WEBVTT 00:00:00.021 --> 00:00:46.357 ..:: Presented by ZarFilm website ::.. ‏.:: www.bolboljan.net ::. 00:01:47.525 --> 00:01:49.736 And it's gone. 00:01:49.903 --> 00:01:51.112 Whatever. 00:01:52.530 --> 00:01:54.616 Maybe we should take a break. 00:01:55.241 --> 00:01:57.660 That's it. I can't take this any more. 00:01:57.827 --> 00:01:59.370 I can't. I give up. 00:01:59.537 --> 00:02:01.790 I'm sick of struggling for survival. 00:02:01.956 --> 00:02:05.502 Competing with gophers and earthworms and that loser sparrow... 00:02:05.668 --> 00:02:07.545 ...who always takes my nuts. 00:02:07.712 --> 00:02:09.756 And I'm especially sick of this stupid... 00:02:09.923 --> 00:02:12.675 ...stupid tree. 00:02:14.344 --> 00:02:16.304 - What's happening? - Guys. 00:02:16.471 --> 00:02:19.140 I think he made it angry. 00:03:22.328 --> 00:03:24.163 I'm awake. 00:03:25.248 --> 00:03:26.875 I'm up 00:03:27.041 --> 00:03:28.710 ...and I'm late. 00:03:31.921 --> 00:03:36.217 Demo. Dave Seville. 00:03:46.603 --> 00:03:49.898 Keys. Bag. 00:03:51.024 --> 00:03:52.233 Pants. 00:03:52.400 --> 00:03:54.360 I need pants. Pants are essential. 00:04:00.950 --> 00:04:02.410 Claire. 00:04:02.660 --> 00:04:04.787 - Dave. - Hey. 00:04:04.954 --> 00:04:06.831 How's it going? 00:04:07.248 --> 00:04:09.959 I haven't seen you since... 00:04:10.126 --> 00:04:12.837 Well, since you said you never wanted to see me again. 00:04:13.004 --> 00:04:14.172 So I guess it worked. 00:04:14.339 --> 00:04:15.715 What a fun day that was. 00:04:15.882 --> 00:04:18.760 Let me guess. You're late for something again. 00:04:18.927 --> 00:04:21.554 - Same old Dave. - Not following you. 00:04:21.721 --> 00:04:24.724 You know, the guy who's always fooling around... 00:04:24.891 --> 00:04:27.352 ...who can't handle a serious relationship. 00:04:27.518 --> 00:04:28.561 That was the old Dave. 00:04:28.728 --> 00:04:31.189 How about we get together, talk about the new Dave? 00:04:31.648 --> 00:04:33.232 Tomorrow night. My place. 00:04:33.608 --> 00:04:35.276 - I... - Great. 00:04:35.443 --> 00:04:38.613 - No... - You look good, Claire. 00:05:28.663 --> 00:05:30.123 Where are we? 00:05:30.289 --> 00:05:35.253 Well, I think they remodeled our forest. I like it. Stylish, yet functional. 00:05:35.962 --> 00:05:37.296 Where did the mountains go? 00:05:37.463 --> 00:05:41.092 Give me a break. We're in a building, Theodore. 00:05:43.094 --> 00:05:45.805 Dave. 00:05:46.931 --> 00:05:49.976 - Ian. - Hey, big guy. 00:05:50.768 --> 00:05:53.104 Hey, you ever seen the view from the 80th floor? 00:05:53.271 --> 00:05:57.191 - No. They never let me past the lobby. - What? I can't... 00:05:57.358 --> 00:06:00.194 Hey, back off, man, this is Dave Seville. 00:06:04.782 --> 00:06:08.494 Mr. Seville, can I offer you some muffins, scones, pastries? 00:06:08.661 --> 00:06:10.496 No. I'd hate to be a bother. 00:06:10.663 --> 00:06:12.749 It's no problem. We have an omelet station. 00:06:12.915 --> 00:06:14.333 Omelet station. 00:06:14.500 --> 00:06:16.794 Can I get you some water or a soy latte? 00:06:16.961 --> 00:06:19.172 How about a shot of wheatgrass juice? 00:06:19.338 --> 00:06:21.591 Maybe later. Thanks. 00:06:51.621 --> 00:06:53.790 Let's talk about your song, Dave. 00:06:53.956 --> 00:06:55.708 Well, as crazy as it sounds... 00:06:55.875 --> 00:06:58.961 ...the original inspiration came to me... - The song sucks, Dave. 00:06:59.629 --> 00:07:03.674 - What? - Your song? It's awful. I hate it. 00:07:04.175 --> 00:07:10.098 You know, I mean, who's gonna sing it? Justin, Fergie? Not a chance. 00:07:10.264 --> 00:07:12.433 I need something new. I need something fresh. 00:07:12.600 --> 00:07:14.894 - That is new. - The next big thing. 00:07:15.061 --> 00:07:18.564 Dave, we go way back, all right? 00:07:18.731 --> 00:07:22.318 And we've both come a long way since college. You? Not so much. 00:07:22.777 --> 00:07:28.199 I wanted to like that song, but you heard it. Not that good. 00:07:28.699 --> 00:07:30.910 If I wasn't your friend, I'd say: 00:07:31.077 --> 00:07:34.789 "Dave, you go right back out of this office... 00:07:34.956 --> 00:07:37.750 ...and you keep writing music. You'll get there someday." 00:07:37.917 --> 00:07:40.253 But I am your friend, so I'm going to tell you... 00:07:40.419 --> 00:07:42.672 ...that there is no sense in writing songs... 00:07:42.839 --> 00:07:48.052 ...that no one is ever, ever going to sing. 00:07:49.011 --> 00:07:50.721 Ever? 00:08:03.568 --> 00:08:04.861 Excuse me. 00:08:06.320 --> 00:08:08.489 Can I get some of that water? 00:08:08.656 --> 00:08:10.575 We ran out. 00:08:40.021 --> 00:08:41.397 Hey! 00:08:48.779 --> 00:08:50.281 - Out of the way. - Alvin... 00:08:50.448 --> 00:08:52.408 ...slow down. - Move your butt, Theodore. 00:08:52.575 --> 00:08:55.077 You stepped on my tail. 00:08:58.331 --> 00:09:00.249 Last one to the door is roadkill. 00:09:00.416 --> 00:09:01.834 I'm in. 00:09:02.001 --> 00:09:03.461 What are these shiny things? 00:09:03.628 --> 00:09:06.380 Theodore, we're leaving now. 00:09:12.261 --> 00:09:15.306 Okay, this wasn't my best idea. Look out! 00:09:15.473 --> 00:09:16.891 Maniac! 00:09:18.809 --> 00:09:21.020 Back to tree. Back to tree. 00:09:21.187 --> 00:09:23.022 Back to the dog. Back to the dog! 00:09:23.189 --> 00:09:25.650 - Basket! Three o'clock. - Which way is 3 o'clock? 00:09:25.816 --> 00:09:28.694 - This way. - Guys, wait for me. 00:09:28.861 --> 00:09:31.239 Wait up. I still have baby fat, you know. 00:09:31.405 --> 00:09:33.908 - Jump. You've gotta really want it. - I want it. 00:09:34.075 --> 00:09:36.244 - I want it. - I can't hang like this all day. 00:09:36.869 --> 00:09:39.455 Will you jump already? 00:09:40.164 --> 00:09:42.208 Muffins. 00:10:07.525 --> 00:10:09.694 Gross. Is this his house? 00:10:09.860 --> 00:10:13.155 No. It's his garbage can. 00:10:55.573 --> 00:10:58.826 This must be where he stores his food for winter. 00:10:59.577 --> 00:11:01.537 As it came down to one... 00:11:01.704 --> 00:11:04.457 Boa has the mouse trapped on a branch with no way out. 00:11:04.623 --> 00:11:06.917 As the boa moves in for the attack... 00:11:07.084 --> 00:11:10.171 ...the mouse seems to be facing certain death. 00:11:15.384 --> 00:11:18.304 The boa's sensitive tongue tastes the victim's presence. 00:11:18.471 --> 00:11:20.890 The mouse crashes through the foliage. 00:11:21.057 --> 00:11:23.601 Come on, baby. Come to papa! 00:11:24.268 --> 00:11:26.479 Hello, gorgeous. 00:11:28.272 --> 00:11:29.857 We've hit the mother lode. 00:11:30.024 --> 00:11:33.110 Tropical rainforest where food is bountiful. 00:11:35.821 --> 00:11:39.575 This is the greatest day of my life. 00:11:39.742 --> 00:11:42.495 Eureka! I found the cheese balls. 00:11:43.662 --> 00:11:45.956 Alvin, what are you doing? Don't make a mess. 00:11:46.123 --> 00:11:48.584 Cannonball. 00:11:51.754 --> 00:11:53.047 Quick. Hide. 00:11:53.214 --> 00:11:55.174 Hurry, you GUYS. 00:12:09.855 --> 00:12:12.274 Did I put these here? 00:14:02.051 --> 00:14:04.011 There you are. I got you. 00:14:14.688 --> 00:14:16.899 He's been out for quite a while. 00:14:17.107 --> 00:14:18.400 You guys, he's dead. 00:14:18.567 --> 00:14:21.278 Don't panic. Wipe everything down. 00:14:21.445 --> 00:14:24.198 I need three garbage bags, a shovel, some disinfectant... 00:14:24.365 --> 00:14:26.450 ...some latex gloves and oregano, go! 00:14:26.617 --> 00:14:28.827 Hang on, Sherlock. He's coming to. 00:14:28.994 --> 00:14:31.705 I must be hearing things. 00:14:35.626 --> 00:14:37.169 Oh, this is trippy. 00:14:37.336 --> 00:14:39.547 Sir, are you all right? 00:14:42.132 --> 00:14:43.842 Get back! 00:14:44.009 --> 00:14:45.344 Squirrels can't talk. 00:14:45.511 --> 00:14:47.179 Hey. 00:14:47.721 --> 00:14:49.014 Watch it, genius. 00:14:49.181 --> 00:14:51.725 We are chipmunks. Chipmunks. 00:14:51.892 --> 00:14:54.228 Chipmunks can't talk either. 00:14:54.395 --> 00:14:56.105 Our lips are moving and words are coming out. 00:14:56.647 --> 00:14:58.190 This is not happening. 00:14:58.357 --> 00:15:01.902 I am not talking to chipmunks. I am not talking to chipmunks. 00:15:02.069 --> 00:15:04.280 So how's that working for you, Dave? 00:15:05.322 --> 00:15:06.532 How do you know my name? 00:15:06.699 --> 00:15:09.827 I'll field that one. We read your mail. By accident. 00:15:09.994 --> 00:15:12.329 You really ought to pay that utility bill, Dave. 00:15:12.496 --> 00:15:15.374 - You ever heard of a credit rating? - What's this thing? 00:15:15.541 --> 00:15:18.419 Hey. Hey. Hey. Stop doing... Turn that off. 00:15:18.586 --> 00:15:20.212 Sorry. 00:15:20.379 --> 00:15:22.506 He fell out of the tree at birth. 00:15:22.673 --> 00:15:24.800 Can all animals talk? 00:15:24.967 --> 00:15:28.345 Well, I believe fish have this type of sign language. 00:15:28.512 --> 00:15:31.682 Hey, Dave, do all humans have houses that smell like sweat socks? 00:15:31.849 --> 00:15:33.350 Dave likes to wear. 00:15:33.517 --> 00:15:36.270 Dirty underwear with little hairs. 00:15:36.437 --> 00:15:38.230 We're getting off on the wrong foot. 00:15:39.148 --> 00:15:41.483 Allow us to introduce ourselves. 00:15:41.650 --> 00:15:43.986 Hello, I'm Simon, the smart one. 00:15:44.153 --> 00:15:46.488 - He's Alvin. - The awesomest one. 00:15:46.655 --> 00:15:48.490 And I'm Theodore. 