WEBVTT 00:00:49.760 --> 00:01:19.760 ..:: Presented By ZarFilm Website ::.. ‏.:: www.bolboljan.net ::. 00:01:17.000 --> 00:01:21.000 In old country of Schlupsk, I am ditch digger. 00:01:24.000 --> 00:01:26.000 It is not always great. 00:01:50.000 --> 00:01:52.000 Life is difficult. 00:01:52.000 --> 00:01:54.000 But then one day, 00:01:54.000 --> 00:01:56.000 Hashem gives me a miracle. 00:02:02.000 --> 00:02:05.000 Her name is Sarah. 00:02:05.000 --> 00:02:07.000 She is strong 00:02:07.000 --> 00:02:11.000 and she has all her teeth, top and bottom. 00:02:11.000 --> 00:02:13.000 I decide at once to woo her. 00:02:24.000 --> 00:02:26.000 Wooing fails, 00:02:26.000 --> 00:02:28.000 but I am determined to win her. 00:02:32.000 --> 00:02:35.000 Every day, I dig twice the ditch. 00:03:10.000 --> 00:03:13.000 It is greatest summer of my life. 00:03:13.000 --> 00:03:15.000 We have so much in common. 00:03:15.000 --> 00:03:18.000 Her favorite color black. My favorite color black. 00:03:18.000 --> 00:03:20.000 Her parents murdered by Cossacks. 00:03:20.000 --> 00:03:23.000 My parents murdered by Cossacks. 00:03:23.000 --> 00:03:26.000 I notice nice little thing about her. 00:03:26.000 --> 00:03:28.000 She always sneeze same way. 00:03:29.000 --> 00:03:30.000 Four time. 00:03:32.000 --> 00:03:34.000 Is adorable. 00:03:37.000 --> 00:03:40.000 Sometimes, when we want to be alone, 00:03:40.000 --> 00:03:42.000 we go to very special bog. 00:03:42.000 --> 00:03:45.000 We tell each other all our hopes and dreams. 00:04:21.000 --> 00:04:22.000 Oh. 00:05:03.000 --> 00:05:06.000 We have wedding in front of whole town. 00:05:08.000 --> 00:05:10.000 Hashem blesses us. 00:05:11.000 --> 00:05:12.000 For a bit. 00:05:17.000 --> 00:05:19.000 We are attacked by Cossacks. 00:05:19.000 --> 00:05:21.000 Bloodthirsty, Jew-hungry, 00:05:21.000 --> 00:05:24.000 Russian maniacs drunk from vodka. 00:05:24.000 --> 00:05:25.000 Jew! 00:05:28.000 --> 00:05:32.000 The Cossacks destroy our whole world. 00:05:33.000 --> 00:05:35.000 But... 00:05:36.000 --> 00:05:38.000 we are the Greenbaums. 00:05:38.000 --> 00:05:40.000 We are strong. 00:05:40.000 --> 00:05:43.000 And together there is no stopping us. 00:05:43.000 --> 00:05:48.000 We keep fighting till we have American dream. 00:05:48.000 --> 00:05:51.000 All right, let's get these 00:05:48.000 --> 00:05:51.000 dumb Polacks outta here. 00:05:52.000 --> 00:05:56.000 Compared to Cossacks, 00:05:52.000 --> 00:05:56.000 Americans very kind. 00:05:56.000 --> 00:05:59.000 All right. This way, you filthy Jews. Let's go. 00:05:59.000 --> 00:06:02.000 I find good job in pickle factory. 00:06:02.000 --> 00:06:04.000 A good Jewish business. 00:06:04.000 --> 00:06:07.000 The foreman will not let me mix salt. 00:06:07.000 --> 00:06:09.000 Or sort cucumber. 00:06:09.000 --> 00:06:12.000 But he says I can chase rats with club 00:06:12.000 --> 00:06:16.000 and he will pay nickel for every ten Herschel smash. 00:06:19.000 --> 00:06:22.000 It is not dream job. 00:06:22.000 --> 00:06:25.000 But I am grateful for chance to prove my worth. 00:06:25.000 --> 00:06:28.000 Get your seltzer water here! Just one bright, shiny nickel. 00:06:28.000 --> 00:06:30.000 Some things still out of reach. 00:06:30.000 --> 00:06:32.000 Seltzer water. Get your seltzer water! 00:06:32.000 --> 00:06:33.000 Yeah, you, sir. Seltzer water today? 00:06:34.000 --> 00:06:36.000 It's only one bright, shiny nickel for the men. 00:06:36.000 --> 00:06:38.000 It's only one bright, shiny nickel for the ladies. 00:06:40.000 --> 00:06:44.000 But over time we work and save. 00:06:45.000 --> 00:06:47.000 I grant Sarah's wish. 00:06:47.000 --> 00:06:51.000 A beautiful Greenbaum family plot 00:06:51.000 --> 00:06:53.000 for us to share. 00:06:53.000 --> 00:06:54.000 Forever. 00:06:57.000 --> 00:07:01.000 Then Hashem gives us biggest miracle of all. 00:07:03.000 --> 00:07:05.000 So one night to Sarah 00:07:05.000 --> 00:07:07.000 I make this vow. 00:07:08.000 --> 00:07:11.000 Our child will be strong. 00:07:12.000 --> 00:07:15.000 And our child's child will be strong. 00:07:16.000 --> 00:07:19.000 Our family will prosper. 00:07:20.000 --> 00:07:23.000 And in 100 years, 00:07:23.000 --> 00:07:25.000 the Greenbaums will be powerful. 00:07:27.000 --> 00:07:28.000 Successful. 00:07:28.000 --> 00:07:31.000 The strongest in the land. 00:07:36.000 --> 00:07:38.000 And then one day, 00:07:39.000 --> 00:07:41.000 everything changed. 00:08:13.000 --> 00:08:14.000 Attention! 00:08:14.000 --> 00:08:18.000 This factory has been condemned. 00:09:00.000 --> 00:09:01.000 -Damn it. -Shit. 00:09:09.000 --> 00:09:11.000 Dude, we're never gonna find this, bro. 00:09:11.000 --> 00:09:12.000 No, it's definitely this way. 00:09:20.000 --> 00:09:21.000 Whoa. 00:09:42.000 --> 00:09:43.000 Let's go! 00:09:55.000 --> 00:09:58.000 Please! Please! Settle down. 00:09:58.000 --> 00:10:02.000 Essentially, the pickle brine preserved him perfectly. 00:10:02.000 --> 00:10:06.000 It's been 100 years, but he hasn't aged a day. 00:10:06.000 --> 00:10:09.000 -That's impossible. -You don't honestly expect us 00:10:06.000 --> 00:10:09.000 to buy that, do you? 00:10:09.000 --> 00:10:11.000 What's the science behind it? 00:10:11.000 --> 00:10:13.000 Please, let me explain. 00:10:13.000 --> 00:10:15.000 The scientist explains. 00:10:15.000 --> 00:10:17.000 His logic is good. 00:10:18.000 --> 00:10:20.000 It satisfies everyone. 00:10:20.000 --> 00:10:21.000 -Oh, yes. -It makes sense. 00:10:21.000 --> 00:10:22.000 -Absolutely. -Very clear. 00:10:23.000 --> 00:10:24.000 But... 00:10:24.000 --> 00:10:26.000 I'm very sad. 00:10:26.000 --> 00:10:29.000 The world has changed. 00:10:29.000 --> 00:10:32.000 Everything I know is gone. And... 00:10:33.000 --> 00:10:35.000 ...everyone. 00:10:35.000 --> 00:10:37.000 I'm so sorry, Herschel. 00:10:39.000 --> 00:10:41.000 You will check again. 00:10:41.000 --> 00:10:43.000 We already checked the city records twice. 00:10:44.000 --> 00:10:46.000 She wasn't brined. 00:10:46.000 --> 00:10:48.000 She's been dead for 80 years. 00:10:48.000 --> 00:10:49.000 You will check again. 00:10:49.000 --> 00:10:50.000 We already checked. 00:10:55.000 --> 00:10:57.000 My Sarah is gone. 00:10:57.000 --> 00:10:59.000 Our child is gone. 00:11:00.000 --> 00:11:02.000 I have nothing. 00:11:03.000 --> 00:11:07.000 Then I get some great news. 00:11:07.000 --> 00:11:08.000 Great news, Herschel. 00:11:09.000 --> 00:11:10.000 It took a little bit of doing, 00:11:10.000 --> 00:11:13.000 but we were able to track down a living relative. 00:11:13.000 --> 00:11:15.000 I have family? 00:11:15.000 --> 00:11:16.000 Yes. 00:11:16.000 --> 00:11:18.000 A great-grandson. 00:11:18.000 --> 00:11:21.000 And, as luck would have it, he lives right here in Brooklyn 00:11:21.000 --> 00:11:24.000 and he's exactly the same age as you. 00:11:27.000 --> 00:11:30.000 And we're contacting him right now. 00:11:30.000 --> 00:11:31.000 Thank you. 00:11:34.000 --> 00:11:37.000 I am so excited I forget all my misery. 00:11:38.000 --> 00:11:40.000 Even though I have not met this Ben, 00:11:40.000 --> 00:11:43.000 I can see him in my mind. 00:11:44.000 --> 00:11:47.000 He will be just like how I vowed to Sarah, 00:11:48.000 --> 00:11:49.000 powerful. 00:11:49.000 --> 00:11:50.000 Successful. 00:11:51.000 --> 00:11:53.000 The strongest in the land. 00:12:03.000 --> 00:12:04.000 Oh, I'm sorry. 00:12:04.000 --> 00:12:06.000 Excuse me. 00:12:08.000 --> 00:12:09.000 Greenbaum. 00:12:14.000 --> 00:12:15.000 Yeah. 00:12:18.000 --> 00:12:19.000 Greenbaum. 00:12:22.000 --> 00:12:23.000 Greenbaum. 00:12:24.000 --> 00:12:25.000 Greenbaum. 00:12:26.000 --> 00:12:27.000 Greenbaum! 00:12:27.000 --> 00:12:29.000 Greenbaum! 00:12:29.000 --> 00:12:30.000 Greenbaum! 00:12:32.000 --> 00:12:33.000 All right! 00:12:37.000 --> 00:12:39.000 It must be so crazy for you. 00:12:40.000 --> 00:12:41.000 Very crazy. 00:12:41.000 --> 00:12:43.000 Crazy for me, too, man. 00:12:44.000 --> 00:12:45.000 Are you allowed to leave? 00:12:45.000 --> 00:12:47.000 Do you wanna come back to my apartment? 00:12:47.000 --> 00:12:50.000 -Very much. -All right. Let's go. 00:12:54.000 --> 00:12:57.000 Yeah, I got him. I'm his great-grandson. 00:12:57.000 --> 00:13:00.000 So he's gonna stay with me for a bit. Yeah. Thank you. 00:13:06.000 --> 00:13:08.000 Take it in. 00:13:18.000 --> 00:13:19.000 Cool, huh? 00:13:21.000 --> 00:13:22.000 Make way. 00:13:23.000 --> 00:13:25.000 It's a scooter. 00:13:25.000 --> 00:13:27.000 They're actually pretty fun. 00:13:27.000 --> 00:13:30.000 Anyway, I can't wait to show you, like, the future. 00:13:30.000 --> 00:13:33.000 There's so much cool shit, man. You're gonna love it. 00:13:39.000 --> 00:13:40.000 It's cool, man. It's a cab. 00:13:40.000 --> 00:13:43.000 It's gonna take us back to my apartment. Hop in. 00:13:49.000 --> 00:13:51.000 It's all right. 00:13:53.000 --> 00:13:54.000 Oh, yeah, crawl in. 00:13:54.000 --> 00:13:56.000 There you go. You got it. 00:13:57.000 --> 00:13:59.000 We're going to Brooklyn, please. Thank you. 00:14:08.000 --> 00:14:09.000 Here we are, man. 00:14:09.000 --> 00:14:11.000 Home, sweet home. 00:14:11.000 --> 00:14:12.000 Hey, check this out. 00:14:12.000 --> 00:14:14.000 Alexa, lights. 00:14:14.000 --> 00:14:16.000 Pretty cool, huh? 00:14:16.000 --> 00:14:18.000 All this yours? 00:14:18.000 --> 00:14:20.000 Yeah. I mean, I don't own it or anything like that. 00:14:20.000 --> 00:14:23.000 I do live here by myself. I work from home, 00:14:20.000 --> 00:14:23.000 though, a lot. 00:14:23.000 --> 00:14:25.000 It would be nice, honestly, to have someone around. 00:14:25.000 --> 00:14:27.000 So you can stay here as long as you want. 00:14:27.000 --> 00:14:30.000 I do not want to be burden to you. 00:14:30.000 --> 00:14:33.000 It's not a burden, Herschel. At all. I mean... 00:14:38.000 --> 00:14:40.000 I really never thought I would get a chance 00:14:40.000 --> 00:14:42.000 to meet another Greenbaum. So... 00:14:43.000 --> 00:14:45.000 Neither did I. 00:14:47.000 --> 00:14:48.000 You must be thirsty. 