WEBVTT 00:00:00.200 --> 00:00:48.952 ..:: ارائه شده توسط وب سايت بلبل جان ::.. ‏.:: www.bolboljan.net ::. 00:00:50.200 --> 00:00:51.952 Survival of the fittest. 00:00:53.960 --> 00:00:56.235 It's the law of the jungle. 00:00:56.400 --> 00:00:59.278 There's always someone trying to take what's yours. 00:01:00.400 --> 00:01:01.469 How do I know? 00:01:04.000 --> 00:01:06.275 It almost happened to me. 00:01:13.480 --> 00:01:14.480 Hi-yah! 00:01:20.240 --> 00:01:21.559 Tim Templeton... 00:01:21.720 --> 00:01:22.948 quit monkeying around. 00:01:23.120 --> 00:01:24.758 Hot dogs are getting cold. 00:01:24.920 --> 00:01:26.114 Hot dogs? 00:01:26.280 --> 00:01:28.236 At least, this is how I remember it. 00:01:28.440 --> 00:01:29.560 All right, buddy, let's eat. 00:01:29.680 --> 00:01:31.477 You see, I was seven years old... 00:01:31.640 --> 00:01:34.598 and back then, you relied on your imagination. 00:01:34.760 --> 00:01:36.557 When I wasn't exploring the Congo... 00:01:36.720 --> 00:01:38.950 I was a deep sea diver. 00:01:43.320 --> 00:01:44.150 Tim! 00:01:44.320 --> 00:01:45.320 Our hero! 00:01:45.440 --> 00:01:46.634 Don't worry, Mom and Dad. 00:01:46.800 --> 00:01:47.800 I got this! 00:01:52.560 --> 00:01:53.629 Grab on! 00:01:56.160 --> 00:01:58.230 Some days, I rescued my parents. 00:02:00.440 --> 00:02:01.440 That way! 00:02:01.640 --> 00:02:03.232 Other days, they rescued me. 00:02:04.280 --> 00:02:06.111 - I'm losing control. - Tim, look out! 00:02:07.720 --> 00:02:09.039 Tree! 00:02:09.200 --> 00:02:10.030 You're breaking up! 00:02:10.200 --> 00:02:11.200 Slow down, Tim! 00:02:11.280 --> 00:02:12.679 - Turn, Tim. - Turn! 00:02:14.400 --> 00:02:15.799 - Are you hurt? - I'm okay. 00:02:15.960 --> 00:02:17.075 Show Mommy your teeth. 00:02:17.280 --> 00:02:18.918 It was just the three of us. 00:02:19.080 --> 00:02:20.354 The Templetons. 00:02:20.520 --> 00:02:22.670 And three is the perfect number. 00:02:22.840 --> 00:02:23.840 Interesting fact... 00:02:24.000 --> 00:02:26.798 did you know that the triangle is the strongest shape found in nature? 00:02:33.520 --> 00:02:35.351 I was the luckiest kid ever. 00:02:35.520 --> 00:02:37.670 My parents even had cool jobs. 00:02:37.880 --> 00:02:40.519 They worked for the biggest pet company in the world... 00:02:40.720 --> 00:02:41.720 Puppy Co. 00:02:41.800 --> 00:02:43.631 - Yes, Mr. F rancis? - Puppy Co needs you. 00:02:43.800 --> 00:02:44.835 It's go ti me. 00:02:46.320 --> 00:02:48.311 They worked in a department called "Marketing..." 00:02:48.840 --> 00:02:50.671 where they got to launch new products. 00:02:54.840 --> 00:02:57.593 Even though my parents worked really hard... 00:02:58.560 --> 00:03:01.120 they still made just enough time for me. 00:03:01.320 --> 00:03:04.039 Three stories, five hugs, and my special song, right? 00:03:04.240 --> 00:03:05.240 You got it! 00:03:05.800 --> 00:03:08.792 Blackbird singing in the dead of night 00:03:10.760 --> 00:03:14.230 Take these broken wings and learn to fly 00:03:14.400 --> 00:03:16.789 All your life 00:03:16.960 --> 00:03:21.556 You were only waiting For this moment to arise 00:03:25.680 --> 00:03:29.150 Hey, Tim. How would you like to have a baby brother? 00:03:30.240 --> 00:03:32.470 No, thanks. I'm enough. 00:03:35.400 --> 00:03:38.551 Life was good. Life was perfect. 00:03:38.720 --> 00:03:40.358 But as I drifted off to sleep... 00:03:40.520 --> 00:03:43.478 something my parents said got me thinking. 00:03:43.640 --> 00:03:45.710 Where do babies come from? 00:06:21.680 --> 00:06:25.309 The day I got a little brother started like any other day... 00:06:26.160 --> 00:06:27.878 but little did I know... 00:06:28.040 --> 00:06:30.952 my life would never be the same. 00:06:31.160 --> 00:06:33.958 Wake up, little halflings! It's 7:00 a.m. 00:06:34.480 --> 00:06:35.520 Wake up, little halflings! 00:06:35.640 --> 00:06:36.470 Morning, Wizzie! 00:06:36.640 --> 00:06:40.315 What great adventure lies in wait for you today? 00:06:41.080 --> 00:06:42.080 Oh, yeah! 00:06:45.480 --> 00:06:48.631 My parents always said that I had an overactive imagination. 00:06:52.360 --> 00:06:53.839 But I clearly remember... 00:06:54.000 --> 00:06:57.390 the baby was delivered in a taxi. 00:07:14.000 --> 00:07:15.000 What the... 00:07:20.200 --> 00:07:21.200 Hey! 00:07:40.240 --> 00:07:41.878 Tim, look who's here. 00:07:44.680 --> 00:07:49.037 Meet your new baby brother. 00:07:49.200 --> 00:07:50.349 Baby what? 00:07:50.520 --> 00:07:53.751 Brother. 00:07:53.920 --> 00:07:55.717 I had a million questions. 00:07:55.880 --> 00:07:57.711 Who is this guy? Why is he here? 00:07:57.880 --> 00:07:58.880 What's with that outfit? 00:07:59.080 --> 00:08:01.355 Why's he so fat? Why's he staring at me? 00:08:01.520 --> 00:08:03.351 Does he know karate? What's going on? 00:08:05.240 --> 00:08:06.070 That way? 00:08:06.240 --> 00:08:07.240 - Okay. - Okay. 00:08:07.280 --> 00:08:09.016 Right from the start, he was yelling at people... 00:08:09.040 --> 00:08:10.678 ordering everyone around. 00:08:10.880 --> 00:08:12.393 Oh, you want this? 00:08:12.960 --> 00:08:16.236 One thing was clear. He was the boss. 00:08:16.880 --> 00:08:20.111 He set up his office, right smack dab in the middle of the house. 00:08:21.400 --> 00:08:22.400 He conducted meetings. 00:08:22.600 --> 00:08:24.431 - You called? - Do you need Señor Squeaky? 00:08:26.080 --> 00:08:28.913 Lots and lots of meetings. 00:08:29.080 --> 00:08:30.752 Even in the middle of the night. 00:08:32.600 --> 00:08:34.033 I'm up! I'm up! 00:08:34.240 --> 00:08:35.736 - We're coming! - We'll be right there! 00:08:35.760 --> 00:08:38.957 If things weren't done to his immediate satisfaction... 00:08:40.440 --> 00:08:42.556 he had a fit. 00:08:48.920 --> 00:08:51.593 - Where's the bottle? - He has to have his bottle! 00:08:51.800 --> 00:08:54.553 He had everyone wrapped around his chubby little finger. 00:08:56.120 --> 00:08:58.111 Everyone except for me. 00:08:58.440 --> 00:09:00.908 - Diaper! - Bottle! 00:09:01.000 --> 00:09:02.956 Dad! I can't sleep. 00:09:03.120 --> 00:09:04.633 I know, bud. Me neither. 00:09:04.800 --> 00:09:06.916 The baby needs a lot of attention right now. 00:09:07.080 --> 00:09:08.080 Okay, good talk! 00:09:08.240 --> 00:09:09.355 - But... - It's okay. 00:09:09.520 --> 00:09:10.635 Daddy's here. Daddy's here. 00:09:13.000 --> 00:09:14.000 What about me? 00:09:15.640 --> 00:09:17.596 The year: 2057. 00:09:17.760 --> 00:09:22.038 Ensign T-Rex and I are investigating a hostile alien invasion. 00:09:45.160 --> 00:09:47.151 It's so much worse than we thought. 00:09:58.240 --> 00:09:59.719 Mom, he's naked! 00:10:00.840 --> 00:10:01.840 I'm naked! 00:10:02.000 --> 00:10:03.149 Say "naked." 00:10:03.320 --> 00:10:04.320 No! 00:10:08.000 --> 00:10:10.514 Who's Mommy's little cutie? Are you Mommy's little cutie? 00:10:10.680 --> 00:10:13.035 No, he's Daddy's little tough guy, right? 00:10:14.080 --> 00:10:16.760 You know one of us has to go with Mr. Francis to the pet convention. 00:10:16.840 --> 00:10:18.068 In Vegas. 00:10:18.240 --> 00:10:20.440 - You know what? You should go. - No, no. You should go. 00:10:20.520 --> 00:10:21.520 Well, you need a break. 00:10:21.720 --> 00:10:24.336 - I'll stay with the baby, and you... - Maybe the baby should decide. 00:10:24.360 --> 00:10:27.670 Who do you want to stay with you? Daddy or Mommy? 00:10:27.840 --> 00:10:28.989 Or Daddy? 00:10:29.160 --> 00:10:30.593 He wants his mommy. 00:10:30.760 --> 00:10:32.557 Okay, we need to talk! 00:10:33.720 --> 00:10:34.755 In private. 00:10:35.880 --> 00:10:37.279 - Sure. - About what, bud? 00:10:37.440 --> 00:10:39.431 About the b-a-b-e-e. 00:10:40.040 --> 00:10:41.359 "Y ', ' Tim. 00:10:41.520 --> 00:10:43.238 Why? Because he came out of nowhere! 00:10:43.400 --> 00:10:44.400 We don't even know him. 00:10:44.560 --> 00:10:45.754 How can we trust him? 00:10:45.920 --> 00:10:47.672 Come on, he's just a baby. 00:10:49.960 --> 00:10:53.714 Seriously? I'm the only one that thinks there's something weird about this guy? 00:10:56.080 --> 00:10:57.911 - Oopsie! I got it. - Five-second rule. 00:11:05.120 --> 00:11:06.348 Tim? 00:11:07.080 --> 00:11:09.753 Look at him! He wears a suit! 00:11:09.920 --> 00:11:12.593 I know. Isn't it cute? He's like a little man. 00:11:12.760 --> 00:11:14.591 He carries a briefcase. 00:11:14.760 --> 00:11:16.557 Does no else think that's... 00:11:16.720 --> 00:11:18.950 I don't know, a little freaky? 00:11:19.880 --> 00:11:22.599 Well, you carried Lam-Lam around until you were like... 00:11:22.760 --> 00:11:24.273 This is not about Lam-Lam. 00:11:26.160 --> 00:11:27.559 All babies are different, Tim. 00:11:27.720 --> 00:11:29.073 And each one is special. 00:11:29.240 --> 00:11:30.958 He's taking over the whole house! 00:11:31.120 --> 00:11:32.439 Are you taking over the house? 00:11:32.600 --> 00:11:34.397 Yes, you are. Yes, you are. 00:11:35.400 --> 00:11:38.119 Trust me, one day you're gonna get to know this little guy... 00:11:38.280 --> 00:11:40.794 and you are gonna love him with all of your heart. 00:11:40.960 --> 00:11:41.960 Just like we do. 00:11:42.320 --> 00:11:43.753 All of your heart? 00:11:48.640 --> 00:11:50.471 Never. 00:12:08.360 --> 00:12:09.190 Hello! 00:12:09.360 --> 00:12:12.989 It's time for my three stories, five hugs, and special song! 00:12:19.200 --> 00:12:21.191 How about one story... 00:12:21.360 --> 00:12:24.477 three hugs, and my special song? 00:12:29.000 --> 00:12:31.230 Just my special song? 00:12:32.400 --> 00:12:33.833 Mom? 00:12:34.320 --> 00:12:35.514 Dad? 00:12:38.600 --> 00:12:39.828 Hey. 00:12:40.000 --> 00:12:41.752 What happened to bedtime? 00:12:43.560 --> 00:12:45.040 We'll have it on Monday, Mr. Francis. 00:12:45.200 --> 00:12:46.997 Don't cry! Don't cry. 00:12:51.240 --> 00:12:52.240 Hello? 00:13:01.520 --> 00:13:03.272 Hello? No, ma'am, not yet. 00:13:04.400 --> 00:13:06.550 No, I'm not making excuses. 00:13:06.760 --> 00:13:09.513 Yes, ma'am, I know I've been here a long time. 00:13:09.720 --> 00:13:12.029 Believe me, it feels like my whole life. 00:13:18.200 --> 00:13:21.033 I'm making great progress with the parents already. 00:13:21.200 --> 00:13:25.557 The usual procedure, sleep deprivation, hunger strikes. 00:13:25.720 --> 00:13:27.392 They're very disoriented. 00:13:27.560 --> 00:13:29.949 I've got them eating out of the palm of my hand. 00:13:30.160 --> 00:13:32.390 They do everything for me. 00:13:32.560 --> 00:13:33.709 It's hilarious. 00:13:33.880 --> 00:13:35.472 But I think the kid might be on to me. 00:13:36.280 --> 00:13:38.396 No, I can handle him. 00:13:38.560 --> 00:13:40.755 I know how important this mission is to the company. 00:13:40.960 --> 00:13:42.154 Mission? 00:13:42.320 --> 00:13:45.153 Well, trust me, ma'am. You got the right baby for this job. 00:13:45.320 --> 00:13:46.753 Hands up, devil baby! 00:13:46.920 --> 00:13:47.920 Fart! Poop! Doodie! 00:13:51.480 --> 00:13:52.993 I've gotta deal with the k-i-d. 00:13:53.160 --> 00:13:54.160 You can talk! 00:13:54.600 --> 00:13:56.591 Uh, goo-goo ga-ga. 00:13:56.760 --> 00:13:58.990 No, you can really talk. I heard you! 00:14:00.000 --> 00:14:02.070 Fine. I can talk. 00:14:02.240 --> 00:14:03.560 Now, let's see if you can listen. 