00:15:48.657 --> 00:15:51.285 Oh, nice to meet you. Now get out of my house. 00:15:51.452 --> 00:15:53.996 But we talk. 00:15:54.496 --> 00:15:57.291 Which makes me want you out of my house that much more. 00:15:57.458 --> 00:16:00.794 It's creepy. Unnatural. Somewhat evil. 00:16:00.961 --> 00:16:03.422 I kind of liked him better when he was unconscious. 00:16:03.589 --> 00:16:06.008 - Gotcha. - Hey. 00:16:13.682 --> 00:16:15.142 Don't do this, Dave. 00:16:15.309 --> 00:16:17.978 We can gnaw right through this door. 00:16:24.610 --> 00:16:26.236 Hi. 00:17:08.612 --> 00:17:10.656 Oh, were we disturbing you? 00:17:11.073 --> 00:17:13.534 What, you guys can sing too? 00:17:13.701 --> 00:17:16.912 That's not singing. This is singing. 00:17:43.981 --> 00:17:46.066 This is amazing. 00:17:47.693 --> 00:17:49.194 Here, everyone inside. 00:17:54.450 --> 00:17:56.452 - There you go. - Thank you. 00:17:59.163 --> 00:18:00.998 All right, here's the deal. 00:18:01.165 --> 00:18:04.752 You guys sing my songs, you get to sleep here. 00:18:07.921 --> 00:18:10.924 No. Wait. Is breakfast included? 00:18:12.926 --> 00:18:14.011 I can live with that. 00:18:14.178 --> 00:18:16.263 What about TV privileges? 00:18:17.097 --> 00:18:18.599 Okay, but not after 7. 00:18:18.766 --> 00:18:19.808 - Eight. - Done. 00:18:20.058 --> 00:18:23.395 But don't tell your animal friends, because I don't wanna come home... 00:18:23.562 --> 00:18:25.689 ...and find rabbits and skunks on my couch. 00:18:25.856 --> 00:18:28.317 Filthy creatures, Dave. Never associate with them. 00:18:28.484 --> 00:18:30.277 Yeah, you're our only friend. 00:18:30.444 --> 00:18:33.489 No, no, no. Let's not get ahead of ourselves here. 00:18:33.655 --> 00:18:37.117 Let's just start with me being your songwriter. 00:18:38.076 --> 00:18:41.246 Let me ask you. Have you ever written a song before? 00:18:41.413 --> 00:18:45.167 - Yup. - And is that your music stuff outside? 00:18:45.334 --> 00:18:46.919 Yup. 00:18:48.462 --> 00:18:49.797 Oh, no! 00:18:49.963 --> 00:18:51.131 Hurry back. 00:19:14.613 --> 00:19:21.328 So, fellas, all we gotta do is find the right song, rehearse... 00:19:25.290 --> 00:19:26.500 - Hey, Dave. - Simon. 00:19:27.668 --> 00:19:28.752 My bad. 00:19:28.919 --> 00:19:31.505 This is my sheet music. 00:19:33.590 --> 00:19:35.133 Alvin. 00:19:36.552 --> 00:19:39.680 This is not a Hula-Hoop. It's a towel rack. 00:19:40.848 --> 00:19:44.059 - Killjoy. - Are you guys always like this? 00:19:44.226 --> 00:19:45.853 We're kids, Dave. 00:19:46.019 --> 00:19:47.479 Well, where are your parents? 00:19:47.646 --> 00:19:50.816 When you're a chipmunk, your parents take care of you for a week. 00:19:50.983 --> 00:19:52.526 Then they take off. 00:19:52.693 --> 00:19:55.696 Our parents were hippies. They left early to join a commune. 00:19:55.863 --> 00:20:00.325 - I am Robert the Robot. - Help! Crazy robot. Help! It's after me! 00:20:00.492 --> 00:20:02.911 - It's after me. - Hey. Hey. Be careful with that. 00:20:03.912 --> 00:20:06.748 - Sorry. - It's a collectible. 00:20:06.915 --> 00:20:11.461 - I got it for Christmas last year. - Christmas! We love Christmas. 00:20:12.588 --> 00:20:14.882 Even though we've never actually celebrated it. 00:20:15.048 --> 00:20:16.925 But we want to. 00:20:17.092 --> 00:20:19.678 Yeah, you can never go wrong with Christmas. 00:20:19.845 --> 00:20:22.264 Oh, maybe we can celebrate it with you. 00:20:23.140 --> 00:20:24.349 Yeah, maybe. 00:20:24.516 --> 00:20:29.229 Look, I've had a long and weird day, so off to bed. 00:20:29.396 --> 00:20:30.981 Come on. 00:20:31.481 --> 00:20:33.150 We start work tomorrow. 00:20:33.317 --> 00:20:36.194 I want you bright-eyed and bushy-tailed by 8. 00:20:36.361 --> 00:20:38.697 My tail isn't bushy till 9. 00:20:39.239 --> 00:20:41.491 Not my problem. Now go to sleep. 00:20:46.914 --> 00:20:48.582 I hope Christmas comes fast. 00:20:49.166 --> 00:20:51.376 Me too. 00:21:28.997 --> 00:21:34.920 Want a plane that loops the loop? 00:21:36.171 --> 00:21:37.631 Loop. 00:21:38.006 --> 00:21:39.508 Hoop. 00:21:40.217 --> 00:21:41.927 Hula-Hoop. 00:22:40.694 --> 00:22:43.947 Here's trouble. Fire in the hole! 00:22:44.114 --> 00:22:45.615 What are you guys doing? 00:22:45.782 --> 00:22:47.701 Nothing. What are you doing? 00:22:47.868 --> 00:22:50.495 Stand back, Dave. She's gonna blow! 00:22:52.873 --> 00:22:56.835 I got it. I got it, guys. Come to papa. 00:22:57.002 --> 00:23:02.090 - Hey. Where did it go? - Simon, this landed right in front of you. 00:23:02.257 --> 00:23:03.967 You didn't see it? 00:23:04.509 --> 00:23:06.344 How many fingers am I holding up? 00:23:06.511 --> 00:23:10.057 Four. No, no, no. Eight? Counting your thumb? 00:23:11.058 --> 00:23:13.101 - Wait, wait, wait... - Hang on a second. 00:23:13.268 --> 00:23:14.728 Six. Final answer is six. 00:23:20.067 --> 00:23:21.568 Try these. 00:23:21.943 --> 00:23:23.695 How's that? 00:23:24.488 --> 00:23:25.947 Someone trashed your house. 00:23:26.573 --> 00:23:28.617 It was clean when I went to bed last night. 00:23:28.784 --> 00:23:33.080 Well, we colored for a while, but then we got hungry. 00:23:33.246 --> 00:23:34.664 Wanna see what we colored? 00:23:34.831 --> 00:23:36.583 Actually, I wanna play you something. 00:23:36.750 --> 00:23:39.628 I wrote a song for you guys to sing, so let's... 00:23:47.260 --> 00:23:50.097 We've put a few toaster waffles aside for winter. 00:23:50.263 --> 00:23:51.848 And we're not sharing. 00:23:53.391 --> 00:23:57.479 Guys, we're gonna have food all winter, so if you start storing it... 00:23:57.646 --> 00:24:00.607 ...it's gonna get gross and we're gonna have rodent... 00:24:03.193 --> 00:24:08.198 Bad, you know, non-talking rodents around here. 00:24:08.824 --> 00:24:11.743 Let's go. Let's get to work. 00:24:20.836 --> 00:24:23.296 All right, you chipmunks. Ready to sing your song? 00:24:23.463 --> 00:24:26.049 - I'll say we are. - Yeah. Let's sing it now. 00:24:26.216 --> 00:24:28.051 - Ready, Simon? - Okay. 00:24:28.218 --> 00:24:30.512 - Ready, Theodore? - Okay. 00:24:30.679 --> 00:24:32.556 Alvin? 00:24:32.931 --> 00:24:34.182 Alvin? 00:24:34.349 --> 00:24:36.017 This kicks a hamster wheel's butt. 00:24:36.351 --> 00:24:38.019 Alvin! 00:24:39.896 --> 00:24:40.981 Okay! 00:24:41.148 --> 00:24:45.485 Christmas, Christmastime is near. 00:24:45.652 --> 00:24:50.657 Time for toys and time for cheer. 00:24:50.824 --> 00:24:55.328 We've been good, but we can't last. 00:24:55.495 --> 00:25:00.167 Hurry, Christmas, hurry fast. 00:25:00.333 --> 00:25:05.422 Want a plane that loops the loop. 00:25:05.589 --> 00:25:09.801 Me, I want a Hula-Hoop. 00:25:09.968 --> 00:25:14.598 We can't hardly stand the wait. 00:25:14.764 --> 00:25:18.727 Please, Christmas, don't be late. 00:25:22.898 --> 00:25:24.482 What? 00:25:24.649 --> 00:25:26.026 Dave Seville's in the lobby. 00:25:26.193 --> 00:25:29.029 He says he won't leave without seeing you. 00:25:31.072 --> 00:25:33.408 That loser again? 00:25:40.665 --> 00:25:43.627 - Dave. - Ian. 00:25:44.711 --> 00:25:46.880 - Okay. - I've got something for you. 00:25:47.047 --> 00:25:48.715 - It's your next big thing. - Dave. 00:25:48.882 --> 00:25:50.675 Don't say anything. 00:25:53.845 --> 00:25:55.388 What the...? 00:25:57.265 --> 00:25:59.476 Dave, don't do this to yourself, man. 00:25:59.643 --> 00:26:01.144 They $in9- 00:26:06.191 --> 00:26:08.151 No. They don't. 00:26:08.318 --> 00:26:10.904 They do. Just give me a second. 00:26:11.071 --> 00:26:13.073 Come on, guys. 00:26:13.531 --> 00:26:17.744 Want a plane that loops the loop. 00:26:17.911 --> 00:26:22.540 Me, I want a Hula-Hoop. 00:26:23.833 --> 00:26:24.918 You know, Dave... 00:26:25.085 --> 00:26:27.254 ...some people might say it's kind of weird... 00:26:27.420 --> 00:26:29.589 ...that a grown man would want a Hula-Hoop. 00:26:29.756 --> 00:26:32.801 And others would say, "You know what's weirder than that? 00:26:32.968 --> 00:26:35.303 A grown man bringing another grown man... 00:26:35.470 --> 00:26:37.764 ...a big box with a bunch of chipmunks in it... 00:26:37.931 --> 00:26:40.141 ...who not only speak English but can sing." 00:26:40.308 --> 00:26:42.727 They do sing. We've been practicing all morning. 00:26:42.894 --> 00:26:46.731 Oh, you've been practicing. I never realized. Okay, well. 00:26:52.237 --> 00:26:56.408 Yeah. Okay, no. Dave, I'm going to pretend... 00:26:56.574 --> 00:26:59.202 ...that I have a lunch to go to. 00:26:59.369 --> 00:27:01.663 I've got a lunch to go to. 00:27:01.830 --> 00:27:02.914 What was that? 00:27:03.081 --> 00:27:05.834 Nothing. Nothing. Just a little stage fright. 00:27:06.001 --> 00:27:07.752 I thought my heart was gonna explode. 00:27:07.919 --> 00:27:09.504 We're not performing monkeys. 00:27:09.671 --> 00:27:11.548 Why do we have to sing for that guy? 00:27:11.715 --> 00:27:12.799 Well, how's this? 00:27:12.966 --> 00:27:15.135 Pretend I need the money and I hate my job... 00:27:15.302 --> 00:27:17.971 ...and you're staying at my place, so you owe me. 00:27:18.138 --> 00:27:19.222 We're sorry, Dave. 00:27:19.389 --> 00:27:21.433 Yeah, that helps. 00:27:22.851 --> 00:27:25.270 Never mind. I'm late for work. 00:27:25.437 --> 00:27:26.730 Can we go with you? 00:27:27.314 --> 00:27:29.524 What, so you can mess that up too? 00:27:29.691 --> 00:27:31.735 You're going home. 00:27:34.654 --> 00:27:36.489 Can I stand in your lap and steer? 