WEBVTT 00:00:25.190 --> 00:00:50.190 ..:: ارائه شده توسط وب سايت بلبل جان ::.. ‏.:: www.bolboljan.net ::. 00:01:24.543 --> 00:01:25.812 Hello. 00:01:25.845 --> 00:01:27.446 Hi, Kate. I have Amy Kim and Jay Lowry for you. 00:01:28.480 --> 00:01:30.248 - It's adorable. - Hi, guys. 00:01:30.282 --> 00:01:31.751 - Kate. - Hi, Kate! 00:01:31.784 --> 00:01:32.852 Hi! 00:01:32.885 --> 00:01:35.287 How are you feeling about the release? 00:01:35.320 --> 00:01:36.455 I, uh, great. 00:01:36.488 --> 00:01:38.423 Everyone here loves the book. 00:01:38.457 --> 00:01:40.358 I sent it to my mom. Did I tell you that? 00:01:40.392 --> 00:01:42.327 - Oh! - She loved it. 00:01:42.360 --> 00:01:45.330 And we're all so excited about the New York Times review. 00:01:45.363 --> 00:01:46.598 Great. 00:01:46.632 --> 00:01:50.036 But, listen, we got the first numbers in today. 00:01:50.069 --> 00:01:53.438 Unfortunately, Kate, they are a little lower than expected. 00:01:53.472 --> 00:01:54.807 Wait, how low? 00:01:54.841 --> 00:01:56.776 I still think they're very respectable, don't you, Amy? 00:01:56.809 --> 00:01:59.578 Yes, especially for a first-time writer. 00:01:59.611 --> 00:02:01.114 - Uh-huh. - But we're actually calling you 00:02:01.147 --> 00:02:05.383 because we talked to Foxtrot this morning and we have some bad news. 00:02:05.417 --> 00:02:07.787 And we are 100 percent in disagreement with this, Kate... 00:02:07.820 --> 00:02:09.756 But they want to cancel the book tour. 00:02:09.789 --> 00:02:11.323 Wait, what? 00:02:11.356 --> 00:02:12.925 Honestly, Jay, I just feel like this is a symptom of the time. 00:02:12.959 --> 00:02:16.028 I totally agree. This never would have happened 10 years ago. 00:02:16.062 --> 00:02:21.566 No. Wait, isn't the book tour supposed to promote the book so that you can get more orders? 00:02:21.600 --> 00:02:25.337 - This is so frustrating. - It's the market. 00:02:25.370 --> 00:02:26.639 It's just a very difficult climate these days. 00:02:26.672 --> 00:02:28.641 No one wants to spend the money to promote. 00:02:28.674 --> 00:02:30.810 I feel like we can point the finger at e-books here. 00:02:30.843 --> 00:02:33.411 E-books, yes. Always with the e-books. 00:02:33.445 --> 00:02:34.513 - Yeah. - But, listen, 00:02:34.546 --> 00:02:37.382 Amy and I think we can reopen this conversation 00:02:37.415 --> 00:02:38.851 if we get a good review in the Times. 00:02:38.885 --> 00:02:41.754 Yes, a good New York Times review could change everything. 00:02:41.788 --> 00:02:43.388 We've both seen it happen, Kate. 00:02:43.823 --> 00:02:46.391 - Yeah. - The most important thing is that 00:02:46.424 --> 00:02:49.561 you wrote an amazing book, okay? Now, hang in there. 00:02:49.594 --> 00:02:50.663 We'll talk soon. 00:02:50.696 --> 00:02:51.798 Okay. Bye. 00:02:51.831 --> 00:02:53.465 - Bye. - Bye! 00:03:20.927 --> 00:03:22.094 This is Michael's voicemail. 00:03:22.128 --> 00:03:24.496 I won't listen to it, but I'll see that you called. 00:03:24.529 --> 00:03:29.101 Hey, Michael, um, I just wanted to give you a call 00:03:29.135 --> 00:03:35.440 because it looks like you're still getting some pretty important mail, uh, here 00:03:35.473 --> 00:03:36.876 and I want to figure out how to get it to you. 00:03:36.909 --> 00:03:41.848 So, um, and it would just be nice to talk to you. 00:03:41.881 --> 00:03:46.719 So, give me a call when you get a chance. Okay. Bye. 00:04:26.859 --> 00:04:29.161 Oh, my gosh! 00:04:29.195 --> 00:04:32.832 - So cute. Oh, my gosh! - Ooh, I love it. Okay, what else? 00:04:32.865 --> 00:04:34.499 Janessa, is this you? 00:04:34.532 --> 00:04:36.534 All right, girls, let's take some pictures please. 00:04:37.502 --> 00:04:39.537 Oh, my God! Okay. 00:04:40.640 --> 00:04:41.674 Is this good? 00:04:43.809 --> 00:04:45.645 Ladies. 00:04:45.678 --> 00:04:46.913 Wait, Kate get in here. 00:04:46.946 --> 00:04:48.714 Oh, yeah. Come on, you have to. 00:04:48.748 --> 00:04:50.850 Get... I couldn't... I'm not pregnant. 00:04:50.883 --> 00:04:51.918 Get in here. 00:04:53.986 --> 00:04:55.620 To be in this picture. 00:04:55.655 --> 00:04:56.822 - I love it. - Okay. 00:04:56.856 --> 00:05:00.592 All right, now turn and show me your bump, your baby bump. 00:05:00.626 --> 00:05:02.828 Oh, God! I can't... No, I can't be in. 00:05:02.862 --> 00:05:04.797 Get in here. 00:05:04.830 --> 00:05:05.698 I know. 00:05:06.933 --> 00:05:08.000 Look what I got. 00:05:08.868 --> 00:05:10.069 - Yes. - Oh, I don't... 00:05:10.102 --> 00:05:13.471 - Open it. - Is that your new book? I haven't even seen it. 00:05:13.505 --> 00:05:14.572 - Look at this. - Oh, my God! 00:05:14.606 --> 00:05:17.209 - Cover is horrible. - No, it's great. 00:05:17.243 --> 00:05:18.678 Look at that. 00:05:18.711 --> 00:05:19.845 Okay, ready? 00:05:19.879 --> 00:05:20.780 Oh. 00:05:21.247 --> 00:05:22.614 Smile. 00:05:27.987 --> 00:05:29.554 Perfect. 00:05:48.540 --> 00:05:52.878 Hey, Kate. This is a voice from your past. It's David Kirkpatrick from IU. 00:05:52.912 --> 00:05:57.917 It's been a long time since we chatted, I know, uh, too long. I hope you're well. 00:05:57.950 --> 00:06:03.255 I know your book just came out which is wonderful by the way and I know it's last-minute, 00:06:03.289 --> 00:06:06.558 but I'm wondering if you'd be willing to come down to your alma mater 00:06:06.591 --> 00:06:07.592 and do a reading. 00:06:08.728 --> 00:06:10.730 I'd love the chance to catch up. Give me a call back. 00:06:27.947 --> 00:06:30.783 Miss Conklin. Miss Conklin. 00:06:30.816 --> 00:06:32.818 It's me, Elliot Mobono. 00:06:32.852 --> 00:06:34.720 We've been communicating over a text message. 00:06:34.754 --> 00:06:36.989 - I'm the graduate assistant here. - Yes, hi, Elliot. 00:06:37.023 --> 00:06:40.926 Welcome to Carbondale, or I guess welcome back, right? 00:06:40.960 --> 00:06:42.594 Because you went here, right? 00:06:42.628 --> 00:06:44.697 - Obviously, that's why you're here. - Yeah. 00:06:44.997 --> 00:06:47.900 I'm here for whatever you need this weekend, 00:06:47.933 --> 00:06:50.669 tour guide, chauffeur, general companionship, 00:06:50.703 --> 00:06:52.838 and I have your itinerary printed out right here. 00:06:52.872 --> 00:06:54.306 Oh, great, great. 00:06:54.340 --> 00:06:56.308 I'm a big fan of yours. 00:06:56.342 --> 00:06:57.777 I bought your book. 00:06:57.810 --> 00:06:59.712 I haven't read it yet, but I will. 00:06:59.745 --> 00:07:01.579 Oh, cool! Thanks for buying it. 00:07:01.613 --> 00:07:03.949 I thought it would be awkward if I didn't. 00:07:03.983 --> 00:07:05.985 - Yeah, yeah. I guess. - Oh, this is me. 00:07:06.018 --> 00:07:09.889 I... I'm gonna take you to the bed-and-breakfast first, if that's okay. 00:07:09.922 --> 00:07:11.724 - Sure. - Great, great. 00:07:16.128 --> 00:07:17.730 - Oh, thank you. - There you go. 00:07:17.763 --> 00:07:18.898 Thank you. Oh, I got it. 00:07:18.931 --> 00:07:20.666 - I got it. Yeah. - You sure? Oh! 00:07:21.167 --> 00:07:22.334 - You good? - Yes. 00:07:53.199 --> 00:07:54.900 Oh, man. 00:07:56.168 --> 00:07:58.704 - That was my old house. - Yeah? 00:08:09.982 --> 00:08:12.051 I kinda remember this place. Yeah? 00:08:26.765 --> 00:08:29.068 Okay, you're here. 00:08:31.437 --> 00:08:32.938 Come on. I'll show you your room. 00:08:41.113 --> 00:08:44.016 Wow, this place is perfect! 00:08:44.049 --> 00:08:46.018 Fresh towels in the bathroom, 00:08:46.051 --> 00:08:50.055 there's an extra blanket in case you get cold, breakfast at 9:00 a.m. 00:08:50.089 --> 00:08:52.992 Oh, wow! I didn't expect there to actually be breakfast. 00:08:53.025 --> 00:08:55.661 I'm not really a breakfast person. 00:08:56.128 --> 00:08:59.031 What did you think bed-and-breakfast meant? 00:08:59.064 --> 00:09:01.934 I thought it's more like an Airbnb. 00:09:03.769 --> 00:09:06.906 Here are your keys. It's the only set you're gonna get, 00:09:06.939 --> 00:09:08.073 so, you better wear them around your neck. 00:09:08.107 --> 00:09:09.208 Got it. 00:09:16.182 --> 00:09:18.751 Well, I'll leave you to it. 00:09:20.553 --> 00:09:24.890 I'll be back in a little bit to pick you up for the reading, unless you want me to stay. 00:09:26.192 --> 00:09:28.060 Oh, no. I'm fine. 00:09:28.093 --> 00:09:30.229 - Of course. Okay. - Thank you so much, Elliot. 00:09:30.262 --> 00:09:32.064 - Bye. - Bye. 00:09:43.509 --> 00:09:45.244 Hey, you're wearing the same blazer. 00:09:46.979 --> 00:09:47.880 Yeah. 00:09:50.115 --> 00:09:50.983 Ready? 00:09:59.992 --> 00:10:01.093 And here we are. 00:10:02.828 --> 00:10:03.762 Oh, wow. 00:10:06.298 --> 00:10:10.002 - Kate! - I'm gonna go sit up closer. 00:10:10.035 --> 00:10:11.237 - Hello. - David! 00:10:11.270 --> 00:10:14.273 Wow. Welcome back. 00:10:15.007 --> 00:10:16.976 - It's great to see you. - No, it's good to see you, too. 00:10:17.009 --> 00:10:20.179 Thank you for having me. I... I was so excited to hear you're still teaching. 00:10:20.212 --> 00:10:21.880 Yeah, I'm still at it. 00:10:21.914 --> 00:10:24.917 Hopefully, I'm better at this whole professor thing than when you were in my class. 