WEBVTT 00:00:00.410 --> 00:00:20.410 ..:: ارائه شده توسط وب سايت بلبل جان ::.. ‏.:: www.bolboljan.net ::. 00:00:40.665 --> 00:00:42.124 On the count of three. 00:00:42.292 --> 00:00:46.003 One, two, three! 00:00:47.714 --> 00:00:50.632 Try the ring toss. Three for a quarter. Look how easy it is. 00:00:50.800 --> 00:00:53.093 There you go, a winner! 00:00:53.261 --> 00:00:57.014 And now, for my shocking finale. 00:00:57.182 --> 00:00:59.558 Not for the squeamish. 00:00:59.726 --> 00:01:03.020 Not for the faint of heart. 00:01:03.772 --> 00:01:08.067 I call my trick "The Jaws of Death." 00:01:10.028 --> 00:01:12.488 Now. Say it. Say it. 00:01:12.655 --> 00:01:16.283 Harold, use your awesome might to save me from this hopeless plight. 00:01:16.451 --> 00:01:18.952 No harm will come to you. Alakazam ! 00:01:26.419 --> 00:01:28.212 Help me! Help me! 00:01:41.059 --> 00:01:42.726 I'm going to be an actress. 00:03:34.672 --> 00:03:36.590 Hard to believe it was last Christmas. . . 00:03:36.758 --> 00:03:38.675 . . .that me and Harmony changed the world. 00:03:38.843 --> 00:03:42.638 And we didn't mean to. And it didn't last long, you know. 00:03:42.805 --> 00:03:44.139 A thing like that can't. 00:03:44.307 --> 00:03:48.143 Now that l'm in L.A., l go to parties. The kind where if a girl is named Jill... 00:03:48.311 --> 00:03:50.771 ...she spells it J-Y-L-L-E, that bullshit. 00:03:51.397 --> 00:03:55.692 That's me there. My name's Harry Lockhart, l'll be your narrator. 00:03:55.860 --> 00:03:57.236 Welcome to L.A. 00:03:57.403 --> 00:03:58.737 Welcome to the party. 00:04:12.543 --> 00:04:16.004 The guy smoking, that's Dabney Shaw, my producer. He discovered me. 00:04:16.172 --> 00:04:20.342 The man with him is Perry Van Shrike, a.k.a. Gay Perry. 00:04:20.510 --> 00:04:24.096 Honest-to-God private eye, consults in film, TV. Just incorporated. 00:04:24.264 --> 00:04:26.682 He's bigtime. Also, he's gay. 00:04:26.849 --> 00:04:28.183 Don't start, Perry, huh? 00:04:28.351 --> 00:04:31.353 I seen you play ball. You're tough. But you see a naked guy. . . 00:04:31.521 --> 00:04:33.188 . . .your brain says, "I want that." 00:04:33.356 --> 00:04:36.733 I don't make that leap. It's like, "Look, there's an elephant. Quick. . . 00:04:36.901 --> 00:04:39.736 . . . let's drain its blood to paint my boathouse." 00:04:39.904 --> 00:04:42.864 It's just that that's not the first thing you think of. 00:04:43.032 --> 00:04:44.700 L.A. 00:04:44.867 --> 00:04:47.828 By now you may wonder how l wound up here, or maybe not. 00:04:47.996 --> 00:04:51.081 Maybe you wonder how Silly Putty picks shit up from comic books. 00:04:51.249 --> 00:04:54.293 Point is, I don't see another goddamn narrator, so pipe down. 00:04:54.460 --> 00:04:57.296 How did l get here? See for yourself. 00:05:04.679 --> 00:05:06.930 Chloe, just run the name by me one more time. . . 00:05:07.098 --> 00:05:09.016 . . . because I must be missing something. 00:05:09.183 --> 00:05:11.893 I'm going nuts. I've been through the store three times. 00:05:12.061 --> 00:05:14.813 Cyber Agent. C-Y-B-E-- Why don't you ask... 00:05:14.981 --> 00:05:17.649 -...an employee or something? -No, they're all busy. 00:05:19.235 --> 00:05:23.113 "Protocop, protector of man." Is that it? Protocop? He protects men. 00:05:23.281 --> 00:05:26.450 Uncle Harry, look around. There are signs. 00:05:26.617 --> 00:05:31.455 That show was cancelled two years ago. Just ask-- Wait, are they even open? 00:05:31.622 --> 00:05:34.499 Yeah, it's holiday hours. Look-- Get away from the window. 00:05:34.667 --> 00:05:37.085 --I gotta go, but I'll find this. 00:05:40.465 --> 00:05:42.549 -Great. -Shit, Harry, that shit went wrong ! 00:05:42.717 --> 00:05:44.718 -Give me the gun ! -No. Give me the bullets! 00:05:44.886 --> 00:05:46.845 Freeze! 00:05:47.388 --> 00:05:51.183 -You gotta be fucking kidding me. -We'll stand here and wait for the police. 00:05:51.351 --> 00:05:54.895 Drop the gun. We didn't do anything. We are not dangerous. Drop the gun. 00:05:55.063 --> 00:05:57.981 -Hey, lady, gun is not loaded-- -Ritchie, no! 00:05:59.067 --> 00:06:00.108 Richie! 00:06:00.610 --> 00:06:02.027 Shit! 00:06:07.116 --> 00:06:08.992 Oh, boy. 00:06:20.338 --> 00:06:21.588 Take it easy. 00:06:22.673 --> 00:06:25.926 Jesus. Oh, no, no. We're not ready for you yet, sir. 00:06:26.094 --> 00:06:29.221 -Go wait with the others. -Grace, do me a favor, let's take him. 00:06:29.389 --> 00:06:30.972 -He's ready. You're ready? -Ready? 00:06:31.140 --> 00:06:32.516 Okay, come on. 00:06:33.559 --> 00:06:35.394 You know the setup? Got any questions? 00:06:35.561 --> 00:06:37.938 He's got no questions. Look at him. Let's go. 00:06:38.106 --> 00:06:39.439 Let's read. 00:06:42.735 --> 00:06:45.445 -Where is he? Where's Raphael? -Where is he? 00:06:45.613 --> 00:06:46.947 Where's--? 00:06:52.370 --> 00:06:56.081 Beat up on me all night. You want me to give up my partner, you can go spit. 00:06:59.669 --> 00:07:01.878 Quit acting like the good guy, jerk-off. 00:07:02.130 --> 00:07:03.672 You got your partner killed. 00:07:04.424 --> 00:07:06.925 He was in over his head, you knew it. 00:07:07.093 --> 00:07:09.261 You may as well have pulled the trigger. 00:07:09.429 --> 00:07:10.971 You killed him ! 00:07:14.267 --> 00:07:17.853 No, I didn't-- I didn't kill him. He wanted in. 00:07:19.313 --> 00:07:20.647 Why--? 00:07:21.149 --> 00:07:23.150 Why?! 00:07:23.317 --> 00:07:25.610 I didn't want him to come in on it. He insisted. 00:07:25.778 --> 00:07:30.699 I said, "Stay at home." But he doesn't listen. He's such a stupid son of a bitch. 00:07:31.242 --> 00:07:32.742 I killed him, didn't I? 00:07:32.910 --> 00:07:36.872 Oh, fuck, this is my fault. I'm sorry. 00:07:43.212 --> 00:07:44.921 Sorry. 00:07:45.381 --> 00:07:48.383 Hey, good luck. 00:07:49.719 --> 00:07:52.512 See, this is what I'm talking about. Old school. Method. 00:07:52.680 --> 00:07:55.015 -Studio. -Brando. Put this in the pouch to L.A. 00:07:55.183 --> 00:07:56.516 Get Gay Perry on the phone. 00:07:57.101 --> 00:08:00.270 Now, get this, they're screen-testing me. ls that wild? 00:08:00.897 --> 00:08:03.440 One minute, l'm boosting Xboxes in the East Village... 00:08:03.608 --> 00:08:05.901 ...the next, l'm sipping champagne in L.A. 00:08:06.068 --> 00:08:07.903 -Hi. -Hey. 00:08:08.070 --> 00:08:09.488 So, what do you do? 00:08:09.655 --> 00:08:12.240 I'm retired. I invented dice when I was a kid. 00:08:14.035 --> 00:08:16.786 -How about you? -I do a little acting. 00:08:20.750 --> 00:08:22.250 I'm gonna see who else is here. 00:08:22.418 --> 00:08:24.628 Anyway, that's how l got to the party. 00:08:26.172 --> 00:08:28.757 Now, Harmony, different story. 00:08:28.925 --> 00:08:32.093 Some will tell you she got here on account of the giant robot. 00:08:32.261 --> 00:08:33.762 l'll show you that in a minute. 00:08:33.930 --> 00:08:37.057 But for me, robot-schmobot, she was destined to be here. 00:08:37.225 --> 00:08:39.017 Jeez, look at those stems, will you? 00:08:39.185 --> 00:08:42.270 Not that that's what constitutes why she should be here. 00:08:42.438 --> 00:08:44.231 Yes, racist. I'm serious. 00:08:44.398 --> 00:08:47.943 The other reindeer laughed at him. Then, out of the blue, they need him. 00:08:48.110 --> 00:08:50.070 He's as good as a fog light or whatever. 00:08:50.238 --> 00:08:53.490 You know what, so you tell me, how is it any different than: 00:08:53.658 --> 00:08:55.867 "Don't talk to Reggie, he's black. 00:08:56.035 --> 00:08:59.579 Oh, wait, he can play basketball. Sign him up." 00:08:59.747 --> 00:09:02.123 Rudolph, Reggie. 00:09:03.501 --> 00:09:06.836 Harmony Faith Lane was your typical L.A. girl, she wasn't from there. 00:09:07.004 --> 00:09:09.130 She grew up in a burg in southern lndiana. 00:09:09.298 --> 00:09:12.634 "When in doubt, cut up a pig." That was the town motto. 00:09:12.802 --> 00:09:16.846 Like most soon-to-be-fucked-up girls, Harmony was wicked smart. 00:09:17.014 --> 00:09:18.890 Of course, credit where credit's due... 00:09:19.058 --> 00:09:21.643 . . .she had a terrific mentor. No, not her. 00:09:21.811 --> 00:09:22.852 Him. 00:09:24.730 --> 00:09:26.106 "'Go to hell, Jonny Gossamer!' 00:09:26.274 --> 00:09:29.109 She poured herself into a seamless dress. 00:09:29.277 --> 00:09:31.820 From the looks of it, she spilled some." 00:09:31.988 --> 00:09:34.364 Jonny spoke from the pages of cheap paperbacks... 00:09:34.532 --> 00:09:37.701 ...and told of a promised land known as "the Coast"... 00:09:37.868 --> 00:09:41.997 ...and a magical city called Los Angeles. 00:09:42.164 --> 00:09:45.750 As the years progressed, she wished he was real. 00:09:45.918 --> 00:09:50.547 Wished that he would come to lndiana to save her IittIe sister, Jenna. 00:09:51.424 --> 00:09:55.385 You see, Papa was at her night after night. 00:09:55.678 --> 00:09:57.345 But Jonny never showed. 00:09:58.014 --> 00:10:00.682 And then the guy writing the books died. 00:10:00.850 --> 00:10:02.559 Age 1 6, she split. 00:10:02.727 --> 00:10:05.645 Took the bus to L.A., the promised land. 00:10:05.813 --> 00:10:08.523 She'd get rich and famous and then help little sis. 00:10:08.691 --> 00:10:10.025 Before he died. . . 00:10:10.192 --> 00:10:12.736 ...the guy who wrote the books said Jonny was a joke. 00:10:12.903 --> 00:10:14.904 He wrote it for money, and it was bullshit. 00:10:15.072 --> 00:10:18.408 Harmony ignored this. She knew better. I mean, who the heII was he? 00:10:19.076 --> 00:10:20.410 He was just a writer. 00:10:20.578 --> 00:10:23.121 And that's how she got to the same party as me-- 00:10:23.289 --> 00:10:24.914 Oh, shit. l skipped something. 00:10:25.082 --> 00:10:27.917 Damn it. This robot bit. l made a big deal, then l forgot. 00:10:28.085 --> 00:10:30.670 Fuck, bad narrating. Like my dad telling a joke. 00:10:30.838 --> 00:10:34.758 "Oh, wait, back up. l forgot to tell you the cowboy rode a blue horse." Fuck. 00:10:34.925 --> 00:10:38.595 l don't know if you want to see it now, but here's the fucking robot stuff. 00:10:38.763 --> 00:10:40.096 Can l say "fuck" more? 00:10:40.264 --> 00:10:42.807 Now back to Protocop, starring Jeff Neal. 00:11:08.084 --> 00:11:10.168 What the--? 00:11:13.714 --> 00:11:15.006 Oh, my God. 00:11:17.009 --> 00:11:18.635 Hey! 00:11:24.725 --> 00:11:28.228 Sources close to Neal, who has not worked as an actor in two years... 00:11:28.396 --> 00:11:30.563 ...say he seemed despondent earlier tonight... 00:11:30.731 --> 00:11:32.732 ...during a rerun of Protocop. 00:11:32.900 --> 00:11:35.860 The actor, who stiII retains a costume he wore on the show. . . 00:11:36.028 --> 00:11:37.487 ...allegedly dressed up... 00:11:37.655 --> 00:11:41.616 ...stumbled down the bike path and wandered into this Venice Beach house. . . 00:11:41.784 --> 00:11:46.413 ...where aspiring actress Harmony Faith Lane was shocked to discover him. 00:11:46.580 --> 00:11:49.874 l'd jog by, "Hi, hello," you know, that sort of thing. 00:11:50.042 --> 00:11:51.584 -Who's this? -l feel for the guy. 00:11:51.752 --> 00:11:54.129 This city can't get enough of messing with people. 00:11:54.296 --> 00:11:57.590 Like putting a whoopee cushion on the seat of an electric chair. 00:11:57.758 --> 00:11:59.676 -Like that. -They always do this. 00:11:59.844 --> 00:12:03.722 You can never see below the waist. It's like a Playmate in 1 964. 00:12:03.889 --> 00:12:07.100 It was always behind the bedpost or there's a shadow. You never-- 00:12:07.268 --> 00:12:09.978 What am I telling you for? Invite her to something. 00:12:10.604 --> 00:12:12.939 And there it was. Bingo. 00:12:14.150 --> 00:12:16.151 Destiny. 00:13:19.632 --> 00:13:22.300 You know what, you better be her doctor. 00:13:22.885 --> 00:13:24.803 Walk away. Don't think, just do it. 00:13:24.970 --> 00:13:28.807 What, are you her brother or something? It's none of your business, man. 00:13:30.434 --> 00:13:33.228 -I will fuck you up. -No, you'll try. 00:13:33.395 --> 00:13:36.189 And that little experiment will end in tears, my friend. 00:13:36.357 --> 00:13:40.443 So again, for the cheap seats, do not think, walk the fuck away. 00:13:40.611 --> 00:13:42.737 Or let's you and me go outside right now. 00:13:42.905 --> 00:13:45.323 It's past my bedtime. 00:13:45.491 --> 00:13:47.534 Make a choice. 00:14:03.300 --> 00:14:05.343 Asshole. 00:14:09.265 --> 00:14:11.015 You all right? 00:14:11.809 --> 00:14:13.601 Yeah. 00:14:14.103 --> 00:14:15.436 Thanks, bro. 00:14:15.604 --> 00:14:17.939 One day, I'll actually learn how to fight. 00:14:18.107 --> 00:14:20.441 -Perry Van Shrike. -Hey. Harry Lockhart. 00:14:21.777 --> 00:14:25.697 I heard about you. You're the whatchamacallit, the consultant. 00:14:25.865 --> 00:14:29.200 -You must be-- Anyway. . . . -Gay Perry? 00:14:29.368 --> 00:14:32.412 Yeah. Right. Dabney calls you that. 00:14:32.580 --> 00:14:34.956 -I guess you guys are old buddies. -Five years. 00:14:35.124 --> 00:14:37.292 Wow, five years. 