WEBVTT 00:00:00.760 --> 00:00:50.920 ..:: Presented By ZarFilm Website ::.. þ.:: www.bolboljan.net ::. 00:00:55.760 --> 00:00:58.920 [Wind Blowing Softly] 00:02:32.680 --> 00:02:35.550 [Elvis Presley On Radio] 00:02:38.742 --> 00:02:41.042 Mrs. Peterson! 00:02:41.245 --> 00:02:43.485 Ramon, hey! How's it goin'? 00:02:43.685 --> 00:02:45.925 How you doin'? 00:02:46.114 --> 00:02:48.024 There it is, right there on the desk. 00:02:48.221 --> 00:02:51.381 - Where's she headed? - She's snowbound, Ramon. 00:02:55.468 --> 00:02:58.218 - See you went with the pink. - Yeah, yeah. 00:02:58.430 --> 00:03:00.440 It's kind of a pink day today. 00:03:00.672 --> 00:03:03.352 I'm gonna have another pickup for you on Thursday. 00:03:03.570 --> 00:03:05.640 - All right. We'll see you then. - All right. Thanks, Ramon. 00:03:05.844 --> 00:03:08.264 Bless my soul What's wrong with me 00:03:08.482 --> 00:03:11.512 I'm itchin'like a man on a fuzzy tree 00:03:11.746 --> 00:03:14.526 My friends say I'm actin' wild as a bug 00:03:14.749 --> 00:03:16.569 I'm in love 00:03:18.722 --> 00:03:21.592 [Humming] 00:03:21.829 --> 00:03:25.309 [Speaking Russian] 00:03:31.736 --> 00:03:35.286 [Singing In Russian] 00:03:35.542 --> 00:03:38.392 [Man Shouting In Russian] 00:03:38.608 --> 00:03:40.778 [Singing Continues] 00:03:40.985 --> 00:03:43.505 - [Doorbell Rings] - Peterson! Peterson! 00:03:44.990 --> 00:03:46.990 - Peterson. - [Russian] 00:03:47.190 --> 00:03:49.460 - [Russian] - [Russian] 00:03:49.661 --> 00:03:52.211 - Mr. Cowboy, da? - Da. 00:03:52.424 --> 00:03:55.294 - [Humming] - [Russian] 00:03:56.835 --> 00:03:59.735 Mmm, it's pretty. [Russian] 00:03:59.964 --> 00:04:02.904 Mmm. It's from my wife. 00:04:12.852 --> 00:04:14.672 [Horn Honking] 00:04:16.221 --> 00:04:18.711 [Singing In Russian] 00:04:28.630 --> 00:04:31.480 - [Russian] - [Russian] 00:04:48.526 --> 00:04:50.626 [Russian] 00:04:56.096 --> 00:04:57.916 [Whistle Blows] 00:05:09.611 --> 00:05:11.501 [Man] Time... 00:05:11.686 --> 00:05:13.886 - rules over us without mercy, - [Man Translating From English To Russian] 00:05:14.084 --> 00:05:17.634 Not caring if we're healthy or ill, hungry or drunk, 00:05:17.890 --> 00:05:21.370 Russian, American, beings from Mars. 00:05:21.623 --> 00:05:24.373 It's like a fire. It could either destroy us or keep us warm. 00:05:24.595 --> 00:05:27.145 That's why every FedEx office has a clock. 00:05:27.369 --> 00:05:30.049 Because we live or we die by the clock. 00:05:30.268 --> 00:05:32.088 We never turn our back on it. 00:05:32.270 --> 00:05:34.210 And we never, ever allow ourselves... 00:05:34.408 --> 00:05:37.538 the sin of losing track of time! 00:05:37.776 --> 00:05:39.756 Locally, it's 1:56. 00:05:39.945 --> 00:05:43.625 That means we've got three hours and four minutes... 00:05:43.918 --> 00:05:45.738 before the end-of-the-day's package sort. 00:05:45.920 --> 00:05:50.010 - That's how long we have. That's how much time we have... - [Translating] 00:05:50.289 --> 00:05:53.069 Before this pulsating, accursed, relentless taskmaster... 00:05:53.293 --> 00:05:55.783 tries to put us out of business. 00:05:55.993 --> 00:05:58.933 Hey, Nicolai. Hey. Nicolai, good to see you. 00:05:59.163 --> 00:06:00.923 How are you, kid? Look what you did. 00:06:01.103 --> 00:06:03.113 You just delivered your very first FedEx package. 00:06:03.303 --> 00:06:06.723 That deserves something special, like a Snickers bar... 00:06:06.974 --> 00:06:09.694 and a C.D. Player. 00:06:09.914 --> 00:06:11.734 And something to listen to... a C.D. There. 00:06:11.917 --> 00:06:14.567 Elvis Presley. Fifty million fans can't be wrong. 00:06:14.815 --> 00:06:16.635 You all recognize this, don't you? 00:06:16.818 --> 00:06:19.378 I took the liberty of sending this to myself. 00:06:19.623 --> 00:06:24.323 I FedEx'd it before I left Memphis. 00:06:24.628 --> 00:06:26.668 You're probably wondering what could be in here. 00:06:26.859 --> 00:06:29.069 What could it possibly be? Is it architectural plans? 00:06:29.268 --> 00:06:31.088 Maybe technical drawings? 00:06:31.270 --> 00:06:33.890 Is this the new wallpaper for the... for the bathroom? 00:06:34.107 --> 00:06:35.927 [Translator Continues] 00:06:36.109 --> 00:06:38.729 It is... a clock, 00:06:38.945 --> 00:06:40.765 which I started at absolute zero... 00:06:40.947 --> 00:06:45.677 and is now at 87 hours, 22 minutes and 17 seconds. 00:06:45.984 --> 00:06:50.684 From Memphis, America to Nicolai in Russia, 87 hours. 00:06:50.989 --> 00:06:54.059 Eighty-seven hours is a shameful outrage. 00:06:54.295 --> 00:06:57.165 This is just an egg timer! 00:06:57.402 --> 00:07:00.012 What if it had been something else? Like your paycheck? 00:07:00.239 --> 00:07:03.199 - Or fresh boysenberries? Or adoption papers? - [Translating] 00:07:03.440 --> 00:07:05.380 Eighty-seven hours is an eternity. 00:07:05.578 --> 00:07:07.428 The cosmos was created in less time! 00:07:07.611 --> 00:07:10.261 Wars have been fought and nations toppled in 87 hours! 00:07:10.479 --> 00:07:12.299 Fortunes made and squandered. 00:07:12.481 --> 00:07:14.421 [Translating] 00:07:16.621 --> 00:07:18.441 What? 00:07:18.623 --> 00:07:20.443 What are you saying about me? 00:07:20.656 --> 00:07:22.476 I tell them, what do they expect? 00:07:22.658 --> 00:07:26.178 This man, when his truck broke down, he stole a boy's bicycle to do his delivery. 00:07:26.465 --> 00:07:28.985 I borrowed it! I borrowed a kid's bike. 00:07:29.197 --> 00:07:32.237 And I got my packages delivered, and that is what you people are gonna have to start doing. 00:07:32.471 --> 00:07:35.821 You have to start doing whatever it takes, because in three hours and two minutes... 00:07:36.079 --> 00:07:39.039 every one of these packages has to be on the big truck... 00:07:39.280 --> 00:07:41.100 and on its way to the airport. 00:07:41.282 --> 00:07:43.672 - [Bell Rings] - Fifteen minutes! 00:07:43.889 --> 00:07:47.049 - Crunch time! Crunch time! - Crunch time! 00:07:47.289 --> 00:07:50.359 Let's go! Every package on the airport truck. 00:07:50.594 --> 00:07:52.564 Go! Crunch, crunch, crunch! 00:07:52.763 --> 00:07:54.583 - We have a big problem. - What? 00:07:54.797 --> 00:07:57.347 - The truck in Red Square is stuck. - What do you mean? 00:07:57.602 --> 00:08:00.052 - It's stuck. - Stuck how? In snow? In ice? 00:08:00.303 --> 00:08:03.563 It's stuck! The most important truck... the Kremlin truck! Many packages. 00:08:13.786 --> 00:08:16.016 All right, all right, all right. Let's put the table right here. 00:08:16.215 --> 00:08:18.045 We'll just do the sort. 00:08:18.217 --> 00:08:21.217 Ah, yeah, a clamp. That would make us stuck. 00:08:21.460 --> 00:08:23.910 Let's go. Unload... Get him out of there. 00:08:24.130 --> 00:08:26.550 Right here. Two lines, two lines. 