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- It's one dish.

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- One dish?

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Okay, are you blind or
just legally retarded?

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- There is one dish in
that sink that I put there.

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- Really, Ben?
- And you're,

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happen to be quite the
dish Nazi, I might add.

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When did you, everything is like,

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this is not clean enough.

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There's smudges on this plate.
- Don't do that.

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Stop doing that.

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For sure, stop doing that.

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It's super offensive.

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'Cause I come from a long
line of Holocaust survivors.

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- How could there be a long
line of Holocaust survivors?

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There's only one or two generations

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that were in the Holocaust.

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- You're gonna tell me

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that there's one dish...
- Did you call me...

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- In this sink?
- Legally retarded before?

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It's so insensitive, it's so insensitive.

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Okay.
- I'm not doing this.

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- Could you imagine if my aunt was here?

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For someone that has
claimed to be offended

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by conversation recently...
- Grow up.

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- The word retarded
- I can't...

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- Is so offensive.
- Fucking deal with you.

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- Yeah, the are more...
- Honestly, Ben.

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- There's more than one dish...
- Grow the fuck up.

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- This time.

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- But you did say retarded.
- Like, seriously?

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- And that is so hard to hear.

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- How many years, Ben?

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How many years, no.
- Particularly in the last 10

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have people really started

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to take offense to that word.
- How many years have I been

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asking you to do the fucking dishes?

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And it just still has to be

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this cat and mouse game...
- Well, how many years...

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- Where you force me...
- Have I been asking you...

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- To be the nag?
- To give me

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a blowjob every once in awhile?

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I can't even remember

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the last time.
- A blowjob?

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- Would it kill you?

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- Okay, how about this.

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I've got a solution.

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I'll do the dishes, and you
can go suck your own dick.

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- Fuck you.

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- Fuck me?
- Seriously, just fuck you.

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- Fuck you.
- It's so...

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- Fuck you.

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Fuck you, fuck you.

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<i>♫ Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you</i>

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♫ Fuck you

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- Oh shit, I gotta call my mom.

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- No.

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Please, please, please.
- I have to call her back.

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- I literally...
- She's called me...

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- I will throw my body...
- Three times this week...

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- Out of this car.
- And I have not

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called her back.

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I have to call her back.
- I'll do anything.

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Tell me, tell me, a blowjob.

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Hang up, blowjob.

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I swear to you.

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Blowjob right now.
- Don't fuck me up.

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- Don't fuck me up.
- Right now, right...

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- Hello?
- Hi mom.

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- Hi sweetie, how are ya?

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- I'm good, I'm driving.

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- Sherry Orlofski's son was driving

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holding a cellphone, got hit by a bus.

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He's paralyzed from the waist down.

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He shits in a bag now.

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- I don't know who Sherry Orlofski is.

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I don't know why this is like,

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what's going on?

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- She's in my book club.

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Are you with Anna?

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- Yes.

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No, no, I mean I'm
spiritually always with Anna,

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but no, I am not with Anna.

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- Okay, 'cause if she's not there,

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there's something I need
to talk to you about.

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- Uh, is everything okay?

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- Honey, you gotta make me a baby.

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- Mom.

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- All my friends
have grandkids, Benny.

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Everyone at book club's passing
out photos like it's 9-11.

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- That is such a weird analogy to use.

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- Yeah, but just gimme
a little grandbaby, honey.

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I know it's scary.

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I know it is.
- Okay.

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- But you think I was ready for you?

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I pooped you out like a dog in summer,

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and I never regretted it.

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All right, I gotta go.

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I got a client.

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Love you so much, all right.

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Okay, okay?
- Okay.

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- Okay.
- Love you.

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- Did you not tell her?

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- No.

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I mean.

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- No, you didn't tell her?

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- No, I did, 1...

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- You told me a year
ago when I told my parents,

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you said that you told her.

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- Look, you know my mom is crazy, right?

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You know that, okay.

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And if I had told her what happened...

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- So you lied?

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- I didn't lie, I just,

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my mom gives me so much anxiety.

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About my life and my job, and you.

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- About me?

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Why does she give you anxiety about me?

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- You know, 'cause you're older.

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- I'm older?

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- Well, I mean...

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- Older?

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- Well...

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- What the...

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- Well, I think she should say it.

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- I'm not saying it.

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- Well, I'm not saying it.

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Does it even need to be said

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or is it just kind of
a thing that's like...

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- Yes, you should say sorry.

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- Why?

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I mean, you should say sorry to me.

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- What would I say sorry for?

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- For calling me a liar.
- You lied.

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- You know what, I did,

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whatever I did, I did for you.

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- Oh my god,

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What are we, in a Bryan Adams song?

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- Oh my, that is so,

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you can't even talk to someone

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when they're just like...
- Okay, can I give you

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a piece of advice?

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- Yeah, I mean, that's what you're...

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- That is the arrangement.
- That's why we're here.

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- You're both clearly in a lot of pain.

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Your frustrations with your
own lives, your careers,

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your frustrations with each other.

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And though these issues may seem trivial,

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they need to be addressed.

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Because, oddly, they may be the gateway

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to processing your grief.

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What I'm looking for is a
way to address these things

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without the two of you
getting into the same fight

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over and over again.

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Okay.

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Well, time's up.

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And um, I'm moving to Canada.

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- I mean.

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- I mean.

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- Can we thank your godmother for coming?

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Say thank you.

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- Yeah, that's close.
- That's what we're gonna get.

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- That was close.
- That's what we're gonna get.

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- Happy birthday, Theo.
- Go play with your friends.

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- Cute.

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- How are you doin'?

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<i>'</i> Yep, I'm good.

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- On a scale of one to Snoop Lion,

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how high are you right now?

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- Um.

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Like 100.

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- Very good.

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Well, even in that state,

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I'm very happy that you could be here.

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- Only in this state could I be here.

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I'm sorry.

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No, I'm so happy to be here.

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- Yeah, she wanted a music party.

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It's for the children.

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You know, so the children
could play music.

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- It's really nice.

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- Yeah, no, it's great.

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It's good for them to express themselves.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, no, he's

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my best friend.

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- You guys seem really connected.

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- You know, but if the whole thing

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becomes a little much for you,

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why don't we come up with a safe word.

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- Okay.

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Cup of noodles.

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- Is that a request

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or is that the...
- Oh, computer planet.

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- How about something
less like a creepy robot?

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Just use, like a word...
- Okay.

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- That would make sense...
- Like a human word.

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- At a Party-
- Okay-

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- Like pizza.

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- Pizza.
- Pizza.

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- And this is our daughter Isis.

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- Yeah.

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- What, I'm sorry?

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- Yeah, we get it.
- Yeah, it's, um.

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Before the...
- She was named

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after the Egyptian goddess of magic.

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It was before the...
- Yeah, before the cell

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of the international jihadi terror thing.

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- But I didn't hear you guys
wrong, her name is Isis?

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- Yeah, Isis Ellen Greenburg.

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- Isis Ellen Greenburg.

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- Isn't that beautiful?

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- First Jew in Isis.

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- There's absolutely no way
that I am having another baby.

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Meanwhile, Candice is
on baby number three.

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- I know, look at her.

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- She loves motherhood so much,
she should fuckin' marry it.

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- Congratulations on your TV show.

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- Thank you.

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I'm pretty psyched about it.

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I wasn't really looking to run a show,

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and it just kind of happened.

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And it's really cool.
- Yeah.

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- You hungry?

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Do you want the milks?

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Yeah?
- The milks?

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- You want the milks?

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Oh yeah, you do, look
at you reachin' for it.

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- Okay.

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- This guy is just dry as a desert today.

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- Oh my god.

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- It's just nice getting
paid doing something you love

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for a living, you know?

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It's great.
- Uh-huh.

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- I just saw Ben.

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- Yeah?
- Yeah.

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You guys are so cute.
- Thanks.

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- When are you guys gonna
make one of these things?

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- What was the word?

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I forgot the word.

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- Pizza.
- Pizza, pizza.

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- Yeah.
- Pizza?

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- We heard the pizza guy just came.

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- Oh, okay.
- So we're just gonna go

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grab the pizza.
- Okay, cool.

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- Okay.
- All right.

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- Come on.

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- It was so crazy.

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She just took her boob out.

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Right there.

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It's fucked up.

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'Cause I'm not supposed to
think about your friends' boobs.

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But now everyone's got kids
and they're breastfeeding.

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It's like...
- It's so culty.

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- Hello, how you doing?

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I'm Anna's friend's boob.

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Nice to meet ya.

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You Okay?

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'Cause I really didn't
see much of her boob.

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- Okay, I know.

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- If that's why I'm making you upset.

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I mean, it was big, but it was not,

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you know, it had clearly been

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ravaged.

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I knew we shouldn't have come.

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- I know.

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Like, I have to come to these things.

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Like, what am I gonna do?

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She's my best friend.

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Like, I can't just not come

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to my godson's first
birthday party 'cause I...

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I just, it always makes me think.

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Like, were we crazy?

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'Cause look at us.

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- What's that supposed to mean?

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What, I mean, we have
shitty jobs to pay the rent.

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Because that's what you
do when you're an adult.

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And it's shitty.

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- I had a book deal.

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- I know.

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- I was the star of my class.

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And Candice was a shit writer in college.

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- Don't compare yourself...
- I mean, she was

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a fucking joke.

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- Well, now Candice with
the boobs is a show runner.

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She's being paid to do
something she loves.

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That's more than you
could say about me or you.

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- You were an artist.

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- Well, art...
- You know, you...

00:10:22.847 --> 00:10:24.399
- Anna.

00:10:24.400 --> 00:10:25.240
- Like, you...
- You know...

00:10:25.241 --> 00:10:26.207
- Had dreams, too.
- What I've come to realize?

00:10:26.208 --> 00:10:28.039
Art is bullshit.

00:10:28.040 --> 00:10:30.799
That's what I've, that's my big takeaway.

00:10:30.800 --> 00:10:32.450
Can I have a lighter, please?
- Art is bullshit?

00:10:32.451 --> 00:10:34.119
- Art is bullshit.

00:10:34.120 --> 00:10:36.930
- Wow, that's a choice philosophy.

00:10:38.280 --> 00:10:39.770
You know who else
thought art was bullshit?

00:10:39.760 --> 00:10:41.044
Hitler.
- Why does it always have to

00:10:41.045 --> 00:10:42.563
come back to the Holocaust?
- Because we should never forget.

00:10:42.564 --> 00:10:43.480
- We will never, trust me,

00:10:43.481 --> 00:10:44.684
we will never forget.
- No, we will never forget.

00:10:44.685 --> 00:10:45.520
- No, we won't.
- Because I bring it up

00:10:45.521 --> 00:10:46.362
to remind us.

00:10:46.363 --> 00:10:47.566
- All the time.

00:10:57.160 --> 00:10:58.002
- Really?

00:10:58.003 --> 00:10:59.559
One second.

00:10:59.560 --> 00:11:03.039
Should we open a window or something?

00:11:03.040 --> 00:11:05.247
- No, it's fine, they know.

00:11:06.160 --> 00:11:09.285
They actually have a lot
of good instruments here.

00:11:09.286 --> 00:11:11.122
- I can't find a bass, though.

00:11:11.123 --> 00:11:14.042
- Well, yeah, no kid wants
to grow up to play bass.

00:11:14.043 --> 00:11:15.371
They just end up playing bass.

00:11:15.372 --> 00:11:16.479
- Why?

00:11:16.480 --> 00:11:18.799
- Because it's like.

00:11:18.800 --> 00:11:20.239
- I play bass.

00:11:20.240 --> 00:11:22.321
- Look at this cool little kid guitar.

00:11:22.322 --> 00:11:25.403
That sounds pretty good.

00:11:25.404 --> 00:11:27.919
- One, two, three, four.

00:11:27.920 --> 00:11:30.359
- Did she just count us in?
- Mm-hmm.

00:11:30.360 --> 00:11:31.327
- Who is that?

00:11:31.328 --> 00:11:32.959
- I don't know.

00:11:32.960 --> 00:11:34.799
I think it's Isis.

00:11:34.800 --> 00:11:35.642
- What is it?

00:11:35.643 --> 00:11:37.919
- Her name is Isis.

00:11:37.920 --> 00:11:38.887
- Oh.

00:11:38.888 --> 00:11:40.405
- She's a real firecracker.

00:11:42.800 --> 00:11:44.039
- Hmm.

00:11:44.040 --> 00:11:45.039
Okay.

00:11:45.040 --> 00:11:47.119
♫ You and I

00:11:47.120 --> 00:11:49.239
♫ I, I, I, I, I

00:11:49.240 --> 00:11:50.080
- I like that.

00:11:50.081 --> 00:11:50.920
- Yeah?

00:11:50.921 --> 00:11:51.921
- Okay.

00:11:52.640 --> 00:11:54.759
♫ We can fight

00:11:54.760 --> 00:11:58.439
<i>♫ Fight, fight, fight, fight</i>

00:11:58.440 --> 00:11:59.679
- Hey, I think you
got your first groupie.

00:11:59.680 --> 00:12:00.522
- Yeah.

00:12:00.523 --> 00:12:02.679
♫ Try, we must

00:12:02.680 --> 00:12:04.250
♫ Try, try, try, try, try

00:12:04.251 --> 00:12:07.079
♫ To find the light

00:12:07.080 --> 00:12:08.439
♫ Light, light, light

00:12:08.440 --> 00:12:09.440
Now bridge.

00:12:10.280 --> 00:12:11.280
- Okay.

00:12:12.720 --> 00:12:15.451
♫ Find the fight

00:12:16.760 --> 00:12:19.959
♫ Day and night

00:12:19.960 --> 00:12:21.959
♫ We find the fight

00:12:24.840 --> 00:12:27.279
Oh shit, I gotta get tambo on it.

00:12:27.280 --> 00:12:29.759
- And you gotta stop cursing
in front of the kids.

00:12:35.200 --> 00:12:36.559
Nice.

00:12:36.560 --> 00:12:38.199
Really good job.

00:12:38.200 --> 00:12:40.123
Really good job.
- You, too, up high.

00:12:40.124 --> 00:12:41.639
- Really good job.

00:13:06.360 --> 00:13:07.559
Ben-

00:13:07.560 --> 00:13:08.560
- Hmm?

00:13:14.680 --> 00:13:15.806
- Where, um...

00:13:20.200 --> 00:13:23.090
Where do you think we go from here?

00:13:28.840 --> 00:13:30.046
- I don't know.

00:13:34.160 --> 00:13:36.839
- I think I thought that

00:13:36.840 --> 00:13:39.320
having a kid would just, like,

00:13:41.520 --> 00:13:42.726
fix everything.

00:13:50.640 --> 00:13:53.530
Like, I just wanna create something

00:13:54.840 --> 00:13:57.999
with some kind of meaning, you know.

00:13:58.000 --> 00:14:00.571
Like, I just wanna find fucking

00:14:03.680 --> 00:14:05.409
meaning in something.

00:14:07.520 --> 00:14:08.520
- Well,

00:14:12.480 --> 00:14:15.639
I don't know what to tell you.

00:14:15.640 --> 00:14:18.959
It feels like we're both just stuck.

00:14:18.960 --> 00:14:22.839
And that leads to anger, and
then that leads to fighting.

00:14:22.840 --> 00:14:24.046
- Yeah, I know.

00:14:25.840 --> 00:14:26.840
I know.

00:14:27.600 --> 00:14:29.199
And then we just fight.

00:14:29.200 --> 00:14:31.771
- We fight so much.
- All the fuckin' time.

00:14:31.772 --> 00:14:33.285
It's such a bummer.

00:14:35.160 --> 00:14:37.367
- Yesterday was good.

00:14:40.120 --> 00:14:41.326
- It was, yeah.

00:14:43.760 --> 00:14:46.319
I felt kind of bad that we, um...

00:14:46.320 --> 00:14:47.651
- Stole that kid's thunder.
- We hijacked

00:14:47.652 --> 00:14:49.279
that kid's party.

00:14:49.280 --> 00:14:53.046
- Yeah, that will fuck
him up for a long time.

00:14:54.440 --> 00:14:55.771
But at least we weren't fighting.

00:14:59.760 --> 00:15:02.399
- It was fun singing there though.

00:15:09.200 --> 00:15:12.841
What if we turned all
our fights into songs?

00:15:17.160 --> 00:15:18.160
- Okay.

00:15:21.840 --> 00:15:23.285
- No, I'm serious.

00:15:27.560 --> 00:15:29.119
Let's start a band.

00:15:33.923 --> 00:15:35.570
<i>fl</i> Hey, hey, hey, hey

00:15:37.400 --> 00:15:39.209
- There's so many
yarmulkes from our wedding.

00:15:39.210 --> 00:15:40.479
- I know.

00:15:40.480 --> 00:15:43.079
- Did anyone even wear a yarmulke?

00:15:43.080 --> 00:15:44.125
- Everyone wore a yarmulke.

00:15:44.126 --> 00:15:44.962
- We have so many left over.

00:15:44.963 --> 00:15:46.359
What is this?

00:15:46.360 --> 00:15:48.408
- Oh, that's my Armageddon suitcase.

00:15:48.409 --> 00:15:49.639
Oh yeah, big time.

00:15:49.640 --> 00:15:50.562
There's a lot in there.

00:15:50.563 --> 00:15:52.767
There's a couple bottles of Xanax.

00:15:52.768 --> 00:15:54.839
There's $1,000 hard cash.

00:15:54.840 --> 00:15:58.359
And then, yeah, Bed Bath
&amp; Beyond coupons for days.

