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Peek-a-boo!

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No, no, no, no, no.

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l didn't mean to startle you, my little baby.

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Hush, little vampire, don't say a word

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Papa's gonna bite the head off a bird

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l vant to kiss your tush.

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l vant to kiss your tush!

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Nice, but maybe a little more square footage.

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l want a lot of monsters here.

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l'm gonna get you, little Mavis.

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l'm gonna get you!

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What out there?

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We never go out there.

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Ever.

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"And then the monsters ran away
and were forced into hiding.

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"But Harry the Human found them
and jumped out from under their bed."

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-l'm scared!
-"And burned their clothes

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"and bit their toes!

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"And took their candy!"

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Don't take my candy.

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Babyclaws, you don't need to be frightened.

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l promised your mommy
l would protect you forever.

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My beautiful May-vay

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Let me wipe all your poop away

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Those humans are nas-tay

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So with Daddy you wiII stay

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And if a human tries to harm you

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l'll simply say...

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Because you're Daddy's girl

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Daddy's girl

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l'm your Vlad-y daddy...

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Just bend the legs and push off.

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Trust me, mouse.

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l can fly! l can fly!

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Look at you!

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Faster, baby! Faster!

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You got it, my little voodoo doll!

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Excuse me, sir.

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What? What?

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l'm okay.

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lt's ready.

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Looks good.

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Only monsters can get in?

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Absolutely.

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lt's hidden real nicely.

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You got 400 acres
of haunted forest in front of you.

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You got the Land of the Undead
on the perimeters.

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Any humans daring to even look over there
will run away real quick.

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But, of course, be smart.

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No bonfires, no firework shows.

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Yeah, yeah, no, no. No fire, l get it, l get it.

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lt's time, my darling Martha.

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The place we always talked about for Mavis.

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No one will ever harm her here.

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Yeah, it's a mess back there.

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Welcome to Hotel Transylvania!

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Human-free since 1 898.

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Your safest destination.

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Take an itinerary.

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l have personally designed
a spectacular schedule of events,

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all leading to my daughter's
birthday extravaganza tomorrow.

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We always look forward
to coming every year, Count.

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We enjoy the safety so much.

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Of course. That's why we built it.

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Yes, good evening.

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Thank you, Marty.

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You look pale, as well.

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Sir, sir, sir!

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We have an urgent plumbing issue.

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Plumbing? On it.

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Mr. Ghouligan!

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There is a clogged toilet in room 348.

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lt's okay.
We all get stomach aches, Mr. Bigfoot.

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Hey, kids, reel it in.

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You're only supposed to make
Mom and Dad miserable.

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Now, now, is that any way to behave?

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This is a hotel, not a cemetery.

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Sorry, Uncle Drac.

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Drac! How are ya?

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Wayne, my old friend!

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Couldn't wait for this weekend.

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Always great to be out of
the shadows for a couple days.

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The family looks beautiful.

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Let me just clean up their filth.

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Housekeeping!

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Frankie, my boy! Look at you!

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Still traveling by mail, Mr. Cheapo, huh?

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lt's not a money thing.

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l have a plane phobia, okay?

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l mean, at any moment,
those engines could catch...

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Fire! Yeah, yeah.

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"Fire bad."

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We know.

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Augustus, Porridge Head, come on!

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Does that look like Frankenstein's head?

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Hey, Drac, buddy, what's
going on with your cape there?

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What do you mean?

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Who pinched me?

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Guilty. You're irresistible.

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Yes, very amusing, lnvisible Man.

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Hello. Great to "see" you.

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Never gets old.

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Missed me.

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Missed me, missed me, missed me.

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Okay, you win. Hold this bacon.

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Why am l holding bacon...

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No! Get 'em off!

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Here comes the party!

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Hello, Murray!

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Drac, what's up, buddy?

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The sand, Murray, the sand!

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Always with the sand.

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Wolfie! Wanda! Frank!

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l love this guy.

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He always bringing it full tilt.

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You're looking skinny, too.

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Now that you're just a head.

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Okay, you'll pay for that.

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So what's up, Drac?

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The hotel is looking off the hook.

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Hey, guys, watch this.

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By the way, you were right
about those directions.

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Oh, good, good.

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Yeah, l took the Tigris

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through the Nile, and there
was absolutely no traffic.

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You're kidding me.

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Right in my lobby?

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Drac, l swear, man, l don't run like that.

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Housekeeping!

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l was not the cause of that.

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We're ready!

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lf only Martha were here to see this.

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She's always here, Wanda.

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Okay, friends,

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l am so glad you are here to celebrate.

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Another birthday for my sweet little Mavis,

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and another successful year
of refuge from them!

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These are recent human images

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our surveillance has uncovered.

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They are getting fatter so as to overpower us.

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And they are wearing less clothing,

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allowing more movement to strangle us

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or cut open our heads and put candy in them.

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But they will never

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find us here.

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Evil villain, you will never win!

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Okie doke. The fun starts in 30 minutes.

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Right now, l have to see my little girl.

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She's not so little anymore!

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Yes, she is!

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What's going on out there?

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Are we at the hotel?

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Frank, did you book us
for a tandem massage?

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Did you get us a table at Hunchback's?

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Did you do anything?

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You're welcome.

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What's going on?

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Dad, you said that

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when l turned 1 1 8,
l could go out into the world

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like every other adult that gets
to come and go from this hotel.

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"But, Mavey Wavey, it's not safe.
Bleh, bleh-bleh."

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Dad, 30 years ago, you promised.

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l remember, we were both eating mice,

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and you specifically said
that you gave me your word.

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Do not disturb.

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-Do not disturb.
-Do not disturb.

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Do not disturb.

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-Do not disturb.
-Do not disturb.

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-Do not disturb.
-Good morning, Your Eminence.

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Maid, clean up this room!

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lt's you. Glad you could make it.

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-ls she up yet?
-She's up.

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She's ready to go. And by "go," l mean go.
As in, go check the world out.

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What you gonna do? What you gonna say?

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l got it covered. Please, relax.
Just do yourjob.

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Good morning, Mavey Wavey!

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Happy birthday, my little mouse!

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Thank you, Dad.

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l know it's my birthday.

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l have so much fun planned.

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But first, we go catch
some scorpions together,

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just the two of us, yes, dead-ums?

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Dad, please, let me speak.

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There's something we have to talk about.

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You want to go out into the world. You can.

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l knew you were gonna say that.

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But, Dad, you gave me your word,

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and you know that l know that
a Dracula's word is sacred.

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That our trust is the core of our...

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Wait, what?

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l said you can go.

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You're just playing with me.

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No, no, no, no.
You're old enough to drive a hearse now,

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you're old enough to
make your own choices.

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You can go.

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Holy rabies! Holy rabies!

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Whoa. Stop.

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Wait a second, sweetfangs.

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Where are you going?

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Oh, well, l'm going to paradise,

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and this is just some stuff
that l thought l would need.

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-Paradise?
-Yeah, you know.

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lt's that place out there
where you and Mom met.

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Auntie Wanda says you two

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were just like, Zing!

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l don't know from "Zing."

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Where did you find that card?

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ln one of your drawers.

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Why won't you ever tell me
about how you met?

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lt's actually Hawaii.

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Ha-what-what?

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Look, honey, l know you're excited,

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but everyone has gone to great lengths
to come see you on your birthday.

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l know. They always do.

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But aren't l getting a little old
for these parties?

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l love them,
but l really want to see new things.

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Maybe meet somebody my age.

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Come on. No, no, don't do that.

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Don't give me the pouty batface.

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Okay, there is a human village
just a little ways past the cemetery.

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You could go there and be back
in, like, 30 minutes or so.

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lt should be plenty for your first time.

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Well, it's not Ha-wee-wee, but l guess

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it's still technically out there.

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Okay, okay, okay!

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Thanks for trusting me.

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Of course, my little one.

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l gave you my word.

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Hey, honey!

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-Look at this!
-Hey, guys.

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You excited about tomorrow?

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Not as excited as l am right now.

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You're not gonna believe this,
but Dad is letting me

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go out on my own to see a human village!

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-What?
-No!

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Excuse me. Drac!

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Have you lost it?

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Letting your own daughter out there

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with those horrible humans
you always tell us about?

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That's why you built this place.

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They hate us. They're vicious.

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And they're very loud!

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Auntie Eunice, maybe they've changed.

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l'm just gonna fly down
the street and see how it goes.

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Okay, honey, be safe.

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Bring warm clothes and a sword.

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And look out for pitchforks.

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Don't you let anyone
scoop your brains out, either.

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Maybe stay in the shadows.

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lt's more fun to just
observe from under a house.

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Guys, guys. She can handle it.

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She's a Dracula, for Pete's sake.

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But seriously, watch out for fire.

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Fire bad.

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Bye, everyone.

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Drac, l can't believe how calm
you are about her leaving.

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l'm proud of you.

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Drac? Drac?

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Where did Drac go?

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This is awesome!

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There's the cemetery, just like Dad said.

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Hello?

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Anybody out there?

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-Vampire.
-Bite toes!

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Hi, humans.

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Everything okay?
My name is Mavis Dracula, and l...

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Vampire.

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-Burn clothes.
-Burn my clothes?

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-Really?
-Vampire!

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-We take your candy.
-Candy!

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l'm friendly. l really am.

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-Calm down, now.
-Candy.

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l just wanted to say hi.

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Please. l've never hurt anyone.

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l'm homeschooled.

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ls that garlic?

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Holy rabies, you're on fire.

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Can l do anything? Can l help you?

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Dad was right.

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lt worked.

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Now my baby will be safe forever.

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All right, everybody, get back to work now.

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Hey. You don't need a mannequin.

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Leave the mannequin here. Come on.

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Where you been?

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Why you sneaking around?

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Quiet.

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Sweetheart, have you returned so soon?

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Come in, Dad.

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How'd it go? How was the big world?

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How was it out there?

00:18:04.417 --> 00:18:05.667
lt was okay, Dad.

00:18:05.752 --> 00:18:07.335
What? What's the matter?

00:18:07.420 --> 00:18:09.171
Dad, you were right.

00:18:09.255 --> 00:18:10.714
Humans are awful.

00:18:10.798 --> 00:18:12.591
They were everything you said.

00:18:12.675 --> 00:18:14.843
-They wanted to bite my toes.
-Your toes?

00:18:14.927 --> 00:18:16.970
And they had garlic on bread.

00:18:17.054 --> 00:18:19.014
What? Look at me.

00:18:19.098 --> 00:18:22.476
l'm getting goose bumps, l'm so scared.

00:18:24.937 --> 00:18:26.688
l'm so sorry, sweetheart.

00:18:26.773 --> 00:18:29.316
l hate that you had to see that.

00:18:29.400 --> 00:18:31.902
l'm so sorry l doubted you.

00:18:33.362 --> 00:18:36.281
l'll never leave here again.

00:18:36.365 --> 00:18:39.659
Okay. Okay.

00:18:39.744 --> 00:18:44.414
Look, Daddy's going to make you
the bestest birthday ever.

00:18:44.499 --> 00:18:45.832
Look what l brought you.

00:18:45.917 --> 00:18:47.751
Your wormcakes.

00:18:49.253 --> 00:18:50.962
Don't be sad anymore.

00:18:51.047 --> 00:18:55.550
Remember, this is the year
we open Mommy's present for you.

00:18:55.635 --> 00:18:57.219
What did she get me?

00:18:57.303 --> 00:18:58.470
We'll see.

00:18:58.554 --> 00:19:02.724
She said never to open until you're 1 1 8.

