WEBVTT 00:00:06.801 --> 00:00:13.801 ..:: Presented By ZarFilm Website ::.. ‏.:: www.bolboljan.net ::. 00:00:17.700 --> 00:00:21.336 1994. Welcome to Staten Island, 00:00:21.403 --> 00:00:24.272 a great year and a great place to grow up. 00:00:31.312 --> 00:00:34.215 That's Stacey, my hula girl. 00:00:34.282 --> 00:00:36.317 Oh, oh, that's me in high school. 00:00:36.384 --> 00:00:37.853 Man, look at that hair. 00:00:37.920 --> 00:00:40.056 I look just like Chandler Bing, right? 00:00:40.122 --> 00:00:41.757 Just go with it. 00:00:41.824 --> 00:00:45.326 ♪ You're always asking what it's all about ♪ 00:00:45.393 --> 00:00:47.063 Rooty-toot-toot! 00:00:47.129 --> 00:00:50.632 - Hey, Q. - Hey! 00:00:50.700 --> 00:00:52.168 Hey, how's your sister doing? 00:00:52.233 --> 00:00:55.871 Wouldn't you like to know? 00:00:55.938 --> 00:00:58.007 I would. I really would. 00:00:58.074 --> 00:01:01.043 ♪ Your purple prose just gives you away ♪ 00:01:01.110 --> 00:01:03.445 ♪ The things you say ♪ 00:01:03.511 --> 00:01:05.181 ♪ You're unbelievable ♪ 00:01:05.246 --> 00:01:06.347 Dad. 00:01:06.414 --> 00:01:07.649 Can I have permission to go 00:01:07.717 --> 00:01:09.185 to the Paula Abdul concert, please? 00:01:09.250 --> 00:01:10.618 - Go, Sal, go. - I know the rules, Dad. 00:01:10.686 --> 00:01:12.620 I will check in, I will beep you, I'll call. 00:01:12.688 --> 00:01:14.389 Okay, rule number one, we love each other. 00:01:14.456 --> 00:01:15.758 Rule number two, see rule number one. 00:01:15.825 --> 00:01:17.159 Please get out of the house and go. 00:01:17.225 --> 00:01:19.294 Okay. People smoke marijuana. 00:01:19.360 --> 00:01:20.628 Do the weed. Take a shot. 00:01:20.696 --> 00:01:22.530 Just get out of the house. Please, go. 00:01:22.597 --> 00:01:23.298 Just go! 00:01:24.734 --> 00:01:27.635 Oh, hey, Q! I'll be right there. 00:01:30.605 --> 00:01:33.008 ♪ The things you say ♪ 00:01:34.677 --> 00:01:35.643 ♪ Your purple prose just gives you away ♪ 00:01:35.711 --> 00:01:37.713 ♪ The things you say ♪ 00:01:37.780 --> 00:01:40.348 ♪ You're unbelievable ♪ 00:01:40.415 --> 00:01:41.951 ♪ Oh! ♪ 00:01:43.018 --> 00:01:45.020 Hey, fellas. 00:01:47.455 --> 00:01:49.457 'Sup? My best friend, Sal. 00:01:49.524 --> 00:01:52.594 And there's Q too. Hey, guys. 00:01:55.630 --> 00:01:57.432 ♪ Whoa, man! ♪ 00:01:59.235 --> 00:02:00.970 ♪ Seemingly lastless, don't mean you can ask us ♪ 00:02:01.036 --> 00:02:03.239 Oh-ho-ho! 00:02:03.304 --> 00:02:04.774 ♪ Think of the fine times ♪ 00:02:04.840 --> 00:02:05.741 Boys! 00:02:05.808 --> 00:02:07.209 - I have a question. - Yeah? 00:02:07.275 --> 00:02:08.244 Are you forever my girl? 00:02:08.309 --> 00:02:09.178 Straight up. Now, tell me. 00:02:09.245 --> 00:02:10.512 - Whoo! - Yeah! 00:02:10.578 --> 00:02:11.579 - That's right, watch it. - Oh, come on, Joe. 00:02:11.646 --> 00:02:13.215 - Come on. - Comin' in hot. 00:02:13.281 --> 00:02:15.251 All right, watch that... watch that leather back there. 00:02:15.316 --> 00:02:16.986 You're the worst. 00:02:17.052 --> 00:02:19.587 ♪ The things you say ♪ 00:02:19.655 --> 00:02:22.191 ♪ You're unbelievable ♪ 00:02:22.258 --> 00:02:23.826 Hey, Abdul. 00:02:23.893 --> 00:02:25.360 Too bad we don't have tickets. 00:02:25.426 --> 00:02:27.328 Tickets? Tickets are for losers, dude. 00:02:27.395 --> 00:02:28.496 I got a plan. 00:02:34.469 --> 00:02:36.437 - Who gets the small? - Hey! 00:02:36.504 --> 00:02:38.373 - Really? - Yeah, why not? 00:02:38.439 --> 00:02:40.943 Hmm. Well, who's ready to party tonight? 00:02:41.010 --> 00:02:42.410 What are you doing? 00:02:42.477 --> 00:02:43.846 - I'm being hype man. - He hyped you right there. 00:02:43.913 --> 00:02:45.748 Joey's a great hype man, and I know hype men. 00:02:45.815 --> 00:02:47.716 Yeah, throughout history, there's been many a hype man. 00:02:47.783 --> 00:02:50.385 - Who? - Thomas Edison had one. 00:02:50.451 --> 00:02:51.687 - Gandhi. - Caesar. 00:02:51.754 --> 00:02:53.555 Okay, all right, Caesar had a hype man. 00:02:53.621 --> 00:02:54.790 You guys should look it up. 00:02:54.857 --> 00:02:56.959 Who was Caesar's hype man, then? 00:02:57.026 --> 00:02:57.960 Jeff. 00:02:58.027 --> 00:02:59.228 I'm done. 00:02:59.295 --> 00:03:00.262 I'm done with this. I'm done... 00:03:00.328 --> 00:03:01.429 - Can we go? - Yeah. 00:03:11.841 --> 00:03:13.309 - 'Scuse! - On the left. 00:03:13.374 --> 00:03:14.977 - Excuse you. Excuse me. - Up on the right. 00:03:15.044 --> 00:03:17.579 - You. Excuse you. Security. - On the left. 00:03:17.645 --> 00:03:19.480 - Move. - Move. 00:03:19.547 --> 00:03:21.416 - Security. - Just watch it. 00:03:21.482 --> 00:03:22.651 Idiot. 00:03:22.718 --> 00:03:24.419 Hey, uh, who are you guys? 00:03:24.485 --> 00:03:27.089 Uh, high-level security. 00:03:51.313 --> 00:03:53.115 I'll allow it. 00:03:59.621 --> 00:04:01.323 What do we do now? What do we do now? 00:04:01.389 --> 00:04:02.858 Whatever the hell we want. 00:04:04.425 --> 00:04:06.695 Move! Watch it. Coming through. 00:04:07.997 --> 00:04:09.765 The arena is ours. 00:04:09.832 --> 00:04:11.734 Wait, who is this? Where's Larry? 00:04:15.104 --> 00:04:17.438 - Hit it! - ♪ Nah, nah-nah-nah-nah ♪ 00:04:17.505 --> 00:04:20.441 ♪ Nah-nah-nah-nah, nah-nah-nah, nah-nah-nah ♪ 00:04:20.508 --> 00:04:22.344 Green room, fellas. 00:04:22.410 --> 00:04:24.780 Everything is free. 00:04:28.483 --> 00:04:29.885 How great is this? 00:04:29.952 --> 00:04:32.620 Oh. 00:04:32.688 --> 00:04:33.923 Hey, say hello to my dad. 00:04:33.989 --> 00:04:35.691 Hey, Daddy. 00:04:35.758 --> 00:04:37.592 No, it's my dad. I don't call him Daddy. 00:04:37.660 --> 00:04:39.527 Oh. I'm sorry. 00:04:39.594 --> 00:04:41.096 You're security? 00:04:41.163 --> 00:04:42.497 Yeah, just... Please. 00:04:42.563 --> 00:04:44.833 Look at that zoom. I can see your pores. 00:04:47.002 --> 00:04:48.737 Yuck. 00:04:51.073 --> 00:04:52.975 - What are you doing? - Oh, me? Hypin'. 00:04:53.042 --> 00:04:54.642 - Hypin' what? - Eh, you know, the crudités. 00:04:54.710 --> 00:04:56.045 You're over here by yourself shaking your head. 00:04:56.111 --> 00:04:58.414 I know, I'm just excited for crudités, what? 00:04:58.479 --> 00:04:59.848 I was taping you from across the room. 00:04:59.915 --> 00:05:01.250 You look like a doo-wop dad. 00:05:01.317 --> 00:05:02.483 Hold on one second. 00:05:02.550 --> 00:05:03.953 Yo, Bubba Gump, 00:05:04.019 --> 00:05:06.055 Want to leave some shrimp for the rest of us? 00:05:06.121 --> 00:05:07.122 Oh, my... 00:05:07.189 --> 00:05:08.556 - Oh, my God, sick reference! - Classic. 00:05:08.623 --> 00:05:09.892 I just saw Forrest Gump this week. 00:05:09.959 --> 00:05:11.559 Guys, Paula Abdul, 12:00. 00:05:14.330 --> 00:05:15.998 Check out the banana patrol. 00:05:18.934 --> 00:05:20.269 Was she just checking me out? 00:05:20.336 --> 00:05:21.502 - Yeah. - Oh, yeah. Right at you. 00:05:21.569 --> 00:05:23.138 - She was. - Oh, you see that, right? 00:05:23.205 --> 00:05:24.807 You should probably get her number. 00:05:24.873 --> 00:05:25.908 No. 00:05:25.975 --> 00:05:27.309 Yeah, it'd be a shame if you didn't. 00:05:27.376 --> 00:05:28.344 You think she's into me like that? 00:05:28.410 --> 00:05:29.577 - Yeah. - You're right. 00:05:29.644 --> 00:05:31.113 I'm doin' it. 00:05:31.180 --> 00:05:32.513 I'm doin' it. 00:05:33.849 --> 00:05:36.752 - Down in flames. - Roll tape. 00:05:36.819 --> 00:05:39.421 Such a doofus. Look at him. 00:05:39.487 --> 00:05:40.756 You want my number? 00:05:40.823 --> 00:05:42.858 - No. - Guys, guys. 00:05:42.925 --> 00:05:45.227 No, guys, it looks like he's getting her number, I swear. 00:05:45.294 --> 00:05:49.098 I think he... I think he got her number. 00:05:49.164 --> 00:05:50.933 Good call, fellas. She was into me. 00:05:51.000 --> 00:05:52.533 But she didn't finish the phone number in time. 00:05:52.600 --> 00:05:54.803 She started to give you her real number? 00:05:54.870 --> 00:05:56.071 This is a victory for us. 00:05:56.138 --> 00:05:58.173 - Great shit. - I gotta be honest. 00:05:58.240 --> 00:05:59.475 I was breaking your shoes. 00:05:59.540 --> 00:06:00.743 I didn't think you'd get her number. 00:06:00.809 --> 00:06:02.510 You just rose to that challenge, okay? 00:06:02.577 --> 00:06:03.746 We told you to do something, you did it. 00:06:03.812 --> 00:06:05.414 Okay, you didn't refuse. You didn't lose. 00:06:05.481 --> 00:06:07.816 The ball bag on this guy. 00:06:07.883 --> 00:06:09.184 You ever seen a ball bag like this? 00:06:09.251 --> 00:06:10.719 I've never seen a ball bag like that, no. 00:06:10.786 --> 00:06:12.154 I've seen his ball bag. 00:06:12.221 --> 00:06:14.589 It's 10 pounds of ball bag in a 5-pound sack. 00:06:14.656 --> 00:06:17.592 This whole time, there's been two footprints in the sand. 00:06:17.659 --> 00:06:19.762 It's when your ball bag's been carrying us. 00:06:19.828 --> 00:06:23.198 You don't just talk the talk, you walk the walk. Okay? 00:06:23.265 --> 00:06:25.234 Who knows where great ideas come from? 00:06:25.300 --> 00:06:27.535 A mixture of genius and stupidity? 00:06:27.602 --> 00:06:29.838 A ball bag speech from Sal? 00:06:29.905 --> 00:06:31.473 I know it rarely happens, 00:06:31.539 --> 00:06:34.710 but that night, scholars and historians agree 00:06:34.777 --> 00:06:36.945 the Impractical Jokers were born. 00:06:37.012 --> 00:06:38.981 This is unbelievable, guys. 00:06:39.048 --> 00:06:41.050 Holy sh... 00:06:41.116 --> 00:06:42.550 The crowd. 00:06:45.754 --> 00:06:46.688 ♪ Hey, baby ♪ 00:06:46.755 --> 00:06:48.323 Oh, my God! 00:06:48.390 --> 00:06:50.591 ♪ Gotta remember ♪ 00:06:50.659 --> 00:06:53.561 ♪ I'm forever your girl ♪ 00:06:53.628 --> 00:06:55.731 ♪ And baby, forever ♪ 00:06:55.798 --> 00:06:57.565 ♪ And ever and ever ♪ 00:06:57.632 --> 00:06:58.867 You know I am. 00:07:02.805 --> 00:07:05.307 Backstage, baby! 00:07:16.118 --> 00:07:17.686 ♪ Baby, pick your head up ♪ 00:07:17.753 --> 00:07:19.788 That was the hottest thing I've ever seen! 00:07:19.855 --> 00:07:23.125 ♪ Come on and look me in the face ♪ 00:07:26.095 --> 00:07:27.362 Where's Joe? 00:07:27.429 --> 00:07:28.831 ♪ Is bringin' you down ♪ 00:07:28.897 --> 00:07:30.999 ♪ Why you down? ♪ 00:07:31.066 --> 00:07:33.402 - Oh, my God! - Yeah! Yeah! 00:07:33.469 --> 00:07:35.737 ♪ That another boy ♪ 00:07:35.804 --> 00:07:37.439 Get off my stage. 00:07:37.506 --> 00:07:38.907 - Hey, hey, hey! - Go, Joey, go! 00:07:38.974 --> 00:07:40.476 Yeah! We're gonna live forever! 00:07:40.542 --> 00:07:41.777 I know! 00:07:41.844 --> 00:07:43.912 Pregnant ladies, I can't hear y'all. 00:07:43.979 --> 00:07:46.148 Pregnant ladies, make noise. 00:07:48.717 --> 00:07:51.386 Helicopter. 00:07:51.453 --> 00:07:53.355 When I say ball, you say bag. 00:07:53.422 --> 00:07:54.790 Ball! 00:07:54.857 --> 00:07:56.258 He's hyped up on the ball bag. 00:07:57.926 --> 00:07:59.661 Get him off the stage. 00:07:59.728 --> 00:08:00.796 Hype it up. 00:08:00.863 --> 00:08:03.198 We judged too soon. He sucks. 00:08:05.834 --> 00:08:08.070 White people! 00:08:08.137 --> 00:08:09.271 Blacks! 00:08:10.839 --> 00:08:13.242 Where the Vietnamese at? 00:08:13.308 --> 00:08:15.544 - Yeah, there's one! - Where's my security? 00:08:17.946 --> 00:08:19.982 This is mayhem. 00:08:20.048 --> 00:08:21.350 Ah! Son of a... 00:08:21.416 --> 00:08:23.252 - All right! - They throwin' garbage? 00:08:23.318 --> 00:08:25.053 Staten Island garbage. 00:08:25.120 --> 00:08:27.089 - Guys! Guys! - Look out, Joe! 00:08:27.156 --> 00:08:28.657 Breach! Breach! Breach! 00:08:28.724 --> 00:08:30.159 Ah, these punks are storming the stage. 00:08:30.225 --> 00:08:31.393 I'm getting the hell out of here. 00:08:31.460 --> 00:08:32.661 No, no, no, no! 00:08:36.398 --> 00:08:38.100 Oh! 00:08:40.002 --> 00:08:41.537 I got clotheslined by Abdul. 00:08:41.603 --> 00:08:43.071 Oh, Sal! 00:08:44.840 --> 00:08:46.408 My beautiful boy. 00:08:46.475 --> 00:08:48.443 She crushed my windpipe! 00:08:48.510 --> 00:08:49.678 You're okay. Go, go! 00:08:49.745 --> 00:08:51.446 - Joey! - Go. 00:08:51.513 --> 00:08:52.981 You guys are dead. 00:08:53.048 --> 00:08:54.349 Dead. 00:08:54.416 --> 00:08:57.719 One day, I'm gonna find you, and I will destroy you! 00:09:02.391 --> 00:09:04.393 Can't believe we ruined the Abdul concert. 00:09:05.894 --> 00:09:08.463 - Hi, Gina. - Go, go, go. 00:09:08.530 --> 00:09:12.201 We've lost the arena! We've lost the arena! 00:09:12.267 --> 00:09:15.637 Everything's fine. Everything's fine. 00:09:20.342 --> 00:09:24.580 Abdul assaulted me! She's about 4'4", 40 pounds. 00:09:26.848 --> 00:09:29.318 Ah! Why are you doing this to me? 00:09:29.384 --> 00:09:32.054 Come on! Abdul's got some mouth on her. 00:09:40.529 --> 00:09:42.364 ♪ So I'll tell you all the story ♪ 00:09:42.431 --> 00:09:44.800 ♪ About the joker and the thief in the night ♪ 00:09:53.275 --> 00:09:55.377 - Are we rolling? - Okay, here we go. 00:09:55.444 --> 00:09:57.212 Once we clear this camera, Sal, we're ready to go. 00:09:57.279 --> 00:09:58.614 It's only... Our close-up keeps getting blocked. 00:09:58.681 --> 00:10:01.216 Cameras. Cameras. 00:10:01.283 --> 00:10:02.918 We have to make sure camera D stays that way. 00:10:02.985 --> 00:10:04.353 Hold on, I got two... I got three... In the ear, 00:10:04.419 --> 00:10:05.921 I had multiple people at one time. 00:10:05.988 --> 00:10:08.023 Now he's clear. 00:10:08.090 --> 00:10:10.192 - So, Sal's just gonna be a horrible mall Santa. - That's right. 00:10:10.259 --> 00:10:13.195 There's nothing more American than a mall Santa. 00:10:13.262 --> 00:10:14.830 - That's right. - Right? It's just classic. 00:10:14.896 --> 00:10:16.465 - Yeah. - Well, in the winter. 00:10:16.531 --> 00:10:19.034 I will say this, Sal, you have accepted the fact 00:10:19.101 --> 00:10:20.802 that we dressed you as a mall Santa 00:10:20.869 --> 00:10:22.672 in the middle of summer without complaint. 00:10:22.739 --> 00:10:25.040 It's about 100 degrees out. 00:10:25.107 --> 00:10:26.808 Oh, I'm gonna... I'm gonna pass out. 00:10:26.875 --> 00:10:28.543 Well, you're about to ruin Christmas 00:10:28.610 --> 00:10:30.312 for a bunch of kids, Sal. 00:10:30.379 --> 00:10:32.147 Okay, Sal, when this kid approaches, this is easy, 00:10:32.214 --> 00:10:34.483 just yell, "No! No!" 00:10:34.549 --> 00:10:35.984 No! No! 00:10:36.051 --> 00:10:38.655 No. 00:10:38.721 --> 00:10:39.988 So what do you want, Aiden? 00:10:40.055 --> 00:10:41.523 Do you want a big toy or a little toy? 00:10:41.590 --> 00:10:43.792 What would you like? I'll get it for you right now. 00:10:43.859 --> 00:10:46.795 Lightning McQueen. 00:10:46.862 --> 00:10:47.963 - Sal, fall asleep. - Fall asleep, Sal. 00:10:48.030 --> 00:10:49.398 Fall asleep, fall asleep. 00:10:52.934 --> 00:10:54.469 Santa? 00:10:54.536 --> 00:10:56.638 Sal's sleeping. Look at him. 00:10:56.706 --> 00:10:58.040 Look at the kid. 00:10:58.106 --> 00:11:00.542 - Sal fell asleep. - The shot's insane, Sal. 00:11:01.877 --> 00:11:06.148 Sal, stay there. 00:11:06.214 --> 00:11:08.016 Head's... Head nod down there more. 00:11:08.083 --> 00:11:09.251 There you go. 00:11:09.318 --> 00:11:12.087 Big snores. Big... 00:11:12.154 --> 00:11:14.122 Ooh! 00:11:14.189 --> 00:11:16.191 - Start bouncing him. - Oh. 00:11:16.258 --> 00:11:18.026 - "When'd you get here?" - Higher, buddy, higher. 00:11:18.093 --> 00:11:19.696 Yeah! 00:11:22.364 --> 00:11:24.833 Oh, taking his leg off! He's taking his leg off! 00:11:24.900 --> 00:11:26.601 He's so happy. 00:11:34.209 --> 00:11:36.211 Look at the... 00:11:37.279 --> 00:11:38.513 High five! 00:11:38.580 --> 00:11:39.981 Aww. 00:11:41.083 --> 00:11:43.418 This fake snow can't be helping. 00:11:44.754 --> 00:11:46.955 Hello, darling. How are you? 00:11:47.022 --> 00:11:50.092 Come sit on Santa's lap. 00:11:50.158 --> 00:11:52.194 - And what is your name? - Casey. 00:11:52.260 --> 00:11:54.563 Casey, I want you to take a minute 00:11:54.629 --> 00:11:57.767 and think about what you might want for Christmas this year. 00:11:57.834 --> 00:11:59.134 Just think about it in your head. 00:11:59.201 --> 00:12:00.969 - Okay? - Uh... 00:12:02.170 --> 00:12:03.472 "Don't talk to me till I tell you." 00:12:03.538 --> 00:12:05.941 Now, don't talk until I tell you, Casey. 00:12:06.007 --> 00:12:07.442 - Mmm-hmm. - Okay. 00:12:09.478 --> 00:12:14.516 "Now, why aren't you saying anything to Santa?" 00:12:14.583 --> 00:12:16.652 I don't have all day, Casey. Do you know what you want? 00:12:16.719 --> 00:12:17.919 - Yes. - Okay. 00:12:17.986 --> 00:12:19.689 Don't speak until I tell you, now. 00:12:19.756 --> 00:12:21.223 She's so cute. 00:12:21.289 --> 00:12:22.557 Whenever you're ready, just tell me what you want. 00:12:22.624 --> 00:12:23.726 Keep flip-flopping. 