00:15:58.360 --> 00:15:59.361
- I love that in your mind,

00:15:59.362 --> 00:16:02.330
the zombie apocalypse still
focuses around Bed Bath.

00:16:02.331 --> 00:16:04.519
- Yeah, that's the epicenter.

00:16:04.520 --> 00:16:06.963
- And we're gonna need to get 20% off.

00:16:06.964 --> 00:16:08.722
- No, but, oh my god, you're so literal.

00:16:08.723 --> 00:16:10.370
You're not using them as coupons.

00:16:10.371 --> 00:16:12.879
You're using them as currency.

00:16:12.880 --> 00:16:14.599
You know, to barter.

00:16:14.600 --> 00:16:15.839
You trade for weapons,

00:16:15.840 --> 00:16:16.682
Brita filters.
- Yeah, I was being

00:16:16.683 --> 00:16:18.439
really literal.
- Body pillows, whatever.

00:16:18.440 --> 00:16:19.521
Whatever you need.
- It's my fault.

00:16:19.522 --> 00:16:21.362
Hey, hey, hey, hey, look what I found.

00:16:21.363 --> 00:16:22.359
<i>'</i> Oh!

00:16:22.360 --> 00:16:23.360
Oh my god.

00:16:24.200 --> 00:16:25.200
Oh my god.

00:16:26.640 --> 00:16:30.201
- I have not played
this since high school.

00:16:34.760 --> 00:16:35.799
- She pretty.

00:16:35.800 --> 00:16:37.959
- Yeah, she fine.

00:16:37.960 --> 00:16:38.999
Check her out.

00:16:39.000 --> 00:16:40.000
- Whoa.

00:16:47.640 --> 00:16:49.449
I don't want you to hurt your neck.

00:16:49.450 --> 00:16:51.799
- Sounds great, neighbor.

00:16:51.800 --> 00:16:53.479
- Hey Dave.
- Hi Dave.

00:16:53.480 --> 00:16:55.003
- Is that John Mayer over there?

00:16:55.004 --> 00:16:56.239
- Aw, heck no.
- No.

00:16:56.240 --> 00:16:57.603
I just found my old guitar

00:16:57.604 --> 00:16:58.681
from high school.
- Yeah.

00:16:58.682 --> 00:16:59.681
- Are you John Mayer?

00:16:59.682 --> 00:17:01.245
- Right, yeah.

00:17:01.246 --> 00:17:04.125
Second time's a charm.
- Second time, yeah.

00:17:04.126 --> 00:17:05.406
- What are you doing?

00:17:05.407 --> 00:17:07.959
- We're cleanin' out the garage

00:17:07.960 --> 00:17:09.246
to make it a rehearsal space.

00:17:09.247 --> 00:17:10.959
We're starting a band.

00:17:10.960 --> 00:17:11.800
- For a band?

00:17:11.801 --> 00:17:12.801
- Yeah.

00:17:12.802 --> 00:17:15.199
- I used to play drums in high school.

00:17:15.200 --> 00:17:16.040
- Cool.
- Yeah.

00:17:16.041 --> 00:17:16.882
- Really?

00:17:16.883 --> 00:17:17.924
- I was in a band myself.

00:17:17.925 --> 00:17:19.159
- Oh yeah, what was it called?

00:17:19.160 --> 00:17:20.286
- The band was called Myself.

00:17:20.287 --> 00:17:23.599
It was a sort of solo percussive group.

00:17:23.600 --> 00:17:26.359
You know, djembe and the rumba.

00:17:26.360 --> 00:17:28.169
Conga, bongo, timbale.

00:17:29.360 --> 00:17:31.479
You know, just like, yeah.

00:17:31.480 --> 00:17:33.285
- And you played all of those yourself?

00:17:33.286 --> 00:17:35.119
- I played all of them myself.

00:17:35.120 --> 00:17:36.042
- Wow.
- Yeah.

00:17:36.043 --> 00:17:39.719
The Big Fork Daily called
it really, very weird.

00:17:39.720 --> 00:17:40.759
- Oh.
- Wow.

00:17:40.760 --> 00:17:41.600
- That's great.

00:17:41.601 --> 00:17:42.442
- Yeah, well...
- Congrats, man.

00:17:42.443 --> 00:17:45.887
That sounds great.
- Yeah, congratulations.

00:17:51.600 --> 00:17:52.839
- Okay.

00:17:52.840 --> 00:17:54.399
- Cool, Dave.

00:17:54.400 --> 00:17:55.559
We'll see ya.
- Yeah.

00:17:55.560 --> 00:17:56.891
- See ya around the neighbs.
- Thanks, Dave.

00:17:56.892 --> 00:17:59.679
- I'll see you very soon.

00:17:59.680 --> 00:18:00.963
Okay, so, we have to move.

00:18:00.964 --> 00:18:02.246
- You can't, I know.

00:18:02.247 --> 00:18:04.239
- We have to move.

00:18:04.240 --> 00:18:07.159
'Cause of that interaction alone.

00:18:07.160 --> 00:18:09.399
- Oh, he's 100% gonna murder us.

00:18:11.200 --> 00:18:12.042
- Hey Rob.

00:18:12.043 --> 00:18:13.963
All right, so here it
is, here's the lowdown.

00:18:13.964 --> 00:18:17.359
She was good from far, but far from good.

00:18:17.360 --> 00:18:18.839
YES.

00:18:18.840 --> 00:18:19.887
She's a little curvy for my taste,

00:18:19.888 --> 00:18:21.803
but she still fucked like a champ.

00:18:21.804 --> 00:18:24.319
- The only, yeah, the only,

00:18:24.320 --> 00:18:25.162
no, I definitely could have

00:18:25.163 --> 00:18:27.524
used some Instagram filters
in-between the sheets.

00:18:27.525 --> 00:18:29.202
That's such a good idea, though.

00:18:29.203 --> 00:18:32.119
Restaurants with the lighting
as Instagram filters.

00:18:32.120 --> 00:18:33.121
So you can just say like,

00:18:33.122 --> 00:18:35.324
oh, I'll meet you at Valencia at eight,

00:18:35.325 --> 00:18:37.641
and then we'll have drinks
afterwards at Hudson.

00:18:37.642 --> 00:18:41.439
Well, yeah, that may be a
little saturated, but.

00:19:16.320 --> 00:19:17.160
- HEY-

00:19:17.161 --> 00:19:18.161
- Hi.

00:19:19.520 --> 00:19:20.931
- Were you gonna?

00:19:22.000 --> 00:19:22.840
- Was I gonna what?

00:19:22.841 --> 00:19:24.001
- I thought, because
you were standing there,

00:19:24.002 --> 00:19:26.199
you were gonna open the-

00:19:26.200 --> 00:19:27.042
- Oh, get the door?

00:19:27.043 --> 00:19:29.850
Oh no, I'm sorry, I don't do that.

00:19:31.480 --> 00:19:33.799
- Would have been a nice gesture.

00:19:51.720 --> 00:19:53.609
- How long have
you been an Uber driver?

00:19:53.610 --> 00:19:54.679
- Like a year.

00:19:54.680 --> 00:19:56.639
- Oh, that's crazy.

00:19:56.640 --> 00:19:57.482
That's crazy.

00:19:57.483 --> 00:19:59.289
- Mm-hmm, yeah.
- Yeah.

00:20:00.280 --> 00:20:01.202
What'd you do before that?

00:20:01.203 --> 00:20:03.521
Before you were an Uber
driver, what'd you do?

00:20:03.522 --> 00:20:05.039
- I was a writer.

00:20:05.040 --> 00:20:06.040
- Oh, crazy.

00:20:07.480 --> 00:20:08.759
I'm single.

00:20:08.760 --> 00:20:09.807
' Hmm?

00:20:10.680 --> 00:20:12.279
- I'm single.

00:20:12.280 --> 00:20:13.520
- That's crazy.

00:20:20.040 --> 00:20:20.880
- Hi.

00:20:20.881 --> 00:20:21.881
- HEY-

00:20:23.960 --> 00:20:25.439
How was work?

00:20:25.440 --> 00:20:26.407
- It was good.

00:20:26.408 --> 00:20:28.482
Somebody left their iPad in the back seat.

00:20:28.483 --> 00:20:29.559
- Score.

00:20:29.560 --> 00:20:31.439
You gonna return it?

00:20:31.440 --> 00:20:33.681
- Well, I couldn't really get in it.

00:20:33.682 --> 00:20:35.205
It's password protected.

00:20:35.206 --> 00:20:36.565
But I don't know.

00:20:38.280 --> 00:20:40.089
I was thinking maybe you could keep it,

00:20:40.090 --> 00:20:43.959
walk around with it and make
it look like you have a job.

00:20:43.960 --> 00:20:45.769
Oh my god, this fuckin' drip.

00:20:45.770 --> 00:20:47.639
- I have a job.

00:20:47.640 --> 00:20:48.959
- Yeah, no, I know.

00:20:48.960 --> 00:20:51.519
I just meant one where, you know,

00:20:51.520 --> 00:20:53.043
you might have to wear pants.

00:20:53.044 --> 00:20:54.323
- Fair enough.

00:20:54.324 --> 00:20:56.084
- Hey, did you finish your logo?

00:20:56.085 --> 00:20:58.159
- Yeah, all done.

00:20:58.160 --> 00:20:59.160
- Really?

00:21:00.720 --> 00:21:04.281
- And I was thinking,
maybe to celebrate...

00:21:05.440 --> 00:21:07.599
- Oh, do you wanna?

00:21:07.600 --> 00:21:08.719
- Fuck? No.

00:21:08.720 --> 00:21:10.210
No, I was thinking maybe
we could order Papa Johns,

00:21:10.211 --> 00:21:12.567
maybe jam out Jem and the Holograms style.

00:21:12.568 --> 00:21:13.839
- Oh okay, yeah.

00:21:13.840 --> 00:21:14.682
Oh yeah.

00:21:14.683 --> 00:21:16.559
I just, I wasn't really
in the mood to fuck.

00:21:16.560 --> 00:21:17.525
Yeah.
- The sensation I get from sex

00:21:17.526 --> 00:21:18.885
and the sensation I get from eating pizza,

00:21:18.886 --> 00:21:21.959
it's like, interchangeable
for me at this point.

00:21:21.960 --> 00:21:22.960
- WOW, okay'

00:21:26.080 --> 00:21:27.445
Okay, let's just,

00:21:28.400 --> 00:21:30.241
can we just take the
pressure off a little bit?

00:21:30.242 --> 00:21:31.080
- Can I have some ranch?

00:21:31.081 --> 00:21:32.081
- Okay.

00:21:35.640 --> 00:21:37.205
- Yeah, there we go.
- Oh ho-ho-ho.

00:21:37.206 --> 00:21:38.439
That's a sweet bite.

00:21:38.440 --> 00:21:39.407
- That's the Tom Petty bite.

00:21:39.408 --> 00:21:40.439
- Yeah.

00:21:40.440 --> 00:21:41.440
Okay.

00:21:42.360 --> 00:21:44.089
I was gonna say, what if
we take the pressure off

00:21:44.090 --> 00:21:46.879
of not having to write a fight song,

00:21:46.880 --> 00:21:48.879
and just do like, whatever.

00:21:48.880 --> 00:21:50.166
- Okay.
- Whatever comes to mind.

00:21:50.167 --> 00:21:52.763
- Let's start with just like two chords.

00:21:52.764 --> 00:21:54.245
- Okay.
- Just playing two chords

00:21:54.246 --> 00:21:55.683
back and forth.
- Okay, okay.

00:21:55.684 --> 00:21:57.362
- And then you can kind of...

00:21:57.363 --> 00:21:58.839
- Oh wow, you've really done it.

00:21:58.840 --> 00:21:59.727
- Figure out the melody.
- Yeah.

00:21:59.728 --> 00:22:02.199
- Okay?
- Okay, all right.

00:22:02.200 --> 00:22:03.200
- You sure?

00:22:04.880 --> 00:22:07.004
I like that.

00:22:07.005 --> 00:22:08.604
Kind of like some doo-wop action.

00:22:08.605 --> 00:22:09.879
- Okay, doo-woppy-

00:22:14.200 --> 00:22:16.079
♫ Do-do do do

00:22:16.080 --> 00:22:19.039
♫ Do-do do-do do do

00:22:19.040 --> 00:22:21.168
♫ Do do do-do
- I like that rhythm.

00:22:21.169 --> 00:22:24.359
♫ Do-do do-do do do

00:22:24.360 --> 00:22:27.319
♫ Night's creepin' in

00:22:27.320 --> 00:22:30.359
♫ I'm feelin' low

00:22:30.360 --> 00:22:32.319
♫ Do-do do do

00:22:32.320 --> 00:22:33.839
♫ Do-do do-do

00:22:33.840 --> 00:22:35.479
Okay.

00:22:35.480 --> 00:22:37.639
♫ No money, no friends

00:22:37.640 --> 00:22:41.239
♫ Got nowhere to go

00:22:41.240 --> 00:22:42.924
- So, we've done two bars.

00:22:42.925 --> 00:22:44.684
- Yeah, we're in deep.

00:22:46.160 --> 00:22:49.119
♫ A rumble in my belly

00:22:49.120 --> 00:22:51.839
♫ My throat is parched

00:22:51.840 --> 00:22:52.840
- Parched.

00:22:55.160 --> 00:22:56.399
Okay, okay, I'm gonna get it.

00:22:56.400 --> 00:22:57.287
Yeah, I got one.

00:22:57.288 --> 00:22:59.719
♫ I'm searchin' for the light

00:22:59.720 --> 00:23:02.849
♫ In the endless dark

00:23:04.440 --> 00:23:05.846
- I think we have to change it.

00:23:05.847 --> 00:23:06.959
- Is it feeling repetitive?

00:23:06.960 --> 00:23:07.800
- A little bit.
- Okay.

00:23:07.801 --> 00:23:08.640
- We're only two songs into it,

00:23:08.641 --> 00:23:09.480
but it's repetitive.
- Let's do it.

00:23:09.481 --> 00:23:10.447
Let's do like a...
- So, I would go to this.

00:23:10.448 --> 00:23:12.966
Ah, I found it.

00:23:12.967 --> 00:23:14.639
♫ Do-do do

00:23:14.640 --> 00:23:18.239
♫ Do-do do-do do

00:23:18.240 --> 00:23:19.082
All right?

00:23:19.083 --> 00:23:21.439
♫ Do-do do
♫ Crashes

00:23:21.440 --> 00:23:23.759
♫ Of green and red

00:23:23.760 --> 00:23:24.647
- Oh.

00:23:24.648 --> 00:23:26.279
<i>Fl</i> An 18 inch

00:23:26.280 --> 00:23:29.959
♫ That's where I can rest my head

00:23:29.960 --> 00:23:32.799
♫ You're my sunrise slice

00:23:32.800 --> 00:23:34.959
♫ To welcome the dawn

00:23:34.960 --> 00:23:35.802
Oh yeah.

00:23:35.803 --> 00:23:38.599
♫ You're my sunrise slice

00:23:38.600 --> 00:23:41.729
♫ To welcome the dawn

00:23:43.400 --> 00:23:46.239
♫ My papa

00:23:46.240 --> 00:23:49.119
♫ My Papa John

00:23:49.120 --> 00:23:51.879
♫ My papa

00:23:51.880 --> 00:23:54.119
♫ My Papa John

00:23:54.120 --> 00:23:54.928
- Bring it home.

00:23:54.929 --> 00:23:57.519
♫ My papa

00:23:57.520 --> 00:24:00.091
♫ My Papa John

00:24:04.280 --> 00:24:05.122
- Wow.

00:24:05.123 --> 00:24:06.199
- Whoa.

00:24:06.200 --> 00:24:07.167
- That was really nice.

00:24:09.040 --> 00:24:11.008
- Oh my god, that was so cool.

00:24:11.009 --> 00:24:13.239
I feel like it was almost like,

00:24:13.240 --> 00:24:14.571
almost like a...
- Simon and Garfunkel?

00:24:14.572 --> 00:24:17.404
- Almost like a solo
Simon, too, I was feeling.

00:24:17.405 --> 00:24:18.479
- Yeah, totally.

00:24:18.480 --> 00:24:20.239
- Like "The Rhythm of
the Saints", like.

00:24:20.240 --> 00:24:21.080
- Uh-huh.

00:24:21.081 --> 00:24:22.364
And this is working great for me.

00:24:22.365 --> 00:24:23.325
I am so shocked

00:24:23.326 --> 00:24:25.163
that the guy from Blues
Traveler never did this.

00:24:28.800 --> 00:24:29.642
How fun is this?

00:24:29.643 --> 00:24:31.639
- This is so fun.

00:24:31.640 --> 00:24:34.359
Okay, let's make a list

00:24:34.360 --> 00:24:37.045
of our top 10 fights of all-time.

00:24:38.080 --> 00:24:39.206
- Of all-time?

00:24:40.320 --> 00:24:42.159
- Why, does that,

00:24:42.160 --> 00:24:43.080
that's not good?

00:24:43.081 --> 00:24:44.045
TOP 12?

00:24:44.046 --> 00:24:44.848
"TOP 12?

00:24:44.849 --> 00:24:45.921
That's only two more.

00:24:45.922 --> 00:24:47.283
- I don't know.
- I don't know.

00:24:47.284 --> 00:24:49.089
Let's start with, we'll start with 12.

00:24:49.090 --> 00:24:51.999
- Top 12 fights, all-time.

00:24:52.000 --> 00:24:53.000
Okay.

00:24:55.240 --> 00:24:56.999
Dishes is big, obviously.
- That is big.

00:24:57.000 --> 00:24:57.842
- That's a big one.

