WEBVTT 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:50.000 ..:: ارائه شده توسط وب سايت بلبل جان ::.. ‏.:: www.bolboljan.net ::. 00:01:16.243 --> 00:01:18.579 Hey! 00:01:18.745 --> 00:01:19.997 And if we just, like, download it, 00:01:20.163 --> 00:01:21.873 it would be a lot easier than if you stream it. 00:01:22.040 --> 00:01:23.250 You know? That's what I've learned. 00:01:30.507 --> 00:01:31.675 {GASPS) 00:01:33.802 --> 00:01:34.803 What's going on? 00:01:42.561 --> 00:01:43.645 Wa key-wa key! 00:01:43.812 --> 00:01:46.898 It is I, the inflated destroyer, 00:01:47.065 --> 00:01:49.318 Balloon Man! 00:02:05.667 --> 00:02:08.295 Time to inflate my bank account. 00:02:17.596 --> 00:02:18.764 Hello. 00:02:29.608 --> 00:02:30.817 Ahh! 00:03:00.681 --> 00:03:01.890 Titans, go! 00:03:12.192 --> 00:03:14.069 Oh, yeah! Scabadoosh! 00:03:15.737 --> 00:03:16.738 Booyah! 00:03:21.535 --> 00:03:24.287 Ha-ha! Who wants a balloon animal? 00:03:27.082 --> 00:03:28.667 Kitties! 00:03:33.422 --> 00:03:35.382 On. 00:03:50.981 --> 00:03:53.066 Stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself. 00:03:55.986 --> 00:03:57.112 I'mma pop you, fool! 00:04:20.385 --> 00:04:22.220 - Oh! 00:04:22.471 --> 00:04:23.472 He farted! 00:04:23.680 --> 00:04:27.184 That wasn't a fart. That was just air leaving my butt. 00:04:27.350 --> 00:04:28.560 Which is a fart. 00:04:30.979 --> 00:04:34.274 You guys are awfully immature for the Justice League. 00:04:34.399 --> 00:04:37.402 Whoa, whoa, whoa, do we look like the Justice League to you? 00:04:37.694 --> 00:04:38.862 I don't know. 00:04:39.029 --> 00:04:41.448 I thought you were maybe some of the lesser-known members. 00:04:41.656 --> 00:04:43.742 Man, we ain't no Justice League. 00:04:43.909 --> 00:04:45.619 I recognize you now. 00:04:45.786 --> 00:04:48.413 You are the Guardians of the Galaxy! 00:04:49.831 --> 00:04:51.666 Uh, that's a different superhero universe. 00:04:51.833 --> 00:04:53.502 lam the insulted. 00:04:53.668 --> 00:04:56.296 All right, all right. Then who are you? 00:04:56.505 --> 00:05:00.050 Yo, Cy. This guy don't know who we is. 00:05:00.217 --> 00:05:03.053 Oh, really? Then I think it's time we tell him. 00:05:04.262 --> 00:05:06.139 Go, Teen Titans, go Go, Teen Titans, go 00:05:06.306 --> 00:05:08.558 Go, Teen Titans, go Go, go, go, go, go 00:05:08.725 --> 00:05:10.602 T-double-E-N T-I-T-A-N-S 00:05:10.685 --> 00:05:13.230 We the real heroes Takin' down the big menace 00:05:13.313 --> 00:05:15.565 - Teen Titan flows - Teen Titan knows 00:05:15.649 --> 00:05:17.776 Where there's real trouble, baby Teen Titans go 00:05:17.943 --> 00:05:19.945 Go, Teen Titans, go Go, Teen Titans, go 00:05:20.111 --> 00:05:21.571 Ah, morons. 00:05:22.155 --> 00:05:24.574 Beast Boy I can turn straight up into an animal 00:05:24.783 --> 00:05:25.784 - Animal? - Animal? 00:05:25.951 --> 00:05:26.952 Yes, any animal 00:05:27.118 --> 00:05:29.329 Boom, pow Yeah, I'm a kitten now 00:05:29.496 --> 00:05:31.414 - Oh! - Check out my kitten meow 00:05:31.581 --> 00:05:33.708 The star, the fire The live, the wire 00:05:33.875 --> 00:05:35.877 The alien princess in my alien attire 00:05:36.044 --> 00:05:38.255 The energy blasts The supersonic speed 00:05:38.338 --> 00:05:39.381 ls she down with the Titans? 00:05:39.548 --> 00:05:40.715 Oh, the yes indeed 00:05:40.882 --> 00:05:42.467 Booyah, booyah Go my cannon blaster 00:05:42.634 --> 00:05:44.928 Cyborg, whoo baby Mr. High Tech Master 00:05:45.095 --> 00:05:46.096 What, what, what? 00:05:46.263 --> 00:05:47.264 Mr. Meatball Disaster 00:05:47.430 --> 00:05:49.724 - What, what, what? - Mr. Boom Boom Blaster 00:05:49.891 --> 00:05:52.060 Teen Teen Titans The Titans, the Teen Titans 00:05:52.227 --> 00:05:54.271 Teen Teen Titans The Titans, the Teen Titans 00:05:54.437 --> 00:05:55.522 Teen Teen Titans The Titans, the Teen Titans 00:05:56.773 --> 00:05:58.942 Teen Teen Titans The Titans, the Teen Titans 00:05:59.109 --> 00:06:01.194 Boom with the smoke bombs and birdarangs 00:06:01.361 --> 00:06:03.238 Bow staff hittin' steady Doin' my thang 00:06:03.405 --> 00:06:05.323 Robin, Robin, the leader Robin, Robin, in charge 00:06:05.490 --> 00:06:06.533 Show 'em your baby hands! 00:06:06.700 --> 00:06:07.951 No Robin, Robin's are large 00:06:08.118 --> 00:06:10.287 Nah, but for real, man. Those some super-small baby hands. 00:06:10.453 --> 00:06:13.164 No, they're not. Whatever. Just keep going, just keep going! 00:06:13.248 --> 00:06:17.043 Go, Teen Titans, go 00:06:17.210 --> 00:06:19.170 Raven is here to drop it On you even harder 00:06:19.337 --> 00:06:21.381 There's no darker than me I'm as dark as can be 00:06:21.548 --> 00:06:24.217 Check it Azarath Metrion Zinthos 00:06:24.384 --> 00:06:26.636 Teleportin', magical powers We adios 00:06:27.512 --> 00:06:29.723 Teen Teen Titans The Titans, the Teen Titans 00:06:29.890 --> 00:06:31.850 Teen Teen Titans, the Titans The Teen Titans 00:06:35.937 --> 00:06:37.606 Teen Titans Go! 00:06:41.526 --> 00:06:43.570 Oh, yeah! We are so tough! 00:06:45.572 --> 00:06:48.033 Sorry, Justice League. You're too late. 00:06:48.199 --> 00:06:51.620 Our song was so sick, it took down Balloon Man. 00:06:51.786 --> 00:06:53.038 Sure it did. 00:06:53.204 --> 00:06:56.041 Since you came all this way, you guys wanna hang? 00:06:56.207 --> 00:06:58.585 Yeah, well, we'd love to, 00:06:58.752 --> 00:07:00.795 but we gotta get to Batman's movie premiere. 00:07:00.962 --> 00:07:04.674 It's always been my dream to have my own movie. 00:07:04.841 --> 00:07:07.677 Well, it is important to have dreams, I guess. 00:07:07.844 --> 00:07:09.304 What do you mean by that? 00:07:09.471 --> 00:07:13.475 Well, you know, they only make movies about real heroes. 00:07:13.642 --> 00:07:17.312 lam a real hero. I even have my own superhero team. 00:07:17.979 --> 00:07:19.898 You guys are goofsters. 00:07:20.065 --> 00:07:21.441 You know, with the farts. 00:07:21.775 --> 00:07:23.318 Always cracking yourjokes. 00:07:23.485 --> 00:07:25.528 You mean people think we're jokes? 00:07:25.695 --> 00:07:27.656 Why do you think there's never been a movie made about you? 00:07:27.822 --> 00:07:30.241 Well, has there been a movie about you? 00:07:30.408 --> 00:07:32.243 So many. And more to come. 00:07:32.410 --> 00:07:35.080 It took a while, but yeah, I have my own now. 00:07:35.246 --> 00:07:38.959 There was a Green Lantern movie. But we don't talk about that. 00:07:39.125 --> 00:07:42.629 Problem is, you guys are never actually doing anything heroic. 00:07:42.796 --> 00:07:44.047 Man, please. That ain't true. 00:07:44.214 --> 00:07:46.424 What about that time we discovered that sweet diner? 00:07:46.883 --> 00:07:48.468 And they had that food? 00:07:48.635 --> 00:07:51.304 Oh, yes. It was most delicious. 00:07:51.471 --> 00:07:54.557 That wasn't even a crime and you didn't save anything. 00:07:54.724 --> 00:07:56.643 This guy thinks we didn't save anything. 00:07:56.810 --> 00:07:58.687 We saved room for dessert! 00:07:59.312 --> 00:08:01.314 Oh, right in your face! 00:08:01.481 --> 00:08:03.483 Titans, if you keep playing the fool, 00:08:03.650 --> 00:08:05.860 you'll never be seen as real heroes. 00:08:06.027 --> 00:08:07.612 Only as jokes. 00:08:08.947 --> 00:08:10.365 - Got him! - Somebody save me. 00:08:10.532 --> 00:08:12.701 Anyway, we gotta get going. Ta-ta! 00:08:13.159 --> 00:08:14.494 Is it true? 00:08:14.661 --> 00:08:17.497 Are we not the real heroes? 00:08:17.664 --> 00:08:20.542 Of course we are. We just took down Balloon Man. 00:08:20.709 --> 00:08:23.461 I believe we have a premiere to attend. 00:08:23.628 --> 00:08:26.381 Teen Titans go to the movies! 00:08:35.515 --> 00:08:37.434 Batman! Batman! 00:08:38.977 --> 00:08:40.478 Superman, over here! 00:08:45.442 --> 00:08:47.193 Supergirl, who are you wearing tonight? 00:08:47.360 --> 00:08:48.445 Plastic Man. 00:08:48.611 --> 00:08:49.696 Hey, John, how are you? 00:08:51.156 --> 00:08:52.741 - Over here! - Show us the bracelets! 00:08:54.909 --> 00:08:56.036 Oops, my bad. 00:08:56.453 --> 00:08:59.247 The Atom has arrived. Thank you! 00:09:00.165 --> 00:09:01.166 Behold... 00:09:02.751 --> 00:09:04.294 Behold, Titans! 00:09:04.461 --> 00:09:07.630 This is every superhero's dream, 00:09:07.797 --> 00:09:10.508 to have your own movie! 00:09:11.384 --> 00:09:14.512 This burrito is my dream. 00:09:15.430 --> 00:09:19.184 Titans, are you ready to walk the red carpet? 00:09:19.350 --> 00:09:20.810 - Yeah! -l'm ready. 00:09:20.977 --> 00:09:21.978 Let's go in! 00:09:31.279 --> 00:09:32.530 Hold it. 00:09:32.697 --> 00:09:35.575 This premiere is for superheroes only. Who are you? 00:09:35.742 --> 00:09:36.868 Who are we? 00:09:38.161 --> 00:09:39.162 Who are we? 00:09:39.287 --> 00:09:42.082 This fool don't know who's we is. 00:09:42.248 --> 00:09:44.417 Perhaps this will remind you? 00:09:44.584 --> 00:09:46.586 Teen Teen Titans The Titans, the Teen Titans 00:09:46.753 --> 00:09:49.089 Stop! You're not on the list. 00:09:49.255 --> 00:09:51.549 But we're superheroes. 00:09:51.716 --> 00:09:52.717 Hello. 00:09:52.884 --> 00:09:54.636 We're the Challengers of the Unknown. 00:09:55.011 --> 00:09:57.138 We're here for the motion picture. 00:09:57.305 --> 00:09:59.766 "Challengers, Challengers." Oh! Right this way. 00:09:59.933 --> 00:10:02.936 The Challengers of the Unknown are on the list? 00:10:03.103 --> 00:10:04.687 That is the obscure. 00:10:04.854 --> 00:10:07.273 No one knows them! They's unknown! 00:10:07.440 --> 00:10:10.568 It's in the name. "Unknown." It's in the name! 00:10:15.323 --> 00:10:17.909 Man! How's we supposed to get in now? 00:10:18.076 --> 00:10:20.954 I do have the ability to open portals to any feasible location. 