00:08:26.768 --> 00:08:29.518 One to the airport truck, one to the Moscow truck. 00:08:29.771 --> 00:08:31.291 Got it? 00:08:31.502 --> 00:08:34.852 C.D.G., F.E., M. E, Memphis on the airport truck. Everything else right there. 00:08:35.142 --> 00:08:37.692 Nicolai! Tick-tock, tick-tock. Four minutes. 00:08:37.915 --> 00:08:39.945 [Ringing] 00:08:40.147 --> 00:08:42.637 [Answering Machine] Hi, this is Kelly. If you're calling for Chuck, press one. 00:08:42.848 --> 00:08:44.888 Otherwise leave a message after the tone. Thanks. 00:08:45.090 --> 00:08:47.000 - [Beeps] - [Chuck] Hello, Kelly. Are you there? 00:08:47.186 --> 00:08:49.556 Pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up. You're not there. 00:08:49.761 --> 00:08:52.601 You're not gonna believe this. I'm doin' the sorts in the middle of Red Square... 00:08:52.827 --> 00:08:54.647 in the shadow of Lenin's tomb. 00:08:54.829 --> 00:08:56.649 I miss you 00:08:56.831 --> 00:08:58.771 I miss you I really wanna kiss you 00:08:58.969 --> 00:09:01.689 I'm outta here in two minutes and I'm pickin' up the sweep through Paris, 00:09:01.941 --> 00:09:04.361 so I should be back in Memphis about 18 hours or so. 00:09:04.611 --> 00:09:06.581 That's the good news. The bad news is... 00:09:06.811 --> 00:09:08.631 I gotta go to the dentist this week. 00:09:08.813 --> 00:09:10.633 I got something in there that's hurtin'. 00:09:10.815 --> 00:09:13.465 I love you and I'm gonna see you soon, and you know what that means. 00:09:13.683 --> 00:09:16.203 Bye-bye. Nicolai! Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock! 00:09:22.265 --> 00:09:25.645 [Speaking French] 00:09:34.006 --> 00:09:37.746 - [Knocking] - I absolutely, positively have to get to Memphis tonight. 00:09:38.011 --> 00:09:39.921 Can't help you. Try U.P.S. 00:09:40.148 --> 00:09:42.638 With this extra head wind, are we gonna be able to push it and make the sort? 00:09:42.849 --> 00:09:45.119 - We'll do our best. - "Our best," huh? 00:09:45.320 --> 00:09:49.380 Gwen, is there something wrong with our doctors thatJack keeps getting certified to fly? 00:09:49.658 --> 00:09:51.898 - Aren't you concerned? - I'm terrified. 00:09:52.088 --> 00:09:53.948 But a girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do. 00:09:54.132 --> 00:09:56.882 That's the spirit. Relentless is our goal. Relentless! 00:09:57.093 --> 00:10:00.093 What do you expect from the guy who stole a crippled kid's bicycle... 00:10:00.336 --> 00:10:02.536 - when his truck broke down? - I borrowed it. 00:10:02.735 --> 00:10:04.775 But I love that the kid's now crippled. 00:10:04.977 --> 00:10:07.337 So you missed the last truck by two minutes? 00:10:07.573 --> 00:10:10.323 Two minutes. Actually, it was less than that. 00:10:10.545 --> 00:10:13.325 The plane wasn't that heavy. You could've added some fuel, 00:10:13.548 --> 00:10:15.338 picked up the speed and made up the time. 00:10:15.519 --> 00:10:18.519 It's about the trucks. Today's truck was two minutes late. 00:10:18.752 --> 00:10:21.622 Tomorrow's will be four minutes late, and then six minutes and eight minutes late. 00:10:21.859 --> 00:10:25.659 - Next thing you know, we're the U.S. Mail. - Yeah, well... 00:10:25.926 --> 00:10:28.316 All I'm sayin' is, if you'd gotten all those trucks on the plane, 00:10:28.533 --> 00:10:31.153 those Russkies would be walking on water right now. 00:10:31.369 --> 00:10:33.709 Hey, don't... Don't gimme that look. 00:10:33.903 --> 00:10:36.273 - It's just grape juice. Right, Chuck? - Yeah. 00:10:36.479 --> 00:10:39.409 It's like a 1992 full-bodied grape juice. 00:10:39.649 --> 00:10:41.749 I see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil. 00:10:41.985 --> 00:10:45.175 We'd offer you some but, you know, somebody's got to fly the plane. 00:10:45.416 --> 00:10:48.676 Yeah, well, I "just say no," right? 00:10:48.919 --> 00:10:51.569 Listen, Stan, I've been meaning to ask you. 00:10:51.797 --> 00:10:53.737 How's Mary? 00:10:53.925 --> 00:10:57.065 Oh. Uh, well, 00:10:57.303 --> 00:11:00.263 - we really don't know anything yet. - Mm-hmm. 00:11:00.505 --> 00:11:05.145 Uh, she went to the doctor yesterday, and, uh, 00:11:05.437 --> 00:11:09.087 it hasn't meta... metastasized... 00:11:09.347 --> 00:11:12.157 as far as they can tell right now. 00:11:12.382 --> 00:11:15.162 It's just kind of wait and see. 00:11:15.416 --> 00:11:17.456 I'm so sorry. 00:11:17.689 --> 00:11:20.759 Tell her I'm gonna come by and see her on my next layover. 00:11:20.995 --> 00:11:24.125 I want you to know, Stan, we are all thinking about her and you. 00:11:24.363 --> 00:11:26.913 - And just blessings. - Thank you, Gwen. 00:11:27.137 --> 00:11:29.617 [Answering Machine] Hi, this is Kelly. If you're calling for Chuck, press one. 00:11:29.838 --> 00:11:32.618 Otherwise, leave a message after the tone. Thanks. 00:11:38.013 --> 00:11:40.593 Stan. 00:11:40.818 --> 00:11:43.148 Listen. Uh, I heard about this... 00:11:45.052 --> 00:11:48.082 I heard about this doctor down in Emory, in Atlanta. 00:11:48.358 --> 00:11:50.178 Uh, he's supposed to be the absolute best. 00:11:50.360 --> 00:11:52.300 He worked on Frank Toretta's wife. 00:11:52.529 --> 00:11:54.349 Frank Toretta is a systems analyst. 00:11:54.531 --> 00:11:56.831 He played center field for us. You know him. 00:11:57.033 --> 00:11:59.583 In the softball tournament last Labor Day. 00:11:59.807 --> 00:12:01.557 Anyway, beside the point. 00:12:01.736 --> 00:12:06.076 Uh, what I was thinking is, is that I could get his number... 00:12:06.377 --> 00:12:08.867 the doctor... and, uh, 00:12:09.077 --> 00:12:11.417 you know, put you all together and... 00:12:13.050 --> 00:12:15.380 You know, you could get this thing fixed. 00:12:15.584 --> 00:12:17.404 You could beat it. 00:12:18.827 --> 00:12:20.677 Thanks, Chuck. [Sighs] 00:12:20.892 --> 00:12:23.262 So, I'll get his number. 00:12:23.530 --> 00:12:25.600 [Elevator Bell Dings] 00:12:36.210 --> 00:12:38.060 [Knocking] 00:12:45.721 --> 00:12:49.461 - Is Kelly Frears around? - She's copying her dissertation. 00:13:13.813 --> 00:13:15.643 [Laughs] 00:13:21.165 --> 00:13:23.395 - You're home. - Home indeed. 00:13:23.594 --> 00:13:25.414 I love that you're home. 00:13:36.243 --> 00:13:38.133 [Laughs] 00:13:43.522 --> 00:13:48.442 [TV, Female Newscaster] Just days before Santa departs on his annual gift-giving venture, 00:13:48.756 --> 00:13:51.536 he's been declared physically fit to fly. 00:13:51.760 --> 00:13:55.400 Santa got checked out by doctors at the V.A. Hospital in Augusta, Georgia. 00:13:55.660 --> 00:13:58.380 After they declared the jolly old elf in tiptop shape, 00:13:58.600 --> 00:14:01.950 Santa Claus took off into the wild blue yonder for an early start. 00:14:02.239 --> 00:14:04.609 In Sarajevo, he spent the day with children, 00:14:04.805 --> 00:14:07.525 handing out presents and even helping them decorate... 