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So, I know
whatyou're thinking.
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Why is that incredibly
handsome hedgehog
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being chased by a madman
with a mustache from the Civil War?
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Well, to be honest, it feels like
I've been running my whole life.
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Is this too much?
Am I going too fast?
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It's kind of what I do...
You know what? Let's back up.
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This is the island where I'm from.
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It had everything.
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Sandy beaches, cascading waterfalls,
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public access to loop-de-loops.
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And, I never had to catch a school bus
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because I could run
across the entire island
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in less than two seconds.
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Also, there was no school.
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I know, pretty sweet island,
right?
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Yeah!
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I was born with extraordinary powers
and was told to keep them secret.
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And like any kid,
I did the exact opposite.
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Whoo-hoo!
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That's Longclaw.
She took care ofme.
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She was basically Obi-Wan Kenobi
if Obi-Wan Kenobi had a beak and ate mice.
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Sonic, someone could have seen you.
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No one saw me. I'm too fast!
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And I wanted to bring you this.
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Get down!
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Turns out, with great power
comes great power-hungry bad guys.
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And I led them right to us.
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Listen carefully, Sonic.
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You have a power unlike
anything I have ever seen.
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And that means someone
will always want it.
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The only way to stay safe
is to stay hidden.
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This world is on the far side
of the universe.
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You should be safe there.
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- I don't want to go without you.
- You must.
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These rings will be your most
important possession.
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If you're ever discovered, use one.
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Never stop running.
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Now go!
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Longclaw!
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Goodbye, Sonic.
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No!
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No!
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Come on, one car?
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I'm bored.
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Tom, do you read me? Are you there?
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No, Wade, I'm actually
on a yacht in Barbados.
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With Rihanna.
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OMG.
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That's amazing. Please send pics.
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No, Wade. I'm at the speed trap.
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Already? How did you get back so fast?
Barbados is in the ocean!
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Hang on, I think I got something.
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Hey, buddy! Where's the fire?
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Got kids living around here.
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I thought that was kind of funny.
Sorry.
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What?
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Tom, we need you down on Main Street.
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There's been a violentgang shoot-out.
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Just kidding. A duck stole a bagel.
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But they do need it back.
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Whoa, buddy, you almost
got yourself killed out there.
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What are you,
some kind of adrenaline junkie?
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It must be rough being slow all the time.
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Tell you what. Today is your lucky day.
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Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
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Have you ever felt so alive?
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This is great. You're doing amazing.
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Oh, geez!
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Good recovery.
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Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
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Let's keep this our little secret, okay?
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You never saw me. I was never here.
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So what were you expecting?
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A dirty little hedgehog eating berries
and struggling to survive?
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Think again. Because I am
living my best life on Earth.
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I've got a library...
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a home gym,
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and a state-of-the-art security system.
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Oh, no.
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And, if I'm ever discovered,
I'll follow Longclaw's instructions
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and use my rings
to escape to a new planet.
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A nice, safe little world
filled only with mushrooms.
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Gross, smelly mushrooms.
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I hate mushrooms.
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But let's not worry about all that.
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This is Green Hills,
the greatest place on Earth.
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These are my people and, dare I say,
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I am their lovable space creature.
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So what if they don't know I exist?
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My favorite person is the Donut Lord,
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protector of this town
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and defender ofall creatures,
big and small.
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Morning.
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Donald. Daisy. Daffy.
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Donut Lord lives with Pretzel Lady.
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She is super nice to animals
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and strangely was born without bones.
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Ouch, ouch, ouch.
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There is one person in town
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who's actually onto me.
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He calls me the blue devil.
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I almost caught him last night.
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Say hello to Crazy Carl.
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We have fun together.
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I know you're out there!
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And I know you're real!
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No, I'm not!
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Movie night is my favorite.
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Please, please, please, please, please.
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Yes! Keanu!
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You are a national treasure.
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- When I find you...
- Pop quiz, hotshot.
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There's a bomb on a bus.
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"Pop quiz, hotshot."
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It's a classic line.
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Basically, we're like a family.
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Even though we haven't metyet.
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You don't zink your
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prolonged isolation is making
you a bit crazy perhaps?
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Crazy? Me?
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No way, Doc. You got me all wrong.
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And despite all these so-called friends
of yours, deep down,
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...you're still rather lonely?
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Perhaps afraid you'll be alone forever?
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Uh-uh. Hey! No, no, no, no.
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Get out of there. Come on.
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Oh, come on! Get out of there!
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Get out of there, you trash pandas.
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Maddie, as Green Hills'
most respected veterinarian,
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what is the fastest way
to exterminate a raccoon?
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Hi, Ozzy. Hello! You're glad to see me.
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You don't eat garbage, do you?
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What's that?
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- Is that what I think it is?
- Uh-huh. Open it.
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Oh, it's kind of small. Is that bad?
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Just open it.
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"Dear Thomas,
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We have reviewed your application
to the San Francisco Police Department,
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and pending interdepartmental review
and background check,
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we are happy to inform you that you have
been selected to join our team."
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- Oh, my God!
- Wow.
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Oh, my God.
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Ta-da!
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"San Francisco Sucks."
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Oh!
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Wrong one!
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Ta-da!
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- You never had a doubt, huh?