00:24:57.843 --> 00:25:00.319
- You seem to have a general,

00:25:00.320 --> 00:25:02.561
a problem with my grooming.

00:25:03.840 --> 00:25:04.682
- Yeah.

00:25:04.683 --> 00:25:06.279
For sure, that's spot-on.
- An issue.

00:25:06.280 --> 00:25:07.120
- Yeah.

00:25:07.121 --> 00:25:08.690
But I feel like grooming and
dishes can kind of go together.

00:25:08.680 --> 00:25:09.567
- Okay.
- So maybe we just,

00:25:09.568 --> 00:25:10.799
like a cleanliness thing.

00:25:10.800 --> 00:25:11.839
- Okay.

00:25:11.840 --> 00:25:13.479
Um.

00:25:13.480 --> 00:25:15.959
I don't wanna point any fingers here,

00:25:15.960 --> 00:25:18.239
but I think you can be
a little judgemental.

00:25:18.240 --> 00:25:19.127
- Okay, okay-

00:25:19.128 --> 00:25:21.239
Sure, I can see that.

00:25:21.240 --> 00:25:22.321
I will see your judgemental,

00:25:22.322 --> 00:25:25.319
and I will raise you a you being lazy.

00:25:25.320 --> 00:25:26.287
- Okay, you're uptight-

00:25:26.288 --> 00:25:27.519
- You're distracted.

00:25:27.520 --> 00:25:29.399
- Sure, yeah, you know.

00:25:29.400 --> 00:25:30.719
Um.

00:25:30.720 --> 00:25:33.371
You have emotions coming out of your ass.

00:25:33.372 --> 00:25:36.039
- You have no emotions.

00:25:36.040 --> 00:25:37.319
Ever.

00:25:37.320 --> 00:25:38.810
- Okay, you're obsessed
with the way you look.

00:25:38.800 --> 00:25:39.801
- Right.
- You're constantly asking me

00:25:39.802 --> 00:25:41.279
how you look, it's super annoying.

00:25:41.280 --> 00:25:43.246
- Right, well, a lot of
that has to do with the fact

00:25:43.247 --> 00:25:45.047
that you just like never
give me a compliment.

00:25:45.048 --> 00:25:46.199
- I give you compliments all the time.

00:25:46.200 --> 00:25:47.326
- Whenever you give me a compliment,

00:25:47.327 --> 00:25:48.922
it's only when I ask for a compliment.

00:25:48.923 --> 00:25:51.885
And even then, it's like, you
do that thing where it's like,

00:25:51.886 --> 00:25:53.365
something happens where you go away

00:25:53.366 --> 00:25:55.442
for like 30 to 45 seconds,
and then you come back,

00:25:55.443 --> 00:25:57.044
and you're like, oh,

00:25:58.640 --> 00:25:59.959
uh, you look good.

00:25:59.960 --> 00:26:01.642
- That's a compliment.
- Hey, where's my sneakers.

00:26:01.643 --> 00:26:02.607
- That's a compliment.

00:26:02.608 --> 00:26:04.125
And have you seen those sneakers?

00:26:04.126 --> 00:26:06.168
No, you didn't even look.

00:26:07.680 --> 00:26:10.283
You know what, if we're living
in this post-feminist society

00:26:10.284 --> 00:26:12.009
where I have to do the dishes

00:26:12.010 --> 00:26:15.479
and you don't have to blow me, like ever,

00:26:15.480 --> 00:26:16.965
I would say it's probably pretty fair

00:26:16.966 --> 00:26:19.042
that you would start
giving me more compliments.

00:26:19.043 --> 00:26:21.119
- Oh wow, okay.

00:26:21.120 --> 00:26:22.439
- I'm serious.
- Sure, yeah.

00:26:22.440 --> 00:26:23.441
- I would love to feel complimented.

00:26:23.442 --> 00:26:25.601
- Okay, you're a regular Gloria Steinem.

00:26:25.602 --> 00:26:27.085
- I am, I'm Gary Steinem.

00:26:27.086 --> 00:26:29.039
I'm fighting the fight for man's rights.

00:26:29.040 --> 00:26:30.039
- Very good.

00:26:30.040 --> 00:26:30.882
- Oh.

00:26:36.440 --> 00:26:38.239
That is a drum roll.

00:26:38.240 --> 00:26:39.046
- Who cares?

00:26:39.047 --> 00:26:39.882
Fine.

00:26:45.560 --> 00:26:46.759
- Shit.

00:26:46.760 --> 00:26:48.079
- Yeah.

00:26:48.080 --> 00:26:50.599
- You know what we need?

00:26:50.600 --> 00:26:51.600
- A drummer.

00:26:53.360 --> 00:26:54.962
- I don't know if he's home.

00:26:54.963 --> 00:26:56.450
- I'm sure he's just tending to women

00:26:56.451 --> 00:26:58.239
he keeps in his basement.

00:26:58.240 --> 00:26:59.967
- You don't think he
keeps 'em in the walls?

00:26:59.968 --> 00:27:00.802
- No, it's definitely more

00:27:00.803 --> 00:27:03.279
of a lotion in the basket vibe to me.

00:27:03.280 --> 00:27:04.167
- See, I think it...

00:27:04.168 --> 00:27:05.319
- Hi.
- Hey.

00:27:05.320 --> 00:27:06.843
- Hey.
- Hey neighbors.

00:27:06.844 --> 00:27:08.079
What are you doing?

00:27:08.080 --> 00:27:09.080
- Um.

00:27:10.000 --> 00:27:11.204
If it's a bad time, we can come back.

00:27:11.205 --> 00:27:12.120
- Yeah.
- What?

00:27:12.121 --> 00:27:13.563
No, don't be a couple of billy goats.

00:27:13.564 --> 00:27:14.564
Come on in.

00:27:15.520 --> 00:27:16.759
- Okay.

00:27:16.760 --> 00:27:19.159
- Don't wanna be a billy goat.

00:27:19.160 --> 00:27:20.279
- Have a seat.

00:27:20.280 --> 00:27:21.088
- Wow, it's...

00:27:21.089 --> 00:27:22.363
- You can sit on the left,

00:27:22.364 --> 00:27:24.479
and then you can sit on the right.

00:27:24.480 --> 00:27:25.604
- Okay.
- That's very specific.

00:27:25.605 --> 00:27:26.567
- Yeah.
- Okay.

00:27:26.568 --> 00:27:28.924
- It's very cozy in here.
- Mm-hmm.

00:27:28.925 --> 00:27:31.161
- Such an honor to have you in my home.

00:27:31.162 --> 00:27:35.245
- Yeah, it's nice to be
here.

00:27:36.400 --> 00:27:37.242
- Do you want anything?

00:27:37.243 --> 00:27:38.999
Do you want some cocoa?

00:27:39.000 --> 00:27:40.239
- I'm okay.
- I would take a cocoa.

00:27:40.240 --> 00:27:41.162
- Okay.
- Sure.

00:27:41.163 --> 00:27:43.279
- Cassandra Diabla, cocoas, please.

00:27:43.280 --> 00:27:44.247
We have guests.

00:27:44.248 --> 00:27:48.159
- I don't know who she is.
- Extra cocoas.

00:27:48.160 --> 00:27:49.160
- Hi.

00:27:49.920 --> 00:27:52.161
- This is my best
friend, Cassandra Diabla.

00:27:52.162 --> 00:27:53.959
- It's nice to meet you.

00:27:53.960 --> 00:27:56.247
- Hi.
- Hi, Cassandra Diabla?

00:27:57.640 --> 00:27:58.721
- Tonight's cocoa night.

00:27:58.722 --> 00:28:01.199
Careful, it's a little ouchie.

00:28:01.200 --> 00:28:03.519
How can I be of service
to the both of you?

00:28:03.520 --> 00:28:04.759
I mean, is there something you want?

00:28:04.760 --> 00:28:05.799
- David.

00:28:05.800 --> 00:28:07.079
We're out of cocoa.

00:28:07.080 --> 00:28:08.519
- What?
- Yeah.

00:28:08.520 --> 00:28:09.559
- We're out of cocoa.

00:28:09.560 --> 00:28:10.527
- Totally out.

00:28:10.528 --> 00:28:12.439
- There's none left?
- There's no more.

00:28:12.440 --> 00:28:13.282
- You're kidding me.

00:28:13.283 --> 00:28:15.799
You have mine, I insist.

00:28:15.800 --> 00:28:18.479
Otherwise Cocoa Tuesdays will
have to be No Cocoa Tuesdays.

00:28:18.480 --> 00:28:19.322
You know what I mean?

00:28:19.323 --> 00:28:20.639
- 1 do.

00:28:20.640 --> 00:28:21.766
- This is my best friend.

00:28:21.767 --> 00:28:23.808
- Hi, Crystal Vichycoisse.

00:28:24.760 --> 00:28:25.568
- Hi.

00:28:25.569 --> 00:28:27.083
- Your friends are so nice.

00:28:27.084 --> 00:28:28.406
- Thank you very much.

00:28:28.407 --> 00:28:30.279
- Are you here of your own will?

00:28:30.280 --> 00:28:31.770
- That's a joke, you
don't have to answer that.

00:28:31.760 --> 00:28:32.600
- What was the joke?

00:28:32.601 --> 00:28:34.043
- Mm, no, nothing.
- It was just something rude

00:28:34.044 --> 00:28:34.880
that she said...

00:28:34.881 --> 00:28:35.845
- I didn't...
- Because she got nervous.

00:28:35.846 --> 00:28:37.126
- I was joking.
- And it's just a joke.

00:28:37.127 --> 00:28:39.039
- Am I here on my own free will?

00:28:39.040 --> 00:28:40.530
- Oh, so she looked at
you and she was like,

00:28:40.520 --> 00:28:41.759
are you here on your own free will?

00:28:41.760 --> 00:28:43.410
- That was what she said, I think.

00:28:44.760 --> 00:28:46.319
- You're like a Paula Poundstone.

00:28:46.320 --> 00:28:47.444
- Yeah.
- Yes, very much so.

00:28:47.445 --> 00:28:48.564
- I do get that a lot.
- Very much so.

00:28:48.565 --> 00:28:49.400
- Yeah.

00:28:49.401 --> 00:28:50.970
- We actually met at
a Todd Rundgren event.

00:28:50.971 --> 00:28:53.239
- A Todd Rundgren event.

00:28:53.240 --> 00:28:54.399
- Yes.
- Okay.

00:28:54.400 --> 00:28:57.159
- There was, it was a
record release party.

00:28:57.160 --> 00:28:58.002
I'm kidding.

00:28:58.003 --> 00:28:59.519
Oh.

00:28:59.520 --> 00:29:00.726
- You should have seen your faces.

00:29:00.727 --> 00:29:03.610
- No, we met at a cocoa convention.

00:29:04.600 --> 00:29:07.079
- Yeah, that one
is very clearly a joke.

00:29:07.080 --> 00:29:08.079
We get it.
- Well, is it?

00:29:08.080 --> 00:29:08.920
Is it, though?

00:29:08.921 --> 00:29:10.251
- Yeah, she gets her sense of humor

00:29:10.252 --> 00:29:12.321
from her Great Uncle Avram.
- Yeah.

00:29:12.322 --> 00:29:14.687
- He was a star in the
Yiddish vaudeville circuit.

00:29:14.688 --> 00:29:18.039
- Right, okay.

00:29:18.040 --> 00:29:20.799
- He was a star in the
Yiddish vaudeville circuit.

00:29:20.800 --> 00:29:21.801
<i>- Okay.</i>

00:29:21.802 --> 00:29:22.879
- Yeah.

00:29:22.880 --> 00:29:27.010
- No, he toured the Ukraine
after escaping the pogroms.

00:29:28.720 --> 00:29:30.279
- Uh, okay-

00:29:30.280 --> 00:29:33.559
So, how did you guys actually meet?

00:29:33.560 --> 00:29:35.125
- We met in the program.

00:29:35.126 --> 00:29:36.479
- What program?
- The program?

00:29:36.480 --> 00:29:37.480
- Well,

00:29:38.280 --> 00:29:39.839
SAA.

00:29:39.840 --> 00:29:42.599
We're recovering sex addicts.

00:29:42.600 --> 00:29:43.440
- I think we should...
- Okay.

00:29:43.441 --> 00:29:44.726
- Probably go, because remember, we...

00:29:44.727 --> 00:29:46.243
- And I'm their sponsor.

00:29:46.244 --> 00:29:47.599
And also their best friend.

00:29:47.600 --> 00:29:48.440
And they're my best friends.

00:29:48.441 --> 00:29:49.327
- That's very sweet.

00:29:49.328 --> 00:29:52.039
- I know this is gonna seem crazy.

00:29:52.040 --> 00:29:53.799
We were strippers.

00:29:53.800 --> 00:29:55.562
- What, no.
- You don't say.

00:29:55.563 --> 00:29:57.799
- Yeah, she was, and then she was.

00:29:57.800 --> 00:29:58.642
- Yeah.

00:29:58.643 --> 00:30:00.563
- Also, we love to fuck.

00:30:01.640 --> 00:30:04.371
- Dave, you should join our band.

00:30:05.360 --> 00:30:07.010
- So, Vichycoisse, is that how you say it?

00:30:07.011 --> 00:30:08.559
Vichycoisse?
- Vichycoisse.

00:30:08.560 --> 00:30:09.846
- Vichycoisse.
- That's what she said.

00:30:09.847 --> 00:30:12.127
- Okay, soup is made of blended potatoes

00:30:12.128 --> 00:30:13.565
and a heavy cream.

00:30:14.600 --> 00:30:15.599
- Wow.
- That sounds amazing.

00:30:15.600 --> 00:30:16.565
- Wow.

00:30:16.566 --> 00:30:17.527
- So Weird Dave is in your band?

00:30:17.528 --> 00:30:18.965
- Weird Dave's in the band.

00:30:18.966 --> 00:30:20.959
- Wow.
- Yeah, I know.

00:30:20.960 --> 00:30:23.723
But you know, the truth
is we needed a drummer,

00:30:23.724 --> 00:30:26.644
and his only time commitments
seem to be Cocoa Tuesdays

00:30:26.645 --> 00:30:28.759
and sex addict meetings, so.

00:30:28.760 --> 00:30:31.519
- Oh, oh, sweet schedule, Weird Dave.

00:30:31.520 --> 00:30:34.679
- Yeah, yeah, Dave's got it figured out.

00:30:34.680 --> 00:30:36.569
- Yeah, he's not makin' mistakes at all.

00:30:36.570 --> 00:30:38.319
- No, at all.
- At all.

00:30:38.320 --> 00:30:39.599
- Great.
- What?

00:30:39.600 --> 00:30:40.724
- Single Sheena, Single Sheena.

00:30:40.725 --> 00:30:42.290
- She's the last one of us left.

00:30:42.291 --> 00:30:43.403
- I know.
- Exciting.

00:30:43.404 --> 00:30:44.561
- Such a rare occurrence.

00:30:44.562 --> 00:30:45.799
It's like, it feels...

00:30:45.800 --> 00:30:47.399
- Hi.
- Hi, Sheena.

00:30:47.400 --> 00:30:48.285
- Hi.
- How are you?

00:30:48.286 --> 00:30:49.088
<i>- Hey.
- Oh my god,</i>

00:30:49.089 --> 00:30:50.919
you look so pretty.
- Just gorgeous.

00:30:50.920 --> 00:30:52.046
- What's happening?
- Flawless.

00:30:52.047 --> 00:30:53.359
- Are you going somewhere?

00:30:53.360 --> 00:30:54.359
Are you coming from something?

00:30:54.360 --> 00:30:55.327
- Oh no, I'm headed home.

00:30:55.328 --> 00:30:57.368
I spent the night at some guy's house.

00:30:57.369 --> 00:30:58.719
- Oh, there it is.

00:30:58.720 --> 00:30:59.799
- I would love to hear

00:30:59.800 --> 00:31:00.720
about that.
- Details, details,

00:31:00.721 --> 00:31:02.243
not just a magazine, honey.
- Yes, please.

00:31:02.244 --> 00:31:03.207
- Um, I don't know.

00:31:03.208 --> 00:31:04.919
I mean, he was super hot.

00:31:04.920 --> 00:31:06.964
' YEP, YEP, YEP, YEP, YEP-
- Yeah, sure.

00:31:06.965 --> 00:31:08.559
- He has like a ton of money.

00:31:08.560 --> 00:31:09.925
- Makes the world go 'round.
- Go and get yours.

00:31:09.926 --> 00:31:13.603
- And he went down on me for
like an hour, so that was fun.

00:31:13.604 --> 00:31:14.723
- That's a...
- Long time.

00:31:14.724 --> 00:31:15.959
- Whole episode of Scandal.

00:31:15.960 --> 00:31:17.119
I mean...
- A long time.

00:31:17.120 --> 00:31:17.960
- So, I don't know.

00:31:17.961 --> 00:31:18.925
I might see him again, might not.

00:31:18.926 --> 00:31:21.080
But anyways, I gotta run,
gotta shower before I teach.

00:31:21.081 --> 00:31:21.922
Good to see you, though.

00:31:21.923 --> 00:31:23.079
- Sure, bye.

00:31:23.080 --> 00:31:24.679
- She is a teacher?

00:31:24.680 --> 00:31:25.727
- Well, she teaches Pilates.

00:31:25.728 --> 00:31:27.719
- Oh, I'll get over it then.

00:31:27.720 --> 00:31:29.159
An hour.
- One hour.

00:31:29.160 --> 00:31:30.844
- That is gonna get me
through sex with my husband

00:31:30.845 --> 00:31:32.079
for like a good week.

