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People are always asking me

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if I know Tyler Durden.

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3 minutes.

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This is it - ground zero.

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Would you like to say a few
words to mark the occasion?

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With a gun barrel
between your teeth,

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you speak only in vowels.

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I can't think
of anything.

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For a second
I totally forget

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about Tyler's whole
controlled demolition thing,

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and I wonder
how clean that gun is.

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Getting
exciting now.

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That old saying,

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how you always hurt
the one you love?

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Well, it works both ways.

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We have front row seats

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for this theater
of mass destruction.

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The demolitions committee
of Project Mayhem

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wrapped the foundation
columns of a dozen buildings

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with blasting gelatin.
In 2 minutes,

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primary charges
will blow base charges

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and a few square blocks

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will be reduced
to smoldering rubble.

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I know this...

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because Tyler knows this.

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21/2.

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Think of everything
we've accomplished.

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And suddenly, I realize
that all of this

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the gun, the bombs,
the revolution...

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has got something to do with
a girl named Marla Singer.

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Bob. Bob had bitch-tits.

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This was a support group for
men with testicular cancer.

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The big moosey
slobbering all over me,

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that was Bob.

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We're still men.

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Yes, we're men.

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Men is what we are.

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8 months ago, Bob's
testicles were removed.

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Then hormone therapy.
He developed bitch-tits

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because his testosterone
was too high,

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and his body
upped the estrogen.

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And that was where I fit...

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They're gonna have to
open up my pecs again

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and drain the fluid.

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Between those huge,
sweating tits

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that hung enormous the way
you'd think of God's as big.

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OK. You cry now.

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No, wait. Back up.
Let me start earlier.

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For 6 months,
I couldn't sleep.

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I couldn't sleep.
I couldn't sleep.

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With insomnia,
nothing's real.

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Everything's far away.

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Everything's a copy
of a copy of a copy.

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When deep space
exploration ramps up,

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it'll be the corporations
that name everything...

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the I.B.M. Stellarsphere,

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the Microsoft Galaxy,

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Planet Starbucks.

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Gonna need you out of town
a little more this week.

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We got some
red flags to cover.

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It must've been Tuesday.

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He was wearing
his cornflower-blue tie.

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You want me to deprioritize
my current reports

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until you advise
of a status upgrade?

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Make these your primary
action items.

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Here's
your flight coupons.

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Call me from the road
if there's any snags.

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He was full of pep.

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Must have had
his grande latte enema.

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Like so many others,
I had become a slave

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<i>to the IKEA
nesting instinct.</i>

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Uh, yes. I'd like to order
the Erica Pekkary dust ruffles.

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Please hold.

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If I saw something clever

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like a little coffee table
in the shape of a yin-yang,

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I had to have it.

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The Klipske
personal office unit,

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the Hovetrekke
home exer-bike,

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or the Johannshamn sofa

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with the Strinne green
stripe pattern.

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Even the Rizlampa wire lamps

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of environmentally friendly
unbleached paper.

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I'd flip through catalogs
and wonder...

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What kind of dining set
defines me as a person?

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I had it all.

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Even the glass dishes

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with tiny bubbles
and imperfections.

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Proof that they were crafted
by the honest, simple,

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hard-working indigenous
peoples of...

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Please hold.

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Wherever.

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I was holding.

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We used to read pornography.

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Now it was
the Horchow collection.

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No, you can't
die from insomnia.

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What about narcolepsy?

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I nod off. I wake up
in strange places.

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I have no idea
how I got there.

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You need to lighten up.

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Can you please just
get me something?

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Red and blue Tuenols,
lipstick-red Seconals.

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No. You need
healthy natural sleep.

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Chew some Valerian root
and get more exercise.

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Hey, come on.
I'm in pain.

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You wanna see pain?

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Swing by First Methodist
Tuesday nights.

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See the guys
with testicular cancer.

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That's pain.

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La la la

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La la la la la la

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I always wanted 3 kids,

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2 boys and a girl.

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Mindy wanted
2 girls and a boy.

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We never could
agree on anything.

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Well, uh,
you know, she...

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She had her first child
last week, a...

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a girl.

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With... With her, uh,
with her new husband.

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Fuck.

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Hey... Hey, thank God,
you know.

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I'm... I'm glad for her.

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Because she deserves it.

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Aw.

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Everyone, let's thank Thomas
for sharing himself with us.

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Thank you, Thomas.

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I look around this room,
and I see a lot of courage,

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and that gives me strength.

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We give each other strength.

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It's time
for the one-on-ones.

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So let's all of us here
follow Thomas' good example

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and really open ourselves up.

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Would you find a partner?

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And this is how
I met the big moosey...

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Come on.
Let's go over here.

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His eyes already
shrink-wrapped in tears...

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knees together,
those awkward little steps.

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My name is Bob.

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Bob.

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Bob had been
a champion body-builder.

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You know that
chest-expansion program

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you see on late-night TV?
That was his idea.

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I was a juicer.

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You know,
using steroids.

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Diabonal and...

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Wistrol.
Oh, they use that

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on racehorses,
for Christ sakes.

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And now I'm bankrupt.

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I'm divorced.

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My 2 grown kids...

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won't even return
my phone calls.

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Strangers
with this kind of honesty

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make me go
a big rubbery one.

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Go ahead, Cornelius.

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You can cry.

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And then,
something happened.

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I let go.

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That's really good.

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Lost in oblivion...

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dark and silent
and complete.

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I found freedom.

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Losing all hope was freedom.

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It's OK.

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Babies don't sleep
this well.

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I became addicted.

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Come on.

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If I didn't say anything...

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people always
assumed the worst.

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Welcome, Travis.

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Second Welcome, Travis.

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They cried harder...

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then I cried harder.

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Now we're going
to open the green door,

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the heart chakra.

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I wasn't really dying.

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I wasn't host to cancer
or parasites.

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I was the warm little center

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that the life of this world
crowded around.

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Imagine your pain

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as a white ball
of healing light.

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It moves over your body,
healing you.

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Now, keep this going.
Remember to breathe,

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and step forward

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through the back door
of the room.

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Where does it lead?

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To your cave.

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Step forward
into your cave.

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That's right.

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You're going deeper
into your cave,

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and you're going to find
your power animal.

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Slide.

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Every evening, I died...

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and every evening,
I was born again.

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Resurrected.

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Bob loved me
because he thought

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my testicles
were removed, too.

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Being there...

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pressed against his tits,

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ready to cry.

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This was my vacation.

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And she ruined
everything.

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This is cancer, right?

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This chick Marla Singer

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did not have
testicular cancer.

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She was a liar.

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She had no diseases at all.

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I had seen her
at Free and Clear

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my blood parasites group
Thursdays.

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Then at Hope, my bimonthly
sickle cell circle.

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And again at Seize the Day,

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my tuberculosis
Friday night.

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Marla, the big tourist.

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Her lie reflected my lie,

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and suddenly,
I felt nothing.

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I couldn't cry.

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So once again,
I couldn't sleep.

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Next group,
after guided meditation,

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after we open
our heart chakras,

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when it's time to hug,

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I'm gonna grab
that little bitch

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Marla Singer
and scream...

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Marla, you liar!
You big tourist!

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I need this!
Now get out!

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I hadn't slept in 4 days.

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Absolutely.
We'll just let that dry.

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When you have insomnia,

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you're never
really asleep...

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and you're
never really awake.

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To begin
tonight's communion,

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Chloe would like
to say a few words.

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Oh, yeah... Chloe.

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Chloe looked the way

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Meryl Streep's skeleton
would look

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if you made it smile
and walk around the party

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being extra nice
to everybody.

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Well,
I'm still here,

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but I don't know
for how long.

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That's as much
certainty

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as anyone
can give me.

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But I've got
some good news.

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I no longer
have

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any fear
of death.

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But I am in
a pretty lonely place.

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No one will have sex
with me.

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I'm so close to the end,

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and all I want is to get
laid for the last time.

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I have pornographic movies
in my apartment,

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and lubricants
and amyl nitrate.

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Chloe...

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Everyone, let's
thank Chloe.

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Now, let's...
ready ourself

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for guided meditation.

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You're standing at
the entrance of your cave.

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You step inside your cave,
and you walk.

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If I did
have a tumor...

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I'd name it Marla.

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Marla...

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the little scratch
on the roof of your mouth

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that would heal if only
you could stop tonguing it,

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but you can't.

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...deeper
into your cave

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as you walk.

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You feel the healing energy
of this place

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all around you.

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Now find your power animal.

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Slide.

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OK. Now let's partner up.

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Pick someone special
to you tonight.

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Hey.

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We need to talk.

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Sure.

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I'm onto you.

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What?

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Yeah. You're a faker.

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You're not dying.

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Sorry?

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In the Tibetan philosophy,
Sylvia Plath sense of the word,

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I know we're all...
we're all dying, all right?

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But you're not dying the way
Chloe back there is dying.

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So?

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So you're a tourist.

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OK? I've seen you.
I saw you...

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saw you at melanoma,

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saw you
at tuberculosis,

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I saw you at
testicular cancer.

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I saw you
practicing this.

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Practicing what?

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Telling me off.

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Is it going as well
as you hoped...

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"RUPERT"?

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I'll expose you.

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Go ahead.
I'll expose you.

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All right,
come together.

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Let yourselves cry.

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Oh, God, why
are you doing this?

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It's cheaper than a movie,
and there's free coffee.

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No, look...

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this is important, OK?

00:16:11.000 --> 00:16:11.960
These are my groups.

00:16:12.030 --> 00:16:13.620
I've been coming here
for over a year.

00:16:13.700 --> 00:16:15.830
Why do you do it?

00:16:15.870 --> 00:16:16.930
I don't know.

00:16:17.000 --> 00:16:18.440
When people think
you're dying,

00:16:18.500 --> 00:16:20.100
man, they really,
really listen to you

00:16:20.170 --> 00:16:21.300
instead of just...

00:16:21.370 --> 00:16:24.900
Instead of just waiting
for their turn to speak.

00:16:24.980 --> 00:16:28.570
Yeah.

00:16:28.650 --> 00:16:31.120
Share yourself... completely.

00:16:32.350 --> 00:16:33.720
OK, you don't want
to get into this.

00:16:33.820 --> 00:16:35.340
It becomes an addiction.

00:16:35.420 --> 00:16:36.410
Really?

00:16:36.490 --> 00:16:37.650
I'm not kidding.

00:16:37.720 --> 00:16:39.820
I can't cry if there's
another faker present,

00:16:39.890 --> 00:16:40.980
and I need this.

00:16:41.060 --> 00:16:42.960
So you got to find
somewhere else to go.

00:16:43.030 --> 00:16:45.360
Candy stripe
a cancer ward.

00:16:45.430 --> 00:16:47.300
It's not my problem.

00:16:49.740 --> 00:16:51.230
Wait, wait, wait.

00:16:51.300 --> 00:16:52.770
Whoa. Hold on.
I'll tell you.

00:16:52.910 --> 00:16:54.460
We're gonna split up
the week, OK?

00:16:54.540 --> 00:16:56.510
You take lymphoma
and tuberculosis...

00:16:56.580 --> 00:16:57.700
You take
tuberculosis.

00:16:57.780 --> 00:16:59.330
My smoking doesn't
go over at all.

00:16:59.410 --> 00:17:00.840
OK. Good. Fine.

00:17:00.910 --> 00:17:03.010
Testicular cancer should be
no contest, I think.

00:17:03.080 --> 00:17:04.050
Well, technically,

00:17:04.120 --> 00:17:05.850
I have more right to
be there than you.

00:17:05.920 --> 00:17:06.980
You still have
your balls.

00:17:07.050 --> 00:17:07.980
You're kidding.

00:17:08.050 --> 00:17:09.850
I don't know. Am I?

00:17:09.920 --> 00:17:11.480
No. No.

00:17:11.560 --> 00:17:12.550
What do you want?

00:17:12.620 --> 00:17:14.150
I'll take the parasites.

00:17:14.230 --> 00:17:15.690
You can't have
both the parasites,

00:17:15.760 --> 00:17:17.090
but why don't you take
the blood parasites...

00:17:17.160 --> 00:17:18.390
I want brain parasites.

00:17:18.460 --> 00:17:20.090
I'll take
the blood parasites,

00:17:20.170 --> 00:17:21.890
but I'm gonna take the
organic brain dementia...

00:17:21.970 --> 00:17:22.900
I want that.

00:17:22.970 --> 00:17:24.270
You can't have
the whole brain.

00:17:24.340 --> 00:17:26.930
So far you have 4.
I only have 2.

00:17:27.010 --> 00:17:28.200
OK.

00:17:28.270 --> 00:17:30.970
Take both the parasites.
They're yours.

00:17:31.040 --> 00:17:32.810
Now we both have 3.

00:17:36.820 --> 00:17:39.340
Hey, you left
half your clothes!

00:17:55.530 --> 00:17:57.370
What, are you selling those?

00:17:57.470 --> 00:17:59.200
Yes! I'm selling
some clothes.

00:17:59.270 --> 00:18:00.330
So,

00:18:00.410 --> 00:18:01.740
we each have 3.
That's 6.

00:18:01.810 --> 00:18:04.040
What about the seventh day?
I want ascending bowel cancer.

00:18:04.110 --> 00:18:05.540
The girl
had done her homework.

00:18:05.610 --> 00:18:06.540
Thank you.

00:18:06.610 --> 00:18:07.540
No. No, I...

00:18:07.610 --> 00:18:09.810
I want bowel cancer.

00:18:09.920 --> 00:18:11.640
That's your favorite, too?

00:18:11.720 --> 00:18:13.950
Try to slip it by me, eh?

00:18:14.020 --> 00:18:15.490
Look, we're gonna
split it, OK?

00:18:15.550 --> 00:18:17.320
Take the first and third
Sunday of the month.

00:18:20.690 --> 00:18:21.660
Deal.

00:18:24.230 --> 00:18:26.160
Looks like
this is good-bye.

00:18:26.230 --> 00:18:28.360
Well, let's not make a
big thing out of it, OK?

00:18:28.430 --> 00:18:30.300
How's this for not
making a big thing?

00:18:34.840 --> 00:18:36.170
Hey, Marla!

00:18:37.240 --> 00:18:38.170
Marla!

00:18:39.280 --> 00:18:41.800
May-Maybe we should
exchange numbers.

00:18:41.910 --> 00:18:43.350
Should we?

00:18:43.420 --> 00:18:45.380
W- We might want
to switch nights.

00:18:46.950 --> 00:18:47.940
OK.

00:18:53.460 --> 00:18:55.450
This is how I met
Marla Singer.

00:18:57.530 --> 00:18:58.790
Marla's philosophy of life

00:18:58.860 --> 00:19:00.960
was that she might die
at any moment.

00:19:01.030 --> 00:19:03.730
The tragedy, she said,
was that she didn't.

00:19:03.800 --> 00:19:04.960
It doesn't have
your name.

00:19:05.040 --> 00:19:06.060
Who are you,

00:19:06.140 --> 00:19:08.200
Cornelius,
Rupert,

00:19:08.270 --> 00:19:09.600
Travis,

00:19:09.680 --> 00:19:10.840
any of the
stupid names

00:19:10.940 --> 00:19:12.100
you give each
night?

00:19:15.310 --> 00:19:18.180
You wake up
at Seatac.

00:19:18.250 --> 00:19:19.440
S.F.O...

00:19:19.520 --> 00:19:21.540
L.A.X...

00:19:21.620 --> 00:19:23.450
You wake up at O'Hare...

00:19:23.520 --> 00:19:25.010
Dallas-Fort Worth...

00:19:25.090 --> 00:19:27.060
B.W.I...

00:19:27.130 --> 00:19:29.360
Pacific, mountain,
central...

00:19:29.430 --> 00:19:30.990
Lose an hour,
gain an hour...

00:19:31.060 --> 00:19:32.590
Check-in for that
flight doesn't begin

00:19:32.660 --> 00:19:34.150
for another 2 hours,
sir.

00:19:34.230 --> 00:19:38.260
This is your life, and it's
ending one minute at a time.

00:19:38.340 --> 00:19:40.740
You wake up at Air Harbor
International...

00:19:40.810 --> 00:19:42.740
the aircraft has
come to a complete stop.

00:19:42.810 --> 00:19:44.470
If you wake up
at a different time,

00:19:44.540 --> 00:19:46.510
in a different place,

00:19:46.580 --> 00:19:48.670
could you wake up
as a different person?

00:19:50.480 --> 00:19:51.850
Everywhere I travel,

00:19:51.920 --> 00:19:53.380
tiny life...

00:19:53.450 --> 00:19:55.280
single-serving sugar...

00:19:55.350 --> 00:19:56.480
single-serving cream...

00:19:56.560 --> 00:19:58.390
single pat of butter...

00:19:58.460 --> 00:20:01.290
a microwave cordon-bleu
hobby kit.

00:20:01.360 --> 00:20:03.330
Shampoo-conditioner combos.

00:20:03.400 --> 00:20:06.630
Sample package mouthwash,
tiny bars of soap.

00:20:08.730 --> 00:20:11.260
The people I meet
on each flight,

00:20:11.340 --> 00:20:14.400
they're single-serving
friends.

00:20:14.470 --> 00:20:17.270
Between takeoff and landing,
we have our time together,

00:20:17.340 --> 00:20:19.610
but that's all we get.

00:20:19.680 --> 00:20:21.540
Welcome!

00:20:23.180 --> 00:20:24.740
On
a long enough timeline,

00:20:24.780 --> 00:20:27.340
the survival rate
for everyone drops to zero.

00:20:27.420 --> 00:20:29.480
I was a recall coordinator.

00:20:29.550 --> 00:20:31.610
My job was
to apply the formula.

00:20:31.690 --> 00:20:32.620
Here's where
the infant

00:20:32.690 --> 00:20:33.950
went through
the windshield.

00:20:34.060 --> 00:20:35.050
3 points.

00:20:35.130 --> 00:20:36.460
A new car
built by my company

00:20:36.530 --> 00:20:38.860
leaves somewhere traveling
at 60 miles per hour.

00:20:38.930 --> 00:20:41.460
The rear differential
locks up.

00:20:41.530 --> 00:20:42.520
The teenager's braces

00:20:42.600 --> 00:20:44.130
are wrapped around
the back seat ashtray.

00:20:44.200 --> 00:20:46.470
Might make
a good antismoking ad.

00:20:46.540 --> 00:20:47.940
The car crashes and burns

00:20:48.040 --> 00:20:49.630
with everyone
trapped inside.

00:20:49.710 --> 00:20:52.200
Now, should we
initiate a recall?

00:20:52.280 --> 00:20:53.470
The father
must've been huge.

00:20:53.550 --> 00:20:54.710
You see
where the fat

00:20:54.780 --> 00:20:55.910
has burned
to the seat,

00:20:55.980 --> 00:20:57.510
the polyester shirt?

00:20:57.580 --> 00:20:59.640
- Very modern art.
- Ha ha ha!

00:20:59.720 --> 00:21:02.690
Take the number of
vehicles in the field, "A,"

00:21:02.750 --> 00:21:05.380
multiply it by the probable
rate of failure, "B,"

00:21:05.460 --> 00:21:06.480
then multiply the result

00:21:06.560 --> 00:21:08.820
by the average out-of-court
settlement, "C."

00:21:08.890 --> 00:21:11.660
"A" times "B" times "C"

00:21:11.730 --> 00:21:13.200
equals "X."

00:21:13.270 --> 00:21:16.200
If "X" is less
than the cost of a recall,

00:21:16.270 --> 00:21:18.460
we don't do one.

00:21:18.540 --> 00:21:19.770
Are there a lot

00:21:19.810 --> 00:21:21.740
of these kinds
of accidents?

00:21:21.810 --> 00:21:23.670
You wouldn't believe.

00:21:25.480 --> 00:21:27.710
Which car company
do you work for?

00:21:28.780 --> 00:21:30.440
A major one.

00:21:32.420 --> 00:21:34.410
Every time the plane
banked too sharply

00:21:34.490 --> 00:21:36.320
on takeoff or landing,

00:21:36.390 --> 00:21:38.250
I prayed for a crash

00:21:38.320 --> 00:21:39.790
or a midair collision.

00:21:39.860 --> 00:21:41.830
Anything.

00:21:51.200 --> 00:21:52.530
Life insurance
pays off triple

00:21:52.600 --> 00:21:54.090
if you die
on a business trip.

00:21:57.610 --> 00:21:59.940
"If you are seated in an
emergency exit row... "

00:22:00.010 --> 00:22:01.240
Yeah...

00:22:01.310 --> 00:22:02.870
"And you feel
you would be unable

00:22:02.950 --> 00:22:04.380
or unwilling to
perform the duties

00:22:04.450 --> 00:22:06.180
listed on
the safety card,

00:22:06.250 --> 00:22:07.810
please ask
a flight attendant

00:22:07.890 --> 00:22:08.820
to reseat you. "

00:22:10.560 --> 00:22:12.750
It's a lot
of responsibility.

00:22:12.790 --> 00:22:15.020
Wanna switch seats?

00:22:15.130 --> 00:22:16.690
No. I'm not sure
I'm the man

00:22:16.760 --> 00:22:18.590
for that particular job.

00:22:18.660 --> 00:22:21.560
An exit-door procedure
at 30,000 feet.

00:22:21.630 --> 00:22:23.190
Mm-hmm.

00:22:23.270 --> 00:22:25.200
The illusion of safety.

00:22:25.270 --> 00:22:27.970
Yeah. I guess so.

00:22:28.040 --> 00:22:30.560
You know why they put
oxygen masks on planes?

00:22:30.640 --> 00:22:32.370
So you can breathe.

00:22:32.440 --> 00:22:35.310
Oxygen gets you high.

00:22:35.380 --> 00:22:36.780
In a catastrophic
emergency,

00:22:36.850 --> 00:22:39.840
you're taking giant
panicked breaths.

00:22:39.920 --> 00:22:42.510
Suddenly you become
euphoric, docile.

00:22:42.590 --> 00:22:44.780
You accept your fate.

00:22:44.860 --> 00:22:47.480
It's all right here.

00:22:47.560 --> 00:22:49.290
Emergency
water landing...

00:22:49.360 --> 00:22:50.790
600 miles an hour.

00:22:50.860 --> 00:22:51.890
Blank faces,

00:22:51.960 --> 00:22:53.660
calm as Hindu cows.

00:22:53.730 --> 00:22:55.760
That's, um...

00:22:55.800 --> 00:22:58.830
That's an interesting
theory.

00:23:01.470 --> 00:23:02.800
What do you do?

00:23:02.840 --> 00:23:04.310
What do you mean?

00:23:04.380 --> 00:23:05.640
What do you do
for a living?

00:23:05.710 --> 00:23:08.800
Why? So you can pretend
like you're interested?

00:23:11.620 --> 00:23:12.710
OK.

00:23:12.780 --> 00:23:14.620
You have a kind of
sick desperation

00:23:14.690 --> 00:23:15.880
in your laugh.

00:23:18.660 --> 00:23:21.250
We have
the exact same briefcase.

00:23:22.530 --> 00:23:24.120
Soap.

00:23:24.230 --> 00:23:25.130
Sorry?

00:23:25.230 --> 00:23:27.930
I make
and I sell soap...

00:23:28.000 --> 00:23:30.830
the yardstick
of civilization.

00:23:30.900 --> 00:23:32.670
And this is
how I met...

00:23:32.740 --> 00:23:34.430
"Tyler Durden. "

00:23:34.510 --> 00:23:36.340
Did you know, if you
mixed equal parts

00:23:36.410 --> 00:23:38.310
of gasoline and frozen
orange juice concentrate,

00:23:38.380 --> 00:23:40.140
you can make napalm?

00:23:40.250 --> 00:23:42.040
No, I did not know that.
Is that true?

00:23:42.110 --> 00:23:43.210
That's right.

00:23:43.280 --> 00:23:44.840
One can make all kinds
of explosives

00:23:44.920 --> 00:23:46.750
using simple
household items.

00:23:46.790 --> 00:23:47.880
Really?

00:23:47.950 --> 00:23:49.610
If one were
so inclined.

00:23:54.360 --> 00:23:57.020
Tyler, you are, by far,
the most interesting

00:23:57.100 --> 00:23:59.660
"single-serving" friend
I've ever met.