00:27:36.656 --> 00:27:40.160 Oh, can we at least beep the horn? 00:27:40.327 --> 00:27:41.411 Never mind. 00:27:44.581 --> 00:27:47.375 So sorry about the delay. It should be a couple more minutes. 00:27:48.043 --> 00:27:50.378 But we're building the suspense. 00:27:51.087 --> 00:27:54.632 - Here he is. - Sorry I'm late. 00:28:00.972 --> 00:28:05.477 Boy, am I jazzed about our Yum-able Energy Bars commercial. 00:28:05.643 --> 00:28:08.646 That's Good-able Energy Bar commercial. 00:28:09.230 --> 00:28:10.857 Right, Good-able. 00:28:11.024 --> 00:28:13.360 Okay, here's the pitch. 00:28:13.526 --> 00:28:16.613 We open on a group of lethargic kids. 00:28:16.780 --> 00:28:19.866 Close-up on a little girl's face. She's sad. 00:28:20.033 --> 00:28:23.078 Our customers don't like to think of their kids as being sad. 00:28:23.244 --> 00:28:24.913 Could she be flying a kite? 00:28:25.080 --> 00:28:26.456 I like kites. 00:28:26.790 --> 00:28:28.124 Good. 00:28:28.625 --> 00:28:30.960 Okay, great. She's flying a kite. 00:28:31.127 --> 00:28:34.506 She's running with a kite. She's running out of steam. 00:28:35.048 --> 00:28:37.967 She's tired and lets go of the kite. 00:28:38.134 --> 00:28:41.596 Oh, no. We see her face, it's sad. 00:28:41.763 --> 00:28:44.224 - But not too sad. - Right. 00:28:44.391 --> 00:28:48.520 So she pulls out her Good-able Energy Bar... 00:28:53.108 --> 00:28:54.734 It's my mom. Sorry. 00:28:55.819 --> 00:28:58.363 - Hi, Mom. - A little situation, Dave. 00:28:58.530 --> 00:29:00.573 Theodore vacuumed up Alvin. 00:29:00.740 --> 00:29:03.159 - Alvin. - Dave, help! 00:29:03.326 --> 00:29:06.746 - What? - At least it wasn't the garbage disposal. 00:29:06.913 --> 00:29:08.081 Just stay calm. 00:29:09.082 --> 00:29:10.792 And there goes Theodore. 00:29:10.959 --> 00:29:13.044 Look, I can't do this right now, okay? 00:29:13.211 --> 00:29:16.047 I absolutely understand but... Sorry, Dave? 00:29:16.214 --> 00:29:17.590 Quick question. 00:29:19.134 --> 00:29:21.928 How do you feel about an indoor pool? 00:29:22.095 --> 00:29:24.264 Look, if you flood my house, you're dead. 00:29:24.431 --> 00:29:25.807 Out on the street, capiche? 00:29:28.268 --> 00:29:29.644 Mothers. 00:29:32.689 --> 00:29:36.484 Why don't we come over here and look at the sales projections? 00:29:37.569 --> 00:29:41.823 You know, when I first saw these numbers, I thought there's just no way... 00:29:41.990 --> 00:29:44.117 ...but then I looked again. 00:29:48.997 --> 00:29:51.791 The "size of Theodore's butt"? 00:29:51.958 --> 00:29:54.752 Why don't we come back to that? 00:29:54.919 --> 00:29:58.506 Anyway, 10 years ago, the market share for healthy food snacks... 00:29:58.673 --> 00:30:01.926 ...was imperceptible among 6 to 12-year-olds. 00:30:02.093 --> 00:30:03.595 "How smart Simon thinks he is"? 00:30:05.263 --> 00:30:07.474 Yeah, as opposed to how smart he actually is. 00:30:07.640 --> 00:30:08.850 Who's Simon? 00:30:09.767 --> 00:30:12.020 - I didn't... - Just move it along. 00:30:19.194 --> 00:30:23.406 You know what? I think I'll just clean out my office. 00:30:23.573 --> 00:30:25.575 Sounds good. 00:30:25.742 --> 00:30:27.827 SpongeBob. You're 15 minutes late. 00:30:27.994 --> 00:30:33.416 Sorry, Mr. Krabs, I was out all night looking for Gary. 00:30:33.583 --> 00:30:35.502 He got away. Well. 00:30:35.668 --> 00:30:38.129 Guys. What's this about? 00:30:38.296 --> 00:30:41.007 Obviously, Theodore's butt. 00:30:41.174 --> 00:30:42.675 We told you we colored. 00:30:42.842 --> 00:30:46.846 On my presentation boards? You got me fired. 00:30:47.680 --> 00:30:49.307 We didn't know. 00:30:50.183 --> 00:30:53.770 - We're sorry, Dave. - Oh, you're sorry? That's fantastic. 00:30:53.937 --> 00:30:58.066 Sorry doesn't get my job back, now, does it, Theodore? 00:30:58.650 --> 00:31:01.027 Why are my clothes all over the place? 00:31:01.194 --> 00:31:03.738 We used them to mop up the water. Good idea, right? 00:31:04.697 --> 00:31:06.491 Oh, my God. Theodore, did you just...? 00:31:08.034 --> 00:31:09.661 It's a raisin, Dave. 00:31:10.286 --> 00:31:11.371 Prove it. 00:31:16.167 --> 00:31:17.252 Okay, you got me. 00:31:17.418 --> 00:31:19.587 I wanna talk to all you guys. Where's Alvin? 00:31:20.672 --> 00:31:23.341 - Alvin? - You owe me bigtime. 00:31:23.508 --> 00:31:25.385 Alvin. 00:31:26.386 --> 00:31:27.470 Come on. Come on. 00:31:36.354 --> 00:31:39.023 There's this new thing. It's called knocking. 00:31:39.190 --> 00:31:42.026 - Get out. - I'm waiting for the rinse cycle. 00:31:42.193 --> 00:31:44.612 - Out. - I'm taking a shower here. 00:31:44.779 --> 00:31:47.365 You know, if I made a list of my worst days ever... 00:31:47.532 --> 00:31:49.784 ...today would be at the top of the list. 00:31:49.951 --> 00:31:51.995 And it's still early. 00:31:52.161 --> 00:31:53.204 Clam it, sudsy. 00:31:56.332 --> 00:31:59.544 Okay. Guys, let me just put it to you like this, okay? 00:31:59.711 --> 00:32:05.341 I have no job, no career, my house is always a mess. Thank you very much. 00:32:05.717 --> 00:32:10.513 Hi, Dave. It's Claire Wilson calling. And why did I just say my last name? 00:32:10.680 --> 00:32:16.185 That was weird. I guess I'm just a little nervous about coming over for dinner. 00:32:16.352 --> 00:32:18.521 - Dinner. - So, yeah. I'm gonna hang up now. 00:32:18.688 --> 00:32:22.275 I'll be there at 7. Okay. Bye. 00:32:22.442 --> 00:32:23.860 That's half an hour. 00:32:26.904 --> 00:32:28.031 Who's Claire? 00:32:28.197 --> 00:32:30.658 Claire is Dave's mate. 00:32:30.825 --> 00:32:32.827 She is not my mate. 00:32:32.994 --> 00:32:34.704 She's my ex-mate. 00:32:36.122 --> 00:32:39.125 Okay. This is great. 00:32:39.292 --> 00:32:41.127 Dave. Dave, relax. 00:32:41.294 --> 00:32:44.005 You just go get the food. We'll take care of the rest. 00:32:44.172 --> 00:32:46.090 Why am I having a hard time believing you? 00:32:46.257 --> 00:32:49.093 That hurts, Dave. That really hurts. 00:32:49.260 --> 00:32:52.096 - Yeah. We're all in this together, Dave. - Like a family. 00:32:52.930 --> 00:32:54.641 No. Not like a family. 00:32:54.807 --> 00:32:56.893 Tick-took, Dave. Better bust a move. 00:32:57.268 --> 00:32:58.728 Right. 00:33:17.622 --> 00:33:20.541 We also do offices and recreational vehicles. 00:33:21.793 --> 00:33:23.252 What's that smell? 00:33:23.419 --> 00:33:26.255 It's your cologne. 00:33:26.839 --> 00:33:29.509 What did you do? Dump the entire bottle on the rug'? 00:33:29.676 --> 00:33:32.345 We call it scenting the area. 00:33:32.512 --> 00:33:34.681 I gotta admit I'm surprised. 00:33:34.847 --> 00:33:35.932 The place looks great. 00:33:36.099 --> 00:33:39.310 Well, Dave, we chipmunks are notoriously tidy. 00:33:39.477 --> 00:33:40.895 Yeah, I see that. 00:33:41.979 --> 00:33:43.981 - Those bread sticks smell great. - Yeah. 00:33:44.399 --> 00:33:46.317 So when's dinner? 00:33:46.484 --> 00:33:49.737 Guys, I don't know how to tell you this... 00:33:49.904 --> 00:33:51.864 ...but it's just gonna be Claire and me. 00:33:52.031 --> 00:33:53.199 Hold the phone, Dave. 00:33:53.366 --> 00:33:54.409 - We can't have... - No. 00:33:54.575 --> 00:33:55.618 - Even if we... - No. 00:33:55.785 --> 00:33:58.371 - We thought it... - And no. Look, in the other room. 00:33:58.538 --> 00:34:00.498 Jeez. 00:34:00.707 --> 00:34:03.167 What a buzzkill, man. 00:34:05.128 --> 00:34:08.715 - I never knew you could cook this well. - It's all about slow roasting. 00:34:09.132 --> 00:34:13.928 It takes longer. But when it comes to flavor, why rush? 00:34:14.095 --> 00:34:15.513 Well, I'm impressed. 00:34:18.808 --> 00:34:21.894 - I've been seeing your photos. - Yeah, it's going really great. 00:34:22.061 --> 00:34:24.147 How about you, how's your job? 00:34:26.524 --> 00:34:29.110 Great. Loving it. 00:34:33.364 --> 00:34:34.824 How do you think it's going? 00:34:34.991 --> 00:34:37.326 Terrible. They're not even sniffing each other. 00:34:37.493 --> 00:34:38.995 Alvin. Dave said that... 00:34:39.162 --> 00:34:42.749 Dave needs a little help from the love doctor. 00:34:42.915 --> 00:34:44.167 And his assistant. 00:34:44.333 --> 00:34:46.085 Get back here. 00:34:46.878 --> 00:34:48.254 You know, this is nice. 00:34:48.421 --> 00:34:51.632 Just two friends having dinner. Hanging out. 00:34:51.799 --> 00:34:54.761 No pressure. Nothing weird. 00:35:01.768 --> 00:35:06.355 My stereo does that all the time. It's like it has a mind of its own. 00:35:06.522 --> 00:35:07.857 You were saying? 00:35:08.274 --> 00:35:12.403 Oh, nothing. I was just a little nervous about coming over here. 00:35:12.570 --> 00:35:15.406 I wasn't sure if you thought this was a date or something. 00:35:15.823 --> 00:35:17.992 A date? No. 00:35:25.583 --> 00:35:28.002 The wiring in my unit is shot. 00:35:28.961 --> 00:35:31.172 You should get an electrician to fix that. 00:35:31.339 --> 00:35:34.509 I don't need anyone to fix anything for me. 00:35:38.638 --> 00:35:40.765 Okay. 00:35:44.936 --> 00:35:48.731 Could you excuse me for a moment? I'm gonna go check the fuse box. 00:35:56.864 --> 00:35:58.449 Hey. 00:35:59.200 --> 00:36:01.828 Look, I know what you guys are up to. Alvin. 