WEBVTT 00:00:14.434 --> 00:00:25.434 ..:: Presented By ZarFilm Website ::.. ‏.:: www.bolboljan.net ::. 00:00:27.458 --> 00:00:29.263 Look out! 00:01:00.290 --> 00:01:02.561 Hey! Trying to work here! 00:01:03.527 --> 00:01:05.623 Perhaps you could work a little faster. 00:01:05.703 --> 00:01:08.505 Perhaps if you hadn't tripped the damn alarm. 00:01:10.867 --> 00:01:14.058 Pamela, we are out of time. The police will be here soon. 00:01:14.138 --> 00:01:15.961 Or worse... 00:01:16.641 --> 00:01:18.763 Batman, I know, I know! 00:01:18.843 --> 00:01:23.095 But it's like trying to find a needle in a... haystack. 00:01:27.584 --> 00:01:30.222 Come on, come on. 00:01:34.959 --> 00:01:36.463 Bingo. 00:03:26.170 --> 00:03:28.258 Nothing was physically stolen. 00:03:28.338 --> 00:03:29.785 Obviously. 00:03:29.865 --> 00:03:33.500 There was no effort to minimize collateral. This was about information. 00:03:33.580 --> 00:03:37.502 There's no way Poison Ivy could've accessed S.T.A.R. Labs' secure data. 00:03:37.582 --> 00:03:39.369 Got it. 00:03:39.449 --> 00:03:43.456 Here's the file they copied. Looks like this is the only thing they cared about. 00:03:45.489 --> 00:03:48.445 - Oh, no. - Holland. 00:03:48.525 --> 00:03:51.883 "Holland." Why does that sound so familiar? 00:03:51.963 --> 00:03:53.833 Be my guest. 00:03:59.135 --> 00:04:01.859 Alec Holland was working on a bio-restorative formula... 00:04:01.939 --> 00:04:04.388 ...to turn deserts into forests. 00:04:06.342 --> 00:04:09.234 Until a saboteur's bomb destroyed that dream. 00:04:10.314 --> 00:04:13.269 His body engulfed in the burning experimental compound... 00:04:13.349 --> 00:04:15.605 ...Holland tried to douse the flames. 00:04:15.685 --> 00:04:18.343 The chemicals reacted with the surrounding bayou. 00:04:18.423 --> 00:04:21.094 His entire physiognomy changed. 00:04:21.559 --> 00:04:24.314 - Holland was transformed into... - Swamp Thing. 00:04:24.394 --> 00:04:26.651 That's it! That's what attacked me. 00:04:26.731 --> 00:04:28.533 Not quite. 00:04:30.134 --> 00:04:33.878 This is Jason Woodrue, aka the Floronic Man. 00:04:33.958 --> 00:04:38.229 Terrific. Poison Ivy teaming up with Jason Woodrue. 00:04:38.309 --> 00:04:39.996 We're in for a ride. 00:04:40.076 --> 00:04:42.198 I see two immediate objectives. 00:04:42.278 --> 00:04:44.150 If you'll excuse us. 00:04:47.118 --> 00:04:50.107 A, figure out what Ivy and Woodrue were up to. 00:04:50.187 --> 00:04:52.910 And B, find out where the green team is hiding out. 00:04:52.990 --> 00:04:56.080 I'll take A. I have a hunch I need to look into. 00:04:56.160 --> 00:05:00.850 You take B. Check previous addresses, known associates. 00:05:00.930 --> 00:05:03.720 - Oh, crap. - Right. 00:05:03.800 --> 00:05:05.820 We need Harley Quinn. 00:05:05.900 --> 00:05:09.427 Last I heard, Harley went off the grid after she got out on parole. 00:05:09.507 --> 00:05:12.530 No one's heard a thing since. Rumor is she's gone straight... 00:05:12.610 --> 00:05:16.249 - ...but also, just plain gone. - No one disappears without a trace. 00:05:16.329 --> 00:05:18.943 Someone knows something. Someone always does. 00:05:19.023 --> 00:05:22.055 It's just a matter of shaking the right tree. 00:05:27.308 --> 00:05:30.314 Hey, thanks again for helping us out with that League of Assassins thing... 00:05:30.394 --> 00:05:32.431 ...in Nanda Parbat. 00:05:33.130 --> 00:05:35.785 Oof. That Lady Shiva. 00:05:35.865 --> 00:05:39.304 Wouldn't say no to a slice of that pie, you know what I mean? 00:05:42.906 --> 00:05:44.961 So, what can I do for you, Batman? 00:05:45.041 --> 00:05:48.433 A lot going on today, but I can spare a few minutes. 00:05:48.513 --> 00:05:51.668 A man was abducted from his home two days ago. 00:05:51.748 --> 00:05:53.552 Harold Goldblum. 00:05:54.484 --> 00:05:58.042 Stupid hand. Henderson! 00:05:58.122 --> 00:06:01.612 How do you even know about that? We've got a total media lockdown. 00:06:01.692 --> 00:06:05.071 Let's just say I've got eyes and ears everywhere, Sarge. 00:06:05.151 --> 00:06:09.267 Hacking the A.R.G.U.S. computer is a federal crime, Batman. 00:06:09.667 --> 00:06:13.691 Goldblum is a former professor of chemistry at Metropolis University. 00:06:13.771 --> 00:06:17.862 Spent 15 years heading up GothCorp Chemicals' R&D division. 00:06:17.942 --> 00:06:20.296 Most recently, he's been working for the NSA... 00:06:20.376 --> 00:06:22.866 ...specializing in biological warfare. 00:06:22.946 --> 00:06:26.804 He was their top mind in biology, botany and toxicology. 00:06:26.884 --> 00:06:29.522 I need to know what he was working on. 00:06:30.087 --> 00:06:32.042 That'll be all, Henderson. 00:06:32.122 --> 00:06:35.326 Right, Sarge. Big fan. 00:06:37.395 --> 00:06:40.584 I'm sorry, Batman, that's classified. 00:06:40.664 --> 00:06:42.109 My hands are tied. 00:06:42.189 --> 00:06:44.788 Strange that you would put it just that way. 00:06:44.868 --> 00:06:46.778 - Why? - A fringe hacker group... 00:06:46.858 --> 00:06:50.460 ...recently accessed information about key A.R.G.U.S. employees. 00:06:50.540 --> 00:06:53.864 Some of them seem to be engaged in, shall we say... 00:06:53.944 --> 00:06:56.568 ...questionable nocturnal activities. 00:06:57.248 --> 00:06:59.113 Are you blackmailing me? 00:06:59.193 --> 00:07:01.738 I'm explaining that I can help stop a crime... 00:07:01.818 --> 00:07:04.290 ...in exchange for some information. 00:07:05.321 --> 00:07:10.814 Fine. But for the record, what Mistress Ilsa does for me is considered therapy... 00:07:10.894 --> 00:07:13.117 ...in some countries. 00:07:13.197 --> 00:07:17.221 It's an odd case. No ransom demands, political requests, nothing. 00:07:17.301 --> 00:07:20.458 He just vanished. Whoever took the guy, they either killed him... 00:07:20.538 --> 00:07:23.627 ...or they're keeping him alive for reason or reasons unknown. 00:07:23.707 --> 00:07:25.930 - Any leads? - Nothing viable. 00:07:26.010 --> 00:07:28.415 The investigation is at a dead end. 00:07:29.613 --> 00:07:31.901 Goldblum's field of expertise... 00:07:31.981 --> 00:07:34.992 ...is man-made, pandemic terrorist attacks. 00:07:35.072 --> 00:07:39.195 Anthrax, Ebola, flesh-eating bacteria, you know? 00:07:39.275 --> 00:07:41.112 Yes, I do. 00:07:41.192 --> 00:07:45.182 In fact, he's the world's leading expert on the subject. 00:07:45.262 --> 00:07:48.152 Jesus, the stuff that guy knows. 00:07:48.232 --> 00:07:52.272 I don't mean to be callous, a part of me hopes they just kill them. 00:07:59.182 --> 00:08:01.198 - No, sorry. - Uh-uh. 00:08:01.278 --> 00:08:04.071 - Nah, man. - Mmm, no. 00:08:04.151 --> 00:08:07.124 - Haven't seen her. - I would've liked to. 00:08:07.204 --> 00:08:11.532 Dame owes me three weeks' back rent! If you find her, you tell her she can eat my... 00:08:11.612 --> 00:08:14.912 She had... 00:08:14.992 --> 00:08:17.081 ...the cutest smile. 00:08:17.161 --> 00:08:20.516 Morty, that was your niece, Irene! 00:08:20.596 --> 00:08:24.422 Always saying she looks like this Harley Quinn, but I don't see it. 00:08:24.502 --> 00:08:28.224 And an adorable tuchus. 00:08:28.304 --> 00:08:29.413 Morty! 00:08:29.493 --> 00:08:32.109 - Hasn't been around. - Afraid not, my son. 00:08:32.189 --> 00:08:34.571 - Lo siento. - Can I have that picture? 00:08:34.651 --> 00:08:37.434 It was at that deli... 00:08:37.514 --> 00:08:39.169 ...on 3rd Street. 