00:31:32.080 --> 00:31:33.279
A week.
- I'm riled up.

00:31:33.280 --> 00:31:34.691
I'm riled up.
- Oh, it is Niagara Falls

00:31:34.692 --> 00:31:36.279
down there.
- It's like a burning,

00:31:36.280 --> 00:31:37.247
burning fire.
- Yeah, yeah.

00:31:37.248 --> 00:31:38.810
I need to air that out now.

00:31:40.880 --> 00:31:42.639
' Babe?

00:31:42.640 --> 00:31:44.159
- Yeah.

00:31:44.160 --> 00:31:45.439
' Hi.

00:31:45.440 --> 00:31:47.090
- What's up, Boomer?

00:31:48.760 --> 00:31:51.604
- I was thinking, do you want to...

00:31:56.920 --> 00:31:58.399
You know what I mean?

00:31:58.400 --> 00:31:59.640
You wanna fuck?

00:32:01.680 --> 00:32:03.808
You wanna fuck this pussy?

00:32:04.960 --> 00:32:05.959
- Right now?

00:32:05.960 --> 00:32:07.399
- Yeah.

00:32:07.400 --> 00:32:08.679
You wanna fuck?

00:32:08.680 --> 00:32:10.279
- Yeah, I'll fuck.

00:32:10.280 --> 00:32:12.123
- You wanna fuck this pussy?

00:32:12.124 --> 00:32:13.279
- Aw yeah.

00:32:13.280 --> 00:32:14.925
- Get it, get it, get it, get it.

00:32:16.685 --> 00:32:17.806
- Let's do it.

00:32:19.120 --> 00:32:20.643
- Oh, were you just,
you weren't even going?

00:32:20.644 --> 00:32:22.085
- No, I just like to sit on the toilet

00:32:22.086 --> 00:32:23.969
and let my butt-hole be free.

00:32:23.970 --> 00:32:26.839
Makes me more productive.

00:32:26.840 --> 00:32:27.840
Let's go.

00:32:34.320 --> 00:32:35.160
- That's good.

00:32:35.161 --> 00:32:36.002
- Yeah?
- Yeah.

00:32:36.003 --> 00:32:37.445
Maybe, what if we,

00:32:38.760 --> 00:32:40.405
what if you just reposition for,

00:32:40.406 --> 00:32:42.129
or like...
- I'll reposition.

00:32:42.130 --> 00:32:45.010
- Just get that angle a little bit.

00:32:46.480 --> 00:32:47.641
- Your face, the face that you're,

00:32:47.642 --> 00:32:49.759
can you just not make that face?

00:32:49.760 --> 00:32:51.362
- I'm sorry, no, no, no.
- 'Cause it's just like,

00:32:51.363 --> 00:32:52.166
It looks like you're in pain.

00:32:52.167 --> 00:32:53.002
- I'm not in pain.

00:32:53.003 --> 00:32:54.805
I'm just trying to figure,

00:32:54.806 --> 00:32:56.039
I'm trying to figure it out.

00:32:56.040 --> 00:32:56.880
I'm sorry.

00:32:56.881 --> 00:32:57.720
I don't know what happened.

00:32:57.721 --> 00:32:59.085
I was just like, I was so horny before.

00:32:59.086 --> 00:33:02.159
And then suddenly it's like,

00:33:02.160 --> 00:33:05.999
I don't know, it's like the
fuckin' shop just closed.

00:33:06.000 --> 00:33:07.079
- The shop closed?

00:33:07.080 --> 00:33:07.920
- Yeah.

00:33:07.921 --> 00:33:08.921
Like the

00:33:10.600 --> 00:33:12.165
door's locked, gate's down.

00:33:12.166 --> 00:33:13.286
Like, the whole situation.

00:33:13.287 --> 00:33:16.921
I don't know how to
contact the shop keeper.

00:33:18.440 --> 00:33:19.407
You know what I mean?

00:33:22.640 --> 00:33:24.839
It might be a situation where

00:33:24.840 --> 00:33:26.485
it's like there's a sign on the door,

00:33:26.486 --> 00:33:28.082
and they're like, back in five.

00:33:28.083 --> 00:33:29.919
- This analogy is super long.

00:33:29.920 --> 00:33:30.920
- Yeah.

00:33:33.800 --> 00:33:34.640
Okay.

00:33:34.641 --> 00:33:35.641
Well,

00:33:36.640 --> 00:33:37.482
I'm sorry.

00:33:37.483 --> 00:33:39.005
Do you want me to give you a hand-job?

00:33:39.006 --> 00:33:40.679
- What? No.

00:33:40.680 --> 00:33:43.365
I didn't even wanna have
sex in the first place.

00:33:43.366 --> 00:33:46.799
I only did it because you wanted to.

00:33:46.800 --> 00:33:48.919
- Right, I know.

00:33:48.920 --> 00:33:50.410
One, two, three, four.

00:34:01.680 --> 00:34:05.287
♫ Marriage is a sacred bond

00:34:07.000 --> 00:34:10.721
♫ Of you and it I am so fond

00:34:12.440 --> 00:34:16.570
♫ Friendship, care, the ties that bind

00:34:17.760 --> 00:34:21.890
♫ You're loving, caring, always kind

00:34:23.360 --> 00:34:27.490
♫ But when we lay in bed at night

00:34:28.680 --> 00:34:32.844
♫ Our bodies bathed in the moonlight

00:34:34.120 --> 00:34:38.250
♫ To have, to hold forever, oh dear

00:34:39.600 --> 00:34:44.399
♫ Please don't bring your body near

00:34:44.400 --> 00:34:46.999
♫ 'Cause I

00:34:47.000 --> 00:34:49.359
♫ I love you

00:34:49.360 --> 00:34:52.364
♫ But I don't wanna fuck
you, fuck you, fuck you

00:34:52.365 --> 00:34:55.759
♫ I don't wanna fuck you

00:34:55.760 --> 00:34:59.048
♫ Our, our love is true

00:35:00.440 --> 00:35:03.410
♫ But I don't wanna fuck
you, fuck you, fuck you

00:35:03.411 --> 00:35:06.879
♫ I don't wanna fuck you

00:35:06.880 --> 00:35:09.281
♫ I love you

00:35:14.440 --> 00:35:16.249
- That was rad.

00:35:18.760 --> 00:35:20.279
- Dave?

00:35:20.280 --> 00:35:22.279
Dave?
- What's happening?

00:35:22.280 --> 00:35:23.361
Is he, so you think he's okay?

00:35:23.362 --> 00:35:24.959
- You're asking me?

00:35:24.960 --> 00:35:25.960
- Dave.

00:35:27.400 --> 00:35:28.365
- Unreal.

00:35:28.366 --> 00:35:29.200
I loved it.
- There it is.

00:35:29.201 --> 00:35:30.042
- Wow.
- Okay.

00:35:30.043 --> 00:35:31.201
Great, thank you.
- Cool.

00:35:31.202 --> 00:35:34.639
- That was very beautiful,
beginning to end.

00:35:34.640 --> 00:35:35.480
- Thanks.

00:35:35.481 --> 00:35:37.050
- You know, I can't relate
to the lyrics at all.

00:35:37.051 --> 00:35:38.525
- Right.
- On account of the fact

00:35:38.526 --> 00:35:40.759
that I wanna fuck
everything and everybody.

00:35:40.760 --> 00:35:42.922
- Yeah, that's your thing.
- Right, that's the addiction.

00:35:42.923 --> 00:35:45.603
- I mean, except of course
Crystal and Cassandra.

00:35:45.604 --> 00:35:47.079
- You never wanna fuck them?

00:35:47.080 --> 00:35:47.888
- No.

00:35:47.889 --> 00:35:49.479
- No.
- Never.

00:35:49.480 --> 00:35:52.999
But that's a love song for the ages.

00:35:53.000 --> 00:35:54.359
Bravo.

00:35:54.360 --> 00:35:56.165
- Thank you.
- It's a standing ovation.

00:35:56.166 --> 00:35:59.004
- Thank you, Dave.
- Thank you so much, man.

00:35:59.005 --> 00:36:00.889
- I'm gonna go and eat.

00:36:01.840 --> 00:36:03.239
- Okay.
- Okay.

00:36:03.240 --> 00:36:04.082
That sounds human.

00:36:04.083 --> 00:36:05.599
- And I'll see you very soon.

00:36:05.600 --> 00:36:06.485
- All right.
- All right, thanks.

00:36:06.486 --> 00:36:07.322
- Take it easy, man.
- Thanks.

00:36:07.323 --> 00:36:08.919
We'll see you next rehearsal, okay.

00:36:08.920 --> 00:36:09.887
<i>'</i> Okay.

00:36:14.680 --> 00:36:18.359
- Man, I like
writing songs with you.

00:36:18.360 --> 00:36:21.559
- I like writing songs with you.

00:36:31.600 --> 00:36:32.681
- We're never
done it in the garage.

00:36:32.682 --> 00:36:34.119
- I know, it's so hot.

00:36:34.120 --> 00:36:35.281
- Let's do it in more weird places.

00:36:35.282 --> 00:36:39.251
- It's not that
weird, we own this garage.

00:36:42.282 --> 00:36:43.519
- Oh my god.

00:36:43.520 --> 00:36:44.520
Oh fuck.

00:36:45.520 --> 00:36:46.681
Oh my god.

00:36:46.682 --> 00:36:47.719
- Shit.

00:36:47.720 --> 00:36:48.881
- I know, it feels so fucking good.

00:36:48.882 --> 00:36:51.087
- No, no, I'm stuck in a rat trap.

00:36:51.088 --> 00:36:52.119
- What?

00:36:52.120 --> 00:36:53.722
- My foot is stuck in
one of the glue traps

00:36:53.723 --> 00:36:54.560
like a mouse.
- Like a rat trap?

00:36:54.561 --> 00:36:55.400
- Yeah.

00:36:55.401 --> 00:36:56.208
- It's okay.

00:36:56.209 --> 00:36:57.399
Can you push through?

00:36:57.400 --> 00:36:58.399
Use your body.

00:36:58.400 --> 00:36:59.603
Please keep fucking me.

00:36:59.604 --> 00:37:00.931
It feels so fucking good.

00:37:00.932 --> 00:37:03.199
Oh my god, oh my god.

00:37:03.200 --> 00:37:04.359
My foot is going numb.

00:37:04.360 --> 00:37:05.407
- Oh my god, that feels so good.

00:37:05.408 --> 00:37:07.561
- The whole left side of
my body is going numb.

00:37:08.562 --> 00:37:10.519
I'm coming.

00:37:12.640 --> 00:37:13.640
Ow, ow.

00:37:19.600 --> 00:37:21.279
- We buy kale.

00:37:21.280 --> 00:37:23.324
The kale sits in our fridge for a week.

00:37:23.325 --> 00:37:24.646
We throw out the kale.

00:37:24.647 --> 00:37:26.083
And then we buy that kale again.

00:37:26.084 --> 00:37:27.411
- It's all very exciting.

00:37:27.412 --> 00:37:28.599
- It's a real...

00:37:28.600 --> 00:37:29.647
- It's the kale diaries.

00:37:31.040 --> 00:37:33.879
- Look, our people.

00:37:33.880 --> 00:37:35.599
- You think they're Jews?

00:37:35.600 --> 00:37:38.559
- No, I just mean musicians.

00:37:38.560 --> 00:37:40.559
Should we go over there?

00:37:40.560 --> 00:37:41.919
- You wanna get into a drum circle

00:37:41.920 --> 00:37:43.046
by the farmer's market.
- I don't know.

00:37:43.047 --> 00:37:44.929
We should get inspired.

00:37:46.400 --> 00:37:47.599
- Okay.

00:37:47.600 --> 00:37:49.039
- They look friendly.

00:37:49.040 --> 00:37:50.962
- Yeah, all drum circles look friendly.

00:37:50.963 --> 00:37:52.928
That's how people end up in them.

00:37:56.160 --> 00:37:57.000
- Hi.

00:37:57.001 --> 00:37:58.001
- Hi, what's up?

00:37:58.002 --> 00:37:59.399
- Nice jam.

00:37:59.400 --> 00:38:00.526
- Welcome, hi.

00:38:02.600 --> 00:38:05.283
Would you like to take part in
some of our love light today?

00:38:05.284 --> 00:38:07.239
- We were just talking about...
- What?

00:38:07.240 --> 00:38:08.080
No, we weren't.
- Lover's light.

00:38:08.081 --> 00:38:08.922
Yes, we were.

00:38:08.923 --> 00:38:10.410
- Why don't you have a seat.
- Okay.

00:38:10.411 --> 00:38:11.839
- Join us.
- Okay.

00:38:11.840 --> 00:38:13.602
- Okay, you guys'll pick
up the words in no time.

00:38:13.603 --> 00:38:14.603
- Okay.

00:38:15.280 --> 00:38:16.399
- Okay.

00:38:29.440 --> 00:38:31.807
♫ Ikea, Ikea

00:38:33.720 --> 00:38:35.051
- I feel like they're just saying Ikea

00:38:35.052 --> 00:38:36.769
over and over again.
- Will you please.

00:38:36.770 --> 00:38:38.479
♫ Ikea, Ikea

00:38:38.480 --> 00:38:39.561
- You don't hear the word Ikea?

00:38:39.562 --> 00:38:42.039
♫ Ikea

00:38:42.040 --> 00:38:43.929
♫ Ikea

00:38:45.960 --> 00:38:47.199
- Thank you.
- That was beautiful.

00:38:47.200 --> 00:38:48.199
- Oh, you're welcome.

00:38:48.200 --> 00:38:49.167
- What language was that?

00:38:49.168 --> 00:38:50.443
- Yeah, was that Sanskrit?

00:38:50.444 --> 00:38:52.245
- No, I devised that language myself,

00:38:52.246 --> 00:38:53.479
it's called Tuna-Tuna,

00:38:53.480 --> 00:38:55.119
while I was studying abroad.

00:38:55.120 --> 00:38:55.962
- Tuna-Tuna.

00:38:55.963 --> 00:38:58.122
- Tuna-Tuna is the name of the language

00:38:58.123 --> 00:39:00.319
that you devised.
- Was that

00:39:00.320 --> 00:39:01.399
in India, or?

00:39:01.400 --> 00:39:02.208
- No, no, close.

00:39:02.209 --> 00:39:04.119
Barstow Community College.

00:39:04.120 --> 00:39:07.479
- I'm sorry.

00:39:07.480 --> 00:39:08.679
He was just...
- Jesus.

00:39:08.680 --> 00:39:09.886
- What do you want me to do?
- I've never,

00:39:09.887 --> 00:39:11.291
I haven't seen you like that.

00:39:11.292 --> 00:39:14.359
- I mean, I got hot and bothered.

00:39:14.360 --> 00:39:16.119
- Yeah, I was bothered.

00:39:16.120 --> 00:39:18.202
- I know, you were less hot.

00:39:18.203 --> 00:39:19.486
Wait, oh my god.

00:39:20.720 --> 00:39:22.919
Look, it's a sign.

00:39:22.920 --> 00:39:23.726
- Like, from the universe,

00:39:23.727 --> 00:39:25.006
it's a sign or like a...
- Well, I was saying it is,

00:39:25.007 --> 00:39:26.081
it's also a literal sign.

00:39:26.082 --> 00:39:28.239
But it is, that's a sign.

00:39:28.240 --> 00:39:30.447
- Should we play that show?

00:39:35.720 --> 00:39:37.039
Okay.

00:39:37.040 --> 00:39:38.119
<i>'</i> Okay.

00:39:38.120 --> 00:39:39.770
- Here goes nothin'.

00:39:41.040 --> 00:39:42.639
You ready for it?

00:39:42.640 --> 00:39:44.399
- Am I ready for it?

00:39:44.400 --> 00:39:45.206
- Yeah.

00:39:45.207 --> 00:39:46.690
- I can't believe you're askin' me that.

00:39:46.680 --> 00:39:48.442
Since when have you been
afraid of doing mushrooms?

00:39:48.443 --> 00:39:50.124
- I'm not afraid of doing
mushrooms, I've just,

00:39:50.125 --> 00:39:53.639
I've never done them with a task at hand.

00:39:53.640 --> 00:39:55.881
- I mean, I just think it's gonna help us

00:39:55.882 --> 00:39:58.403
with our creative process.
- Yeah, you think so?

00:39:58.404 --> 00:39:59.799
- We gotta get some songs out.

00:39:59.800 --> 00:40:00.642
- Okay.

00:40:00.643 --> 00:40:01.766
- Okay, ready.

00:40:03.000 --> 00:40:03.808
L'chaim.

00:40:10.880 --> 00:40:12.799
- Terrible.

00:40:12.800 --> 00:40:14.211
- They're mellow, though.
- Oh good.

00:40:14.200 --> 00:40:15.040
- These ones are mellow.

00:40:15.041 --> 00:40:16.041
- Good.

00:40:31.360 --> 00:40:32.486
I got an idea.

00:40:33.880 --> 00:40:35.399
Where's my notebook?

00:40:35.400 --> 00:40:36.399
- What?

00:40:36.400 --> 00:40:38.799
- I have a song idea,
I wanna write it down.

00:40:38.800 --> 00:40:39.800
- Okay.

00:40:41.240 --> 00:40:42.080
- Hurry up, I don't want it

00:40:42.081 --> 00:40:43.491
to pop out of my head.
- Okay, okay, okay.

00:40:59.840 --> 00:41:00.840
- Anna.

00:41:02.280 --> 00:41:03.879
Anna.

00:41:03.880 --> 00:41:04.880
- What?

00:41:06.280 --> 00:41:08.601
- Where's my notebook?

