WEBVTT 00:00:16.477 --> 00:01:10.070 ..:: ارائه شده توسط وب سايت بلبل جان ::.. ‏.:: www.bolboljan.net ::. 00:01:16.477 --> 00:01:18.070 INSPECTOR CHAN 00:01:51.029 --> 00:01:53.899 SUPER CRIME FIGHTERS 00:02:04.503 --> 00:02:06.543 Anyone else? 00:02:13.944 --> 00:02:16.465 Such a beautiful young lady... 00:02:16.632 --> 00:02:19.861 ...and here she is, trapped in the station... 00:02:20.024 --> 00:02:22.643 ...just for spitting? 00:02:23.737 --> 00:02:26.388 Is this what has become of justice? 00:02:27.840 --> 00:02:30.496 Has democracy gone beserk? 00:02:32.093 --> 00:02:34.647 He is only Commissioner... 00:02:34.814 --> 00:02:37.302 ...because he pays his dues to the Crocodile Gang. 00:02:38.046 --> 00:02:40.348 And still you morons treat me like this? 00:02:40.830 --> 00:02:43.995 Sorry, we didn't know she was your wife. 00:02:46.272 --> 00:02:47.930 Now you know, you ugly fucking...! 00:02:57.793 --> 00:03:01.692 What are you staring at? you want the address to my tailor? 00:03:07.490 --> 00:03:09.792 With assets like yours? 00:03:09.954 --> 00:03:12.605 the movie theater's wouldn't be deserted on sundays. 00:03:13.411 --> 00:03:15.818 So where's the, Limo? 00:03:25.699 --> 00:03:27.128 Back inside! 00:03:50.624 --> 00:03:52.086 Call the guards! 00:03:54.145 --> 00:03:56.665 Don't bother with that, Crocodile. 00:03:56.833 --> 00:04:02.151 While you were chatting with the law your men, decided they'd rather sign up with us. 00:04:03.458 --> 00:04:08.273 That's what you think! Go on my boys, riddle his ass. 00:04:39.799 --> 00:04:45.258 Wait just a minute. Remember when you came to my house for dinner. 00:04:55.612 --> 00:04:56.121 Hey Boss. 00:05:04.617 --> 00:05:05.697 Sir... 00:05:07.609 --> 00:05:09.202 Please don't hurt me. 00:05:08.148 --> 00:05:09.872 Not to worry. 00:05:12.114 --> 00:05:15.759 I would never harm a, Lady. Run along child! 00:05:16.987 --> 00:05:18.635 Your to kind. 00:05:29.910 --> 00:05:33.332 Come down and clean up the mess! 00:06:53.683 --> 00:06:55.944 THE AXE GANG 00:06:59.055 --> 00:07:00.505 In a time of social unrest and disorder... 00:07:00.645 --> 00:07:03.329 ...the gangs have moved in to consolidate their power. 00:07:03.920 --> 00:07:06.254 The most feared of them all is the Axe Gang. 00:07:06.554 --> 00:07:10.232 Only in the poorest districts, which hold no interest for the gangs... 00:07:10.532 --> 00:07:12.125 ...can people live in peace. 00:07:14.594 --> 00:07:16.187 PIG STY ALLEY 00:07:36.293 --> 00:07:37.722 One, two, three! 00:07:38.757 --> 00:07:40.513 - Can you manage that, Coolie? - Easy! 00:08:00.160 --> 00:08:01.502 TAILOR 00:08:05.665 --> 00:08:07.006 NOODLES AND CONGEE 00:08:26.947 --> 00:08:30.135 - Donut, my cheque. - Here 00:08:31.748 --> 00:08:35.097 - How much? - uh-uh, It's all on the house! 00:08:35.300 --> 00:08:36.413 I like you, Donut. 00:08:36.581 --> 00:08:38.818 - It's nothing, not at all. - See ya. 00:08:38.981 --> 00:08:43.131 You know I think I'll try and get the wife not to raise your rent this month. 00:08:43.395 --> 00:08:45.686 - You are to kind. - Good day, Landlord! 00:08:49.205 --> 00:08:50.153 Good morning, Landlord! 00:08:50.325 --> 00:08:52.118 Oh, you so have grown up all of a sudden! 00:08:52.085 --> 00:08:54.190 Come visit me and lets play, doctor! 00:09:06.326 --> 00:09:08.563 Landlord! What a delight to see you. 00:09:08.727 --> 00:09:10.156 What's to laugh about it? 00:09:10.327 --> 00:09:11.440 I havn't a clue...! 00:09:17.048 --> 00:09:22.366 It's to low, the slit has to be 9 inches high atleast. Can you handle that. 00:09:22.808 --> 00:09:24.270 Oh, I can handle it! 00:09:24.441 --> 00:09:25.848 Oh Look, a shooting star! 00:09:29.241 --> 00:09:31.547 I thought you were a decent girl! 00:09:32.172 --> 00:09:35.388 You monster, right in front of the tailors eyesl! 00:09:38.267 --> 00:09:42.878 Jane, I just want to be friends! Stay here, wait. 00:09:43.573 --> 00:09:47.781 I was only joking. Jane! 00:10:06.616 --> 00:10:07.958 Mrs Slum Queen! 00:10:08.728 --> 00:10:10.135 Hey, Landlady! 00:10:13.113 --> 00:10:16.535 Did you forget to pay your taxes? there's no more water down here. 00:10:30.950 --> 00:10:32.892 Water doesn't just fall from the clouds you know! 00:10:33.150 --> 00:10:36.209 You've got a pretty big mouth for someone who's four months behind on his rent. 00:10:36.486 --> 00:10:40.132 I was right in the middle of my monthly shampoo. I have a right to wash my hair. 00:10:40.199 --> 00:10:41.606 Oh you are a trouble maker? 00:10:41.767 --> 00:10:44.669 From now on, no water on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays. 00:10:44.839 --> 00:10:47.654 And I'm rationing it, Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays and that's, that. 00:10:47.815 --> 00:10:52.486 I'v had it with your whining and complaining. want everything free around here, assholes! 00:10:52.649 --> 00:10:53.794 Is it late for a good morning, Landlady! 00:10:53.961 --> 00:10:58.020 Don't sweet talk me you worm. You catch up on your rent or I'll burn your store down. 00:10:58.729 --> 00:11:02.762 What? What's so funny? The same thing applies to you, you little faggot! 00:11:05.059 --> 00:11:08.395 all right and know brains! why don't you get yoursef a real job 00:11:08.653 --> 00:11:11.548 Months overdue and not even a lousy "good morning." 