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Long ago,
in the faraway land of ancient Greece,
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there was a golden age of powerful
gods and extraordinary heroes.
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And the greatest and strongest of all
these heroes was the mighty Hercules.
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But what is the measure of a true hero?
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- Ah, that is what our stoy is...
- Will you listen to him?
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He's makin' the story sound like
some Greek tragedy.
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- Lighten up, dude.
- We'll take it from here, darling.
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You go, girl.
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We are the Muses, goddesses of
the arts and proclaimers of heroes.
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Heroes like Hercules.
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Honey, you mean "Hunk-ules."
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Ooh, I'd like to make
some sweet music with him...
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Our story actually begins long before
Hercules, many aeons ago.
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♪ Ah
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♪ Back when the world was new
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- ♪ Whoa!
- ♪ The planet Earth was down on its luck
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♪ And everywhere gigantic brutes
called Titans ran amok
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♪ It was a nasty place
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♪ There was a mess
wherever you stepped
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♪ Where chaos reigned and the
earthquakes and volcanoes never slept
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♪ Whoo! Say it, girlfriend!
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♪ And then along came Zeus
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- ♪ He hurled his thunderbolt
- ♪ He zapped
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- ♪ Locked those suckers in a vault
- ♪ They're trapped
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♪ And on his own
stopped chaos in its tracks
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♪ And that's the gospel truth
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♪ The guy was too "Type A" to just relax
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♪ And that's the world's first dish
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♪ Yeah, baby.
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♪ Zeus tamed the globe
while still in his youth
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♪ Though, honey it may seem impossible
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♪ That's the gospel truth
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♪ On Mount Olympus life was neat
And smooth as sweet vermouth
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♪ Although, honey
it may seem impossible
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♪ That's the gospel truth
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♪ Yeah, yeah
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♪ Hey, hey, hey
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♪ Hey, yeah ♪
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Hercules!
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Behave yourself.
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Oh, look at this.
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Look how cute he is.
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Hah! Oh, he's strong like his dad, hmm?
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Whoa! Excuse me! Hot stuff coming through!
Excuse me. One side, Ares.
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Why, Hermes, they're lovely.
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Yeah, you know,
I had Orpheus do the arrangement.
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Isn't that too nutty?
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Fabulous party. You know,
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I haven't seen this much love in a room
since Narcissus discovered himself.
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Dear, keep those away from the baby.
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Oh, he won't hurt himself.
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Let the kid have a little fun.
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On behalf of my son,
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I want to thank you all
for your wonderful gifts!
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What about our gift, dear?
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Well, let's see here.
We'll take... Hmm, yes.
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A little cirrus
and a touch of nimbostratus
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and a dash of cumulus.
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His name is Pegasus,
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and he's all yours, son.
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Mind his head.
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He's so tiny.
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My boy.
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My little Hercules.
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How sentimental.
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You know,
I haven't been this choked up
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since I got a hunk of moussaka
caught in my throat! Huh?
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So is this an audience or a mosaic?
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Hey, how you doin'?
Lookin' good. Nice dress.
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So, Hades, you finally made it.
How are things in the underworld?
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Well, they're just fine.
You know, a little dark, a little gloomy.
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And, as always,
hey, full of dead people.
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What are you gonna do? Ah!
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There's the little sunspot.
Little snootchie.
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And here is a sucker
for the little sucker, eh?
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Here you go. Ya just...
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Sheesh!
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Uh, powerful little tyke.
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Come on, Hades. Don't be such a stiff.
Join the celebration!
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Hey.
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Love to, babe, but unlike you gods
lounging about up here,
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I regrettably have a full-time gig
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that you, by the way,
so charitably bestowed on me, Zeus.
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So, can't. Love to, but can't.
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You ought to slow down.
You'll work yourself to death.
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Hah! Work yourself to death!
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Oh, I kill myself!
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If only. If only.
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If there's one god you don't want to
get steamed up, it's Hades.
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'Cause he had an evil plan.
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♪ He ran the underworld
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♪ But thought the dead
were dull and uncouth
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♪ He was as mean as he was ruthless
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♪ And that's the gospel truth
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♪ He had a plan to shake things up
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♪ And that's the gospel truth ♪
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Pain!
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Coming, your most lugubriousness. Ow!
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Panic!
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Oh, I'm sory. I can handle it!
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- Pain! Oh!
- And Panic!
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- Reporting for duty!
- Reporting for duty!
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Fine, fine, fine.
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Just let me know
the instant the Fates arrive.
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Oh. They're here.
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What? The Fates are here,
and you didn't tell me?
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- We are worms! Worthless worms!
- We are worms! Worthless worms!
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Memo to me, memo to me.
Maim you after my meeting.
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Darling, hold that mortal's thread of life
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good and tight.
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Incoming!
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Ladies! I am so sorry that I'm...
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- Late!
- Late!
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- We knew you would be.
- We know everything.
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- Past.
- Present.
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And Future.
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Indoor plumbing, it's gonna be big.
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Great, great. Anyway, see, ladies,
I was at this party, and I lost track of...
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- We know!
- Yeah. I know you know.
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So here's the deal. Zeus,
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Mr High and Mighty, Mr "Hey, you,
get off of my cloud," now he has...
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- A bouncing baby brat.
- We know!
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I know you know. I know.
I got it. I got the concept.
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So let me just ask.
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Is this kid gonna mess up
my hostile takeover bid, or what?
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What do you think?
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Oh, no you don't.
We're not supposed to reveal the future.
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Wait. I'm sorry. Time out. Can I...
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Can I ask you a question, by the way?
Are you...
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Did you cut your hair or something?
You look fabulous.
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I mean, you look like
a Fate worse than death.
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- Oh, gross!
- Yech! It's blinkin'!
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Ladies, please.
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My fate is in your lovely hands.
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- Yeah!
- Oh, all right.
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In 18 years precisely,
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the planets will align ever so nicely.
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Ay, verse. Oy.
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The time to act will be at hand.
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Unleash the Titans,
your monstrous band.
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Mm-hmm. Good, good.
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Then the once-proud Zeus
will finally fall,
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and you, Hades, will rule all!
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Yes! Hades rules!
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A word of caution to this tale.
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Excuse me?
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Should Hercules fight, you will fail.
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What?
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Okay, fine, fine. I'm cool. I'm fine.
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Pain? Panic? Got a little riddle for ya.
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How do you kill a god?
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- I do not know!
- You can't. They're immortal?
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Bingo! They're immortal.
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So, first you got to turn
the little sunspot mortal.
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- Huh?
- Wha... What is it?
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- The baby!
- The baby!
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Hercules!
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Oh!
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No!
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Now we did it!
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Zeus is gonna use us
for target practice!
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Just hang onto the kid, Panic.
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Hurry!
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Let's just kill the kid
and get it over with, okay?
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Here you go, kid.
A little Grecian formula.
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Look at that! He's changing.
Can we do it now?
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No, no, no, he has to drink the whole potion.
Every last drop.
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Who's there?
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Alcmene, over here.
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Oh, you poor thing.
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- Don't cry.
- Is anybody there?
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- Now?
- Now.
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Well, he must have been abandoned.
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Amphitryon, for so many years
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we've prayed to the gods
to bless us with a child.
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- Perhaps they've answered our prayers.
- Perhaps they have.
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"Hercules"?
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Help, help, help!
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Hades is gonna kill us
when he finds out what happened.
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You mean, if he finds out.
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Of course he's gonna f...
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If. If is good.
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It was tragic.
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Zeus led all the gods
on a frantic search.
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But by the time they found the baby,
it was too late.
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- ♪ Young Herc was mortal now
- ♪ Mmm
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♪ But since he did not drink the last drop
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♪ He still retained his godlike strength
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♪ So thank his lucky stars
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♪ Tell it, girl.
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- ♪ But Zeus and Hera wept
- ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh
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♪ Because their son
could never come home
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♪ They'd have to watch their precious
baby grow up from afar
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♪ Though Hades' horrid plan
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♪ Was hatched before
Herc cut his first tooth
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- ♪ Ahh
- ♪ The boy grew stronger every day
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♪ And that's the gospel truth
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♪ The gospel truth ♪
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Hercules, slow down!
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Look out!
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Oops! S-S-sorry, guys!
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- Hey, watch where you're goin'.
- Sunday driver!
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Thanks, son.
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When old Penelope twisted her ankle
back there, I thought we were done for.
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No problem, Pop.
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Uh, don't-don't-don't unload just yet.
First, I have to finagle with Phideas.
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Okay.
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Oops. Sorry, Penelope.
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Now, Hercules, this time, please just...
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I know. I know.
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Stay by the cart.
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That's my boy.
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Oh, my goodness. Whoa!
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Careful!
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- Why, thank you.
- No problem.
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Why, Hercules!
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I-I-It's you!
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- Let me help you with that.
- No, no, no, no, no. I got it!
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I'm fine. You just run along.
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- Are you sure?
- Oh, yes.
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Absolutely.
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Yo! Give it here!
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Hey, you need an extra guy?
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Uh, sorry, Herc.
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Uh, we already got five,
and we want to keep it an even number.
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Hey, wait a second. Five isn't an even...
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- See ya, Herc.
- What a geek!
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- Destructo Boy.
- Maybe we should call him "Jerkules."
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- Yeah!
- Heads up!
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I-I got it!
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No! Stop!
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Uh-oh.
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Oh, no.
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It's okay.
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Hey! Whoa!
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- Son!
- Hang on, Pop! Be right back!
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Oh, my! Oh, no! Don't! No, no, no, no!
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No, no, no, no, no, no!
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Watch out!
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Nice catch, Jerkules.
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Son...
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This is the last straw, Amphitryon!
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That boy is a menace!
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He's too dangerous
to be around normal people!
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He didn't mean any harm.
He's just a kid.
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He-He just can't control his strength.
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I'm warning you.
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You keep that-that-that...
freak away from here!
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Freak! Yeah, go away!
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Ah, son, you shouldn't let those things
they said back there get to you.
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But, Pop, they're right. I-I am a freak.
I-I try to fit in. I really do.
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I just can't.
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Sometimes I feel like
I really don't belong here,
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like I'm supposed to be someplace else.
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Hercules, son...
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I know it doesn't make any sense.
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♪ I have often dreamed of a far off place
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♪ Where a great, warm welcome
will be waiting for me
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♪ Where the crowds will cheer
when they see my face
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♪ And a voice keeps sayin'
this is where I'm meant to be
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♪ I will find my way
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♪ I can go the distance
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♪ I'll be there someday
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♪ If I can be strong
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♪ I know every mile
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♪ Will be worth my while
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♪ I would go most anywhere to feel like I
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♪ Belong ♪
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Hercules,
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there's something your mother and I
have been meaning to tell ya.
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But if you found me,
then where did I come from?
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Why was I left here?
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This was around your neck
when we found you.
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It's the symbol of the gods.
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This is it! Don't you see?
Maybe they have the answers!
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I'll go to the temple of Zeus and...
00:19:59.657 --> 00:20:02.367
Ma, Pop,
00:20:03.035 --> 00:20:06.621
you're the greatest parents
anyone could have, but...
00:20:07.915 --> 00:20:09.499
I-I gotta know.
00:20:28.269 --> 00:20:31.271
♪ I am on my way
00:20:31.355 --> 00:20:33.398
♪ I can go the distance
00:20:33.482 --> 00:20:36.192
♪ I don't care how far
00:20:36.319 --> 00:20:38.612
♪ Somehow, I'll be strong
00:20:38.696 --> 00:20:41.114
♪ I know every mile
00:20:41.198 --> 00:20:44.743
♪ Will be worth my while
00:20:44.827 --> 00:20:47.913
♪ I would go most anywhere
00:20:47.997 --> 00:20:54.336
♪ To find where I belong ♪
00:21:13.022 --> 00:21:15.023
Oh, mighty Zeus,
00:21:15.107 --> 00:21:19.319
please, hear me and answer my prayer.
00:21:19.403 --> 00:21:21.279
I need to know.
00:21:21.364 --> 00:21:22.781
Who am I?