00:14:37.459 --> 00:14:38.918 -Still gay? -Me? No. 00:14:39.086 --> 00:14:43.882 I'm knee-deep in pussy. I just like the name so much, I can't get rid of it. 00:14:44.550 --> 00:14:49.012 You should know better than to fall asleep at a party. There's freaks here. 00:14:51.390 --> 00:14:53.474 Dabney wants you to take detective lessons. 00:14:53.642 --> 00:14:56.269 -Come again? -For your acting. 00:14:56.437 --> 00:14:58.354 I've got surveillance tomorrow. You game? 00:14:58.522 --> 00:15:00.273 What's the person like? Crime lord? 00:15:00.441 --> 00:15:03.526 Please. I'm guessing some sad, lonely little man. . . 00:15:03.694 --> 00:15:06.863 . . .who single-handedly haunts his own home in the Hollywood Hills. 00:15:07.031 --> 00:15:09.365 That was incredibly gay. 00:15:09.533 --> 00:15:12.785 -Good God. Ouch. -Yeah, you should see the other guy. 00:15:12.953 --> 00:15:16.205 Harry, this is our generous host, Harlan Dexter. 00:15:16.373 --> 00:15:20.877 Ah, yes, of course. You're Dabney's golden boy from back East. 00:15:21.045 --> 00:15:22.795 I hope it isn't past your bedtime. 00:15:22.963 --> 00:15:25.381 No, sir. My mom used to say I had the neon disease. 00:15:25.549 --> 00:15:27.550 When the neon lights came on, I woke up. 00:15:27.718 --> 00:15:31.888 I'm afraid I'm similarly afflicted. My daughter just lived 1 0 years in Paris. 00:15:32.056 --> 00:15:35.642 She says it is heaven for the vampire set. 00:15:37.019 --> 00:15:41.898 If you'll excuse me, apparently I'm meant to help cut this monstrosity. 00:15:42.650 --> 00:15:46.486 Mom's gone, so it's just him and his born-again little bundle of joy. 00:15:46.654 --> 00:15:48.696 -Born-again? That's precious. -Isn't it? 00:15:48.864 --> 00:15:51.574 Three months ago, she was suing him over Mom's millions. 00:15:51.742 --> 00:15:53.785 He called her a-- Well, a bad word. 00:15:55.204 --> 00:15:58.831 Cunt. Welcome to Hollywood. 00:15:58.999 --> 00:16:01.709 Okay, l apologize. 00:16:01.877 --> 00:16:05.380 That is a terrible scene. lt's like, "Why was that in the movie? 00:16:05.547 --> 00:16:07.966 Gee, you think maybe it'll come back later, maybe?" 00:16:08.133 --> 00:16:11.094 I hate that. A TV's on, talking about the new power plant. 00:16:11.261 --> 00:16:13.012 Wonder where the climax will happen. 00:16:13.180 --> 00:16:17.100 Or that shot of the cook in Hunt for Red October. Sorry. 00:16:17.267 --> 00:16:19.727 Hi, thank you for coming. 00:16:19.895 --> 00:16:22.814 Hey, do you know that blond gal who just left? 00:16:22.982 --> 00:16:26.567 Oh, the one with the guy that beat the shit out of you? No. 00:16:26.735 --> 00:16:28.528 Bye, have a better night. 00:16:28.696 --> 00:16:30.947 She had something, that gal, this quality. 00:16:31.115 --> 00:16:32.740 Like the girl from high school. . . 00:16:32.908 --> 00:16:36.244 . . .the one that got away. You know what I mean? That haunts you still. 00:16:36.412 --> 00:16:38.371 -Yeah, I had that. -You did? 00:16:38.539 --> 00:16:40.790 Bobby Mills. 00:16:42.710 --> 00:16:44.877 Well, maybe you should try to get in touch. 00:16:45.045 --> 00:16:47.338 I got 5 bucks says you could still get him. 00:16:47.506 --> 00:16:50.800 Really? That's funny. I got a 1 0 says, "Pass the pepper." 00:16:50.968 --> 00:16:53.720 I got two quarters harmonizing on "Moonlight in Vermont." 00:16:53.887 --> 00:16:55.930 -What? -Talking money. 00:16:56.098 --> 00:16:58.266 -A talking monkey? -Talking monkey, yeah. 00:16:58.434 --> 00:17:01.769 Came here from the future. Ugly sucker. Only says, "Ficus." 00:17:03.188 --> 00:17:04.939 Detective lessons tomorrow. 00:17:05.107 --> 00:17:06.482 -Don't forget. -Okay. 00:17:06.650 --> 00:17:07.984 And Harry. . . . 00:17:08.152 --> 00:17:09.902 Come here. 00:17:10.070 --> 00:17:12.488 That girl, I know her. She's done some work for me. 00:17:13.365 --> 00:17:15.324 Try the Domino Room. 00:17:15.492 --> 00:17:17.160 Where's that? 00:17:34.261 --> 00:17:37.221 -Hey there. I'm Flicka. -Hey. 00:17:37.389 --> 00:17:40.308 -How are you? -Good. So, what do you do? 00:17:41.977 --> 00:17:45.354 -I'm a private detective. And you? -I'm a stewardess. 00:17:45.522 --> 00:17:47.315 -Really? -Yeah. 00:17:47.483 --> 00:17:49.650 -Well, nice to meet you. -That it? 00:17:49.818 --> 00:17:51.944 -Yeah. -Yep. 00:17:59.036 --> 00:18:01.913 Could I have a Jack and soda? Thanks. 00:18:02.331 --> 00:18:04.957 Evening. Harry. 00:18:06.752 --> 00:18:08.377 God, I'm sore. 00:18:08.545 --> 00:18:12.799 I mean, physically, not like a guy who's angry in a movie in the 1 950s. 00:18:16.845 --> 00:18:20.264 -Didn't I see you at a party hours ago? -Why? 00:18:20.432 --> 00:18:22.058 -Why what? -Why me? 00:18:22.226 --> 00:18:27.063 Seriously, why not the girl over there? Look, she's very pretty. 00:18:27.231 --> 00:18:28.564 Which one? 00:18:28.732 --> 00:18:31.109 On the leftt, next to Brazilian Billy Bob Thornton. 00:18:31.276 --> 00:18:33.361 Oh, that's a bit of a reach. 00:18:33.529 --> 00:18:36.072 I'm interrupting. I feel badly. What are you drinking? 00:18:36.240 --> 00:18:38.866 -Bad. -Bad? Sorry? 00:18:39.034 --> 00:18:40.701 -You feel bad. -Bad? 00:18:40.869 --> 00:18:44.247 "Badly" is an adverb. To say you feel badly says that the mechanism. . . 00:18:44.414 --> 00:18:49.127 -. . .which allows you to feel is broken. -Well, that one over there? 00:18:49.294 --> 00:18:51.129 Between-- Oh, God, nix, nix. That's-- 00:18:51.964 --> 00:18:54.715 -The blond. The blond's pathetic. -Because? 00:18:54.883 --> 00:18:59.595 For starters, she's been fucked more times than she's had hot meals. 00:18:59.763 --> 00:19:02.557 I heard. It was neck and neck, and then she skipped lunch. 00:19:02.724 --> 00:19:04.392 -Worst thing, though. . . . -Do tell. 00:19:04.560 --> 00:19:07.520 Worst thing is she's 35 years old and still trying to act. 00:19:08.021 --> 00:19:10.523 I see her at auditions all the time. 00:19:11.024 --> 00:19:13.860 -It's over, baby. You missed. -That's charitable of you. 00:19:14.027 --> 00:19:15.570 May I ask how old you are? 00:19:16.613 --> 00:19:18.281 -Go for it. -Okay, how old are you? 00:19:18.448 --> 00:19:19.824 -Thirty-four. -Yeah? 00:19:19.992 --> 00:19:23.661 -I'm a baby. -Where's your buddy? The guy you-- 00:19:23.829 --> 00:19:27.165 -The guy you left the party with? -He's a fucking asshole. 00:19:27.332 --> 00:19:29.375 I just needed a ride. Sorry, I swear a lot. 00:19:29.543 --> 00:19:31.544 -I know. It's okay. -Did you know the host? 00:19:31.712 --> 00:19:34.046 -No. -He looked familiar, though. 00:19:34.214 --> 00:19:36.174 Probably an actor. 00:19:38.177 --> 00:19:39.427 Go away, Mr. Fly. 00:19:40.804 --> 00:19:43.973 -I was talking to your friend. -She doesn't want to talk to you. 00:19:44.141 --> 00:19:46.642 Sunshine, she'll be back to you in a minute. Relax. 00:19:46.810 --> 00:19:48.686 She doesn't have a minute. 00:19:51.815 --> 00:19:54.650 Tell you what, if you change your mind about that drink. . . 00:19:54.818 --> 00:19:58.112 . . . I'll be over there with Native American Joe Pesci. 00:20:01.200 --> 00:20:03.784 -You are so. . . . -That was good, right? 00:20:03.952 --> 00:20:05.786 Why are you humoring him? Stop it. 00:20:05.954 --> 00:20:08.789 You know what, there's an empty table over there. 00:20:08.957 --> 00:20:11.959 I hear it's a recommended cheeseball hangout. 00:20:12.127 --> 00:20:14.503 Your mouth is a recommended place to put a sock. 00:20:14.671 --> 00:20:17.256 Princess. Scary friend. 00:20:18.258 --> 00:20:19.675 Goddamn it. 00:20:19.843 --> 00:20:23.971 Harry Lockhart, are you gonna recognize me or what? 00:20:24.139 --> 00:20:26.390 God ! Embrey, Indiana! 00:20:28.727 --> 00:20:31.145 Loves snakes, afraid of spiders. 00:20:33.065 --> 00:20:35.858 Come on, remember? You were Amazing Harry-- 00:20:36.026 --> 00:20:38.527 -No, no, no. Harold the Great. -Harmony? 00:20:38.695 --> 00:20:40.071 You cut me in half, remember? 00:20:40.239 --> 00:20:44.200 Oh, shit. Oh, my God. How are you? 00:20:44.368 --> 00:20:46.535 Okay, l was a bad narrator again... 00:20:46.703 --> 00:20:49.830 ...because the kid at the beginning, the magician, that was me. 00:20:49.998 --> 00:20:51.749 l don't want to put this on you... 00:20:51.917 --> 00:20:54.877 ...but if you've been paying attention, l shouldn't have to-- 00:20:55.045 --> 00:20:57.421 Great. No wonder. Ma and Pa Kettle. l got an idea. 00:20:57.589 --> 00:21:01.259 Why not put these two lame-o extras in front of the mammoth fucking lens? 00:21:01.426 --> 00:21:03.511 Boo. Scat. Fat lady, leave. 00:21:03.679 --> 00:21:05.972 See there? "Harold." 00:21:06.139 --> 00:21:08.766 Remember how l said this high school chick haunted me? 00:21:08.934 --> 00:21:10.977 How seeing Harmony made me think of her? 00:21:11.144 --> 00:21:13.646 That's because it was her. lt all came flooding back. 00:21:15.274 --> 00:21:17.233 How l was the one she confided in. 00:21:18.860 --> 00:21:20.278 While she was doing every other guy. 00:21:21.655 --> 00:21:24.323 lt was the first time l felt that how pitying someone... 00:21:24.491 --> 00:21:27.618 ...and wanting to fuck them can get all tangled up in your head. 00:21:27.786 --> 00:21:30.204 Overwhelming sadness. Meanwhile, you got a rodney. 00:21:30.372 --> 00:21:34.292 ls that sick? l think-- Yeah, I think that's sick. 00:21:35.294 --> 00:21:40.172 Leaving my sister back home, leaving her there all alone. . . . 00:21:42.259 --> 00:21:44.844 Hardest thing I ever did. 00:21:47.556 --> 00:21:51.559 Do you remember when we were real little. . . 00:21:51.727 --> 00:21:54.854 . . .and a movie crew came to town? 00:21:55.022 --> 00:21:57.982 That mystery flick with the guy, Jonny what's-his-name? 00:21:58.150 --> 00:22:00.026 -Gossamer. -Jonny Gossamer. Right. 00:22:00.193 --> 00:22:03.362 Your mom went nuts, and she bought all the books and stuff. 00:22:03.739 --> 00:22:07.908 -That was-- God, that was forever ago. -Yeah, that was back in the day. 00:22:09.244 --> 00:22:10.703 Harry. . . 00:22:11.872 --> 00:22:13.998 . . . I didn't get famous. 00:22:15.959 --> 00:22:17.793 Yet. 00:22:21.048 --> 00:22:22.798 I did. . . 00:22:22.966 --> 00:22:24.884 . . .get to do this one commercial. 00:22:25.052 --> 00:22:27.428 You're shitting me. Which one? 00:22:27.596 --> 00:22:30.097 Well, you know the one with the bear? 00:22:30.265 --> 00:22:33.642 And it goes-- Well, this is funny. 00:22:33.810 --> 00:22:36.729 -"I prefer Genaros, but--" -"But I'm a bear, what do I know? 00:22:36.897 --> 00:22:38.731 I suck heads off fish." That was you? 00:22:38.899 --> 00:22:41.734 -Oh, my God. -Yeah, it was. Yeah. 00:22:41.902 --> 00:22:43.611 -That's awesome. -Commercial. 00:22:43.779 --> 00:22:45.279 Come on, that's a big deal. 00:22:45.447 --> 00:22:47.531 -That's a national commercial. -Harry, stop. 00:22:47.699 --> 00:22:51.410 It's nothing. There was actually this kind of cool moment where I got. . . 00:22:51.578 --> 00:22:53.579 . . .to sort of do the wave. 00:22:56.416 --> 00:22:58.000 "I prefer Genaros." 00:22:58.168 --> 00:23:00.461 -Whatever, it's nothing. -It's pretty cool. 00:23:00.629 --> 00:23:03.464 -It's nothing special at all. -Well, I think it's special. 00:23:04.341 --> 00:23:07.009 Punk-rock Steven Seagal thinks it's special. 00:23:07.177 --> 00:23:09.762 Right there, at your 1 1 o'clock. 00:23:09.930 --> 00:23:11.430 That's dead-on, right? 00:23:11.598 --> 00:23:14.392 That's all right. I had him pegged when I came in. 00:23:15.310 --> 00:23:19.271 Come back to the hotel for a little while, just have one drink. Bring your friend. 00:23:19.439 --> 00:23:23.401 It'd just be a drink. You'll be home faster than you can say "Jack Robinson." 00:23:23.568 --> 00:23:25.778 I don't know about that. I can say. . . 00:23:27.197 --> 00:23:30.741 -. . ."Jack Robinson" pretty fast. -I'm timing you. 00:23:32.244 --> 00:23:34.286 Jack Robinson. 00:24:02.899 --> 00:24:05.651 -Do you have any idea what time it is? -I'm really sorry. 00:24:05.819 --> 00:24:08.529 God, you still look great. You're just stunning. I like-- 00:24:08.697 --> 00:24:10.489 -Why are you here? -Good question. 00:24:10.657 --> 00:24:13.075 Sounds crazy, but I don't remember what occurred. . . 00:24:13.243 --> 00:24:15.244 . . . between the hours of 2 and 5, a blur. 00:24:15.412 --> 00:24:17.496 -Really? Where's Marleah? -Marleah? 00:24:17.664 --> 00:24:20.374 -The girl you. . . . -Marleah fell asleep at my place. . . 00:24:20.542 --> 00:24:22.042 . . .and I didn't see you leave-- 00:24:22.210 --> 00:24:24.587 I left when you had your tongue down her throat. 00:24:24.754 --> 00:24:26.088 -I did? -Yeah. 00:24:26.256 --> 00:24:28.632 God. No, wrong throat, wrong woman. That's bad. 00:24:28.800 --> 00:24:31.051 Yeah, that's bad. You got 1 0 seconds, Harry. 00:24:31.219 --> 00:24:33.220 Oh, boy, pressure, pressure. I came here. . . 00:24:33.388 --> 00:24:35.890 . . . because I think you're intelligent and attractive-- 00:24:36.057 --> 00:24:39.518 That's plenty. Stop. Oh, my God ! I can't believe you'd come here. . . 