WEBVTT 00:00:56.357 --> 00:00:59.318 Because we look this way, we see about the same number of galaxies 00:00:59.401 --> 00:01:01.612 this way as that way, as that way, as that way. 00:01:01.695 --> 00:01:04.990 Kind of looks like we're at the center, and they're all receding from us. 00:01:05.074 --> 00:01:06.742 Say, "Hey, we're at the center, then." 00:01:06.825 --> 00:01:09.286 You know, but now, we're smarter than this now. 00:01:09.370 --> 00:01:11.539 We say, "We're not gonna fall for that." Okay? 00:01:11.622 --> 00:01:13.624 We've fallen for that one nine times already. 00:01:13.707 --> 00:01:15.251 We're not gonna fall for this again. 00:01:15.334 --> 00:01:17.211 You mean, somebody's sitting there, thinking: 00:01:17.294 --> 00:01:20.339 "Every time we make ourselves the star of the show, we're wrong." 00:01:20.422 --> 00:01:22.424 So we're not gonna make that mistake again. 00:01:22.508 --> 00:01:27.429 And so you then apply Einstein's General Theory of Relativity and it says 00:01:27.513 --> 00:01:32.351 if you live in an expanding universe in this fabric of space and time, 00:01:32.434 --> 00:01:36.605 no matter where you are, it will look like you're at the center. 00:01:36.689 --> 00:01:38.524 - Which means what, there is no center? - Yes. 00:01:38.607 --> 00:01:41.360 - Every center is an illusion. - Yes. 00:01:41.443 --> 00:01:46.657 And so that's how we could look like we're at the center of the actual universe, 00:01:46.740 --> 00:01:47.908 even though we're not. 00:01:47.992 --> 00:01:52.329 Because everybody sees the same signature of the expansion. 00:01:52.413 --> 00:01:56.500 Now, there's an even stronger argument than the numerics. 00:01:56.584 --> 00:01:58.168 Let's look at the ingredients of... 00:01:58.252 --> 00:01:59.336 - No. - What? 00:01:59.420 --> 00:02:00.629 No, no, no. 00:02:00.713 --> 00:02:01.922 What's happening? 00:02:02.006 --> 00:02:03.299 Oh, my God, this is bad. 00:02:03.382 --> 00:02:05.634 - Wait, Su, is it North Korea? - No, my tabs. 00:02:05.718 --> 00:02:06.844 What? 00:02:06.927 --> 00:02:10.806 My tabs. My tabs. My Internet tabs, they're gone. 00:02:10.890 --> 00:02:12.308 Jesus, Su... 00:02:12.391 --> 00:02:16.520 - Did you use my computer? - What are we talking about? 00:02:16.604 --> 00:02:20.024 "Adventures in Sourdough, Seven Tips from Seven Master Bakers." 00:02:21.025 --> 00:02:22.026 Alexa, pause. 00:02:24.236 --> 00:02:26.196 I mean, your computer was closer. 00:02:26.280 --> 00:02:29.408 - I was making the bread. - Jack! 00:02:29.432 --> 00:02:34.432 ..:: Presented By ZarFilm Website ::.. ‏.:: www.bolboljan.net ::. 00:02:35.039 --> 00:02:37.208 - Alexa, play. - Just for future reference... 00:02:37.291 --> 00:02:39.543 - Alexa, pause. - ...I keep my tabs organized. 00:02:39.627 --> 00:02:43.339 In this case, all the flights I lined up for Stephanie, which you just obliterated. 00:02:43.422 --> 00:02:47.551 Su, how hard is it to just aggregate all the flights? I'm sorry. 00:02:48.552 --> 00:02:51.972 This is my job, Jack. It's important. 00:02:52.056 --> 00:02:54.308 - Alexa, play. - Alexa, stop. 00:02:54.391 --> 00:02:56.560 You know, in the world, in this city, 00:02:56.644 --> 00:02:59.647 there are so many things that are more important. 00:02:59.730 --> 00:03:01.649 Okay, what's an important thing? 00:03:01.732 --> 00:03:03.025 There are so many. 00:03:03.108 --> 00:03:05.444 Name one thing. 00:03:09.114 --> 00:03:09.990 Food wastage. 00:03:10.074 --> 00:03:11.158 Great, very good. 00:03:11.242 --> 00:03:15.371 In New York alone, a quarter of the food is wasted, 00:03:15.454 --> 00:03:17.039 and it's not just the wasting. 00:03:17.122 --> 00:03:21.585 It's the food scraps that get trapped under other garbage, and that creates methane. 00:03:21.669 --> 00:03:24.255 That's why I always make the exact... 00:03:31.262 --> 00:03:33.889 - Done already? - She changed her mind. 00:03:38.811 --> 00:03:40.604 I love you. 00:03:40.688 --> 00:03:44.441 That's nice. Did you mean to say, "I'm sorry"? 00:03:44.525 --> 00:03:47.778 Yeah. I'm sorry. 00:03:47.861 --> 00:03:49.697 What are you sorry for? 00:03:49.780 --> 00:03:53.659 For the thing that you want me to apologize for. 00:03:55.035 --> 00:03:58.289 "Su, I'm sorry for turning on your computer 00:03:58.372 --> 00:04:03.627 and not restoring all your tabs before I started new bullshit tabs of my own." 00:04:03.711 --> 00:04:05.337 Yeah, that's it. 00:04:05.421 --> 00:04:06.547 Are you listening? 00:04:06.630 --> 00:04:08.173 Okay, okay. 00:04:08.257 --> 00:04:10.634 I am so sorry, Su, 00:04:10.718 --> 00:04:14.597 for deleting all of your tabs, which are very well-organized, 00:04:14.680 --> 00:04:19.727 and I know are very important to you for work. 00:04:21.854 --> 00:04:23.314 A kiss here, please. 00:04:29.570 --> 00:04:31.363 That's 5 bucks. 00:04:35.826 --> 00:04:37.995 How long do we have before the party? 00:04:38.078 --> 00:04:40.581 Why, what do you wanna do before the party? 00:04:40.664 --> 00:04:43.166 I think you know. 00:04:43.250 --> 00:04:46.003 What...? What are we doing? 00:04:52.801 --> 00:04:54.720 Oh, it's the groom-to-be. Sorry. 00:05:07.858 --> 00:05:10.527 Oh, Kylie had a baby. 00:06:27.229 --> 00:06:31.692 Stegosauruses are further from T. Rexes than T. Rexes are from humans. 00:06:31.775 --> 00:06:38.532 Okay, so humans have been around for 200,000 years, give or take. 00:06:38.616 --> 00:06:41.577 - But then dinosaurs arrived... - Right, T. Rexes specifically. 00:06:41.660 --> 00:06:46.081 They were 65 million years ago. Right? That's 65 million years. 00:06:46.165 --> 00:06:48.876 Bam, we taking it back 100 million years before that? 00:06:48.959 --> 00:06:51.795 That's when Stegosauruses were popping off. 00:06:53.422 --> 00:06:57.384 We're all dust bags. You know? 00:06:57.468 --> 00:07:02.097 And it's like our individual lives are meaningless, if you think about it. 00:07:02.181 --> 00:07:05.100 But only if you think about it. 00:07:08.312 --> 00:07:13.609 Well, you know, fun fact about dinosaurs is they're actually very small. 00:07:13.692 --> 00:07:17.238 - Mexico City. That's so hip. - I know. 00:07:17.321 --> 00:07:18.489 Are you so excited? 00:07:18.572 --> 00:07:22.326 We're so excited. We're doing, like, a whole low-footprint wedding thing. 00:07:22.409 --> 00:07:26.622 So nothing disposable, no plastic straws. Get that out. Oh, hi! 00:07:26.705 --> 00:07:28.791 Oh, and Cal's parents are flying in 00:07:28.874 --> 00:07:33.504 a 12-piece New Orleans brass band, honey, 12-piece. 00:07:33.587 --> 00:07:34.672 - What? - Yeah! 00:07:34.755 --> 00:07:36.006 Oh, my goodness. 00:07:36.090 --> 00:07:40.010 We didn't wanna do the whole mariachi thing, felt a little too much like appropriation. 00:07:45.724 --> 00:07:48.018 Hey. Hey! 00:07:48.102 --> 00:07:49.436 Stop. 00:07:50.437 --> 00:07:51.730 Is that Raph? 00:07:58.946 --> 00:08:02.741 There's this volcano there, though. It's called the Managua Volcano. Oh, my God. 00:08:02.825 --> 00:08:05.369 It sits in the middle of this expansive lake, 00:08:05.452 --> 00:08:09.915 which creates these offshore winds, which produces these gigantic waves. 00:08:09.999 --> 00:08:13.627 They're like glass sculptures of waves. It's awesome. 00:08:13.711 --> 00:08:16.255 So it's perfect for this thing I'm prototyping. 00:08:16.338 --> 00:08:18.966 - Tubular. - Yeah, what are you prototyping? 00:08:19.967 --> 00:08:23.012 It's 3D-printed surfboards made out of algae. 00:08:23.095 --> 00:08:24.096 You know, the bad kind? 00:08:24.179 --> 00:08:29.393 It's terrorizing the ecosystem out there, so we're finding another use for it. 00:08:29.476 --> 00:08:31.770 We're borrowing inspiration from whale tails. 00:08:32.980 --> 00:08:34.440 That's incredible. 00:08:34.523 --> 00:08:36.483 I mean, I would love to do something like that. 00:08:36.567 --> 00:08:38.861 You know, like, something tangible. 00:08:38.944 --> 00:08:40.529 You can. 00:08:40.613 --> 00:08:43.657 Well, yeah, but we have jobs and... 00:08:43.741 --> 00:08:45.951 Well, Raph was an investment banker. 00:08:46.035 --> 00:08:48.495 The lost decade. Yeah. 00:08:49.663 --> 00:08:52.041 How did you get out of that? 00:08:53.042 --> 00:08:55.377 I just quit, you know? 00:08:55.461 --> 00:08:57.963 I mean, it was changing the chemistry of my brain. 00:08:58.047 --> 00:09:02.468 I was full of a very slow-burning rage for some time. 00:09:03.594 --> 00:09:05.679 I think I have that. 00:09:06.680 --> 00:09:10.851 Man. Nicaragua, huh? Living the dream. 00:09:10.935 --> 00:09:13.020 Well, you know, I'm back and forth quite a bit. 00:09:13.103 --> 00:09:15.773 I've been restoring my grandfather's cabin upstate, 00:09:15.856 --> 00:09:17.191 and it's almost done and... 00:09:18.192 --> 00:09:19.526 Actually, this is perfect. 00:09:19.610 --> 00:09:21.987 You all should enjoy it, you should go up there. 00:09:22.071 --> 00:09:23.781 It's always in need of inhabitants. 00:09:23.864 --> 00:09:25.241 I mean... 00:09:25.324 --> 00:09:26.534 - That would be great. - Yeah. 00:09:26.617 --> 00:09:29.954 - I mean, only if you want us to do that. - So generous. If you want that, yeah. 00:09:30.037 --> 00:09:31.789 Yeah. We like that type of stuff. 00:09:31.872 --> 00:09:35.501 Oh, Jack. I almost forgot. I got you something in Patagonia. 00:09:35.584 --> 00:09:37.753 - Me? - Yeah. 00:09:40.422 --> 00:09:42.007 Oh, my God, it's a rock. 00:09:42.091 --> 00:09:44.134 - It's a crystal. - It's a crystal, yeah. 00:09:44.218 --> 00:09:45.553 I thought of you when I saw it. 00:09:45.636 --> 00:09:46.887 I know it's kind of kooky, 00:09:46.971 --> 00:09:49.765 but if you are feeling stressed or angry, 00:09:49.848 --> 00:09:53.018 just hold it in your hand, and it really helps. 00:09:53.102 --> 00:09:55.896 - Cool. Thanks, Raph. - Yeah. You're welcome. 00:10:00.568 --> 00:10:02.820 I wanna start a community garden. 00:10:02.903 --> 00:10:05.990 I wanna get some dirt under my fingernails. 00:10:06.073 --> 00:10:07.616 Did you see Raph's hands? 00:10:07.700 --> 00:10:08.909 Were they dirty? 00:10:08.993 --> 00:10:13.122 No, they were, like, worn, you know? 00:10:13.205 --> 00:10:14.748 Yeah. 00:10:14.832 --> 00:10:17.084 I wanna be vegetarian again. 00:10:17.167 --> 00:10:18.377 Yeah. 00:10:18.460 --> 00:10:22.172 Really just makes you rethink all your life choices. 