00:23:59.730 --> 00:24:01.530
See, obviously,

00:24:01.600 --> 00:24:03.470
everything on a plane
is single-serving, even...

00:24:03.540 --> 00:24:05.730
Oh, I get it.
It's very clever.

00:24:05.800 --> 00:24:07.360
Thank you.

00:24:07.440 --> 00:24:10.170
How's that working out
for you?

00:24:10.280 --> 00:24:11.170
What?

00:24:11.280 --> 00:24:12.400
Being clever.

00:24:12.480 --> 00:24:14.840
Great.

00:24:14.910 --> 00:24:16.850
Keep it up, then.

00:24:16.920 --> 00:24:17.850
Right up.

00:24:19.750 --> 00:24:21.180
Now a question
of etiquette.

00:24:21.290 --> 00:24:22.380
As I pass,

00:24:22.450 --> 00:24:23.850
do I give you the ass
or the crotch?

00:24:31.160 --> 00:24:34.190
How I came
to live with Tyler is...

00:24:34.300 --> 00:24:37.290
airlines have this policy
about vibrating luggage.

00:24:45.010 --> 00:24:46.480
Was... Was it ticking?

00:24:46.540 --> 00:24:48.880
Actually, throwers don't
worry about ticking,

00:24:48.950 --> 00:24:50.440
'cause modern bombs
don't tick.

00:24:50.520 --> 00:24:51.810
Sorry. "Throwers"?

00:24:51.880 --> 00:24:53.040
Baggage handlers.

00:24:53.120 --> 00:24:56.350
But when a suitcase
vibrates,

00:24:56.420 --> 00:24:58.820
then the thrower's
gotta call the police.

00:24:58.890 --> 00:25:01.550
My suitcase... was vibrating?

00:25:01.630 --> 00:25:03.650
9 times out of 10,
it's an electric razor,

00:25:03.730 --> 00:25:06.790
but every once
in a while...

00:25:09.230 --> 00:25:10.830
it's a dildo.

00:25:12.540 --> 00:25:14.000
Of course,
it's company policy

00:25:14.070 --> 00:25:15.630
never to imply
ownership

00:25:15.710 --> 00:25:17.000
in the event
of a dildo.

00:25:17.080 --> 00:25:18.300
We have to use
the indefinite article

00:25:18.380 --> 00:25:19.370
a dildo.

00:25:19.440 --> 00:25:22.780
<i>Never your dildo.</i>

00:25:22.810 --> 00:25:23.840
I don't own a...

00:25:27.620 --> 00:25:29.450
I had everything
in that suitcase...

00:25:29.520 --> 00:25:30.750
my CK shirts,

00:25:30.860 --> 00:25:32.480
my DKNY shoes,

00:25:32.590 --> 00:25:33.820
my AX ties.

00:25:35.760 --> 00:25:36.780
Never mind.

00:25:38.460 --> 00:25:42.160
Hey! That's my car!

00:25:48.770 --> 00:25:51.210
Home was a condo
on the 15th floor

00:25:51.280 --> 00:25:53.900
of a filing cabinet for widows
and young professionals.

00:25:54.010 --> 00:25:56.670
The walls
were solid concrete.

00:25:56.780 --> 00:25:58.540
A foot of concrete's
important

00:25:58.650 --> 00:26:00.240
when your next-door neighbor
lets her hearing aid go

00:26:00.390 --> 00:26:02.820
and has to watch game shows
at full volume...

00:26:02.850 --> 00:26:04.650
Or when a volcanic blast

00:26:04.760 --> 00:26:07.450
and debris that used to be your
furniture and personal effects

00:26:07.560 --> 00:26:09.290
blows out of your
floor-to-ceiling windows

00:26:09.430 --> 00:26:11.120
and sails flaming
into the night.

00:26:17.470 --> 00:26:19.770
I suppose
these things happen.

00:26:32.520 --> 00:26:34.780
There's nothing up there.

00:26:34.890 --> 00:26:37.150
You can't go
into the unit.

00:26:37.260 --> 00:26:38.550
Police orders.

00:26:46.830 --> 00:26:49.230
Do you have somebody
you can call?

00:26:50.500 --> 00:26:51.800
How embarrassing.

00:26:51.900 --> 00:26:54.770
A house full of condiments
and no food.

00:27:04.250 --> 00:27:06.180
The police would
later tell me

00:27:06.250 --> 00:27:07.950
that the pilot light
might have gone out,

00:27:08.050 --> 00:27:11.990
letting out just
a little bit of gas.

00:27:12.060 --> 00:27:14.290
That gas could have
slowly filled the condo...

00:27:14.390 --> 00:27:16.880
1,700 square feet
of high ceilings

00:27:17.000 --> 00:27:18.760
for days and days.

00:27:26.040 --> 00:27:28.630
Then the refrigerator's
compressor could've clicked on.

00:27:29.940 --> 00:27:32.970
Yeah?

00:27:36.180 --> 00:27:37.770
I can hear you
breathing, you...

00:27:46.930 --> 00:27:49.120
If you asked me now,

00:27:49.230 --> 00:27:51.020
I couldn't tell you
why I called him.

00:28:33.570 --> 00:28:35.160
Hello?

00:28:35.270 --> 00:28:36.240
Who's this?

00:28:38.110 --> 00:28:39.540
Tyler?

00:28:39.610 --> 00:28:41.100
Who is this?

00:28:41.210 --> 00:28:43.910
Um, ahem, we met
on the airplane.

00:28:44.020 --> 00:28:45.950
We had the same
suitcase.

00:28:47.650 --> 00:28:49.210
Uh, the clever guy.

00:28:49.320 --> 00:28:53.380
Oh, yeah. Right. OK?

00:28:53.490 --> 00:28:55.250
I called
a second ago.

00:28:55.360 --> 00:28:57.330
There was no answer.
I'm at a pay phone.

00:28:57.430 --> 00:28:58.950
Yeah. I star-69ed you.

00:28:59.060 --> 00:29:00.760
I never pick up my phone.

00:29:02.370 --> 00:29:04.130
So, what's up, man?

00:29:04.240 --> 00:29:07.400
Uh, well...

00:29:07.510 --> 00:29:09.940
you're not gonna
believe this.

00:29:12.340 --> 00:29:13.830
You know, man,
it could be worse.

00:29:13.950 --> 00:29:15.240
A woman could
cut off your penis

00:29:15.350 --> 00:29:16.400
while you're sleeping

00:29:16.510 --> 00:29:17.780
and toss it
out the window

00:29:17.850 --> 00:29:18.940
of a moving car.

00:29:19.050 --> 00:29:20.570
There's always that.

00:29:20.690 --> 00:29:22.280
I don't know,
it's just...

00:29:22.390 --> 00:29:23.820
when you buy furniture,

00:29:23.890 --> 00:29:25.290
you tell yourself,
that's it.

00:29:25.360 --> 00:29:27.090
That's the last sofa
I'm gonna need.

00:29:27.190 --> 00:29:28.420
Whatever else happens,

00:29:28.530 --> 00:29:30.590
I've got that
sofa problem handled.

00:29:30.700 --> 00:29:32.090
I had it all.

00:29:32.160 --> 00:29:33.930
I had a stereo
that was very decent,

00:29:34.030 --> 00:29:36.630
a wardrobe that was getting
very respectable.

00:29:36.730 --> 00:29:39.970
I was close
to being complete.

00:29:40.070 --> 00:29:41.470
Shit, man.
Now it's all gone.

00:29:41.540 --> 00:29:42.630
All gone.

00:29:42.740 --> 00:29:45.370
Hmm. All gone.

00:29:47.280 --> 00:29:48.770
Do you know
what a duvet is?

00:29:48.850 --> 00:29:49.940
Comforter.

00:29:50.050 --> 00:29:51.740
It's a blanket.

00:29:51.820 --> 00:29:52.840
Just a blanket.

00:29:52.950 --> 00:29:54.780
Why do guys
like you and I

00:29:54.850 --> 00:29:55.820
know what
a duvet is?

00:29:55.890 --> 00:29:58.360
Is this essential
to our survival

00:29:58.420 --> 00:29:59.950
in the hunter-gatherer
sense of the word?

00:30:00.060 --> 00:30:01.320
No.

00:30:01.430 --> 00:30:03.860
What are we, then?

00:30:03.930 --> 00:30:06.830
We're, uh, you know,
consumers...

00:30:06.860 --> 00:30:08.630
Right. We're consumers.

00:30:08.730 --> 00:30:12.100
We are by-products of
a lifestyle obsession.

00:30:12.170 --> 00:30:14.430
Murder, crime, poverty...

00:30:14.540 --> 00:30:16.230
these things
don't concern me.

00:30:16.340 --> 00:30:19.540
What concerns me are
celebrity magazines,

00:30:19.680 --> 00:30:21.770
television
with 500 channels,

00:30:21.850 --> 00:30:23.810
some guy's name
on my underwear.

00:30:23.850 --> 00:30:26.480
Rogaine, Viagra,
Olestra.

00:30:26.580 --> 00:30:27.520
Martha Stewart.

00:30:27.590 --> 00:30:28.710
Fuck Martha Stewart.

00:30:28.820 --> 00:30:31.520
<i>Martha's polishing the brass
on the Titanic.</i>

00:30:31.660 --> 00:30:33.020
It's all going down, man.

00:30:33.090 --> 00:30:35.530
So fuck off
with your sofa units

00:30:35.590 --> 00:30:37.860
and Strinne green
stripe patterns.

00:30:37.960 --> 00:30:40.400
I say,
never be complete.

00:30:40.470 --> 00:30:42.020
I say,
stop being perfect.

00:30:42.130 --> 00:30:44.660
I say, let's...
let's evolve.

00:30:44.770 --> 00:30:46.600
Let the chips
fall where they may.

00:30:49.140 --> 00:30:51.300
But that's me,
and I could be wrong.

00:30:51.410 --> 00:30:53.430
Maybe it's a terrible
tragedy.

00:30:53.540 --> 00:30:54.980
No. It's just stuff.

00:30:55.050 --> 00:30:56.010
It's not a tragedy,
but...

00:30:56.110 --> 00:30:57.170
Well, you did lose

00:30:57.280 --> 00:30:59.840
a lot of versatile solutions
for modern living.

00:30:59.950 --> 00:31:00.920
Fuck. You're right.

00:31:01.020 --> 00:31:02.380
No. I don't smoke.

00:31:05.920 --> 00:31:09.590
My insurance is probably
gonna cover it, so...

00:31:12.130 --> 00:31:14.220
What?

00:31:14.330 --> 00:31:18.430
The things you own
end up owning you.

00:31:20.840 --> 00:31:22.030
But do what
you like, man.

00:31:24.610 --> 00:31:25.670
Oh, it's late.

00:31:25.780 --> 00:31:27.510
Hey, thanks
for the beer.

00:31:27.610 --> 00:31:28.840
Yeah, man.

00:31:28.950 --> 00:31:31.810
I should find
a hotel.

00:31:31.880 --> 00:31:32.820
Oh.

00:31:32.880 --> 00:31:34.820
What?

00:31:34.890 --> 00:31:35.820
A hotel.

00:31:35.890 --> 00:31:36.820
Yeah.

00:31:36.890 --> 00:31:38.480
Just ask, man.

00:31:38.590 --> 00:31:40.920
What are you
talking about?

00:31:40.990 --> 00:31:41.980
Oh, God.

00:31:42.090 --> 00:31:43.530
3 pitchers of beer,

00:31:43.590 --> 00:31:45.150
and you still
can't ask.

00:31:46.800 --> 00:31:47.860
What?

00:31:47.970 --> 00:31:49.730
You called me 'cause you
needed a place to stay.

00:31:49.830 --> 00:31:51.560
Oh, hey, no, no, no.

00:31:51.670 --> 00:31:53.640
Yes, you did.
So just ask.

00:31:53.740 --> 00:31:55.970
Cut the foreplay
and just ask, man.

00:31:57.810 --> 00:32:00.000
Would that
be a problem?

00:32:00.110 --> 00:32:02.170
Is it a problem
for you to ask?

00:32:03.750 --> 00:32:05.110
Can I stay
at your place?

00:32:05.180 --> 00:32:06.120
Yeah.

00:32:07.190 --> 00:32:08.580
Thanks.

00:32:12.560 --> 00:32:14.790
I want you
to do me a favor.

00:32:14.860 --> 00:32:15.950
Yeah, sure.

00:32:16.060 --> 00:32:18.860
I want you to hit me
as hard as you can.

00:32:18.960 --> 00:32:20.930
What?

00:32:21.000 --> 00:32:24.800
I want you to hit me
as hard as you can.

00:32:24.870 --> 00:32:26.340
Let me tell you
a little bit

00:32:26.400 --> 00:32:27.840
about Tyler Durden.

00:32:27.940 --> 00:32:30.410
Tyler was a night person.

00:32:30.480 --> 00:32:31.640
While the rest of us
were sleeping,

00:32:31.780 --> 00:32:32.770
he worked.

00:32:32.840 --> 00:32:35.940
He had one part-time job
as a projectionist.

00:32:36.050 --> 00:32:37.810
See, a movie doesn't come
all on one big reel.

00:32:37.920 --> 00:32:39.040
It comes on a few.

00:32:39.150 --> 00:32:41.620
So someone has to be there
to switch the projectors

00:32:41.720 --> 00:32:43.910
at the exact moment
that one reel ends

00:32:44.020 --> 00:32:45.250
and the next one begins.

00:32:45.360 --> 00:32:47.320
If you look for it,
you can see these little dots

00:32:47.430 --> 00:32:49.420
come into the upper right-hand
corner of the screen.

00:32:50.530 --> 00:32:51.550
In the industry,

00:32:51.660 --> 00:32:52.920
we call them
"cigarette burns. "

00:32:53.030 --> 00:32:55.060
That's the cue
for a changeover.

00:32:55.170 --> 00:32:56.600
He flips the projectors,

00:32:56.670 --> 00:32:58.530
the movie keeps
right on going,

00:32:58.600 --> 00:33:00.070
and nobody in the audience
has any idea.

00:33:00.140 --> 00:33:02.610
Why would anyone want
this shit job?

00:33:02.710 --> 00:33:05.610
Because it affords him other
interesting opportunities.

00:33:05.710 --> 00:33:07.680
Like splicing single frames
of pornography

00:33:07.780 --> 00:33:09.140
into family films.

00:33:09.210 --> 00:33:11.310
So when the snooty cat
and the courageous dog

00:33:11.380 --> 00:33:12.820
with the celebrity voices

00:33:12.880 --> 00:33:14.880
meet for the first time
in reel 3,

00:33:14.950 --> 00:33:16.180
that's when you'll
catch a flash

00:33:16.250 --> 00:33:18.550
of Tyler's contribution
to the film.

00:33:25.430 --> 00:33:26.950
Nobody knows
that they saw it,

00:33:27.030 --> 00:33:28.090
but they did.

00:33:28.170 --> 00:33:30.630
A nice big cock.

00:33:35.510 --> 00:33:38.240
Even a hummingbird couldn't
catch Tyler at work.

00:33:43.010 --> 00:33:46.180
Tyler also works sometimes
as a banquet waiter

00:33:46.250 --> 00:33:48.580
at the luxurious
Pressman Hotel.

00:33:53.260 --> 00:33:55.050
<i>He was the guerilla
terrorist</i>

00:33:55.130 --> 00:33:57.460
of the food service
industry.

00:33:57.530 --> 00:33:58.590
Do not watch.

00:33:58.660 --> 00:34:00.150
I cannot go
when you watch.

00:34:00.230 --> 00:34:01.790
Apart from seasoning
the lobster bisque,

00:34:01.870 --> 00:34:03.300
he farted on meringues,

00:34:03.370 --> 00:34:04.800
sneezed
on braised endive.

00:34:04.870 --> 00:34:06.430
And as for the cream
of mushroom soup,

00:34:06.500 --> 00:34:07.600
well...

00:34:07.670 --> 00:34:09.110
Go ahead, tell them.

00:34:09.170 --> 00:34:11.070
You get the idea.

00:34:11.180 --> 00:34:12.840
What do you want me to do?
You just want me to hit you?

00:34:12.910 --> 00:34:14.500
Come on. Do me
this one favor.

00:34:14.580 --> 00:34:15.570
Why?

00:34:15.650 --> 00:34:16.940
Why? I don't know why.
I don't know.

00:34:17.010 --> 00:34:17.980
I've never been in a fight.
Have you?

00:34:18.050 --> 00:34:19.480
No, but that's
a good thing.

00:34:19.550 --> 00:34:20.610
No, it is not.

00:34:20.690 --> 00:34:21.620
How much can you
know about yourself

00:34:21.690 --> 00:34:23.120
if you've never
been in a fight?

00:34:23.190 --> 00:34:24.480
I don't wanna die
without any scars.

00:34:24.560 --> 00:34:26.420
So, come on, hit me
before I lose my nerve.

00:34:26.490 --> 00:34:29.190
God, this is crazy.

00:34:29.260 --> 00:34:30.850
So go crazy.
Let 'er rip.

00:34:30.930 --> 00:34:32.760
Hey, I don't know
about this.

00:34:32.800 --> 00:34:35.060
I don't, either,
but who gives a shit?

00:34:35.130 --> 00:34:36.790
No one's watching.
What do you care?

00:34:36.900 --> 00:34:39.130
Wait. This is crazy.
You want me to hit you?

00:34:39.200 --> 00:34:41.140
That's right.

00:34:41.210 --> 00:34:43.640
What, like,
in the face?

00:34:43.710 --> 00:34:45.070
Surprise me.

00:34:47.010 --> 00:34:49.340
This is so
fucking stupid.

00:34:58.390 --> 00:34:59.720
Ohh!

00:34:59.790 --> 00:35:02.620
Motherfucker!

00:35:02.690 --> 00:35:04.630
You hit me
in the ear.

00:35:04.700 --> 00:35:05.920
Well, Jesus,
I'm sorry.

00:35:06.000 --> 00:35:07.830
Ow! Christ!

00:35:07.930 --> 00:35:09.630
Why the ear, man?

00:35:09.700 --> 00:35:10.760
Aw, I fucked it up.

00:35:10.800 --> 00:35:11.830
No. That was perfect.

00:35:11.940 --> 00:35:13.630
Ohh! Uhh!

00:35:24.350 --> 00:35:25.910
Nah, it's all right.

00:35:28.020 --> 00:35:29.540
That really hurts.

00:35:29.620 --> 00:35:32.450
Right.

00:35:32.520 --> 00:35:33.790
Hit me again.

00:35:35.030 --> 00:35:35.960
No. You hit me.

00:35:36.030 --> 00:35:37.050
Come on.

00:35:53.680 --> 00:35:56.080
We should do this
again sometime.

00:36:09.260 --> 00:36:10.320
Where's your car?

00:36:10.390 --> 00:36:11.420
What car?

00:36:22.070 --> 00:36:24.340
I don't know how
Tyler found that house,

00:36:24.410 --> 00:36:26.540
but he said
he'd been there for a year.

00:36:26.610 --> 00:36:29.670
It looked like it was
waiting to be torn down.

00:36:29.750 --> 00:36:31.980
Most of the windows
were boarded up.

00:36:32.050 --> 00:36:34.310
There was no lock
on the front door

00:36:34.390 --> 00:36:37.680
from when the police
or whoever kicked it in.

00:36:37.760 --> 00:36:39.450
The stairs
were ready to collapse.

00:36:39.520 --> 00:36:42.490
I didn't know if he owned it
or if he was squatting.

00:36:42.560 --> 00:36:44.430
Neither would have
surprised me.

00:36:45.660 --> 00:36:47.100
Yeah. That's you.

00:36:47.160 --> 00:36:48.290
That's me.

00:36:48.370 --> 00:36:50.160
That's the toilet.

00:36:50.230 --> 00:36:51.170
Good?

00:36:51.240 --> 00:36:52.170
Yeah. Thanks.

00:36:53.440 --> 00:36:55.130
What a shithole.

00:36:56.910 --> 00:36:58.640
Nothing worked.

00:37:00.210 --> 00:37:01.510
Turning on one light

00:37:01.580 --> 00:37:04.510
meant another light
in the house went out.

00:37:04.580 --> 00:37:06.020
There were no neighbors,

00:37:06.080 --> 00:37:08.110
just some warehouses
and a paper mill...

00:37:08.190 --> 00:37:09.950
that fart smell of steam,

00:37:10.050 --> 00:37:12.390
the hamster cage smell
of wood chips.

00:37:12.460 --> 00:37:14.480
After work tomorrow,
we'll be...

00:37:14.560 --> 00:37:16.530
Hey. What have
we here?

00:37:31.540 --> 00:37:32.470
Hey, guys.

00:37:32.540 --> 00:37:33.640
Hey.

00:37:33.710 --> 00:37:34.840
It's cool.

00:37:34.910 --> 00:37:35.900
Ohh!

00:37:44.720 --> 00:37:48.350
Every time it rained,
we had to kill the power.

00:37:48.430 --> 00:37:49.920
By the end
of the first month,

00:37:49.990 --> 00:37:51.720
I didn't miss TV.

00:37:51.800 --> 00:37:56.100
I didn't even mind the warm,
stale refrigerator.

00:38:08.780 --> 00:38:10.580
Can I be next?

00:38:14.890 --> 00:38:15.940
All right, man.

00:38:16.020 --> 00:38:18.250
Lose the tie.

00:38:21.790 --> 00:38:23.090
Ooh!

00:38:23.160 --> 00:38:24.750
At night,
Tyler and I were alone

00:38:24.800 --> 00:38:27.090
for a half a mile
in every direction.

00:38:33.040 --> 00:38:35.510
Rain trickled down
through the plaster

00:38:35.570 --> 00:38:36.970
and the light fixtures.

00:38:37.040 --> 00:38:38.870
Everything wooden
swelled and shrank.

00:38:38.940 --> 00:38:42.880
Everywhere were rusted nails
to snag your elbow on.

00:38:42.950 --> 00:38:46.280
The previous occupant had been
a bit of a shut-in.

00:38:46.350 --> 00:38:48.050
Hey, man, what
are you reading?

00:38:48.150 --> 00:38:49.210
Listen to this.

00:38:49.290 --> 00:38:51.190
It's an article
written by an organ

00:38:51.260 --> 00:38:52.690
in the first person.

00:38:52.760 --> 00:38:55.320
"I am Jack's
medulla oblongata.

00:38:55.390 --> 00:38:56.980
Without me, Jack
could not regulate

00:38:57.060 --> 00:38:59.260
his heart rate,
blood pressure, or breathing. "

00:38:59.330 --> 00:39:01.730
There's a whole series
of these.

00:39:01.800 --> 00:39:03.160
<i>"I am Jill's nipples. "</i>

00:39:04.600 --> 00:39:06.700
<i>"I am Jack's colon. "</i>

00:39:06.770 --> 00:39:09.170
Yeah. "I get cancer.
I kill Jack. "

00:39:10.710 --> 00:39:12.440
Whoa... Ohh!

00:39:12.510 --> 00:39:13.770
After fighting,

00:39:13.810 --> 00:39:16.040
everything else in your life
got the volume turned down.

00:39:19.650 --> 00:39:20.580
What?

00:39:20.650 --> 00:39:22.050
You could deal
with anything.

00:39:22.150 --> 00:39:23.590
Have you finished
those reports?

00:39:28.290 --> 00:39:29.590
If you could
fight anyone,

00:39:29.660 --> 00:39:30.850
who would you fight?

00:39:30.930 --> 00:39:33.400
I'd fight my boss,
probably.

00:39:33.460 --> 00:39:34.800
Really?

00:39:34.870 --> 00:39:37.460
Yeah. Why, who would
you fight?

00:39:37.540 --> 00:39:38.700
I'd fight my dad.

00:39:38.770 --> 00:39:40.570
I don't know my dad.

00:39:40.640 --> 00:39:42.440
I mean, I know him,

00:39:42.510 --> 00:39:45.340
but he left when I was,
like, 6 years old,

00:39:45.410 --> 00:39:47.810
married this other woman
and had some other kids.

00:39:47.880 --> 00:39:49.570
He, like, did this
every 6 years.

00:39:49.650 --> 00:39:52.510
He goes to a new city
and starts a new family.

00:39:52.580 --> 00:39:54.710
Fucker should open up
franchises.

00:39:56.190 --> 00:39:57.780
My dad never
went to college,

00:39:57.820 --> 00:40:00.290
so it was real
important that I go.

