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♪ Ain't nobody dope as me

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♪ I'm dressed so fresh,
so clean ♪

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♪ So fresh
and so clean, clean ♪

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♪ Don't you think
I'm so sexy? ♪

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♪ I'm dressed so fresh,
so clean... ♪

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<i>Oh, my God!</i>

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Come on. Man!

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♪ I'm dressed so fresh,
so clean... ♪

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I don't know this stuff.

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That's not even close.

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No.

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Teddy! Dinner, baby!

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Your father's waiting!

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♪ Created in the attic,
we are the coolest mother... ♪

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What do you mean,
you're protesting

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the State Achievement Test?

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Sounds like someone's
unprepared.

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- I am prepared.
- Mmm.

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To take a stand.

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Pops, those standardized tests

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are culturally biased.

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They want me to calculate
the average number of manatees

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that are in Florida.

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What does that have to do

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with the African-American
experience?

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You hear that, Gladys?

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We got Minister Louis Farrakhan
at the table.

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You know what, Teddy?

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The last time I checked,

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your twin sister Denise here
is black,

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and she pulled a 1500
on the practice test.

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- It was actually a 1540, Daddy.
- Ah!

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You go, girl. That's my baby.

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Just doing what I do best...
outshining Teddy's butt.

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What's this really all about,
Teddy Bear?

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Hmm?

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Do you need help?

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Is that what this is all about?

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I don't know, Mommy.

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I mean...

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maybe I do need help.

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Help yourself
to the goddamn study book.

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Hell, you get 400 points
just for signing your name.

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You do know how to spell
your name, don't you?

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T-H-E... What?

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You're wrong.

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Ain't no "H" in my name.

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She's spelling your legal name.

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"Theodore."

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Well, there goes
those 400 points.

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She like a Chinese boy
at school.

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Shut your pie hole!

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Everyone take a seat.

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T-H-E...

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Don't even look at him.
Stewart's an asshole.

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Okay, students, please break
the seal on your test books

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and begin.

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Done.

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You finished the whole test?

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No, I'm done with this.

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I'm finished!

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Do I look like a sheep
to you, Marv?

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No.

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You all can continue
to be sheep.

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I'm not gonna be
nobody's sheep.

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Mr. Walker.

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I don't know how

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to make the noise, but you know
what I'm trying to say.

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Y'all can keep falling
for the...

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for the man's plan
if you want to,

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but y'all gonna end up
in stupid student debt.

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You look like bad credit
already.

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This whole section right here

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reeks of Discover cards,
with your broke ass.

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I'm gonna be a winner.
I'm gonna succeed

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in the school of life,
doing real stuff.

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I'm gonna get me
a real fly car,

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and I'm gonna have me
a nice girl.

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Y'all ain't gonna make it.

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Ted, get out!

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Denise got hair on her titties.

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Cat's out of the bag.

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Get out!
You're embarrassing us!

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Y'all some sheep!

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Y'all sheep!

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In your face!

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Ha-ha, stupid.

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Now I'm gonna be rolling
in the dough.

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And by the way, Denise...

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I think Denise
has incredible titties.

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Marv, shut up!

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♪ Hey, Jim, you know
them old sugar daddies ♪

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♪ They be trickin',
they tell them girls ♪

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♪ I said you could have

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♪ Whatever you like,
if you like ♪

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♪ I said you could have

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♪ Whatever you like,
if you like ♪

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♪ Yeah, yeah, stacks on deck

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♪ Patrón on ice

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♪ And we can pop bottles
all night ♪

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♪ And, baby, you could have

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♪ Whatever you like,
if you like ♪

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♪ I said you could have

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♪ Whatever you like,
if you like ♪

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♪ Yeah, baby, I could treat you
so special, so nice ♪

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♪ Gas up a jet for you tonight
and, baby, you could go ♪

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♪ Wherever you like,
if you like ♪

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♪ I said you could have

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♪ Whatever you like,
if you like, yeah ♪

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♪ Any time you want to,
pick up the telephone ♪

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♪ You know it ain't nothin'
to drop a couple stacks... ♪

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This project
has taken over my life.

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- Come on.
- God, I can't wait to sleep.

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Come here.

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- Thank you, baby.
- No problem.

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Oh, I'm so nervous
about tonight.

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Thank God you're coming.

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Why are you nervous?

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Lis, you did an amazing job.

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You're gonna kill this.

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Gonna be the hottest spot
in Atlanta.

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Okay.

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Will, uh...
will the lovely Maya

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be joining us
this evening as well?

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I don't like him.

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Chef Clemont
invited my entire team

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to dinner tonight,
so be nice, okay?

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- Yes.
- Maybe try to compliment her.

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- Okay.
- Love you.

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- Okay. Bye.
- Love you. Have a good day.

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Hey, Maya!

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Hey, Teddy.

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Somebody looks
extremely attractive today.

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Thank you.

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Not that I'm looking at you
the same way

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I look at my woman,
because I wouldn't do that.

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Let's just go. Let's go.

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- I love the weave!
- Teddy!

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Or the wig. Whichever...

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This is my hair.

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- You did that, boo.
- Stop.

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I'm just going to stop.

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You get what I'm trying to do.

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He's jealous of your beauty.

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I blew it.

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I definitely blew that.

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♪ I got a new spring
in my step... ♪

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Oh, look, there's Teddy.

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- Teddy!
- Yo, Teddy!

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♪ It's looking pretty good

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♪ Up ahead...

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My name is Teddy,
and I am here to make

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your barbecue dreams come true.

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Now, Esther,
you're a small woman,

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but I know you have
a big heart,

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which is why I recommend
the Big Steel for you.

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Not a lot of women
can take this much steel,

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- but I know you can.
- Mmm!

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The Pitbull, huh?

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<i>¿Como te llamas?
Me llamo Pitbull.</i>

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<i>¡Dale!</i>

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You're not Spanish, are you?

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I can see it in your eyes,
Morris.

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But I can also tell
that your wife...

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you know, your wife
isn't on the same page.

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I mean, it's not
like she completely

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controls the purse strings.

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Enjoy it.

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Don't you let me down.

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You better stop it, man.

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Don't you start that.

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That was a master class.

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I couldn't get Bobby Flay
to buy that beast.

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You know what?
Once I saw the man purse,

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the guy was putty in my hands.
He really was.

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Teddy, I just want you to know

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you are like the son
I never had.

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Well, I mean, come on,
you got Joe Junior.

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Well, yeah,
but he's the son I do have,

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and I'm just not
all that crazy about it.

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I mean, look at him.

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But my point is this...
all those years ago,

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I took a chance
on a pimply-faced teenager.

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My little Gary Coleman.

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My little Webster.

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And it turned out great
for both of us.

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So I've decided,
when I retire...

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I'm turning Barbecue City...

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over... to you.

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Excuse me?

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What?

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Uh, don't-don't shit me.

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I'm serious.

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Oh, my God, Joe.

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I just got-got goose bumps.

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- Yes!
- I got goose bumps all over.

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I don't know what to say, man.
Thank you.

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No. Thank you...

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son.

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What you talkin' 'bout, Joe?

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You gotta come here, Mr. Drummond.

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Come here.

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All yours, Teddy.

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- What do you think?
- Oh...

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It's amazing.

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- Really?
- Yeah.

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But as your unofficial
financial advisor,

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I'm obligated to tell you

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that this ring is way out
of your budget.

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Relax.

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Lisa's cool as hell.

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She knows who you are.

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Lisa does not know who I am.

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Lisa knows that I'm
a successful barbecue salesman.

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Marvin knows that Teddy's
a high school dropout

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that's living
paycheck to paycheck

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'cause I'm with a woman that's
way above my weight class.

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Your life is built
on a financial house of cards.

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- Stop it.
- The Porsche, the duplex.

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What are you trying to prove?

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Plus, every single time
we go out,

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she offers to pay
for the check.

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The day that I let her
put down her plastic

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is the day that I lose her.

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- And you know that.
- I don't know why I was so nervous.

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- It's coming together.
- Hey.

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- Hi.
- Lisa.

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- Hi!
- <i>Bienvenue.</i>

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Dude, Lisa's the best thing
that ever happened to me.

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I don't want to mess
this one up, man.

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- I told them.
- He did.

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He actually said that.

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- Ooh.
- Look at that.

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- That looks amazing.
- Some dessert.

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- Wow.
- Wow. Thank you.

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- Mmm. - Thank you so much.
- Chef Clemont also said

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that there will be no check.

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This is all on him.

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- Wow.
- I knew he would try this.

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You know what?
Tell him I appreciate it,

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- but I insist on paying.
- Okay.

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- Yeah.
- Okay, well, just wait.

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Well, hold on, now, honey.

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Honey, you don't want
to offend him.

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You're his guest, right?

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Trust me, you never take
a free meal from a client.

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That way,
you don't owe them anything.

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- That's true.
- Thank you, Lisa.

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- I appreciate it.
- You know.

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- Um...
- Whenever you're ready.

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Thank you.

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You know what?
You know what, then, baby?

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If that's the case,
sweetie, then let me...

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No. Baby, this is my thing.

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There's like eight of us.
I got it.

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- You can probably write it off, right?
- Yes.

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I didn't think about that.
It is a business expense.

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- Okay. - Yeah.
- Come on.

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W-W-Wait, wait.
Hold-hold up, Lis.

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It is a business expense,
but, Lis...

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it's clear that Teddy
really wants to treat.

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We're all here celebrating you,
so let him.

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Right, Teddy?

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Yes.

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Wow.

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Yes. Wh-Why aren't we closer?

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- 'Cause you get me.
- Mmm.

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I have it. I got it.

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- I love you.
- Love you back.

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Black love.

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Okay.

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Oh, shit.

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All right, Marvin, hit me.

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Thank you.

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- This is so good.
- One of my favorite things that he does.

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- That caramel tart, he's known for it.
- All right.

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Oh, I gotta get in that.

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Definitely gonna try that.

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Uh-uh.

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- So amazing.
- Aren't these beautiful?

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- He did these just for us.
- Really?

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Yeah.
You should try this caramel.

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I'm gonna... I'm gonna take
a little bit of it.

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- Get in there.
- Take me through... take me through...

00:10:46.593 --> 00:10:48.158
Lisa, take me through.
So this is a chair.

00:10:48.160 --> 00:10:49.293
Straight up, it's a chair.

00:10:49.295 --> 00:10:51.061
I know that much, but what...
tell me about... give me

00:10:51.063 --> 00:10:52.029
the <i>Behind the Music</i>
about the chair.

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Pretend I'm on VH1
or something like that.

00:10:53.265 --> 00:10:55.400
Well, actually, these chairs
have a very interesting story.

00:10:55.402 --> 00:10:56.768
They're from Denmark.

00:10:56.770 --> 00:10:58.770
- Found them in a warehouse.
- Whoa.

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Mid-century, modern,
kind of rounded.

00:11:01.440 --> 00:11:02.372
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:11:02.374 --> 00:11:03.574
I know it's blue and...

00:11:03.576 --> 00:11:05.476
I didn't know you were so into chairs.

00:11:05.478 --> 00:11:06.578
Oh, you would not believe...
I'll go home,

00:11:06.580 --> 00:11:07.779
I'll look at my chair,
I get turned on in a second.

00:11:07.781 --> 00:11:09.814
- It's just a weird fetish.
- You would love these because...

00:11:09.816 --> 00:11:12.282
I don't know if you noticed
the cerulean kind of

00:11:12.284 --> 00:11:13.617
- undertone of the wallpaper...
- Woof.

00:11:13.619 --> 00:11:16.220
...but we kind of wanted
to tie it all together,

00:11:16.222 --> 00:11:18.089
to kind of offset the harder,
more straighter lines,

00:11:18.091 --> 00:11:19.624
- and...
- What is that? I...

00:11:19.626 --> 00:11:21.559
I found this fabric in Italy.
It's 100%...

00:11:21.561 --> 00:11:23.160
Oh, my God.

00:11:23.964 --> 00:11:25.797
Oh, my God!

00:11:25.799 --> 00:11:28.065
- No, no, no!
- What?

00:11:28.067 --> 00:11:29.801
Is there a problem
with the dessert, sir?

00:11:29.803 --> 00:11:31.503
I think that's pubic hair
in the cake.

00:11:31.505 --> 00:11:33.070
- Oh, my God.
- Oh, my gosh.

00:11:33.072 --> 00:11:34.505
Is this pubic hair
in my damn dessert?

00:11:34.507 --> 00:11:35.341
May I?

00:11:37.343 --> 00:11:39.376
- I'm sorry, what?
- May I please take it?

00:11:39.378 --> 00:11:41.178
Literally,
I'm telling you what it is.

00:11:41.180 --> 00:11:42.114
Uh...

00:11:48.087 --> 00:11:50.122
This is way too many pubes.

00:11:51.156 --> 00:11:52.256
What does that mean?

00:11:52.258 --> 00:11:53.625
I mean, one is too many pubes.

00:11:53.627 --> 00:11:55.158
If you could tell the chef.

00:11:55.160 --> 00:11:56.628
Thank you. Thank you for
taking care of this for us.

00:11:56.630 --> 00:11:58.529
I believe you planted these.

00:11:58.531 --> 00:12:00.764
- No, no, no.
- What'd you just say?

00:12:00.766 --> 00:12:02.599
Stop. I got this.
That's insane of you.

00:12:02.601 --> 00:12:04.368
I've known this man
my entire life.

00:12:04.370 --> 00:12:06.504
- He's not a pube planter, sir.
- No, no, no.

00:12:06.506 --> 00:12:08.539
Stop, Marv. Stop.
Maybe you planted them.

00:12:08.541 --> 00:12:10.107
- What?
- Boom.

00:12:10.109 --> 00:12:11.675
I risked my life
coming to this country

00:12:11.677 --> 00:12:13.644
so I can plant pubes on
some random guy's cheesecake?

00:12:13.646 --> 00:12:15.212
I don't know
what you're into, man.

00:12:15.214 --> 00:12:16.880
And I have a flash of news
for you, guy.

00:12:16.882 --> 00:12:19.416
- I man-scape down here.
- Okay.

00:12:19.418 --> 00:12:21.418
That's my woman, and that's
too much information.

00:12:21.420 --> 00:12:23.654
And these are the pubes

00:12:23.656 --> 00:12:25.656
of an African-American guy.

00:12:25.658 --> 00:12:28.224
- Oh, shit.
- What? That's racist, man.

00:12:28.226 --> 00:12:29.459
It's descriptive.

00:12:29.461 --> 00:12:31.395
- "Descriptive," my ass. That's racist.
- Luis?

00:12:31.397 --> 00:12:33.730
That's what they are...
Afro pubes.

00:12:33.732 --> 00:12:34.731
Friends, friends,
what is happening?

00:12:34.733 --> 00:12:35.732
What is happening?

00:12:35.734 --> 00:12:37.167
Pubes and racism.

00:12:37.169 --> 00:12:38.368
Chef Clemont...

00:12:40.271 --> 00:12:41.404
- Mm-hmm.
- All right? I go to take

00:12:41.406 --> 00:12:42.539
a bite of my cheesecake.

00:12:42.541 --> 00:12:44.341
There's what appears
to be pubic hair

00:12:44.343 --> 00:12:45.442
in my cake.

00:12:45.444 --> 00:12:46.677
That he planted with his

00:12:46.679 --> 00:12:48.712
African-American
short-and-curlies.

00:12:48.714 --> 00:12:49.646
Say "African-American" again,

00:12:49.648 --> 00:12:51.515
and I'm-a get dark
and curly in your ass!

00:12:51.517 --> 00:12:53.517
- I will say it again!
- All right, say it again!

00:12:55.387 --> 00:12:56.888
Please, everyone, calm down.

00:12:56.890 --> 00:12:59.156
I am mortified by this.
I am so sorry here, everyone.

00:12:59.158 --> 00:13:01.358
- Uh, the meal is on me.
- No.

00:13:01.360 --> 00:13:02.593
This is what he wants.

00:13:02.595 --> 00:13:04.561
- Luis, I need to speak to you in the kitchen.
- Thank you.

00:13:04.563 --> 00:13:05.562
Go in the kitchen, man.

00:13:05.564 --> 00:13:06.864
You're going to die.

00:13:06.866 --> 00:13:08.699
Luis, I need to speak to you
in the kitchen.

00:13:08.701 --> 00:13:10.233
You messed with the wrong guy.

00:13:10.235 --> 00:13:11.435
Luis, right now.

00:13:11.437 --> 00:13:12.669
- Right now.
- You better go.

00:13:12.671 --> 00:13:13.704
Okay, baby, just...

00:13:13.706 --> 00:13:14.938
You better go!

00:13:14.940 --> 00:13:16.840
- Gotta be kidding me.
- Chef, please,

00:13:16.842 --> 00:13:19.209
- he's been...
- I, uh... I don't want to get into it.

00:13:19.211 --> 00:13:21.612
Feel like it's a cloud
of racism around me.

00:13:23.449 --> 00:13:24.848
Teddy, what is going on?

00:13:24.850 --> 00:13:26.516
Haven't we had
enough surprises tonight?

00:13:26.518 --> 00:13:28.517
Well, I promise you

00:13:28.519 --> 00:13:31.254
that this one
will be worth it, okay?

00:13:31.256 --> 00:13:32.623
Oh, my God.

00:13:32.625 --> 00:13:34.458
What's all this?

00:13:34.460 --> 00:13:37.628
Well, I will tell you
what's going on.

00:13:37.630 --> 00:13:39.395
So, listen to this.

00:13:39.397 --> 00:13:42.332
Joe told me today
that when he retires

00:13:42.334 --> 00:13:44.234
he's leaving all of this to me.

00:13:44.236 --> 00:13:46.803
- Baby, that's amazing.
- I mean, it's life-changing.

00:13:46.805 --> 00:13:49.271
- Yeah.
- And maybe you could

00:13:49.273 --> 00:13:51.574
put your touch on this place,
change the design,

00:13:51.576 --> 00:13:53.342
help take it to the next level?

00:13:53.344 --> 00:13:54.745
I'm so proud of you. Yeah.

00:13:54.747 --> 00:13:55.946
- Maybe we expand?
- Yes.

00:13:55.948 --> 00:13:57.381
- Franchise, even?
- Yeah.

00:13:57.383 --> 00:13:58.682
Yes. Oh, yeah.

00:13:58.684 --> 00:14:00.383
Baby, we-we could do a lot
with this place.

00:14:00.385 --> 00:14:01.685
First of all,
we could change the logo.

00:14:01.687 --> 00:14:03.887
"Barbecue Nation."
"Barbecue Safari."

00:14:03.889 --> 00:14:05.622
I mean, there are
so many things we could do.

00:14:05.624 --> 00:14:06.990
Honestly, I have so many ideas.

00:14:06.992 --> 00:14:08.159
I...

00:14:10.429 --> 00:14:12.328
I just know that with you
by my side,

00:14:12.330 --> 00:14:13.699
that anything is possible.

00:14:18.270 --> 00:14:20.372
Oh, my God.

00:14:26.678 --> 00:14:28.878
- Yes.
- Yes?

00:14:28.880 --> 00:14:30.947
- Yes! Yes!
- Yes?

00:14:30.949 --> 00:14:32.716
Mmm.

00:14:32.718 --> 00:14:34.519
Mmm, mmm.

00:14:35.620 --> 00:14:36.787
Wait, the ring. Here.

00:14:36.789 --> 00:14:38.254
You gotta put the...
put the ring on.

00:14:38.256 --> 00:14:39.522
Oh, my God.

00:14:39.524 --> 00:14:41.892
- I love it.
- Let's celebrate, then.

00:14:41.894 --> 00:14:44.326
- Huh? You know I had to get some champagne.
- Oh, my God.

00:14:44.328 --> 00:14:46.328
I said, "Look, uh, my baby
gonna like it."

00:14:47.766 --> 00:14:49.732
Let me pour some
champagne for my fiancée.

00:14:49.734 --> 00:14:51.300
"Fiancée."

00:14:51.302 --> 00:14:52.968
All right, let's make a toast.

00:14:52.970 --> 00:14:55.507
- To us.
- To us.

00:15:00.678 --> 00:15:01.877
- Baby?
- Hmm?

00:15:01.879 --> 00:15:03.045
Do you smell gas?

00:15:03.047 --> 00:15:04.647
I was nervous, babe.

00:15:04.649 --> 00:15:06.750
I didn't know you'd smell it.
I tried to...

00:15:06.752 --> 00:15:08.417
No, that's, um...

00:15:08.419 --> 00:15:10.352
Actual... like, the propane?

00:15:10.354 --> 00:15:11.487
Why don't you go stand outside,

00:15:11.489 --> 00:15:13.789
I'll situate everything
in here, and I'll get you home.

00:15:13.791 --> 00:15:14.957
- Okay.
- Love you.

00:15:14.959 --> 00:15:16.325
Be ready.

00:15:16.327 --> 00:15:17.561
Mm-hmm.

00:15:17.563 --> 00:15:19.295
<i>So, guys...</i>

00:15:19.297 --> 00:15:22.800
my sweet little Teddy Bear
just popped the question.

00:15:26.804 --> 00:15:27.972
And big surprise...

00:15:30.809 --> 00:15:32.776
I said yes!

00:15:32.778 --> 00:15:34.543
Shit!

00:15:40.718 --> 00:15:43.720
Oh, shit. Oh, shit!

00:15:43.722 --> 00:15:45.554
Oh, God! Baby.

00:15:48.960 --> 00:15:50.392
Teddy, are you okay?

00:15:50.394 --> 00:15:53.429
I need you to tell
my fiancée there's...

00:15:53.431 --> 00:15:54.998
there's been an accident.

00:15:55.000 --> 00:15:56.933
Baby, it's me.

00:15:56.935 --> 00:15:59.635
Can you see me? Teddy?

00:15:59.637 --> 00:16:01.537
I'm your fiancée.

00:16:01.539 --> 00:16:02.905
Good.

00:16:02.907 --> 00:16:04.874
I've been in an accident.

00:16:04.876 --> 00:16:06.076
Oh, baby.

00:16:09.914 --> 00:16:12.481
<i>So, Joe didn't have insurance?</i>

00:16:12.483 --> 00:16:14.016
Yeah, of course he did, Marv.

00:16:14.018 --> 00:16:16.118
He took the money
and ran off to Florida.

00:16:16.120 --> 00:16:18.487
Dude, I've been looking
for a job everywhere, man.

00:16:18.489 --> 00:16:20.689
But there are no
decent sales jobs for

00:16:20.691 --> 00:16:22.491
an Employee of the Month
at Barbecue City.

00:16:22.493 --> 00:16:24.827
We'd hire you here,
but you need to get your GED.

00:16:24.829 --> 00:16:27.462
Think about it.
These guys bullshit clients

00:16:27.464 --> 00:16:29.698
all day about funds
they don't understand.

00:16:29.700 --> 00:16:30.533
You would be a natural.

00:16:30.535 --> 00:16:31.801
So you're saying
that if I graduated

00:16:31.803 --> 00:16:34.570
- from high school, that then you could get me a job here?
- Yeah.

00:16:34.572 --> 00:16:36.872
But you hate school,
so why are we even having

00:16:36.874 --> 00:16:38.741
- this conversation?
- No, no, no. I'm not talking

00:16:38.743 --> 00:16:39.975
about going to school.

00:16:39.977 --> 00:16:41.610
I'm talking about
getting my GED.

00:16:41.612 --> 00:16:42.845
And that's different.

00:16:42.847 --> 00:16:44.080
See, to get my GED,

00:16:44.082 --> 00:16:45.948
all I gotta do is go
to the school,

00:16:45.950 --> 00:16:47.149
charm the principal
a little bit.

00:16:47.151 --> 00:16:48.984
- Right? Get what I want.
- Yeah.

00:16:48.986 --> 00:16:51.519
Which is my GED.
Sounds pretty easy to me, Marv.

00:16:51.521 --> 00:16:54.490
- If you got your GED...
- Huh?

00:16:54.492 --> 00:16:56.492
I could probably hook you up.

00:16:56.494 --> 00:16:58.027
Listen to me, though.
Stop it. Stop, okay?

00:16:58.029 --> 00:17:00.395
Do yourself a favor,
and do not tell Lisa about this

00:17:00.397 --> 00:17:01.764
until it's a done deal.

00:17:01.766 --> 00:17:04.166
Now, you know I'm smarter
than that, Marv.

00:17:04.168 --> 00:17:05.835
You're gonna be
a financial analyst?

00:17:05.837 --> 00:17:07.469
Yes, I am.

00:17:07.471 --> 00:17:09.572
I am, babe,
and it starts immediately.

00:17:09.574 --> 00:17:12.074
I was talking to Marv, and he
says that they could really use

00:17:12.076 --> 00:17:13.876
somebody with my skill set
at his firm.

00:17:13.878 --> 00:17:15.077
That's great.

00:17:15.079 --> 00:17:16.611
That's a great opportunity.

00:17:16.613 --> 00:17:19.182
Um... yeah, I mean, I'm-I'm...

00:17:19.184 --> 00:17:22.051
I'm basically pumped up
about it, you know?

00:17:22.053 --> 00:17:23.619
- You are so resilient, baby.
- Mmm.

00:17:23.621 --> 00:17:25.720
You keep bouncing back.
I am so proud of you.

00:17:25.722 --> 00:17:26.889
Yep.

00:17:26.891 --> 00:17:28.123
I love you.

00:17:28.125 --> 00:17:29.727
I love you, too.

00:17:33.931 --> 00:17:36.131
Ma, of course
the thong is gonna

00:17:36.133 --> 00:17:37.900
cut you in the booty hole.

00:17:37.902 --> 00:17:39.834
That's what it do.
Look, next time Leon

00:17:39.836 --> 00:17:42.004
want to stick somebody
in a thong, you tell him

00:17:42.006 --> 00:17:44.139
that he need to put it on
and get a mirror

00:17:44.141 --> 00:17:45.774
and check and see
what <i>his</i> balls do.

00:17:45.776 --> 00:17:48.743
I don't care
if he <i>is</i> your pastor.

00:17:48.745 --> 00:17:52.147
Do the congregation know
he a freak like that?

00:17:53.718 --> 00:17:55.084
Hold on, Mama.

00:17:55.086 --> 00:17:56.886
Can I help you, sir?

00:17:56.888 --> 00:17:58.620
Um...

00:17:58.622 --> 00:18:02.057
I couldn't help but overhear
your conversation.

00:18:02.059 --> 00:18:03.992
- Excuse me?
- You kind of loud.

00:18:03.994 --> 00:18:05.628
Well, then get out of my car.

00:18:05.630 --> 00:18:07.129
I'm not in your car.
I'm clearly in my car.

00:18:07.131 --> 00:18:09.530
- No, you're in my car.
- You're speaking loud enough...

00:18:09.532 --> 00:18:11.133
What are you,
the volume control police?

00:18:11.135 --> 00:18:12.467
I'm not sure
if that's even a thing.

00:18:12.469 --> 00:18:13.601
Mind your business.

00:18:13.603 --> 00:18:15.103
Your business
is becoming my business.

00:18:15.105 --> 00:18:16.604
Why don't you work
on your windshield?

00:18:16.606 --> 00:18:17.973
Now you're really
in my business.

00:18:17.975 --> 00:18:18.974
Probably look like
a kaleidoscope

00:18:18.976 --> 00:18:20.142
when you look through it.

00:18:20.144 --> 00:18:21.542
You know,
why don't you just...?

00:18:21.544 --> 00:18:22.510
You probably feel like
a little honeybee.

00:18:22.512 --> 00:18:24.646
- Enough.
- Looking at 18 things at one time,

00:18:24.648 --> 00:18:26.514
but really you're just looking
at one thing.

00:18:26.516 --> 00:18:27.715
I-I-I'm gonna get
in your business now.

00:18:27.717 --> 00:18:30.485
Tell your mother that she can
go buy a box of G-strings

00:18:30.487 --> 00:18:31.787
with her nasty ass.

00:18:31.789 --> 00:18:33.088
You're talking
about my mama now?

00:18:33.090 --> 00:18:35.090
Any pastor that's putting
a thong on his balls

00:18:35.092 --> 00:18:36.524
ain't right with God.

00:18:36.526 --> 00:18:38.192
- Pssh. What?
- Don't "pssh" me.

00:18:38.194 --> 00:18:39.594
Pssh.

00:18:40.597 --> 00:18:41.997
Yeah.

00:18:43.834 --> 00:18:45.034
I bet that hurt your throat.

00:18:45.036 --> 00:18:46.235
Drive your car.

00:18:46.237 --> 00:18:47.202
What, Mama?

00:18:47.204 --> 00:18:48.270
Your mother's nasty.

00:18:48.272 --> 00:18:50.171
Girl, yeah, that's a little
ol' burnt leprechaun

00:18:50.173 --> 00:18:53.208
sitting next to me at this damn
light all in our conversation.

00:18:53.210 --> 00:18:55.911
- Excuse me? Hey.
- Nah, girl, you know he ain't got no gold.

00:18:55.913 --> 00:18:57.079
You know he ain't got no gold.

00:18:57.081 --> 00:18:58.247
- How about you grow up?
- Bye, boo!

00:18:58.249 --> 00:18:59.847
Hey.

00:18:59.849 --> 00:19:01.950
Speak... speaking of toast,
if you...?

00:19:01.952 --> 00:19:03.818
Goddamn it, Teddy.

00:19:03.820 --> 00:19:05.119
- I gotta work...
- Hey, yo!

00:19:05.121 --> 00:19:06.621
- Who you honk...?
- Let's go!