- No! Mm-mmm.
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- I can't believe this.
- Oh, I know! You did it.
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Hey, what are those?
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Apartments for rent I found on Zillow.
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I thought Ozzy and I
could fly there tomorrow
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and check out some neighborhoods.
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I mean, this is all happening so fast.
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Oh, man... It's the craziest thing.
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You apply for the job, you get the job.
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Well, pending a background check.
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Oh, man.
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Hope they don't find out about that time
you used the neighbor's Wi-Fi.
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Correction: I'm still using
the neighbor's Wi-Fi.
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But, Maddie,
are you sure you're okay with this?
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Thomas Michael Wachowski,
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what did you do the entire time
I was in veterinary school?
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I worked a second job
to pay the rent and...
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A third job to pay tuition.
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You sacrificed for me.
I'm happy to sacrifice for you.
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Babe, are you sure you're okay with this?
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I mean, there's been
a Wachowski protecting this town
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for more than 50 years.
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This is a big change.
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I'm positive.
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It's time for this guy to
get out there and prove himself.
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I love Green Hills, but, you know,
I want to help people in real trouble.
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I want someone to turn to me
in a life-and-death situation
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and I'll be there for 'em.
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I get it.
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- I'm so proud of you.
- Thank you.
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Mmm!
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And so it is with a heavy heart,
that I tell you all
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that I've accepted a position
at the San Francisco Police Department,
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effective immediately.
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It's gonna be tough to leave my hometown
and all my friendships.
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But this is something
I feel like I need to do
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to grow... as both an officer and a man.
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What do you think, Sergeant Sprinkles?
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That wasn't so bad, right?
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Now all I got to do is...
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tell everyone who isn't a donut.
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Whoa, the playoffs!
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Oh! So cool.
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Bottom of the ninth, tie score.
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And exactly who you want at the plate
with the game on the line: Sonic!
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But staring him down
from the pitcher's mound
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is the most fearsome southpaw
in Green Hills:
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Also Sonic.
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Okay. Focus, Sonic.
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If you win this game, you'll be
the most beloved kid in Green Hills.
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Hit it to the guy in left!
He's a real space case.
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I can't with that guy.
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Hey, batter Sonic. Hey, batter Sonic.
"Suh-wing," batter Sonic.
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I got it, I got it, I got it!
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I don't got it.
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Go home! Go home!
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Come on!
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Safe!
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Yes! Yes, yes, yes, yes! I did it!
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Did you see that? I did it. I did it.
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I really am alone.
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All alone. Forever.
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I'm sure no one noticed that
giant blue explosion, right?
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- Hey, Wade.
- Hi, Tom.
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Uh, Wade here.
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What is going on?
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Well, gosh, I think the power's out.
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Yeah, no dur! The lights are out.
The whole town is freaking out.
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- What should I do?
- Okay, relax.
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Take a deep breath, call Gil,
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see if they can locate
the downed line, then...
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call Zim and see if he can
get his generator over to the Super Q
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so the food stays... fresh.
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Call Zim before Gil?
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- Call Gil... Hello?
- I'll call you back.
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Wait! Hello? Was that
the end of the instructions?
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Okay, all right. Uh, you can do this.
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What was the first thing he said to do?
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Right. Relax.
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Twenty minutes ago, an energy surge
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knocked out power
across the entire Pacific Northwest.
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What do we know?
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Well, our first instinct
was it was an EMP.
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But electromagnetic pulses
don't have that kind of power.
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NASA has ruled out
meteor strikes or solar flares.
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The Department of Energy says
it's not a power plant malfunction.
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Well, sounds like we're really good
at figuring out what it wasn't.
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This could be a prelude
to a larger attack.
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I'm suggesting we scramble
the Fifth and Sixth Regiment.
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No, no, no, no.
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This needs a much more sophisticated mind.
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Someone who understands technology.
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- You want to send in a lab rat?
- Not just any lab rat.
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A lab rat with teeth.
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You're not suggesting
who I think you're suggesting.
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- I know, he's a little weird.
- Weird?
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- No. No way.
- He's a psychological tire fire!
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But he's also brilliant.
Five PhDs, IQ off the charts.
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And his drone tech is revolutionary!
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You're sure he can handle this?
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He has a perfect operations record.
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- Remember the coup in Pakistan?
- No.
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Or the uprising in Azerbaijanistan?
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- That's not even a country.
- Exactly.
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And you can thank Robotnik for that.
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I can't believe you're
bringing that freak into this.
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Neither can I, but...
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we have no choice.
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What the...
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Are you in charge here?
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- Yes, I am...
- Nope!
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- My...
- Wrong!
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- name...
- I'm in charge!
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- is Major...
- Me!
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- Ben...
- I'm in charge.
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You've never seen
anything like this before.
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It says I'm the top banana
in a world full of hungry little monkeys.
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Allow me to clarify.
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In a sequentially ranked hierarchy
based on level of critical importance,
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the disparity between us
is too vast to quantify.
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- Agent Stone?
- The Doctor thinks you're basic.
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I'm initiating a sweep sequence.
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Ten miles in every direction
should suffice.
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- Is he still looking at me funny?
- Yes, he is.
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Tell him to stop
or I'll pull up his search history.