00:40:00.360 --> 00:40:01.420
That sounds familiar.

00:40:01.490 --> 00:40:03.620
So I graduate, I call
him up long distance.

00:40:03.690 --> 00:40:07.100
I say, "Dad, now what?"
He says, "Get a job. "

00:40:07.200 --> 00:40:08.100
Same here.

00:40:08.200 --> 00:40:09.220
Now I'm 25.

00:40:09.300 --> 00:40:10.630
I make
my yearly call again.

00:40:10.700 --> 00:40:12.900
I say, "Dad, now what?"

00:40:12.970 --> 00:40:15.400
He says, "I don't know.
Get married. "

00:40:15.470 --> 00:40:17.410
Eh, I mean...

00:40:17.470 --> 00:40:18.700
I can't get married.

00:40:19.840 --> 00:40:21.540
I'm a 30-year-old boy.

00:40:21.610 --> 00:40:23.100
We're a generation
of men

00:40:23.210 --> 00:40:24.370
raised by women.

00:40:24.450 --> 00:40:26.780
I'm wondering
if another woman

00:40:26.850 --> 00:40:28.680
is really
the answer we need.

00:40:34.120 --> 00:40:37.360
Most of the week,
we were Ozzie and Harriet.

00:40:38.860 --> 00:40:40.930
But every Saturday night,

00:40:41.000 --> 00:40:43.470
we were finding
something out.

00:40:43.530 --> 00:40:45.700
We were finding out
more and more

00:40:45.770 --> 00:40:46.830
that we were not alone.

00:40:49.470 --> 00:40:50.740
Who turned
the lights off?

00:40:50.810 --> 00:40:52.040
It used to be

00:40:52.110 --> 00:40:53.800
that when I came home
angry or depressed,

00:40:53.840 --> 00:40:55.540
I'd just clean my condo,

00:40:55.610 --> 00:40:57.580
polish
my Scandinavian furniture.

00:40:57.650 --> 00:41:00.010
I should've been looking
for a new condo.

00:41:00.080 --> 00:41:02.810
I should've been haggling
with my insurance company.

00:41:02.890 --> 00:41:06.720
I should've been upset about my
nice, neat flaming little shit.

00:41:06.790 --> 00:41:08.280
But I wasn't.

00:41:08.360 --> 00:41:09.760
The basic premise

00:41:09.790 --> 00:41:11.620
of cyber-netting
any office

00:41:11.700 --> 00:41:12.790
is make things
more efficient.

00:41:12.830 --> 00:41:14.090
Monday mornings,
all I could do

00:41:14.160 --> 00:41:15.260
was think about
next week.

00:41:15.330 --> 00:41:18.500
Can I get the icon
in cornflower blue?

00:41:18.570 --> 00:41:19.730
Absolutely.

00:41:19.800 --> 00:41:23.070
Efficiency is priority
number one, people,

00:41:23.140 --> 00:41:25.940
because waste
is a thief.

00:41:26.010 --> 00:41:27.710
I showed this already
to my man, here.

00:41:27.780 --> 00:41:29.080
You liked it,
didn't you?

00:41:33.050 --> 00:41:34.780
You can swallow
a pint of blood

00:41:34.850 --> 00:41:36.320
before you get sick.

00:41:37.690 --> 00:41:40.160
It was right
in everyone's face.

00:41:40.220 --> 00:41:42.390
Tyler and I
just made it visible.

00:41:42.460 --> 00:41:44.690
It was on the tip
of everyone's tongue.

00:41:44.760 --> 00:41:46.660
Tyler and I just
gave it a name.

00:41:58.240 --> 00:42:01.080
Come on, people,
you gotta go home.

00:42:21.700 --> 00:42:24.630
Turn off the jukebox.
Lock the back.

00:42:46.960 --> 00:42:48.890
Every week,
Tyler gave the rules

00:42:48.960 --> 00:42:50.260
that he and I decided.

00:42:50.360 --> 00:42:53.850
Gentlemen, welcome
to Fight Club.

00:42:56.800 --> 00:42:58.700
The first rule
of Fight Club is...

00:42:58.770 --> 00:43:01.200
you do not talk
about Fight Club.

00:43:01.270 --> 00:43:04.070
The second rule
of Fight Club is...

00:43:04.140 --> 00:43:07.770
you do not talk
about Fight Club.

00:43:07.810 --> 00:43:09.240
Third rule of Fight Club...

00:43:09.310 --> 00:43:13.010
Someone yells "Stop!"
goes limp, taps out,

00:43:13.080 --> 00:43:14.640
the fight is over.

00:43:14.720 --> 00:43:15.840
Fourth rule...

00:43:15.920 --> 00:43:18.250
Only 2 guys to a fight.

00:43:18.320 --> 00:43:19.310
Fifth rule...

00:43:19.420 --> 00:43:21.860
One fight at a time,
fellas.

00:43:22.990 --> 00:43:25.590
Sixth rule...
No shirts, no shoes.

00:43:25.660 --> 00:43:26.750
Seventh rule...

00:43:26.800 --> 00:43:29.530
Fights will go on
as long as they have to.

00:43:31.540 --> 00:43:33.940
And the eighth
and final rule...

00:43:34.000 --> 00:43:38.500
If this is your first night
at Fight Club...

00:43:38.580 --> 00:43:40.100
you have to fight.

00:43:44.720 --> 00:43:46.650
This kid from work,
Ricky,

00:43:46.720 --> 00:43:48.550
couldn't remember
whether you ordered pens

00:43:48.620 --> 00:43:49.780
with blue ink or black...

00:43:51.290 --> 00:43:52.350
Come on, man!

00:43:52.460 --> 00:43:54.120
But Ricky was a god
for 10 minutes

00:43:54.190 --> 00:43:56.790
when the trounced the maitre d'
of a local food court.

00:43:59.000 --> 00:44:00.790
Sometimes,
all you could hear

00:44:00.860 --> 00:44:03.090
were the flat, hard
packing sounds

00:44:03.170 --> 00:44:04.260
over the yelling...

00:44:07.740 --> 00:44:10.710
or the wet choke when
someone caught their breath

00:44:10.770 --> 00:44:11.710
and sprayed...

00:44:11.780 --> 00:44:12.900
Stop!

00:44:12.980 --> 00:44:15.910
You weren't alive anywhere
like you were there.

00:44:15.980 --> 00:44:17.340
But Fight Club
only exists

00:44:17.450 --> 00:44:19.680
in the hours between
when Fight Club starts

00:44:19.750 --> 00:44:21.580
and when Fight Club ends.

00:44:21.650 --> 00:44:24.750
Even if I could tell someone
they had a good fight,

00:44:24.790 --> 00:44:26.720
I wouldn't be talking
to the same man.

00:44:26.790 --> 00:44:28.310
Who you were
in Fight Club

00:44:28.390 --> 00:44:30.520
is not who you were
in the rest of the world.

00:44:30.590 --> 00:44:33.460
The guy who came to Fight Club
for the first time,

00:44:33.530 --> 00:44:35.520
his ass
was a wad of cookie dough.

00:44:35.600 --> 00:44:36.860
After a few weeks,

00:44:36.930 --> 00:44:38.530
he was carved
out of wood.

00:44:38.600 --> 00:44:40.630
If you could fight
any celebrity,

00:44:40.700 --> 00:44:42.100
who would you fight?

00:44:42.170 --> 00:44:43.230
Alive or dead?

00:44:43.310 --> 00:44:45.800
It doesn't matter.
Who'd be tough?

00:44:45.840 --> 00:44:47.710
Hemingway.

00:44:47.780 --> 00:44:50.270
You?

00:44:50.350 --> 00:44:51.470
Shatner.

00:44:51.550 --> 00:44:53.740
I'd fight
William Shatner.

00:44:55.220 --> 00:44:57.780
We all started
seeing things differently.

00:44:57.860 --> 00:44:59.650
Everywhere we went,

00:44:59.720 --> 00:45:01.850
we were sizing things up.

00:45:06.160 --> 00:45:08.690
I felt sorry for guys
packed into gyms,

00:45:08.770 --> 00:45:11.170
trying to look like
how Calvin Klein

00:45:11.240 --> 00:45:13.100
or Tommy Hilfiger
said they should.

00:45:13.170 --> 00:45:14.690
Is that what a man
looks like?

00:45:15.810 --> 00:45:18.780
Ahh. Self-improvement
is masturbation.

00:45:18.810 --> 00:45:21.210
And self-destruction.

00:45:21.280 --> 00:45:22.800
Excuse me.

00:45:33.960 --> 00:45:35.390
Kick his ass!

00:45:35.460 --> 00:45:36.930
Hit him again, man!
Come on! Hit him!

00:45:57.050 --> 00:46:00.410
Fight Club wasn't about
winning or losing.

00:46:00.480 --> 00:46:02.480
It wasn't about words.

00:46:05.360 --> 00:46:07.790
The hysterical shouting
was in tongues,

00:46:07.820 --> 00:46:09.990
like in
a Pentecostal church.

00:46:15.400 --> 00:46:16.370
- Is that it?
- Stop!

00:46:16.430 --> 00:46:18.420
When the fight
was over,

00:46:18.500 --> 00:46:20.440
nothing was solved,

00:46:20.500 --> 00:46:21.990
but nothing mattered.

00:46:22.070 --> 00:46:23.510
Hey, cool.

00:46:25.680 --> 00:46:29.240
Afterwards,
we all felt saved.

00:46:29.310 --> 00:46:31.410
Hey, man, how
about next week?

00:46:31.480 --> 00:46:32.910
How about next month?

00:46:32.980 --> 00:46:34.180
I hear you.

00:46:34.250 --> 00:46:35.410
Irwin, you're
in the middle.

00:46:35.490 --> 00:46:37.820
New guy. You, too.

00:46:38.990 --> 00:46:41.720
Sometimes,
Tyler spoke for me.

00:46:41.790 --> 00:46:43.760
He fell down
some stairs.

00:46:43.790 --> 00:46:46.350
I fell down
some stairs.

00:46:48.530 --> 00:46:50.860
Fight Club became the reason
to cut your hair short

00:46:50.930 --> 00:46:53.270
or trim your fingernails.

00:46:53.340 --> 00:46:55.810
OK. Any
historical figure.

00:46:55.870 --> 00:46:57.740
I'd fight Gandhi.

00:46:59.310 --> 00:47:00.240
Good answer.

00:47:00.310 --> 00:47:01.370
How about you?

00:47:01.450 --> 00:47:02.610
Lincoln.

00:47:02.680 --> 00:47:04.040
Lincoln?

00:47:04.110 --> 00:47:05.240
Mm.

00:47:05.320 --> 00:47:06.750
Big guy, big reach.

00:47:06.780 --> 00:47:09.010
Skinny guys fight
till they're burger.

00:47:09.090 --> 00:47:10.490
Fuck.

00:47:12.690 --> 00:47:15.420
Hey. Even the Mona Lisa's
falling apart.

00:47:24.200 --> 00:47:25.790
Hello.

00:47:25.870 --> 00:47:26.860
Where have
you been

00:47:26.940 --> 00:47:28.800
the last 8 weeks?

00:47:28.840 --> 00:47:30.140
Marla?

00:47:33.340 --> 00:47:34.810
How'd you find me?

00:47:34.850 --> 00:47:36.280
You left that
forwarding number.

00:47:36.350 --> 00:47:39.180
I haven't seen you
in any support groups.

00:47:39.250 --> 00:47:40.720
We split them up.

00:47:40.780 --> 00:47:42.750
That was the idea,
remember?

00:47:42.790 --> 00:47:45.580
Yeah, but you haven't
been going to yours.

00:47:45.690 --> 00:47:47.350
How do you know?

00:47:47.420 --> 00:47:49.150
I cheated.

00:47:49.230 --> 00:47:51.020
I found a new one.

00:47:51.090 --> 00:47:52.860
Really?

00:47:52.930 --> 00:47:53.920
It's for men only.

00:47:54.000 --> 00:47:55.590
Like the testicle thing?

00:47:55.700 --> 00:47:56.790
Waaah!

00:48:00.040 --> 00:48:01.370
Look, this is a bad time.

00:48:01.440 --> 00:48:03.930
I've been going
to Debtors Anonymous.

00:48:04.010 --> 00:48:06.100
You wanna see some
really fucked up people?

00:48:06.180 --> 00:48:07.540
I'm just on my way out.

00:48:07.610 --> 00:48:08.540
Me, too.

00:48:08.610 --> 00:48:09.600
I've got a stomachful
of Xanax.

00:48:09.710 --> 00:48:12.410
I took what was left
of a bottle.

00:48:12.480 --> 00:48:14.540
It might have been
too much.

00:48:14.620 --> 00:48:16.380
Just picture
watching Marla Singer

00:48:16.450 --> 00:48:18.350
throw herself around
her crummy apartment.

00:48:18.490 --> 00:48:20.460
But this isn't a
for-real suicide thing.

00:48:20.560 --> 00:48:22.890
This is probably one of
those cry-for-help things.

00:48:22.960 --> 00:48:24.390
This could
go on for hours.

00:48:24.460 --> 00:48:25.890
So you're staying in
tonight, then?

00:48:25.960 --> 00:48:27.400
Do you wanna wait

00:48:27.460 --> 00:48:28.830
and hear me
describe death?

00:48:28.900 --> 00:48:30.330
Do you wanna listen

00:48:30.400 --> 00:48:33.770
and see if my spirit
can use a phone?

00:48:35.310 --> 00:48:38.240
Have you ever heard
a death rattle before?

00:49:04.600 --> 00:49:06.130
Tyler's door was closed.

00:49:06.240 --> 00:49:07.760
I'd been living here
for 2 months,

00:49:07.840 --> 00:49:09.330
and Tyler's door
was never closed.

00:49:15.610 --> 00:49:17.810
You won't believe this dream
I had last night.

00:49:17.850 --> 00:49:20.820
Yeah, I can hardly believe
anything about last night.

00:49:30.690 --> 00:49:32.590
What... What are you
doing here?

00:49:36.330 --> 00:49:37.460
What?

00:49:37.530 --> 00:49:39.930
This is my house. What are
you doing in my house?

00:49:42.470 --> 00:49:43.440
Fuck you.

00:49:57.320 --> 00:49:58.950
Ha ha! Ohh...

00:49:59.020 --> 00:50:02.390
Oh, you got some fucked-up
friends, I'm tellin' you.

00:50:03.490 --> 00:50:05.120
Limber, though...

00:50:05.200 --> 00:50:06.490
silly coos.

00:50:08.200 --> 00:50:10.630
So, I come in last night.
Phone's off the hook.

00:50:10.700 --> 00:50:12.530
Guess who's
on the other end.

00:50:12.600 --> 00:50:14.760
I already knew the story
before he told it to me.

00:50:18.380 --> 00:50:20.710
Have you ever heard
a death rattle before?

00:50:20.780 --> 00:50:23.640
Do you think it'll
live up to its name?

00:50:23.710 --> 00:50:27.670
Or will it just be
a death... hairball?

00:50:30.920 --> 00:50:34.690
Prepare...
to evacuate soul.

00:50:36.660 --> 00:50:38.290
9...

00:50:38.360 --> 00:50:39.330
8...

00:50:39.400 --> 00:50:41.730
Now, how could Tyler,
of all people,

00:50:41.800 --> 00:50:45.930
think it was a bad thing that
Marla Singer was about to die?

00:50:46.000 --> 00:50:47.900
5...

00:50:47.970 --> 00:50:49.870
4...

00:50:49.940 --> 00:50:51.700
3... Oh, hang on.

00:50:57.480 --> 00:50:59.510
You got here fast.

00:51:01.150 --> 00:51:03.280
Did I call you?

00:51:04.960 --> 00:51:05.890
Huh?

00:51:07.020 --> 00:51:07.960
Hey.

00:51:14.360 --> 00:51:17.030
The mattress is all sealed
in slippery plastic.

00:51:20.300 --> 00:51:23.530
Oh, don't worry.
It's not a threat to you.

00:51:26.040 --> 00:51:27.410
Oh, fuck.

00:51:27.480 --> 00:51:29.710
Somebody called the cops.

00:51:41.860 --> 00:51:43.220
Hey, where's 513?

00:51:43.290 --> 00:51:45.730
End of the hall.

00:51:45.800 --> 00:51:47.260
You know, the girl
who lives there

00:51:47.360 --> 00:51:49.700
used to be a charming,
lovely girl.

00:51:49.770 --> 00:51:51.960
She's lost faith
in herself.

00:51:52.040 --> 00:51:52.970
Miss Singer!

00:51:53.040 --> 00:51:54.830
She's a monster.

00:51:54.940 --> 00:51:56.570
You have every
reason to live!

00:51:56.640 --> 00:51:59.070
She's infectious
human waste!

00:51:59.140 --> 00:52:00.070
Miss Singer!

00:52:00.140 --> 00:52:02.110
<i>Good luck
trying to save her!</i>

00:52:08.620 --> 00:52:12.210
If I fall asleep,
I'm done for.

00:52:13.660 --> 00:52:16.560
You're gonna have to
keep me up...

00:52:16.630 --> 00:52:18.590
all... night.

00:52:18.700 --> 00:52:21.060
Un-fucking-believable.

00:52:21.130 --> 00:52:23.290
He was obviously
able to handle it.

00:52:23.370 --> 00:52:24.530
You know what I mean.
You fucked her.

00:52:25.800 --> 00:52:27.100
No, I didn't.

00:52:27.170 --> 00:52:28.640
Never?

00:52:28.740 --> 00:52:29.670
No.

00:52:31.040 --> 00:52:32.300
You're not into her,
are you?

00:52:32.380 --> 00:52:34.780
No! God, not at all.

00:52:34.810 --> 00:52:37.180
I am Jack's
raging bile duct.

00:52:37.250 --> 00:52:39.220
Are you sure?
You can tell me.

00:52:39.320 --> 00:52:40.780
Believe me, I'm sure.

00:52:40.850 --> 00:52:41.820
Put a gun
to my head

00:52:41.890 --> 00:52:43.790
and paint the walls
with my brains.

00:52:43.820 --> 00:52:45.050
That's good,
'cause she's a predator

00:52:45.120 --> 00:52:46.520
posing
as a house pet.

00:52:46.590 --> 00:52:48.580
Stay away
from that one.

00:52:50.590 --> 00:52:52.030
And the shit that came out
of this woman's mouth

00:52:52.100 --> 00:52:53.030
I ain't never heard.

00:52:53.100 --> 00:52:54.290
My God.

00:52:54.360 --> 00:52:57.230
I haven't been fucked
like that since grade school.

00:52:58.340 --> 00:52:59.320
Uhh!

00:52:59.440 --> 00:53:01.230
How could
Tyler not go for that?

00:53:01.300 --> 00:53:02.770
The night before last,
he was splicing

00:53:02.810 --> 00:53:04.640
sex organs
into Cinderella.

00:53:04.710 --> 00:53:05.770
Marla doesn't
need a lover.

00:53:05.810 --> 00:53:07.300
She needs
a fucking case worker.

00:53:07.380 --> 00:53:10.010
She needs a wash. And she's
in love with sport fuckin'.

00:53:10.080 --> 00:53:12.210
She invaded
my support groups.

00:53:12.280 --> 00:53:13.720
Now she'd invaded my home.

00:53:13.780 --> 00:53:15.720
Hey, hey.
Sit down.

00:53:20.020 --> 00:53:22.650
Now, listen. Can't have you
talking to her about me.

00:53:22.730 --> 00:53:24.060
Why would I talk
to her...

00:53:24.130 --> 00:53:26.100
You say anything about me
or what goes on in this house

00:53:26.200 --> 00:53:29.530
to her or to anybody,
we're done.

00:53:29.600 --> 00:53:30.790
Now, promise me.

00:53:30.830 --> 00:53:31.800
OK.

00:53:31.840 --> 00:53:32.800
You promise?

00:53:32.840 --> 00:53:34.740
- Yeah, I promise.
- Promise.

00:53:34.800 --> 00:53:36.270
I just said
I promise.

00:53:36.370 --> 00:53:37.900
That's 3 times
you promised.

00:53:40.380 --> 00:53:42.280
If only I had wasted
a couple of minutes

00:53:42.350 --> 00:53:44.510
and gone to watch
Marla Singer die,

00:53:44.580 --> 00:53:46.110
none of this
would've happened.

00:53:46.220 --> 00:53:49.080
Unhh!
Unhh! Unhh!

00:53:49.150 --> 00:53:50.080
Unhh!

00:53:51.150 --> 00:53:53.620
Yeah! Oh!
Harder! Harder!

00:53:53.690 --> 00:53:55.660
Yeah! Ooh! Aah!

00:53:55.730 --> 00:53:58.350
Aah! Ohh! Aah!

00:54:01.660 --> 00:54:04.100
I could've moved
to another room...

00:54:04.170 --> 00:54:07.000
on the third floor, where
I might not have heard them.

00:54:07.100 --> 00:54:08.000
Oh, baby!

00:54:08.100 --> 00:54:09.730
But I didn't.

00:54:18.520 --> 00:54:19.450
Ohh!

00:54:19.520 --> 00:54:22.880
Ohh! Ohh! Ohh!

00:54:22.950 --> 00:54:25.150
Ohh! Ohh! Aaahh!

00:54:25.220 --> 00:54:27.190
Aah! Aah! Aah!

00:54:28.590 --> 00:54:31.360
- Aah! Ohhh! Ohh!
- Ow!

00:54:32.460 --> 00:54:33.390
Ohh!

00:54:34.460 --> 00:54:36.090
What are you doin'?

00:54:36.170 --> 00:54:38.530
Just goin' to bed.

00:54:39.600 --> 00:54:41.000
Want to
finish her off?

00:54:41.100 --> 00:54:42.000
Uhh... oh!

00:54:43.210 --> 00:54:44.140
No.

00:54:44.210 --> 00:54:45.140
No, thank you.

00:54:45.210 --> 00:54:47.140
I found
the cigarettes.

00:54:47.210 --> 00:54:49.470
Who are you
talking to?

00:54:49.550 --> 00:54:50.600
Shut up.

00:54:50.680 --> 00:54:53.650
I became the calm little
center of the world.

00:54:55.020 --> 00:54:56.610
I was the Zen master.

00:54:56.720 --> 00:54:58.410
Ohh! Ohh! Ohh!

00:55:01.830 --> 00:55:04.590
I wrote little haiku poems.

00:55:04.660 --> 00:55:06.390
I e-mailed them to everyone.

00:55:07.660 --> 00:55:08.860
Is that your blood?

00:55:11.330 --> 00:55:12.730
Some of it, yeah.

00:55:12.800 --> 00:55:14.290
You can't smoke
in here.

00:55:15.540 --> 00:55:17.800
Take the rest
of the day off.

00:55:17.840 --> 00:55:20.440
Come back Monday
with some clean clothes.

00:55:20.510 --> 00:55:21.910
Get yourself together.

00:55:21.980 --> 00:55:25.070
I got right in
everyone's hostile little face.

00:55:25.180 --> 00:55:27.450
Yes, these are bruises
from fighting.

00:55:27.520 --> 00:55:29.610
Yes, I'm comfortable with that.

00:55:29.690 --> 00:55:31.150
I... am enlightened.

00:55:33.820 --> 00:55:35.550
You give up
the condo life...

00:55:35.630 --> 00:55:38.460
give up all your
flaming worldly possessions...

00:55:38.530 --> 00:55:40.220
go live
in a dilapidated house

00:55:40.300 --> 00:55:42.420
in a toxic waste
part of town...

00:55:42.500 --> 00:55:44.800
and you have to
come home to this.

00:55:44.830 --> 00:55:46.100
Ohh! Ohh! Ohh!

00:55:51.940 --> 00:55:54.000
Ohh! Ohh! Ohh!

00:55:56.780 --> 00:55:57.710
Hello?

00:55:57.780 --> 00:55:59.110
Yes. This is
Detective Stern

00:55:59.220 --> 00:56:01.010
with the Arson Unit.

00:56:01.080 --> 00:56:02.310
We have
some new information

00:56:02.390 --> 00:56:04.750
about the incident
at your former condo.

00:56:04.820 --> 00:56:05.790
Yes?

00:56:05.890 --> 00:56:07.050
I don't know
if you're aware,

00:56:07.120 --> 00:56:09.490
but it seems that
someone sprayed freon

00:56:09.560 --> 00:56:10.820
into your front door
lock,

00:56:10.890 --> 00:56:14.230
then tapped it with a chisel
to shatter the cylinder.

