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Eggy.
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You mind if I share your cab?
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Charlie?
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It's ironic, isn't it?
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You look like a gentleman,
I look like a pleb.
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If I was you,
I'd unlock your cab.
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Pete, get us out of here!
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You think that shit's
gonna work this time?
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You're way out of your depth.
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Fuck!
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Take him out!
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Merlin! We've got
a Code Purple.
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My driver's down.
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Permission to blow
these fuckers away.
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Denied.
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Cannot be contained.
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Head south,
I'm clearing the route.
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Shit!
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Merlin, I'm entering Hyde Park.
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Can I get on with it?
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Merlin!
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Dark zone confirmed.
Permission to fire.
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Oh, thank fuck for that!
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No time to relax.
Police are right behind you.
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You have 30 seconds before
they reach your position.
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Go directly to Rendezvous Swan.
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Merlin, you do realize
I haven't even got a windscreen right now?
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I seem to remember
from your training
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you were rather good
at holding your breath.
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It wasn't
a revenge mission.
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Charlie could've just
killed you immediately.
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Not boasting,
but I trained him well enough
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that even he wouldn't
mess that up.
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Merlin, I'm sorry,
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we're gonna have to do
the debrief tomorrow.
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I've got to get
to a dinner tonight...
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and if I miss it,
let's just say
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Charlie might as well
have killed me.
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Well, if you can't wait
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for the police
to clear the park...
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there's another way out
in the corner.
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Fuck!
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How important is that dinner?
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Let me show you.
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For fuck's sake!
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Babe.
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I'm home!
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I'm here.
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What the hell happened?
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It's a long story
that deserves a kiss.
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Not even JB
would kiss you right now.
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If you really love me,
just one little kiss.
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You were really gonna do it?
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Yeah.
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Now, that is
true love right there.
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Amazing. I'm gonna
go get changed.
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♪ Happy birthday to you! ♪
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And Tilde made that
for you herself, bruv.
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Mmm-hmm.
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The royal baker's
not available.
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Oh, shut up, Brandon.
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Especially if you
want some of this.
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Oh! Wait. Is that that
Swedish stuff right there?
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Yes.
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No, no. I ain't drinking
none of that.
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Last time here,
I was wrecked, man.
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Yeah, but that's 'cause you
were a lightweight, Jamal.
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No, no, babe, I'm good.
Not for me, thank you.
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Oh, what?
What's going on, man?
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I'm meeting her parents
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for the first time
tomorrow night.
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I wanna make a good
impression, so what?
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Oh, yeah, Jamal,
are you free to dogsit JB
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tomorrow night
while we're there?
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Ah, sorry, bruv, I've got
to look after my nan tomorrow.
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But Liam's free, though.
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Oh, yeah?
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I can't, mate.
I'm allergic to dogs.
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Bullshit.
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Dogshit, actually.
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That leaves you, Brandon.
What you doing tomorrow night?
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Yeah, I'll look after
your dog, mate,
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but I got one condition.
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What's that?
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You have a drink with us.
Yeah.
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Got to do it, babe.
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Got to do it.
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Brandon, happy birthday!
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Happy birthday.
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- Yeah.
- Cheers.
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Shit.
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My drugs are everywhere.
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They were never my thing...
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but here I am,
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running the biggest
drug cartel in the world.
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The only downside is having to
live in the middle of nowhere.
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You know, these ruins
are technically undiscovered.
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I just added a few touches
to remind me of home.
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I grew up on all that
awesome 50s nostalgia.
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Grease. American Graffiti.
Happy Days.
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But I digress.
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The thing
you need to understand
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is the hard work
and ingenuity...
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it took to achieve
a global monopoly...
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on the drug trade.
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And that's all on me.
Not to toot my own horn...
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I just think
it's really important
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for new recruits
to understand...
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the history
of The Golden Circle.
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So. Lifelong friends, huh?
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Charles, do you think
your buddy here
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is worthy of joining us?
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Ms. Poppy, I would
not have brought him
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all the way to see you
if I didn't think so.
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Excellent.
Well, you hungry?
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Starving.
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Wonderful! Right this way.
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Make yourselves at home.
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So, fellas...
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I have a couple of things
that I wanna clarify.
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You understand that
in The Golden Circle...
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my authority is never
to be questioned, right?
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And the importance
of following orders?
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Do you understand that?
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And the value of loyalty?
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It's easy to nod, isn't it?
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I don't like easy.
I like proof.
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What's your name?
Angel, ma'am.
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Angel, baby.
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Hey.
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Your old pal, Charles,
has messed up.
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That's all I'm gonna tell you,
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'cause that's all
you need to know.
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So put him in the mincer, okay?
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No, Miss Poppy!
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Good job!
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See my salon across the way?
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Head there for your makeover.
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Eggsy,
I hope you're hungry.
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Oh, babe, I was gonna
grab breakfast at work.
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This looks lovely,
but I'm running late.
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I just thought maybe
we could practice?
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For tonight.
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Practice?
Mm-hmm.
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Eating?
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You said you've never
eaten at a palace before.
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And Pappa is sort of picky
about table manners.
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Well, as it happens, babe,
I've got this shit on lock.
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I know what every single one
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of them knives
and forks is for.
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This is a butter knife.
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It's the only one
you need to remember,
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the rest of
the cutlery is easy.
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You start from the outside,
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and you work your way in
with each course.
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And never let anyone
describe you as "H.K.L.P."...
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What's that?
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"Holds knife like pen."
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A habit erroneously believed
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to be upper class
dining etiquette.
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It is quite the opposite.
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White wine, pudding wine,
red wine, water and pop.
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Or whatever tipple
takes your fancy.
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Am I supposed to wait
for everyone else
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to be served
before I start eating?
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Only if the dish
being served is cold.
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Or if the Queen is present.
Otherwise tuck in.
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Got to be honest...
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never really thought
the royalty bit would be relevant.
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Harry would've been chuffed.
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Oh. I wish I could've met him.
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You miss him too,
don't you, Mr. Pickle?
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Mmm?
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Mr. Pickle says, "Yeah."
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Hey, no, no,
sit down, I'm fine.
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I'm fine. Have a good day.
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Okay.
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Ah, Galahad! You're late.
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We were wondering if you'd had
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a second encounter
with Charlie.
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I wish. I'm looking forward
to finishing him off.
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All right, gents.
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Merlin, come in.
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Galahad and Lancelot,
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please remain
for Merlin's debrief.
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Everyone else,
reconvene at 1900 hours.
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So...
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the man who attacked
Galahad in the taxi
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was Charlie Hesketh.
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Rejected Kingsman
applicant turned bad.
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We last saw him back
at Richmond Valentine's HQ.
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I've caught
a fucking spy!
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Like everyone else there...
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Charlie had a security implant
in his neck.
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A weakness we had no choice
but to exploit.
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Hey, Merlin.
Still fucking spectacular, eh?
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Come on, guys, loosen up.
We saved the world.
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Yeah.
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Unfortunately, Galahad,
you also saved Charlie.
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When you electrocuted him,
you damaged his implant.
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Instead of
his head exploding...
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he only lost an arm
and his vocal chords.
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Fucker should be thanking me.
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And now he's back for revenge?
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We don't think so, sir.
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We believe he's being recruited
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by an unknown organization.
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Lancelot?
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Got the police autopsy reports
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from Charlie's colleagues
in the SUVs.
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They're not just
goons for hire.
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Fingerprints removed.
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Teeth filed smooth.
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I did a face recognition.
Nothing.
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And that thing?
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A cosmetic tattoo
made of 24-carat gold.
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They all had them.
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Seems like we're looking
at some kind of underworld organization.
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Senora Poppy has sent me
for my makeover.
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Follow me.
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Please take your shirt off.
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It's beautiful, isn't it?
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Not that.
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This.
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♪ The sun is out
The sky is blue ♪
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Bon appetit.
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♪ There's not a cloud
To spoil the view ♪
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♪ But it's raining ♪
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♪ Raining in my heart ♪
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♪ Oh, misery, misery ♪
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♪ What's gonna become of me? ♪
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How is it?
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It's delicious.
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Welcome to Golden Circle.
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♪ Raining in my heart ♪
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Mmm.
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I think we should
do you the favor
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of conversing in English, yes.
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So, tell me...
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what do you do?
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I work for Kingsman,
the tailors, Your Highness.
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You may address my daughter
as "Your Highness."
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Please address the Queen and
myself with "Your Majesty."
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Pappa, this is
a family dinner...
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not some state function.
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Well then, Eggsy.
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What do you make
of the current situation
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in the Indian
financial markets?
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Pappa!
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Uh...
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Well...
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I don't think we can
underestimate the impact
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of ECB's quantitative
easing measures.
00:23:27.772 --> 00:23:28.882
And of course,
the liquidity wave
00:23:28.906 --> 00:23:30.573
from the US Federal
Reserve rate hike...
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getting pushed back.
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Frida Kahlo.
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Well, other than the 1939
acquisition by the Louvre...
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she wasn't really acknowledged
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until the new Mexicanisimo
art movement...
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of the late 1970s.
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Moorish revival.
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Ah. The Palazzo Sammezzano.
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In Tuscany.
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Beautiful.
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Bluetooth technology.
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Which, of course, got its name
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from the legendary
Danish king...
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Harald Blatand, whose name
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translates to
"Bluetooth" in English.
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And the Bluetooth logo
is his initials
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in Norse runic symbols.
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And, as I'm sure you know...
00:24:20.424 --> 00:24:22.793
the Bluetooth logo
is his initials...
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in Norse runic symbols.
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Oh, my God, Eggsy.
00:24:26.263 --> 00:24:28.099
Why isn't he eating
his fucking pudding?
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I need to research
this gold tattoo.
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I found records of other people
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with the same
body modifications.
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All of them have
high level involvement...
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with crime and international
drug trafficking.
00:24:38.109 --> 00:24:41.177
And there's rumors of something
called The Golden Circle.
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Hmm.
00:24:48.753 --> 00:24:50.187
Best agent or best friend?
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Come on, JB.
Give it a rest, mate.
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Stop scratching the door.
I'm gonna get the blame now.
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There you are. Happy?
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With the decks and all that.
00:25:25.455 --> 00:25:26.724
Shit, boy!
00:25:26.757 --> 00:25:28.125
What the...
00:25:35.532 --> 00:25:36.801
Do you reckon, JB...
00:25:37.769 --> 00:25:39.104
model material?
00:25:42.006 --> 00:25:45.075
I must say, you're really
not as I expected.
00:25:46.343 --> 00:25:48.446
Well, thank you very much...
00:25:48.480 --> 00:25:50.114
Your Majesty.
00:25:50.147 --> 00:25:51.883
Eggsy?
Is that you, mate?
00:25:51.916 --> 00:25:53.850
What the fuck is going on here?
00:25:53.884 --> 00:25:55.253
You a gangster now
or something?
00:25:55.285 --> 00:25:57.854
Fucking hell. Is that Tilde's
mom and dad's house?
00:25:57.888 --> 00:25:59.533
Tell you what. Whatever
you're doing, I want in.
00:26:01.257 --> 00:26:02.960
Put it down!
00:26:03.494 --> 00:26:04.896
Why?
00:26:05.495 --> 00:26:07.532
I said, put it down now!
00:26:07.564 --> 00:26:08.766
What's wrong with it?
00:26:09.533 --> 00:26:11.268
Shut it! Fucking shut it!
00:26:11.301 --> 00:26:12.936
Eggsy.
I beg your pardon?
00:26:12.971 --> 00:26:14.739
Shut it! Shut it now!
00:26:14.772 --> 00:26:17.207
All right, mate.
Chill your boots.
00:26:18.309 --> 00:26:20.811
Eggsy, what...
00:26:20.844 --> 00:26:22.946
Oh, no. Oh, my God, no.
I'm so sorry.
00:26:24.048 --> 00:26:26.008
You shut up and all.
You got me in enough trouble.
00:26:53.109 --> 00:26:55.446
The next order of business...
00:26:55.480 --> 00:26:57.348
Agent Percival.
00:27:04.088 --> 00:27:05.156
Arthur.
00:27:08.760 --> 00:27:09.961
Oh, fuck.
00:27:15.765 --> 00:27:17.401
Yep.
00:27:17.435 --> 00:27:20.839
Kingsman is crumpets.
00:27:22.505 --> 00:27:26.410
Like toast, but British.
00:27:26.444 --> 00:27:28.111
And to say thank you...
00:27:28.145 --> 00:27:30.715
I got you a present, Charlie.
00:27:30.747 --> 00:27:35.786
My guys made you this.
00:27:37.888 --> 00:27:42.493
Bigger, badder, better.
I call it...
00:27:42.526 --> 00:27:45.062
ARMageddon.
00:28:04.282 --> 00:28:06.216
Let's see
if your game improves.
00:28:19.129 --> 00:28:20.364
Ouch.
00:28:58.269 --> 00:29:00.070
Someone decides
to wipe out
00:29:00.103 --> 00:29:01.905
every Kingsman property...
00:29:01.938 --> 00:29:04.308
every agent, and somehow...
00:29:04.341 --> 00:29:07.110
conveniently,
you weren't at home.
00:29:07.144 --> 00:29:08.913
I could say the same thing
about you.
00:29:08.946 --> 00:29:11.314
What, you think I'd kill Roxy?
00:29:11.348 --> 00:29:14.185
And my mate, Brandon,
and my fucking dog?
00:29:14.217 --> 00:29:15.219
No.
00:29:17.553 --> 00:29:18.889
You think I would?
00:29:23.426 --> 00:29:25.897
This thing...
00:29:26.830 --> 00:29:29.198
hacked us.
00:29:29.233 --> 00:29:31.602
Clearly, this arm can be
remotely controlled.
00:29:32.869 --> 00:29:34.204
I'm only alive
because my address
00:29:34.237 --> 00:29:36.440
wasn't on the database
with the agents.
00:29:37.308 --> 00:29:38.609
Whoever Charlie's working with
00:29:38.642 --> 00:29:43.380
doesn't think that mere
staff are missile-worthy.
00:29:44.380 --> 00:29:45.815
This ain't funny.
00:29:45.850 --> 00:29:47.952
Roxy is dead!
00:29:47.984 --> 00:29:50.120
Everyone's dead! Gone!
Do you even care?
00:29:50.154 --> 00:29:51.689
Pull yourself together.
00:29:51.722 --> 00:29:54.157
Remember your training.
00:29:54.190 --> 00:29:56.093
There's no time for emotion
in this scenario.
00:29:59.530 --> 00:30:00.631
Now...
00:30:00.665 --> 00:30:02.832
as all surviving agents
are present,
00:30:02.867 --> 00:30:05.235
we follow
the doomsday protocol.
00:30:05.269 --> 00:30:08.473
When that's done,
and only then...
00:30:10.741 --> 00:30:12.877
you may shed a tear in private.
00:30:15.678 --> 00:30:17.648
Okay.
00:30:17.680 --> 00:30:19.216
What's the doomsday protocol?
00:30:20.685 --> 00:30:22.287
We go shopping.
00:30:36.501 --> 00:30:40.003
We're from Kingsman.
We'd like to buy some wine.
00:30:40.036 --> 00:30:43.040
And use tasting room
number three, please.
00:30:46.676 --> 00:30:48.146
Not one of my predecessors
00:30:48.178 --> 00:30:50.380
has ever been
in this situation before.
00:30:52.582 --> 00:30:53.984
Thank God.
00:30:57.187 --> 00:30:58.188
A-ha.
00:31:01.725 --> 00:31:02.959
Remember this?
00:31:02.994 --> 00:31:04.262
Yeah,
how could I forget?
00:31:13.536 --> 00:31:16.606
Whatever's in that safe
is the answer to all our problems.
00:31:24.314 --> 00:31:25.416
Huh.
00:31:32.856 --> 00:31:34.058
Is that it?
00:31:34.090 --> 00:31:36.293
I suppose that must be
upper-class humor.
00:31:37.994 --> 00:31:39.263
I don't get it.
00:31:39.295 --> 00:31:41.335
Me neither. What the fuck
are we supposed to do now?
00:31:43.000 --> 00:31:44.202
I think we should drink a toast
00:31:44.234 --> 00:31:46.070
to our fallen comrades.
00:31:50.706 --> 00:31:51.809
To Roxy.
00:31:51.841 --> 00:31:53.076
Roxy.