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If you don't stop looking at the Doctor,
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- he'll take a closer look...
- I'm not deaf.
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And tell him his men report to me now.
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Blah-blah-blah.
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Excuse me? Listen, pal,
I don't know if you realize...
00:19:44.226 --> 00:19:46.062
I'm sorry, Major. What was your name?
00:19:46.145 --> 00:19:48.689
- Benning...
- Nobody cares!
00:19:48.773 --> 00:19:52.276
Nobody cares. Listen, Major Nobody Cares.
00:19:52.360 --> 00:19:54.653
You know why
nobody cares who you are?
00:19:54.737 --> 00:19:57.114
Because nobody cares about
your feeble accomplishments.
00:19:57.198 --> 00:20:00.076
And nobody cares how proud your mommy is
00:20:00.159 --> 00:20:02.661
that you're now reading
at a third-grade level.
00:20:02.745 --> 00:20:04.955
- Mmm.
- Have you finished Charlotte's Web yet?
00:20:05.039 --> 00:20:07.291
Spoiler alert: She dies in the end.
00:20:07.375 --> 00:20:09.418
But she leaves a big creepy egg sac.
00:20:11.087 --> 00:20:14.006
Ah... my babies.
00:20:14.090 --> 00:20:17.093
Whoo! Look what came out of my egg sac.
00:20:17.176 --> 00:20:19.261
You know what I love about machines?
00:20:20.012 --> 00:20:23.557
They do what they're told.
They follow their programming.
00:20:23.641 --> 00:20:26.977
They don't need time off to get drunk
and put the boat in the water.
00:20:27.728 --> 00:20:29.563
Now you do what you're told.
00:20:29.647 --> 00:20:32.358
Stand over there on the edge
of your personal abyss...
00:20:33.359 --> 00:20:35.444
and watch my machines do your job.
00:20:38.197 --> 00:20:40.658
- Can you feel it, Stone?
- I can feel it, Doctor.
00:20:41.325 --> 00:20:43.953
It's evolution, Stone.
00:20:44.036 --> 00:20:45.371
It's evolution!
00:21:21.407 --> 00:21:23.534
- Agent Stone?
- Doctor.
00:21:23.617 --> 00:21:25.536
Do you see anything useful in this image?
00:21:26.787 --> 00:21:29.540
- Nothing at all, Doctor.
- Of course you don't.
00:21:29.623 --> 00:21:31.543
Your eyes weren't
expertly trained to spot tracks
00:21:31.584 --> 00:21:34.170
by the Native American Shadow Wolves.
00:21:44.138 --> 00:21:45.264
That's extraordinary.
00:21:45.347 --> 00:21:50.144
No. What's extraordinary is,
I've determined the exact height, weight
00:21:50.227 --> 00:21:51.770
and spinal curvature of this creature,
00:21:51.854 --> 00:21:54.356
and my computer
can't find a single match for it
00:21:54.440 --> 00:21:56.984
anywhere in Earth's animal kingdom.
00:21:58.068 --> 00:22:02.573
This blackout was not a terrorist attack,
and that's no baby bigfoot.
00:22:02.656 --> 00:22:06.160
This guy is something else...
00:22:07.411 --> 00:22:09.205
entirely.
00:22:09.288 --> 00:22:12.041
Divert all search units
to the site of the footprint.
00:22:13.000 --> 00:22:15.503
That's one small step for man,
00:22:15.586 --> 00:22:17.880
one giant leap for me.
00:22:29.141 --> 00:22:31.143
Okay, okay, everything is fine.
00:22:31.227 --> 00:22:33.312
You played some baseball,
got a little upset,
00:22:33.395 --> 00:22:36.398
lightning shot out of your butt,
and now they're coming for you.
00:22:37.733 --> 00:22:39.573
All right, all right.
Earth isn't safe anymore.
00:22:39.610 --> 00:22:41.529
Time for plan B. Mushroomville.
00:22:41.612 --> 00:22:44.406
But I gotta take my stuff.
Okay, essential items only.
00:22:44.490 --> 00:22:46.825
Okay, toothbrush, toothpaste,
hair gel, night-light.
00:22:46.909 --> 00:22:48.953
Funny hat. This half-eaten cantaloupe.
00:22:49.036 --> 00:22:50.913
Oh, and my scented candle.
00:22:50.996 --> 00:22:53.082
My entire comic book collection.
Bean bag chair.
00:22:53.165 --> 00:22:54.750
Can a bean bag chair fit in a backpack?
00:22:54.833 --> 00:22:56.669
No, no, no. Of course not. That's stupid.
00:22:56.752 --> 00:23:00.548
Okay, what else? The rings!
The rings, yes, of course.
00:23:01.799 --> 00:23:03.217
Here we go. Ring time.
00:23:03.300 --> 00:23:05.761
Mushroom planet, here I come.
00:23:05.844 --> 00:23:07.179
Oh, no. They're right outside.
00:23:07.263 --> 00:23:10.015
I gotta go somewhere else.
00:23:13.644 --> 00:23:15.312
Goodbye, cave.
00:23:19.441 --> 00:23:21.110
- Hey.
- Hey.
00:23:21.193 --> 00:23:22.194
Whatcha doing?
00:23:22.278 --> 00:23:24.780
Just coloring with Jojo and Rachel.
