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<i>Come on, it's just a word.</i>

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<i>Say it, already.</i>

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Alright, you got this.

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I want your hot, throbbing...

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Ugh.

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Uh-uh. No. Gross.

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And painful.

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Who would ask for hot,
throbbing anything?

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Throbbing is what happens
to your finger

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when you slam it
in the car door.

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I want it now.

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Your hot, throbbing...

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Ok.

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Give it to me.

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And by "it", I mean I want
your hot, throbbing... nope!

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No!

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Not at all convincing!

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God, Luce, it's a word.

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It's a word,
just say it already.

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Alright.

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I want your hot, throbbing...

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For the love of god!

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Cock! Cock! Cock!

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Cock! Cock!

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Cock!

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Oh... um, my friend has this
farm and there's this rooster.

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Troublemaker.

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Alright.

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Well, that is a... sentence
that's just never gonna happen.

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<i>Wait, what's he doing
with his hand?</i>

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<i>That actually feels good.</i>

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<i>So that was an accident.</i>

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You're so... good to me.

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Hey.

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Hmm?

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Are we good?

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Yeah.

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You like that?

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Ok. Good.

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<i>Ok, sexy thoughts.</i>

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<i>A cabana on a hot,
tropical beach.</i>

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<i>I'm getting a massage,</i>

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<i>which suddenly turns into
spontaneous, unbridled sex.</i>

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<i>With Steve Carell.</i>

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<i>Only like in his newer movies,
with silver hair.</i>

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Yes!

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Yes!

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I'm coming!

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Yes!

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Wheat-free waffles!

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<i>Shit, did I just say
that out loud?</i>

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Huh?

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Sorry.

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Just a second.

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That was what I forgot
at the store.

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I couldn't remember all day.

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No, no, no, no.

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It's good.

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My mind is completely free.

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I'm ready now.

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Yeah... I don't think you are.

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We should get a ceiling fan.

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Hey, what're you doing?

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No-don't mess up my lists.

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Why?

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It's not like you ever finish
any of them.

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That is not true.

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Just because you're
angry, don't-

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Ok, look.

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Most women, during sex,
you know,

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they say things like...

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I don't-like, "yes, yes,
give it to me good".

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Who says that?

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People.

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People who you know?

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You honestly want me
to yell out,

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"Yes, yes, give it to me good"?

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Well, it would be better
than "wheat-free waffles".

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Why don't you just admit
that you're not into sex?

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I'm so not not into sex.

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You didn't even take off
your pyjamas!

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Yeah, well, they're comfortable!

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What're you doing?

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You gotta
be kidding me.

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I have work to do.

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I'm on a deadline.

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You work in the garage, alright?

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Testing video games!

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Don't judge me.

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Sorry, Mr. Bach.

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I need something with
a little more spirit.

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Great.

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Where is my cord?

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Oh my god, he's a regular.

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Don't stop!

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Oh my-oh my... that
is a lot of vagina.

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<i>Yes, yes, give it to me good!</i>

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Oh my god, did she really
just say that?

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Thank you, sweetie.

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I thought you were evolved.

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We met at a film festival,
for god's sake!

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What're you talking about?

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What I'm talking about is that.

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What is that?

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I don't know, a girl?

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No.

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I'm a girl.

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That is a vixen.

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Whatever.

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Excuse me?

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What, I'm not enough?

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Look, ok, yeah.

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I'm sorry you're upset,
but you kinda have this,

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like, irrational fear of
intimacy or anything

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that can't be put on a list.

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You are talking sensuality to me
as you are sitting there

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hacking heads off?

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Oh, is this funny to you?

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Really?

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Since when are you
a porn person?

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Well, I'm a guy,
so since always.

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Oh, see, that's bullshit.

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I just got killed
by crossfire again.

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How are you being so
nonchalant about this?

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In this day in age,

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when women are finally
standing up to men

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who use sex as a tool
of oppression, you're-

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Woah, woah,
woah, woah, woah!

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I'm not oppressing anyone, ok?

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They put it out there,
guys pay for it, and girls,

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everyone's happy.

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Have... have you ever watched
a porn film?

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I think I just saw plenty,

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and I hardly think
that the word film applies,

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not when it degrades
the entire female species.

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Yeah, see, I don't think so.

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I think it's just a business.

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Oh.

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Oh, ok. I see.

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So it's just a collection of
highly-skilled workers

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providing a service.

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Yeah, exactly.

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And the best are banking
millions and the rest are

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compensated really well
for their... artistry.

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Artistry?

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Yeah.

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Mmmhmm. Yeah. Yes.

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It's uh, it's kinda like you
with your violin.

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Right?

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Is it so hard for you
to understand that,

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you know, this is how some
people express themselves?

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What I can't believe is that
you are attempting

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to draw a parallel
between what I do and this.

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That's because
you're pornophobic.

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That's not even a word.

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You know, how uptight you are,

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it's kinda like your
whole life problem.

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No, even words are
too much for you.

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We're done.

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Wait, no, we're not done.

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Lucy.

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Come here.

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Ow, Jesus. Come on.

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Ugh.

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Lucy, come back.

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Hey! Wait!

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Just try saying something racy.

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Like what?

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Like, I don't know,
like... use

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"hot, throbbing cock"
convincingly in a sentence.

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Why would anyone do that?

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And by the way, since when
do we spy on each other?

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I mean, spying?

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That's not cool.

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I wasn't spying!

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And I don't know
who you are anymore.

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Yeah, well I don't know
you worse!

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Well, I'm not gonna compete
with all of that.

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So... so you need to decide.

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It's me or the porn!

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Really?

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That's what you consider
an essential item?

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He's autographed.

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Come on, bud.

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Don't-don't crease
and don't break.

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Alright, it's just
you and me now.

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I hope you get that stick
out of your ass!

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Why?

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So you can use it
on yourself?!

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Hi, Mr. Glassell.

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Good morning.

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It was.

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<i>Where are you?</i>

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<i>You're late.</i>

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<i>You're never late.</i>

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<i>I'm worried.</i>

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<i>Should I be worried?</i>

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I'm coming.

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Sorry.

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Ok, so sorry.

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Where have you been?

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The bride's about
to start trotting up.

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Sorry.

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A bride on a horse.

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What could go wrong?

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Play.

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Hello there, Mr. Best Man.

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Oh, no, that's actually
my friend Grant.

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I think he's just a groomsman.

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Matrimony.

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The commemoration of
an unshakable bond.

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Oh, dear me.

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Oh my-oh my god.

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Yeah, no, this wedding
is awesome.

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That could not
have been the plan.

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Oh gosh.

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<i>Is that horse poo?</i>

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<i>God, it smells.</i>

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Pretend it's not there.

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Oh, she's gonna remember
this day, isn't she?

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You wanted the horse, ok?

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Well, if she cancels she still
has to pay us, right?

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Yes, especially because it was
Grant who referred us

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for the job.

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I just-I'm sorry, I can't get
over how he is so good-looking

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and you never told me about him.

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You don't date actual adults.

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Kale?

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He's an adult.

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He picks you up on a skateboard.

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It's ok, everyone.

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I'm ok.

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Why are you giving my dude
such a hard

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time when this one over here,

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she's sleeping on Captain
America sheets.

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Lucy, are you alright?

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Are you crying?

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I was just kidding.

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Yeah, it was just a joke
about the sheets.

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Jeff left me.

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He moved out.

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<i>Are you ok?</i>

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I'm so sorry, Luce,
that's terrible.

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Ok, now.

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Where were we?

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We're going to get married now.

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Yeah.

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I don't know,
it's all such a blur.

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Actually, no.

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It started while
we were having sex, and-

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Ok.

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Is that why you guys fought?

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I remembered an item
off of my grocery list, so-

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Oh, honey.

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How do you expect to survive
marriage week after week,

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year after year?

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Sex with the same person in
the same order for 27 years.

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Well, until you find yourself
one day dressing up for the guy

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who sprays for bugs.

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Well, how do you expect
to survive all that

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if you can't focus now?

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I might have focus issues
but he is into porn, alright?

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It's disgusting!

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It was all over his computer,
he is totally-

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A man?

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All men look at dirty pictures,
married or not.

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It's-it's how they maintain
their vigour.

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Right, Paul?

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Well, it's-

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When men start declining
sexually by the age of 18.

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Once they hit 30
it's a ski slope.

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I beg your pardon.

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Except for Paul.

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Who is, I'm sure,
a sexual wonder.

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Didn't your girlfriend leave
you for a woman, though?

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Ok, easy.

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Wait, does this mean
you have porn?

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Hmm?

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And go to strip clubs?

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No, I do not go
to strip clubs.

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Ever?

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I have, but it's not like I do.

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Do you use the internet?

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Define "use".

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What about prostitutes?

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No, not the ones
who do it for crack.

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I mean like the ones you go
to that thing in Vegas

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that I've seen on HBO.

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Do you know what?
I'm out.

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I knew it.

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Hello.

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Ask me about sex.

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I'm right here.

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No.

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Your enthusiasm is really
un-relatable.

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Oh, come on.

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I got this whole library
of cliterature.

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You can just-

00:15:21.004 --> 00:15:22.204
What?

00:15:22.237 --> 00:15:25.004
Books you diddle to, babe.

00:15:25.037 --> 00:15:25.905
Please, girl.

00:15:25.937 --> 00:15:28.137
Tell me that you masturbate,
at least.

00:15:29.171 --> 00:15:30.171
No.

00:15:30.204 --> 00:15:32.004
This is not about me, alright?

00:15:32.037 --> 00:15:33.470
This is about my
boyfriend leaving

00:15:33.504 --> 00:15:36.638
because I think being a pervert
is really inappropriate.

00:15:36.671 --> 00:15:43.037
I also have blindfolds,
handcuffs, vibrators...

00:15:45.104 --> 00:15:46.204
Priscilla has them, too!

00:15:46.237 --> 00:15:48.271
Oh, the buzz buzz,
not the rest of it.

00:15:48.303 --> 00:15:49.204
You do?

00:15:49.237 --> 00:15:50.204
It's called a personal massager.

00:15:50.237 --> 00:15:51.538
I got it at Brookestone.

00:15:51.571 --> 00:15:53.370
Really?

00:15:53.403 --> 00:15:54.370
Oh.

00:15:54.403 --> 00:15:58.171
Well... but you have Stanley.

00:15:58.204 --> 00:16:00.471
Vibrators are necessary,
my dear.

00:16:00.504 --> 00:16:02.403
Because life is short

00:16:02.437 --> 00:16:05.671
and explaining things
to men is long.

00:16:26.471 --> 00:16:28.604
<i>Sex to do list.</i>

00:16:28.638 --> 00:16:32.104
<i>Number one.
Watch 25 porn films.</i>

00:16:32.137 --> 00:16:35.438
<i>Number two.
Go to a sex store.</i>

00:16:35.471 --> 00:16:38.303
<i>Number three.
Read cliterature.</i>

00:16:38.336 --> 00:16:40.538
<i>Number four.
Visit strip club.</i>

00:16:40.571 --> 00:16:42.137
<i>Number five.
Sex toy party.</i>

00:16:42.171 --> 00:16:43.704
<i>Number six.
Sex seminar.</i>

00:16:43.738 --> 00:16:45.237
<i>Number seven.
Test vibrators.</i>

00:16:45.271 --> 00:16:47.471
<i>Number eight. Internet porn,
view some.</i>

00:16:47.504 --> 00:16:49.638
<i>Number nine.
Consult a sex expert.</i>

00:16:49.671 --> 00:16:51.438
<i>Number 10.
Brothel, visit.</i>

00:16:51.471 --> 00:16:54.004
<i>Number 11.
Meet a porn star.</i>

00:16:54.037 --> 00:16:55.237
<i>Number 12...</i>

00:16:55.271 --> 00:16:59.137
<i>Use "hot, throbbing cock"
convincingly in a sentence.</i>

00:16:59.171 --> 00:17:00.504
There.

00:17:00.538 --> 00:17:05.070
And I can even check
the last one off right now.

00:17:11.336 --> 00:17:13.638
For the love of god, cock!

00:17:13.671 --> 00:17:16.137
<i>Cock! Cock! Cock!</i>

00:17:16.171 --> 00:17:17.571
<i>Cock! Cock.</i>

00:17:17.604 --> 00:17:19.171
I want your cock!

00:17:20.571 --> 00:17:22.070
Well done.

00:17:23.137 --> 00:17:24.237
Cock.

00:17:41.438 --> 00:17:42.937
God!

00:17:45.671 --> 00:17:46.471
Hey!

00:17:46.504 --> 00:17:48.004
Woah!

00:17:48.037 --> 00:17:50.738
Oh, Grant, you gotta go
check out the ballroom, man.

00:17:50.771 --> 00:17:52.471
The bridal party's twerkin'.

00:17:54.137 --> 00:17:54.571
Woah.

00:17:54.604 --> 00:17:55.204
You're kidding.

00:17:55.237 --> 00:17:56.438
Ah, ah!

00:17:58.771 --> 00:18:00.137
<i>Ugh!</i>

00:18:01.638 --> 00:18:03.336
<i>Oh my god,
are you serious?</i>

00:18:04.303 --> 00:18:05.271
Hello?

00:18:05.303 --> 00:18:07.137
<i>I can't believe you
would do this to me.</i>

00:18:07.171 --> 00:18:07.738
<i>What, Jeff?</i>

00:18:07.771 --> 00:18:09.538
<i>I'm not enough for you?</i>

00:18:09.571 --> 00:18:10.937
<i>Ugh!</i>

00:18:14.371 --> 00:18:15.704
Everything alright in there?

00:18:17.004 --> 00:18:18.538
<i>Coming in.</i>

00:18:26.704 --> 00:18:27.404
You alright, love?

00:18:27.438 --> 00:18:29.137
You want me to get the doctor?

00:18:30.204 --> 00:18:30.970
What?

00:18:31.004 --> 00:18:32.037
Why-no.

00:18:32.070 --> 00:18:33.037
What, because
I'm on the floor?

00:18:33.070 --> 00:18:33.970
No.

00:18:34.004 --> 00:18:34.970
No.

00:18:35.004 --> 00:18:36.004
No, no, no.

00:18:36.037 --> 00:18:37.037
I'm just medicating.

00:18:37.070 --> 00:18:38.004
Tating.

00:18:38.037 --> 00:18:40.404
Meditating.

00:18:40.438 --> 00:18:42.638
I just heard crying
or yelling.

00:18:42.671 --> 00:18:43.638
Chanting.

00:18:43.671 --> 00:18:44.404
Chanting?

00:18:44.438 --> 00:18:45.337
Yeah.

00:18:45.371 --> 00:18:47.371
Yeah?

00:18:47.404 --> 00:18:49.004
Just coming to check to make
sure everything's fine?

00:18:49.037 --> 00:18:50.271
Yeah.

00:18:50.304 --> 00:18:53.104
No, I always do like a little
chant for the gride and broom.

00:18:53.137 --> 00:18:56.004
Before the first dance.

00:18:56.037 --> 00:18:58.970
How do you mean?

00:18:59.004 --> 00:19:02.070
Oh, you know,
like a chant.

00:19:02.104 --> 00:19:04.371
Yeah, no, I don't.

00:19:04.404 --> 00:19:06.037
Yeah, just sort of...

00:19:06.871 --> 00:19:15.671
Close my eyes and go

00:19:15.704 --> 00:19:20.671
Chanting...