00:14:07.745 --> 00:14:09.535 the special Christmas tree. 00:14:11.009 --> 00:14:13.569 [Bell Clanging] 00:14:13.783 --> 00:14:16.053 Santa and a sea of elves took over the floor... 00:14:16.254 --> 00:14:18.074 at the Hong Kong Futures Exchange. 00:14:18.256 --> 00:14:20.496 Market traders bought Santa hats, donating... 00:14:20.697 --> 00:14:22.637 [TVShuts Off] 00:14:43.179 --> 00:14:45.069 The turkey's a little dry, isn't it? 00:14:45.254 --> 00:14:47.624 - [All] No. - The turkey is perfect. 00:14:47.819 --> 00:14:49.799 [Indistinct Chattering] 00:14:51.594 --> 00:14:54.694 - How many did you do last night? - Last night? 2.9 million. 00:14:54.931 --> 00:14:58.311 Now you've got to be in the market for more of these candied yams. 00:14:58.570 --> 00:14:59.910 Here you go. 00:15:00.072 --> 00:15:01.952 2.9 has got to be the record. 00:15:02.136 --> 00:15:03.956 Look at those marshmallows. 00:15:04.139 --> 00:15:06.029 When I was there, we did two million. 00:15:06.214 --> 00:15:08.594 - We thought that was a big deal. - The glory days. 00:15:08.841 --> 00:15:11.231 - What'd they do the first night? - The very first night? 00:15:11.480 --> 00:15:13.300 - [Man #1] Twelve. - [Man #2] Twelve thousand? 00:15:13.482 --> 00:15:15.972 - Hell, no. Twelve. - [Chuck] That's right. 00:15:16.183 --> 00:15:18.803 And they did the sort right there on a card table. 00:15:19.019 --> 00:15:21.609 And Fred Smith had that card table bronzed. 00:15:21.824 --> 00:15:24.414 I've been hearing that for five years. 00:15:24.629 --> 00:15:28.589 - It's in his office today. - They go from that to the new hub up in Anchorage. 00:15:28.863 --> 00:15:30.693 It's state of the art... a perfect marriage... 00:15:30.865 --> 00:15:33.205 between technology and systems management. 00:15:33.409 --> 00:15:36.029 Speaking of marriage, Chuck, when are you gonna make an honest woman out of Kelly? 00:15:36.246 --> 00:15:38.386 [Excited Chattering] 00:15:38.581 --> 00:15:41.291 - How long? - Fourteen minutes into the meal. 00:15:41.553 --> 00:15:44.613 - You won. I owe you $5. - So I win. 00:15:44.890 --> 00:15:46.770 - Way before the pie. - I told him on the way up. 00:15:46.955 --> 00:15:49.925 Right about the time the pie came out, the marriage... 00:15:50.156 --> 00:15:53.006 Kelly is still recovering from her failed relationship with that parolee. 00:15:53.232 --> 00:15:55.302 He was a lawyer. 00:15:55.495 --> 00:15:57.635 I knew it had something to do with raising your right hand... 00:15:57.831 --> 00:15:59.651 and swearing to tell the truth. 00:15:59.833 --> 00:16:02.773 Remember when he fell on the sidewalk and broke his shoulder at the wedding reception? 00:16:03.003 --> 00:16:05.623 He tripped on a curb holding a door open for me. 00:16:05.840 --> 00:16:09.010 - Aunt Kelly was married before? - [Kelly] It's not even worth remembering. 00:16:09.249 --> 00:16:11.999 So since her failed marriage to the parolee... 00:16:12.211 --> 00:16:16.971 - Oh, my God. - Kelly can't see being with a man who wears a pager to bed. 00:16:17.321 --> 00:16:19.211 What're you gonna attach it to, Hoss? 00:16:19.396 --> 00:16:22.076 When you wear it to bed, I hope you got one of those things... 00:16:22.295 --> 00:16:24.055 that go vibratin'. 00:16:24.234 --> 00:16:26.534 Watch it. I'm not touching that. 00:16:26.737 --> 00:16:29.967 Oh, did you hit an olive pit? 00:16:30.199 --> 00:16:34.229 - I thought I took all of them out. - No, no, it's not that. 00:16:34.505 --> 00:16:37.375 [Guests Chattering] 00:17:00.804 --> 00:17:02.944 - Okay, I'll cancel Saturday. - No, don't. 00:17:03.140 --> 00:17:04.960 If I'm not here, I'm not. But if I am, well, 00:17:05.142 --> 00:17:06.962 - then I am. - It's cancelled. 00:17:07.144 --> 00:17:08.964 But you gotta be here New Year's Eve. 00:17:09.146 --> 00:17:11.446 Malaysia can't be that bad. I'll be here New Year's Eve. 00:17:11.649 --> 00:17:12.779 When are you defending your dissertation? 00:17:12.859 --> 00:17:14.029 January 12. 00:17:14.183 --> 00:17:18.403 [Sighs] I'm gonna have to switch over the South America thing. 00:17:18.688 --> 00:17:20.928 If I do that on the third or fourth, 00:17:21.159 --> 00:17:22.979 I'm gonna have to head back out on the 13th. 00:17:23.161 --> 00:17:25.231 So long as you're here New Year's Eve. 00:17:25.466 --> 00:17:28.246 I will be here New Year's Eve. I promise. 00:17:31.702 --> 00:17:35.862 - What? - What about our Christmas? I got a gift for you. 00:17:38.782 --> 00:17:41.172 We have to do it in the car. 00:17:41.379 --> 00:17:46.269 [Elvis Presley] You'll be doing all right 00:17:46.592 --> 00:17:49.522 I'd just like a minute over here, all right? Thanks. 00:17:51.890 --> 00:17:56.020 But I'll have a blue 00:17:56.332 --> 00:17:58.502 - Blue, blue, blue Christmas - Two minutes, okay? 00:17:58.730 --> 00:18:01.120 Two more minutes. Thanks. Hey! 00:18:01.369 --> 00:18:03.669 - Merry Christmas. - I thought you were gonna stiff me. 00:18:03.871 --> 00:18:06.521 - No. - What is the ribbon? Is it a thousand-pound... 00:18:06.739 --> 00:18:09.939 - test fishing line or something? - Here's your fancy thing. 00:18:10.180 --> 00:18:12.770 Thanks. 00:18:15.790 --> 00:18:17.860 I love the wrapping. 00:18:19.596 --> 00:18:21.476 - And I love the box. - Good. 00:18:24.299 --> 00:18:28.159 Oh. Oh, my. 00:18:29.534 --> 00:18:31.354 Oh, that is terrific. 00:18:31.536 --> 00:18:33.876 My grandaddy used it on the Southern Pacific. 00:18:36.677 --> 00:18:40.477 Hey, I took this. This is my favorite picture of you. 00:18:42.287 --> 00:18:45.067 You know what I'm gonna do? I'm always gonna keep this... 00:18:45.290 --> 00:18:47.840 on Memphis time. 00:18:50.859 --> 00:18:52.679 Kelly time. 00:18:52.861 --> 00:18:54.771 Hmm. 00:18:54.967 --> 00:18:56.847 You haven't said anything about your presents. Is there a problem? 00:18:57.032 --> 00:18:59.012 I'm sorry, no! I love 'em. 00:18:59.201 --> 00:19:01.271 Look at my journal. Ah! 00:19:01.474 --> 00:19:05.054 - What about the pager? - Real leather. The pages have gold on 'em. 00:19:05.343 --> 00:19:07.253 - Did you like the pager or not? - Yes. 00:19:07.481 --> 00:19:11.021 I love it. Look at him in his little blue Russian house. 00:19:11.287 --> 00:19:14.037 - It's from Russia. - My God. 00:19:14.248 --> 00:19:17.548 - It's not one of those loud ones? - No. You can program it so it vibrates... 00:19:17.794 --> 00:19:20.244 and lights up and see it in the dark. 00:19:20.463 --> 00:19:24.323 It seems like a real nice pager. 