00:21:22.865 --> 00:21:25.367
Wh-Where do I belong?
00:21:31.803 --> 00:21:33.676
Huh?
00:21:38.214 --> 00:21:40.131
My boy.
00:21:40.216 --> 00:21:42.384
My little Hercules.
00:21:45.763 --> 00:21:48.098
Hey, hey, hey. Hold on, kiddo!
00:21:48.182 --> 00:21:49.307
What's your hurry?
00:21:49.392 --> 00:21:53.353
After all these years, is this the kind of
hello you give your father?
00:21:54.772 --> 00:21:55.939
F-F-Father?
00:21:56.023 --> 00:21:59.025
Didn't know you had a famous father,
did you?
00:21:59.110 --> 00:22:01.736
Surprise!
00:22:02.154 --> 00:22:04.197
Look how you've grown.
00:22:04.281 --> 00:22:09.619
Why, you've got your mother's
beautiful eyes and my strong chin.
00:22:10.621 --> 00:22:12.205
- Hah!
- I-I don't understand.
00:22:12.289 --> 00:22:16.334
If you're my father,
that would make me a...
00:22:16.419 --> 00:22:19.587
- A god.
- A god.
00:22:19.672 --> 00:22:20.714
A god!
00:22:20.798 --> 00:22:22.382
Hey, you wanted answers,
00:22:22.466 --> 00:22:25.969
and by thunder, you're old enough
now to know the truth.
00:22:26.053 --> 00:22:29.639
But why did you leave me on Earth?
Didn't you want me?
00:22:29.765 --> 00:22:31.307
Of course we did.
00:22:31.392 --> 00:22:34.352
Your mother and I
loved you with all our hearts.
00:22:34.437 --> 00:22:38.106
Someone stole you from us
and turned you mortal,
00:22:38.190 --> 00:22:41.192
and only gods
can live on Mount Olympus.
00:22:41.694 --> 00:22:43.194
And you can't do a thing?
00:22:43.279 --> 00:22:45.321
I can't, Hercules, but you can.
00:22:45.406 --> 00:22:48.491
R-Really? W-What?
I'll do anything.
00:22:48.576 --> 00:22:51.870
Hercules, if you can prove yourself
a true hero on Earth,
00:22:51.954 --> 00:22:53.955
your godhood will be restored!
00:22:54.040 --> 00:22:56.458
A true hero. Great!
00:22:57.084 --> 00:23:00.587
Uh, exactly how do you
become a true hero?
00:23:00.671 --> 00:23:05.175
First, you must seek out Philoctetes,
the trainer of heroes.
00:23:05.259 --> 00:23:08.053
Seek out Philoctetes. Right. I'll...
00:23:08.137 --> 00:23:10.346
- Whoa!
- Whoa! Hold your horses!
00:23:10.431 --> 00:23:12.307
Which reminds me.
00:23:18.398 --> 00:23:24.486
Ha-ha! You probably don't remember Pegasus,
but you two go way back, son.
00:23:32.244 --> 00:23:34.120
Oh, Pegasus!
00:23:34.497 --> 00:23:39.584
He's a magnificent horse
with the brain of a bird.
00:23:41.295 --> 00:23:44.422
I'll find Philoctetes
and become a true hero.
00:23:44.507 --> 00:23:45.840
That's the spirit!
00:23:45.925 --> 00:23:47.467
I won't let you down, Father!
00:23:49.225 --> 00:23:50.067
Yee-hah!
00:23:50.554 --> 00:23:52.472
Good luck, son.
00:23:55.184 --> 00:23:57.894
♪ I will beat the odds
00:23:57.978 --> 00:23:59.771
♪ I can go the distance
00:23:59.855 --> 00:24:02.357
♪ I will face the world
00:24:02.441 --> 00:24:04.442
♪ Fearless, proud and strong
00:24:04.527 --> 00:24:06.903
♪ I will please the gods
00:24:06.987 --> 00:24:08.822
♪ I can go the distance
00:24:08.906 --> 00:24:14.911
♪ Till I find my hero's welcome
right where I
00:24:15.037 --> 00:24:22.001
♪ Belong ♪
00:24:50.431 --> 00:24:52.071
Whoa!
00:24:53.909 --> 00:24:55.535
You sure this is the right place?
00:25:06.922 --> 00:25:09.458
What's the matter, little guy?
You stuck?
00:25:09.472 --> 00:25:12.926
- Whoa! Hey, butt out, buddy!
- Ugh!
00:25:13.596 --> 00:25:16.431
Girls! Stop! Stop!
Come back, come back, come back.
00:25:16.861 --> 00:25:19.806
Whoa, whoa! Oh, jeez!
00:25:19.973 --> 00:25:22.000
Wait! Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Oh, nymphs!
00:25:22.021 --> 00:25:25.982
- They can't keep their hands off me.
- Hey!
00:25:30.154 --> 00:25:32.147
What's the matter?
You never seen a satyr before?
00:25:32.232 --> 00:25:35.033
Uh, no. Can you help us?
00:25:35.117 --> 00:25:38.786
We're looking for someone
called Philoctetes.
00:25:39.830 --> 00:25:41.164
Call me Phil.
00:25:41.248 --> 00:25:42.624
- Phil!
- Ow!
00:25:42.708 --> 00:25:45.376
Boy, am I glad to meet you!
I'm Hercules.
00:25:46.045 --> 00:25:47.962
And this is Pegasus.
00:25:49.340 --> 00:25:51.507
Animals! Disgusting!
00:25:52.009 --> 00:25:53.218
I need your help.
00:25:53.302 --> 00:25:55.386
I want to become a hero, a true hero.
00:25:57.389 --> 00:26:00.266
- Sorry, kid. Can't help ya.
- Wait!
00:26:01.268 --> 00:26:02.352
- Whoo!
- Uh, sorry.
00:26:02.436 --> 00:26:07.065
- Why not?
- Two words, I am retired.
00:26:08.192 --> 00:26:10.068
Look, I gotta do this.
00:26:10.152 --> 00:26:11.861
Haven't you ever had a dream,
00:26:11.946 --> 00:26:14.656
something you wanted so bad
you'd do anything?
00:26:17.493 --> 00:26:20.828
Kid, come inside.
I want to show you something.
00:26:29.088 --> 00:26:32.215
Watch it! That was part
of the mast of the Argo.
00:26:32.299 --> 00:26:34.050
- The Argo?
- Yeah.
00:26:34.134 --> 00:26:36.344
Who do you think
taught Jason how to sail?
00:26:36.428 --> 00:26:37.720
Cleopatra?
00:26:37.805 --> 00:26:40.265
I trained all those would-be heroes.
00:26:40.391 --> 00:26:45.186
Odysseus, Perseus, Theseus.
A lot of "yeuseus."
00:26:45.271 --> 00:26:49.607
And every single one of those bums
let me down flatter than a discus.
00:26:49.692 --> 00:26:52.193
None of 'em could go the distance.
00:26:52.903 --> 00:26:55.697
And then there was Achilles.
00:26:55.864 --> 00:26:59.909
Now, there was a guy who had it all,
the build, the foot speed.
00:26:59.994 --> 00:27:04.414
He could jab, he could take a hit,
he could keep on comin'.
00:27:04.498 --> 00:27:07.166
But that furshlugginer heel of his!
00:27:07.251 --> 00:27:10.169
He barely gets nicked there once
and kaboom!
00:27:10.671 --> 00:27:12.213
He's history.
00:27:14.216 --> 00:27:16.009
Yeah, I had a dream once.
00:27:16.093 --> 00:27:19.595
I dreamed I was gonna train
the greatest hero there ever was.
00:27:19.680 --> 00:27:25.977
So great, the gods would hang a picture
of him in the stars all across the sky,
00:27:26.061 --> 00:27:29.314
and people would say,
"That's Phil's boy."
00:27:29.398 --> 00:27:31.316
That's right.
00:27:31.400 --> 00:27:33.192
Eh, but dreams are for rookies.
00:27:33.277 --> 00:27:35.445
A guy can only take
so much disappointment.
00:27:35.529 --> 00:27:37.822
But I'm different than
those other guys, Phil!
00:27:37.906 --> 00:27:41.242
I can go the distance.
Come on. I'll show you.
00:27:42.244 --> 00:27:43.995
Geez! You don't give up, do ya?
00:27:44.079 --> 00:27:45.413
Watch this.
00:27:49.877 --> 00:27:51.836
Holy Hera.
00:27:51.920 --> 00:27:55.340
You know, maybe if I...
No! Snap out of it!
00:27:55.424 --> 00:27:57.550
I'm too old
to get mixed up in this stuff again.
00:27:57.634 --> 00:28:01.971
But if I don't become a true hero, I'll
never be able to rejoin my father, Zeus.
00:28:02.431 --> 00:28:03.473
Hold it!
00:28:03.557 --> 00:28:06.601
Zeus is your father, right?
00:28:07.519 --> 00:28:11.105
Zeus. The big guy. He's your daddy.
00:28:11.190 --> 00:28:12.982
Mr Lightning Bolts!
00:28:13.067 --> 00:28:15.151
Read me a book, would ya, Da-da?
00:28:15.235 --> 00:28:18.279
Zeus! "Once upon a time..."
00:28:18.364 --> 00:28:19.530
It's the truth!
00:28:19.615 --> 00:28:21.157
Please!
00:28:23.619 --> 00:28:26.287
♪ So you wanna be a hero, kid
00:28:26.372 --> 00:28:27.872
♪ Well, whoop-de-do
00:28:28.791 --> 00:28:31.209
♪ I have been around the block before
00:28:31.293 --> 00:28:33.711
♪ With blockheads just like you
00:28:33.796 --> 00:28:36.047
♪ Each and every one a disappointment
00:28:36.131 --> 00:28:39.717
♪ Pain for which there ain't no ointment
00:28:39.802 --> 00:28:43.346
♪ So much for excuses
Though a kid of "Zeus" is
00:28:43.430 --> 00:28:46.682
♪ Askin' me to jump into the fray
00:28:46.767 --> 00:28:49.685
♪ My answer is two words
00:28:52.564 --> 00:28:54.107
Okay.
00:28:54.191 --> 00:28:56.359
- You mean you'll do it?
- You win.
00:28:56.443 --> 00:28:58.736
- You won't be sorry, Phil.
- Oh, gods.
00:28:58.821 --> 00:29:00.530
So when do we start?
Can we start now?
00:29:00.916 --> 00:29:02.756
Oy, vay.
00:29:02.866 --> 00:29:07.745
♪ I'd given up hope
that someone would come along
00:29:07.830 --> 00:29:12.792
♪ A fella who'd ring the bell for once
Not the gong
00:29:12.876 --> 00:29:15.169
♪ The kind who wins trophies
00:29:15.254 --> 00:29:17.171
♪ Won't settle for low fees
00:29:17.256 --> 00:29:19.549
♪ At least semipro fees
00:29:19.633 --> 00:29:22.552
♪ But, no, I get the greenhorn
00:29:22.636 --> 00:29:27.098
♪ I've been out to pasture, pal
My ambition gone
00:29:27.182 --> 00:29:31.894
♪ Content to spend lazy days
and to graze my lawn
00:29:31.979 --> 00:29:34.397
♪ But you need an advisor
00:29:34.481 --> 00:29:36.774
♪ A satyr, but wiser
00:29:36.859 --> 00:29:39.527
♪ A good merchandiser and... whoa
00:29:40.070 --> 00:29:41.779
♪ There goes my ulcer
00:29:41.864 --> 00:29:46.534
♪ I'm down to one last hope
and I hope it's you
00:29:46.618 --> 00:29:51.164
♪ Though, kid, you're not exactly
a dream come true
00:29:51.457 --> 00:29:55.960
♪ I trained enough turkeys
Who never came through
00:29:56.044 --> 00:29:59.547
♪ You're my one last hope
So you'll have to do
00:29:59.882 --> 00:30:01.299
Rule number six.
00:30:01.383 --> 00:30:05.761
When rescuing a damsel,
always handle with care.