00:10:24.950 --> 00:10:27.820 Come on, you blew everyone away that first year. 00:10:27.853 --> 00:10:30.990 You were this young writer who came out of nowhere, you were so enthusiastic. 00:10:31.023 --> 00:10:33.325 Well, I'm older now, but thanks, Kate. 00:10:33.359 --> 00:10:35.160 That's such a... That's such a big compliment. Thank you. 00:10:35.194 --> 00:10:37.830 - Hi. - Oh, hi, Alexis. 00:10:37.863 --> 00:10:41.033 Uh, oh, Kate, this is my wife Alexis. 00:10:41.900 --> 00:10:43.135 You have a wife! 00:10:43.168 --> 00:10:44.270 I do. 00:10:44.303 --> 00:10:46.905 I got one about five years ago. 00:10:46.939 --> 00:10:49.141 Well, it is so nice to meet you. 00:10:49.174 --> 00:10:51.810 So nice to meet you. David talks about you all the time. 00:10:51.844 --> 00:10:53.012 Oh, really? 00:10:53.045 --> 00:10:54.813 No, not all the time. 00:10:54.847 --> 00:10:56.081 Not all the time. 00:10:57.783 --> 00:10:59.852 - Hello, everyone. We're about to get started. - I'm gonna go find a seat. 00:10:59.885 --> 00:11:01.587 - Please take your seats. - Nice to meet you. 00:11:01.620 --> 00:11:03.022 Nice to meet you. 00:11:03.055 --> 00:11:04.189 Not all the time. 00:11:06.925 --> 00:11:08.560 My name is April Vavani. 00:11:08.594 --> 00:11:13.999 I am this year's student editor of the Crab Orchard Review, our literary magazine. 00:11:16.902 --> 00:11:19.305 - Kate, let's get a drink later, yeah? - Yeah, yeah. 00:11:19.338 --> 00:11:20.906 I am so excited to welcome you all to the last speaker... 00:11:20.939 --> 00:11:23.375 Oh, uh... I love this by the way. 00:11:24.076 --> 00:11:25.477 Very cool. 00:11:25.511 --> 00:11:27.079 Professor David Kirkpatrick will be introducing tonight's author. 00:11:27.112 --> 00:11:29.615 Please welcome Professor Kirkpatrick. 00:11:33.352 --> 00:11:38.824 Well, and everyone, a big thanks to April for organizing this evening. 00:11:39.325 --> 00:11:40.592 I mean, applause, yeah, an applaud... 00:11:41.827 --> 00:11:44.897 Tonight's author comes to us all the way from Chicago... 00:11:44.930 --> 00:11:48.233 - Oh, thank you. - ...and has just published her first novel. 00:11:48.267 --> 00:11:52.171 She also happens to be one of my former students, 00:11:52.204 --> 00:11:57.009 although I do seem to remember you falling asleep during one of my lectures, Kate. 00:12:01.246 --> 00:12:06.118 And now we have the pleasure of hearing an excerpt from her novel, Seasons Past. 00:12:06.151 --> 00:12:08.287 Please welcome, Kate Conklin. 00:12:16.028 --> 00:12:16.929 Thank you. 00:12:19.098 --> 00:12:24.970 Wow, thank you, everyone. Ugh. It is such a pleasure to be back here 00:12:25.003 --> 00:12:27.640 and I'm so excited to share my book with you. 00:12:27.674 --> 00:12:28.675 It just came out. 00:12:30.943 --> 00:12:32.444 Oh, thank you. Thank you. 00:12:32.478 --> 00:12:36.949 Um, yeah, I'm... I am pretty proud of it, even though, I... 00:12:36.982 --> 00:12:42.221 I don't love the cover, um, but anyway, let's... Okay. 00:12:42.254 --> 00:12:45.190 Let's get into it. Okay. All right. 00:12:45.224 --> 00:12:47.226 Um... 00:12:48.227 --> 00:12:50.663 But this morning felt different. 00:12:50.697 --> 00:12:54.266 The clouds seemed to be moving faster than he had ever noticed before. 00:12:54.299 --> 00:12:56.268 Oh, wait! Sorry, just for context, 00:12:56.301 --> 00:13:01.240 this is when the main character Calvin meets his love interest Willoughby. 00:13:03.509 --> 00:13:05.978 But this morning felt different. 00:13:06.011 --> 00:13:10.149 The clouds seemed to be moving faster than he had ever noticed before, 00:13:10.182 --> 00:13:13.018 faster than he thought maybe he'd ever seen 00:13:13.051 --> 00:13:17.690 and the Sun was so bright that as he walked along the familiar shore, 00:13:17.724 --> 00:13:20.993 it felt as though he was walking under a strobe light, 00:13:21.026 --> 00:13:26.098 pulsing almost as often as the cold waves licked his toes. 00:13:26.465 --> 00:13:30.402 And just then, as he took note of all that, 00:13:30.436 --> 00:13:37.209 he started out toward the mossy rock and found that it was occupied. 00:13:40.412 --> 00:13:41.280 Yeah! 00:13:42.214 --> 00:13:44.349 - The students adored you. - Oh, shut up. 00:13:44.383 --> 00:13:46.753 I will not shut up and I will never shut up. 00:13:46.786 --> 00:13:49.087 I was surprised they weren't asking for autographs. 00:13:49.121 --> 00:13:52.291 Well, a few of them did ask for my personal emails. 00:13:52.324 --> 00:13:55.461 Oh, wow. Your personal email address, even better. 00:13:58.798 --> 00:14:00.332 Alexis didn't like it. 00:14:02.034 --> 00:14:03.435 That's not true. 00:14:03.469 --> 00:14:06.438 She's become quite the critic since marrying me. 00:14:06.472 --> 00:14:09.341 Come on, it's fine, Kate can handle it. 00:14:09.374 --> 00:14:11.343 It's good for her. It's good to hear criticism. 00:14:11.376 --> 00:14:15.347 It's just... I had a hard time connecting, is all I said. 00:14:15.380 --> 00:14:16.348 Oh! 00:14:16.381 --> 00:14:18.217 It's okay, it's not for everyone. 00:14:20.419 --> 00:14:23.121 I thought it was fantastic. 00:14:24.490 --> 00:14:27.493 Well, on that awkward note, I'm going to use the restroom. 00:14:27.526 --> 00:14:30.128 - Come on, it's okay? - No, it's okay. 00:14:30.162 --> 00:14:31.396 I actually just have to go. 00:14:33.833 --> 00:14:34.600 Asshole. 00:14:43.075 --> 00:14:45.511 Well, that's just a cute little name she has for me. 00:14:45.544 --> 00:14:48.514 - Hmm, for when you're being an asshole? - For when I'm being an asshole. 00:14:50.817 --> 00:14:54.152 Yeah, so what's next for you, Miss Conklin? 00:14:55.287 --> 00:14:56.455 Tell me all of your plans. 00:14:56.488 --> 00:15:02.294 Oh, well, I'm in sort of limbo right now. 00:15:02.327 --> 00:15:04.429 - I'm writing some. - Good. 00:15:05.264 --> 00:15:06.231 How's your book doing? 00:15:06.265 --> 00:15:11.470 Um, well, not as good as I would have hoped. 00:15:11.503 --> 00:15:14.039 I guess the sales are sort of low. 00:15:15.374 --> 00:15:16.643 I cancelled my book tour. 00:15:17.376 --> 00:15:21.079 Well, I'm glad we got you down here then. 00:15:21.113 --> 00:15:23.081 Yeah, me, too. 00:15:23.448 --> 00:15:24.349 Hmm. 00:15:25.350 --> 00:15:27.252 Listen, Kate. I wanted to ask you something. 00:15:28.120 --> 00:15:32.491 Um, what would you think about teaching here? 00:15:33.660 --> 00:15:37.129 - Teaching here? - Teaching here. 00:15:37.162 --> 00:15:38.230 - Teaching here. - Mm-Hm. 00:15:39.531 --> 00:15:42.467 We just formed a search committee to hire someone for the fall 00:15:42.501 --> 00:15:44.503 and I immediately thought of you. 00:15:45.337 --> 00:15:48.307 Uh, what? I don't even have an MFA. 00:15:48.340 --> 00:15:51.410 That's something I think the committee could look past for a published alum. 00:15:57.249 --> 00:15:59.318 It would be nice to have you here again, Kate. 00:16:06.224 --> 00:16:08.427 - Have a good night. - Bye! Thanks again. 00:16:23.241 --> 00:16:24.142 Oh, God! 00:16:25.912 --> 00:16:27.379 Oh, shit! 00:16:31.550 --> 00:16:33.218 Oh! 00:16:56.709 --> 00:16:58.310 Oh, my God! 00:16:59.812 --> 00:17:06.318 I am so sorry. I did not mean to wake you up. I... I can't find my keys. 00:17:06.351 --> 00:17:08.520 I did have it around my neck, but I'm gonna be honest. 00:17:08.553 --> 00:17:11.356 It was a little embarrassing, so I put it in my bag and I now... 00:17:11.390 --> 00:17:15.662 I... I will... I... I will pay for more keys. I am so sorry. 00:17:19.699 --> 00:17:20.633 Okay. 00:17:25.972 --> 00:17:26.706 Hmm. 00:17:30.375 --> 00:17:31.110 What up? 00:17:31.144 --> 00:17:33.746 Laura, guess where I am? 00:17:33.780 --> 00:17:36.716 - Where? - In Carbondale. 00:17:36.749 --> 00:17:38.450 On your book tour? 00:17:38.483 --> 00:17:40.419 Uh, not exactly. 00:17:40.452 --> 00:17:42.955 David Kirkpatrick brought me down to do a reading. 00:17:42.989 --> 00:17:46.693 Whoa, I haven't heard about that dude in a while. 00:17:46.726 --> 00:17:48.161 Oh, remember how he used to be so into you. 00:17:48.193 --> 00:17:53.966 He was not. He's married now. Also, the point is, I'm in Carbondale. 00:17:54.000 --> 00:17:57.302 Wow, Carbondale. That's wild. 00:17:57.335 --> 00:18:00.439 And I'm staying at that bed-and-breakfast on our old street. 00:18:00.472 --> 00:18:03.009 Does it still smell like weed? 00:18:03.042 --> 00:18:04.010 Yes. 00:18:05.745 --> 00:18:10.248 Oh, my God, I love it here. I forgot how cozy this place is. 00:18:10.615 --> 00:18:11.550 Oh, my God! 00:18:12.451 --> 00:18:14.654 I am standing right in front of our old house. 00:18:14.687 --> 00:18:16.689 Man, I loved that house. 00:18:16.723 --> 00:18:20.592 We had all those like little Tibetan prayer flags everywhere. 00:18:20.626 --> 00:18:24.731 Actually, I'm realizing now that that was probably some fucked up cultural appropriation... 00:18:24.764 --> 00:18:26.733 Okay, I love you. I gotta go. Okay, goodbye. 00:18:27.499 --> 00:18:28.533 Okay, send me a pic of the house. 00:18:28.567 --> 00:18:30.268 Okay, I will. Bye, bye. 00:18:33.405 --> 00:18:34.573 This is Michael's voicemail. 00:18:34.606 --> 00:18:36.676 I won't listen to it, but I'll see that you called. 