00:08:39.249 --> 00:08:42.005 Morty, that was two years ago... 00:08:42.085 --> 00:08:44.193 ...in Miami! 00:08:47.106 --> 00:08:49.879 I could go for a Reuben myself about now. 00:08:49.959 --> 00:08:51.647 With extra kraut. 00:08:54.031 --> 00:08:55.902 Hang on. 00:09:25.963 --> 00:09:28.986 Okay, we got one Power Girl jumbo combo... 00:09:29.066 --> 00:09:32.255 ...one Black Canary leg and thigh, with coleslaw. 00:09:32.335 --> 00:09:34.806 Gonna lose that hand, pudding. 00:09:41.811 --> 00:09:44.368 Anything else for you today, boys? 00:09:44.448 --> 00:09:46.470 - Uh, no. - I'm good. 00:09:46.550 --> 00:09:49.555 Yeah, me, too. Totally good. 00:09:50.808 --> 00:09:53.444 Crazy broad broke my freaking arm. 00:09:53.524 --> 00:09:57.130 Hey, Chet, this crazy broad broke my freaking arm! 00:10:02.565 --> 00:10:04.369 Got to be her. 00:11:16.373 --> 00:11:18.777 Come on out. I know you're there. 00:11:20.945 --> 00:11:22.666 I got good ears. 00:11:22.746 --> 00:11:25.269 Your hearing gets mighty sharp in Arkham. 00:11:25.349 --> 00:11:27.407 Things go bump in the night. 00:11:27.487 --> 00:11:30.446 Hi, Harley. Long time no see. 00:11:30.526 --> 00:11:32.624 I'd like to keep it that way. 00:11:33.390 --> 00:11:35.579 You're a hard girl to find. 00:11:35.659 --> 00:11:38.581 Pretty clever, hiding in plain sight like that. 00:11:38.661 --> 00:11:43.418 I have a few questions. For example, where can I find your BFF Poison Ivy? 00:11:47.704 --> 00:11:50.084 We need your help. Ivy is... 00:11:50.164 --> 00:11:53.529 Save it, honey. I don't mix it up with the costume crowd anymore. 00:11:53.609 --> 00:11:55.596 I turned over a new leaf, as it were. 00:11:55.676 --> 00:11:58.886 Listen, Ivy's fallen in with the wrong crowd. 00:11:58.966 --> 00:12:02.555 She and Jason Woodrue are up to something, and we have to stop them. 00:12:02.635 --> 00:12:04.825 They're a lethal combo, Harley. 00:12:04.905 --> 00:12:09.078 Lots of people could get hurt or killed. Ivy could get hurt or killed. 00:12:09.158 --> 00:12:12.448 Nuh-uh. I am done with capes and tights and masks. 00:12:12.528 --> 00:12:15.025 Just trying like hell to lead a normal life. 00:12:15.105 --> 00:12:18.989 Really? Funny that you're not, say using your psychiatric training... 00:12:19.069 --> 00:12:20.490 ...to make a decent living... 00:12:20.570 --> 00:12:24.461 ...instead of dressing up in skimpy red and black for a minimum wage, plus tips. 00:12:24.541 --> 00:12:27.031 Pretty weird way to kick a habit. 00:12:27.111 --> 00:12:29.999 You've got to be just itching to get back in the game. 00:12:30.079 --> 00:12:33.492 Nice try, but you're on your own, Nightwig. 00:12:34.517 --> 00:12:37.374 You haven't reported to your parole officer in months. 00:12:37.454 --> 00:12:40.543 I should just drag your crazy ass back to jail right now. 00:12:40.623 --> 00:12:44.863 Oh, yeah? Just freaking try, you butt-wipe! 00:12:58.142 --> 00:13:02.031 Sorry, kiddo, but you're getting the payback for every pinch, goose and butt-slap... 00:13:02.111 --> 00:13:04.516 ...I've gotten for the last three months. 00:13:30.074 --> 00:13:31.729 Give up? 00:13:31.809 --> 00:13:35.646 Just when things are getting interesting? Fat chance! 00:13:49.425 --> 00:13:50.962 Whip. 00:13:58.318 --> 00:14:00.756 Ready to call it a night, Harley? 00:14:09.512 --> 00:14:12.118 What's so funny, Chuckles? 00:14:20.857 --> 00:14:22.862 Some girls like mace. 00:14:23.392 --> 00:14:26.382 I prefer a little low-grain Joker venom. 00:14:26.462 --> 00:14:29.735 Only useful thing I ever got from that ass-hat. 00:14:36.739 --> 00:14:39.411 Nighty-night, jerk. 00:14:52.189 --> 00:14:54.077 Don't know what you expect to find. 00:14:54.157 --> 00:14:57.125 My best people have been over this place a dozen times. 00:15:01.731 --> 00:15:05.437 No offense to your best people... but they're not me. 00:15:15.578 --> 00:15:17.366 What is it? 00:15:17.446 --> 00:15:19.702 Oh, yay, a leaf. 00:15:19.782 --> 00:15:21.604 Kind of like all of these. 00:15:21.684 --> 00:15:24.074 No, not like those. 00:15:24.154 --> 00:15:27.407 It's a completely different phylum from every other leaf in here. 00:15:27.487 --> 00:15:30.980 Great, you're the world's greatest florist, too. 00:15:31.060 --> 00:15:34.884 Look closely. Have you ever seen a leaf like this? 00:15:35.364 --> 00:15:39.439 - Can't say that I have. - That's because it isn't from our planet. 00:15:39.519 --> 00:15:41.557 Not even from our dimension. 00:15:42.605 --> 00:15:45.696 Wait, you mean Jason Woodrue? 00:15:45.776 --> 00:15:49.165 That freak was here? This is bad. 00:15:49.245 --> 00:15:51.368 Your forensic people are bad. 00:15:51.448 --> 00:15:54.487 This... is catastrophic. 00:15:55.608 --> 00:15:59.776 Nightwing, this is Batman. Come in. Nightwing? 00:15:59.856 --> 00:16:02.999 - Everything okay? - He should've reported in by now. 00:16:03.079 --> 00:16:06.083 You want me to send out a search team? They're the best that... 00:16:06.163 --> 00:16:08.247 Well, they're pretty good. 00:16:08.327 --> 00:16:11.471 Like I said, eyes and ears everywhere. 00:16:11.551 --> 00:16:15.036 Besides... Nightwing can handle himself. 00:16:18.943 --> 00:16:22.583 I know, I know, freaking stupid. Bringing him back to my place. 00:16:22.663 --> 00:16:25.069 But what was I supposed to do? I couldn't just let him go. 00:16:25.149 --> 00:16:29.806 He knows the secret location of my hidey-hole. He'd blab to Batman for sure. 00:16:29.886 --> 00:16:32.409 Could've just killed him, dumbass. 00:16:32.489 --> 00:16:36.779 Nah, I'm not a criminal anymore. Plus, he's kind of too cute to kill. 00:16:36.859 --> 00:16:39.415 And anyway, maybe I should help out. 00:16:39.495 --> 00:16:42.652 Sounds like Ivy could be in some serious trouble. 00:16:43.032 --> 00:16:46.557 Don't bother yelling for help. This dump is condemned. 00:16:46.637 --> 00:16:50.193 Nobody in the whole building but us, Nightwig. 00:16:50.273 --> 00:16:53.002 - "Wing." - Eh? 00:16:53.642 --> 00:16:55.865 It's Nightwing. 00:16:55.945 --> 00:16:59.844 Really? Guess I was thinking of that goofy mullet you used to have. 00:16:59.924 --> 00:17:02.739 Yeesh. That was like a whole decade of bad-hair days. 00:17:02.819 --> 00:17:07.120 Sticks and stones, lady. I've taken trash talk from bigger criminals than you. 00:17:07.200 --> 00:17:10.213 "Criminals"? If you hadn't noticed, I went straight. 00:17:10.293 --> 00:17:12.028 I'm a freaking waitress already. 00:17:12.108 --> 00:17:15.367 Oh, golly, that's right, I stand corrected. 00:17:18.003 --> 00:17:21.591 Check this out, smart guy. My pile of rejection letters. 00:17:21.671 --> 00:17:24.293 Evidently, the Mayo Clinic's got some dumb policy... 00:17:24.373 --> 00:17:27.164 ...of not hiring former costume super-villains. 00:17:27.244 --> 00:17:30.034 Just like every other hospital in the world. 00:17:30.114 --> 00:17:32.115 There are other jobs. 00:17:32.195 --> 00:17:34.571 Oh, sure. I got a ton of offers. 00:17:34.651 --> 00:17:38.275 "We got a very special role for you in Bad Girls After Dark." 00:17:38.355 --> 00:17:39.675 And you got to love this one. 00:17:39.755 --> 00:17:44.683 "A tasteful pictorial to be shot in Thailand for legal reasons." 00:17:47.296 --> 00:17:50.220 You say I'm a criminal, they say I'm a whore. 