00:19:06.623 --> 00:19:08.057
I can't even see...
Where's my mirror?

00:19:08.059 --> 00:19:10.591
- Yo, man!
- Hey, who you honking at?

00:19:26.843 --> 00:19:28.642
<i>So, game the system again,</i>

00:19:28.644 --> 00:19:29.812
<i>did we, Teddy?</i>

00:19:29.814 --> 00:19:31.713
<i>Stewart,
what is your problem with me?</i>

00:19:31.715 --> 00:19:33.881
My problem with you, Teddy,
is that students like you

00:19:33.883 --> 00:19:35.817
bring down the reputation
of this high school.

00:19:35.819 --> 00:19:37.185
You may have everybody else

00:19:37.187 --> 00:19:38.853
at this school fooled,
but I know

00:19:38.855 --> 00:19:40.254
you're actually covering up
for the fact

00:19:40.256 --> 00:19:42.091
that you're really just
not that smart.

00:19:42.093 --> 00:19:44.559
In fact, you might be the
dumbest student at this school.

00:19:44.561 --> 00:19:46.261
- ♪ Uh-oh
- <i>♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪</i>

00:19:46.263 --> 00:19:48.997
- <i>♪ Yeah ♪</i> - ♪ Uh-oh ♪
- <i>♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪</i>

00:19:48.999 --> 00:19:51.698
- ♪ Uh-oh
- <i>♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. ♪</i>

00:19:55.172 --> 00:19:57.972
I am the music teacher.

00:19:57.974 --> 00:20:00.908
I don't know the first thing
about teaching biology.

00:20:00.910 --> 00:20:02.844
Oh, for God's sakes!

00:20:02.846 --> 00:20:05.613
What part of
"there is no musical program"

00:20:05.615 --> 00:20:07.149
do you not understand, Trish?

00:20:07.151 --> 00:20:09.050
Nobody's getting
into Ivy League schools

00:20:09.052 --> 00:20:10.818
- on a bassoon scholarship.
- Oh, shit.

00:20:10.820 --> 00:20:12.687
<i>You know, I'm not book smart.</i>

00:20:12.689 --> 00:20:14.322
Stewart's smarter than me.

00:20:14.324 --> 00:20:16.024
But you know what I'm not?

00:20:16.026 --> 00:20:17.725
I'm not a freak of nature,
Stew.

00:20:17.727 --> 00:20:18.993
Uh-oh, Stew.

00:20:18.995 --> 00:20:20.362
Don't do this, Teddy.

00:20:20.364 --> 00:20:22.296
Hey, quick question, everybody.

00:20:22.298 --> 00:20:25.133
Has anybody here ever seen
Stewart with his shirt off?

00:20:25.135 --> 00:20:27.335
It's a birthmark.
It's a birthmark!

00:20:27.337 --> 00:20:29.737
- If it's a birthmark, let us see it right now.
- Prove it.

00:20:29.739 --> 00:20:31.739
You all want to see
my birthmark?

00:20:31.741 --> 00:20:32.807
- Yes!
- Come on! I'm dying!

00:20:32.809 --> 00:20:34.008
I'll prove it. See?

00:20:37.180 --> 00:20:38.779
It's a birthmark!

00:20:38.781 --> 00:20:41.014
You got a pig's butthole
on your chest, man.

00:20:41.016 --> 00:20:43.151
There's no hole in it,
so how could it be a butthole?

00:20:43.153 --> 00:20:45.153
<i>You got a third nipple, man!</i>

00:20:45.155 --> 00:20:46.888
Who's next, Dolores?

00:20:46.890 --> 00:20:48.825
This young man right here.

00:20:50.360 --> 00:20:53.264
Hey. What's up, Stewart?

00:20:55.165 --> 00:20:57.965
We had good times, didn't we?

00:20:57.967 --> 00:21:00.902
I laugh at how much we laughed.

00:21:00.904 --> 00:21:03.173
That's some...

00:21:09.979 --> 00:21:11.279
So, uh...

00:21:11.281 --> 00:21:13.314
how long you been
the principal, man?

00:21:13.316 --> 00:21:14.714
Going on two years.

00:21:14.716 --> 00:21:16.350
- Wow.
- Yeah. Wasn't easy,

00:21:16.352 --> 00:21:20.822
but, uh, cleaned this place up
using my brain and my bat.

00:21:20.824 --> 00:21:22.990
As opposed to when we went
to high school,

00:21:22.992 --> 00:21:25.293
now, if you have
a "D" average, you're out.

00:21:25.295 --> 00:21:26.860
Can you do that?

00:21:26.862 --> 00:21:28.297
I can do whatever I want,
Teddy.

00:21:29.433 --> 00:21:31.199
This my house.

00:21:31.201 --> 00:21:33.835
I'm sorry, what...
what was that last part?

00:21:33.837 --> 00:21:34.938
I said look around you.

00:21:35.904 --> 00:21:39.407
This is... my...

00:21:39.409 --> 00:21:41.377
house.

00:21:43.446 --> 00:21:45.879
Excuse me for asking, but are
you doing a black voice?

00:21:45.881 --> 00:21:48.048
No, no. Not a black voice.

00:21:48.050 --> 00:21:49.950
- You sure?
- I don't hear color.

00:21:49.952 --> 00:21:53.020
- Mmm.
- What brings you back to Piedmont, Mr. Walker?

00:21:53.022 --> 00:21:55.857
Right now I'm transitioning
from an amazing job in sales

00:21:55.859 --> 00:21:57.858
to a job in finance,
and the only thing

00:21:57.860 --> 00:21:59.826
that's really holding up
this transition

00:21:59.828 --> 00:22:02.295
is me not having my GED.

00:22:02.297 --> 00:22:04.264
So, I don't know,
I was thinking maybe I could

00:22:04.266 --> 00:22:06.400
get you to cross some T's,
dot some I's.

00:22:06.402 --> 00:22:08.269
Maybe you could do

00:22:08.271 --> 00:22:10.204
a favor for an old friend.

00:22:10.206 --> 00:22:12.273
Some things just
never change, huh, Teddy?

00:22:12.275 --> 00:22:14.107
You want me to help you

00:22:14.109 --> 00:22:17.311
find a shortcut
to getting your diploma.

00:22:17.313 --> 00:22:18.446
No.

00:22:18.448 --> 00:22:19.880
Yes.

00:22:19.882 --> 00:22:21.415
Hmm.

00:22:21.417 --> 00:22:24.050
I wish I could. I really do.

00:22:24.052 --> 00:22:25.385
But you would have to go

00:22:25.387 --> 00:22:28.755
to night school to learn
how to pass the GED test,

00:22:28.757 --> 00:22:31.292
and unfortunately we don't
offer night school here.

00:22:31.294 --> 00:22:33.727
I'm so sorry, Teddy.

00:22:33.729 --> 00:22:35.431
Let me walk you out.

00:22:37.500 --> 00:22:39.866
You want to touch her?

00:22:39.868 --> 00:22:41.801
- I'm sorry?
- Come on.

00:22:41.803 --> 00:22:43.970
Touch my big black bat.

00:22:43.972 --> 00:22:46.106
Um, no, I'm...

00:22:46.108 --> 00:22:48.243
Go ahead, say hi.

00:22:50.412 --> 00:22:53.414
Ah!

00:22:53.416 --> 00:22:56.217
You used
to call me Crazy Stewart.

00:22:56.219 --> 00:22:59.788
Now you call me Batman.

00:23:05.195 --> 00:23:06.927
Remove the
Beats by Andre, Rudy.

00:23:06.929 --> 00:23:08.862
School policy...
no headphones on campus

00:23:08.864 --> 00:23:10.464
unless you're using
Rosetta Stone.

00:23:10.466 --> 00:23:12.832
Hey, uh... hey, Stew,
you think you're taking

00:23:12.834 --> 00:23:14.868
the right approach here
with these kids?

00:23:14.870 --> 00:23:16.469
They look a little
stressed out, man.

00:23:16.471 --> 00:23:19.540
I am preparing them for
the real world, Teddy, okay?

00:23:19.542 --> 00:23:21.775
I may not be their best friend,

00:23:21.777 --> 00:23:23.777
- but everyone here respects me.
- Okay.

00:23:23.779 --> 00:23:26.012
- What the fuck, Stewart?
- Uh, hey, hey, hey, hey.

00:23:26.014 --> 00:23:27.981
Let's watch the language,
please, Miss Carter.

00:23:27.983 --> 00:23:30.451
Why did you add AP Calculus
to my class load,

00:23:30.453 --> 00:23:32.219
knowing good and well
I already have

00:23:32.221 --> 00:23:34.120
five units to teach
plus night school?

00:23:34.122 --> 00:23:35.889
- It's too much.
- Wait, hold on.

00:23:35.891 --> 00:23:38.158
You're... you're
the night school teacher?

00:23:38.160 --> 00:23:40.160
No, I'm just a bitch
that like to wear blouses.

00:23:40.162 --> 00:23:41.861
Yes, I'm the night school
teacher.

00:23:41.863 --> 00:23:43.397
Did you bring me some
dried shamrocks, leprechaun?

00:23:43.399 --> 00:23:44.798
It's still not funny.

00:23:44.800 --> 00:23:46.099
Wait, well, hold up.

00:23:46.101 --> 00:23:47.500
Stew, why'd you
just tell me that you

00:23:47.502 --> 00:23:48.568
don't have night school here?

00:23:48.570 --> 00:23:50.270
Why would you say that?

00:23:50.272 --> 00:23:53.940
I said that because Teddy and I
went to school together.

00:23:53.942 --> 00:23:57.077
He is, quite frankly,
a terrible student,

00:23:57.079 --> 00:23:58.945
and I did not want
that element in here.

00:23:58.947 --> 00:24:00.846
I don't care if he's
as dumb as a Minion.

00:24:00.848 --> 00:24:02.582
He is welcome to take my class
if he wants.

00:24:02.584 --> 00:24:04.484
Thank you. Thank you for that.

00:24:04.486 --> 00:24:06.520
You're welcome.
'Cause you-you need it.

00:24:06.522 --> 00:24:09.055
Carrie, can we just
take down the 'tude?

00:24:09.057 --> 00:24:10.190
- 'Tude? Really?
- No, I'm...

00:24:10.192 --> 00:24:12.158
You haven't even seen
the beginning of this attitude.

00:24:12.160 --> 00:24:14.160
- Oh, I-I...
- Wait, say that to me again.

00:24:14.162 --> 00:24:15.195
I apologize.

00:24:15.197 --> 00:24:16.596
That was a poor choice
of words.

00:24:16.598 --> 00:24:19.132
I just mean I need you
to show me the respect

00:24:19.134 --> 00:24:20.900
that you would show your boss.

00:24:20.902 --> 00:24:22.235
Because this is your house,
right?

00:24:22.237 --> 00:24:23.869
Oh, you... you did the
black voice thing with him?

00:24:23.871 --> 00:24:25.071
It's not a black voice.

00:24:25.073 --> 00:24:27.039
In actuality,
not a black voice.

00:24:27.041 --> 00:24:28.475
No, you do a black voice.

00:24:28.477 --> 00:24:30.043
You don't remember when
you was in that meeting,

00:24:30.045 --> 00:24:31.845
you was like, "We gonna
get it lit up in here.

00:24:31.847 --> 00:24:32.846
This meeting lit!"

00:24:32.848 --> 00:24:33.947
It was very lit.

00:24:33.949 --> 00:24:35.215
You did it at the staff meeting

00:24:35.217 --> 00:24:37.517
when you were like,
"I keep it one hundred."

00:24:37.519 --> 00:24:39.051
When have I never kept it
one hunnid?

00:24:39.053 --> 00:24:42.155
When you added that AP Calculus
to my class load.

00:24:42.157 --> 00:24:44.557
All right, agree to disagree.
Listen, I hate to break up

00:24:44.559 --> 00:24:46.993
this pleasure party
of delusion,

00:24:46.995 --> 00:24:48.361
but I have work to do.

00:24:48.363 --> 00:24:50.299
- Wow.
- So, if you'll excuse me...

00:24:51.400 --> 00:24:54.067
I'm-a do my thang.

00:24:55.904 --> 00:24:58.371
That's... that's a black voice.

00:24:58.373 --> 00:25:00.373
Look alive, people!

00:25:00.375 --> 00:25:03.142
Let's move with purpose!
Go, go, go, go, go!

00:25:03.144 --> 00:25:05.045
- Hey. Hey.
- No loitering in my hall!

00:25:05.047 --> 00:25:07.614
Can... can he really do that?
Can he keep me from going here?

00:25:07.616 --> 00:25:10.883
No, he can't. As a matter
of fact, here's a textbook.

00:25:10.885 --> 00:25:12.951
I'm actually going to set up
the class right now

00:25:12.953 --> 00:25:14.887
for our first session
of the semester.

00:25:14.889 --> 00:25:16.255
We start at 7:00.

00:25:16.257 --> 00:25:18.291
Yeah, but this-this book
is just kind of thick.

00:25:18.293 --> 00:25:21.096
I thought it
would be more like a leaflet.

00:25:24.098 --> 00:25:26.265
You thought you could cram
four years of high school

00:25:26.267 --> 00:25:27.366
into a leaflet?

00:25:27.368 --> 00:25:28.534
- No.
- Maybe you are

00:25:28.536 --> 00:25:30.904
- as dumb as Stewart says.
- Wait, wait, no, no, no, no.

00:25:30.906 --> 00:25:32.038
No, no, I didn't...
I didn't think that.

00:25:32.040 --> 00:25:33.273
- Go to the library, then.
- I just...

00:25:33.275 --> 00:25:34.474
- I'll hold on...
- Little scrawny midget!

00:25:34.476 --> 00:25:36.141
I'll hold on to it.

00:25:36.143 --> 00:25:37.910
- Mm-hmm.
- I'm trippin'.

00:25:37.912 --> 00:25:40.012
I'm thinking along the lines
of traffic school.

00:25:40.014 --> 00:25:42.048
Look, come or not...
makes me no difference.

00:25:42.050 --> 00:25:44.016
I don't get paid by the head.

00:25:44.018 --> 00:25:45.951
Or maybe you can find
a night school

00:25:45.953 --> 00:25:47.587
that does teach from a leaflet.

00:25:47.589 --> 00:25:49.254
You-you know of one that...?

00:25:49.256 --> 00:25:50.624
No, no, no.
I'm-I'm gonna keep it.

00:25:52.193 --> 00:25:53.460
Have a good one.

00:25:53.462 --> 00:25:56.496
<i>Marv, I do not know
about this GED thing.</i>

00:25:56.498 --> 00:25:58.465
I don't, man.
The teacher is tough as hell.

00:25:58.467 --> 00:26:00.232
Hold on.
Marv, let me hit you back.

00:26:00.234 --> 00:26:01.233
Yo!

00:26:01.235 --> 00:26:02.501
Oh, shit!

00:26:02.503 --> 00:26:04.403
Hold up! Stop, stop!

00:26:04.405 --> 00:26:06.473
- What you doing?
- What's it look like I'm doing?

00:26:06.475 --> 00:26:08.508
Uh, it look like
you towing my car.

00:26:08.510 --> 00:26:10.075
Did I park in a handicap spot?

00:26:10.077 --> 00:26:11.644
You've missed the last four
payments on that car.

00:26:11.646 --> 00:26:12.712
It's getting repossessed.

00:26:12.714 --> 00:26:14.680
You gonna take my car
with my baby in the back?

00:26:14.682 --> 00:26:16.982
Don't see no goddamn baby
in there.

00:26:16.984 --> 00:26:20.152
The baby right there.

00:26:20.154 --> 00:26:22.454
- You don't hear that?
- I don't think so.

00:26:22.456 --> 00:26:24.425
Hey, man, I said don't do it.

00:26:25.459 --> 00:26:26.959
I'm not playing.

00:26:26.961 --> 00:26:28.060
Get out of the way, dude.

00:26:28.062 --> 00:26:29.562
Stop, man.

00:26:29.564 --> 00:26:30.697
I got my baby in here!

00:26:30.699 --> 00:26:32.465
The car is leaving.

00:26:32.467 --> 00:26:34.099
- Get out of the way, dude.
- I'll show you leaving.

00:26:34.101 --> 00:26:35.567
- Come on, man.
- I've got something for your ass.

00:26:35.569 --> 00:26:37.436
Get out of the car.

00:26:42.009 --> 00:26:43.976
- You want to play that game?
- Yeah!

00:26:43.978 --> 00:26:46.113
- You want to see something?
- Come on, then!

00:26:49.283 --> 00:26:50.416
Bye.

00:26:50.418 --> 00:26:51.450
Dumb-ass.

00:26:51.452 --> 00:26:52.719
Oh, God!

00:26:54.656 --> 00:26:56.488
Glad y'all enjoyed the show.

00:26:58.192 --> 00:27:01.160
Tell my fiancée
I got in another accident!

00:27:07.401 --> 00:27:09.268
Uh...

00:27:09.270 --> 00:27:11.637
- Carrie, right?
- Oh.

00:27:11.639 --> 00:27:13.305
So, even though we got
textbook-sized textbooks,

00:27:13.307 --> 00:27:14.506
you decided to join us.

00:27:14.508 --> 00:27:17.042
Well, grab a seat.

00:27:17.044 --> 00:27:18.545
We'll get started in a few.

00:27:18.547 --> 00:27:21.180
Uh, okay, before I do that...
now, I know we got off

00:27:21.182 --> 00:27:23.182
on the wrong foot,
so I was thinking.

00:27:23.184 --> 00:27:25.451
I don't know... I don't know if
you had time for dinner or not,

00:27:25.453 --> 00:27:27.453
so I took it upon myself

00:27:27.455 --> 00:27:30.189
to go and get you one
of my personal favorites.

00:27:30.191 --> 00:27:31.791
It's the best Mexican
here in the A.

00:27:31.793 --> 00:27:33.392
Oh. Thank you.

00:27:33.394 --> 00:27:35.327
That is so thoughtful
of you, Teddy.

00:27:35.329 --> 00:27:37.663
So, check this out.

00:27:37.665 --> 00:27:39.398
I went through some of
your old high school records.

00:27:39.400 --> 00:27:41.033
- Uh-huh.
- Math,

00:27:41.035 --> 00:27:44.636
science, English...
you was a horrible student.

00:27:44.638 --> 00:27:46.271
What was going on
with you then?

00:27:46.273 --> 00:27:47.539
Was you being abused
or something?

00:27:47.541 --> 00:27:49.140
Carrie, the thing with me

00:27:49.142 --> 00:27:51.443
is I prefer to use the world
as my classroom.

00:27:51.445 --> 00:27:54.646
And to be honest with you,
I'm not a...

00:27:54.648 --> 00:27:57.182
I'm not like the rest
of these folks.

00:27:57.184 --> 00:28:00.219
I'm just not what you would
call a night school person.

00:28:00.221 --> 00:28:03.354
So I figure, maybe you and I
can look out for one another.

00:28:03.356 --> 00:28:05.190
You help me, I help you.

00:28:05.192 --> 00:28:06.725
You got my back,
I got your back.

00:28:06.727 --> 00:28:08.727
Whatever, but it's just
a conversation.

00:28:08.729 --> 00:28:10.829
So enjoy your tacos.

00:28:10.831 --> 00:28:13.434
That smile can light up a room,
can't it?

00:28:17.571 --> 00:28:19.607
I ain't going there.

00:28:36.457 --> 00:28:39.158
Remember me, <i>pendejo?</i>

00:28:44.498 --> 00:28:47.098
Well, if it isn't Pubey McGee.

00:28:47.100 --> 00:28:49.601
The cheesecake puber
is here, huh?

00:28:49.603 --> 00:28:51.202
Surprised to see me, bro?

00:28:51.204 --> 00:28:53.238
You shouldn't be, considering
that you got me fired.

00:28:53.240 --> 00:28:56.174
- I did not get you fired.
- Yes, you did.

00:28:56.176 --> 00:28:57.409
I worked in customer service

00:28:57.411 --> 00:28:58.844
for a long time.
Everybody knows that

00:28:58.846 --> 00:29:00.879
the customer is always right.

00:29:00.881 --> 00:29:03.648
- Tips are my livelihood.
- I had a 20 coming your way.

00:29:03.650 --> 00:29:05.350
The bill was $800.

00:29:05.352 --> 00:29:07.819
I had a buck sixty
coming to me, man.

00:29:07.821 --> 00:29:09.688
- Okay. That's your fault.
- Okay, let's begin.

00:29:09.690 --> 00:29:11.723
Who here likes tacos?

00:29:11.725 --> 00:29:13.892
- Oh! Oh, oh.
- Ooh!

00:29:13.894 --> 00:29:16.294
They vegetarian?

00:29:16.296 --> 00:29:18.530
'Cause I don't eat meat
unless it's barbecue.

00:29:18.532 --> 00:29:20.197
Let's see what Teddy
brought us.

00:29:20.199 --> 00:29:22.400
Uh, we got carne asada.

00:29:22.402 --> 00:29:23.635
There you go.

00:29:23.637 --> 00:29:25.169
There's, uh, al pastor.

00:29:25.171 --> 00:29:26.504
- Oh, thanks.
- You... you like that? Um...

00:29:26.506 --> 00:29:27.705
Carnitas? You like carnitas?

00:29:27.707 --> 00:29:29.141
- There you go, girl.
- Ooh!

00:29:29.143 --> 00:29:30.742
- Uh... uh, excuse me.
- Hey!

00:29:30.744 --> 00:29:33.779
Carrie, I-I had actually got
those tacos for you to eat.

00:29:33.781 --> 00:29:35.179
I know.

00:29:35.181 --> 00:29:37.348
See, class, Teddy went to...

00:29:37.350 --> 00:29:40.184
Cactus House
to try to win me over.

00:29:40.186 --> 00:29:41.453
But here's the deal, Teddy.

00:29:41.455 --> 00:29:43.321
If you're trying
to kiss my ass,

00:29:43.323 --> 00:29:45.323
you're gonna have to come
a little bit better than that.

00:29:45.325 --> 00:29:46.925
I'm talking, like,
steamed lobster

00:29:46.927 --> 00:29:48.894
inside a macaroni and cheese,

00:29:48.896 --> 00:29:50.595
with a side of broccolini.

00:29:50.597 --> 00:29:52.664
You know what I'm saying?
Something fancy.

00:29:52.666 --> 00:29:54.666
Not no fast food place
where I could

00:29:54.668 --> 00:29:56.802
go buy this with my own
little raggedy paycheck.

00:29:56.804 --> 00:29:58.737
Well, there's actually a...

00:29:58.739 --> 00:30:00.771
there's actually
a special guacamole...

00:30:00.773 --> 00:30:04.543
If you want to succeed
in my class,

00:30:04.545 --> 00:30:05.811
you need to do the work.

00:30:05.813 --> 00:30:07.178
It's just that simple.

00:30:07.180 --> 00:30:08.512
- Yes?
- Uh, quick question.

00:30:08.514 --> 00:30:11.349
Uh, so "yes"
on the steamed lobster?

00:30:11.351 --> 00:30:13.317
No, sir.

00:30:13.319 --> 00:30:15.853
That's what I like to call
"a teachable moment."

00:30:15.855 --> 00:30:18.557
Okay, so no lobster.

00:30:18.559 --> 00:30:21.659
Um, all right, let's go ahead
and do some introductions.

00:30:21.661 --> 00:30:22.793
I'll start.

00:30:22.795 --> 00:30:24.195
My name is Carrie.

00:30:24.197 --> 00:30:25.630
During the day, I teach

00:30:25.632 --> 00:30:27.632
way too many classes
for way too little money.

00:30:27.634 --> 00:30:30.468
So I'm here to try to make
a little extra cash

00:30:30.470 --> 00:30:34.872
so I can afford such luxuries
as rent and antibiotics.

00:30:34.874 --> 00:30:38.242
'Cause this job makes me sick
sometimes.

00:30:38.244 --> 00:30:40.343
Uh, you're next.

00:30:40.345 --> 00:30:42.246
Yes, you.

00:30:42.248 --> 00:30:44.248
As-salaam alaikum.

00:30:44.250 --> 00:30:45.683
What up, though?

00:30:45.685 --> 00:30:47.551
Jaylen's the name.

00:30:47.553 --> 00:30:49.587
I've been working
for the last 14 years

00:30:49.589 --> 00:30:50.955
at the MacArthur Bottling Plant

00:30:50.957 --> 00:30:52.660
and just got replaced
by a robot.

00:30:53.994 --> 00:30:55.861
And my rib, my Cleopatra,

00:30:55.863 --> 00:30:57.762
my queen, my bottom bitch,

00:30:57.764 --> 00:31:00.498
my wife of 14 years,
she was like, "Yo,

00:31:00.500 --> 00:31:02.967
"if you want options,
you gonna have to get your GED.

00:31:02.969 --> 00:31:04.803
"It's either that
or end up cleaning rooms

00:31:04.805 --> 00:31:07.605
at the Best Western
for half your salary."

00:31:07.607 --> 00:31:09.640
And if you know Jay,
that ain't gonna work.

00:31:09.642 --> 00:31:12.643
Hey, let me...
let me just say this,

00:31:12.645 --> 00:31:14.979
okay, while I got the platform.

00:31:14.981 --> 00:31:18.616
For me, I first got woke
when I seen <i>Terminator,</i>

00:31:18.618 --> 00:31:22.386
and I realized
it wasn't just a movie;

00:31:22.388 --> 00:31:23.788
it was prophecy.

00:31:23.790 --> 00:31:26.524
First identified
by the 3.5-Percenters,

00:31:26.526 --> 00:31:27.792
but that's another
conversation.

00:31:27.794 --> 00:31:29.627
Let's just put it like this.

00:31:29.629 --> 00:31:31.829
The revolution
will not be roboticized.

00:31:31.831 --> 00:31:33.431
Mm-hmm.

00:31:33.433 --> 00:31:34.865
Not on Jay's watch.

00:31:34.867 --> 00:31:36.567
Huh?

00:31:36.569 --> 00:31:38.568
Real nigga shit.

00:31:38.570 --> 00:31:39.770
- Huh?
- Thank you, Jaylen.

00:31:39.772 --> 00:31:41.372
I'll make sure
I don't bring my Roomba

00:31:41.374 --> 00:31:42.473
to the next class.

00:31:42.475 --> 00:31:44.909
My wife takes rumba classes.

00:31:44.911 --> 00:31:46.811
- I don't get it.
- Let's keep it moving.

00:31:46.813 --> 00:31:48.411
Uh, how about you, ma'am?

00:31:48.413 --> 00:31:49.914
- Yeah.
- Oh.

00:31:49.916 --> 00:31:51.514
Okay. Hi, gang.

00:31:51.516 --> 00:31:52.783
My name is Theresa,

00:31:52.785 --> 00:31:54.618
and I dropped out
of high school

00:31:54.620 --> 00:31:56.654
when I was pregnant
with my first child.

00:31:56.656 --> 00:31:58.489
My now-husband, Randy,

00:31:58.491 --> 00:32:00.423
well, we got married
after he knocked me up.

00:32:00.425 --> 00:32:01.859
Then we had two more kids,
so we have

00:32:01.861 --> 00:32:03.626
three little rascals now,
and it's fun.

00:32:03.628 --> 00:32:05.362
We're just a little underwater

00:32:05.364 --> 00:32:07.765
right now, so I wanted
to get my GED and hopefully

00:32:07.767 --> 00:32:10.300
enter the workforce
before it's too late

00:32:10.302 --> 00:32:12.672
and we have to live in
Randy's parents' laundry room.

00:32:18.544 --> 00:32:20.377
I'm blessed.

00:32:20.379 --> 00:32:21.812
So blessed.

00:32:21.814 --> 00:32:23.513
God is good.

00:32:23.515 --> 00:32:25.548
That's what's up.

00:32:25.550 --> 00:32:26.951
Uh, how about you, young lady?

00:32:26.953 --> 00:32:28.586
Oh.

00:32:28.588 --> 00:32:30.855
Hey, uh, what's up?
I'm Mila.

00:32:30.857 --> 00:32:32.690
I got kicked out
of my high school

00:32:32.692 --> 00:32:34.324
because they found
some Molly in my locker.

00:32:34.326 --> 00:32:35.760
- Mm-hmm.
- And I can avoid juvie

00:32:35.762 --> 00:32:38.428
if I get my GED, so here I am.

00:32:38.430 --> 00:32:40.664
- I'm so psyched.
- Cool.

00:32:40.666 --> 00:32:43.801
Look at you, all cute,
making America great again.

00:32:43.803 --> 00:32:46.402
Bitch.

00:32:46.404 --> 00:32:47.872
So, what's your story, guy?

00:32:47.874 --> 00:32:50.107
Um, my name is Luis Flores.

00:32:50.109 --> 00:32:52.375
I had a great job as a waiter.

00:32:52.377 --> 00:32:54.345
Lot of money in tips.

00:32:54.347 --> 00:32:56.981
Until I was fired
without cause.

00:32:56.983 --> 00:32:58.716
No reason at all.

00:32:58.718 --> 00:33:00.285
Fired.

00:33:01.653 --> 00:33:03.453
I don't know why...
I have no idea

00:33:03.455 --> 00:33:04.889
why he's looking at me.
I don't...

00:33:04.891 --> 00:33:06.423
It's fine.

00:33:06.425 --> 00:33:07.792
It's just a sign that it's time

00:33:07.794 --> 00:33:09.126
for me to do
something different.

00:33:09.128 --> 00:33:10.760
You see,
I came to this country

00:33:10.762 --> 00:33:12.562
from Mexico
to fulfill my dream

00:33:12.564 --> 00:33:13.797
of being a singer/songwriter.