00:14:48.000 --> 00:14:51.000 I mean, you were brined for, like, a century. 00:14:51.000 --> 00:14:53.000 And there's salt in brine, right? 00:14:53.000 --> 00:14:55.000 So you must be pretty parched, to say the least. 00:14:56.000 --> 00:14:58.000 Can I get you something to drink? 00:14:58.000 --> 00:15:01.000 Macadamia milk? Or there's cashew milk. 00:15:01.000 --> 00:15:04.000 I got pea milk. They're milking peas now. 00:15:04.000 --> 00:15:06.000 They're milking everything these days, dude. 00:15:06.000 --> 00:15:08.000 You name it, they're milking it. 00:15:08.000 --> 00:15:11.000 I got mint tea. I have kombucha. 00:15:12.000 --> 00:15:14.000 -"Kombucha"? -Yeah. 00:15:14.000 --> 00:15:18.000 It's fermented... stuff. Honestly, I don't even know. 00:15:18.000 --> 00:15:20.000 Tastes nasty. But it's very healthy. 00:15:20.000 --> 00:15:22.000 -Would you like some? -Is fine. 00:15:22.000 --> 00:15:26.000 They inject drink into my arm in hospital. 00:15:26.000 --> 00:15:29.000 -I am fine. -Fair enough. 00:15:29.000 --> 00:15:31.000 There must be something I can get you. 00:15:31.000 --> 00:15:33.000 Would you like some seltzer? 00:15:35.000 --> 00:15:38.000 You have seltzer. 00:15:38.000 --> 00:15:40.000 Oh, I got seltzer for days, son. 00:15:40.000 --> 00:15:44.000 I got a whole seltzer machine. It's pretty cool, actually. 00:15:44.000 --> 00:15:47.000 Ya just fill this up there. 00:15:48.000 --> 00:15:51.000 That's it. You put in the cartridge. 00:15:51.000 --> 00:15:52.000 "Cartridge." 00:15:52.000 --> 00:15:55.000 And you just press that button. Makes you seltzer. 00:15:56.000 --> 00:15:57.000 Press button. 00:15:57.000 --> 00:15:59.000 Exactly. You wanna press it? 00:16:01.000 --> 00:16:03.000 You'll let me press seltzer button? 00:16:03.000 --> 00:16:06.000 Yeah. It's a pretty big deal, but we're family. 00:16:06.000 --> 00:16:08.000 So you can press the seltzer button. 00:16:08.000 --> 00:16:09.000 Knock yourself out. 00:16:12.000 --> 00:16:14.000 Yeah! 00:16:15.000 --> 00:16:17.000 There you go. You're seltzering. 00:16:17.000 --> 00:16:19.000 Pretty cool, huh? 00:16:19.000 --> 00:16:21.000 -The bubble. -So many bubbles. 00:16:21.000 --> 00:16:22.000 Well... 00:16:23.000 --> 00:16:27.000 One for you. And one for me. 00:16:33.000 --> 00:16:34.000 Cheers. 00:16:36.000 --> 00:16:37.000 L'chaim. 00:16:40.000 --> 00:16:41.000 Ooh! 00:16:45.000 --> 00:16:47.000 Yeah. 00:16:50.000 --> 00:16:51.000 Crazy. 00:16:51.000 --> 00:16:53.000 This must be very overwhelming for you. 00:16:53.000 --> 00:16:54.000 It's a lot. It's a little much. 00:16:54.000 --> 00:16:56.000 But I think you'll find there's actually, like, 00:16:56.000 --> 00:16:58.000 some pretty cool stuff about the future. 00:16:59.000 --> 00:17:01.000 Oh, yeah. Exactly. Not just that. 00:17:01.000 --> 00:17:04.000 Uh, I know what else you might like. 00:17:04.000 --> 00:17:06.000 You like music, right? 00:17:06.000 --> 00:17:07.000 Yes. 00:17:07.000 --> 00:17:08.000 Watch this. 00:17:08.000 --> 00:17:09.000 Alexa, play... 00:17:10.000 --> 00:17:11.000 oldies. 00:17:12.000 --> 00:17:14.000 Here's a station for you. Oldies. 00:17:29.000 --> 00:17:30.000 Pretty cool, huh? 00:17:31.000 --> 00:17:33.000 It's a stereo, 00:17:33.000 --> 00:17:35.000 and it plays music from the Internet. 00:17:35.000 --> 00:17:37.000 It comes through these speakers. 00:17:40.000 --> 00:17:41.000 Pretty good, huh? 00:17:42.000 --> 00:17:43.000 It's a good song. 00:17:43.000 --> 00:17:45.000 Here, check it, check it, check it. 00:17:49.000 --> 00:17:51.000 It's you. It's you singing. 00:17:51.000 --> 00:17:54.000 No, I'm lip-synching. Get in there. 00:17:54.000 --> 00:17:55.000 -Get in there, man. -It's okay. 00:17:55.000 --> 00:17:57.000 -It's okay. -Get in there. 00:18:00.000 --> 00:18:02.000 I watch you dance. 00:18:04.000 --> 00:18:06.000 I'm a very good dancer for my time. 00:18:09.000 --> 00:18:11.000 Come on. Get in there. 00:18:11.000 --> 00:18:14.000 Come on. Get in there. I know you want to. 00:18:17.000 --> 00:18:18.000 Yeah. 00:18:19.000 --> 00:18:21.000 Oh, there you go. 00:18:30.000 --> 00:18:33.000 Brooklyn's probably changed a lot since you last saw it, 00:18:33.000 --> 00:18:34.000 I would imagine. 00:18:34.000 --> 00:18:35.000 Good pizza, huh? 00:18:36.000 --> 00:18:37.000 Hey. 00:18:37.000 --> 00:18:39.000 They are couple? 00:18:39.000 --> 00:18:41.000 Yeah, yeah. Interracial couples 00:18:39.000 --> 00:18:41.000 totally cool now 00:18:41.000 --> 00:18:43.000 in parts of the country. 00:18:44.000 --> 00:18:46.000 Yeah, check it out. 00:18:46.000 --> 00:18:47.000 Twinsies. 00:18:47.000 --> 00:18:50.000 Hey, nice clothes. Is that vintage? 00:18:51.000 --> 00:18:52.000 -Good, huh? -Hmm? 00:18:52.000 --> 00:18:54.000 Kosher, too. 00:18:54.000 --> 00:18:55.000 This is a scooter. 00:18:55.000 --> 00:18:58.000 You have legs. You do not need this thing. 00:18:58.000 --> 00:19:01.000 That is a weirdly inappropriate thing to say. 00:19:02.000 --> 00:19:05.000 How many pairs of shoes you own? 00:19:05.000 --> 00:19:07.000 Um, like seven, maybe? 00:19:07.000 --> 00:19:11.000 Seven. How many sock? 00:19:11.000 --> 00:19:13.000 I have like 20, 25 pairs of socks. 00:19:15.000 --> 00:19:18.000 Twenty-five socks! Twenty-five. 00:19:18.000 --> 00:19:19.000 It's a lot of socks. 00:19:25.000 --> 00:19:30.000 Ben Greenbaum. Owner of 25 pair of sock. 00:19:30.000 --> 00:19:31.000 It's pretty normal for today. 00:19:31.000 --> 00:19:33.000 Tell me, what is it you do for job? 00:19:33.000 --> 00:19:35.000 Wait, let me guess. You're a doctor. 00:19:35.000 --> 00:19:38.000 No. You're a lawyer. 00:19:38.000 --> 00:19:39.000 No. 00:19:39.000 --> 00:19:41.000 Close. Freelance mobile app developer. 00:19:42.000 --> 00:19:43.000 What? 00:19:44.000 --> 00:19:46.000 It's easier if I show you. 00:19:46.000 --> 00:19:47.000 Here, come on. 00:19:47.000 --> 00:19:51.000 You're gonna think it's dope. Which means "good." 00:19:51.000 --> 00:19:53.000 Check it out, man. 00:19:53.000 --> 00:19:54.000 Go. 00:19:54.000 --> 00:19:58.000 A magic rectangle. You make this? 00:19:58.000 --> 00:20:01.000 No, I didn't invent the iPad. I wish I did, though. 00:20:01.000 --> 00:20:03.000 But let me ask you this, 00:20:03.000 --> 00:20:05.000 before people buy something 00:20:06.000 --> 00:20:08.000 what's something they wish they knew? 00:20:08.000 --> 00:20:10.000 How long has meat been dead for? 00:20:12.000 --> 00:20:13.000 Yeah, that. 00:20:13.000 --> 00:20:15.000 Also, they want to know 00:20:15.000 --> 00:20:18.000 whether or not the company they're buying from is ethical. 00:20:18.000 --> 00:20:19.000 -They do? -Yes. 00:20:19.000 --> 00:20:21.000 They do. It's called "conscientious shopping." 00:20:19.000 --> 00:20:21.000 It's very popular. 00:20:22.000 --> 00:20:23.000 My app makes it very easy. 00:20:23.000 --> 00:20:25.000 All you do is, you scan a product. 00:20:25.000 --> 00:20:27.000 And it tells you whether or not the company is ethical 00:20:27.000 --> 00:20:31.000 by analyzing its carbon footprint, 00:20:27.000 --> 00:20:31.000 its labor policies, 00:20:31.000 --> 00:20:34.000 and a bunch of other things and it gives you a score. 00:20:34.000 --> 00:20:36.000 Check it out. 00:20:42.000 --> 00:20:43.000 91. 00:20:43.000 --> 00:20:46.000 These kale chips are gonna be extra delicious 00:20:46.000 --> 00:20:48.000 because I know how ethical they are. 00:20:48.000 --> 00:20:49.000 Thanks to Boop Bop. 00:20:50.000 --> 00:20:51.000 -"Boop Bop"? -Boop Bop, yeah. 00:20:52.000 --> 00:20:53.000 -It's called "Boop Bop." -Why Boop Bop? 00:20:54.000 --> 00:20:55.000 Um... 00:20:55.000 --> 00:20:58.000 You know, it's kinda just like the trend, 00:20:55.000 --> 00:20:58.000 I guess, these days 00:20:58.000 --> 00:21:01.000 to give apps, like, silly names. 00:21:01.000 --> 00:21:04.000 You know, Venmo, Hulu, Hipmunk and... 00:21:07.000 --> 00:21:09.000 You know, you might think it's kinda silly. 00:21:09.000 --> 00:21:10.000 But I've been working on it pretty hard 00:21:11.000 --> 00:21:14.000 for five years now, basically. 00:21:14.000 --> 00:21:16.000 And once I sell this thing, I can finally, you know, 00:21:16.000 --> 00:21:19.000 start the next chapter, which is exciting. 00:21:19.000 --> 00:21:22.000 You work for five years. How come you no sell? 00:21:22.000 --> 00:21:24.000 It's just... 00:21:24.000 --> 00:21:26.000 not ready yet. 00:21:26.000 --> 00:21:28.000 I'm still finalizing some things. 00:21:28.000 --> 00:21:32.000 Just really focused on getting it right, you know? 00:21:28.000 --> 00:21:32.000 Making it perfect. 00:21:32.000 --> 00:21:36.000 I think once it's ready, though, I'll have 00:21:32.000 --> 00:21:36.000 a pretty easy time selling it. 00:21:36.000 --> 00:21:39.000 I went to school with this guy who works in venture capital. 00:21:39.000 --> 00:21:41.000 And I'm pretty sure he'd be into it. 00:21:41.000 --> 00:21:43.000 He said that they wanna hear the pitch as soon as it's done. 00:21:43.000 --> 00:21:45.000 But I'm still kind of noodling with the logo. 00:21:45.000 --> 00:21:48.000 I mean, this mustardy one has really been growing on me. 00:21:48.000 --> 00:21:50.000 I kinda wish it was mustardier, though. 00:21:51.000 --> 00:21:53.000 Is this your father? 00:21:53.000 --> 00:21:54.000 No, that's David Bowie. 00:21:55.000 --> 00:21:56.000 Is this your mother? 00:21:56.000 --> 00:21:58.000 No, that's also David Bowie. 00:21:58.000 --> 00:22:00.000 That whole poster's David Bowie. 00:22:05.000 --> 00:22:08.000 How come in this whole place you have so many things, 00:22:08.000 --> 00:22:10.000 but no pictures of family? 00:22:10.000 --> 00:22:12.000 I have pictures of my family. 00:22:12.000 --> 00:22:15.000 I just haven't really, 00:22:15.000 --> 00:22:18.000 you know, like, framed them and incorporated them in my... 00:22:19.000 --> 00:22:21.000 design. 