00:11:11.642 --> 00:11:13.264 You're gonna end up being a coolie your whole life. 00:11:20.072 --> 00:11:21.850 There's your shampoo, you little prick! 00:11:25.677 --> 00:11:28.011 Hey! I wanted those for breakfast, not for dinner 00:11:28.173 --> 00:11:30.956 You see, there was this old women and I helped her across the street. 00:11:31.117 --> 00:11:33.768 - And what are you doing here? - Someone was complaining about perverts 00:11:33.934 --> 00:11:36.073 Watching the girls shower. Did you see anyone? 00:11:36.238 --> 00:11:40.653 What? don't point at me, you haveno proof, empty baseless accusations. 00:11:42.638 --> 00:11:45.553 She is totally crazy. Completely of her rocking chair 00:12:19.352 --> 00:12:21.011 Go away! 00:12:39.258 --> 00:12:41.560 Can you teach me how to do that, sir? 00:12:41.723 --> 00:12:42.971 Sure, lesson one! 00:13:19.576 --> 00:13:21.714 - Who do I do? - My boss. 00:13:24.754 --> 00:13:25.867 Have a seat. 00:13:36.308 --> 00:13:39.697 - There! That's, fifty cents. - Are you kidding 00:13:40.116 --> 00:13:41.610 A perfect little trim? 00:13:41.877 --> 00:13:43.339 It's too stylish! 00:13:44.181 --> 00:13:46.254 Makes him look way to slick. 00:13:46.934 --> 00:13:48.675 Like a fruit cake? 00:13:55.382 --> 00:13:58.895 Don't get all worked up, boss. He's an old buddy. Let me handle this. 00:14:02.308 --> 00:14:05.821 He's boss of the notorious, Axe Gang, see the tatoos on him? He'll kill us. 00:14:05.988 --> 00:14:08.706 Chiefs who command respect, should look like they come from the gutter, got that? 00:14:08.869 --> 00:14:11.073 - No. - Course not, you're an idiotl! 00:14:11.301 --> 00:14:14.717 But I like you, so give me what's in the till and we'll call it even. 00:14:14.885 --> 00:14:15.900 No uh-huh! 00:14:18.085 --> 00:14:21.697 whoa, hold the axes boss! He's about to see the light. 00:14:23.782 --> 00:14:27.198 Look, kid I'm on your side, I'd hate to see your face get pushed in. 00:14:27.367 --> 00:14:31.524 So how about we settle for a little less. Let's make it, enough for a couple of drinks. 00:14:32.687 --> 00:14:34.760 Ah-ha, so your thing is extortion 00:14:36.527 --> 00:14:37.804 Hey boss! 00:14:38.608 --> 00:14:41.020 Boss, your highness! 00:14:43.408 --> 00:14:46.442 Oh he always does that, right before he butchers someone! 00:14:46.609 --> 00:14:49.031 He's thinking about the coolest way to do it! 00:14:50.071 --> 00:14:51.348 I am not afraid. 00:14:50.641 --> 00:14:52.345 You may kill me. 00:14:52.460 --> 00:14:54.520 But thousands more will spring up in my place. 00:15:00.582 --> 00:15:03.714 You out there? If you want to wake the lord of the, Axe Gang, 00:15:03.879 --> 00:15:05.602 your welcome to take a step forward. 00:15:07.847 --> 00:15:10.181 Oh, so you want to be annihilated? 00:15:10.343 --> 00:15:13.278 Alright! You all know the rules. It's one at a time. 00:15:13.447 --> 00:15:16.481 And I don't wanna see anyone trying to cheat. 00:15:16.840 --> 00:15:18.652 You! the onion Lady! come here. 00:15:21.683 --> 00:15:26.188 Uh-huh, you think your so tough. I'll tell you what, you take the first crack, put it right here! 00:15:30.777 --> 00:15:32.106 Do you lift weights? 00:15:32.771 --> 00:15:34.429 No honey, I raise cattle. 00:15:33.609 --> 00:15:36.959 Lucky for you, your important to the economy, now get back in line! 00:15:38.765 --> 00:15:40.075 Nut-case! 00:15:40.238 --> 00:15:41.699 What? You watch your mouth. 00:15:41.869 --> 00:15:44.357 I like your style, you're a woman. Otherwise. 00:15:45.518 --> 00:15:48.437 You with your mouth hanging open? yeah you shrimp. You look like, 00:15:48.523 --> 00:15:53.166 you could use some sense knocked into your head, you wanna try. 00:15:53.727 --> 00:15:59.537 Okay, if there's one thing that really bugs the hell outta me? It's cheating. Sit! 00:16:01.423 --> 00:16:03.977 You with the glasses you look mean enough! Come here. 00:16:07.025 --> 00:16:10.882 Whoa, whoa back off, who ever asked you, I was pointing at him over there... 00:16:11.293 --> 00:16:12.441 You! Karate kid. 00:16:12.541 --> 00:16:15.159 You look okay, lets see what you've got! 00:16:17.022 --> 00:16:18.778 Nah, nah it's okay, I don't give lessons. 00:16:19.070 --> 00:16:22.485 What this can't be true. Not one of you is worth the effort. 00:16:22.654 --> 00:16:24.759 You'll all be dead before I'll even touch you. 00:16:27.550 --> 00:16:29.623 That's the one who tried to blackmail me. 00:16:30.015 --> 00:16:33.048 So fat woman, are you the boss around here or what? 00:16:33.215 --> 00:16:34.906 Fat woman, my ass! 00:16:36.028 --> 00:16:37.457 Hey, I'm with the Axe Gang! 00:16:36.928 --> 00:16:38.008 Axe Gang, my ass! 00:16:39.109 --> 00:16:40.058 Boss! 00:16:39.296 --> 00:16:40.823 Boss, my ass! 00:16:41.056 --> 00:16:43.162 - I will sue you for this! - Sue me, my ass! 00:16:43.328 --> 00:16:45.500 - How about a date! - Date, my ass! 00:16:50.696 --> 00:16:52.989 You just wait? I'll call for backup! 00:16:51.778 --> 00:16:56.927 Like anybody will back you up, You nit-wit! I can hardly wait. 00:16:59.118 --> 00:17:02.351 My forces are waiting, this will be the signal to charge. 00:17:03.874 --> 00:17:08.482 They'll kick your ass you might aswell go by yourself a coffin. 00:17:22.647 --> 00:17:23.962 Who threw the firecracker? 