00:31:56.981 --> 00:31:58.215
Ooh.
00:32:01.252 --> 00:32:03.321
To Arthur.
Arthur.
00:32:06.857 --> 00:32:08.225
Mmm.
00:32:08.257 --> 00:32:09.592
Should we do one for JB?
00:32:09.626 --> 00:32:10.795
I think we should.
00:32:24.407 --> 00:32:26.476
I should have seen it coming.
00:32:27.144 --> 00:32:28.878
Charlie, the taxi.
00:32:28.911 --> 00:32:30.246
It's all my fault.
00:32:30.280 --> 00:32:34.085
No, that's bullshit, Merlin.
It ain't all your fault.
00:32:34.918 --> 00:32:36.586
You're the best, bruv.
00:32:36.619 --> 00:32:38.522
Honestly, without you...
00:32:38.555 --> 00:32:40.757
I'd have lost it
a long time ago.
00:32:43.493 --> 00:32:45.195
I think we should
drink to Scotland.
00:32:45.228 --> 00:32:48.131
I think we've probably
had enough, to be honest.
00:32:49.065 --> 00:32:50.434
You're probably right.
00:32:57.975 --> 00:33:00.310
Merlin.
Aye?
00:33:00.343 --> 00:33:02.612
I think we're going
to Kentucky.
00:33:02.647 --> 00:33:04.615
Fried Chicken?
00:33:04.648 --> 00:33:05.815
I love fried chicken.
00:33:05.850 --> 00:33:08.386
No, proper Kentucky. Look.
00:33:09.253 --> 00:33:11.221
You know what else I love?
00:33:11.254 --> 00:33:12.823
Country and western music.
00:33:13.823 --> 00:33:16.193
♪ Country roads ♪
00:33:16.827 --> 00:33:18.830
♪ Take me home ♪
00:33:19.796 --> 00:33:23.667
♪ To the place I belong ♪
00:33:42.153 --> 00:33:45.189
Oh! Here's where we leave
the casks to age.
00:33:45.222 --> 00:33:46.423
Unfortunately, we can't go in,
00:33:46.456 --> 00:33:49.092
as it's a temperature-controlled
environment.
00:33:49.127 --> 00:33:51.762
So let's move on to
our world class stud farm...
00:33:51.794 --> 00:33:54.697
and meet three of
our Kentucky Derby winners.
00:33:57.667 --> 00:33:59.837
Biometric security scanner
just to protect
00:33:59.869 --> 00:34:02.104
a few old barrels of whiskey?
00:34:02.138 --> 00:34:03.741
Pull the other one, love.
00:34:04.608 --> 00:34:05.743
Got it.
00:34:13.150 --> 00:34:14.585
Are you getting anything?
00:34:15.451 --> 00:34:16.587
Not yet.
00:34:18.322 --> 00:34:19.490
Fucking hell.
00:34:19.522 --> 00:34:21.324
It's a shame
it's not scotch.
00:34:23.493 --> 00:34:25.161
Hang on.
00:34:25.196 --> 00:34:26.563
According to this,
there's a huge
00:34:26.596 --> 00:34:28.631
underground structure
right beneath us.
00:34:28.665 --> 00:34:30.601
And if my calculations
are correct...
00:34:34.471 --> 00:34:35.473
This...
00:34:36.139 --> 00:34:37.641
is the way in.
00:34:40.177 --> 00:34:41.978
Fucking hell, Merlin. Shit.
00:34:42.011 --> 00:34:43.547
You know, my mama...
00:34:44.313 --> 00:34:46.549
she always told me...
00:34:46.583 --> 00:34:50.120
us southerners get our good
manners from the British.
00:34:50.154 --> 00:34:53.257
I was thinking,
ain't that a pity.
00:34:53.290 --> 00:34:55.359
Y'all didn't keep nothing
for yourselves.
00:35:02.366 --> 00:35:05.869
Y'all ain't never heard of
knocking before you enter?
00:35:05.902 --> 00:35:08.138
Well, actually we had
an invitation. Didn't we?
00:35:08.172 --> 00:35:09.306
Yeah.
Oh, did you now?
00:35:09.339 --> 00:35:12.275
Yeah. It came in the
shape of a bottle.
00:35:12.308 --> 00:35:14.176
We're from the Kingsman
tailor shop in London.
00:35:14.210 --> 00:35:15.745
Maybe you've heard of us?
00:35:15.779 --> 00:35:16.880
Oh, the Kingsman.
00:35:16.913 --> 00:35:19.181
Yeah.
Huh.
00:35:19.215 --> 00:35:20.594
That's where y'all got
them fine suits
00:35:20.618 --> 00:35:22.219
and them fancy
spectacles y'all got on?
00:35:22.252 --> 00:35:23.788
Exactly.
That's right.
00:35:23.821 --> 00:35:26.156
Y'all look damn sharp.
00:35:26.188 --> 00:35:27.549
Let me see
if I got it right, here.
00:35:27.558 --> 00:35:30.828
You want me to believe that
it's normal for a tailor...
00:35:30.860 --> 00:35:34.165
to hack through an advanced
biometric security system...
00:35:34.197 --> 00:35:36.734
with nothing but a little
bitty old watch on?
00:35:42.105 --> 00:35:43.906
I can promise you...
00:35:43.940 --> 00:35:45.042
that dog don't hunt.
00:35:45.076 --> 00:35:46.719
So why don't you go on and get down
on your knees...
00:35:46.743 --> 00:35:48.812
and tell me
who you really work for.
00:35:59.489 --> 00:36:02.192
That's 1963 Statesman Reserve.
00:36:02.226 --> 00:36:03.594
You just made it personal.
00:36:24.313 --> 00:36:26.583
Who the fuck are you?
00:36:37.127 --> 00:36:39.330
A bottle
in a secret wall.
00:36:40.864 --> 00:36:43.067
You really expect me
to take that seriously?
00:36:44.534 --> 00:36:46.436
See, I think
your story's horse shit.
00:36:46.469 --> 00:36:49.906
Y'all just trying to cover
for a failed rescue mission.
00:36:49.940 --> 00:36:52.476
You here for the lepidopterist,
ain't you?
00:36:56.580 --> 00:36:59.016
Okay, so your
mystery bottle, huh?
00:37:01.719 --> 00:37:03.128
Look anything like that,
right there?
00:37:03.152 --> 00:37:05.422
Yes. Same brand,
much older.
00:37:05.956 --> 00:37:06.957
All right.
00:37:08.458 --> 00:37:09.759
Let's see here.
00:37:11.094 --> 00:37:12.329
You know why the measurement
00:37:12.362 --> 00:37:15.398
of alcohol content's
called "proof"?
00:37:15.433 --> 00:37:16.800
Oh, fuck off!
00:37:16.833 --> 00:37:19.668
Oh, for Pete's sake.
00:37:19.703 --> 00:37:21.538
See, comes from back
in the old days...
00:37:21.572 --> 00:37:24.108
when pirates wanted to test
the strength of their rum.
00:37:24.141 --> 00:37:26.543
They used to pour a little bit out
on gunpowder.
00:37:30.147 --> 00:37:32.415
That'll make you wanna slap
your mama right there, boy.
00:37:33.917 --> 00:37:34.817
And if the gunpowder,
00:37:34.851 --> 00:37:36.487
if it burnt when
they set it alight...
00:37:36.520 --> 00:37:38.222
they considered it proof...
00:37:38.255 --> 00:37:40.458
that their rum
was good and strong.
00:37:42.391 --> 00:37:44.928
But see, I ain't got
no gunpowder on me, do I?
00:37:46.864 --> 00:37:48.175
But I'm pretty sure
you boys'll make
00:37:48.199 --> 00:37:50.032
just as impressive
of a sound...
00:37:50.065 --> 00:37:51.569
when I set your balls on fire.
00:37:55.839 --> 00:37:58.208
Or you could just tell me who the fuck
y'all really are...
00:37:58.241 --> 00:37:59.385
and how the hell
y'all found us.
00:37:59.409 --> 00:38:00.844
Look,
for the last time,
00:38:00.877 --> 00:38:03.346
we have nothing to protect
but our honor.
00:38:03.380 --> 00:38:05.215
So you can take
your cheap horse piss
00:38:05.248 --> 00:38:06.417
that you call whiskey...
00:38:06.449 --> 00:38:07.994
which, by the way,
is spelled without an "e"...
00:38:08.018 --> 00:38:10.454
and is nothing compared
to a single malt scotch...
00:38:10.487 --> 00:38:12.757
and you can go fuck yourself.
00:38:15.525 --> 00:38:16.926
What about you?
00:38:16.960 --> 00:38:18.094
Me?
Yeah.
00:38:18.128 --> 00:38:20.630
No, I love
a Jack and Coke, bruv.
00:38:20.663 --> 00:38:23.734
But I do agree with the part
where you go fuck yourself.
00:38:27.705 --> 00:38:28.538
All right.
00:38:28.572 --> 00:38:29.648
Y'all ain't got
nothing to protect
00:38:29.672 --> 00:38:30.907
other than your honor.
00:38:32.042 --> 00:38:34.145
Let's see what happens
when we change things up.
00:38:42.252 --> 00:38:43.887
Fuck me.
Harry?
00:38:43.920 --> 00:38:45.956
Y'all got three seconds
to tell me the truth.
00:38:45.989 --> 00:38:47.090
Wait. No.
00:38:47.123 --> 00:38:48.292
No!
Harry!
00:38:48.324 --> 00:38:50.226
He can't hear you.
But I can, so talk.
00:38:50.259 --> 00:38:52.361
No!
Get down, Harry!
00:38:52.395 --> 00:38:54.230
Harry! Harry!
That's two.
00:38:54.264 --> 00:38:55.532
Harry!
Harry!
00:38:55.565 --> 00:38:57.134
Harry!
Three.
00:38:57.167 --> 00:38:58.869
Stop!
00:38:59.536 --> 00:39:01.438
Their story checked out.
00:39:01.471 --> 00:39:03.506
I opened our doomsday
scenario locker
00:39:03.540 --> 00:39:05.442
and that umbrella was in it.
00:39:05.475 --> 00:39:08.679
Kingsman.
It's got our logo on it.
00:39:10.145 --> 00:39:11.180
I'm really sorry.
00:39:11.214 --> 00:39:13.850
My apologies, boys.
00:39:13.882 --> 00:39:15.985
I hope there ain't
no hard feelings.
00:39:16.018 --> 00:39:17.053
I was just doing my job.
00:39:18.154 --> 00:39:19.388
Welcome to the Statesman,
00:39:19.422 --> 00:39:21.590
independent
intelligence agency.
00:39:21.625 --> 00:39:22.926
Just like y'all, I reckon.
00:39:22.958 --> 00:39:25.127
But our founders went
into the booze business.
00:39:25.161 --> 00:39:26.242
Thank the sweet Lord above.
00:39:27.031 --> 00:39:28.130
This is Ginger Ale.
00:39:28.163 --> 00:39:29.898
She's our strategy executive.
00:39:29.933 --> 00:39:30.935
Hello.
00:39:31.634 --> 00:39:33.803
I'm Agent Tequila.
00:39:33.837 --> 00:39:35.773
This is the part
where you untie us.
00:39:39.342 --> 00:39:40.644
Thank you.
00:39:46.917 --> 00:39:48.018
Harry.
00:39:48.052 --> 00:39:49.520
Hello.
Hello, mate.
00:39:54.357 --> 00:39:55.960
Harry.
00:39:55.993 --> 00:39:57.061
How do you do?
00:39:58.194 --> 00:39:59.996
Have we met before?
00:40:00.029 --> 00:40:04.433
Harry, it's okay. It's fine.
They know that we know you.
00:40:04.467 --> 00:40:06.869
I think there must be
some mistake.
00:40:06.902 --> 00:40:09.605
It's been such
a long time, Harry.
00:40:09.639 --> 00:40:12.776
I need to get
my brogues resoled.
00:40:12.808 --> 00:40:15.645
Yeah, and my oxfords
are done in as well.
00:40:15.679 --> 00:40:17.982
Why are you telling me
about your shoes?
00:40:23.118 --> 00:40:24.220
I'm a lepidopterist.
00:40:25.154 --> 00:40:26.455
You're a what?
00:40:26.489 --> 00:40:28.024
I study butterflies.
00:40:32.029 --> 00:40:35.565
Well, you wanted to be before
you joined the army, but...
00:40:37.500 --> 00:40:38.969
Harry, look at me.
00:40:45.542 --> 00:40:46.911
It's good to see you.
00:40:48.045 --> 00:40:49.112
We'll be back soon.
00:40:49.145 --> 00:40:52.181
So these fellas right here
are our doomsday protocol?
00:40:52.215 --> 00:40:55.585
Turns out, our founder's
tailor was Kingsman.
00:40:58.054 --> 00:40:59.415
What the fuck
have you done to him?
00:40:59.422 --> 00:41:01.691
Nothing. Only tried
to help him.
00:41:01.725 --> 00:41:03.025
He's got retrograde amnesia.
00:41:03.060 --> 00:41:04.300
Now, we knew
from his eyeglasses
00:41:04.328 --> 00:41:05.360
that he was intelligence.
00:41:05.395 --> 00:41:06.630
We just didn't know whose.
00:41:07.730 --> 00:41:09.332
How did he get here?
00:41:11.668 --> 00:41:13.737
What the hell?
00:41:13.770 --> 00:41:16.072
Tequila, I'm getting
a crazy spike...
00:41:16.105 --> 00:41:18.741
of extreme low frequency waves
11 miles from here.
00:41:18.775 --> 00:41:20.735
I'm gonna need you to
escort me there immediately.
00:41:48.737 --> 00:41:50.239
I need your alpha gel.
00:41:51.942 --> 00:41:53.777
I'll go check the church.
00:42:08.290 --> 00:42:10.460
We developed
our alpha gel technology
00:42:10.493 --> 00:42:11.694
for our own agents...
00:42:11.728 --> 00:42:13.496
in the event of a head shot.
00:42:13.529 --> 00:42:14.965
The gel protects the brain.
00:42:14.998 --> 00:42:17.601
Then, in the lab,
we use nanites...
00:42:17.634 --> 00:42:20.337
micro-bots,
to repair tissue damage.
00:42:26.877 --> 00:42:28.478
There are side effects.
00:42:28.511 --> 00:42:29.712
Partial amnesia...
00:42:29.746 --> 00:42:31.748
regression to the younger self.
00:42:31.781 --> 00:42:35.752
With no idea who he was,
there was nothing we could do.
00:42:36.686 --> 00:42:39.154
But now you guys are here...
00:42:39.188 --> 00:42:41.190
there's a good chance
we can bring him back.
00:43:09.453 --> 00:43:10.587
You're late.
00:43:10.621 --> 00:43:12.255
Why are you still wearing that?
00:43:12.288 --> 00:43:15.891
Until you get rid of
the perimeter landmines...
00:43:15.926 --> 00:43:18.328
I'll keep wearing the suit,
thank you very much.
00:43:18.362 --> 00:43:19.463
Scaredy-cat.
00:43:19.496 --> 00:43:20.797
Shut up and sit down.
00:43:20.830 --> 00:43:22.165
Let's go!
00:43:25.034 --> 00:43:27.404
Crocodile Rock, please.
00:43:29.272 --> 00:43:31.141
Fuck you!
00:43:33.076 --> 00:43:36.780
Hey, hey, Elton, language.
00:43:36.813 --> 00:43:40.050
Okay, as fabulous
as your catalogue is...
00:43:40.083 --> 00:43:42.619
I think I want to hear
some Gershwin.
00:43:44.920 --> 00:43:46.056
I still can't believe...
00:43:46.089 --> 00:43:48.592
you got away with
kidnapping Elton John.
00:43:48.625 --> 00:43:51.460
I know! But with Valentine
abducting those celebrities...
00:43:51.493 --> 00:43:54.397
it seemed silly not to take
advantage of the confusion.
00:43:55.998 --> 00:43:58.401
Shit. Has Elton
got the blue rash?
00:44:01.638 --> 00:44:02.672
Lights.
00:44:04.641 --> 00:44:06.576
Hey, Elton.
00:44:06.609 --> 00:44:08.610
Have you been a bad boy again?
00:44:08.643 --> 00:44:09.679
Mmm-mmm.
00:44:09.712 --> 00:44:12.181
You're lying.
