WEBVTT 00:00:00.680 --> 00:00:40.680 ..:: ارائه شده توسط وب سايت بلبل جان ::.. ‏.:: www.bolboljan.net ::. 00:00:45.680 --> 00:00:46.680 It doesn't make sense. 00:00:46.840 --> 00:00:49.479 I don't understand how something like this happened. 00:00:51.400 --> 00:00:52.913 I don't know what I'm gonna do. 00:00:53.080 --> 00:00:54.920 This has been my whole life, and now it's gone. 00:00:54.960 --> 00:00:56.837 I don't know what I'm supposed to do. 00:00:58.000 --> 00:01:00.992 Pendleton Industries is all I've ever known. 00:01:01.200 --> 00:01:03.509 And now it's all been taken away. 00:01:05.400 --> 00:01:09.598 When someone sees a weakness in me, I turn that weakness into a strength. 00:01:15.320 --> 00:01:17.276 Danica, you're so strong. 00:01:19.000 --> 00:01:21.798 I don't think I could do anything like this. 00:01:22.680 --> 00:01:24.671 You can imagine changing your life... 00:01:24.840 --> 00:01:27.308 by fighting for the deed to the land, Clarinda. 00:01:27.520 --> 00:01:31.433 Which is only possible if Bartholomew is no longer living. 00:01:34.960 --> 00:01:37.679 You will never get the deed to the land again. 00:01:37.840 --> 00:01:39.751 I will never allow it. 00:01:39.920 --> 00:01:42.275 Put down that gun, you silly girl. 00:01:42.960 --> 00:01:45.155 Watch your step, Bartholomew. 00:01:45.280 --> 00:01:46.998 Ridge is on his way. 00:01:47.200 --> 00:01:49.156 And he's still in love with Clarinda. 00:01:49.960 --> 00:01:52.190 And Jared loves me. 00:01:52.800 --> 00:01:53.949 Clarinda... 00:01:54.600 --> 00:01:55.953 it's true. 00:01:56.120 --> 00:01:57.189 I'm here for you. 00:02:12.080 --> 00:02:17.598 This is the story of Joy, as told by me, her grandmother. 00:02:22.800 --> 00:02:26.713 Everybody starts out with some kind of dream of what life will be. 00:02:30.960 --> 00:02:34.350 Joy's dream started at this metal garage her father ran. 00:02:43.240 --> 00:02:46.755 Jackie, Jackie, bo-backie Banana-fana, fo-fackie 00:02:46.920 --> 00:02:48.717 Fee-fi, mo-mackie Jackie 00:02:48.880 --> 00:02:52.395 My granddaughter had a best friend, Jackie. 00:02:52.600 --> 00:02:54.556 Joy, Joy, bo-boy Banana-fana, fo-foy 00:02:54.720 --> 00:02:57.439 While shivering in my shoes 00:02:57.560 --> 00:02:59.551 I strike a careless pose 00:02:59.760 --> 00:03:01.557 A half-sister, Peggy. 00:03:04.720 --> 00:03:05.720 A dog. 00:03:05.760 --> 00:03:07.751 It's okay. It's okay, Mitzy. 00:03:08.120 --> 00:03:09.439 A father. 00:03:11.840 --> 00:03:13.637 A mother... 00:03:15.960 --> 00:03:17.712 who is my daughter. 00:03:19.120 --> 00:03:22.078 A grandmother. That's me. 00:03:34.840 --> 00:03:38.071 She made many beautiful things in her room. 00:03:38.280 --> 00:03:39.474 Magic. 00:03:40.760 --> 00:03:43.194 Some people love to make things. 00:03:44.360 --> 00:03:49.036 They have the patience and the focus to figure it out with their hands. 00:03:49.200 --> 00:03:53.079 Joy was one of those people who rejoiced in making things. 00:03:53.240 --> 00:03:57.233 And I open the gate to the big g reen meadow. 00:03:57.920 --> 00:04:00.354 And I went into the forest. 00:04:01.120 --> 00:04:03.270 And there, I conquered many dangers. 00:04:05.080 --> 00:04:06.080 A wolf... 00:04:06.240 --> 00:04:08.390 and other scary things. 00:04:08.600 --> 00:04:11.637 And then I started to build my very own house... 00:04:12.400 --> 00:04:13.435 where I would live... 00:04:13.600 --> 00:04:16.751 and make wonderful creations for all the world... 00:04:16.920 --> 00:04:18.717 to see and have. 00:04:19.360 --> 00:04:20.759 And maybe for the prince and princess... 00:04:20.920 --> 00:04:23.514 who lived across the forest, in the castle. 00:04:23.680 --> 00:04:24.680 See? 00:04:25.360 --> 00:04:27.112 And they were in love. 00:04:27.280 --> 00:04:28.759 And maybe they'd invite me over... 00:04:28.920 --> 00:04:30.797 because of the things that I made. 00:04:32.120 --> 00:04:35.635 You need a handsome prince. That's what you need. A prince. 00:04:37.680 --> 00:04:39.511 No, I don't need a prince. 00:04:39.680 --> 00:04:42.797 This is a special power. I don't need a prince. 00:04:45.720 --> 00:04:49.474 My daughter Terry is separated, and alone in her room... 00:04:49.680 --> 00:04:51.352 watching soap operas. 00:04:51.560 --> 00:04:52.709 You can imagine changing your life... 00:04:52.880 --> 00:04:55.792 by fighting for the deed to the land, Clarinda. 00:04:56.720 --> 00:04:58.870 I have something for you. 00:04:59.080 --> 00:05:00.559 Oh, Danica... 00:05:01.600 --> 00:05:02.635 You're so strong. 00:05:02.800 --> 00:05:05.234 I don't think I could ever do something like this. 00:05:09.480 --> 00:05:12.631 I always felt it was for me to encourage her. 00:05:13.920 --> 00:05:15.273 So I said... 00:05:15.800 --> 00:05:20.749 You are goi ng to g row up and be a strong, smart young woman... 00:05:21.000 --> 00:05:26.358 go to school, meet a fine young man, have beautiful children of your own... 00:05:26.520 --> 00:05:31.958 and you're gonna build wonderful things that you do in your room. 00:05:32.040 --> 00:05:33.040 Okay? 00:05:33.120 --> 00:05:35.588 What happened to this girl's dreams? 00:05:36.920 --> 00:05:38.069 Watch this. 00:05:38.240 --> 00:05:40.231 Mother, I can't find my lanyard for work. 00:05:40.440 --> 00:05:42.510 They're not gonna let me through airport security without it. 00:05:42.640 --> 00:05:45.234 Joy, you can't find your lanyard? Can I help you? 00:05:45.320 --> 00:05:46.320 No, but I... 00:05:46.400 --> 00:05:47.435 Honey, listen. 00:05:47.600 --> 00:05:51.798 I know life hasn't gone as we discussed many times, sweetheart. 00:05:51.960 --> 00:05:54.599 And you don't exactly have your whole life ahead of you... 00:05:54.760 --> 00:05:57.513 but you still have a good portion of it, anyway. 00:05:58.440 --> 00:06:00.431 Hope springs eternal. 00:06:01.640 --> 00:06:03.198 - Thanks, Mimi. - Sure. 00:06:03.360 --> 00:06:05.954 Mother, look what I did find. 00:06:07.360 --> 00:06:08.793 What is that? 00:06:08.960 --> 00:06:10.837 How can you ask what this is? 00:06:11.440 --> 00:06:13.908 The dog collar I invented in high school. 00:06:14.240 --> 00:06:16.037 Remember Mitzy choked a couple of times? 00:06:16.200 --> 00:06:18.589 So I invented a dog collar with a quick release... 00:06:18.760 --> 00:06:19.829 so that a dog would never choke... 00:06:20.000 --> 00:06:23.595 and I covered it with reflective tape, plus it's a flea collar. 00:06:23.760 --> 00:06:26.479 I probably wouldn't be late to this job I'm going to... 00:06:26.640 --> 00:06:28.240 if you'd gotten me a patent or a lawyer. 00:06:28.400 --> 00:06:31.312 Joy the doer, Joy the doer. You were always doing things, honey. 00:06:31.440 --> 00:06:33.635 How could I be expected to remember everything? 00:06:33.800 --> 00:06:36.519 Now the Hartz company has the patent to that collar. 00:06:36.680 --> 00:06:38.591 I don't know how to get a patent. 00:06:39.480 --> 00:06:40.833 What is that smell? 00:06:42.000 --> 00:06:43.956 How did you get yogurt down here, Mother? 00:06:45.240 --> 00:06:46.640 I was wondering what that odor was. 00:06:46.840 --> 00:06:48.831 It's starting to mold for Pete's sake. 00:06:49.000 --> 00:06:53.073 Yes, I am, because I feel like I cannot have the life bled out of me this way. 00:06:53.240 --> 00:06:56.073 Joy, look who's back. Look who's back! 00:06:56.240 --> 00:06:58.629 Yes, Bartholomew is back. 00:06:58.720 --> 00:06:59.630 No, no. 00:06:59.720 --> 00:07:00.960 I thought Bartholomew was dead? 00:07:01.000 --> 00:07:02.000 And I'm a ghost. 00:07:02.160 --> 00:07:04.080 He came back as a ghost with even greater powers. 00:07:04.200 --> 00:07:05.235 Ghost, you go away! 00:07:05.440 --> 00:07:07.351 My powers are even greater now. 00:07:07.520 --> 00:07:09.476 I cannot handle this. How is this possible? 00:07:10.040 --> 00:07:11.075 Stay away from him. 00:07:11.240 --> 00:07:12.992 Clarinda, you don't know what a ghost can do to you! 00:07:13.200 --> 00:07:14.633 Even from beyond the grave. 00:07:16.520 --> 00:07:18.238 Grandma's gonna take you to the birthday party, okay? 00:07:18.360 --> 00:07:19.360 Five minutes. 00:07:20.960 --> 00:07:23.394 Hi. What are you doing here? 00:07:23.520 --> 00:07:25.750 I'm returning him to you. I don't want him anymore. 00:07:25.920 --> 00:07:26.955 What? 00:07:27.520 --> 00:07:28.669 He's damaged. 00:07:28.880 --> 00:07:30.313 He has no place else to go. 00:07:30.720 --> 00:07:32.551 He's been living in my house for two years. 00:07:32.760 --> 00:07:34.671 Dad, I'm so sorry. 00:07:34.840 --> 00:07:37.274 But you know, Tony's living in the basement. 00:07:37.440 --> 00:07:39.520 Your ex-husband shouldn't be living in your basement. 00:07:39.640 --> 00:07:41.392 That's not the proper way to be divorced. 00:07:41.640 --> 00:07:44.677 Okay. I don't know where I'm gonna put you. 00:07:44.880 --> 00:07:46.598 Dad, don't go in there. Mom's in there. 00:07:47.760 --> 00:07:50.274 You can have him back, Terry. I don't want him anymore. 00:07:50.440 --> 00:07:52.032 What was so much better about being with Sharon, Rudy? 00:07:52.240 --> 00:07:53.355 Dad, don't answer that. 00:07:53.520 --> 00:07:55.476 We went to the Metropolitan Museum of Art. 00:07:55.600 --> 00:07:58.068 - What did you like at the museum? - What did I like? I'll tell you what I like. 00:07:58.240 --> 00:08:02.074 I like the ancient Roman statues. I like the medieval armor. 00:08:02.240 --> 00:08:03.912 I like the Etruscan jewelry. 00:08:04.080 --> 00:08:06.720 - Museums are full of dust and death. - I like going to the café... 00:08:06.880 --> 00:08:09.000 having an espresso, a nice panini, that's what I like. 00:08:09.040 --> 00:08:11.110 You had a panini in a coffin, Rudy. 00:08:11.320 --> 00:08:14.198 - A dusty, boring coffin. Yuck. - Then why'd you ask me? 00:08:14.360 --> 00:08:15.520 What are you, a crazy person? 00:08:15.560 --> 00:08:17.198 It's like having a conversation with an insane asylum person. 00:08:17.360 --> 00:08:18.713 What else, Captain Jack? What else was so great? 00:08:18.880 --> 00:08:20.438 Captain Jack, you're calling me. Okay. 00:08:20.600 --> 00:08:21.749 Yes, you're Captain Jack, the flying jackass. 00:08:21.920 --> 00:08:23.797 Yeah, and you know what you are? You're like a gas leak. 00:08:23.960 --> 00:08:25.598 - We don't smell you, we don't see you... - I am not a gas leak! 00:08:25.800 --> 00:08:27.233 - But you're killing us all silently. - You take that back... 00:08:27.400 --> 00:08:28.515 and tell me what else you did with Sharon! 00:08:28.600 --> 00:08:30.000 You creature from the Black Lagoon. 00:08:30.080 --> 00:08:31.559 No! This conversation is over. 00:08:31.720 --> 00:08:33.597 - I'm leaving. Good luck. - Oh, my God. Here it goes. 00:08:33.720 --> 00:08:35.551 Watch out, Joy. He's gonna snap! 00:08:35.720 --> 00:08:37.790 Please. You want me to snap. That's your whole routine. You... 00:08:37.960 --> 00:08:38.960 Guard the china! 00:08:39.160 --> 00:08:41.116 - Hey, Terry, you like this? - Dad, no! 00:08:41.320 --> 00:08:42.833 How's this for snapping? 00:08:43.360 --> 00:08:44.588 - No! No. - How's this? 00:08:46.160 --> 00:08:47.275 This is snapping! 00:08:47.440 --> 00:08:49.749 - Dad! Stop! - He's disturbed, Joy! 00:08:49.960 --> 00:08:51.234 He's a disturbed man! 00:08:51.440 --> 00:08:53.192 - I'm disturbed? - He's a damaged man! 00:08:53.360 --> 00:08:54.998 You're right, I am disturbed. 00:08:55.200 --> 00:08:56.633 You're the great disturber! 00:08:57.560 --> 00:08:58.595 I'm sorry, honey. 00:08:58.760 --> 00:08:59.795 I don't like this. 00:08:59.960 --> 00:09:01.552 You're not supposed to see this kind of thing. 00:09:01.720 --> 00:09:03.950 I'm very, very sorry. I apologize sincerely. 00:09:04.360 --> 00:09:07.113 It's not gonna happen, okay? We have other... 00:09:07.800 --> 00:09:08.920 I'm gonna clean all this up. 00:09:08.960 --> 00:09:10.632 Dad, no. Don't clean it up. 00:09:10.800 --> 00:09:12.791 Dad, stop. Just don't, okay? 00:09:13.880 --> 00:09:16.792 Stop. I'll do it. I just want to get you out of this room. 00:09:18.800 --> 00:09:19.915 Thank you. 00:09:20.120 --> 00:09:21.760 Hi, guys. I'm sorry about all the yelling. 00:09:21.840 --> 00:09:23.876 Mimi's gonna take you to the birthday party, okay? 00:09:24.080 --> 00:09:25.513 Hi, my sweethearts. 00:09:25.680 --> 00:09:27.671 - You broke things again. - He did break stuff. 00:09:27.840 --> 00:09:29.478 I did break some things, but Grandma was wrong. 00:09:29.640 --> 00:09:31.870 So I was a little wrong, but she was really wrong. 00:09:32.080 --> 00:09:34.150 But Grandpa's gonna come stay with us for a little while. 00:09:34.280 --> 00:09:35.633 Yay! 00:09:35.840 --> 00:09:38.559 A sleepover with Grandpa! Yay! 00:09:38.760 --> 00:09:42.230 Sharon never separated the wash. The whites were always gray. 00:09:42.400 --> 00:09:44.709 But you have that magic touch, sweetheart, so could I give this to you, please? 00:09:44.840 --> 00:09:46.717 Yeah, I'll take care of it, yeah. Just get your bag. 00:09:46.880 --> 00:09:48.438 What about my ledgers and all that stuff? My accounting books? 00:09:48.560 --> 00:09:49.709 I got them. I'll get them to you later today. 00:09:49.920 --> 00:09:51.399 - I love you, Grandpa. - Love you. 00:09:51.560 --> 00:09:53.920 - I did your taxes, I did your W-2s. - Okay. Very important. 00:10:09.000 --> 00:10:10.194 You suck! 00:10:10.720 --> 00:10:11.755 What is he doing here? 00:10:11.960 --> 00:10:13.029 Sharon brought him back... 00:10:13.200 --> 00:10:17.193 so he's gonna stay with us until he finds a new love or a new place to live. 00:10:17.360 --> 00:10:18.588 You know how this goes. 00:10:29.120 --> 00:10:30.155 Dad, up. 00:10:32.720 --> 00:10:34.836 This is not the proper way to be divorced, the two of you. 00:10:35.000 --> 00:10:36.600 You're gonna tell me how to be divorced? 00:10:36.640 --> 00:10:39.029 I'm a provider, Tom Jones. I have my own business. 00:10:39.240 --> 00:10:40.719 I help Joy with the mortgage. What do you do? 00:10:40.880 --> 00:10:43.030 You sing all night at Angela Starpoli's club. 00:10:43.200 --> 00:10:45.316 You get repeatedly fired from Campbell's Soup. 00:10:45.440 --> 00:10:47.396 Okay, well I'm gonna divide the basement. 00:10:47.560 --> 00:10:49.320 I'm divorced. I can do whatever I want, Rudy. 00:10:49.480 --> 00:10:50.833 This is not the proper way to be divorced. 00:10:51.040 --> 00:10:52.598 And I'm about to be late for work. 00:10:52.800 --> 00:10:55.360 So please try not to fight in front of the children, okay? 00:10:55.520 --> 00:10:56.560 Especially not physically. 00:10:56.800 --> 00:10:59.234 Rudy, you see this? This microphone here? 00:10:59.880 --> 00:11:02.474 You touch it, and I kill you. 00:11:04.840 --> 00:11:05.909 Okay. I'm leaving. 00:11:06.000 --> 00:11:08.070 Please try not to kill each other while I'm gone. 00:11:08.240 --> 00:11:10.310 You've gone mad. This is all your fault! 00:11:10.480 --> 00:11:12.232 Clarinda. Clarinda! Don't. 00:11:12.440 --> 00:11:15.193 Clarinda, something terrible happened! Stay away from him! 00:11:19.040 --> 00:11:21.679 Oh, my God. I thought I fixed this thing. 00:11:21.840 --> 00:11:23.751 N ice job, Joy. N ice job. 00:11:23.920 --> 00:11:26.878 Peggy? What are you doing here? 00:11:27.760 --> 00:11:30.521 What's the matter with you? Sending Grandma Mimi with her arthritis... 00:11:30.560 --> 00:11:32.198 to take them to their friend's birthday? 00:11:32.360 --> 00:11:33.509 I'm fine. 00:11:33.680 --> 00:11:36.797 They have a much better time with me anyway, with Aunt Peggy. 00:11:37.720 --> 00:11:41.076 But I wasn't stupid enough to get into a bad marriage and have a couple of kids. 00:11:41.240 --> 00:11:42.520 Don't bother your sister, Peggy. 00:11:42.560 --> 00:11:44.994 I'm gonna talk to Dad about business. All right? 00:11:45.200 --> 00:11:46.792 You gonna come bring the books by the garage later? 00:11:46.960 --> 00:11:48.439 Yeah, I'm gonna bring them later. He's in the basement. 00:11:48.640 --> 00:11:49.640 I'm joking with you. 00:11:49.800 --> 00:11:50.915 Yeah. I know. 00:11:51.080 --> 00:11:53.230 Kids, we're gonna do something fun later, okay? 00:11:53.440 --> 00:11:55.078 We're doing something fun now. 00:12:01.720 --> 00:12:04.154 Oh, we found your luggage but it's in Cleveland. 00:12:04.320 --> 00:12:05.912 So now we just need to get it back to New York City. 00:12:06.120 --> 00:12:07.235 I'm filing a complaint. 00:12:08.480 --> 00:12:10.232 My husband needs his medication. 00:12:10.600 --> 00:12:12.192 What's your name? Joy? 00:12:12.400 --> 00:12:14.152 You don't seem joyous to me today. 00:12:14.320 --> 00:12:16.117 Perhaps I am not so joyous today. 00:12:16.280 --> 00:12:18.032 - Joy, I think you're getting demoted. - Hi, how you doing? 00:12:18.200 --> 00:12:20.077 Listen, I need you to speak to the supervisor. 00:12:20.240 --> 00:12:23.869 We're gonna be having some changes, and you're gonna be going to the night hours. 