WEBVTT 00:00:23.523 --> 00:00:28.070 NARRATOR: Many moons ago on the distant planet of Gigax, 00:00:28.111 --> 00:00:31.156 a nameless evil reigned supreme. 00:00:31.198 --> 00:00:34.659 This ruthless being had amassed power beyond measure 00:00:34.701 --> 00:00:37.370 and was preparing to strike down all that was good 00:00:37.412 --> 00:00:39.872 and just in the universe. 00:00:39.914 --> 00:00:42.667 Before he could fulfill his dark destiny, 00:00:42.709 --> 00:00:46.046 the forces of light banded together, 00:00:46.088 --> 00:00:48.381 and in their most desperate hour 00:00:48.423 --> 00:00:50.508 toppled the dark one from his throne. 00:00:50.550 --> 00:00:54.137 He was imprisoned in a place far beyond reach, 00:00:54.179 --> 00:00:56.556 for if he were ever to be released, 00:00:56.598 --> 00:01:01.436 it would spell certain doom for all existence. 00:01:01.460 --> 00:01:07.460 ..:: Presented By ZarFilm Website ::.. ‏.:: www.bolboljan.net ::. 00:01:07.985 --> 00:01:11.904 Okay, here's the deal, men. Winner is champion of 00:01:11.946 --> 00:01:14.949 the universe, loser gets buried alive. 00:01:14.992 --> 00:01:17.035 Got it? 00:01:17.077 --> 00:01:18.411 That's fair. 00:01:18.453 --> 00:01:20.580 -Ready? -Set? 00:01:20.622 --> 00:01:22.207 -Crazy Ball! -Crazy Ball! 00:01:22.249 --> 00:01:26.544 [ Hard rock music playing ] 00:01:26.586 --> 00:01:28.505 You're toast, Mimi. 00:01:28.546 --> 00:01:31.633 Not even close, you dork! 00:01:33.426 --> 00:01:34.719 Ow, my butt! 00:01:34.761 --> 00:01:37.222 Yes, five point butt bonus. 00:01:37.264 --> 00:01:39.057 Swing ball. 00:01:39.099 --> 00:01:40.225 One... 00:01:40.267 --> 00:01:41.393 -[ Music stops] -Crazy ball. 00:01:41.434 --> 00:01:43.061 -Two... -Crazy ball. 00:01:43.103 --> 00:01:45.397 -Three. -Three of a kind! 00:01:45.438 --> 00:01:48.066 Four, alright, four points for me. 00:01:48.108 --> 00:01:50.152 I'll get you at the switcheroo, crumb scum. 00:01:50.193 --> 00:01:51.986 Just you watch. 00:01:52.029 --> 00:01:54.531 Buckle up for a dirt sandwich, you little maniac. 00:01:54.572 --> 00:01:56.074 Aaaah! 00:01:56.116 --> 00:01:59.119 [ Hard rock music resumes ] 00:02:04.457 --> 00:02:08.045 Switcheroo. Aaah! 00:02:08.086 --> 00:02:09.462 I win! 00:02:09.504 --> 00:02:12.257 Start digging, Luke. 00:02:16.594 --> 00:02:18.388 Damn switcheroo. 00:02:18.430 --> 00:02:20.765 Keep digging, boy. 00:02:20.807 --> 00:02:24.977 Hey, hurry up so I can bury you and go to sleep already. 00:02:25.019 --> 00:02:27.272 I'm gonna bring your bed into my room 00:02:27.314 --> 00:02:30.442 and make one of those, oh, what do you call it. 00:02:30.483 --> 00:02:32.610 Oh, super beds. 00:02:32.652 --> 00:02:36.364 Oh, yeah, that's cool. 00:02:36.406 --> 00:02:38.616 [ Thuds ] 00:02:48.085 --> 00:02:50.420 Is that a coffin? 00:02:50.462 --> 00:02:52.339 Is this where they buried Grandma? 00:02:52.380 --> 00:02:54.507 No, I don't think so. 00:02:54.716 --> 00:02:57.427 Let me see. 00:03:02.182 --> 00:03:04.267 It's really stuck in there good. 00:03:05.518 --> 00:03:07.479 Maybe if I press those, it'll do something? 00:03:07.520 --> 00:03:12.442 No, I'm the Crazy Ball champion so I get all the treasures. 00:03:12.484 --> 00:03:14.777 Right, of course. 00:03:14.819 --> 00:03:16.529 Let's see. 00:03:16.571 --> 00:03:18.781 Eeny, meeny, miny, moe. 00:03:18.823 --> 00:03:21.201 Dumb dumb chump, here we go. 00:03:21.243 --> 00:03:23.286 [ Clicking ] 00:03:23.328 --> 00:03:26.123 Wow, first try. 00:03:26.164 --> 00:03:27.499 Come to mama. 00:03:27.540 --> 00:03:30.752 [ Clicks ] 00:03:32.129 --> 00:03:35.340 [ Rumbling ] 00:03:41.513 --> 00:03:43.265 Cover it up! 00:03:43.306 --> 00:03:46.058 Hurry, before mom and dad see. 00:03:46.100 --> 00:03:47.560 Shovel faster, numnuts. 00:03:47.602 --> 00:03:50.230 I'm trying. 00:03:59.739 --> 00:04:03.117 Luke, Mimi, do you kids know what time it is? 00:04:03.160 --> 00:04:04.327 -9:00. -9:00. 00:04:04.369 --> 00:04:07.330 What happens at 9:00. 00:04:07.372 --> 00:04:10.082 Get inside. It's time for bed. 00:04:21.678 --> 00:04:24.514 Dad? 00:04:24.556 --> 00:04:26.183 You okay, sport? 00:04:26.224 --> 00:04:28.768 Is there such thing as monsters? 00:04:31.771 --> 00:04:33.815 Well, here's the thing, Luke. 00:04:33.856 --> 00:04:37.109 In a lot of ways, humans are the real monsters. 00:04:37.151 --> 00:04:38.695 So I'd say yes. 00:04:38.736 --> 00:04:42.532 Okay, what your genius father is trying to say is no, 00:04:42.574 --> 00:04:45.117 there's no such thing as monsters. 00:04:45.159 --> 00:04:47.454 What happened to your head? 00:04:49.872 --> 00:04:51.791 Somebody lost at Crazy Ball. 00:04:51.833 --> 00:04:53.460 Again? 00:04:53.501 --> 00:04:55.420 Mimi, I don't want to keep going through this, okay? 00:04:55.462 --> 00:04:58.172 Remember what we said last time you were playing kookie ball? 00:04:58.215 --> 00:05:00.300 It's Crazy Ball! 00:05:00.342 --> 00:05:02.719 Plus, it's not even my fault. 00:05:02.760 --> 00:05:05.597 Check the tapes. Luke sucks. 00:05:05.638 --> 00:05:07.224 It doesn't matter, okay? 00:05:07.265 --> 00:05:08.725 You need to take it easy on your brother. 00:05:08.766 --> 00:05:10.310 He won't want to play with you anymore. 00:05:10.352 --> 00:05:11.769 What's the deal with monsters? 00:05:11.811 --> 00:05:15.440 Are they fake? Are they real? All the above? 00:05:15.482 --> 00:05:18.276 Yeah, what's with all the monster talk tonight? 00:05:18.318 --> 00:05:20.695 It's just that, if there are monsters coming to kill us, 00:05:20.737 --> 00:05:23.615 could you make sure they -- 00:05:23.656 --> 00:05:25.783 could you make sure they kill Luke first? 00:05:25.825 --> 00:05:29.371 That's harsh. But okay. 00:05:29.412 --> 00:05:31.914 Mimi, that's a horrible thing to say. 00:05:31.956 --> 00:05:34.376 Why?! 00:05:34.417 --> 00:05:36.168 Dismissed. 00:05:36.210 --> 00:05:38.588 Good night, wacko. 00:05:38.630 --> 00:05:42.259 MIMI: [ Gasps ] Dad! 00:05:45.928 --> 00:05:48.723 Good night. 00:06:02.404 --> 00:06:04.364 [ Knocking ] 00:06:52.454 --> 00:06:55.957 [ Chains rattling ] 00:06:59.877 --> 00:07:02.964 Look at this shit! There's not a pawn shop in town 00:07:03.005 --> 00:07:05.842 that's going to want this crap! 00:07:05.883 --> 00:07:08.511 If it's all garbage, why did that old guy put up 00:07:08.553 --> 00:07:10.513 such a fight when we busted in? 00:07:10.555 --> 00:07:13.850 I think I sprained my wrist clocking that geezer. 00:07:13.891 --> 00:07:18.730 Look at this. Why the hell would you even grab this? 00:07:18.771 --> 00:07:21.649 Suck my dick, asshole! It was dark. 00:07:21.691 --> 00:07:23.693 And that's a nice frame. 00:07:23.735 --> 00:07:26.571 [ Chuckles ] Not any more. 00:07:33.495 --> 00:07:36.330 [ Speaking indistinctly ] 00:07:37.874 --> 00:07:40.460 What the hell did you say, buddy? 00:07:44.464 --> 00:07:45.673 -[ Glass shatters ] -[ Chuckles ] 00:07:45.715 --> 00:07:48.426 A variation of the Ironian tongue. 00:07:48.468 --> 00:07:50.970 How primitive. 00:07:51.012 --> 00:07:55.558 Let's just get out of here! This guy's on something. 00:07:55.600 --> 00:07:57.894 Hey, you dickless shit. 00:07:57.935 --> 00:07:59.729 We already killed one asshole tonight. 00:07:59.771 --> 00:08:02.732 And we'll gladly do it again! 00:08:02.774 --> 00:08:05.610 [ Grunts ] 00:08:11.323 --> 00:08:14.076 [ Screaming ] 00:08:15.995 --> 00:08:19.040 Your flesh is unevolved and weak. 00:08:19.081 --> 00:08:24.421 Perhaps in a few millennia, you will make worthy adversaries. 00:08:26.005 --> 00:08:28.633 But not today. 00:08:28.675 --> 00:08:31.052 [ Laughs ] 00:08:49.070 --> 00:08:51.322 [ Groans ] 00:08:52.532 --> 00:08:57.662 Hey, man, please, I don't want to die. 00:08:57.704 --> 00:09:00.707 Then live forever. 00:09:04.961 --> 00:09:07.379 [ Screams ] 00:09:07.421 --> 00:09:10.633 -[ Laughing ] -[ Screaming continues ] 00:09:20.477 --> 00:09:22.604 This is a really big hole. 00:09:22.645 --> 00:09:24.981 How did you even dig this? Huh? 00:09:25.022 --> 00:09:29.151 Alright, first I want to say, great job on the hole, son. 00:09:29.193 --> 00:09:31.362 -Thanks. -Second I want to say, 00:09:31.403 --> 00:09:32.780 this is completely unacceptable. 00:09:32.822 --> 00:09:34.406 -Oh. -Somebody's going to 00:09:34.448 --> 00:09:37.744 have to fill this in. 00:09:37.785 --> 00:09:40.454 Anybody. 00:09:40.497 --> 00:09:42.665 One of you even. 00:09:42.707 --> 00:09:44.709 -I vote dad. -Me too. 00:09:44.751 --> 00:09:46.669 Yeah, me three. 00:09:46.711 --> 00:09:49.589 And if I -- when I vote, I will vote for all of 00:09:49.631 --> 00:09:52.509 -you three, as a family. -No, no. 00:09:52.550 --> 00:09:53.885 Doesn't work that way. 00:09:53.926 --> 00:09:57.972 Alright. So much for democracy, huh? 00:09:58.014 --> 00:10:00.683 Do the dishes, Greg. 00:10:00.725 --> 00:10:02.184 What made these? 00:10:02.226 --> 00:10:04.186 If I had to guess, I'd say some wino 00:10:04.228 --> 00:10:06.022 was on his way home from a bender last night. 00:10:06.063 --> 00:10:07.690 Thought he could Evel Knievel 00:10:07.732 --> 00:10:10.151 his way over this hole and fell in. 00:10:10.192 --> 00:10:14.697 -What else could it be really? -Maybe a raccoon. 00:10:14.739 --> 00:10:16.407 That doesn't make any damn sense. 00:10:16.448 --> 00:10:20.703 Oh! Oh, oh, my hand. 00:10:20.745 --> 00:10:22.539 -Are you okay? -Oh, God, my hand. 00:10:22.580 --> 00:10:24.707 -Well, that didn't take long. -Oh, it hurts so bad, Susan! 00:10:24.749 --> 00:10:26.668 -Okay, okay. -Oh, my God. 00:10:26.709 --> 00:10:28.586 -Come on. -Oh, Susan. 00:10:28.628 --> 00:10:32.506 Ow! Don't even look at it, it hurts. 00:10:42.099 --> 00:10:44.811 Did you see the size of those freaking claw marks? 00:10:44.852 --> 00:10:47.647 We need to tell somebody what happened. 00:10:47.689 --> 00:10:48.981 Maybe we should go to the police. 00:10:49.023 --> 00:10:51.568 I don't trust cops. Not one bit. 00:10:51.609 --> 00:10:54.654 We're going to go search ourselves tonight. 00:10:54.696 --> 00:10:56.072 That's crazy. 00:10:56.113 --> 00:10:57.990 We don't know what was down there. 00:10:58.032 --> 00:11:01.703 What's crazy is what a stupid wiener you can be some times. 00:11:01.744 --> 00:11:04.581 Pull up your diapers because we're going to go find 00:11:04.622 --> 00:11:06.958 what crawled out of your grave last night 00:11:06.999 --> 00:11:10.753 like a couple of real American heroes. 00:11:12.338 --> 00:11:14.882 Can you dig it?! 00:11:14.924 --> 00:11:17.760 Yeah. I dig it. 00:11:17.802 --> 00:11:21.848 -Hey, man. -Hey, Alistair. 00:11:21.889 --> 00:11:24.100 You beat Rage Master 64 yet? 00:11:24.141 --> 00:11:26.477 Yeah, man, medium difficulty. 00:11:26.518 --> 00:11:27.854 -No way. -Hey, kiddy. 00:11:27.895 --> 00:11:30.522 You look good in your little outfit there. 00:11:30.564 --> 00:11:32.942 Why don't you give us a spin, hunky boy? 00:11:32.984 --> 00:11:35.653 Um, no thanks. 00:11:35.695 --> 00:11:36.988 [ Bell rings ] 00:11:37.029 --> 00:11:38.197 Never mind. 00:11:38.239 --> 00:11:40.783 My math! 00:11:42.243 --> 00:11:44.161 Is your sister crazy? 