00:19:24.593 --> 00:19:28.073 - Sorry about the hand towels. You're hard to shop for. - No, no. I love 'em. 00:19:28.336 --> 00:19:32.196 - Every time I wash my hands, I will think of you. - All right, I gotta go. 00:19:32.476 --> 00:19:36.246 - Merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas. 00:19:36.511 --> 00:19:38.331 - I love you. - I love you too. 00:19:45.959 --> 00:19:48.609 Chuck! Keys! 00:19:58.670 --> 00:20:01.630 - Thank you. - That reminds me. I almost forgot. 00:20:01.872 --> 00:20:05.132 I have one more present for you. 00:20:05.375 --> 00:20:10.295 Only this isn't an "open in the car" kind of present... 00:20:10.652 --> 00:20:12.472 like, say, hand towels. 00:20:12.654 --> 00:20:14.924 Which were a joke, by the way. 00:20:19.286 --> 00:20:21.676 I'm terrified. 00:20:21.893 --> 00:20:24.833 Just take it and hold onto it, and you can open it... 00:20:25.063 --> 00:20:27.583 on New Year's Eve. 00:20:27.795 --> 00:20:29.625 And I love you. 00:20:33.541 --> 00:20:36.161 I'll be right back. 00:20:58.536 --> 00:21:01.186 [PlaneJolts] 00:21:05.804 --> 00:21:07.754 [Sighs] 00:21:20.257 --> 00:21:22.627 Hey, Al, where are we? 00:21:22.864 --> 00:21:24.714 Somewhere over the Pacific Ocean. 00:21:24.897 --> 00:21:27.317 Ha, ha, ha! You pilots, you're funny. 00:21:27.536 --> 00:21:29.706 Tahiti Control, FedEx 88. 00:21:29.903 --> 00:21:32.583 Position Jenna at 1526... 00:21:32.802 --> 00:21:35.652 Is all this turbulence from Santa and those eight tiny reindeer? 00:21:35.878 --> 00:21:38.298 Tamara at 1620. 00:21:38.516 --> 00:21:40.686 Erick is next. 00:21:40.883 --> 00:21:43.373 - Fuel: Niner-five-decimal-five. - [Static Over Radio] 00:21:43.584 --> 00:21:45.724 Blaine, tell them we're deviating south for weather. 00:21:45.920 --> 00:21:48.160 Make another position plot on your deviation left. 00:21:48.391 --> 00:21:50.721 [Blaine] Tahiti Control, FedEx 88. 00:21:50.925 --> 00:21:53.415 PositionJenna at 1526. 00:21:53.657 --> 00:21:55.897 - Flight level 350. - I got us plotted. 00:21:56.097 --> 00:21:58.877 We're 200 miles south of our original course. 00:21:59.101 --> 00:22:01.691 [Kevin] Continue plotting, and check contingency procedures. 00:22:01.906 --> 00:22:03.756 Tahiti Control, FedEx 88. 00:22:03.939 --> 00:22:06.239 Broadcasting in the blind. How do you read? 00:22:06.442 --> 00:22:08.742 - [Static Over Radio] - [Blaine] I've never been out of comm this long. 00:22:08.944 --> 00:22:11.844 Did you try the higher H.F. Frequency? 00:22:12.083 --> 00:22:14.413 Tahiti Control, FedEx 88. 00:22:14.617 --> 00:22:17.397 [Al] Better buckle up, Chuck. It's gonna get bumpy. 00:22:17.620 --> 00:22:20.310 Tahiti Control, FedEx 88. 00:22:20.530 --> 00:22:22.500 Do you read? 00:22:31.166 --> 00:22:33.056 Tahiti Control, FedEx 88. 00:22:33.241 --> 00:22:36.051 PositionJenna at 1526. 00:22:36.275 --> 00:22:38.185 Flight level 350. 00:22:38.382 --> 00:22:40.202 Expecting Tamara at 1... 00:22:40.384 --> 00:22:42.684 [Toilet Flushes] 00:23:14.514 --> 00:23:17.584 [Explosion] 00:23:17.820 --> 00:23:19.800 [Pilot Yelling] 00:23:21.490 --> 00:23:24.400 Fire! Explosion! 00:23:24.629 --> 00:23:26.449 Let's get a hose! 00:23:28.664 --> 00:23:32.344 Hold on to it! Come on! 00:23:34.775 --> 00:23:36.685 Seat belt! 00:23:43.117 --> 00:23:45.837 We may have to ditch! 00:23:55.526 --> 00:23:57.436 Okay? 00:23:58.331 --> 00:23:59.891 Fire in the hold! 00:24:00.073 --> 00:24:01.953 We're goin' down! 00:24:02.169 --> 00:24:04.379 Mayday! Mayday! 00:24:07.414 --> 00:24:09.204 [Alarm Buzzing] 00:24:09.385 --> 00:24:13.205 [Pilots Shouting, Alarm Buzzing] 00:24:15.058 --> 00:24:17.258 Bringing it down and out! 00:24:17.456 --> 00:24:20.326 Ten thousand feet! Masks off! 00:24:20.563 --> 00:24:22.733 Masks off! 00:24:25.131 --> 00:24:28.031 Chuck! Life vest! 00:25:00.168 --> 00:25:02.888 Chuck! Chuck, stay there! 00:25:03.109 --> 00:25:05.819 Where's your life vest? 00:25:29.668 --> 00:25:31.488 Ditching switch on! 00:25:45.758 --> 00:25:48.278 I've got visual! 00:25:52.526 --> 00:25:54.826 Brace for impact! 00:26:18.261 --> 00:26:20.081 [Creaking] 00:27:05.447 --> 00:27:07.577 [Engine Roaring] 00:31:29.801 --> 00:31:33.861 [Groaning, Wheezing] 00:34:47.292 --> 00:34:49.392 Hello! 00:36:30.902 --> 00:36:33.242 Hello! 00:36:33.436 --> 00:36:35.266 Anybody! 00:36:46.992 --> 00:36:48.902 Anybody! 00:36:53.562 --> 00:36:56.152 Help! 00:36:56.367 --> 00:36:58.217 Help! 00:37:45.221 --> 00:37:47.421 [Thudding Sound] 00:37:50.195 --> 00:37:52.495 [Leaves Rustling] 00:37:54.960 --> 00:37:56.790 [Thud] 00:39:01.938 --> 00:39:03.758 [Thud] 00:39:05.275 --> 00:39:07.095 What is that? 00:39:10.447 --> 00:39:12.687 Hey! 00:39:24.430 --> 00:39:26.250 Hey! 00:39:26.433 --> 00:39:28.853 Anybody? 00:39:52.763 --> 00:39:54.583 [Thud] 00:40:39.646 --> 00:40:41.466 [Grunting] 00:43:40.619 --> 00:43:42.619 Hello? 00:47:14.785 --> 00:47:16.865 [Gasping, Crying] 00:47:36.381 --> 00:47:39.481 Get! Go, go. Go! Go! 00:48:37.581 --> 00:48:40.391 "Albert R. Miller." 00:48:40.615 --> 00:48:43.645 Not Alan. Albert. 00:50:04.371 --> 00:50:06.511 So, that's it. 00:53:02.644 --> 00:53:04.524 Hey! A ship! 00:53:04.740 --> 00:53:06.880 Hey! Hey! 00:53:07.076 --> 00:53:08.906 Hey! Hey! 00:53:09.078 --> 00:53:11.348 A ship! Over here! 00:53:11.549 --> 00:53:14.649 Hey! Hey! 00:53:14.886 --> 00:53:17.536 Over here! Over here! 00:53:23.228 --> 00:53:25.048 Over here! 00:53:25.231 --> 00:53:28.651 Over here! Over here! 00:53:28.901 --> 00:53:31.361 Help me! Help! Right here! Right here! 00:53:31.602 --> 00:53:33.432 Help! Look here! Look, look, look! 00:53:33.604 --> 00:53:38.314 S... O... S! Please! 00:53:38.609 --> 00:53:41.359 Help! Come on! 00:53:41.581 --> 00:53:43.181 Help! 00:55:30.635 --> 00:55:33.605 [Yelling] 00:55:39.749 --> 00:55:42.339 [Gasping] 00:55:50.322 --> 00:55:53.322 [Muffled Yelling] 00:55:56.767 --> 00:55:58.587 [Groaning] 00:56:29.437 --> 00:56:31.297 [Grunting] 01:00:11.454 --> 01:00:14.234 [Wind Howling] 01:00:55.063 --> 01:00:56.893 [Clicking] 01:01:16.826 --> 01:01:19.246 [Groans] 01:02:44.888 --> 01:02:46.708 "Happy birthday." 01:02:48.861 --> 01:02:52.791 "The most beautiful thing in the world is, of course, the world itself. 01:02:53.063 --> 01:02:56.993 Johnny, have the happiest birthday ever. Score. Your Grandpa." 01:04:54.432 --> 01:04:56.252 Ew. 01:06:05.414 --> 01:06:07.484 Come on. 01:06:07.676 --> 01:06:10.066 Come on. Come on. 01:06:10.283 --> 01:06:14.143 Come on. Come on. 01:07:45.593 --> 01:07:47.663 [Groaning] 01:07:47.856 --> 01:07:49.996 [Yelling] 01:07:55.739 --> 01:07:57.639 [Screaming] 01:10:44.596 --> 01:10:47.496 You wouldn't have a match... by any chance, would you? 01:10:52.010 --> 01:10:53.830 Oh, oh, oh! 01:11:09.226 --> 01:11:11.266 The air got to it. 01:11:11.489 --> 01:11:13.319 The air got to it! 01:11:56.078 --> 01:11:59.308 Come on, come on. Come on. 01:12:02.449 --> 01:12:04.359 [Gasping] 01:12:04.545 --> 01:12:06.495 I did it. I did it. 01:12:10.792 --> 01:12:12.702 Fire! 01:12:12.929 --> 01:12:14.899 There you go! 01:12:15.130 --> 01:12:17.020 Light it up! Come on! 01:12:17.226 --> 01:12:19.596 The time to hesitate is through 01:12:19.833 --> 01:12:22.033 Ouch! [Laughing] 01:12:22.231 --> 01:12:24.371 Ouch! 01:12:24.567 --> 01:12:28.217 No time to wallow in the mire 01:12:28.477 --> 01:12:31.477 Try now, we can only lose 01:12:31.710 --> 01:12:34.460 'Cause girl we couldn't get much higher 01:12:34.682 --> 01:12:38.482 Come on, baby light my fire 01:12:38.759 --> 01:12:41.599 Here you go! Here you go! 01:12:41.825 --> 01:12:43.965 It's a signal fire! 01:12:45.360 --> 01:12:48.430 And it spells out S.O. S! 01:12:48.697 --> 01:12:50.457 Whoa! 01:12:51.773 --> 01:12:53.943 It's a meteor shower! 