00:30:07.764 --> 00:30:09.474
No!
00:30:10.851 --> 00:30:13.728
Rule number 95, kid. Concentrate!
00:30:15.814 --> 00:30:17.648
Rule number 96.
00:30:18.066 --> 00:30:19.484
Aim!
00:30:20.402 --> 00:30:25.156
♪ Demigods have faced the odds
And ended up a mockery
00:30:25.240 --> 00:30:30.077
♪ Don't believe the stories
That you read on all the crockery
00:30:30.162 --> 00:30:34.832
♪ To be a true hero, kid, is a dying art
00:30:34.917 --> 00:30:37.251
♪ Like paintin' a masterpiece
00:30:37.336 --> 00:30:39.670
♪ It's a work of heart
00:30:39.755 --> 00:30:42.089
♪ It takes more than sinew
00:30:42.174 --> 00:30:44.509
♪ Comes down to what's in you
00:30:44.593 --> 00:30:48.221
♪ You have to continue to grow
00:30:48.305 --> 00:30:50.598
Now, that's more like it!
00:30:50.682 --> 00:30:56.145
♪ I'm down to one last shot
And my last high note
00:30:56.980 --> 00:31:01.943
♪ Before that blasted underworld
gets my goat
00:31:02.027 --> 00:31:04.195
♪ My dreams are on you, kid
00:31:04.279 --> 00:31:06.489
♪ Go make 'em come true
00:31:06.573 --> 00:31:08.533
♪ Climb that uphill slope
00:31:08.617 --> 00:31:10.993
♪ Keep pushin' that envelope
00:31:11.078 --> 00:31:12.787
♪ You're my one last hope
00:31:12.871 --> 00:31:18.626
♪ And, kid, it's up to you ♪
00:31:20.337 --> 00:31:21.837
Yeah!
00:31:22.732 --> 00:31:23.837
Ha, ha, ha!
00:31:24.091 --> 00:31:26.342
Did you see that?
00:31:26.426 --> 00:31:29.136
Next stop, Olympus.
00:31:29.805 --> 00:31:31.847
All right, just take it easy, champ.
00:31:31.932 --> 00:31:34.183
I am ready. I want to get off this island.
00:31:34.268 --> 00:31:36.686
I want to see battles and monsters.
00:31:36.770 --> 00:31:38.604
Rescue some damsels.
00:31:38.689 --> 00:31:40.773
You know, heroic stuff.
00:31:41.233 --> 00:31:44.402
- Well...
- Aw, come on, Phil!
00:31:44.486 --> 00:31:47.905
Well, okay. Okay, you want a road test?
Saddle up, kid.
00:31:47.990 --> 00:31:50.324
- We're goin' to Thebes!
- Ya-hoo!
00:31:51.451 --> 00:31:54.245
- So what's in Thebes?
- A lot of problems.
00:31:54.329 --> 00:31:57.873
It's a big, tough town.
Good place to start buildin' a rep.
00:31:59.960 --> 00:32:04.255
Sounds like your basic DID,
Damsel in Distress.
00:32:11.179 --> 00:32:13.681
Not so fast, sweetheart.
00:32:13.765 --> 00:32:16.267
I swear, Nessus. Put me down or I'll...
00:32:17.352 --> 00:32:19.312
Whoo! I like 'em fiey!
00:32:19.396 --> 00:32:21.147
Now, remember, kid.
00:32:21.231 --> 00:32:23.149
First, analyse the situation.
00:32:23.233 --> 00:32:25.484
Don't just barrel in there
without thinking. Eh?
00:32:28.280 --> 00:32:29.989
He's losin' points for this!
00:32:30.073 --> 00:32:32.033
- You don't know what you're...
- Halt!
00:32:35.037 --> 00:32:37.830
Step aside, two legs.
00:32:37.914 --> 00:32:41.751
Pardon me, my good, uh, uh, sir.
00:32:41.835 --> 00:32:43.586
I'll have to ask you to
release that young...
00:32:43.670 --> 00:32:46.631
- Keep movin', junior.
- Lady.
00:32:46.715 --> 00:32:50.217
But you... Are-Aren't you
a damsel in distress?
00:32:50.302 --> 00:32:53.387
I'm a damsel, I'm in distress.
00:32:53.472 --> 00:32:56.274
I can handle this. Have a nice day.
00:32:56.793 --> 00:33:02.045
Uh... Ma'am, I'm afraid you may be
too close to the situation to realise...
00:33:03.858 --> 00:33:08.152
- Ohhh! What are you doin'? Get your sword!
- Sword. Right, right.
00:33:08.236 --> 00:33:11.405
Rule number 15,
a hero is only as good as his weapon!
00:33:20.499 --> 00:33:22.708
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hold it! Hold on!
He's gotta do it on his own.
00:33:22.793 --> 00:33:25.836
Come on, kid! Concentrate!
00:33:25.921 --> 00:33:27.588
Use your head!
00:33:35.263 --> 00:33:38.057
All right! Not bad, kid!
00:33:38.141 --> 00:33:41.227
Not exactly what I had in mind,
but not bad.
00:33:44.147 --> 00:33:47.900
Oh, gee, miss.
I'm, I'm really sorry. That was dumb.
00:33:48.402 --> 00:33:50.027
Yeah.
00:33:51.238 --> 00:33:52.613
Excuse me.
00:33:57.744 --> 00:34:01.372
Nice work! Excelente!
00:34:01.456 --> 00:34:03.541
Is Wonderboy here for real?
00:34:03.625 --> 00:34:07.411
What are you talkin' about?
Of course he's real. Whoa!
00:34:08.588 --> 00:34:13.300
And by the way, sweet cheeks,
I'm real, too.
00:34:13.432 --> 00:34:14.737
Ugh!
00:34:15.905 --> 00:34:18.983
Yee-hah! Ya-hoo!
00:34:25.172 --> 00:34:26.979
Whoa!
00:34:52.549 --> 00:34:54.633
- How was that, Phil?
- Rein it in, rookie.
00:34:54.718 --> 00:34:57.553
You can get away with mistakes
like those in the minor decathlons,
00:34:57.637 --> 00:35:00.264
but this is the big leagues!
00:35:00.348 --> 00:35:02.266
At least I beat him, didn't I?
00:35:02.350 --> 00:35:06.145
Next time, don't let your guard down
because of a pair of big goo-goo eyes!
00:35:06.272 --> 00:35:11.484
D-oh! It's like I keep tellin' ya.
You gotta stay focused, and... You...
00:35:20.994 --> 00:35:24.121
Are you, uh, all right. Miss, uh...
00:35:24.206 --> 00:35:28.083
Megara. My friends call me Meg.
At least, they would if I had any friends.
00:35:28.168 --> 00:35:32.880
So did they give you a name
along with all those rippling pectorals?
00:35:32.716 --> 00:35:36.708
Uh, uh, uh, I'm, um, uh...
00:35:36.886 --> 00:35:39.512
- Uh, uh...
- Are you always this articulate?
00:35:39.596 --> 00:35:42.640
Hercules. My... My name is Hercules.
00:35:43.183 --> 00:35:46.185
Herc... Huh.
I think I prefer Wonderboy.
00:35:47.020 --> 00:35:51.273
So, uh, uh... How-how-how'd you
get mixed up with the, uh...
00:35:51.358 --> 00:35:53.818
Pinhead with hooves?
Well, you know how men are.
00:35:53.902 --> 00:35:57.655
They think that "No" means "Yes," and
"Get lost" means "Take me, I'm yours."
00:36:00.158 --> 00:36:03.118
Don't worry.
Shorty here can explain it to ya later.
00:36:03.912 --> 00:36:08.749
Well, thanks for everything, Herc.
It's been a real slice.
00:36:09.251 --> 00:36:12.628
Wait! Um, can we give you a ride?
00:36:16.424 --> 00:36:19.301
Uh, I don't think your pinto
likes me very much.
00:36:19.386 --> 00:36:24.348
Pegasus? Oh, no. Don't be silly.
He'd be more than happy to... Ow!
00:36:26.434 --> 00:36:32.231
I'll be all right. I'm a big, tough girl.
I tie my own sandals and everything.
00:36:33.817 --> 00:36:35.860
Bye-bye, Wonderboy.
00:36:36.278 --> 00:36:37.778
Bye.
00:36:38.905 --> 00:36:42.324
She's something. Isn't she, Phil?
00:36:42.409 --> 00:36:45.119
Yeah, ye... Oh, yeah.
She's really something.
00:36:45.203 --> 00:36:46.662
A real pain in the patella!
00:36:46.746 --> 00:36:49.957
Earth to Herc!
Come in, Herc! Come in, Herc!
00:36:50.041 --> 00:36:52.877
We got a job to do, remember?
00:36:52.961 --> 00:36:54.712
Thebes is still waitin'.
00:36:54.796 --> 00:36:57.673
Yeah. Yeah. I know.
00:37:08.476 --> 00:37:10.603
Aw, how cute.
00:37:10.687 --> 00:37:13.314
A couple of rodents
looking for a theme park.
00:37:13.398 --> 00:37:16.859
Who you callin' a rodent, sister?
I'm a bunny!
00:37:16.943 --> 00:37:18.360
A-And I'm his gopher!
00:37:19.210 --> 00:37:20.117
Ta-dah!
00:37:20.196 --> 00:37:22.031
I thought I smelled a rat.
00:37:22.115 --> 00:37:23.824
Meg?
00:37:23.909 --> 00:37:25.743
Speak of the devil.
00:37:25.827 --> 00:37:29.914
Meg, my little flower, my little bird,
my little nut, Meg.
00:37:29.998 --> 00:37:31.957
What exactly happened here?
00:37:32.042 --> 00:37:34.043
I thought you were gonna
persuade the river guardian
00:37:34.127 --> 00:37:35.711
to join my team for the uprising,
00:37:35.795 --> 00:37:38.589
and here I am,
kind of river guardian-less.
00:37:38.673 --> 00:37:42.718
I gave it my best shot,
but he made me an offer I had to refuse.
00:37:42.802 --> 00:37:45.429
Fine. So, instead of subtracting
two years from your sentence,
00:37:45.513 --> 00:37:47.264
hey, I'm gonna add two on, okay?
00:37:47.349 --> 00:37:48.432
Give that your best shot.
00:37:48.516 --> 00:37:51.560
It wasn't my fault.
It was this wonderboy, Hercules.
00:37:52.395 --> 00:37:56.190
Hercules?
Why does that name ring a bell?
00:37:56.274 --> 00:37:59.109
I don't know.
Um, maybe we owe him money?
00:37:59.194 --> 00:38:03.781
- What was that name again?
- Hercules.
00:38:03.865 --> 00:38:05.950
He comes on with
this big, innocent farm boy routine,
00:38:06.034 --> 00:38:07.743
but I could see through that
in a Peloponnesian minute.
00:38:07.827 --> 00:38:08.786
Wait a minute.
00:38:08.870 --> 00:38:12.081
Wasn't Hercules the name
of that kid we were supposed to...
00:38:12.165 --> 00:38:14.208
- Oh, my gods!
- Oh, my gods!
00:38:14.292 --> 00:38:15.668
Run for it!
00:38:15.752 --> 00:38:18.963
So you took care of him, huh?
00:38:19.047 --> 00:38:21.048
Dead as a door nail.
00:38:21.132 --> 00:38:23.968
Weren't those your exact words?
00:38:24.052 --> 00:38:25.928
This might be a different Hercules.
00:38:26.012 --> 00:38:29.682
Yeah! I mean, Hercules
is a very popular name nowadays!
00:38:29.766 --> 00:38:33.143
Remember, like, a few years ago,
every other boy was named Jason,
00:38:33.228 --> 00:38:34.937
and the girls were all named Brittany?
00:38:35.021 --> 00:38:39.566
I'm about to rearrange the cosmos,
00:38:39.651 --> 00:38:46.615
and the one schlemiel who can louse
it up is waltzing around in the woods!
00:38:50.745 --> 00:38:52.663
Wait. Wait, big guy.