00:36:01.994 --> 00:36:04.121 - Breath check. - Where's Al...? 00:36:06.749 --> 00:36:08.334 Dave, are you okay? 00:36:08.501 --> 00:36:09.836 Everything's fine. 00:36:11.003 --> 00:36:12.296 Why did you do that? 00:36:12.463 --> 00:36:16.092 I was just trying to help, Dave. You have garlic breath. 00:36:16.843 --> 00:36:19.554 Well, stop helping. You're ruining everything. 00:36:23.057 --> 00:36:24.725 I think I got something in my eye. 00:36:24.892 --> 00:36:27.228 Here. Let me see. 00:36:27.395 --> 00:36:33.734 Yeah. It looks really irritated. It's so red. What happened? 00:36:33.901 --> 00:36:35.736 What was that? 00:36:35.903 --> 00:36:37.196 Oh, I thought I saw a rat. 00:36:37.363 --> 00:36:38.656 - A rat? - Probably nothing. 00:36:38.823 --> 00:36:40.867 Here, let's finish eating, huh? 00:36:42.577 --> 00:36:44.829 Tomorrow, I'm gonna call the exterminator. 00:36:48.624 --> 00:36:50.543 - What? - Claire. 00:36:50.710 --> 00:36:52.128 Dave? Dave? 00:36:52.295 --> 00:36:55.339 - Tell her she completes you. - What are you doing? 00:36:55.506 --> 00:36:57.383 - You got it, Dave. - Dave. 00:36:57.550 --> 00:36:58.593 Dave, let go. 00:37:00.761 --> 00:37:02.805 I'm sorry, Claire. It's just 00:37:04.390 --> 00:37:07.018 I lost my job, Claire. 00:37:07.184 --> 00:37:08.728 And I guess I just needed a hug. 00:37:08.895 --> 00:37:12.064 Well, why didn't you just say so? Tell me what happened. 00:37:12.231 --> 00:37:15.443 Well, this is gonna sound really strange. 00:37:16.277 --> 00:37:18.529 No games. No fooling around. 00:37:19.363 --> 00:37:22.241 - The truth? - Please, I'm begging you. 00:37:26.704 --> 00:37:29.665 My life is being sabotaged by talking chipmunks. 00:37:36.505 --> 00:37:38.883 - You know what? - I'm not crazy, I swear. 00:37:39.050 --> 00:37:40.801 You haven't changed at all. 00:37:43.554 --> 00:37:48.684 Wait. Claire. Don't go. I can explain. 00:37:52.188 --> 00:37:54.148 Chipmunks. 00:37:57.276 --> 00:37:58.986 You should've kissed her, Dave. 00:37:59.153 --> 00:38:00.237 She wanted you. 00:38:00.404 --> 00:38:01.948 Alvin, you're not helping. 00:38:02.114 --> 00:38:03.282 Don't give up, Dave. 00:38:03.449 --> 00:38:04.909 Go away. Leave me alone. 00:38:05.076 --> 00:38:07.286 Dave, would you like a cookie? 00:38:07.453 --> 00:38:09.956 I said, leave me alone. 00:38:13.918 --> 00:38:17.380 Is it me, or was he a little mad? 00:38:17.546 --> 00:38:19.340 I wonder, is Dave mad? Yes. 00:38:19.507 --> 00:38:21.175 He really did have garlic breath. 00:38:21.342 --> 00:38:22.885 Yeah, well-played, guys. 00:38:23.052 --> 00:38:24.845 Idea. 00:38:25.012 --> 00:38:26.222 Who has cab fare? 00:38:26.389 --> 00:38:29.600 Cab fare? We don't even have pockets. 00:38:53.332 --> 00:38:58.254 Dear fellas, I'm sorry, but this isn't really working out. 00:38:59.630 --> 00:39:02.633 I don't know what made me think I could handle you guys... 00:39:02.800 --> 00:39:05.177 ...when I can barely manage my own life. 00:39:05.344 --> 00:39:08.764 You should go back to your real home in the forest. 00:39:08.931 --> 00:39:11.058 That's what's best for all of us. 00:39:11.475 --> 00:39:14.520 I'm sorry it has to be this way, but... 00:39:34.415 --> 00:39:36.167 Guys? 00:39:37.084 --> 00:39:39.670 Simon, Theodore? 00:39:43.049 --> 00:39:44.675 Guys? 00:39:47.303 --> 00:39:49.138 Alvin? 00:39:51.057 --> 00:39:54.268 Alvin! 00:39:57.897 --> 00:39:59.732 Simon? 00:40:02.610 --> 00:40:04.361 Theodore? 00:40:05.237 --> 00:40:06.989 Alvin? 00:40:08.574 --> 00:40:09.658 Alvin. 00:40:30.221 --> 00:40:31.806 Hello? 00:40:32.723 --> 00:40:34.475 Hello? 00:40:35.351 --> 00:40:36.977 Kids. 00:40:41.607 --> 00:40:46.362 Christmas, Christmastime is near. 00:40:46.529 --> 00:40:51.200 Time for toys and time for cheer. 00:40:51.367 --> 00:40:55.871 We can't hardly stand the wait. 00:40:56.038 --> 00:40:59.333 Please, Christmas, don't be late. 00:41:01.627 --> 00:41:03.546 Welcome to Jett Records. 00:41:17.852 --> 00:41:20.604 Okay. New rule. No going out after 9. 00:41:20.771 --> 00:41:23.107 And not at all unless I know where you're going. 00:41:23.274 --> 00:41:24.984 Were you worried about us, Dave? 00:41:25.151 --> 00:41:26.986 No. I just need to know, that's all. 00:41:27.153 --> 00:41:30.489 Wait. If you're not worried, then why do you need to know? 00:41:30.656 --> 00:41:33.075 I need to know, okay? 00:41:42.251 --> 00:41:43.961 Alvin. 00:41:48.591 --> 00:41:52.428 Oh, sorry about that. Yeah. 00:41:52.595 --> 00:41:54.263 - Sorry. - Kids, huh? 00:41:54.430 --> 00:41:56.640 They keep you on your toes. Do you have any? 00:41:56.807 --> 00:41:58.100 Three boys. 00:41:58.267 --> 00:42:00.269 Well, some days are better than others. 00:42:00.436 --> 00:42:03.022 And some days you just wanna close them in a box... 00:42:03.189 --> 00:42:05.941 ...leave the box in the park and run away, you know? 00:42:15.701 --> 00:42:17.286 Quick, hide. 00:42:19.580 --> 00:42:21.290 Guys, what's all this? 00:42:21.457 --> 00:42:23.334 Toaster waffles. 00:42:23.500 --> 00:42:26.086 You know, I can't afford all these toaster waffles. 00:42:27.046 --> 00:42:29.131 - What? - Well, in case you didn't notice... 00:42:29.298 --> 00:42:30.758 ...I don't have a job anymo... 00:42:39.850 --> 00:42:41.268 My song? 00:42:42.937 --> 00:42:44.647 - All right. - Yeah. 00:42:50.653 --> 00:42:52.780 - Hello? - Hey, Dave. 00:42:52.947 --> 00:42:56.450 Hey, how's my favorite songwriter? 00:42:56.784 --> 00:42:58.786 - Ian? - Tell me you've heard the song. 00:42:58.953 --> 00:43:01.080 Yeah. I'm listening to it right now. 00:43:01.247 --> 00:43:02.623 How did you...? When did...? 00:43:02.790 --> 00:43:06.835 Speed of business, baby. That's how we do it. That's how I roll. 00:43:07.002 --> 00:43:10.005 Got a friend in satellite radio, put it in immediate rotation. 00:43:10.172 --> 00:43:14.510 And that video of your little guys, 10 million hits already on YouTube. 00:43:17.596 --> 00:43:19.181 It's crazy. I gotta go. 00:43:19.348 --> 00:43:22.685 Hey, put some clothes on those guys. It's kind of embarrassing. 00:43:28.232 --> 00:43:30.526 We owed you, Dave. 00:43:31.277 --> 00:43:35.322 So we're good with the toaster waffles, right? Dave? 00:44:10.274 --> 00:44:12.151 Soup's on. 00:44:31.503 --> 00:44:32.546 Alvin. 00:44:43.974 --> 00:44:45.684 So, what do you think? 00:44:45.851 --> 00:44:47.144 Cool. 00:45:17.800 --> 00:45:19.343 All right. 00:45:25.849 --> 00:45:28.852 Toothbrush, huh? Okay. 00:45:33.565 --> 00:45:34.650 No. 00:45:50.290 --> 00:45:51.917 Dave... 00:45:52.543 --> 00:45:54.420 ...are you awake? 00:45:54.586 --> 00:45:55.671 I am now. 00:45:55.838 --> 00:45:57.172 I had a nightmare. 00:45:58.507 --> 00:46:00.217 Can I sleep with you? 00:46:02.803 --> 00:46:04.263 You won't even know I'm here. 00:46:05.055 --> 00:46:07.474 Okay. Sure. But stay on that side of the bed. 00:46:07.641 --> 00:46:10.144 Oh, okay. 00:46:24.533 --> 00:46:28.036 Theodore, that's not your side of the bed. 00:46:48.807 --> 00:46:52.895 - Theodore, wake up. It's Christmas. - Come on, man. It's Christmas. 00:46:53.061 --> 00:46:54.271 Boy. Oh, boy. Oh, boy. 00:46:54.438 --> 00:46:56.523 On the first day of Christmas Dave woke up. 00:46:56.690 --> 00:46:58.817 Come on, man, it's Christmas. Hallelujah. 00:46:58.984 --> 00:47:00.319 Wake up, lazy bones. 00:47:00.486 --> 00:47:02.946 Oh, yeah. Christmas. 00:47:03.113 --> 00:47:05.449 - Up and at them. - You can sleep when you're dead. 00:47:05.616 --> 00:47:06.867 - I'm coming. - Come on, Dave. 00:47:07.034 --> 00:47:08.076 Hurry up, Dad. 00:47:08.243 --> 00:47:11.955 - Dad? - Dave. I said Dave. 00:47:12.122 --> 00:47:14.625 This is shaping up to be my favorite Christmas ever. 00:47:14.791 --> 00:47:17.044 - You want to open mine first. - Open mine first. 00:47:17.211 --> 00:47:19.796 - No, Dave, mine is better. - You guys got me presents? 00:47:19.963 --> 00:47:21.798 Of course. 00:47:24.468 --> 00:47:26.845 All right. Simon? 00:47:30.807 --> 00:47:33.185 Wow, it's a... 00:47:33.352 --> 00:47:34.853 It's a paper-clip compass. 00:47:35.437 --> 00:47:38.315 A paper-clip compass. Now I'll never get lost. 00:47:38.482 --> 00:47:39.775 Me next. 00:47:39.942 --> 00:47:41.485 Alvin. 00:47:46.907 --> 00:47:48.867 - My wallet. - Do you like it'? 00:47:49.034 --> 00:47:51.828 Really? I wanted to get you something you'd use every day. 00:47:52.371 --> 00:47:55.082 And I have been using this for almost 10 years now. 00:47:55.624 --> 00:47:57.501 Very thoughtful, Alvin. Thank you. 00:47:57.668 --> 00:48:00.546 Yeah, the look on your face says it all, Dave. 00:48:01.713 --> 00:48:05.008 Oh, nicely done, Theodore. "To Dav." 00:48:06.385 --> 00:48:11.181 Let's see, it says, "Merry Christmas. Love, Theodore." 00:48:11.348 --> 00:48:14.977 And it's got a nice picture of some pineapples? 00:48:15.143 --> 00:48:17.646 Those aren't pineapples. That's our family. 00:48:20.315 --> 00:48:25.028 Look, fellas. Let's make sure we understand each other here. 00:48:25.404 --> 00:48:26.863 I'm not your... 00:48:28.532 --> 00:48:31.660 You know, your dad or anything, right? 00:48:31.827 --> 00:48:33.662 But you're like a dad. 00:48:36.999 --> 00:48:39.293 Well, not really. 00:48:39.459 --> 00:48:42.045 I mean, we're friends for sure. 00:48:42.212 --> 00:48:45.340 And I write your music, you know, manage your career. 