00:10:22.256 --> 00:10:23.591 Mine? 00:10:23.674 --> 00:10:26.468 No, no, no, like a collective you. 00:10:26.552 --> 00:10:28.554 - Yeah. - Yeah, yeah. 00:10:28.637 --> 00:10:30.264 I wanna be better people. 00:10:30.347 --> 00:10:31.849 Like a collective people? 00:10:31.932 --> 00:10:34.518 No, like us. Like, the two of us. 00:10:34.602 --> 00:10:38.022 Oh, yeah, no, that's what I'm talking about. 00:11:12.139 --> 00:11:13.057 Thank you. 00:11:14.058 --> 00:11:16.936 Yeah, we're disconnecting. Yeah. 00:11:17.937 --> 00:11:21.357 Yeah, reconnecting with each other, I suppose. 00:11:22.358 --> 00:11:25.694 - Hi, Stephanie, this is Su. - Yeah, I think so. 00:11:25.778 --> 00:11:27.738 I'm sorry to bother you on the weekend. 00:11:27.821 --> 00:11:34.245 - I wanted to make sure you got my e-mail. - Yeah. 00:11:34.328 --> 00:11:37.665 I wanted to talk to you about maybe taking this week off. 00:11:37.748 --> 00:11:39.792 Right. Well, I have about... 00:11:39.875 --> 00:11:43.629 It's in the e-mail and I sent a Dropbox link of anything you might need. 00:11:43.712 --> 00:11:46.173 ...5 or 7 clients who may need maintenance while I'm gone, 00:11:46.257 --> 00:11:49.301 - but honestly I don't think so. - Yeah. I just hope it's all okay. 00:11:50.302 --> 00:11:52.429 - Thank you, bye. - Yeah. 00:11:53.430 --> 00:11:59.186 Yeah, so just pull up PizzaByTheDozen.com. 00:12:00.187 --> 00:12:02.189 Yeah, let me know when you get there. 00:12:03.357 --> 00:12:06.193 That's it. Yeah. 00:12:08.529 --> 00:12:13.033 So they want the users to be able to star and un-star posts, which is... 00:12:13.117 --> 00:12:14.785 I'm fired. 00:12:19.373 --> 00:12:21.625 Hey, hang on a sec, Dyl. 00:12:23.544 --> 00:12:24.670 What? 00:12:25.838 --> 00:12:29.633 I mean, can you call her back? Can you talk to her about this? 00:12:30.926 --> 00:12:34.221 Hey, I mean, we... We don't have to do this. 00:12:35.347 --> 00:12:38.517 No. This is good. 00:12:39.518 --> 00:12:41.812 This is a good thing. It's a good thing. 00:12:43.689 --> 00:12:44.773 Are you sure? 00:12:45.774 --> 00:12:48.444 Yeah. It's good. 00:12:49.445 --> 00:12:50.821 Okay. 00:12:55.451 --> 00:12:56.285 Hey, Dyl. 00:13:07.963 --> 00:13:11.008 I just plucked a gray nipple hair. 00:13:15.596 --> 00:13:16.680 New notebook? 00:13:16.764 --> 00:13:22.269 Yeah. Rethinking my whole life, so thought I'd get a freshie. 00:13:23.979 --> 00:13:25.314 This'll be great, Su. 00:13:26.315 --> 00:13:27.775 And it's only for one week. 00:13:28.776 --> 00:13:32.863 We'll just get away and let our brain chemistry sort itself out. 00:13:32.947 --> 00:13:35.908 Yeah. It'll be great. 00:13:35.991 --> 00:13:37.618 Yeah. 00:13:44.124 --> 00:13:45.793 I'm proud of us. 00:13:46.794 --> 00:13:50.422 You put the big soap into the little soap 00:13:50.506 --> 00:13:54.051 Put the big soap into the little soap 00:13:54.134 --> 00:13:57.471 You put the big soap into the little soap 00:13:57.555 --> 00:14:01.016 You put the big soap into the little soap 00:14:01.100 --> 00:14:02.643 Big soap 00:14:02.726 --> 00:14:04.478 Little soap 00:14:04.562 --> 00:14:08.023 You put the big soap into the little soap 00:14:09.108 --> 00:14:11.610 You got confirmation from Raph, right? 00:14:11.694 --> 00:14:15.739 Yep, key is in the garlic braid, whatever that is. 00:14:16.740 --> 00:14:18.409 Almost forgot my starter. 00:14:18.492 --> 00:14:19.827 You're bringing that? 00:14:19.910 --> 00:14:21.745 Yeah, it has to be fed. 00:14:21.829 --> 00:14:24.748 Okay. You got everything, right? 00:14:24.832 --> 00:14:28.210 Yeah. It's not the end of the world if we forget something. 00:14:42.433 --> 00:14:45.978 Oh, chicken, chicken, chicken. 00:14:56.655 --> 00:14:57.948 'Buch! 00:15:02.870 --> 00:15:04.914 I forgot to tell my mom. 00:15:04.997 --> 00:15:06.832 That's what the voicemail's for. 00:15:07.833 --> 00:15:11.462 She'll hear the voicemail and she'll know what's up. 00:15:11.545 --> 00:15:14.048 She's gonna freak about my job. 00:15:14.131 --> 00:15:17.801 So she can freak in a week. 00:15:19.053 --> 00:15:21.847 - Yeah. - Okay, ready? 00:15:21.931 --> 00:15:23.599 Yes. 00:15:23.682 --> 00:15:25.267 Thank you. 00:15:26.268 --> 00:15:27.853 - Okay. - Okay. 00:15:27.937 --> 00:15:30.773 1, 2, 3. 00:15:30.856 --> 00:15:33.442 - Hello, this is Jack. - And Su. 00:15:33.525 --> 00:15:39.281 And we are going offline for one whole week, but we will be back June 9th. 00:15:39.365 --> 00:15:43.619 So if you need us, too bad. 00:15:43.702 --> 00:15:46.372 We will have no phones and no laptops. 00:15:46.455 --> 00:15:51.460 And we're not checking our e-mail either, and we are not kidding, so... 00:15:51.544 --> 00:15:54.171 - Bye, world! - Bye! 00:16:08.519 --> 00:16:11.397 - Wow, is this it? - Yeah. 00:16:11.480 --> 00:16:12.731 Jeez. 00:16:12.815 --> 00:16:15.317 So nice. 00:16:23.784 --> 00:16:27.454 Oh, wow, the air is so clean. 00:16:28.455 --> 00:16:31.876 This is nice. This is so nice. 00:16:32.877 --> 00:16:35.254 This is the best thing we've ever done. 00:16:38.674 --> 00:16:40.426 Nice. 00:16:41.802 --> 00:16:43.762 Oh, wait, wait, wait. 00:16:43.846 --> 00:16:45.180 What? 00:16:46.390 --> 00:16:49.351 Alexa, play Whitney Houston. 00:16:49.435 --> 00:16:51.437 What are you doing? 00:16:52.813 --> 00:16:56.400 Siri, play Whitney Houston. 00:16:57.985 --> 00:17:01.280 Okay, Google, read Moby Dick. 00:17:04.658 --> 00:17:06.118 All clear. 00:17:18.714 --> 00:17:21.675 I looked up some hikes last night and put them in my notebook. 00:17:22.676 --> 00:17:24.720 You're a genius. 00:17:27.181 --> 00:17:30.351 Okay, let's go. 00:17:32.436 --> 00:17:34.395 Go without me. 00:17:58.921 --> 00:18:02.174 Look at these ants doing a tug-of-war over this crumb. 00:18:03.801 --> 00:18:05.803 Oh, there's more. 00:18:09.056 --> 00:18:11.225 There's a whole line of them. 00:18:14.937 --> 00:18:19.275 Wow, they are really going at it. 00:18:21.443 --> 00:18:23.487 What? I like ants. 00:18:24.738 --> 00:18:28.659 It's funny. They think this crumb is so important. 00:18:29.660 --> 00:18:33.831 Little do they know there are two giant humans standing right next to them 00:18:33.914 --> 00:18:35.958 that could crush them at any moment. 00:18:41.213 --> 00:18:43.382 Must be hunting season. 00:18:50.514 --> 00:18:52.600 It really is beautiful out here. 00:18:53.601 --> 00:18:55.227 We should go build a fire. 00:18:56.228 --> 00:18:57.771 - Okay. - Yeah? 00:19:00.190 --> 00:19:05.195 Jack, I was thinking we could try something this week. 00:19:05.279 --> 00:19:06.697 Okay. 00:19:06.780 --> 00:19:10.367 I was thinking about the things that we're trying to achieve, 00:19:10.451 --> 00:19:13.579 so I wrote this stuff down. 00:19:15.539 --> 00:19:16.957 Okay, wait, what is this? 00:19:17.041 --> 00:19:19.960 What is this? Let me see. Let me see. 00:19:20.044 --> 00:19:25.507 "How to Be a Better We: Tips for Achieving Authenticity in Life and Love." 00:19:25.591 --> 00:19:26.759 - What? - Yeah. 00:19:26.842 --> 00:19:28.802 Is this a list from the Internet? 00:19:29.803 --> 00:19:32.014 - Well, yeah, but I handwrote it. - Su. 00:19:32.097 --> 00:19:34.433 - Well, the printer wasn't working. - Su! 00:19:34.516 --> 00:19:40.022 I just wanted to have a starting point for this week, to be productive. 00:19:40.105 --> 00:19:42.942 "How to Be a Better We." 00:19:43.025 --> 00:19:44.818 - Okay. - No, no, no, here we go. 00:19:44.902 --> 00:19:46.570 "Begin to see yourselves 00:19:46.654 --> 00:19:51.992 as more than what you have allowed yourself to believe that you can be." 00:19:52.993 --> 00:19:54.078 "Begin to see yourself..." 00:19:54.161 --> 00:19:56.372 Yeah, you know, we're not afraid of what we can't do. 00:19:56.455 --> 00:19:58.582 We're actually afraid of what we can do. 00:19:58.666 --> 00:20:01.210 It's about individual power. Just read the full description. 00:20:01.293 --> 00:20:04.547 You always just read the headlines. Read the description, you might like it. 00:20:04.630 --> 00:20:07.341 Su, the whole point of this was to disconnect from the Internet. 00:20:07.424 --> 00:20:09.969 And you brought the Internet with us. 00:20:10.052 --> 00:20:12.096 What is this hippie crap? 00:20:12.179 --> 00:20:14.139 You have a crystal in your pocket. 00:20:15.140 --> 00:20:19.186 I like the crystal. I like the way that it feels in my hand. 00:20:20.479 --> 00:20:22.231 Hey, Su, come on. 00:20:22.314 --> 00:20:25.734 You don't have to be responsible for every moment. 00:20:31.991 --> 00:20:34.034 I'm sure it's fine. 00:21:05.274 --> 00:21:10.070 Well, must be some bad wood. 00:21:11.071 --> 00:21:12.656 Okay. 00:21:12.740 --> 00:21:14.533 Next time. 00:21:23.334 --> 00:21:27.254 The frogs are croaking. 00:21:34.178 --> 00:21:37.681 You can see the whole dome of the universe. 00:21:38.682 --> 00:21:40.935 Wow, did you see that? 00:21:41.018 --> 00:21:44.313 - A shooting star. - Yeah, wow. 00:21:45.314 --> 00:21:48.692 - Oh, my God! - Another one! 00:21:49.693 --> 00:21:51.403 What? 00:21:52.905 --> 00:21:54.406 Is it normal? 00:21:54.490 --> 00:21:56.075 Maybe it's a meteor shower. 00:21:57.076 --> 00:21:59.912 I saw this once in Vermont, but I was high on acid. 00:22:00.955 --> 00:22:05.251 The urge to take out my phone right now is very strong. 00:22:05.334 --> 00:22:09.797 I've been wanting to YouTube how to make a trap to catch a rabbit so bad. 00:22:10.798 --> 00:22:13.842 But I'm exercising self-control. 00:22:13.926 --> 00:22:16.845 You wanna murder a rabbit? 00:22:16.929 --> 00:22:18.055 You wanna see it die? 00:22:18.138 --> 00:22:23.894 No, I... No. I want to learn how to humanely trap a rabbit. 00:22:24.895 --> 00:22:26.814 Who are you? 00:22:29.817 --> 00:22:31.402 What is...? 00:22:34.697 --> 00:22:36.740 Did that one hit the Earth? 00:22:40.244 --> 00:22:41.412 Oh, no. 00:22:41.495 --> 00:22:43.122 - What? - No more. 00:22:44.123 --> 00:22:45.499 What? 00:22:45.583 --> 00:22:47.418 It... Well, it's just, you get... 00:22:47.501 --> 00:22:52.047 You always get your sleep visions when you drink. And we're in a new place. 00:22:53.048 --> 00:22:55.593 Yeah, but I want more. 00:23:05.352 --> 00:23:06.937 What's happening? 00:23:07.021 --> 00:23:08.772 Get out! 00:23:08.856 --> 00:23:10.190 Get out of here! 00:23:10.274 --> 00:23:12.401 Oh, my God, Jackie, nothing's there. 