Look at your hands.
00:44:15.784 --> 00:44:17.052
What is it?
00:44:17.085 --> 00:44:20.022
It's proof that my plan
is gonna work.
00:44:20.056 --> 00:44:24.293
It's also the first sign
of a slow and horrible death.
00:44:25.962 --> 00:44:28.232
Don't worry, I can fix it.
00:44:28.264 --> 00:44:29.900
Tell me who you partied with.
00:44:33.670 --> 00:44:35.239
It was Angel.
00:44:35.871 --> 00:44:39.841
Huh, not very angelic.
00:44:39.875 --> 00:44:41.511
Gonna have to clip his wings.
00:45:18.114 --> 00:45:20.049
Close the door behind you.
00:45:28.424 --> 00:45:30.926
At what point are you
going to start behaving
00:45:30.960 --> 00:45:32.828
like a Statesman, Tequila?
00:45:32.862 --> 00:45:35.398
You wanna go back
to being a rodeo clown?
00:45:35.431 --> 00:45:37.366
No, sir. I apologize, sir.
00:45:39.603 --> 00:45:41.438
I'm Champagne.
00:45:41.471 --> 00:45:43.940
But anyone who knows
what's good for him...
00:45:45.442 --> 00:45:46.976
calls me Champ.
00:45:47.777 --> 00:45:49.378
Sorry for your troubles.
00:45:50.145 --> 00:45:51.980
As your American cousins...
00:45:52.014 --> 00:45:57.221
I'm placing all of Statesman's considerably
larger resources at your disposal.
00:45:59.822 --> 00:46:02.491
Can you imagine us
in the clothing business?
00:46:05.962 --> 00:46:08.164
Now, how can I help you?
00:46:08.197 --> 00:46:10.100
First of all,
I've got to thank you
00:46:10.132 --> 00:46:11.701
for saving Agent Galahad.
00:46:11.734 --> 00:46:12.902
Wait.
00:46:12.935 --> 00:46:14.803
You said that you were Galahad.
00:46:14.837 --> 00:46:17.139
Oh, no, he's talking
about the butterfly guy.
00:46:17.174 --> 00:46:18.842
That used to be his handle.
Oh.
00:46:18.875 --> 00:46:20.009
Galahad always said,
00:46:20.043 --> 00:46:21.253
"You've got to look at
the bigger picture...
00:46:21.277 --> 00:46:23.311
"ask 'why' as well as 'who'."
00:46:23.346 --> 00:46:25.348
So if someone wanted
to take out Kingsman...
00:46:25.382 --> 00:46:27.550
then they've got to be
planning something major.
00:46:27.583 --> 00:46:28.850
So what do you know?
00:46:28.884 --> 00:46:30.252
They're a drug cartel,
we think.
00:46:30.286 --> 00:46:32.656
The name Golden Circle
keeps coming up.
00:46:32.688 --> 00:46:35.123
Mmm. We'll look
into them. What else?
00:46:35.157 --> 00:46:37.726
One of our former trainees
is working with them.
00:46:37.761 --> 00:46:40.362
Charlie Hesketh.
Total prick.
00:46:40.395 --> 00:46:42.665
You got any promising
leads on him?
00:46:42.699 --> 00:46:43.833
His ex-girlfriend.
00:46:43.866 --> 00:46:46.835
I've been tracking her
through social media.
00:46:46.868 --> 00:46:50.239
We believe she's still
in contact with him.
00:46:50.272 --> 00:46:54.010
And she's going
to Glastonbury Music Festival.
00:46:55.244 --> 00:46:57.112
Oh, good.
00:46:57.147 --> 00:46:59.482
Agent Tequila,
break out your dancing shoes.
00:46:59.516 --> 00:47:00.750
You have a new mission.
00:47:00.784 --> 00:47:02.085
Yes, sir.
00:47:02.853 --> 00:47:04.054
Hold up.
00:47:06.456 --> 00:47:07.423
You feeling okay?
00:47:07.456 --> 00:47:10.460
I'm a little tired,
but fine, thanks.
00:47:10.493 --> 00:47:11.627
Galahad, you ready?
00:47:11.661 --> 00:47:12.762
Your face...
00:47:12.795 --> 00:47:14.164
You got...
00:47:16.900 --> 00:47:18.935
What the fuck?
00:47:18.967 --> 00:47:20.603
Oh, shit.
00:47:21.804 --> 00:47:23.004
Head to the sick bay.
00:47:23.038 --> 00:47:25.542
Have Ginger check you out.
00:47:25.574 --> 00:47:28.477
Hey, give him your glasses.
00:47:32.748 --> 00:47:35.118
You're in luck, kid.
Put 'em on.
00:47:36.185 --> 00:47:38.019
You get our finest senior agent
00:47:38.054 --> 00:47:39.989
to join you instead.
00:47:40.022 --> 00:47:42.591
Right now,
he's in our New York office.
00:47:42.625 --> 00:47:45.228
Galahad, meet Agent Whiskey.
00:47:47.730 --> 00:47:49.165
Kid...
00:47:49.199 --> 00:47:52.769
looks like we're hooking up
with a chick at a rock concert.
00:47:52.802 --> 00:47:54.871
My favorite kind of mission.
00:47:54.904 --> 00:47:57.340
I'm sending my jet
to pick you up.
00:48:08.351 --> 00:48:11.355
We've dealt with
this kind of amnesia before.
00:48:11.388 --> 00:48:15.025
Harry's like a computer
that needs to be rebooted.
00:48:16.326 --> 00:48:20.130
We need to recreate a shock
or trauma from his past...
00:48:20.163 --> 00:48:21.531
to trigger his memory.
00:48:23.065 --> 00:48:24.400
I hope you're right.
00:48:34.009 --> 00:48:35.378
Uh, excuse me.
00:48:35.411 --> 00:48:38.114
There seems to be
some sort of a problem here.
00:48:38.147 --> 00:48:40.784
Help! Somebody!
00:48:40.817 --> 00:48:44.121
What the hell is
going on? Help me!
00:48:46.956 --> 00:48:48.191
Help!
00:48:49.891 --> 00:48:51.027
Oh, God!
00:48:51.060 --> 00:48:53.330
Stop! Fuck!
00:49:14.551 --> 00:49:15.652
Get him out now.
00:49:15.685 --> 00:49:17.621
No, no, wait. His instincts
are gonna kick in.
00:49:29.833 --> 00:49:31.435
No. I'm sorry to do this.
00:49:52.388 --> 00:49:54.623
Are you okay?
What happened?
00:49:54.656 --> 00:49:57.225
Harry, you've forgotten
who you are.
00:49:57.259 --> 00:50:00.662
We thought this might
jog your memory.
00:50:00.697 --> 00:50:03.766
Look, when you were young,
you had a choice.
00:50:03.799 --> 00:50:06.535
To either be a lepidopterist
or to join the army.
00:50:06.569 --> 00:50:09.371
You chose the army.
That led to Kingsman.
00:50:09.404 --> 00:50:12.374
You became a Kingsman agent.
00:50:12.409 --> 00:50:13.843
I doubt whether
I'd work for anyone
00:50:13.877 --> 00:50:14.958
who drowns their employees.
00:50:15.944 --> 00:50:17.246
I want to go home.
00:50:17.279 --> 00:50:18.881
I want my butterfly collection.
00:50:20.183 --> 00:50:21.717
I want to see Mother.
00:50:23.252 --> 00:50:25.388
There's nothing more
we can do.
00:50:26.788 --> 00:50:28.357
It's time to let him go.
00:50:38.067 --> 00:50:39.545
Babe, I wish
I could stay longer,
00:50:39.569 --> 00:50:41.204
but I've got to go on
with this mission.
00:50:41.237 --> 00:50:44.340
Wait, wait, wait.
00:50:44.373 --> 00:50:46.877
Before you go,
I wanna show you something.
00:50:49.145 --> 00:50:50.213
Aw!
00:50:50.246 --> 00:50:52.782
I know he could
never replace JB...
00:50:52.815 --> 00:50:54.217
but...
00:50:56.185 --> 00:50:58.353
Oh, my days.
00:50:58.388 --> 00:51:00.623
I hoped he might
make you happy.
00:51:03.592 --> 00:51:06.228
And give you another reason
to come back home soon.
00:51:06.962 --> 00:51:08.296
I love him.
00:51:08.331 --> 00:51:10.433
But I don't need another
reason to come home.
00:51:17.373 --> 00:51:21.244
I apologize.
Just waiting for my friend.
00:51:21.277 --> 00:51:23.179
I'll be back as soon
as I can, I promise.
00:51:24.913 --> 00:51:27.015
Got to go save the world?
Yep.
00:51:27.049 --> 00:51:28.851
Well, if you save the world...
00:51:30.052 --> 00:51:31.821
you know what that means.
00:51:31.855 --> 00:51:33.490
Yeah, all right.
00:51:36.759 --> 00:51:37.761
Bye, buddy.
00:51:44.165 --> 00:51:45.701
Got the passes from my contact.
00:51:46.569 --> 00:51:48.538
You're gonna love Glastonbury.
00:51:49.471 --> 00:51:51.473
Well, that's
the easy part, kid.
00:51:51.507 --> 00:51:53.610
Take a look in the glove box.
00:51:57.980 --> 00:51:59.348
Fucking hell, bruv.
00:51:59.382 --> 00:52:01.817
Thought everything
was supposed to be bigger in America.
00:52:01.851 --> 00:52:04.253
Is this why you overcompensate
with these massive cars?
00:52:04.286 --> 00:52:06.054
Goes on your finger.
00:52:06.089 --> 00:52:07.465
The surveillance tracker
is in the tip.
00:52:07.489 --> 00:52:10.859
Apply light pressure for three
seconds to release it.
00:52:16.732 --> 00:52:19.301
Okay, so according
to her Instagram feed...
00:52:19.335 --> 00:52:22.304
Charlie's ex-girlfriend
is up ahead at the VIP bar.
00:52:22.337 --> 00:52:24.172
Which one of us is gonna
plant the tracker?
00:52:24.206 --> 00:52:25.542
Bands, boys.
00:52:26.275 --> 00:52:28.311
Yeah, that's fine.
00:52:28.344 --> 00:52:31.047
I say we both
make an approach...
00:52:31.080 --> 00:52:32.982
whoever gets on best,
goes for it.
00:52:33.016 --> 00:52:34.626
Well, it doesn't have
to be a competition, bruv.
00:52:34.650 --> 00:52:36.019
Why don't we just
go up to her...
00:52:36.052 --> 00:52:37.329
shake her hand,
pat her on the back,
00:52:37.353 --> 00:52:39.489
whatever, you know.
Job done.
00:52:39.522 --> 00:52:42.692
The hand is not
a mucous membrane, Eggsy.
00:52:42.726 --> 00:52:44.660
Neither is the back.
00:52:44.692 --> 00:52:46.494
They teach you anything
at Kingsman?
00:52:46.529 --> 00:52:47.964
What are you talking about?
00:52:47.996 --> 00:52:50.699
Our trackers are designed
to enter the bloodstream.
00:52:50.732 --> 00:52:54.069
They circulate harmlessly,
providing full audio and GPS.
00:52:54.103 --> 00:52:55.271
Mucus membrane.
00:52:55.304 --> 00:52:56.973
That's like up the nose,
isn't it?
00:52:57.005 --> 00:52:58.942
What the fuck am I gonna do?
Stick my finger...
00:53:02.811 --> 00:53:05.014
It's not just inside
the nose, is it?
00:53:05.047 --> 00:53:08.051
No, Eggsy, it ain't.
Fuck.
00:53:08.083 --> 00:53:09.918
All right,
I'll take the first crack.
00:53:09.951 --> 00:53:11.654
Watch and learn, buddy.
00:53:14.322 --> 00:53:15.725
Good luck.
00:53:21.531 --> 00:53:23.431
Here you go, ma'am.
Thank you.
00:53:23.464 --> 00:53:24.600
Miss, I beg your pardon.
00:53:24.634 --> 00:53:26.902
Now, I don't
wanna pester you...
00:53:26.935 --> 00:53:28.935
but I just have to know,
what time are you playing?
00:53:29.971 --> 00:53:31.607
I'm not in a band.
00:53:31.641 --> 00:53:33.108
Oh, God.
Who did you think I was?
00:53:33.141 --> 00:53:34.542
Please don't say
someone ghastly.
00:53:34.576 --> 00:53:37.246
God damn it,
now I feel like a fool.
00:53:37.279 --> 00:53:41.650
I just assumed that a woman
with your charisma...
00:53:41.683 --> 00:53:43.819
well, she just had
to be somebody.
00:53:43.853 --> 00:53:44.988
Right.
00:53:45.654 --> 00:53:46.589
Thank you.
00:53:46.621 --> 00:53:48.123
No, it's okay.
I know you didn't mean
00:53:48.156 --> 00:53:49.424
to make me feel like a dumbass.
00:53:49.458 --> 00:53:50.698
So I'll let you
make it up to me
00:53:50.726 --> 00:53:52.561
by letting me buy you a drink.
00:53:53.228 --> 00:53:54.563
Follow my finger.
00:53:59.067 --> 00:54:01.102
What are we doing?
00:54:01.136 --> 00:54:03.171
Swiping to the left.
00:54:03.205 --> 00:54:05.308
What, you don't do
Tinder in America?
00:54:05.340 --> 00:54:06.676
Tinder what?
00:54:06.708 --> 00:54:09.712
Do you know, I think it's
probably a generational thing.
00:54:09.744 --> 00:54:12.715
It translates as
"Go away, old man."
00:54:16.118 --> 00:54:17.353
Be good, be cool.
00:54:17.786 --> 00:54:18.855
Bye.
00:54:20.288 --> 00:54:22.124
Thank you for that.
00:54:22.157 --> 00:54:24.293
I'm Clara.
River.
00:54:24.326 --> 00:54:27.295
Bloody hell, is that the time?
00:54:27.328 --> 00:54:28.440
You know what, I'm so jetlagged
00:54:28.464 --> 00:54:30.398
I don't know
if I'm coming or going.
00:54:30.433 --> 00:54:32.001
Where've you been?
Anywhere nice?
00:54:32.034 --> 00:54:35.304
South America. Been spending
a bit of time out there.
00:54:35.337 --> 00:54:36.572
Training with the shaman,
00:54:36.605 --> 00:54:38.841
and trying to really connect
with my spirit animal.
00:54:38.875 --> 00:54:41.010
Yeah.
I'm a crow.
00:54:41.043 --> 00:54:42.746
And, hang on, let me guess...
00:54:42.779 --> 00:54:44.380
No.
Jaguar.
00:54:44.413 --> 00:54:46.516
What? No! Oh, my God!
00:54:46.549 --> 00:54:48.618
Yes?
How did you even know that?
00:54:48.650 --> 00:54:51.319
Look, it totally is.
Check it out.
00:54:51.353 --> 00:54:53.955
Oh. Ino Moxo.
Black jaguar. Very nice.
00:54:53.989 --> 00:54:57.159
You know what?
I wanna buy you a drink.
00:55:05.868 --> 00:55:07.804
Eggsy sent this
from Glastonbury.
00:55:09.837 --> 00:55:13.409
And #bluerash is
trending on Twitter.
00:55:13.442 --> 00:55:15.744
Have you found any correlation
between these cases?
00:55:15.777 --> 00:55:17.879
Only recreational drug use.
00:55:17.913 --> 00:55:18.947
Ah.
00:55:20.250 --> 00:55:22.185
I know.
Not very Statesman-like.
00:55:22.918 --> 00:55:24.619
Tequila here...
00:55:24.654 --> 00:55:27.856
he is our resident bad boy.
00:55:27.889 --> 00:55:29.357
You don't think
this could be related
00:55:29.391 --> 00:55:31.560
to The Golden Circle, do you?
00:55:31.594 --> 00:55:35.496
A drug cartel
poisoning its customers?
00:55:35.531 --> 00:55:36.833
Doesn't make sense.
00:55:37.165 --> 00:55:38.534
Mmm.
00:55:43.772 --> 00:55:45.909
Poppy, would you
pass the sugar, please?
00:55:46.442 --> 00:55:48.110
Okay.
00:55:48.143 --> 00:55:51.848
But it's really bad for you.
00:55:51.880 --> 00:55:54.917
Eight times more addictive
than cocaine.