00:12:24.000 --> 00:12:25.797 - Night hours? Tom, I can't work night hours. - And we're having cutbacks. 00:12:25.960 --> 00:12:27.440 - I've got two kids. - Joy, I'm sorry. 00:12:27.520 --> 00:12:28.669 Good luck. 00:12:28.760 --> 00:12:29.795 Bye, Susan. 00:12:50.320 --> 00:12:52.629 I'm not paying for metal that I haven't gotten. 00:12:52.800 --> 00:12:54.677 On top of me send... You know, he wants to get paid. 00:12:54.840 --> 00:12:57.957 He doesn't send an invoice, and he hasn't even sent the metal. 00:12:58.040 --> 00:13:01.032 But why doesn't he just send the invoice? Send the invoice, I'll pay him. 00:13:01.880 --> 00:13:03.598 Yep. That's it. Send the invoice. 00:13:05.520 --> 00:13:08.159 Hi. Dad, I want to thank you again for helping with the mortgage. 00:13:08.240 --> 00:13:09.240 Yeah. 00:13:09.320 --> 00:13:12.232 I settled the accounts, balanced the books. 00:13:12.320 --> 00:13:13.320 Thank you. 00:13:13.360 --> 00:13:14.952 I'm sorry business is so bad, Dad. 00:13:15.040 --> 00:13:17.554 I don't think that that crazy gun range is helping. 00:13:18.120 --> 00:13:19.519 How is that still legal? 00:13:19.680 --> 00:13:21.398 - What can I do? - After all these years? 00:13:21.600 --> 00:13:23.272 They keep to themselves. 00:13:23.400 --> 00:13:25.320 It's their property. The police leave them alone. 00:13:25.480 --> 00:13:27.198 Why? You think it's costing us business? 00:13:27.360 --> 00:13:28.679 I don't think it's helping. 00:13:29.680 --> 00:13:32.069 Well, if you wanna help, why don't you come here and manage this place? 00:13:32.240 --> 00:13:34.879 You know, I'd like to go the next level. Put on a nice suit. 00:13:35.080 --> 00:13:37.036 You know, go out there and get some accounts. 00:13:38.640 --> 00:13:42.872 Yeah, this is 9873. Just checking my mailbox. 00:13:43.200 --> 00:13:44.200 What is that? 00:13:44.360 --> 00:13:45.600 Yeah, I have a pen. What is it? 00:13:45.760 --> 00:13:48.149 13-14. That's it? 00:13:48.400 --> 00:13:49.549 Thank you. 00:13:49.760 --> 00:13:51.079 What was that? 00:13:51.280 --> 00:13:53.350 It's a 900 number. 00:13:53.600 --> 00:13:54.828 What's a 900 number? 00:13:55.480 --> 00:13:59.075 It's, you know, a dating service for widows and widowers. 00:13:59.240 --> 00:14:00.434 Dating service? 00:14:00.600 --> 00:14:01.880 You're not a widow or a widower. 00:14:02.000 --> 00:14:03.360 What's the difference? I'm single. 00:14:03.440 --> 00:14:06.273 I meet nice ladies. Maybe we fall in love. 00:14:06.440 --> 00:14:08.874 I have to fall in love or I'm not interested. You know me. 00:14:09.040 --> 00:14:10.040 I know, Dad. 00:14:11.120 --> 00:14:13.873 Sharon was no good for him. It's nice for him to meet somebody new. 00:14:14.080 --> 00:14:16.160 - I got him some new clothes, you know? - Okay. Okay. 00:14:16.240 --> 00:14:17.673 - Hello? Is this 7633? - It's good., THEN JOY TO PEGGY 00:14:17.840 --> 00:14:19.796 - Okay. I love you. See you later. - Yes? 00:14:19.920 --> 00:14:20.920 Bye. 00:14:20.960 --> 00:14:22.678 Hi. This is 9833. 00:14:23.600 --> 00:14:25.272 Hi! Hi, how are you? 00:14:25.440 --> 00:14:26.873 What a nice voice you have. 00:14:27.400 --> 00:14:28.435 Thank you. 00:14:28.560 --> 00:14:30.630 - Oh, an accent. - Yes. 00:14:30.800 --> 00:14:32.028 I am from Italy. 00:14:32.200 --> 00:14:33.792 Oh! Continental. 00:14:34.480 --> 00:14:35.629 What is your name? 00:14:35.800 --> 00:14:37.472 My name is Rudy, what's yours? 00:14:37.640 --> 00:14:38.640 Trudy. 00:14:38.960 --> 00:14:40.678 - Are you kidding me? - No. 00:14:40.880 --> 00:14:41.880 Your name is Trudy? 00:14:41.960 --> 00:14:43.029 Yes! 00:14:43.120 --> 00:14:44.473 Rudy and Trudy. I love it. 00:14:44.880 --> 00:14:47.348 Let's figure out when we're gonna meet. 00:14:47.520 --> 00:14:49.556 That's a good idea. Let's have dinner. 00:14:49.960 --> 00:14:51.320 - I could come pick you up. - Yeah. 00:14:51.360 --> 00:14:52.713 I have a green Mercedes. 00:14:52.880 --> 00:14:54.836 Okay, 6:30? I'll be ready. 00:14:55.080 --> 00:14:56.149 Ciao. 00:14:57.280 --> 00:14:58.633 Good luck with your date, Dad. 00:14:58.800 --> 00:15:00.074 Thank you. I'm excited. 00:15:00.240 --> 00:15:01.719 What do you think you're gonna wear? 00:15:03.200 --> 00:15:05.350 Polo by Ralph Lauren. 00:15:05.480 --> 00:15:07.360 Did you have to use the whole bottle of cologne? 00:15:07.400 --> 00:15:08.400 Tony! 00:15:08.480 --> 00:15:10.118 You smell like my grandmother. He smells like my grandmother. 00:15:10.200 --> 00:15:11.838 Hey, please. Don't make me tense. 00:15:12.040 --> 00:15:15.032 Don't stress me out. I gotta stay nice and loose. 00:15:15.240 --> 00:15:16.832 - Now you're tense? - I'm tense. You're making me tense. 00:15:17.000 --> 00:15:19.230 - Guys, stop. Please. - I'm making you tense? 00:15:19.800 --> 00:15:20.915 My carriage awaits. 00:15:21.040 --> 00:15:22.314 Have a great date. 00:15:22.520 --> 00:15:23.520 Wish me luck. 00:15:23.680 --> 00:15:24.749 You don't need it. 00:15:25.480 --> 00:15:27.311 Joy, water! 00:15:27.480 --> 00:15:28.480 Where are my cufflinks? 00:15:28.640 --> 00:15:30.392 Mommy, come read to me! 00:15:30.520 --> 00:15:31.520 Five minutes, Cristy. 00:15:31.680 --> 00:15:32.874 Mother, again? 00:15:34.160 --> 00:15:36.469 Yeah, you just sit right there. Are you comfortable? 00:15:36.840 --> 00:15:42.153 How many times do I have to tell you not to clean your brushes out in the sink! 00:15:42.320 --> 00:15:44.675 Danica thinks it's unladylike to toss things in the toilet. 00:15:44.880 --> 00:15:46.029 And I happen to agree. 00:15:46.200 --> 00:15:48.560 Yeah? Well, why don't you have Danica do your plumbing then? 00:15:48.640 --> 00:15:52.189 Danica can direct her power anywhere Danica chooses. 00:15:52.400 --> 00:15:54.834 That is the power of Danica. 00:15:57.480 --> 00:15:58.754 Oh, my God. 00:15:58.880 --> 00:16:01.155 If this problem gets any worse... 00:16:02.200 --> 00:16:04.430 we're gonna have to move you into a different room. 00:16:04.600 --> 00:16:06.033 That means no TV. 00:16:06.720 --> 00:16:08.438 That could be very scary for you. 00:16:09.440 --> 00:16:12.318 Don't let that happen, Joy. This is my comfort nest. 00:16:13.360 --> 00:16:15.316 We're gonna need to get a plumber in here. 00:16:15.480 --> 00:16:16.549 What? 00:16:17.320 --> 00:16:20.039 There's gonna... A man in my room? 00:16:20.200 --> 00:16:22.395 Well, I don't know any female plumbers other than me. 00:16:22.560 --> 00:16:23.959 Well, can't you fix it, Joy? 00:16:24.160 --> 00:16:26.549 This has surpassed my capabilities. 00:16:26.720 --> 00:16:27.869 Thanks, Joy. 00:16:28.720 --> 00:16:31.678 "The cicada is a large flying insect two to three inches long. 00:16:31.880 --> 00:16:35.395 "It makes a sound of up to 120 decibels, louder than some telephones. 00:16:36.240 --> 00:16:39.835 "It lives half of its life above ground evading predators. 00:16:40.000 --> 00:16:41.638 This is the book you wanted me to read to you, Cristy? 00:16:41.760 --> 00:16:43.360 How did this book even get in the house? 00:16:43.760 --> 00:16:45.239 Aunt Peggy got it for me. 00:16:45.440 --> 00:16:49.831 She said the reason I like cicadas is because they fill the air with sound... 00:16:49.960 --> 00:16:52.076 which makes the house less lonelier for me. 00:16:52.760 --> 00:16:56.070 Aunt Peggy tells you how you feel about the house being lonely? 00:16:56.280 --> 00:16:57.759 Aunt Peggy tells me a lot of things. 00:16:57.920 --> 00:16:59.319 Keep reading, please. 00:17:00.800 --> 00:17:03.268 I don't want you listening to Aunt Peggy too much. 00:17:03.440 --> 00:17:04.793 Okay. Why? 00:17:06.080 --> 00:17:08.469 "The cicada, a symbol of rebirth in many countries... 00:17:08.640 --> 00:17:12.315 "digs into the ground and stays buried for up to 17 years." 00:17:12.960 --> 00:17:16.032 That's such a random number. Why 17 years? 00:17:16.840 --> 00:17:17.955 It doesn't even say why. 00:17:18.120 --> 00:17:21.112 I understand the four seasons in a year... 00:17:21.280 --> 00:17:23.714 but why would something stay hidden for 17 years? 00:17:23.880 --> 00:17:26.599 That's just unsettling. I'm not reading this. 00:17:26.800 --> 00:17:28.791 You're sleepy anyway. We gotta go to bed. 00:17:30.080 --> 00:17:31.798 I wanna sleep with Nana. 00:17:31.960 --> 00:17:33.473 No, you should sleep upstairs in your room. 00:17:33.640 --> 00:17:35.153 I want Nana. 00:17:37.040 --> 00:17:38.920 All right. Well, watch out. There's a hole here. 00:17:45.280 --> 00:17:47.111 Just going to lay down for a second. 00:17:49.120 --> 00:17:51.315 I feel like I'm in a prison. 00:17:51.480 --> 00:17:54.074 No, Bartholomew's the ex-con in the story. 00:17:54.200 --> 00:17:56.191 And Clarinda doesn't even know about it. 00:17:56.360 --> 00:17:57.998 But Danica's onto him. 00:17:59.160 --> 00:18:01.833 They all blame Clarinda but Danica's gonna get to the bottom of it. 00:18:02.000 --> 00:18:03.069 No. No. 00:18:03.240 --> 00:18:05.674 Yes. It was you Clarinda. 00:18:05.840 --> 00:18:07.160 I will get to the bottom of this. 00:18:07.280 --> 00:18:08.838 You've made terrible mistakes. 00:18:09.040 --> 00:18:10.439 It was Clarinda! 00:18:13.160 --> 00:18:14.275 Oh. 00:18:14.400 --> 00:18:16.675 Look who's here. 00:18:17.000 --> 00:18:18.035 Look who's here. 00:18:39.240 --> 00:18:42.357 We are here today to remember what was lost... 00:18:42.520 --> 00:18:44.829 seventeen years ago. 00:18:45.000 --> 00:18:47.036 Do you remember? 00:18:49.360 --> 00:18:50.634 Peggy comes with me. 00:18:50.800 --> 00:18:52.836 Joy spends half the time with us. 00:18:53.560 --> 00:18:55.039 We'll take her paper forest. 00:18:55.200 --> 00:18:57.440 That's Joy's special thing, and it belongs in this house. 00:18:57.560 --> 00:18:58.629 No, I... 00:19:10.960 --> 00:19:11.960 Joy. 00:19:13.880 --> 00:19:14.949 Joy, wake up! 00:19:15.600 --> 00:19:17.397 Someone's been ringing the doorbell. 00:19:31.440 --> 00:19:32.634 Jackie! 00:19:33.080 --> 00:19:34.115 Oh, thank God! It's you. 00:19:34.280 --> 00:19:37.670 What happened? I'm worried about you. I don't see you any more. 00:19:37.840 --> 00:19:39.592 You don't come to the PTA. 00:19:40.000 --> 00:19:43.959 You know how my mom's always clogging the sink with her hair from the brushes? 00:19:44.200 --> 00:19:45.428 With the pipes in her room? 00:19:45.600 --> 00:19:47.397 Yeah. She did it again. 00:19:47.480 --> 00:19:48.515 Again? 00:19:48.600 --> 00:19:50.750 Yes, and I had to bash open a hole in the floor. 00:19:50.840 --> 00:19:54.719 There's a huge hole in the floor of my mother's room and I'm broke. 00:19:56.280 --> 00:19:59.989 My father works hard. He's had some bad breaks. 00:20:02.480 --> 00:20:05.870 I hope he gets another girlfriend, and he'll move out of the basement. 00:20:06.280 --> 00:20:07.679 He's in the basement with Tony? 00:20:07.880 --> 00:20:10.553 Yes. And they hate each other. 00:20:11.160 --> 00:20:12.513 Yes. 00:20:13.280 --> 00:20:15.840 It's a disaster. They won't stop fighting. 00:20:17.560 --> 00:20:18.560 I don't know. 00:20:19.520 --> 00:20:22.512 But how are you? How's the family? How is everybody? 00:20:22.680 --> 00:20:23.715 Everybody's okay. 00:20:23.800 --> 00:20:24.994 How's work? 00:20:25.640 --> 00:20:27.949 My job, I could take it or leave it. 00:20:28.800 --> 00:20:30.995 What happened to us, Jackie? 00:20:31.160 --> 00:20:33.628 All the things that we used to dream about. 00:20:33.800 --> 00:20:36.758 I feel like they just keep getting farther and farther away. 00:20:37.000 --> 00:20:39.912 Remember the night of the party where everything started? 00:20:40.240 --> 00:20:41.832 The band was playing. 00:20:42.280 --> 00:20:43.918 Everything was so exciting. 00:20:45.840 --> 00:20:47.398 Joy, you came! 00:20:47.520 --> 00:20:50.080 I'm so glad you came! This is my boyfriend, Andre. 00:20:50.280 --> 00:20:51.520 - Hi, Andre. - Nice to meet you. 00:20:51.680 --> 00:20:53.352 Andre, this is my childhood friend, Joy. 00:20:53.880 --> 00:20:54.995 Come inside! 00:20:56.080 --> 00:20:57.513 - Wow. - Check my music class, accountant girl. 00:20:57.680 --> 00:20:58.795 This is a class? 00:20:58.880 --> 00:20:59.915 Yes! 00:21:00.000 --> 00:21:02.798 Don't turn on the lights 'cause I don't wanna see 00:21:02.920 --> 00:21:05.275 Mama told me not to come 00:21:05.400 --> 00:21:07.360 - They're so good! - They are! The teacher's band. 00:21:07.560 --> 00:21:10.358 Mama told me not to come 00:21:10.520 --> 00:21:15.036 She said, "That ain 't the way to have fun, son" 00:21:15.200 --> 00:21:16.952 "That ain 't the way to have fun" 00:21:18.040 --> 00:21:20.349 Mama told me not to come 00:21:21.840 --> 00:21:24.229 Mama told me not to come 00:21:24.960 --> 00:21:27.269 - Who's the bald guy? - That's our music teacher. 00:21:27.440 --> 00:21:29.476 And he has all this... This is his house? 00:21:29.680 --> 00:21:30.999 - Yeah, this is his house. - Wow. 00:21:31.160 --> 00:21:32.388 He's from Venezuela. 00:21:32.600 --> 00:21:35.114 - Who is that guy? - Yeah. 00:21:35.320 --> 00:21:37.390 That's the music teacher's son. 00:21:38.040 --> 00:21:39.598 Oh, my gosh. 00:21:41.720 --> 00:21:43.199 You're dancing. Here you go. 00:21:49.280 --> 00:21:50.315 What am I doing now? 00:21:50.440 --> 00:21:51.555 - You're dancing. - No. 00:21:51.720 --> 00:21:53.119 - Let me show you my father's house. - What? 00:21:53.280 --> 00:21:54.395 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 00:21:54.560 --> 00:21:56.118 I'm gonna be a singer. 00:21:56.360 --> 00:21:57.395 Really? 00:21:57.480 --> 00:22:00.074 Yeah. I'm gonna be the next Tom Jones. 00:22:00.240 --> 00:22:03.391 That's a big ambition. There's only one Tom Jones. 00:22:03.560 --> 00:22:07.075 I know, but you can't let the practical get you down. 00:22:07.920 --> 00:22:10.150 You gotta keep going to what you love. 00:22:10.920 --> 00:22:12.069 That's true. 00:22:12.240 --> 00:22:13.878 That's what my father taught me. 00:22:17.200 --> 00:22:18.599 What about you? 00:22:20.560 --> 00:22:26.829 I invented a dog collar that I want to get patented, but I don't think it ever will. 00:22:28.520 --> 00:22:31.637 I was valedictorian in high school. 00:22:33.320 --> 00:22:36.232 I got into a college in Boston... 00:22:36.400 --> 00:22:39.437 but I'm staying here because my parents are getting divorced... 00:22:39.600 --> 00:22:41.750 and I'm staying to help my mom. 00:22:41.960 --> 00:22:45.748 And I help my dad with business stuff. Accountant. 00:22:46.960 --> 00:22:49.554 Maybe your dreams are on hold right now. 00:22:49.960 --> 00:22:51.029 No? 00:22:51.720 --> 00:22:53.790 That's a nice way of putting it. 00:22:55.000 --> 00:22:56.877 This song is going to be in the town musical. 00:22:56.960 --> 00:22:58.632 We should sing it together. 00:22:58.880 --> 00:23:02.429 I know I stand in line Until you think you have the time 00:23:02.600 --> 00:23:05.512 To spend an evening with me 00:23:06.640 --> 00:23:07.789 That's really nice. 00:23:07.960 --> 00:23:09.075 Okay, go. 00:23:09.280 --> 00:23:10.474 - No. - Okay. 00:23:10.640 --> 00:23:12.790 And if we go someplace to dance 00:23:12.960 --> 00:23:15.872 I know that there's a chance You won't be leaving with me 00:23:16.040 --> 00:23:18.634 He gave my girl a spring in her step, just when she needed it. 00:23:18.800 --> 00:23:20.995 What are we doing? T ony. 00:23:21.320 --> 00:23:24.630 He got her to do the musical, something she never would have done. 00:23:35.440 --> 00:23:39.274 I know I stand in line Until you think you have the time 00:23:39.480 --> 00:23:42.756 To spend an evening with me 00:23:44.840 --> 00:23:48.628 And if we go someplace to dance I know that there's a chance 00:23:48.800 --> 00:23:52.110 You won't be leaving with me 00:23:54.000 --> 00:24:01.031 And afterwards we drop into a quiet little place And have a drink or two 00:24:03.280 --> 00:24:10.277 And then I go and spoil it all By saying something stupid like "I love you" 00:24:12.200 --> 00:24:16.273 I can see it in your eyes That you despise the same old lies 00:24:16.440 --> 00:24:19.716 You heard the night before 00:24:20.800 --> 00:24:24.110 You're so smart, you're so beautiful, I... I just... 00:24:25.400 --> 00:24:26.389 You could have married anybody. 00:24:26.600 --> 00:24:28.875 You could have married a doctor, a lawyer, a nice man instead of this... 00:24:29.080 --> 00:24:30.479 I don't even know what to call this guy. 00:24:30.640 --> 00:24:32.520 Are you seriously talking about this right now? 00:24:36.720 --> 00:24:38.392 It's still not too late. 00:24:38.600 --> 00:24:39.669 Dad. 00:24:40.360 --> 00:24:41.713 Let's go. 00:24:44.200 --> 00:24:45.200 Think about it. 00:24:45.360 --> 00:24:46.360 Dad! 00:25:06.000 --> 00:25:08.912 We are a loving family, a solid family. 00:25:09.080 --> 00:25:10.399 I've been married to my wife... 00:25:10.560 --> 00:25:11.709 Now I have a speech. 