00:12:23.793 --> 00:12:24.626 But don't talk until I tell you. 00:12:26.294 --> 00:12:27.929 Okay? So whenever you're ready, you tell me what you want. 00:12:27.996 --> 00:12:30.932 But please don't speak until I tell you. 00:12:30.999 --> 00:12:32.234 - Whenever you're ready. - Okay. 00:12:32.300 --> 00:12:34.102 Just don't speak until I say. 00:12:36.739 --> 00:12:38.006 Nice to meet you... 00:12:38.073 --> 00:12:39.307 So, Sal, how was that? You're doing... 00:12:39.374 --> 00:12:40.710 You're being a very good horrible Santa. 00:12:40.777 --> 00:12:43.345 Guys, this... It's torture for us all. 00:12:43.412 --> 00:12:45.247 It's a torture for me, it's a torture for you, 00:12:45.313 --> 00:12:46.915 it's a torture for the children. 00:12:46.982 --> 00:12:48.651 - I'm having a blast back here. - Yeah. 00:12:48.718 --> 00:12:50.552 I'm giggling with my friends. It feels pretty good back here. 00:12:50.619 --> 00:12:53.054 There's no less than 40 strands of hair in my mouth. 00:12:53.121 --> 00:12:54.589 Oh, it's getting worse, Sal. 00:12:54.657 --> 00:12:58.527 Oh! 00:13:06.803 --> 00:13:10.105 Jingle, jingle. 00:13:11.741 --> 00:13:13.041 - Oh. - I've had enough. 00:13:13.108 --> 00:13:13.975 I'm pulling the plug on this whole thing. 00:13:14.042 --> 00:13:15.243 Let's get out of here. 00:13:15.310 --> 00:13:17.680 - That's a cut. - Nice work. 00:13:36.264 --> 00:13:37.767 Where's the Cheddar Bay Biscuits? 00:13:37.834 --> 00:13:39.301 I ordered a whole another basket, like, ten minutes ago. 00:13:39.367 --> 00:13:40.870 - You already had six. - So what? 00:13:40.937 --> 00:13:42.637 - You're cut off. - You can't be cut off. 00:13:42.705 --> 00:13:44.506 It's unlimited, it's the whole point of Red Lobster. 00:13:44.573 --> 00:13:45.974 Guys. Guys. 00:13:47.108 --> 00:13:49.779 - Is that Abdul? - Kareem? 00:13:49.846 --> 00:13:51.446 No. Can't be. 00:13:51.513 --> 00:13:53.582 - That's Abdul. That's her. - That's her. 00:13:53.648 --> 00:13:55.484 - Oh, my God. - It is Abdul. 00:13:55.550 --> 00:13:57.820 I know Abdul when I see it. It's her! I'm scared right now. 00:13:57.887 --> 00:14:00.155 My windpipe is still sore from when she hit me. 00:14:00.222 --> 00:14:01.389 Yeah, she straight jacked you. 00:14:01.456 --> 00:14:02.959 She's gonna remember that night. 00:14:03.024 --> 00:14:04.226 Oh, she's coming over here, so it's curtains for us, 00:14:04.292 --> 00:14:05.527 essentially, it's what it is. 00:14:05.594 --> 00:14:07.395 - I gotta get out of here. - No, no! Sit... 00:14:07.462 --> 00:14:08.196 Sit down. 00:14:08.263 --> 00:14:09.598 This is our Red Lobster. 00:14:09.665 --> 00:14:11.132 I've been training for this for 20 years. 00:14:11.199 --> 00:14:13.401 Nobody touches you again. Not on my watch. 00:14:13.468 --> 00:14:14.904 - Okay, thank you. - No, yeah. 00:14:14.971 --> 00:14:16.438 - Just sit down. - She's coming right over here. 00:14:16.505 --> 00:14:18.039 - Act casual. - She's looking right at us. 00:14:18.106 --> 00:14:19.140 - Act casual. - She's looking... 00:14:19.207 --> 00:14:21.009 Smile. Act natural. 00:14:21.076 --> 00:14:22.477 Smile. Smile. 00:14:24.079 --> 00:14:25.347 All right. 00:14:28.651 --> 00:14:30.051 Fifteen feet. 00:14:30.118 --> 00:14:31.620 Ten feet. 00:14:31.687 --> 00:14:32.788 Five feet. 00:14:32.855 --> 00:14:33.856 Abdul. 00:14:33.923 --> 00:14:35.223 You're the Impractical Jokers. 00:14:35.290 --> 00:14:37.192 - Yeah. - For real? 00:14:37.259 --> 00:14:39.227 - Yeah. - Holy shit. 00:14:39.294 --> 00:14:42.163 - Okay. - I love you guys. 00:14:42.230 --> 00:14:45.033 Oh, no joke, man. I've watched every season. 00:14:45.100 --> 00:14:47.235 Well, except for season five. 00:14:47.302 --> 00:14:48.336 Yeah, I don't want to get into it. 00:14:48.403 --> 00:14:49.872 All right, well, thank you. 00:14:49.939 --> 00:14:52.207 By any chance, you guys gonna be in Miami next week? 00:14:52.274 --> 00:14:54.175 - Yeah. - I'm having this huge party. 00:14:54.242 --> 00:14:56.111 You guys can come. You can hang one night. 00:14:56.177 --> 00:14:57.847 You can hang the weekend. Go hang out. 00:14:57.914 --> 00:14:59.147 - Oh, my God. - What? 00:14:59.214 --> 00:15:00.515 You kidding me? 00:15:00.582 --> 00:15:01.984 Yeah, we'll be there. We were gonna go... 00:15:02.050 --> 00:15:03.418 - We were going anyway. - Yeah! Yeah! 00:15:03.485 --> 00:15:05.120 Yes! 00:15:05.186 --> 00:15:07.556 Sam? Hook 'em up. 00:15:11.259 --> 00:15:14.296 - Season five was atrocious. - Mmm. 00:15:14.362 --> 00:15:16.131 So I'll see you in Miami? 00:15:16.197 --> 00:15:17.132 Yes! Yeah, I'll see you there. 00:15:17.198 --> 00:15:18.734 This is crazy. 00:15:18.801 --> 00:15:20.335 Yeah, that's right. We are so in Miami. 00:15:20.402 --> 00:15:21.771 - We'll see you there. - All right. 00:15:21.837 --> 00:15:24.105 - Miami, here we come. - All right. 00:15:24.172 --> 00:15:25.473 We're not really going to Miami, are we? 00:15:25.540 --> 00:15:26.641 - Of course we're going to Miami. - No. 00:15:26.709 --> 00:15:28.276 That night was a disaster. Okay? 00:15:28.343 --> 00:15:30.412 We have a chance here for a do-over. 00:15:30.478 --> 00:15:33.315 I don't need a do-over. I'm the victim, okay? 00:15:33.381 --> 00:15:34.750 She punched me in the throat. 00:15:34.817 --> 00:15:36.618 Guys, this isn't even a discussion, okay? 00:15:36.686 --> 00:15:39.287 Abdul is here in the Lobster, she invites us to the party, 00:15:39.354 --> 00:15:40.856 we go to the party. 00:15:40.923 --> 00:15:43.124 We turn back the clock. We put that disaster to bed. 00:15:43.191 --> 00:15:44.660 Oh, yeah. We're going, and this time, 00:15:44.727 --> 00:15:46.762 we're gonna prove that we're not gonna screw it up. 00:15:46.829 --> 00:15:48.764 That's right. With a little bit of hype. 00:15:48.831 --> 00:15:50.332 - Mmm. - No hype. 00:15:50.398 --> 00:15:52.001 - A little bit. - Mmm. No. 00:15:52.068 --> 00:15:53.268 All right, the appropriate amount. 00:15:53.335 --> 00:15:54.737 Hmm, no. Less. 00:15:54.804 --> 00:15:56.839 Do this. That. 00:15:56.906 --> 00:15:59.107 Oh, I'm bringing this much, and if we use it, we use it. 00:15:59.174 --> 00:16:01.209 Oh, my God, there's only three. 00:16:01.276 --> 00:16:02.477 There's only three laminates. 00:16:02.544 --> 00:16:04.245 Perfect. I'm out. God's plan. 00:16:04.312 --> 00:16:05.715 No, no, no. What are you talking about? 00:16:05.781 --> 00:16:08.149 We'll settle this the way we do every big decision 00:16:08.216 --> 00:16:09.785 in our life, okay? 00:16:09.852 --> 00:16:11.419 The four of us will compete in hidden camera challenges 00:16:11.486 --> 00:16:12.822 on the way down to Miami, 00:16:12.888 --> 00:16:15.290 and the loser does not go to that party. 00:16:18.393 --> 00:16:19.929 - Road trip, guys! - Let's do it. 00:16:19.996 --> 00:16:21.129 Let's just get in the car and do it. 00:16:21.196 --> 00:16:22.364 - Road trip, baby. - Yeah! 00:16:22.430 --> 00:16:24.033 Guys, I have the perfect car. 00:16:24.100 --> 00:16:25.835 - You guys are gonna love this. - Oh, thank God, yes. 00:16:25.901 --> 00:16:28.503 Every part of my body is rejecting this plan. 00:16:28.570 --> 00:16:29.638 Who pays the bill, by the way? 00:16:29.705 --> 00:16:32.008 I pay the bill? I pay the bill? 00:16:43.551 --> 00:16:44.419 Huh? 00:16:45.387 --> 00:16:46.889 - Shotgun. - What? No! 00:16:46.956 --> 00:16:48.490 Yeah, I saw it, and I said it. 00:16:48.556 --> 00:16:49.825 - That's not even right. - Yeah, that's the rule. 00:16:49.892 --> 00:16:51.226 I get carsick. I can't sit back there. 00:16:51.292 --> 00:16:52.494 Your carsick is not my problem. 00:16:52.560 --> 00:16:53.763 - No. - Will you guys... 00:16:53.829 --> 00:16:54.864 Please, please, can you veto this? 00:16:54.930 --> 00:16:55.965 I will vomit everywhere. 00:16:56.032 --> 00:16:57.198 Veto it? Why would I veto that? 00:16:57.265 --> 00:16:58.633 It's the rules of shotgun. 00:16:58.701 --> 00:17:00.335 You see the car, you say, "Shotgun," you sit there. 00:17:00.402 --> 00:17:02.170 Joe gets shotgun 'cause he respects the leather. 00:17:02.237 --> 00:17:03.338 - Thank you, sir. - Hey, what... 00:17:03.405 --> 00:17:04.907 Whatever gave you the impression 00:17:04.974 --> 00:17:06.608 - I didn't respect it? - You scuffed the leather, man. 00:17:06.676 --> 00:17:09.444 That's like punching Grandma Lucia in her face. 00:17:09.511 --> 00:17:10.913 She killed herself in the back left seat, right? 00:17:10.980 --> 00:17:13.314 Why don't we all get off our high horses here? 00:17:13.381 --> 00:17:14.582 All right, it's not that great of a car. 00:17:14.649 --> 00:17:16.317 - It's not a Corvette. - No, I know. 00:17:16.384 --> 00:17:17.920 It's a Crown Vic. I know what this car is. 00:17:17.987 --> 00:17:19.755 I mean, it's the vehicular equivalent of Baltic Avenue. 00:17:19.822 --> 00:17:20.856 Baltic Avenue? 00:17:20.923 --> 00:17:22.457 What are you, going Monopoly on me? 00:17:22.524 --> 00:17:24.492 You're the thimble. Yeah, and do not pass go. 00:17:24.559 --> 00:17:26.561 You go directly to the back seat, buddy. 00:17:26.628 --> 00:17:28.630 I feel like I'm being sandbagged. 00:17:28.698 --> 00:17:30.498 Question, should I take a quick shit here or should I... 00:17:30.565 --> 00:17:32.434 - Would you guys just get in the car already? - Okay. 00:17:33.635 --> 00:17:35.603 ♪ Hey, baby ♪ 00:17:35.671 --> 00:17:37.907 ♪ You gotta remember ♪ 00:17:39.207 --> 00:17:41.209 - The trip it is. - Whoo-hoo! 00:17:41.276 --> 00:17:42.812 - Yeah! - Oh, you know what? 00:17:44.880 --> 00:17:46.849 - Ho! - Oh! 00:17:46.916 --> 00:17:48.516 Stacy! 00:17:48.583 --> 00:17:50.418 Yo, baby, all right. 00:17:50.485 --> 00:17:52.088 - Now we're ready. - Now we're ready. 00:17:52.154 --> 00:17:53.989 - Let's do this. - Let's go! 00:17:54.056 --> 00:17:58.493 ♪ Come on And look me in the face ♪ 00:17:58.560 --> 00:18:01.697 ♪ 'Cause I can tell That something ♪ 00:18:01.764 --> 00:18:04.365 ♪ Is bringing you down ♪ 00:18:04.432 --> 00:18:05.968 ♪ Bringing you down ♪ 00:18:06.035 --> 00:18:10.706 ♪ Is it the rumor That another girl ♪ 00:18:10.773 --> 00:18:13.541 ♪ Wants to take your place ♪ 00:18:13.608 --> 00:18:15.510 ♪ I think She's after your heart ♪ 00:18:15.577 --> 00:18:18.114 ♪ Well, I've been hearing The stories ♪ 00:18:18.180 --> 00:18:20.515 ♪ They're going around ♪ 00:18:20.582 --> 00:18:22.517 ♪ All of my friends are taken ♪ 00:18:22.584 --> 00:18:24.352 ♪ Hey, baby ♪ 00:18:26.822 --> 00:18:27.857 Oh, son! 00:18:27.923 --> 00:18:29.424 - If they have a... - I think I have one. 00:18:29.491 --> 00:18:30.893 - What's up, bro? - Welcome. 00:18:30.960 --> 00:18:33.261 - Grizzly Adams. - Oh, we should play Megaballs. 00:18:33.328 --> 00:18:35.164 - Who? - Oh, you got that Megaballs? 00:18:35.231 --> 00:18:36.699 What? 00:18:36.766 --> 00:18:39.034 Talk to me about your collection of jazz, smooth. 00:18:39.101 --> 00:18:40.870 I don't know, man, there's, like, two aisles. 00:18:40.936 --> 00:18:43.338 - Which one? - Dude, I just work here. 00:18:43.404 --> 00:18:44.774 That's why I'm asking you. 00:18:46.075 --> 00:18:47.710 - Oh. - Ooh. 00:18:50.411 --> 00:18:51.914 - Let me ask you guys something. - Hmm? 00:18:51.981 --> 00:18:53.749 You guys ever wonder what Murray gets up to 00:18:53.816 --> 00:18:55.818 - when we're not with him? - I would love to know. 00:18:55.885 --> 00:18:57.352 We've been friends with him my whole life. 00:18:57.418 --> 00:18:59.021 I go to sleep wondering what he does. 00:18:59.088 --> 00:19:00.956 - Hmm. - I got ideas. 00:19:01.023 --> 00:19:02.091 - Yeah? - Tell me. 00:19:02.158 --> 00:19:03.424 - He traveled a lot. - Yeah. 00:19:03.491 --> 00:19:05.326 That time he went on that tour with Yanni 00:19:05.393 --> 00:19:06.962 in South America. 00:19:07.029 --> 00:19:08.563 The Rainbows to Rainforest Tour, I remember that. 00:19:08.630 --> 00:19:10.166 Yeah, but he kept using air quotes with that. 00:19:10.232 --> 00:19:11.533 - He did that with you? - Yeah, 00:19:11.599 --> 00:19:13.903 like, "If you need me, I'll be with Yanni 00:19:13.969 --> 00:19:15.237 in South America." 00:19:15.336 --> 00:19:16.638 Now, what does that mean? 00:19:16.705 --> 00:19:18.841 Every part of that sentence is a fallacy? 00:19:20.242 --> 00:19:21.409 "I-I'll be unavailable." 00:19:21.476 --> 00:19:22.711 - Whoa. - What is that? 00:19:22.778 --> 00:19:24.280 It's air quotes. We're all doing it. 00:19:24.345 --> 00:19:25.748 - No, no, no. What's that? - Unavailable. It's air quotes. 00:19:25.815 --> 00:19:27.249 You're not calling four people over, 00:19:27.315 --> 00:19:28.316 you gotta flip that and reverse it. 00:19:28.383 --> 00:19:29.551 Oh, all right, Missy Elliott. 00:19:29.617 --> 00:19:30.853 - I wasn't sure. Got it. - Fellas? 00:19:30.920 --> 00:19:32.320 - Yo? - Got it. 00:19:34.355 --> 00:19:36.759 Right? For the road. For the road? 00:19:36.826 --> 00:19:37.827 Right? 00:19:39.561 --> 00:19:40.562 I don't need him. 00:19:54.442 --> 00:19:55.978 DC, baby. 00:19:58.646 --> 00:20:00.115 So today, we're stopping people 00:20:00.182 --> 00:20:01.583 and telling them we gotta speak at a memorial. 00:20:01.649 --> 00:20:03.451 The only thing is that we've written... 00:20:03.518 --> 00:20:04.987 - Each other's. - Each other's eulogies. 00:20:05.054 --> 00:20:06.487 So, at the end, we'll have to ask them, 00:20:06.554 --> 00:20:07.990 "Do you think it's fit to say?" 00:20:08.057 --> 00:20:10.993 And if they say no, we lose. If they say yes, we win. 00:20:11.060 --> 00:20:12.862 It's a sad day. 00:20:14.330 --> 00:20:17.700 This just shows you how fleeting life is, guys. 00:20:17.766 --> 00:20:18.901 How about this old guy? 00:20:19.835 --> 00:20:21.436 You got the right idea. 00:20:21.502 --> 00:20:23.339 - Ooh, too many steps. - Can't handle it. 00:20:23.404 --> 00:20:24.874 You just, you guys are in town just visiting 00:20:24.940 --> 00:20:26.574 - for the tours, the sights? - Yeah. 00:20:26.641 --> 00:20:28.010 Look at the urn. 00:20:28.077 --> 00:20:29.712 I'm in town, unfortunately, for sad reasons. 00:20:29.778 --> 00:20:31.512 - Got a, um... - Bucket of ashes right here. 00:20:31.579 --> 00:20:33.048 - I'm giving the eulogy. - Oh. 00:20:33.115 --> 00:20:34.549 Yeah, at a funeral. 00:20:34.616 --> 00:20:36.517 He got a great mark. This guy's so into the idea. 00:20:36.584 --> 00:20:38.921 We're doing the thing by the water and spreading the ashes, you know. 00:20:38.988 --> 00:20:40.322 Oh, yeah. 00:20:40.388 --> 00:20:42.157 ., 00:20:43.826 Is that why people come to the reflection pool, though? 00:20:43.893 --> 00:20:45.526 I'm pretty sure you're not allowed to even do that. 00:20:45.593 --> 00:20:46.762 Can I run the eulogy by you? It takes one second. 00:20:46.829 --> 00:20:47.963 It's only a couple sentences long. 00:20:48.030 --> 00:20:50.132 You're very brave for doing that. 00:20:50.199 --> 00:20:51.499 Here's the eulogy I wrote. 00:20:51.566 --> 00:20:53.302 "Grandma." 00:20:53.369 --> 00:20:54.602 "Grandma was... 00:20:54.670 --> 00:20:56.504 Grandma was a straight up bitch." 00:20:58.473 --> 00:21:00.676 "You know it, Grandpa. We all know it. 00:21:00.743 --> 00:21:01.944 And now she's dead 00:21:02.011 --> 00:21:03.846 and we've got her goddamn money. 00:21:03.913 --> 00:21:05.613 Let's go to China Buffet to celebrate 00:21:05.681 --> 00:21:07.249 this bitch's one-way ticket to hell." 00:21:07.316 --> 00:21:08.549 Wow. 00:21:08.616 --> 00:21:09.752 What do you think? Is it ready to go? 00:21:11.353 --> 00:21:13.756 I don't know what other people would think about that. 00:21:13.822 --> 00:21:15.324 We all felt this way about Grandma. 00:21:15.391 --> 00:21:16.358 - Oh. - We all did. 00:21:16.424 --> 00:21:18.060 Including Grandpa. 00:21:18.127 --> 00:21:19.361 So you think I should just read this or should I change it? 00:21:19.427 --> 00:21:20.796 I don't... I wouldn't. 00:21:20.863 --> 00:21:22.064 - You wouldn't read it? - No. 00:21:22.131 --> 00:21:24.366 Oh! 00:21:24.432 --> 00:21:25.367 I'm not good with public speaking. 00:21:25.433 --> 00:21:26.534 Forget the urn. Walk away. 00:21:26.601 --> 00:21:27.903 All right. Well, take care, sir. 00:21:27.970 --> 00:21:29.637 - Have a great vacation. Enjoy. - Yeah. 00:21:29.705 --> 00:21:31.307 - Take care, now. - You bet. 00:21:31.373 --> 00:21:32.374 What do you want with this? 00:21:35.277 --> 00:21:36.611 Sir? 00:21:47.323 --> 00:21:48.958 Guys, can I ask you a question? 00:21:49.024 --> 00:21:50.059 Here we go. 00:21:50.125 --> 00:21:51.694 It's just a few words. I'm very nervous. 00:21:51.760 --> 00:21:53.362 Can I read it to you just to say it out loud 00:21:53.429 --> 00:21:54.897 - and tell me if you like it? - Sure. 00:21:54.964 --> 00:21:56.531 I'm so nervous. The family's meeting me. Yeah. 00:21:56.597 --> 00:21:59.335 Okay, uh, "Thank you all for coming 00:21:59.401 --> 00:22:02.671 to the spreading of the ashes of Joey Dumps." 00:22:02.738 --> 00:22:04.006 - Joey Dumps. - Joey Dumps. 00:22:04.073 --> 00:22:05.774 "What could be said about Joey Dumps? 00:22:05.841 --> 00:22:07.309 He took his lumps." 00:22:08.978 --> 00:22:10.346 "Joey Dumps was there for me. 00:22:10.412 --> 00:22:11.947 He let me see those dumps. 