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To me, being a guidance counselor,
it's kind of like being
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a teacher of emotions.
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You know, you help these kids
figure out what they're feeling and...
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show them how to express it
in a healthy way, you know?
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That was beautifully put.
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Well, you know, we have been looking
at more seasoned candidates, but...
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I, for one, think we could use someone
with a little pep in her step.
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I'm so happy my lack of experience
didn't dissuade you.
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I actually think it's a selling point.
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You know? I'm not, like, rigid.
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I'm not bogged down by that whole
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"this is how we've always done it"
way of thinking.
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Yes, this is a Catholic school,
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but even religions have to adapt
with the times.
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Adapt how?
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Well, take sex ed, right?
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You can teach abstinence all you want,
but kids are gonna have sex.
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They are kids.
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I mean, don't get me wrong.
I'm pro-marriage.
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It's one of the reasons
my ex and I broke up.
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I will tell you about Eric one day,
and you will flip the fuck out
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because that man is a liar.
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Okay, well,
why don't we just do a scenario here?
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Let's say a student comes to you
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to tell you that her boyfriend
is pressuring her to get physical.
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First of all, fuck that guy.
You know, I would shut that down.
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Yeah, I would use it
as an opportunity to teach her
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she doesn't need a boy to fulfill her.
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She can fulfill herself.
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-Spiritually.
-Oh, no. Physically.
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Phys--
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-Masturbating.
-Well...
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I mean,
I'm not gonna be hands-on about it.
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-Can you imagine?
-Thank God.
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I just want her to know she has options.
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Maybe it's a shower nozzle
or an owl... figurine.
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My first boyfriend was a teddy bear.
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God, I loved to masturbate.
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Great. Okay, then.
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Yes, I still do.
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It doesn't sound that bad.
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Oh, yeah, it does.
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You are fucking nuts.
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Who rambles on to a nun about sex?
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I mean,
it's like, I knew I shouldn't go there,
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but in the moment I was like,
I should go there.
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There's the things that you say
when you have the job,
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and things that you say
when you want the job.
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I don't know what you want me to tell you.
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I fucking did it. It happened.
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Oh, that's classic Aunt Wesley.
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You know what? Sweetie,
I think it all worked out in the end.
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You're too forward-thinking
for that place.
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They're so-so uptight.
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-I need a job.
-Uh-mm.
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Everyone in my master's program
has one.
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-That girl who ate her hair for two years?
-Ugh.
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She has a job and a boyfriend.
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- Ugh.
- Sweetie,
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don't compare yourself to other people.
It's a loser's game.
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I thought by the time I was 30,
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I'd be married with, like,
this dope career and a couple kids.
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Ugh! Being married
is not the answer.
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Dave cheated on me,
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so you never know how that's gonna go.
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I'm not even going on Instagram anymore,
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because I cannot see
another pregnant belly
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-with "nine months" written on it.
-Mm.
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But I'm so happy for everyone else.
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Sorry I called you a bitch
when you told me you were pregnant.
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Come here, Kevin.
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Why won't you love me?
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Oh, Kevin's just depressed lately.
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Oh, really?
Did he find out he looks like Hitler?
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Kevin does not look like Hitler.
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-He really does.
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No, Kevin, you can't go outside.
You're an indoor cat.
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I don't know what he's trying to prove.
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-Hi, sweetie.
-Hi.
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-Welcome home. Cheese plate.
-What's up ladies?
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Hey, sorry about the job, Wes.
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-Kaylie told me you didn't get it.
-Thanks, man.
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Yeah, I mean, the archaic institution
of organized religion
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is no place for our friend Wes here.
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See? Tad gets it.
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Wes, why haven't you called
Tad's friend Sean yet?
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-Yeah.
-I got a lot of guys in the mix right now.
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Some of them are ghosting me,
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which means they have
my undivided attention.
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You know what?
Why don't you just chill on the guys
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until you find a job, you know?
One crisis at a time.
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Okay, Brooke.
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Yeah, I'll just casually take
a year off of dating
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while my ovaries rust and grow barnacles.
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Oh, Wes, there's always a silver lining.
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-Even on corroded ovaries.
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Whoa...
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Oh, my God. What was that?
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Wow!
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Well, at least you don't have a job
to drive to.
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"Deep water"
♪ You're a bad habit ♪
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♪ That I wanna regret ♪
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♪ Breathe you in from afar ♪
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♪ No I ain't done yet ♪
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♪ Just one drag of you ♪
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♪ Feel like I need the patch ♪
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♪ Stead I'm feigning for a kick drum ♪
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♪ Inside my chest ♪
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♪ I'm in deep deep water ♪
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♪ With my shallow thoughts ♪
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♪ Won't you please please save me ♪
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♪ Make me say oh my god ♪
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Wesley, doll, it's Mom.
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I haven't heard from you in a few days,
and you know how I worry. I start--
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Hey, Wesley, this is Patty.
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You babysat the boys last week,
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and I noticed some of the food
has been missing from my fridge.
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And I don't mean
to accuse you of anything,
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but it's a little strange,
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so I wondered if you knew--
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Hey, Wes. It's Eric.
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Been a while, huh?
Like six months.
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Kinda awkward to do this on voicemail,
but guess what?
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I got engaged!
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Crazy, right? I know.
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I guess I'm the marrying kind after all.
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So, I wanted to give you a heads-up.
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My fiancée, Lauren, went to Penn
with an editor at Brides magazine.
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They did a piece on our engagement.
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It's nothing.
I mean, a tiny paragraph, a few pictures.
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-It's on page 75 of the May issue.
-Sorry.
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Just letting you know
so you don't stumble on it by accident.
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Okay. Take care.
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-Buh-bye.
-Oh, fuck.
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What? Ew!
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Piggyback ride? Gross.
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"Thought I wasn't meant for marriage,
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but I guess it was a matter
of meeting the right person." Oh.
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"Whirlwind courtship included travel..."
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I love to travel.
You never fucking traveled with me.
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My God, she's European?
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Okay.
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-Hello?
-Hey, Sean? Uh, this is...
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-Wesley, Tad's friend.
-Uh, who?
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Sorry, I thought he maybe mentioned to you
that I'd be calling.
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Oh, right, right...
Yeah. You're the magician.
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No, I was the one that Tad thought
you might hit it off with.
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Know what? We don't need to do this.
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I think Tad
was just throwing crap at a wall.
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Nah, I was just messing with you.
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-Most blind dates are crap, though.
-Exactly.
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I always feel like, on a blind date,
you should have an automatic out.
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You show up, say hi, no chemistry?
Just say no. Over.
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I'm talking to you right now,
I literally don't care about you.
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You could get hit by a bus,
could care less.
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I know. Exactly.
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But look, um,
I'm just walking out of a movie right now.
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-Okay.
-Do you live near Echo Park?
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Maybe we could meet for a drink or...
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Oh. Um...
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That sounds great.
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-Thank you so much.
-Good night, miss.
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Good night.
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-Are you Sean?
-No, I'm not.
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Uh...
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-Wesley?
-Sean?
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-Yes.
-Oh, thank God.
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Thought you were that short dude
over there. He's adorable,
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but our kids would be so short.
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-Help me.
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-Yes. Exactly.
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-Hi.
-Oh, hi. I took a chance you like white.
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Oh, Ordering for the lady. Strong open.
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-Yeah.
-Um...
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-So, how do you know Tad?
-"How do I know Tad?"
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Let's see. I dated a girl in college
that he worked with.
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-Jessie Harris?
-Yeah, I know Jessie.
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-Okay.
-Wonder why she didn't try to set us up.
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That's weird. Yeah, usually,
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when girls get married,
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they try to yard-sale their reject pile.
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"Reject pile."
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Ooh, I wish that hot husband of hers
was in the reject pile.
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Have you seen their perfect baby?
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I love weddings.
Were you at their wedding?
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You know what?
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No.
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Oh, my God. I'm so sorry.
Were you not invited?
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-That was rude of me.
-No, I mean...
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What I mean is... no.
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I'm using my automatic out.
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I'm sorry, what?
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"Automatic out," what we spoke about.
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If I wanna leave, if you wanna leave,
no harm, no foul?
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-I'm using that right now.
-Okay, we were riffing.
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We were having a fun time.
Have you never been on a date?
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I mean, come on, now. You were dropping
"marriage," "kids," "wedding"
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in five seconds flat.
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Not with us!
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What are you doing?
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We were just talking.
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Wesley, you seem like a great girl.
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I'm just...
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-The timing's not right for me.
-Guess what?
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The timing isn't great
for me either, Sean.
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Wanna know why?
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'Cause I've had a year from hell,
all right?
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I've had 17 shitty job interviews.
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Twice as many bad dates.
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Okay, my car was destroyed,
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I'm on a budget,
so I steal food from the kid I babysit,
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and all of my birds died this year.
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And my hair is falling out of my head
'cause I blow it out five times a week,
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and despite my best efforts,
I'm still treading water,
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sitting here on dates with dudes like you,
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wondering what my life is gonna be like.
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Wow.
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-Unbelievable.
-Excuse me.
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-Baby...
-Come on.
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Ma'am. Do you hear me, ma'am?
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Ma'am, I'm an LA City reserve firefighter,
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I was walking by when you fell.
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Cool. Thanks, man. I--
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Ma'am, you're gonna be okay, okay?
Don't freak out.
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I feel fine.
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Hey, there. You okay?
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Oh, my God. Who are you?
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I'm Jared Sterling.
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I saw your purse
go flying into oncoming traffic.
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I thought you might need some help.
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Wesley Darya of Belmont Avenue,
who wears contacts
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and somehow got a nice picture
on their license.
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Oh, my God. Shut up.
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You okay? You wanna get up?
All right.
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Well, time to go to the hospital.
I'm down to take you in my Jetta.
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I'm fine.
I'll have my friends look out for me.
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Yeah. Oh, okay.
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You know what? I...
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I live just around the corner.
If you wanna come over,
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you can call some friends
to come pick you up.
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-I do.
-I honestly barely ever kill people.
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You're so funny.
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Great. Still not answering,
but I can go home.
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You don't need to babysit me.
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Oh, no. Don't worry about it.
I just got back from China.
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I'd be up all night.
You're doing me a favor.
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Okay.
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Aw, cute kid.
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Oh, yeah. That's my nephew.
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-Hope my own turn out half as great.
-Hmm.
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-Yours in the future?
-Mm-hmm. Yeah.
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-So, your name's Wesley.
-Uh-mm.
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Beautiful eyes.
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Ooh.
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-Organ donor.
-Please don't harvest my kidneys.
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I didn't mean to look at your organs
when I said that. It was just natural.
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Uh, no. I'm a sports agent.
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Okay? We only feed on people's careers.
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I don't know anything about agents,
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so, I... guess I don't have an opinion.
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My brain's not really working right now,
sorry.
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I love that.
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Now I know what my problem is.
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I've been being too...
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myself.
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Yeah. I discovered the secret to men.
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Don't speak.
Look, I'm just facing the facts.
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-My personality is an acquired taste.
-Hmm.
00:12:58.875 --> 00:13:01.166
I love the way your personality tastes.
00:13:01.250 --> 00:13:02.958
I think this is meant to be.
00:13:03.083 --> 00:13:04.500
This is exactly like the book
00:13:04.583 --> 00:13:06.500
I'm reading right now
for my pregnancy journey.
00:13:06.583 --> 00:13:09.791
It's written by a Mexican shaman named
Ángel de la Paz,
00:13:10.125 --> 00:13:11.500
-angel of peace.
-Really?
00:13:11.583 --> 00:13:12.958
Another shaman?
00:13:13.041 --> 00:13:15.791
You might as well be flushing
all of your money down the toilet.
00:13:15.875 --> 00:13:17.875
How much did you spend on the last one?
00:13:18.250 --> 00:13:20.416
Eleven thousand four hundred
and eighty dollars.
00:13:20.875 --> 00:13:23.000
-Right?
-That's a lot of money.
00:13:23.291 --> 00:13:25.000
Listen, the book says
00:13:25.166 --> 00:13:27.583
the universe throws
a bunch of darkness your way
00:13:27.666 --> 00:13:30.333
that you have to suffer through
in order to find your true path
00:13:30.416 --> 00:13:33.125
so that you can appreciate
the good things when they come.
00:13:33.208 --> 00:13:34.083
Like Jared.
00:13:34.541 --> 00:13:36.083
Thank God. I'm just so relieved.
00:13:36.166 --> 00:13:38.958
-I was starting to think I was cursed.
-You always think you're cursed.
00:13:39.041 --> 00:13:40.625
What do you actually know about this guy?
00:13:40.708 --> 00:13:43.666
He wants kids. He owns a duvet cover.
00:13:43.750 --> 00:13:46.125
He liked me with a slight concussion.
00:13:46.208 --> 00:13:49.041
-What more do I want?
-What does he know about you?
00:13:49.541 --> 00:13:53.000
He knows that I'm pretty fucking sexy
when I'm not talking so much.
00:13:53.583 --> 00:13:56.041
Okay,
so you're gonna start off a relationship
00:13:56.125 --> 00:13:58.083
by pretending to be
a completely different person?
00:14:00.125 --> 00:14:00.958
Yeah.
00:14:03.041 --> 00:14:05.750
It's a doughnut-wrapped hot dog.
00:14:05.833 --> 00:14:07.666
I have heard so much about this thing.
00:14:07.750 --> 00:14:08.750
Wow.
00:14:09.750 --> 00:14:11.916
Two of my least favorite things.
00:14:13.541 --> 00:14:15.833
Totally. Yeah.
00:14:15.916 --> 00:14:19.041
Man, am I happy you said that.
00:14:19.125 --> 00:14:21.791
You are so cute.
Can we get this out of here, please?
00:14:22.083 --> 00:14:24.375
-Couple salads?
-Just a bowl of lettuce.
00:14:24.458 --> 00:14:26.083
-Go, Wes! Go!
-Go!
00:14:26.166 --> 00:14:29.375
This bubble suit
smells like plastic and fresh sperm.
00:14:29.458 --> 00:14:31.041
-Oh, hey, Jared!
-Hey!
00:14:31.125 --> 00:14:32.916
I'm so excited you like bubble soccer.
00:14:33.000 --> 00:14:35.000
-My ex hated this stuff.
-I'm open!
00:14:35.416 --> 00:14:37.958
-She's crazy. This is the best.
00:14:38.041 --> 00:14:40.375
-Oh, my God! My body!
-Oh, look out!
00:14:44.500 --> 00:14:47.500
Oh, my God. I love your laugh, by the way.
00:14:49.291 --> 00:14:50.833
I wanted-- I have to tell you something,
00:14:50.916 --> 00:14:53.125
and I just--
I hope it's not a big deal, okay?
00:14:53.208 --> 00:14:55.000
-Oh, my God. What's up?
-So...
00:14:55.416 --> 00:14:57.458
you know that girl I told you about? Lucy?
00:14:57.541 --> 00:14:59.791
-Mm-hmm. Your ex, yeah.
-Yes.
00:14:59.875 --> 00:15:02.791
Um, we were kind of engaged for a bit.
00:15:03.500 --> 00:15:06.833
We had to call off the wedding last year.
She was pretty nuts.
00:15:06.916 --> 00:15:09.333
She smashed the windows on my car
00:15:09.416 --> 00:15:12.541
and had my mail forwarded to a PO box
so she could keep tabs on me.
00:15:12.625 --> 00:15:15.958
And I actually came home
to find her wearing my clothes,
00:15:16.375 --> 00:15:19.208
in my bed,
so I had to get the locks changed.
00:15:20.625 --> 00:15:21.791
A psychopath.
00:15:21.875 --> 00:15:24.458
-Yeah. Luckily, diagnosed now.
-Mm.
00:15:26.041 --> 00:15:28.916
Thanks for telling me.
Sorry it didn't work out.
00:15:29.625 --> 00:15:30.833
And that's it? No...
00:15:31.666 --> 00:15:34.541
no other follow-up questions?
No interrogation?
00:15:34.625 --> 00:15:38.750
People make mistakes, you know?
Let's keep the past in the past.
00:15:39.208 --> 00:15:41.291
I think you may be the perfect girl.
00:15:53.500 --> 00:15:55.708
Wait. I'm not rushing things, am I?
00:15:55.791 --> 00:15:58.083
No. What? No. Go faster. Harder.
00:16:07.875 --> 00:16:08.958
Wesley Darya,
00:16:09.750 --> 00:16:11.083
will you marry me?
00:16:12.250 --> 00:16:13.166
Yes.
00:16:15.000 --> 00:16:18.666
Oh, my God. I'm finally happy.
00:16:24.416 --> 00:16:26.708
-Oh, my God. We have a pool!
-What?
00:16:28.000 --> 00:16:30.000
Nothing. Just had a tickle in my throat.
Come here.
00:16:31.916 --> 00:16:35.750
Oh, my God. Mom, you are tripping out.
00:16:35.833 --> 00:16:38.333
-I'll make the payment. Yes.
-I'm tripping? You're still gambling.
00:16:38.416 --> 00:16:41.333
I don't have a problem
with online gambling anymore.
00:16:41.416 --> 00:16:42.750
I told you I took care of that.
00:16:43.250 --> 00:16:45.000
How are you even paying your bills?
00:16:45.333 --> 00:16:47.541
-I wonder, do you have health insurance--
-Hold on.
00:16:47.625 --> 00:16:49.458
-
-Now you need a new car.
00:16:49.541 --> 00:16:50.958
-Wasn't him.
-You sound like
00:16:51.041 --> 00:16:52.166
you're about to be homeless.
00:16:52.250 --> 00:16:55.958
♪ If I never feel you in my arms again ♪
00:16:56.666 --> 00:17:02.083
♪ If I never feel your tender kiss again ♪
00:17:03.291 --> 00:17:07.958
♪ If I never hear "I love you"
now and then ♪
00:17:09.458 --> 00:17:13.250
♪ Will I never make love to you
once again? ♪
00:17:13.333 --> 00:17:18.000
♪ Please understand ♪
00:17:18.125 --> 00:17:21.166
♪ if love ends ♪
00:17:22.000 --> 00:17:25.666
♪ Then I promise you
I promise you that ♪
00:17:25.833 --> 00:17:30.041
♪ That I shall never breathe again ♪
00:17:30.166 --> 00:17:32.791
-Do you wanna know what sucks?
-Yes.
00:17:32.875 --> 00:17:35.916
Jared's rejecting me,
and he doesn't even know me.
00:17:36.000 --> 00:17:37.375
There's still a chance he's dead.
00:17:38.375 --> 00:17:39.791
You guys are the best.
00:17:39.875 --> 00:17:41.250
You're the best.
00:17:41.333 --> 00:17:43.791
-You guys are the best.
-Sweetie, you're the best.
00:17:47.666 --> 00:17:50.958
-What?
-It's not Jared. It's my mom.
00:17:51.041 --> 00:17:54.291
Mom. Fucking stop blowing my line up, man.
00:17:54.583 --> 00:17:58.208
You know what?
I really think I need to lay down the law.
00:17:58.708 --> 00:18:01.458
-Yes.
-I need to talk my shit to him.
00:18:01.541 --> 00:18:03.583
-Yes.
-You know what I'm gonna do?
00:18:03.666 --> 00:18:06.166
-What?
-I'm gonna do a e-mail.
00:18:07.750 --> 00:18:10.291
-Do an e-mail.
-Yeah, do an e-mail.
00:18:10.375 --> 00:18:12.083
Let's do it. Let's fucking rip it up.
00:18:12.708 --> 00:18:15.666
"In case you're wondering,
I'm doing great."
00:18:15.750 --> 00:18:16.833
Yeah, you are.
00:18:17.416 --> 00:18:21.458
"Except for the fact that, five days ago,
your penis entered my vagina,
00:18:21.541 --> 00:18:23.333
and I haven't heard from you since.