00:41:12.880 --> 00:41:15.679
Hurry up, I'm losin' the melody.

00:41:17.560 --> 00:41:19.449
- Here's your notebook.

00:41:23.680 --> 00:41:25.170
It's just so crazy

00:41:26.640 --> 00:41:29.371
how the birds just love my chips.

00:41:30.960 --> 00:41:33.611
- Get right up next
to them, they whisper.

00:41:38.000 --> 00:41:39.809
And I also love chips,

00:41:42.320 --> 00:41:44.799
but I never just go eat the chips.

00:41:44.800 --> 00:41:48.279
And that's why I love you birds.

00:41:48.280 --> 00:41:51.759
Because you just go whenever you want it.

00:41:51.760 --> 00:41:53.319
And you get it.

00:41:53.320 --> 00:41:55.402
Hi.

00:41:57.480 --> 00:42:00.689
- I just wrote the most beautiful song.

00:42:14.320 --> 00:42:16.607
I can't remember the lyrics.

00:42:20.000 --> 00:42:22.439
Do you remember the first line?

00:42:22.440 --> 00:42:23.360
- I didn't write it.

00:42:23.361 --> 00:42:24.599
- I know, but we came up with it together.

00:42:24.600 --> 00:42:26.559
- You came up with it.

00:42:26.560 --> 00:42:27.599
' It...

00:42:27.600 --> 00:42:28.442
- I don't know the lyrics.

00:42:28.443 --> 00:42:31.399
- Babe, you remember, it was
about something like a dog?

00:42:31.400 --> 00:42:32.639
- Maybe you wrote it down somewhere.

00:42:32.640 --> 00:42:34.079
- Um, yeah, he did.

00:42:34.080 --> 00:42:34.922
He actually did.

00:42:34.923 --> 00:42:38.719
He recorded it telepathically
onto a sandwich.

00:42:38.720 --> 00:42:40.085
- The lyrics are in my blood.
- Which he then ate.

00:42:40.086 --> 00:42:41.919
No, the drugs are in
your blood, the lyrics

00:42:41.920 --> 00:42:43.807
are like.
- You wanted to take drugs.

00:42:43.808 --> 00:42:44.961
- Oh my god, that's so classic,

00:42:44.962 --> 00:42:46.039
to turn this around on me.

00:42:46.040 --> 00:42:46.880
- I'm turning it around?
- Yeah.

00:42:46.881 --> 00:42:47.720
- You're turning it around on me.

00:42:47.721 --> 00:42:48.799
You wanted to take drugs,
it didn't work out,

00:42:48.800 --> 00:42:49.642
and now you're acting

00:42:49.643 --> 00:42:51.599
like a bitch.
- It didn't work out?

00:42:51.600 --> 00:42:52.440
Did you just call me a bitch?

00:42:52.441 --> 00:42:53.963
- No, I said you're acting like a bitch.

00:42:53.964 --> 00:42:55.450
- What kind of man calls
their wife a bitch?

00:42:55.440 --> 00:42:56.485
- Why do you have
to question my manhood?

00:42:56.486 --> 00:42:57.445
And what's...
- Because what kind of man

00:42:57.446 --> 00:42:58.930
calls a woman a bitch.
- You call me a dick

00:42:58.920 --> 00:42:59.760
all the time,

00:42:59.761 --> 00:43:01.205
why can't I call you a bitch?
- Oh my god.

00:43:01.206 --> 00:43:02.279
That's so lame.

00:43:02.280 --> 00:43:04.203
- Why is that lame?

00:43:04.204 --> 00:43:06.039
- Um, I'm gonna go for now.

00:43:06.040 --> 00:43:06.880
- No.
- No.

00:43:06.881 --> 00:43:08.484
- Just sit down for a second.
- Dave, sit down, please.

00:43:08.485 --> 00:43:10.719
Just give us one minute.

00:43:10.720 --> 00:43:12.083
- Why don't I give you some privacy,

00:43:12.084 --> 00:43:12.920
and I can...
- That's definitely

00:43:12.921 --> 00:43:14.044
not what we want.
- We don't need any privacy.

00:43:14.045 --> 00:43:14.962
This is not a private matter.
- No.

00:43:14.963 --> 00:43:17.691
You leave, this gets real, so let's just,

00:43:17.692 --> 00:43:20.079
we're gonna just push through.

00:43:20.080 --> 00:43:21.045
- Can I get some air?

00:43:21.046 --> 00:43:22.244
- No, you can't get air when...
- Air?

00:43:22.245 --> 00:43:24.002
- There's open air everywhere.
- We're in a garage!

00:43:24.003 --> 00:43:25.081
- What more air do you need?

00:43:27.040 --> 00:43:27.848
- Great, I'll just.

00:43:29.760 --> 00:43:31.159
- Dave, please.

00:43:31.160 --> 00:43:32.000
- Why?
- Just give us a second.

00:43:32.001 --> 00:43:33.604
- We need to finish
this for one second.

00:43:33.605 --> 00:43:34.679
- Why?

00:43:34.680 --> 00:43:37.443
Because I'm being held hostage,
so I'm just gonna play.

00:43:37.444 --> 00:43:38.723
- Dave, come on, man.

00:43:38.724 --> 00:43:40.051
- That's so annoying.

00:43:40.052 --> 00:43:42.159
- Just play something then.

00:43:44.840 --> 00:43:46.119
I'm not stopping.

00:43:50.120 --> 00:43:51.770
' Play a song.

00:43:55.640 --> 00:43:59.008
♫ I'm in no mood for your mood

00:44:02.440 --> 00:44:05.759
♫ I'm in no mood for your mood

00:44:05.760 --> 00:44:07.559
♫ So take your attitude

00:44:07.560 --> 00:44:11.119
♫ Is this what it means to be a dude

00:44:11.120 --> 00:44:14.479
♫ That you could ever speak so lewd

00:44:14.480 --> 00:44:17.839
♫ You're fuckin' lazy and you're crude

00:44:17.840 --> 00:44:21.319
♫ You better change your attitude

00:44:21.320 --> 00:44:24.759
♫ Is this what comes with havin' boobs

00:44:24.760 --> 00:44:28.239
♫ Always obsessin' over food

00:44:28.240 --> 00:44:31.599
♫ You get so hangry and so rude

00:44:31.600 --> 00:44:34.039
♫ You better change your attitude

00:44:38.200 --> 00:44:39.200
Up here.

00:44:40.440 --> 00:44:41.803
♫ And then we fight, fight

00:44:41.804 --> 00:44:43.083
♫ Fight, fight, fight, fight

00:44:43.084 --> 00:44:45.241
♫ And then we fight about the fight, fight

00:44:45.242 --> 00:44:46.603
♫ Fight, fight, fight fight

00:44:46.604 --> 00:44:48.522
♫ I'm acting calm and you're uptight

00:44:48.523 --> 00:44:50.362
♫ You're the dark and I'm the light

00:44:50.363 --> 00:44:52.044
♫ You're so wrong and I'm so right

00:44:52.045 --> 00:44:53.759
♫ I'm so right

00:44:53.760 --> 00:44:57.519
♫ Well, now my head is fucking spinning

00:44:57.520 --> 00:45:01.570
♫ But I can't give up on winning

00:45:05.288 --> 00:45:06.930
- Well, we owe you a big thank you, Dave.

00:45:06.931 --> 00:45:09.199
- Yeah, big ups to Dave.

00:45:09.200 --> 00:45:10.326
- Big ups to Dave.

00:45:10.327 --> 00:45:11.799
Bless up, Dave.

00:45:11.800 --> 00:45:14.929
- All right, let's
do this open mic, dogs.

00:45:22.800 --> 00:45:24.404
- Hey, we gotta leave
in like seven minutes.

00:45:24.405 --> 00:45:26.289
- I know, I'm hustling.

00:45:27.720 --> 00:45:28.767
I just gotta,

00:45:29.800 --> 00:45:30.800
okay.

00:45:32.760 --> 00:45:34.119
- What?

00:45:34.120 --> 00:45:34.962
- Nothing.
- It's not good?

00:45:34.963 --> 00:45:37.079
- No, it's great.

00:45:37.080 --> 00:45:38.080
You look

00:45:39.320 --> 00:45:40.162
beautiful.

00:45:44.480 --> 00:45:45.759
- Thanks.

00:45:45.760 --> 00:45:47.719
- You're welcome.

00:45:47.720 --> 00:45:49.802
- You don't look too bad yourself.

00:45:52.520 --> 00:45:55.719
You think, though, it's
too heteronormative?

00:45:55.720 --> 00:45:58.079
It's so gendered, it's like,

00:45:58.080 --> 00:45:59.959
should we swap outfits?
- God no.

00:45:59.960 --> 00:46:00.882
- Especially in this clay and age,

00:46:00.883 --> 00:46:02.279
you don't wanna be like, well...

00:46:02.280 --> 00:46:03.359
- I don't wanna wear a dress.
- I'm the man,

00:46:03.360 --> 00:46:04.486
and I'm the woman.
- Don't make me wear a dress

00:46:04.487 --> 00:46:05.965
tonight, please.
- Okay.

00:46:05.966 --> 00:46:07.882
- Do you think it's too on-the-nose

00:46:07.883 --> 00:46:09.759
that we're making Dave dress like a baby?

00:46:09.760 --> 00:46:11.091
- I don't think that's the problem.

00:46:11.092 --> 00:46:12.965
No, I think that drives it home.

00:46:12.966 --> 00:46:14.639
It's very, I think it's subtle.

00:46:15.640 --> 00:46:16.480
Okay, it's go time.

00:46:16.481 --> 00:46:17.322
Do you have everything?

00:46:17.323 --> 00:46:18.726
- I have picks and...

00:46:18.727 --> 00:46:20.210
- Your wallet?
- My wallet and keys.

00:46:20.211 --> 00:46:21.247
Coming, Dave.

00:46:24.080 --> 00:46:25.519
Hey buddy.

00:46:25.520 --> 00:46:27.122
- What, where's your onesie?

00:46:27.123 --> 00:46:30.010
- I thought you were
Dave the Baby Drummer.

00:46:30.011 --> 00:46:32.839
- I'm turning over my sticks.

00:46:33.681 --> 00:46:34.522
- What?

00:46:34.523 --> 00:46:35.639
What is this?

00:46:35.640 --> 00:46:37.324
- I can't make it to the open mic tonight.

00:46:37.325 --> 00:46:39.839
Or, really, any night.

00:46:39.840 --> 00:46:42.519
I have to quit the band.

00:46:42.520 --> 00:46:43.520
- Why?

00:46:44.200 --> 00:46:45.690
What are you talking about?

00:46:45.691 --> 00:46:46.839
- What?

00:46:46.840 --> 00:46:48.126
- I thought it would be really great

00:46:48.127 --> 00:46:49.406
to get to know you guys,

00:46:49.407 --> 00:46:52.439
and for you guys to get to know me.

00:46:52.440 --> 00:46:53.407
You wouldn't think this,

00:46:53.408 --> 00:46:55.084
but aside from Crystal and Cassandra,

00:46:55.085 --> 00:46:57.279
I don't have too many friends.

00:46:57.280 --> 00:46:58.122
- Right.
- Really?

00:46:58.123 --> 00:46:59.643
- Yeah, that is surprising.

00:46:59.644 --> 00:47:01.244
- When my parents got divorced,

00:47:01.245 --> 00:47:03.679
it was really hard on me as a kid.

00:47:03.680 --> 00:47:07.439
And I think that's where my
sexual addiction started.

00:47:07.440 --> 00:47:08.999
Okay.

00:47:09.000 --> 00:47:09.999
- Do you understand what I'm saying?

00:47:10.843 --> 00:47:12.171
So, I'm reliving it.

00:47:12.172 --> 00:47:13.879
Day after day.

00:47:13.880 --> 00:47:16.679
You can't stop fighting.

00:47:16.680 --> 00:47:18.205
I mean, I spent my whole childhood trying

00:47:18.206 --> 00:47:19.802
to save my parents' marriage.

00:47:19.803 --> 00:47:22.963
I don't wanna spend my
adulthood trying to save yours.

00:47:22.964 --> 00:47:24.639
I'm really sorry.

00:47:24.640 --> 00:47:26.319
I can't do the show.

00:47:26.320 --> 00:47:27.599
I'm sorry.

00:47:27.600 --> 00:47:31.199
It's gonna be a great show anyway.

00:47:31.200 --> 00:47:32.759
- Is this for real.

00:47:32.760 --> 00:47:34.759
- Dave, these are your sticks.

00:47:38.680 --> 00:47:39.959
♫ I feel it

00:47:47.200 --> 00:47:50.359
♫ It feels so good to be home

00:47:50.360 --> 00:47:51.930
- Fuck man, I cannot believe it.

00:47:51.931 --> 00:47:54.279
- I know, it's so crazy.

00:47:54.280 --> 00:47:55.167
- We need Dave.

00:47:55.168 --> 00:47:56.571
We can't do this.

00:47:57.640 --> 00:47:58.766
- Whoa, tiger.

00:48:00.320 --> 00:48:01.160
Slow down.

00:48:01.161 --> 00:48:02.002
- Ah Shit.

00:48:02.003 --> 00:48:04.364
Grace gave me some
sort of muscle relaxants,

00:48:04.365 --> 00:48:05.725
but I don't feel them at all.

00:48:05.726 --> 00:48:07.759
Like, they are not working.

00:48:07.760 --> 00:48:09.760
- Muscle, what are you doing
taking muscle relaxants?

00:48:09.761 --> 00:48:11.444
- I don't know.
- You barely have any muscles.

00:48:11.445 --> 00:48:12.963
- I needed to calm down.

00:48:12.964 --> 00:48:16.248
- Look, this is just you and
me in our garage, jammin'.

00:48:16.249 --> 00:48:17.719
There's no difference.

00:48:17.720 --> 00:48:18.562
I mean, yeah,

00:48:18.563 --> 00:48:21.882
it's room full of young,
judgemental 20-somethings,

00:48:21.883 --> 00:48:24.279
staring at our every breath.

00:48:24.280 --> 00:48:27.119
But besides that, it's the same thing.

00:48:27.120 --> 00:48:29.799
- Looks like you two are up.

00:48:29.800 --> 00:48:31.159
- Okay, great.

00:48:31.160 --> 00:48:32.439
Salud.
- L'chaim.

00:48:35.280 --> 00:48:36.483
- Oh my god, I'm gonna hurl.

00:48:36.484 --> 00:48:37.843
- No hurling, no hurling, come on.

00:48:37.844 --> 00:48:38.844
- Hold on.

00:48:39.840 --> 00:48:40.807
- Let's just go up there,

00:48:40.808 --> 00:48:44.566
and show these young fuckin'
dickheads what we're made of.

00:48:44.567 --> 00:48:46.799
- Okay-

00:48:51.280 --> 00:48:52.566
- All right, hi.

00:48:53.960 --> 00:48:54.960
All right.

00:48:56.200 --> 00:48:59.719
One, two, a one, two, three, four.

00:48:59.720 --> 00:49:01.684
- Hold on, I gotta adjust
my mic for one second.

00:49:01.685 --> 00:49:03.405
- She's just adjusting her mic, sorry.

00:49:03.406 --> 00:49:04.845
Whoa, what are you doing?

00:49:04.846 --> 00:49:07.639
- I can't, I gotta adjust it.

00:49:07.640 --> 00:49:08.480
- What is wrong with you?

00:49:08.481 --> 00:49:09.322
What's happening?

00:49:09.323 --> 00:49:11.439
- Hold on, I think I just
want it out of the stand.

00:49:11.440 --> 00:49:12.280
- You can't have it

00:49:12.281 --> 00:49:13.120
out of the stand.
- Yeah,

00:49:13.121 --> 00:49:13.960
'cause I wanna be able to...
- How can you play with

00:49:13.961 --> 00:49:15.244
having it out of the stand?
- I need to be able to move.

00:49:15.245 --> 00:49:17.083
- You're a bass player,
you don't need to move.

00:49:17.084 --> 00:49:19.079
Oh god.

00:49:19.080 --> 00:49:19.920
Did that hurt?
- Fuck.

00:49:19.921 --> 00:49:20.760
Yes, it hurt.
- Are you okay?

00:49:20.761 --> 00:49:22.285
- Yeah, I'm fine, just
put it back on and let's...

00:49:22.286 --> 00:49:23.839
- Okay, but hold on.

00:49:23.840 --> 00:49:25.124
But lookit, I wanna do one trick.

00:49:25.125 --> 00:49:26.531
Can you look at the audience?
- What sort of trick?

00:49:26.520 --> 00:49:27.487
- Look at the audience for one sec.

00:49:27.488 --> 00:49:29.759
Watch, watch.

00:49:29.760 --> 00:49:32.119
- What are you doing?

00:49:32.120 --> 00:49:33.999
Okay, please just.

00:49:34.000 --> 00:49:35.525
- It was like the balls
were on your forehead,

00:49:35.526 --> 00:49:36.599
but it was the mic.

00:49:36.600 --> 00:49:37.440
- Are you ready?
- Go ahead.

00:49:37.441 --> 00:49:38.851
- Are you ready to play?
- Hold on.

00:49:38.852 --> 00:49:39.966
Hold on, yeah.

00:49:41.120 --> 00:49:42.559
- Sorry about that.

00:49:42.560 --> 00:49:44.050
One, two, a one...

00:49:46.480 --> 00:49:47.679
- Oh.

00:49:47.680 --> 00:49:48.680
What?

00:49:49.520 --> 00:49:51.039
Oh.

00:49:51.040 --> 00:49:52.839
Oh! oh! oh, Oh, Oh.