00:23:12.484 --> 00:23:15.487 - Get out of here! - Look, you're asleep. 00:23:15.571 --> 00:23:18.115 - No, I'm not. I'm not asleep. - Yes, you are, you're asleep. 00:23:18.198 --> 00:23:20.534 - No, I'm not. Spider-Man. - Okay. 00:23:20.618 --> 00:23:24.246 - Spider covered in spiders. Trying to... - It's okay, just... 00:23:24.330 --> 00:23:27.249 - You're okay. - Man covered in spiders, trying... 00:23:27.333 --> 00:23:29.501 - It's okay. - Trying to eat me. 00:23:29.585 --> 00:23:31.503 Yeah. 00:24:04.286 --> 00:24:06.956 - What? - My sandal. 00:24:21.512 --> 00:24:22.346 Okay. 00:24:23.472 --> 00:24:28.644 So now we'll close our eyes and just feel each other. 00:24:28.727 --> 00:24:30.688 Oh, okay. 00:24:30.771 --> 00:24:33.941 No, not feel me up. Feel with your brain. 00:24:34.024 --> 00:24:36.443 Right. Sorry. 00:24:46.662 --> 00:24:49.790 Wow, with your eyes closed, you can really hear all of nature's sounds. 00:24:50.791 --> 00:24:51.709 Yes. 00:25:04.138 --> 00:25:05.431 Okay, open. 00:25:08.100 --> 00:25:09.268 So calm. 00:25:10.269 --> 00:25:12.813 Yeah. What a gift. 00:25:12.897 --> 00:25:14.023 Yeah. 00:25:15.024 --> 00:25:16.442 What do you think your gifts are? 00:25:17.985 --> 00:25:20.487 - What? - I was just wondering. 00:25:20.571 --> 00:25:23.908 Because I was thinking about my gifts the other day... 00:25:23.991 --> 00:25:26.160 Wait, no, Su. I know what this is. 00:25:26.243 --> 00:25:30.289 My gifts are I'm good with animals. 00:25:30.372 --> 00:25:33.334 I'm a great listener. I'm fast. 00:25:33.417 --> 00:25:36.337 Have you been doing an Internet list this entire time? 00:25:36.420 --> 00:25:38.339 Su, that's the opposite of authentic. 00:25:39.340 --> 00:25:42.301 Well, you're being the opposite of open-minded. 00:25:42.384 --> 00:25:46.263 Well, I think that you're doing it wrong. You've replaced your phone with a notebook. 00:25:47.765 --> 00:25:51.560 I just think, Su, that you need to learn how to relax. 00:25:55.606 --> 00:25:57.483 This is relaxing! 00:26:00.110 --> 00:26:01.237 Where are you going? 00:26:02.238 --> 00:26:04.990 I'm gonna go bake a loaf of bread and eat it! 00:26:09.745 --> 00:26:12.289 Jack! Wait! 00:26:12.373 --> 00:26:14.041 God. 00:26:18.879 --> 00:26:20.047 Okay. 00:26:21.090 --> 00:26:24.134 "Focus on the present moment." That's what you've been saying. 00:26:24.218 --> 00:26:26.637 - "Practice listening to your body." - Gross. 00:26:26.720 --> 00:26:28.472 "Go on an adventure together." 00:26:28.556 --> 00:26:31.141 That sounds like a Tinder profile. 00:26:31.225 --> 00:26:35.104 "Acknowledge your gifts. Practice gratitude. Do things for others." 00:26:35.187 --> 00:26:38.857 I don't really think we should be using the list as a weapon. 00:26:38.941 --> 00:26:42.152 Why won't you just do the gifts? 00:26:42.236 --> 00:26:44.905 Can you think of a thing you're gifted at? 00:26:44.989 --> 00:26:46.240 Jack. 00:26:47.241 --> 00:26:48.492 Jack. 00:26:49.493 --> 00:26:50.494 What is that? 00:26:51.495 --> 00:26:53.581 Has this been here the whole time? 00:26:53.664 --> 00:26:57.710 The pouffe? Yeah. I don't know. Probably. 00:26:57.793 --> 00:27:01.255 I don't think people are going around putting pouffes in people's cabins. 00:27:02.256 --> 00:27:05.676 Jack. Can you focus on your gifts for one second? 00:27:06.677 --> 00:27:09.763 I floss and parents love me. 00:27:10.806 --> 00:27:13.517 Let's do "Be honest about something you've never told anyone." 00:27:13.601 --> 00:27:18.355 You know, I just think that honesty's best in small doses spread out over a lifetime. 00:27:19.607 --> 00:27:21.775 Okay, well, Jack, 00:27:21.859 --> 00:27:25.571 I feel like I never get much from you outside the regular Jack stuff. 00:27:25.654 --> 00:27:29.992 - What is wrong with the regular Jack stuff? - Well, I mean, deeper stuff, Jack. 00:27:30.993 --> 00:27:33.037 - Can you pass me the body wash? - Yeah, which one? 00:27:33.120 --> 00:27:34.371 It's the little green. 00:27:34.455 --> 00:27:35.456 Here you go. 00:27:35.539 --> 00:27:37.458 Oh, what about this one? 00:27:37.541 --> 00:27:38.876 What are you really afraid of? 00:27:39.877 --> 00:27:44.131 I guess that I'm afraid of my own blood coursing through my body. 00:27:44.215 --> 00:27:47.134 Okay, well, I'm afraid of our lives getting stagnant. 00:27:47.218 --> 00:27:50.012 Why are you making up problems that don't exist? 00:27:50.095 --> 00:27:51.305 I think they do exist. 00:27:51.388 --> 00:27:55.226 I'm not like you, I can't just sit around, waiting for life to happen to me. 00:27:55.309 --> 00:27:57.978 I wanna achieve something this week, okay? 00:27:58.062 --> 00:28:01.941 I lost my job for this week. Can you pass me the face wash? 00:28:02.024 --> 00:28:04.109 - Which one is the face wash? - It's the orange one. 00:28:04.193 --> 00:28:08.405 - Jack, acquaint yourself with the soaps. - I don't... None of them are labeled. 00:28:10.824 --> 00:28:15.079 We should be doubling down on our work, not running away from everything. 00:28:15.162 --> 00:28:17.248 - You know what's authentic? - What? 00:28:17.331 --> 00:28:21.168 A paycheck with benefits and having a goddamn savings account. 00:28:21.252 --> 00:28:25.422 - Su, you know that I have 37,000... - Your Bitcoin does not count, Jack! 00:28:25.506 --> 00:28:28.551 I'm 30. My mom had 3 kids by the time she was my age. 00:28:28.634 --> 00:28:31.178 You're 34. What are you doing? 00:29:33.532 --> 00:29:36.076 No. No. 00:31:04.707 --> 00:31:06.542 Ethanol? What? 00:31:06.625 --> 00:31:09.920 They're attracted to ethanol? What is it? Is that a drink? 00:31:10.004 --> 00:31:13.007 No, no, just the sherry. It's here, I'll get it. Hang... 00:31:14.008 --> 00:31:17.344 Hi, Surina, are you watching this? Those rats in New York? 00:31:17.428 --> 00:31:20.347 They're not rats. They're not rats, Su. 00:31:20.431 --> 00:31:23.976 - They're talking about it on Fox & Friends. - Jeez, Mom. 00:31:27.062 --> 00:31:31.692 Hi, Su. When did you decide to go away? You didn't tell me... 00:31:37.239 --> 00:31:38.866 Okay, let's do this. 00:31:38.949 --> 00:31:42.203 - What, turn on our phones? - What? No, definitely not. 00:31:42.286 --> 00:31:43.787 I wanna do the list. 00:31:44.788 --> 00:31:45.956 Yeah. 00:31:46.040 --> 00:31:49.835 I thought about my one honesty thing that I've never told anyone before. 00:31:50.836 --> 00:31:51.670 Really? 00:31:51.754 --> 00:31:52.963 Yeah, and I agree with you, 00:31:53.047 --> 00:31:56.217 like, we should be productive about this week and stop fucking around, okay? 00:31:56.300 --> 00:31:59.094 Because I don't want there to be any secrets between us, Su. 00:31:59.178 --> 00:32:00.304 Jack, I'm sorry. 00:32:00.387 --> 00:32:04.892 Just... Before you say anything, can I just say what I have prepared? 00:32:04.975 --> 00:32:07.937 - Yeah, sorry, go ahead. - Thank you. 00:32:10.522 --> 00:32:12.733 I don't know how to be a man. 00:32:14.318 --> 00:32:15.152 Okay. 00:32:15.236 --> 00:32:18.322 Like, you know how my dad is really great at man stuff. 00:32:18.405 --> 00:32:19.615 Like, he can catch a fish 00:32:19.698 --> 00:32:22.952 and get the hook out of a fish's mouth when it's still wobbling on the ground, 00:32:23.035 --> 00:32:25.704 and then gut it and then feed it to the whole family. 00:32:25.788 --> 00:32:29.250 My brothers, they picked up on that stuff, and they all know basic plumbing, 00:32:29.333 --> 00:32:32.044 and I don't know how to get the hook out of a fish's mouth 00:32:32.127 --> 00:32:33.879 and I don't know anything about plumbing. 00:32:33.963 --> 00:32:37.841 - Jack, you're good at... - Just, I'm trying to... 00:32:37.925 --> 00:32:41.387 And, look, I know that that's all bullshit masculinity 00:32:41.470 --> 00:32:43.973 and I never wanted to be that type of guy anyway. 00:32:44.056 --> 00:32:46.976 So I sort of hid behind this idea of a modern man 00:32:47.059 --> 00:32:50.646 so I wouldn't have to do that type of guy stuff. 00:32:50.729 --> 00:32:54.191 But I'm, like, not good at the new stuff either. 00:32:54.275 --> 00:32:56.193 Yeah, I can cook, I can cook. 00:32:56.277 --> 00:33:02.575 But I can't tell if a bathroom is dirty, and I am such a bad listener. 00:33:02.658 --> 00:33:05.661 And, like, I know that when you wanna talk about stuff and get honest, 00:33:05.744 --> 00:33:08.664 I just shut down, and I retreat inward, and I get so silent, 00:33:08.747 --> 00:33:11.375 but that's just because I hate the sound of my own voice. 00:33:11.458 --> 00:33:12.960 It is so pathetic. 00:33:13.043 --> 00:33:16.005 God, that felt so good. You go. 00:33:17.089 --> 00:33:18.215 What? 00:33:18.299 --> 00:33:22.219 Yeah, it doesn't have to be big like mine. It could be a small confession or... 00:33:22.303 --> 00:33:26.015 It feels so good to get it off your chest. I think you should go. 00:33:27.016 --> 00:33:27.975 A confession? 00:33:28.058 --> 00:33:30.227 Yeah, I mean, we both have to do it, right? 00:33:30.311 --> 00:33:32.438 Yeah, of course. 00:33:32.521 --> 00:33:36.650 I just can't think of anything right now. 00:33:36.734 --> 00:33:40.654 Okay, what's, like, the last thing that you weren't completely honest with me about? 00:33:40.738 --> 00:33:42.656 - The last thing? - Yeah, the last thing. 00:33:42.740 --> 00:33:44.700 - The last thing. - Yeah. 00:33:44.783 --> 00:33:48.245 Anything, honestly, big, small. I mean, it could be so fucked up. 00:33:48.329 --> 00:33:50.372 I eat my contacts. 00:33:51.832 --> 00:33:52.708 What? 00:33:53.751 --> 00:33:56.754 Every 2 weeks, I eat my contacts. 00:33:56.837 --> 00:33:59.381 When I change to a new pair, I eat the old ones. 00:34:00.382 --> 00:34:02.551 - Your contact lenses? - Yeah. 00:34:03.552 --> 00:34:05.554 - Why? - I don't know. 00:34:06.555 --> 00:34:09.725 I've had contacts forever, and I didn't always do that. 00:34:09.808 --> 00:34:13.229 I just wanted to eat them one night, and now I can't stop. 00:34:13.312 --> 00:34:15.064 Su, this is so bad. 00:34:15.147 --> 00:34:19.652 It's actually something I'm really scared of because that can't be good for your body. 00:34:19.735 --> 00:34:21.195 What the hell? 00:34:21.278 --> 00:34:22.238 What? 00:34:22.321 --> 00:34:26.033 A critter just flew by so fast. 00:34:27.117 --> 00:34:30.746 A critter? What, like a...? Like a fox or a squirrel, or...? 00:34:30.829 --> 00:34:32.456 I guess, like a hedgehog? 