00:19:02.809 --> 00:19:04.684
We've waited this long.

00:19:04.769 --> 00:19:06.061
You eat your wormcakes.

00:19:06.145 --> 00:19:09.189
You come down
whenever you're ready, honey.

00:19:13.236 --> 00:19:14.444
What did you do?

00:19:14.529 --> 00:19:15.612
What l had to.

00:19:16.948 --> 00:19:18.490
She'll thank me one day.

00:19:18.574 --> 00:19:22.077
Yeah, that's what the guy
who shrunk my head said.

00:19:34.924 --> 00:19:36.591
Yes, what do you want, a cookie?

00:19:36.676 --> 00:19:37.843
You did all right, man.

00:19:37.927 --> 00:19:39.177
Move on already.

00:19:44.976 --> 00:19:46.184
Yeah.

00:19:48.521 --> 00:19:50.689
Vampire! Vampire!

00:19:50.773 --> 00:19:52.107
A human.

00:19:54.902 --> 00:19:57.112
Who are you?
And how did you find this place?

00:19:57.196 --> 00:19:58.572
l'm Jonathan.

00:19:58.656 --> 00:20:00.532
And l was just mountain
climbing with some dudes...

00:20:01.951 --> 00:20:04.244
...and heard this story about a spooky forest.

00:20:06.956 --> 00:20:10.125
And who's not going to go
into a spooky forest, right?

00:20:12.295 --> 00:20:15.380
So, then I see
these goofy-looking dudes on fire.

00:20:17.717 --> 00:20:21.928
And l just kind of followed them
to this, like, amazing castle.

00:20:23.723 --> 00:20:25.307
But, of course, be smart.

00:20:25.391 --> 00:20:28.393
No bonfires, no firework shows.

00:20:28.728 --> 00:20:31.104
-How many of you are there?
-Just me.

00:20:31.188 --> 00:20:32.480
l like to hit it alone.

00:20:32.565 --> 00:20:34.649
You meet so many awesome people
in the youth hostels.

00:20:34.734 --> 00:20:38.612
Hey, speaking of awesome,
that cape thing is killing it.

00:20:38.696 --> 00:20:40.447
ls there, like, a costume party here?

00:20:40.531 --> 00:20:41.656
What have l done?

00:20:41.741 --> 00:20:43.408
This is all my fault.

00:20:43.993 --> 00:20:45.327
You have to leave.

00:20:45.912 --> 00:20:47.454
-Oh, no.
-Excuse me.

00:20:47.580 --> 00:20:50.165
One of your piranhas in the lake is very rude.

00:20:50.249 --> 00:20:51.791
He ate my sister-in-law.

00:20:51.876 --> 00:20:53.293
Be right with you.

00:20:54.003 --> 00:20:57.005
Mr. Dracula, we asked for a room
with a view of the pool.

00:20:57.089 --> 00:20:58.965
The room's fine. We want to book a massage.

00:20:59.050 --> 00:21:00.216
-Yes, Swedish.
-Shiatsu.

00:21:00.301 --> 00:21:01.635
-Aromatherapy.
-Lower back.

00:21:01.719 --> 00:21:02.844
-Do you have hot-stone?
-We want a massage.

00:21:02.929 --> 00:21:04.596
-l'll get back to you, Mr. Hydraberg.
-l hope so.

00:21:04.680 --> 00:21:06.014
-l doubt it.
-See that you do.

00:21:06.098 --> 00:21:07.933
-That's Ms. Hydraberg.
-Thanks.

00:21:08.017 --> 00:21:09.851
-Yes, nice to see you.
-Dude, seriously, what's up?

00:21:09.936 --> 00:21:11.603
lt's kind of funky to breathe under here.

00:21:11.687 --> 00:21:14.314
Drac. Hey, Drac. How'd it go with Mavey?

00:21:14.398 --> 00:21:16.691
Hey. Where'd you go?

00:21:19.195 --> 00:21:20.278
Wow!

00:21:20.363 --> 00:21:22.280
This room's kind of small for a big castle.

00:21:22.365 --> 00:21:25.241
No bed, but check out these
awesome dustpans they give you.

00:21:25.368 --> 00:21:26.743
Quiet, you fool.

00:21:26.827 --> 00:21:28.995
What weapons are you keeping
in this container?

00:21:29.080 --> 00:21:30.413
Your pitchforks?

00:21:32.416 --> 00:21:33.917
l can't breathe.

00:21:34.001 --> 00:21:35.502
lt's killing me.

00:21:35.586 --> 00:21:38.129
Yeah, definitely due for a fluff and fold.

00:21:38.214 --> 00:21:39.464
What is this?

00:21:39.590 --> 00:21:40.799
A torture device?

00:21:40.883 --> 00:21:42.550
A secret mind controller?

00:21:42.635 --> 00:21:44.469
You won't read my thoughts.

00:21:44.553 --> 00:21:45.762
l won't let you.

00:21:45.846 --> 00:21:47.430
Dude, it's just music.

00:21:47.515 --> 00:21:48.807
Here, try it.

00:21:51.894 --> 00:21:54.562
lt's taking my soul!

00:21:55.731 --> 00:21:58.900
What? lt's a good jam. Don't be a grandpa.

00:21:58.985 --> 00:22:00.485
You need to go.

00:22:00.569 --> 00:22:05.448
No human has ever entered this castle.
And if someone should see you,

00:22:05.533 --> 00:22:11.496
the safety of the hotel, the sanctuary,
no one would ever come again.

00:22:11.580 --> 00:22:13.540
Yeah, go for it.

00:22:13.624 --> 00:22:15.583
"Ever come again!"

00:22:15.668 --> 00:22:18.962
l love your Dracula voice. lt's so over the top.

00:22:19.130 --> 00:22:23.758
And Mavis, if she saw you,
she would know that l lied. No!

00:22:23.843 --> 00:22:25.719
Who's Mavis? ls this her room?

00:22:25.803 --> 00:22:26.886
l'm good with a roommate.

00:22:26.971 --> 00:22:29.055
l had six brothers growing up,
so l could totally share.

00:22:29.140 --> 00:22:30.265
l can't kill him.

00:22:30.349 --> 00:22:32.517
lt would set monsters back
hundreds of years.

00:22:32.601 --> 00:22:34.269
One time, in Hamburg,
l roomed with this dude

00:22:34.353 --> 00:22:35.854
who l caught stealing my shampoo.

00:22:35.938 --> 00:22:39.190
l said, "Whoa, man," and he threw
a flower pot at me, but he was cool.

00:22:39.275 --> 00:22:40.650
What are you babbling about?

00:22:40.735 --> 00:22:42.235
What? Whoa.

00:22:42.319 --> 00:22:44.029
Check out these awesome costumes.

00:22:44.196 --> 00:22:45.780
Costumes.

00:22:46.574 --> 00:22:49.576
What's this? Sorry, man.
l just can't be without my backpack.

00:22:49.660 --> 00:22:52.162
-You know, everything l own's in there.
-lt'll be right here.

00:22:52.246 --> 00:22:54.831
Okay, l just... l love my backpack.

00:22:54.915 --> 00:22:56.416
Whoa. Hey, what are you doing?

00:22:56.500 --> 00:22:58.501
What are you...
What are you doing to my hair?

00:22:58.586 --> 00:23:01.046
Stop. Oh, wait, that tickles.

00:23:01.130 --> 00:23:03.339
Come on, man.

00:23:06.969 --> 00:23:09.012
Check it out. l'm a Franken-homie.

00:23:09.096 --> 00:23:10.889
-Yes, hello.
-Look at me!

00:23:10.973 --> 00:23:14.976
This is totally normal, not a problem here.
This is just a monster with me.

00:23:15.102 --> 00:23:16.686
Man, everybody stepped it up tonight.

00:23:17.480 --> 00:23:20.523
Wait, why are we going to the front door?
Are we leaving?

00:23:20.608 --> 00:23:22.692
Bonjour, Dracula!

00:23:22.777 --> 00:23:24.527
Hey, Sniffy. What's going on?

00:23:24.612 --> 00:23:26.446
Not right now, Quasimodo.

00:23:29.450 --> 00:23:30.825
What?

00:23:30.910 --> 00:23:32.202
No. Don't be absurd.

00:23:32.286 --> 00:23:35.080
lt's not a human, but Monsieur Dracula.

00:23:35.206 --> 00:23:37.207
How ridiculous. lt's me.

00:23:40.753 --> 00:23:43.338
-The devilled lizard fingers.
-Devilled lizard fingers?

00:23:43.422 --> 00:23:45.131
l asked for spleens-in-blankets.

00:23:45.216 --> 00:23:47.258
You ugly fool! l told you, he doesn't like

00:23:47.343 --> 00:23:48.843
-the lizard fingers!
-But you said...

00:23:51.013 --> 00:23:53.223
Whoa. Check that costume out.

00:23:53.307 --> 00:23:57.644
Wow. Seriously, l just have to ask you:
How are you pulling this off?

00:23:57.728 --> 00:23:59.229
l mean, it looks so real.

00:23:59.313 --> 00:24:01.564
Like, l could just put
my hand right through...

00:24:03.442 --> 00:24:04.609
What do you think you're doing?

00:24:04.860 --> 00:24:07.779
She's real. You're real!

00:24:07.947 --> 00:24:11.699
Yeah, and l'll give you a real beating.
Keep your hands out of my wife!

00:24:15.913 --> 00:24:17.163
Oh, no.

00:24:55.870 --> 00:24:57.537
Honey, l just didn't know where you were.

00:24:57.621 --> 00:24:59.622
We thought you were still out.

00:24:59.707 --> 00:25:02.292
Oh, no.
l don't know why l ever wanted to leave.

00:25:02.376 --> 00:25:04.294
The humans are so boring.

00:25:17.558 --> 00:25:19.559
Mavis, honey, are you all right?

00:25:19.643 --> 00:25:22.729
Yeah, l think so. That was weird.

00:25:22.813 --> 00:25:24.731
My head hurts.

00:25:24.815 --> 00:25:26.733
-Who is that?
-Who is what?

00:25:26.817 --> 00:25:28.401
Oh, that.

00:25:28.485 --> 00:25:30.403
That is nobody.

00:25:30.487 --> 00:25:32.280
-Seriously, Dad?
-"Dad"?

00:25:32.364 --> 00:25:36.159
Yeah, l know, Dracula's daughter.
Everyone freaks out at first.

00:25:36.243 --> 00:25:37.410
Dracula?

00:25:37.494 --> 00:25:38.578
Okay, we got to go.

00:25:42.374 --> 00:25:44.250
Please don't kill me. l'm so young.

00:25:44.335 --> 00:25:46.669
l have so many places l want to see.

00:25:46.754 --> 00:25:49.005
l've got tickets to six
Dave Matthews Band concerts.

00:25:49.089 --> 00:25:50.965
l'm getting out of here.

00:25:54.261 --> 00:25:55.637
Shut up already.

00:25:55.721 --> 00:25:58.264
lt's impossible for me
to think with all your noise.

00:25:58.349 --> 00:26:00.558
Sorry, Glen. Go back to sleep.

00:26:02.436 --> 00:26:06.773
-Wait. Aren't you going to suck my blood?
-Classic human paranoia.

00:26:06.857 --> 00:26:10.818
Human blood is so fatty,
and you never know where it's been.

00:26:10.903 --> 00:26:13.655
So, Dracula doesn't drink blood?

00:26:13.739 --> 00:26:16.157
No, l use a blood substitute.

00:26:16.242 --> 00:26:20.536
Either Near Blood or Blood Beaters.
You can't tell the difference.