00:17:50.300 --> 00:17:53.639 Well, I'm sick of other people telling me what I am! 00:17:55.738 --> 00:17:57.328 Whatever. 00:17:57.808 --> 00:18:01.030 Got to say, you gave me a heck of a workout. 00:18:01.110 --> 00:18:03.333 Got me all sweat-stinky. 00:18:03.413 --> 00:18:06.669 Phew! Definitely could use a shower. 00:18:06.749 --> 00:18:08.839 I think better when I don't reek. 00:18:08.919 --> 00:18:12.041 Still got to figure out what to do about Nightwig over there. 00:18:12.421 --> 00:18:15.946 Hmm, what to wear, what to wear? 00:18:16.026 --> 00:18:19.883 Sucker-punch Harley. Arctic Harley. Street-luge Harley. 00:18:19.963 --> 00:18:24.621 Roller-babe Harley. Steampunk Harley. Goth-Lolita Harley. 00:18:24.901 --> 00:18:27.858 Hey, Nightwig, is it true you used to be Robin? 00:18:28.938 --> 00:18:33.578 Hmph. Ain't that a kick in the pants. Little boy-wonder all grown up. 00:18:37.246 --> 00:18:40.486 Okay, now, don't be getting any funny ideas. 00:18:40.566 --> 00:18:42.620 Too late. 00:18:42.952 --> 00:18:46.700 It's funny. I always kind of thought you and Batman didn't like girls. 00:18:46.780 --> 00:18:49.846 - Wait, what? - You know, that book... 00:18:49.926 --> 00:18:52.365 ...with the headlights and the eyeball-gouging... 00:18:52.445 --> 00:18:54.424 ...I had to write a paper on it back in college. 00:18:54.504 --> 00:18:56.786 - Got a B-minus. - Look, Harley, I... 00:18:56.866 --> 00:19:00.083 Pretty lonely these last few months, if you know what I mean. 00:19:00.163 --> 00:19:03.793 You don't meet a lot of likely prospects at Superbabes. 00:19:03.873 --> 00:19:05.529 I'm kind of choosy. 00:19:05.609 --> 00:19:09.333 I'm not saying I don't want to, 'cause that could be nice. 00:19:09.413 --> 00:19:13.316 All sorts of wrong, but nice. Right now... 00:19:13.396 --> 00:19:15.939 ...I just really need to find Poison... 00:19:16.019 --> 00:19:18.841 Face it, sugar. I got something you want... 00:19:18.921 --> 00:19:21.845 ...and you sure as shooting got something I want. 00:19:21.925 --> 00:19:25.414 So, be a good boy, and maybe, maybe... 00:19:25.494 --> 00:19:27.717 ...wama will give you a cookie. 00:19:28.297 --> 00:19:30.653 The things I do for Gotham. 00:19:30.733 --> 00:19:33.372 I'm taking that as a yes. 00:19:35.621 --> 00:19:37.594 It's disgusting. 00:19:37.974 --> 00:19:40.044 It's an abomination. 00:19:41.528 --> 00:19:45.101 You think I like swapping spit with this geezer every six hours? 00:19:45.181 --> 00:19:48.972 If you've got a better way to keep him under our control, I am all ears. 00:19:49.352 --> 00:19:51.507 There's always torture. 00:19:51.587 --> 00:19:53.443 I don't torture. 00:19:53.573 --> 00:19:56.046 The seven-billion meat bags who infest this world... 00:19:56.126 --> 00:19:59.234 ...would probably consider our plans for them torture. 00:19:59.314 --> 00:20:01.911 Or at least cruel and inhumane. 00:20:01.991 --> 00:20:05.989 Our plans are for the improvement of every organism on Earth. 00:20:06.149 --> 00:20:08.492 The very definition of humane. 00:20:08.572 --> 00:20:11.364 "Humane." What an ironic word... 00:20:11.444 --> 00:20:16.065 ...coined by a species completely devoid of compassion for any other life forms... 00:20:16.145 --> 00:20:18.128 ...or each other, for that matter. 00:20:18.208 --> 00:20:22.738 They all talk about climate change, but have they actually changed anything? 00:20:22.818 --> 00:20:27.910 Indeed, they have. They've doubled their output of greenhouse gases... 00:20:27.990 --> 00:20:30.326 ...increased the rate of deforestation... 00:20:30.406 --> 00:20:32.549 ...ravaged the planet. 00:20:32.629 --> 00:20:35.792 You said it yourself, Pamela, and I quote... 00:20:35.872 --> 00:20:41.442 "Humans simply will not give a crap unless we force them to." 00:20:41.522 --> 00:20:44.527 Well, once our virus is activated... 00:20:44.607 --> 00:20:48.928 ...every single person on this planet will have a vested interest... 00:20:49.008 --> 00:20:51.482 ...in going green. 00:21:12.401 --> 00:21:16.167 - Oh, God, no. Stop, stop! - You stop it! 00:21:16.247 --> 00:21:18.686 You're gonna make me pee! 00:21:21.144 --> 00:21:23.373 Hey, hey, hey. 00:21:30.921 --> 00:21:33.008 Harley Quinn reporting for duty, sir. 00:21:33.088 --> 00:21:36.395 I was... I was just about to call you. 00:21:49.472 --> 00:21:51.311 Meet you at the car. 00:21:54.511 --> 00:21:56.383 Did you get what you needed? 00:21:56.613 --> 00:22:01.905 Well, yeah... Ivy's whereabouts, of course, that's what you meant. 00:22:01.985 --> 00:22:04.256 No, not yet. 00:22:07.356 --> 00:22:09.961 Like you never made out with a super-villain. 00:22:15.848 --> 00:22:18.287 So, here's how it's gonna work, dynamic duo. 00:22:18.367 --> 00:22:22.107 Nobody knows Ivy like I know Ivy. Now, I can help you find her... 00:22:22.187 --> 00:22:25.158 ...but you're gonna let me talk some sense into her before you come in, swinging. 00:22:25.238 --> 00:22:26.987 And then, when this whole thing is over... 00:22:27.067 --> 00:22:29.433 ...you're gonna put in a good word for me with the parole board. 00:22:29.513 --> 00:22:33.374 Tell them what a fine, upstanding citizen I am, etcetera, etcetera. 00:22:34.384 --> 00:22:35.888 Hmm... 00:22:36.586 --> 00:22:38.660 - ...no. - What the what? 00:22:38.740 --> 00:22:42.111 But, I mean... aren't you gonna... don't you need... 00:22:42.191 --> 00:22:44.707 I don't make deals with psychopaths. 00:22:44.787 --> 00:22:49.354 Sociopath! So-ci-o-path! 00:22:49.434 --> 00:22:51.987 Jeez, why does everybody always get that wrong? 00:22:52.067 --> 00:22:54.958 If you aren't willing to agree to my terms, why should I help you? 00:22:55.108 --> 00:22:58.093 You'll help us, or the rest of the world will cease to exist. 00:22:58.173 --> 00:23:00.965 As insane as you are, you enjoy living. 00:23:02.085 --> 00:23:05.627 How about just a little something to sweeten the deal? Spa day? 00:23:05.707 --> 00:23:09.386 Autographed picture for my little cousin? He's real sick. 00:23:10.854 --> 00:23:13.069 Okay, fine, whatever, you're the boss. 00:23:13.149 --> 00:23:16.915 Wait, she's coming with us? Is that really a good idea? 00:23:16.995 --> 00:23:20.984 It's not my first choice. But we can't afford to let her out of our sight. 00:23:21.064 --> 00:23:23.261 She might tip off Ivy that we're on to her. 00:23:23.341 --> 00:23:25.854 Yeah, dangerous loony over here. 00:23:25.934 --> 00:23:28.206 Never know what she's gonna do. 00:23:32.708 --> 00:23:34.997 Here, there's a little trick to it. 00:23:35.077 --> 00:23:39.192 - Hey! Watch the hands, Buster Brown. - Sorry, I was just... 00:23:39.272 --> 00:23:42.306 Jeez, 20 minutes of naughty fun time and they think they own you. 00:23:42.386 --> 00:23:44.239 I wasn't, I was just trying to... 00:23:44.319 --> 00:23:46.842 Look, maybe I'll call you sometime, okay? 00:23:46.922 --> 00:23:49.360 Like when I'm out of batteries or something. 00:23:54.847 --> 00:23:57.554 Based on Goldblum's area of expertise... 00:23:57.634 --> 00:24:00.190 ...Woodrue and Ivy's ideological profiles 00:24:00.270 --> 00:24:04.287 ...and the S.T.A.R. Labs break-in, there's only one conclusion. 00:24:04.367 --> 00:24:07.631 They're going to synthesize the formula that created Swamp Thing... 00:24:07.711 --> 00:24:12.002 ...convert it into a fast-spreading virus and "save the world..." 