00:18:24.791 --> 00:18:28.000
Does this have to do with the fact
that your dead dad
00:18:28.083 --> 00:18:30.750
never gave you enough love
when you were little?
00:18:30.916 --> 00:18:33.041
Hmm? Is it the dead dad?"
00:18:33.125 --> 00:18:34.541
Oh, my God. Is that true?
00:18:34.625 --> 00:18:36.291
Yeah, it's so sad, right?
00:18:37.416 --> 00:18:42.500
"May you get drunk
and get a dumb unicorn tattoo."
00:18:42.583 --> 00:18:46.583
"Suck on this, bitch."
00:18:46.666 --> 00:18:50.500
"Here's a little treat for the woman
you're going to torture next.
00:18:50.583 --> 00:18:52.083
Your dick is bad.
00:18:52.166 --> 00:18:54.708
It's legit thin."
00:18:54.791 --> 00:18:57.375
Eggplant emoji...
00:18:57.458 --> 00:19:02.208
"Please stop hashtagging
all of your Instagrams '#photography.'
00:19:02.291 --> 00:19:05.333
-Loser.
-Everything on Instagram's a photograph.
00:19:05.416 --> 00:19:08.333
Try '#thin dick.'"
00:19:08.416 --> 00:19:10.708
You suck at Instagram.
Why don't you close up shop, dick?
00:19:10.791 --> 00:19:15.375
Whoo! Yeah, you guys!
He sucks his own little thin dick, hard.
00:19:15.458 --> 00:19:18.958
-"There's an art to going down on a girl."
- Whoo! Yes!
00:19:19.041 --> 00:19:21.708
-"Do not start the game...
-Fucking murder him.
00:19:21.791 --> 00:19:23.291
...'would you rather?'
00:19:23.375 --> 00:19:26.250
I would rather finish cumming.
00:19:26.750 --> 00:19:30.583
And if your neck hurts that much,
get a chiropractor."
00:19:30.666 --> 00:19:33.125
"May your wife be barren."
00:19:33.875 --> 00:19:35.750
-No.
-No, I wouldn't go there.
00:19:35.833 --> 00:19:37.291
"The wrath of God,
00:19:37.375 --> 00:19:40.875
and all the goddesses and gods
in the forests and in our lands.
00:19:40.958 --> 00:19:42.875
-Fuck yeah.
-May you be cursed...
00:19:42.958 --> 00:19:44.625
-Yes.
-...and may you beg for mercy...
00:19:44.708 --> 00:19:46.166
...that you never get!"
00:19:46.250 --> 00:19:47.708
-Whoa.
00:19:48.958 --> 00:19:50.500
That was awesome, Kaylie.
00:19:50.583 --> 00:19:52.375
-Time to do this. Ready?
-Yes, let's do this.
00:19:52.833 --> 00:19:54.208
Do we need to spell-check?
00:19:54.416 --> 00:19:55.583
-No. Fuck it.
-No.
00:19:55.750 --> 00:19:57.416
On the count of three, all right?
00:19:57.500 --> 00:19:58.416
-One...
-Yes.
00:19:58.500 --> 00:19:59.791
-Two.
-Two.
00:20:00.416 --> 00:20:01.250
-Three.
-Three.
00:20:02.375 --> 00:20:03.416
Oh.
00:20:03.541 --> 00:20:05.416
-What's going on?
-Sorry. I'm stealing Wi-Fi.
00:20:05.500 --> 00:20:06.791
Can you get closer to the window?
00:20:06.875 --> 00:20:07.875
Oh, yeah. Sure.
00:20:11.833 --> 00:20:14.000
Now my mom's calling
from a blocked number.
00:20:14.083 --> 00:20:15.833
-Mom, I told you...
-What's happening?
00:20:15.916 --> 00:20:17.291
He hasn't called yet.
00:20:18.083 --> 00:20:20.791
Mom-- Wait, I can't hear you. Hello?
00:20:21.041 --> 00:20:23.000
Wes, is that you? It's Jared.
00:20:23.458 --> 00:20:26.541
Can you hear me?
I have a bad connection. I'm in Mexico.
00:20:26.625 --> 00:20:29.500
So, what? You're, like,
calling me from some beach?
00:20:29.583 --> 00:20:31.458
No, I'm in the hospital.
00:20:31.666 --> 00:20:34.833
Um... I was in a bit of a car accident.
Broke my foot,
00:20:34.916 --> 00:20:35.750
bruised a lung,
00:20:35.833 --> 00:20:37.583
-and fractured a couple of vertebrae.
-What?
00:20:37.666 --> 00:20:40.041
Yeah, they had me
in a medically-induced coma.
00:20:40.125 --> 00:20:41.916
-You were in a coma?
-Yeah.
00:20:42.083 --> 00:20:44.833
-Fuck.
-I have this client, Mauricio Sanchez,
00:20:44.916 --> 00:20:47.625
a big soccer star.
Anyway, he got arrested on Saturday.
00:20:47.708 --> 00:20:50.000
-Had to fly to Cabo to deal with it.
-I'm fucked. Stop!
00:20:50.083 --> 00:20:52.333
Oh, no. I feel so awful.
00:20:52.416 --> 00:20:53.416
No, I do.
00:20:53.500 --> 00:20:56.000
I can't believe we haven't talked
for five days.
00:20:56.083 --> 00:20:57.500
You weren't pissed off, were you?
00:20:57.583 --> 00:20:59.458
What? No, no, no.
00:20:59.541 --> 00:21:02.083
Wes, thanks for being so cool
about me not calling.
00:21:02.166 --> 00:21:04.375
-Fuckers.
-Most girls would've freaked out.
00:21:04.458 --> 00:21:07.458
You know me.
It takes a lot to get me worked up. Pfft.
00:21:07.541 --> 00:21:09.208
Yeah, I know.
That's what I love about you.
00:21:09.291 --> 00:21:10.375
You're so reasonable.
00:21:11.041 --> 00:21:13.541
Might be the last normal girl left in LA.
00:21:13.625 --> 00:21:15.500
-Can I call you back, Jar?
-What? No.
00:21:15.583 --> 00:21:19.791
No. My phone's at the casita,
back at the Las Playas resort.
00:21:19.875 --> 00:21:21.958
-They won't let me have my work stuff.
-Oh, my God.
00:21:22.041 --> 00:21:23.208
They just want me to rest.
00:21:23.291 --> 00:21:26.333
I'll call you when I know more, all right?
I miss you.
00:21:26.416 --> 00:21:28.541
I miss you too. God.
00:21:28.625 --> 00:21:30.625
-Success tastes good.
-Success tastes good.
00:21:30.708 --> 00:21:32.166
-Success tastes sweet.
-Don't send it. He was
00:21:32.250 --> 00:21:33.166
-in a coma!
-The e-mail sent!
00:21:33.250 --> 00:21:34.750
Wait, what did you say?
00:21:35.708 --> 00:21:37.000
Jared was in a coma?
00:21:37.083 --> 00:21:39.500
Yes, since Tuesday, in Mexico.
00:21:39.583 --> 00:21:41.583
Wh-What was the thing you said
right before that?
00:21:41.666 --> 00:21:43.875
Hmm. No, I didn't say anything.
00:21:46.041 --> 00:21:48.875
-What did she say?
-We sent the e-mail.
00:21:48.958 --> 00:21:50.041
-What?
-
00:21:51.208 --> 00:21:52.666
Well, that's what you told us to do.
00:21:52.750 --> 00:21:53.750
-No.
-Oh, my God.
00:21:53.833 --> 00:21:55.625
-Oh, my God.
-I'm gonna pass away.
00:21:55.708 --> 00:21:58.541
Just... I'm gonna just... pass away.
00:21:58.916 --> 00:22:01.291
-Now, let me go. I'm dead.
-No, no, no, no, no.
00:22:01.375 --> 00:22:03.125
Oh, I have an idea.
00:22:03.666 --> 00:22:06.333
We'll just send him another e-mail.
00:22:06.416 --> 00:22:09.625
Subject line:
"Do not read the last e-mail."
00:22:09.708 --> 00:22:11.791
No! What's wrong with you? Don't do that.
00:22:11.875 --> 00:22:14.083
If I got an e-mail saying,
"Don't read the last e-mail,"
00:22:14.166 --> 00:22:15.333
that's the first thing I'd do.
00:22:15.416 --> 00:22:17.583
Fuck, you're right.
I'm sorry. I'm drunk.
00:22:17.666 --> 00:22:20.083
We need to get out of this.
Where's the computer?
00:22:20.375 --> 00:22:21.500
Give me the computer.
00:22:21.583 --> 00:22:24.000
-Give it to me.
-Okay. It's gonna be okay.
00:22:24.083 --> 00:22:26.333
It's gonna be okay.
Just write him something really sweet.
00:22:26.916 --> 00:22:28.625
"My tender heart.
00:22:28.958 --> 00:22:30.833
My angel whisperer."
00:22:30.958 --> 00:22:32.000
Um...
00:22:32.083 --> 00:22:33.250
Are you naming Care Bears?
00:22:33.375 --> 00:22:36.916
Maybe he got amnesia in his coma
and he forgot his password.
00:22:37.000 --> 00:22:40.000
Mm, His password.
Do you know his password?
00:22:40.083 --> 00:22:42.958
No, I don't know his password.
We've been dating a month.
00:22:43.291 --> 00:22:46.000
I knew Dave's by day five.
I wouldn't blow him until he told me.
00:22:46.083 --> 00:22:48.833
There's gotta be something.
Ugh. Think.
00:22:48.916 --> 00:22:51.000
-What are we gonna do?
-What the hell are we gonna do?
00:22:51.083 --> 00:22:52.583
There's gotta be something we could do.
00:22:52.666 --> 00:22:55.458
-Just tell him you are possessed.
-'Cause that makes him wanna date me.
00:22:55.541 --> 00:22:57.416
-Tell him you love thin dicks.
-But I don't.
00:22:57.500 --> 00:22:59.125
"I have a drinking problem."
00:22:59.208 --> 00:23:01.875
None of these things are gonna make him
want to continue dating me.
00:23:01.958 --> 00:23:04.500
I... Oh, my God.
I don't know. I don't know what to do.
00:23:04.583 --> 00:23:07.791
I mean, the only thing you could do
is just go delete the e-mail
00:23:07.875 --> 00:23:10.458
from all of his devices,
which are God knows where.
00:23:10.541 --> 00:23:12.291
I know where they are. In his hotel room.
00:23:12.375 --> 00:23:13.625
A lot of good that does.
00:23:16.083 --> 00:23:16.916
You guys...
00:23:18.041 --> 00:23:20.166
I want you to take this really seriously.
00:23:22.291 --> 00:23:27.208
Would it be insane if I went to Mexico
and erased the e-mail?
00:23:27.916 --> 00:23:28.833
-Yes.
-No.
00:23:29.291 --> 00:23:30.208
Kaylie.
00:23:30.291 --> 00:23:32.541
You guys, it could be a fun girls' trip.
We could all go.
00:23:32.625 --> 00:23:34.875
Just the three of us.
How fun will that be?
00:23:34.958 --> 00:23:36.208
We haven't done that in so long.
00:23:36.291 --> 00:23:38.041
-Oh, no. I'm not going to Mexico.
-To Mexico?
00:23:38.125 --> 00:23:40.916
-I can't leave the country right now.
-You could have a revenge affair.
00:23:41.000 --> 00:23:43.166
Think of how fun that'll be.
You deserve it.
00:23:43.875 --> 00:23:46.250
You guys, if I go alone, it's stalking.
If you're there...
00:23:46.583 --> 00:23:49.208
it's still stalking,
but it's also a fun vacation...
00:23:49.291 --> 00:23:50.500
-after this.
-Oh, my God.
00:23:50.583 --> 00:23:53.458
-I mean, Ángel has a retreat near Cabo.
-Yes.
00:23:53.541 --> 00:23:55.458
-Maybe I could go to do that.
-Great. Hit that up.
00:23:55.541 --> 00:23:58.250
-Okay.
-Perfect. Good reasons are piling up.
00:23:58.333 --> 00:23:59.208
-This is great.
-Yeah.
00:23:59.291 --> 00:24:02.291
I think that you guys are gonna have
the best time in Mexico.
00:24:02.375 --> 00:24:04.958
And I am not going anywhere
with either of you--
00:24:05.041 --> 00:24:06.166
We're going to Mexico.
00:24:06.250 --> 00:24:08.375
because this plan is absolutely insane.
And...
00:24:09.958 --> 00:24:13.375
No, no, no, no, no.
don't give me those puppy-dog eyes
00:24:13.458 --> 00:24:15.958
that you do.
I hate that when you do that.
00:24:16.041 --> 00:24:17.083
And don't give me
00:24:17.166 --> 00:24:20.333
that weird little cat-like grin
on your face.
00:24:20.416 --> 00:24:25.250
Come on, guys. It's one hour of burglary
and two days by the pool.
00:24:25.333 --> 00:24:26.958
Okay? This is all I have.
00:24:27.041 --> 00:24:29.916
If Jared reads that e-mail,
my life is over--
00:24:30.000 --> 00:24:31.458
Wesley, stop. Please, just stop.
00:24:32.291 --> 00:24:34.750
Okay, this pitch is fricking horrible,
00:24:35.583 --> 00:24:36.625
but I...
00:24:37.583 --> 00:24:40.208
love you, and I do wanna see you happy.
00:24:40.291 --> 00:24:42.333
I love you too. Come on.
00:24:42.833 --> 00:24:46.083
I can't believe that I'm gonna say this,
00:24:48.125 --> 00:24:50.375
but let's go break into some dude's room.
00:25:07.041 --> 00:25:08.625
Wow.
00:25:21.458 --> 00:25:22.958
My God. That's so...
00:25:28.500 --> 00:25:29.875
Ramon will show you to your casita.
00:25:30.333 --> 00:25:32.416
Enjoy your stay, señora Darya.
00:25:32.500 --> 00:25:34.750
Uh, before we go up,
could you show me which casita
00:25:34.833 --> 00:25:36.166
Jared Sterling is in?
00:25:36.250 --> 00:25:37.541
Yeah. Allow me to connect you.
00:25:37.625 --> 00:25:39.833
Oh, he's actually not there right now.
00:25:39.916 --> 00:25:42.541
Ah. Perfect. Then, I will take a message.
00:25:42.625 --> 00:25:46.041
I was hoping I could just slip
a little note under his door.
00:25:46.125 --> 00:25:48.916
It's actually against hotel policy
to give out room numbers.
00:25:49.000 --> 00:25:49.875
You understand.
00:25:51.000 --> 00:25:53.291
Uh, sir. I've got the bag-- Hold on--
00:25:53.375 --> 00:25:55.833
-Oh, my God.
00:25:55.958 --> 00:25:56.958
Oh, boy.
00:25:57.416 --> 00:26:00.125
Whoa, Mom. This is neat.
00:26:00.208 --> 00:26:01.750
Oh!
00:26:01.833 --> 00:26:03.250
He's touching it.
00:26:03.375 --> 00:26:04.666
Why is it shaking so much?
00:26:04.750 --> 00:26:05.958
-It feels kinda weird.
-Nolan,
00:26:06.041 --> 00:26:07.833
-put that down now.
-But it looks funny.
00:26:08.375 --> 00:26:10.375
-What kind of toy is this?
-Ugh.
00:26:10.500 --> 00:26:11.875
-Can't use that again.
-Drop it.
00:26:12.375 --> 00:26:14.375
When Mommy says, "Drop it," we drop it.
00:26:14.458 --> 00:26:17.333
Hey, buddy. That's actually my...
00:26:17.958 --> 00:26:18.958
little toy.
00:26:19.083 --> 00:26:22.000
For a second there,
I thought my 12-year-old owned a sex toy.
00:26:22.083 --> 00:26:23.208
No, it's my dildo.
00:26:23.625 --> 00:26:25.875
What is going on here?
Is this a sex resort?
00:26:25.958 --> 00:26:27.750
-No, this is not--
-What?
00:26:27.833 --> 00:26:29.166
That was not in the brochure!
00:26:29.250 --> 00:26:31.875
Actually,
teaching your child about self-love
00:26:31.958 --> 00:26:33.958
is a really beautiful gift.
00:26:34.041 --> 00:26:34.875
Oh, really?
00:26:35.166 --> 00:26:37.625
I think a beautiful gift
is a beautiful vacation,
00:26:37.708 --> 00:26:39.083
and it's now basically ruined.
00:26:39.166 --> 00:26:41.666
-I feel like you're mad.
-Nolan, let's go.
00:26:41.875 --> 00:26:42.791
-Why, Mom?
-Come.
00:26:43.000 --> 00:26:44.333
-She seemed nice.
-Poor kid.
00:26:44.916 --> 00:26:47.041
-God damn it.
-Wow, she came in strong.
00:26:48.458 --> 00:26:50.666
You have complicated things.
May we go to our room?
00:26:50.750 --> 00:26:52.833
-Let's get a drink.
-Thank you.
00:26:58.000 --> 00:26:59.541
Gracias. Okay.
00:27:00.708 --> 00:27:02.333
Gracias.
00:27:02.416 --> 00:27:03.666
-This is nice.
-Oh, wow.
00:27:04.166 --> 00:27:05.833
I hope this minibar's a megabar.
00:27:06.666 --> 00:27:07.583
Phew!
00:27:07.916 --> 00:27:10.791
Hey, "automatic out" girl.
00:27:11.083 --> 00:27:13.583
Come on. What's up?
00:27:13.750 --> 00:27:16.125
What are you doing here in, uh, Cabo?
00:27:16.208 --> 00:27:17.333
Snowboarding.
00:27:17.416 --> 00:27:19.750
That's a weird coincidence.
I'm doing the exact same thing.
00:27:19.833 --> 00:27:22.458
Yeah, it's totally crazy
for two people from LA
00:27:22.541 --> 00:27:24.125
to be in Cabo at the same time.
00:27:24.208 --> 00:27:26.333
-Same time.
-Has it ever happened before?
00:27:26.416 --> 00:27:29.083
Probably not.
I know. That's why it's so weird.
00:27:29.166 --> 00:27:31.041
You think I followed you here
like a lunatic
00:27:31.125 --> 00:27:32.291
'cause I'm obsessed with you?
00:27:32.791 --> 00:27:33.666
No.
00:27:33.750 --> 00:27:35.416
I followed someone else here...
00:27:36.208 --> 00:27:38.875
like a lunatic
'cause I'm so obsessed with him.
00:27:38.958 --> 00:27:41.125
-Oh. You have a new boyfriend?
-Mm-hmm.
00:27:41.208 --> 00:27:44.416
That's-- Congratulations.
That's a-- I mean, you work fast, but--
00:27:44.500 --> 00:27:47.625
That's what happens when you give someone
more than ten seconds at a bar.
00:27:48.250 --> 00:27:50.666
-Listen. I've been meaning to call you.
-Oh, why?
00:27:50.750 --> 00:27:52.708
I feel bad about what happened.
That's all.
00:27:52.791 --> 00:27:55.458
-Hola, Sean!
-Hola.
00:27:55.541 --> 00:27:56.375
What?
00:27:56.458 --> 00:27:58.041
Oh.
00:27:58.125 --> 00:27:59.750
Oh, you met Q?
00:28:00.083 --> 00:28:01.250
-Q?
-How could I forget?
00:28:01.333 --> 00:28:03.083
Yes, we did.
00:28:03.583 --> 00:28:05.833
Oh, good, good, good.
Yeah, we went to Cornell together.
00:28:05.916 --> 00:28:08.791
-Yeah, he was in the hotel--
-You know what, Sean?
00:28:09.625 --> 00:28:10.833
-No.
-No?
00:28:11.291 --> 00:28:12.125
No.