00:22:21.000 --> 00:22:23.000 But I got that stuff right here. 00:22:49.000 --> 00:22:50.000 You kept. 00:22:50.000 --> 00:22:53.000 Yeah. I kept. 00:23:09.000 --> 00:23:10.000 Who is this? 00:23:11.000 --> 00:23:12.000 That's... 00:23:13.000 --> 00:23:14.000 your son. 00:23:14.000 --> 00:23:17.000 It's Mort Greenbaum. 00:23:20.000 --> 00:23:21.000 "Mort"? 00:23:26.000 --> 00:23:28.000 Sarah had son. 00:23:36.000 --> 00:23:38.000 How was his life? 00:23:38.000 --> 00:23:40.000 Was he success? 00:23:40.000 --> 00:23:44.000 Yeah. He was a foreman of a brick factory. 00:23:45.000 --> 00:23:46.000 A foreman? 00:23:47.000 --> 00:23:48.000 Yeah. 00:23:52.000 --> 00:23:53.000 Who is this? 00:23:53.000 --> 00:23:54.000 Uh... 00:23:56.000 --> 00:23:58.000 That's Mort's son. 00:23:58.000 --> 00:24:01.000 David Greenbaum. Your grandson. 00:24:02.000 --> 00:24:04.000 He was also foreman? 00:24:04.000 --> 00:24:06.000 He was an accountant. 00:24:06.000 --> 00:24:08.000 -Accountant. -Yeah. 00:24:09.000 --> 00:24:10.000 This his wife? 00:24:10.000 --> 00:24:11.000 Mm-hmm. 00:24:14.000 --> 00:24:18.000 Who is this very shapely young woman here? 00:24:19.000 --> 00:24:20.000 That's me. 00:24:27.000 --> 00:24:29.000 These are your parents. 00:24:31.000 --> 00:24:32.000 Where are they? 00:24:34.000 --> 00:24:35.000 They passed away. 00:24:37.000 --> 00:24:39.000 I'm very sorry. 00:24:39.000 --> 00:24:40.000 Murdered or regular? 00:24:41.000 --> 00:24:42.000 It was a car crash. 00:24:42.000 --> 00:24:44.000 So, regular. 00:24:44.000 --> 00:24:46.000 You will tell me everything of their death 00:24:46.000 --> 00:24:49.000 so I may bear witness to your grief. 00:24:49.000 --> 00:24:53.000 How their bodies died, their faces as the life left. 00:24:53.000 --> 00:24:54.000 Be very specific. 00:24:54.000 --> 00:24:56.000 Spare no detail. 00:24:56.000 --> 00:24:58.000 We will bond over our pain. 00:24:58.000 --> 00:24:59.000 No detail too small. 00:24:59.000 --> 00:25:01.000 We don't have to get into that right now. 00:25:01.000 --> 00:25:03.000 You wanna get outta here? Let's go to Smorgasburg. 00:25:03.000 --> 00:25:06.000 They have jackfruit nachos that are actually really good. 00:25:07.000 --> 00:25:08.000 We will go to cemetery now. 00:25:08.000 --> 00:25:10.000 Visit Greenbaum family grave, pay our respect to dead. 00:25:10.000 --> 00:25:12.000 Actually, I'm not sure... 00:25:12.000 --> 00:25:14.000 I don't think the cemetery's open right now. 00:25:14.000 --> 00:25:16.000 So we go to cemetery tomorrow. 00:25:16.000 --> 00:25:18.000 I think it was maybe supposed to rain. 00:25:18.000 --> 00:25:20.000 So I guess weather permitting. 00:25:20.000 --> 00:25:22.000 All right. But now we go to shul, 00:25:22.000 --> 00:25:24.000 we say Mourner's Kaddish, prayer for dead. 00:25:24.000 --> 00:25:30.000 Must properly honor memory of Sarah, Mort, your parents. 00:25:31.000 --> 00:25:33.000 Yeah, I'm not... 00:25:33.000 --> 00:25:35.000 I'm not sure that's something I want to do right now. 00:25:35.000 --> 00:25:39.000 But I would be happy to walk you over there. 00:25:39.000 --> 00:25:41.000 What is problem? 00:25:41.000 --> 00:25:42.000 It's not a problem. 00:25:42.000 --> 00:25:47.000 I guess I understand why you're a religious person. 00:25:47.000 --> 00:25:50.000 That makes sense for someone from your era. 00:25:50.000 --> 00:25:53.000 But I am not... 00:25:53.000 --> 00:25:54.000 I'm not very religious. 00:25:54.000 --> 00:25:56.000 You do not know Mourner's Kaddish? 00:25:59.000 --> 00:26:01.000 Not anymore, no. 00:26:02.000 --> 00:26:04.000 How do you grieve for dead parents 00:26:04.000 --> 00:26:06.000 if you do not say prayer for dead? 00:26:06.000 --> 00:26:08.000 I'm doing okay. 00:26:11.000 --> 00:26:13.000 I do not understand. 00:26:15.000 --> 00:26:16.000 You were raised Jew. 00:26:17.000 --> 00:26:17.000 Yeah. 00:26:17.000 --> 00:26:20.000 Are you not still Jew? 00:26:20.000 --> 00:26:22.000 Technically. 00:26:22.000 --> 00:26:24.000 I also had a Jumanji-themed bar mitzvah. 00:26:24.000 --> 00:26:27.000 It's not like I was that religious 00:26:24.000 --> 00:26:27.000 in the first place. 00:26:27.000 --> 00:26:30.000 Also, like, organized religion is very regressive. 00:27:09.000 --> 00:27:13.000 Praise Hashem, there is still beautiful Greenbaum plot. 00:27:13.000 --> 00:27:16.000 Very special place. Very special. 00:27:16.000 --> 00:27:19.000 Tell me, how high is elm tree now? 00:27:19.000 --> 00:27:20.000 100 feet? 00:27:20.000 --> 00:27:22.000 200 feet? 00:27:22.000 --> 00:27:26.000 Yeah. Something like that. Probably. I'm not 100% sure. 00:27:26.000 --> 00:27:28.000 When last time you come? 00:27:28.000 --> 00:27:32.000 I don't know, maybe like five years ago, or somethin'. 00:27:32.000 --> 00:27:34.000 So been a little while. 00:27:35.000 --> 00:27:36.000 Wait. 00:27:37.000 --> 00:27:38.000 It's this way. 00:27:39.000 --> 00:27:40.000 This way! 00:27:55.000 --> 00:27:57.000 Sweet Hashem. 00:28:07.000 --> 00:28:08.000 You let them put garbage. 00:28:10.000 --> 00:28:14.000 And you let them put huge sign block out sun and kill tree! 00:28:14.000 --> 00:28:16.000 Yeah, it's not on our property. 00:28:16.000 --> 00:28:17.000 There's nothing we can do about it. 00:28:25.000 --> 00:28:26.000 Sarah. 00:28:42.000 --> 00:28:43.000 You okay? 00:28:49.000 --> 00:28:51.000 We will pray. 00:29:18.000 --> 00:29:19.000 Hey, guys! 00:29:20.000 --> 00:29:22.000 Sorry, you can't be there. 00:29:23.000 --> 00:29:24.000 What? 00:29:24.000 --> 00:29:26.000 We're putting up a billboard! 00:29:33.000 --> 00:29:34.000 What it say? 00:29:35.000 --> 00:29:37.000 It's an ad for vanilla-flavored vodka. 00:29:39.000 --> 00:29:41.000 Vanilla-flavored... 00:29:43.000 --> 00:29:44.000 ...vodka? 00:29:48.000 --> 00:29:49.000 Cossacks. 00:29:51.000 --> 00:29:52.000 Cossack! 00:29:54.000 --> 00:29:56.000 Hershel, what are you doin', man? 00:29:58.000 --> 00:30:01.000 You will take down vanilla vodka... 00:30:02.000 --> 00:30:03.000 or I will do violence. 00:30:04.000 --> 00:30:05.000 What? 00:30:05.000 --> 00:30:10.000 You will take down vanilla vodka... 00:30:13.000 --> 00:30:14.000 or I will do violence. 00:30:14.000 --> 00:30:16.000 Look, buddy, I don't have time for-- 00:30:17.000 --> 00:30:19.000 Oh, shit. No! 00:30:26.000 --> 00:30:28.000 -Stop! -Yes! 00:30:32.000 --> 00:30:33.000 Stop! 00:30:35.000 --> 00:30:37.000 Come on! Come on! 00:30:37.000 --> 00:30:39.000 Ben! Ben! 00:30:39.000 --> 00:30:40.000 Come on! 00:30:40.000 --> 00:30:42.000 You can never stop the Greenbaums! 00:30:42.000 --> 00:30:44.000 You will never stop the Greenbaums! 00:30:48.000 --> 00:30:51.000 Your payment's been processed. You're free to go. 00:30:52.000 --> 00:30:54.000 Fantastic. 00:30:55.000 --> 00:30:57.000 We must go back to grave. 00:30:57.000 --> 00:31:00.000 We will cut down Cossack billboard. 00:31:01.000 --> 00:31:02.000 Dude, if we do that, 00:31:02.000 --> 00:31:04.000 we're gonna go back to jail. So, no. 00:31:04.000 --> 00:31:08.000 Okay. We must purchase billboard from Cossack, 00:31:04.000 --> 00:31:08.000 which I do not like, 00:31:08.000 --> 00:31:10.000 and then we cut down billboard. 00:31:10.000 --> 00:31:12.000 First off, the Cossacks don't own it. 00:31:12.000 --> 00:31:15.000 Second off, it's owned by some giant billboard company. 00:31:12.000 --> 00:31:15.000 It costs $200,000. 00:31:15.000 --> 00:31:19.000 Then we buy from giant company and then we cut down billboard. 00:31:19.000 --> 00:31:21.000 Why are you being so difficult about this? 00:31:21.000 --> 00:31:22.000 I can't afford it! 00:31:22.000 --> 00:31:24.000 You have moneys? Your parents leave you moneys? 00:31:24.000 --> 00:31:25.000 I don't have $200,000. 00:31:25.000 --> 00:31:27.000 You have all this, so you have moneys. 00:31:27.000 --> 00:31:29.000 How much moneys you have? 00:31:29.000 --> 00:31:31.000 I have some money left, but I don't have a lot left. 00:31:31.000 --> 00:31:33.000 And I have a lot less now that I had to bail us 00:31:31.000 --> 00:31:33.000 out of jail, Herschel. 00:31:33.000 --> 00:31:35.000 It's not my fault! 00:31:35.000 --> 00:31:37.000 What is your fault is that you started a fight with 00:31:35.000 --> 00:31:37.000 some construction workers! 00:31:37.000 --> 00:31:40.000 Someone has to defend honor of family. Not you. 00:31:40.000 --> 00:31:42.000 And I'd be defending the honor of our family more 00:31:42.000 --> 00:31:46.000 if I wasn't busy trying to create a company 00:31:42.000 --> 00:31:46.000 and a product, man! 00:31:46.000 --> 00:31:49.000 You're busy? Oh, yes. Not selling Boop Bops. 00:31:49.000 --> 00:31:52.000 You don't understand how much pressure there is 00:31:49.000 --> 00:31:52.000 on this stuff. Okay? 00:31:52.000 --> 00:31:53.000 I'm trying to make it perfect. 00:31:54.000 --> 00:31:56.000 Blue. Green. Red. Who cares? 00:31:56.000 --> 00:31:58.000 Pick a color! 00:31:58.000 --> 00:32:00.000 Companies are made or broken by the color of their logo! 00:32:00.000 --> 00:32:02.000 Let me tell you something. 00:32:02.000 --> 00:32:04.000 In Schlupsk, we have saying. 00:32:04.000 --> 00:32:06.000 Oh, good. Yeah, what is it? I'm sure this has aged well. 00:32:06.000 --> 00:32:09.000 If man says he is going to throw punch, 00:32:09.000 --> 00:32:11.000 but he does not throw punch, 00:32:11.000 --> 00:32:14.000 it is because this man secretly has polio arm. 00:32:16.000 --> 00:32:17.000 This is you. 00:32:17.000 --> 00:32:19.000 You have polio arm. 00:32:19.000 --> 00:32:21.000 This your polio arm. 00:32:21.000 --> 00:32:22.000 Throw your punch! 00:32:22.000 --> 00:32:24.000 Do something, Ben! 00:32:24.000 --> 00:32:26.000 Don't just sit there, looking at Boop Bops. 00:32:26.000 --> 00:32:28.000 Blue, yellow, green! Who cares? 00:32:29.000 --> 00:32:30.000 Throw your punch! 