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(CHIRPING)

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AGNES: Once upon a time,

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there was a magical place
called the Motherland,

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where Fairy Godmothers lived and learned

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all they needed to know
about godmothering.

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Oh, blah, blah, blah.

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We all know how this bit goes.

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This is not your usual fairy tale.

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Fairy tales end with "happily ever after,"

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and that's where we begin.

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AGNES: Good morning, Motherland!

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It's almost the weekend,
and you know what that means.

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Grab a pumpkin, raise your wands,
break out the glass slippers,

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it's time to party like it's 1699.

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I'm gonna kick things off
with everyone's favorite pop hit.

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(OPERA MUSIC PLAYING)

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I'm Agnes. I'm 172 years old at least.

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And I'm too cool for school.

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It's why they made me the resident DJ,
and I don't have to go to lessons.

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But this isn't about me.

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This is the story of Eleanor.

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She's the Motherland's youngest trainee

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and the only person
who's bothered to apply in decades.

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All she wanted was to graduate,

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to be a real Fairy Godmother,

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to have her name in a book
alongside the greats.

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That's her in the pink, without any pals.

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-(GASPS)
-(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

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-Uh-oh, here comes trouble.
-(DOOR OPENING)

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This is Moira, the headmistress.

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She wrote the book
on Fairy Godmothering, literally.

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Let us open our texts, shall we?

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AGNES: She's been banging on
about the same old formula for centuries.

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Yesterday, we reviewed step one.

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AGNES: Oh, you didn't know
there was a formula?

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Recite it with me, please.

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ALL: A glittery gown
turns a frown upside down.

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Ooh! Oh, wow!

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-Ooh!
-It's just the same.

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Once you've conjured the gown,
you're on your way to step two.

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-Which is?
-ALL: Find their true love.

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Correct.

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Now, once the gown and true love
are in place,

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we move on to step three.

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Which is?

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-ELEANOR: Oh, please?
-Anyone?

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-Anybody?
-Oh, I know it.

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-You?
-My arm's tired.

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-MOIRA: Anyone else?
-Hurts to hold it up.

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Literally anyone.

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-Oh. Oh, please?
-Yes.

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-Happily ever after.
-Correct.

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(GIGGLES)

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Really? Again with the formula?

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-Can we do something different today?
-(GASPS)

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(HESITATES) No.
Because we never really do anything.

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(ALL CHUCKLE)

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Enough!

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Enough!

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AGNES: And this is where
the problems really started,

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because Moira is not
someone you want to cross.

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Step three is happily ever after.

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-It just happens.
-Yes, it just happens.

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It's step three.

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If you're confused,
I can be your study buddy.

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I'm totally available,
like, anytime, day or night.

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MOIRA: There's no reason to be confused.

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The formula has been the cornerstone
of Fairy Godmothering since it began

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because it works.

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If it works,

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then why is everything around here
falling apart?

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(ALL GASP)

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Everyone knows that people have
stopped believing in happily ever after.

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Well, everyone except Eleanor, that is.

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And she's never gonna be
a Fairy Godmother.

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Well, you said so yourself.

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When's the last time
anyone went on assignment?

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(ALL MURMURING)

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No more assignments
mean no more Fairy Godmothers.

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So when exactly were you going to
fess up to her and us

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that you are about to
shut this school down,

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and we are all being retrained
as Tooth Fairies?

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(GASPS)

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(GASPS) What?

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AGNES: And this was the moment
that Eleanor realized

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she would never be a Fairy Godmother
unless she found an assignment.

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Now, being a Tooth Fairy
didn't sound so bad to me.

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You only work nights,

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you've always got
a little change in your pocket.

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But Eleanor, she was
not about to give up her dream.

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All she needed was one assignment.

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And about 40 to 50 years more training.

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ELEANOR: Whoa! Ouch!

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(GRUNTS) Ow. Oof!

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There has to be something in here.

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Wish I could levitate. (GRUNTS)

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Nothing. Nothing.

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Nothing! Ugh! Nothing?

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Nothing!

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Okay. I give up.

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AGNES: And just when
she thought all was lost...

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ELEANOR: Wait. What?

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Please.

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Yes!

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YOUNG MACKENZIE: Dear Fairy Godmother,
my name is Mackenzie Walsh,

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and I live at 8566 Hawkins Street
in Boston. In America.

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And I need your help.

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-(ELEANOR SCREAMS)
-(THUD)

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(GROANS) I'm okay.

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YOUNG MACKENZIE:
Obviously I would like world peace,

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but there is also a boy in my class,

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and he is the cutest boy
in the whole school.

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It is my dearest wish
that he would even notice me.

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Please, could you help
make that wish come true?

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ELEANOR: Toothbrush.

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Nightgown. Books:

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-Howdy!
-(YELPS)

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Where are you going?

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What? No, I'm not going anywhere.

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If I was going somewhere,
I'd be packing away my books. Like this.

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And my toothbrush.

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And my extra underpants. Like this.

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Oh, and my spare wand.
In case of emergencies.

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Did you see me do that?
No. I don't think so.

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I know what you're doing, Eleanor,
I just don't know why.

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-Can you keep a secret?
-I am a secret.

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I went to the Assignment Room.

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Why? It's empty.
That's why they're shutting us down.

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It's not totally empty.
I found an assignment.

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-Get outta here!
-No.

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Look.

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Mackenzie Walsh, age ten.

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I'm gonna help that little girl
and save the Motherland

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by proving that
people still need Fairy Godmothers.

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Well, you got moxie, kiddo.

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But even if this girl
does need a Fairy Godmother,

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you're not trained.

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Well, I'm not going to get trained
if the Motherland is shut down.

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And even if I don't know everything,
I know that I can do this.

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(SINGING)
I was born to be a Fairy Godmother

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It's in the very heart of me

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Ow!

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You know you're not supposed to sing.
We've talked about it.

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You're gonna miss my singing
when I'm gone.

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Trust me when I tell you

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there are worse things
than being a Tooth Fairy.

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Moira's not a big fan
of fairies going rogue.

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If she finds out you're gone,
she could close the portals back,

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or take away your magic.

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Shh, don't say that.

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I have to do this.

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Well, if you're going, you're gonna
need to know the way out of here.

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(BLOWS NOSE)

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Right.

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-Kid, you'd better move fast.
-(GASPS)

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You only have a few more days
before Moira closes us down.

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Thank you, Agnes.

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Knock 'em dead, kid.

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Oh, Agnes, if everything goes right,
nobody's gonna die.

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Goodbye.

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(BIRDS CHIRPING)

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Oh.

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I can do this, I can do this.

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I can do this.

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I can't do this.

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(SPEAKING LATIN)

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Oh.

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Nicely done. (CHUCKLES)

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(GRUNTING)

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(SQUEALS)

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-(GRUNTS)
-(THUD)

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(GROANS)

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(BREATHING HEAVILY)

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(SPEAKING LATIN)

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(SCREAMING)

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And they say portal crossing
is a senior-level course. (CHUCKLES)

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(GASPS) What in Godmother's name!

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Hello, friends. Which way to America?

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East? West? Oh, both.

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(GASPS)

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Pumpkins! Yes!

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All right.

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One carriage, coming up.

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(SPEAKING LATIN)

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(GRUNTS)

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(GASPS)

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(EXCLAIMING)

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Oh, no!

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Not the big one!

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(SIGHS)

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There's gotta be a better way to travel.

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(COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING)

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(PANTING)

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-(CAR HONKS)
-(SCREAMS)

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Hey. Hey!

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Hey, are you okay?

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(BOTH SCREAM)

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You can't sleep here.

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-Why? Are there dragons? Evil fairies?
-(SIGHS)

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In a manner of speaking, yeah.

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Oh.

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Whoa!

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Oh, your carriage must've required
an enormous pumpkin.

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How many footmen are inside?

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Uh, none. Just me.

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Beth.

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(CHUCKLES)

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Beth. You're hilarious.

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Everyone knows
women don't drive themselves.

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That's what mice are for.

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-Sweetheart, are you on drugs?
-Of course not.

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What are drugs?

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Oh, boy, that's a yes.

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Look, do you have anyone you can call?

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I guess there's my roommate.

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(LOUDLY) Agnes!

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Agnes! Agnes?

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She must be doing
her morning announcements.

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I can find a bluebird
to bring her a message

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once I get to Boston.

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Is that where you're headed?

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Oh, yes. I'm looking for
my future forever friend, Mackenzie Walsh.

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She lives in Boston, Massachusetts.
In America.

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Let's see what we can find.

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Oh, good, a map.

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Siri, search Mackenzie Walsh.

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AUTOMATED VOICE: (OVER SPEAKER)
Okay. Here's what I found.

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Who said that? Is there a genie in there?

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(SOFTLY) Don't answer that.

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Okay. I think we need to
get you to your friend

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-as quickly as possible.
-Yes.

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-The good news is, I'm headed that way.
-(GIGGLES)

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Okay.

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(ELEANOR GRUNTS)

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BETH: Welcome to Beantown.

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So then I said,
"I don't want to be a Tooth Fairy."

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Yep. I lost my heart to a Tooth Fairy
one night at Burning Man in 2004.

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They're no good.

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Well, you should be able to find
a Mackenzie Walsh in there.

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-Oh, thank you for everything.
-Oh. (CHUCKLES)

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Hey, take this.

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Thank you.

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Are you sure I can't
make you a ball gown before I go?

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Nah. I got a few in the back.

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Oh, thank goodness.

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Bye.

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(CHUCKLES)

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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

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Ooh.

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BARB: Coming up...

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What would you do if you found out

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your parents weren't actually
your parents at all?

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That's the dilemma faced by two men,
both born in the Massachusetts area.

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The babies were switched at birth
and reunited with their families

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20 years later,

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only to discover that the hospital
had it right the first time.

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But our top story tonight
is out of Essex County,

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where residents
were left shocked and confused.

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Look at this barbaric sight.

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-Now, police have no motives...
-(GASPS)

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...for the destruction
of the pumpkin patch,

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but believe local pranksters
may be to blame.

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If only these inflatable scarecrows
could talk.

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Back to you, Barb.

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Thanks, Hugh, for that explosive update.

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We'll be back in a minute

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with news of a bed
that was delivered up a ladder

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in Dedham yesterday.

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Please text or tweet us

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the strangest things
you've seen going up a ladder.

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-(BELL RINGS)
-WOMAN: You can't be here!

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GRANT: (LOUDLY) Really, people?

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That's the best you got?

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Conference room!

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Now!

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WOMAN: What do you think you're doing?

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Looking for a sad little girl
named Mackenzie Walsh.

00:17:22.084 --> 00:17:25.712
Awkward haircut,
red, like an angry leprechaun.

00:17:26.463 --> 00:17:30.759
Kelly in Brookline has emailed.
She once saw a duck on a ladder.

00:17:30.843 --> 00:17:33.053
So deal with that bombshell
how you see fit.

00:17:33.136 --> 00:17:34.888
Mack, you have a visitor.

00:17:34.972 --> 00:17:35.973
Uh-huh.

00:17:36.515 --> 00:17:38.141
I'm looking for Mackenzie Walsh.

00:17:38.225 --> 00:17:39.518
Yep, that is me.

00:17:40.394 --> 00:17:42.604
Hey, Murry, can you please move it along?

00:17:42.688 --> 00:17:44.523
I promised my kids
I'd cook dinner tonight.

00:17:44.648 --> 00:17:48.026
Then I must be looking for your daughter.
Could you tell me how to find her?

00:17:49.611 --> 00:17:52.281
(SCOFFS) Who are you?
The world's laziest kidnapper?

00:17:53.073 --> 00:17:54.950
Why would I tell you where my kid is?

00:17:55.033 --> 00:17:56.827
Is this someone's idea of a joke?

00:17:58.370 --> 00:18:00.914
I'm sorry, I think
there must be some mistake.

00:18:00.998 --> 00:18:04.960
I'm looking for the Mackenzie Walsh
that lives at 8566 Hawkins Street.

00:18:06.712 --> 00:18:08.297
How do you know my old address?

00:18:08.881 --> 00:18:09.882
Your old...

00:18:11.258 --> 00:18:12.259
No.

00:18:12.759 --> 00:18:14.428
No, no, no.

00:18:14.511 --> 00:18:16.221
No, it can't be you. You're...

00:18:16.305 --> 00:18:18.307
Old. So old.

00:18:18.390 --> 00:18:21.810
This is a disaster.
A woman your age couldn't possibly

00:18:21.894 --> 00:18:23.979
still need someone
to make her dreams come true.

00:18:24.062 --> 00:18:26.148
Yeah, right,
because I'm clearly living the dream.

00:18:26.231 --> 00:18:27.232
Now, who are you?

00:18:27.900 --> 00:18:29.234
Well, I'm Eleanor,

00:18:29.318 --> 00:18:31.570
-and I'm your Fairy Godmother.
-(SOFTLY) Security.

00:18:31.653 --> 00:18:34.448
And I'm here to help you
find happily ever after.

00:18:34.531 --> 00:18:36.116
Oh, you wanna be on the show. Okay.

00:18:36.200 --> 00:18:39.411
Uh, are you from a matchmaking app,
a dating website, what?

00:18:39.494 --> 00:18:41.580
Oh, actually, I'm from the Motherland.

00:18:41.663 --> 00:18:43.582
Right. I've never heard of that.

00:18:43.665 --> 00:18:44.958
-(SOFTLY) Security.
-WOMAN: Mack.

00:18:45.501 --> 00:18:47.377
Grant says get in here. Now.

00:18:47.461 --> 00:18:49.505
-I'm late for a story meeting.
-ELEANOR: Oh.

00:18:49.588 --> 00:18:51.215
Come up with something
a little more original

00:18:51.298 --> 00:18:52.674
than the Fairy Godmother act,

00:18:52.758 --> 00:18:55.302
and maybe we can get you
a segment for Valentine's Day.

00:18:55.385 --> 00:18:57.012
-It's not an act. I really...
-Over here.

00:18:57.554 --> 00:18:58.972
-Ma'am.
-Oh, footmen?

00:18:59.264 --> 00:19:02.893
GRANT: Okay. The viewing numbers are in,
folks, and they are not a pretty read.

00:19:02.976 --> 00:19:05.270
I mean, look at this. We're still in...
(SMACKS LIPS)

00:19:05.354 --> 00:19:07.272
-I don't know how to read this.
-Fifth place.

00:19:07.356 --> 00:19:10.442
Fifth, like five?
There are only four news shows.

00:19:10.526 --> 00:19:13.612
Okay, I could try
a different shade of spray tan.

00:19:13.695 --> 00:19:15.989
No, no, ever since we switched you
to coconut glow,

00:19:16.073 --> 00:19:18.158
you are killing it
with teen girls and shut-ins.

00:19:18.242 --> 00:19:20.827
It's the rest of you
that need to step your game up.

00:19:20.911 --> 00:19:22.412
Especially you two!

00:19:22.496 --> 00:19:23.789
What was that?

00:19:24.164 --> 00:19:26.708
"Cops think
pranksters blew up some pumpkins."

00:19:26.792 --> 00:19:28.877
That is not getting eyes on the box.

00:19:28.961 --> 00:19:35.467
But, "Police rule out witchcraft
in mysterious pumpkin cult massacre"?

00:19:36.009 --> 00:19:37.094
That's a story!

00:19:37.177 --> 00:19:39.847
ELEANOR: I really am her Fairy Godmother.

00:19:39.930 --> 00:19:41.765
Do you wanna see my magic wand?

00:19:41.849 --> 00:19:43.475
I mean, look what Dave did last month.

00:19:43.559 --> 00:19:46.186
Dave forgot to bring us back
from commercial for 12 minutes,

00:19:46.270 --> 00:19:47.396
and nobody noticed.

00:19:48.063 --> 00:19:51.233
Wrong. Dave got people talking about us.

00:19:51.316 --> 00:19:53.569
Is that the summit
of our ambition, really?

00:19:53.652 --> 00:19:56.446
Okay. You think you can do better?

00:19:56.989 --> 00:20:01.076
Tomorrow, Bruins' playing Golden Knights,
Cold War classic at TD Garden.

00:20:01.159 --> 00:20:03.203
Dave, you're my guy,
so you're covering the game.

00:20:03.287 --> 00:20:05.956
And I want the two of you on the tailgate.

00:20:06.039 --> 00:20:08.584
So tell me, how are you gonna
get people talking about us?

00:20:08.667 --> 00:20:11.170
Actually, I was thinking,
instead of covering the tailgate,

00:20:11.253 --> 00:20:12.337
we could do a segment

00:20:12.421 --> 00:20:15.048
on the team donating coats
to the city's homeless youth.

00:20:15.132 --> 00:20:17.676
I'm sorry, what's your name?
I don't care. You are boring.

00:20:17.759 --> 00:20:20.095
-I am bored. You have bored me.
-(BUZZER SOUNDS)

00:20:20.179 --> 00:20:23.390
Look at this guy.
2008 called. Wants its haircut back.

00:20:23.473 --> 00:20:26.894
(CHUCKLES) Actually, the numbers
on his hair are huge.

00:20:26.977 --> 00:20:29.688
And his face and his smile. (GIGGLES)

00:20:30.230 --> 00:20:32.608
You should give your head
a pat on the back.

00:20:32.691 --> 00:20:33.859
Way to go, head.

00:20:33.942 --> 00:20:36.069
-ELEANOR: Ooh!
-She oughta be committed.

00:20:36.153 --> 00:20:39.031
Oh, I am. Totally committed.