00:22:12.014 --> 00:22:13.849 Dumps-da-dumps-dumps-dumps." 00:22:13.916 --> 00:22:15.084 "When you were down in the dumps, 00:22:15.150 --> 00:22:16.819 who was there for you... Joey Dumps. 00:22:16.885 --> 00:22:18.287 Dumps like a truck, truck, truck." 00:22:19.722 --> 00:22:21.724 "Guys like a what, what, what. 00:22:21.790 --> 00:22:25.461 So to honor his last wish, we now dump Dumps' ashes, 00:22:25.526 --> 00:22:27.329 and then go listen to the final episode 00:22:27.396 --> 00:22:29.164 of his baseball-themed podcast, 00:22:29.231 --> 00:22:32.234 'Joey Dumps Humps Chump Umps in the Rumps.'" 00:22:34.203 --> 00:22:36.739 - It's so Joey Dumps. - It's very Joey Dumps. 00:22:36.805 --> 00:22:38.506 - Do you think it... - It's very funny. 00:22:38.573 --> 00:22:40.676 - Should I change anything? - No. 00:22:40.743 --> 00:22:42.244 - No? Ah. - Oh! 00:22:42.311 --> 00:22:44.645 - It's a great memorial. - Thank you very much. 00:22:44.713 --> 00:22:46.482 - I appreciate you guys. - Thank you. Good luck. 00:22:46.547 --> 00:22:48.350 - Thank you. - He was a big Sisqó fan. 00:22:48.417 --> 00:22:49.785 Wow. Ready to go. 00:22:49.852 --> 00:22:52.388 - Good job with that, Sal. - Sal with a W. 00:22:52.454 --> 00:22:53.621 My eulogy game, I crush. 00:22:53.689 --> 00:22:54.823 I give a good eulogy. 00:22:58.193 --> 00:22:59.361 You guys ready? 00:22:59.428 --> 00:23:00.963 Yeah, the cameras aren't on, but... 00:23:01.030 --> 00:23:02.097 How we doing? Cameras aren't ready yet? 00:23:02.164 --> 00:23:03.732 Guys, the secret is to... 00:23:05.100 --> 00:23:08.337 pique interest, pique the curiosity of people. 00:23:08.404 --> 00:23:10.406 Could you just hold this up, and I'm just gonna... 00:23:10.472 --> 00:23:12.141 Yeah, just hold that up, yeah, like that, it's perfect. 00:23:13.809 --> 00:23:15.677 They're holding ashes. 00:23:15.744 --> 00:23:16.979 There we go. That's great. 00:23:17.046 --> 00:23:18.579 - Yeah, I'm here for a memorial. - Oh. 00:23:18.646 --> 00:23:21.817 So I'm about to give a eulogy, um, about this. 00:23:21.884 --> 00:23:23.485 So I'm just getting prepared. 00:23:23.551 --> 00:23:25.187 You mind if I just say it out loud to you guys real quick? 00:23:25.254 --> 00:23:27.289 - Sure. Go on. - Yeah. Hold her. Thanks. 00:23:27.356 --> 00:23:28.457 Okay. 00:23:28.524 --> 00:23:29.491 Sometimes he makes it look easy. 00:23:29.557 --> 00:23:31.592 "This that eulogy. You know. 00:23:31.660 --> 00:23:33.495 You know what it is, gang, gang. 00:23:33.561 --> 00:23:35.531 Devin died. He got got." 00:23:36.832 --> 00:23:38.267 "He got shot. He loved life. 00:23:38.333 --> 00:23:39.701 He loved wife, my wife. 00:23:39.768 --> 00:23:42.004 I shot that mother. Eleven shots in the leg." 00:23:42.071 --> 00:23:43.705 - In the leg? - "I ain't supposed to be here, 00:23:43.772 --> 00:23:45.541 but y'all know what? Y'all can scratch. 00:23:45.606 --> 00:23:47.409 I came here to see him put down 00:23:47.476 --> 00:23:48.510 - and piss on the grave." - Oh! 00:23:50.578 --> 00:23:53.215 That's when I would take... Expose myself and start peeing. 00:23:53.282 --> 00:23:54.950 - "Expose myself and..." - And then remember 00:23:55.017 --> 00:23:56.885 to drink a lot of water prior, as a note to myself. 00:23:56.952 --> 00:23:59.421 And then escape out the southeast exit... 00:23:59.488 --> 00:24:00.823 - Escape. - Of the cemetery. 00:24:00.889 --> 00:24:02.257 And it's a right on red. 00:24:03.459 --> 00:24:04.760 So that's how I would do that. 00:24:04.827 --> 00:24:06.662 - Way too extreme. - Is it too extreme? 00:24:06.728 --> 00:24:09.198 Oh! 00:24:09.264 --> 00:24:10.432 Yes! 00:24:10.499 --> 00:24:11.900 I should probably just say he was a good guy. 00:24:11.967 --> 00:24:13.402 Yeah, just probably... Yeah, yeah. 00:24:13.469 --> 00:24:14.503 I think that's all. That's why you're MC, yeah. 00:24:14.570 --> 00:24:15.636 So not good to go, then. 00:24:22.411 --> 00:24:24.813 Here goes Q. He looks good. He's all cleaned up. 00:24:24.880 --> 00:24:26.215 - Q always looks good. - Take a picture? 00:24:26.281 --> 00:24:29.651 - Yeah, no problem. - Here you go, Q, you're in. 00:24:29.718 --> 00:24:31.253 Got it. There you go. Thank you. 00:24:31.320 --> 00:24:34.223 Thanks, I'm, uh, doing a eulogy, actually. 00:24:34.289 --> 00:24:36.624 We're supposed to dump the ashes in here, 00:24:36.692 --> 00:24:38.093 but it turns out you're not allowed to. 00:24:38.160 --> 00:24:39.595 Do you mind if I run the speech by you? 00:24:39.661 --> 00:24:41.597 'Cause I'm super nervous. It's super short. 00:24:41.663 --> 00:24:43.765 "What to say about Cousin Frieda? 00:24:44.766 --> 00:24:46.168 Sure, she had loose morals 00:24:46.235 --> 00:24:48.804 and a libido that wouldn't quit, and that's..." 00:24:49.605 --> 00:24:50.672 - How old are you? - 13. 00:24:50.739 --> 00:24:52.875 13? All right, cool. 00:24:52.941 --> 00:24:55.511 I'm good. 00:24:55.577 --> 00:24:57.846 That's it. You're out. 00:24:57.913 --> 00:25:01.049 It's all about how she died 'cause of STDs. 00:25:12.561 --> 00:25:14.096 - Gettin' up. - Ready to go. 00:25:25.374 --> 00:25:27.709 - Can you guys humor me? - Always. 00:25:28.944 --> 00:25:30.512 Can we find a cave? 00:25:32.814 --> 00:25:34.016 Don't ask. 00:25:34.082 --> 00:25:36.351 - Wait, it depends, for who. - You. 00:25:39.021 --> 00:25:43.025 This, I mean, this idea basically was a layup for us. 00:25:43.091 --> 00:25:44.826 Just how do we make Joe's stupid face 00:25:44.893 --> 00:25:46.094 look even more stupid? 00:25:46.161 --> 00:25:49.631 The conceit here is Joe lost his tour 00:25:49.698 --> 00:25:51.600 about three decades ago. 00:25:51.668 --> 00:25:54.136 And he's been living under the earth ever since. 00:25:54.203 --> 00:25:57.039 Middle of the summer, when it's 110 degrees outside, 00:25:57.105 --> 00:25:58.907 this is the place to be, I'll tell you that. 00:25:58.974 --> 00:26:00.776 When you guys see Joe for the first time, 00:26:00.842 --> 00:26:02.344 that's the first time we're seeing Joe. 00:26:02.411 --> 00:26:03.579 I can't wait for this. 00:26:03.645 --> 00:26:04.681 So as we're coming through here, 00:26:04.746 --> 00:26:06.081 kind of look along the ceiling. 00:26:06.148 --> 00:26:07.849 We got lots of these little divots. 00:26:07.916 --> 00:26:09.818 Here we go. 00:26:09.885 --> 00:26:11.386 You'll notice these cracks. 00:26:11.453 --> 00:26:14.256 That's the water movement when all this was underwater. 00:26:14.323 --> 00:26:15.457 Hello? 00:26:15.524 --> 00:26:17.025 - Oh. - Oh. 00:26:17.092 --> 00:26:19.995 - Yo. - Oh, hey, man. 00:26:20.062 --> 00:26:21.396 Oh. 00:26:21.463 --> 00:26:24.833 - Are you all right? - Yeah. What's up? 00:26:26.768 --> 00:26:29.137 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 00:26:30.606 --> 00:26:33.542 Look at their faces. They're shocked. 00:26:33.609 --> 00:26:35.811 Oh, my God. For real, though? 00:26:35.877 --> 00:26:37.579 That's freakin' me out. 00:26:37.646 --> 00:26:38.780 It's freakin' you out? 00:26:38.847 --> 00:26:40.015 Imagine what this is like for me. 00:26:40.082 --> 00:26:41.283 You all right, dude? 00:26:41.350 --> 00:26:42.517 No, I've been to too many movies. 00:26:42.584 --> 00:26:43.653 Oh, he's gross. 00:26:43.720 --> 00:26:45.688 I got lost a little while ago. 00:26:45.754 --> 00:26:46.955 Hey. 00:26:47.022 --> 00:26:48.257 I didn't think he was... I didn't think 00:26:48.323 --> 00:26:49.858 he was gonna come out of this cave. 00:26:49.925 --> 00:26:52.494 I was waiting for my parents. 00:26:52.561 --> 00:26:54.196 I've been down here since 1987. 00:26:55.998 --> 00:26:57.432 Dad said, "Don't have a cow, man. 00:26:57.499 --> 00:26:58.533 Talk to the hand." 00:26:58.600 --> 00:27:00.869 And I was here... 00:27:00.936 --> 00:27:02.437 I got all turned around. 00:27:02.504 --> 00:27:04.906 What happened was I was looking for the gift shop... 00:27:05.874 --> 00:27:07.242 It's on down the left. 00:27:08.844 --> 00:27:10.812 I went on my ass to the left here... 00:27:10.879 --> 00:27:12.180 I like your shirt. 00:27:12.247 --> 00:27:14.283 I'm the beef. 00:27:14.349 --> 00:27:16.551 Joe, be proud of your "I'm the Beef" shirt. 00:27:16.618 --> 00:27:18.655 - Back of... - I'm the beef. 00:27:18.721 --> 00:27:21.056 I'm the beef. 00:27:21.123 --> 00:27:22.291 I'm sorry. I didn't mean to interrupt. 00:27:22.357 --> 00:27:23.959 - I'll just fold in. - Oh, okay. 00:27:24.026 --> 00:27:26.028 Well, the water... 00:27:26.094 --> 00:27:27.596 Again, the water that moves through it, 00:27:27.664 --> 00:27:29.331 that just opens up the cave. 00:27:29.398 --> 00:27:31.600 So this water, usually, with the rain, 00:27:31.668 --> 00:27:32.834 will come up over that way. 00:27:32.901 --> 00:27:34.069 Y'all have any questions? 00:27:34.136 --> 00:27:35.103 I have... I have a lot of questions. 00:27:35.170 --> 00:27:37.306 Uh, yeah. Go ahead. 00:27:37.372 --> 00:27:39.608 Let's start with what year is it? 00:27:39.676 --> 00:27:42.144 - It's 2018, sir. - Okay. 00:27:42.210 --> 00:27:45.314 Let me check my pager. 00:27:45.380 --> 00:27:47.784 Joe, have them fall in line and walk in front of them 00:27:47.849 --> 00:27:49.284 - like you're a sergeant. - Why don't you... 00:27:49.351 --> 00:27:51.086 Why don't you let me just tell everybody? 00:27:51.153 --> 00:27:52.254 - You're pissed at everybody. - This water comes every... 00:27:52.321 --> 00:27:53.588 Come on, Neil. 00:27:54.890 --> 00:27:56.224 This is what happened. 00:27:56.291 --> 00:27:57.893 You go up this ravine and it's a dead end. 00:27:57.959 --> 00:28:01.596 - Goes up, like, 200 feet. - 350 feet, Neil. 00:28:01.664 --> 00:28:04.132 Goes to 350 feet, okay? 00:28:04.199 --> 00:28:05.400 I mean, if you're gonna talk out your ass, 00:28:05.467 --> 00:28:06.902 turn around so I can understand you. 00:28:10.339 --> 00:28:12.207 Anybody know who shot J.R.? 00:28:12.274 --> 00:28:13.909 Do you guys know who shot J.R.? 00:28:16.211 --> 00:28:18.547 'Cause I missed... J.R. from Dallas. 00:28:18.613 --> 00:28:19.782 I missed that. 00:28:19.848 --> 00:28:21.550 It's been on my mind for so long. 00:28:21.616 --> 00:28:24.619 - Dad? - Dad? What? 00:28:24.687 --> 00:28:26.621 I didn't say shit. 00:28:28.924 --> 00:28:30.827 You guys, follow me out of here. 00:28:30.892 --> 00:28:32.027 I'm dying to get outside. 00:28:32.094 --> 00:28:33.328 Did Mondale get a second term? 00:28:33.395 --> 00:28:35.230 Did Mondale get a second term? 00:28:38.100 --> 00:28:41.203 Uh, okay, we're still rolling here, guys. 00:28:42.637 --> 00:28:45.507 You fucking son of a bitch. Oh, my God. 00:28:45.574 --> 00:28:47.943 Oh, my God. It scared the shit out of me. 00:28:48.009 --> 00:28:49.511 - Oh, my God. - Oh, my God! 00:28:58.253 --> 00:28:59.921 Turn up the tension. Pedal, pedal. 00:28:59.988 --> 00:29:01.289 - Hey, bud, what's up? - Hey. 00:29:01.356 --> 00:29:05.026 You, uh, have a laptop charger or... 00:29:05.093 --> 00:29:06.461 Which one? USB-C or the older ones? 00:29:06.528 --> 00:29:09.364 Let's go, ladies! Keep it going! 00:29:09.431 --> 00:29:11.933 Work the quads, work the glutes. 00:29:12.000 --> 00:29:13.268 Anyways, what can I do for you, bud? 00:29:13.335 --> 00:29:15.137 - "Let's go, ladies"? - Let's go, yeah. 00:29:15.203 --> 00:29:16.706 Who are these ladies? 00:29:16.773 --> 00:29:19.040 Do me a favor, keep 'em encouraged while I'm gone. 00:29:21.476 --> 00:29:23.512 Let's go! 00:29:23.578 --> 00:29:25.848 You are doggin' it! I want to see more out of you! 00:29:25.914 --> 00:29:27.182 You over there, you're looking good. 00:29:27.249 --> 00:29:28.885 - Let's go! - Sorry, that's too much. 00:29:28.950 --> 00:29:30.318 - That's too much. - Yeah, I'm so sorry. 00:29:30.385 --> 00:29:31.654 I don't have the USB-C, I have the older laptop, 00:29:31.721 --> 00:29:32.822 so I don't got it, bud. 00:29:32.889 --> 00:29:34.289 Good? 00:29:34.356 --> 00:29:35.758 - Did you... - I haven't got it, okay? 00:29:35.825 --> 00:29:38.960 Come on, ladies! Let's go, let's go, let's go! 00:29:54.042 --> 00:29:56.144 Q is on a boat with a couple of strangers, 00:29:56.211 --> 00:29:58.213 and we've arranged for this boat to pull up 00:29:58.280 --> 00:29:59.682 on someone in distress. 00:29:59.749 --> 00:30:02.484 Q doesn't know who, how, or what the situation is. 00:30:02.551 --> 00:30:04.553 In that moment, the captain's gonna say, 00:30:04.619 --> 00:30:06.756 because of the law, he cannot accept 00:30:06.823 --> 00:30:08.056 anyone else on the boat 00:30:08.123 --> 00:30:09.692 unless it's unanimously agreed upon. 00:30:09.759 --> 00:30:11.526 The catch is that we're gonna give him the reason 00:30:11.593 --> 00:30:13.128 why this guy can't get on the boat. 00:30:14.162 --> 00:30:15.464 You see that? 00:30:15.530 --> 00:30:18.166 Guy over there flagging us down. 00:30:18.233 --> 00:30:20.235 - A guy? - Uh-oh, Q. Uh-oh, Q. 00:30:20.302 --> 00:30:21.470 Somebody's in the water. 00:30:24.439 --> 00:30:25.842 You see who that is, Q? 00:30:25.908 --> 00:30:29.411 Is that a U.S. soldier? 00:30:29.478 --> 00:30:31.480 - A hero? - An American hero. 00:30:31.546 --> 00:30:33.950 It's G.I. Float. 00:30:34.015 --> 00:30:36.518 I'm a U.S. soldier in distress. 00:30:36.585 --> 00:30:37.687 Can you please help? 00:30:37.753 --> 00:30:38.888 We have to make sure that everyone's okay 00:30:38.955 --> 00:30:40.121 with bringing him on. 00:30:40.188 --> 00:30:41.122 Are you guys all right with that? 00:30:41.189 --> 00:30:42.524 Yeah, that's all right. 00:30:42.591 --> 00:30:44.125 You're okay with bringing him on? 00:30:44.192 --> 00:30:47.763 If he's in distress, then we want to help. 00:30:47.830 --> 00:30:49.164 You okay to bring him on? 00:30:49.231 --> 00:30:50.599 Well, hear me out. 00:30:50.666 --> 00:30:52.234 I mean, we help a solider in a dinghy, 00:30:52.300 --> 00:30:54.135 what's that gonna do for his confidence? 00:30:54.202 --> 00:30:56.371 If we... 00:30:56.438 --> 00:30:58.406 If we were to help a soldier in a dinghy, 00:30:58.473 --> 00:31:00.375 what's that do for his confidence? 00:31:02.377 --> 00:31:04.947 We have backed him into a corner like no other. 00:31:05.013 --> 00:31:07.115 - Where's he from? - Where did you serve? 00:31:07.182 --> 00:31:09.852 - Iraq. - Oh, so he survived Iraq. 00:31:09.919 --> 00:31:11.286 He's okay. 00:31:11.353 --> 00:31:13.890 I thank you for your service. 00:31:13.956 --> 00:31:16.625 I'm just saying, we don't really know anything about the guy. 00:31:16.692 --> 00:31:18.728 They sell that outfit at any Army-Navy store. 00:31:18.794 --> 00:31:21.263 You know? 00:31:21.329 --> 00:31:22.698 How is this even an issue? 00:31:27.168 --> 00:31:28.503 I know this looks like I don't want 00:31:28.570 --> 00:31:30.006 to save a U.S. soldier in distress... 00:31:30.105 --> 00:31:31.807 - No, it doesn't. - It doesn't? Great. 00:31:33.041 --> 00:31:34.777 - Oh! Oh, my God! - Wow. 00:31:34.844 --> 00:31:37.312 How is he convincing people not to help a soldier? 00:31:37.379 --> 00:31:39.715 I know, right, a unanimous vote from you guys, seriously. 00:31:39.782 --> 00:31:40.950 Yeah, we're good. 00:31:41.017 --> 00:31:42.217 We talked it out, 00:31:42.284 --> 00:31:44.319 and we're okay just bailing on him. 00:31:44.386 --> 00:31:45.888 I feel bad leaving him out there. 00:31:45.955 --> 00:31:47.355 - Yes! - Oh. 00:31:47.422 --> 00:31:49.759 I need an answer from each of you, then, so... 00:31:49.825 --> 00:31:51.928 I'll go with whatever the group decides. 00:31:51.994 --> 00:31:53.128 Let him on the boat. 00:31:53.194 --> 00:31:54.362 - Yeah? - Oh! 00:31:54.429 --> 00:31:57.232 - Let him on? - Yeah! 00:31:57.299 --> 00:31:58.633 Where were you going to? 00:31:58.701 --> 00:32:01.069 Uh, actually, I was trying to get to Miami 00:32:01.136 --> 00:32:02.872 to see the Paula Abdul concert. 00:32:04.472 --> 00:32:06.809 Aren't we all. 00:32:12.715 --> 00:32:14.382 This looks like a real party crowd 00:32:14.449 --> 00:32:16.719 you have out there, pal. 00:32:16.786 --> 00:32:18.620 We're about to roll up on somebody. 00:32:18.688 --> 00:32:21.256 Here we go, they're already worried. 00:32:21.323 --> 00:32:23.059 It's a man in a boat? 00:32:23.124 --> 00:32:24.860 Joe, why don't you go take a look at who's in distress? 00:32:24.927 --> 00:32:27.128 Just watch Joe's face. 00:32:29.230 --> 00:32:30.498 I'm stuck. 00:32:30.565 --> 00:32:32.300 Can you swing around, give me a hand? 00:32:32.367 --> 00:32:33.501 Oh, man. 00:32:35.738 --> 00:32:38.139 Oh, I'm stuck! 00:32:38.206 --> 00:32:40.910 I'm having trouble getting back on the boat. 00:32:40.977 --> 00:32:43.746 What does he think? 00:32:43.813 --> 00:32:46.348 Basically, maritime law says that if we bring him on, 00:32:46.414 --> 00:32:48.350 everyone has to be okay with us bringing him on. 00:32:48.416 --> 00:32:50.786 - Does it have to be unanimous? - It has to be unanimous. 