00:11:57.008 --> 00:12:00.011 Mimi, look. 00:12:00.803 --> 00:12:02.680 MIMI: That way. 00:12:06.643 --> 00:12:09.687 LUKE: There's no way this was a dirty wino bum. 00:12:09.729 --> 00:12:12.023 Look at how even his footsteps are. 00:12:12.064 --> 00:12:15.902 MIMI: Duh. When has dad ever been right about anything? 00:12:15.943 --> 00:12:19.196 LUKE: Yeah, good point. 00:12:26.162 --> 00:12:29.206 I'm not going in there. 00:12:29.248 --> 00:12:31.083 Here, take this. 00:12:31.125 --> 00:12:33.210 I call it the Luke killer. 00:12:33.252 --> 00:12:34.962 It will protect you. 00:12:35.004 --> 00:12:36.798 LUKE: How the hell does this work? 00:12:36.839 --> 00:12:39.676 Ow! The damn thing cut me. 00:12:39.717 --> 00:12:41.218 MIMI: You're using it wrong. 00:12:41.260 --> 00:12:44.681 Don't kill her Mark. I'm going to kill you. 00:12:44.722 --> 00:12:48.559 Mimi, wait. Oh, crap. 00:12:58.736 --> 00:13:01.072 [ Rattling ] 00:13:05.076 --> 00:13:09.872 [ Thudding, clanging ] 00:13:09.914 --> 00:13:12.792 -[ Gasps ] -Stop jumping at everything! 00:13:12.834 --> 00:13:14.043 You're jumping, too. 00:13:14.085 --> 00:13:16.587 I'm jumping because you're jumping! 00:13:16.628 --> 00:13:18.255 This place is dangerous. 00:13:18.297 --> 00:13:21.383 Didn't somebody die back when this was a shoe factory? 00:13:21.425 --> 00:13:25.054 Nobody ever died from making shoes, Luke. 00:13:25.096 --> 00:13:27.056 That's just crazy. 00:13:27.098 --> 00:13:31.227 Besides, the most dangerous thing in here... 00:13:31.268 --> 00:13:33.645 is me. 00:13:35.022 --> 00:13:37.233 LUKE: We should get out of here. 00:13:37.274 --> 00:13:41.779 Hey, creep! We know you're in here. 00:13:41.821 --> 00:13:44.824 Show yourself or... 00:13:44.866 --> 00:13:48.745 or I'll break you into a pile of bones? 00:13:48.786 --> 00:13:51.163 No, that wasn't good. 00:13:51.205 --> 00:13:54.708 This is super dumb. 00:13:54.751 --> 00:13:56.961 Let's go. 00:13:57.003 --> 00:14:02.091 [ Both scream ] 00:14:02.133 --> 00:14:08.014 Is that fear I smell? How sweet. 00:14:10.808 --> 00:14:13.978 Oh, my God. 00:14:14.020 --> 00:14:17.899 Man, that's what this one called me. 00:14:17.940 --> 00:14:19.150 Aah! 00:14:19.191 --> 00:14:21.735 Are you also man? 00:14:21.778 --> 00:14:24.196 You are much smaller creatures. 00:14:24.238 --> 00:14:26.282 No matter. 00:14:26.323 --> 00:14:28.951 You will suffer like the rest. 00:14:28.993 --> 00:14:32.038 Know that in the sweet release of death 00:14:32.079 --> 00:14:34.123 you'll be spared the sight of your planet 00:14:34.165 --> 00:14:38.002 being torn to pieces, watching as everyone 00:14:38.044 --> 00:14:41.005 you hold dear is drowned in a sea of their own blood. 00:14:41.047 --> 00:14:42.714 Shut it! 00:14:42.756 --> 00:14:44.926 No, I am not a man. 00:14:44.967 --> 00:14:46.844 I am a wo-man. 00:14:46.886 --> 00:14:51.223 And you're going to let go of my stupid wiener bro right now! 00:14:54.476 --> 00:14:57.021 Mimi, look. 00:15:01.358 --> 00:15:03.861 [ Groans ] 00:15:05.529 --> 00:15:08.825 Is this yours? 00:15:08.866 --> 00:15:11.368 Speak. 00:15:12.328 --> 00:15:14.413 The gem of Praxidice. 00:15:14.455 --> 00:15:15.998 This cannot be. 00:15:16.040 --> 00:15:19.001 Believe it, buster. 00:15:19.043 --> 00:15:22.171 Stop messing around and explain, scum. 00:15:23.339 --> 00:15:25.883 [ Clangs ] 00:15:30.346 --> 00:15:34.851 The Geminia One, whoever wields it is able to command me 00:15:34.892 --> 00:15:37.186 for as long as it's in their possession. 00:15:37.228 --> 00:15:38.980 But know this, child. 00:15:39.021 --> 00:15:41.773 The power you wield will be short lived. 00:15:41.815 --> 00:15:46.362 Sure, sure. But first let's test this baby out. 00:15:46.403 --> 00:15:48.239 Alright, Monster Mash. 00:15:48.280 --> 00:15:53.369 Pick up my bro and, uh, spin him around a bunch. 00:15:53.995 --> 00:15:56.288 Hey, come on. 00:15:56.330 --> 00:15:58.207 Ah. 00:16:00.251 --> 00:16:01.377 It hurts. 00:16:01.418 --> 00:16:03.795 Alright, put the cry baby down. 00:16:06.423 --> 00:16:09.843 Enough! The longer we play these childish games, 00:16:09.886 --> 00:16:13.180 the more horrifying your deaths will be. 00:16:13.222 --> 00:16:17.101 This is but a small example of what I am capable of. 00:16:17.143 --> 00:16:19.186 His eternal pain will take his mind 00:16:19.228 --> 00:16:22.273 beyond the furthest reaches of madness. 00:16:22.314 --> 00:16:26.443 Preserved in an endless state of -- no! 00:16:26.485 --> 00:16:29.488 He was my masterpiece! 00:16:29.530 --> 00:16:32.408 Oh, sorry man. 00:16:32.449 --> 00:16:34.911 Thank you. 00:16:34.952 --> 00:16:37.914 Do you have a name, Monster Man? 00:16:37.955 --> 00:16:41.583 No name can encompass my dark will. 00:16:41.625 --> 00:16:44.086 Though my enemies will sometimes refer to me 00:16:44.128 --> 00:16:47.423 as the arch duke of nightmares. 00:16:47.464 --> 00:16:49.383 Well, that sucks. 00:16:49.425 --> 00:16:51.385 Never mind. We can workshop this. 00:16:51.427 --> 00:16:55.056 Luke! 00:16:55.097 --> 00:16:57.266 -Yeah? -I want names. 00:16:57.308 --> 00:16:59.768 They've got to be fresh, they've got to be cool. 00:16:59.810 --> 00:17:01.228 Go. 00:17:01.270 --> 00:17:04.106 We can't name it. He's going to kill us. 00:17:04.148 --> 00:17:07.359 Ha! You would pray for something so simple. 00:17:07.401 --> 00:17:10.529 I will drink your endless screams as I rip -- 00:17:10.571 --> 00:17:13.615 Dinosaur-us Flex. 00:17:13.657 --> 00:17:16.243 That's not bad actually. 00:17:16.285 --> 00:17:19.205 -Rexothundrax? -Cobrala Khan. 00:17:19.246 --> 00:17:21.207 Revenge X Bad Lord. 00:17:21.248 --> 00:17:23.125 -Heartless Creep. -Oh, Rip Lord. 00:17:23.167 --> 00:17:27.921 MIMI: How about Shadow Slammer? Or even Merman. 00:17:27.964 --> 00:17:29.548 LUKE: Nemesis Grim Night. 00:17:29.590 --> 00:17:31.467 No, too sinister. 00:17:31.508 --> 00:17:34.261 How about Dark Lord of Wonderful Smooches? 00:17:34.303 --> 00:17:37.889 I will never accept such a title. 00:17:37.931 --> 00:17:39.933 Stop running and clap your hands, 00:17:39.976 --> 00:17:42.478 you know, for a while at least. 00:17:45.231 --> 00:17:47.483 How about Psycho Man? 00:17:47.524 --> 00:17:50.402 Mm, Goreman? 00:17:50.444 --> 00:17:52.989 That's it. 00:17:54.573 --> 00:17:56.242 Did I get it? 00:17:56.283 --> 00:17:58.410 No. 00:17:58.452 --> 00:18:01.580 Stop that annoying clapping! 00:18:01.622 --> 00:18:05.084 His name will be... 00:18:05.126 --> 00:18:08.045 Psycho Goreman! 00:18:10.047 --> 00:18:11.673 Or PG for short. 00:18:11.715 --> 00:18:15.011 I don't see how that's better than Archduke of Nightmares. 00:18:15.052 --> 00:18:17.929 Psycho Goreman, that's great. 00:18:17.971 --> 00:18:20.849 It's fun, it's hip, it's wow, and it's now. 00:18:20.891 --> 00:18:23.019 You're making a terrible mistake, 00:18:23.060 --> 00:18:24.895 you putrid little creature. 00:18:24.936 --> 00:18:28.315 Soon I'll get the gem back, and when I do -- 00:18:28.357 --> 00:18:30.609 Nice to meet you, PG. I'm Mimi. 00:18:30.651 --> 00:18:32.319 And I'm Luke. 00:18:32.361 --> 00:18:35.197 Aaah! I wield powers unimaginable 00:18:35.239 --> 00:18:36.615 to your simple minds. 00:18:36.657 --> 00:18:39.368 Soon you will beg me for mercy. 00:18:39.410 --> 00:18:42.496 But know that you will only receive pain. 00:18:42.538 --> 00:18:44.540 Knock knock? 00:18:44.581 --> 00:18:47.043 What? 00:18:47.084 --> 00:18:48.335 Knock knock? 00:18:48.377 --> 00:18:50.171 Have you succumbed to madness already? 00:18:50.212 --> 00:18:52.048 Just say "who's there" already. 00:18:52.089 --> 00:18:54.466 Geez, what planet are you from? 00:18:54.508 --> 00:18:57.511 Gigax. 00:18:57.553 --> 00:18:59.138 Who's there? 00:18:59.180 --> 00:19:02.474 Me. Crazy Ball champion of the universe. 00:19:02.516 --> 00:19:06.312 And the champion says... 00:19:06.353 --> 00:19:09.106 go over there, sit down, shut up, 00:19:09.148 --> 00:19:10.691 and wait for us to come back in the morning. 00:19:10.732 --> 00:19:12.318 You dig? 00:19:12.359 --> 00:19:15.028 Dig what? 00:19:15.071 --> 00:19:17.030 Go! 00:19:17.073 --> 00:19:20.451 [ Groans ] 00:19:22.661 --> 00:19:26.039 [ Sighs ] 00:19:26.082 --> 00:19:28.625 You will suffer in eternity for this! 00:19:28.667 --> 00:19:31.044 MIMI: Yeah, yeah. 00:19:31.087 --> 00:19:34.298 Bye-e-e-e-e-e! 00:19:46.643 --> 00:19:48.645 I wonder what it's favorite shows are. 00:19:48.687 --> 00:19:51.940 Do you think it likes grilled cheeses and tacos? 00:19:51.982 --> 00:19:53.567 We should bring him some welcome goodies 00:19:53.609 --> 00:19:55.402 before we take him out on the town. 00:19:55.444 --> 00:19:57.446 What do you mean take him out on the town? 00:19:57.488 --> 00:19:59.072 I got to show him off. 00:19:59.115 --> 00:20:00.616 I'll be the coolest kid in school. 00:20:00.657 --> 00:20:03.076 He's going to kill everybody if we take him anywhere. 00:20:03.119 --> 00:20:06.538 No, he won't. Not unless I tell him to. 00:20:06.580 --> 00:20:09.791 Mimi, I'm pretty good at going along with your crazy ideas. 00:20:09.833 --> 00:20:12.669 But we need to think about this one. 00:20:12.711 --> 00:20:16.632 Fine. I should probably teach him some cool tricks anyways. 00:20:16.673 --> 00:20:20.093 See what kind of slick stuff he can do. 00:20:24.140 --> 00:20:28.560 Watch out, world, it's Mimi's time to shine. 00:20:40.822 --> 00:20:43.033 [ Thunder rumbling ] 00:20:48.622 --> 00:20:51.208 The vasiaults have analyzed the cosmic resonance 00:20:51.250 --> 00:20:54.085 and confirmed our suspicions. 00:20:54.127 --> 00:20:56.338 The ultimate evil has awoken. 00:20:56.380 --> 00:20:58.590 How can this be possible? 00:20:58.632 --> 00:21:00.676 Who could have deciphered the sequence 00:21:00.717 --> 00:21:03.762 that released the gem of Praxidice? 00:21:03.804 --> 00:21:06.223 I approved the sequence myself. 00:21:06.265 --> 00:21:08.392 Whoever solved it must have intelligence 00:21:08.434 --> 00:21:10.769 that far surpasses our own. 00:21:10.811 --> 00:21:15.148 Which is a notion that I find quite preposterous, I must say. 00:21:15.191 --> 00:21:16.692 [ Laughs ] 00:21:16.733 --> 00:21:19.778 -Preposterous? -That's right. 00:21:19.820 --> 00:21:22.281 Enough! 00:21:22.323 --> 00:21:25.158 Our mistake was being merciful to that demon 00:21:25.201 --> 00:21:28.287 instead of wiping him from the galaxy forever. 00:21:28.329 --> 00:21:31.164 It is clear that the rules of the Gigaxian unity accords 00:21:31.207 --> 00:21:33.083 have failed us. 00:21:33.124 --> 00:21:36.044 What do you suggest we do, Templar Pandora? 00:21:40.757 --> 00:21:45.178 It's time to elect justice through the Templar code. 00:21:45.221 --> 00:21:48.682 There will be no trial for that abomination. 00:21:48.724 --> 00:21:53.437 The only verdict is for him to die by my hand. 00:21:53.479 --> 00:21:56.189 He has single handedly extinguished entire planets 00:21:56.232 --> 00:21:57.691 from existence. 