00:20:42.284 --> 00:20:45.370
What if we shoot B-roll
of everyone cooking in the parking lot,

00:20:45.454 --> 00:20:48.582
and we do a whole "Is there salmonella
at the tailgate" kinda thing?

00:20:48.665 --> 00:20:51.710
-Go on.
-Uh, or, uh, face paint.

00:20:52.336 --> 00:20:53.629
Uh, on fans' faces.

00:20:54.046 --> 00:20:56.632
"Is it poisoning fans? Find out at 11:00."

00:20:56.715 --> 00:20:59.635
-Face paint isn't poisonous.
-Yeah. And we'll tell them that at 11:00.

00:21:00.052 --> 00:21:02.971
Good. That doesn't totally suck.

00:21:03.055 --> 00:21:05.974
All right, people, I just want you
to focus on what's important. Okay?

00:21:06.058 --> 00:21:08.477
And that's fourth place. All right?

00:21:08.560 --> 00:21:10.479
Oh, I'm sorry, are we keeping you?

00:21:10.562 --> 00:21:11.980
I hope you're not running anywhere

00:21:12.064 --> 00:21:15.150
without re-editing that pumpkin debacle
for the 7:00 p.m. show.

00:21:16.193 --> 00:21:17.236
Thank you.

00:21:17.319 --> 00:21:18.320
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

00:21:19.071 --> 00:21:22.407
(SIGHS) Can't we do better
than face paint and salmonella?

00:21:22.491 --> 00:21:24.409
Yeah. Let's make it E. coli.

00:21:24.493 --> 00:21:28.288
Come on, Mack. I'm serious. If we found
some stories that were inspiring,

00:21:28.372 --> 00:21:30.290
we could light a fire under this place.

00:21:30.374 --> 00:21:32.209
I can't afford to lose this job.

00:21:35.045 --> 00:21:36.088
(SIGHS)

00:21:41.093 --> 00:21:42.636
-Me again!
-(YELPS)

00:21:43.262 --> 00:21:45.138
-It's me, Eleanor.
-This is getting...

00:21:45.222 --> 00:21:47.432
-Okay, okay.
-I'm your Fairy Godmother.

00:21:47.516 --> 00:21:49.059
Just back off, lady!

00:21:49.142 --> 00:21:51.103
I know what you're thinking,
and it's true.

00:21:51.186 --> 00:21:53.105
Most Fairy Godmothers are a lot older.

00:21:53.188 --> 00:21:55.983
If you can overlook my youth
and your total lack of experience,

00:21:56.066 --> 00:21:59.444
you'll find I have a real can-do attitude
that's gonna take us very, very far.

00:21:59.528 --> 00:22:01.947
-I will call 911.
-Oh, I'll show you.

00:22:02.948 --> 00:22:05.450
No. Please wait. No, please don't.
I have kids.

00:22:06.869 --> 00:22:07.870
(SPEAKING LATIN)

00:22:10.289 --> 00:22:12.332
MACKENZIE: (EXCLAIMS) Huh?

00:22:13.709 --> 00:22:16.336
-Oh!
-(GASPS)

00:22:17.337 --> 00:22:18.714
(GASPS AND GRUNTS)

00:22:20.716 --> 00:22:21.758
(GASPS)

00:22:22.551 --> 00:22:23.760
What just happened?

00:22:23.844 --> 00:22:26.054
I was trying for a ball gown.

00:22:26.138 --> 00:22:29.433
It's not my best work,
but at least it's weather appropriate?

00:22:30.142 --> 00:22:33.687
Oh, my God, it's happening.
I'm finally losing my mind.

00:22:33.770 --> 00:22:37.024
Don't be silly. This is magic?

00:22:38.567 --> 00:22:41.403
Yo, Mack, what's the occasion?

00:22:41.486 --> 00:22:43.739
Wait, Ray, you can see this?

00:22:43.822 --> 00:22:45.824
Uh, it's kinda hard to miss.

00:22:47.659 --> 00:22:48.702
You look hot.

00:22:49.578 --> 00:22:52.206
You're not supposed to say
that kinda thing in the workplace.

00:22:52.289 --> 00:22:54.791
I mean, your face is all red and sweaty.

00:22:55.459 --> 00:22:58.003
Oh, my God, he saw it. It's real.

00:22:58.086 --> 00:22:59.421
Of course it is.

00:22:59.505 --> 00:23:01.215
Now, do you have a carriage here,

00:23:01.298 --> 00:23:03.425
or shall we hitch a ride
in someone else's pumpkin?

00:23:04.384 --> 00:23:06.220
-Shh, that's Grant, my boss.
-What...

00:23:06.303 --> 00:23:08.096
-He can't see me like this!
-Oh!

00:23:08.180 --> 00:23:09.181
Why?

00:23:09.264 --> 00:23:11.725
MACKENZIE: Because you poofed me
into a sleeping bag.

00:23:12.726 --> 00:23:13.727
(CAR ALARM CHIRPS)

00:23:15.270 --> 00:23:16.897
-(ALARM BEEPING)
-(BRAKES SCREECHING)

00:23:18.774 --> 00:23:20.943
-Okay, don't press. Can you...
-What is that?

00:23:21.026 --> 00:23:22.903
-Hang on...
-MAN ON RADIO: 96.1 Classic Radio...

00:23:22.986 --> 00:23:23.987
Who's talking?

00:23:24.071 --> 00:23:26.198
-(BEEPING)
-(TIRES SCREECHING)

00:23:26.281 --> 00:23:27.366
-Just... Okay.
-(SCREAMS)

00:23:27.449 --> 00:23:28.659
It looks like me!

00:23:28.742 --> 00:23:30.536
Yeah... Oh, my God. Okay, listen.

00:23:30.619 --> 00:23:32.913
I'm gonna drop you at the South Station,

00:23:32.996 --> 00:23:35.332
and you can get on a Greyhound

00:23:35.415 --> 00:23:37.668
and head back
to wherever it is you came from.

00:23:37.751 --> 00:23:39.419
What... Did you say a greyhound?

00:23:39.503 --> 00:23:40.921
Yeah, a Greyhound bus.

00:23:41.421 --> 00:23:44.091
-They're turning greyhounds into buses?
-Uh...

00:23:44.174 --> 00:23:47.594
-Typically, they just become footmen.
-(FESTIVE MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO)

00:23:47.678 --> 00:23:50.180
Actually, they would be
faster than a pumpkin.

00:23:50.264 --> 00:23:52.349
-(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO)
-Okay. Stop! Stop.

00:23:52.683 --> 00:23:54.810
Don't you have somewhere else
that you can go?

00:23:54.893 --> 00:23:56.937
No. Not locally.

00:23:57.437 --> 00:24:00.482
Oh, Except for those lovely princes
in the alley

00:24:00.566 --> 00:24:02.025
said that I could stay with them,

00:24:02.109 --> 00:24:04.820
as long as I didn't mind
sharing knitting needles.

00:24:04.903 --> 00:24:05.904
Okay.

00:24:05.988 --> 00:24:08.198
-(FESTIVE MUSIC RESUMES PLAYING)
-All right. Here...

00:24:08.282 --> 00:24:10.701
Take this money
and just get yourself something to eat.

00:24:10.784 --> 00:24:13.036
Oh, thank you. I am really hungry.

00:24:15.372 --> 00:24:18.292
-Oh, it's hard and thin.
-Wait, stop! Spit it out!

00:24:18.375 --> 00:24:20.210
Spit it. Ew.

00:24:20.294 --> 00:24:23.463
No, this is money.
Then you can go and stay in a hotel.

00:24:23.839 --> 00:24:26.675
I'm sorry, but you have to go.

00:24:28.677 --> 00:24:29.720
ELEANOR: What...

00:24:29.803 --> 00:24:31.096
MACKENZIE: Out you go.

00:24:32.139 --> 00:24:33.182
Wait.

00:24:35.142 --> 00:24:36.685
What about your dearest wish?

00:24:36.768 --> 00:24:39.813
(SIGHS) What dearest wish?
What are you talking about?

00:24:50.616 --> 00:24:51.617
See?

00:24:52.826 --> 00:24:53.994
Where did you get this?

00:24:54.745 --> 00:24:57.497
Well, you sent it to me when you were ten.

00:25:16.808 --> 00:25:17.851
(ELEANOR GRUNTS)

00:25:20.312 --> 00:25:22.439
Why have we stopped at this hovel?

00:25:22.523 --> 00:25:24.733
Shouldn't we proceed directly
to the castle?

00:25:24.816 --> 00:25:26.860
-(SIGHS) This is the castle. I live here.
-(CAR HONKS)

00:25:26.944 --> 00:25:29.154
Real estate prices must be
much more expensive in Boston

00:25:29.238 --> 00:25:30.656
than they are in Motherland.

00:25:30.739 --> 00:25:33.075
Hey. You can stay for one night.

00:25:36.286 --> 00:25:38.872
Oh, something has my gown.

00:25:38.956 --> 00:25:40.916
You are not meeting my kids.

00:25:40.999 --> 00:25:43.877
Can't you just puff yourself
an igloo or something?

00:25:43.961 --> 00:25:46.463
(CHUCKLES) Oh, ice castle construction?

00:25:46.547 --> 00:25:48.423
(CHUCKLES) Oh, I wish.

00:25:53.512 --> 00:25:55.514
You're putting me in the dungeon?

00:26:04.439 --> 00:26:06.483
-Not a dungeon.
-Huh?

00:26:07.234 --> 00:26:08.902
MACKENZIE: It's a basement.

00:26:12.489 --> 00:26:14.992
-Stay here and be quiet.
-Got it.

00:26:16.285 --> 00:26:17.870
Okay. Get me out of this.

00:26:17.953 --> 00:26:18.954
Right.

00:26:19.913 --> 00:26:20.956
Of course.

00:26:22.332 --> 00:26:24.418
Here we go. (SPEAKING LATIN)

00:26:25.335 --> 00:26:28.964
Funny story, I might not
quite remember how to poof you back.

00:26:31.758 --> 00:26:32.759
Great.

00:26:36.471 --> 00:26:37.472
Sorry.

00:26:37.973 --> 00:26:39.600
(DOOR CLOSES)

00:26:42.436 --> 00:26:43.437
(GRUNTS AND YELPS)

00:26:50.611 --> 00:26:51.612
(GRUNTS)

00:26:57.034 --> 00:26:58.035
(EXCLAIMS)

00:27:01.330 --> 00:27:03.790
(SINGING) This is the song you sing

00:27:03.874 --> 00:27:05.959
When you're in the dungeon

00:27:07.586 --> 00:27:11.632
This is the basement dungeon song you sing

00:27:12.382 --> 00:27:14.259
Police are not ruling out witchcraft

00:27:14.343 --> 00:27:17.971
in what is now being called
the Essex Pumpkin Cult Massacre.

00:27:18.514 --> 00:27:19.806
Coming up next, we're gonna show you

00:27:19.890 --> 00:27:21.892
-how to turn a pinecone...
-Hey.

00:27:21.975 --> 00:27:23.352
...into your favorite celebrity.

00:27:23.769 --> 00:27:24.770
Hey, Bingo.

00:27:25.229 --> 00:27:27.564
BARB: (ON TV) I know who mine is.
Chris Pine.

00:27:27.856 --> 00:27:30.901
Coming up later,
Mass General Neurosurgery Department...

00:27:30.984 --> 00:27:31.985
-(MACKENZIE EXCLAIMS)
-(THUD)

00:27:32.069 --> 00:27:33.987
...gets a new head,
and you won't believe his name.

00:27:34.071 --> 00:27:36.448
-Sorry I'm late. Again.
-Ryan Brain.

00:27:37.866 --> 00:27:41.537
Ah, I see everyone is still wide awake
and watching TV.

00:27:41.620 --> 00:27:43.539
Only thing that would make this better

00:27:43.622 --> 00:27:47.417
is if you'd had pizza for dinner
and you hadn't done your homework.

00:27:47.626 --> 00:27:50.629
Wow, it's like you've been here
with us this whole time.

00:27:50.712 --> 00:27:52.381
Well, the pizza had vegetables on it.

00:27:52.464 --> 00:27:54.508
MIA: We didn't eat them,
but they were there.

00:27:54.591 --> 00:27:56.260
(CHUCKLES) What are you wearing?

00:27:56.343 --> 00:27:59.429
-Um, it was for a story.
-Ah.

00:28:00.180 --> 00:28:01.557
Hey, how was your spelling test?

00:28:02.516 --> 00:28:04.560
-I failed.
-What?

00:28:04.643 --> 00:28:07.604
But I quizzed you on it last night.
You got 100%.

00:28:07.688 --> 00:28:11.233
So, you know that I know
the same thing as the people who got an A.

00:28:11.733 --> 00:28:14.361
-Ha, ha. Bed. Now.
-(GROANS)

00:28:14.444 --> 00:28:16.029
-Good night.
-MIA: Good night.

00:28:16.113 --> 00:28:18.949
-Good night, Bingo.
-Hey.

00:28:19.449 --> 00:28:20.993
-Hey.
-JANE: Mom.

00:28:21.076 --> 00:28:23.495
A middle-aged woman is on a rope
swinging over a river.

00:28:23.579 --> 00:28:26.915
I think everybody knows how
that's gonna end. How was your day?

00:28:26.999 --> 00:28:28.000
It was fine.

00:28:30.878 --> 00:28:33.463
Mr. Clancy wants her to sing a solo
for show choir.

00:28:33.547 --> 00:28:35.424
-Paula.
-Well, it's exciting.

00:28:35.507 --> 00:28:37.176
But you're not in show choir.

00:28:37.259 --> 00:28:41.096
No, but Kent Buckus is. Only he got mono.

00:28:41.180 --> 00:28:44.308
Now, half the choir's out sick,
including Kim Murphy.

00:28:44.391 --> 00:28:49.897
So, now Mr. Clancy wants me to
sing Kim's solo at the parade next week.

00:28:49.980 --> 00:28:50.981
What parade?

00:28:51.440 --> 00:28:53.317
The big holiday parade downtown.

00:28:53.567 --> 00:28:55.569
Did you tell him you don't wanna do it?

00:28:57.529 --> 00:28:59.656
Yeah, I'm going to. It's a dumb idea.

00:29:00.699 --> 00:29:04.161
Uh... Look, it's not a dumb idea.

00:29:04.244 --> 00:29:06.538
It's just... They'd be lucky to have you.

00:29:06.622 --> 00:29:08.498
There's a reason
you didn't join show choir.

00:29:08.582 --> 00:29:10.959
Yeah, I know. It's fine.
Forget it. I'm going to bed.

00:29:11.502 --> 00:29:13.086
-PAULA: Night, babe.
-Night.

00:29:13.587 --> 00:29:15.297
MACKENZIE: Good night. I love you.

00:29:16.757 --> 00:29:17.883
(SIGHS)

00:29:17.966 --> 00:29:19.468
I bet when Beyoncé was young,

00:29:19.551 --> 00:29:22.221
her mother used to encourage her
in exactly the same way.

00:29:27.100 --> 00:29:30.854
Did Beyoncé hyperventilate so badly
in her eighth-grade talent show

00:29:30.938 --> 00:29:32.981
that she passed out and cracked a rib?

00:29:33.065 --> 00:29:34.525
In seventh grade, it was hives.

00:29:34.608 --> 00:29:37.027
She scratched those scabs
so badly they got infected,

00:29:37.110 --> 00:29:39.238
I had to take her
to the hospital at 2:00 a.m.

00:29:39.321 --> 00:29:41.865
She had a fever of 103.
Doctor said she could have got sepsis.

00:29:41.949 --> 00:29:44.076
If you ever get sick of your job
as a TV producer,

00:29:44.159 --> 00:29:45.994
you could become a motivational speaker.

00:29:46.078 --> 00:29:48.497
Sixth grade, she projectile vomited
before she got onstage.

00:29:48.580 --> 00:29:51.291
Every time she goes to perform,
it's a complete disaster.

00:29:51.375 --> 00:29:53.168
She ends up totally crushed.

00:29:53.252 --> 00:29:54.378
You sound like Mom.

00:29:54.461 --> 00:29:56.046
Well, Mom has common sense.

00:29:56.839 --> 00:29:58.423
Mom didn't raise Beyoncé.

00:30:17.150 --> 00:30:18.235
Oh! (CHUCKLES SOFTLY)

00:30:25.534 --> 00:30:26.535
What are you doing?

00:30:27.035 --> 00:30:28.120
Oh.

00:30:28.203 --> 00:30:30.664
-Is this your true love?
-Not anymore.

00:30:30.998 --> 00:30:33.000
What? What do you mean?

00:30:33.083 --> 00:30:35.752
Step three says
that you find your true love

00:30:35.836 --> 00:30:37.462
and you live happily ever after.

00:30:38.213 --> 00:30:39.965
Well, we did live happily.

00:30:41.925 --> 00:30:43.677
(SIGHS) But life
isn't always a fairy tale.

00:30:44.178 --> 00:30:47.764
Sometimes people grow
or change or get divorced

00:30:47.848 --> 00:30:50.100
or fall out of love
or run off and join a cult

00:30:50.184 --> 00:30:52.811
or fall in love
with a skinny Pilates instructor.

00:30:53.187 --> 00:30:55.772
Life isn't as simple
as "happily ever after."

00:30:56.523 --> 00:30:57.524
But it has to be.

00:30:57.608 --> 00:31:00.652
I came all this way to help you
find your heart's desire.

00:31:00.736 --> 00:31:03.113
My heart's desire now
would be a clean house

00:31:03.197 --> 00:31:07.326
and maybe the eyebrows that I had
before I started stress plucking.