00:32:50.853 --> 00:32:52.220 - Is it all right with you? - Oh, no it... 00:32:52.287 --> 00:32:53.321 - Is it okay with you, sir? - Yeah. 00:32:53.990 --> 00:32:55.624 Oh, no. 00:32:56.993 --> 00:32:58.159 I mean, hear me out. 00:32:58.226 --> 00:32:59.527 I promised I'd never put myself 00:32:59.594 --> 00:33:01.129 into this situation again. 00:33:01.196 --> 00:33:02.430 I promised I'd never put myself 00:33:02.497 --> 00:33:03.766 in this situation again. 00:33:03.833 --> 00:33:05.034 I've been burned once. 00:33:05.101 --> 00:33:05.935 I'm not gonna let it happen twice. 00:33:07.770 --> 00:33:09.337 - You're saying no? - I'm saying no, yeah. 00:33:09.404 --> 00:33:11.439 Murr, I'm having issues with my dinghy. 00:33:11.506 --> 00:33:14.275 Guys, I'm having issues with my dinghy. 00:33:14.342 --> 00:33:16.211 I don't know which dinghy he's talking about. 00:33:16.277 --> 00:33:18.279 I don't know. 00:33:19.915 --> 00:33:22.685 I mean, you gotta see it from our point of view, pal. 00:33:22.752 --> 00:33:24.552 Joe, go on a rant. Take this thing over. 00:33:24.619 --> 00:33:26.321 You got your buttocks out in the middle of the ocean, 00:33:26.388 --> 00:33:28.189 bobbing up and down with a lady on the boat, 00:33:28.256 --> 00:33:29.659 I mean, you want us to take you on... 00:33:29.725 --> 00:33:31.326 - I mean, where are your trunks? - What? 00:33:31.393 --> 00:33:33.663 The logic doesn't track. Where are your trunks? 00:33:35.630 --> 00:33:37.667 Can't we just help him get on his boat? 00:33:37.733 --> 00:33:39.267 Joey, it's you versus Murr. 00:33:39.334 --> 00:33:41.804 - He gets on, you lose. - Dead, pal. 00:33:41.871 --> 00:33:45.206 Yeah, the rule is we both get on this boat, I lose. 00:33:46.042 --> 00:33:48.643 - Pretty much. - What? 00:33:48.711 --> 00:33:50.079 Wait, wait, whoa, whoa. Hold on! 00:33:50.146 --> 00:33:51.479 What are you doing? 00:33:52.313 --> 00:33:53.949 Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joey. 00:33:54.016 --> 00:33:55.583 What are you... What? 00:33:55.651 --> 00:33:58.186 I'm out. Ah! 00:34:01.791 --> 00:34:03.125 Is this for real? 00:34:03.191 --> 00:34:05.427 He's gonna save him. He's going to save him. 00:34:05.493 --> 00:34:08.496 - Come on! - So Murray still loses. 00:34:08.563 --> 00:34:09.999 - That's it, he's off. - Oh, my God, Murray... 00:34:10.066 --> 00:34:11.199 Well, he's not getting on the boat. 00:34:11.266 --> 00:34:12.300 - Get in... - Just not... 00:34:12.367 --> 00:34:14.569 - Oh! - Oh! 00:34:14.636 --> 00:34:16.404 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 00:34:16.471 --> 00:34:18.808 How could you dare touch that ass? 00:34:18.874 --> 00:34:21.677 - I'll see you back at land. - Are you kidding me? Joe! 00:34:21.744 --> 00:34:23.244 Do you have beer on this boat? 00:34:24.880 --> 00:34:26.082 Son of a... 00:34:47.469 --> 00:34:50.706 - Wow. This is special. - Ooh. 00:34:50.773 --> 00:34:52.273 You couldn't have booked something a little bit better? 00:34:52.340 --> 00:34:53.909 It's 2 1/2 stars. How many stars do you need? 00:34:53.976 --> 00:34:55.543 - All of them. - One of the reviews, 00:34:55.610 --> 00:34:58.580 Danny D. says, "Found two crack pipes, lolz." 00:34:58.646 --> 00:35:01.117 With a Z. Still gave it four stars. 00:35:01.183 --> 00:35:02.283 - All right. - With a Z? 00:35:02.350 --> 00:35:03.753 - It's got cable. - That's hip. 00:35:13.829 --> 00:35:15.263 You guys did not think we weren't gonna 00:35:15.330 --> 00:35:16.832 mess with Sal on this trip, did you? 00:35:16.899 --> 00:35:18.801 Yeah, that's right, we stopped at this roadside motel 00:35:18.868 --> 00:35:20.301 because they allow pets. 00:35:20.368 --> 00:35:21.804 You're about to see a grown man cry. 00:35:23.906 --> 00:35:25.573 I was saying, like, pull up to him, so it could be fun. 00:35:25.640 --> 00:35:27.308 Just... You're just going to see what he's doing. 00:35:27.375 --> 00:35:29.477 - Right. Hoodie's on? - Get in. 00:35:32.647 --> 00:35:33.749 What? 00:35:37.285 --> 00:35:39.054 All right. Can I... 00:35:39.121 --> 00:35:40.522 Just open the door, buddy. 00:35:40.588 --> 00:35:42.658 - There's no handle. - No handle? 00:35:42.725 --> 00:35:44.359 This isn't the nicest motel. 00:35:44.425 --> 00:35:45.928 This wasn't right for today. 00:35:45.995 --> 00:35:48.030 Sal, everybody knows you're afraid of cats. 00:35:56.371 --> 00:35:59.141 Oh, my... 00:35:59.208 --> 00:36:01.076 That's a tiger. 00:36:01.143 --> 00:36:03.478 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 00:36:03.545 --> 00:36:06.648 I can't do this. Oh, my God. 00:36:06.715 --> 00:36:09.785 How did you get the insurance to sign off on this? 00:36:09.852 --> 00:36:11.187 We didn't. 00:36:11.253 --> 00:36:13.588 Guys, I don't think it's funny. I don't want to do it. 00:36:13.656 --> 00:36:16.624 Guys, please. Guys, please. Guys, please. 00:36:16.692 --> 00:36:18.093 I don't think it's funny, guys. 00:36:19.862 --> 00:36:21.063 Oh. Can't move. 00:36:21.130 --> 00:36:23.398 Yeah, that's probably wise that you don't move. 00:36:23.464 --> 00:36:25.835 I've seen so many movies and so many TV shows... 00:36:25.901 --> 00:36:28.369 In one second, if this tiger wants to kill me, 00:36:28.436 --> 00:36:30.371 the tiger's gonna kill me. 00:36:32.107 --> 00:36:34.475 Guys, did you think this through all the way? 00:36:34.542 --> 00:36:35.911 - Not really - Not really, no. 00:36:35.978 --> 00:36:37.813 How can you do this to me? What do I do? 00:36:37.880 --> 00:36:39.315 Try to get out of the room, bud. 00:36:39.380 --> 00:36:40.950 There's a door right in front of you. 00:36:44.320 --> 00:36:45.855 - Uh-oh. - Uh-oh. 00:36:45.921 --> 00:36:47.656 Now he's more concerned about the lock than the tiger. 00:36:47.723 --> 00:36:50.759 No, no, no, no, no. 00:36:50.826 --> 00:36:52.094 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 00:36:52.161 --> 00:36:53.195 Oh, my God! 00:36:53.262 --> 00:36:57.166 Guys, I can't make it. 00:36:57.233 --> 00:36:58.834 Good, he's brushing his teeth. Go, go. 00:36:58.901 --> 00:37:00.602 - He's brushing his teeth. - There he goes. 00:37:00.669 --> 00:37:01.636 - He's up on the sink. - Get out of there. 00:37:01.704 --> 00:37:04.039 Get out of there, quick. 00:37:04.106 --> 00:37:06.075 Look at the poster in front of your face. 00:37:06.141 --> 00:37:09.011 - You think that's funny? - It's the shit. 00:37:09.078 --> 00:37:10.846 Just hang in there, pal. 00:37:10.913 --> 00:37:12.614 Guys, I... 00:37:13.514 --> 00:37:16.051 don't think this is funny. 00:37:16.118 --> 00:37:18.419 - Who's there? - Just let me in, guys. 00:37:18.486 --> 00:37:19.755 - It's not funny. - Sal, it's super easy. 00:37:19.822 --> 00:37:20.890 You just have to say this sentence. 00:37:20.956 --> 00:37:22.291 - Go ahead. - "Let me in. 00:37:22.358 --> 00:37:24.525 I'm a baby bitch boy." 00:37:24.592 --> 00:37:26.128 Let me in, I'm the baby bitch boy. 00:37:27.629 --> 00:37:29.164 No, no, that's what Joe wanted you to say. 00:37:29.231 --> 00:37:30.632 I want you to say, 00:37:30.699 --> 00:37:34.036 "Murr's funnier, smarter, and better than me." 00:37:34.103 --> 00:37:35.838 Come here, buddy. Come here, buddy. 00:37:51.921 --> 00:37:54.156 Chaplin moustache will never come back. 00:37:54.223 --> 00:37:55.257 - Oh, hey, bud. - Hey. 00:37:55.324 --> 00:37:56.158 Do you know the Wi-Fi password? 00:37:56.225 --> 00:37:57.492 Oh, the Wi-Fi? 00:37:57.558 --> 00:37:58.761 Sure, you don't have it in your room? 00:37:58.827 --> 00:38:00.696 No, the card's not in there, so, yeah. 00:38:06.135 --> 00:38:07.803 I mean, just search for Morgan Suites. 00:38:07.870 --> 00:38:09.371 The password is "password." 00:38:09.437 --> 00:38:11.106 The password is "password"? That's not very secure. 00:38:11.173 --> 00:38:12.841 - No. - Yeah. Oh, hey. 00:38:12.908 --> 00:38:15.510 Oh, hey! It's the Houlihans. 00:38:15.576 --> 00:38:17.645 One sec. Hey, Marisa, Chris. Come on. 00:38:17.713 --> 00:38:18.747 - Please, please. - Murr! 00:38:18.814 --> 00:38:20.481 Hey, Marisa, you look gorgeous. 00:38:20.548 --> 00:38:21.516 - Yeah. - And Chris. 00:38:21.582 --> 00:38:22.651 Scotch is in the back. 00:38:22.718 --> 00:38:24.053 - Take it easy this time. - Always. 00:38:24.119 --> 00:38:25.187 - All right, buddy. Good night. - All right, man. 00:38:25.254 --> 00:38:26.188 You have a good night. 00:38:36.332 --> 00:38:37.766 Grover Cleveland was a Capricorn... Yeah, man? 00:38:37.833 --> 00:38:39.068 Are there any caps on the password? 00:38:39.134 --> 00:38:40.102 All caps. 00:38:40.169 --> 00:38:41.602 All caps password. Yeah, thanks. 00:39:02.324 --> 00:39:05.560 Uh-huh. I guess I'm late. 00:39:05.626 --> 00:39:07.963 What do you want to do? 00:39:08.030 --> 00:39:09.630 All right, this looks nice and cool in the sun. 00:39:09.698 --> 00:39:10.666 This is gonna be great. 00:39:14.269 --> 00:39:16.205 All right. 00:39:16.271 --> 00:39:17.673 Here we go. 00:39:17.740 --> 00:39:19.408 Oh, God, I'm gonna die. 00:39:20.876 --> 00:39:23.045 Nobody told me your name, buddy. 00:39:23.112 --> 00:39:25.347 So how about we go with Benjamin Horse? 00:39:25.414 --> 00:39:27.116 Yes. All right. 00:39:31.420 --> 00:39:33.122 Oh. 00:39:33.188 --> 00:39:34.589 Oh, my goodness. 00:39:36.125 --> 00:39:39.962 This says we go up one mile and make a left, 00:39:40.029 --> 00:39:43.732 and then we can punch the guys. 00:39:43.799 --> 00:39:45.667 I'd like to marry a girl like you one day. 00:39:45.734 --> 00:39:48.536 Pretty. Beautiful blue eyes. 00:39:48.603 --> 00:39:50.806 Calm, steady demeanor. 00:39:50.873 --> 00:39:54.542 You guys messed up, because I'm havin' a blast! 00:39:54.609 --> 00:39:57.012 This is the best road trip ever! 00:40:03.752 --> 00:40:05.120 Let me ask you this, 00:40:05.187 --> 00:40:07.356 When was the last time you had an E.L. Fudge? 00:40:07.423 --> 00:40:09.058 - One week ago. - Really? 00:40:09.124 --> 00:40:10.426 - No exaggeration. - You're lying. 00:40:10.492 --> 00:40:12.194 I swear to God. 00:40:12.261 --> 00:40:14.363 Fudge Stripe gets all the shine over at Keebler. 00:40:14.430 --> 00:40:15.798 Fudge Stripe's a better cookie. 00:40:15.864 --> 00:40:17.632 I'm talking Keebler, I'm talking E.L. Fudge. 00:40:17.699 --> 00:40:19.468 I'm talking Fudge Stripe, and then I move on. 00:40:19.535 --> 00:40:20.903 I'll give you $1,000/ 00:40:20.969 --> 00:40:22.671 if any of you can tell me what E.L. stands for. 00:40:24.106 --> 00:40:25.640 I'm blowing your mind right now. 00:40:25.707 --> 00:40:29.078 Everybody loves? 00:40:29.144 --> 00:40:32.548 - Shit. - You carry $1,000 with you? 00:40:32.613 --> 00:40:35.184 - I think I see someone. - Yeah! 00:40:35.250 --> 00:40:36.318 Oh, there he is. 00:40:37.286 --> 00:40:39.455 Welcome to the party, pal. 00:40:39.521 --> 00:40:40.856 Come on, Fatiator. 00:40:40.923 --> 00:40:43.125 Once my balls shot directly up in my body 00:40:43.192 --> 00:40:46.627 about a mile back, I started enjoying it. 00:40:46.695 --> 00:40:48.063 - You got it. Be careful, man. - Whoa! 00:40:48.130 --> 00:40:51.533 - Park it over there. - Okay, okay. All right. 00:40:51.599 --> 00:40:52.668 You good? 00:40:57.873 --> 00:40:59.341 You're forever my horse, baby. 00:41:10.486 --> 00:41:12.521 Murr, how... This idiot. 00:41:12.588 --> 00:41:14.056 - What? - Look at... 00:41:16.024 --> 00:41:18.060 How does he even sleep like that? 00:41:18.127 --> 00:41:19.661 Oh, man. He's got no idea what's coming. 00:41:19.728 --> 00:41:21.897 Oh, I know. I've already made some calls. 00:41:24.600 --> 00:41:26.568 ♪ Get ready, get ready, go ♪ 00:41:26.634 --> 00:41:28.770 ♪ Forever my girl Forever my chick ♪ 00:41:28.837 --> 00:41:30.005 ♪ Together forever, we lit ♪ 00:41:30.072 --> 00:41:31.440 ♪ Whatever the gift, she cool ♪ 00:41:31.507 --> 00:41:32.574 ♪ Whatever she get ♪ 00:41:32.640 --> 00:41:33.609 ♪ Strawberry letters for dick ♪ 00:41:33.675 --> 00:41:34.743 ♪ I'm bound to sweat ♪ 00:41:34.810 --> 00:41:36.245 ♪ Got 'em whenever she's sick ♪ 00:41:36.311 --> 00:41:38.313 ♪ She call me This medicine quick ♪ 00:41:38.380 --> 00:41:39.615 ♪ I measured the dick before I could measure the bitch ♪ 00:41:39.681 --> 00:41:40.682 ♪ She on the measuring stick ♪ 00:41:40.749 --> 00:41:42.217 ♪ I'm heavy legit ♪ 00:41:42.284 --> 00:41:43.585 ♪ Like forever is wrong, Whatever I do ♪ 00:41:43.652 --> 00:41:45.087 ♪ You, forever my boo ♪ 00:41:45.154 --> 00:41:46.421 ♪ And back when They call me the cat ♪ 00:41:46.488 --> 00:41:47.556 ♪ I'm like Pepé Le Pew ♪ 00:41:47.623 --> 00:41:48.991 ♪ Ha ♪ 00:41:49.057 --> 00:41:51.693 ♪ Staten Island in the building ♪ 00:41:51.760 --> 00:41:53.095 ♪ Yeah ♪ 00:41:53.162 --> 00:41:54.963 I'm shaking. 00:41:55.030 --> 00:41:56.765 All right, how are you? 00:42:02.671 --> 00:42:04.072 Well, ladies, this is the birthday boy. 00:42:04.139 --> 00:42:05.207 We're here to celebrate him. 00:42:07.676 --> 00:42:09.378 So let's do this. 00:42:14.316 --> 00:42:15.617 I hold back. 00:42:15.684 --> 00:42:17.886 I get shy at first. 00:42:19.755 --> 00:42:21.924 I guess it is a little. 00:42:21.990 --> 00:42:23.258 It's his birthday, ladies. 00:42:23.325 --> 00:42:24.993 What does this look like from your vantage? 00:42:28.864 --> 00:42:33.602 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 00:42:33.670 --> 00:42:38.106 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 00:42:38.173 --> 00:42:43.178 ♪ Happy birthday, dear Murray ♪ 00:42:43.245 --> 00:42:48.617 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 00:42:48.685 --> 00:42:50.052 Are you serious? 00:42:50.118 --> 00:42:52.187 That's Murray's family behind us. 00:42:52.254 --> 00:42:54.957 That's James' nieces and nephews. 00:42:55.023 --> 00:42:57.092 - Happy birthday, my friend. - Oh, my God. 00:42:57.159 --> 00:42:59.094 They're all here! 00:43:05.334 --> 00:43:09.706 Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me? 00:43:16.011 --> 00:43:17.479 Everybody's ready to roll. 00:43:19.615 --> 00:43:21.016 James, they're so innocent. 00:43:21.083 --> 00:43:23.653 Are you kidding me? You flew my whole... 00:43:23.720 --> 00:43:26.388 That's my nieces and nephews. 00:43:26.455 --> 00:43:28.323 It's all fake? 00:43:28.390 --> 00:43:29.726 Happy birthday! 00:43:32.127 --> 00:43:33.562 ♪ I'm the joker ♪ 00:43:33.629 --> 00:43:35.764 ♪ I'm practically nuts ♪ 00:43:35.831 --> 00:43:37.065 ♪ With my crew ♪ 00:43:37.132 --> 00:43:40.068 Huh. The Atlanta Hawks are hiring. 00:43:41.738 --> 00:43:42.938 Players? 00:43:45.107 --> 00:43:46.709 I feel like they shouldn't put an ad out for that. 00:43:46.775 --> 00:43:48.243 It's unclear. 00:43:50.612 --> 00:43:51.980 All righty. Here we go. 00:43:53.915 --> 00:43:55.517 ♪ Whoa, joker ♪ 00:43:58.755 --> 00:43:59.921 - Murr. - Yep. 00:43:59.988 --> 00:44:01.156 - How you doing, buddy? - I'm good. 00:44:02.157 --> 00:44:03.693 Here we go. Here we go, guys. 00:44:03.760 --> 00:44:05.827 - Here we go. We're in. - How are you doing? 00:44:05.894 --> 00:44:07.162 - Hey, I'm James Murray. Nice to meet you. - Hey, nice to meet you. Joe. 00:44:07.229 --> 00:44:08.630 - How are you? - Good, good. 00:44:08.698 --> 00:44:09.965 - How are you doing? - Joe, pleasure. I'm great. 00:44:10.032 --> 00:44:11.133 - Thank you so much. - Awesome. 00:44:11.199 --> 00:44:12.301 - Well, welcome. - Thank you. 00:44:12.367 --> 00:44:13.535 So where are you coming in from? 00:44:13.602 --> 00:44:14.970 Oh, I live here in Atlanta. 00:44:15.037 --> 00:44:16.638 You answer the questions we ask you. 00:44:16.706 --> 00:44:18.240 So where are you from originally? 00:44:18.307 --> 00:44:20.208 Where do I see myself in five years? 00:44:20.275 --> 00:44:23.178 Well, in five years, I see myself well on track 00:44:23.245 --> 00:44:25.280 to maybe a managerial... 00:44:25.347 --> 00:44:26.515 Okay, great. 00:44:26.581 --> 00:44:28.617 So how'd you hear about this role in particular? 00:44:28.685 --> 00:44:30.319 Oh. 00:44:30.385 --> 00:44:31.553 Well, what do you feel your biggest strength is? 00:44:31.620 --> 00:44:32.821 My biggest strengths are... 00:44:34.222 --> 00:44:36.659 I would say confidence, approachability... 00:44:36.726 --> 00:44:38.327 - Sure. - I'm easy to talk with. 00:44:38.393 --> 00:44:40.162 Why leave your position at Georgia State? 00:44:40.228 --> 00:44:41.731 I saw you were there until March. 00:44:41.798 --> 00:44:43.766 - In full disclosure... - In full disclosure... 00:44:43.832 --> 00:44:48.805 - I had a child out of wedlock. - I had a child out of wedlock. 00:44:48.870 --> 00:44:51.106 If that disqualifies me from the job, I understand. 00:44:51.173 --> 00:44:53.875 If that disqualifies me from the job, I understand. 00:44:53.942 --> 00:44:56.611 - Nope. Nope. Certainly not. - Right. 00:44:58.213 --> 00:45:00.315 I put a Polaroid camera. Just take a quick picture. 00:45:01.016 --> 00:45:02.050 - Cool. - Right? 00:45:02.117 --> 00:45:03.585 - You got a... - Yeah. 00:45:05.253 --> 00:45:07.422 - Camera. Nice. - Yeah. 00:45:07.489 --> 00:45:09.057 Get him to sign it. Get him to sign it. 00:45:09.124 --> 00:45:11.259 - Well, um... - Can you autograph? 