00:25:11.880 --> 00:25:13.359 He wasn't finished, Dad. 00:25:13.480 --> 00:25:14.913 He's finished now. 00:25:15.320 --> 00:25:17.231 I had two failed marriages. 00:25:17.880 --> 00:25:20.599 The daughter from my first marriage, Peggy... 00:25:20.760 --> 00:25:23.911 has a lot of tension with the daughter from my second marriage, Joy. 00:25:25.320 --> 00:25:30.633 I was married to Joy's mother for 18 miserable fucking years. 00:25:31.000 --> 00:25:32.877 Dad! That's just mean! Sit down! 00:25:33.040 --> 00:25:34.359 But I got out of all that. 00:25:34.760 --> 00:25:37.638 And I finally met the light of my life, Sharon. 00:25:38.200 --> 00:25:39.269 - To you, baby. - Dad! 00:25:39.440 --> 00:25:40.475 You're my guy. 00:25:40.600 --> 00:25:41.669 I toast you. 00:25:41.760 --> 00:25:43.113 Dad! Stop! 00:25:43.280 --> 00:25:45.111 - Will you stop it? - Rudolph, please! Enough. 00:25:45.280 --> 00:25:48.113 - Are you happy now? - Fairly happy, yes. 00:25:48.400 --> 00:25:49.879 Look what I found. 00:25:51.080 --> 00:25:52.149 The divorce glass. 00:25:52.760 --> 00:25:53.795 Salud. 00:25:53.920 --> 00:25:56.275 I give these kids 50-50 odds. 00:25:57.000 --> 00:25:59.753 Salud, everybody. Have a good time. 00:26:00.120 --> 00:26:01.838 Tony, wake up! 00:26:02.000 --> 00:26:05.356 Please! Cristy hasn't eaten, Tommy needs to be changed. 00:26:06.080 --> 00:26:09.072 Oh, Cristy. What are you doing? 00:26:09.360 --> 00:26:11.635 - Get up. I just told your boss you're going to work! - But what did you lie for? 00:26:11.760 --> 00:26:13.876 - Because you're gonna lose another job! - No, honey, I'm sick! 00:26:14.000 --> 00:26:15.877 You're not sick, you're hungover! 00:26:16.120 --> 00:26:18.350 That's not who I am! I'm a singer, that's what I do! 00:26:18.520 --> 00:26:19.960 You're not making any money singing! 00:26:20.120 --> 00:26:21.920 Get in your car right now and go get your job! 00:26:22.040 --> 00:26:23.840 You're trying to turn me into someone I'm not! 00:26:24.040 --> 00:26:26.349 I can't do this! I can't do this, Tony! 00:26:26.560 --> 00:26:28.039 I am losing my mind! 00:26:34.360 --> 00:26:36.316 I don't wanna end up like my family. 00:26:59.360 --> 00:27:00.759 Time moves forward. 00:27:01.360 --> 00:27:03.112 Time moves backwards. 00:27:03.280 --> 00:27:04.280 Time stands still. 00:27:17.600 --> 00:27:19.511 Do I live up to my profile or do I fall short? 00:27:19.680 --> 00:27:22.877 Are you kidding? You're a banana flambé with extra rum. 00:27:23.880 --> 00:27:26.030 You're a trip to the moon on gossamer wings. 00:27:26.200 --> 00:27:29.351 Wow! You're so poetic and romantic. 00:27:29.440 --> 00:27:30.440 It's true! 00:27:30.520 --> 00:27:32.272 Just like my late Morris. 00:27:32.400 --> 00:27:36.439 Morris. Now, he was American and you're Italian, and your name originated how? 00:27:36.600 --> 00:27:38.670 My name. My Italian name is Geltrude. 00:27:38.800 --> 00:27:39.800 Geltrude. 00:27:39.880 --> 00:27:43.475 And then he called me "Trude," and then became more American. "Trudy." 00:27:43.920 --> 00:27:44.955 Trudy. 00:27:45.040 --> 00:27:49.556 Why don't you come with your entire family, on my late Morris' boat? 00:27:50.240 --> 00:27:52.071 Bring the children, bring the grandchildren. 00:27:52.240 --> 00:27:53.593 Like a motorboat? 00:27:53.760 --> 00:27:55.432 No, no, it's a sailboat. 55 feet. 00:27:55.600 --> 00:27:57.591 - Wow. That's big. That is big. - Yeah. Yeah. 00:27:57.760 --> 00:27:58.909 Yeah, I would love to. 00:27:59.080 --> 00:28:01.036 We'd bring some nice food, something to drink, that would be great. 00:28:01.240 --> 00:28:06.109 Yeah, but not red wine, because it might stain the teakwood deck. 00:28:06.280 --> 00:28:07.395 It's very precious. 00:28:07.560 --> 00:28:09.152 Okay, understood. No red wine. 00:28:09.520 --> 00:28:11.238 I got the red wine! 00:28:11.440 --> 00:28:13.431 No, no, no, I'm sorry, you can't have red wine on the boat. 00:28:13.600 --> 00:28:15.591 No red wine, Tony. No red wine. 00:28:15.760 --> 00:28:17.352 Why? It's a beautiful wine! 00:28:17.520 --> 00:28:19.670 What's Tom Jones doing here anyway? Who invited him? 00:28:19.880 --> 00:28:21.280 He's here to help me with the kids. 00:28:21.720 --> 00:28:23.153 I brought Peggy to help. 00:28:23.320 --> 00:28:24.912 Peggy says mean things about me to my children, so... 00:28:25.080 --> 00:28:26.400 I say nice things about you, too. 00:28:26.600 --> 00:28:27.600 It's a beautiful wine. 00:28:27.680 --> 00:28:28.795 You have an accent, too! 00:28:28.880 --> 00:28:29.790 Yes. 00:28:29.880 --> 00:28:31.154 Where are you from, paesano? 00:28:31.320 --> 00:28:33.595 Paesano? Don't encourage him, please. 00:28:33.760 --> 00:28:34.880 I'm from Venezuela, darling. 00:28:35.040 --> 00:28:36.075 Do you know this song? 00:28:50.800 --> 00:28:53.030 I can see why she still loves him! 00:28:53.160 --> 00:28:54.434 Come on. Come on board. 00:28:54.600 --> 00:28:57.398 - This is gonna be a disaster. - Dad. 00:28:58.520 --> 00:28:59.520 Cheers! 00:29:00.280 --> 00:29:03.192 I dressed for boating but I didn't realize how cold it was gonna be. 00:29:03.360 --> 00:29:08.480 My late husband Morris, I met him in Milano for a trade show for his swimwear line. 00:29:08.640 --> 00:29:11.393 He used to say, "Sailing in the winter... 00:29:11.600 --> 00:29:15.070 "is the best comparison to life in the world of commerce." 00:29:31.160 --> 00:29:32.195 Oh, no! 00:29:32.600 --> 00:29:35.194 Morris' teakwood deck! 00:29:35.360 --> 00:29:36.918 Yeah. Grand adventure. Great. 00:29:37.080 --> 00:29:38.672 Nice work, Tom Jones. 00:29:39.440 --> 00:29:44.468 Trudy, I know that it's upsetting, but wouldn't Morris say, "What a grand adventure?" 00:29:44.640 --> 00:29:47.757 Yeah, you're right. No big deal. He's probably laughing up in heaven. 00:29:47.920 --> 00:29:49.592 We should have used paper cups. 00:29:50.120 --> 00:29:51.235 No, but it's not the same thing. 00:29:51.360 --> 00:29:53.669 You need a nice glass for a beautiful wine, you know? 00:29:59.400 --> 00:30:00.400 Oh, boy. 00:30:00.800 --> 00:30:03.598 Look. It's a piece of glass right in her hand. 00:30:07.000 --> 00:30:08.911 Are you all right, honey? 00:30:09.080 --> 00:30:11.150 Yeah, she's thinking of something, Tony. 00:30:11.360 --> 00:30:14.716 One loop. One continuous thing. 00:30:14.880 --> 00:30:17.838 She's talking to herself. It's strange. 00:30:18.040 --> 00:30:19.393 Honey, you should go to bed. 00:30:20.200 --> 00:30:24.113 If it was all one continuous loop. Yeah. 00:30:26.080 --> 00:30:27.433 Hi, I'm Touissant. 00:30:27.600 --> 00:30:29.477 Touissant? Who's this guy? 00:30:30.440 --> 00:30:31.429 It's not for me. Is it for you? 00:30:31.640 --> 00:30:32.640 No, it's not for me, man. 00:30:32.800 --> 00:30:33.915 The plumber. 00:30:34.080 --> 00:30:35.229 What's he here for? 00:30:35.360 --> 00:30:37.032 What do you think? Terry. 00:30:37.600 --> 00:30:38.828 Terry. Oh, Terry. 00:30:39.160 --> 00:30:42.391 Oh, no, wait. What's going on? What is this man doing in my room? 00:30:42.720 --> 00:30:43.720 This is... 00:30:44.040 --> 00:30:45.712 - Touissant. - Touissant. 00:30:46.600 --> 00:30:47.999 Terry, Touissant. 00:30:48.320 --> 00:30:51.153 Well, I mean, I've taped my show... 00:30:51.360 --> 00:30:54.511 and then, well, exactly how long is this going to take? 00:30:55.240 --> 00:30:57.435 Well, it shouldn't take more than a day. 00:30:57.600 --> 00:30:59.989 What accent is that, Joy? 00:31:00.160 --> 00:31:01.559 What country is that from? 00:31:01.720 --> 00:31:03.278 - Haiti. - Haiti. 00:31:03.440 --> 00:31:04.475 Haiti? 00:31:04.640 --> 00:31:06.119 It's French and Creole. 00:31:07.120 --> 00:31:08.519 French and Creole. 00:31:08.720 --> 00:31:11.360 Well, is there any way... Could you please put a curtain up here... 00:31:11.520 --> 00:31:14.680 so that I can come and go in my room and watch my show while he's still working? 00:31:14.760 --> 00:31:16.432 Of course. I have a stapler. 00:31:16.920 --> 00:31:17.955 Thank you, sir. 00:31:18.080 --> 00:31:19.638 You're welcome, mademoiselle. 00:31:19.800 --> 00:31:20.915 Mademoiselle? 00:31:23.480 --> 00:31:26.358 Good luck in here and good luck with the... that. 00:31:27.280 --> 00:31:28.633 Why don't you go to bed? 00:31:30.000 --> 00:31:31.956 Keep going up the stairs. Go to bed. 00:31:32.360 --> 00:31:35.158 I don't want to go to sleep. I don't want to have that horrible dream. 00:31:35.320 --> 00:31:38.551 Come on! You can't have the same dream twice. It never happens. 00:31:38.720 --> 00:31:40.870 - It's impossible. - That's not true. 00:31:41.120 --> 00:31:43.395 I had the Peggy dream so many times when I was younger... 00:31:43.560 --> 00:31:44.834 with the masks and the robe. 00:31:45.000 --> 00:31:46.433 It doesn't make sense. No, no. 00:31:46.560 --> 00:31:48.949 You can't have the same dream twice. Maybe it's the... 00:31:49.120 --> 00:31:50.348 Rudy, she's thinking about something. 00:31:50.520 --> 00:31:53.034 Maybe it's a good dream, and she's working something out. 00:31:53.200 --> 00:31:56.590 I don't wanna work anything out. I just want a nice, dumb sleep. 00:31:56.760 --> 00:31:59.194 Let's knock her out. Give her a children's cough medicine. 00:31:59.360 --> 00:32:00.760 - That's what does it. - Is that safe? 00:32:00.840 --> 00:32:02.034 No. It's not safe. 00:32:02.200 --> 00:32:03.269 It's expired. 00:32:04.200 --> 00:32:06.839 Go on, there. Knock it back, honey. 00:32:07.000 --> 00:32:08.991 - No. - Okay, one more. Knock it down. Come on. 00:32:09.120 --> 00:32:10.758 - Rudy! - Do it, Tony. 00:32:10.920 --> 00:32:12.512 - I don't know. - Just do it. One more. 00:32:12.640 --> 00:32:13.640 Okay, one more. 00:32:13.680 --> 00:32:16.040 Enough with this! That's it. I'm gonna make her a hot toddy. 00:32:16.240 --> 00:32:17.355 That's what she needs. 00:32:17.520 --> 00:32:18.640 You're gonna intoxicate her. 00:32:18.720 --> 00:32:21.439 It's all natural, it's all herbal. Nothing strong. 00:32:21.600 --> 00:32:27.869 I was kidnapped by another monk, who was from Switzerland. 00:32:29.520 --> 00:32:36.358 And it turned out that this monk was a duke of a royal family. 00:32:37.520 --> 00:32:40.796 I shouldn't say "was," because he still is. 00:32:41.160 --> 00:32:42.673 Leave me alone. 00:32:43.680 --> 00:32:45.760 I don't thi nk we should let her sleep on the stairs. 00:32:46.120 --> 00:32:48.554 Let's just put it here in the couch, okay? 00:33:01.640 --> 00:33:03.676 Seventeen years. 00:33:03.840 --> 00:33:06.479 Think about it. We've been hiding... 00:33:06.640 --> 00:33:09.393 for seventeen years. 00:33:10.560 --> 00:33:12.630 Seventeen years. 00:33:13.120 --> 00:33:16.556 We used to make things. Seventeen years ago. 00:33:17.040 --> 00:33:19.395 Then, that all stopped. What happened? 00:33:21.240 --> 00:33:24.312 When you're hiding, you're safe... 00:33:24.760 --> 00:33:27.479 because people can't see you. 00:33:27.840 --> 00:33:30.752 But, funny thing about hiding... 00:33:31.160 --> 00:33:33.549 you're even hidden from yourself. 00:33:46.960 --> 00:33:48.598 Baby, what's the matter? 00:33:49.840 --> 00:33:51.831 Tony, you need to move out of the basement. 00:33:52.000 --> 00:33:53.558 You need to get your own house. 00:33:53.760 --> 00:33:55.193 What? Why? 00:33:55.800 --> 00:33:58.268 Because I go out at night and sing at Angela's club? 00:33:58.440 --> 00:33:59.555 - Is that it? - No. 00:33:59.760 --> 00:34:02.035 Because we've been divorced for two years. 00:34:02.200 --> 00:34:03.713 We need to move on. 00:34:03.880 --> 00:34:05.154 You need to move out. 00:34:06.040 --> 00:34:07.712 Rudy, you need to move out, too. 00:34:07.800 --> 00:34:08.800 What? 00:34:08.840 --> 00:34:10.956 There's more room in the basement for me now. 00:34:11.640 --> 00:34:12.675 And another thing, Rudy. 00:34:12.760 --> 00:34:15.069 Tomorrow, I would like to have a meeting with you and Trudy at your office... 00:34:15.280 --> 00:34:18.795 to discuss her investing in the manufacturing of my new idea. 00:34:19.160 --> 00:34:20.195 No. 00:34:20.280 --> 00:34:22.240 I'm still getting to know her and falling in love. 00:34:22.280 --> 00:34:24.475 I can't do that. I won't do that. 00:34:25.000 --> 00:34:27.355 And what manufacturing idea? What are you talking about? 00:34:28.800 --> 00:34:32.156 I have always been there for you, no matter what. 00:34:32.520 --> 00:34:33.794 I didn't go away to school. 00:34:33.960 --> 00:34:36.800 I stayed to help you and Mom through the divorce and do your accounting. 00:34:37.040 --> 00:34:39.349 I let you live here whenever you want... 00:34:39.800 --> 00:34:41.631 no matter what it is. 00:34:42.360 --> 00:34:46.831 I am respectfully asking for the favor that you owe me. 00:34:48.160 --> 00:34:50.958 If you look into your heart, you'll know that I'm right. 00:34:55.600 --> 00:35:00.754 Cristy, I need to use your crayons, your colored pencils and your paper. 00:35:01.520 --> 00:35:02.999 Let's go to my room. 00:35:39.000 --> 00:35:40.200 You're not gonna believe this. 00:35:40.280 --> 00:35:42.396 So, you know that plumber that you recommended? 00:35:42.560 --> 00:35:43.595 Yeah, Touissant. 00:35:43.760 --> 00:35:47.389 So I hire him, Terry freaks out, completely disoriented. 00:35:47.560 --> 00:35:50.074 Hasn't had a man in her room for eight years, since Rudy. 00:35:50.240 --> 00:35:51.912 Makes me hang a drop cloth. 00:35:52.080 --> 00:35:53.080 The way I look at it... 00:35:53.280 --> 00:35:56.556 is that this is an opportunity for you to invest in a new business... 00:35:58.400 --> 00:36:00.231 ...that'll mean more money for you. 00:36:01.840 --> 00:36:03.560 Tell Rico, Dad. Number five's gotta go off. 00:36:03.680 --> 00:36:06.433 Rico, number five, no, off. 00:36:06.640 --> 00:36:08.870 Go off! Thank you! 00:36:09.960 --> 00:36:12.235 It's a standard handle, 53 inches. 00:36:12.440 --> 00:36:14.431 The sleeve connects to the mop head. 00:36:14.600 --> 00:36:16.750 Now, this is where it gets complicated. 00:36:17.080 --> 00:36:20.152 There's a clip that connects the sleeve to the... 00:36:20.760 --> 00:36:23.274 I don't even know what to call it. The "cup." 00:36:23.760 --> 00:36:25.318 Which is connected to the mop head. 00:36:25.640 --> 00:36:28.916 So, when you pull up on the sleeve, the mop head stretches... 00:36:29.120 --> 00:36:31.634 so you can wring it without ever touching it with your hands. 00:36:32.120 --> 00:36:35.192 The only thing we see is this crayon drawings. 00:36:35.360 --> 00:36:36.713 We can't make heads or tails. 00:36:37.320 --> 00:36:38.719 We don't know what it is. 00:36:39.360 --> 00:36:42.477 So, the mop doesn't hang loose, like hair? Like a string? 00:36:42.640 --> 00:36:44.790 It hangs, but not on loose, open ends like hair. 00:36:44.960 --> 00:36:46.598 It's one continuous loop. 00:36:46.680 --> 00:36:47.829 - I don't get it. - I don't get it. 00:36:47.920 --> 00:36:50.400 - I don't get it. What's he doing here? - What's he doing here? 00:36:50.440 --> 00:36:53.477 He is the father of our children, and my friend, and he looks out for me. 00:37:01.480 --> 00:37:03.471 We're doing an invention. 00:37:03.880 --> 00:37:04.995 Cheers. 00:37:05.520 --> 00:37:06.669 Right. 00:37:08.760 --> 00:37:10.591 Yes we are, Cristy. 00:37:11.400 --> 00:37:13.152 It's very serious. 00:37:13.800 --> 00:37:15.313 It's priority. 00:37:15.480 --> 00:37:16.799 Yes it is. 00:37:16.920 --> 00:37:17.796 And I'm helping. 00:37:17.920 --> 00:37:19.558 Yes you are. 00:37:29.520 --> 00:37:31.590 Ça se fait comme ça in Haiti. 00:37:31.800 --> 00:37:33.995 Touissant is teaching me how to speak French. 00:37:34.640 --> 00:37:36.551 And the word for "industrious" is... 00:37:38.160 --> 00:37:39.275 Yes. 00:37:39.400 --> 00:37:41.152 At first I thought maybe something scary would happen... 00:37:41.360 --> 00:37:45.273 like what happened with Danica while she was kidnapped by a man... 00:37:45.440 --> 00:37:48.000 who turned out to be in hiding from the royal family in Switzerland... 00:37:48.200 --> 00:37:50.395 and then she moved to Switzerland. 00:37:50.600 --> 00:37:52.750 Of course, she befriended that man and more. 00:37:53.240 --> 00:37:55.151 Don't ever try and limit me, Joy. 00:37:55.360 --> 00:37:57.360 And let me know if you want some of this Chakalaka. 00:37:57.480 --> 00:37:58.480 Chaka. Say "chaka." 00:37:58.520 --> 00:37:59.430 Chaka. 00:37:59.520 --> 00:38:00.520 It's very good. 00:38:08.400 --> 00:38:10.152 Hey, Rocky. Hey, Tom! 00:38:11.880 --> 00:38:13.199 Take her inside the office. 00:38:14.200 --> 00:38:16.589 - Hey, Tino. - Hey, Joy. 00:38:16.760 --> 00:38:18.637 I wanted to show you something. 00:38:18.800 --> 00:38:20.280 So, will you help me figure this out? 00:38:20.400 --> 00:38:23.472 I know that it has to be welded. This part is supposed to twist. 00:38:49.960 --> 00:38:53.873 1... 2... 3... 00:38:54.160 --> 00:38:57.072 4, 5, 6... 00:38:57.760 --> 00:38:58.760 What are you doing? 