01:12:54.140 --> 01:12:55.960 Fireflies! Go! Run! 01:12:56.142 --> 01:12:58.892 You're free! You're free! Ouch! Ouch! 01:12:59.103 --> 01:13:00.933 Yeah! 01:13:01.106 --> 01:13:03.246 Yes! 01:13:03.452 --> 01:13:05.782 Look what I have created! 01:13:05.986 --> 01:13:08.026 I have made fire! 01:13:08.217 --> 01:13:11.417 I... have made fire! 01:13:23.598 --> 01:13:25.428 Mmm! 01:13:32.483 --> 01:13:34.303 You gotta love crab. 01:13:36.581 --> 01:13:38.401 In the nick of time too. 01:13:40.554 --> 01:13:43.374 I couldn't take much more of those coconuts. 01:13:43.588 --> 01:13:45.568 Coconut milk's a natural laxative. 01:13:47.759 --> 01:13:50.509 Things that Gilligan never told us. 01:13:50.731 --> 01:13:52.551 Oh. 01:14:04.684 --> 01:14:06.824 Pretty well-made fire, huh, Wilson? 01:14:08.750 --> 01:14:11.340 [Thunderclap] 01:14:14.924 --> 01:14:18.124 So... Wilson. 01:14:18.365 --> 01:14:20.465 We were en route... 01:14:20.659 --> 01:14:24.559 from Memphis for 11 and a half hours. 01:14:24.872 --> 01:14:28.642 About 475 miles an hour. 01:14:28.939 --> 01:14:32.719 So they think that we are right here. 01:14:32.974 --> 01:14:34.804 But... 01:14:34.976 --> 01:14:37.916 we went out of radio contact... 01:14:38.146 --> 01:14:42.276 and flew around that storm for about an hour. 01:14:42.557 --> 01:14:45.267 So that's a distance of what, 400 miles? 01:14:47.156 --> 01:14:48.986 Four hundred miles squared. 01:14:49.158 --> 01:14:52.908 That's 160,000... 01:14:53.162 --> 01:14:56.682 times pi... 3.14. 01:14:56.937 --> 01:14:59.487 [Mumbling] 01:14:59.742 --> 01:15:04.052 Five hundred and two thousand, four... 01:15:04.382 --> 01:15:08.092 That's a search area of 500,000 square miles. 01:15:10.848 --> 01:15:12.858 That's twice the size ofTexas. 01:15:15.425 --> 01:15:17.245 They may never find us. 01:15:17.428 --> 01:15:19.728 [Thunderclaps] 01:15:22.099 --> 01:15:24.399 [Groaning] 01:15:42.517 --> 01:15:45.137 This tooth is just killing me. 01:15:45.353 --> 01:15:47.723 It started out just hurting when I bit down, 01:15:47.929 --> 01:15:51.339 but now it just hurts all the time. 01:15:51.599 --> 01:15:54.149 All the time. 01:15:54.363 --> 01:15:56.923 It's-It's a good thing there's not much to eat around here, 01:15:57.136 --> 01:15:59.146 because I don't think I could chew it. 01:16:00.901 --> 01:16:04.481 Just keep sucking on all that coconut and all that crab. 01:16:07.178 --> 01:16:08.998 And just think, 01:16:09.180 --> 01:16:11.520 I used to avoid going to the dentist... 01:16:11.714 --> 01:16:14.714 like the plague. 01:16:14.957 --> 01:16:18.397 I put it off every single chance I got. But now, 01:16:18.659 --> 01:16:22.369 oh, what I wouldn't give... 01:16:22.632 --> 01:16:25.592 to have a-a dentist right here in this cave. 01:16:26.564 --> 01:16:28.394 [Groans] 01:16:31.339 --> 01:16:33.249 In fact, I wish you were a dentist. 01:16:39.181 --> 01:16:41.001 Yeah. 01:16:41.183 --> 01:16:43.003 Dr. Wilson. 01:16:53.498 --> 01:16:55.288 You wanna hear something funny? 01:16:57.002 --> 01:16:59.902 Back home in Memphis, 01:17:00.141 --> 01:17:03.851 my dentist's name is Dr. James Spaulding. 01:17:24.333 --> 01:17:26.693 She's much prettier in real life. 01:17:51.226 --> 01:17:53.046 [Groaning] 01:18:24.793 --> 01:18:26.613 [Whimpering] 01:18:41.009 --> 01:18:42.959 [Yells] 01:20:18.216 --> 01:20:21.476 [Thunderclaps] 01:21:34.631 --> 01:21:36.451 [Clattering] 01:21:42.712 --> 01:21:44.852 [Clattering Continues] 01:21:45.048 --> 01:21:46.868 Shut up! 01:21:51.555 --> 01:21:53.465 [Clattering Continues] 01:22:52.015 --> 01:22:53.835 "Bakersfield"? 01:22:58.292 --> 01:23:00.812 Bakersfield! 01:23:57.887 --> 01:23:59.707 This could work. 01:24:01.328 --> 01:24:03.148 [Softly] This could work. 01:24:37.335 --> 01:24:40.675 Twenty-two... Forty-four lashings. 01:24:42.872 --> 01:24:44.692 Forty-four lashings. So... 01:24:47.273 --> 01:24:49.093 We have to make rope again. 01:24:53.279 --> 01:24:55.389 Wilson, we're gonna have to make a hell of a lot of rope. 01:25:01.955 --> 01:25:04.475 Eight lashings of these structurals. 01:25:04.729 --> 01:25:07.509 That's 24 apiece. 01:25:07.732 --> 01:25:10.992 That'll be 100... 160. 01:25:11.236 --> 01:25:13.306 Here we are today. 01:25:13.499 --> 01:25:17.879 That gives us another month and a half until we're into March and April, 01:25:18.170 --> 01:25:21.310 which is our best chances for the high tides and the offshore breezes. 01:25:23.113 --> 01:25:28.203 We need... We need 424 feet... 01:25:28.515 --> 01:25:31.905 of good rope, plus another 50 feet, say, for miscellaneous. 01:25:32.185 --> 01:25:36.375 Round that off to 475 feet of good rope. 01:25:36.659 --> 01:25:40.619 Now, if we average 15 feet a day... 01:25:40.903 --> 01:25:44.993 Plus, we have to build it, 01:25:45.272 --> 01:25:48.752 we have to stock it, we have to launch it. 01:25:51.414 --> 01:25:53.584 That's gonna be tight. 01:25:53.781 --> 01:25:55.601 That is not much time. 01:25:57.118 --> 01:25:58.938 But we... 01:25:59.120 --> 01:26:01.610 We live and we die by time, don't we? 01:26:03.959 --> 01:26:07.699 Now, let's not commit the sin of turning our back on time. 01:26:09.829 --> 01:26:11.649 [Laughs] 01:26:13.104 --> 01:26:15.304 I know. 01:26:15.502 --> 01:26:18.322 I know. 01:26:37.859 --> 01:26:39.619 This is it. 01:26:42.270 --> 01:26:45.110 That's all that's left. 01:26:45.367 --> 01:26:48.307 I checked over the whole island, and that is all that's left. 01:26:48.537 --> 01:26:50.357 So we're gonna be short. 01:26:53.782 --> 01:26:55.572 Short. 01:27:02.688 --> 01:27:04.628 We'll just have to make some more out of the videotape. 01:27:06.588 --> 01:27:08.628 Yes. No, we have time. 01:27:08.830 --> 01:27:10.680 We do. We have time. Look! 01:27:10.863 --> 01:27:12.933 The wind's still blowing in from the west. 01:27:19.706 --> 01:27:22.076 I know! 01:27:22.271 --> 01:27:25.241 Yeah, I know... I know where there's 30 feet of extra rope! 01:27:25.483 --> 01:27:28.613 But... But I'm not going back up there. 01:28:41.063 --> 01:28:43.963 There, there. There, you see? Huh? 01:28:44.202 --> 01:28:46.652 There. Are you happy? 