00:33:13.799 --> 00:33:15.532
Oh, like Julio Iglesias?

00:33:15.534 --> 00:33:18.035
No, not like Julio Iglesias.

00:33:18.037 --> 00:33:19.737
He sucks.

00:33:19.739 --> 00:33:22.039
More like Justin Bieber

00:33:22.041 --> 00:33:25.608
or Justin Timberlake
or T-Pain.

00:33:25.610 --> 00:33:28.813
Wait, wait, wait, wait.

00:33:28.815 --> 00:33:31.816
Aren't you a little old
to, like, be a pop star now?

00:33:31.818 --> 00:33:33.451
Aren't you a little young
to die?

00:33:35.121 --> 00:33:37.154
That's what's up.

00:33:37.156 --> 00:33:40.991
But now I'm going to become
a dental "hy-enist."

00:33:40.993 --> 00:33:43.894
'Cause I have great teeth.

00:33:43.896 --> 00:33:45.895
So I think I'd be a natural.

00:33:45.897 --> 00:33:47.564
A what?

00:33:47.566 --> 00:33:49.467
Dental hy-enist.

00:33:50.702 --> 00:33:52.101
Maybe you should see one.

00:33:52.103 --> 00:33:55.638
'Cause, you know what,
pretty stinky, guys.

00:33:55.640 --> 00:33:56.974
All right. Hey, everybody.

00:33:56.976 --> 00:33:58.175
I'm Mackenzie.

00:33:58.177 --> 00:33:59.809
Uh, they call me Big Mac.

00:33:59.811 --> 00:34:01.678
Oh, we love McDonald's.

00:34:01.680 --> 00:34:02.946
What?

00:34:02.948 --> 00:34:05.049
McDonald's?

00:34:05.051 --> 00:34:06.683
I'm sorry, what?

00:34:06.685 --> 00:34:08.620
From the burger joint,
Mickey D's.

00:34:09.888 --> 00:34:11.423
Ronald McDonald's.

00:34:12.691 --> 00:34:13.923
"Two all-beef patties,

00:34:13.925 --> 00:34:15.524
"special sauce,
lettuce, cheese,

00:34:15.526 --> 00:34:17.761
- on a sesame-seed bun."
- Hmm.

00:34:17.763 --> 00:34:19.629
Never heard of it?

00:34:22.567 --> 00:34:25.869
Ooh, it's gonna be
a long semester.

00:34:25.871 --> 00:34:28.171
- Go on.
- Well, anyway,

00:34:28.173 --> 00:34:32.508
uh, my knees and my back
are really jacked up

00:34:32.510 --> 00:34:35.011
from working at He-Man Movers
for 30 years,

00:34:35.013 --> 00:34:38.815
so I decided to get my GED
so that I could move up

00:34:38.817 --> 00:34:41.218
to a management position,
get off the truck.

00:34:41.220 --> 00:34:43.820
And my son...
we call him Little Mac...

00:34:43.822 --> 00:34:45.822
he has decided
to drop out of school.

00:34:45.824 --> 00:34:48.625
So I made a deal with him:
I get my GED,

00:34:48.627 --> 00:34:50.193
he gets his diploma.

00:34:51.595 --> 00:34:53.630
Little reverse psychology.

00:34:53.632 --> 00:34:55.031
All right.

00:34:55.033 --> 00:34:56.566
And what's your name?

00:34:56.568 --> 00:34:58.234
Hey, yo, what up? I'm Bobby.

00:34:58.236 --> 00:35:00.069
That's what...
that's what I'm talking about.

00:35:00.071 --> 00:35:02.906
That's Illuminati.
That's what I'm saying.

00:35:02.908 --> 00:35:04.807
See, the nigga here,
but he ain't here.

00:35:04.809 --> 00:35:06.643
It's like they watching you,

00:35:06.645 --> 00:35:08.245
and you think
you watching them.

00:35:08.247 --> 00:35:09.479
That's what they do.

00:35:09.481 --> 00:35:11.014
So you got Bobby Digital.

00:35:11.016 --> 00:35:12.849
He here, but he not.

00:35:12.851 --> 00:35:14.217
That's Tupac Coachella.

00:35:14.219 --> 00:35:15.251
You know what I'm saying?

00:35:15.253 --> 00:35:17.121
And he in the... You see?

00:35:17.123 --> 00:35:19.223
- Y'all don't...?
- All right, um...

00:35:19.225 --> 00:35:21.591
That probably ain't even
a real nigga. Hey.

00:35:21.593 --> 00:35:23.793
Are you on crack?
It's-it's Skype.

00:35:23.795 --> 00:35:26.595
Whew, boy,
it's hard to be woke.

00:35:27.731 --> 00:35:29.168
It's hard to be woke.

00:35:30.502 --> 00:35:32.769
What is "woke"?

00:35:32.771 --> 00:35:35.672
Okay, well, welcome, everyone.

00:35:35.674 --> 00:35:36.773
Really nice. We've all met.

00:35:36.775 --> 00:35:38.207
Well, we didn't, uh...

00:35:38.209 --> 00:35:40.109
we didn't meet...
we didn't meet everyone.

00:35:40.111 --> 00:35:42.211
- I didn't, uh...
- Teddy, uh, earlier,

00:35:42.213 --> 00:35:44.047
you said, unlike these folks,

00:35:44.049 --> 00:35:46.548
you're not a night school
type of person,

00:35:46.550 --> 00:35:49.551
so I didn't think you cared.

00:35:49.553 --> 00:35:51.187
Is that right?

00:35:51.189 --> 00:35:53.122
Well, you didn't...

00:35:53.124 --> 00:35:55.291
you didn't hear it right,
'cause I would never say that

00:35:55.293 --> 00:35:57.260
about people that I don't know.

00:35:57.262 --> 00:35:59.162
You know what?
This is a perfect segue.

00:35:59.164 --> 00:36:01.530
I'll just follow your lead,
and I'll stand up.

00:36:01.532 --> 00:36:03.031
I am Teddy Walker.

00:36:03.033 --> 00:36:06.002
Uh, a little fun fact about me:
I actually went here.

00:36:06.004 --> 00:36:08.738
- Oh.
- I'm also newly engaged.

00:36:08.740 --> 00:36:10.605
His fiancée is out
of his league.

00:36:10.607 --> 00:36:11.740
I'm sorry, what?

00:36:11.742 --> 00:36:12.841
Nothing. You're doing great.

00:36:12.843 --> 00:36:14.110
I said, "Keep going.

00:36:14.112 --> 00:36:15.811
Everybody loves you."

00:36:15.813 --> 00:36:17.613
How does
your fiancée feel about

00:36:17.615 --> 00:36:18.614
you being in night school?

00:36:18.616 --> 00:36:19.782
Oh, she good.

00:36:19.784 --> 00:36:21.918
She loves it.

00:36:21.920 --> 00:36:23.919
He ain't told her shit.

00:36:23.921 --> 00:36:25.121
She loves it.

00:36:25.123 --> 00:36:26.655
I noticed that your voice

00:36:26.657 --> 00:36:28.156
just went up a whole octave.

00:36:28.158 --> 00:36:31.626
Now, from my studies
of psychology in grad school,

00:36:31.628 --> 00:36:34.563
I know that that means
that you're bullshitting.

00:36:34.565 --> 00:36:35.931
Ain't no bullshit in me.

00:36:35.933 --> 00:36:37.899
I tell you what...
if you're lying with her,

00:36:37.901 --> 00:36:40.068
- don't lie to her.
- But I don't... I don't lie.

00:36:40.070 --> 00:36:41.738
Sound like some bullshit to me.

00:36:41.740 --> 00:36:43.006
Everyone sees
right through you.

00:36:43.008 --> 00:36:44.573
- Okay, how about we...?
- Mm-hmm.

00:36:44.575 --> 00:36:46.641
If we go by your theory
about the voice thing...

00:36:46.643 --> 00:36:47.976
I think that we're...
I think that we're all

00:36:47.978 --> 00:36:49.278
- getting off track.
- ...he's lied four times.

00:36:49.280 --> 00:36:51.079
This boy definitely lying.

00:36:51.081 --> 00:36:53.116
- I am not.
- You can't outsmart Mother Nature.

00:36:53.118 --> 00:36:54.350
And that's what...
that-that's what a woman is.

00:36:54.352 --> 00:36:56.685
- Brother.
- Especially a black woman.

00:36:56.687 --> 00:36:57.987
- You know, how...
- That's correct.

00:36:57.989 --> 00:36:59.921
- Girls are smart, dude.
- Goddamn it.

00:36:59.923 --> 00:37:00.756
Like, literally, damn it.

00:37:00.758 --> 00:37:02.624
Even if he didn't tell her,
so what?

00:37:02.626 --> 00:37:03.692
- Okay, here's the thing.
- I told Randy

00:37:03.694 --> 00:37:05.762
that he was the first guy
I slept with... not true.

00:37:05.764 --> 00:37:07.330
Hey, I'm trying to introduce
myself, and I can't...

00:37:07.332 --> 00:37:09.198
You don't respect your queen,
'cause if you did,

00:37:09.200 --> 00:37:10.866
- that bitch would know where you at.
- Okay.

00:37:10.868 --> 00:37:12.268
Teddy.

00:37:12.270 --> 00:37:13.235
Don't lie to your queen.

00:37:13.237 --> 00:37:14.369
- Okay, guys.
- If you're busting off

00:37:14.371 --> 00:37:17.140
in her guts like that,
she might be carrying your seed.

00:37:17.142 --> 00:37:18.274
I feel like
this conversation...

00:37:18.276 --> 00:37:19.841
So you ain't just lying to her;
you lying to your child.

00:37:19.843 --> 00:37:21.044
- Shit!
- If it's your bottom bitch,

00:37:21.046 --> 00:37:22.044
she know you stupid, fam.

00:37:22.046 --> 00:37:24.046
- All I'm saying, fam, look-look...
- Forget it.

00:37:24.048 --> 00:37:26.114
- Okay.
- How your fiancée don't know where you at?

00:37:26.116 --> 00:37:27.682
It's after dark.

00:37:27.684 --> 00:37:28.851
This ain't Halloween, fam.

00:37:28.853 --> 00:37:29.986
I'm done.

00:37:29.988 --> 00:37:32.221
My sister know
where I'm at, okay?

00:37:32.223 --> 00:37:34.623
And she live all the way
in Arkansas.

00:37:34.625 --> 00:37:36.825
Okay. Here's the deal, class.

00:37:36.827 --> 00:37:39.728
You will be given homework
every night

00:37:39.730 --> 00:37:41.197
just like regular high school.

00:37:41.199 --> 00:37:42.764
And now...

00:37:42.766 --> 00:37:44.267
a pop quiz

00:37:44.269 --> 00:37:47.936
just so I can get a better idea
of where you all are.

00:37:47.938 --> 00:37:50.005
Wait, wait. We got a...
we got a test on the first day?

00:37:50.007 --> 00:37:53.109
Teddy, it's a pop quiz, okay?

00:37:53.111 --> 00:37:54.410
Look here, folks.

00:37:54.412 --> 00:37:57.879
I am here to teach
if you're here to learn.

00:37:57.881 --> 00:38:01.416
Otherwise, you can get out
of my class right now.

00:38:01.418 --> 00:38:03.285
That's what's up.

00:38:03.287 --> 00:38:05.589
Welcome to night school.

00:38:08.259 --> 00:38:10.659
There you go.

00:38:10.661 --> 00:38:12.427
It was terrible, man.
Terrible!

00:38:12.429 --> 00:38:13.929
Like, she's not like
the teachers

00:38:13.931 --> 00:38:15.330
that we had back in the day.

00:38:15.332 --> 00:38:17.400
- What?
- This woman is a brick wall,

00:38:17.402 --> 00:38:18.967
and I can't...
I can't work her.

00:38:18.969 --> 00:38:21.236
I can't work a brick wall.

00:38:21.238 --> 00:38:22.204
What are you...
what are you doing?

00:38:22.206 --> 00:38:24.272
I'm working out.
I'm trying to shed some LBs.

00:38:24.274 --> 00:38:26.674
- I want to feel fit.
- Uh, why am I even asking?

00:38:26.676 --> 00:38:28.977
In the meantime, please stop
paying for everything,

00:38:28.979 --> 00:38:31.447
and you have to get a temp job.

00:38:31.449 --> 00:38:33.849
You don't think I've been looking for a job?

00:38:33.851 --> 00:38:36.184
What are you, crazy?
I'm on a treadmill.

00:38:36.186 --> 00:38:38.286
The jobs that I want,
they are not

00:38:38.288 --> 00:38:40.755
going to give
to a high school dropout.

00:38:40.757 --> 00:38:42.358
Well, you can't keep
lying to Lisa.

00:38:42.360 --> 00:38:43.559
Okay?
You know what, I'm gonna go

00:38:43.561 --> 00:38:45.827
on Monster.com right now,
see if anything new popped up.

00:38:45.829 --> 00:38:48.063
What are you going...
what are you going to find

00:38:48.065 --> 00:38:49.364
- on Monster.com?
- Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.

00:38:49.366 --> 00:38:50.965
Okay, here we go.
"Sales associate wanted.

00:38:50.967 --> 00:38:52.968
Marketing skills a must."

00:38:52.970 --> 00:38:54.903
And... wait for it.

00:38:54.905 --> 00:38:57.139
"No GED required."

00:38:57.141 --> 00:38:59.241
You gotta jump on this, man.
This is perfect.

00:39:14.458 --> 00:39:16.994
It's chicken from the Lord.

00:39:18.095 --> 00:39:19.861
So he... so he made it?

00:39:19.863 --> 00:39:21.331
Yes, sir, he did.

00:39:22.499 --> 00:39:24.132
Yeah.

00:39:24.134 --> 00:39:26.033
I-I can...
I can work with this.

00:39:26.035 --> 00:39:28.136
- You can?
- Yeah.

00:39:28.138 --> 00:39:30.038
Basically,
what you want to do...

00:39:30.040 --> 00:39:33.108
you want to... you want to
uplift your customers' palate.

00:39:33.110 --> 00:39:34.742
- Yes, sir.
- When they bite

00:39:34.744 --> 00:39:36.877
into your food,
you want their taste buds

00:39:36.879 --> 00:39:38.946
to scream out, "Hallelujah!"

00:39:38.948 --> 00:39:40.115
Preach it, Brother Teddy.

00:39:40.117 --> 00:39:41.449
You are a godsend.

00:39:41.451 --> 00:39:43.018
I'm a salesman, man.

00:39:43.020 --> 00:39:44.386
That's what I do, okay?

00:39:44.388 --> 00:39:46.787
Now, when it comes to titles,
I don't even care.

00:39:46.789 --> 00:39:48.390
"Marketing director"...
that's up to you.

00:39:48.392 --> 00:39:51.091
"WWJD," at this point.
"What would Jesus do?"

00:39:51.093 --> 00:39:52.394
- Yes, sir.
- The one thing that I ask

00:39:52.396 --> 00:39:53.929
is for you to be flexible
with the hours,

00:39:53.931 --> 00:39:55.363
'cause I'm getting my GED.

00:39:55.365 --> 00:39:57.165
You are bettering yourself,
Brother Teddy.

00:39:57.167 --> 00:39:59.334
- Yeah.
- That's what being a Christian is all about.

00:39:59.336 --> 00:40:01.135
Yeah, amen to that.

00:40:01.137 --> 00:40:02.136
Amen.

00:40:02.138 --> 00:40:03.706
- Yeah.
- Glory be.

00:40:04.875 --> 00:40:06.243
This should fit you perfectly.

00:40:07.544 --> 00:40:08.543
Brother Teddy,

00:40:08.545 --> 00:40:10.445
I have been waiting on the Lord

00:40:10.447 --> 00:40:12.347
to bring me a pint-sized
little man like you

00:40:12.349 --> 00:40:15.818
to fill this out,
and here you are.

00:40:17.187 --> 00:40:19.020
I'm-I'm not gonna do that.

00:40:19.022 --> 00:40:22.089
Brother Isaac,
I-I'm a black man.

00:40:22.091 --> 00:40:25.392
I can't put on
a chicken suit in 2018

00:40:25.394 --> 00:40:27.928
and stand on the side
of a highway

00:40:27.930 --> 00:40:30.098
and hawk no goddamn chicken.

00:40:30.100 --> 00:40:31.566
Now, if the marketing position
isn't what you

00:40:31.568 --> 00:40:32.933
had in mind, we can figure...

00:40:32.935 --> 00:40:34.068
What is going on?

00:40:34.070 --> 00:40:36.203
You know what? We're gonna
have to put a pin in that.

00:40:36.205 --> 00:40:37.938
- Is that a fire drill?
- All right, everybody.

00:40:37.940 --> 00:40:39.473
Let's gather round.
The hour is upon us.

00:40:39.475 --> 00:40:40.976
Where's the closest exit?

00:40:40.978 --> 00:40:43.044
- It is time to pray.
- It's time to what?

00:40:43.046 --> 00:40:45.045
It's time to pray.
Gather round.

00:40:45.047 --> 00:40:46.914
Goddamn. What is your deal?

00:40:46.916 --> 00:40:49.216
- What's...? Hey, lady.
- Dear Lord: We thank you

00:40:49.218 --> 00:40:50.484
for bringing little Teddy to us

00:40:50.486 --> 00:40:51.819
- here this morning.
- Yes, sir.

00:40:51.821 --> 00:40:53.021
This little chickadee...

00:40:53.023 --> 00:40:54.222
- Huh?
- ...is gonna share the word

00:40:54.224 --> 00:40:55.956
about your precious poultry
with the world.

00:40:55.958 --> 00:40:57.891
What I'm not gonna do
is do it in...

00:40:57.893 --> 00:40:59.260
Ma'am, ma'am.

00:40:59.262 --> 00:41:01.295
Strong hands!

00:41:01.297 --> 00:41:03.097
Excuse me!

00:41:03.099 --> 00:41:06.000
What I'm not gonna do is do it
in the chick... Goddamn.

00:41:06.002 --> 00:41:07.101
Brother Teddy...

00:41:07.103 --> 00:41:08.370
He's in you.

00:41:08.372 --> 00:41:09.471
He's in you, ain't he?

00:41:09.473 --> 00:41:10.871
Chicken suit or not,

00:41:10.873 --> 00:41:12.506
we are all praying together
right now

00:41:12.508 --> 00:41:14.842
that you're gonna find
your nest here with us today.

00:41:14.844 --> 00:41:16.910
- Okay.
- Amen and amen.

00:41:16.912 --> 00:41:19.179
Amen!

00:41:19.181 --> 00:41:20.114
Amen. Yes, sir!

00:41:20.116 --> 00:41:21.148
Welcome, Brother Teddy.

00:41:21.150 --> 00:41:23.183
All right, everybody,
this is a big day.

00:41:23.185 --> 00:41:25.152
Hey, brother, let me holler
at you real quick.

00:41:25.154 --> 00:41:26.453
Are y'all in the Sunken Place?

00:41:26.455 --> 00:41:28.189
Let's share Jesus
through our food. Let's go.

00:41:28.191 --> 00:41:29.591
The lunch rush is upon us.

00:41:29.593 --> 00:41:30.991
What... lunch rush?

00:41:30.993 --> 00:41:32.092
It's 10:00 a.m.

00:41:32.094 --> 00:41:33.460
I don't understand

00:41:33.462 --> 00:41:34.962
how that could be considered
a lunch rush.

00:41:34.964 --> 00:41:36.597
Trust me, Brother Teddy.

00:41:36.599 --> 00:41:39.333
Okay, if there... if-if there's
any way that I can just talk

00:41:39.335 --> 00:41:41.336
- to you about the...
- Good morning, ladies.

00:41:41.338 --> 00:41:42.537
Hello, Cinnamon.

00:41:42.539 --> 00:41:43.538
Roxy.

00:41:43.540 --> 00:41:44.972
Hello, ladies.

00:41:44.974 --> 00:41:46.307
Tootie, how was the shift?

00:41:46.309 --> 00:41:47.875
Hollywood, how you doing?

00:41:47.877 --> 00:41:49.443
Good to see you, Leigh.

00:41:49.445 --> 00:41:51.111
Hello, Veronica,
how was your shift?

00:41:51.113 --> 00:41:53.881
Roxy, good to see you.

00:42:02.558 --> 00:42:04.592
<i>Now, from your first
night of homework,</i>

00:42:04.594 --> 00:42:09.063
you all should be very familiar
with the Pythagorean theorem.

00:42:09.065 --> 00:42:10.297
All right? Say it with me.

00:42:10.299 --> 00:42:11.532
"Pythagorean..."

00:42:11.534 --> 00:42:12.566
"Pythagorean."

00:42:12.568 --> 00:42:13.567
"Pathygorinean."

00:42:13.569 --> 00:42:14.967
- "Theorem."
- "Theorem."

00:42:14.969 --> 00:42:16.103
- "Theorem."
- That's how you say it.

00:42:16.105 --> 00:42:17.505
That's what it is.

00:42:17.507 --> 00:42:19.973
Hey, yo, Bobby, watch out, fam!

00:42:19.975 --> 00:42:22.009
- My God.
- Oh!

00:42:22.011 --> 00:42:23.243
- What?!
- Ooh.

00:42:23.245 --> 00:42:25.145
Oh!

00:42:25.147 --> 00:42:27.981
Shit.

00:42:27.983 --> 00:42:30.084
Can't you see
I'm trying to learn?

00:42:30.086 --> 00:42:31.653
Someone ought to call the cops.

00:42:31.655 --> 00:42:33.987
- What's happening?
- Take that!

00:42:35.491 --> 00:42:37.224
- Ooh!
- Jesus.

00:42:37.226 --> 00:42:38.925
Get off me! Get off me!

00:42:38.927 --> 00:42:40.361
He's getting up, he's
getting up, he's getting up.

00:42:40.363 --> 00:42:41.563
Watch out, fam!
Behind you, nigga!

00:42:41.565 --> 00:42:43.430
- Oh, my God.
- Oh!

00:42:43.432 --> 00:42:44.998
Oh, he just kicked him
in the...

00:42:45.000 --> 00:42:46.266
- Oh, my God!
- Oh!

00:42:49.170 --> 00:42:50.571
- Oh! Enough!
- Yeah! Yeah!

00:42:50.573 --> 00:42:52.039
Finish him! Step on his head!

00:42:53.209 --> 00:42:54.641
- Come here. Break it up.
- Come on!

00:42:54.643 --> 00:42:56.643
Up!

00:42:56.645 --> 00:42:58.412
- Hey, come on!
- Oh, hey, man!

00:42:58.414 --> 00:42:59.513
I didn't do shit.

00:42:59.515 --> 00:43:01.615
That's the stuff right there.

00:43:01.617 --> 00:43:03.383
Reminds me of the old days.

00:43:06.088 --> 00:43:08.455
They had the wrong guy.

00:43:08.457 --> 00:43:10.224
- Please continue.
- You sure you cool,

00:43:10.226 --> 00:43:11.658
or do we need to just chill

00:43:11.660 --> 00:43:13.627
and wait for you
to make a new shank?

00:43:13.629 --> 00:43:17.030
Please continue
with the Pythagorean...

00:43:17.032 --> 00:43:18.599
"theory-em."

00:43:18.601 --> 00:43:21.068
O-Okay.

00:43:21.070 --> 00:43:22.736
You know what we
ought to do for Bobby?

00:43:22.738 --> 00:43:25.204
We should get him, like,
some smokes,

00:43:25.206 --> 00:43:26.740
'cause that stuff
is like currency in prison.

00:43:26.742 --> 00:43:28.108
That and ass.

00:43:28.110 --> 00:43:29.443
Okay, here we go.

00:43:29.445 --> 00:43:32.045
So, this is what we call
a right triangle.

00:43:32.047 --> 00:43:35.549
And we already know the value
of two sides of the triangle.

00:43:35.551 --> 00:43:38.151
- Oh...
- That should make it very easy for us

00:43:38.153 --> 00:43:40.554
- to calculate the hypotenuse.
- Mmm, mmm.

00:43:40.556 --> 00:43:44.725
A-squared plus B-squared
equals C-squared.

00:43:44.727 --> 00:43:46.092
Say that with me, guys.

00:43:46.094 --> 00:43:48.762
A-squared plus B-squared

00:43:48.764 --> 00:43:51.264
equals C-squared.

00:43:51.266 --> 00:43:53.267
Very good. Uh, Teddy?

00:43:53.269 --> 00:43:54.735
You seem to be getting
a real kick out of this.

00:43:54.737 --> 00:43:56.770
She got you, Teddy!

00:43:56.772 --> 00:43:59.105
You want to come up
and solve the problem?

00:43:59.107 --> 00:44:00.542
Busted!

00:44:03.178 --> 00:44:05.112
If, uh, that's what you...

00:44:05.114 --> 00:44:07.381
if that's what you
want me to do.

00:44:07.383 --> 00:44:08.315
Come on up.

00:44:08.317 --> 00:44:09.716
Come on, Teddy.
You got this.

00:44:10.719 --> 00:44:12.351
You got this, Teddy.
Teddy!

00:44:12.353 --> 00:44:14.187
Teddy! Teddy!

00:44:14.189 --> 00:44:16.690
Teddy! Ted, Teddy, Teddy!

00:44:24.032 --> 00:44:26.167
Find the value of C.

00:44:39.347 --> 00:44:40.616
You know what?

00:44:43.419 --> 00:44:45.552
I think there's something
in here.

00:44:48.456 --> 00:44:51.426
Yo, yo, yo!
What up, my night school?

00:44:52.528 --> 00:44:55.261
Who you looking for, fam?

00:44:55.263 --> 00:44:57.129
I'm the principal
of this high school,

00:44:57.131 --> 00:44:59.634
and I'm just dropping by
to check on...

00:45:01.269 --> 00:45:02.702
What is he doing here?

00:45:02.704 --> 00:45:05.772
I'm studying to get my GED,
like everybody else.

00:45:05.774 --> 00:45:10.109
So, if you don't mind, I'd like
to get back to learning.

00:45:11.679 --> 00:45:13.479
Of course.

00:45:13.481 --> 00:45:14.614
My apologies for interrupting.

00:45:14.616 --> 00:45:16.148
Thank you.

00:45:16.150 --> 00:45:19.418
Actually,
I would like to observe

00:45:19.420 --> 00:45:21.354
for a minute, if that's okay.

00:45:21.356 --> 00:45:24.524
Please, continue solving
the problem.

00:45:24.526 --> 00:45:26.327
Forget I'm here.

00:45:27.629 --> 00:45:28.664
Cool.

00:45:29.765 --> 00:45:31.631
That's fine with me.

00:45:31.633 --> 00:45:33.867
Okay, so if I'm gonna do this,

00:45:33.869 --> 00:45:35.868
let's do it step by step.
Let's make sure we do it right.

00:45:35.870 --> 00:45:38.504
First things first...
let's get rid of this line.

00:45:39.775 --> 00:45:41.340
Because it's written sloppy.

00:45:41.342 --> 00:45:43.242
- So let's get that baby in there.
- Eight.

00:45:43.244 --> 00:45:44.277
Right?

00:45:44.279 --> 00:45:45.411
- Huh.
- We got these three sides.

00:45:45.413 --> 00:45:47.380
Got A, B, C. Let's split that.

00:45:47.382 --> 00:45:48.581
That's there.

00:45:48.583 --> 00:45:49.715
- Take these twos away.
- Mmm...

00:45:49.717 --> 00:45:51.216
He don't know the answer.

00:45:51.218 --> 00:45:53.252
Because that's what
confuses you.

00:45:53.254 --> 00:45:56.188
And then...

00:45:56.190 --> 00:45:57.757
- I'm realizing what it is.
- Eight!

00:45:57.759 --> 00:45:59.191
The answer's five.

00:45:59.193 --> 00:46:00.459
It's five.

00:46:00.461 --> 00:46:01.861
Easy.

00:46:01.863 --> 00:46:03.897
Okay, you're looking
at five-squared.

00:46:03.899 --> 00:46:06.165
Me up here, I don't have time.

00:46:06.167 --> 00:46:08.367
I don't have time.
Why do I even waste my time?

00:46:08.369 --> 00:46:09.802
I don't have
time to waste my time

00:46:09.804 --> 00:46:11.203
on the Pythagorean theorem.
It's simple.

00:46:11.205 --> 00:46:12.438
- It's simple.
- Wow.

00:46:12.440 --> 00:46:15.575
That is very impressive, Teddy.

00:46:15.577 --> 00:46:17.376
Very impressive.

00:46:17.378 --> 00:46:20.479
I look forward to seeing
how you do on the midterm.

00:46:20.481 --> 00:46:21.881
My midterm.

00:46:21.883 --> 00:46:23.749
All right.

00:46:23.751 --> 00:46:25.585
Are we done here, Stewart,

00:46:25.587 --> 00:46:28.621
or do you want to teach the
rest of the class for tonight?

00:46:28.623 --> 00:46:30.256
Carry on, Carrie.

00:46:30.258 --> 00:46:32.258
I don't like his attitude.

00:46:32.260 --> 00:46:34.161
You all have a wonderful class.

00:46:35.396 --> 00:46:37.797
- Oy!
- What?

00:46:37.799 --> 00:46:40.499
God, that guy is a douchebag.

00:46:40.501 --> 00:46:42.401
Are we just gonna gloss
over the fact

00:46:42.403 --> 00:46:44.737
that we just watched
a prison fight?

00:46:44.739 --> 00:46:46.806
How many classes do we have left?