00:39:04.480 --> 00:39:07.756 38, 39, 40. 00:39:08.080 --> 00:39:11.072 All right. All right, Dad, come over here and grab this. 00:39:11.280 --> 00:39:12.918 Grab it right in the middle. 00:39:17.480 --> 00:39:18.515 Okay. There. 00:39:18.720 --> 00:39:21.234 And go up, Jackie go down. You see it? 00:39:21.320 --> 00:39:22.389 Not yet. 00:39:22.480 --> 00:39:24.516 All right. Here. 00:39:25.440 --> 00:39:26.793 - How about now? - No. 00:39:27.240 --> 00:39:28.832 Well you're going to. 00:39:29.000 --> 00:39:31.195 I don't see it yet, I mean... 00:39:35.480 --> 00:39:37.630 - You ready? - Yeah. 00:39:44.720 --> 00:39:47.314 300 feet of continuous cotton loops. 00:39:47.720 --> 00:39:49.312 That's what I drew. 00:39:50.040 --> 00:39:54.477 This is why I would like to ask you for your investment, Trudy. 00:39:55.640 --> 00:39:59.428 Morris worked 50 years to earn his fortune, Joy. 00:40:00.440 --> 00:40:04.877 Before he passed on to the next world, he made me promise on his deathbed... 00:40:05.040 --> 00:40:09.033 that I would never be neglectful with one dollar of the money... 00:40:09.200 --> 00:40:11.270 that he so carefully earned. 00:40:12.000 --> 00:40:17.279 Therefore you have to answer Morris's four questions of financial worthiness. 00:40:17.440 --> 00:40:18.589 Are you ready? 00:40:19.720 --> 00:40:21.073 I think so. Yes. 00:40:22.680 --> 00:40:24.272 Question number one: 00:40:25.040 --> 00:40:27.190 Where did you go to high school? 00:40:27.400 --> 00:40:28.958 Plainfield Public High. 00:40:29.080 --> 00:40:33.358 Question number two: Who were you in high school? 00:40:34.080 --> 00:40:35.559 I was valedictorian. 00:40:36.680 --> 00:40:39.069 The smartest student in the school. 00:40:39.240 --> 00:40:40.514 That's good, right? 00:40:41.440 --> 00:40:42.589 Perhaps. 00:40:43.200 --> 00:40:48.911 Joy might be a brilliant, unrealized creator of commerce. 00:40:49.360 --> 00:40:50.429 But on the other hand... 00:40:50.520 --> 00:40:54.354 it's equally possible that she is a fatally flawed underachiever... 00:40:54.520 --> 00:40:59.674 doomed to a lifetime of failure, disappointment, unfulfilled expectations. 00:41:00.760 --> 00:41:02.318 You must admit, Joy... 00:41:02.520 --> 00:41:05.557 that your life, to date, makes a stronger case for... 00:41:06.560 --> 00:41:07.879 ...disappointment. 00:41:10.080 --> 00:41:11.513 I don't care about any of this. 00:41:11.680 --> 00:41:14.433 It's not only risky, but it's fiscally irresponsible... 00:41:14.600 --> 00:41:16.909 and doesn't make any sense, whatsoever. 00:41:17.120 --> 00:41:18.439 Joy's never run a business in her life. 00:41:18.640 --> 00:41:21.000 I've been running my father's garage for the last 10 years. 00:41:21.640 --> 00:41:23.232 Our father. 00:41:24.440 --> 00:41:26.749 I have ventures that I'm planning to launch here... 00:41:27.000 --> 00:41:28.911 at this existing business. 00:41:29.080 --> 00:41:31.389 You never mentioned any of this... 00:41:31.560 --> 00:41:33.755 until I came to Trudy to ask for an investment. 00:41:34.560 --> 00:41:36.869 What's Morris's third question? 00:41:37.080 --> 00:41:38.399 Are you prepared... 00:41:38.600 --> 00:41:41.956 within six months of commencing this venture... 00:41:42.120 --> 00:41:44.111 to show adequate returns? 00:41:44.960 --> 00:41:46.598 I accept your terms. 00:41:46.760 --> 00:41:48.079 Don't do it, Joy. 00:41:48.240 --> 00:41:50.071 What's the fourth question? 00:41:50.320 --> 00:41:54.677 You are in a room, and there is a gun on the table. 00:41:54.840 --> 00:41:59.436 And the only other person in the room is an adversary in commerce. 00:41:59.600 --> 00:42:01.830 Only one of you can prevail. 00:42:02.040 --> 00:42:07.751 Yet, you have protected your business and Morris's money. 00:42:09.720 --> 00:42:11.950 Do you pick up the gun, Joy? 00:42:13.520 --> 00:42:15.715 That's a very strange question. 00:42:15.840 --> 00:42:19.719 There is nothing strange about this question at all. 00:42:19.880 --> 00:42:21.791 This is money. 00:42:23.000 --> 00:42:26.788 Do you pick up the gun? 00:42:27.760 --> 00:42:29.193 I pick up the gun. 00:42:29.400 --> 00:42:30.515 Good. 00:42:31.440 --> 00:42:33.874 I'm going to remember that you said that... 00:42:34.880 --> 00:42:37.348 when I speak to my lawyer. 00:42:38.400 --> 00:42:40.630 What did Trudy's lawyer say? 00:42:40.800 --> 00:42:42.756 He did a worldwide patent search. 00:42:42.920 --> 00:42:44.353 What's a patent? 00:42:45.280 --> 00:42:48.716 A patent is like a law that you get to protect your idea. 00:42:49.120 --> 00:42:51.236 A lot of people patent their ideas... 00:42:51.400 --> 00:42:54.073 but only a few of them actually get their ideas made. 00:42:54.920 --> 00:42:56.831 So Trudy just wanted to be careful... 00:42:57.000 --> 00:42:58.228 Joy... 00:42:58.400 --> 00:43:02.234 I just wanted to let you know that Touissant has almost finished his work. 00:43:02.400 --> 00:43:03.753 And, um... 00:43:05.160 --> 00:43:07.515 You know, we really need to find some more work for him. 00:43:07.680 --> 00:43:09.830 - You want more work in the house? - Yeah. 00:43:10.000 --> 00:43:11.797 I have another big job I have to go to. 00:43:12.680 --> 00:43:14.159 - What? - Yes. 00:43:14.360 --> 00:43:16.476 - Well, but we have real issues here. - Sorry. 00:43:16.960 --> 00:43:18.960 - We don't have money for that work, Mom. - Well... 00:43:19.680 --> 00:43:20.680 Okay. 00:43:21.920 --> 00:43:23.433 Joy... 00:43:23.920 --> 00:43:25.240 What is happening to you, Mother? 00:43:25.400 --> 00:43:27.118 I don't know what's going on. 00:43:27.240 --> 00:43:28.832 Are you in love with Touissant? 00:43:30.040 --> 00:43:32.349 I was feeling alone. 00:43:33.840 --> 00:43:36.912 And I didn't even realize it, you know? 00:43:37.080 --> 00:43:38.229 And then... 00:43:43.720 --> 00:43:45.870 What did the patent search find? 00:43:47.120 --> 00:43:49.190 Trudy just wanted to be careful. 00:43:49.680 --> 00:43:52.069 And this guy found a man that's in Texas... 00:43:52.240 --> 00:43:54.879 who worked for another guy in another country... 00:43:55.040 --> 00:43:59.875 where they have an idea that might be similar to my mop. 00:44:00.040 --> 00:44:01.314 What country? 00:44:01.600 --> 00:44:02.600 Hong Kong. 00:44:02.960 --> 00:44:06.555 The Hong Kong man has a representative in Dallas, Texas. 00:44:06.720 --> 00:44:10.395 The Dallas man was very reasonable with my lawyer. 00:44:11.680 --> 00:44:12.715 Hey. 00:44:19.760 --> 00:44:21.352 So, this guy in T exas... 00:44:22.240 --> 00:44:25.949 We're supposed to pay him a royalty on the patent as a protection, right? 00:44:26.040 --> 00:44:27.040 Right. 00:44:27.080 --> 00:44:28.638 T o be safe from any claims. 00:44:28.760 --> 00:44:29.795 Is that correct? 00:44:29.960 --> 00:44:31.916 Please stop using the word "we." 00:44:32.080 --> 00:44:34.435 None of this is your money or your business. 00:44:34.600 --> 00:44:38.354 But the same guy also owns a manufacturing plant... 00:44:38.480 --> 00:44:41.438 that you guys say that it's cheaper than any other place? 00:44:41.600 --> 00:44:43.192 - Yes. In California. - Yes. 00:44:43.360 --> 00:44:45.749 A metal and plastic injection mold factory. 00:44:45.920 --> 00:44:47.000 Okay, so it's the same guy. 00:44:47.120 --> 00:44:48.712 - He owns the patent... - This happens all the time in business. 00:44:48.880 --> 00:44:51.155 You find the best partner. It's smart. 00:44:51.320 --> 00:44:53.560 He doesn't understand business. He doesn't know business. 00:44:53.720 --> 00:44:56.120 - No, no, I'm the first to say that. - I understand business. 00:44:56.160 --> 00:44:59.436 Dad and I, we buy parts for the trucks all the time at the garage. 00:44:59.600 --> 00:45:01.272 Morris did it all the time. 00:45:01.440 --> 00:45:03.749 One-stop shopping. It's the cheapest. 00:45:03.920 --> 00:45:05.194 - But is that normal? - That's how he made his money. 00:45:05.360 --> 00:45:06.480 - Yeah, that's normal. - Yes! 00:45:06.560 --> 00:45:08.198 But is it normal, the same guy who has the patent... 00:45:08.400 --> 00:45:10.080 is the same guy who has the manufacturing? 00:45:10.120 --> 00:45:11.314 - Yeah. Make it best. - Yeah. 00:45:11.520 --> 00:45:13.272 - Yeah? - Better if it's that way. 00:45:13.480 --> 00:45:15.471 Okay, and the lawyer? Right? Morris's lawyer? 00:45:15.640 --> 00:45:17.198 - He's good. Let's not make trouble. - He's very good. 00:45:17.400 --> 00:45:21.632 But he specialized in garment business, no? Not manufacturing business. 00:45:21.800 --> 00:45:25.395 Tony. Let's quit while we're ahead. 00:45:27.520 --> 00:45:31.798 I know that you want Tony to be your counselor, if you will... 00:45:31.960 --> 00:45:33.871 and I will respect that... 00:45:34.080 --> 00:45:38.392 as Tony and you should respect what we're proposing... 00:45:38.560 --> 00:45:41.916 as the lawyer for this whole business endeavor. 00:45:46.560 --> 00:45:49.597 All right. The parts have arrived from California... 00:45:49.720 --> 00:45:51.995 and we can start manufacturing here. 00:45:52.520 --> 00:45:54.829 I have the first assembled mop. 00:45:55.520 --> 00:45:57.829 I told you it was gonna be more refined. 00:45:58.640 --> 00:45:59.834 And it is. 00:46:01.200 --> 00:46:02.315 Father Martinez is here. 00:46:02.400 --> 00:46:04.595 You need to set those women up right now and get going. 00:46:05.040 --> 00:46:06.880 They're gonna be so grateful for the jobs, Joy. 00:46:06.960 --> 00:46:08.473 Okay. All right. I'll go talk to those ladies. 00:46:08.600 --> 00:46:10.875 Now I finally have jobs for them. 00:46:42.840 --> 00:46:44.876 And I'll show you guys how to assemble... 00:47:07.800 --> 00:47:09.950 I'm a little proud of you. I gotta admit it. 00:47:11.160 --> 00:47:16.439 But, it costs much more than $15,000 to make the first run. 00:47:16.680 --> 00:47:17.715 I know, Trudy. 00:47:17.880 --> 00:47:20.080 But with all due respect, that actually wasn't my fault. 00:47:20.440 --> 00:47:22.396 Look at this. More bills. 00:47:24.600 --> 00:47:26.830 - What? - Another bill from Gerhardt. 00:47:26.960 --> 00:47:29.599 This guy keeps billing me for his mistakes. 00:47:29.760 --> 00:47:31.716 - That's business. - No. 00:47:31.880 --> 00:47:33.552 That's not the way I do business. 00:47:33.720 --> 00:47:35.233 I'm calling this guy. 00:47:40.600 --> 00:47:42.556 Gerhardt, I'm not gonna keep paying for these parts... 00:47:42.720 --> 00:47:44.233 that it's taking you four times to get right. 00:47:44.400 --> 00:47:47.278 That was your design. You have to pay for those parts. 00:47:47.440 --> 00:47:50.193 That's mold-making. That's the process. 00:47:50.360 --> 00:47:52.635 My clients pay when we figure it out. 00:47:52.800 --> 00:47:54.313 It was not my desig n, Gerhardt. 00:47:54.480 --> 00:47:56.914 It was your mistake. I'm not paying it. 00:47:57.080 --> 00:47:59.469 That was your design. You have to pay. 00:47:59.680 --> 00:48:01.477 Did you just hang up on him? 00:48:01.640 --> 00:48:04.950 This guy was supposed to be easy and inexpensive. 00:48:05.120 --> 00:48:07.759 He keeps overbilling us. I'm not paying for it. 00:48:09.360 --> 00:48:11.590 Nobody pay it. 00:48:11.760 --> 00:48:13.796 I'm gonna fight it out with this guy. 00:48:13.960 --> 00:48:16.838 Just assemble them and try to sell them. 00:48:17.200 --> 00:48:19.475 Just put it in your window. Let your customers decide. 00:48:19.640 --> 00:48:21.073 My family's been going to you my whole life. 00:48:21.240 --> 00:48:24.152 Look, the big companies, they pay me for my shelf space. 00:48:24.640 --> 00:48:27.108 Maybe you can sell one of your mops to those big companies. 00:48:27.280 --> 00:48:29.919 And maybe they'll put it on my shelf. 00:48:31.120 --> 00:48:35.432 It's expensive, at $19.95, but it's the only mop you'll ever have to buy. 00:48:35.640 --> 00:48:39.758 But I don't want people to buy one mop for $20... 00:48:39.920 --> 00:48:41.558 and never have to buy another mop again. 00:48:41.720 --> 00:48:46.669 I'd rather they keep buying our mops at $5, 50 times, 100 times. 00:48:47.560 --> 00:48:51.951 Look, you were broke and bored. You had an idea. 00:48:52.120 --> 00:48:54.315 So what? Lots of people have ideas. 00:48:54.760 --> 00:48:57.433 Go home. Please, take care of your family. 00:48:58.520 --> 00:49:00.351 Hi. Would you like to try a new mop? 00:49:00.840 --> 00:49:03.673 It's the only mop you'll ever have to buy. 00:49:04.760 --> 00:49:06.876 - Hi. Would you like to try a new mop? - No. 00:49:07.040 --> 00:49:08.314 It's self-wringing. 00:49:08.480 --> 00:49:10.880 You can remove the mop head, throw it in the washing machine. 00:49:10.960 --> 00:49:11.995 - No germs. - No. 00:49:12.120 --> 00:49:13.189 No. 00:49:13.560 --> 00:49:15.198 - No? - Look at that. 00:49:15.360 --> 00:49:17.271 You want to just try it? You could just try. 00:49:17.400 --> 00:49:20.597 It can self-wring. See? No other mop does this. 00:49:41.760 --> 00:49:44.228 Come and try the brand-new mop! 00:49:45.440 --> 00:49:47.317 - It's the mop of the future. - No, thanks. 00:49:48.360 --> 00:49:49.554 Want to try this mop, ladies? 00:49:49.720 --> 00:49:50.914 - What's this? - Hey, miss. 00:49:51.080 --> 00:49:52.399 It's a brand-new mop. 00:49:53.560 --> 00:49:55.391 You could wring it without getting your hands dirty. 00:49:55.560 --> 00:49:56.560 I don't think so. 00:49:56.760 --> 00:49:59.672 Come on. Try it. It's the mop of the future. 00:50:01.400 --> 00:50:02.435 Self-wringing, huh? 00:50:02.600 --> 00:50:03.600 Yeah. 00:50:03.640 --> 00:50:05.915 All right. I do like the idea of that. 00:50:06.080 --> 00:50:09.914 I hate having to touch the mop head after I get done cleaning the bathroom floor. 00:50:10.080 --> 00:50:11.354 I always think that's disgusting, you know? 00:50:11.520 --> 00:50:12.555 It's so gross. 00:50:12.720 --> 00:50:16.599 Wow. It really does get all the corners that my sponge mop won't get. 00:50:16.880 --> 00:50:20.031 All those crannies where my kids spill their juice. 00:50:20.960 --> 00:50:23.030 I really like it. Can we buy it? 00:50:23.200 --> 00:50:24.599 Take it easy, Cristy. 00:50:24.920 --> 00:50:27.957 Wow. I mean, that's just amazing. You really don't have to touch it. 00:50:28.120 --> 00:50:29.189 Look at that. 00:50:29.280 --> 00:50:30.474 You know what would make this perfect... 00:50:30.640 --> 00:50:32.949 if you could remove the mop head, put it in the washing machine... 00:50:33.120 --> 00:50:34.792 - Really get it clean. - That'd be great. 00:50:35.520 --> 00:50:36.589 - You can. - What? 00:50:36.800 --> 00:50:37.800 Are you serious? 00:50:37.960 --> 00:50:40.110 - Well how much is this mop? - It's $19.95. 00:50:40.280 --> 00:50:41.280 No, that's too much. 00:50:41.440 --> 00:50:44.240 But I guess, I mean, if it is the only mop that you ever have to buy... 00:50:44.280 --> 00:50:45.269 I mean we keep buying those $5 mops. 00:50:45.440 --> 00:50:46.634 - Hi, Daddy. - Hi, sweetie. 00:50:46.840 --> 00:50:51.755 You, you remember Angela? And her two brothers, right? 00:50:51.920 --> 00:50:53.592 I do. Hello. 00:50:53.760 --> 00:50:55.478 - Mommy, the policeman. - Ma'am? 00:50:55.600 --> 00:50:56.749 Did we break the law? 00:50:56.960 --> 00:50:59.155 - I'm taking this merchandise. - No, no. We're leaving. We're leaving. 00:50:59.320 --> 00:51:00.878 - Now, I'm gonna let you off with a warning. - We were just leaving. 00:51:01.040 --> 00:51:02.359 No. Sir... 00:51:02.520 --> 00:51:04.238 If the customers can just see what the mop can do... 00:51:04.320 --> 00:51:06.038 But if I catch you out here again, you will be prosecuted! 00:51:06.200 --> 00:51:07.269 Well, where do I go? Sir, please! 00:51:07.440 --> 00:51:09.476 - You cannot sell on Kmart property! - I made those mops myself. 00:51:09.640 --> 00:51:11.312 - I paid for them. Please. - It took a lot of work. 00:51:11.440 --> 00:51:13.600 I won't come back, but you don't have to take my stuff! 00:51:13.840 --> 00:51:14.716 Please! 00:51:14.840 --> 00:51:16.910 - Are you even allowed to do this? - How embarrassing for you... 00:51:17.080 --> 00:51:18.559 to be seen here like this with your daughter. 00:51:18.760 --> 00:51:20.716 - What kind of parent are you, huh? - Yeah, Tony. 00:51:20.880 --> 00:51:21.880 - Enough. - Hey. 00:51:21.960 --> 00:51:22.995 Hey, hey, guys. Guys... 00:51:23.080 --> 00:51:24.080 - All right. - Come on. 00:51:24.240 --> 00:51:25.468 - Let's go. - Tony, let's go. 00:51:25.680 --> 00:51:27.193 Yeah, I'm coming. I'm coming. 00:51:38.240 --> 00:51:41.038 Cristy, honey, it's okay. Your mommy's okay. 00:51:44.600 --> 00:51:47.751 This stupid thing. This place is falling apart! 00:51:47.920 --> 00:51:50.593 No... No. 00:51:51.560 --> 00:51:53.516 Honey, the telephone isn't working. 00:51:53.600 --> 00:51:54.999 I know. I just got the notice. 00:51:55.200 --> 00:51:58.351 I had to go next door to use the phone. Tommy's got a fever. 00:51:58.520 --> 00:51:59.520 Tommy has a fever? 