00:24:12.082 --> 00:24:14.821 ...by turning humanity into animal-plant hybrids. 00:24:14.901 --> 00:24:17.456 What? Ew. Look, don't get me wrong. 00:24:17.536 --> 00:24:21.577 I ain't no racist. I mean, some of my best friends are plant people. 00:24:21.657 --> 00:24:24.780 Well, on the bright side, at least they aren't actually killing anyone. 00:24:24.860 --> 00:24:27.623 - Perhaps not intentionally. - Here we go. 00:24:27.703 --> 00:24:31.288 It's bad enough if they succeed and we all live as plant people. 00:24:31.368 --> 00:24:33.709 But that's not even the worst-case scenario. 00:24:34.069 --> 00:24:36.058 If any part of their plan is off... 00:24:36.138 --> 00:24:39.695 ...even a slight bit, within weeks, days maybe... 00:24:39.775 --> 00:24:42.898 We could be looking at the extinction of all life on the planet. 00:24:42.978 --> 00:24:45.701 - Jeebus. - But wait a minute. 00:24:45.781 --> 00:24:49.823 Why do they need the Holland formula? Why not just make the virus from themselves? 00:24:49.903 --> 00:24:53.803 It's a shortcut. Reverse engineering their own DNA could take years... 00:24:53.883 --> 00:24:57.881 ...maybe decades. Neither of them was ever fully human to begin with. 00:24:57.961 --> 00:25:01.952 She's a natural mutation. And he's an exile Dryad from another dimension. 00:25:02.032 --> 00:25:06.690 - "Exile Dryad from..." you shitting me! - We've seen weirder things. 00:25:06.770 --> 00:25:11.395 Harley, we just need you to help us find Ivy. That's all. We'll handle the rest. 00:25:11.475 --> 00:25:13.363 No problem. I know this guy. 00:25:13.443 --> 00:25:15.899 One of Ivy's top henchmen, probably still tight with him. 00:25:15.979 --> 00:25:18.701 And he is... oh, my God! Stop the car! 00:25:18.781 --> 00:25:20.202 - No. - But it's him! 00:25:20.282 --> 00:25:22.152 - Who? - That guy! 00:25:25.588 --> 00:25:28.659 Hey, you! Bobby Leibowitz! 00:25:29.376 --> 00:25:31.177 Oh, crap! 00:25:31.527 --> 00:25:33.121 Harley. Wait! 00:27:26.875 --> 00:27:28.732 Lousy, stinking... 00:27:28.812 --> 00:27:32.535 ...stand me up for senior prom! 00:27:32.615 --> 00:27:36.692 - That's enough. - Dumps me for that chick with the big... 00:27:36.772 --> 00:27:39.951 - Sorry, she's off her meds. - Won't happen again. 00:27:41.241 --> 00:27:44.462 But seriously, dude, sounds like you kind of had it coming. 00:27:45.374 --> 00:27:49.254 ...made my mother cry! Was she worth it, douchebag? 00:28:02.344 --> 00:28:04.548 Waited ten years to get that... 00:28:05.948 --> 00:28:07.751 I was just... 00:28:09.318 --> 00:28:10.821 But... 00:28:12.222 --> 00:28:13.809 He... 00:28:14.389 --> 00:28:16.768 Pull a stupid stunt like that again, and I'm dumping you off... 00:28:16.848 --> 00:28:19.228 - ...at the nearest police station. - Oh, big whoop. 00:28:19.308 --> 00:28:22.285 "You're living under my roof. You play by my rules." 00:28:22.365 --> 00:28:26.189 Is that it? Newsflash, gruesome. You ain't my dad! 00:28:26.269 --> 00:28:29.993 This isn't a game, Harley. I need you to stay focused on the job at hand. 00:28:30.073 --> 00:28:33.562 Focus-schmocus. You know, I'm starting to rethink this whole deal. 00:28:33.642 --> 00:28:37.300 Here I am, helping you guys out, pro bono, I might add... 00:28:37.380 --> 00:28:40.336 ...and you got to go and get all mega control-freaky on me. 00:28:40.416 --> 00:28:44.329 "Do this. Don't do that! Sit up straight. Brush after every meal. 00:28:44.409 --> 00:28:47.644 "Don't bite your toenails. Keep your knees together when you're wearing a dress." 00:28:47.724 --> 00:28:51.681 - Harley! There are lives at stake. - Oh, my God! 00:28:51.761 --> 00:28:55.366 Yeah, yeah, the whole world's gonna plotz. I get it. I get it. 00:28:56.115 --> 00:28:59.688 You think I'm just some dizzy airhead that don't know nothing. 00:28:59.768 --> 00:29:01.491 Do you know what I am? 00:29:01.571 --> 00:29:04.027 My punishment for dropping out of med school. 00:29:04.607 --> 00:29:08.263 Wrong. I'm the answer to all your prayers, pally. 00:29:08.343 --> 00:29:11.148 Take the Donnenfeld Expressway to Bludhaven. 00:29:12.849 --> 00:29:15.654 Come on. Trust me this time. 00:29:33.336 --> 00:29:36.759 Okay, you really wanna stop the car this time. 00:29:36.839 --> 00:29:41.445 Those Hawkgirl spicy wings I had at Superbabes are doing a tango in my tummy. 00:29:48.851 --> 00:29:51.656 Seriously. I'm dying back here. 00:29:54.490 --> 00:29:55.993 Fine. 00:29:58.993 --> 00:30:02.419 - Ugh! Holy... - It's not so bad. 00:30:02.899 --> 00:30:05.704 Smells like discipline. 00:30:16.346 --> 00:30:18.166 Oh, man! 00:30:18.246 --> 00:30:21.085 Batman, I'm begging you. 00:30:30.726 --> 00:30:34.199 I'll give you ten bucks if you floor it and don't look back. 00:30:39.267 --> 00:30:43.827 I know. It looks like a total dump. But trust me... it is a total dump. 00:30:44.307 --> 00:30:48.113 Howsomever, all the cool hench-people hang out here. 00:30:49.779 --> 00:30:52.468 Bet you dollars to donuts, Shrubbie's inside. 00:30:52.548 --> 00:30:55.019 Guy just loves to dance. 00:31:08.864 --> 00:31:10.888 I have nightmares like this. 00:31:14.853 --> 00:31:17.527 Not sure just how welcome we are here. 00:31:17.607 --> 00:31:22.681 Oh, relax. You'll fit right in. Try to look a little less stick-up-your-assy. 00:31:23.946 --> 00:31:27.102 # Don't pull your love out on me, baby 00:31:27.182 --> 00:31:31.006 # If you do, then I think that maybe I'll just lay me down 00:31:31.086 --> 00:31:33.577 # Cry for a hundred years 00:31:33.657 --> 00:31:36.578 # Don't pull your love out on me, honey 00:31:36.658 --> 00:31:38.814 # Take my heart, my soul, my money 00:31:38.894 --> 00:31:43.268 # But don't leave me here drowning in my tears 00:31:43.348 --> 00:31:45.754 # You say you're gonna leave 00:31:45.834 --> 00:31:48.076 # Gonna take that big white bird 00:31:48.156 --> 00:31:50.526 # Gonna fly right out of here 00:31:50.606 --> 00:31:52.861 # Without a single word 00:31:52.941 --> 00:31:55.397 # But you know you'll break my heart 00:31:55.477 --> 00:31:58.368 # When I watch you close that door 00:31:58.448 --> 00:32:02.459 # 'Cause I know I won't see you anymore 00:32:04.853 --> 00:32:07.577 # But don't pull your love out on me, baby... # 00:32:07.657 --> 00:32:11.674 Oh, look! I was right! There's Shrubbie. Hey, Shrubbie! 00:32:12.727 --> 00:32:14.549 Be right back. 00:32:14.629 --> 00:32:17.495 # Don't pull your love out on me, honey 00:32:17.575 --> 00:32:21.925 # Take my heart, my soul, my money, but don't leave me here drowning... 00:32:22.005 --> 00:32:23.860 Long time, no see, Shrubbie. 00:32:23.940 --> 00:32:26.561 # Haven't I been good to you? 00:32:26.641 --> 00:32:28.931 # What about that brand new ring? 00:32:29.011 --> 00:32:31.316 # Doesn't that mean love to you? 00:32:31.396 --> 00:32:33.687 # Doesn't that mean anything? 00:32:33.767 --> 00:32:35.972 # If I threw away my pride 00:32:36.052 --> 00:32:39.308 # And I got down on my knees 00:32:39.388 --> 00:32:43.428 # Would you make me beg you pretty please? # 00:32:45.528 --> 00:32:48.474 # Don't pull your love out on me, baby 00:32:48.554 --> 00:32:51.521 # If you do, then I think that maybe I'll just lay me down 00:32:51.601 --> 00:32:53.779 Still got the moves, Shrubbie. 