00:56:14.300 --> 00:56:15.820
No, I wasn't aware
of that at all.

00:56:15.930 --> 00:56:17.800
I am Jack's cold sweat.

00:56:17.900 --> 00:56:19.990
Does this sound
strange to you?

00:56:20.100 --> 00:56:22.000
Uh, yes, sir.
Strange. Very strange.

00:56:22.070 --> 00:56:23.000
The dynamite...

00:56:23.070 --> 00:56:24.000
Dynamite?

00:56:24.070 --> 00:56:25.100
left a residue

00:56:25.240 --> 00:56:28.340
of ammonium oxylate
potassium chloride.

00:56:28.440 --> 00:56:30.410
Do you know
what this means?

00:56:30.480 --> 00:56:31.910
No. What
does it mean?

00:56:31.980 --> 00:56:33.880
It means it was
homemade.

00:56:35.120 --> 00:56:36.610
I'm sorry.
This is just coming

00:56:36.720 --> 00:56:38.240
as quite a shock
to me, sir.

00:56:38.350 --> 00:56:40.320
See, whoever set
this homemade dynamite

00:56:40.390 --> 00:56:41.880
could've blown out
your pilot light

00:56:41.990 --> 00:56:43.860
days before
the actual explosion.

00:56:43.930 --> 00:56:45.790
The gas was
just the detonator.

00:56:45.830 --> 00:56:47.260
Who would go and do
such a thing?

00:56:47.330 --> 00:56:48.560
I'll ask the questions.

00:56:48.670 --> 00:56:50.860
Tell him.
Tell him the liberator

00:56:50.970 --> 00:56:53.700
who destroyed my property
has realigned my perception.

00:56:53.800 --> 00:56:55.430
Excuse me.
Are you there?

00:56:55.540 --> 00:56:57.470
No, I am listening.
It's a little hard to know

00:56:57.540 --> 00:56:58.870
what to make
of all this.

00:56:58.940 --> 00:57:01.040
Have you recently made
enemies with anyone

00:57:01.140 --> 00:57:03.480
who might have access
to homemade dynamite?

00:57:03.550 --> 00:57:04.600
- Enemies?
- Reject the basic

00:57:04.710 --> 00:57:06.110
assumption of civilization,

00:57:06.180 --> 00:57:07.950
especially the importance
of material possessions.

00:57:08.050 --> 00:57:09.520
Son, this is serious.

00:57:09.590 --> 00:57:10.920
Yes, I know
it's serious.

00:57:10.990 --> 00:57:11.920
I mean that.

00:57:11.990 --> 00:57:13.580
Yes,
it's very serious.

00:57:13.690 --> 00:57:16.630
Look, nobody takes this
more seriously than me.

00:57:16.690 --> 00:57:18.920
That condo was my life.

00:57:19.030 --> 00:57:22.960
OK? I loved every stick
of furniture in that place.

00:57:23.070 --> 00:57:24.970
That was not just
a bunch of stuff

00:57:25.030 --> 00:57:26.090
that got destroyed.

00:57:26.200 --> 00:57:27.230
It was me!

00:57:27.340 --> 00:57:28.770
I'd like
to thank the Academy.

00:57:28.810 --> 00:57:30.470
Is this not
a good time for you?

00:57:30.570 --> 00:57:32.300
Just tell him
you fuckin' did it.

00:57:32.410 --> 00:57:33.340
Shhh!

00:57:33.410 --> 00:57:34.880
Tell him you
blew it all up.

00:57:34.980 --> 00:57:37.540
That's what
he wants to hear.

00:57:37.650 --> 00:57:38.840
Are you still there?

00:57:38.950 --> 00:57:41.540
Wait. Are you saying
that I'm a suspect?

00:57:41.650 --> 00:57:44.180
No, no. I may need to talk
to you a little further,

00:57:44.320 --> 00:57:46.220
so how about you just lettin' me
know if you're gonna leave town?

00:57:46.320 --> 00:57:47.380
OK?

00:57:47.490 --> 00:57:48.550
OK.

00:57:52.130 --> 00:57:53.320
Except
for their humping,

00:57:53.430 --> 00:57:56.130
Tyler and Marla were
never in the same room.

00:57:56.230 --> 00:57:59.260
My parents pulled this
exact same act for years.

00:57:59.370 --> 00:58:03.170
The condom is the glass slipper
of our generation.

00:58:03.240 --> 00:58:06.170
You slip one on
when you meet a stranger.

00:58:06.240 --> 00:58:08.680
You... dance
all night.

00:58:08.750 --> 00:58:10.840
Then you
throw it away.

00:58:10.950 --> 00:58:13.380
The condom, I mean.
Not the stranger.

00:58:14.780 --> 00:58:16.220
What?

00:58:21.090 --> 00:58:23.850
I got this dress
at a thrift store for $1.00.

00:58:23.960 --> 00:58:25.860
It was worth
every penny.

00:58:25.930 --> 00:58:27.830
It's a bridesmaid's dress.

00:58:29.870 --> 00:58:32.360
Someone loved it...
intensely

00:58:32.470 --> 00:58:34.870
for one day...

00:58:34.940 --> 00:58:36.430
then tossed it.

00:58:38.540 --> 00:58:40.700
Like a Christmas tree...

00:58:40.810 --> 00:58:42.240
so special...

00:58:43.550 --> 00:58:46.040
then... bam...

00:58:46.150 --> 00:58:48.710
it's on the side
of the road...

00:58:48.820 --> 00:58:51.010
tinsel still
clinging to it...

00:58:52.960 --> 00:58:55.860
like a sex crime victim...

00:58:55.930 --> 00:58:58.450
underwear inside out...

00:58:58.560 --> 00:59:00.390
bound with electrical tape.

00:59:00.460 --> 00:59:01.690
Well, then it suits you.

00:59:02.930 --> 00:59:04.760
You can borrow it
sometime.

00:59:12.240 --> 00:59:13.500
Get rid of her.

00:59:14.780 --> 00:59:15.970
Why can't you
get rid of her?

00:59:16.080 --> 00:59:17.210
Don't mention me.

00:59:17.310 --> 00:59:18.800
I'm 6 years old again,

00:59:18.920 --> 00:59:21.110
passing messages
between parents.

00:59:25.090 --> 00:59:26.680
I really think it's time
you got out of here.

00:59:26.790 --> 00:59:27.950
Don't worry.
I'm leaving.

00:59:28.060 --> 00:59:28.990
Not that we don't love
your little visits.

00:59:29.060 --> 00:59:30.490
You are such
a nut case.

00:59:30.560 --> 00:59:32.030
I can't even begin
to keep up.

00:59:34.060 --> 00:59:36.830
Gotta get off

00:59:36.930 --> 00:59:37.990
Thanks. Bye.

00:59:38.100 --> 00:59:43.940
Gotta get off
this merry-go-round

00:59:49.050 --> 00:59:51.070
Gotta get on where

00:59:53.280 --> 00:59:54.720
You kids.

00:59:54.780 --> 00:59:57.950
Wh... Why do you still
waste time with her?

01:00:00.290 --> 01:00:01.780
I'll say this
about Marla...

01:00:01.860 --> 01:00:03.950
at least she's tryin'
to hit bottom.

01:00:04.060 --> 01:00:05.430
What, and I'm not?

01:00:05.500 --> 01:00:06.550
Stickin' feathers
up your butt

01:00:06.660 --> 01:00:07.650
does not make you
a chicken.

01:00:09.130 --> 01:00:10.500
What are we doin' tonight?

01:00:10.570 --> 01:00:12.190
- Tonight?
- Yeah.

01:00:12.300 --> 01:00:14.270
We make soap.

01:00:14.370 --> 01:00:15.460
Really.

01:00:15.570 --> 01:00:16.600
To make soap,
first we render fat.

01:00:37.130 --> 01:00:38.990
The salt balance
has to be just right,

01:00:39.060 --> 01:00:41.790
so the best fat for making
soap comes from humans.

01:00:42.900 --> 01:00:44.090
Wait.
What is this place?

01:00:44.170 --> 01:00:45.660
A liposuction clinic.

01:00:53.980 --> 01:00:55.030
Aha! Pay dirt.

01:00:56.150 --> 01:00:59.270
The richest, creamiest fat
in the world.

01:00:59.350 --> 01:01:00.780
Fat of the land.

01:01:08.190 --> 01:01:09.120
Come on.

01:01:13.730 --> 01:01:15.220
Oh, God! Oh!

01:01:15.300 --> 01:01:16.930
Get another one.
Unhh!

01:01:23.540 --> 01:01:25.630
As the fat renders, the tallows
float to the surface.

01:01:25.710 --> 01:01:27.470
Like in Boy Scouts.

01:01:27.540 --> 01:01:29.910
I can imagine you
as a Boy Scout.

01:01:29.980 --> 01:01:30.970
Keep stirrin'.

01:01:33.950 --> 01:01:35.250
Once the tallow hardens,

01:01:35.320 --> 01:01:37.550
we skim off
a layer of glycerin.

01:01:37.620 --> 01:01:39.920
If you were to add nitric
acid, you got nitroglycerin.

01:01:39.990 --> 01:01:41.250
If you were then to add
sodium nitrate

01:01:41.320 --> 01:01:43.950
and a dash of sawdust,
you got dynamite.

01:01:44.030 --> 01:01:45.820
Yeah, with enough soap,

01:01:45.900 --> 01:01:48.190
we could blow up
just about anything.

01:01:48.260 --> 01:01:50.200
Tyler was full
of useful information.

01:01:50.270 --> 01:01:52.700
Now, ancient peoples found
that clothes got cleaner

01:01:52.770 --> 01:01:54.570
when they washed them at a
certain point in the river.

01:01:54.640 --> 01:01:56.160
- You know why?
- No.

01:01:59.840 --> 01:02:01.400
Human sacrifices
were once made

01:02:01.510 --> 01:02:02.840
on the hills
above this river.

01:02:02.910 --> 01:02:05.070
Bodies burned. Water seeped
into the wood and ashes

01:02:05.150 --> 01:02:06.810
to create lye.

01:02:06.880 --> 01:02:09.180
This is lye,
the crucial ingredient.

01:02:09.250 --> 01:02:10.980
Once it mixed with the
melted fat of bodies,

01:02:11.050 --> 01:02:12.540
a thick, white,
soapy discharge

01:02:12.620 --> 01:02:14.990
crept into the river.
May I see your hand, please?

01:02:23.130 --> 01:02:24.330
What is this?

01:02:24.400 --> 01:02:25.830
This... is chemical burn.

01:02:25.900 --> 01:02:26.990
Uh... Aah! Aah!

01:02:27.070 --> 01:02:28.930
It'll hurt more than
you've ever been burned,

01:02:29.010 --> 01:02:30.600
and you will have
a scar.

01:02:30.670 --> 01:02:34.040
If meditation worked for
cancer, it could work for this.

01:02:34.110 --> 01:02:35.870
Stay with the pain.
Don't shove to center.

01:02:35.950 --> 01:02:37.610
No, no! Oh, God!

01:02:37.680 --> 01:02:39.050
Look at your hand.

01:02:39.120 --> 01:02:40.480
The first soap was made
from the ashes of heroes,

01:02:40.580 --> 01:02:42.110
like the first monkey
shot into space.

01:02:42.180 --> 01:02:43.850
Without pain,
without sacrifice,

01:02:43.920 --> 01:02:45.220
we would have nothin'.

01:02:45.290 --> 01:02:48.220
I tried not to think of the
the words "sear" or "flesh. "

01:02:48.290 --> 01:02:49.820
Stop it!
This is your pain.

01:02:49.890 --> 01:02:51.450
This is your burning
hand. It's right here.

01:02:51.560 --> 01:02:52.620
I'm going to my cave.

01:02:52.700 --> 01:02:54.220
I'm going to my cave
and find my power animal.

01:02:54.300 --> 01:02:57.360
No! Don't deal with it the way
those dead people do!

01:02:57.430 --> 01:02:58.370
Come on!

01:02:58.430 --> 01:02:59.630
I get the point!
OK! Please!

01:02:59.700 --> 01:03:01.260
No. What you're feeling
is premature enlightenment.

01:03:05.940 --> 01:03:07.810
This is the greatest moment
of your life, man,

01:03:07.880 --> 01:03:10.900
and you're off
somewhere...

01:03:10.980 --> 01:03:12.450
Shut up.

01:03:12.520 --> 01:03:13.980
Our fathers were
our models for God.

01:03:14.050 --> 01:03:15.310
If our fathers bailed,

01:03:15.380 --> 01:03:17.180
what does that
tell you about God?

01:03:17.250 --> 01:03:18.190
No, no.

01:03:18.250 --> 01:03:19.950
Listen to me.

01:03:20.020 --> 01:03:21.960
You have to consider
the possibility

01:03:22.020 --> 01:03:24.080
that God
does not like you,

01:03:24.160 --> 01:03:25.220
He never wanted you.

01:03:25.290 --> 01:03:27.690
In all probability,
He hates you.

01:03:27.760 --> 01:03:29.590
This is not the worst thing
that can happen.

01:03:29.670 --> 01:03:31.330
We don't need Him.

01:03:31.400 --> 01:03:32.420
We don't! I agree!

01:03:32.500 --> 01:03:34.300
Fuck damnation, man.
Fuck redemption.

01:03:34.370 --> 01:03:35.800
We are God's
unwanted children?

01:03:35.870 --> 01:03:36.960
So be it!

01:03:38.410 --> 01:03:40.240
Listen! You can run
water over your hand

01:03:40.310 --> 01:03:42.640
to make it worse, or...
look at me...

01:03:42.710 --> 01:03:44.940
or you can use vinegar
to neutralize the burn.

01:03:45.010 --> 01:03:46.240
Please let me have
some! Please!

01:03:46.320 --> 01:03:47.940
First you have to
give up.

01:03:48.020 --> 01:03:51.320
First you have to know,
not fear,

01:03:51.390 --> 01:03:54.290
know that someday
you're gonna die.

01:03:54.360 --> 01:03:56.120
You don't know
how this feels!

01:04:01.500 --> 01:04:02.690
It's only after
we've lost everything

01:04:02.770 --> 01:04:04.790
that we're free
to do anything.

01:04:06.770 --> 01:04:07.700
OK.

01:04:22.950 --> 01:04:24.210
Congratulations.

01:04:24.290 --> 01:04:27.150
You're one step closer
to hitting bottom.

01:04:29.660 --> 01:04:31.790
Tyler sold his soap
to department stores

01:04:31.830 --> 01:04:33.590
at $20 a bar.

01:04:33.700 --> 01:04:35.030
<i>God knows
what they charged.</i>

01:04:35.100 --> 01:04:37.790
This is
the best soap.

01:04:37.830 --> 01:04:39.360
Why, thank you,
Suzie.

01:04:39.440 --> 01:04:40.930
It was beautiful.

01:04:41.000 --> 01:04:42.400
We were selling rich women

01:04:42.470 --> 01:04:44.800
their own fat asses
back to them.

01:04:46.280 --> 01:04:47.900
He was wearing
his yellow tie.

01:04:47.980 --> 01:04:50.570
I didn't even wear a tie
to work anymore.

01:04:50.680 --> 01:04:52.240
"The first rule
of Fight Club

01:04:52.310 --> 01:04:54.010
is you don't talk
about Fight Club"?

01:04:54.080 --> 01:04:55.780
I'm half asleep again.

01:04:55.820 --> 01:04:57.680
I must've left the original
in the copy machine.

01:04:57.750 --> 01:05:00.220
"The second rule of Fight Club... "
Is this yours?

01:05:00.290 --> 01:05:02.020
Huh?

01:05:02.090 --> 01:05:03.580
Pretend you're me.

01:05:03.690 --> 01:05:05.420
Make a managerial
decision.

01:05:05.490 --> 01:05:08.120
You find this.
What would you do?

01:05:12.840 --> 01:05:14.800
Well, I gotta tell ya...

01:05:14.840 --> 01:05:18.360
I'd be very, very careful
who you talk to about that.

01:05:18.440 --> 01:05:20.140
Because the person
who wrote that...

01:05:20.210 --> 01:05:21.940
is dangerous.

01:05:22.010 --> 01:05:24.910
And this buttoned-down,
oxford-cloth psycho

01:05:24.980 --> 01:05:26.540
might just snap

01:05:26.620 --> 01:05:29.210
and then stalk
from office to office

01:05:29.290 --> 01:05:32.980
with an Armilade AR-10
carbine gas-powered

01:05:33.060 --> 01:05:34.610
semi-automatic weapon,

01:05:34.720 --> 01:05:36.560
pumping round
after round

01:05:36.630 --> 01:05:38.530
into colleagues
and coworkers.

01:05:39.830 --> 01:05:43.230
This might be someone
you've known for years...

01:05:43.300 --> 01:05:46.670
someone very...
very... close to you.

01:05:46.770 --> 01:05:49.830
Tyler's words
coming out of my mouth.

01:05:51.610 --> 01:05:53.370
And I used to be
such a nice guy.

01:05:53.440 --> 01:05:55.740
Maybe you shouldn't bring me
every little piece of trash

01:05:55.780 --> 01:05:57.410
you happen to pick up.

01:06:00.220 --> 01:06:02.080
Liability.

01:06:02.150 --> 01:06:03.850
My tit's gonna rot off.

01:06:05.820 --> 01:06:07.350
Will you excuse me?
I need to take this.

01:06:13.660 --> 01:06:15.060
What're you talking about?

01:06:15.130 --> 01:06:17.330
I need you to check and see
if there's a lump in my breast.

01:06:17.400 --> 01:06:19.030
Go to a hospital.

01:06:19.100 --> 01:06:21.300
I can't afford to throw money
away on a doctor.

01:06:22.840 --> 01:06:24.570
I don't know
about this, Marla.

01:06:24.640 --> 01:06:26.340
Please?

01:06:26.410 --> 01:06:28.140
She didn't
call Tyler.

01:06:28.210 --> 01:06:30.370
I'm neutral in her book.

01:06:32.620 --> 01:06:33.710
That's nice.

01:06:33.780 --> 01:06:35.340
Taking food
to Mrs...

01:06:35.420 --> 01:06:36.780
Hannaburr,
Mrs. Raines?

01:06:36.850 --> 01:06:38.220
Who are they...
exactly?

01:06:38.290 --> 01:06:40.050
Tragically,
they're dead.

01:06:40.120 --> 01:06:41.920
I'm alive,
and I'm in poverty.

01:06:41.990 --> 01:06:42.960
You want any?

01:06:43.030 --> 01:06:43.960
No. No.

01:06:44.030 --> 01:06:45.320
I got one for you.

01:06:45.390 --> 01:06:46.760
Thanks for the thought.

01:06:48.660 --> 01:06:50.930
What happened
to your hand?

01:06:51.000 --> 01:06:52.160
Uh... nothin'.

01:06:53.270 --> 01:06:54.200
Right there.

01:06:54.270 --> 01:06:55.200
Uhh.

01:06:56.510 --> 01:06:57.940
Feel anything?

01:06:58.010 --> 01:06:58.940
No.

01:06:59.010 --> 01:07:00.270
Well, make sure.

01:07:02.180 --> 01:07:04.270
OK, I'm...
I'm pretty sure.

01:07:04.350 --> 01:07:05.400
You feel nothing.

01:07:05.480 --> 01:07:07.510
No. Nothing.

01:07:09.520 --> 01:07:11.450
Well, that's a relief.

01:07:11.520 --> 01:07:12.780
Thank you.

01:07:12.860 --> 01:07:14.790
Uh, um...
no problem.

01:07:14.860 --> 01:07:16.980
I wish I could
return the favor.

01:07:17.060 --> 01:07:19.150
There's not a lot of breast cancer
in the men in my family.

01:07:19.230 --> 01:07:20.660
Could check
your prostate.

01:07:20.730 --> 01:07:22.720
I think I'm OK.

01:07:22.800 --> 01:07:24.730
Well, thanks, anyway.

01:07:29.810 --> 01:07:31.030
Are we done?

01:07:31.110 --> 01:07:34.470
Yeah, we're done.
See you... around.

01:07:51.790 --> 01:07:52.760
Cornelius?

01:07:53.930 --> 01:07:54.830
Cornelius!

01:07:56.330 --> 01:07:57.630
It's me...

01:07:57.700 --> 01:07:59.070
Bob!

01:07:59.130 --> 01:08:00.530
Hey... Bob.

01:08:02.440 --> 01:08:04.100
Hey. Uhh!

01:08:04.170 --> 01:08:05.370
We all thought
you were dead.

01:08:05.440 --> 01:08:07.600
No, no. Still here.

01:08:07.680 --> 01:08:09.610
<i>How are you, Bob?</i>

01:08:09.680 --> 01:08:11.510
Better than I've ever been
in my whole life.

01:08:11.580 --> 01:08:14.280
Really. You still
remaining men together?

01:08:14.350 --> 01:08:16.440
No, no. I got somethin'
so much better now.

01:08:16.520 --> 01:08:18.010
Really.
What is it?

01:08:19.490 --> 01:08:21.220
Well...

01:08:21.290 --> 01:08:23.380
first rule is...

01:08:23.460 --> 01:08:25.290
I'm not supposed
to talk about it.

01:08:26.430 --> 01:08:27.790
And the second rule is,

01:08:27.830 --> 01:08:29.590
I'm not supposed
to talk about it.

01:08:29.670 --> 01:08:31.260
And the third
rule is...

01:08:31.330 --> 01:08:33.730
Bob. Bob.
I'm a member.

01:08:33.800 --> 01:08:36.330
Look at my face, Bob.

01:08:38.470 --> 01:08:40.640
That's fuckin'...
That's fuckin' great.

01:08:40.710 --> 01:08:42.640
I've... I've
never seen you there.

01:08:42.710 --> 01:08:44.440
I go Tuesdays
and Thursdays.

01:08:44.510 --> 01:08:46.480
I go Saturday.

01:08:46.550 --> 01:08:47.810
Congratulations.

01:08:48.950 --> 01:08:50.980
Yeah. Hey,
to both of us, right?

01:08:51.050 --> 01:08:52.780
Have you heard about the guy
that invented this thing?

01:08:52.820 --> 01:08:54.480
Well, uh,
yeah, actually. I...

01:08:54.560 --> 01:08:56.750
I hear all kinds
of things.

01:08:56.790 --> 01:09:01.090
Supposedly... he was born
in a mental institution.

01:09:01.160 --> 01:09:04.760
And he sleeps only
one hour a night.

01:09:04.800 --> 01:09:06.170
He's a great man.

01:09:06.240 --> 01:09:07.170
Oh...

01:09:07.240 --> 01:09:09.500
Do you know
about Tyler Durden?

01:09:18.550 --> 01:09:20.070
Ha ha ha!

01:09:25.120 --> 01:09:29.790
Take him down!

01:09:34.930 --> 01:09:37.230
I didn't hurt you,
did I?

01:09:37.300 --> 01:09:39.860
Actually, you did.

01:09:39.940 --> 01:09:41.560
Thank you for this.

01:09:41.640 --> 01:09:43.760
Thank you, thank you,
thank you.

01:09:43.810 --> 01:09:44.770
Fight Club.

01:09:44.810 --> 01:09:46.740
Bob. Bob. Bob. Bob.

01:09:46.810 --> 01:09:48.400
This was mine
and Tyler's gift...

01:09:48.540 --> 01:09:50.670
our gift to the world.

01:09:50.750 --> 01:09:52.580
Look around. Look around.

01:09:52.650 --> 01:09:54.550
I see a lot
of new faces.

01:09:54.620 --> 01:09:55.550
- Ha ha!
- Ha ha!

01:09:55.620 --> 01:09:56.610
Shut up!

01:09:57.890 --> 01:09:59.750
Which means a lot of you

01:09:59.820 --> 01:10:02.720
have been breaking
the first 2 rules of Fight Club.

01:10:10.970 --> 01:10:12.260
Man, I see in Fight Club

01:10:12.330 --> 01:10:15.200
the strongest and smartest
men who've ever lived.

01:10:15.270 --> 01:10:17.760
I see all this
potential.

01:10:17.810 --> 01:10:19.140
And I see squandering.

01:10:20.510 --> 01:10:21.600
God damn it.