00:28:12.208 --> 00:28:14.208
No, you haven't met Q? Or, you--
00:28:14.291 --> 00:28:16.291
-Just... no.
-It's automatic out.
00:28:16.708 --> 00:28:17.583
I deserve that.
00:28:19.083 --> 00:28:20.500
-Yeah. This is awesome.
-God.
00:28:20.583 --> 00:28:22.208
-There are five restaurants here.
-
00:28:23.333 --> 00:28:24.958
That was Sean.
00:28:25.041 --> 00:28:26.541
-What?
-Yeah.
00:28:26.625 --> 00:28:27.708
What's he doing here?
00:28:27.791 --> 00:28:28.958
-That's so random.
-I know.
00:28:29.041 --> 00:28:30.416
-Isn't that crazy?
-Yeah.
00:28:30.875 --> 00:28:32.125
All right. Now...
00:28:32.416 --> 00:28:37.458
do we think Jared would have requested
a view of the beach or the golf course?
00:28:37.541 --> 00:28:40.541
What kind of sociopath would request
a view of the golf course?
00:28:40.625 --> 00:28:43.625
Please tell me
you have a plan to find Jared's room.
00:28:44.166 --> 00:28:46.166
Brooke.
00:28:47.083 --> 00:28:49.416
-She doesn't have a plan.
-She never has a plan.
00:28:51.333 --> 00:28:52.416
-Okay.
-Okay.
00:28:52.500 --> 00:28:54.750
-So, we just keep dialing Jared's phone...
-Yeah.
00:28:54.833 --> 00:28:56.333
-...until we hear it ringing?
-Exactly.
00:28:56.791 --> 00:28:58.291
This plan sucks my dick.
00:29:02.125 --> 00:29:04.041
There's literally 100 casitas.
00:29:04.125 --> 00:29:07.166
-We're gonna be at this for days.
-Honey, we gotta stay positive.
00:29:07.291 --> 00:29:09.291
Okay, wait. Do you guys hear it ringing?
00:29:09.666 --> 00:29:11.291
-No.
-This is so annoying.
00:29:11.375 --> 00:29:13.333
All I hear is the dumb ocean.
00:29:19.333 --> 00:29:21.250
Wait. I think I hear something.
00:29:22.250 --> 00:29:23.875
Oh, my God. That's his ringtone.
00:29:24.083 --> 00:29:26.916
Hold up. We flew here
for a guy who downloads ringtones?
00:29:27.000 --> 00:29:31.875
Oh, my God.
He's being ironic, I assume.
00:29:31.958 --> 00:29:36.791
This is awesome. It only took...
197 international roaming phone calls
00:29:36.875 --> 00:29:38.125
to find him. Come on.
00:29:43.458 --> 00:29:44.750
What do we do?
00:29:44.833 --> 00:29:47.416
Like, google breaking and entering?
I don't know.
00:29:49.083 --> 00:29:50.416
Fuck.
00:29:52.000 --> 00:29:52.875
-Shit.
-Okay.
00:29:52.958 --> 00:29:55.458
On a scale of one to ten,
how desperate are you
00:29:55.541 --> 00:29:56.541
to break into this room?
00:29:58.583 --> 00:30:01.125
-I think that's a hard ten.
-That could be a 12.
00:30:02.916 --> 00:30:04.041
Okay.
00:30:05.500 --> 00:30:07.708
All right. How do I look?
00:30:07.833 --> 00:30:11.041
-Okay, take the tray... very good.
-Let's see.
00:30:11.125 --> 00:30:13.958
I really wanna believe you here,
and I'm not.
00:30:14.041 --> 00:30:16.791
-I know. Okay.
-I feel like she should be, like,
00:30:16.875 --> 00:30:18.416
extra desperate right now.
00:30:18.500 --> 00:30:21.041
Extra, like, committed
to getting in that room.
00:30:21.125 --> 00:30:21.958
I wanna feel that.
00:30:22.041 --> 00:30:23.833
-When I see you, I wanna go, "Bam!"
-Apologize.
00:30:23.916 --> 00:30:27.000
-Oh, I'm so sorry.
-But do not say you're sorry.
00:30:27.083 --> 00:30:29.458
It's me again.
00:30:29.541 --> 00:30:30.666
But also be, like, sexy.
00:30:31.333 --> 00:30:32.208
That's hot.
00:30:32.291 --> 00:30:34.333
What if she were wet? Like,
00:30:34.416 --> 00:30:37.791
"Oh, I just got out of the shower,
and the door locked behind me."
00:30:37.875 --> 00:30:38.875
How would I get wet?
00:30:44.083 --> 00:30:45.666
-Yeah, like that.
-Yeah. I can see it.
00:30:45.750 --> 00:30:48.666
I'm feeling it better now.
We'll leave your clothes by this tree,
00:30:48.750 --> 00:30:51.750
and then you're gonna come to the bar
when you're done.
00:30:51.833 --> 00:30:52.833
-Okay?
-Okay.
00:30:52.916 --> 00:30:54.666
-We love you.
-I love you.
00:30:54.750 --> 00:30:57.416
-Energy! Commitment! Sexy!
-Sell it.
00:30:57.500 --> 00:30:59.791
-Yes, and...
-I'm gonna try really hard.
00:30:59.875 --> 00:31:01.500
You look hot.
00:31:01.583 --> 00:31:03.791
-Hola. Las Playas--
-Hi, yes. There seems to be a woman
00:31:03.875 --> 00:31:06.916
who is locked out of her casita,
number 34.
00:31:07.000 --> 00:31:09.083
-Help me!
-Yeah, she needs to be let in ASAP.
00:31:09.166 --> 00:31:12.125
-Of course. We'll be there right away.
-Okay, great. Thank you. Bye.
00:31:17.291 --> 00:31:18.791
She must really like this guy.
00:31:18.916 --> 00:31:21.166
I remember those days.
00:31:27.416 --> 00:31:28.375
Thank you.
00:31:29.208 --> 00:31:31.000
-Cheers.
-Cheers.
00:31:31.083 --> 00:31:35.458
-Welcome to Brookie's revenge affair.
-Oh, no. I just want to get drunk.
00:31:35.666 --> 00:31:38.625
Mm, hmm, hmm. The night is alive.
00:31:39.208 --> 00:31:40.875
All right, what are we gonna do?
00:31:42.083 --> 00:31:43.000
This.
00:31:43.541 --> 00:31:45.791
No, I think we're gonna go over
to that table.
00:31:46.333 --> 00:31:50.083
Oh, no, I'm just not in a place
to go talk to dudes right now.
00:31:50.166 --> 00:31:53.250
Well, you gotta get out of your head
and get into your body.
00:31:53.333 --> 00:31:56.000
Yeah, well,
my body is telling me to stay right here.
00:31:56.291 --> 00:31:57.291
-So...
-Come over.
00:31:57.375 --> 00:31:59.083
Well, I'm bringing your body this way,
00:31:59.166 --> 00:32:01.458
-and you're gonna have some sex.
-No. Kaylie, don't--
00:32:01.541 --> 00:32:02.958
Oh, God, yeah.
00:32:07.708 --> 00:32:11.541
Hola. Thank you.
Thank you for coming.
00:32:11.708 --> 00:32:14.291
So sorry to bother you,
but I was putting my tray down,
00:32:14.375 --> 00:32:16.333
and the door slammed shut.
00:32:16.416 --> 00:32:19.208
Señora Darya. This is not your casita.
00:32:19.458 --> 00:32:22.125
You're right, it is not my casita.
00:32:22.500 --> 00:32:27.250
No, this is the casita of this random man
that I was love-making with
00:32:27.333 --> 00:32:28.916
who went to get ice...
00:32:29.291 --> 00:32:30.333
to ice his body...
00:32:31.250 --> 00:32:34.583
because the sex
we were having was so hard.
00:32:34.666 --> 00:32:37.000
But I-I-I can't broke the rules.
00:32:37.083 --> 00:32:40.625
-Por favor, Ramon.
-No. No this.
00:32:40.708 --> 00:32:43.166
Yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Si, si, si..
00:32:43.250 --> 00:32:44.125
Come on.
00:32:44.208 --> 00:32:46.250
Please, please, please, please, please.
00:32:46.333 --> 00:32:48.250
I'm begging you. I'm begging you.
00:32:48.666 --> 00:32:50.666
-Ramon, please.
-Okay.
00:32:50.750 --> 00:32:52.916
-Okay, I do it. But don't cry, please.
-Yes! I love you!
00:32:53.000 --> 00:32:54.750
-Don't cry. Be quiet.
-I'm not gonna cry.
00:32:54.833 --> 00:32:56.875
-Be quiet.
-Thank you.
00:32:56.958 --> 00:32:57.875
-Okay.
-Okay.
00:33:00.166 --> 00:33:01.125
Come in.
00:33:01.541 --> 00:33:04.583
Thank you so much, Ramon. Thank you.
00:33:04.666 --> 00:33:06.583
-Yeah, okay, okay, okay...
-Thank you.
00:33:07.083 --> 00:33:09.041
-Bye.
-Bye.
00:33:09.125 --> 00:33:10.208
Thank you. Bye.
00:33:15.500 --> 00:33:18.208
Oh, yes. Yes. Okay.
00:33:22.000 --> 00:33:23.083
Oh, yes.
00:33:24.166 --> 00:33:25.291
Oh.
00:33:49.375 --> 00:33:50.375
What?
00:34:10.500 --> 00:34:12.916
-Wow, you're here?
-What are you doing here?
00:34:13.000 --> 00:34:14.541
This is my room.
00:34:14.625 --> 00:34:17.083
No, this is my boyfriend's room.
00:34:17.166 --> 00:34:18.333
You know it is.
00:34:18.416 --> 00:34:21.125
Though I'm very flattered,
this is not anything.
00:34:22.458 --> 00:34:23.541
Okay.
00:34:25.250 --> 00:34:26.083
Wait.
00:34:27.416 --> 00:34:31.958
-Shit. I'm supposed to be in that room.
-You don't have to pretend, Miss Wesley.
00:34:32.500 --> 00:34:33.750
I know why you're here.
00:34:33.833 --> 00:34:34.875
What?
00:34:34.958 --> 00:34:36.833
I googled your pink penis toy.
00:34:37.083 --> 00:34:40.291
It's called a vibrator,
and it's for girls who are lonely.
00:34:40.375 --> 00:34:43.708
What the hell are you talking about?
Just get out--
00:34:44.250 --> 00:34:45.916
Whoa! You know what?
00:34:46.000 --> 00:34:50.541
I completely respect you,
and, look, my eyes are completely closed,
00:34:50.625 --> 00:34:53.500
I'm just gonna give this to you
without any lawsuit.
00:34:54.916 --> 00:34:57.541
Oh, my-- oh, my God.
00:34:58.166 --> 00:35:01.416
-What the fuck is going on here?
-Wait!
00:35:02.916 --> 00:35:06.125
Schmoops! Are you okay? Eye contact!
00:35:06.208 --> 00:35:08.041
I'm amazing. Yeah.
00:35:08.458 --> 00:35:10.375
What's it like to be in sales?
00:35:11.000 --> 00:35:12.666
Ugh. God, it is the worst.
00:35:12.750 --> 00:35:17.083
We're just in all-day workshops
about how to market boner pills.
00:35:18.166 --> 00:35:20.083
Do they really call them "boner pills"?
00:35:20.166 --> 00:35:21.750
Technically, the name is "Bonalis,"
00:35:21.833 --> 00:35:23.666
the brand name.
00:35:23.750 --> 00:35:25.125
I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
00:35:25.208 --> 00:35:27.708
Why does the world need more boner pills?
00:35:27.791 --> 00:35:29.250
Am I right?
00:35:29.333 --> 00:35:32.916
I mean, can't we just invent a drug
that keeps a guy's dick in his pants?
00:35:33.916 --> 00:35:35.541
-Can you do that?
-I'll work on it.
00:35:35.625 --> 00:35:36.791
Thank you. Oh, what about--?
01:20:59.836 --> 01:21:01.472
Yes, thank you.
00:35:39.083 --> 00:35:41.625
So that way,
when a dick is going in another woman,
00:35:41.708 --> 00:35:45.416
it sets off this little switch
that just fries his pecker right off.
00:35:45.500 --> 00:35:46.333
Oh.
00:35:46.416 --> 00:35:48.416
-That sounds like a human rights crime.
-Right?
00:35:48.500 --> 00:35:50.666
-Seems harsh.
-That's pretty funny.
00:35:50.750 --> 00:35:53.000
-Thank you.
-I mean, maybe not the best joke...
00:35:53.083 --> 00:35:55.625
to make when you wanna pick me up
or anything, but--
00:35:57.500 --> 00:35:58.666
Oh, I'm sorry.
00:35:58.750 --> 00:36:00.750
You thought
that I was trying to pick you up?
00:36:01.541 --> 00:36:04.125
-I'm sorry, what else are we doing here?
-I'm sorry.
00:36:04.500 --> 00:36:09.291
It's just, you're wearing man-sandals
and like five million bracelets.
00:36:09.375 --> 00:36:10.833
I told you just to pick one bracelet.
00:36:10.916 --> 00:36:13.333
I can't pick just one bracelet.
They're all fucking cool.
00:36:13.875 --> 00:36:15.083
Should've picked one.
00:36:15.166 --> 00:36:19.625
I was kinda getting the vibe
that you may be DTF when we sat down.
00:36:19.708 --> 00:36:23.291
But you also seem to have, like,
a darkness and a sadness about you,
00:36:23.375 --> 00:36:24.666
and it's, like, a real turnoff.
00:36:25.291 --> 00:36:27.083
I feel like I was a bit misled.
00:36:27.250 --> 00:36:29.916
I already took a Bonalis, so...
00:36:30.750 --> 00:36:34.666
I'm... gonna have to nurse this boner here
pretty soon.
00:36:34.750 --> 00:36:36.875
Oh, really? What hand are you gonna use?
00:36:36.958 --> 00:36:39.416
The one with all the bracelets
all over it?
00:36:39.500 --> 00:36:42.375
Well, what are you gonna do? You gonna...
finger yourself in that pantsuit?
00:36:42.458 --> 00:36:43.666
-I mean, come on.
-Jesus.
00:36:44.208 --> 00:36:46.625
Yeah, I'm gonna jack off
with these bracelets.
00:36:46.708 --> 00:36:48.916
And I guess I'm gonna have to take it
to the pool
00:36:49.000 --> 00:36:51.916
because I don't have a chest
to jizz on tonight.
00:36:52.000 --> 00:36:53.458
-Whoa..
-Oh, my.
00:36:53.541 --> 00:36:54.750
-All right, I'm out.
-Right.
00:36:54.833 --> 00:36:56.041
Said my piece.
00:36:56.208 --> 00:36:57.083
Time to jerk.
00:36:57.166 --> 00:36:58.083
-Oh, my God.
-Oh my--
00:36:58.166 --> 00:36:59.333
-Oh, my God.
-What?
00:36:59.416 --> 00:37:00.875
That's a really small plate.
00:37:00.958 --> 00:37:02.666
It's the biggest plate they have!
00:37:02.750 --> 00:37:05.125
I'm so sorry about that.
00:37:05.208 --> 00:37:07.166
He's going through
a custody battle right now--
00:37:07.250 --> 00:37:08.750
Well, he technically gave up his kids.
00:37:08.833 --> 00:37:10.125
Listen, I love you.
00:37:10.208 --> 00:37:12.083
-I love you too.
-I'm gonna put you in my pocket
00:37:12.166 --> 00:37:13.666
and take you back to Cleveland with me.
00:37:13.750 --> 00:37:15.208
-Please.
-Find me at the resort, okay?
00:37:15.291 --> 00:37:17.125
-I'm going to.
-Bye.
00:37:17.208 --> 00:37:19.583
-Okay.
-Oh, I found a friend.
00:37:19.666 --> 00:37:21.250
Congratulations.
00:37:21.333 --> 00:37:22.416
Oh, God.
00:37:25.541 --> 00:37:26.541
No.
00:37:26.875 --> 00:37:27.833
Oh.
00:37:27.958 --> 00:37:29.000
Shit.
00:37:29.083 --> 00:37:31.250
Sweetie,
you're not very good at revenge affairs,
00:37:31.333 --> 00:37:33.041
but that guy was a fucking asshole.
00:37:33.125 --> 00:37:34.166
Thank you.
00:37:34.958 --> 00:37:38.000
Yeah, I don't wanna just, like,
have sex with anybody, okay?
00:37:38.083 --> 00:37:39.333
I mean, I haven't even...
00:37:39.750 --> 00:37:42.041
broken the seal in like a year.
00:37:42.625 --> 00:37:44.458
Whoa, you haven't had sex in a year?
00:37:44.791 --> 00:37:46.458
What am I supposed to do, Kaylie?
00:37:46.750 --> 00:37:49.500
I mean, do I divorce Dave?
00:37:50.833 --> 00:37:52.166
Or do I forgive him?
00:37:53.000 --> 00:37:54.208
Is murder on the table?
00:37:54.291 --> 00:37:57.375
No, you should come see
Ángel de la Paz with me.
00:37:57.458 --> 00:37:58.750
-Oh, no, no,no.
-Five minutes,
00:37:58.833 --> 00:38:00.250
you'll get clarity, I'll get a baby.
00:38:00.750 --> 00:38:03.125
Wait, they give you a baby
in five minutes?
00:38:03.541 --> 00:38:06.125
Yes. It's a very quick gestation period.
00:38:07.500 --> 00:38:08.958
Hey, you guys.
00:38:10.583 --> 00:38:12.250
I'll explain it in the room. Go.
00:38:12.333 --> 00:38:14.291
-Go. Get up.
-What is happening?
00:38:14.375 --> 00:38:15.833
-Go, get up! Go.
-Okay.
00:38:16.416 --> 00:38:17.583
-Come on.
-Freeze!
00:38:18.250 --> 00:38:21.625
You come into my casita
and put your hands on my child?
00:38:21.875 --> 00:38:23.583
-What are you? A pedophile?
-Whoa!
00:38:23.666 --> 00:38:25.583
I am not a pedophile.
00:38:25.666 --> 00:38:27.916
This is what you do?
You go to second base with children?
00:38:28.000 --> 00:38:29.708
Didn't mean for him to touch my boob.
00:38:30.708 --> 00:38:31.958
You think I wanted that?
00:38:32.041 --> 00:38:33.250
I'm not interested in your kid.
00:38:33.333 --> 00:38:36.416
I understand Nolan is very desirable
and he has a very bright future.
00:38:36.500 --> 00:38:39.666
I'm not attracted to your child.
No offense, but I'm really not.
00:38:39.750 --> 00:38:42.375
Mom, she didn't do it.
Both of us felt love.
00:38:42.458 --> 00:38:44.000
Shut up. You're making it worse.
00:38:44.083 --> 00:38:45.833
Stay away, whorebag,
00:38:45.916 --> 00:38:48.208
or I will pop you like a balloon.
00:38:49.000 --> 00:38:50.875
Come on. Let's get you a quesadilla.
00:38:51.333 --> 00:38:52.500
Get your life together.
00:38:52.583 --> 00:38:54.791
-Oh, God. Wesley?
-Whore-shaming is not cool.
00:38:55.625 --> 00:38:56.791
Where are your clothes?
00:38:57.541 --> 00:38:59.125
There's-- What're you looking at?
00:39:03.833 --> 00:39:04.833
Yoo-hoo!
00:39:04.916 --> 00:39:06.625
Good morning!
00:39:06.708 --> 00:39:08.333
Wow. Volume.
00:39:08.416 --> 00:39:11.166
Somebody's not in a real vacationy mood,
it seems.
00:39:11.250 --> 00:39:13.375
Someone flashed 50 guests butt naked,
00:39:13.458 --> 00:39:18.166
is now an accused pedophile, and also,
Jared will hate me if he gets this e-mail.