00:24:39.686 --> 00:24:42.396 . . .to tell me you like me after you fucked my friend ! 00:24:42.564 --> 00:24:45.024 That's just it, I didn't. I believe that I did not. 00:24:45.192 --> 00:24:46.901 What? You said you don't remember! 00:24:47.068 --> 00:24:50.488 If I don't remember because I was drunk, how could I have gotten it up? 00:24:50.655 --> 00:24:52.656 I know this is outrageous and not normal. 00:24:52.824 --> 00:24:56.702 I'm not pretending that I'm normal. I just chickened out-- 00:24:57.162 --> 00:25:00.956 Moron. Why? Why? Why? 00:25:30.570 --> 00:25:34.031 And the plots, they all have this thing, this formula that was so cool. 00:25:34.199 --> 00:25:36.492 Seriously, I would go through one in a day. 00:25:36.660 --> 00:25:40.204 -A whole book in one day. Wow. -See, Gossamer would always take on. . . 00:25:40.372 --> 00:25:42.540 . . .two cases that were seemingly unrelated. 00:25:42.707 --> 00:25:45.042 One's normal and the other's some wild shit. . . 00:25:45.210 --> 00:25:47.461 . . .then you'd find out that they're connected. 00:25:47.629 --> 00:25:49.630 That it's all one case. 00:25:49.798 --> 00:25:51.257 That's the essence of the-- 00:25:51.424 --> 00:25:55.844 Yeah, I get that all the time. Would you mind not rooting around in there? 00:25:56.680 --> 00:25:58.138 It's tiny. Is this real? 00:25:58.306 --> 00:26:01.475 Yeah, it's a derringer. It's loaded. 00:26:01.935 --> 00:26:05.187 -I call it my faggot gun. -Because? 00:26:05.355 --> 00:26:09.441 It's only good for a couple shots, then you gotta drop it for something better. 00:26:10.819 --> 00:26:12.695 You asked, chief. 00:26:14.114 --> 00:26:16.198 On with our lesson. 00:26:16.908 --> 00:26:21.203 -My client is one Allison Ames. A-M-E-S. -Ames. 00:26:21.371 --> 00:26:24.582 Female. She hired me to do some video surveillance. 00:26:24.749 --> 00:26:26.333 -Is she a looker? -Oh, man. 00:26:26.501 --> 00:26:29.795 She opens the door, she got nothing on but the radio. 00:26:30.338 --> 00:26:32.339 Invites me to sit down, sits on my lap. . . 00:26:32.507 --> 00:26:34.842 -. . .fires up a smoke. -Really? 00:26:35.010 --> 00:26:37.511 No. Idiot. 00:26:37.679 --> 00:26:39.638 She hired me over the phone. 00:26:39.806 --> 00:26:42.850 -Paid for it with a credit card. -Okay. 00:26:43.018 --> 00:26:48.564 Rule number one: This business, real life, it's boring. 00:26:48.732 --> 00:26:51.108 -Do you have to smoke? -You want me to put it out? 00:26:51.276 --> 00:26:55.446 Yeah, soon as you find a large, brown clump of shrubs, just throw it in there. 00:26:55.614 --> 00:26:59.408 So you knew Harmony in high school. You said she dissed you. 00:26:59.576 --> 00:27:01.994 No, not really. She fucked every other guy but me. 00:27:02.162 --> 00:27:04.371 No, that's not true. She made one concession. 00:27:04.539 --> 00:27:07.041 She agreed not to fuck my best friend, Chook Chutney. 00:27:07.208 --> 00:27:09.501 He was my best friend, so she gave me that. 00:27:09.669 --> 00:27:13.422 -Well, that was nice of her. -Even if he asked, she said she wouldn't. 00:27:13.590 --> 00:27:16.467 Stay put. Be quiet. 00:27:16.635 --> 00:27:20.638 "Chook Chutney"? Yeah, he's gay. 00:27:35.862 --> 00:27:39.698 -What's wrong with his car? -Do I look like a mechanic? 00:27:41.660 --> 00:27:44.370 -Are we gonna follow him? -Where'd he go? 00:27:44.537 --> 00:27:48.040 He was right in front of us, then he cut in-- Where is he? 00:27:51.878 --> 00:27:55.297 What the hell. He's gotta be somewhere. He turned right in front of us. 00:28:01.221 --> 00:28:03.681 -Jesus! -Shit! 00:28:03.848 --> 00:28:05.349 Harry, come back. 00:28:05.517 --> 00:28:06.892 Harry. 00:28:07.060 --> 00:28:09.937 -There's no one in the car. Harry. -What? 00:28:10.105 --> 00:28:12.231 Harry, stop. 00:28:13.108 --> 00:28:15.234 -I think it's going down. -Wait, the sound. 00:28:15.402 --> 00:28:17.528 -Check the back seat. -No, get the keys! 00:28:17.696 --> 00:28:19.905 The keys! Get the keys! 00:28:25.412 --> 00:28:26.662 Perry. 00:28:28.623 --> 00:28:30.499 Perry? 00:28:31.835 --> 00:28:33.460 Shit. 00:28:36.756 --> 00:28:38.841 Perry! 00:28:41.970 --> 00:28:44.346 Where'd she come from? 00:28:44.514 --> 00:28:47.975 She was in the trunk. I had to shoot the lock to get it open. 00:28:48.143 --> 00:28:49.476 Oh, Jesus. 00:28:50.979 --> 00:28:53.063 God, what did they do to her face? 00:28:54.941 --> 00:28:58.736 -Is she dead? -No. She's resting her eyes for a minute. 00:28:58.903 --> 00:29:01.196 Of course she's fucking dead. Her neck's broken. 00:29:15.003 --> 00:29:17.421 -Hey, what the hell's going on? -Shut up. 00:29:18.506 --> 00:29:20.883 -Hey, we got a dead girl here! -Hey, shut up. 00:29:21.050 --> 00:29:23.510 Two guys in masks, and there they go. 00:29:23.678 --> 00:29:25.554 What the fuck is going on? This is bad. 00:29:25.722 --> 00:29:27.598 We gotta roll before the cops come. 00:29:27.766 --> 00:29:30.726 -Nix. We go right to the cops. -Exactly, to the cops. . . 00:29:30.894 --> 00:29:34.563 . . .who'll believe that she broke her neck before you shot her in the head. 00:29:34.731 --> 00:29:36.148 What? 00:29:36.316 --> 00:29:38.609 -Come on, we gotta go. -Oh, God. 00:29:38.777 --> 00:29:41.236 -We gotta go. Go, go, go. -Oh, God. 00:29:41.404 --> 00:29:43.155 Oh, God. 00:29:43.323 --> 00:29:46.241 -All right, we're out of here. -We gotta go, go, go. 00:29:46.409 --> 00:29:47.743 Where's my gun? 00:29:47.911 --> 00:29:49.745 -No, I-- -Give me my gun. 00:29:49.913 --> 00:29:51.413 -I got rid of it. -Say again. 00:29:51.581 --> 00:29:53.665 Threw it in the lake. You wouldn't, I would. 00:29:53.833 --> 00:29:56.502 I got priors in New York, so I can't be messing around-- 00:29:56.669 --> 00:29:58.462 -You threw it away? -It's evidence. 00:29:58.630 --> 00:30:00.964 -Watch it. Relax. -Okay, okay. No, I'm sorry. 00:30:01.132 --> 00:30:04.176 -I got a little nonplussed there. -This is crazy. I understand. 00:30:04.636 --> 00:30:07.095 -What is that? Is that a clue? -What do you mean? 00:30:07.263 --> 00:30:08.764 -Do you see that? -In the thing? 00:30:09.641 --> 00:30:10.974 What were you thinking? 00:30:11.142 --> 00:30:14.269 My $2000 ceramic Vektor my mother got me as a special gift. . . 00:30:14.437 --> 00:30:17.773 . . .you threw next to the car. What happens when they drag the lake? 00:30:17.941 --> 00:30:19.608 You think they'll find my pistol? 00:30:19.776 --> 00:30:23.362 Jesus. Look up "idiot" in the dictionary. You know what you'll find? 00:30:23.530 --> 00:30:25.113 -A picture of me? -No. . . 00:30:25.281 --> 00:30:28.742 . . .the definition of the word "idiot," which you fucking are. 00:30:30.620 --> 00:30:32.538 Bitch client. 00:30:32.705 --> 00:30:34.873 Hires me, has me witness a murder. 00:30:35.041 --> 00:30:37.334 -Can I use a dry towel? This towel's wet. -No. 00:30:37.502 --> 00:30:39.753 -This towel is wet. -The towel is for the seat. 00:30:39.921 --> 00:30:42.714 This was for your shoes. You handed it to me for my face? 00:30:42.882 --> 00:30:45.300 -This is wet. Can I use a dry--? -It's dirty. No. 00:30:45.468 --> 00:30:48.178 -Can I--? -No. Stop dripping. 00:30:48.555 --> 00:30:51.515 Shit better be improving your acting. 00:31:03.611 --> 00:31:05.237 -Get out. -Sorry about the gun. 00:31:05.405 --> 00:31:07.155 Whatever. Out. 00:31:07.782 --> 00:31:09.533 Go. Sleep badly. 00:31:10.410 --> 00:31:12.411 Any questions, hesitate to call. 00:31:12.579 --> 00:31:14.538 -Bad. -Excuse me? 00:31:14.706 --> 00:31:16.039 Sleep bad. 00:31:16.207 --> 00:31:19.209 Otherwise, it seems like the mechanism that allows sleep-- 00:31:19.377 --> 00:31:22.921 What, fuckhead? "Badly" is an adverb. Who taught you grammar? Out. Vanish. 00:31:25.800 --> 00:31:27.509 -I'll give you a buzz. -Die. 00:31:37.562 --> 00:31:39.438 That's all right, don't apologize. 00:31:39.606 --> 00:31:42.941 -Blow me. You forgot this. -Oh, thanks. 00:31:43.860 --> 00:31:45.986 -Hello? -l'm trying to locate Harry Lockhart. 00:31:46.154 --> 00:31:47.905 -Speaking. -l'm detective Sgt. Kale. 00:31:48.072 --> 00:31:50.198 Mind answering a question or two? 00:31:50.366 --> 00:31:52.451 Of course, no problem. Fire away, officer. 00:31:52.619 --> 00:31:55.954 Are you familiar with a woman by the name of Harmony Faith Lane? 00:31:56.122 --> 00:31:57.456 Yeah, what's this--? 00:31:57.624 --> 00:32:00.542 Are you aware of giving your number to Miss Lane recently? 00:32:00.710 --> 00:32:02.794 -On a slip of paper, perhaps? -No. 00:32:02.962 --> 00:32:05.964 -Are you sure? -Well, maybe she had my number. Why? 00:32:06.132 --> 00:32:09.968 We're required by law to treat every suicide as a potential homicide. 00:32:10.136 --> 00:32:12.262 Harmony Lane shot herself, sir. 00:32:12.430 --> 00:32:14.932 -Suicide? -Yes-- 00:32:15.099 --> 00:32:18.560 Hello? 00:32:21.481 --> 00:32:23.398 -I'll be goddamned. -Jesus. 00:32:28.696 --> 00:32:30.447 Don't blame yourself. Listen. . . 00:32:30.615 --> 00:32:33.867 -. . .sometimes these things just happen-- -For a reason. 00:32:34.035 --> 00:32:36.203 For a reason? Fuck that. 00:32:38.039 --> 00:32:41.041 Why? Because I fall off a building, 1 0 people in Baltimore. . . 00:32:41.209 --> 00:32:43.043 . . .survive a bus crash? 00:32:43.211 --> 00:32:47.547 Swell, they're enjoying Baltimore. I'm lying here with my brains out. 00:32:49.008 --> 00:32:51.051 I've been to Baltimore, you win. 00:32:52.553 --> 00:32:54.721 Listen. . . 00:32:56.516 --> 00:32:59.935 -. . . I'm really sorry. I gotta go. -Yeah. 00:33:02.188 --> 00:33:04.189 I gotta go. 00:33:06.150 --> 00:33:07.859 I have to go. 00:33:22.375 --> 00:33:25.377 Genaros. Pure drinking pleasure. 00:33:25.545 --> 00:33:28.547 l prefer Genaros. But what do l know? l'm a bear. 00:33:28.715 --> 00:33:31.591 l suck the heads off fish. 00:33:33.136 --> 00:33:34.928 Genaros. 00:33:37.390 --> 00:33:41.977 l was tired. l was pissed. l was wetter than Drew Barrymore at a grunge club. 00:33:42.145 --> 00:33:45.605 I needed a hot bath, a warm bed. 00:33:47.525 --> 00:33:50.068 But the night had other plans for me. 00:33:50.236 --> 00:33:52.279 -Oh, you did? -l got the Cyber Agent. 00:33:52.447 --> 00:33:55.365 -You got the Cyber Agent. -lt has all the cool weapons. 00:33:55.533 --> 00:33:56.992 You got Protocop coming too. 00:33:57.160 --> 00:34:00.912 It's gonna be worth more too because I think he's, like, paralyzed now. 00:34:02.665 --> 00:34:03.999 Son of a bitch ! 00:34:04.167 --> 00:34:08.462 See, l forgot, old Jonny, he always had two cases. Remember? 00:34:08.629 --> 00:34:10.213 How are you? 00:34:10.423 --> 00:34:12.215 Hey. 00:34:14.343 --> 00:34:16.261 She's gone, Harry. 00:34:16.429 --> 00:34:19.181 -Yeah. -She's gone. 00:34:19.348 --> 00:34:22.434 I know. Who? 00:34:22.935 --> 00:34:25.937 Fact is, she stole not only your credit card, but your ID. 00:34:26.147 --> 00:34:28.648 We're very sorry about the mix-up on our part. 00:34:28.816 --> 00:34:32.110 So are you willing to positively identify this woman as your-- 00:34:32.320 --> 00:34:34.237 -My sister! Yes! -Your sister was here? 00:34:34.447 --> 00:34:36.490 Oh, God ! God, we haven't spoken in years. 00:34:36.657 --> 00:34:39.201 She's never forgiven me for leaving her all alone. 00:34:39.410 --> 00:34:42.245 -I'm just gonna get you a blanket. -I don't want a blanket! 00:34:42.413 --> 00:34:44.122 -But you're shivering. -I don't care! 00:34:44.332 --> 00:34:46.458 You're freaking me out. Will you relax, okay? 00:34:46.626 --> 00:34:48.627 -Oh, God. -I'm so glad that you're okay. . . 00:34:48.795 --> 00:34:51.963 . . . but now, I don't know, you're making me more nervous. Sit down. 00:34:52.131 --> 00:34:53.548 -Okay. -Tell me what happened. 00:34:53.716 --> 00:34:57.219 Yesterday, Jenna, she got into my house, Harry. 00:34:57.386 --> 00:34:59.346 She must have been broke, I don't know. 00:34:59.514 --> 00:35:02.974 She swiped 200 bucks, a credit card, California ID, God knows what else. 00:35:03.142 --> 00:35:05.060 -Right. -Oh, God. 00:35:05.228 --> 00:35:06.812 -No more lies, Harry. -No. 00:35:07.021 --> 00:35:08.563 No. 00:35:08.731 --> 00:35:10.607 Are you a detective? 00:35:13.361 --> 00:35:15.320 -Are you a detective? -Who told you that? 00:35:15.530 --> 00:35:18.198 Flicka. Flicka. You know, my friend? She told me. 00:35:18.366 --> 00:35:19.950 She told me you were a detective. 00:35:20.118 --> 00:35:22.536 -If you are, then I really need your help. -Well-- 00:35:22.703 --> 00:35:24.371 That's empty, honey. 00:35:24.580 --> 00:35:29.334 Okay, I know this sounds crazy, Harry, but listen. Okay. Okay. 00:35:29.544 --> 00:35:33.213 -My sister's been living out here. . . . -Harmony's sister, dead. What the hell? 00:35:33.381 --> 00:35:36.800 What was she even doing here? The lady in the lake, now the sister. 00:35:36.968 --> 00:35:40.345 This was two corpses in three hours. Am l crazy? That's unusual, right? 00:35:40.513 --> 00:35:43.140 Yeah, looking back, l maybe should've told her... 00:35:43.307 --> 00:35:45.267 ...l wasn't really a nipple-- Detective. 