01:10:21.680 --> 01:10:24.610
An entire generation
pumping gas...

01:10:24.680 --> 01:10:26.170
waiting tables...

01:10:26.250 --> 01:10:28.180
slaves with white collars.

01:10:30.990 --> 01:10:34.080
Advertising has its taste
in cars and clothes...

01:10:34.160 --> 01:10:37.390
working jobs we hate so we can
buy shit we don't need.

01:10:41.200 --> 01:10:43.790
We're the middle children
of history, man.

01:10:43.830 --> 01:10:46.300
No purpose or place.

01:10:46.370 --> 01:10:49.800
We have no Great War...
no Great Depression.

01:10:52.370 --> 01:10:55.140
Our Great War's
a spiritual war.

01:10:55.210 --> 01:10:58.440
Our Great Depression
is our lives.

01:11:02.380 --> 01:11:03.820
We've all been raised
on television

01:11:03.850 --> 01:11:05.820
to believe that one day
we'd all be millionaires

01:11:05.850 --> 01:11:08.350
and movie gods
and rock stars.

01:11:08.420 --> 01:11:10.150
But we won't.

01:11:10.230 --> 01:11:12.130
We're slowly learning
that fact.

01:11:13.460 --> 01:11:16.090
And we're very,
very pissed off.

01:11:16.170 --> 01:11:17.100
- Yeah!
- Yeah!

01:11:21.100 --> 01:11:24.470
First rule of Fight Club is
you do not talk about...

01:11:30.450 --> 01:11:31.720
Who are you?

01:11:32.860 --> 01:11:34.080
Who am I?

01:11:34.160 --> 01:11:35.220
Yeah.

01:11:36.730 --> 01:11:37.750
There's a sign
in the front

01:11:37.830 --> 01:11:38.890
that says
"Lou's Tavern. "

01:11:40.030 --> 01:11:42.220
I'm fuckin' Lou.

01:11:42.300 --> 01:11:43.930
Who the fuck are you?

01:11:44.000 --> 01:11:45.990
Tyler Durden.

01:11:49.340 --> 01:11:52.000
Who told you motherfuckers
that you could use my place?

01:11:52.080 --> 01:11:54.040
We have a deal
worked out with Irvin.

01:11:54.110 --> 01:11:55.130
Irvin?

01:11:55.210 --> 01:11:57.740
Irvin's at home with
a broken collarbone.

01:11:57.810 --> 01:11:59.410
He don't own
this place.

01:11:59.480 --> 01:12:00.410
I do.

01:12:02.520 --> 01:12:04.510
How much money is he
gettin' for this?

01:12:04.590 --> 01:12:05.880
<i>There is no money.</i>

01:12:05.960 --> 01:12:08.520
- Really. Ain't that somethin'?
- Free to all.

01:12:08.590 --> 01:12:10.460
It is, actually.

01:12:10.530 --> 01:12:13.020
Look, stupid fuck...

01:12:13.100 --> 01:12:14.560
I want everybody
outta here right now.

01:12:14.660 --> 01:12:17.900
Hey. You should
join our club.

01:12:19.240 --> 01:12:20.670
Did you hear
what I just said?

01:12:20.740 --> 01:12:22.470
You and your friend.

01:12:22.540 --> 01:12:24.340
Oomp!

01:12:24.410 --> 01:12:25.470
Uhh!

01:12:25.540 --> 01:12:27.440
You hear me now?!

01:12:29.010 --> 01:12:31.170
No, I didn't quite
catch that, Lou.

01:12:31.250 --> 01:12:32.310
Ooh!

01:12:32.350 --> 01:12:33.320
Pfft!

01:12:35.050 --> 01:12:35.980
Ohhh...

01:12:37.520 --> 01:12:39.320
Still not gettin' it.

01:12:40.490 --> 01:12:42.190
Aah! OK, OK, OK.
I got it.

01:12:42.260 --> 01:12:44.690
I got it. I got it.
Shit, I lost it.

01:12:44.760 --> 01:12:46.320
Ooh!

01:12:46.400 --> 01:12:47.520
Back! All of you!

01:12:49.600 --> 01:12:50.690
Everybody back.

01:12:52.940 --> 01:12:54.800
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

01:12:56.740 --> 01:12:58.970
Ha ha ha ha ha!

01:12:59.040 --> 01:13:01.070
Aw, Lou...

01:13:01.140 --> 01:13:03.140
Come on, man.

01:13:03.210 --> 01:13:04.740
We really like
this place.

01:13:06.180 --> 01:13:07.580
Ohh!

01:13:12.620 --> 01:13:13.780
Ohhh...

01:13:13.860 --> 01:13:16.850
- That's right, Lou, get it...
- Shut the fuck up!

01:13:16.930 --> 01:13:18.660
Oh, yeah!

01:13:18.760 --> 01:13:21.290
Yeah! Ha ha ha ha ha!

01:13:21.330 --> 01:13:23.560
Ho ho ho ha ha ha!

01:13:23.630 --> 01:13:24.930
Think that's
fuckin' funny?!

01:13:25.000 --> 01:13:26.970
Ho ho, ho!
Ha ha ha ha!

01:13:27.040 --> 01:13:30.030
Ha ha ha ha...
Ohh! Ho ho ho!

01:13:34.640 --> 01:13:36.510
Fuckin' guys are loony,
I'm tellin' ya.

01:13:38.780 --> 01:13:40.770
Unbelievable. Aah!

01:13:44.650 --> 01:13:45.880
You don't know
where I've been, Lou.

01:13:45.960 --> 01:13:47.620
- Oh, my God!
- Ha ha ha!

01:13:47.690 --> 01:13:50.560
You don't know where
I've been! Ha ha!

01:13:50.630 --> 01:13:52.960
Ha ha ha ha ha!

01:13:53.030 --> 01:13:55.260
Lou! Please let us
keep it, Lou!

01:13:55.330 --> 01:13:56.800
Please, Lou!

01:13:56.870 --> 01:13:59.300
Fuckin' use the basement!
Christ!

01:13:59.370 --> 01:14:02.300
I want your word, Lou!
I want your word!

01:14:02.340 --> 01:14:04.310
On my mother's honor.

01:14:06.040 --> 01:14:06.970
Uhh!

01:14:08.680 --> 01:14:10.480
Lou!

01:14:10.550 --> 01:14:12.210
Aaahhh!

01:14:13.480 --> 01:14:14.580
Thanks, Lou.

01:14:16.920 --> 01:14:18.580
You, too, big guy.

01:14:22.990 --> 01:14:24.480
See you next week.

01:14:40.740 --> 01:14:43.110
This week...
each one of you...

01:14:43.180 --> 01:14:45.270
has a homework
assignment.

01:14:45.310 --> 01:14:46.580
You're gonna go out.

01:14:46.650 --> 01:14:49.080
You're gonna start a fight
with a total stranger.

01:14:52.490 --> 01:14:54.050
You're gonna
start a fight.

01:14:55.190 --> 01:14:56.590
And you're
gonna lose.

01:14:59.660 --> 01:15:01.320
Excellent choice,
sir.

01:15:03.330 --> 01:15:05.060
Hey! Watch out,
jackass!

01:15:05.130 --> 01:15:06.230
Come on!

01:15:06.300 --> 01:15:08.900
Now, this is not
as easy as it sounds.

01:15:10.840 --> 01:15:12.640
I'm thinkin'
you really... What?!

01:15:12.710 --> 01:15:14.180
Son of a bitch!

01:15:14.240 --> 01:15:17.140
Most people...
normal people...

01:15:17.210 --> 01:15:19.270
do just about anything
to avoid a fight.

01:15:20.850 --> 01:15:23.110
Excuse me.
You sprayed me with your hose.

01:15:23.190 --> 01:15:24.350
Like that?

01:15:24.420 --> 01:15:25.820
That's not necessary.

01:15:25.890 --> 01:15:27.720
Dave!
Go call 911!

01:15:29.490 --> 01:15:30.420
Aaaahhh!

01:15:32.430 --> 01:15:34.700
Stop it!

01:15:37.330 --> 01:15:38.300
Sorry.

01:15:38.330 --> 01:15:40.230
What did...
Come here!

01:15:40.300 --> 01:15:42.430
Leave me alone!
You crazy?

01:15:42.510 --> 01:15:43.470
Uhh!

01:15:44.770 --> 01:15:45.900
Unhh! Uhh!

01:15:47.110 --> 01:15:48.040
Bastard!

01:15:53.780 --> 01:15:55.270
We need to talk.

01:15:57.990 --> 01:15:58.920
OK.

01:16:01.460 --> 01:16:02.720
Where to begin?

01:16:02.790 --> 01:16:05.260
With your constant
absenteeism?

01:16:05.290 --> 01:16:08.390
With your unpresentable
appearance?

01:16:08.460 --> 01:16:09.860
You're up for review.

01:16:09.930 --> 01:16:13.160
I am Jack's...
complete lack of surprise.

01:16:13.240 --> 01:16:14.170
What?

01:16:14.240 --> 01:16:15.200
Let's pretend.

01:16:15.270 --> 01:16:17.100
You're the Department
of Transportation.

01:16:17.170 --> 01:16:18.140
OK?

01:16:18.210 --> 01:16:21.870
Someone informs you
that this company

01:16:21.940 --> 01:16:23.940
installs front seat
mounting brackets

01:16:24.010 --> 01:16:26.040
that never pass
collision tests...

01:16:26.120 --> 01:16:29.520
brake linings that fail
after a thousand miles,

01:16:29.590 --> 01:16:31.750
and fuel injectors
that explode

01:16:31.820 --> 01:16:33.580
and burn people alive.

01:16:34.920 --> 01:16:36.020
What then?

01:16:36.090 --> 01:16:38.360
Are you threatening me?

01:16:38.430 --> 01:16:39.390
No...

01:16:39.460 --> 01:16:41.260
Get the fuck outta here.
You're fired.

01:16:41.300 --> 01:16:43.030
I have a better solution.

01:16:43.100 --> 01:16:46.560
You keep me on the payroll
as an outside consultant.

01:16:46.640 --> 01:16:48.370
And in exchange
for my salary,

01:16:48.440 --> 01:16:50.270
my job will be never
to tell people

01:16:50.310 --> 01:16:52.540
these things
that I know.

01:16:52.610 --> 01:16:54.600
I don't even have to come
into the office.

01:16:54.680 --> 01:16:56.170
I can do this job
from home.

01:16:57.980 --> 01:16:59.910
Who... Who the fuck
do you think you are,

01:16:59.980 --> 01:17:02.680
you crazy little shit?

01:17:06.860 --> 01:17:08.320
Security?

01:17:08.390 --> 01:17:10.380
I am
Jack's smirking revenge.

01:17:10.460 --> 01:17:11.650
Ohh!

01:17:16.470 --> 01:17:17.590
Ohh!

01:17:17.670 --> 01:17:19.030
Ahh... ahh...

01:17:19.100 --> 01:17:21.430
What the hell
are you doing?

01:17:29.680 --> 01:17:31.940
Ohh... that hurt.

01:17:34.250 --> 01:17:36.880
Why would you do that?

01:17:36.990 --> 01:17:38.250
Oh, my God.

01:17:38.320 --> 01:17:39.980
No! Please stop!

01:17:42.690 --> 01:17:45.130
Uhh! Uh... uhh!

01:17:50.130 --> 01:17:51.360
What are you doing?

01:17:52.500 --> 01:17:54.560
Oh, God, no! Please! No!

01:17:54.640 --> 01:17:57.300
For some reason,
I thought of my first fight

01:17:57.370 --> 01:17:58.740
with Tyler.

01:17:58.810 --> 01:17:59.740
No!

01:18:24.870 --> 01:18:27.130
Under and behind
and inside,

01:18:27.200 --> 01:18:29.360
everything this man
took for granted...

01:18:29.440 --> 01:18:31.800
something horrible
had been growing.

01:18:33.040 --> 01:18:34.130
Now, look.

01:18:34.210 --> 01:18:36.510
Give me the paychecks
like I asked,

01:18:36.580 --> 01:18:38.910
and you won't
ever see me again.

01:18:39.020 --> 01:18:42.450
And right then, at our most
excellent moment together...

01:18:44.790 --> 01:18:46.910
Oh... thank God.

01:18:47.020 --> 01:18:48.850
Please don't hit me
again. Please...

01:18:48.920 --> 01:18:51.120
Telephone, computer,
fax machine,

01:18:51.190 --> 01:18:55.390
52 weekly paychecks, and
48 airline flight coupons.

01:18:55.460 --> 01:18:57.860
We now had
corporate sponsorship.

01:18:57.930 --> 01:19:00.200
This is how Tyler and I were
able to have Fight Club

01:19:00.270 --> 01:19:01.700
every night of the week.

01:19:04.440 --> 01:19:06.930
Now nobody was the center
of Fight Club

01:19:07.040 --> 01:19:09.010
except the 2 men fighting.

01:19:09.110 --> 01:19:13.100
The leader walked through the crowd,
out in the darkness.

01:19:14.350 --> 01:19:17.250
Tyler was now involved
in a class-action lawsuit

01:19:17.320 --> 01:19:19.810
with the Pressman Hotel over
the urine content of their soup.

01:19:26.400 --> 01:19:28.660
I am Jack's wasted life.

01:19:33.270 --> 01:19:36.300
Yeah! Yeah! Ha ha!
Yeah!

01:19:36.410 --> 01:19:37.740
There you are, sir.

01:19:41.110 --> 01:19:43.670
Tyler dreamed up
new homework assignments.

01:19:43.750 --> 01:19:46.370
He handed them out
in sealed envelopes.

01:20:25.520 --> 01:20:27.150
Did you know
there's a Fight Club

01:20:27.220 --> 01:20:28.160
up in Delaware City?

01:20:28.220 --> 01:20:29.160
Yeah, I heard.

01:20:30.290 --> 01:20:32.920
There's one
in Penn's Grove, too.

01:20:33.000 --> 01:20:35.260
Bob even found one
up in Newcastle.

01:20:35.300 --> 01:20:37.270
Yeah. Did you start
that one?

01:20:37.300 --> 01:20:38.730
No. I thought you did.

01:20:38.800 --> 01:20:40.060
Nah.

01:20:40.170 --> 01:20:41.070
Pff!

01:21:30.020 --> 01:21:31.380
Stop for a second.

01:21:31.450 --> 01:21:32.890
Hey, what are we doing?

01:21:32.960 --> 01:21:33.890
Turn around.

01:21:33.960 --> 01:21:35.390
What are we doing?

01:21:35.460 --> 01:21:36.390
Homework assignment.

01:21:36.460 --> 01:21:37.720
What kind of
homework assignment?

01:21:37.790 --> 01:21:39.060
Human sacrifice.

01:21:39.130 --> 01:21:40.250
Hey, is that a gun?

01:21:40.300 --> 01:21:41.730
Please. Please tell me
that's not a gun.

01:21:41.800 --> 01:21:42.730
It's a gun.

01:21:42.800 --> 01:21:43.730
What are you doing?

01:21:43.800 --> 01:21:44.730
Meet me in the back.

01:21:44.800 --> 01:21:46.270
Hey, don't fuck around.

01:21:46.300 --> 01:21:47.530
Meet me in the back.

01:21:47.600 --> 01:21:49.730
On a long enough
time line,

01:21:49.810 --> 01:21:52.210
the survival rate
for everyone drops to zero.

01:21:53.310 --> 01:21:55.300
What are you doing?
Come on.

01:21:55.340 --> 01:21:56.710
Hands behind your back.

01:21:56.780 --> 01:21:57.710
God.

01:21:57.780 --> 01:21:58.870
Give me your wallet.

01:22:00.150 --> 01:22:01.480
Raymond K. Hessel,

01:22:01.550 --> 01:22:04.540
1320 Southeast Banning,
apartment A.

01:22:04.620 --> 01:22:05.950
Small, cramped basement
apartment, Raymond?

01:22:06.020 --> 01:22:07.050
How did you know?

01:22:07.120 --> 01:22:08.750
Because they give
shitty basement apartments

01:22:08.820 --> 01:22:10.760
letters instead of numbers.

01:22:10.830 --> 01:22:12.290
Raymond...

01:22:12.330 --> 01:22:13.760
you're going to die.

01:22:13.830 --> 01:22:15.300
Oh, my God, no...

01:22:15.360 --> 01:22:16.560
Is that your mom and dad?

01:22:16.630 --> 01:22:18.120
Mom and dad are going
to have to call up

01:22:18.230 --> 01:22:19.200
kindly Dr. So-And-So

01:22:19.300 --> 01:22:20.670
to pick up
your dental records.

01:22:20.740 --> 01:22:21.930
You want to know why?

01:22:22.000 --> 01:22:23.730
Because there's going to be
nothing left of your face.

01:22:23.810 --> 01:22:25.570
Aw, come on.

01:22:25.640 --> 01:22:28.080
An expired community college
student I.D.

01:22:28.140 --> 01:22:29.580
What'd you study, Raymond?

01:22:29.650 --> 01:22:31.200
S- S-S-Stuff.

01:22:31.310 --> 01:22:32.680
Stuff?

01:22:32.750 --> 01:22:34.880
Were the midterms hard?

01:22:35.990 --> 01:22:37.350
I asked you
what you studied.

01:22:37.420 --> 01:22:38.550
Biology, mostly.

01:22:38.620 --> 01:22:39.750
Why?

01:22:39.820 --> 01:22:41.720
I... I don't know.

01:22:41.790 --> 01:22:45.190
What did you want to be,
Raymond K. Hessel?

01:22:46.660 --> 01:22:48.790
The question, Raymond,

01:22:48.860 --> 01:22:52.340
was what did you
want to be?

01:22:52.400 --> 01:22:54.230
Answer him,
Raymond! Jesus!

01:22:54.300 --> 01:22:55.700
Veterinarian!
Veterinarian!

01:22:55.770 --> 01:22:56.830
Animals.

01:22:56.910 --> 01:22:58.840
Yeah, animal s-s-s...

01:22:58.910 --> 01:22:59.930
Stuff.
Yeah, I got that.

01:23:00.010 --> 01:23:01.070
That means you have to
get more schooling.

01:23:01.140 --> 01:23:02.580
Too much school.

01:23:02.650 --> 01:23:04.010
Would you rather be dead?

01:23:04.080 --> 01:23:05.010
No...

01:23:05.080 --> 01:23:06.310
Would you
rather die, here,

01:23:06.380 --> 01:23:07.820
on your knees,

01:23:07.880 --> 01:23:09.680
in the back
of a convenience store?

01:23:09.750 --> 01:23:11.310
No... No, please...

01:23:11.390 --> 01:23:12.650
no...

01:23:15.920 --> 01:23:17.480
I'm keeping your license.

01:23:18.760 --> 01:23:20.320
Gonna check in on you.

01:23:20.400 --> 01:23:22.330
I know where you live.

01:23:22.400 --> 01:23:25.370
If you're not on your way
to becoming a veterinarian

01:23:25.430 --> 01:23:27.060
in 6 weeks,
you will be dead.

01:23:28.940 --> 01:23:30.770
Now run on home.

01:23:35.540 --> 01:23:37.840
Run, Forrest, run!

01:23:39.480 --> 01:23:40.850
I feel ill.

01:23:42.690 --> 01:23:44.120
Imagine how he feels.

01:23:44.190 --> 01:23:46.120
Come on,
this isn't funny!

01:23:46.190 --> 01:23:47.620
That wasn't funny.

01:23:47.690 --> 01:23:49.720
What the fuck
was the point of that?

01:23:49.790 --> 01:23:51.230
Tomorrow will be
the most beautiful day

01:23:51.290 --> 01:23:52.730
of Raymond K. Hessel's life.

01:23:52.800 --> 01:23:54.230
His breakfast
will taste better

01:23:54.300 --> 01:23:57.200
than any meal you and I
have ever tasted.

01:23:58.730 --> 01:24:01.290
You had to
give it to him.

01:24:01.400 --> 01:24:02.730
Come on.

01:24:02.810 --> 01:24:03.770
He had a plan.

01:24:03.840 --> 01:24:05.770
And it started
to make sense

01:24:05.840 --> 01:24:07.210
in a Tyler sort of way.

01:24:07.280 --> 01:24:08.240
No fear.

01:24:08.310 --> 01:24:10.280
No distractions.

01:24:10.310 --> 01:24:13.710
The ability to let
that which does not matter

01:24:13.780 --> 01:24:15.750
truly slide.

01:24:27.900 --> 01:24:29.520
You're not your job.

01:24:31.770 --> 01:24:35.030
You're not how much money
you have in the bank.

01:24:36.770 --> 01:24:39.540
You're not
the car you drive.

01:24:39.610 --> 01:24:42.200
You're not the contents
of your wallet.

01:24:43.680 --> 01:24:45.700
You're not
your fuckin' khakis.

01:24:47.920 --> 01:24:51.320
You're the all-singing,
all-dancing crap of the world.

01:25:00.360 --> 01:25:03.330
I'll be out of your way
in a sec.

01:25:03.370 --> 01:25:04.860
You don't have to go.

01:25:06.970 --> 01:25:08.060
Whatever.

01:25:09.140 --> 01:25:12.070
No, I mean, uh...

01:25:12.140 --> 01:25:13.340
It's OK.

01:25:22.820 --> 01:25:25.690
Are you still going
to groups?

01:25:25.750 --> 01:25:26.850
Yeah.

01:25:29.020 --> 01:25:30.860
Chloe's dead.

01:25:30.930 --> 01:25:33.620
Ah, Chloe.

01:25:33.700 --> 01:25:35.860
When did that happen?

01:25:35.930 --> 01:25:38.330
Do you care?

01:25:38.370 --> 01:25:39.700
I don't know.

01:25:39.770 --> 01:25:41.960
I haven't thought
about it in a while.

01:25:42.040 --> 01:25:44.300
Yeah, well...

01:25:44.340 --> 01:25:47.500
I think it was
a smart move on her part.

01:25:48.640 --> 01:25:49.980
Hey, listen, uh...

01:25:50.050 --> 01:25:53.710
what are you getting
out of all this?

01:25:53.780 --> 01:25:54.940
What?

01:25:56.190 --> 01:25:57.620
I mean, all this.

01:25:57.690 --> 01:25:59.120
Why do you keep...

01:25:59.190 --> 01:26:01.660
Is this
making you happy?

01:26:03.330 --> 01:26:05.320
Yeah, well, sometimes.

01:26:06.800 --> 01:26:09.230
I don't know.
I don't understand.

01:26:09.300 --> 01:26:11.230
Why does
a weaker person

01:26:11.300 --> 01:26:13.730
need to latch on to
a strong person?

01:26:13.800 --> 01:26:15.060
What is that?

01:26:15.140 --> 01:26:17.260
Well, what do you
get out of it?

01:26:19.210 --> 01:26:21.140
No... It's... It's not
the same thing at all.

01:26:21.210 --> 01:26:23.080
I mean, we're... It's
totally different with us.

01:26:23.150 --> 01:26:24.240
We're... We're...

01:26:24.310 --> 01:26:25.340
Us?

01:26:25.410 --> 01:26:27.250
What do you mean by "us"?

01:26:27.320 --> 01:26:29.050
I'm sorry,
do you hear this?

01:26:29.120 --> 01:26:30.140
Hear what?

01:26:30.220 --> 01:26:32.190
You're not hearing
all that noise?

01:26:32.250 --> 01:26:33.190
Just... Hold on a second.

01:26:33.260 --> 01:26:34.380
No, wait.
What were you saying?

01:26:34.460 --> 01:26:36.150
Don't change the subject.
I want to talk about this.

01:26:36.230 --> 01:26:37.920
You're not talking
about me, are you?

01:26:37.990 --> 01:26:39.820
No. What?

01:26:39.900 --> 01:26:41.690
That day you came over
to my place to play doctor...

01:26:41.760 --> 01:26:43.320
what was going on there?

01:26:43.400 --> 01:26:44.370
<i>What are you
talking about?</i>

01:26:44.430 --> 01:26:45.900
Nothing. Nothing.

01:26:45.970 --> 01:26:47.030
I don't think so.

01:26:47.100 --> 01:26:48.330
Come on,
what do you want?

01:26:48.400 --> 01:26:49.700
- Look at me.
- No. What?

01:26:49.770 --> 01:26:51.530
Look at me.

01:26:51.610 --> 01:26:53.040
What is that?