00:14:03.600 --> 00:14:04.680 Get me a double espresso... 00:14:04.840 --> 00:14:06.896 and see if there's someplace around here with decent sushi. 00:14:06.920 --> 00:14:09.992 I'd kill for a spicy tuna roll right about now. 00:14:10.200 --> 00:14:11.758 Get yourself a little something. 00:14:11.920 --> 00:14:13.433 Who are you? 00:14:13.600 --> 00:14:17.195 Let's just say I'm the boss. 00:14:17.360 --> 00:14:20.591 The boss? You're a baby! You wear a diaper. 00:14:20.760 --> 00:14:22.352 You know who else wears diapers? 00:14:22.520 --> 00:14:24.954 Astronauts and NASCAR drivers, that's who. 00:14:25.120 --> 00:14:26.520 It's called efficiency, Templeton. 00:14:26.640 --> 00:14:30.428 The average toddler spends, what? 45 hours a year on the potty? 00:14:30.640 --> 00:14:33.950 I'm the boss. I don't have that kind of spare time. 00:14:34.120 --> 00:14:35.678 Well, you're not the boss of me. 00:14:35.840 --> 00:14:37.956 - I am the boss of you. - No, you're not. 00:14:38.120 --> 00:14:39.120 - Am, too. - Are not. 00:14:39.280 --> 00:14:40.554 - Am, too! - Are not! 00:14:41.120 --> 00:14:42.269 - Am, too. - Are not! 00:14:42.480 --> 00:14:43.480 - Am, too. - Are not! 00:14:43.640 --> 00:14:46.108 Am, too. Am, too. 00:14:46.320 --> 00:14:47.320 I was here first. 00:14:47.480 --> 00:14:49.550 Just wait until Mom and Dad find out about this. 00:14:49.720 --> 00:14:52.029 Oh, yeah? You think they'd pick you over me? 00:14:52.240 --> 00:14:53.719 With your track record? 00:14:53.880 --> 00:14:55.472 You don't know anything about me. 00:14:57.000 --> 00:14:59.389 So that's how you wanna play it, huh? Let's see. 00:15:00.040 --> 00:15:02.190 Templeton, Timothy. Middle name... 00:15:04.160 --> 00:15:04.990 I'm sorry. 00:15:05.160 --> 00:15:05.990 Leslie! 00:15:06.160 --> 00:15:07.878 - Mostly C's... - How do you know all that? 00:15:08.040 --> 00:15:10.156 Can't ride a bike without training wheels? 00:15:10.320 --> 00:15:14.313 Even bears can ride a bike without training wheels, Leslie. 00:15:15.200 --> 00:15:16.235 DOB says you're seven. 00:15:16.400 --> 00:15:17.674 Seven and a half. 00:15:19.560 --> 00:15:21.551 Power nap! You were saying? 00:15:21.720 --> 00:15:23.153 I'm seven and a half. 00:15:23.320 --> 00:15:24.833 Exactly! You're old. 00:15:25.000 --> 00:15:27.912 It's time to make way for the next generation. 00:15:28.080 --> 00:15:29.354 It's the way of the world. 00:15:29.520 --> 00:15:31.750 You would never ask your parents for an old toy. 00:15:31.920 --> 00:15:32.920 Lam-Lam? 00:15:33.000 --> 00:15:34.216 Everyone wants the hot, new thing. 00:15:34.240 --> 00:15:35.719 Destroy. Destroy. 00:15:35.880 --> 00:15:38.348 - Lam-Lam! - I've got fresh batteries. 00:15:38.520 --> 00:15:39.520 Boom! 00:15:39.680 --> 00:15:41.272 Mom and Dad don't even know you. 00:15:41.440 --> 00:15:42.714 They love me! 00:15:42.920 --> 00:15:44.353 Oh, yeah? Do the math, kid. 00:15:44.520 --> 00:15:46.909 There's only so much love to go around. 00:15:47.080 --> 00:15:48.957 It's like these beads. 00:15:49.120 --> 00:15:51.509 You used to have all your parents' love. 00:15:51.720 --> 00:15:53.950 All their time. All their attention. 00:15:54.120 --> 00:15:56.190 You had all the beads. 00:15:56.360 --> 00:15:57.918 But then I came along. 00:15:58.080 --> 00:15:59.957 Babies take up a lot of time. 00:16:00.120 --> 00:16:03.556 They need a lot of attention. They get all the love. 00:16:04.080 --> 00:16:05.399 We could share. 00:16:05.560 --> 00:16:07.790 You obviously didn't go to business school. 00:16:11.720 --> 00:16:14.917 Look, Templeton, the numbers just don't add up. 00:16:15.080 --> 00:16:17.389 There's not enough love for the two of us. 00:16:17.560 --> 00:16:19.710 Not enough beads to go around. 00:16:19.880 --> 00:16:23.475 And then, all of a sudden, there's no place for Tim. 00:16:23.640 --> 00:16:25.153 Tim doesn't fit anymore. 00:16:25.320 --> 00:16:27.709 Oh, no! What about Tim? 00:16:32.000 --> 00:16:34.309 So keep quiet. Stay out of my way. 00:16:34.480 --> 00:16:36.311 Or there's gonna be cutbacks. 00:16:38.240 --> 00:16:40.629 You can't be fired from your own family. 00:16:46.080 --> 00:16:47.433 Can you? 00:17:06.440 --> 00:17:09.512 Wake up, little halflings! It's 7:00 a.m. 00:17:09.680 --> 00:17:10.795 Wake up, little half... 00:17:11.960 --> 00:17:13.393 What's the use? 00:17:14.120 --> 00:17:16.714 Arise for a nutritious breakfast! 00:17:16.880 --> 00:17:18.279 It's 7:00 a.m. 00:17:25.880 --> 00:17:27.438 What's wrong, Timothy? 00:17:27.600 --> 00:17:29.636 Has that little dwarf made you blue? 00:17:30.120 --> 00:17:30.950 Mm-hmm. 00:17:31.120 --> 00:17:33.759 Then I shall cast upon him a great curse! 00:17:33.920 --> 00:17:36.275 He shall not pass! 00:17:36.440 --> 00:17:37.793 It's no use, Wizzie. 00:17:37.960 --> 00:17:39.791 He's got Mom and Dad completely fooled. 00:17:39.960 --> 00:17:42.952 If they knew what I knew, they'd never let him stay. 00:17:43.600 --> 00:17:46.797 Perhaps your parents need to be enlightened. 00:17:47.000 --> 00:17:49.116 With a great curse! 00:17:49.280 --> 00:17:50.554 They shall not pass! 00:17:50.720 --> 00:17:52.551 Yeah. I need to enlighten them... 00:17:53.560 --> 00:17:54.834 with proof! 00:17:55.000 --> 00:17:56.558 That's what I need, proof! 00:17:57.080 --> 00:17:58.911 Expose his dark magic! 00:18:05.520 --> 00:18:06.839 Testing, testing. 00:18:07.120 --> 00:18:08.314 Testing, testing. 00:18:11.520 --> 00:18:13.136 Maybe they can return him to the store... 00:18:13.160 --> 00:18:14.354 and get their money back! 00:18:14.520 --> 00:18:16.112 We could buy a bouncy house! 00:18:17.200 --> 00:18:20.670 Godspeed, Tim! It's 8:45 a.m. 00:18:27.320 --> 00:18:28.320 Ninja. 00:18:30.520 --> 00:18:31.520 Ninja. 00:18:43.880 --> 00:18:44.880 Ninja. 00:18:52.120 --> 00:18:53.838 Ninja. 00:19:09.720 --> 00:19:12.154 Babies everywhere! They're spreading. 00:19:12.320 --> 00:19:14.914 Mom! Dad! What's going on? 00:19:17.360 --> 00:19:19.078 It's an invasion! 00:19:20.760 --> 00:19:22.557 It's a play date! 00:19:24.760 --> 00:19:26.239 That's a keeper. 00:19:26.400 --> 00:19:29.039 It's a meeting, and you won't be attending. 00:19:36.400 --> 00:19:38.038 We'll see about that. 00:19:38.680 --> 00:19:41.672 Thank you all for coming here on such short notice. 00:19:41.840 --> 00:19:43.068 Now, before we begin... 00:19:45.120 --> 00:19:45.870 Yes, sir! 00:19:46.080 --> 00:19:47.274 - Sure is! - Affirmative! 00:19:47.440 --> 00:19:49.112 Jimbo, run some interference. 00:19:50.680 --> 00:19:51.715 Hey! 00:19:51.880 --> 00:19:54.440 - We babies are having a crisis! - Oh, no! 00:19:54.600 --> 00:19:55.669 - That's awful! - Horrible! 00:19:55.880 --> 00:19:56.880 What is it? 00:19:57.040 --> 00:19:59.759 It's simpler if I just show you. Teddy, if you please. 00:19:59.960 --> 00:20:01.598 Let's put on a show. 00:20:03.800 --> 00:20:04.869 Here we go! 00:20:05.040 --> 00:20:06.268 Jimbo, hit the lights. 00:20:08.120 --> 00:20:11.271 You see, babies aren't getting as much love as we used to. 00:20:11.480 --> 00:20:13.198 Why? Have we been bad? 00:20:13.360 --> 00:20:14.360 No, Staci. 00:20:14.480 --> 00:20:16.118 But I'll tell you who is. 00:20:16.280 --> 00:20:19.716 Behold our mortal enemy. Puppies! 00:20:21.120 --> 00:20:23.076 No! That's exactly the problem. 00:20:23.280 --> 00:20:25.714 Puppies? What's the deal with puppies? 00:20:25.880 --> 00:20:26.949 Throughout history... 00:20:27.160 --> 00:20:31.358 people have loved babies more than anything in the world. 00:20:31.520 --> 00:20:33.158 We've always been a must-have item... 00:20:33.320 --> 00:20:35.595 number one on every wish list. 00:20:35.760 --> 00:20:38.672 Puppies were merely accessories. 00:20:40.480 --> 00:20:43.358 But all that changed when the puppies began coming out... 00:20:43.520 --> 00:20:45.511 with new designer models. 00:20:45.720 --> 00:20:48.280 Each one more adorable than the last. 00:20:48.440 --> 00:20:50.237 Remember the Labradoodle? 00:20:50.400 --> 00:20:51.594 The Peekapoo? 00:20:51.760 --> 00:20:54.638 The Chiweenie? Try to say "Chiweenie" without smiling. 00:20:55.920 --> 00:20:57.360 Not possible. Don't waste your time. 00:20:57.400 --> 00:20:59.072 We all laughed at the Shar Pei. 00:20:59.720 --> 00:21:01.950 And now it's number one in China. 00:21:02.360 --> 00:21:03.440 - Oh, no. - That's terrible! 00:21:03.600 --> 00:21:05.318 - Horrible! - Yes. 00:21:05.480 --> 00:21:06.799 And it gets even worse. 00:21:06.960 --> 00:21:10.669 Francis Francis, the CEO of Puppy Co, made this announcement. 00:21:10.840 --> 00:21:12.239 Teddy, roll the clip. 00:21:12.400 --> 00:21:14.391 And we are on schedule... 00:21:14.560 --> 00:21:18.030 to release the most adorable puppy ever. 00:21:18.200 --> 00:21:21.988 We're gonna launch it at the pet convention in Las Vegas! 00:21:22.160 --> 00:21:23.434 Watch out, world! 00:21:23.600 --> 00:21:26.194 It's gonna crush the competition! 00:21:27.040 --> 00:21:28.268 - Yay! - No, Jimbo. 00:21:28.440 --> 00:21:30.635 No "yay"! We are the competition! 00:21:30.800 --> 00:21:32.119 This is war. 00:21:32.280 --> 00:21:34.714 Puppies are winning, and babies are losing. 00:21:34.880 --> 00:21:35.710 Thank you, Teddy. 00:21:35.880 --> 00:21:37.950 And if this new puppy is as cute as we fear... 00:21:38.120 --> 00:21:40.634 it could put the baby business out of business, baby. 00:21:40.800 --> 00:21:41.800 That's awful! 00:21:41.960 --> 00:21:42.960 Bad news, baby! 00:21:43.040 --> 00:21:44.393 What are we going to do? 00:21:44.560 --> 00:21:46.869 My job is to find out exactly what that new puppy is... 00:21:47.040 --> 00:21:48.712 so that Baby Corp can stop it. 00:21:48.880 --> 00:21:50.233 And you're going to help me. 00:21:50.400 --> 00:21:51.150 - Genius! - Home run! 00:21:51.320 --> 00:21:52.320 You still got it, boss! 00:21:52.440 --> 00:21:53.190 Yay! 00:21:53.360 --> 00:21:54.110 Yay. 00:21:54.280 --> 00:21:56.157 Now, your parents all work for Puppy Co. 00:21:56.320 --> 00:21:58.470 So have you learned anything from them? 00:21:58.640 --> 00:21:59.914 - Yes, sir! - Sure did! 00:22:00.080 --> 00:22:01.195 Fantastic. Triplets, go! 00:22:01.360 --> 00:22:02.156 - A. - B. 00:22:02.320 --> 00:22:03.320 - C. - D. 00:22:03.360 --> 00:22:05.590 No, what have you learned about the new puppy? 00:22:05.800 --> 00:22:06.915 Yay, puppy! 00:22:07.080 --> 00:22:08.798 No, Jimbo! Puppies are evil. 00:22:08.960 --> 00:22:10.234 Staci, read back the notes. 00:22:10.400 --> 00:22:12.960 I can't read. What's it say? 00:22:16.280 --> 00:22:17.952 This is my team? 00:22:18.120 --> 00:22:20.839 A muscle-head, a bunch of yes men, and a doodler? 00:22:21.000 --> 00:22:21.796 - Exactly! - Affirmative! 00:22:21.960 --> 00:22:22.631 Good call. 00:22:22.800 --> 00:22:23.840 - Oh, yeah! - Nice one, BB! 00:22:23.920 --> 00:22:24.989 Gotcha! 00:22:25.160 --> 00:22:29.199 Put that cookie down. Cookies are for closers. 00:22:29.360 --> 00:22:30.920 - Let's have another show! - No, Teddy! 00:22:31.040 --> 00:22:32.758 - How about a hug? - No more shows! 00:22:32.920 --> 00:22:33.511 Boss? 00:22:33.680 --> 00:22:36.148 - There's plenty of love to go around. - Go to sleep! 00:22:36.320 --> 00:22:37.355 Nighty-night. 00:22:37.520 --> 00:22:38.350 - Boss! - Boss! 00:22:38.520 --> 00:22:39.520 - What? - Parents! 