00:48:45.507 --> 00:48:47.843 - Make us sweaters. - Feed us. 00:48:48.010 --> 00:48:50.887 Let us sleep in your bed when we have nightmares. 00:48:51.346 --> 00:48:53.223 That's what friends do. 00:48:55.976 --> 00:48:58.020 So who wants to open their presents? 00:48:58.186 --> 00:49:00.397 - Is that a trick question? We do. - Yeah. 00:49:00.564 --> 00:49:02.399 - Presents. - Oh, boy. 00:49:02.566 --> 00:49:03.984 Presents. Presents. Presents. 00:49:04.151 --> 00:49:06.153 I can't wait to open mine first. 00:49:06.320 --> 00:49:07.613 Envelope. 00:49:11.199 --> 00:49:12.659 They're savings bonds. 00:49:12.826 --> 00:49:14.161 Cool. 00:49:14.328 --> 00:49:18.206 You know, in seven years, you're gonna get to buy something really nice. 00:49:18.373 --> 00:49:22.210 Do you maybe have any that you bought seven years ago? 00:49:23.337 --> 00:49:26.506 - Alvin, manners. - Thank you, Dave. 00:49:26.673 --> 00:49:29.176 Yeah. Thanks, Dave. 00:49:32.262 --> 00:49:35.682 - Ian? - Who wants presents? 00:49:36.433 --> 00:49:37.809 - All right. - Cool. 00:49:37.976 --> 00:49:40.145 Hey, there's plenty more where this came from. 00:49:40.312 --> 00:49:41.772 Bring them on in, fellas. 00:49:41.938 --> 00:49:43.899 - Oh, yeah. - Jackpot. 00:49:44.066 --> 00:49:45.901 What are you doing? 00:49:46.068 --> 00:49:49.196 - Taking care of my boys. - Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. 00:49:49.363 --> 00:49:51.323 Weird. What happened to your presents? 00:49:51.490 --> 00:49:54.201 - Which one is mine? - That big one is for me, I think. 00:49:54.368 --> 00:49:55.494 What did you get them? 00:49:56.286 --> 00:49:57.621 Savings bonds. 00:49:57.788 --> 00:49:59.915 Great. Just what every kid dreams of. 00:50:00.082 --> 00:50:02.250 You're in luck. Your Uncle Ian came through. 00:50:02.417 --> 00:50:05.253 - Cool. - Uncle Ian? 00:50:06.713 --> 00:50:08.256 Is... Is this for me? 00:50:08.423 --> 00:50:09.925 No, it's for Simon. 00:50:10.092 --> 00:50:12.511 - Theodore. - Oh, boy. 00:50:13.053 --> 00:50:17.808 - And Alvin. - Thank you, Santa. 00:50:17.974 --> 00:50:20.477 This is for you. You like the Oak Ridge Boys, right? 00:50:20.644 --> 00:50:22.187 Yeah, you're welcome. 00:50:22.354 --> 00:50:23.689 And guess what, guys. 00:50:23.855 --> 00:50:27.401 Uncle Ian is gonna have a big launch party for the new CD. 00:50:27.567 --> 00:50:31.613 That's right. Press, paparazzi. Hollywood hotshots. 00:50:31.780 --> 00:50:33.115 The whole nine yards. 00:50:33.281 --> 00:50:34.449 - Awesome. - Sweet. 00:50:34.616 --> 00:50:38.286 Yeah. Dave, you've got one week to write me a new hit single. 00:50:38.453 --> 00:50:40.247 All right? Something funky and fresh. 00:50:40.414 --> 00:50:42.666 - Peace. We out. - Bye, Uncle Ian. 00:50:42.833 --> 00:50:45.836 - Merry Christmas. - Now it really is Christmas. 00:50:46.002 --> 00:50:48.463 Mayday, mayday- 00:50:49.423 --> 00:50:52.050 This way, this way, this way. 00:50:52.217 --> 00:50:56.805 All right. All right. Settle in, settle in. Thank you for coming. 00:50:56.972 --> 00:50:59.725 It is a very special night tonight. 00:50:59.891 --> 00:51:05.814 Here at Jett Records, we pride ourselves on bringing you tomorrow's music today. 00:51:05.981 --> 00:51:08.900 Oh, and guess what. I did it again. 00:51:09.067 --> 00:51:12.738 Ladies and gentlemen, here to sing their new hit single... 00:51:12.904 --> 00:51:19.703 ...give it up for Alvin, Simon and Theodore. 00:51:19.870 --> 00:51:22.539 Yeah, in the place to be. 00:51:22.706 --> 00:51:27.127 Chipmunks on the M-I-C "Witch Doctor". 00:51:27.294 --> 00:51:28.879 Everybody, can they do it? 00:51:29.045 --> 00:51:30.505 Can they do it? 00:51:30.672 --> 00:51:32.716 Come on, people, let's get to it. 00:51:32.883 --> 00:51:33.967 Let's get to it. 00:51:34.134 --> 00:51:37.846 Come on, shake, come on, roll Everybody hit the floor. 00:51:38.013 --> 00:51:42.476 Come on, shake, come on, roll With the Chipmunks, here we go. 00:51:42.642 --> 00:51:46.146 I told the witch doctor I was in love with you. 00:51:46.313 --> 00:51:49.649 I told the witch doctor You didn't love me too. 00:51:49.816 --> 00:51:52.903 And then the witch doctor He told me what to do. 00:51:53.069 --> 00:51:55.572 He said: Ooh to the eeh the ooh the ah ah. 00:51:55.739 --> 00:51:57.657 To the ting to the tang The wallawalla bingbang. 00:51:57.824 --> 00:52:01.286 Ooh to the eeh the ooh the ah ah Ting tang wallawalla bingbang. 00:52:01.453 --> 00:52:03.038 Ooh to the eeh the ooh the ah ah. 00:52:03.205 --> 00:52:05.290 To the ting to the tang The wallawalla bingbang. 00:52:05.457 --> 00:52:09.252 Ooh to the eeh the ooh the ah ah Ting tang wallawalla bingbang. 00:52:09.419 --> 00:52:10.754 Yo, DJ, pump this party. 00:52:10.921 --> 00:52:12.881 Everybody, can they do it? 00:52:13.048 --> 00:52:14.674 - Can they do it? - Go! Go! Go! 00:52:14.841 --> 00:52:16.510 Come on, people, let's get to it. 00:52:16.676 --> 00:52:18.178 Go! Go! Go! 00:52:18.345 --> 00:52:22.057 Come on, shake, come on, roll Everybody hit the floor. 00:52:22.224 --> 00:52:25.602 Come on, shake, come on, roll With the Chipmunks, here we go. 00:52:25.769 --> 00:52:28.313 Alvin! Simon! Theodore! 00:52:28.480 --> 00:52:32.108 I told the witch doctor You didn't love me true. 00:52:32.275 --> 00:52:35.821 I told the witch doctor You didn't love me nice. 00:52:35.987 --> 00:52:38.657 And then the witch doctor He gave me this advice. 00:52:38.824 --> 00:52:40.617 He said to me: 00:52:45.038 --> 00:52:47.123 To the ting to the tang The wallawalla bingbang. 00:52:47.290 --> 00:52:51.169 Ooh to the eeh the ooh the ah ah Ting tang wallawalla bingbang. 00:52:51.336 --> 00:52:54.381 You've been keeping love from me. 00:52:54.548 --> 00:52:58.468 - And that's not very smart. - Not very smart. 00:52:58.635 --> 00:53:04.307 I went out and found myself someone Who'd tell me how to win your heart. 00:53:08.520 --> 00:53:12.148 My friend the witch doctor He told me what to say. 00:53:12.315 --> 00:53:15.944 My friend the witch doctor He told me what to do. 00:53:16.111 --> 00:53:20.156 I know that you'll be mine When I say this to you. 00:53:22.284 --> 00:53:24.953 - Oh, baby, baby! - Ooh to the eeh the ooh the ah ah. 00:53:25.120 --> 00:53:27.205 To the ting to the tang The wallawalla bingbang. 00:53:27.372 --> 00:53:30.876 Ooh to the eeh the ooh the ah ah Ting tang wallawalla bingbang. 00:53:31.042 --> 00:53:32.752 Ooh to the eeh the ooh the ah ah. 00:53:32.919 --> 00:53:34.754 To the ting to the tang The wallawalla bingbang. 00:53:34.921 --> 00:53:38.550 Ooh to the eeh the ooh the ah ah Ting tang wallawalla bingbang. 00:53:44.556 --> 00:53:46.349 Yeah. 00:53:49.769 --> 00:53:52.063 All right, party people. You know how we do it. 00:53:52.230 --> 00:53:55.400 Get on that dance floor, let me see what you got. 00:54:04.117 --> 00:54:06.369 - Thank you. - Thank you. 00:54:06.536 --> 00:54:08.747 - You mind if I grab a few pics? - Claire. 00:54:10.206 --> 00:54:12.000 - Not at all. Fire away. - Great. 00:54:12.584 --> 00:54:16.087 I've got a new assignment. I'm covering your rise to fame. 00:54:18.256 --> 00:54:21.217 - Oh, this is Alvin, Simon and Theodore. - Hi. 00:54:21.384 --> 00:54:22.761 - Hello. - Hi, Claire. 00:54:22.928 --> 00:54:24.429 You're hot. 00:54:25.347 --> 00:54:27.390 Forgot you guys haven't officially met. 00:54:32.187 --> 00:54:33.897 So, Dave... 00:54:34.064 --> 00:54:36.942 ...I'm sorry about that night. I really thought that you... 00:54:37.108 --> 00:54:38.276 That I was insane? 00:54:39.027 --> 00:54:40.654 I totally understand it. 00:54:40.820 --> 00:54:44.032 Talking chipmunks. It's a lot to take in over dinner. 00:54:44.199 --> 00:54:49.162 But look at you now. You've got the career, promising future, kids. 00:54:49.329 --> 00:54:50.413 You're like a family. 00:54:50.580 --> 00:54:53.708 Don't say "family" in front of Dave. It gives him gas. 00:54:53.875 --> 00:54:57.796 - Like, clear-the-room gas. - Does not. 00:54:57.963 --> 00:54:59.631 He doesn't want a family. 00:54:59.798 --> 00:55:02.717 Why don't you guys go and play or raid the dessert table? 00:55:02.884 --> 00:55:04.719 Don't take it personally, you guys. 00:55:04.886 --> 00:55:07.597 Some people don't know a good thing when they've got it. 00:55:07.764 --> 00:55:09.516 Right, Dave? 00:55:10.976 --> 00:55:12.686 Claire. 00:55:13.061 --> 00:55:17.357 No offense, big guy, but you are not good at this. 00:55:24.781 --> 00:55:26.324 Hey, what do you think of this? 00:55:26.866 --> 00:55:29.160 - What is it? - It's Alvin. 00:55:29.327 --> 00:55:31.121 That looks nothing like Alvin. 00:55:31.287 --> 00:55:34.833 Well, yeah. It's a prototype. We'll sell a million of these things. 00:55:35.000 --> 00:55:37.836 It's voice-activated. Here, say something to it. 00:55:38.712 --> 00:55:43.550 Hello, ugly little Alvin doll that looks nothing like Alvin. 00:55:45.385 --> 00:55:48.805 - See? You love it. It's Spanish. - You know what? That's just weird. 00:55:48.972 --> 00:55:50.390 Come on, Dave, Dave, Dave. 00:55:50.557 --> 00:55:52.809 We've got to expand the Munks' fan base. 00:55:52.976 --> 00:55:55.437 I mean, forget about the music. 00:55:55.603 --> 00:55:59.357 The music is but a means to the big money, okay? 00:55:59.524 --> 00:56:03.153 I'm talking about our own fur clothing line, cologne. 00:56:03.319 --> 00:56:06.322 Chipmunk Heat, something like that. Chipmunk wine coolers. 