00:17:29.542 --> 00:17:32.971 Thanks for coming, brother. She did 00:17:53.991 --> 00:17:55.420 What are you all gaping at! 00:17:55.591 --> 00:17:58.941 It's going to rain. Go get your laundry off the line! 00:17:59.207 --> 00:18:00.452 You! 00:18:13.742 --> 00:18:17.866 Are you trying to blackmail me aswell. Just forget it. 00:18:32.684 --> 00:18:33.632 Wh... 00:18:54.521 --> 00:18:57.540 How did I get in this barrel? does anybody know. 00:18:59.008 --> 00:19:01.477 My back, it's broken! 00:19:02.792 --> 00:19:05.411 The gang, call the gang! 00:19:58.503 --> 00:20:01.820 Easy how about a snack? maybe some, egg rolls. 00:20:27.449 --> 00:20:29.060 Shut up, silence. 00:20:43.452 --> 00:20:44.794 No. 00:21:08.973 --> 00:21:11.457 Okay, who did this? 00:21:14.190 --> 00:21:16.412 I'll will count to three. 00:21:18.734 --> 00:21:19.847 One... 00:21:24.311 --> 00:21:26.199 two... 00:21:37.809 --> 00:21:38.491 It was me! 00:24:56.319 --> 00:24:58.141 How's the stuff, big boss? 00:25:00.128 --> 00:25:01.306 Sorry, big boss! 00:25:04.320 --> 00:25:06.230 No big deal, don't worry about it, kid. 00:25:10.337 --> 00:25:11.614 Feed him to the fish! 00:25:13.853 --> 00:25:16.022 We are the bad guys! we're meant to do the killing. 00:25:16.022 --> 00:25:17.724 And not the other way around... 00:25:19.202 --> 00:25:20.862 Our reputation has been tarnished. 00:25:21.141 --> 00:25:24.369 Because these two idiots pretended to be members of the axe gang. 00:25:24.913 --> 00:25:27.843 Easy big boss you are all upset you might miss, and get even angrier. 00:25:28.247 --> 00:25:30.733 Anyhow you are the boss here. let your men do the dirty work. 00:25:31.284 --> 00:25:32.668 Do the dirty work, come on. 00:25:48.488 --> 00:25:52.857 - Boss, we got a lock picker here. - Sorry that's what I do for a living. 00:25:52.965 --> 00:25:55.043 Alright give the other one a shot, if your so hot. 00:25:55.707 --> 00:25:56.472 On your marks. 00:25:57.471 --> 00:26:00.155 Now, you'll have till I count to three. 00:26:01.470 --> 00:26:02.210 Chop, chop! 00:26:03.473 --> 00:26:05.266 Ready? Three! 00:26:15.488 --> 00:26:17.211 I am impressed! 00:26:18.496 --> 00:26:20.917 Boss, I have always wanted to be a member, 00:26:21.088 --> 00:26:23.971 of the famous, axe gang. Please give us a chance, boss.. 00:26:24.193 --> 00:26:25.470 Ever killed anybody? 00:26:25.633 --> 00:26:28.022 Not yet, no. But I always wanted to. 00:26:28.353 --> 00:26:29.727 Then go out and kill someone. 00:26:29.889 --> 00:26:32.077 That sounds like a great idea, doesn't it? 00:26:33.090 --> 00:26:34.105 Then go! 00:26:34.498 --> 00:26:35.927 Thank you, so much. 00:26:48.654 --> 00:26:51.521 A bum like that, can always come in handy. 00:26:55.321 --> 00:26:58.738 I'v told you a hundred times, you have to look tougher. 00:26:58.801 --> 00:26:59.630 00:27:00.921 --> 00:27:02.612 No, much more than that! 00:27:04.956 --> 00:27:06.450 You have to really act the part. 00:27:06.266 --> 00:27:07.673 And try to stay awake for once. 00:27:07.834 --> 00:27:09.143 Tough, is tiring. 00:27:09.306 --> 00:27:12.274 So what, that is part of the job! 00:27:14.879 --> 00:27:18.425 Take a look around you, the streets are paved with money and women. 00:27:17.083 --> 00:27:19.702 A little will and determination... 00:27:19.867 --> 00:27:23.064 is all it takes to get your share. But you have to grab the opportunity. 00:27:24.313 --> 00:27:25.808 This is our big chance! 00:27:25.977 --> 00:27:28.563 All we have to do is kill someone, and we'll be like that. 00:27:29.018 --> 00:27:32.367 Then we'll have all the women and money we want! 00:27:33.274 --> 00:27:36.024 Not like those bums back there... 00:27:36.218 --> 00:27:38.837 They have no ambition. No future, a bunch of losers. 00:27:45.091 --> 00:27:47.822 What are you staring at, four-eyes? want me to smash your glasses! 00:27:49.255 --> 00:27:50.816 Hey go to hell! 00:27:51.100 --> 00:27:52.377 I dare you to say that again! 00:27:52.540 --> 00:27:54.612 - You're really going to kill someone? - Ofcourse I will! 00:27:54.780 --> 00:27:58.228 I'm gonna start with four-eyes here, then the fat lady up in pig-sty and all her neighbours. 00:27:58.397 --> 00:28:00.088 Yes but they kung-fu is unbeatable. 00:28:00.253 --> 00:28:03.590 - Unbeatable? you havn't seen me fight yet! - You know, kung-fu? 00:28:05.021 --> 00:28:08.534 Didn't I tell you, I once learnt the technique of, Buddhist Palm? 00:28:12.630 --> 00:28:15.246 Hey there, young man. Wait a minute. 00:28:15.681 --> 00:28:18.936 whoa, amazing! amazing! 00:28:20.354 --> 00:28:24.646 Do you know you have a very special, aura about you? 00:28:25.026 --> 00:28:28.322 You're still a child, but you have the bone structure... 00:28:28.483 --> 00:28:31.745 and the, chi-flow of a kung-fu genius. 00:28:32.014 --> 00:28:35.901 If your chi-flow can be channelled, then you will be invincible! 00:28:36.483 --> 00:28:39.899 Remember the old saying: You cannot escape your destiny. 00:28:40.357 --> 00:28:44.929 The duty of upholding world peace and punishing evil, will be yours. 00:28:45.413 --> 00:28:46.362 Uh-humm. 00:28:47.237 --> 00:28:50.533 Here, the Buddhist Palm manual of training. 00:28:50.693 --> 00:28:56.076 It's priceless, but since this is fate, I can let you have it for $10. 00:28:56.903 --> 00:28:59.583 BUDDHIST PALM MANUAL 00:29:02.928 --> 00:29:05.383 - You gave him all the money you had? - Yes. 00:29:04.647 --> 00:29:07.779 I had been saving it so I could become a Surgeon or a Lawyer one day. 00:29:07.944 --> 00:29:10.246 ...but this seemed like a chance to save the world. 