00:38:52.747 --> 00:38:55.124
- We can still cut in on his waltzing.
- That's right!
00:38:55.208 --> 00:38:58.377
And-And at least we made him mortal.
That's a good thing.
00:38:58.461 --> 00:39:00.087
Didn't we?
00:39:02.048 --> 00:39:03.590
Hmm. Fortunately for the three of you,
00:39:03.675 --> 00:39:07.511
we still have time to correct
this rather egregious oversight.
00:39:07.595 --> 00:39:11.056
And this time, no foul-ups. Wow!
00:39:16.896 --> 00:39:20.357
- Is that all one town?
- One town, a million troubles.
00:39:20.442 --> 00:39:24.695
The one and only Thebes.
The Big Olive itself.
00:39:24.779 --> 00:39:27.990
If you can make it there,
you can make it anywhere.
00:39:35.040 --> 00:39:39.376
Stick with me, kid.
This city is a dangerous place.
00:39:39.461 --> 00:39:43.464
- Look where you're goin', numbskull!
- Hey, I'm walkin' here!
00:39:43.548 --> 00:39:46.133
You see what I mean?
I'm tellin' you, wackos.
00:39:46.217 --> 00:39:49.553
Pitta bread. Pitta bread.
Get your pitta bread here.
00:39:49.637 --> 00:39:52.521
- Hey, Mack.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa!
00:39:52.640 --> 00:39:55.642
- You wanna buy a sundial?
- He's not interested, all right?
00:39:55.727 --> 00:39:56.769
Come on, kid.
00:39:56.853 --> 00:39:59.980
The end is coming! Can't you feel it?
00:40:00.065 --> 00:40:04.318
Yes, yes. Thank you for the info. Yes.
We'll ponder that for a while.
00:40:04.402 --> 00:40:05.694
Just stare at the sidewalk. Come on.
00:40:05.779 --> 00:40:08.238
Don't make eye contact.
People here are nuts.
00:40:08.323 --> 00:40:10.491
That's because
they live in a city of turmoil.
00:40:10.575 --> 00:40:11.617
Trust me, kid.
00:40:11.701 --> 00:40:13.994
You're gonna be
just what the doctor ordered.
00:40:14.996 --> 00:40:19.291
It was tragic!
We lost everything in the fire.
00:40:19.375 --> 00:40:22.669
Everything except old Snowball here.
00:40:23.463 --> 00:40:26.507
Now, were the fires
before or after the earthquake?
00:40:26.591 --> 00:40:28.759
They were after the earthquake.
I remember.
00:40:28.843 --> 00:40:30.260
But before the flood.
00:40:30.345 --> 00:40:33.764
Don't even get me started
on the crime rate.
00:40:33.848 --> 00:40:37.434
Thebes has certainly
gone downhill in a hurry.
00:40:37.519 --> 00:40:39.103
Tell me about it.
00:40:39.187 --> 00:40:41.230
It seems like every time I turn around,
00:40:41.314 --> 00:40:43.607
there's some new monster
wreaking havoc and I...
00:40:43.691 --> 00:40:47.277
All we need now is a plague of locusts.
00:40:49.072 --> 00:40:52.282
That's it! I'm movin' to Sparta!
00:40:52.367 --> 00:40:53.617
Excuse me.
00:40:54.744 --> 00:41:00.374
It, uh... seems to me that
what you folks need is a hero.
00:41:01.751 --> 00:41:03.669
Yeah, and who are you?
00:41:05.713 --> 00:41:10.384
I'm Hercules, and, uh...
I happen to be a hero.
00:41:11.719 --> 00:41:14.096
- Is that so?
- A hero!
00:41:14.180 --> 00:41:18.725
- Have you ever saved a town before?
- Uh, no. Uh, not exactly, but I...
00:41:18.810 --> 00:41:21.311
Have you ever
reversed a natural disaster?
00:41:21.396 --> 00:41:23.814
Well, uh, no.
00:41:23.898 --> 00:41:27.025
Oh, listen to this.
He's just another chariot chaser.
00:41:27.110 --> 00:41:29.278
- This we need.
- That's a laugh.
00:41:29.362 --> 00:41:31.697
- Don't you pea brains get it?
- Hmm?
00:41:31.823 --> 00:41:34.074
This kid is the genuine article.
00:41:34.284 --> 00:41:38.162
Hey, isn't that the goat-man
who trained Achilles?
00:41:38.246 --> 00:41:39.913
Watch it, pal.
00:41:39.998 --> 00:41:42.249
Yeah, you're right.
00:41:42.333 --> 00:41:44.835
Hey, uh, nice job on those heels!
00:41:44.919 --> 00:41:47.504
Ya missed a spot!
00:41:47.589 --> 00:41:49.590
You... I got your heel right here!
00:41:49.674 --> 00:41:51.800
I'll wipe that stupid grin
off your face! You...
00:41:51.885 --> 00:41:55.179
Hey, Phil! Phil! Phil! Take it easy. Phil.
00:41:55.263 --> 00:41:57.139
What are you, crazy? Sheesh.
00:41:57.932 --> 00:42:03.312
Young man, we need
a professional hero, not an amateur.
00:42:04.731 --> 00:42:06.857
Well, wait. Stop!
00:42:12.155 --> 00:42:16.033
How am I supposed to prove myself
a hero if nobody will give me a chance?
00:42:16.117 --> 00:42:17.242
You'll get your chance.
00:42:17.327 --> 00:42:20.996
You just need some kind of
catastrophe or disaster.
00:42:21.080 --> 00:42:22.164
Please.
00:42:22.248 --> 00:42:25.459
Help! Please!
There's been a terrible accident!
00:42:25.543 --> 00:42:27.711
- Meg?
- Speakin' of disasters.
00:42:28.129 --> 00:42:31.423
Wonderboy! Hercules!
Thank goodness!
00:42:31.507 --> 00:42:32.966
Wha-Wha-What's wrong?
00:42:33.051 --> 00:42:36.386
Oh! Outside of town, two little boys.
Th-They were playing in the gorge.
00:42:36.471 --> 00:42:39.139
Th-There was this rock slide,
a terrible rock slide.
00:42:39.224 --> 00:42:41.975
- They're trapped!
- Kids? Trapped?
00:42:42.060 --> 00:42:43.644
Phil, this is great!
00:42:43.728 --> 00:42:45.520
You're really choked up about this,
aren't ya?
00:42:45.605 --> 00:42:46.563
Come on!
00:42:46.648 --> 00:42:51.401
No, I... You don't under...
I, I have this terrible fear of heights!
00:42:56.241 --> 00:42:59.034
I'm right behind ya, kid! Whoo!
00:42:59.118 --> 00:43:01.036
I'm way behind ya, kid.
00:43:01.621 --> 00:43:03.497
I got a fur wedgie.
00:43:10.421 --> 00:43:12.214
- Are you okay?
- I'll be fine.
00:43:12.298 --> 00:43:14.508
Just get me down
before I ruin the upholstery.
00:43:14.592 --> 00:43:17.636
- Help! I can't breathe!
- Hurry!
00:43:17.720 --> 00:43:20.180
- Get us out!
- We're suffocating!
00:43:21.307 --> 00:43:24.559
Somebody call IX-I-I!
00:43:24.644 --> 00:43:26.270
Easy, fellas. You'll be all right.
00:43:26.354 --> 00:43:30.857
- We can't last much longer!
- Get us out before we get crushed!
00:43:49.711 --> 00:43:51.920
- How you boys doin'?
- We're okay now.
00:43:52.005 --> 00:43:55.632
Jeepers, mister. You're really strong.
00:43:55.717 --> 00:43:59.219
Well, try to be a little more careful
next time, okay, kids?
00:43:59.304 --> 00:44:00.971
We sure will.
00:44:06.436 --> 00:44:08.395
A stirring performance, boys.
00:44:08.479 --> 00:44:10.314
I was really moved.
00:44:11.607 --> 00:44:13.900
"Jeepers, mister"?
00:44:13.985 --> 00:44:17.195
I was going for innocence.
00:44:17.280 --> 00:44:21.491
And, hey, two thumbs
way, way up for our leading lady.
00:44:21.576 --> 00:44:23.285
What a dish. What a doll.
00:44:23.369 --> 00:44:26.079
Get outta there, you big lug,
while you still can.
00:44:26.622 --> 00:44:28.790
Phil, I-I did great.
00:44:28.916 --> 00:44:31.001
They even applauded, sort of.
00:44:33.129 --> 00:44:36.715
Huh! I hate to burst your bubble, kid,
but that ain't applause.
00:44:44.182 --> 00:44:46.975
Ph-Ph-Ph-Phil?
What do you call that thing?
00:44:47.060 --> 00:44:48.268
Two words.
00:44:49.645 --> 00:44:51.438
Am-scray!
00:44:54.317 --> 00:44:58.695
Let's get ready to rumble!
00:45:04.911 --> 00:45:07.537
That's it. Dance around! Dance around!
00:45:07.622 --> 00:45:10.749
Watch the teeth. Watch the teeth.
Keep going. Come on. Come on.
00:45:10.833 --> 00:45:14.294
Lead with your left.
Lead with your left! Your other left!
00:46:08.141 --> 00:46:11.601
Whoa! All right! All right!
You're bad! Okay!
00:46:11.686 --> 00:46:15.355
See, Phil? That... That wasn't so hard.
00:46:15.440 --> 00:46:17.149
Kid, kid, kid.
00:46:17.233 --> 00:46:18.733
How many horns do ya see?
00:46:18.818 --> 00:46:20.569
Six?
00:46:20.653 --> 00:46:23.530
Eh, close enough.
Let's get you cleaned up.
00:46:27.618 --> 00:46:30.620
Guys, guys, relax.
00:46:30.705 --> 00:46:32.581
It's only half-time.
00:46:35.710 --> 00:46:37.669
That doesn't sound good.
00:46:45.303 --> 00:46:46.928
Definitely not good!
00:47:15.750 --> 00:47:18.668
Will you forget the head-slicing thing?
00:47:26.260 --> 00:47:29.846
I don't think we covered
this one in basic training!
00:47:41.108 --> 00:47:43.777
My favourite part of the game,
00:47:46.948 --> 00:47:48.782
sudden death.
00:48:11.722 --> 00:48:15.600
Oh. There goes another one.
Just like Achilles.
00:48:18.187 --> 00:48:20.063
Game.
00:48:20.147 --> 00:48:21.982
Set.
00:48:22.066 --> 00:48:23.441
Match.
00:48:47.216 --> 00:48:52.304
Phil, you gotta admit.
That was pretty heroic.
00:48:52.388 --> 00:48:56.933
Ya did it, kid! Ya did it!
You won by a landslide!
00:48:59.562 --> 00:49:01.646
Hades mad.
00:49:04.358 --> 00:49:07.152
Well, what do ya know?
00:49:11.198 --> 00:49:15.160
From that day forward,
our boy Hercules could do no wrong.
00:49:15.244 --> 00:49:18.663
He was so hot, steam looked cool.