00:34:33.457 --> 00:34:35.501 What does a hedgehog look like? 00:34:35.584 --> 00:34:39.922 You know like when Sonic the Hedgehog's in a small little ball, going so fast? 00:34:40.923 --> 00:34:42.925 Did it look like a rat? 00:34:43.008 --> 00:34:45.886 No, it was too big and too fast to be a rat. 00:34:45.970 --> 00:34:47.888 Jesus. 00:34:52.059 --> 00:34:53.977 I'm sure it's fine. 00:35:01.944 --> 00:35:04.530 - Give me that one. - Okay. 00:35:04.613 --> 00:35:07.241 - You're so sneaky. - Thank you so much. 00:35:07.323 --> 00:35:09.910 - Hey, come on, now. - Okay. 00:35:09.993 --> 00:35:13.247 I don't even feel like looking at my phone at all right now. 00:35:13.330 --> 00:35:17.585 Maybe we should just move out of New York. Get a plot of land somewhere. 00:35:17.667 --> 00:35:19.712 - Sure. - Start a restaurant. 00:35:19.794 --> 00:35:21.881 I wonder how much land up here costs. 00:35:21.964 --> 00:35:24.842 You wanna buy property? 00:35:24.925 --> 00:35:27.052 Yeah, or we could do it in Brooklyn, you know? 00:35:27.136 --> 00:35:29.972 Or maybe that, like, adds to gentrification. I don't know. 00:35:30.055 --> 00:35:32.308 Okay, so upstate. Yeah, we'll do upstate. 00:35:33.601 --> 00:35:37.354 Who knows? Maybe in a year, we start thinking about having kids. 00:35:37.438 --> 00:35:40.107 Yeah, maybe in a year, we could start actively trying. 00:35:40.190 --> 00:35:43.986 Yeah, no, like you said, we'll just start thinking about having kids. 00:35:45.029 --> 00:35:46.488 My baby's drunk. 00:35:46.572 --> 00:35:50.201 That's not true. I just have a little bit of a buzz on. 00:35:59.376 --> 00:36:01.420 I'm so sorry. 00:36:01.503 --> 00:36:06.759 - I did not wanna do this. I'm so sorry, Su. - Unbelievable. 00:36:06.842 --> 00:36:09.303 I did not envision this happening. 00:36:09.386 --> 00:36:11.972 - I actually wanted you to win. - Did you? 00:36:12.056 --> 00:36:13.349 I did. 00:36:16.560 --> 00:36:18.437 Okay, what is this? 00:36:19.438 --> 00:36:22.608 Just all this talk about the future is... 00:36:22.691 --> 00:36:25.778 Okay. Mortgage. 00:36:25.861 --> 00:36:28.614 - Oh, my God. - Yeah. 00:36:30.783 --> 00:36:33.494 401(k). 00:36:34.912 --> 00:36:37.206 College fund. 00:36:39.833 --> 00:36:42.253 Let's have sex on the unfinished puzzle. 00:36:43.254 --> 00:36:45.756 Say something about the stock market. 00:36:45.839 --> 00:36:48.551 Collateralized debt obligation. 00:36:49.552 --> 00:36:51.887 - Not that. - Not that. 00:37:09.613 --> 00:37:11.115 What is it? 00:37:11.198 --> 00:37:13.534 Get out of here! 00:37:14.827 --> 00:37:16.203 You leave us alone! 00:37:16.287 --> 00:37:19.456 It's okay. Who is it, what is it? 00:37:19.540 --> 00:37:22.293 - It's a lion. - Okay. 00:37:22.376 --> 00:37:24.503 There's a lion looking at me! 00:37:24.587 --> 00:37:27.965 No, it's okay, it's okay. Just come back to sleep. 00:37:28.048 --> 00:37:31.010 - You stay away from my girlfriend! - Oh, that's very nice. 00:37:31.093 --> 00:37:34.930 - You leave us alone. - That's really manly, thank you. 00:37:35.014 --> 00:37:39.059 - There's a lion in the room. - Yeah, yeah. 00:37:39.143 --> 00:37:41.770 There's a lion trying to eat me. 00:37:42.771 --> 00:37:45.441 Trying to eat my girlfriend. 00:38:08.339 --> 00:38:11.383 I'm feeling pretty good about stuff. 00:38:12.843 --> 00:38:17.223 Can you make breakfast? Like one of your really good breakfasts? 00:38:17.306 --> 00:38:19.558 You want a really good one now, huh? 00:38:20.559 --> 00:38:23.604 - Yeah. - Yeah? Okay. 00:38:23.687 --> 00:38:25.022 I got you, Su. 00:38:26.023 --> 00:38:27.733 Yes! 00:38:29.276 --> 00:38:31.820 We did a really good job of that puzzle. 00:38:33.030 --> 00:38:34.615 What the...? 00:38:35.616 --> 00:38:37.618 Wait, what the fuck? 00:38:37.701 --> 00:38:38.536 What? 00:38:39.537 --> 00:38:41.705 What happened to my starter? 00:38:41.789 --> 00:38:43.249 Did you bake it all yesterday? 00:38:43.332 --> 00:38:46.961 Did I bake it all? What? No, I've been cultivating this for 6 months. 00:38:47.044 --> 00:38:49.838 "Did I bake it all?" I would never. Jesus. 00:38:49.922 --> 00:38:51.799 Are there raccoons around here? 00:38:56.053 --> 00:38:58.013 Did we drink all the whiskey? 00:38:58.097 --> 00:38:59.682 No, there's plenty left. 00:38:59.765 --> 00:39:00.808 Did we spill it? 00:39:01.809 --> 00:39:02.935 God! 00:39:03.936 --> 00:39:06.564 I can't believe these little fuckers ate it all! 00:39:06.647 --> 00:39:08.190 Jesus, they licked it clean. 00:39:09.525 --> 00:39:14.613 Maybe Blake still has some of the offspring. Oh, I fucking bet he didn't feed it. 00:39:14.697 --> 00:39:16.407 God. 00:39:19.493 --> 00:39:21.745 My starter. What...? 00:39:31.088 --> 00:39:33.048 What does that? 00:39:34.466 --> 00:39:37.386 Is there ethanol in sourdough starter? 00:39:38.846 --> 00:39:40.681 What are you talking about? 00:39:43.058 --> 00:39:44.560 Su? 00:39:47.062 --> 00:39:48.480 Hey. 00:39:49.481 --> 00:39:51.066 Did you move the pouffe? 00:39:52.151 --> 00:39:55.863 - No. Do you want me to move it back...? - No, no, no, don't touch it. 00:39:55.946 --> 00:39:58.240 Okay. 00:39:58.324 --> 00:40:02.870 I think maybe that's not just a pouffe. 00:40:03.871 --> 00:40:06.874 I guess I don't really know what a pouffe is. 00:40:06.957 --> 00:40:09.501 What? It's like an ottoman, like a furry footstool. 00:40:09.585 --> 00:40:11.795 Okay, I thought it was more like a decorative pouffe. 00:40:11.879 --> 00:40:15.382 - A decorative pouffe? What do you mean? - That's... I don't... I do not know. 00:40:17.134 --> 00:40:19.386 Okay, what do you think it is? 00:40:20.387 --> 00:40:21.472 I don't know. 00:40:22.473 --> 00:40:26.101 - Okay, yeah, just... - No. 00:40:29.813 --> 00:40:30.940 Oh, Jesus. 00:40:31.941 --> 00:40:33.400 Okay. 00:40:51.377 --> 00:40:53.712 - Oh, my God! - What the fuck was that? 00:40:53.796 --> 00:40:58.175 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 00:40:59.301 --> 00:41:02.888 No, no, seriously, what...? What was that? That was, like, not, like, a normal animal. 00:41:02.972 --> 00:41:06.392 I need to tell you something, and you have to promise not to be mad at me. 00:41:06.475 --> 00:41:08.060 What, wait, what, Su? 00:41:08.143 --> 00:41:10.145 Let me secure everything. 00:41:10.229 --> 00:41:13.857 Secure everything? What is happening? 00:41:19.071 --> 00:41:20.864 Su, what is happening? 00:41:20.948 --> 00:41:23.492 - Oh, my God. Okay. - Su. Su? Su. 00:41:23.576 --> 00:41:25.369 - Hi. - Hi. 00:41:25.452 --> 00:41:27.872 - What is happening? - Okay, so... 00:41:27.955 --> 00:41:31.917 Well, yesterday, I was mad, and then, my mom, she was talking about these rats. 00:41:32.001 --> 00:41:34.295 - Your mom? - I thought it was the usual crap because... 00:41:34.378 --> 00:41:35.838 Wait, what are you talking about? 00:41:35.921 --> 00:41:37.798 I turned my phone on. 00:41:37.882 --> 00:41:38.799 What? 00:41:38.883 --> 00:41:42.428 - I know. Just for a second. But listen... - You broke the pact. 00:41:42.511 --> 00:41:46.015 - Yeah, I know. But, Jack, listen to me. - You lied to me. 00:41:46.098 --> 00:41:48.767 - Technically, I just omitted information. - That is the same! 00:41:48.851 --> 00:41:51.896 Okay, Jack. There were these voicemails from my mom. 00:41:51.979 --> 00:41:54.773 I thought she was just talking about, like, Fox News or whatever, 00:41:54.857 --> 00:41:58.485 but she kept saying that these rats were taking over the city, 00:41:58.569 --> 00:42:01.488 and, like, something about ethanol, and it's just... 00:42:01.572 --> 00:42:04.325 - What? - I don't know. I didn't listen to all of it. 00:42:04.408 --> 00:42:08.704 But isn't it just a little weird we see this freaky little creature all of a sudden? 00:42:08.787 --> 00:42:13.042 And then... And then the whiskey and the sourdough, that's ethanol stuff, right? 00:42:13.125 --> 00:42:14.627 What are you saying? 00:42:14.710 --> 00:42:18.881 I don't know, but we need to turn our phones back on. 00:42:18.964 --> 00:42:22.718 - We have to. - No. No, Su! No. 00:42:25.554 --> 00:42:27.723 Okay, you're right, yeah. Let's get back online. 00:42:51.539 --> 00:42:54.833 - Okay, okay, okay. - Okay. 00:43:02.675 --> 00:43:04.260 Thank you. 00:43:06.428 --> 00:43:07.346 What? 00:43:07.429 --> 00:43:10.849 I got 3 more voicemails now and a bunch of texts. What about you? 00:43:10.933 --> 00:43:12.351 No signal. 00:43:12.434 --> 00:43:16.021 - Come on. - Oh, yeah. I don't have a signal either. 00:43:16.105 --> 00:43:17.815 God, no messages, nothing. 00:43:18.941 --> 00:43:19.900 What? 00:43:19.984 --> 00:43:21.402 Well, it's just if... 00:43:21.485 --> 00:43:25.114 If you would've told me yesterday, maybe I'd have all my messages too, so... 00:43:25.197 --> 00:43:28.951 Okay, whatever. Just... What...? What do your messages say? 00:43:29.034 --> 00:43:31.287 Okay. Francis. 00:43:31.370 --> 00:43:35.457 "Where are you guys? Are you seeing this? They're infesting all the bars. 00:43:35.541 --> 00:43:39.295 Brooklyn is fucked. Let us know that you guys are okay, okay?" 00:43:39.378 --> 00:43:40.379 What the fuck? 00:43:41.630 --> 00:43:44.049 Kate. "Everyone's assembling at Yankee Stadium. 00:43:44.133 --> 00:43:48.137 Wait, no, don't go there, it's been destroyed." 00:43:49.680 --> 00:43:53.767 Em. "Can I come over? Julian is 'dwad.'" 00:43:55.102 --> 00:43:56.228 Oh, dead. 00:43:57.646 --> 00:43:59.315 "I don't know what to do." 00:43:59.398 --> 00:44:00.816 Oh, shit. 00:44:01.817 --> 00:44:04.153 Oh, my God, Julian. 00:44:05.529 --> 00:44:07.281 What do the voicemails say? 00:44:08.282 --> 00:44:09.742 Yeah, right. 00:44:10.826 --> 00:44:14.955 Hi, Su. When did you decide to go away? You didn't tell me that. 00:44:15.039 --> 00:44:17.917 They're saying these big rats from Brazil have gotten into New York 00:44:18.000 --> 00:44:19.752 and are causing a lot of damage. 00:44:19.835 --> 00:44:22.588 It's very dangerous, Su! 00:44:22.671 --> 00:44:25.674 Anyway, listen, could you please have a think about Thanksgiving? 00:44:25.758 --> 00:44:28.010 Because the flights are gonna start getting expensive. 00:44:28.093 --> 00:44:29.178 Okay? Bye! 00:44:29.261 --> 00:44:30.846 Oh, my God, it's fucking June, Mom. 00:44:30.930 --> 00:44:33.307 - Okay, just next... Next one, next one. - Okay. 00:44:33.390 --> 00:44:37.978 Hi, Surina. Are you watching this? Those rats in New York, they're not rats. 00:44:38.062 --> 00:44:39.730 They're not rats, Su. 00:44:39.813 --> 00:44:41.899 They're talking about it on Fox & Friends. 