00:26:20.621 --> 00:26:23.456
So, wow, you're, like, the real Count Dracula.

00:26:23.540 --> 00:26:26.292
Like, "l'm Dracula. Bleh, bleh-bleh."

00:26:26.961 --> 00:26:30.004
l've never said that in my life.
"Bleh, bleh-bleh."

00:26:30.089 --> 00:26:31.798
l don't know where that comes from.

00:26:31.882 --> 00:26:35.301
Can l just ask, what exactly is this place?

00:26:35.386 --> 00:26:37.804
What is this place?

00:26:41.684 --> 00:26:45.728
lt's a place l built
for all those monsters out there,

00:26:45.813 --> 00:26:51.150
lurking in the shadows,
hiding from the persecution of humankind.

00:26:51.318 --> 00:26:55.697
A place for them and their families
to come to and be themselves.

00:26:55.823 --> 00:26:59.200
A place void of torches,
pitchforks, angry mobs.

00:26:59.326 --> 00:27:02.537
A place of peace, relaxation

00:27:02.663 --> 00:27:04.789
and tranquility.

00:27:04.999 --> 00:27:07.041
Cool. So, it's like a hotel for monsters?

00:27:08.085 --> 00:27:12.005
Yes, exactly. "A hotel for monsters."
Way to sum it up.

00:27:13.215 --> 00:27:16.509
Okay, hop on my back. We're leaving.

00:27:16.593 --> 00:27:18.219
Oh, man, you're a bat now.

00:27:18.345 --> 00:27:20.179
l always wanted to fly. What's it like?

00:27:20.764 --> 00:27:23.391
This is insane. Wait. Wait, l want to stay.

00:27:23.517 --> 00:27:26.019
Can Frankenstein sign my costume?
Can l meet the lnvisible Man?

00:27:26.103 --> 00:27:28.563
Hey, if l stuck my hand
in the lnvisible Man's mouth,

00:27:28.689 --> 00:27:30.231
-would it disappear?
-Hi.

00:27:30.357 --> 00:27:34.193
Mavey! What are you doing,
my sweet little blood orange?

00:27:34.278 --> 00:27:36.321
Our friend was just leaving.

00:27:36.405 --> 00:27:38.406
Yeah, he was flying me out the window.

00:27:39.616 --> 00:27:41.034
This guy, he's so funny.

00:27:41.160 --> 00:27:43.619
Look, you have something on your face.

00:27:43.704 --> 00:27:47.457
Play along if you ever want
to see your precious backpack.

00:27:50.210 --> 00:27:54.088
Whoa. So, wait, you didn't have
any clothes on when you were a bat?

00:27:54.173 --> 00:27:55.465
Or were they bat-sized?

00:27:56.425 --> 00:27:58.551
Who exactly is that?

00:27:58.677 --> 00:28:00.011
Honeybat.

00:28:00.095 --> 00:28:02.305
You see, it's your birthday.

00:28:02.389 --> 00:28:07.185
And you know l want you to have the bestest,
specialest party of your life.

00:28:07.269 --> 00:28:10.563
So, well, l needed some help.

00:28:10.647 --> 00:28:11.856
You needed help?

00:28:11.940 --> 00:28:15.360
Well, look, l am very good,
but l thought it would be

00:28:15.444 --> 00:28:20.823
even more bestest, specialest if someone
closer to your age helped plan the party.

00:28:20.908 --> 00:28:22.158
-You're my age?
-Sure.

00:28:22.242 --> 00:28:23.868
Well, how old are you?

00:28:23.952 --> 00:28:25.036
1 1 8.

00:28:25.120 --> 00:28:26.913
One hundred and...

00:28:26.997 --> 00:28:29.791
Yeah, l'm 1 21 .

00:28:29.875 --> 00:28:31.667
Really?

00:28:31.752 --> 00:28:35.505
You see? Everything is very, very normal.

00:28:35.589 --> 00:28:38.341
l'm throwing a party, and he's helping.

00:28:38.550 --> 00:28:40.635
-Sir, there's an emergency.
-Not now.

00:28:40.803 --> 00:28:44.389
Can't you see we're in the middle
of something very normal here?

00:28:44.473 --> 00:28:46.015
Wait, what's going on here?

00:28:46.100 --> 00:28:50.353
There's an emergency in your precious hotel,
and you're not running to fix it?

00:28:50.479 --> 00:28:52.021
Why? ls it because of him?

00:28:52.106 --> 00:28:53.940
Whoa, look at my face.

00:28:54.733 --> 00:28:57.944
No, precious bones, it's not because of him.

00:28:58.028 --> 00:29:00.863
Good. Then go check on the emergency,
and l'll keep him company.

00:29:00.948 --> 00:29:03.866
-No! Anything but that!
-What?

00:29:03.951 --> 00:29:06.661
l mean, because he needs time to plan.

00:29:06.745 --> 00:29:09.622
And if you're keeping him company,
then he's not planning.

00:29:09.706 --> 00:29:11.499
He is company-keeping,

00:29:11.583 --> 00:29:13.960
and then the plan, it's...
lt doesn't get planned.

00:29:14.962 --> 00:29:16.379
-Good one.
-Shut up!

00:29:16.463 --> 00:29:20.550
Okay. So, maybe if you're not
planning later, we can hang out.

00:29:20.634 --> 00:29:23.177
-Sounds good.
-Yes. You hear that?

00:29:23.262 --> 00:29:24.846
lt sounds good.

00:29:25.139 --> 00:29:29.016
So you will hang out.
See you later, my honey. Lovely.

00:29:29.810 --> 00:29:31.602
Okay, you're not hanging out.

00:29:31.687 --> 00:29:33.604
Because you are leaving.

00:29:33.689 --> 00:29:35.731
But the opposite, you said.

00:29:39.236 --> 00:29:40.945
But, sir, the emergency.

00:29:41.029 --> 00:29:42.530
Follow me.

00:29:47.369 --> 00:29:49.328
Boy, that kid smelled.

00:29:53.500 --> 00:29:54.876
Where are we going?

00:29:54.960 --> 00:29:56.335
Just getting rid of you

00:29:56.420 --> 00:29:59.130
through a secret tunnel
so she does not see us.

00:29:59.298 --> 00:30:01.549
So, can l ask you a question?

00:30:01.633 --> 00:30:03.759
ls that real, about the garlic thing?

00:30:03.927 --> 00:30:06.888
Yes, l cannot have it. My throat swells.

00:30:07.181 --> 00:30:08.806
Wooden stake to the heart?

00:30:08.891 --> 00:30:10.558
Yeah, well, who wouldn't that kill?

00:30:20.068 --> 00:30:22.111
Here we go.

00:30:25.949 --> 00:30:27.742
l'm sorry. l'm a little lost.

00:30:27.826 --> 00:30:30.328
Yes, l know it's your honeymoon.
l apologize.

00:30:30.412 --> 00:30:33.289
Go back to doing what you were doing.

00:30:37.961 --> 00:30:39.212
l'm not down here much.

00:30:39.296 --> 00:30:42.882
lt's meant to be
an exit if humans ever invade.

00:30:42.966 --> 00:30:46.761
So, l'm, like, the first human here, huh?
That's really cool.

00:30:47.846 --> 00:30:49.263
Oh, boy.

00:30:49.348 --> 00:30:51.349
l think this is it.

00:30:54.269 --> 00:30:56.062
-What's happening?
-l'm terribly sorry.

00:30:56.146 --> 00:30:58.523
-My mistake.
-What is wrong with you people?

00:31:01.193 --> 00:31:03.486
Oh, man. This place is amazing.

00:31:03.570 --> 00:31:05.947
Okay, l could really use
some silence right now.

00:31:13.080 --> 00:31:15.081
All right, third time's a...

00:31:22.047 --> 00:31:23.422
Drac.

00:31:24.091 --> 00:31:25.299
Yes, Frankie?

00:31:25.384 --> 00:31:26.676
Hey, buddy, what you been doing?

00:31:26.760 --> 00:31:27.969
Don't move.

00:31:28.053 --> 00:31:29.804
Never mind that. What you been doing?

00:31:30.430 --> 00:31:32.807
We wanted to practice our
big number for Mavis's party,

00:31:32.891 --> 00:31:34.976
and then these losers
wouldn't get off the bandstand.

00:31:35.060 --> 00:31:36.727
Okay. Put down Zombie Mozart,

00:31:36.812 --> 00:31:38.396
Bach and Beethoven this instant.

00:31:42.609 --> 00:31:45.945
Did you get to rehearse
at all, Zombie Beethoven?

00:31:47.739 --> 00:31:51.576
Listen, Drac, we wanted to
play something, like old times.

00:31:51.660 --> 00:31:54.078
We even thought maybe you'd sing with us.

00:31:54.162 --> 00:31:58.457
Come on, fellas. You know that
l haven't sung in public since Martha.

00:31:59.001 --> 00:32:00.793
Yeah, but we just thought
how much, you know, Mavis would love it.

00:32:00.877 --> 00:32:01.961
l said no!

00:32:02.045 --> 00:32:03.170
Don't ask me again!

00:32:03.797 --> 00:32:06.799
Okay. Now, let's hug the zombies.
Let's all make up.

00:32:06.883 --> 00:32:09.427
-Wow. He really scared you.
-l wasn't scared.

00:32:09.511 --> 00:32:11.470
l was being polite, okay?

00:32:11.722 --> 00:32:14.682
Hey. What are you doing here?
l thought you were planning.

00:32:14.766 --> 00:32:17.184
l never caught your name.

00:32:17.269 --> 00:32:18.352
My name's Mavis.

00:32:18.645 --> 00:32:21.105
Mavis? That's a pretty neat name.

00:32:21.189 --> 00:32:22.815
Yeah, my mom picked it.

00:32:22.941 --> 00:32:26.110
So, are you going to tell me your name?

00:32:26.194 --> 00:32:30.197
Me? My name? Good question.

00:32:30.282 --> 00:32:32.199
Well, obviously, l'm Frankenstein.

00:32:33.035 --> 00:32:34.994
No, you're not.
Frankenstein is my uncle over there.

00:32:35.412 --> 00:32:37.038
The gentleman hugging Zombie Mozart.

00:32:38.707 --> 00:32:40.583
Right. Of course, he's your uncle.

00:32:40.709 --> 00:32:43.794
Well, see, l'm not "the" Frankenstein.

00:32:43.879 --> 00:32:47.506
l'm his cousin, Johnnystein.

00:32:47.591 --> 00:32:49.884
-Johnnystein?
-Hey, Mavis.

00:32:52.888 --> 00:32:55.348
Who is that?

00:32:55.432 --> 00:32:56.849
Are these monsters going to kill me?

00:32:56.933 --> 00:32:59.018
Not as long as they think you're a monster.

00:32:59.102 --> 00:33:00.519
Huh? That's kind of racist.

00:33:00.604 --> 00:33:02.063
We'll talk later.

00:33:05.651 --> 00:33:08.069
-ls he making fun of me?
-No, no.

00:33:08.153 --> 00:33:10.279
Of course he's not, because he's...

00:33:10.405 --> 00:33:12.156
He's your cousin, Johnnystein.

00:33:12.240 --> 00:33:13.741
Yes, yes, yes.

00:33:13.950 --> 00:33:15.201
l don't have no cousin.

00:33:15.285 --> 00:33:18.287
No, no, you do.
He's your sixth cousin, three times removed.

00:33:18.413 --> 00:33:20.414
On your right arm's side.