00:29:36.176 --> 00:29:38.413 Let her go! 00:29:56.594 --> 00:29:59.312 Oh, do it yourself Kung-Fu! 00:29:59.635 --> 00:30:01.708 "The whole, Buddhist Palm, for 20-Cents." 00:30:01.876 --> 00:30:03.534 You must be loaded. 00:30:03.923 --> 00:30:05.996 Have you killed anyone lately? 00:30:16.821 --> 00:30:22.124 The total idiot and the deaf mute. What a bunch of losers! 00:30:23.221 --> 00:30:27.749 I realized then that good guys never win. I want to be evil. 00:30:29.073 --> 00:30:31.080 I want to be a ruthless killer! 00:30:30.967 --> 00:30:34.033 - Lets get some, ice cream! - Where? 00:30:35.275 --> 00:30:37.419 Wait do you have, vanilla? 00:30:37.472 --> 00:30:38.781 I want chocolate! 00:30:50.523 --> 00:30:53.021 What's the matter, have you never seen an ice cream thief? 00:30:57.613 --> 00:30:58.726 Catch us if you can! 00:31:14.541 --> 00:31:17.259 If you're such kung-fu masters, take your show on the road. 00:31:17.422 --> 00:31:22.359 You belong in the circus, not in a respectable neighbourhood, I never want to see your ugly faces again. 00:31:22.822 --> 00:31:26.881 Don't be so hard on them. I'm sure they had a reason for doing what they did. 00:31:27.174 --> 00:31:29.444 Everyone has his reasons. 00:31:29.607 --> 00:31:31.614 But causing trouble was the last thing we wanted. 00:31:31.783 --> 00:31:35.658 Well good for you, the axe gang is serious. 00:31:35.936 --> 00:31:38.936 We'll never hear the end of this. Why don't you clowns just get lost! 00:31:39.860 --> 00:31:41.829 Why is it that your wife is always so nasty? 00:31:44.376 --> 00:31:45.787 Like a little massage? 00:31:48.074 --> 00:31:49.535 Masters. 00:31:56.843 --> 00:31:58.753 We have nothing precious to offer... 00:31:58.923 --> 00:32:01.159 ...but our gratitude is infinite. 00:32:01.996 --> 00:32:04.718 Thank you for saving us! 00:32:12.940 --> 00:32:15.810 Stop snivelling. This isn't a funeral! 00:32:15.979 --> 00:32:19.395 - How can you be so cold-hearted. - What's that? keep your mouth shut. 00:32:19.564 --> 00:32:22.247 You may be good at kung-fu, but you're still a fairy. 00:32:24.653 --> 00:32:27.435 Is it a crime to know, kung-fu! 00:32:27.597 --> 00:32:30.248 Oh, she's gonna drown in her own tears, once a panzy always a panzy. 00:32:30.414 --> 00:32:33.796 And what's with the red underwear? is that something you can find in the night? 00:32:33.965 --> 00:32:36.355 You'd be better off in diapers. 00:32:37.582 --> 00:32:39.525 What's wrong with, red underwear? 00:32:39.759 --> 00:32:43.233 When their was trouble you simply took off, while these guys saved our butts? 00:32:43.490 --> 00:32:47.320 and now your trying to chase them away, I'm gratefull and you should try to be more appreciative. 00:32:47.469 --> 00:32:48.073 Of what? 00:32:48.208 --> 00:32:52.188 Every single one of you owes me back-rent. $150, $200, $180. 00:32:52.445 --> 00:32:54.617 You owe me $95, now pay up or pack up! 00:32:53.840 --> 00:32:57.144 Don't worry guys. I'll pay the bill. 00:32:57.746 --> 00:32:59.593 With what? tooth fairy? 00:32:59.795 --> 00:33:02.639 What's it to you where I get my money? You fat-so. 00:33:02.630 --> 00:33:04.743 - You little bitch! - Look who's talking 00:33:04.726 --> 00:33:06.319 Calm down, Landlady. 00:33:08.409 --> 00:33:12.805 - You keep out of this, this is all your fault. - Your like a tyrant 00:33:12.166 --> 00:33:15.391 Look at her, she's turned her back. She doesn't care. 00:33:15.444 --> 00:33:16.742 How could you do that? 00:33:16.775 --> 00:33:18.630 Shut your mouth!!! 00:33:31.336 --> 00:33:35.475 Anyone who thinks they can out yell me, had better think again? 00:33:37.899 --> 00:33:40.550 The fat cow makes alot of noise, I'm going to kill her. 00:33:42.493 --> 00:33:43.922 Watch this! 00:33:58.271 --> 00:33:59.691 What happened? 00:33:59.775 --> 00:34:03.410 Can you do better? go on try it. 00:34:03.545 --> 00:34:05.378 - To throw it? - Ofcourse! 00:34:11.347 --> 00:34:13.519 Sorry! Are you okay? 00:34:14.259 --> 00:34:17.456 I think you should try to go a little bit closer and take better aim. 00:34:17.620 --> 00:34:18.569 I got it! 00:34:30.293 --> 00:34:32.847 - Who's throwing handles? - Uhh? 00:34:34.902 --> 00:34:36.790 Who did this to you? It's missing a handle. 00:34:37.431 --> 00:34:40.572 I know but that doesn't make it feel any better. 00:34:41.272 --> 00:34:43.063 We should check for fingerprints, let's have a look... 00:34:43.189 --> 00:34:44.880 - Don't! - I'm sorry. 00:34:47.944 --> 00:34:49.492 What are you trying to say? 00:34:49.652 --> 00:34:53.813 I forgot that I have something important to take care off, see you later! 00:34:57.050 --> 00:34:58.347 Uh-no. She saw me! 00:35:00.244 --> 00:35:01.782 Don't make a move! 00:35:10.024 --> 00:35:13.953 Don't panic! Snakes are controllable, one little whistle and they will freeze. 00:35:14.121 --> 00:35:15.615 Please, spare me that. 00:35:19.561 --> 00:35:20.968 Oh, what the hell! 00:35:27.467 --> 00:35:29.699 Uh, you again, you pair of idiots! 00:35:30.645 --> 00:35:33.608 Go on, get back to business! What are you standing around here for. 00:35:35.361 --> 00:35:37.790 - Let's split up! - Split what? 00:35:38.978 --> 00:35:40.191 Yes! 00:37:53.001 --> 00:37:54.278 What are you doing here? 00:37:54.442 --> 00:37:56.514 Waiting for you. Aren't you hurt? 00:37:56.682 --> 00:37:57.827 I'm fine! 00:37:59.818 --> 00:38:02.600 Where are the wounds? Did you see a doctor? 