00:19:20.704 --> 00:19:22.538
Which obviously
means something.

00:19:22.571 --> 00:19:23.337
Unity.

00:19:23.371 --> 00:19:24.304
Yeah.

00:19:24.337 --> 00:19:29.104
Yeah. It means unity
in that they're now one.

00:19:29.137 --> 00:19:31.272
And yet they're two.

00:19:31.304 --> 00:19:34.970
So, really it's about being
strong enough

00:19:35.004 --> 00:19:39.337
to make one one
out of two ones.

00:19:39.371 --> 00:19:41.538
And yet still be two.

00:19:41.571 --> 00:19:42.371
Yeah.

00:19:42.404 --> 00:19:44.204
Makes sense.

00:19:44.237 --> 00:19:46.237
Totally get it.

00:19:46.272 --> 00:19:47.137
You do?

00:19:47.171 --> 00:19:48.404
Yeah.

00:19:48.438 --> 00:19:51.638
It's... like a building.

00:19:51.671 --> 00:19:53.504
It's only as strong
as its weakest pillar.

00:19:53.538 --> 00:19:55.471
Yeah, but is that true?

00:19:55.504 --> 00:19:58.070
Because it seems to me that
if you have enough pillars,

00:19:58.104 --> 00:20:00.004
like say you're the Acropolis,

00:20:00.037 --> 00:20:03.571
I think you could get away
with one crappy pillar.

00:20:03.604 --> 00:20:04.671
Sure.

00:20:04.704 --> 00:20:10.272
Except for earthquakes,
hurricanes, strong winds...

00:20:10.304 --> 00:20:11.104
Aliens.

00:20:11.137 --> 00:20:13.004
Well, we can't do much
about that.

00:20:13.037 --> 00:20:15.004
But you make a good point.

00:20:15.037 --> 00:20:17.204
One in which I happen
to believe in.

00:20:18.272 --> 00:20:20.704
Uh... what-what point
is that?

00:20:20.738 --> 00:20:23.970
Well, you can't be useful
in a two

00:20:24.004 --> 00:20:26.970
until you figure yourself
out as a one.

00:20:28.504 --> 00:20:29.504
Hmm.

00:20:30.738 --> 00:20:32.004
Cocktail?

00:20:32.037 --> 00:20:33.638
Oh, I'm fine, thanks.

00:20:33.671 --> 00:20:34.970
Well, here's to me.

00:20:35.004 --> 00:20:36.371
That was brilliant.

00:20:36.404 --> 00:20:37.272
But you're right.

00:20:37.304 --> 00:20:38.638
No time for cocktails.

00:20:38.671 --> 00:20:46.304
The two ones must waltz
so this one one must play.

00:20:46.337 --> 00:20:47.438
Ok.

00:20:51.738 --> 00:20:52.970
Alrighty.

00:20:53.004 --> 00:20:54.238
Hey.

00:20:54.272 --> 00:20:56.337
Don't you need this?

00:20:57.771 --> 00:21:00.404
Or you chant the waltz, too?

00:21:00.438 --> 00:21:02.238
Sometimes.

00:21:16.471 --> 00:21:18.004
I'm not pornophobic.

00:21:22.272 --> 00:21:23.738
<i>All men look at dirty pictures.</i>

00:21:23.771 --> 00:21:26.970
Oh, Jeff.

00:21:27.004 --> 00:21:29.337
Yes, yes, give it to me good.

00:21:29.371 --> 00:21:31.638
<i>You're pornophobic.</i>

00:21:31.671 --> 00:21:35.272
<i>I cannot drink her blood,
she's pornophobic.</i>

00:21:35.304 --> 00:21:36.504
<i>Am I not enough?</i>

00:21:36.538 --> 00:21:39.304
<i>Looks like she's suffering
from stage four pornophobia.</i>

00:21:39.337 --> 00:21:41.638
Say something racy.

00:21:41.671 --> 00:21:43.138
<i>It's a word.</i>

00:21:43.172 --> 00:21:44.504
Just say it already.

00:21:44.538 --> 00:21:45.738
Pornophobic.

00:21:45.771 --> 00:21:46.738
<i>Jeff left me.</i>

00:21:46.771 --> 00:21:48.471
<i>Pornophobic.</i>

00:21:48.504 --> 00:21:51.671
<i>Today we gather here
to remember Lucy Neal,</i>

00:21:51.704 --> 00:21:55.970
<i>who died alone from pornophobia.</i>

00:21:56.004 --> 00:21:59.371
<i>She died in the house she
inherited from her grandmother</i>

00:21:59.404 --> 00:22:03.571
<i>that she was only able to
fill with unfinished lists,</i>

00:22:03.604 --> 00:22:04.671
<i>not love.</i>

00:22:04.704 --> 00:22:06.604
You're pornophobic!

00:22:25.538 --> 00:22:26.538
Ok.

00:22:32.771 --> 00:22:35.105
<i>Sexpressions of Lust?</i>

00:22:35.138 --> 00:22:36.538
<i>Please.</i>

00:22:42.272 --> 00:22:45.205
<i>Madame Mischief's
Boudoir Secrets.</i>

00:22:45.238 --> 00:22:47.272
<i>Maybe it's a historical fiction?</i>

00:22:47.304 --> 00:22:49.471
<i>And who doesn't like secrets?</i>

00:22:50.138 --> 00:22:52.638
<i>Better get one more for back-up.</i>

00:22:53.771 --> 00:22:56.304
Bad Sally.

00:22:56.337 --> 00:22:58.205
That can't be right.

00:23:32.004 --> 00:23:33.304
Oh god.

00:23:50.704 --> 00:23:52.471
Faylene springs from the house

00:23:52.504 --> 00:23:55.138
as Michele passionately
gives chase.

00:23:55.172 --> 00:23:57.304
<i>Running for her life, Michele
grabs Faylene's wrist</i>

00:23:57.337 --> 00:24:02.571
<i>and twirls her until he backs
her into an erect pillar.</i>

00:24:02.604 --> 00:24:04.504
<i>He could almost taste
her ruby lips</i>

00:24:04.538 --> 00:24:09.538
<i>but Faylene thrusts her knee
into Michele, spins him around.</i>

00:24:09.571 --> 00:24:10.571
<i>Seizing the moment,</i>

00:24:10.604 --> 00:24:12.205
<i>Faylene pulls out a hidden
pistol sheathed</i>

00:24:12.238 --> 00:24:15.438
<i>on her thigh and pulls it
up to his chin.</i>

00:24:17.471 --> 00:24:19.105
<i>And then stops.</i>

00:24:26.438 --> 00:24:28.538
<i>Michele takes one strong finger</i>

00:24:28.571 --> 00:24:30.504
<i>and slowly drags
the pistol downwards.</i>

00:24:30.538 --> 00:24:32.471
<i>Faylene watches in wonder
as the cold steel surrenders</i>

00:24:32.504 --> 00:24:34.937
<i>to its final destination.</i>

00:24:35.404 --> 00:24:36.937
<i>Michele's manhood.</i>

00:24:38.005 --> 00:24:42.172
<i>Michele walks his finger across
the barrel and cocks the gun.</i>

00:24:42.205 --> 00:24:45.538
<i>Faylene knows what she wants
and she decides to take it.</i>

00:24:59.205 --> 00:25:00.971
Whew.

00:25:13.138 --> 00:25:14.504
<i>Salt shaker is done.</i>

00:25:14.538 --> 00:25:16.504
<i>I can check that off my list.</i>

00:25:27.438 --> 00:25:29.438
Hello.

00:25:29.471 --> 00:25:33.571
We have chocolate,
mimosas, tissues, sympathy.

00:25:33.604 --> 00:25:35.138
Wait, why do you look
so good?

00:25:35.172 --> 00:25:36.404
Where did you get
those jeans?

00:25:36.438 --> 00:25:37.038
No reason.

00:25:37.071 --> 00:25:37.704
Nowhere.

00:25:37.738 --> 00:25:39.604
And pity's not why I called.

00:25:39.638 --> 00:25:41.371
I told you we need
When Harry Met Sally.

00:25:41.404 --> 00:25:42.238
Mmmhmm.

00:25:42.272 --> 00:25:43.471
You do chocolates,
I'm on cocktails.

00:25:43.504 --> 00:25:44.538
No, really.

00:25:44.571 --> 00:25:46.038
I'm fine.

00:25:46.071 --> 00:25:47.005
I am.

00:25:47.038 --> 00:25:48.538
For, I have renewed life purpose
in the form

00:25:48.571 --> 00:25:51.272
of a research project
with which I need your help.

00:25:52.304 --> 00:25:53.172
She said research.

00:25:53.205 --> 00:25:54.538
She called me for research.

00:25:54.571 --> 00:25:55.337
You're losing it.

00:25:57.371 --> 00:26:00.538
We're doing number two and the
train is leaving in one minute.

00:26:03.038 --> 00:26:06.138
Guys, do you think
I'm gonna need this?

00:26:07.504 --> 00:26:09.105
Best break-up ever.

00:26:09.138 --> 00:26:10.638
Oh god.

00:26:20.337 --> 00:26:24.638
This is your Nissan Leaf,
this is your Mercedes C Class,

00:26:24.671 --> 00:26:30.704
and this is the Maserati
of vibrators.

00:26:30.738 --> 00:26:35.538
A serious piece of equipment for
only the most experienced user.

00:26:36.038 --> 00:26:37.105
Oh.

00:26:37.138 --> 00:26:38.971
Sold.

00:26:39.971 --> 00:26:43.371
<i>Using it could desensitize
you to men forever.</i>

00:26:43.671 --> 00:26:45.138
<i>I'll take one.</i>

00:26:52.671 --> 00:26:53.538
<i>Hey, Luce!</i>

00:26:53.571 --> 00:26:55.604
<i>I found something for ya.</i>

00:26:56.337 --> 00:26:58.438
He doesn't say
irritating things,

00:26:58.471 --> 00:27:02.138
he's a feminist, doesn't watch
football, or fart.

00:27:02.172 --> 00:27:04.438
Well, none of them do at first.

00:27:13.238 --> 00:27:17.138
Can I help you
with that cock ring?

00:27:17.172 --> 00:27:18.138
No.

00:27:18.172 --> 00:27:19.138
No, I got this.

00:27:19.172 --> 00:27:20.671
I was just checking...

00:27:21.571 --> 00:27:22.971
Sure.

00:27:29.638 --> 00:27:31.371
<i>Everything alright over there?</i>

00:27:31.839 --> 00:27:36.371
Sorry, just um...
looking for...

00:27:38.138 --> 00:27:39.604
for a Mother's Day gift.

00:27:39.638 --> 00:27:40.738
Oh.

00:27:40.772 --> 00:27:42.638
You know, I was wondering
what a nice girl like you

00:27:42.671 --> 00:27:44.438
was doing in a place
like this.

00:27:44.471 --> 00:27:47.071
I could ask you
the same thing.

00:27:47.105 --> 00:27:48.538
Go ahead.

00:27:50.772 --> 00:27:54.671
What's a nice girl like you
doing in a place like this?

00:27:55.337 --> 00:27:56.272
Oh...

00:27:59.371 --> 00:28:00.304
Oh!

00:28:00.337 --> 00:28:01.238
Busy day you got there.

00:28:01.272 --> 00:28:02.071
Oh-

00:28:02.105 --> 00:28:03.105
Uh, it's amazing
you have the time

00:28:03.138 --> 00:28:07.604
with all the violin playing
and the chanting.

00:28:07.638 --> 00:28:09.038
Of course you remember me.

00:28:09.071 --> 00:28:11.038
It's not every day I run
into a beautiful girl

00:28:11.071 --> 00:28:14.304
with such a propensity
for crouching.

00:28:15.205 --> 00:28:18.438
<i>Did he actually just use
the word "propensity"?</i>

00:28:21.005 --> 00:28:22.371
Oh hey.

00:28:23.172 --> 00:28:24.638
Adopted this puppy.

00:28:25.538 --> 00:28:27.337
And breakfast is ready.

00:28:28.504 --> 00:28:30.404
And the dishes are done.

00:28:31.739 --> 00:28:34.238
Hey, you're the best man
from the wedding

00:28:34.272 --> 00:28:35.571
with the pooping horse?

00:28:35.604 --> 00:28:38.138
Oh, yeah, I was just
a groomsman.

00:28:38.172 --> 00:28:40.105
Oh, well, I'm Nessa.

00:28:40.138 --> 00:28:41.571
I was a part of the quartet.

00:28:41.604 --> 00:28:43.404
Oh, yeah. You guys
were great.

00:28:43.438 --> 00:28:45.071
Thank you.

00:28:45.105 --> 00:28:46.705
I play the cello.

00:28:46.739 --> 00:28:47.739
Um, yeah.

00:28:47.772 --> 00:28:50.238
It's, you know, the big one
between your legs?

00:28:50.272 --> 00:28:53.138
Lucy over here,
she plays the violin.

00:28:53.172 --> 00:28:55.371
So it's Lucy, is it?

00:28:55.404 --> 00:28:57.571
So fancy meeting you here.

00:28:57.604 --> 00:29:00.071
What're you doing?

00:29:00.105 --> 00:29:02.205
Oh yeah, um, good question.

00:29:02.238 --> 00:29:03.971
I'm looking for a Mother's
Day gift.

00:29:04.005 --> 00:29:06.005
Oh, really?

00:29:06.038 --> 00:29:07.304
Me too.

00:29:07.337 --> 00:29:11.071
I mean, I would never be here
for myself.

00:29:12.272 --> 00:29:13.705
Or would I?

00:29:13.739 --> 00:29:14.971
Nessa.

00:29:15.005 --> 00:29:18.005
Uh, I'm actually
an architect.

00:29:18.038 --> 00:29:19.272
Paul Goodwin works at my firm.

00:29:19.304 --> 00:29:20.504
Right.

00:29:20.538 --> 00:29:24.371
Yeah, I vaguely remember him
mentioning something like that.

00:29:24.404 --> 00:29:26.272
I'm ah, working on
a job upstairs

00:29:26.304 --> 00:29:27.571
to reconfigure
the office space.

00:29:27.604 --> 00:29:28.806
Oh.

00:29:28.839 --> 00:29:30.571
Not nearly as interesting as
what's going on on that list.

00:29:30.604 --> 00:29:31.404
Oh, no.

00:29:31.438 --> 00:29:35.304
This is purely a
research project.

00:29:35.337 --> 00:29:36.172
Yeah, honestly
I can't help it.

00:29:36.205 --> 00:29:41.172
I went to Harvard
so I'm research-y.

00:29:41.205 --> 00:29:42.205
Actually, that's where
I met Paul.

00:29:42.238 --> 00:29:43.337
Really?

00:29:43.371 --> 00:29:46.272
You're using the H-bomb
on the best man?

00:29:46.304 --> 00:29:47.071
I just can't.

00:29:47.105 --> 00:29:48.071
I'm gonna go talk
to Priscilla.

00:29:48.105 --> 00:29:50.272
And wha the hell is up
with your lips, girl?

00:29:53.538 --> 00:29:55.371
I'm Grant.

00:29:55.404 --> 00:29:56.971
Who works here?

00:29:57.471 --> 00:29:59.172
Did I hear you say you
work here?

00:30:00.571 --> 00:30:02.571
Why, yes he does.

00:30:04.238 --> 00:30:06.304
So does she.

00:30:06.337 --> 00:30:08.705
I just wanna find out
if this works.