00:46:46.808 --> 00:46:49.574
I actually have to work
for four hours right now.

00:46:49.576 --> 00:46:52.812
I can give you a ride home
for ten bucks, if you want.

00:46:52.814 --> 00:46:54.647
Hey, Carrie. Hey.

00:46:55.883 --> 00:46:57.650
That was real cool what you did

00:46:57.652 --> 00:46:59.351
for me in there
at the blackboard.

00:46:59.353 --> 00:47:00.352
You know, that's what
I was talking about

00:47:00.354 --> 00:47:01.887
when I just say
"watching out for each other."

00:47:01.889 --> 00:47:04.557
You know, you scratch my back,
I'll scratch yours?

00:47:04.559 --> 00:47:06.559
Oh, there's not gonna be any
more back-scratching, Teddy.

00:47:06.561 --> 00:47:08.761
That's the last time
that happens.

00:47:08.763 --> 00:47:11.764
And what was really going on
with you at the board anyways?

00:47:11.766 --> 00:47:12.765
Nothing.

00:47:12.767 --> 00:47:14.332
Nothing.

00:47:14.334 --> 00:47:16.569
No, I was just...
I wasn't prepared.

00:47:16.571 --> 00:47:18.638
If you're not gonna
do the work, drop the class.

00:47:18.640 --> 00:47:19.772
Why would you...?
No, Carrie.

00:47:19.774 --> 00:47:21.741
Hey, I'm gonna do the work.

00:47:21.743 --> 00:47:23.341
- You'll see.
- We'll see.

00:47:23.343 --> 00:47:25.443
- Yes, we will.
- Great.

00:47:25.445 --> 00:47:26.946
- Superb.
- Excellent.

00:47:26.948 --> 00:47:28.347
- Good.
- Mm-hmm.

00:47:34.789 --> 00:47:36.688
Shit.

00:47:36.690 --> 00:47:38.759
<i>Honey, I'm home.</i>

00:47:42.997 --> 00:47:44.699
You sleeping?

00:47:45.867 --> 00:47:47.467
You up?

00:47:57.344 --> 00:47:59.411
Excuse me.

00:47:59.413 --> 00:48:01.346
Booty look good, don't it?

00:48:01.348 --> 00:48:03.849
Too bad your face gonna be
in between them books

00:48:03.851 --> 00:48:05.518
and not them cheeks.

00:48:07.021 --> 00:48:08.388
Go study.

00:48:10.557 --> 00:48:11.591
I don't want to study.

00:48:12.859 --> 00:48:14.459
Mmm.

00:48:17.532 --> 00:48:19.865
Come on, Teddy. Focus.

00:48:19.867 --> 00:48:21.299
Focus, Teddy.

00:48:21.301 --> 00:48:22.436
Focus!

00:48:25.772 --> 00:48:27.505
You'll never get it!

00:48:27.507 --> 00:48:29.475
Give it back!

00:48:29.477 --> 00:48:31.609
<i>Hey, guys, this is my demo.</i>

00:48:31.611 --> 00:48:33.511
♪ No matter what it takes,
you know ♪

00:48:33.513 --> 00:48:35.447
♪ I'm always gonna
keep on fighting ♪

00:48:35.449 --> 00:48:36.715
♪ I'm fighting...

00:48:38.618 --> 00:48:40.786
Little Mac! What are you doing?

00:48:40.788 --> 00:48:42.320
That's my phone.
Those were my notes.

00:48:42.322 --> 00:48:43.555
You should be studying.

00:48:43.557 --> 00:48:45.925
What the hell?
Don't be such a dick.

00:48:45.927 --> 00:48:47.292
- You're gonna study!
- I hate you!

00:48:48.628 --> 00:48:49.928
What's the circumference
of that pizza?

00:48:49.930 --> 00:48:50.929
The diameter.

00:48:50.931 --> 00:48:53.498
Just tell me, how many
pepperonis on the pizza?

00:48:53.500 --> 00:48:54.599
I'm giving you one star.

00:48:54.601 --> 00:48:56.668
I'm gonna drop you off here
in a bad neighborhood.

00:48:56.670 --> 00:48:57.769
How about that?

00:48:57.771 --> 00:48:59.637
Theresa!

00:48:59.639 --> 00:49:01.005
It's after 10:00. Hello!

00:49:01.007 --> 00:49:02.372
That's my Randy.

00:49:02.374 --> 00:49:03.943
Sweetest guy on earth.

00:49:03.945 --> 00:49:06.078
Does anybody else want to try
to take a crack at this?

00:49:06.080 --> 00:49:08.379
- I'm kind of busy right now.
- Mmm!

00:49:08.381 --> 00:49:10.014
Babe, you seen my Wite-Out?

00:49:10.016 --> 00:49:12.016
What the...? Oh, hell no.

00:49:12.018 --> 00:49:13.618
Trina.

00:49:13.620 --> 00:49:16.789
What-what-what-what,
you got robotic side dick now?

00:49:16.791 --> 00:49:18.690
"Fat asses."

00:49:18.692 --> 00:49:20.759
You know what fat asses like?

00:49:20.761 --> 00:49:22.427
Dudes that have a real job.

00:49:22.429 --> 00:49:24.362
- Teddy!
- Get your ass out.

00:49:24.364 --> 00:49:26.530
Teddy, if you don't pass
that midterm,

00:49:26.532 --> 00:49:28.433
no way homegirl stays with you.

00:49:28.435 --> 00:49:29.869
Huh?

00:49:29.871 --> 00:49:31.603
Think about that.

00:49:31.605 --> 00:49:32.971
We're gonna have
to steal the test.

00:49:32.973 --> 00:49:33.972
Whoa.

00:49:33.974 --> 00:49:35.440
Mind meld.

00:49:35.442 --> 00:49:36.875
I was thinking
the exact same thing.

00:49:36.877 --> 00:49:38.442
If we being real with it,

00:49:38.444 --> 00:49:40.012
I need as much help
as I can get.

00:49:40.014 --> 00:49:42.981
Going from capping bottles
to hypotenuses and all that,

00:49:42.983 --> 00:49:45.483
I'm just as confounded
by the material

00:49:45.485 --> 00:49:47.685
as the rest of y'all.
Feel me?

00:49:47.687 --> 00:49:50.587
I really hate to admit it,
but with the language barrier

00:49:50.589 --> 00:49:53.125
and all the Lyft driving
I've been doing,

00:49:53.127 --> 00:49:54.926
I'm struggling as well, guys.

00:49:54.928 --> 00:49:57.764
I think a caper sounds fun.

00:49:59.499 --> 00:50:01.132
When'd you get here, Theresa?

00:50:01.134 --> 00:50:03.001
Oh, I've been here
the whole time.

00:50:03.003 --> 00:50:04.636
People never notice me.

00:50:04.638 --> 00:50:06.504
It happens all the time.
It's...

00:50:06.506 --> 00:50:08.907
kind of like a superpower,
but...

00:50:08.909 --> 00:50:11.545
one that comes
with a crushing loneliness.

00:50:14.814 --> 00:50:17.448
I'm blessed. I'm so blessed.

00:50:17.450 --> 00:50:19.150
Yeah, God is good.

00:50:19.152 --> 00:50:20.451
Mm-hmm.

00:50:20.453 --> 00:50:21.920
Okay.

00:50:21.922 --> 00:50:24.055
Hey, Mila, what about you?

00:50:24.057 --> 00:50:25.824
My parents are gonna be
really pissed

00:50:25.826 --> 00:50:27.393
if I get busted again.

00:50:28.728 --> 00:50:30.495
- Yeah, I'm in.
- I'm in.

00:50:30.497 --> 00:50:31.429
- That's what I'm talking about.
- All right.

00:50:31.431 --> 00:50:33.932
I just have one question
before we do this.

00:50:33.934 --> 00:50:35.666
- What's up?
- Why does Teddy get to be

00:50:35.668 --> 00:50:36.767
the ringleader, guys?
Come on.

00:50:36.769 --> 00:50:38.535
- Goddamn it, Luis.
- Not now.

00:50:38.537 --> 00:50:41.139
- I mean, seriously, man?
- It was his idea.

00:50:41.141 --> 00:50:43.408
He knows this school
better than any of us.

00:50:43.410 --> 00:50:45.076
Ah. Just never mind the fact

00:50:45.078 --> 00:50:47.678
that I snuck
into a little place...

00:50:47.680 --> 00:50:49.147
called America.

00:50:49.149 --> 00:50:50.881
Ha! That's true!

00:50:50.883 --> 00:50:53.017
Luis is hot tonight.

00:51:28.588 --> 00:51:30.121
- Yo, T.
- What?

00:51:30.123 --> 00:51:31.856
I appreciate you bringing

00:51:31.858 --> 00:51:33.757
this amazing, blazing
Satan chicken.

00:51:33.759 --> 00:51:35.159
It's like, it's hot,
but it's not.

00:51:35.161 --> 00:51:37.161
And I don't like spicy food,
but this one...

00:51:37.163 --> 00:51:40.665
Let me tell you
what else is hot... your breath.

00:51:40.667 --> 00:51:43.101
Why are you breathing on
the side of my face like that?

00:51:43.103 --> 00:51:45.535
- Oh.
- You're smacking all in my ear, man. Stop.

00:51:47.140 --> 00:51:48.705
You're still smacking.

00:51:48.707 --> 00:51:50.507
Goddamn it, you're done.
You're done.

00:51:50.509 --> 00:51:51.609
You're done with that.

00:51:51.611 --> 00:51:53.878
Really?

00:51:53.880 --> 00:51:55.712
God, what-what is
your problem, man?

00:51:55.714 --> 00:51:58.216
- What?
- I said wear all black. Why didn't you wear black?

00:51:58.218 --> 00:52:01.084
Laundry day.
All my darks were in the wash.

00:52:01.086 --> 00:52:02.486
So you wore yellow?

00:52:02.488 --> 00:52:03.821
It's fresh. It's clean.

00:52:03.823 --> 00:52:05.790
Get your...
get your arm out my face.

00:52:05.792 --> 00:52:07.158
Get out of my face.

00:52:07.160 --> 00:52:09.060
Focus. Let's go.

00:52:09.062 --> 00:52:10.796
Let's go.

00:52:12.131 --> 00:52:13.797
Yo, Teddy,
what's the play, man?

00:52:13.799 --> 00:52:15.800
Last night
I saw the janitor cleaning

00:52:15.802 --> 00:52:17.902
Stewart's office
around 8:00 p.m.

00:52:17.904 --> 00:52:20.038
I get it...
that's the inside man, huh?

00:52:20.040 --> 00:52:22.039
No, Bobby,
he's not my inside man.

00:52:22.041 --> 00:52:23.976
He's the janitor.

00:52:28.181 --> 00:52:29.847
Oh, shit.

00:52:29.849 --> 00:52:32.183
I got
to take this, I got to take it.

00:52:32.185 --> 00:52:33.850
Sh-Shit.

00:52:33.852 --> 00:52:36.253
Aw.

00:52:36.255 --> 00:52:38.055
No, no, no.

00:52:43.029 --> 00:52:44.228
Hey, babe.

00:52:44.230 --> 00:52:46.129
Hey, baby, I miss you.

00:52:46.131 --> 00:52:47.931
Are you still at work?

00:52:47.933 --> 00:52:51.768
Uh, yeah, yeah, right now I'm in
the, uh, I'm in the break room.

00:52:51.770 --> 00:52:53.837
Can I get a tour of the office?

00:52:53.839 --> 00:52:56.274
If my baby wants a tour,
then she can get a tour.

00:52:56.276 --> 00:52:57.975
- You always want to see something.
- Ah!

00:52:57.977 --> 00:52:58.976
- If I...
- Oh, Teddy.

00:52:58.978 --> 00:53:00.277
- Hey.
- Teddy, oh.

00:53:00.279 --> 00:53:02.745
We got a situation here,
we got a real...

00:53:02.747 --> 00:53:04.614
- Hot lava, hot lava.
- What? Hey.

00:53:04.616 --> 00:53:05.882
- Okay.
- Um...

00:53:05.884 --> 00:53:07.718
Oh, God, oh, God,
oh, God, oh, God!

00:53:07.720 --> 00:53:08.919
- Aah!
- Wha...?

00:53:08.921 --> 00:53:10.053
God, turtle head sticking out.

00:53:10.055 --> 00:53:11.321
- Oh, that's a big one.
- Uh...

00:53:11.323 --> 00:53:13.689
- Babe, what is going on over there?
- Oh, big shit.

00:53:13.691 --> 00:53:15.058
Honey, that's, uh, that's actually...

00:53:15.060 --> 00:53:16.960
...that's actually one
of my account managers.

00:53:17.796 --> 00:53:19.896
Personalities
all over the office.

00:53:19.898 --> 00:53:21.031
Uh, nonstop laughs.

00:53:21.033 --> 00:53:22.332
- Hot lava!
- Nonstop.

00:53:22.334 --> 00:53:23.934
You know how I do...

00:53:23.936 --> 00:53:25.869
play around... at the office.

00:53:27.307 --> 00:53:28.306
- Who's...?
- Hey, yo, what's up, bro?

00:53:28.308 --> 00:53:30.274
You hung up on me, man.

00:53:30.276 --> 00:53:32.075
- Who's that?
- That's one of my,

00:53:32.077 --> 00:53:33.910
that's one of my clients there,
right there.

00:53:33.912 --> 00:53:35.912
Yeah, we were, we were going
over his portfolio.

00:53:35.914 --> 00:53:37.580
Kind of looks
like he's in prison.

00:53:37.582 --> 00:53:39.983
Oh, my God,
you're so beautiful, baby.

00:53:39.985 --> 00:53:41.651
Well, he looks like that

00:53:41.653 --> 00:53:43.954
'cause he is... insider trading.

00:53:43.956 --> 00:53:45.789
He was wrongfully accused.

00:53:45.791 --> 00:53:48.624
You're looking like J.Lo
<i>and</i> Beyoncé, mama.

00:53:48.626 --> 00:53:50.293
Would you mind showing me
your privates?

00:53:50.295 --> 00:53:51.762
Enough, Bobby.

00:53:51.764 --> 00:53:53.096
Like, turn around,
let me see that ass,

00:53:53.098 --> 00:53:54.631
please, a little tit, something.

00:53:54.633 --> 00:53:55.966
Excuse me?

00:53:55.968 --> 00:53:57.300
I'm, like,
really strong right now.

00:53:57.302 --> 00:54:00.203
Like, I could do things to you...
legendary shit.

00:54:00.205 --> 00:54:01.171
Enough, Bobby.

00:54:01.173 --> 00:54:02.972
I'll take some upper thigh,
but, for real,

00:54:02.974 --> 00:54:05.208
I really want
to see some punani.

00:54:05.210 --> 00:54:06.176
Excuse me?

00:54:06.178 --> 00:54:08.211
Listen... oh, my God.

00:54:08.213 --> 00:54:09.279
I don't know what you put in me.

00:54:09.281 --> 00:54:10.280
It just hit me.

00:54:10.282 --> 00:54:11.714
But it feels like the Devil!

00:54:11.716 --> 00:54:14.083
It just hit me what he said,
honey.

00:54:14.085 --> 00:54:15.319
He's saying "piñata."

00:54:15.321 --> 00:54:17.654
Man, I ain't see some punani
in so long.

00:54:17.656 --> 00:54:19.122
Bobby likes to hit piñatas.

00:54:19.124 --> 00:54:20.656
- No!
- Let me... you know what I'm gonna do?

00:54:20.658 --> 00:54:21.958
Let me, let me call you back.

00:54:21.960 --> 00:54:22.893
- Uh...
- I love you,

00:54:22.895 --> 00:54:25.095
and I... we'll do the tour
when I'm done.

00:54:25.097 --> 00:54:26.929
Bye, babe.

00:54:26.931 --> 00:54:28.231
What was that, Bobby?

00:54:28.233 --> 00:54:30.000
Yo, Ted, good looking, bro.

00:54:30.002 --> 00:54:31.368
That's my fiancée, man.

00:54:31.370 --> 00:54:32.601
You don't talk to her like that.

00:54:32.603 --> 00:54:36.339
When I go back to the cell,
I got the legendary socky-sock.

00:54:36.341 --> 00:54:38.707
You're not having a sock session
to my woman.

00:54:38.709 --> 00:54:40.177
That's, that's not going
to happen.

00:54:40.179 --> 00:54:42.245
I'm going all out.

00:54:43.248 --> 00:54:44.814
Okay, what is in your ass, Mac?

00:54:44.816 --> 00:54:46.782
Cut me a break, man.

00:54:46.784 --> 00:54:47.585
I've had enough!

00:54:50.188 --> 00:54:52.322
Hold on a second,
we got a code red.

00:54:52.324 --> 00:54:54.091
We got a code red.

00:54:54.093 --> 00:54:55.859
Teddy, I got no toilet paper.

00:54:55.861 --> 00:54:58.095
Toilet paper, Teddy,
one-time me!

00:54:58.097 --> 00:54:59.129
One-time me!

00:54:59.131 --> 00:55:00.898
Teddy!

00:55:06.138 --> 00:55:07.870
All right, guys, listen.

00:55:07.872 --> 00:55:09.705
When the janitor exits,

00:55:09.707 --> 00:55:11.408
we're gonna go out,
we're gonna catch the door.

00:55:11.410 --> 00:55:13.309
And then we're gonna
enter quietly.

00:55:13.311 --> 00:55:14.612
- Okay.
- Okay?

00:55:15.881 --> 00:55:17.015
Wait a minute.

00:55:18.016 --> 00:55:19.249
Where's Big Mac?

00:55:19.251 --> 00:55:21.184
I thought he was with us.

00:55:21.186 --> 00:55:23.085
He...

00:55:23.087 --> 00:55:24.755
Damn it.

00:55:30.429 --> 00:55:31.896
What's he doing?

00:55:37.301 --> 00:55:39.236
- Oh, my God.
- What are you doing?

00:55:39.238 --> 00:55:41.039
- Come on, come on, come on, come on.
- Mac!

00:55:43.275 --> 00:55:45.975
- Holy shit, it worked.
- Oh, my God!

00:55:45.977 --> 00:55:47.143
Mac!

00:55:47.145 --> 00:55:48.244
Did you just kill him?

00:55:48.246 --> 00:55:49.245
No, I didn't kill him.

00:55:49.247 --> 00:55:50.246
I just choked him out.

00:55:50.248 --> 00:55:51.281
You said no witnesses.

00:55:51.283 --> 00:55:52.748
When did I say that?

00:55:52.750 --> 00:55:54.119
You didn't say that?

00:55:55.187 --> 00:55:56.219
Oh, God.

00:55:56.221 --> 00:55:57.287
You know what?

00:55:57.289 --> 00:55:58.888
I got my signals crossed.

00:55:58.890 --> 00:56:00.723
There's a lot
of instructions, Teddy.

00:56:00.725 --> 00:56:02.124
I didn't say anything about...

00:56:02.126 --> 00:56:04.961
You know what?
You are going to fix this.

00:56:04.963 --> 00:56:06.795
Do you hear me, Mac?
You're gonna hide this body.

00:56:06.797 --> 00:56:08.831
- Chop him up?
- Hide...

00:56:08.833 --> 00:56:10.733
- Burn it?
- Hide it.

00:56:10.735 --> 00:56:11.736
Chop, burn, bury?

00:56:14.305 --> 00:56:16.208
- Hey. Anybody got anything?
- No.

00:56:17.742 --> 00:56:19.041
All right, Mila,
how we looking?

00:56:19.043 --> 00:56:20.843
Keep looking.

00:56:20.845 --> 00:56:23.479
- Suck my balls, Teddy!
- Shit.

00:56:23.481 --> 00:56:25.814
- Shit.
- You should've seen your face.

00:56:25.816 --> 00:56:28.118
- You look ridiculous.
- Shh!

00:56:28.120 --> 00:56:29.852
All right, I stashed the body,

00:56:29.854 --> 00:56:31.887
and God willing, he'll wake up
in a couple hours.

00:56:31.889 --> 00:56:33.856
Also, that baseball coach/
principal guy,

00:56:33.858 --> 00:56:35.324
he's on his way.

00:56:35.326 --> 00:56:37.326
What? Why wouldn't you
lead with that?

00:56:40.932 --> 00:56:43.332
Damn. It's the PTA meeting.

00:56:43.334 --> 00:56:45.203
Oh, shit.

00:56:46.337 --> 00:56:48.204
Theresa, you're up.

00:56:48.206 --> 00:56:49.371
- What? What? I...
- Listen to me.

00:56:49.373 --> 00:56:51.074
- Okay.
- I need you to go out there,

00:56:51.076 --> 00:56:52.275
and I need you to stall.

00:56:52.277 --> 00:56:53.809
Oh, no, no, no, no.
I can't flirt.

00:56:53.811 --> 00:56:55.177
- I-I don't know any moves.
- I-I don't need that.

00:56:55.179 --> 00:56:56.546
I haven't flirted
since like 1996, and even then,

00:56:56.548 --> 00:56:58.314
it was like offering
to give the cop a handy

00:56:58.316 --> 00:56:59.949
to get off a speeding ticket,
and guess what.

00:56:59.951 --> 00:57:01.317
He didn't take it.
I'm bad at it.

00:57:01.319 --> 00:57:02.551
That's not what
I'm asking you to do.

00:57:02.553 --> 00:57:03.953
In my day,
it was really innocent.

00:57:03.955 --> 00:57:05.422
Now it's all about the butt.

00:57:05.424 --> 00:57:06.922
I heard a guy
the other day say,

00:57:06.924 --> 00:57:09.825
"I'm gonna crack that butt
like a walnut."

00:57:09.827 --> 00:57:11.826
- What?
- What does that even mean?

00:57:11.828 --> 00:57:13.229
- Why would you start there?
- Stop it.

00:57:13.231 --> 00:57:14.996
Wouldn't you want
to start in the front?

00:57:14.998 --> 00:57:16.499
- Theresa, listen.
- With a nice missionary position,

00:57:16.501 --> 00:57:18.467
you know, some gentle touching.

00:57:18.469 --> 00:57:20.069
In my day,
maybe once in your lifetime,

00:57:20.071 --> 00:57:21.904
you might get the end
of a pinky,

00:57:21.906 --> 00:57:23.372
and that was the thrill
of a lifetime, okay?

00:57:23.374 --> 00:57:25.274
Stop it.
That's a lot of information

00:57:25.276 --> 00:57:26.841
that I did not need to know.

00:57:26.843 --> 00:57:27.943
Yeah, that was a lot.

00:57:27.945 --> 00:57:29.445
Go talk about bake sales.

00:57:29.447 --> 00:57:31.013
- Mom stuff. Not-not butt stuff.
- Yeah, mom stuff.

00:57:31.015 --> 00:57:32.848
- Go mom it.
- I-I'll try. I'll try.

00:57:32.850 --> 00:57:34.183
- Okay? Okay.
- I can do that.

00:57:34.185 --> 00:57:35.384
- Go, go.
- Got it. Okay.

00:57:35.386 --> 00:57:38.820
Shit. Luis, go out there
before she puts

00:57:38.822 --> 00:57:40.122
- something in her butt.
- Okay.

00:57:40.124 --> 00:57:41.257
Okay?

00:57:45.196 --> 00:57:46.462
What are you doing, Mac?

00:57:46.464 --> 00:57:47.996
Looking for trapdoors.

00:57:50.468 --> 00:57:52.368
I'm glad you're here, Mac.

00:57:52.370 --> 00:57:53.335
Send it to me first, please.

00:57:53.337 --> 00:57:54.136
- Right, right.
- We can e-mail you the rest.

00:57:54.138 --> 00:57:55.004
'Cause I just want to...
Thank you.

00:57:55.006 --> 00:57:56.171
- That would be great.
- I'll send out

00:57:56.173 --> 00:57:58.340
- that e-mail tonight, okay?
- Yeah. Thank you so much.

00:57:58.342 --> 00:57:59.575
- Okay, bye.
- Drive home safe.

00:57:59.577 --> 00:58:01.175
Oh, hey.

00:58:01.177 --> 00:58:02.411
Hi.

00:58:02.413 --> 00:58:04.614
Thank you for that great,
wonderful meeting.

00:58:04.616 --> 00:58:06.448
I'm sorry, do I know you?

00:58:06.450 --> 00:58:08.384
I was in there. Remember?

00:58:08.386 --> 00:58:09.618
Yes, yes, yes, yes.

00:58:09.620 --> 00:58:11.853
- Hi. Mrs. Howerton.
- No, you, uh, just...

00:58:11.855 --> 00:58:13.354
Mrs. Howerton. Yes, of course.

00:58:13.356 --> 00:58:15.190
No, you brought up, uh,
several compelling issues.

00:58:15.192 --> 00:58:16.525
I sure did.

00:58:16.527 --> 00:58:18.260
Well, what can I help you with?

00:58:18.262 --> 00:58:20.362
- She sucks at this. Hurry.
- I'm almost there.

00:58:20.364 --> 00:58:23.064
So my child gets an assignment
about the solar system,

00:58:23.066 --> 00:58:24.433
and it's to make a diorama,

00:58:24.435 --> 00:58:26.100
and he doesn't know how
to make a diorama.

00:58:26.102 --> 00:58:27.503
I'm the one
with the hot glue gun

00:58:27.505 --> 00:58:29.371
in the middle of the night...
it's 11:00 p.m.

00:58:29.373 --> 00:58:31.206
I mean, don't get me wrong,
we're blessed to go to

00:58:31.208 --> 00:58:32.574
- school here, but I'm...
- I'm sorry, I have to go.

00:58:32.576 --> 00:58:34.376
- Okay? Call my office.
- I will. - Hurry up.

00:58:34.378 --> 00:58:35.411
I'm going, I'm going.
Calm down.

00:58:35.413 --> 00:58:37.045
Come on, Mila.

00:58:37.047 --> 00:58:38.279
You've made some great points,

00:58:38.281 --> 00:58:40.382
but I have to go now.
Good night.

00:58:40.384 --> 00:58:42.318
- Wait a minute.
- Thank you. I have to go.

00:58:42.320 --> 00:58:44.520
- Okay, I really have to go.
- Wait. No.

00:58:44.522 --> 00:58:45.920
- Wait, wait, wait.
- What?

00:58:45.922 --> 00:58:47.456
Oh! Are you okay?

00:58:47.458 --> 00:58:48.890
I feel faint.

00:58:48.892 --> 00:58:50.391
Well, let's get you some water.

00:58:50.393 --> 00:58:52.094
- Are you...?
- Thanks for catching me.

00:58:52.096 --> 00:58:54.463
Of course. Are you all right?

00:58:54.465 --> 00:58:56.498
I...

00:58:56.500 --> 00:58:58.434
Are you having a seizure?

00:59:00.503 --> 00:59:02.437
Do you have something
in your teeth?

00:59:02.439 --> 00:59:05.307
- I wish I had you in my teeth.
- No, no, no, no, no, no.

00:59:05.309 --> 00:59:07.576
Okay, no, I didn't realize
that's what this was.

00:59:07.578 --> 00:59:09.143
- No, thank you, ma'am.
- Gentle touching.

00:59:09.145 --> 00:59:10.411
I am the principal
of your child's school.

00:59:10.413 --> 00:59:11.680
- I have to walk away now, okay?
- I...

00:59:11.682 --> 00:59:13.147
I'm in a loveless marriage.
Please.

00:59:13.149 --> 00:59:14.248
I am not participating in this!

00:59:14.250 --> 00:59:15.084
- You don't have to participate.
- To a professional.

00:59:15.086 --> 00:59:17.018
I'll do it.
I'll do all the work.

00:59:17.020 --> 00:59:18.287
- No, I'm...
- I'll do it all.

00:59:18.289 --> 00:59:19.488
- If you just...
- Ma'am.

00:59:19.490 --> 00:59:20.622
- ...look me in the eyes...
- Ma'am, ma'am.

00:59:20.624 --> 00:59:21.623
Not appropriate, okay?

00:59:21.625 --> 00:59:22.624
- Okay, here it is.
- Okay?

00:59:22.626 --> 00:59:23.692
If this is what you want.

00:59:23.694 --> 00:59:24.692
This is what it's about
with you.

00:59:24.694 --> 00:59:26.627
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
I'm not looking.

00:59:26.629 --> 00:59:27.830
Crack it open like a walnut.

00:59:27.832 --> 00:59:30.366
- Thank you. No, thank you.
- Crack that nut like a walnut.

00:59:30.368 --> 00:59:31.533
Thank you. No, thank you.

00:59:31.535 --> 00:59:33.602
- Crack that nut open.
- Thank you.

00:59:33.604 --> 00:59:36.237
- No, thank you.
- Do what men do with women's asses.

00:59:36.239 --> 00:59:37.438
Oh, man.

00:59:37.440 --> 00:59:38.239
- Just tap it!
- I can't...

00:59:38.241 --> 00:59:39.041
I can't stand here
for this, okay?

00:59:39.043 --> 00:59:40.041
- Give it a crack...
- Good night.

00:59:40.043 --> 00:59:43.111
Come on, give it some.

00:59:43.113 --> 00:59:45.279
Oh, that was so hard.

00:59:45.281 --> 00:59:47.715
She wanted you so bad.

00:59:47.717 --> 00:59:50.251
But you can't go there.

00:59:50.253 --> 00:59:52.621
Principals have principles.

00:59:52.623 --> 00:59:55.390
Mmm. Oh, but you know Stewie

00:59:55.392 --> 00:59:57.158
would've tore
that ass up, though!

