.791
Target distance: Three miles.
01:26:39.859 --> 01:26:42.427
Roger. Three miles.
01:26:42.495 --> 01:26:46.164
Target in sight! Where
in hell is major Kong?
01:26:54.807 --> 01:26:57.559
[whooshing sound]
01:26:57.627 --> 01:27:00.279
Ya-hoo!
01:27:02.782 --> 01:27:05.350
Ya-hoo!
01:27:05.418 --> 01:27:07.819
Ya-hoo!
01:27:09.855 --> 01:27:14.626
- Hey, what about
major Kong? - Ya-hoo!
01:27:14.694 --> 01:27:19.531
Ye-haw!
01:27:19.599 --> 01:27:23.435
Whoo-hoo!
01:27:39.319 --> 01:27:43.054
Mr. President, I would
not rule out the chance...
01:27:43.122 --> 01:27:46.191
To preserve a nucleus
of human specimens.
01:27:46.258 --> 01:27:49.127
It would be quite easy.
01:27:49.195 --> 01:27:51.496
[laughing]
01:27:51.564 --> 01:27:53.765
At the bottom of, uh,
01:27:53.833 --> 01:27:56.668
Some of our deeper mine shafts.
01:27:56.736 --> 01:28:01.573
The radioactivity would never penetrate
a mine some thousands of feet deep.
01:28:01.641 --> 01:28:05.877
And in a matter of weeks, sufficient
improvements in dwelling space...
01:28:05.945 --> 01:28:07.912
Could easily be provided.
01:28:07.980 --> 01:28:10.716
How long would you have
to stay down there?
01:28:10.783 --> 01:28:14.686
Well, that's, you
know, uh-- [inhaling]
01:28:14.754 --> 01:28:17.389
Cobalt thorium g.
01:28:17.457 --> 01:28:19.458
Uh--
01:28:23.863 --> 01:28:25.864
Uh--
01:28:27.667 --> 01:28:31.470
Radioactive
half-life of, uh--
01:28:31.537 --> 01:28:33.505
Hmm.
01:28:33.573 --> 01:28:37.041
I would think that, uh, possibly, uh,
01:28:37.109 --> 01:28:39.544
One hundred years.
01:28:39.612 --> 01:28:41.546
You mean,
01:28:41.614 --> 01:28:44.616
People could actually stay
down there for 100 years?
01:28:44.684 --> 01:28:46.918
It would not be difficult, mein fuhrer.
01:28:46.986 --> 01:28:49.254
Nuclear reactors
could-- [laughing]
01:28:49.321 --> 01:28:51.656
I'm sorry, Mr. President.
01:28:51.724 --> 01:28:55.560
Nuclear reactors could provide
power almost indefinitely.
01:28:55.628 --> 01:28:58.463
Greenhouses could maintain plant life.
01:28:58.531 --> 01:29:02.100
Animals could be bred and slaughtered.
01:29:02.167 --> 01:29:04.102
A quick survey would have to be made...
01:29:04.169 --> 01:29:06.638
Of all the available
mine sites in the country.
01:29:06.706 --> 01:29:10.509
But I would guess that
a dwelling space...
01:29:10.576 --> 01:29:14.212
For several hundred thousand of
our people could easily be provided.
01:29:14.280 --> 01:29:17.416
Well, I-- I would hate
to have to decide...
01:29:17.483 --> 01:29:20.419
Who stays up and who goes down.
01:29:20.486 --> 01:29:24.389
Well, that would not be
necessary, Mr. President.
01:29:24.457 --> 01:29:27.292
It could easily be
accomplished with a computer.
01:29:27.359 --> 01:29:29.694
And the computer could
be set and programmed...
01:29:29.762 --> 01:29:32.831
To accept factors from youth, health,
01:29:32.899 --> 01:29:36.067
Sexual fertility, intelligence...
01:29:36.135 --> 01:29:38.637
And a cross-section
of necessary skills.
01:29:38.704 --> 01:29:40.972
Of course, it would
be absolutely vital...
01:29:41.040 --> 01:29:44.976
That our top government and
military men be included,
01:29:45.044 --> 01:29:47.579
To foster and impart the
required principles...
01:29:47.647 --> 01:29:49.881
Of leadership and tradition.
01:29:49.949 --> 01:29:51.950
Aaah!
01:29:55.955 --> 01:29:58.890
Naturally, they would
breed prodigiously, eh?
01:29:58.958 --> 01:30:01.726
There would be much
time and little to do.
01:30:01.794 --> 01:30:03.762
[giggling]
01:30:03.830 --> 01:30:08.299
But with the proper breeding
techniques and a ratio of, say,
01:30:08.367 --> 01:30:11.135
Ten females to each male,
01:30:11.203 --> 01:30:13.605
I would guess that they could
then work their way back...
01:30:13.673 --> 01:30:17.676
To the present gross national
product within, say, 20 years.
01:30:17.743 --> 01:30:19.678
But look here, doctor.