00:56:06.489 --> 00:56:07.949 - I mean... - They're just kids. 00:56:08.116 --> 00:56:09.367 No, they're rats. 00:56:09.534 --> 00:56:12.829 And they could make us both so much money... 00:56:12.996 --> 00:56:17.751 ...if you just let me work with them. - I can't hear you, the music's too loud. 00:56:17.917 --> 00:56:23.256 Don't go against me on this, Dave. I never lose. 00:56:31.598 --> 00:56:34.392 Has anyone tried the chocolate meatballs? 00:56:34.559 --> 00:56:37.645 I'll probably go into insulin shock. But it's worth it. 00:56:37.812 --> 00:56:41.483 Oh, a sweet, sweet, sweet molasses meat. 00:56:41.649 --> 00:56:45.737 Hey, Alvster. Love the song, bro. 00:56:45.904 --> 00:56:48.531 - Up top. - What's up, player? 00:56:49.115 --> 00:56:52.702 So I see you're enjoying my little spread that I've put out for you guys. 00:56:52.869 --> 00:56:56.039 What am I talking about? You probably eat like this all the time. 00:56:56.206 --> 00:56:58.708 Well, Dave says he doesn't wanna spoil us. 00:56:58.875 --> 00:57:02.462 Dude, you're a rock star. You're supposed to be spoiled. 00:57:02.629 --> 00:57:06.007 I mean, you should be riding in limousines and private planes. 00:57:06.174 --> 00:57:09.844 And you should be going to parties like this every night. 00:57:10.011 --> 00:57:12.138 Really? Because Dave says we need our sleep. 00:57:13.306 --> 00:57:17.894 Look, Alvin, this is hard to say but, I mean, I gotta be upfront about it. 00:57:18.061 --> 00:57:22.941 Dave's holding you back, you know. I could be making you 20 large a day. 00:57:23.108 --> 00:57:25.735 - Is that a lot? - Yes. 00:57:25.902 --> 00:57:28.613 Another thing... I'm not gonna tell you. I will tell you. 00:57:28.780 --> 00:57:32.826 Look, behind your back, Dave calls you... 00:57:34.119 --> 00:57:35.245 ..."the rats." 00:57:37.872 --> 00:57:40.667 - Rats? - Yeah. Whatever, right? I know. 00:57:40.834 --> 00:57:44.712 Well, don't let it bother you. I mean, me? I consider you boys family. 00:57:44.879 --> 00:57:47.507 And if there's anything you need, anything at all... 00:57:47.674 --> 00:57:50.718 ...give your uncle Ian a call, all right? 00:57:50.885 --> 00:57:54.222 - Oh, right. - Ciao. 00:57:58.434 --> 00:58:01.938 Come on, pal. You drive like my grandmother. 00:58:02.105 --> 00:58:03.690 Get a wheelchair. Move over! 00:58:04.566 --> 00:58:09.654 Hey, guys, look at me. Up, up and away. 00:58:11.990 --> 00:58:13.950 Alvin. 00:58:14.492 --> 00:58:17.579 Can't help you, Simon. I'm about to take the lead here. 00:58:17.745 --> 00:58:19.873 Hey, guys, I have an idea for a new song. 00:58:21.374 --> 00:58:22.584 Hey, Dave. 00:58:22.750 --> 00:58:25.879 What's going on in here? I thought I told you guys to clean up. 00:58:26.045 --> 00:58:27.714 We are. 00:58:31.885 --> 00:58:35.597 - Who's that? - Uncle Ian hired us a housekeeper. 00:58:35.763 --> 00:58:37.891 She's also a masseuse. 00:58:41.895 --> 00:58:43.897 Come on, move over, road hog. 00:58:44.063 --> 00:58:46.900 Drive it or park it, pal. Get in the slow lane. 00:58:47.066 --> 00:58:49.277 - Where did you get that game? - Uncle Ian. 00:58:49.444 --> 00:58:52.363 Move it or lose it! Get some training wheels, buddy. 00:58:52.864 --> 00:58:54.657 Okay, you know what? 00:58:54.824 --> 00:58:56.618 That's enough. 00:58:57.076 --> 00:58:59.662 What are you doing? I was about to beat my high score. 00:58:59.829 --> 00:59:02.207 Too bad. Where's Theodore? 00:59:05.877 --> 00:59:07.503 Spit it out. 00:59:07.670 --> 00:59:10.048 - Spit it out. - No. 00:59:11.925 --> 00:59:13.009 Jett Records. 00:59:13.551 --> 00:59:17.597 Okay. That's it. Meeting. Now. Everyone on the couch. 00:59:18.223 --> 00:59:20.350 Could you give us a minute? 00:59:23.811 --> 00:59:27.357 Guys, look, it's hard, I know. 00:59:27.523 --> 00:59:31.945 Three months ago, you were hanging out in a tree somewhere and now you're... 00:59:32.111 --> 00:59:35.073 Major rock stars. 00:59:35.240 --> 00:59:38.159 Okay. Whatever. My point is just because you're... 00:59:38.326 --> 00:59:39.994 Major rock stars. 00:59:43.456 --> 00:59:45.833 Doesn't mean you can have or do whatever you want. 00:59:46.000 --> 00:59:48.544 Well, Uncle Ian says we should always be happy. 00:59:48.711 --> 00:59:50.296 Okay, you know what? 00:59:50.463 --> 00:59:52.799 He's not your uncle. 00:59:53.007 --> 00:59:58.721 He also, David, said that we should be making $20 a day. 00:59:58.888 --> 01:00:01.140 Guess what. You're making way more than that. 01:00:01.307 --> 01:00:04.018 And because I care, I'm putting it all away for you. 01:00:04.185 --> 01:00:06.229 Just like storing nuts for the winter. 01:00:06.396 --> 01:00:08.231 Oh, winter's for losers. 01:00:08.398 --> 01:00:11.901 Yeah. Shouldn't we have a say in how to build our investment portfolio? 01:00:12.360 --> 01:00:16.072 Where is all this coming from? You guys are just kids. 01:00:16.239 --> 01:00:19.867 - Kids, Dave, or rats? - What? 01:00:20.034 --> 01:00:22.829 Well, Uncle Ian says we're like his family. 01:00:22.996 --> 01:00:25.832 Oh, yeah? Well, if you love Uncle Ian so much... 01:00:25.999 --> 01:00:28.167 ...and don't think I'm watching out for you... 01:00:28.334 --> 01:00:30.503 ...why don't you go live with Uncle Ian? 01:00:41.723 --> 01:00:43.266 Dave? 01:00:44.183 --> 01:00:45.601 Are you still mad at us? 01:00:46.811 --> 01:00:48.521 Dave? 01:00:57.864 --> 01:01:01.075 Dear fellas, I'm sorry, but. 01:01:01.826 --> 01:01:05.288 You should go back to your real home in the forest." 01:01:05.455 --> 01:01:08.291 I guess he really does want us to go. 01:01:20.136 --> 01:01:22.013 I told you, Dave. 01:01:22.180 --> 01:01:24.182 I never lose. 01:01:50.708 --> 01:01:55.129 Boys, welcome to your new home. 01:02:00.968 --> 01:02:05.014 - Oh, yeah. Daddy's home. - Yeah. 01:02:05.181 --> 01:02:07.475 Can we play with all this stuff? 01:02:07.642 --> 01:02:10.019 Sure, why not? It's your house. 01:02:10.186 --> 01:02:12.563 So, what are the rules around here? 01:02:13.314 --> 01:02:16.651 Oh, I do have one rule... 01:02:16.818 --> 01:02:19.946 ...that there are no rules! - Cool. 01:02:31.249 --> 01:02:33.376 Four degrees elevation. 01:02:33.543 --> 01:02:35.878 Six degrees azimuth. 01:02:37.046 --> 01:02:39.048 Fire! 01:02:50.601 --> 01:02:53.521 Prepare to face the fury of my vengeance. 01:02:53.688 --> 01:02:55.815 Don't make me laugh. 01:02:55.982 --> 01:02:58.484 Pray for a quick demise, young chipmunk. 01:02:58.651 --> 01:03:00.945 Uppercut. Left. Fake-out, fake-out. 01:03:09.704 --> 01:03:13.374 Your kung fu is no match for my rockets. 01:03:14.959 --> 01:03:16.544 Sneak attack. 01:03:19.255 --> 01:03:21.007 Okay, Simon. That's enough. 01:03:21.466 --> 01:03:23.593 I'm finished now. Simon. 01:03:23.759 --> 01:03:25.803 - Hey, give me that. - Let go, Alvin. 01:03:25.970 --> 01:03:27.054 Oh, come on. 01:03:30.099 --> 01:03:32.101 - You had a turn. - Who says you get a turn? 01:03:32.268 --> 01:03:33.519 Give me that. 01:03:36.647 --> 01:03:38.441 Simon! 01:03:38.608 --> 01:03:40.902 - You got to try. - Get your mangy paws off of it. 01:03:43.905 --> 01:03:45.448 - Scram. - I want it. 01:03:45.615 --> 01:03:47.617 Alvin, you don't decide. 01:04:00.296 --> 01:04:04.884 - Why didn't the airbags deploy? - Theodore, don't go into the light. 01:04:05.384 --> 01:04:07.887 - Let's do it again. - Awesome. 01:04:08.054 --> 01:04:09.972 - Playing hard? - Oh, yes. 01:04:10.139 --> 01:04:11.891 Good. 01:04:12.058 --> 01:04:16.938 Because tomorrow, you start working hard. Coast to coast in five days. 01:04:17.104 --> 01:04:20.441 Well, Dave says that touring is no life for a kid. 01:04:20.608 --> 01:04:23.319 For a normal kid. You guys are superstars. 01:04:23.486 --> 01:04:25.488 - Yes. - Which reminds me... 01:04:25.655 --> 01:04:28.574 ...Simon, let's get rid of these boring glasses. 01:04:29.075 --> 01:04:34.997 And try on these super cool in-the-now glasses. 01:04:35.164 --> 01:04:37.083 Oh, my God, oh. 01:04:37.250 --> 01:04:40.253 These would be great if I could see out of them. 01:04:40.419 --> 01:04:44.298 Your eyes will adjust. Come on, boys. Let's hit the road. 01:04:44.465 --> 01:04:45.925 - Shotgun. - Hit the road. 01:04:46.092 --> 01:04:47.635 Alvin... 01:05:38.060 --> 01:05:40.771 Give me a big fella. Alvin, big, big. 01:05:41.522 --> 01:05:44.817 No hiding. Come on, come on. Make love to the camera. 01:05:44.984 --> 01:05:50.114 Sell it. Big smile. Yes. Theodore, chin out. Yeah. That's it. 01:05:50.281 --> 01:05:53.159 Good stuff. There you go. Come on, get in there. 01:05:53.326 --> 01:05:55.369 Strong. Give me some booty. 01:05:55.536 --> 01:05:58.748 Spank it. There you got it. Now you got it. 01:06:05.963 --> 01:06:10.551 If the Chipmunks like Crunchy Nibbles, your pet will love them. 01:06:10.718 --> 01:06:12.428 Cut. 01:06:12.928 --> 01:06:14.764 Here we are. 01:06:16.474 --> 01:06:18.267 Okay? All right? 01:07:01.769 --> 01:07:03.062 Hold it. 01:07:03.229 --> 01:07:04.355 We're not done. 01:07:04.522 --> 01:07:05.815 - You tell me. - Killing me. 01:07:05.981 --> 01:07:08.067 - What do you want? - You are killing me here. 01:07:08.234 --> 01:07:11.112 There's no button I can push that wakes them to sing notes. 