00:51:59.720 --> 00:52:02.473 Simple cold with a cough. It's going around. All the kids have it. 00:52:02.680 --> 00:52:04.080 Thank God the heat's still working. 00:52:04.200 --> 00:52:06.350 Mommy, why isn't the phone working? 00:52:06.560 --> 00:52:08.198 Because I'm late on paying the bill. 00:52:09.240 --> 00:52:10.920 - Are we gonna lose our house? - Not you too. 00:52:11.000 --> 00:52:12.592 No, we're not gonna lose our house. 00:52:13.680 --> 00:52:15.240 Come on. Get upstairs. Get in the bath. 00:52:15.280 --> 00:52:16.633 Listen to your mom and get right in that tub. 00:52:16.800 --> 00:52:18.472 - I don't want a hot bath. - I don't care. 00:52:18.640 --> 00:52:20.676 Cristy, you get in that hot bath. Listen to your mother. 00:52:20.840 --> 00:52:22.717 I don't want you getting sick too. 00:52:23.440 --> 00:52:27.115 Lauren Wells said you're a cleaning lady and sell used mops. 00:52:28.720 --> 00:52:30.472 Lauren Wells said that? 00:52:31.520 --> 00:52:34.239 Yeah. And it really hurt my feelings. 00:52:34.920 --> 00:52:38.151 First of all, even if I was a cleaning lady, so what? 00:52:38.320 --> 00:52:40.117 There's no shame in hard work. 00:52:41.480 --> 00:52:43.311 And second of all, you know, I'm... 00:52:45.000 --> 00:52:48.595 I'm trying to sell a new mop, not used mops. 00:52:49.160 --> 00:52:54.393 And third of all, don't take any guff from anybody. 00:52:54.880 --> 00:52:58.077 You know, don't let it in. 00:52:58.840 --> 00:53:01.877 I know it's hard. And I'm sorry that happened. 00:53:03.520 --> 00:53:04.794 Now get in the bath. 00:53:12.680 --> 00:53:14.477 Come on. Go to sleep, honey. 00:53:28.960 --> 00:53:30.075 Joy? 00:53:30.320 --> 00:53:31.719 Not now, Mimi. 00:53:31.880 --> 00:53:34.792 Joy, wait, wait. Just tell me what happened today. 00:53:34.960 --> 00:53:37.315 I want to know how it went. Please, I want to know. 00:53:39.600 --> 00:53:40.999 It was a disaster. 00:53:41.920 --> 00:53:43.000 But you must never give up. 00:53:43.160 --> 00:53:44.752 Ever since you were little, you were born to bear... 00:53:44.920 --> 00:53:47.150 Born to bear what, Mimi? 00:53:48.000 --> 00:53:50.468 Failure? Disgrace? 00:53:51.680 --> 00:53:53.989 Humiliation in front of my daughter? 00:53:54.720 --> 00:53:58.713 You were born to be the unanxious presence in the room. 00:53:58.880 --> 00:54:01.792 And I know that I'm gonna live to see you grow... 00:54:01.960 --> 00:54:05.191 to be the successful matriarch that you were born to be. 00:54:05.360 --> 00:54:06.360 Matriarch... 00:54:07.680 --> 00:54:08.908 T o be a mother with courage. 00:54:09.080 --> 00:54:10.957 Who can't even support her children. 00:54:11.360 --> 00:54:12.429 Sweetheart. 00:54:16.440 --> 00:54:18.237 What are you doing here? 00:54:18.440 --> 00:54:20.032 I have this idea. 00:54:20.160 --> 00:54:21.798 - A guy I know. - What guy? 00:54:21.960 --> 00:54:26.954 He used to work with me. And now he works at this big retailer. 00:54:27.200 --> 00:54:29.350 A new way of doing business. 00:54:29.520 --> 00:54:31.317 I mean, it's worth a try. 00:54:32.680 --> 00:54:34.591 You would do that for me? 00:54:34.760 --> 00:54:35.829 Of course. 00:54:36.080 --> 00:54:38.514 They were the best divorced couple in America. 00:54:39.480 --> 00:54:42.199 Much better friends than they were husband and wife. 00:54:43.120 --> 00:54:44.633 I can get you a meeting with him. 00:54:47.120 --> 00:54:48.439 Where is it? 00:54:52.040 --> 00:54:54.280 But I don't understand what we're doing in Amish country. 00:54:54.320 --> 00:54:56.880 They don't even have electricity out here. How could they sell anything on TV? 00:54:57.000 --> 00:54:59.275 It has nothing to do with Amish people. 00:54:59.440 --> 00:55:01.874 It just happens to be located here. I looked it up. 00:55:02.040 --> 00:55:03.678 In Amish country. 00:55:03.800 --> 00:55:04.800 Amish. 00:55:04.840 --> 00:55:05.750 What? 00:55:05.840 --> 00:55:07.831 - Amish. - Amish. 00:55:19.720 --> 00:55:21.073 Sign in, please. 00:55:22.960 --> 00:55:25.554 We're here to see Marv Brickman. 00:55:26.200 --> 00:55:27.349 Okay. 00:55:27.520 --> 00:55:31.069 Marv Brickman, does he know who you are if I call his office? 00:55:31.760 --> 00:55:32.760 Of course he knows. 00:55:32.920 --> 00:55:34.672 We're friends. We used to work together. 00:55:36.400 --> 00:55:38.072 QVC, please hold. 00:55:49.320 --> 00:55:51.880 But Tom was wrong about that. He was wrong about the numbers... 00:55:56.080 --> 00:55:57.149 Tony. 00:55:57.320 --> 00:55:58.469 Marv. How are you? 00:55:58.640 --> 00:55:59.993 I can't see you today. 00:56:00.200 --> 00:56:01.428 Why? 00:56:01.600 --> 00:56:03.477 Maybe tomorrow if you can stay in town. 00:56:03.600 --> 00:56:05.955 No, we left the kids at home. We can't. 00:56:06.120 --> 00:56:07.917 We can't stay until tomorrow. 00:56:08.080 --> 00:56:11.038 Listen, you can't just expect to come in here and see someone. 00:56:11.200 --> 00:56:12.474 Hey, did you take care of that advertising thing? 00:56:12.680 --> 00:56:14.750 - Yes, I did. - Good. All right. 00:56:14.920 --> 00:56:15.920 What's going on here? 00:56:16.080 --> 00:56:17.920 - This is my good friend, Tony. - Tony Miranda. 00:56:17.960 --> 00:56:19.280 We worked together at Campbell's. 00:56:19.360 --> 00:56:20.360 Neil Walker. 00:56:20.480 --> 00:56:22.200 - And this is his ex-wife. - Good to meet you. 00:56:22.280 --> 00:56:23.508 - Joy. - Hi. Neil. 00:56:23.680 --> 00:56:24.715 She's an inventor. 00:56:24.880 --> 00:56:27.920 She wanted two minutes of your time today, but, Neil, don't worry about this. 00:56:28.040 --> 00:56:29.360 - Maybe tomorrow. - You know what? 00:56:29.520 --> 00:56:32.114 Why don't you come in for five minutes while the sales group's still here. 00:56:32.320 --> 00:56:33.719 - Okay. Hold my bag. - Neil, are you sure? 00:56:33.880 --> 00:56:35.108 - Yeah. - Yeah, absolutely. 00:56:35.280 --> 00:56:36.508 Thank you. 00:56:36.680 --> 00:56:37.715 - Got everything? - Yeah. 00:56:37.880 --> 00:56:39.313 Great. Thank you, man. 00:56:40.320 --> 00:56:41.469 Thank you. 00:56:49.560 --> 00:56:51.232 So tell us your name, please. 00:56:55.000 --> 00:56:56.149 I'm Joy. 00:56:58.280 --> 00:57:00.157 And what would you like to show us today? 00:57:00.320 --> 00:57:02.629 I have a self-wringing mop. 00:57:04.040 --> 00:57:05.040 Just... 00:57:05.080 --> 00:57:06.080 Do you need some help? 00:57:06.120 --> 00:57:07.269 No. No, no. 00:57:07.800 --> 00:57:08.835 All right. 00:57:10.000 --> 00:57:11.672 That's my shoe. 00:57:11.840 --> 00:57:13.671 Oh, my goodness. I am so sorry, sir. 00:57:15.920 --> 00:57:17.353 Sock's wet. 00:57:17.520 --> 00:57:18.669 Do you mind? 00:57:19.840 --> 00:57:20.909 Sorry. 00:57:24.640 --> 00:57:26.039 Is that plastic? 00:57:26.120 --> 00:57:27.120 Yes. 00:57:27.200 --> 00:57:28.997 Arnold, why don't you give it a try? Is that okay? 00:57:29.080 --> 00:57:30.229 Yes, of course. 00:57:30.880 --> 00:57:32.029 Just dunk it. 00:57:32.200 --> 00:57:33.713 - I dip it? - Yes. 00:57:34.120 --> 00:57:36.509 And then I... twist it? 00:57:36.720 --> 00:57:38.039 But you pull... You have to pull it first. 00:57:38.200 --> 00:57:39.428 - Pull it and twist it. - You got to pull it first before you twist it. 00:57:39.640 --> 00:57:40.755 - I'm pulling it and... - Pull and twist. 00:57:40.880 --> 00:57:41.915 And I am twisting it. 00:57:42.800 --> 00:57:44.760 Pull and twist, just like when you're on the road. 00:57:46.680 --> 00:57:50.150 We don't mean to be disrespectful, Joy. It's the end of a long day for us. 00:57:51.560 --> 00:57:54.791 I feel like I want to tell you a little bit about who I am. 00:57:54.960 --> 00:57:58.270 Because I have a feeling you don't know exactly where you are right now. 00:57:58.400 --> 00:57:59.400 Am I right? 00:58:01.080 --> 00:58:02.399 T en months ago... 00:58:02.560 --> 00:58:06.075 a man named Barry Diller called me from Los Angeles. 00:58:07.000 --> 00:58:10.913 He started a television network. Fox television channel. 00:58:11.440 --> 00:58:15.718 And prior to that, he ran 20th Century Fox, among other studios. 00:58:16.360 --> 00:58:18.954 And he acquired a little cable channel... 00:58:19.160 --> 00:58:21.594 right here in Lancaster, Pennsylvania. 00:58:21.760 --> 00:58:23.716 And he hired me to run it... 00:58:24.400 --> 00:58:26.516 as a bigger idea. 00:58:28.760 --> 00:58:30.671 Now, I'm from Detroit, Michigan. 00:58:32.080 --> 00:58:36.551 I ran America's largest, most affordable... 00:58:36.720 --> 00:58:39.553 successful, value-driven retailer. 00:58:39.720 --> 00:58:41.472 Chain called Kmart. 00:58:42.120 --> 00:58:44.998 Prior to that, I was a buyer for Kmart. 00:58:45.640 --> 00:58:50.111 And prior to that, I managed seven separate Kmart stores. 00:58:50.560 --> 00:58:53.791 I decide what products we let into our stores here... 00:58:54.000 --> 00:58:58.994 into people's homes, 24 hours a day, for our valued customers. 00:59:00.240 --> 00:59:04.153 I choose very carefully and very conservatively. 00:59:05.160 --> 00:59:09.312 I spend most of my day deflecting incoming shots from people like yourself. 00:59:12.040 --> 00:59:13.075 You see that chart? 00:59:19.760 --> 00:59:23.799 This green line either rises or stays the same each month. 00:59:24.680 --> 00:59:27.478 There's no problem with my product choice. 00:59:29.000 --> 00:59:31.560 Do you know what QVC stands for, Joy? 00:59:33.480 --> 00:59:34.629 No, I don't. 00:59:35.400 --> 00:59:38.756 Quality, Value, Convenience. 00:59:40.520 --> 00:59:43.717 I sell product affordably, but I don't sell cheap product. 00:59:43.880 --> 00:59:46.348 And your mop is plastic and it looks strange. 00:59:48.840 --> 00:59:51.195 I don't know anything about charts. 00:59:51.400 --> 00:59:52.400 Or... 00:59:54.080 --> 00:59:55.832 ...business, frankly. 00:59:56.680 --> 00:59:58.671 But I do clean my own home. 00:59:59.720 --> 01:00:01.676 And I made this mop... 01:00:01.840 --> 01:00:04.991 because it is better than anything else out there. 01:00:08.240 --> 01:00:09.832 Please give me a chance. 01:00:12.200 --> 01:00:13.519 I like that it's plastic... 01:00:13.680 --> 01:00:16.592 because it's so light in my hands, it's like nothing. 01:00:17.440 --> 01:00:20.512 It's also ten times more absorbent than any other mop on the market. 01:00:20.600 --> 01:00:21.669 Why? 01:00:22.520 --> 01:00:27.355 Because of 300 feet of continuous cotton loop that I looped myself. 01:00:27.560 --> 01:00:30.233 That is an enormous amount of absorbent cotton... 01:00:30.400 --> 01:00:32.118 on a very small mop head. 01:00:32.280 --> 01:00:35.750 Now I'm done with the bathroom, and I haven't wrung the mop once. 01:00:35.920 --> 01:00:37.558 Let me ask you a question. 01:00:38.400 --> 01:00:39.719 Would you take this mop... 01:00:39.880 --> 01:00:41.233 where you were just cleaning the bathroom... 01:00:41.400 --> 01:00:43.280 and around the toilet, and all of those germs... 01:00:43.640 --> 01:00:45.790 and take it into the kitchen... 01:00:45.960 --> 01:00:48.428 where your family eats, where you feed your children? 01:00:49.720 --> 01:00:52.632 I take this mop head, I put it in the washing machine... 01:00:52.800 --> 01:00:54.438 it comes out clean like new. 01:00:55.480 --> 01:00:58.950 You can't do that with any other mop. 01:00:59.400 --> 01:01:00.913 - So... - Stop. 01:01:04.920 --> 01:01:08.230 Can you make 50,000 of these mops by next week? 01:01:10.520 --> 01:01:12.078 Yeah, I think so. 01:01:14.200 --> 01:01:16.668 David Selznick, the son of immigrants... 01:01:16.840 --> 01:01:19.912 married Jennifer Jones from Oklahoma, America's sweetheart. 01:01:20.080 --> 01:01:22.310 That just goes to show you that in America... 01:01:22.480 --> 01:01:26.189 the ordinary meets the extraordinary every single day. 01:01:26.880 --> 01:01:28.518 Thomas. Where are you going with that? 01:01:28.680 --> 01:01:30.272 The skinny pants you wanted. 01:01:30.440 --> 01:01:33.000 I never said "skinny pants." I said, "stovepipe." Classic look. 01:01:33.160 --> 01:01:34.479 I heard "skinny pants" 01:01:34.720 --> 01:01:36.790 You know how much I love the stovepipe. 01:01:37.000 --> 01:01:38.752 - Stovepipe. Classic. Got it. - Got it. 01:01:38.960 --> 01:01:40.680 - Fine, we'll go for stovepipe. - Thank you. 01:01:42.280 --> 01:01:46.068 See those guys? I told them so many times and they still don't understand. 01:01:46.240 --> 01:01:47.992 A very smart guy once said... 01:01:48.160 --> 01:01:51.436 "You tell somebody something once, they don't listen. You tell somebody four times, they don't listen. 01:01:51.640 --> 01:01:54.632 "By the ninth time you say it, they begin to hear you." 01:01:54.800 --> 01:01:56.552 That's why we're on 24 hours a day. 01:01:56.720 --> 01:01:59.360 That's why, with the people who I have to tell about the stovepipe. 01:02:00.560 --> 01:02:02.039 Music in the makeup rooms? 01:02:02.200 --> 01:02:03.599 Yeah, I thought it'd give a sense of place, Todd. 01:02:03.760 --> 01:02:05.955 But if you don't want it, you can always turn it down. 01:02:06.120 --> 01:02:07.189 You're our biggest seller, Todd. 01:02:07.360 --> 01:02:09.351 Whatever you need to make you comfortable. You're who we care about. 01:02:09.440 --> 01:02:10.600 You're our number-one seller. 01:02:10.640 --> 01:02:11.834 - What? - Oh, no. 01:02:13.200 --> 01:02:14.553 He's your number-one seller? 01:02:14.720 --> 01:02:17.951 No, no, no. Cindy, please. You know that we love you. 01:02:18.800 --> 01:02:20.028 Oh, for heaven sake. 01:02:20.360 --> 01:02:24.399 She's never had a professional attitude. Clearly, she's jealous. 01:02:24.800 --> 01:02:26.552 But could you do me a favor? Make her your friend. 01:02:26.760 --> 01:02:29.991 Could you just do me that favor, Todd? Please? 01:02:30.160 --> 01:02:31.160 For me? 01:02:32.160 --> 01:02:33.195 - Yes, sir. - Thank you. 01:02:33.280 --> 01:02:36.520 This is Joy. She has a very exciting new mop that we're gonna introduce next week. 01:02:36.800 --> 01:02:38.920 I would like you to launch it. You're my first choice. 01:02:38.960 --> 01:02:40.188 A mop? 01:02:40.400 --> 01:02:43.870 You want me to bring this newborn into the world? 01:02:44.760 --> 01:02:50.232 That newborn that you're holding is every cent, every dollar, even debt... 01:02:50.400 --> 01:02:51.435 that I've ever made. 01:02:51.960 --> 01:02:53.313 Every cent you've ever made? 01:02:53.600 --> 01:02:54.635 That's right. 01:02:54.720 --> 01:02:56.756 That kind of pressure is not helpful. 01:02:57.240 --> 01:02:58.593 - What? - No 01:02:58.760 --> 01:03:00.990 It's not part of my process, either. 01:03:01.400 --> 01:03:02.549 Oh. 01:03:02.880 --> 01:03:06.236 - Todd... - I didn't mean to pressure you, Todd. 01:03:08.200 --> 01:03:10.634 - Performers can be finicky creatures. - He's very sensitive. 01:03:10.720 --> 01:03:14.030 He is our number-one seller. He is selling everything through the roof... 01:03:14.200 --> 01:03:16.350 in numbers we've never seen before. 01:03:16.800 --> 01:03:17.915 I take it very seriously. 01:03:18.080 --> 01:03:20.150 I see it as a privilege that we have to go into people's homes. 01:03:20.320 --> 01:03:21.958 And I despise anybody who's cynical about that. 01:03:22.120 --> 01:03:25.510 Jack Warner wasn't cynical about that. Darryl Zanuck wasn't cynical about that. 01:03:25.680 --> 01:03:27.398 And Neil Walker is not cynical about that. 01:03:27.560 --> 01:03:29.391 Let me show you the stage. 01:03:30.720 --> 01:03:32.597 I believe eventually, one day... 01:03:32.760 --> 01:03:37.595 television will even be by and about actual regular people. 01:03:37.760 --> 01:03:40.991 Maybe even on computers, 24 hours a day. 01:03:41.240 --> 01:03:43.708 Who knows? Nobody thought this network would be real. 01:03:44.760 --> 01:03:46.159 And here we are. 01:03:46.920 --> 01:03:49.120 - By the way, stock's going through the roof. - What...? 01:03:51.440 --> 01:03:52.919 Must be mindful of Joan's dog. 01:03:53.080 --> 01:03:56.231 Who's... Who's Joan? 01:03:57.080 --> 01:03:59.275 Thank you, darling. 01:04:00.080 --> 01:04:03.072 You're never gonna make it in a man's world dressed like that. 01:04:03.240 --> 01:04:05.629 Mr. Peepers, you were almost a Peepers pancake. 01:04:05.840 --> 01:04:09.515 It's a round stage that has four or five different sets that rotate... 01:04:09.680 --> 01:04:12.353 depending on what we're selling at a given moment. 01:04:12.520 --> 01:04:13.794 The clasp is part of the necklace. See? 01:04:13.960 --> 01:04:16.758 Look at the quality in this clasp. That's what we do. 01:04:16.920 --> 01:04:17.920 Absolutely exquisite. 01:04:18.120 --> 01:04:21.317 Here comes Joan and Cindy. Watch this. 01:04:22.120 --> 01:04:23.189 These guys are major. 01:04:23.600 --> 01:04:24.874 Joan's the original seller. 01:04:25.040 --> 01:04:28.360 If you're just starting your jewelry wardrobe, can you do anything better than this? 01:04:28.440 --> 01:04:30.874 You're gonna mix in your blacks, your golds, your pearls. 