01:28:53.775 --> 01:28:57.225 Do you have to keep bringing that up? Can't you just forget it? 01:28:57.508 --> 01:28:59.748 Huh? You were right. 01:29:01.616 --> 01:29:03.436 You were right. It was a good thing that we did a test, 01:29:03.618 --> 01:29:06.918 'cause it wasn't gonna be just a quick little snap. 01:29:07.153 --> 01:29:10.053 I would have landed on the rocks. 01:29:10.292 --> 01:29:14.802 Broken my leg or my back or my neck. Bled to death. 01:29:15.099 --> 01:29:17.679 But it was the only option I had at the time though, okay? 01:29:17.904 --> 01:29:20.324 It was what, a year ago? 01:29:20.532 --> 01:29:22.362 So let's just forget it. 01:29:27.081 --> 01:29:28.901 And what is your point? 01:29:30.887 --> 01:29:33.247 Well... 01:29:33.483 --> 01:29:35.303 we might just make it. 01:29:35.486 --> 01:29:37.346 Did that thought ever cross your brain? 01:29:39.156 --> 01:29:42.806 Well, regardless, I would rather take my chance out there on the ocean... 01:29:43.067 --> 01:29:45.907 than to stay here and die on this shithole island, 01:29:46.132 --> 01:29:51.182 spending the rest of my life talking to a goddamn volleyball! 01:29:56.643 --> 01:29:58.463 Shut you up. 01:30:05.257 --> 01:30:08.827 Wilson! Wilson! 01:30:15.601 --> 01:30:17.701 Wilson! 01:30:19.001 --> 01:30:21.171 Wilson! 01:30:21.368 --> 01:30:23.188 Wilson! 01:30:25.643 --> 01:30:27.843 Wilson. 01:30:29.981 --> 01:30:31.801 Wilson! 01:30:33.245 --> 01:30:37.505 [Sobbing] Oh, God! Wilson! 01:30:37.823 --> 01:30:39.643 Wilson! 01:30:45.331 --> 01:30:47.151 Oh! Oh! 01:30:47.333 --> 01:30:50.363 Never again. Never again, never again. 01:30:50.597 --> 01:30:53.597 You're okay. You okay? Yeah. 01:31:12.693 --> 01:31:14.763 Yeah, I know you. 01:31:14.966 --> 01:31:17.266 I know you. I know you. 01:31:22.266 --> 01:31:25.396 So, we okay? 01:31:26.937 --> 01:31:28.947 Okay? 01:31:31.244 --> 01:31:33.184 Okay. 01:33:10.620 --> 01:33:12.440 You still awake? 01:33:15.261 --> 01:33:17.081 Me too. 01:33:24.865 --> 01:33:26.695 You scared? 01:33:30.006 --> 01:33:31.826 Me too. 01:33:34.448 --> 01:33:36.298 [Wind Howling] 01:34:49.590 --> 01:34:52.500 Okay. Here we go, Wilson. 01:34:52.729 --> 01:34:55.759 You don't have to worry about anything. 01:34:56.003 --> 01:34:58.073 I'll do all the paddling. 01:34:58.266 --> 01:35:00.086 You just hang on. 01:35:46.025 --> 01:35:49.215 Not yet! Hold on! 01:36:00.165 --> 01:36:03.165 Not yet! Not yet! 01:36:04.639 --> 01:36:06.549 Not yet! 01:36:10.384 --> 01:36:13.254 Stand by, Wilson! 01:36:13.513 --> 01:36:16.173 Hold on! Hold on, Wilson! 01:36:33.638 --> 01:36:36.638 [Laughing] I think we did it! 01:36:38.341 --> 01:36:40.931 I think we did it! 01:36:41.178 --> 01:36:43.008 Wilson! 01:36:45.380 --> 01:36:47.210 I think we did it! 01:38:40.680 --> 01:38:44.160 [Whale Calling] 01:39:54.852 --> 01:39:56.682 [Thunderclaps] 01:40:19.347 --> 01:40:22.667 Oh! They're gone! 01:40:28.054 --> 01:40:29.884 I don't know why! 01:41:20.078 --> 01:41:22.418 [Whale Spouting] 01:41:53.249 --> 01:41:55.039 Where's Wilson? 01:41:57.086 --> 01:41:59.836 Where's Wilson? 01:42:00.058 --> 01:42:01.878 Wilson, where are you? 01:42:03.625 --> 01:42:05.455 Wilson! 01:42:09.037 --> 01:42:10.857 Wilson! 01:42:11.039 --> 01:42:13.179 Wilson! 01:42:40.539 --> 01:42:42.359 Wilson! 01:42:42.541 --> 01:42:44.841 I'm comin'! 01:42:46.806 --> 01:42:48.636 Wilson! 01:43:09.132 --> 01:43:11.112 Wilson! 01:43:11.301 --> 01:43:13.601 Wilson... [Gurgling] 01:43:18.381 --> 01:43:20.901 Wilson! 01:43:26.848 --> 01:43:29.368 Wilson! Wilson! 01:43:39.268 --> 01:43:41.278 [Gasping, Panting] 01:43:41.468 --> 01:43:43.708 [Coughs] Wilson! 01:43:47.339 --> 01:43:49.169 Wilson! 01:43:49.341 --> 01:43:51.551 I'm sorry! 01:43:53.418 --> 01:43:55.298 I'm sorry, Wilson! 01:43:55.514 --> 01:43:57.904 Wilson, I'm sorry! 01:43:59.320 --> 01:44:01.560 I'm sorry! 01:44:01.761 --> 01:44:03.801 Wilson! 01:44:03.992 --> 01:44:05.972 [Sobbing] I can't! 01:44:06.161 --> 01:44:07.951 Wilson! 01:44:09.467 --> 01:44:11.637 Wilson! 01:44:27.621 --> 01:44:29.921 [Sobbing Loudly] 01:44:49.405 --> 01:44:51.895 I'm... I'm sorry. 01:44:55.015 --> 01:44:56.835 I'm sorry. 01:44:58.790 --> 01:45:01.630 I'm sorry. 01:45:28.613 --> 01:45:32.263 [Whale Calls, Spouts] 01:46:12.295 --> 01:46:14.245 [Whale Spouts] 01:46:54.674 --> 01:46:58.904 [Horn Blows] 01:46:59.178 --> 01:47:02.448 [Alarm Blaring] 01:47:02.682 --> 01:47:04.512 [Whispers] Kelly. 01:47:10.065 --> 01:47:11.885 Kelly. 01:47:13.464 --> 01:47:15.284 Kelly. 01:47:17.907 --> 01:47:20.837 [Ringing] 01:47:21.108 --> 01:47:24.038 Hello? Oh, how are you? 01:47:26.145 --> 01:47:27.935 Okay. 01:48:09.326 --> 01:48:12.076 Forty-five minutes. 01:48:12.298 --> 01:48:14.878 One Dr. Pepper. 01:48:15.103 --> 01:48:17.173 Two cups of ice. 01:48:17.366 --> 01:48:19.186 I like ice. 01:48:22.173 --> 01:48:23.833 Well, here's the drill. 01:48:24.039 --> 01:48:26.859 Um, plane pulls in, we get off, 01:48:27.074 --> 01:48:29.694 and there's a little ceremony right there in the hangar. 01:48:31.182 --> 01:48:33.422 Fred Smith will say a few words. 01:48:33.623 --> 01:48:36.883 All you have to do is smile and say "thank you." 01:48:38.524 --> 01:48:40.464 Then we'll take you over to see Kelly. 01:48:43.195 --> 01:48:45.015 She's actually gonna be there, huh? 01:48:46.532 --> 01:48:48.702 Well, that's what we have arranged. 01:48:48.899 --> 01:48:50.559 I mean, if you're sure you wanna do that. 01:48:50.734 --> 01:48:52.714 Oh, yeah, yeah. Yes. 01:48:57.075 --> 01:48:59.085 I don't know what I'm gonna say to her. 01:49:00.776 --> 01:49:02.856 What in the world am I gonna say to her? 01:49:06.991 --> 01:49:10.051 Chuck, Kelly had to let you go. 01:49:10.286 --> 01:49:12.366 You know? 01:49:12.560 --> 01:49:15.180 She thought you were dead. 01:49:15.396 --> 01:49:17.306 And we buried you. 01:49:19.233 --> 01:49:23.033 We had a funeral and a coffin and a gravestone. 01:49:23.300 --> 01:49:25.160 The whole thing. 01:49:26.512 --> 01:49:28.332 You had a coffin? 01:49:31.215 --> 01:49:33.035 What was in it? 01:49:34.416 --> 01:49:37.036 Well, everybody put something in. 01:49:37.253 --> 01:49:41.763 You know, just a cell phone or a beeper, some pictures. 01:49:42.060 --> 01:49:44.030 I put in some Elvis CDs. 01:49:47.096 --> 01:49:48.916 So you had my funeral... 01:49:51.507 --> 01:49:53.957 and then you had Mary's funeral. 01:49:58.942 --> 01:50:02.392 Stan, I'm so sorry I wasn't around when Mary died. 01:50:05.053 --> 01:50:08.663 I should've been there for you, and I wasn't. 01:50:12.227 --> 01:50:15.007 I'm so sorry. 