00:39:18.250 --> 00:39:19.791
We've been doing recon all morning,
00:39:19.875 --> 00:39:21.791
and we figured out a way
to get into Jared's room.
00:39:21.875 --> 00:39:22.708
Mm-hmm.
00:39:22.791 --> 00:39:24.041
Oh, my God. How?
00:39:25.750 --> 00:39:27.916
Twice a week,
Quintano takes the guests paddleboarding,
00:39:28.000 --> 00:39:30.458
and when he goes in,
he leaves all of his shit on the shore.
00:39:30.541 --> 00:39:31.416
So...
00:39:31.500 --> 00:39:35.333
Oh, so we just have to grab the master key
from his clothes while he's in the ocean.
00:39:47.333 --> 00:39:50.875
All right, Q. Let's dance.
00:39:50.958 --> 00:39:53.375
Ah! Ah! Ah!
00:39:54.333 --> 00:39:57.166
Ah! Ah! Ah!
00:40:01.750 --> 00:40:03.791
-Hola.
-Hola.
00:40:05.250 --> 00:40:07.625
-Habla anglés?
-Paddleboard?
00:40:08.666 --> 00:40:11.125
Ain't that cute? Saving me a seat.
00:40:12.458 --> 00:40:14.500
Why are you here?
No one invited you to sit down.
00:40:14.583 --> 00:40:16.708
Well, I missed my van this morning.
00:40:16.791 --> 00:40:19.458
And so, I couldn't drag myself out of bed.
00:40:19.541 --> 00:40:21.833
And now, I get to see you.
00:40:21.916 --> 00:40:25.125
What are you here for? What do you want?
How can I get rid of you quicker?
00:40:25.208 --> 00:40:27.416
I'm here to go paddleboarding,
with you, actually.
00:40:27.500 --> 00:40:29.791
-Oh, I'm not going.
00:40:29.875 --> 00:40:32.625
-Are you ready?
-Oh! That's us. Come on, let's go.
00:40:32.708 --> 00:40:34.208
-Hmm? No.
-Yeah.
00:40:34.291 --> 00:40:36.000
-No.
-What do you mean?
00:40:36.083 --> 00:40:37.500
I'll hang back while my friends go in.
00:40:37.583 --> 00:40:38.875
The two of them. You're not my friend.
00:40:39.291 --> 00:40:42.333
-Hi, Kaylie and I can't go paddleboarding.
-Hey.
00:40:42.416 --> 00:40:43.291
Why?
00:40:43.375 --> 00:40:44.875
They dinged me for my asthma.
00:40:44.958 --> 00:40:47.583
And I checked the box
that said I may be pregnant.
00:40:47.666 --> 00:40:49.416
I wanted to feel what it was like. Sorry.
00:40:49.500 --> 00:40:50.750
-Why would you do that?
-Sean!
00:40:51.291 --> 00:40:53.916
Señoras, may I zinc on your face?
00:40:54.875 --> 00:40:56.291
-What?
-You wanna zinc on my face?
00:40:57.958 --> 00:40:59.916
How many times I gotta tell you, Ramon?
00:41:00.000 --> 00:41:03.958
Not on my face. On my back, maybe.
I'll see y'all in the water.
00:41:04.625 --> 00:41:06.250
-He's fun.
-Actually, right here,
00:41:06.333 --> 00:41:08.708
Wesley loves it when people
zinc all over her face.
00:41:08.791 --> 00:41:09.666
You're not funny.
00:41:09.750 --> 00:41:11.375
-It's kinda true.
-You're not funny.
00:41:11.458 --> 00:41:13.958
-It's a little funny.
-No-- Oh, Ramon, it's okay. No.
00:41:14.041 --> 00:41:15.500
Thank you, thank you.
00:41:15.583 --> 00:41:17.916
Kidding. She's kidding around, joking.
Muy loco.
00:41:18.416 --> 00:41:19.541
Okay. Bye.
00:41:19.625 --> 00:41:21.625
Thank you.
No one will be going in the water.
00:41:21.708 --> 00:41:23.416
Oh, no. Actually, we have to.
00:41:23.583 --> 00:41:25.583
Quintano said that if none of us
go paddleboarding,
00:41:25.666 --> 00:41:26.875
he's gotta drive us back.
00:41:26.958 --> 00:41:28.875
I think he's pissed
that we took up all the spots.
00:41:28.958 --> 00:41:31.625
Yeah, come on, Wesley,
we just gotta steal Quintano's keys.
00:41:31.708 --> 00:41:34.625
-Okay, please don't scream that, Kaylie.
00:41:34.708 --> 00:41:37.625
-I am getting too emotionally involved.
-Kaylie, you're--
00:41:37.708 --> 00:41:39.625
-I'm not happy right now.
-You got this. Let's go.
00:41:39.708 --> 00:41:41.708
-Just want you to know that.
-You're gonna be great.
00:41:41.791 --> 00:41:43.708
-I have to hang out with Sean now.
-I'm jealous.
00:41:43.791 --> 00:41:45.250
-Awesome.
-I wanted to go.
00:41:45.333 --> 00:41:47.125
-Enjoy yourself!
-I don't like this person.
00:41:47.208 --> 00:41:50.208
-We love you!
-The ocean is a gift, beauty!
00:41:50.291 --> 00:41:51.666
I hate being wet!
00:41:51.750 --> 00:41:53.291
What is this, tequila?
00:41:55.916 --> 00:41:58.750
No, it's just iced tea.
00:41:58.833 --> 00:42:02.125
Well, well, well.
Look who decided to join us.
00:42:03.250 --> 00:42:06.208
Ah. Are we on a schedule?
Jesus.
00:42:08.708 --> 00:42:11.750
Guard this with your life.
00:42:14.958 --> 00:42:17.875
Okay, no more dilly-dally. Let's go.
00:42:17.958 --> 00:42:20.875
♪♪
00:42:27.458 --> 00:42:29.625
Sean, you're paddling too fast.
Wait for me!
00:42:29.750 --> 00:42:32.333
Now, you wanna hang out
with Sean.
00:42:36.000 --> 00:42:38.250
Wait, I think
we're supposed to be standing on these.
00:42:38.333 --> 00:42:40.333
You think I'm gonna stand up
on this thing? Nah.
00:42:40.416 --> 00:42:42.416
Okay, good.
I'm so tired, I don't wanna stand either.
00:42:46.791 --> 00:42:50.375
I do not like exercise, but that was fun.
00:42:50.750 --> 00:42:51.875
-Cheers.
-Cheers.
00:42:53.000 --> 00:42:55.875
-I'm actually into this dock situation.
-Yeah.
00:42:56.333 --> 00:42:58.916
-Who set this up?
-Well, could be one of two things.
00:42:59.541 --> 00:43:01.041
Ramon parachutes down
00:43:01.125 --> 00:43:03.333
from his two-bedroom brick bungalow
in the sky.
00:43:04.625 --> 00:43:07.791
Two, your imaginary boyfriend.
00:43:08.208 --> 00:43:10.958
-He sets all this up.
-My boyfriend's not imaginary.
00:43:11.041 --> 00:43:12.000
So, he's a ghost?
00:43:13.125 --> 00:43:14.291
Well, almost.
00:43:14.833 --> 00:43:17.208
Ugh. You're gonna give me
so much shit for this.
00:43:19.541 --> 00:43:24.833
I sent Jared a really mean e-mail
00:43:24.916 --> 00:43:27.083
because I thought he had ghosted me.
00:43:27.166 --> 00:43:31.583
I didn't hear from him for a few days,
and it turns out he had not ghosted me
00:43:31.666 --> 00:43:35.333
but was in a coma... here.
00:43:35.416 --> 00:43:38.791
So, you're here to, like, apologize
or something like that, or...
00:43:38.875 --> 00:43:43.500
Well, I came here to break into his room
and delete the e-mail.
00:43:44.000 --> 00:43:45.916
Oh, boy!
00:43:46.000 --> 00:43:47.583
Right after I met you--
00:43:48.208 --> 00:43:49.958
-Uh-oh.
-Oh, my God, a dolphin.
00:43:50.250 --> 00:43:53.166
Mm-mm. That ain't no dolphin.
Baby, that's a shark.
00:43:53.250 --> 00:43:55.458
That is not a shark!
00:43:55.541 --> 00:43:57.958
-Oh, my God. Look! Hi!
00:43:58.041 --> 00:44:00.541
This is so amazing!
Look at how close he is to us.
00:44:00.625 --> 00:44:02.708
Mm-mm, no. nah.
See, you on your own with this one.
00:44:02.791 --> 00:44:05.166
Aww, look at him. He's smiling at you.
00:44:05.250 --> 00:44:07.125
Really? You know,
dolphins smile no matter what.
00:44:07.208 --> 00:44:08.625
That's the way their face is shaped.
00:44:09.250 --> 00:44:10.666
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
00:44:10.750 --> 00:44:11.791
Oh, shit!
00:44:13.125 --> 00:44:14.500
Oh, no.
00:44:14.875 --> 00:44:16.666
-He's hugging me!
-No, no, no!
00:44:16.750 --> 00:44:19.125
My dog hugged my leg, too.
But for a whole different reason.
00:44:19.208 --> 00:44:22.041
Get my camera, I wanna post this! Hi!
00:44:22.125 --> 00:44:23.958
Don't look him in his eye.
They like that shit.
00:44:25.000 --> 00:44:27.291
What-What-What-- What was that?
00:44:28.208 --> 00:44:30.666
-That was a hug, right?
-You need a cigarette?
00:44:31.208 --> 00:44:32.916
That was intense.
00:44:33.166 --> 00:44:36.541
Where'd you go, little guy?
00:44:36.625 --> 00:44:38.625
Oh!
00:44:38.833 --> 00:44:40.583
-Oh, my God!
-Oh, God.
00:44:40.666 --> 00:44:42.333
-Are you okay?
-What the hell just happened?
00:44:42.416 --> 00:44:43.583
I thought we were playing.
00:44:43.666 --> 00:44:46.416
Playing? Ah! Nah, y'all weren't playing.
00:44:46.500 --> 00:44:50.541
-Was that his dick?
-I'll be honest with you... yeah.
00:44:50.708 --> 00:44:52.875
God, I feel sick!
00:44:54.208 --> 00:44:55.958
-Oh, my God, Wes!
-Hey!
00:44:56.041 --> 00:44:58.583
-Why did he do that to me?
-'Cause you're very sexy.
00:44:58.666 --> 00:45:00.583
-Hey, are you okay?
-Sweetie.
00:45:00.666 --> 00:45:03.083
-Thank you so much.
-It's okay. I'm gonna get a lifeguard.
00:45:03.166 --> 00:45:04.791
Okay. What happened?
00:45:04.875 --> 00:45:06.333
-His dick touched my face.
-What?
00:45:06.416 --> 00:45:07.583
His dick touched my face.
00:45:09.291 --> 00:45:11.333
I'm sorry. No, I'm really sorry.
00:45:11.416 --> 00:45:14.166
That must have been, like,
really traumatic. I'm sorry.
00:45:14.250 --> 00:45:16.583
It was a great distraction. Because...
00:45:17.541 --> 00:45:19.500
-You got the master key?
-Yes!
00:45:22.208 --> 00:45:23.458
What's that smell?
00:45:27.833 --> 00:45:29.291
Hey, changed your mind, huh?
00:45:29.375 --> 00:45:30.958
Turn around, bracelet bitch.
00:45:31.041 --> 00:45:32.916
-There's the darkness.
-Text me later.
00:45:34.625 --> 00:45:37.416
Guys, we need to hurry.
We need to get back to Jared's room
00:45:37.500 --> 00:45:39.500
before Quintano discovers
the key is missing.
00:45:40.250 --> 00:45:42.041
-Sluts.
-What?
00:45:42.166 --> 00:45:43.916
You guys, I really don't feel good.
00:45:44.041 --> 00:45:46.541
Uh, I think maybe you just drank
a little too much seawater.
00:45:46.625 --> 00:45:48.208
-Yeah, I think I'll--
-Okay, sweetie?
00:45:50.208 --> 00:45:54.000
Stand back, everyone!
I learned CPR at fat camp.
00:45:54.083 --> 00:45:55.500
Does this seem right?
00:45:56.583 --> 00:45:57.750
Clearing her airway!
00:46:01.666 --> 00:46:02.916
She needs more air!
00:46:03.291 --> 00:46:06.375
-Help!
-Get off me, you tiny pervert!
00:46:06.458 --> 00:46:09.333
Help! Ayuda!
These women are attacking my son!
00:46:09.416 --> 00:46:12.791
-What did I tell you?
-She had her mouth on his mouth.
00:46:12.875 --> 00:46:14.583
We're in love, Mom.
00:46:14.791 --> 00:46:15.916
She's my lady.
00:46:16.000 --> 00:46:18.041
Love? No, we're not in love.
00:46:19.666 --> 00:46:20.666
Whoa!
00:46:20.750 --> 00:46:23.791
Fucking A, Mom!
Why you always gotta be all up in my shit?
00:46:23.875 --> 00:46:26.625
Nolan Ryan Phillipe, shut it!
00:46:26.708 --> 00:46:28.416
-We had something good going.
-Zip it!
00:46:28.500 --> 00:46:29.958
-What is wrong with you?
-No!
00:46:30.041 --> 00:46:32.416
-Why would you do that?
-Oh, you wanna step to me?
00:46:32.500 --> 00:46:35.250
I had a 46-hour labor with this one,
do you understand?
00:46:35.333 --> 00:46:36.916
I had an episiotomy
00:46:37.000 --> 00:46:39.041
that was 18 inches long.
00:46:39.125 --> 00:46:40.875
You wanna feel pain? I'll show you--
00:46:42.083 --> 00:46:43.416
-Oh, God.
-Ugh.
00:46:43.500 --> 00:46:45.041
-It's gross.
-Okay.
00:46:45.125 --> 00:46:46.333
It stinks so bad.
00:46:46.416 --> 00:46:48.458
-Eighteen inches?
-That's a foot and a half.
00:46:51.083 --> 00:46:53.458
Adiós, señoras. Lovely having you.
00:46:53.541 --> 00:46:55.541
I cannot believe I'm saying this,
00:46:55.625 --> 00:46:57.958
but I am not attracted to children.
00:46:58.041 --> 00:46:59.000
Since you have arrived,
00:46:59.083 --> 00:47:01.375
you have exposed a child
to a vicious sex device,
00:47:01.458 --> 00:47:04.875
you broke into one of my rooms,
you ran naked through my restaurant,
00:47:04.958 --> 00:47:08.000
and you, you brought a dolphin to climax.
00:47:08.083 --> 00:47:11.375
Okay, none of those were my fault.
And you should not blame the victim.
00:47:11.458 --> 00:47:14.416
If you enter this resort again,
I will have you thrown in jail.
00:47:14.958 --> 00:47:18.708
And let me assure you,
your dildo will not be let in.
00:47:50.666 --> 00:47:51.625
Okay.
00:47:52.208 --> 00:47:54.541
Come on, guys.
We've only been here one night.
00:47:54.708 --> 00:47:56.833
Let's get our energy up
and get back over there.
00:47:56.916 --> 00:47:59.750
-What are you talking about?
-We have the master key.
00:47:59.833 --> 00:48:01.833
We gotta go back
before they change the code.
00:48:03.166 --> 00:48:05.541
-Sweetie, um, I think we need to chat.
-Oh, no.
00:48:06.750 --> 00:48:08.333
-Okay.
-Thank you.
00:48:08.416 --> 00:48:10.000
Um, I think we need to chat.
00:48:10.083 --> 00:48:12.291
The energy of this place
is a little scary.
00:48:12.375 --> 00:48:14.750
It's kinda like
the universe is sending us a sign.
00:48:14.833 --> 00:48:16.833
Yes. Saying, "Get the fuck out."
00:48:16.916 --> 00:48:22.166
Guys, we didn't come this far
to only come this far.
00:48:22.250 --> 00:48:24.041
We gotta get that bag...
00:48:25.333 --> 00:48:27.125
and we have to delete that e-mail.
00:48:27.500 --> 00:48:30.333
I am begging you.
This is what friends do for each other.
00:48:30.416 --> 00:48:32.833
You know? Think of all the times
I've been there for you.
00:48:32.916 --> 00:48:35.250
You are way above
this emotional blackmail.
00:48:35.333 --> 00:48:36.458
I don't think I am.
00:48:36.541 --> 00:48:37.666
I don't wanna eat this.
00:48:40.958 --> 00:48:41.791
Give me the key.
00:48:43.666 --> 00:48:45.250
-No.
-Brooke.
00:48:46.500 --> 00:48:48.750
-No.
-You're not the boss of the key, Brooke.
00:48:48.833 --> 00:48:50.666
I am the key boss right now,
00:48:50.750 --> 00:48:53.250
and the key boss is saying
that you cannot go back to that hotel,
00:48:53.333 --> 00:48:54.166
so there.
00:48:54.250 --> 00:48:56.125
Brooke, I know how to get it from you.
00:48:56.208 --> 00:48:57.291
Oh, bring it.
00:48:57.375 --> 00:48:58.666
Please don't get physical.
00:48:58.750 --> 00:49:00.291
-It's not my fault if she pees.
-Just--
00:49:00.375 --> 00:49:01.833
-I'm coming in.
-Don't bring it in.
00:49:01.916 --> 00:49:03.250
-Don't get physical.
-Stop.
00:49:04.375 --> 00:49:06.583
-Oh, Brooke.
-She's gonna tinkle. Stop! Don't!
00:49:06.666 --> 00:49:07.958
Put your hand on the bed!
00:49:08.041 --> 00:49:10.416
-
-I told I was gonna do it.
00:49:10.500 --> 00:49:11.458
Fuck.
00:49:11.541 --> 00:49:12.958
Thanks for nothing, guys.
00:49:13.333 --> 00:49:17.416
I will remember this betrayal
when I pick your bridesmaids dresses.
00:49:18.625 --> 00:49:19.791
They will be hideous...
00:49:21.250 --> 00:49:22.250
and very expensive.
00:49:22.916 --> 00:49:25.416
I will still look amazing in that dress.
00:49:25.500 --> 00:49:27.458
You're gonna look like shit in this dress.
00:49:29.083 --> 00:49:30.875
Wesley. Wes.
00:49:31.541 --> 00:49:33.041
We've all lost our minds.
00:49:34.333 --> 00:49:36.625
Wesley.
00:49:43.125 --> 00:49:44.541
I wish I wasn't so ticklish.
00:49:59.875 --> 00:50:02.458
Keep your eyes peeled
for the niño molester.
00:50:03.000 --> 00:50:04.125
Copy that.
00:50:38.041 --> 00:50:39.166
God damn it!
00:50:47.625 --> 00:50:50.125
She's still not answering.
Maybe we should go back.
00:50:50.208 --> 00:50:51.083
You know what?
00:50:51.166 --> 00:50:52.833
Why don't we just let her do
what she wants?
00:50:52.916 --> 00:50:55.166
I mean,
she doesn't even listen to us, anyway.
00:51:00.041 --> 00:51:02.708
Was that the sound
of a chainsaw cutting through bone?
00:51:03.708 --> 00:51:04.916
Okay. We're out.
00:51:05.875 --> 00:51:07.625
Come on, you got this.
00:51:13.083 --> 00:51:14.416
Ow! Ow!
00:51:14.500 --> 00:51:16.583
Shit! Shit! Burn! Burn! Ow!
00:51:16.666 --> 00:51:17.791
It's burning me. Ow, shit!
00:51:22.791 --> 00:51:24.958
Ow!
00:51:33.291 --> 00:51:34.208
What's up, Wes?
00:51:35.416 --> 00:51:36.291
Where you going?
00:51:41.083 --> 00:51:44.041
Mrs. Wesley is back here at Las Playas.
00:52:02.291 --> 00:52:03.125
Yes.