00:55:54.951 --> 00:55:57.587
Five times more likely
to cause death.
00:55:57.619 --> 00:55:59.255
But it's legal...
00:55:59.288 --> 00:56:01.590
so, you go ahead.
Knock yourself out.
00:56:02.891 --> 00:56:06.027
Don't get me started
on tobacco and alcohol.
00:56:06.061 --> 00:56:08.464
Peddle that stuff
and you're in Fortune 500.
00:56:08.496 --> 00:56:10.132
But me? No!
00:56:10.165 --> 00:56:11.567
I'm out here hiding
00:56:11.601 --> 00:56:14.270
in the middle of
nowhere. Homesick.
00:56:14.302 --> 00:56:15.670
Because I sell drugs.
00:56:15.703 --> 00:56:19.207
Oh, Pops. You're doing this
because you're homesick?
00:56:19.241 --> 00:56:20.943
Yes.
00:56:20.976 --> 00:56:23.245
I want freedom.
00:56:23.279 --> 00:56:25.181
I want fame.
00:56:25.214 --> 00:56:28.583
Our profits were
250 billion dollars last year.
00:56:28.618 --> 00:56:30.098
I am the most successful
businesswoman
00:56:30.118 --> 00:56:32.254
in the world,
but nobody knows who I am.
00:56:32.288 --> 00:56:33.423
Pops, Pops.
00:56:33.456 --> 00:56:35.391
It's not long now, eh?
00:56:35.424 --> 00:56:37.359
You're right, thank you.
00:56:37.391 --> 00:56:38.761
Sorry to interrupt you.
00:56:38.793 --> 00:56:41.429
You wanted to see me,
Madam Poppy?
00:56:41.462 --> 00:56:44.499
Yes, Angel.
In The Golden Circle...
00:56:44.532 --> 00:56:46.701
we do not sample
the merchandise...
00:56:46.735 --> 00:56:49.739
and we do not break the rules.
00:56:49.772 --> 00:56:52.507
Which is why I have
invested in robots...
00:56:52.542 --> 00:56:54.877
because they are
so much more reliable
00:56:54.909 --> 00:56:57.212
and trustworthy
than human beings.
00:57:05.453 --> 00:57:06.656
Oh!
00:57:27.076 --> 00:57:28.811
Oh! Oh, no. Whoa! Whoa!
00:57:45.793 --> 00:57:48.163
Sorry we never
found your friends.
00:57:48.197 --> 00:57:50.399
Well, we all go on
our separate journeys...
00:57:50.433 --> 00:57:52.068
but, ultimately,
we'll all arrive
00:57:52.101 --> 00:57:53.669
at the same destination.
00:57:53.701 --> 00:57:56.737
Shall we check my tent?
See if they're there?
00:57:56.772 --> 00:57:59.042
Uh... Yeah.
Oh, come on.
00:58:04.112 --> 00:58:05.614
Wow.
00:58:05.647 --> 00:58:07.282
This is amazing.
00:58:08.918 --> 00:58:10.352
Come on.
00:58:10.386 --> 00:58:13.422
Uh, you know what, I'm busting
for a pee actually.
00:58:13.455 --> 00:58:15.157
You could do it on me
if you want.
00:58:15.958 --> 00:58:17.060
Uh...
00:58:17.726 --> 00:58:19.061
Maybe in a bit.
00:58:19.795 --> 00:58:21.462
Give me a sec, yeah?
00:58:21.496 --> 00:58:24.000
Okay, but hurry up, River.
00:58:24.032 --> 00:58:27.002
Been waiting all night for you
to at least kiss me.
00:58:33.942 --> 00:58:34.844
Hey!
00:58:34.877 --> 00:58:37.846
Hi, babe.
Uh, bit of a nightmare.
00:58:37.880 --> 00:58:39.215
I've got to sleep
with a target...
00:58:39.248 --> 00:58:41.950
but I won't do it, unless
you agree that it's all right.
00:58:41.984 --> 00:58:44.520
You've got
to be fucking kidding.
00:58:44.552 --> 00:58:46.355
What was I, target practice?
00:58:46.388 --> 00:58:48.891
Babe, surely it's better that
I'm honest with you...
00:58:48.924 --> 00:58:50.644
rather than me doing it
and not telling you.
00:58:50.659 --> 00:58:53.494
Kind of got a bit of
a "save the world" situation here.
00:58:53.529 --> 00:58:55.398
How the fuck
is screwing someone
00:58:55.431 --> 00:58:57.032
gonna save the world?
00:58:57.065 --> 00:58:58.967
Well, it's a bit complicated...
00:58:59.000 --> 00:59:01.937
but trust me, I would not be
doing it if I didn't have to.
00:59:05.074 --> 00:59:07.509
Babe, please believe me.
I love you.
00:59:07.543 --> 00:59:08.753
You are the person
I wanna spend
00:59:08.777 --> 00:59:10.045
the rest of my life with.
00:59:12.114 --> 00:59:13.348
Is that a proposal?
00:59:15.417 --> 00:59:16.585
Um...
00:59:16.618 --> 00:59:18.453
Because I think I'd give you
my permission.
00:59:18.487 --> 00:59:22.291
Having that security, knowing
that we were committed...
00:59:22.324 --> 00:59:25.293
In that context, yeah.
Yeah, I'd feel different.
00:59:26.362 --> 00:59:28.331
Right. Well, I mean...
00:59:28.364 --> 00:59:29.498
I want to be with you,
00:59:29.531 --> 00:59:31.132
but being
a public figure, babe...
00:59:31.167 --> 00:59:32.402
like a prince...
00:59:33.402 --> 00:59:34.579
It's a bit of a factor,
you know,
00:59:34.603 --> 00:59:35.905
what with my job and stuff.
00:59:37.538 --> 00:59:39.708
Oh, no, no, no, come on. Okay.
00:59:39.741 --> 00:59:41.776
Uh, look, we need to talk
about this properly.
00:59:41.810 --> 00:59:43.912
Just give me
five minutes, okay?
00:59:44.813 --> 00:59:47.516
Don't put yourself down, Eggsy.
00:59:47.549 --> 00:59:49.785
I'm sure you can last
longer than that.
01:00:16.011 --> 01:00:18.681
What's the matter?
Nothing.
01:00:18.714 --> 01:00:20.114
I just feel that
our spirit animals
01:00:20.148 --> 01:00:21.817
need more time
to get in sync...
01:00:21.851 --> 01:00:25.220
and find a harmonious bond
on the spiritual plane.
01:00:25.252 --> 01:00:26.455
Totally.
01:00:26.487 --> 01:00:27.855
Yeah?
01:00:27.889 --> 01:00:30.393
Or we could just...
01:00:31.659 --> 01:00:32.962
fuck?
01:00:38.734 --> 01:00:40.036
Clara, I don't think I can.
01:00:49.844 --> 01:00:51.779
But you know what?
01:00:51.813 --> 01:00:54.282
My crow is looking
for a place to nest.
01:01:38.127 --> 01:01:39.460
Good work, Eggsy!
01:01:39.494 --> 01:01:40.862
Tracker fully functional.
01:01:43.065 --> 01:01:45.935
Don't worry, I've been
through this with Whiskey before.
01:01:46.935 --> 01:01:48.336
Nice to be working
with an agent
01:01:48.371 --> 01:01:50.105
who knows what he's doing.
01:01:51.072 --> 01:01:54.710
Wow, Mr. Crow. My turn.
01:01:54.743 --> 01:01:56.611
I'm sorry. I can't.
01:01:56.645 --> 01:01:57.913
I'm in a relationship.
01:01:57.947 --> 01:02:00.316
That's adorable.
Listen, so am I.
01:02:00.348 --> 01:02:04.085
What happens at Glasto,
stays in Glasto.
01:02:04.685 --> 01:02:05.921
I can't.
01:02:06.388 --> 01:02:07.456
Bye, Clara.
01:02:12.927 --> 01:02:14.128
This is Princess T,
01:02:14.163 --> 01:02:15.464
please leave a message.
01:02:17.699 --> 01:02:19.010
Motor Manor Hotel...
01:02:19.034 --> 01:02:21.235
Yeah, can you put me through
to Princess Tilde, please.
01:02:21.270 --> 01:02:23.972
Oh, actually, sir, I'm just
looking at my computer...
01:02:24.005 --> 01:02:25.540
and I'm afraid
that the princess
01:02:25.574 --> 01:02:26.742
is already checked out.
01:02:26.775 --> 01:02:27.977
Thank you.
01:02:30.612 --> 01:02:31.614
Fuck!
01:02:58.773 --> 01:02:59.976
Harry.
01:03:02.043 --> 01:03:04.312
What's going on?
I was just packing.
01:03:04.346 --> 01:03:05.546
Look at these lovely toiletries
01:03:05.581 --> 01:03:07.849
Merlin very kindly gave me
as a leaving present.
01:03:07.882 --> 01:03:09.118
Here, try this aftershave.
01:03:10.284 --> 01:03:11.987
Yeah, I know, Harry.
I'm wearing it.
01:03:14.889 --> 01:03:16.259
Listen, you can't just give up.
01:03:17.458 --> 01:03:18.627
Give up?
01:03:18.661 --> 01:03:21.764
No, on the contrary.
I'm about to achieve my dream.
01:03:21.797 --> 01:03:23.031
Researching rare butterflies
01:03:23.065 --> 01:03:25.501
alongside some of the finest
minds in entomology.
01:03:35.210 --> 01:03:38.848
You know, you may as well
have me stuck up on this wall.
01:03:38.880 --> 01:03:42.484
'Cause you're never gonna find a butterfly
more interesting than me.
01:03:42.518 --> 01:03:43.618
Sorry?
01:03:43.652 --> 01:03:48.123
When you and I first met,
I was just, like, a maggot.
01:03:48.156 --> 01:03:49.525
Maggots turn into flies.
01:03:49.558 --> 01:03:51.126
Perhaps you mean larva.
01:03:51.159 --> 01:03:53.094
Larva, yeah, okay.
Whatever. The point is...
01:03:53.127 --> 01:03:55.196
everyone wanted to squash me.
01:03:56.431 --> 01:03:57.799
But not you.
01:03:57.833 --> 01:04:00.903
You helped me
to become a caterpillar.
01:04:00.935 --> 01:04:02.537
And now I've got wings.
01:04:03.505 --> 01:04:05.540
I'm flying higher
than I ever dreamed.
01:04:05.574 --> 01:04:07.376
And that is all thanks to you.
01:04:07.409 --> 01:04:09.444
I hate to seem rude,
but I need to finish packing
01:04:09.478 --> 01:04:10.646
and get some sleep.
01:04:10.679 --> 01:04:12.080
Harry, you can't
just walk away.
01:04:12.114 --> 01:04:13.682
Kingsman needs you.
01:04:13.715 --> 01:04:16.018
The whole world needs you.
01:04:18.819 --> 01:04:20.388
I need you.
01:04:21.257 --> 01:04:23.492
Eggy, whoever the Harry was
01:04:23.525 --> 01:04:26.028
that you knew,
he's gone, I'm afraid.
01:04:26.393 --> 01:04:27.462
Goodbye.
01:05:06.601 --> 01:05:07.902
That's not a martini.
01:05:07.935 --> 01:05:09.871
It is in Kentucky.
01:05:09.904 --> 01:05:11.107
Fair enough.
01:05:19.413 --> 01:05:20.850
Here's to you, Eggsy.
01:05:20.882 --> 01:05:23.252
You're exactly
what Kingsman needs.
01:05:33.929 --> 01:05:35.169
This is Princess T.
01:05:35.197 --> 01:05:36.632
Please leave a message.
01:05:40.201 --> 01:05:41.970
Can I have
another martini, please?
01:05:42.003 --> 01:05:43.406
Sure.
01:05:44.406 --> 01:05:45.474
Thanks.
01:05:59.487 --> 01:06:00.589
Give up.
01:06:35.523 --> 01:06:36.991
You know what?
01:06:37.025 --> 01:06:39.328
That was the best martini
I've ever had.
01:06:40.462 --> 01:06:41.830
Keep the change.
01:06:41.862 --> 01:06:43.131
Thanks.
01:06:57.645 --> 01:06:58.923
It's all right.
Don't panic.
01:06:58.947 --> 01:07:01.684
Just thought I'd bring you
a little leaving present.
01:07:07.255 --> 01:07:08.666
What do you think?
He's lovely, isn't he?
01:07:09.891 --> 01:07:11.426
Would you like to hold him?
01:07:14.496 --> 01:07:15.664
Hello.
01:07:24.572 --> 01:07:26.808
Do you think
I should shoot him?
01:07:26.842 --> 01:07:29.311
Are you quite mad?
What? What's the problem?
01:07:29.344 --> 01:07:31.446
No! You can't!
Eh? What?
01:07:31.480 --> 01:07:33.682
No, you'll have to shoot me!
Shoot you?
01:07:33.714 --> 01:07:34.635
Well, I will shoot you.
01:07:34.648 --> 01:07:36.126
No. No one's sick enough
to shoot a puppy!
01:07:36.150 --> 01:07:37.195
Well, what about you, Harry?
01:07:37.219 --> 01:07:38.630
You were sick enough
to shoot a puppy!
01:07:38.654 --> 01:07:39.755
Do you remember?
01:08:02.277 --> 01:08:04.212
You were sick enough
to shoot a puppy!
01:08:32.106 --> 01:08:34.042
It was a blank.
Yes, Harry. Yes!
01:08:34.075 --> 01:08:35.143
It was a fucking blank!
01:08:35.176 --> 01:08:36.220
That's right. It was a blank!
01:08:36.244 --> 01:08:37.513
I would never hurt Mr. Pickle!
01:08:37.545 --> 01:08:39.380
Yes, Harry!
He lived to a ripe old age!
01:08:39.414 --> 01:08:40.883
He died of pancreatitis!
01:08:47.054 --> 01:08:48.757
You're not Mr. Pickle.
01:08:55.963 --> 01:08:56.965
Eggsy.
01:08:58.933 --> 01:09:00.401
Hello, Harry.
01:09:12.880 --> 01:09:14.415
Eggsy.
01:09:19.420 --> 01:09:21.155
Valentine has to be stopped.
No, I know.
01:09:21.190 --> 01:09:22.399
He has a device.
It's all right.
01:09:22.423 --> 01:09:24.292
It's sorted. Don't worry.
01:09:24.325 --> 01:09:26.328
We got a lot of
catching up to do.
01:09:27.094 --> 01:09:29.297
Well, well.
01:09:29.330 --> 01:09:31.566
I suppose I should
cancel that taxi.
01:09:32.267 --> 01:09:33.702
Yes.
01:09:33.736 --> 01:09:35.004
If you don't mind...
01:09:36.737 --> 01:09:37.940
Merlin.
01:09:39.807 --> 01:09:41.843
Welcome back...
01:09:41.877 --> 01:09:42.977
Galahad.
01:09:47.715 --> 01:09:49.659
Now that we've finished
the debrief, Harry...
01:09:49.683 --> 01:09:51.552
here's a couple of
welcome back gifts.
01:09:51.587 --> 01:09:53.222
First up...
01:09:53.254 --> 01:09:55.222
a brand-new Kingsman watch.
01:09:55.255 --> 01:09:56.391
Advanced software,
01:09:56.424 --> 01:09:58.493
it can hack into anything
with a microchip.
01:09:58.526 --> 01:09:59.893
It is the bollocks.
01:09:59.928 --> 01:10:01.396
And Merlin...
01:10:01.429 --> 01:10:02.630
I made you these.
01:10:06.066 --> 01:10:07.368
A-ha.
01:10:25.520 --> 01:10:28.089
Thank you, Merlin, Eggsy.
01:10:28.123 --> 01:10:30.225
How do I look?
You look...
01:10:30.258 --> 01:10:34.062
Like some faggot looking for
an eye fucking.
01:10:35.829 --> 01:10:37.097
Now...
01:10:37.132 --> 01:10:40.335
why don't you
get out of our bar...
01:10:40.368 --> 01:10:43.272
before I take out
your other one?
01:10:43.304 --> 01:10:45.173
Now, is that any way
to welcome a visitor
01:10:45.205 --> 01:10:47.042
from out of town, moonshine?
01:10:47.075 --> 01:10:48.477
Okay.
01:10:49.643 --> 01:10:52.280
Suck my southern dick...