00:32:30.000 --> 00:32:33.000 Okay. Fine! You know what? Fine! Fine! 00:32:33.000 --> 00:32:35.000 -Good. Good. Do it. -I'll email the guy. 00:32:35.000 --> 00:32:37.000 No choice anyway. I have no money. 00:32:37.000 --> 00:32:40.000 It's not ready. Logo's not right. 00:32:40.000 --> 00:32:43.000 Who cares about the stupid logo? 00:32:44.000 --> 00:32:46.000 You know they cured polio, right? 00:32:46.000 --> 00:32:47.000 -They did? -Yes, they did. 00:32:47.000 --> 00:32:50.000 A long time ago. A guy named Jonas Salk. 00:32:50.000 --> 00:32:51.000 Was he Jew? 00:32:51.000 --> 00:32:52.000 He was. Yes. 00:32:52.000 --> 00:32:53.000 -He was Jewish? -Yes. 00:32:53.000 --> 00:32:55.000 Yes! Knew it. 00:32:55.000 --> 00:32:56.000 Oh, yeah, big win. 00:32:56.000 --> 00:32:59.000 I would look at polio people and think, 00:32:59.000 --> 00:33:00.000 "They could fix this." 00:33:00.000 --> 00:33:01.000 You thought that? 00:33:01.000 --> 00:33:04.000 This problem not unfixable problem. 00:33:04.000 --> 00:33:06.000 You put a Jew on this, he will fix this. 00:33:07.000 --> 00:33:08.000 Very prophetic of you, Herschel. 00:33:08.000 --> 00:33:09.000 I was right. Very good. 00:33:13.000 --> 00:33:15.000 He's texting back. 00:33:15.000 --> 00:33:17.000 He says my idea's "straight fire." 00:33:17.000 --> 00:33:18.000 That's a good thing. 00:33:19.000 --> 00:33:22.000 He wants me to come in today and pitch my idea in person. 00:33:22.000 --> 00:33:23.000 He wants your Boop Bops. 00:33:23.000 --> 00:33:25.000 -This is a big deal, Herschel. -Yes. 00:33:27.000 --> 00:33:28.000 He wants my Boop Bops. 00:33:31.000 --> 00:33:32.000 Ben, what's up? 00:33:33.000 --> 00:33:34.000 Hey! How's it going, man? 00:33:35.000 --> 00:33:37.000 We're not gonna invest. 00:33:39.000 --> 00:33:41.000 -What? -Yeah. Sorry, man. 00:33:42.000 --> 00:33:43.000 What's the problem? 00:33:43.000 --> 00:33:44.000 Before you came in, we googled your name 00:33:45.000 --> 00:33:47.000 and the first thing that comes up is your arrest. 00:33:48.000 --> 00:33:49.000 Look, it's just bad optics. 00:33:49.000 --> 00:33:52.000 I mean, the whole app is about ethics, 00:33:52.000 --> 00:33:54.000 and the founder is a violent criminal. 00:33:54.000 --> 00:33:56.000 Like, if you Boop Bopped Boop Bop, 00:33:56.000 --> 00:33:59.000 you'd get a really low Boop Bop score. 00:33:59.000 --> 00:34:00.000 Is there anything we can do? 00:34:00.000 --> 00:34:02.000 Can we spin this or something like that? 00:34:02.000 --> 00:34:03.000 Oh, no. Definitely not. 00:34:03.000 --> 00:34:06.000 No one's gonna touch this, man. This is... 00:34:06.000 --> 00:34:07.000 This idea is dead. 00:34:08.000 --> 00:34:10.000 Look, consider this an opportunity. 00:34:10.000 --> 00:34:11.000 I mean, there's tons of other ideas. 00:34:11.000 --> 00:34:14.000 -How long did it take to come up with this? 00:34:11.000 --> 00:34:14.000 -Five years. 00:34:14.000 --> 00:34:16.000 Five years. That's-- 00:34:16.000 --> 00:34:17.000 Long time. 00:34:17.000 --> 00:34:18.000 Yeah, that's a while. 00:34:18.000 --> 00:34:20.000 Sorry to disappoint you, I guess. 00:34:20.000 --> 00:34:24.000 Maybe you can make an app where it doesn't matter 00:34:20.000 --> 00:34:24.000 if the founder's a bad person. 00:34:24.000 --> 00:34:26.000 Like a social media thing. 00:34:26.000 --> 00:34:30.000 Hey. I don't know if you want my advice, man, 00:34:30.000 --> 00:34:34.000 but it's never too late to do things completely differently. 00:34:30.000 --> 00:34:34.000 You know? 00:34:34.000 --> 00:34:35.000 -Yeah. -Yeah. 00:34:36.000 --> 00:34:37.000 Take care, man. 00:34:37.000 --> 00:34:39.000 Call me if you got anything new. 00:34:55.000 --> 00:34:57.000 Did you get moneys? 00:34:57.000 --> 00:34:59.000 No. I didn't get moneys. 00:34:59.000 --> 00:35:02.000 And I'm afraid that I might never get moneys 00:35:02.000 --> 00:35:06.000 for my business that is based on ethics 00:35:06.000 --> 00:35:11.000 now that I have a criminal record for assault 00:35:06.000 --> 00:35:11.000 because of you! 00:35:14.000 --> 00:35:16.000 I was worried no one would want your Boop Bops 00:35:16.000 --> 00:35:19.000 because is terrible idea. So... 00:35:19.000 --> 00:35:21.000 I have other idea. 00:35:21.000 --> 00:35:24.000 We start pickle business. 00:35:24.000 --> 00:35:26.000 Is good business. Jewish business. 00:35:26.000 --> 00:35:28.000 I have knowledge of pickling. 00:35:28.000 --> 00:35:31.000 I was myself a pickle. 00:35:31.000 --> 00:35:33.000 That's a very stupid idea, Herschel. 00:35:34.000 --> 00:35:35.000 It will work. 00:35:35.000 --> 00:35:37.000 We will start pickle business. 00:35:38.000 --> 00:35:39.000 We will become success. 00:35:39.000 --> 00:35:42.000 You will finally make dead parents proud. 00:35:42.000 --> 00:35:44.000 Don't you talk about my parents. 00:35:44.000 --> 00:35:45.000 You never talk about my parents! 00:35:46.000 --> 00:35:49.000 You don't know anything about them! 00:35:46.000 --> 00:35:49.000 You never met them! 00:35:49.000 --> 00:35:53.000 'Cause you were too busy getting pickle-brined 00:35:49.000 --> 00:35:53.000 for 100 years! 00:35:53.000 --> 00:35:55.000 It's your fault, Herschel. 00:35:55.000 --> 00:35:56.000 You got us arrested. 00:35:56.000 --> 00:36:00.000 You ruined my business that I spent years on! 00:36:03.000 --> 00:36:04.000 It's a good thing Sarah's not around anymore. 00:36:05.000 --> 00:36:07.000 'Cause if she was, she would be ashamed of you. 00:36:13.000 --> 00:36:15.000 You hear this vow. 00:36:16.000 --> 00:36:19.000 I will create pickle empire. 00:36:19.000 --> 00:36:22.000 I will make $200,000. 00:36:22.000 --> 00:36:24.000 I will buy back Cossack land. 00:36:24.000 --> 00:36:27.000 And I will cut down billboard. 00:36:27.000 --> 00:36:30.000 I will prove you stupid. 00:36:30.000 --> 00:36:32.000 Because you are my enemy. 00:36:33.000 --> 00:36:36.000 You dishonor Greenbaum name. 00:36:36.000 --> 00:36:39.000 We are no longer family. 00:36:39.000 --> 00:36:40.000 Good luck with that. 00:36:40.000 --> 00:36:42.000 You don't know jack shit about shit, man. 00:36:42.000 --> 00:36:44.000 You can't even read from what I can tell. 00:36:44.000 --> 00:36:45.000 You're gonna start a pickle empire? 00:36:45.000 --> 00:36:47.000 You can't even survive out there without my help! 00:36:47.000 --> 00:36:50.000 Do not need help from anybody. 00:36:50.000 --> 00:36:55.000 I will prove you stupid with no help from anybody ever! 00:37:22.000 --> 00:37:24.000 I would like to purchase. How much? 00:37:26.000 --> 00:37:29.000 Looks like these are 90 cents apiece. 00:37:29.000 --> 00:37:31.000 Terribly sorry, little boy. It sounds to me 00:37:31.000 --> 00:37:36.000 like you are saying these cucumbers 00:37:31.000 --> 00:37:36.000 are 90 cents apiece. 00:37:36.000 --> 00:37:37.000 I am. 00:37:58.000 --> 00:37:59.000 Cucumber. 00:38:01.000 --> 00:38:02.000 And salt. 00:38:04.000 --> 00:38:06.000 Yes! 00:38:55.000 --> 00:38:57.000 Yes! 00:39:17.000 --> 00:39:18.000 Oh, my God. Kevin, look. 00:39:18.000 --> 00:39:20.000 Artisanal pickles. 00:39:21.000 --> 00:39:22.000 Well, he's not on Yelp. 00:39:22.000 --> 00:39:27.000 Sir. How local is your produce? 00:39:27.000 --> 00:39:29.000 I make pickle here in Brooklyn. 00:39:29.000 --> 00:39:30.000 And are they all-natural? 00:39:31.000 --> 00:39:32.000 Is pickle. 00:39:32.000 --> 00:39:34.000 But do you add any chemicals like, 00:39:34.000 --> 00:39:36.000 you know, benzoates or preservatives? 00:39:38.000 --> 00:39:40.000 I do not even know these words. 00:39:40.000 --> 00:39:42.000 Oh, I like your style. 00:39:42.000 --> 00:39:43.000 Ooh, let's see. 00:39:43.000 --> 00:39:45.000 Wow! Ooh. 00:39:45.000 --> 00:39:47.000 Just hits me in my throat. 00:39:47.000 --> 00:39:48.000 Very pungent. 00:39:48.000 --> 00:39:49.000 Let me smell it. 00:39:49.000 --> 00:39:51.000 Oh! Yeah, that burns. 00:39:51.000 --> 00:39:52.000 You can feel the burn. 00:39:52.000 --> 00:39:54.000 I can, like, smell it in my eye. 00:39:54.000 --> 00:39:55.000 Feel the sting. 00:39:55.000 --> 00:39:57.000 Give it to me again. Let me smell it. 00:39:57.000 --> 00:39:59.000 Mm, yeah, that's straight from the devil. 00:40:00.000 --> 00:40:01.000 Satanic. Oh, it stinks. 00:40:01.000 --> 00:40:04.000 You know what, it would go so good 00:40:01.000 --> 00:40:04.000 with the kelp ceviche. 00:40:04.000 --> 00:40:07.000 Oh, my God, that's right. How much do we owe you? 00:40:07.000 --> 00:40:09.000 You want to buy? 00:40:09.000 --> 00:40:11.000 Of course. 00:40:11.000 --> 00:40:12.000 Is four dollar for pickle. 00:40:12.000 --> 00:40:16.000 Three dollar less than big store 00:40:12.000 --> 00:40:16.000 and I include the scum. 00:40:16.000 --> 00:40:18.000 -Okay. Sure. -Okay! Yeah, scum. 00:40:18.000 --> 00:40:20.000 -Here you go. -That's great. 00:40:20.000 --> 00:40:21.000 Scum it is. 00:40:27.000 --> 00:40:29.000 You no haggle. 00:40:29.000 --> 00:40:32.000 Haggle? No, I mean, it seems like four dollars 00:40:29.000 --> 00:40:32.000 is appropriate for one pickle. 00:40:32.000 --> 00:40:33.000 Yeah, unless you got a coupon. 00:40:33.000 --> 00:40:35.000 Ew! 00:40:35.000 --> 00:40:37.000 Also, you bring back jar when you finish. 00:40:37.000 --> 00:40:40.000 -He reclaims his jars. He reclaims his jars. 00:40:37.000 --> 00:40:40.000 -Wow. 00:40:40.000 --> 00:40:42.000 There is nothing wrong with used jar. 00:40:42.000 --> 00:40:44.000 They same after many, many use. 00:40:44.000 --> 00:40:46.000 Amen to that! 00:40:46.000 --> 00:40:47.000 -Amen. -Amen. 00:40:47.000 --> 00:40:48.000 You are religious. 00:40:48.000 --> 00:40:53.000 Amen! Well, thank you so much. Have a good day. 00:40:53.000 --> 00:40:54.000 Don't forget bring back jar. 00:40:54.000 --> 00:40:58.000 Or I will find you, and I will do 00:40:54.000 --> 00:40:58.000 terrible violence. 00:40:58.000 --> 00:41:00.000 You know what? You should do a post on him. 00:41:00.000 --> 00:41:02.000 Oh. Yeah. How could I not? 00:42:13.000 --> 00:42:15.000 Hey, man, how's it going? 