00:49:52.840 --> 00:49:54.839
I can fit this whole thing in my mouth.

00:49:54.840 --> 00:49:55.964
- Do you wanna play the song?

00:49:55.965 --> 00:49:56.802
- Huh?

00:49:56.803 --> 00:49:57.919
Oh, oh, ow.

00:49:57.920 --> 00:49:58.919
- You're embarrassing me.

00:49:58.920 --> 00:49:59.726
- I'm embarrassing you?

00:49:59.727 --> 00:50:00.528
You should be proud.

00:50:00.529 --> 00:50:03.599
That's what every husband
wishes their wife would do.

00:50:03.600 --> 00:50:04.408
- Oh my god.

00:50:06.163 --> 00:50:08.527
- Who are you winking at?
- That was,

00:50:08.528 --> 00:50:12.159
that was a click suck joke, guys.

00:50:12.160 --> 00:50:13.839
But it's actually not a,

00:50:13.840 --> 00:50:16.446
if you wanna be honest,
it's not a talent of mine.

00:50:19.000 --> 00:50:20.126
- Go home.

00:50:21.480 --> 00:50:24.119
' Oh god.

00:50:24.120 --> 00:50:24.928
- I wouldn't stress about it.

00:50:24.929 --> 00:50:27.239
It was just a minor setback.

00:50:27.240 --> 00:50:28.844
- I'm such an idiot.

00:50:30.040 --> 00:50:33.079
Just, the second I decide to commit

00:50:33.080 --> 00:50:34.491
to something I'm passionate about,

00:50:34.492 --> 00:50:37.211
I always seem to just fuck it up.

00:50:41.120 --> 00:50:42.007
- Can you do me a favor,

00:50:42.008 --> 00:50:45.891
and can we not talk about
your failed book deal

00:50:47.320 --> 00:50:50.759
while we're dealing with
stuff about us?

00:50:50.760 --> 00:50:51.999
- What?

00:50:52.000 --> 00:50:55.759
- Can you not talk about
your failed book deal

00:50:55.760 --> 00:50:56.959
when we're dealing with stuff

00:50:56.960 --> 00:50:57.959
that's about us?
- What are you talking about?

00:50:57.960 --> 00:50:59.323
I didn't even mention my book deal.

00:50:59.324 --> 00:51:00.160
- Come on.

00:51:00.161 --> 00:51:01.319
That's where you always go.
- Jesus.

00:51:01.320 --> 00:51:02.160
What are you...
- It doesn't seem...

00:51:02.161 --> 00:51:03.650
- So angry about?
- Like an outlandish request.

00:51:03.651 --> 00:51:04.879
It's just seems like

00:51:04.880 --> 00:51:06.403
something totally normal.
- Where is this coming from?

00:51:06.404 --> 00:51:07.526
- It's not coming from anywhere.

00:51:07.527 --> 00:51:08.639
I just don't wanna talk

00:51:08.640 --> 00:51:09.801
about the fucking book deal.
- Well, I got it.

00:51:09.802 --> 00:51:11.679
You already fucking said that.

00:51:11.680 --> 00:51:12.680
Jesus.

00:51:15.880 --> 00:51:17.799
Fuckin' Aggro Man.

00:51:17.800 --> 00:51:18.961
- You know what.
- Mr. Aggro,

00:51:18.962 --> 00:51:20.605
fucking flying in...
- We don't...

00:51:20.606 --> 00:51:23.251
- Just ruining relationships.
- We don't have to do this

00:51:23.252 --> 00:51:24.799
like this anymore.

00:51:24.800 --> 00:51:26.882
- Do what, what, do what?
- Fight like this.

00:51:26.883 --> 00:51:28.609
If we're gonna fight,

00:51:29.960 --> 00:51:32.531
why don't we sing our feelings?

00:51:35.160 --> 00:51:37.279
- I don't know, I'm not singing.

00:51:37.280 --> 00:51:38.086
- Why?
- I'm sorry.

00:51:38.087 --> 00:51:39.605
- Don't patronize it.
- No, I just can't.

00:51:39.606 --> 00:51:40.965
- It's just, we know what happens

00:51:40.966 --> 00:51:43.361
when we have a regular fight.

00:51:44.320 --> 00:51:45.606
We've done this.

00:51:46.960 --> 00:51:49.799
- I'm not, I'm not doing that though.

00:51:49.800 --> 00:51:50.800
Sorry.

00:51:54.520 --> 00:51:56.602
♫ Please don't bring up the book deal

00:51:56.603 --> 00:51:58.079
- Oh god.

00:51:58.080 --> 00:52:00.919
♫ You know this isn't about the book deal

00:52:00.920 --> 00:52:03.039
- Really, why not?

00:52:03.040 --> 00:52:05.439
I mean, it's
clearly the cross I bear.

00:52:05.440 --> 00:52:06.564
It's why I'm...
- I don't hear anything...

00:52:06.565 --> 00:52:07.639
- So fucking paralyzed.
- Unless you sing it.

00:52:07.640 --> 00:52:08.448
You have to sing it.

00:52:08.449 --> 00:52:09.521
- This is so stupid, dude.

00:52:09.522 --> 00:52:10.806
I'm not singing.

00:52:13.120 --> 00:52:15.803
- You hang on to that fuckin'
book deal for dear life.

00:52:15.804 --> 00:52:17.564
And you and I both know that that

00:52:17.565 --> 00:52:20.848
is not the thing that is paralyzing you.

00:52:23.640 --> 00:52:24.640
- Really?

00:52:25.880 --> 00:52:26.880
Okay, well.

00:52:29.640 --> 00:52:32.159
That was my fault, too, so.

00:52:32.160 --> 00:52:33.160
- Sing it.

00:52:34.280 --> 00:52:36.199
- I'm not singing about that, Ben.

00:52:36.200 --> 00:52:37.040
I don't even wanna talk

00:52:37.041 --> 00:52:37.927
about it.
- I don't wanna talk

00:52:37.928 --> 00:52:39.206
about it either.

00:52:42.600 --> 00:52:45.159
You had a miscarriage.

00:52:45.160 --> 00:52:47.891
That does not make you a failure.

00:52:49.200 --> 00:52:52.039
- Does it make me a success?

00:52:52.040 --> 00:52:53.040
- Sing.

00:52:56.000 --> 00:52:57.727
- I'm not singing about it.
- Sing about your miscarriage.

00:52:57.728 --> 00:52:58.640
- Is this a joke to you?

00:52:58.641 --> 00:52:59.926
- This is the furthest thing...
- Please, I...

00:52:59.927 --> 00:53:02.159
- From a joke to me.

00:53:02.160 --> 00:53:04.891
It's the one thing that
we don't talk about.

00:53:04.892 --> 00:53:07.359
And so I don't know how else to...

00:53:17.640 --> 00:53:19.290
♫ I

00:53:20.800 --> 00:53:23.929
♫ I failed as a woman

00:53:25.880 --> 00:53:29.930
♫ What happened is totally human

00:53:35.160 --> 00:53:37.199
Let's see this through.

00:53:37.200 --> 00:53:38.200
Okay?

00:53:41.920 --> 00:53:45.049
You're out of your own
way when you're up there.

00:53:45.050 --> 00:53:46.319
It's exciting.

00:53:46.320 --> 00:53:48.402
It's exciting for me to watch you.

00:53:48.403 --> 00:53:51.519
It's exciting for you to do.

00:53:51.520 --> 00:53:53.919
And we have something to share.

00:53:53.920 --> 00:53:55.410
We're doing it together.

00:53:55.411 --> 00:53:58.239
- No, I know, I like that.

00:53:58.240 --> 00:54:00.719
- So, it's a small hiccup.

00:54:00.720 --> 00:54:03.799
We go, we fuck up, we
try it again, we learn.

00:54:03.800 --> 00:54:05.245
- Yeah, I know, but I don't like that.

00:54:05.246 --> 00:54:07.039
The middle part, the...

00:54:07.040 --> 00:54:07.880
- It's all part

00:54:07.881 --> 00:54:08.720
of the process.
- The fuck up.

00:54:08.721 --> 00:54:09.846
- It's part of the process.
- I know.

00:54:09.847 --> 00:54:13.970
But it's just that, the
failing makes you a failure.

00:54:15.800 --> 00:54:18.159
- I don't think so.

00:54:18.160 --> 00:54:20.481
Failing makes you an artist.

00:54:27.200 --> 00:54:28.200
- Okay.

00:54:34.760 --> 00:54:35.602
' Hey.

00:54:35.603 --> 00:54:36.759
- Hey Dave.

00:54:36.760 --> 00:54:37.760
- Hi guys.

00:54:38.640 --> 00:54:40.369
- Look, we heard everything
you said the other night.

00:54:40.370 --> 00:54:43.125
- Yeah, and we're gonna
change, we promise.

00:54:43.126 --> 00:54:45.919
- We need you in our band.

00:54:45.920 --> 00:54:47.199
- No more fighting?

00:54:47.200 --> 00:54:48.040
- No more fighting.

00:54:48.041 --> 00:54:49.007
- Except in our songs.

00:54:49.008 --> 00:54:50.044
- Which are all fights.

00:54:50.045 --> 00:54:51.639
- To avoid really fighting.
- Yeah.

00:54:51.640 --> 00:54:52.924
- Do I still have to dress like a baby?

00:54:52.925 --> 00:54:53.762
- No.
- No.

00:54:53.763 --> 00:54:54.883
- No, in fact, I actually,

00:54:54.884 --> 00:54:56.359
I think this look works.
- Yeah.

00:54:56.360 --> 00:54:57.200
- You like this?

00:54:57.201 --> 00:54:58.087
- I love this.
- Yeah.

00:54:58.088 --> 00:54:59.764
- I don't know what, where it came from.

00:54:59.765 --> 00:55:02.519
But it's great.
- It's just my cozies.

00:55:02.520 --> 00:55:03.839
- Like...

00:55:03.840 --> 00:55:05.879
- That's so interesting.
- They're like pajamas?

00:55:05.880 --> 00:55:06.722
- Yeah.

00:55:06.723 --> 00:55:09.199
- That's very interesting.
- Very interesting.

00:55:09.200 --> 00:55:10.799
- Thanks.

00:55:10.800 --> 00:55:14.079
Well, I'm ready to gig if you guys are.

00:55:14.080 --> 00:55:15.199
- So are we.
- Let's do it.

00:55:15.200 --> 00:55:16.200
- Okay.

00:55:18.320 --> 00:55:19.479
Oh.

00:55:19.480 --> 00:55:20.970
What is the order?

00:55:22.160 --> 00:55:23.366
- It's just, I think
it's just a celebration.

00:55:23.367 --> 00:55:24.883
- Okay, cool.
- All right.

00:55:24.884 --> 00:55:26.211
One more thing.
- Yeah.

00:55:26.212 --> 00:55:30.399
- If we're gonna be a real
band, we need a band name.

00:55:34.400 --> 00:55:35.367
- A little of this.

00:55:40.680 --> 00:55:43.047
- Hi, we're The Dirty Dishes.

00:55:46.720 --> 00:55:48.722
One, two, three, four.

00:56:04.080 --> 00:56:07.479
♫ Please do not ask me
if you've gained weight

00:56:07.480 --> 00:56:11.199
♫ Especially when we're
goin' out on a date

00:56:11.200 --> 00:56:15.079
♫ I have no idea if you've
gained a pound of two

00:56:15.080 --> 00:56:19.319
♫ And even if I did I would not tell you

00:56:27.440 --> 00:56:29.044
♫ I

00:56:31.400 --> 00:56:32.526
- That's okay.

00:56:34.600 --> 00:56:36.599
♫ I hate my body

00:56:36.600 --> 00:56:38.648
♫ That's obvious 'cause I'm a woman

00:56:38.649 --> 00:56:40.519
♫ I'm also always hungry

00:56:40.520 --> 00:56:42.522
♫ Did I mention that I'm a woman

00:56:42.523 --> 00:56:46.119
♫ Eating is my only
source of true happiness

00:56:46.120 --> 00:56:48.282
♫ Pardon me if I wanna kill myself

00:56:48.283 --> 00:56:53.199
♫ When I don't fit in my dress
♫ You want me to lie, lie, lie

00:56:53.200 --> 00:56:57.079
♫ You want me to lie, lie, lie

00:56:57.080 --> 00:57:00.719
♫ I want to eat pie, pie, pie

00:57:00.720 --> 00:57:04.850
♫ But just look at my
thighs, thighs, thighs

00:57:05.840 --> 00:57:07.399
♫ Love

00:57:07.400 --> 00:57:09.050
♫ Is love

00:57:11.000 --> 00:57:13.002
♫ Is love

00:57:14.760 --> 00:57:16.679
♫ Is love

00:57:16.680 --> 00:57:18.887
♫ Is lying

00:57:23.720 --> 00:57:26.610
♫ Oh love and lies

00:58:22.684 --> 00:58:23.719
- Thank you.

00:58:32.800 --> 00:58:34.039
Do you like my jacket?

00:58:34.040 --> 00:58:35.159
- I love it.

00:58:35.160 --> 00:58:36.241
- I got it at Party City.

00:58:36.242 --> 00:58:37.890
- No, you didn't.
- Yes, I did.

00:58:37.880 --> 00:58:38.847
- They don't have clothing.
- Hey.

00:58:38.848 --> 00:58:41.359
So listen, I talked to
Crystal Vichycoisse.

00:58:41.360 --> 00:58:42.200
- Yeah.

00:58:42.201 --> 00:58:43.040
- And she had a pretty rough night.

00:58:43.041 --> 00:58:43.846
- Oh.

00:58:43.847 --> 00:58:44.682
- She acted out.

00:58:44.683 --> 00:58:47.119
She ended up having compulsive
sex with this 37-year-old.

00:58:47.120 --> 00:58:47.962
- Oh no.

00:58:47.963 --> 00:58:49.439
Is his age the problem or is it,

00:58:49.440 --> 00:58:50.327
no, it's the...
- It's this compulsion.

00:58:50.328 --> 00:58:51.479
She can't help it.
- Right.

00:58:51.480 --> 00:58:52.322
- She can't help it.

00:58:52.323 --> 00:58:53.639
- Right, she relapsed.

00:58:53.640 --> 00:58:55.210
- I mean, I don't even
know what they see in her.

00:58:55.211 --> 00:58:57.839
You know, I mean, she's just
so unappealing, you know,

00:58:57.840 --> 00:58:59.444
in the face, and the body, and everything.

00:58:59.445 --> 00:59:00.766
It must be her sense of humor.

00:59:00.767 --> 00:59:03.239
Anyway, this guy works for a record label.

00:59:03.240 --> 00:59:04.080
- Mm-hmm.
- Uh-huh.

00:59:04.081 --> 00:59:05.241
- And she brought him
to the show last night.

00:59:05.242 --> 00:59:06.999
- Shut up.
- That's awesome.

00:59:07.000 --> 00:59:07.965
- Are you being for real?

00:59:07.966 --> 00:59:08.802
- Yeah, and he really liked it.

00:59:08.803 --> 00:59:10.599
- Wow.

00:59:10.600 --> 00:59:12.090
- Yeah, he was really into it.

00:59:12.091 --> 00:59:13.639
- Dave, that's

00:59:13.640 --> 00:59:16.039
insane.
- That's awesome.

00:59:16.040 --> 00:59:18.759
- You look fuckin' hot.

00:59:18.760 --> 00:59:19.600
- What?

00:59:19.601 --> 00:59:20.485
- Yeah.

00:59:20.486 --> 00:59:21.288
- Whoa.

00:59:21.289 --> 00:59:24.239
- Like, if I didn't know you,
I'd wanna get to know you.

00:59:24.240 --> 00:59:25.080
- Who are you?

00:59:25.081 --> 00:59:26.809
Like, how are we gonna
keep writing fight songs

00:59:26.810 --> 00:59:29.485
if we never fight about anything anymore?

00:59:29.486 --> 00:59:32.079
- Well, we could write love songs.

00:59:36.000 --> 00:59:36.840
- Yeah, no.

00:59:36.841 --> 00:59:37.646
Let's skip that part.
- It just seems weird.

00:59:37.647 --> 00:59:38.480
Yeah.

00:59:38.481 --> 00:59:39.320
As soon as I said it...
- Yeah.

00:59:39.321 --> 00:59:40.287
- I was like, that is a bad idea.

00:59:40.288 --> 00:59:43.006
- Yeah, can we just, I
feel like we gotta get,

00:59:43.007 --> 00:59:44.805
just for our creative process, just,

00:59:44.806 --> 00:59:47.319
can you be a little bit more
of a dick to me this morning?

00:59:47.320 --> 00:59:48.559
- Okay, you want me to leave the room

00:59:48.560 --> 00:59:50.050
and come back as a dickhead?

00:59:50.051 --> 00:59:51.639
- Yeah.
- Yep, okay.

00:59:51.640 --> 00:59:52.679
<i>- Okay, you ready'?</i>

00:59:52.680 --> 00:59:53.520
You're gonna go

00:59:53.521 --> 00:59:54.405
on your own action.
- Comin' in hot.

00:59:54.406 --> 00:59:55.160
<i>'</i> Okay.

00:59:55.161 --> 00:59:56.207
- Have you seen my sneakers?

00:59:59.080 --> 01:00:00.241
- What do you think?

01:00:00.242 --> 01:00:01.765
- About what, my sneakers?

01:00:01.766 --> 01:00:03.199
I can't find 'em.

01:00:03.200 --> 01:00:05.168
- Do you like my outfit?

01:00:06.600 --> 01:00:08.759
- Is this the only option?

01:00:11.160 --> 01:00:12.639
- Wow.