00:31:09.203 --> 00:31:11.371
That's the saddest thing I've ever heard.

00:31:13.665 --> 00:31:14.708
What happened...

00:31:15.417 --> 00:31:18.712
What happened to the little girl
that wrote me this letter?

00:31:20.547 --> 00:31:21.965
I guess she grew up.

00:31:22.382 --> 00:31:24.009
Do you want me to make your bed?

00:31:25.010 --> 00:31:26.428
No, I already did it.

00:31:31.767 --> 00:31:33.769
Don't root around in any of my boxes.

00:31:34.186 --> 00:31:36.104
All right. Good night.

00:31:43.111 --> 00:31:44.363
No, thank you.

00:31:45.948 --> 00:31:46.949
(DOOR CLOSES)

00:32:13.100 --> 00:32:14.852
(BIRDS CHIRPING)

00:32:16.478 --> 00:32:19.106
AGNES: Uh-oh, kids, here comes Moira.

00:32:19.189 --> 00:32:23.026
-(MOIRA CLEARS THROAT)
-Pretending like everything's still fine.

00:32:23.110 --> 00:32:25.404
Let us open our texts, shall we?

00:32:27.447 --> 00:32:31.034
Now, the role of a Fairy Godmother is...

00:32:36.582 --> 00:32:37.583
(ALARM BUZZING)

00:32:45.883 --> 00:32:46.884
(ALARM STOPS)

00:33:00.147 --> 00:33:01.148
(YAWNS)

00:33:01.773 --> 00:33:02.774
(GASPS)

00:33:02.858 --> 00:33:05.027
-Good morning, friend.
-How did you get in here?

00:33:05.110 --> 00:33:08.655
Oh, hey, now they look just great.
Like two little fox tails.

00:33:08.739 --> 00:33:09.823
-MACKENZIE: What?
-(CHUCKLES)

00:33:12.910 --> 00:33:15.245
(GASPS) What have you done to my eyebrows?

00:33:17.581 --> 00:33:19.458
What have you done to my house?

00:33:19.541 --> 00:33:20.876
(CHUCKLES)

00:33:22.461 --> 00:33:23.795
Last night, I did some thinking.

00:33:23.879 --> 00:33:25.881
I know you don't believe
in happily ever after,

00:33:25.964 --> 00:33:27.090
but that's why I'm here.

00:33:27.174 --> 00:33:30.385
And if we're going to find it for you,
you'll need a castle.

00:33:30.469 --> 00:33:32.304
The hovel won't work.

00:33:32.387 --> 00:33:34.681
You turned it into Medieval Times.

00:33:34.765 --> 00:33:36.016
I know, right?

00:33:36.099 --> 00:33:37.100
(GRUNTING)

00:33:40.562 --> 00:33:41.563
-Oh...
-(PIG GRUNTING)

00:33:43.815 --> 00:33:45.901
Oh, my God, Bingo?

00:33:45.984 --> 00:33:47.861
Bingo, is that you? (GASPS)

00:33:48.445 --> 00:33:50.072
You turned my dog into a pig?

00:33:50.155 --> 00:33:52.032
Technically, he's a piglet.

00:33:52.115 --> 00:33:54.284
I was trying for a woodland creature

00:33:54.368 --> 00:33:56.954
to help out with
all this housework, obviously,

00:33:57.037 --> 00:33:58.789
but then the spell got away from me.

00:33:58.872 --> 00:34:01.333
You need to put everything back
exactly the way that it was.

00:34:01.416 --> 00:34:03.377
I'm serious. I don't want a castle.

00:34:03.460 --> 00:34:06.213
I really don't want my kids
finding out I have a Fairy Godmother.

00:34:07.714 --> 00:34:10.050
Oh. (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) Hi, girls.

00:34:11.134 --> 00:34:12.135
Oh!

00:34:12.636 --> 00:34:13.679
Hi.

00:34:13.762 --> 00:34:14.763
(GRUNTING)

00:34:16.056 --> 00:34:18.058
-Huh? Bingo?
-(DOOR CLOSES)

00:34:18.141 --> 00:34:19.935
PAULA: Who wants bagels?

00:34:20.018 --> 00:34:22.187
Whoa, what did you do to your house?

00:34:23.105 --> 00:34:26.358
Whoa! (CHUCKLES)
What did you do to your eyebrows?

00:34:26.441 --> 00:34:27.943
Mom has a Fairy Godmother.

00:34:28.026 --> 00:34:31.405
No, uh, Eleanor is a set decorator
from the station.

00:34:31.488 --> 00:34:32.906
-(ANIMAL CHITTERING)
-(ALL SCREAM)

00:34:32.990 --> 00:34:35.325
-ELEANOR: (GASPS) There you are!
-(CHITTERS)

00:34:35.409 --> 00:34:36.702
Where have you been?

00:34:36.785 --> 00:34:38.453
(GIRLS SCREAM)

00:34:38.537 --> 00:34:41.582
Oh, it's okay.
He's just here to help with the housework.

00:34:42.207 --> 00:34:45.085
Oh, right. Does he do laundry as well?

00:34:45.169 --> 00:34:48.463
I'd keep him away
from your clothes. (CHUCKLES)

00:34:49.381 --> 00:34:51.508
Raccoons are best for light work.

00:34:51.592 --> 00:34:53.468
-They're very good with brooms...
-(CHITTERS)

00:34:54.261 --> 00:34:56.763
Uh, dusting and sweeping.

00:34:59.224 --> 00:35:01.560
How did you just do that with the broom?

00:35:01.643 --> 00:35:05.230
Magic. Levitation is something
I've really been working on.

00:35:05.314 --> 00:35:07.858
-Can you magic me a new iPad?
-ELEANOR: Sure.

00:35:10.360 --> 00:35:12.779
(CHUCKLES) One eye patch, as requested.

00:35:12.863 --> 00:35:15.490
Wait, can we just take it back to the fact

00:35:15.574 --> 00:35:18.577
that there is a raccoon
sweeping your kitchen?

00:35:18.702 --> 00:35:20.245
-MACKENZIE: Mmm-hmm.
-(CHITTERING)

00:35:20.329 --> 00:35:22.206
ELEANOR: His name is Gary, by the way.

00:35:23.207 --> 00:35:24.208
You know what?

00:35:24.291 --> 00:35:27.252
I don't understand what's going on,
but, uh, it's going on Facebook.

00:35:27.336 --> 00:35:30.088
Uh, are you crazy?
They'll cart us off to a rubber room.

00:35:30.172 --> 00:35:33.509
To be honest,
I'm not really supposed to be here either.

00:35:33.592 --> 00:35:36.762
(GROANS) If my headmistress Moira,
back at the Motherland,

00:35:36.845 --> 00:35:38.472
found out about this...
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

00:35:38.555 --> 00:35:40.182
Oof! It'd be a disaster.

00:35:40.724 --> 00:35:42.976
Right. We don't want
her Fairy Godmother boss

00:35:43.060 --> 00:35:45.062
back at the Motherland to find out.

00:35:45.145 --> 00:35:47.773
-PAULA: Uh-huh.
-So, Eleanor's gonna go back today, right?

00:35:47.856 --> 00:35:49.775
-Right. Eleanor's gonna... Wait. What?
-(GARY SNEEZES)

00:35:49.858 --> 00:35:52.277
No, I can't leave until I help you.

00:35:52.361 --> 00:35:54.154
I don't... (LOUDLY) ...need any help!

00:35:54.238 --> 00:35:55.239
Are you kidding?

00:35:55.322 --> 00:35:57.908
All you do is complain
about how stressed you are.

00:35:57.991 --> 00:36:00.410
-She's always tired.
-And grumpy.

00:36:00.827 --> 00:36:03.997
No, that is not totally true.

00:36:04.289 --> 00:36:05.290
Is it?

00:36:05.916 --> 00:36:06.917
Uh...

00:36:07.000 --> 00:36:10.462
So, she can stay? Please, please!

00:36:10.546 --> 00:36:12.631
-Please, Mom.
-Please.

00:36:12.714 --> 00:36:14.675
-(MACKENZIE SIGHS)
-Please! Please!

00:36:14.758 --> 00:36:16.635
-Okay.
-(CHUCKLES)

00:36:16.718 --> 00:36:19.763
MACKENZIE: Okay, you guys have gotta
get to school, and I gotta get to work.

00:36:19.847 --> 00:36:22.850
And... Are you gonna
be okay here by yourself?

00:36:22.933 --> 00:36:25.727
Oh, sure. Gary and I can work on a moat.

00:36:26.436 --> 00:36:28.564
You know,
maybe you can come to work with me...

00:36:28.647 --> 00:36:31.859
-Oh!
-...but first fix my eyebrows, please.

00:36:31.984 --> 00:36:35.737
COMMENTATOR: Welcome
to the Cold War Classic.

00:36:36.196 --> 00:36:40.492
The Boston Bruins
versus the Golden Knights.

00:36:40.701 --> 00:36:44.162
Go, Bruins!

00:36:44.246 --> 00:36:45.998
-(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
-(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

00:36:53.589 --> 00:36:56.508
Here. Put this on and try to fit in.

00:36:57.759 --> 00:37:00.137
If you do any magic,
I'll lock you in the trunk.

00:37:02.598 --> 00:37:03.599
Hey, guys.

00:37:04.224 --> 00:37:06.393
Ah, look who's here.

00:37:06.476 --> 00:37:07.769
Yeah, guys, sorry I'm late.

00:37:07.853 --> 00:37:11.315
It was a crazy day.
This is my cousin, Eleanor.

00:37:11.398 --> 00:37:12.649
Oh, I'm actually her Fairy...

00:37:12.733 --> 00:37:16.111
Favorite cousin. She's visiting,
and so I said she could tag along.

00:37:16.987 --> 00:37:19.740
Ah. Hiya, I'm Duff, on camera.

00:37:20.199 --> 00:37:23.202
Duff Oncamera. What a lovely name.

00:37:23.285 --> 00:37:25.913
Oh, wow. Look at all this stuff.

00:37:25.996 --> 00:37:27.748
You must have the strength of a giant

00:37:27.831 --> 00:37:30.834
and the brains of a wizard
to be in charge of all this.

00:37:30.918 --> 00:37:32.419
Nice to meet you. I'm Hugh Prince.

00:37:32.503 --> 00:37:33.504
(GASPS)

00:37:35.589 --> 00:37:37.007
(WHISPERS) Prince. (GASPS)

00:37:38.383 --> 00:37:40.469
I like your costume.
You must be a huge fan.

00:37:40.552 --> 00:37:41.553
(INDISTINCT CHEERING)

00:37:41.637 --> 00:37:43.514
MAN 1: Go, Bruins!
MAN 2: You go, baby! You go!

00:37:43.597 --> 00:37:45.224
Yes. Go, Brains!

00:37:45.307 --> 00:37:46.642
Bruins.

00:37:46.767 --> 00:37:48.685
-Hmm?
-Bruins.

00:37:49.061 --> 00:37:51.813
-Bruins. (CHUCKLES)
-Bruins. (CHUCKLES) So funny.

00:37:52.523 --> 00:37:53.774
I like her already.

00:37:56.693 --> 00:37:59.071
-You sure you don't need any help?
-DUFF: Thanks.

00:37:59.154 --> 00:38:01.323
But dealing with this camera
is literally my job.

00:38:01.406 --> 00:38:03.659
-Hmm.
-What do you do?

00:38:03.742 --> 00:38:05.953
Oh, I help people find
their happily ever after.

00:38:06.411 --> 00:38:09.039
-You must be from California.
-Hmm.

00:38:14.002 --> 00:38:17.631
I was thinkin' we could do a story about
the organization's effort to recycle.

00:38:17.714 --> 00:38:19.800
They're leading the way
for households...

00:38:19.883 --> 00:38:20.884
We could do that.

00:38:20.968 --> 00:38:23.929
Next month, we'll be living
in a storm drain, drinking sewer water

00:38:24.012 --> 00:38:25.556
and eating roadkill to survive,

00:38:25.639 --> 00:38:27.140
because Grant would've fired us.

00:38:27.224 --> 00:38:29.393
There are some guys
having an eating contest,

00:38:29.476 --> 00:38:32.604
shoving chili dogs down their masks,
which can be pretty gross.

00:38:32.688 --> 00:38:34.606
Yeah, and if we get lucky
and someone chokes,

00:38:34.690 --> 00:38:36.567
we could even do a story on killer chili.

00:38:36.650 --> 00:38:37.985
We could only dream.

00:38:38.068 --> 00:38:41.071
Meantime, I'll go look
for people eating undercooked wings.

00:38:41.154 --> 00:38:42.364
Great.

00:38:43.240 --> 00:38:45.242
-Go, Brains!
-(CHUCKLES)

00:38:45.325 --> 00:38:47.077
Oh, my Godmothers.

00:38:47.202 --> 00:38:50.205
(GASPS) That Hugh Prince
is so handsome and nice.

00:38:50.289 --> 00:38:53.625
And according to Duff, he's not living
happily ever after with anyone.

00:38:53.709 --> 00:38:55.586
Enough with the "happily ever after."

00:38:55.669 --> 00:38:57.337
I have to work, Eleanor, please.

00:38:58.172 --> 00:39:01.592
Why don't you help me?
Why don't you... Oh!

00:39:01.675 --> 00:39:03.427
You see these hot pots of chowder...

00:39:03.510 --> 00:39:05.429
-ELEANOR: Mmm-hmm.
-...all over the tailgate?

00:39:05.512 --> 00:39:09.474
Why don't you go try 'em and report back
and tell me which one is your favorite?

00:39:09.558 --> 00:39:11.393
Cauldrons of magical concoctions?

00:39:11.476 --> 00:39:12.853
-Yes!
-I won't let you down.

00:39:14.396 --> 00:39:15.397
Oh!

00:39:19.318 --> 00:39:20.444
Mmm!

00:39:25.073 --> 00:39:26.491
Mmm!

00:39:28.577 --> 00:39:29.620
(CHUCKLES)

00:39:32.289 --> 00:39:33.290
Mmm!

00:39:34.208 --> 00:39:35.250
(MUFFLED) Thank you.

00:39:35.501 --> 00:39:36.502
MAN: You're welcome.

00:39:40.047 --> 00:39:41.089
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

00:39:42.841 --> 00:39:44.843
Notify the Pulitzer Committee.

00:39:46.136 --> 00:39:48.055
-(ELEANOR BREATHING HEAVILY)
-Wait, is that...

00:39:48.138 --> 00:39:49.223
Is that Eleanor?

00:39:49.348 --> 00:39:50.349
(BREATHING HEAVILY)

00:39:50.891 --> 00:39:52.142
MACKENZIE: Eleanor?

00:39:52.226 --> 00:39:53.435
-Wait.
-HUGH: Hi.

00:39:53.519 --> 00:39:55.896
-Eleanor. Eleanor, is everything okay?
-ELEANOR: Hey.

00:39:55.979 --> 00:39:56.980
(MUFFLED) Oh, yes.

00:39:57.064 --> 00:39:59.149
-It's just a little hard to breathe.
-Oh, okay.

00:39:59.233 --> 00:40:01.151
-ELEANOR: Mmm-hmm.
-Is face paint poisonous?

00:40:01.235 --> 00:40:02.486
-No...
-MACKENZIE: Look at her!

00:40:02.569 --> 00:40:04.780
This is what I look like
after I have shellfish.

00:40:04.863 --> 00:40:06.406
-MACKENZIE: Oh.
-You had any seafood?

00:40:06.490 --> 00:40:10.202
Not really. Just six bowls of chowder
and 18 lobster rolls...

00:40:10.285 --> 00:40:11.286
DUFF: No.
HUGH: Oh...

00:40:11.370 --> 00:40:13.121
-DUFF: That's bad.
-I have this for later.

00:40:13.205 --> 00:40:14.248
-DUFF: No!
-No! Okay.

00:40:14.331 --> 00:40:16.625
There's an EpiPen in the van,
and we'll get the winner.

00:40:17.209 --> 00:40:19.586
(GASPING) It's really
getting hard to breathe now.

00:40:20.087 --> 00:40:22.756
-(GRUNTS) I got it.
-Oh, good.

00:40:23.298 --> 00:40:24.299
Okay.

00:40:25.259 --> 00:40:26.802
Uh, there's no instructions.

00:40:27.177 --> 00:40:31.098
I'm just gonna pop the cap off this, and
then, uh, jam the needle into your thigh.

00:40:31.181 --> 00:40:32.724
Needle? You said it was a pen?

00:40:32.808 --> 00:40:34.268
Eleanor, you need this!

00:40:34.351 --> 00:40:36.979
-ELEANOR: No, needle! No, no, no!
-Eleanor! Eleanor!

00:40:37.062 --> 00:40:39.147
(BOTH SHOUTING)

00:40:39.314 --> 00:40:40.816
Eleanor, you need this! Please!

00:40:40.899 --> 00:40:42.985
-No, needle!
-Look, there's a unicorn!

00:40:43.068 --> 00:40:44.361
-Where?
-(MACKENZIE GRUNTS)

00:40:45.070 --> 00:40:46.488
(SCREAMS) No!

00:40:46.572 --> 00:40:47.573
(SHOUTING IN LATIN)

00:40:49.032 --> 00:40:50.033
(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)

00:40:57.583 --> 00:41:00.169
Mayhem today outside the Bruins game.

00:41:00.252 --> 00:41:02.671
Channel 8's Hugh Prince was on the scene.

00:41:02.754 --> 00:41:05.799
All right, city officials tell us
no fireworks were planned

00:41:05.883 --> 00:41:08.760
and they have no explanation
for what's happening.