01:26:53.110 --> 01:26:54.700
It's nothing.
Don't worry about it.

01:26:54.780 --> 01:26:55.710
Oh, my God.

01:26:55.780 --> 01:26:56.800
Who did this?

01:26:56.880 --> 01:26:57.810
A person.

01:26:57.880 --> 01:26:58.870
Guy or girl?

01:26:58.950 --> 01:27:00.940
What do you care
if it's a guy or a girl?

01:27:01.020 --> 01:27:02.070
What do you care
if I ask?

01:27:02.150 --> 01:27:03.310
This is none of your
business. Leave me alone.

01:27:03.350 --> 01:27:04.320
You're afraid to say it.

01:27:04.350 --> 01:27:05.320
I am not afraid to say.
Let me go.

01:27:05.350 --> 01:27:06.410
No! Talk to me.

01:27:06.490 --> 01:27:07.720
- No!
- Let go of me. Leave me alone.

01:27:07.790 --> 01:27:10.450
This conversation...

01:27:10.560 --> 01:27:13.860
is over.

01:27:15.030 --> 01:27:17.360
I just can't win
with you, can I?

01:27:25.210 --> 01:27:28.140
Hey, this is getting
a little old.

01:27:29.750 --> 01:27:31.940
What is... What is all this?

01:27:32.010 --> 01:27:33.410
What do you think?

01:27:34.880 --> 01:27:37.940
Hey, why do we need
bunk beds?

01:27:38.020 --> 01:27:38.950
Hey.

01:27:46.060 --> 01:27:47.620
Too young.

01:27:47.700 --> 01:27:49.250
Sorry.

01:27:49.330 --> 01:27:51.530
What's all that?

01:27:51.630 --> 01:27:54.160
If the applicant is young,
tell him he's too young.

01:27:54.240 --> 01:27:55.700
Old, too old.
Fat, too fat.

01:27:55.770 --> 01:27:56.740
Applicant?

01:27:56.810 --> 01:27:58.670
If the applicant
then waits for 3 days

01:27:58.740 --> 01:28:00.670
without food, shelter
or encouragement,

01:28:00.740 --> 01:28:03.180
he may then enter
and begin his training.

01:28:03.250 --> 01:28:04.800
Training for what?

01:28:09.950 --> 01:28:11.890
You think
this is a game?

01:28:11.950 --> 01:28:13.890
You're too young
to train here.

01:28:13.960 --> 01:28:15.890
End of story.
Quit wasting our time.

01:28:15.960 --> 01:28:17.360
Get the fuck
out of here.

01:28:22.000 --> 01:28:23.360
Bad news, friend.

01:28:24.530 --> 01:28:26.470
It's not gonna happen.

01:28:26.540 --> 01:28:29.470
I'm sorry if there was
a misunderstanding.

01:28:29.540 --> 01:28:31.510
It's not the end
of the world.

01:28:31.570 --> 01:28:33.040
Just go away.

01:28:34.180 --> 01:28:36.010
Go.

01:28:36.080 --> 01:28:37.670
You're trespassing,

01:28:37.750 --> 01:28:39.680
and I will have to
call the police.

01:28:43.150 --> 01:28:44.950
Don't you look at me.

01:28:45.020 --> 01:28:46.780
Do you think you're
ever getting in this house?

01:28:46.860 --> 01:28:48.290
You're never getting in
this fucking house.

01:28:48.320 --> 01:28:50.190
Never. Now get the fuck
off the porch.

01:28:50.260 --> 01:28:51.730
Get off the porch!

01:28:51.790 --> 01:28:53.230
Sooner or later,

01:28:53.300 --> 01:28:55.320
we all became what Tyler
wanted us to be.

01:28:55.400 --> 01:28:58.230
I'm gonna go inside and
I'm gonna get a shovel.

01:29:05.270 --> 01:29:06.710
You got 2 black shirts?

01:29:06.780 --> 01:29:07.710
Sir.

01:29:07.780 --> 01:29:09.210
2 pair of black pants?

01:29:09.280 --> 01:29:10.210
Yes, sir.

01:29:10.280 --> 01:29:11.210
One pair of black boots?

01:29:11.280 --> 01:29:12.210
Sir.

01:29:12.280 --> 01:29:13.210
2 pair of black socks?

01:29:13.280 --> 01:29:14.210
Sir.

01:29:14.280 --> 01:29:15.210
One black jacket?

01:29:15.280 --> 01:29:16.220
Sir.

01:29:16.280 --> 01:29:17.380
$300 personal burial money?

01:29:17.450 --> 01:29:18.510
Yes, sir.

01:29:20.360 --> 01:29:22.020
All right.

01:29:32.230 --> 01:29:35.360
You're too old,
fat man.

01:29:35.440 --> 01:29:37.030
Your tits
are too big.

01:29:37.110 --> 01:29:39.510
Get the fuck
off my porch.

01:29:46.050 --> 01:29:48.520
Bob. Bob.

01:30:03.670 --> 01:30:05.130
Like a monkey

01:30:05.200 --> 01:30:07.260
ready to be shot
into space.

01:30:07.300 --> 01:30:08.860
Space monkey.

01:30:08.940 --> 01:30:13.140
Ready to sacrifice himself
for the greater good.

01:30:18.050 --> 01:30:21.980
You are too
fucking old, fatty!

01:30:22.050 --> 01:30:23.680
And you.

01:30:23.790 --> 01:30:25.340
You're too fucking...

01:30:25.420 --> 01:30:26.750
blond!

01:30:26.820 --> 01:30:29.220
Get out of here,
the both of you!

01:30:30.190 --> 01:30:31.590
And so it went.

01:30:31.660 --> 01:30:33.590
Listen up, maggots.

01:30:33.660 --> 01:30:36.150
You are not special.

01:30:36.230 --> 01:30:39.530
You are not
a beautiful or unique snowflake.

01:30:39.630 --> 01:30:42.100
You are the same
decaying organic matter

01:30:42.170 --> 01:30:43.760
as everything else.

01:30:43.870 --> 01:30:46.170
Tyler
built himself an army.

01:30:46.270 --> 01:30:50.210
We are the all-singing,
all-dancing crap of the world.

01:30:50.280 --> 01:30:53.870
We are all part of
the same compost heap.

01:30:55.550 --> 01:30:58.950
Why was Tyler Durden
building an army?

01:30:59.050 --> 01:31:00.650
To what purpose?

01:31:00.790 --> 01:31:02.480
For what greater good?

01:31:05.990 --> 01:31:07.760
In Tyler we trusted.

01:31:11.630 --> 01:31:17.370
No, when he was like, "You are
not your job," I was like...

01:31:17.470 --> 01:31:18.960
Yeah!

01:31:20.680 --> 01:31:22.300
Hey, what's all this?

01:31:25.310 --> 01:31:27.040
OK!

01:31:27.150 --> 01:31:29.140
Go on in
and celebrate.

01:31:29.250 --> 01:31:30.650
What are we celebrating?

01:31:30.720 --> 01:31:31.690
Go on.

01:31:36.260 --> 01:31:37.160
Hey.

01:31:37.260 --> 01:31:38.660
Let me get that
for you.

01:31:49.910 --> 01:31:52.340
Investigators are
on the scene right now.

01:31:52.370 --> 01:31:54.640
Hold on. Police Commissioner
Jacobs has just arrived.

01:31:54.740 --> 01:31:57.710
Commissioner, Commissioner,
could you please tell us

01:31:57.850 --> 01:31:59.400
what you think
has happened here?

01:31:59.510 --> 01:32:00.980
We believe
this is one of many

01:32:01.050 --> 01:32:03.180
recent acts of vandalism
around the city

01:32:03.290 --> 01:32:06.250
somehow related to
underground boxing clubs.

01:32:06.320 --> 01:32:10.380
We'll be coordinating
a rigorous investigation.

01:32:10.490 --> 01:32:12.930
That was Police Commissioner
Jacobs, who just arrived

01:32:13.030 --> 01:32:14.860
on the scene here
of a 4-alarm fire

01:32:14.960 --> 01:32:16.560
that broke out
about an hour ago.

01:32:16.670 --> 01:32:17.630
She's hot.

01:32:17.730 --> 01:32:19.220
Live from the Parker
Morris Building,

01:32:19.300 --> 01:32:21.130
Lauren Sanchez.
Back to you in the studio.

01:32:21.240 --> 01:32:22.830
Yeah!

01:32:22.940 --> 01:32:24.430
- Ha ha ha ha!
- Yeah.

01:32:24.540 --> 01:32:26.130
Holy shit.

01:32:26.240 --> 01:32:27.140
Yeah!

01:32:30.880 --> 01:32:31.970
- Yeah!
- Ha ha ha!

01:32:32.080 --> 01:32:33.310
Hoo hoo hoo!

01:32:33.380 --> 01:32:34.970
What the fuck
did you guys do?

01:32:35.080 --> 01:32:36.380
...how the blaze started,

01:32:36.480 --> 01:32:39.180
but arson investigators
are on the premises...

01:32:44.360 --> 01:32:47.330
Sir, the first rule
of Project Mayhem

01:32:47.360 --> 01:32:49.730
is you do not
ask questions, sir.

01:32:55.170 --> 01:32:57.640
The victory
in the war against crime

01:32:57.740 --> 01:32:59.730
will not come overnight.

01:32:59.840 --> 01:33:01.970
It will take dedication
and commitment,

01:33:02.080 --> 01:33:04.480
and most of all,
cooperation.

01:33:04.550 --> 01:33:06.070
The streets are safer now.

01:33:06.180 --> 01:33:08.380
There is hope
in the inner city.

01:33:08.480 --> 01:33:10.470
However, this is only
the beginning.

01:33:10.590 --> 01:33:11.550
I gotta take a piss.

01:33:11.620 --> 01:33:14.050
These are the first steps

01:33:14.160 --> 01:33:15.650
in a long journey.

01:33:15.760 --> 01:33:18.060
That is why we have
created Project Hope...

01:33:18.160 --> 01:33:19.250
Bob.

01:33:19.330 --> 01:33:22.300
"Helping others with
prevention and enforcement. "

01:33:22.330 --> 01:33:25.090
Project Hope will be
a joint effort

01:33:25.200 --> 01:33:27.830
between the police
and community leaders.

01:33:27.970 --> 01:33:30.530
It will be
a powerful new weapon

01:33:30.640 --> 01:33:32.400
in the war against crime.

01:34:07.880 --> 01:34:10.000
Haahhhh!

01:34:17.650 --> 01:34:20.280
Wrap it around the top of
his hacky sack, Bob.

01:34:20.390 --> 01:34:21.750
Yeah. His balls
are ice cold.

01:34:23.190 --> 01:34:24.560
Hi.

01:34:24.660 --> 01:34:27.150
You're gonna call off
your rigorous investigation.

01:34:27.260 --> 01:34:28.250
You're gonna publicly state

01:34:28.330 --> 01:34:31.130
that there is no
underground group, or...

01:34:31.230 --> 01:34:32.960
these guys are gonna
take your balls.

01:34:33.070 --> 01:34:35.160
<i>They're gonna send one
to the New York Times,</i>

01:34:35.270 --> 01:34:38.210
<i>one to the L.A. Times
press release style.</i>

01:34:38.270 --> 01:34:39.470
Look...

01:34:39.570 --> 01:34:41.040
the people you are after

01:34:41.110 --> 01:34:43.040
are the people
you depend on.

01:34:43.110 --> 01:34:45.140
We cook your meals.
We haul your trash.

01:34:45.250 --> 01:34:46.300
We connect your calls.

01:34:46.410 --> 01:34:47.900
We drive your ambulances.

01:34:48.050 --> 01:34:51.350
We guard you
while you sleep.

01:34:54.390 --> 01:34:57.260
Do not fuck with us.

01:35:05.930 --> 01:35:06.900
Fooled ya.

01:35:22.520 --> 01:35:24.350
Bob, you're on this one.

01:35:24.450 --> 01:35:26.780
Let's go.

01:35:26.890 --> 01:35:31.090
I am Jack's
inflamed sense of rejection.

01:35:31.190 --> 01:35:32.090
Hey!

01:35:47.740 --> 01:35:48.970
Yeah!

01:36:21.780 --> 01:36:24.540
I felt like putting
a bullet between the eyes

01:36:24.650 --> 01:36:27.310
of every panda that wouldn't
screw to save its species.

01:36:29.750 --> 01:36:32.240
I wanted to open
the dump valves

01:36:32.320 --> 01:36:34.650
on oil tankers and smother
all those French beaches

01:36:34.760 --> 01:36:36.310
I'd never see.

01:36:39.660 --> 01:36:42.990
I wanted to breathe smoke.

01:36:59.280 --> 01:37:02.910
Where'd you go,
psycho boy?

01:37:03.020 --> 01:37:05.990
I felt like destroying
something beautiful.

01:37:09.820 --> 01:37:12.050
Get him to
a fuckin' hospital.

01:37:12.190 --> 01:37:13.060
Yeah.

01:37:24.340 --> 01:37:26.030
Don't worry, Mr. Durden.

01:37:26.170 --> 01:37:27.840
Airport parking,
long term.

01:37:29.010 --> 01:37:30.810
After you, Mr. Durden.

01:37:32.210 --> 01:37:33.870
After you.

01:37:52.330 --> 01:37:53.770
Something on your mind,
dear?

01:37:53.840 --> 01:37:54.890
No.

01:37:55.000 --> 01:37:56.100
All right, yeah.

01:37:56.240 --> 01:37:58.260
Why wasn't I told
about Project Mayhem?

01:37:58.340 --> 01:37:59.570
First rule of Project Mayhem

01:37:59.670 --> 01:38:01.440
is you do not ask questions.

01:38:01.540 --> 01:38:02.440
What are you talking about?

01:38:02.510 --> 01:38:03.740
Why didn't you include me
in the beginning?

01:38:03.810 --> 01:38:05.340
Fight Club
was the beginning.

01:38:05.410 --> 01:38:07.040
Now it's moved
out of the basement,

01:38:07.120 --> 01:38:08.550
it's called
Project Mayhem.

01:38:08.620 --> 01:38:10.080
You and I started
Fight Club together.

01:38:10.190 --> 01:38:11.450
Do you remember that?

01:38:11.520 --> 01:38:13.490
It's as much mine
as it is yours, you know.

01:38:13.560 --> 01:38:14.780
Is this about
you and me?

01:38:14.860 --> 01:38:16.590
Yeah. I thought we were
doing this together.

01:38:16.660 --> 01:38:17.820
You're missing the point.

01:38:17.890 --> 01:38:20.020
This does not
belong to us.

01:38:20.090 --> 01:38:21.320
We are not special.

01:38:21.400 --> 01:38:22.620
Fuck that.
You should've told me.

01:38:24.700 --> 01:38:25.830
Hey, Tyler!

01:38:28.540 --> 01:38:30.330
Goddamn it, Tyler!

01:38:30.410 --> 01:38:32.070
What do you want?!
Statement of purpose?

01:38:32.140 --> 01:38:33.200
Should I e-mail you?

01:38:33.270 --> 01:38:34.760
Should I put this
on your action item list?

01:38:34.840 --> 01:38:36.330
You decide your own
level of involvement!

01:38:36.410 --> 01:38:39.110
I will! I want to know
certain things first.

01:38:39.210 --> 01:38:40.810
The first rule
of Project Mayhem...

01:38:40.880 --> 01:38:41.810
Shut up!

01:38:41.880 --> 01:38:44.010
I want to know
what you're thinking.

01:38:44.090 --> 01:38:45.050
Fuck what you know.

01:38:45.120 --> 01:38:46.350
You need to forget
about what you know.

01:38:46.420 --> 01:38:47.350
That's your problem.

01:38:47.420 --> 01:38:48.680
Forget about what
you think you know

01:38:48.760 --> 01:38:50.550
about life,
about friendship,

01:38:50.630 --> 01:38:52.990
and especially
about you and me.

01:38:53.060 --> 01:38:54.030
What?

01:38:54.100 --> 01:38:56.360
What is that supposed
to mean? What...

01:38:59.700 --> 01:39:00.630
What are you doing?

01:39:02.840 --> 01:39:05.530
Guys, what do you wish
you'd done before you die?

01:39:05.610 --> 01:39:06.630
Paint a self-portrait.

01:39:06.710 --> 01:39:07.640
Build a house.

01:39:07.710 --> 01:39:09.180
And you?

01:39:09.280 --> 01:39:11.800
I don't know.
Get in the right lane.

01:39:11.880 --> 01:39:13.470
I have to know the answer
to this question.

01:39:13.550 --> 01:39:14.610
If you were to die
right now,

01:39:14.680 --> 01:39:16.620
how would you feel
about your life?

01:39:16.680 --> 01:39:17.710
I don't know!

01:39:17.790 --> 01:39:18.980
I wouldn't feel anything
good about my life.

01:39:19.050 --> 01:39:20.350
Is that what you want
to hear me say? Fine.

01:39:20.420 --> 01:39:22.010
- Come on!
- Not good enough.

01:39:22.090 --> 01:39:23.890
Stop fucking around!

01:39:23.960 --> 01:39:25.260
Tyler!

01:39:27.400 --> 01:39:29.450
Jesus Christ!

01:39:29.530 --> 01:39:30.660
Goddamn it!

01:39:30.730 --> 01:39:32.290
Goddamn it!
Fuck you!

01:39:32.370 --> 01:39:33.730
Fuck Fight Club.

01:39:33.800 --> 01:39:36.460
Fuck Marla.
I'm sick of all your shit.

01:39:36.540 --> 01:39:40.270
OK.

01:39:40.310 --> 01:39:41.870
Quit screwing around.
Take the wheel.

01:39:41.940 --> 01:39:42.880
Look at you.

01:39:42.940 --> 01:39:43.880
Take the wheel!

01:39:43.950 --> 01:39:45.710
Look at you!
You're fuckin' pathetic!

01:39:45.780 --> 01:39:47.340
Why? Why?
What are you talking about?

01:39:47.420 --> 01:39:50.870
Why do you think
I blew up your condo?

01:39:51.990 --> 01:39:53.080
What?

01:39:53.150 --> 01:39:55.180
Hitting bottom
isn't a weekend retreat.

01:39:55.290 --> 01:39:57.090
It's not
a goddamn seminar.

01:39:57.160 --> 01:39:59.090
Stop trying
to control everything

01:39:59.160 --> 01:40:00.750
and just let go.

01:40:02.600 --> 01:40:04.530
Let go!

01:40:04.600 --> 01:40:06.330
All right. Fine.

01:40:07.540 --> 01:40:09.440
Fine.

01:41:07.300 --> 01:41:10.660
I'd never been
in a car accident.

01:41:10.730 --> 01:41:13.670
This must have been what
all those people felt like

01:41:13.740 --> 01:41:17.670
before I filed them
as statistics in my reports.

01:41:17.740 --> 01:41:19.040
Goddamn.

01:41:19.110 --> 01:41:20.540
Huh?

01:41:20.610 --> 01:41:22.600
Ha ha ha ha ha hahh!

01:41:22.680 --> 01:41:25.370
We just had
a near-life experience.

01:41:30.690 --> 01:41:33.120
In the world I see,

01:41:33.190 --> 01:41:35.950
you're stalking elk through
the damp canyon forest,

01:41:36.020 --> 01:41:38.550
around the ruins
of Rockefeller Center.

01:41:40.760 --> 01:41:42.630
You'll wear leather clothes

01:41:42.700 --> 01:41:45.630
that will last you
the rest of your life.

01:41:45.700 --> 01:41:49.140
You'll climb the vines
that wrap the Sears Tower.

01:41:50.610 --> 01:41:52.540
And when you look down,

01:41:52.610 --> 01:41:55.540
you'll see tiny figures
pounding corn,

01:41:55.610 --> 01:41:59.050
laying strips of venison
on the empty carpool lane

01:41:59.110 --> 01:42:01.050
of some abandoned
superhighway.

01:42:13.960 --> 01:42:15.430
Feel better, champ.

01:42:33.580 --> 01:42:35.610
And then...

01:42:35.680 --> 01:42:37.120
Tyler?

01:42:37.190 --> 01:42:38.710
Tyler was gone.

01:42:46.530 --> 01:42:48.760
Was I asleep?

01:42:50.400 --> 01:42:51.730
Had I slept?

01:42:51.800 --> 01:42:53.230
You are not
a beautiful

01:42:53.300 --> 01:42:54.730
unique snowflake,
do you understand me?

01:42:54.800 --> 01:42:57.740
The house had become
a living thing,

01:42:57.810 --> 01:43:00.240
wet inside
from so many people

01:43:00.310 --> 01:43:01.640
sweating and breathing.

01:43:01.710 --> 01:43:03.640
We are all from
the same compost.

01:43:03.710 --> 01:43:05.910
So many people moving,
the house moved.

01:43:08.220 --> 01:43:09.650
Planet Tyler.

01:43:09.720 --> 01:43:11.650
I had to hug the walls.

01:43:11.720 --> 01:43:15.280
Trapped inside this
clockwork of space monkeys.

01:43:15.320 --> 01:43:16.790
You can't be
smoking in here.

01:43:16.860 --> 01:43:19.590
Do you know how much ether
we have in this fucking house?

01:43:19.660 --> 01:43:21.990
Cooking, working,
and sleeping in teams.

01:43:24.570 --> 01:43:26.290
Hang on a second.

01:43:45.220 --> 01:43:47.880
It's under control, sir.

01:43:50.360 --> 01:43:52.260
Where is Tyler?

01:43:52.290 --> 01:43:55.290
Sir, the first rule of
Project Mayhem is you do not...

01:43:55.360 --> 01:43:57.300
Right, uh... OK.

01:43:59.770 --> 01:44:02.130
I'm all alone.

01:44:02.200 --> 01:44:04.140
My father dumped me.

01:44:04.210 --> 01:44:05.640
Tyler dumped me.

01:44:05.710 --> 01:44:08.900
I am Jack's broken heart.

01:44:12.180 --> 01:44:15.110
What comes next
in Project Mayhem,

01:44:15.180 --> 01:44:16.650
only Tyler knows.

01:44:16.720 --> 01:44:20.180
The second rule is
you do not ask questions.

01:44:22.660 --> 01:44:24.090
Get the fuck
away from me.

01:44:24.160 --> 01:44:25.650
Get the fuck
away from me!

01:44:25.730 --> 01:44:28.130
Who are all these people?

01:44:33.370 --> 01:44:35.490
Paper Street Soap Company.

01:44:37.770 --> 01:44:39.830
Can I come in?

01:44:42.880 --> 01:44:44.500
He's not here.

01:44:44.610 --> 01:44:46.770
What?

01:44:48.050 --> 01:44:51.420
Tyler isn't here.

01:44:51.490 --> 01:44:53.980
Tyler went away.

01:44:54.060 --> 01:44:55.320
Tyler's gone.

01:45:26.020 --> 01:45:27.110
Lay him down!

01:45:27.190 --> 01:45:28.490
Gunshot wounds
comin' through!

01:45:28.560 --> 01:45:30.990
Clear some fucking room!

01:45:31.130 --> 01:45:33.360
What happened?!
What happened?!

01:45:33.430 --> 01:45:34.990
We were on assignment.
We were supposed to kill

01:45:35.100 --> 01:45:37.530
2 birds with one stone.

01:45:37.600 --> 01:45:39.690
Destroy a piece
of corporate art...

01:45:39.800 --> 01:45:42.290
Operation Latte Thunder,
go.

01:45:44.270 --> 01:45:46.140
and trash a franchise
coffee bar.

01:45:52.580 --> 01:45:53.910
We had it all
worked out, sir.

01:46:03.120 --> 01:46:04.090
It went smooth
until...

01:46:04.190 --> 01:46:06.390
Police! Freeze!

01:46:06.460 --> 01:46:08.050
Until what?

01:46:08.160 --> 01:46:09.150
They shot Bob.

01:46:10.770 --> 01:46:12.060
They shot him
in the head.

01:46:12.130 --> 01:46:13.100
Those fuckin' pigs!

01:46:16.600 --> 01:46:17.540
- Ohh!
- Ohh!

01:46:17.610 --> 01:46:19.570
- Oh, God.
- Son of a...

01:46:20.710 --> 01:46:22.770
Those motherfuckers!

01:46:22.880 --> 01:46:24.610
You morons.

01:46:24.710 --> 01:46:26.980
You're running around
in ski masks,

01:46:27.050 --> 01:46:28.140
trying
to blow things up.