00:33:20.499 --> 00:33:21.666
You have a cousin?

00:33:21.750 --> 00:33:23.042
Frank, if your arm could talk,

00:33:23.126 --> 00:33:26.170
he would tell you that the original owner
of your arm had a brother.

00:33:26.254 --> 00:33:27.546
Who married a woman.

00:33:27.631 --> 00:33:29.715
-Who was...
-For strangling a pig.

00:33:29.800 --> 00:33:32.259
l have pig-strangling blood in my arm?

00:33:32.344 --> 00:33:33.427
That's kind of cool.

00:33:33.512 --> 00:33:35.429
Well, cuz, great to meet you.

00:33:37.516 --> 00:33:39.100
So, what brings you here, Johnny?

00:33:39.184 --> 00:33:40.559
-What was that?
-Oh, sorry.

00:33:40.644 --> 00:33:42.728
l should really clear my throat before l speak.

00:33:42.813 --> 00:33:44.605
Anyway, what brings you here?

00:33:45.982 --> 00:33:47.441
Party planner.

00:33:47.526 --> 00:33:52.780
Yes, l have recruited Mr. Stein here
to help me with Mavis's birthday party.

00:33:52.989 --> 00:33:55.950
Wait a minute, you asked
someone to help you?

00:33:56.034 --> 00:33:57.243
Captain Control Freak?

00:33:57.327 --> 00:34:02.540
lt's Count... And yes, l thought having
a Mavis contemporary would be useful.

00:34:02.624 --> 00:34:05.960
Yeah, he totally needed
a fresher perspective.

00:34:06.545 --> 00:34:08.671
Okay, Johnny, Mr. Tight Coffin over here

00:34:08.797 --> 00:34:11.465
was planning to have these
powdered lame-os play at the party.

00:34:14.010 --> 00:34:16.220
So, anyways, we thought
we could liven things up a bit.

00:34:16.346 --> 00:34:19.473
Whoa! You all play?
Let's check you guys out!

00:34:22.477 --> 00:34:25.521
Girl

00:34:25.647 --> 00:34:29.400
l can't believe it's your big night

00:34:31.027 --> 00:34:37.158
Seems Iike onIy yesterday
you were eating mosquitoes

00:34:37.367 --> 00:34:40.035
But now you're eating frogs and mice

00:34:40.120 --> 00:34:44.457
Scarfing them down Iike Doritos

00:34:44.750 --> 00:34:46.125
TeII me

00:34:46.209 --> 00:34:49.670
Where did the time go, girl?

00:34:49.838 --> 00:34:51.464
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on, guys.

00:34:51.548 --> 00:34:52.757
Stop.

00:34:52.841 --> 00:34:54.467
That's cute, but kind of old school.

00:34:54.551 --> 00:34:56.385
Yes, thank you, Johnny.

00:34:56.470 --> 00:34:59.096
You got to totally tempo things up.

00:34:59.181 --> 00:35:00.681
Here, let me show you.

00:35:00.766 --> 00:35:03.684
Werewolf man, give me a jam!

00:35:03.769 --> 00:35:04.810
Two, three, four!

00:35:04.895 --> 00:35:07.062
Vampire girl with the fangy fangs

00:35:07.189 --> 00:35:09.523
Hair real cute with the bangy bangs

00:35:09.608 --> 00:35:11.942
Little princess gonna be a queen

00:35:12.027 --> 00:35:14.153
Legal bat lady turning 1 1 8

00:35:16.782 --> 00:35:19.116
-1 1 8!
-Say 1 1 8!

00:35:19.201 --> 00:35:20.326
1 1 8!

00:35:20.410 --> 00:35:22.578
Yeah! Stage dive!

00:35:26.541 --> 00:35:27.625
Awesome.

00:35:27.709 --> 00:35:29.335
l am so blown away right now.

00:35:29.419 --> 00:35:36.008
l think my cuz is gonna
make this the best party ever!

00:35:36.092 --> 00:35:38.427
Yeah! Maybe he can find
a way to get me some chicks.

00:35:38.553 --> 00:35:40.095
We should do a dance contest!

00:35:40.222 --> 00:35:41.889
We're not doing any of that.

00:35:41.973 --> 00:35:43.891
We've got to stay on schedule, all right?

00:35:43.975 --> 00:35:45.559
All right, Dad, all right.

00:35:45.644 --> 00:35:47.102
-Johnny, you're coming, too.
-l don't know.

00:35:47.229 --> 00:35:48.813
-ls it cool with Dracula?
-Johnny, come with us.

00:35:56.571 --> 00:36:01.408
N-27.

00:36:11.962 --> 00:36:15.756
G-61 .

00:36:18.468 --> 00:36:20.302
Bingo! Bingo!

00:36:20.387 --> 00:36:21.470
How dare you.

00:36:21.555 --> 00:36:23.472
Do you know what doctor made me?

00:36:23.557 --> 00:36:24.807
l didn't do that.

00:36:26.101 --> 00:36:28.352
Circles?

00:36:28.436 --> 00:36:29.770
Fly?

00:36:31.773 --> 00:36:33.315
-Hands?
-Film.

00:36:34.568 --> 00:36:35.985
-Vomit.
-The Vomit?

00:36:36.069 --> 00:36:38.946
-The Throw Up.
-No. That wasn't a clue.

00:36:46.830 --> 00:36:47.913
Nothing?

00:36:47.998 --> 00:36:49.707
-Emptiness?
-Glasses?

00:36:49.791 --> 00:36:52.126
-Glasses?
-Glasses shaking?

00:36:52.586 --> 00:36:54.128
Glasses shaking sideways!

00:36:54.212 --> 00:36:56.046
Through The Looking-GIass?

00:36:56.131 --> 00:36:58.632
l stink at this.

00:37:28.830 --> 00:37:30.748
l didn't do that.

00:37:31.291 --> 00:37:35.085
And pull it back. And up. And push.

00:37:35.170 --> 00:37:37.546
And twist. And back.

00:37:37.631 --> 00:37:39.840
And up. And twist.

00:37:39.925 --> 00:37:41.216
And push.

00:37:44.512 --> 00:37:46.555
No. Don't copy that.

00:37:46.640 --> 00:37:49.600
And back. And up. And twist.

00:37:53.271 --> 00:37:58.192
Let me get a bubonic moose nose omelet
with cockroach paste and mouse jelly.

00:37:58.485 --> 00:38:00.194
And with egg whites.

00:38:01.571 --> 00:38:03.739
Bonjour, Monsieur Dracula!

00:38:03.823 --> 00:38:05.366
May l make you an omelet?

00:38:05.450 --> 00:38:07.201
No, no, no, no. l'm not hungry.

00:38:08.495 --> 00:38:11.163
What? Esmeralda, you smell it again?

00:38:11.247 --> 00:38:12.957
-Human?
-l am hungry.

00:38:13.583 --> 00:38:16.835
Johnny, you've been to the Taj Mahal?

00:38:16.920 --> 00:38:19.380
Come on. No monster's been to the Taj.

00:38:19.464 --> 00:38:21.840
Man, l wish l could go there.

00:38:22.050 --> 00:38:23.968
You know what? l'll take 50 omelets.

00:38:24.970 --> 00:38:26.845
You heard the man! Make them!

00:38:29.057 --> 00:38:30.474
How did you deal with the mobs?

00:38:30.558 --> 00:38:32.810
Yeah, it does get pretty crazy in the summer.

00:38:32.894 --> 00:38:34.645
But, you know, you just got to roll.

00:38:34.729 --> 00:38:37.314
He just rolls. That's cool that he rolls.

00:38:37.399 --> 00:38:38.482
Yes, yes, cool.

00:38:38.733 --> 00:38:43.112
Look, love droppings, l brought you
a bagel with your favorite, scream cheese.

00:38:43.196 --> 00:38:44.697
Holy rabies. Thanks, Dad.

00:38:44.781 --> 00:38:46.490
Johnny, try some scream cheese,
it's awesome.

00:38:46.783 --> 00:38:47.950
Oh, cool.

00:38:48.034 --> 00:38:51.870
But l'm scream cheese intolerant.
So, polite pass.

00:38:52.080 --> 00:38:53.580
Yes, of course you are.

00:38:53.665 --> 00:38:57.042
Johnny, can we party-plan talk for a minute?

00:38:57.127 --> 00:38:58.293
What are you doing?

00:38:58.378 --> 00:39:00.462
lf they find out you are human,
they'll go bat poop!

00:39:00.547 --> 00:39:02.715
Relax. No one suspects anything.

00:39:02.799 --> 00:39:05.426
The only thing that looks weird
is how much whispering you're doing.

00:39:07.637 --> 00:39:10.973
Just wrap it up. You will say you are
going in the pool and act excited.

00:39:11.057 --> 00:39:14.518
And then you will say you hurt your back
and you have to leave.

00:39:16.980 --> 00:39:18.522
Here come good times!

00:39:19.607 --> 00:39:21.108
Oh, dudes. Oh, my back.

00:39:21.192 --> 00:39:22.359
l'm on your back!

00:39:22.527 --> 00:39:24.486
No, no. He said, "Oh, my back."

00:39:24.571 --> 00:39:26.739
-Get on my back!
-Let's do it.

00:39:26.906 --> 00:39:30.034
Here we go. Chicken fight! Push them off!

00:39:30.118 --> 00:39:32.411
Chicken fight!

00:39:33.455 --> 00:39:34.538
We got you, Johnny.

00:39:34.622 --> 00:39:35.998
-You're going down.
-Whoa.

00:39:36.082 --> 00:39:39.251
Oh, yeah, we'll see, "Mavey Wavey."

00:39:42.297 --> 00:39:44.631
Okay, calm down with the fight chickens!

00:39:44.716 --> 00:39:47.134
Everyone, stop the roughhousing!

00:39:53.391 --> 00:39:55.893
Frank, if you hurt yourself...

00:39:55.977 --> 00:39:57.478
l got it, honey.

00:39:57.562 --> 00:40:00.314
The Stein boys are bred
for this kind of thing.

00:40:00.398 --> 00:40:01.815
Geronimo!

00:40:14.120 --> 00:40:15.996
Kids, why'd you do that?

00:40:16.539 --> 00:40:17.748
l was just in the pool.

00:40:17.832 --> 00:40:18.916
The water's cold.

00:40:19.000 --> 00:40:20.417
Don't judge me!

00:40:21.711 --> 00:40:23.796
Johnny. Your makeup.

00:40:23.880 --> 00:40:25.631
Your makeup!

00:40:25.715 --> 00:40:26.965
Climb out. Now.

00:40:28.593 --> 00:40:29.760
Oh, man.

00:40:29.844 --> 00:40:32.471
l guess the Count wanted to go for a swim.

00:40:45.610 --> 00:40:47.361
Cannonball!

00:41:13.680 --> 00:41:16.348
You messed up, baby.
You messed up big-time.

00:41:16.432 --> 00:41:18.392
l told you to take it down.

00:41:18.476 --> 00:41:20.352
You'll ruin my hotel if they find out.

00:41:20.478 --> 00:41:21.603
Well, maybe you're just jealous

00:41:21.688 --> 00:41:23.438
that people are finally having fun
at this place.

00:41:23.523 --> 00:41:26.108
Oh, that? That was not fun.

00:41:26.192 --> 00:41:29.319
Everyone running, jumping,
swimming with no order.

00:41:29.404 --> 00:41:30.821
That was the opposite of fun.

00:41:30.905 --> 00:41:32.656
Do you even know what fun is?

00:41:32.740 --> 00:41:34.116
l invented fun!