00:49:18.748 --> 00:49:20.999
♪ Oh, yeah
00:49:21.959 --> 00:49:24.919
♪ Bless my soul
Herc was on a roll
00:49:25.004 --> 00:49:27.964
♪ Person of the week
in every Greek opinion poll
00:49:28.049 --> 00:49:30.675
- ♪ What a pro
- ♪ Herc could stop a show
00:49:30.760 --> 00:49:33.762
♪ Point him at a monster
and you're talkin' SRO
00:49:33.846 --> 00:49:36.640
- ♪ He was a no one
- ♪ A zero, zero
00:49:36.724 --> 00:49:39.559
- ♪ Now he's a honcho
- ♪ He's a hero
00:49:39.685 --> 00:49:42.479
♪ Here was a kid with his act down pat
00:49:42.563 --> 00:49:45.440
♪ Zero to hero in no time flat
00:49:45.524 --> 00:49:48.318
- ♪ Zero to hero
- ♪ Just like that
00:49:48.402 --> 00:49:50.904
♪ When he smiled the girls went wild
00:49:51.030 --> 00:49:53.823
♪ With oohs and aahs
00:49:53.908 --> 00:49:56.660
♪ And they slapped his face
on every vase
00:49:56.744 --> 00:50:00.080
♪ On every "vahse"
00:50:00.164 --> 00:50:02.582
♪ From appearance fees and royalties
00:50:02.667 --> 00:50:05.251
♪ Our Herc had cash to burn
00:50:05.336 --> 00:50:07.962
♪ Now nouveau riche and famous
00:50:08.047 --> 00:50:11.633
♪ He could tell you what's a Grecian urn
00:50:11.759 --> 00:50:14.469
♪ Say amen, there he goes again
00:50:14.553 --> 00:50:17.430
- ♪ Sweet and undefeated
- ♪ And an awesome ten for ten
00:50:17.556 --> 00:50:20.100
♪ Folks lined up just to watch him flex
00:50:20.184 --> 00:50:23.353
♪ And this perfect package
packed a pair of pretty pecs
00:50:23.437 --> 00:50:26.189
♪ Hercie, he comes
he sees, he conquers
00:50:26.273 --> 00:50:29.192
♪ Honey, the crowds were goin' bonkers
00:50:29.276 --> 00:50:31.194
♪ He showed the moxie
brains and spunk
00:50:31.278 --> 00:50:32.278
♪ Yeah
00:50:32.363 --> 00:50:34.823
- ♪ From zero to hero
- ♪ A major hunk
00:50:34.907 --> 00:50:37.617
- ♪ Zero to hero
- ♪ And who'd have thunk?
00:50:41.163 --> 00:50:43.456
♪ Who put the glad in gladiator?
00:50:43.541 --> 00:50:44.916
♪ Hercules
00:50:45.000 --> 00:50:47.377
♪ Who's darin' deeds are great theatre?
00:50:47.461 --> 00:50:49.087
♪ Hercules
00:50:49.171 --> 00:50:51.089
- ♪ Isn't he bold?
- ♪ No one braver
00:50:51.173 --> 00:50:53.216
- ♪ Is he sweet?
- ♪ Our favourite flavour
00:50:53.300 --> 00:50:54.342
♪ Hercules
00:50:54.427 --> 00:50:55.427
♪ My man.
00:50:55.511 --> 00:50:57.387
- ♪ Hercules
- ♪ Hercules
00:50:57.471 --> 00:50:59.472
♪ Hercules
00:50:59.557 --> 00:51:01.516
- ♪ Hercules
- ♪ Look at my Hercules
00:51:01.600 --> 00:51:05.061
- ♪ Hercules, Hercules
- ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah
00:51:05.146 --> 00:51:07.480
♪ Bless my soul, Herc was on a roll
00:51:07.565 --> 00:51:10.150
- ♪ Undefeated
- ♪ Riding high
00:51:10.234 --> 00:51:11.609
♪ And the nicest guy.
00:51:11.694 --> 00:51:13.403
♪ Not conceited
00:51:13.487 --> 00:51:15.447
- ♪ He was a nothing
- ♪ A zero, zero
00:51:15.531 --> 00:51:17.490
- ♪ Now he's a honcho
- ♪ He's our hero
00:51:17.575 --> 00:51:20.702
♪ He hit the heights at breakneck speed
00:51:20.786 --> 00:51:23.037
♪ From zero to hero
00:51:23.122 --> 00:51:24.956
♪ Herc is a hero
00:51:25.040 --> 00:51:29.419
♪ Now he's a hero
00:51:30.337 --> 00:51:32.297
♪ Yes, indeed ♪
00:51:35.092 --> 00:51:36.468
Pull!
00:51:40.306 --> 00:51:42.307
Nice shootin', Rex.
00:51:42.391 --> 00:51:43.933
I can't believe this guy.
00:51:44.018 --> 00:51:47.604
I throw everything I've got at him
and it doesn't even...
00:51:48.355 --> 00:51:51.858
What are those?
00:51:52.327 --> 00:51:56.070
Oh, I don't know.
I-I thought they looked kinda dashing.
00:51:56.155 --> 00:51:59.908
I've got 24 hours to get rid of this bozo,
00:51:59.992 --> 00:52:05.622
or the entire scheme I've been setting
up for 18 years goes up in smoke,
00:52:06.040 --> 00:52:11.377
and you are wearing his merchandise!
00:52:18.344 --> 00:52:19.427
Thirsty?
00:52:30.689 --> 00:52:32.065
Looks like your game's over.
00:52:32.149 --> 00:52:34.901
Wonderboy is hitting
every curve you throw at him.
00:52:35.820 --> 00:52:37.695
Oh, yeah.
00:52:39.615 --> 00:52:41.366
I wonder if maybe
00:52:41.450 --> 00:52:47.747
I haven't been throwing
the right curves at him, Meg, my sweet.
00:52:48.207 --> 00:52:49.999
Don't even go there.
00:52:50.084 --> 00:52:54.629
See, he's gotta have a weakness
because everybody's got a weakness.
00:52:54.713 --> 00:52:57.173
I mean, for what?
Pandora, it was the box thing.
00:52:57.258 --> 00:52:59.926
For the Trojans, hey.
They bet on the wrong horse, okay?
00:53:00.010 --> 00:53:02.887
We simply need to
find out Wonderboy's.
00:53:02.972 --> 00:53:05.139
I've done my part. Get your little imps...
00:53:05.224 --> 00:53:06.391
They couldn't handle him as a baby.
00:53:06.475 --> 00:53:09.853
I need somebody
who can handle him as a man.
00:53:09.937 --> 00:53:11.938
Hey, I've sworn off manhandling.
00:53:12.022 --> 00:53:16.025
Well, you know, that's good because that's what
got you into this jam in the first place, isn't it?
00:53:16.110 --> 00:53:19.529
You sold your soul to me
to save your boyfriend's life.
00:53:19.613 --> 00:53:22.198
And how does this creep thank you?
00:53:22.283 --> 00:53:25.368
By running off with some babe.
00:53:25.452 --> 00:53:27.537
He hurt you real bad,
didn't he, Meg? Huh?
00:53:27.621 --> 00:53:29.581
Look, I learned my lesson, okay?
00:53:29.665 --> 00:53:34.210
Which is exactly why I got a feelin'
you're gonna leap at my new offer.
00:53:34.295 --> 00:53:37.338
You give me the key
to bringing down Wonder Breath,
00:53:37.423 --> 00:53:43.428
and I give you the thing that
you crave most in the entire cosmos,
00:53:43.888 --> 00:53:45.805
your freedom.
00:53:49.385 --> 00:53:49.961
Ha!
00:53:49.977 --> 00:53:51.561
You should have been there, Father.
00:53:51.645 --> 00:53:56.900
I mangled the Minotaur,
grappled with the Gorgon.
00:53:56.984 --> 00:53:58.234
Just like Phil told me.
00:53:58.319 --> 00:54:02.155
I analysed the situation,
controlled my strength and kicked.
00:54:04.241 --> 00:54:06.492
The crowds went wild!
00:54:08.829 --> 00:54:10.246
Thank you. Thank you.
00:54:10.624 --> 00:54:15.585
Hah! You're doin' great, son.
You're doing your old man proud.
00:54:15.669 --> 00:54:17.879
I'm glad to hear you say that, Father.
00:54:17.963 --> 00:54:20.340
I've been waiting for this day
a long time.
00:54:20.383 --> 00:54:22.592
Hmm. What day is that, son?
00:54:22.676 --> 00:54:25.720
The day I rejoin the gods.
00:54:25.804 --> 00:54:29.724
You've done wonderfully.
You really have, my boy.
00:54:29.808 --> 00:54:31.643
You're just not there yet.
00:54:31.727 --> 00:54:35.772
You haven't proven yourself a true hero.
00:54:35.856 --> 00:54:39.275
But, Father, I've beaten every single
monster I've come up against.
00:54:39.360 --> 00:54:42.612
I-I'm-I'm the most famous person
in all of Greece.
00:54:42.696 --> 00:54:46.574
I'm-I-I'm an action figure!
00:54:46.659 --> 00:54:52.288
I'm afraid being famous
isn't the same as being a true hero.
00:54:52.373 --> 00:54:54.123
What more can I do?
00:54:54.208 --> 00:54:57.710
It's something
you have to discover for yourself.
00:54:57.795 --> 00:55:02.048
- But how can I...
- Look inside your heart.
00:55:03.300 --> 00:55:05.468
Father, wait!
00:55:21.318 --> 00:55:23.695
On your left is Hercules' villa.
00:55:23.779 --> 00:55:26.114
Our next stop is
the Pecs and Flex Gift Shop
00:55:26.198 --> 00:55:27.198
where you can pick up
00:55:27.282 --> 00:55:31.244
the great hero's 30-minute
workout scroll Buns of Bronze.
00:55:31.328 --> 00:55:33.663
At 1:00,
you got a meeting with King Augeas.
00:55:33.747 --> 00:55:35.498
He's got a problem with his stables.
00:55:35.582 --> 00:55:37.333
I'd advise you
not to wear your new sandals.
00:55:37.418 --> 00:55:39.752
- Phil?
- I told you, don't move!
00:55:39.837 --> 00:55:41.462
DGR, the Daughters of
the Greek Revolution.
00:55:41.588 --> 00:55:42.588
- Phil.
- At 3:00,
00:55:42.673 --> 00:55:44.674
you gotta get a girdle
from some Amazons.
00:55:44.758 --> 00:55:47.802
Phil, what's the point?
00:55:49.930 --> 00:55:51.222
That's it!
00:55:51.306 --> 00:55:53.266
Keep your toga on, pal.
00:55:56.854 --> 00:55:58.646
Yuck! What do you mean,
"What's the point?"
00:55:58.731 --> 00:56:00.481
You wanna go to Olympus, don't ya?
00:56:00.566 --> 00:56:04.652
Yeah, but this stuff doesn't seem
to be getting me anywhere.
00:56:04.737 --> 00:56:07.321
You can't give up now.
I'm countin' on ya.
00:56:07.406 --> 00:56:09.699
I gave this everything I had.
00:56:11.994 --> 00:56:14.871
Listen to me, kid. I seen 'em all.
00:56:14.955 --> 00:56:19.167
And I am tellin' you,
and this is the honest-to-Zeus truth,
00:56:19.251 --> 00:56:22.253
- you got somethin' I never seen before.
- Really?
00:56:22.337 --> 00:56:26.007
I can feel it right down
to these stubby bowlegs of mine.
00:56:26.091 --> 00:56:28.968
There is nothin' you can't do, kid.
00:56:30.637 --> 00:56:31.637
It's him!
00:56:32.306 --> 00:56:33.639
Hey, watch it! Watch it! Watch...
00:56:33.724 --> 00:56:37.477
- I touched his elbow! Hey, girls!
- I got his sweatband!
00:56:37.561 --> 00:56:39.812
Phil, help!
00:56:39.897 --> 00:56:42.398
- Okay. Escape plan, beta.
- Gotcha.
00:56:43.442 --> 00:56:44.901
Hey. Where is he?
00:56:44.985 --> 00:56:47.320
There he goes! On the veranda!
00:57:03.879 --> 00:57:04.879
Whoa! Let's see.
00:57:04.963 --> 00:57:07.423
What could be behind
curtain number one?
00:57:07.508 --> 00:57:08.758
Meg!
00:57:08.842 --> 00:57:11.969
It's all right.
The sea of raging hormones has ebbed.
00:57:12.054 --> 00:57:15.098
Gee, i-i-it's great to see you.
00:57:15.182 --> 00:57:16.808
I-I-I missed you.
00:57:16.892 --> 00:57:19.352
So this is what heroes do
on their days off.
00:57:19.436 --> 00:57:21.687
Nah. I'm no hero.
00:57:21.772 --> 00:57:24.107
Sure ya are. Everybody in Greece
00:57:24.191 --> 00:57:26.692
thinks you're the greatest thing
since they put the pocket in pitta.
00:57:27.569 --> 00:57:29.445
I know, it's... it's crazy.