00:42:15.000 --> 00:42:17.000 Yeah, not fantastic. 00:42:17.000 --> 00:42:21.000 I found out I gotta basically throw away 00:42:17.000 --> 00:42:21.000 the app I was working on, 00:42:21.000 --> 00:42:23.000 and start again from scratch. 00:42:23.000 --> 00:42:25.000 -Bummer. -Yeah. Big bummer. 00:42:25.000 --> 00:42:27.000 But I'll think of something. 00:42:27.000 --> 00:42:28.000 It's about the smell. 00:42:27.000 --> 00:42:28.000 You know is good. 00:42:29.000 --> 00:42:30.000 Pickles should smell like vomit. 00:42:30.000 --> 00:42:32.000 Excuse me, what is that? 00:42:32.000 --> 00:42:36.000 It's a blog post about that old-timey pickle guy 00:42:32.000 --> 00:42:36.000 over on Bedford. 00:42:36.000 --> 00:42:37.000 Oh, yeah. I heard about that guy. 00:42:38.000 --> 00:42:40.000 It's crazy, right? Look, here, check it out. 00:42:40.000 --> 00:42:42.000 Herschel's jars have no label, 00:42:42.000 --> 00:42:44.000 and his product doesn't even have a name. 00:42:44.000 --> 00:42:46.000 But he just might be the most authentic 00:42:46.000 --> 00:42:49.000 artisanal pickler in all of Williamsburg. 00:42:49.000 --> 00:42:51.000 And his accent is cute AF. 00:42:53.000 --> 00:42:54.000 Hello. 00:42:54.000 --> 00:42:56.000 Aww! Oh, my God! 00:42:56.000 --> 00:42:58.000 So he uses, like, repurposed pickle jars, 00:42:58.000 --> 00:43:01.000 cucumbers, salt and rainwater, and that's it. 00:43:01.000 --> 00:43:03.000 Time to invest right now, right? 00:43:03.000 --> 00:43:06.000 Is this a popular blog? 00:43:06.000 --> 00:43:07.000 This video's got like a million views, 00:43:07.000 --> 00:43:09.000 so people are loving this pickle guy. 00:43:09.000 --> 00:43:11.000 Maybe we should sell those here. 00:43:11.000 --> 00:43:13.000 Picklebacks, pickle shots. That's cool, right? 00:43:14.000 --> 00:43:15.000 Looks cool. 00:43:15.000 --> 00:43:16.000 I know. 00:43:37.000 --> 00:43:39.000 Herschel, your pickles are the hottest thing in Brooklyn. 00:43:39.000 --> 00:43:43.000 How does it feel to be such a runaway success? 00:43:43.000 --> 00:43:47.000 Ben Greenbaum, you see me now on your television box. 00:43:47.000 --> 00:43:51.000 Well, I become huge success. 00:43:51.000 --> 00:43:54.000 Soon I buy back Cossack billboard 00:43:51.000 --> 00:43:54.000 and I prove you are stupid. 00:43:54.000 --> 00:43:57.000 You are stupidest person I ever seen in my life. 00:43:57.000 --> 00:44:00.000 Wow, that Ben guy really sounds stupid. 00:44:00.000 --> 00:44:02.000 ...genius compared to you. 00:44:03.000 --> 00:44:05.000 Okay. Not sure who Ben is. 00:44:06.000 --> 00:44:09.000 Herschel, I understand your pickles are made 00:44:06.000 --> 00:44:09.000 with rainwater. 00:44:09.000 --> 00:44:11.000 -Rainwater, yes. -Yes. 00:44:11.000 --> 00:44:12.000 Rainwater from gutters. 00:44:12.000 --> 00:44:15.000 Nutrients from roof come off into jar. 00:44:15.000 --> 00:44:17.000 There's bird droppings in there? 00:44:17.000 --> 00:44:19.000 All sorts of animal parts in here. 00:44:19.000 --> 00:44:21.000 Little essence of animal feet. 00:44:21.000 --> 00:44:23.000 Could you pull over, please? 00:44:27.000 --> 00:44:29.000 Hello. Health Department? 00:44:29.000 --> 00:44:31.000 I'd like to file a complaint. 00:44:35.000 --> 00:44:38.000 -There you go. You take pickle. 00:44:35.000 --> 00:44:38.000 -Gratitude. 00:44:39.000 --> 00:44:41.000 Are you Herschel Greenbaum? 00:44:41.000 --> 00:44:43.000 Yes, 14 dollar for pickle. 00:44:43.000 --> 00:44:47.000 Ten dollar extra if you want telephone photograph 00:44:43.000 --> 00:44:47.000 with the Herschel. 00:44:47.000 --> 00:44:49.000 Get in line. 00:44:49.000 --> 00:44:53.000 Listen, you're gonna have to shut this down immediately. 00:44:53.000 --> 00:44:54.000 Why shut down? 00:44:54.000 --> 00:44:57.000 Because you've got dozens of flagrant health violations. 00:44:57.000 --> 00:45:01.000 You can't just take food out of a garbage can 00:44:57.000 --> 00:45:01.000 and sell it to people. 00:45:01.000 --> 00:45:04.000 -That's insane. -But is all-natural. Is vegan. 00:45:04.000 --> 00:45:06.000 No benzoate. No preservative. 00:45:06.000 --> 00:45:09.000 You're lucky no one has died. 00:45:09.000 --> 00:45:13.000 You owe $12,000 in taxes, fees and fines. 00:45:14.000 --> 00:45:16.000 Till then, you are shut down. 00:45:28.000 --> 00:45:29.000 Ew. Guys. 00:45:29.000 --> 00:45:33.000 Eighty-six the pickles. They're made out of garbage. 00:45:35.000 --> 00:45:36.000 Nope. 00:45:39.000 --> 00:45:41.000 Oh, my God. 00:45:51.000 --> 00:45:55.000 -CHRISTIAN: Herschel, we heard the terrible news. 00:45:51.000 --> 00:45:55.000 -KEVIN: Yeah, what happened? 00:45:55.000 --> 00:45:57.000 I was shut down by evil woman. 00:45:57.000 --> 00:46:00.000 They tell me I have to "bring things up to code." 00:46:00.000 --> 00:46:03.000 I do not know how to do this all by myself. 00:46:03.000 --> 00:46:05.000 -You could scale up the business, right? 00:46:03.000 --> 00:46:05.000 -True. 00:46:05.000 --> 00:46:07.000 -Maybe hire some workers. -That's good. 00:46:07.000 --> 00:46:09.000 Cannot afford workers. 00:46:10.000 --> 00:46:12.000 You could get interns! 00:46:12.000 --> 00:46:13.000 Yes. 00:46:16.000 --> 00:46:17.000 "Interns"? 00:46:17.000 --> 00:46:19.000 Yeah, they're unpaid workers. 00:46:22.000 --> 00:46:23.000 Unpaid workers. 00:46:23.000 --> 00:46:27.000 Right. You compensate them in education and experience. 00:46:32.000 --> 00:46:33.000 Like slave? 00:46:33.000 --> 00:46:35.000 No, no, no. That's not what I mean. 00:46:35.000 --> 00:46:37.000 That's a little bit of an oversimplification. 00:46:38.000 --> 00:46:42.000 Now, listen, Herschel. You run a small, 00:46:38.000 --> 00:46:42.000 ethically conscious... 00:46:42.000 --> 00:46:43.000 Next. 00:46:46.000 --> 00:46:49.000 Mr. Greenbaum, I would just like to thank you in advance 00:46:49.000 --> 00:46:51.000 for considering me for this internship. 00:46:51.000 --> 00:46:55.000 My name is Clara. I am a rising senior at NYU. 00:46:55.000 --> 00:46:58.000 I have a 4.2 GPA. I am president 00:46:55.000 --> 00:46:58.000 of the Asian Cinema Club-- 00:46:58.000 --> 00:47:00.000 Show me your teeth. 00:47:01.000 --> 00:47:02.000 Yes. 00:47:03.000 --> 00:47:04.000 Herschel is back! 00:47:04.000 --> 00:47:08.000 Gloves, here you go. Everyone needs gloves. 00:47:04.000 --> 00:47:08.000 That's the regulation. 00:47:08.000 --> 00:47:11.000 Like the beard tucked in. That's important! 00:47:11.000 --> 00:47:14.000 All right. Let's get this up to code, people. 00:47:14.000 --> 00:47:16.000 Just pickling. No talking. 00:47:18.000 --> 00:47:19.000 No! 00:47:19.000 --> 00:47:20.000 No, no, no! 00:47:23.000 --> 00:47:25.000 CLARA: Almost there. Keep it up! 00:47:33.000 --> 00:47:34.000 All right! 00:47:46.000 --> 00:47:48.000 This is what we're reaching for, everybody. 00:47:49.000 --> 00:47:50.000 This is the dream. 00:47:50.000 --> 00:47:52.000 This is the goal. 00:47:52.000 --> 00:47:53.000 Perfect jar of pickle. 00:47:54.000 --> 00:47:55.000 Go. 00:48:09.000 --> 00:48:11.000 Hey there! 00:48:28.000 --> 00:48:29.000 Yes! 00:48:29.000 --> 00:48:32.000 Yes, yes, yeah! 00:48:48.000 --> 00:48:49.000 Thank you. 00:48:54.000 --> 00:48:55.000 Yeah! 00:48:56.000 --> 00:48:58.000 Move it, move it! 00:48:58.000 --> 00:49:00.000 Hurry! Hurry up! 00:49:00.000 --> 00:49:02.000 It says your deed on the lot is paid in full. 00:49:05.000 --> 00:49:06.000 Cut it down. 00:49:21.000 --> 00:49:25.000 Herschel win! Yeah! 00:50:31.000 --> 00:50:33.000 This is the beginning. Right? You heard it here first, folks. 00:50:33.000 --> 00:50:37.000 Benjamin Greenbaum is gonna change the world. 00:50:33.000 --> 00:50:37.000 That's what you're gonna do. 00:50:37.000 --> 00:50:39.000 Yeah, thank you. I appreciate it. 00:50:39.000 --> 00:50:40.000 We know it. We know it. 00:50:40.000 --> 00:50:42.000 Oh, yeah. Bill Gates, move over. 00:50:42.000 --> 00:50:44.000 -Move over, Bill Gates. -Watch out, Bill. 00:50:44.000 --> 00:50:46.000 Ben Greenbaum's got your number. 00:50:46.000 --> 00:50:47.000 I appreciate it. Thank you, guys. 00:50:47.000 --> 00:50:50.000 And we know you're gonna do such great things. 00:50:50.000 --> 00:50:52.000 Great things. -And speaking of... 00:50:53.000 --> 00:50:54.000 Guys. 00:50:54.000 --> 00:50:57.000 -It's just a little... -A little something. 00:51:01.000 --> 00:51:04.000 Oh, my God. 00:51:04.000 --> 00:51:07.000 It's an investment. An investment 00:51:04.000 --> 00:51:07.000 in your new company. 00:51:07.000 --> 00:51:10.000 -We wanted to get in on the ground floor. 00:51:07.000 --> 00:51:10.000 -Yes, absolutely. Bottom. 00:51:10.000 --> 00:51:14.000 My company doesn't even have a name yet, so I think 00:51:10.000 --> 00:51:14.000 it's a little premature. 00:51:14.000 --> 00:51:15.000 Come on! You'll think of something. 00:51:15.000 --> 00:51:17.000 You could just call it "Mom and Dad." 00:51:17.000 --> 00:51:19.000 You're so creative, inventive. 00:51:19.000 --> 00:51:20.000 "Mom and Dad." I like that-- 00:51:33.000 --> 00:51:35.000 I have done it. 00:51:36.000 --> 00:51:41.000 I have restored honor to family and conquered the Cossacks. 00:51:41.000 --> 00:51:43.000 Congrats. 00:51:43.000 --> 00:51:46.000 Now I have some free time on my hands, 00:51:46.000 --> 00:51:48.000 so I have good news. 00:51:48.000 --> 00:51:51.000 Herschel is back. 00:51:51.000 --> 00:51:54.000 I have decided I would come back 00:51:51.000 --> 00:51:54.000 to be with you. 00:51:54.000 --> 00:51:56.000 Not for me. I am fine. Very stable. 00:51:56.000 --> 00:52:00.000 Not ups and downs. Herschel feel very happy 00:51:56.000 --> 00:52:00.000 all the time. 00:52:00.000 --> 00:52:02.000 Oh, yeah? 00:52:02.000 --> 00:52:06.000 But for Ben, I figure maybe I come back and I help you. 00:52:06.000 --> 00:52:12.000 You have no wife, no children, no friends, and now no job. 00:52:12.000 --> 00:52:13.000 You need help! 00:52:13.000 --> 00:52:15.000 Herschel will help. Do not worry. 