00:38:02.922 --> 00:38:04.352 No, why? 00:38:04.715 --> 00:38:07.236 - Where have you been? - I don't really know. 00:38:07.979 --> 00:38:09.540 Maybe it's better that way. 00:38:09.708 --> 00:38:14.215 Memories can be terribly painful. Being able to forget is a great blessing! 00:38:14.380 --> 00:38:17.097 That's quite deep. You seemed to have learnt alot. 00:38:18.284 --> 00:38:20.673 All the sorrows I've had to endure... 00:38:29.421 --> 00:38:32.553 I've filled a river, now all thoughts are sacred and pure. 00:38:34.766 --> 00:38:36.293 Hey, get out of the way! 00:38:36.462 --> 00:38:37.673 Yeah move! 00:38:37.839 --> 00:38:39.432 Or I will kick your ass! 00:38:42.131 --> 00:38:44.962 They look like grave diggers taking one of their customers for a walk. 00:38:45.661 --> 00:38:47.090 What idiots! 00:38:49.214 --> 00:38:52.042 I don't want to be blamed for making you leave. 00:38:52.627 --> 00:38:56.522 So we will let, Buddha decide, with your ancestors spirits as witness... 00:38:56.980 --> 00:38:59.282 It's all in the divining rods. 00:38:59.444 --> 00:39:02.878 Good stick you stay, bad stick you go. 00:39:05.524 --> 00:39:07.434 HORRIFICALLY BAD FATE 00:39:20.022 --> 00:39:21.713 Have some. 00:39:28.694 --> 00:39:31.829 We are very glad that you have come. We need some professional advice. 00:39:31.899 --> 00:39:35.313 We know what your problems are. One is from the, Hung school. 00:39:35.479 --> 00:39:40.269 They call him the, Iron Fist, those people on pig-sty alley, are really good. 00:39:40.624 --> 00:39:43.841 The other two are specialists of the, Twelve Kicks and Hexagon Staff. 00:39:43.991 --> 00:39:46.306 But their warrior days are long over. 00:39:46.434 --> 00:39:49.730 ...Yet, Kung-Fu masters of their level never seize to be a threat. 00:39:49.241 --> 00:39:54.525 Which makes this job that you have asked us to perform for you, a great challenge for us. 00:39:55.748 --> 00:39:58.170 What more can we ask? 00:39:56.794 --> 00:40:03.249 I told you, these guys are number one, expensive but totally reliable, they are worth every penny they charge. 00:40:03.607 --> 00:40:04.555 No! 00:40:04.727 --> 00:40:09.583 The beast is number one, the evil spirit of the fire cloud is the world's greatest killer. 00:40:10.040 --> 00:40:14.164 He was so dedicated to practising kung fu, that he lost his mind. 00:40:14.328 --> 00:40:17.492 I have heard that he is held in an asylum for the criminally insane. 00:40:18.073 --> 00:40:21.237 Which makes you the top killers in circultion, right? 00:40:22.094 --> 00:40:26.284 In actuality, we are nothing more than a pair of street musicians. 00:40:26.574 --> 00:40:31.146 Our tunes will take hold of your soul, and then slowly break your heart? 00:40:31.406 --> 00:40:36.629 Great, oh that's like poetry? Don't you agree. 00:40:44.674 --> 00:40:46.136 My friends, it is time to part. 00:40:46.306 --> 00:40:48.695 I hope we will meet again someday. 00:40:49.411 --> 00:40:53.437 I wish, I had known we were colleagues. I could have done with some company. 00:40:53.603 --> 00:40:56.767 Before we go our separate ways, why don't we spar a little. 00:40:56.996 --> 00:41:00.225 No thank you. I still have lots of packing to take care of. 00:41:00.964 --> 00:41:02.622 - Yeah, we all do. - Right. 00:41:41.815 --> 00:41:44.539 Twelve Kicks of the, Tam School! Superb attack and defense! 00:41:44.629 --> 00:41:47.313 The, Fist of Iron strong and subtle at once. A great Fist technique. 00:41:47.478 --> 00:41:50.642 The, Woolang Staff, a many sided technique of, mystical powers! 00:41:51.674 --> 00:41:53.911 Until we shall meet again! 00:42:03.195 --> 00:42:04.144 Lipstick again! 00:42:24.795 --> 00:42:27.231 Stay here, or I will break you in half. 00:43:51.235 --> 00:43:53.131 Sorry, but I am just closing up. 00:43:53.378 --> 00:43:55.183 You can make a suit in no time. 00:43:55.332 --> 00:43:56.761 But I am moving away. 00:43:57.091 --> 00:43:58.848 This is good material! 00:43:59.491 --> 00:44:01.728 Ah, I see you know your cloth. 00:44:02.244 --> 00:44:04.317 This is very high quality. 00:44:04.900 --> 00:44:06.176 How high? 00:44:06.597 --> 00:44:08.353 How high is the sky... 00:45:18.706 --> 00:45:20.845 We'll show them what it means to insult the Axe Gang! 00:45:21.010 --> 00:45:24.044 We will kill them and turn this place into a, whore house. 00:45:24.210 --> 00:45:26.120 You are blocking my view! 00:46:16.151 --> 00:46:18.583 What's going on? Ahh, forget it. 00:46:28.087 --> 00:46:29.167 Bullseye! 00:46:29.336 --> 00:46:31.092 Do not block my view! 00:46:36.057 --> 00:46:39.755 Damn it! I told those nit-wits to leave, but they are still here. 00:46:40.027 --> 00:46:41.377 - Really? - They are. 00:47:05.530 --> 00:47:09.360 What the hell is all that racket down there? I got.... 00:47:09.531 --> 00:47:11.441 I'm Sorry, don't pay any attention to her! 00:48:52.586 --> 00:48:55.116 It's 4 'oclock, I want to get some sleep. Get out of here. 00:48:56.044 --> 00:48:58.436 Shut up you, hag. It's time to die! 00:48:59.307 --> 00:49:00.736 Die, my ass. 00:49:00.907 --> 00:49:02.850 Don't listen to her! 00:49:05.067 --> 00:49:06.977 You are still blocking the view! 00:49:07.724 --> 00:49:09.383 Hang in there. 