00:21:57.733 --> 00:22:00.777 How do you expect to defeat him on your own, hm? 00:22:00.819 --> 00:22:03.822 PANDORA: I do not fear him. 00:22:03.864 --> 00:22:08.785 I have faith that the gods will watch over and protect me. 00:22:11.913 --> 00:22:16.084 Ooh, sounds like a load of superstitious nonsense to me. 00:22:16.126 --> 00:22:17.711 [ Laughs ] 00:22:17.753 --> 00:22:19.338 What was that? 00:22:19.380 --> 00:22:21.340 -Huh? -Huh? 00:22:21.382 --> 00:22:23.509 No, no, no. I didn't say anything. 00:22:23.550 --> 00:22:25.886 -You don't believe me? -I believe you, Templar. 00:22:25.927 --> 00:22:27.596 It's just, we're boys having a laugh. 00:22:27.638 --> 00:22:29.222 And...[ Chuckles ] 00:22:29.265 --> 00:22:31.767 Just a bit of-- -Just what? 00:22:32.893 --> 00:22:35.729 I think it's an excellent plan so why don't we just move on? 00:22:35.771 --> 00:22:37.731 Lots of things to discuss here. 00:22:37.773 --> 00:22:40.233 Aah! 00:22:40.276 --> 00:22:43.779 Do you not believe that it is my destiny to vanquish 00:22:43.820 --> 00:22:47.408 this darkness from the universe? 00:22:47.449 --> 00:22:51.370 I...would leave... 00:22:53.497 --> 00:22:54.831 [ Panting ] 00:22:54.873 --> 00:22:57.751 Never forget that it was we, the Templars, 00:22:57.793 --> 00:23:01.422 that cleansed your worlds of the dark one's scourge. 00:23:01.463 --> 00:23:03.882 It was the will of the gods that saved you, 00:23:03.924 --> 00:23:08.637 and they can just as easily have you all wiped from existence. 00:23:08.679 --> 00:23:10.931 Remember this. 00:23:10.972 --> 00:23:13.517 Yes, you're very kind. 00:23:13.559 --> 00:23:16.728 What are the creatures of this planet? 00:23:16.770 --> 00:23:19.773 Humans, your holiness. 00:23:19.815 --> 00:23:23.694 Bring me one of these human things. 00:23:27.948 --> 00:23:31.827 -Where am I? -Come here, my dear. 00:23:33.870 --> 00:23:35.456 Don't be afraid. 00:23:35.497 --> 00:23:37.666 [ Screams ] 00:23:46.925 --> 00:23:49.803 He will not escape us this time. 00:23:49.845 --> 00:23:56.435 The light of heaven will always extinguish the darkness of evil. 00:24:08.572 --> 00:24:11.908 May the gods watch over me. 00:24:24.963 --> 00:24:27.508 MIMI: And the president said, 00:24:27.549 --> 00:24:29.635 "But, Mimi, every day's your birthday." 00:24:29.676 --> 00:24:31.762 Then we started eating the whole cake 00:24:31.803 --> 00:24:34.681 while they broadcasted it to the whole world. 00:24:34.723 --> 00:24:36.725 And that's when I woke up. 00:24:36.767 --> 00:24:38.351 Which really sucked because 00:24:38.394 --> 00:24:41.354 I wanted to finish that tasty cake. 00:24:41.397 --> 00:24:46.234 ALISTAIR: Okay, so who's this guy you have got living 00:24:46.276 --> 00:24:47.861 in the old shoe factory? 00:24:47.903 --> 00:24:49.863 You're going to love him, Alistair. 00:24:49.905 --> 00:24:54.535 He's this big scary monster that wants to kill everybody. 00:24:54.576 --> 00:24:55.994 Huh? 00:24:56.036 --> 00:24:58.872 Hey, could one of you guys help me with this? 00:24:58.914 --> 00:25:00.791 No, thanks. 00:25:09.591 --> 00:25:12.260 Holy crud. 00:25:12.302 --> 00:25:14.513 I know, right? 00:25:14.555 --> 00:25:17.766 MIMI: PG, wake up! 00:25:24.815 --> 00:25:28.610 PG, wake up. I want you to meet our friend, Alistair. 00:25:31.404 --> 00:25:34.658 Wait, were we supposed to feed him? 00:25:36.952 --> 00:25:39.287 You alive, buddy? 00:25:44.084 --> 00:25:45.376 Aaah! 00:25:45.418 --> 00:25:47.796 Stop! 00:25:47.838 --> 00:25:50.924 Nice try. 00:25:50.966 --> 00:25:53.719 Anyways, Alistair, this is Psycho Goreman. 00:25:53.760 --> 00:25:55.471 Or PG for short. 00:25:57.473 --> 00:25:59.057 -Hi. -Silence! 00:25:59.099 --> 00:26:00.684 Okay. 00:26:00.726 --> 00:26:02.978 We've brought you some reading material, PG. 00:26:03.019 --> 00:26:05.564 And a TV to watch. Did you sleep okay? 00:26:05.606 --> 00:26:07.941 I'm sorry we didn't bring any pornos. 00:26:07.983 --> 00:26:09.818 PG: Petty displays of wealth. 00:26:09.860 --> 00:26:12.904 How can your short life spans allow such narcissism? 00:26:12.946 --> 00:26:15.115 Yeah, but look at all the hunky boys. 00:26:15.156 --> 00:26:18.660 I do not care for hunky boys. 00:26:23.624 --> 00:26:26.960 Or do I? 00:26:27.002 --> 00:26:29.713 PG, can I ask you something? 00:26:29.755 --> 00:26:31.089 No! 00:26:31.131 --> 00:26:33.759 PG, I don't like that attitude. 00:26:33.800 --> 00:26:37.137 Be nice, please. Luke, ask him again. 00:26:37.178 --> 00:26:40.766 LUKE: Can I ask you something? 00:26:40.807 --> 00:26:42.518 What? 00:26:42.559 --> 00:26:44.978 What are you? 00:26:47.438 --> 00:26:50.066 [ Groans ] 00:26:56.031 --> 00:26:58.534 That is a tale bathed in the blood 00:26:58.575 --> 00:27:00.911 of a million dead memories. 00:27:05.916 --> 00:27:11.379 I was born in a time before time, on the planet Gigax. 00:27:11.421 --> 00:27:13.882 A world light years from your own. 00:27:13.924 --> 00:27:16.635 My entire existence was servitude, 00:27:16.677 --> 00:27:20.388 under the rule of beings that claimed to serve a higher power 00:27:20.430 --> 00:27:22.515 that governed over us all. 00:27:22.558 --> 00:27:25.894 These entities, known as the Templars, 00:27:25.936 --> 00:27:27.729 had no more divine purpose 00:27:27.771 --> 00:27:30.982 than the dirt I excavated to help build their churches. 00:27:31.024 --> 00:27:34.485 But still they were able to crush the people of Gigax 00:27:34.527 --> 00:27:37.030 beneath their gilded heels. 00:27:37.072 --> 00:27:40.033 The Templars preached to us their holy scriptures, 00:27:40.075 --> 00:27:43.662 declaring their rightful ownership of Gigax. 00:27:43.704 --> 00:27:46.707 To them, we were nothing more than parasites 00:27:46.748 --> 00:27:49.000 trespassing on hallowed ground. 00:27:49.042 --> 00:27:51.920 [ Mimi gags ] 00:27:53.964 --> 00:27:55.716 That candy was weird. 00:28:00.596 --> 00:28:06.643 But then one day every thing changed. 00:28:21.742 --> 00:28:25.578 I discovered an artifact thought to be lost forever, 00:28:25.621 --> 00:28:29.582 forged by ancient Gigaxian warlocks out of energy 00:28:29.625 --> 00:28:31.960 from the darkest corners of the galaxy -- 00:28:32.002 --> 00:28:34.713 the gem of Praxidice. 00:28:51.187 --> 00:28:54.065 The moment I took the gem in my hand 00:28:54.107 --> 00:28:58.779 and felt its immense power, my destiny was clear. 00:28:58.820 --> 00:29:01.447 I would destroy the Templars 00:29:01.489 --> 00:29:05.869 and anyone else that stood against me. 00:29:35.774 --> 00:29:37.275 The gem bonded with me 00:29:37.317 --> 00:29:40.904 and gave me power beyond all other beings. 00:29:40.946 --> 00:29:44.825 I was able to raise an army led by my loyal generals, 00:29:44.866 --> 00:29:50.080 the Paladins of Sydion, and take back Gigax. 00:29:50.121 --> 00:29:53.333 But I didn't stop there. 00:29:53.374 --> 00:29:56.127 It was clear that my thirst for death would only be 00:29:56.169 --> 00:30:02.092 satiated if I snuffed out all light in the universe. 00:30:05.721 --> 00:30:08.264 But I was overthrown and imprisoned 00:30:08.306 --> 00:30:12.185 by the Templars and their planetary alliance. 00:30:12.227 --> 00:30:17.023 They stole the gem and, with it, my power. 00:30:37.377 --> 00:30:41.297 To this day, I do not understand how such weak minded insects 00:30:41.339 --> 00:30:45.886 could defeat the greatest power in the galaxy. 00:30:46.970 --> 00:30:48.764 TV's working. 00:30:50.891 --> 00:30:53.684 Well, that boring dumb story made me tired. 00:30:53.726 --> 00:30:54.895 Let's go, guys. 00:30:54.936 --> 00:30:57.856 PG, your homework is to watch more TV 00:30:57.898 --> 00:30:59.649 and learn how to be more fun. 00:30:59.690 --> 00:31:01.734 Otherwise...[spits] 00:31:01.777 --> 00:31:03.862 I will have to punish you. 00:31:03.904 --> 00:31:06.156 -[ Groans ] -Well, it was nice meeting you. 00:31:06.197 --> 00:31:09.617 It would nicer if you were dead. 00:31:09.659 --> 00:31:11.202 Alright, bye. 00:31:27.260 --> 00:31:29.720 Energy runs through this box. 00:31:32.808 --> 00:31:35.643 It might be enough. 00:31:35.685 --> 00:31:39.647 Spirits of the electroverse, find my world and alert 00:31:39.689 --> 00:31:44.027 the Paladins of Sydion that their master walks again. 00:31:48.448 --> 00:31:50.700 The gem of Praxidice has been taken 00:31:50.741 --> 00:31:52.743 by two brainless meat children. 00:31:52.785 --> 00:31:55.956 You must attain the gem even if it has to be pried 00:31:55.997 --> 00:31:58.291 from their tiny dead hands. 00:32:02.087 --> 00:32:03.713 ALISTAIR: Thanks for having me to stay over 00:32:03.754 --> 00:32:05.215 for dinner, Mrs. Hallenbeck. 00:32:05.256 --> 00:32:06.716 Glad to have you, Alistair. 00:32:06.757 --> 00:32:09.135 Yes, very glad to have you. 00:32:09.177 --> 00:32:11.429 Well, I was busy filling in that hole in the backyard, 00:32:11.471 --> 00:32:13.348 so unfortunately, Mr. Hallenbeck 00:32:13.389 --> 00:32:16.726 had the pleasure of playing master chef tonight. 00:32:16.767 --> 00:32:18.769 How great is this chicken, Alistair? 00:32:18.811 --> 00:32:20.105 It's my special recipe. 00:32:20.146 --> 00:32:23.274 It's, uh... 00:32:23.316 --> 00:32:24.985 It's a little tough, Dad. 00:32:25.026 --> 00:32:26.402 The microwave will do that. 00:32:26.444 --> 00:32:28.363 But it sure brings out the flavor. 00:32:28.404 --> 00:32:30.323 What did you three maniacs get up to? 00:32:30.365 --> 00:32:33.076 We, um...Ow! 00:32:33.118 --> 00:32:34.827 We were playing guns in the forest. 00:32:34.870 --> 00:32:37.413 GREG: Guns? Now that sounds like fun. 00:32:37.455 --> 00:32:40.750 Back when I was in the army, we used to play guns all the time. 00:32:40.791 --> 00:32:42.835 Except it was called the Iraq War. 00:32:42.878 --> 00:32:46.214 We played for keeps. 00:32:46.256 --> 00:32:47.798 Meaning I killed people. 00:32:47.840 --> 00:32:49.926 Okay, don't listen to GI Joker over here. 00:32:49.968 --> 00:32:53.429 He's never fired a gun in his life. 00:32:53.471 --> 00:32:55.098 -Anyways -- -Can me and Alistair 00:32:55.140 --> 00:32:56.892 play video games? 00:32:56.933 --> 00:32:59.394 Mm-hmm. Just put your plates by the sink, okay, honey? 00:32:59.435 --> 00:33:02.230 But, Alistair, games are for nerds. 00:33:02.272 --> 00:33:03.814 Wouldn't you rather go in the driveway 00:33:03.856 --> 00:33:06.985 and throw basketballs at Luke or something? 00:33:07.027 --> 00:33:09.112 Oh, uh, yeah, thanks. 00:33:09.154 --> 00:33:13.074 But I just really want to play some vids. 00:33:13.116 --> 00:33:14.993 LUKE: Come on, let's go. 00:33:18.038 --> 00:33:20.790 Guess I'll play by myself then. 00:33:20.831 --> 00:33:22.750 Hey, Mimi. 00:33:22.792 --> 00:33:24.752 Can you come back and finish your broccoli? 00:33:24.794 --> 00:33:28.298 No, I cannot, because champions don't eat broccoli! 00:33:28.339 --> 00:33:31.717 Well, she finished my delicious chicken. 00:33:31.759 --> 00:33:36.347 And in the end, isn't that all that really matters? 00:33:36.389 --> 00:33:38.808 No, she didn't. 00:33:48.359 --> 00:33:51.487 ALISTAIR: And then I heard Kyle put all his pubes in a bag 00:33:51.529 --> 00:33:54.199 and sold them to Mason for five bucks. 