00:41:08.844 --> 00:41:10.888
However, local authorities believe

00:41:10.971 --> 00:41:15.350
the event may be caused
by an unusual weather phenomenon.

00:41:15.434 --> 00:41:18.020
And what about reports
that it might've been

00:41:18.103 --> 00:41:20.355
some sort of military space weapon?

00:41:20.856 --> 00:41:25.569
I have not heard about a space weapon.
Do you have a source for those reports?

00:41:25.652 --> 00:41:27.446
-No. But as soon as we do...
-Thanks, Barb.

00:41:27.529 --> 00:41:29.781
...you can bet
that we will update this story.

00:41:29.865 --> 00:41:30.908
Space weapon?

00:41:30.991 --> 00:41:32.868
Thank you, Hugh.
Please stay safe out there.

00:41:38.165 --> 00:41:39.166
(CAR HONKS)

00:41:39.708 --> 00:41:42.002
You mean well, but this isn't gonna work.

00:41:42.085 --> 00:41:44.922
What? No, it's only been one day.

00:41:45.005 --> 00:41:47.007
And my house looks like Game of Thrones,

00:41:47.090 --> 00:41:50.010
you turned my dog into a piglet,
you almost blew up the Bruins.

00:41:50.093 --> 00:41:52.012
Well, because you stabbed me.

00:41:52.095 --> 00:41:55.265
I saved your life.
Who eats that much seafood?

00:41:56.433 --> 00:41:57.559
Sharks!

00:41:57.643 --> 00:41:59.186
MACKENZIE: (SIGHS) It's late.

00:41:59.269 --> 00:42:01.939
You can stay one more night,
but you're gone in the morning.

00:42:02.981 --> 00:42:05.859
Meanwhile, events on the ice
are just as remarkable...

00:42:05.943 --> 00:42:07.069
Eleanor! Hi!

00:42:07.152 --> 00:42:11.114
The Golden Knights are losing
a whopping 12-0 in the second period.

00:42:11.198 --> 00:42:13.200
Your report is on every channel.

00:42:13.283 --> 00:42:15.869
Everybody's using your footage.
It's so cool.

00:42:15.953 --> 00:42:21.208
It's as if the magic in the sky
has put a spell on the Bruins' fortunes.

00:42:25.087 --> 00:42:27.256
(SPEAKING LATIN)

00:42:31.218 --> 00:42:32.594
(WHIRRING)

00:42:34.721 --> 00:42:36.348
(CLOCK CHIMING)

00:42:39.810 --> 00:42:41.353
-Kid?
-(SCREAMS)

00:42:42.688 --> 00:42:43.689
(BREATHING HEAVILY)

00:42:48.068 --> 00:42:49.278
Agnes?

00:42:50.571 --> 00:42:53.657
Hiya, kid, can you see me okay?

00:42:53.740 --> 00:42:54.908
Whoa!

00:42:55.784 --> 00:42:57.411
What is this?

00:42:57.494 --> 00:43:00.122
What? Haven't you ever heard of FaceTime?

00:43:00.205 --> 00:43:01.665
Oh, Agnes...

00:43:02.291 --> 00:43:04.376
Oh, I've missed you. Oh!

00:43:05.961 --> 00:43:07.629
It's so good to see you.

00:43:07.713 --> 00:43:10.591
Well, I wish I could say the same, kid,

00:43:10.674 --> 00:43:13.594
but word on the quad
is that Moira knows you're gone.

00:43:13.677 --> 00:43:17.222
-(GASPS)
-Yeah. And if she finds out

00:43:17.306 --> 00:43:20.767
that you're doing an assignment,
she'll go off her rocker.

00:43:21.059 --> 00:43:23.020
Oh, no. She loves her rocker.

00:43:23.103 --> 00:43:24.730
You need to come home.

00:43:25.147 --> 00:43:27.566
Well, I can't. I'm not done yet.

00:43:27.649 --> 00:43:29.276
Well, what's the holdup?

00:43:29.735 --> 00:43:30.736
Nothing.

00:43:31.987 --> 00:43:34.031
Mackenzie's not ten, for one thing.

00:43:34.114 --> 00:43:37.034
She's old, and she's got kids.

00:43:37.117 --> 00:43:40.704
And she says that
people run off with "piratis" instructors,

00:43:40.787 --> 00:43:42.456
which I think is how she says "pirates."

00:43:42.539 --> 00:43:46.668
And there's this prince named Hugh,
but she won't even consider him.

00:43:46.752 --> 00:43:48.879
She doesn't believe in happily ever after.

00:43:48.962 --> 00:43:50.506
Greta was right.

00:43:50.589 --> 00:43:52.257
-Sheesh!
-I know!

00:43:52.341 --> 00:43:55.177
Sounds like
she doesn't even believe in "happy."

00:43:56.678 --> 00:43:57.763
Agnes...

00:43:58.347 --> 00:43:59.640
I gotta go.

00:43:59.723 --> 00:44:01.892
I think I just figured out what to do.

00:44:01.975 --> 00:44:04.353
Well, okay, kid, but do it fast.

00:44:04.436 --> 00:44:07.105
You only have four days left.

00:44:07.189 --> 00:44:09.066
Right. Fast. Bye!

00:44:09.858 --> 00:44:12.236
Do I hang up? Or do you? Bye!

00:44:21.537 --> 00:44:22.955
(SCREAMS)

00:44:23.747 --> 00:44:26.708
Oh, good. You're awake, too.
I've got great news.

00:44:26.792 --> 00:44:29.962
I figured out why you're not interested
in happily ever after.

00:44:30.045 --> 00:44:31.755
(SIGHS) Because
it's a fairy tale construct

00:44:31.839 --> 00:44:34.341
that teaches people
that normal life is not enough?

00:44:34.424 --> 00:44:36.552
Because you need a makeover!

00:44:37.761 --> 00:44:42.140
Relax. You've made it quite clear
that you prefer dressing like a crone.

00:44:42.808 --> 00:44:44.601
I'm talking about a happiness makeover.

00:44:44.685 --> 00:44:47.938
I hit the books last night,
and you know what you never see?

00:44:48.021 --> 00:44:49.857
A grumpy princess.

00:44:50.566 --> 00:44:51.567
Right.

00:44:51.650 --> 00:44:55.404
You need that moment
where you dance through the town

00:44:55.487 --> 00:44:58.991
and you're singing to the animals
and all the villagers.

00:44:59.074 --> 00:45:03.078
Huh. Yeah, okay. Remind me
to add frolicking to my schedule.

00:45:03.537 --> 00:45:06.456
You need to do something nice
for yourself for once.

00:45:06.540 --> 00:45:09.918
I can't today. I have to go to the bank,
help the kids with the homework,

00:45:10.002 --> 00:45:12.004
fix the light
that's broken in the bathroom.

00:45:12.087 --> 00:45:14.673
That is what Gary is for. (LOUDLY) Gary!

00:45:14.756 --> 00:45:16.258
Bathroom light!

00:45:16.341 --> 00:45:18.677
-(CHITTERS)
-ELEANOR: And, kids, homework!

00:45:18.760 --> 00:45:19.761
(CHITTERS)

00:45:20.387 --> 00:45:23.015
Listen, Hugh told me
about this place downtown

00:45:23.098 --> 00:45:25.767
that is full of people,
places, and potions

00:45:25.851 --> 00:45:27.686
that are all designed to make you happy.

00:45:27.769 --> 00:45:29.855
There might even be someplace

00:45:29.938 --> 00:45:33.483
that could magically give you
the skin of a young maiden?

00:45:34.151 --> 00:45:35.152
Hmm?

00:45:36.111 --> 00:45:37.946
What about the kids? (CHUCKLES)

00:45:38.030 --> 00:45:42.576
I'm a Fairy Godmother.
I think I can handle a couple of kids.

00:45:42.659 --> 00:45:44.661
I suppose I have to go grocery shopping,

00:45:44.745 --> 00:45:47.831
but just please don't let them
stare at a screen all day.

00:45:47.915 --> 00:45:48.916
Okay.

00:45:56.006 --> 00:45:57.090
(GRUNTS)

00:46:07.309 --> 00:46:09.019
(CHEERFUL MUSIC PLAYING)

00:46:12.397 --> 00:46:13.398
Wow.

00:46:14.566 --> 00:46:15.984
So that's a-movie.

00:46:16.485 --> 00:46:18.278
What a wonderful a-movie.

00:46:25.452 --> 00:46:26.870
(SPEAKING LATIN)

00:46:28.997 --> 00:46:30.832
(MIA EXCLAIMS, CHUCKLES)

00:46:40.634 --> 00:46:41.635
Hello.

00:46:42.427 --> 00:46:43.679
Jane?

00:46:44.137 --> 00:46:45.889
-(GIRL SINGING OVER LAPTOP)
-Mia!

00:46:45.973 --> 00:46:47.099
(MIA GIGGLES)

00:46:47.182 --> 00:46:48.267
Mia, stop!

00:46:50.435 --> 00:46:53.313
Son of a butterscotch.
That is good. Who is that?

00:46:53.397 --> 00:46:54.898
-Nobody.
-It's her.

00:46:54.982 --> 00:46:57.901
That's you? Oh, my goodness!

00:46:58.527 --> 00:47:00.571
Oh! You're really talented.

00:47:01.446 --> 00:47:02.823
You really think so?

00:47:02.906 --> 00:47:04.074
If I sounded like that,

00:47:04.157 --> 00:47:06.535
I would just walk around
singing to everyone.

00:47:06.618 --> 00:47:09.872
On the street, in school, in forests,

00:47:09.955 --> 00:47:13.041
in castles, on trains,
in dells and meadows,

00:47:13.125 --> 00:47:16.003
those large moving metal staircases!

00:47:16.086 --> 00:47:18.422
-Electronic superstores...
-JANE: Yeah, we get it.

00:47:18.505 --> 00:47:20.048
-You'd sing a lot.
-(BOTH CHUCKLE)

00:47:20.132 --> 00:47:21.175
(CHUCKLES)

00:47:21.258 --> 00:47:22.426
Oh, yeah.

00:47:22.509 --> 00:47:24.511
Well, you should put on a concert.

00:47:26.013 --> 00:47:27.556
(SIGHS) She can't.

00:47:27.639 --> 00:47:30.767
She freaks out
if she has to sing in front of people.

00:47:30.851 --> 00:47:31.894
Really? Why?

00:47:31.977 --> 00:47:34.104
It doesn't matter why.
I don't wanna talk about it.

00:47:41.111 --> 00:47:45.032
I'm afraid I'm not able
to make your mom or Jane happy.

00:47:45.115 --> 00:47:46.742
Mom doesn't believe in "happy,"

00:47:46.825 --> 00:47:49.411
or crafts or Christmas.

00:47:49.494 --> 00:47:50.662
I knew it!

00:47:50.746 --> 00:47:53.624
She says to Aunt Paula,
"There's no point in believing in happy,

00:47:53.707 --> 00:47:55.792
"because just when you do,
somethin' comes along

00:47:55.876 --> 00:47:58.462
"and smashes it
right off the side of I-95."

00:47:58.545 --> 00:47:59.755
What does she mean?

00:47:59.838 --> 00:48:02.090
I think she's talking about
when my dad died.

00:48:03.091 --> 00:48:04.218
He died?

00:48:06.261 --> 00:48:07.304
Oh, no!

00:48:07.971 --> 00:48:09.056
No, no, no.

00:48:09.890 --> 00:48:12.726
I thought he just ran off
to teach skinny pirates.

00:48:14.269 --> 00:48:15.437
Uh...

00:48:15.521 --> 00:48:19.650
He was in a car wreck about
four years ago, just before Christmas,

00:48:19.733 --> 00:48:22.945
but we don't really talk about him
because everybody gets upset.

00:48:25.155 --> 00:48:27.449
He used to sing with Jane all the time.

00:48:33.455 --> 00:48:34.623
Oh, dear!

00:48:41.171 --> 00:48:44.591
-(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
-Wow. Look at you. (CHUCKLES)

00:48:46.718 --> 00:48:48.929
Mia, let's go get your sister.

00:48:49.012 --> 00:48:50.222
Okay!

00:48:52.349 --> 00:48:55.018
Thank you. Merry Christmas.
Have a nice day.

00:49:02.943 --> 00:49:04.987
HUGH: We'll just do the same routine.

00:49:05.070 --> 00:49:07.155
We've got, like,
45 minutes left or something.

00:49:07.239 --> 00:49:10.075
Do your thing with the tea,
like you did last year. That was so good.

00:49:10.158 --> 00:49:11.994
And, yeah, we'll head off.

00:49:13.620 --> 00:49:14.788
Give me a sec.

00:49:20.627 --> 00:49:21.628
Mackenzie?

00:49:24.214 --> 00:49:25.299
Hugh?

00:49:27.050 --> 00:49:30.679
Why are you dressed like Prince Charming?

00:49:30.762 --> 00:49:32.806
It's not Prince Charming.

00:49:32.890 --> 00:49:34.641
Did Eleanor put you up to this?

00:49:34.725 --> 00:49:36.226
Up to what?

00:49:36.310 --> 00:49:38.812
I, uh, like your hair, by the way.

00:49:39.605 --> 00:49:43.734
Today's the Boston Tea Party.
The Sons of Liberty never sleep.

00:49:43.817 --> 00:49:46.695
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY) You one of those weirdos
who dresses up for re-enactments?

00:49:46.778 --> 00:49:48.906
Samuel Adams. At your service.

00:49:49.448 --> 00:49:50.449
Oh.

00:49:51.200 --> 00:49:53.452
-Why?
-Civic duty, My Lady.

00:49:53.535 --> 00:49:55.871
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
Voting is a civic duty, but...

00:49:56.413 --> 00:49:57.998
Your trousers are very tight.

00:49:58.957 --> 00:50:01.251
(HESITATES) Yeah.

00:50:01.335 --> 00:50:03.086
Hey, you wanna come check it out?

00:50:03.712 --> 00:50:05.714
-No.
-Come on, it'll be fun. Join us.

00:50:05.797 --> 00:50:08.550
Definitely not, but I'll see you Monday.

00:50:08.634 --> 00:50:09.843
You're missing out.

00:50:10.427 --> 00:50:13.680
The Sons of Liberty get pretty wild.

00:50:14.848 --> 00:50:17.184
Ain't no party like a Tea Party.

00:50:17.726 --> 00:50:18.977
Uh-huh.

00:50:19.811 --> 00:50:21.271
Oh, what am I doing?

00:50:21.355 --> 00:50:22.689
(CHUCKLES)

00:50:27.819 --> 00:50:32.491
Okay, I'm going to sing.
And you're just gonna back me up.

00:50:32.574 --> 00:50:33.784
All right?

00:50:33.867 --> 00:50:34.868
Trust me.

00:50:34.952 --> 00:50:38.038
When I start singing,
nobody's gonna even notice you.

00:50:45.629 --> 00:50:46.630
(PLAYS FLUTE)

00:50:48.966 --> 00:50:50.133
(PLAYING CHEERFUL TUNE)

00:50:54.555 --> 00:50:58.100
(SINGING) Raindrops on roses
And whiskers on kittens

00:50:58.183 --> 00:51:00.185
This is awesome.

00:51:00.269 --> 00:51:04.147
Bright copper kettles
And warm woolen mittens

00:51:04.231 --> 00:51:07.442
Brown paper packages
Tied up with strings

00:51:07.526 --> 00:51:09.069
-(LAUGHTER)
-MAN: I'll pay you to stop.

00:51:09.152 --> 00:51:12.197
These are a few of my favorite things

00:51:12.823 --> 00:51:16.201
Cream-colored ponies
And crisp apple strudels

00:51:16.285 --> 00:51:19.830
Doorbells and sleigh bells
And schnitzel with noodles

00:51:19.913 --> 00:51:23.876
Wild geese that fly
With the moon on their wings

00:51:23.959 --> 00:51:27.546
-(STRUMMING)
-These are a few of my favorite things

00:51:28.463 --> 00:51:31.800
Girls in white dresses
With blue satin sashes

00:51:31.884 --> 00:51:35.470
Snowflakes that stay
On my nose and eyelashes

00:51:35.554 --> 00:51:39.183
Silver white winters
That melt into springs

00:51:39.266 --> 00:51:42.978
These are a few of my favorite things

00:51:43.353 --> 00:51:44.897
When the dog bites

00:51:44.980 --> 00:51:46.565
When the bee stings

00:51:46.648 --> 00:51:49.109
When I'm feeling sad

00:51:49.193 --> 00:51:50.194
Oh.

00:51:50.277 --> 00:51:53.906
ALL: (SINGING)
I simply remember my favorite things

00:51:53.989 --> 00:51:59.620
And then I don't feel so bad

00:51:59.703 --> 00:52:00.954
-(GASPS)
-ELEANOR: Oh.

00:52:01.038 --> 00:52:02.039
(LAUGHTER)

00:52:02.956 --> 00:52:04.208
WOMAN: Oh, that's not nice.

00:52:04.291 --> 00:52:05.626
WOMAN 2: That was a bit mean.