00:45:11.326 --> 00:45:12.994 - Is that cool? - Sure, yeah. Yeah, bring it. 00:45:13.061 --> 00:45:14.329 I mean, you are on the Hawks. 00:45:14.396 --> 00:45:15.832 I mean, you are on the Hawks, so... 00:45:15.897 --> 00:45:17.466 Yeah, well... Yeah. 00:45:17.532 --> 00:45:19.368 I have to apologize if I seem a little off. 00:45:19.434 --> 00:45:21.002 I have to apologize, by the way, 00:45:21.069 --> 00:45:22.705 if I seem a little off during the interview. 00:45:22.772 --> 00:45:23.905 Aunt Flo's in town. 00:45:23.972 --> 00:45:26.208 Aunt... 00:45:26.274 --> 00:45:28.110 Frick. 00:45:28.176 --> 00:45:29.511 Looks like I'm not getting the job. 00:45:32.047 --> 00:45:33.750 - Or the party ticket. - Yeah. 00:45:37.018 --> 00:45:38.420 Look at this, boys. 00:45:38.487 --> 00:45:39.789 This is big-time... You get this job, 00:45:39.856 --> 00:45:41.189 you're gonna be big-time, buddy. 00:45:41.256 --> 00:45:42.324 This is a big-time gig we're infiltrating. 00:45:42.391 --> 00:45:44.459 I'm ready for the big time. 00:45:44.526 --> 00:45:46.395 - Here she comes. - Hello, hi. 00:45:46.461 --> 00:45:48.230 - How are you? - How are you? I'm Brian. 00:45:48.296 --> 00:45:50.999 - Hey. Nice to meet you. - Very nice to meet you. 00:45:51.066 --> 00:45:52.033 Here we go. 00:45:52.100 --> 00:45:53.535 - Oh. - Here we go, Q. 00:45:53.602 --> 00:45:55.604 You've seen the job description. 00:45:55.671 --> 00:45:57.139 - I have. Yeah. - Correct? 00:45:57.205 --> 00:45:59.441 - I got it right here. - Two words, under qualified. 00:45:59.508 --> 00:46:02.277 Two words, under qualified, but willing to learn. 00:46:02.344 --> 00:46:04.312 Willing to learn. That's great. 00:46:05.614 --> 00:46:08.250 Can you describe your style of management? 00:46:08.316 --> 00:46:09.886 - My style of management? - Mmm-hmm. 00:46:09.951 --> 00:46:11.253 Sure, well, my nickname's Crab Cake, 00:46:11.319 --> 00:46:12.755 so if that's any indication... 00:46:12.822 --> 00:46:15.157 My nickname... All my, uh... 00:46:15.223 --> 00:46:17.058 All my workers call me Crab Cakes, 00:46:17.125 --> 00:46:18.560 if that's any indication. 00:46:18.627 --> 00:46:19.762 - Yeah. - Really? 00:46:19.829 --> 00:46:20.830 - Yeah, Crab Cakes. - Yeah. 00:46:22.297 --> 00:46:23.999 If the guys want to call me Crab Cakes, 00:46:24.065 --> 00:46:26.869 hey, call me Crab Cakes. 00:46:26.935 --> 00:46:28.370 - Off topic... - Off topic... 00:46:28.437 --> 00:46:30.706 Is that stupid mascot of yours a woodpecker? 00:46:30.773 --> 00:46:32.073 What is that thing? 00:46:32.140 --> 00:46:35.043 Is that... That stupid mascot you have, 00:46:35.110 --> 00:46:36.746 is that a woodpecker, what is that thing? 00:46:38.513 --> 00:46:40.081 - I can't even look. - Oh, my God. 00:46:40.148 --> 00:46:42.250 - I can't even look. - It's a hawk. 00:46:42.317 --> 00:46:43.552 I don't know what you call that bird. 00:46:43.618 --> 00:46:45.153 Yeah? Oh, it looks like a woodpecker. 00:46:49.524 --> 00:46:50.592 Yeah. 00:46:50.660 --> 00:46:52.294 Tell me a little bit about yourself. 00:46:52.360 --> 00:46:54.596 Will I be pissing in a cup for a drug test? 00:46:55.363 --> 00:46:57.399 Do you know, is, um... 00:47:02.672 --> 00:47:04.072 He doesn't want to say it. 00:47:04.139 --> 00:47:06.007 Yeah, I really tanked this one. 00:47:06.074 --> 00:47:07.976 There's no way I'm going to see Abdul. 00:47:08.043 --> 00:47:10.813 There's no way I'm going to see Paula Abdul. 00:47:13.348 --> 00:47:14.750 Explain the plot of the movie. 00:47:14.817 --> 00:47:16.218 We're four high school friends. 00:47:16.284 --> 00:47:18.754 So we're on a road trip for redemption 00:47:18.821 --> 00:47:21.289 for an incident that happened back in 1990, 00:47:21.356 --> 00:47:22.825 like, coming back to haunt us now. 00:47:22.892 --> 00:47:24.961 And there's only three tickets to see Abdul, 00:47:25.026 --> 00:47:27.429 and one of us can't go. 00:47:27.496 --> 00:47:29.631 - Rate our movie. - The movie's 3 1/2 stars. 00:47:29.699 --> 00:47:31.433 The movie's gonna be 3 1/2 stars. 00:47:32.835 --> 00:47:34.269 This interview is bullshit. 00:47:37.172 --> 00:47:39.007 This interview is bullshit. 00:47:41.878 --> 00:47:44.246 Thank you. 00:47:44.312 --> 00:47:46.014 It's total bullshit. 00:47:47.249 --> 00:47:50.018 It's all for a movie. 00:47:51.821 --> 00:47:53.789 Hey, buddy, everything look cozy? 00:47:53.856 --> 00:47:55.658 Yep. What's that? 00:47:55.725 --> 00:47:57.492 That's Chase, you met him at a Big Brother program. 00:47:57.559 --> 00:47:59.361 Then you lost him, and now he's your guardian angel 00:47:59.427 --> 00:48:01.764 that looks over you during all the big events, 00:48:01.831 --> 00:48:03.031 including job interviews. 00:48:03.098 --> 00:48:04.432 - Hey. - Oh, hey, yeah, yeah. 00:48:04.499 --> 00:48:06.635 How are you? Very random. 00:48:06.702 --> 00:48:09.638 - That's actually Chase. - Okay. Great. 00:48:09.705 --> 00:48:10.840 He was my Little Brother, 00:48:10.907 --> 00:48:11.941 in the Little Brother, Big Brother program. 00:48:12.008 --> 00:48:13.308 Okay. 00:48:13.375 --> 00:48:14.710 He's like my guardian angel, inspiration. 00:48:14.777 --> 00:48:16.244 He's gonna look over the interview for me. 00:48:16.311 --> 00:48:17.612 - Oh, I think that's great. - Thank you. 00:48:17.680 --> 00:48:19.247 I was like, did someone leave anything? 00:48:19.314 --> 00:48:20.315 - Oh, no, what is your name? - Brandy. Brandy. 00:48:20.382 --> 00:48:21.416 - Brandy. - Yeah, sorry. 00:48:21.483 --> 00:48:22.885 - Nice to meet you. - I'm Sal. 00:48:22.952 --> 00:48:23.986 Immediately launch into why the Earth is flat. 00:48:25.220 --> 00:48:26.321 I like talking to people 00:48:26.388 --> 00:48:27.657 about all different types of things. 00:48:27.723 --> 00:48:29.057 - Right. - You know, for example, like, 00:48:29.124 --> 00:48:31.126 no denying it for me that the, 00:48:31.192 --> 00:48:32.895 you know, I believe the Earth is flat. 00:48:32.962 --> 00:48:34.797 So I like to talk about that. 00:48:34.864 --> 00:48:36.064 Okay. Great. 00:48:37.767 --> 00:48:39.367 How do you feel about the shape of the Earth? 00:48:39.434 --> 00:48:42.437 What is your opinion on the shape of the Earth? 00:48:42.504 --> 00:48:44.105 - Um... - There's the look. 00:48:44.172 --> 00:48:48.010 I mean, I'm pretty literal, so I'm gonna go with round. 00:48:48.076 --> 00:48:49.477 Yeah, most people think it's round. 00:48:49.544 --> 00:48:51.446 - Yeah. - But they'd be wrong. 00:48:53.582 --> 00:48:55.183 They told me to bring a recommendation, 00:48:55.250 --> 00:48:56.752 - so I brought one. - They said to bring a rec... 00:48:56.819 --> 00:49:00.022 A recommendation too, and I also have a recommendation. 00:49:00.088 --> 00:49:01.590 Sal, pull out the iPad there. 00:49:01.657 --> 00:49:03.124 Uh, so here. 00:49:06.127 --> 00:49:07.663 It's Sal's mom, Adele. 00:49:09.264 --> 00:49:12.500 Please hire him. He'd be a good employee. 00:49:12.567 --> 00:49:15.103 He doesn't steal. He's a good boy. 00:49:15.170 --> 00:49:17.439 He pays me to clean his house, 00:49:17.505 --> 00:49:19.107 so please, please, please hire him 00:49:19.174 --> 00:49:20.910 so he can keep paying me. 00:49:22.577 --> 00:49:24.847 Oh, my God. That's awesome. 00:49:26.015 --> 00:49:27.917 - You good? - Ah, hell, nah! 00:49:27.984 --> 00:49:30.953 Instead of "Oh, hell, no," do the singing version of it. 00:49:31.020 --> 00:49:32.153 ♪ Hell, no ♪ 00:49:32.220 --> 00:49:34.522 ♪ To the no, no, no ♪ 00:49:36.191 --> 00:49:39.194 - I'm so sorry. - It's okay. 00:49:39.260 --> 00:49:41.162 - What are you writing? - What, what are you... 00:49:41.229 --> 00:49:42.364 What are you writing? 00:49:44.232 --> 00:49:45.835 - My notes. - Oh, great. Perfect. 00:49:48.303 --> 00:49:49.571 Take notes. 00:49:49.638 --> 00:49:51.573 Yeah, Sal, take notes on her. 00:49:57.312 --> 00:50:00.215 Sal, just go, "Are there one T or two in 'pretty'?" 00:50:02.918 --> 00:50:04.552 Ah, done! 00:50:04.619 --> 00:50:07.790 - Done, boys. - Well done. 00:50:09.224 --> 00:50:11.727 Okay, so this is my outfit. 00:50:11.794 --> 00:50:14.997 Yeah, Joey in a breakaway basketball warmup suit. 00:50:15.064 --> 00:50:16.297 So as soon as the person comes in, 00:50:16.364 --> 00:50:18.366 you just get ready for game time. 00:50:20.535 --> 00:50:22.038 - Hey, how are you? - Good. How are you? 00:50:22.104 --> 00:50:23.505 - Big hug. - Nice to see you. 00:50:23.571 --> 00:50:25.373 - Emily. Nice to meet you. - It's nice to meet you. 00:50:25.440 --> 00:50:27.542 - Yeah, I'm ready to do this. - Oh, here you go. 00:50:27.609 --> 00:50:29.745 - That's amazing. - Right? 00:50:29.812 --> 00:50:30.846 That is awesome. 00:50:32.682 --> 00:50:34.182 So nice to meet you. I'm Emily. 00:50:34.249 --> 00:50:35.617 I'm the building security manager. 00:50:35.685 --> 00:50:37.119 - Building security manager? - Yes, sir, so... 00:50:37.185 --> 00:50:38.120 And what was your name again? I'm sorry. 00:50:38.186 --> 00:50:39.822 Emily. Yes, sir. 00:50:39.889 --> 00:50:41.891 I'm gonna let you get started other than that amazing intro. 00:50:41.957 --> 00:50:43.558 - Oh, thank you. - Joe, where are you from? 00:50:43.625 --> 00:50:44.927 Tell me a little bit about yourself. 00:50:44.994 --> 00:50:46.162 Nah, nah. 00:50:46.227 --> 00:50:48.229 Nah, I didn't want to... 00:50:48.296 --> 00:50:49.597 I didn't really want to get into that. 00:50:51.366 --> 00:50:53.169 What's that? Which part. 00:50:53.234 --> 00:50:55.370 My past. My shadowy past. 00:50:55.437 --> 00:50:57.740 My shadowy past. I didn't really want to start... 00:50:59.507 --> 00:51:01.077 Keep saying "off the record." 00:51:01.143 --> 00:51:02.477 - Off the record... - Mmm-hmm. 00:51:02.544 --> 00:51:04.714 I negotiated prices for, like, bulk supplies. 00:51:04.780 --> 00:51:06.347 - Mmm-hmm. - I would let them in 00:51:06.414 --> 00:51:07.883 on the, to the side. 00:51:07.950 --> 00:51:09.752 Joe, she's writing this down. It's off the record. 00:51:09.819 --> 00:51:11.519 Yeah, but this is all off the... 00:51:11.586 --> 00:51:13.189 - This is all off the record. - No, no, you're fine. 00:51:13.254 --> 00:51:14.322 I'm just talking about your extension of knowledge with... 00:51:14.389 --> 00:51:15.758 Got it, got it. 00:51:15.825 --> 00:51:17.193 Um, what else can I tell you off the record? 00:51:17.258 --> 00:51:18.994 Joe, have a roving finger. 00:51:19.061 --> 00:51:20.896 There was one time when a whole crew was in here, 00:51:20.963 --> 00:51:22.698 and they had to actually be on the other side of the campus, 00:51:22.765 --> 00:51:24.667 but the middle was closed, so I couldn't get them through. 00:51:24.734 --> 00:51:26.234 We had to actually go around the whole thing. 00:51:26.301 --> 00:51:27.469 - But off the record. - Off the record, Monica. 00:51:27.535 --> 00:51:28.369 Off the record, we went through 00:51:28.436 --> 00:51:29.672 the closed road, Monica. 00:51:29.739 --> 00:51:31.306 Here comes the moving finger. 00:51:31.372 --> 00:51:32.540 And, you know, there was a lot of teams up here, 00:51:32.607 --> 00:51:33.676 and then we brought it down south. 00:51:33.743 --> 00:51:35.410 You know, you connect everybody, 00:51:35.477 --> 00:51:37.412 and they all have their own conferences and stuff, 00:51:37.479 --> 00:51:39.081 but, uh, I have stopped... 00:51:39.148 --> 00:51:41.449 Excuse yourself for one quick moment to go to the bathroom 00:51:41.516 --> 00:51:43.318 and then go downstairs and play basketball. 00:51:43.384 --> 00:51:45.620 Um, I need to use the restroom real quick. 00:51:45.688 --> 00:51:47.056 - I'm sorry. - Yeah, sure, no worries. 00:51:47.123 --> 00:51:48.791 - I'll be right back. - Yeah. 00:51:49.792 --> 00:51:50.893 I'll be right back. I'm sorry. 00:51:50.960 --> 00:51:52.560 - Yeah, okay. - Thanks. 00:51:54.029 --> 00:51:56.699 Look at her face! 00:52:02.303 --> 00:52:04.439 - This is gonna be amazing. - Her face is... 00:52:16.451 --> 00:52:17.686 Almost. 00:52:17.753 --> 00:52:19.989 Joey, uh, security really sucks around here. 00:52:21.724 --> 00:52:23.759 - You good? - Yeah, security really sucks. 00:52:23.826 --> 00:52:25.861 I was able just to go down there and shoot hoops. 00:52:32.433 --> 00:52:34.402 - Yeah. - So security's an issue. 00:52:34.937 --> 00:52:35.838 Yeah. 00:52:35.905 --> 00:52:38.073 Security's an issue. 00:52:38.140 --> 00:52:41.010 All right, well, do you have any further questions for me? 00:52:41.076 --> 00:52:43.578 Tell her you'll be in touch and she did great. 00:52:43.645 --> 00:52:44.814 And, uh, that's it. Yeah, thank you so much. 00:52:44.880 --> 00:52:47.549 You did great. We'll be in touch. 00:52:47.615 --> 00:52:48.951 I'll get Jakim to, uh... 00:52:49.018 --> 00:52:51.386 Hey, appreciate it. Yeah, we'll let you know. 00:52:52.755 --> 00:52:54.223 Possibly. Maybe we'll hire her. 00:52:56.091 --> 00:52:57.226 Maybe we'll hire her. 00:52:57.293 --> 00:52:58.160 I'm not sure if we'll hire her. 00:53:04.399 --> 00:53:05.901 - A left right here? - Go. 00:53:05.968 --> 00:53:07.903 Yeah, baby, yeah! 00:53:07.970 --> 00:53:10.371 Disgusting loading dock. Nice, guys. 00:53:14.710 --> 00:53:16.679 Now do you want to tell me why we're here? 00:53:16.745 --> 00:53:18.047 We're just gonna pop into 00:53:18.113 --> 00:53:19.514 this social media convention real quick. 00:53:19.581 --> 00:53:21.649 - Uh-huh. - Here's your credentials. 00:53:21.717 --> 00:53:23.252 We're having fun with you today at your expense. 00:53:23.319 --> 00:53:25.721 Hey, bud, uh, you're, uh... You're on in ten minutes. 00:53:27.022 --> 00:53:29.124 You're terrible at social networking, so... 00:53:33.028 --> 00:53:34.129 Give it up one more time 00:53:34.196 --> 00:53:35.865 for your When Brands Take a Stand panel. 00:53:38.267 --> 00:53:40.102 So we are at the Social Shake-Up, 00:53:40.169 --> 00:53:43.538 which is a tremendous social media conference here, 00:53:43.605 --> 00:53:45.875 and Q is about to go up and give a presentation. 00:53:45.941 --> 00:53:47.508 - Yeah. - We wrote the presentation. 00:53:47.575 --> 00:53:49.444 He's never seen a single one of these slides. 00:53:49.510 --> 00:53:50.880 There's 600 people here, 00:53:50.946 --> 00:53:52.848 which is a little more than we usually have. 00:53:52.915 --> 00:53:54.083 A little more? 00:53:54.149 --> 00:53:57.887 We do have a last-minute addition to the roster. 00:53:57.953 --> 00:54:00.656 We have a new speaker coming up. 00:54:00.723 --> 00:54:02.557 We have been trying to do this for years. 00:54:02.624 --> 00:54:05.794 Please welcome to the stage Peter Foaks. 00:54:07.329 --> 00:54:08.429 Peter Foaks. 00:54:13.202 --> 00:54:14.602 Good morning, everybody. 00:54:14.670 --> 00:54:16.504 Very excited to be here. Thank you for having me. 00:54:16.571 --> 00:54:17.773 My name is Peter Foaks. 00:54:17.840 --> 00:54:19.341 They brought me here 'cause I'm... 00:54:19.440 --> 00:54:21.777 really been doing well as a social media influencer, 00:54:21.844 --> 00:54:24.545 so why don't we get started. 00:54:24.612 --> 00:54:27.482 How to Become a Social Media Influencer, 00:54:27.548 --> 00:54:30.518 or as my dad calls it, "not have a real job." 00:54:32.420 --> 00:54:34.757 So here we go. 00:54:34.823 --> 00:54:36.992 His world after this is gonna change. 00:54:37.059 --> 00:54:39.261 We may not be friends after this moment. 00:54:39.328 --> 00:54:40.863 I recently interviewed 00:54:40.930 --> 00:54:42.765 social media influencer Franz Goldberg. 00:54:42.831 --> 00:54:44.900 Do you guys know who that is? 00:54:44.967 --> 00:54:46.769 Ah, you're gonna love this. Okay. 00:54:46.835 --> 00:54:48.503 Hi, my name is Franz Goldberg, 00:54:48.569 --> 00:54:50.839 and I'm what you would call a social media influencer. 00:54:50.906 --> 00:54:53.008 My major platform is YouTube. 00:54:53.075 --> 00:54:54.810 Advertisers want to... 00:54:54.877 --> 00:54:57.112 ...and I can provide them... 00:54:57.179 --> 00:54:59.248 It's interrupting. 00:55:02.483 --> 00:55:04.353 Did somebody call a plumber? 00:55:04.420 --> 00:55:07.488 Yes. I need my pipes cleaned. 00:55:10.793 --> 00:55:12.527 That's Q's parents! 00:55:12.593 --> 00:55:13.996 That's Q's real parents. 00:55:14.063 --> 00:55:17.333 - I can help with that. - Oh, goody. 00:55:17.399 --> 00:55:18.367 Come this way. 00:55:18.434 --> 00:55:19.467 Oh, yeah. 00:55:19.534 --> 00:55:21.236 Good pipes. Oh. 00:55:21.303 --> 00:55:23.238 Oh, yes. 00:55:23.305 --> 00:55:25.640 ...place them at the end of my video. 00:55:25.708 --> 00:55:28.010 I like to place them inside... 00:55:34.283 --> 00:55:37.319 I must have recorded over an old tape on that one. 00:55:40.456 --> 00:55:42.024 Also, um... 00:55:42.091 --> 00:55:45.194 you probably shouldn't use tapes in the modern era, 00:55:45.260 --> 00:55:47.396 'cause of accidents like that. 00:55:47.463 --> 00:55:49.732 You know, digital... digital... 00:55:49.798 --> 00:55:52.001 I would say digital is the way to go. 00:55:52.067 --> 00:55:54.370 He can't even speak. 