00:33:54.240 --> 00:33:55.866 Isn't that crazy? 00:33:55.908 --> 00:33:58.744 Dude, what's he going to do with a bag of pubes? 00:34:01.456 --> 00:34:04.125 What the frig are you doing? 00:34:04.167 --> 00:34:05.751 -But -- -Took you long enough. 00:34:05.793 --> 00:34:07.420 I don't have all night. 00:34:07.462 --> 00:34:10.798 Time is a false construct that only exists for 00:34:10.840 --> 00:34:15.345 primitive beings unable to phase into the ninth dimension. 00:34:15.386 --> 00:34:18.098 Also I got lost. 00:34:18.139 --> 00:34:21.892 Mimi, what the heck are you doing? 00:34:21.934 --> 00:34:23.186 He can't be here. 00:34:23.228 --> 00:34:25.896 He can be wherever I want him to be. 00:34:25.938 --> 00:34:27.190 Remember? 00:34:27.232 --> 00:34:29.775 Heads up, dumpy butt. 00:34:32.320 --> 00:34:34.072 Bulls eye! 00:34:34.114 --> 00:34:36.491 This reminds me of an ancient torture technique 00:34:36.532 --> 00:34:40.578 I learned from the worms of Janus many moons ago. 00:34:40.620 --> 00:34:43.831 Should I go? 00:34:43.873 --> 00:34:45.833 This is getting a little weird. 00:34:45.875 --> 00:34:49.254 Those were good people, those worms. 00:34:49.295 --> 00:34:53.549 I don't care about your stupid ancient techniques. 00:34:53.591 --> 00:34:57.428 Unless they can make Alistair stop being such a freaking dork. 00:34:57.470 --> 00:35:02.017 I once used my dark magic to help the warlord of Zatonia 00:35:02.058 --> 00:35:04.435 seduce the moon princess. 00:35:04.477 --> 00:35:08.481 I can do the same for you if you wish. 00:35:09.565 --> 00:35:13.194 You can make him want to chuck basketballs with me. 00:35:13.236 --> 00:35:17.407 Alright, I'm going to bounce. Good night, everybody. 00:35:17.448 --> 00:35:19.034 Do it. 00:35:19.075 --> 00:35:22.120 So be it. 00:35:22.162 --> 00:35:25.206 Your wish is my command. 00:35:25.248 --> 00:35:26.499 [ Chuckles ] 00:35:26.541 --> 00:35:28.959 Oh, Jesus! 00:35:29.001 --> 00:35:33.131 Greg, what did you do to the microwave? 00:35:33.173 --> 00:35:35.841 Cooked a great meal for my family, that's what. 00:35:35.883 --> 00:35:37.177 You're welcome. 00:35:37.218 --> 00:35:40.305 It's totally wrecked. 00:35:40.346 --> 00:35:42.848 [ Whispering ] You're welcome. 00:35:46.436 --> 00:35:50.398 [ Sighs ] That's great. 00:35:51.524 --> 00:35:55.653 Oh, my God. 00:35:59.532 --> 00:36:02.993 [ Laughing ] 00:36:03.035 --> 00:36:05.955 LUKE: What did you do to him? 00:36:05.996 --> 00:36:08.458 Get away from my kids! 00:36:08.499 --> 00:36:10.501 [ Screams ] 00:36:13.213 --> 00:36:15.631 My lucky bat! 00:36:15.673 --> 00:36:17.925 Come on! 00:36:17.967 --> 00:36:20.678 Greg, what the hell are you doing? 00:36:20.720 --> 00:36:22.513 Aaah! 00:36:22.555 --> 00:36:26.184 You dare stand against me with such a weak excuse for a weapon? 00:36:26.226 --> 00:36:27.977 No, I didn't. She did. She did. 00:36:28.018 --> 00:36:29.395 You asshole! 00:36:29.437 --> 00:36:33.358 Don't hurt my parents. That's an order. 00:36:33.399 --> 00:36:38.946 Um, Mom, dad, I want you to meet my new best pal, 00:36:38.988 --> 00:36:41.949 Psycho Goreman, or PG for short. 00:36:41.991 --> 00:36:45.495 I don't care what his name is, you need to call the police. 00:36:45.536 --> 00:36:47.122 Are you kidding me? 00:36:47.163 --> 00:36:49.374 What's a cop going to do against this thing? 00:36:49.415 --> 00:36:51.709 -Is he going to kill us? -No way. 00:36:51.751 --> 00:36:53.628 PG's a big softy. 00:36:53.669 --> 00:36:57.632 He wouldn't hurt anybody. Right, buddy? 00:36:58.424 --> 00:37:01.719 My entire existence is built on death and destruction. 00:37:01.761 --> 00:37:04.054 I will kill you both. 00:37:04.096 --> 00:37:06.432 MIMI: No, no, no, no. No, you won't. 00:37:06.474 --> 00:37:10.645 PG's just being a goof. He's family now. Don't worry. 00:37:10.686 --> 00:37:12.272 Be worried. 00:37:12.313 --> 00:37:14.440 When I'm free of your daughter's control, 00:37:14.482 --> 00:37:16.651 I will bath in your blood. 00:37:16.692 --> 00:37:20.405 MIMI: Ha! PG, you're such a whack job! 00:37:20.446 --> 00:37:24.575 [ Laughs ] 00:37:24.617 --> 00:37:33.000 I will kill you. 00:37:33.042 --> 00:37:36.296 [ Up-tempo music plays ] 00:37:54.104 --> 00:37:56.566 ♪ I'm the heckin' best 00:37:56.607 --> 00:37:59.985 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah 00:38:00.027 --> 00:38:02.154 ♪ Freak all the rest 00:38:02.197 --> 00:38:05.115 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah 00:38:05.157 --> 00:38:10.621 ♪ Freak off 00:38:10.663 --> 00:38:13.040 ♪ Freak yourself 00:38:17.837 --> 00:38:19.297 ♪ I'm the heckin' best 00:38:19.339 --> 00:38:23.175 Hey, asshole! Nice Halloween costume! 00:38:23.218 --> 00:38:24.344 [ Screams ] 00:38:24.385 --> 00:38:26.304 ♪ Freak all the rest 00:38:26.346 --> 00:38:28.764 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah 00:38:28.806 --> 00:38:30.641 ♪ Freak off! 00:38:31.767 --> 00:38:35.104 ♪ Freak you 00:38:35.145 --> 00:38:40.401 ♪ You're not my monster, tell me what to do ♪ 00:38:40.443 --> 00:38:42.987 ♪ Freak yourself 00:38:53.498 --> 00:38:56.334 ♪ I'm a heckin' mess 00:38:56.376 --> 00:38:59.169 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah 00:38:59.211 --> 00:39:01.672 ♪ Freak all the rest 00:39:01.714 --> 00:39:05.385 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah 00:39:15.561 --> 00:39:17.647 [ Screams ] 00:39:17.688 --> 00:39:20.483 [ Panting ] 00:39:29.742 --> 00:39:33.162 What the fuck, man? 00:39:33.203 --> 00:39:35.623 MIMI: So tomorrow we've got a tight schedule. 00:39:35.665 --> 00:39:38.459 We're bowling at 10:00, and then a light picnic brunch, 00:39:38.501 --> 00:39:40.085 which we'll have to have around noon 00:39:40.127 --> 00:39:42.254 so that Mom can take us to the grocery store. 00:39:42.297 --> 00:39:44.424 I've set aside four hours for baking 00:39:44.465 --> 00:39:49.429 so hopefully that's enough time to bake all 12 cakes. 00:39:50.680 --> 00:39:53.558 [ Roars ] 00:40:02.567 --> 00:40:04.068 Wow. 00:40:04.735 --> 00:40:07.279 I wish my face could do that. 00:40:07.322 --> 00:40:09.073 What do you eat back at home, PG? 00:40:09.114 --> 00:40:12.785 Food is not only for sustenance back on Gigax. 00:40:12.827 --> 00:40:14.870 It's part of an honor code. 00:40:14.912 --> 00:40:19.834 To be eaten is considered a warriors death. 00:40:19.875 --> 00:40:25.214 I remember during the battle on the Bridge of Souls. 00:40:25.631 --> 00:40:28.801 MIMI: I've got it. Here's the new plan. 00:40:28.843 --> 00:40:31.303 Six hours for baking, 00:40:31.346 --> 00:40:35.350 and we push upside down karaoke to Sunday. 00:40:35.391 --> 00:40:36.809 Boom! 00:40:36.851 --> 00:40:39.645 Does that -- Of course it does. 00:40:39.687 --> 00:40:44.400 Case closed. Judge Mimi will return after these messages. 00:40:47.319 --> 00:40:49.489 Don't mind if I do. 00:40:49.530 --> 00:40:51.657 I was going to eat those. 00:40:51.699 --> 00:40:54.159 [ Sighs ] 00:40:54.201 --> 00:40:56.120 I think you've had enough, fatso. 00:40:56.161 --> 00:40:58.581 Champion's got to eat. 00:40:58.623 --> 00:41:00.791 So good. 00:41:40.748 --> 00:41:43.668 [ Growling ] 00:41:43.709 --> 00:41:45.545 [ Screams ] 00:41:51.759 --> 00:41:54.386 [ Growling ] 00:41:55.387 --> 00:41:59.224 Hello, boy. 00:41:59.266 --> 00:42:00.851 What is happening right now? 00:42:00.893 --> 00:42:02.853 You have crossed the dream barrier 00:42:02.895 --> 00:42:05.898 and are traversing the nightmare realm. 00:42:05.940 --> 00:42:10.986 It is here where I am able to communicate with your privately. 00:42:11.028 --> 00:42:14.615 Hidden in your dark thoughts. 00:42:14.657 --> 00:42:16.992 What do you want? 00:42:17.034 --> 00:42:19.870 You know what I want. 00:42:22.039 --> 00:42:23.415 The gem. 00:42:23.458 --> 00:42:26.669 This sick game must come to an end. 00:42:26.711 --> 00:42:29.714 Get it for me so that I can be free. 00:42:29.755 --> 00:42:31.591 I can't do that. 00:42:31.632 --> 00:42:33.593 Mimi found the gem. 00:42:33.634 --> 00:42:35.511 It belongs to her now. 00:42:35.553 --> 00:42:37.972 Finders keepers, that's the law. 00:42:38.013 --> 00:42:41.350 How long before others learn of my awakening 00:42:41.391 --> 00:42:44.812 and invade this quiet little planet of yours? 00:42:44.854 --> 00:42:48.816 Sooner or later, the gem will be mine. 00:42:48.858 --> 00:42:54.238 Help me now, and I might consider sparing your life. 00:42:54.864 --> 00:42:56.532 I can't betray my sister like that. 00:42:56.574 --> 00:43:01.328 Do you think she would grant you the same courtesy? 00:43:01.370 --> 00:43:02.371 No. 00:43:02.412 --> 00:43:05.415 I see the way she treats you. 00:43:05.457 --> 00:43:08.711 These small torments are just the beginning. 00:43:08.753 --> 00:43:13.549 How long before she puts her life before yours? 00:43:13.591 --> 00:43:17.928 She would never do that. 00:43:17.970 --> 00:43:20.931 I think. 00:43:20.973 --> 00:43:24.476 You know this is the only way. 00:43:24.519 --> 00:43:29.524 Give me the gem so we can both be free of her madness. 00:43:30.775 --> 00:43:34.403 I'm sorry, but I don't think I can do it. 00:43:34.444 --> 00:43:36.488 It will lead to bad things if I help you. 00:43:36.531 --> 00:43:38.658 Fine! 00:43:40.492 --> 00:43:43.453 You are stronger than I thought. 00:43:43.495 --> 00:43:46.916 But also incredibly stupid. 00:43:46.957 --> 00:43:51.336 So...what happens now? 00:43:51.378 --> 00:43:54.882 We wait for this dream of yours to conclude. 00:44:00.137 --> 00:44:01.847 Okay. 00:44:08.395 --> 00:44:13.651 Alright, cats, what I'm about to teach you today is confidential. 00:44:13.693 --> 00:44:18.363 The government can not, under any circumstances, 00:44:18.405 --> 00:44:20.407 find out about this game. 00:44:20.449 --> 00:44:22.451 Got it? 00:44:22.492 --> 00:44:24.369 Okay, so there's two teams. 00:44:24.411 --> 00:44:26.413 Each team starts by throwing their balls as far away... 00:44:26.455 --> 00:44:28.583 So you got to run and get the other teams balls in... 00:44:28.624 --> 00:44:30.918 Chuck them at your opponents, the other player throws their 00:44:30.960 --> 00:44:33.128 -ball as high as they can-- -And then spin around like this. 00:44:33.170 --> 00:44:34.714 Each Jumping Jack gives you a point. 00:44:34.755 --> 00:44:36.423 Then whoever gets hit has to take the ball. 00:44:36.465 --> 00:44:38.383 But only while the opposing player is doing... 00:44:38.425 --> 00:44:41.511 LUKE: But there is a special move called the switcheroo. 00:44:41.553 --> 00:44:44.640 Which happens when two balls collide in mid air. 00:44:44.682 --> 00:44:47.852 And when that happens, whoever punches their opponent first 00:44:47.893 --> 00:44:52.439 gets all of the other team's points plus one. 00:44:52.481 --> 00:44:56.110 Okay, the game ends when you reach 67 points. 00:44:58.988 --> 00:45:02.407 I have no idea what's going on. Do you? 00:45:02.449 --> 00:45:05.410 [ Siren wailing ] 00:45:10.875 --> 00:45:12.376 MIMI: Oh, no. 00:45:12.417 --> 00:45:14.461 Get away from the kids! 00:45:14.503 --> 00:45:15.713 Right now! 00:45:15.755 --> 00:45:17.547 What the hell is that thing? 