00:10:21.121 --> 00:10:23.123 That's right. I always forget about that. 00:10:23.289 --> 00:10:24.290 Portal it is! 00:10:41.266 --> 00:10:43.017 Oh, man. There's no seats. 00:10:43.184 --> 00:10:44.519 What about those? 00:10:44.686 --> 00:10:47.814 I can hardly wait for the motion picture to begin. 00:10:47.981 --> 00:10:50.525 But that's where the Challengers of the Unknown are sitting. 00:10:50.692 --> 00:10:52.485 Dude, no one's gonna miss them. 00:10:52.652 --> 00:10:53.945 Yeah! They's unknown! 00:10:54.070 --> 00:10:55.071 Exactly. 00:10:56.656 --> 00:11:00.493 Challengers, we seem to be drifting in a void of complete darkness. 00:11:00.660 --> 00:11:04.581 Nothing waits for us here but madness. Madness! 00:11:06.040 --> 00:11:09.002 Super-ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together 00:11:09.169 --> 00:11:12.297 for the biggest superhero movie director in the world, 00:11:12.463 --> 00:11:15.466 Jade Wilson! 00:11:15.633 --> 00:11:17.051 Whoo! 00:11:17.510 --> 00:11:18.511 All right! 00:11:18.678 --> 00:11:21.097 Who's ready to watch a Batman movie? 00:11:22.724 --> 00:11:25.059 Give it up for the Bat himself. 00:11:27.478 --> 00:11:28.646 No, you deserve it. 00:11:29.022 --> 00:11:31.065 Yes, you do. Yes, you do. 00:11:34.861 --> 00:11:37.864 You know who else deserves it? All of you! 00:11:40.658 --> 00:11:42.619 It doesn't matter how obscure you are. 00:11:42.785 --> 00:11:44.704 You're all getting a movie! 00:11:44.871 --> 00:11:46.414 You want a little sneak peek? 00:11:47.498 --> 00:11:49.209 Coming this summer. 00:11:49.626 --> 00:11:51.211 From the shadows of Batman... 00:11:51.377 --> 00:11:52.420 It's happening? 00:11:52.587 --> 00:11:54.005 ...emerges a hero. 00:11:54.172 --> 00:11:56.132 They're finally going to make a movie about me! 00:11:57.884 --> 00:11:59.928 ANNOUNCERI Alfred The Movie. 00:12:01.012 --> 00:12:02.931 The ultimate grime fighter. 00:12:07.060 --> 00:12:08.394 When the dust settles, 00:12:08.561 --> 00:12:11.231 only one man will be left dusting. 00:12:13.316 --> 00:12:14.317 Coming broom. 00:12:14.442 --> 00:12:15.568 Ooh! 00:12:15.652 --> 00:12:16.986 Don't worry, brah. 00:12:17.153 --> 00:12:19.864 If Alfred got a movie, you must be next. 00:12:19.948 --> 00:12:22.992 Huh, right. My movie must be slated for next summer. 00:12:23.159 --> 00:12:24.911 Coming next summer. 00:12:25.411 --> 00:12:27.580 A new hero will light up the night. 00:12:27.747 --> 00:12:29.499 Please be me! Please be me! Please be me! Please be me! 00:12:29.666 --> 00:12:31.709 It's the car. 00:12:31.876 --> 00:12:33.962 Oh, they did the car before you, bro. 00:12:34.420 --> 00:12:36.047 This is ridiculous! 00:12:36.214 --> 00:12:38.424 Batmobile The Movie. 00:12:39.217 --> 00:12:40.218 Coming vroom. 00:12:40.385 --> 00:12:42.136 - That actually does look pretty good. - I'd go see it. 00:12:42.303 --> 00:12:44.013 I do love the Batman's automobile. 00:12:44.180 --> 00:12:46.015 They must be saving the best for last then. 00:12:46.182 --> 00:12:48.184 I'm sure my movie is next, next summer. 00:12:48.351 --> 00:12:50.144 Coming next, next summer. 00:12:50.311 --> 00:12:52.730 The story of Batman's greatest ally... 00:12:52.897 --> 00:12:54.232 That's me! That must be me! 00:12:54.399 --> 00:12:57.193 ...and best friend in the whole wide world. 00:12:58.528 --> 00:12:59.737 Finally! 00:13:00.238 --> 00:13:02.198 Thank you for making a movie about-- 00:13:02.365 --> 00:13:03.366 ANNOUNCERI Utility Belt... 00:13:03.491 --> 00:13:04.492 What? 00:13:04.575 --> 00:13:05.576 ...The Movie. 00:13:06.744 --> 00:13:09.330 You put things in it. 00:13:14.294 --> 00:13:16.254 He thought the movie was about him! 00:13:21.676 --> 00:13:23.928 - He's just a sidekick. - He's a nobody. 00:13:25.430 --> 00:13:27.056 Sidekick! Sidekick! 00:13:47.410 --> 00:13:50.079 Aw, man. Forget those fools. 00:13:50.246 --> 00:13:52.081 Who cares what other people think? 00:13:52.248 --> 00:13:55.501 We have the each other and that is all that matters. 00:13:55.668 --> 00:13:56.919 Star's right, bro. 00:13:57.086 --> 00:13:59.505 What do those big-shot superheroes know anyway? 00:13:59.672 --> 00:14:03.384 They know having a movie is the only way to be seen as a real hero. 00:14:03.551 --> 00:14:06.012 You are the real hero to us. 00:14:06.179 --> 00:14:07.805 Yeah. You put this team together. 00:14:07.972 --> 00:14:09.557 Without you, we'd be all alone. 00:14:09.724 --> 00:14:10.725 That's right. 00:14:10.892 --> 00:14:13.895 Without you, bro, I'd be living in a dumpster eating garbage. 00:14:15.229 --> 00:14:19.192 And I'd have to enslave entire dimensions with my evil dad. 00:14:19.275 --> 00:14:21.652 And I would be forced to return to my life of fighting 00:14:21.819 --> 00:14:24.572 in the pit of the intergalactic gladiator. 00:14:24.739 --> 00:14:26.783 And I'd be playing professional football. 00:14:26.949 --> 00:14:29.285 It sounds good, but you're forgetting the concussions. 00:14:29.452 --> 00:14:30.661 The bad knees, going broke, 00:14:30.828 --> 00:14:33.498 and having to be on one of those awful dance reality TV shows! 00:14:34.957 --> 00:14:36.751 But why don't they take us seriously? 00:14:36.918 --> 00:14:40.088 We've got the cool costumes, gadgets, and the powers, 00:14:40.254 --> 00:14:42.715 and the sweet kung fu moves. Hoo-hah! 00:14:42.924 --> 00:14:43.966 What are we missing? 00:14:44.050 --> 00:14:46.260 Well, what about an archnemesis? 00:14:46.427 --> 00:14:47.845 "An archnemesis"? 00:14:48.012 --> 00:14:51.516 Oh, yeah. An archnemesis is like a status symbol in the hero world. 00:14:51.682 --> 00:14:53.893 Yeah, bro. Every superhero's got one. 00:14:54.060 --> 00:14:57.605 Super bad dudes with super scary names. 00:14:57.772 --> 00:15:00.691 That are fun to say in a dramatic way. 00:15:00.858 --> 00:15:04.404 Superman's got Lex Luthor! 00:15:04.570 --> 00:15:07.323 Ooh, Lex Luthor. 00:15:07.490 --> 00:15:10.618 Green Lantern's got Sinestro. 00:15:10.827 --> 00:15:12.620 Ooh, Sinestro. 00:15:12.787 --> 00:15:16.999 And the Flash has the Rainbow Raider! 00:15:17.166 --> 00:15:20.837 He rides upon the rainbows! 00:15:21.003 --> 00:15:22.380 That is pretty scary. 00:15:22.547 --> 00:15:25.633 If you can get a crazed lunatic to devote himself to taking you down, 00:15:25.800 --> 00:15:27.760 it means you really are a top hero. 00:15:27.927 --> 00:15:29.887 You know, the kind they make movies about. 00:15:30.054 --> 00:15:31.764 How do we get an archnemesis? 00:15:33.266 --> 00:15:34.475 It's a crime alert. 00:15:34.642 --> 00:15:35.685 A crime alert? 00:15:35.852 --> 00:15:38.479 A mysterious figure breaking into S.T.A.R. Labs. 00:15:38.646 --> 00:15:41.899 This could be it. The key to a movie about me! 00:15:42.066 --> 00:15:45.486 Titans, let's go get ourselves an archnemesis. 00:16:23.024 --> 00:16:25.109 The Justice League will stop you. 00:16:25.276 --> 00:16:29.822 Sorry, my pathetic friend, but the Justice League won't be coming. 00:16:32.575 --> 00:16:33.576 Because they're watching a movie. 00:16:33.659 --> 00:16:34.785 And as considerate moviegoers, 00:16:34.869 --> 00:16:37.163 I'm sure they would've turned off their mobile devices. 00:16:37.330 --> 00:16:39.081 Unlike some people. 00:16:44.212 --> 00:16:45.505 The Ditronium Crystal. 00:16:45.671 --> 00:16:48.299 The perfect plot device. 00:16:53.638 --> 00:16:55.598 Stop right there... 00:16:56.224 --> 00:16:57.475 Dead pool? 00:16:57.642 --> 00:16:59.769 "Deadpool"? What? I'm not Deadpool. 00:16:59.936 --> 00:17:01.687 I thought Deadpool was a good guy. 00:17:01.854 --> 00:17:03.064 Why does everybody think I'm Deadpool? 00:17:03.231 --> 00:17:04.315 You got them guns! 00:17:04.482 --> 00:17:05.483 And the swords. 00:17:05.650 --> 00:17:07.735 Yeah, well, lots of people have guns and swords, okay? 00:17:07.902 --> 00:17:10.321 On the way here, I passed, like, 25 people with guns and swords. 00:17:10.488 --> 00:17:12.949 By the way, he should be saying that he's not me, okay? 00:17:13.115 --> 00:17:14.992 'Cause I came out, like, way before he did. 00:17:15.159 --> 00:17:16.744 Nah. I'm pretty sure you're Deadpool. 00:17:16.911 --> 00:17:18.996 Look into the camera and say something inappropriate. 00:17:19.163 --> 00:17:20.623 Oh, I'm not Deadpool. 00:17:20.790 --> 00:17:22.041 I am the greatest, 00:17:22.208 --> 00:17:23.209 most feared, 00:17:23.376 --> 00:17:24.627 most nefarious, 00:17:24.794 --> 00:17:28.464 most ultimate supervillain the world has ever seen! 00:17:28.631 --> 00:17:31.175 lam Slade! 00:17:34.178 --> 00:17:35.972 Slade. 00:17:36.180 --> 00:17:38.766 Wow, his name is really fun to say dramatically. 00:17:38.933 --> 00:17:41.269 Slade. 00:17:41.435 --> 00:17:43.145 Slade! 00:17:43.312 --> 00:17:45.314 - Slade! - Slade! 00:17:45.481 --> 00:17:47.316 Slade! 00:17:47.400 --> 00:17:48.401 SHence! 00:17:48.484 --> 00:17:49.986 What is the point of all this? 00:17:50.152 --> 00:17:53.864 We're in need of an archnemesis and we think you'd be a great fit. 00:17:54.365 --> 00:17:56.075 You gotta be kidding me. 00:17:56.242 --> 00:17:57.910 You guys are a joke. 00:17:58.077 --> 00:17:59.662 Everyone knows that. 00:17:59.829 --> 00:18:03.916 Besides, how could you be my archnemesis when you've already lost? 00:18:05.376 --> 00:18:08.296 Because no one can withstand my powers of 00:18:08.754 --> 00:18:10.798 mind manipulation! 00:18:12.341 --> 00:18:14.343 Look at this. 00:18:14.510 --> 00:18:18.556 An ordinary pencil made of rigid wood and graphite. 00:18:18.723 --> 00:18:20.766 Held together by a polymer adhesive. 00:18:20.933 --> 00:18:23.019 Topped off with a delightful eraser. 00:18:23.185 --> 00:18:24.395 And what's your point? 