00:23:24.863 --> 00:23:26.949
Ah, that sounds... half-fun.
00:23:27.032 --> 00:23:29.201
Hey, exciting stuff here.
We had a power outage.
00:23:29.285 --> 00:23:31.161
The whole town went dark.
00:23:31.245 --> 00:23:33.581
It was like a sign telling me
to get out of Dodge.
00:23:33.664 --> 00:23:35.708
- Wade must have lost his mind.
- Yeah.
00:23:35.791 --> 00:23:38.210
And he does not have much to lose.
00:23:38.294 --> 00:23:40.921
How's your sister?
Did she convince you to leave me yet?
00:23:41.005 --> 00:23:44.258
No, but she did tell me
to check your phone for dating apps.
00:23:44.341 --> 00:23:46.486
The only apps on my phone
are the ones that came with it.
00:23:46.510 --> 00:23:48.470
- And the Olive Garden.
- Ah.
00:23:48.554 --> 00:23:50.323
- Because when you're there...
- You're family.
00:23:52.725 --> 00:23:54.018
No way.
00:23:56.604 --> 00:23:57.896
The raccoons are back.
00:23:57.980 --> 00:23:59.857
And they are in for a surprise.
00:23:59.940 --> 00:24:02.359
Your surprise better not be
my tranquilizer gun.
00:24:02.443 --> 00:24:03.444
They're just hungry.
00:24:03.527 --> 00:24:06.196
And also, that's for bears.
00:24:07.281 --> 00:24:09.283
- Good. Now I know it'll work.
- Tom!
00:24:09.366 --> 00:24:11.493
I'm kidding. I'm just gonna
use it to scare 'em.
00:24:11.577 --> 00:24:12.828
Possibly to death.
00:24:12.911 --> 00:24:14.151
- Love you, honey, bye!
- Tom...
00:24:18.959 --> 00:24:21.211
D-I-V-O-R-C-E.
00:24:23.672 --> 00:24:24.923
Okay, I'm in.
00:24:25.007 --> 00:24:27.676
With minimal damage
to Donut Lord's property.
00:24:28.594 --> 00:24:29.762
Here we go.
00:24:29.845 --> 00:24:31.406
It didn't work out on Earth,
but that's okay.
00:24:31.430 --> 00:24:32.723
You're going to a safe world.
00:24:32.806 --> 00:24:35.309
A nice, safe world full of mushrooms.
00:24:35.392 --> 00:24:38.562
Mushrooms that'll be your only friends.
00:24:38.646 --> 00:24:40.564
That sounds awful. I can't do this.
00:24:40.648 --> 00:24:42.691
You have to do it.
There's no other option.
00:24:43.692 --> 00:24:45.778
All right.
00:24:47.529 --> 00:24:49.740
SFPD, pending background check.
00:24:49.823 --> 00:24:51.325
Paws in the air!
00:24:53.077 --> 00:24:55.704
Uh, meow?
00:25:01.001 --> 00:25:02.294
Ow!
00:25:04.129 --> 00:25:07.257
"San... Francisco?"
00:25:29.405 --> 00:25:31.907
No.
00:25:35.452 --> 00:25:36.995
What?
00:25:59.393 --> 00:26:01.061
The blue devil.
00:26:14.241 --> 00:26:16.452
- Donut Lord?
- It can talk.
00:26:17.119 --> 00:26:19.580
You're not...
You're not here to abduct me, are you?
00:26:19.663 --> 00:26:21.081
You abducted me.
00:26:22.666 --> 00:26:24.835
Okay, that's a fair point. What are you?
00:26:24.918 --> 00:26:26.754
Why are you hiding out in my garage?
00:26:26.837 --> 00:26:28.172
I needed somewhere safe.
00:26:28.255 --> 00:26:30.632
And you're the only person
I could think of, Donut Lord.
00:26:30.716 --> 00:26:32.068
Why do you keep calling me Donut Lord?
00:26:32.092 --> 00:26:34.970
'Cause you talk to donuts.
And then eat them if they get out of line.
00:26:35.512 --> 00:26:36.805
Again, fair.
00:26:36.889 --> 00:26:38.324
Wait, wait, wait.
Where are all the mushrooms?
00:26:38.348 --> 00:26:39.892
Why am I still on Earth? What is...
00:26:39.975 --> 00:26:42.686
Oh, no! I lost my rings.
00:26:42.770 --> 00:26:44.062
What?
00:26:49.943 --> 00:26:52.362
What's happening?
Is this your mother ship?
00:26:53.280 --> 00:26:54.656
I'm not in the mood to get probed.
00:26:54.740 --> 00:26:57.451
You think you're worried?
I'm not even wearing pants.
00:27:00.996 --> 00:27:03.207
What the...
00:27:04.917 --> 00:27:06.394
- They're coming for me!
- Who's coming for you?
00:27:06.418 --> 00:27:07.479
What's that got to do with me?
00:27:07.503 --> 00:27:09.439
I don't have time to explain,
but you have to help me.
00:27:09.463 --> 00:27:11.548
No, I don't. Why?
00:27:11.632 --> 00:27:15.135
Well, my legs, which normally
would be classified as lethal weapons,
00:27:15.219 --> 00:27:16.345
feel like spaghetti.