01:50:15.231 --> 01:50:17.591 Four years ago, 01:50:17.796 --> 01:50:21.626 the FedEx family lost five of our sons. 01:50:21.904 --> 01:50:24.834 That was a terrible and tragic day. 01:50:26.075 --> 01:50:29.075 But today, one of those sons, 01:50:29.308 --> 01:50:32.988 Chuck Noland, has been returned to us. 01:50:33.281 --> 01:50:35.291 Chuck, welcome home. 01:50:35.512 --> 01:50:37.342 [Applause] 01:50:44.856 --> 01:50:48.856 [Male Newscaster] Just moments ago, Fred Smith welcomed home Chuck Noland. 01:50:49.131 --> 01:50:52.361 - How about it, Michelle? - It's such an incredible and amazing story... 01:50:52.604 --> 01:50:56.114 - to come back from the dead. - Well, it's so amazing that Smith himself welcomed him back. 01:50:56.368 --> 01:50:59.818 And Fred acknowledged that, "While time waits for no man, 01:51:00.080 --> 01:51:02.860 we take time to pause to honor one of our own. " 01:51:03.083 --> 01:51:05.223 Now, that's an expensive pause. 01:51:05.419 --> 01:51:07.239 [TVContinues] 01:51:13.386 --> 01:51:15.296 I'm-I'm sorry. I must be in the wrong place. 01:51:15.524 --> 01:51:18.174 No, you're in the right place. 01:51:18.391 --> 01:51:22.491 You probably don't remember me. I actually did root canal on you about five years ago. 01:51:22.771 --> 01:51:24.811 Jim Spaulding referred you. 01:51:26.869 --> 01:51:28.699 Oh, yeah, yeah. 01:51:33.710 --> 01:51:35.530 I'm Kelly's husband. 01:51:37.286 --> 01:51:39.676 Jerry Lovett. 01:51:39.925 --> 01:51:42.795 Kelly wanted... 01:51:43.053 --> 01:51:44.883 Kelly wanted to be here... 01:51:47.600 --> 01:51:51.310 Look, this is very hard for everyone. 01:51:51.562 --> 01:51:54.022 I can't even imagine how hard it is for you. 01:51:58.945 --> 01:52:00.765 Kelly, uh... 01:52:03.512 --> 01:52:05.332 She's had it rough. 01:52:05.514 --> 01:52:08.064 First when she thought she lost you, 01:52:08.288 --> 01:52:10.108 and now dealing with all of this. 01:52:10.290 --> 01:52:13.480 It's-It's confusing. It's very emotional for her. 01:52:13.752 --> 01:52:15.582 She's... 01:52:17.392 --> 01:52:20.692 She's... sort of lost. 01:52:23.367 --> 01:52:25.437 Maybe you could just give her a little more time. 01:52:31.240 --> 01:52:33.350 Anyway, uh, 01:52:33.544 --> 01:52:35.364 I'm sorry that... 01:53:05.484 --> 01:53:07.304 [Inaudible] 01:53:32.909 --> 01:53:34.729 Okay, people, let's go. 01:53:34.880 --> 01:53:37.050 Party's over. Let's go home. Let's go home. 01:53:37.247 --> 01:53:39.667 [Maynard] You're definitely gonna have to go down to the DMV. 01:53:39.886 --> 01:53:42.306 Okay, Maynard, let's go. Chuck's had a big day. 01:53:42.524 --> 01:53:44.404 - I have to brief this man on his meetings tomorrow... - I know. 01:53:44.588 --> 01:53:46.408 With the accountants and the attorneys, all right? 01:53:46.591 --> 01:53:48.961 I will see you bright and early in the morning. 01:53:49.156 --> 01:53:53.256 - Hey, Chuck, welcome home. We love you. - Becca, I need to speak to you. 01:53:53.567 --> 01:53:56.977 You know, Chuck, we gotta catch up on some of that fishin', now. 01:53:57.269 --> 01:53:59.089 Take care. 01:54:01.805 --> 01:54:04.145 - Good night. - Good night. 01:54:07.384 --> 01:54:09.684 You got everything you need? Okay. 01:54:09.886 --> 01:54:11.706 Well, if you need anything, just sign for it, 01:54:11.888 --> 01:54:14.018 and I'll see you in the morning. 01:54:14.224 --> 01:54:16.874 Get some sleep, okay? We got another big day tomorrow. 01:54:17.092 --> 01:54:19.422 It takes a lot of paperwork to bring back a man. 01:54:21.190 --> 01:54:24.330 - Bring you back to life, man. - [Becca] Bye, Chuck. 01:54:24.568 --> 01:54:26.668 - Take care, now. - Tomorrow. 01:54:26.904 --> 01:54:28.974 Tomorrow we're gonna bring you back to life. 01:56:13.987 --> 01:56:15.807 How long are you gonna be, man? 01:56:18.554 --> 01:56:21.044 Well... 01:56:21.255 --> 01:56:24.195 - how long will that buy me? - About ten minutes. 01:56:48.586 --> 01:56:50.476 I'm awake. 01:56:50.693 --> 01:56:52.633 I saw your taxi drive up. 01:56:55.260 --> 01:56:57.080 Get in here out of the rain. 01:57:04.270 --> 01:57:06.380 I saw you down at the hub today, 01:57:06.574 --> 01:57:08.744 so I know you were down there. 01:57:27.263 --> 01:57:29.053 Let me get you a towel. 01:57:41.111 --> 01:57:42.931 They're sleeping. 01:57:46.815 --> 01:57:48.885 If you come in, I'll make you some coffee. 01:58:02.498 --> 01:58:04.318 It's a nice house. 01:58:04.500 --> 01:58:06.320 Yeah, we got a nice mortgage too. 01:58:14.208 --> 01:58:16.768 What's your daughter's name? 01:58:16.982 --> 01:58:19.402 Katie. 01:58:19.620 --> 01:58:21.440 Katie. 01:58:24.928 --> 01:58:27.828 - She's a beautiful little girl. - She's a handful. 01:58:42.280 --> 01:58:44.100 Just let me get one thing straight here. 01:58:54.188 --> 01:58:57.258 We have a pro football team now, but they're in Nashville? 01:58:59.830 --> 01:59:02.730 [Sighs, Chuckles] 01:59:03.000 --> 01:59:07.890 Um, yeah. Oh, my God. Okay. They used to be in Houston. 01:59:08.203 --> 01:59:12.133 First they were the Oilers, and now they're the Titans. 01:59:12.406 --> 01:59:14.926 The Houston Oilers are the Tennessee Titans? 01:59:15.148 --> 01:59:16.968 Yeah. 01:59:17.150 --> 01:59:18.970 But that's not all. 01:59:19.152 --> 01:59:22.002 They went to the Super Bowl last year. 01:59:22.218 --> 01:59:24.678 - And I missed that. - You would've died. It was so exciting. 01:59:24.888 --> 01:59:28.238 They almost won by one yard. One lousy yard right at the end. 01:59:30.863 --> 01:59:33.993 I got whole milk, 2% and nonfat. 01:59:34.231 --> 01:59:36.371 I don't have any half-and-half, and that's what you like. 01:59:37.766 --> 01:59:39.596 That'll do fine. 01:59:52.751 --> 01:59:54.861 What happened to you becoming a professor? 01:59:56.995 --> 02:00:00.605 You're not Dr. Kelly Frears-Lovett? 02:00:04.002 --> 02:00:06.332 When you, um... 02:00:06.536 --> 02:00:09.256 When your plane went down, 02:00:09.466 --> 02:00:11.576 everything just sort of got put on hold. 02:00:14.576 --> 02:00:16.876 I think about taking it up again, though. 02:00:29.196 --> 02:00:31.016 I came out here to give you this. 02:00:32.825 --> 02:00:34.655 Oh, my God. 02:00:36.871 --> 02:00:38.691 I'm sorry it doesn't work. 02:00:40.406 --> 02:00:43.026 And I, uh, I kept the picture. 02:00:44.441 --> 02:00:46.331 It was all faded anyway. 02:00:47.841 --> 02:00:50.461 I want you to have it. I gave it to you. 02:00:50.677 --> 02:00:53.587 That's a family heirloom, and it should stay in your family. 02:01:03.826 --> 02:01:06.446 That's everything I have from when you went down to now. 02:01:08.832 --> 02:01:11.202 They said they never figured out what caused the crash. 02:01:11.439 --> 02:01:14.819 Probably some mislabeled hazardous material caught fire. 02:01:19.384 --> 02:01:21.584 So here's where that ship found you. 02:01:22.982 --> 02:01:26.012 You drifted about 500 miles. 