00:18:24.562 --> 00:18:28.024 Can a solid pencil do this? 00:18:28.608 --> 00:18:30.901 - What? It's so rubbery! - Yo, that be witchcraft! 00:18:31.068 --> 00:18:32.486 That's just the start of it. 00:18:32.653 --> 00:18:35.406 You may think you have a grasp on reality, 00:18:35.573 --> 00:18:39.702 but how can you even begin to explain this? 00:18:39.869 --> 00:18:40.911 His thumb? 00:18:41.078 --> 00:18:42.079 Yes. 00:18:42.163 --> 00:18:46.751 An ordinary, opposable thumb connected by flesh, tendons, and muscles. 00:18:46.917 --> 00:18:48.669 But what you're about to witness 00:18:48.836 --> 00:18:51.672 may very well pull the rug of empirical science 00:18:51.839 --> 00:18:54.091 from underneath your feet! 00:19:10.983 --> 00:19:12.276 Wait. Just stop it. 00:19:12.360 --> 00:19:14.403 These are just tricks and optical illusions. 00:19:14.654 --> 00:19:16.572 Whoa, what's that over there? 00:19:16.739 --> 00:19:17.782 - Don't listen to him. - What is that? 00:19:17.948 --> 00:19:19.700 He's just trying to trick you again. It's absolutely nothing. 00:19:19.867 --> 00:19:20.868 Oh, my gosh. 00:19:21.035 --> 00:19:22.119 No, seriously. I've never... 00:19:22.286 --> 00:19:23.537 What is that? ls that even a-- 00:19:23.704 --> 00:19:25.706 Don't look! There's nothing over there. 00:19:25.873 --> 00:19:27.208 Even if one of you looks, and the other ones close your eyes-- 00:19:27.375 --> 00:19:29.251 There's probably nothing over here. He's lying! 00:19:29.418 --> 00:19:31.671 Look it, guys, I'm serious. Look! 00:19:31.837 --> 00:19:33.297 Don't do it. 00:19:38.678 --> 00:19:41.722 I can't resist. Must look behind me. 00:19:43.474 --> 00:19:45.101 There's nothing there. 00:19:45.267 --> 00:19:46.394 - Made you look. - What? 00:19:46.560 --> 00:19:48.020 See you later, losers. 00:19:48.187 --> 00:19:51.941 Give me a call when you guys learn how to be real superheroes. 00:20:01.450 --> 00:20:02.618 He's right. 00:20:04.829 --> 00:20:07.039 We're not real superheroes. 00:20:39.321 --> 00:20:41.407 This premiere is for superheroes only. 00:20:41.574 --> 00:20:43.492 You guys are goofsters. 00:20:43.659 --> 00:20:45.661 Oh, they did the car before you, bro. 00:20:48.414 --> 00:20:53.502 Heroes Superheroes 00:20:53.794 --> 00:20:55.045 Come check this out 00:20:55.755 --> 00:20:56.839 Go, go check it out 00:20:57.006 --> 00:20:58.966 Oh, you gotta check this out 00:20:59.925 --> 00:21:03.387 - Superheroes across the land - Come see this 00:21:03.554 --> 00:21:05.347 Check this out 00:21:06.307 --> 00:21:07.600 Check it out 00:21:11.520 --> 00:21:14.148 Check it out Check, check it out 00:21:23.157 --> 00:21:26.410 What? We all gathered out here for this? 00:21:26.660 --> 00:21:29.622 Loser! Loser! 00:21:29.789 --> 00:21:31.832 He's just a sidekick! 00:21:33.793 --> 00:21:36.462 - You're the worst! - The old series was better! 00:21:43.052 --> 00:21:44.512 What a nightmare. 00:21:44.678 --> 00:21:48.140 Yo, Robin. Come peep this out, my man. 00:21:49.517 --> 00:21:50.810 Not now, Beast Boy. 00:21:50.976 --> 00:21:52.353 I'm not in the mood. 00:21:52.478 --> 00:21:55.731 Trust me, dude. You's not gonna wanna be late for this. 00:21:56.106 --> 00:21:58.234 Beast Boy, what are you talking about? 00:21:59.568 --> 00:22:01.028 Why am I sitting in this cardboard box? 00:22:01.195 --> 00:22:03.113 It's a limo, dude. 00:22:03.864 --> 00:22:07.368 Here we are. Let me help you with the door, sir. 00:22:08.577 --> 00:22:09.954 What are you guys doing? 00:22:10.120 --> 00:22:11.247 Have a seat, my dude. 00:22:11.413 --> 00:22:13.082 Don't forget your overpriced candy. 00:22:13.249 --> 00:22:14.583 And the corn of popping. 00:22:14.750 --> 00:22:19.797 Now sit back, relax, and enjoy Robin The Movie. 00:22:19.880 --> 00:22:20.881 What? 00:22:23.551 --> 00:22:25.594 Yo. This is a story about a dude. 00:22:25.761 --> 00:22:27.263 And this is not an ordinary dude. 00:22:27.429 --> 00:22:28.430 No, sir. 00:22:28.597 --> 00:22:31.058 This dude's got a name and it's Robin. 00:22:33.602 --> 00:22:36.689 Robin was just a little baby boy that lived at the circus, 00:22:36.856 --> 00:22:38.774 doing acrobatics and things. 00:22:40.442 --> 00:22:42.695 - Come on. This is embarrassing. - Shh. 00:22:43.153 --> 00:22:45.281 But then he grew up and he wasn't a baby no more. 00:22:45.447 --> 00:22:47.366 But he still had them baby hands, yo. 00:22:48.742 --> 00:22:51.161 Coming up is the part that is the best. 00:22:52.371 --> 00:22:54.123 Oh, great movie, guys. Very funny. 00:22:54.290 --> 00:22:55.666 We worked hard on that, yo. 00:22:55.833 --> 00:22:56.876 We were just trying to cheer you up. 00:22:57.042 --> 00:22:58.085 By making fun of me? 00:22:58.252 --> 00:22:59.461 Perhaps if you continue to watch-- 00:22:59.628 --> 00:23:01.255 No! I want a real movie! 00:23:01.422 --> 00:23:02.715 Then let's just go get one. 00:23:02.882 --> 00:23:04.258 Oh, like it's that easy. 00:23:04.425 --> 00:23:06.719 No one's gonna make a movie about me. 00:23:07.094 --> 00:23:08.470 I'm just a joke. 00:23:08.637 --> 00:23:10.264 You know what you need? 00:23:10.431 --> 00:23:14.268 You need an upbeat, inspirational song about life. 00:23:15.019 --> 00:23:17.521 Are you feeling down? 00:23:19.106 --> 00:23:21.483 Like you just can't do it today 00:23:21.650 --> 00:23:23.736 I can see your frown 00:23:25.696 --> 00:23:28.198 But it's all gonna be okay 00:23:28.365 --> 00:23:30.075 So believe in yourself 00:23:30.242 --> 00:23:31.785 There's no giving up 00:23:31.952 --> 00:23:33.370 The power's inside 00:23:33.537 --> 00:23:35.039 Yeah, that's what's up 00:23:37.625 --> 00:23:39.251 It's the kick in the pants 00:23:39.418 --> 00:23:40.961 You needed 00:23:41.128 --> 00:23:43.130 This song will open up your eyes 00:23:44.673 --> 00:23:47.509 It's the feeling you can't be Defeated 00:23:47.676 --> 00:23:49.678 It's an eighties song with synthy vibes 00:23:50.095 --> 00:23:51.597 And you know it's super 00:23:51.764 --> 00:23:53.432 Upbeat Upbeat 00:23:53.599 --> 00:23:54.600 It's time to get 00:23:54.767 --> 00:23:56.852 Upbeat Upbeat 00:23:57.019 --> 00:23:58.312 The groove is sounding 00:23:58.479 --> 00:24:00.147 Upbeat Upbeat 00:24:00.314 --> 00:24:01.732 By now you're feeling 00:24:01.899 --> 00:24:03.776 Upbeat Upbeat 00:24:04.234 --> 00:24:08.238 It's an upbeat inspirational song About life 00:24:08.405 --> 00:24:09.657 I can do it all 00:24:09.823 --> 00:24:12.242 This type of song will make you Feel that way 00:24:12.409 --> 00:24:14.662 No, there's no stopping me 00:24:14.828 --> 00:24:16.413 I feel the fire inside 00:24:16.580 --> 00:24:18.958 This type of song will get you energized 00:24:19.124 --> 00:24:21.377 I love this motivating melody 00:24:21.752 --> 00:24:23.253 And you know it's super 00:24:23.420 --> 00:24:25.172 Upbeat Upbeat 00:24:25.339 --> 00:24:26.590 Your life is lookin' 00:24:26.757 --> 00:24:28.384 Upbeat Upbeat 00:24:28.550 --> 00:24:29.760 Don't tell me this ain't 00:24:29.927 --> 00:24:31.762 Upbeat Upbeat 00:24:31.929 --> 00:24:33.180 Yeah, now I'm feelin' 00:24:33.347 --> 00:24:35.599 Upbeat Upbeat 00:24:35.766 --> 00:24:40.229 It's an upbeat inspirational song About life 00:24:40.938 --> 00:24:42.731 I feel like I can do anything. 00:24:42.898 --> 00:24:47.820 Even get my own movie! Hollywood, here we come! 00:24:48.070 --> 00:24:49.196 Road trip! 00:25:03.419 --> 00:25:04.795 And you know it's super 00:25:04.962 --> 00:25:07.006 Upbeat Upbeat 00:25:07.172 --> 00:25:08.340 It's time to get 00:25:08.507 --> 00:25:10.259 Upbeat Upbeat 00:25:10.426 --> 00:25:11.635 Let's make this party 00:25:11.802 --> 00:25:13.303 Upbeat Upbeat 00:25:13.470 --> 00:25:15.014 Everybody's gettin ' 00:25:15.180 --> 00:25:16.640 Upbeat Upbeat 00:25:16.807 --> 00:25:18.225 I know you're feelin' 00:25:18.392 --> 00:25:20.144 Upbeat Upbeat 00:25:20.310 --> 00:25:21.687 Don't tell me this ain't 00:25:21.854 --> 00:25:23.230 Upbeat Upbeat 00:25:23.647 --> 00:25:24.982 Your life is lookin' 00:25:25.149 --> 00:25:26.525 Upbeat Upbeat 00:25:26.692 --> 00:25:28.277 This song has got us 00:25:28.444 --> 00:25:30.237 Upbeat Upbeat 00:25:30.904 --> 00:25:32.614 It's an upbeat... 00:25:40.664 --> 00:25:41.999 I think his dad is a cop! 00:25:42.166 --> 00:25:43.459 Run! 00:25:53.427 --> 00:25:54.428 Here it is. 00:25:54.595 --> 00:25:55.846 The studio! 00:25:56.221 --> 00:25:57.723 Once we pass through these gates, 00:25:57.890 --> 00:26:00.476 our lives will change forever. 00:26:00.642 --> 00:26:04.313 Now, Titans, are you ready to be movie stars? 00:26:11.612 --> 00:26:12.613 Who are you? 00:26:12.696 --> 00:26:15.324 Ugh, this guy? Really? 00:26:15.491 --> 00:26:16.909 You don't remember us? 00:26:17.076 --> 00:26:18.535 Perhaps this will remind-- 00:26:18.702 --> 00:26:20.537 Stop. You're not on the list. 00:26:20.704 --> 00:26:23.457 Great. Now how are we supposed to get in? 00:26:23.665 --> 00:26:25.250 Uh... Portal. 00:26:25.417 --> 00:26:26.627 - Oh, right. - Yeah, portal, of course. 00:26:29.463 --> 00:26:30.464 Wow, look at this. 00:26:30.756 --> 00:26:33.926 Standing on the back lot. This is where the magic happens. 00:26:36.303 --> 00:26:37.805 Oh, man, I love this. 00:26:37.971 --> 00:26:40.057 That is where the Animaniacs live. 00:26:41.016 --> 00:26:43.185 Ooh, it's that car from that car movie. 00:26:49.233 --> 00:26:51.318 This place is amazing, yo. 00:26:51.485 --> 00:26:54.279 They're really making movies about every superhero. 00:26:54.446 --> 00:26:56.865 And it's time they make one about me. 00:26:57.032 --> 00:27:00.077 Come on. Jade Wilson's soundstage must be around here somewhere. 00:27:00.244 --> 00:27:01.954 Hey, everybody, look at me. 00:27:02.121 --> 00:27:05.415 I'm Stan Lee doing my subtle cameo. 