00:18:37.677 --> 00:18:40.012 Hey, Michael. It's Kate. 00:18:40.046 --> 00:18:41.781 Uh, I just missed a call from you. 00:18:41.814 --> 00:18:46.418 Um, I don't know if you're calling to get together or whatever, 00:18:46.451 --> 00:18:50.355 but I'm actually out of town, uh, on my book tour. 00:18:50.857 --> 00:18:53.793 So, maybe we could get a drink when I'm back in town. 00:18:53.826 --> 00:18:57.496 Great, okay. So, give me a call back. Okay, bye. 00:19:10.743 --> 00:19:13.478 - Hey! - Oh, hi. 00:19:13.512 --> 00:19:16.581 S... Um, sorry. I used to live here. 00:19:17.116 --> 00:19:19.685 Aren't you the visiting author? 00:19:19.719 --> 00:19:24.523 Yeah, I'm... I'm Kate. Hi. Hi. I'm staying right across the street. 00:19:24.556 --> 00:19:26.726 Cool, cool. Yeah. I'm Animal. 00:19:29.629 --> 00:19:31.097 Did you want to see the whole place? 00:19:31.130 --> 00:19:33.633 Yes, yeah. 00:19:36.102 --> 00:19:37.302 That's Hugo. 00:19:39.404 --> 00:19:40.740 - Hey. - Hi. 00:19:40.773 --> 00:19:42.340 Kate used to live here. 00:19:42.842 --> 00:19:46.444 - Really? - Like 15 years ago. 00:19:46.478 --> 00:19:48.547 Now she's like a super successful author. 00:19:49.414 --> 00:19:51.884 - Cool. - Well, I wouldn't say super. 00:19:51.918 --> 00:19:53.418 You wrote a book. 00:19:53.451 --> 00:19:54.687 She wrote a book. 00:19:54.720 --> 00:19:57.556 Hey, did they used to call this the Writer's Retreat back then? 00:19:57.589 --> 00:19:59.424 Do you guys still call it the Writer's Retreat? 00:19:59.792 --> 00:20:02.762 - I named it the Writer's Retreat. - Seriously? 00:20:02.795 --> 00:20:05.798 Yes, we were all creative writing majors. 00:20:05.832 --> 00:20:08.868 Man, you're like our forefathers then. 00:20:11.469 --> 00:20:12.638 That's Tall Brandon. 00:20:13.639 --> 00:20:14.740 Hey. 00:20:16.676 --> 00:20:18.376 Can I see my old room? 00:20:19.444 --> 00:20:24.116 - I put those stars up there. - Wow, I look at those. 00:20:24.150 --> 00:20:26.652 Hmm, I used to look at them, too. 00:20:32.191 --> 00:20:35.560 Man, I feel so far away from the person I was when I lived in this room. 00:20:35.594 --> 00:20:38.363 I can't wait to feel far away from this room. 00:20:38.764 --> 00:20:40.498 I remember that feeling too. 00:20:41.634 --> 00:20:42.735 And now you're back. 00:20:42.768 --> 00:20:44.904 Yes. I'm back at college. 00:20:46.438 --> 00:20:47.940 Do you know Professor Kirkpatrick? 00:20:47.974 --> 00:20:49.608 He's the one who invited me here. 00:20:49.642 --> 00:20:53.578 - I don't have him, but my girlfriend's in his class. - Oh, yeah. He's incredible. 00:20:53.612 --> 00:20:55.681 I mean, he's pretty much the reason I'm a writer. 00:20:56.649 --> 00:20:58.651 Yeah, no, everyone seems to really like him. 00:20:59.785 --> 00:21:00.720 Hey. 00:21:04.589 --> 00:21:06.826 Do you still want to get the kegs? 00:21:06.859 --> 00:21:09.862 Tall Brandon, you want to maybe put some clothes on? 00:21:11.831 --> 00:21:13.531 I'm not fully dry yet. 00:21:16.534 --> 00:21:18.738 We're having a party tonight. 00:21:18.771 --> 00:21:20.873 We used to have incredible parties here. 00:21:21.908 --> 00:21:23.175 You should come. 00:21:23.209 --> 00:21:24.644 Yeah, maybe. 00:21:49.702 --> 00:21:51.938 Chris lunged at me with unimaginable speed 00:21:51.971 --> 00:21:55.675 and plunged his sword past my third arm toward... 00:21:56.676 --> 00:21:58.576 Carry on. 00:21:58.610 --> 00:22:00.578 ...directly into my heart. 00:22:00.947 --> 00:22:04.549 Strangely, as I began bleeding to death in the middle of the park, 00:22:04.582 --> 00:22:06.953 all I could think about was whether this was the fastest 00:22:06.986 --> 00:22:09.454 that anyone had ever died in sword combat. 00:22:09.989 --> 00:22:11.424 I was torn about it. 00:22:11.456 --> 00:22:13.626 On the one hand, it didn't seem like anyone could have ever died faster, 00:22:13.659 --> 00:22:15.895 but then again, whenever you think something like that, 00:22:15.928 --> 00:22:18.631 there's always someone ready to defy your expectation. 00:22:18.998 --> 00:22:22.702 Oh, wow, well, much improved, much improved. 00:22:24.270 --> 00:22:26.839 I think I may only add one small, small note. I think you know what it is. 00:22:26.872 --> 00:22:28.040 I want you to chop off the beginning. 00:22:28.774 --> 00:22:30.743 First page, gone. 00:22:30.776 --> 00:22:31.844 Okay, yeah. 00:22:31.877 --> 00:22:34.280 I know it's difficult, but we should just be in it. 00:22:34.313 --> 00:22:35.715 Yeah, thank you. 00:22:35.748 --> 00:22:36.782 Be in it already. 00:22:37.984 --> 00:22:40.485 All right, so you may have noticed that we have a visitor. 00:22:41.687 --> 00:22:44.657 Uh, some of you were in her reading last night 00:22:44.690 --> 00:22:47.693 and for those of you who were not, this is Kate Conklin. 00:22:47.727 --> 00:22:51.563 Uh, it may interest you to know that long ago in ancient history, 00:22:51.596 --> 00:22:55.067 Kate was in my very first class ever as a professor. 00:22:55.801 --> 00:22:59.705 And I think, that year, I was younger than you are now if you can believe it? 00:22:59.739 --> 00:23:00.873 I can't. 00:23:00.906 --> 00:23:02.742 I know. It does seem unbelievable. 00:23:02.775 --> 00:23:05.277 All right, well, Miss Conklin is here to observe, 00:23:05.311 --> 00:23:06.712 so, let's give her something to observe. 00:23:06.746 --> 00:23:07.646 Who's up next? 00:23:08.114 --> 00:23:09.015 I'll go. 00:23:09.048 --> 00:23:10.582 April. Fantastic. 00:23:20.893 --> 00:23:22.028 This is called Duvet. 00:23:25.064 --> 00:23:29.802 I imagine you stepping into this dream wearing your own body and saying, 00:23:29.835 --> 00:23:33.139 "What the fuck?" Like you already know what the fuck? 00:23:35.074 --> 00:23:39.011 I don't mean to sound crass, but where your teeth meet my flesh is a pressure point. 00:23:40.079 --> 00:23:43.082 I go limp when out buying groceries, 00:23:44.650 --> 00:23:46.919 the burning orange chicken in your beard 00:23:46.952 --> 00:23:49.889 smells like a pesticide and it kills me. 00:23:51.724 --> 00:23:54.827 Tired now, I unbutton your skin and slip inside 00:23:55.161 --> 00:23:59.799 where everything is white and only I exist. 00:24:06.005 --> 00:24:08.741 I lost a bunch of library books and I didn't know if that would affect my grade. 00:24:09.742 --> 00:24:14.680 That's... That's something you'll have to talk about with the librarian, you know. 00:24:14.713 --> 00:24:15.915 - Okay. - Yeah. 00:24:15.948 --> 00:24:19.018 Kate, thanks for coming. Did you enjoy it? 00:24:19.051 --> 00:24:21.353 Oh, oh, my gosh. Yeah, I loved it. 00:24:21.387 --> 00:24:28.360 All right. Okay, well, it's actually my office hour now, so I can't hang out, but, um... 00:24:28.394 --> 00:24:30.663 Oh, yeah, of course. 00:24:30.696 --> 00:24:33.966 But I... I was thinking, uh, perhaps we could get dinner tomorrow, yeah? 00:24:33.999 --> 00:24:34.800 Yes. 00:24:34.834 --> 00:24:37.602 - Okay, right. - Yeah, with Alexis? 00:24:38.003 --> 00:24:42.408 Oh, uh, no. She... She'll be out of town. 00:24:42.441 --> 00:24:43.375 Oh. 00:24:43.409 --> 00:24:44.677 - In Kentucky. - Bummer! 00:24:44.710 --> 00:24:46.112 Visiting her sister. 00:24:46.145 --> 00:24:46.979 Cool. 00:24:47.012 --> 00:24:49.148 - Yeah, but you and me, yeah? - Yeah. 00:24:49.882 --> 00:24:51.616 Thank you again for having me. 00:24:51.984 --> 00:24:53.618 Thank you for being had. 00:24:55.754 --> 00:24:58.858 - Sorry, inappropriate probably. - Yeah, it's all right. 00:25:00.126 --> 00:25:01.727 - I'm not allowed to say this kind of thing anymore. - No. 00:25:01.760 --> 00:25:03.729 But all right, I'll see you tomorrow. 00:25:03.762 --> 00:25:05.064 - Yes. - Yeah, okay great. 00:25:05.764 --> 00:25:06.699 Okay. 00:25:30.456 --> 00:25:31.223 Kate Conklin? 00:25:32.958 --> 00:25:35.661 - It's me. It's Brad. - Brad? 00:25:36.128 --> 00:25:38.731 Oh, my God! Bradley Cooper. 00:25:38.764 --> 00:25:42.902 - Hi. - Oh, you're like a man now. 00:25:42.935 --> 00:25:46.138 Thanks. Thank... You too. I mean, a woman, I mean. 00:25:46.172 --> 00:25:51.177 Wow. Bradley Cooper, crazy! It's been so long. 00:25:51.210 --> 00:25:53.946 Yeah, I... I... I actually just go by Brad now. 00:25:53.979 --> 00:25:55.814 - Really? - Yeah. 00:25:57.016 --> 00:25:58.784 So, what are you doing here? 00:25:58.817 --> 00:26:01.787 Oh, right. Oh, I'm just in town for a few days. 00:26:01.820 --> 00:26:04.957 The university brought me down to do a reading for my new book. 00:26:04.990 --> 00:26:08.160 No ways! So, you actually became a writer? That's so cool. 00:26:08.194 --> 00:26:10.095 Yeah, I guess it is. 00:26:18.170 --> 00:26:20.906 Oh, my God! What fun thing are you doing right now? 00:26:20.940 --> 00:26:23.943 You're never gonna fucking believe who I'm getting drinks with. 00:26:23.976 --> 00:26:26.078 - Who? - Bradley Cooper. 00:26:26.111 --> 00:26:28.080 From Smith Halls? 00:26:28.113 --> 00:26:30.149 Yes, except for he's like really cool now. 00:26:31.317 --> 00:26:34.053 Do you remember when we saw him crying? 