00:32:53.859 --> 00:32:58.025 - Milk for the gentleman. - # Don't pull your love out on me, honey 00:32:58.105 --> 00:33:00.409 # Take my heart, my soul, my money 00:33:00.489 --> 00:33:04.649 # But don't leave me here drowning in my tears 00:33:05.480 --> 00:33:07.869 # There's so much I wanna do 00:33:07.949 --> 00:33:10.239 # I've got love enough for two 00:33:10.319 --> 00:33:14.159 # But I'll never use it, girl, if I don't have you 00:33:16.646 --> 00:33:19.481 # Don't pull your love out on me, baby 00:33:19.561 --> 00:33:23.285 # If you do, then I think that maybe I'll just lay me down 00:33:23.365 --> 00:33:25.954 # Cry for a hundred years 00:33:26.034 --> 00:33:28.858 # Don't pull your love out on me, honey 00:33:28.938 --> 00:33:32.527 # Take my heart, my soul, my money, but don't leave me to drowning... # 00:33:32.607 --> 00:33:36.080 I got to do something for Shrubbie or there's no deal. 00:33:55.898 --> 00:33:58.854 # I'm in the phone booth, it's the one across the hall 00:33:58.934 --> 00:34:01.923 # If you don't answer, I'll just ring it off the wall 00:34:02.103 --> 00:34:05.627 # I know he's there, but I just had to call 00:34:05.707 --> 00:34:10.500 # Don't leave me hanging on the telephone 00:34:12.033 --> 00:34:17.061 # Don't leave me hanging on the telephone 00:34:19.622 --> 00:34:22.912 # I heard your mother now, she's going out the door 00:34:22.992 --> 00:34:26.115 # Did she go to work or just go to the store 00:34:26.195 --> 00:34:28.918 # All those things she said, I told you to ignore # 00:34:28.998 --> 00:34:32.621 - Hey, buddy, watch this. - # Oh, why can't we talk again # 00:34:32.701 --> 00:34:35.990 - Oh, man. Don't do it. - # Oh, why can't we talk again 00:34:36.070 --> 00:34:39.161 # Oh, why can't we talk again 00:34:39.241 --> 00:34:44.299 # Don't leave me hanging on the telephone 00:34:45.479 --> 00:34:51.286 # Don't leave me hanging on the telephone 00:34:51.366 --> 00:34:54.542 # It's good to hear your voice, you know it's been so long 00:34:54.622 --> 00:34:57.763 # If I don't get your calls, then everything goes wrong 00:34:57.843 --> 00:35:01.484 # I want to tell you something you've known all along 00:35:01.564 --> 00:35:06.444 # Don't leave me hanging on the telephone # 00:35:19.982 --> 00:35:21.651 Wait. 00:35:21.731 --> 00:35:24.940 # I had to interrupt and stop this conversation 00:35:25.020 --> 00:35:27.840 # Your voice across the line gives me a strange sensation 00:35:27.920 --> 00:35:31.447 # I'd like to talk when I can show you my affection 00:35:31.527 --> 00:35:34.884 # Oh, I can't control myself 00:35:34.964 --> 00:35:37.921 # Oh, I can't control myself 00:35:38.001 --> 00:35:41.224 # Oh, I can't control myself 00:35:41.304 --> 00:35:46.862 # Don't leave me hanging on the telephone 00:35:46.942 --> 00:35:49.967 # Hang up and run to me, whoa! 00:35:50.047 --> 00:35:53.270 # Hang up and run to me, whoa! 00:35:53.350 --> 00:35:56.416 # Hang up and run to me, whoa! 00:35:56.496 --> 00:36:00.175 # Hang up and run to me, whoa! 00:36:00.255 --> 00:36:02.326 # Run to me # 00:36:19.207 --> 00:36:20.711 Happy? 00:36:21.777 --> 00:36:23.615 Thanks a heap, Shrub. 00:36:26.249 --> 00:36:28.253 I got it. Let's go. 00:36:36.258 --> 00:36:39.382 You put a lot of bodies in the slammer, Bat fink. 00:36:39.462 --> 00:36:42.254 Only way you getting out of here is in a black plastic bag... 00:36:42.334 --> 00:36:43.846 ...with a zipper up the front. 00:36:43.926 --> 00:36:47.027 - A body bag. - He knows what it is! 00:37:07.189 --> 00:37:10.645 Okay, boys. Let's dance! 00:37:23.206 --> 00:37:25.247 See? That was fun, right? 00:37:28.411 --> 00:37:31.276 - Go ahead, Watch Tower. - Hey, Bat, this is Booster. 00:37:31.356 --> 00:37:34.600 Got your emergency alert. Hey, the thing is, most of our heavy hitters... 00:37:34.680 --> 00:37:39.141 ...are out near Rigel trying to stop a rogue comet or black hole or something. 00:37:39.221 --> 00:37:41.745 And a bunch of them are at that christening at Aquaman's place... 00:37:41.825 --> 00:37:44.112 ...and you know the reception down there kind of sucks. 00:37:44.192 --> 00:37:47.582 I only got a handful of guys here on standby. I could send... 00:37:47.662 --> 00:37:51.653 ...uh, let's see. Black Condor. 00:37:51.733 --> 00:37:53.537 The Elongated Man. 00:37:54.402 --> 00:37:55.906 Triumph. 00:37:56.839 --> 00:37:58.709 Bloodwind. 00:37:59.008 --> 00:38:02.530 Or I could just come down myself, give you guys a hand. 00:38:02.610 --> 00:38:05.334 Not much going on up here and the foosball table is still busted. 00:38:05.654 --> 00:38:08.908 That's all right, Booster. Thanks anyway. We'll make do. 00:38:08.988 --> 00:38:13.207 You sure? 'Cause it's no problem. One of these can totally cover for me. 00:38:13.287 --> 00:38:16.735 Sorry, Booster. Going under some high-tension wires. 00:38:16.815 --> 00:38:19.831 - That sounds like paper. - Over and out. 00:38:21.162 --> 00:38:22.919 That was too close. 00:38:23.549 --> 00:38:25.901 We got any of them fries left? 00:38:29.438 --> 00:38:33.027 You're just going to feel a bit of pressure here, little fellow. 00:38:33.107 --> 00:38:35.579 Everything's going to be just fine. 00:38:42.784 --> 00:38:44.239 It's working. 00:38:44.719 --> 00:38:46.542 He's stable! 00:38:47.122 --> 00:38:51.679 Look how beautiful you are! Come to Momma, cutie pie. 00:38:51.759 --> 00:38:54.517 It works. It works! 00:38:54.597 --> 00:38:56.918 This is no ordinary leafy mouse... 00:38:56.998 --> 00:38:59.222 ...but a harbinger of the new age. 00:38:59.302 --> 00:39:04.526 The dead grinding factories of man will be replaced by cathedrals of mighty redwoods. 00:39:04.606 --> 00:39:08.693 A verdant green life-covered Earth will burst for... 00:39:09.844 --> 00:39:11.167 Eww! 00:39:11.447 --> 00:39:14.443 Subject response, negative. 00:39:14.523 --> 00:39:16.338 Why isn't it working? 00:39:16.418 --> 00:39:19.074 He's faking. He's not even trying! 00:39:19.154 --> 00:39:21.210 Your persuasion kiss has worn off! 00:39:21.290 --> 00:39:24.813 He's still under my control. Harold, tell us what went wrong. 00:39:24.893 --> 00:39:27.450 This is an incredibly complex azeotrope. 00:39:27.530 --> 00:39:31.487 The virus conversion of the formula works perfectly on paper. 00:39:31.567 --> 00:39:36.574 There are literally millions of variables that could be corrupting the process. 00:39:36.654 --> 00:39:39.324 Take a guess, meat bag! 00:39:39.404 --> 00:39:41.896 Well, guessing is hardly scientific... 00:39:41.976 --> 00:39:45.266 ...but I suspect it may have something to do with the fact... 00:39:45.346 --> 00:39:49.670 ...that we've been using plain old swamp water from nearby Slaughter Swamp... 00:39:49.750 --> 00:39:51.162 ...for our experiments. 00:39:51.242 --> 00:39:55.177 No, what we need is the precise bio-nutrients and chemicals... 00:39:55.257 --> 00:39:59.215 ...from the water at the exact place where the Swamp Thing was created. 00:39:59.295 --> 00:40:02.100 The Ween Right Swamp in Louisiana. 00:40:02.684 --> 00:40:05.154 Oh, for God's sake. What a pain in the ass! 00:40:05.234 --> 00:40:08.367 No, Pamela, no. It's perfect! Don't you see? 00:40:08.447 --> 00:40:11.783 The lagoon feeds directly into the Gulf of Mexico. 00:40:11.863 --> 00:40:15.497 Where the Gulf's stream currents will carry the virus into the greater Atlantic. 00:40:15.577 --> 00:40:18.324 And then, the world! 00:40:18.404 --> 00:40:21.403 Mother Earth's salvation. 