00:55:54.436 --> 00:55:56.604 His mind is blown. 00:55:56.672 --> 00:56:01.010 Okay, well, look, identify the major brands 00:56:02.277 --> 00:56:03.979 that fit with your brands. 00:56:04.046 --> 00:56:06.682 You know, stay on brand is basically what I'm saying. 00:56:06.749 --> 00:56:08.884 Uh, oh, no. 00:56:10.386 --> 00:56:12.921 Oh, I hope this one doesn't get interrupted, buddy. 00:56:12.988 --> 00:56:15.124 Well, why don't we give a listen 00:56:15.190 --> 00:56:18.227 to what Franz Goldberg has to say about brands. 00:56:18.293 --> 00:56:19.695 Oh. 00:56:19.762 --> 00:56:21.063 You think they would have just brought Franz here, 00:56:21.130 --> 00:56:23.699 but no, we got tape. 00:56:23.766 --> 00:56:25.401 My audience likes that I'm real. 00:56:25.467 --> 00:56:27.970 - They don't want to be fed... - It's just gonna go right... 00:56:28.037 --> 00:56:30.339 Oh, this is funny. There... There's Dad. 00:56:31.539 --> 00:56:33.976 Well, hello there. 00:56:34.043 --> 00:56:36.445 May I help you? 00:56:36.512 --> 00:56:38.414 I'm here to plant some seed. 00:56:40.049 --> 00:56:42.617 He's a gardener. You can tell by his hat. 00:56:42.684 --> 00:56:45.187 Let me show you where you can plant it. 00:56:45.254 --> 00:56:47.356 Yes, come on. 00:56:47.423 --> 00:56:49.158 That bush needs trimming. 00:56:52.928 --> 00:56:54.663 My dad had a lot of side jobs. 00:56:54.730 --> 00:56:57.598 - So did your mom. - So did your mom, apparently. 00:56:58.566 --> 00:57:00.269 So did my mom, apparently. 00:57:02.805 --> 00:57:04.239 Are there any questions? 00:57:06.008 --> 00:57:07.209 No? No questions. 00:57:07.276 --> 00:57:08.710 I-I didn't think so. 00:57:08.777 --> 00:57:10.779 All right, well, I have a few questions myself. 00:57:13.115 --> 00:57:14.416 - Thank you. - Well done, buddy. 00:57:14.483 --> 00:57:15.818 Well done. 00:57:15.884 --> 00:57:17.786 - Come on, come on, come on. - Bring it in. 00:57:17.853 --> 00:57:20.689 Hey, Brian. Dad's on his way. 00:57:20.756 --> 00:57:22.825 - How did it go? - How did it go? 00:57:22.891 --> 00:57:24.460 - Brian. - Yeah. 00:57:24.526 --> 00:57:27.062 I didn't know who was gonna be more embarrassed. 00:57:27.129 --> 00:57:28.730 - You or us. - Well, I'll tell you what. 00:57:28.797 --> 00:57:30.365 It didn't look like you guys were embarrassed. 00:57:30.432 --> 00:57:32.334 Hey, Mr. and Mrs. Quinn, I'll be by next week 00:57:32.401 --> 00:57:33.435 to film the sequel, okay? 00:57:33.502 --> 00:57:35.003 All right, get out of here. 00:57:35.070 --> 00:57:37.605 Don't answer the phone when they call anymore, okay? 00:57:37.673 --> 00:57:38.941 All right, love you, Ma. I love you, Dad. 00:57:39.007 --> 00:57:40.309 I'll talk to you guys in a little bit. 00:57:46.815 --> 00:57:49.451 All right, here it is. 00:57:49.518 --> 00:57:51.186 Oh, yeah. 00:57:51.253 --> 00:57:53.155 - There's an event going on. - What is it? 00:57:53.222 --> 00:57:55.324 - Right now, what is it? - Okay. 00:57:55.390 --> 00:57:57.960 - Sally, one of your closest friends is in town tonight. - Yeah. 00:57:58.026 --> 00:57:59.394 Jaden Smith has a movie premiere. 00:57:59.461 --> 00:58:01.196 Stop it. 00:58:01.263 --> 00:58:03.132 All right, Sal, so now you're Jaden's number one fan, 00:58:03.198 --> 00:58:04.733 and all you gotta do is just walk around 00:58:04.800 --> 00:58:05.868 and let people know it. 00:58:05.934 --> 00:58:08.203 All right, where's our boy? 00:58:08.270 --> 00:58:09.438 I feel like an idiot. 00:58:09.505 --> 00:58:11.707 Let me see that tattoo, buddy. 00:58:11.773 --> 00:58:13.142 Hi, can I take a picture of your tattoo? 00:58:13.208 --> 00:58:15.010 - Yeah, yeah, sure, sure. - Nice shorts. 00:58:15.077 --> 00:58:17.613 - I'm just his number one fan. - Honestly, I see it. 00:58:17.679 --> 00:58:19.248 I really see it. 00:58:19.314 --> 00:58:21.350 Guys, now do you see what I had envisioned 00:58:21.416 --> 00:58:22.885 so many seasons ago? 00:58:22.951 --> 00:58:24.119 All right, Sal, you're up. 00:58:24.186 --> 00:58:25.420 Three, two, one. 00:58:31.560 --> 00:58:32.728 Look! 00:58:32.794 --> 00:58:34.563 Jaden Smith, number one fan. 00:58:34.630 --> 00:58:36.498 I'm his number one fan. 00:58:36.565 --> 00:58:38.433 Act like his number one fan, buddy! 00:58:38.500 --> 00:58:39.735 I'm his number one fan. 00:58:39.801 --> 00:58:40.969 You think you're Jaden's number one fan? 00:58:41.036 --> 00:58:42.437 - Yeah, I do. - You got this shirt? 00:58:42.504 --> 00:58:43.906 - I wish I had the shirt. - You got the tat, though? 00:58:43.972 --> 00:58:45.374 - Let's do, oh. - Come on. 00:58:47.276 --> 00:58:49.711 - You know Jaden's blood type? - There you go. 00:58:49.778 --> 00:58:51.613 - Wrong! - What is it? 00:58:51.680 --> 00:58:52.915 - A-negative. - Yeah, right. 00:58:52.981 --> 00:58:54.249 Yeah, it is. 00:58:54.316 --> 00:58:56.552 Sal, I need a little bit more crazy eyes. 00:58:59.154 --> 00:59:00.989 - Has anybody seen him? - Can I see your tattoo? 00:59:01.056 --> 00:59:02.491 I gotta meet him. I gotta meet him. 00:59:02.558 --> 00:59:04.059 Yo, pal, do you know when the Q&A is with Jaden? 00:59:04.126 --> 00:59:05.627 Do you know when the Q&A is? 00:59:07.029 --> 00:59:08.564 It's just wait and hold. 00:59:08.630 --> 00:59:09.965 Wait and hold? 00:59:10.032 --> 00:59:11.333 - Do you know where Jaden is? - What? 00:59:11.400 --> 00:59:12.834 - Do you know where Jaden is? - I don't. 00:59:12.901 --> 00:59:13.802 - I'm so sorry. - You're no help to me. 00:59:16.371 --> 00:59:19.408 Jaden's movie has now ended, and there's a Q&A afterward. 00:59:19.474 --> 00:59:21.510 - This is awesome. - There he is. 00:59:21.577 --> 00:59:23.879 There's Jaden. 00:59:23.946 --> 00:59:26.648 Before we do that, I just wanted to start off... 00:59:26.715 --> 00:59:29.318 Um... 00:59:29.384 --> 00:59:30.319 Hop up, Sal. 00:59:31.688 --> 00:59:33.288 So I have a million questions, 00:59:33.355 --> 00:59:35.658 but do we have some questions out here from the audience? 00:59:35.724 --> 00:59:36.925 Come on, buddy. Get into it. 00:59:36.992 --> 00:59:38.695 - Oh! Oh! - Do we have a really good one? 00:59:38.760 --> 00:59:39.928 So we have a question right over here. 00:59:39.995 --> 00:59:42.097 Oh, yes! Yes! 00:59:42.631 --> 00:59:43.799 Whoo! 00:59:46.001 --> 00:59:47.836 I'm just the number one Jaden Smith fan. 00:59:47.903 --> 00:59:50.339 I'm just Jaden's number one fan. 00:59:50.405 --> 00:59:51.340 Can we hug? 00:59:51.406 --> 00:59:52.975 Why don't you just come on up here? 00:59:53.041 --> 00:59:54.209 Can I .really? Oh, thank you guys so much!@ 00:59:54.276 --> 00:59:56.044 - Would you guys mind? - Come on up! 00:59:56.111 --> 00:59:57.613 - Thank you, thank you. - What Sal doesn't know 00:59:57.680 --> 00:59:59.581 is that Jaden is in cahoots with us this whole time 00:59:59.648 --> 01:00:01.651 - Yes. - Oh, look at those shorts. 01:00:01.718 --> 01:00:05.487 Wow, wow. Come on over. 01:00:05.554 --> 01:00:07.456 Come on over. Wow. 01:00:07.522 --> 01:00:09.224 Thanks for coming out. 01:00:09.291 --> 01:00:11.193 Oh, cool. This is very cool. 01:00:11.260 --> 01:00:14.329 Thank you so much. Ah, bam! 01:00:14.396 --> 01:00:15.897 Wow. 01:00:15.964 --> 01:00:17.833 Are you serious? 01:00:17.899 --> 01:00:19.669 - That is... - Oh, my God, ah! 01:00:19.736 --> 01:00:21.570 - Are you serious? - Ah! 01:00:21.637 --> 01:00:23.171 Are you serious? 01:00:23.238 --> 01:00:24.741 I got this a few years ago. 01:00:24.806 --> 01:00:26.174 Been waiting to show it to you. 01:00:26.241 --> 01:00:28.143 I just feel like I look a lot different. 01:00:28.210 --> 01:00:30.279 Maybe we could get it, like, redone. 01:00:30.345 --> 01:00:32.581 Sal, just say, "Well, I do have this other thigh." 01:00:32.648 --> 01:00:35.017 Revamped. Something. 01:00:35.083 --> 01:00:35.984 - There you go, Sal. - Just 'cause it's old. 01:00:36.051 --> 01:00:37.386 It's just old. 01:00:37.452 --> 01:00:40.322 You know, I feel like if it was newer... 01:00:41.223 --> 01:00:41.990 I... 01:00:42.057 --> 01:00:43.558 I do have this other thigh. 01:00:43.625 --> 01:00:45.160 I could get an updated one... 01:00:47.697 --> 01:00:49.898 You need anything, buddy? 01:00:51.099 --> 01:00:53.835 - I'm good, I guess. - Not you. 01:00:53.902 --> 01:00:55.904 Yes, I'm fine, Joe. Thank you. 01:00:58.373 --> 01:00:59.908 That's it, I think we're done. 01:00:59.975 --> 01:01:01.176 Yeah! 01:01:01.243 --> 01:01:03.812 We did it! We did it! 01:01:03.879 --> 01:01:05.947 - Oh! - Oh, I gotta see this! 01:01:06.014 --> 01:01:06.982 Are you ready to meet yourself? 01:01:07.049 --> 01:01:09.719 - Hold on. - Three, two, one! 01:01:09.786 --> 01:01:13.088 Oh, my God! 01:01:14.489 --> 01:01:15.658 Whoa! 01:01:15.725 --> 01:01:17.426 That might be the best tattoo I've ever seen. 01:01:17.492 --> 01:01:19.594 This is definitely better than the last one. 01:01:21.229 --> 01:01:23.298 My guy. My guy. 01:01:23.365 --> 01:01:25.467 Jaden, we'll see you in five years? 01:01:25.534 --> 01:01:27.737 Oh, yeah. 01:01:27.804 --> 01:01:29.237 Hopefully before then. 01:01:41.983 --> 01:01:44.219 I know. It's just like Ibiza. 01:01:44.286 --> 01:01:45.520 Hey, bud. What's up? 01:01:47.556 --> 01:01:49.124 Is that the Molly? 01:01:49.191 --> 01:01:51.059 It's not the Molly. 01:01:51.126 --> 01:01:52.561 DJ, bring down the beat. 01:01:53.929 --> 01:01:56.398 Uh, what is this shit? 01:01:56.465 --> 01:01:57.566 What's that, bud? 01:01:58.967 --> 01:02:01.169 Hey, hey, hey! Here we go! 01:02:01.236 --> 01:02:03.138 Now it's a party! Later, Q. 01:02:03.773 --> 01:02:05.107 Okay. 01:02:05.173 --> 01:02:06.441 Yep, all right. 01:02:06.508 --> 01:02:08.009 So that's what he does at night, okay. 01:02:34.837 --> 01:02:36.304 Good boy. 01:02:36.371 --> 01:02:38.674 Did you get the toys I sent? 01:02:39.541 --> 01:02:40.542 Okay. 01:02:40.609 --> 01:02:42.210 Oh, oh, Benjamin? 01:02:42.277 --> 01:02:45.080 Okay, don't, don't hang up, don't hang up! 01:02:47.717 --> 01:02:48.851 He hung up. 01:02:48.917 --> 01:02:50.887 Well, Brian Quinn misses his cats. 01:02:50.952 --> 01:02:52.354 Your cats. I miss my family. 01:02:52.421 --> 01:02:53.989 You know my daughter McKayla? 01:02:54.055 --> 01:02:55.190 She rode her bike for the first time yesterday. 01:02:55.257 --> 01:02:56.625 - Hmm. - Wasn't there. 01:02:59.161 --> 01:03:01.363 - Milana? - Who's that? 01:03:01.430 --> 01:03:03.866 Your daughter. 01:03:03.932 --> 01:03:05.233 Her name's Milana. 01:03:06.669 --> 01:03:08.170 Sweet Jesus. How long have we been gone? 01:03:08.236 --> 01:03:10.372 - Three days. - What are we doing? 01:03:10.439 --> 01:03:12.107 All right, we're four grown men. 01:03:12.174 --> 01:03:13.642 We're out here jacking around, 01:03:13.709 --> 01:03:15.243 trying to fix a mistake we made when we were kids. 01:03:15.310 --> 01:03:17.446 - It's stupid. - Yeah, you know what? 01:03:17.512 --> 01:03:19.381 Maybe we didn't think this one all the way through. 01:03:19.448 --> 01:03:21.316 I've been getting phone numbers, girls. 01:03:21.383 --> 01:03:23.118 Local girls that want to meet me. 01:03:23.185 --> 01:03:24.085 But if you guys want to leave and go home, 01:03:24.152 --> 01:03:25.220 I'm ready to go now. 01:03:25.287 --> 01:03:27.189 - Yeah, yeah, me too. - I'll go. 01:03:27.255 --> 01:03:28.590 Yeah, I gotta get back to what's-her-face, come on. 01:03:28.658 --> 01:03:30.760 - All right. - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 01:03:30.827 --> 01:03:31.894 We're almost there. 01:03:31.960 --> 01:03:33.763 Sal, come on. Going home, bud. 01:03:33.830 --> 01:03:34.764 - Come on, bud. - No! 01:03:36.231 --> 01:03:38.500 We're not going anywhere! 01:03:38.567 --> 01:03:40.335 Sal, what are you doing? 01:03:42.270 --> 01:03:43.806 We're gonna finish what we started. 01:03:43.873 --> 01:03:45.440 He's gone loco. 01:03:45.507 --> 01:03:48.911 I didn't come here all this way to turn around, to quit! 01:03:48.977 --> 01:03:51.246 I'm not gonna go back home to Staten Island so they can say, 01:03:51.313 --> 01:03:53.683 "You know that great guy, Sal Vulcano 01:03:53.749 --> 01:03:56.318 and his friends that he has, they turned around. 01:03:56.384 --> 01:04:00.322 They went all the way down to Georgia." 01:04:01.657 --> 01:04:02.758 Not today, babies! 01:04:05.393 --> 01:04:07.596 - Oh. - I did it. 01:04:09.264 --> 01:04:11.032 Shut the fuck up. 01:04:11.099 --> 01:04:12.400 It's fine, all right? We'll stay. 01:04:12.467 --> 01:04:14.202 We'll keep going. Whatever you need, buddy. 01:04:14.269 --> 01:04:15.872 We were just tired, got a little homesick. 01:04:15.938 --> 01:04:17.673 Yeah. Put the board down. 01:04:19.374 --> 01:04:21.643 Okay, great, 'cause as long as we come to an agreement, 01:04:21.711 --> 01:04:23.078 'cause I just want to see Abdul. 01:04:23.144 --> 01:04:24.646 - Communicate. - Thank you guys. 01:04:24.714 --> 01:04:26.014 All you had to do is say let's keep going, we'll go. 01:04:26.081 --> 01:04:27.582 - I get emotional. - We'll do it. 01:04:27.649 --> 01:04:29.719 You weren't really gonna hit us with that, were you? 01:04:29.785 --> 01:04:30.953 For me, it's unclear. 01:04:38.393 --> 01:04:40.763 I think this car breaks down on the side of most roads, 01:04:40.830 --> 01:04:42.297 people are gonna stop and help. 01:04:42.364 --> 01:04:43.866 - I agree. - Yeah, I think so. 01:04:43.933 --> 01:04:45.467 I think they will stop to help, 01:04:45.534 --> 01:04:47.770 but the question is, how long will they stick around? 01:04:47.837 --> 01:04:50.706 - Until, until it gets weird. - Until it gets weird. 01:04:50.773 --> 01:04:52.607 How weird should we make it, is the real question. 01:04:52.675 --> 01:04:55.243 - Guys, did we just make plans? - I think we did. 01:04:55.310 --> 01:04:57.045 Pull over. 01:04:57.112 --> 01:04:59.180 - We got some work to do. - You got it. 01:05:01.349 --> 01:05:03.151 Park it right here. Let's do it. 01:05:07.790 --> 01:05:09.558 - All right, here we go. - Here we go. 01:05:09.624 --> 01:05:11.259 Sal, you broke down, unfortunately, buddy. 01:05:11.326 --> 01:05:12.895 Your object is to get people to stop you to help you. 01:05:12.962 --> 01:05:15.297 Otherwise you're gonna be standing down on the grass 01:05:15.363 --> 01:05:17.667 next to a car getting bit by mosquitoes. 01:05:17.733 --> 01:05:20.168 All right, well, the quickest way to do this 01:05:20.235 --> 01:05:21.704 is to just make them stop, right? 01:05:21.771 --> 01:05:23.973 I'm proud of you, buddy. You're taking some initiative. 01:05:24.040 --> 01:05:25.540 Whoo! 01:05:26.441 --> 01:05:29.110 She's, uh, she's dead. 01:05:29.177 --> 01:05:30.645 Whoo. 01:05:30.713 --> 01:05:33.381 She went down a couple miles back. 01:05:36.953 --> 01:05:38.420 Hey, how you doing, man? 01:05:38.486 --> 01:05:41.222 It's two guys, and I think they might want to kill me. 01:05:41.289 --> 01:05:42.490 Here we go. 01:05:42.557 --> 01:05:44.292 Can't do no harm, no foul. Bill. 01:05:44.359 --> 01:05:45.661 Hey, how you doing, Bill? Sal. 01:05:45.728 --> 01:05:47.329 Yeah, my name's Sal. 01:05:47.395 --> 01:05:48.764 - What's your name? - Mark. 01:05:48.831 --> 01:05:50.231 Usually when something goes wrong, 01:05:50.298 --> 01:05:51.600 I just blast something up the tailpipe. 01:05:54.402 --> 01:05:55.570 Usually something goes wrong, I just 01:05:55.637 --> 01:05:57.073 blast something up the tailpipe. 01:05:57.138 --> 01:05:58.573 Up the tailpipe? 01:05:58.640 --> 01:06:00.308 Well, I mean, first rule of thumb, right? 01:06:00.375 --> 01:06:01.610 You get broke down, you gotta blast something 01:06:01.677 --> 01:06:03.144 right up the tailpipe, and I was gonna 01:06:03.211 --> 01:06:04.412 blast something, but I don't have nothing. 01:06:04.479 --> 01:06:05.781 That's what I thought you did. 01:06:05.848 --> 01:06:07.083 - No, no. - No. 01:06:09.451 --> 01:06:11.386 Guys, why isn't this fixed yet? 01:06:11.453 --> 01:06:13.990 Yeah, Sal... 01:06:14.056 --> 01:06:15.490 I don't know, I don't even... 01:06:15.557 --> 01:06:16.826 I wish I knew more about the thing. 01:06:16.892 --> 01:06:18.593 Well, what's the issue? It's, I mean... 01:06:18.661 --> 01:06:19.929 I mean, you can't fix it already or what's going on? 01:06:19.996 --> 01:06:21.429 We don't know what it's doing. 01:06:21.496 --> 01:06:23.298 I mean, you know, guys, you've been here 01:06:23.365 --> 01:06:25.067 a couple minutes already, guys. 01:06:25.133 --> 01:06:26.601 Tick-tock, Bill. 01:06:26.669 --> 01:06:28.070 This is really nice of you guys, 'cause, you know, 01:06:28.136 --> 01:06:29.537 I never would've stopped for you guys. 01:06:32.074 --> 01:06:34.242 I mean, I gotta be honest, you fellas are top-notch. 01:06:34.309 --> 01:06:35.410 It's... 01:06:35.477 --> 01:06:36.812 Sal, you gonna say that line or no? 01:06:36.879 --> 01:06:38.647 Here we go, oh. 01:06:38.714 --> 01:06:40.883 I wouldn't have stopped for you guys, so that's really nice. 01:06:42.250 --> 01:06:43.653 There wouldn't be no use to stopping. 