00:49:17.997 --> 00:49:20.037 Be quiet! 00:49:25.069 --> 00:49:29.609 Give us a break! Get out of here. Are you trying to kill us all. 00:49:41.141 --> 00:49:46.786 - The view - I sense another master? 00:52:13.951 --> 00:52:15.861 It was the Roar, The Lion's Roar! 00:52:16.511 --> 00:52:18.268 I thought it was a myth. 00:52:19.423 --> 00:52:22.271 - Why didn't you tell me that it really exists - Shut up. 00:52:22.432 --> 00:52:26.480 - That is the last we will see of them, right? - hmm. 00:52:28.929 --> 00:52:31.165 This is bad, boss. get the car started, quick! 00:52:31.521 --> 00:52:33.082 I told you to get... 00:52:40.738 --> 00:52:41.285 What now! 00:52:41.945 --> 00:52:43.899 Keep it down! Don't you have any manners? 00:52:44.313 --> 00:52:46.671 These is a working class neighbourhood, people have to be at work late. 00:52:47.117 --> 00:52:50.765 So get the hell out of my sight! Right now! 00:52:52.987 --> 00:52:54.548 What a bunch of, hoodlums! 00:54:20.231 --> 00:54:23.133 It is no use, I cannot hold out much longer. 00:54:26.675 --> 00:54:30.385 But having met, true... Masters like you... 00:54:29.832 --> 00:54:31.807 ...I can now die in peace. 00:54:31.976 --> 00:54:33.831 Don't say things like that, Donut. 00:54:33.992 --> 00:54:37.756 We are just an ordinary couple, that is trying to live in peace. 00:54:38.405 --> 00:54:40.096 Fighting is futile. 00:54:38.825 --> 00:54:43.240 Where as a normal life, is all that one should aspire to. 00:54:43.871 --> 00:54:45.693 But you are so good at martial arts! 00:54:44.298 --> 00:54:48.389 If only you'd helped us earlier, all this would never have happened.. 00:54:50.768 --> 00:54:53.801 Everybody has his good reasons. 00:54:55.374 --> 00:54:57.518 Several years ago, my poor husband and I... 00:54:58.028 --> 00:55:01.253 ...we saw our only son beaten to death in a fight. 00:55:03.008 --> 00:55:05.561 Revenge can be devastating. 00:55:05.921 --> 00:55:07.994 Do you understand what I am saying? 00:55:08.161 --> 00:55:11.228 There is only one solution to the matter, you must teach us all that you know... 00:55:11.297 --> 00:55:14.167 Help us become Kung-Fu fighters and we will avenge them! 00:55:14.498 --> 00:55:18.428 But it takes years to reach the top. Being a fighter is not easy. 00:55:18.498 --> 00:55:20.954 Either you are born with a calling or you are not. 00:55:21.123 --> 00:55:24.735 And the chances of that are about, one in a million. 00:55:33.297 --> 00:55:35.403 It is obvious, I am the chosen one! 00:55:39.094 --> 00:55:40.961 No, doesn't have what it takes. 00:55:42.194 --> 00:55:47.553 Listen! We swore that we would never fight again. That we would rest our skills forever. 00:55:47.594 --> 00:55:49.896 Tonight we broke that solemn promise. 00:55:50.058 --> 00:55:53.473 For your own good, why don't you all just all go away. 00:55:57.739 --> 00:56:03.631 With great power, comes great responsibility. 00:56:04.842 --> 00:56:07.347 Donut, you are badly hurt. 00:56:07.604 --> 00:56:08.549 You must keep still. 00:56:09.176 --> 00:56:12.707 This could be the end of a beautifull... friendship. 00:56:13.175 --> 00:56:15.617 No Donut, tomorrow is another day. 00:56:17.942 --> 00:56:18.989 Donut! 00:56:32.110 --> 00:56:34.020 Hey there, four-eyes! 00:56:35.375 --> 00:56:39.783 I note that your tolerence for the sight-impaired is rather limited. 00:56:39.951 --> 00:56:43.115 That's right. Especially when they wearing gold-frames. 00:56:47.184 --> 00:56:50.381 I'm a clerk. Gold frames look good on clerks, I like. 00:56:50.444 --> 00:56:53.511 the way I look. So don't hassle me you little fool. 00:56:57.124 --> 00:56:57.700 Help me! 00:57:00.182 --> 00:57:04.960 Alley cats, mongrels, dogs, rats, ratches, worms ... 00:57:08.776 --> 00:57:10.025 So much for your... so-so-so-so. 00:57:10.448 --> 00:57:14.334 Come down here, and I'll shove your glasses down your throat, you hear me. 00:57:16.419 --> 00:57:18.558 You know damn well that I would have done that. 00:57:19.843 --> 00:57:21.120 Was that a yes! 00:57:21.700 --> 00:57:22.977 I would have! 00:57:25.700 --> 00:57:29.824 You have no respect. You are never there when I need you? 00:57:31.525 --> 00:57:33.150 You sound like a wimp! 00:57:33.317 --> 00:57:36.351 Because of you we're always getting beaten up. 00:57:36.517 --> 00:57:40.096 We have nothing to show, no murder, no rapes, no arson, no theft. No nothing... 00:57:40.211 --> 00:57:42.717 I know all that because you can't get your fat ass in gear. 00:57:42.886 --> 00:57:46.050 What have I done to deserve you as a partner! 00:57:47.430 --> 00:57:48.707 Lets go! 00:57:58.436 --> 00:57:59.997 This is a stickup! Where is the money? 00:58:04.709 --> 00:58:06.814 Where is the money? Give it to me 00:58:08.358 --> 00:58:11.398 Don't look at me like that I mean it! 00:58:15.143 --> 00:58:19.673 I have killed people for less! Now get the money. Go on! 00:58:36.649 --> 00:58:38.242 It's in here. 00:59:15.032 --> 00:59:16.788 Let her go! 00:59:31.253 --> 00:59:36.027 A total idiot and a deaf mute! What a bunch of losers. 01:00:19.477 --> 01:00:22.739 Leave me alone! your just dead weight! 01:00:23.477 --> 01:00:29.066 Here take this. Go home and raise pigs. That is where you belong. 