00:26:34.086 --> 00:26:36.822 Oh, my God! Yes. In the Jimmy John's. 00:26:36.855 --> 00:26:38.157 You should sneak me a pic of him. 00:26:38.190 --> 00:26:40.125 No, I'm not doing that. 00:26:40.159 --> 00:26:41.961 Come on, I want to see him. 00:26:41.994 --> 00:26:45.030 No, you always make me do that and I always get caught. 00:26:45.064 --> 00:26:47.933 I want to see him, Kate, come on. 00:26:47.967 --> 00:26:48.867 - No. - Katie. 00:26:48.901 --> 00:26:50.069 No, I'm not doing it. 00:26:50.102 --> 00:26:51.036 - Katie. - I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it. 00:26:51.070 --> 00:26:51.837 I gotta go. I'm here. I love you. Goodbye. 00:26:51.870 --> 00:26:53.739 I gotta go. I love you. 00:26:58.210 --> 00:27:01.981 I got a pitcher of beer coming. I hope that's okay. I took the liberty of choosing. 00:27:02.014 --> 00:27:03.249 Oh, yeah. That's fine. 00:27:04.016 --> 00:27:06.518 Uh, sorry, this is a work thing. 00:27:06.552 --> 00:27:08.554 I have to answer this real quick. I'm sorry. 00:27:18.163 --> 00:27:19.999 Oh, what was that? 00:27:20.032 --> 00:27:23.035 Oh, God, my phone just keeps flashing. 00:27:23.569 --> 00:27:24.937 Oh, weird. 00:27:24.970 --> 00:27:25.871 Yes. 00:27:27.339 --> 00:27:29.174 I'm so glad that you came. 00:27:30.576 --> 00:27:35.781 This is weird, but I used to jerk off to you in college. 00:27:36.582 --> 00:27:37.751 Really? 00:27:37.783 --> 00:27:41.320 Yes, like you were my number one... number one jerk off. 00:27:42.254 --> 00:27:43.289 Wow. 00:27:44.290 --> 00:27:46.892 Yeah, and then when I saw you today, I just... 00:27:46.925 --> 00:27:51.163 It all came rushing back and I was like, "Oh, my God! I forgot about that girl." 00:27:51.964 --> 00:27:53.165 Totally! 00:27:53.198 --> 00:27:55.267 Sorry that took forever. 00:27:55.301 --> 00:27:57.169 The bartender was so slow. 00:27:57.202 --> 00:28:01.173 Oh, that's okay. Uh, do we order food with you, or up at the bar? 00:28:01.206 --> 00:28:03.575 Oh, no. I don't work here. 00:28:03.609 --> 00:28:05.611 Oh, yeah. No, Kate, this is my friend Rachel. 00:28:05.645 --> 00:28:08.080 - She's an old friend. - Oh, I'm so sorry. 00:28:08.113 --> 00:28:09.848 Oh, that's... It's great. 00:28:09.882 --> 00:28:10.416 Yeah. 00:28:14.019 --> 00:28:16.388 - So, were you already here? - Mm-Hm. 00:28:16.422 --> 00:28:18.090 Brad invited me. 00:28:18.957 --> 00:28:20.159 Yeah, I thought we could all hang out together. 00:28:21.360 --> 00:28:22.828 Totally. 00:28:25.097 --> 00:28:26.865 - Kate, you want to vape? - Oh! 00:28:27.366 --> 00:28:29.335 - It's weed. - No, I'm... I'm good. 00:28:29.368 --> 00:28:31.303 - Oh, come on. - You just press the button. 00:28:31.337 --> 00:28:32.271 - Press the button. - Yeah. 00:28:33.673 --> 00:28:35.040 So, what's your book you wrote? 00:28:35.074 --> 00:28:36.342 Oh, yeah, tell us about it. 00:28:36.375 --> 00:28:37.910 Oh, yeah, oh. 00:28:37.943 --> 00:28:40.045 Um, so it takes place in New England, 00:28:40.079 --> 00:28:44.116 on this island off the coast of Connecticut called Manchester Island 00:28:44.149 --> 00:28:47.152 and the main character is this guy called Calvin. 00:28:47.186 --> 00:28:48.987 And he's really wealthy, 00:28:49.021 --> 00:28:51.890 but he has this like really strained relationship with his parents 00:28:51.924 --> 00:28:55.961 because he's adopted and he's always felt out of place, you know. 00:28:55.994 --> 00:28:57.963 And, um, so, okay. 00:28:57.996 --> 00:29:00.099 So, anyway, every day, he goes for a walk 00:29:00.132 --> 00:29:01.967 and he sits on this really specific rock 00:29:02.000 --> 00:29:04.169 and then one day, he goes there and there's this woman there. 00:29:04.203 --> 00:29:08.974 And he's never seen her before, but she's beautiful and she's wild. 00:29:09.007 --> 00:29:09.942 - And she's... - Do they fuck? 00:29:10.677 --> 00:29:12.044 They actually don't. 00:29:12.077 --> 00:29:16.649 He loves her, of course, but the whole thing is very restrained. 00:29:16.683 --> 00:29:19.385 Yeah, I could go for a little restraint. 00:29:19.418 --> 00:29:20.586 Exactly. 00:29:20.619 --> 00:29:23.255 So, could I, but you know, people don't usually want that. 00:29:23.288 --> 00:29:26.659 They want something dramatic and exciting, bold. 00:29:26.693 --> 00:29:29.995 But I don't think that life is bold like it is stories. 00:29:30.028 --> 00:29:33.098 I think real life is just very restrained. 00:29:48.113 --> 00:29:50.349 Oh, my God! I'm not doing this anymore. 00:29:51.316 --> 00:29:52.918 Get up, Meredith. 00:29:53.285 --> 00:29:55.220 Meredith, get up. 00:29:55.254 --> 00:29:58.123 I'm getting seriously pissed off with you right now. 00:29:58.725 --> 00:30:00.259 My legs are broken. 00:30:00.292 --> 00:30:02.928 Your legs are not broken. Get up. 00:30:06.198 --> 00:30:09.001 Oh, God! 00:30:09.034 --> 00:30:10.068 Fuck! 00:30:12.304 --> 00:30:13.972 Oh, my God! 00:30:49.408 --> 00:30:51.143 Who the fuck is that? 00:31:15.067 --> 00:31:16.268 Write back. 00:31:18.370 --> 00:31:20.405 Write back, you fucking asshole. 00:31:39.826 --> 00:31:40.559 Hey. 00:31:43.195 --> 00:31:46.298 - Hey. - Laura, I'm at our house. 00:31:46.331 --> 00:31:48.400 What are you doing at our house? 00:31:48.433 --> 00:31:50.168 They're having a party. 00:31:50.202 --> 00:31:51.838 Wait, what happened to Bradley Cooper? 00:31:51.871 --> 00:31:54.339 Oh, that was the worst. Oh, my God, I'll tell you about it later. 00:31:54.874 --> 00:31:57.543 - What's it like? - It seems cool. 00:31:57.576 --> 00:32:00.112 Like way cooler than our parties. 00:32:00.145 --> 00:32:01.513 - Oh! - What are you doing? 00:32:03.282 --> 00:32:08.387 Oh. Well, I guess I was peeing, but now I'm just sitting on the toilet with my pants down. 00:32:08.420 --> 00:32:12.391 Okay, so Michael posted a new photo and this one is with a girl. 00:32:12.424 --> 00:32:14.627 You have to stop looking at his Instagram. 00:32:14.661 --> 00:32:20.198 I know. I only look at it when I'm sad and I texted him. 00:32:20.232 --> 00:32:21.366 Kate! 00:32:21.400 --> 00:32:23.135 Oh, shit! I think he's ringing me back. 00:32:24.303 --> 00:32:25.872 It's just my battery. I gotta go. 00:32:25.905 --> 00:32:29.575 Okay, well, I probably wet my vagina now. 00:32:29.608 --> 00:32:30.609 Call me in the morning. 00:32:31.911 --> 00:32:32.845 She's gone. 00:32:41.620 --> 00:32:43.388 Hey, Tall Brandon. 00:32:43.422 --> 00:32:46.391 Oh, hey. You came to our party. 00:32:46.425 --> 00:32:48.226 - Mm-Hm. - This is so crazy. 00:32:48.628 --> 00:32:50.362 Do you want some weed? 00:32:51.563 --> 00:32:57.235 Um, do you think it's like ethical for me to do drugs with you? 00:32:58.403 --> 00:32:59.504 I don't know. 00:33:06.244 --> 00:33:09.481 I used to dance in this room like 15 years ago. 00:33:10.515 --> 00:33:13.185 I was in kindergarten 15 years ago. 00:34:01.600 --> 00:34:03.402 - Hey, you came. - What? 00:34:03.435 --> 00:34:04.671 I said, hey you came. 00:34:04.704 --> 00:34:05.705 Hold on. 00:34:08.975 --> 00:34:11.276 - You came. - Oh, yeah. 00:34:11.309 --> 00:34:12.712 - Yeah. - Is it weird? 00:34:13.545 --> 00:34:15.347 Yes, it's super weird. 00:34:15.380 --> 00:34:17.582 - Really? - Yeah, I'm kidding. It's fine. 00:34:17.616 --> 00:34:19.184 No one thinks it's weird. 00:34:19.686 --> 00:34:21.353 Trust me, it's awesome. 00:34:21.754 --> 00:34:23.622 I mean you're like an actual writer. 00:34:25.323 --> 00:34:27.727 I mean, technically, you're an actual writer, too. 00:34:29.561 --> 00:34:31.430 Technically, yes. That's true. 00:34:34.399 --> 00:34:35.467 April! 00:34:41.406 --> 00:34:44.342 I'm... I'm going to go dance. 00:34:44.376 --> 00:34:46.679 - Okay. - Okay. 00:34:57.622 --> 00:34:58.490 Cool party. 00:35:00.325 --> 00:35:01.259 Yeah. 00:35:12.304 --> 00:35:13.238 Oh, my God! 00:35:18.543 --> 00:35:22.682 Hey, Tall Brandon. Do you have an iPhone charger? 00:35:22.715 --> 00:35:26.351 - What? - Do you have an iPhone charger? 00:35:26.384 --> 00:35:28.020 Oh, I'm a Galaxy boy. 00:35:28.054 --> 00:35:29.756 You got to talk to Animal, he's upstairs. 00:35:29.789 --> 00:35:31.023 - Animal? - Yeah, Animal. 00:35:31.057 --> 00:35:32.424 Oh, yeah. Cool. 00:35:38.097 --> 00:35:38.831 Animal. 00:36:10.897 --> 00:36:11.798 Oh, no! 00:36:14.466 --> 00:36:15.600 Did you buy more condoms? 00:36:16.535 --> 00:36:17.804 - Good. - Yep. 00:36:17.837 --> 00:36:19.806 Don't rip my skirt. 00:36:21.107 --> 00:36:22.474 Don't do it. 00:36:23.910 --> 00:36:24.811 You got it. 00:36:24.844 --> 00:36:26.813 Mm-Mm, good. 00:36:28.114 --> 00:36:33.451 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 00:36:33.485 --> 00:36:36.088 - Help me. Help me with my shirt. Okay. - Okay. 00:36:36.122 --> 00:36:38.724 Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. 00:36:39.926 --> 00:36:41.794 Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's it. 00:36:45.798 --> 00:36:47.099 What? 00:36:51.938 --> 00:36:53.673 Wait. Go to the last one. 00:36:55.507 --> 00:36:58.845 Hmm, that's definitely attention-seeking behavior. 00:36:58.878 --> 00:37:00.847 Okay, go to the one with the girl. 00:37:03.683 --> 00:37:04.851 I think she's just a friend. 00:37:04.884 --> 00:37:06.618 Hold on. See if she's tagged. 