00:35:45.476 --> 00:35:49.020 Detective. Sorry. l should've said something, but she wouldn't shut up. 00:35:49.188 --> 00:35:51.398 The card she stole from me was maxed out. 00:35:51.566 --> 00:35:56.153 Right before she died, she charged over $2000 on it. That's weird, isn't it? 00:35:56.362 --> 00:36:00.240 Sentron something. Some bullshit company! Plus-- 00:36:00.449 --> 00:36:03.785 Red flag, Harry. She took her birth control pill for the day. 00:36:03.995 --> 00:36:06.121 Why would she even bother with the pill, huh? 00:36:06.289 --> 00:36:09.332 She was murdered, Harry. She was murdered. She was murdered. 00:36:09.500 --> 00:36:12.127 Honey, all right. Relax, relax, relax. Okay, relax. 00:36:12.295 --> 00:36:13.962 Are you gonna help me, Harry? 00:36:14.172 --> 00:36:17.007 -I gotta check my schedule-- -If you're not gonna help me. . . 00:36:17.175 --> 00:36:20.051 . . . I need to get out of here, find someone that'll help me. 00:36:20.219 --> 00:36:22.596 -I just gotta check my schedule. -Can you help me? 00:36:22.763 --> 00:36:25.432 If you're not gonna help me, I need to find somebody else! 00:36:25.600 --> 00:36:28.518 -My caseload is pretty-- -Oh, Harry, thank you. 00:36:57.757 --> 00:37:00.008 Yuck, come on. 00:37:12.021 --> 00:37:14.856 -It was nothing. I didn't do anything. -What are you doing? 00:37:15.024 --> 00:37:17.442 -I didn't do anything. -You were grabbing my tit. 00:37:17.610 --> 00:37:20.153 No, there was a spider. There was a big spider. 00:37:20.321 --> 00:37:22.906 -Oh, please, whatever. -I swear to God. 00:37:23.115 --> 00:37:27.994 Look, I'll find it. I'll find the thing. Where are you? Fuzzy little bitch. 00:37:28.204 --> 00:37:31.623 -Whatever. It's okay, I believe you. -Clearly, you don't. 00:37:31.874 --> 00:37:35.210 Look, Harry, you grabbed my tit. It's life, all right? It's no biggie. 00:37:36.879 --> 00:37:41.007 No biggie? Guy grabs your tit, "That's life, no biggie"? 00:37:41.217 --> 00:37:44.261 I mean, what kind of talk is that? 00:37:44.428 --> 00:37:47.806 No, you tell me. What kind of talk is that? I can't believe you. 00:37:47.974 --> 00:37:50.976 I can't believe that that's the reaction that-- 00:37:55.815 --> 00:37:57.232 See there? 00:37:57.525 --> 00:37:59.067 Yeah. 00:37:59.277 --> 00:38:02.904 -I trust you. -Right. 00:38:03.114 --> 00:38:06.783 What is your problem? I'm letting you off the hook. You didn't do anything. 00:38:06.951 --> 00:38:08.535 No, but you thought I did. 00:38:08.744 --> 00:38:12.122 Do you get it? I'm on the hook. The hook is my home. Do you understand? 00:38:12.498 --> 00:38:16.751 Listen to me. I grab your tit, it's a fucking biggie! 00:38:16.919 --> 00:38:19.212 That came out wrong. But what I'm saying is. . . 00:38:19.380 --> 00:38:23.425 . . .you act like, "Oops, it's an okay lapse. You know, everybody does it." 00:38:24.176 --> 00:38:26.553 What the fuck kind of guys you hang out with here? 00:38:26.762 --> 00:38:29.431 I mean, are you the kind of girl who like, you know. . .? 00:38:29.598 --> 00:38:31.599 Who what, Harry? 00:38:32.852 --> 00:38:34.519 Who what? 00:38:36.814 --> 00:38:38.565 Forget it. 00:38:39.108 --> 00:38:41.526 I'm sorry, just relax. Just get some rest, okay? 00:38:41.694 --> 00:38:45.905 Okay, we'll start on your case tomorrow. All right? 00:38:46.073 --> 00:38:47.949 -Afternoon good? -Whatever, Harry. 00:38:48.117 --> 00:38:49.451 -I'm going. -Okay. 00:38:49.618 --> 00:38:52.996 -I'm taking some sweats, all right? -Yeah, anything you want to borrow. 00:38:53.164 --> 00:38:56.207 -I'll give them back. -Yeah. Yeah, anything in the drawer. 00:38:56.375 --> 00:38:58.335 If it's in the drawer, it's clean. 00:38:59.712 --> 00:39:01.046 Night, Harry. 00:39:03.883 --> 00:39:05.383 Harry? 00:39:06.719 --> 00:39:08.511 This is. . . . 00:39:08.679 --> 00:39:11.723 -This is really great. -Isn't it? 00:39:11.891 --> 00:39:15.226 -I'm leaving. -Yeah, some nice rest. 00:39:15.394 --> 00:39:16.728 Bye. 00:39:17.271 --> 00:39:19.397 Fuck oftf--! 00:39:19.899 --> 00:39:22.484 Say again? They gave her back? 00:39:22.693 --> 00:39:25.612 Yes. She's in my shower. I'm looking at her, for chrissake. 00:39:25.780 --> 00:39:27.906 That's impossible. They don't even know you. 00:39:28.074 --> 00:39:32.869 You're right. The body can't be here. This is all a dream. There's Elmo the elf. 00:39:33.037 --> 00:39:35.163 -Shut up. How did they get in? -I don't know. 00:39:35.331 --> 00:39:37.499 How am I supposed to know? Fire escape, maybe. 00:39:37.708 --> 00:39:41.461 Okay, first things first. We gotta move her somewhere. You got gloves? 00:39:41.629 --> 00:39:43.505 -Excuse me? -Gloves. Do you have gloves? 00:39:43.672 --> 00:39:47.759 You have to move her. If it's a frame-up, some asshole's calling the cops on you. 00:39:47.927 --> 00:39:50.762 Do this: Wrap up the body in a blanket, a sheet, anything. 00:39:50.930 --> 00:39:54.182 -Okay, any particular kind of gloves? -Yes, fawn. 00:39:54.392 --> 00:39:55.850 Will you fucking hurry? 00:39:56.018 --> 00:39:57.352 -Perry? -Yeah? 00:39:57.520 --> 00:39:59.604 -I peed on it. -What? You peed on what? 00:39:59.814 --> 00:40:02.524 I peed on the corpse. Can they do, like, an ID from that? 00:40:02.691 --> 00:40:05.568 -I'm sorry, you peed on--? -On the corpse. My question is-- 00:40:05.778 --> 00:40:07.445 No, my question. I get to go first. 00:40:07.613 --> 00:40:09.989 Why in poo-perfect hell would you pee on a corpse? 00:40:10.199 --> 00:40:11.991 It's not like I did it for kicks. 00:40:12.159 --> 00:40:14.911 You said this doesn't happen. This is your fault! 00:40:15.079 --> 00:40:18.331 Shut up and listen. First, we have to wrap the body. 00:40:18.499 --> 00:40:20.291 Second, you've got to find the gun. 00:40:20.501 --> 00:40:23.336 -Say this with me, "Find the gun." -Find the gun. 00:40:23.546 --> 00:40:25.213 Damn it, I threw it in the lake. 00:40:25.423 --> 00:40:28.591 Not my gun, idiot. They dropped the body on you, it's a frame-up. 00:40:28.759 --> 00:40:31.469 Then they also have planted a gun, trust me. Move it. 00:40:31.637 --> 00:40:33.972 I'll be there in four minutes. 00:40:52.283 --> 00:40:58.538 Caller specified room 71 4, some sort of brawl or something. Violent. 00:40:58.706 --> 00:41:01.833 Yeah, 71 4. Lockhart. 00:41:02.001 --> 00:41:05.587 -Let me get you the key. -Actually, it's not 71 4, it's 51 4. 00:41:05.754 --> 00:41:08.173 I was just up there, and it's really noisy. 00:41:08.340 --> 00:41:11.384 -Let's get the key. -Yep, pretty awful. 00:41:22.688 --> 00:41:25.231 -Don't answer that. -Yeah, duh. 00:41:25.691 --> 00:41:27.609 -That it? -No, that's the corpse. . . 00:41:27.776 --> 00:41:29.694 . . .from the last guy who stayed here. 00:41:29.862 --> 00:41:31.196 Fuck off. Was there a gun? 00:41:31.363 --> 00:41:34.365 Yeah, it's right here. Perry, sons of bitches made us, made me. 00:41:34.533 --> 00:41:37.702 I'm in town for two days, they know who I am and where to find me. 00:41:37.870 --> 00:41:41.706 -That's impossible. -Yeah, it's totally nuts. Back stairway. 00:41:43.334 --> 00:41:46.878 I forgot to tell you, Harmony's alive. She thinks her sister was murdered. 00:41:47.046 --> 00:41:48.880 -Come again? -Never mind. 00:42:04.647 --> 00:42:07.649 See, these dudes tonight, they see two assholes out of nowhere. 00:42:07.816 --> 00:42:10.235 -What do they think? -They think we know something. 00:42:10.444 --> 00:42:13.655 They panic. They got a body, they've gotta dispose of the evidence. 00:42:13.822 --> 00:42:15.740 In my shower? Come on, you said real life. 00:42:15.908 --> 00:42:20.245 -They were setting you up, dummy. -They're not setting me up. Shut up. 00:42:20.412 --> 00:42:22.664 You change your tune every five minutes. 00:42:22.831 --> 00:42:25.124 -Kiss me. -What? No, no, no. 00:42:28.629 --> 00:42:31.756 Check out Doris and Lucinda over here. 00:42:39.515 --> 00:42:40.848 These lessons suck. 00:42:41.058 --> 00:42:44.269 I quit. This is not being a detective. Corpses floating in lakes. . . 00:42:44.436 --> 00:42:48.481 . . . people kissing people. This is wrong. This is every shade of wrong. 00:42:48.649 --> 00:42:50.817 Somebody wanna fill me in? 00:42:52.111 --> 00:42:54.404 She thinks I'm a detective, so go along with it. 00:42:54.572 --> 00:42:55.989 -What? -Don't fuck me up. 00:42:56.532 --> 00:42:58.658 Hey. 00:42:58.867 --> 00:43:01.744 Do you know the cops are looking for you, Harry? 00:43:01.912 --> 00:43:03.246 -They are? -Yeah. 00:43:03.414 --> 00:43:06.416 I sent them to the wrong room. I didn't know what else to do. 00:43:06.625 --> 00:43:09.127 You did fine. Perry and I, we're just-- 00:43:09.336 --> 00:43:11.879 -Hiya, Perry. -We're just running, you know, a game. 00:43:12.047 --> 00:43:13.756 Perry, what do you call it? 00:43:13.924 --> 00:43:18.303 The old Bring Them In and Push Them Out. That's what we're doing. 00:43:18.470 --> 00:43:19.804 What's going on? 00:43:19.972 --> 00:43:22.890 Why are you and Perry nacking on each other? 00:43:26.604 --> 00:43:30.273 l sent her home believing, A, we'd meet tomorrow to go over her case... 00:43:30.441 --> 00:43:32.609 ...and, B, l wasn't actually gay. 00:43:32.818 --> 00:43:35.111 Do not ask me how l did B. 00:43:35.529 --> 00:43:37.405 Why didn't we just leave it there? 00:43:37.573 --> 00:43:39.866 Think, dummy. A 91 1 call from your hotel room. . . 00:43:40.034 --> 00:43:42.702 . . .all of a sudden, there's a corpse outside? Bad idea. 00:43:42.870 --> 00:43:46.331 Speaking of bad ideas, what's this about you taking on your own case? 00:43:46.498 --> 00:43:48.625 Of all the dipshit things to do. 00:43:48.792 --> 00:43:50.335 Killed herself, by the way. 00:43:50.544 --> 00:43:52.545 Killed herself. I solved your case for you. 00:43:52.713 --> 00:43:55.715 -Harmony's convinced-- -I don't care about-- Listen to me. 00:43:55.883 --> 00:43:59.177 -Little sis punched her own ticket. -Okay. Gotcha. 00:43:59.345 --> 00:44:02.680 All right, this looks good up ahead. Time to lose the luggage. 00:44:10.564 --> 00:44:12.273 Sorry, sweetheart. 00:44:12.441 --> 00:44:14.400 You deserved better. 00:44:25.329 --> 00:44:27.330 Before I left, I got her into foster care. 00:44:27.498 --> 00:44:31.167 I've never told you just how awful he treated her. My dad, I'm talking about. 00:44:31.335 --> 00:44:34.253 I'll tell you what, I take notes, in general. . . 00:44:34.421 --> 00:44:39.008 . . .so if you're just real specific, thorough and precise, that'll help. 00:44:39.218 --> 00:44:42.178 I remember only lying to her one time. 00:44:42.346 --> 00:44:43.763 I said to her: 00:44:43.972 --> 00:44:47.016 "Maybe the man who is living here is not your father." 00:44:47.226 --> 00:44:49.936 You told your sister she was adopted, yeah? 00:44:50.896 --> 00:44:52.355 No, I did one better. 00:44:52.523 --> 00:44:54.565 I told her her real father was an actor. . . 00:44:54.733 --> 00:44:57.276 . . .who was in the movie that came through town. 00:44:57.444 --> 00:45:00.196 -Jonny Gossamer-- -Jonny Gossamer movie. That's right. 00:45:00.948 --> 00:45:03.282 I told Jenna one day she'd go to Hollywood. . . 00:45:03.450 --> 00:45:06.327 . . .and she'd meet her famous, real father. 00:45:19.216 --> 00:45:22.176 She believed me, Harry, and she came out here looking for him. 00:45:22.344 --> 00:45:25.555 Okay, this is a bunch. I can start my. . . 00:45:25.889 --> 00:45:28.182 -. . . process, I guess. -Thank you. 00:45:28.392 --> 00:45:31.310 I'm on the case. Here is my card. 00:45:33.021 --> 00:45:35.732 -It's a magic card, so. . . . -Wow, "the Amazing Harold." 00:45:35.941 --> 00:45:38.985 -Just say "abracadabra." -What happened, somebody sue you? 00:45:39.570 --> 00:45:42.071 It used to be "alakazam" when you cut me in half. 00:45:42.239 --> 00:45:44.866 And, not to be picky, but it was "Harold the Great." 00:45:45.033 --> 00:45:48.703 No, I used to be great, now I'm amazing. Get with it. 00:45:50.122 --> 00:45:52.373 Hi, it's me. You hear anything? 00:45:52.583 --> 00:45:54.500 No, there's nothing in the papers, so. . . . 00:45:54.668 --> 00:45:57.336 I'm busy working on Harmony's case. 00:45:57.546 --> 00:45:58.921 What case? Leave her alone. 00:45:59.131 --> 00:46:02.341 News on Channel 5, just starting. Call me after. 00:46:03.177 --> 00:46:06.053 --a kidnapping gone wrong. lt is unclear why his daughter... 00:46:06.221 --> 00:46:08.139 ...was subsequently murdered or where. . . 00:46:08.348 --> 00:46:12.059 ...for she was almost certainly killed and then moved, police sources say. 00:46:12.227 --> 00:46:15.062 Veronica Dexter was reported missing yesterday afternoon... 00:46:15.230 --> 00:46:17.940 ...when she failed to greet her boyfriend at the airport. 00:46:18.108 --> 00:46:21.319 Miss Dexter recently made headlines when she returned from Paris. . . 00:46:21.487 --> 00:46:24.822 . . .and withdrew her multimillion-dollar lawsuit against her father... 00:46:24.990 --> 00:46:27.700 ...actor-turned-entrepreneur Harlan Dexter. 