02:01:26.256 --> 02:01:28.356 This is where your island was, 02:01:28.561 --> 02:01:31.721 about 600 miles south of the Cook Islands. 02:01:33.524 --> 02:01:35.604 And these are the search grids. 02:01:35.798 --> 02:01:38.548 Ships went back and forth for weeks looking for you. 02:01:47.779 --> 02:01:49.719 I never should've gotten on that plane. 02:01:52.211 --> 02:01:54.581 I never should've gotten out of the car. 02:01:58.520 --> 02:02:00.340 I wanna show you something. 02:02:02.555 --> 02:02:04.385 Come here. 02:02:14.172 --> 02:02:15.962 This is... This is our car. 02:02:18.479 --> 02:02:20.299 You kept our car. 02:02:22.618 --> 02:02:25.718 All right, now, this is weird. 02:02:34.329 --> 02:02:36.369 It's a good car. 02:02:36.560 --> 02:02:38.770 Had a lot of memories in this car. 02:02:38.969 --> 02:02:41.449 Two very nice memories. 02:02:41.670 --> 02:02:43.610 Oh, that trip down to the Gulf, yeah. 02:02:46.310 --> 02:02:48.130 So, can I drive it? 02:02:48.344 --> 02:02:50.164 It's your car. 02:02:57.989 --> 02:03:00.989 That's good, 'cause my... my taxi's gone. 02:03:07.228 --> 02:03:09.468 Um... 02:03:09.668 --> 02:03:11.488 Let me get some stuff out of the back. 02:03:34.121 --> 02:03:36.391 You think you're gonna have more kids? 02:03:36.593 --> 02:03:38.413 I don't know. 02:03:38.595 --> 02:03:41.315 It's kind of confusing right now. 02:03:41.536 --> 02:03:44.116 Well, you should. 02:03:44.341 --> 02:03:46.191 I mean, really, you should. 02:03:48.741 --> 02:03:50.561 I would. 02:03:52.808 --> 02:03:54.638 So, what now? 02:03:57.813 --> 02:03:59.643 I don't know. 02:04:02.256 --> 02:04:04.076 I really don't know. 02:04:12.600 --> 02:04:14.420 [Starts Engine] 02:04:16.875 --> 02:04:18.695 You said you'd be right back. 02:04:24.008 --> 02:04:25.838 I'm so sorry. 02:04:27.918 --> 02:04:29.738 Me too. 02:05:38.764 --> 02:05:40.584 Chuck! 02:05:44.562 --> 02:05:47.152 Chuck! 02:05:47.367 --> 02:05:49.157 Chuck! 02:06:06.554 --> 02:06:08.374 I always knew you were alive. 02:06:08.598 --> 02:06:11.078 I knew it. 02:06:11.330 --> 02:06:13.340 But everybody said I had to stop saying that... 02:06:13.562 --> 02:06:15.452 that I had to let you go. 02:06:16.972 --> 02:06:19.752 I love you. 02:06:19.975 --> 02:06:21.725 You're the love of my life. 02:06:24.375 --> 02:06:26.195 I love you too, Kelly. 02:06:27.910 --> 02:06:29.740 More than you'll ever know. 02:07:30.852 --> 02:07:32.672 Chuck? 02:07:39.653 --> 02:07:42.343 You have to go home. 02:08:30.812 --> 02:08:32.752 We both had done the math, and... 02:08:35.254 --> 02:08:37.524 Kelly added it all up. 02:08:39.321 --> 02:08:41.141 She knew she had to let me go. 02:08:41.323 --> 02:08:45.483 I added it up, knew that I'd... 02:08:45.765 --> 02:08:47.585 I'd lost her. 02:08:49.571 --> 02:08:51.671 'Cause I was never gonna get off that island. 02:08:54.837 --> 02:08:57.297 I was gonna die there, 02:08:57.538 --> 02:08:59.368 totally alone. 02:09:05.849 --> 02:09:08.599 I mean, I was gonna get sick or I was gonna get injured or something. 02:09:12.857 --> 02:09:14.677 The only choice I had, 02:09:17.466 --> 02:09:19.636 the only thing I could control... 02:09:21.835 --> 02:09:25.155 was when and how... 02:09:25.401 --> 02:09:27.231 and where that was gonna happen. 02:09:27.403 --> 02:09:31.683 So... I made a rope. 02:09:34.984 --> 02:09:37.734 And I went up to the summit to hang myself. 02:09:41.460 --> 02:09:43.430 But I had to test it, you know? 02:09:43.629 --> 02:09:46.409 Of course. You know me. 02:09:48.499 --> 02:09:50.319 And the weight of the log... 02:09:50.501 --> 02:09:53.631 snapped the limb of the tree. 02:09:53.869 --> 02:09:55.729 So l-l... 02:09:55.902 --> 02:09:58.392 I couldn't even kill myself the way I wanted to. 02:09:58.614 --> 02:10:01.394 I had power over nothing. 02:10:10.053 --> 02:10:13.433 And that's when this feeling came over me like a warm blanket. 02:10:17.634 --> 02:10:19.574 I knew... 02:10:19.761 --> 02:10:21.941 somehow... 02:10:22.139 --> 02:10:24.339 that I had to stay alive. 02:10:26.070 --> 02:10:27.890 Somehow. 02:10:29.073 --> 02:10:31.243 I had to keep breathing, 02:10:33.943 --> 02:10:35.893 even though there was no reason to hope. 02:10:38.187 --> 02:10:41.667 And all my logic said that I would never see this place again. 02:10:46.727 --> 02:10:49.377 So that's what I did. 02:10:49.595 --> 02:10:52.015 I stayed alive. 02:10:52.233 --> 02:10:54.053 I kept breathing. 02:10:56.404 --> 02:10:58.544 And then one day that logic was proven all wrong, 02:10:58.740 --> 02:11:00.560 because the tide... 02:11:02.775 --> 02:11:05.165 came in, gave me a sail. 02:11:10.023 --> 02:11:11.843 And now, here I am. 02:11:15.289 --> 02:11:18.109 I'm back... 02:11:18.323 --> 02:11:20.713 in Memphis, talking to you. 02:11:22.932 --> 02:11:25.322 I have ice in my glass. 02:11:32.140 --> 02:11:34.410 And I've lost her all over again. 02:11:42.390 --> 02:11:44.690 I'm so sad that I don't have Kelly. 02:11:49.961 --> 02:11:53.191 But I'm so grateful that she was with me on that island. 02:12:00.503 --> 02:12:02.513 And I know what I have to do now. 02:12:05.551 --> 02:12:07.491 I gotta keep breathing. 02:12:10.253 --> 02:12:12.613 Because tomorrow, the sun will rise. 02:12:13.987 --> 02:12:16.377 Who knows what the tide could bring? 02:12:30.442 --> 02:12:33.852 [Elvis Presley] I gave a letter to the postman 02:12:34.112 --> 02:12:35.932 He put it in his sack 02:12:37.845 --> 02:12:40.845 Bright and early next morning 02:12:41.088 --> 02:12:43.608 He brought my letter back 02:12:43.820 --> 02:12:45.640 She wrote upon it 02:12:45.823 --> 02:12:47.643 Return to sender 02:12:49.055 --> 02:12:51.005 Address unknown 02:12:53.330 --> 02:12:55.150 No such number 02:13:22.163 --> 02:13:23.983 Hello! 02:13:28.503 --> 02:13:30.323 Hello! 02:13:35.980 --> 02:13:37.950 [Whistles] 02:13:38.149 --> 02:13:40.189 FedEx! 02:14:17.858 --> 02:14:19.678 [Door Alarm Beeping] 02:14:47.890 --> 02:14:50.820 - You look lost. - I do? 02:14:51.060 --> 02:14:53.200 Where are you headed? 02:14:57.035 --> 02:14:58.855 Well, I was just about to figure that out. 02:15:00.632 --> 02:15:02.802 Well, that's 83 South. 02:15:03.041 --> 02:15:06.871 And this road here will hook you up with l-40 East. 02:15:07.181 --> 02:15:09.311 If you turn right, 02:15:09.506 --> 02:15:13.026 that'll take you to Amarillo, Flagstaff, 02:15:13.281 --> 02:15:15.071 California. 02:15:16.347 --> 02:15:18.177 And if you head back that direction, 02:15:18.349 --> 02:15:21.219 you'll find a whole lotta nothin' all the way to Canada. 02:15:23.428 --> 02:15:25.248 I got it. 02:15:25.430 --> 02:15:27.500 All right, then. 02:15:30.164 --> 02:15:31.994 Good luck, cowboy. 02:15:32.166 --> 02:15:33.896 - [Starts Engine] - Thank you. 02:15:35.166 --> 02:15:59.896 Telegram Channel and Instagram Page .:: @bollbolljan_com ::.