00:40:21.483 --> 00:40:23.954 Ground zero! 00:40:28.757 --> 00:40:32.535 - I said it last time. Your turn. - It's over, Ivy. 00:40:32.615 --> 00:40:35.401 - Harley? - Hiya, Red. 00:40:35.481 --> 00:40:38.736 You're with them? Oh, Harl! 00:40:38.816 --> 00:40:42.691 Come on, Pammy, what are you doing? You're really gonna change us all into plants? 00:40:42.771 --> 00:40:44.746 You know I don't look good in green. 00:40:44.826 --> 00:40:49.334 I'm sorry, Harley, but there's no other way. Humankind have had their chance. 00:40:49.414 --> 00:40:51.665 And you've had yours! 00:41:20.900 --> 00:41:22.383 Oh, gross! 00:42:06.788 --> 00:42:08.792 Jason, the work! 00:42:13.529 --> 00:42:14.944 Whoa, what's happening? 00:42:15.024 --> 00:42:17.819 He's waking up. I need to keep him hypnotized. 00:42:17.899 --> 00:42:20.321 Hmm... no. 00:42:22.170 --> 00:42:24.041 Occam's Razor. 00:42:25.539 --> 00:42:28.063 Red! You can leave me here, Pammy. 00:42:28.143 --> 00:42:31.032 You know my skin. I burn easy. 00:42:31.112 --> 00:42:33.601 That idiot meat skate betrayed you, Pamela. 00:42:33.681 --> 00:42:36.938 She's your worst enemy. Leave her to her fate! 00:43:09.918 --> 00:43:11.473 Nightwing? 00:43:11.953 --> 00:43:13.057 Nightwing? 00:43:17.657 --> 00:43:19.529 Over here! 00:43:30.168 --> 00:43:31.293 You okay? 00:43:31.373 --> 00:43:34.228 My ears are gonna be ringing for a week. 00:43:34.308 --> 00:43:36.831 But no broken bones. Ow! 00:43:36.911 --> 00:43:40.001 I think. Where's Harley? 00:43:42.684 --> 00:43:45.689 It's okay. You're gonna be okay. 00:43:46.455 --> 00:43:49.678 Just hang in there, Doc. Look, here's Batman. 00:43:49.758 --> 00:43:52.513 He'll fix you right up. Sure he will. 00:43:52.593 --> 00:43:54.747 Don't pull it out. 00:43:56.664 --> 00:43:58.487 Lift his head up. 00:44:00.735 --> 00:44:03.373 Louisiana! 00:44:04.206 --> 00:44:07.663 - Don't try to talk. It's okay. - No. 00:44:08.643 --> 00:44:10.148 Must... 00:44:10.778 --> 00:44:13.984 ...they need swamp water. 00:44:14.617 --> 00:44:16.138 Complete... 00:44:16.818 --> 00:44:18.507 ...process. 00:44:18.587 --> 00:44:20.410 We're losing him. 00:44:21.090 --> 00:44:25.102 It's okay, Doc. You did good. You did real good. 00:44:25.382 --> 00:44:27.347 We'll take it from here. 00:44:29.297 --> 00:44:33.789 Hey, Doc. When you get to heaven, you should look up my bubbe. 00:44:33.869 --> 00:44:36.925 Fran Quinzel. She's super nice. 00:44:37.005 --> 00:44:39.877 I think you two would really hit it off. 00:45:24.820 --> 00:45:29.116 It was wrong. We shouldn't have left them there, not in the flames. What if she... 00:45:29.196 --> 00:45:31.447 Died? Good. 00:45:31.527 --> 00:45:33.949 She's on the wrong side of this, Ivy. 00:45:34.529 --> 00:45:36.585 Don't tell me you are getting cold feet. 00:45:36.665 --> 00:45:38.669 No, I just... 00:45:39.117 --> 00:45:40.970 ...never mind. 00:45:44.972 --> 00:45:47.409 Safe to say we are thoroughly screwed. 00:45:47.609 --> 00:45:50.999 They're bound to have all the airports and train stations covered by now. 00:45:51.079 --> 00:45:54.002 And I can maybe disguise myself and squeak through the cordon... 00:45:54.082 --> 00:45:55.971 ...but you? 00:45:56.551 --> 00:45:59.574 Well, it was a nice dream while it last... 00:45:59.654 --> 00:46:01.073 Is that a yam? 00:46:01.153 --> 00:46:03.749 A very special yam, yes. 00:46:03.829 --> 00:46:06.497 With certain unique properties. 00:46:07.496 --> 00:46:11.386 I removed half a dozen of these tubers from Swamp Thing's corpse a few years ago... 00:46:11.466 --> 00:46:13.804 ...while he was temporarily deceased. 00:46:13.902 --> 00:46:19.179 This is my last one. I've been saving it for just such an occasion. 00:46:21.376 --> 00:46:24.032 - Not hungry. - Eat. 00:46:24.512 --> 00:46:26.541 It's frozen. 00:46:26.621 --> 00:46:27.866 Eat! 00:46:35.424 --> 00:46:37.027 More! 00:46:40.928 --> 00:46:43.952 Ugh! It tastes awful. 00:46:44.032 --> 00:46:45.536 Whoa! 00:46:52.907 --> 00:46:55.144 Take my hand. 00:47:20.034 --> 00:47:21.780 What the... 00:47:21.860 --> 00:47:23.407 Relax. 00:47:24.672 --> 00:47:27.496 Concentrate on our destination. 00:47:28.076 --> 00:47:31.281 Become one with the green. 00:47:32.047 --> 00:47:35.053 With the green! 00:47:42.056 --> 00:47:44.461 Silly me, I almost forgot. 00:48:00.741 --> 00:48:02.797 Oh, man, I'm beat. 00:48:03.377 --> 00:48:05.700 How are you doing, Nightwig? 00:48:08.651 --> 00:48:11.539 Oh, right, Nightwing, sorry. 00:48:11.619 --> 00:48:14.510 It's like that thing when you can't remember if it's suppose to be "their..." 00:48:14.590 --> 00:48:17.880 ...with E-I-R, or "they're" with Y-apostrophe-R-E? 00:48:17.960 --> 00:48:20.215 You know, you got a 50-50 chance to getting it right... 00:48:20.295 --> 00:48:22.297 ...but somehow you always pick the wrong... 00:48:25.434 --> 00:48:28.639 Anyhow... sorry. 00:48:32.173 --> 00:48:33.977 Forget it. 00:48:35.510 --> 00:48:37.164 Yeah? 00:48:37.244 --> 00:48:39.413 So, we're good? 00:48:42.885 --> 00:48:44.238 Sure. 00:48:54.796 --> 00:48:56.450 The police are setting up roadblocks. 00:48:56.530 --> 00:48:59.150 Covering the airports, bus terminals, train stations. 00:48:59.230 --> 00:49:02.790 Sarge Steel is calling in the FBI and the National Guard. 00:49:02.870 --> 00:49:05.279 - What about us? - We're headed to Louisiana... 00:49:05.359 --> 00:49:07.114 ...fast. 00:49:21.076 --> 00:49:25.505 The GPS coordinates for the Holland lab are locked in. Saddle up. 00:49:27.930 --> 00:49:29.967 Thanks for your help. 00:49:34.936 --> 00:49:38.109 Hey! Now wait just a goddamn minute. 00:49:38.189 --> 00:49:41.396 That's it? You got what you wanted and now you just gonna dump me? 00:49:41.476 --> 00:49:44.733 Like Nightwing over here? Captain Kirk'ing me for info and then... 00:49:44.813 --> 00:49:48.003 - "...see you later, toots"? - Hey, you were the one who... 00:49:48.083 --> 00:49:51.005 - ...and I never... - You need me, Batman! 00:49:51.085 --> 00:49:54.075 Uh-huh. That's right. You need me! 00:49:54.155 --> 00:49:58.499 You saw how tough Plant Guy is. Tossing you guys around like raggedy dolls. 00:49:58.579 --> 00:50:00.823 If he kicked your butts again, then what? 00:50:00.903 --> 00:50:05.286 You think you're gonna be able to sweet-talk Ivy into giving up her diabolical plan? 00:50:05.366 --> 00:50:09.911 Huh, Mr. Smoothie? 'Cause I got to tell you, your line ain't that great. And beside... 00:50:09.991 --> 00:50:14.262 Enough! I can't trust you. 00:50:14.342 --> 00:50:17.199 But I thought... I mean, we... 00:50:17.279 --> 00:50:20.281 You are the walking definition of "loose cannon", Harley. 00:50:20.361 --> 00:50:23.238 For all I know, you might decide at the last minute that Ivy's plan... 00:50:23.318 --> 00:50:27.581 ...doesn't sound so cockeyed after all, because the wind changed direction. 00:50:27.661 --> 00:50:30.103 - Or because it's Thursday. - But... 00:50:30.183 --> 00:50:32.780 I can't risk it. The stakes are way too high. 00:50:32.860 --> 00:50:34.489 - But... - But what? 00:50:34.569 --> 00:50:37.985 But I'll never survive the veggie apocalypse! 00:50:38.065 --> 00:50:40.489 Once I begged my mom for a cat... 00:50:40.569 --> 00:50:43.891 ...but I left the back door open one day and it ran away. 00:50:43.971 --> 00:50:48.360 And then I begged her for a hamster and I forgot to feed it for like a month. 