00:41:34.200 --> 00:41:36.410
Boy, the wrong people get to be immortal.

00:41:37.620 --> 00:41:39.204
Look at me.

00:41:39.289 --> 00:41:43.792
You remember nothing of this encounter.

00:41:43.877 --> 00:41:49.548
You have no memory of this place
or the monsters you met.

00:41:49.841 --> 00:41:52.843
Now go and never return.

00:41:54.012 --> 00:41:56.388
Wait, never return to the hotel?

00:41:56.472 --> 00:41:58.682
What? You were supposed to forget
the hotel.

00:41:58.766 --> 00:42:00.976
l just used my powers to erase your memory.

00:42:01.060 --> 00:42:02.644
l looked straight into your eyes.

00:42:02.729 --> 00:42:04.688
Maybe it's the contact lenses.

00:42:04.772 --> 00:42:06.815
-The what?
-These little plasticky doodads

00:42:06.941 --> 00:42:08.025
that help me see better.

00:42:08.109 --> 00:42:10.152
Here, let me just try
and get them out real quick.

00:42:10.403 --> 00:42:12.988
Oh, that is the most disgusting thing
l've ever seen!

00:42:13.072 --> 00:42:15.991
-Almost got it.
-Stop doing that. Please stop doing that!

00:42:16.075 --> 00:42:18.493
Fingers away from the eyeballs! Enough!

00:42:19.370 --> 00:42:23.624
Listen to me. You are never to return here.

00:42:23.708 --> 00:42:27.586
You are to stay away and never
tell humans about this place.

00:42:27.670 --> 00:42:32.216
Or l will track you down
and suck every ounce of blood

00:42:32.300 --> 00:42:36.637
from your body until you look like
a deflated whoopee cushion!

00:42:39.057 --> 00:42:41.058
Be gone.

00:42:46.397 --> 00:42:49.441
Can't believe l'm leaving, man.
That could have been so great!

00:42:49.525 --> 00:42:52.486
Dude ruined everything. Suck my blood.

00:42:52.570 --> 00:42:55.280
l should have just said,
"l'm staying, old man!"

00:42:55.365 --> 00:42:58.450
Give him a Bruce Lee kick. Right in the...

00:42:58.534 --> 00:43:01.912
Oh, my God. Count Dracula.
Please don't kill me. l'm leaving, l'm leaving.

00:43:05.166 --> 00:43:09.211
-Follow me.
-No, no, Mavis, l can't. l have to leave.

00:43:09.379 --> 00:43:11.838
-You sure? lt'll be fun.
-Okay.

00:43:22.684 --> 00:43:24.309
He's not gonna see me, is he?

00:43:39.492 --> 00:43:42.119
Wow, would you
look at the view from up here?

00:43:42.203 --> 00:43:44.788
-You could almost see Budapest.
-Who-da-pest?

00:43:44.872 --> 00:43:46.790
ls that near Ha-wi-fi?

00:43:47.792 --> 00:43:50.669
You mean Hawaii.
Yeah, that place is a knockout.

00:43:50.753 --> 00:43:52.754
l just went to a music festival there.

00:43:52.839 --> 00:43:54.715
A human music festival?

00:43:54.799 --> 00:43:56.466
l believe so.

00:43:56.759 --> 00:43:59.636
So, did they all bite your toes
and shove garlic bread in your face?

00:43:59.721 --> 00:44:03.348
No. Well, one dude took a bigger bite
out of my energy bar than l expected,

00:44:03.433 --> 00:44:04.891
but l blame that on the heat.

00:44:04.976 --> 00:44:07.644
lt's amazing. You've been everywhere.

00:44:07.729 --> 00:44:09.813
Well, you know, what's the alternative?

00:44:09.897 --> 00:44:13.483
Just staying at home, never exploring,
never seeing what's out there?

00:44:13.568 --> 00:44:18.572
l'm only gonna be 1 21 once, right?
Got to live it.

00:44:19.407 --> 00:44:21.033
Yeah.

00:44:22.410 --> 00:44:27.914
Oh, man. The sunrise from here must be...

00:44:28.166 --> 00:44:29.416
l'm sorry.

00:44:29.500 --> 00:44:31.543
Man, you've probably never
even seen a sunrise, have you?

00:44:31.627 --> 00:44:33.712
No, not really. Why?

00:44:33.796 --> 00:44:35.213
Come on. l have an idea.

00:44:37.842 --> 00:44:39.426
Watch.

00:45:05.495 --> 00:45:10.415
Didn't l tell you guys we'd have fun in here?
ls this not the best?

00:45:14.295 --> 00:45:16.380
Yeah, l'm working up a nice sweat.

00:45:16.464 --> 00:45:18.632
When's that Johnny kid
gonna be done party planning?

00:45:18.758 --> 00:45:20.801
-He's a great hang.
-Yeah, he's an animal.

00:45:20.927 --> 00:45:23.887
And it was so nice seeing Mavis
laughing and hitting it off with him.

00:45:23.971 --> 00:45:26.556
Who's hitting what off? Please.

00:45:26.641 --> 00:45:30.060
Mavis could never be
with someone of his kind.

00:45:30.144 --> 00:45:33.480
l'm sorry? "His kind"?

00:45:33.606 --> 00:45:35.899
You're saying our kind's
not good enough for you,

00:45:35.983 --> 00:45:37.567
"Your Lordship"?

00:45:37.652 --> 00:45:39.403
No, no, no! Frank, l didn't...

00:45:39.487 --> 00:45:44.408
l meant that she wouldn't be into
someone with such red, curly hair.

00:45:44.492 --> 00:45:46.827
What's wrong with red, curly hair?

00:45:46.911 --> 00:45:50.163
-Why are you getting upset?
-l have red curly hair!

00:45:50.289 --> 00:45:51.998
Well, how was l supposed to know that?

00:46:05.304 --> 00:46:10.767
This is the most incredible thing
l've ever seen.

00:46:12.687 --> 00:46:14.187
Johnny?

00:46:14.355 --> 00:46:15.689
Look, settle down, fellas.

00:46:15.815 --> 00:46:18.692
This is all a moot point
because Johnny, he left.

00:46:18.985 --> 00:46:20.193
Wait a minute. He left?

00:46:20.319 --> 00:46:23.613
Yes. He decided
he didn't like Mavis, or any of us.

00:46:26.200 --> 00:46:27.868
Hi.

00:46:27.952 --> 00:46:29.453
l guess Johnny had second thoughts.

00:46:40.173 --> 00:46:43.884
l can't believe you stuck around, man.
You don't get it.

00:46:43.968 --> 00:46:46.136
Bad things are coming your way.

00:46:46.220 --> 00:46:49.222
l got to get my thoughts together.

00:46:49.348 --> 00:46:50.724
Okay.

00:46:50.808 --> 00:46:52.225
You see these tables?

00:46:52.310 --> 00:46:55.061
You can spend the entire day
pulling them out

00:46:55.146 --> 00:46:57.147
and placing them, party planner.

00:46:57.231 --> 00:46:59.232
Fantastic. l'm trapped here.

00:46:59.317 --> 00:47:01.359
Now l know how your daughter feels.

00:47:09.911 --> 00:47:11.578
Enough! Enough! Stop!

00:47:11.746 --> 00:47:13.330
Go to a corner, you're in a timeout!

00:47:13.414 --> 00:47:15.415
Timeout? l'm a grown man!

00:47:21.005 --> 00:47:25.759
Okay. Table 57, please move to position 23.

00:47:29.722 --> 00:47:32.182
-That is cool.
-Face the wall.

00:47:32.266 --> 00:47:37.062
1 7 to 48. 1 6 to 47. 1 9 to 50.

00:47:39.065 --> 00:47:41.024
-Awesomeness.
-Just let me do my work.

00:47:41.108 --> 00:47:42.776
29 to 35.

00:47:42.902 --> 00:47:44.736
42 to 1 8. 1 0 to 44.

00:47:45.029 --> 00:47:46.947
1 7, 1 8, 1 9, 20, 21 , 22, 23.

00:47:47.031 --> 00:47:48.448
39 to 24.

00:47:48.574 --> 00:47:49.950
36 up!

00:47:50.034 --> 00:47:51.535
29 to 35.

00:48:00.044 --> 00:48:01.920
31 to 1 9.

00:48:08.261 --> 00:48:10.053
24 up!

00:48:10.137 --> 00:48:12.806
Seven to 25. 14 to 30.

00:48:20.481 --> 00:48:24.234
-Where'd you go, grandpa?
-Don't freak out, gravity face.

00:48:24.777 --> 00:48:26.486
Eat my dust, gray fangs!

00:48:26.696 --> 00:48:28.697
56 and 43, to my side.

00:48:40.668 --> 00:48:42.961
Prepare to cry, Billy Backpack.

00:48:45.631 --> 00:48:50.176
-That's how we do it! Half-pipe, baby!
-Whatever.

00:48:52.888 --> 00:48:54.431
Yes. Keep smelling.

00:48:54.599 --> 00:48:59.311
You catch the human,
and then l will make human potpie!

00:49:02.189 --> 00:49:05.900
27, 45, 65, 76, 48, block his path.

00:49:06.235 --> 00:49:07.444
Block his path!

00:49:16.746 --> 00:49:18.705
Come on now, dude man!

00:49:18.789 --> 00:49:20.373
Nice!

00:49:28.090 --> 00:49:29.382
l got you, buddy.

00:49:32.345 --> 00:49:33.511
Do not disturb!

00:49:33.596 --> 00:49:34.929
People trying to sleep here!

00:49:48.069 --> 00:49:49.361
Did you see that?

00:49:49.445 --> 00:49:51.988
Who is that guy, Sir Breaks-a-lot?

00:49:52.073 --> 00:49:58.411
Oh, boy, l have to say, that was fun. Okay?

00:49:58.496 --> 00:50:02.832
The fun you were talking about earlier?
Nailed it!

00:50:03.459 --> 00:50:05.335
Johnny?

00:50:08.255 --> 00:50:09.631
Quasimodo!

00:50:17.598 --> 00:50:22.894
Mavis? Why are you still up? The sun is out.
lt could kill you, my honeyguts.

00:50:22.978 --> 00:50:25.188
l couldn't sleep.
Do you know where Johnny went?

00:50:25.272 --> 00:50:26.690
l don't know. He...

00:50:26.774 --> 00:50:28.900
Why do you want to know?

00:50:28.984 --> 00:50:30.944
-Do you like him?
-What?

00:50:31.028 --> 00:50:34.239
No. Come on, Dad.
He's so weird and awkward.

00:50:34.323 --> 00:50:37.575
lt's like, are you an idiot
or do you know you're adorable?

00:50:40.287 --> 00:50:41.663
Hold that.

00:50:42.373 --> 00:50:44.499
-Do you have a location on Quasimodo?
-Yes, sir.

00:50:44.625 --> 00:50:46.209
They're heading through the lobby,
towards the kitchen.

00:50:46.293 --> 00:50:47.627
l need them stopped immediately.

00:50:47.712 --> 00:50:49.379
-ls that clear?
-Yes, quite.

00:50:49.463 --> 00:50:50.964
We are on it.

00:50:57.680 --> 00:50:58.722
Missed!

00:51:01.809 --> 00:51:04.477
What is the meaning of this? Let me pass!

00:51:04.562 --> 00:51:07.021
Quasimodo Wilson, you are coming with us.

00:51:09.650 --> 00:51:11.151
Why did that hurt me?

00:51:14.530 --> 00:51:18.032
Look, honey,
there's no falling in love at your age.