01:10:52.313 --> 01:10:54.148
bitch.
01:10:54.182 --> 01:10:56.618
Oh, I don't think
that'll be necessary.
01:10:57.886 --> 01:10:59.420
Good day, sir.
01:11:03.624 --> 01:11:05.192
Well?
01:11:05.227 --> 01:11:07.062
What are you ladies
waiting for?
01:11:07.629 --> 01:11:08.931
Manners...
01:11:10.664 --> 01:11:11.766
maketh...
01:11:14.303 --> 01:11:15.704
man.
01:11:17.304 --> 01:11:18.973
Do you know what that means?
01:11:21.176 --> 01:11:23.111
Then let me teach you a lesson.
01:11:33.553 --> 01:11:35.455
Are we going to stand
around here all day?
01:11:35.490 --> 01:11:36.891
Or are we going to...
01:11:38.493 --> 01:11:40.462
You big...
01:11:58.545 --> 01:12:00.481
Well, pick him up.
01:12:00.516 --> 01:12:03.986
Now, that is not what I call
a Kentucky welcome.
01:12:06.021 --> 01:12:10.157
Manners maketh man.
01:12:10.191 --> 01:12:11.593
Let me translate that for you.
01:12:31.411 --> 01:12:32.580
What's wrong with me, Merlin?
01:12:32.614 --> 01:12:33.748
I thought you fixed me?
01:12:33.781 --> 01:12:36.051
Well, we rebuilt
your neural pathways.
01:12:36.084 --> 01:12:38.386
But it'll take time to get
your coordination back.
01:12:59.173 --> 01:13:00.808
And the phantom butterflies?
01:13:00.842 --> 01:13:02.576
You will experience episodes...
01:13:02.610 --> 01:13:03.844
lapses of clarity.
01:13:03.878 --> 01:13:05.947
You'll be back to normal soon.
01:13:21.062 --> 01:13:23.065
Whoo.
01:13:23.097 --> 01:13:25.600
I feel like a tornado
in a trailer park.
01:13:25.633 --> 01:13:30.538
♪ Golden Circle proudly presents ♪
01:13:30.570 --> 01:13:33.540
Mr. President,
my name is Poppy Adams.
01:13:33.574 --> 01:13:36.777
I believe the UN has no teeth.
01:13:36.812 --> 01:13:38.622
So I've selected you,
as leader of the free world,
01:13:38.646 --> 01:13:40.514
to receive this communication.
01:13:40.548 --> 01:13:42.216
And I invite you
to begin negotiations...
01:13:42.249 --> 01:13:46.286
on the largest scale
hostage situation in history.
01:13:46.320 --> 01:13:47.521
A few weeks ago,
01:13:47.554 --> 01:13:49.357
an engineered virus
was released...
01:13:49.391 --> 01:13:52.192
contained in all
varieties of my product.
01:13:52.227 --> 01:13:56.697
Cannabis, cocaine, heroin,
opium, ecstasy...
01:13:56.731 --> 01:13:58.133
and crystal meth.
01:13:59.401 --> 01:14:02.037
Some of you
are already infected.
01:14:02.070 --> 01:14:04.106
And this is what you can expect
01:14:04.138 --> 01:14:06.039
in the coming days.
01:14:06.074 --> 01:14:09.076
After a brief
incubation period...
01:14:09.110 --> 01:14:11.079
victims present
with stage one symptoms.
01:14:12.446 --> 01:14:13.648
A blue rash.
01:14:14.581 --> 01:14:15.682
Next...
01:14:15.715 --> 01:14:17.718
second stage symptoms appear.
01:14:17.752 --> 01:14:19.521
Mania...
01:14:19.553 --> 01:14:21.188
as the virus enters the brain.
01:14:21.222 --> 01:14:23.558
Very distressing to the victim
01:14:23.590 --> 01:14:25.326
and those around them.
01:14:26.494 --> 01:14:27.795
Stage three...
01:14:29.163 --> 01:14:30.197
Paralysis.
01:14:30.231 --> 01:14:33.101
Muscles enter a state
of catastrophic seizure.
01:14:33.134 --> 01:14:36.003
And once the muscles of
the thorax become affected...
01:14:36.038 --> 01:14:38.607
breathing becomes impossible...
01:14:38.639 --> 01:14:42.977
leading to a very nasty death
within 12 hours.
01:14:44.780 --> 01:14:49.984
But I have good news to
the millions already affected.
01:14:50.017 --> 01:14:51.752
It doesn't have to be this way.
01:14:51.786 --> 01:14:55.057
I have an antidote.
01:15:09.838 --> 01:15:13.075
What have you done to me,
you fucking bitch?
01:15:14.976 --> 01:15:16.710
100% effective...
01:15:16.744 --> 01:15:18.480
and ready to ship out worldwide
01:15:18.512 --> 01:15:20.114
at a moment's notice.
01:15:20.147 --> 01:15:22.350
Get out of my room!
You have my word.
01:15:22.383 --> 01:15:24.052
Get out!
I will do this...
01:15:24.084 --> 01:15:27.654
if the following
conditions are met.
01:15:27.688 --> 01:15:30.359
Get out of my fucking room!
01:15:31.593 --> 01:15:34.429
First, you agree
to end the war on drugs,
01:15:34.463 --> 01:15:35.862
once and for all.
01:15:35.896 --> 01:15:38.600
All classes of substance
are legalized...
01:15:38.633 --> 01:15:40.602
paving the way
to a new marketplace
01:15:40.634 --> 01:15:43.704
in which sales
are regulated and taxed...
01:15:43.737 --> 01:15:45.138
as per alcohol.
01:15:45.173 --> 01:15:50.478
And second, my colleagues and
I receive full legal immunity.
01:15:50.511 --> 01:15:51.646
Meet my terms...
01:15:51.678 --> 01:15:52.823
and I look forward
to helping you
01:15:52.847 --> 01:15:54.949
keep our beloved
country great...
01:15:54.981 --> 01:15:56.316
boosting our ailing economy,
01:15:56.351 --> 01:15:59.487
and easing spending
on law enforcement.
01:15:59.521 --> 01:16:01.857
Or continue this
blinkered, outmoded...
01:16:01.889 --> 01:16:05.826
and, frankly, disastrous
exercise in prohibition...
01:16:05.860 --> 01:16:08.130
and live with blood
on your hands.
01:16:09.196 --> 01:16:11.732
Save lives. Legalize.
01:16:17.271 --> 01:16:20.074
I told you that shit
was no good for you.
01:16:28.950 --> 01:16:30.752
Who is Poppy Adams?
01:16:30.785 --> 01:16:32.521
After graduating
Harvard Business School...
01:16:32.553 --> 01:16:33.887
Adams was briefly held
01:16:33.922 --> 01:16:35.790
for serious mental
health issues...
01:16:35.822 --> 01:16:37.859
before disappearing
without a trace.
01:16:37.892 --> 01:16:40.561
Intelligent, ambitious,
ruthless,
01:16:40.594 --> 01:16:44.097
lacks empathy,
superficial charm.
01:16:44.132 --> 01:16:47.735
All the elements
of a great CEO.
01:16:47.767 --> 01:16:50.204
Or a psychopath.
01:16:50.237 --> 01:16:51.239
Following the broadcast
01:16:51.272 --> 01:16:52.840
of Adams's message
to the president...
01:16:52.874 --> 01:16:55.043
there were scenes
of chaos today...
01:16:55.075 --> 01:16:57.678
at medical centers
across the country and around the world.
01:16:57.712 --> 01:16:59.023
We have
no more beds available.
01:16:59.047 --> 01:17:02.116
The hospital is
at full capacity.
01:17:02.150 --> 01:17:03.718
The blue rash
is now being renamed
01:17:03.752 --> 01:17:05.018
"The Dancing Disease"...
01:17:05.052 --> 01:17:08.456
as victims begin to exhibit
stage two symptoms.
01:17:14.295 --> 01:17:16.030
Let's prep the cryo unit.
01:17:16.063 --> 01:17:17.365
You want to freeze him?
01:17:17.397 --> 01:17:18.766
Exactly.
01:17:18.799 --> 01:17:20.000
Victims of the virus
01:17:20.035 --> 01:17:22.570
caused by contaminated
recreational drugs...
01:17:22.603 --> 01:17:26.540
flooded hospitals and clinics
in fear for their lives.
01:17:29.643 --> 01:17:31.087
Curfews and no travel orders
01:17:31.111 --> 01:17:33.080
are being considered
as authorities assess
01:17:33.114 --> 01:17:34.816
the scale of the disaster.
01:17:35.215 --> 01:17:36.884
Close it.
01:17:38.285 --> 01:17:39.786
But there has still been
01:17:39.820 --> 01:17:41.822
no official response
from the president...
01:17:41.856 --> 01:17:44.893
who remains locked
in emergency talks.
01:17:46.627 --> 01:17:49.263
Prepare a presidential decree.
01:17:49.297 --> 01:17:51.632
Tell intelligence and law enforcement
to stand down.
01:17:51.665 --> 01:17:53.767
We're gonna dance
to this lady's tune.
01:17:53.802 --> 01:17:54.902
Good.
01:17:54.936 --> 01:17:57.071
We can make this work.
01:17:57.105 --> 01:17:58.505
We spin it
that it's not a matter
01:17:58.539 --> 01:17:59.840
of negotiation with terrorists.
01:17:59.874 --> 01:18:01.843
No, what I'm proposing...
01:18:01.875 --> 01:18:04.744
is we appear
to agree to her demands
01:18:04.779 --> 01:18:06.181
to prevent global panic...
01:18:06.213 --> 01:18:11.584
and then let the junkie scum
go down in flames. Huh?
01:18:13.687 --> 01:18:15.623
Huh? Yeah.
01:18:15.655 --> 01:18:19.626
Take Poppy Adams and her so-called
Golden Circle down with them.
01:18:19.660 --> 01:18:24.331
No drug users, no drug trade.
It's a win-win situation here.
01:18:24.365 --> 01:18:27.734
But, sir, we're not talking about
a handful of hostages.
01:18:27.767 --> 01:18:29.236
We could be looking
at the deaths
01:18:29.270 --> 01:18:31.106
of hundreds
of millions worldwide.
01:18:31.138 --> 01:18:32.416
Hundreds of millions
of criminals,
01:18:32.440 --> 01:18:33.875
burdens to society.
01:18:34.709 --> 01:18:36.211
Am I right, McCoy?
01:18:36.244 --> 01:18:37.378
Absolutely, sir.
01:18:37.411 --> 01:18:39.213
But, sir, that's...
01:18:39.246 --> 01:18:41.883
What about people who were
just experimenting?
01:18:41.915 --> 01:18:43.851
Folks who self-medicate?
01:18:43.884 --> 01:18:46.786
Functioning
professionals? Kids?
01:18:46.820 --> 01:18:48.555
Oh, spare me the crap, Fox.
01:18:48.588 --> 01:18:49.990
The fact is,
01:18:50.023 --> 01:18:53.061
this presidency has just
won the war on drugs.
01:18:53.093 --> 01:18:54.328
Congratulations, sir.
01:18:54.896 --> 01:18:56.831
Thank you.
01:18:58.799 --> 01:19:01.902
And that deserves a toast.
01:19:01.937 --> 01:19:04.539
This is
totally unethical, sir.
01:19:04.571 --> 01:19:06.273
Fox, shut up!
01:19:06.973 --> 01:19:09.110
McCoy, declare martial law.
01:19:09.143 --> 01:19:11.846
We need to keep control,
commandeer stadiums,
01:19:11.879 --> 01:19:13.781
schools, civic centers...
01:19:13.815 --> 01:19:15.215
order a press blackout.
01:19:15.249 --> 01:19:17.085
And put the military on standby
01:19:17.118 --> 01:19:19.154
to round these junkies up.
01:19:20.088 --> 01:19:21.856
Whether they broke
the law or not,
01:19:21.889 --> 01:19:24.159
those victims are human beings.
01:19:26.427 --> 01:19:27.429
Tequila.
01:19:28.629 --> 01:19:30.165
He's a great guy.
01:19:31.565 --> 01:19:33.433
And a great agent.
01:19:33.467 --> 01:19:37.237
Right now, he's lying in deep
freeze waiting on our help.
01:19:37.271 --> 01:19:39.673
We can't make
this personal, sir.
01:19:39.706 --> 01:19:40.975
Personal?
01:19:41.008 --> 01:19:43.911
Agent, we can't stand by
and let folks like him die.
01:19:43.944 --> 01:19:46.481
These people,
we're their only hope.
01:19:48.249 --> 01:19:50.085
Now, we have
to find that antidote.
01:19:50.118 --> 01:19:52.721
Poppy's stockpiles, well,
they could be anywhere.
01:19:52.754 --> 01:19:54.689
She must have some on hand.
01:19:54.722 --> 01:19:56.291
Locate Poppy...
01:19:57.424 --> 01:20:00.160
and obtain a sample
for analysis.
01:20:00.194 --> 01:20:02.062
Maybe it can be replicated.
01:20:02.096 --> 01:20:03.563
Sorry to cut in, guys.
01:20:03.597 --> 01:20:05.141
But Charlie is on the phone
with his girlfriend.
01:20:05.165 --> 01:20:07.400
Looping you in now.
01:20:07.433 --> 01:20:09.003
Don't worry.
I'm on a payphone...
01:20:09.035 --> 01:20:11.638
covered in a fucking blue rash.
01:20:11.672 --> 01:20:12.973
Why didn't you tell me?
01:20:13.007 --> 01:20:15.576
All you said was,
"Don't take any drugs."
01:20:15.610 --> 01:20:18.012
It was a music festival
for fuck's sake.
01:20:18.044 --> 01:20:22.116
Fuck. Shit. Shit! Okay.
01:20:23.250 --> 01:20:25.319
Listen. You need to get
to the lab in Italy.
01:20:25.352 --> 01:20:26.855
Do you remember
where we went skiing?
01:20:26.887 --> 01:20:29.356
Yes. Yes, I remember.
01:20:29.391 --> 01:20:30.725
Yeah. Meet me there
01:20:30.758 --> 01:20:32.459
and I'll give you the antidote.
01:20:33.828 --> 01:20:35.129
Okay.
01:20:38.965 --> 01:20:40.801
All right. Jet's ready.
01:20:40.834 --> 01:20:43.370
Whiskey, Galahad, get to Italy.
01:20:47.340 --> 01:20:49.243
You two need to fix
this code name thing.
01:20:49.276 --> 01:20:50.811
And with all
due respect, sir...
01:20:50.844 --> 01:20:52.146
I don't think Galahad senior
01:20:52.179 --> 01:20:53.714
is ready to return
to fieldwork.
01:20:54.816 --> 01:20:57.084
I did actually mean...
Of course.
01:20:57.118 --> 01:20:59.687
And with all disrespect...
01:20:59.721 --> 01:21:01.489
I'm not going anywhere
without him.
01:21:02.757 --> 01:21:05.460
Brains, skills...
01:21:06.660 --> 01:21:07.661
skipping rope?
01:21:10.231 --> 01:21:12.032
- It's a lasso.
- Whatever.
01:21:12.633 --> 01:21:13.868
Come on.
01:21:16.004 --> 01:21:17.772
Go on. Vamoose.
01:21:17.804 --> 01:21:19.074
Yes, sir.
01:21:31.785 --> 01:21:33.154
Drink it.
01:21:43.830 --> 01:21:44.931
Wow.
01:21:44.964 --> 01:21:46.566
It's working already.
01:21:46.601 --> 01:21:48.402
Thank God.
01:21:49.036 --> 01:21:50.236
Agent Whiskey.
01:21:50.271 --> 01:21:52.840
Antidote confirmed
at the target's location.
01:21:52.873 --> 01:21:54.209
Good luck.
01:22:02.650 --> 01:22:04.951
Hold up.
We need you down here, Galahad.
01:22:04.986 --> 01:22:06.387
To secure the control room.
01:22:06.419 --> 01:22:08.155
Probably a good idea, Harry.
01:22:09.089 --> 01:22:10.758
Call you from the top, yeah?
01:22:19.534 --> 01:22:21.335
Buongiorno!
01:22:21.369 --> 01:22:22.670
Buongiorno.
01:22:35.917 --> 01:22:37.118
Hey!
01:22:38.119 --> 01:22:39.399
So sorry about this.