00:57:29.530 --> 00:57:31.280
You know, I can't go anywhere
without being mobbed.
00:57:31.365 --> 00:57:33.616
- I mean...
- You sound like you could use a break.
00:57:33.700 --> 00:57:36.828
Think your nanny goat
would go berserk
00:57:36.912 --> 00:57:38.621
if you played hooky this afternoon?
00:57:38.705 --> 00:57:40.206
Oh, gee, I-I don't know.
00:57:40.290 --> 00:57:41.958
Uh, Phil's got the rest of the day
pretty much booked.
00:57:42.042 --> 00:57:45.002
Ah, Phil, schmill. Just follow me.
00:57:45.087 --> 00:57:49.382
Out the window, round the dumbbells,
you lift up the back wall and we're gone.
00:57:54.763 --> 00:57:56.973
Wow. What a day.
00:57:57.057 --> 00:58:02.520
First, that restaurant by the bay,
and then that play, that Oedipus thing.
00:58:02.604 --> 00:58:05.148
Man! I thought I had problems.
00:58:09.236 --> 00:58:12.780
- Stop foolin' around!
- Yeah. Get the goods, sister.
00:58:12.865 --> 00:58:16.367
I didn't know that
playing hooky could be so much fun.
00:58:16.451 --> 00:58:20.204
- Yeah. Neither did I.
- Thanks, Meg.
00:58:21.183 --> 00:58:24.250
Oh. Don't thank me just yet.
00:58:25.044 --> 00:58:27.295
- Oh!
- Oop. Careful.
00:58:27.379 --> 00:58:29.463
Sorry. Weak ankles.
00:58:29.548 --> 00:58:32.967
Oh, yeah? Well, maybe you better
sit down for a while.
00:58:34.261 --> 00:58:39.473
So, uh, do you have any problems
with things like this?
00:58:41.435 --> 00:58:43.144
- Uh...
- Weak ankles, I mean.
00:58:43.237 --> 00:58:46.063
Oh, uh, no, not really.
00:58:46.148 --> 00:58:49.984
No weaknesses whatsoever?
00:58:50.068 --> 00:58:52.153
- No trick knee?
- Uh...
00:58:52.821 --> 00:58:55.489
Ruptured disks?
00:58:57.659 --> 00:59:01.621
No. I'm, I'm, I'm afraid
I'm, uh, fit as a fiddle..
00:59:02.748 --> 00:59:05.124
Wonderboy, you are perfect.
00:59:05.584 --> 00:59:06.960
Thanks.
00:59:08.205 --> 00:59:09.483
Whoops!
00:59:12.216 --> 00:59:14.383
It looks better that way.
00:59:14.468 --> 00:59:16.802
No, it really does.
00:59:23.602 --> 00:59:25.895
You know, when I was a kid,
00:59:25.979 --> 00:59:30.066
I, I would have given anything
to be exactly like everybody else.
00:59:30.150 --> 00:59:32.777
You wanted to be petty and dishonest?
00:59:32.861 --> 00:59:34.028
Everybody's not like that.
00:59:34.821 --> 00:59:36.739
Yes, they are.
00:59:36.823 --> 00:59:38.616
You're not like that.
00:59:38.700 --> 00:59:40.368
How do you know what I'm like?
00:59:40.452 --> 00:59:47.458
All I know is you're the most amazing
person with weak ankles I've ever met.
00:59:51.138 --> 00:59:52.410
Oh!
00:59:52.589 --> 00:59:58.511
Meg, when I'm with you,
I-I don't feel so alone.
00:59:59.763 --> 01:00:02.265
Sometimes it's better to be alone.
01:00:02.349 --> 01:00:03.599
What do you mean?
01:00:03.684 --> 01:00:05.768
Nobody can hurt you.
01:00:09.439 --> 01:00:10.731
Meg?
01:00:11.191 --> 01:00:14.735
I would never, ever hurt you.
01:00:14.820 --> 01:00:21.033
And I don't wanna hurt you, so let's both
do ourselves a favour and stop this
01:00:22.494 --> 01:00:24.745
before we...
01:00:25.205 --> 01:00:29.041
All right! Break it up! Break it up!
Party's over!
01:00:29.126 --> 01:00:31.961
- I been lookin' all over this town!
- Calm down, mutton man.
01:00:32.045 --> 01:00:33.337
It was all my fault.
01:00:33.422 --> 01:00:36.257
You're already on my list, sister,
so don't make it worse!
01:00:39.261 --> 01:00:41.971
And as for you, ya bum,
you're gonna go to the stadium
01:00:42.055 --> 01:00:44.015
and you're gonna be put through
the workout of your life!
01:00:44.099 --> 01:00:47.393
- Now get on the horse.
- Okay, okay.
01:00:48.729 --> 01:00:51.355
- I'm sorry.
- Ah, he'll get over it.
01:00:57.070 --> 01:01:00.156
Move! Move, move,
move, move, move! Move!
01:01:05.871 --> 01:01:10.124
Hey, watch it, watch it! Watch it!
Keep your goo-goo eyes on the...
01:01:12.919 --> 01:01:16.505
That's it. Next time, I drive.
01:01:24.181 --> 01:01:27.224
Oh, what's the matter with me?
01:01:27.309 --> 01:01:30.144
You'd think a girl would learn.
01:01:31.063 --> 01:01:35.316
♪ If there's a prize for rotten judgement
01:01:35.525 --> 01:01:39.278
♪ I guess I've already won that
01:01:39.780 --> 01:01:43.949
♪ No man is worth the aggravation
01:01:44.034 --> 01:01:47.995
♪ That's ancient history
Been there, done that
01:01:48.080 --> 01:01:51.916
♪ Who d'ya think you're kidding
He's the Earth and heaven to you
01:01:52.000 --> 01:01:55.878
♪ Try to keep it hidden
Honey, we can see right through you
01:01:55.962 --> 01:01:57.713
- ♪ Oh, no
- ♪ Girl, you can't conceal it
01:01:57.798 --> 01:02:02.676
♪ We know how you feel
and who you're thinkin' of
01:02:04.346 --> 01:02:08.265
♪ Oh, no chance, no way
I won't say it, no, no
01:02:08.350 --> 01:02:12.061
♪ You swoon, you sigh
Why deny it?
01:02:12.145 --> 01:02:16.607
♪ It's too cliché, I won't say I'm in love
01:02:16.771 --> 01:02:19.717
♪ Shoo-doo, shoo-doo
Oo-oo-oo
01:02:19.820 --> 01:02:23.489
♪ I thought my heart
had learned its lesson
01:02:23.573 --> 01:02:27.118
♪ It feels so good when you start out
01:02:27.494 --> 01:02:31.163
♪ My head is screaming
"Get a grip, girl"
01:02:31.623 --> 01:02:35.459
♪ Unless you're dyin'
To cry your heart out
01:02:35.544 --> 01:02:39.463
♪ You keep on denying
Who you are and how you're feelin'
01:02:39.548 --> 01:02:43.426
♪ Baby, we're not buyin'
Hon, we saw you hit the ceilin'
01:02:43.510 --> 01:02:47.388
♪ Face it like a grown-up
When you gonna own up that you
01:02:47.472 --> 01:02:51.225
- ♪ Got
- ♪ Got it bad?
01:02:51.810 --> 01:02:55.771
♪ No chance, no way
I won't say it, no, no
01:02:55.856 --> 01:02:59.650
- ♪ Give up, but give in
- ♪ Check the grin, you're in love
01:02:59.734 --> 01:03:03.612
♪ This scene won't play
I won't say I'm in love
01:03:03.697 --> 01:03:06.449
♪ You're doing flips
Read our lips
01:03:06.533 --> 01:03:07.533
♪ You're in love
01:03:07.617 --> 01:03:10.077
- ♪ Shoo-doo, shoo-doo
- ♪ You're way off base. I won't say I'm it
01:03:10.162 --> 01:03:11.454
♪ She won't say in love
01:03:11.538 --> 01:03:15.541
♪ Get off my case, I won't say it
01:03:15.625 --> 01:03:20.045
♪ Girl, don't be proud
It's okay, you're in love
01:03:23.675 --> 01:03:27.136
♪ Oh, at least out loud
01:03:27.220 --> 01:03:30.055
♪ I won't say I'm in
01:03:30.932 --> 01:03:35.478
- ♪ Love
- ♪ Shoo-doo, shoo-doo, shoo-doo
01:03:35.589 --> 01:03:38.334
♪ Shoo-doo
Sha-la-la-la-la-la-la
01:03:38.501 --> 01:03:40.676
♪ Ha ♪
01:03:49.409 --> 01:03:51.952
Hey, what's the buzz, Meg?
01:03:52.037 --> 01:03:55.456
What is the weak link
in Wonderboy's chain?
01:03:55.540 --> 01:03:57.833
Get yourself another girl.
I'm through.
01:03:57.918 --> 01:03:59.710
I'm sorry. Do you mind
runnin' that by me again?
01:03:59.794 --> 01:04:02.463
I must have had a chunk of brimstone
wedged in my ear or something.
01:04:02.547 --> 01:04:06.675
Then read my lips! Forget it.
01:04:06.760 --> 01:04:11.263
Meg, Meg, Meg,
my sweet, deluded little minion.
01:04:11.348 --> 01:04:16.143
Aren't we forgetting one teensy-weensy,
but ever so crucial little, tiny detail?
01:04:16.228 --> 01:04:18.187
I own you!
01:04:20.190 --> 01:04:22.900
- Oh, oh, I got another horn here.
- You work for me.
01:04:22.984 --> 01:04:25.361
That kid's gonna be
doin' laps for a month.
01:04:25.445 --> 01:04:28.697
If I say, "Sing," you say,
"Hey, name that tune."
01:04:28.782 --> 01:04:33.285
If I say, "I want Wonderboy's head
on a platter," you say...
01:04:33.411 --> 01:04:35.454
Medium or well-done.
01:04:36.164 --> 01:04:40.042
I knew that dame was trouble.
This is gonna break the kid's heart.
01:04:40.126 --> 01:04:43.212
- I'll work on that.
- I'm sorry. You hear that sound?
01:04:43.296 --> 01:04:48.133
That's the sound of your freedom
fluttering out the window forever.
01:04:48.218 --> 01:04:51.345
I don't care.
I'm not gonna help you hurt him.
01:04:52.138 --> 01:04:56.141
I can't believe you're
getting so worked up about some guy.
01:04:56.226 --> 01:04:58.477
This one is different.
He's honest, and he's sweet...
01:04:58.562 --> 01:04:59.562
Please!
01:04:59.646 --> 01:05:01.397
- He would never do anything to hurt me.
- He's a guy!
01:05:01.481 --> 01:05:05.693
Besides, O oneness,
you can't beat him.
01:05:05.777 --> 01:05:09.572
He has no weaknesses. He's gonna...
01:05:09.990 --> 01:05:13.742
I think he does, Meg.
01:05:13.827 --> 01:05:17.162
I truly think he does.
01:05:40.270 --> 01:05:42.646
Hey, Phil! What happened to you?
01:05:42.731 --> 01:05:44.148
Kid, we gotta talk.
01:05:44.232 --> 01:05:47.901
Oh, Phil I just had
the greatest day of my life!
01:05:47.986 --> 01:05:50.321
I, I, I can't stop thinking about Meg.
01:05:51.239 --> 01:05:52.781
She's something else.
01:05:52.866 --> 01:05:56.118
Kid, I'm tryin' to talk to ya!
Will you come down here and listen?
01:05:56.202 --> 01:06:01.040
How can I come down there
when I'm feeling so up?
01:06:26.316 --> 01:06:27.816
Gotcha!
01:06:27.901 --> 01:06:30.235
Ah, very nice!
What I'm tryin' to say is...
01:06:30.320 --> 01:06:32.863
That if it wasn't for you,
I never would have met her.
01:06:32.947 --> 01:06:34.782
Oh, I owe you big time,
little guy. I do.
01:06:34.866 --> 01:06:36.617
Will you just knock it off
for a couple of seconds?