00:44:41.982 --> 00:44:42.816 It's unbelievable. 00:44:42.900 --> 00:44:45.110 They're some kind of alien, would you believe it? 00:44:45.194 --> 00:44:47.863 - Extraterrestrials. All over the world. - Aliens? 00:44:47.947 --> 00:44:50.491 - Gene saw one in his backyard. - I didn't listen to this part. 00:44:50.574 --> 00:44:53.661 Hang on, Carol's calling me. I'll call you back, bye, bye, bye. 00:44:53.744 --> 00:44:56.497 That's it, that's the end. I mean, we're toast. Aliens, Su. 00:44:56.580 --> 00:44:59.250 Jack, just stop. There's more. 00:44:59.333 --> 00:45:01.502 - Ethanol? What? - They're attracted to ethanol. 00:45:01.585 --> 00:45:04.922 They're attracted to ethanol? What is it, is it a drink? 00:45:05.005 --> 00:45:08.259 No, just the sherry. It's here, I'll get it. Hang on, hang on. 00:45:08.342 --> 00:45:11.804 Surina, hello? Are you there? Pick up if you're there, pick up. 00:45:13.222 --> 00:45:17.309 Okay. I love you. I'm going to Carol's. Bye. 00:45:18.310 --> 00:45:20.354 Oh, I just ignored her. 00:45:20.437 --> 00:45:24.441 I didn't even... I just thought she was, like, a crazy person. 00:45:24.525 --> 00:45:26.610 I didn't even try. 00:45:26.694 --> 00:45:30.239 Hey, hey. I'm sure it's okay. 00:45:31.699 --> 00:45:34.660 That's the last voicemail I have from her. 00:45:34.743 --> 00:45:37.454 Okay, and who were the other voicemails from? 00:45:38.455 --> 00:45:40.499 Raph. Your mom. 00:45:40.583 --> 00:45:43.919 - Yeah, play them? Play them, play them. - Okay. 00:45:48.549 --> 00:45:50.050 Sorry, making a smoothie. 00:45:50.134 --> 00:45:52.845 Listen, shit's getting weird here in New York, 00:45:52.928 --> 00:45:56.640 so I'm gonna come up there to the cabin and chill with you guys till this rides out. 00:45:56.724 --> 00:45:59.310 Sorry to crash your vibe. Peace. 00:45:59.393 --> 00:46:02.688 - When is that message from? - Yesterday at 1:30 p.m. 00:46:02.771 --> 00:46:04.231 Fuck! 00:46:04.315 --> 00:46:06.066 Okay, next one, next one. 00:46:06.150 --> 00:46:08.569 Hey, Su. Listen, I'm trying to get in touch with Jack, 00:46:08.652 --> 00:46:12.781 and so I tried you, but sounds like you two have the same ridiculous voicemail. 00:46:12.865 --> 00:46:15.618 Anywhoozle, we just wanted to let you know we loaded up the boat, 00:46:15.701 --> 00:46:18.412 and we're gonna be out on the water until all of this blows over. 00:46:18.495 --> 00:46:22.541 Dad has stored up 6 weeks of canned food, so don't worry about us, all right? 00:46:22.625 --> 00:46:24.335 He's got everything under control. 00:46:24.418 --> 00:46:29.215 Listen, if you get this in the next hour, we can pick you up at any port, all right? 00:46:29.298 --> 00:46:31.550 Hope you get this. Bye. 00:46:31.634 --> 00:46:33.052 What time's that from? 00:46:33.135 --> 00:46:35.387 5:35 pm, yesterday. 00:46:35.471 --> 00:46:37.890 Fuck. Okay. 00:46:37.973 --> 00:46:39.350 Yeah. 00:46:40.935 --> 00:46:41.810 Okay. 00:46:42.811 --> 00:46:47.233 Fuck, I'm probably just leaving a message for 2 dead people right now. 00:46:47.316 --> 00:46:49.068 We're all gonna die anyway. 00:46:50.069 --> 00:46:53.697 So I'm coming, my grandfather's gun is in the chest in the basement. 00:46:53.781 --> 00:46:54.990 The code is... 00:46:55.074 --> 00:46:57.785 the year penicillin was invented. Have it ready for me. 00:46:57.868 --> 00:47:00.246 Get away from it. No, it'll close up! 00:47:00.329 --> 00:47:01.997 We could've got out. 00:47:02.081 --> 00:47:04.333 Okay, well, maybe we're getting ahead of ourselves. 00:47:04.416 --> 00:47:06.126 Aliens, Su! 00:47:06.210 --> 00:47:10.839 I'm sorry, but you had ample time to tell me about this yesterday, we could have escaped! 00:47:10.923 --> 00:47:12.675 We could be on a fucking boat right now! 00:47:12.758 --> 00:47:14.468 Okay, what are we even doing here? 00:47:14.552 --> 00:47:15.719 It's your friend's cabin... 00:47:15.803 --> 00:47:18.180 I didn't know there were gonna be aliens on planet Earth! 00:47:18.264 --> 00:47:19.139 I didn't either! 00:47:19.223 --> 00:47:22.101 - Let's not argue, it's not helpful to argue. - You were arguing. 00:47:22.184 --> 00:47:25.396 I'm trying to voice my opinion and then you were starting to argue with me. 00:47:25.479 --> 00:47:27.064 Okay, fine, let's just both shut up. 00:47:27.147 --> 00:47:28.732 Yeah, you're right. Okay. 00:47:28.816 --> 00:47:30.943 Yes, just chill, 00:47:31.026 --> 00:47:35.781 and let's just think about this for a second. So... 00:47:38.742 --> 00:47:39.618 Okay. 00:47:40.661 --> 00:47:42.663 I think we should go into town, 00:47:42.746 --> 00:47:44.415 try to get cell service, 00:47:44.498 --> 00:47:47.710 and then we'll call your parents and meet them by the water. 00:47:47.793 --> 00:47:49.295 Okay. 00:47:49.378 --> 00:47:53.799 Don't you think, though, it'd be safer if we just stayed here and, you know, hide? 00:48:11.191 --> 00:48:12.067 No! 00:48:12.151 --> 00:48:13.277 No, no, no! 00:48:13.360 --> 00:48:15.571 - What, the car won't start? - Come on! 00:48:15.654 --> 00:48:19.867 - It's out of gas. - We just put $30 into the tank. 00:48:23.746 --> 00:48:25.748 This is an emergency alert. 00:48:25.831 --> 00:48:29.210 Take shelter and stay tuned for updates. 00:48:31.962 --> 00:48:34.298 Is there ethanol in gas? 00:48:35.299 --> 00:48:37.176 I don't know these things, Su. 00:48:37.259 --> 00:48:41.013 No, windows up, windows up, windows... Definitely do not get out of the car! 00:48:41.096 --> 00:48:43.390 Oh, my God. 00:48:54.568 --> 00:48:58.697 Okay, Su, I need you to be a little bit more focused on safety right now, okay? 00:48:58.781 --> 00:49:01.492 Jack, it drank the gas. 00:49:02.493 --> 00:49:05.496 Oh, my God. 00:49:05.579 --> 00:49:07.581 Oh, my God. 00:49:08.999 --> 00:49:10.209 Okay. 00:49:10.292 --> 00:49:12.878 Okay, yeah, so... 00:49:12.962 --> 00:49:15.297 I guess that we just stay put, yeah? 00:49:15.381 --> 00:49:16.799 - Yeah. - Yeah, okay. 00:49:16.882 --> 00:49:18.425 Yes. 00:49:18.509 --> 00:49:21.637 We have about 3 days worth of food. 00:49:21.720 --> 00:49:24.848 And kind of seems like the place people would wanna escape to, yeah? So... 00:49:24.932 --> 00:49:26.183 - Yeah. - Yeah. 00:49:26.267 --> 00:49:28.227 - Okay. - Okay. 00:49:28.310 --> 00:49:31.188 Food. Shelter. 00:49:31.272 --> 00:49:32.940 And we have a gun in the basement. 00:49:33.941 --> 00:49:36.860 No, no, no. Su. 00:49:36.944 --> 00:49:41.699 Okay, I'm not adding a gun to the situation. There's enough danger as it is. No gun. 00:49:41.782 --> 00:49:44.159 I can't, I cannot do that, can't do that. 00:49:44.243 --> 00:49:45.995 Jack. 00:49:46.078 --> 00:49:47.872 Jack, I know, trust me, I know. 00:49:47.955 --> 00:49:50.416 The presence of a gun, having a gun in the home, 00:49:50.499 --> 00:49:53.586 increases the probability of one of us being shot. 00:49:53.669 --> 00:49:55.629 I hate guns too. The statistics... 00:49:55.713 --> 00:49:57.464 If I so much as pick up a gun, 00:49:57.548 --> 00:50:00.759 I'm more likely to shoot you than anything else in the house. 00:50:00.843 --> 00:50:03.053 I know, Jack, I know the statistics. 00:50:03.137 --> 00:50:06.599 You're 11 times more likely to kill yourself than any external threat. 00:50:06.682 --> 00:50:07.850 Exactly. 00:50:08.851 --> 00:50:10.561 No guns. 00:50:11.562 --> 00:50:13.188 No gun. 00:50:14.982 --> 00:50:19.069 - It's just, we might need to use the gun. - No. No, no, no. 00:50:20.821 --> 00:50:22.072 Like if... 00:50:23.073 --> 00:50:27.203 aliens are coming toward us, 00:50:27.286 --> 00:50:29.538 a gun might stop them. 00:50:35.419 --> 00:50:38.339 Okay. We're gun people. 00:50:38.422 --> 00:50:41.467 - No... - We are gun people now. 00:50:49.141 --> 00:50:51.518 My grandfather's gun is in the chest in the basement. 00:50:51.602 --> 00:50:54.355 The code is... the year penicillin was invented. 00:50:54.438 --> 00:50:55.564 Have it ready for me. 00:50:55.648 --> 00:50:57.524 Get away from it. No, it'll close up! 00:50:58.567 --> 00:51:03.447 Sounded like 1970? 00:51:03.530 --> 00:51:05.157 Or like 1770. 00:51:05.241 --> 00:51:08.369 1777, 1777, 1870? 00:51:08.452 --> 00:51:10.663 What was penicillin the cure for? 00:51:10.746 --> 00:51:14.416 - Okay, yeah, I'm just gonna start at 1700. - Okay, that's great, thank you. 00:51:18.546 --> 00:51:20.381 I just hope my mom's okay. 00:51:20.464 --> 00:51:22.591 Oh, I wish I could call her. 00:51:22.675 --> 00:51:25.594 Su, you can't just think about... Yeah, right. 00:51:25.678 --> 00:51:27.179 1704... 00:51:27.263 --> 00:51:29.223 And the thing about... That's, you know, 00:51:29.306 --> 00:51:32.393 - because when you have parents, then they... - What? 00:51:32.476 --> 00:51:36.146 Just, I can't... I can't do the code and talk, yeah. 00:51:36.230 --> 00:51:38.232 There we go. Thank you. 00:51:41.151 --> 00:51:44.238 - So let's not speculate. - Right. 00:51:44.321 --> 00:51:46.782 What do we know? What do we not know? 00:51:46.865 --> 00:51:49.159 Okay. What do we know, what do we know? 00:51:49.243 --> 00:51:53.414 Well, we know that there are aliens on planet Earth. 00:51:54.415 --> 00:51:55.416 Jesus Christ. 00:51:55.499 --> 00:51:58.878 And we know that they look like tiny, furry, little foot stools 00:51:58.961 --> 00:52:00.838 and that New York has been evacuated, 00:52:00.921 --> 00:52:05.217 which means that other cities have been evacuated as well. 00:52:07.303 --> 00:52:10.264 Look, we can't think about this in terms of, like, movies we've seen 00:52:10.347 --> 00:52:13.309 because these are aliens from another planet, 00:52:13.392 --> 00:52:14.643 not Earth, 00:52:14.727 --> 00:52:17.980 so it doesn't really make sense to be talking in terms of wants. 00:52:18.063 --> 00:52:21.567 Because those are really Earth-based behaviors. 00:52:21.650 --> 00:52:23.819 Okay, we have to start somewhere. 00:52:25.487 --> 00:52:28.657 I don't think so. I think we should start nowhere. 00:52:31.202 --> 00:52:33.913 I'm gonna start looking for more stuff to make weapons. 00:52:33.996 --> 00:52:35.414 Wait, are you leaving this room? 00:52:35.497 --> 00:52:37.917 Yeah, I think there's more weapon-y stuff in the basement. 