01:22:44.857 --> 01:22:47.161
At the controls. In position.
01:23:06.280 --> 01:23:08.349
Keep this cable car here
till we get back.
01:23:08.383 --> 01:23:09.951
Roger that, Eggsy.
01:23:09.984 --> 01:23:11.919
Clara's definitely here.
01:23:11.953 --> 01:23:13.353
We're getting warmer.
01:23:18.258 --> 01:23:21.563
Harry Hart, Harry Hart,
super spy, super spy.
01:23:22.429 --> 01:23:25.066
Looks like we've got a door.
01:23:25.098 --> 01:23:26.301
Yep.
01:23:27.066 --> 01:23:28.268
There you go.
01:23:38.712 --> 01:23:40.380
I'll cover.
01:23:41.516 --> 01:23:42.517
Hi, there.
01:23:42.850 --> 01:23:43.918
Whew.
01:23:43.950 --> 01:23:45.618
Sorry I'm late.
01:23:45.651 --> 01:23:48.054
You guys did not make
this place easy to find.
01:23:48.088 --> 01:23:50.023
Who are you?
01:23:50.057 --> 01:23:52.693
I'm here to collect
this antidote.
01:23:52.726 --> 01:23:53.728
For Singapore?
01:23:54.661 --> 01:23:55.864
Yeah.
01:23:59.299 --> 01:24:02.669
You are Wu Ting Feng?
01:24:06.641 --> 01:24:07.642
Yes.
01:24:09.142 --> 01:24:11.411
Hey, how are you still alive?
01:24:11.445 --> 01:24:13.647
River, what are you doing here?
01:24:13.681 --> 01:24:14.749
River?
01:24:14.781 --> 01:24:16.016
Hi, Clara.
01:24:16.049 --> 01:24:19.154
What happens at Glasto,
stays in Glasto.
01:24:22.022 --> 01:24:23.790
You motherfucker!
Bye, Charlie.
01:24:23.824 --> 01:24:25.927
Sound the alarm!
01:24:25.959 --> 01:24:27.460
You fucking cockroach!
01:24:27.495 --> 01:24:29.497
Jam the door!
Give...
01:24:36.536 --> 01:24:38.138
Fuck!
01:24:38.172 --> 01:24:40.040
Galahad, we're coming.
01:24:40.074 --> 01:24:41.776
All clear at the bottom?
01:24:42.709 --> 01:24:45.078
Galahad, come in!
01:24:45.111 --> 01:24:46.913
Open the fucking door.
They've locked.
01:24:46.946 --> 01:24:48.182
Open the door!
01:24:50.049 --> 01:24:51.360
Harry, come on, we're in.
Let's go.
01:24:51.384 --> 01:24:52.820
Away, butterflies.
01:24:52.852 --> 01:24:55.322
Butterfly? No, Harry. You've
got to shut the doors, please.
01:24:55.356 --> 01:24:57.324
Come on.
We've gotta go now. Please!
01:24:57.356 --> 01:24:59.292
Shut the fucking door, Harry!
01:24:59.325 --> 01:25:00.928
Harry, are you there?
01:25:02.295 --> 01:25:04.632
Well done, Harry.
Good. Thanks, man.
01:25:04.665 --> 01:25:05.732
Come on. Now!
01:25:08.035 --> 01:25:09.404
It's done.
Thank you.
01:25:33.259 --> 01:25:34.962
You all good down there, Harry?
01:25:34.995 --> 01:25:36.230
All clear.
01:25:41.768 --> 01:25:42.803
Hello, Eggsy.
01:25:44.137 --> 01:25:46.240
Enjoy the ride, bruv.
01:25:55.249 --> 01:25:56.451
Oh, shit.
01:26:05.493 --> 01:26:07.395
All the buttons are dead.
Controls gone.
01:26:07.428 --> 01:26:09.664
Everything's in shutdown.
You're on your own, Eggsy.
01:26:55.308 --> 01:26:56.543
What the fuck is that?
01:27:12.793 --> 01:27:13.895
Oh, my God.
01:27:47.762 --> 01:27:49.831
You've gotta be
fucking kidding!
01:28:08.615 --> 01:28:10.484
Jesus fucking Christ!
What the fuck is that?
01:28:10.517 --> 01:28:12.820
What the hell is that?
01:28:12.852 --> 01:28:13.887
Shit!
01:28:39.111 --> 01:28:43.917
That's the first decent shit
I've had in three weeks.
01:28:48.521 --> 01:28:50.924
Harry, meet us at the
emergency rendezvous point.
01:28:50.958 --> 01:28:52.125
Roger that.
01:28:52.860 --> 01:28:54.128
Got you on the GPS.
01:29:22.923 --> 01:29:24.592
So weird to think
this tiny thing
01:29:24.624 --> 01:29:26.326
could save the world.
01:29:26.360 --> 01:29:28.128
Let me have a look.
01:29:31.831 --> 01:29:32.999
Harry.
01:29:37.404 --> 01:29:38.906
Am I late?
01:29:39.706 --> 01:29:40.941
You found the antidote.
01:29:43.878 --> 01:29:44.978
Get down!
01:30:02.062 --> 01:30:03.431
You fucking dickhead!
01:30:03.463 --> 01:30:04.930
Fuck you!
I just saved your life!
01:30:04.964 --> 01:30:07.168
Yeah, and cost millions
of people theirs!
01:30:20.748 --> 01:30:23.717
All right, they're going
for cover and reloading.
01:30:23.750 --> 01:30:25.986
I'll fix their wagons.
Cover me, boys!
01:30:29.021 --> 01:30:30.056
Wait.
01:30:30.089 --> 01:30:32.659
Eggsy, I think he could be
working for the other side.
01:30:32.692 --> 01:30:34.527
What the fuck
is wrong with you?
01:30:34.561 --> 01:30:37.097
You're having
a brain fart! Look!
01:30:37.130 --> 01:30:40.668
Does that look like
he's working with them?
01:30:40.700 --> 01:30:43.636
Harry, are you seeing
butterflies again?
01:30:43.669 --> 01:30:45.071
I know what I'm seeing.
01:31:36.956 --> 01:31:39.526
Good job
he didn't need our help.
01:31:39.560 --> 01:31:42.295
Thank fucking Christ
I didn't need any backup!
01:31:48.669 --> 01:31:51.104
I'm out of ammo!
Troop carrier coming in.
01:31:51.137 --> 01:31:52.238
What've you got?
01:31:54.074 --> 01:31:55.109
Fuck!
01:31:59.347 --> 01:32:00.982
Shit!
There's a fuck ton of 'em!
01:32:04.317 --> 01:32:05.953
What is this?
01:32:05.986 --> 01:32:08.956
Looks like you packed for
a fucking slumber party, not a mission!
01:32:10.057 --> 01:32:12.926
And they've got
fucking Gatling guns!
01:32:12.959 --> 01:32:16.262
You have 10 seconds
to surrender before we open fire!
01:32:16.297 --> 01:32:17.431
Guys, hurry up!
01:32:17.463 --> 01:32:18.497
10!
01:32:18.531 --> 01:32:19.932
Hey!
01:32:19.967 --> 01:32:22.103
9!
Butterfly guy!
01:32:23.503 --> 01:32:24.572
8!
01:32:24.605 --> 01:32:26.507
You don't look like
Ginger fixed you right.
01:32:26.539 --> 01:32:27.640
7!
01:32:27.673 --> 01:32:28.808
I said I'm empty!
01:32:28.843 --> 01:32:30.344
6!
Give me yours.
01:32:30.977 --> 01:32:31.845
5!
01:32:31.879 --> 01:32:33.213
Harry, give him
the fucking gun!
01:32:33.245 --> 01:32:34.280
4!
01:32:35.715 --> 01:32:38.151
Harry, no!
01:32:42.289 --> 01:32:43.724
Oh, fuck it! Fire!
01:32:43.758 --> 01:32:44.992
Harry, get down!
01:32:52.499 --> 01:32:53.900
I mean, honestly, Harry,
01:32:53.933 --> 01:32:55.369
what the fuck
is wrong with you?
01:32:55.401 --> 01:32:57.770
He broke the vial on purpose!
01:32:57.804 --> 01:33:00.206
You're a fucking idiot!
You're out of control, Harry!
01:33:00.240 --> 01:33:02.320
If we made it out of here,
he was gonna kill us both!
01:33:07.181 --> 01:33:09.717
For fuck's sake, it looks like he wouldn't
have fucking had to!
01:33:09.749 --> 01:33:11.185
Oh, ye of little faith.
01:33:32.873 --> 01:33:35.241
This does not mean
you're off the fucking hook!
01:33:36.209 --> 01:33:37.678
We need to go dark.
01:33:37.710 --> 01:33:38.954
We don't know
who else at Statesman
01:33:38.978 --> 01:33:41.447
could be working against us.
01:33:41.481 --> 01:33:42.581
Shit! This is all my fault.
01:33:42.615 --> 01:33:43.693
You weren't ready for the field
01:33:43.717 --> 01:33:44.784
and I pushed for it!
01:33:44.817 --> 01:33:45.886
He showed his hand.
01:33:45.919 --> 01:33:47.721
You think
he'd have let us live?
01:33:47.754 --> 01:33:49.755
You should be thanking me
for saving our arses!
01:33:49.789 --> 01:33:50.858
Saving our arses?
01:33:50.891 --> 01:33:52.426
Try saying that
to fucking Whiskey!
01:34:02.636 --> 01:34:05.039
You are unbelievable!
01:34:05.071 --> 01:34:06.940
- Merlin, can you hear me?
- Yes, Eggsy.
01:34:06.973 --> 01:34:08.275
Whiskey's down.
He's been shot.
01:34:08.775 --> 01:34:10.177
What happened?
01:34:17.049 --> 01:34:19.919
He got caught in the crossfire.
01:34:19.953 --> 01:34:21.989
I've applied the alpha gel.
We'll bring him in.
01:34:22.021 --> 01:34:23.867
But first, I've gotta find a
way to get back up to that lab
01:34:23.891 --> 01:34:25.692
and retrieve more antidote.
01:34:28.395 --> 01:34:31.498
Charlie, what's
happening? Where are you?
01:34:31.530 --> 01:34:33.132
Everything's under control.
01:34:33.165 --> 01:34:35.869
I'm sorry, Charlie.
I'm so sorry.
01:34:35.901 --> 01:34:38.170
Please don't tell Poppy
it was me they followed.
01:34:38.204 --> 01:34:39.672
Don't worry, darling.
01:34:39.706 --> 01:34:41.708
What happens in Italy...
01:34:44.210 --> 01:34:45.445
stays in Italy.
01:34:46.612 --> 01:34:47.847
Thank you.
01:35:00.995 --> 01:35:05.566
Merlin, change of plans.
Wu Ting Feng, Singapore.
01:35:05.598 --> 01:35:06.833
- Who?
- Exactly.
01:35:06.866 --> 01:35:08.534
It's the only lead we've got.
01:35:08.569 --> 01:35:10.236
So I suggest
you find out who he is.
01:35:12.137 --> 01:35:13.173
Come on.
01:35:17.177 --> 01:35:19.946
Wu Ting Feng, he's
an assistant at a law firm.
01:35:19.978 --> 01:35:21.615
Let's get through
their firewall.
01:35:21.647 --> 01:35:22.882
Yep.
01:35:23.784 --> 01:35:25.018
Merlin...
01:35:25.051 --> 01:35:27.521
have you ever wanted
to do more than this?
01:35:28.521 --> 01:35:30.123
Are you serious?
Yeah.
01:35:30.156 --> 01:35:31.090
This is vital.
01:35:31.124 --> 01:35:32.792
Without us, they'd be lost.
01:35:32.825 --> 01:35:35.127
I know, but you know
what I mean.
01:35:35.161 --> 01:35:37.563
Get out there in the field.
01:35:37.597 --> 01:35:38.764
Well, have you ever asked?
01:35:38.798 --> 01:35:40.034
Of course I have.
01:35:40.066 --> 01:35:42.502
But every time an agent's
position has come up...
01:35:42.535 --> 01:35:45.338
Whiskey has voted against me.
01:35:45.371 --> 01:35:47.272
No.
Yeah.
01:35:47.307 --> 01:35:49.576
Wait, wait, wait.
Look, check it out.
01:35:49.610 --> 01:35:50.678
Email in from Poppy,
01:35:50.710 --> 01:35:52.579
from a senior partner
at the firm.
01:35:54.013 --> 01:35:55.548
They're coordinates.
01:35:59.152 --> 01:36:00.387
Cambodia?
01:36:01.454 --> 01:36:03.923
You have any reconnaissance
drones down in Asia?
01:36:03.956 --> 01:36:05.636
Sure do.
Sending them in right now.
01:36:12.397 --> 01:36:13.998
The government today urged
01:36:14.000 --> 01:36:15.168
Golden Circle victims...
01:36:15.200 --> 01:36:17.136
to report to
the temporary field hospitals
01:36:17.169 --> 01:36:20.039
now set up across the country.
01:36:20.072 --> 01:36:21.883
The president's
handling of the crisis
01:36:21.907 --> 01:36:24.678
has been commended
by other world leaders.
01:36:24.712 --> 01:36:27.447
Damn. Politics has
never been so easy.
01:36:27.481 --> 01:36:29.616
Oh, Jesus, Fox.
01:36:29.648 --> 01:36:30.950
What?
01:36:38.892 --> 01:36:40.261
Oh, God.
01:36:44.998 --> 01:36:46.165
Like I said, sir...
01:36:46.199 --> 01:36:48.902
this affects all people
from all backgrounds.
01:36:48.935 --> 01:36:50.736
I'm disappointed, Fox.
01:36:50.770 --> 01:36:52.638
Disappointed and disgusted.
01:36:52.672 --> 01:36:55.676
Mr. President,
I routinely work
01:36:55.709 --> 01:36:58.144
a 20 hour day for you,
7 days a week.
01:36:58.178 --> 01:37:01.315
Maybe some can do that
without chemical help.
01:37:01.347 --> 01:37:04.484
Countless people
are going to die.
01:37:04.517 --> 01:37:06.152
You can save them, sir.
01:37:07.053 --> 01:37:08.656
Innocent people like me.
01:37:11.023 --> 01:37:12.927
Not that innocent.
01:37:43.423 --> 01:37:44.558
He looks great.
01:37:44.590 --> 01:37:45.625
Good.
01:37:50.963 --> 01:37:52.331
Good news, gentlemen.
01:37:52.365 --> 01:37:53.967
He'll be back on
his feet in no time.
01:37:54.000 --> 01:37:55.968
I'm not certain
that's a good idea.
01:37:56.002 --> 01:37:57.103
What do you mean?
01:37:57.137 --> 01:37:59.173
I shot Agent Whiskey.
Deliberately.
01:37:59.606 --> 01:38:00.706
What, why?
01:38:00.740 --> 01:38:01.941
He was working against us.
01:38:01.976 --> 01:38:04.076
And until we find out why,
I say we trust no one.
01:38:04.110 --> 01:38:06.245
Merlin, Harry's sick.
01:38:06.279 --> 01:38:08.147
This whole thing is my fault.
01:38:08.181 --> 01:38:09.682
I thought he was ready.
01:38:14.987 --> 01:38:17.557
I'm sorry,
I've got to take this.
01:38:17.590 --> 01:38:18.991
Listen to me.
01:38:19.025 --> 01:38:20.627
This is not about
my mental health.
01:38:20.660 --> 01:38:23.263
If there's a chance there's
a double agent in our midst...
01:38:23.295 --> 01:38:27.967
or worse, if Statesman itself
has a dark agenda...
01:38:28.000 --> 01:38:29.668
we have to safeguard
this mission.
01:38:29.701 --> 01:38:33.639
We both know the president
wants these victims dead.
01:38:33.673 --> 01:38:35.041
Hey, baby.
01:38:37.009 --> 01:38:38.244
Hey.
01:38:40.579 --> 01:38:41.513
Fuck.
01:38:41.547 --> 01:38:44.350
Look, Harry, I trust you.
I always have.
01:38:44.383 --> 01:38:48.987
But it's about this situation.
We need Statesman's resources.
01:38:49.021 --> 01:38:51.089
And I need to know
that you are fit for work.
01:38:51.124 --> 01:38:52.859
Babe, why didn't you call me?
01:38:52.892 --> 01:38:54.393
Are you the banana man?