00:52:15.000 --> 00:52:19.000 Go away, Herschel. I don't want you here. 00:52:19.000 --> 00:52:20.000 Okay? 00:52:20.000 --> 00:52:23.000 Just please leave my apartment. 00:52:23.000 --> 00:52:26.000 But I am only family you have left. 00:52:27.000 --> 00:52:29.000 You need Herschel. 00:52:29.000 --> 00:52:32.000 Without Herschel, you'll be all alone. 00:52:32.000 --> 00:52:34.000 No one to fix broken life. 00:52:34.000 --> 00:52:36.000 My life isn't broken, Herschel. 00:52:36.000 --> 00:52:38.000 I'm fine. I'm completely happy. 00:52:38.000 --> 00:52:42.000 The only problem I have right now, honestly, is you. 00:52:42.000 --> 00:52:43.000 Just please go! 00:52:43.000 --> 00:52:45.000 If you do not realize you need Herschel, 00:52:45.000 --> 00:52:47.000 you are stupider than Polish person. 00:52:48.000 --> 00:52:50.000 And they are the stupidest. 00:53:02.000 --> 00:53:04.000 How's your Twitter presence these days, Herschel? 00:53:05.000 --> 00:53:07.000 What is Twitter? 00:53:07.000 --> 00:53:09.000 "What is Twitter?" You don't know what Twitter is? 00:53:09.000 --> 00:53:13.000 Big, powerful pickle magnate like you doesn't know 00:53:09.000 --> 00:53:13.000 what Twitter is? 00:53:13.000 --> 00:53:15.000 I might know what it is by other word. 00:53:15.000 --> 00:53:18.000 Well, maybe tell me what it is. Clarify. 00:53:18.000 --> 00:53:20.000 Twitter, you know, it's a marketplace of ideas 00:53:20.000 --> 00:53:24.000 where the world's best and brightest come 00:53:20.000 --> 00:53:24.000 to share their opinions 00:53:24.000 --> 00:53:27.000 in a very measured and reasonable manner. Twitter. 00:53:27.000 --> 00:53:29.000 I will do Twitter. 00:53:30.000 --> 00:53:31.000 You probably think you can but it's very complicated. 00:53:30.000 --> 00:53:31.000 I don't think you'll get it. 00:53:31.000 --> 00:53:33.000 -I can do anything. -I don't think you can. 00:53:33.000 --> 00:53:35.000 -Can you do Twitter? -Oh, I can do Twitter. 00:53:35.000 --> 00:53:37.000 If you can do Twitter, I can do Twitter. 00:53:37.000 --> 00:53:38.000 In order to do Twitter really well, 00:53:38.000 --> 00:53:39.000 you gotta be raw and uncensored 00:53:40.000 --> 00:53:42.000 and share your completely unfettered opinions. 00:53:42.000 --> 00:53:43.000 I don't think you'll be good at that. 00:53:43.000 --> 00:53:45.000 -I will do Twitter! -Really? I don't know. 00:53:45.000 --> 00:53:48.000 You watch me, Ben! I will do Twitter. 00:53:48.000 --> 00:53:51.000 I will do Twitter better than anyone has ever 00:53:48.000 --> 00:53:51.000 done Twitter. 00:53:51.000 --> 00:53:53.000 Well, I'll believe it when I see it, Herschel. 00:53:53.000 --> 00:53:55.000 You will see it. And you will believe it. 00:53:56.000 --> 00:53:58.000 Well, have at it, my friend! 00:53:58.000 --> 00:53:59.000 Watch. 00:54:05.000 --> 00:54:07.000 Sir, some people hire a publicity team to help. 00:54:07.000 --> 00:54:08.000 No help. 00:54:09.000 --> 00:54:12.000 I will be Twitter and nothing can stop me now. 00:54:12.000 --> 00:54:14.000 Now read me back my dictation. 00:54:14.000 --> 00:54:15.000 Okay. 00:54:17.000 --> 00:54:18.000 "Wheelchair people, 00:54:18.000 --> 00:54:20.000 -my pickles are so good... -Yes. 00:54:20.000 --> 00:54:24.000 ...it will make you forget Hashem has cursed you." 00:54:24.000 --> 00:54:27.000 Hashem has cursed their legs but not their mouths. 00:54:24.000 --> 00:54:27.000 They can eat pickle. 00:54:27.000 --> 00:54:28.000 -Is good. -Okay. 00:54:28.000 --> 00:54:30.000 -Send to Twitter. -Sending. 00:54:30.000 --> 00:54:33.000 "We sell to all peoples 00:54:33.000 --> 00:54:36.000 even woman, unless they are menses, 00:54:36.000 --> 00:54:38.000 in which case, stay in tent." 00:54:38.000 --> 00:54:40.000 Stay in tent. 00:54:40.000 --> 00:54:41.000 Next Twitter. 00:54:41.000 --> 00:54:43.000 -"Attention, sodomites." -Yes. 00:54:43.000 --> 00:54:45.000 "Hashem will smite you for your sin! 00:54:45.000 --> 00:54:49.000 You will burn in flames for your crimes against God. 00:54:50.000 --> 00:54:52.000 Buy my pickles." 00:54:53.000 --> 00:54:55.000 Perfect to send. 00:54:55.000 --> 00:54:56.000 Very good. 00:54:57.000 --> 00:54:58.000 Yep. 00:55:13.000 --> 00:55:17.000 Oh, lots of customers today. 00:55:17.000 --> 00:55:21.000 Those are not customers. Those are protesters. 00:55:21.000 --> 00:55:23.000 You're disgusting, man! 00:55:21.000 --> 00:55:23.000 How dare you? 00:55:23.000 --> 00:55:24.000 "Protesters"? 00:55:24.000 --> 00:55:26.000 Down with Herschel! 00:55:26.000 --> 00:55:27.000 Down with Herschel! 00:55:27.000 --> 00:55:28.000 Down with Herschel! 00:55:29.000 --> 00:55:30.000 Down with Herschel! 00:55:32.000 --> 00:55:35.000 Sir, as grateful as I am to you 00:55:35.000 --> 00:55:37.000 for this educational opportunity, 00:55:37.000 --> 00:55:38.000 I am afraid that I can no longer 00:55:38.000 --> 00:55:41.000 continue this endeavor in good conscience. 00:55:41.000 --> 00:55:43.000 Thank you for the college credit. 00:55:43.000 --> 00:55:44.000 Clara! 00:55:46.000 --> 00:55:49.000 Down with Herschel! Down with Herschel! 00:55:49.000 --> 00:55:51.000 You traitor! 00:55:51.000 --> 00:55:53.000 After everything I do for you! 00:55:53.000 --> 00:55:55.000 I'm sorry. 00:55:55.000 --> 00:55:56.000 Down with Herschel! 00:55:57.000 --> 00:56:00.000 Go away! Go away! 00:56:00.000 --> 00:56:03.000 Who is Herschel Greenbaum? 00:56:03.000 --> 00:56:05.000 And what is he selling? 00:56:05.000 --> 00:56:07.000 Is it pickles? 00:56:07.000 --> 00:56:08.000 Or is it hate? 00:56:10.000 --> 00:56:12.000 Greenbaum's tweets are so outrageous, 00:56:12.000 --> 00:56:14.000 they seem almost designed to cause offense. 00:56:14.000 --> 00:56:15.000 You're insane! 00:56:15.000 --> 00:56:19.000 He's drawing protests and boycotts. 00:56:19.000 --> 00:56:21.000 But maybe that's the point. 00:56:23.000 --> 00:56:26.000 Some view him as a hateful bigot 00:56:23.000 --> 00:56:26.000 with rage in his heart. 00:56:26.000 --> 00:56:29.000 Others see him as a defender of free speech, 00:56:29.000 --> 00:56:33.000 a clever provocateur testing the limits 00:56:29.000 --> 00:56:33.000 of the First Amendment. 00:56:33.000 --> 00:56:37.000 Look, I get it. He's saying 00:56:33.000 --> 00:56:37.000 some controversial things 00:56:37.000 --> 00:56:39.000 but he's religious, so I believe him. 00:56:39.000 --> 00:56:41.000 He's what we need right now. 00:56:41.000 --> 00:56:43.000 Everybody in the mainstream media's like, 00:56:43.000 --> 00:56:45.000 "Herschel's this terrible person." 00:56:45.000 --> 00:56:47.000 I think they got it all wrong. 00:56:47.000 --> 00:56:49.000 He's playing chess. Everybody else 00:56:47.000 --> 00:56:49.000 is playing checkers. 00:56:49.000 --> 00:56:54.000 Tonight, we'll find out who 00:56:49.000 --> 00:56:54.000 Herschel Greenbaum really is 00:56:54.000 --> 00:56:58.000 from the man himself, Herschel Greenbaum. 00:56:58.000 --> 00:57:00.000 Tell me, Herschel. How do you respond 00:57:00.000 --> 00:57:03.000 to those who have called your belief system abhorrent? 00:57:04.000 --> 00:57:05.000 I would tell these people 00:57:05.000 --> 00:57:08.000 I do not understand what this word means. 00:57:08.000 --> 00:57:12.000 So, what you're saying is when it comes to online speech 00:57:12.000 --> 00:57:15.000 you don't understand restrictions. 00:57:15.000 --> 00:57:19.000 I am saying I do not understand 00:57:15.000 --> 00:57:19.000 what is happening. 00:57:19.000 --> 00:57:22.000 I do not understand... 00:57:22.000 --> 00:57:23.000 what is happening... 00:57:24.000 --> 00:57:26.000 with this whole thing. 00:57:26.000 --> 00:57:28.000 What is happening 00:57:28.000 --> 00:57:30.000 with this whole thing? 00:57:30.000 --> 00:57:35.000 With our culture, our country, our way of life? 00:57:35.000 --> 00:57:37.000 This is a question Herschel Greenbaum 00:57:37.000 --> 00:57:40.000 for better or worse, is determined to ask. 00:57:40.000 --> 00:57:42.000 What is happening? 00:57:42.000 --> 00:57:44.000 What is happening right now? 00:57:44.000 --> 00:57:48.000 I really wish somebody would tell me 00:57:44.000 --> 00:57:48.000 what is happening. 00:57:48.000 --> 00:57:50.000 Indeed. 00:57:50.000 --> 00:57:53.000 Herschel, you have captivated the imagination, 00:57:53.000 --> 00:57:57.000 the hearts and minds of the entire world 00:57:57.000 --> 00:58:00.000 with your passion and your truth. 00:58:00.000 --> 00:58:04.000 Buy my pickle. Buy my pickle. Buy my pickle. 00:58:04.000 --> 00:58:06.000 We will. 00:58:32.000 --> 00:58:34.000 Okay, be that as it may 00:58:34.000 --> 00:58:37.000 your stance on gender roles is so regressive 00:58:38.000 --> 00:58:41.000 that it would effectively limit women to a life of servitude. 00:58:42.000 --> 00:58:44.000 Exactly, servitude. Woman like to serve. 00:58:44.000 --> 00:58:48.000 She has little hands for serving things to people 00:58:48.000 --> 00:58:50.000 in very nice, graceful way. 00:58:50.000 --> 00:58:53.000 Women have nipples to serve milk to people. 00:58:53.000 --> 00:58:57.000 Woman have hole in lower body to produce babies. 00:58:57.000 --> 00:59:00.000 In other words, serve babies out of hole in body. 00:59:01.000 --> 00:59:02.000 Yeah. Yeah! 00:59:02.000 --> 00:59:05.000 Woman like serve! Yes! 00:59:05.000 --> 00:59:06.000 Incredibly offensive. 00:59:06.000 --> 00:59:08.000 -Someone is menses. -No. 00:59:09.000 --> 00:59:11.000 That debate is certainly settled. 00:59:11.000 --> 00:59:13.000 Let's throw it to the audience for questions. 00:59:13.000 --> 00:59:15.000 You, sir. 00:59:15.000 --> 00:59:18.000 Herschel, wow. It's amazing to talk to you. 00:59:15.000 --> 00:59:18.000 What an honor. 00:59:18.000 --> 00:59:19.000 Honor to be here. 00:59:19.000 --> 00:59:21.000 I was wondering how you felt about the taxes 00:59:21.000 --> 00:59:23.000 that are crushing small businesses. 