00:45:17.589 --> 00:45:21.886 -Just remember your training. -There's no time. Shoot him! 00:45:27.516 --> 00:45:30.019 I should have let those hit you. 00:45:32.562 --> 00:45:35.607 MIMI: Hurry up, PG. We don't have all day. 00:45:38.568 --> 00:45:42.406 You are protectors of this realm? 00:45:42.447 --> 00:45:45.910 I was expecting something a bit more impressive. 00:45:45.951 --> 00:45:48.162 Who are you? 00:45:48.203 --> 00:45:50.455 Who am I? 00:45:50.497 --> 00:45:53.709 Let me show you, law dealer. 00:46:04.720 --> 00:46:07.139 [ PG laughs ] 00:46:07.181 --> 00:46:10.017 Ahh. 00:46:10.059 --> 00:46:13.395 I am your master now. 00:46:13.437 --> 00:46:15.940 [ Groans ] 00:46:18.108 --> 00:46:20.903 Tell your people darkness has fallen. 00:46:20.945 --> 00:46:23.572 Resist the eclipse of my power again 00:46:23.613 --> 00:46:25.199 and I will not show you the mercy 00:46:25.240 --> 00:46:27.910 I've shown your friend. 00:46:27.952 --> 00:46:30.495 Run. 00:46:34.208 --> 00:46:36.001 Vince, give me the key! 00:46:36.043 --> 00:46:38.670 [ Groans ] 00:46:51.266 --> 00:46:55.687 Here, another contestant for your game of nonsense. 00:46:58.107 --> 00:47:01.777 PG, now I have to start all over again. 00:47:01.819 --> 00:47:03.653 Okay, so there's two teams. 00:47:03.695 --> 00:47:05.280 Each team starts by throwing their ball 00:47:05.322 --> 00:47:08.868 as far away from the other team as possible. 00:47:08.909 --> 00:47:10.535 Do you get it? 00:47:10.577 --> 00:47:12.788 [ Groans ] 00:47:12.830 --> 00:47:15.040 See, he gets it. 00:47:15.082 --> 00:47:18.293 Glad one of you monster boys understands. 00:47:18.335 --> 00:47:20.045 That soulless husk is just telling you 00:47:20.087 --> 00:47:22.089 what you want to hear. 00:47:22.131 --> 00:47:24.967 Whatever, you're dumb, I get it. 00:47:25.009 --> 00:47:26.551 Let's play. 00:47:26.593 --> 00:47:28.178 [ Groans ] 00:47:30.055 --> 00:47:32.892 Oh, I get Alistair's done for the day. 00:47:32.933 --> 00:47:34.726 Bye, Alistair. 00:47:34.769 --> 00:47:39.189 I'll be right back, you morons. Don't move. 00:47:39.231 --> 00:47:41.108 Are you okay, buddy? 00:47:41.150 --> 00:47:44.069 Yeah, it's just -- 00:47:44.111 --> 00:47:45.780 What? 00:47:45.821 --> 00:47:49.825 Do you think I'll ever be normal again? 00:47:49.867 --> 00:47:53.620 Probably not. But who cares? 00:47:53.662 --> 00:47:56.040 I like you just the way you are. 00:47:57.624 --> 00:48:00.627 Oh, okay. 00:48:00.669 --> 00:48:05.049 Bye, Alistair! You beautiful blob. 00:48:08.052 --> 00:48:10.846 So the "F" word works in a lot of different ways. 00:48:10.888 --> 00:48:15.142 If you stub your toe, you can be like, "Ow, my frigging toe!" 00:48:15.184 --> 00:48:17.227 Or if you see something weird or crazy, 00:48:17.269 --> 00:48:19.229 you can be like, "What the frig?" 00:48:19.271 --> 00:48:22.149 But the best one is when you're telling someone off. 00:48:22.191 --> 00:48:26.111 You can be like -- you tell it to them, Luke. 00:48:26.153 --> 00:48:31.075 Frig off. 00:48:32.076 --> 00:48:33.994 Use that on someone you really hate. 00:48:34.036 --> 00:48:36.330 [ Gunshot ] 00:48:36.371 --> 00:48:39.083 [ Moans ] 00:48:41.668 --> 00:48:45.755 What is this? Some kind of special card? 00:48:45.797 --> 00:48:47.091 What is this junk?! 00:48:47.132 --> 00:48:49.051 I told you guys to write me love letters 00:48:49.093 --> 00:48:51.386 telling me how amazing I was! 00:48:51.428 --> 00:48:54.639 What a waste of beautiful card. 00:48:54.681 --> 00:48:57.017 What is love? 00:48:57.059 --> 00:49:02.772 You know, have you ever felt all warm and fuzzy about somebody? 00:49:02.814 --> 00:49:04.816 Like when you rip out your enemy's spine 00:49:04.859 --> 00:49:07.027 and display it to their grieving family? 00:49:07.069 --> 00:49:10.739 No, not -- no, not exactly. 00:49:10.780 --> 00:49:12.282 Love is... 00:49:12.324 --> 00:49:16.120 Love is a happy feeling towards somebody you care about. 00:49:16.161 --> 00:49:19.331 -[ Groans ] -You feel complete. 00:49:19.373 --> 00:49:20.958 Even if you didn't think you were missing something 00:49:21.000 --> 00:49:22.751 in the first place. 00:49:22.792 --> 00:49:26.796 All I feel is anger and hate. I will never be whole. 00:49:26.838 --> 00:49:30.800 Don't worry about it, PG. Love is for losers anyway. 00:49:30.842 --> 00:49:34.889 Oh, yeah? I thought you were so in love with Alistair. 00:49:34.930 --> 00:49:36.348 That doesn't count. 00:49:36.390 --> 00:49:38.642 We're just friends that are going to get married 00:49:38.683 --> 00:49:40.895 and be together forever. 00:49:40.936 --> 00:49:42.396 And fight a lot, like mom and dad do. 00:49:42.437 --> 00:49:45.232 PG, I don't like the way Luke's making fun of me. 00:49:45.274 --> 00:49:47.859 Kill him, please. 00:49:47.902 --> 00:49:49.904 No, please! 00:49:49.945 --> 00:49:53.073 Stop! 00:49:53.115 --> 00:49:55.284 Just kidding! 00:49:57.202 --> 00:50:00.455 Your face. You're such a scaredy cat. 00:50:00.497 --> 00:50:03.333 And you're just -- no! 00:50:03.375 --> 00:50:06.045 So close. 00:50:06.086 --> 00:50:07.296 That's it! 00:50:07.337 --> 00:50:10.257 Now you get to pull the wagon. 00:50:15.179 --> 00:50:16.305 [ Groans ] 00:50:16.346 --> 00:50:18.682 [ Gunshot ] 00:50:23.270 --> 00:50:25.314 Faster, you dog. 00:50:44.291 --> 00:50:47.211 Hey, buddy. You're safe now. 00:50:50.214 --> 00:50:52.716 It was horrible. 00:50:52.757 --> 00:50:54.301 His eyes. 00:50:54.343 --> 00:50:57.387 It's like he was looking into my soul. 00:50:57.429 --> 00:50:59.389 And Vince. 00:51:00.057 --> 00:51:02.726 [ Sobs ] 00:51:14.029 --> 00:51:17.824 Excuse me, human. I'm searching for a nameless evil 00:51:17.866 --> 00:51:19.994 that was buried here long ago. 00:51:20.035 --> 00:51:23.163 He's awoken and has most likely slaughtered 00:51:23.205 --> 00:51:25.957 half your people already. 00:51:26.000 --> 00:51:27.792 Have you seen him? 00:51:27.834 --> 00:51:32.339 No offense, ma'am, but that description is a little vague. 00:51:32.381 --> 00:51:35.884 I've seen him! That think that killed Vince! 00:51:35.925 --> 00:51:37.344 Emmett O'Brien, didn't you listen to a thing 00:51:37.386 --> 00:51:40.014 that this poor man says? 00:51:40.055 --> 00:51:42.349 No. 00:51:42.391 --> 00:51:45.935 God, you're a dumb ass. 00:51:45.977 --> 00:51:50.440 I must find him. Give me everything. 00:51:56.238 --> 00:51:58.823 [ Screaming ] 00:52:05.580 --> 00:52:06.915 [ Thunder rumbling ] 00:52:06.956 --> 00:52:09.543 Something's coming. 00:52:09.584 --> 00:52:12.046 MIMI: What? You got to dump? 00:52:28.145 --> 00:52:32.066 Welcome back to the land of the living, master. 00:52:32.107 --> 00:52:34.943 Spare me the theatrics, Dark Scream. 00:52:34.984 --> 00:52:36.236 What took you so long? 00:52:36.278 --> 00:52:38.238 We came as soon as we could, my lord. 00:52:38.280 --> 00:52:40.074 Let me be the first to say 00:52:40.115 --> 00:52:44.244 that we are all so very glad to see that you're alive. 00:52:44.286 --> 00:52:48.998 PG, are these silly little guys your friends? 00:52:49.040 --> 00:52:50.875 Why don't you introduce us? 00:52:50.917 --> 00:52:52.544 They don't look very friendly. 00:52:52.586 --> 00:52:58.425 Ah, yes, Paladins, this is Mimi and... 00:53:01.261 --> 00:53:02.637 her brother. 00:53:02.679 --> 00:53:05.014 It's Luke. 00:53:05.056 --> 00:53:07.851 You should know my name by now. 00:53:07.892 --> 00:53:11.521 They are the humans responsible for freeing me. 00:53:11.563 --> 00:53:14.524 That's right. You're welcome. 00:53:14.566 --> 00:53:17.611 Mimi has the Gem of Praxidice. 00:53:17.652 --> 00:53:21.281 Don't worry. She doesn't know how to use it. 00:53:21.323 --> 00:53:24.326 You may kill them now. 00:53:27.454 --> 00:53:30.207 [ Laughter ] 00:53:33.877 --> 00:53:36.630 You fool. Why would we do that? 00:53:36.671 --> 00:53:39.048 Excuse me? 00:53:39.090 --> 00:53:42.010 We like things the way they are now. 00:53:46.431 --> 00:53:48.392 You must be joking? 00:53:48.433 --> 00:53:50.894 Far from it, master. 00:53:50.935 --> 00:53:53.062 We are quite content with running the fifth moon 00:53:53.104 --> 00:53:56.441 of Gigax ourselves, sharing the duties equally. 00:53:56.483 --> 00:53:58.568 We take turns as the appointed leader 00:53:58.610 --> 00:54:00.570 so everyone gets a fair chance. 00:54:00.612 --> 00:54:03.990 As you can see, it is currently my turn. 00:54:04.032 --> 00:54:08.162 Let me guess, you made a deal with those righteous idiots, 00:54:08.203 --> 00:54:09.579 the Templars. 00:54:09.621 --> 00:54:11.331 In exchange for your imprisonment, 00:54:11.373 --> 00:54:15.084 they agreed to spare us any further inconveniences. 00:54:15.126 --> 00:54:18.463 I put my trust in the worst the galaxy has to offer, 00:54:18.505 --> 00:54:21.466 and this is how you repay me? 00:54:21.508 --> 00:54:24.344 I should have known better. 00:54:24.386 --> 00:54:27.431 Except for you, Cassius 3000. 00:54:27.472 --> 00:54:29.349 I always knew I couldn't trust you. 00:54:29.391 --> 00:54:33.978 Huh, come on. We all knew this day was coming. 00:54:34.020 --> 00:54:38.024 So why don't you lay down and die like a good little boy? 00:54:38.066 --> 00:54:41.027 Yeah, like a good little boy, yeah. 00:54:41.069 --> 00:54:43.112 PG: You imbeciles. 00:54:43.154 --> 00:54:46.283 Pandora's crusade will not stop with me. 00:54:46.325 --> 00:54:50.204 Her gaze will fall upon your wretched hides soon enough. 00:54:50.245 --> 00:54:53.248 Your shared crown is nothing but a symbol 00:54:53.290 --> 00:54:56.210 of your own incompetence. 00:54:56.251 --> 00:54:57.627 Then we will trade this crown 00:54:57.669 --> 00:55:00.547 for one made from your shattered skull. 00:55:00.589 --> 00:55:02.173 Kill him! 00:55:02.216 --> 00:55:04.218 PG, you jerk! 00:55:04.259 --> 00:55:06.553 Stop right there! 00:55:06.595 --> 00:55:10.056 What? No! 00:55:10.098 --> 00:55:11.350 What are you doing?! 00:55:11.391 --> 00:55:14.644 You told them to kill me! 00:55:14.686 --> 00:55:17.522 They're going to kill you instead. 00:55:17.564 --> 00:55:20.108 See how you like it. 00:55:37.709 --> 00:55:40.128 [ Laughing ] 00:55:41.796 --> 00:55:44.090 [ Laughing continues ] 00:55:44.132 --> 00:55:46.009 Ahh. 00:55:46.050 --> 00:55:48.428 How long is this going to go on for? 00:55:48.470 --> 00:55:50.096 What do you mean? 00:55:50.138 --> 00:55:52.015 [ Grunting ] 00:55:52.056 --> 00:55:54.183 I mean, shouldn't he apologize or something? 00:55:54.225 --> 00:55:57.228 No, it's all right. Hey, PG! 00:55:57.271 --> 00:55:59.105 -What?! -Apologize. 00:55:59.147 --> 00:56:00.357 I'm sorry. 00:56:00.399 --> 00:56:02.108 Not good enough. 00:56:02.150 --> 00:56:04.027 Let's try this again, but this time, 00:56:04.068 --> 00:56:06.655 you got to really mean it. 00:56:06.696 --> 00:56:09.283 A ruler never apologizes. 00:56:09.324 --> 00:56:11.743 It's a betrayal of everything I stand for. 00:56:11.785 --> 00:56:14.496 I would die -- Aah! 00:56:14.538 --> 00:56:16.456 Yes, scream for me. 00:56:16.498 --> 00:56:19.709 Fine, you don't want to give me a real apology, 00:56:19.751 --> 00:56:21.545 that's your problem. 