01:38:54.427 --> 01:38:55.929
Listen, we're on
the verge of finding
01:38:55.962 --> 01:38:57.563
an antidote.
It's gonna be all right.
01:38:57.597 --> 01:38:58.477
Now, look left for me.
01:38:58.498 --> 01:38:59.775
There's nothing wrong
with my brain.
01:38:59.799 --> 01:39:01.266
Look right.
01:39:01.301 --> 01:39:02.569
Can you remember the headline
01:39:02.602 --> 01:39:04.346
when you uncovered
that spy ring in the Pentagon?
01:39:04.370 --> 01:39:06.505
The football.
England beat Germany, 5-1.
01:39:06.539 --> 01:39:08.040
Thatcher's
assassination attempt.
01:39:08.075 --> 01:39:09.142
Charles and Di's wedding.
01:39:09.174 --> 01:39:10.744
Hey, Bjorn Borg.
01:39:21.254 --> 01:39:22.990
Babe, if you can hear me,
01:39:23.022 --> 01:39:25.292
I want you to know
that I love you.
01:39:25.325 --> 01:39:27.369
And if we get through this,
and you'll have me back...
01:39:27.393 --> 01:39:30.230
I wanna be with you.
No matter what.
01:39:30.263 --> 01:39:31.340
I promise I won't let you down.
01:39:31.364 --> 01:39:32.965
It's all gonna be all right.
01:39:32.999 --> 01:39:34.400
My favorite singer.
01:39:34.433 --> 01:39:36.669
I don't bloody know.
How would I know that?
01:39:36.703 --> 01:39:39.005
It's John Denver.
Merlin!
01:39:39.039 --> 01:39:41.041
Have you got eyes
on that location yet?
01:39:41.075 --> 01:39:43.143
Soon. The reconnaissance
drone's about an hour away.
01:39:43.176 --> 01:39:44.319
Which gives us time
to sort out...
01:39:44.343 --> 01:39:46.045
Bollocks, we haven't
time for anything.
01:39:46.079 --> 01:39:48.382
I'm leaving now.
With or without you.
01:40:06.365 --> 01:40:08.301
Hello!
01:40:08.334 --> 01:40:09.703
Identify yourself.
01:40:09.736 --> 01:40:14.273
My name is Stacey Prewitt.
I'm Ms. Poppy Adams' attorney.
01:40:14.307 --> 01:40:16.376
Poppy, you expecting
a lawyer tonight?
01:40:16.409 --> 01:40:18.445
Oh, yes. Please send him in.
01:40:18.477 --> 01:40:21.581
But don't forget to
reactivate the landmines.
01:40:26.919 --> 01:40:28.453
Good evening, Ms. Adams.
01:40:28.487 --> 01:40:33.759
My lawyer is bringing you
the document right now.
01:40:33.793 --> 01:40:35.262
Hurry up.
01:40:35.294 --> 01:40:36.395
And once you countersign,
01:40:36.429 --> 01:40:37.763
it becomes
an executive decree...
01:40:37.798 --> 01:40:38.898
and you can't back out,
01:40:38.932 --> 01:40:40.233
and then I release
the antidote.
01:40:40.266 --> 01:40:41.601
Can you give me any assurance
01:40:41.634 --> 01:40:43.402
you can get it
out there in time?
01:40:43.436 --> 01:40:44.514
And where's it gonna come from?
01:40:44.538 --> 01:40:45.871
How long it'll take
to distribute?
01:40:45.905 --> 01:40:48.508
I wouldn't worry about that.
I have secure stockpiles...
01:40:48.542 --> 01:40:51.578
hidden in every
major city worldwide.
01:40:51.611 --> 01:40:54.014
And when I enter
the access code...
01:40:54.047 --> 01:40:55.447
my fleet of drones
01:40:55.481 --> 01:40:58.351
will distribute
the antidote immediately.
01:40:58.383 --> 01:41:00.886
So don't dilly-dally
signing that document
01:41:00.920 --> 01:41:02.688
'cause time is running out.
01:41:05.526 --> 01:41:06.860
You dumb bitch!
01:41:16.837 --> 01:41:17.870
You all right?
01:41:19.940 --> 01:41:21.975
What was that
phone call you got?
01:41:22.008 --> 01:41:24.277
Let's not, Harry.
01:41:24.310 --> 01:41:25.611
I don't think
you'd sympathize...
01:41:25.645 --> 01:41:27.813
and I'm not really in
the mood for a lecture.
01:41:31.817 --> 01:41:32.852
All right.
01:41:35.722 --> 01:41:38.659
How about a martini?
For old times' sake?
01:41:40.759 --> 01:41:41.794
Yeah, all right.
01:41:54.941 --> 01:41:56.910
I had a girlfriend.
01:41:59.545 --> 01:42:00.646
I lost her.
01:42:01.647 --> 01:42:03.217
And it broke me.
01:42:05.185 --> 01:42:07.620
And now,
if this mission fails...
01:42:09.054 --> 01:42:10.389
she's gonna die.
01:42:12.392 --> 01:42:14.695
I know it's against
Kingsman rules,
01:42:14.727 --> 01:42:16.762
having a relationship.
01:42:20.767 --> 01:42:22.568
When I was shot...
01:42:22.602 --> 01:42:24.170
can you guess
what the last thing was
01:42:24.203 --> 01:42:25.672
that flashed through my mind?
01:42:28.141 --> 01:42:31.844
It was absolutely nothing.
01:42:34.114 --> 01:42:35.816
I had no ties.
01:42:36.516 --> 01:42:39.485
No bittersweet memories.
01:42:39.517 --> 01:42:41.587
I was leaving nothing behind.
01:42:43.556 --> 01:42:45.826
Never experienced
companionship...
01:42:46.825 --> 01:42:48.361
never been in love...
01:42:49.462 --> 01:42:51.397
and in that moment...
01:42:51.431 --> 01:42:55.134
all I felt was loneliness...
01:42:55.168 --> 01:42:56.402
and regret.
01:42:58.038 --> 01:42:59.571
I'm sorry.
01:42:59.606 --> 01:43:00.641
Don't be.
01:43:02.842 --> 01:43:05.379
Just know that
having something to lose...
01:43:07.446 --> 01:43:09.882
is what makes life
worth living.
01:43:10.749 --> 01:43:12.852
Now, let's go
and save your girl.
01:43:14.187 --> 01:43:15.889
I missed you, Harry.
01:43:21.093 --> 01:43:22.494
Gentlemen.
01:43:22.527 --> 01:43:24.431
I hate to break up a party.
01:43:24.463 --> 01:43:27.600
We're nearly there,
so I suggest we get ready.
01:43:28.901 --> 01:43:29.935
Follow me.
01:43:39.712 --> 01:43:41.815
Oh, yes.
01:43:51.290 --> 01:43:52.891
Hello, gorgeous.
01:43:52.926 --> 01:43:54.060
I'm Jack. What's your name?
01:43:54.093 --> 01:43:56.395
How would you like to ride
home on a real cowboy?
01:43:56.429 --> 01:43:57.998
I got a six pack
of cold ones on ice
01:43:58.030 --> 01:43:59.230
and my roomie's out all night.
01:43:59.231 --> 01:44:02.467
So you can scream my name
as loud as you need to, sugar.
01:44:02.502 --> 01:44:05.272
I hate to do this to you, Jack.
01:44:05.304 --> 01:44:06.405
Who's this pretty lady?
01:44:06.438 --> 01:44:07.840
She's dead.
01:44:07.874 --> 01:44:10.476
Cops said wrong place,
wrong time.
01:44:10.508 --> 01:44:12.645
Hey, honey. I'm heading
to the grocery store.
01:44:17.616 --> 01:44:18.985
My name is Poppy Adams.
01:44:35.935 --> 01:44:36.969
Ginger.
01:44:37.003 --> 01:44:40.440
Goddamn butterfly guy shot me
in the fucking head.
01:44:40.472 --> 01:44:41.941
Why would he do that?
01:44:44.544 --> 01:44:46.946
Well, I'm guessing
you didn't fix him right.
01:44:46.980 --> 01:44:48.581
And where the hell is he?
01:44:48.615 --> 01:44:52.318
He's on his way to Cambodia
with Eggsy and Merlin.
01:44:52.351 --> 01:44:54.387
That's where Poppy's base is.
01:44:54.420 --> 01:44:56.121
Eggsy's gonna need backup.
01:44:56.155 --> 01:44:57.389
Yes, he is.
01:44:57.423 --> 01:44:58.859
Get the Silver Pony
on the runway
01:44:58.892 --> 01:45:00.093
and ready to take off.
01:45:10.837 --> 01:45:12.138
Hey, hey.
01:45:12.170 --> 01:45:14.740
Looking good, Merlin.
01:45:15.407 --> 01:45:17.276
Feeling good, Eggsy.
01:45:20.312 --> 01:45:22.581
Right. This is yours.
01:45:23.984 --> 01:45:25.118
That's for you.
01:45:37.931 --> 01:45:39.633
Press the "S".
01:45:40.398 --> 01:45:41.968
Minesweeper.
01:45:42.000 --> 01:45:43.968
Courtesy of Statesman.
01:45:44.003 --> 01:45:46.239
- And what about these?
- Careful.
01:45:46.271 --> 01:45:47.740
Those are hand grenades.
01:45:50.008 --> 01:45:51.977
As discussed...
01:45:52.011 --> 01:45:53.179
this is for the endgame.
01:45:54.079 --> 01:45:55.614
I'm entrusting it to you.
01:46:02.288 --> 01:46:04.758
And I'm entrusting this...
01:46:07.694 --> 01:46:08.762
to me.
01:46:31.151 --> 01:46:34.987
Millions of
Golden Circle victims worldwide...
01:46:35.021 --> 01:46:37.824
are now entering
stage three paralysis.
01:46:40.459 --> 01:46:41.569
In his latest statement...
01:46:41.593 --> 01:46:43.163
the president promised
he was doing
01:46:43.195 --> 01:46:44.562
everything in his power...
01:46:44.597 --> 01:46:47.734
to speed up negotiations
and save lives.
01:46:47.767 --> 01:46:49.435
But fears are growing
that for many,
01:46:49.468 --> 01:46:51.237
it may soon be too late.
01:46:51.271 --> 01:46:54.440
Our thoughts and prayers
are with the victims.
01:46:54.472 --> 01:46:55.741
God help us all.
01:47:38.918 --> 01:47:40.962
Right.
This is where we split up.
01:47:40.986 --> 01:47:42.387
Pincer movement.
01:47:42.420 --> 01:47:43.755
Merlin, you're with me.
01:47:43.789 --> 01:47:45.992
Eggsy, you signal
when we're in position.
01:47:54.200 --> 01:47:56.269
Don't move.
01:47:57.303 --> 01:48:00.006
You move, we die.
01:48:08.447 --> 01:48:10.616
Luckily, I have this.
01:48:18.958 --> 01:48:22.728
This spray will freeze
the trigger mechanism...
01:48:22.762 --> 01:48:25.831
give us a split second.
01:48:26.633 --> 01:48:29.135
So on the count of three...
01:48:29.168 --> 01:48:30.436
what I want you to...
01:48:30.468 --> 01:48:31.704
Merlin!
01:48:47.486 --> 01:48:49.555
Merlin, what the fuck
have you done?
01:48:49.588 --> 01:48:53.158
Our journey together
began many years ago...
01:48:53.192 --> 01:48:55.829
when your father
did the same thing for us.
01:48:55.861 --> 01:48:58.563
Our journey began
with a mistake I made.
01:48:58.597 --> 01:49:00.667
Give me the can.
That's an order.
01:49:01.133 --> 01:49:02.202
Can's empty.
01:49:02.869 --> 01:49:04.637
Split second's over.
01:49:04.670 --> 01:49:06.306
You two need to get going.
01:49:06.338 --> 01:49:08.040
No, no, no.
There's got to be another way.
01:49:08.074 --> 01:49:09.075
He's right.
01:49:09.109 --> 01:49:10.610
Mission comes first.
01:49:10.642 --> 01:49:11.977
Bollocks, mission comes first!
01:49:12.011 --> 01:49:13.079
Eggsy!
01:49:13.111 --> 01:49:15.748
This is no time for emotion.
Remember your training.
01:49:15.781 --> 01:49:17.217
Or we all die.
01:49:19.518 --> 01:49:21.320
Now get on with it.
01:49:21.352 --> 01:49:23.856
Do as you're told.
Move it!
01:49:31.297 --> 01:49:32.298
Go.
01:49:41.374 --> 01:49:42.375
It's been an honor.
01:49:44.643 --> 01:49:45.844
Good luck.
01:50:10.569 --> 01:50:12.772
♪ Almost heaven ♪
01:50:14.539 --> 01:50:15.941
♪ West Virginia ♪
01:50:17.843 --> 01:50:19.578
♪ Blue Ridge Mountains ♪
01:50:19.611 --> 01:50:22.481
♪ Shenandoah River ♪
01:50:23.583 --> 01:50:25.418
- Poppy, come in.
- Roger.
01:50:25.450 --> 01:50:26.518
♪ Life is old there ♪
01:50:26.552 --> 01:50:27.695
Are you expecting
another lawyer?
01:50:27.719 --> 01:50:28.954
♪ Older than the trees ♪
01:50:28.987 --> 01:50:30.588
There's
a guy here singing.
01:50:30.623 --> 01:50:32.325
♪ Younger than the mountains ♪
01:50:32.357 --> 01:50:33.659
Singing?
01:50:33.691 --> 01:50:35.261
♪ Blowing like a breeze ♪
01:50:35.294 --> 01:50:38.131
♪ Country roads ♪
01:50:38.164 --> 01:50:40.666
♪ Take me home ♪
01:50:40.699 --> 01:50:42.902
♪ To the place ♪
01:50:43.703 --> 01:50:44.803
♪ I belong ♪
01:50:44.837 --> 01:50:46.673
Bring him to me.
01:50:46.705 --> 01:50:49.475
♪ West Virginia ♪
01:50:49.508 --> 01:50:52.210
♪ Mountain momma ♪
01:50:52.245 --> 01:50:54.880
♪ Take me home ♪
01:50:54.914 --> 01:50:57.117
♪ Country road ♪
01:50:58.717 --> 01:51:00.719
Poppy,
we got a situation here.
01:51:00.753 --> 01:51:03.188
♪ Country roads ♪
01:51:03.222 --> 01:51:05.590
♪ Take me home ♪
01:51:05.624 --> 01:51:10.630
♪ To the place I belong ♪
01:51:10.663 --> 01:51:12.799
♪ West Virginia ♪
01:51:14.400 --> 01:51:16.302
♪ Mountain momma ♪
01:51:16.335 --> 01:51:18.737
♪ Take me home ♪
01:51:18.771 --> 01:51:25.844
♪ Country roads ♪
01:51:38.389 --> 01:51:39.624
Ooh.
01:51:39.659 --> 01:51:41.927
He stepped on a land mine.
01:51:41.960 --> 01:51:44.364
Can we get somebody out there
to clean that up?
01:51:46.264 --> 01:51:47.633
Hello?
01:52:03.950 --> 01:52:05.885
Crap. We're under attack.
01:52:05.918 --> 01:52:07.886
Code five. Code five.
01:52:07.919 --> 01:52:08.930
You two,
off your fucking asses.
01:52:08.954 --> 01:52:11.189
Guard the door.
01:52:11.222 --> 01:52:13.625
Sir Elton, stay here.
We're under attack.
01:52:16.227 --> 01:52:18.463
Is it a rescue attempt?
Might be.
01:52:19.464 --> 01:52:20.565
Yes!
01:52:22.334 --> 01:52:24.502
♪ Wednesday, Wednesday ♪
01:52:24.536 --> 01:52:26.172
♪ Wednesday, Wednesday ♪
01:52:26.204 --> 01:52:28.640
♪ Wednesday, Wednesday ♪
01:52:28.673 --> 01:52:30.642
♪ Wednesday night's
all right ♪
01:52:30.676 --> 01:52:31.776
♪ Hey ♪
01:52:31.810 --> 01:52:33.087
Isn't that supposed
to be Saturday?
01:52:33.111 --> 01:52:35.181
What day is it today?
Wednesday.
01:52:35.213 --> 01:52:36.381
Exactly!
01:53:17.121 --> 01:53:19.359
Elton, just calm down.