00:59:58.461 --> 01:00:00.561
Not a black voice.

01:00:05.603 --> 01:00:08.336
Let's see.

01:00:44.707 --> 01:00:47.210
Hello? Hello?

01:00:48.178 --> 01:00:49.412
Somebody in here?

01:00:55.218 --> 01:00:56.619
I have a bat.

01:00:57.687 --> 01:00:59.220
And I'm not afraid to use it.

01:00:59.222 --> 01:01:02.222
If there is someone in here,

01:01:02.224 --> 01:01:03.661
you are trespassing.

01:01:04.728 --> 01:01:08.062
And I am well within my rights

01:01:08.064 --> 01:01:09.564
to defend myself.

01:01:09.566 --> 01:01:12.300
So come on out,

01:01:12.302 --> 01:01:15.704
and I won't bash your head.

01:01:15.706 --> 01:01:18.272
Help!

01:01:18.274 --> 01:01:19.740
Anybody out there?

01:01:22.512 --> 01:01:24.211
Get me out of here!

01:01:25.715 --> 01:01:27.381
Whoa.

01:01:27.383 --> 01:01:29.650
- Okay.
- What the hell, Mac?

01:01:29.652 --> 01:01:31.752
- That was close.
- You're damn right it was, Mac.

01:01:31.754 --> 01:01:33.154
I wonder why.

01:01:33.156 --> 01:01:34.689
Yeah, I... well,
it's 'cause I sneezed.

01:01:34.691 --> 01:01:36.156
I know what you did.

01:01:36.158 --> 01:01:37.625
What?

01:01:37.627 --> 01:01:39.128
I got it.

01:01:41.164 --> 01:01:43.364
I really tried.
I even did the butt stuff.

01:01:43.366 --> 01:01:45.198
I told you don't do
the butt stuff.

01:01:45.200 --> 01:01:46.334
I don't know, fam,
might've worked.

01:01:46.336 --> 01:01:48.368
Looked like he might've sauced
his drawers, real talk.

01:01:48.370 --> 01:01:49.670
He what?

01:01:49.672 --> 01:01:51.205
He-he was turned on.

01:01:51.207 --> 01:01:52.273
Really?

01:01:52.275 --> 01:01:53.341
Shit, I was, too.

01:01:53.343 --> 01:01:54.342
Hey.

01:01:54.344 --> 01:01:55.576
Thanks, Jaylen.

01:01:55.578 --> 01:01:57.478
You got that little
eco-friendly vibe going.

01:01:57.480 --> 01:01:58.713
What's eco-friendly?

01:01:58.715 --> 01:02:00.146
Very little waste.

01:02:00.148 --> 01:02:02.349
Oh, I thought you meant
her bush.

01:02:02.351 --> 01:02:04.685
No. Oh, you know what?
I'm with that.

01:02:04.687 --> 01:02:06.487
Hey, now!

01:02:06.489 --> 01:02:07.722
Okay, Jaylen, Jaylen!

01:02:07.724 --> 01:02:09.222
We gotta go, y'all. Let's go.

01:02:09.224 --> 01:02:10.658
Yeah, let's go.
Come on, come on.

01:02:10.660 --> 01:02:12.227
Shit.

01:02:15.798 --> 01:02:17.832
Who's out there?

01:02:17.834 --> 01:02:20.703
Somebody help me, please.

01:02:23.438 --> 01:02:25.105
What happened?

01:02:25.107 --> 01:02:26.673
I don't know.
Someone grabbed me from behind

01:02:26.675 --> 01:02:28.543
and threw me in the slop sink.

01:02:28.545 --> 01:02:30.545
Game face, Lonnie.

01:02:30.547 --> 01:02:33.446
We're on lockdown.

01:02:33.448 --> 01:02:34.782
Ah, yeah!

01:02:34.784 --> 01:02:37.284
- That'll get him.
- Hey!

01:02:37.286 --> 01:02:39.120
- Oh, shit.
- Go, go, go! - Hey!

01:02:39.122 --> 01:02:41.656
Shit.

01:02:41.658 --> 01:02:43.791
- What do we...? Hey.
- Shit.

01:02:43.793 --> 01:02:46.226
Oh. Hey, Bobby.

01:02:46.228 --> 01:02:48.562
Bobby, shit just got real, man,
what do we do?

01:02:48.564 --> 01:02:50.697
Man, I don't know,
just don't get shot, bro.

01:02:50.699 --> 01:02:51.832
What do you mean,
"don't get shot"?

01:02:51.834 --> 01:02:53.701
Bobby, you're supposed
to be a hardened criminal, man.

01:02:53.703 --> 01:02:55.536
That can't be your advice.

01:02:55.538 --> 01:02:57.404
What the hell'd you go
to jail for, Bobby?

01:02:57.406 --> 01:02:59.339
I robbed Whole Foods, bro.

01:02:59.341 --> 01:03:00.740
I robbed Whole Foods.

01:03:00.742 --> 01:03:02.175
That's your crime?

01:03:02.177 --> 01:03:04.745
You went to jail
for stealing $15 lettuce?

01:03:04.747 --> 01:03:06.581
No, bro, you're sleeping.

01:03:06.583 --> 01:03:09.249
I moved some coke and some dope
in the day, but my kale game...

01:03:09.251 --> 01:03:11.384
- my kale game...
- No.

01:03:11.386 --> 01:03:12.385
Now, that's mean!

01:03:12.387 --> 01:03:13.887
Grass-fed beef.

01:03:13.889 --> 01:03:16.256
You don't know nothing
about no free-range chicken.

01:03:16.258 --> 01:03:18.291
- Thug life!
- Jaylen, calm... calm down.

01:03:18.293 --> 01:03:19.894
- And I had all the farmer markets on smash.
- No, no.

01:03:19.896 --> 01:03:21.428
You don't get to explain.

01:03:21.430 --> 01:03:23.296
You don't get to expla... Bye.

01:03:23.298 --> 01:03:24.664
All right, y'all, this way.

01:03:24.666 --> 01:03:25.665
Attention, intruders.

01:03:25.667 --> 01:03:27.335
This is Principal Patowsky.

01:03:27.337 --> 01:03:30.905
The exit doors are locked down.
There is no escape.

01:03:30.907 --> 01:03:34.374
I-I can't believe we're gonna
die over a GED practice test.

01:03:34.376 --> 01:03:35.642
- It's not even a real test.
- Listen.

01:03:35.644 --> 01:03:37.544
I just did this
to get out of the house.

01:03:37.546 --> 01:03:38.846
I thought this
was gonna be fun.

01:03:38.848 --> 01:03:40.180
You know,
we're gonna break in...

01:03:40.182 --> 01:03:41.414
Just shut up! Just shut up!

01:03:41.416 --> 01:03:43.918
Shut up! Goddamn!

01:03:43.920 --> 01:03:46.453
Been talking about your kids
and everything all day!

01:03:46.455 --> 01:03:48.188
This ain't the time.

01:03:48.190 --> 01:03:49.623
Now, y'all pull it together.

01:03:49.625 --> 01:03:50.925
We are fine.

01:03:50.927 --> 01:03:52.292
We-we... we are okay.

01:03:52.294 --> 01:03:53.728
The roof. Let's hit the roof.

01:03:53.730 --> 01:03:55.295
Okay, when I went
to school here,

01:03:55.297 --> 01:03:56.496
that's how we got out
of school.

01:03:56.498 --> 01:03:58.698
And then we would jump onto
the elementary school roof.

01:03:58.700 --> 01:03:59.635
Come on!

01:04:03.673 --> 01:04:05.238
- Move it, move it!
- This is a bad idea.

01:04:05.240 --> 01:04:06.339
- Come on!
- This is a bad idea!

01:04:06.341 --> 01:04:08.241
- Watch it, watch it.
- Whoa, whoa!

01:04:08.243 --> 01:04:09.843
- Whoa, whoa!
- Whoa!

01:04:09.845 --> 01:04:11.277
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
- Whoa.

01:04:11.279 --> 01:04:12.479
- Oh, my God.
- Whoa, whoa!

01:04:12.481 --> 01:04:13.713
Okay, back up.

01:04:13.715 --> 01:04:15.215
- Listen to me.
- Come on!

01:04:15.217 --> 01:04:16.784
Swear to you,
when I went to school here,

01:04:16.786 --> 01:04:18.351
that jump did not seem
that high.

01:04:18.353 --> 01:04:19.719
There's no way I can make that.

01:04:19.721 --> 01:04:21.855
I can jump like three feet.
My knees and my back

01:04:21.857 --> 01:04:23.923
are totally shot
from moving boxes, Teddy!

01:04:23.925 --> 01:04:25.224
- All right.
- What are we gonna do?

01:04:25.226 --> 01:04:26.225
- What are we gonna do?
- Listen, listen.

01:04:26.227 --> 01:04:27.360
I got it.

01:04:27.362 --> 01:04:28.728
Let's just say it's 15 feet.

01:04:28.730 --> 01:04:29.864
Oh, God.

01:04:29.866 --> 01:04:31.364
Take that 15 feet,

01:04:31.366 --> 01:04:33.233
minus the three feet
that you can jump.

01:04:33.235 --> 01:04:34.467
What are you talking about?

01:04:34.469 --> 01:04:36.736
All we gotta do is use
the Pythagorean theorem.

01:04:36.738 --> 01:04:37.704
Nobody was listening in class.

01:04:37.706 --> 01:04:39.539
- Nobody knows how to do that.
- Oh, my God.

01:04:39.541 --> 01:04:40.774
No, wait, wait, wait.
Carrie said... Carrie said,

01:04:40.776 --> 01:04:41.976
in order to do
the Pythagorean theorem,

01:04:41.978 --> 01:04:43.743
you-you have to know
the hypotenuse.

01:04:43.745 --> 01:04:46.346
All we gotta do
is hypotenuse it.

01:04:46.348 --> 01:04:47.947
A-squared plus B-squared
equals C-squared.

01:04:47.949 --> 01:04:49.716
If you know... know two sides,

01:04:49.718 --> 01:04:51.018
then that'll help you
figure out the third,

01:04:51.020 --> 01:04:52.686
so it's roughly
six feet across,

01:04:52.688 --> 01:04:55.388
and 15-squared is 225
divided by six-squared...

01:04:55.390 --> 01:04:56.890
- Hypotenuse it!
- Wait, what did I just say?

01:04:56.892 --> 01:04:58.357
- It's 36.
- Yeah, 36.

01:04:58.359 --> 01:04:59.726
But you don't divide it.
You add it.

01:04:59.728 --> 01:05:01.360
So, what did I just say?
The, um... the, uh...

01:05:01.362 --> 01:05:02.594
- She's the best one at math.
- Wait, no, uh...

01:05:02.596 --> 01:05:03.797
- Hypotenuse it!
- No, no, you can do this.

01:05:03.799 --> 01:05:05.865
- By six-squared, then... I-I don't know.
- No.

01:05:05.867 --> 01:05:07.333
No, come on. You got this.

01:05:08.804 --> 01:05:10.402
Oh, my God!

01:05:10.404 --> 01:05:12.538
- Mila!
- Oh, my God!

01:05:12.540 --> 01:05:14.607
Oh!

01:05:14.609 --> 01:05:15.642
- You all right?
- Guys!

01:05:15.644 --> 01:05:17.410
It's not a hard math problem.

01:05:17.412 --> 01:05:18.745
It's a simple physics problem.

01:05:18.747 --> 01:05:19.946
Just jump.

01:05:19.948 --> 01:05:21.981
Did you...
did you hypotenuse it?

01:05:21.983 --> 01:05:23.717
Yeah, I hypotenused it.

01:05:23.719 --> 01:05:25.350
Can you just jump?

01:05:25.352 --> 01:05:26.853
Mac, you're up next.

01:05:26.855 --> 01:05:28.521
- No. No.
- Yes.

01:05:28.523 --> 01:05:30.390
Mac, don't you
give me that, okay?

01:05:30.392 --> 01:05:31.958
When I think "man,"
I think you.

01:05:31.960 --> 01:05:35.327
I think about how proud
Little Mac must be.

01:05:35.329 --> 01:05:37.030
I want you to do
what you do best

01:05:37.032 --> 01:05:38.363
and go be great.

01:05:38.365 --> 01:05:40.633
Okay. Yeah.

01:05:40.635 --> 01:05:42.435
Get across that roof, Mac.

01:05:42.437 --> 01:05:43.670
- Yeah! Okay!
- All right?

01:05:43.672 --> 01:05:44.871
- All right.
- You got this.

01:05:44.873 --> 01:05:47.040
Mac coming in! Step back!

01:05:47.042 --> 01:05:48.875
- Let's go, Mac.
- Thank you, Teddy.

01:05:48.877 --> 01:05:50.844
Any time.

01:05:50.846 --> 01:05:52.312
Mac attack!

01:05:54.015 --> 01:05:55.314
Mac attack!

01:05:55.316 --> 01:05:57.316
♪ Owner of a lonely heart...

01:06:05.494 --> 01:06:06.226
Shit!

01:06:07.896 --> 01:06:09.095
Oh, God!

01:06:09.097 --> 01:06:10.496
Oh, Teddy!

01:06:10.498 --> 01:06:12.598
- Oh, why'd I listen to you?
- Shit.

01:06:12.600 --> 01:06:14.032
You were so convincing!

01:06:14.034 --> 01:06:16.402
- I'm sorry, buddy.
- Hey.

01:06:16.404 --> 01:06:17.937
My arm's kind of tingly.

01:06:17.939 --> 01:06:19.906
I think I might have hurt it.

01:06:19.908 --> 01:06:21.573
Feels weird, man.

01:06:21.575 --> 01:06:23.344
His damn shoulder
is in his mouth.

01:06:29.618 --> 01:06:30.683
Oh!

01:06:30.685 --> 01:06:32.051
Hey.

01:06:32.053 --> 01:06:33.819
Big Mac, man,
I'm sorry about that.

01:06:33.821 --> 01:06:36.922
That hot chicken, it just
kind of got on rewind, man.

01:06:36.924 --> 01:06:38.625
It was either the back or the front,

01:06:38.627 --> 01:06:40.593
and I just got
these pants, fam.

01:06:40.595 --> 01:06:43.765
Oh, God, I'm having
the worst night!

01:07:01.916 --> 01:07:04.416
Hello, Teddy.

01:07:04.418 --> 01:07:05.854
Huh?

01:07:08.389 --> 01:07:09.922
Hey, babe.

01:07:09.924 --> 01:07:12.424
You don't need
to "hey, babe" me.

01:07:15.664 --> 01:07:17.464
I know what's going on.

01:07:19.533 --> 01:07:20.467
What's, uh, um...

01:07:21.569 --> 01:07:22.570
What's going on?

01:07:24.104 --> 01:07:25.904
The late hours?

01:07:25.906 --> 01:07:27.408
The secrecy?

01:07:28.742 --> 01:07:30.176
Just admit it, Teddy.

01:07:30.178 --> 01:07:31.810
Just admit what?

01:07:31.812 --> 01:07:32.947
It's so obvious.

01:07:35.082 --> 01:07:36.650
You're getting cold feet.

01:07:43.557 --> 01:07:45.593
Yeah!

01:07:46.694 --> 01:07:47.993
Cold feet?

01:07:47.995 --> 01:07:50.864
Ever since you proposed,
you haven't been yourself.

01:07:50.866 --> 01:07:52.497
Cold feet?

01:07:52.499 --> 01:07:56.935
Lisa, I am not getting
cold feet.

01:07:56.937 --> 01:07:59.671
In fact, it's the...
it's the complete opposite.

01:07:59.673 --> 01:08:01.006
My feet are very warm.

01:08:01.008 --> 01:08:02.942
I want this.

01:08:02.944 --> 01:08:04.443
And I apologize.

01:08:04.445 --> 01:08:05.911
I apologize if things have been

01:08:05.913 --> 01:08:08.447
a little crazy as of late,
but, babe,

01:08:08.449 --> 01:08:10.148
you gotta know
that I am out here.

01:08:10.150 --> 01:08:12.117
I'm-I'm... I'm trying.

01:08:12.119 --> 01:08:16.655
Okay? I am busting my ass
every day, every night,

01:08:16.657 --> 01:08:18.191
for us.

01:08:18.193 --> 01:08:20.158
For me and you.

01:08:20.160 --> 01:08:22.027
I'm in a different world
out there, babe.

01:08:22.029 --> 01:08:24.796
And this world
is stressing me out.

01:08:24.798 --> 01:08:28.734
It is stressing me out.

01:08:29.937 --> 01:08:31.603
I'm sorry I doubted you.

01:08:31.605 --> 01:08:34.006
I-I know this career change
has been a lot.

01:08:34.008 --> 01:08:36.041
It's a lot.

01:08:36.043 --> 01:08:38.744
It's so much.

01:08:38.746 --> 01:08:41.046
It's so, so much.

01:08:41.048 --> 01:08:42.883
Poor baby.

01:08:47.154 --> 01:08:48.454
- I love you.
- Oh.

01:08:53.060 --> 01:08:54.862
I love you, too.

01:08:57.698 --> 01:08:59.264
<i>Does that complete your order?</i>

01:08:59.266 --> 01:09:01.066
Oh, wait, h-hold up.

01:09:01.068 --> 01:09:02.267
- I don't want that apple pie.
- Yeah, I can't... I'm sorry.

01:09:02.269 --> 01:09:03.635
It's-it's kind of hard
to hear you.

01:09:03.637 --> 01:09:04.770
There's a baby
in the background.

01:09:04.772 --> 01:09:06.138
Baby, I said be quiet.
Sit down!

01:09:06.140 --> 01:09:07.739
Yeah, say-say it
one more time for me.

01:09:07.741 --> 01:09:09.207
- Say it... say it again.
- Is that burger good or what?

01:09:09.209 --> 01:09:11.076
Is there any way
I can get you to respectfully

01:09:11.078 --> 01:09:12.677
- shut that baby up?
- What'd you say?

01:09:12.679 --> 01:09:14.846
- Just pull up to the window, for the love...
- Heck no!

01:09:14.848 --> 01:09:16.615
Oh. Shit.

01:09:16.617 --> 01:09:17.883
- Shit.
- It won't work.

01:09:17.885 --> 01:09:19.084
I see you, Teddy.

01:09:19.086 --> 01:09:20.584
It's not working.

01:09:20.586 --> 01:09:23.654
Teddy Walker
behind the soda machine.

01:09:23.656 --> 01:09:24.989
- Hello?
- Shit.

01:09:24.991 --> 01:09:27.526
Teddy Walker.
I see you looking at...

01:09:27.528 --> 01:09:28.593
We're making eye contact
right now.

01:09:28.595 --> 01:09:30.262
Open your eyes, Teddy.

01:09:30.264 --> 01:09:32.697
- Teddy, come here!
- Stewart.

01:09:32.699 --> 01:09:33.932
Hey.

01:09:33.934 --> 01:09:35.067
Stewart,
you were saying "Teddy"?

01:09:35.069 --> 01:09:36.268
About ten times.

01:09:36.270 --> 01:09:37.635
- Hey.
- Hey.

01:09:37.637 --> 01:09:38.637
- Do me a favor.
- Yep.

01:09:38.639 --> 01:09:40.539
Uh, go over there
and handle that situation

01:09:40.541 --> 01:09:41.472
- at the drive-through.
- Uh-huh.

01:09:41.474 --> 01:09:42.975
And I'll tell you
what to do after that,

01:09:42.977 --> 01:09:44.042
because I'm in charge.

01:09:44.044 --> 01:09:45.743
- Hey, so...
- Hello?

01:09:45.745 --> 01:09:47.545
Give me a second. M-Ma'am...

01:09:47.547 --> 01:09:49.013
- I said I didn't want the pie.
- Okay, ma'am, ma...

01:09:49.015 --> 01:09:49.947
- She don't want the pie.
- Uh-uh.

01:09:49.949 --> 01:09:51.850
Take the pie off.
She want to get the...

01:09:51.852 --> 01:09:53.151
I said I ain't getting a pie.

01:09:53.153 --> 01:09:54.219
- Pull up!
- You heard me.

01:09:54.221 --> 01:09:55.686
- Pull up to the window!
- All right.

01:09:55.688 --> 01:09:57.022
When she pull up, tell me,

01:09:57.024 --> 01:09:58.956
'cause I'm gonna come punch
the baby in the face.

01:09:58.958 --> 01:10:01.125
God don't see everything.
Just let me know.

01:10:01.127 --> 01:10:05.063
Hey, talk to me, man.
How you doing?

01:10:05.065 --> 01:10:07.065
You know, I thought
it was the Woodbridge punks

01:10:07.067 --> 01:10:09.800
that broke into the school,
but now it all makes sense.

01:10:09.802 --> 01:10:12.903
I found this

01:10:12.905 --> 01:10:14.508
at the scene of the crime.

01:10:15.876 --> 01:10:17.242
So, what'd you do, huh?

01:10:17.244 --> 01:10:18.310
Break into my computer?

01:10:18.312 --> 01:10:20.145
Steal the midterm?

01:10:20.147 --> 01:10:21.712
Being a little paranoid,
aren't we, Stew?

01:10:21.714 --> 01:10:23.315
- Am I?
- Stewart, that's a plastic bag

01:10:23.317 --> 01:10:25.649
with a chicken wrapper in it
with the word "evidence"

01:10:25.651 --> 01:10:28.053
written on it, which is
probably in your handwriting.

01:10:28.055 --> 01:10:31.123
It's not exactly
a smoking gun, Stew.

01:10:31.125 --> 01:10:33.158
It's just a coincidence, right?

01:10:33.160 --> 01:10:34.259
Probably.

01:10:34.261 --> 01:10:36.027
If you stole that test,

01:10:36.029 --> 01:10:37.862
I will find out, Teddy.

01:10:37.864 --> 01:10:40.832
I'm an honest man trying
to make an honest living.

01:10:40.834 --> 01:10:43.667
Teddy Walker does not cheat.

01:10:43.669 --> 01:10:45.071
You cheated.

01:10:46.973 --> 01:10:48.973
Every last one of you...

01:10:48.975 --> 01:10:50.742
cheated.

01:10:50.744 --> 01:10:52.877
Uh... whoa.

01:10:52.879 --> 01:10:55.247
Carrie, those are
very strong accusations.

01:10:55.249 --> 01:10:57.382
For real. Like, what?

01:10:57.384 --> 01:10:58.749
I'm offended.

01:10:58.751 --> 01:11:00.918
Well, I'll take note
of that, Teddy.

01:11:00.920 --> 01:11:03.088
Which one of you want
to own up to it?

01:11:03.090 --> 01:11:04.755
I'm offended, too.

01:11:04.757 --> 01:11:06.191
Bobby?

01:11:06.193 --> 01:11:07.625
You a criminal.

01:11:07.627 --> 01:11:08.726
You obviously not good at it.

01:11:08.728 --> 01:11:10.027
That's why you in jail.

01:11:10.029 --> 01:11:11.996
Did you orchestrate
this whole thing?

01:11:11.998 --> 01:11:14.732
I mean, why you gonna
pick on me and profile me?

01:11:14.734 --> 01:11:16.734
I'm the only one
locked up here.

01:11:16.736 --> 01:11:18.836
So, if I'm locked up in here,

01:11:18.838 --> 01:11:21.372
how can I be out there
stealing the test, Miss Carrie?

01:11:21.374 --> 01:11:23.074
Oh, oh, wait a minute.

01:11:23.076 --> 01:11:24.108
Y'all stole the test?

01:11:24.110 --> 01:11:25.209
I'm not saying nothing.

01:11:25.211 --> 01:11:26.311
I don't know nothing.

01:11:26.313 --> 01:11:27.845
I don't know shit.

01:11:27.847 --> 01:11:29.046
'Cause I never said nothing

01:11:29.048 --> 01:11:30.648
about anybody
stealing the test.

01:11:30.650 --> 01:11:32.983
We're about to get
to the truth.

01:11:32.985 --> 01:11:34.952
Who stole the test?

01:11:34.954 --> 01:11:36.719
Mac?

01:11:36.721 --> 01:11:40.024
You want to explain to me
how you got a perfect score?

01:11:40.026 --> 01:11:41.426
Here's the thing, all right?

01:11:41.428 --> 01:11:44.261
I know I didn't get
a perfect score,

01:11:44.263 --> 01:11:45.729
because I missed a few
on purpose.

01:11:45.731 --> 01:11:46.730
Oh, fudge.

01:11:48.367 --> 01:11:50.335
Thank you!

01:11:50.337 --> 01:11:51.869
You's a snitch, Mac.

01:11:51.871 --> 01:11:53.438
Snitches are bitches.

01:11:53.440 --> 01:11:55.806
I don't like cheaters.

01:11:55.808 --> 01:11:59.944
And I hate that I am teaching
a room full of cheaters.

01:11:59.946 --> 01:12:02.179
I don't like men that cheat.

01:12:02.181 --> 01:12:03.814
I don't like women that cheat.

01:12:03.816 --> 01:12:05.116
I don't even deal
with politicians.

01:12:05.118 --> 01:12:07.151
You know why?
'Cause they all cheaters.

01:12:07.153 --> 01:12:08.786
I don't even eat Cheetos.

01:12:08.788 --> 01:12:10.687
You know why? 'Cause it
sound like "cheaters."

01:12:10.689 --> 01:12:13.090
Plus that Cheeto dust
will give you that Trump color.

01:12:13.092 --> 01:12:15.159
- Yeah.
- It's hard to get that Cheeto dust

01:12:15.161 --> 01:12:17.027
off your hands.

01:12:17.029 --> 01:12:18.896
It'll mess up your Girbauds.

01:12:18.898 --> 01:12:20.798
You know, I liked you at first.

01:12:20.800 --> 01:12:22.133
I'm done with all of y'all.

01:12:22.135 --> 01:12:24.068
All of y'all can get up
out my class.

01:12:24.070 --> 01:12:25.402
- I'm done with y'all.
- What?

01:12:25.404 --> 01:12:27.204
Okay, Carrie, let me...
I want to say something.

01:12:27.206 --> 01:12:29.206
What about my GED? He's gonna
drop out of high school.

01:12:29.208 --> 01:12:31.408
If I don't get my GED,
I'm going to prison.

01:12:31.410 --> 01:12:32.810
I need this GED.

01:12:32.812 --> 01:12:33.978
You need to keep
your booty closed.

01:12:33.980 --> 01:12:35.446
That's what you need to do.
You in jail.

01:12:35.448 --> 01:12:36.980
No, I need this GED.

01:12:36.982 --> 01:12:38.181
We can't live
on Randy's salary.

01:12:38.183 --> 01:12:39.417
Please don't make me go home.

01:12:39.419 --> 01:12:40.753
I hate my kids.

01:12:41.821 --> 01:12:44.288
But I love being a mom.

01:12:44.290 --> 01:12:46.756
I'm blessed. I'm so blessed.

01:12:46.758 --> 01:12:48.392
Carrie, please.

01:12:48.394 --> 01:12:50.059
I cannot live a lifetime

01:12:50.061 --> 01:12:52.129
of driving around drunks
in a Corolla.

01:12:52.131 --> 01:12:53.497
Look, the last thing
I want to do

01:12:53.499 --> 01:12:55.232
is be cleaning the rooms
at the Best Western.

01:12:55.234 --> 01:12:56.433
Okay? 'Cause all that...

01:12:56.435 --> 01:12:57.901
Especially
them short-stay rooms,

01:12:57.903 --> 01:12:59.470
'cause you know
what that is, right?

01:12:59.472 --> 01:13:01.505
That's just gonna be
used condoms, soiled sheets.

01:13:01.507 --> 01:13:03.376
Ain't that where you met
your bottom bitch at?

01:13:05.778 --> 01:13:07.744
You know Trina?

01:13:07.746 --> 01:13:08.978
Mm-hmm.

01:13:08.980 --> 01:13:10.414
She got a fat ass, too.

01:13:10.416 --> 01:13:13.283
You know what? All of you
got little sob stories,

01:13:13.285 --> 01:13:14.985
but y'all should've thought
about that

01:13:14.987 --> 01:13:16.989
before you went
and stole the test.

01:13:19.258 --> 01:13:21.125
Just get the hell up out
of my class.

01:13:24.763 --> 01:13:27.064
It's not sob stories. No!

01:13:27.066 --> 01:13:28.499
I'm-I'm the one who wants
to get my life together.

01:13:28.501 --> 01:13:30.267
Let-let-let me tell you
something about Jay.

01:13:30.269 --> 01:13:33.102
Get out!

01:13:33.104 --> 01:13:35.439
Get out! Get out!

01:13:35.441 --> 01:13:36.973
- All of y'all...
- It was me.

01:13:36.975 --> 01:13:38.074
And I... Hey.

01:13:38.076 --> 01:13:39.912
It was me.

01:13:42.281 --> 01:13:44.181
Shouldn't be mad
at none of them.

01:13:44.183 --> 01:13:45.982
I mean, yeah,
they looked at the answers,

01:13:45.984 --> 01:13:47.953
but they wouldn't have
if I hadn't put it on their lap.

01:13:49.354 --> 01:13:51.222
I take responsibility
for it all.

01:13:51.224 --> 01:13:53.224
I was the mastermind.
I orchestrated the whole thing.

01:13:53.226 --> 01:13:54.227
It was all me.

01:13:55.328 --> 01:13:56.826
Thank you.

01:13:56.828 --> 01:13:58.562
Thank you, Teddy.

01:13:58.564 --> 01:14:00.897
I appreciate your honesty.

01:14:00.899 --> 01:14:02.866
I'm just trying
to do what's right, Carrie.