00:59:23.000 --> 00:59:25.000 I'm glad you ask. 00:59:25.000 --> 00:59:28.000 You tax Herschel, Herschel will do 00:59:25.000 --> 00:59:28.000 violence to you. 00:59:28.000 --> 00:59:30.000 Yes, terrible violence! 00:59:32.000 --> 00:59:34.000 Miss. 00:59:34.000 --> 00:59:37.000 Herschel, have you considered running for office? 00:59:39.000 --> 00:59:40.000 I would like office. 00:59:46.000 --> 00:59:48.000 I would like big office. 00:59:53.000 --> 00:59:57.000 I would like biggest office in America! 00:59:57.000 --> 00:59:59.000 Huge office! 01:00:01.000 --> 01:00:04.000 Oh, how about you? In the back. 01:00:04.000 --> 01:00:08.000 Yes, the shapely young woman in the back row. Cannot see. 01:00:08.000 --> 01:00:11.000 Yes, thank you. Hello. Thank you. 01:00:11.000 --> 01:00:14.000 I was wondering what your thoughts are 01:00:14.000 --> 01:00:17.000 on Christian prayer in public schools. 01:00:18.000 --> 01:00:20.000 Yes, thank you. 01:00:20.000 --> 01:00:23.000 Oh, simple question. Easy to answer. 01:00:23.000 --> 01:00:25.000 I don't think I'm saying anything controversial 01:00:25.000 --> 01:00:29.000 when I say everybody know Jesus Christ mother 01:00:29.000 --> 01:00:30.000 was prostitute. 01:00:30.000 --> 01:00:33.000 -And she invent story 01:00:30.000 --> 01:00:33.000 of Christianity 01:00:33.000 --> 01:00:35.000 to cover up fact that she prostitute. 01:00:35.000 --> 01:00:37.000 So if you believe in Jesus, 01:00:37.000 --> 01:00:39.000 you are stupid idiot. 01:00:39.000 --> 01:00:42.000 You suck, Herschel! I'm gonna get you! 01:00:57.000 --> 01:00:59.000 We interrupt your 01:00:57.000 --> 01:00:59.000 regularly scheduled program 01:00:59.000 --> 01:01:02.000 to bring you this special report. 01:01:02.000 --> 01:01:05.000 Herschel Greenbaum the time-traveling immigrant 01:01:05.000 --> 01:01:07.000 who captured America's hearts and minds 01:01:07.000 --> 01:01:09.000 has fallen hard from grace. 01:01:09.000 --> 01:01:11.000 The public outcry against his bigotry 01:01:11.000 --> 01:01:13.000 is spreading throughout the country. 01:01:13.000 --> 01:01:17.000 He's been condemned by leaders on the left and right. 01:01:17.000 --> 01:01:18.000 And that's not all. 01:01:18.000 --> 01:01:21.000 Authorities are apparently calling for his deportation. 01:01:21.000 --> 01:01:23.000 Due to an outdated filing system 01:01:24.000 --> 01:01:26.000 at the Ellis Island storage facility, 01:01:26.000 --> 01:01:28.000 his paperwork cannot be located. 01:01:28.000 --> 01:01:31.000 Therefore, his citizenship has been revoked. 01:01:31.000 --> 01:01:34.000 If you have information about the whereabouts 01:01:34.000 --> 01:01:37.000 of the fugitive illegal alien Herschel Greenbaum, 01:01:37.000 --> 01:01:39.000 please call the tip hotline below. 01:01:39.000 --> 01:01:42.000 I just feel bad for this guy at this point. 01:01:42.000 --> 01:01:43.000 Look, I don't see how Herschel 01:01:43.000 --> 01:01:45.000 can come back from this one, folks. 01:01:46.000 --> 01:01:48.000 Everyone has deserted him. He's alone in the world. 01:01:46.000 --> 01:01:48.000 His life is in ruins. 01:01:48.000 --> 01:01:51.000 And the only person he has to blame for all of it, 01:01:48.000 --> 01:01:51.000 I'm sorry, 01:01:51.000 --> 01:01:53.000 is Herschel Greenbaum. 01:01:55.000 --> 01:01:57.000 The hell? 01:01:57.000 --> 01:01:58.000 Dude. 01:01:58.000 --> 01:01:59.000 Dude! 01:01:59.000 --> 01:02:01.000 Stop! 01:02:01.000 --> 01:02:03.000 Herschel, what the hell, man? What are you doing? 01:02:03.000 --> 01:02:05.000 These Christians, they try to kill me. 01:02:06.000 --> 01:02:07.000 They're not trying to kill you, Herschel. 01:02:07.000 --> 01:02:09.000 They just wanna send you back to Schlupsk. 01:02:09.000 --> 01:02:13.000 Is worse! I never go back to Schlupsk. 01:02:13.000 --> 01:02:15.000 Everything me and Sarah sacrificed 01:02:15.000 --> 01:02:18.000 to come here is for nothing. 01:02:18.000 --> 01:02:21.000 Well, I don't know what to tell you, man. 01:02:18.000 --> 01:02:21.000 I can't do anything for you. 01:02:21.000 --> 01:02:23.000 There is something. 01:02:23.000 --> 01:02:26.000 You must smuggle Herschel away from American authorities. 01:02:26.000 --> 01:02:27.000 What? 01:02:27.000 --> 01:02:30.000 I have accepted I have new fate. 01:02:30.000 --> 01:02:32.000 I will move to Canada, 01:02:33.000 --> 01:02:35.000 become icicle man. 01:02:35.000 --> 01:02:36.000 I will trade beaver for fire. 01:02:36.000 --> 01:02:39.000 It's not ideal. But this is what must happen. 01:02:40.000 --> 01:02:41.000 I'm terribly sorry this is happening to you 01:02:42.000 --> 01:02:43.000 and that everyone's turned on you 01:02:43.000 --> 01:02:46.000 because you've said truly despicable things. 01:02:47.000 --> 01:02:52.000 But I'm not gonna risk getting arrested again 01:02:47.000 --> 01:02:52.000 to help you. 01:02:52.000 --> 01:02:54.000 Is not help. 01:02:58.000 --> 01:02:59.000 Is trade. 01:03:00.000 --> 01:03:01.000 "Trade"? 01:03:01.000 --> 01:03:03.000 I know you do not like Herschel. 01:03:03.000 --> 01:03:06.000 I know you think your life better 01:03:03.000 --> 01:03:06.000 before Herschel. 01:03:06.000 --> 01:03:09.000 You take me to Canada, 01:03:09.000 --> 01:03:11.000 you never have to see me again. 01:03:15.000 --> 01:03:16.000 All right. 01:03:21.000 --> 01:03:24.000 Ten miles to Canada, no roads, no checkpoints. 01:03:24.000 --> 01:03:26.000 Just walk from here. 01:03:27.000 --> 01:03:28.000 This will work. 01:04:28.000 --> 01:04:29.000 Very good. 01:04:54.000 --> 01:04:56.000 We stay warm together. 01:04:57.000 --> 01:04:58.000 Thank you. 01:05:15.000 --> 01:05:17.000 There's the border. 01:05:18.000 --> 01:05:20.000 We made it. 01:05:23.000 --> 01:05:24.000 Oh, shit. Someone's coming. Here. 01:05:24.000 --> 01:05:26.000 Come on. Here, come on, come on. 01:05:26.000 --> 01:05:28.000 This way, this way. 01:05:32.000 --> 01:05:34.000 Stop. Stop! 01:05:48.000 --> 01:05:51.000 Looks like they're just taking a break or something. 01:05:51.000 --> 01:05:54.000 So we'll just chill here till they're gone. 01:05:54.000 --> 01:05:55.000 You do not mind? 01:05:55.000 --> 01:05:57.000 No, I don't mind. 01:06:01.000 --> 01:06:04.000 -Is there a lot of woods in Schlupsk? 01:06:01.000 --> 01:06:04.000 -Forest. 01:06:04.000 --> 01:06:06.000 -What's the difference? -Wolves. 01:06:06.000 --> 01:06:07.000 Oh, wow. 01:06:07.000 --> 01:06:10.000 Sarah loved to chase wolf. 01:06:10.000 --> 01:06:12.000 She would club them with stick, 01:06:12.000 --> 01:06:15.000 hit them with rock, kill them. 01:06:15.000 --> 01:06:16.000 Very good time. 01:06:16.000 --> 01:06:19.000 She sounds pretty amazing. 01:06:19.000 --> 01:06:20.000 I wish I could have met her. 01:06:20.000 --> 01:06:23.000 Although, maybe it's for the best that I didn't. 01:06:23.000 --> 01:06:25.000 Why you say this? 01:06:25.000 --> 01:06:27.000 I'm probably not, like, 01:06:27.000 --> 01:06:30.000 the best-case scenario for what the family's become. 01:06:30.000 --> 01:06:33.000 She probably wouldn't be too psyched to, 01:06:33.000 --> 01:06:35.000 you know, to see who I am. 01:06:36.000 --> 01:06:38.000 Not so sure. 01:06:41.000 --> 01:06:45.000 Perhaps once I live in Canada, 01:06:45.000 --> 01:06:47.000 you come to visit Herschel. 01:06:51.000 --> 01:06:52.000 You know, maybe-- 01:06:55.000 --> 01:06:58.000 -Maybe you don't have to go to Canada. 01:06:55.000 --> 01:06:58.000 -What do you mean? 01:06:58.000 --> 01:07:00.000 I mean, now that I think about it, 01:07:00.000 --> 01:07:05.000 you know, maybe we just haven't exhausted all of our options. 01:07:05.000 --> 01:07:07.000 You don't have to go hide in Canada for the rest 01:07:05.000 --> 01:07:07.000 of your life. 01:07:07.000 --> 01:07:09.000 We'll fix this, and in the meantime, 01:07:10.000 --> 01:07:12.000 you can stay with me. We'll figure it out. 01:07:12.000 --> 01:07:14.000 You do not want this. 01:07:14.000 --> 01:07:15.000 What do you mean? 01:07:15.000 --> 01:07:17.000 You try to get rid of Herschel. 01:07:17.000 --> 01:07:20.000 Take Herschel to middle of wilderness 01:07:20.000 --> 01:07:21.000 to take Herschel to Canada. 01:07:23.000 --> 01:07:24.000 You hate Herschel. 01:07:31.000 --> 01:07:34.000 I'm just gonna tell you this, man. 01:07:34.000 --> 01:07:36.000 I'm the one who called the Health Department on you. 01:07:36.000 --> 01:07:39.000 I got you shut down. That was me. 01:07:39.000 --> 01:07:40.000 And that's not all I did. 01:07:41.000 --> 01:07:42.000 I told you to go on Twitter, 01:07:42.000 --> 01:07:45.000 knowing you would say despicable things. 01:07:45.000 --> 01:07:46.000 You always do. 01:07:46.000 --> 01:07:49.000 And I did that to sabotage your business. 01:07:49.000 --> 01:07:50.000 Is this it? 01:07:50.000 --> 01:07:53.000 No. After the Twitter thing didn't destroy you, 01:07:53.000 --> 01:07:55.000 I attended the debate you were having. 01:07:55.000 --> 01:07:57.000 I went to the back row and I disguised my voice 01:07:58.000 --> 01:08:01.000 and I asked the question about Christian prayer in school. 01:08:01.000 --> 01:08:04.000 I knew exactly what you were gonna say. 01:08:05.000 --> 01:08:06.000 I'm so sorry, Herschel. 01:08:06.000 --> 01:08:08.000 It was wrong. I shouldn't have done it. 01:08:08.000 --> 01:08:10.000 I caused this whole thing to happen. Do you forgive me? 01:08:12.000 --> 01:08:15.000 -Wait. -You are traitor 01:08:12.000 --> 01:08:15.000 to your family! 01:08:15.000 --> 01:08:16.000 You are not Jew! 01:08:28.000 --> 01:08:31.000 Hey! Hey, you! Stop right there! 01:08:31.000 --> 01:08:32.000 232, requesting backup. 01:08:41.000 --> 01:08:42.000 Where'd he go? 01:08:45.000 --> 01:08:47.000 I think it's that pickle guy from the news. 01:08:48.000 --> 01:08:49.000 Come on. 01:08:51.000 --> 01:08:53.000 Herschel Greenbaum! 01:08:53.000 --> 01:08:55.000 We know you're out there. 01:09:07.000 --> 01:09:09.000 Where is this guy? 01:09:09.000 --> 01:09:11.000 Hello there, dudes. 