00:30:09.138 --> 00:30:13.272
Actually, sir, I am very
familiar with this product.

00:30:13.304 --> 00:30:15.205
It's one of my favourites.

00:30:15.238 --> 00:30:18.105
In fact, I've got it on
right now.

00:30:18.471 --> 00:30:20.238
What do you mean,
you're wearing it now?

00:30:20.272 --> 00:30:21.672
On what?

00:30:21.705 --> 00:30:23.337
On my lips.

00:30:23.371 --> 00:30:24.571
You put it on your lips?

00:30:24.605 --> 00:30:29.438
Uh, Luce, I don't think you put
erection cream on your lips.

00:30:30.138 --> 00:30:31.304
Oh my god.

00:30:33.005 --> 00:30:34.138
Oh.

00:30:34.672 --> 00:30:36.205
Excuse me?

00:30:36.238 --> 00:30:38.404
Do these come in extra large?

00:30:43.038 --> 00:30:46.038
Got you some ice
from the cafe.

00:30:46.071 --> 00:30:47.371
Thanks.

00:30:49.304 --> 00:30:55.172
Yeah, I thought your lips
looked a little...

00:30:55.205 --> 00:30:57.272
You got a chant for
this sort of thing?

00:30:58.438 --> 00:30:59.639
Woah.

00:31:02.772 --> 00:31:04.371
Can I have your number?

00:31:05.172 --> 00:31:06.272
You want my number?

00:31:06.304 --> 00:31:07.605
Yeah.

00:31:09.471 --> 00:31:10.705
Wait, really?

00:31:10.739 --> 00:31:13.272
I have a gig you might
be interested in playing.

00:31:14.071 --> 00:31:15.471
That's awesome.

00:31:16.138 --> 00:31:19.105
I'll um, I'll wait out here.

00:31:23.672 --> 00:31:24.705
Bye.

00:31:43.304 --> 00:31:46.304
So his dad co-chairs this annual
insurance commissioner's dinner

00:31:46.337 --> 00:31:48.238
and he wants you and me
to walk around

00:31:48.272 --> 00:31:50.172
and do the wandering
minstrel thing.

00:31:50.205 --> 00:31:51.572
First the wedding
and now this?

00:31:51.605 --> 00:31:53.071
Is he your new booking agent?

00:31:53.105 --> 00:31:55.038
Excuse me, why not all of us?

00:31:55.071 --> 00:31:58.038
Uh, I don't know, but you did
make it a point to tell him

00:31:58.071 --> 00:31:59.739
that your legs are pretty
occupied while you play.

00:32:00.672 --> 00:32:01.572
Will he be there?

00:32:01.605 --> 00:32:03.005
<i>He didn't say.</i>

00:32:03.038 --> 00:32:06.071
So, with the exception
of the H-bomb incident,

00:32:06.105 --> 00:32:08.071
and putting erection cream
on your lips,

00:32:08.105 --> 00:32:09.639
I'd say this was
very successful.

00:32:09.672 --> 00:32:12.205
You had a nice conversation
with a handsome man,

00:32:12.238 --> 00:32:16.739
we got a gig out of nowhere,
and you got Burt.

00:33:08.205 --> 00:33:09.505
Hmm.

00:33:16.138 --> 00:33:18.639
You know, after one week of
being broken up with Jeff

00:33:18.672 --> 00:33:24.005
after four years of dating and I
cannot believe how great I feel.

00:33:24.038 --> 00:33:27.304
Well, what I can't believe is
that we're actually doing this.

00:33:27.337 --> 00:33:30.304
Alright, Jersey, how we doin'?

00:33:30.337 --> 00:33:32.439
All six of you.

00:33:32.472 --> 00:33:33.605
Alright, first thing's first.

00:33:33.639 --> 00:33:34.572
I'm gonna go grab us
some drinks.

00:33:34.605 --> 00:33:38.005
Alright, now for the sexiest
identical twins

00:33:38.038 --> 00:33:40.138
with the hottest dance moves.

00:33:40.172 --> 00:33:43.172
Everybody give it up
for Cherry and

00:33:43.205 --> 00:33:45.971
♪ ...Dallas. ♪

00:33:46.272 --> 00:33:47.238
Dallas!

00:33:51.472 --> 00:33:53.605
<i>Hey Wes, can I trouble you
for two beers, mate?</i>

00:33:53.639 --> 00:33:54.639
<i>Pretend like you don't
know me.</i>

00:33:54.672 --> 00:33:56.071
Brilliant.

00:33:57.138 --> 00:33:58.405
Did he say Cherry and Dallas?

00:33:58.439 --> 00:34:01.005
You know, this is not
what I expected.

00:34:01.038 --> 00:34:01.439
Shh.

00:34:01.472 --> 00:34:02.337
Why?

00:34:02.371 --> 00:34:03.639
Are you afraid I'm gonna
wake them up?

00:34:03.672 --> 00:34:04.672
Oh, come on.

00:34:04.705 --> 00:34:06.672
They're performers and
you're talking over them.

00:34:06.705 --> 00:34:07.971
Don't be rude.

00:34:08.005 --> 00:34:09.038
It's disrespectful.

00:34:09.071 --> 00:34:09.639
I'm just saying.

00:34:09.672 --> 00:34:10.337
Hi, Cynthia.

00:34:10.371 --> 00:34:11.472
Loving the hair.

00:34:11.505 --> 00:34:12.572
How are you doing tonight?

00:34:12.605 --> 00:34:13.304
Hi.

00:34:13.337 --> 00:34:14.038
Thank you.

00:34:14.071 --> 00:34:15.238
Oh, it's a little cold
in here.

00:34:15.272 --> 00:34:15.938
Can I-

00:34:15.971 --> 00:34:16.639
Actually, we're totally fine.

00:34:16.672 --> 00:34:18.005
Why don't you keep the change?

00:34:18.038 --> 00:34:18.705
You know what?

00:34:18.739 --> 00:34:19.705
Throw that in for good measure.

00:34:19.739 --> 00:34:21.172
Don't embarrass me.

00:34:21.205 --> 00:34:23.304
Embarrassment's the least
of your problems.

00:34:23.337 --> 00:34:25.005
Ok, I need to level with you.

00:34:25.038 --> 00:34:26.272
It's not cold in here.

00:34:26.304 --> 00:34:27.337
It's optimal.

00:34:27.372 --> 00:34:29.071
Get with the program.

00:34:30.672 --> 00:34:32.038
Where are you going?

00:34:32.304 --> 00:34:33.539
Getting with the program.

00:34:33.572 --> 00:34:34.572
Don't do that!

00:34:34.605 --> 00:34:36.238
Lucy, come back, please.

00:34:37.172 --> 00:34:38.105
Hi.

00:34:38.138 --> 00:34:39.539
Your wife didn't send me here
to spy on you,

00:34:39.572 --> 00:34:40.739
I promise.

00:34:40.772 --> 00:34:42.071
Don't worry.

00:34:49.005 --> 00:34:52.938
<i>I wonder how these girls stay
in such good shape.</i>

00:34:54.038 --> 00:34:55.005
Quick question for you.

00:34:55.038 --> 00:34:59.372
Do you do pilates or...
oh, wow.

00:35:01.572 --> 00:35:04.172
Oh, nice, Luce.

00:35:04.205 --> 00:35:05.938
Thank you so much.

00:35:16.705 --> 00:35:18.005
<i>Wait a second.</i>

00:35:20.005 --> 00:35:22.639
<i>She is totally thinking
about her shopping list.</i>

00:35:22.672 --> 00:35:24.038
Ha!

00:35:26.772 --> 00:35:28.172
Woo!

00:35:57.138 --> 00:35:58.105
Oh.

00:36:00.672 --> 00:36:01.639
Ok.

00:36:10.639 --> 00:36:13.273
I'm just gonna
see what-

00:36:13.305 --> 00:36:14.205
She's trying to take my money!

00:36:14.238 --> 00:36:16.205
No, I can't make change?

00:36:17.071 --> 00:36:18.138
No, you did not.

00:36:18.172 --> 00:36:19.472
What were you thinking?

00:36:19.505 --> 00:36:21.705
As pleasing as her
vagina thrusts were,

00:36:21.739 --> 00:36:23.971
it just-it was not
a $20 kind of happy.

00:36:24.005 --> 00:36:26.338
Welcome to the Pleasure
Palace Party.

00:36:26.372 --> 00:36:29.105
We got the dildos,
we got the vibrators,

00:36:29.138 --> 00:36:32.472
so look around,
don't be shy.

00:36:32.505 --> 00:36:35.038
If you wanna get to the top
of the mountain

00:36:35.071 --> 00:36:36.672
you gotta go equipped.

00:36:36.705 --> 00:36:38.005
Oh.

00:36:39.005 --> 00:36:42.273
I did learn one very important
thing at the strip club.

00:36:42.305 --> 00:36:44.205
If naked enough it
doesn't matter

00:36:44.239 --> 00:36:45.672
if you can actually dance.

00:36:45.705 --> 00:36:47.971
Oh, I know what these are.

00:36:48.005 --> 00:36:49.639
People use these for meditating.

00:36:50.172 --> 00:36:52.672
No, those are Ben-Wa balls.

00:36:52.705 --> 00:36:54.305
50 Shades?

00:36:54.338 --> 00:36:55.305
Book two?

00:36:55.338 --> 00:36:56.971
Ben who?

00:36:57.505 --> 00:37:00.239
You take two of those,
you stick 'em up your lady,

00:37:00.273 --> 00:37:03.971
and just hold them for
a couple of hours, ok?

00:37:04.672 --> 00:37:06.172
Wait, what?

00:37:06.206 --> 00:37:06.872
Oh my god.

00:37:06.906 --> 00:37:08.672
Those are for Kegel exercises.

00:37:08.705 --> 00:37:10.971
You could do 'em in the car.

00:37:11.439 --> 00:37:13.639
Shit, I'm doing them right now.

00:37:13.672 --> 00:37:16.672
Experience intense natural
pleasure as each weighted ball

00:37:16.705 --> 00:37:18.472
rolls and moves with you
to give you

00:37:18.505 --> 00:37:22.206
a mind-blowing
internal massage.

00:37:22.239 --> 00:37:27.639
Now, you're gonna sculpt
a banana into a penis

00:37:27.672 --> 00:37:29.605
with your teeth.

00:37:33.105 --> 00:37:34.038
Catch that!

00:37:34.071 --> 00:37:36.138
Oh yeah, get that banana.

00:37:36.173 --> 00:37:39.138
<i>Well, I'll never look at a
banana the same way again.</i>

00:37:39.539 --> 00:37:41.138
<i>And neither will Paul.</i>

00:37:41.405 --> 00:37:42.672
<i>Sex toy party.</i>

00:37:42.705 --> 00:37:43.672
<i>Check.</i>

00:38:04.505 --> 00:38:05.672
Wait, why'd you stop?

00:38:05.705 --> 00:38:08.305
Uh, nothing.

00:38:08.338 --> 00:38:09.405
Nothing.

00:38:09.439 --> 00:38:12.672
I think I just... I really need
to go to the bathroom.

00:38:12.705 --> 00:38:13.572
Oh my, well go!

00:38:13.605 --> 00:38:15.439
It's right down there.

00:38:17.239 --> 00:38:20.672
I don't think I can
make it that far.

00:38:20.705 --> 00:38:21.639
Oh god.

00:38:21.672 --> 00:38:22.539
It's gonna come out.

00:38:22.572 --> 00:38:23.405
What is?

00:38:28.105 --> 00:38:29.038
Not a word.

00:38:29.305 --> 00:38:30.572
Not a word.

00:38:31.239 --> 00:38:33.038
Uh-uh.

00:38:34.105 --> 00:38:35.239
Ok.

00:38:35.273 --> 00:38:35.971
Oh.

00:38:36.005 --> 00:38:36.672
Oh!

00:38:36.705 --> 00:38:38.038
I don't think I can bend over.

00:38:38.071 --> 00:38:39.239
Because there's a second one?

00:38:39.273 --> 00:38:39.672
Three.

00:38:39.705 --> 00:38:40.639
Oh!

00:38:40.672 --> 00:38:41.405
There are three more.

00:38:41.439 --> 00:38:43.605
I bought two boxes.

00:38:44.239 --> 00:38:45.505
I see.

00:38:45.539 --> 00:38:46.505
For Kegels.

00:38:46.539 --> 00:38:48.038
Say no more.

00:38:50.639 --> 00:38:51.872
I need you to pick it up.

00:38:51.906 --> 00:38:54.038
You know, I didn't think there
were limits to our friendship.

00:38:54.071 --> 00:38:55.338
I realize it's just not true.

00:38:55.372 --> 00:38:56.605
Oh, this is not funny.

00:38:56.639 --> 00:38:57.472
It's not funny, ok?

00:38:57.505 --> 00:39:00.173
I only wore these
to a work function

00:39:00.206 --> 00:39:02.372
because I knew we would
be standing for three hours

00:39:02.405 --> 00:39:05.539
and, you know,
I wanted to tone.

00:39:07.639 --> 00:39:08.672
Stop!

00:39:08.705 --> 00:39:09.705
Stop, ok?

00:39:09.739 --> 00:39:11.705
If you make me laugh another
ball will pop out.

00:39:11.739 --> 00:39:13.439
Oh god, I'm so...

00:39:13.472 --> 00:39:14.572
I need help here. Please.

00:39:14.605 --> 00:39:16.139
Ok, ok. Let's go.

00:39:19.705 --> 00:39:20.439
What was that?

00:39:20.472 --> 00:39:21.639
I don't know.

00:39:21.672 --> 00:39:24.372
When I walk my legs just
sort of rub together

00:39:24.405 --> 00:39:25.672
and I'm already so, so-

00:39:25.705 --> 00:39:27.372
oh my god, I might-

00:39:27.405 --> 00:39:28.005
Hallelujah?

00:39:28.038 --> 00:39:28.739
Yeah.

00:39:28.772 --> 00:39:30.971
Ok, we're gonna
have to risk it.

00:39:31.005 --> 00:39:32.539
Lucy, if you do this
while holding my hand

00:39:32.572 --> 00:39:34.173
this friendship will
never be the same.

00:39:34.206 --> 00:39:36.005
Ladies, you look like
you're having a good night.

00:39:36.038 --> 00:39:37.539
Some of us more than others.

00:39:37.572 --> 00:39:38.539
Hi.

00:39:38.572 --> 00:39:39.572
What're you doing here?

00:39:39.605 --> 00:39:41.005
Oh, seeing my dad.

00:39:41.038 --> 00:39:43.206
He's on the board
with the trust.

00:39:43.605 --> 00:39:45.038
It's irrelevant.

00:39:45.072 --> 00:39:46.072
Now I'm seeing you.

00:39:46.106 --> 00:39:47.572
Have you met Priscilla?

00:39:47.605 --> 00:39:48.472
No, how are you?

00:39:48.505 --> 00:39:49.505
The leader of our quartet.

00:39:49.539 --> 00:39:52.505
My dear friend, who always
comes to my rescue.

00:39:52.539 --> 00:39:54.239
Oh, you need a lot of that?

00:39:54.273 --> 00:39:56.206
No, not at all,
but even still,

00:39:56.239 --> 00:39:58.639
she's just always waiting
for the other ball to drop.

00:39:58.672 --> 00:40:00.938
I mean shoe.

00:40:02.705 --> 00:40:04.206
Is it hot in here?

00:40:04.239 --> 00:40:05.173
Yeah, it is.