00:27:16.428 --> 00:27:19.223
I need your help. Please.
It's life or death.
00:27:27.189 --> 00:27:28.732
Fine. Come with me.
00:27:31.610 --> 00:27:33.612
Uh, little help?
00:27:44.915 --> 00:27:46.834
All right, stay here. And be quiet.
00:27:46.917 --> 00:27:49.670
Good plan. Great plan!
We're already working so well together.
00:27:49.753 --> 00:27:51.672
Practically finishing
each other's sentences.
00:27:53.507 --> 00:27:54.716
Okay, bye.
00:27:58.136 --> 00:27:59.429
Hello there!
00:28:00.305 --> 00:28:01.431
Can I help you?
00:28:05.227 --> 00:28:06.687
Good morning, my rural chum.
00:28:08.105 --> 00:28:11.692
I'm... from the power company,
investigating the blackout.
00:28:11.775 --> 00:28:15.112
If you don't mind, I'd like to take
a few readings inside your house?
00:28:15.195 --> 00:28:16.875
No kidding? You're from the power company?
00:28:16.905 --> 00:28:18.508
- Mmm.
- Oh, you must know my buddy Spencer.
00:28:18.532 --> 00:28:21.285
- We play softball together.
- Ah! Spence.
00:28:21.952 --> 00:28:23.370
He's a good man.
00:28:24.246 --> 00:28:26.915
- Yeah. Come on in!
- Great.
00:28:26.999 --> 00:28:28.375
Take all the readings you need.
00:28:28.458 --> 00:28:30.210
Except, uh...
00:28:30.294 --> 00:28:33.338
doesn't the power company usually take
their readings from outside the house?
00:28:33.422 --> 00:28:35.502
That way they can check them
even if you're not home.
00:28:36.216 --> 00:28:38.552
Also, my buddy Spencer
works for the gas company,
00:28:38.635 --> 00:28:40.275
and he's more of an Ultimate Frisbee guy.
00:28:40.304 --> 00:28:42.931
So, you want to tell me
why you think I'm dumb enough
00:28:43.015 --> 00:28:44.558
to just let you walk inside my house?
00:28:53.400 --> 00:28:55.736
- I'm sorry, Mister...
- Wachowski.
00:28:55.819 --> 00:28:57.696
But everyone calls me Tom.
00:28:57.779 --> 00:28:59.656
Except my dentist, he calls me Tim.
00:28:59.740 --> 00:29:02.700
But it's gone on for so long now
that it would be weird if I corrected him.
00:29:03.368 --> 00:29:05.579
Well, Tom, whose dentist calls him Tim,
00:29:05.662 --> 00:29:09.374
you may have noticed that this entire town
has been experiencing a power outage.
00:29:09.458 --> 00:29:11.501
Yep, no lights. Picked up on that.
00:29:11.585 --> 00:29:14.421
Twenty minutes ago, I tracked
an energy pulse with a similar signature
00:29:14.504 --> 00:29:16.590
to the one that caused that disruption.
00:29:31.521 --> 00:29:33.440
Listen, uh, Mister...
00:29:33.523 --> 00:29:34.900
Doctor.
00:29:34.983 --> 00:29:37.653
Dr. Robotnik. But my dentist calls me Rob.
00:29:37.736 --> 00:29:39.446
Hmm.
00:29:39.529 --> 00:29:42.908
Look, uh, Dr. Robotskeez.
00:29:42.991 --> 00:29:45.077
Um, I'm sure what you're here for
is very serious,
00:29:45.160 --> 00:29:46.560
but it's got nothing to do with me.
00:29:46.620 --> 00:29:47.913
You can ask anyone in town.
00:29:47.996 --> 00:29:49.957
- Everyone knows me.
- I bet they do.
00:29:50.040 --> 00:29:53.293
I'm sure you're hella popular
with the Jebs and Merles and Billy Bobs,
00:29:53.377 --> 00:29:55.963
in this glorified gas-station rest stop.
00:29:56.046 --> 00:29:58.173
Betcha go way back
to the days of tippin' cows
00:29:58.256 --> 00:30:00.175
and playin' in a jug band!
00:30:03.136 --> 00:30:06.056
And maybe someday you'll achieve your goal
00:30:06.139 --> 00:30:08.809
of getting a Costco card
or adopting a Labradoodle.
00:30:08.892 --> 00:30:14.481
But the reality is, I surpassed
everything you're ever going to do...
00:30:16.191 --> 00:30:17.359
before I was a toddler.
00:30:18.151 --> 00:30:21.363
I was spitting out formulas
while you were still spitting up formula.
00:30:21.863 --> 00:30:23.240
I was breastfed, actually.
00:30:23.323 --> 00:30:26.326
Nice. Rub that in my orphan face.
00:30:27.077 --> 00:30:28.245
Mr. Wachowski,
00:30:28.328 --> 00:30:33.041
are you familiar with US Code 904,
Title 10, Article 104?
00:30:33.834 --> 00:30:35.502
- Yeah, who isn't...
- "Anyone...
00:30:35.585 --> 00:30:39.339
who attempts to aid an enemy
of the United States shall suffer death."