00:52:08.958 --> 00:52:12.625
Oh, my God.
Come on. Come on, come on, come on.
00:52:13.750 --> 00:52:15.041
Where's his e-mail?
00:52:20.833 --> 00:52:23.083
-Hi. Hello?
-Hey, me again.
00:52:23.166 --> 00:52:25.000
Hi. How are you?
00:52:25.125 --> 00:52:28.250
Uh, really good, actually.
The doctors are letting me out early.
00:52:28.333 --> 00:52:30.125
No way.
00:52:30.625 --> 00:52:33.083
How early?
00:52:33.541 --> 00:52:34.666
Tomorrow, baby.
00:52:34.750 --> 00:52:35.916
What?
00:52:36.000 --> 00:52:37.833
Can you pick me up from the airport?
00:52:38.208 --> 00:52:39.708
I might be on the late flight.
00:52:39.791 --> 00:52:40.708
Mm-hmm.
00:52:40.791 --> 00:52:42.375
Señora Darya!
00:52:42.458 --> 00:52:45.666
-We know you are in there. Open the door.
-Sounds like people are yelling.
00:52:45.750 --> 00:52:47.541
-You all right?
-Señora Darya, open the door.
00:52:47.625 --> 00:52:49.791
Definitely.
The neighbors are doing construction.
00:52:49.875 --> 00:52:51.333
What? At night? That's annoying.
00:52:52.000 --> 00:52:54.250
Um, yeah. That's okay.
I think they're almost finished.
00:52:54.791 --> 00:52:58.750
I would love to pick you up
in Los Angeles tomorrow.
00:52:58.833 --> 00:53:01.708
Okay, I'll text you my flight details
when I have them.
00:53:02.125 --> 00:53:05.833
Señora Darya! I know you are here,
señora Darya.
00:53:05.916 --> 00:53:07.750
Oh, and, Wes...
00:53:08.583 --> 00:53:10.291
wear something easily removable.
00:53:10.375 --> 00:53:13.500
Oh, my God! That's so fun! I have to go.
00:53:17.291 --> 00:53:19.208
Ramon. Ramon.
00:53:19.291 --> 00:53:20.291
You can do this.
00:53:25.583 --> 00:53:28.500
Holy shit! She came for me.
00:53:28.583 --> 00:53:30.375
This is too much.
00:53:30.583 --> 00:53:33.000
You better get running, 'cause I'm coming.
00:53:36.875 --> 00:53:40.500
Ow! My balls! Ramon,
I crushed my huevitos.
00:53:45.791 --> 00:53:46.625
-Hi.
-Hola.
00:53:46.708 --> 00:53:48.833
We're just here to get our friend.
We were guests here.
00:53:48.916 --> 00:53:50.000
We just need to go through.
00:53:50.083 --> 00:53:51.250
Q, this is crazy, bro.
00:53:51.333 --> 00:53:53.666
She's trespassing,
and she broke in to that man's room.
00:53:53.750 --> 00:53:55.333
Listen to Sean. You got--
00:53:55.583 --> 00:53:58.750
What are you guys doing?
I'm just, I'm just in love.
00:53:58.833 --> 00:54:01.291
So, we just need to go in for, just,
you know...
00:54:01.375 --> 00:54:03.208
-You're gonna be okay.
-Wait, Kaylie!
00:54:04.041 --> 00:54:05.541
Oh, my God. Wesley?
00:54:07.125 --> 00:54:10.083
Hey. No. I'm just-- Dude, get your--
00:54:10.166 --> 00:54:12.625
I told you what would happen
if you came back,
00:54:12.791 --> 00:54:14.500
and now it's happening.
00:54:14.583 --> 00:54:15.708
Vaya con Dios.
00:54:15.833 --> 00:54:17.000
Enjoy Mexican jail.
00:54:17.083 --> 00:54:19.125
Kaylie!
00:54:19.208 --> 00:54:23.625
Hey! Get out of here! That's not cool!
00:54:24.791 --> 00:54:26.666
Oh... Fuck!
00:54:26.750 --> 00:54:29.083
Please-- let me just--
It's a misunderstanding.
00:54:29.166 --> 00:54:32.666
Ow! Ow! Wait, b-before you go,
do you have any ibuprofen...
00:54:34.000 --> 00:54:35.333
Señor? Please, sir!
00:54:35.416 --> 00:54:39.291
I swear to God, when I get out,
I'm gonna take this to social media.
00:54:40.250 --> 00:54:41.375
Señor!
00:54:51.458 --> 00:54:53.833
Oh, my God. You guys are here.
Can you get me out?
00:54:53.916 --> 00:54:55.166
Yes, that's why we are here.
00:54:55.250 --> 00:54:56.583
That was the plan. But, know what?
00:54:56.666 --> 00:54:58.875
Now, I don't know,
'cause at least you're contained here.
00:54:59.250 --> 00:55:00.083
Very funny.
00:55:00.166 --> 00:55:01.666
-Sweetie, this is disgusting.
-I know.
00:55:01.750 --> 00:55:03.666
It is. Don't touch the things.
00:55:04.166 --> 00:55:05.583
It was the wildest shit you've seen.
00:55:05.666 --> 00:55:07.958
-Wait, Sean's here?
-Yeah. He brought us here.
00:55:08.708 --> 00:55:10.625
-Hello.
-What up, Suge Knight?
00:55:11.125 --> 00:55:13.666
Wow. I like
what you've done with the place.
00:55:14.250 --> 00:55:16.541
So, got some good news.
The good news is that
00:55:16.625 --> 00:55:18.250
the hotel is dropping all the charges.
00:55:18.333 --> 00:55:20.416
So, you, my friend, are free to go.
00:55:20.500 --> 00:55:22.916
-Was there a bribe?
-Daddy took care of it.
00:55:24.416 --> 00:55:26.833
And just so we're clear.
In this scenario, I'm not "Daddy."
00:55:26.916 --> 00:55:27.750
"Daddy" is Nolan.
00:55:27.833 --> 00:55:29.083
Nolan, Nolan, Nolan.
00:55:29.166 --> 00:55:32.083
-That little boy you've been seeing.
-Yep. Yeah, the kid who...
00:55:32.166 --> 00:55:34.708
Sidebar, I did not think that little kid
was your type.
00:55:35.125 --> 00:55:38.333
But apparently,
he cares about you so damn much,
00:55:38.416 --> 00:55:40.333
he couldn't stand to see his baby
locked up.
00:55:40.416 --> 00:55:42.541
-I'm not his baby.
-That little boy loves you.
00:55:42.625 --> 00:55:44.500
I need you to stop talking about Nolan.
00:55:52.041 --> 00:55:53.833
-We need to talk.
-Oh, thank God.
00:55:53.916 --> 00:55:56.791
Remember you told us we should tell you
if you were being unreasonable?
00:55:56.875 --> 00:55:59.541
Look, I know this has been nuts, okay?
00:55:59.625 --> 00:56:02.541
I can't believe I spent two days
trying to break into Jared's room
00:56:02.625 --> 00:56:04.583
when all I had to do was tell him
00:56:04.666 --> 00:56:06.916
I don't think he should fly alone
in his condition,
00:56:07.000 --> 00:56:09.916
wait till he falls asleep on the plane,
grab his devices,
00:56:10.000 --> 00:56:13.166
scan his unconscious face
to unlock them, and delete the e-mails.
00:56:13.250 --> 00:56:15.833
-It's, like, so easy.
-Wesley, stop.
00:56:15.916 --> 00:56:19.166
Can you look at where you are right now.
You're in a Mexican jail.
00:56:19.250 --> 00:56:21.750
What do you want me to do?
Dwell on that or rise above it?
00:56:21.833 --> 00:56:24.000
Dwell on it. Take it in.
00:56:24.083 --> 00:56:27.791
This is something you need to process,
at the very least for our sanity.
00:56:27.875 --> 00:56:29.208
Yeah. You are in a relationship
00:56:29.291 --> 00:56:31.541
where you have to lie
and pretend all the time.
00:56:31.625 --> 00:56:33.583
Is that something that you really want?
00:56:36.416 --> 00:56:38.916
Fine. I don't need you guys, okay?
00:56:39.000 --> 00:56:41.125
I can do this by myself. Sean, help me.
00:56:41.208 --> 00:56:43.958
-Can we talk about this for a second?
-Wesley, you know what?
00:56:44.041 --> 00:56:45.750
We love you, but we're done.
00:56:46.333 --> 00:56:47.791
And you should be done, too.
00:56:48.750 --> 00:56:50.541
Kaylie and I, we're gonna go,
00:56:50.625 --> 00:56:53.583
and we're gonna have
a really fantastic day in Mexico.
00:56:53.666 --> 00:56:55.250
Can we go see Ángel?
00:56:55.791 --> 00:56:57.625
Fuck, yeah, we can go see Ángel,
00:56:57.708 --> 00:57:00.250
and we're gonna
meditate the shit out of ourselves.
00:57:00.833 --> 00:57:04.333
I'm getting pregnant. Bye. Sorry.
00:57:04.416 --> 00:57:05.416
Kaylie...
00:57:06.916 --> 00:57:07.833
seriously?
00:57:09.916 --> 00:57:10.791
Oh, God.
00:57:11.208 --> 00:57:12.666
This was a terrible idea.
00:57:14.083 --> 00:57:16.708
Twenty minutes ago,
you were so pumped up about this.
00:57:16.791 --> 00:57:19.166
Well, I don't know what I was saying.
I was mad.
00:57:19.250 --> 00:57:21.916
God.
Can you please not make this about you?
00:57:22.000 --> 00:57:25.458
Oh, I'm not making this about me.
I just don't want to be here anymore.
00:57:25.541 --> 00:57:28.000
I want the bus to pull over right now
so we can get off.
00:57:33.250 --> 00:57:35.625
-Right on cue.
-Wait, what is happening?
00:57:35.708 --> 00:57:38.416
People are getting ready.
We're getting close to Ángel.
00:57:38.500 --> 00:57:40.208
You can feel the vibrations.
00:57:40.291 --> 00:57:42.625
What? No.
00:57:44.416 --> 00:57:45.250
Kaylie.
00:57:45.541 --> 00:57:48.750
This is not happening.
Please make it stop. Please.
00:57:56.875 --> 00:57:59.916
I mean, can you believe those two?
It's crazy. They just left?
00:58:00.000 --> 00:58:01.958
Yeah! I know, right?
00:58:02.041 --> 00:58:03.333
So selfish.
00:58:03.666 --> 00:58:06.125
Okay. What do we think?
00:58:07.541 --> 00:58:10.000
So, what's up with this dude?
What makes him so...
00:58:10.833 --> 00:58:13.083
I dunno, worth all the trouble? You know?
00:58:13.166 --> 00:58:15.875
I don't know.
He's like the opposite of a flaky LA dude.
00:58:15.958 --> 00:58:16.791
Hmm.
00:58:16.875 --> 00:58:20.416
He has a job. He has a house.
He's not friends with people who DJ.
00:58:20.500 --> 00:58:22.083
Oh. So, it's a safe bet.
00:58:22.166 --> 00:58:24.916
No-No-No. I'm obviously
not describing him right. Um...
00:58:25.583 --> 00:58:27.791
He's very hot.
00:58:30.583 --> 00:58:33.208
Oh, you're done.
So, he's hot and safe. That's good.
00:58:33.291 --> 00:58:34.250
That's not it.
00:58:34.541 --> 00:58:37.458
I mean, very first time we were together--
sorry, fucking--
00:58:38.291 --> 00:58:41.833
he lit candles,
he had, like, rose petals going.
00:58:41.916 --> 00:58:43.250
He didn't even get imaginative.
00:58:43.333 --> 00:58:47.416
It's called being romantic, Sean.
Read any book or watch any movie.
00:58:47.500 --> 00:58:50.583
Candles and flowers.
00:58:50.750 --> 00:58:53.791
Wow. Sounds like a Bachelorette episode.
00:58:53.875 --> 00:58:56.291
What do you know about romance, anyway?
00:58:56.916 --> 00:58:59.208
Uh, I was married seven years.
00:58:59.291 --> 00:59:02.083
And what happened?
You "automatic-out" her?
00:59:03.291 --> 00:59:04.916
No, she, she died.
00:59:06.333 --> 00:59:07.291
Oh, my God.
00:59:10.041 --> 00:59:11.333
-I'm so sorry.
-I'm good.
00:59:11.416 --> 00:59:14.083
I'm moving forward.
It's been two years. I'm good.
00:59:14.458 --> 00:59:16.916
Wait. So, you're just now starting
to date again.
00:59:17.000 --> 00:59:20.083
Please, tell me I wasn't your first date.
00:59:20.750 --> 00:59:21.791
And my last.
00:59:21.875 --> 00:59:24.000
-No.
-Yeah. That shit's too complicated.
00:59:24.333 --> 00:59:25.833
-Don't go there, okay?
-Yeah.
00:59:25.916 --> 00:59:28.958
You were totally right.
I was in a really bad place that night.
00:59:29.041 --> 00:59:31.708
No, this is not your fault.
This is on me. You know what? I...
00:59:31.791 --> 00:59:35.541
I was trying to get back out there, right?
Maybe I moved a little bit too fast.
00:59:35.625 --> 00:59:37.750
I forced myself to do my thing,
and then...
00:59:37.875 --> 00:59:40.458
you came along, and it just got
a little bit too real for me.
00:59:40.541 --> 00:59:41.708
-So...
-Yes. Exactly.
00:59:41.791 --> 00:59:44.458
I'm too real too much of the time.
00:59:44.541 --> 00:59:46.666
Even my e-mail to Jared is too real.
00:59:47.333 --> 00:59:49.625
It's too early in our story
to be that real.
00:59:49.708 --> 00:59:51.500
Uh, take it from me, Wes.
00:59:51.583 --> 00:59:54.083
You're always later in your story
than you think.
00:59:56.041 --> 00:59:56.875
Come on.
00:59:58.750 --> 01:00:00.208
Seriously, so sorry.
01:00:01.750 --> 01:00:03.333
So, do you wanna, like,
01:00:03.833 --> 01:00:06.125
hang out a little more?
Maybe wait with me?
01:00:06.208 --> 01:00:07.041
Hmm.
01:00:07.125 --> 01:00:09.166
-I don't know these streets.
-You don't know them?
01:00:09.250 --> 01:00:11.666
-I don't know them, no.
-Not familiar with these blocks.
01:00:12.250 --> 01:00:15.375
I mean, you don't have to, but--
It would be-- Oh, one second.
01:00:15.958 --> 01:00:17.916
-Hello.
-Hey, it's me.
01:00:18.000 --> 01:00:19.583
Hi, Jared.
01:00:19.666 --> 01:00:22.000
-Is that Jarard?
-I have a surprise for you.
01:00:23.333 --> 01:00:24.750
I'm coming to take you home.
01:00:26.250 --> 01:00:28.625
Stop it. I'm coming home today.
You don't have to do that.
01:00:28.708 --> 01:00:30.375
No, babe. I'm already here.
01:00:30.458 --> 01:00:32.875
-Wait, you're what?
-Yeah. I just landed in Cabo.
01:00:32.958 --> 01:00:34.375
-I'm in the airport.
-That's sweet.
01:00:34.458 --> 01:00:35.750
You didn't have to--
01:00:35.833 --> 01:00:38.458
You didn't have to come
all the way to Cabo for me.
01:00:38.541 --> 01:00:39.708
-What?
-Is that him there?
01:00:39.791 --> 01:00:40.625
-Where?
-There.
01:00:40.708 --> 01:00:41.833
Who's that?
01:00:41.916 --> 01:00:42.916
Oh, my God! Jared.
01:00:43.541 --> 01:00:44.500
What? Are you okay?
01:00:44.583 --> 01:00:47.250
Oh, my God.
01:00:47.833 --> 01:00:51.958
Jared. I am so freaking excited
to be in Mexico.
01:00:52.041 --> 01:00:55.666
Great. I guess just wait where you are.
They're taking me to the airport.
01:00:55.750 --> 01:00:59.125
What about your computer
and all your stuff?
01:00:59.208 --> 01:01:01.000
No. The manager at the hotel,
01:01:01.083 --> 01:01:03.000
he sent all my bags over.
He's a really great guy.
01:01:03.083 --> 01:01:05.208
We gotta come back here
now that I got the hookup.
01:01:05.291 --> 01:01:07.208
Honey, you have to take it easy.
01:01:07.291 --> 01:01:09.666
Okay? Don't even go near that computer.
01:01:09.750 --> 01:01:12.500
No, I couldn't if I wanted to.
They've got our bags in another van.
01:01:13.166 --> 01:01:14.791
Oh, I gotta give the phone back.
01:01:15.541 --> 01:01:16.791
I'll get there as soon as I can,
01:01:16.875 --> 01:01:19.500
but we got a bunch of people
we gotta drop off first,
01:01:19.833 --> 01:01:22.958
-so it might be a few hours, okay? Bye.
-Okay.
01:01:23.541 --> 01:01:26.125
Sorry, just making travel arrangements
with my girlfriend.
01:01:27.166 --> 01:01:28.666
Just called me his girlfriend.
01:01:28.750 --> 01:01:31.666
He just called me his girlfriend!
Did you hear that?
01:01:32.250 --> 01:01:34.958
-Shut up, now this is a big deal for you.
-It is.
01:01:35.041 --> 01:01:36.250
This means so much.
01:01:36.541 --> 01:01:38.208
Now, you get to tell the kids
01:01:38.291 --> 01:01:41.833
how Mommy stalked Daddy all the way
to Mexico like a bounty hunter.
01:01:42.166 --> 01:01:44.416
I have to ask you something.
Please say yes.
01:01:44.500 --> 01:01:46.833
Will you take me
to the airport to see him? Please?
01:01:46.916 --> 01:01:48.916
I mean, I'm already invested, so...
01:01:49.000 --> 01:01:50.583
-to see how this--
-Yes!
01:01:50.666 --> 01:01:52.708
Oh, my God!
01:01:52.791 --> 01:01:55.166
God, this is so good. What is in this tea?
01:01:55.250 --> 01:01:57.375
Ah, I think that's just regular green tea.
01:01:57.458 --> 01:01:59.625
I don't think so.
I mean, it's got a spice to it.
01:01:59.708 --> 01:02:01.791
-It's so good.
-Oh, lookee here...
01:02:02.333 --> 01:02:06.041
"Remove your inner thorn."
Mm. That sounds painful.
01:02:06.958 --> 01:02:09.791
I know, Brookie.
I used to think it was bullshit too,
01:02:10.125 --> 01:02:12.583
then I actually read the book,
and it spoke to me.
01:02:12.666 --> 01:02:15.125
Oh, really?
What did it say to you?
01:02:15.500 --> 01:02:18.000
It said "Be a tree. Find your roots."
01:02:18.083 --> 01:02:20.083
Really? It's fascinating.
01:02:21.541 --> 01:02:22.500
Okay.
01:02:23.958 --> 01:02:25.416
Thanks. It's delicious.
01:02:25.500 --> 01:02:27.625
Oh, my God. It's so hot here, I wanna die.
01:02:27.875 --> 01:02:30.625
-Look at this. Look how big this jungle--
-Hola, ladies.
01:02:31.166 --> 01:02:32.000
Hi.
01:02:33.208 --> 01:02:34.833
Welcome to the heart sanctuary.
01:02:35.833 --> 01:02:37.916
-Let's go.
-Since when is she a chick?
01:02:38.000 --> 01:02:39.708
I never said Ángel was a man.
01:02:39.791 --> 01:02:40.958
Well, forgive me for assuming
01:02:41.041 --> 01:02:44.041
that a scam artist, hippie, sociopath
wouldn't be a woman.
01:02:44.125 --> 01:02:46.250
Welcome. I'm Ángel de la Paz.