00:51:18.159 --> 00:51:20.744
Mom was my age.
Eunice says Mom kissed you first

00:51:20.828 --> 00:51:22.829
'cause you were too scared
to make the first move.

00:51:22.913 --> 00:51:24.414
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:51:24.498 --> 00:51:26.708
Forget about me and Mom and kissing.

00:51:26.834 --> 00:51:29.544
Dad, at some point, l'm going to get married.

00:51:29.712 --> 00:51:32.130
-l can't be here forever.
-What? Why not?

00:51:32.214 --> 00:51:35.216
You're barely out of your training fangs.

00:52:08.626 --> 00:52:10.335
Quasi wins again!

00:52:10.419 --> 00:52:14.088
When you bump with the hump,
you land on your rump!

00:52:21.055 --> 00:52:23.181
But why all the sudden interest?

00:52:23.265 --> 00:52:26.017
Every time we used to talk
about love, it was always,

00:52:26.101 --> 00:52:27.936
"Dad, that's gross,"

00:52:28.062 --> 00:52:30.772
and "Dad, l don't want to know about that."

00:52:30.898 --> 00:52:32.148
l don't know.

00:52:33.067 --> 00:52:34.943
-Sir, he made it into the kitchen.
-He what?

00:52:35.069 --> 00:52:36.402
What do l pay you for?

00:52:36.487 --> 00:52:38.571
l'm sorry, honey. l have to go.

00:52:40.574 --> 00:52:41.908
He doesn't pay me.

00:52:46.121 --> 00:52:47.413
Before you kill me,

00:52:47.498 --> 00:52:50.124
can l please talk to my backpack
one more time?

00:52:50.209 --> 00:52:52.502
l don't want to leave anything unresolved.

00:52:52.586 --> 00:52:54.796
Bonjour, Monsieur Dracula!

00:52:54.880 --> 00:52:56.297
Shut your hump hole.

00:52:56.382 --> 00:52:57.799
Now you are helping him?

00:52:57.883 --> 00:52:59.926
What is it with you and this human?

00:53:00.010 --> 00:53:02.303
He is not human. He's a Stein!

00:53:02.388 --> 00:53:04.597
That's right, little man, l'm a Stein!

00:53:04.682 --> 00:53:08.601
lf he is a monster, let him scare Esmeralda!

00:53:09.103 --> 00:53:10.228
The mouse?

00:53:10.896 --> 00:53:12.355
Without a doubt.

00:53:12.898 --> 00:53:14.649
Okay. Here we go.

00:53:25.703 --> 00:53:28.913
A human! A human!

00:53:28.998 --> 00:53:33.668
Monsieur Dracula
has brought a human into the...

00:53:36.547 --> 00:53:40.008
Esmeralda, help me.

00:53:52.271 --> 00:53:56.566
Hey, thanks for saving me back there.
That guy's crazy! Trying to eat me.

00:53:56.650 --> 00:54:00.612
That's only happened to me one other time.
This weird dude at a Slipknot concert.

00:54:00.696 --> 00:54:03.239
There's something l need to show you.

00:54:13.417 --> 00:54:14.876
Wow.

00:54:14.960 --> 00:54:16.836
Hey, are we at a funeral right now?

00:54:17.129 --> 00:54:19.672
Oh, wait, no, it's your bed.

00:54:20.633 --> 00:54:23.176
So creepy and cool.

00:54:23.260 --> 00:54:25.219
Wow! l know her!

00:54:25.304 --> 00:54:29.474
l've seen that picture at the ruins of Lubov.
That's my favorite castle.

00:54:29.558 --> 00:54:32.644
-There's a whole legend around that lady.
-A legend?

00:54:34.396 --> 00:54:35.730
The Lady Lubov.

00:54:36.774 --> 00:54:38.483
The story is that a lonely count

00:54:38.567 --> 00:54:41.653
met her by chance,
and they say that no two souls

00:54:41.737 --> 00:54:43.821
were ever more meant for each other.

00:54:43.906 --> 00:54:47.742
Eventually, they settled down
at CastIe Lubov and had a chiId.

00:54:47.826 --> 00:54:51.454
But then, a horrible tragedy happened.

00:54:51.538 --> 00:54:56.084
A fire started mysteriously one night,
and it kiIIed both of them.

00:54:58.462 --> 00:55:03.424
When l was at the castle,
l could still feel their powerful love.

00:55:03.509 --> 00:55:08.054
They say it's as if a soul is still trapped
in the ruins themselves.

00:55:10.099 --> 00:55:11.516
The legend is wrong.

00:55:12.851 --> 00:55:17.063
lt was only the wife that died.

00:55:25.781 --> 00:55:29.409
And it was no mystery who killed her.

00:55:30.619 --> 00:55:33.204
She was killed by your kind!

00:55:34.248 --> 00:55:36.207
Vampire!

00:55:37.167 --> 00:55:39.711
-Honey?
-Go hide. l'll take care of this.

00:55:42.339 --> 00:55:43.631
Vampire!

00:55:47.052 --> 00:55:48.928
Martha!

00:55:50.472 --> 00:55:53.474
They are the real monsters.

00:56:02.568 --> 00:56:07.196
l built this place for my love,
to protect her child.

00:56:07.281 --> 00:56:11.200
As a father, you do everything
to keep your family safe,

00:56:11.285 --> 00:56:15.038
even if you have to break their trust.

00:56:15.122 --> 00:56:19.751
But now, Mavis has feelings for you.

00:56:19.835 --> 00:56:20.918
What?

00:56:21.003 --> 00:56:23.046
l just...

00:56:25.215 --> 00:56:27.258
-Awesome.
-lt's all right.

00:56:27.342 --> 00:56:29.093
You are a good one.

00:56:29.178 --> 00:56:31.846
lf the world was different,
maybe it would be possible.

00:56:32.514 --> 00:56:34.265
Drac, this is the 21 st century.

00:56:34.349 --> 00:56:36.392
People aren't the same
as they were back then.

00:56:36.560 --> 00:56:39.937
Can you tell me for certain
that if we came out in the open,

00:56:40.022 --> 00:56:41.439
everyone would accept us?

00:56:41.523 --> 00:56:42.648
Everyone?

00:56:46.153 --> 00:56:48.237
No. You're right.

00:56:48.906 --> 00:56:50.907
l'll go for good this time.

00:56:50.991 --> 00:56:53.284
You can just say l had some emergency,

00:56:53.368 --> 00:56:55.953
or the gremlin lady ate me or something.

00:56:56.038 --> 00:56:57.497
No, no, no, no, no.

00:56:57.581 --> 00:57:00.374
l don't want to ruin her birthday party.

00:57:00.459 --> 00:57:03.503
You can sneak out after it's all done.

00:57:03.754 --> 00:57:06.130
l'm sorry.

00:57:06.215 --> 00:57:09.550
The last thing l wanted was to hurt her.

00:57:09.635 --> 00:57:10.802
Or you.

00:57:12.179 --> 00:57:15.765
You know,
you're not the smoothest Frankenstein,

00:57:15.849 --> 00:57:18.351
but you'd make a great vampire.

00:57:18.435 --> 00:57:19.519
For real?

00:57:19.603 --> 00:57:21.354
'Cause l think l kind of got
your hypno-eyes down.

00:57:21.438 --> 00:57:24.065
Oh, boy, here we go. Let me see it.

00:57:24.149 --> 00:57:27.527
Beware! For you are in my power.

00:57:27.611 --> 00:57:30.029
l command you to be the werewolf man!

00:57:32.449 --> 00:57:33.991
l have too many kids.

00:57:35.953 --> 00:57:38.329
Someone scratch me, l have fleas.

00:57:39.915 --> 00:57:41.499
'Cause he's a wolf, he'd get those.

00:57:41.583 --> 00:57:43.126
Yeah, no, don't explain it.

00:57:43.210 --> 00:57:44.627
lt's not funny when you do that.

00:58:06.316 --> 00:58:07.817
l didn't order a wake-up call.

00:58:07.901 --> 00:58:10.945
Count Dracula arranged it for all the rooms.

00:58:12.948 --> 00:58:14.240
Where's the snooze button?

00:58:14.324 --> 00:58:16.534
There will be no snoozing. The party's today.

00:58:37.556 --> 00:58:40.600
Yeah, perfecto.

00:58:55.157 --> 00:58:56.532
Girl

00:58:56.617 --> 00:58:58.951
l can't believe it's your big night

00:58:59.786 --> 00:59:03.748
You ate your frogs, now the party's so right

00:59:04.333 --> 00:59:07.126
Where did the time go, girl?

00:59:11.340 --> 00:59:14.175
And, girl, you used to suck a binky

00:59:14.259 --> 00:59:16.552
Look at you now

00:59:16.970 --> 00:59:20.598
You're sucking blood
right out of the cow

00:59:20.682 --> 00:59:22.308
Wow.

00:59:22.392 --> 00:59:24.602
You look beautiful.

00:59:24.686 --> 00:59:26.938
Thanks. Thanks for the party.

00:59:27.022 --> 00:59:29.023
Yeah, you like my little touches?

00:59:51.588 --> 00:59:53.589
lt's amazing.

01:00:02.015 --> 01:00:04.183
-Terrific party.
-You really outdid yourself, Drac.

01:00:04.268 --> 01:00:06.602
Got to be the best one
l've been to in 500 years.

01:00:16.571 --> 01:00:18.906
Sorry, big man.

01:00:39.511 --> 01:00:41.095
Mavis?

01:00:41.179 --> 01:00:43.055
l'm crazily scared right now.

01:00:43.140 --> 01:00:45.516
Maybe that's a good thing.

01:00:57.696 --> 01:01:00.990
How could you?
After l shared my pain with you?

01:01:01.074 --> 01:01:02.742
-But, no...
-Dad, it was just a kiss.

01:01:02.826 --> 01:01:04.410
No, you're not allowed to kiss.

01:01:04.494 --> 01:01:07.913
Dad, l'm allowed to do things.
l'm not 83 anymore.

01:01:07.998 --> 01:01:10.207
l'm allowed to like people,
or go see the world again.

01:01:10.292 --> 01:01:12.918
What? You saw it! You said you didn't like it!

01:01:13.003 --> 01:01:14.837
Maybe l want to give
the village another chance.

01:01:14.921 --> 01:01:17.757
l just need to learn, you know,
just how to roll with it, like Johnny does.

01:01:18.008 --> 01:01:20.926
No, no, you can't go to the village again.

01:01:21.011 --> 01:01:22.470
Maybe you can make them see
that we could be friends.

01:01:22.554 --> 01:01:24.055
No, that isn't possible.

01:01:24.139 --> 01:01:26.349
Well, you can't be sure.
lt's all in how you present yourself.

01:01:26.433 --> 01:01:28.309
-No, that won't make a difference!
-How do you know?

01:01:28.393 --> 01:01:29.435
-Because it just won't!
-Why? Why won't it?

01:01:29.644 --> 01:01:32.104
Because that village doesn't really exist!

01:01:37.152 --> 01:01:39.904
What do you mean "doesn't exist"?

01:01:39.988 --> 01:01:41.822
What did you do?

01:01:41.907 --> 01:01:44.241
l did what l had to do.

01:01:44.326 --> 01:01:45.451
What was it?

01:01:45.535 --> 01:01:49.163
What exactly did you have to do? Tell me!

01:01:50.832 --> 01:01:56.295
l... l built the town.
The staff put it all together.

01:01:56.380 --> 01:02:00.299
The zombies dressed up
as the townspeople.

01:02:02.386 --> 01:02:04.470
Please.