00:22:41.360 --> 00:22:43.320 It's like they're having their own little meeting. 00:22:48.600 --> 00:22:50.397 - Isn't that adorable? - Who wants dessert? 00:22:51.360 --> 00:22:52.634 God, this is so humiliating. 00:22:53.720 --> 00:22:55.358 God, this is so humiliating. 00:22:55.560 --> 00:22:57.039 Wait until Mom and Dad hear this. 00:22:58.680 --> 00:23:00.955 Hey, Templeton, what you got there? 00:23:02.840 --> 00:23:04.034 Nothing. 00:23:04.200 --> 00:23:05.519 Hand over the tape. 00:23:06.800 --> 00:23:07.800 Never! 00:23:15.840 --> 00:23:17.990 Mom! Dad! Over here! 00:23:18.160 --> 00:23:20.355 - Hi, Timmy! - Hi! Anyway... 00:23:23.040 --> 00:23:24.075 Flower power! 00:23:26.920 --> 00:23:29.639 You can't get away from Johnny Law, simpleton. 00:23:33.520 --> 00:23:36.034 Fasten your seat belt. Let's go! 00:23:41.760 --> 00:23:42.829 Run, run, run. 00:23:46.400 --> 00:23:47.549 What? Hey! 00:23:50.640 --> 00:23:51.640 Uh-oh. 00:23:56.560 --> 00:23:57.788 Run, run, run. 00:23:57.960 --> 00:23:59.473 Catch, catch, catch. 00:24:05.960 --> 00:24:06.960 Yes! 00:24:11.920 --> 00:24:12.920 Oh, yeah! 00:24:16.600 --> 00:24:18.158 Let go, you little... 00:24:18.320 --> 00:24:20.436 Oh, look! The kids are finally getting along. 00:24:20.640 --> 00:24:21.914 That's nice. 00:24:37.880 --> 00:24:38.880 Sayonara! 00:24:42.280 --> 00:24:43.280 You wanna play? 00:24:43.840 --> 00:24:44.840 Let's play. 00:24:50.040 --> 00:24:51.598 No! 00:24:53.080 --> 00:24:54.115 Save Boss! Save Boss! 00:24:57.600 --> 00:24:58.600 - Get him! - I got him! 00:24:58.760 --> 00:24:59.760 - I got him! - I got him! 00:25:06.480 --> 00:25:08.072 You're toast, baby man! 00:25:08.240 --> 00:25:10.231 Upsies, I need upsies! 00:25:13.920 --> 00:25:15.319 Who wants... 00:25:15.480 --> 00:25:16.595 Cheese sticks! 00:25:20.680 --> 00:25:22.830 Mom, Dad! I've got proof! 00:25:29.440 --> 00:25:31.351 Someone can't go down the stairs? 00:25:32.840 --> 00:25:34.910 Nothing can stop me! 00:25:44.280 --> 00:25:47.033 Mom! Dad! Where are you guys? 00:25:47.200 --> 00:25:48.200 Hello? 00:25:48.400 --> 00:25:49.753 Where did everyone go? 00:25:50.480 --> 00:25:52.675 Mom, Dad! The baby can talk! 00:25:52.840 --> 00:25:54.512 Oh, can he now? 00:25:54.680 --> 00:25:55.954 Wait, how did you... 00:25:56.120 --> 00:25:57.314 Hand over the tape, Timmy. 00:25:57.480 --> 00:25:58.959 Or Lam-Lam gets it, see? 00:25:59.880 --> 00:26:00.880 No! 00:26:00.960 --> 00:26:03.235 What's that, Lam-Lam? You want a nose ring? 00:26:03.400 --> 00:26:06.278 It's really not my scene, but who am I to judge? 00:26:07.040 --> 00:26:10.476 And an eyebrow ring? Seems like a little too much, Lam-Lam. 00:26:11.000 --> 00:26:12.877 How's that gonna look in a job interview? 00:26:13.040 --> 00:26:13.870 Stop it! 00:26:14.040 --> 00:26:15.951 The tape, Timmy! Or I'm gonna rip, rip, rip. 00:26:16.120 --> 00:26:17.235 No! Let go! 00:26:17.400 --> 00:26:18.440 - You let go! - You let go! 00:26:18.560 --> 00:26:20.040 - Give me the tape! - Give me Lam-Lam! 00:26:23.360 --> 00:26:24.952 Whoops! Too far. 00:26:25.360 --> 00:26:27.078 Templeton! Templeton, let's be reasonable. 00:26:27.240 --> 00:26:29.120 We can be reasonable, right? What are you doing? 00:26:29.280 --> 00:26:31.236 You've been asking for this since you got here! 00:26:31.440 --> 00:26:33.112 We can talk about this over a juice box! 00:26:33.320 --> 00:26:34.833 Time for juice boxes is over. 00:26:35.000 --> 00:26:37.309 No, Templeton. You wouldn't. 00:26:37.480 --> 00:26:39.596 Say bye-bye, baby! You're fired! 00:26:39.760 --> 00:26:40.510 What are you doing? 00:26:40.680 --> 00:26:41.680 Nothing. 00:26:45.840 --> 00:26:46.840 My proof! 00:26:47.040 --> 00:26:48.678 Tim! Explain yourself! 00:26:48.840 --> 00:26:49.955 Yes, explain yourself. 00:26:50.120 --> 00:26:51.758 It wasn't me! It was the baby's fault. 00:26:51.960 --> 00:26:53.029 The baby's fault? 00:26:53.200 --> 00:26:54.952 It's true! He can talk. 00:26:55.800 --> 00:26:57.756 They all can talk. They were having a meeting. 00:26:57.920 --> 00:26:59.176 There's something about puppies. 00:26:59.200 --> 00:27:01.350 It's one big baby con-spy-racy! 00:27:01.520 --> 00:27:03.192 Timothy Leslie Templeton! 00:27:03.360 --> 00:27:04.839 We are very disappointed in you. 00:27:05.000 --> 00:27:07.355 - No, we're mad at you! - Exactly, we're mad at you. 00:27:07.560 --> 00:27:09.118 - Mad? - You need a time-out! 00:27:09.280 --> 00:27:10.998 - You're grounded! - Yes, grounded! 00:27:11.160 --> 00:27:12.160 - For two... - Three! 00:27:12.320 --> 00:27:13.355 - Three days? - Weeks! 00:27:13.520 --> 00:27:14.748 Weeks! Three weeks! 00:27:14.920 --> 00:27:16.751 For three... evers! 00:27:16.920 --> 00:27:17.670 Grounded? 00:27:17.840 --> 00:27:20.559 You're gonna stay in this house with your baby brother... 00:27:20.720 --> 00:27:23.029 until you learn to get along. 00:27:24.320 --> 00:27:25.320 Great. 00:27:27.600 --> 00:27:30.478 It was my first time behind bars. 00:27:30.640 --> 00:27:32.312 The big house. 00:27:32.480 --> 00:27:33.799 The lock-up. 00:27:34.360 --> 00:27:36.032 Grounded for life. 00:27:36.720 --> 00:27:40.235 The minutes turned into hours, the hours into days. 00:27:40.400 --> 00:27:42.231 Every man has his breaking point. 00:27:42.880 --> 00:27:44.279 This was mine. 00:27:45.680 --> 00:27:48.877 Blackbird singing in the dead of night 00:27:49.520 --> 00:27:53.069 - Take these broken wings and learn to fly - Hey, that's my song. 00:27:53.720 --> 00:27:55.995 All your life 00:27:56.840 --> 00:28:01.038 You were only waiting For this moment to arise 00:28:01.760 --> 00:28:03.591 It's okay, little halfling. 00:28:03.760 --> 00:28:06.354 Perhaps I can be of some assistance. 00:28:06.920 --> 00:28:10.913 Blackbird singing in the dead of night! 00:28:11.120 --> 00:28:15.591 Pray, take these broken wings and learn to fly! 00:28:15.760 --> 00:28:17.352 Fly, you fools! 00:28:17.520 --> 00:28:18.635 Thanks, Wizzie. 00:28:19.320 --> 00:28:21.038 But it's not the same. 00:28:21.200 --> 00:28:23.839 If only I could reach my magical shank. 00:28:24.000 --> 00:28:26.468 I could break us out of this big house. 00:28:29.160 --> 00:28:30.160 Templeton! 00:28:38.400 --> 00:28:40.118 Templeton, we have to talk. 00:28:40.320 --> 00:28:41.320 Go away. 00:28:46.760 --> 00:28:50.070 Blackbird singing in the dead of night 00:28:52.000 --> 00:28:52.796 Stop it! 00:28:53.000 --> 00:28:54.558 That's my song, not yours. 00:28:54.720 --> 00:28:56.517 My parents wrote it just for me. 00:28:56.680 --> 00:28:58.955 Really? Your parents are Lennon and McCartney? 00:28:59.120 --> 00:29:01.350 No, Ted and Janice. 00:29:01.520 --> 00:29:02.839 You don't even know their names! 00:29:03.000 --> 00:29:04.640 You're just trying to steal them from me. 00:29:04.760 --> 00:29:05.954 You stole everything! 00:29:06.120 --> 00:29:07.792 You're the one who should be in jail! 00:29:08.880 --> 00:29:11.872 Look, it's time we put our differences aside. 00:29:15.280 --> 00:29:16.280 Have you been... 00:29:16.440 --> 00:29:17.440 No! 00:29:18.280 --> 00:29:20.953 Where's HR when you need them? 00:29:50.200 --> 00:29:50.950 Take it. 00:29:51.120 --> 00:29:52.838 I don't want your filthy money. 00:29:53.000 --> 00:29:55.150 Look, I told you to stay out of my way. 00:29:55.320 --> 00:29:57.151 I can't! You're in my house. 00:29:57.320 --> 00:29:58.469 I don't wanna be here... 00:29:58.640 --> 00:30:00.278 any more than you want me to be here. 00:30:00.480 --> 00:30:02.311 Then why are you torturing me? 00:30:02.480 --> 00:30:04.948 The truth is I'm no ordinary baby. 00:30:05.120 --> 00:30:06.120 Well, no kidding. 00:30:06.200 --> 00:30:08.316 I'm on a mission from above. 00:30:08.480 --> 00:30:10.675 Are you the Baby Jesus? 00:30:11.240 --> 00:30:13.435 Yes. I'm the Baby Jesus. 00:30:14.440 --> 00:30:15.440 No! 00:30:15.560 --> 00:30:17.994 You see, I'm more middle management for the company. 00:30:18.160 --> 00:30:20.116 The company? What company? 00:30:20.280 --> 00:30:21.280 Here. 00:30:22.080 --> 00:30:24.196 Take this. It'll explain everything. 00:30:24.360 --> 00:30:25.952 What do you want me to do with that? 00:30:27.600 --> 00:30:29.511 - I want you to suck it. - You suck it! 00:30:29.720 --> 00:30:30.516 No, it's for you to suck. 00:30:30.720 --> 00:30:31.720 I'm not sucking that! 00:30:31.840 --> 00:30:33.456 - Suck it. - I don't know where it's been! 00:30:33.480 --> 00:30:36.358 It's not where it's been. It's where it will take you. 00:30:36.560 --> 00:30:37.560 Don't you wanna know... 00:30:37.720 --> 00:30:39.597 where babies really come from? 00:30:40.880 --> 00:30:43.599 Binky. Papish. Nuk-Nuk. 00:30:43.760 --> 00:30:45.955 Boo-Boo. Bo-Bo. Bah-Bah. 00:30:46.120 --> 00:30:48.429 Chupie. Hushie-Baby. Tootsie. 00:30:48.600 --> 00:30:50.636 It goes by many names. 00:30:50.800 --> 00:30:53.758 But through its power, you will know the truth. 00:31:00.760 --> 00:31:01.760 Come on, faster! 00:31:09.040 --> 00:31:10.040 Mommy! 00:31:23.720 --> 00:31:24.948 Where are we? 00:31:25.120 --> 00:31:27.475 Welcome to Baby Corp! 00:31:33.680 --> 00:31:34.874 No way. 00:31:37.080 --> 00:31:38.308 - Thank you. - What? 00:31:40.240 --> 00:31:42.470 Relax. They can't see us or hear us. 00:31:42.640 --> 00:31:44.551 - We're, like, virtual and stuff? - Yep. 00:31:44.720 --> 00:31:46.312 - You mean they won't feel this? - Nope. 00:31:46.480 --> 00:31:47.629 - Or this? - Nada. 00:31:47.840 --> 00:31:48.840 Karate! 00:31:50.080 --> 00:31:52.514 Don't embarrass yourself, Templeton. I can still see you. 00:31:52.720 --> 00:31:54.597 So this is where babies come from? 00:31:54.760 --> 00:31:56.876 Where'd you think, the cabbage patch? 00:31:57.040 --> 00:31:58.040 Magic fairies? 00:31:58.160 --> 00:32:00.196 No, my parents told me that... 00:32:01.360 --> 00:32:02.554 What? 00:32:02.720 --> 00:32:04.756 No. That's disgusting. 00:32:04.920 --> 00:32:07.150 Yeah, it didn't sound right to me, either. 00:32:08.080 --> 00:32:10.389 I can't believe my parents didn't tell me about this. 00:32:10.560 --> 00:32:13.836 If people knew where babies really came from, they'd never have one. 00:32:14.000 --> 00:32:15.718 Same thing with hot dogs, by the way. 00:32:15.880 --> 00:32:17.279 Going upsies! 00:32:18.680 --> 00:32:20.352 So how come I don't remember this place? 00:32:20.520 --> 00:32:21.350 You did. 00:32:21.520 --> 00:32:23.760 But after normal babies get their pacifiers taken away... 00:32:23.960 --> 00:32:25.871 you forget all about Baby Corp. 00:32:26.040 --> 00:32:27.359 How come you're not normal? 00:32:27.520 --> 00:32:29.750 A few of us, the best of the best... 00:32:29.920 --> 00:32:31.512 are selected for the... 00:32:34.200 --> 00:32:35.952 For the ultimate honor. 00:32:36.920 --> 00:32:38.558 Upper management. 00:32:38.720 --> 00:32:42.190 This, Templeton, is where all the action is. 00:32:42.360 --> 00:32:44.715 Nap time in Sector G. 00:32:45.480 --> 00:32:47.277 So this whole place is run by babies? 00:32:47.480 --> 00:32:48.480 Yep. 00:32:48.560 --> 00:32:50.710 My Dad says, "Those who can, do." 00:32:50.880 --> 00:32:52.313 "And those who can't, supervise." 00:32:52.560 --> 00:32:53.788 Your father is a hippy. 