01:07:11.278 --> 01:07:13.197 You kidding? There's 5000 buttons here. 01:07:13.364 --> 01:07:16.158 - What button do you want me to push? - Fine. I've got it. 01:07:17.535 --> 01:07:22.164 All right, guys. Guess what your uncle Ian brought you. Coffee. 01:07:23.207 --> 01:07:24.959 I love toffee. 01:07:25.126 --> 01:07:30.673 No, it's coffee, Theodore, coffee. It's a... Like a super cool energy health drink... 01:07:30.840 --> 01:07:37.722 ...with whipped cream and caramel and two pumps of chocolate. 01:07:38.055 --> 01:07:39.932 Enjoy. 01:07:42.435 --> 01:07:44.270 That ought to keep them awake. 01:08:29.398 --> 01:08:31.275 - Get munk'd. - Go, go, go. 01:08:31.442 --> 01:08:34.820 Yeah, Chipmunks Always can get munk'd. 01:08:34.987 --> 01:08:36.739 Hey, hey, hey. 01:08:36.906 --> 01:08:39.200 Come and get munk'd With the Chipmunk rugrats. 01:08:39.366 --> 01:08:42.912 Come and get munk'd with the Munks Get munk'd with the Chipmunk rugrats. 01:08:43.078 --> 01:08:44.747 Come and get munk'd with the Munks. 01:08:44.914 --> 01:08:48.667 Stop, stop. Come on, guys. We need more energy, okay? 01:08:48.834 --> 01:08:53.547 We need more dry ice. We need more, you know, wow. All right? 01:08:53.714 --> 01:08:55.674 We're the Chipmunks, for crying out loud. 01:08:55.841 --> 01:08:58.636 This is absurd. I feel like P. Diddy with fur. 01:08:58.803 --> 01:09:02.473 And to be honest, the new songs don't really sound like us. 01:09:02.640 --> 01:09:06.310 Well, you know what I think? I think the new direction is perfect, you know. 01:09:06.477 --> 01:09:08.521 It's all about today's edge. 01:09:08.687 --> 01:09:10.898 Dave always said it was all about the music. 01:09:11.065 --> 01:09:12.358 "Dave always said..." 01:09:12.525 --> 01:09:17.655 You know what? Dave, Dave, Dave. Dave is not here, okay? It's me. 01:09:17.822 --> 01:09:21.742 It's fun Uncle Ian, all right? Okay? 01:09:23.702 --> 01:09:26.914 What are you...? What are you gonna say? What's your name? 01:09:27.081 --> 01:09:30.000 - Taffy. - Taffy? What kind of name is Taffy? 01:09:30.167 --> 01:09:31.544 What do you do? 01:09:31.710 --> 01:09:34.713 - Choreography. - I don't know what "choreography" is. 01:09:34.880 --> 01:09:37.466 - What is that? - It's dance. 01:09:37.633 --> 01:09:43.389 Oh, is it dancing? Well, next time say, you know, "I'm the dance guy... " Hello? 01:09:43.806 --> 01:09:47.393 Who? Dave Seville. 01:09:47.852 --> 01:09:50.062 Name rings a bell. A dead... 01:09:50.396 --> 01:09:51.522 ...broken bell. 01:09:51.689 --> 01:09:55.025 - Just let me talk to the guys. - I don't think that's such a good idea. 01:09:55.192 --> 01:09:58.654 The boys are still stinging a little bit from you kicking them out. 01:09:58.821 --> 01:10:01.991 - That's not what happened. - Denial. 01:10:02.157 --> 01:10:04.577 So, what's this I hear about a European tour? 01:10:04.743 --> 01:10:07.288 You're taking them away for six months? 01:10:07.454 --> 01:10:10.541 No, 12 actually. If we can get China to go chipmunk. 01:10:10.708 --> 01:10:12.459 Twelve? 01:10:12.626 --> 01:10:15.713 Look, I just wanted to say hi. See how they're doing. 01:10:15.880 --> 01:10:17.882 They're doing great. They're loving life. 01:10:18.048 --> 01:10:19.508 Living large. 01:10:19.675 --> 01:10:22.845 Face it, Dave. They've moved on. 01:10:23.012 --> 01:10:26.056 - They're happy now. - Look, Ian, I wanna talk to them. 01:10:26.223 --> 01:10:27.308 Put them on the phone. 01:10:27.474 --> 01:10:29.935 Yeah, I don't think that's gonna happen, Dave. 01:10:30.102 --> 01:10:32.062 Got a world tour, gonna start tomorrow. 01:10:32.229 --> 01:10:34.481 And these guys don't need the extra pressure. 01:10:34.648 --> 01:10:37.192 - We'll send you a postcard - Ian, you can't do this. 01:10:37.359 --> 01:10:40.446 They're not ready for something like that. They're just kids. 01:10:40.613 --> 01:10:43.574 - I'm gonna see them. - Look, Dave, I'm... Wait. 01:10:43.741 --> 01:10:44.867 - Ian? - Yeah? What? 01:10:45.034 --> 01:10:47.077 - Ian. - I can't... 01:10:53.834 --> 01:10:55.336 Ian... 01:10:55.502 --> 01:10:57.171 ...was that Dave? 01:11:00.174 --> 01:11:03.218 Yes. Yes, it was. 01:11:03.385 --> 01:11:06.055 He wanted me to let you know he's great and he's happy. 01:11:06.221 --> 01:11:09.099 He's really, really happy. So... All right. 01:11:09.266 --> 01:11:11.977 And is he coming to the show? 01:11:14.480 --> 01:11:18.484 You know what? I sent him tickets. And here's the thing, he sent them back. 01:11:18.651 --> 01:11:23.781 Yeah, I know. I guess he's busy, you know. Got better things to do. 01:11:23.948 --> 01:11:26.367 Hey, come on. What's with the long furry faces? 01:11:26.533 --> 01:11:28.911 We're gonna have fun. We're gonna have a big show. 01:11:29.078 --> 01:11:32.331 I'll tell you what, you guys like deep-tissue massage? All right? 01:11:32.498 --> 01:11:35.209 I know a guy. Let me call my guy. I'll get on that. 01:11:35.626 --> 01:11:38.170 Hey, captain, come here. 01:11:38.337 --> 01:11:39.463 Listen. 01:11:39.630 --> 01:11:43.175 Dave Seville. Learn the name, look for the face. 01:11:43.342 --> 01:11:46.553 If he shows up tomorrow night, he doesn't get near my chipmunks. 01:11:46.720 --> 01:11:49.598 - Got it? Okay. - Got it. 01:12:03.946 --> 01:12:05.114 Uncle Ian? 01:12:11.829 --> 01:12:14.999 - What are you doing here? - Can I sleep with you? 01:12:15.165 --> 01:12:16.542 I had a nightmare. 01:12:16.959 --> 01:12:20.254 Oh, you had a nightmare? 01:12:20.421 --> 01:12:23.590 I had a nightmare too. In my nightmare... 01:12:23.757 --> 01:12:30.139 ...I had to put together 37 dates in 42 days, in 16 different countries. 01:12:30.305 --> 01:12:35.477 And I had to coordinate 121 different radio and print interviews... 01:12:35.644 --> 01:12:38.022 ...in five different languages. 01:12:38.188 --> 01:12:41.066 But you know what, Theo? The only difference is... 01:12:41.233 --> 01:12:46.780 ...in my nightmare, when I open my eyes, it doesn't end. 01:12:46.947 --> 01:12:49.992 So is that a no? 01:13:20.814 --> 01:13:22.483 Guys... 01:13:22.775 --> 01:13:24.651 ...I wanna go home. 01:13:24.818 --> 01:13:27.154 What do you mean? You are home. 01:13:27.321 --> 01:13:29.990 No, I mean, "home" home. 01:13:30.157 --> 01:13:32.201 You know, with Dave. 01:13:32.367 --> 01:13:36.080 But, Theodore, come on. Wake up and smell the toffee. 01:13:36.246 --> 01:13:42.252 Dave doesn't even want us. He doesn't care enough to even come to our show. 01:13:44.088 --> 01:13:47.466 Here's Jillian Reynolds with today's entertainment news. 01:13:47.633 --> 01:13:50.094 Too tired to rock? The Chipmunks might be. 01:13:50.260 --> 01:13:54.348 Rumor of exhaustion and voice strain are swirling around the singing sensation. 01:13:54.515 --> 01:13:58.685 Is it because of toaster waffle overload? Or a rigorous tour schedule? 01:13:58.852 --> 01:14:02.356 It's hard to say. But manager-producer Ian Hawke has assured Fox... 01:14:02.523 --> 01:14:04.900 ...the trio will make their first stop tonight... 01:14:05.067 --> 01:14:10.823 ...on their highly anticipated world tour at the Orpheum Theatre in Los Angeles. 01:14:12.866 --> 01:14:14.493 That's it. 01:14:35.097 --> 01:14:36.765 Okay. 01:14:40.936 --> 01:14:44.606 You three sound like you've been gargling nails. 01:14:45.732 --> 01:14:48.402 - I'll cover for you. - Thank you. 01:14:49.528 --> 01:14:51.363 Can we get Wardrobe down here, please? 01:14:51.530 --> 01:14:53.115 Well? 01:14:53.282 --> 01:14:58.036 I could give you a lot of fancy terms, but, bottom line, they're exhausted. 01:14:58.203 --> 01:15:01.957 Okay, well, give them a shot or a cream or a pill or something. 01:15:02.124 --> 01:15:05.460 I've invested every dime I have in these guys. 01:15:05.627 --> 01:15:08.088 They need a long rest. 01:15:08.255 --> 01:15:12.593 A long rest. Are you...? Okay. Yeah, a long rest, right. 01:15:12.885 --> 01:15:15.179 Right, yeah. I'm not a doctor, so... 01:15:15.345 --> 01:15:18.140 I'll get them that rest. Thank you. I'll take care of it. 01:15:18.307 --> 01:15:21.226 Thank you so much. I will... I appreciate it. Hey, hey, doc. 01:15:21.393 --> 01:15:23.604 Chipmunk fever, catch it. 01:15:25.731 --> 01:15:27.608 Knock, knock. 01:15:28.233 --> 01:15:31.445 So listen, guys, I just talked to the doctor. 01:15:31.612 --> 01:15:34.656 And I don't feel right about sending you guys out like this. 01:15:35.282 --> 01:15:37.409 So you're gonna cancel the show? 01:15:37.993 --> 01:15:41.079 No. No, then I'd have to give out refunds. 01:15:41.246 --> 01:15:45.500 No. What I'm talking about is having you guys lip-synch. Yeah. 01:15:45.667 --> 01:15:47.127 Isn't that like cheating? 01:15:47.294 --> 01:15:50.964 No, it's not like cheating. It's... Cheating is wrong. 01:15:51.131 --> 01:15:54.426 This is more like helping. Yeah, all the superstars do it. 01:15:54.593 --> 01:15:58.513 Just make sure that you mouth the words exactly like we recorded them. 01:15:58.680 --> 01:16:01.433 - Otherwise, people will know. - That we're cheating. 01:16:03.060 --> 01:16:06.980 - No. - Guys, what other choice do we have? 01:16:07.147 --> 01:16:10.442 Yeah. See? That's why he's the one with the letter. 01:16:10.609 --> 01:16:12.569 All right, guys, tighten up. 01:16:12.736 --> 01:16:18.116 And remember, mouth the words and no one will know. 01:16:18.283 --> 01:16:19.868 Love you. 01:16:28.919 --> 01:16:30.254 You know you got it made. 01:16:30.420 --> 01:16:32.673 When you drop your Escalade For the drop top. 01:16:32.839 --> 01:16:35.425 Iced out, rocks hot Droppin' dollars, ladies holler. 