00:27:08.335 --> 00:27:10.045 Excuse me, Mr. Stan. 00:27:10.129 --> 00:27:14.675 This is a DC movie? Oh, gee. I gotta get outta here. 00:27:17.136 --> 00:27:19.304 Oh, rad! Check it out! 00:27:24.768 --> 00:27:25.978 Ooh! 00:27:26.103 --> 00:27:28.147 All right. Quiet on the set. 00:27:28.438 --> 00:27:30.524 Lights! Cameras! 00:27:30.691 --> 00:27:33.152 No moving around. Closed set, please. 00:27:33.318 --> 00:27:35.779 Take one, Batman v Superman Part Two. 00:27:35.946 --> 00:27:38.615 And just have fun with it. Follow your instincts. 00:27:38.782 --> 00:27:39.950 Magic. 00:27:43.453 --> 00:27:45.205 What's your mother's name? 00:27:45.372 --> 00:27:46.373 Martha. 00:27:46.540 --> 00:27:48.709 My mommy's name is Martha, too. 00:27:53.338 --> 00:27:55.174 Wait. What's your father's name? 00:27:55.340 --> 00:27:56.341 Jonathan? 00:27:56.508 --> 00:27:58.385 Mine's Thomas! 00:27:58.635 --> 00:28:02.222 Cut! Clark, Bruce, that was amazing! 00:28:03.015 --> 00:28:05.976 Oh, am I not supposed to use your real names? 00:28:06.101 --> 00:28:08.812 Relax. It's not a big deal. Everybody knows. 00:28:08.979 --> 00:28:10.939 Let's run it again in five. 00:28:11.940 --> 00:28:14.818 The performances were the amazing! 00:28:14.985 --> 00:28:17.154 Well, what are you waiting for, bro? 00:28:17.321 --> 00:28:18.405 Go, Robin. 00:28:18.572 --> 00:28:20.407 The destiny awaits. 00:28:25.829 --> 00:28:27.080 You... 00:28:27.456 --> 00:28:29.791 You really think she's going to give me a movie? 00:28:29.958 --> 00:28:30.959 "Give"? 00:28:31.126 --> 00:28:34.713 When Batman wants vengeance, do bad guys just give it to him? 00:28:34.880 --> 00:28:35.881 No. 00:28:35.964 --> 00:28:38.383 That's right. Batman takes that vengeance, 00:28:38.550 --> 00:28:41.553 all cracking skulls and putting fools up in the hospital. 00:28:41.720 --> 00:28:43.639 Leaving them with the permanent injuries. 00:28:43.805 --> 00:28:45.182 It's the same with movies. 00:28:45.349 --> 00:28:48.268 She won't just give you a movie, you have to take it. 00:28:48.435 --> 00:28:49.436 Now what do you want? 00:28:49.603 --> 00:28:50.646 A movie. 00:28:50.729 --> 00:28:52.648 - Say it loud. - I want a movie! 00:28:52.814 --> 00:28:54.483 - Again! - I want a movie! 00:28:54.650 --> 00:28:55.651 Then take it! 00:28:55.817 --> 00:28:57.444 I'm gonna take it! 00:28:58.362 --> 00:28:59.988 Hey! Jade Wilson. 00:29:03.116 --> 00:29:06.536 Would you please make a movie about me? 00:29:06.995 --> 00:29:08.830 Was that too aggressive? 00:29:08.997 --> 00:29:10.874 No. It was good. 00:29:11.041 --> 00:29:12.251 A Robin movie. 00:29:12.668 --> 00:29:15.003 Hmm. What would that even be? 00:29:15.212 --> 00:29:16.922 It would be so awesome 00:29:18.090 --> 00:29:19.883 It would be so cool 00:29:20.884 --> 00:29:24.638 It would be the most incredible superhero movie 00:29:24.721 --> 00:29:26.598 The world has ever seen 00:29:26.765 --> 00:29:28.225 The screens would light up 00:29:28.850 --> 00:29:31.395 With real explosions And special effects 00:29:31.561 --> 00:29:34.231 Like tons and tons of special effects 00:29:34.398 --> 00:29:37.234 My super sweet cape would be Special effects 00:29:37.401 --> 00:29:38.944 And it would blow your mind 00:29:39.736 --> 00:29:41.405 'Cause it's my movie My movie 00:29:41.530 --> 00:29:45.617 My superhero movie It's all about me 00:29:45.701 --> 00:29:47.286 It's my movie My movie 00:29:47.452 --> 00:29:48.578 My superhero movie 00:29:48.745 --> 00:29:51.206 They'll be lining up to see A movie all about me 00:29:51.373 --> 00:29:54.042 No longer a sidekick No, that's not me 00:29:54.209 --> 00:29:56.545 Picture my booty up in 3D 00:29:56.712 --> 00:29:58.130 I'll shake my booty 00:29:58.297 --> 00:29:59.673 In my own movie 00:29:59.840 --> 00:30:02.509 it's my movie, my movie My superhero movie 00:30:02.676 --> 00:30:05.012 They'll be lining up to see A movie all about me 00:30:05.178 --> 00:30:06.680 I'd have the most impressive 00:30:06.847 --> 00:30:08.181 Cool and scary 00:30:08.348 --> 00:30:11.184 Big, mean, hairy adversary 00:30:11.351 --> 00:30:12.728 But not to worry 00:30:12.894 --> 00:30:15.230 I'm the man in charge 00:30:15.981 --> 00:30:18.900 Yeah, I'd have an alter ego 00:30:19.067 --> 00:30:20.610 I'd be a billionaire 00:30:21.945 --> 00:30:24.740 Standing tall with adult-sized hands 00:30:24.906 --> 00:30:26.116 And gorgeous hair 00:30:26.283 --> 00:30:27.367 Gorgeous hair 00:30:27.826 --> 00:30:30.620 'Cause it's my movie, my movie My superhero movie 00:30:30.787 --> 00:30:33.415 lt's all about me Yeah, it's all about me 00:30:33.582 --> 00:30:36.335 it's my movie, my movie My superhero movie 00:30:36.501 --> 00:30:39.379 They'll be lining up to see A movie all about me 00:30:39.546 --> 00:30:40.756 No longer the sidekick 00:30:40.922 --> 00:30:42.174 Sidekicks are lame 00:30:42.341 --> 00:30:44.843 Now I'm the superhero Putting villains to shame 00:30:45.010 --> 00:30:47.846 R-O-B-I-N is the name 00:30:50.223 --> 00:30:53.226 Oh, and I'd have my own hero music, too 00:30:53.393 --> 00:30:55.937 It'd go Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum boom 00:30:56.104 --> 00:30:58.732 It would play every time That I entered a room 00:30:58.899 --> 00:31:02.778 Then I'd say my sweet and ominous Catchphrase 00:31:03.278 --> 00:31:05.280 Crack an egg on it. 00:31:05.447 --> 00:31:06.698 Ca-caw! 00:31:06.865 --> 00:31:09.117 It's my movie, my movie My superhero movie 00:31:09.868 --> 00:31:12.329 lt's all about me Yeah, it's all about me 00:31:12.496 --> 00:31:14.289 it's my movie, my movie My superhero movie 00:31:14.456 --> 00:31:16.083 My movie My superhero movie 00:31:16.249 --> 00:31:17.292 They'll be lining up to see A movie all about me 00:31:17.459 --> 00:31:19.002 Yeah, it's all about me 00:31:21.880 --> 00:31:24.383 Robin. WOW! 00:31:25.175 --> 00:31:26.385 Wow. 00:31:26.551 --> 00:31:28.136 You just reminded me 00:31:28.303 --> 00:31:31.932 why I decided not to make a Robin movie in the first place. 00:31:32.099 --> 00:31:33.392 I'm afraid it's gonna be a no. 00:31:33.558 --> 00:31:35.644 I'm so sorry. 00:31:36.269 --> 00:31:37.354 Why can't I have a movie? 00:31:37.521 --> 00:31:38.980 Oh, it's not you. 00:31:39.147 --> 00:31:40.732 Well, it is you. 00:31:40.899 --> 00:31:44.778 No one wants to watch a movie about a sidekick without an archenemy. 00:31:45.237 --> 00:31:47.656 I mean, the only way I'd even consider it 00:31:47.739 --> 00:31:49.825 is if there were no other superheroes. 00:31:49.991 --> 00:31:51.618 At all. 00:31:51.993 --> 00:31:53.787 But thanks so much for coming in. 00:31:54.454 --> 00:31:57.290 And I promise not to keep you in mind for future projects. 00:32:01.503 --> 00:32:03.171 I am the sorry, friend Robin. 00:32:03.338 --> 00:32:04.339 Don't be. 00:32:04.631 --> 00:32:06.466 Wow, you're taking this surprisingly well. 00:32:06.633 --> 00:32:09.261 Of course I am. Didn't you hear what she said? 00:32:09.428 --> 00:32:13.223 That she would make a movie about us if we were the only superheroes around. 00:32:13.390 --> 00:32:15.308 So, all we have to do is-- 00:32:15.475 --> 00:32:16.935 Kill all the other superheroes! 00:32:17.102 --> 00:32:18.103 Close, but no. 00:32:18.270 --> 00:32:19.729 I want us to save them 00:32:19.896 --> 00:32:22.482 from becoming superheroes in the first place. 00:32:22.649 --> 00:32:25.986 Every superhero is born from a tragic life-changing event. 00:32:26.153 --> 00:32:28.321 I propose we travel through time 00:32:28.488 --> 00:32:31.032 and stop those tragic events from taking place. 00:32:31.199 --> 00:32:32.284 Robin, 00:32:32.451 --> 00:32:35.745 this is the excellent plan! 00:32:36.037 --> 00:32:38.832 Ha-ha! Let's do some time-traveling, yo! 00:32:38.999 --> 00:32:40.500 To the Time Cycles! 00:32:40.667 --> 00:32:41.751 "Time Cycles"? 00:32:41.918 --> 00:32:43.670 What's wrong with our usual time machine? 00:32:46.339 --> 00:32:47.340 It's boring. 00:32:47.507 --> 00:32:49.926 We need something more cinematic! 00:32:50.093 --> 00:32:52.304 Raven, summon the Time Cycles. 00:32:52.471 --> 00:32:54.639 Azarath Metrion Zinthos! 00:33:05.025 --> 00:33:06.026 - All right! - ALLI Ooh! 00:33:13.200 --> 00:33:15.035 Man, these bikes ain't gots no power. 00:33:15.202 --> 00:33:17.370 Where are we gonna find Libyan terrorists 00:33:17.454 --> 00:33:18.997 to sell us plutonium at this hour? 00:33:19.164 --> 00:33:20.582 We don't need plutonium. 00:33:20.749 --> 00:33:23.668 These Time Cycles are powered by radness. 00:33:23.835 --> 00:33:25.212 Are you ready? 00:33:26.963 --> 00:33:29.090 Then let's go back to the future! 00:33:29.257 --> 00:33:30.842 I mean, the past! 00:33:41.478 --> 00:33:42.729 This isn't rad enough. 00:33:42.896 --> 00:33:44.981 Titans, bust some sick moves! 00:33:50.946 --> 00:33:51.947 Sick! 00:33:55.158 --> 00:33:56.159 Gnarly! 00:34:02.457 --> 00:34:04.918 We're still not rad enough, bro! 00:34:05.085 --> 00:34:07.128 Titans, deploy time streamers! 00:34:11.841 --> 00:34:13.009 Rad! 00:34:15.178 --> 00:34:16.304 Engage! 00:34:19.182 --> 00:34:21.226 Yeah! 00:34:30.819 --> 00:34:31.945 Oh... 00:34:32.445 --> 00:34:34.739 That's not good at all. 00:34:40.704 --> 00:34:43.039 Honey, I'm sorry. We're pretty much all dead. 00:34:51.590 --> 00:34:52.966 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 00:34:53.049 --> 00:34:54.092 Hold it right there. 00:34:54.259 --> 00:34:56.553 Yeah. Shooting a baby into space. 00:34:56.720 --> 00:34:57.887 What kind of people are you? 00:34:58.054 --> 00:35:01.433 You are the horrible parents! 00:35:01.600 --> 00:35:04.102 But we have no choice. The crystals are not harmonized. 00:35:04.269 --> 00:35:07.689 The planet is collapsing. I've tried all tonal combinations. 