00:50:48.440 --> 00:50:51.266 So then, then she said that maybe I could have a plant... 00:50:51.346 --> 00:50:55.470 ...so she got me this itty-bitty fern in this cute little yellow pot... 00:50:55.550 --> 00:50:57.991 ...and I forgot to... 00:50:59.487 --> 00:51:01.042 ...water it! 00:51:01.122 --> 00:51:05.946 Well, what if I forget to water myself? 00:51:09.832 --> 00:51:13.487 Oh, please, Mr. "Kind of scary but actually really nice" Batman. 00:51:13.567 --> 00:51:14.822 Please let me come with you. 00:51:14.902 --> 00:51:18.759 I can make Ivy change her mind and give up her diabolical plan with Tree Guy. 00:51:18.839 --> 00:51:21.330 I know I can! We're pals. 00:51:21.410 --> 00:51:23.964 Yeah, good pals like Jack and Jill. 00:51:24.044 --> 00:51:28.652 Or pork and beans. Oh, please. Please! 00:51:34.105 --> 00:51:38.259 You know, you're always saying, "Have a contingency plan." 00:51:39.160 --> 00:51:42.284 So, your plan B... 00:51:42.364 --> 00:51:44.882 ...is Harley Quinn. 00:51:55.677 --> 00:51:57.515 God, help us. 00:52:06.387 --> 00:52:10.603 Probably should have mentioned, I sometimes get a little airsick. 00:52:36.683 --> 00:52:38.855 Eating me alive out here. 00:52:40.205 --> 00:52:42.154 Oh, thank God. Can I have some of that? 00:52:42.234 --> 00:52:46.151 It's concentrated sulfuric acid. A super dehydrating agent. 00:52:46.231 --> 00:52:48.617 All of the crazy crap you got stuffed into that belt... 00:52:48.697 --> 00:52:52.240 ...and you didn't think to bring bug spray? To a freaking swamp? 00:52:52.700 --> 00:52:54.109 Um... 00:52:54.189 --> 00:52:56.623 What are you good for? Huh? 00:52:58.806 --> 00:53:01.429 You're probably just low on Vitamin B. 00:53:01.509 --> 00:53:05.311 Never mind! Some Boy Scout you turned out to be. 00:53:05.747 --> 00:53:07.269 Ow! 00:53:17.481 --> 00:53:20.115 I can't see how they could have gotten here ahead of us. 00:53:20.195 --> 00:53:22.450 With the airports and train stations locked down? 00:53:22.530 --> 00:53:26.234 Probably not. But super-villains do tend to be very resourceful. 00:53:26.314 --> 00:53:29.615 All I know is, if they are here already you could bet your tushie... 00:53:29.695 --> 00:53:33.488 ...Ivy's turned some of these bushes and trees into monster watchdogs. 00:53:33.568 --> 00:53:36.263 Like Little Shop of Horrors on steroids. 00:53:36.843 --> 00:53:40.102 No fooling. One time, she turned my stick and lollipops stick... 00:53:40.182 --> 00:53:42.404 ...into a three-headed snake twig thingy... 00:53:42.484 --> 00:53:44.820 ...while it was still in my mouth! 00:53:45.820 --> 00:53:48.175 I haven't had a lollipop since. 00:53:52.393 --> 00:53:54.108 What? 00:53:54.188 --> 00:53:58.719 What you said before. I keep thinking about Plant Guy riding on the subway... 00:53:58.799 --> 00:54:02.756 ...in a trench coat and hat. Like some kind of seven-foot-tall flasher. 00:54:02.836 --> 00:54:04.892 All made out of celery. 00:54:24.291 --> 00:54:26.447 Guess they're definitely here then. 00:54:42.244 --> 00:54:44.047 They're coming. 00:54:45.095 --> 00:54:46.498 I can feel it. 00:54:46.578 --> 00:54:50.012 Would you please stop fidgeting? I really need to concentrate. 00:54:50.352 --> 00:54:52.189 Just hurry. 00:54:53.738 --> 00:54:57.277 Almost done. One last step. 00:55:14.141 --> 00:55:16.612 Look out! Ivy trap. 00:55:17.811 --> 00:55:19.542 Come on, this way. 00:55:30.140 --> 00:55:31.694 Harley! 00:55:47.611 --> 00:55:50.598 What are you doing? 00:55:50.678 --> 00:55:52.900 Just what you expected me to do. 00:55:52.980 --> 00:55:56.458 Sucker. Because it's Thursday. 00:55:56.918 --> 00:55:58.576 Harley. 00:55:58.656 --> 00:56:01.530 Hiya, sweetie. Look, sorry about before. 00:56:01.660 --> 00:56:03.977 I had to make these jerks think I was on their side... 00:56:04.057 --> 00:56:07.334 ...so I could bring them here and wrap them up for you, so you can get on with your plan. 00:56:07.414 --> 00:56:08.918 Nice, huh? 00:56:09.748 --> 00:56:12.620 Pammy, honey, you gotta give up this crazy plan. It's really, nutzoid. 00:56:12.700 --> 00:56:14.780 Please don't turn us all into veggie-people. There's got to be another way. 00:56:14.860 --> 00:56:16.625 You're tampering with things man was never meant to know. 00:56:16.705 --> 00:56:19.984 I could put in a good word for you, 'cause after all your heart's in the right place... 00:56:20.064 --> 00:56:23.556 ...even if you killed all those people, but give your plan. Pammy, sweetie, honey, baby. 00:56:23.636 --> 00:56:27.169 - Please, please, please, give up your plan. - What? No, Harley... 00:56:27.249 --> 00:56:30.671 ...the Earth is dying. I am not destroying the world. 00:56:30.751 --> 00:56:35.043 I'm saving it. Saving it from the takers and the users. 00:56:35.123 --> 00:56:38.345 We've been surrounded by men like that all our lives. 00:56:38.425 --> 00:56:43.584 But we can change them, trim them, shape them like a good gardener. 00:56:43.664 --> 00:56:46.546 I don't wanna do it, I have to do it. 00:56:47.518 --> 00:56:50.484 Well, you can't blame a girl for trying. 00:57:00.714 --> 00:57:02.470 Concentrated weed killer. 00:57:02.550 --> 00:57:05.493 I always keep them on hand since the lollipop incident. 00:57:05.573 --> 00:57:07.505 I thought we were friends! 00:57:07.585 --> 00:57:11.112 Red, friends don't let friends kill seven billion people. 00:57:12.172 --> 00:57:13.739 Uh-oh! 00:57:58.005 --> 00:57:59.993 You really are an idiot, Harley. 00:58:00.073 --> 00:58:03.645 We could have changed the world, but you're too dumb to see that! 00:58:06.863 --> 00:58:11.125 Oh, yeah? Smart enough to take away your spanking stick. 00:58:11.753 --> 00:58:13.320 Pretty cool, huh? 00:58:17.942 --> 00:58:20.447 No, that is cool. 00:58:20.527 --> 00:58:22.332 You suck. 00:59:28.929 --> 00:59:32.454 Seriously, Pammy, your plan is totally bat-shit bonkers. 00:59:32.534 --> 00:59:35.829 They're killing our world. What else can I do? 00:59:35.909 --> 00:59:38.913 I don't know! Vote Democrat. Give money to Greenpeace. 00:59:38.993 --> 00:59:41.864 - That's for saving whales, moron. - Whatever! 00:59:41.944 --> 00:59:45.982 Anything is better than turning us all into walking brussel sprouts. 01:00:38.481 --> 01:00:40.861 I can do this all night. 01:00:40.941 --> 01:00:42.722 I don't have that kind of time. 01:00:46.206 --> 01:00:48.080 No fair! 01:00:54.368 --> 01:00:56.803 That's it? The virus? 01:00:56.883 --> 01:00:58.625 The solution... 01:00:58.705 --> 01:01:01.341 ...to all the world's problems. 01:01:02.356 --> 01:01:04.112 One way or another. 01:01:04.192 --> 01:01:06.663 What's that's supposed to mean? 01:01:07.027 --> 01:01:11.452 My God, Pammy. You haven't even tested it yet, have you? 01:01:11.932 --> 01:01:16.123 Have you? Batman said that if you get just one teensy weensy thing wrong... 01:01:16.203 --> 01:01:20.061 ...you could wind up killing everything on the planet. Everything, Pammy. 01:01:20.141 --> 01:01:22.330 Plants, people, animals. 01:01:22.910 --> 01:01:24.414 Everything. 01:01:26.146 --> 01:01:30.824 It doesn't matter. Earth will die anyway if I don't act. 01:01:31.918 --> 01:01:35.691 I'm sorry, Harley, but I have to roll these dice. 01:01:36.891 --> 01:01:39.447 You're gonna make me do it, aren't you? 01:01:39.527 --> 01:01:43.184 Well, when this is all over just remember... 