01:30:19.745 --> 01:30:23.482
Wouldn't this nucleus
of survivors be so...
01:30:23.549 --> 01:30:26.785
Grief-stricken and
anguished that they--
01:30:26.853 --> 01:30:30.321
Well, envy the dead and
not want to go on living?
01:30:30.389 --> 01:30:33.291
No, sir. Excuse me.
01:30:42.568 --> 01:30:46.471
When they go down into the mine,
everyone would still be alive.
01:30:46.539 --> 01:30:48.607
There would be no shocking memories...
01:30:48.674 --> 01:30:53.378
And the prevailing emotion will be
one of nostalgia for those left behind,
01:30:53.445 --> 01:30:56.314
Combined with a spirt of...
01:30:56.382 --> 01:30:58.783
Bold curiosity for the adventure ahead!
01:30:58.851 --> 01:31:00.852
Aaah!
01:31:06.859 --> 01:31:08.927
Aaah!
01:31:16.335 --> 01:31:18.302
Doctor,
01:31:20.472 --> 01:31:23.842
You mentioned the, uh, ratio of, uh,
01:31:23.910 --> 01:31:26.077
Ten women to each man.
01:31:26.145 --> 01:31:29.080
Now, wouldn't that
necessitate the abandonment...
01:31:29.148 --> 01:31:32.817
Of the so-called monogamous
sexual relationship?
01:31:32.885 --> 01:31:36.688
I mean, as far as men were concerned?
01:31:36.756 --> 01:31:38.690
Regrettably, yes.
01:31:38.758 --> 01:31:43.562
But it is, you know, a sacrifice
required for the future of the human race.
01:31:43.629 --> 01:31:48.667
I hasten to add that since each man
will be required to do prodigious...
01:31:50.369 --> 01:31:52.336
Service along these lines,
01:31:52.404 --> 01:31:56.174
The women will have to be selected
for their sexual characteristics,
01:31:56.241 --> 01:32:00.045
Which will have to be of a
highly stimulating nature.
01:32:00.112 --> 01:32:03.949
I must confess, you have an
astonishingly good idea there, doctor.
01:32:04.016 --> 01:32:06.585
Thank you, sir.
01:32:06.652 --> 01:32:09.588
I think we ought to look at this
from the military point of view.
01:32:09.655 --> 01:32:13.558
I mean, uh, supposing the ruskies...
01:32:13.626 --> 01:32:16.561
Stashed away some big
bombs, see, and we didn't?
01:32:16.629 --> 01:32:19.564
When they come out in 100
years, they could take over!
01:32:19.632 --> 01:32:21.633
[faceman] I agree, Mr. President.
01:32:21.701 --> 01:32:25.103
They might even try an immediate sneak attack
so they could take over our mine shaft space.
01:32:25.170 --> 01:32:27.706
[Turgidson] it'd be extremely
naive of us, Mr. President,
01:32:27.773 --> 01:32:29.774
To imagine that these
new developments...
01:32:29.842 --> 01:32:32.744
Are gonna cause any change in
soviet expansionist policy!
01:32:32.812 --> 01:32:35.680
I mean, we must be
increasingly on the alert...
01:32:35.748 --> 01:32:38.249
To prevent them from taking
over other mine shaft space...
01:32:38.317 --> 01:32:40.451
In order to breed more
prodigiously than we do,
01:32:40.519 --> 01:32:43.488
Thus knocking us out through
superior numbers when we emerge!
01:32:43.555 --> 01:32:47.659
Mr. President, we must not
allow a mine-shaft gap!
01:32:47.727 --> 01:32:49.828
Sir!
01:32:49.895 --> 01:32:52.196
I have a plan--
01:32:53.666 --> 01:32:56.001
Mein fuhrer,
01:32:56.068 --> 01:32:58.737
I can walk!
01:33:04.076 --> 01:33:07.846
♪ We'll meet again
01:33:07.913 --> 01:33:10.448
♪ Don't know where
01:33:10.516 --> 01:33:14.119
♪ Don't know when
01:33:14.186 --> 01:33:17.956
♪ But I know we'll meet again ♪
01:33:18.024 --> 01:33:21.926
♪ Some sunny day
01:33:24.764 --> 01:33:28.566
♪ Keep smiling through
01:33:28.634 --> 01:33:33.938
♪ Just like you always do
01:33:34.006 --> 01:33:36.507
♪ 'til the blue skies
01:33:36.575 --> 01:33:42.113
♪ Drive the dark clouds far away ♪
01:33:43.282 --> 01:33:47.318
♪ So will you please say hello ♪
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♪ To the folks that I know
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♪ Tell them I won't be long ♪
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♪ They'll be happy to know
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♪ That as you saw me go
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♪ I was singing this song
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♪ We'll meet again
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♪ Don't know where
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♪ Don't know when
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♪ But I know we'll meet again
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♪ Some sunny day
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جديدترين اخبار فيلم و سريال در کانال تلگرام و اینستاگرام سايت
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