01:06:43.719 --> 01:06:45.453 Yeah, right, right, right, right, right. 01:06:45.520 --> 01:06:47.657 The only thing I could suggest if you guys were stuck, 01:06:47.723 --> 01:06:49.659 you could blast something up your tailpipe, though. 01:06:50.860 --> 01:06:52.560 All right, bud, head around to the trunk. 01:06:52.627 --> 01:06:54.462 We've hidden something in there for him. 01:06:54.529 --> 01:06:56.564 I think I got something here. Let me see. 01:07:02.470 --> 01:07:03.973 What the hell is that? 01:07:04.040 --> 01:07:05.540 Okay. 01:07:09.477 --> 01:07:11.047 Yeah, there's no string... 01:07:11.113 --> 01:07:12.580 So, Sal, in the backseat, 01:07:12.647 --> 01:07:13.716 we put a check for good Samaritans. 01:07:13.783 --> 01:07:16.184 This is, guys... Mark, Bill... 01:07:16.251 --> 01:07:17.720 This is the check 01:07:18.888 --> 01:07:21.924 for good Samaritans who stopped 01:07:21.991 --> 01:07:23.525 and pulled over to help me. 01:07:23.591 --> 01:07:25.560 This is a check for 5... 01:07:25.627 --> 01:07:27.897 Take that, Mark, go ahead. 01:07:29.264 --> 01:07:30.498 Hello. 01:07:30.565 --> 01:07:32.968 Mark's still rocking a flip. 01:07:33.035 --> 01:07:35.738 You took the call right in the middle of the check ceremony. 01:07:35.805 --> 01:07:37.338 So anyway, guys, this is 01:07:37.405 --> 01:07:38.941 from the Staten Island Credit Union, 01:07:39.008 --> 01:07:40.575 this is a Good Samaritan check 01:07:40.642 --> 01:07:42.111 for $5,000 01:07:42.178 --> 01:07:43.545 for helping people in need. 01:07:43.611 --> 01:07:44.847 - Ain't legal tender. - Try to rip it. 01:07:44.914 --> 01:07:46.414 You don't want it? 'Cause I'll... 01:07:46.481 --> 01:07:48.483 Yeah, yeah, don't tear that, don't tear that. 01:07:48.550 --> 01:07:50.351 Oh. 01:07:50.418 --> 01:07:51.887 Thank you. Bill, that's for you, man. 01:07:56.192 --> 01:07:57.492 Murr, you're walking funny. 01:07:57.559 --> 01:07:58.894 Yeah, no kidding I'm walking funny, Joe. 01:07:58.961 --> 01:08:00.361 Is it because of that thong we put on you? 01:08:00.428 --> 01:08:01.629 What thong? This thong? 01:08:01.697 --> 01:08:03.465 There it is. 01:08:04.133 --> 01:08:05.500 Dude, thank you. 01:08:05.567 --> 01:08:07.203 What's your name, bud? What is it? I'm sorry. 01:08:07.268 --> 01:08:08.470 - Dennis. - Dennis, I'm James. 01:08:08.536 --> 01:08:09.805 I appreciate you stopping, Denise. 01:08:09.872 --> 01:08:11.639 I appreciate you stopping... 01:08:13.676 --> 01:08:15.276 I appreciate you stopping, Denise. 01:08:15.343 --> 01:08:16.879 I don't know the first thing. 01:08:16.946 --> 01:08:18.613 Come around here, I'll show you what I noticed before. 01:08:18.681 --> 01:08:21.117 I noticed that before it was smoking primarily from 01:08:21.183 --> 01:08:22.250 from this area here. 01:08:22.317 --> 01:08:23.418 I ain't got time for this, man. 01:08:23.485 --> 01:08:24.987 - I don't even know. - No? 01:08:28.691 --> 01:08:30.226 - Murr loses again. - Son of a bitch. 01:08:30.291 --> 01:08:31.559 Did I just lose? 01:08:31.626 --> 01:08:33.129 Did I just lose? A thong was his weakness? 01:08:33.195 --> 01:08:35.330 - Murr, you gotta go again. - Yeah. 01:08:35.396 --> 01:08:37.599 What, is this like double or nothing? 01:08:37.666 --> 01:08:39.735 Thank you so much, man. I appreciate it. 01:08:39.802 --> 01:08:41.402 - James. Nice to meet you, bud. - Good to meet you, man. 01:08:41.469 --> 01:08:42.838 Here's what happened, so I'm driving before. 01:08:42.905 --> 01:08:45.141 But I don't even know what I'm looking at, bro. 01:08:45.207 --> 01:08:46.574 Want to have a laugh? 01:08:46.641 --> 01:08:48.376 Fake strangle me when the next car pulls by. 01:08:48.443 --> 01:08:49.544 You want to have a little fun? Watch. 01:08:49.611 --> 01:08:51.247 Okay, okay, okay, go. 01:08:51.312 --> 01:08:53.048 When this guy pulls by, pretend you're strangling me, okay? 01:08:53.115 --> 01:08:54.549 Gonna do it. 01:08:54.616 --> 01:08:56.284 Flail your arms. Flail your arms! 01:08:56.351 --> 01:08:58.687 - Flail, your arms. - No, keep going. Don't stop now! 01:09:03.759 --> 01:09:05.828 Dude! 01:09:07.328 --> 01:09:08.396 Nailed it. 01:09:08.463 --> 01:09:10.498 Thanks, bud. That was awesome. 01:09:10.565 --> 01:09:12.367 You know what, dude, I'm so glad that you pulled over. 01:09:12.433 --> 01:09:13.869 I'm so glad you pulled over. 01:09:13.936 --> 01:09:15.537 I was afraid it was gonna be a woman and then... 01:09:15.603 --> 01:09:17.039 I was afraid... Nope, nope. 01:09:18.506 --> 01:09:19.809 Nope, nope, nope. 01:09:22.577 --> 01:09:24.479 Car's a real lemon right now, buddy. 01:09:24.546 --> 01:09:26.749 There you go. 01:09:26.816 --> 01:09:28.751 Oh, oh. 01:09:28.818 --> 01:09:29.785 Oh, thank God. 01:09:29.852 --> 01:09:31.319 Jump up and down you're so excited. 01:09:31.386 --> 01:09:34.522 - Yeah, yeah. - Oh, yay. 01:09:34.589 --> 01:09:36.025 Clap, clap, clap. 01:09:36.091 --> 01:09:37.827 Yeah, yeah. 01:09:37.893 --> 01:09:39.695 Turn around, do it in circles, do it in circles. 01:09:39.762 --> 01:09:42.597 I have been waiting for somebody to pull over so long. 01:09:42.665 --> 01:09:44.733 Oh, yes! 01:09:46.568 --> 01:09:48.204 Dude, thank you so much. 01:09:48.270 --> 01:09:50.139 Yay. I love this car, man. 01:09:50.206 --> 01:09:52.675 I've had this car for so long, and then I was riding, 01:09:52.741 --> 01:09:54.310 I hit a bump, and then it just... 01:09:54.409 --> 01:09:55.443 It just died. It won't go again. 01:09:55.510 --> 01:09:56.846 You believe that? 01:09:56.912 --> 01:09:58.613 The old wagon's down for the count. 01:09:58.681 --> 01:09:59.882 It's just dead, man. 01:09:59.949 --> 01:10:01.116 The wagon's down for the count. 01:10:01.183 --> 01:10:03.285 Yeah. 01:10:03.351 --> 01:10:05.154 I lost my virginity in this car. 01:10:05.221 --> 01:10:06.722 So did my older brother. 01:10:06.789 --> 01:10:08.290 - So did my older brother. - My younger brother. 01:10:08.356 --> 01:10:10.059 - So did my younger brother. - My sister did. 01:10:10.125 --> 01:10:11.827 My sis, my sister did. 01:10:11.894 --> 01:10:13.528 It was a hell of a night. 01:10:13.595 --> 01:10:14.797 It was a hell of a night. 01:10:14.864 --> 01:10:16.631 It was, 01:10:16.699 --> 01:10:17.632 it was a hell of a night. 01:10:17.700 --> 01:10:19.935 - Yeah? - Yeah. Yeah. 01:10:20.002 --> 01:10:21.536 You know what I got in the trunk? 01:10:21.603 --> 01:10:22.838 Yeah, show him what you have in the trunk. 01:10:25.140 --> 01:10:27.442 Yeah, that's about a hundred pounds of cocaine, 01:10:27.508 --> 01:10:29.078 and bags full of cash. 01:10:29.144 --> 01:10:33.916 What we have here is about a hundred pounds of cocaine... 01:10:33.983 --> 01:10:35.317 You're not DEA, are you? 01:10:35.383 --> 01:10:36.986 You don't work for the fuzz, do you? 01:10:39.021 --> 01:10:40.222 I'll tell you what, bro. 01:10:40.289 --> 01:10:41.757 - You didn't see nothing. - Put that back in the car. 01:10:41.824 --> 01:10:42.791 Hurry up. Here comes a bus. 01:10:42.858 --> 01:10:44.927 This is... A bus? Oh, shit. 01:10:46.195 --> 01:10:48.697 Do you think anybody saw me? 01:10:48.764 --> 01:10:50.266 Do you think they saw my face? 01:10:53.401 --> 01:10:55.436 You never saw me! 01:11:03.611 --> 01:11:07.448 Guys, this is, this is a whole thing. 01:11:07.515 --> 01:11:10.386 Joe, for no reason, stop traffic 01:11:10.451 --> 01:11:12.054 and let cars go indiscriminately. 01:11:12.121 --> 01:11:13.756 Let's stop a car. 01:11:13.822 --> 01:11:15.490 He's gonna walk right into the road. 01:11:16.959 --> 01:11:19.560 Okay, take it easy. I got 17 cars. 01:11:21.263 --> 01:11:23.332 You're in. 01:11:23.399 --> 01:11:24.532 Good. 01:11:24.599 --> 01:11:26.467 Good, good, good. 01:11:26.534 --> 01:11:28.938 Come on, come on. 01:11:30.706 --> 01:11:32.107 Come on, come on, stop. 01:11:36.544 --> 01:11:37.880 There you go. 01:11:37.947 --> 01:11:39.447 Joe, both arms, windmill, opposite directions. 01:11:39.514 --> 01:11:42.851 There you go. There you go. 01:11:42.918 --> 01:11:44.853 Guys, nobody will stop to help me. 01:11:44.920 --> 01:11:46.922 What are you doing? 01:11:46.989 --> 01:11:48.824 Okay, this guy just pulled over. 01:11:52.428 --> 01:11:53.996 - Hi, I'm Joe. - Mitch. 01:11:54.063 --> 01:11:55.898 Mitch, good to see you, pal. So the problem was I was... 01:11:55.965 --> 01:11:57.598 I was driving down this road. 01:11:57.666 --> 01:11:58.934 Keep him walking around the whole car. 01:11:59.001 --> 01:12:00.869 And then when I saw it, I hit a bump. 01:12:00.936 --> 01:12:02.603 And then I heard a da-dunk-dunk-dunk. 01:12:02.671 --> 01:12:04.440 Come on. And a hit a buh-bump-bump. 01:12:04.505 --> 01:12:07.009 And then when I hit it, I heard a jiggle-jiggle here. 01:12:07.076 --> 01:12:08.043 There was a jiggle. 01:12:08.110 --> 01:12:09.278 Take him around the whole car. 01:12:09.345 --> 01:12:10.611 Then on the other side here... 01:12:10.679 --> 01:12:12.348 Joe, I need, I need two full rotations. 01:12:12.414 --> 01:12:13.782 This is here, this is one car. 01:12:13.849 --> 01:12:15.351 - This is one. - Come on, take a walk with me. 01:12:15.417 --> 01:12:17.720 So I saw back here that this wheel started to like, 01:12:17.786 --> 01:12:19.620 if you look, like, this is on pretty good. 01:12:19.688 --> 01:12:21.123 - Okay. - But the other one, 01:12:21.190 --> 01:12:22.691 come on here, Mitch, let me show you real quick. 01:12:22.758 --> 01:12:24.159 Oh, no, now you went the other way. Shit. 01:12:24.226 --> 01:12:26.627 - He's undoing it, Joe! - You're undoing... 01:12:26.695 --> 01:12:28.097 You're undoing the loop. No, you gotta come this way. 01:12:28.163 --> 01:12:29.698 - Yeah. - So now we're back on track. 01:12:29.765 --> 01:12:31.632 So this will be a second rotation, yeah. 01:12:31.700 --> 01:12:32.835 This hubcap is off. 01:12:32.901 --> 01:12:34.670 The other side, the two came off. 01:12:34.737 --> 01:12:36.839 - Okay. - This one here, hubcap. 01:12:36.905 --> 01:12:38.340 So I got two hubcaps. So now... 01:12:38.407 --> 01:12:40.508 I think I actually need three rotations, Joe. 01:12:40.575 --> 01:12:42.411 Damn it. How many rotations? 01:12:42.478 --> 01:12:43.779 You need one more. 01:12:43.846 --> 01:12:45.214 What are you trying to accomplish here, Joe? 01:12:45.280 --> 01:12:46.514 - Oh, me? - Yeah. 01:12:46.581 --> 01:12:47.983 Oh, no, I'm trying to get the car to start. 01:12:48.050 --> 01:12:49.118 But I walked you through what happened, come here. 01:12:49.184 --> 01:12:50.352 Mitch, Mitch... 01:12:50.419 --> 01:12:52.121 You gotta look at this, Mitch. Mitch, Mitch! 01:12:52.187 --> 01:12:54.256 - Hold on, hold on. - Joe, start hiding from him. 01:12:54.323 --> 01:12:55.924 But I don't need... 01:12:55.991 --> 01:12:57.359 Joe, he's not gonna chase you. 01:12:57.426 --> 01:12:58.761 - Come on, Joe! - Hey, man, 01:12:58.827 --> 01:13:01.363 you're gonna make me leave you, man, okay? 01:13:01.430 --> 01:13:03.665 - Hey, man, I'm gone, man. - No, no, Mitch, look at this! 01:13:03.732 --> 01:13:06.135 No. 01:13:06.201 --> 01:13:07.936 Mitch, but look, you gotta look at this last one. 01:13:08.003 --> 01:13:09.438 - Come here. - Mitch. 01:13:09.505 --> 01:13:10.806 Mitch, you're my best friend. 01:13:10.873 --> 01:13:12.841 We're best friends, Mitch. Mitch. 01:13:12.908 --> 01:13:14.609 All I'm trying to do is help you. 01:13:14.676 --> 01:13:15.944 - I know, I'm trying... - You want to help me, 01:13:16.011 --> 01:13:17.413 go around the car one more time! 01:13:17.479 --> 01:13:18.414 - One more time. - Okay? 01:13:18.480 --> 01:13:19.681 - Guess what. - What? 01:13:19.748 --> 01:13:21.450 - You gotta follow me. - Okay. Deal. 01:13:21.517 --> 01:13:23.285 I'm following you, Mitch. 01:13:23.352 --> 01:13:24.585 - Joe... - It's okay. 01:13:24.653 --> 01:13:26.188 Joe, after this, I'm going home. 01:13:26.255 --> 01:13:28.090 Okay, you accomplished your goal. 01:13:28.157 --> 01:13:29.958 I did. I did accomplish my goal. 01:13:30.025 --> 01:13:31.460 - And you have a good day. - That's it. 01:13:31.527 --> 01:13:33.462 Mitch, you're unbelievable, buddy. 01:13:33.529 --> 01:13:34.663 Thank you so much. 01:13:34.730 --> 01:13:36.198 That's how you hit home runs. 01:13:36.265 --> 01:13:37.499 Great work, boys. 01:13:44.273 --> 01:13:46.708 Lovely Florida. Oh, what do we have here? 01:13:46.775 --> 01:13:48.077 Check it out. 01:13:48.143 --> 01:13:50.946 Murr's our loser! 01:13:51.013 --> 01:13:52.381 Oh! 01:13:52.448 --> 01:13:54.283 Murr is forever our loser. 01:13:54.349 --> 01:13:56.018 No Abdul for you, baby. 01:13:56.085 --> 01:13:58.619 ♪ She gon' make you Move to Miami ♪ 01:13:58.687 --> 01:14:00.823 ♪ She moving like a gypsy ♪ 01:14:00.889 --> 01:14:02.291 ♪ Her body got me tipsy ♪ 01:14:02.357 --> 01:14:03.892 - Look at this! - We have arrived. 01:14:03.959 --> 01:14:06.594 Oh, look at this. 01:14:06.662 --> 01:14:08.864 ♪ Girl got me Feeling risky ♪ 01:14:11.967 --> 01:14:14.169 Welcome to Miami, gentlemen. Checking in? 01:14:14.236 --> 01:14:16.138 You bet your sweet ass we're checking in, 01:14:16.205 --> 01:14:18.173 you bedroom-eyed baby bitch, just kidding. 01:14:18.240 --> 01:14:20.476 - We need help with luggage? - We straight! 01:14:20.542 --> 01:14:21.642 All good here, dawg. 01:14:21.710 --> 01:14:24.213 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 01:14:24.279 --> 01:14:26.482 Door! 01:14:26.548 --> 01:14:28.584 Hey, watch the leather. 01:14:28.649 --> 01:14:30.519 Good joke. 01:14:30.586 --> 01:14:31.987 ♪ We gon' party ♪ 01:14:32.054 --> 01:14:33.789 ♪ Freaking every weekend ♪ 01:14:33.856 --> 01:14:36.725 ♪ Baby, we just getting started ♪ 01:14:41.964 --> 01:14:43.365 ♪ Damn, you got me, girl ♪ 01:14:43.432 --> 01:14:46.101 ♪ That body's built Like a Bugatti ♪ 01:14:46.168 --> 01:14:48.303 ♪ And if you look, You'll fall in love ♪ 01:14:48.370 --> 01:14:50.739 ♪ She got that ass, She make... ♪ 01:14:50.806 --> 01:14:53.175 It's always... 01:14:53.242 --> 01:14:54.743 I gotta go back down! 01:15:02.985 --> 01:15:04.586 ♪ She gon' make you move to Miami ♪ 01:15:04.653 --> 01:15:06.455 - VIPs. - What do you think? 01:15:06.522 --> 01:15:07.789 What do you think? VIP! 01:15:07.856 --> 01:15:09.691 Stands for "Very Important Man." 01:15:09.758 --> 01:15:11.426 - Abdul! - Get to the party. 01:15:11.493 --> 01:15:12.895 Abdul! 01:15:15.264 --> 01:15:18.467 Abdul! Abdul! Abdul! 01:15:20.002 --> 01:15:22.104 Abdul! Abdul! Abdul! 01:15:28.944 --> 01:15:30.646 Wow, look at this place, huh? 01:15:30.712 --> 01:15:33.081 Whoa. Oh, yeah. 01:15:33.148 --> 01:15:34.583 Door. 01:15:34.651 --> 01:15:37.119 - This is crazy. - Wow. Check it. 01:15:37.186 --> 01:15:38.954 Yeah, but we made it, boys. 01:15:39.021 --> 01:15:40.522 It's us, settle down. Everybody settle down. 01:15:42.659 --> 01:15:44.159 - You have a finger... - Very good, all right. 01:15:44.226 --> 01:15:47.129 ...in your ass on television! 01:15:47.196 --> 01:15:49.231 There you go. 01:15:51.567 --> 01:15:53.735 This is so nice. 01:15:53.802 --> 01:15:55.370 - Paula. - Hey, Paula. 01:15:55.437 --> 01:15:57.706 Hey, guys, how are you? You made it. 01:15:57.773 --> 01:15:59.241 - Where's Murr? - Who he? 01:15:59.308 --> 01:16:01.510 Oh, it turns out there was only three tickets. 01:16:01.577 --> 01:16:04.179 So we decided to compete in a hidden camera challenge... 01:16:06.582 --> 01:16:08.750 You guys are hysterical. 01:16:11.520 --> 01:16:13.021 Okay. 01:16:15.958 --> 01:16:19.595 - Well, there's our table. - She thinks I'm hysterical. 01:16:19.662 --> 01:16:20.796 - That's nice. - You are funny. 01:16:20.862 --> 01:16:23.465 ♪ Baby, pick your head up ♪ 01:16:23.532 --> 01:16:28.270 ♪ Come on and look me In the face ♪ 01:16:28.337 --> 01:16:31.206 ♪ 'Cause I can tell That something ♪ 01:16:31.273 --> 01:16:35.010 ♪ Is bringing you down ♪ 01:16:35.077 --> 01:16:37.479 ♪ Is it the rumor ♪ 01:16:37.546 --> 01:16:39.881 ♪ That another boy ♪ 01:16:39.948 --> 01:16:43.552 ♪ Wants to take your place ♪ 01:16:43.619 --> 01:16:46.822 ♪ Have you been Hearing the stories ♪ 01:16:46.888 --> 01:16:49.291 ♪ They're going around ♪ 01:16:49.358 --> 01:16:50.525 So funny. 01:16:50.592 --> 01:16:53.061 That looks like Murr from Impractical Jokers. 01:16:53.128 --> 01:16:55.130 No way. He looks too sad and lonely. 01:16:55.197 --> 01:16:56.865 Yeah, and they're never seen alone. 01:16:56.932 --> 01:16:58.233 - They're tight like that. - Yeah. 01:16:58.300 --> 01:17:00.902 So anyways, like I was saying, she... 01:17:00.969 --> 01:17:02.571 ♪ The moon And the stars above ♪ 01:17:02.638 --> 01:17:04.573 Okay, so when you're making a balsamic reduction, 01:17:04.640 --> 01:17:06.642 you really want to have the flame at a nice simmer. 01:17:06.709 --> 01:17:08.343 If the heat is too hot, it's not gonna reduce 01:17:08.410 --> 01:17:09.945 the way you want it, and the most important part 01:17:10.012 --> 01:17:12.047 is to put the drizzle right when it's hot. 01:17:12.114 --> 01:17:14.349 And that's chicken, salads, fish dishes, whatever? 