00:52:38.000 --> 00:52:39.710 But... Okay, just be careful. 00:52:39.793 --> 00:52:42.796 It's the... The pouffe is so fast and sneaky. 00:52:42.880 --> 00:52:46.634 Right, those are Earth-based attributes, but, yeah, okay. 00:53:58.372 --> 00:54:01.125 - What the hell was that? - I dropped a flashlight. 00:54:01.208 --> 00:54:04.420 - What are you doing? - I don't know, I don't know. 00:54:04.503 --> 00:54:05.838 I just... 00:54:05.921 --> 00:54:07.131 God. 00:54:08.132 --> 00:54:10.551 Can we not split up again? It's just too scary. 00:54:10.634 --> 00:54:12.094 Yeah, sorry. 00:54:12.177 --> 00:54:15.055 I got tape, flashlight, a broom, 00:54:15.139 --> 00:54:17.391 and I think we should use the wine. 00:54:17.474 --> 00:54:18.976 Use the wine? 00:54:19.059 --> 00:54:22.563 - Yeah, as, like, a distraction bomb. - What? 00:54:22.646 --> 00:54:24.398 Okay, so the pouffe is coming towards us, 00:54:24.481 --> 00:54:26.609 we have the wine, we throw it very far away, 00:54:26.692 --> 00:54:30.404 it shatters, the pouffe goes right towards the wine. 00:54:32.656 --> 00:54:35.492 It's not a bad idea. It's pretty clever. 00:54:35.576 --> 00:54:37.036 Thanks, yeah. I mean... 00:54:44.543 --> 00:54:46.629 The hinges aren't on. 00:54:46.712 --> 00:54:48.839 Looks like it just... 00:54:48.923 --> 00:54:51.133 Oh, bingo. 00:54:51.217 --> 00:54:53.010 Yes. 00:54:54.678 --> 00:54:56.805 We should test it. 00:55:08.943 --> 00:55:12.071 - What are you doing? - Oh, I'm just protecting my ears. 00:55:14.490 --> 00:55:15.950 I think you should too. 00:55:17.701 --> 00:55:19.411 Just shoot the gun. 00:55:23.040 --> 00:55:23.958 Okay. 00:55:24.959 --> 00:55:27.461 God, this trigger's hard to... 00:55:29.964 --> 00:55:31.799 Jack! Are you...? 00:55:33.175 --> 00:55:35.010 Is there any in my hair? 00:55:35.094 --> 00:55:37.555 - No, I think you're good. - Yeah, cool. 00:55:37.638 --> 00:55:39.348 How about on my body? 00:55:39.431 --> 00:55:42.101 - You're good, are you okay? - Yeah. Yeah, fine. 00:55:44.979 --> 00:55:48.941 I hid the bullets too, in a separate place. 00:55:51.944 --> 00:55:53.821 Regardless of everything else, 00:55:53.904 --> 00:55:57.074 I'm glad we're on the same page about guns. 00:55:58.534 --> 00:56:01.453 - I'm starving. - Me too. 00:56:02.454 --> 00:56:04.832 We should probably ration, though, right? 00:56:04.915 --> 00:56:06.500 Yeah. 00:56:07.877 --> 00:56:11.088 We should make go bags, in case we have to leave really suddenly. 00:56:11.171 --> 00:56:14.800 Okay. Yeah, like passports and birth certificates. 00:56:15.801 --> 00:56:19.972 No, we don't have those. Okay, yeah, go bags, that's a good idea. Okay. 00:56:20.973 --> 00:56:23.809 We have spaghetti squash, micro greens, 00:56:23.893 --> 00:56:27.104 lamb chops, leftover quinoa... 00:56:28.606 --> 00:56:32.067 Would it have killed us to have gotten some nonperishables? 00:56:35.613 --> 00:56:40.492 Okay. 3, 2, 1, go. 00:56:47.041 --> 00:56:48.542 Fuck! 00:56:49.877 --> 00:56:50.753 On the move. 00:56:50.836 --> 00:56:53.339 Hut! Hut! 00:56:53.422 --> 00:56:55.174 Get the ice. 00:56:59.261 --> 00:57:02.640 - It won't close, it won't close! - It's okay, it's okay, let's go, let's go. 00:57:02.723 --> 00:57:04.600 All right. And I'm here. 00:57:04.683 --> 00:57:06.894 Banana bag, the duffel, the backpack. 00:57:06.977 --> 00:57:08.437 Good. 00:57:10.231 --> 00:57:12.816 23 seconds. Not bad. 00:57:13.817 --> 00:57:16.820 Seems like a lot of stuff to carry on the run. 00:57:21.534 --> 00:57:23.160 Okay, okay. 00:57:24.161 --> 00:57:25.538 Sean Connery. 00:57:26.539 --> 00:57:30.209 What time are you going to Wimbledon? 00:57:38.384 --> 00:57:40.344 I don't know. 00:57:41.971 --> 00:57:45.849 "I was thinking about 10-ish." 00:57:47.726 --> 00:57:48.686 That's a good one. 00:57:50.229 --> 00:57:52.565 Okay, Sean Connery. 00:57:53.566 --> 00:57:58.696 What did Sean Connery say to the hostage who had a beard? 00:58:01.240 --> 00:58:02.408 I don't know. 00:58:03.409 --> 00:58:06.871 "I came here to shave you." 00:58:11.250 --> 00:58:15.254 Is anyone going to shave us? 00:58:16.255 --> 00:58:19.842 Or are we gonna have to shave ourselves? 00:58:21.802 --> 00:58:26.223 If it's as bad as it seems, everything's gonna be different. 00:58:27.892 --> 00:58:31.729 Maybe I can be a part of the team that rebuilds the Internet. 00:58:34.398 --> 00:58:35.649 Jackie. 00:58:36.650 --> 00:58:38.027 Yeah? 00:58:39.945 --> 00:58:42.406 We don't have any skills. 00:58:50.080 --> 00:58:52.041 Are you scared? 00:58:53.626 --> 00:58:54.960 A little bit. 00:58:55.961 --> 00:58:59.340 Me too. A little bit. 00:59:09.141 --> 00:59:10.809 You should go to sleep for a bit. 00:59:11.810 --> 00:59:14.939 I wouldn't abandon you. No way. 00:59:15.940 --> 00:59:18.692 I'm not even tired yet, seriously. 00:59:19.693 --> 00:59:23.739 I'll wake you up when I'm tired and then you can keep watch. 00:59:28.744 --> 00:59:30.788 I love you, Jackie. 00:59:41.799 --> 00:59:44.510 I know they don't look like us, Jack. 00:59:46.303 --> 00:59:50.558 But who's to say they won't take better care of this place? 00:59:52.518 --> 00:59:54.228 Get out of here! 00:59:54.311 --> 00:59:57.690 Jack, it's okay, it's okay. 00:59:57.773 --> 00:59:59.608 Pouffe on the couch! 01:00:00.609 --> 01:00:03.821 - You stay away from us! - There's a pouffe on the couch! 01:00:04.947 --> 01:00:06.699 - Jack, we need to go! - What's happening? 01:00:06.782 --> 01:00:09.994 - I need a minute. - Jack, we need to get out of here! Jack! 01:00:10.077 --> 01:00:12.079 - Run, Jack. - Okay. 01:00:12.162 --> 01:00:14.331 Let's go! Let's go. 01:00:15.624 --> 01:00:18.335 Okay. Okay. Come on. Come on. 01:00:18.419 --> 01:00:20.004 That was the pouffe, wasn't it? 01:00:20.087 --> 01:00:21.755 Yeah, it was. It was. 01:00:21.839 --> 01:00:24.925 - Barn, barn, barn! - Barn! 01:00:28.387 --> 01:00:30.014 No, no, no, I just woke up! 01:00:40.900 --> 01:00:42.568 Okay, okay. 01:00:42.651 --> 01:00:44.528 - Okay. Yeah. - Okay. 01:00:44.612 --> 01:00:46.238 Okay. 01:00:49.950 --> 01:00:51.076 Keys? 01:00:52.077 --> 01:00:53.579 Keys. 01:00:54.580 --> 01:00:56.665 - Car! - Yeah. 01:00:56.749 --> 01:00:58.209 - Car! - Yeah, yeah, yeah! 01:00:58.292 --> 01:01:00.836 Okay. Keys. Yeah. 01:01:00.920 --> 01:01:02.588 No hole! 01:01:03.589 --> 01:01:06.008 No hole, no hole, no hole. 01:01:09.136 --> 01:01:11.597 - You have to put the clutch in. - It's stick shift? 01:01:11.680 --> 01:01:14.099 - Stick, you can't drive a stick? - Can you? 01:01:14.183 --> 01:01:15.226 No. 01:01:16.518 --> 01:01:19.605 Well, my boyfriend in college taught me once, but it was once. 01:01:19.688 --> 01:01:23.234 I don't know, I'm not very good! I don't know. 01:01:23.317 --> 01:01:25.069 Okay. 01:01:25.152 --> 01:01:27.112 Oh, my God, yeah. 01:01:28.113 --> 01:01:30.115 All right. Okay. 01:01:31.116 --> 01:01:35.287 Put the clutch in, turn the engine... 01:01:38.707 --> 01:01:39.959 Have to keep the clutch in. 01:01:45.714 --> 01:01:48.842 Go, go, go! Su, Su! 01:02:00.020 --> 01:02:01.188 Go, go, go. 01:02:01.272 --> 01:02:03.691 - Go, go, go! - I'm going, I'm going, I'm going! 01:02:03.774 --> 01:02:05.484 Okay. 01:02:05.568 --> 01:02:09.280 - Okay. Come on, Su, a little faster. - Okay, this is as fast as it goes. 01:02:09.363 --> 01:02:10.948 All right. All right. 01:02:11.031 --> 01:02:12.825 Going, going, going. 01:02:12.908 --> 01:02:14.034 Going. Wait. 01:02:14.118 --> 01:02:15.035 The go bags. 01:02:15.119 --> 01:02:17.037 Goddamn it, the go bags. 01:02:17.121 --> 01:02:20.541 We can do this. 23 seconds, we got this. 01:02:20.624 --> 01:02:24.211 - Su, the pouffe is in the cabin! - Right. 01:02:24.295 --> 01:02:27.548 Okay, let's forget the fridge stuff. Then we don't have to go in the cabin. 01:02:27.631 --> 01:02:30.885 We have the go bags by the door with the essentials, that's all we need, okay? 01:02:30.968 --> 01:02:32.052 - Okay. - Okay. 01:02:32.136 --> 01:02:33.220 So I'm gonna reverse. 01:02:33.304 --> 01:02:35.180 You're gonna go to the wood pile, get the ax. 01:02:35.264 --> 01:02:37.433 I'm gonna go in the cabin, get the bags by the door. 01:02:37.516 --> 01:02:39.226 We'll meet back in the car and reverse. 01:02:39.310 --> 01:02:41.979 Reverse, go to the wood pile, go back to the door, get the bags, 01:02:42.062 --> 01:02:44.064 get outside, take the other... 01:02:44.148 --> 01:02:45.816 Are you listening or are you repeating? 01:02:45.900 --> 01:02:48.152 Yeah, go to the ax... I'm so sorry. Just one more time. 01:02:48.235 --> 01:02:52.531 No, just get the ax... Okay, I'm so sorry. What is it? What, say it one more time? 01:02:57.953 --> 01:02:59.997 - Okay, okay. - Okay. 01:03:06.045 --> 01:03:07.713 - Su, Su! - What? 01:03:07.796 --> 01:03:10.883 - Stop! Pouffe on the roof. - What? 01:03:10.966 --> 01:03:12.343 Pouffe on the roof! 01:03:23.646 --> 01:03:27.358 It didn't drink the gas. I don't think it... Is it clear? 01:03:27.441 --> 01:03:28.567 I don't know. 01:03:28.651 --> 01:03:29.568 Is it good? 01:03:29.652 --> 01:03:31.820 I don't know, yeah, yeah. 01:03:31.904 --> 01:03:32.905 Okay. 01:03:32.988 --> 01:03:34.323 Okay. 01:03:38.327 --> 01:03:39.745 Here, got you. 01:03:39.828 --> 01:03:41.163 Let's go. 01:03:41.247 --> 01:03:43.249 Okay. Okay. 01:03:47.753 --> 01:03:49.463 Do you see any? 01:03:52.174 --> 01:03:55.052 - What was that? - It doesn't matter, let's just keep going. 01:03:55.135 --> 01:03:55.970 - Yeah? - Okay. 01:03:56.053 --> 01:03:57.346 Okay. 01:03:58.347 --> 01:04:00.599 - Hey-o. - Oh, God! 01:04:07.106 --> 01:04:08.857 All right, yeah, I'm not an expert, 01:04:08.941 --> 01:04:11.902 but don't you think that we should be switching gears? 01:04:32.172 --> 01:04:34.383 Damn it, I slept in my contacts. 01:04:34.466 --> 01:04:36.802 Oh, what, you didn't eat them? 01:04:38.053 --> 01:04:39.430 Still no service? 01:04:40.556 --> 01:04:42.766 No, no service. 01:04:43.976 --> 01:04:47.521 Hey, hey, hey, wait, what is that? 01:04:48.689 --> 01:04:51.108 Oh, stop, stop, stop. 01:04:52.484 --> 01:04:53.777 Oh, no. 01:04:55.654 --> 01:04:58.741 Oh, God, it's a pouffe. Oh, shit. 01:04:58.824 --> 01:05:00.367 Oh, no. 01:05:00.451 --> 01:05:01.785 It sucked out the gas! 01:05:01.869 --> 01:05:02.870 It sucked out the gas. 01:05:02.953 --> 01:05:04.079 - It's a fluffer! - Shoot it! 01:05:04.163 --> 01:05:05.289 Holy shit. 01:05:05.372 --> 01:05:08.209 - It's going right through! - It's going straight through. 