01:00:12.640 --> 01:00:13.959
That's like Brando or somethin'.

01:00:13.960 --> 01:00:15.244
- Was that good?
- That's fuckin' insane

01:00:15.245 --> 01:00:16.205
that you can go...
- We're in a fight now,

01:00:16.206 --> 01:00:17.087
right?
- Yeah, oh yeah.

01:00:17.088 --> 01:00:18.491
We're certainly in a fight.

01:00:18.492 --> 01:00:22.399
- Right?
- Yeah, yeah.

01:00:22.400 --> 01:00:23.242
I love you.

01:00:23.243 --> 01:00:24.730
- I love you, too.

01:00:25.640 --> 01:00:26.766
- Oh my god, how long has it been

01:00:26.767 --> 01:00:28.410
since we've had a date night?

01:00:28.411 --> 01:00:30.279
- I don't know, never?

01:00:30.280 --> 01:00:32.085
- Also, I can't believe
that this label dude

01:00:32.086 --> 01:00:33.161
is interested in us.

01:00:33.162 --> 01:00:34.805
- Hold on, being interested in something

01:00:34.806 --> 01:00:36.679
is different than being, you know,

01:00:36.680 --> 01:00:38.409
committed to something.
- I know, it was just,

01:00:38.410 --> 01:00:39.481
that's so exciting,

01:00:39.482 --> 01:00:42.599
like things are finally happening for us.

01:00:42.600 --> 01:00:43.600
- TO US.

01:00:47.400 --> 01:00:51.121
- Hey, maybe let's
celebrate a different way.

01:00:52.520 --> 01:00:53.362
I don't know,

01:00:53.363 --> 01:00:56.489
I just feel like being
present for this right now.

01:00:56.490 --> 01:00:59.999
- Yeah, no, I wanna be present, too.

01:01:00.000 --> 01:01:01.161
I don't, we don't need...

01:01:01.162 --> 01:01:02.879
- Yeah.
- To smoke to celebrate.

01:01:02.880 --> 01:01:03.880
- Okay.

01:01:17.720 --> 01:01:19.399
How's your day going?

01:01:48.360 --> 01:01:50.839
- You know when you meet
people, and you're like, oh.

01:01:58.360 --> 01:02:00.727
- I have never
seen you two like this.

01:02:00.728 --> 01:02:02.799
- I know.

01:02:02.800 --> 01:02:04.439
It's so awesome.

01:02:04.440 --> 01:02:05.282
- I'm so happy for you.

01:02:05.283 --> 01:02:06.599
- Thank you.

01:02:06.600 --> 01:02:07.487
- It's amazing.

01:02:07.488 --> 01:02:09.959
- Okay, I think that's everything.

01:02:09.960 --> 01:02:14.799
- Oh, babe, could you just
grab the spoons for dessert?

01:02:14.800 --> 01:02:16.079
- What?

01:02:16.080 --> 01:02:18.879
- The dessert spoons, honey.

01:02:18.880 --> 01:02:20.445
- Right, yeah.
- For dessert, yeah.

01:02:20.446 --> 01:02:22.042
There you go.
- Okay, right, okay.

01:02:22.043 --> 01:02:23.246
- All right, thank you.

01:02:23.247 --> 01:02:24.399
All right.

01:02:24.400 --> 01:02:25.959
Love you.

01:02:25.960 --> 01:02:28.679
- So, what happens when
they go away like that?

01:02:28.680 --> 01:02:29.884
- I'm not sure.
- Where do they go?

01:02:29.885 --> 01:02:30.720
- I don't know,

01:02:30.721 --> 01:02:32.404
but sometimes I wish he
would just stay there longer.

01:02:32.405 --> 01:02:34.039
You know, it gives me a break, too.

01:02:34.040 --> 01:02:34.880
Can you...
- I feel bad.

01:02:34.881 --> 01:02:35.720
Tell me what else to do.
- No, no, no.

01:02:35.721 --> 01:02:36.799
Just go sit down.
- Are you sure?

01:02:36.800 --> 01:02:37.642
- Yes, please.
- Okay.

01:02:37.643 --> 01:02:39.404
- Please, go sit down.

01:03:24.520 --> 01:03:25.520
- Yes.

01:03:26.640 --> 01:03:28.519
Take those off.

01:03:37.640 --> 01:03:38.846
Come inside me.

01:03:40.840 --> 01:03:41.762
- What?

01:03:41.763 --> 01:03:44.199
- Don't pull out this time.

01:03:44.200 --> 01:03:45.200
I'm ready.

01:03:46.000 --> 01:03:46.842
I'm ready to try again.

01:03:46.843 --> 01:03:48.251
- That's like a bigger,

01:03:48.252 --> 01:03:50.129
that's like a bigger...

01:03:51.400 --> 01:03:52.731
That's like, um.

01:03:54.240 --> 01:03:55.205
- What?

01:03:56.123 --> 01:03:57.239
What's wrong?

01:03:57.240 --> 01:04:00.439
- Nothing, it's just, that's like a,

01:04:00.440 --> 01:04:03.046
you know, a bigger conversation.

01:04:05.800 --> 01:04:06.642
- Okay.

01:04:06.643 --> 01:04:08.529
I mean, I just thought,

01:04:09.640 --> 01:04:11.244
what are we...
- Yeah, I know, it's just...

01:04:11.245 --> 01:04:13.759
- What are we waiting for at this point?

01:04:13.760 --> 01:04:14.759
- You're the one that didn't wanna.

01:04:14.760 --> 01:04:15.966
- I know, but that's what I'm saying.

01:04:15.967 --> 01:04:19.839
I'm saying that now I feel ready, finally.

01:04:19.840 --> 01:04:24.004
And, you know, I feel happy
for the first time in so long.

01:04:24.960 --> 01:04:26.119
You feel happy.

01:04:26.120 --> 01:04:28.119
Look what's happening for us.

01:04:28.120 --> 01:04:30.084
Like, we could get a record deal.

01:04:30.085 --> 01:04:31.366
You know?

01:04:31.367 --> 01:04:35.160
It's awesome.

01:04:37.800 --> 01:04:38.800
What?

01:04:46.240 --> 01:04:49.879
- We're not
getting a record deal.

01:04:49.880 --> 01:04:51.689
- You don't know that.

01:04:58.720 --> 01:05:00.839
- Oh shit.

01:05:00.840 --> 01:05:01.840
- What?

01:05:02.640 --> 01:05:05.359
- What do you mean, what?

01:05:05.360 --> 01:05:06.360
I knew it.

01:05:07.080 --> 01:05:09.519
I knew exactly how this was gonna go.

01:05:09.520 --> 01:05:10.360
Because I know the way

01:05:10.361 --> 01:05:11.599
that you looked at everything.
- Jesus, Ben.

01:05:11.600 --> 01:05:14.326
What is wrong with the way
that I looked at everything?

01:05:14.327 --> 01:05:15.922
- Like it's some fuckin' life raft.

01:05:15.923 --> 01:05:19.204
- Well, what we're doing
is finally making us happy.

01:05:19.205 --> 01:05:21.521
- I've been happy.
- Oh please, Ben.

01:05:21.522 --> 01:05:23.325
- You've been in some dark depression.

01:05:23.326 --> 01:05:24.924
- You've always been happy?

01:05:24.925 --> 01:05:26.888
Give me a fucking break.

01:05:27.960 --> 01:05:30.879
You were so checked out for so long.

01:05:30.880 --> 01:05:32.689
You are like, you lie.

01:05:34.520 --> 01:05:36.839
Fucking, is that happy?

01:05:36.840 --> 01:05:39.922
- You think you're like
a piece of fuckin' cake?

01:05:39.923 --> 01:05:41.285
- I don't wanna do this.

01:05:41.286 --> 01:05:44.279
- Do you know what it's been like since,

01:05:44.280 --> 01:05:48.410
I mean, since we lost the
baby, you've been a mess.

01:05:49.720 --> 01:05:53.164
And I just keep putting up
with it because, I don't know,

01:05:53.165 --> 01:05:55.731
I hope one day the old you will come back.

01:05:55.732 --> 01:05:57.165
- The old me, Ben?

01:05:58.160 --> 01:06:00.731
The old me was young and naive.

01:06:01.960 --> 01:06:02.961
- The old you was happy.

01:06:02.962 --> 01:06:03.999
- I am happy.

01:06:04.000 --> 01:06:04.842
- You're weeping.

01:06:04.843 --> 01:06:07.639
- I'm fucking heartbroken.

01:06:07.640 --> 01:06:11.039
Am I not allowed to have feelings?

01:06:11.040 --> 01:06:13.646
- It's just, it's too, it's crazy.

01:06:13.647 --> 01:06:14.926
- What is crazy?

01:06:16.720 --> 01:06:17.839
Fuck.

01:06:17.840 --> 01:06:19.283
Don't fucking walk away from me

01:06:19.284 --> 01:06:20.805
in the middle of a fucking talk.

01:06:20.806 --> 01:06:22.959
What is so crazy?

01:06:22.960 --> 01:06:25.403
- How do you decide which
feeling you're gonna go with

01:06:25.404 --> 01:06:27.439
when they're so close together,

01:06:27.440 --> 01:06:28.519
all these feelings...
- So fucking

01:06:28.520 --> 01:06:29.519
passive-aggressive.
- That it must be

01:06:29.520 --> 01:06:30.644
really difficult...
- You know what, Ben.

01:06:30.645 --> 01:06:31.560
- To decide, no, this is...
- Maybe...

01:06:31.561 --> 01:06:32.641
- What I'm feeling right now.
- I'm having feelings

01:06:32.642 --> 01:06:37.039
for the both of us, since
you don't seem to have any!

01:06:37.040 --> 01:06:38.371
Like, where are you?

01:06:38.372 --> 01:06:41.599
You haven't cried once
since our miscarriage.

01:06:41.600 --> 01:06:45.002
You haven't fucking felt anything with me.

01:06:46.720 --> 01:06:48.085
- I know how to handle my feelings.

01:06:48.086 --> 01:06:50.559
- Oh, you mean just bury
them and let them fester?

01:06:50.560 --> 01:06:51.839
- It's called being realistic.

01:06:51.840 --> 01:06:52.840
- Realistic?

01:06:54.520 --> 01:06:57.283
You just live in this
fuckin' state of denial.

01:06:57.284 --> 01:06:59.719
So yeah, okay, maybe
that's realistic for you.

01:06:59.720 --> 01:07:00.687
But to the rest of the world,

01:07:00.688 --> 01:07:03.246
it just looks like you're
constantly refusing to deal.

01:07:03.247 --> 01:07:05.806
- No, it looks like there goes a person

01:07:05.807 --> 01:07:08.724
who knows how to be appropriate
with their emotions.

01:07:08.725 --> 01:07:11.679
Not what you've become, which is some,

01:07:11.680 --> 01:07:15.844
honestly, sad, sniveling,
whining excuse for a woman.

01:07:21.560 --> 01:07:23.159
- What is wrong with you?

01:07:23.160 --> 01:07:24.160
- I'm sorry.

01:07:25.320 --> 01:07:28.482
It's, this is why I didn't
wanna tell you tonight.

01:07:28.483 --> 01:07:30.199
Because I knew that it would be the end.

01:07:30.200 --> 01:07:31.087
- The end of what?

01:07:31.088 --> 01:07:32.999
- The end of your freedom.

01:07:33.000 --> 01:07:36.319
Because for the last
I don't know how long,

01:07:36.320 --> 01:07:37.890
you've seemed freedomy for the first time

01:07:37.891 --> 01:07:39.639
in a long time.
- I do, I feel that, too.

01:07:39.640 --> 01:07:40.924
- That's such bullshit.
- I feel free.

01:07:40.925 --> 01:07:42.363
It's not bullshit.
- That is bullshit, Anna.

01:07:42.364 --> 01:07:43.930
Because you think this
is about a record deal?

01:07:43.931 --> 01:07:48.639
Did you really think we were
gonna get a record deal?

01:07:48.640 --> 01:07:50.688
This is about you and me.

01:07:52.920 --> 01:07:54.319
- I know.

01:07:54.320 --> 01:07:55.320
- Do you?

01:07:57.440 --> 01:07:59.442
Because all that I see from here

01:07:59.443 --> 01:08:03.319
is someone who has been
walking a tightrope.

01:08:03.320 --> 01:08:07.879
And I've never seen a tightrope
walker more excited to fall.

01:08:07.880 --> 01:08:09.003
It makes no sense to me.

01:08:09.004 --> 01:08:11.199
- I can feel myself changing, Ben.

01:08:11.200 --> 01:08:12.531
- Oh, that is so crazy...
- I know that

01:08:12.520 --> 01:08:13.407
about myself.
- For you to say.

01:08:13.408 --> 01:08:15.559
It's like, you hate change.

01:08:15.560 --> 01:08:17.560
Every time someone brings
up change, you shut down.

01:08:17.561 --> 01:08:18.402
- Oh please.

01:08:18.403 --> 01:08:20.002
That's classic coming from the guy

01:08:20.003 --> 01:08:22.443
who sits in his fucking underwear all day,

01:08:22.444 --> 01:08:24.919
just creating corporate
bullshit for a paycheck.

01:08:24.920 --> 01:08:27.479
Like, where's the old you?

01:08:27.480 --> 01:08:29.359
Where's the fuckin' old you,

01:08:29.360 --> 01:08:33.119
who used to make shit
that meant something?

01:08:33.120 --> 01:08:34.479
- I am trying.

01:08:34.480 --> 01:08:37.239
I am trying.
- Define trying.

01:08:37.240 --> 01:08:40.319
I mean, you can't keep a job
for more than three months.

01:08:40.320 --> 01:08:41.207
- People don't get me.

01:08:41.208 --> 01:08:42.281
- Oh please, Ben.

01:08:42.282 --> 01:08:46.319
This emo teenager shit
is so fucking tired.

01:08:46.320 --> 01:08:49.684
You know what, I think the
thing is everyone gets you,

01:08:49.685 --> 01:08:51.682
and that's the fuckin' problem.

01:08:51.683 --> 01:08:54.959
- Anna, you're an Uber driver.

01:08:54.960 --> 01:08:58.760
You're an Uber driver
with a failed book deal.

01:09:00.800 --> 01:09:02.559
We're fuckin' losers.

01:09:02.560 --> 01:09:04.961
I don't know if you think there's
some kind of magical thing

01:09:04.962 --> 01:09:07.725
that's gonna come and change that for you.

01:09:07.726 --> 01:09:09.599
But this is it.

01:09:09.600 --> 01:09:11.170
This is fuckin' it.

01:09:16.880 --> 01:09:17.688
- If we had been able

01:09:17.689 --> 01:09:20.039
to have a baby.
- Don't.

01:09:20.040 --> 01:09:21.999
- If we had had that baby.

01:09:22.000 --> 01:09:25.129
- Not having that baby was a blessing.

01:09:29.200 --> 01:09:31.248
- How could you say that?

01:09:34.520 --> 01:09:36.124
I want you to leave.

01:09:37.880 --> 01:09:38.880
- Fuck.

01:09:40.800 --> 01:09:43.280
- And don't fuckin' come back.

01:10:15.240 --> 01:10:17.811
Dammit.

01:10:34.320 --> 01:10:35.320
- Hey Dave.

01:10:36.560 --> 01:10:37.607
- Hey.

01:10:38.640 --> 01:10:42.281
- Do you think I could
spend the night here?

01:10:43.680 --> 01:10:45.762
- Yeah, yeah, come on in.

01:10:47.520 --> 01:10:48.760
- Thanks.

01:11:07.080 --> 01:11:09.162
- Good morning, Benjamin.

01:11:10.480 --> 01:11:12.209
- Good morning, Dave.

01:11:18.320 --> 01:11:19.479
Good morning.

01:11:19.480 --> 01:11:20.367
- Hello.

01:11:20.368 --> 01:11:21.639
- Hi.

01:11:21.640 --> 01:11:24.399
- This is called snuggle therapy.

01:11:24.400 --> 01:11:26.959
The human touch is very healing.

01:11:26.960 --> 01:11:28.405
- Well, thank you.

01:11:31.520 --> 01:11:33.963
- I used to practice
snuggling with my parents

01:11:33.964 --> 01:11:35.722
in the aftermath of their divorce.

01:11:35.723 --> 01:11:39.247
Now, the patient's instinct
is to fight the snuggle.

01:11:39.248 --> 01:11:44.159
And I assure you, Benjamin, a
snuggle ought not be fought.

01:11:44.160 --> 01:11:45.799
- Give snuggles a shot.

01:11:45.800 --> 01:11:47.959
- I do, my phone is ringing,

01:11:47.960 --> 01:11:49.644
so I do have to get it.
- I'll get it.

01:11:49.645 --> 01:11:51.599
- No, it might be Anna.

01:11:51.600 --> 01:11:56.199
And I have kind of tight
pockets in these pants.

01:11:56.200 --> 01:11:58.009
I'm just gonna get up.

01:12:02.520 --> 01:12:03.360
Hi mom.

01:12:03.361 --> 01:12:04.407
- Will you get your ass over here

01:12:04.408 --> 01:12:05.923
so I can take care of you, please.

01:12:05.924 --> 01:12:07.206
- Okay, all right.

01:12:07.207 --> 01:12:09.009
I'll be over in a bit.

01:12:10.360 --> 01:12:13.879
- Mother love is the deepest
love of all, isn't it?

01:12:13.880 --> 01:12:14.880
- Yeah.

01:14:25.320 --> 01:14:26.526
- I know I'm not perfect.

01:14:26.527 --> 01:14:30.719
But it's like, she's
just moody, demanding.