00:35:10.525 --> 00:35:14.738 Fool, if you wanna save the planet, you gots to play the right music. 00:35:14.904 --> 00:35:16.781 Yeah. Let us show you how it's done. 00:36:23.223 --> 00:36:24.766 Yes! That's how we do it. 00:36:24.849 --> 00:36:25.850 Yeah! 00:36:26.685 --> 00:36:29.979 Now let's go stop some more superhero origins. 00:36:57.757 --> 00:36:59.300 Golly, thanks for taking me to the movies 00:36:59.384 --> 00:37:01.428 in this dangerous neighborhood, Dad. 00:37:03.722 --> 00:37:05.765 Whoa, stop! You can't go down there. 00:37:05.932 --> 00:37:08.143 That is Crime Alley, you dum-dums! 00:37:09.561 --> 00:37:12.731 May I suggest you take a shortcut through Happy Lane instead? 00:37:18.737 --> 00:37:20.822 We made it. We're back in the present 00:37:20.989 --> 00:37:22.657 and there are no more superheroes. 00:37:29.539 --> 00:37:31.374 Art, art, art, art! 00:37:34.836 --> 00:37:36.212 What happened, Yo? 00:37:36.379 --> 00:37:37.672 Without superheroes, 00:37:37.756 --> 00:37:40.049 the world has become a horrific wasteland. 00:37:40.216 --> 00:37:42.886 But are they still making superhero movies? 00:37:46.931 --> 00:37:49.058 No movies. Only suffering. 00:37:49.392 --> 00:37:51.603 Titans! Back to the future! 00:37:51.770 --> 00:37:53.354 I mean, the past! 00:38:26.221 --> 00:38:28.431 Well, altering the space-time continuum didn't work. 00:38:28.598 --> 00:38:29.599 Who saw that coming? 00:38:29.766 --> 00:38:31.434 Then we have no choice, Titans. 00:38:31.601 --> 00:38:34.020 We have to prove to Jade Wilson we aren't a joke. 00:38:34.187 --> 00:38:35.605 How's we gonna do that? 00:38:39.692 --> 00:38:42.237 This is how! It's Slade. 00:38:42.403 --> 00:38:43.446 Slade! 00:38:43.613 --> 00:38:44.781 - The Slade! - Slade! 00:38:44.948 --> 00:38:46.407 Slade! 00:38:46.574 --> 00:38:48.952 If we can make him our archnemesis, 00:38:49.118 --> 00:38:51.329 then Jade Wilson will see that we're worthy of a movie. 00:38:51.496 --> 00:38:54.290 So, no songs, no jokes, and whatever you do, 00:38:54.457 --> 00:38:56.960 don't fall prey to Slade's mind manipulation. 00:38:57.126 --> 00:38:58.127 - You got it! - Yeah, boy! 00:38:58.294 --> 00:38:59.295 Titans, go! 00:39:10.807 --> 00:39:11.975 COMPUTER". Item acquired. 00:39:13.852 --> 00:39:16.145 Charging Ditronium Crystal. 00:39:24.988 --> 00:39:27.115 Ditronium Crystal energized. 00:39:29.826 --> 00:39:32.120 Oh, that's hot. Burned my little fingies. 00:39:32.745 --> 00:39:34.205 Drop it. 00:39:35.623 --> 00:39:38.501 Well, well. If it isn't the "Teeny Titans." 00:39:38.668 --> 00:39:40.920 I see you're all gluttons for punishment. 00:39:41.087 --> 00:39:42.547 The party's over, Slade. 00:39:42.714 --> 00:39:44.340 Slade! 00:39:44.507 --> 00:39:47.677 Stop it! The party has actuallyjust begun. 00:39:47.844 --> 00:39:49.554 And I'm about to thoroughly enjoy 00:39:49.721 --> 00:39:52.348 disposing of your inferior intellects 00:39:52.515 --> 00:39:55.727 with mind manipulation. 00:39:55.894 --> 00:39:57.937 While I am typically not a man of sympathy, 00:39:58.104 --> 00:40:02.150 I will pity you fools after I finish eviscerating your-- 00:40:02.317 --> 00:40:04.235 Oh, my gosh! What's that over there? 00:40:07.614 --> 00:40:08.948 It's a wall. 00:40:09.032 --> 00:40:11.743 Whoa, whoa! Impressive. Good for you. 00:40:11.910 --> 00:40:13.703 I knew it, too, obviously, 'cause I showed you. 00:40:13.870 --> 00:40:17.415 Put it to rest, Slade. We're not falling for your mind tricks anymore. 00:40:17.582 --> 00:40:20.835 Okay, I am noble enough to admit when I'm wrong. 00:40:21.002 --> 00:40:24.255 And, oh, man, what is that on your shirt right there? 00:40:24.756 --> 00:40:25.757 Anyway, what I was saying was-- 00:40:25.882 --> 00:40:27.467 And I'm serious, because it doesn't look great. 00:40:27.634 --> 00:40:30.762 It's, like, eye-grabbing. It's like your eye goes right to it. 00:40:30.929 --> 00:40:33.097 So, if I were you, I wouldn't go in public like that. 00:40:33.264 --> 00:40:36.559 Even, like, a lick-and-rub would work. If you just wanna, you know... 00:40:36.726 --> 00:40:38.561 On your finger, just kinda moisten it a little. 00:40:38.728 --> 00:40:40.229 I don't know how that's possible. 00:40:40.396 --> 00:40:42.857 I'm not even wearing a shirt! 00:40:45.944 --> 00:40:48.321 Give it up, Slade. It's game over. 00:40:48.821 --> 00:40:50.031 Titans, go! 00:41:09.384 --> 00:41:11.010 Impressive. 00:41:29.779 --> 00:41:30.780 Booyah! 00:41:40.456 --> 00:41:41.666 Ca-caw! 00:41:55.430 --> 00:41:57.015 - Hello. - How's it goin'? 00:41:57.181 --> 00:41:58.349 What up, Deadpool? 00:41:58.516 --> 00:42:00.226 I'm not Deadpool! 00:42:03.813 --> 00:42:05.064 Steady. 00:42:05.231 --> 00:42:07.442 We got him boxed in. Fire! 00:42:13.114 --> 00:42:14.449 Can't get a clean shot! 00:42:14.615 --> 00:42:15.616 We got this! 00:42:15.783 --> 00:42:16.784 Yeah, we do! 00:42:16.951 --> 00:42:18.536 B0Oyah! 00:42:29.380 --> 00:42:31.591 - Get off me! Get off me! -l'm over here. Here I am. 00:42:32.341 --> 00:42:33.801 - Too slow, fool! - Got him! 00:42:43.853 --> 00:42:45.646 Facial scan accepted. 00:42:47.732 --> 00:42:49.484 Vault access granted. 00:42:50.068 --> 00:42:51.736 Item secured. 00:42:52.403 --> 00:42:53.571 Crystal secure. 00:42:53.780 --> 00:42:56.407 Ha-ha, you'll never get it now, Slade. 00:42:56.574 --> 00:42:58.618 No one can penetrate our vault! 00:42:58.785 --> 00:42:59.952 Nice job, Titans. 00:43:13.841 --> 00:43:15.510 Raven, Starfire, save them! 00:43:15.676 --> 00:43:17.470 I'll take care of Slade! 00:43:27.188 --> 00:43:28.189 Gotcha. 00:43:30.316 --> 00:43:31.859 Get up. 00:43:31.943 --> 00:43:32.944 Stop milkin' it. 00:43:33.111 --> 00:43:35.029 - Rae-Rae? - Don't call me that. 00:43:35.196 --> 00:43:36.572 You saved me. 00:43:36.739 --> 00:43:39.242 Let's not make it a big deal. 00:44:00.972 --> 00:44:03.057 Crack an egg on it. 00:44:03.224 --> 00:44:04.267 Ca-caw! 00:44:04.475 --> 00:44:07.854 Oh, what a cool and ominous catchphrase. 00:44:08.020 --> 00:44:10.731 You truly are a worthy archnemesis. 00:44:10.898 --> 00:44:13.359 Archnemesis? Really? You mean it? 00:44:13.526 --> 00:44:16.529 I think you and I are destined to do this forever. 00:44:16.696 --> 00:44:18.531 Until next time, Robin. 00:44:18.698 --> 00:44:20.741 There's not going to be a next time. 00:44:20.908 --> 00:44:22.243 You're going to prison. 00:44:23.703 --> 00:44:26.205 That's not how having an archnemesis works. 00:44:26.372 --> 00:44:30.710 I get away, and you foil my next plan in an even more heroic way. 00:44:30.877 --> 00:44:34.672 That's what happens in a great superhero movie. 00:44:37.216 --> 00:44:39.093 A movie? 00:44:39.886 --> 00:44:41.262 Nice try, Slade. 00:44:42.180 --> 00:44:43.681 Where'd he go? 00:44:46.767 --> 00:44:50.062 Curse those Teen Titans to the power of a million. 00:44:50.229 --> 00:44:53.399 They've stolen my device and locked it in their vault. 00:44:53.566 --> 00:44:55.985 They're stronger than I thought. 00:44:56.152 --> 00:44:58.946 Not too strong. Actually, fairly weak compared to me. 00:44:59.113 --> 00:45:01.699 Definitely my cardio is superior. 00:45:01.866 --> 00:45:03.409 Knees up, knees up, knees up. 00:45:03.576 --> 00:45:06.287 No matter! All I need to do 00:45:06.454 --> 00:45:10.291 is divide and conquer! 00:45:23.512 --> 00:45:24.513 Oh, man! 00:45:24.680 --> 00:45:27.266 I'm never letting you fly my body again. 00:45:28.517 --> 00:45:29.894 Where is the Slade? 00:45:30.061 --> 00:45:31.270 He, uh... 00:45:31.354 --> 00:45:34.065 He got away. But we'll get him next time. 00:45:35.524 --> 00:45:39.320 It's Jade. She wants to see us tomorrow morning at the studio. 00:45:48.621 --> 00:45:50.289 - Come on! -lt's the outrage! 00:45:50.456 --> 00:45:52.333 - We should be on the list! - This guy! 00:45:52.416 --> 00:45:53.417 Whoa! It's the Teen Titans! 00:45:53.793 --> 00:45:56.003 Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, this is an honor. 00:45:56.087 --> 00:45:57.463 You guys are the best. 00:45:57.630 --> 00:45:58.714 I can't... Oh! 00:45:58.881 --> 00:45:59.924 You know who we are? 00:46:00.091 --> 00:46:03.177 Yes, sir. Everyone is talking about you. You're on the list. 00:46:03.386 --> 00:46:05.137 We are on the list! 00:46:05.304 --> 00:46:06.555 It's about time. 00:46:06.722 --> 00:46:08.266 Right this way. 00:46:08.975 --> 00:46:12.270 That is the more like the it. 00:46:14.480 --> 00:46:17.191 Welcome to the studio, my stars. 00:46:17.775 --> 00:46:21.862 Now, that battle with Slade? I mean, it was electric! 00:46:22.029 --> 00:46:24.615 Thanks, Miss Wilson. Just doing ourjobs. 00:46:24.782 --> 00:46:28.327 Robin, you have proven to me that you are more than a sidekick. 00:46:28.494 --> 00:46:30.871 Now, let me show you something marvelous. 00:46:31.038 --> 00:46:33.332 The Teen Titans movie set! 00:46:37.753 --> 00:46:41.048 Robin, your dream is coming the true. 00:46:42.300 --> 00:46:43.426 Wow. 00:46:43.592 --> 00:46:44.969 Incredible. 00:46:52.476 --> 00:46:53.936 It's really happening! 00:46:54.312 --> 00:46:55.354 Dope, right? 00:46:55.521 --> 00:46:57.523 This set seems so real. 00:46:57.690 --> 00:46:59.025 Even the toilet, yo. 00:46:59.191 --> 00:47:00.192 Well, the toilet isn't real. 00:47:00.276 --> 00:47:02.236 Uh, yeah, it is. I pooped in it. 00:47:03.529 --> 00:47:06.198 - You what? -lpoopedinit 00:47:06.365 --> 00:47:09.785 Hoo doggy, do not go in that bathroom, 'cause I just wrecked it, baby. 00:47:09.952 --> 00:47:10.953 That's what's up. 00:47:11.787 --> 00:47:14.790 We pooped in the toilet! 00:47:14.874 --> 00:47:15.875 Stop that! 00:47:16.042 --> 00:47:17.918 You are pooping in a prop toilet! 