01:14:02.868 --> 01:14:05.069
Now you can get the hell out
of my class.

01:14:05.071 --> 01:14:07.003
Huh?

01:14:07.005 --> 01:14:08.938
Hit the road, Jack.

01:14:08.940 --> 01:14:12.041
Don't let the doorknob hit you
where the good Lord split you.

01:14:12.043 --> 01:14:13.543
I thought that when I said
all that stuff,

01:14:13.545 --> 01:14:14.945
that you would listen to it.

01:14:14.947 --> 01:14:16.113
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

01:14:16.115 --> 01:14:17.414
You gets no second chances
up in here.

01:14:17.416 --> 01:14:18.582
Not with me no more.

01:14:18.584 --> 01:14:20.417
Uh-uh. I ain't got
your back no more.

01:14:20.419 --> 01:14:22.852
- You don't even want to be here.
- I do want to be here.

01:14:22.854 --> 01:14:24.187
You don't even
want to be here, Teddy.

01:14:24.189 --> 01:14:26.223
- No.
- And as for the rest of you,

01:14:26.225 --> 01:14:27.924
I want you to think
long and hard

01:14:27.926 --> 01:14:30.394
about if you really want this.

01:14:32.130 --> 01:14:34.199
Class dismissed.

01:14:36.968 --> 01:14:38.369
"Find a solution for the..."

01:14:38.371 --> 01:14:40.069
I don't know none of this shit.

01:14:40.071 --> 01:14:41.070
I need you.

01:14:41.072 --> 01:14:44.474
- I need your help.
- Put your damn hand down.

01:14:44.476 --> 01:14:46.276
I'm going to Rainbows
before they close.

01:14:46.278 --> 01:14:48.444
That's emotional shopping,
Carrie.

01:14:48.446 --> 01:14:50.147
It's Rainbows, motherfucker.

01:14:50.149 --> 01:14:51.417
Shit is cheap.

01:14:56.054 --> 01:14:58.421
Teddy, Teddy, Teddy.

01:14:58.423 --> 01:15:00.922
You are stupid.

01:15:00.924 --> 01:15:03.960
She didn't know what was
going on until you admitted it.

01:15:03.962 --> 01:15:05.396
We had her right up
till the end,

01:15:05.398 --> 01:15:08.431
and then Teddy,
old brick head...

01:15:08.433 --> 01:15:10.900
Oh, Teddy!

01:15:10.902 --> 01:15:12.368
You deserved that.

01:15:12.370 --> 01:15:14.571
<i>A school?</i>

01:15:14.573 --> 01:15:17.574
We've never taken on
a project like that.

01:15:17.576 --> 01:15:20.510
Well, I am
an outside-of-the-box thinker.

01:15:20.512 --> 01:15:22.278
That's just who I am.

01:15:22.280 --> 01:15:23.646
I think that if students
are excited

01:15:23.648 --> 01:15:25.148
about their environment,

01:15:25.150 --> 01:15:27.083
they'll be excited
about learning.

01:15:27.085 --> 01:15:28.284
That makes total sense.

01:15:28.286 --> 01:15:29.653
I know I would.

01:15:29.655 --> 01:15:31.120
Well, I'm glad to hear it.

01:15:31.122 --> 01:15:32.455
If you're interested,
I'd love to give you

01:15:32.457 --> 01:15:33.956
a tour of the school.

01:15:33.958 --> 01:15:35.558
You could come by any day,
or you know what,

01:15:35.560 --> 01:15:37.125
you could even come
after school.

01:15:37.127 --> 01:15:40.098
We have several
night programs as well.

01:15:41.900 --> 01:15:44.334
- Hey.
- Hey.

01:15:44.336 --> 01:15:46.402
Okay, show me what you got.

01:15:46.404 --> 01:15:48.003
Show me what you got!

01:15:48.005 --> 01:15:50.206
What you got for me?
Come on.

01:15:50.208 --> 01:15:52.141
Light up. What you got?

01:15:52.143 --> 01:15:54.043
Oh, you killing me!

01:15:54.045 --> 01:15:55.578
You won. Congratulations.

01:15:55.580 --> 01:15:57.547
I'm proud of you, boo.

01:15:57.549 --> 01:15:59.515
Now, it's not cool
that you beat your teacher

01:15:59.517 --> 01:16:01.517
at Texas hold 'em,
but I like the way

01:16:01.519 --> 01:16:04.020
you nailed down the
calculations on the pot odds,

01:16:04.022 --> 01:16:06.255
so I'm gonna let this slide.

01:16:06.257 --> 01:16:08.291
Now, remember what I said.

01:16:08.293 --> 01:16:11.093
There are no shortcuts.
You gotta work your butt off.

01:16:11.095 --> 01:16:13.128
Okay? Give me some love.

01:16:13.130 --> 01:16:15.465
Mmm. So proud of you.

01:16:15.467 --> 01:16:17.200
Go on and have a good day, now.

01:16:17.202 --> 01:16:19.237
Maybe one day,
I'll take you to Vegas.

01:16:26.311 --> 01:16:27.512
That was cool.

01:16:29.347 --> 01:16:32.047
You know, uh, this used to be
the special ed classroom

01:16:32.049 --> 01:16:33.316
when I went here.

01:16:33.318 --> 01:16:34.950
It still is.

01:16:34.952 --> 01:16:36.686
You teach special ed?

01:16:36.688 --> 01:16:40.390
Special ed is one
of my sections.

01:16:40.392 --> 01:16:42.926
It's one of my favorites,
actually.

01:16:44.729 --> 01:16:48.296
You know, that kid reminds me
a lot of myself.

01:16:48.298 --> 01:16:49.699
I couldn't do math for shit

01:16:49.701 --> 01:16:51.401
when I was in school.

01:16:51.403 --> 01:16:53.436
Difference is I didn't have
a teacher like you

01:16:53.438 --> 01:16:55.671
that was willing
to stay behind and help me.

01:16:55.673 --> 01:16:57.473
I know what you're doing,
Teddy.

01:16:57.475 --> 01:17:01.009
And I admit it was
very cool of you

01:17:01.011 --> 01:17:03.379
to take the fall
for your classmates,

01:17:03.381 --> 01:17:04.580
but you're a hustler.

01:17:04.582 --> 01:17:07.350
Trying to skate by
without doing the work.

01:17:07.352 --> 01:17:09.151
You should know
you can't hustle me.

01:17:09.153 --> 01:17:10.152
I do.

01:17:10.154 --> 01:17:12.688
Okay? I-I do know that.

01:17:12.690 --> 01:17:14.991
And I promise you I'm done.

01:17:14.993 --> 01:17:16.526
I'm not hustling no more.

01:17:16.528 --> 01:17:19.529
Night school is about
second chances.

01:17:19.531 --> 01:17:21.329
And if I don't get
this second chance,

01:17:21.331 --> 01:17:22.698
then it's over for me.

01:17:22.700 --> 01:17:25.233
Night school
is all that I have.

01:17:27.372 --> 01:17:29.238
Please.

01:17:29.240 --> 01:17:31.707
I'll consider it
on one condition.

01:17:31.709 --> 01:17:33.375
Whatever it is.

01:17:33.377 --> 01:17:35.243
We get you tested.

01:17:35.245 --> 01:17:37.581
For STDs? That's not an issue.

01:17:39.083 --> 01:17:40.283
I don't mind that. I mean...

01:17:40.285 --> 01:17:41.317
Goddamn it.

01:17:41.319 --> 01:17:43.051
There was one time where, uh,

01:17:43.053 --> 01:17:44.754
the condom popped 'cause I put
my balls inside of...

01:17:44.756 --> 01:17:47.589
No, you idiot.

01:17:47.591 --> 01:17:49.393
For learning disabilities.

01:17:51.262 --> 01:17:54.397
Nobody cares about your
escapades with your bitches.

01:17:54.399 --> 01:17:56.599
<i>So, what are the test results,</i>

01:17:56.601 --> 01:17:57.599
Carrie?

01:17:57.601 --> 01:18:00.237
Teddy, the issue is...

01:18:01.538 --> 01:18:03.475
...you're clinically dumb.

01:18:06.778 --> 01:18:08.510
I knew it.

01:18:08.512 --> 01:18:11.112
I knew it was a mistake.
I knew it was a mistake.

01:18:11.114 --> 01:18:13.548
Boy, I'm sorry.
I'm just messing with you.

01:18:13.550 --> 01:18:15.183
- Come on, Carrie.
- Look, look.

01:18:15.185 --> 01:18:16.419
My suspicions were right,

01:18:16.421 --> 01:18:19.421
and you, my friend,
are dyslexic.

01:18:19.423 --> 01:18:21.323
Okay.

01:18:21.325 --> 01:18:23.325
Okay, so that just means
I'm having problems

01:18:23.327 --> 01:18:25.059
with my reading
and my writing, right?

01:18:25.061 --> 01:18:27.730
Yep, but you also have
dyscalculia.

01:18:27.732 --> 01:18:29.665
Discalcu... I don't even know
how to pronounce that.

01:18:29.667 --> 01:18:33.003
Basically, it's like dyslexia
but with math.

01:18:35.105 --> 01:18:36.538
That's what I got.

01:18:36.540 --> 01:18:38.073
I knew it.

01:18:38.075 --> 01:18:39.742
Now that you say it,
it makes sense.

01:18:39.744 --> 01:18:41.142
If you take me to a restaurant

01:18:41.144 --> 01:18:42.377
and you say,
"Teddy, leave the tip,"

01:18:42.379 --> 01:18:43.445
I'm-I'm all over the place.

01:18:43.447 --> 01:18:44.613
That's exactly what it is.

01:18:44.615 --> 01:18:46.448
- We did it.
- Oh, we're not done.

01:18:46.450 --> 01:18:48.783
You also have
a processing disorder.

01:18:48.785 --> 01:18:51.186
I got a touch
of prostate cancer?

01:18:51.188 --> 01:18:53.255
She didn't touch my ass
one time.

01:18:53.257 --> 01:18:55.257
I said "processing disorder."

01:18:55.259 --> 01:18:57.526
Carrie, if you're not
going to help me,

01:18:57.528 --> 01:18:58.827
then we're wasting our time.

01:18:58.829 --> 01:19:01.363
Explain to me
what this stuff is.

01:19:01.365 --> 01:19:02.598
If I got a proc...

01:19:02.600 --> 01:19:03.701
Oh, my God.

01:19:05.302 --> 01:19:07.271
I'm not processing it.

01:19:08.739 --> 01:19:11.138
I didn't process
none of that shit.

01:19:11.140 --> 01:19:14.376
You are just one big,
beautiful mixed drink

01:19:14.378 --> 01:19:15.778
of learning disabilities.

01:19:15.780 --> 01:19:17.412
So I'm not dumb?

01:19:17.414 --> 01:19:19.447
Boy, I was just playing
when I said that earlier.

01:19:19.449 --> 01:19:22.350
No good teacher would ever
call their students dumb.

01:19:22.352 --> 01:19:23.852
Okay.

01:19:23.854 --> 01:19:25.820
So, how do we fix it?
Let's talk solution.

01:19:25.822 --> 01:19:27.522
Well, there's no cure
for what you have.

01:19:27.524 --> 01:19:29.824
Oh, my God.

01:19:29.826 --> 01:19:32.160
I got learning herpes?

01:19:32.162 --> 01:19:33.562
Boy...

01:19:33.564 --> 01:19:34.829
Oh, shit.

01:19:34.831 --> 01:19:37.197
There is no such thing
as learning herpes.

01:19:37.199 --> 01:19:39.267
I'm blistering up.

01:19:39.269 --> 01:19:41.436
It's 'cause I'm trying
to think.

01:19:41.438 --> 01:19:43.605
- Hey, Teddy!
- Hey, Mac.

01:19:43.607 --> 01:19:45.607
- Ringleader.
- Hi, guys.

01:19:45.609 --> 01:19:48.375
- Teddy!
- Yeah, Teddy! Teddy!

01:19:48.377 --> 01:19:50.211
Teaching the conventional way

01:19:50.213 --> 01:19:53.148
just isn't gonna
get it done for Teddy,

01:19:53.150 --> 01:19:54.416
so we're gonna mix it up.

01:19:54.418 --> 01:19:56.418
You out here getting it in.

01:19:56.420 --> 01:19:58.653
What's going on, Carrie?
Why you in here?

01:19:58.655 --> 01:20:00.655
Why you in the ring?
What's going on?

01:20:00.657 --> 01:20:03.458
Teddy, your difficulties
are focus-related.

01:20:03.460 --> 01:20:04.359
Uh-huh.

01:20:04.361 --> 01:20:06.328
My goal is to remove
that mind chatter

01:20:06.330 --> 01:20:09.497
so you can achieve properly
unencumbered neural pathways.

01:20:09.499 --> 01:20:10.865
And this isn't a ring.

01:20:10.867 --> 01:20:12.333
It's a hexagon.

01:20:12.335 --> 01:20:14.269
Huh. Oh, it is.

01:20:14.271 --> 01:20:15.403
Yeah, well...

01:20:15.405 --> 01:20:16.871
Why you taking your shoes off?

01:20:16.873 --> 01:20:18.607
Is this somebody's carpet?

01:20:18.609 --> 01:20:20.408
Teddy, what's
the square root of 81?

01:20:20.410 --> 01:20:21.576
What?

01:20:21.578 --> 01:20:24.545
Ow! Ow!

01:20:24.547 --> 01:20:27.215
- Shit!
- What's the square root of 81?

01:20:27.217 --> 01:20:29.284
I don't know.
What you do...?

01:20:29.286 --> 01:20:31.353
- Ow! Carrie!
- What's the square root of 81?

01:20:31.355 --> 01:20:32.353
You breaking my arm!

01:20:32.355 --> 01:20:33.888
Come on, we're clearing
those neural pathways.

01:20:33.890 --> 01:20:35.656
- No!
- Stop. Hey!

01:20:35.658 --> 01:20:37.424
- What you doing?
- Focus!

01:20:37.426 --> 01:20:40.362
Square root! Focus!

01:20:40.364 --> 01:20:41.663
I don't know!

01:20:41.665 --> 01:20:44.331
Oh, God!

01:20:44.333 --> 01:20:47.234
Concentrate.
Teddy, concentrate.

01:20:47.236 --> 01:20:48.569
Come on, Teddy, come on.

01:20:48.571 --> 01:20:50.205
♪ Na na na-na na na

01:20:50.207 --> 01:20:52.807
♪ Na na-na na na na-na
na na-na... ♪

01:20:52.809 --> 01:20:54.776
How you feeling today, Teddy?

01:20:54.778 --> 01:20:58.278
I'm-I'm feeling fine,
Carrie, but I ain't feeling

01:20:58.280 --> 01:21:00.347
this Mr. Miyagi shit, okay?

01:21:00.349 --> 01:21:01.916
What's the capital of Belgium?

01:21:01.918 --> 01:21:03.685
Uh...

01:21:03.687 --> 01:21:04.719
waffles.

01:21:04.721 --> 01:21:06.320
- What?
- Run!

01:21:06.322 --> 01:21:07.656
Don't you run from me.

01:21:07.658 --> 01:21:09.590
- Don't you run from me.
- Don't. He's so little.

01:21:09.592 --> 01:21:12.459
What is the capital of Belgium?

01:21:12.461 --> 01:21:14.496
I haven't eaten breakfast!
I don't know!

01:21:14.498 --> 01:21:16.931
That is not the answer!

01:21:16.933 --> 01:21:18.298
Pretend you're dead.

01:21:18.300 --> 01:21:20.701
- Oh! Oh!
- Get back here!

01:21:20.703 --> 01:21:22.636
Teddy, focus.

01:21:22.638 --> 01:21:24.872
- Concentrate.
- Let's do it.

01:21:24.874 --> 01:21:27.409
♪ Ooh, tell you all my deepest,
darkest secrets... ♪

01:21:27.411 --> 01:21:29.911
Water is comprised of...?

01:21:29.913 --> 01:21:31.512
Let's go, Teddy.
You got this, Teddy.

01:21:31.514 --> 01:21:33.547
- Rain.
- "Rain."

01:21:33.549 --> 01:21:35.349
Wait, no. Wait, wait.

01:21:35.351 --> 01:21:37.484
I know it, I know it. Um...

01:21:37.486 --> 01:21:38.953
Think.

01:21:38.955 --> 01:21:40.889
- Focus!
- Um... helium.

01:21:40.891 --> 01:21:42.423
No. No, no, no.

01:21:42.425 --> 01:21:44.591
Nitrogen. It's nitrogen, right?

01:21:44.593 --> 01:21:46.493
- You better get it right.
- It's a gas.

01:21:46.495 --> 01:21:48.595
- What?
- It's a gas!

01:21:52.803 --> 01:21:54.268
Jesus Christ!

01:21:54.270 --> 01:21:55.269
Give me the answer!

01:21:55.271 --> 01:21:56.570
Say it!

01:21:56.572 --> 01:21:57.571
Give me the damn answer.

01:21:57.573 --> 01:21:58.839
Tell me!

01:21:58.841 --> 01:22:00.040
It's two part hydrogen,

01:22:00.042 --> 01:22:01.976
one part... one...

01:22:01.978 --> 01:22:03.310
one part oxygen.

01:22:03.312 --> 01:22:05.446
- Yes!
- Say that again.

01:22:05.448 --> 01:22:06.647
He said it.
Don't make him say it again.

01:22:06.649 --> 01:22:07.881
I said two part hydrogen,

01:22:07.883 --> 01:22:09.983
one part oxygen.

01:22:10.986 --> 01:22:12.019
Teddy, that's right.

01:22:12.021 --> 01:22:13.487
- You got it right.
- What?

01:22:13.489 --> 01:22:14.689
That's the correct answer.

01:22:14.691 --> 01:22:16.590
I got it right.

01:22:16.592 --> 01:22:17.792
You got it right, Teddy.

01:22:17.794 --> 01:22:19.560
Yeah. Yes.

01:22:19.562 --> 01:22:20.828
Yes!

01:22:20.830 --> 01:22:22.730
What a big day for all of us.

01:22:22.732 --> 01:22:23.931
I can't believe
that I actually...

01:22:23.933 --> 01:22:25.800
What?

01:22:27.037 --> 01:22:28.970
What is that smell?
What is that?

01:22:28.972 --> 01:22:31.905
Oh, now, that's a gas.

01:22:31.907 --> 01:22:34.308
You bust ass
in my face, Car...?

01:22:34.310 --> 01:22:35.809
Methane.

01:22:35.811 --> 01:22:37.044
It's in my mouth.

01:22:37.046 --> 01:22:39.047
You got my lips
all chapped and shit.

01:22:39.049 --> 01:22:40.614
This ain't no type
of education.

01:22:40.616 --> 01:22:42.316
This is chemical warfare.

01:22:44.487 --> 01:22:46.653
AirDrop it to you.

01:22:46.655 --> 01:22:49.924
Yeah.

01:22:51.895 --> 01:22:53.927
Theresa, what's wrong?

01:22:53.929 --> 01:22:55.496
Oh...

01:22:55.498 --> 01:22:57.064
I just...
this all went so fast.

01:22:57.066 --> 01:22:58.766
I don't want school to end.

01:22:58.768 --> 01:23:00.067
Okay.

01:23:00.069 --> 01:23:02.436
Well, you can come
to college with me.

01:23:02.438 --> 01:23:04.705
- What? You're going?
- Mm-hmm.

01:23:04.707 --> 01:23:06.707
I'm so happy for you.

01:23:06.709 --> 01:23:08.408
When did you decide?

01:23:08.410 --> 01:23:09.610
Well, don't take this
the wrong way,

01:23:09.612 --> 01:23:12.378
but hanging out with you guys
scared the shit out of me.

01:23:12.380 --> 01:23:14.548
So I think I'm gonna...
I think I'm gonna

01:23:14.550 --> 01:23:15.649
do something with my life.

01:23:15.651 --> 01:23:17.118
That's wonderful.

01:23:17.120 --> 01:23:19.887
I can just see you now
in the cutest outfit...

01:23:19.889 --> 01:23:21.889
little miniskirt...
walking through the quad.

01:23:21.891 --> 01:23:23.757
You're clutching
onto your philosophy thesis.

01:23:23.759 --> 01:23:26.393
But when you get to class,
the professor is blown away

01:23:26.395 --> 01:23:27.694
- by how brilliant it is.
- Yeah.

01:23:27.696 --> 01:23:29.429
So he grabs onto you,
and you can

01:23:29.431 --> 01:23:30.731
feel him up against your thigh.

01:23:30.733 --> 01:23:32.432
- Uh...
- Not in a sexual way,

01:23:32.434 --> 01:23:34.367
but not not in a sexual way,
you know?

01:23:34.369 --> 01:23:36.702
And he looks strangely
like Bruno Mars.

01:23:36.704 --> 01:23:37.939
Even though
he's super academic,

01:23:37.941 --> 01:23:39.540
he wears, like,
pink blazers sometimes.

01:23:39.542 --> 01:23:42.042
Well, you can still go
to college and do...

01:23:42.044 --> 01:23:43.646
that other stuff.

01:23:44.747 --> 01:23:46.013
Me? College?

01:23:46.015 --> 01:23:47.613
Oh, no.
Randy wouldn't let me.

01:23:47.615 --> 01:23:50.484
Screw Randy. You can do
whatever you want to do.

01:23:50.486 --> 01:23:51.418
You don't know Randy.

01:23:51.420 --> 01:23:53.153
Why can't you just be like,
"Hey, Randy.

01:23:53.155 --> 01:23:55.556
I want to do this.
Deal with it."

01:23:55.558 --> 01:23:57.057
Okay!

01:23:57.059 --> 01:23:59.458
Night school people.

01:23:59.460 --> 01:24:02.996
Last class,
final demonstration.

01:24:02.998 --> 01:24:04.765
Carrie, please,
no more learning.

01:24:04.767 --> 01:24:05.966
My brain is at capacity.

01:24:05.968 --> 01:24:07.634
I want to be
a dental hy-enist,

01:24:07.636 --> 01:24:09.502
not Elon Musk
or Stephen Hawking.

01:24:09.504 --> 01:24:10.703
Well, okay, Luis.

01:24:10.705 --> 01:24:11.939
I'm right there with you.

01:24:11.941 --> 01:24:12.972
Ha!

01:24:12.974 --> 01:24:14.508
Oh, no.

01:24:14.510 --> 01:24:16.410
Is this another
science experiment?

01:24:16.412 --> 01:24:19.646
Oh, no, this is
a celebration, Big Mac.

01:24:19.648 --> 01:24:21.547
Oh, yeah. You guys been

01:24:21.549 --> 01:24:23.150
working your asses off.

01:24:23.152 --> 01:24:25.152
- Hey!
- Shit!

01:24:25.154 --> 01:24:26.920
Oh, I'm so sorry, Bobby.

01:24:26.922 --> 01:24:28.689
No, that's cool.
I'm gonna make me

01:24:28.691 --> 01:24:30.657
some toilet punch
after lockdown, baby.

01:24:30.659 --> 01:24:32.692
Y'all-y'all hear that music?

01:24:32.694 --> 01:24:33.927
- Yeah.
- Oh, yeah.

01:24:33.929 --> 01:24:36.129
Oh, you know what,
it's prom night.

01:24:36.131 --> 01:24:37.197
You guys go to prom?

01:24:37.199 --> 01:24:39.166
- No, I was in juvie.
- Really?

01:24:39.168 --> 01:24:40.667
I was home with an infant.

01:24:40.669 --> 01:24:42.535
This is a sign, guys.

01:24:42.537 --> 01:24:44.637
- What?
- Yeah, we've been working hard.

01:24:44.639 --> 01:24:45.973
We should let some steam off.

01:24:45.975 --> 01:24:47.807
Why don't we go to the prom?

01:24:47.809 --> 01:24:49.610
You know what? Class dismissed.

01:24:49.612 --> 01:24:50.944
Let's go shake that ass.

01:24:52.815 --> 01:24:55.481
Let's go to prom, baby!
Let's go to prom!

01:24:56.851 --> 01:24:58.618
Oh, my God!

01:24:58.620 --> 01:25:00.519
♪ Just a slave to the game,
I'm like a bird... ♪

01:25:00.521 --> 01:25:01.555
What the hell, Theresa?

01:25:01.557 --> 01:25:02.990
I've been outside honking

01:25:02.992 --> 01:25:04.658
for like 15 minutes.

01:25:04.660 --> 01:25:08.161
♪ I feel like I can break
through the ceiling ♪

01:25:08.163 --> 01:25:11.664
♪ So I find myself a place
without missing a beat ♪

01:25:11.666 --> 01:25:13.165
♪ Where they buy me a drink

01:25:13.167 --> 01:25:15.534
♪ A place where I can dance
like I'm free ♪

01:25:15.536 --> 01:25:17.070
Don't talk to me like that.

01:25:17.072 --> 01:25:18.238
♪ I'll dance until
these chains fall... ♪

01:25:18.240 --> 01:25:19.939
I'm your wife.
I'm not your mommy,

01:25:19.941 --> 01:25:21.707
and I'm not your house cleaner.

01:25:21.709 --> 01:25:24.243
And when I get my GED,
I'm gonna pursue my dreams,

01:25:24.245 --> 01:25:26.479
and I'm gonna need
your support.

01:25:26.481 --> 01:25:29.182
And also, I want to have sex
on a regular basis.

01:25:29.184 --> 01:25:30.650
- Oh.
- Mmm!

01:25:30.652 --> 01:25:31.951
I mean, like, kinky sex.

01:25:31.953 --> 01:25:33.220
Like, not make-a-baby sex,

01:25:33.222 --> 01:25:34.787
but 45-minute sex.

01:25:34.789 --> 01:25:36.155
Like, <i>Fifty Shades of Grey</i> sex.

01:25:36.157 --> 01:25:37.256
Hmm?

01:25:37.258 --> 01:25:39.760
I want you
to crack my butt like a walnut.

01:25:39.762 --> 01:25:40.961
Do I make myself clear?!

01:25:40.963 --> 01:25:42.728
Okay, okay.

01:25:42.730 --> 01:25:44.231
I'm so sorry, babe.

01:25:44.233 --> 01:25:46.565
I think you're
a freakin' rock star.

01:25:46.567 --> 01:25:48.668
And judging by what
you just said to me,

01:25:48.670 --> 01:25:50.636
I can't wait to be
your porn star.

01:25:50.638 --> 01:25:51.939
Whoa.

01:25:53.841 --> 01:25:55.107
All right, y'all,

01:25:55.109 --> 01:25:56.611
we got the party
up in here tonight!

01:25:58.012 --> 01:25:59.845
That's a clean batch.

01:25:59.847 --> 01:26:02.115
I want this punch
to stay that way.

01:26:02.117 --> 01:26:04.884
Gonna be checking
throughout the night.

01:26:04.886 --> 01:26:06.619
No, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no.

01:26:06.621 --> 01:26:09.121
Excuse me. This dance
is for students only.

01:26:09.123 --> 01:26:10.923
Well, this is
my night school class,

01:26:10.925 --> 01:26:12.624
and they are students here.

01:26:12.626 --> 01:26:13.894
Okay, well, technically,
technically, you're still

01:26:13.896 --> 01:26:15.095
on school hours,
so, Miss Carter,

01:26:15.097 --> 01:26:16.296
please return
to your classroom.

01:26:16.298 --> 01:26:18.097
Well, we gonna spend
our class hours

01:26:18.099 --> 01:26:19.999
- in the gym, at the party.
- Carrie.

01:26:20.001 --> 01:26:21.734
So get out of the way,
bitch. Move!

01:26:21.736 --> 01:26:23.635
- I can't allow this.
- She got you. She got you.

01:26:23.637 --> 01:26:25.071
Man, why you always
about that rah-rah, man?

01:26:25.073 --> 01:26:26.706
I'll allow this.
I'll allow this to happen.

01:26:26.708 --> 01:26:28.208
We just trying
to get a vibe, though.

01:26:29.610 --> 01:26:30.943
All right, Piedmont High,

01:26:30.945 --> 01:26:32.712
make room for
the night school crew!

01:26:32.714 --> 01:26:34.080
♪ One, two, three, uh!

01:26:34.082 --> 01:26:36.015
♪ My baby
don't mess around... ♪

01:26:36.017 --> 01:26:37.883
Watch out, watch out,
watch out!

01:26:37.885 --> 01:26:40.019
♪ And this I know for sure

01:26:40.021 --> 01:26:41.053
Everybody, come on!

01:26:41.055 --> 01:26:42.888
♪ Uh!

01:26:42.890 --> 01:26:46.092
♪ Thank God for Mom and Dad
for sticking to together... ♪

01:26:46.094 --> 01:26:47.728
Oh, Miss C gonna kill 'em!

01:26:49.597 --> 01:26:50.730
♪ Yeah! Huh!

01:26:50.732 --> 01:26:52.932
♪ Hey ya

01:26:52.934 --> 01:26:53.968
Yeah!

01:26:55.737 --> 01:26:58.871
♪ Hey ya

01:26:58.873 --> 01:27:00.707
- ♪ Hey ya
- Pelvic, pelvic, pelvic.