00:40:05.206 --> 00:40:06.372
Hmm.

00:40:06.405 --> 00:40:09.672
Um, I see someone that I...

00:40:09.705 --> 00:40:11.106
I don't see anyone.

00:40:11.139 --> 00:40:13.338
I'm just getting
out of the way.

00:40:16.039 --> 00:40:17.139
Are you tired?

00:40:17.173 --> 00:40:17.971
Am I tired?

00:40:18.005 --> 00:40:19.605
Yeah, you seem a bit
out of breath.

00:40:19.639 --> 00:40:20.605
Mmm-mmm.

00:40:20.639 --> 00:40:21.605
Mmm-mmm.

00:40:21.639 --> 00:40:24.639
No, I just sort of get
that way when I play.

00:40:24.672 --> 00:40:25.739
Oh, I get it.

00:40:25.772 --> 00:40:27.639
You're amazing.

00:40:29.305 --> 00:40:30.439
Sweet Jesus.

00:40:30.705 --> 00:40:32.072
Oh, what was that?

00:40:32.106 --> 00:40:32.605
Hmm?

00:40:32.639 --> 00:40:33.739
That.

00:40:33.772 --> 00:40:37.639
No, my back just gets that way
when I stand and play.

00:40:37.672 --> 00:40:38.938
Alright.

00:40:41.106 --> 00:40:42.206
Are you cold?

00:40:42.239 --> 00:40:42.971
Mmmhmm.

00:40:43.006 --> 00:40:43.605
Yeah.

00:40:43.639 --> 00:40:44.672
Oh, let's get you moving.

00:40:44.705 --> 00:40:45.472
Oh.

00:40:45.505 --> 00:40:46.572
Come on.

00:40:51.505 --> 00:40:53.039
Ah.

00:40:53.472 --> 00:40:54.505
You ok?

00:40:54.539 --> 00:40:55.572
Yeah.

00:40:55.605 --> 00:40:57.106
Yeah.

00:40:57.139 --> 00:40:58.672
Just warming up a little.

00:41:00.705 --> 00:41:02.372
If I didn't know better,

00:41:02.405 --> 00:41:03.739
your lips look beautifully
deflated this evening.

00:41:08.206 --> 00:41:10.539
Women don't usually
find me funny.

00:41:11.039 --> 00:41:13.273
It's my pleasure.

00:41:13.539 --> 00:41:14.539
Truly.

00:41:15.439 --> 00:41:16.206
Oh.

00:41:17.239 --> 00:41:18.305
Oh.

00:41:19.505 --> 00:41:20.972
Oh, what was that?

00:41:21.006 --> 00:41:21.672
What was what?

00:41:21.705 --> 00:41:23.006
Something just hit my foot.

00:41:23.039 --> 00:41:23.639
Is that a bird?

00:41:23.672 --> 00:41:24.639
There's a bird?

00:41:25.739 --> 00:41:27.572
Nope. Nope.

00:41:27.605 --> 00:41:28.705
Sorry, my mistake.

00:41:28.739 --> 00:41:29.439
Weird.

00:41:29.472 --> 00:41:30.505
Anyway.

00:41:30.539 --> 00:41:31.405
Hmm?

00:41:31.439 --> 00:41:32.405
I was thinking...

00:41:32.439 --> 00:41:32.972
Yeah?

00:41:33.006 --> 00:41:33.972
If you're not too busy-

00:41:34.006 --> 00:41:34.539
Never.

00:41:34.572 --> 00:41:35.338
Or too hot.

00:41:35.372 --> 00:41:35.972
Would you like to-

00:41:36.006 --> 00:41:36.672
Yes.

00:41:36.705 --> 00:41:37.439
Have dinner with me?

00:41:37.472 --> 00:41:38.739
Dear god, yes!

00:41:49.572 --> 00:41:51.372
So you call me up out of
the blue to ask me

00:41:51.405 --> 00:41:52.372
how good you were in bed?

00:41:52.405 --> 00:41:53.173
Mmmhmm.

00:41:53.206 --> 00:41:54.173
Out of a percentage
out of 100.

00:41:54.206 --> 00:41:58.305
But if you must, I will accept
a letter grade.

00:42:01.139 --> 00:42:02.505
Did you meet someone?

00:42:02.539 --> 00:42:03.372
What?

00:42:03.405 --> 00:42:04.305
No.

00:42:04.572 --> 00:42:05.372
No.

00:42:05.405 --> 00:42:06.173
I was just wondering-

00:42:06.206 --> 00:42:07.505
You did.

00:42:07.539 --> 00:42:10.572
You're seeing someone.

00:42:10.605 --> 00:42:11.705
Yeah, I am.

00:42:11.739 --> 00:42:12.505
I'm sorry.

00:42:12.539 --> 00:42:13.505
It's very new-

00:42:13.539 --> 00:42:14.139
No, no.

00:42:14.173 --> 00:42:15.672
It's a-I'm relieved, ok?

00:42:15.705 --> 00:42:21.405
'Cause I'm... I'm also seeing
someone else, too.

00:42:21.439 --> 00:42:22.273
You are?

00:42:22.305 --> 00:42:23.539
Yeah.

00:42:23.572 --> 00:42:24.206
Huh.

00:42:24.239 --> 00:42:25.472
Wow.

00:42:27.739 --> 00:42:28.672
Halloween.

00:42:28.705 --> 00:42:29.239
Yeah.

00:42:29.273 --> 00:42:31.072
Right after we broke up.

00:42:31.106 --> 00:42:34.672
Oh, or is that how she dresses
all the time?

00:42:34.705 --> 00:42:36.439
That's funny.

00:42:36.472 --> 00:42:38.505
I miss your sense of humour.

00:42:39.305 --> 00:42:41.206
Is that-I'm sorry, is that bad
for me to say

00:42:41.239 --> 00:42:43.338
that I miss something
about you?

00:42:45.572 --> 00:42:49.472
Uh... so, how are the-
how's your lists coming?

00:42:49.505 --> 00:42:51.505
Oh, very well, thank you.

00:42:51.539 --> 00:42:53.338
Yeah, after the porn thing

00:42:53.372 --> 00:42:56.039
I made a list that's
all about sex.

00:42:56.072 --> 00:43:02.039
And I recently went to both
a porn shop and a strip club.

00:43:04.539 --> 00:43:05.439
What?

00:43:05.472 --> 00:43:06.405
You-no, you're...

00:43:06.439 --> 00:43:07.739
you're hilarious.

00:43:07.772 --> 00:43:13.273
You see, this-you, us
being friends, this rocks.

00:43:13.305 --> 00:43:14.605
Yeah, it's great.

00:43:14.639 --> 00:43:17.405
Uh, but, sex with me.

00:43:17.439 --> 00:43:18.705
How was it?

00:43:18.739 --> 00:43:19.972
Oh, right.

00:43:20.006 --> 00:43:24.405
Um... it was fine.

00:43:24.439 --> 00:43:27.106
Jeff, literally choose
any letter.

00:43:27.139 --> 00:43:28.273
Ok, uh, geez.

00:43:28.305 --> 00:43:31.072
Uh... like A through F,
right?

00:43:31.106 --> 00:43:31.939
Yes.

00:43:32.572 --> 00:43:34.006
Ok.

00:43:34.039 --> 00:43:37.139
Uh, you are a...

00:43:41.372 --> 00:43:43.072
D.

00:43:43.106 --> 00:43:44.173
It's in room D.

00:43:44.206 --> 00:43:44.907
Are you sure?

00:43:44.939 --> 00:43:46.372
It doesn't say
"sex seminar".

00:43:46.405 --> 00:43:48.405
They're not gonna
call it that.

00:43:48.439 --> 00:43:49.372
It's this one.

00:43:49.405 --> 00:43:50.305
It has to be.

00:43:50.338 --> 00:43:51.605
Come on.

00:43:55.405 --> 00:44:00.106
Proficiency in sex is a must.

00:44:00.139 --> 00:44:05.106
It is the universal language
of humanity.

00:44:07.006 --> 00:44:08.039
You're tardy.

00:44:08.072 --> 00:44:08.705
Take a seat.

00:44:08.739 --> 00:44:09.739
Did you invite her?

00:44:09.772 --> 00:44:11.439
No.

00:44:11.472 --> 00:44:13.572
What could she have to learn?

00:44:14.873 --> 00:44:19.206
<i>To walk around speaking slang
is to be ignorant to one's self.</i>

00:44:19.239 --> 00:44:20.072
What're you doing here?

00:44:20.106 --> 00:44:21.639
I just came here to do research
for you.

00:44:21.672 --> 00:44:25.405
Number one miscommunication
slang speakers make

00:44:25.439 --> 00:44:29.305
is to think of it as a
male-centric activity.

00:44:29.338 --> 00:44:31.072
<i>That is, they think about
when men intercourse</i>

00:44:31.106 --> 00:44:33.739
with women that it's
all about the guy.

00:44:33.773 --> 00:44:34.639
Wrong!

00:44:34.672 --> 00:44:35.672
Wrong!!

00:44:35.705 --> 00:44:36.939
Wrong!

00:44:36.972 --> 00:44:40.273
From this moment on you will
refer to sexual communication

00:44:40.305 --> 00:44:45.405
as the gift that you will
give to only a worthy man,

00:44:45.439 --> 00:44:52.305
from you, the soon to be
supremely empowered woman!

00:45:00.273 --> 00:45:02.605
Oh, hit-oh wow,
you are tense.

00:45:02.639 --> 00:45:04.338
Yeah, I don't think
smacking it

00:45:04.372 --> 00:45:06.006
like that is part
of the technique.

00:45:06.039 --> 00:45:10.072
Kale, he left me for someone
his own age so I'm just-

00:45:10.106 --> 00:45:12.072
I can't deal with men right now.

00:45:12.106 --> 00:45:14.305
Oh, Nessa, I'm so sorry.

00:45:14.338 --> 00:45:16.273
Here.

00:45:16.305 --> 00:45:17.705
I'm gonna help you.

00:45:17.740 --> 00:45:19.539
Ok?

00:45:19.572 --> 00:45:23.439
It's like we're in Ghost
and you're my Patrick Swayze.

00:45:23.472 --> 00:45:27.273
Oh, of course you get
to be Demi Moore.

00:45:27.305 --> 00:45:29.338
It takes a village.

00:45:56.605 --> 00:45:59.472
Ok, so five weeks until my
audition for the Philharmonic-

00:45:59.505 --> 00:46:03.505
I'm not getting any better,
am I?

00:46:03.539 --> 00:46:06.106
No, you're really not.

00:46:06.139 --> 00:46:07.239
What?

00:46:07.273 --> 00:46:09.173
'Cause you're already a genius.

00:46:09.206 --> 00:46:11.206
Well, it's true,
and you know it.

00:46:11.239 --> 00:46:17.106
You just gotta get
out of there.

00:46:17.139 --> 00:46:20.173
Did you know that the female
ferret will die if she goes

00:46:20.206 --> 00:46:22.405
into heat and can't find
a mate?

00:46:22.439 --> 00:46:24.972
Jeff was the rodent,
not you.

00:46:25.006 --> 00:46:26.206
What about the best man?

00:46:26.239 --> 00:46:27.173
Groomsman.

00:46:27.206 --> 00:46:28.305
Hasn't he called?

00:46:28.338 --> 00:46:30.072
You really should ask Paul
what his story is because-

00:46:30.106 --> 00:46:32.305
No. No, he did.

00:46:32.338 --> 00:46:34.338
We're going out on Saturday.

00:46:34.372 --> 00:46:35.173
You are?!

00:46:35.206 --> 00:46:36.106
Oh.

00:46:36.139 --> 00:46:36.605
That's wonderful!

00:46:36.640 --> 00:46:37.472
Oh.

00:46:37.505 --> 00:46:39.273
You're at a ten.

00:46:39.305 --> 00:46:40.505
Well, what are your plans?

00:46:40.539 --> 00:46:43.006
I mean, you could do
a dinner cruise.

00:46:43.039 --> 00:46:45.072
Oh, a hot air balloon.

00:46:45.106 --> 00:46:47.106
What is with you today?

00:46:47.139 --> 00:46:48.640
Nothing, I'm just happy
for you.

00:46:48.673 --> 00:46:51.539
Oh... what are those?

00:46:51.572 --> 00:46:53.239
Stan got me diamonds.

00:46:53.273 --> 00:46:54.539
Oh my god.

00:46:54.572 --> 00:46:56.273
Was it the seminar?

00:46:56.305 --> 00:46:59.305
I have a sex life again
after 27 years.

00:46:59.338 --> 00:47:02.439
Stan and I are doing it like
high school kids on prom night.

00:47:02.472 --> 00:47:04.972
Oh, so meaning it's over
in five minutes

00:47:05.006 --> 00:47:06.139
and you get nothing out of it.

00:47:06.173 --> 00:47:09.139
Except a bad reputation.

00:47:09.173 --> 00:47:10.572
Anyway, enough about me.

00:47:10.606 --> 00:47:12.239
Why aren't you thrilled
about the best man?

00:47:12.273 --> 00:47:13.372
I am.

00:47:13.405 --> 00:47:17.139
I... don't you think he's
a little out of my league?

00:47:17.173 --> 00:47:19.405
I'm not even gonna dignify
that question.

00:47:19.439 --> 00:47:22.039
You're just afraid to get back
on the horse.

00:47:22.072 --> 00:47:23.972
Lucy, it's like riding a bike.

00:47:24.006 --> 00:47:27.539
Or maybe a pogo stick.

00:47:27.572 --> 00:47:29.706
I'm just freaking out
because in my effort to be

00:47:29.740 --> 00:47:33.740
supremely empowered I insisted
on planning the date.

00:47:33.773 --> 00:47:37.039
And I've got nothing.

00:47:37.072 --> 00:47:40.239
Well, if you're interested,
Stan got us two tickets

00:47:40.273 --> 00:47:42.740
to the Dr. Becker taping
on Saturday night.

00:47:42.773 --> 00:47:44.072
VIP seats.

00:47:44.106 --> 00:47:45.405
Which is...?

00:47:45.439 --> 00:47:47.573
She's a sex expert.

00:47:47.606 --> 00:47:49.405
I showed Stan the list.

00:47:49.439 --> 00:47:51.206
He got very inspired.

00:47:51.239 --> 00:47:53.439
Anyway, if I promised to make it
worth his while

00:47:53.472 --> 00:47:57.139
I'm sure I can get him
to stay at home.

00:47:57.173 --> 00:48:01.173
Ok, if I promise to take
the tickets

00:48:01.206 --> 00:48:02.972
do you promise to never talk
about you and Stan

00:48:03.006 --> 00:48:05.640
sexually communicating
ever again?

00:48:05.673 --> 00:48:06.372
Deal.

00:48:06.405 --> 00:48:07.305
Ok.

00:48:07.338 --> 00:48:08.439
Can I just tell you one thing?

00:48:08.472 --> 00:48:09.239
Alright, yes.

00:48:09.273 --> 00:48:11.006
I'm gonna get my labia
tightened.

00:48:19.139 --> 00:48:21.972
What do you think about
oyster shooters?

00:48:22.006 --> 00:48:27.039
Mmm, aren't oysters more
of a third date kind of food?

00:48:27.072 --> 00:48:29.372
Yes, good point.

00:48:29.405 --> 00:48:31.173
It's not like you're taking me
to a sex show.