00:46:27.868 --> 00:46:30.036 Mr. Dexter owns the prestigious Dexter Clinic. 00:46:30.204 --> 00:46:33.790 His wife died last spring, prompting Veronica's return to the U.S... 00:46:33.957 --> 00:46:37.752 ...and a father-daughter reconciliation following years of estrangement. 00:46:37.961 --> 00:46:42.215 Veronica Dexter, 25 years old yesterday. Paul. 00:46:42.758 --> 00:46:44.759 We were just at that party. Are you telling me. . . 00:46:44.927 --> 00:46:47.553 . . .that the girl in the lake, that was Veronica Dexter? 00:46:47.721 --> 00:46:49.514 Positive ID, scars, dental records. 00:46:49.681 --> 00:46:52.308 -You talked to your police guy? -Yeah, not much there. 00:46:52.476 --> 00:46:55.353 The lab report came back, no sign of rape. 00:46:55.854 --> 00:46:57.230 Boils down to this: 00:46:57.397 --> 00:47:01.359 Veronica Dexter, yesterday afternoon about 4:30, left her home. 00:47:01.527 --> 00:47:05.238 Went off to the airport, pick up some dude, old boyfriend. Off she went. 00:47:05.405 --> 00:47:08.991 -That was the last anybody saw of her? -With a symmetrical, ungooshed head. 00:47:09.159 --> 00:47:10.660 Police ever find the car? 00:47:10.828 --> 00:47:12.954 No, genius, that was us. Remember? 00:47:13.163 --> 00:47:14.622 Oh, yeah, right. 00:47:15.082 --> 00:47:17.667 -The killers were at the party, Harry. -They were? 00:47:17.835 --> 00:47:21.045 -The killers were at Dexter's? -That's how they recognized you. 00:47:21.255 --> 00:47:24.423 It's getting too scary. You gotta bail. Get a flight out, today. 00:47:24.591 --> 00:47:27.718 But I got my screen test Tuesday. I'll go Wednesday. 00:47:27.886 --> 00:47:30.763 -You're not getting the part. -Fuck oftf. Don't be a schmuck. 00:47:30.973 --> 00:47:33.683 -I know it's a long shot. -You're not gonna get the part. 00:47:33.851 --> 00:47:36.435 You're not listening to me. You won't get the-- Harry! 00:47:36.603 --> 00:47:41.357 You're not gonna get the part, okay? Colin Farrell wants too much money. 00:47:41.525 --> 00:47:43.067 Do you get me now? 00:47:43.902 --> 00:47:47.488 Dabney, he unearths a discovery. New kid, works for cheap. 00:47:47.698 --> 00:47:50.116 Flies him out here, high profile, parties. . . 00:47:50.325 --> 00:47:53.327 . . .screen tests, detective lessons, all of it. 00:47:53.537 --> 00:47:54.871 You were just being used. 00:47:55.038 --> 00:47:57.707 Shave a couple million off of Colin Farrell's price tag. 00:47:59.626 --> 00:48:01.919 Sorry, chief. There it is. 00:48:02.629 --> 00:48:04.213 I'm not gonna lie to you anymore. 00:48:06.675 --> 00:48:09.802 I understand if you wanna take a swing at me. You fuck! 00:48:10.012 --> 00:48:11.721 You sissy bitch ! 00:48:11.930 --> 00:48:13.264 Stop. 00:48:13.432 --> 00:48:15.558 Don't bother asking Harmony out on your date. 00:48:15.726 --> 00:48:20.563 She wasn't very happy to find out that you're not a detective, that you lied. 00:48:20.731 --> 00:48:22.607 -You told her? -Pick those up. 00:48:22.816 --> 00:48:24.442 Pick them up. 00:48:25.569 --> 00:48:27.987 Why did you tell her? You didn't have to tell her. 00:48:28.196 --> 00:48:31.157 -I am an idiot. I thought we were friends. -We're not friends. 00:48:31.325 --> 00:48:34.744 -I was in trouble, you were there for me. -No, I was-- Stop speaking. 00:48:34.953 --> 00:48:37.705 I was there protecting my employer, Dabney. Hello. 00:48:37.915 --> 00:48:40.082 He pays me to insulate him from corpses. 00:48:45.797 --> 00:48:48.299 I'm not a nice man, Harry. 00:48:48.467 --> 00:48:50.927 Go home before something bad happens to you. 00:48:51.136 --> 00:48:53.471 -What, are you threatening me? -No, moron. 00:48:53.639 --> 00:48:56.223 Go home before the bad guys do something bad to you. 00:48:56.391 --> 00:48:58.309 Right, I get it. Fine. 00:48:59.311 --> 00:49:01.228 Merry Christmas. Sorry I fucked you over. 00:49:01.396 --> 00:49:04.565 No problem. Don't quit your gay job. 00:49:16.870 --> 00:49:19.997 Arriving passengers from flight number 758 from Denver... 00:49:20.207 --> 00:49:22.750 ...may retrieve their baggage at carousel two. 00:49:27.714 --> 00:49:30.800 Hey, Flicka. Hey, it's me, Harry. 00:49:30.968 --> 00:49:33.094 Remember me? What's up, honey? How are you? 00:49:33.261 --> 00:49:35.805 -She doesn't want to talk to you. -Oh, no, no. I know. 00:49:35.973 --> 00:49:38.474 Did you ever think maybe I don't want to talk to her? 00:49:38.642 --> 00:49:40.935 I just saw your really distinctive ears. 00:49:41.103 --> 00:49:43.312 You look different, but it's obviously Flicka. 00:49:43.480 --> 00:49:45.815 -Maybe it's you I'm interested in. -Is that true? 00:49:45.983 --> 00:49:48.943 Not really. Look, she must have a cell phone, right? She must. 00:49:49.111 --> 00:49:52.697 -Forget it. This is between you two. -Look, I got a ticket. I am leaving. 00:49:52.864 --> 00:49:55.658 I'm going back to the East Coast, and that's-- 00:49:55.826 --> 00:49:58.619 No? Come on, I just want to say something to her. 00:49:58.787 --> 00:50:02.581 Just anything before I split. I'm begging you. Come on, help me out. 00:50:02.749 --> 00:50:04.750 -I'm gonna regret this. -No, you're not. . . 00:50:04.918 --> 00:50:07.586 . . .and that is a very smart suit, by the way. 00:50:09.673 --> 00:50:12.174 -It's not here, that's funny. -What's funny? 00:50:12.384 --> 00:50:14.260 Nothing. It's just under her stage name. 00:50:14.428 --> 00:50:17.847 Oh, God. Everyone's got a stage name. What's her stage name? 00:50:18.015 --> 00:50:20.808 Ames. Allison Ames. 00:50:20.976 --> 00:50:23.185 Okay, well, I'll just write it down and then-- 00:50:23.353 --> 00:50:25.479 Hey! Say that name again. 00:50:25.689 --> 00:50:28.691 -Allison Ames. -Allison Ames. A-M-E-S. 00:50:28.859 --> 00:50:30.901 -That's her stage name. -I just said that. 00:50:31.069 --> 00:50:32.778 That's the name on her credit cards. 00:50:32.946 --> 00:50:36.574 -How am I supposed to know? -Fuck! Thanks, honey. Gotta roll. 00:50:36.742 --> 00:50:38.409 Later. 00:50:38.869 --> 00:50:43.372 You have reached the offices of Sentron, lnc. Leave a message. 00:50:43.915 --> 00:50:46.876 Newsflash, Perry. Your client, Ames, it was the little sister. 00:50:47.044 --> 00:50:48.794 Repeat, the little sister. 00:50:48.962 --> 00:50:50.880 That's where Harmony's 2 grand went. 00:50:51.048 --> 00:50:53.257 It's in your bank, you overpriced bastard. 00:50:53.425 --> 00:50:55.176 Her kid sister hired you. 00:50:55.343 --> 00:51:00.973 Do you get this? Your case and my case are the same fucking case. 00:51:01.516 --> 00:51:03.684 -Come on ! -Get out of my life! 00:51:03.894 --> 00:51:07.563 I'm at the airport, right, and I run into Flicka, and she says-- 00:51:08.774 --> 00:51:11.233 -Did I just cut off your finger? -Yeah. 00:51:11.401 --> 00:51:16.030 It's on the floor, to my periph-- I don't wanna see it. Pick it up, put it on ice. 00:51:16.323 --> 00:51:17.865 Thanks. 00:51:23.830 --> 00:51:25.706 You're a genius, Harry. You're a genius. 00:51:25.874 --> 00:51:29.251 Oh, my God, l'm so sorry l had to bail on you, but l had to go to work. 00:51:29.419 --> 00:51:32.046 l am going nuts here. l can't stop thinking about this. 00:51:32.214 --> 00:51:34.840 What's my sister's connection to Veronica Dexter? 00:51:35.008 --> 00:51:38.803 She predicted that murder, Harry. She sent you and Perry to that exact spot. 00:51:38.970 --> 00:51:43.099 That whole thing is wild. You know what else is nuts? You cut off my finger! 00:51:43.308 --> 00:51:47.353 Oh, God, Harry, I am so sorry about that. How is it? 00:51:47.562 --> 00:51:50.272 It's fine. It's all shut up. They gave me painkillers. 00:51:50.440 --> 00:51:53.275 -Where's Perry? We gotta find him. -Perry's coming by here. 00:51:53.485 --> 00:51:55.194 I'm working a party on Sunset Plaza. 00:51:55.362 --> 00:51:58.697 Remember you said the killer may have been at Dexter's party? 00:51:58.865 --> 00:52:02.868 -Well, that whole bunch is here tonight. -Honey, put me on the list, I'll drop by. 00:52:03.036 --> 00:52:07.331 I'll see if I can stir up the kettle, stick out my hat, see if anyone shoots at it. 00:52:07.499 --> 00:52:09.583 Maybe you could put the hat in the kettle. . . 00:52:09.751 --> 00:52:13.504 . . .and if they shoot at it, it'll ricochet. Harry, you sound trashed. 00:52:13.672 --> 00:52:15.464 Give me the address. I'm coming. 00:52:17.884 --> 00:52:20.219 l showed up mildly whacked on Demerol. . . 00:52:20.387 --> 00:52:23.180 ...thinking Harmony's theory wasn't so crazy. 00:52:23.348 --> 00:52:24.682 Hi. 00:52:24.850 --> 00:52:27.685 What if little sis had been murdered by the same assholes... 00:52:27.853 --> 00:52:29.311 . . .who offed Veronica Dexter? 00:52:29.479 --> 00:52:31.522 Remember? With the ski masks, those dudes. 00:52:31.690 --> 00:52:33.440 Then and there, I made a decision. 00:52:33.608 --> 00:52:36.902 lf it fucking killed me, l would not stop... 00:52:37.112 --> 00:52:39.655 ...until l got, like, two more Demerol. 00:52:39.823 --> 00:52:44.827 No, seriously, l was on the case. Harry Lockhart, L.A.P.l. 00:53:03.513 --> 00:53:05.139 -I got it. -What do you got? 00:53:05.307 --> 00:53:08.392 Just now. My friend Tiff does the video dubbing at Fox. 00:53:09.936 --> 00:53:13.022 -" Lord of the Cock Rings." -No, Harry, it's a fake label. 00:53:13.190 --> 00:53:16.775 Copyright infringement, she'd get fired. It's a Jonny Gossamer movie. 00:53:16.943 --> 00:53:21.071 If Jenna was hunting her mystery dad, this is where she would start, right? 00:53:21.239 --> 00:53:23.199 -Jesus, don't patronize me! -I'm not. 00:53:23.366 --> 00:53:27.077 -You're patronizing me. -No, I'm not. It's just a funny little buzz. 00:53:27.287 --> 00:53:29.788 I don't know if this guy's your boyfriend or not. . . 00:53:29.956 --> 00:53:32.875 . . . but when you were in the bathroom, he was checking me out. 00:53:33.084 --> 00:53:37.379 What? What is it out here with these women? 00:53:37.547 --> 00:53:39.924 Please, they're no different from anywhere else. 00:53:40.091 --> 00:53:43.886 They are. These are damaged goods, every one of them, from way back. 00:53:44.095 --> 00:53:47.431 Take a guy who sleeps with 1 00 women a year, go into his childhood. . . 00:53:47.599 --> 00:53:50.226 . . .dollars to doughnuts, it's relatively unspectacular. 00:53:50.393 --> 00:53:53.854 Now, you take one of these gals who sleeps with 1 00 guys a year. . . 00:53:54.022 --> 00:53:56.649 . . .and I bet you if you look in their childhood. . . 00:53:56.816 --> 00:53:58.859 . . .there's something rotten in Denver. 00:53:59.027 --> 00:54:01.111 -Denmark. -That too. But it's abandonment. . . 00:54:01.279 --> 00:54:04.240 . . . it's abuse. It's, "My uncle put his ping-ping in my papa." 00:54:04.407 --> 00:54:05.741 Then they all come out here. 00:54:05.909 --> 00:54:08.953 It's like someone took America by the East Coast and shook it. . . 00:54:09.120 --> 00:54:11.330 . . .and all the normal girls managed to hang on. 00:54:11.498 --> 00:54:15.417 Okay, everybody who hates Harry here raise their hand. 00:54:16.544 --> 00:54:20.381 -See that? Obedient little bitches too. -Fuck you ! 00:54:20.590 --> 00:54:22.007 Hey. 00:54:22.175 --> 00:54:25.803 Okay, you've got 30 of my fucking seconds, thrill me. 00:54:27.806 --> 00:54:29.139 All right, guys, cast list. 00:54:29.307 --> 00:54:32.017 Catch. That's the credit card my sister used to hire you. 00:54:33.436 --> 00:54:35.437 So who's in this cinematic milestone? 00:54:35.605 --> 00:54:40.442 -We got a Michael Beck, whoever that is. -He's the star of Xanadu, with. . . 00:54:40.610 --> 00:54:43.070 -. . .Olivia Newton-John and Gene Kelly. -Gay. 00:54:44.197 --> 00:54:45.531 -What? -Nothing. 00:54:45.699 --> 00:54:49.034 Perry, listen up. I know this is a long shot, but indulge me, please. 00:54:49.202 --> 00:54:51.578 We gotta lose the hat. I'm sorry, honey, I can't-- 00:54:51.746 --> 00:54:53.998 -God, I'm working ! -I know, but just forget it. 00:54:54.165 --> 00:54:57.918 Seriously, don't jump all over me. Just pay attention. Watch it, please. 00:54:58.086 --> 00:54:59.545 -That's Harlan Dexter. -What? 00:54:59.713 --> 00:55:01.964 -Who's Har--? What? -Look, that's-- 00:55:02.173 --> 00:55:04.800 He's 20 years younger, but that's Harlan Dexter. 00:55:04.968 --> 00:55:07.219 Always sees the inside of a police van. 00:55:08.930 --> 00:55:10.264 No way. 00:55:12.183 --> 00:55:15.311 This kind of makes sense. He had the Gossamer books at his house. 00:55:15.520 --> 00:55:16.854 Used to be an actor. 00:55:17.063 --> 00:55:20.482 I remember him now. 1 980. Oh, my God, I saw him like this. 00:55:20.692 --> 00:55:22.609 -Young. -Where? 00:55:22.819 --> 00:55:25.321 In Indiana. He was there with the movie crew. 00:55:25.488 --> 00:55:29.616 Remember, I told you he looked familiar. Oh, God, this can't be true. 00:55:30.118 --> 00:55:34.371 And your sister has to have seen this, so you know what it comes down to. 00:55:34.539 --> 00:55:37.374 You tell your sister a fairy tale about her real father-- 00:55:37.542 --> 00:55:41.086 And 20 years later, she comes out to L.A. hunting Harlan Dexter. 