00:30:40.757 --> 00:30:43.301
And if I'm the one that catches you,
00:30:43.385 --> 00:30:44.594
it'll be even worse.
00:30:46.680 --> 00:30:48.015
Worse than death?
00:30:50.350 --> 00:30:52.036
Okay, I'm a ball,
just a normal ball.
00:30:52.060 --> 00:30:53.329
I'm blending in like a ball.
00:30:53.353 --> 00:30:56.815
Shh. Stop talking. No, you stop talking.
Be quiet, Sonic. You be quiet, Sonic.
00:30:56.898 --> 00:30:59.484
Oh, I hope they aren't
scanning me with X-rays.
00:30:59.568 --> 00:31:01.319
I had kind of an embarrassing lunch.
00:31:09.411 --> 00:31:11.830
Don't freak out.
Don't freak out. Don't freak out.
00:31:11.913 --> 00:31:14.332
Don't freak out.
Don't freak out. Don't freak out.
00:31:14.958 --> 00:31:16.293
I'm freaking out!
00:31:18.920 --> 00:31:21.131
Why don't you have
your staircase carpeted?
00:31:21.214 --> 00:31:23.050
Compared to what I...
00:31:25.802 --> 00:31:27.429
- Old pipes.
- Yeah.
00:31:27.512 --> 00:31:28.972
Probably just the house settling.
00:31:29.056 --> 00:31:30.724
Nothing to see here!
00:31:31.975 --> 00:31:33.018
Hey!
00:31:38.356 --> 00:31:39.775
Here's the thing.
00:31:41.359 --> 00:31:42.736
I'm never wrong.
00:31:43.487 --> 00:31:45.906
Well, first time for everything, I guess.
00:31:45.989 --> 00:31:47.365
Would you like some cake?
00:31:47.449 --> 00:31:50.729
I hear raccoons have the cleanest mouths
of any animal that routinely eats garbage.
00:32:03.090 --> 00:32:04.382
Look at that.
00:32:05.383 --> 00:32:07.219
I was right.
00:32:07.302 --> 00:32:09.554
Note the lack of surprise.
00:32:09.638 --> 00:32:11.306
Shall we try this again?
00:32:21.733 --> 00:32:25.695
I'm going to give you five seconds
to tell me where it is.
00:32:25.779 --> 00:32:27.423
- Five...
- I don't know what you're talking about.
00:32:27.447 --> 00:32:28.865
- Four.
- Hey, tough guy. I'm a cop,
00:32:28.949 --> 00:32:30.301
and you're threatening an officer.
00:32:30.325 --> 00:32:32.494
How can you threaten somebody
who never existed?
00:32:32.577 --> 00:32:33.995
Three...
00:32:34.079 --> 00:32:35.914
Come on! Rack your brain.
00:32:35.997 --> 00:32:40.710
You might be able to come up with some
lame excuse to go on living, in two...
00:32:41.711 --> 00:32:42.754
one.
00:32:43.588 --> 00:32:44.965
Wait! Don't hurt him!
00:32:58.854 --> 00:33:00.397
This feels excessive.
00:33:04.067 --> 00:33:05.193
Stay behind me.
00:33:18.915 --> 00:33:20.208
Hiya!
00:33:21.459 --> 00:33:23.628
Don't worry.
I got it right where I want it!
00:33:26.631 --> 00:33:29.718
Can you believe Amazon is gonna deliver
packages with these things?
00:33:32.429 --> 00:33:35.182
This was a horrible plan!
What was I thinking?
00:33:37.601 --> 00:33:39.102
I'm gonna puke!
00:33:43.315 --> 00:33:46.109
Come on! We gotta get out of here.
00:33:46.193 --> 00:33:48.111
Oh, don't tell me that's all you got!
00:33:48.195 --> 00:33:49.529
I'm just getting started!
00:33:49.613 --> 00:33:51.823
Let me know if you want to go
round two with the blue.
00:34:11.384 --> 00:34:13.595
Doctor! Are you okay?
00:34:14.137 --> 00:34:16.097
I saw a guy race out of here and thought...
00:34:16.181 --> 00:34:17.891
That you should stop them?
00:34:18.934 --> 00:34:20.101
Open your mouth...
00:34:20.602 --> 00:34:22.604
and say you thought that you
should stop them.
00:34:22.687 --> 00:34:26.233
No, I thought that maybe I should check
to see if you were okay...
00:34:26.316 --> 00:34:28.916
You know what's hard about being
the smartest person in the world?
00:34:28.985 --> 00:34:32.155
- Everyone else seems stupid.
- Stupid, yes! Way to go!
00:34:32.239 --> 00:34:33.365
You got that one.
00:34:35.075 --> 00:34:38.995
Whatever this creature is,
it's our job to secure it,
00:34:39.079 --> 00:34:42.999
neutralize it,
uncover the source of its power.
00:34:43.083 --> 00:34:44.501
And if it resists...
00:34:45.543 --> 00:34:48.797
we take it apart... piece by piece.
00:34:50.382 --> 00:34:51.967
See what makes it tick.
00:34:53.343 --> 00:34:54.678
- Stone?
- Doctor?
00:34:54.761 --> 00:34:56.388
Call Optical Illusions.
00:34:57.138 --> 00:34:58.723
Tell them I need new frames.