01:46:28.250 --> 01:46:29.440
What did you think
was gonna happen?!

01:46:33.550 --> 01:46:34.520
OK, quick,

01:46:34.590 --> 01:46:35.990
we gotta get rid
of the evidence.

01:46:36.060 --> 01:46:36.990
We gotta get rid
of this body!

01:46:37.060 --> 01:46:38.030
Bury him.

01:46:38.130 --> 01:46:39.520
What?

01:46:39.590 --> 01:46:40.530
Take him
to the garden

01:46:40.590 --> 01:46:41.720
and bury him.

01:46:42.860 --> 01:46:43.800
Come on,
people!

01:46:43.860 --> 01:46:44.800
Let's go!

01:46:44.870 --> 01:46:45.990
Hey, get
the fuck off!

01:46:46.100 --> 01:46:47.030
Get away from him!

01:46:47.100 --> 01:46:48.590
What are you
talking about?

01:46:48.740 --> 01:46:50.070
This isn't a fucking
piece of evidence,

01:46:50.140 --> 01:46:51.370
this is a person!

01:46:51.440 --> 01:46:52.370
He's a friend
of mine,

01:46:52.440 --> 01:46:53.500
and you're not
gonna bury him

01:46:53.610 --> 01:46:54.570
in the fucking garden.

01:46:54.680 --> 01:46:57.640
He was killed serving
Project Mayhem, sir.

01:46:57.780 --> 01:46:58.870
This is Bob.

01:46:58.980 --> 01:47:01.380
But sir, in... in
Project Mayhem

01:47:01.450 --> 01:47:03.010
we have no names.

01:47:03.120 --> 01:47:04.080
No, you
listen to me.

01:47:04.150 --> 01:47:06.020
This is a man,
and he has a name.

01:47:06.090 --> 01:47:08.650
And it's
Robert Paulson, OK?

01:47:08.790 --> 01:47:10.150
Robert
Paulson?

01:47:10.220 --> 01:47:11.780
He's a man
and he's dead now

01:47:11.890 --> 01:47:12.880
because of us,
all right?

01:47:12.990 --> 01:47:14.150
Do you understand that?

01:47:14.260 --> 01:47:16.460
I understand.

01:47:19.070 --> 01:47:20.330
In death,

01:47:20.400 --> 01:47:22.200
a member of
Project Mayhem

01:47:22.270 --> 01:47:23.860
has a name.

01:47:25.140 --> 01:47:27.300
His name is
Robert Paulson.

01:47:28.380 --> 01:47:34.340
His name is
Robert Paulson.

01:47:34.450 --> 01:47:37.440
His name is
Robert Paulson.

01:47:37.550 --> 01:47:38.920
Come on, guys,
please, stop it.

01:47:38.990 --> 01:47:40.420
His name is
Robert Paulson.

01:47:40.490 --> 01:47:43.120
His name
is Robert Paulson.

01:47:43.220 --> 01:47:45.220
Shut up!

01:47:45.330 --> 01:47:46.290
This is all
over with!

01:47:46.360 --> 01:47:48.160
His name
is Robert Paulson.

01:47:48.230 --> 01:47:50.290
His name is
Robert Paulson.

01:47:50.400 --> 01:47:52.960
His name is
Robert Paulson.

01:47:53.070 --> 01:47:55.540
His name is
Robert Paulson.

01:47:55.640 --> 01:47:57.970
His name is
Robert Paulson...

01:48:21.930 --> 01:48:22.900
Tyler?

01:48:23.000 --> 01:48:24.230
No, this is
Detective Stern

01:48:24.330 --> 01:48:25.260
at the Arson Unit.

01:48:25.330 --> 01:48:26.360
I need to see you
in my office...

01:48:31.370 --> 01:48:32.430
I went to
all the cities

01:48:32.540 --> 01:48:34.370
on Tyler's
used ticket stubs,

01:48:34.440 --> 01:48:35.370
barhopping.

01:48:36.440 --> 01:48:37.740
I didn't know
how or why,

01:48:37.850 --> 01:48:39.400
but I could look
at 50 different bars

01:48:39.510 --> 01:48:41.110
and somehow
I just knew.

01:48:41.220 --> 01:48:42.180
I'm looking
for Tyler Durden.

01:48:42.250 --> 01:48:44.980
It's very important
that I talk to him.

01:48:45.050 --> 01:48:46.580
I wish
I could help you.

01:48:47.690 --> 01:48:48.620
Sir.

01:48:54.660 --> 01:48:56.390
Every city
I went to...

01:48:58.130 --> 01:49:00.430
as soon as I set foot
off the plane,

01:49:00.500 --> 01:49:02.730
I knew a Fight Club
was close.

01:49:03.800 --> 01:49:05.500
Hey! Hey!

01:49:05.610 --> 01:49:07.200
Taxi!

01:49:07.310 --> 01:49:08.740
Look at my face.
I'm a member.

01:49:08.810 --> 01:49:09.970
Now, I just
need to know

01:49:10.080 --> 01:49:12.050
if you've seen Tyler.

01:49:12.110 --> 01:49:14.210
I'm not exposed
to...

01:49:14.320 --> 01:49:15.840
speak any such
information to you,

01:49:15.950 --> 01:49:17.610
nor would I, even if
I had said information

01:49:17.720 --> 01:49:20.550
you want at this
juncture, be able.

01:49:22.260 --> 01:49:23.480
You're a moron.

01:49:23.560 --> 01:49:24.960
I'm afraid I'm gonna
have to ask you to leave.

01:49:26.330 --> 01:49:28.450
Tyler had
been busy.

01:49:28.560 --> 01:49:31.290
Setting up franchises
all over the country.

01:49:34.130 --> 01:49:35.570
Was I asleep?

01:49:37.070 --> 01:49:38.540
Had I slept?

01:49:38.640 --> 01:49:40.200
Is Tyler
my bad dream,

01:49:40.310 --> 01:49:42.240
or am I Tyler's?

01:49:42.310 --> 01:49:43.670
We've just
heard the stories.

01:49:43.740 --> 01:49:44.970
What kind
of stories?

01:49:45.080 --> 01:49:46.510
Like, nobody knows
what he looks like.

01:49:46.610 --> 01:49:47.550
He has facial

01:49:47.620 --> 01:49:48.550
reconstructive
surgery

01:49:48.620 --> 01:49:49.670
every 3 years.

01:49:49.780 --> 01:49:52.120
That's the stupidest thing
I've ever heard.

01:49:52.190 --> 01:49:54.590
Is it true about
Fight Club in Miami?

01:49:54.660 --> 01:49:57.020
Is Mr. Durden
building an army?

01:49:57.090 --> 01:49:58.650
I was living
in a state

01:49:58.760 --> 01:50:00.920
of perpetual
déjà vu.

01:50:01.030 --> 01:50:02.550
Everywhere I went,

01:50:02.660 --> 01:50:05.100
I felt I'd already
been there.

01:50:05.170 --> 01:50:09.100
It was like following
an invisible man.

01:50:09.170 --> 01:50:11.230
The smell
of dried blood,

01:50:11.340 --> 01:50:15.600
dirty, bare footprints
circling each other,

01:50:15.680 --> 01:50:19.110
that aroma of old sweat,
like fried chicken.

01:50:19.180 --> 01:50:20.870
The feel of a floor
still warm

01:50:20.980 --> 01:50:22.510
from the fight
the night before.

01:50:22.620 --> 01:50:26.550
I was always just
one step behind Tyler.

01:50:29.120 --> 01:50:31.090
His name
is Robert Paulson.

01:50:31.190 --> 01:50:33.520
His name is
Robert Paulson.

01:50:33.590 --> 01:50:34.530
His...

01:50:37.360 --> 01:50:38.700
Welcome back,
sir.

01:50:40.300 --> 01:50:41.390
How have
you been?

01:50:43.200 --> 01:50:44.300
Do you know me?

01:50:45.410 --> 01:50:46.870
Is this a test,
sir?

01:50:47.010 --> 01:50:48.870
No, this
is not a test.

01:50:48.980 --> 01:50:52.640
You were in here
last Thursday.

01:50:52.750 --> 01:50:54.180
Thursday?

01:50:54.250 --> 01:50:55.180
You were
standing

01:50:55.250 --> 01:50:56.580
exactly where
you are now,

01:50:56.650 --> 01:50:59.350
asking how good
security is.

01:50:59.450 --> 01:51:00.750
It's tight
as a drum, sir.

01:51:03.320 --> 01:51:05.660
Who do you
think I am?

01:51:05.730 --> 01:51:08.290
Are you sure this
isn't a test?

01:51:08.360 --> 01:51:10.330
No, this is
not a test.

01:51:10.360 --> 01:51:13.770
You're Mr. Durden.

01:51:13.830 --> 01:51:16.360
You're the one
who gave me this.

01:51:17.540 --> 01:51:18.730
Please return
your seat backs

01:51:18.840 --> 01:51:21.470
to their full, upright
and locked position.

01:51:32.350 --> 01:51:33.320
Yeah?

01:51:33.350 --> 01:51:34.320
Marla, it's me.

01:51:34.360 --> 01:51:35.580
Have we ever
done it?

01:51:35.660 --> 01:51:36.590
Done what?

01:51:36.660 --> 01:51:37.750
Have we ever
had sex?

01:51:37.860 --> 01:51:40.020
What kind of stupid
question is that?

01:51:40.130 --> 01:51:41.460
Is it stupid because
the answer's yes,

01:51:41.530 --> 01:51:42.500
or because
the answer's no?

01:51:42.560 --> 01:51:44.050
Is this a trick?

01:51:44.130 --> 01:51:45.360
No, Marla,
I need to know...

01:51:45.430 --> 01:51:46.560
You mean you want
to know if I think

01:51:46.670 --> 01:51:49.160
we were just having sex
or making love?

01:51:49.240 --> 01:51:51.330
We did make love.

01:51:51.440 --> 01:51:52.560
Is that what
you're calling it?

01:51:52.670 --> 01:51:53.940
Just answer
the question,

01:51:54.040 --> 01:51:54.940
Marla, please!

01:51:55.040 --> 01:51:56.010
Did we do it
or not?

01:51:56.110 --> 01:51:57.580
You fuck me,
then snub me.

01:51:57.680 --> 01:51:58.670
You love me,
you hate me.

01:51:58.780 --> 01:52:00.210
You show me
a sensitive side,

01:52:00.280 --> 01:52:01.710
then you turn into
a total asshole.

01:52:01.820 --> 01:52:02.800
Is that a pretty
accurate description

01:52:02.920 --> 01:52:04.320
of our relationship,
Tyler?

01:52:04.350 --> 01:52:07.010
We have just lost
cabin pressure.

01:52:07.120 --> 01:52:08.050
What did you
just say?

01:52:08.120 --> 01:52:09.110
What is wrong
with you?

01:52:09.220 --> 01:52:10.420
What did you call
me? Say my name!

01:52:10.520 --> 01:52:12.490
Tyler Durden.
Tyler Durden,

01:52:12.560 --> 01:52:14.190
you fucking freak.
What's going on?

01:52:14.290 --> 01:52:15.230
I'm coming over.

01:52:15.300 --> 01:52:16.260
No, wait, Marla,
I'm not there...

01:52:18.470 --> 01:52:20.260
You broke
your promise.

01:52:20.330 --> 01:52:21.300
Jesus, Tyler.

01:52:21.370 --> 01:52:23.030
You fuckin' talked
to her about me.

01:52:23.140 --> 01:52:24.800
Tyler, what the fuck
is going on here?

01:52:24.910 --> 01:52:26.570
I asked you
for one thing,

01:52:26.670 --> 01:52:28.330
one simple thing.

01:52:28.440 --> 01:52:29.600
Why do people
think that I'm you?

01:52:31.310 --> 01:52:32.470
Answer me!

01:52:36.280 --> 01:52:37.220
Sit.

01:52:40.590 --> 01:52:41.520
Now answer me.

01:52:41.590 --> 01:52:43.080
Why do people think
that I'm you?

01:52:44.390 --> 01:52:45.360
I think you know.

01:52:45.460 --> 01:52:46.950
No, I don't.

01:52:47.090 --> 01:52:48.120
Yes, you do.

01:52:48.230 --> 01:52:50.820
Why would anyone possibly
confuse you with me?

01:52:52.030 --> 01:52:54.730
Uh... I...
I don't know.

01:52:58.570 --> 01:52:59.940
You got it.

01:53:00.010 --> 01:53:01.440
No.

01:53:01.510 --> 01:53:02.480
Do not
fuck with us.

01:53:02.540 --> 01:53:03.750
Say it.

01:53:05.250 --> 01:53:06.970
Because...

01:53:08.420 --> 01:53:09.470
Say it.

01:53:11.390 --> 01:53:13.290
Because we're
the same person.

01:53:13.320 --> 01:53:15.480
That's right.

01:53:15.560 --> 01:53:17.720
We are the all-singing,
all dancing...

01:53:17.790 --> 01:53:19.320
I don't
understand this.

01:53:19.390 --> 01:53:20.330
You were looking
for a way

01:53:20.390 --> 01:53:21.520
to change your life.

01:53:21.600 --> 01:53:23.890
You could not do this
on your own.

01:53:23.960 --> 01:53:25.860
All the ways you wish
you could be,

01:53:25.930 --> 01:53:27.490
that's me.

01:53:28.570 --> 01:53:29.830
I look like
you wanna look,

01:53:29.900 --> 01:53:31.100
I fuck like
you wanna fuck,

01:53:31.170 --> 01:53:32.500
I am smart,
capable,

01:53:32.570 --> 01:53:34.730
and most importantly,
I am free

01:53:34.810 --> 01:53:36.330
in all the ways
that you are not.

01:53:36.410 --> 01:53:37.400
Oh, no.

01:53:37.480 --> 01:53:38.410
Tyler's not here.

01:53:38.480 --> 01:53:39.410
Tyler went away.

01:53:39.480 --> 01:53:40.410
- Tyler's gone.
- What?

01:53:40.480 --> 01:53:41.910
This is
impossible.

01:53:41.980 --> 01:53:43.540
- No.
- This is crazy.

01:53:43.620 --> 01:53:44.950
People do it
every day.

01:53:45.020 --> 01:53:46.350
They talk
to themselves.

01:53:46.420 --> 01:53:48.580
They see themselves
as they'd like to be.

01:53:48.660 --> 01:53:50.590
They don't have
the courage you have,

01:53:50.660 --> 01:53:51.850
to just
run with it.

01:53:55.700 --> 01:53:57.560
Naturally, you're still
wrestling with it,

01:53:57.630 --> 01:53:59.120
so sometimes
you're still you.

01:53:59.200 --> 01:54:00.960
We should do this
again sometime.

01:54:01.030 --> 01:54:03.900
Other times, you imagine
yourself watching me.

01:54:03.970 --> 01:54:05.300
If this is your first
night at Fight Club,

01:54:05.370 --> 01:54:06.460
you have to fight.

01:54:06.540 --> 01:54:07.870
Little by little,

01:54:07.940 --> 01:54:11.270
you're just letting
yourself become...

01:54:11.310 --> 01:54:13.710
Tyler Durden.

01:54:13.780 --> 01:54:14.800
You are not
your job,

01:54:14.880 --> 01:54:16.580
or how much money
you have in the bank!

01:54:16.650 --> 01:54:17.810
No, you have
a house.

01:54:17.890 --> 01:54:19.080
Rented in your name.

01:54:19.190 --> 01:54:21.090
You have jobs, you
have a whole life.

01:54:21.190 --> 01:54:22.750
You have night jobs
because you can't sleep.

01:54:22.820 --> 01:54:24.650
Or you stay up
and make soap.

01:54:24.730 --> 01:54:26.280
Marla... You're
fucking Marla, Tyler.

01:54:26.330 --> 01:54:28.290
Uh, technically,
you're fucking Marla.

01:54:28.360 --> 01:54:29.660
But it's
all the same to her.

01:54:32.000 --> 01:54:33.490
Oh, my God.

01:54:34.570 --> 01:54:36.560
Now you see
our dilemma.

01:54:36.640 --> 01:54:38.660
She knows too much.

01:54:39.810 --> 01:54:40.860
I think we're going
to have to talk

01:54:40.940 --> 01:54:44.170
about how this might
compromise our goals.

01:54:44.240 --> 01:54:47.270
Wh... What are
you saying?

01:54:47.310 --> 01:54:48.980
This is...
This is bullshit.

01:54:49.050 --> 01:54:50.540
This is bullshit.

01:54:50.620 --> 01:54:51.580
I'm not listening
to this.

01:54:51.650 --> 01:54:52.580
You are insane.

01:54:52.650 --> 01:54:54.480
No, you're insane.

01:54:54.560 --> 01:54:57.080
And we simply do not
have time for this crap.

01:54:59.660 --> 01:55:01.530
It's called
a changeover.

01:55:01.600 --> 01:55:03.120
The movie goes on,

01:55:03.230 --> 01:55:04.630
and nobody
in the audience

01:55:04.700 --> 01:55:06.290
has any idea.

01:55:19.280 --> 01:55:20.210
Sir!

01:55:20.280 --> 01:55:21.580
Are you checking out?

01:55:21.650 --> 01:55:22.840
Yeah, uh,
b- bill me.

01:55:22.920 --> 01:55:24.580
I need you to
initial this list

01:55:24.650 --> 01:55:25.740
of phone calls,
please.

01:55:29.760 --> 01:55:30.920
When were
these made?

01:55:30.990 --> 01:55:32.220
It says
right there, sir,

01:55:32.290 --> 01:55:33.820
between 2:00 and 3:30
this morning.

01:55:33.890 --> 01:55:35.260
No, I w...

01:55:39.130 --> 01:55:40.220
Have I been
going to bed

01:55:40.300 --> 01:55:41.530
earlier
every night?

01:55:41.600 --> 01:55:43.630
Have I been
sleeping later?

01:55:45.610 --> 01:55:48.630
Have I been Tyler
longer and longer?

01:55:52.180 --> 01:55:53.110
Is anybody here?

01:55:56.180 --> 01:55:59.020
Déjà vu
all over again.

01:56:00.090 --> 01:56:01.020
Yeah, with
enough soap,

01:56:01.090 --> 01:56:02.490
we could blow up
just about anything.

01:56:05.660 --> 01:56:07.680
Oh, my God.

01:56:10.800 --> 01:56:11.760
1888.

01:56:11.830 --> 01:56:13.090
I'm sorry,
who am I calling?

01:56:13.170 --> 01:56:15.130
1888 Franklin.
This is Maintenance.

01:56:17.270 --> 01:56:19.670
Hello?

01:56:19.740 --> 01:56:21.610
1888 Franklin Street?

01:56:21.680 --> 01:56:24.770
Yes.
Can I help you?

01:56:27.080 --> 01:56:28.710
Hello?

01:56:28.780 --> 01:56:29.910
Yeah, yeah.

01:56:29.980 --> 01:56:31.280
Uh, I need to talk
to your supervisor

01:56:31.320 --> 01:56:32.290
right away.

01:56:32.320 --> 01:56:33.290
Speaking.

01:56:33.320 --> 01:56:34.290
OK, listen to me.

01:56:34.320 --> 01:56:35.520
I think something
really terrible

01:56:35.590 --> 01:56:36.560
is about to happen
at your building.

01:56:36.620 --> 01:56:37.610
You have got...

01:56:37.690 --> 01:56:38.920
It's under
control, sir.

01:56:40.290 --> 01:56:41.280
Excuse me?

01:56:41.330 --> 01:56:42.890
Don't worry
about us, sir.

01:56:42.960 --> 01:56:44.400
We're solid.

01:56:48.040 --> 01:56:49.330
2160.

01:56:57.280 --> 01:56:58.270
Marla!
Marla!

01:56:58.380 --> 01:57:00.370
Hey... Fuck! Wait!

01:57:01.450 --> 01:57:03.140
Wait, I gotta
talk to you!

01:57:03.220 --> 01:57:04.380
Marla, Marla!

01:57:04.450 --> 01:57:05.540
Your whacked-out
bald freaks

01:57:05.620 --> 01:57:07.090
hit me with
a fucking broom!

01:57:07.150 --> 01:57:08.820
They almost
broke my arm!

01:57:08.890 --> 01:57:10.520
They were burning their
fingertips with lye,

01:57:10.590 --> 01:57:11.580
the stink was
unbelievable.

01:57:11.660 --> 01:57:12.590
Look... Look,
listen,

01:57:12.660 --> 01:57:13.590
it's gonna take
a tremendous act

01:57:13.660 --> 01:57:14.590
of faith
on your part,

01:57:14.660 --> 01:57:15.630
but you've got
to hear me out.

01:57:15.700 --> 01:57:17.600
Oh, here comes
an avalanche of bullshit.

01:57:17.660 --> 01:57:19.130
A little more faith
than that.

01:57:23.500 --> 01:57:24.440
No, listen,
I don't want to hear

01:57:24.500 --> 01:57:25.440
anything
you have to say.

01:57:25.510 --> 01:57:27.560
You have every
right to be...

01:57:27.640 --> 01:57:29.700
Um, I'll just have
a coffee, thanks.

01:57:29.780 --> 01:57:32.710
Sir, anything you order
is free of charge, sir.

01:57:32.780 --> 01:57:34.840
Why is it
free of charge?

01:57:34.920 --> 01:57:36.010
Don't... Don't ask.

01:57:36.080 --> 01:57:37.140
Whatever.

01:57:37.220 --> 01:57:39.850
I'll have the clam chowder,
the fried chicken

01:57:39.920 --> 01:57:41.010
with the baked potato
with everything,

01:57:41.090 --> 01:57:42.560
and a chocolate
chiffon pie.

01:57:42.620 --> 01:57:44.720
Clean food, please.

01:57:44.790 --> 01:57:46.550
In that case, sir,
may I advise against

01:57:46.630 --> 01:57:47.850
the lady eating
the clam chowder?

01:57:47.930 --> 01:57:49.920
No clam chowder,
thank you.

01:57:52.130 --> 01:57:53.660
You've got
about 30 seconds.

01:57:56.400 --> 01:57:57.300
Marla, I know that
I've been acting

01:57:57.400 --> 01:57:58.600
very, very strange.

01:57:58.670 --> 01:58:00.830
OK, I know that
it's got to seem

01:58:00.910 --> 01:58:01.970
like there's
2 sides to me...

01:58:02.040 --> 01:58:02.970
2 sides?

01:58:03.040 --> 01:58:04.310
You're Dr. Jekyll
and Mr. Jackass.

01:58:04.410 --> 01:58:05.310
I deserve that,
but...

01:58:05.410 --> 01:58:06.570
I've come
to realize something

01:58:06.650 --> 01:58:07.580
very, very
important.

01:58:07.650 --> 01:58:08.710
What?

01:58:08.780 --> 01:58:10.220
The full extent
of our relationship

01:58:10.280 --> 01:58:12.310
wasn't really clear
to me up until now,

01:58:12.420 --> 01:58:13.610
for reasons I'm not
going to go into,

01:58:13.690 --> 01:58:15.120
but the important
thing is, I know

01:58:15.190 --> 01:58:16.380
that I haven't been
treating you so nice.

01:58:16.460 --> 01:58:17.390
Yeah, whatever.

01:58:17.460 --> 01:58:18.420
No, no...
15 seconds.

01:58:18.490 --> 01:58:19.690
15 seconds,
please, please.

01:58:19.760 --> 01:58:21.590
15 seconds, don't
open your mouth.

01:58:21.660 --> 01:58:24.220
I'm trying to tell you
that I'm sorry.

01:58:24.300 --> 01:58:25.490
Because what
I've come to realize

01:58:25.570 --> 01:58:28.300
is that I really
like you, Marla.

01:58:29.540 --> 01:58:30.830
You do?

01:58:30.900 --> 01:58:32.430
I really do.

01:58:32.510 --> 01:58:33.470
I care about you

01:58:33.540 --> 01:58:34.560
and I don't want
anything bad

01:58:34.640 --> 01:58:37.200
to happen to you
because of me.

01:58:37.280 --> 01:58:39.970
Marla, your life
is in danger.

01:58:41.110 --> 01:58:42.050
What?

01:58:42.120 --> 01:58:44.520
You need to leave
town for a while.

01:58:44.580 --> 01:58:45.850
Get out of
any major city

01:58:45.920 --> 01:58:47.050
and just go camping
or something.