00:48:31.206 --> 00:48:33.972
Lecture by a progressive,

00:48:34.006 --> 00:48:36.606
world renowned researcher
who went to Yale.

00:48:36.640 --> 00:48:40.173
Which is definitely
not Harvard.

00:48:40.206 --> 00:48:42.305
But she happens to be discussing
human sexuality and I-

00:48:42.338 --> 00:48:45.206
I know, I know, consult
an expert is on your list.

00:48:45.239 --> 00:48:47.006
I'm messing with you.

00:48:47.039 --> 00:48:50.239
And just because we're going
to a lecture like this

00:48:50.273 --> 00:48:53.273
doesn't make me a sure thing,
you know.

00:48:53.305 --> 00:48:54.740
Me neither.

00:48:54.773 --> 00:48:56.372
Good.

00:48:56.405 --> 00:48:59.673
Wouldn't want you getting
the wrong idea.

00:48:59.706 --> 00:49:02.472
What idea might that be?

00:49:02.506 --> 00:49:05.439
I don't know, I just wouldn't
want you misinterpreting

00:49:05.472 --> 00:49:11.706
my list, 'cause I'm really
not that kind of girl.

00:49:11.740 --> 00:49:15.173
And what kind of girl
are you?

00:49:15.206 --> 00:49:19.305
That's for me to know
and for you to wonder.

00:49:22.540 --> 00:49:24.640
Ok, well now I'm gonna ask you
a bunch of things

00:49:24.673 --> 00:49:27.206
so I can make a meaningful
snap judgement about you

00:49:27.239 --> 00:49:28.206
without being distracted

00:49:28.239 --> 00:49:32.372
by all your charming,
attractive... you-ness.

00:49:32.405 --> 00:49:34.972
Is this where you ask me
for my tax return?

00:49:35.006 --> 00:49:36.473
'Cause I didn't bring it.

00:49:36.506 --> 00:49:38.706
Uh, no.

00:49:38.740 --> 00:49:41.473
I was just gonna ask you what
your favourite book was.

00:49:41.506 --> 00:49:43.072
Um, sorry.

00:49:43.106 --> 00:49:45.273
My last girlfriend did that
on the first date.

00:49:45.305 --> 00:49:49.139
And you still ended up
dating her?

00:49:49.173 --> 00:49:50.673
Oh.

00:49:50.706 --> 00:49:51.740
Alright, yeah.

00:49:51.773 --> 00:49:54.305
Your last girlfriend must have
been a supermodel.

00:49:54.338 --> 00:49:56.640
She was a model, yes,
but super, no.

00:49:56.673 --> 00:49:57.573
Definitely not.

00:49:57.606 --> 00:49:59.139
And she's certainly not
Harvard material.

00:49:59.173 --> 00:50:01.039
Ah.

00:50:01.072 --> 00:50:05.173
Well, as an artist, I do not
require financial documentation.

00:50:05.206 --> 00:50:07.106
Being well kept doesn't really
apply to me.

00:50:07.139 --> 00:50:10.039
And yet you seem to be
kept very well.

00:50:12.506 --> 00:50:13.440
That is corny.

00:50:15.139 --> 00:50:16.972
Uh, let's do the books.

00:50:17.006 --> 00:50:18.006
I have two.

00:50:18.039 --> 00:50:19.039
I also have two favourites.

00:50:19.072 --> 00:50:19.740
Ladies first.

00:50:19.773 --> 00:50:20.640
Nope.

00:50:20.673 --> 00:50:21.206
Huh?

00:50:21.239 --> 00:50:23.072
No. I asked you first.

00:50:23.106 --> 00:50:25.139
Revealing book love is
a very personal thing.

00:50:25.173 --> 00:50:26.139
I know.

00:50:26.173 --> 00:50:29.972
That's why it's my stock first
date question.

00:50:30.006 --> 00:50:33.139
It's gonna tell me everything
I need to know about you.

00:50:33.173 --> 00:50:35.606
Are you sure you wanna know?

00:50:35.640 --> 00:50:37.573
Yeah, you're right.

00:50:37.606 --> 00:50:40.338
It could be the end of something
good before it even starts.

00:50:40.372 --> 00:50:43.573
Or it could be the start of
something good that doesn't end.

00:50:45.540 --> 00:50:47.206
What the hell's
in this drink?

00:50:49.606 --> 00:50:50.606
Ok, alright.

00:50:50.640 --> 00:50:52.273
Let's just state our books.

00:50:52.305 --> 00:50:53.139
Yep.

00:50:53.173 --> 00:50:55.006
And let's get this ship
to sinking, ok?

00:50:55.039 --> 00:50:56.106
Please.

00:50:56.139 --> 00:50:56.972
Alright.

00:50:57.006 --> 00:50:57.972
Yeah. At the same time,
count of three?

00:50:58.006 --> 00:50:58.406
Yes.

00:50:58.440 --> 00:50:59.039
Alright.

00:50:59.072 --> 00:50:59.606
Ok.

00:50:59.640 --> 00:51:01.440
One, two, three.

00:51:01.473 --> 00:51:02.506
"Everything That Rises
Must Converge",

00:51:02.540 --> 00:51:03.740
and "The Story of Your Life."

00:51:03.773 --> 00:51:04.673
"The Story of Your Life"

00:51:04.706 --> 00:51:07.305
and "Everything That Rises
Must Converge".

00:51:08.173 --> 00:51:09.972
Well, you like them in
the wrong order.

00:51:10.006 --> 00:51:11.972
Yeah. It's definitely
not gonna work.

00:51:22.640 --> 00:51:24.506
This is the Dr. Becker show?

00:51:24.540 --> 00:51:26.072
Yeah. Hi, welcome.

00:51:26.106 --> 00:51:27.239
Hi.

00:51:27.273 --> 00:51:31.606
Oh, uh, will Dr. Becker
be out soon?

00:51:31.640 --> 00:51:34.106
That is Dr. Becker.

00:51:34.139 --> 00:51:34.972
Alright, let's get everybody
in their seats now-

00:51:35.006 --> 00:51:39.106
Wait, she's a Magna Cum
Laude Yale PhD?

00:51:39.139 --> 00:51:40.506
Follow me.

00:51:40.540 --> 00:51:42.606
Alright, ladies and gentlemen,
please take your seats.

00:51:42.640 --> 00:51:44.673
The show is about to start.

00:51:44.706 --> 00:51:49.139
Dr. Becker, you're on
in three, two...

00:51:51.006 --> 00:51:53.006
Ok.

00:51:53.039 --> 00:51:55.106
I am so sorry.
I had no idea-

00:51:55.139 --> 00:51:56.206
Are you kidding me?

00:51:56.239 --> 00:51:59.473
This is the most interesting
date I have ever gone on

00:51:59.506 --> 00:52:00.506
in my entire life.

00:52:00.540 --> 00:52:01.506
Welcome.

00:52:01.540 --> 00:52:06.039
Tonight's guest is both
a true pleasure to have

00:52:06.072 --> 00:52:09.339
and a departure from my usual
science-based approach

00:52:09.373 --> 00:52:11.673
to sexual enlightenment.

00:52:11.706 --> 00:52:14.473
Science was nothing like
this where I went to school.

00:52:14.506 --> 00:52:15.740
Really?

00:52:15.773 --> 00:52:18.006
I thought boarding schools were
known for sexual enlightenment.

00:52:18.039 --> 00:52:20.972
<i>Please help me welcome
Madam Swarovska,</i>

00:52:21.006 --> 00:52:23.106
world-renowned sexual psychic.

00:52:25.006 --> 00:52:25.907
What's a sexual psychic?

00:52:25.939 --> 00:52:28.206
Someone who can do
the pull and pray method

00:52:28.239 --> 00:52:30.106
of birth control?

00:52:31.506 --> 00:52:32.506
You snorted.

00:52:32.540 --> 00:52:33.740
Ok, I'm leaving.

00:52:33.773 --> 00:52:35.706
That one.

00:52:35.740 --> 00:52:37.173
She suffers.

00:52:37.206 --> 00:52:38.206
Oh?

00:52:43.006 --> 00:52:44.239
Oh.

00:52:44.274 --> 00:52:45.506
Madame Swarovska,

00:52:45.540 --> 00:52:48.173
can you explain to our audience
what it is that you're doing?

00:52:48.206 --> 00:52:49.740
And me, would be nice.

00:52:49.773 --> 00:52:53.206
I am assessing the aura.

00:52:53.239 --> 00:52:57.006
Seeing what colours
surround her.

00:52:57.039 --> 00:52:59.139
Sounds lovely.
Thank you.

00:52:59.173 --> 00:53:02.440
For most people, yes.
For you, no.

00:53:02.473 --> 00:53:05.206
For you, is grey.

00:53:05.239 --> 00:53:06.606
Grey?

00:53:06.640 --> 00:53:08.706
Are you saying that
she's sexually...

00:53:08.740 --> 00:53:10.006
Grey!

00:53:10.039 --> 00:53:11.473
Yes.

00:53:11.506 --> 00:53:15.972
Well, lucky for me
neutrals are in for fall.

00:53:16.006 --> 00:53:17.972
You know, we can go
like five minutes ago.

00:53:18.006 --> 00:53:19.006
No, no, this is awesome.

00:53:19.039 --> 00:53:19.873
This is great.

00:53:19.907 --> 00:53:22.006
How about we get you on
stage, Miss...?

00:53:22.039 --> 00:53:23.440
Uh, Lu...

00:53:24.740 --> 00:53:26.274
Lulu-bell.

00:53:27.306 --> 00:53:29.740
<i>Well, come on up
here, Lulu-bell,</i>

00:53:29.773 --> 00:53:32.440
so Madame Swarovska
can read you.

00:53:32.473 --> 00:53:33.706
Come on.

00:53:34.706 --> 00:53:36.373
You're safe.

00:53:39.740 --> 00:53:45.506
Yes, the grey one is in deep
struggle with the sex.

00:53:45.540 --> 00:53:47.106
I often discuss a condition

00:53:47.139 --> 00:53:49.972
called sexual attention
deficit disorder.

00:53:50.006 --> 00:53:51.306
SADD.

00:53:51.339 --> 00:53:53.274
Sad, for short.

00:53:53.306 --> 00:53:55.506
Which involves frequent
mental wanderings

00:53:55.540 --> 00:53:59.072
of a non-sexual nature
during intercourse.

00:53:59.106 --> 00:54:00.240
Might that be what-

00:54:00.274 --> 00:54:03.673
Yes, but also lack
of experience.

00:54:05.240 --> 00:54:10.540
Oh, trust me, I-I have plenty
of experience.

00:54:13.240 --> 00:54:15.139
The cards say no.

00:54:15.174 --> 00:54:16.440
No, I assure you.

00:54:16.473 --> 00:54:18.139
I know what I'm doing.

00:54:18.174 --> 00:54:19.673
The cards say no.

00:54:23.039 --> 00:54:24.573
Oh, I see.

00:54:24.606 --> 00:54:28.640
You are very old when
you are first having sex.

00:54:28.673 --> 00:54:30.606
Surely you mean old enough.

00:54:30.640 --> 00:54:32.606
No, I mean old.

00:54:32.640 --> 00:54:34.274
Oh.

00:54:34.972 --> 00:54:39.174
Oh, old is why you are only
having sex with four people?

00:54:39.207 --> 00:54:41.006
Is that true?

00:54:41.039 --> 00:54:42.440
Four?

00:54:42.473 --> 00:54:43.373
No.

00:54:43.406 --> 00:54:44.207
No?

00:54:44.240 --> 00:54:44.873
Well, yeah.

00:54:44.907 --> 00:54:46.240
But what's wrong with that?

00:54:46.274 --> 00:54:48.573
Oh, one does not count.

00:54:48.606 --> 00:54:55.606
It ends uh, how you say...
prematurely.

00:54:59.606 --> 00:55:01.673
Oh, that one looks promising.

00:55:01.706 --> 00:55:05.673
Yeah, when is upright yes,
but for you is reverse.

00:55:05.706 --> 00:55:06.506
Oh.

00:55:06.540 --> 00:55:08.606
Oh.

00:55:08.640 --> 00:55:09.972
Grey one.

00:55:10.006 --> 00:55:10.773
Yeah?

00:55:10.807 --> 00:55:13.072
You're not having
the big booms?

00:55:13.106 --> 00:55:15.406
What?

00:55:15.440 --> 00:55:18.240
The big booms.

00:55:18.274 --> 00:55:20.673
The rolling thunder.

00:55:20.706 --> 00:55:23.207
The crotch magic,
you know?

00:55:23.240 --> 00:55:25.240
Like, oh yeah, baby.

00:55:25.274 --> 00:55:26.072
I love it!

00:55:26.107 --> 00:55:26.939
You know?

00:55:26.972 --> 00:55:28.640
Like, woah Nealy gets
really crazy,

00:55:28.673 --> 00:55:30.039
that kind of sex.

00:55:30.072 --> 00:55:32.640
Like uh, like magic time.

00:55:32.673 --> 00:55:33.972
Like crotch magic.

00:55:34.006 --> 00:55:35.473
Blast it off.

00:55:35.506 --> 00:55:37.306
Blast up inside, you know?

00:55:37.339 --> 00:55:38.706
I can't handle it anymore!

00:55:38.740 --> 00:55:40.339
Like... woo!

00:55:40.373 --> 00:55:41.339
This type of thing.

00:55:41.373 --> 00:55:42.573
What-how you call it?

00:55:42.606 --> 00:55:46.606
She sees... um,
you don't orgasm.

00:55:46.640 --> 00:55:48.540
I got it. Thanks.

00:55:48.573 --> 00:55:51.606
Oh, but you're giving booms
to yourself sometime,

00:55:51.640 --> 00:55:52.573
that's good.

00:55:52.606 --> 00:55:53.706
That's ok.

00:55:53.740 --> 00:55:54.673
That's something, huh?

00:55:58.006 --> 00:55:58.640
That's nice.

00:55:58.673 --> 00:56:00.573
You keep that going, ok?

00:56:01.339 --> 00:56:04.440
Now I'm going to see about
the one you come here with.

00:56:04.473 --> 00:56:05.306
This guy over here.

00:56:05.339 --> 00:56:06.174
Oh, oh.

00:56:06.207 --> 00:56:07.573
Hey, now.

00:56:13.240 --> 00:56:14.174
This is really lucky.

00:56:14.207 --> 00:56:16.540
The devil's card in reverse
is representing

00:56:16.573 --> 00:56:19.540
like breaking freedom
from restraint.

00:56:19.573 --> 00:56:23.306
This guy is going to give
you the big booms!

00:56:24.706 --> 00:56:26.073
Yes.

00:56:27.573 --> 00:56:31.573
Isn't that amazing how accurate
the Madame is?

00:56:44.706 --> 00:56:50.040
Well uh, thank you again
for a uh, revealing night.

00:56:50.073 --> 00:56:54.339
Once again, she was so not right
about anything she said.

00:56:54.373 --> 00:56:55.040
No.

00:56:55.073 --> 00:56:55.540
By the way.

00:56:55.573 --> 00:56:56.640
She's crazy.

00:56:56.673 --> 00:56:58.440
She said I rocked your world
when we barely even know

00:56:58.473 --> 00:57:00.506
each other, let alone have had,
you know, sex.

00:57:00.540 --> 00:57:01.640
Right?

00:57:01.673 --> 00:57:02.573
I know.

00:57:02.606 --> 00:57:03.840
Like, what was she even saying?