00:52:07.419 --> 00:52:10.589
(SINGING) Raindrops on roses
And whiskers on kittens

00:52:10.672 --> 00:52:14.218
ALL: (SINGING) Bright copper kettles
And warm woolen mittens

00:52:14.301 --> 00:52:17.638
Brown paper packages
Tied up with strings

00:52:17.721 --> 00:52:21.016
These are a few of my favorite things

00:52:21.099 --> 00:52:24.228
Cream-colored ponies
And crisp apple strudels

00:52:24.311 --> 00:52:27.356
Doorbells and sleigh bells
And schnitzel with noodles

00:52:27.439 --> 00:52:30.776
Wild geese that fly
With the moon on their wings

00:52:30.859 --> 00:52:34.196
These are a few of my favorite things

00:52:34.279 --> 00:52:36.073
When the dog bites

00:52:36.156 --> 00:52:37.783
When the bee stings

00:52:37.866 --> 00:52:40.369
When I'm feeling sad

00:52:40.452 --> 00:52:44.289
I simply remember my favorite things

00:52:44.373 --> 00:52:50.128
And then I don't feel so bad

00:52:50.212 --> 00:52:51.255
(CROWD CHEERING)

00:52:51.338 --> 00:52:52.381
ELEANOR: Thank you!

00:52:52.464 --> 00:52:54.716
I know. We were very good.

00:52:54.800 --> 00:52:56.176
MIA: Mom!

00:52:56.760 --> 00:52:57.886
Ooh, treasures.

00:52:57.970 --> 00:52:59.012
MIA: Mom!

00:52:59.096 --> 00:53:00.097
(BOTH LAUGH)

00:53:00.639 --> 00:53:02.683
Mom, you look amazing.

00:53:03.225 --> 00:53:04.393
Like a princess.

00:53:04.893 --> 00:53:06.186
Did you see Jane singing?

00:53:06.270 --> 00:53:07.604
I think Eleanor fixed me.

00:53:07.688 --> 00:53:10.732
I got hit in the face with a snowball,
and we sounded kind of terrible...

00:53:11.942 --> 00:53:13.110
But I didn't barf.

00:53:13.193 --> 00:53:14.862
And we got $6.

00:53:15.445 --> 00:53:17.197
And a chicken nugget.

00:53:17.281 --> 00:53:19.366
Well, I'm so glad that you had fun.

00:53:19.449 --> 00:53:21.493
Should we get home? I've got ice cream.

00:53:23.328 --> 00:53:26.999
Mom, look, can we get it, please?
I love it so much! Please.

00:53:27.082 --> 00:53:29.126
-You were wonderful.
-MIA: Please? Please...

00:53:31.086 --> 00:53:33.255
Please? Please, please?

00:53:33.338 --> 00:53:35.841
-Please?
-ELEANOR: Oh, please, please?

00:53:36.508 --> 00:53:39.094
MACKENZIE:
Gary, a little higher on the left.

00:53:39.178 --> 00:53:40.512
(CHITTERS)

00:53:40.596 --> 00:53:42.598
Gary? (SIGHS)

00:53:43.015 --> 00:53:44.766
-Gary, that's your right paw.
-(CHITTERS)

00:53:45.309 --> 00:53:47.686
Are raccoons usually this dismissive?

00:53:48.312 --> 00:53:50.522
City creatures
certainly have more attitude

00:53:50.606 --> 00:53:52.441
than those from the woodland realm.

00:53:52.524 --> 00:53:54.776
Would you prefer
I conjure a badger instead?

00:53:54.860 --> 00:53:57.279
-They tend to be more biddable creatures.
-(BICYCLE BELL RINGS)

00:53:57.362 --> 00:53:58.363
(CHITTERS)

00:53:58.447 --> 00:54:00.407
GIRL: Look! Hey, hey, on top!

00:54:00.490 --> 00:54:02.534
Uh, I think I'll talk to him first.

00:54:02.618 --> 00:54:04.244
GIRL 2: Is he hanging up the lights?

00:54:04.328 --> 00:54:06.788
ELEANOR: Gary? Did you hear me say,
"Do what you like"?

00:54:06.997 --> 00:54:09.082
MACKENZIE: Excuse me,
can you listen to me?

00:54:09.166 --> 00:54:11.585
GIRL 2: Is that lady talking to him?
ELEANOR: Don't embarrass me.

00:54:11.668 --> 00:54:13.962
Can you just hook that one
over the window?

00:54:14.046 --> 00:54:16.423
Gary, did I say to put the lights
in your mouth?

00:54:16.507 --> 00:54:17.508
(LAUGHTER)

00:54:17.591 --> 00:54:18.842
No! No, over the...

00:54:18.926 --> 00:54:19.927
-(THUD)
-CHILDREN: Oh! Ouch!

00:54:20.010 --> 00:54:23.972
ELEANOR: Fine. Put the lights in your
mouth and see what happens. (SCOFFS)

00:54:25.057 --> 00:54:27.643
I can't believe we're discussing
the work ethic of a raccoon.

00:54:27.726 --> 00:54:29.561
I don't know what's happening to me.

00:54:29.645 --> 00:54:32.564
Aw, you're starting to believe in magic,
aren't you?

00:54:33.190 --> 00:54:34.900
That ship has sailed.

00:54:38.195 --> 00:54:39.905
Mia told me what happened.

00:54:40.948 --> 00:54:43.659
I know your prince
didn't leave to teach pirates.

00:54:45.285 --> 00:54:46.578
I know he died.

00:54:51.250 --> 00:54:53.126
I'm so sorry, Mackenzie.

00:54:57.464 --> 00:55:02.427
Yeah, well, now you see why
I might have a problem with fairy tales.

00:55:02.511 --> 00:55:05.013
-(ALL LAUGHING & SINGING INDISTINCTLY)
-(PIG GRUNTING)

00:55:10.394 --> 00:55:11.395
(KNOCKING)

00:55:11.478 --> 00:55:12.563
Guys, come out!

00:55:13.772 --> 00:55:15.357
Oh, let's go!

00:55:18.527 --> 00:55:20.153
(GASPS) Ah!

00:55:20.737 --> 00:55:22.072
I love you and your kids,

00:55:22.155 --> 00:55:24.783
but if I have to untangle these lights,
I'm gonna lose my mind.

00:55:24.867 --> 00:55:26.785
(SCOFFS) You're losing your mind?

00:55:26.869 --> 00:55:28.871
I just watched a raccoon
hang these lights.

00:55:28.954 --> 00:55:30.914
Do you guys remember
that time that Dad went...

00:55:31.957 --> 00:55:32.958
ELEANOR: What?

00:55:33.041 --> 00:55:34.793
Oh, I would love to hear.

00:55:35.544 --> 00:55:38.714
The time that Dad set fire
to the Christmas tree with candles

00:55:38.797 --> 00:55:40.340
and the fire department came out.

00:55:41.008 --> 00:55:42.843
So embarrassing.

00:55:43.302 --> 00:55:45.554
-I don't remember that.
-JANE: You were too little.

00:55:46.597 --> 00:55:48.056
Okay, are we ready?

00:55:49.099 --> 00:55:50.309
(CLEARS THROAT)

00:55:51.351 --> 00:55:52.352
Blow.

00:55:57.024 --> 00:55:58.358
(ALL GASP)

00:55:59.359 --> 00:56:01.111
Oh, did you...

00:56:01.695 --> 00:56:02.821
MACKENZIE: Oh, wow!

00:56:08.744 --> 00:56:10.078
Wow!

00:56:12.664 --> 00:56:14.458
-MIA: (GIGGLES) Yay!
-Oh.

00:56:16.752 --> 00:56:18.170
-PAULA: Wow.
-(GARY CHITTERING)

00:56:28.222 --> 00:56:29.681
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)

00:56:30.265 --> 00:56:32.684
-(DOG BARKING)
-(GARY CHITTERING)

00:56:32.768 --> 00:56:34.561
ELEANOR: (SCREAMING) Gary!

00:56:36.480 --> 00:56:39.816
Rolling blackouts
continue to hit Boston tonight

00:56:39.900 --> 00:56:43.779
after a power grid was sabotaged
in the Charlestown neighborhood.

00:56:43.862 --> 00:56:47.074
Local children provided police
with a description

00:56:47.157 --> 00:56:50.244
of the individuals believed
to be responsible and...

00:56:51.119 --> 00:56:55.207
I am getting word now
that we have a sketch of the perpetrators.

00:57:04.758 --> 00:57:09.346
Anyone with additional information
is obviously encouraged (HESITATES)

00:57:09.429 --> 00:57:12.850
to phone our Channel 8 tip line.

00:57:13.475 --> 00:57:15.978
(GASPS) Look how magical it is!

00:57:16.061 --> 00:57:18.105
Eleanor, did you put a spell on Mom?

00:57:18.188 --> 00:57:21.024
Hey! Just 'cause I'm in a good mood?

00:57:21.108 --> 00:57:23.235
What time you wanna
get picked up today, Janie?

00:57:23.318 --> 00:57:24.736
3:45 for Aunt Paula?

00:57:24.820 --> 00:57:28.156
Actually, I need to
stay late for show choir.

00:57:28.240 --> 00:57:30.117
I've decided I'm gonna sing the solo.

00:57:30.200 --> 00:57:32.870
I know what you're gonna say,
but I think I can do it.

00:57:32.953 --> 00:57:34.204
Well, of course you can.

00:57:34.955 --> 00:57:36.331
You don't think I can do it.

00:57:36.415 --> 00:57:38.876
I love you.
I just know what happened last time.

00:57:38.959 --> 00:57:41.670
-And the time before.
-I'm doing this.

00:57:42.254 --> 00:57:44.089
Should be a fun ride to school.

00:57:44.173 --> 00:57:45.674
PAULA: Okay. Come on. Chop, chop.

00:57:46.008 --> 00:57:48.177
Really? Show choir?

00:57:48.468 --> 00:57:50.470
How are you not moving your mouth?

00:57:50.554 --> 00:57:51.889
I'm gonna kill you.

00:57:51.972 --> 00:57:53.223
-(CAR STARTS)
-ELEANOR: Hmm?

00:57:53.307 --> 00:57:54.600
Have fun!

00:57:54.683 --> 00:57:55.934
ELEANOR: (MUFFLED) Have fun!

00:57:56.560 --> 00:57:59.855
ELEANOR: Maybe we just brush out your hair
before you see Hugh Prince.

00:57:59.938 --> 00:58:00.981
Stop it!

00:58:01.064 --> 00:58:02.733
He's very handsome,
and he's charming,

00:58:02.816 --> 00:58:04.985
-and I just want you to look your best.
-(SHUSHES)

00:58:05.068 --> 00:58:06.236
Oh!

00:58:06.320 --> 00:58:08.238
-Oh, there you are.
-Hi!

00:58:08.322 --> 00:58:10.741
Got your go-bag. We got our assignment.

00:58:10.824 --> 00:58:12.367
Oh, give you one guess.

00:58:12.451 --> 00:58:14.286
Exclusive access to the NATO Summit?

00:58:14.369 --> 00:58:16.663
BOTH: Nope! Storm Watch!

00:58:16.747 --> 00:58:17.748
(VAN HONKS)

00:58:18.624 --> 00:58:19.625
(MACKENZIE GROANS)

00:58:20.834 --> 00:58:26.507
Oh, it's a carriage and a warrior?
Is it friendly? What are its powers?

00:58:26.590 --> 00:58:27.841
Eh...

00:58:27.966 --> 00:58:30.469
Four-wheel drive and studded snow tires.

00:58:33.305 --> 00:58:34.932
(MACKENZIE AND ELEANOR GRUNTING)

00:58:36.517 --> 00:58:39.770
CHOIR: (SINGING)
The hills are alive

00:58:39.853 --> 00:58:43.815
With the sound of music

00:58:43.899 --> 00:58:46.151
(ELEANOR VOCALIZING)

00:58:53.700 --> 00:58:54.868
(GIGGLES)

00:58:55.702 --> 00:58:58.622
How does Storm Watch work exactly?

00:58:58.705 --> 00:59:01.667
You see how delightful this is?
Everyone's happy and having fun?

00:59:01.750 --> 00:59:03.669
Oh, it's perfect. So idyllic.

00:59:03.752 --> 00:59:05.838
Well, we're gonna avoid
showing that at all costs.

00:59:06.338 --> 00:59:09.842
Grant wants us to focus on traffic chaos
and runaway snowplows.

00:59:09.925 --> 00:59:12.970
Or people fighting to the death
over canned food.

00:59:13.053 --> 00:59:17.307
Mack won a bottle of champagne last year
for coming up with "Snow way, José,"

00:59:17.391 --> 00:59:20.644
when the local Mexican restaurant
flooded from frozen pipes.

00:59:20.727 --> 00:59:24.314
Most of our job is coming up with puns
like, "Snow laughing matter,"

00:59:24.398 --> 00:59:26.108
or, "Snow end to the misery in sight."

00:59:26.191 --> 00:59:28.485
"Snow way out."
"No business like snow business."

00:59:28.569 --> 00:59:32.239
Unfortunately,
there's no, "Avalanche on Main Street,"

00:59:32.322 --> 00:59:35.993
or, "Death by snowball," so I guess
we'll go with the old tried and true,

00:59:36.076 --> 00:59:37.828
"Kids sledding on a hill" shot.

00:59:37.911 --> 00:59:41.415
(CLAPPING) Ooh!
Let's snow! That means, "Let's go."

00:59:41.498 --> 00:59:44.376
That was it. You got it, Eleanor!
Do you wanna give me a hand?

00:59:44.459 --> 00:59:46.086
Oh, no, thank you.

00:59:48.338 --> 00:59:51.550
-(CLOCK CHIMING)
-AGNES: Kid? Ya there? Whoo!

00:59:52.092 --> 00:59:54.428
Are they keeping you in a dungeon?

00:59:54.511 --> 00:59:56.680
No more fooling around.

00:59:57.014 --> 01:00:00.100
Moira is about to
cough up her cocoa back here.

01:00:00.475 --> 01:00:03.854
She's closing the portals
in two days' time.

01:00:04.605 --> 01:00:06.440
(KIDS CHEERING)

01:00:10.235 --> 01:00:11.653
Is here okay?

01:00:12.029 --> 01:00:13.572
-What do you think?
-MACKENZIE: Oh, uh...

01:00:13.655 --> 01:00:16.658
Can he back up a little?
I'd love him to be closer to the action.

01:00:16.742 --> 01:00:19.494
It looks so fun! Can we do it, too?

01:00:19.578 --> 01:00:21.580
Uh, I can't.
I'm setting up for a live shot.

01:00:21.663 --> 01:00:23.123
-HUGH: This?
-Yeah. That's perfect.

01:00:23.207 --> 01:00:24.374
-HUGH: All right.
-Yes.

01:00:25.000 --> 01:00:27.753
You know what? Actually,
there's a flying saucer in the trunk.

01:00:27.836 --> 01:00:29.505
-Go have some fun.
-(GIGGLES)

01:00:29.588 --> 01:00:31.131
MACKENZIE: Okay, we're set here.

01:00:48.440 --> 01:00:51.318
And we're live in three, two...

01:00:52.319 --> 01:00:56.406
Good evening, everyone. I'm Hugh Prince
reporting from the town of Marblehead.

01:00:56.490 --> 01:01:01.787
Now the blizzard means a flurry
of activity, and fun knows snow bounds.

01:01:08.460 --> 01:01:09.461
Oh, no.

01:01:09.545 --> 01:01:11.755
No, no, no, no. No.

01:01:11.839 --> 01:01:12.840
(SCREAMING)

01:01:17.636 --> 01:01:19.471
The forecast calls
for a foot of snow tonight.

01:01:19.555 --> 01:01:20.931
-Out of the way!
-But something

01:01:21.014 --> 01:01:23.892
tells me the children of Marblehead
won't be chilling out.

01:01:23.976 --> 01:01:26.812
They'll be laughing their sleds off!
Ahh!

01:01:26.895 --> 01:01:29.481
(ELEANOR CONTINUES SCREAMING)

01:01:32.818 --> 01:01:34.820
(REWINDING)

01:01:34.903 --> 01:01:37.155
They'll be laughing their sleds off!
Ahh!

01:01:37.239 --> 01:01:39.533
DUFF: This is why I never stop rolling.

01:01:41.159 --> 01:01:45.581
-(ELEANOR AND MACKENZIE EXCLAIM)
-That's a money shot right there.

01:01:46.790 --> 01:01:50.085
I'm so sorry, Mackenzie.
I really messed up.

01:01:50.169 --> 01:01:52.004
I really am very sorry.

01:01:52.087 --> 01:01:54.464
Yeah, no, I'll tell her.

01:01:55.841 --> 01:01:57.759
Yeah, yeah. All right. All right.

01:02:00.762 --> 01:02:02.723
Yeah, well, what you gonna do?

01:02:02.806 --> 01:02:05.642
Okay. Thanks. Talk to you tomorrow.

01:02:06.435 --> 01:02:08.020
Are we fired?

01:02:09.646 --> 01:02:13.233
The station's website
already has 200,000 hits.

01:02:13.692 --> 01:02:17.863
Grant says we're viral like
his aunt's chicken pox. But he's thrilled.

01:02:23.076 --> 01:02:24.661
We should celebrate!

01:02:28.790 --> 01:02:29.791
DUFF: Wow.

01:02:29.875 --> 01:02:31.543
That's one way.

01:02:32.085 --> 01:02:34.213
I'll go get us more of this elixir.

01:02:35.839 --> 01:02:38.217
-What is it called again?
-Lite beer.

01:02:38.300 --> 01:02:39.301
Lite beer.

01:02:39.384 --> 01:02:41.136
"LOL when the redhead wipes out."

01:02:41.220 --> 01:02:44.014
"I hate that doofus reporter,
but loved it when he got slammed."

01:02:44.097 --> 01:02:46.558
"Great seeing
those Channel 8 idiots get totaled."