01:00:33.078 --> 01:00:34.507 Go on, before I kill you. 01:01:23.915 --> 01:01:27.277 Hey kid! Hey what's your name! 01:01:35.886 --> 01:01:39.181 There you go, buy yourself some new clothes. You're now a member of, The Axe gang! 01:01:39.341 --> 01:01:43.019 - Are you serious? - Yes and there's someone back here waiting for you. 01:01:50.527 --> 01:01:51.070 Brother Sum! 01:01:51.189 --> 01:01:55.499 When I first saw you, I knew you'd be a courageous man of many talents. 01:01:56.416 --> 01:01:57.364 Aha! 01:01:57.535 --> 01:01:59.259 Looking for an opportunity. 01:02:00.000 --> 01:02:01.015 Right! 01:02:01.184 --> 01:02:02.777 I have an assignment for you. 01:02:02.944 --> 01:02:04.438 For you I would eat fire! 01:02:22.531 --> 01:02:26.546 "Research for abnormal development." What's that? 01:02:26.880 --> 01:02:28.403 A nut-house, for crazies. 01:02:34.173 --> 01:02:35.351 What is the army doing there! 01:02:35.517 --> 01:02:37.175 those are not soldiers. They, Boy Scouts! 01:02:37.341 --> 01:02:38.290 With tanks! 01:02:38.461 --> 01:02:40.349 Forget it, they are just models. 01:02:40.509 --> 01:02:44.910 Now when those scouts change the guards, five minutes is all you will have. 01:02:45.099 --> 01:02:47.802 You must follow these arrows. to the last cell. when you find it... 01:02:47.994 --> 01:02:53.568 Force the door and get the man in there out. Here's your tool kit, five minutes. Now go! 01:02:59.545 --> 01:03:00.974 What about you? 01:03:01.146 --> 01:03:03.055 We will be your lookouts, ofcourse. 01:03:13.947 --> 01:03:15.856 You have five minutes. Get on with it! 01:05:30.564 --> 01:05:35.201 The world's finest killer, the Beast himself is clearly dressed to suit his reputation! 01:05:36.197 --> 01:05:38.433 That is only a label. Do not worry. 01:05:38.597 --> 01:05:41.913 We want two people killed and your the one who's going to do it. Now what do you charge. 01:05:42.437 --> 01:05:43.899 What do I charge? 01:05:46.181 --> 01:05:51.233 I've killed so many over the years so many just trying to find a worthy adversary. 01:05:51.558 --> 01:05:55.594 That's why I stay in my cell, because there was know one out there. 01:05:56.646 --> 01:06:00.237 I would have escaped long ago if I had found someone... If you 01:05:59.547 --> 01:06:04.155 find me such an opponent. Then young friend. 01:06:04.365 --> 01:06:06.433 I will make you an offer you cannot refuse. 01:06:06.594 --> 01:06:08.798 ...I will do it for free. 01:06:09.771 --> 01:06:10.884 Do you have someone? 01:06:11.052 --> 01:06:16.071 Yes. We have just what you are looking for, the very best. This is gonna be the fight of the century. 01:06:16.236 --> 01:06:18.472 Would you mind demonstrating some of your technique. 01:06:18.636 --> 01:06:21.571 Not that we don't trust you. We just want to see what we are buying. 01:06:21.932 --> 01:06:26.024 You fools are not worthy. I am just wasting my time here. 01:06:30.350 --> 01:06:32.943 - Yes boss - He looks like refuge. 01:06:33.814 --> 01:06:39.160 I agree, those sandals look totally worn out. But a change of clothes will make him look quite respectable. 01:06:39.466 --> 01:06:41.409 Are you sure you brought the right one? 01:06:40.951 --> 01:06:44.148 Oh yes boss, I am certain. I swear I followed your order to the letter. 01:06:46.905 --> 01:06:50.260 Mr Beast, please show us a sample of your technique. My career's on the line. 01:06:50.260 --> 01:06:51.821 What do I care. 01:06:52.771 --> 01:06:55.281 Okay old man, you see this? 01:06:55.778 --> 01:06:57.912 Have you ever gone up against a fist this big, 01:06:58.075 --> 01:07:01.075 I am almost afraid to use it? Do you realise the danger your in. 01:07:01.243 --> 01:07:03.098 Really? Try me, then. 01:07:06.779 --> 01:07:08.852 See what I mean, is he conscious. 01:07:14.396 --> 01:07:17.252 Aha, and you say you can fight? 01:07:18.204 --> 01:07:19.153 Harder! 01:07:19.997 --> 01:07:20.945 Harder! 01:07:24.061 --> 01:07:25.337 Much harder! 01:07:28.652 --> 01:07:32.001 If that is all you have to offer, how can you call yourself a gangster? 01:07:36.580 --> 01:07:38.224 Do they make this for men! 01:08:05.203 --> 01:08:09.959 In the world of kung-fu, speed determines the winner. 01:08:14.260 --> 01:08:17.043 That leaves no doubt, about who our honoured guest is. 01:08:17.301 --> 01:08:20.814 Your skill is unique. The Axe Gang offers its respect! 01:09:02.525 --> 01:09:05.481 The three true masters of, kung-fu! 01:09:06.981 --> 01:09:10.337 Only the world's top killer, exerts an honour like that... 01:09:11.543 --> 01:09:12.968 ...it crouds the air. 01:09:13.343 --> 01:09:14.521 And what is that other aura telling me. 01:09:15.103 --> 01:09:18.287 Am I looking at the legendary tragic couple. The great... 01:09:18.749 --> 01:09:19.264 Young Beau... 01:09:19.995 --> 01:09:20.834 I'm the dragons daughter! 01:09:21.608 --> 01:09:23.201 It is a great honour to be here. 01:09:22.624 --> 01:09:26.830 We have come to eliminate, The Axe Gang... 01:09:27.550 --> 01:09:29.208 ...and only the Axe Gang. 01:09:32.136 --> 01:09:34.151 You should've killed me while you had the chance. 01:09:34.471 --> 01:09:39.304 But it is too late, now that you are here you are doomed to die. 01:09:39.463 --> 01:09:42.285 You are living on borrowed time. Your fate is sealed. 01:09:42.731 --> 01:09:45.385 We brought you a gift you cannot refuse! 01:09:45.810 --> 01:09:48.046 What is this? A funeral bell? 01:09:48.550 --> 01:09:52.334 Ha. With the beast on our side, we shall see for whom the bell tolls. 