00:55:44.382 --> 00:55:47.176 I've got a surveillance in MacArthur Park. 00:55:47.344 --> 00:55:51.096 I gotta follow some chick around till midnight. Do not play detective. 00:55:51.264 --> 00:55:53.349 This is not a book. This is not a movie. 00:55:53.516 --> 00:55:55.309 We got it. Do you think I'm stupid? 00:55:55.477 --> 00:55:57.561 You wouldn't know where to feed yourself. . . 00:55:57.729 --> 00:56:02.649 . . . if you didn't flap your mouth so much. Yes, I think you're stupid. 00:56:03.568 --> 00:56:07.363 Harry, don't listen to a word he says, all right? We're getting somewhere. 00:56:07.572 --> 00:56:09.907 I'll call you tomorrow. I'm going back to work. 00:56:10.075 --> 00:56:11.075 Good. 00:56:27.759 --> 00:56:30.552 -Excuse me. -What's up, baby? How you feeling? 00:56:30.762 --> 00:56:33.430 -I'm just gonna-- -Come and take a walk. Walk with me. 00:56:33.598 --> 00:56:35.766 Great, this is fucking rich. 00:56:37.477 --> 00:56:40.145 Well, now, here we all are: 00:56:40.313 --> 00:56:44.191 -Ike, Mike and Mustard. -What the hell does that mean? 00:56:44.401 --> 00:56:47.236 I'm with him on this one. That's pretty fucking obscure. 00:56:47.404 --> 00:56:49.279 -I hear that all the time. -You do? 00:56:49.447 --> 00:56:51.657 -Yeah, sure. -Where? At the 1 942 Club? 00:56:51.825 --> 00:56:55.828 -Just because you didn't get it-- -Motherfucker, I could-- Slow your roll. 00:56:56.037 --> 00:56:59.331 This is bullshit. What will you do, take me out here? There's sec-- 00:56:59.541 --> 00:57:02.543 -Keep talking. Keep talking. -You wanna know who we are? 00:57:02.752 --> 00:57:05.504 I'm the frying pan, see? And my boy over here-- 00:57:05.672 --> 00:57:08.257 He's Mustard. I'm Mustard, baby. 00:57:08.466 --> 00:57:09.800 -Sure. -He's the fire. 00:57:10.009 --> 00:57:13.095 -Fuck you, Mr. Mustard. -Here we go. 00:57:13.304 --> 00:57:16.557 Now, me and my man, we're puzzled lately by your behavior, such as-- 00:57:16.724 --> 00:57:22.521 Such as why is a savvy, stand-up cat like yourself consorting with gay men? 00:57:23.815 --> 00:57:26.191 Frolicking in the lake together. What is that? 00:57:26.359 --> 00:57:28.610 You're the guys who were wearing the masks. 00:57:28.820 --> 00:57:32.072 -You don't ask the questions. -Don't ask questions. 00:57:32.240 --> 00:57:35.576 God, you just tore up my fucking finger! I just got this fixed. Jesus! 00:57:35.743 --> 00:57:38.662 I bet there's a doctor in New York, clear that shit right up. 00:57:38.830 --> 00:57:40.414 Clear it right up. 00:57:45.253 --> 00:57:48.046 L.A. don't want you no more, tough guy. 00:57:48.465 --> 00:57:50.132 All right? 00:57:51.718 --> 00:57:54.386 -How much further to the hospital? -Five minutes away. 00:57:54.554 --> 00:57:57.389 Talk to me. Our mascot, back in high school, who was it? 00:57:57.765 --> 00:57:59.808 Come on, Harry, stay with me. 00:58:01.519 --> 00:58:03.228 Whitey, the white knight. Whitey. 00:58:03.438 --> 00:58:05.647 I guess it's better than calling him "Knighty." 00:58:05.815 --> 00:58:09.485 Then it'd be Knighty Knight. Soon it'd be Toodles, and then Ta-Ta. 00:58:09.694 --> 00:58:13.280 -It's very emasculating. -Harry, that's them. Twelve o'clock. 00:58:13.865 --> 00:58:16.033 You said it's a black guy and a white guy? 00:58:16.242 --> 00:58:18.243 You're right. Get the plate, call the cops. 00:58:18.411 --> 00:58:21.455 -Let me find a pen. -No. Whatever. Watch the road. 00:58:21.664 --> 00:58:23.123 Are we slowing down? 00:58:23.291 --> 00:58:26.418 -No, I'm getting a pen. -Are you following them? Better not be. 00:58:26.628 --> 00:58:30.255 -Tell me you're not following them. -I'm taking you to the hospital. 00:58:30.423 --> 00:58:33.467 -Oh, shit. They're turning. -What? 00:58:33.676 --> 00:58:34.968 Holy shit. 00:58:36.387 --> 00:58:40.516 Perry's stakeout. It's a setup. They're going to MacArthur Park after Perry! 00:58:40.683 --> 00:58:43.685 Wait a second ! My finger's hanging off. We gotta move on this. 00:58:43.895 --> 00:58:46.563 We're gonna go save Perry, really quickly. 00:58:46.773 --> 00:58:48.357 Then we'll go fix your finger. 00:58:48.566 --> 00:58:52.194 It'll be like, "Hey, Perry, look out." Boom, back in the car. All right? 00:58:52.403 --> 00:58:55.322 -Cool? -Yeah. This is exhausting. 00:58:56.324 --> 00:58:59.034 Bingo. All right. All right, Harry. 00:58:59.244 --> 00:59:02.329 Twelve o'clock, that's them. One of them is on foot. 00:59:06.376 --> 00:59:11.004 God, Harry. Shit, if I leave the keys, can you take yourself to the hospital? 00:59:11.214 --> 00:59:12.798 -Oh, yeah, sure. -All right, good. 00:59:12.966 --> 00:59:15.342 -I got the gun you gave me. -You what? 01:00:12.317 --> 01:00:13.984 Perry! 01:00:15.612 --> 01:00:17.237 Now, where you going? 01:00:20.908 --> 01:00:23.076 No, no, no. Don't fight it. 01:00:24.162 --> 01:00:26.330 Let it happen, baby. 01:01:00.156 --> 01:01:01.990 Perry! 01:01:08.289 --> 01:01:11.416 Perry, watch out! Goddamn it, turn around ! 01:01:22.095 --> 01:01:23.970 Son of a bitch ! 01:01:31.729 --> 01:01:35.107 How about that, you fucking animals! Goddamn cocksuckers. 01:01:58.131 --> 01:02:00.132 -Perry. -Where the hell did you come from? 01:02:00.299 --> 01:02:02.509 -He got away. -It's okay. You did good. 01:02:02.677 --> 01:02:06.430 -I couldn't shoot him, Perry. Oh, God. -You did fine. You did fine. 01:02:06.597 --> 01:02:08.223 We gotta go now. 01:02:24.449 --> 01:02:26.074 Hello? 01:02:37.211 --> 01:02:39.004 Anyone home? 01:02:46.095 --> 01:02:47.763 Hello? 01:02:49.182 --> 01:02:54.102 Anyone home? I got an injury problem. Hello. 01:02:54.437 --> 01:02:57.689 All right, first things first. You've gotta ditch that car. 01:02:58.274 --> 01:03:00.233 I know, I know. I've-- 01:03:00.401 --> 01:03:04.654 I know you said that there was gonna be consequences, but fuck. 01:03:04.822 --> 01:03:06.823 I saw him shot to death. 01:03:06.991 --> 01:03:11.912 -I was scared. -Look, it's okay, yeah. 01:03:12.997 --> 01:03:16.666 We can absolutely talk about it, all right? 01:03:16.834 --> 01:03:19.211 Thank you. Thank you so much. 01:03:19.378 --> 01:03:22.047 It's nothing against your boss. I'm grateful. I just-- 01:03:22.215 --> 01:03:23.548 I spoke to him. 01:03:23.716 --> 01:03:26.551 You'll never have to go through anything like that again. 01:03:26.719 --> 01:03:28.470 I swear. 01:03:28.846 --> 01:03:30.931 Promise? 01:03:31.098 --> 01:03:32.641 Yep. 01:03:42.693 --> 01:03:47.405 Who are you? 01:03:49.242 --> 01:03:50.784 Who--? 01:04:34.412 --> 01:04:35.954 Well, hey. 01:04:39.125 --> 01:04:42.252 So you still here, huh, tough guy? 01:04:43.796 --> 01:04:45.463 Oh, you got a gun, I see. 01:04:47.133 --> 01:04:48.884 Well, damn, you are tough. 01:05:38.309 --> 01:05:40.143 Sorry. 01:05:53.532 --> 01:05:55.408 Fuck. 01:06:06.921 --> 01:06:08.922 Hey. Hey! 01:06:09.090 --> 01:06:10.215 Sit. 01:06:17.932 --> 01:06:19.933 -Yeah? What? -Where the hell are you? 01:06:20.142 --> 01:06:23.812 I'm with one of the kidnappers. One of them, anyhow. I shot him. He's dead. 01:06:23.980 --> 01:06:25.313 Come here, you fuck. 01:06:25.523 --> 01:06:27.607 Wipe the place clean and get out of there. 01:06:27.817 --> 01:06:29.317 I want to, but I can't. 01:06:29.527 --> 01:06:32.904 -So do it. -My fingerprint's here. The dog's got it. 01:06:33.072 --> 01:06:37.283 -No one's gonna dust the fucking dog. -He's got the finger, asshole. . . 01:06:37.451 --> 01:06:40.537 -. . .with the print part. -Get the finger, kill the dog, get out. 01:06:40.705 --> 01:06:42.747 Hang on. 01:06:42.915 --> 01:06:46.459 Shit. Well, I think. . . . 01:06:46.669 --> 01:06:48.712 I think we're safe. 01:06:49.296 --> 01:06:50.714 Harry? 01:06:51.549 --> 01:06:55.010 -Harry? -Hey, Perry, I shot a guy. 01:06:55.469 --> 01:06:57.887 I never did that before. 01:06:59.306 --> 01:07:01.057 Harry, listen-- 01:07:09.692 --> 01:07:12.652 --link to the items found in the Silver Lake home... 01:07:12.820 --> 01:07:15.405 ...to the kidnap-murder of socialite Veronica Dexter. 01:07:15.823 --> 01:07:18.241 Police theorize a falling out between the kidnappers... 01:07:18.409 --> 01:07:21.619 ...resulting in at least two deaths, and possibly a third tonight. 01:07:21.787 --> 01:07:24.956 So this evening, was it Jonny Gossamer enough for you? 01:07:25.124 --> 01:07:28.710 To tell you the truth, Jonny Gossamer always has a way bigger ending. 01:07:28.878 --> 01:07:31.379 There's always the part where the guy gets tortured. 01:07:31.547 --> 01:07:35.467 Yeah, tortured, sure. Then he usually breaks free and shoots, like, 1 6 guys. 01:07:35.676 --> 01:07:39.095 Yeah, 1 6 guys. It's always 1 6. That's funny. 01:07:43.309 --> 01:07:47.562 So this thing, it's over, right? They say the kidnappers are all dead, so. . . . 01:07:47.730 --> 01:07:50.315 Well, Harry, I'd be lying to you if I didn't say. . . 01:07:50.483 --> 01:07:53.026 . . .that I still didn't have a few questions. 01:07:53.194 --> 01:07:54.736 Harmony's sister. 01:07:54.904 --> 01:07:58.156 If she stumbles on a murder plot, why hire me to film it? 01:07:58.324 --> 01:08:01.367 -Why not simply go to the police? -Right. And I still think. . . 01:08:01.535 --> 01:08:04.579 . . .this Veronica Dexter father-daughter business is wanky. 01:08:04.747 --> 01:08:07.749 So the whole reconcilement thing? 01:08:07.917 --> 01:08:09.626 "Reconciliation," idiot. 01:08:09.794 --> 01:08:14.047 She comes back to the States, drops the lawsuit, moves in with her father. 01:08:14.215 --> 01:08:17.050 -Suddenly they're inseparable? -So, what are you saying? 01:08:17.259 --> 01:08:19.469 We're gonna, like, probe deeper? 01:08:19.678 --> 01:08:21.304 -Absolutely not. -What? 01:08:21.472 --> 01:08:23.723 What are you talking about? My sister paid you. 01:08:23.933 --> 01:08:26.101 -What, you're gonna bail? -Harmony. . . 01:08:26.268 --> 01:08:28.520 . . .do you want your sister's money back? Done. 01:08:28.687 --> 01:08:31.189 In the meantime, back off. 01:08:31.357 --> 01:08:33.233 Before you get me and Harry killed. 01:08:47.456 --> 01:08:49.124 Pardon me. 01:08:49.291 --> 01:08:51.459 Hey, I lucked out. They gave me the same room. 01:08:51.627 --> 01:08:54.129 -Lucky you. -It's pretty good. You wanna come up? 01:08:54.296 --> 01:08:57.173 No, I don't wanna come up. Why would I go up there? 01:08:57.383 --> 01:09:00.260 -They cleaned it. -The car is coming. I'm going. Jesus. 01:09:05.391 --> 01:09:06.933 You know what, Harry? Stop. 01:09:08.227 --> 01:09:10.103 Why'd you lie to me? 01:09:12.565 --> 01:09:16.025 It was an excuse to stay around you. So I think, in the realm of lies-- 01:09:16.235 --> 01:09:17.902 You are such a dumb-ass. 01:09:19.572 --> 01:09:23.032 -I am so not who you think I am, Harry. -And who would that be? 01:09:23.200 --> 01:09:25.869 You think I'm-- You think I'm amazing. 01:09:26.287 --> 01:09:28.580 You do. You think I'm so amazing. . . 01:09:28.789 --> 01:09:30.832 . . . because that's who I told you I'd be. 01:09:31.000 --> 01:09:32.584 Yeah, that was the game plan. 01:09:32.793 --> 01:09:35.461 -You know what? It worked. -No one else thinks so. 01:09:35.671 --> 01:09:38.965 -My opinion doesn't count? -No, it doesn't. 01:09:39.175 --> 01:09:40.550 Because you're new here. 01:09:40.718 --> 01:09:42.677 Look around, there's younger and better. 01:09:42.887 --> 01:09:45.263 I don't want younger and better, I want you. 01:09:45.472 --> 01:09:47.640 I'm such a moron. I'm sorry. You know what-- 01:09:47.850 --> 01:09:50.852 -It doesn't matter, I'm going. Look, just-- -I'm such an idiot. 01:09:54.315 --> 01:09:57.066 I steal shit. 01:09:59.695 --> 01:10:01.821 -Come again? -That's what I do for a living. 01:10:01.989 --> 01:10:03.740 I steal audio-visual components. 01:10:03.908 --> 01:10:07.243 I steal. I robbed a house. I stole this watch. 01:10:07.411 --> 01:10:11.289 It's a cool watch. It's got this little light thing. I stole this gum. . . 01:10:11.498 --> 01:10:15.001 . . .from the lobby, because it was kind of a rush. 01:10:15.211 --> 01:10:20.506 I've never finished anything that I've started my entire life. 01:10:21.967 --> 01:10:24.802 Not school, not marriage, nothing. 01:10:25.554 --> 01:10:28.932 And I have this thing where, like halfway in the middle, I just. . . 01:10:29.099 --> 01:10:30.892 . . .and I cut and run. 01:10:31.101 --> 01:10:34.062 Like the other night when you were all over me. . . 01:10:34.230 --> 01:10:36.397 . . .and you gave up and just went for it with-- 01:10:36.565 --> 01:10:40.235 Prime example. I switched to the ugly friend. Homely friend. She's not ugly. 01:10:40.444 --> 01:10:42.654 She's homely. 01:10:44.156 --> 01:10:47.450 Don't go. Please. 01:10:47.618 --> 01:10:49.327 Not yet. 01:10:49.495 --> 01:10:51.120 This isn't finished. 