01:02:46.642 --> 01:02:49.436
Our clip has 400,000 hits and climbing.

01:02:49.520 --> 01:02:50.521
Ouch!

01:02:50.604 --> 01:02:52.898
Well, here's to going viral together.

01:02:54.900 --> 01:02:57.069
For somebody
who takes himself so seriously,

01:02:57.152 --> 01:02:59.404
you don't seem
that upset about going viral.

01:02:59.488 --> 01:03:03.659
I knew it. You think
I'm boring and earnest, don't you?

01:03:03.742 --> 01:03:06.203
No, of course not, Samuel Adams.

01:03:06.286 --> 01:03:07.287
-(SCOFFS)
-(CHUCKLES)

01:03:10.541 --> 01:03:12.417
Okay, that... This is a game, too.

01:03:12.793 --> 01:03:13.877
Ooh.

01:03:13.961 --> 01:03:15.254
Good. Okay, that's cool.

01:03:16.088 --> 01:03:17.673
This is a very big wand.

01:03:18.423 --> 01:03:19.883
Pool cue. It's a pool cue.

01:03:20.843 --> 01:03:23.220
That's what that is.
I get it. I see the mix-up.

01:03:24.179 --> 01:03:25.180
(SNIFFS) Mmm.

01:03:27.057 --> 01:03:29.184
Ooh, what is this perfect potion?

01:03:29.268 --> 01:03:32.229
That's called a lemon drop.
And that is mine.

01:03:33.480 --> 01:03:34.731
Was mine.

01:03:36.400 --> 01:03:38.235
It really drops down.

01:03:39.611 --> 01:03:41.029
DUFF: Yeah. Okay.

01:03:41.113 --> 01:03:42.364
Did I win?

01:03:43.323 --> 01:03:44.366
We're gettin' there.

01:03:45.617 --> 01:03:46.618
(GASPS) Oh!

01:03:47.327 --> 01:03:50.247
Excuse me. Oh, no one's there.
(CHUCKLES)

01:03:51.456 --> 01:03:54.001
I never pictured you as a divorced guy.

01:03:54.084 --> 01:03:57.462
I know, it's impossible to think that
anyone would let all of this get away,

01:03:57.546 --> 01:03:59.089
but it happened.

01:03:59.173 --> 01:04:01.925
That's actually how I got
into the whole re-enactment stuff.

01:04:02.009 --> 01:04:04.261
My son, he loves it,
and we do it on our weekends.

01:04:04.386 --> 01:04:07.890
Oh. Now I feel terrible.
I didn't mean to call you a weirdo.

01:04:07.973 --> 01:04:08.974
It's fine.

01:04:09.057 --> 01:04:11.643
You know, one of the reasons
I wanted to come to Channel 8

01:04:11.727 --> 01:04:13.687
was 'cause I used to
hear about this hotshot

01:04:13.770 --> 01:04:16.398
that was getting her stories picked up
to the national level.

01:04:16.481 --> 01:04:18.942
I mean, I'm surprised
you're not running the joint.

01:04:19.484 --> 01:04:23.530
Actually, they did offer me the job,
but it was too soon after...

01:04:24.239 --> 01:04:26.867
Yeah, Duff told me
about your husband. I'm...

01:04:26.950 --> 01:04:28.952
Right, so I needed to focus on my girls,

01:04:29.036 --> 01:04:31.997
and they gave the job to Grant,
and here we are.

01:04:33.081 --> 01:04:34.291
I'm sorry, Mack.

01:04:34.666 --> 01:04:36.752
I'm sorry, too. Grant is an abomination.

01:04:36.835 --> 01:04:38.128
(CHUCKLES)

01:04:39.505 --> 01:04:42.007
What about you?
What's it like being divorced?

01:04:42.090 --> 01:04:45.552
Oh, it's... What can I say?
(HESITATES) It's lonely.

01:04:45.636 --> 01:04:47.596
Mmm, yeah, I get that.

01:04:48.597 --> 01:04:51.725
Sometimes, you just want somebody to,
you know, come over and...

01:04:53.227 --> 01:04:54.645
Shovel the driveway.

01:04:56.939 --> 01:04:59.775
(CHUCKLES) To shoveling the driveway.

01:04:59.858 --> 01:05:01.568
Shoveling the driveway.

01:05:03.320 --> 01:05:06.156
DUFF: Okay, I'll tell you what.
We'll line up a shot for you.

01:05:06.240 --> 01:05:07.241
You've got this.

01:05:07.324 --> 01:05:10.953
With your wand, the tip of it,
you hit the white one, hit the red one

01:05:11.036 --> 01:05:13.372
to go right into this pocket.
It's called a pocket.

01:05:13.455 --> 01:05:14.915
-Got it.
-DUFF: Ready?

01:05:14.998 --> 01:05:16.333
White, red, pocket.

01:05:16.750 --> 01:05:17.960
(GROANS)

01:05:18.043 --> 01:05:19.044
Ooh.

01:05:19.127 --> 01:05:21.338
Mother of fudge! Are you okay?

01:05:21.713 --> 01:05:24.758
DUFF: (GROANING)
Did I win? I think I won.

01:05:26.802 --> 01:05:29.304
(ELEANOR CHANTING IN LATIN)

01:05:32.015 --> 01:05:33.559
Oh, wow!

01:05:33.642 --> 01:05:35.018
(IN ENGLISH) I know, right?

01:05:35.394 --> 01:05:38.146
It took me a whole month
to learn that spell.

01:05:38.605 --> 01:05:40.023
But it was worth it.

01:05:44.444 --> 01:05:46.572
-You might be right about Hugh.
-Oh!

01:05:46.655 --> 01:05:51.702
I'm not saying he's my prince,
but he's kinda charming.

01:05:51.785 --> 01:05:54.830
-(GIGGLING) I knew it. He's handsome...
-Eleanor.

01:05:54.913 --> 01:05:57.875
I know you wanna help, but...

01:05:59.001 --> 01:06:01.879
I'm not quite sure
I'm ready for another fairy tale.

01:06:18.187 --> 01:06:20.230
AGNES: Eleanor, on the other hand,

01:06:20.314 --> 01:06:23.233
had spent her life
believing in fairy tales.

01:06:23.317 --> 01:06:26.987
Little did she know,
this one was about to come to an end.

01:06:27.070 --> 01:06:29.198
-(OPERA MUSIC PLAYING ON RECORDER)
-(HUMMING)

01:06:33.619 --> 01:06:35.287
(PANTING) Oh!

01:06:39.291 --> 01:06:40.459
(MUSIC STOPS)

01:06:40.542 --> 01:06:43.921
(PANTING) I'm not going
to ask you where Eleanor is.

01:06:44.421 --> 01:06:46.131
Because I know you won't tell me.

01:06:46.215 --> 01:06:48.592
Even if I did know, I wouldn't tell you.

01:06:48.675 --> 01:06:49.885
That's what I just said!

01:06:49.968 --> 01:06:53.263
Good! I'm glad
we're finally seeing eye to eye.

01:06:53.347 --> 01:06:55.641
Oh, Agnes, listen to me.

01:06:55.724 --> 01:07:00.771
I don't know exactly what she's up to,
but Eleanor is not going to save us.

01:07:00.854 --> 01:07:02.356
No one can.

01:07:02.981 --> 01:07:07.110
At midnight tomorrow, the Motherland
will close its doors for good.

01:07:07.194 --> 01:07:10.739
-Oh, that's a real shame!
-But that's not all.

01:07:10.822 --> 01:07:15.077
If Eleanor is not here,
she will be stripped of her magic.

01:07:15.160 --> 01:07:17.287
-Disenchantment?
-Yes!

01:07:17.913 --> 01:07:21.750
In all my years here,
I have never lost a student.

01:07:21.834 --> 01:07:24.419
And I am not about to lose one now!

01:07:24.503 --> 01:07:28.257
Even if I have to take drastic measures.

01:07:28.340 --> 01:07:29.550
So,

01:07:31.093 --> 01:07:37.015
if someone who loves Eleanor
happens to know where she is,

01:07:37.099 --> 01:07:42.187
now would be a good time to tell her
to get her fairy tail back here!

01:07:43.021 --> 01:07:45.023
I'm gonna go make a call

01:07:45.107 --> 01:07:48.110
that's not at all related
to this conversation.

01:07:48.193 --> 01:07:50.404
Ah. Hmm.

01:07:50.529 --> 01:07:52.948
GRANT: Are you kidding me? Oh, my God!

01:07:53.031 --> 01:07:55.617
Ladies and gentlemen,
we did it! Fourth place!

01:07:55.701 --> 01:07:57.202
-Hope to see you there.
-(STAFF CHEERING)

01:07:57.286 --> 01:07:58.996
-We've reached the top...
-See you later.

01:07:59.079 --> 01:08:01.790
-GRANT: Fourth place!
-Mackenzie. Hi!

01:08:01.874 --> 01:08:04.918
The other donut-eaters just told me
the most amazing thing ever.

01:08:05.002 --> 01:08:06.920
-Brace yourself, because it's big.
-Mmm-hmm.

01:08:07.004 --> 01:08:09.464
There's a holiday party tonight. (GASPS)

01:08:09.548 --> 01:08:12.676
I know all about the holiday party,
and I'm not going. It's not my thing.

01:08:12.759 --> 01:08:16.513
-What part? Parties? Christmas? Fun?
-Mmm. Uh-huh.

01:08:16.597 --> 01:08:19.433
Fine, stay home. After all,
nine out of ten fairy tales begin with,

01:08:19.516 --> 01:08:21.476
"Once upon a time,
something amazing happened

01:08:21.560 --> 01:08:23.937
"while she was drinking wine
in her sweatpants."

01:08:25.647 --> 01:08:26.982
Think about it.

01:08:27.065 --> 01:08:28.942
(CHRISTMAS CAROL PLAYING)

01:08:35.657 --> 01:08:38.327
(SINGING OUT OF TUNE) Joy to the world

01:08:38.410 --> 01:08:40.871
Joy to the world

01:08:40.954 --> 01:08:43.373
-(SNORTS)
-PAULA: I know, buddy. My ears hurt too.

01:08:45.250 --> 01:08:47.377
-Oh, wow!
-(ALL GASP)

01:08:47.461 --> 01:08:48.504
JANE: Pretty.

01:08:49.838 --> 01:08:53.383
You look so pretty.
Eleanor, you did a great job.

01:08:53.467 --> 01:08:55.260
I didn't do that. That was all her.

01:08:55.344 --> 01:08:59.056
Really? You can make yourself
look like that without any magic?

01:08:59.139 --> 01:09:00.140
MACKENZIE: Mm-hmm.

01:09:00.224 --> 01:09:03.310
Yes, because she's beautiful
inside and out.

01:09:03.393 --> 01:09:04.937
Aw, true.

01:09:05.187 --> 01:09:07.981
And she's wearing
the only thing that really matters.

01:09:08.065 --> 01:09:09.608
-Pushup bra?
-Spanx?

01:09:09.691 --> 01:09:10.859
(LAUGHING)

01:09:10.943 --> 01:09:13.320
-A smile.
-Uh, actually, all three.

01:09:13.946 --> 01:09:15.239
(ALL CHUCKLE)

01:09:16.156 --> 01:09:18.408
Are you feeling okay about tomorrow?

01:09:18.492 --> 01:09:21.078
-Yeah, I think so.
-Okay. Good.

01:09:23.038 --> 01:09:25.374
Look at us.
We're both outside our comfort zone.

01:09:25.999 --> 01:09:27.125
-Yeah. Okay.
-(CLOCK CHIMING)

01:09:27.209 --> 01:09:31.171
-What's that sound?
-Oh, that's probably Agnes FaceTiming.

01:09:31.255 --> 01:09:32.840
I should grab that.

01:09:32.923 --> 01:09:35.759
Disenchanted? Forever?

01:09:35.843 --> 01:09:38.136
I'm sorry, kid, but it's over.

01:09:38.220 --> 01:09:40.305
No, I won't give up.

01:09:40.681 --> 01:09:43.475
They just need to see
one happily ever after.

01:09:43.559 --> 01:09:47.145
I can get her there. I know it.
I just need to speed things up.

01:09:47.229 --> 01:09:51.275
Well, you better make it very speedy,
'cause if you don't get back in time,

01:09:51.358 --> 01:09:55.779
forget being a Fairy Godmother,
you won't be a Fairy anything.

01:09:55.863 --> 01:09:59.741
At midnight tomorrow,
they're closing the Motherland for good!

01:09:59.825 --> 01:10:01.118
Oh, I need to go.

01:10:01.660 --> 01:10:03.245
(SCRATCHING)

01:10:05.289 --> 01:10:07.666
-(DISCO MUSIC PLAYING)
-Fourth place! Fourth place!

01:10:07.749 --> 01:10:10.878
Fourth place, baby! Fourth place!

01:10:15.591 --> 01:10:16.884
(MUSIC CONTINUES)

01:10:25.559 --> 01:10:27.186
BARB: It was a crazy night.

01:10:27.269 --> 01:10:28.770
Oh, he took me home, and let me...

01:10:28.854 --> 01:10:31.231
DUFF: I was hoping
this would go somewhere else.

01:10:31.773 --> 01:10:33.233
(INAUDIBLE)

01:10:34.151 --> 01:10:37.654
DUFF: What a story. Typical Barb.

01:10:37.738 --> 01:10:40.199
ELEANOR: A glittery gown
turns a frown upside down.

01:10:40.282 --> 01:10:43.202
A glittery gown turns a frown upside down.

01:10:43.952 --> 01:10:46.914
Yeah. A glittery gown
turns a frown upside down.

01:10:46.997 --> 01:10:52.336
I was sweating so bad that my dress
was basically see-through. You remember?

01:10:52.419 --> 01:10:55.631
And I had streaks of self-tanner
just running down,

01:10:55.714 --> 01:10:58.926
and I looked like a zebra
in a wet T-shirt contest.

01:11:00.302 --> 01:11:02.721
That's why I don't wear white
on the air anymore.

01:11:02.804 --> 01:11:04.973
Well, I'm all out of war stories.

01:11:05.849 --> 01:11:07.351
How 'bout a dance?

01:11:08.685 --> 01:11:09.770
(UPBEAT POP MUSIC PLAYING)

01:11:43.720 --> 01:11:46.098
(ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING)

01:12:23.177 --> 01:12:24.720
(POP SONG RESUMES PLAYING)

01:12:24.803 --> 01:12:25.971
(GRUNTS)

01:12:31.351 --> 01:12:32.394
HUGH: Mack! Mack!

01:12:37.107 --> 01:12:38.650
(GROANS)

01:12:41.153 --> 01:12:45.115
Mackenzie? Are you in there? Mackenzie?

01:12:45.199 --> 01:12:46.491
MACKENZIE: Eleanor?

01:12:46.575 --> 01:12:49.286
-What are you doing here?
-Nothing.

01:12:49.369 --> 01:12:54.333
Something really strange happened to me
on the dance floor... Oh, of course.

01:12:54.416 --> 01:12:55.417
(MUTTERING)

01:12:55.501 --> 01:12:58.045
You had something to do
with this, didn't you?

01:12:58.128 --> 01:13:00.088
(SCREAMING) What the heck?

01:13:02.007 --> 01:13:04.343
Eleanor! Eleanor!

01:13:05.302 --> 01:13:06.470
(MACKENZIE YELPS)

01:13:09.306 --> 01:13:10.307
Oh, wow!

01:13:11.099 --> 01:13:12.142
(GASPS)

01:13:13.018 --> 01:13:14.770
Nice dress. Is it new?

01:13:14.853 --> 01:13:16.897
What have you done to me?

01:13:16.980 --> 01:13:20.651
-Don't be mad. I'm just trying to help.
-Really? Like this?

01:13:20.734 --> 01:13:22.319
You look absolutely beautiful...

01:13:24.780 --> 01:13:29.326
-(LAUGHING) What happened to you?
-Hi, Barb, I just... (HESITATES)

01:13:30.077 --> 01:13:33.413
I ripped my dress, so I borrowed this
from the wardrobe department.

01:13:33.497 --> 01:13:35.332
-It's hilarious.
-Yeah.

01:13:35.415 --> 01:13:38.669
You know, my kid has a costume
just like that at home. (SNICKERS)

01:13:39.962 --> 01:13:41.129
Treat it as a costume.

01:13:41.213 --> 01:13:42.214
(MACKENZIE GROWLS)

01:13:42.297 --> 01:13:45.133
Don't be mad. Don't be mad! Mackenzie!

01:13:46.718 --> 01:13:49.096
Mackenzie! Where are you going?

01:13:49.179 --> 01:13:52.641
Home. Before anybody else sees me.

01:13:52.724 --> 01:13:56.103
What? No! Look at you!

01:13:56.186 --> 01:13:57.604
You look like a princess.

01:13:57.688 --> 01:14:00.107
ELEANOR: (OVER SPEAKERS)
And you're at a ball. Sort of.

01:14:00.190 --> 01:14:02.317
And Duff
and all the other peasants are here.

01:14:02.401 --> 01:14:06.238
And you even waltzed with
the most handsome of all the princes.

01:14:06.321 --> 01:14:09.283
-Hugh Prince!
-Oh, I knew it was you.

01:14:09.366 --> 01:14:12.369
And you said it at the hotel.
You think he's charming.

01:14:12.452 --> 01:14:13.996
And now he's noticing you.

01:14:14.079 --> 01:14:17.082
Isn't that what you wanted
since you were ten years old?

01:14:17.165 --> 01:14:22.004
So, why fight true love when you can
just kiss and live happily ever after?