00:34:59.474 --> 00:35:00.892
They know what kind I like.
00:35:01.643 --> 00:35:03.979
Oh, and bring that quill.
00:35:05.188 --> 00:35:06.481
Yes, Doctor.
00:35:09.693 --> 00:35:12.529
All right, pal,
you need to start talking right now.
00:35:12.612 --> 00:35:15.031
Who are you? What are you?
00:35:15.115 --> 00:35:17.742
I'm a hedgehog!
I feel like that's obvious.
00:35:17.826 --> 00:35:19.202
And I'm in big trouble.
00:35:19.286 --> 00:35:20.537
Oh, you're in big trouble?
00:35:20.620 --> 00:35:23.099
You're not the one who punched
some government weirdo back there.
00:35:23.123 --> 00:35:25.917
You think you have problems?
I lost my rings.
00:35:26.001 --> 00:35:27.721
- Rings? What are you talking about?
- Okay.
00:35:27.794 --> 00:35:31.464
Rings are how all advanced cultures
travel between worlds.
00:35:31.548 --> 00:35:34.009
And now mine are
on top of a pointy building
00:35:34.092 --> 00:35:36.469
I've only ever seen
on your skintight T-shirt.
00:35:36.553 --> 00:35:37.553
Hey.
00:35:37.554 --> 00:35:39.514
So, I'd like you to take me
to San Francisco,
00:35:39.597 --> 00:35:42.851
so I can get back my rings and use them
to go to the mushroom planet.
00:35:44.436 --> 00:35:46.438
- Mushroom planet.
- Yes!
00:35:47.230 --> 00:35:48.398
Right.
00:35:52.235 --> 00:35:54.863
- Okay, pal, out you go.
- I'm sorry, what?
00:35:54.946 --> 00:35:58.825
Look, this is the worst possible time
for me to get myself into trouble, okay?
00:35:58.908 --> 00:36:01.036
You asked me to save your life,
I saved your life.
00:36:01.119 --> 00:36:04.289
Now, please, go find your rings.
And your mushroom land.
00:36:04.372 --> 00:36:06.100
Hopefully I'm gonna wake up
in a hospital bed
00:36:06.124 --> 00:36:08.644
and the doctor's gonna tell me
that my colonoscopy was a big success.
00:36:08.668 --> 00:36:09.669
Okay? So goodbye.
00:36:10.337 --> 00:36:12.964
- Okay. Goodbye.
- Goodbye.
00:36:15.759 --> 00:36:18.720
- Why aren't you leaving?
- I don't know where San Francisco is.
00:36:18.803 --> 00:36:19.888
- It's west.
- West?
00:36:19.971 --> 00:36:21.115
Straight shot, can't miss it.
00:36:21.139 --> 00:36:22.265
Fine. That's cool.
00:36:22.349 --> 00:36:24.184
I'm totally cool saying goodbye now.
00:36:29.230 --> 00:36:33.485
So, as I crashed into the cold,
dark water of the Pacific,
00:36:33.568 --> 00:36:35.278
I realized a few things.
00:36:36.029 --> 00:36:38.323
A, I have no idea where I'm going.
00:36:38.406 --> 00:36:40.658
B, saltwater stings.
00:36:40.742 --> 00:36:45.038
C, I shouldn't even be on
this planet right now, but I am.
00:36:45.121 --> 00:36:46.998
Why? Because you shot me!
00:36:47.082 --> 00:36:49.000
- I know.
- You shot me!
00:36:49.084 --> 00:36:53.254
All right, I heard you the first time.
You don't have to pile it on. Good grief.
00:36:53.338 --> 00:36:56.216
I'm wet. I'm cold.
00:36:56.299 --> 00:36:58.176
There's a fish on my head!
00:36:58.259 --> 00:37:01.471
And clearly, I'm not gonna be able
to do this on my own.
00:37:06.184 --> 00:37:08.770
All right, get in the truck.
00:37:08.853 --> 00:37:10.605
Really? You're gonna help me?
00:37:10.688 --> 00:37:13.334
I guess it is a little bit my fault
that all this is happening to you.
00:37:13.358 --> 00:37:16.486
Not a little bit. Entirely.
It is entirely your fault.
00:37:16.569 --> 00:37:18.329
Okay, it's entirely my fault.
Are you coming?
00:37:18.863 --> 00:37:19.906
Yes.
00:37:22.367 --> 00:37:23.910
Road trip! Whoop-whoop!
00:37:23.993 --> 00:37:25.620
What am I doing?
00:37:26.913 --> 00:37:28.641
All right, there's
gonna be rules on this trip.
00:37:28.665 --> 00:37:31.501
Number one,
do exactly as I say all the time.
00:37:31.584 --> 00:37:33.670
- Got it?
- Got it, Donut Lord.
00:37:33.753 --> 00:37:35.380
Would you stop with the "Donut Lord"?
00:37:36.214 --> 00:37:37.799
I have a name. It's Tom.
00:37:38.425 --> 00:37:39.426
I'm Sonic.
00:37:39.509 --> 00:37:41.845
Sonic. Sonic.
00:37:43.263 --> 00:37:45.640
So you've been spying on us all for years.
00:37:45.723 --> 00:37:47.159
I mean, I wouldn't call it "spying."