01:58:47.120 --> 01:58:48.180
You're an insane person.

01:58:48.260 --> 01:58:49.310
No, no,
I've involved you

01:58:49.420 --> 01:58:51.220
in something terrible
that's about to happen.

01:58:51.290 --> 01:58:52.720
No.
Shut up,

01:58:52.790 --> 01:58:53.950
shut up!

01:58:57.160 --> 01:58:58.890
Listen,
I tried, Tyler.

01:58:58.970 --> 01:59:00.130
I really tried.

01:59:00.200 --> 01:59:01.130
I know you did.

01:59:01.200 --> 01:59:03.170
There are things
about you I like.

01:59:03.240 --> 01:59:04.730
You're smart,
you're funny,

01:59:04.810 --> 01:59:07.170
you're spectacular
in bed.

01:59:07.240 --> 01:59:10.370
But you're
intolerable.

01:59:10.480 --> 01:59:13.340
You have very serious
emotional problems.

01:59:13.450 --> 01:59:15.210
Deep-seated problems
for which you should seek

01:59:15.280 --> 01:59:16.610
professional help.

01:59:16.680 --> 01:59:18.080
I know,
and I'm sorry.

01:59:18.150 --> 01:59:19.020
Yeah, you're sorry,
I'm sorry,

01:59:19.090 --> 01:59:20.210
everyone's sorry.
But...

01:59:21.760 --> 01:59:23.450
I can't
do this anymore.

01:59:24.560 --> 01:59:26.080
I can't.

01:59:26.160 --> 01:59:27.150
And I won't.

01:59:28.730 --> 01:59:29.750
I'm gone.

01:59:31.470 --> 01:59:32.360
You can't leave,
Marla,

01:59:32.470 --> 01:59:34.170
you're not safe!

01:59:38.040 --> 01:59:38.970
No!
Leave me alone!

01:59:39.040 --> 01:59:40.900
Marla, I'm trying
to protect you.

01:59:40.970 --> 01:59:42.500
I don't ever want
to see you again!

01:59:42.580 --> 01:59:44.240
That's fine, if
that's what it takes...

01:59:44.310 --> 01:59:45.640
You wait.
Wait right here.

01:59:50.280 --> 01:59:51.250
Hold it
right there.

01:59:51.280 --> 01:59:53.310
Shut up!

01:59:53.390 --> 01:59:55.250
Take this money
and get on this bus.

01:59:55.290 --> 01:59:56.260
And I promise you

01:59:56.290 --> 01:59:57.310
I will never
bother you again

01:59:57.360 --> 01:59:58.290
if that's
what you want.

01:59:58.360 --> 01:59:59.620
Shut up!

01:59:59.690 --> 02:00:01.020
Please get
on the bus.

02:00:01.090 --> 02:00:02.490
Please get
on the bus!

02:00:04.260 --> 02:00:05.390
Why are you
doing this?

02:00:05.500 --> 02:00:07.090
Because they think you're
some kind of a threat.

02:00:07.170 --> 02:00:08.260
I... I can't explain it
right now,

02:00:08.300 --> 02:00:09.270
just trust me.

02:00:09.300 --> 02:00:10.270
If I see
where you're going,

02:00:10.300 --> 02:00:11.270
you will
not be safe.

02:00:11.300 --> 02:00:12.530
I'm not paying
this back.

02:00:12.610 --> 02:00:14.070
I consider it
asshole tax.

02:00:14.140 --> 02:00:16.230
That's fine. Remember,
stay out of major cities

02:00:16.310 --> 02:00:17.400
for at least
a couple of days, OK?

02:00:17.510 --> 02:00:18.410
Tyler.

02:00:20.050 --> 02:00:21.340
You're
the worst thing

02:00:21.410 --> 02:00:22.850
that ever
happened to me.

02:00:37.930 --> 02:00:39.300
Hello.

02:00:39.330 --> 02:00:40.960
I need you
to arrest me.

02:00:41.030 --> 02:00:43.300
I am the leader of
a terrorist organization

02:00:43.370 --> 02:00:45.700
responsible for numerous
acts of vandalism,

02:00:45.770 --> 02:00:47.430
and assault
all over this city.

02:00:48.540 --> 02:00:49.770
...in the
metropolitan area,

02:00:49.840 --> 02:00:52.330
with probably a couple
hundred members.

02:00:52.410 --> 02:00:53.540
Chapters
have sprung up

02:00:53.610 --> 02:00:56.340
in 5 or 6 other
major cities already.

02:00:56.420 --> 02:00:59.480
This is a tightly
regimented organization,

02:00:59.590 --> 02:01:01.680
with many cells
capable of operating

02:01:01.760 --> 02:01:04.780
completely independent
of central leadership.

02:01:04.860 --> 02:01:06.990
Look, look,
go to that house, OK?

02:01:07.060 --> 02:01:09.190
1537 Paper Street.

02:01:09.260 --> 02:01:11.200
That's our headquarters.

02:01:11.260 --> 02:01:13.790
In the back,
buried in the garden,

02:01:13.870 --> 02:01:16.960
you'll find the body
of Robert Paulson.

02:01:17.040 --> 02:01:18.970
In the basement,

02:01:19.040 --> 02:01:20.230
you're gonna find
some bathtubs

02:01:20.310 --> 02:01:21.830
that have been used
very recently

02:01:21.910 --> 02:01:25.940
to make large quantities
of nitroglycerin.

02:01:26.010 --> 02:01:27.070
I believe the plan

02:01:27.150 --> 02:01:28.910
is to blow up
the headquarters

02:01:28.980 --> 02:01:30.570
of these credit card
companies,

02:01:30.650 --> 02:01:32.480
and the T.R.W. building.

02:01:34.250 --> 02:01:35.450
Why these buildings?

02:01:35.520 --> 02:01:37.580
Why credit card
companies?

02:01:37.660 --> 02:01:39.450
If you erase
the debt record,

02:01:39.530 --> 02:01:42.050
then we all
go back to zero.

02:01:42.130 --> 02:01:44.150
It'll create
total chaos.

02:01:46.930 --> 02:01:47.920
Keep him talking.

02:01:48.000 --> 02:01:48.990
I need to make
a phone call.

02:01:59.880 --> 02:02:01.810
I really admire
what you're doing.

02:02:03.450 --> 02:02:04.380
What?

02:02:04.450 --> 02:02:06.680
You're a brave man
to order this.

02:02:06.750 --> 02:02:08.380
You're a genius,
sir.

02:02:08.460 --> 02:02:11.390
You said, if anyone
ever interferes

02:02:11.460 --> 02:02:13.260
with Project Mayhem...
even you...

02:02:13.290 --> 02:02:15.630
we gotta
get his balls.

02:02:17.100 --> 02:02:18.060
It's useless
to fight.

02:02:18.130 --> 02:02:19.260
This is really
a powerful gesture,

02:02:19.300 --> 02:02:20.270
Mr. Durden.

02:02:20.300 --> 02:02:21.560
It'll set quite
an example.

02:02:21.670 --> 02:02:23.760
You're making
a big mistake, fellas.

02:02:23.840 --> 02:02:24.770
You said
you'd say that.

02:02:24.840 --> 02:02:26.310
I'm not
Tyler Durden!

02:02:26.340 --> 02:02:27.900
You told us
you'd say that, too.

02:02:27.970 --> 02:02:30.810
All right,
I am Tyler Durden.

02:02:30.880 --> 02:02:32.070
Listen to me,

02:02:32.150 --> 02:02:33.700
I'm giving you
a direct order.

02:02:33.780 --> 02:02:35.770
We are aborting this
mission, right now.

02:02:35.850 --> 02:02:37.250
You said you would
definitely say that.

02:02:43.420 --> 02:02:44.450
Are you fucking
out of your minds?

02:02:44.520 --> 02:02:45.860
You're
police officers!

02:02:48.860 --> 02:02:49.990
Somebody
timing this?

02:02:50.060 --> 02:02:51.000
No! No!

02:02:51.060 --> 02:02:52.550
Keep your
mouth shut!

02:02:53.670 --> 02:02:54.570
Shit.

02:02:57.340 --> 02:02:58.300
Yeah?

02:02:58.370 --> 02:02:59.400
Hey, you know, some
of this information

02:02:59.470 --> 02:03:00.770
checks out.

02:03:00.840 --> 02:03:02.360
Let's go over
to that house

02:03:02.440 --> 02:03:03.500
on Paper Street.

02:03:03.580 --> 02:03:04.670
Be right there.

02:03:05.750 --> 02:03:07.110
Hey! Wait!

02:03:07.180 --> 02:03:08.370
I got him.

02:03:08.450 --> 02:03:09.750
Sir, we have
to do this, sir.

02:03:09.820 --> 02:03:10.940
Stop fighting.

02:03:11.020 --> 02:03:12.310
Where's the rubber band?

02:03:12.350 --> 02:03:13.440
Get away from me!

02:03:13.520 --> 02:03:14.450
Drop that
fucking knife!

02:03:14.520 --> 02:03:15.450
Drop it!

02:03:18.730 --> 02:03:19.620
Back up.

02:03:19.730 --> 02:03:20.780
Face down
on the floor,

02:03:20.860 --> 02:03:21.790
both of you,
right now!

02:03:24.330 --> 02:03:25.960
Get down
on the floor!

02:03:30.540 --> 02:03:32.510
First person comes out
this fucking door

02:03:32.570 --> 02:03:34.770
gets a... gets a lead salad,
you understand?

02:03:59.800 --> 02:04:01.660
Get away!
Get away!

02:04:14.380 --> 02:04:15.870
I ran.

02:04:17.380 --> 02:04:19.150
I ran until
my muscles burned

02:04:19.220 --> 02:04:21.310
and my veins pumped
battery acid.

02:04:24.120 --> 02:04:25.790
Then I ran
some more.

02:05:07.370 --> 02:05:09.230
What the fuck
are you doing?

02:05:09.300 --> 02:05:10.890
Running around
in your underpants.

02:05:10.970 --> 02:05:12.270
Man, you look
like a crazy person.

02:05:12.310 --> 02:05:14.070
No, I'm
onto you.

02:05:14.140 --> 02:05:15.270
I know what's
going on here.

02:05:15.310 --> 02:05:16.370
Well come on,
then.

02:05:16.440 --> 02:05:17.970
I got us a great place
to watch from.

02:05:19.310 --> 02:05:20.370
It'll be like
pay-per-view.

02:06:09.330 --> 02:06:10.300
Oh, Christ.

02:06:10.330 --> 02:06:12.260
Now what
are you doing?

02:06:12.300 --> 02:06:13.390
I'm stopping this.

02:06:13.470 --> 02:06:16.490
Why? Greatest thing
you've ever done, man.

02:06:16.570 --> 02:06:18.230
No, I can't
let this happen.

02:06:18.300 --> 02:06:19.790
You know there
are 10 other bombs

02:06:19.910 --> 02:06:21.340
in 10 other buildings.

02:06:21.410 --> 02:06:22.770
God damn it, since when
is Project Mayhem

02:06:22.880 --> 02:06:23.770
about murder?

02:06:23.880 --> 02:06:25.170
The buildings
are empty.

02:06:25.250 --> 02:06:26.770
Security and maintenance,
all our people.

02:06:26.880 --> 02:06:28.070
We're not killing
anyone, man,

02:06:28.150 --> 02:06:29.340
we're setting 'em free.

02:06:29.420 --> 02:06:30.350
Bob is dead.

02:06:30.420 --> 02:06:32.180
They shot him
in the head.

02:06:32.250 --> 02:06:33.480
You wanna
make an omelet,

02:06:33.550 --> 02:06:35.150
you gotta
break some eggs.

02:06:35.220 --> 02:06:36.450
No, I'm not
listening to you.

02:06:36.520 --> 02:06:37.580
You're not
even there.

02:06:45.400 --> 02:06:46.370
Wouldn't do that.

02:06:46.430 --> 02:06:49.230
Not unless I knew which
wires were what.

02:06:49.300 --> 02:06:50.960
If you know,
then I know.

02:06:56.610 --> 02:06:57.540
Or...

02:06:57.610 --> 02:06:58.540
maybe I knew
you'd know,

02:06:58.610 --> 02:06:59.640
so I spent
the whole day

02:06:59.710 --> 02:07:00.910
thinking about
the wrong ones.

02:07:09.520 --> 02:07:10.510
You think?

02:07:12.560 --> 02:07:14.360
Oh, heavens no,
not the green one.

02:07:15.530 --> 02:07:16.860
Pull any one
but the green one.

02:07:22.740 --> 02:07:24.600
I asked you
not to do that!

02:07:30.240 --> 02:07:31.510
Tyler, get away
from the van.

02:07:34.550 --> 02:07:36.010
Tyler, I'm
not kidding!

02:07:36.080 --> 02:07:37.980
Get away
from the van!

02:07:38.050 --> 02:07:39.310
God damn it!

02:07:40.590 --> 02:07:43.090
Whoa!

02:07:46.290 --> 02:07:49.090
OK, you are now
firing a gun

02:07:49.160 --> 02:07:50.390
at your imaginary
friend

02:07:50.460 --> 02:07:53.190
near 400 gallons
of nitroglycerin!

02:07:55.440 --> 02:07:57.160
Look, Tyler,
Tyler!

02:08:00.270 --> 02:08:01.470
Ahh!

02:08:10.620 --> 02:08:12.310
Aw, come on.

02:08:12.350 --> 02:08:13.550
Don't go.

02:08:52.230 --> 02:08:53.350
What?!

02:09:39.310 --> 02:09:40.430
3 minutes.

02:09:40.510 --> 02:09:42.800
This is it.

02:09:42.880 --> 02:09:44.930
The beginning.

02:09:45.010 --> 02:09:46.980
Ground zero.

02:09:47.080 --> 02:09:49.010
I think this is about
where we came in.

02:09:49.120 --> 02:09:50.080
Would you like
to say a few words

02:09:50.150 --> 02:09:51.910
to mark the occasion?

02:09:53.820 --> 02:09:55.010
I'm sorry?

02:09:55.120 --> 02:09:57.720
I still can't think
of anything.

02:09:59.390 --> 02:10:01.520
Ah, flashback humor.

02:10:06.730 --> 02:10:08.390
It's getting
exciting now.

02:10:10.770 --> 02:10:11.790
2 and 1/2.

02:10:11.870 --> 02:10:12.800
Think of everything

02:10:12.870 --> 02:10:14.400
we've accomplished,
man.

02:10:15.780 --> 02:10:17.610
Out these windows,
we will view

02:10:17.680 --> 02:10:19.300
the collapse
of financial history.

02:10:20.450 --> 02:10:22.810
One step closer to
economic equilibrium.

02:10:37.760 --> 02:10:39.160
Why is she here?

02:10:39.230 --> 02:10:41.170
Tying up loose ends.

02:10:41.230 --> 02:10:44.290
Put me down,
you bald-headed fucks!

02:10:44.370 --> 02:10:45.600
I'm begging you,

02:10:45.670 --> 02:10:46.600
please don't
do this.

02:10:46.670 --> 02:10:47.600
I'm not doing this.

02:10:47.670 --> 02:10:49.370
We are doing this.

02:10:49.440 --> 02:10:50.500
This is what we want.

02:10:50.580 --> 02:10:52.640
No, I don't
want this.

02:10:52.710 --> 02:10:55.840
Right, except you
is meaningless now.

02:10:55.920 --> 02:10:57.580
We have to forget
about you.

02:10:57.650 --> 02:10:59.910
Jesus, you're
a voice in my head.

02:10:59.990 --> 02:11:01.280
You're a voice
in mine.

02:11:01.350 --> 02:11:02.820
You're a fucking
hallucination,

02:11:02.890 --> 02:11:04.020
why can't I
get rid of you?

02:11:04.090 --> 02:11:05.020
You need me.

02:11:05.090 --> 02:11:07.300
No, I don't,
I really don't anymore.

02:11:07.360 --> 02:11:08.380
Hey, you created me.

02:11:08.460 --> 02:11:10.260
I didn't create
some loser alter ego

02:11:10.300 --> 02:11:11.760
to make myself
feel better.

02:11:11.830 --> 02:11:12.890
Take some
responsibility.

02:11:12.970 --> 02:11:14.190
I do.

02:11:14.270 --> 02:11:16.260
I am responsible
for all of it,

02:11:16.300 --> 02:11:17.390
and I
accept that.

02:11:17.470 --> 02:11:19.730
So please,
I'm begging you,

02:11:19.810 --> 02:11:21.470
please
call this off.

02:11:23.810 --> 02:11:25.670
Have I ever
let us down?

02:11:27.180 --> 02:11:29.440
How far have you come
because of me?

02:11:35.390 --> 02:11:37.380
I will bring us
through this.

02:11:37.460 --> 02:11:39.390
As always,

02:11:39.460 --> 02:11:41.650
I will carry you,
kicking and screaming,

02:11:41.730 --> 02:11:43.850
and in the end,
you will thank me.

02:11:43.930 --> 02:11:45.830
Tyler.

02:11:45.900 --> 02:11:48.090
Tyler, I'm
grateful to you

02:11:48.200 --> 02:11:49.430
for everything

02:11:49.500 --> 02:11:50.490
that you've
done for me.

02:11:50.570 --> 02:11:52.130
But this
is too much.

02:11:52.240 --> 02:11:53.730
I don't
want this.

02:11:53.810 --> 02:11:54.740
What do you want?!

02:11:54.810 --> 02:11:56.070
Want to go back
to the shit job,

02:11:56.140 --> 02:11:58.610
fucking condo world,
watching sitcoms?

02:11:58.680 --> 02:12:00.650
Fuck you.
I won't do it.

02:12:00.710 --> 02:12:03.380
Oh, God, this
can't be happening.

02:12:03.450 --> 02:12:05.920
It's already done,
so shut up.

02:12:05.990 --> 02:12:06.920
60 seconds.

02:12:06.990 --> 02:12:08.350
Can you see
alright?

02:12:11.220 --> 02:12:12.620
I can figure this out.

02:12:12.690 --> 02:12:14.280
I can figure this out,
this isn't even real.

02:12:14.330 --> 02:12:16.320
You're not real,
that gun isn't...

02:12:16.400 --> 02:12:18.160
That gun isn't
even in your hand.

02:12:19.700 --> 02:12:21.190
The gun's in my hand.

02:12:26.810 --> 02:12:29.240
Hey, good for you.
Doesn't change a thing.

02:12:38.120 --> 02:12:40.810
Why do you want to put
a gun to your head?

02:12:40.890 --> 02:12:43.720
Not my head, Tyler.

02:12:43.790 --> 02:12:45.550
Our head.

02:12:47.290 --> 02:12:48.690
Interesting.

02:12:52.060 --> 02:12:54.830
Where are you going
with this, I KEA boy?

02:13:01.610 --> 02:13:05.070
Hey, it's you
and me.

02:13:08.050 --> 02:13:08.980
Friends.

02:13:11.020 --> 02:13:11.950
Tyler...

02:13:14.950 --> 02:13:17.860
I want you to
really listen to me.

02:13:17.920 --> 02:13:18.860
OK.

02:13:21.890 --> 02:13:23.590
My eyes are open.

02:13:41.410 --> 02:13:43.280
What's that smell?

02:14:03.570 --> 02:14:05.130
Where is
everybody?

02:14:05.200 --> 02:14:06.400
I don't know,
what's goin' on?

02:14:07.470 --> 02:14:08.740
Mr. Durden!

02:14:09.810 --> 02:14:11.170
Oh, my God.

02:14:11.240 --> 02:14:12.180
Sir?

02:14:16.720 --> 02:14:17.840
Are you, uh...

02:14:17.920 --> 02:14:19.750
Are you
alright, sir?

02:14:19.820 --> 02:14:21.050
Oh, yeah, I'm OK.

02:14:21.120 --> 02:14:22.050
You look
terrible, sir.

02:14:22.120 --> 02:14:23.780
What happened?

02:14:23.860 --> 02:14:26.050
Oh, nothing.
It's no problem.

02:14:26.130 --> 02:14:27.890
Oh, no, no, sir,
he's not kidding.

02:14:27.960 --> 02:14:29.120
You look
really awful.

02:14:29.200 --> 02:14:30.320
You need medical
assistance.

02:14:30.430 --> 02:14:31.900
- I'm fine.
- Ugh.

02:14:31.960 --> 02:14:32.950
Look, I'm fine.

02:14:33.030 --> 02:14:35.520
Everything's fine.

02:14:39.040 --> 02:14:41.060
Let... Let her go.

02:14:41.140 --> 02:14:42.130
Christ
almighty!

02:14:42.210 --> 02:14:44.070
You!

02:14:44.140 --> 02:14:46.580
Hi, Marla.

02:14:47.650 --> 02:14:48.610
Leave her
with me,

02:14:48.680 --> 02:14:49.610
get your stuff,

02:14:49.680 --> 02:14:50.610
I'll meet you
downstairs.

02:14:50.680 --> 02:14:51.620
Are you sure?

02:14:51.680 --> 02:14:53.650
Yes, I'm sure.

02:14:54.820 --> 02:14:56.790
You fucker!

02:14:56.860 --> 02:14:57.790
What kind of sick
fucking game

02:14:57.860 --> 02:14:58.790
are you
playing now,

02:14:58.860 --> 02:14:59.790
putting me
on a fucking bu...

02:14:59.860 --> 02:15:01.760
Oh, my God,
your face!

02:15:01.830 --> 02:15:03.260
Yeah, I know.

02:15:08.070 --> 02:15:10.000
What happened?

02:15:10.070 --> 02:15:11.230
Don't ask.

02:15:11.300 --> 02:15:12.240
You're shot.

02:15:12.300 --> 02:15:13.670
Yes, I'm shot.

02:15:13.740 --> 02:15:15.260
Oh, my God.

02:15:15.310 --> 02:15:16.770
I can't believe
he's standing.

02:15:16.840 --> 02:15:18.280
One tough
motherfucker.

02:15:22.150 --> 02:15:24.010
Who did this?

02:15:24.080 --> 02:15:26.610
I did, actually.

02:15:26.690 --> 02:15:28.080
Find some gauze.

02:15:30.090 --> 02:15:32.150
You shot
yourself?

02:15:32.220 --> 02:15:33.280
Yes, but it's OK.

02:15:33.330 --> 02:15:34.920
Marla, look at me.

02:15:34.990 --> 02:15:37.260
I'm really OK.

02:15:37.300 --> 02:15:39.290
Trust me.

02:15:39.330 --> 02:15:41.090
Everything's
gonna be fine.

02:15:54.180 --> 02:15:55.980
You met me at
a very strange time

02:15:56.050 --> 02:15:57.310
in my life.

02:15:59.320 --> 02:16:00.840
With your feet
on the air

02:16:00.920 --> 02:16:03.390
And your head
on the ground

02:16:06.660 --> 02:16:10.990
Try this trick
and spin it, yeah

02:16:12.200 --> 02:16:13.960
Your head'll
collapse

02:16:14.030 --> 02:16:15.760
If there's
nothing in it

02:16:15.840 --> 02:16:17.100
And you'll ask
yourself

02:16:17.870 --> 02:16:26.780
Where is my mind?

02:16:34.750 --> 02:16:40.820
Way out in the water,
see it swimming

02:16:46.630 --> 02:16:50.330
I was swimming
in the Caribbean

02:16:53.310 --> 02:16:58.770
Animals were hiding
behind the rock

02:16:58.840 --> 02:17:00.940
Except for little fish

02:17:01.010 --> 02:17:02.310
When they told me
east is west

02:17:02.380 --> 02:17:04.580
Trying to talk
to me, coy koi

02:17:04.650 --> 02:17:14.060
Where is my mind?

02:17:21.370 --> 02:17:28.170
Way out in the water,
see it swimming

02:17:41.450 --> 02:17:42.850
With your feet
on the air

02:17:42.920 --> 02:17:45.480
And your head
on the ground

02:17:48.490 --> 02:17:52.330
Try this trick
and spin it, yeah

02:17:54.030 --> 02:17:57.530
Your head'll collapse
if there's nothing in it

02:17:57.640 --> 02:17:59.700
And you'll ask yourself

02:17:59.770 --> 02:18:08.940
Where is my mind?

02:18:16.260 --> 02:18:22.820
Way out in the water,
see it swimming

02:18:23.260 --> 02:18:53.820
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