00:32:55.560 --> 00:32:56.913 What happens when you grow up? 00:32:57.120 --> 00:32:57.916 We don't. 00:32:58.120 --> 00:33:01.396 We drink a super-secret baby formula that keeps us babies forever. 00:33:03.240 --> 00:33:05.708 Back to work! Formula break is over! 00:33:05.920 --> 00:33:07.319 We're in a crisis here! 00:33:07.480 --> 00:33:09.000 Don't you know we're in a crisis here? 00:33:09.160 --> 00:33:10.160 Who is that? 00:33:10.240 --> 00:33:12.800 That is my boss. Big Boss Baby. 00:33:12.960 --> 00:33:14.916 What is she screaming about? 00:33:15.080 --> 00:33:16.479 Well, see this pie chart? 00:33:16.920 --> 00:33:18.956 Wow, it looks like a giant pie. 00:33:19.120 --> 00:33:21.588 It represents all the love there is in the world. 00:33:21.760 --> 00:33:22.988 - I love pie. - Who doesn't? 00:33:23.160 --> 00:33:23.990 - Apple. - Fine. 00:33:24.160 --> 00:33:25.160 - No, cherry! - Perfect! 00:33:25.240 --> 00:33:26.240 - Not pumpkin. - Okay. 00:33:26.280 --> 00:33:27.076 That's a vegetable. 00:33:27.240 --> 00:33:30.835 Point is, the puppies' slice is getting bigger and bigger. 00:33:31.960 --> 00:33:33.598 They're stealing all our love! 00:33:34.320 --> 00:33:35.753 Just like you did to me. 00:33:35.920 --> 00:33:36.920 Exactly. 00:33:37.360 --> 00:33:39.112 And if this keeps up... 00:33:39.280 --> 00:33:41.794 there might not be enough pie left for babies. 00:33:41.960 --> 00:33:42.960 No pie? 00:33:43.120 --> 00:33:44.758 No pie. 00:33:53.360 --> 00:33:57.273 So, my mission is to find out what this new puppy is. 00:33:57.440 --> 00:33:59.431 So you're, like, on a spy mission? Cool! 00:33:59.640 --> 00:34:02.279 Yes! Cool! And if... When I succeed... 00:34:02.440 --> 00:34:04.829 I'll become a Baby Corp legend. 00:34:05.000 --> 00:34:07.639 Like Super Big Boss Baby, Mega Boss Baby... 00:34:07.800 --> 00:34:09.631 Seriously Big Boss Baby... 00:34:10.400 --> 00:34:11.400 and him. 00:34:12.720 --> 00:34:14.119 Now that's a big, fat baby. 00:34:14.880 --> 00:34:16.711 No, that's Big Fat Boss Baby. 00:34:16.880 --> 00:34:20.634 This is Super Colossal Big Fat Boss Baby. 00:34:20.800 --> 00:34:24.156 He was the youngest Chief Executive Infant in the history of the company. 00:34:24.320 --> 00:34:25.992 Was? What happened to him? 00:34:26.160 --> 00:34:27.798 Retired, years ago. 00:34:28.000 --> 00:34:29.991 But I still try and live up to his legend. 00:34:30.160 --> 00:34:31.832 In every situation, I ask myself... 00:34:32.000 --> 00:34:33.991 "W-W-S-C-B-F-B-B-D? 00:34:34.760 --> 00:34:37.320 "What Would Super Colossal Big Fat Boss Baby Do?" 00:34:38.000 --> 00:34:40.878 So that's all you get? Your picture on the wall? 00:34:41.040 --> 00:34:42.314 Come here! 00:34:43.040 --> 00:34:44.075 I'll get a promotion. 00:34:44.240 --> 00:34:46.196 The corner office... 00:34:46.360 --> 00:34:48.191 with my own private potty. 00:34:48.520 --> 00:34:49.748 Wow. 00:34:49.920 --> 00:34:52.354 So when you're done, you're coming back here? 00:34:52.520 --> 00:34:54.078 A-S-A-P, T-i-m. 00:34:54.240 --> 00:34:56.834 I'm not a family man. I belong behind a desk. 00:34:57.000 --> 00:34:58.831 - That's awesome! - I know, right? 00:35:00.360 --> 00:35:01.509 - Pew pew. - What? 00:35:01.680 --> 00:35:05.195 So help me, I will nail his diaper to the wall! 00:35:05.360 --> 00:35:07.510 Have we heard anything from that little Boss Baby... 00:35:07.680 --> 00:35:09.193 that we sent down to the T empletons? 00:35:09.360 --> 00:35:10.918 - I don't know. - You're fired! 00:35:11.080 --> 00:35:11.876 Oh, no. 00:35:12.040 --> 00:35:13.189 You're all fired! 00:35:13.360 --> 00:35:15.191 The pet convention is in two days. 00:35:15.360 --> 00:35:16.873 If he doesn't come up with answers... 00:35:17.040 --> 00:35:18.598 he is fired, retired! 00:35:18.920 --> 00:35:20.512 - Gone! - Tour's over. 00:35:22.520 --> 00:35:24.875 What was Big Bossy Baby Lady screaming about? 00:35:25.040 --> 00:35:27.270 She's demanding actual results. 00:35:27.440 --> 00:35:30.352 The pet convention is in two days, and I've got nothing! 00:35:32.120 --> 00:35:33.394 That's her! Don't answer it! 00:35:40.880 --> 00:35:41.880 Stress nap! 00:35:45.160 --> 00:35:47.435 If I don't find out what that new puppy is and fast... 00:35:47.600 --> 00:35:49.240 not only will I not get that promotion... 00:35:49.400 --> 00:35:50.628 I could get fired! 00:35:52.440 --> 00:35:53.440 Hey, relax. 00:35:53.560 --> 00:35:55.755 I'm sure there's other cool jobs for babies, right? 00:35:55.960 --> 00:35:58.076 Meanwhile, two days goes by like that. 00:35:58.240 --> 00:35:59.309 You better start packing. 00:35:59.480 --> 00:36:00.480 What? 00:36:01.520 --> 00:36:02.919 You don't get it, Templeton. 00:36:03.080 --> 00:36:05.594 If I'm fired, they'll take away my formula. 00:36:05.760 --> 00:36:07.671 I will turn into a normal baby... 00:36:07.840 --> 00:36:09.592 and live here forever with you. 00:36:09.760 --> 00:36:11.034 - No! - Yes! 00:36:11.200 --> 00:36:12.918 And I promise you this... 00:36:13.000 --> 00:36:15.514 Every morning you wake up... 00:36:15.680 --> 00:36:17.238 I'll be there. 00:36:19.040 --> 00:36:20.519 Every night, at dinner... 00:36:20.920 --> 00:36:22.558 I'll be there. 00:36:22.720 --> 00:36:24.392 Every birthday party... 00:36:24.560 --> 00:36:26.551 I'll be there. 00:36:26.720 --> 00:36:28.199 Every Christmas! 00:36:28.360 --> 00:36:29.509 I'll be there 00:36:29.680 --> 00:36:32.240 Year after year after year. 00:36:32.400 --> 00:36:34.231 We will grow old together. 00:36:38.280 --> 00:36:39.679 You and I... 00:36:44.440 --> 00:36:46.351 will be brothers. 00:36:47.080 --> 00:36:48.080 Always. 00:36:48.120 --> 00:36:50.190 - No. No, this is terrible! - I know. 00:36:50.360 --> 00:36:52.032 - This can't be happening. - But it is! 00:36:52.200 --> 00:36:53.456 - You can't stay here! - I can't! 00:36:53.480 --> 00:36:55.072 - Don't panic! - But it feels right! 00:36:55.240 --> 00:36:57.071 I know, but we have to fix this. 00:36:57.800 --> 00:36:59.791 We have to make sure you don't get fired. 00:36:59.960 --> 00:37:00.960 We? 00:37:01.640 --> 00:37:02.311 We. 00:37:02.480 --> 00:37:03.754 I will help you... 00:37:04.920 --> 00:37:06.148 but just to get rid of you. 00:37:06.320 --> 00:37:07.548 Deal? 00:37:09.440 --> 00:37:10.270 Deal. 00:37:10.440 --> 00:37:12.078 Here's to never seeing you again. 00:37:12.240 --> 00:37:13.719 Back at ya, baby. 00:37:16.920 --> 00:37:18.592 Now let's get to work. 00:37:18.760 --> 00:37:20.318 Come on, come on, come on. 00:37:21.000 --> 00:37:21.637 Slice! 00:37:21.840 --> 00:37:23.239 No, no. 00:37:24.160 --> 00:37:26.310 There's nothing here about a new puppy. 00:37:26.480 --> 00:37:27.833 Aren't you gonna do any work? 00:37:28.000 --> 00:37:29.319 I'm very busy delegating. 00:37:30.240 --> 00:37:31.240 He drains it! 00:37:33.040 --> 00:37:34.871 So once we find the file on the new puppy... 00:37:35.040 --> 00:37:36.040 what do we do then? 00:37:36.200 --> 00:37:37.758 Send in the baby ninjas? 00:37:37.920 --> 00:37:38.920 Even better. 00:37:39.080 --> 00:37:40.832 I'm going to write the perfect memo. 00:37:41.000 --> 00:37:42.194 - Boom! - Boom! 00:37:42.400 --> 00:37:44.630 Wait. What's a memo? 00:37:44.800 --> 00:37:48.031 A memo is something you write to give people information. 00:37:48.240 --> 00:37:50.674 That's your plan? You're gonna write a book report? 00:37:50.840 --> 00:37:52.512 That's so boring. 00:37:52.680 --> 00:37:53.908 No, Templeton. 00:37:54.120 --> 00:37:56.680 Memos are for important things. 00:37:56.840 --> 00:37:59.274 A memo can bring people together. 00:37:59.440 --> 00:38:01.954 A memo can be a call to arms... 00:38:02.120 --> 00:38:04.634 a manifesto, a poem. 00:38:04.840 --> 00:38:07.559 A memo can change the world. 00:38:08.440 --> 00:38:11.318 Wow! When you explain it like that... 00:38:11.480 --> 00:38:13.118 it still sounds boring. 00:38:13.720 --> 00:38:15.119 You'll learn, kid. 00:38:15.280 --> 00:38:16.280 You'll learn. 00:38:16.680 --> 00:38:18.636 Wait a second. This is it! 00:38:18.800 --> 00:38:20.119 What? What is it? 00:38:20.280 --> 00:38:22.714 Check this out. Take Your Kid to Work Day. 00:38:23.880 --> 00:38:27.395 People take children to a place of business? Why? 00:38:27.560 --> 00:38:28.959 Because it's awesome! 00:38:29.160 --> 00:38:31.116 It's disgusting. 00:38:31.280 --> 00:38:33.396 Don't you see? We can get inside Puppy Co... 00:38:33.560 --> 00:38:35.118 and find out what the new puppy is! 00:38:37.280 --> 00:38:38.280 What's the point? 00:38:38.720 --> 00:38:39.835 You're grounded. 00:38:40.040 --> 00:38:42.076 Your parents aren't going to take us anywhere. 00:38:43.600 --> 00:38:45.591 You're right. They think we hate each other. 00:38:45.800 --> 00:38:47.392 Hate is a strong word. 00:38:47.560 --> 00:38:49.039 It's the right word, but still. 00:38:49.800 --> 00:38:53.076 We have to convince them that we're actual brothers. 00:38:53.360 --> 00:38:54.110 Right. 00:38:54.280 --> 00:38:55.838 That we... 00:38:56.200 --> 00:38:57.200 Loathe? 00:38:57.360 --> 00:38:58.360 No. 00:38:58.560 --> 00:38:59.356 Like! 00:38:59.560 --> 00:39:00.834 No. That we... 00:39:01.960 --> 00:39:04.758 La, la, la... 00:39:04.920 --> 00:39:06.194 Le, le, le... 00:39:08.160 --> 00:39:09.195 No. 00:39:09.360 --> 00:39:11.715 No way. No. You don't mean... 00:39:12.240 --> 00:39:13.878 Love each other. 00:39:16.040 --> 00:39:18.190 I just threw up a noodle and swallowed it. 00:39:19.280 --> 00:39:20.736 - Here comes the choo-choo train! - No. 00:39:20.760 --> 00:39:21.936 - Choo, choo, chugga, chugga. - No choo-choo! 00:39:21.960 --> 00:39:24.872 Hold the train! No! It looks like it's already been eaten! 00:39:25.040 --> 00:39:26.473 Who's there? I got a racket! 00:39:26.640 --> 00:39:27.914 What's going on in here? 00:39:28.080 --> 00:39:29.718 I'm just feeding the baby. 00:39:31.600 --> 00:39:32.828 They're watching. 00:39:33.960 --> 00:39:35.154 Choo-choo. 00:39:37.120 --> 00:39:39.111 Okay. 00:39:41.520 --> 00:39:42.589 Choo-choo on that. 00:39:44.080 --> 00:39:46.799 I don't wear nautical. It's not even Friday! 00:39:46.960 --> 00:39:48.598 Come on, you're putting this thing on! 00:39:48.760 --> 00:39:50.876 You gonna make me? You can't make me, punk. 00:39:54.800 --> 00:39:56.160 - What have you done to me? - Stop! 00:39:56.280 --> 00:39:57.633 - Get back here! - No! 00:39:58.200 --> 00:39:59.200 No way. 00:40:00.280 --> 00:40:01.280 Come on! 00:40:02.200 --> 00:40:03.952 Tim, what are you doing in here? 00:40:04.120 --> 00:40:05.120 Oh, no. 00:40:05.240 --> 00:40:06.320 Hey, what's all the racket? 00:40:08.120 --> 00:40:09.553 Isn't he adorable? 00:40:10.520 --> 00:40:13.717 I've got one for you, too! Ahoy, matey! 00:40:13.880 --> 00:40:14.710 What? 00:40:14.880 --> 00:40:15.630 Bummer. 00:40:15.800 --> 00:40:16.835 Smile! 00:40:18.840 --> 00:40:20.592 Smile for the camera. 00:40:20.760 --> 00:40:22.478 It makes me feel weak. 00:40:22.640 --> 00:40:24.676 - Who's ticklish? - It doesn't work on me. 00:40:24.840 --> 00:40:26.000 - Here? - I'm dead down there. 00:40:26.120 --> 00:40:27.872 Come on, everyone has a tickle spot. 00:40:30.000 --> 00:40:32.230 "'I don't think I'll fit, ' said Gretel." 00:40:32.840 --> 00:40:34.956 Come here, look at this. 00:40:35.160 --> 00:40:37.151 "'I could get in myself.' 