01:16:35.592 --> 01:16:39.930 Hey, gotta get that cream. 01:16:40.097 --> 01:16:42.557 You know you got it made When they send in a parade. 01:16:42.724 --> 01:16:44.851 When you drop down Write a check in town. 01:16:45.018 --> 01:16:47.771 All just for one day. 01:16:47.938 --> 01:16:51.525 Gotta get that cream. 01:16:55.279 --> 01:17:00.909 - Don't you know that's how they roll? - Roll, roll, roll. 01:17:01.076 --> 01:17:06.707 Can you get down with the Funk, funk, funk of the Chipmunks? 01:17:06.873 --> 01:17:08.083 Baby, you know. 01:17:08.250 --> 01:17:12.337 Funk, funk, funk of the Chipmunks. 01:17:18.510 --> 01:17:21.179 Oh, come on, you gotta have one more ticket. 01:17:21.346 --> 01:17:22.723 Sorry. 01:17:23.640 --> 01:17:25.684 Come on, here's Theodore. 01:17:25.851 --> 01:17:28.312 You're here to stay When you're always getting paid. 01:17:28.478 --> 01:17:33.692 And it don't stop, never, no It won't stop no matter what they say. 01:17:33.859 --> 01:17:36.528 - Gotta live the dream. - Take it, Simon. 01:17:36.695 --> 01:17:39.281 You're here to stay When your honeys think you hit 01:17:39.448 --> 01:17:41.533 'Cause we gots it Everybody watch it 01:17:41.700 --> 01:17:46.496 I love it. You love it? Chipmunk fever. Catch it, baby. 01:17:50.250 --> 01:17:51.376 Dave Seville. 01:17:52.252 --> 01:17:55.047 No, there's no Dave Seville on this list. 01:17:55.213 --> 01:17:58.884 You know what? That's fine. I'm the editor of the L.A. Music Journal. 01:17:59.051 --> 01:18:01.011 - No, I don't think so. - He's with me. 01:18:02.346 --> 01:18:04.348 He's my assistant. 01:18:05.432 --> 01:18:06.600 Okay. 01:18:07.059 --> 01:18:08.143 Thanks, Claire. 01:18:08.310 --> 01:18:10.771 What's going on, Dave? What are you...? 01:18:13.398 --> 01:18:16.777 I gotta get my boys back but Ian's trying to keep me out. 01:18:16.943 --> 01:18:18.153 Your boys. 01:18:18.695 --> 01:18:21.281 I know that probably sounds weird coming from me. 01:18:21.907 --> 01:18:23.658 It's a good weird, though. 01:18:24.159 --> 01:18:27.287 Because after all I did to mess up everything, including you... 01:18:27.454 --> 01:18:32.584 - Dave, your boys. We should go. - Right. Okay. 01:18:33.168 --> 01:18:39.257 How we roll. 01:18:39.633 --> 01:18:41.760 Come on, can you feel it? 01:18:41.927 --> 01:18:46.181 - How we roll. - Yeah, yeah, come on. 01:18:46.598 --> 01:18:49.643 If you're gonna do something, do it fast. Here. 01:18:49.810 --> 01:18:52.020 - You're press, remember? - Thanks. 01:18:52.187 --> 01:18:57.067 Roll. 01:18:57.776 --> 01:18:59.569 - Let's go, pal. - I'm a photographer. 01:18:59.736 --> 01:19:01.738 - I have a press pass. - You're out of here. 01:19:02.447 --> 01:19:04.866 Alvin! Alvin! 01:19:07.327 --> 01:19:09.871 Alvin! 01:19:10.038 --> 01:19:14.835 - Dave! He's here. - It's Dave. 01:19:21.633 --> 01:19:23.301 What's going on? 01:19:23.468 --> 01:19:25.137 Alvin, what are you doing? 01:19:25.303 --> 01:19:28.140 I'm sending a message to our dear old uncle Ian. 01:19:28.306 --> 01:19:31.643 - Sounds like a plan to me. - Me too. 01:19:37.816 --> 01:19:39.443 Come on, guys. 01:19:40.944 --> 01:19:42.028 Hey, Ian... 01:19:43.155 --> 01:19:45.949 ...kiss my furry cheeks. 01:19:48.076 --> 01:19:50.412 Here, hold on to that. 01:19:50.829 --> 01:19:52.581 Top of the morning to you. 01:19:58.628 --> 01:20:00.422 Get off my set. 01:20:01.548 --> 01:20:03.467 Are you ready to rock? 01:20:04.843 --> 01:20:06.052 Turn it up, girl. 01:20:06.219 --> 01:20:08.138 How we roll. 01:20:11.600 --> 01:20:12.851 How we roll 01:20:13.018 --> 01:20:14.394 I feel fine. 01:20:16.104 --> 01:20:20.859 Alvin, Simon, Theodore! Come on, guys, we're going home. 01:20:21.026 --> 01:20:22.944 Move, move. 01:20:24.779 --> 01:20:26.281 Let's go. 01:20:28.658 --> 01:20:32.662 - Get them. - Look out. Run. 01:20:34.873 --> 01:20:36.583 Hi. 01:20:36.750 --> 01:20:38.001 Bye. 01:20:38.585 --> 01:20:42.047 Eenie, meenie, minie, mo. 01:20:42.214 --> 01:20:45.759 Miss a chipmunk because you're slow. 01:20:47.677 --> 01:20:49.596 Watch your knees. 01:20:49.763 --> 01:20:53.099 - Sorry. - Come on, big fella. Come on. Come on. 01:20:53.266 --> 01:20:55.101 A little bit closer. 01:20:55.268 --> 01:20:58.271 Come on, right there. Perfect. 01:20:59.356 --> 01:21:01.858 He'll feel that in the morning. 01:21:03.735 --> 01:21:06.488 - Guys. - Dave! 01:21:07.697 --> 01:21:09.991 You're not going anywhere. 01:21:10.617 --> 01:21:11.701 What are you doing? 01:21:11.868 --> 01:21:14.287 - Put us down. - Let me go. 01:21:14.454 --> 01:21:16.289 - Hey. - You better study your French. 01:21:16.456 --> 01:21:19.876 - You're going to Paris tonight. Okay? - Let go. Just had my tail redone. 01:21:20.043 --> 01:21:21.628 - No, wait. - Put it with my stuff. 01:21:21.795 --> 01:21:24.589 - Let us out of here. Let us out of here. - No. 01:21:24.756 --> 01:21:27.717 What? Ian, they don't want this any more. Just let them go. 01:21:28.760 --> 01:21:32.681 But the guy just left. You should have said something about five seconds ago. 01:21:32.847 --> 01:21:34.474 Come back. 01:21:35.308 --> 01:21:39.604 Ian, they need a real life. Not all of this. 01:21:39.771 --> 01:21:42.190 Besides, they just ruined the concert. 01:21:42.357 --> 01:21:45.944 Word will get out, no one will come to see them. 01:21:46.570 --> 01:21:51.950 Dave, they're chipmunks who talk. People will come. 01:21:52.784 --> 01:21:54.160 Guys, with me. 01:21:54.327 --> 01:22:00.542 Roll, that's how we roll. 01:22:07.132 --> 01:22:09.551 You'll never take us alive. 01:22:09.718 --> 01:22:12.178 They just did take us alive, Alvin. 01:22:12.345 --> 01:22:14.180 It's a figure of speech, Simon. 01:22:14.347 --> 01:22:18.435 Instead of criticizing me, why not use your big brain to think of a way out? 01:22:31.239 --> 01:22:33.450 Go, go, go. Go. 01:22:42.834 --> 01:22:44.628 Come on. 01:22:51.718 --> 01:22:55.013 Step on it, Dave. You're losing him. 01:23:04.773 --> 01:23:06.650 How did you guys... 7' 01:23:06.816 --> 01:23:08.318 We are talking chipmunks, Dave. 01:23:08.485 --> 01:23:13.114 We can get out of a cat carrier. Not even hard to do. 01:23:13.281 --> 01:23:15.158 You came back for us. 01:23:16.451 --> 01:23:19.913 Well, of course I came back. We're a family. 01:23:20.538 --> 01:23:22.082 Holy nuts. 01:23:22.916 --> 01:23:25.001 - What? - Am I going crazy? 01:23:25.168 --> 01:23:26.753 Or did he just say "family"? 01:23:28.421 --> 01:23:31.299 I know... 01:23:33.009 --> 01:23:34.928 ...but I really missed you guys. 01:23:35.095 --> 01:23:37.097 I missed you too, Dave. 01:23:39.307 --> 01:23:41.017 Me too. 01:23:41.184 --> 01:23:47.190 - So did Alvin. He's too cool to admit it. - Yeah, too macho. 01:23:48.483 --> 01:23:51.194 Missed you too. 01:23:51.361 --> 01:23:54.280 Sorry, I had some sentimentality stuck in my throat. 01:23:54.447 --> 01:23:58.535 I just said, I missed you too. 01:23:58.702 --> 01:24:00.662 Whatever. Who are you guys to judge me? 01:24:00.829 --> 01:24:04.082 Okay, you know what? I miss my friend Dave, okay? 01:24:04.249 --> 01:24:08.545 I'll scream it from the rooftops. And I'm not afraid. I'm not ashamed. 01:24:08.712 --> 01:24:11.881 That's right. I love you, Dave. 01:24:14.467 --> 01:24:15.593 Come here. 01:24:19.389 --> 01:24:21.433 - Dave? - Yes, Alvin? 01:24:21.599 --> 01:24:24.269 Now can I steer? Oh, please, please, please. 01:24:24.436 --> 01:24:27.981 - I want to work the windshield wipers. - Oh, and I'd like to beep the horn. 01:24:28.148 --> 01:24:30.358 Have at it, fellas. 01:24:31.609 --> 01:24:34.279 - I'm a good beeper. - Save some horn for the rest of us. 01:24:34.446 --> 01:24:37.574 - Come on, Dave, drive faster. - Not with you steering. 01:24:37.741 --> 01:24:39.909 Dave, you drive like a sleepy old bear. 01:24:40.076 --> 01:24:43.079 - Okay, Alvin, that's enough. - Enough of what? Of being awesome? 01:24:43.246 --> 01:24:44.581 Alvin, I said that's enough. 01:24:44.748 --> 01:24:47.292 Hey, look, Dave, no paws. 01:24:49.419 --> 01:24:54.924 Hey, if you guys behave, maybe I'll let you call me "Uncle lan" again. 01:24:55.091 --> 01:24:56.676 Deal? 01:25:16.738 --> 01:25:23.453 No! 01:25:30.668 --> 01:25:32.212 Claire. 01:25:32.378 --> 01:25:33.463 - Hey. - Come on in. 01:25:35.465 --> 01:25:37.842 - Hi, Claire. - Well, hello, Clarina. 01:25:38.009 --> 01:25:40.011 - Hi, guys. - Hope you like toaster waffles. 01:25:40.386 --> 01:25:44.307 And, for us classy chipmunks, a bit of the bubbly. 01:25:45.308 --> 01:25:48.311 Stupid cork. Doesn't... 01:25:54.984 --> 01:25:56.903 I'm not gonna say it. 01:25:58.488 --> 01:25:59.572 Good grief. 01:26:01.282 --> 01:26:03.326 Are you still not gonna say it? 01:26:03.493 --> 01:26:04.661 Nope. 01:26:08.873 --> 01:26:14.921 I'm gonna say it. Alvin! 01:26:15.088 --> 01:26:16.923 Okay! 01:26:30.770 --> 01:26:33.064 Okay, guys, come on, let's try it again. 01:26:33.231 --> 01:26:35.859 Here we go, and sing. 01:26:36.025 --> 01:26:40.822 Come on, sing for your uncle Ian. Come on, sing. 01:26:40.989 --> 01:26:43.616 Why...? Why won't you sing? 01:26:43.783 --> 01:26:46.160 You know, I said, sing. 01:26:46.327 --> 01:27:48.371 Telegram Channel and Instagram Page .:: @bollbolljan_com ::.