01:04:30.960 --> 01:04:32.029 - Everything. - Everything. 01:04:32.120 --> 01:04:33.348 Look at it against the peach. Okay? 01:04:33.520 --> 01:04:35.033 - Look at that. - Morning. 01:04:35.200 --> 01:04:36.679 - Look at that. - Green. Afternoon. 01:04:36.840 --> 01:04:38.360 - Look. Black, night. - Black, evening. 01:04:38.440 --> 01:04:40.670 - Of course at night. - I mean, can you be more elegant? 01:04:40.840 --> 01:04:42.990 So it's functional. Elegant. 01:04:43.160 --> 01:04:45.720 You can wear it alone. You can wear it... What I love... 01:04:45.880 --> 01:04:47.950 See. Stars and people, they always make the mistake. 01:04:48.120 --> 01:04:49.997 They think it's about the face, but it's not. 01:04:50.160 --> 01:04:51.639 It's about the hands. 01:04:51.800 --> 01:04:53.040 Because that's what people use. 01:04:53.240 --> 01:04:54.878 They hold things they care about. 01:04:55.040 --> 01:04:57.395 And her hands are gonna become their hands. 01:04:57.560 --> 01:04:58.788 And that becomes them. 01:04:58.960 --> 01:05:01.315 And then their voice, and then their eyes. 01:05:01.480 --> 01:05:02.993 Stars always make the mistake. 01:05:03.360 --> 01:05:06.477 It's really about the hands and the voice. That's the heart of it. 01:05:07.360 --> 01:05:09.555 Number J-6276. 01:05:10.000 --> 01:05:11.194 A $100 value. 01:05:11.360 --> 01:05:12.759 Are they not phenomenal? 01:05:13.480 --> 01:05:15.152 - Now watch this. - These can be yours. 01:05:15.320 --> 01:05:17.834 - Cindy's gonna lay this down right... - But you need to call in right now. 01:05:18.000 --> 01:05:19.035 $39.99. 01:05:19.760 --> 01:05:20.760 ...now! 01:05:21.000 --> 01:05:22.911 You need this. You can get this. 01:05:23.080 --> 01:05:24.672 You need to call right now, though. 01:05:25.160 --> 01:05:27.515 - I'm being told we have limited quantity left. - Watch the calls come in. 01:05:27.680 --> 01:05:29.352 Watch them. Here they come. 01:05:29.520 --> 01:05:31.875 For $39.99, you might as well get several. 01:05:32.040 --> 01:05:34.235 Calls coming in now. 01:05:34.400 --> 01:05:36.038 Calls. Calls. 01:05:36.240 --> 01:05:39.391 Calls. Calls. Calls. Calls. 01:05:39.560 --> 01:05:41.596 Look at the count. I guarantee we're gonna go over twenty. 01:05:41.760 --> 01:05:43.432 Those are FTC standards. Those are legal. 01:05:43.600 --> 01:05:45.955 Those are coming in. Keep your eyes... Those are actual sales, Joy. 01:05:46.120 --> 01:05:47.348 Lines are busy? 01:05:47.520 --> 01:05:49.033 - Is the queue full? - Queue's full. 01:05:49.720 --> 01:05:51.233 Okay. We need a phone call right now. 01:05:51.400 --> 01:05:53.391 When they can't call through, we gotta keep them watching. 01:05:53.560 --> 01:05:55.073 Did we get a call? Did we get a call? 01:05:55.240 --> 01:05:56.275 Okay. Got it. 01:05:56.440 --> 01:05:57.759 Keep this going. Phone call right now. 01:05:57.920 --> 01:06:00.000 Wait, wait, wait! We have a caller! We have a caller! 01:06:00.560 --> 01:06:02.391 Sharon from Colorado. Hi, Sharon. 01:06:02.520 --> 01:06:03.520 Hi, Sharon. 01:06:03.560 --> 01:06:05.869 Cindy and Joan! I can't believe I'm talking to you! 01:06:06.560 --> 01:06:08.278 Are you happy with your necklace? 01:06:08.480 --> 01:06:12.871 These necklaces are so gorgeous and timeless. 01:06:13.040 --> 01:06:15.076 - My great-grandmother had things like this. - Y es, yes. Keep it going. 01:06:15.320 --> 01:06:18.312 I am so excited to have these. 01:06:18.560 --> 01:06:21.711 Keep it going. Y es. Y es. Y es. 01:06:21.920 --> 01:06:23.840 Get one for your mother. Get one for your sister. 01:06:24.000 --> 01:06:25.319 Watch the counter, Joy. Joy. 01:06:25.480 --> 01:06:27.948 - You will not regret owning this. - No, you will not. 01:06:28.120 --> 01:06:29.269 See those numbers? 01:06:29.440 --> 01:06:31.158 We're gonna wind up at 25,000. 01:06:32.400 --> 01:06:33.913 Cindy knows how to close it. 01:06:34.160 --> 01:06:35.160 Wow. 01:06:36.120 --> 01:06:38.076 Okay, I want you to go home, I want you to call your lawyer. 01:06:38.240 --> 01:06:39.468 Look at your contract. 01:06:39.680 --> 01:06:42.114 Make sure your product factory is in line. 01:06:43.400 --> 01:06:45.152 - Okay? - Okay. 01:06:45.320 --> 01:06:48.232 Okay, Godspeed, good luck. Here we go. I'll walk you out. 01:06:51.240 --> 01:06:55.995 You can't expect Trudy to write a check for $200,000 for 50,000 mops... 01:06:56.480 --> 01:07:00.359 when you already owe her $18,000 to make mops you haven't even sold yet. 01:07:01.520 --> 01:07:07.959 Do you understand that there is a business that wants to sell my mop on television? 01:07:08.120 --> 01:07:09.758 It's going to sell. 01:07:10.280 --> 01:07:13.989 Fine. You feel so strongly about it, you put up half the money. 01:07:14.280 --> 01:07:17.590 Yes. It's only fair that you share the financial risk, too. 01:07:17.800 --> 01:07:21.236 How's she gonna do that? She's got nothing. She's got no money. 01:07:23.240 --> 01:07:25.913 What, do you want me to take out a second mortgage on my house? 01:07:31.000 --> 01:07:33.275 They want me to take out a second mortgage on my house. 01:07:33.480 --> 01:07:34.913 A second mortgage? 01:07:35.080 --> 01:07:36.433 But the house, the kids, Joy. 01:07:36.600 --> 01:07:38.636 What's gonna happen, Joy? How would you do that? 01:07:38.720 --> 01:07:39.720 I don't know. 01:07:54.600 --> 01:07:56.192 - Hey. How you doing? - Hey. 01:07:56.360 --> 01:07:58.828 You know I've been watching you through that fence since you were a little girl? 01:07:59.000 --> 01:08:00.319 - Yeah. - I've been watching you grow up. 01:08:00.480 --> 01:08:01.674 - Hey, listen. - What? 01:08:01.840 --> 01:08:03.796 You think it would be okay if I... 01:08:03.960 --> 01:08:05.678 - You wanna fire a few rounds? - I do. 01:08:05.840 --> 01:08:06.829 Yeah. Might make you feel better. 01:08:07.000 --> 01:08:08.080 Thank you. I think it will. 01:08:08.160 --> 01:08:09.673 - You know how to hold it? - Yeah. Yeah, yeah. 01:08:09.840 --> 01:08:11.956 Okay. Sure. 01:08:14.520 --> 01:08:15.520 Good. 01:08:16.120 --> 01:08:17.155 Good. 01:08:18.040 --> 01:08:19.040 Good. 01:08:19.880 --> 01:08:20.915 Good. 01:08:37.160 --> 01:08:39.833 This is it! Oh, my gosh. 01:08:40.520 --> 01:08:43.671 Get ready. This is definitely gonna change the holidays... 01:08:43.840 --> 01:08:46.718 for anyone who has a floor or a bathroom... 01:08:46.880 --> 01:08:49.872 because we have the most exciting new home product in years. 01:08:50.160 --> 01:08:51.160 Y eah! 01:08:51.320 --> 01:08:54.596 This is the new self-wringing mop. 01:08:54.760 --> 01:08:55.760 Okay, okay, okay! 01:08:55.920 --> 01:08:58.673 It's the new standard in homes, right here. 01:08:58.840 --> 01:09:01.832 Let's take a look at this. This is brought to you only by Q VC. 01:09:02.000 --> 01:09:07.552 Now, this is clearly extremely soft and absorbent cotton. 01:09:08.360 --> 01:09:09.554 There we go. 01:09:09.720 --> 01:09:13.030 You just take this, and you... 01:09:13.560 --> 01:09:14.709 start... 01:09:14.920 --> 01:09:18.515 I'm not sure. This is a little trickier than it looks. 01:09:18.600 --> 01:09:19.600 Put it... 01:09:19.920 --> 01:09:22.388 Well, it's getting my arm wet, here. 01:09:23.080 --> 01:09:25.230 Let's see. We got no sales here. 01:09:25.920 --> 01:09:26.920 What happened? 01:09:27.080 --> 01:09:28.274 Is there a call? 01:09:30.040 --> 01:09:32.110 So there... So there are no calls. 01:09:33.760 --> 01:09:34.760 All right. 01:09:36.600 --> 01:09:41.515 And we do not have any sales still so here's what we 're gonna do. 01:09:42.040 --> 01:09:44.235 We 're gonna move on. Now, we 're gonna move on. 01:09:44.320 --> 01:09:48.677 Cindy is gonna talk to Sarina Kimball, former star from Falcon Crest and Dynasty... 01:09:49.720 --> 01:09:54.077 and she is gonna tell us all about her new line of gowns. 01:09:55.280 --> 01:09:58.477 These are my special occasion gowns... 01:09:58.960 --> 01:10:00.837 "Special." How apropos. 01:10:01.000 --> 01:10:07.473 ...that were inspired by all of the times that I was in Dynasty and Falcon Crest. 01:10:07.960 --> 01:10:09.916 That is absolutely amazing. 01:10:10.080 --> 01:10:12.230 I want you to pan in. Look at these. 01:10:12.400 --> 01:10:14.277 - Look at the detail. - Look at the detail. 01:10:14.480 --> 01:10:16.118 Look at the value in that. 01:10:16.280 --> 01:10:18.271 About how many sequins would you say that is? 01:10:18.480 --> 01:10:19.480 That's it? 01:10:19.640 --> 01:10:20.720 - That's all? - No, it's over. 01:10:20.800 --> 01:10:21.994 That's how fast it happens. 01:10:22.160 --> 01:10:23.354 No, they're gonna give her a second chance. 01:10:23.520 --> 01:10:25.158 No, they're not gonna give her a second chance. 01:10:25.360 --> 01:10:27.316 That's not what's gonna happen. 01:10:27.480 --> 01:10:29.630 They're going to give her a second chance. 01:10:29.800 --> 01:10:31.720 - Why do you have to be so negative? - They will. 01:10:31.800 --> 01:10:33.631 $200,000! 01:10:35.040 --> 01:10:36.314 50,000 mops. 01:10:36.840 --> 01:10:40.230 Now, this is easily one of my favorites. 01:10:40.400 --> 01:10:41.913 She's wearing the black and gold... 01:11:09.000 --> 01:11:10.069 Joy. 01:11:15.840 --> 01:11:16.955 Hello? 01:11:19.120 --> 01:11:21.953 5,107 sequins for... 01:11:22.360 --> 01:11:24.157 Get this. How much? 01:11:24.320 --> 01:11:25.320 $299. 01:11:29.200 --> 01:11:31.191 I'm sorry the product didn't sell. 01:11:34.480 --> 01:11:37.278 That man didn't know what he was doing, Neil. 01:11:38.880 --> 01:11:42.190 Well, it wasn't the man, Joy. It was the product. 01:11:48.360 --> 01:11:51.716 I made 50,000 units because you told me to. 01:11:52.240 --> 01:11:56.392 I mortgaged my house, I'm in $200,000 of debt. More. 01:11:58.080 --> 01:12:00.640 Well, it's your business. It's your debt. 01:12:00.800 --> 01:12:03.917 And we indemnify up to a third, if you read your contract. 01:12:04.840 --> 01:12:07.400 To be honest, that's even gonna be hard to get. 01:12:09.320 --> 01:12:11.675 Neil, you gotta give us another chance. 01:12:12.520 --> 01:12:13.748 I'm so sorry, Joy. 01:12:13.920 --> 01:12:16.718 I just can't bring it to my boss. I can't. 01:12:19.600 --> 01:12:21.591 I can't accept your answer. 01:12:22.920 --> 01:12:26.071 I can't, and I won't. 01:12:27.920 --> 01:12:31.435 Joy, you have to let Trudy report this loss in bankruptcy... 01:12:31.600 --> 01:12:34.398 because otherwise she's gonna hemorrhage even more money. 01:12:34.560 --> 01:12:36.278 You have to file, too... 01:12:36.440 --> 01:12:39.113 because you mortgaged your children's future and you lost... 01:12:39.280 --> 01:12:41.748 and you have to prepare yourself for that. 01:12:42.280 --> 01:12:43.599 You have to file for bankruptcy. 01:12:43.760 --> 01:12:45.716 I warned you so many times, Joy! 01:12:45.920 --> 01:12:47.520 Dad, I warned you to not spend her money! 01:12:47.560 --> 01:12:50.597 Come on! You've been plotting against her from the very beginning, Peggy! 01:12:50.800 --> 01:12:52.313 Now we 're bankrupt, Tony! 01:12:54.520 --> 01:12:56.192 I'm in a meeting with our lawyers. 01:12:56.960 --> 01:12:58.234 What do you think you're doing? 01:13:00.280 --> 01:13:05.274 "Go home, Joy, and watch the numbers roll in on television. 01:13:06.120 --> 01:13:08.588 "Make 50,000 mops... 01:13:08.760 --> 01:13:12.435 "borrowing and owing every dollar, including your home." 01:13:13.320 --> 01:13:14.680 It could have been handled better. 01:13:14.760 --> 01:13:16.159 I'll let Todd have another shot. 01:13:16.320 --> 01:13:19.312 I don't want Todd or anyone else to try it. 01:13:19.480 --> 01:13:21.152 It should be me. 01:13:21.320 --> 01:13:22.480 We don't have regular people. 01:13:22.640 --> 01:13:25.757 We have celebrities or spokesmodels do the selling. 01:13:25.960 --> 01:13:27.393 I told you this. 01:13:28.280 --> 01:13:29.838 Who showed you the mop? 01:13:30.000 --> 01:13:32.070 Who sold it to you? Who taught you how to use it? 01:13:32.240 --> 01:13:35.676 And who convinced you that it was great after you thought it was worthless? 01:13:40.680 --> 01:13:42.591 Excuse me, can you give us a second? 01:13:43.760 --> 01:13:45.113 Come with me. 01:13:55.120 --> 01:13:58.240 You ever been in front of a TV camera? You comfortable in front of a TV camera? 01:13:58.280 --> 01:14:02.159 Because when you get there, there's lights and there's camera, and people freeze up. 01:14:02.760 --> 01:14:05.672 You said to me that David Selznick, the son of immigrants... 01:14:05.840 --> 01:14:09.355 married Jennifer Jones, an all-American girl from Oklahoma... 01:14:09.520 --> 01:14:13.354 because in America, all races and all classes... 01:14:13.520 --> 01:14:16.717 can meet and make whatever opportunities they can. 01:14:16.880 --> 01:14:22.113 And that is what you feel when you reach into people's homes with what you sell. 01:14:26.360 --> 01:14:28.112 You said that. 01:14:29.160 --> 01:14:31.833 What do you think? Looks great, right? 01:14:33.560 --> 01:14:35.312 Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Beautiful. 01:14:35.480 --> 01:14:36.879 Very vogue, very classic. 01:14:37.400 --> 01:14:39.868 All right, if you come back next time... Lori? Lori? 01:14:40.040 --> 01:14:45.160 I just want you to just put the hair a little bit forward, just like that, if she comes back again. 01:14:45.520 --> 01:14:47.670 Okay? Not with the comb, not with the comb. 01:14:47.840 --> 01:14:49.353 - Try the black. - Okay. 01:14:49.520 --> 01:14:50.635 Okay? 01:14:50.840 --> 01:14:51.840 It's gonna be perfect. 01:15:04.600 --> 01:15:05.600 Wow. 01:15:09.160 --> 01:15:11.594 Beautiful. What do you think? How do you feel? 01:15:13.080 --> 01:15:15.719 I'd like to change just one thing. Would you mind? 01:15:16.080 --> 01:15:18.275 - Okay, surprise me. - Small thing. 01:15:18.360 --> 01:15:19.360 I'll surprise you. 01:15:19.440 --> 01:15:20.589 Okay, surprise me. 01:15:23.560 --> 01:15:26.438 What would the small thing be that she changes? 01:15:30.440 --> 01:15:31.440 What? 01:15:31.960 --> 01:15:33.678 You undid the whole thing. 01:15:34.720 --> 01:15:35.720 This is me. 01:15:35.800 --> 01:15:36.915 This is you? 01:15:37.080 --> 01:15:39.560 You've got the exact same outfit you had when you came in here. 01:15:39.600 --> 01:15:41.795 I wear a blouse and I wear pants. 01:15:41.960 --> 01:15:43.632 That's who I am. 01:15:44.080 --> 01:15:45.752 I want to go on as me. 01:15:47.080 --> 01:15:48.399 Gonna go on as you. 01:15:48.960 --> 01:15:50.632 I hope you make it back. 01:15:51.440 --> 01:15:53.510 Joan, Cindy. Say good luck to Joy. 01:15:53.600 --> 01:15:54.669 - Wow. - Wow. 01:15:54.760 --> 01:15:56.040 You look great. Good luck today. 01:15:56.120 --> 01:15:57.120 - Thank you. - Good luck. 01:15:57.320 --> 01:15:58.520 That's her, that's how she is. 01:15:58.640 --> 01:16:00.915 Blouse and... She should be in a skirt. She's got nice long legs. 01:16:01.080 --> 01:16:02.195 Show her legs. 01:16:02.280 --> 01:16:03.315 Good luck. 01:16:03.480 --> 01:16:06.552 Joan Rivers wants me in a skirt, but I'm gonna do pants. 01:16:06.720 --> 01:16:08.153 Do what you want to do. 01:16:08.640 --> 01:16:10.073 Come on, let's go upstairs. 01:16:19.960 --> 01:16:20.960 Are you nervous? 01:16:21.120 --> 01:16:22.120 Yes. 01:16:22.840 --> 01:16:24.068 Just be yourself. 01:16:24.240 --> 01:16:25.840 Just remember, it's all about the hands. 01:16:26.680 --> 01:16:27.829 Here we go. 01:16:43.360 --> 01:16:46.352 Ready... Stage is moving! 01:16:46.760 --> 01:16:51.038 Household product 375 in three, two... 01:16:56.600 --> 01:16:59.034 What are you doing? Come on. 01:16:59.320 --> 01:17:01.515 Go! Go! 01:17:03.000 --> 01:17:04.513 She's freezing. 01:17:06.440 --> 01:17:08.954 Sorry, these lights are so bright. 01:17:11.320 --> 01:17:14.312 Nobody tells you how bright these lights... Well, Neil did tell me. 01:17:16.360 --> 01:17:19.397 Neil is my boss. Here. 01:17:20.880 --> 01:17:23.394 I should thank him for letting me be up here. 01:17:24.720 --> 01:17:26.199 - Sorry. - You're Joy. 01:17:26.360 --> 01:17:27.360 I am Joy. 01:17:27.520 --> 01:17:30.398 Just say something! Talk about the mop! 01:17:30.560 --> 01:17:31.560 Oh, my God. 01:17:31.720 --> 01:17:32.869 We have to do something. 01:17:34.080 --> 01:17:35.559 We have to do something. 01:17:36.320 --> 01:17:37.548 Do we have a call? 01:17:37.720 --> 01:17:38.709 - Could we go to a call? - We have a call. 01:17:38.920 --> 01:17:40.069 - It's a friendly call? - It's a friendly call. 01:17:40.240 --> 01:17:42.390 Okay. Take it. Take it. 01:17:42.840 --> 01:17:43.909 Joy, we have a call. 01:17:44.080 --> 01:17:46.196 A call? How did that happen? 