00:57:03.873 --> 00:57:09.240
That just me being close to you
I get like all... I don't know.

00:57:09.274 --> 00:57:10.073
Sorry, no.

00:57:10.107 --> 00:57:13.740
Look how in control I am
around you.

00:57:13.773 --> 00:57:15.706
Right.

00:57:16.740 --> 00:57:18.373
Anyway, yeah, she was wrong.

00:57:18.406 --> 00:57:20.306
She was crazy wrong.

00:57:20.640 --> 00:57:22.406
Who knows?

00:57:25.473 --> 00:57:28.540
Anyway, twice again,
for the official record,

00:57:28.573 --> 00:57:31.373
I had absolutely no idea
about tonight

00:57:31.406 --> 00:57:35.174
and I am so, so, so sorry.

00:57:35.207 --> 00:57:36.673
I'm really sorry.

00:57:36.706 --> 00:57:38.673
I'm not.

00:57:46.140 --> 00:57:47.007
Goodnight.

00:57:47.040 --> 00:57:48.373
Yeah.

00:57:48.406 --> 00:57:50.007
I swear you're going
to get me fired.

00:57:50.040 --> 00:57:52.540
Or even worse,
assigned to awful jobs.

00:57:52.573 --> 00:57:55.440
Grant's a pretty big deal
at the firm, you know.

00:57:55.473 --> 00:57:58.606
And you're a big deal to us,
Paul, but this isn't about you.

00:57:58.640 --> 00:58:00.140
Yet.

00:58:00.174 --> 00:58:02.440
The psychic didn't
say anything positive?

00:58:02.473 --> 00:58:04.274
Just that I wouldn't end
up alone.

00:58:04.306 --> 00:58:07.107
Well, that could just mean
she thinks you'll get a cat.

00:58:07.140 --> 00:58:07.907
What?

00:58:07.940 --> 00:58:09.174
Ok, let me paint a picture
for you.

00:58:09.207 --> 00:58:13.506
If Grant is the devil and not
even he can get lucky with her,

00:58:13.540 --> 00:58:16.207
then perhaps poor Luce
is destined to end up

00:58:16.240 --> 00:58:18.673
with a litter of cats.

00:58:18.706 --> 00:58:20.274
But seriously,
let's get back on point.

00:58:20.306 --> 00:58:21.540
How did you two leave things?

00:58:21.573 --> 00:58:23.274
Am I gonna have to avoid him
at the office?

00:58:23.306 --> 00:58:26.440
Can't hear you.
I'm shopping.

00:58:26.473 --> 00:58:29.040
Luce, quick question.

00:58:29.073 --> 00:58:31.274
Isn't this the section for girls
who do get kissed?

00:58:31.306 --> 00:58:32.073
Hey.

00:58:32.107 --> 00:58:33.207
Just so you know,

00:58:33.240 --> 00:58:34.540
he said he was gonna call this
weekend to make plans.

00:58:34.573 --> 00:58:35.540
And no, I'm in
the right section.

00:58:35.573 --> 00:58:36.373
Mmmhmm.

00:58:36.406 --> 00:58:39.673
Guys, I have to tell
you something.

00:58:39.706 --> 00:58:41.740
Good god, you're not preg-
how?

00:58:41.773 --> 00:58:42.573
What?

00:58:42.606 --> 00:58:43.207
No.

00:58:43.240 --> 00:58:44.440
The question would be who,

00:58:44.473 --> 00:58:47.406
since I can't even seem to get
a guy past the front porch.

00:58:47.440 --> 00:58:48.406
You know those jeans

00:58:48.440 --> 00:58:52.140
that make my ass look like
a sorority girl's?

00:58:53.773 --> 00:58:55.274
Here?

00:58:55.306 --> 00:58:56.373
We're going to
the women's section.

00:58:56.406 --> 00:58:57.740
Nope, not the women's.

00:58:57.773 --> 00:58:58.606
Men's?

00:58:58.640 --> 00:58:59.473
That's brilliant.

00:58:59.506 --> 00:59:00.473
Right here.

00:59:00.506 --> 00:59:02.306
In maternity.

00:59:02.973 --> 00:59:07.540
Look, they have this stretchy
stuff that goes over the stomach

00:59:07.573 --> 00:59:11.240
and just kinda smooths
everything out.

00:59:13.706 --> 00:59:15.673
I know, you think
I'm pathetic.

00:59:15.706 --> 00:59:16.773
No, no.

00:59:16.807 --> 00:59:19.174
I'm just trying to figure out
my size in women's.

00:59:35.107 --> 00:59:38.040
Who knew strings could accompany
threesome-type sex so well?

00:59:38.073 --> 00:59:39.540
I say we rehearse like this
all the time.

00:59:40.573 --> 00:59:42.506
I'm so surprised you're still
doing the list.

00:59:42.540 --> 00:59:43.573
I'm psyched.

00:59:43.606 --> 00:59:46.274
I've been labelled
sexually grey.

00:59:46.306 --> 00:59:47.740
It kinda solidified the mission.

00:59:47.773 --> 00:59:49.673
And I've been waiting for Grant
to call me all week

00:59:49.706 --> 00:59:53.207
so I figured I might as well
just watch my 25 films.

00:59:53.240 --> 00:59:54.440
Why are you waiting
for him to call?

00:59:54.473 --> 00:59:58.073
Why don't you call him?

00:59:58.107 --> 01:00:00.207
Anyway, so I had one of these
on when it came time

01:00:00.240 --> 01:00:02.339
to practise one day, so...

01:00:02.373 --> 01:00:03.274
Well, if it means anything,

01:00:03.306 --> 01:00:05.540
I've never heard you play
this good, girl.

01:00:05.573 --> 01:00:06.773
Don't be ridiculous.

01:00:06.807 --> 01:00:11.007
A month until the Philharmonic
auditions remember us when.

01:00:11.040 --> 01:00:12.040
Mmmhmm.

01:00:18.073 --> 01:00:20.007
Oh my god.
It's him.

01:00:20.040 --> 01:00:20.473
The best man?

01:00:20.506 --> 01:00:21.540
<i>Yeah.</i>

01:00:21.573 --> 01:00:22.506
Do I-what,
do I answer?

01:00:22.540 --> 01:00:23.140
No!

01:00:23.174 --> 01:00:25.040
No.

01:00:25.073 --> 01:00:26.373
Yes.

01:00:26.406 --> 01:00:28.174
I don't know.

01:00:28.207 --> 01:00:29.506
Ok, answer it or I will.

01:00:29.540 --> 01:00:31.339
I already suffered through
high school once.

01:00:31.373 --> 01:00:32.373
Ok.

01:00:33.107 --> 01:00:34.240
Ok.

01:00:35.573 --> 01:00:36.606
Hey.

01:00:36.640 --> 01:00:38.107
<i>Hey yourself.
It's Grant.</i>

01:00:38.140 --> 01:00:39.640
<i>Listen, sorry I haven't
called you...</i>

01:00:39.673 --> 01:00:41.506
"Hey"? The man of your dreams
calls and you say "hey"?

01:00:41.540 --> 01:00:43.140
Shh!

01:00:43.174 --> 01:00:45.007
Uh, me shush?

01:00:45.040 --> 01:00:46.406
No, sorry.
Not you.

01:00:46.440 --> 01:00:47.473
I'm with the quartet.

01:00:47.506 --> 01:00:49.207
Rehearsing some porn!

01:00:50.274 --> 01:00:51.339
Did she say you're
watching porn?

01:00:51.373 --> 01:00:52.040
<i>No.</i>

01:00:52.073 --> 01:00:52.673
<i>No, she did not.</i>

01:00:52.706 --> 01:00:54.506
She said "horn".

01:00:54.540 --> 01:00:57.240
Yeah, we're adding a French horn
to the group.

01:00:57.274 --> 01:00:59.440
Ah, well, I can't help you
with that.

01:00:59.473 --> 01:01:02.673
So um, you're working
on a Saturday?

01:01:02.706 --> 01:01:03.540
<i>Uh, listen.</i>

01:01:03.573 --> 01:01:04.673
<i>Sorry I haven't called
all week.</i>

01:01:04.706 --> 01:01:06.274
<i>I've been bloody busy
in non-stop meetings and-</i>

01:01:06.306 --> 01:01:07.373
He was out
of town all week.

01:01:07.406 --> 01:01:08.373
That's it.

01:01:08.406 --> 01:01:09.274
Woohoo!

01:01:09.306 --> 01:01:10.673
Oh, thank god.

01:01:10.706 --> 01:01:12.007
There it is.

01:01:12.406 --> 01:01:13.339
Oh!

01:01:14.774 --> 01:01:15.540
Oh, Paul, your ass.

01:01:15.573 --> 01:01:16.406
Turn it down!

01:01:16.440 --> 01:01:18.339
<i>Turn it down!</i>

01:01:19.473 --> 01:01:21.406
Sorry, Nessa just stubbed
her toe.

01:01:21.440 --> 01:01:22.339
Why me?

01:01:24.473 --> 01:01:25.406
Anyway, look.

01:01:25.440 --> 01:01:27.073
I know it's last minute
but I was thinking,

01:01:27.107 --> 01:01:28.406
if you wanted to go out-

01:01:28.440 --> 01:01:29.339
<i>I'd love to.</i>

01:01:29.373 --> 01:01:31.373
Yes. Whatever it is.

01:01:31.406 --> 01:01:32.274
So sorry!

01:01:33.506 --> 01:01:35.373
Not sorry.

01:02:15.473 --> 01:02:16.473
Ok. Ok.

01:02:16.506 --> 01:02:17.540
Here we go.

01:02:17.573 --> 01:02:19.107
Wait. Wait.

01:02:19.140 --> 01:02:20.339
What?

01:02:34.306 --> 01:02:34.741
Mmm-mmm.

01:02:34.774 --> 01:02:35.274
No?

01:02:35.306 --> 01:02:36.240
You want me to stop?

01:02:36.274 --> 01:02:37.674
What? No. Go.

01:02:37.707 --> 01:02:38.207
No?

01:02:38.240 --> 01:02:40.707
As in it's a no go?

01:02:40.741 --> 01:02:42.040
No. No. Keep going.

01:03:27.506 --> 01:03:29.641
The perfect pants
for you two.

01:03:43.107 --> 01:03:44.240
Hi.

01:03:44.274 --> 01:03:45.040
Hey.

01:03:45.073 --> 01:03:46.306
Sorry, I didn't mean
to wake you.

01:03:46.339 --> 01:03:48.306
Um, I was just gonna...

01:03:49.339 --> 01:03:51.274
Oh.

01:03:51.306 --> 01:03:52.107
Ok.

01:04:02.007 --> 01:04:03.174
I'll call you.

01:04:04.107 --> 01:04:05.339
Yeah.

01:04:19.674 --> 01:04:20.274
Oh my god.

01:04:20.306 --> 01:04:21.306
No! No!

01:04:21.339 --> 01:04:24.140
Grant! Wait!

01:04:24.174 --> 01:04:25.207
Shit.

01:04:26.240 --> 01:04:27.040
No. No.

01:04:27.073 --> 01:04:28.540
Grant! Wait!

01:04:29.306 --> 01:04:32.339
Grant? Grant!

01:04:32.373 --> 01:04:36.073
If it's about the porn
I can quit any time!

01:04:38.506 --> 01:04:39.306
What?

01:04:39.339 --> 01:04:42.240
So I watch porn.
Big fucking deal.

01:04:42.274 --> 01:04:43.540
As long as it's consensual.

01:04:43.574 --> 01:04:45.440
No judgement.

01:04:57.339 --> 01:04:59.207
Stupid.

01:04:59.240 --> 01:05:01.240
Useless!

01:05:02.774 --> 01:05:05.506
This tastes like crap!

01:05:07.240 --> 01:05:08.306
Disgusting!

01:05:08.339 --> 01:05:09.506
Ugh!

01:05:09.541 --> 01:05:10.707
Don't even work!

01:05:12.140 --> 01:05:13.541
Ugh!

01:05:18.473 --> 01:05:20.373
God, I can't believe this.

01:05:21.107 --> 01:05:22.240
And you.

01:06:23.073 --> 01:06:24.641
Stupid.

01:06:44.507 --> 01:06:47.607
Ugh, Phil's penthouse
is just so gorge.

01:06:47.641 --> 01:06:50.107
My boyfriend and I walked in
and he was all

01:06:50.140 --> 01:06:52.574
"this place owns the skyline".

01:06:52.607 --> 01:06:54.306
Well, it did take us about
a year to complete

01:06:54.339 --> 01:06:56.107
so you can imagine
what it cost.

01:06:56.140 --> 01:06:57.973
I don't do numbers.

01:06:58.007 --> 01:07:00.007
Me neither, but like how much?

01:07:00.040 --> 01:07:02.073
Anyway, if you thought
the penthouse is impressive

01:07:02.107 --> 01:07:05.373
you really ought to see
his place in the Hamptons.

01:07:05.407 --> 01:07:07.107
I can't wait to own multiple
homes in

01:07:07.140 --> 01:07:08.641
which I don't actually live.

01:07:08.674 --> 01:07:11.174
My boyfriend and I
love the Hams.

01:07:11.207 --> 01:07:13.140
The Hams?

01:07:13.174 --> 01:07:14.339
Is that what we're calling
it now?

01:07:14.373 --> 01:07:16.040
Only people who live there.

01:07:16.073 --> 01:07:18.339
Or people who know people,
like my boyfriend does.

01:07:18.373 --> 01:07:20.140
You guys need to meet him.

01:07:20.174 --> 01:07:21.107
He'll be here in a minute.

01:07:21.140 --> 01:07:21.973
Mmm.

01:07:22.007 --> 01:07:23.339
You know what? I want
some more wine.

01:07:23.373 --> 01:07:24.741
In fact, I'll take
an I.V. of it.

01:07:24.774 --> 01:07:25.474
Noted.

01:07:25.507 --> 01:07:26.339
Two I.V.'s.

01:07:26.373 --> 01:07:28.641
Nessa, you've gotta slow
your roll, love.

01:07:28.674 --> 01:07:31.107
Um, why are you guys here,
again?

01:07:31.140 --> 01:07:33.274
Paul, he's doing
the panel thing.

01:07:33.306 --> 01:07:37.674
Yeah, because he has actual
things to say.

01:07:37.707 --> 01:07:39.274
Sorry.

01:07:39.306 --> 01:07:42.073
Um, there is a designer
on the panel

01:07:42.107 --> 01:07:45.007
and Paul wants
to ask her out.

01:07:45.040 --> 01:07:47.040
He makes us act like
we're interested in him

01:07:47.073 --> 01:07:49.339
so he can, like,
get girls.

01:07:49.374 --> 01:07:51.674
Yeah, it's legitimizing.

01:07:51.707 --> 01:07:53.973
Once I make partner I probably
won't need it.

01:07:54.007 --> 01:07:55.140
He's right.

01:07:55.174 --> 01:07:56.407
My boyfriend's a partner.

01:07:56.441 --> 01:07:57.407
It's attractive.

01:07:57.441 --> 01:07:59.707
I mean, my boyfriend's
already attractive.

01:07:59.741 --> 01:08:00.973
My boyfriend.

01:08:01.007 --> 01:08:02.073
My boyfriend.

01:08:02.107 --> 01:08:02.973
My boyfriend.

01:08:03.007 --> 01:08:03.741
My boyfriend.

01:08:03.774 --> 01:08:05.073
My boyfriend.