00:40:37.320 --> 00:40:38.912 "And then, Hansel and Gretel... 00:40:39.120 --> 00:40:41.554 "pushed the wicked old woman into the oven. 00:40:41.720 --> 00:40:45.269 "And the godless witch was miserably burnt to death." 00:40:50.840 --> 00:40:52.068 Let me get this straight. 00:40:52.240 --> 00:40:55.357 The story is about cannibalism and burning people alive. 00:40:55.520 --> 00:40:56.270 Yeah. 00:40:56.440 --> 00:40:58.476 No wonder kids are so messed up! 00:40:58.680 --> 00:41:00.830 Getting along is exhausting. 00:41:01.000 --> 00:41:02.000 Back at ya, Tim. 00:41:02.080 --> 00:41:04.071 You should have seen your face in that picture. 00:41:04.240 --> 00:41:05.275 You were all... 00:41:07.080 --> 00:41:08.672 I'm not used to being tickled. 00:41:08.840 --> 00:41:11.434 Once at a corporate retreat. But those things always get weird. 00:41:11.600 --> 00:41:14.876 What? You've never been tickled? What about your parents? 00:41:17.320 --> 00:41:18.833 I'm sorry. I forgot. 00:41:19.400 --> 00:41:21.868 You didn't have parents, did you? 00:41:22.080 --> 00:41:24.435 Tim, I may look like a baby... 00:41:25.000 --> 00:41:26.956 but I was born all grown up. 00:41:28.360 --> 00:41:30.828 I can't even imagine not being a kid. 00:41:31.000 --> 00:41:33.195 You missed out on your whole childhood? 00:41:35.600 --> 00:41:37.875 You never had someone to love you? 00:41:40.880 --> 00:41:43.155 You can't miss what you never had. 00:42:08.880 --> 00:42:10.598 Wake up, little halflings! 00:42:10.760 --> 00:42:12.512 Hey, Tim. Wake up, buddy. 00:42:12.680 --> 00:42:14.432 - What? - Rise and shine! 00:42:14.600 --> 00:42:15.953 Is something wrong? Am I fired? 00:42:16.520 --> 00:42:17.953 No, you're late for work. 00:42:18.120 --> 00:42:18.950 What? 00:42:19.120 --> 00:42:21.190 It's Take Your Kid to Work Day! And you're the kid. 00:42:21.360 --> 00:42:23.112 You're officially un-grounded. 00:42:23.280 --> 00:42:24.633 - Really? - Really. 00:42:25.280 --> 00:42:26.474 Can the baby come, too? 00:42:26.640 --> 00:42:27.789 I don't see why not. 00:42:27.960 --> 00:42:30.269 Yes! Yes, yes, yes! 00:42:31.000 --> 00:42:31.796 Yeah! 00:42:31.960 --> 00:42:33.552 I wish I was that excited for work. 00:42:33.720 --> 00:42:35.119 Look, it's my spatula. 00:43:04.880 --> 00:43:06.154 Yeah, baby. 00:43:10.880 --> 00:43:14.509 All right, gentlemen. Welcome to Puppy Co. 00:43:26.680 --> 00:43:28.557 Wow! This is awesome! 00:43:28.720 --> 00:43:29.720 And Tim, look! 00:43:30.400 --> 00:43:32.118 They have a puppy pool and everything! 00:43:32.280 --> 00:43:33.508 Isn't that sanitary? 00:43:33.680 --> 00:43:36.069 Hey, bud, you wanna get a picture with Puppy Co Pete? 00:43:40.960 --> 00:43:43.349 No, thanks. It's probably too scary for the baby. 00:43:43.520 --> 00:43:44.520 Nice call. 00:43:46.920 --> 00:43:49.036 Your dad and I have some work to do. 00:43:49.200 --> 00:43:51.555 You wanna come up to the office and hang out with us? 00:43:51.720 --> 00:43:53.551 We'll stick your brother in the Puppy Zone... 00:43:53.720 --> 00:43:55.551 while we have a little Tim time. 00:43:55.960 --> 00:43:56.960 Tim time? 00:43:57.120 --> 00:44:00.476 Dad and I know we haven't been able to do as much with you as we used to. 00:44:00.640 --> 00:44:02.232 So, what do you say? 00:44:11.200 --> 00:44:12.200 No, thanks. 00:44:12.280 --> 00:44:13.952 I'd rather spend time with the baby. 00:44:15.360 --> 00:44:16.679 - So cute. - That's so sweet. 00:44:20.040 --> 00:44:21.880 Way to keep your eyes on the prize, Templeton. 00:44:22.040 --> 00:44:24.634 We find out what the new puppy is, and I go home. 00:44:25.440 --> 00:44:27.237 You guys stay in the Puppy Zone, okay? 00:44:27.560 --> 00:44:28.913 Okay, bye! 00:44:48.600 --> 00:44:50.840 That's where we'll find the secret file on the new puppy. 00:44:51.000 --> 00:44:52.399 We'll never get through that door. 00:44:52.560 --> 00:44:53.959 No, not that door. 00:44:55.480 --> 00:44:56.595 The doggy door. 00:44:58.000 --> 00:44:59.956 But how do we get past the guard? 00:45:03.960 --> 00:45:06.315 No, no, no. No way. 00:45:06.480 --> 00:45:07.480 No! 00:45:09.640 --> 00:45:12.108 Itchy, plushy, puppy pants! 00:45:15.640 --> 00:45:16.789 What a cute, little pup... 00:45:16.960 --> 00:45:17.960 Ow! 00:45:18.800 --> 00:45:19.630 Yay! 00:45:19.800 --> 00:45:20.800 Kids. 00:45:21.640 --> 00:45:22.959 Get down. 00:45:26.840 --> 00:45:28.637 All the way down. 00:45:30.440 --> 00:45:33.318 I've never been so humiliated in all my life. 00:45:39.480 --> 00:45:40.480 Arf! 00:45:47.680 --> 00:45:48.680 Hey! 00:45:52.520 --> 00:45:53.555 Fetch! 00:45:55.480 --> 00:45:57.152 What am I doing? 00:45:58.640 --> 00:45:59.640 Oh, no! 00:46:12.520 --> 00:46:13.520 Yes! 00:46:16.520 --> 00:46:17.520 What a good boy. 00:46:18.080 --> 00:46:19.399 No. No biting. 00:46:22.200 --> 00:46:24.668 Timothy Templeton, office ninja. 00:46:26.040 --> 00:46:27.837 - Over here. - What is it? 00:46:28.840 --> 00:46:30.159 It's gotta be in here. 00:46:31.680 --> 00:46:33.159 It's begging us to go in. 00:46:37.680 --> 00:46:38.680 Wow. 00:46:38.720 --> 00:46:40.597 That's a lot of paperwork. 00:46:41.160 --> 00:46:43.037 I thought puppies shredded everything. 00:46:47.400 --> 00:46:49.072 This is getting creepy. 00:46:49.280 --> 00:46:50.838 I've come for your soul. 00:46:51.000 --> 00:46:52.000 Cut it out! 00:46:52.040 --> 00:46:53.234 Wait! 00:46:54.440 --> 00:46:55.589 That's it! 00:46:55.760 --> 00:46:56.760 The file! 00:46:56.880 --> 00:46:58.518 See! I was right. 00:46:59.520 --> 00:47:02.353 No. I've seen this before somewhere. 00:47:02.520 --> 00:47:04.556 We've gotta find something to replace it with. 00:47:04.720 --> 00:47:06.597 You're right. Like another file. 00:47:06.800 --> 00:47:08.233 Yes! A file with the same weight. 00:47:08.400 --> 00:47:10.630 So it can be placed in the exact same position. 00:47:10.800 --> 00:47:12.920 - With the exact same weight. - You already said that. 00:47:13.080 --> 00:47:15.753 I know I said it. Hey, you hit me twice. 00:47:15.920 --> 00:47:17.638 Make it a third time. Wait! 00:47:17.800 --> 00:47:19.358 I think I've seen one here. 00:47:21.640 --> 00:47:24.029 Smead manila, pressboard edges. 00:47:24.200 --> 00:47:26.430 About 50 ounces. No, 49. 00:47:26.600 --> 00:47:27.600 Try this one. 00:47:28.280 --> 00:47:29.280 Wait! 00:47:33.240 --> 00:47:34.275 Now it's perfect. 00:47:46.320 --> 00:47:47.320 Yes! 00:48:04.920 --> 00:48:06.478 I feel like we should run. 00:48:06.640 --> 00:48:09.359 I know, but it's just so mesmerizing. 00:48:10.960 --> 00:48:12.439 I kind of wanna see how it ends. 00:48:12.600 --> 00:48:13.600 Yeah, me too. 00:48:21.040 --> 00:48:22.632 Well, that didn't end well. 00:48:25.400 --> 00:48:26.549 What? 00:48:31.840 --> 00:48:32.840 What the...? 00:48:36.360 --> 00:48:38.191 Thanks for dropping in, kids. 00:48:38.360 --> 00:48:39.793 Francis Francis? 00:48:39.960 --> 00:48:42.269 I see you've met my big brother, Eugene. 00:48:42.480 --> 00:48:43.993 A man of few words. 00:48:44.840 --> 00:48:45.989 None, in fact. 00:48:46.160 --> 00:48:48.628 Can you put your head back on, please? 00:48:50.000 --> 00:48:51.353 What is all this? 00:48:52.520 --> 00:48:53.794 Surprise! 00:48:53.960 --> 00:48:56.679 A Baby Corp binky? Where did you get that? 00:48:57.360 --> 00:48:59.237 You don't recognize me? 00:48:59.400 --> 00:49:02.233 Perhaps from my youth! 00:49:04.920 --> 00:49:08.151 Super Colossal Big Fat Boss Baby? 00:49:09.520 --> 00:49:12.353 He is him? And him is you? 00:49:12.520 --> 00:49:15.353 Except older and wrinklier. 00:49:17.920 --> 00:49:19.148 That's not right. 00:49:19.320 --> 00:49:21.311 No. You were my hero! 00:49:21.520 --> 00:49:23.238 How did you end up here? 00:49:24.040 --> 00:49:27.077 You know what I do to little kids who ask lots of questions about me? 00:49:27.240 --> 00:49:28.514 Eugene! 00:49:34.240 --> 00:49:36.231 I read them my story. 00:49:37.720 --> 00:49:39.711 And, I baked cookies! 00:49:40.920 --> 00:49:42.433 Eugene, my chair. 00:49:43.840 --> 00:49:47.276 Now, it all started at Baby Corp... 00:49:47.440 --> 00:49:49.874 a long, long time ago. 00:49:50.040 --> 00:49:52.349 I was a hotshot executive... 00:49:52.520 --> 00:49:54.238 headed straight to the top. 00:49:54.400 --> 00:49:56.709 Everyone loved me. 00:49:56.880 --> 00:49:59.189 They gave me a promotion, the corner office... 00:49:59.360 --> 00:50:00.713 my very own... 00:50:00.880 --> 00:50:01.949 Personal potty? 00:50:02.880 --> 00:50:04.916 I had it all. 00:50:05.080 --> 00:50:06.080 But then one day... 00:50:06.440 --> 00:50:08.396 I made a terrible discovery. 00:50:08.560 --> 00:50:10.790 I was getting old. 00:50:10.960 --> 00:50:12.712 The formula wasn't working anymore. 00:50:12.880 --> 00:50:16.077 It turns out I was lactose intolerant. 00:50:16.280 --> 00:50:17.429 - No! - Yes! 00:50:17.600 --> 00:50:20.558 I got called in to see the board of directors. 00:50:20.720 --> 00:50:22.119 Who are the boring directors? 00:50:22.280 --> 00:50:24.714 The biggest baby bosses of them all. 00:50:24.880 --> 00:50:26.598 I thought they loved me. 00:50:26.760 --> 00:50:29.399 But they replaced me with someone new. 00:50:30.280 --> 00:50:31.599 Someone younger. 00:50:31.760 --> 00:50:33.079 That's horrible. 00:50:33.240 --> 00:50:35.959 All of a sudden, she got all the love... 00:50:36.120 --> 00:50:37.792 all the attention. 00:50:37.960 --> 00:50:40.793 You know how that feels, don't you, Tim? 00:50:40.960 --> 00:50:42.791 It hurts, doesn't it? 00:50:43.800 --> 00:50:45.995 Yeah. It does. 00:50:48.720 --> 00:50:50.199 And then what happened? 00:50:50.880 --> 00:50:51.880 Well... 00:50:52.280 --> 00:50:53.633 They fired me! 00:50:54.200 --> 00:50:56.873 And took away my special formula. 00:50:57.040 --> 00:50:59.952 Then they sent me down to live with a... 00:51:00.680 --> 00:51:02.318 - family! - Oh, Francis, no! 00:51:02.480 --> 00:51:04.152 Baby Corp betrayed me! 00:51:04.320 --> 00:51:07.676 And I'm finally going to get revenge... 00:51:08.680 --> 00:51:10.910 with the Forever Puppy. 00:51:11.080 --> 00:51:12.229 - Huh? - That's it? 00:51:12.400 --> 00:51:13.400 No, no. 00:51:13.520 --> 00:51:15.670 Imagine a puppy that never grows up. 00:51:15.880 --> 00:51:19.555 A puppy that stays a puppy forever. 00:51:19.760 --> 00:51:23.150 Once I launch my Forever Puppies to every corner of the world... 00:51:23.360 --> 00:51:24.839 they'll be so adorable... 00:51:25.000 --> 00:51:26.319 How cute! 00:51:26.520 --> 00:51:31.196 ...no one will ever want a baby ever, ever again. 00:51:31.680 --> 00:51:34.148 The end of Baby Corp! 00:51:38.240 --> 00:51:39.389 Please. 00:51:39.560 --> 00:51:42.358 A puppy that never grows up? That's impossible! 00:51:43.000 --> 00:51:44.000 Isn't it? 00:51:44.360 --> 00:51:48.876 It was, until you brought me the key ingredient. 00:51:51.840 --> 00:51:53.717 My secret formula. 00:51:53.920 --> 00:51:55.672 It's mine! It's mine! 00:51:55.880 --> 00:51:57.677 It's all mine. 00:51:57.880 --> 00:51:58.517 No! 00:51:58.680 --> 00:52:02.389 You brought me the very thing I needed to destroy Baby Corp. 00:52:02.560 --> 00:52:03.913 - No! - Yes! 00:52:04.360 --> 00:52:06.078 You walked right into my trap! 00:52:06.240 --> 00:52:08.216 - You'll never get away with this! - Yeah, not if we... 00:52:08.240 --> 00:52:09.719 What? Tell? 00:52:09.880 --> 00:52:12.075 Who are you gonna tell, Tim? Your parents? 