01:27:03.278 --> 01:27:06.846
♪ Hey ya

01:27:06.848 --> 01:27:08.814
♪ Here we go, uh, shake it,
shake-shake it ♪

01:27:08.816 --> 01:27:10.316
- ♪ Shake it, shake-shake it
- ♪ Oh, oh

01:27:10.318 --> 01:27:11.384
♪ Shake it, shake-shake it

01:27:11.386 --> 01:27:14.887
♪ Shake it, shake it,
shake it, shake it like ♪

01:27:14.889 --> 01:27:16.589
- ♪ A Polaroid picture
- ♪ You know what to do

01:27:16.591 --> 01:27:17.857
♪ Shake it,
shake it, shake it ♪

01:27:17.859 --> 01:27:20.026
♪ You know what to do

01:27:20.028 --> 01:27:22.328
♪ Shake it, shake it,
sh-sh-shake it ♪

01:27:22.330 --> 01:27:24.230
♪ You know what to do

01:27:24.232 --> 01:27:25.865
♪ Hey ya

01:27:25.867 --> 01:27:28.667
♪ Oh, oh

01:27:28.669 --> 01:27:30.069
- ♪ Hey ya
- Go, Theresa!

01:27:30.071 --> 01:27:31.771
♪ Oh, oh

01:27:31.773 --> 01:27:34.073
♪ Hey ya

01:27:34.075 --> 01:27:36.342
- ♪ Oh, oh ♪
- She's twerking! She's twerking!

01:27:36.344 --> 01:27:38.778
- ♪ Hey ya
- She's twerking!

01:27:38.780 --> 01:27:40.646
- Go, T!
- Crack my walnut!

01:27:40.648 --> 01:27:42.647
That's not for kids, Theresa!

01:27:42.649 --> 01:27:44.383
- ♪ Oh, oh
- Go, T!

01:27:44.385 --> 01:27:46.918
♪ Hey ya...

01:27:49.724 --> 01:27:52.758
♪ Ooh, ooh

01:27:52.760 --> 01:27:56.962
♪ Oh, oh

01:27:56.964 --> 01:27:59.931
♪ Hey, hey

01:27:59.933 --> 01:28:03.002
♪ The dream is all
that keeps me alive ♪

01:28:05.807 --> 01:28:07.373
♪ No matter what it takes

01:28:07.375 --> 01:28:10.276
♪ You know I'm always
gonna keep on fighting ♪

01:28:10.278 --> 01:28:11.845
♪ I'm fighting

01:28:13.748 --> 01:28:16.182
♪ I'm never gonna
let the dream go ♪

01:28:16.184 --> 01:28:19.285
♪ I'll take this all the way

01:28:19.287 --> 01:28:23.322
♪ Nobody's ever,
ever gonna stop el sueño ♪

01:28:23.324 --> 01:28:25.658
<i>♪ Ah, ah, ah ♪</i>

01:28:25.660 --> 01:28:29.028
♪ No desert, no snake
gonna take me down ♪

01:28:29.030 --> 01:28:31.896
- ♪ Take me down
- <i>♪ Take me down, no way... ♪</i>

01:28:31.898 --> 01:28:34.400
Wait, s-sweetheart,
who-who's watching the kids?

01:28:34.402 --> 01:28:36.301
I got it covered.

01:28:36.303 --> 01:28:39.105
She said, "I want to be
a flight attendant."

01:28:39.107 --> 01:28:41.006
You see?

01:28:41.008 --> 01:28:43.975
"I want to go
from place to place.

01:28:43.977 --> 01:28:46.345
It'd be like going..."

01:28:46.347 --> 01:28:48.615
Is y'all little bitches
listening?

01:28:50.017 --> 01:28:53.185
You know, Carrie,
you are incredible.

01:28:53.187 --> 01:28:54.953
I'm serious.

01:28:54.955 --> 01:28:55.854
There's never been a teacher

01:28:55.856 --> 01:28:57.889
that believe in me
the way that you do.

01:28:57.891 --> 01:28:59.724
Teddy, what can I say?

01:28:59.726 --> 01:29:03.129
You've grown so much
in such a short period of time.

01:29:03.131 --> 01:29:05.030
And if you keep up
with all the stuff

01:29:05.032 --> 01:29:08.166
that we've been doing,
you are well on your way.

01:29:08.168 --> 01:29:10.034
I'm just...

01:29:10.036 --> 01:29:12.370
I'm really,
really proud of you.

01:29:19.146 --> 01:29:21.946
You know, Carrie, uh...

01:29:21.948 --> 01:29:25.250
these past few weeks
have been amazing.

01:29:25.252 --> 01:29:27.852
I mean, our chemistry,
it goes without saying,

01:29:27.854 --> 01:29:28.920
it's strong.

01:29:28.922 --> 01:29:30.855
I sense it. I know you do, too.

01:29:30.857 --> 01:29:32.123
But as magical as these moments

01:29:32.125 --> 01:29:33.224
that we've been having
may be...

01:29:33.226 --> 01:29:35.126
Fool, I'm gay.

01:29:35.128 --> 01:29:36.727
I'm not trying to play.

01:29:36.729 --> 01:29:38.063
Now, I'm not saying
I ain't no freak,

01:29:38.065 --> 01:29:39.265
'cause I'd drop it off on you.

01:29:39.267 --> 01:29:40.499
I'm a lesbian.

01:29:40.501 --> 01:29:43.768
If you want to pursue acting,
you can.

01:29:43.770 --> 01:29:45.103
No, I'm gay.

01:29:45.105 --> 01:29:46.771
Say that again. It sound like
you said you're gay.

01:29:46.773 --> 01:29:48.239
I'm gay.

01:29:48.241 --> 01:29:50.409
I like women.

01:29:50.411 --> 01:29:51.943
Are you sure?
Because I'm getting

01:29:51.945 --> 01:29:53.479
- a whole different vibe.
- Oh, hell no!

01:29:53.481 --> 01:29:55.715
- I'm pretty sure.
- Oh, God.

01:29:57.117 --> 01:29:59.184
Teddy?

01:29:59.186 --> 01:30:02.087
Is the, is the one on the left
your type?

01:30:02.089 --> 01:30:03.821
Uh-uh, the one
in the tight dress is.

01:30:03.823 --> 01:30:05.025
Shit, that's mine.

01:30:06.092 --> 01:30:07.892
Hey.

01:30:07.894 --> 01:30:09.894
There they go.

01:30:09.896 --> 01:30:11.362
What are you doing here?

01:30:11.364 --> 01:30:13.198
Huh?

01:30:13.200 --> 01:30:15.166
What are you doing
at a high school prom?

01:30:15.168 --> 01:30:17.835
What, uh... what-what
are you doing here, babe?

01:30:17.837 --> 01:30:20.271
Why you... why you here?

01:30:20.273 --> 01:30:21.372
Principal Patowsky
is interested in us

01:30:21.374 --> 01:30:23.807
redesigning the school,
so he asked us to stop by...

01:30:23.809 --> 01:30:25.010
Oh, he did, huh?

01:30:26.447 --> 01:30:28.313
Well played, Stewart.

01:30:28.315 --> 01:30:30.448
You two know each other?

01:30:30.450 --> 01:30:32.383
Ask Stewart.

01:30:32.385 --> 01:30:34.452
Uh, yes, we went
to high school together.

01:30:34.454 --> 01:30:37.187
I think I mentioned that
at our first meeting.

01:30:37.189 --> 01:30:39.926
No. No, you didn't.

01:30:41.294 --> 01:30:43.294
Teddy, I am so confused.

01:30:43.296 --> 01:30:45.963
Why are you here?
And who is she?

01:30:45.965 --> 01:30:47.798
I can explain.
It ain't what it look like.

01:30:47.800 --> 01:30:49.468
I'm in here
with a bunch of kids,

01:30:49.470 --> 01:30:51.269
dressed in street clothes.

01:30:51.271 --> 01:30:54.205
Then remember I blew out
the, uh, Barbecue Shack.

01:30:54.207 --> 01:30:56.074
Fire took me out of that thing.

01:30:56.076 --> 01:30:58.476
And now my windshield
was-was messed...

01:30:58.478 --> 01:31:00.378
got me messed up about the car.

01:31:00.380 --> 01:31:03.915
My brakes ain't working, 'cause
I backed into this, um...

01:31:03.917 --> 01:31:06.184
She gay. She ain't even...

01:31:06.186 --> 01:31:08.319
She ain't even
interested in me.

01:31:08.321 --> 01:31:10.188
So... so...

01:31:10.190 --> 01:31:11.389
Goddamn it.

01:31:11.391 --> 01:31:12.457
Lisa.

01:31:12.459 --> 01:31:13.559
- Not now. Not now.
- Wait.

01:31:13.561 --> 01:31:14.828
Lisa.

01:31:16.329 --> 01:31:17.829
Okay, Lisa.

01:31:17.831 --> 01:31:19.197
Lisa, Lisa.

01:31:19.199 --> 01:31:20.531
Lisa, can you listen, please?

01:31:20.533 --> 01:31:22.533
Lisa, please just listen.

01:31:22.535 --> 01:31:24.970
What?
What are you gonna say, Teddy?

01:31:27.073 --> 01:31:29.073
I'm a high school dropout.

01:31:29.075 --> 01:31:31.109
Okay? That woman in there,

01:31:31.111 --> 01:31:33.877
Carrie...
that's my night school teacher.

01:31:33.879 --> 01:31:35.446
That's what I've been doing
all these evenings.

01:31:35.448 --> 01:31:37.282
I've been studying
to get my GED

01:31:37.284 --> 01:31:39.185
so that I can get a job
at Marvin's.

01:31:40.353 --> 01:31:41.986
So you don't work there now?

01:31:41.988 --> 01:31:43.854
I don't...

01:31:43.856 --> 01:31:45.490
I don't work there yet.

01:31:45.492 --> 01:31:47.558
Right now I work
at a fast food restaurant

01:31:47.560 --> 01:31:49.594
called Christian Chicken,

01:31:49.596 --> 01:31:52.130
where the chicken is Christian
for some reason.

01:31:52.132 --> 01:31:53.231
Oh, wait. L-Lisa,

01:31:53.233 --> 01:31:54.365
Lisa, Lisa, let me just

01:31:54.367 --> 01:31:55.500
say this before you judge him.

01:31:55.502 --> 01:31:57.167
It ain't that average chicken.

01:31:57.169 --> 01:31:58.935
It's not the same fast food

01:31:58.937 --> 01:32:00.971
that you be getting from
these other little hood spots.

01:32:00.973 --> 01:32:03.308
It's got the flavor... I don't
know if they use a needle,

01:32:03.310 --> 01:32:05.078
- but they get the flavor...
- Jaylen, Jaylen, Jaylen!

01:32:06.146 --> 01:32:07.345
How do you know my name?

01:32:07.347 --> 01:32:09.514
My nigga be talking about you
in the class all the time.

01:32:09.516 --> 01:32:12.249
He said you was bad.
I didn't know you was that bad.

01:32:12.251 --> 01:32:14.052
We're Teddy's classmates.
I'm Theresa.

01:32:14.054 --> 01:32:17.322
- That's Jaylen, Mila, Mackenzie, and Luis.
- Hey.

01:32:17.324 --> 01:32:19.590
You remember me?
I-I was actually the waiter

01:32:19.592 --> 01:32:22.593
at the restaurant when Teddy
pulled all of his pubes,

01:32:22.595 --> 01:32:24.528
and then... and he put 'em
in the cheesecake

01:32:24.530 --> 01:32:25.997
to get out of paying.

01:32:25.999 --> 01:32:29.099
Now we're best friends.

01:32:30.470 --> 01:32:32.404
Thank you for your honesty.

01:32:34.506 --> 01:32:35.539
Honesty.

01:32:35.541 --> 01:32:38.309
I know...

01:32:38.311 --> 01:32:40.645
that this is a lot to take in.

01:32:40.647 --> 01:32:41.679
Really?

01:32:41.681 --> 01:32:43.380
But if you let me explain...

01:32:43.382 --> 01:32:45.148
- No.
- If you just... if you let me explain...

01:32:45.150 --> 01:32:47.086
No, Teddy, I'm done
with your explanations.

01:32:48.954 --> 01:32:50.457
You lied to me
about everything.

01:32:51.957 --> 01:32:53.090
Why?

01:32:53.092 --> 01:32:55.025
To impress me?

01:32:55.027 --> 01:32:57.194
Teddy, I make my own money.

01:32:57.196 --> 01:32:59.529
You think I care about
what kind of car you drive

01:32:59.531 --> 01:33:01.699
or what kind of watch
you have on?

01:33:01.701 --> 01:33:04.101
That's not me.

01:33:04.103 --> 01:33:06.203
If you think that,
then you don't know me.

01:33:06.205 --> 01:33:07.504
That's not true.

01:33:07.506 --> 01:33:08.605
If you don't know me,

01:33:08.607 --> 01:33:09.673
then you couldn't truly love me.

01:33:09.675 --> 01:33:11.343
That's not true, Lisa.

01:33:14.514 --> 01:33:16.281
Don't come back
to the apartment tonight.

01:33:19.451 --> 01:33:22.454
Well, maybe you could stay
with your night school friend.

01:33:25.492 --> 01:33:27.527
Maybe she'd have
some use for this.

01:33:28.661 --> 01:33:31.263
It's probably fake, right?

01:33:35.033 --> 01:33:36.031
Lisa.

01:33:36.033 --> 01:33:37.100
Lis...

01:33:37.102 --> 01:33:38.170
Lisa!

01:33:48.045 --> 01:33:49.980
I cut the crust off,

01:33:49.982 --> 01:33:52.082
just how you like it.

01:33:52.084 --> 01:33:53.650
Thanks, Ma.

01:33:53.652 --> 01:33:57.587
You're not seriously skipping
that GED test, are you?

01:33:57.589 --> 01:33:59.121
Yeah.

01:33:59.123 --> 01:34:01.659
I mean, I was doing
all that stuff for Lisa.

01:34:01.661 --> 01:34:04.327
If she's not around,
then what's the point?

01:34:04.329 --> 01:34:06.463
My poor baby, I feel terrible.

01:34:06.465 --> 01:34:09.499
Oh, Gladys, now,
stop coddling this boy.

01:34:09.501 --> 01:34:11.133
You know, Theodore,

01:34:11.135 --> 01:34:12.769
you're a grown-ass man.

01:34:12.771 --> 01:34:14.739
You need to get
your shit together.

01:34:14.741 --> 01:34:16.139
I know, Dad.

01:34:16.141 --> 01:34:18.375
I mean,
you say you got dyslexia,

01:34:18.377 --> 01:34:20.644
"dyscoglia."

01:34:20.646 --> 01:34:22.144
Dyscalculia.

01:34:22.146 --> 01:34:23.647
However you say it.

01:34:23.649 --> 01:34:26.116
The issue is you're dishonest.

01:34:26.118 --> 01:34:28.084
I don't blame that girl
for dumping you.

01:34:28.086 --> 01:34:31.089
- Now, Gerald, that is enough.
- Uh-huh.

01:34:32.324 --> 01:34:34.256
You know, maybe you're right.

01:34:34.258 --> 01:34:36.292
Maybe I do deserve it.

01:34:36.294 --> 01:34:37.461
You think?

01:34:37.463 --> 01:34:40.063
I was being sarcastic.

01:34:40.065 --> 01:34:42.399
I'll get your bed ready, baby.

01:34:42.401 --> 01:34:44.201
Would you like a tuck-in?

01:34:44.203 --> 01:34:45.404
Yes, please.

01:34:46.605 --> 01:34:47.771
Thank you, Mom.

01:34:47.773 --> 01:34:49.408
Anything for you, darling.

01:34:55.180 --> 01:34:56.548
I failed.

01:34:58.717 --> 01:35:00.986
I failed as a father.

01:35:02.087 --> 01:35:03.655
A tuck-in?

01:35:06.325 --> 01:35:08.558
Oh, my gosh, why'd he come
on the bus like that?

01:35:08.560 --> 01:35:10.562
- I don't know.
- He ain't got no friends.

01:35:14.600 --> 01:35:16.166
What's the problem?

01:35:18.102 --> 01:35:19.603
Christian Chicken!

01:35:19.605 --> 01:35:21.505
♪ Call me Mr. Pitiful...

01:35:21.507 --> 01:35:23.506
Honk once if you love chicken.

01:35:23.508 --> 01:35:26.276
Honk twice
if you love the Lord.

01:35:26.278 --> 01:35:28.111
Come and get your chicken
if you...

01:35:28.113 --> 01:35:29.646
ready to start winning.

01:35:29.648 --> 01:35:31.113
Hey.

01:35:31.115 --> 01:35:32.281
Sellout!

01:35:32.283 --> 01:35:33.315
What?

01:35:33.317 --> 01:35:34.784
You a sellout, man.

01:35:34.786 --> 01:35:36.218
Brother, I'm just trying
to make an honest living.

01:35:36.220 --> 01:35:37.420
Why don't you get off my back?

01:35:37.422 --> 01:35:39.422
Go get a job
at the post office, then.

01:35:39.424 --> 01:35:41.190
- Get your ass up out of here.
- What? Say it again!

01:35:41.192 --> 01:35:42.325
Come on, man!

01:35:42.327 --> 01:35:43.392
Go ahead with that.

01:35:43.394 --> 01:35:44.628
Stay woke, brah.

01:35:44.630 --> 01:35:47.698
Yeah, well, I see you ate the
chicken, you son of a bitch.

01:35:50.235 --> 01:35:52.204
So, this is what
it's come to, huh?

01:35:55.206 --> 01:35:57.206
You got some nerve, man.

01:35:57.208 --> 01:35:58.543
Teddy, look.

01:36:00.177 --> 01:36:02.812
I came here to apologize.

01:36:02.814 --> 01:36:05.114
I'm on my break.

01:36:05.116 --> 01:36:07.182
- I ain't got time for this.
- Teddy, please, just listen.

01:36:07.184 --> 01:36:08.651
I don't want to hear nothing
you got to say, man.

01:36:08.653 --> 01:36:09.485
No, please just listen to me.

01:36:09.487 --> 01:36:10.619
I don't have nothing
to say to you.

01:36:10.621 --> 01:36:12.655
I just... well, I have
something to say to you, okay?

01:36:12.657 --> 01:36:13.757
- What? What?
- Give me 30 seconds, okay?

01:36:13.759 --> 01:36:15.292
30 seconds. Go.

01:36:15.294 --> 01:36:17.359
Listen, when-when we
were in high school,

01:36:17.361 --> 01:36:18.795
you had everything
that I wanted.

01:36:18.797 --> 01:36:20.496
You got 28 seconds left.

01:36:20.498 --> 01:36:21.898
I had grades.
That's all I had.

01:36:21.900 --> 01:36:25.201
You-you had sports,
friends, girls.

01:36:25.203 --> 01:36:26.836
- I sucked at all that.
- 20.

01:36:26.838 --> 01:36:28.772
I was 27 when I got
my first hand job.

01:36:28.774 --> 01:36:31.640
You're at one, but before I...
before I walk away,

01:36:31.642 --> 01:36:33.208
I want to tell you that's sad.

01:36:33.210 --> 01:36:34.343
- That's my point.
- I don't care.

01:36:34.345 --> 01:36:35.444
- Why are you telling me?
- My point is...

01:36:35.446 --> 01:36:37.814
I was a late bloomer,
and I was desperate and sad,

01:36:37.816 --> 01:36:39.281
and I blamed you.

01:36:39.283 --> 01:36:41.517
And the other night,

01:36:41.519 --> 01:36:44.653
when I got my revenge,
it felt awful.

01:36:44.655 --> 01:36:46.755
I got into education
to make a difference

01:36:46.757 --> 01:36:49.326
in people's lives,
not to ruin them.

01:36:49.328 --> 01:36:50.860
Also,

01:36:50.862 --> 01:36:53.562
I told Stewart here
I'd beat his ass

01:36:53.564 --> 01:36:55.464
if he didn't come
and apologize.

01:36:55.466 --> 01:36:56.865
That is true.
That was a part...

01:36:56.867 --> 01:36:58.400
part of it, a small part.

01:36:58.402 --> 01:36:59.902
Okay, you know what, guys?

01:36:59.904 --> 01:37:03.640
I appreciate the whole
after-school special moment.

01:37:03.642 --> 01:37:05.809
But understand that I am okay.

01:37:05.811 --> 01:37:07.743
I am where I'm supposed to be.

01:37:07.745 --> 01:37:09.378
- All right?
- Your destiny is to work

01:37:09.380 --> 01:37:11.447
at a fast food joint
next to a strip club?

01:37:11.449 --> 01:37:13.883
Yes. All right,
if I stand in the right spot

01:37:13.885 --> 01:37:16.285
in this parking lot,
I can smell cocoa butter

01:37:16.287 --> 01:37:18.253
and fried chicken
at the same time.

01:37:18.255 --> 01:37:20.789
And I don't know about you
guys, but that's a win for me.

01:37:20.791 --> 01:37:23.325
- Teddy, l-listen to me. Ted...
- Ain't no "Teddy, listen."

01:37:23.327 --> 01:37:24.727
You know I wasn't
gonna pass that test,

01:37:24.729 --> 01:37:26.261
so don't sit here and act like

01:37:26.263 --> 01:37:27.897
it wasn't gonna be
a different story.

01:37:27.899 --> 01:37:29.331
And don't act like
you don't want

01:37:29.333 --> 01:37:30.799
to be able to finally say
that I'm dumb.

01:37:30.801 --> 01:37:31.667
No, you're not.

01:37:31.669 --> 01:37:33.902
You can finally say it, Stew.
Say it.

01:37:33.904 --> 01:37:35.971
Teddy...

01:37:35.973 --> 01:37:38.507
you are a lot of things.

01:37:38.509 --> 01:37:39.876
A hustler.

01:37:39.878 --> 01:37:41.310
A liar.

01:37:41.312 --> 01:37:42.845
You're very short.

01:37:42.847 --> 01:37:45.314
- Mad loud, too.
- Mmm.

01:37:45.316 --> 01:37:47.616
But you are not dumb.

01:37:47.618 --> 01:37:50.987
Now, this suit you got on
is dumb as hell.

01:37:50.989 --> 01:37:52.721
- I rebuke you.
- You...?

01:37:52.723 --> 01:37:54.456
Rebuke. I rebuke you!

01:37:54.458 --> 01:37:55.924
- Boy... give me this thing.
- I'm going to work.

01:37:55.926 --> 01:37:57.626
Now, let me go back to...
What you doing?

01:37:57.628 --> 01:37:58.861
- What you doing, man?
- Take this suit off,

01:37:58.863 --> 01:38:00.930
- and you gonna take this test.
- No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

01:38:00.932 --> 01:38:02.564
- No, let's use our words.
- You gonna take this test.

01:38:02.566 --> 01:38:03.699
- All right, come here.
- You know what?

01:38:03.701 --> 01:38:04.867
- What you doing?
- She has a belt.

01:38:04.869 --> 01:38:05.734
She's got a belt!

01:38:05.736 --> 01:38:07.469
- You gonna take this suit off.
- Hey!

01:38:07.471 --> 01:38:08.871
Uh, guys, guys, guys, guys...

01:38:08.873 --> 01:38:10.773
- You stop! You stay there!
- Get off me!

01:38:10.775 --> 01:38:12.507
It's gonna hurt me more
than it's gonna hurt you.

01:38:12.509 --> 01:38:14.643
Oh, God, I can't be
a part of this.

01:38:14.645 --> 01:38:17.312
Gonna tear your ass up!

01:38:17.314 --> 01:38:18.747
Okay, this seems like
a black thing,

01:38:18.749 --> 01:38:20.816
so I-I'm just gonna
order us some food.

01:38:20.818 --> 01:38:22.517
- All right! All right!
- Now, listen to me.

01:38:22.519 --> 01:38:23.752
- You listening to me?
- Yes.

01:38:23.754 --> 01:38:25.587
Now, you have worked
too hard to be

01:38:25.589 --> 01:38:28.424
running around here
in a damn holy chicken suit.

01:38:28.426 --> 01:38:30.359
- Okay?
- Yes.

01:38:30.361 --> 01:38:32.393
Now, either you get in the car

01:38:32.395 --> 01:38:34.763
and you take that test,

01:38:34.765 --> 01:38:37.934
or I continue
to tenderize your ass!

01:38:37.936 --> 01:38:39.437
Your choice.

01:38:43.007 --> 01:38:45.475
- Are you ready?
- Good luck, guys.

01:38:46.609 --> 01:38:48.342
- Yeah.
- I'm back.

01:38:48.344 --> 01:38:49.914
Hey, Carrie.

01:38:57.988 --> 01:38:59.888
- Teddy!
- Aw, Teddy's back.

01:38:59.890 --> 01:39:01.657
Good to see you, bro.
What's up, Ted?

01:39:01.659 --> 01:39:04.326
- Hey, Teddy.
- Teddy! Teddy!

01:39:04.328 --> 01:39:05.326
Yes!

01:39:06.463 --> 01:39:07.528
What up, king?

01:39:07.530 --> 01:39:08.764
Come on, man.

01:39:08.766 --> 01:39:10.698
Let's do this.

01:39:10.700 --> 01:39:11.935
Our hero returns.

01:39:14.939 --> 01:39:17.506
Okay. We're complete.

01:39:17.508 --> 01:39:19.742
So let's turn on
those computers

01:39:19.744 --> 01:39:21.476
and ace this thing.

01:39:21.478 --> 01:39:22.577
Go.

01:39:23.980 --> 01:39:26.081
Okay, robot.

01:39:26.083 --> 01:39:28.719
You bowing down to a god today.

01:39:33.656 --> 01:39:35.389
Good luck, everybody.

01:39:47.104 --> 01:39:48.771
Ah.

01:39:54.912 --> 01:39:56.579
Come on, Teddy.

01:40:02.553 --> 01:40:03.786
<i>Focus.</i>

01:40:03.788 --> 01:40:04.887
<i>Concentrate.</i>

01:40:04.889 --> 01:40:06.521
<i>Get rid of that mind chatter.</i>

01:40:07.992 --> 01:40:09.457
Come on. Focus.

01:40:09.459 --> 01:40:11.492
- Focus!
- Oh, God!

01:40:11.494 --> 01:40:13.028
Focus.
You better get it right.

01:40:13.030 --> 01:40:15.365
Focus, focus, focus!

01:40:42.959 --> 01:40:43.893
Yeah!

01:40:45.929 --> 01:40:46.863
Shh.

01:40:50.034 --> 01:40:52.834
Okay, everybody calm down,
all right?

01:40:52.836 --> 01:40:54.902
The results will be in online
in just a minute.

01:40:54.904 --> 01:40:59.106
- If you get over 145, you pass.
- She's right.

01:40:59.108 --> 01:41:00.976
All right, you do the hard
work, you get rewarded for it.

01:41:00.978 --> 01:41:02.476
No need to panic.

01:41:02.478 --> 01:41:03.946
Hey, hey, hey.
The results just came in.

01:41:03.948 --> 01:41:06.714
- Oh, shit.
- Oh, my gosh. Uh...

01:41:06.716 --> 01:41:08.950
I passed. I got a 146!

01:41:08.952 --> 01:41:11.185
146! Nice! Yeah!

01:41:11.187 --> 01:41:12.754
- Way to go.
- Yes!

01:41:12.756 --> 01:41:14.022
Management, here I come, baby!

01:41:14.024 --> 01:41:15.190
He deserved that.

01:41:15.192 --> 01:41:17.859
- 168.
- Oh!

01:41:17.861 --> 01:41:19.660
Swim big!

01:41:19.662 --> 01:41:21.596
I don't have to do
housework anymore.

01:41:21.598 --> 01:41:23.430
- I passed!
- Yay! Bobby passed.

01:41:23.432 --> 01:41:24.766
- Bobby passed, y'all.
- Yes, Bobby.

01:41:24.768 --> 01:41:26.567
165, B!

01:41:26.569 --> 01:41:27.935
Way to go, man.

01:41:27.937 --> 01:41:30.104
- I'm going to college.
- Yeah!

01:41:30.106 --> 01:41:31.706
- She ready! - Hey!
- Proud of you, kiddo.

01:41:31.708 --> 01:41:32.840
Proud of you, kiddo.

01:41:32.842 --> 01:41:35.542
Guys. Guys.

01:41:35.544 --> 01:41:37.980
I'm...
I'm gonna be a dental hy-enist.

01:41:37.982 --> 01:41:39.780
"Hygienist."
He's saying "hygienist."

01:41:39.782 --> 01:41:41.182
I'm gonna be
a dental hy-enist.

01:41:41.184 --> 01:41:42.817
Yes. It's good for you, man.

01:41:42.819 --> 01:41:43.918
Y'all ready for this?

01:41:43.920 --> 01:41:45.953
- What?
- Jay got a 146!

01:41:45.955 --> 01:41:47.989
Jay got a damn 146!

01:41:47.991 --> 01:41:50.092
- Same as you, fam! Yeah!
- Yeah!

01:41:50.094 --> 01:41:51.726
- Yeah! We won this!
- Proud of you guys.

01:41:51.728 --> 01:41:53.094
- You said it.
- What you got?

01:41:53.096 --> 01:41:54.495
What you got? Come on, Teddy.

01:41:54.497 --> 01:41:56.130
Come on, Teddy.

01:41:56.132 --> 01:41:58.032
I can't. I can't check it.

01:41:58.034 --> 01:42:00.067
Here, Carrie, here,
you check mine for me.

01:42:00.069 --> 01:42:01.702
Oh, God.

01:42:01.704 --> 01:42:02.937
I'm too nervous, man.

01:42:02.939 --> 01:42:04.505
Come on.

01:42:04.507 --> 01:42:06.107
Genius level.

01:42:06.109 --> 01:42:07.942
That's right.

01:42:07.944 --> 01:42:09.509
Whew!

01:42:09.511 --> 01:42:11.012
Teddy, I'm sorry.

01:42:11.014 --> 01:42:12.680
Come on, Carrie.
Don't play right now.