01:02:46.333 --> 01:02:48.833
Hi. I'm Brooke de Ketel One.
01:02:51.125 --> 01:02:54.250
I'm Kaylie.
I'm so honored to be here. Thank you.
01:02:54.333 --> 01:02:57.000
You're so beautiful and amazing,
01:02:57.083 --> 01:03:00.375
and I just wanna say namaste.
01:03:00.458 --> 01:03:03.333
God bless. Shabbat shalom! Mazel tov.
01:03:03.916 --> 01:03:05.583
Thank you. I love you.
01:03:05.666 --> 01:03:07.666
How can I help you two?
01:03:07.750 --> 01:03:09.083
Oh, actually, just her.
01:03:09.166 --> 01:03:12.041
I like my healers with an MD
and access to Vicodin.
01:03:12.458 --> 01:03:15.208
I'm sorry for my friend.
I'm-I'm trying to get pregnant.
01:03:15.666 --> 01:03:19.791
-Have you seen a fertility doctor?
-Yes. Seen every doctor in LA,
01:03:19.875 --> 01:03:21.875
and nothing has worked.
01:03:23.583 --> 01:03:26.083
I'm sorry. This must be very painful.
01:03:26.916 --> 01:03:27.833
Thank you.
01:03:29.958 --> 01:03:31.500
There's nothing I can do for you.
01:03:32.916 --> 01:03:36.166
What? No, I'm in Mexico.
01:03:36.666 --> 01:03:39.166
I read all the things
about all the women who come visit you.
01:03:39.250 --> 01:03:43.250
I can't help you get pregnant,
but I think you'll be a great mother.
01:03:46.750 --> 01:03:49.791
Stay open, and life will bring you
someone special to mother.
01:03:51.000 --> 01:03:54.125
Okay, you know what?
I knew it. This whole thing is a joke.
01:03:54.208 --> 01:03:56.583
Come on. You don't need this.
You don't. Let's go.
01:03:57.416 --> 01:03:58.708
Not so fast, Ketel One.
01:04:11.041 --> 01:04:13.958
Thank you so much for helping out.
You're such a buddy.
01:04:14.041 --> 01:04:16.041
And listen, I'm here if you ever...
01:04:16.125 --> 01:04:18.375
need to talk about your dead wife.
01:04:18.458 --> 01:04:20.500
Wife. Your deceased spouse...
01:04:21.000 --> 01:04:23.916
who has passed away. What do you call her?
01:04:24.000 --> 01:04:25.125
-Rachel.
-Rachel, yeah.
01:04:25.208 --> 01:04:26.750
-Yep, that's her name.
-Makes more sense.
01:04:26.833 --> 01:04:29.875
-I'm so sorry.
-No, you're all good. It's okay.
01:04:30.416 --> 01:04:31.583
That's gotta be tough.
01:04:31.666 --> 01:04:34.625
People like to skate around
the subject, you know?
01:04:34.708 --> 01:04:36.333
But, Rachel, she...
01:04:37.208 --> 01:04:39.333
she would've appreciated your directness.
01:04:39.708 --> 01:04:42.041
-Was she funny?
-Oh, yeah.
01:04:42.500 --> 01:04:44.750
That was our favorite thing to do,
was laugh.
01:04:44.833 --> 01:04:47.500
And honestly, that's one of the things
that I miss most about her,
01:04:47.583 --> 01:04:50.041
is having someone
just give a little nudge
01:04:50.125 --> 01:04:51.875
and say,
"You see what this jackass is doing?"
01:04:51.958 --> 01:04:54.083
Oh, my God, yes. The dinner-party glance.
01:04:54.166 --> 01:04:55.625
-Yes.
-When you both clock
01:04:55.708 --> 01:04:57.125
something insane is happening,
01:04:57.208 --> 01:04:59.333
and you know you get to talk about it
on the drive home.
01:04:59.416 --> 01:05:01.416
-That's my favorite.
-Yeah, me too.
01:05:01.500 --> 01:05:02.666
-Right?
-Yeah.
01:05:06.208 --> 01:05:07.666
Anyway, I-I'm here for you.
01:05:07.750 --> 01:05:11.666
-Thank you, I appreciate that, though.
-Honestly, I'm a guidance counselor.
01:05:12.250 --> 01:05:13.333
No shit!
01:05:13.416 --> 01:05:15.416
I am. Why are you so surprised?
01:05:15.500 --> 01:05:17.083
-People pay you to give advice?
-Yes.
01:05:17.166 --> 01:05:18.916
-Wow.
-They will when I get a job.
01:05:19.000 --> 01:05:19.958
That's pretty cool.
01:05:23.500 --> 01:05:25.041
Wait, why are the vans splitting up?
01:05:25.125 --> 01:05:26.083
It's decision time, Wes.
01:05:26.166 --> 01:05:28.666
Do we follow Jared,
or do we follow Jared's stuff?
01:05:28.750 --> 01:05:29.958
I say we follow Jared--
01:05:30.041 --> 01:05:32.375
-Sean, his stuff is-- Go!
-Okay!
01:05:32.875 --> 01:05:33.833
Chill.
01:05:37.125 --> 01:05:40.500
I know you're wondering
if this is a good idea, and the answer is:
01:05:40.583 --> 01:05:42.208
-"Please shut up."
-Keep it up.
01:05:48.125 --> 01:05:49.958
Oh, my God! Learn to drive! Stop!
01:05:53.375 --> 01:05:54.208
Jesus.
01:05:54.458 --> 01:05:56.250
-You okay?
-I'm good. We're okay.
01:06:00.958 --> 01:06:03.958
It's like the fucking car
is giving birth to me.
01:06:08.208 --> 01:06:10.708
-Oh!
-Shit. They're getting away. Come on!
01:06:10.791 --> 01:06:11.958
Sean, push the car!
01:06:12.041 --> 01:06:13.791
That's like 2,000 pounds. You crazy?
01:06:15.875 --> 01:06:17.291
You're doing nothing.
01:06:17.375 --> 01:06:20.625
Sean, help me flip the car. Come on!
01:06:20.708 --> 01:06:23.375
-"Flip the car"?
-Yes, people can flip cars
01:06:23.458 --> 01:06:25.541
-in moments of crisis.
-This is a crisis?
01:06:25.625 --> 01:06:28.666
-Yes, my love life is a crisis right now!
-Aye-aye...
01:06:28.791 --> 01:06:31.208
-Come on. On the count of three.
-Okay! Okay, okay.
01:06:31.375 --> 01:06:34.083
-Okay.
-One, two, three.
01:06:34.458 --> 01:06:36.958
Aah! Aah! Aah!
01:06:37.041 --> 01:06:38.750
-Fuck!
-Fuck.
01:06:38.833 --> 01:06:41.000
-Fuck you, jeep! Fuck you!
-Hey, chill.
01:06:41.083 --> 01:06:42.166
Fuck you, goat!
01:06:42.250 --> 01:06:44.916
-Yeah, that goat is a bitch, dude!
-The goat's a bitch?
01:06:45.000 --> 01:06:48.333
We have no idea where we are--
Why are you laughing?
01:06:50.583 --> 01:06:51.833
Is this for real?
01:06:51.916 --> 01:06:54.791
-And where the hell are we?
-I don't know where we are.
01:06:54.875 --> 01:06:58.250
-We'll figure it out. Hey.
-Oh, my God.
01:06:58.333 --> 01:06:59.625
Hey, look at me.
01:07:01.375 --> 01:07:02.541
We're gonna be fine.
01:07:02.625 --> 01:07:04.333
What are we gonna do?
01:07:07.541 --> 01:07:08.833
Um...
01:07:09.791 --> 01:07:11.000
We walk.
01:07:12.750 --> 01:07:13.583
Come on.
01:07:17.583 --> 01:07:18.416
We walk.
01:07:19.166 --> 01:07:21.500
That goat is still looking at you,
by the way.
01:07:27.125 --> 01:07:29.625
Breathe in. Breathe out.
01:07:31.333 --> 01:07:34.833
Feel the softness of the air
as it flows through your bodily vessel.
01:07:35.125 --> 01:07:39.375
The air is nurturing your flower,
and it's opening...
01:07:39.750 --> 01:07:41.708
Feel the flower open, Brooke.
01:07:41.791 --> 01:07:44.291
Feel your roots going deep into the earth,
01:07:45.125 --> 01:07:46.083
grounding you.
01:07:50.208 --> 01:07:52.458
You can just cut the crap, right now.
01:07:52.625 --> 01:07:56.000
Just drop the act
'cause I know you're just a Goop wannabe.
01:07:56.083 --> 01:07:58.000
And I also think
you were kind of an asshole
01:07:58.083 --> 01:07:59.916
to my very sweet,
sensitive friend out there.
01:08:00.000 --> 01:08:03.041
Well, I'm honest.
Don't you fancy yourself a truth-teller?
01:08:04.250 --> 01:08:06.458
Yeah, I guess you could say that,
01:08:06.541 --> 01:08:10.375
but see, I don't charge people
for my magical pearls of wisdom.
01:08:14.458 --> 01:08:15.708
Your heart is sad.
01:08:16.500 --> 01:08:20.291
Unbroken eye contact
is a particular kind of torture.
01:08:22.041 --> 01:08:24.708
But you would put a bunch of fire--
Never mind.
01:08:24.791 --> 01:08:26.625
-For a million dollars, I would.
-One million?
01:08:26.708 --> 01:08:28.000
-Fire ants in my butt?
-What?
01:08:28.083 --> 01:08:30.375
-That's a lot of money.
-Oh, my goodness.
01:08:30.500 --> 01:08:32.375
Okay, this is gonna sound strange,
01:08:32.791 --> 01:08:34.583
-very strange, but...
-Okay.
01:08:34.666 --> 01:08:38.166
...kicking it with you
has kind of been the best part of my trip.
01:08:38.250 --> 01:08:39.625
-What?
-Yeah.
01:08:39.750 --> 01:08:42.458
-We were just in a car accident.
-I get it.
01:08:43.083 --> 01:08:45.541
I get it.
You definitely come with some nonsense.
01:08:45.625 --> 01:08:47.583
Look, meaning, you got some layers.
01:08:47.708 --> 01:08:49.375
-Oh no, that's fair. Yeah.
-Right.
01:08:49.500 --> 01:08:52.208
You see, that's why I think you'd make
a great guidance counselor.
01:08:52.291 --> 01:08:54.916
You're like a kid, kind of.
Not in a bad way.
01:08:55.000 --> 01:08:59.083
What I'm saying is,
you have a very youthful soul, you know?
01:08:59.791 --> 01:09:02.916
Wanna hear something crazy?
I used to be in corporate finance.
01:09:03.916 --> 01:09:05.166
-That's very weird.
-Yeah.
01:09:05.250 --> 01:09:06.416
Very weird fit.
01:09:06.500 --> 01:09:10.416
Not for me. But eventually,
I followed my passion, and...
01:09:11.416 --> 01:09:13.333
that's not really working out either.
01:09:14.291 --> 01:09:15.541
I don't know what to do.
01:09:15.625 --> 01:09:16.541
Come on, now, Wes,
01:09:16.625 --> 01:09:19.958
eventually you'll find that one place
that appreciates you for you.
01:09:20.458 --> 01:09:22.083
Yeah, if that place even exists.
01:09:22.250 --> 01:09:24.708
Don't worry so much, Wes.
01:09:25.416 --> 01:09:27.000
The world will catch up to you.
01:09:29.291 --> 01:09:30.208
Wait, wait, wait.
01:09:32.041 --> 01:09:33.458
Oh, my God. Is that the van?
01:09:34.833 --> 01:09:36.541
That van has Jared's bag in it.
01:09:39.875 --> 01:09:41.041
He's playing in a band?
01:09:42.041 --> 01:09:43.875
What is happening?
01:09:44.416 --> 01:09:46.125
Ah, it's a quinceañera.
01:09:46.208 --> 01:09:48.083
It's like a Mexican sweet 16,
only she's 15.
01:09:48.166 --> 01:09:50.791
It's a combination of the words,
"quince," meaning "15,"
01:09:50.875 --> 01:09:53.291
you understand?
And "años," meaning "years."
01:09:53.375 --> 01:09:55.041
I know what a quinceañera is, Sean.
01:09:55.125 --> 01:09:57.541
-You know what that is?
-Why's he at the quinceañera?
01:09:57.625 --> 01:10:00.708
-He's supposed to be at the airport.
-I don't know, he's hopping out of a cake.
01:10:00.791 --> 01:10:01.958
I do not know this man.
01:10:02.041 --> 01:10:05.041
Dude, come on. We gotta find out
what the driver's doing here.
01:10:05.125 --> 01:10:07.250
I wonder if they got tacos in there.
01:10:07.708 --> 01:10:09.625
That's really not important right now.
01:10:09.708 --> 01:10:11.750
It's the most important thing
I can think of.
01:10:13.375 --> 01:10:14.875
Another hot pile of horseshit.
01:10:20.708 --> 01:10:23.083
A little background. Kaylie.
01:10:23.625 --> 01:10:26.458
Came here from Los Angeles.
My dreams were crushed today,
01:10:26.541 --> 01:10:28.166
so I'm feeling a little tender.
01:10:28.250 --> 01:10:32.500
I'm gonna be hosting a class
by the aqueduct tomorrow morning called:
01:10:32.708 --> 01:10:36.333
"Losers never win,
you can eat shit all day,
01:10:36.416 --> 01:10:38.541
and it's not ever gonna taste any better."
01:10:49.000 --> 01:10:50.250
Fuck you. Fuck you.
01:10:53.250 --> 01:10:57.541
You can just stop staring at me
right now. Please stop.
01:10:57.791 --> 01:10:58.625
Stop smiling.
01:10:58.708 --> 01:11:01.458
You have a beautiful soul. Let it out.
01:11:02.500 --> 01:11:05.833
-I don't know what's happening.
-You're feeling your feelings, Brooke.
01:11:05.916 --> 01:11:07.875
Our hearts are talking through my hand.
01:11:07.958 --> 01:11:09.291
Oh, my God.
01:11:09.375 --> 01:11:10.916
Oh, my God, I'm sorry.
01:11:11.000 --> 01:11:12.625
I'm so sorry, I can't...
01:11:12.916 --> 01:11:15.750
uh, stop crying,
I'm sor-- I just-- I didn't sleep a lot.
01:11:15.833 --> 01:11:17.666
You're crying
because your marriage is over.
01:11:20.166 --> 01:11:23.750
No, you just saw the indentation
where my wedding ring used to be.
01:11:23.833 --> 01:11:25.541
That doesn't mean
that my marriage is over.
01:11:25.916 --> 01:11:26.875
It is.
01:11:27.333 --> 01:11:30.458
You know it already,
but you haven't let yourself feel it.
01:11:31.916 --> 01:11:34.208
Pain and sadness,
it's uncomfortable for you.
01:11:34.291 --> 01:11:35.541
-Yeah.
-Anger feels safer.
01:11:35.625 --> 01:11:37.791
-It does.
-Beware, beautiful Brooke,
01:11:37.875 --> 01:11:40.541
that rage fuels you now,
but it will destroy you,
01:11:40.625 --> 01:11:42.833
and it would destroy the life
of your child.
01:11:42.916 --> 01:11:45.750
-You love him so much, it's so--
-I love my son.
01:11:45.833 --> 01:11:47.541
But you have to love yourself first.
01:11:47.625 --> 01:11:50.000
-You have to love your inner child.
-I have to love myself.
01:11:50.083 --> 01:11:52.750
Love baby Brooke.
Do you know where she is right now?
01:11:52.833 --> 01:11:54.791
God, baby Brooke.
I have to love her. Where is she?
01:11:54.875 --> 01:11:56.125
You need to take care of her.
01:11:56.208 --> 01:11:57.750
She wants an ice-cream cone.
01:11:58.958 --> 01:12:02.750
She wants to run outside
in a field of daisies.
01:12:04.250 --> 01:12:07.708
And I think baby Brooke
really wants to get fucked.
01:12:07.791 --> 01:12:09.500
Mm. Mm.
01:12:20.958 --> 01:12:22.541
Mm. Mm.
01:12:24.958 --> 01:12:26.041
Oh, my God.
01:12:27.916 --> 01:12:28.916
Oh, my God.
01:12:30.958 --> 01:12:32.458
Oh, wow.
01:12:36.125 --> 01:12:39.041
Good news. I just spoke to Carlotta,
the owner of the hacienda.
01:12:39.125 --> 01:12:41.166
-It's all taken care of.
-It is?
01:12:41.250 --> 01:12:43.166
She hooked it up.
So, her brother, the driver,
01:12:43.250 --> 01:12:45.708
he's gonna take us to the airport
when he's done.
01:12:45.958 --> 01:12:47.875
-Thank you.
-And in a couple of hours,
01:12:47.958 --> 01:12:50.916
you get to be
Mrs. Jared What-the-fuck.
01:12:51.000 --> 01:12:52.708
Sterling. Cannot wait.
01:12:52.791 --> 01:12:54.083
Mm-hmm.
01:12:54.166 --> 01:12:55.375
Mm.
01:12:55.500 --> 01:12:58.333
-Oh, it's okay, señor. We don't need--
-No, we're good.
01:12:58.416 --> 01:13:01.541
-Sean, we're not guests here.
-Oh, speak for yourself.
01:13:02.125 --> 01:13:05.833
Carlotta said to eat.
In fact, your non-eating is offending her.
01:13:05.916 --> 01:13:07.250
Mm..
01:13:07.333 --> 01:13:09.166
-Okay, fine.
-You ain't gotta be that mad.
01:13:09.250 --> 01:13:11.041
-Okay.
-Take a bite.
01:13:12.791 --> 01:13:14.333
-Oh, my God.
-It's good, right?
01:13:14.416 --> 01:13:17.458
-It's really good. What is that?
-It's crickets.
01:13:19.416 --> 01:13:20.750
-What?
-Yeah.
01:13:20.833 --> 01:13:23.000
-Crickets on the top.
-Why would you let me eat that?
01:13:23.083 --> 01:13:25.208
-The chapulines?
-Oh, God. I'm gonna kill you.
01:13:25.291 --> 01:13:26.958
Wow. You know, such a classy date.
01:13:27.041 --> 01:13:28.708
Oh, like you were such a better date.
01:13:29.125 --> 01:13:30.708
Well, excuse me.
01:13:30.791 --> 01:13:32.458
Why don't you show me
how it's done, Coach?
01:13:32.541 --> 01:13:34.333
You want me to show you
how to be on a date?
01:13:34.416 --> 01:13:36.208
-I gotta get back out there.
-I will train you.
01:13:36.291 --> 01:13:38.041
-Oh, you're gonna train me? Okay.
-Ah, huh.
01:13:38.125 --> 01:13:40.750
-Wesley Darya.
-Sean McGuire. Nice to meet you.
01:13:40.833 --> 01:13:42.250
Nice to meet you, Sean.
01:13:42.333 --> 01:13:44.166
Why are we shaking for so long?
01:13:44.250 --> 01:13:46.041
I don't know. It's your training, Coach.
01:13:50.291 --> 01:13:53.041
So, what do you do?
I just realized I don't even know.
01:13:53.125 --> 01:13:54.916
Oh, architect.
01:13:55.416 --> 01:13:58.791
-Architect? Oh, my God. That's awesome.
-Yeah. Thank you.
01:13:58.958 --> 01:14:01.666
I love... buildings.
01:14:02.541 --> 01:14:03.458
Me too.
01:14:04.625 --> 01:14:05.916
So, what are you working on now?
01:14:06.708 --> 01:14:07.791
Um...
01:14:09.541 --> 01:14:10.500
Nothing.
01:14:11.791 --> 01:14:13.291
Oh, just taking a break?
01:14:13.958 --> 01:14:15.708
I guess you could say that. I...