01:06:36.701 --> 01:06:39.328
Rule number 38. Come on, Phil.
Keep them up there, huh?
01:06:39.412 --> 01:06:42.498
- Phil, I got two words for ya, duck!
- Listen to me! She's...
01:06:42.582 --> 01:06:43.999
- A dream come true?
- Not exactly.
01:06:44.084 --> 01:06:46.210
- More beautiful than Aphrodite?
- Aside from that!
01:06:46.294 --> 01:06:50.506
- The most wonderful...
- She's a... She's a fraud!
01:06:50.590 --> 01:06:53.175
She's been playin' ya for a sap!
01:06:53.259 --> 01:06:56.303
- Aw, come on. Stop kiddin' around.
- I'm not kiddin' around.
01:06:56.388 --> 01:06:58.097
- She...
- I know you're upset about today,
but that's no reason to...
01:06:58.181 --> 01:06:59.223
Kid, you're missin' the point.
01:06:59.307 --> 01:07:01.725
- The point is, I love her.
- She don't love you.
01:07:01.810 --> 01:07:04.019
- You're crazy.
- She's nothin' but a two-timin'...
01:07:04.104 --> 01:07:06.188
- Stop it!
- No-good, lyin', schemin'...
01:07:06.272 --> 01:07:07.606
Shut up!
01:07:10.944 --> 01:07:12.778
Phil. I...
01:07:13.822 --> 01:07:14.863
Oh, I'm, I'm sorry.
01:07:14.948 --> 01:07:18.867
Okay, okay, that's it.
You won't face the truth? Fine.
01:07:18.952 --> 01:07:21.453
Phil, wait. Where you going?
01:07:21.579 --> 01:07:25.040
I'm hoppin' the first barge out of here.
I'm goin' home.
01:07:25.792 --> 01:07:27.876
Fine! G...
01:07:27.961 --> 01:07:30.963
Go! I don't... I don't need you.
01:07:33.341 --> 01:07:36.593
I thought you were gonna be
the all-time champ,
01:07:36.678 --> 01:07:39.179
not the all-time chump.
01:07:42.058 --> 01:07:44.810
Geez Louise! What got his goat, huh?
01:07:48.440 --> 01:07:49.773
Name is Hades, Lord of the Dead.
01:07:49.858 --> 01:07:51.900
- Hi. How ya doin'?
- Uh, not now, okay?
01:07:51.985 --> 01:07:54.653
Hey, hey. I only need a few seconds
and I'm a fast talker, all right?
01:07:54.738 --> 01:07:57.573
See, I've got the major deal in the works.
A real estate venture, if you will.
01:07:57.657 --> 01:07:59.742
And Herc, you little devil you.
May I call you Herc?
01:07:59.826 --> 01:08:02.077
You seem to be constantly
getting in the way of it, huh?
01:08:02.162 --> 01:08:03.370
You've got the wrong guy.
01:08:03.455 --> 01:08:06.957
Hear me out, ya little...
Just hear me out, okay?
01:08:07.041 --> 01:08:09.084
So I would be eternally grateful
01:08:09.169 --> 01:08:12.254
if you would just take a day off
from this hero business of yours.
01:08:12.338 --> 01:08:15.466
Jeez, I mean, monsters, natural disasters.
You wait a day, okay?
01:08:15.550 --> 01:08:17.760
- You're out of your mind.
- Not so fast, because, ya see,
01:08:17.844 --> 01:08:21.221
I do have a little leverage
you might wanna know about.
01:08:22.015 --> 01:08:24.057
- Meg!
- Don't listen, Herc...
01:08:26.603 --> 01:08:28.604
- Let her go!
- Here's the trade-off.
01:08:28.688 --> 01:08:31.774
You give up your strength
for about 24 hours, okay?
01:08:31.858 --> 01:08:33.859
Say the next 24 hours.
01:08:33.943 --> 01:08:35.986
And Meg here is free as a bird
and safe from harm.
01:08:36.070 --> 01:08:38.238
We dance, we kiss, we schmooze,
we carry on, we go home happy.
01:08:38.323 --> 01:08:39.740
What do ya say? Come on.
01:08:40.867 --> 01:08:42.868
People are gonna get hurt, aren't they?
01:08:42.952 --> 01:08:46.497
Nah! I mean, it's a possibility.
It happens 'cause, you know, it's war.
01:08:46.581 --> 01:08:49.166
But what can I tell ya? Anyway,
what do you owe these people, huh?
01:08:49.250 --> 01:08:52.085
Isn't Meg, little smoochy face you,
isn't she more important than they are?
01:08:52.170 --> 01:08:54.213
- Stop it!
- Isn't she?
01:08:54.297 --> 01:08:56.965
You've gotta swear
she'll be safe from any harm.
01:08:57.050 --> 01:08:58.967
Fine, okay. I'll give you that one.
01:08:59.052 --> 01:09:01.720
Meg is safe, otherwise
you get your strength right back.
01:09:01.805 --> 01:09:05.390
Yadda, yadda. Fine print. Boilerplate.
Baboom. Okay? We're done.
What d'ya say we shake on it?
01:09:05.475 --> 01:09:07.810
Hey, I really don't have, like,
time to bat this around.
01:09:07.894 --> 01:09:09.686
I'm kind of on a schedule here.
I got plans for August. Okay?
01:09:09.771 --> 01:09:12.898
I need an answer, like, now.
Going once, going twice...
01:09:12.982 --> 01:09:15.400
- All right!
- Yes, we're there! Bam!
01:09:23.910 --> 01:09:26.745
You may feel just a little queasy.
It's kinda natural.
01:09:26.830 --> 01:09:28.747
Maybe you should sit down!
01:09:30.959 --> 01:09:35.045
Now you know how it feels
to be just like everybody else.
01:09:35.129 --> 01:09:38.090
Isn't it just peachy?
01:09:38.883 --> 01:09:41.093
Oh! You'll love this. One more thing.
01:09:41.177 --> 01:09:45.722
Meg, babe, a deal's a deal.
You're off the hook.
01:09:46.474 --> 01:09:49.601
And by the way, Herc,
is she not a fabulous little actress?
01:09:49.686 --> 01:09:51.186
- Stop it.
- What do you mean?
01:09:51.271 --> 01:09:55.524
I mean your little chickie-poo here
was working for me all the time.
01:09:56.526 --> 01:09:58.610
- Duh.
- You're... You're lying!
01:09:59.571 --> 01:10:04.366
- Help!
- Jeepers, mister, you're really strong.
01:10:04.450 --> 01:10:07.035
Couldn't have done it without you,
sugar, sweetheart, babe.
01:10:07.120 --> 01:10:08.453
No! It's... It's not like that.
01:10:08.538 --> 01:10:11.415
I didn't mean to... I-I couldn't... I...
01:10:11.791 --> 01:10:13.667
I'm so sorry.
01:10:13.751 --> 01:10:18.088
Our hero's a zero! Our hero's a zero!
01:10:19.215 --> 01:10:21.049
Well, gotta blaze.
01:10:21.134 --> 01:10:25.679
There's a whole cosmos up there
waiting for me with, hey, my name on it.
01:10:28.057 --> 01:10:31.727
So much for the preliminaries,
and now on to the main event!
01:10:44.782 --> 01:10:48.076
Brothers! Titans!
01:10:48.161 --> 01:10:51.413
Look at you in your squalid prison!
01:10:51.497 --> 01:10:54.583
Who put you down there?
01:10:54.667 --> 01:10:56.793
Zeus!
01:10:56.878 --> 01:11:03.342
And now that I set you free, what is
the first thing you are going to do?
01:11:03.676 --> 01:11:07.054
- Destroy him!
- Good answer.
01:11:09.432 --> 01:11:11.435
Crush Zeus!
01:11:16.147 --> 01:11:19.358
Freeze him!
01:11:23.780 --> 01:11:26.239
Melt Zeus!
01:11:27.325 --> 01:11:32.204
Blow him away!
01:11:34.707 --> 01:11:36.875
Zeus!
01:11:39.170 --> 01:11:40.796
- Uh, guys?
- Huh?
01:11:41.255 --> 01:11:43.173
Olympus would be that way.
01:11:44.050 --> 01:11:47.386
- Zeus!
- Freeze him!
01:11:48.221 --> 01:11:50.097
- Hold it, bright eye.
- Huh?
01:11:50.223 --> 01:11:53.225
I have a special job for you,
my optic friend.
01:12:00.776 --> 01:12:03.928
- Huh? Huh?
- Destroy Zeus!
01:12:04.696 --> 01:12:07.906
Oh, we're in trouble!
Oh, big trouble! I gotta...
01:12:08.491 --> 01:12:10.909
My lord and lady,
the Titans have escaped,
01:12:10.994 --> 01:12:12.995
and they're practically at our gates!
01:12:13.079 --> 01:12:17.165
Sound the alarm!
Launch an immediate counterattack!
01:12:17.250 --> 01:12:19.793
- Go! Go!
- Gone, babe.
01:12:23.927 --> 01:12:26.102
Huh?
01:12:29.137 --> 01:12:30.637
Charge!
01:12:31.514 --> 01:12:33.640
On to battle!
01:12:44.944 --> 01:12:46.987
You windbag!
01:12:48.957 --> 01:12:50.434
Boom, badda-boom!
Boom, boom!
01:12:50.857 --> 01:12:51.727
Ha!
01:12:54.954 --> 01:12:58.457
Hercules!
01:12:58.833 --> 01:13:01.710
Where are you?
01:13:03.796 --> 01:13:06.048
What can we do?
01:13:06.132 --> 01:13:09.342
- Where is Hercules?
- Yeah, Hercules'll save us.
01:13:10.427 --> 01:13:13.388
Hercules!
01:13:13.473 --> 01:13:18.143
Come out! Face me!
01:13:19.520 --> 01:13:22.773
Oh, what are you doing?
Without your strength, you'll be killed.
01:13:23.316 --> 01:13:25.400
- Hercules!
- There are worse things.
01:13:25.485 --> 01:13:26.735
Run!
01:13:26.819 --> 01:13:29.072
Wait! Stop!
01:13:29.655 --> 01:13:33.116
- Hey, look! It's Hercules.
- Thank the gods!
01:13:33.201 --> 01:13:36.161
- We're saved!
- So...
01:13:36.245 --> 01:13:39.289
You mighty Hercules.
01:13:47.534 --> 01:13:49.742
- Oh!
- Oh!
01:13:51.886 --> 01:13:54.262
Easy, horsefeathers.
01:13:54.847 --> 01:13:56.765
Stop twitching.
01:13:56.849 --> 01:14:00.060
Listen. Hercules is in trouble.
01:14:00.812 --> 01:14:01.937
We've gotta find Phil.
01:14:02.021 --> 01:14:04.523
He's the only one
who can talk some sense into him.
01:14:09.070 --> 01:14:11.446
Get back, blast you!
01:14:16.119 --> 01:14:18.995
- Ooh! Chihuahua!
- Zeus!
01:14:20.998 --> 01:14:24.251
Come on! Hurry up!
We're shovin' off here!
01:14:24.377 --> 01:14:25.877
Phil!
01:14:26.045 --> 01:14:28.171
Phil, Hercules needs your help!
01:14:28.256 --> 01:14:30.924
What does he need me for
when he's got friends like you?
01:14:31.008 --> 01:14:35.554
- He won't listen to me.
- Good! He's finally learned something.
01:14:35.638 --> 01:14:38.890
Look, I know what I did was wrong,
but this isn't about me.
01:14:38.975 --> 01:14:43.270
It's about him.
If you don't help him now, Phil, he'll die.
01:14:43.396 --> 01:14:45.689
I need more thunderbolts!
01:14:45.773 --> 01:14:48.275
Uh, Hephaestus has been captured,
my lord.
01:14:48.359 --> 01:14:50.735
Everyone's been captured.
I've been captured!
01:14:50.820 --> 01:14:52.779
Hey, hey! Watch the glasses.
01:14:59.078 --> 01:15:01.997
Zeusy, I'm home!