00:37:06.652 --> 00:37:08.955 Okay. Oh, she's tagged. 00:37:19.632 --> 00:37:21.901 My God! He has a girlfriend. 00:37:22.635 --> 00:37:24.637 Oh, I'm so pathetic. 00:37:26.471 --> 00:37:28.674 Were you hoping you guys would get back together? 00:37:28.708 --> 00:37:31.143 No. Not. 00:37:31.177 --> 00:37:34.747 Maybe. Oh, God! Oh, my God! Maybe I was. 00:37:35.882 --> 00:37:37.683 Breakups are hard, man. 00:37:38.885 --> 00:37:40.286 Do you want us to walk you home? 00:37:40.319 --> 00:37:44.489 No, I can't even get in. I lost the key and that old lady is so mean. 00:37:57.535 --> 00:38:00.873 I can make up a little, um, bed on the couch if you want. 00:38:01.606 --> 00:38:02.507 Oh! 00:38:06.979 --> 00:38:08.881 I'll go make it. Right. 00:38:26.799 --> 00:38:27.700 What's up? 00:38:29.802 --> 00:38:30.937 Oh, my God! 00:38:33.973 --> 00:38:35.942 Hey, how are you feeling? 00:38:36.976 --> 00:38:37.910 Great. 00:38:37.944 --> 00:38:40.578 Is it... Thank you for... 00:38:40.947 --> 00:38:43.015 Hey, we should clean up before we head out. 00:38:45.751 --> 00:38:47.552 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 00:38:47.585 --> 00:38:49.554 Hey, when are we leaving? 00:38:49.587 --> 00:38:51.724 In like, 30. 00:38:52.590 --> 00:38:55.728 - Hey. - Hi. 00:38:56.594 --> 00:38:57.595 You're still here. 00:38:59.065 --> 00:39:01.834 Yeah, I... I kind of slept here. 00:39:01.867 --> 00:39:05.004 Cool. What are you doing today? 00:39:05.805 --> 00:39:11.844 Um, I think I'm meeting with students later this afternoon. 00:39:11.877 --> 00:39:13.813 Do you want to hang out before? 00:39:13.846 --> 00:39:16.514 Emma got her roommate's car and we're going to the lake. 00:39:16.548 --> 00:39:18.951 Oh, my God! I've not thought about that lake in forever. 00:39:18.985 --> 00:39:20.485 Yeah, it'll be fun. 00:39:29.328 --> 00:39:30.730 I think I'm gonna take a shower. 00:39:43.642 --> 00:39:44.977 Oh, God! 00:40:08.934 --> 00:40:10.903 - Hey. - Hi. 00:40:12.905 --> 00:40:14.073 Nice shirt. 00:40:15.941 --> 00:40:16.942 Oh, yeah. 00:40:19.779 --> 00:40:21.013 - Hey. - Hi. 00:40:34.827 --> 00:40:35.961 You want one? 00:40:36.362 --> 00:40:37.562 Oh, are those drugs? 00:40:38.596 --> 00:40:41.667 Yeah, it's a weed gummy, but it's pretty chill. 00:40:52.711 --> 00:40:56.082 Oh, I don't have a swimsuit or anything. 00:40:57.416 --> 00:40:58.717 Just wear your bra. 00:41:04.657 --> 00:41:05.357 Um. 00:41:18.938 --> 00:41:19.839 Sup? 00:41:20.940 --> 00:41:22.208 Sup? 00:41:23.876 --> 00:41:25.644 - Hey. - Hi. 00:41:26.011 --> 00:41:26.946 You want to come in? 00:41:46.165 --> 00:41:49.201 Oh, man, I don't think these gummies are working. 00:41:49.235 --> 00:41:50.136 Yeah. 00:41:51.770 --> 00:41:53.973 Yeah, not really doing anything. 00:41:54.006 --> 00:41:55.875 Maybe a dud. 00:41:55.908 --> 00:41:58.944 Mm-Hm, yeah. 00:41:58.978 --> 00:42:01.847 Hey, I think I read something of yours from when you were here. 00:42:02.481 --> 00:42:03.883 - You did? - Yeah. 00:42:03.916 --> 00:42:05.151 The one about your brother. 00:42:06.919 --> 00:42:07.887 You read that? 00:42:07.920 --> 00:42:10.156 Yeah, it was really good. 00:42:13.759 --> 00:42:15.027 Try saying that to my parents. 00:42:15.060 --> 00:42:17.062 They hardly talked to me after I wrote it. 00:42:19.765 --> 00:42:20.966 Did your brother really die? 00:42:21.500 --> 00:42:22.234 Yeah. 00:42:24.236 --> 00:42:25.938 Was he really an asshole? 00:42:28.140 --> 00:42:29.108 Yeah. 00:42:32.211 --> 00:42:33.913 I wish I could write stuff like that. 00:42:36.115 --> 00:42:38.684 I don't know, it didn't really pan out for me. 00:42:39.218 --> 00:42:41.153 I think it was too sad or something, 00:42:41.187 --> 00:42:43.189 you know, made people uncomfortable. 00:42:45.524 --> 00:42:49.728 It's not really my style anymore, you know, it's out of fashion. 00:42:49.762 --> 00:42:51.096 Personal essay is dead. 00:42:53.199 --> 00:42:54.099 Right. 00:43:09.114 --> 00:43:14.520 Yeah, I think, um... I think those gummies are starting to work. 00:43:16.288 --> 00:43:19.825 It's like as soon as you think you're not stoned 00:43:19.858 --> 00:43:21.961 that's when you realize you're definitely stoned. 00:43:21.994 --> 00:43:25.898 Yeah, it's like your body knows before your mind knows, 00:43:25.931 --> 00:43:31.337 but your body is sending signals to your mind saying, "Hey, check in on yourself." 00:43:32.538 --> 00:43:35.274 Yeah, it's like your brain is too stupid to catch up, 00:43:35.307 --> 00:43:37.910 so, you feel it before you know it. 00:43:39.812 --> 00:43:41.247 You feel it before you know it. 00:43:42.548 --> 00:43:43.282 Cool. 00:43:45.117 --> 00:43:46.118 Very cool. 00:43:47.553 --> 00:43:50.522 You're supposed to catch it. Come on. 00:43:52.024 --> 00:43:53.259 - You want to play? - Sure. 00:43:55.294 --> 00:43:56.795 All right, all right. 00:43:58.163 --> 00:43:59.031 Wow. 00:44:00.966 --> 00:44:02.534 Hey, watch out. Emma has a hell of an arm. 00:44:02.568 --> 00:44:03.402 - Oh, shit! - Ready? 00:44:03.435 --> 00:44:05.271 - Yeah. - We're ready. Yeah, we're ready. 00:44:05.304 --> 00:44:08.307 Oh, schnikes! 00:44:20.586 --> 00:44:21.920 Hey, what's going on? 00:44:23.155 --> 00:44:24.056 April's here. 00:44:25.157 --> 00:44:27.926 Oh, yeah. I think I saw her at the party last night. 00:44:28.193 --> 00:44:31.063 Yeah, we haven't seen her in a while though. 00:44:32.898 --> 00:44:34.900 She read a poem in class yesterday. 00:44:34.933 --> 00:44:37.236 Yeah, she's like the star of the English department. 00:44:41.206 --> 00:44:43.075 Animal thinks she's cheating on him. 00:44:45.110 --> 00:44:46.145 Really? 00:44:48.414 --> 00:44:50.983 Brandon, get in the water. 00:44:56.989 --> 00:44:58.390 Oh, I think I gotta go. 00:44:59.759 --> 00:45:04.863 - Elliot, I'm so sorry. - Not a problem. It was a beautiful drive. 00:45:22.682 --> 00:45:23.849 Austin. 00:45:27.119 --> 00:45:28.020 Austin. 00:45:30.155 --> 00:45:31.890 Hi, excuse me. 00:45:33.158 --> 00:45:35.194 I am looking for an Austin. 00:45:36.328 --> 00:45:38.163 I... I don't know about that person. 00:45:38.197 --> 00:45:40.999 Oh, damn, I'm supposed to have a meeting with him. 00:45:41.033 --> 00:45:44.370 There was a guy here waiting around earlier, but he left. 00:45:44.403 --> 00:45:46.138 Oh, damn it. Do you think that was Austin? 00:45:47.106 --> 00:45:49.274 - What does he look like? - I don't know. 00:46:42.261 --> 00:46:43.328 Yeah, that's a good one. 00:46:46.465 --> 00:46:47.366 Hey. 00:46:51.336 --> 00:46:53.505 I really liked your reading in class, by the way. 00:46:54.473 --> 00:46:57.943 - Thanks. - You're really lucky to have David as a professor. 00:46:58.477 --> 00:47:00.212 He was a huge influence on me. 00:47:00.747 --> 00:47:03.482 Yeah, he's... He's awesome. 00:47:07.386 --> 00:47:09.354 So, do you want to talk about your work? 00:47:10.055 --> 00:47:14.326 Yeah, for sure, I mean, that's why I'm here. 00:47:14.359 --> 00:47:15.527 Okay. 00:47:15.561 --> 00:47:17.730 Well, I think if you cut down on the length of this one 00:47:17.764 --> 00:47:19.732 and reformat it, it would really help. 00:47:19.766 --> 00:47:22.067 Plus, I would probably change the title. 00:47:23.535 --> 00:47:25.070 What's wrong with the title? 00:47:25.103 --> 00:47:27.105 One-word titles aren't really in Vogue right now. 00:47:27.139 --> 00:47:29.241 They're seen as kind of grandiose. 00:47:30.209 --> 00:47:35.113 Oh, but, uh, I don't think I want to change it. 00:47:35.815 --> 00:47:38.984 - What do you mean? - I mean, I already really like it. 00:47:39.786 --> 00:47:42.221 I wrote it about something that's really important to me. 00:47:42.521 --> 00:47:44.223 I don't want to fuck with that, you know. 00:47:44.590 --> 00:47:45.925 Okay, yeah. 00:47:45.959 --> 00:47:49.228 But that's part of being a working writer, you gotta make a living. 00:47:50.062 --> 00:47:53.098 I don't know. I just... I don't love the idea of making changes 00:47:53.131 --> 00:47:55.501 for like some random editor in New York or whatever. 00:47:56.368 --> 00:47:57.336 Okay, sure. 00:47:58.570 --> 00:47:59.471 What? 00:48:00.372 --> 00:48:02.407 No, I just think that's a little naive. 00:48:03.442 --> 00:48:07.179 You don't get to be difficult starting out, especially as a woman. 00:48:07.212 --> 00:48:09.147 You got to play the game, or they're never gonna publish you. 00:48:11.583 --> 00:48:14.353 Didn't your publisher just cancel your book tour though? 00:48:14.386 --> 00:48:15.521 How do you know that? 00:48:16.288 --> 00:48:19.157 - Did David tell you that? - Yeah. 00:48:20.092 --> 00:48:22.327 Okay, obviously, I told that to him in confidence, 00:48:22.361 --> 00:48:24.596 but, yes, they did just cancel my tour. 00:48:24.631 --> 00:48:28.100 But that's more about the state of the publishing industry than my book. 00:48:28.500 --> 00:48:32.037 You can't just keep all your work in a binder and never try to get it published. 00:48:32.571 --> 00:48:34.039 I am not gonna do that. 00:48:34.506 --> 00:48:36.074 I'm gonna start my own press. 00:48:36.108 --> 00:48:38.544 Start your own press? 