01:14:16.958 --> 01:14:18.541
Well, ever since Rachel died,
01:14:18.625 --> 01:14:21.083
I have taken a leave of absence,
and I just haven't gone back.
01:14:23.041 --> 01:14:24.291
-Yeah.
-Since then?
01:14:24.375 --> 01:14:25.750
Yeah, it's been a while.
01:14:26.083 --> 01:14:26.916
I'm so sorry.
01:14:27.541 --> 01:14:28.958
That's gotta be really hard.
01:14:30.541 --> 01:14:32.375
Yeah. But you know...
01:14:33.083 --> 01:14:36.250
gotta get back out there.
At least, that's what my friends say.
01:14:36.333 --> 01:14:38.416
They're all worried about me,
so that's why I'm here.
01:14:42.125 --> 01:14:43.166
What do you think?
01:14:44.666 --> 01:14:45.750
I think...
01:14:46.833 --> 01:14:49.041
I think I'm doing the best I can.
01:14:53.166 --> 01:14:54.541
Hey, do you wanna dance?
01:14:55.541 --> 01:14:58.333
I am not a dancer.
I should start with that.
01:14:58.416 --> 01:15:00.416
-Okay.
-But I would love to dance with you.
01:15:00.500 --> 01:15:03.125
-Oh, here we go.
-Let's go.
01:15:03.208 --> 01:15:04.875
-Goodness. Okay.
-Over here.
01:15:06.666 --> 01:15:07.583
Whoa!
01:15:07.666 --> 01:15:08.666
Oh, boy.
01:15:11.416 --> 01:15:13.166
What is that?
01:15:16.666 --> 01:15:17.583
Whoa!
01:15:22.000 --> 01:15:23.250
Oh!
01:15:23.708 --> 01:15:25.000
Come on.
01:15:30.125 --> 01:15:31.416
Oh!
01:15:36.666 --> 01:15:37.500
Come on.
01:15:45.166 --> 01:15:46.791
Yes, Sean!
01:15:55.625 --> 01:15:57.125
How are you so good?
01:16:08.125 --> 01:16:10.125
Can't believe you slept with my shaman.
01:16:11.916 --> 01:16:14.125
Oh, my God.
Everything is so clear to me now.
01:16:15.291 --> 01:16:16.375
I'm gonna leave Dave.
01:16:18.250 --> 01:16:21.166
-I never liked him for you.
-What?
01:16:21.250 --> 01:16:24.041
Yeah. He couldn't keep up with you,
and so he resented you for it
01:16:24.125 --> 01:16:25.166
and tried to drag you down.
01:16:25.250 --> 01:16:27.708
But that's not what the person
you're with is supposed to do.
01:16:27.791 --> 01:16:30.666
-They're supposed to build you up.
-Why did you never say anything?
01:16:30.750 --> 01:16:32.708
Because it's your thing to discover.
01:16:34.041 --> 01:16:34.958
Thank you.
01:16:36.041 --> 01:16:37.000
You're welcome.
01:16:40.333 --> 01:16:42.041
I'm really sorry about today.
01:16:42.125 --> 01:16:45.791
I just don't know what I'm gonna do.
It's the one thing I've always wanted.
01:16:46.625 --> 01:16:49.458
And I know you don't like hearing this,
but there are other ways.
01:16:49.541 --> 01:16:51.583
I know adoption takes forever, but...
01:16:51.958 --> 01:16:56.083
Well, not if you wanna adopt an older kid.
The foster care system can't place them.
01:16:56.458 --> 01:16:57.875
Tad's been talking about it.
01:16:57.958 --> 01:17:00.000
-Oh, yeah?
-I just can't believe
01:17:00.083 --> 01:17:01.875
how fucking frustrating it is.
01:17:02.458 --> 01:17:04.708
Why does it come so easily
for everyone else?
01:17:04.791 --> 01:17:07.458
I'm just so sick of my body not working.
I wanna fix it.
01:17:07.541 --> 01:17:09.125
And what if you can't fix it?
01:17:10.250 --> 01:17:12.083
Don't you still deserve to be happy?
01:17:14.916 --> 01:17:17.833
Kinda feels weird talking about
all this stuff without Wesley here.
01:17:17.916 --> 01:17:21.583
Yeah, well, if Wesley were here,
we wouldn't be talking about our stuff.
01:17:21.833 --> 01:17:24.166
-God, that's sad.
-But true.
01:17:27.750 --> 01:17:29.666
Yep. It's bad.
01:17:31.291 --> 01:17:33.333
His dad is dead. Isn't that so sad?
01:17:33.666 --> 01:17:35.875
So, I just wanna be clear.
You sent this to him?
01:17:35.958 --> 01:17:37.666
-Yes, I sent it.
-On purpose?
01:17:37.750 --> 01:17:39.708
With my friends.
Yeah, very much on purpose.
01:17:39.791 --> 01:17:40.875
Very crazy.
01:17:40.958 --> 01:17:42.208
-Yeah, it's very crazy.
-Yeah.
01:17:42.666 --> 01:17:44.625
-You wanna know what I would do?
-Sure.
01:17:44.916 --> 01:17:46.041
You should let him read it.
01:17:46.125 --> 01:17:47.750
-What? No.
-I'd let him read it.
01:17:47.833 --> 01:17:49.375
-I'm not letting him read it.
-Yes!
01:17:49.458 --> 01:17:51.208
Look, he's gotta like all sides of you.
01:17:51.291 --> 01:17:54.041
You don't wanna pop up
with a little bit of crazy one day,
01:17:54.125 --> 01:17:55.250
and then, surprise! He's out.
01:17:55.333 --> 01:17:57.458
I know you think this guy
doesn't know me very well,
01:17:57.541 --> 01:17:59.291
but just so you know, he knows...
01:17:59.708 --> 01:18:02.125
-he knows my essence.
-Oh, he knows your essence?
01:18:02.208 --> 01:18:05.875
Cool, cool, cool.
What is his favorite thing about you?
01:18:06.833 --> 01:18:08.041
So many things.
01:18:08.125 --> 01:18:11.208
At some point, I'm sure he said,
"Know what I love about you? You're..."
01:18:11.916 --> 01:18:13.750
He has mentioned that he...
01:18:14.833 --> 01:18:16.583
likes that I'm the last...
01:18:16.958 --> 01:18:18.500
normal girl in LA.
01:18:20.500 --> 01:18:26.250
Look, Wes. You are a lot of things,
but normal definitely is not one of them.
01:18:26.333 --> 01:18:27.958
-Normal's not one of them.
-No.
01:18:28.041 --> 01:18:29.708
That's very accurate.
01:18:29.791 --> 01:18:34.541
If you ask me, maybe you should be
with someone who loves that about you.
01:18:37.916 --> 01:18:40.208
I don't even know if I love that about me.
01:18:46.208 --> 01:18:47.041
All right.
01:18:48.416 --> 01:18:50.375
Oh, my God. Wait, we're here.
01:18:54.916 --> 01:18:56.583
Look, um, e-mail me.
01:18:56.916 --> 01:19:00.291
Call me, text me, whatever you wanna do.
I wanna know how this all plays out.
01:19:00.708 --> 01:19:01.916
Thanks for being there.
01:19:02.958 --> 01:19:04.958
Yeah. This was fun.
01:19:05.041 --> 01:19:06.375
I had so much fun with you.
01:19:06.458 --> 01:19:07.875
-I had a lot of fun.
-Right?
01:19:07.958 --> 01:19:09.750
-Today was a fantastic day.
-Thank you.
01:19:09.833 --> 01:19:10.708
Thank you.
01:19:10.791 --> 01:19:13.250
You took me on a journey.
I'm not that adventurous.
01:19:13.333 --> 01:19:15.250
I'm really not.
01:19:17.416 --> 01:19:19.041
Well, I am a little manic, so...
01:19:19.750 --> 01:19:21.291
I can appreciate that.
01:19:22.333 --> 01:19:23.333
Thanks.
01:19:30.000 --> 01:19:31.041
Um...
01:19:35.833 --> 01:19:36.708
Okay.
01:19:36.791 --> 01:19:38.875
-Yeah, I should go.
-Um... Yeah.
01:19:41.000 --> 01:19:42.041
Okay.
01:19:44.125 --> 01:19:45.750
Hmm. Okay.
01:19:46.750 --> 01:19:48.500
-Okay, bye.
-Right, yeah.
01:19:50.833 --> 01:19:52.125
Right, right, right, right...
01:19:52.208 --> 01:19:53.208
You take it easy.
01:20:12.333 --> 01:20:14.791
-Oh, my God. Jared!
-Oh, hey.
01:20:14.875 --> 01:20:16.833
-Hi! Are you okay?
-You made it. Hi!
01:20:16.916 --> 01:20:19.291
Ow! I'm kidding. I'm fine.
01:20:19.375 --> 01:20:21.625
Oh, God. You scared me.
Oh, he's fine.
01:20:21.708 --> 01:20:23.833
-Hey.
-Hey.
01:20:23.916 --> 01:20:25.000
I missed you.
01:20:25.083 --> 01:20:27.083
Finally. Thank you. Gracias.
01:20:27.833 --> 01:20:28.750
Thank you.
01:20:29.250 --> 01:20:32.500
-I'll take you to the gate myself, okay?
-No, I can take him to the gate.
01:20:32.583 --> 01:20:35.291
-Please, take care of him. He's weak.
-I will. He's mine.
01:20:35.750 --> 01:20:37.750
Gracias, Pilar. Thank you, Pilar.
01:20:37.833 --> 01:20:40.250
She's very attached to you.
Let's get you to LA, huh?
01:20:40.333 --> 01:20:41.666
-
-Are you excited?
01:20:41.750 --> 01:20:43.250
Back to civilization...
01:20:43.333 --> 01:20:45.541
-Back to civilization. Yes.
-...and air conditioning.
01:20:45.625 --> 01:20:47.750
And 2,000 e-mails. Actually,
01:20:47.833 --> 01:20:49.666
do you think my phone
has any charge in it?
01:20:49.750 --> 01:20:51.708
No, I don't think it's charged.
01:20:51.791 --> 01:20:54.041
-You shouldn't even be carrying stuff.
-Just a little--
01:20:54.125 --> 01:20:55.166
No, I'm fine--
01:20:55.250 --> 01:20:57.041
-Oh, my God.
-I got that.
01:20:57.125 --> 01:20:59.750
You should not be doing things
01:20:59.833 --> 01:21:01.916
-like holding laptops.
-Hey, Wes, there you are.
01:21:02.000 --> 01:21:04.125
-Look who made it to the airport.
-Hello...
01:21:04.833 --> 01:21:06.416
ladies.
01:21:06.500 --> 01:21:09.458
I just got here from Los Angeles.
This is Jared.
01:21:09.541 --> 01:21:11.666
-Hi.
-Jared, these are my--
01:21:11.750 --> 01:21:12.750
some acquaintances.
01:21:13.333 --> 01:21:14.333
Hey, Jared.
01:21:14.416 --> 01:21:18.041
-Jared got really hurt recently.
-Yeah, this is not the usual getup.
01:21:18.500 --> 01:21:21.500
-Oh, you're in great hands.
-So sweet. She's so selfless.
01:21:22.041 --> 01:21:24.000
-Florence Nightingale.
-Yeah.
01:21:25.250 --> 01:21:27.458
-So great to see you guys. Okay.
-So nice to meet you.
01:21:27.541 --> 01:21:30.458
-We can't wait to run into you again...
-Totes. Don't wanna end up like me.
01:21:30.541 --> 01:21:31.875
-...soon.
-Literally don't remember
01:21:31.958 --> 01:21:32.958
-those girls.
-Or not soon.
01:21:35.333 --> 01:21:37.416
Okay.
01:21:38.291 --> 01:21:42.500
Why don't we get you another Percocet
so you could pass out?
01:21:42.583 --> 01:21:44.291
No, I don't wanna get too wrecked.
01:21:44.375 --> 01:21:47.166
The doctors wouldn't prescribe it
unless it was safe for you to...
01:21:47.250 --> 01:21:49.333
-Okay, well--
-take as much as you want.
01:21:49.416 --> 01:21:50.958
-There you go.
-Thank you.
01:21:51.500 --> 01:21:52.333
Good night.
01:21:53.083 --> 01:21:54.166
Mm-hmm.
01:21:56.416 --> 01:21:57.666
-Got it?
-
01:21:58.166 --> 01:22:00.083
Oh, long time no see.
01:22:00.375 --> 01:22:01.541
-Hello.
-Hi.
01:22:01.625 --> 01:22:03.833
-Have a safe flight.
-You too.
01:22:04.500 --> 01:22:07.125
Well, they sure pop up everywhere.
01:22:18.458 --> 01:22:19.958
-Hey.
-Yeah?
01:22:20.041 --> 01:22:21.125
Babe, look over there.
01:22:21.208 --> 01:22:22.416
That guy.
01:22:24.666 --> 01:22:27.750
What is he doing? That's crazy.
01:22:28.166 --> 01:22:30.833
-I don't know. It's just feet.
-"It's just feet"?
01:22:30.916 --> 01:22:32.416
He should be banned from the plane.
01:22:32.500 --> 01:22:34.750
-Don't make a big deal out of it.
-Disgusting.
01:22:35.041 --> 01:22:37.250
Okay?
01:22:39.166 --> 01:22:40.250
What?
01:22:47.916 --> 01:22:48.916
Jared?
01:23:30.958 --> 01:23:32.291
Jared.
01:23:32.375 --> 01:23:34.458
-Hmm.
-Jared.
01:23:35.916 --> 01:23:38.166
Sorry. Are you awake?
01:23:38.250 --> 01:23:40.166
I-- What? Yes.
01:23:40.333 --> 01:23:41.458
I'm really...
01:23:43.250 --> 01:23:44.500
really worried about...
01:23:44.750 --> 01:23:47.500
showing this to you,
but I want you to know that, um...
01:23:47.625 --> 01:23:49.083
I wrote an e-mail...
01:23:49.750 --> 01:23:52.291
to you during those five days
that you went missing
01:23:52.375 --> 01:23:55.333
where I... just, a little bit,
lost my mind...
01:23:56.166 --> 01:23:58.250
and I just need to show you that e-mail.
01:23:59.166 --> 01:24:01.500
Well, I don't know
how you got into my phone, but--
01:24:01.583 --> 01:24:04.458
-Yeah, I just scanned your face.
-That's for...
01:24:04.625 --> 01:24:06.333
Oh. Okay.
01:24:10.625 --> 01:24:12.041
Have you started yet?
01:24:12.916 --> 01:24:14.000
Oh, yeah.
01:24:16.750 --> 01:24:18.666
-I know--
-Wow, this is just mean.
01:24:19.041 --> 01:24:20.583
I know, I'm so sorry.
01:24:21.166 --> 01:24:22.916
If we're gonna do this, you need to know
01:24:23.000 --> 01:24:26.166
me at my best and at my worst,
01:24:26.250 --> 01:24:27.083
which...
01:24:27.166 --> 01:24:28.750
this e-mail is my worst.
01:24:28.916 --> 01:24:31.916
-Pff. This stuff about my dad. That is--
-I'm sorry.
01:24:32.000 --> 01:24:32.875
I know.
01:24:32.958 --> 01:24:34.500
This was me just one night
01:24:35.000 --> 01:24:37.291
after you had disappeared
for five days, and--
01:24:37.375 --> 01:24:40.208
-This is hurtful.
-I want us to be real.
01:24:40.375 --> 01:24:43.375
You know, like,
both let our mustaches grow out.
01:24:43.458 --> 01:24:44.958
"Our mustaches"?
01:24:45.041 --> 01:24:47.750
I have a mustache.
This is the thing I'm talking about.
01:24:47.833 --> 01:24:49.708
Like, you don't know that.
But you should know,
01:24:49.791 --> 01:24:53.000
if I don't take care of it,
I, too, can grow a mustache.
01:24:54.166 --> 01:24:58.416
That's not-- The point is,
the Band-Aid's been ripped off now,
01:24:58.500 --> 01:25:00.208
and I just wanna be real with you.
01:25:00.291 --> 01:25:01.375
The good and the bad.
01:25:01.458 --> 01:25:04.041
We don't have to pretend.
We don't have to pretend to be perfect.
01:25:04.125 --> 01:25:06.541
You've just been pretending
to be somebody else?
01:25:06.625 --> 01:25:08.916
Don't you wanna just get to know
the real me?
01:25:09.208 --> 01:25:10.333
No.
01:25:11.333 --> 01:25:14.333
I want that girl.
01:25:15.958 --> 01:25:18.625
This girl's... crazy.
01:25:19.000 --> 01:25:21.083
Jared, don't do this. Come on.
01:25:21.625 --> 01:25:22.833
-Excuse me.
-Wait.
01:25:23.166 --> 01:25:24.666
-Miss?
-What are you doing?
01:25:24.750 --> 01:25:25.791
Um...
01:25:25.875 --> 01:25:27.625
Is there another seat open that...
01:25:28.250 --> 01:25:30.166
this stranger could sit in?
01:25:30.250 --> 01:25:32.083
Maybe surrounded
by a bunch of other liars?
01:25:32.166 --> 01:25:34.000
No. You know what? Forget it. I'll--
01:25:34.458 --> 01:25:36.333
Come on, don't embarrass me. I'll go.
01:25:36.666 --> 01:25:39.166
I'm really sorry, okay?
I'm sorry about everything.
01:25:47.416 --> 01:25:49.333
Kaylie? Brooke?
01:25:50.166 --> 01:25:51.083
Kaylie.
01:26:03.791 --> 01:26:05.250
I'm really sorry.
01:26:28.000 --> 01:26:31.250
Your attention, please.
Baggage from flight 746
01:26:31.333 --> 01:26:33.333
can be retrieved at carousel B.
01:26:34.000 --> 01:26:38.125
Baggage from flight 746
can be retrieved at carousel B.
01:26:39.916 --> 01:26:41.500
Sweetie, it's gonna be okay.
01:26:41.583 --> 01:26:43.750
This fucking trip. What a mistake.
01:26:44.125 --> 01:26:45.041
Yeah, it sucked.
01:26:45.125 --> 01:26:48.250
I mean, honestly,
Jared has a ridiculous notion
01:26:48.333 --> 01:26:51.375
of what women should be.
I'm not like a trophy pet.
01:26:51.791 --> 01:26:54.541
It must be so hard to feel unappreciated.
01:26:55.125 --> 01:26:56.625
What?
01:26:57.000 --> 01:26:58.666
What are you-- Is that a dig?
01:26:58.750 --> 01:27:00.458
-What are you doing right now? I'm--
-Wes...
01:27:00.541 --> 01:27:03.458
we're just feeling a little neglected,
that's all.
01:27:03.541 --> 01:27:06.166
-Hmm.
-Look, I'm sorry that I've been...
01:27:07.333 --> 01:27:09.166
a little wrapped up in Jared.
01:27:09.250 --> 01:27:10.500
"A little"?
01:27:10.583 --> 01:27:11.958
Did she just say "a little"?
01:27:12.041 --> 01:27:15.208
Wes, you've been obsessed
to the point of blindness.
01:27:15.291 --> 01:27:18.250
-I know.
-Wesley, I'm getting a divorce,
01:27:18.958 --> 01:27:21.083
and Kaylie is adopting a baby.
01:27:21.166 --> 01:27:23.916
What? When did this happen?
01:27:24.000 --> 01:27:26.250
We were apart for six hours.
01:27:26.333 --> 01:27:29.291
That's all the time that it took
because you weren't there,
01:27:29.416 --> 01:27:32.708
sucking up all of the energy in the room,
and we had time to think.
01:27:32.791 --> 01:27:33.875
Good for you.
01:27:33.958 --> 01:27:37.083
You figured your shit out
with superhuman speed.
01:27:37.166 --> 01:27:39.708
I'm sorry I'm not as together as you are.