01:42:12.682 --> 01:42:14.048
Just... just tell me the score.

01:42:14.050 --> 01:42:15.516
Tell me what I got.

01:42:15.518 --> 01:42:16.586
I'm not joking with you this...

01:42:17.887 --> 01:42:19.122
You didn't pass.

01:42:30.166 --> 01:42:32.768
I got a 117.

01:42:34.170 --> 01:42:36.069
I'm sorry, Teddy.

01:42:36.071 --> 01:42:37.772
It doesn't matter.
You know why?

01:42:37.774 --> 01:42:40.608
Because this is a...
this is a minor setback

01:42:40.610 --> 01:42:42.143
for a major comeback.

01:42:42.145 --> 01:42:44.245
- Yes.
- I'm-a take the test again, guys.

01:42:44.247 --> 01:42:46.713
- That's right. Yes.
- You should!

01:42:46.715 --> 01:42:48.249
- I'm-a take the test again.
- You take it again!

01:42:48.251 --> 01:42:49.216
You're taking it again.
That's right.

01:42:49.218 --> 01:42:50.251
I said I'm-a take it again!

01:42:50.253 --> 01:42:53.187
Oh, God, he's doing
that thing with his voice.

01:42:53.189 --> 01:42:54.855
Yeah, I know.
I heard it, too.

01:42:54.857 --> 01:42:56.589
I'm-a take the test again!

01:42:56.591 --> 01:42:57.757
♪ Hey, hey

01:42:57.759 --> 01:42:59.293
♪ Some people sometimes

01:42:59.295 --> 01:43:02.198
♪ They think they need
to call it a day... ♪

01:43:05.168 --> 01:43:06.599
Is everybody getting
the same number?

01:43:06.601 --> 01:43:07.600
- Hey, Marv.
- Yeah?

01:43:07.602 --> 01:43:08.601
I failed.

01:43:08.603 --> 01:43:09.970
You failed the test?

01:43:09.972 --> 01:43:11.238
But I'm-a take it again.

01:43:11.240 --> 01:43:12.940
That's why you stopped by?

01:43:12.942 --> 01:43:15.009
♪ Ain't never been
caught up... ♪

01:43:15.011 --> 01:43:16.243
I failed again.

01:43:16.245 --> 01:43:18.845
Yep, but I'm-a take it
again now.

01:43:18.847 --> 01:43:20.281
I'm-a take it again.

01:43:20.283 --> 01:43:23.616
♪ I'm saying
I see my future... ♪

01:43:23.618 --> 01:43:25.653
Hey, y'all.

01:43:25.655 --> 01:43:27.620
I definitely didn't pass
that one.

01:43:27.622 --> 01:43:28.755
I mean, there was
a whole section

01:43:28.757 --> 01:43:29.823
that I didn't even understand.

01:43:29.825 --> 01:43:31.827
I'm-a take it again, though.

01:43:33.996 --> 01:43:36.029
You sure he's not just dumb?

01:43:36.031 --> 01:43:37.665
<i>Well, the new test results</i>

01:43:37.667 --> 01:43:39.000
just came in.

01:43:39.002 --> 01:43:40.334
I failed.

01:43:40.336 --> 01:43:42.069
Wait a minute.

01:43:42.071 --> 01:43:43.737
Wait, I passed.

01:43:43.739 --> 01:43:45.038
You what?

01:43:45.040 --> 01:43:47.007
A 178.
That's, like, college, right?

01:43:47.009 --> 01:43:48.174
I passed.

01:43:48.176 --> 01:43:49.310
You passed?

01:43:51.680 --> 01:43:53.280
♪ Hey...

01:43:53.282 --> 01:43:57.150
I passed! I passed!

01:43:57.152 --> 01:43:58.752
You killed it, son.

01:43:58.754 --> 01:44:00.821
I did it, man! I did it!

01:44:00.823 --> 01:44:03.157
Hey, watch your back.
Watch your back!

01:44:03.159 --> 01:44:05.159
Oh, yeah!

01:44:05.161 --> 01:44:07.127
- Teddy! Teddy!
- Whoa!

01:44:07.129 --> 01:44:08.895
- Teddy! Teddy!
- I passed!

01:44:08.897 --> 01:44:10.230
Teddy! Teddy!

01:44:10.232 --> 01:44:13.267
Thank you! Thank you!

01:44:17.240 --> 01:44:18.740
<i>I don't deserve it!</i>

01:44:20.675 --> 01:44:23.676
We, the class of 2018,
represent a generation

01:44:23.678 --> 01:44:25.379
of forward-thinking,

01:44:25.381 --> 01:44:28.115
rule-challenging,
fearless leaders.

01:44:28.117 --> 01:44:30.717
Let us go forward from this day

01:44:30.719 --> 01:44:32.819
with confidence
and with courage.

01:44:32.821 --> 01:44:36.189
As we cross this stage,
let us do so with the knowledge

01:44:36.191 --> 01:44:41.227
that with faith in ourselves,
nothing is impossible.

01:44:41.229 --> 01:44:43.063
Thank you.

01:44:48.036 --> 01:44:50.770
Beautiful and inspiring words.

01:44:50.772 --> 01:44:51.938
Thank you, Mikayla.

01:44:51.940 --> 01:44:53.340
Now, before we conclude,

01:44:53.342 --> 01:44:55.241
I'm sure some of you
are wondering

01:44:55.243 --> 01:44:59.312
why we have adult students
with us onstage.

01:44:59.314 --> 01:45:01.148
Well, as you all know,

01:45:01.150 --> 01:45:03.083
I am an innovator.

01:45:03.085 --> 01:45:05.018
A maverick.

01:45:05.020 --> 01:45:07.320
I don't play by the...

01:45:08.723 --> 01:45:10.689
So I have decided,

01:45:10.691 --> 01:45:12.926
for the first time
in Piedmont history,

01:45:12.928 --> 01:45:14.328
to invite our
night school graduates

01:45:14.330 --> 01:45:15.795
to join our seniors.

01:45:15.797 --> 01:45:17.430
They have elected
one of their own

01:45:17.432 --> 01:45:19.165
to speak on their behalf.

01:45:19.167 --> 01:45:21.868
It is with great pride

01:45:21.870 --> 01:45:24.104
that I introduce
Mr. Teddy Walker.

01:45:25.274 --> 01:45:26.673
Hey, all right.

01:45:26.675 --> 01:45:28.041
- Yeah!
- You got this, Teddy.

01:45:28.043 --> 01:45:30.043
- You got this.
- Teddy! Teddy!

01:45:30.045 --> 01:45:31.411
Teddy! Teddy!

01:45:31.413 --> 01:45:34.680
Teddy! Teddy! Teddy!

01:45:34.682 --> 01:45:36.014
Teddy! Teddy!

01:45:36.016 --> 01:45:37.085
Teddy!

01:45:39.821 --> 01:45:42.755
Uh, let me just start off
by telling you guys

01:45:42.757 --> 01:45:44.126
a little something about me.

01:45:45.460 --> 01:45:48.261
I'm Teddy Walker, and...

01:45:48.263 --> 01:45:50.029
I'm a liar.

01:45:51.867 --> 01:45:55.368
For years, I've been pretending
to be somebody else.

01:45:55.370 --> 01:45:57.337
Somebody that I'm not.

01:45:57.339 --> 01:46:02.275
And my reason for doing that
is because I was ashamed.

01:46:02.277 --> 01:46:05.713
Ashamed that I didn't learn
like my classmates.

01:46:07.115 --> 01:46:10.716
Ashamed that I couldn't
take a test.

01:46:10.718 --> 01:46:13.753
Ashamed that I let my family
and my friends down.

01:46:13.755 --> 01:46:16.923
I mean, I put so much time
and energy into creating

01:46:16.925 --> 01:46:19.325
this fake version
of Teddy Walker

01:46:19.327 --> 01:46:22.728
that I forgot the value that
went into learning in school.

01:46:22.730 --> 01:46:24.931
I'm talking about honesty.

01:46:24.933 --> 01:46:27.167
I'm talking about
accepting who you are.

01:46:27.169 --> 01:46:28.968
And it wasn't until I met

01:46:28.970 --> 01:46:32.372
my amazing night school
classmates and...

01:46:32.374 --> 01:46:35.443
and a teacher
that actually believed in me...

01:46:37.112 --> 01:46:41.447
...that I was able
to accept who I was.

01:46:41.449 --> 01:46:43.516
As a loudmouth hustler
with a boatload

01:46:43.518 --> 01:46:46.320
of learning disabilities.

01:46:55.029 --> 01:46:57.829
You know, for any of you
who may have struggled

01:46:57.831 --> 01:47:00.098
- to get it right the first time...
- Lisa. - Hi.

01:47:00.100 --> 01:47:02.402
...that I am living proof

01:47:02.404 --> 01:47:06.972
that you can get it together
on a second chance.

01:47:06.974 --> 01:47:08.807
I mean, I done had
a lot of chances.

01:47:08.809 --> 01:47:10.209
Mm-hmm.

01:47:10.211 --> 01:47:12.545
- 'Cause I messed up a lot.
- Mm-hmm.

01:47:12.547 --> 01:47:15.415
But I made it
to the other side.

01:47:15.417 --> 01:47:17.015
I mean, hell, we all did.

01:47:17.017 --> 01:47:18.218
Ain't that right,
night school crew?

01:47:18.220 --> 01:47:19.485
Hell yeah.

01:47:21.956 --> 01:47:23.889
We all got second chances.

01:47:23.891 --> 01:47:25.193
And to my dad.

01:47:26.528 --> 01:47:28.194
He was... he was tough on me.

01:47:28.196 --> 01:47:31.063
He said some things,
but he said it out of love.

01:47:32.534 --> 01:47:34.099
Dad, I know
you ain't never mean it

01:47:34.101 --> 01:47:35.500
when you used to say
some of the things

01:47:35.502 --> 01:47:37.003
that you used to say.

01:47:37.005 --> 01:47:38.338
You know,
you used to say stuff like,

01:47:38.340 --> 01:47:40.506
"I wish I ain't never had you."

01:47:40.508 --> 01:47:43.108
Or like, uh,

01:47:43.110 --> 01:47:44.843
- "That was a waste of sperm."
- Oh!

01:47:44.845 --> 01:47:46.511
- Oh.
- "Oh, God, if I could

01:47:46.513 --> 01:47:48.814
get that nut back."
I remember you said that.

01:47:48.816 --> 01:47:51.117
But all that stuff
was said out of love

01:47:51.119 --> 01:47:52.884
to motivate me and push me.

01:47:52.886 --> 01:47:54.920
And you thought
you didn't do good,

01:47:54.922 --> 01:47:56.090
but look at me now.

01:47:57.458 --> 01:48:00.192
Anything is possible!

01:48:05.966 --> 01:48:07.866
I did it!

01:48:07.868 --> 01:48:09.868
- Yeah! Hurray!
- Go, Teddy!

01:48:09.870 --> 01:48:10.868
Hey, Dad.

01:48:10.870 --> 01:48:12.137
I did it, Dad!

01:48:12.139 --> 01:48:13.606
I told you.

01:48:13.608 --> 01:48:14.940
What'd I tell you?

01:48:14.942 --> 01:48:17.510
Okay. Okay.

01:48:17.512 --> 01:48:19.911
Yeah!

01:48:21.548 --> 01:48:24.450
Can't believe I took off work
for this shit.

01:48:28.289 --> 01:48:31.056
Thank you, guys,
for the flowers.

01:48:31.058 --> 01:48:33.927
Look what it says.

01:48:36.398 --> 01:48:38.196
- Hey!
- Well, I definitely need the work.

01:48:38.198 --> 01:48:40.434
- I need the money, so...
- That's, uh... that's Teddy.

01:48:44.204 --> 01:48:46.038
When's the last time
you were in love?

01:48:46.040 --> 01:48:48.039
- I work. I have a job. I'm saving lives.
- Okay. Okay.

01:48:48.041 --> 01:48:50.208
- Okay. You love your job.
- That's what I love to do.

01:48:50.210 --> 01:48:52.377
Oh, there he is.

01:48:52.379 --> 01:48:55.180
My little, smart,
dumb-ass brother.

01:48:55.182 --> 01:48:56.315
I'm so proud of you.

01:48:56.317 --> 01:48:57.582
- Oh, thank you.
- Yes.

01:48:57.584 --> 01:48:59.251
- Good to see you.
- Good to see you.

01:48:59.253 --> 01:49:00.486
- Thank you.
- Yes.

01:49:00.488 --> 01:49:02.020
- Ah. Give me some, man.
- Ah! Congrats.

01:49:02.022 --> 01:49:04.056
Thank you, man.
How do I look? Do I look smart?

01:49:04.058 --> 01:49:05.490
You look unbelievable.
Let me see your smart face.

01:49:05.492 --> 01:49:06.625
- Hmm.
- Hit it. One, two, three.

01:49:06.627 --> 01:49:07.559
Show me the smart face.

01:49:07.561 --> 01:49:08.527
- Yeah, it's still stupid.
- Show it to me.

01:49:08.529 --> 01:49:10.228
- That's it. - I love it.
- Okay, that's fine.

01:49:10.230 --> 01:49:11.463
- Okay. All right.
- That's all right.

01:49:14.068 --> 01:49:16.136
Call me.

01:49:18.238 --> 01:49:20.971
Hey.

01:49:20.973 --> 01:49:22.276
That was a beautiful speech,
Teddy.

01:49:24.110 --> 01:49:26.347
That's the guy
I fell in love with.

01:49:28.615 --> 01:49:30.584
Then allow me
to reintroduce myself.

01:49:32.985 --> 01:49:34.588
I'm Teddy Walker.

01:49:36.055 --> 01:49:37.590
I'm a high school dropout.

01:49:37.592 --> 01:49:40.127
I work at a fast food joint.

01:49:41.228 --> 01:49:42.262
I live with my mom.

01:49:43.364 --> 01:49:45.129
And I take the bus.

01:49:45.131 --> 01:49:47.431
But I would love...

01:49:47.433 --> 01:49:49.903
I would absolutely love it...

01:49:52.005 --> 01:49:54.308
...if you would let me
take you on a date.

01:49:56.976 --> 01:49:59.210
Nice to meet you, Teddy Walker.

01:50:02.383 --> 01:50:04.982
I'd like that.

01:50:04.984 --> 01:50:07.051
You're gonna have to pay
for everything

01:50:07.053 --> 01:50:09.086
because I...
I don't have any money.

01:50:09.088 --> 01:50:10.454
Oh, I figured.

01:50:10.456 --> 01:50:12.524
I mean, like no money.

01:50:12.526 --> 01:50:13.592
I got you.

01:50:14.695 --> 01:50:17.362
<i>Let's do a photo.</i>

01:50:17.364 --> 01:50:18.730
Night school photo.

01:50:18.732 --> 01:50:20.197
"GED" on three. You ready?

01:50:20.199 --> 01:50:22.667
- "GED" on three.
- One, two, three.

01:50:22.669 --> 01:50:25.070
GED!

01:50:37.751 --> 01:50:42.587
♪ Huh! Hey ya

01:50:42.589 --> 01:50:45.289
- ♪ Hey ya...
- Hey! Hey! Hey!

01:50:45.291 --> 01:50:46.690
Hey, hey, hey!

01:50:46.692 --> 01:50:48.560
What is going on?

01:50:48.562 --> 01:50:50.729
It's turn-up time, Stewart.

01:50:50.731 --> 01:50:52.431
Well, this...

01:50:52.433 --> 01:50:55.132
- is my house.
- Prove it.

01:50:55.134 --> 01:50:57.435
♪ One, two, three, uh!

01:51:00.774 --> 01:51:03.408
♪ Shake it, shake-shake it,
shake it ♪

01:51:03.410 --> 01:51:05.309
- ♪ Oh, oh
- ♪ Shake it, shake it

01:51:05.311 --> 01:51:07.244
♪ Shake it, shake it,
shake it ♪

01:51:07.246 --> 01:51:09.747
♪ Shake it like
a Polaroid picture ♪

01:51:09.749 --> 01:51:11.415
♪ All right,
all right, all right ♪

01:51:11.417 --> 01:51:13.017
♪ All right, all right,
all right, all right ♪

01:51:13.019 --> 01:51:14.051
♪ All right,
all right, all right ♪

01:51:14.053 --> 01:51:16.020
♪ All right, all right,
all right, all right ♪

01:51:16.022 --> 01:51:17.288
♪ Oh, oh

01:51:17.290 --> 01:51:19.091
- ♪ I...
- ♪ Here we go.

01:51:24.999 --> 01:51:27.699
Subtitles by explosiveskull

01:51:27.701 --> 01:51:30.267
♪ Pat yourself on the back

01:51:30.269 --> 01:51:32.703
- ♪ You just did that
- <i>♪ Hey ♪</i>

01:51:32.705 --> 01:51:34.605
♪ Pat yourself on the back
'cause ♪

01:51:34.607 --> 01:51:37.709
- <i>♪ On the back ♪</i>
- ♪ You just did that

01:51:37.711 --> 01:51:40.177
♪ You just graduated

01:51:40.179 --> 01:51:42.781
♪ You need a vacation

01:51:42.783 --> 01:51:44.748
♪ Thanks for
all your patience ♪

01:51:44.750 --> 01:51:46.383
♪ Hands up 'cause we made it

01:51:46.385 --> 01:51:47.785
- <i>♪ Hands up ♪</i>
- ♪ Everyone go

01:51:47.787 --> 01:51:49.253
♪ Oh-oh, oh, oh, oh

01:51:49.255 --> 01:51:50.522
♪ Oh, oh-oh, oh

01:51:50.524 --> 01:51:51.723
♪ Oh-oh, oh, oh, oh

01:51:51.725 --> 01:51:52.824
♪ Oh, oh-oh, oh

01:51:52.826 --> 01:51:54.525
♪ You just graduated

01:51:54.527 --> 01:51:56.560
♪ Put your hands up
'cause you made it ♪

01:51:56.562 --> 01:51:57.661
<i>♪ Hands up ♪</i>

01:51:57.663 --> 01:51:59.563
♪ First in the fam, I made it

01:51:59.565 --> 01:52:01.433
- <i>♪ First ♪</i>
- ♪ First in the fam graduatin' ♪

01:52:01.435 --> 01:52:03.300
- <i>♪ First ♪</i>
- ♪ Put a lot of time in

01:52:03.302 --> 01:52:05.102
- ♪ I almost failed it
- <i>♪ Failed it ♪</i>

01:52:05.104 --> 01:52:06.770
♪ I'm talkin' bad, bad grades,
you couldn't save me ♪

01:52:06.772 --> 01:52:07.638
- <i>♪ Bad, bad ♪</i>
- ♪ Middle finger

01:52:07.640 --> 01:52:08.839
♪ Every teacher tried
to play me ♪

01:52:08.841 --> 01:52:11.140
- <i>♪ "F" you ♪</i>
- ♪ Now I'm on their playlist

01:52:11.142 --> 01:52:12.444
- ♪ Yeah, they play me
- <i>♪ Ah ♪</i>

01:52:12.446 --> 01:52:14.178
♪ Mama said it wasn't crazy,
didn't faze me ♪

01:52:14.180 --> 01:52:15.647
- <i>♪ At all ♪</i>
- ♪ You want a class reunion

01:52:15.649 --> 01:52:17.248
- ♪ Now you gotta pay me
- <i>♪ Check ♪</i>

01:52:17.250 --> 01:52:18.816
♪ I know my whole alma mater
probably hate me ♪

01:52:18.818 --> 01:52:20.451
- <i>♪ So? ♪</i>
- ♪ I was the class clown

01:52:20.453 --> 01:52:22.118
♪ Now I flex Grammys

01:52:22.120 --> 01:52:24.321
♪ They all pregnant, shit,
I'm flyin' on a Bentley ♪

01:52:24.323 --> 01:52:25.489
♪ And when you
picked 'em, bitch ♪

01:52:25.491 --> 01:52:27.157
- ♪ You should've picked me
- <i>♪ That ♪</i>

01:52:27.159 --> 01:52:29.527
♪ Hey, you just graduated

01:52:29.529 --> 01:52:32.096
♪ You need a vacation

01:52:32.098 --> 01:52:34.398
♪ Thanks for
all your patience ♪

01:52:34.400 --> 01:52:36.100
♪ Hands up 'cause we made it

01:52:36.102 --> 01:52:37.468
- <i>♪ One, two, hands up ♪</i>
- ♪ Everyone go

01:52:37.470 --> 01:52:38.638
♪ Oh-oh, oh, oh, oh

01:52:39.739 --> 01:52:41.171
♪ Oh-oh, oh, oh, oh

01:52:41.173 --> 01:52:42.439
♪ Oh, oh-oh, oh

01:52:42.441 --> 01:52:44.140
♪ You just graduated

01:52:44.142 --> 01:52:45.709
♪ Put your hands up
'cause you made it ♪

01:52:45.711 --> 01:52:47.611
- <i>♪ Hands up ♪</i>
- ♪ When I walk across the stage ♪

01:52:47.613 --> 01:52:49.179
- ♪ I ain't lookin' back
- <i>♪ Lookin' back ♪</i>

01:52:49.181 --> 01:52:50.347
♪ When I walk
through that door ♪

01:52:50.349 --> 01:52:51.883
- ♪ I ain't comin' back
- <i>♪ Comin' back ♪</i>

01:52:51.885 --> 01:52:53.851
♪ Take my cap and gown off,
then I throw my hat ♪

01:52:53.853 --> 01:52:55.486
- <i>♪ Whoo! ♪</i>
- ♪ Pat my dawg on the back

01:52:55.488 --> 01:52:57.220
- ♪ 'Cause he did that
- <i>♪ My dawg ♪</i>

01:52:57.222 --> 01:52:59.188
♪ Kiss my crush in the mouth
'cause it's 'bout time ♪

01:52:59.190 --> 01:53:01.358
♪ I hope you're all about your
money, 'cause I'm 'bout mine ♪

01:53:01.360 --> 01:53:02.560
- <i>♪ Check ♪</i>
- ♪ I'm-a miss homecoming

01:53:02.562 --> 01:53:04.595
- ♪ Miss spring break
- <i>♪ Spring break ♪</i>

01:53:04.597 --> 01:53:06.630
♪ Please don't try to be my
friend, 'cause it's too late ♪

01:53:06.632 --> 01:53:08.532
♪ You think I'm-a let you
play me like a dumb-ass? ♪

01:53:08.534 --> 01:53:10.400
- <i>♪ Never ♪</i>
- ♪ I learned how to count a check ♪

01:53:10.402 --> 01:53:11.702
- ♪ Up in math class
- <i>♪ Clever ♪</i>

01:53:11.704 --> 01:53:13.571
♪ I learned unprotected sex
ain't so bad ♪

01:53:13.573 --> 01:53:15.406
- <i>♪ Mmm ♪</i>
- ♪ I had friends that passed out ♪

01:53:15.408 --> 01:53:16.874
♪ Some didn't pass, thank God

01:53:16.876 --> 01:53:19.175
♪ You just graduated

01:53:19.177 --> 01:53:21.512
♪ You need a vacation

01:53:21.514 --> 01:53:23.781
♪ Thanks for
all your patience ♪

01:53:23.783 --> 01:53:25.549
♪ Hands up 'cause we made it

01:53:25.551 --> 01:53:26.917
- <i>♪ Hands up, hands up ♪</i>
- ♪ Everyone go

01:53:26.919 --> 01:53:28.218
♪ Oh-oh, oh, oh, oh

01:53:28.220 --> 01:53:29.386
♪ Oh-oh,
oh, oh, oh ♪

01:53:29.388 --> 01:53:30.487
♪ Oh-oh, oh, oh, oh

01:53:30.489 --> 01:53:31.822
♪ Oh-oh,
oh, oh, oh ♪

01:53:31.824 --> 01:53:33.556
♪ You just graduated

01:53:33.558 --> 01:53:35.592
♪ Put your hands up
'cause you made it ♪

01:53:35.594 --> 01:53:36.794
- <i>♪ Hands up ♪</i>
- ♪ Everyone go

01:53:36.796 --> 01:53:37.928
♪ Oh-oh, oh, oh, oh

01:53:37.930 --> 01:53:39.196
♪ Oh-oh,
oh, oh, oh ♪

01:53:39.198 --> 01:53:40.264
♪ Oh-oh, oh, oh, oh

01:53:40.266 --> 01:53:41.532
♪ Oh-oh,
oh, oh, oh ♪

01:53:41.534 --> 01:53:43.734
♪ You just graduated

01:53:43.736 --> 01:53:45.703
♪ Thank you for your patience

01:53:45.705 --> 01:53:46.737
♪ Everyone go

01:53:46.739 --> 01:53:47.939
♪ Oh-oh, oh, oh, oh

01:53:47.941 --> 01:53:49.340
♪ Oh-oh,
oh, oh, oh ♪

01:53:49.342 --> 01:53:50.507
♪ Oh-oh, oh, oh, oh

01:53:50.509 --> 01:53:51.742
♪ Oh-oh,
oh, oh, oh ♪

01:53:51.744 --> 01:53:53.611
♪ You just graduated

01:53:53.613 --> 01:53:55.713
♪ Put your hands up
'cause you made it ♪

01:53:55.715 --> 01:53:57.715
- <i>♪ Hands up ♪</i>
- ♪ Oh-oh, oh, oh, oh

01:53:57.717 --> 01:53:58.949
♪ Oh-oh,
oh, oh, oh ♪

01:53:58.951 --> 01:54:00.551
♪ Oh-oh, oh, oh, oh

01:54:00.553 --> 01:54:01.752
♪ Oh-oh,
oh, oh, oh ♪

01:54:01.754 --> 01:54:03.654
♪ You just graduated

01:54:03.656 --> 01:54:05.355
♪ Thank you for your patience

01:54:05.357 --> 01:54:06.389
♪ Everyone go

01:54:06.391 --> 01:54:07.791
♪ Oh-oh, oh, oh, oh

01:54:07.793 --> 01:54:09.192
♪ Oh-oh,
oh, oh, oh ♪

01:54:09.194 --> 01:54:10.426
♪ Oh-oh, oh, oh, oh

01:54:10.428 --> 01:54:11.661
♪ Oh-oh,
oh, oh, oh ♪

01:54:11.663 --> 01:54:13.364
♪ You just graduated

01:54:13.366 --> 01:54:15.466
♪ Put your hands up
'cause you made it ♪

01:54:15.468 --> 01:54:16.802
♪ Hands up.

01:54:18.671 --> 01:54:22.472
♪ Nobody's ever,
ever gonna stop el sueño ♪

01:54:22.474 --> 01:54:24.675
<i>♪ Ah, ah, ah ♪</i>

01:54:24.677 --> 01:54:28.311
♪ No desert, no snake
gonna take me down ♪

01:54:28.313 --> 01:54:31.314
<i>♪ Take me down, no way ♪</i>

01:54:31.316 --> 01:54:35.284
♪ Nobody's ever,
ever gonna stop el sueño ♪

01:54:35.286 --> 01:54:37.521
<i>♪ Ah, ah, ah ♪</i>

01:54:37.523 --> 01:54:40.824
♪ I'm always gonna find
the strength to survive ♪

01:54:40.826 --> 01:54:43.660
<i>♪ To survive ♪</i>

01:54:43.662 --> 01:54:46.729
♪ El sueño, el sueño

01:54:46.731 --> 01:54:51.669
♪ El sueño, el sueño,
el sueño ♪

01:54:51.671 --> 01:54:55.838
♪ I'm living the dream

01:54:55.840 --> 01:54:58.574
♪ Out here busy gettin' money

01:54:58.576 --> 01:55:01.578
♪ I got two bad...
countin' for me ♪

01:55:01.580 --> 01:55:03.814
♪ I want a seven-digit house
on the hill ♪

01:55:03.816 --> 01:55:06.416
- ♪ I'm-a do it good!
- ♪ This is my dream

01:55:06.418 --> 01:55:08.018
♪ You know I keep it trill

01:55:08.020 --> 01:55:10.453
♪ They call me Young Coconut,
I'm en la playa ♪

01:55:10.455 --> 01:55:12.556
- ♪ Playa!
- ♪ Don't get it twisted

01:55:12.558 --> 01:55:14.992
- ♪ 'Cause I'm never gonna retire ♪
- ♪ Oh, hell no! ♪

01:55:14.994 --> 01:55:17.593
♪ I Uber in these streets,
I'm wildin' with my peeps ♪

01:55:17.595 --> 01:55:19.328
♪ I got a stripper on my seat

01:55:19.330 --> 01:55:21.030
♪ 'Cause she know
Jay brought that beat ♪

01:55:21.032 --> 01:55:22.498
♪ El sueño

01:55:22.500 --> 01:55:26.036
♪ Nobody's ever,
ever gonna stop el sueño ♪

01:55:26.038 --> 01:55:28.005
<i>♪ Ah, ah, ah ♪</i>

01:55:28.007 --> 01:55:31.407
♪ No desert, no snake
gonna take me down ♪

01:55:31.409 --> 01:55:34.343
<i>♪ Take me down, no way ♪</i>

01:55:34.345 --> 01:55:38.514
♪ Nobody's ever,
ever gonna stop el sueño ♪

01:55:38.516 --> 01:55:40.717
<i>♪ Ah, ah, ah ♪</i>

01:55:40.719 --> 01:55:44.789
♪ I'm always gonna find
the strength to survive ♪

01:55:46.591 --> 01:55:48.794
♪ ¡El sueño! ♪

01:55:49.591 --> 01:55:59.794
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