01:14:22.087 --> 01:14:23.088
Because...

01:14:26.383 --> 01:14:27.384
(CHUCKLES)

01:14:27.926 --> 01:14:32.139
-(HESITATES) Happily ever after?
-Yes!

01:14:32.556 --> 01:14:34.766
You're her prince.
Now, let's get this done.

01:14:34.850 --> 01:14:38.187
-No! Eleanor, this isn't what I want.
-I... Why are you...

01:14:38.854 --> 01:14:41.064
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
You're that...

01:14:42.024 --> 01:14:44.526
-You're flying saucer chick.
-Yes. That's me.

01:14:44.610 --> 01:14:45.611
Hey.

01:14:45.694 --> 01:14:48.030
Oh, Mackenzie and Hugh
said we were a big hit.

01:14:48.530 --> 01:14:49.865
Is that so?

01:14:49.948 --> 01:14:52.576
Oh, yes, they were so worried
about getting fired.

01:14:52.659 --> 01:14:56.538
But I guess all you need
for job security is a viral video.

01:14:56.622 --> 01:14:58.290
(ALL GASPING)

01:14:58.957 --> 01:15:02.169
-No, it's not like that.
-That is not exactly what...

01:15:02.252 --> 01:15:07.549
9:00 a.m., my office, tomorrow morning.
We can talk about job security then. Mmm?

01:15:16.183 --> 01:15:20.812
Mackenzie! Mackenzie, I'm sorry.
Please just talk to me.

01:15:20.896 --> 01:15:23.941
Why should I talk to you?
You don't listen to anything I say.

01:15:24.024 --> 01:15:25.776
-That's not true.
-It is.

01:15:25.859 --> 01:15:28.487
You came here and did exactly
what you promised you wouldn't do.

01:15:28.570 --> 01:15:31.114
And the worst part is,
you didn't even need to.

01:15:31.198 --> 01:15:34.868
I was actually having fun tonight.
I felt pretty.

01:15:34.952 --> 01:15:36.495
But why isn't that enough for you?

01:15:36.995 --> 01:15:41.166
Why am I a failure
unless I'm dressed like ginger Elvis?

01:15:41.250 --> 01:15:44.628
-You're not a failure.
-Then why are you here?

01:15:44.711 --> 01:15:48.549
Because I don't wanna fail!
They're closing down the Motherland.

01:15:49.007 --> 01:15:51.885
So, you're my only chance
at being a Fairy Godmother.

01:15:52.636 --> 01:15:55.556
And if I don't get you
to "happily ever after,"

01:15:55.639 --> 01:15:59.852
then I'll have to spend
the rest of my life as a Tooth Fairy.

01:15:59.935 --> 01:16:04.398
-(SCOFFS) This is all about you.
-No! Of course not. I...

01:16:05.649 --> 01:16:07.150
Wait. Is it?

01:16:07.568 --> 01:16:11.321
All this time, I thought you cared
about wanting to make me happy.

01:16:11.405 --> 01:16:12.823
You just want it for you.

01:16:12.906 --> 01:16:15.409
You don't care what I want,
not if it gets in your way.

01:16:16.285 --> 01:16:18.537
I'm so sorry, Mackenzie.

01:16:18.620 --> 01:16:21.498
I'm sorry too, Eleanor,
but you need to leave.

01:16:29.715 --> 01:16:30.716
Mackenzie!

01:16:32.843 --> 01:16:36.513
ELEANOR: She was right about everything.
I'm not Fairy Godmother material.

01:16:36.597 --> 01:16:40.350
And "happily ever afters,"
those are just for fairy tales.

01:16:40.434 --> 01:16:41.768
But you helped us.

01:16:43.770 --> 01:16:46.607
-MIA: Don't go.
-I'm sorry. It's over.

01:16:46.690 --> 01:16:48.901
-She'll calm down.
-But we need you.

01:16:49.318 --> 01:16:50.402
I have to go.

01:16:51.695 --> 01:16:52.905
Goodbye, girls.

01:17:05.501 --> 01:17:06.627
Bye, Bingo.

01:17:08.337 --> 01:17:09.546
Bingo?

01:17:12.216 --> 01:17:13.717
Who's that pig?

01:17:18.889 --> 01:17:20.349
Now we have a pig and a dog.

01:17:23.393 --> 01:17:25.938
Eleanor, where are you?
(SHUDDERS)

01:17:35.197 --> 01:17:38.534
Gourds? Pumpkins? Carriages?

01:17:38.617 --> 01:17:40.160
Transport.

01:17:41.620 --> 01:17:42.621
(GASPS)

01:17:52.798 --> 01:17:53.799
(SIGHS)

01:18:04.434 --> 01:18:05.602
Hi.

01:18:05.686 --> 01:18:08.230
-I need to tell you something.
-I just wanna...

01:18:08.313 --> 01:18:09.314
Yes.

01:18:09.523 --> 01:18:12.276
I really wanted to apologize
about last night.

01:18:12.359 --> 01:18:13.944
I'm just completely mortified.

01:18:14.027 --> 01:18:18.448
I think I had too much punch or something,
and things got a little wild.

01:18:18.532 --> 01:18:21.368
No, it's... I mean, yeah,
I was surprised, but...

01:18:22.578 --> 01:18:23.787
But not in a bad way.

01:18:24.454 --> 01:18:25.789
(BOTH CHUCKLE)

01:18:26.915 --> 01:18:31.044
Hey! You two!
What are you doin'? Get in here!

01:18:32.337 --> 01:18:34.631
(GROANING) My tum-tum.

01:18:35.382 --> 01:18:39.261
I'm gonna be straight with you guys.
I hit the eggnog way too hard last night.

01:18:39.344 --> 01:18:42.681
So, I'm gonna keep this quick.
Did you fake the flying saucer story?

01:18:43.182 --> 01:18:45.559
-No! We would never fake a story.
-Absolutely not.

01:18:45.642 --> 01:18:48.270
Really? Then how do you explain this?

01:18:49.938 --> 01:18:50.939
Huh?

01:18:52.191 --> 01:18:56.153
And why is flying saucer girl
at the Bruins game?

01:18:56.695 --> 01:19:00.449
'Cause she's my cousin,
and she's visiting from Canada.

01:19:00.532 --> 01:19:02.868
You seriously want me to believe
that you and your cousin

01:19:02.951 --> 01:19:05.412
had nothing to do with the fireballs?

01:19:05.913 --> 01:19:06.997
It was an accident.

01:19:07.080 --> 01:19:09.791
Ah! So was the blackout too, I suppose.

01:19:10.209 --> 01:19:11.418
That's her, isn't it?

01:19:12.252 --> 01:19:15.672
We had three big news stories this week,

01:19:15.756 --> 01:19:19.968
and your cousin was there
for every single one of them. Yes or no?

01:19:20.052 --> 01:19:21.720
Mack, what's goin' on?

01:19:21.803 --> 01:19:23.347
I just... I can't.

01:19:23.430 --> 01:19:27.392
It's really hard to explain.
But I did not fake a story.

01:19:28.519 --> 01:19:32.981
Yeah. You lack the initiative
to pull that off. I actually believe you.

01:19:33.065 --> 01:19:35.567
Plus, your cousin seems crazy.
She is, right?

01:19:35.651 --> 01:19:39.404
No! No, she's just a little different.

01:19:39.488 --> 01:19:44.660
She's a chaos machine.
And you should be ashamed of yourself...

01:19:48.872 --> 01:19:50.749
For not cutting me in sooner.

01:19:50.832 --> 01:19:53.418
You're good. She is ratings gold.

01:19:53.502 --> 01:19:55.838
Here's what we'll do.
We're gonna put a camera on her,

01:19:55.921 --> 01:19:59.550
and we are gonna let her fly
her freak flag until we're number one.

01:19:59.633 --> 01:20:02.010
-That's exploitation. No.
-But that's not news.

01:20:02.094 --> 01:20:04.304
I know. It's gonna be awesome.

01:20:06.723 --> 01:20:07.766
No!

01:20:07.850 --> 01:20:10.894
I won't let you
take somebody kind and good

01:20:10.978 --> 01:20:12.646
and turn them into a sideshow.

01:20:12.729 --> 01:20:16.316
You're a single mom, and you haven't put
a good story out in I don't know how long,

01:20:16.400 --> 01:20:19.069
so "no" isn't really an option for you.

01:20:19.152 --> 01:20:21.613
You do what I say, or you're fired.

01:20:25.284 --> 01:20:28.328
-I am done doing things your way.
-Mack, I'm not sure you...

01:20:28.412 --> 01:20:30.330
You're the reason we're in last place.

01:20:30.414 --> 01:20:32.416
Ah! Fourth place.

01:20:32.499 --> 01:20:34.751
You want us to spin things
and twist things

01:20:34.835 --> 01:20:37.546
and tell stories about bad people
doing bad things,

01:20:37.629 --> 01:20:39.715
but people want more than fearmongering.

01:20:39.798 --> 01:20:41.133
They wanna...

01:20:41.216 --> 01:20:45.762
To laugh, and to hope, and be inspired
to see the magic in the world.

01:20:45.846 --> 01:20:47.973
-'Cause it's real.
-That's cute.

01:20:48.599 --> 01:20:49.683
You're fired.

01:20:49.766 --> 01:20:51.268
Yeah. No kidding.

01:20:52.561 --> 01:20:54.688
You deserve so much better
than this place.

01:20:54.771 --> 01:20:57.065
I know. That's what I was tryin'
to tell you before.

01:20:57.149 --> 01:20:59.109
I took the job at Channel 4, so...

01:20:59.776 --> 01:21:02.154
(INHALES) Merry Christmas. I quit.

01:21:03.864 --> 01:21:05.199
How's that for spectacle?

01:21:16.502 --> 01:21:18.504
-Bye.
-(CELL PHONE RINGING)

01:21:21.048 --> 01:21:24.218
Hello? Yes, this is Mackenzie.

01:21:25.427 --> 01:21:27.137
Oh, hi, Mr. Clancy.

01:21:29.056 --> 01:21:30.516
Wait, Jane what?

01:21:33.185 --> 01:21:36.438
Jane? Jane, sweetie!

01:21:38.524 --> 01:21:39.608
Jane?

01:21:42.277 --> 01:21:44.988
Jane? Jane!

01:21:45.906 --> 01:21:47.324
(PANTING)

01:21:53.622 --> 01:21:54.623
Oh!

01:22:10.597 --> 01:22:12.850
(DOOR OPENING)

01:22:14.059 --> 01:22:17.604
-MACKENZIE: Janie? Honey?
-No, go away.

01:22:19.106 --> 01:22:20.190
Uh...

01:22:20.274 --> 01:22:24.403
Mr. Clancy called. Honey, you're supposed
to be on stage for the rehearsal.

01:22:30.951 --> 01:22:32.452
Is that Dad's guitar?

01:22:34.746 --> 01:22:38.667
(CRYING) You were right. You were right.

01:22:40.169 --> 01:22:43.088
I can't do this. I can't do anything.

01:22:43.630 --> 01:22:45.215
Oh, I never said that.

01:22:45.299 --> 01:22:47.593
Yeah, well, you never said that I could.

01:22:49.303 --> 01:22:52.472
Or that you thought that I'd be amazing.

01:22:54.224 --> 01:22:57.019
But Eleanor did.

01:22:59.062 --> 01:23:04.318
And now she's gone.
And I can't do this. I can't...

01:23:11.742 --> 01:23:13.493
I'm so sorry.

01:23:17.331 --> 01:23:22.085
Honey, if you need Eleanor,
I'll find her. I promise.

01:23:26.340 --> 01:23:28.926
Should we bring Dad's guitar with us
for good luck?

01:23:32.304 --> 01:23:34.598
Gary, we need you!

01:23:34.681 --> 01:23:37.100
-JANE: He's not here!
-Where's Eleanor?

01:23:37.184 --> 01:23:40.729
Gary, I'll leave the lids
off the trash cans if you just come out!

01:23:41.104 --> 01:23:42.898
MACKENZIE: We need you!
JANE: Eleanor!

01:23:42.981 --> 01:23:44.983
-(CHITTERS)
-MACKENZIE: (SCREAMING) Gary!

01:23:45.734 --> 01:23:49.571
I'm not sure he can actually
understand human. But look!

01:23:49.655 --> 01:23:52.032
I think Aunt Paula's
been looking for Eleanor.

01:24:23.146 --> 01:24:24.147
-Ooh!
-PAULA: Ah.

01:24:26.358 --> 01:24:27.693
It's hopeless.

01:24:27.776 --> 01:24:32.030
PAULA: Are you sure a pumpkin carriage
is the fastest way back to the Motherland?

01:24:32.114 --> 01:24:33.198
Yes, but...

01:24:33.282 --> 01:24:36.118
-I'm never going to get it.
-No worries.

01:24:37.327 --> 01:24:39.037
That was our last pumpkin.

01:24:40.789 --> 01:24:42.082
I've got an idea.

01:24:46.753 --> 01:24:47.754
Ta-da!

01:24:48.088 --> 01:24:49.506
That's not a pumpkin.

01:24:51.341 --> 01:24:53.760
-No. I know it's not a pumpkin.
-Good.

01:24:53.844 --> 01:24:57.264
-Okay. You know what? Loosen up, right?
-All right.

01:24:57.347 --> 01:25:00.559
You know, just really stay loose
and don't think about the fact

01:25:00.642 --> 01:25:02.436
that that's a watermelon,
not a pumpkin,

01:25:02.519 --> 01:25:05.147
and you might not have
enough magic left to get home,

01:25:05.230 --> 01:25:06.773
and you might be stuck here forever.

01:25:08.442 --> 01:25:10.777
I'm sorry, that wasn't
a very good pep talk.

01:25:10.861 --> 01:25:12.863
No. All right.

01:25:12.946 --> 01:25:15.949
-(CHANTING IN LATIN)
-MACKENZIE: Eleanor! Paula!

01:25:16.033 --> 01:25:17.034
Hi!

01:25:19.953 --> 01:25:20.954
MIA: Whoa!

01:25:21.622 --> 01:25:22.706
What happened?

01:25:23.457 --> 01:25:25.709
Oh, we were trying to make a carriage.

01:25:26.877 --> 01:25:27.920
(SOFTLY) It's not going well.

01:25:28.462 --> 01:25:31.673
Jane, why are you here?
Why aren't you at the parade?

01:25:32.090 --> 01:25:33.759
I can't do this without you.

01:25:36.345 --> 01:25:38.597
Please, Eleanor. I'm so sorry.

01:25:40.224 --> 01:25:41.350
Janie needs you.

01:25:44.186 --> 01:25:45.646
We need you.

01:25:50.234 --> 01:25:51.235
Okay.

01:25:53.654 --> 01:25:56.406
First things first.
Let's get you dressed.

01:26:08.919 --> 01:26:09.920
(CHUCKLES)

01:26:10.003 --> 01:26:12.756
ELEANOR: Son of a butterscotch!
I actually did it!

01:26:12.840 --> 01:26:14.716
(ALL CHUCKLE)

01:26:14.800 --> 01:26:17.219
-You look amazing.
-You really do.

01:26:18.345 --> 01:26:20.848
Perfect outfit, check. Now what?

01:26:20.973 --> 01:26:21.974
Um...

01:26:22.057 --> 01:26:25.811
Oh, we need to get there. I'm supposed
to be on stage in 20 minutes.

01:26:25.894 --> 01:26:28.355
But the parade is all the way downtown.
There's no way.

01:26:28.438 --> 01:26:31.024
Actually, there is.

01:26:31.483 --> 01:26:33.861
Eleanor, no. You need that to get home.

01:26:33.944 --> 01:26:36.280
Not as much as I need to do this.

01:26:36.363 --> 01:26:38.782
All right, everyone, step back. Go, go!

01:26:41.869 --> 01:26:44.663
(CHANTING IN LATIN)

01:27:17.613 --> 01:27:19.281
(ALL GIGGLING EXCITEDLY)

01:27:20.699 --> 01:27:22.743
-JANE: Eleanor, you did it!
-I know!

01:27:23.994 --> 01:27:25.662
Guys, we need to go.

01:27:26.747 --> 01:27:28.749
PAULA: Oh! Yes, yes. Okay. Let's go!

01:27:29.458 --> 01:27:30.542
Wow!

01:27:30.626 --> 01:27:34.254
-Guys, it smells like watermelon.
-MACKENZIE: This is incredible.

01:27:34.338 --> 01:27:37.341
Eleanor! You made this.

01:27:37.424 --> 01:27:38.634
ELEANOR: I did this.

01:27:42.638 --> 01:27:44.681
So, how does it move?

01:27:46.266 --> 01:27:47.267
Right.

01:27:48.185 --> 01:27:49.770
Uh... Oh.

01:27:50.145 --> 01:27:51.146
(CAT MEOWING)

01:27:54.066 --> 01:27:55.108
Please don't blow up.

01:27:56.985 --> 01:27:58.403
(MEOWS)

01:27:59.947 --> 01:28:01.865
-(CAT YOWLS)
-(ELEANOR GASPS)

01:28:02.157 --> 01:28:03.367
(YOWLING)

01:28:07.287 --> 01:28:09.540
(ALL SCREAMING)

01:28:15.045 --> 01:28:16.672
-(ALL SCREAM)
-(TIRES SCREECHING)

01:28:17.089 --> 01:28:18.215
(WOMEN SCREAMING)

01:28:27.683 --> 01:28:29.142
(ALL SHRIEKING)

01:28:35.274 --> 01:28:37.067
(CHRISTMAS CAROL PLAYING)

01:28:47.077 --> 01:28:48.245
There! I see the stage!