01:01:43.264 --> 01:01:46.487 - ...I gave you a chance. - What are you... 01:01:46.567 --> 01:01:49.222 - No. - That's right, sweetie. 01:01:49.302 --> 01:01:51.533 The nuclear option. 01:01:51.613 --> 01:01:54.301 You promised me, you'd never... 01:01:58.580 --> 01:02:00.384 Harley, I'm warning you. 01:02:06.720 --> 01:02:08.424 Don't you dare! 01:02:19.700 --> 01:02:23.140 I hate you so much. 01:02:25.672 --> 01:02:28.581 Works every time. Phew! 01:02:32.745 --> 01:02:36.003 - Holy crap! - Pamela, have you... 01:02:39.487 --> 01:02:41.041 So... 01:02:41.121 --> 01:02:44.411 ...this is where your true allegiance lies... 01:02:44.491 --> 01:02:47.280 ...with that cancerous meat. 01:02:47.360 --> 01:02:49.282 We can't do this, Jason. 01:02:49.362 --> 01:02:53.627 If we've made one miscalculation the whole Earth will die. 01:02:53.707 --> 01:02:57.525 A small risk. And one I'm more than willing to take. 01:02:58.005 --> 01:02:59.961 Well, I'm not. 01:03:00.041 --> 01:03:01.545 Pity. 01:03:18.025 --> 01:03:19.426 Get him, Red! 01:04:02.936 --> 01:04:05.203 The plant world... 01:04:05.283 --> 01:04:07.336 ...belongs to me! 01:04:15.349 --> 01:04:16.870 Red! 01:04:17.300 --> 01:04:21.088 Okay, fugly! You just bought yourself a first-class beating. 01:04:30.898 --> 01:04:32.735 At last... 01:04:33.551 --> 01:04:37.208 ...humanity's lunatic reign is over. 01:04:37.338 --> 01:04:39.684 No longer will this beautiful Earth... 01:04:39.784 --> 01:04:42.294 ...be ravaged by poison and ignorance. 01:04:43.710 --> 01:04:48.540 No more will this be a world of screaming meat! 01:05:36.566 --> 01:05:39.019 Is... is that... 01:05:39.099 --> 01:05:40.668 Yes. 01:05:41.168 --> 01:05:43.239 Swamp Thing. 01:05:57.518 --> 01:06:00.990 Jason Woodrue... 01:06:02.088 --> 01:06:05.646 ...the Earth has indeed suffered... 01:06:05.726 --> 01:06:09.115 ...at the hands of mankind. 01:06:09.235 --> 01:06:10.784 However... 01:06:11.164 --> 01:06:14.988 ...this is not the way to right the wrongs... 01:06:15.068 --> 01:06:17.681 ...done to Mother Gaia. 01:06:18.371 --> 01:06:20.961 Though your cause is just... 01:06:21.041 --> 01:06:22.863 ...your actions... 01:06:22.943 --> 01:06:25.633 ...have upset the balance... 01:06:25.713 --> 01:06:28.029 ...in the green. 01:06:28.109 --> 01:06:29.737 I'm sorry. 01:06:29.817 --> 01:06:32.670 - I'm so sorry. - Yes. 01:06:32.750 --> 01:06:37.111 Watch. Bet you he's gonna turn Plant Guy into a stump or something. 01:06:37.191 --> 01:06:38.506 But... 01:06:38.586 --> 01:06:42.226 ...it is not my place to judge. 01:06:42.596 --> 01:06:43.651 Wait, what? 01:06:43.731 --> 01:06:46.220 All will be... 01:06:46.300 --> 01:06:48.722 ...as it will be. 01:06:49.402 --> 01:06:53.797 I return now to the Parliament of Trees... 01:06:54.307 --> 01:06:57.197 ...to seek the hidden truths... 01:06:57.277 --> 01:06:59.532 ...at the center of eternity... 01:06:59.612 --> 01:07:01.985 No, no, no. No, don't go! 01:07:02.215 --> 01:07:05.606 ...to know unknowable nature... 01:07:05.686 --> 01:07:10.410 ...in all its infinite splendors. 01:07:10.490 --> 01:07:13.230 Screw unknowable nature! Kick his butt! 01:07:18.599 --> 01:07:22.639 Farewell. 01:07:35.232 --> 01:07:37.837 Well, that was a big ass bucket of nothing. 01:07:47.799 --> 01:07:50.316 - Now what? - There must be a way. 01:07:50.396 --> 01:07:52.052 - I got... - We've tried everything. 01:07:52.132 --> 01:07:54.365 - The sonic disruptor barely fazed him. - What about... 01:07:54.445 --> 01:07:56.947 And the bio-feedback Batarangs didn't do squat. 01:07:57.027 --> 01:07:58.793 - Guys! - What? 01:07:58.873 --> 01:08:01.762 Look, you are pros here and all, but... 01:08:02.242 --> 01:08:05.515 ...well, he's all leafy and everything. 01:08:08.232 --> 01:08:10.233 Anybody got a match? 01:08:15.789 --> 01:08:17.660 Oh, shucks. 01:10:53.814 --> 01:10:56.636 After my wife ran off with the pizza delivery guy... 01:10:56.716 --> 01:11:00.132 ...my OCD started flaring up and got really bad. 01:11:01.421 --> 01:11:03.843 I've been getting up six or seven times a night... 01:11:03.923 --> 01:11:06.728 ...making sure the windows and doors are locked. 01:11:09.397 --> 01:11:12.400 My boss is on my case all the time about my productivity... 01:11:12.480 --> 01:11:16.305 ...since I have a hard time peeing anywhere but my home bathroom. 01:11:17.370 --> 01:11:22.029 I lost my wife. Now I may lose my job, my house, my cats... 01:11:22.109 --> 01:11:25.466 ...my collection of vintage toasters and vacuum cleaners. 01:11:25.546 --> 01:11:29.822 If I can't get this problem under control, I don't know what I'm gonna do. 01:11:29.902 --> 01:11:33.040 It sounds to me like you're a little bit blue. 01:11:33.120 --> 01:11:34.904 Oh, yeah? 01:11:34.984 --> 01:11:37.744 And that part about you being wee-wee shy... 01:11:37.824 --> 01:11:41.282 ...that's rough. I had this cellmate at Arkham with the same problem. 01:11:41.362 --> 01:11:45.501 I says to her, "Sugar, we got a glass wall and a toilet in the middle of the floor. 01:11:45.581 --> 01:11:47.405 "You're in trouble." 01:11:49.036 --> 01:11:51.758 - Can you help me? - Of course I can, silly. 01:11:51.838 --> 01:11:55.127 I'm a regular Dr. Quinn Medicine Person, ain't I? 01:11:57.397 --> 01:12:01.004 I'm legally required to remind you that my doctorate is purely honorary... 01:12:01.084 --> 01:12:04.692 ...and I'm not a currently accredited mental-health professional. 01:12:04.772 --> 01:12:07.074 - Okay. - Well, Wesey. 01:12:07.154 --> 01:12:10.047 - Okay if I call you Wesey? - I don't really like it. 01:12:10.127 --> 01:12:13.179 Well, Wesey, you could clearly benefit from therapy. 01:12:13.259 --> 01:12:17.149 I know I did. But one thing I learned is that you never get the most out of stuff... 01:12:17.229 --> 01:12:19.854 ...when it's just handed to you. You gotta earn it. 01:12:19.934 --> 01:12:21.788 Right, everybody? 01:12:21.868 --> 01:12:24.040 Now, as everybody knows... 01:12:24.120 --> 01:12:27.995 ...the road to mental wellness is paved with pit bulls. 01:12:28.075 --> 01:12:31.114 But all you got to do is make it to that finish line way over there... 01:12:31.194 --> 01:12:35.205 ...to win a full year of therapy from a real, honest-to-goodness shrink. 01:12:36.940 --> 01:12:40.707 Come on, don't be like that. I've got faith in you, Wesey. 01:12:40.787 --> 01:12:45.199 Time to turn your life around and start feeling good about yourself again! 01:12:48.409 --> 01:12:50.918 On your mark, get set... 01:12:50.998 --> 01:12:52.368 Get healthy! 01:12:58.638 --> 01:13:02.199 You have to look through the rain to see the rainbow. 01:13:11.418 --> 01:13:13.886 You'll find love when you stop looking. 01:13:17.724 --> 01:13:19.603 Hang in there, baby. 01:13:30.790 --> 01:13:34.142 It takes more muscles to frown than it does to smile. 01:13:48.221 --> 01:13:50.127 Aw! Ain't that a shame? 01:13:50.207 --> 01:13:53.113 Wendell is headed back to his crummy house and all those cats... 01:13:53.193 --> 01:13:55.915 ...without getting the help he so desperately needs. 01:13:55.995 --> 01:13:57.950 Oh, well, that's it for today's show. 01:13:58.030 --> 01:14:00.820 Till next time, folks. Be good to yourself. 01:14:00.900 --> 01:14:05.214 Because everyone else in the world is probably out to get you. 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