00:52:12.240 --> 00:52:13.240 Where are the boys? 00:52:13.440 --> 00:52:15.078 I told them to stay in the Puppy Zone. 00:52:15.240 --> 00:52:17.390 I'm taking them both with me to Las Vegas. 00:52:17.560 --> 00:52:19.551 So stay out of my way. 00:52:19.720 --> 00:52:23.269 I'd hate for them to get terminated. 00:52:23.880 --> 00:52:25.279 They'd never leave us alone. 00:52:25.440 --> 00:52:26.475 Oh, really? 00:52:28.440 --> 00:52:30.874 Wait until they meet Puppy Co's certified... 00:52:31.080 --> 00:52:34.231 in-house childcare expert. 00:52:37.960 --> 00:52:39.313 Oh, no. 00:52:42.400 --> 00:52:44.550 - Don't be nervous, buddy. - It's only overnight. 00:52:44.760 --> 00:52:46.080 We'll be back before you know it. 00:52:46.240 --> 00:52:48.310 Besides, you boys are in great hands. 00:52:51.920 --> 00:52:53.114 That's right! 00:52:53.280 --> 00:52:56.795 Eugenia is practically perfect in every way. 00:52:56.960 --> 00:52:57.756 No. 00:52:57.920 --> 00:53:00.753 Please don't go with him. Francis Francis is trying to... 00:53:00.920 --> 00:53:02.069 Believe me... 00:53:02.280 --> 00:53:04.919 Eugenia won't take her eyes off your children. 00:53:05.080 --> 00:53:07.150 Not for one second. 00:53:07.320 --> 00:53:08.992 That's very reassuring. 00:53:09.520 --> 00:53:11.431 Now you see them. 00:53:12.040 --> 00:53:14.190 And now, you don't. 00:53:16.440 --> 00:53:17.475 Too-da-loo! 00:53:19.880 --> 00:53:21.108 To the airport! 00:53:33.800 --> 00:53:35.870 It's over. I'm through. 00:53:36.040 --> 00:53:37.155 What do we do, Templeton? 00:53:37.320 --> 00:53:38.320 What do we do? 00:53:38.400 --> 00:53:40.755 We have to get to the airport and stop Francis Francis... 00:53:40.920 --> 00:53:42.353 before the plane takes off! 00:53:42.520 --> 00:53:45.318 Yes! But how do we get past Scary Poppins down there? 00:53:45.480 --> 00:53:47.357 Okay. There must be something we can do. 00:53:55.320 --> 00:53:56.673 Hey, it's not that bad. 00:53:59.360 --> 00:54:00.360 Are you okay? 00:54:03.600 --> 00:54:04.749 What's the matter with you? 00:54:07.680 --> 00:54:08.999 Don't look at me! 00:54:10.200 --> 00:54:11.200 Oh, no! 00:54:11.240 --> 00:54:13.151 Without that formula, I turn into a normal baby. 00:54:13.320 --> 00:54:15.959 You know, goo-goo, ga-ga. The whole bit! 00:54:16.120 --> 00:54:17.120 Oh, no! 00:54:18.400 --> 00:54:19.400 Gross! 00:54:21.880 --> 00:54:24.314 I'm a ticking baby time bomb! 00:54:24.480 --> 00:54:28.917 I'm going to turn into a puking, pooping, helpless baby! 00:54:29.240 --> 00:54:32.073 Wait a second. That gives me an idea. 00:54:32.240 --> 00:54:33.355 What? What is it? 00:54:33.520 --> 00:54:35.556 I've been through a lot of babysitters... 00:54:35.720 --> 00:54:37.915 and they all fear one thing. 00:54:48.800 --> 00:54:51.997 Now, ladies, the secret to deep fried butter... 00:54:52.160 --> 00:54:54.720 is a healthy dab of margarine. 00:54:56.160 --> 00:54:57.832 Hey, Mr. Lady Man! 00:54:58.760 --> 00:55:00.557 The baby. I think he's sick! 00:55:03.080 --> 00:55:04.718 You gotta do something! 00:55:07.240 --> 00:55:08.958 Oh, the horror! 00:55:15.880 --> 00:55:17.996 - Templeton! - Delicious! 00:55:21.320 --> 00:55:22.719 Gross! It got in your mouth! 00:55:23.520 --> 00:55:25.397 It got in my mouth, too! 00:55:26.640 --> 00:55:28.119 I think I'm gonna be sick! 00:55:33.880 --> 00:55:34.880 Swirly! 00:55:39.760 --> 00:55:41.796 There's only an hour before the plane takes off. 00:55:42.320 --> 00:55:43.389 Let's take the bike. 00:55:43.560 --> 00:55:44.754 The bike? 00:55:45.440 --> 00:55:46.714 I don't know. 00:55:48.320 --> 00:55:49.036 Let's move! 00:55:49.240 --> 00:55:50.416 - Okay, but wait right here! - What? 00:55:50.440 --> 00:55:51.839 Where are you going? Templeton! 00:55:52.000 --> 00:55:53.399 Always wear a helmet. 00:55:55.680 --> 00:55:57.398 Too-da-loo, toilet head! 00:56:00.360 --> 00:56:01.588 You'll never catch us! 00:56:18.680 --> 00:56:19.680 Staci! 00:56:19.720 --> 00:56:20.914 Staci, come in! 00:56:21.640 --> 00:56:23.073 Oh, Staci! 00:56:23.240 --> 00:56:24.958 - Is that you, boss? - Code red! 00:56:25.120 --> 00:56:27.429 I'm being chased by a killer babysitter! Gather the team! 00:56:27.520 --> 00:56:28.520 On it, boss. 00:56:29.080 --> 00:56:29.876 - Hello! - Hello! 00:56:30.040 --> 00:56:31.268 - Hello! - Code red. 00:56:31.440 --> 00:56:32.440 Got it! 00:56:35.560 --> 00:56:36.834 We got a code red. Repeat... 00:56:37.000 --> 00:56:38.194 We got a code red! 00:56:40.920 --> 00:56:42.512 What are you doing, Templeton? Go, go! 00:56:42.680 --> 00:56:43.795 But that's jaywalking! 00:56:44.000 --> 00:56:45.080 Here, I'll pay your ticket. 00:56:45.160 --> 00:56:46.160 Go! 00:56:54.080 --> 00:56:55.229 I think we lost him! 00:56:56.880 --> 00:56:58.472 Oh, no, we didn't! 00:57:05.640 --> 00:57:06.959 Flower power! 00:57:19.160 --> 00:57:21.913 Pow, pow, pow! 00:57:22.360 --> 00:57:23.360 That's my boy! 00:57:25.160 --> 00:57:26.388 Poppy! 00:57:36.480 --> 00:57:37.708 Run, run, run. 00:57:46.480 --> 00:57:47.276 Uh-oh. 00:57:47.480 --> 00:57:48.913 Run, run, run. 00:58:09.560 --> 00:58:11.152 Tim, you've gotta go faster! 00:58:11.320 --> 00:58:12.639 I can't do it! 00:58:12.840 --> 00:58:14.068 You can. 00:58:14.240 --> 00:58:16.310 You've got it in you, Templeton. Now, eyes ahead. 00:58:16.480 --> 00:58:17.708 I said eyes ahead, son! 00:58:17.880 --> 00:58:20.030 Buttocks up! Now pedal like you mean it! 00:58:20.200 --> 00:58:23.237 Either you run the day, or the day runs you. 00:58:24.920 --> 00:58:25.920 Good! 00:58:26.560 --> 00:58:27.629 Uh-oh! 00:58:27.800 --> 00:58:30.109 My training wheels! I can't ride without training wheels! 00:58:30.280 --> 00:58:33.397 Whether you think you can or you think you can't, you're right! 00:58:33.560 --> 00:58:34.709 What are you talking about? 00:58:34.880 --> 00:58:37.440 The path to success is not a straight line, Templeton... 00:58:37.600 --> 00:58:39.079 but rather a wild ride... 00:58:39.280 --> 00:58:40.280 like a ship at sea. 00:58:40.400 --> 00:58:41.719 And you're a sea captain... 00:58:41.880 --> 00:58:43.598 taming a turbulent ocean! 00:58:46.040 --> 00:58:48.270 I'm a sea captain, taming the ocean! 00:58:52.320 --> 00:58:53.070 Good! 00:58:53.240 --> 00:58:54.912 Tree! I'm gonna hit it! 00:58:55.080 --> 00:58:57.036 Aim for failure, and you'll always succeed. 00:58:57.200 --> 00:58:58.599 - What? - Aim away from failure! 00:59:01.200 --> 00:59:02.792 I'm doing it. I'm doing it! 00:59:02.960 --> 00:59:04.871 Once success is a habit... 00:59:05.040 --> 00:59:06.359 then it's all downhill. 00:59:07.200 --> 00:59:08.200 Look! 00:59:08.320 --> 00:59:09.719 There they are! Mom, Dad! 00:59:12.160 --> 00:59:13.160 - Train! - Choo-choo! 00:59:15.080 --> 00:59:16.080 Stop! 00:59:16.840 --> 00:59:18.353 What are you doing? 00:59:20.640 --> 00:59:22.960 - We're gonna make it. - But I don't have a quote for this! 00:59:37.640 --> 00:59:38.709 You did it! 00:59:38.880 --> 00:59:40.836 No! We did it. 00:59:41.280 --> 00:59:43.475 And all without your training wheels. 00:59:50.360 --> 00:59:51.395 Coming through! 00:59:51.560 --> 00:59:52.709 Baby on board! 00:59:52.880 --> 00:59:53.995 Hang on to your diaper! 00:59:55.480 --> 00:59:56.799 Duck and cover! 00:59:58.520 --> 00:59:59.589 Hold it, buddy! 00:59:59.760 --> 01:00:01.352 I'm gonna need a strip search on two. 01:00:06.160 --> 01:00:07.991 There they are! Mom, Dad! 01:00:08.160 --> 01:00:09.229 Hey, not so fast! 01:00:10.440 --> 01:00:11.440 Oh, no. 01:00:13.480 --> 01:00:14.549 Templeton! 01:00:14.720 --> 01:00:16.153 - Hey! - Sorry! 01:00:19.440 --> 01:00:20.555 Hey, where'd you go? 01:00:21.840 --> 01:00:22.670 Oh, no! 01:00:22.840 --> 01:00:23.955 Not again! 01:00:24.120 --> 01:00:25.269 Not now! 01:00:26.800 --> 01:00:27.835 What the...? 01:00:31.520 --> 01:00:32.316 No, no, no! 01:00:32.520 --> 01:00:33.635 Come on! 01:00:33.800 --> 01:00:35.631 I think I ate $1.75. 01:00:35.800 --> 01:00:39.031 Excuse me, coming through! Mom, Dad! 01:00:39.880 --> 01:00:40.915 Hurry now! Move! 01:00:41.080 --> 01:00:42.256 We don't wanna miss our flight! 01:00:42.280 --> 01:00:43.872 - No! - I warned you! 01:00:44.720 --> 01:00:45.720 Wait! 01:00:47.240 --> 01:00:48.468 - No! - No. 01:00:48.640 --> 01:00:50.437 Mom, Dad! Stop! 01:00:52.400 --> 01:00:53.400 No! 01:00:54.240 --> 01:00:56.151 No, no, no. 01:01:00.400 --> 01:01:01.958 They're gone. 01:01:03.600 --> 01:01:04.669 I failed. 01:01:06.160 --> 01:01:09.072 I would've gotten to my parents if I didn't have to go back for you! 01:01:09.240 --> 01:01:11.595 What? We would have been here in plenty of time... 01:01:11.760 --> 01:01:13.680 if you knew how to ride a bike like a normal kid! 01:01:13.840 --> 01:01:15.956 We're never going to stop the launch on time. 01:01:16.120 --> 01:01:18.236 Who cares? My parents are in danger. 01:01:18.440 --> 01:01:21.000 I care! Baby Corp is going to go out of business. 01:01:21.800 --> 01:01:23.040 That's all you ever talk about. 01:01:23.200 --> 01:01:25.634 You don't even know what it's like to be part of a family. 01:01:25.800 --> 01:01:27.680 And you don't know what it's like to have a job! 01:01:27.840 --> 01:01:32.311 You don't know anything about hugs, or bedtime stories, or special songs! 01:01:32.480 --> 01:01:34.948 Oh, please! Stop acting like a baby. 01:01:35.120 --> 01:01:36.120 You're a baby! 01:01:36.800 --> 01:01:37.869 You take that back. 01:01:38.040 --> 01:01:40.110 My life was perfect until you showed up! 01:01:40.280 --> 01:01:43.431 Believe me, kid, the feeling is mutual. I wish I'd never met you! 01:01:43.600 --> 01:01:45.113 I wish you'd never been born! 01:01:56.200 --> 01:01:57.553 Where are you going? 01:02:00.040 --> 01:02:01.040 Fine! 01:02:09.360 --> 01:02:12.830 Blackbird singing in the dead of night 01:02:13.840 --> 01:02:17.833 Take these broken wings and learn to fly 01:02:19.040 --> 01:02:21.235 All your life 01:02:23.000 --> 01:02:27.994 You were only waiting For this moment to arise 01:02:31.320 --> 01:02:34.676 Would Timothy Templeton please pick up the white courtesy phone? 01:02:34.840 --> 01:02:39.516 Timothy Leslie Templeton, please pick up the white courtesy phone. 01:02:39.680 --> 01:02:41.079 Leslie. 01:02:42.840 --> 01:02:43.670 Hello? 01:02:43.840 --> 01:02:45.990 It's me. Don't hang up, Tim! 01:02:48.000 --> 01:02:51.549 Tim, I wasn't born. I was hired. 01:02:51.720 --> 01:02:52.994 What do you mean? 01:02:53.200 --> 01:02:55.668 Baby Corp is the only home I've ever known. 01:02:57.280 --> 01:02:59.669 So you're right. I don't know what it's like... 01:02:59.880 --> 01:03:01.199 to be part of a family. 01:03:03.600 --> 01:03:04.953 But I do care. 01:03:05.120 --> 01:03:06.189 You do? 01:03:06.360 --> 01:03:07.509 Yeah. 01:03:07.720 --> 01:03:11.633 And the only way to save both is to stop Francis Francis. 01:03:11.800 --> 01:03:12.630 Yeah. 01:03:12.800 --> 01:03:14.631 I can't do this without you, Tim. 01:03:15.720 --> 01:03:17.119 I need you. 01:03:17.280 --> 01:03:20.033 - I guess we do make a pretty good team. - No. 01:03:20.440 --> 01:03:23.477 Literally, I can't reach the door knobs. 