00:56:21.586 --> 00:56:24.381 Come on, Luke. We go. 00:56:24.423 --> 00:56:27.133 Wait! 00:56:27.175 --> 00:56:28.593 Wait. 00:56:28.635 --> 00:56:32.221 Yeah, do you have something you'd like to say? 00:56:33.765 --> 00:56:37.268 I am truly sorry, little creature. 00:56:40.730 --> 00:56:43.608 Great. Apology accepted. 00:56:43.650 --> 00:56:46.027 Now, was that so hard? 00:56:46.069 --> 00:56:48.530 Go get them, dude. 00:57:10.885 --> 00:57:12.303 Yes! 00:57:13.555 --> 00:57:15.306 Ha-ha! 00:57:18.560 --> 00:57:20.144 [ Groaning ] 00:57:20.186 --> 00:57:22.146 [ Gunshots ] 00:57:29.904 --> 00:57:33.408 [ Gunshot ] 00:57:33.450 --> 00:57:35.159 Oh, my -- 00:57:40.582 --> 00:57:42.834 [ Grunts ] 00:57:56.264 --> 00:57:58.600 [ Laughs ] 00:58:01.853 --> 00:58:03.187 [ Grunts ] 00:58:03.229 --> 00:58:06.149 Taste of my magic, witch master. 00:58:07.108 --> 00:58:08.443 [ Screams ] 00:58:08.485 --> 00:58:11.405 [ PG laughs ] 00:58:14.240 --> 00:58:15.742 No way, lady. 00:58:15.784 --> 00:58:18.119 You chose this, now live with the consequences. 00:58:18.161 --> 00:58:19.245 [ Grunts ] 00:58:19.287 --> 00:58:21.122 [ Screams ] 00:58:45.271 --> 00:58:48.274 Please spare me. 00:58:49.568 --> 00:58:51.486 [ Laughs ] 00:58:55.281 --> 00:58:57.534 [ Groans ] 00:58:58.493 --> 00:59:01.287 PG: Look into the pool and see the horror that dwells 00:59:01.329 --> 00:59:03.665 inside true darkness. 00:59:05.584 --> 00:59:09.337 Do you see? That's where real darkness lies. 00:59:09.378 --> 00:59:11.756 Within ourselves. 00:59:11.798 --> 00:59:15.844 I...understand now. 00:59:15.885 --> 00:59:18.179 Good. 00:59:20.474 --> 00:59:22.559 [ Screams ] 00:59:31.901 --> 00:59:35.864 Maybe in the afterlife you can be crowned the king of fools. 00:59:35.905 --> 00:59:37.406 Gloat all you want. 00:59:37.448 --> 00:59:39.450 Soon enough the Templars will find you. 00:59:39.493 --> 00:59:42.662 And throw you back in your dark prison forever. 00:59:42.704 --> 00:59:46.708 Despite being a gibbering idiot, you fought honorably. 00:59:46.750 --> 00:59:50.920 So I will give you a warriors death. 00:59:50.962 --> 00:59:52.506 No, please. 00:59:52.547 --> 00:59:54.841 [ Roars ] 01:00:06.686 --> 01:00:09.397 [ Retching ] 01:00:14.528 --> 01:00:18.364 The horrors you've just witnessed cannot be unseen. 01:00:18.406 --> 01:00:20.491 Your young minds will carry this 01:00:20.534 --> 01:00:23.995 until it consumes you in a miserable death. 01:00:24.037 --> 01:00:26.873 Cool. 01:00:26.915 --> 01:00:28.917 Can we go home now? 01:00:28.958 --> 01:00:30.710 Yes. 01:00:30.752 --> 01:00:33.254 It's time to rest. 01:00:33.296 --> 01:00:35.298 [ Thuds ] 01:00:36.591 --> 01:00:39.844 PG, what's wrong? 01:00:39.886 --> 01:00:41.387 I'm dying. 01:00:41.429 --> 01:00:42.764 -What?! -What?! 01:00:42.806 --> 01:00:44.432 Of course. 01:00:44.473 --> 01:00:46.601 They must have saved my blood from the battle 01:00:46.643 --> 01:00:49.395 of the zone keepers and cursed their blades with it. 01:00:49.437 --> 01:00:50.855 [ Groans ] 01:00:50.897 --> 01:00:52.982 Clever move, Dark Scream. [ Groans ] 01:00:53.024 --> 01:00:55.484 LUKE: We can't move him ourselves. 01:00:55.526 --> 01:00:56.695 We need to call for help. 01:00:56.736 --> 01:00:58.404 Great idea, dingus! 01:00:58.446 --> 01:01:00.281 How are we going to do that?! 01:01:00.323 --> 01:01:02.867 Well, I don't know, cowboy cat, 01:01:02.909 --> 01:01:05.954 what is the difference between a saddle and a can of paint? 01:01:05.995 --> 01:01:10.374 -You're going to love this one. -What is this? What is that? 01:01:10.416 --> 01:01:13.502 Oh, yeah. I bought a new TV. 01:01:13.544 --> 01:01:15.546 In other news, I'm going to take a couple of weeks off work 01:01:15.589 --> 01:01:16.965 till my hand can heal completely. 01:01:17.006 --> 01:01:18.925 So you might want to pick up a few extra shifts 01:01:18.967 --> 01:01:20.635 at the pharmacy. 01:01:20.677 --> 01:01:23.304 You dumped me for this beauty. 01:01:23.346 --> 01:01:26.099 -No! -Hey. What the frig? 01:01:26.140 --> 01:01:28.434 Maybe you should pull up your pants, huh? 01:01:28.476 --> 01:01:30.937 Just hike them up, pack up your precious TV, 01:01:30.979 --> 01:01:32.814 get your lazy ass out of this house. 01:01:32.856 --> 01:01:35.274 Lazy? 01:01:35.316 --> 01:01:37.526 How dare you! 01:01:37.568 --> 01:01:39.445 You know how much I hate that word. 01:01:39.487 --> 01:01:41.906 My parents used it, my teachers used it. 01:01:41.948 --> 01:01:43.742 And now you? 01:01:43.783 --> 01:01:45.744 Shame on you, Susan. 01:01:45.785 --> 01:01:48.329 You're better than that. 01:01:48.371 --> 01:01:50.456 You know what I hate, Greg? 01:01:50.498 --> 01:01:53.960 I hate how you will find any excuse you can 01:01:54.002 --> 01:01:56.504 not to go to work, help with the kids, 01:01:56.545 --> 01:01:59.633 do anything whatsoever around the house. 01:01:59.674 --> 01:02:02.802 Oh, I don't do a damn thing, huh? 01:02:02.844 --> 01:02:05.471 Let's have it. What do you do, huh? 01:02:11.602 --> 01:02:14.355 I'm waiting. 01:02:14.397 --> 01:02:16.357 Oh, you think you're frigging better than me, huh? 01:02:16.399 --> 01:02:18.401 You think you're frigging better than me, huh? 01:02:18.442 --> 01:02:20.319 Well I have a BA in English. 01:02:20.361 --> 01:02:21.738 What have you done with your life? 01:02:21.780 --> 01:02:24.908 Huh? What have you done with your life? 01:02:24.949 --> 01:02:26.993 I ask you. 01:02:44.635 --> 01:02:47.555 [ Roars ] 01:02:48.514 --> 01:02:49.683 [ Screams ] 01:02:49.724 --> 01:02:51.017 Find me! 01:02:51.059 --> 01:02:53.770 Find me or you all die! 01:02:53.812 --> 01:03:01.652 Aaaah! 01:03:01.695 --> 01:03:04.989 [ Greg gasps ] 01:03:05.865 --> 01:03:07.867 What the frig?! 01:03:10.494 --> 01:03:12.706 Where am I going? 01:03:13.497 --> 01:03:15.624 [ Roaring ] 01:03:15.666 --> 01:03:18.920 The ravine near highway 11 and Ryerson Avenue! 01:03:18.962 --> 01:03:20.504 Aaah! 01:03:20.546 --> 01:03:22.465 [ Gasps ] 01:03:22.506 --> 01:03:24.383 Oh! Oh! 01:03:24.425 --> 01:03:26.052 [ Sighs ] 01:03:29.138 --> 01:03:31.515 I don't know where that is. 01:03:31.557 --> 01:03:33.017 Aaaah! 01:03:33.059 --> 01:03:34.560 Go south of Prescott Road 01:03:34.602 --> 01:03:37.105 until you reach the second set of lights! 01:03:37.146 --> 01:03:39.648 Go! 01:03:39.690 --> 01:03:41.025 -Come on! -Hurry! 01:03:41.067 --> 01:03:44.612 Over here! Go faster! 01:03:44.653 --> 01:03:46.030 Right here! 01:03:46.072 --> 01:03:48.116 No, no, no. 01:03:49.075 --> 01:03:50.409 Aaah! 01:03:50.451 --> 01:03:52.536 [ Groans ] 01:03:53.747 --> 01:03:55.664 I'm sorry, PG. 01:03:55.706 --> 01:03:58.459 You should be. This is all your doing. 01:03:58.501 --> 01:04:01.838 Could you move over and make room for my wagon please? 01:04:09.012 --> 01:04:11.514 Thanks, bud. 01:04:14.142 --> 01:04:16.602 You think I'm lazy, PG? 01:05:01.147 --> 01:05:03.524 Who's mom talking to? 01:05:03.566 --> 01:05:06.735 Kids, kids get out of the truck and come inside. 01:05:06.777 --> 01:05:08.571 Why? Who's the skirt? 01:05:08.612 --> 01:05:10.073 She needs to talk to your friend, okay? 01:05:10.114 --> 01:05:12.200 It isn't safe out here. 01:05:12.241 --> 01:05:14.077 Come, children. 01:05:14.118 --> 01:05:18.122 You don't want to be anywhere near that...thing. 01:05:18.164 --> 01:05:20.124 Pandora. 01:05:20.166 --> 01:05:24.128 I see you've come to cleanse the universe of me once again. 01:05:24.170 --> 01:05:27.131 Immaculate timing as always. 01:05:27.173 --> 01:05:30.009 Drop the disguise and show these humans the face 01:05:30.051 --> 01:05:32.303 they will bow to once you enslave them 01:05:32.345 --> 01:05:34.805 into endless servitude. 01:05:34.848 --> 01:05:36.140 Endless servitude? 01:05:36.182 --> 01:05:39.102 Sounds like being married to you, Susan. 01:05:39.143 --> 01:05:41.229 Greg, shut up and get out of the truck. 01:05:41.270 --> 01:05:42.981 Kids, come inside, okay? 01:05:43.022 --> 01:05:45.149 Let these two figure their shit out. 01:05:45.191 --> 01:05:47.776 Dad, don't. 01:05:47.818 --> 01:05:49.778 Just do what she says, child. 01:05:49.820 --> 01:05:50.905 I will not ask you again. 01:05:50.947 --> 01:05:52.740 Uh, excuse me? 01:05:52.781 --> 01:05:56.119 You don't talk to me like that. 01:05:56.160 --> 01:05:58.662 Luke, here's my idea. 01:05:58.704 --> 01:06:01.790 You go beat her up, and we'll drive away. 01:06:01.832 --> 01:06:03.834 She doesn't look that tough. 01:06:03.877 --> 01:06:06.880 PG: Do not let her weak human skin fool you. 01:06:06.921 --> 01:06:09.924 She will strike you down immediately. 01:06:09.966 --> 01:06:13.052 Good to know. Thanks, PG. Luke, beat her up. 01:06:13.094 --> 01:06:14.845 LUKE: But PG just said -- 01:06:14.888 --> 01:06:18.141 Shut up, your wiener, and go fight her like a hero! 01:06:18.182 --> 01:06:20.309 Do it now! 01:06:23.562 --> 01:06:24.981 You know what, Mimi? 01:06:25.023 --> 01:06:27.691 I can't. I just can't. 01:06:27.733 --> 01:06:30.028 You go beat up that lady right now! 01:06:30.069 --> 01:06:32.613 I'll bash her brains if you don't. 01:06:32.655 --> 01:06:35.158 This has gone too far. I've had enough. 01:06:35.199 --> 01:06:36.951 You can't push me around anymore. 01:06:36.993 --> 01:06:40.163 Fine! Then you're out of the band! 01:06:40.204 --> 01:06:42.706 Greg, for once in your lazy ass life, 01:06:42.748 --> 01:06:44.708 you don't actually have to do anything, okay? 01:06:44.750 --> 01:06:48.004 Just get out of the truck and come inside. 01:07:02.810 --> 01:07:04.728 How's this for lazy, Susan? 01:07:04.770 --> 01:07:06.189 [ Engine starts ] 01:07:06.230 --> 01:07:07.773 Greg. 01:07:07.815 --> 01:07:10.026 Hang on, kiddo. 01:07:10.068 --> 01:07:14.072 Greg, don't even thing about it! 01:07:14.113 --> 01:07:17.616 MIMI: Bye! 01:07:22.455 --> 01:07:25.624 We must act fast before he's able to regenerate. 01:07:25.666 --> 01:07:27.793 This beast will consume all the light in the universe 01:07:27.835 --> 01:07:29.087 if we don't stop him. 01:07:29.128 --> 01:07:31.922 SUSAN: Okay. So what do we do? 01:07:31.965 --> 01:07:34.133 Follow me. 01:07:36.802 --> 01:07:39.305 MIMI: Slowly, slowly. 01:07:40.431 --> 01:07:43.851 Gonna wrap you up, okay, PG? 01:07:44.393 --> 01:07:48.731 I feel my life slipping away. 01:07:48.772 --> 01:07:51.067 Stay with me, PG. 01:07:51.109 --> 01:07:52.776 I'm not going to let you go. 01:07:52.818 --> 01:07:56.280 There's only one remedy for this curse. 01:07:56.322 --> 01:07:59.242 You must give me the gem. 01:07:59.283 --> 01:08:01.285 What? 01:08:01.327 --> 01:08:04.913 No, no, you'll kill everybody. 01:08:04.955 --> 01:08:07.250 PG: It's the only way. 01:08:07.291 --> 01:08:09.668 The gem is linked to my life force. 01:08:09.710 --> 01:08:14.757 Once it's in my possession, I will regain my strength. 01:08:19.803 --> 01:08:21.097 Excuse me. 01:08:21.139 --> 01:08:23.182 Mr. Goreman. 01:08:25.309 --> 01:08:27.895 Can I get a moment alone with my daughter, please? 