01:05:10.252 --> 01:05:11.587 Oh, my God. 01:05:11.670 --> 01:05:12.546 No, no, no. 01:05:12.630 --> 01:05:13.756 No, no, no. 01:05:13.839 --> 01:05:15.633 Oh, fuck. 01:05:17.092 --> 01:05:18.802 No, no, no. 01:05:21.180 --> 01:05:22.932 - Shit, Su, reverse. - Oh, my God, okay. 01:05:23.015 --> 01:05:24.266 - Reverse, reverse. - Okay. 01:05:24.350 --> 01:05:25.976 - Come on. - Okay. 01:05:26.060 --> 01:05:27.269 Can't get it. 01:05:27.353 --> 01:05:29.438 Jack, what are you doing? 01:05:31.065 --> 01:05:32.483 Jack! 01:05:41.992 --> 01:05:43.744 Holy shit. 01:06:00.177 --> 01:06:01.387 Holy shit. 01:06:02.388 --> 01:06:04.473 - It worked. - It worked. 01:06:04.557 --> 01:06:05.808 Holy shit. 01:06:12.773 --> 01:06:14.108 Oh, God. 01:06:14.191 --> 01:06:15.901 It's in my mouth. 01:06:15.985 --> 01:06:17.861 Did it just pouffe us? 01:06:23.868 --> 01:06:24.952 Is it gone? 01:06:26.078 --> 01:06:28.163 Yeah. I think so. 01:06:28.247 --> 01:06:30.165 Yeah, drive. 01:06:38.883 --> 01:06:42.386 Jesus, that's a lot of blood. 01:06:48.684 --> 01:06:50.102 What was that? 01:06:52.855 --> 01:06:54.690 That's a baby. 01:06:57.902 --> 01:07:00.779 That's definitely a crying baby in the truck. 01:07:01.780 --> 01:07:05.576 Okay, what if it wasn't a baby? What if it was, like, a bird or something? 01:07:07.828 --> 01:07:10.539 Under normal circumstances, you know I would help the baby out. 01:07:10.623 --> 01:07:12.082 You know I would. 01:07:12.166 --> 01:07:15.961 I just think that right now we should be just full-blown selfish, yeah? 01:07:16.045 --> 01:07:19.215 Jack, we can't be the people who left the crying baby in the truck, though. 01:07:20.216 --> 01:07:22.134 Maybe we didn't hear it. Right? 01:07:22.218 --> 01:07:26.805 What if we just drove by and we didn't even hear it, the baby? 01:07:29.183 --> 01:07:30.893 - Shit! - Oh, God. 01:07:30.976 --> 01:07:32.353 God. Shit. 01:07:44.615 --> 01:07:46.700 Shit, it's a baby. 01:07:49.578 --> 01:07:52.414 Should we just take it or should we leave a note? 01:07:52.498 --> 01:07:56.001 I'd like to get the fuck out of here as fast as possible. 01:07:57.962 --> 01:08:00.214 Okay, okay. 01:08:05.803 --> 01:08:07.346 Hi. 01:08:08.347 --> 01:08:10.391 Okay, we're gonna get you out of here. 01:08:10.474 --> 01:08:11.850 Yes, we are. 01:08:11.934 --> 01:08:13.143 I got you. 01:08:13.227 --> 01:08:15.604 Can you help me with the seat belt? 01:08:16.605 --> 01:08:19.108 You're okay. It's okay. 01:08:19.191 --> 01:08:22.444 - It's just, it's stuck, I don't know why. - Okay. 01:08:22.528 --> 01:08:25.406 - What the hell? - Actually, should we just get him out 01:08:25.489 --> 01:08:28.993 - and just not worry about the whole thing? - I'm trying to get the whole thing out. 01:08:29.076 --> 01:08:31.871 - Okay, just take him out. - Is this a button or a knob? 01:08:31.954 --> 01:08:32.955 Tell me how this... 01:08:33.038 --> 01:08:35.749 That's how you should do it, let me look for something. 01:08:35.833 --> 01:08:38.419 Why would it look like a button if it's not a button? 01:08:38.502 --> 01:08:41.338 - It's like military grade. I don't know. - Why would you make it...? 01:08:41.421 --> 01:08:44.592 Oh, it's stuck. But... 01:08:44.675 --> 01:08:47.135 It's a diesel, isn't it? 01:08:47.219 --> 01:08:48.679 A lady! 01:08:48.762 --> 01:08:51.139 I'm gonna take the car, okay? 01:08:51.223 --> 01:08:53.349 Okay, no, no, no! 01:08:53.434 --> 01:08:56.019 There are 6 more bullets left in this gun. 01:08:56.103 --> 01:08:58.606 - Don't take the car. - Don't do this, please don't do this! 01:08:58.688 --> 01:09:01.108 - We don't know what we're doing! - You can't leave us here! 01:09:01.191 --> 01:09:02.568 What about the baby? 01:09:03.611 --> 01:09:05.446 It's not my baby. 01:09:09.450 --> 01:09:11.076 Wait. 01:09:22.755 --> 01:09:24.757 What is happening? 01:09:25.799 --> 01:09:27.718 We're fucked. 01:09:27.800 --> 01:09:29.720 I mean, we were fucked, 01:09:29.803 --> 01:09:33.014 and now we have no car and a fucking baby! 01:09:33.098 --> 01:09:35.851 Where did she come from, the woods? 01:09:35.934 --> 01:09:37.937 The go bags, Jack. 01:09:38.019 --> 01:09:39.772 What the fuck just happened? 01:09:39.854 --> 01:09:41.898 If we had the gun, we would still have the car. 01:09:41.982 --> 01:09:44.235 Su, if we had a gun, she would've shot us 01:09:44.318 --> 01:09:46.695 and then stolen the car. 01:09:50.616 --> 01:09:51.909 Is he okay? 01:09:52.910 --> 01:09:56.037 Of course he's not okay. His parents are dead and he's stuck with us. 01:09:56.121 --> 01:09:58.831 You're okay. You're okay, little guy. 01:09:58.916 --> 01:10:00.459 I'm gonna get you out of here. 01:10:00.543 --> 01:10:02.878 Okay, let's just grab their shit and let's go. 01:10:02.961 --> 01:10:04.380 Okay, where? 01:10:04.463 --> 01:10:07.132 I don't know, the woods, the other way? 01:10:07.215 --> 01:10:08.092 Okay, yeah. 01:10:08.175 --> 01:10:09.009 Shit. 01:10:09.093 --> 01:10:10.094 Okay, come on. 01:10:10.177 --> 01:10:11.595 Still no service. 01:10:11.679 --> 01:10:15.266 Okay, let's stay away from houses and cars. 01:10:15.349 --> 01:10:16.809 Hi. 01:10:16.892 --> 01:10:19.353 Hurry up because I think we're kind of in a hot zone here. 01:10:19.436 --> 01:10:21.313 The car probably still smells like ethanol. 01:10:21.397 --> 01:10:22.398 Bingo. 01:10:28.028 --> 01:10:30.990 Feel like I can still smell the pouffe. 01:10:38.163 --> 01:10:39.999 My birth control was in the car. 01:10:41.000 --> 01:10:42.126 Goddamn it. 01:10:42.209 --> 01:10:45.337 If we don't get rescued in the next 3 days, I'm going to get my period. 01:10:45.421 --> 01:10:46.964 Is that how that works? 01:10:47.047 --> 01:10:52.011 Instant noodles, electrolytes, epinephrine. 01:10:53.012 --> 01:10:55.431 There's a birth certificate for this little guy. 01:10:55.514 --> 01:10:58.350 - Oh, my God. - What? What is it? 01:11:00.644 --> 01:11:02.229 No! 01:11:04.315 --> 01:11:05.983 Baby Jack? 01:11:06.066 --> 01:11:07.318 Baby Jack. 01:11:08.652 --> 01:11:11.655 We have two... We have two Jacks. 01:11:18.454 --> 01:11:20.497 I think Baby Jack shat himself. 01:11:25.961 --> 01:11:27.213 Do you know how to do it? 01:11:28.214 --> 01:11:30.382 - I guess so. - Yeah. 01:11:30.466 --> 01:11:32.760 I mean, it's not cricket science. 01:11:32.843 --> 01:11:33.886 Cricket? 01:11:33.969 --> 01:11:36.430 - Rocket science. - Yeah. 01:11:36.513 --> 01:11:38.724 I changed my nephew a couple of times. 01:11:38.807 --> 01:11:41.602 He peed on me once, so I learned my lesson there. 01:11:41.685 --> 01:11:44.271 You gotta keep your head back. 01:11:46.023 --> 01:11:48.108 Just put him on the ground, or...? 01:11:48.192 --> 01:11:49.693 Changing mat. 01:11:49.777 --> 01:11:51.195 Yeah. Yeah, yeah. 01:11:51.278 --> 01:11:52.696 Okay. 01:11:52.780 --> 01:11:55.658 Hi. Hi, Baby Jack. 01:11:55.741 --> 01:11:56.700 Hi. 01:11:56.784 --> 01:12:00.120 Okay, Baby Jack. 01:12:00.204 --> 01:12:02.581 Okay, there we go. 01:12:05.084 --> 01:12:07.878 What do we got here, a little snappy snappies? 01:12:08.879 --> 01:12:09.880 Yeah. 01:12:10.881 --> 01:12:12.967 Oh, okay. 01:12:14.552 --> 01:12:16.470 Oh, you got a little frown on, huh? 01:12:16.554 --> 01:12:18.764 You little frowny guy. 01:12:19.765 --> 01:12:22.059 Can you grab his legs? This is, like, a two-person job. 01:12:22.142 --> 01:12:23.435 - Sure. - Yeah. 01:12:24.436 --> 01:12:25.271 Okay. 01:12:25.354 --> 01:12:27.940 There we go. 01:12:38.659 --> 01:12:40.411 Litterbug. 01:12:51.714 --> 01:12:53.215 I think I need to sit down. 01:12:55.593 --> 01:12:57.052 Okay. 01:12:57.136 --> 01:12:58.804 Yeah. 01:12:58.888 --> 01:13:01.265 Here we go. 01:13:05.644 --> 01:13:07.104 You're really pretty. 01:13:08.105 --> 01:13:09.940 I guess I feel pretty. 01:13:13.027 --> 01:13:16.906 I can't see you very well, but I would say you look strong. 01:13:16.989 --> 01:13:17.990 Yeah. 01:13:18.991 --> 01:13:21.785 - I feel strong. - Good. 01:13:27.875 --> 01:13:30.628 I mean, this is what we should've done all along. 01:13:30.711 --> 01:13:33.923 - Had a baby, living wild and free. - Yeah. Baby. 01:13:35.216 --> 01:13:37.968 No, no, no burden of a job or society. 01:13:38.052 --> 01:13:39.678 Yeah! 01:13:39.762 --> 01:13:41.180 Now we have... 01:13:42.181 --> 01:13:43.724 Now we have a son. 01:13:43.807 --> 01:13:45.517 What? 01:13:45.601 --> 01:13:46.435 What? 01:13:47.436 --> 01:13:49.355 What did you say? 01:13:50.356 --> 01:13:52.483 Do you wanna meet the officiant? 01:13:52.566 --> 01:13:54.276 Su, this is Reverend Tree. 01:13:54.360 --> 01:13:56.195 Reverend Tree, Su. 01:13:57.196 --> 01:13:59.615 Hey. He's marrying us. 01:13:59.698 --> 01:14:00.991 We're getting married? 01:14:01.075 --> 01:14:02.952 - Yeah, we are. - We're getting married. 01:14:03.035 --> 01:14:04.036 Yes. 01:14:04.119 --> 01:14:07.122 Let us promise to always 01:14:07.206 --> 01:14:09.583 listen to each other's thoughts and feelings 01:14:09.667 --> 01:14:11.460 and to never lie, 01:14:11.544 --> 01:14:14.213 especially when it pertains to aliens. 01:14:14.296 --> 01:14:15.548 Okay. 01:14:15.631 --> 01:14:18.384 And let's just get jobs and contribute to society. 01:14:18.467 --> 01:14:20.052 And let's rebuild the country. 01:14:20.135 --> 01:14:22.346 - Just give me one second. - Of course, take your time, 01:14:22.429 --> 01:14:23.889 I don't need an answer right now. 01:14:23.973 --> 01:14:25.140 That's what I told the guy. 01:14:25.224 --> 01:14:27.393 I said you ever gonna come around here another time, 01:14:27.476 --> 01:14:30.229 you better shove that up your ass, trying to sell me a coconut. 01:14:31.230 --> 01:14:33.065 Oh, Su, what is this? 01:14:33.148 --> 01:14:34.066 Su, Su, Su? 01:14:36.193 --> 01:14:37.486 Jack. 01:14:42.199 --> 01:14:43.075 Jack. 01:14:43.158 --> 01:14:44.368 Jack, Jack, Jack. 01:14:44.451 --> 01:14:45.286 Come snug me. 01:14:45.369 --> 01:14:47.955 Jack, I'm gonna save you. 01:14:52.334 --> 01:14:55.045 I got it. I got it. 01:15:02.678 --> 01:15:04.013 Is that string cheese? 01:15:04.096 --> 01:15:04.930 Don't fight me. 01:15:05.014 --> 01:15:07.725 I'm not gonna fight. I like that stuff. 01:15:10.769 --> 01:15:14.356 Remove blue. 01:15:16.483 --> 01:15:17.610 1. 