01:03:23.640 --> 01:03:24.868 Oh, right. 01:03:25.600 --> 01:03:26.953 Don't worry, Tim. 01:03:27.120 --> 01:03:28.792 We're gonna save your parents. 01:03:29.640 --> 01:03:31.232 And your company. 01:03:31.880 --> 01:03:33.757 But how do we get to Vegas now? 01:03:33.920 --> 01:03:36.070 We're gonna need a miracle. 01:03:46.400 --> 01:03:47.594 Follow that Elvis! 01:03:47.800 --> 01:03:48.800 Why? 01:03:49.280 --> 01:03:50.998 Where there's Elvis, there's Vegas! 01:03:51.160 --> 01:03:52.229 There's another one! 01:03:53.320 --> 01:03:54.389 And another one! 01:03:55.000 --> 01:03:56.228 Elvises everywhere! 01:03:57.760 --> 01:03:59.671 Tim, there's our flight! 01:04:00.080 --> 01:04:01.308 And there goes our ticket! 01:04:08.440 --> 01:04:09.759 Hey! Don't be cruel! 01:04:09.920 --> 01:04:11.069 Sorry! 01:04:11.760 --> 01:04:13.079 - Well, thank you! - Oh, baby! 01:04:13.280 --> 01:04:14.474 Well, thank you very much. 01:04:14.640 --> 01:04:15.640 Hello. 01:04:16.200 --> 01:04:17.918 Hi. 01:04:18.120 --> 01:04:19.838 Ticket please. 01:04:19.960 --> 01:04:21.279 One moment. 01:04:23.520 --> 01:04:24.589 It's been stolen! 01:04:24.800 --> 01:04:27.075 Impersonating an Elvis impersonator? 01:04:27.200 --> 01:04:27.791 Get him! 01:04:27.840 --> 01:04:28.875 Humina, humina, humina. 01:04:30.280 --> 01:04:31.280 Stop! 01:04:32.120 --> 01:04:33.269 The ghost of Elvis! 01:04:35.800 --> 01:04:36.835 We gotta find seats! 01:04:37.000 --> 01:04:38.115 Come on, this way! 01:04:47.360 --> 01:04:48.634 What is this place? 01:04:48.800 --> 01:04:51.997 This, Templeton, is first class. 01:04:52.200 --> 01:04:53.315 Why is it empty? 01:04:53.480 --> 01:04:54.799 No one can afford it. 01:04:54.960 --> 01:04:58.077 That's what makes it so wonderful. 01:04:58.800 --> 01:05:00.631 Hello! This is Captain Ross. 01:05:00.800 --> 01:05:02.791 Ladies and gentlemen, and those in coach... 01:05:03.000 --> 01:05:05.912 please fasten your seat belts. We're about to take off. 01:05:07.040 --> 01:05:08.519 What's the matter, Templeton? 01:05:09.320 --> 01:05:13.313 My parents always hold my hand during takeoff. 01:05:21.000 --> 01:05:23.594 Boy, the stocks are crazy today. 01:05:32.280 --> 01:05:34.077 Ladies and gentlemen, Captain Ross again. 01:05:34.280 --> 01:05:36.336 As you can see, I've switched off the seat belt sign. 01:05:36.360 --> 01:05:38.271 What are you two boys doi ng up here? 01:05:39.840 --> 01:05:41.512 We're Captain Ross's kids. 01:05:41.680 --> 01:05:43.033 He told us to sit here. 01:05:43.720 --> 01:05:46.393 Well, can I get you special guys anything? 01:05:46.560 --> 01:05:47.560 Anything? 01:05:47.720 --> 01:05:49.073 Anything. 01:05:51.040 --> 01:05:52.951 Aye! All right, Francis Francis. 01:05:53.120 --> 01:05:55.759 This will teach you to kidnap the parents of One-Eyed Tim. 01:05:57.040 --> 01:05:59.110 Oh, please. If only it were that easy. 01:05:59.280 --> 01:06:00.554 What's your plan? 01:06:00.720 --> 01:06:02.280 You're not gonna write a memo, are you? 01:06:03.560 --> 01:06:04.560 No. 01:06:04.880 --> 01:06:07.161 Come on. You said you never really had a childhood, right? 01:06:07.240 --> 01:06:08.389 Why don't you give it a try? 01:06:08.560 --> 01:06:09.879 - No, I can't. - It's fun! 01:06:10.040 --> 01:06:11.758 Here, let's get you into character. 01:06:11.920 --> 01:06:13.399 I don't know. I feel silly! 01:06:13.560 --> 01:06:15.312 Go on! Say something mean to him. 01:06:15.480 --> 01:06:16.760 All right, all right, all right. 01:06:18.880 --> 01:06:22.236 So, you went to a community college, is it? 01:06:22.400 --> 01:06:23.230 I don't know. 01:06:23.400 --> 01:06:24.230 Keep going! 01:06:24.400 --> 01:06:27.995 And you have the guts to ask me for a bonus, now? 01:06:28.720 --> 01:06:29.550 See! 01:06:29.720 --> 01:06:31.119 Now you're getting into it. 01:06:31.280 --> 01:06:32.280 Huh? 01:06:33.240 --> 01:06:35.231 Well, blow me down. 01:06:35.400 --> 01:06:37.550 Your exit interview is over! 01:06:39.120 --> 01:06:40.155 That was pretty good. 01:06:40.600 --> 01:06:41.600 Who was that guy anyway? 01:06:41.760 --> 01:06:43.318 - The captain! - What? 01:06:45.320 --> 01:06:46.320 En garde! 01:06:54.000 --> 01:06:55.000 Heave! 01:06:55.640 --> 01:06:56.640 Ho! 01:06:59.640 --> 01:07:00.675 Thar she blows! 01:07:07.280 --> 01:07:08.599 Watch your stern! 01:07:09.440 --> 01:07:12.000 - Aye! - Dodge, parry, and thrust! 01:07:12.160 --> 01:07:13.513 Sounds like a heck of a law firm! 01:07:13.680 --> 01:07:15.636 Nice try! Heads up! 01:07:16.200 --> 01:07:17.792 You're fired! 01:07:17.960 --> 01:07:20.428 And here's your severance package. Ha! 01:07:20.640 --> 01:07:23.108 Wait. You're not supposed to end with "Ha!" 01:07:23.280 --> 01:07:24.280 You're not? 01:07:24.800 --> 01:07:26.791 You're supposed to end with "Argh!" 01:07:26.960 --> 01:07:28.313 Got it! Argh! 01:07:30.560 --> 01:07:31.560 That's great! 01:07:31.680 --> 01:07:33.477 Thanks! I just went with the flow. 01:07:33.640 --> 01:07:35.710 Ladies and gentlemen, and those in coach... 01:07:35.880 --> 01:07:37.313 on the left side of the plane... 01:07:37.480 --> 01:07:40.950 you can see we're approaching fabulous Las Vegas. 01:07:45.800 --> 01:07:46.869 Land ho! 01:07:47.080 --> 01:07:48.479 Ahoy, matey. 01:07:57.320 --> 01:07:58.520 Bye, Dad! Thanks for the lift! 01:07:58.720 --> 01:08:00.153 - Okay. What? - Let's move. 01:08:00.320 --> 01:08:02.496 - Going to the Heartbreak Hotel? - I'm going to the Heartbreak Hotel. 01:08:02.520 --> 01:08:03.520 - Me, too! - Me, too! 01:08:03.600 --> 01:08:04.600 Me, too! 01:08:08.880 --> 01:08:10.598 We've gotta get to the convention center. 01:08:10.760 --> 01:08:12.034 Should we get a taxi? 01:08:12.200 --> 01:08:15.431 Darn! I spent all my per diem. That's more our speed. 01:08:18.880 --> 01:08:19.880 Right. 01:08:21.040 --> 01:08:22.871 Excuse me, ladies. 01:08:23.520 --> 01:08:24.839 Can we get a ride home? 01:08:25.000 --> 01:08:28.515 Jimmy's been sick, and he needs his expensive medicine. 01:08:30.760 --> 01:08:32.273 Where do you live, sweetie? 01:08:32.440 --> 01:08:34.954 The convention center. 01:08:39.920 --> 01:08:41.433 Bye, sweetie! 01:08:41.600 --> 01:08:43.033 Have a fun lady party! 01:08:43.200 --> 01:08:44.633 Chicks dig babies. 01:08:45.440 --> 01:08:48.273 The people of Long Island do not know how to make an iced tea. 01:08:49.880 --> 01:08:53.031 Oh, no! How are we gonna find my parents in here? 01:08:53.200 --> 01:08:53.950 Tim! 01:08:54.120 --> 01:08:55.120 Over there. 01:08:55.480 --> 01:08:56.879 Okay, now where's Puppy Co? 01:08:57.040 --> 01:08:59.031 Puppy Co, Puppy Co, Puppy Co... 01:08:59.200 --> 01:09:00.952 Aha! Here it is. Found it! 01:09:04.400 --> 01:09:05.628 But how did you...? 01:09:06.240 --> 01:09:08.071 Hey! Where'd you go? 01:09:13.000 --> 01:09:14.000 Not again! 01:09:15.440 --> 01:09:17.237 Come on! I need you! 01:09:18.120 --> 01:09:19.314 I'm back! I'm back. 01:09:20.640 --> 01:09:21.914 What's going on? 01:09:22.080 --> 01:09:23.080 That's right. 01:09:23.240 --> 01:09:27.119 We're gonna launch a brand new puppy in every continent. 01:09:27.280 --> 01:09:28.952 In every country! 01:09:29.120 --> 01:09:33.796 We're going to take over the world, one heart at a time. 01:09:36.680 --> 01:09:38.750 - Tim, there they are! - Mom, Dad! 01:09:38.920 --> 01:09:41.070 Imagine a puppy that never grows up... 01:09:41.280 --> 01:09:43.157 never gets old. 01:09:43.840 --> 01:09:47.992 A puppy that stays a puppy forever. 01:09:48.680 --> 01:09:52.434 I give you the only thing you'll ever love... 01:09:52.600 --> 01:09:55.034 the Forever Puppy! 01:10:00.120 --> 01:10:01.120 Mommy? 01:10:03.720 --> 01:10:05.119 Avert your eyes, Templeton! 01:10:07.960 --> 01:10:09.359 Hey! What are you doing here? 01:10:10.640 --> 01:10:11.436 Mom, Dad! 01:10:11.640 --> 01:10:12.959 What are they doing here? 01:10:13.120 --> 01:10:14.792 What are Tim and the baby doing here? 01:10:14.960 --> 01:10:17.269 What are any of us doing here, really? 01:10:17.480 --> 01:10:19.198 What is going on here? 01:10:19.720 --> 01:10:20.720 He's got my parents! 01:10:20.800 --> 01:10:22.631 We're really here to get them. 01:10:22.800 --> 01:10:23.550 Get them! 01:10:23.720 --> 01:10:25.995 Get the Forever Puppy! 01:10:27.320 --> 01:10:28.548 We've got to get backstage. 01:10:31.480 --> 01:10:32.629 In there! 01:10:34.320 --> 01:10:35.320 Run! 01:10:39.320 --> 01:10:40.673 Go, go, go! 01:10:43.000 --> 01:10:45.514 Left, right! Left, right! Left, right! 01:10:49.680 --> 01:10:50.680 Yes! 01:10:54.760 --> 01:10:56.830 Fart. Poop. Doodie. 01:10:57.760 --> 01:11:00.069 Look at all that formula. 01:11:06.080 --> 01:11:07.991 Now that's how you launch a product. 01:11:08.200 --> 01:11:09.200 Oh, no! 01:11:09.840 --> 01:11:11.512 He's putting them under the rocket! 01:11:23.520 --> 01:11:25.875 Elvis has left the building! 01:11:30.080 --> 01:11:31.559 Mom, Dad... 01:11:31.760 --> 01:11:32.760 I'm coming! 01:11:32.880 --> 01:11:34.916 Atta boy! Go, Tim! Go, go! 01:11:39.040 --> 01:11:40.189 Launch initiated. 01:11:40.400 --> 01:11:44.439 I'm launching my Forever Puppies, and there's nothing you can do about it! 01:11:44.760 --> 01:11:45.760 No! 01:11:46.920 --> 01:11:49.480 Baby Corp stole all the love from me... 01:11:49.640 --> 01:11:51.790 and now I'm going to take it back from them. 01:11:51.960 --> 01:11:53.760 You should understand what I'm talking about. 01:11:54.080 --> 01:11:56.992 You got replaced just like me! 01:11:57.160 --> 01:11:58.718 No! I'm nothing like you! 01:11:58.880 --> 01:11:59.880 Bratty kid! 01:12:00.080 --> 01:12:02.594 Let our parents go! His parents. The parents. 01:12:02.760 --> 01:12:03.760 Yeah! 01:12:03.920 --> 01:12:06.280 You could have had your parents' love all to yourself again! 01:12:06.400 --> 01:12:07.230 But no! 01:12:07.400 --> 01:12:08.400 You blew it! 01:12:08.760 --> 01:12:10.796 You let that baby boss you around. 01:12:10.960 --> 01:12:11.995 He doesn't work for me. 01:12:12.160 --> 01:12:13.559 We're partners! 01:12:14.840 --> 01:12:16.273 I'm not ticklish. 01:12:16.960 --> 01:12:18.154 Hey! Where's the baby? 01:12:18.320 --> 01:12:19.753 Everyone has a tickle spot! 01:12:19.920 --> 01:12:20.670 My ears! 01:12:20.840 --> 01:12:22.159 Stop it! 01:12:23.760 --> 01:12:24.988 Little brats! 01:12:31.600 --> 01:12:34.990 Nothing is going to get in the way of my vengeance. 01:12:35.200 --> 01:12:36.952 Not you, not anybody! 01:12:37.160 --> 01:12:38.639 Baby Corp is through. 01:12:38.800 --> 01:12:40.279 I win! Ha! 01:12:40.440 --> 01:12:41.440 Wrong! 01:12:42.320 --> 01:12:44.197 You're not supposed to end with "Ha!" 01:12:45.440 --> 01:12:47.271 - That's right! - What? 01:12:47.440 --> 01:12:49.112 You're supposed to end with... 01:12:49.280 --> 01:12:50.429 Argh! 01:12:51.280 --> 01:12:52.315 En garde! 01:12:54.800 --> 01:12:55.630 You're fired! 01:12:55.800 --> 01:12:57.791 And here's your severance package! 01:13:03.960 --> 01:13:05.632 Take that, you scurvy scallywag! 01:13:05.800 --> 01:13:06.516 Argh! 01:13:06.680 --> 01:13:08.477 One minute and counting. 01:13:12.040 --> 01:13:13.314 - Help! - Anybody! 01:13:14.320 --> 01:13:17.073 Tim! What are you doing? 