01:09:52.851 --> 01:09:55.661 Are you here on their behalf? 01:09:56.286 --> 01:09:57.699 Don't misunderstand me. 01:09:58.321 --> 01:10:01.203 The only thing I'm here for, is to kill the two of you... 01:10:01.615 --> 01:10:04.664 ...or for you to kill me, if you have what it takes. 01:10:07.180 --> 01:10:09.067 What is your opinion, dear? 01:10:09.228 --> 01:10:14.346 In this world good cannot exist, along side with evil. Such is destiny. 01:10:14.957 --> 01:10:18.653 Then that is the decision. Shall we? 01:10:19.117 --> 01:10:20.230 Okay. 01:10:21.709 --> 01:10:22.691 Let's dance! 01:10:43.157 --> 01:10:45.459 That's okay for starters. Now let's try again. 01:10:54.518 --> 01:10:57.268 That was much better, but you are still lacking precision. 01:12:16.825 --> 01:12:19.018 The Lion's Roar? 01:15:00.413 --> 01:15:01.591 Wait! 01:15:02.718 --> 01:15:07.356 Know body told me the, Lion's Roar could be done through a loud speaker! 01:15:07.519 --> 01:15:09.755 I concede my defeat! 01:15:39.682 --> 01:15:42.878 - Looks like his not upto it. - This is our big chance. Get them while they are down. 01:15:43.042 --> 01:15:43.991 You do it! 01:15:44.163 --> 01:15:47.533 - I'm gonna be sick. I need a doctor! - Go to hell! 01:15:51.299 --> 01:15:53.022 You! Come here. 01:15:53.987 --> 01:15:56.060 - Hit him! - Okay! 01:16:00.324 --> 01:16:02.147 - On the head! - Yes sir! 01:16:03.013 --> 01:16:04.671 - Hit him on the head! - Okay. 01:16:04.837 --> 01:16:06.561 - Now's your chance. - Right! 01:16:06.725 --> 01:16:07.805 - Go on! - I will! 01:16:07.973 --> 01:16:09.402 - Smash him on the head! - I will! 01:16:09.573 --> 01:16:10.784 - On the head! - I will! 01:16:10.950 --> 01:16:12.641 Beat him to a pulp! 01:16:14.630 --> 01:16:15.579 What was that? 01:16:16.294 --> 01:16:19.109 Do you want me to beat him to a pulp, or just smash him on the head? 01:16:19.270 --> 01:16:21.125 You are totally confusing me! 01:16:50.252 --> 01:16:53.122 Wow. A pretty big fist you have there. Carefull with that! 01:17:26.002 --> 01:17:27.844 Why did you hit me? 01:17:56.089 --> 01:17:59.286 Where are they? They are gone. 01:17:59.609 --> 01:18:01.682 Your completely useless. You let them get away? 01:18:07.546 --> 01:18:11.376 I cannot be defeated. Not in this world. 01:18:25.491 --> 01:18:27.597 Why did he try to save us? 01:18:27.763 --> 01:18:31.065 These young people often make mistakes when they are starting out. 01:18:31.930 --> 01:18:34.535 We must forgive them, if they make good in the end. 01:18:36.195 --> 01:18:39.908 Just look! Beaten to a pulp. The poor boy. 01:18:42.700 --> 01:18:45.415 Do you have a last request? just tell us. 01:19:04.799 --> 01:19:07.581 Wait, wait! What are you writing. 01:19:07.935 --> 01:19:14.613 I do not know this character. I cannot understand. Wait, wait. 01:20:09.109 --> 01:20:11.052 No one here! 01:20:15.638 --> 01:20:18.159 CHINESE MEDICINE 01:20:31.288 --> 01:20:34.158 It is truly a miracle, he has survived this long. 01:20:35.136 --> 01:20:36.578 Your herbs are playing their part. 01:20:37.819 --> 01:20:41.833 The herbs will help him along. But the key lies within his own body. 01:20:43.173 --> 01:20:45.531 All his bones are broken. His tendon's torn. 01:20:45.948 --> 01:20:47.973 It is amazing, he is recovering so quickly. 01:20:48.877 --> 01:20:52.105 Under normal circumstances this would be impossible, unless... 01:20:52.462 --> 01:20:53.957 Unless of course... 01:21:31.459 --> 01:21:32.921 You smell that? 01:22:06.944 --> 01:22:08.854 You must not smoke while you are injured. 01:22:10.272 --> 01:22:12.102 Let me deal with this. 01:22:26.723 --> 01:22:28.130 This makes no sense. 01:22:39.711 --> 01:22:43.606 Who would ever have thought, that the boy's chi-flo would be released 01:22:43.776 --> 01:22:46.231 by the Beast's thrashing. 01:22:46.431 --> 01:22:49.314 Right, still we should have noticed earlier. 01:22:51.136 --> 01:22:54.311 That he may be the greatest kung-fu genius, to ever come along! 01:23:04.798 --> 01:23:06.151 I wonder what I'd be up to next? 01:23:07.385 --> 01:23:09.678 So you're still alive, you traitor? 01:23:09.801 --> 01:23:12.103 Axes, forward! 01:24:06.779 --> 01:24:08.186 The toe crusher. 01:24:08.508 --> 01:24:10.929 That went out of style when I left kindergarten. 01:24:39.321 --> 01:24:42.770 Our son would have been, just about his age now. 01:24:42.938 --> 01:24:48.056 If he is willing to make the effort, he could surely become a doctor or a lawyer. 01:24:48.219 --> 01:24:50.936 More likely a great, kung-fu fighter. 01:25:54.144 --> 01:25:55.639 Not bad. Now what? 01:26:37.696 --> 01:26:41.271 Childs play. I can stop bullets... 01:27:51.706 --> 01:27:54.935 Huh. Isn't that the, Toad technique of the, Kwan Lun? 01:27:55.098 --> 01:27:56.244 I'm afraid so. 01:29:51.865 --> 01:29:55.640 Do you, remember the buddhist technique of the, Palm descending from heaven? 01:29:55.801 --> 01:29:58.835 The long lost art, we all thought was forever gone. 01:30:43.282 --> 01:30:44.558 I surrender! 01:31:46.371 --> 01:31:47.969 What's the name of your technique? 01:31:49.443 --> 01:31:51.515 Do you want to learn? I will teach you. 01:32:04.068 --> 01:32:05.345 Master! 01:33:16.172 --> 01:33:21.214 Hey! Tell your son not to smear his snot on the glass. 01:33:22.597 --> 01:33:25.085 You two. 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