00:48:40.579 --> 00:48:47.286 Yeah, um, I've been gathering my friend's work and, uh... 00:48:56.328 --> 00:49:00.399 And it'll be properly bound and everything, obviously, 00:49:00.432 --> 00:49:03.335 but, yeah, I wanted to know what you thought. 00:49:15.314 --> 00:49:17.349 Uh, yeah. It's cool. 00:49:23.555 --> 00:49:24.623 How'd it go? 00:49:27.225 --> 00:49:29.361 Oh, uh, it was fine. 00:49:29.394 --> 00:49:34.366 Well, we're off to your next stop, dinner with Professor Kirkpatrick. 00:49:34.901 --> 00:49:35.902 What dinner? 00:49:35.935 --> 00:49:38.503 You had me add it to your itinerary yesterday. 00:49:39.304 --> 00:49:41.340 Oh, yeah. Right. 00:50:11.403 --> 00:50:13.438 This is why I never read reviews, Kate. 00:50:13.472 --> 00:50:15.675 I will not go near them. I won't even look at them. 00:50:17.442 --> 00:50:21.380 I Google sometimes and read them... the first line in them. 00:50:21.413 --> 00:50:23.382 No, I won't go further in. 00:50:25.283 --> 00:50:27.920 Critics are the worst kind of human. 00:50:27.954 --> 00:50:29.354 They are the worst kind of human. 00:50:32.557 --> 00:50:34.326 - Who wrote it? - I don't know. 00:50:34.961 --> 00:50:37.262 Probably Nesbo. I bet it was Nesbo. 00:50:37.562 --> 00:50:39.531 That asshole. 00:50:39.564 --> 00:50:42.669 You know there was an email circulating a few years back, 00:50:42.702 --> 00:50:44.536 they had a story that he wrote in his 20s. 00:50:44.569 --> 00:50:46.438 What a piece of shit! 00:50:46.471 --> 00:50:48.941 I'll send that to you. That'll make you feel better. 00:50:48.975 --> 00:50:50.743 It'll make you feel like a genius. 00:50:50.777 --> 00:50:52.712 What did your publisher say? 00:50:53.646 --> 00:50:55.180 He didn't say anything. 00:50:55.580 --> 00:50:56.581 Cowards! 00:50:57.817 --> 00:51:00.720 Publishers are just as bad and you'll find that to be true. 00:51:02.587 --> 00:51:06.191 This is exactly the reason I'm gonna self-publish my next novel. 00:51:07.660 --> 00:51:09.762 You and I are so similar, Kate. 00:51:12.330 --> 00:51:15.500 That's why it'd be great if you came and toured next year. 00:51:16.636 --> 00:51:17.804 Would it? 00:51:17.837 --> 00:51:20.740 Yes, and if you plan it the way I do, it's not a hard job. 00:51:21.573 --> 00:51:24.677 Most of the students don't have a future in writing, let's be honest, 00:51:24.711 --> 00:51:28.380 but the few who do, I mean, you heard April reading in class. 00:51:28.413 --> 00:51:32.350 - You saw how good she was. - Yes, she's very good. 00:51:32.384 --> 00:51:36.789 Well, actually that reminds me, uh, I should get going. 00:51:36.823 --> 00:51:39.659 I promised I'd help her with her portfolio tonight so. 00:51:45.631 --> 00:51:49.468 Hey, chin up. 00:52:11.523 --> 00:52:14.660 - Oh, look who it is. - Sorry, I don't have time for it. 00:52:17.663 --> 00:52:20.733 I wasn't sure you were coming back. 00:52:20.767 --> 00:52:22.400 Of course, I was coming back. 00:52:22.434 --> 00:52:26.438 All my stuff is here and I had to find another place to sleep last night by the way. 00:52:26.471 --> 00:52:28.507 If it was important for you to sleep here, 00:52:28.540 --> 00:52:30.777 you would have arrived at a decent hour. 00:52:30.810 --> 00:52:34.479 I should be able to arrive whenever I want because that's how hotels work. 00:52:34.513 --> 00:52:37.549 Well, this is not a hotel, young lady. 00:52:37.582 --> 00:52:42.789 This is my home and when you're in my home, you live under my rules. 00:52:42.822 --> 00:52:44.090 Just give me another key. 00:52:44.123 --> 00:52:45.457 No more keys. 00:52:45.490 --> 00:52:47.392 Oh, my God! Jesus. 00:52:47.425 --> 00:52:48.426 Fine. 00:53:28.466 --> 00:53:29.367 Hi. 00:53:30.736 --> 00:53:31.671 I snuck out. 00:53:34.606 --> 00:53:35.507 Oh. 00:53:38.443 --> 00:53:41.714 Yeah, she was just like only into herself. She never cared about him. 00:53:41.747 --> 00:53:43.615 Yeah, she sucks. 00:53:44.183 --> 00:53:47.586 So, why'd she break up with him? 00:53:47.619 --> 00:53:49.621 - She's banging another dude. - Shh! 00:53:51.556 --> 00:53:52.925 She basically admitted to it. 00:53:57.697 --> 00:53:59.397 I think I know who it is. 00:54:00.565 --> 00:54:01.701 Kirkpatrick? 00:54:02.668 --> 00:54:03.568 Yeah. 00:54:04.569 --> 00:54:07.606 God, I've always known that guy was a creep. 00:54:07.640 --> 00:54:09.507 He gave me a C in freshman comp. 00:54:10.176 --> 00:54:11.811 - Hmm. - Yeah, I don't trust him. 00:54:11.844 --> 00:54:13.179 Also, isn't he married? 00:54:13.212 --> 00:54:16.148 - Yes, he is. I just met his wife. - See! 00:54:16.182 --> 00:54:17.950 You should write an article about him. 00:54:17.984 --> 00:54:19.752 Expose his ass. 00:54:19.785 --> 00:54:21.453 Yeah, maybe I should. 00:54:21.486 --> 00:54:22.889 Oh, come on. You don't have any proof. 00:54:25.457 --> 00:54:28.426 - He's meeting with her tonight. He told me so. - Really? 00:54:28.794 --> 00:54:31.496 - I wonder where. - I know where he lives. 00:54:32.965 --> 00:54:33.900 Should we go over there? 00:54:37.637 --> 00:54:39.571 We can just go see if her car is there or something. 00:54:40.538 --> 00:54:42.642 - And then what? - Then we'll know. 00:54:43.843 --> 00:54:45.543 Can you get Chloe's car again? 00:54:45.577 --> 00:54:48.613 Oh, shit, no. She's using it tonight. 00:54:51.884 --> 00:54:53.886 I think I know someone who can drive. 00:54:58.523 --> 00:55:00.425 Hey, guys. 00:55:05.998 --> 00:55:07.033 Where are we off to? 00:55:08.668 --> 00:55:09.567 Right here. 00:55:10.836 --> 00:55:13.571 - Great. - You know the exact address? 00:55:13.605 --> 00:55:15.675 It's my mom's house. He lives behind her. 00:55:15.708 --> 00:55:16.742 Oh, crazy. 00:55:22.982 --> 00:55:25.583 Brandon, what are you doing? 00:55:25.617 --> 00:55:26.953 I'm fucking come prepared, man. 00:55:26.986 --> 00:55:28.788 Dude, take off the ski mask. 00:55:29.587 --> 00:55:31.057 No way. 00:55:31.090 --> 00:55:33.626 Thanks for coming, Elliot. I'm glad I caught you before you went to bed. 00:55:33.659 --> 00:55:37.930 Oh, I was already sleeping. I took an Ambien, so I was out. 00:55:38.998 --> 00:55:43.535 You're on Ambien right now? Are you sure you're not too tired to drive? 00:55:43.568 --> 00:55:47.640 Oh, yeah. No problem. I'll sleep when I'm dead. Am I right? 00:55:51.543 --> 00:55:53.946 All right. 00:56:05.590 --> 00:56:06.959 Okay, it's that one. 00:56:07.860 --> 00:56:09.762 Right into that... stop there. 00:56:12.064 --> 00:56:14.033 Hold on, hold on. Someone's parking. 00:56:15.001 --> 00:56:16.702 Elliot, turn off your lights. 00:56:21.573 --> 00:56:22.607 Is that him? 00:56:24.609 --> 00:56:27.512 - It's totally him. - He's got someone with him. 00:56:28.881 --> 00:56:30.750 - Should I take a picture? - No, Brandon, stop. 00:56:30.783 --> 00:56:31.884 Oh, my God! Is that April? 00:56:33.853 --> 00:56:35.553 I can't tell. 00:56:36.088 --> 00:56:37.622 I can't really see her. 00:56:38.991 --> 00:56:40.893 You said your mom lives right behind him, right? 00:56:41.660 --> 00:56:43.062 Think we could see anything from the back? 00:56:44.030 --> 00:56:44.930 Probably. 00:56:45.765 --> 00:56:47.933 So, drive? 00:56:47.967 --> 00:56:48.934 Yes, Elliot. Drive. 00:56:55.341 --> 00:56:57.810 Wait, I thought you were from St. Louis. 00:56:57.843 --> 00:56:59.979 I am. My mom moved here after my parents got divorced. 00:57:04.383 --> 00:57:05.117 Why? 00:57:06.252 --> 00:57:08.988 I don't know. Maybe she just wanted to be close to me. 00:57:11.757 --> 00:57:13.793 Well, how come you never see her then? 00:57:13.826 --> 00:57:17.163 I don't know, man. I don't always feel like hanging out with my mom all the time. 00:57:19.832 --> 00:57:22.001 - Why? - Hey, that's... That's it right there. 00:57:22.835 --> 00:57:26.072 No, no, no. Not really close to the street. I don't want her to see us. 00:57:26.105 --> 00:57:27.873 Jeez, man. Get a handle on your relationship. 00:57:27.907 --> 00:57:29.842 Shut the fuck up, Brandon. 00:57:30.776 --> 00:57:32.144 - Just saying. - Okay. 00:57:32.178 --> 00:57:33.112 This is good. 00:57:33.846 --> 00:57:35.580 - Let's go. - Okay, all right. 00:57:37.850 --> 00:57:40.953 Elliot, I think you should stay here with the car 00:57:40.986 --> 00:57:42.855 and I'll call you if anything goes down. 00:57:42.888 --> 00:57:43.889 - Okay? - Okay. 00:57:44.757 --> 00:57:48.661 I might take a small nap. 00:57:52.398 --> 00:57:53.132 Okay. 00:57:54.100 --> 00:57:56.836 Brandon, would you take off the ski mask? 00:57:56.869 --> 00:57:59.004 No, I like it. 00:57:59.905 --> 00:58:03.142 - Would you... - Come on, that's mine. 00:58:04.176 --> 00:58:06.979 Why would you bring this anyway? We all have cameras on our phones. 00:58:07.012 --> 00:58:10.816 Are you kidding me? Do you think anyone believes anything taken digital anymore? 00:58:10.850 --> 00:58:12.785 This offers analog proof. 00:58:13.185 --> 00:58:15.788 - Oh, shit. - Oh, my God! Why did he do that? 00:58:16.922 --> 00:58:18.891 It's... It... It's motion activated. 00:58:19.992 --> 00:58:20.893 Okay. 00:58:22.461 --> 00:58:24.396 Tall Brandon, you're so adorable. 