01:17:14.416 --> 01:17:16.585 Any dish. It's about the presentaish. 01:18:00.562 --> 01:18:01.863 What are you doing? 01:18:01.930 --> 01:18:03.465 Kinda getting back into it a little bit. 01:18:03.532 --> 01:18:04.599 It looks like you're hurt. 01:18:04.667 --> 01:18:06.301 Nah, I feel great. 01:18:06.368 --> 01:18:09.004 - That does not look like you think it looks, buddy. - Yeah. 01:18:09.071 --> 01:18:10.872 I don't know if I agree with you. 01:18:10.939 --> 01:18:13.542 Everyone here agrees with us. 01:18:14.476 --> 01:18:15.877 All right, all right. 01:18:15.944 --> 01:18:17.279 All right, we need Murray back, 01:18:17.346 --> 01:18:18.947 'cause we're starting to turn on each other. 01:18:19.014 --> 01:18:20.248 You know, it just doesn't feel right without Murr. 01:18:20.315 --> 01:18:21.950 Because he's not here, I'll admit it. 01:18:22.017 --> 01:18:23.251 I miss him a little. 01:18:23.318 --> 01:18:25.087 What are we even still doing here? 01:18:25.153 --> 01:18:26.588 We accomplished what we set out to do. 01:18:26.656 --> 01:18:29.057 We didn't mess up the night. I'm not having fun. 01:18:29.124 --> 01:18:31.393 We're nowhere near Paula anyway. 01:18:31.460 --> 01:18:34.129 Why don't we make like a tree and go make fun of Murray? 01:18:34.196 --> 01:18:36.031 - Yeah. - All right. 01:18:43.939 --> 01:18:47.008 Look at this vanilla angel. 01:18:47.844 --> 01:18:49.344 He's magnificent. 01:18:49.411 --> 01:18:51.313 You glorious, luminous ferret. 01:18:51.380 --> 01:18:53.648 I made the cut. I made the cut. 01:18:53.716 --> 01:18:55.417 I'm in, boys. 01:18:55.484 --> 01:18:57.552 You just had to come, didn't you? 01:18:57.619 --> 01:18:59.221 The unmitigated gall, bro. 01:18:59.287 --> 01:19:01.156 I mean, you lost and you show up? 01:19:01.223 --> 01:19:02.924 - What about the rules? - Yeah, I mean... 01:19:02.991 --> 01:19:04.926 we're gonna pass Go and collect $200? 01:19:04.993 --> 01:19:06.128 We're breaking rules? 01:19:06.194 --> 01:19:07.529 I'm not playing Monopoly like that! 01:19:07.596 --> 01:19:08.831 Really? 01:19:08.897 --> 01:19:10.365 I thought you guys would be realizing 01:19:10.432 --> 01:19:11.933 that the four of us are better together. 01:19:12.000 --> 01:19:14.771 This place is thebomb.com. 01:19:14.837 --> 01:19:16.405 There's Paula Abdul. 01:19:16.471 --> 01:19:17.406 Paula! 01:19:17.472 --> 01:19:19.908 - Right, she's right there. - Hi. 01:19:22.310 --> 01:19:24.079 She's clocking us in a weird way. 01:19:30.318 --> 01:19:32.655 - It's them. - You bald idiot. 01:19:32.722 --> 01:19:33.955 You wore the jacket. 01:19:34.022 --> 01:19:36.224 It's them. 01:19:36.291 --> 01:19:38.694 She's put it all together. We gotta get out of here. 01:19:38.761 --> 01:19:39.829 Run! 01:19:39.896 --> 01:19:41.664 My throat! 01:19:45.467 --> 01:19:47.502 Suck it, Abdul! 01:19:47.569 --> 01:19:48.603 - Yeah! - Whoa! 01:19:49.938 --> 01:19:51.239 Hey, baby! 01:19:54.009 --> 01:19:55.177 - Sal! - His throat! 01:19:55.243 --> 01:19:58.413 - My beautiful boy. - Buddy, buddy. 01:19:58.480 --> 01:20:01.016 - Take 'em out back. - Who are you? 01:20:01.082 --> 01:20:02.451 I run this town. 01:20:02.517 --> 01:20:05.554 Not the cartel. Not the Yakuza. 01:20:05.620 --> 01:20:06.689 Abdul. 01:20:06.756 --> 01:20:08.724 You're evil. And you, you're a monster. 01:20:08.791 --> 01:20:11.526 You know, I'm gonna make you forever my bitch! 01:20:15.765 --> 01:20:17.767 No! 01:20:22.839 --> 01:20:24.539 And this is where our story should end. 01:20:24.606 --> 01:20:26.742 I mean, we really screwed the night up. 01:20:26.809 --> 01:20:29.411 My sweet, sweet Sal was tased. 01:20:29.478 --> 01:20:31.681 I'm saving him like a real man, sure, 01:20:31.747 --> 01:20:33.950 but Murr is screaming like a little ferret. 01:20:34.015 --> 01:20:35.383 Paula's good and pissed. 01:20:35.450 --> 01:20:37.986 And Joe... Wait, where is Joe? 01:20:38.053 --> 01:20:40.222 Hey, Paula. 01:20:40.288 --> 01:20:42.792 I mean, I came here to party, right? 01:20:44.192 --> 01:20:46.796 I got this, boys. 01:20:46.863 --> 01:20:48.698 ♪ Make money, money, Make money, money ♪ 01:20:48.764 --> 01:20:50.867 ♪ Make money, money, Make money, money, hey ♪ 01:20:50.933 --> 01:20:52.835 ♪ Take money, money, Take money, money ♪ 01:20:52.902 --> 01:20:54.770 ♪ Take money, money, Take money, money, hey ♪ 01:20:54.837 --> 01:20:57.105 ♪ Save money, money, Save money, money, money ♪ 01:20:57.172 --> 01:20:59.307 ♪ Save money, money, save money, money, money ♪ 01:20:59.374 --> 01:21:01.309 ♪ 401, 401 ♪ 01:21:01.376 --> 01:21:03.545 ♪ 401, 401 ♪ 01:21:03.612 --> 01:21:04.579 DJ, flip it. 01:21:04.646 --> 01:21:06.916 Paula, get your Abdul ass up here. 01:21:12.020 --> 01:21:14.256 - ♪ Hey, baby ♪ - Oh, oh! 01:21:14.322 --> 01:21:17.192 - ♪ You gotta remember ♪ - I remember. 01:21:17.259 --> 01:21:18.761 ♪ I'm forever your girl ♪ 01:21:18.828 --> 01:21:21.296 - For how long? - ♪ Baby, forever ♪ 01:21:21.363 --> 01:21:25.033 ♪ And ever and ever, You know I am ♪ 01:21:25.100 --> 01:21:26.434 Yeah, let's do it! 01:21:26.501 --> 01:21:29.772 Give it up for Joe and the Impractical Jokers. 01:21:29.839 --> 01:21:31.039 They're in the house, 01:21:31.106 --> 01:21:33.308 and they drove the whole way here. 01:21:35.076 --> 01:21:36.444 She forgives us! 01:21:42.417 --> 01:21:44.386 ♪ Baby, pick your head up ♪ 01:21:44.452 --> 01:21:45.922 Pick your head up. Pick your head up. 01:21:45.988 --> 01:21:50.292 ♪ Come on And look me in the face ♪ 01:21:50.358 --> 01:21:52.795 ♪ 'Cause I can tell That something ♪ 01:21:52.862 --> 01:21:54.931 - What? - ♪ Is bringing you down ♪ 01:21:54.997 --> 01:21:57.232 Paula Abdul! 01:21:57.299 --> 01:21:58.834 You did it! 01:21:58.901 --> 01:22:01.938 ♪ Baby, just remember, I gave you my heart ♪ 01:22:02.004 --> 01:22:03.471 Tell me! 01:22:03.538 --> 01:22:06.008 ♪ Ain't no one Gonna tear us apart ♪ 01:22:06.074 --> 01:22:08.443 - ♪ He can promise the moon ♪ - Hands in the air! 01:22:08.510 --> 01:22:10.746 ♪ And the stars above ♪ 01:22:10.813 --> 01:22:14.750 ♪ Even if he promised me The world ♪ 01:22:21.556 --> 01:22:24.426 Wow, I love Miami. 01:22:24.492 --> 01:22:26.361 What a night. What a night! 01:22:26.428 --> 01:22:27.930 - Yes! - Unbelievable. 01:22:27.997 --> 01:22:30.866 Man, I'm so glad I threatened your lives with that 2x4. 01:22:32.068 --> 01:22:33.936 - Fellas, I love you. - Yeah. 01:22:34.003 --> 01:22:35.004 You're my best friends. 01:22:35.071 --> 01:22:36.672 Epic, epic night, guys. 01:22:36.739 --> 01:22:40.609 Yeah, I don't say this enough, but I... I... 01:22:40.676 --> 01:22:42.878 Hey, Fatone, you mind keeping it down back there? 01:22:42.945 --> 01:22:45.347 - We're trying to have a moment. - Sorry. 01:22:45.413 --> 01:22:47.482 I thought I had known everything 01:22:47.549 --> 01:22:48.851 there was to know about us, 01:22:48.918 --> 01:22:50.418 but I learned a few things on this trip. 01:22:50.485 --> 01:22:52.153 Sal loves tigers. 01:22:52.220 --> 01:22:55.523 Yeah, Murr loves going to strip clubs with his young nieces. 01:22:55.590 --> 01:22:57.525 Q's parents love softcore porn. 01:22:57.592 --> 01:22:59.095 - No, no, they do not. - They do. 01:22:59.160 --> 01:23:00.763 - They do not. They do not. - They do, they produce it. 01:23:00.830 --> 01:23:02.564 I'll tell you what the biggest thing, though, 01:23:02.631 --> 01:23:04.199 that surprised me was how good of a hype man 01:23:04.265 --> 01:23:06.267 - Joe turned out to be after all. - Right? 01:23:06.334 --> 01:23:09.270 Not bad, buddy. 01:23:09.337 --> 01:23:11.774 I should talk to you boys about something. 01:23:11.841 --> 01:23:13.341 An offer came in. 01:23:13.408 --> 01:23:15.176 Abdul wants me to go full-time as her hype man. 01:23:15.243 --> 01:23:17.345 World tour. Unbelievable. 01:23:17.412 --> 01:23:20.215 Seven-figure salary, 401, full benefits. 01:23:20.281 --> 01:23:22.417 Everything. 01:23:22.484 --> 01:23:25.453 You know, she even offered me my own reality show. 01:23:25.520 --> 01:23:28.156 "Believe the Hype: The Joe Gatto Story." 01:23:28.223 --> 01:23:30.225 I got a tricycle for McKayla. 01:23:30.291 --> 01:23:31.459 Milana. 01:23:31.526 --> 01:23:33.628 My own helicopter they're flying in. 01:23:34.897 --> 01:23:36.431 She's gonna get rid of that tapeworm. 01:23:36.498 --> 01:23:38.299 Oh, you've had that for years. 01:23:38.366 --> 01:23:39.669 Bye-bye, Charlie. 01:23:39.735 --> 01:23:42.637 Everything I ever wanted as a full-blown hype man 01:23:42.705 --> 01:23:44.406 delivered on a silver platter. 01:23:44.472 --> 01:23:45.975 Well, what did you say to her? 01:23:50.146 --> 01:23:51.681 - I said no. - Oh, thank God! 01:23:51.747 --> 01:23:53.049 I don't want to do it. She said, "What are you doing?" 01:23:53.115 --> 01:23:54.116 I said, "I'm forever their boy." 01:23:54.182 --> 01:23:55.851 I straight up told her no-no. 01:23:55.918 --> 01:23:56.952 You know what? 01:23:58.186 --> 01:23:59.955 It's time to go back to Staten Island. 01:24:00.022 --> 01:24:01.256 Yes, it is. 01:24:01.322 --> 01:24:02.658 Let me just go gas up Grandma Lucia. 01:24:02.725 --> 01:24:04.426 - We'll hit the road. - Hold on, fellas. 01:24:04.492 --> 01:24:08.263 Abdul texted me tickets to go on her private plane. 01:24:08.329 --> 01:24:09.597 - Oh, all right. - Oh! 01:24:09.665 --> 01:24:11.266 - That's awesome. - Wait, wait, wait. 01:24:11.332 --> 01:24:13.669 She sent three tickets. Come on! 01:24:13.736 --> 01:24:15.303 Is she kidding me? 01:24:15.370 --> 01:24:16.604 - And it goes on. - This is on purpose, right? 01:24:16.672 --> 01:24:18.708 - Does she watch the show? - Oh, that's great. 01:24:18.774 --> 01:24:20.176 Well, there's four of us. That's an issue. 01:24:20.241 --> 01:24:21.209 Well, then how are we gonna decide 01:24:21.276 --> 01:24:22.712 who gets to go on the plane? 01:24:22.778 --> 01:24:24.546 - I think it's been decided. - Yeah, pretty sure. 01:24:24.612 --> 01:24:26.048 - What do you mean? - Did you not watch the movie? 01:24:26.115 --> 01:24:27.917 - That's for real, like... - Yes. 01:24:27.983 --> 01:24:30.385 - Yes, our show is real. - But that's for real? 01:24:30.452 --> 01:24:32.220 You think you have a shot at a private? 01:24:32.287 --> 01:24:33.989 Don't worry, we'll... 01:24:34.056 --> 01:24:35.791 ♪ The stars above ♪ 01:24:35.858 --> 01:24:41.596 ♪ Even if he promised me The world ♪ 01:24:41.664 --> 01:24:45.533 ♪ Just remember I'm forever your girl ♪ 01:24:46.568 --> 01:24:48.369 Is that it? Is that the plane? 01:24:48.436 --> 01:24:50.638 Oh, my God, guys. We are living life. 01:24:50.706 --> 01:24:52.574 - That's a jet. - Yeah. 01:24:52.640 --> 01:24:55.276 All right, all right. 01:24:55.343 --> 01:24:56.946 So I really can't fly in the jet? 01:24:57.012 --> 01:24:58.781 Come on. 01:24:58.848 --> 01:25:01.016 What about if I drive Grandma Lucia home? 01:25:01.083 --> 01:25:03.518 Grandma Lucia's already halfway back to Staten Island, buddy. 01:25:03.585 --> 01:25:06.088 We're in this. You're on that. 01:25:10.826 --> 01:25:12.228 Oh, God. 01:25:12.293 --> 01:25:14.329 See you in Staten Island. 01:25:14.395 --> 01:25:16.232 - Welcome. - Thank you. 01:25:16.297 --> 01:25:17.867 Wait, on? 01:25:27.475 --> 01:25:30.079 - All right, huh? - Oh, yeah. 01:25:30.146 --> 01:25:31.981 - Cheers. - Cheers! 01:25:32.047 --> 01:25:33.149 Yes! 01:25:33.215 --> 01:25:35.483 Private plane, Abdul, no Murray. 01:25:35.550 --> 01:25:38.319 - This is crazy, man. - Mmm. 01:25:39.722 --> 01:25:41.791 How do you think he's doing? 01:25:45.261 --> 01:25:47.629 ♪ I said the joker Is a wanted man ♪ 01:25:47.696 --> 01:25:50.766 ♪ He makes his way All across the land ♪ 01:25:50.833 --> 01:25:53.736 ♪ See him sifting Through the sand ♪ 01:25:53.803 --> 01:25:55.637 ♪ So I'll tell you All the story ♪ 01:25:55.704 --> 01:25:58.073 ♪ 'Bout the joker And the thief in the night ♪ 01:26:03.444 --> 01:26:06.148 ♪ He's always laughing In the midst of power ♪ 01:26:06.215 --> 01:26:09.584 ♪ Always living In the final hour ♪ 01:26:09.652 --> 01:26:12.254 ♪ There is always Sweet in the sour ♪ 01:26:12.320 --> 01:26:16.759 ♪ So we are not going home ♪ 01:26:17.592 --> 01:26:19.061 Oh, God! 01:26:21.629 --> 01:26:26.001 ♪ Can you see the joker Flying over ♪ 01:26:27.736 --> 01:26:32.473 ♪ As she's standing In the field of clover ♪ 01:26:34.310 --> 01:26:37.112 ♪ Watching out every day ♪ 01:26:37.179 --> 01:26:39.581 ♪ I wonder what would happen If he took her away ♪ 01:26:39.647 --> 01:26:41.349 ♪ I'll tell you All the story ♪ 01:26:41.416 --> 01:26:43.518 ♪ 'Bout the joker And the thief in the night ♪ 01:26:49.691 --> 01:26:56.691 Brought to you by TRiNiTY 01:30:03.986 --> 01:30:06.722 ♪ Time's up, time's up, Time's up, time's up ♪ 01:30:06.789 --> 01:30:08.223 ♪ Time to knock this shit up ♪ 01:30:08.290 --> 01:30:11.326 ♪ I'm a joker, Impractically nuts ♪ 01:30:11.393 --> 01:30:14.963 ♪ With my crew, About to light this shit up ♪ 01:30:15.030 --> 01:30:17.766 ♪ I'm a joker, Impractically nuts ♪ 01:30:17.833 --> 01:30:19.735 ♪ Impractical, impractical ♪ 01:30:19.802 --> 01:30:20.936 ♪ Joker ♪ 01:30:21.003 --> 01:30:23.638 ♪ Impractical, impractical ♪ 01:30:23.705 --> 01:30:25.040 ♪ Joker ♪ 01:30:25.107 --> 01:30:27.209 ♪ Impractical, impractical ♪ 01:30:27.276 --> 01:30:28.510 ♪ Joker ♪ 01:30:28.576 --> 01:30:30.145 ♪ Impractical, impractical ♪ 01:30:30.212 --> 01:30:32.514 ♪ Joker, We pull up in the Crown Vic ♪ 01:30:32.580 --> 01:30:34.149 ♪ We 'bout to clown and shit ♪ 01:30:34.216 --> 01:30:36.085 ♪ We ate some brownies At the crib ♪ 01:30:36.151 --> 01:30:38.420 ♪ We prank and trick, Straight fooling ♪ 01:30:38.487 --> 01:30:40.489 ♪ Me and my crew's In this bitch ♪ 01:30:40.556 --> 01:30:43.192 ♪ Just coolin', Me and my dudes, ice pick ♪ 01:30:43.258 --> 01:30:45.194 ♪ When you see us coming, We stunting ♪ 01:30:45.260 --> 01:30:47.229 ♪ Now run and tell that, The boys ♪ 01:30:47.296 --> 01:30:49.465 ♪ Are hunting, they gunning, With nothing held back ♪ 01:30:49.531 --> 01:30:51.599 ♪ You lose at this game, You get punished ♪ 01:30:51.667 --> 01:30:53.268 ♪ And that's a real fact ♪ 01:30:53.335 --> 01:30:54.736 ♪ You planning on staying, I'll be honest ♪ 01:30:54.803 --> 01:30:56.438 ♪ We all... ♪ 01:30:56.505 --> 01:30:57.906 ♪ Sal, Murr, Joe, Q ♪ 01:30:57.973 --> 01:30:59.575 ♪ We all about the laughs ♪ 01:30:59.640 --> 01:31:01.642 ♪ How you gon' react When the joker's in the back ♪ 01:31:01.710 --> 01:31:04.746 ♪ And he's all up in your ear, Cyrano de Bergerac ♪ 01:31:04.813 --> 01:31:08.150 ♪ So say what I say This is impractical attack ♪ 01:31:08.217 --> 01:31:10.219 ♪ Whoa, clock is ticking ♪ 01:31:10.285 --> 01:31:12.020 ♪ You gon' fold Or you gon' follow through ♪ 01:31:12.087 --> 01:31:15.157 ♪ Time's up, Decide what you gon' do ♪ 01:31:15.224 --> 01:31:16.959 ♪ Clock is ticking, You gon' fold ♪ 01:31:17.025 --> 01:31:18.560 ♪ Or you gon' follow through ♪ 01:31:18.626 --> 01:31:20.996 ♪ Time's up, Decide what you gonna do ♪ 01:31:21.063 --> 01:31:22.998 ♪ Call us comedy cowboys ♪ 01:31:23.065 --> 01:31:24.700 ♪ We quick with the trigger ♪ 01:31:24.766 --> 01:31:27.035 ♪ A gang of wisecrackers Leaving you in stitches ♪ 01:31:27.102 --> 01:31:28.871 ♪ When you see These tricksters coming ♪ 01:31:28.937 --> 01:31:30.372 ♪ You know They up to something ♪ 01:31:30.439 --> 01:31:31.874 ♪ Setting you up To get you cornered ♪ 01:31:31.940 --> 01:31:33.342 ♪ Execute without warning ♪ 01:31:33.408 --> 01:31:36.178 ♪ You're the casualty Of a jokester ♪ 01:31:36.245 --> 01:31:38.814 ♪ The satirical Casanova ♪ 01:31:38.881 --> 01:31:42.885 ♪ We swift with the wits, Seven years still a hit ♪ 01:31:42.951 --> 01:31:44.686 ♪ Did the movie, Shit's legit ♪ 01:31:44.753 --> 01:31:46.588 - ♪ Impractical humorists ♪ - ♪ Impractical ♪ 01:31:46.655 --> 01:31:49.458 ♪ Impractical because I'm cold when I'm hot ♪ 01:31:49.525 --> 01:31:52.694 ♪ I run a marathon In flip-flops ♪ 01:31:52.761 --> 01:31:54.163 ♪ Impractical ♪ 01:31:54.229 --> 01:31:56.365 ♪ I'm the one And then I'm not ♪ 01:31:56.431 --> 01:31:58.500 ♪ I rose to the top When I dropped ♪ 01:31:58.567 --> 01:32:01.770 ♪ Time's up, Time to knock this shit up ♪ 01:32:01.837 --> 01:32:05.107 ♪ I'm a joker, Impractically nuts ♪ 01:32:05.174 --> 01:32:08.043 ♪ With my crew, About to light this shit up ♪ 01:32:08.110 --> 01:32:11.013 ♪ I'm a joker, I'm practically nuts ♪ 01:32:11.079 --> 01:32:14.249 ♪ Impractical, impractical ♪ 01:32:14.316 --> 01:32:15.817 ♪ Joker ♪ 01:32:15.884 --> 01:32:17.719 ♪ Impractical, impractical ♪ 01:32:17.786 --> 01:32:19.054 ♪ Joker ♪ 01:32:19.121 --> 01:32:20.756 ♪ Impractical, impractical ♪ 01:32:20.822 --> 01:32:21.957 ♪ Joker ♪ 01:32:22.024 --> 01:32:23.759 ♪ Impractical, impractical ♪ 01:32:23.825 --> 01:32:25.060 ♪ Joker ♪ 01:32:25.084 --> 01:32:36.084 Telegram Channel and Instagram Page .:: @bollbolljan_com ::.