00:47:18.085 --> 00:47:19.670 I don't know, bro. Looked real to me. 00:47:19.920 --> 00:47:24.175 Uh, there is nothing quite like doing the poops in the new bathroom. 00:47:25.760 --> 00:47:27.762 She pooped in the toilet! 00:47:27.928 --> 00:47:29.805 No one should be using that bathroom! 00:47:29.972 --> 00:47:33.184 There is no plumbing. There is nowhere for the poops to go. 00:47:33.351 --> 00:47:36.103 Hey, keep it down. I'm trying to poop in here. 00:47:37.521 --> 00:47:40.232 Robin, do your friends know that's a fake toilet? 00:47:40.649 --> 00:47:43.110 Wow, do not go in there. 00:47:43.402 --> 00:47:46.197 Oh, wow. You really did. You pooped in the fake toilet. 00:47:46.572 --> 00:47:47.740 You pooped on my set. 00:47:47.907 --> 00:47:50.159 Miss Wilson, I am so sorry. 00:47:50.326 --> 00:47:52.620 It's cool. I deal with people like this all day. 00:47:53.954 --> 00:47:56.290 Now, let me introduce you to your costar. 00:47:56.457 --> 00:47:57.792 - Slade? - Get him! 00:48:00.961 --> 00:48:03.798 Whoa, whoa, whoa, guys! I'm just playing Slade in the movie. 00:48:03.964 --> 00:48:05.341 It's me, Shia LaBeouf. 00:48:06.133 --> 00:48:08.135 Oh, it's Shia LaBeoufs. 00:48:08.469 --> 00:48:10.304 That's even worse than being a villain! 00:48:16.143 --> 00:48:17.895 Titans! Stop! 00:48:19.355 --> 00:48:22.024 Didn't you hear Jade? Everything here is fake. 00:48:22.191 --> 00:48:25.694 Robin, if your team is going to poop on the props and beat up the actors, 00:48:25.861 --> 00:48:27.196 this isn't going to work. 00:48:27.279 --> 00:48:28.823 Ugh, maybe this was a mistake. 00:48:28.989 --> 00:48:32.910 No, no, no! It's not. Please. Just give me a second. 00:48:33.077 --> 00:48:34.954 Guys, this is my dream. 00:48:35.121 --> 00:48:38.290 We finally have a chance to prove we're real heroes... 00:48:38.791 --> 00:48:41.627 That I'm a real hero. 00:48:41.794 --> 00:48:44.338 Please promise me you'll take this seriously. 00:48:45.506 --> 00:48:49.635 We will do it, Robin. Because it is your dream. 00:48:49.802 --> 00:48:51.804 Yeah, bro. We'll do it for you. 00:48:51.971 --> 00:48:53.305 Yeah, man. We got this. 00:48:53.472 --> 00:48:54.807 Whatever. 00:48:56.016 --> 00:48:58.436 Miss Wilson, the team and I discussed it, 00:48:58.602 --> 00:49:01.021 and we promise from now on, we'll behave ourselves. 00:49:01.188 --> 00:49:05.025 That's what I like to hear. You're gonna be a big star, Robin. 00:49:05.192 --> 00:49:09.029 As long as your team doesn't get into any more shenanigans. 00:49:09.572 --> 00:49:12.491 Anybody up for some shenanigans? 00:49:12.825 --> 00:49:14.702 Shenanigans! 00:49:15.119 --> 00:49:17.121 All right! 00:49:40.269 --> 00:49:43.481 Whoa, they gets that good food 'm there, yo. 00:49:43.647 --> 00:49:46.442 But how can we get past the Superman? 00:49:46.609 --> 00:49:49.653 We can exploit his number-one weakness. 00:49:55.951 --> 00:49:56.952 Hello? 00:49:57.036 --> 00:49:58.829 Superman, it's me. 00:49:58.996 --> 00:50:01.540 Your girlfriend, Lois Lane. 00:50:01.707 --> 00:50:02.917 Well, hello, Lois. 00:50:03.083 --> 00:50:04.919 How are you, my sweet little dewdrop? 00:50:05.085 --> 00:50:07.129 How am I? I'm terrible. 00:50:07.296 --> 00:50:11.592 You gotta save me from Gene Hackman's real estate scheme. 00:50:11.800 --> 00:50:13.761 Oh, my goodness. No, that sounds terrible. 00:50:14.136 --> 00:50:16.514 Oh, you's better hurry, fool. 00:50:16.680 --> 00:50:19.308 Or no more smoochie smoochies. 00:50:23.062 --> 00:50:24.647 I'm coming, Lois. 00:50:24.813 --> 00:50:26.440 I'm coming, Lois! 00:50:30.986 --> 00:50:32.238 Whoa! 00:50:32.446 --> 00:50:34.907 Looks at all that opulence, yo. 00:50:35.074 --> 00:50:36.951 It is so the fancy. 00:50:37.117 --> 00:50:39.578 The table is wearing the dress. 00:50:39.662 --> 00:50:41.038 Whoa! 00:50:41.121 --> 00:50:42.540 Let's dig in! 00:50:59.139 --> 00:51:02.184 Jade says we need to finish construction by tonight. 00:51:02.351 --> 00:51:04.270 This smells Of the fish. 00:51:22.746 --> 00:51:24.623 What happened to all the food? 00:51:24.790 --> 00:51:27.251 Let's steal some from the Spider-Man set. 00:51:36.427 --> 00:51:39.221 "Doomsday device"? Let's destroy it. 00:51:39.388 --> 00:51:41.390 With pleasure. Booyah! 00:51:47.104 --> 00:51:50.024 I knew you were goofsters. But using Lois and now this? 00:51:50.190 --> 00:51:51.483 It's too much! 00:51:52.318 --> 00:51:53.986 I don't know why you're working with Jade. 00:51:54.153 --> 00:51:57.364 But one way or another, we're destroying that device. 00:51:57.448 --> 00:52:01.869 Stop it. How are you going to get past me? I mean... 00:52:02.077 --> 00:52:05.456 By exploiting your other weakness. 00:52:05.956 --> 00:52:07.291 Kryptonite party! 00:52:16.800 --> 00:52:18.260 - Yeah, boy! - Yeah, baby! 00:52:18.886 --> 00:52:20.304 %CRASHES) - JADE: So... 00:52:21.930 --> 00:52:24.975 I see you've discovered my secret plan. 00:52:25.142 --> 00:52:27.686 Titans! Why did you do that to Superman? 00:52:27.853 --> 00:52:29.229 He's a national treasure. 00:52:29.396 --> 00:52:30.564 We're on to you, Jade. 00:52:30.731 --> 00:52:34.234 Yeah. You've done some kind of mind tricks on them superheroes. 00:52:34.401 --> 00:52:36.153 So they'd help you build a doomsday device. 00:52:36.320 --> 00:52:38.697 The shame upon you, Jade. 00:52:38.864 --> 00:52:42.826 The shame, the shame, the shame! 00:52:42.993 --> 00:52:46.747 Is it true? Are you building a doomsday device? 00:52:46.914 --> 00:52:50.417 It's not a doomsday device. It's my DOOMSDAY-- 00:52:50.501 --> 00:52:51.669 Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh! 00:52:51.752 --> 00:52:53.253 I see the confusion. 00:52:53.587 --> 00:52:55.214 "DOOMSDAY" stands for 00:52:55.381 --> 00:52:58.759 "Digitally Ordering Online Movie Streaming Directly At You." 00:52:58.926 --> 00:53:01.970 In retrospect, we should have gone with a different acronym. 00:53:02.137 --> 00:53:06.266 But trust me, it's going to revolutionize the movie industry. 00:53:06.433 --> 00:53:09.186 Once finished, it will broadcast my superhero movies 00:53:09.353 --> 00:53:11.814 onto all screens everywhere in the world. 00:53:11.980 --> 00:53:13.941 Movie theaters, televisions, phones, 00:53:14.108 --> 00:53:17.069 tablets, smartwatches, microwaves, you name it. 00:53:17.236 --> 00:53:19.697 The population of Earth will be able to watch superhero movies 00:53:19.863 --> 00:53:23.033 anywhere, anytime, all the time. 00:53:23.200 --> 00:53:26.078 Wait, that thing's just a big movie projector? 00:53:26.245 --> 00:53:28.330 The Teen Titans movie was going to be 00:53:28.497 --> 00:53:30.833 the first movie delivered by the DOOMSDAY Device. 00:53:30.999 --> 00:53:32.876 What do you mean "was"? 00:53:33.168 --> 00:53:35.629 I'm killing the Teen Titans movie! 00:53:44.888 --> 00:53:48.142 Miss the Wilson, please do not murder the film. 00:53:48.308 --> 00:53:50.310 It is friend Robin's dream. 00:53:50.477 --> 00:53:52.896 Believe me, I did not want to do this. 00:53:53.063 --> 00:53:56.817 But you guys are jokes. You can't take anything seriously! 00:53:56.984 --> 00:53:59.737 That's why I won't make a Teen Titans movie. 00:53:59.903 --> 00:54:03.115 But I would make a Robin movie. 00:54:03.449 --> 00:54:06.076 A Robin movie? All about me? 00:54:06.243 --> 00:54:08.036 All about you. 00:54:08.495 --> 00:54:10.914 But I know you would never do it 00:54:11.331 --> 00:54:13.542 because your friends are too important to you. 00:54:13.709 --> 00:54:15.085 You are correct. 00:54:15.252 --> 00:54:18.130 The friend Robin would never leave us. 00:54:18.297 --> 00:54:19.339 - He would-- - I'll do it! 00:54:20.966 --> 00:54:23.761 Bro, is you for reals gonna ditch us? 00:54:23.927 --> 00:54:27.055 But, Robin, we have done all of this for you. 00:54:27.222 --> 00:54:30.058 Done all of what, make me look like a joke? 00:54:30.225 --> 00:54:31.435 We have to face it. 00:54:31.518 --> 00:54:34.146 No one takes us seriously when we're together. 00:54:34.313 --> 00:54:37.232 Maybe we should just go our separate ways. 00:54:37.399 --> 00:54:39.234 It's never easy to tell the truth, Robin. 00:54:39.401 --> 00:54:42.613 But I am deeply touched by what you've just done here. 00:54:42.780 --> 00:54:45.741 And you four, it was so nice to meet you, but not really. 00:54:45.908 --> 00:54:48.952 And I'm sure we'll work together again in the future, definitely not. 00:54:49.244 --> 00:54:51.872 I'm sorry, guys. But it's what we need to do. 00:54:52.039 --> 00:54:55.667 Fine. Go make your own movie. I'm going home to Dad. 00:54:55.834 --> 00:54:58.045 Well, the dumpster it is. 00:54:58.212 --> 00:55:00.923 I guess I'll have to be a pro football star after all. 00:55:01.089 --> 00:55:03.217 That really doesn't sound that bad. 00:55:09.723 --> 00:55:11.350 Good luck to you, Robin. 00:55:11.517 --> 00:55:13.769 I hope to one day see your movie. 00:55:13.936 --> 00:55:15.979 I think it will be very good. 00:55:16.939 --> 00:55:18.607 - Star, wait-- - Don't be sad, Robin. 00:55:18.774 --> 00:55:20.943 You don't need your old friends anymore. 00:55:21.109 --> 00:55:24.696 You'll find that fame is worth so much more than friendship 00:55:24.863 --> 00:55:29.827 because you are going to be a big Hollywood star. 00:55:50.681 --> 00:55:52.349 Wow. 00:56:01.900 --> 00:56:03.235 And action! 00:56:05.362 --> 00:56:07.197 No longer a sidekick. 00:56:07.364 --> 00:56:09.408 That's not me! 00:56:09.700 --> 00:56:11.285 Oh, that was electric! 00:56:56.622 --> 00:56:58.624 I wonder how they're doing now. 00:56:58.790 --> 00:56:59.875 They're doing great. 00:57:00.042 --> 00:57:01.460 - Really? - I called them 00:57:01.627 --> 00:57:03.921 to see if they wanted to make cameos in the film, 00:57:04.087 --> 00:57:06.256 but they're all too busy with their fabulous lives. 