01:15:18.611 --> 01:15:19.778 2. 01:15:21.238 --> 01:15:22.823 3. 01:16:27.304 --> 01:16:28.597 Su. 01:16:28.681 --> 01:16:30.099 Oh, God. 01:16:30.182 --> 01:16:31.684 Su. Su, Su. 01:16:31.767 --> 01:16:33.018 Su. 01:16:33.102 --> 01:16:34.770 - Su. - What? 01:16:34.853 --> 01:16:37.398 - We've been drugged, something happened. - What's happening? 01:16:37.481 --> 01:16:38.732 - You stabbing me? - No, no, no. 01:16:38.816 --> 01:16:40.818 The pouffe, it pouffed us. 01:16:40.901 --> 01:16:43.529 And we just gotta go. It's not very safe out right now, okay? 01:16:43.612 --> 01:16:44.905 Oh, no. 01:16:44.989 --> 01:16:46.824 I lost a contact. 01:16:46.907 --> 01:16:48.325 It's not in my eye. 01:16:48.409 --> 01:16:50.286 - Oh, shit. - Goddamn it. 01:16:50.369 --> 01:16:53.122 All my other contacts are in the goddamn car. 01:16:53.205 --> 01:16:55.791 Hey, whatever happened to your glasses? 01:16:55.875 --> 01:16:58.878 I didn't like the way they looked, so I threw them in the garbage. 01:16:58.961 --> 01:16:59.962 Okay. 01:17:00.045 --> 01:17:01.714 Well, can you see at all? 01:17:01.797 --> 01:17:03.674 Like, through one eye. 01:17:05.342 --> 01:17:07.052 Still no service. 01:17:07.136 --> 01:17:08.262 Su? 01:17:08.345 --> 01:17:09.763 What? 01:17:09.847 --> 01:17:11.807 Where's Baby Jack? 01:17:17.897 --> 01:17:19.565 Jack? 01:17:20.566 --> 01:17:21.525 Jack! 01:17:21.609 --> 01:17:24.194 I mean, he was here, and then I was here, 01:17:24.278 --> 01:17:25.279 and then he went... 01:17:25.362 --> 01:17:26.780 We lost the baby. 01:17:26.864 --> 01:17:28.741 Of course we lost the baby. 01:17:28.824 --> 01:17:30.701 I don't think he could've gotten far. 01:17:30.784 --> 01:17:34.955 Yeah, sure, we can't even take care of ourselves, let alone a baby. 01:17:35.039 --> 01:17:38.375 We should've just left him in the car for someone more capable to find him. 01:17:38.459 --> 01:17:39.835 Jack, we're idiots. 01:17:39.919 --> 01:17:42.379 We should be dead instead of Baby Jack's parents. 01:17:42.463 --> 01:17:46.217 Su, I think you're just having a hard time right now because we were poisoned. 01:17:46.300 --> 01:17:48.802 No, the world is fucked, 01:17:48.886 --> 01:17:51.138 and we should stop pretending it's not! 01:17:51.222 --> 01:17:56.227 Okay, maybe if we just be quiet, we can hear him. 01:17:56.310 --> 01:17:57.937 Okay? 01:18:03.901 --> 01:18:06.153 We're gonna die out here! 01:18:06.237 --> 01:18:08.656 Su, Su, Su, no, no, no. 01:18:08.739 --> 01:18:11.283 We're not dying. Hey, we're not dying. 01:18:11.367 --> 01:18:12.451 We're not dying. 01:18:12.535 --> 01:18:14.537 Let's just try to focus on one thing. 01:18:14.620 --> 01:18:16.372 Finding the baby. 01:18:16.455 --> 01:18:20.000 Yeah, focus with me, okay. 01:18:36.392 --> 01:18:37.226 Baby Jack! 01:18:40.521 --> 01:18:41.564 Pouffe. 01:18:42.648 --> 01:18:44.858 Is it looking at us or is it looking at him? 01:18:48.571 --> 01:18:51.949 Okay, on the count of 3, 01:18:52.032 --> 01:18:54.159 you grab the knife, and I'll grab the wine. 01:18:55.661 --> 01:18:56.912 1... 01:18:56.996 --> 01:18:58.330 Now! 01:19:01.584 --> 01:19:03.419 Jack! 01:19:17.391 --> 01:19:19.018 Jack. 01:19:20.352 --> 01:19:22.479 Su, the wine. 01:19:23.689 --> 01:19:24.523 Okay. 01:19:25.524 --> 01:19:27.526 - Come on, Su. - Okay. 01:19:38.829 --> 01:19:39.663 Jack! 01:19:41.373 --> 01:19:43.000 Jack! 01:19:44.501 --> 01:19:46.629 I'm alive, I'm alive! 01:19:46.712 --> 01:19:48.631 Oh, my God. 01:19:48.714 --> 01:19:50.090 Okay. 01:19:52.635 --> 01:19:54.261 Jack, Jack. 01:20:07.650 --> 01:20:09.485 What the fuck? 01:20:29.004 --> 01:20:30.047 You okay? 01:20:59.326 --> 01:21:01.287 Hi. 01:21:09.378 --> 01:21:11.255 No way. 01:21:18.679 --> 01:21:20.431 Oh, baby, I know. 01:21:20.514 --> 01:21:22.141 It's okay. 01:21:22.224 --> 01:21:23.392 Are you okay? 01:21:23.475 --> 01:21:25.644 Yeah, yeah, I think so. 01:21:25.728 --> 01:21:28.647 I mean, it almost killed me, but I think so. 01:21:32.192 --> 01:21:34.737 You stepped between me and the pouffe. 01:21:34.820 --> 01:21:35.863 Yeah. 01:21:35.946 --> 01:21:37.197 You shielded me. 01:21:37.281 --> 01:21:40.284 Well, you savagely murdered that pouffe when it was attacking me. 01:21:42.411 --> 01:21:44.747 I really... I didn't like it. 01:21:44.830 --> 01:21:46.790 I really didn't want to. 01:21:46.874 --> 01:21:49.960 - I don't like killing things. - Yeah. 01:21:50.044 --> 01:21:52.504 Sorry, I can't stop shaking. 01:21:52.588 --> 01:21:54.215 It's okay. 01:21:54.298 --> 01:21:56.133 I'm shaking too. 01:21:56.217 --> 01:21:59.428 And we're chock-full of epinephrine right now. 01:22:03.265 --> 01:22:05.226 I think we're close to the trail. 01:22:06.227 --> 01:22:08.604 We should just keep going up that hill. 01:22:13.025 --> 01:22:15.236 What, do you love me or something? 01:22:18.781 --> 01:22:21.033 What...? What is epinephrine? 01:22:21.116 --> 01:22:22.952 I don't know. 01:22:53.482 --> 01:22:55.401 Is that the lookout? 01:23:03.200 --> 01:23:05.160 Really is a nice view, huh? 01:23:06.161 --> 01:23:07.037 Here. 01:23:23.762 --> 01:23:26.640 We were here just a few days ago. 01:23:27.766 --> 01:23:29.768 3 days ago. 01:23:31.437 --> 01:23:33.606 I don't even know who I am anymore. 01:23:34.607 --> 01:23:37.818 Oh, I don't think it matters who we are anymore. 01:23:38.819 --> 01:23:40.321 Yeah? 01:23:41.322 --> 01:23:42.865 Right? 01:23:49.788 --> 01:23:51.457 Yeah? 01:23:56.670 --> 01:23:58.631 Oh, there's a thingy. 01:24:00.299 --> 01:24:02.259 Su, there's something over there. 01:24:05.512 --> 01:24:07.389 Was that there before? 01:24:12.144 --> 01:24:14.313 What is that? 01:24:27.743 --> 01:24:29.119 - Just looking. - Su. 01:24:29.203 --> 01:24:31.539 - I'm just looking. - Su! 01:24:57.189 --> 01:24:59.024 What is she doing? 01:25:00.025 --> 01:25:02.278 Yeah, what's she doing? 01:25:05.864 --> 01:25:08.492 Okay, we're touching it. 01:25:11.996 --> 01:25:13.539 I can't. 01:25:14.540 --> 01:25:18.586 There's like a... Like a force field. 01:25:18.669 --> 01:25:21.797 Great. Well, maybe we don't touch it. Yeah, it's not safe. 01:25:21.881 --> 01:25:24.174 What's safe now, Jack? 01:25:28.220 --> 01:25:30.055 Okay. 01:25:31.432 --> 01:25:33.183 Let's touch the thing. 01:25:55.039 --> 01:25:56.624 Cool. 01:26:01.212 --> 01:26:03.297 Is it a communication tower or something? 01:26:03.380 --> 01:26:06.884 Look, it just keeps going, like down into the ground. 01:26:07.885 --> 01:26:09.220 Phone? 01:26:09.303 --> 01:26:10.721 - Phone! - It's me. 01:26:10.804 --> 01:26:12.264 - Phone. - It's me. It's me. 01:26:12.348 --> 01:26:13.349 Phone. 01:26:13.432 --> 01:26:14.350 - Yes! - Yeah? 01:26:14.433 --> 01:26:15.559 - Yes! - My God, who is it? 01:26:15.643 --> 01:26:18.437 - Who is it, what is it? - No! It won't pick up, it's totally busted. 01:26:18.520 --> 01:26:21.649 It won't answer. It won't answer. Check yours, check yours, check yours. 01:26:21.732 --> 01:26:22.650 It's on. 01:26:23.651 --> 01:26:24.985 Oh, my God, I have signal. 01:26:25.069 --> 01:26:26.237 - Oh, my God, yeah. - Yes. 01:26:26.320 --> 01:26:28.364 - So many texts. - Yeah. 01:26:28.447 --> 01:26:29.865 Oh, my God. 01:26:29.949 --> 01:26:32.326 - Holy shit. - Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 01:26:32.409 --> 01:26:33.953 Okay, go to CNN. 01:26:34.036 --> 01:26:35.704 Okay, all right. 01:26:35.788 --> 01:26:39.833 I'm standing in the center of what used to be Johannesburg. 01:26:39.917 --> 01:26:41.544 - What? - What is that? 01:26:42.545 --> 01:26:44.213 Go to Twitter. 01:26:45.256 --> 01:26:47.383 - This isn't right. - I don't know. 01:26:47.466 --> 01:26:50.135 - What is happening? - This can't be real. 01:26:50.219 --> 01:26:51.595 Go to Facebook. 01:26:53.806 --> 01:26:55.683 ...all right on the checkpoint. 01:27:08.320 --> 01:27:09.446 Oh, shit! 01:27:09.530 --> 01:27:10.531 Oh, shit. Oh, shit! 01:27:10.614 --> 01:27:11.615 Oh, shit! 01:27:11.699 --> 01:27:12.575 Oh, no! 01:27:15.035 --> 01:27:17.955 - Shit! Help. Help! - Help! Help! 01:27:22.251 --> 01:27:24.044 - Help! - Help! 01:27:24.128 --> 01:27:25.296 We're in a pouffe trap! 01:27:25.379 --> 01:27:28.048 - We're in a fucking pouffe trap! - Shit, shit, shit. Shit, Jack. 01:27:28.132 --> 01:27:31.886 - Okay, wait... Su, Su, the phone! - Oh, my God, yes! Let me call my mom? 01:27:31.969 --> 01:27:33.178 No, I don't wanna worry her. 01:27:33.262 --> 01:27:34.763 - 911. - We should call 911. 01:27:34.847 --> 01:27:36.557 Okay. 01:27:36.640 --> 01:27:38.434 - Speaker, speaker. - Speaker. 01:27:38.517 --> 01:27:41.312 You have called 911. Due to high call volume... 01:27:41.395 --> 01:27:43.522 - Shit! - ...we're unable to answer your call now. 01:27:43.606 --> 01:27:45.691 Please leave a message after the tone. 01:27:45.774 --> 01:27:47.568 Okay, this is Surina Raji. 01:27:47.651 --> 01:27:49.778 And Jack Wyndam. Residents of Greenpoint, Brooklyn. 01:27:49.862 --> 01:27:51.363 Yeah, hi, we're currently... 01:27:51.447 --> 01:27:53.657 We're somewhere near Pine Bush, New York. 01:27:53.741 --> 01:27:56.368 And we have a baby, we found him, Baby Jack. 01:27:56.452 --> 01:27:58.454 And we're in a pod, and we're... 01:27:58.537 --> 01:28:02.208 It's some alien trap of some sort and we can't get out. 01:28:03.626 --> 01:28:05.085 And we're going up. 01:28:05.169 --> 01:28:06.420 - We're going up. - Su. 01:28:06.503 --> 01:28:07.880 We're going up. 01:28:08.881 --> 01:28:11.217 - We're moving up now. - Okay. 01:28:11.300 --> 01:28:12.509 Su? 01:28:15.137 --> 01:28:20.267 So, yeah, if you get this, call us back at 917... 01:28:21.685 --> 01:28:24.230 You have been disconnected. 01:28:27.733 --> 01:28:28.984 Okay. 01:28:29.985 --> 01:28:31.779 Oh, shit. 01:28:31.862 --> 01:28:35.282 We're... We're in the sky, Su. 01:28:54.718 --> 01:28:59.181 - It's okay. It's okay. - Hey. Everything's gonna be all right. 01:28:59.265 --> 01:29:00.432 Everything's fine. 01:29:00.516 --> 01:29:02.226 I'm sorry. 01:29:20.828 --> 01:29:22.496 It's okay. 01:29:23.497 --> 01:29:26.500 - Are you having trouble breathing? - Yeah. 01:29:30.087 --> 01:29:31.672 Okay. 01:29:40.514 --> 01:29:41.348 Oxygen. 01:30:25.100 --> 01:30:27.144 Are we saved? 01:30:27.168 --> 01:30:38.168 Telegram Channel and Instagram Page .:: @bollbolljan_com ::.