01:08:05.107 --> 01:08:06.240
My boyfriend.

01:08:06.274 --> 01:08:07.374
My boyfriend.

01:08:07.407 --> 01:08:08.541
My boyfriend.

01:08:08.574 --> 01:08:09.973
Maybe you should get
a shirt that says

01:08:10.007 --> 01:08:11.174
"I have a boyfriend"

01:08:11.207 --> 01:08:14.040
and then you wouldn't have
to tell us every five seconds.

01:08:14.073 --> 01:08:14.641
Ok, refill.

01:08:14.674 --> 01:08:16.107
Coming right up.

01:08:16.140 --> 01:08:17.507
I didn't mean to make
you jealous.

01:08:17.541 --> 01:08:18.306
Of what?

01:08:18.340 --> 01:08:19.306
You know what?

01:08:19.340 --> 01:08:20.374
This is a good time to go.

01:08:20.407 --> 01:08:21.174
I'm good.

01:08:21.207 --> 01:08:23.107
Oh, there he is.

01:08:31.507 --> 01:08:33.674
Ugh.

01:09:22.574 --> 01:09:24.507
I'm all out of sausage.

01:09:24.541 --> 01:09:27.940
I hope you brought your hot,
throbbing co-

01:09:30.574 --> 01:09:33.007
What am I doing?

01:10:34.007 --> 01:10:35.275
Thank you.

01:10:35.307 --> 01:10:37.007
We'll be in touch.

01:10:38.607 --> 01:10:40.140
It's that way.

01:10:47.707 --> 01:10:49.208
<i>Hey, Priscilla, it's me.</i>

01:10:49.241 --> 01:10:51.340
<i>So the audition went great.</i>

01:10:51.374 --> 01:10:52.541
<i>I did it!</i>

01:10:52.574 --> 01:10:55.073
<i>I finally crossed something
big off one of my lists.</i>

01:10:55.107 --> 01:10:57.241
<i>Ah, I feel amazing.</i>

01:11:12.275 --> 01:11:14.040
Jeff's getting married?

01:11:14.073 --> 01:11:16.275
And he's inviting you?

01:11:16.307 --> 01:11:18.541
And this is his idea of
a wedding invitation?

01:11:18.574 --> 01:11:20.340
Talk about no taste.

01:11:20.374 --> 01:11:21.507
It gets worse.

01:11:21.541 --> 01:11:22.641
Don't even.

01:11:22.674 --> 01:11:24.107
He wants you to play
at the wedding.

01:11:24.140 --> 01:11:25.107
Us.

01:11:25.141 --> 01:11:25.674
Yeah.

01:11:25.707 --> 01:11:26.607
He wants the quartet.

01:11:26.641 --> 01:11:27.973
Well, we're not doing that.

01:11:28.007 --> 01:11:29.073
And I don't even understand,

01:11:29.107 --> 01:11:30.607
why would he want you to be
there at the wedding?

01:11:30.641 --> 01:11:31.841
Maybe he feels guilty.

01:11:31.874 --> 01:11:34.973
I don't know, maybe he feels
like he's doing me a big favour.

01:11:35.007 --> 01:11:36.107
How is this a favour?

01:11:36.141 --> 01:11:37.441
The girl's family is loaded.

01:11:37.474 --> 01:11:40.441
Ok, so we're absolutely
doing it.

01:11:40.474 --> 01:11:42.340
But Jeff is a tool.

01:11:42.374 --> 01:11:44.208
And not a sharp one.

01:11:45.374 --> 01:11:46.641
Do you know, Luce, when uh,

01:11:46.674 --> 01:11:50.507
when Sharon left me
for Jennifer...

01:11:50.541 --> 01:11:53.175
it was more the rejection
that hurt.

01:11:53.208 --> 01:11:54.574
Not necessarily her leaving.

01:11:54.607 --> 01:11:57.407
Honestly, I don't really care
about Jeff leaving.

01:11:57.441 --> 01:11:58.674
And who wants to have
super lame sex

01:11:58.707 --> 01:12:00.441
the rest of their life, anyway?

01:12:00.474 --> 01:12:01.541
Uh, I do.

01:12:01.574 --> 01:12:05.707
Lame sex, virtual sex,
the faint possibility of sex,

01:12:05.741 --> 01:12:07.741
any of which would be more
than I'm currently getting.

01:12:07.774 --> 01:12:09.574
I can't even get my hand
to have sex with me anymore.

01:12:09.607 --> 01:12:12.040
Yeah, well, maybe if you dressed
up your hand like a redhead

01:12:12.073 --> 01:12:14.574
who cooks, loves musicals,
and has a PhD...

01:12:14.607 --> 01:12:16.641
I'm sad to report
that my standards

01:12:16.674 --> 01:12:18.674
have dropped somewhat
significantly.

01:12:18.707 --> 01:12:19.507
Oh yeah?

01:12:19.541 --> 01:12:21.040
Well, what is your type
these days?

01:12:21.073 --> 01:12:22.541
Willing.

01:12:23.674 --> 01:12:24.541
And I've got to go to Vegas
for a bachelor party.

01:12:24.574 --> 01:12:27.208
I swear, all those boobs
I can't touch

01:12:27.241 --> 01:12:28.674
might just be the end of me.

01:12:28.707 --> 01:12:30.641
Yeah, I'm pretty sure
no one over the age of two

01:12:30.674 --> 01:12:33.607
has ever died
from lack of boob.

01:12:33.641 --> 01:12:34.441
That's a valid point.

01:12:34.474 --> 01:12:36.707
Wait a second,
when are you leaving?

01:12:36.741 --> 01:12:37.607
For Vegas?

01:12:37.641 --> 01:12:38.607
Yeah.

01:12:38.641 --> 01:12:40.674
Tomorrow, why?

01:12:40.707 --> 01:12:42.307
Because I need to finish
my list

01:12:42.340 --> 01:12:43.641
and there's this Vegas thing
on there.

01:12:43.674 --> 01:12:45.607
No, no, no, you need
to finish it

01:12:45.641 --> 01:12:47.007
because Jeff's getting married.

01:12:47.040 --> 01:12:47.973
No, I-

01:12:48.007 --> 01:12:49.208
Besides, Grant's
gonna be there.

01:12:49.241 --> 01:12:50.607
I don't care if Grant's
gonna be there.

01:12:50.641 --> 01:12:53.108
I just need to finish my list,
alright?

01:12:53.141 --> 01:12:55.307
And you're gonna help me.

01:12:55.340 --> 01:12:56.340
So just embarrassing me

01:12:56.374 --> 01:12:58.474
at the strip club wasn't enough
for you, was it?

01:12:58.507 --> 01:12:59.674
This'll be so much better.

01:12:59.707 --> 01:13:00.507
Will it be, though?

01:13:00.541 --> 01:13:01.541
Yeah.

01:13:02.407 --> 01:13:04.241
Could I get more needles
in here, please?

01:13:04.275 --> 01:13:05.574
Tensing up!

01:13:41.641 --> 01:13:43.307
You need to have sex.

01:13:43.340 --> 01:13:45.141
And I have to finish
my list.

01:13:45.175 --> 01:13:46.607
So it's a win-win.

01:13:46.641 --> 01:13:47.774
Um, for losers.

01:13:47.808 --> 01:13:50.507
So I'm not sure we come out
on the right side of this.

01:13:50.541 --> 01:13:51.674
Ok.

01:13:51.707 --> 01:13:54.275
Here is who's working today.

01:13:56.340 --> 01:13:57.241
Nope.

01:13:57.275 --> 01:13:58.275
Can't do it.

01:13:58.307 --> 01:13:58.973
Do you know what?

01:13:59.008 --> 01:14:00.208
They're probably all diseased.

01:14:00.241 --> 01:14:02.275
No, you're more likely to catch
something in a sorority house.

01:14:02.307 --> 01:14:03.507
See?

01:14:03.541 --> 01:14:06.108
Here is a whole information
sheet about their weekly tests,

01:14:06.141 --> 01:14:08.074
how they check each customer
for symptoms,

01:14:08.108 --> 01:14:11.541
and clean everyone's genitals
with anti-bacterial-

01:14:11.574 --> 01:14:13.208
How about we don't use
the word "genitals"?

01:14:13.241 --> 01:14:14.741
Will you please just go
in there and do the deed

01:14:14.774 --> 01:14:15.974
so you can report back?

01:14:16.008 --> 01:14:18.008
Why don't you just go inside
and do the deed and report back?

01:14:18.041 --> 01:14:19.974
Because they don't service
lesbians or straight girls

01:14:20.008 --> 01:14:21.340
who like sex with women.

01:14:21.374 --> 01:14:23.541
How do you know they
don't service women?

01:14:23.574 --> 01:14:26.340
Oh my god, you called
and asked for yourself.

01:14:26.374 --> 01:14:28.974
Wow, you really have
turned over a new leaf.

01:14:29.008 --> 01:14:32.374
Look, you buy women
nice dinners all the time

01:14:32.407 --> 01:14:33.641
hoping to get sex out of it,
correct?

01:14:33.674 --> 01:14:35.407
What?

01:14:35.441 --> 01:14:36.507
Pfff.

01:14:38.507 --> 01:14:39.175
I- I do.

01:14:39.208 --> 01:14:40.374
Yeah.

01:14:40.407 --> 01:14:43.541
So that's just a more honest
side of the exact same coin,

01:14:43.574 --> 01:14:46.275
and it's perfectly natural.

01:14:47.275 --> 01:14:49.407
I'm not going in there alone.

01:14:49.441 --> 01:14:52.074
Well, great, let's get
in there.

01:14:52.108 --> 01:14:54.441
Wow. Called my bluff.

01:14:56.774 --> 01:14:58.707
Oh boy, this is happening.

01:15:01.141 --> 01:15:02.641
Hey, sweetheart.

01:15:02.674 --> 01:15:04.241
You worry too much.

01:15:04.275 --> 01:15:07.074
I told you there'd be other
normal people here.

01:15:07.108 --> 01:15:08.208
Howdy, fellas.

01:15:08.241 --> 01:15:09.974
How y'all doin' today?

01:15:10.008 --> 01:15:12.674
We're here to get her some,
if you know what I mean.

01:15:12.707 --> 01:15:15.175
Ain't that right,
honey bunch?

01:15:15.208 --> 01:15:17.574
It's a perfectly natural thing.

01:15:17.607 --> 01:15:19.974
What dialect is that?

01:15:20.008 --> 01:15:21.141
Is it not southern?

01:15:21.175 --> 01:15:22.507
Not at all.

01:15:22.541 --> 01:15:24.707
And just to be clear,
this is already not worth it.

01:15:24.741 --> 01:15:27.507
Just so we are clear, am I to
share your girl or get my own?

01:15:27.541 --> 01:15:30.441
I mean, we've not really worked
out any of the details here.

01:15:32.108 --> 01:15:33.208
Oh.

01:15:34.774 --> 01:15:36.141
Interesting.

01:15:36.707 --> 01:15:39.707
Ladies? Please say hello.

01:15:40.607 --> 01:15:43.474
Just like that, here they come,
down the staircase.

01:15:43.507 --> 01:15:45.574
Oh, that's a nice dress.

01:15:46.541 --> 01:15:47.941
Thank you.

01:15:48.407 --> 01:15:50.008
I need to go to the bathroom.

01:15:50.041 --> 01:15:53.208
Uh... I can't do this.

01:15:53.241 --> 01:15:54.374
I'm so, so sorry.

01:15:54.407 --> 01:15:55.407
May I squeeze through?

01:15:55.441 --> 01:15:57.474
Good luck.

01:15:58.175 --> 01:16:00.307
What happened to your boyfriend?

01:16:00.340 --> 01:16:02.507
Oh, no, he's not
my boyfriend.

01:16:02.541 --> 01:16:06.474
He's more of a colleague.

01:16:06.507 --> 01:16:08.407
Excuse me, doll?

01:16:08.441 --> 01:16:11.208
We don't service
single women here.

01:16:11.241 --> 01:16:15.307
Actually, I want to apply
for a job.

01:16:16.340 --> 01:16:17.507
As...?

01:16:17.541 --> 01:16:19.507
As a... you know,

01:16:19.541 --> 01:16:22.208
what they are-do.

01:16:22.241 --> 01:16:23.407
Hi.

01:16:23.441 --> 01:16:26.108
You want to be a working girl.

01:16:26.141 --> 01:16:27.507
Yeah.

01:16:34.275 --> 01:16:35.407
Wow.

01:16:35.441 --> 01:16:36.707
How'd it go?

01:16:36.741 --> 01:16:40.275
Well, I applied to be
one of the girls.

01:16:40.307 --> 01:16:41.441
I'm sorry, what?

01:16:41.474 --> 01:16:44.108
Well, I didn't get the job,
obviously.

01:16:44.141 --> 01:16:45.340
So quick question.

01:16:45.374 --> 01:16:46.674
When I tell the story later,

01:16:46.707 --> 01:16:48.241
which do you think is going
to be better?

01:16:48.275 --> 01:16:50.008
The fact that you applied
to be a prostitute

01:16:50.041 --> 01:16:51.374
or that you didn't get
the job?

01:16:51.407 --> 01:16:53.041
Anyway, I'm really sorry

01:16:53.074 --> 01:16:54.407
that you're late for
your bachelor party.

01:16:54.441 --> 01:16:55.175
No, that's alright.

01:16:55.208 --> 01:16:56.108
I'll just tell them
the truth,

01:16:56.141 --> 01:16:58.208
that you got hung up
at a job interview.

01:16:58.241 --> 01:16:59.507
I'm just teasing.

01:16:59.541 --> 01:17:01.340
They'd be lucky
to have you.

01:17:01.374 --> 01:17:02.507
Thank you.

01:17:18.074 --> 01:17:19.175
Here we are, huh?

01:17:19.208 --> 01:17:21.607
Well, I mean, are you sure you
don't wanna come along?

01:17:21.641 --> 01:17:23.474
You can always be the
entertainment package.

01:17:23.507 --> 01:17:26.074
No, I'm just gonna
wander around.

01:17:26.108 --> 01:17:26.909
Alright.

01:17:26.941 --> 01:17:28.441
All I want right now
is a quiet bar

01:17:28.474 --> 01:17:30.974
and an artfully
crafted cocktail.

01:17:31.008 --> 01:17:31.574
Fair enough.

01:17:31.607 --> 01:17:32.241
Have fun!

01:17:32.275 --> 01:17:33.574
Alright, have a good night!

01:17:35.441 --> 01:17:37.374
Woooo!

01:17:41.407 --> 01:17:42.574
Yes!

01:17:43.374 --> 01:17:44.574
Ooh, that's strong.

01:17:44.607 --> 01:17:46.208
Let's take a picture.

01:17:46.407 --> 01:17:47.707
My new friends.

01:17:47.741 --> 01:17:50.241
One, two, three.

01:17:52.407 --> 01:17:53.674
Alright, Vegas.

01:17:53.707 --> 01:17:56.541
Welcome to karaoke night
at the Blue Saloon.

01:17:56.574 --> 01:17:58.541
Up next we've got...

01:18:00.607 --> 01:18:02.307
Lucy Neal.

01:18:02.340 --> 01:18:03.307
Come on up.

01:18:03.340 --> 01:18:04.307
What?

01:18:04.340 --> 01:18:05.340
Oh, no.

01:18:05.374 --> 01:18:07.108
No, I didn't sign up.