00:58:24.430 --> 00:58:25.164 Okay, well, shut up. 00:58:31.237 --> 00:58:36.742 - That's a really tall fence. - It was a lot shorter in my mind. 00:58:36.775 --> 00:58:38.677 Come on, boost me over. 00:58:39.145 --> 00:58:40.713 Animal, be careful. 00:58:41.714 --> 00:58:43.449 Brandon, calm down. 00:58:43.482 --> 00:58:45.117 I feel he's going to hurt his hands. 00:58:45.151 --> 00:58:46.152 I got it. 00:58:49.188 --> 00:58:50.189 Kate, you ready? 00:58:54.026 --> 00:58:56.162 Guys, I don't know. 00:58:56.195 --> 00:58:58.030 - I'm doing it. I'm doing it. - Okay, just drop. 00:58:58.063 --> 00:58:59.165 You got this. 00:58:59.198 --> 00:59:00.866 Yeah, okay. 00:59:00.900 --> 00:59:02.768 Okay, here I come. 00:59:02.801 --> 00:59:04.770 I got a real bad feeling about this. 00:59:07.806 --> 00:59:10.042 - Oh, shit! Someone's coming. - Brandon, come on. 00:59:10.075 --> 00:59:11.177 Come on. 00:59:11.210 --> 00:59:14.013 I think that was my first time climbing a fence. 00:59:15.080 --> 00:59:16.048 You've got it man. 00:59:16.081 --> 00:59:17.950 Good job, Hugo. 00:59:22.855 --> 00:59:24.056 Is someone out here? 00:59:24.089 --> 00:59:25.858 Fuck, man. It's my mom. 00:59:27.126 --> 00:59:30.029 Wait, what about Tall Brandon? 00:59:30.062 --> 00:59:31.163 Oh, my God! 00:59:31.197 --> 00:59:33.098 There's no one to boost me over. 00:59:33.766 --> 00:59:35.100 Hello. 00:59:35.134 --> 00:59:38.037 This was very poorly planned. I feel totally abandoned right now. 00:59:38.070 --> 00:59:39.738 Hey, man. We gotta go. 00:59:42.308 --> 00:59:45.110 - Hey, you can be our lookout, okay? - Yeah, let's go. 00:59:45.144 --> 00:59:46.045 Okay. 00:59:47.012 --> 00:59:48.881 I know you're out here. 00:59:51.283 --> 00:59:54.119 You better show yourself or I am calling the police. 01:00:00.159 --> 01:00:03.195 - Should we talk about a plan? - Ooh, that's a great idea. 01:00:03.229 --> 01:00:06.799 Okay, I feel like we should figure out if it's April first, right? 01:00:06.832 --> 01:00:07.600 Yes. 01:00:07.634 --> 01:00:08.601 I really feel like it's her though. 01:00:08.635 --> 01:00:10.502 - I really feel like it's her, too. - I know. 01:00:10.536 --> 01:00:11.770 - But we have to be sure. - Okay. 01:00:13.172 --> 01:00:14.773 Down, down, down. 01:00:19.211 --> 01:00:20.112 Let's go. 01:00:24.183 --> 01:00:26.252 So, you're Hugo's friend? 01:00:26.285 --> 01:00:29.121 I am. Yes. 01:00:29.588 --> 01:00:34.526 Actually, we're more, uh, roommates than friends, I would say. 01:00:34.560 --> 01:00:37.997 And you thought he would be here. 01:00:38.030 --> 01:00:39.765 I mean, in... In my house? 01:00:40.833 --> 01:00:42.768 In... my backyard? 01:00:47.006 --> 01:00:49.308 Honestly, I just can't think of a good lie here. 01:00:54.313 --> 01:00:56.081 You want to see something. 01:00:57.916 --> 01:00:58.884 Yeah. 01:01:02.054 --> 01:01:04.123 A lot of people just have the stickers. 01:01:05.924 --> 01:01:08.327 If we hear an alarm, we'll just run away. 01:01:08.994 --> 01:01:09.962 Okay. 01:01:11.063 --> 01:01:11.997 All right? 01:01:28.947 --> 01:01:31.183 This is starting to feel fucking weird. 01:01:31.984 --> 01:01:33.052 We're in this dude's house. 01:01:33.085 --> 01:01:34.053 It's fine. 01:01:34.654 --> 01:01:36.889 Tall Brandon's our lookout now. 01:01:36.922 --> 01:01:39.258 If anything goes wrong, we'll... We'll call him. 01:01:46.965 --> 01:01:48.867 This is the craziest shit I've ever seen. 01:01:48.901 --> 01:01:50.903 Well, wait, wait. Hold on. Here it comes. 01:01:52.204 --> 01:01:53.939 Watch the guy in the middle. 01:01:56.008 --> 01:01:57.009 Watch that. 01:01:57.042 --> 01:01:59.378 - He's going to do it again. - I can't stand it. 01:02:06.418 --> 01:02:07.386 I can't. 01:02:08.354 --> 01:02:10.322 Oh, my God! 01:02:10.356 --> 01:02:12.458 Wait, wait. Let me see another one of these things. 01:02:24.036 --> 01:02:25.938 This floor is fucking squeaky. 01:02:37.483 --> 01:02:40.119 - There's music upstairs. - We got to go up there. 01:02:40.152 --> 01:02:41.353 We should all go up. 01:02:41.387 --> 01:02:43.122 What are we going to do up there? 01:02:43.155 --> 01:02:45.124 Tall Brandon's right about the photo. 01:02:47.292 --> 01:02:48.293 Kate, come on. 01:03:01.974 --> 01:03:03.475 Shh, shh, shh! Wait. 01:03:06.078 --> 01:03:07.079 Wait, just wait. 01:03:15.421 --> 01:03:16.321 Let's go. 01:03:18.323 --> 01:03:19.958 Come on. Let's go, let's go. 01:03:28.333 --> 01:03:29.968 Should we go in there? 01:03:30.002 --> 01:03:31.970 What are we supposed to do when we go in there? 01:03:32.004 --> 01:03:33.305 I don't know how to work this thing. 01:03:33.338 --> 01:03:34.406 Oh, you just press the button. 01:03:35.507 --> 01:03:37.409 Just... just press the button, Animal, right there. 01:03:37.443 --> 01:03:38.410 - Where's the button? - It's right there. 01:03:38.444 --> 01:03:39.378 It's right there. 01:03:43.750 --> 01:03:45.752 Oh, no, no, no. 01:03:48.755 --> 01:03:50.122 Z 01:03:50.155 --> 01:03:52.324 - What the fuck? Get out of here. Who are you? - What the hell is this? 01:03:52.357 --> 01:03:54.359 - What are you doing? - What are you doing? 01:03:55.360 --> 01:03:57.362 - Who is this? - It's my boyfriend. 01:03:57.396 --> 01:04:00.132 What? Jesus Christ. 01:04:00.499 --> 01:04:02.267 What the hell, Kate? 01:04:02.568 --> 01:04:04.436 Kate, what are you doing here? 01:04:04.470 --> 01:04:06.038 Oh, wow! 01:04:11.109 --> 01:04:12.277 I'm sorry. 01:04:15.047 --> 01:04:16.749 - Stop doing that. - Come on, man. 01:04:16.783 --> 01:04:18.550 And Hugo. 01:04:19.384 --> 01:04:20.052 Chamomile. 01:04:21.788 --> 01:04:23.222 - It's Emma, isn't it? - Yeah. 01:04:23.255 --> 01:04:24.456 - Peppermint. - Thank you. 01:04:24.490 --> 01:04:26.358 April, here you go, another peppermint. 01:04:28.260 --> 01:04:32.498 Kate, can I speak with you for a moment, please, in the other room? 01:04:35.267 --> 01:04:36.168 Excuse me. 01:04:50.415 --> 01:04:51.985 What the hell is going on? 01:04:52.518 --> 01:04:56.088 Can you please explain to me what you're doing? 01:04:56.121 --> 01:04:58.156 Why don't you tell me what the hell you're doing? 01:04:58.190 --> 01:04:59.792 I can't believe I walked in on that. 01:04:59.826 --> 01:05:04.096 Walked in? You broke in. You broke into my house. 01:05:04.129 --> 01:05:07.533 And as for what I was doing, honestly, that's none of your business. 01:05:07.566 --> 01:05:11.336 Well, what about your wife? Is it her business? You are married, David. 01:05:12.104 --> 01:05:15.173 Alexis and I have an understanding. 01:05:15.207 --> 01:05:18.577 Oh, is that why you waited until she was in Kentucky visiting her sister 01:05:18.610 --> 01:05:20.813 before inviting a student into your bed? 01:05:20.847 --> 01:05:23.816 Yes, because she's not in Kentucky visiting her sister. 01:05:23.850 --> 01:05:26.151 She's in Kentucky fucking her ex-husband. 01:05:26.184 --> 01:05:27.553 Well, that sounds complicated. 01:05:27.586 --> 01:05:28.587 It is. 01:05:33.425 --> 01:05:37.563 Well, I... I guess you care about policy less than you used to. 01:05:38.363 --> 01:05:39.264 Hmm? 01:05:42.134 --> 01:05:45.571 My senior year. I came over to your house for a reading 01:05:45.604 --> 01:05:47.306 and I tried to kiss you 01:05:48.340 --> 01:05:51.343 and then you just quoted the faculty handbook. 01:05:51.376 --> 01:05:52.477 Oh, yeah, right. 01:05:54.479 --> 01:05:58.317 Well, I was a new hire. 01:05:58.350 --> 01:06:00.853 I don't know. It just... it felt uneven. 01:06:00.887 --> 01:06:02.487 Well, what about April? 01:06:02.521 --> 01:06:06.325 If there's anything uneven in my relationship with April, it's the other way around. 01:06:06.358 --> 01:06:08.393 - Believe me, she's... - Oh, fuck off. 01:06:09.629 --> 01:06:13.365 All right, I may have had a... A minor lapse in professional judgment, 01:06:14.232 --> 01:06:16.636 but I don't want this to affect you and me, Kate. 01:06:16.669 --> 01:06:20.606 You... Your friendship means the world to me. 01:06:22.407 --> 01:06:23.710 Did you even read my book? 01:06:24.509 --> 01:06:25.410 Of course. 01:06:26.211 --> 01:06:29.281 David, I saw it on your shelf. 01:06:29.314 --> 01:06:31.316 It looks like no one even cracked it open. 01:06:32.719 --> 01:06:36.154 I have another copy in my office. That's just a hard copy. 01:06:38.490 --> 01:06:39.726 That sounds like a lie. 01:06:41.928 --> 01:06:46.899 All right, I don't have time to read every fucking thing, everybody I know writes, okay? 01:06:46.933 --> 01:06:50.469 I have student work to read on a constant basis. 01:06:50.502 --> 01:06:54.473 It's never-ending, honestly, and I'm busy. 01:06:56.608 --> 01:06:59.578 Okay, you're a dick. 01:07:02.581 --> 01:07:05.417 - Come on. - No, I get it now. You're a dick. 01:07:11.958 --> 01:07:15.327 Katie, I'm sorry I didn't read your book. 01:07:15.360 --> 01:07:21.934 I will... I will get to it, but I was there during your reading 01:07:21.968 --> 01:07:23.736 and I thought it sounded so good. 01:07:23.770 --> 01:07:29.776 The... you know, Willoughby and the incident on the rock, 01:07:30.977 --> 01:07:33.345 very strong, clear imagery. 