00:57:06.423 --> 00:57:08.258 Maybe splitting up was for the best. 00:57:08.425 --> 00:57:09.760 I couldn't agree more. 00:57:09.927 --> 00:57:12.429 Now focus, because we are about to film 00:57:12.596 --> 00:57:16.016 the final scene of your movie. 00:57:18.101 --> 00:57:20.729 Picture this. You just defeated Slade. 00:57:20.896 --> 00:57:24.566 So in this scene, whoo... You're gonna love this, 00:57:24.566 --> 00:57:26.234 you return to the tower vault 00:57:26.401 --> 00:57:30.197 so you can lock away his evil device along with the pain of your past. 00:57:30.364 --> 00:57:32.491 And then... Bam-ba-ba-ba! 00:57:32.574 --> 00:57:34.368 You emerge as a new man! 00:57:34.534 --> 00:57:37.454 Robin, the superhero! 00:57:37.621 --> 00:57:39.122 Think you can act that? 00:57:39.289 --> 00:57:41.959 Act it? Huh, I've lived it. 00:57:43.126 --> 00:57:45.379 And magic! 00:57:56.932 --> 00:57:58.767 Robin? Robin? 00:57:58.934 --> 00:58:01.812 Robin, can you hear me? Robin. 00:58:01.979 --> 00:58:04.231 What? What happened? 00:58:04.398 --> 00:58:07.567 Oh, thank goodness. A light fell and knocked you out. 00:58:07.693 --> 00:58:09.444 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 00:58:09.528 --> 00:58:11.989 Let's just wrap for the day so you can recover, 00:58:12.155 --> 00:58:13.532 and we'll start fresh tomorrow. 00:58:13.699 --> 00:58:17.119 No, no, no, I'm fine. Let's finish this movie. 00:58:17.285 --> 00:58:19.579 And that's what makes you a real hero. 00:58:19.746 --> 00:58:21.498 Okay, let's do this! 00:58:25.252 --> 00:58:26.962 Facial scan accepted. 00:58:27.129 --> 00:58:29.339 Whoa, these effects are pretty impressive. 00:58:29.506 --> 00:58:31.091 This is just like our vault. 00:58:31.258 --> 00:58:32.259 Why, thank you. 00:58:32.384 --> 00:58:34.511 I've designed it with meticulous attention to detail. 00:58:34.720 --> 00:58:37.472 Now please type in the code. 00:58:38.765 --> 00:58:40.434 - Invalid code. - No, no. 00:58:40.600 --> 00:58:43.562 It has to feel authentic, so go again. 00:58:44.646 --> 00:58:46.690 - Invalid code. - Focus. Again. 00:58:47.315 --> 00:58:48.358 Invalid code. 00:58:48.525 --> 00:58:50.402 No. Be in the moment! Make it look real! 00:58:50.652 --> 00:58:51.653 All right. 00:58:54.614 --> 00:58:55.657 Code accepted. 00:58:55.824 --> 00:58:57.743 - Vault access granted. - Yes! 00:59:01.288 --> 00:59:02.956 And cut! That was perfect. 00:59:03.123 --> 00:59:05.667 Robin, thank you. You're a genius. 00:59:06.376 --> 00:59:10.297 Wow, these sets are amazing. They look so real. 00:59:10.464 --> 00:59:12.507 Well, because it is real. 00:59:12.758 --> 00:59:15.218 No, really. While you were knocked out by our lighting accident, 00:59:15.385 --> 00:59:19.639 I moved you to the actual Titans Tower so you could open the real vault for me. 00:59:19.723 --> 00:59:22.642 Good one. That would make a great villain plot. 00:59:22.809 --> 00:59:24.144 We'll do it in the sequel. 00:59:24.394 --> 00:59:26.646 Whoa, Robin, what is that? 00:59:26.813 --> 00:59:29.232 Huh? I don't see anything. There's nothing there. 00:59:29.399 --> 00:59:30.609 Made you look. 00:59:30.692 --> 00:59:31.693 No! 00:59:36.156 --> 00:59:38.658 So everything, the movie, 00:59:38.825 --> 00:59:41.620 turning me against my friends, it was all just-- 00:59:42.037 --> 00:59:45.248 Mind manipulation. 00:59:45.415 --> 00:59:46.666 Slade. 00:59:46.833 --> 00:59:51.463 You were wearing a lady-director mask over your Slade mask the whole time! 00:59:51.630 --> 00:59:54.216 Didn't you get really sweaty under there? 00:59:54.382 --> 00:59:56.593 It gets stupid sweaty. And I've had a bunch of rashes-- 00:59:56.760 --> 00:59:57.886 Anyway, it doesn't matter! 00:59:58.053 --> 01:00:01.556 Now I can complete my mind manipulation device. 01:00:01.723 --> 01:00:03.850 - The other superheroes will-- - Will stop me? 01:00:04.017 --> 01:00:05.268 Is that what you were gonna say? 01:00:05.435 --> 01:00:08.396 They're too busy making movies to stop me. 01:00:08.563 --> 01:00:11.525 It was all part of my master plan, Robin. 01:00:11.733 --> 01:00:14.778 I gave all the superheroes movie deals. 01:00:14.945 --> 01:00:17.864 And while those dum-dums were distracted filming, 01:00:18.031 --> 01:00:22.160 I stole valuable pieces of tech from the cities they once protected. 01:00:22.452 --> 01:00:27.165 Now, with my fully energized Ditronium Crystal, 01:00:27.332 --> 01:00:30.001 I will have the power to encrypt your movie 01:00:30.085 --> 01:00:33.839 with my patented mind manipulation! 01:00:34.422 --> 01:00:37.843 It will stream to every screen in the entire world! 01:00:38.009 --> 01:00:41.346 And everyone will be mine to control. 01:00:41.513 --> 01:00:43.849 People will rob banks for me. 01:00:44.015 --> 01:00:47.102 People will build monuments of me! 01:00:47.269 --> 01:00:50.105 And if I tell them to pick me up from the airport on short notice, 01:00:50.272 --> 01:00:52.399 they will pick me up. 01:00:53.608 --> 01:00:54.985 You know what a hassle that is. 01:00:55.152 --> 01:00:57.654 And once they've watched your entire movie, 01:00:57.821 --> 01:01:01.283 the effects of my mind control will be permanent. 01:01:01.449 --> 01:01:02.784 Thank you, Robin. 01:01:02.951 --> 01:01:06.079 You were so desperate to be in a movie 01:01:06.246 --> 01:01:09.749 that you turned your back on everything important to you. 01:01:09.916 --> 01:01:12.961 Even your own friends. 01:01:14.337 --> 01:01:17.174 This shall be your final scene. 01:01:19.843 --> 01:01:20.844 Magic. 01:01:20.927 --> 01:01:22.053 WBEEPS) %GAsPs) 01:01:42.032 --> 01:01:46.786 How could I have been so stupid? I'm not a hero. 01:01:47.120 --> 01:01:49.915 I'm a failure with no friends. 01:01:50.081 --> 01:01:53.418 And tiny, little baby hands. 01:01:53.501 --> 01:01:54.628 Baby hands! 01:01:58.423 --> 01:02:00.133 Baby hands! 01:03:27.512 --> 01:03:29.681 Titans, it's Robin. 01:03:29.848 --> 01:03:33.727 I don't know if you'll get this transmission, but I need your help. 01:03:33.893 --> 01:03:36.563 I know you're all happier in your new lives 01:03:36.730 --> 01:03:39.190 and I know I said we were holding each other back, 01:03:39.357 --> 01:03:41.693 but I was wrong. 01:03:41.860 --> 01:03:45.405 I thought we needed a movie to be real heroes, 01:03:45.572 --> 01:03:47.615 but we were already real heroes. 01:03:47.782 --> 01:03:49.868 Because we were a team. 01:03:50.035 --> 01:03:52.162 And I threw that all away. 01:03:52.329 --> 01:03:55.623 I'm going to Hollywood to set things right. 01:03:55.790 --> 01:03:58.960 If I don't make it back, I'm sorry. 01:03:59.127 --> 01:04:00.837 I never meant to let you down. 01:04:03.465 --> 01:04:05.508 Excuse me. I'm sorry. 01:04:05.675 --> 01:04:10.430 I just get so emotional when it comes to these types of scenes. 01:04:10.597 --> 01:04:11.598 You're back! 01:04:11.765 --> 01:04:13.558 Of course we're back, fool. 01:04:13.725 --> 01:04:17.103 The friendship will always bring us back together. 01:04:17.270 --> 01:04:18.438 I can't believe it! 01:04:18.605 --> 01:04:20.482 Listen, we need to get back to Hollywood. 01:04:20.648 --> 01:04:22.525 This is going to sound crazy, but Jade Wilson-- 01:04:22.692 --> 01:04:23.735 ls actually Slade. 01:04:23.902 --> 01:04:26.446 And the superhero movies are part of his plot to take over the world. 01:04:27.864 --> 01:04:29.449 Saw it coming a mile away. 01:04:29.657 --> 01:04:31.534 Ha-ha! Let's go save the world, yo! 01:04:31.701 --> 01:04:32.869 Titans, go! 01:04:34.788 --> 01:04:37.374 Super-ladies and super-gentlemen, 01:04:37.874 --> 01:04:41.002 I am thrilled to present my latest film, 01:04:41.169 --> 01:04:43.630 Robin The Movie! 01:04:45.048 --> 01:04:48.468 And with the help of my fully operational DOOMSDAY Device... 01:04:48.635 --> 01:04:49.636 It's a bad name, I know, 01:04:49.803 --> 01:04:51.429 The entire population of Earth 01:04:51.596 --> 01:04:55.683 will experience the mind-blowing story at the same time! 01:04:56.976 --> 01:04:59.896 Unfortunately, our star can't be here tonight 01:05:00.063 --> 01:05:03.608 because he has explosive diarrhea. 01:05:04.818 --> 01:05:06.820 But he insisted that tonight was too important 01:05:06.986 --> 01:05:09.364 and the show must go on! 01:05:09.864 --> 01:05:13.201 So without further ado, sit back, relax and-- 01:05:13.368 --> 01:05:15.203 Enjoy us ruining your plan! 01:05:15.578 --> 01:05:17.956 Oh, my man finished yo sentence! 01:05:18.123 --> 01:05:21.084 Give it up, Wilson. Your plan ends here. 01:05:21.459 --> 01:05:24.963 Wow, fighting through explosive diarrhea. What a champ. 01:05:25.130 --> 01:05:27.715 I do have something explosive, 01:05:27.882 --> 01:05:30.093 but it's not diarrhea. 01:05:30.260 --> 01:05:31.344 It's the truth! 01:05:31.511 --> 01:05:34.973 Why don't you tell everyone who you really are, Jade? 01:05:35.140 --> 01:05:36.975 Or should I say... 01:05:39.352 --> 01:05:41.771 Slade! 01:05:41.855 --> 01:05:44.774 Slade! 01:05:44.941 --> 01:05:46.693 Slade! 01:05:46.860 --> 01:05:48.361 Game over. 01:05:48.528 --> 01:05:52.115 You've gotta deal with us and every superhero in the world. 01:05:52.282 --> 01:05:55.201 Sorry, Robin, but you're too late. 01:06:20.435 --> 01:06:23.188 Now that they're under my full mind control, 01:06:23.271 --> 01:06:25.106 they'll do anything I want. 01:06:25.273 --> 01:06:27.233 Destroy the Teen Titans. 01:06:49.672 --> 01:06:52.050 We have to destroy that DOOMSDAY Device. 01:06:58.264 --> 01:07:00.391 Ha-ha! I think we lost him. 01:07:33.341 --> 01:07:35.927 Ooh, there is no stopping the Batman. 01:07:41.766 --> 01:07:43.268 Halt for the mighty-- 01:07:49.732 --> 01:07:51.526 - Hey. - Stan Lee? 01:07:51.693 --> 01:07:56.447 I'm back! I don't care if it's a DC movie. I love cameos. 