01:17:47.080 --> 01:17:48.593 Well, we have a call. 01:17:48.880 --> 01:17:50.359 Hi. Joanne from New York. 01:17:50.560 --> 01:17:51.560 Joanne from New York. 01:17:51.720 --> 01:17:54.154 We have a call coming in from Joanne from New York. 01:17:54.440 --> 01:17:58.877 Yeah, I'm calling in because I would love a mop that I don't have to touch when I wring it. 01:17:59.040 --> 01:18:01.998 You know, my hands get raw and when I mop broken glass... 01:18:02.160 --> 01:18:04.913 and I wring the mop, I cut my hands. 01:18:06.720 --> 01:18:09.075 Do you ever cut your hands when you're wringing? 01:18:09.240 --> 01:18:11.549 Joanne, that is so funny that you said that. 01:18:11.720 --> 01:18:16.111 That is actually exactly how I was inspired to invent this mop. 01:18:16.280 --> 01:18:21.354 There was glass shattered everywhere. I was with my two kids, with my father, and I... 01:18:21.520 --> 01:18:24.796 Every time I would wring the mop, I would get glass shards in my hands. 01:18:25.240 --> 01:18:28.277 And the old mop just wasn't very absorbent. 01:18:28.440 --> 01:18:33.560 So I went to my daughter's room, and I borrowed her crayons... 01:18:33.720 --> 01:18:36.280 and I designed this mop. 01:18:36.920 --> 01:18:38.069 Make sure you get down there. Yeah, that's it. 01:18:38.480 --> 01:18:40.840 It's made of plastic, so it's lightweight, but very durable. 01:18:41.080 --> 01:18:42.399 Go in. Go in to the hands. 01:18:42.480 --> 01:18:43.469 It's extremely absorbent... 01:18:43.560 --> 01:18:45.949 with 300 continuous cotton loops... 01:18:46.120 --> 01:18:48.475 that I looped myself when I designed it. 01:18:48.760 --> 01:18:51.752 - How much is it? - It is $19.95. 01:18:52.320 --> 01:18:54.311 I like that price. I want a whole bunch of them. 01:18:55.080 --> 01:18:56.308 Thank you. 01:18:56.560 --> 01:18:58.391 H375. That's the order number. 01:18:58.560 --> 01:19:00.630 Household item 375. 01:19:00.840 --> 01:19:01.840 I guarantee you... 01:19:02.000 --> 01:19:03.149 That's it. Stay right there. 01:19:03.320 --> 01:19:05.390 ...you are not going to find another mop like this that exists. 01:19:05.560 --> 01:19:08.916 If there was, I would have bought it and I wouldn't have cut my hands up. 01:19:10.000 --> 01:19:13.788 You can get across the whole kitchen with one wring. Just imagine that. 01:19:13.960 --> 01:19:15.279 Watch this. 01:19:16.480 --> 01:19:17.913 Chocolate syrup. 01:19:20.080 --> 01:19:21.229 Go the syrup. Go the syrup. 01:19:21.440 --> 01:19:24.000 Baby food. A very big spill at my house. 01:19:24.160 --> 01:19:25.479 Very common spill for me. 01:19:25.600 --> 01:19:27.158 No. Hands, hands. 01:19:27.800 --> 01:19:31.588 Now, the biggest difference, I don't have to touch this disgusting mop head. 01:19:31.760 --> 01:19:33.637 There's not another mop on the market... 01:19:33.800 --> 01:19:38.351 that has as much absorbent cotton as this mop right here. 01:19:38.520 --> 01:19:42.308 And I guarantee you, there will be no regrets, no returns. 01:19:42.480 --> 01:19:45.517 I have been mopping for most of my life, every single day. 01:19:45.680 --> 01:19:46.680 Phones are ringing! 01:19:46.880 --> 01:19:49.080 I cannot tell you how much this mop has changed my life. 01:19:49.160 --> 01:19:51.116 - Phones are ringing! Phones are ringing! - The phones are ringing. The phones are ringing. 01:19:51.200 --> 01:19:52.200 Go. 01:19:52.280 --> 01:19:55.272 This is gonna be the greatest mop to have around Christmas time... 01:19:55.440 --> 01:19:57.317 when you have family over... 01:19:57.520 --> 01:20:01.479 I am a mother of two. There is just spill after spill. 01:20:01.640 --> 01:20:03.278 Family comes to town. 01:20:03.480 --> 01:20:05.869 You can mop your entire kitchen with one wring! 01:20:06.120 --> 01:20:08.873 Oh, my God! 29,000! 01:20:09.120 --> 01:20:10.633 This is very special! 01:20:10.800 --> 01:20:13.394 I haven't even told you about my personal favorite feature... 01:20:13.560 --> 01:20:15.551 which is the removable mop head... 01:20:15.720 --> 01:20:20.555 that I can put into the washing machine and it will come out clean as new. 01:20:20.720 --> 01:20:22.119 Yes! Yes! 01:20:22.280 --> 01:20:24.589 Oh, my God, these numbers keep climbing! 01:20:25.560 --> 01:20:26.709 Thank you. I... 01:20:26.920 --> 01:20:28.240 Yes, that's right. Keep it going. 01:20:28.280 --> 01:20:29.395 Thank you. 01:20:30.600 --> 01:20:33.433 This is the most absorbent mop on the market. It's lightweight. 01:20:33.640 --> 01:20:36.916 It's the only mop that you're ever gonna buy, the best mop you're ever gonna use. 01:20:37.080 --> 01:20:41.358 It is lightweight and durable, and that is just me speaking from my experience. 01:20:41.560 --> 01:20:45.599 As someone who mops their house every single day, from my heart. 01:20:46.920 --> 01:20:50.071 This woman's gonna be a whole new business. 01:20:51.960 --> 01:20:52.960 No way. 01:20:58.400 --> 01:20:59.719 Oh, my God. 01:21:19.920 --> 01:21:23.276 Can you believe it? Can you believe it? 01:21:23.480 --> 01:21:26.836 I thought for sure you were gonna tell me that your counting machine was broken. 01:21:27.000 --> 01:21:28.672 I listened to you. You were right. 01:21:28.840 --> 01:21:31.354 I just can't believe that actually happened. 01:21:31.520 --> 01:21:32.520 I know. 01:21:32.680 --> 01:21:35.069 I guess you could say we're friends in commerce. 01:21:35.280 --> 01:21:36.280 Friends in commerce. 01:21:36.360 --> 01:21:37.395 Yeah. 01:21:37.480 --> 01:21:40.995 Let's promise each other that if, one day, and that day may come... 01:21:41.160 --> 01:21:44.470 that we become adversaries in commerce, that we remain friends. 01:21:44.640 --> 01:21:46.278 Because that's a true friendship indeed. 01:21:46.440 --> 01:21:47.668 Friends in commerce. 01:21:48.320 --> 01:21:50.311 I agree. Let's shake on it. 01:22:31.080 --> 01:22:32.911 We've got 10 looms... 01:22:33.080 --> 01:22:36.595 and then when they're completed, this is where the mop heads are sewn. 01:22:38.840 --> 01:22:40.159 Who makes your parts? 01:22:40.680 --> 01:22:42.352 A factory out in California. 01:22:42.560 --> 01:22:45.199 It was cheaper and faster than any place around here. 01:22:45.360 --> 01:22:47.715 Smart. Are they gonna be able to stay on schedule? 01:22:49.160 --> 01:22:50.195 Yeah. 01:22:57.240 --> 01:22:58.434 One time. 01:23:18.120 --> 01:23:19.160 - Right there. - Thank you. 01:23:19.280 --> 01:23:20.480 - You're welcome. - Right here? 01:23:22.240 --> 01:23:23.240 Hello? 01:24:24.320 --> 01:24:25.435 Mimi. 01:24:28.280 --> 01:24:29.349 Mimi. 01:24:44.640 --> 01:24:46.995 I so hated to leave her that day. 01:24:48.160 --> 01:24:50.754 I had so much I wanted to say to her. 01:24:51.680 --> 01:24:53.716 And to my great granddaughter. 01:24:56.480 --> 01:25:01.554 I felt I wanted to stay near her and watch over her. 01:26:07.680 --> 01:26:09.272 Cristy. 01:26:15.360 --> 01:26:17.191 There's a problem in California. 01:26:17.400 --> 01:26:21.518 There can't be a problem in California. I told Neil that everything was fine. 01:26:21.680 --> 01:26:24.672 Gerhardt keeps raising his price. He just did it again. 01:26:24.840 --> 01:26:25.840 More money per unit. 01:26:27.240 --> 01:26:29.196 He can't do that. We're gonna lose money. 01:26:29.360 --> 01:26:31.476 I sent a representative to handle him. 01:26:32.680 --> 01:26:34.520 Representative? We don't have a representative. 01:26:34.680 --> 01:26:36.238 What representative? 01:26:36.760 --> 01:26:37.988 Peggy went. 01:26:38.280 --> 01:26:39.395 Peggy? 01:26:43.880 --> 01:26:45.836 I don't want to talk about this right now. 01:26:54.800 --> 01:26:56.028 She wanted to be part of it. 01:26:56.200 --> 01:26:58.191 How could you send Peggy? 01:27:02.920 --> 01:27:04.876 She wanted to be part of it. 01:27:05.720 --> 01:27:09.793 You both are blood relatives. You're half-sisters. 01:27:09.960 --> 01:27:13.714 It's very, very important that you love and respect each other. 01:27:16.240 --> 01:27:20.518 I paid them the 20 that you owed them. I had to. 01:27:22.280 --> 01:27:25.795 I got them to fill the order of the 100,000... 01:27:25.960 --> 01:27:28.428 with a price increase of only two dollars per unit. 01:27:28.600 --> 01:27:33.196 We can't increase at all, Peggy. Don't you understand? 01:27:35.440 --> 01:27:38.159 We sold at a certain price. 01:27:39.000 --> 01:27:42.629 Any hikes, especially the ones he's asking for... 01:27:42.800 --> 01:27:44.677 mean that I will lose so much money... 01:27:44.840 --> 01:27:49.072 that I'll be in even more debt than I was before. 01:27:51.160 --> 01:27:52.752 You're gonna make it back. 01:27:53.600 --> 01:27:55.716 I'm gonna make it back? 01:27:56.560 --> 01:27:57.560 How? 01:28:02.720 --> 01:28:04.836 I've got ideas, you know. 01:28:06.840 --> 01:28:09.115 There are things that I'd like to do. 01:28:09.280 --> 01:28:12.955 I spoke to him about a project that Dad and I have been designing. 01:28:13.120 --> 01:28:14.269 Right, Dad? 01:28:14.440 --> 01:28:15.919 Yes, we did. 01:28:18.040 --> 01:28:22.716 Do you have any idea how much your idea will cost? 01:28:22.880 --> 01:28:24.950 How or where you'll sell it? 01:28:25.640 --> 01:28:28.791 If you can even manufacture it after it's taken everything we've got... 01:28:28.960 --> 01:28:32.475 to sell this one product that now, thanks to you... 01:28:32.640 --> 01:28:34.631 is going to cost more money? 01:28:35.280 --> 01:28:37.999 Maybe my product is better than your product. 01:28:38.160 --> 01:28:40.549 I can do what you did on TV. It's not that hard. 01:28:40.720 --> 01:28:44.315 Isn't that the whole purpose of that channel? It's that everybody could do it? 01:28:45.520 --> 01:28:50.355 What your sister does is not easy... 01:28:50.520 --> 01:28:54.354 but what we were planning to do... 01:28:54.520 --> 01:28:58.195 is not that difficult. 01:28:59.200 --> 01:29:00.952 Listen to me. 01:29:01.920 --> 01:29:07.392 Never speak on my behalf... 01:29:10.080 --> 01:29:13.470 about my business again. 01:29:15.440 --> 01:29:18.113 Now I have to go to California. 01:30:19.240 --> 01:30:20.389 Can I help you? 01:30:20.600 --> 01:30:22.591 I'm Joy. I'm here to see Gerhardt. 01:30:23.280 --> 01:30:24.679 He's not available. 01:30:25.960 --> 01:30:27.109 I'll wait. 01:30:30.600 --> 01:30:32.875 She says she's here to see Gerhardt. 01:30:33.840 --> 01:30:34.840 Gerhardt! 01:30:42.680 --> 01:30:44.636 Hey. I'm Gerhardt. 01:30:44.800 --> 01:30:46.199 I'm Joy. 01:30:46.360 --> 01:30:47.588 Come on in. 01:30:47.760 --> 01:30:49.079 Derek Markham is my boss. 01:30:49.240 --> 01:30:50.309 He lives in Texas. 01:30:50.520 --> 01:30:54.798 Fabri-Pac is one of several companies he owns or collects royalties for. 01:30:54.960 --> 01:30:58.316 I report to him. He makes pricing decisions. 01:30:58.480 --> 01:31:01.438 Well, I've never met or talked to this Derek Markham... 01:31:01.640 --> 01:31:03.278 but I've talked to you many times on the phone. 01:31:03.440 --> 01:31:04.873 And I do find it very curious... 01:31:05.040 --> 01:31:07.998 that the second I'm on television, with a lot of success... 01:31:08.160 --> 01:31:10.469 the price for our products goes up. 01:31:10.640 --> 01:31:13.313 Seems very unfair to me, to say the least. 01:31:14.000 --> 01:31:16.275 Seems like you're shaking us down. 01:31:16.440 --> 01:31:18.715 You met Gregory, our plant foreman. 01:31:18.880 --> 01:31:21.189 It's very hard for us to lower the cost at this point. 01:31:21.680 --> 01:31:23.830 We're already losing a lot of money. 01:31:24.040 --> 01:31:27.077 How could that possibly be, with the $500,000 that we've given you... 01:31:27.240 --> 01:31:29.390 on top of the $50,000 of advance royalties... 01:31:29.560 --> 01:31:32.677 that have gone to a Derek Markham in Dallas. 01:31:32.880 --> 01:31:35.040 And that's not even counting what my sister paid you... 01:31:35.160 --> 01:31:36.718 without my authority, by the way... 01:31:36.880 --> 01:31:39.553 for your overcharges and your mistakes. 01:31:40.320 --> 01:31:43.915 Your sister paid the increase that you refused to pay. 01:31:44.240 --> 01:31:48.074 Well, she had no authority to do that. She's not an officer of my corporation. 01:31:49.080 --> 01:31:53.596 You and I could both spend a lot of time and money in court to prove that I'm right... 01:31:54.760 --> 01:31:56.398 but that would just make our lawyers wealthy... 01:31:56.560 --> 01:31:58.949 while my product dies instead of being on television... 01:31:59.120 --> 01:32:00.917 like it could be right now. 01:32:02.000 --> 01:32:03.638 You can pay more. 01:32:04.160 --> 01:32:06.754 I can't pay more. I won't. 01:32:06.920 --> 01:32:09.718 Costs are higher. Wear and tear on the molds. 01:32:09.920 --> 01:32:11.876 We have to remake them every other week. 01:32:12.040 --> 01:32:14.873 Is that so? Can I see the molds? 01:32:15.040 --> 01:32:16.439 They're in the machines. 01:32:16.600 --> 01:32:19.433 It'll take some time to prepare them for you. 01:32:24.360 --> 01:32:26.351 Is there a bathroom I could use? 01:32:29.600 --> 01:32:31.875 Yeah, it's down the hall. Gregory will show you. 01:32:40.080 --> 01:32:41.195 Thanks. 01:34:02.160 --> 01:34:03.309 What? 01:34:07.160 --> 01:34:08.673 What are you doing in here? 01:34:09.320 --> 01:34:10.594 What is this? 01:34:10.760 --> 01:34:13.638 These are my designs, these are my molds! 01:34:13.800 --> 01:34:14.800 Those are ours! 01:34:15.000 --> 01:34:16.956 And we knew you'd be trouble. The cops are on their way. 01:34:17.120 --> 01:34:19.236 - We called 'em as soon as you showed up! - These are my molds! 01:34:19.400 --> 01:34:20.469 Those are ours! 01:34:20.640 --> 01:34:22.517 I'm taking these with me. 01:34:22.800 --> 01:34:24.080 I'm taking all of these with me. 01:34:24.160 --> 01:34:26.435 I want all of these boxed up, and I'm taking them. 01:34:26.600 --> 01:34:27.749 You're trespassing! 01:34:27.920 --> 01:34:29.148 It's not your patent! 01:34:29.600 --> 01:34:31.477 These are my designs! 01:34:32.840 --> 01:34:35.149 I'm not going anywhere without my molds. 01:34:36.080 --> 01:34:37.672 What? No. No. 01:34:37.840 --> 01:34:40.115 This is not stealing, this is my property! 01:34:40.320 --> 01:34:41.435 This is my property. 01:34:41.600 --> 01:34:44.910 I have all of these designs. These are all mine. They belong to me! 01:34:45.080 --> 01:34:48.709 She's from out of state, John! You've known me 15 years! 01:34:48.880 --> 01:34:50.518 All right, come on, ma'am. You're trespassing. 01:34:50.680 --> 01:34:52.272 - What? - Yeah. Come on. 01:34:52.440 --> 01:34:53.793 - I'm not trespassing. - Yeah, you're trespassing. 01:34:54.000 --> 01:34:55.000 I was in his office. 01:34:55.160 --> 01:34:56.513 - You don't know. Come on. - He let me into his... 01:34:56.680 --> 01:34:58.079 Gerhardt, you're not gonna get away with this. 01:34:58.240 --> 01:34:59.639 - You're not gonna get away with this! - Be careful what you're saying. 01:34:59.800 --> 01:35:01.711 - You're a thief! You're a thief, Gerhardt! - Be careful, come on, come on. 01:35:01.920 --> 01:35:03.114 Be careful. Come on, stop it. 01:35:03.280 --> 01:35:05.350 - This is stealing! - Hey, hey, stop it. Come on. 01:35:05.520 --> 01:35:06.520 All right. 01:35:09.640 --> 01:35:11.596 Watch your step. All right. 01:35:19.640 --> 01:35:20.868 What about Trudy's money, Joy? 01:35:21.040 --> 01:35:23.031 You have to pay back Trudy's money. 01:35:23.200 --> 01:35:24.758 This is only getting worse. 01:35:24.920 --> 01:35:26.797 I predicted tragedy, Joy. 01:35:27.280 --> 01:35:29.191 You're racking up quite a steep bill. 01:35:29.360 --> 01:35:32.477 We had to fly out here, bail you out. 01:35:32.640 --> 01:35:35.632 Plus it cost us an extra $10,000 for Ray Cagney... 01:35:35.800 --> 01:35:38.189 this California patent attorney, to get us to this point. 01:35:38.360 --> 01:35:40.874 We got the state to decline prosecution. 01:35:41.040 --> 01:35:43.110 They see it's a contract dispute. 01:35:43.280 --> 01:35:46.795 When you paid royalties to Derek Markham in T exas... 01:35:46.960 --> 01:35:50.919 it put all your parts and molds under the umbrella of their patent. 01:35:51.920 --> 01:35:55.037 I see you brought your drawings and hung them to prove your design. 01:35:55.200 --> 01:35:57.714 But it's impossible to fight it now. 01:35:57.880 --> 01:36:00.314 You were not properly advised. 01:36:01.680 --> 01:36:03.033 Cristy, please! 01:36:03.200 --> 01:36:04.200 Tony, take her to bed. 01:36:04.400 --> 01:36:06.516 I don't wanna go to bed. I wanna stay here. 01:36:06.680 --> 01:36:08.033 I paid those royalties... 01:36:08.240 --> 01:36:09.240 because you told me to. 01:36:09.400 --> 01:36:12.119 Because your lawyer told me to. 01:36:12.280 --> 01:36:16.034 Our lawyer was mistaken. This happens sometimes in business. 01:36:16.200 --> 01:36:17.394 It didn't work out for you. 01:36:17.560 --> 01:36:18.595 It happens sometimes. 01:36:18.760 --> 01:36:20.113 Trudy's lawyer is not a patent attorney. 01:36:20.280 --> 01:36:21.599 Which I said! 01:36:21.760 --> 01:36:25.719 And you said I had no business being Joy's advisor. 