01:08:30.689 --> 01:08:32.900 Thank you. 01:08:45.329 --> 01:08:47.415 How you doing? 01:08:47.456 --> 01:08:49.958 Dad, I'm sacred. 01:08:50.000 --> 01:08:52.253 I don't know what to do. 01:08:52.295 --> 01:08:55.256 First off, that's a lie. 01:08:55.298 --> 01:08:56.882 I know for a fact you've never been scared 01:08:56.924 --> 01:08:59.093 of anything in your life. 01:08:59.135 --> 01:09:02.305 That's true. 01:09:02.346 --> 01:09:08.769 Look, I know I'm not a good dad or a smart dad. 01:09:08.811 --> 01:09:11.189 But I still have some dad wisdom for you. 01:09:13.107 --> 01:09:17.361 When I was your age, a weird guy in a van outside my school asked 01:09:17.403 --> 01:09:20.156 if I wanted to see his baseball cards. 01:09:20.198 --> 01:09:21.990 I said yes without thinking. 01:09:22.032 --> 01:09:24.160 And he took me in the back of his van 01:09:24.202 --> 01:09:28.038 and showed me his giant collection 01:09:28.081 --> 01:09:31.917 of pristine baseball cards. 01:09:31.959 --> 01:09:34.044 I had a lot of fun. 01:09:34.087 --> 01:09:37.381 And I'm thankful I put my trust in that creepy weirdo. 01:09:38.966 --> 01:09:43.804 So I think you should trust your weird murdering monster friend. 01:09:43.846 --> 01:09:46.056 It's the grown up thing to do. 01:09:48.434 --> 01:09:51.562 Thanks, Dad. That makes a lot of sense. 01:09:51.604 --> 01:09:53.439 GREG: No problem, kiddo. 01:09:53.481 --> 01:09:55.858 I need a bit of a think. 01:09:55.899 --> 01:09:58.319 I'll be in my office if you need me. 01:10:05.075 --> 01:10:07.911 Your partner made a very poor choice taking the evil one 01:10:07.953 --> 01:10:10.080 from us. 01:10:22.218 --> 01:10:25.263 Oh, wow! 01:10:25.304 --> 01:10:27.556 My mistake was letting him live. 01:10:27.598 --> 01:10:31.144 It was selfish of me to want him to suffer forever. 01:10:31.185 --> 01:10:34.397 I won't make that mistake again. 01:10:34.438 --> 01:10:36.899 Drink it. 01:10:36.940 --> 01:10:39.026 It's time for you to stand beside me 01:10:39.067 --> 01:10:42.238 and right the wrongs of this universe. 01:10:42.280 --> 01:10:44.114 I'll drink that. 01:10:47.576 --> 01:10:49.036 [ Gasps ] 01:10:49.077 --> 01:10:51.247 [ Glass thuds ] 01:10:51.289 --> 01:10:53.081 Is it gross? 01:10:53.123 --> 01:10:56.294 [ Gasps ] 01:11:01.048 --> 01:11:02.925 The final battle has begun. 01:11:02.966 --> 01:11:06.554 The fate of the universe rests in Pandora's hands. 01:11:07.930 --> 01:11:09.307 And what if she fails? 01:11:09.348 --> 01:11:11.267 Then there will be no stopping him. 01:11:11.309 --> 01:11:13.561 She is our last hope. 01:11:13.602 --> 01:11:18.023 Stop hogging these blugels. They're for everyone. 01:11:18.065 --> 01:11:19.858 [ Slurping ] 01:11:21.652 --> 01:11:24.988 Pass those blugels. 01:11:42.089 --> 01:11:44.174 Hi, God. 01:11:44.217 --> 01:11:47.052 Now, I know I don't do all the goody two-shoes stuff 01:11:47.094 --> 01:11:51.557 you say everybody should do, but I can't help it. 01:11:51.599 --> 01:11:54.560 And I'll do whatever the heck I want, okay? 01:11:56.229 --> 01:11:58.981 Anyways, I need your advice. 01:11:59.022 --> 01:12:03.402 A huge battle between evil and worse evil is about to go down. 01:12:03.444 --> 01:12:06.447 [ Sighs ] And I have a very big decision to make. 01:12:11.034 --> 01:12:13.203 What shades should I wear? 01:12:13.246 --> 01:12:15.163 That's a trick question. 01:12:15.205 --> 01:12:18.000 I know I'm going to wear the zebra ones. 01:12:18.041 --> 01:12:22.421 In conclusion, why am I even talking to you? 01:12:22.463 --> 01:12:27.092 There's a new God in town, and his name is Psycho Goreman. 01:12:27.134 --> 01:12:29.928 And he's coming for you, buddy. 01:12:32.765 --> 01:12:35.100 [ Cross clatters ] 01:12:37.686 --> 01:12:41.064 So this TV won't stop bleeding. 01:12:41.106 --> 01:12:43.442 Okay, here's the deal, man. 01:12:43.484 --> 01:12:46.529 I'll give you the gem so you can kill that mean lady. 01:12:46.570 --> 01:12:50.157 But you have to promise that you won't kill us, okay? 01:12:50.198 --> 01:12:53.201 I will not kill you, little creature. 01:12:53.243 --> 01:12:55.037 Or your family of idiots. 01:12:55.078 --> 01:12:57.498 Do you mean it? 01:12:57.540 --> 01:12:59.500 Yes. 01:13:01.419 --> 01:13:03.379 Wait, what about telling him not to kill everybody else 01:13:03.421 --> 01:13:05.298 on the planet? 01:13:05.339 --> 01:13:08.676 Oh, yeah. Oops. 01:13:08.717 --> 01:13:12.137 Oops is right. 01:13:12.179 --> 01:13:13.597 Oh, crud. 01:13:13.639 --> 01:13:17.184 What? Where's the gem? 01:13:31.782 --> 01:13:34.535 Your time is up, evil one. 01:13:34.577 --> 01:13:36.745 Oh, man! Get out of here, lady! 01:13:36.787 --> 01:13:39.582 Step aside, Mimi! 01:13:41.375 --> 01:13:44.378 Mom? 01:13:44.420 --> 01:13:46.254 Susan? 01:13:51.635 --> 01:13:53.429 -Hi. -Shut up, thief. 01:13:53.471 --> 01:13:55.598 PANDORA: Just walk away, child. 01:13:55.639 --> 01:13:59.727 It's time I rid the universe of this cursed thing. 01:13:59.768 --> 01:14:01.437 Give me the gem, boy. 01:14:01.479 --> 01:14:04.231 No, not until my family is safe. 01:14:04.272 --> 01:14:05.691 That's the deal. 01:14:05.733 --> 01:14:07.693 You don't get it. 01:14:07.735 --> 01:14:09.319 Do you, lady? 01:14:09.362 --> 01:14:12.448 Nobody tells me what to do. 01:14:12.490 --> 01:14:16.494 Not you, not her, not him. 01:14:16.535 --> 01:14:18.245 Yeah. 01:14:18.286 --> 01:14:21.206 Not the president. Not anybody! 01:14:21.248 --> 01:14:23.291 Mimi, this is serious! 01:14:23.333 --> 01:14:24.752 Stop it right now! 01:14:24.793 --> 01:14:27.087 Never, ever, ever! 01:14:27.129 --> 01:14:29.047 That's some good parenting, honey. 01:14:29.089 --> 01:14:31.216 I wish I could help. 01:14:31.258 --> 01:14:34.595 I'm just too damn lazy. 01:14:34.637 --> 01:14:37.139 You! 01:14:37.180 --> 01:14:38.682 Whoa. 01:14:38.724 --> 01:14:40.768 Susan. 01:14:40.809 --> 01:14:42.352 Think about what you're doing here. 01:14:42.395 --> 01:14:43.396 Hey. 01:14:43.437 --> 01:14:44.688 Aaaah! 01:14:44.730 --> 01:14:46.399 Mimi, stop! 01:14:46.440 --> 01:14:49.317 MIMI: Shut up, you fat traitor! 01:14:55.574 --> 01:14:58.744 PG: Killing me won't bring back the thousands of warriors 01:14:58.786 --> 01:15:01.288 I've massacred with my bare hands. 01:15:01.329 --> 01:15:05.459 No, but ending you will light a new dawn for my people. 01:15:05.501 --> 01:15:09.379 And I shall lead the galaxy toward a bright future, 01:15:09.422 --> 01:15:13.383 built on a law and order of the Templars. 01:15:14.134 --> 01:15:19.056 Go, Pandora! I believe in you. I've always believed in you. 01:15:21.767 --> 01:15:25.896 Just couldn't stay away from the TV, could you, Greg? 01:15:25.938 --> 01:15:28.732 Susan, I would still forgive you for this 01:15:28.774 --> 01:15:31.318 if you stopped right now. 01:15:32.570 --> 01:15:34.362 I'll go to therapy now if you want, 01:15:34.404 --> 01:15:37.575 if you still want to do that. if that's what you still want. 01:15:42.788 --> 01:15:44.790 [ Grunting ] 01:15:45.248 --> 01:15:47.626 Come on, yes! 01:15:47.668 --> 01:15:48.794 Die! 01:15:48.836 --> 01:15:50.713 Please. Don't. 01:15:50.754 --> 01:15:53.841 SUSAN: I've been doing a lot of thinking, Greg. 01:15:54.717 --> 01:15:57.302 [ Clattering ] 01:15:58.846 --> 01:16:03.476 I think you're the cause of all the headaches in my life. 01:16:03.517 --> 01:16:04.602 [ Coughs ] 01:16:04.643 --> 01:16:08.522 And I think it's payback time! 01:16:08.564 --> 01:16:11.900 Susan, you're choking me. 01:16:11.942 --> 01:16:15.488 Give me the gem. Don't make me use this, bro. 01:16:15.529 --> 01:16:18.115 LUKE: It's just like Dad said. 01:16:18.156 --> 01:16:22.202 People are the real monsters. 01:16:22.244 --> 01:16:24.788 And you're one of them. 01:16:32.379 --> 01:16:34.422 PG: Is it not part of the Templar code 01:16:34.464 --> 01:16:39.678 to allow a defeated foe one last chance for battle, if requested? 01:16:39.720 --> 01:16:42.848 The Templar code says lots of things. 01:16:42.890 --> 01:16:46.810 You are weak, and we have the gem. 01:16:46.852 --> 01:16:49.938 There is no way you could defeat me in battle. 01:16:49.980 --> 01:16:53.734 I do not request hand-to-hand combat. 01:16:53.776 --> 01:16:57.320 If you are truly the warrior you claim to be, 01:16:57.362 --> 01:17:00.323 you will honor this request. 01:17:08.206 --> 01:17:10.417 PANDORA: Name your contest. 01:17:10.458 --> 01:17:14.421 I will defeat you no matter the circumstance. 01:17:21.386 --> 01:17:23.597 Mimi! 01:17:23.639 --> 01:17:25.808 Huh? 01:17:28.686 --> 01:17:30.896 You will decide the contest. 01:17:34.817 --> 01:17:38.696 Okay, you three will be Team Suck. 01:17:38.737 --> 01:17:41.364 You two plus me will be Team Hero. 01:17:41.406 --> 01:17:44.367 If Team Hero wins, we get the gem. 01:17:44.409 --> 01:17:48.789 And if Team Suck wins, you can have PG. 01:17:48.831 --> 01:17:50.373 Got it? 01:17:50.415 --> 01:17:53.210 Could you explain the switcheroo part again? 01:17:53.251 --> 01:17:55.921 Nope. Should have paid attention. 01:17:55.963 --> 01:17:58.674 Okay, chumps, let's do this. 01:18:01.677 --> 01:18:03.887 Ready... 01:18:06.431 --> 01:18:08.475 Set... 01:18:08.516 --> 01:18:11.519 Still love you, Susan. 01:18:11.561 --> 01:18:14.564 -Crazy Ball! -Crazy Ball! 01:18:27.577 --> 01:18:29.579 Ow! 01:18:35.293 --> 01:18:36.503 [ Sighs ] 01:18:36.544 --> 01:18:39.798 I don't understand sports. 01:18:39.840 --> 01:18:41.717 No. 01:18:45.428 --> 01:18:47.389 Quick! 01:18:47.430 --> 01:18:48.807 Do Jumping Jacks! 01:18:48.849 --> 01:18:50.726 Crazy Ball. Crazy Ball. 01:18:50.768 --> 01:18:51.894 What are Jumping Jacks again? 01:18:51.935 --> 01:18:53.979 Oh, for fuck's sake. 01:18:54.021 --> 01:18:56.774 Where are your gods tonight now, Pandora? 01:18:59.526 --> 01:19:01.904 Aah! 01:19:04.782 --> 01:19:06.742 Yeah! 01:19:12.122 --> 01:19:15.417 I win butt bonus. [ Laughs ] 01:19:18.461 --> 01:19:20.380 66 points. 01:19:20.422 --> 01:19:22.716 One more point and Team Suck wins. 01:19:22.758 --> 01:19:24.426 Dream on, back stabber. 01:19:24.467 --> 01:19:27.971 This is for the time you made me eat my own sand castle. 01:19:28.013 --> 01:19:29.765 I was helping you! 01:19:29.807 --> 01:19:34.352 Now that beautiful sand castle will be with you forever! 01:19:34.394 --> 01:19:38.523 I was so sick I had to miss a week of school. 01:19:38.565 --> 01:19:40.859 You're welcome! 01:19:46.865 --> 01:19:49.534 The switcheroo. 01:19:51.119 --> 01:19:53.914 If they get the switcheroo, they'll win! 01:19:53.956 --> 01:19:57.334 Oh, this game is complete nonsense. 01:20:00.754 --> 01:20:04.382 Eeny, meeny, miny, moe. 01:20:04.424 --> 01:20:08.511 Dumb dumb chuck, here we go! 01:20:17.187 --> 01:20:19.356 Yes! 01:20:19.397 --> 01:20:21.524 I win again. 01:20:21.566 --> 01:20:23.318 We win! 01:20:25.821 --> 01:20:28.448 Aaah! 01:20:28.490 --> 01:20:31.659 How does failure taste, Pandora? 01:20:33.620 --> 01:20:35.580 Now give me the gem. 01:20:35.622 --> 01:20:38.000 I will humor this no longer. 01:20:39.752 --> 01:20:41.837 [ Groans ] 01:20:41.879 --> 01:20:43.797 No way! 01:20:46.591 --> 01:20:48.051 What are you doing?! 