01:07:56.614 --> 01:07:58.074 Not now, Stan Lee! 01:07:59.284 --> 01:08:01.452 Excelsior! 01:08:03.955 --> 01:08:05.456 We can't shake them. 01:08:05.790 --> 01:08:07.709 You guys keep the superheroes distracted. 01:08:07.875 --> 01:08:10.378 I'm going after that DOOMSDAY Device! 01:08:28.146 --> 01:08:31.316 How are we supposed to defeat the world's greatest superheroes? 01:08:31.482 --> 01:08:32.483 Portal? 01:08:32.650 --> 01:08:34.319 - Oh, yeah. Right, right, right. - The yes! 01:08:37.488 --> 01:08:39.824 Challengers, we're saved! 01:09:35.672 --> 01:09:36.964 Look at it, Robin. 01:09:38.383 --> 01:09:39.467 No! 01:09:39.550 --> 01:09:40.968 Oh, it's so awesome. 01:09:41.135 --> 01:09:42.720 It's so cool. 01:09:43.346 --> 01:09:47.141 It's the most incredible superhero movie the world has ever seen. 01:09:47.308 --> 01:09:49.352 - No. -lt's got special effects. 01:09:49.519 --> 01:09:52.271 Like tons and tons of special effects. 01:09:52.438 --> 01:09:55.191 Even your super sweet cape is special effects. 01:09:55.358 --> 01:09:56.734 It'll blow your mind. 01:09:56.901 --> 01:09:58.236 Just take a quick peek. 01:09:58.403 --> 01:10:01.739 It's your movie, your movie, your superhero movie. 01:10:01.906 --> 01:10:03.533 It's all about you. 01:10:13.960 --> 01:10:16.254 Come on, Robin, let's take this fool out. 01:10:23.302 --> 01:10:25.847 It's time to eliminate them. 01:10:26.013 --> 01:10:28.558 Must eliminate. 01:10:28.725 --> 01:10:30.893 Robin, stop! Snap out of it! 01:10:31.060 --> 01:10:33.813 You've always held me back. 01:10:37.108 --> 01:10:39.402 What are you talking about, bro? 01:10:39.819 --> 01:10:41.195 Beast Boy! 01:10:41.362 --> 01:10:42.363 Fight it, man! 01:10:42.530 --> 01:10:43.823 Come on! 01:10:43.990 --> 01:10:46.325 Robin, this is not the you. 01:10:51.164 --> 01:10:52.540 Finish them, Robin. 01:10:52.707 --> 01:10:53.833 Kill! 01:10:54.000 --> 01:10:55.960 Wait! The please! 01:10:56.127 --> 01:10:58.838 There's another Robin movie you must see! 01:10:59.005 --> 01:11:00.173 Yeah. The real one. 01:11:02.759 --> 01:11:05.261 Then he grew up and he wasn't a baby no more. 01:11:05.428 --> 01:11:06.763 But he still had them baby hands, yo. 01:11:06.929 --> 01:11:09.056 You always thought I was a joke. 01:11:09.223 --> 01:11:10.725 But when there's crime happening, 01:11:10.892 --> 01:11:13.436 Robin is the dude who keeps fighting till he wins, yo. 01:11:13.603 --> 01:11:14.645 He's like a bulldog. 01:11:14.812 --> 01:11:17.482 Sinks his teeth into that crime and won't nevers let go! 01:11:17.648 --> 01:11:19.650 Before the Robin, we were all alone. 01:11:20.693 --> 01:11:23.321 But he brought us together to be the team. 01:11:23.488 --> 01:11:26.449 He may not have superpowers, but he is a superhero. 01:11:26.908 --> 01:11:28.075 Our hero. 01:11:37.960 --> 01:11:39.128 Titans? 01:11:39.212 --> 01:11:41.255 Oh, he is the back! 01:11:41.422 --> 01:11:43.382 You were never a joke to us. 01:11:43.549 --> 01:11:45.092 You are our leader. 01:11:45.259 --> 01:11:46.385 Our hero. 01:11:46.552 --> 01:11:47.637 Our friend. 01:11:49.680 --> 01:11:51.974 Under the mask, my other eye is crying. 01:11:52.141 --> 01:11:55.061 We're taking you down. Together. 01:11:55.311 --> 01:11:59.106 Robin. Don't you know anything about archvillains? 01:11:59.273 --> 01:12:01.818 We always have a backup plan, girlfriend. 01:12:47.196 --> 01:12:48.531 - Portal? - Portal! 01:12:51.909 --> 01:12:52.910 What? 01:12:53.744 --> 01:12:54.745 That was weird. 01:12:58.875 --> 01:13:01.377 You're never gonna beat me now that I'm a giant robot. 01:13:01.544 --> 01:13:04.005 Give up. This is dumb. Now you're wasting everybody's time. 01:13:04.171 --> 01:13:05.840 We'll stop you, Slade. 01:13:06.007 --> 01:13:07.800 How are you gonna do it? How are you gonna beat me? 01:13:07.884 --> 01:13:08.885 You haven't done it yet. 01:13:09.051 --> 01:13:10.261 You keep talking about how you're gonna do it. 01:13:10.428 --> 01:13:11.762 What are you gonna do? Are you gonna fart on me? 01:13:11.929 --> 01:13:13.014 You wanna have a dance-off? 01:13:13.180 --> 01:13:15.641 You gonna annoy me to death with your waffles? 01:13:18.060 --> 01:13:19.937 You guys are jokes. 01:13:20.104 --> 01:13:22.023 Total jokes! 01:13:23.524 --> 01:13:24.942 You're right. 01:13:25.526 --> 01:13:26.777 We are jokes. 01:13:26.944 --> 01:13:30.448 We're not like the other superheroes, and never will be. 01:13:31.741 --> 01:13:35.453 - But the thing is, that's okay. - What? 01:13:35.620 --> 01:13:39.624 I'm proud to call myself a Teen Titan! And so are my friends! 01:13:39.707 --> 01:13:40.708 Yes! 01:13:40.875 --> 01:13:45.546 So laugh at us all you want, but we're still going to take you down! 01:13:45.713 --> 01:13:48.799 With what? One of your stupid songs? 01:13:49.675 --> 01:13:50.927 Exactly. 01:13:52.720 --> 01:13:53.930 Teen Titans, go! 01:13:54.096 --> 01:13:55.973 Go, Teen Titans, go Go, Teen Titans, go 01:13:56.140 --> 01:13:58.392 Beast Boy I can turn straight up into an animal 01:13:58.517 --> 01:13:59.560 - Animal? - Animal? 01:13:59.644 --> 01:14:00.728 Yes, any animal 01:14:00.895 --> 01:14:03.481 Boom, pow Yeah, I'm a kitten now 01:14:04.148 --> 01:14:05.316 Check out my kitten meow 01:14:05.483 --> 01:14:07.526 The star, the fire The live, the wire 01:14:07.693 --> 01:14:09.612 The alien princess in my alien attire 01:14:09.779 --> 01:14:12.114 The energy blasts The supersonic speed 01:14:14.408 --> 01:14:15.451 ls she down with the Titans? 01:14:15.618 --> 01:14:16.869 Oh, the yes indeed 01:14:17.036 --> 01:14:18.913 Booyah, booyah Go my cannon blaster 01:14:19.080 --> 01:14:21.165 Cyborg, whoo baby Mr. High Tech Master 01:14:21.332 --> 01:14:22.333 What, what, what? 01:14:22.500 --> 01:14:23.501 Mr. Meatball Disaster 01:14:23.668 --> 01:14:25.878 - What, what, what? - Mr. Boom Boom Blaster 01:14:26.045 --> 01:14:28.297 Teen Teen Titans The Titans, the Teen Titans 01:14:28.464 --> 01:14:30.591 Teen Teen Titans The Titans, the Teen Titans 01:14:30.758 --> 01:14:32.885 Teen Teen Titans The Titans, the Teen Titans 01:14:33.052 --> 01:14:35.137 Boom with the smoke bombs and birdarangs 01:14:35.304 --> 01:14:37.139 Bow staff hittin' steady Doin' my thang 01:14:37.306 --> 01:14:39.475 Robin, Robin, the leader Robin, Robin, in charge 01:14:39.642 --> 01:14:40.726 Show 'em your baby hands! 01:14:40.893 --> 01:14:42.603 No Robin, Robin's are large 01:14:46.649 --> 01:14:48.651 Raven is here to drop it On you even harder 01:14:48.818 --> 01:14:50.820 There's no darker than me I'm as dark as can be 01:14:50.987 --> 01:14:53.447 Check it Azarath Metrion Zinthos 01:14:53.614 --> 01:14:55.658 Teleportin', magical powers We adios 01:14:57.702 --> 01:14:59.912 Teen Teen Titans The Titans, the Teen Titans 01:15:00.079 --> 01:15:02.289 Teen Teen Titans The Titans, the Teen Titans 01:15:02.456 --> 01:15:04.583 Teen Teen Titans The Titans, the Teen Titans 01:15:04.750 --> 01:15:07.461 Teen Teen Titans The Titans, the Teen Titans 01:15:15.302 --> 01:15:17.138 Teen Titans, go! 01:15:41.120 --> 01:15:44.081 That song was monumentally dope. 01:15:46.667 --> 01:15:49.837 Our song was so sick, it blew up Slade's robot. 01:15:50.004 --> 01:15:52.214 - Yeah! We are so tough. - Yeah! Wow! We did it! 01:15:52.381 --> 01:15:53.883 - Yes! - Whoo-hoo! 01:15:53.966 --> 01:15:55.342 I said WOW! 01:15:55.509 --> 01:15:57.261 What about the other superheroes? 01:15:57.428 --> 01:15:58.888 Oh, yeah. 01:16:00.097 --> 01:16:01.849 Challengers, we're free! 01:16:02.391 --> 01:16:03.809 Oh, drat! 01:16:08.230 --> 01:16:10.441 Whoa, you guys took down Slade. 01:16:10.608 --> 01:16:12.068 And saved the world. 01:16:12.234 --> 01:16:15.446 Hey, I guess you aren't such goofsters after all. 01:16:29.543 --> 01:16:32.838 Fellow heroes, I've learned something important today. 01:16:33.005 --> 01:16:36.175 You don't need to be super to be a superhero. 01:16:37.802 --> 01:16:40.346 You just need to be yourself. 01:16:53.943 --> 01:16:55.236 And expanding on that thought... 01:16:55.861 --> 01:16:57.571 We should never forget that-- 01:16:57.655 --> 01:16:59.824 Uh, dude? Why are you still talkin'? 01:16:59.990 --> 01:17:02.576 I'm simply trying to highlight the lesson we all learned. 01:17:02.743 --> 01:17:04.078 No one wants to hear that, man. 01:17:04.245 --> 01:17:06.872 Dude, the movie's wrapping up. People are trying out get out of here. 01:17:07.039 --> 01:17:08.958 But I need to say my important takeaway message 01:17:09.125 --> 01:17:10.709 - from this experience! - Credits! Credits! 01:17:10.876 --> 01:17:12.878 You know, something kids can talk to their parents about 01:17:12.962 --> 01:17:13.963 on the drive home. 01:17:14.130 --> 01:17:15.714 Credits! Credits! Credits! 01:17:15.881 --> 01:17:17.675 I am sorry, the friend Robin. 01:17:17.842 --> 01:17:21.387 But this is not that type of movie. To the credits! 01:17:21.554 --> 01:17:23.139 Wait! Wait, wait, wait! 01:17:23.305 --> 01:17:25.307 Kids, ask your parents where babies come from! 01:18:35.085 --> 01:18:36.795 ls it working? 01:18:36.962 --> 01:18:38.672 Almost got it. 01:18:39.673 --> 01:18:41.675 Hurry! There is not much time. 01:18:41.842 --> 01:18:44.220 They need to know we're still here. 01:18:44.386 --> 01:18:46.722 Booyah! We're transmitting. 01:18:46.889 --> 01:18:49.767 This is the Teen Titans. Can anyone hear us? 01:18:50.434 --> 01:18:52.686 We think we found a way back. 01:23:48.357 --> 01:23:51.652 Challengers, I believe we may have missed the motion picture. 01:23:55.989 --> 01:23:56.990 English - SDH 01:23:59.140 --> 01:24:19.140 جديدترين اخبار فيلم و سريال در کانال تلگرام و اینستاگرام سايت .:: @bollbolljan_com ::.