01:27:39.791 --> 01:27:42.000
Wes, when you say things like that,
01:27:42.083 --> 01:27:44.875
it sounds like you don't take
our problems seriously.
01:27:46.625 --> 01:27:49.083
Kay, of course I take
them seriously.
01:27:49.166 --> 01:27:50.958
You think your problems are worse.
01:27:51.041 --> 01:27:51.875
They are worse.
01:27:52.500 --> 01:27:54.708
I am failing on every level.
01:27:54.791 --> 01:27:56.750
And you are the reason why.
01:27:56.833 --> 01:27:58.458
You think I don't know that?
01:27:58.541 --> 01:28:01.083
I live it every day, okay?
01:28:01.250 --> 01:28:03.291
I am alone. I have no one.
01:28:03.375 --> 01:28:06.125
-How can you say that?
-Because it's true!
01:28:06.625 --> 01:28:10.166
You have two best friends
who love you unconditionally.
01:28:10.583 --> 01:28:13.041
We just flew to fucking Mexico
01:28:13.500 --> 01:28:15.750
to make your world work.
01:28:16.666 --> 01:28:18.458
How is that not enough for you?
01:28:18.875 --> 01:28:20.833
Because it just isn't.
01:28:22.000 --> 01:28:23.541
Oh, my God.
01:28:24.125 --> 01:28:25.208
Wow.
01:28:28.125 --> 01:28:28.958
I can't.
01:28:29.041 --> 01:28:30.708
-Guys, where--
-That's it, Wesley.
01:28:30.791 --> 01:28:32.000
-Oh, come on.
-We need a break.
01:28:32.083 --> 01:28:33.750
-Fine, I'm sorry.
-We're done.
01:28:34.125 --> 01:28:36.416
Don't leave.
How am I supposed to get home?
01:28:37.166 --> 01:28:38.958
You guys, all I have are pesos!
01:29:50.833 --> 01:29:54.333
Wesley, hi. This is Doug Evans
from Atwater Village Charter School.
01:29:54.458 --> 01:29:57.375
Uh, my good friend, Sean McGuire,
recommended you
01:29:57.458 --> 01:29:59.000
for a guidance counselor position.
01:29:59.166 --> 01:30:01.083
If you could please
give me a call back. Thanks.
01:30:07.333 --> 01:30:10.500
We were just a group of parents
that were unhappy with
01:30:10.583 --> 01:30:11.958
how our school was being run.
01:30:12.041 --> 01:30:14.625
So here we are,
just trying to do it better ourselves.
01:30:14.708 --> 01:30:16.958
That is so cool
that you're trying something new.
01:30:17.041 --> 01:30:20.541
Really. Oh, I checked out
the seventh-grade curriculum,
01:30:20.625 --> 01:30:22.500
and I had some thoughts. Um...
01:30:22.916 --> 01:30:25.583
I was just thinking--
I mean, unless I'm overstepping.
01:30:25.666 --> 01:30:28.166
No. Not at all. That's why we hired you.
01:30:28.250 --> 01:30:31.541
We want you here for your voice.
I'm excited about your ideas.
01:30:31.625 --> 01:30:32.541
-Thank you.
-Yeah.
01:30:32.958 --> 01:30:35.875
And it looks like
you already have guests in your office.
01:30:40.458 --> 01:30:41.541
Eden Williams.
01:30:41.625 --> 01:30:44.000
Sent her boyfriend a topless pic,
and then...
01:30:44.333 --> 01:30:46.500
he forwarded it
to the entire lacrosse team.
01:30:49.666 --> 01:30:52.125
-Hi, Eden.
-Hey.
01:30:52.833 --> 01:30:53.916
Oh.
01:30:55.500 --> 01:30:57.083
-If you need me to, I can--
-I got this.
01:30:57.166 --> 01:31:00.000
No. Technology mishaps are kinda my thing.
01:31:00.083 --> 01:31:01.000
Thank you so much.
01:31:03.625 --> 01:31:06.041
It's okay. Are you okay?
01:31:06.708 --> 01:31:08.500
♪ Fearless desire ♪
01:31:09.583 --> 01:31:11.833
♪ Flows like a river ♪
01:31:12.916 --> 01:31:14.541
♪ I can do anything ♪
01:31:14.625 --> 01:31:18.625
♪ nothing can stop me
from reaching the sky ♪
01:31:19.541 --> 01:31:21.833
♪ I'm walkin' on water ♪
01:31:22.875 --> 01:31:25.916
♪ I'm climbin' up of higher ♪
01:31:26.083 --> 01:31:29.041
♪ Eyes like a phoenix
I open my window... ♪
01:31:30.041 --> 01:31:31.375
It's not a big deal.
01:31:31.458 --> 01:31:34.541
My friends are just jealous
that I have a boyfriend and they don't.
01:31:36.708 --> 01:31:41.416
Do you wanna know something about love?
It can be fucked up!
01:31:41.625 --> 01:31:43.000
Don't tell anyone I said "fuck."
01:31:43.083 --> 01:31:45.208
Yeah, I followed a dude to Mexico.
01:31:45.291 --> 01:31:49.708
I got arrested and electrocuted,
and I'm currently not with this person.
01:31:51.333 --> 01:31:52.541
But your friends?
01:31:52.625 --> 01:31:55.625
They're the ones
who can help keep your head on straight.
01:31:55.708 --> 01:31:58.208
'Cause they know you,
they're looking out for you.
01:31:58.333 --> 01:32:00.083
Trust me, boyfriends come and go,
01:32:00.166 --> 01:32:02.666
but if you're lucky enough
to have great friends,
01:32:03.125 --> 01:32:04.333
I would hold on to that.
01:32:05.250 --> 01:32:06.208
What about you?
01:32:07.416 --> 01:32:08.666
Do you have that?
01:32:16.208 --> 01:32:19.208
Hey, Brooke. It's Wes. Um...
01:32:19.958 --> 01:32:21.166
I just...
01:32:21.833 --> 01:32:26.000
I just wanted to call you and tell you
I miss you so much. And...
01:32:26.583 --> 01:32:28.916
see how you're doing,
01:32:29.000 --> 01:32:30.791
how you and Dave are doing.
01:32:30.916 --> 01:32:32.041
Um...
01:32:32.166 --> 01:32:36.541
I don't know if you've been
to Kaylie's house recently,
01:32:36.625 --> 01:32:40.666
but I'm in the area
if you're around or wanna talk.
01:32:40.875 --> 01:32:41.916
Um...
01:32:42.041 --> 01:32:43.500
I would really love that. I--
01:32:46.458 --> 01:32:48.125
Brooke, I have to call you back.
01:32:48.541 --> 01:32:50.458
Kevin, come here, buddy.
01:32:50.541 --> 01:32:51.625
Kevin.
01:32:56.208 --> 01:32:57.041
Kevin.
01:33:04.375 --> 01:33:05.916
Oh, my God.
01:33:11.958 --> 01:33:12.791
Kevin!
01:33:17.125 --> 01:33:18.000
Kevin.
01:33:20.500 --> 01:33:21.458
Kevin.
01:33:22.916 --> 01:33:23.916
Kevin.
01:33:26.083 --> 01:33:27.041
Come here.
01:33:27.125 --> 01:33:29.625
Come on, buddy. Help me out.
01:33:29.708 --> 01:33:32.125
Hey, Kevin, these are my nice pants.
01:33:32.875 --> 01:33:34.250
Kevin! Kevin!
01:33:39.291 --> 01:33:40.291
Kaylie.
01:33:42.458 --> 01:33:44.166
She's getting her baby.
01:33:44.958 --> 01:33:46.250
Oh, my God.
01:33:47.750 --> 01:33:49.041
Ow!
01:33:49.166 --> 01:33:51.166
Kevin, you Nazi dick!
01:33:51.958 --> 01:33:54.500
Ow.
01:33:54.875 --> 01:33:58.583
-Sweetie, what's-- Wesley?
-What in the world was that?
01:33:59.416 --> 01:34:00.625
Kevin?
01:34:02.041 --> 01:34:03.833
Wesley? Kevin? Let me--
01:34:05.041 --> 01:34:07.416
-He's very violent.
-Sweetie.
01:34:08.458 --> 01:34:12.083
Sorry, I was trying to rescue your cat.
01:34:12.833 --> 01:34:13.666
What's going on?
01:34:14.333 --> 01:34:17.375
I know you're mad at me.
And you probably don't want me here,
01:34:17.458 --> 01:34:18.666
but if I could say something...
01:34:22.125 --> 01:34:25.333
As I was chasing after Kevin,
01:34:26.416 --> 01:34:29.333
I was thinking, why does this cat
keep trying to escape?
01:34:30.041 --> 01:34:33.250
You know,
you're the best parents he'll ever have.
01:34:33.833 --> 01:34:36.666
I mean, really,
he has a terrible personality
01:34:36.750 --> 01:34:38.791
and literally looks like Hitler,
01:34:38.875 --> 01:34:40.416
and you guys feed him,
01:34:40.500 --> 01:34:41.708
and you love him,
01:34:42.416 --> 01:34:45.000
and you look after him.
And then it dawned on me,
01:34:46.958 --> 01:34:47.875
I'm Kevin.
01:34:48.625 --> 01:34:49.458
What? I...
01:34:50.208 --> 01:34:53.583
I'm flawed and I'm complicated
01:34:53.666 --> 01:34:55.916
and maybe even a little broken,
01:34:56.000 --> 01:34:58.125
but you guys love me without judgment.
01:34:58.875 --> 01:35:01.666
I think I just felt
like I was falling behind, and...
01:35:02.083 --> 01:35:04.375
if only I got my dude, I'd be okay. But--
01:35:04.458 --> 01:35:05.916
-I get that.
-I get that.
01:35:06.000 --> 01:35:07.833
I don't need a dude to be okay.
01:35:08.375 --> 01:35:11.625
-And that has to do with the two of you.
-Yeah.
01:35:12.458 --> 01:35:17.000
And, much like Kevin,
I feel like I've taken you for granted.
01:35:17.458 --> 01:35:18.750
-Yeah.
-Mm-hmm.
01:35:19.250 --> 01:35:20.583
So, I'm sorry.
01:35:21.125 --> 01:35:21.958
Sorry?
01:35:22.041 --> 01:35:24.000
-Was-- Did she say, "I'm sorry"?
-I couldn't hear.
01:35:24.083 --> 01:35:25.708
I'm so sorry. I'm...
01:35:26.500 --> 01:35:28.041
begging you to forgive me.
01:35:29.166 --> 01:35:31.333
And I know that was a lot.
01:35:32.041 --> 01:35:34.041
Ma'am, you must be so lost.
01:35:34.541 --> 01:35:36.125
Please know that Kaylie and Tad
01:35:36.208 --> 01:35:38.375
are gonna take such good care of
your baby.
01:35:39.041 --> 01:35:40.625
-Oh...
-
01:35:40.708 --> 01:35:44.541
Hey, Wesley,
this is Noelle Grey from Coldwell Banker.
01:35:45.416 --> 01:35:48.458
-Putting the house on the market.
-Just selling the house.
01:35:48.875 --> 01:35:51.416
I had a completely different narrative
in my mind.
01:35:57.833 --> 01:35:58.750
Oh, my--
01:35:59.541 --> 01:36:02.333
Hi. How are you?
01:36:02.416 --> 01:36:04.833
Uh, hey. Um...
01:36:05.166 --> 01:36:06.958
-You look great.
-Thanks. So do you.
01:36:07.041 --> 01:36:11.500
-What are you doing here?
-I was looking at your Instagram.
01:36:11.625 --> 01:36:12.958
You posted where you were.
01:36:13.416 --> 01:36:15.208
I know
I'm probably not supposed to admit that,
01:36:15.291 --> 01:36:19.125
but I'm trying to be honest
and own my eccentricities.
01:36:19.208 --> 01:36:22.666
-Right.
-And I thought I would come say hi.
01:36:22.750 --> 01:36:24.625
-Yeah, cool.
-Where are your friends?
01:36:25.958 --> 01:36:28.541
-Um, where are my friends?
-Oh, my God.
01:36:29.125 --> 01:36:30.583
This isn't a bad time, is it?
01:36:31.083 --> 01:36:33.458
Yeah, you know, a little bit. I--
01:36:34.416 --> 01:36:36.458
-Oh, hi.
-Oh, shoot.
01:36:36.541 --> 01:36:40.250
-What's this? Are we speed dating?
-No. Um...
01:36:41.083 --> 01:36:42.291
This is Wesley.
01:36:42.458 --> 01:36:45.750
-Wesley-- we're old friends.
-Yeah.
01:36:45.833 --> 01:36:49.500
-And, this is Ellen, my...
-Blind date.
01:36:49.583 --> 01:36:51.875
-Yeah, that's pretty much--
-It's weird to say out loud.
01:36:51.958 --> 01:36:54.125
-Yeah, someone set us up.
-Oh, my gosh.
01:36:54.208 --> 01:36:56.041
That's so awesome.
01:36:56.125 --> 01:36:57.958
-Awesome.
-She was like, "I know this nice guy."
01:36:58.041 --> 01:36:59.750
And I was like,
"Okay. I'm not doing anything
01:36:59.833 --> 01:37:01.208
on a Wednesday." So...
01:37:01.333 --> 01:37:03.958
It's going okay. I'm talking too much.
This feels weird. So--
01:37:04.041 --> 01:37:06.458
-Do you-- You should sit down.
-No, no, no.
01:37:06.541 --> 01:37:08.000
I should call my mom.
01:37:08.583 --> 01:37:11.916
Her basement flooded yesterday,
so I should check on her.
01:37:12.000 --> 01:37:13.583
-Oh, no.
-You guys, sit.
01:37:13.666 --> 01:37:15.416
You haven't seen each other
in a long time.
01:37:18.250 --> 01:37:20.416
I hope her mom figures that out.
01:37:21.625 --> 01:37:23.583
Listen, I won't stay long. Um...
01:37:24.125 --> 01:37:26.083
I owe you a big thank-you.
01:37:26.583 --> 01:37:29.541
You recommended me for that Atwater job.
Is that true?
01:37:29.625 --> 01:37:32.166
-This is true.
-Thank you. I got it.
01:37:32.250 --> 01:37:34.291
-I know. I know.
-
01:37:34.375 --> 01:37:36.041
Look, it's not a big deal.
People come to me
01:37:36.125 --> 01:37:38.666
asking for guidance counselor
recommendations all the time.
01:37:38.750 --> 01:37:39.625
Oh, they do?
01:37:39.708 --> 01:37:41.791
Well, guidance counselors,
drug dealers. Those two.
01:37:41.875 --> 01:37:43.458
Thanks for recommending me
for the first.
01:37:43.541 --> 01:37:46.250
-Yes, I did. Yeah.
-I will try to not get fired.
01:37:46.333 --> 01:37:47.875
If you do, you can be a drug dealer.
01:37:47.958 --> 01:37:49.708
-Oh, yay.
-Yeah.
01:37:49.791 --> 01:37:51.583
You got options, girl.
01:37:51.666 --> 01:37:54.750
-Oh, man. It's so good to see you.
-Yeah, you too. Well...
01:37:55.750 --> 01:37:58.708
Um, listen, I wanna say something,
and I know this is weird
01:37:58.791 --> 01:38:02.291
'cause you're very much
on a date right now, but, um...
01:38:04.333 --> 01:38:05.416
I like you.
01:38:06.541 --> 01:38:09.500
And I know I was hung up on Jared,
but that's not my guy.
01:38:10.125 --> 01:38:13.250
And I feel like I'm myself around you.
01:38:15.708 --> 01:38:16.791
What if we just...
01:38:18.291 --> 01:38:19.791
What if we gave it a shot?
01:38:21.375 --> 01:38:22.708
I like you too. I...
01:38:25.916 --> 01:38:26.875
But?
01:38:26.958 --> 01:38:30.625
Wes, I don't think I'm--
I don't think I'm there.
01:38:31.083 --> 01:38:33.333
You're literally on a date right now.
01:38:34.625 --> 01:38:35.666
This is casual.
01:38:37.416 --> 01:38:39.875
What we had in Mexico was real.
01:38:40.375 --> 01:38:43.416
You would be more than just a date.
01:38:43.500 --> 01:38:46.208
You see, you deserve somebody
that's gonna sweep you off your feet.
01:38:47.791 --> 01:38:49.833
Am I able to be that person again?
01:38:49.916 --> 01:38:51.916
I wanna say that I am, but honestly...
01:38:53.583 --> 01:38:56.791
I just, I just don't know.
01:38:59.875 --> 01:39:01.708
Okay, I'm sorry I interrupted.
01:39:02.083 --> 01:39:04.500
-Thanks, Sean.
-Wes.
01:39:11.083 --> 01:39:12.041
Hey.
01:39:15.541 --> 01:39:16.541
So...
01:39:17.666 --> 01:39:18.916
basement's okay,
01:39:19.000 --> 01:39:20.250
but my brother's missing.
01:39:21.875 --> 01:39:23.250
I'm sorry. What?
01:39:23.916 --> 01:39:25.375
Like, on a date.
01:39:30.708 --> 01:39:32.250
-
-Wes.
01:39:36.125 --> 01:39:36.958
Look...
01:39:37.875 --> 01:39:40.041
I wasn't supposed to meet somebody
so fast.
01:39:40.125 --> 01:39:43.208
You know?
I was... just getting my feet wet.
01:39:44.583 --> 01:39:46.833
Oh, my God. You don't need to say that.
01:39:46.916 --> 01:39:49.666
I-- honestly, it's fine. I'm fine.
01:39:49.750 --> 01:39:53.583
That's the thing, Wes.
I'm not okay with just being fine.
01:39:54.875 --> 01:39:57.333
I want more than that. I wanna be...
01:39:57.875 --> 01:39:59.791
crashed out on the side of the road,
01:40:00.291 --> 01:40:01.791
yelling at a bitch-ass goat...
01:40:02.750 --> 01:40:03.583
with you.
01:40:03.833 --> 01:40:06.291
I wanna watch you dancing, you know?
01:40:06.375 --> 01:40:07.750
Like you have nerve damage.
01:40:09.125 --> 01:40:11.250
Wes, you are messy...
01:40:12.250 --> 01:40:13.583
and complicated...
01:40:14.333 --> 01:40:15.708
and so perfectly you.
01:40:16.375 --> 01:40:18.416
And I haven't felt like this
in a long time,
01:40:19.583 --> 01:40:21.041
and I don't want it to end.
01:40:21.125 --> 01:40:22.666
Me neither, Sean.
01:40:23.875 --> 01:40:24.875
Wesley Darya...
01:40:26.541 --> 01:40:27.458
will you marry me?
01:40:27.541 --> 01:40:28.666
-What?
-What?
01:40:29.833 --> 01:40:32.625
No, I don't wanna marry you,
but I would like to date you.
01:40:32.708 --> 01:40:35.875
Why do you think I'm here?
I've been thinking about you ever--
01:40:36.000 --> 01:40:40.208
"Love Again"
♪ I know you feel like half a man ♪
01:40:41.708 --> 01:40:44.541
♪ Like you're beginning' at the end ♪
01:40:44.625 --> 01:40:45.625
Shit.
01:40:45.708 --> 01:40:47.250
♪ But baby please ♪
01:40:47.333 --> 01:40:48.166
Hey.
01:40:48.833 --> 01:40:51.250
Yeah, no, the blind date's not going good.
01:40:51.333 --> 01:40:53.708
'Cause he's kissing another girl
on the street.
01:40:54.000 --> 01:40:56.375
I'm serious.
Why does this keep happening to me?
01:40:56.458 --> 01:41:01.250
♪ Oh love again ♪
01:41:01.333 --> 01:41:04.708
♪ I'm gonna make you love again ♪
01:41:04.791 --> 01:41:07.500
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