01:02:04.554 --> 01:02:07.807
lf you really went out there
and something happened to you,

01:02:07.891 --> 01:02:10.476
l just couldn't live with myself.

01:02:10.560 --> 01:02:14.730
But you can live with this? Lying to me?
Tricking me?

01:02:14.815 --> 01:02:17.983
Keeping me here forever when
you knew my dream was to go.

01:02:19.277 --> 01:02:21.445
Liar! Liar!

01:02:22.322 --> 01:02:23.489
Oil?

01:02:27.202 --> 01:02:28.744
English, please.

01:02:28.829 --> 01:02:30.871
Your voice is really annoying.

01:02:30.956 --> 01:02:32.498
Wait, l speak frozen.

01:02:32.582 --> 01:02:36.085
He says, "Dracula has brought
a human into the hotel."

01:02:37.629 --> 01:02:39.380
-A human?
-Stay close, pookie!

01:02:42.259 --> 01:02:44.427
He says, "There is ze human."

01:02:44.511 --> 01:02:45.970
He has a French accent.

01:02:51.518 --> 01:02:54.270
Johnny's not a human.
He's my right arm's cousin.

01:02:54.354 --> 01:02:56.313
-He's lying.
-Yeah.

01:02:56.523 --> 01:02:57.773
And why is he picking his nose?

01:02:59.484 --> 01:03:01.777
He says, "lt's a long story."

01:03:01.945 --> 01:03:04.280
Hey, wait, no! Get off me!

01:03:07.659 --> 01:03:10.161
He says, "Behold ze human."

01:03:12.789 --> 01:03:14.290
l don't believe it.

01:03:20.714 --> 01:03:23.799
ls it true? Are you a human?

01:03:24.468 --> 01:03:26.969
Yes.

01:03:27.596 --> 01:03:29.430
l'm so sorry.

01:03:31.141 --> 01:03:34.185
l don't care. l still want to be with you.

01:03:43.987 --> 01:03:48.324
Well, tough.
'Cause l don't want to be with you.

01:03:48.408 --> 01:03:51.911
Because you're a monster.
And l hate monsters.

01:03:53.830 --> 01:03:55.539
Goodbye.

01:03:56.541 --> 01:03:58.542
Please don't hurt me!

01:04:02.047 --> 01:04:04.131
This is all your fault!

01:04:06.051 --> 01:04:08.802
-We're getting out of here.
-l'm never coming back here.

01:04:08.887 --> 01:04:12.723
-l thought l smelled a human.
-"Human-free"? What a rip.

01:04:24.694 --> 01:04:27.196
Here he comes. Count Crock-ula.

01:04:27.280 --> 01:04:31.575
l'm just glad my eyes are stitched shut,
'cause l don't even want to...

01:04:33.870 --> 01:04:36.789
Mavis, honey, are you in there?

01:04:38.875 --> 01:04:41.585
Mavis? Mavis?

01:04:42.420 --> 01:04:45.589
Mavis, where are you?

01:04:45.674 --> 01:04:47.508
Mavis?

01:05:07.070 --> 01:05:10.155
Dad, can you do me a favor?

01:05:10.323 --> 01:05:13.450
Yes, yes, of course, darling. Anything.

01:05:13.660 --> 01:05:15.244
Will you erase my mind?

01:05:17.872 --> 01:05:23.919
No, no, no, no. No, l won't do that.
There's too much l want you to remember.

01:05:24.004 --> 01:05:27.631
You were right, Dad. The humans hate us.

01:05:27.924 --> 01:05:31.635
Sweetheart, there are so many
eligible monsters out there.

01:05:31.720 --> 01:05:33.053
You're so young to...

01:05:34.347 --> 01:05:36.640
What is it? What are you reading?

01:05:43.940 --> 01:05:46.442
"Two lonely bats crashed in the night.

01:05:48.153 --> 01:05:52.573
"They felt a Zing. Love at first sight.

01:05:53.033 --> 01:05:57.036
"They knew right then
they would be husband and wife.

01:05:57.787 --> 01:06:02.291
"For a Zing only happens once in your life.

01:06:02.834 --> 01:06:05.002
"Your Zing will come, my love.

01:06:05.086 --> 01:06:06.503
"Cherish it.

01:06:06.588 --> 01:06:08.714
"Love, Mommy."

01:06:12.594 --> 01:06:16.680
-l thought we Zinged, Dad.
-You and Johnny?

01:06:16.765 --> 01:06:19.475
l guess it was only me.

01:06:19.559 --> 01:06:23.520
But you should be happy, Dad.
There's no reason for me to leave.

01:06:23.688 --> 01:06:28.150
l have no more dreams. l'm just like you now.

01:06:54.469 --> 01:06:57.596
Martha, what have l done?

01:07:04.145 --> 01:07:05.771
-Where is my bill?
-Over here. l'm next.

01:07:05.897 --> 01:07:08.857
-l'm checking out.
-Take my key! Take my key!

01:07:10.151 --> 01:07:11.318
What is this minibar charge?

01:07:11.403 --> 01:07:13.529
Honey, the kids threw
the minibar out the window.

01:07:13.613 --> 01:07:15.698
-And that's our fault?
-Well...

01:07:15.824 --> 01:07:18.367
Excuse me! Pardon, yeah.

01:07:18.451 --> 01:07:21.829
Excuse me, l got a couple
of people to express mail.

01:07:23.415 --> 01:07:25.124
Friends, please, stop.

01:07:25.208 --> 01:07:27.334
lt's too late, rat-bat!

01:07:27.419 --> 01:07:28.877
Please, l'm begging you.

01:07:28.962 --> 01:07:31.714
l need you to help me find Johnny.

01:07:31.798 --> 01:07:33.841
The human? He could've killed us!

01:07:33.925 --> 01:07:35.718
He touched my guitar!

01:07:35.802 --> 01:07:39.972
He put his hand in my mouth
to see if it would disappear.

01:07:40.223 --> 01:07:43.475
He let me eat his scooter!

01:07:44.936 --> 01:07:47.271
l know l lied.

01:07:47.355 --> 01:07:48.939
l was wrong.

01:07:49.023 --> 01:07:50.816
But you have to believe this:

01:07:51.025 --> 01:07:54.486
Johnny wasn't a bad guy.

01:07:55.697 --> 01:07:59.950
The truth is, l don't even know
if humans are bad anymore.

01:08:02.996 --> 01:08:06.331
Frank, come on, buddy. You understand.

01:08:06.416 --> 01:08:07.916
He's not talking to you.

01:08:08.001 --> 01:08:10.377
First you tell us humans are bad,
now they're good.

01:08:10.462 --> 01:08:13.297
What else?
Up is down, cold is hot, gremlins don't smell.

01:08:13.548 --> 01:08:15.382
Hey!

01:08:16.926 --> 01:08:21.013
l really liked Johnny, cousin or no.
He told fun stories.

01:08:21.264 --> 01:08:23.307
l think they Zinged.

01:08:23.391 --> 01:08:24.683
They Zinged?

01:08:24.768 --> 01:08:26.769
But l got in the way.

01:08:27.604 --> 01:08:30.481
You only Zing once in your life.

01:08:31.357 --> 01:08:34.485
-Oy, now you're short-circuiting.
-l don't care!

01:08:35.028 --> 01:08:37.279
Well, what are we doing? Let's get Johnny.
Come on!

01:08:37.363 --> 01:08:39.573
-Yeah, let's do it!
-Come on!

01:08:42.869 --> 01:08:44.036
Yeah!

01:08:45.079 --> 01:08:48.290
We should have
honeymooned at your parents!

01:09:00.303 --> 01:09:01.804
Okay, okay, where am l going?

01:09:01.888 --> 01:09:04.973
The human world,
before Johnny's gone forever.

01:09:05.058 --> 01:09:06.183
But what about the sun?

01:09:06.810 --> 01:09:10.270
l don't know. l'll just have to roll.

01:09:10.355 --> 01:09:12.231
He just rolls. Rollability.

01:09:13.149 --> 01:09:14.566
So we follow his boot-prints.

01:09:14.651 --> 01:09:17.069
When they run out,
that's where you come in, Wayne.

01:09:17.153 --> 01:09:18.320
-Me?
-There!

01:09:20.949 --> 01:09:24.409
Yes, l knew something would
fall out of that backpack.

01:09:25.703 --> 01:09:28.038
That stinks!

01:09:28.122 --> 01:09:29.373
Work your magic.

01:09:29.457 --> 01:09:31.542
Wait, you want me to track the smell?

01:09:31.626 --> 01:09:33.961
No. My sniffing tracking
days are way behind me.

01:09:34.087 --> 01:09:35.963
Do you know how many
diapers l've changed?

01:09:36.047 --> 01:09:38.632
How many number twos
have destroyed this thing?

01:09:38.716 --> 01:09:40.259
But...

01:09:53.648 --> 01:09:55.858
Hey! Take it easy! Watch it!

01:09:56.901 --> 01:09:58.402
Sit.

01:09:59.279 --> 01:10:01.530
Smell. l said smell.

01:10:03.908 --> 01:10:06.618
Not me, the shirt! The shirt!

01:10:06.703 --> 01:10:09.454
Do any of your kids still respect you?

01:10:09.539 --> 01:10:15.419
Give me a second. Yeah. Winnie!
Front and center!

01:10:24.637 --> 01:10:27.890
He got into a car. A '86 Fiat.

01:10:27.974 --> 01:10:32.227
lt needs a little transmission work,
but otherwise okay.

01:10:32.312 --> 01:10:37.399
lt drove through town to the airport.
Flight 497.

01:10:37.483 --> 01:10:38.942
8:00 a.m. departure.

01:10:39.027 --> 01:10:40.861
That's in 1 5 minutes.

01:10:40.945 --> 01:10:42.571
Seat 23A.

01:10:43.197 --> 01:10:44.823
He ordered the vegetarian meal.

01:10:44.908 --> 01:10:47.284
Okay, thank you, cutie.

01:10:47.410 --> 01:10:49.453
Now, all of you, go back to your mother!

01:10:57.921 --> 01:10:59.046
Sheep!

01:11:08.681 --> 01:11:11.475
High five! Don't leave me hanging.

01:11:12.685 --> 01:11:14.686
-Lots of sheep!
-l got this one.

01:11:21.819 --> 01:11:24.905
What? Now there's no sheep in the road.
Let's go.

01:11:24.989 --> 01:11:26.573
That was pretty sick, man.

01:11:26.658 --> 01:11:29.034
You eat lamb chops, it's the same thing.

01:11:29.118 --> 01:11:30.994
We don't have time for this.
Come on, let's move it!

01:11:35.333 --> 01:11:37.209
Look, a human.

01:11:38.878 --> 01:11:43.632
Welcome to Transylvania!

01:11:46.219 --> 01:11:48.762
That was trippy.

01:11:48.888 --> 01:11:50.347
Monster Festival?

01:11:51.182 --> 01:11:52.391
What's a Monster Festival?

01:11:59.065 --> 01:12:01.066
Did they know we were coming?

01:12:24.298 --> 01:12:25.882
They like us?

01:12:25.967 --> 01:12:27.467
Really?

01:12:28.886 --> 01:12:31.430
Excuse me?
Do you know the best way to the airport?

01:12:31.556 --> 01:12:35.308
Yes, fellow Dracula. There's only one way.
Bleh, bleh-bleh.

01:12:36.102 --> 01:12:39.021
But it's all blocked.
We'll never make it in time.

01:12:39.105 --> 01:12:41.857
You should have left an hour earlier.
Bleh, bleh-bleh.