01:20:48.093 --> 01:20:50.012 The beast must die! 01:20:50.053 --> 01:20:51.721 Mimi, get out! 01:20:51.764 --> 01:20:53.056 No! 01:20:53.098 --> 01:20:55.017 I'll protect you, PG. 01:20:55.058 --> 01:20:57.519 Aaah! 01:20:57.560 --> 01:21:00.105 Luke, give me the gem! 01:21:00.147 --> 01:21:03.650 Please throw it to me, you dork! 01:21:03.691 --> 01:21:05.944 [ Groans ] 01:21:07.905 --> 01:21:10.657 I don't know. 01:21:10.698 --> 01:21:14.661 You're always so mean to me, and I just wish that you would 01:21:14.702 --> 01:21:17.873 say you were sorry for once. 01:21:19.124 --> 01:21:21.043 And I'm always there for you when you need me, 01:21:21.084 --> 01:21:23.586 but I thought we were a team. 01:21:23.628 --> 01:21:26.423 And you're always beating me up and calling me names. 01:21:26.464 --> 01:21:30.135 ♪ I'm the heckin' best 01:21:30.177 --> 01:21:34.556 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah 01:21:34.597 --> 01:21:37.935 ♪ Frig all the rest 01:21:37.976 --> 01:21:41.104 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah 01:21:42.647 --> 01:21:46.193 ♪ I'm the hecking best 01:21:46.234 --> 01:21:50.447 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah 01:21:50.488 --> 01:21:52.074 What is this? 01:21:52.115 --> 01:21:54.117 Is this love? 01:21:54.159 --> 01:21:56.119 Yes, silly. 01:21:56.161 --> 01:21:59.497 Sing along. 01:21:59.539 --> 01:22:03.460 ♪ Frig off 01:22:03.501 --> 01:22:07.089 ♪ Frig you 01:22:07.130 --> 01:22:09.674 ♪ You're not my boss 01:22:09.716 --> 01:22:13.553 ♪ You don't tell me what to do 01:22:15.931 --> 01:22:19.601 ♪ Frig off 01:22:19.642 --> 01:22:21.979 ♪ Frig you 01:22:23.981 --> 01:22:26.149 ♪ You're not my boss 01:22:26.191 --> 01:22:30.445 ♪ You don't tell me what do 01:22:34.741 --> 01:22:36.826 Frig yourself. 01:22:42.207 --> 01:22:46.503 You are not worthy of the gifts I have bestowed upon you. 01:22:51.841 --> 01:22:53.551 Susan? 01:22:55.762 --> 01:22:58.974 Greg. 01:22:59.016 --> 01:23:00.600 Hey. 01:23:00.642 --> 01:23:04.646 Yeah, you need to take me to the hospital, okay? 01:23:04.687 --> 01:23:08.733 I can't feel my hand. I think it might be broken. 01:23:08.775 --> 01:23:10.277 Luke, can you drive? 01:23:10.318 --> 01:23:15.782 -No. -The judgment is... 01:23:15.823 --> 01:23:17.993 death. 01:23:18.035 --> 01:23:21.621 [ Grunts ] 01:23:21.663 --> 01:23:25.167 You're toast now, you big metal moron. 01:23:35.718 --> 01:23:37.720 Even with your powers restored, 01:23:37.762 --> 01:23:40.933 how can you expect to defeat my holy blade? 01:23:40.974 --> 01:23:44.061 You are defenseless against me. 01:23:44.102 --> 01:23:46.854 Then I'll make my own. 01:23:50.233 --> 01:23:55.948 [ Gasps ] 01:24:29.439 --> 01:24:33.276 You'll not stand between me and my holy destiny. 01:24:35.237 --> 01:24:37.239 Frig off. 01:24:57.092 --> 01:24:59.219 I'm not going to say it. 01:24:59.261 --> 01:25:01.179 But I have something to tell you. 01:25:38.341 --> 01:25:41.844 Not my hunky boys! 01:25:41.886 --> 01:25:44.389 Aaaah! 01:25:54.191 --> 01:25:56.818 You have no idea what you've done. 01:25:56.859 --> 01:25:59.696 The universe as you know it is finished. 01:25:59.737 --> 01:26:00.947 [ Groans ] 01:26:00.988 --> 01:26:03.783 Thank you. 01:26:03.825 --> 01:26:05.118 I'm proud of you guys. 01:26:05.160 --> 01:26:07.954 PANDORA: Finish me, nameless one. 01:26:07.995 --> 01:26:10.957 Get this over with so that I can be at peace. 01:26:10.998 --> 01:26:13.418 There will never be peace for you. 01:26:13.460 --> 01:26:15.253 I've been to the after world, 01:26:15.295 --> 01:26:20.007 and it's a place where fools like you suffer the worst. 01:26:20.049 --> 01:26:22.719 And my name is... 01:26:22.760 --> 01:26:25.347 Psycho Goreman. 01:26:28.141 --> 01:26:30.310 That's a beautiful name. 01:26:30.352 --> 01:26:32.104 You fought with honor. 01:26:32.145 --> 01:26:35.190 It's only fitting I give you a warriors death. 01:26:35.232 --> 01:26:37.484 No, not that! 01:26:37.525 --> 01:26:39.777 No! 01:26:39.819 --> 01:26:41.363 -Let's go. -Oh, no. 01:26:41.404 --> 01:26:42.822 What is he doing? 01:26:42.864 --> 01:26:44.699 Oh, you don't want to see this. 01:26:44.741 --> 01:26:47.452 [ Growling, screaming ] 01:26:53.916 --> 01:26:57.962 You know, I remember when this used to be a shoe factory. 01:27:08.390 --> 01:27:11.893 Delicious. 01:27:11.934 --> 01:27:13.978 Well, what now? 01:27:14.020 --> 01:27:16.939 Now I will do what I was meant to do -- 01:27:16.981 --> 01:27:18.733 destroy everything. 01:27:18.775 --> 01:27:21.944 The age of chaos begins anew. 01:27:21.986 --> 01:27:26.449 Yes, and? 01:27:26.491 --> 01:27:29.744 And I will spare your lives. 01:27:37.460 --> 01:27:40.046 Take it. 01:27:40.087 --> 01:27:41.464 Really? 01:27:41.506 --> 01:27:45.343 I don't need it anymore, little one. 01:27:45.385 --> 01:27:49.181 For the first time in centuries I feel whole. 01:27:49.222 --> 01:27:52.058 Thanks to your family, I now know that true power 01:27:52.099 --> 01:27:54.811 comes from within. 01:27:54.852 --> 01:27:57.397 The power of love. 01:27:57.439 --> 01:27:59.106 What? 01:27:59.148 --> 01:28:00.942 Goodbye, Mimi. 01:28:00.983 --> 01:28:05.405 Goodbye, Greg and Susan and... 01:28:05.447 --> 01:28:08.074 boy. 01:28:08.115 --> 01:28:11.203 It's time for me to take this new found power 01:28:11.244 --> 01:28:14.789 and use it to destroy the galaxy. 01:28:19.126 --> 01:28:21.463 PG, wait! 01:28:58.583 --> 01:29:03.129 Well, we learned a lot today. 01:29:03.170 --> 01:29:05.340 About what? 01:29:07.008 --> 01:29:09.886 Okay, okay, let's go to the hospital. 01:29:09.927 --> 01:29:14.891 Okay, Greg, come on. Come. This way. 01:29:14.932 --> 01:29:16.851 Whoa, okay. 01:29:16.893 --> 01:29:20.062 [ Engine starts ] 01:29:35.703 --> 01:29:38.498 Chaos has erupted in downtown Spangler Springs 01:29:38.540 --> 01:29:41.000 as police are powerless to stop the rampage 01:29:41.042 --> 01:29:44.546 of what can only be described as a giant naked purple man. 01:29:44.587 --> 01:29:47.549 Alistair, come on it's time for dinner. 01:30:39.476 --> 01:30:43.688 ♪ Two heads, one heart 01:30:43.730 --> 01:30:48.025 ♪ Every reason to bite 01:30:48.067 --> 01:30:52.447 ♪ He fights for justice, redemption, and love ♪ 01:30:52.489 --> 01:30:57.326 ♪ He will stop till he bathes in their blood ♪ 01:31:23.310 --> 01:31:25.980 [ Sighs ] 01:31:26.022 --> 01:31:29.567 He doesn't know how to find us, does he? 01:31:29.609 --> 01:31:31.653 [ Sighs ] 01:31:31.694 --> 01:31:36.616 Right. Well, luckily, Cortex has a plan B. 01:31:38.367 --> 01:31:41.621 There's always a way out. 01:31:41.663 --> 01:31:46.125 So who wants to kill themselves first? 01:31:56.177 --> 01:31:58.304 ♪ A nameless evil once buried forever ♪ 01:31:58.345 --> 01:32:00.640 ♪ Now he's awake, and he's ready for terror ♪ 01:32:00.682 --> 01:32:02.600 ♪ But hold up, wait, there's a catch ♪ 01:32:02.642 --> 01:32:05.186 ♪ This kid Mimi has a plan to hatch ♪ 01:32:05.227 --> 01:32:07.313 ♪ With the magic, she has the power ♪ 01:32:07.354 --> 01:32:09.607 ♪ The monster's her friend, it's her finest hour ♪ 01:32:09.649 --> 01:32:11.693 ♪ They'll go adventures, cause all kinds of trouble ♪ 01:32:11.734 --> 01:32:14.278 ♪ Blow up the world and dance on the rubble ♪ 01:32:14.320 --> 01:32:16.405 ♪ First he needs a name 01:32:16.448 --> 01:32:18.616 ♪ Something cool, it can't be lame ♪ 01:32:18.658 --> 01:32:20.785 ♪ That's when it struck her so cool and so mean ♪ 01:32:20.827 --> 01:32:23.663 ♪ The monster will be named PG 01:32:23.705 --> 01:32:26.332 ♪ Psycho Goreman, psycho 01:32:26.373 --> 01:32:27.625 ♪ PG for short 01:32:27.667 --> 01:32:31.212 ♪ Psycho Goreman, psycho 01:32:31.253 --> 01:32:32.464 ♪ PG for short 01:32:32.505 --> 01:32:35.592 ♪ Psycho Goreman, psycho 01:32:35.633 --> 01:32:37.051 ♪ PG for short 01:32:37.093 --> 01:32:39.762 ♪ Psycho Goreman, psycho 01:32:39.804 --> 01:32:41.222 ♪ PG for short 01:32:41.263 --> 01:32:42.515 ♪ A council of aliens 01:32:42.557 --> 01:32:44.183 ♪ It's evil and scary 01:32:44.225 --> 01:32:46.227 ♪ Saw PG awaken from where he was buried ♪ 01:32:46.268 --> 01:32:48.437 ♪ He has to be stopped, and who better to do it ♪ 01:32:48.480 --> 01:32:50.356 ♪ Templar Pandora, yeah, it's time to move ♪ 01:32:50.397 --> 01:32:52.316 ♪ But they weren't the only team ♪ 01:32:52.358 --> 01:32:55.152 ♪ Who noticed that PG was free 01:32:55.194 --> 01:32:56.821 ♪ His old pals like the Monster Mash ♪ 01:32:56.863 --> 01:32:59.406 ♪ Showed up to betray him and take out the trash ♪ 01:32:59.448 --> 01:33:01.618 ♪ But Mr. Goreman, he ain't fool ♪ 01:33:01.659 --> 01:33:03.620 ♪ He killed them all, yeah, he took them to school ♪ 01:33:03.661 --> 01:33:06.038 ♪ And they'll never forget his name ♪ 01:33:06.080 --> 01:33:08.165 ♪ It's the last thing that they'll say ♪ 01:33:08.207 --> 01:33:09.333 ♪ PG 01:33:09.375 --> 01:33:11.794 ♪ Psycho Goreman, psycho 01:33:11.836 --> 01:33:13.254 ♪ PG for short 01:33:13.295 --> 01:33:16.340 ♪ Psycho Goreman, psycho 01:33:16.382 --> 01:33:17.717 ♪ PG for short 01:33:17.759 --> 01:33:21.178 ♪ Psycho Goreman, psycho 01:33:21.220 --> 01:33:22.346 ♪ PG for short 01:33:22.388 --> 01:33:25.224 ♪ Psycho Goreman, psycho 01:33:25.266 --> 01:33:26.726 ♪ PG for short 01:33:26.768 --> 01:33:28.728 ♪ Meanwhile at home, Mimi's dad is a mess ♪ 01:33:28.770 --> 01:33:31.230 ♪ He can't keep a job or cook a chicken breast ♪ 01:33:31.272 --> 01:33:33.399 ♪ When PG comes home at his darkest hour ♪ 01:33:33.440 --> 01:33:35.693 ♪ Mimi's dad shows that he's not a coward ♪ 01:33:35.735 --> 01:33:39.656 ♪ Final battle is at hand, but PG can barely stand ♪ 01:33:39.697 --> 01:33:42.534 ♪ So he chooses a contest to settle it all ♪ 01:33:42.575 --> 01:33:44.536 ♪ His fate is decided by Crazy Ball ♪ 01:33:44.577 --> 01:33:46.871 ♪ When the galaxy runs in fear ♪ 01:33:46.913 --> 01:33:49.373 ♪ That's when Mimi and her brother appear ♪ 01:33:49.415 --> 01:33:51.543 ♪ At the end of the day, it's not about killing ♪ 01:33:51.584 --> 01:33:53.586 ♪ It's all about family, and I've got a feeling ♪ 01:33:53.628 --> 01:33:55.713 ♪ That everything will be okay 01:33:55.755 --> 01:33:58.215 ♪ Not sure why I feel that way 01:33:58.257 --> 01:34:02.469 ♪ The galaxy is in flames, and a murdering monster's to blame ♪ 01:34:02.511 --> 01:34:03.763 ♪ PG 01:34:03.805 --> 01:34:06.307 ♪ Psycho Goreman, psycho 01:34:06.348 --> 01:34:07.600 ♪ PG for short 01:34:07.642 --> 01:34:10.603 ♪ Psycho Goreman, psycho 01:34:10.645 --> 01:34:12.229 ♪ PG for short 01:34:12.271 --> 01:34:15.274 ♪ Psycho Goreman, psycho 01:34:15.316 --> 01:34:16.693 ♪ PG for short 01:34:16.734 --> 01:34:19.779 ♪ Psycho Goreman, psycho 01:34:19.821 --> 01:34:26.243 ♪ PG for short 01:34:27.203 --> 01:34:28.663 ♪ Stay in school, kids 01:34:28.705 --> 01:34:30.790 ♪ PG for short 01:34:30.832 --> 01:34:33.375 ♪ Don't do drugs 01:34:33.417 --> 01:34:40.174 ♪ PG for short 01:34:40.198 --> 01:34:51.198 Telegram Channel and Instagram Page .:: @bollbolljan_com ::.