01:36:25.920 --> 01:36:27.638 - And now it turns out that I was right! - This is not helpful, Tony! 01:36:27.840 --> 01:36:29.800 - That's enough, Tony. Please. - It's enough, now? 01:36:29.920 --> 01:36:32.514 I'm very sorry. I wish there was more I could do. 01:36:32.720 --> 01:36:35.837 But when your sister Peggy paid the unjustified bills... 01:36:35.960 --> 01:36:37.678 that you refused to pay... 01:36:37.840 --> 01:36:39.273 it closed the door on that. 01:36:39.480 --> 01:36:41.152 What about Neil Walker and QVC? 01:36:41.320 --> 01:36:43.834 Wouldn't they pay the expenses on defending the patent? 01:36:44.600 --> 01:36:45.600 Be careful, Joy. 01:36:45.760 --> 01:36:49.389 You could be sued for misrepresentation and failure to deliver your product. 01:36:49.560 --> 01:36:50.560 That's breach. 01:36:51.520 --> 01:36:54.751 QVC requires that you deliver a fully patented product. 01:36:54.920 --> 01:36:57.309 I've been doing this for a long time. 01:36:57.480 --> 01:37:01.439 You're in for a long court process that will stall your product. 01:37:01.600 --> 01:37:03.079 And you will probably lose. 01:37:03.240 --> 01:37:04.639 I wish I could do more. 01:37:06.280 --> 01:37:07.633 Take care, now. 01:37:07.880 --> 01:37:10.075 You're gonna have to accept the facts, Joy. 01:37:10.240 --> 01:37:11.719 I mean, that's... 01:37:12.320 --> 01:37:14.276 You're most of half a million dollars in debt. 01:37:14.440 --> 01:37:16.271 I don't know how you're gonna pay it. 01:37:16.640 --> 01:37:18.278 We have to declare bankruptcy. 01:37:18.440 --> 01:37:20.874 You're gonna have to declare bankruptcy. 01:37:21.240 --> 01:37:22.434 I have to declare bankruptcy. 01:37:22.600 --> 01:37:23.600 She has to. 01:37:23.760 --> 01:37:25.240 - To try to contain my losses. - Yeah. 01:37:25.360 --> 01:37:26.509 I have to write it off. 01:37:26.680 --> 01:37:28.591 It just seems so wrong. 01:37:28.760 --> 01:37:30.318 We've worked so hard. 01:37:30.480 --> 01:37:32.550 We've come so far for us to just give up now. 01:37:32.720 --> 01:37:34.199 It just seems so unfair! 01:37:34.360 --> 01:37:36.828 Business is unfair. That's it. 01:37:37.000 --> 01:37:39.036 It's not working out. Well, that's what happens. 01:37:39.200 --> 01:37:42.875 That's why people don't go around making invention every other day. 01:37:43.080 --> 01:37:44.115 Wake up! 01:37:44.200 --> 01:37:45.200 It's my fault. 01:37:45.360 --> 01:37:48.158 I gave her the confidence to think she was more than just an unemployed housewife... 01:37:48.320 --> 01:37:51.039 selling plastic kitchen stuff to other unemployed housewives... 01:37:51.200 --> 01:37:52.269 on a junk cable channel. 01:37:52.440 --> 01:37:55.159 It's my fault. It's not your fault, honey. 01:37:55.320 --> 01:37:57.960 It was my mistake to make her think that she was more than she was. 01:37:58.360 --> 01:38:00.828 She pressured herself into doing something she shouldn't have done. 01:38:01.000 --> 01:38:03.080 It was wrong of you to put that pressure on yourself. 01:38:03.200 --> 01:38:05.430 It was wrong of us to put that pressure on you. 01:38:05.600 --> 01:38:07.033 I need more vodka. 01:38:07.200 --> 01:38:12.832 It was wrong of us to think that you'd be an instant business person overnight. 01:38:13.000 --> 01:38:15.560 Of course, this is not who you are. 01:38:16.520 --> 01:38:21.469 It takes a kind of toughness, a certain acumen... 01:38:21.640 --> 01:38:24.438 that you simply don't have. 01:38:25.120 --> 01:38:26.439 Sign the paper. 01:38:31.000 --> 01:38:33.434 You have to sign these bankruptcy papers, honey. 01:38:33.600 --> 01:38:36.160 The notary's right outside. Let me get her. 01:38:40.160 --> 01:38:42.360 You're gonna have to move out of your house immediately. 01:38:43.160 --> 01:38:44.880 You're gonna have to move into an apartment. 01:38:45.320 --> 01:38:47.436 Maybe you can move into a room in Trudy's house. 01:38:47.600 --> 01:38:48.715 With the children? 01:38:48.880 --> 01:38:50.233 Yeah. You have room. 01:38:51.160 --> 01:38:52.593 She's my daughter. Why not? 01:38:53.920 --> 01:38:55.512 Let's talk about it. 01:38:56.000 --> 01:38:57.520 Trudy, we have to offer her something. 01:38:57.680 --> 01:38:58.680 Again? 01:38:58.840 --> 01:39:00.034 Why me? 01:39:07.840 --> 01:39:09.432 Please sign, honey. 01:39:35.760 --> 01:39:36.875 Thank you. 01:39:40.640 --> 01:39:45.077 Mimi said you were the one born to help carry the family to success. 01:39:48.560 --> 01:39:51.393 No, Cristy. Mimi was wrong. 01:39:52.840 --> 01:39:55.070 The world does not give you opportunities. 01:39:55.240 --> 01:39:59.995 The world destroys your opportunity and it breaks your heart. 01:40:00.640 --> 01:40:04.235 I should have listened to my mother when I was 10 years old. 01:40:04.400 --> 01:40:06.080 I should have spent the rest of my life... 01:40:06.120 --> 01:40:09.157 watching TV and hiding from the world like my mother. 01:40:10.080 --> 01:40:12.674 So I don't wanna hear any more about Mimi. 01:40:13.240 --> 01:40:14.309 She was wrong. 01:40:14.480 --> 01:40:17.916 She had her head in the clouds and it was full of stupid ideas. 01:40:18.080 --> 01:40:20.275 And it gave me stupid ideas. 01:40:22.800 --> 01:40:23.800 Like this. 01:40:26.640 --> 01:40:28.790 This stupid, stupid idea! 01:40:31.760 --> 01:40:34.320 Mommy, don't tear them! No! 01:40:56.040 --> 01:40:58.190 Cristy, I'm so sorry. 01:40:58.400 --> 01:41:00.470 I'm sorry, Cristy. 01:41:00.640 --> 01:41:02.198 I'm so sorry. 01:41:02.360 --> 01:41:04.794 Please go to bed. Everybody just go to bed. 01:41:06.200 --> 01:41:07.792 Good night, Mommy. 01:41:07.960 --> 01:41:10.155 Good night, sweetheart. Just go to bed. 01:41:12.720 --> 01:41:15.234 I'm so sorry I failed you, Joy. I'm so sorry. 01:41:15.480 --> 01:41:17.072 Just, just don't. 01:42:48.760 --> 01:42:50.955 Joy? Joy? 01:42:51.640 --> 01:42:53.039 Joy, where are you? 01:42:55.040 --> 01:42:56.792 Joy, where are you? 01:44:10.480 --> 01:44:11.799 It's open. 01:44:19.560 --> 01:44:20.879 You can leave the door open. 01:44:46.880 --> 01:44:48.871 No one knows I'm here. 01:44:49.880 --> 01:44:51.871 You don't even know who I am. 01:44:52.040 --> 01:44:57.558 I could be Derek Markham or I might be someone Derek Markham sent to handle you. 01:44:58.040 --> 01:45:00.031 You have no case. 01:45:00.560 --> 01:45:04.439 Maybe people think you came to Dallas in despair to take your own life... 01:45:04.600 --> 01:45:09.549 because you were in such deep financial trouble suddenly from your little venture. 01:45:16.240 --> 01:45:19.516 I made a phone call this morning to Hong Kong. 01:45:20.200 --> 01:45:25.228 It was 1:00 a.m. in California but it was 5:00 p.m. the following afternoon in Hong Kong. 01:45:25.400 --> 01:45:29.757 I always think it's amazing how time works like that. 01:45:31.440 --> 01:45:34.557 And I was fortunate enough to get on the phone with Mr. Christopher... 01:45:34.760 --> 01:45:37.797 who I found to be very friendly, which was surprising... 01:45:37.960 --> 01:45:41.077 because I really haven't found the gentlemen in California to be very nice... 01:45:41.240 --> 01:45:43.629 considering we're all in business together. 01:45:43.800 --> 01:45:47.588 Welcome to the world of business, I guess. 01:45:48.640 --> 01:45:51.000 I told Mr. Christopher that the reason that I was calling... 01:45:51.080 --> 01:45:55.073 was to discuss the differences in the designs of our products. 01:45:55.760 --> 01:46:00.117 But I quickly learned that Mr. Christopher has no idea... 01:46:00.280 --> 01:46:06.435 if his Hong Kong patent for a self-wringing mop is worth anything or if it even works. 01:46:07.080 --> 01:46:12.108 Because they have not made or sold a single mop. 01:46:12.400 --> 01:46:16.109 Unlike us, who have sold over 200,000. 01:46:17.240 --> 01:46:21.995 And I've paid you over $50,000 in advanced royalties... 01:46:22.160 --> 01:46:24.116 on behalf of Mr. Christopher. 01:46:24.680 --> 01:46:29.595 Blood money from my family and my second mortgage. 01:46:30.840 --> 01:46:35.118 Turns out Mr. Christopher doesn't know anything about those royalties. 01:46:35.360 --> 01:46:36.793 So it seems... 01:46:37.960 --> 01:46:41.589 we have a case of fraud and embezzlement. 01:46:44.640 --> 01:46:47.791 And, as if that weren't bad enough... 01:46:48.680 --> 01:46:54.198 I also discovered in the paperwork that our mops actually don't bear any similarities. 01:46:54.360 --> 01:46:57.477 So I never did owe you any royalties for your patent. 01:46:58.520 --> 01:47:00.476 That's another case of fraud. 01:47:01.160 --> 01:47:07.030 My lawyers really could go after you, but I told them, "Give me a day." 01:47:07.200 --> 01:47:13.150 To see if maybe you might've made a mistake... 01:47:15.000 --> 01:47:17.958 that you would correct, given the chance. 01:47:33.360 --> 01:47:36.352 We'll pay you back all the royalties you paid us. 01:47:41.400 --> 01:47:46.030 I'll give you $20,000 on top of paying you back the 50. 01:47:58.000 --> 01:47:59.228 Okay. 01:48:00.920 --> 01:48:04.674 I'll give you $50,000 on top of paying you back the 50. 01:48:16.760 --> 01:48:18.352 Plus interest. 01:48:23.800 --> 01:48:25.791 I want all of my molds back. 01:48:26.440 --> 01:48:28.749 I want you to sign this piece of paper... 01:48:29.800 --> 01:48:33.076 saying that you have no rights, financially. 01:48:34.080 --> 01:48:37.595 I'm just gonna add... I said the 50... 01:48:39.720 --> 01:48:41.631 plus the 50... 01:48:43.440 --> 01:48:46.113 plus the interest. 01:48:46.280 --> 01:48:50.398 So I just want you to initial next to those two numbers as well. 01:48:56.440 --> 01:48:57.953 So just sign there. 01:49:05.960 --> 01:49:08.428 She put up with just about anything. 01:49:09.480 --> 01:49:11.914 Until when she had to bring the hammer down... 01:49:13.480 --> 01:49:15.118 she brought the hammer down. 01:49:17.480 --> 01:49:20.119 She couldn't know what was to come. 01:49:21.000 --> 01:49:25.118 That she'd go on to make another 100 record-setting patents. 01:49:26.000 --> 01:49:29.595 Skinny velvet hangers make neater closets. 01:49:29.760 --> 01:49:32.115 That's a big deal to a lot of people. 01:49:33.280 --> 01:49:35.669 I mean, who thinks of things like that? 01:49:36.880 --> 01:49:38.154 Joy did. 01:49:42.440 --> 01:49:47.673 She didn't know any of this would happen as she walked down the street that day. 01:49:48.320 --> 01:49:52.313 Yes, sir, tonight's the night for Ol' Saint Nick to make his yearly visit... 01:49:52.520 --> 01:49:54.511 to all the folks all over the world. 01:49:54.680 --> 01:49:58.150 There's fun and expectation in every house across the land. 01:49:58.360 --> 01:50:02.433 And speaking of houses, what do you say we take a little look-in on a typical one? 01:50:05.440 --> 01:50:10.833 Now I'll admit that what you see right now is just a small piece of the front of the house... 01:50:11.040 --> 01:50:14.794 but all you grownups and kids alike, this is the time for Santa's magic... 01:50:14.960 --> 01:50:18.157 so I think we can make it become a real house. 01:50:19.040 --> 01:50:20.473 Even a house with love in it. 01:50:20.640 --> 01:50:23.712 Mr. Santa Claus, can we have a little snow, please? 01:50:25.800 --> 01:50:27.711 Thank you. That's fine. 01:50:28.000 --> 01:50:32.039 Now, Santa, let me see what it really looks like inside this house. 01:51:01.400 --> 01:51:05.916 She couldn't know that one day she would move into a big beautiful home. 01:51:08.480 --> 01:51:10.755 Her mother was happy. 01:51:11.560 --> 01:51:15.758 She remained close to her, and with the rest of her family... 01:51:15.920 --> 01:51:18.673 which was, as always, complicated. 01:51:20.840 --> 01:51:25.994 She would pay for products made by Rudy, Trudy, and Peggy. 01:51:26.240 --> 01:51:28.276 Even when they failed. 01:51:28.920 --> 01:51:33.675 Even when they wrongly sued for ownership of her company. 01:51:34.560 --> 01:51:39.270 As Rudy got older, Joy continued to take care of him and love him. 01:51:45.120 --> 01:51:50.797 As Neil Walker predicted, Joy did become a whole new business. 01:51:51.240 --> 01:51:53.196 And even outgrew Q VC. 01:51:53.360 --> 01:51:55.360 - She's talking to her children. - Is T ony in there? 01:51:55.400 --> 01:51:56.719 Yes, T ony's in there. The family's in there. 01:51:56.960 --> 01:52:03.035 Her ex-husband and her best friend would remain her steadfast advisers. 01:52:03.200 --> 01:52:04.553 Please be patient. 01:52:10.320 --> 01:52:12.470 I love you. You guys go and pack your rooms. 01:52:12.640 --> 01:52:14.437 - Good night, Mom. - I love you. 01:52:23.440 --> 01:52:24.555 - Hi. - Hi. 01:52:24.720 --> 01:52:26.392 - Welcome. - Thank you. 01:52:29.080 --> 01:52:30.149 What do you have? 01:52:30.320 --> 01:52:31.992 A traveling clothes cleaner. 01:52:32.160 --> 01:52:33.160 Let's see it. 01:52:34.120 --> 01:52:35.269 So you're from Memphis? 01:52:35.440 --> 01:52:36.668 Yes, I am. 01:52:36.840 --> 01:52:37.989 You work as a waitress? 01:52:38.160 --> 01:52:39.309 Yes, ma'am. 01:52:39.520 --> 01:52:41.988 All right. Let's see it. 01:52:43.520 --> 01:52:44.669 You made this yourself? 01:52:44.840 --> 01:52:45.840 Yes, I did, ma'am. 01:52:46.840 --> 01:52:49.070 I made my first invention myself, too. 01:52:50.520 --> 01:52:52.511 I like this, it's a very good design. 01:52:52.680 --> 01:52:53.715 Thank you. 01:52:53.800 --> 01:52:56.314 Can you stay an extra day, meet with our designers? 01:52:57.160 --> 01:52:58.354 No, because of your boss? 01:53:00.000 --> 01:53:01.752 What hotel are you staying in right now? 01:53:01.960 --> 01:53:03.520 - The Holiday Inn, ma'am. - Holiday Inn. 01:53:03.680 --> 01:53:05.636 Let's move them over to the Radisson, get them a suite. 01:53:05.840 --> 01:53:07.480 You'll be more comfortable with your baby. 01:53:07.520 --> 01:53:10.318 I'll call your boss and get it taken care of, give you an extra day... 01:53:10.480 --> 01:53:12.761 so that tomorrow you can come in, meet with the designers. 01:53:12.960 --> 01:53:14.712 - We can take it step by step, all right? - Thank you. 01:53:14.960 --> 01:53:16.632 We'll work on your idea, see if we can do something. 01:53:16.800 --> 01:53:18.631 This means so much to me. 01:53:18.880 --> 01:53:20.359 I know what it feels like. 01:53:20.840 --> 01:53:22.876 I know what it feels like to be in that chair. 01:53:23.560 --> 01:53:25.560 - We'll see you tomorrow, okay? - Thank you, ma'am. 01:53:25.640 --> 01:53:26.868 And good luck. 01:53:27.160 --> 01:53:28.560 - Thank you for coming. - Thank you. 01:53:28.680 --> 01:53:31.399 - Go get the next person, Tony. - Okay. 01:53:31.880 --> 01:53:32.880 Neil. 01:53:35.000 --> 01:53:37.150 Sorry, we have legal stuff with Barry, now. 01:53:40.480 --> 01:53:41.879 Yes, we do. 01:53:43.320 --> 01:53:46.073 Here we are. 01:53:47.680 --> 01:53:49.750 Adversaries in commerce. 01:53:50.560 --> 01:53:52.755 Adversaries in commerce. 01:53:53.920 --> 01:53:55.717 - And friends. - Yes. 01:53:56.160 --> 01:53:57.354 And friends. 01:53:58.800 --> 01:54:01.234 I'm gonna tell you something but you didn't hear it from me. 01:54:01.600 --> 01:54:03.720 I don't know who you are or what you're talking about. 01:54:03.880 --> 01:54:05.518 That's what I wanted to hear. 01:54:07.240 --> 01:54:09.196 Barry's gonna come after you, hard. 01:54:09.400 --> 01:54:12.756 But that's just business. That's the way Barry is. He's a negotiator. 01:54:12.920 --> 01:54:15.070 Ultimately, he needs you. 01:54:15.280 --> 01:54:18.431 He's buying HSN. 01:54:18.600 --> 01:54:21.910 It's all about HSN now, and he wants you to come with him. 01:54:24.360 --> 01:54:25.918 He needs you. 01:54:26.680 --> 01:54:28.750 You're going to be very big over there. 01:54:29.280 --> 01:54:31.236 That's what's going to happen. 01:54:31.640 --> 01:54:34.438 But, you didn't hear it from me, right? 01:54:35.080 --> 01:54:39.232 No, I sure didn't. But thank you. 01:54:42.600 --> 01:54:44.511 It's nice to see you. 01:54:44.680 --> 01:54:46.238 It's good to see you. 01:54:48.560 --> 01:54:50.596 I'll see you around, pal. 01:54:50.760 --> 01:54:52.716 Yeah. 01:54:59.880 --> 01:55:00.949 It's been a long journey. 01:55:01.160 --> 01:55:02.160 Yes, it has. 01:55:02.320 --> 01:55:03.320 I'm proud of you. 01:55:03.480 --> 01:55:04.674 Thank you, Neil. 01:55:38.840 --> 01:55:42.389 This right here, this is a special power. 01:55:44.280 --> 01:55:46.157 This is a special power. 01:55:50.880 --> 01:55:54.156 And then I started to build my very own house... 01:55:55.920 --> 01:55:58.514 where I would live and make wonderful creations... 01:55:58.720 --> 01:56:02.030 for all the world to see and love. 01:56:07.720 --> 01:56:10.188 She didn't know any of this would happen... 01:56:10.400 --> 01:56:13.233 as she walked that day. 01:56:15.400 --> 01:56:29.233 جديدترين اخبار فيلم و سريال در کانال تلگرام و اینستاگرام سايت .:: @bollbolljan_com ::.