01:15:02.081 --> 01:15:05.917
Hades. You're behind this!
01:15:06.002 --> 01:15:07.919
You are correct, sir!
01:15:12.383 --> 01:15:14.259
Flea.
01:15:18.806 --> 01:15:21.725
- Hercules!
- Phil.
01:15:21.809 --> 01:15:23.810
Come on, kid. Come on. Fight back.
01:15:23.936 --> 01:15:26.980
Come on, you can take this bum.
This guy's a pushover. Look at him.
01:15:27.064 --> 01:15:29.107
You were right all along, Phil.
01:15:30.318 --> 01:15:32.194
Dreams are for rookies.
01:15:32.278 --> 01:15:35.530
No, no, no, no, kid.
Givin' up is for rookies.
01:15:35.615 --> 01:15:37.657
I came back
'cause I'm not quittin' on ya.
01:15:37.742 --> 01:15:39.951
I'm willing to go the distance.
01:15:40.036 --> 01:15:41.786
How 'bout you?
01:15:44.373 --> 01:15:47.542
Me bite off head!
01:15:51.380 --> 01:15:53.632
Whoa, baby!
01:16:07.188 --> 01:16:09.481
Hercules! Look out!
01:16:09.607 --> 01:16:12.400
Meg! No!
01:16:21.369 --> 01:16:23.119
What's happening?
01:16:24.830 --> 01:16:27.666
H-Hades' deal is broken.
01:16:28.834 --> 01:16:31.002
He promised I wouldn't get hurt.
01:16:31.754 --> 01:16:33.505
Meg.
01:16:33.589 --> 01:16:36.383
Why... why... why did ya...
01:16:36.467 --> 01:16:37.759
You didn't have to...
01:16:37.843 --> 01:16:43.014
Oh, people always do crazy things
when they're in love.
01:16:44.934 --> 01:16:46.184
Oh, Meg.
01:16:46.310 --> 01:16:48.353
Meg, I... I...
01:16:48.854 --> 01:16:52.315
Are you always this articulate?
01:16:55.569 --> 01:16:59.447
You... You haven't got much time.
You can still stop Hades.
01:17:00.574 --> 01:17:03.076
I'll watch over her, kid.
01:17:03.953 --> 01:17:05.912
You're gonna be all right.
01:17:06.247 --> 01:17:08.206
I promise.
01:17:10.668 --> 01:17:12.544
Let's go, Pegasus!
01:17:15.006 --> 01:17:17.966
Hup, two, three, four.
Come on, everybody!
01:17:18.134 --> 01:17:20.093
I can't hear you!
01:17:20.803 --> 01:17:24.973
I swear to you, Hades,
when I get out of this...
01:17:25.057 --> 01:17:27.976
I'm the one giving orders now, bolt boy.
01:17:28.060 --> 01:17:30.478
And I think I'm gonna like it here.
01:17:30.563 --> 01:17:33.356
Don't get too comfortable, Hades!
01:17:35.026 --> 01:17:36.484
Hercules!
01:17:36.569 --> 01:17:38.903
This ought to even the odds!
01:17:41.574 --> 01:17:44.159
Yeah, Hercules! Thank you, man.
01:17:44.243 --> 01:17:45.577
Get them!
01:17:48.164 --> 01:17:49.306
Whoa! Hey!
01:17:50.291 --> 01:17:54.461
No! Get him! Not me! Him!
01:17:56.255 --> 01:18:00.759
Follow the fingers! Him!
The yutz with the horse.
01:18:07.641 --> 01:18:09.476
Thank you, my boy.
01:18:09.643 --> 01:18:14.314
Nice horsey! My intentions were pure!
I really was attracted to you.
01:18:17.318 --> 01:18:18.693
Throw!
01:18:18.727 --> 01:18:23.031
Ah! Now watch your old man work!
01:18:27.703 --> 01:18:32.916
Guys, get your titanic rears in gear
and kick some Olympian butt!
01:18:33.709 --> 01:18:35.460
Whoa! Is my hair out?
01:19:02.780 --> 01:19:04.531
Thanks a ton, Wonderboy.
01:19:04.615 --> 01:19:07.409
But at least
I've got one swell consolation prize,
01:19:07.493 --> 01:19:11.246
a friend of yours who's dying to see me.
01:19:12.164 --> 01:19:13.636
Meg.
01:19:40.164 --> 01:19:41.636
Ha! Meg.
01:19:43.164 --> 01:19:44.636
Meg.
01:19:51.412 --> 01:19:53.204
Meg, no.
01:20:13.392 --> 01:20:15.560
Oh, I'm sorry, kid.
01:20:18.355 --> 01:20:21.232
There's some things
you just can't change.
01:20:23.777 --> 01:20:25.653
Yes, I can.
01:20:29.450 --> 01:20:31.826
We were so close!
01:20:31.911 --> 01:20:33.411
So close.
01:20:33.496 --> 01:20:35.371
We tripped at the finish line. Why?
01:20:35.456 --> 01:20:39.417
Because our little nut, Meg,
has to go all noble.
01:20:43.797 --> 01:20:46.508
- Where's Meg?
- Look who's here.
01:20:46.592 --> 01:20:48.801
Wonderboy, you are too much.
01:20:48.886 --> 01:20:52.722
- Let her go.
- Get a grip.
01:20:52.806 --> 01:20:54.933
Come here, come here.
Let me show you around.
01:20:55.935 --> 01:20:59.437
Hmph. Well, well.
It's a small underworld after all. Huh?
01:21:00.523 --> 01:21:02.482
Meg!
01:21:02.566 --> 01:21:04.359
No, no, no. Mustn't touch.
01:21:04.443 --> 01:21:06.986
You see, Meg's
running with a new crowd these days.
01:21:07.112 --> 01:21:08.947
And not a very lively one, at that.
01:21:10.783 --> 01:21:14.035
You like making deals.
Take me in Meg's place.
01:21:14.119 --> 01:21:19.707
Oh, hmph, well. The son of my hated rival
trapped forever in a river of death.
01:21:19.792 --> 01:21:22.210
- Going once.
- Hmm? Is there a downside to this?
01:21:22.294 --> 01:21:25.380
- Going twice!
- Okay, okay, okay, okay.
01:21:25.464 --> 01:21:28.925
You get her out. She goes, you stay.
01:21:31.887 --> 01:21:33.471
Oh, you what slipped my mind?
01:21:33.556 --> 01:21:35.431
You'll be dead
before you can get to her.
01:21:35.516 --> 01:21:37.100
That's not a problem, is it?
01:22:03.639 --> 01:22:04.454
Oh!
01:22:05.504 --> 01:22:07.922
What's the matter
with these scissors?
01:22:08.007 --> 01:22:10.508
The thread won't cut.
01:22:18.058 --> 01:22:20.768
This is... This is impossible!
01:22:20.853 --> 01:22:23.771
You... You... You can't be alive.
You'd have to be a, a...
01:22:23.856 --> 01:22:25.273
- A god?
- A god?
01:22:29.945 --> 01:22:33.656
Hercules, stop!
You can't do this to me. You can't...
01:22:33.741 --> 01:22:36.034
Fine. Okay. Listen.
01:22:36.118 --> 01:22:39.120
Okay. Well, I deserved that.
Herc, Herc, Herc. Can we talk?
01:22:39.204 --> 01:22:41.122
Y-Your dad? He's a fun guy, right?
01:22:41.206 --> 01:22:43.416
So maybe you could
put in a word with him,
01:22:43.500 --> 01:22:45.793
and he'd kinda blow this
whole thing off, you know?
01:22:45.878 --> 01:22:48.463
Meg, Meg, talk to him.
You know, a little schmooze, uh...
01:22:51.592 --> 01:22:56.304
Get away from me! Don't touch me!
Get your slimy souls off me!
01:22:57.348 --> 01:22:59.891
He's not gonna be happy
when he gets outta there.
01:22:59.975 --> 01:23:02.852
- You mean, if he gets outta there.
- Taxi!
01:23:02.936 --> 01:23:04.896
- If. If is good.
- Taxi!
01:23:04.980 --> 01:23:07.231
I don't feel so good.
I-I feel a little...
01:23:31.757 --> 01:23:34.676
Wonderboy, what...
01:23:34.760 --> 01:23:36.302
Why did you...
01:23:36.929 --> 01:23:40.014
People always do crazy things
01:23:40.099 --> 01:23:41.599
when they're in love.
01:23:50.776 --> 01:23:52.276
Whoa! Hey, hey, hey, hey!
01:24:04.289 --> 01:24:06.749
Three cheers for the mighty Hercules!
01:24:06.834 --> 01:24:09.377
Oh, yeah! Flowers for everybody! Oh!
01:24:23.308 --> 01:24:27.311
Hercules, we're so proud of you.
01:24:28.480 --> 01:24:29.731
Mother.
01:24:32.151 --> 01:24:35.570
Fine work, my boy! You've done it!
01:24:35.654 --> 01:24:38.072
You're a true hero.
01:24:38.157 --> 01:24:42.368
You were willing to give your life
to rescue this young woman.
01:24:42.453 --> 01:24:46.205
For a true hero isn't measured
by the size of his strength,
01:24:46.290 --> 01:24:49.250
but by the strength of his heart.
01:24:50.002 --> 01:24:54.255
Now, at last, my son,
01:24:54.923 --> 01:24:57.633
you can come home.
01:25:11.064 --> 01:25:15.318
Congratulations, Wonderboy.
You'll make one heck of a god.
01:25:23.368 --> 01:25:27.747
Father, this is the moment
I've always dreamed of.
01:25:28.707 --> 01:25:30.041
But...
01:25:32.044 --> 01:25:36.756
A life without Meg,
even an immortal life,
01:25:37.049 --> 01:25:39.884
would be empty.
01:25:41.553 --> 01:25:42.762
I...
01:25:44.139 --> 01:25:46.641
I wish to stay on Earth with her.
01:25:46.725 --> 01:25:49.101
I finally know where I belong.
01:26:03.408 --> 01:26:05.201
Hit it, ladies!
01:26:06.161 --> 01:26:10.540
- ♪ Oh, gonna shout it from the mountaintops
- ♪ A star is born
01:26:10.624 --> 01:26:14.627
- ♪ It's the time for pulling out the stops
- ♪ A star is born
01:26:14.711 --> 01:26:18.756
- ♪ Honey, hit us with a hallelu
- ♪ That kid came shining through
01:26:18.841 --> 01:26:20.716
♪ Girl, sing the song
01:26:20.801 --> 01:26:26.556
- ♪ Come blow your horn
- ♪ A star is born
01:26:26.640 --> 01:26:30.810
- ♪ He's a hero who can please the crowd
- ♪ A star is born
01:26:30.894 --> 01:26:35.064
♪ Come on, everybody shout out loud
A star is born
01:26:35.148 --> 01:26:39.402
♪ Just remember in the darkest hour
within your heart's the power
01:26:39.528 --> 01:26:43.072
♪ For makin' you a hero, too
01:26:43.156 --> 01:26:46.534
♪ So don't lose hope when you're forlorn
01:26:46.618 --> 01:26:47.660
♪ That's Phil's boy!
01:26:47.744 --> 01:26:52.039
♪ Just keep your eyes upon the skies
01:26:52.124 --> 01:26:56.711
♪ Every night, a star is
Right in sight, a star is
01:26:56.795 --> 01:27:01.465
- ♪ Burning bright, a star is born
- ♪ A star is born
01:32:48.396 --> 01:32:50.231
What d'ya say? It's happy ending time!
01:32:50.315 --> 01:32:52.483
Everybody's got a little taste
of somethin' but me.
01:32:52.609 --> 01:32:56.070
I got nothin'. I'm here with nothin'.
Anybody listenin'?
01:32:56.154 --> 01:32:58.405
It's like I'm...
What am I, an echo or something?
01:32:58.490 --> 01:33:03.911
Hello? Hello? Am I talking to, what?
Hyperspace? Hello, it's me.
01:33:03.995 --> 01:33:05.371
Nobody listens.
01:33:05.395 --> 01:33:16.395
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