01:07:33.378 --> 01:07:34.613 Shut up. 01:07:38.250 --> 01:07:41.754 Though I... I would still like to recommend you for the position here next year. 01:07:42.587 --> 01:07:43.622 I would love to work with you. 01:07:49.594 --> 01:07:53.198 Thanks, but I don't think so. 01:07:55.267 --> 01:07:55.802 Okay. 01:08:09.481 --> 01:08:13.720 Shit, we forgot about Tall Brandon. 01:08:17.757 --> 01:08:20.693 Oh, my God! It's looking so good. 01:08:20.727 --> 01:08:22.260 Should we take it out? 01:08:22.729 --> 01:08:25.464 - Do you think it's time? - I do. 01:08:26.431 --> 01:08:27.767 Okay. 01:08:31.536 --> 01:08:32.504 Don't fall. 01:08:33.039 --> 01:08:34.239 Don't fall. 01:08:35.041 --> 01:08:35.808 Don't fall. 01:08:41.346 --> 01:08:42.547 Oh... 01:08:44.583 --> 01:08:45.685 It happens. 01:08:47.419 --> 01:08:48.788 We can still eat it, though, right? 01:08:49.689 --> 01:08:52.457 - Of course. - Oh, yeah, baby. 01:08:52.825 --> 01:08:54.326 He's not answering. 01:08:55.661 --> 01:08:56.662 Maybe he went home. 01:09:00.432 --> 01:09:01.399 He's asleep. 01:09:01.801 --> 01:09:03.602 Elliot. 01:09:06.773 --> 01:09:08.507 Where's he going? 01:09:08.841 --> 01:09:10.042 I don't know. 01:09:14.680 --> 01:09:15.648 Sorry. 01:09:16.749 --> 01:09:19.051 Sorry, everyone. 01:09:19.085 --> 01:09:21.687 It's okay, Elliot. You can just, um, take us home. 01:09:24.657 --> 01:09:26.558 Tall Brandon, did you go home? Where are you? 01:09:28.661 --> 01:09:29.561 Nowhere. 01:09:30.663 --> 01:09:31.664 Tell me where you are, Tall Brandon. 01:09:32.698 --> 01:09:35.101 I'm where you left me. 01:09:35.134 --> 01:09:36.702 Get your ass out front. 01:09:42.108 --> 01:09:43.508 I think I have to go. 01:09:44.409 --> 01:09:45.310 It's a shame. 01:09:45.645 --> 01:09:46.746 I know. 01:09:46.779 --> 01:09:48.446 I had such a fun time. 01:09:48.848 --> 01:09:51.383 Well, you'll just have to come back. 01:09:51.918 --> 01:09:52.819 Can I? 01:09:53.451 --> 01:09:54.352 Mm-Hm. 01:09:56.588 --> 01:09:57.857 I'm Jen, by the way. 01:09:59.424 --> 01:10:02.728 Brandon, just Brandon. 01:10:21.681 --> 01:10:26.819 Hey! 01:10:36.195 --> 01:10:38.396 I just had the greatest night of my life. 01:11:04.891 --> 01:11:05.791 Going in? 01:11:06.792 --> 01:11:09.527 Yeah. I think I'm on the couch again tonight. 01:11:09.962 --> 01:11:12.698 No, no, you can sleep on my bed. I'll take the couch. 01:11:12.732 --> 01:11:15.167 Oh, no. No, you don't have to do that. 01:11:15.201 --> 01:11:17.703 Well, technically, it is your room. 01:11:18.804 --> 01:11:20.840 Technically, that's true. 01:11:20.873 --> 01:11:22.975 All right, so you're taking your room. 01:11:23.009 --> 01:11:24.810 Wow, thank you. 01:11:32.584 --> 01:11:33.920 - Here you go. - Oh. 01:11:34.654 --> 01:11:35.553 Thanks. 01:11:42.228 --> 01:11:43.663 She loved those photos. 01:11:43.696 --> 01:11:45.965 I'm sorry. 01:11:56.242 --> 01:11:57.509 What happened with you? 01:11:59.045 --> 01:12:00.478 Your boyfriend? 01:12:04.050 --> 01:12:06.786 You mean my fiancé? 01:12:07.585 --> 01:12:08.486 Fiancé? 01:12:10.256 --> 01:12:11.991 - Damn. - Yeah. 01:12:13.826 --> 01:12:14.994 Nothing happened. 01:12:16.561 --> 01:12:20.900 I mean, nothing dramatic. I mean, I just... No, I didn't want to marry him. 01:12:23.302 --> 01:12:26.471 And I knew it when he proposed to me. 01:12:26.839 --> 01:12:30.876 And I knew it when I told my parents 01:12:30.910 --> 01:12:34.847 and when we picked out the caterer and deejay 01:12:34.880 --> 01:12:38.951 and all that stuff. 01:12:38.985 --> 01:12:42.088 And I was just, you know, 01:12:43.055 --> 01:12:46.926 too much of a coward to do anything about it. 01:12:46.959 --> 01:12:51.897 So, finally he broke up with me. 01:12:54.333 --> 01:13:00.039 And now he's with someone else. 01:13:00.940 --> 01:13:04.043 She seems great, so that's nice. 01:13:06.746 --> 01:13:11.951 And my book is doing so bad 01:13:16.322 --> 01:13:21.127 and the one person who told me that he liked it, didn't even fucking read it. 01:13:26.699 --> 01:13:31.637 You know that story of yours that I said I read about your brother? 01:13:31.670 --> 01:13:32.905 Let me guess, you didn't read it? 01:13:33.706 --> 01:13:37.877 I read it and it was really good. 01:13:41.947 --> 01:13:42.848 Yeah. 01:13:43.382 --> 01:13:44.717 Yeah, it was. 01:13:47.887 --> 01:13:50.756 And it was really fucking sad. 01:13:54.026 --> 01:13:57.730 Yeah, it was. 01:14:17.683 --> 01:14:18.851 Can I play you a song? 01:14:19.718 --> 01:14:20.653 Mm-Hm. 01:15:02.862 --> 01:15:03.996 You know, I've been thinking, 01:15:08.067 --> 01:15:12.204 just because a connection with a person 01:15:12.238 --> 01:15:16.642 doesn't last forever 01:15:19.778 --> 01:15:21.680 doesn't mean it's not real. 01:15:23.716 --> 01:15:24.950 - You know. - Mm-Hm. 01:15:27.987 --> 01:15:30.222 Yeah, I think that's true. 01:17:25.204 --> 01:17:26.305 Hi. 01:17:28.874 --> 01:17:29.775 Hi. 01:17:31.243 --> 01:17:32.978 Did you sleep here? 01:17:33.846 --> 01:17:36.949 - Is that Hugo's shirt? - Um, um... 01:17:36.982 --> 01:17:37.883 Oh, my God! 01:17:38.584 --> 01:17:39.618 I can't believe this. 01:17:39.653 --> 01:17:43.022 - You are such a hypocrite. - Well... I... I don't... 01:17:43.055 --> 01:17:45.257 You know how embarrassing that was for me last night? 01:17:45.891 --> 01:17:46.892 It was humiliating. 01:17:47.627 --> 01:17:49.928 And now you're doing like the same fucking thing. 01:17:49.962 --> 01:17:55.334 Well, it's not exactly the same thing, but it is a very similar thing. 01:17:56.201 --> 01:17:58.003 God! You know what really sucks? 01:17:58.638 --> 01:18:03.309 I was really looking forward to meeting you and you weren't even nice. 01:18:03.342 --> 01:18:08.047 And your book, you know what, your book is just... 01:18:08.080 --> 01:18:10.115 I know my book sucks. 01:18:10.949 --> 01:18:12.384 All right? I know. 01:18:13.319 --> 01:18:15.054 How do you think that feels? 01:18:15.087 --> 01:18:16.422 I didn't want to write a shitty book. 01:18:17.289 --> 01:18:19.124 - Then why did you? - I don't know. 01:18:19.158 --> 01:18:22.361 I'm not good enough to write a good book, I guess, or I was... 01:18:23.630 --> 01:18:24.997 Life is not like school, all right. 01:18:25.030 --> 01:18:29.968 It's not like a safe place to try things out and I was afraid to fail. 01:18:30.002 --> 01:18:32.237 And then I did fail. 01:18:32.271 --> 01:18:39.278 And now I feel pretty fucking stupid. 01:18:44.083 --> 01:18:49.121 But I'm sorry I wasn't more encouraging when we met because I... 01:18:51.658 --> 01:18:53.392 I think I'm just jealous of you. 01:18:54.126 --> 01:18:54.993 What? 01:18:56.328 --> 01:18:59.932 It's all like possibility for you and I've already fucked up. 01:19:03.670 --> 01:19:06.171 I know I'm probably the last person you ever want to see, 01:19:06.205 --> 01:19:08.407 but if there's anything I can ever do to help you... 01:19:11.043 --> 01:19:11.944 Thanks. 01:19:23.455 --> 01:19:27.226 - Checking out? - Uh, no. 01:19:27.259 --> 01:19:31.430 I, uh, I was just hoping for some breakfast. 01:19:34.199 --> 01:19:35.167 Oh! 01:19:38.971 --> 01:19:40.406 This looks amazing. 01:19:41.140 --> 01:19:43.242 - Coffee? - Yes, please. 01:19:47.747 --> 01:19:49.081 Thank you so much. 01:19:56.188 --> 01:19:57.089 Mm. 01:20:09.368 --> 01:20:11.370 Hey, I'm sorry I missed your calls. 01:20:11.403 --> 01:20:14.173 It's been like a crazy 24 hours. 01:20:14.206 --> 01:20:17.176 Hey, that's okay. 01:20:17.209 --> 01:20:18.343 Are you alright? 01:20:18.377 --> 01:20:24.316 Well, I mean, I don't know. I guess I'm like in labor. 01:20:24.349 --> 01:20:28.353 What? Already? Isn't this like really early? 01:20:28.387 --> 01:20:32.257 Yeah, three weeks, um, but they think it's okay. 01:20:32.291 --> 01:20:37.496 Ugh, they told me not to come in until my contractions get worse, so... 01:20:37.529 --> 01:20:40.365 - Where's Matt? - He's still in fucking Belgium. 01:20:40.399 --> 01:20:43.770 Oh, my God, Laura. Okay. Oh, how about your mom? 01:20:43.803 --> 01:20:47.139 She's coming, but she really stresses me out, Kate. 01:20:47.172 --> 01:20:49.274 Fuck. I know she does. 01:20:49.308 --> 01:20:52.344 Okay, I can come straight there if you want me to. 01:20:52.377 --> 01:20:54.781 Yeah, I really want you to. 01:20:54.814 --> 01:20:59.752 Okay, I will see you in approximately six hours. 01:20:59.786 --> 01:21:01.420 Fuck, that sounds like a really long time. 01:21:02.154 --> 01:21:03.088 This is what I'm gonna do. 01:21:03.121 --> 01:21:05.491 I'm gonna call you back in 20 minutes, okay? 01:21:05.524 --> 01:21:07.292 - Okay. - I love you. 01:21:07.326 --> 01:21:08.360 I love you, too. 01:21:08.393 --> 01:21:11.096 You squeeze that cervix shut, okay? 01:21:11.129 --> 01:21:12.331 Okay, I'll try. 01:21:12.364 --> 01:21:14.366 Hey, don't let the baby out. I love you. Bye. 01:21:21.607 --> 01:21:23.008 Good morning. 01:21:23.475 --> 01:21:24.576 Ready to head out? 01:21:32.084 --> 01:21:35.220 By the way, I read your book. 01:21:36.188 --> 01:21:39.091 - You did? - Yep, it's great. 01:21:39.124 --> 01:21:41.393 I love Willoughby. 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