01:13:18.840 --> 01:13:19.840 No! 01:13:20.200 --> 01:13:21.713 Mom, Dad, I'm coming! 01:13:21.880 --> 01:13:22.995 Is that you? 01:13:23.320 --> 01:13:25.231 Don't worry, Mom and Dad. I got this! 01:13:25.400 --> 01:13:26.960 - Are you okay? - Is the baby all right? 01:13:27.040 --> 01:13:28.040 Yes, the baby's fine. 01:13:28.160 --> 01:13:29.309 Who was that? 01:13:29.480 --> 01:13:30.993 That was me! 01:13:31.160 --> 01:13:32.229 The baby's fine. 01:13:33.880 --> 01:13:35.154 It won't budge! 01:13:35.320 --> 01:13:36.469 What's happening? 01:13:36.720 --> 01:13:37.720 Wait a second! 01:13:38.000 --> 01:13:39.149 Hey. 01:13:39.320 --> 01:13:40.673 I know a way to move my parents. 01:13:40.840 --> 01:13:42.080 - How? - We can use the puppies! 01:13:42.600 --> 01:13:43.600 Upsies. 01:13:44.000 --> 01:13:45.149 I need upsies. 01:13:45.320 --> 01:13:46.753 But what if you "go baby" again? 01:13:46.920 --> 01:13:48.990 It'll be fine. Fine, fine. 01:13:49.160 --> 01:13:50.160 Fine! 01:13:50.200 --> 01:13:51.553 It'll be fine. 01:13:51.720 --> 01:13:53.153 Hang on to your diaper! 01:14:03.880 --> 01:14:05.029 We're moving! 01:14:05.200 --> 01:14:06.428 Why are we moving? 01:14:06.600 --> 01:14:08.033 All right, Mom and Dad, hang on! 01:14:09.360 --> 01:14:11.191 T-minus 30 seconds. 01:14:11.360 --> 01:14:12.793 Oh, no! Wait! 01:14:13.400 --> 01:14:14.435 Hold on! 01:14:14.600 --> 01:14:15.874 Go, Tim! Get your parents... 01:14:16.360 --> 01:14:17.509 out of here. 01:14:18.640 --> 01:14:19.914 You've gotta jump! 01:14:20.400 --> 01:14:22.072 Come on, it's a piece of cake! 01:14:23.040 --> 01:14:25.190 No! No patty cake! Get down! 01:14:26.560 --> 01:14:29.711 Don't cry. I'm sorry. Please don't cry! 01:14:31.560 --> 01:14:32.629 20 seconds. 01:14:37.760 --> 01:14:39.557 15 seconds. 01:14:45.080 --> 01:14:48.914 Blackbird singing in the dead of night 01:14:50.400 --> 01:14:54.154 Take these broken wings and learn to fly 01:14:56.240 --> 01:14:58.117 All your life 01:14:59.520 --> 01:15:04.275 You were only waiting For this moment to arise 01:15:05.880 --> 01:15:06.949 - Three... - Gotcha! 01:15:07.120 --> 01:15:09.031 ...two, one. 01:15:09.200 --> 01:15:10.235 Blast off! 01:15:23.280 --> 01:15:24.280 Y eah! 01:15:26.080 --> 01:15:28.071 Hey, are you still in there? 01:15:29.760 --> 01:15:30.760 Aha! 01:15:34.920 --> 01:15:36.239 What happened? Did we win? 01:15:36.400 --> 01:15:37.230 - We won! - We won? 01:15:37.400 --> 01:15:40.119 - We won, we won, we won! - We won! Yes! 01:15:41.680 --> 01:15:42.795 Victory nap! 01:15:47.400 --> 01:15:48.549 You ruined everything! 01:15:51.120 --> 01:15:53.031 It's not fair! It's not fair! 01:15:53.200 --> 01:15:54.235 That's not right. 01:15:54.960 --> 01:15:56.712 Now you're really going to pay! 01:15:56.880 --> 01:15:59.838 Oh, yeah? It's time you pick on someone your own size! 01:16:01.840 --> 01:16:02.840 What? 01:16:04.640 --> 01:16:06.437 Eugene! You put me down! 01:16:06.600 --> 01:16:08.431 You hear me? I am the boss of you! 01:16:16.240 --> 01:16:18.800 This time, we'll raise him right. 01:16:22.760 --> 01:16:25.069 I'm sure that's gonna turn out fine. 01:16:25.600 --> 01:16:26.828 Tim, what's happening? 01:16:27.000 --> 01:16:28.592 Mom, Dad, hold on! 01:16:29.960 --> 01:16:30.995 Yes! 01:16:31.560 --> 01:16:32.834 - Tim? - Tim! 01:16:33.000 --> 01:16:34.513 Tim! Are you okay? 01:16:34.680 --> 01:16:35.749 I'm fine. We're fine. 01:16:35.920 --> 01:16:36.920 You saved us. 01:16:37.080 --> 01:16:38.354 You're our hero. 01:16:38.520 --> 01:16:39.919 And a great big brother. 01:16:41.120 --> 01:16:43.156 We love you both so much. 01:16:43.320 --> 01:16:44.435 Both of us? 01:16:44.600 --> 01:16:46.238 With all our heart. 01:16:50.400 --> 01:16:52.118 Let's go home. 01:16:59.880 --> 01:17:01.359 How do I look? 01:17:04.520 --> 01:17:05.999 You look great. 01:17:14.560 --> 01:17:16.391 Well, team, good job. 01:17:16.560 --> 01:17:19.996 Staci, this letter should get you into the school of your choice. 01:17:22.560 --> 01:17:24.357 - Kindergarten? - That's right. 01:17:24.520 --> 01:17:25.873 And if there's anything else... 01:17:26.040 --> 01:17:27.040 How about a raise? 01:17:27.200 --> 01:17:28.394 Staci, you don't get paid. 01:17:28.560 --> 01:17:29.936 - One million ziggity-five! - Eight! 01:17:29.960 --> 01:17:30.960 - A tricycle! - Skates! 01:17:31.000 --> 01:17:31.796 - Candy corn? - Lollipop! 01:17:32.000 --> 01:17:33.000 Deal. 01:17:34.800 --> 01:17:36.518 Best boss ever. 01:17:36.680 --> 01:17:39.319 And you guys don't always have to toe the company line, you know? 01:17:39.480 --> 01:17:40.760 It's okay to think for yourself. 01:17:40.920 --> 01:17:41.750 - No, sir! - No way! 01:17:41.920 --> 01:17:43.035 That's a terrible idea! 01:17:43.200 --> 01:17:44.553 That's the attitude. 01:17:44.760 --> 01:17:45.976 - You're so right! - You've got it, sir! 01:17:46.000 --> 01:17:47.200 - You're the man! - Absolutely! 01:17:48.680 --> 01:17:49.908 Here you go, big guy. 01:17:51.040 --> 01:17:52.234 You've earned it. 01:17:56.240 --> 01:17:57.593 You wanna hug me, don't you? 01:18:01.160 --> 01:18:03.355 I'll miss you too, buddy. Okay. 01:18:06.440 --> 01:18:08.590 - There, there. - It'll be okay, big guy. 01:18:09.080 --> 01:18:10.080 So... 01:18:11.440 --> 01:18:12.440 you did it. 01:18:12.600 --> 01:18:14.750 No. We did it. 01:18:15.440 --> 01:18:18.671 By the way, congratulations on your promotion. 01:18:18.880 --> 01:18:22.668 The corner office, the private potty. All that stuff. 01:18:22.880 --> 01:18:24.359 But, hey! How about you? 01:18:24.520 --> 01:18:26.590 You have your parents all to yourself. 01:18:30.640 --> 01:18:33.438 So what am I gonna tell Mom and Dad after you leave? 01:18:33.640 --> 01:18:34.640 Don't worry. 01:18:34.800 --> 01:18:37.234 Baby Corp has a procedure for situations like this. 01:18:37.440 --> 01:18:40.273 It'll be like I was never born. 01:18:41.560 --> 01:18:42.754 I almost forgot! 01:18:45.320 --> 01:18:47.117 No way! Lam-Lam! 01:18:47.320 --> 01:18:48.799 - You fixed her. - Yep. 01:18:48.960 --> 01:18:51.315 She's as good as new. She's a tough one. 01:18:52.880 --> 01:18:55.314 Well, I guess we both got what we wanted. 01:18:55.480 --> 01:18:56.959 It's a win-win. 01:19:09.000 --> 01:19:10.115 Probably should... 01:19:10.280 --> 01:19:11.280 Yeah. 01:19:11.840 --> 01:19:14.400 So, stay in school. 01:19:14.600 --> 01:19:16.636 I don't really have a choice. 01:19:16.800 --> 01:19:17.800 Yeah, right. 01:19:19.160 --> 01:19:20.991 - Goodbye, Tim. - Bye. 01:19:35.560 --> 01:19:37.118 Yeah, right. 01:20:05.840 --> 01:20:07.831 He left as suddenly as he arrived. 01:20:08.320 --> 01:20:09.070 Bye. 01:20:09.280 --> 01:20:12.477 Finally, my life was perfect again. 01:20:17.880 --> 01:20:22.476 Forget about the baby. 01:20:37.160 --> 01:20:38.160 Oopsies! 01:20:38.280 --> 01:20:39.508 Pardon me, big fella. 01:20:59.360 --> 01:21:01.794 Surprise! 01:21:07.280 --> 01:21:08.952 Hooray! 01:21:40.200 --> 01:21:41.474 Forget about the baby? 01:21:42.880 --> 01:21:44.438 No, thanks. I'm good. 01:21:44.920 --> 01:21:46.114 Okie-dokie. 01:23:21.840 --> 01:23:22.909 Argh. 01:23:37.080 --> 01:23:38.559 Dear Boss Baby... 01:23:38.720 --> 01:23:40.551 I don't usually write very much... 01:23:40.720 --> 01:23:43.757 but now I know that memos are very important things. 01:23:43.920 --> 01:23:46.195 Even though I never went to business school... 01:23:46.360 --> 01:23:48.555 I did learn to share in kindergarten. 01:23:48.720 --> 01:23:51.439 And if there isn't enough love for the two of us... 01:23:51.600 --> 01:23:53.955 then I wanna give you all of mine. 01:24:23.720 --> 01:24:25.392 I would like to offer you a job. 01:24:25.560 --> 01:24:26.675 It will be hard work... 01:24:26.840 --> 01:24:28.876 and there will be no pay. 01:24:29.680 --> 01:24:32.717 But the good news is that you can never be fired. 01:24:34.320 --> 01:24:35.958 And I promise you this. 01:24:36.480 --> 01:24:39.119 Every morning when you wake up, I will be there. 01:24:39.280 --> 01:24:41.589 Every night at dinner, I will be there. 01:24:41.800 --> 01:24:44.268 Every birthday party, every Christmas morning... 01:24:44.440 --> 01:24:45.634 I will be there. 01:24:48.160 --> 01:24:50.754 Year after year after year. 01:24:56.560 --> 01:24:58.676 We will grow old together. 01:25:00.040 --> 01:25:02.235 And you and I will always... 01:25:03.080 --> 01:25:04.080 ...be brothers. 01:25:04.680 --> 01:25:05.680 Always. 01:25:26.600 --> 01:25:29.637 Wake up, little halflings! It's 7:00 a m. 01:25:32.320 --> 01:25:33.992 What's the poi nt, Wizzie? 01:25:34.160 --> 01:25:36.435 Because it's 7:00 a.m. 01:25:36.600 --> 01:25:39.319 I have one job to do, and you make it so difficult. 01:25:43.840 --> 01:25:45.512 It's okay, little halfling. 01:25:45.680 --> 01:25:47.511 Sometimes, I get confused too. 01:25:47.680 --> 01:25:50.240 Especially during daylight savings time. 01:25:50.400 --> 01:25:52.197 Spring forward, fall back. 01:25:52.360 --> 01:25:54.555 We don't even have calendars in the wizard's realm! 01:25:54.720 --> 01:25:58.269 There is no spring, only darkness and winter! 01:25:58.440 --> 01:26:00.715 I'm not confused at all, Wizzie. 01:26:00.920 --> 01:26:01.989 I just miss him. 01:26:15.880 --> 01:26:17.632 Tim, look who's here! 01:26:18.400 --> 01:26:19.958 It's your new baby... 01:26:20.120 --> 01:26:21.189 Brother! 01:26:22.000 --> 01:26:23.479 You're here! You're really here! 01:26:23.640 --> 01:26:24.789 Gentle, gentle. 01:26:24.960 --> 01:26:26.951 You came back! 01:26:27.720 --> 01:26:30.871 Say hello to Theodore Lindsey Templeton. 01:26:31.360 --> 01:26:32.360 Lindsey? 01:26:35.200 --> 01:26:37.111 Who's ticklish? Who's ticklish? 01:26:37.280 --> 01:26:38.474 Here you go. 01:26:42.560 --> 01:26:44.755 So, that's my story. 01:26:46.440 --> 01:26:47.668 Our story. 01:26:48.640 --> 01:26:52.189 Luckily for me and my little brother, it had a happy ending. 01:26:54.200 --> 01:26:56.236 Is that a true story, Daddy? 01:26:56.440 --> 01:26:58.635 Well, sweetie, that's how I remember it. 01:26:58.800 --> 01:27:00.552 - But you know what I found out? - What? 01:27:00.720 --> 01:27:02.950 There's plenty of love for everyone. 01:27:03.120 --> 01:27:04.120 Even me? 01:27:04.200 --> 01:27:05.713 Especially you. 01:27:05.880 --> 01:27:07.279 Just ask your Uncle Ted. 01:27:07.440 --> 01:27:09.749 Hey, kid, I hear you're gonna have a baby sister. 01:27:09.920 --> 01:27:11.194 I wanted a horse. 01:27:11.360 --> 01:27:13.920 Here you go, kid. Go get yourself a horse. 01:27:14.120 --> 01:27:16.873 You know, I'm proud of you, Leslie. 01:27:17.080 --> 01:27:18.672 Back at ya, Lindsey. 01:27:29.040 --> 01:27:31.031 Hi there, baby sister. 01:30:24.880 --> 01:30:25.630 Argh! 01:30:25.800 --> 01:30:26.994 All right, guys. 01:30:27.160 --> 01:30:28.195 Time for bed. 01:30:28.400 --> 01:30:30.470 Come on, Mom. Just a little longer. 01:30:30.640 --> 01:30:31.914 Okay. 01:37:10.200 --> 01:37:13.636 Wake up, little halflings! It's time to leave. 01:37:13.800 --> 01:37:17.190 Go and live your peasant lives. 01:37:18.240 --> 01:37:19.719 Be gone with you! 01:37:22.240 --> 01:37:39.719 جديدترين اخبار فيلم و سريال در کانال تلگرام و اینستاگرام سايت .:: @bollbolljan_com ::.