01:12:41.941 --> 01:12:44.609
l do not say "Bleh, bleh-bleh."

01:12:45.236 --> 01:12:48.071
All right, let's just run through it on foot.

01:12:53.995 --> 01:12:56.121
Drac, this'll protect you.

01:12:57.749 --> 01:13:00.459
lmagine if that guy knew
he was talking to the real Drac.

01:13:00.585 --> 01:13:02.294
He'd run for the hills!

01:13:02.628 --> 01:13:04.588
Hold it, now. Hold it, now.

01:13:04.672 --> 01:13:06.006
That sounds spot on.

01:13:06.299 --> 01:13:10.469
But the only way they'd know the real us
is if we show the real us.

01:13:10.595 --> 01:13:11.762
This could work.

01:13:11.846 --> 01:13:14.556
You mean, like, scare them?
We haven't scared people in centuries.

01:13:14.640 --> 01:13:16.933
l don't even think l have it in me anymore.

01:13:20.021 --> 01:13:21.605
l got nothing. l really got nothing.

01:13:21.689 --> 01:13:23.315
Let's just move this along.

01:13:29.655 --> 01:13:32.866
Fire! Fire!

01:13:32.992 --> 01:13:34.326
Fire!

01:13:47.799 --> 01:13:50.550
l'm trying to scare you!

01:13:50.676 --> 01:13:52.385
The real Frankenstein!

01:13:52.512 --> 01:13:54.471
We know! We love you!

01:13:54.555 --> 01:13:56.014
Can you sign my torch?

01:13:57.642 --> 01:14:03.605
Listen, before anything else,
down there's the real Dracula!

01:14:03.689 --> 01:14:05.190
Prove it.

01:14:06.192 --> 01:14:07.317
All right. Continue.

01:14:07.568 --> 01:14:11.404
Drac's daughter's in love,
and he's got to get to the airport!

01:14:11.531 --> 01:14:13.532
And he can't get through this crowd!

01:14:13.825 --> 01:14:17.369
-Why doesn't he fly?
-The sun, you idiot. He's a vampire.

01:14:17.787 --> 01:14:20.122
That's right. Thank you, Monster Nerd.

01:14:20.206 --> 01:14:25.085
So, people, if you really are our friends,
clear a path for the man!

01:14:25.211 --> 01:14:29.214
Okay. All Draculas, line up.
Bleh, bleh-bleh.

01:14:33.052 --> 01:14:37.222
Everyone else, lift the capes.
Protect our friend. Bleh, bleh-bleh.

01:14:45.356 --> 01:14:47.232
lt's all for you, buddy.

01:14:48.526 --> 01:14:50.152
Go ahead.

01:14:50.236 --> 01:14:51.486
-Good luck!
-Go get 'em!

01:14:51.571 --> 01:14:52.654
Go, Drac, go!

01:14:52.738 --> 01:14:54.573
-Go, Drac!
-Go, Drac!

01:14:54.657 --> 01:15:04.332
Go, Drac!

01:15:04.417 --> 01:15:06.126
Go get 'em!

01:15:06.586 --> 01:15:09.337
Go, Drac, go!

01:15:09.422 --> 01:15:12.799
We love you, Dracula!

01:15:27.523 --> 01:15:28.815
There's no choice.

01:16:08.731 --> 01:16:10.815
Okay. Okay, l must do this.

01:16:29.126 --> 01:16:32.545
Jonathan. Jonathan, can you hear me?

01:16:32.755 --> 01:16:35.799
Tell me, do you dream of being a vampire?

01:16:35.883 --> 01:16:38.927
This is how we're represented. Unbelievable.

01:16:39.470 --> 01:16:41.179
Jonathan. Jonathan.

01:16:41.806 --> 01:16:43.098
Can you hear me?

01:16:43.182 --> 01:16:44.683
Whoa! Bat!

01:16:44.767 --> 01:16:47.602
Wait, it's talking. Dracula? ls that you?

01:16:49.230 --> 01:16:50.397
Dracula.

01:16:50.481 --> 01:16:53.024
l can't understand you.

01:16:53.109 --> 01:16:56.111
What? My hand's in a tan shoe?

01:16:56.195 --> 01:17:00.282
What? Japan's eating lamb stew?

01:17:00.366 --> 01:17:02.367
Hey, do you know you're smoking?

01:17:09.375 --> 01:17:10.625
Pardon me. Sorry, excuse me.

01:17:10.710 --> 01:17:12.377
Whoa! Excuse me.

01:17:26.851 --> 01:17:29.227
-What the heck?
-How'd a bat get up this high?

01:17:30.021 --> 01:17:34.190
Folks, l'm gonna turn on the seat belt sign.
Just a precaution while we...

01:17:36.652 --> 01:17:41.406
While we hear a special announcement
for my dear friend Jonathan.

01:17:41.949 --> 01:17:42.949
Dracula?

01:17:43.034 --> 01:17:47.120
My dear boy, l have made a terrible mistake.

01:17:47.413 --> 01:17:53.585
l was trying to keep my baby to myself,
because l knew l would always protect her.

01:17:53.919 --> 01:17:59.257
But I reaIize now, chiIdren
need to discover things for themselves.

01:17:59.425 --> 01:18:03.386
They'll stumble and fall, laugh and cry,

01:18:03.554 --> 01:18:05.347
but such is Iife.

01:18:05.431 --> 01:18:08.808
The truth is, you and Mavis are meant to be.

01:18:08.893 --> 01:18:10.352
You Zinged.

01:18:10.436 --> 01:18:13.355
lf she must give her trust to someone else,

01:18:13.439 --> 01:18:16.524
l'm thankful that it is you, Jonathan.

01:18:16.609 --> 01:18:20.945
l hope you can hear me and forgive me.

01:18:34.794 --> 01:18:39.422
Okay, foIks, we're going to make
a quick turnaround to refuel,

01:18:39.507 --> 01:18:41.716
and then we'll be back on our way.

01:18:42.843 --> 01:18:45.512
Quit your whining! I'm burning up out here!

01:18:59.318 --> 01:19:00.402
Dad?

01:19:01.904 --> 01:19:06.449
l'm fine. l'm just a little sunburned.

01:19:08.911 --> 01:19:10.078
Honey,

01:19:11.664 --> 01:19:15.750
l always thought the worst thing ever
would be seeing you go.

01:19:15.835 --> 01:19:19.337
But the worst is seeing you unhappy.

01:19:19.422 --> 01:19:22.382
Mavey, l want you to live your life.

01:19:24.677 --> 01:19:26.761
l don't know how l'm supposed to do that.

01:19:28.431 --> 01:19:31.724
You know, Mommy already
gave you her birthday present.

01:19:31.809 --> 01:19:33.810
Can l now give you mine?

01:19:36.439 --> 01:19:37.689
What do l need this for?

01:19:37.773 --> 01:19:40.233
lt comes with an accessory.

01:19:42.319 --> 01:19:44.487
-You?
-You.

01:19:45.406 --> 01:19:46.823
Why are you back?

01:19:50.744 --> 01:19:52.662
'Cause you're my Zing, Mavis.

01:19:52.788 --> 01:19:54.747
l'm your Zing?

01:19:55.166 --> 01:19:57.709
But you told me you hate monsters.

01:19:58.002 --> 01:20:00.670
Yeah, well, l was afraid your dad was gonna

01:20:00.754 --> 01:20:03.047
suck all the blood out of my body
if l didn't say that.

01:20:03.132 --> 01:20:04.841
l wouldn't have...

01:20:04.925 --> 01:20:06.801
No, he's right, l would have done that.

01:20:06.886 --> 01:20:09.929
-Dad.
-l was wrong, Devil-chops.

01:20:13.559 --> 01:20:15.518
Do you really mean it, Dad?

01:20:17.104 --> 01:20:19.355
Go make your own paradise.

01:20:22.985 --> 01:20:25.487
Can we try that kiss over again?

01:20:25.571 --> 01:20:28.198
l think we can.

01:20:32.244 --> 01:20:35.872
Sorry. l just... l got to get used to that.

01:20:35.956 --> 01:20:38.583
Go. Do your thing.

01:20:48.969 --> 01:20:50.512
Stop! Stop!

01:20:56.143 --> 01:20:58.061
l thought l found a love
but she was just a fling

01:20:58.145 --> 01:20:59.896
And then l met a girl
and felt a different thing

01:20:59.980 --> 01:21:02.065
lt's like you're hit in the ring
Like you're pulled by a string

01:21:02.149 --> 01:21:03.816
Can't breathe
like you're choking on a chicken wing

01:21:03.901 --> 01:21:05.944
lt was a thing called a Zing
and l wanted to sing

01:21:06.028 --> 01:21:07.820
And Iisten to baIIads
of the man named Sting

01:21:07.905 --> 01:21:09.822
Lady looks in your eyes
and it's suddenly spring

01:21:09.907 --> 01:21:11.741
Like when NaIa Iooked at Simba
in The Lion King

01:21:14.078 --> 01:21:17.664
Zinging in the air
and I don't have a care

01:21:17.748 --> 01:21:21.876
l'm winging from the Zing
that we shared

01:21:21.961 --> 01:21:24.128
Zinging in the rain
Now l'm feeling no pain

01:21:25.256 --> 01:21:29.008
lt's a real time for celebrating

01:21:29.093 --> 01:21:31.261
'Cause you're my Zing

01:21:32.596 --> 01:21:34.138
Drac, you ready to throw down?

01:21:34.223 --> 01:21:37.392
No, no, l just came closer to hear you better.

01:21:37.476 --> 01:21:39.352
Come on, just give it a try.

01:21:39.478 --> 01:21:41.437
All right, maybe just a little.

01:21:41.522 --> 01:21:43.356
So Iisten aII you Zingers
from here to Beijing

01:21:43.440 --> 01:21:45.233
You better crash the box spring
Get ready to cIing

01:21:45.317 --> 01:21:47.193
'Cause if Iove was money
you'd be yelling cha-ching

01:21:47.278 --> 01:21:49.028
Next to a Zing
Cupid's arrow's a IittIe bee sting

01:21:49.113 --> 01:21:51.072
lt was a Zing and a zang
and a zingidy-dee

01:21:51.156 --> 01:21:52.907
And there was only one lady
in the Zing for me

01:21:52.992 --> 01:21:54.158
'Cause when you're dinged
by the Zing

01:21:54.243 --> 01:21:55.952
You better know one thing
The only bling you gonna sling

01:21:56.036 --> 01:21:57.161
ls a wedding ring

01:22:01.667 --> 01:22:03.209
Zinging in the air

01:22:03.294 --> 01:22:05.169
Now I don't have a care

01:22:05.254 --> 01:22:09.507
l'm winging from the Zing
that we shared

01:22:09.592 --> 01:22:13.052
Zinging in the rain
Now l'm feeling no pain

01:22:13.137 --> 01:22:16.931
lt's a real time for celebrating

01:22:17.016 --> 01:22:18.516
'Cause you're my Zing

01:22:18.601 --> 01:22:20.101
Feel the Zing, y'all
Ba-da-bing, y'all

01:22:20.185 --> 01:22:22.103
Gonna knock you
right out of that ring, y'all

01:22:22.187 --> 01:22:24.022
Better bring, y'all
Happening, y'all

01:22:24.106 --> 01:22:26.024
Pay attention
to the undead king, y'all

01:22:48.005 --> 01:22:50.006
Housekeeping!

01:25:46.683 --> 01:25:48.684
l didn't do that.

01:25:51.683 --> 01:26:10.684
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