01:28:59.298 --> 01:29:00.841
(BARB LAUGHING)

01:29:02.759 --> 01:29:05.596
The Charlestown drum majorettes, folks!

01:29:05.679 --> 01:29:09.600
Look at those smiles! Followed by the...

01:29:15.063 --> 01:29:16.231
(GASPS)

01:29:17.441 --> 01:29:21.612
The traditional flying watermelon
carriage float, of course.

01:29:22.112 --> 01:29:26.700
What the... Hey! Get this, get this,
get this. You, come on!

01:29:32.372 --> 01:29:33.624
(CROWD GASPING)

01:29:37.503 --> 01:29:38.545
(ALL EXCLAIM)

01:29:44.927 --> 01:29:48.847
Oh, just a little fun fact.
I played tuba in high school.

01:29:49.848 --> 01:29:52.226
Yeah, it's not a great instrument
for a teenage girl.

01:29:52.309 --> 01:29:56.438
If you blow too hard, you can get
a permanent eye bulge. Just slight...

01:29:56.522 --> 01:29:58.232
Anyway, that's a story for another time.

01:29:58.315 --> 01:30:04.071
Right now, we are headed to the main stage
for the Hamilton High show choir.

01:30:04.154 --> 01:30:05.656
-Sorry.
-WOMAN: Ma'am, stop there.

01:30:05.739 --> 01:30:08.992
Actually, she's on stage right now.
She's supposed to sing. Duff!

01:30:09.076 --> 01:30:10.244
Hey, hi.

01:30:11.370 --> 01:30:13.372
-They're with me.
-ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen,

01:30:13.455 --> 01:30:16.416
let's hear it for
the amazing Downtown Crew.

01:30:17.000 --> 01:30:19.336
How fantastic were they?

01:30:22.172 --> 01:30:25.801
You have to make me brave.
I need a spell or something.

01:30:25.884 --> 01:30:28.929
Jane, you know it doesn't work like that.

01:30:29.513 --> 01:30:31.640
I can't change your feelings
with my magic.

01:30:34.017 --> 01:30:35.978
I'm sorry, I can't do this.

01:30:36.395 --> 01:30:37.396
Hey. Listen.

01:30:39.189 --> 01:30:43.527
I didn't believe in you
because I forgot how to believe in myself.

01:30:44.069 --> 01:30:47.155
And I was lost, and I felt scared,

01:30:47.239 --> 01:30:49.783
and I taught you to be scared.

01:30:50.701 --> 01:30:55.289
You don't need a spell
because you are already magical.

01:31:01.253 --> 01:31:02.462
Come on. Let's rush.

01:31:04.548 --> 01:31:06.133
Hey, I'm here. I made it.

01:31:06.592 --> 01:31:10.721
(SIGHS) Jane! Thank goodness.
We did not have a Plan B.

01:31:10.804 --> 01:31:11.972
Now get out there.

01:31:12.181 --> 01:31:13.223
Okay.

01:31:14.099 --> 01:31:15.934
You can do this.

01:31:18.020 --> 01:31:21.773
ANNOUNCER: I want you to give it up now
for tonight's finale,

01:31:21.857 --> 01:31:27.154
the Hamilton High show choir,
with soloist Jane Walsh!

01:31:44.087 --> 01:31:48.926
(SINGING) You're broken down and tired

01:31:50.594 --> 01:31:51.595
(FEEDBACK OVER MIC)

01:31:53.138 --> 01:31:54.139
We...

01:31:56.099 --> 01:31:57.142
In...

01:31:57.226 --> 01:31:58.227
(BREATH TREMBLING)

01:31:59.061 --> 01:32:00.229
I'm sorry.

01:32:01.480 --> 01:32:02.564
Oh.

01:32:12.783 --> 01:32:15.536
(WHISPERING)
Your dad would be so, so proud.

01:32:15.619 --> 01:32:18.038
Okay? You got this. Yeah?

01:32:18.121 --> 01:32:19.498
CROWD: Aw.

01:32:31.009 --> 01:32:33.929
(SINGING)
You're broken down and tired

01:32:34.721 --> 01:32:38.016
Of livin' life on a merry-go-round

01:32:38.725 --> 01:32:41.395
And you can't find the fighter

01:32:42.354 --> 01:32:45.691
But I see it in you
So we can walk it out

01:32:45.774 --> 01:32:51.280
Move mountains

01:32:51.363 --> 01:32:52.865
We gonna walk it out

01:32:53.490 --> 01:32:58.537
Move mountains

01:32:59.496 --> 01:33:03.667
And I'll rise up
I'll rise like the day

01:33:03.750 --> 01:33:07.337
I'll rise up
I'll rise unafraid

01:33:07.421 --> 01:33:09.214
I'll rise up

01:33:09.298 --> 01:33:13.594
And I'll do it a thousand times again

01:33:14.720 --> 01:33:18.473
And I'll rise up
High like the waves

01:33:18.557 --> 01:33:22.186
I'll rise up
In spite of the ache

01:33:22.269 --> 01:33:23.437
I'll rise up

01:33:23.979 --> 01:33:28.483
And I'll do it a thousand times again

01:33:28.567 --> 01:33:30.360
(CHOIR HUMMING)

01:33:30.527 --> 01:33:33.530
When the silence isn't quiet

01:33:34.239 --> 01:33:37.534
And it feels like
It's gettin' hard to breathe

01:33:37.618 --> 01:33:41.038
-And I know you feel like dyin'
-(CHOIR VOCALIZING)

01:33:41.663 --> 01:33:44.875
But I promise
We'll take the world to its feet

01:33:44.958 --> 01:33:50.756
And move mountains

01:33:50.839 --> 01:33:52.508
We can walk it out

01:33:52.591 --> 01:33:57.763
Move mountains

01:33:59.431 --> 01:34:02.851
CHORUS: Joy to the world

01:34:02.935 --> 01:34:06.230
Joy to the world

01:34:07.189 --> 01:34:12.194
And I will rise a thousand times again

01:34:13.612 --> 01:34:17.324
-For you
-CHOIR: Repeat the sounding joy

01:34:17.407 --> 01:34:21.286
-For you
-Repeat the sounding joy

01:34:21.370 --> 01:34:24.456
-For you
-Repeat, repeat

01:34:25.123 --> 01:34:27.751
-For you
-The sounding joy

01:34:29.545 --> 01:34:31.797
-All we need
-Repeat the sounding joy

01:34:31.880 --> 01:34:35.133
-Oh, all we need is hope
-Repeat the sounding joy

01:34:35.217 --> 01:34:38.554
-And for that we have each other
-Repeat

01:34:38.637 --> 01:34:42.808
-And for that we have each other
-Repeat the sounding joy

01:34:42.891 --> 01:34:44.810
We'll rise up

01:34:44.893 --> 01:34:47.396
-Repeat the sounding joy
-(JANE VOCALIZING)

01:34:47.479 --> 01:34:50.065
Repeat the sounding joy

01:34:50.858 --> 01:34:54.278
-JANE: We'll rise up
-Repeat, repeat

01:34:54.361 --> 01:34:57.364
-For you
-The sounding joy

01:35:00.075 --> 01:35:02.077
(CROWD CHEERING)

01:35:15.716 --> 01:35:16.800
(CHUCKLES)

01:35:18.260 --> 01:35:21.763
She was extremely good!
Oh, my God! Did you see her?

01:35:21.847 --> 01:35:23.265
She did it!

01:35:23.348 --> 01:35:24.516
(CHEERING)

01:35:24.600 --> 01:35:26.518
-She did it!
-Oh! (GRUNTS)

01:35:26.602 --> 01:35:28.687
(SCREAMS) What are you doing here?

01:35:28.770 --> 01:35:31.273
I'm here to take you home
before it's too late.

01:35:31.732 --> 01:35:34.026
-No! Hey, quit it!
-Let go of her!

01:35:34.109 --> 01:35:38.405
You're the reason she's in this mess.
She stayed to help a hopeless case,

01:35:38.488 --> 01:35:41.742
and if I don't get her home right now,
she could lose everything. Come with me.

01:35:41.825 --> 01:35:44.494
-Wait. Is that true?
-No! You are not hopeless.

01:35:44.578 --> 01:35:46.622
-Now let go of me! Let go!
-Please. I will not.

01:35:46.705 --> 01:35:50.250
-Let go!
-You cannot take my magic away from me!

01:35:55.380 --> 01:35:58.759
Eleanor Fay Bloomingbottom.

01:36:00.302 --> 01:36:02.471
Don't tell them my middle name.

01:36:02.554 --> 01:36:04.723
You get over here right now!

01:36:05.265 --> 01:36:08.435
This whole mess is
exactly why Fairy Godmothers

01:36:08.519 --> 01:36:10.479
are supposed to follow the rules.

01:36:11.563 --> 01:36:14.816
And you are not a Fairy Godmother.

01:36:14.900 --> 01:36:15.901
(CROWD GASPS)

01:36:17.444 --> 01:36:18.904
We're going home.

01:36:20.405 --> 01:36:21.406
Hmph!

01:36:22.783 --> 01:36:23.784
(GASPS)

01:36:27.162 --> 01:36:28.413
(CROWD CHEERING)

01:36:30.040 --> 01:36:31.041
What?

01:36:31.875 --> 01:36:34.044
I am a Fairy Godmother.

01:36:34.127 --> 01:36:37.464
And what Fairy Godmothers
are supposed to do is help.

01:36:38.340 --> 01:36:41.051
I did. I helped Jane.

01:36:45.013 --> 01:36:47.015
Jane was not the assignment.

01:36:48.058 --> 01:36:52.604
And even if she were,
there are no more assignments.

01:36:52.688 --> 01:36:54.523
Mackenzie was the last one.

01:36:54.606 --> 01:36:57.734
And I do not see a dress or a prince.

01:36:58.193 --> 01:37:01.363
And you did not get her
to happily ever after.

01:37:01.446 --> 01:37:04.491
-But...
-You did not save the Motherland.

01:37:05.117 --> 01:37:07.703
All you did was fail!

01:37:09.997 --> 01:37:11.290
-(MOIRA GASPS)
-(ELEANOR GASPS)

01:37:11.373 --> 01:37:13.584
(CROWD MURMURING)

01:37:13.667 --> 01:37:16.378
-That is not true.
-Excuse me?

01:37:16.461 --> 01:37:19.673
Eleanor, correct me if I'm wrong,
but does your formula require

01:37:19.756 --> 01:37:21.258
my true love to be a prince?

01:37:21.341 --> 01:37:25.137
-Why, no. I guess it doesn't.
-Well, that's good.

01:37:25.220 --> 01:37:27.222
Mia, Jane.

01:37:28.432 --> 01:37:30.392
Then these are my true loves.

01:37:30.809 --> 01:37:32.186
And you didn't fail.

01:37:32.269 --> 01:37:34.605
You helped me remember
how to live happily.

01:37:35.397 --> 01:37:38.609
(SCOFFS) That's not the same
as happily ever after.

01:37:38.692 --> 01:37:39.693
Are you sure?

01:37:40.944 --> 01:37:42.362
Four years ago, I...

01:37:43.155 --> 01:37:44.740
I thought my story was over,

01:37:44.823 --> 01:37:47.910
and Eleanor helped show me that it wasn't.

01:37:47.993 --> 01:37:49.119
CROWD: Aw!

01:37:49.203 --> 01:37:50.746
That's not how it works.

01:37:50.829 --> 01:37:52.915
Then how it works needs to change.

01:37:53.624 --> 01:37:56.251
We think that love
needs to look a certain way.

01:37:56.668 --> 01:37:59.755
A prince, a castle, a gown.

01:38:00.964 --> 01:38:02.591
We're trapped in the fairy tale

01:38:02.674 --> 01:38:06.637
when the real world
is full of so much more.

01:38:06.720 --> 01:38:09.556
CROWD: Aw! (CHEERING)

01:38:11.058 --> 01:38:14.311
Instead of telling people
what true love is supposed to look like,

01:38:15.354 --> 01:38:17.189
maybe we should let them tell us.

01:38:18.398 --> 01:38:20.817
Mia, who's your true love?

01:38:21.485 --> 01:38:23.529
-Can I have more than one?
-Sure. Why not?

01:38:23.612 --> 01:38:26.823
Well, Mom and Jane, but also Aunt Paula.

01:38:27.366 --> 01:38:29.326
(CROWD CLAPPING)

01:38:29.409 --> 01:38:30.410
PAULA: You guys...

01:38:32.996 --> 01:38:36.750
Who's your true love?
And don't just tell me, tell each other.

01:38:36.834 --> 01:38:37.835
You?

01:38:39.378 --> 01:38:40.587
-Us?
-Yes.

01:38:41.296 --> 01:38:43.298
-I love you, Nan.
-CROWD: Aw.

01:38:45.801 --> 01:38:46.885
And you.

01:38:49.805 --> 01:38:51.598
BOTH: We love you, Jonah.

01:38:52.641 --> 01:38:53.642
Aw.

01:38:54.226 --> 01:38:56.019
Oh! And you, Hugh Prince,

01:38:56.854 --> 01:38:58.230
what does love mean to you?

01:38:58.313 --> 01:38:59.982
Me? Oh, I...

01:39:00.774 --> 01:39:02.985
Right, um... Love?

01:39:03.068 --> 01:39:06.822
Love. Yeah, love. Love is many, many

01:39:06.905 --> 01:39:08.323
(HESITATES) a splendored thing.

01:39:08.407 --> 01:39:09.491
(CROWD LAUGHS)

01:39:09.575 --> 01:39:12.244
No, um, love means...

01:39:13.620 --> 01:39:14.955
I love you, Dad.

01:39:15.455 --> 01:39:18.792
...dressing up as a colonial soldier
'cause you miss your son.

01:39:19.710 --> 01:39:23.755
And sometimes love just means
shoveling someone's driveway.

01:39:27.134 --> 01:39:29.219
That one didn't really make sense.

01:39:30.929 --> 01:39:33.849
Love comes in so many forms, Moira.

01:39:35.267 --> 01:39:36.602
Why can't we see that?

01:39:37.186 --> 01:39:39.855
Eleanor didn't magically fix my life.

01:39:39.938 --> 01:39:42.149
She showed me how to fix it myself.

01:39:44.902 --> 01:39:46.361
That's how we can help them.

01:39:51.450 --> 01:39:53.035
This is a day I thought I'd never see.

01:40:01.210 --> 01:40:03.837
You did well!

01:40:03.921 --> 01:40:05.923
-(CROWD CHEERING)
-Oh! I did well!

01:40:09.635 --> 01:40:13.138
-Maybe it's time to re-write the book.
-All right.

01:40:13.222 --> 01:40:16.016
Now, let's go home
and save some Fairy Godmothers.

01:40:17.476 --> 01:40:19.394
Thank you for everything.

01:40:21.063 --> 01:40:22.439
Thank you.

01:40:24.149 --> 01:40:26.735
-Go be a Godmother.
-All right.

01:40:40.415 --> 01:40:41.416
Bye!

01:40:48.841 --> 01:40:51.301
MOIRA: Wands up!

01:40:53.929 --> 01:40:55.722
(CROWD GASPS)

01:40:56.765 --> 01:40:57.975
(PAULA LAUGHS)

01:40:58.058 --> 01:40:59.101
MAN: What?

01:40:59.309 --> 01:41:00.602
(CROWD CHEERING)

01:41:00.686 --> 01:41:02.312
(CHITTERING)

01:41:06.275 --> 01:41:07.442
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)

01:41:20.330 --> 01:41:21.582
(ELECTRICITY BUZZING)

01:41:24.084 --> 01:41:25.961
MACKENZIE: Gary!

01:41:29.047 --> 01:41:33.010
AGNES: Wait! We're not done yet.

01:41:34.845 --> 01:41:37.806
Good morning, Motherland!

01:41:38.307 --> 01:41:41.518
No, I don't think I'm shouting.
Hold, please.

01:41:42.144 --> 01:41:45.898
Why don't we kick things off
with something a bit more groovy today?

01:41:46.481 --> 01:41:47.482
Take it away.

01:41:49.234 --> 01:41:54.114
Now, I told you this wasn't a fairy tale,
but that was only half true.

01:41:54.615 --> 01:41:57.409
In the end, Eleanor got hers all right.

01:41:57.492 --> 01:42:00.871
Only it wasn't anything like
she'd read in those books.

01:42:00.954 --> 01:42:03.165
And that was a good thing.

01:42:03.248 --> 01:42:06.210
We weren't just old.
We'd become old-fashioned.

01:42:06.835 --> 01:42:09.713
There are those who might say...
(CLEARS THROAT)

01:42:09.880 --> 01:42:12.883
I had spent my whole life
believing in fairy tales.

01:42:13.425 --> 01:42:16.428
Well, now I believe in them
more than ever.

01:42:17.304 --> 01:42:20.057
It's just that they come
in all different shapes and sizes.

01:42:20.265 --> 01:42:24.144
Just like us. And thanks to
our newly patented approach

01:42:24.228 --> 01:42:27.773
of, "Forget ever after,
just live happily," we've been busy.

01:42:27.856 --> 01:42:32.486
AGNES: Eleanor! Wand up, kid.
We've still got a lotta work to do.

01:42:32.986 --> 01:42:35.239
(CLEARS THROAT) Fairies...

01:42:35.322 --> 01:42:36.865
(POP MUSIC PLAYING)

01:42:36.949 --> 01:42:38.242
(GIGGLES)

01:42:38.266 --> 01:42:49.266
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