Fuck you!
01:53:31.137 --> 01:53:32.438
Stay there, Elton.
01:53:32.471 --> 01:53:33.571
Fuck off!
01:53:33.606 --> 01:53:35.608
Or I'll fuck you up.
01:54:10.508 --> 01:54:11.511
Fuck me.
01:55:10.968 --> 01:55:13.306
Holy cow.
Get this out of here. Go!
01:55:15.139 --> 01:55:16.342
Eggsy, get the case.
01:55:21.179 --> 01:55:22.848
You are going to tell me...
01:55:22.882 --> 01:55:24.415
what the access code is.
01:56:55.007 --> 01:56:57.442
Come on, Jet. Good girl.
01:57:03.014 --> 01:57:04.383
Motherfucker!
01:57:36.848 --> 01:57:39.116
Get out of the way, Elton.
01:57:39.151 --> 01:57:41.420
Stay down.
It's not allowed to hurt me.
01:57:41.454 --> 01:57:42.455
Thank you.
01:58:20.758 --> 01:58:21.927
Fuck you, Poppy!
01:58:22.660 --> 01:58:23.962
Fuck you, Poppy!
01:58:24.629 --> 01:58:26.632
Fuck you, Elton.
01:58:28.034 --> 01:58:30.703
Kill Elton John.
01:58:33.838 --> 01:58:34.906
Fuck!
01:58:37.109 --> 01:58:38.811
Elton, take the ball.
01:58:48.254 --> 01:58:49.421
Thank you.
01:58:49.454 --> 01:58:51.856
Now, go off and save the world.
01:58:51.889 --> 01:58:53.692
If I save the world,
can I have two tickets
01:58:53.726 --> 01:58:54.893
to your next concert?
01:58:54.927 --> 01:58:56.895
Darling, if you save the world,
01:58:56.928 --> 01:58:58.731
you can have a backstage pass.
01:59:07.005 --> 01:59:08.740
Fuck you.
01:59:11.743 --> 01:59:13.044
Time's up.
01:59:13.078 --> 01:59:14.347
Fuck!
01:59:19.950 --> 01:59:21.150
Bennie, Bennie, Bennie!
01:59:21.553 --> 01:59:22.587
Get them!
01:59:22.620 --> 01:59:23.687
Got it.
01:59:24.824 --> 01:59:26.192
Kill him, Bennie!
01:59:26.225 --> 01:59:28.526
Here, heel! Heel! Good boy!
01:59:28.560 --> 01:59:29.594
Come on!
01:59:36.034 --> 01:59:37.268
Give me the code.
01:59:37.302 --> 01:59:39.038
No. We're not done yet.
01:59:45.110 --> 01:59:46.378
Lucky for you, Charlie...
01:59:46.410 --> 01:59:47.478
one of us understands
01:59:47.512 --> 01:59:49.013
what it means
to be a gentleman.
01:59:54.553 --> 01:59:56.022
Let's make this fair.
02:00:42.767 --> 02:00:44.035
Give me the code!
02:00:44.069 --> 02:00:46.004
I can't.
02:00:46.038 --> 02:00:47.806
Only Poppy knows it.
02:00:47.838 --> 02:00:49.641
Well, then you're no use
to me, are you?
02:00:50.308 --> 02:00:51.442
For the record, Charlie...
02:00:51.476 --> 02:00:54.813
I'm more of a gentleman
than you'll ever be.
02:00:54.847 --> 02:00:57.416
But right now, it's time
to drop the gentle bit.
02:00:58.584 --> 02:01:00.052
This is for Kingsman.
02:01:01.053 --> 02:01:02.655
For my mate Brandon.
02:01:03.388 --> 02:01:05.222
For Roxy.
02:01:05.255 --> 02:01:06.792
For JB.
02:01:09.093 --> 02:01:10.663
And for Merlin.
02:01:12.230 --> 02:01:13.932
Good night, bruv.
02:01:40.357 --> 02:01:42.527
Hey, fellas.
02:01:42.561 --> 02:01:44.129
You're going to
give us the code.
02:01:44.161 --> 02:01:46.063
Mmm.
02:01:46.097 --> 02:01:47.366
Or what?
02:01:47.400 --> 02:01:49.602
'Cause you don't seem like
the kind of gentleman
02:01:49.634 --> 02:01:52.137
who would hurt a lady.
02:01:54.972 --> 02:01:57.775
Perhaps not.
Call me old-fashioned...
02:01:57.808 --> 02:02:00.210
I don't consider genocide
especially ladylike.
02:02:00.245 --> 02:02:02.982
Right. Enough small talk.
02:02:05.249 --> 02:02:06.350
Give us the code.
02:02:06.384 --> 02:02:07.652
Sure.
02:02:07.686 --> 02:02:09.989
No. I don't think so.
02:02:10.755 --> 02:02:11.790
Ooh!
02:02:14.192 --> 02:02:15.460
Ow!
02:02:20.030 --> 02:02:21.632
Heroin.
02:02:21.665 --> 02:02:23.034
You know, where I come from...
02:02:23.067 --> 02:02:25.228
this shit you've been peddling's
ruined a lot of lives.
02:02:26.303 --> 02:02:28.440
But yours is even more deadly.
02:02:28.472 --> 02:02:30.542
But it feels so nice,
it's gonna make you
02:02:30.575 --> 02:02:32.377
lower your guard.
Mmm.
02:02:32.410 --> 02:02:35.914
Our colleague, Merlin,
may he rest in peace...
02:02:35.946 --> 02:02:38.449
managed to synthesize your
horrible little formula...
02:02:38.484 --> 02:02:39.785
and speed up its effects.
02:02:39.819 --> 02:02:42.821
So I would say you have
just under eight minutes...
02:02:42.855 --> 02:02:45.657
before paralysis sets in
and your breathing stops.
02:02:45.691 --> 02:02:48.393
But, of course,
you know all about that.
02:02:48.427 --> 02:02:51.429
So here's the deal.
You release the antidote worldwide,
02:02:51.463 --> 02:02:53.264
and we make sure
you get a dose.
02:02:53.298 --> 02:02:55.399
I have to give you
the code to live?
02:02:55.433 --> 02:02:58.670
Honey, you're so smart.
You should work for me.
02:02:58.704 --> 02:03:01.273
Right. Give us the code.
02:03:01.307 --> 02:03:05.277
Why not? The decree's getting
signed soon...
02:03:05.311 --> 02:03:06.978
anyhoo. Um...
02:03:07.611 --> 02:03:09.981
It's "Viva las vegan."
02:03:11.083 --> 02:03:12.183
Get it?
02:03:12.852 --> 02:03:15.320
"Viva las..."
02:03:15.353 --> 02:03:16.722
Mmm.
02:03:17.722 --> 02:03:19.792
Come snuggle with me.
02:03:20.592 --> 02:03:22.661
I like you.
02:03:24.663 --> 02:03:26.866
I don't think
that's terribly likely.
02:03:49.187 --> 02:03:50.322
She's OD'd.
02:03:50.355 --> 02:03:51.824
You gave her too much.
02:03:51.856 --> 02:03:53.391
Did I?
02:03:53.424 --> 02:03:56.037
You know, I really don't have as much
experience with all this drug stuff...
02:03:56.061 --> 02:03:57.062
as people think.
02:03:57.728 --> 02:03:59.063
Better be the right code.
02:04:02.901 --> 02:04:06.370
"Viva las..."
02:04:06.405 --> 02:04:07.706
So?
02:04:11.276 --> 02:04:12.611
Don't move, kid.
02:04:12.643 --> 02:04:13.846
You try anything funny,
02:04:13.879 --> 02:04:15.200
and I'll turn
this thing electric.
02:04:16.681 --> 02:04:19.317
Now give up your guns,
fellas. Slide 'em over.
02:04:25.022 --> 02:04:25.923
Whiskey.
02:04:25.958 --> 02:04:27.826
We are all
on the same side here.
02:04:27.860 --> 02:04:28.960
You've had a head injury.
02:04:28.994 --> 02:04:30.762
The exact same thing
happened to Harry.
02:04:30.795 --> 02:04:33.264
You're havin'
some sort of brain glitch.
02:04:33.298 --> 02:04:36.168
Nope. My brain's
all good, kid.
02:04:36.700 --> 02:04:38.136
And you know what?
02:04:38.169 --> 02:04:41.940
I reckon the same was true for your friend
Harry over here.
02:04:41.972 --> 02:04:44.975
Real fine instincts,
I'll give him that.
02:04:45.009 --> 02:04:46.410
So stay still...
02:04:46.444 --> 02:04:47.555
or I'll dice him up so small,
02:04:47.579 --> 02:04:48.689
you can take him
home in a bucket...
02:04:48.713 --> 02:04:50.081
and still have room
for what's left
02:04:50.115 --> 02:04:51.650
of your buddy, Merlin.
02:04:52.685 --> 02:04:54.352
Well, that's just
fucking great.
02:04:54.386 --> 02:04:55.954
You're working
for the president?
02:04:55.987 --> 02:04:57.222
That asshole?
02:04:58.356 --> 02:05:02.494
Hell no. It's a matter
of personal principle, agent.
02:05:02.526 --> 02:05:05.029
No more drug users.
02:05:05.062 --> 02:05:08.132
And the Statesman
share price rockets.
02:05:09.601 --> 02:05:12.904
So those are your principles?
Making money?
02:05:12.937 --> 02:05:15.240
Our agencies were
founded to uphold peace.
02:05:15.272 --> 02:05:16.475
To protect the innocent.
02:05:16.508 --> 02:05:18.576
Do you wanna know
who was innocent?
02:05:18.610 --> 02:05:21.614
My high school sweetheart.
02:05:22.080 --> 02:05:23.915
Love of my life.
02:05:23.949 --> 02:05:25.851
Pregnant with my little boy.
02:05:26.750 --> 02:05:28.721
He'd be about your age now...
02:05:28.754 --> 02:05:30.722
if his mama hadn't got caught
in the crossfire...
02:05:30.755 --> 02:05:31.856
when two meth head freaks
02:05:31.889 --> 02:05:34.927
decided to rob
a fucking convenience store.
02:05:37.463 --> 02:05:40.632
A world without
those people in it...
02:05:40.664 --> 02:05:43.134
sure smells like peace to me.
02:05:43.901 --> 02:05:46.070
You break the law...
02:05:46.105 --> 02:05:47.973
you pay the price.
02:05:48.639 --> 02:05:50.674
Good riddance...
02:05:50.708 --> 02:05:52.978
to all of them.
02:05:57.715 --> 02:06:00.985
That's why I got
to destroy that case.
02:06:01.018 --> 02:06:04.722
Now slide it over,
Agent Galahad.
02:06:09.593 --> 02:06:11.195
Thank you.
02:06:11.228 --> 02:06:13.197
Do you know what, Harry?
02:06:13.231 --> 02:06:14.298
I think he's got a point.
02:06:16.935 --> 02:06:20.239
I think it sounds
like a bright idea.
02:08:36.975 --> 02:08:41.045
Put alpha gel on that,
dickhead.
02:08:50.954 --> 02:08:52.557
"Viva las vegan."
02:08:54.758 --> 02:08:56.079
This one's for you, Merlin.
02:09:10.676 --> 02:09:11.786
It's a day
of worldwide celebration
02:09:11.810 --> 02:09:14.212
as millions rejoice...
02:09:14.245 --> 02:09:17.616
after they or their loved ones
were saved from death.
02:09:29.527 --> 02:09:32.206
Distribution of The
Golden Circle antidote continues...
02:09:32.230 --> 02:09:34.132
and field hospitals
are emptying...
02:09:34.165 --> 02:09:37.502
as victims return
to their homes tonight, cured.
02:09:58.755 --> 02:10:00.991
Come on, Liam. Man, come on.
02:10:01.026 --> 02:10:03.495
Yes! Yes! Yes!
02:10:09.100 --> 02:10:10.736
I love you, man!
I love you!
02:10:10.768 --> 02:10:13.004
I'm never touching
that shit again!
02:10:16.307 --> 02:10:17.308
What happened?
02:10:18.843 --> 02:10:21.079
Did I miss something?
You sure did.
02:10:21.111 --> 02:10:25.216
From now on, Tequila,
I suggest you stick to booze.
02:10:27.852 --> 02:10:29.421
The president
actively sanctioned
02:10:29.454 --> 02:10:32.691
the deaths of hundreds
of millions of people...
02:10:33.557 --> 02:10:36.060
and lied to the public.
02:10:36.093 --> 02:10:39.263
I am proud to be responsible
for his impeachment...
02:10:39.297 --> 02:10:41.098
and I will do everything I can
02:10:41.132 --> 02:10:43.602
to ensure a smooth
transition of power.
02:10:44.602 --> 02:10:47.472
In honor
of this historic occasion,
02:10:47.505 --> 02:10:48.941
we have purchased...
02:10:49.975 --> 02:10:52.311
a distillery in Scotland.
02:10:53.445 --> 02:10:54.612
This shows the world...
02:10:54.646 --> 02:10:59.518
that Kingsman is now
joining the liquor business.
02:11:00.151 --> 02:11:02.487
Before we were cousins.
02:11:02.520 --> 02:11:06.924
Now we're brothers,
working side-by-side.
02:11:06.958 --> 02:11:10.094
All our resources
are now yours.
02:11:10.128 --> 02:11:12.364
You can rebuild.
02:11:12.396 --> 02:11:14.331
Yeah, y'all shittin'
in high cotton now.
02:11:15.532 --> 02:11:17.902
Agent Tequila,
this is a formal occasion...
02:11:17.936 --> 02:11:19.737
where's your tie and jacket?
02:11:19.771 --> 02:11:20.905
Sorry, sir.
02:11:20.938 --> 02:11:24.676
Maybe the Kingsman boys
can dress you properly.
02:11:25.776 --> 02:11:27.346
To our union!
02:11:28.413 --> 02:11:29.414
To our union!
02:11:33.250 --> 02:11:35.253
Final order of business...
02:11:36.053 --> 02:11:37.487
we would be honored
02:11:37.521 --> 02:11:41.058
if one of you would be
our new Agent Whiskey.
02:11:41.093 --> 02:11:45.964
Yeah, this two Galahad thing
is just fucking confusing.
02:11:47.164 --> 02:11:48.600
Well, I'm very honored...
02:11:50.901 --> 02:11:52.103
Champ...
02:11:53.905 --> 02:11:56.108
I'd like to throw
my hat in the ring.
02:12:00.378 --> 02:12:01.446
All right!
02:12:02.681 --> 02:12:04.016
Statesmen, the vote.
02:12:07.017 --> 02:12:08.986
Looks like she's in.
02:12:09.020 --> 02:12:10.321
Have a seat.
02:12:14.859 --> 02:12:16.627
To Agent Whiskey!
02:12:16.660 --> 02:12:17.795
Agent Whiskey!
02:12:25.402 --> 02:12:26.471
Cheers!
02:12:31.308 --> 02:12:33.712
Are you sure
I don't look like a dick?
02:12:36.614 --> 02:12:37.682
Look in the mirror.
02:12:43.721 --> 02:12:45.089
What do you see?
02:12:45.123 --> 02:12:48.625
Someone who can't believe
what the fuck is going on.
02:12:49.928 --> 02:12:51.663
I see a man who is honorable...
02:12:53.864 --> 02:12:55.133
brave...
02:12:55.833 --> 02:12:57.502
loyal...
02:12:57.535 --> 02:12:59.805
who's fulfilled
his huge potential.
02:13:01.472 --> 02:13:03.842
A man who's done
something good with his life.
02:13:05.142 --> 02:13:07.378
I owe you everything, Harry.
02:13:08.646 --> 02:13:10.048
Thank you.
02:13:10.080 --> 02:13:11.382
Don't mention it.
02:13:12.650 --> 02:13:13.652
You ready?
02:13:16.620 --> 02:13:18.556
Not a doubt in my mind.
02:14:10.241 --> 02:14:13.143
As one of our
founding Kingsman once said...
02:14:13.177 --> 02:14:15.146
this is not the end.
02:14:15.179 --> 02:14:18.316
It is not even the beginning
of the end.
02:14:18.348 --> 02:14:22.820
But it is, perhaps,
the end of the beginning.
02:14:23.588 --> 02:14:24.856
Yeah!
02:14:24.880 --> 02:14:35.880
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