01:10:59.880 --> 01:11:01.256 -Turn around. -Why? 01:11:01.423 --> 01:11:04.133 -Just turn around. -What, my tag's out? 01:11:04.301 --> 01:11:07.762 -This dump have a bar? -Yeah. 01:11:08.055 --> 01:11:11.015 -Call me "Slick" from here on out. -That was such a good job. 01:11:11.225 --> 01:11:13.059 You snagged a ton of gum. 01:11:13.227 --> 01:11:16.354 -I mean, petty theft-- -Oh, Harry. 01:11:16.522 --> 01:11:20.441 I really didn't need that last shot of tequila. 01:11:20.609 --> 01:11:23.653 Oh, God. 01:11:37.001 --> 01:11:39.377 I just had a weird thought. 01:11:39.545 --> 01:11:43.214 Veronica Dexter. I saw the body up close. Hell, I carried the damn thing. 01:11:43.382 --> 01:11:46.759 Both times, the dress was soaked through, so it was transparent. So-- 01:11:46.927 --> 01:11:49.512 God, Harry, where are you going with this? 01:11:49.722 --> 01:11:51.723 No, no, no. It's just-- 01:11:52.391 --> 01:11:55.310 Perry said this chick was deep into the born-again bit. . . 01:11:55.477 --> 01:12:00.690 . . .so it's probably nothing, but just if she had on underwear. . . 01:12:01.442 --> 01:12:04.652 . . . I didn't see any. 01:12:06.905 --> 01:12:10.325 -I guess I'm taking the couch. -Yeah. Thanks. 01:12:10.492 --> 01:12:14.996 Or you can sleep here. But it would only be sleeping, Harry. 01:12:16.999 --> 01:12:19.792 If that's gonna frustrate you. 01:12:20.419 --> 01:12:22.295 Let's see. 01:12:29.636 --> 01:12:32.055 Oh, Harry. 01:12:33.682 --> 01:12:35.933 So long ago. 01:12:38.270 --> 01:12:42.398 Didn't really turn out the way we hoped, did it? 01:12:43.317 --> 01:12:49.322 I guess if I racked my brain, I could think of worse places to be. 01:12:51.658 --> 01:12:55.495 -Is that so, Whitey? -Whitey? 01:12:55.662 --> 01:12:57.830 -Calling me a knight? -Maybe, yeah. 01:12:57.998 --> 01:13:01.042 Except for the boner. That's not too knightly. 01:13:01.210 --> 01:13:04.379 The hell it isn't. Actually, it's nightly and most mornings. 01:13:10.886 --> 01:13:12.804 Fuck it, I'm not a knight. I'm sorry. 01:13:12.971 --> 01:13:15.473 I'm thinking-- I'm going nuts, so I think maybe. . . 01:13:15.641 --> 01:13:17.934 -. . .the couch is good. -What? Stop. Harry. 01:13:18.102 --> 01:13:20.144 Or I can keep drinking until it goes away. 01:13:20.312 --> 01:13:22.772 Harry, seriously, if you're at all uncomfortable. . . 01:13:22.940 --> 01:13:25.233 . . . I am more than happy to do something. 01:13:25.442 --> 01:13:26.943 -For chrissake, no. -Why not? 01:13:27.111 --> 01:13:30.238 I don't want you to offer it as-- Not, "It's a courtesy freebie." 01:13:30.447 --> 01:13:32.490 -You're so anal. -I don't want the backup: 01:13:32.658 --> 01:13:35.576 "Let me just give you a hand here". . . 01:13:35.744 --> 01:13:41.165 . . .as a kind of, like, default backup thing. 01:14:01.687 --> 01:14:04.897 You're gonna stop calling me. 01:14:05.065 --> 01:14:06.899 No. You know, that's crazy. 01:14:07.067 --> 01:14:08.901 I swear to God, this is it. 01:14:09.111 --> 01:14:11.654 You are the dream girl. You always have been. 01:14:11.822 --> 01:14:14.323 This is destiny. 01:14:14.783 --> 01:14:16.659 Okay. 01:14:21.915 --> 01:14:24.792 Before we do this. . . 01:14:24.960 --> 01:14:27.753 . . . I have a little confession to make. 01:14:28.630 --> 01:14:32.967 My best friend ! You said you were going to drop by his house, wave goodbye. 01:14:33.177 --> 01:14:35.636 I was leaving for L.A. I was never gonna see him-- 01:14:35.804 --> 01:14:37.472 -He looked sad. -He looked sad? 01:14:37.639 --> 01:14:39.974 -Yes, he did. -You slept with Chook Chutney. 01:14:40.184 --> 01:14:42.685 Fuck. For chrissake, Harry, it was forever ago. 01:14:42.853 --> 01:14:45.021 Come on, I was a different person back then. 01:14:45.230 --> 01:14:47.482 -You slept with Chook. Excuse me. -Come on. 01:14:47.649 --> 01:14:49.609 -Watch your hand. -Harry! 01:15:29.983 --> 01:15:33.736 -Yeah. -Harry, was she raped? 01:15:35.030 --> 01:15:37.031 The Dexter girl, was she raped? 01:15:38.033 --> 01:15:41.536 No, the ME's report showed no indication of rape stuff. 01:15:41.703 --> 01:15:43.496 You slept with Chook Chutney. 01:16:01.306 --> 01:16:05.226 Wake up. Harry, wake up. 01:16:06.687 --> 01:16:09.021 -Get up. -What's up? 01:16:09.189 --> 01:16:11.649 Harmony's in trouble. Get dressed. 01:16:11.817 --> 01:16:13.442 Let's go. 01:16:15.612 --> 01:16:18.906 Perry, it's me. Listen, this Veronica Dexter business stinks. 01:16:19.074 --> 01:16:21.284 l'm gonna go check on something Harry said. 01:16:21.451 --> 01:16:23.494 Call me. lf l'm right, you'll shit. 01:16:24.121 --> 01:16:25.830 -What did you say to her? -Nothing. 01:16:26.039 --> 01:16:29.083 -I don't get what's happening. -She solved this thing. 01:16:29.251 --> 01:16:33.713 That sly little minx of yours has solved this case, and now I can't find her. 01:16:33.880 --> 01:16:35.923 -You're worried. -You're not worried? 01:16:36.091 --> 01:16:37.800 Of course. If you are, I should be. 01:16:38.010 --> 01:16:39.802 Now, what did you say? Think. 01:16:40.012 --> 01:16:42.930 -You said something about the case. -Yeah. Yeah. 01:16:43.140 --> 01:16:44.807 What? 01:16:50.731 --> 01:16:53.065 l tell him about destiny. He's shaking his head. 01:16:53.233 --> 01:16:57.194 About dream girls, he doesn't care. l mention the underwear thing... 01:16:57.362 --> 01:16:58.988 ...he has a fucking conniption. 01:16:59.156 --> 01:17:01.198 And you? How about it, filmgoer? 01:17:03.118 --> 01:17:05.828 Have you solved the case of the dead people in L.A.? 01:17:05.996 --> 01:17:08.581 Times Square audiences, don't shout at the screen. 01:17:08.749 --> 01:17:11.459 And stop picking at that, it'll just get worse. 01:17:14.004 --> 01:17:16.964 -This won't take a second. -Right. 01:17:29.811 --> 01:17:32.521 Hi. How are you doing tonight? 01:17:32.689 --> 01:17:34.649 They gave away my crickets. 01:17:38.779 --> 01:17:42.907 Excuse me, you wouldn't, by chance, happen to have seen this woman? 01:17:43.075 --> 01:17:46.952 No. I don't like him. Kurt Cobain, he took my cricket. 01:17:47.120 --> 01:17:48.537 Of course. That's sad. 01:17:48.705 --> 01:17:52.041 Ma'am, I hope you won't be offended when I ask you. . . 01:17:52.209 --> 01:17:55.670 . . . if you're wearing anything at all underneath your hospital blues. 01:17:55.837 --> 01:17:59.507 Any undergarments. It's important. 01:18:12.437 --> 01:18:14.980 That's the clue. Veronica Dexter was a patient here. 01:18:15.148 --> 01:18:18.651 Private mental clinic, where even nice girls don't wear undies. 01:18:18.860 --> 01:18:21.987 How could she be here and meanwhile, she's out having parties? 01:18:22.155 --> 01:18:26.325 Think. First she hates her dad, then loves him. Has a lawsuit, withdraws it. Why? 01:18:26.535 --> 01:18:28.828 -I'll tell you why. -Oh, my God. 01:18:32.666 --> 01:18:35.126 Oh, my God. So it's two different girls, right? 01:18:35.293 --> 01:18:38.838 He stashed his daughter in here, and then he put the ringer on the street. 01:18:39.047 --> 01:18:42.174 He needs someone who looks like her to withdraw the complaint. 01:18:42.676 --> 01:18:44.468 -It's been 1 0 years. -This is nuts. 01:18:44.678 --> 01:18:47.054 -It's right out of a Gossamer book. -Of course. . . 01:18:47.222 --> 01:18:50.099 . . . because the guy who planned the crimes has all the books. 01:18:50.267 --> 01:18:54.812 He's read them all. They're in his house. Plus, he was in that piece of shit. . . 01:18:54.980 --> 01:18:56.731 01:18:57.691 --> 01:18:59.608 You're telling me the girl imposter-- 01:18:59.818 --> 01:19:01.986 A desperate man needs a replacement daughter. 01:19:02.154 --> 01:19:04.196 Along comes a girl, Harmony's sister. 01:19:04.406 --> 01:19:08.117 -Fresh off the bus, looking for her dad. -I'd say I found my imposter. 01:19:08.285 --> 01:19:10.453 Let's get out of here. 01:19:12.372 --> 01:19:15.374 -So where did she go from here? -Shut up, I'm thinking. 01:19:15.584 --> 01:19:17.042 By the way, this thing: 01:19:17.210 --> 01:19:19.211 Single gayest thing you've ever done. 01:19:19.421 --> 01:19:22.339 -Evening, gentlemen. -Hi, we are so incredibly lost. 01:19:22.507 --> 01:19:24.175 Mr. Van Shrike, hello. 01:19:24.384 --> 01:19:26.719 You look chilly. Come back inside. 01:19:26.928 --> 01:19:29.430 I'm from back East. I'm kind of digging the cold. 01:19:29.639 --> 01:19:33.434 -Fuck! He's the one who said it. -Or I can kill you here. 01:19:37.230 --> 01:19:40.733 Harry, I was thinking some more about this reality versus fiction. 01:19:40.901 --> 01:19:45.780 Like in the movies, when a guy sticks a gun at some schmuck's back and says: 01:19:45.989 --> 01:19:49.116 -"Let's take a walk." He's got a hostage. -I've seen that movie. 01:19:49.284 --> 01:19:52.787 In reality, the pros like about five feet of separation. 01:19:52.954 --> 01:19:56.832 That's so the schmuck doesn't take the gun back and make him eat it. 01:19:59.753 --> 01:20:02.254 Doesn't that suck? I just hit you for no reason. 01:20:02.464 --> 01:20:04.673 Watch it. 01:20:09.888 --> 01:20:12.556 -Tell us where Harmony is. -Fuck you, mary. 01:20:12.724 --> 01:20:15.810 You don't get it, do you? This isn't "good cop, bad cop." 01:20:16.019 --> 01:20:19.688 This is fag and New Yorker. You're in a lot of trouble. 01:20:19.856 --> 01:20:24.401 For chrissake, who are you protecting? It's all over. Dexter is going down. 01:20:24.611 --> 01:20:26.862 -Down. -I know about Veronica's lawsuit. 01:20:27.072 --> 01:20:30.324 I know Dexter was facing ruin. I even know he switched daughters. 01:20:30.492 --> 01:20:33.828 Which, for God's sake, actually did work for a while, till last week. 01:20:34.037 --> 01:20:36.622 -Then he had to kill her, huh? -Put a sock in it. 01:20:36.790 --> 01:20:39.124 -I'm asking a question. -If you ask questions. . . 01:20:39.292 --> 01:20:41.961 . . .then it seems like we don't know anything. Okay? 01:20:42.128 --> 01:20:45.047 And for the record, it was the boyfriend, the guy from Paris. 01:20:45.257 --> 01:20:48.884 He would've spotted the fake and said, "That's not Veronica." Am I right? 01:20:49.052 --> 01:20:51.178 -Fuck you ! -Exactly. 01:20:51.346 --> 01:20:53.973 So Dexter had Veronica killed, threw a dress on her. . . 01:20:54.182 --> 01:20:57.643 . . .dumped the body and walked away clean, except for one little thing. 01:20:57.853 --> 01:21:01.021 -Underpants. -One tiny little pair of undies. 01:21:01.231 --> 01:21:02.690 Yeah. 01:21:03.608 --> 01:21:06.902 You think that's funny, huh? I'm gonna break your nose now. 01:21:07.404 --> 01:21:11.073 I want you to picture a bullet inside your head. Can you do that for me? 01:21:11.241 --> 01:21:13.117 Fuck you. 01:21:13.285 --> 01:21:16.036 -Anyway, that's ambiguous. -Ambiguous? I don't think so. 01:21:16.204 --> 01:21:18.831 He means when you say, "Picture it inside your head". . . 01:21:18.999 --> 01:21:21.333 . . . is that "a bullet will be inside your head". . . 01:21:21.501 --> 01:21:24.336 -. . .or "picture it in your head"? -Harry, will you shut up. 01:21:24.504 --> 01:21:27.673 I don't know anything about a girl, seriously. I was bluffing. 01:21:27.841 --> 01:21:32.094 -I think that you are bluffing right now. -Harry, what are you doing? 01:21:32.262 --> 01:21:34.555 What I'm doing for the guy who likes to bluftf. . . 01:21:34.764 --> 01:21:40.144 . . . is I'm playing a little game called "Am I Bluffing?" Where is she? 01:21:40.353 --> 01:21:42.980 Where the fuck is Harmony? You want to play hardball? 01:21:43.189 --> 01:21:45.941 Where is the girl? 01:21:46.443 --> 01:21:48.027 What did you just do? 01:21:48.236 --> 01:21:51.697 -I just put in one bullet, didn't I? -You put a live round in that gun? 01:21:51.865 --> 01:21:54.658 Yeah, there was like an 8 percent chance. 01:21:54.826 --> 01:21:58.412 -Eight? Who taught you math? -Maybe it was more. I don't know-- 01:21:59.039 --> 01:22:00.789 Shit! 01:22:01.458 --> 01:22:03.417 -Hello? -Perry, is that you? 01:22:03.585 --> 01:22:05.586 -Hey, it's me. -Hi, Harmony. 01:22:05.795 --> 01:22:07.546 -What's going on? -Where are you? 01:22:07.714 --> 01:22:09.214 -At home. -You're at home? 01:22:09.382 --> 01:22:12.426 I just got back. I was in the Hills all day. Shitty reception. 01:22:12.594 --> 01:22:15.888 -You don't sound so good. -Why aren't you following your lead? 01:22:16.097 --> 01:22:18.098 Oh, forget it. It's just crazy. 01:22:18.308 --> 01:22:20.184 No, it's not crazy. Listen-- 01:22:20.393 --> 01:22:23.771 -lt's right out of a Gossamer book. -Don't talk. Listen. 01:22:23.980 --> 01:22:26.148 -Eight percent. -And you, stop multiplying. 01:22:26.316 --> 01:22:29.026 No, not you. Listen, call downtown. . . 01:22:29.194 --> 01:22:31.987 . . .see if Veronica Dexter's body has gone to the mortuary. 01:22:32.155 --> 01:22:34.531 If it has, see if there's a cremation scheduled. 01:22:34.699 --> 01:22:37.826 -Wait, Perry. -Call me back right away. 01:22:40.455 --> 01:22:43.207 Look, he was gonna kill you anyway. He said so. 01:22:47.087 --> 01:22:48.921 Cover him up. I'll get the car. 01:22:51.591 --> 01:22:54.551 -All right, that's pretty much all done. -Harry-- 01:22:54.719 --> 01:22:59.848 I got an idea. I say we take the son of a bitch Dexter down. 01:23:01.351 --> 01:23:05.354 To the racetrack and buy the son of a gun a drink. 