01:09:11.000 --> 01:09:13.000 Who are you? 01:09:13.000 --> 01:09:15.000 I am Ben Greenbaum. 01:09:15.000 --> 01:09:17.000 Where's Herschel Greenbaum? 01:09:17.000 --> 01:09:18.000 Herschel is back there. 01:09:18.000 --> 01:09:20.000 You better get him before he escapes. 01:09:20.000 --> 01:09:22.000 I'm on it. 01:09:22.000 --> 01:09:24.000 -All right. You're free to go. -Found him! 01:09:24.000 --> 01:09:25.000 Thanks. 01:09:28.000 --> 01:09:30.000 All right, get up. 01:09:30.000 --> 01:09:31.000 All right, we got him. 01:09:31.000 --> 01:09:33.000 We got a positive ID on Herschel Greenbaum. 01:09:34.000 --> 01:09:36.000 -You have the right to remain silent. 01:09:34.000 --> 01:09:36.000 What? 01:09:36.000 --> 01:09:40.000 Anything you say can and will be used against you 01:09:36.000 --> 01:09:40.000 in a court of law. 01:09:40.000 --> 01:09:42.000 And now, breaking news. 01:09:42.000 --> 01:09:46.000 This is Susan O'Malley standing inside the Manhattan Federal 01:09:42.000 --> 01:09:46.000 Courthouse 01:09:46.000 --> 01:09:50.000 for what has been labeled one of the most bizarre trials 01:09:46.000 --> 01:09:50.000 of the century. 01:09:50.000 --> 01:09:52.000 Herschel Greenbaum has been deemed 01:09:52.000 --> 01:09:54.000 a persona non grata on American soil. 01:09:55.000 --> 01:09:57.000 His deportation trial got off to a strange start 01:09:57.000 --> 01:10:01.000 as his lawyer put forth a truly unexpected defense, 01:10:01.000 --> 01:10:03.000 that Herschel Greenbaum was not, 01:10:03.000 --> 01:10:06.000 in fact, actually Herschel Greenbaum. 01:10:06.000 --> 01:10:09.000 This is Ben Greenbaum. 01:10:09.000 --> 01:10:11.000 This is Herschel 01:10:11.000 --> 01:10:14.000 who switched places with him because as you can see 01:10:14.000 --> 01:10:18.000 Herschel Greenbaum has a beard 01:10:18.000 --> 01:10:21.000 whereas my client, Ben, has no beard. 01:10:22.000 --> 01:10:23.000 I object, Your Honor. 01:10:23.000 --> 01:10:25.000 What precedent are we setting here? 01:10:25.000 --> 01:10:28.000 That the defendant isn't actually the defendant? 01:10:28.000 --> 01:10:32.000 Well, then, maybe Charles Manson 01:10:32.000 --> 01:10:36.000 wasn't actually Charles Manson. 01:10:36.000 --> 01:10:37.000 Let me try something really fast. 01:10:38.000 --> 01:10:41.000 So I'm me, I'm me, the guy you know. 01:10:41.000 --> 01:10:43.000 Is this a new guy? 01:10:43.000 --> 01:10:48.000 With that, I move to dismiss the defense's entire case. 01:10:48.000 --> 01:10:49.000 Granted. 01:10:49.000 --> 01:10:51.000 Court adjourned. 01:10:51.000 --> 01:10:54.000 Herschel was quickly put on a ship 01:10:51.000 --> 01:10:54.000 back to Eastern Europe 01:10:54.000 --> 01:10:56.000 returning to his home country of Schlupsk. 01:10:57.000 --> 01:11:00.000 And with that, America can finally rest easy. 01:11:00.000 --> 01:11:03.000 The abomination known as Herschel Greenbaum 01:11:03.000 --> 01:11:07.000 will never wreak havoc on our great land ever again. 01:11:08.000 --> 01:11:10.000 Back to you, Jim. 01:11:53.000 --> 01:11:55.000 Oh, Sarah. 01:12:48.000 --> 01:12:51.000 "Boop. Bop." 01:13:22.000 --> 01:13:24.000 Excuse me, do you speak English? 01:13:24.000 --> 01:13:25.000 No? 01:13:30.000 --> 01:13:32.000 Excuse me. Hi. 01:13:32.000 --> 01:13:35.000 Do you guys speak English? No? No? 01:13:35.000 --> 01:13:38.000 Thank you. Thank you. 01:13:42.000 --> 01:13:43.000 Hello. 01:13:43.000 --> 01:13:45.000 Excuse me? 01:13:45.000 --> 01:13:47.000 Excuse me, hi. 01:13:47.000 --> 01:13:49.000 I need help. I'm very cold. 01:13:49.000 --> 01:13:51.000 Do you know where maybe they'll help me? 01:13:51.000 --> 01:13:53.000 Do you know where I could go for some help? 01:13:59.000 --> 01:14:00.000 Thank you. 01:14:49.000 --> 01:14:51.000 I only speak English. I'm sorry. 01:14:53.000 --> 01:14:55.000 You are Jew? 01:14:57.000 --> 01:14:59.000 Yeah. 01:14:59.000 --> 01:15:03.000 We are need ten Jew men for make minyan 01:15:04.000 --> 01:15:05.000 for Kaddish. 01:15:06.000 --> 01:15:08.000 Prayer for dead. 01:15:12.000 --> 01:15:15.000 I don't know the words to the prayers. I'm sorry-- 01:15:15.000 --> 01:15:16.000 Is fine! 01:15:53.000 --> 01:15:54.000 Amen. 01:16:02.000 --> 01:16:03.000 Amen. 01:16:07.000 --> 01:16:09.000 Are you okay? 01:16:12.000 --> 01:16:14.000 Yeah, I've... 01:16:14.000 --> 01:16:16.000 I've lost some people. 01:16:16.000 --> 01:16:17.000 Who? 01:16:20.000 --> 01:16:21.000 My parents. 01:16:57.000 --> 01:16:58.000 Hello. 01:17:04.000 --> 01:17:05.000 Is Herschel. 01:17:06.000 --> 01:17:08.000 Yeah, I figured that out. 01:17:10.000 --> 01:17:13.000 Alexa tell me how to fly here. 01:17:15.000 --> 01:17:19.000 I am truly sorry for doing violence to you. 01:17:20.000 --> 01:17:22.000 And getting you deported to Schlupsk. 01:17:24.000 --> 01:17:26.000 I was wrong. 01:17:27.000 --> 01:17:28.000 It's okay. 01:17:29.000 --> 01:17:31.000 Is not okay. 01:17:32.000 --> 01:17:35.000 I was wrong about you. 01:17:51.000 --> 01:17:54.000 I thought you did not care about family. 01:17:54.000 --> 01:17:56.000 But now I see with your Boop Bops, 01:17:56.000 --> 01:17:59.000 you were just trying to honor family. 01:18:00.000 --> 01:18:02.000 This is why you do not sell Boop Bops 01:18:02.000 --> 01:18:04.000 and you sit alone all day. 01:18:04.000 --> 01:18:07.000 Not because you are coward. 01:18:08.000 --> 01:18:09.000 You not sell Boop Bops 01:18:09.000 --> 01:18:12.000 because you are afraid to let down family. 01:18:13.000 --> 01:18:14.000 But you do not. 01:18:15.000 --> 01:18:18.000 I never met mother or father, 01:18:18.000 --> 01:18:21.000 but they would be proud. 01:18:21.000 --> 01:18:23.000 Sarah would be proud. 01:18:23.000 --> 01:18:25.000 I am very proud. 01:18:26.000 --> 01:18:29.000 You make my vow come true. 01:18:29.000 --> 01:18:33.000 You are everything I hoped family would become. 01:18:37.000 --> 01:18:39.000 Thank you. 01:18:40.000 --> 01:18:41.000 Thank you. 01:18:43.000 --> 01:18:45.000 All right. Come. 01:18:47.000 --> 01:18:50.000 I would like to show you some place. 01:18:52.000 --> 01:18:56.000 This place is really nice. 01:18:52.000 --> 01:18:56.000 I really get it. 01:18:56.000 --> 01:18:59.000 It's very special place. 01:18:59.000 --> 01:19:01.000 This was Sarah's favorite place. 01:19:01.000 --> 01:19:03.000 She had good taste. 01:19:03.000 --> 01:19:06.000 She would be very happy to know you see this place. 01:19:07.000 --> 01:19:09.000 I'm glad I got to see it. 01:19:11.000 --> 01:19:13.000 You know, I had an idea the other day. 01:19:13.000 --> 01:19:15.000 What? What is idea? 01:19:15.000 --> 01:19:17.000 Promise not to laugh? 01:19:17.000 --> 01:19:18.000 I promise. 01:19:18.000 --> 01:19:22.000 Okay, so people love your pickles. 01:19:22.000 --> 01:19:25.000 -They do. It's true. -Can't get enough of 'em. 01:19:25.000 --> 01:19:27.000 It's the brine. It make people go crazy. 01:19:27.000 --> 01:19:30.000 And, you know, I'm good with the internet, 01:19:30.000 --> 01:19:32.000 good at building websites, things like that. 01:19:32.000 --> 01:19:34.000 So I thought maybe I can build a website, 01:19:34.000 --> 01:19:36.000 we sell your pickles to people all around the world. 01:19:37.000 --> 01:19:38.000 Family business. 01:19:38.000 --> 01:19:40.000 Yeah. Family business. 01:19:40.000 --> 01:19:42.000 You can pickle more things than cucumbers these days. 01:19:42.000 --> 01:19:45.000 You can pickle watermelon. You can pickle strawberries. 01:19:45.000 --> 01:19:47.000 They pickle fruit these days? 01:19:47.000 --> 01:19:49.000 Oh, yeah. You thought they were milking a lot? 01:19:49.000 --> 01:19:50.000 Wait till you hear what they're pickling. 01:19:50.000 --> 01:19:52.000 Just when I think I figure it out, 01:19:52.000 --> 01:19:55.000 you throw a pickled watermelon at me. I'm like, "Oof!" 01:19:55.000 --> 01:19:57.000 It's a crazy world out there, man. 01:19:57.000 --> 01:19:59.000 Many people still hate Herschel very much. 01:19:59.000 --> 01:20:01.000 That is true. 01:20:01.000 --> 01:20:03.000 I say many terrible things. And if one thing true 01:20:01.000 --> 01:20:03.000 in America, 01:20:03.000 --> 01:20:06.000 once you say terrible things, you will never be success. 01:20:06.000 --> 01:20:08.000 That is not true. At all. 01:20:08.000 --> 01:20:09.000 Oh, that's great news. 01:20:09.000 --> 01:20:12.000 Still, we should make some apologies. 01:20:14.000 --> 01:20:17.000 All I know is that whatever we do next, 01:20:17.000 --> 01:20:18.000 we should do it together. 01:20:20.000 --> 01:20:21.000 Together? 01:20:22.000 --> 01:20:24.000 Yeah. 01:20:24.000 --> 01:20:26.000 Together. 01:21:13.000 --> 01:21:14.000 Do you wanna pray? 01:21:20.000 --> 01:21:21.000 You do not mind? 01:21:22.000 --> 01:21:24.000 I don't mind. 01:21:36.000 --> 01:21:37.000 Amen. 01:21:41.000 --> 01:21:42.000 Amen. 01:22:20.000 --> 01:22:22.000 I like her very much. 01:22:22.000 --> 01:22:23.000 -Barbra Streisand? -Yes. 01:22:23.000 --> 01:22:26.000 This her name? Barbra Streisand. 01:22:26.000 --> 01:22:28.000 -Babs. -Babs. 01:22:28.000 --> 01:22:30.000 -She very pretty. -Oh, yeah. 01:22:30.000 --> 01:22:31.000 She is Jew. 01:22:32.000 --> 01:22:32.000 Oh, yes. 01:22:32.000 --> 01:22:34.000 She is a Jew. 01:22:34.000 --> 01:22:36.000 Very much Jew. 01:22:36.000 --> 01:22:38.000 Very attractive trait, 01:22:38.000 --> 01:22:40.000 dress like boy to go to yeshiva. 01:22:40.000 --> 01:22:41.000 I've always said that. 01:22:42.000 --> 01:22:44.000 She little Jew boy. She dress like little Jew boy. 01:22:44.000 --> 01:22:46.000 But little Jew woman underneath there. 01:22:48.000 --> 01:22:50.000 I like this film very much. 01:22:50.000 --> 01:22:52.000 You're really coloring it in a new way. 01:22:52.000 --> 01:22:53.000 It's very naughty. 01:22:54.000 --> 01:22:55.000 It is super naughty the way you describe it. 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