01:14:30.720 --> 01:14:33.007
Obsessive and hypercritical.

01:14:33.920 --> 01:14:35.719
- That sounds about right.

01:14:35.720 --> 01:14:38.371
' Yeah.

01:14:39.320 --> 01:14:42.529
About a year ago, we had a miscarriage.

01:14:43.920 --> 01:14:45.479
- What?

01:14:45.480 --> 01:14:47.799
Oh honey, I'm so sorry.

01:14:47.800 --> 01:14:50.406
- And I don't know, I feel like it's just,

01:14:50.407 --> 01:14:53.290
maybe we're just too broken to fix.

01:14:55.440 --> 01:14:59.525
- You know I had two miscarriages
before you were born?

01:15:00.520 --> 01:15:01.681
- No, I did not know that.

01:15:01.682 --> 01:15:03.648
- Yeah, it was horrible.

01:15:04.720 --> 01:15:05.839
Really bad.

01:15:05.840 --> 01:15:08.207
I mean, I thought I was never
gonna be able to have kids.

01:15:08.208 --> 01:15:09.799
And.

01:15:09.800 --> 01:15:10.881
And then, of course, you know,

01:15:10.882 --> 01:15:15.359
the second your dad and I
stopped trying, we had you.

01:15:15.360 --> 01:15:17.559
- Well, how did you guys get through it?

01:15:17.560 --> 01:15:18.402
- We fought.

01:15:18.403 --> 01:15:20.399
We fought like crazy, like cats and dogs.

01:15:20.400 --> 01:15:21.322
For years.

01:15:21.323 --> 01:15:22.879
Couples fight, what can I tell you?

01:15:22.880 --> 01:15:24.370
You guys have been together for so long,

01:15:24.371 --> 01:15:25.686
it's almost impossible not to.

01:15:25.687 --> 01:15:27.489
- No, we really fight.
- Yeah.

01:15:27.490 --> 01:15:29.289
- And about dumb shit.

01:15:30.760 --> 01:15:31.682
It's exhausting.

01:15:31.683 --> 01:15:32.920
- Yeah, I know.

01:15:34.160 --> 01:15:35.359
You know what?

01:15:35.360 --> 01:15:38.250
Let me give you a little
bit of advice about women.

01:15:38.251 --> 01:15:39.879
All right?

01:15:39.880 --> 01:15:42.690
And I know what I'm talking about.

01:15:43.840 --> 01:15:45.719
Okay, so, hormonally,

01:15:45.720 --> 01:15:48.243
we are just completely
different creatures.

01:15:48.244 --> 01:15:50.806
We might as well be
completely different species.

01:15:50.807 --> 01:15:53.451
You see us as overly
emotional, and that's true.

01:15:53.452 --> 01:15:57.570
We're constantly juggling a
lot of feeling and anxieties.

01:15:59.120 --> 01:16:03.999
We have difficulty separating
ourselves from our problems.

01:16:04.000 --> 01:16:04.842
Do you understand?

01:16:04.843 --> 01:16:07.889
Like we're constantly looking
for the connective tissue

01:16:07.890 --> 01:16:10.839
to find a solution, we obsess.

01:16:13.040 --> 01:16:15.599
We search for emotional cues

01:16:15.600 --> 01:16:20.239
so that we could figure out the
meaning behind the unspoken.

01:16:20.240 --> 01:16:22.288
It's not pretty in there.

01:16:25.000 --> 01:16:29.199
Problem is, we expect you to be the same.

01:16:29.200 --> 01:16:33.319
Now, you, you could take
pleasure in simple things, right?

01:16:33.320 --> 01:16:35.639
A basketball game, a video game.

01:16:35.640 --> 01:16:37.559
Really, games of any kind.

01:16:37.560 --> 01:16:38.527
- That's true.

01:16:38.528 --> 01:16:43.159
- And this ability to have
these simple pleasures,

01:16:43.160 --> 01:16:45.527
it allows you to
compartmentalize your feelings

01:16:45.528 --> 01:16:47.279
in a very different way.

01:16:47.280 --> 01:16:50.759
You could do what women
only dream of doing.

01:16:50.760 --> 01:16:53.319
You could shut your mind off.

01:16:53.320 --> 01:16:54.651
And when your minds are turned off,

01:16:54.652 --> 01:16:56.003
you forget to do things, right?

01:16:56.004 --> 01:16:57.725
You forget to do the dishes.

01:16:57.726 --> 01:17:00.525
You forget to answer a
question when we ask it.

01:17:00.526 --> 01:17:02.519
- Anna calls it the 30 second delay.

01:17:02.520 --> 01:17:03.362
- Uh-huh.

01:17:03.363 --> 01:17:05.681
And then we come at you
harder and stronger,

01:17:05.682 --> 01:17:07.967
'cause we want your respect and attention.

01:17:07.968 --> 01:17:11.559
'Cause we don't understand
your need to shut down,

01:17:11.560 --> 01:17:13.005
your need to daydream.

01:17:13.006 --> 01:17:15.119
To us, it's lazy and selfish.

01:17:15.120 --> 01:17:16.685
- And that makes us so angry.

01:17:16.686 --> 01:17:18.762
- Mm-hmm, I know, that's the aggression.

01:17:18.763 --> 01:17:20.399
That's the testosterone.

01:17:20.400 --> 01:17:21.561
And then we get hurt.

01:17:21.562 --> 01:17:22.886
That's the estrogen.

01:17:22.887 --> 01:17:24.928
- And then we get
divorced, and that's life.

01:17:24.929 --> 01:17:27.279
- Not necessarily, Benny.

01:17:27.280 --> 01:17:28.247
You know, these are all things

01:17:28.248 --> 01:17:29.924
that I really wish I understood better

01:17:29.925 --> 01:17:32.399
before your father died.

01:17:32.400 --> 01:17:35.879
Couples experience loss all the time

01:17:35.880 --> 01:17:37.919
in all different ways.

01:17:37.920 --> 01:17:40.559
It's how you understand that loss,

01:17:40.560 --> 01:17:43.323
how you navigate it
that makes a difference.

01:17:43.324 --> 01:17:45.125
- This feels a little reductive.

01:17:45.126 --> 01:17:47.361
- Yeah, I'm making
generalizations, obviously.

01:17:47.362 --> 01:17:50.639
But I'm basing them on
my marriage, my clients,

01:17:50.640 --> 01:17:53.959
my friends' marriage, yours, it seems.

01:17:53.960 --> 01:17:55.642
I can't speak for the gays.

01:17:55.643 --> 01:17:56.843
- Or the trans community.

01:17:56.844 --> 01:17:59.486
- No, I'd only be basing
that on that show on Amazon.

01:17:59.487 --> 01:18:00.639
- So good.
- Yeah.

01:18:00.640 --> 01:18:01.482
- It's so good.

01:18:01.483 --> 01:18:03.839
- But I will say this.

01:18:03.840 --> 01:18:04.963
Even though you think of us

01:18:04.964 --> 01:18:06.928
as constantly talking about our feelings,

01:18:06.929 --> 01:18:09.159
we're holding so much in.

01:18:09.160 --> 01:18:10.679
Our minds never stop.

01:18:10.680 --> 01:18:13.639
Always analyzing, worrying.

01:18:13.640 --> 01:18:16.919
I think if women could get more physical,

01:18:16.920 --> 01:18:19.287
and access our rage that way,

01:18:20.600 --> 01:18:22.170
a lot would change.

01:18:35.960 --> 01:18:38.239
♫ I'm a cannonball

01:18:38.240 --> 01:18:40.719
♫ I'm a grenade unreversible

01:18:40.720 --> 01:18:43.719
♫ Burnin' through my head now

01:18:43.720 --> 01:18:46.519
♫ Gotta get it out somehow

01:18:46.520 --> 01:18:47.879
♫ Get it out

01:18:47.880 --> 01:18:49.479
♫ Hey hey hey

01:18:49.480 --> 01:18:51.801
♫ Get it out

01:18:53.960 --> 01:18:56.239
♫ Yeah, I feel all right

01:18:56.240 --> 01:18:58.399
♫ I'm gonna do anything I like

01:18:58.400 --> 01:19:00.559
♫ Burnin' through my head now

01:19:00.560 --> 01:19:03.962
♫ Get it out, get it out

01:19:10.120 --> 01:19:12.930
♫ Three, two, one

01:19:14.160 --> 01:19:16.970
♫ One, two, three

01:20:33.360 --> 01:20:34.360
- Anna.

01:20:41.880 --> 01:20:42.880
Anna.

01:20:44.520 --> 01:20:45.520
Anna.

01:21:25.000 --> 01:21:26.479
- Hi.

01:21:26.480 --> 01:21:27.686
My name's Anna.

01:21:31.320 --> 01:21:33.527
This is a work in progress.

01:21:40.400 --> 01:21:42.639
Sorry.

01:21:42.640 --> 01:21:43.640
Okay.

01:22:02.600 --> 01:22:06.719
♫ We talk about it all but constant

01:22:06.720 --> 01:22:10.199
♫ The wolf and the wolf's meal

01:22:10.200 --> 01:22:13.999
♫ A girl, she grows up with no options

01:22:14.000 --> 01:22:17.639
♫ But to trust how her gut feels

01:22:17.640 --> 01:22:21.719
♫ When mothers warn, we should be careful

01:22:21.720 --> 01:22:25.159
♫ We walk with our thighs pressed

01:22:25.160 --> 01:22:29.119
♫ Our bodies learned to be fearful

01:22:29.120 --> 01:22:33.011
♫ Every touch a dangerous test

01:22:47.720 --> 01:22:51.439
♫ A boy, he learns he must be stoic

01:22:51.440 --> 01:22:55.039
♫ To earn his badge of pride

01:22:55.040 --> 01:22:58.439
♫ To show his pain is not heroic

01:22:58.440 --> 01:23:02.359
♫ So he keeps it bottled up inside

01:23:02.360 --> 01:23:06.079
♫ The pressure's much too much to handle

01:23:06.080 --> 01:23:09.719
♫ The struggle to provide

01:23:09.720 --> 01:23:13.519
♫ But history will not dismantle

01:23:13.520 --> 01:23:17.684
♫ The rules by which you must abide

01:23:32.400 --> 01:23:35.639
♫ Growing up is all about

01:23:35.640 --> 01:23:39.239
♫ Learning how to live without

01:23:39.240 --> 01:23:42.839
♫ The baggage of our lesser years

01:23:42.840 --> 01:23:46.559
♫ Packed tight with
hurt and rage and tears

01:23:46.560 --> 01:23:49.959
♫ You and I, let's trace a map

01:23:49.960 --> 01:23:53.559
♫ Where we can bridge this gender gap

01:23:53.560 --> 01:23:57.039
♫ The destination's very near

01:23:57.040 --> 01:24:00.319
♫ We'll spend one night
in the town of fear

01:24:00.320 --> 01:24:04.239
♫ Then drive past guilt, regret, and shame

01:24:04.240 --> 01:24:07.959
♫ To a town whose only precious name

01:24:07.960 --> 01:24:10.959
♫ Is a rustling in the trees

01:24:10.960 --> 01:24:14.959
♫ Under which we'll light a fire

01:24:14.960 --> 01:24:18.759
♫ And listen to the wind

01:24:18.760 --> 01:24:21.159
♫ Whisper

01:24:26.600 --> 01:24:28.648
♫ Desire

01:26:43.320 --> 01:26:44.320
- HEY-

01:26:45.960 --> 01:26:46.960
- Hi.

01:27:04.480 --> 01:27:06.608
- It's a work in progress.

01:27:08.960 --> 01:27:09.960
- I know.

01:27:15.280 --> 01:27:16.691
- I'm sorry, Anna.

01:27:16.692 --> 01:27:18.091
- I'm sorry, too.

01:27:19.000 --> 01:27:20.000
I love you.

01:27:21.320 --> 01:27:23.479
- I love you, too.

01:27:36.160 --> 01:27:37.160
- Okay.

01:27:41.280 --> 01:27:43.362
- Writing session.
- Yeah.

01:27:46.240 --> 01:27:47.046
- How do you write

01:27:47.047 --> 01:27:48.881
a love song that's not like...
- I have no idea...

01:27:48.882 --> 01:27:50.006
- The corniest.
- How you do that.

01:27:50.007 --> 01:27:52.239
You know.

01:27:52.240 --> 01:27:55.079
- It just feels so overdone.

01:27:55.080 --> 01:27:58.129
- Yeah, I have so much
respect now for Babyface.

01:27:58.130 --> 01:27:59.679
- I know.
- You know.

01:28:01.960 --> 01:28:02.925
- I mean, I had a lot of respect

01:28:02.926 --> 01:28:03.726
for him before.
- No, no,

01:28:03.727 --> 01:28:04.560
he's a great musician.
- Yeah.

01:28:04.561 --> 01:28:05.607
Yeah.
- I'm just saying, I have

01:28:05.608 --> 01:28:09.764
a whole new level of respect.
- A whole new love, I know.

01:28:11.200 --> 01:28:13.248
- I mean, the real question is...

01:28:13.249 --> 01:28:14.526
- What does love

01:28:17.160 --> 01:28:18.160
mean to you?

01:28:48.520 --> 01:28:51.039
♫ There was a time

01:28:51.040 --> 01:28:54.759
♫ I couldn't bear to be bare

01:28:54.760 --> 01:28:57.999
♫ I was swallowed up

01:28:58.000 --> 01:29:00.999
♫ By the unfair

01:29:01.000 --> 01:29:04.239
♫ But you came along

01:29:04.240 --> 01:29:07.759
♫ My truth serum

01:29:07.760 --> 01:29:10.599
♫ To repair

01:29:10.600 --> 01:29:13.239
♫ So we could repair

01:29:13.240 --> 01:29:17.325
♫ Love is more than a switch
that needs to be flipped

01:29:18.560 --> 01:29:21.559
♫ Yeah, love is a drip

01:29:21.560 --> 01:29:23.799
♫ One, two, three, four

01:29:30.080 --> 01:29:33.519
♫ It's a concrete mission

01:29:33.520 --> 01:29:37.039
♫ That certified friction

01:29:37.040 --> 01:29:40.559
♫ It takes precision

01:29:40.560 --> 01:29:44.159
♫ To avoid collision

01:29:44.160 --> 01:29:47.519
♫ Noble is this

01:29:47.520 --> 01:29:50.999
♫ We're mister and missus

01:29:51.000 --> 01:29:54.439
♫ We'll never dismiss

01:29:54.440 --> 01:29:58.159
♫ What it takes to make this

01:29:58.160 --> 01:30:00.049
♫ Love

01:30:01.840 --> 01:30:03.729
♫ Song

01:30:05.160 --> 01:30:07.049
♫ Love

01:30:08.880 --> 01:30:10.723
♫ Song

01:30:12.280 --> 01:30:13.930
♫ Love from different
planets, but it's good

01:30:13.931 --> 01:30:15.559
♫ It's trust no one, but you must trust

01:30:15.560 --> 01:30:17.244
♫ It's bendin' down
and grittin' your teeth

01:30:17.245 --> 01:30:19.082
♫ It's seein' what you think you've seen

01:30:19.083 --> 01:30:20.885
♫ It's putting out the daily fire

01:30:20.886 --> 01:30:22.722
♫ It's facing all the welcome desires

01:30:22.723 --> 01:30:24.479
♫ It's never shuttin' the bathroom door

01:30:24.480 --> 01:30:26.084
♫ Laughing inside, even when you're bored

01:30:26.085 --> 01:30:27.799
♫ It's finding new from the every day

01:30:27.800 --> 01:30:28.881
♫ It's fuckin' your brains out

01:30:28.882 --> 01:30:33.010
♫ Every which way
- One, two, three.

01:30:35.080 --> 01:30:36.719
♫ Love is a fight, fight

01:30:36.720 --> 01:30:38.319
♫ A fight with you

01:30:38.320 --> 01:30:41.119
♫ And that's the only love I know

01:30:41.120 --> 01:30:43.487
♫ To be true

01:30:44.720 --> 01:30:47.121
♫ I love you

01:31:03.920 --> 01:31:06.679
♫ You and I

01:31:06.680 --> 01:31:09.570
HI, I, I, I, I, I

01:31:13.760 --> 01:31:16.719
♫ We can fight

01:31:16.720 --> 01:31:20.850
♫ Fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight

01:31:23.720 --> 01:31:28.519
♫ Try we might to find the light

01:31:28.520 --> 01:31:31.091
♫ Try we might

01:31:43.200 --> 01:31:46.079
♫ You and I

01:31:46.080 --> 01:31:49.209
♫ I, I, I, I, I, I, I

01:31:52.880 --> 01:31:56.119
♫ Get low, get high

01:31:56.120 --> 01:32:00.011
♫ High, high, high, high, high

01:32:02.800 --> 01:32:05.399
♫ But by the by

01:32:05.400 --> 01:32:07.879
♫ Side by side

01:32:07.880 --> 01:32:10.531
♫ Still we find

01:32:11.640 --> 01:32:13.599
♫ We find the fight

01:32:13.600 --> 01:32:16.763
♫ Fight, fight, fight,
fight, fight, fight, fight

01:32:16.764 --> 01:32:18.279
♫ We find the fight

01:32:18.280 --> 01:32:21.719
♫ Fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight

01:32:21.720 --> 01:32:23.399
♫ We find the fight

01:32:23.400 --> 01:32:26.799
♫ Fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight

01:32:26.800 --> 01:32:28.719
♫ We find the fight

01:32:28.720 --> 01:32:31.919
♫ Fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight

01:32:31.920 --> 01:32:34.759
♫ We find the fight

01:32:46.850 --> 01:32:59.850
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