01:23:05.522 --> 01:23:10.192 What do you say, Perry? Oh, fuck, no fair. No fucking fair. 01:23:10.360 --> 01:23:13.612 Aurelio, give Mr. Van Shrike a little pat down. 01:23:21.621 --> 01:23:24.164 Fucking maricón. 01:23:27.585 --> 01:23:30.045 Toss it here. Let's see who it is. 01:23:32.257 --> 01:23:33.924 We're in trouble. Dexter's got us. 01:23:38.596 --> 01:23:41.098 He just asked a carpet-cleaning service to save him. 01:23:41.683 --> 01:23:44.143 Sorry, kid. Good hands, though. 01:23:44.352 --> 01:23:47.396 Thanks. Used to be a magician. 01:23:47.939 --> 01:23:52.526 And for 39.99 we'll carpet up to three rooms in half the time. 01:23:52.694 --> 01:23:56.155 That's a $40 value. Act today. 01:23:59.284 --> 01:24:02.411 That chick in the casket, she won't even match up with that. . . 01:24:02.579 --> 01:24:05.622 . . . ringer you been toting around. You ever think about that? 01:24:05.790 --> 01:24:08.417 He did, Harry. That's why he's cremating the body. 01:24:09.961 --> 01:24:11.587 Yeah, you ready? 01:24:13.298 --> 01:24:16.300 Speak of the devil. Gotta go. 01:24:16.468 --> 01:24:20.054 Perry, nice to have known you. 01:24:20.722 --> 01:24:22.347 -Harry. -Harry. Yes, of course. 01:24:22.515 --> 01:24:23.891 Harry from New York. 01:24:24.100 --> 01:24:28.228 I hope you don't judge Los Angeles based solely on your experience tonight. 01:24:35.987 --> 01:24:38.655 I'm kind of scared here, Perry. 01:24:38.823 --> 01:24:41.200 Aurelio, why don't you give the kid a break? 01:24:41.367 --> 01:24:43.911 Do unto others and all that. It's Christmas. 01:24:44.079 --> 01:24:46.246 -Who else knows? -I don't know anything. 01:24:46.456 --> 01:24:48.707 I'm not even from here, you fuck-up. 01:25:01.429 --> 01:25:03.472 Mr. Dexter, the coffin's good to go. 01:25:03.640 --> 01:25:06.350 Okay, let's burn the bitch. 01:25:09.270 --> 01:25:11.355 You could zap his chest. It'd be easier. 01:25:11.564 --> 01:25:13.565 But we know why you gotta do it down there. 01:25:13.733 --> 01:25:15.943 You like looking at his johnson, don't you? 01:25:16.111 --> 01:25:17.903 Admit it, dude, you got it in you. 01:25:21.241 --> 01:25:25.744 Enough ! Look me in the eyes and tell me you've never been with a man. 01:25:25.954 --> 01:25:29.164 -Fuck you, maricón! Fuck you ! -That's what you want, isn't it? 01:25:29.374 --> 01:25:32.501 -You want to fuck me. -Stop helping. Stop helping. 01:25:32.710 --> 01:25:35.420 -If you are not gay, just say so. -Fuck you, maricón! 01:25:36.548 --> 01:25:39.508 -Look at him. He can't even say it. -Stop helping ! 01:25:39.717 --> 01:25:42.302 -Can't wait to have you as a patient. -Bet you can't. 01:25:42.512 --> 01:25:44.429 -This is what you want. Here. -Shut up! 01:25:44.639 --> 01:25:47.641 Take a look. You want some of this right here? Look at this. 01:25:47.851 --> 01:25:49.059 Just shut up! 01:25:52.897 --> 01:25:54.481 Yeah ! 01:25:57.110 --> 01:25:59.611 Homophobes never check there. 01:26:01.364 --> 01:26:04.741 Thank God you had a gun in there. I thought it was a gay thing. . . 01:26:04.951 --> 01:26:07.703 . . . like somehow you guys could do that. Sorry. 01:26:07.871 --> 01:26:10.914 -Are you okay? -Not really, no. 01:26:11.291 --> 01:26:13.917 Gentlemen, let's wrap it up and get out of here. 01:26:16.212 --> 01:26:19.464 -Who's driving? -I tell you what, I'll flip you for it. 01:26:19.632 --> 01:26:21.466 All right. 01:26:26.055 --> 01:26:27.973 -This way, come on. -Shit! 01:26:34.105 --> 01:26:36.523 -Yeah. -Hey, Harmony, it's me. 01:26:36.691 --> 01:26:38.692 Oh, God, how did you get away? 01:26:38.902 --> 01:26:41.570 I shot him with a small revolver I keep near my balls. 01:26:41.779 --> 01:26:45.574 I can't get to my car. We're near Olive and the freeway. Can you pick us up? 01:26:45.742 --> 01:26:48.577 l'm in a van with the body. l'll be there in 30 seconds. 01:26:48.786 --> 01:26:51.496 All right, be where I can see you. Be ready to move. 01:26:52.832 --> 01:26:56.627 Shit, they're on my tail. I gotta go. 01:27:07.555 --> 01:27:11.141 Right there. She's right there! Shit. 01:27:18.650 --> 01:27:39.711 Harmony! 01:27:55.353 --> 01:27:57.229 -Harmony! -Harry, don't! 01:28:25.925 --> 01:28:29.803 Come on, we gotta go. They're coming back around. Harmony's down there. 01:28:32.181 --> 01:28:35.642 Perry, what's wrong? 01:28:37.145 --> 01:28:39.104 Come on, breathe. 01:28:53.995 --> 01:28:55.954 Harry. 01:29:01.919 --> 01:29:03.628 Harold. 01:29:28.029 --> 01:29:29.863 Harold. . . 01:29:30.198 --> 01:29:33.533 . . . use your awesome might. 01:29:33.743 --> 01:29:37.245 Save me from this hopeless plight. 01:29:38.706 --> 01:29:41.333 Harold. . . . 01:30:31.801 --> 01:30:33.343 Harmony! 01:30:45.898 --> 01:30:49.526 Captain Fucking Magic. 01:30:55.366 --> 01:30:56.783 Come on ! 01:31:09.046 --> 01:31:10.464 No. 01:31:18.389 --> 01:31:21.391 There, all done. 01:31:22.810 --> 01:31:24.644 Finished. 01:31:34.071 --> 01:31:35.655 Harry. 01:31:38.117 --> 01:31:41.620 -Did you call me? -Harry, you're shot. 01:31:41.787 --> 01:31:44.206 No, no. Look, you want to see something cool? 01:31:46.876 --> 01:31:50.587 Cool ! This stopped the bullet, Harry. 01:31:57.887 --> 01:32:00.096 No, not really. 01:32:00.890 --> 01:32:02.432 Oh, Harry. 01:32:02.642 --> 01:32:05.268 Oh, God, Harry. 01:32:08.189 --> 01:32:09.814 Harry. 01:32:19.450 --> 01:32:23.954 -Hi. Welcome back. -Yeah. 01:32:25.873 --> 01:32:29.417 -How many fingers? -Put that cat down, because I'm allergic. 01:32:31.087 --> 01:32:33.838 You feeling okay? How's your. . .? 01:32:34.006 --> 01:32:36.341 -My what? -Well, your. . . . 01:32:36.551 --> 01:32:40.053 -Everything down there. -I can't believe he told you that. 01:32:42.557 --> 01:32:44.683 It's Christmas, where's my present, Slick? 01:32:44.892 --> 01:32:47.102 Your present is you're not in jail, fag-hag. 01:32:47.311 --> 01:32:50.063 Yeah, boo, hiss, I know. Look, I hate it too. 01:32:50.231 --> 01:32:53.650 ln movies where the studio gets all paranoid about a downer ending... 01:32:53.818 --> 01:32:57.696 ...so the guy shows up, he's magically aIive on crutches, I hate that. 01:32:57.863 --> 01:33:00.991 I mean, shit, why not bring them all back. 01:33:01.951 --> 01:33:05.954 But the point is, in this case, this time, it really happened. 01:33:06.122 --> 01:33:08.707 Perry, like, lived. Yeah, it's a dumb movie thing... 01:33:08.874 --> 01:33:11.501 ...but what do you want me to do, lie about it? 01:33:11.669 --> 01:33:13.461 So you found something out? 01:33:13.629 --> 01:33:16.756 Yeah. But you're not gonna like it. 01:33:18.342 --> 01:33:20.385 Dexter didn't murder your sister. 01:33:21.220 --> 01:33:25.223 That's crazy. He was using my sister to impersonate his daughter, Perry. 01:33:25.391 --> 01:33:28.101 Never happened. I talked to my police guy. 01:33:29.478 --> 01:33:35.692 The ringer was a girl named Mia Frye, 23-year-old from Glendale. 01:33:35.901 --> 01:33:38.320 When she wasn't impersonating Veronica Dexter. . . 01:33:38.487 --> 01:33:40.697 . . .she wore a pink wig. 01:33:42.742 --> 01:33:47.162 But my sister sent you up to Big Bear Lake, to his cabin. 01:33:48.664 --> 01:33:52.626 Your sister was convinced that Dexter was her natural father. . . 01:33:52.835 --> 01:33:55.337 . . .so she started following him, hanging around. 01:33:55.546 --> 01:33:58.048 Do you see where I'm going with this? 01:33:58.466 --> 01:34:01.426 One day your sister came calling, and she saw Dexter. . . 01:34:01.594 --> 01:34:03.511 . . . in bed with the pink-haired girl. 01:34:03.721 --> 01:34:06.389 What she thought was father and daughter. 01:34:06.557 --> 01:34:08.808 Remember, that's how it would appear. 01:34:08.976 --> 01:34:10.393 It was too much for her. 01:34:10.561 --> 01:34:14.981 First the old father, now the shiny new one. 01:34:15.191 --> 01:34:20.153 She couldn't handle it, and she took her own life. 01:34:20.780 --> 01:34:24.824 What she hired me to film wasn't murder, but incest. 01:34:27.244 --> 01:34:29.329 I'm sorry. 01:34:29.497 --> 01:34:31.498 So much for unreality. 01:34:31.666 --> 01:34:33.124 l said goodbye... 01:34:33.542 --> 01:34:37.128 ...watched Jonny's world go back on the fiction shelf. 01:34:37.296 --> 01:34:39.881 But whiIe it Iasted, brother... 01:34:40.716 --> 01:34:42.759 . . .it was one for the books. 01:34:44.053 --> 01:34:46.596 You should've told me you were arrested five times. 01:34:47.306 --> 01:34:48.848 I should be pissed. 01:34:49.016 --> 01:34:52.686 You should have told me that when you go home, you put on lady's underpants. 01:34:52.853 --> 01:34:54.938 -That's cross-dressing, imbecile. -Whatever. 01:34:55.106 --> 01:34:58.817 Half those guys are straight. Perfect fathers, love their kids. 01:34:58.984 --> 01:35:01.027 How about you? Did your father love you? 01:35:01.195 --> 01:35:05.198 Sometimes. You know, when I dressed up like a bottle. How about yours? 01:35:05.366 --> 01:35:08.368 Well, he used to beat me in Morse code, so it's possible. . . 01:35:08.577 --> 01:35:10.954 . . . but he never actually said the words. 01:35:11.122 --> 01:35:13.415 -Harry. -What? 01:35:13.582 --> 01:35:15.917 Don't steal any more shit. 01:35:16.877 --> 01:35:18.878 You're not a punk. 01:35:22.591 --> 01:35:23.883 You bet I'll turn around. 01:35:24.343 --> 01:35:25.635 You like that, huh? 01:35:25.803 --> 01:35:29.055 I saw him in the commissary twice. What is he, like 6'4"? 01:35:29.223 --> 01:35:32.350 He doesn't know he's gay. Look how he walks. 01:35:32.518 --> 01:35:34.144 So that's pretty much that. 01:35:34.311 --> 01:35:37.272 We went back to Indiana, the three of us, for Jenna's funeraI. 01:35:38.941 --> 01:35:41.151 Don't worry, I saw the Iast Lord of the Rings. 01:35:41.318 --> 01:35:43.069 l won't have the movie end 1 7 times. 01:35:43.237 --> 01:35:46.114 There is, though, one final scene for your viewing pleasure. 01:35:55.791 --> 01:35:57.834 Do I know you? 01:36:01.922 --> 01:36:04.507 No. Just in town for the funeral. 01:36:04.967 --> 01:36:06.301 What do you want? 01:36:06.510 --> 01:36:10.638 The zoo was closed, so I thought I'd come here and look at an animal. 01:36:10.848 --> 01:36:12.348 Son of a-- 01:36:12.516 --> 01:36:15.351 Who do you think you're talking to? 01:36:15.519 --> 01:36:17.812 I buried my daughter today. 01:36:18.022 --> 01:36:20.148 No. 01:36:20.524 --> 01:36:23.401 You buried her 20 years ago. 01:36:23.611 --> 01:36:27.655 Harmony was right, her sister was murdered. 01:36:27.823 --> 01:36:31.785 You pulled the trigger. It just took this long for the bullet to hit. 01:36:32.661 --> 01:36:34.871 Who are you? 01:36:35.956 --> 01:36:37.832 I loved my girl. 01:36:38.751 --> 01:36:42.212 You fucker! If I could get out of this bed-- 01:36:42.379 --> 01:36:45.799 Yeah? Well, you can't. 01:36:46.717 --> 01:36:49.052 You bastard ! 01:36:52.556 --> 01:36:55.058 An old man that can't defend himself. 01:36:55.267 --> 01:36:57.101 Big tough guy. 01:36:57.269 --> 01:36:58.603 Yeah, that's right. 01:37:00.231 --> 01:37:02.482 Big tough guy. 01:37:16.205 --> 01:37:21.376 l prefer Genaros, but what do l know? l'm a bear. l suck the heads off fish. 01:37:29.760 --> 01:37:33.555 That's it. That's the true story of what happened last Christmas. 01:37:33.722 --> 01:37:37.392 That was some pretty harsh shit with the old guy back there, right? 01:37:37.560 --> 01:37:40.520 But whatever, he's creepy. Fuck him. Don't worry about him. 01:37:40.688 --> 01:37:42.856 Anyhow, so. . . . 01:37:43.023 --> 01:37:44.732 Thanks for coming. 01:37:44.900 --> 01:37:48.444 Thanks for taking the trip to L.A. with me. 01:37:49.530 --> 01:37:51.447 If I had to sum it up, and I do-- 01:37:51.615 --> 01:37:54.033 Because, you know, it's, like, the end. 01:37:54.201 --> 01:37:58.705 --I would say that this movie is about-- It's about friendship. 01:37:58.873 --> 01:38:01.082 -Friendship is sacred. -What are you doing? 01:38:01.250 --> 01:38:02.959 I'm trying to wrap up the movie. . . 01:38:03.127 --> 01:38:05.420 . . .and leave the people with a message. 01:38:06.297 --> 01:38:09.382 I've got a message for you. Get your feet off my fucking desk. 01:38:09.550 --> 01:38:11.634 Sorry. I work for Perry now. 01:38:11.802 --> 01:38:13.511 -And stop narrating. -Obviously. 01:38:13.679 --> 01:38:16.055 That's it. Please stay for the end credits. 01:38:16.223 --> 01:38:19.601 If you're wondering who the best boy is, it's someone's nephew. 01:38:19.768 --> 01:38:21.644 Don't forget to validate your parking. 01:38:21.812 --> 01:38:24.022 For all of you good people in the Midwest. . . 01:38:24.189 --> 01:38:25.773 . . .sorry we said "fuck" so much. 01:38:25.941 --> 01:38:27.734 -Say good night. -Thanks again. 01:38:27.902 --> 01:38:29.736 Now, go. Vanish. 01:42:38.110 --> 01:42:40.111 Kiss Kiss Bang Bang 01:42:42.350 --> 01:43:02.350 جديدترين اخبار فيلم و سريال در کانال تلگرام و اینستاگرام سايت .:: @bollbolljan_com ::.