01:18:07.141 --> 01:18:09.307
Well, someone put your name
in there.

01:18:10.340 --> 01:18:14.008
Well... actually,
I don't sing.

01:18:14.041 --> 01:18:15.275
What do you do, then?

01:18:15.307 --> 01:18:19.742
Um... I'm a violinist?

01:18:19.775 --> 01:18:21.340
Oh.

01:18:22.641 --> 01:18:24.008
Well then why don't
you come down

01:18:24.041 --> 01:18:24.974
and play some violin for us?

01:18:25.008 --> 01:18:25.407
Oh, no, no, no.

01:18:25.441 --> 01:18:26.074
No, I'm good.

01:18:26.108 --> 01:18:27.108
Thank you.

01:18:27.141 --> 01:18:28.307
Come on, there's only like
five people in here.

01:18:28.340 --> 01:18:29.641
What've you got to lose?

01:18:29.674 --> 01:18:31.241
Get up here, have some fun.

01:18:31.742 --> 01:18:33.108
Crap.

01:18:33.340 --> 01:18:34.574
Ok.

01:18:36.108 --> 01:18:38.141
Not cool, guys.

01:18:39.008 --> 01:18:40.241
Give it up for Lucy.

01:18:43.507 --> 01:18:45.641
I play classical mostly.

01:18:45.674 --> 01:18:46.507
Don't worry about it.

01:18:46.541 --> 01:18:48.008
Just play along.
We're in the key of G.

01:18:48.041 --> 01:18:48.541
It's an original.

01:18:48.574 --> 01:18:50.008
There's your bow.

01:18:52.175 --> 01:18:53.441
Are you guys ready?

01:19:28.307 --> 01:19:33.041
♪ Hello my lovely baby,
I want you near, ♪

01:19:33.074 --> 01:19:35.241
♪ I see you walking
through my door, ♪

01:19:35.275 --> 01:19:36.742
♪ And it is clear, ♪

01:19:36.775 --> 01:19:41.307
♪ I need you more and more,
don't I? ♪

01:19:41.340 --> 01:19:45.340
♪ I want you more and more
in my life, ♪

01:19:45.374 --> 01:19:48.675
♪ So hey, come on in, ♪

01:20:05.307 --> 01:20:07.175
♪ Wake me up, baby, ♪

01:20:07.208 --> 01:20:10.208
♪ I feel I'm getting cold, ♪

01:20:14.141 --> 01:20:16.275
♪ Wake me up, baby, ♪

01:20:16.307 --> 01:20:19.407
♪ I feel my heart
in my soul, ♪

01:20:21.642 --> 01:20:22.974
♪ Yeah, yeah, ♪

01:20:23.008 --> 01:20:24.742
♪ Wake me up, baby, ♪

01:20:24.775 --> 01:20:27.307
♪ Wake me up in my soul, ♪

01:20:31.175 --> 01:20:33.340
♪ Wake me up baby, ♪

01:20:33.374 --> 01:20:36.340
♪ I feel my heart's
getting cold, ♪

01:20:36.374 --> 01:20:37.407
♪ I don't wanna get cold, ♪

01:20:37.441 --> 01:20:38.374
♪ Now, warm me up, ♪

01:20:38.407 --> 01:20:40.541
♪ warm me up,
warm me up, ♪

01:20:42.407 --> 01:20:46.507
♪ And I am fallin' fallin'
fallin' for you so I, ♪

01:20:46.541 --> 01:20:48.574
♪ Realize I that
I am old and, ♪

01:20:48.608 --> 01:20:53.074
♪ Suddenly it seems
everyone has left me, ♪

01:20:53.108 --> 01:20:56.108
♪ Suddenly as it seems
as the future's ♪

01:20:56.141 --> 01:20:59.141
♪ right in front of me ♪

01:21:02.175 --> 01:21:02.675
Yeah!

01:21:02.708 --> 01:21:03.974
Alright, Lucy!

01:21:05.241 --> 01:21:06.974
Yeah.

01:21:07.008 --> 01:21:09.175
Well done.

01:21:09.208 --> 01:21:11.275
<i>Alright, let's see
who's up next.</i>

01:21:11.307 --> 01:21:13.974
<i>Anyone else have any
hidden talents out there?</i>

01:21:16.307 --> 01:21:17.608
What're you doing here?

01:21:17.642 --> 01:21:21.307
Shouldn't you be at the bachelor
party with Paul?

01:21:21.340 --> 01:21:24.108
Paul showed me the picture
you texted him

01:21:24.141 --> 01:21:27.374
of you and the posse
of Harvard boys.

01:21:27.407 --> 01:21:28.575
I recognized the bar so-

01:21:28.608 --> 01:21:29.307
What, so you-

01:21:29.340 --> 01:21:31.208
Thought I'd come looking
for you.

01:21:31.241 --> 01:21:33.708
Please tell me you've got
better than that.

01:21:37.474 --> 01:21:39.407
How about I tell you how sorry
I am that I fell off

01:21:39.441 --> 01:21:41.474
the face of the earth?

01:21:43.175 --> 01:21:44.441
I was an idiot.

01:21:44.474 --> 01:21:47.208
Why didn't you call?

01:21:47.241 --> 01:21:49.441
A bunch of reasons.

01:21:49.474 --> 01:21:51.241
None of them good.

01:21:53.074 --> 01:21:54.141
Ok, look.

01:21:54.175 --> 01:21:55.575
This has been fun and thank you
for whatever this is

01:21:55.608 --> 01:21:56.275
but I am not-

01:21:56.307 --> 01:21:57.340
But-but wait.

01:21:57.374 --> 01:22:00.208
Can I just have one second?

01:22:00.241 --> 01:22:04.441
Meeting you was
a big surprise.

01:22:04.474 --> 01:22:09.275
And then I realized how much
I really liked you.

01:22:09.307 --> 01:22:10.307
But then I-I just-

01:22:10.340 --> 01:22:13.141
Decided to show your
considerable appreciation

01:22:13.175 --> 01:22:17.108
by sleeping with me
and then running out?

01:22:17.141 --> 01:22:19.575
It's just-it's a scary
proposition.

01:22:19.608 --> 01:22:20.441
What's scary?

01:22:20.474 --> 01:22:21.008
I'm scary?

01:22:21.041 --> 01:22:24.008
What is scary about me?

01:22:27.275 --> 01:22:32.074
For starters, you're
obsessed with sex.

01:22:36.675 --> 01:22:42.374
Look, you came around
at a really weird time.

01:22:42.407 --> 01:22:44.441
And I know the list is bizarre

01:22:44.475 --> 01:22:48.108
but I've got something
important to prove.

01:22:48.141 --> 01:22:49.307
Prove what? To who?

01:22:49.340 --> 01:22:51.108
To myself.

01:22:53.775 --> 01:23:00.340
I guess... I need to prove
to myself that I'm enough.

01:23:09.208 --> 01:23:11.374
Leaving like that
was a mistake.

01:23:11.407 --> 01:23:14.708
Not calling you
was a mistake.

01:23:14.742 --> 01:23:17.675
Will you please forgive me?

01:23:35.275 --> 01:23:36.442
Sorry.

01:23:41.708 --> 01:23:42.175
Woah, woah, woah.

01:23:42.208 --> 01:23:43.175
Wait. Wait. Stop.

01:23:43.208 --> 01:23:43.909
Stop?

01:23:43.941 --> 01:23:46.175
I don't wanna hurt
the baby.

01:23:46.208 --> 01:23:47.742
What?

01:23:47.775 --> 01:23:52.041
Um... I'm not pregnant.

01:23:52.074 --> 01:23:53.340
I beg your pardon?

01:23:53.374 --> 01:23:54.074
Wait-

01:23:54.108 --> 01:23:55.175
You're not?

01:23:55.208 --> 01:23:57.708
I know-I know
I've been emotional

01:23:57.742 --> 01:24:00.475
and like I'm craving some weird
stuff, but oh my-oh my god,

01:24:00.508 --> 01:24:01.108
do I look pregnant?

01:24:01.141 --> 01:24:02.074
No, no, no.

01:24:02.108 --> 01:24:02.875
You're not emotional.

01:24:02.909 --> 01:24:04.141
You look stunning
and beautiful.

01:24:04.175 --> 01:24:10.175
It's uh, at your house you had
maternity pants on the chair.

01:24:10.208 --> 01:24:12.675
Honestly, I saw the pants
and I freaked out

01:24:12.708 --> 01:24:14.974
and that's why I left.

01:24:15.008 --> 01:24:17.141
Oh my god.

01:24:17.175 --> 01:24:19.141
What?

01:24:19.175 --> 01:24:20.108
Oh my god.

01:24:20.141 --> 01:24:23.642
You left because you thought
I was pregnant?

01:24:23.675 --> 01:24:25.141
It's a scary proposition.

01:24:30.208 --> 01:24:31.340
Wow.

01:24:34.508 --> 01:24:36.008
Wait.

01:24:37.108 --> 01:24:40.475
You thought that and you
still wanted to be with me.

01:24:50.375 --> 01:24:51.742
We like the same books.

01:24:51.775 --> 01:24:53.241
Mmm.

01:24:53.275 --> 01:24:55.041
Not in the same order.

01:24:55.074 --> 01:24:56.141
You're right.

01:24:56.175 --> 01:24:58.307
It's never gonna work.

01:25:25.008 --> 01:25:25.974
<i>Luce, it's Paul.</i>

01:25:26.008 --> 01:25:26.675
<i>You're never gonna believe this.</i>

01:25:26.708 --> 01:25:27.775
<i>I've met the girl of my dreams.</i>

01:25:27.809 --> 01:25:30.275
<i>Her name is Destiny and yes,
she is a stripper.</i>

01:25:30.308 --> 01:25:31.974
<i>Let me tell you...</i>

01:25:35.074 --> 01:25:36.742
<i>Hi Lucy, Howard Gregson.</i>

01:25:36.775 --> 01:25:39.974
<i>Our committee loved
your audition but ultimately</i>

01:25:40.008 --> 01:25:42.442
<i>decided your playing
is too expansive.</i>

01:25:42.475 --> 01:25:45.175
<i>A hair uninhibited
for our conductor.</i>

01:25:45.208 --> 01:25:48.008
<i>But I think your skills
are just a bit misplaced.</i>

01:25:48.041 --> 01:25:50.008
<i>To that end I have an
opportunity coming up</i>

01:25:50.041 --> 01:25:51.675
<i>in a couple of weeks.</i>

01:26:17.375 --> 01:26:18.675
- Hey.
- Hey.

01:26:18.708 --> 01:26:19.708
You all ready
for the wedding?

01:26:19.742 --> 01:26:23.041
Yes, but there's something
we need to do first.

01:26:30.276 --> 01:26:32.008
Wow.

01:26:32.041 --> 01:26:33.708
Well, you've still got one
more thing on your list.

01:26:33.742 --> 01:26:35.208
Oh.

01:26:35.242 --> 01:26:36.375
Yes, I do.

01:26:36.408 --> 01:26:37.974
Let's go.

01:26:45.242 --> 01:26:45.775
There you go.

01:26:45.809 --> 01:26:46.742
Thank you guys so much.

01:26:46.775 --> 01:26:48.308
Thank you.

01:26:48.341 --> 01:26:49.208
- Hi.
- Hi.

01:26:49.242 --> 01:26:50.108
Hey.

01:26:50.141 --> 01:26:51.175
Who can I make it out to?

01:26:51.208 --> 01:26:52.074
Uh, Lucy.

01:26:52.108 --> 01:26:54.008
Yeah, she's a big fan.

01:26:54.041 --> 01:26:56.041
Um, how do I spell that?

01:26:57.742 --> 01:27:00.642
Actually, there's a much
bigger fan

01:27:00.675 --> 01:27:03.408
that you should make this
out to.

01:27:05.742 --> 01:27:09.108
I mean, this is just so Jeff.

01:27:10.608 --> 01:27:11.708
Care to dance?

01:27:11.742 --> 01:27:13.941
Yes, I would love to.

01:27:33.276 --> 01:27:35.242
Ok, Stan.

01:27:35.276 --> 01:27:36.675
Woo!

01:27:36.708 --> 01:27:37.276
Hey, there she is.

01:27:37.308 --> 01:27:39.141
Here, come on.
Switch.

01:27:39.176 --> 01:27:40.341
Oh.

01:27:41.276 --> 01:27:42.508
Hey, congratulations.

01:27:42.542 --> 01:27:43.242
Oh, thanks.

01:27:43.276 --> 01:27:45.041
And thanks for playing
for us.

01:27:45.074 --> 01:27:47.242
The force is strong
with you.

01:27:50.875 --> 01:27:52.209
Mind if I...?

01:27:53.242 --> 01:27:54.608
That's cool.

01:27:56.308 --> 01:27:58.276
Thanks for doing this.

01:27:58.308 --> 01:28:00.008
The price was right.

01:28:00.041 --> 01:28:00.909
Is that the only reason?

01:28:00.941 --> 01:28:05.142
No. Well, maybe.
Ok, yes. It was. But...

01:28:05.176 --> 01:28:06.074
Ok.

01:28:06.108 --> 01:28:07.642
I'm glad I did.

01:28:07.675 --> 01:28:08.608
I'm glad we're good.

01:28:08.642 --> 01:28:10.242
Me too.

01:28:10.276 --> 01:28:11.242
Uh, I gotta ask you.

01:28:11.276 --> 01:28:15.675
Um, whatever happened
to that list you had?

01:28:15.708 --> 01:28:17.675
The interesting one?

01:28:17.708 --> 01:28:20.542
Wait until you see the wedding
gift I got for you.

01:28:37.308 --> 01:28:39.608
I can't find it.

01:28:39.642 --> 01:28:43.209
That's because
it's right here.

01:28:45.008 --> 01:28:48.209
And I can't wait to give it
to you.

01:28:57.475 --> 01:28:58.708
I'm... married.

01:28:58.742 --> 01:29:00.575
I'm-I got married.

01:29:00.608 --> 01:29:03.242
I'm married today.

01:29:05.742 --> 01:29:07.742
Thank you so much
for doing this.

01:29:07.775 --> 01:29:09.308
What can I say?

01:29:09.341 --> 01:29:10.575
I believe in love.

01:29:10.608 --> 01:29:12.708
Hey, Luce, all the bridesmaids
are twerking

01:29:12.742 --> 01:29:14.176
on the dance floor...

01:29:14.209 --> 01:29:16.242
Hi.

01:29:16.276 --> 01:29:17.142
I'm Paul.

01:29:17.176 --> 01:29:19.675
I'm Honey.

01:29:19.708 --> 01:29:22.608
Delighted.

01:29:22.642 --> 01:29:24.109
Are you gonna ask me
to dance?

01:29:24.142 --> 01:29:25.109
Yes, yes I am.

01:29:25.142 --> 01:29:26.675
Right this way, please.

01:29:36.041 --> 01:29:37.341
<i>Alright, ladies and gentlemen,</i>

01:29:37.375 --> 01:29:40.041
<i>there's only a few songs left
so get out on the dance floor.</i>

01:29:40.075 --> 01:29:43.008
<i>Let's celebrate
Jeff and Anne tonight.</i>

01:29:43.041 --> 01:29:44.642
<i>Let's send them off
with style.</i>

01:29:44.675 --> 01:29:48.341
<i>Don't forget to tip
your bartender.</i>

01:30:04.408 --> 01:30:05.142
What?

01:30:09.408 --> 01:30:30.142
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