00:37:47.183 --> 00:37:49.727
We were all just hanging out,
only I wasn't invited
00:37:49.811 --> 00:37:51.187
and no one knew I was there.
00:37:51.271 --> 00:37:53.773
I can't believe Crazy Carl
was right all this time.
00:37:53.857 --> 00:37:56.568
Yeah. You should call him
Super Observant Carl instead.
00:37:57.819 --> 00:37:59.988
- Oh, my God, stop the car right now!
- What? What?
00:38:00.071 --> 00:38:02.240
"The World's Largest
Rubberband Ball"?
00:38:02.323 --> 00:38:04.534
- We gotta see it!
- No. No.
00:38:04.617 --> 00:38:07.287
No, this is not some
fun family road trip, okay?
00:38:07.370 --> 00:38:11.082
The government wants to dissect you
and arrest me. This is serious.
00:38:12.625 --> 00:38:14.252
Eh, you're right, it was lame.
00:38:14.335 --> 00:38:16.754
Gift shop was cool, though.
I got you a mouse pad.
00:38:16.838 --> 00:38:18.506
When are we gonna get there?
00:38:18.590 --> 00:38:20.675
We will get there when we get there.
00:38:39.861 --> 00:38:42.655
I'm gonna go check in with Wade,
see if he knows what's going on.
00:38:42.739 --> 00:38:45.241
You're gonna see Wade in that glass thing?
00:38:45.325 --> 00:38:47.285
What is it, a teleportation box?
00:38:49.037 --> 00:38:50.121
It's a pay phone.
00:38:50.205 --> 00:38:53.583
It's mostly for drug dealers
and fugitives from the law, which is us.
00:38:53.666 --> 00:38:55.352
Stay in the car.
I don't want anybody seeing you.
00:38:55.376 --> 00:38:57.337
Fine.
00:39:08.264 --> 00:39:09.265
Huh?
00:39:16.981 --> 00:39:20.568
Okay, okay. That is the coolest place
on Earth, but you have to stay in the car.
00:39:30.370 --> 00:39:32.539
Be strong. Be strong.
00:39:35.542 --> 00:39:36.543
Hmm.
00:39:39.754 --> 00:39:41.839
Hello. Green Hills Police Department.
00:39:41.923 --> 00:39:43.675
- Wade, it's me.
- Hi.
00:39:43.758 --> 00:39:45.051
I'm so glad that you called.
00:39:45.134 --> 00:39:47.804
Uh, so, some guys came in
asking some questions.
00:39:47.887 --> 00:39:49.556
Uh, they're a little creepy.
00:39:49.639 --> 00:39:52.308
Kind of reminded me of
the guys from Men in Black,
00:39:52.392 --> 00:39:55.687
but not as likable
or charming as Will Smith.
00:39:55.770 --> 00:39:57.063
Wait, what kind of questions?
00:39:57.146 --> 00:40:00.525
Um, questions about terrorism?
00:40:00.608 --> 00:40:03.736
I told them that
I've gone ice fishing with Tom.
00:40:03.820 --> 00:40:05.238
He doesn't know how to make a bomb.
00:40:05.321 --> 00:40:07.699
He can't even make bait in the cold.
00:40:07.782 --> 00:40:09.802
All right, Wade, listen to me.
This is really important.
00:40:09.826 --> 00:40:11.327
Don't tell them that we talked, okay?
00:40:14.914 --> 00:40:16.958
You know, I think they already know.
00:40:19.252 --> 00:40:21.421
Mr. Wachowski.
00:40:21.921 --> 00:40:22.964
Tom.
00:40:23.047 --> 00:40:24.882
I want you to know
that the only other person
00:40:24.966 --> 00:40:28.177
who ever punched me in the face
was the school bully.
00:40:28.261 --> 00:40:30.805
He hit me in the cafeteria,
causing a blunt-force contusion
00:40:30.888 --> 00:40:33.516
to the soft tissue
surrounding my orbital bone.
00:40:33.600 --> 00:40:35.643
Humiliated me in front of
the entire school!
00:40:35.727 --> 00:40:37.395
And do you know what I did in response?
00:40:37.478 --> 00:40:40.607
Uh, I'm assuming that you reported him
to the principal's office
00:40:40.690 --> 00:40:42.626
'cause that kind of behavior
is really unacceptable.
00:40:42.650 --> 00:40:45.945
No. I examined the inefficiency of a world
where brawn trumped brain,
00:40:46.029 --> 00:40:48.990
and I used technology
to resolve that inefficiency.
00:40:49.073 --> 00:40:52.160
The boy ate his meals
through a straw for a year.
00:40:52.243 --> 00:40:53.995
And I have never lost a fight again.
00:40:54.495 --> 00:40:55.496
Until today.
00:40:55.580 --> 00:40:57.248
Hey, hooray for me then, huh?
00:40:57.332 --> 00:41:00.168
No, because you're about to become
the bully with the straw!
00:41:00.251 --> 00:41:02.837
I'm coming for you, Mr. Wachowski.
00:41:02.920 --> 00:41:04.297
And when I catch you, I'll...
00:41:04.922 --> 00:41:06.841
Hello.
00:41:06.924 --> 00:41:08.009
Hello?
00:41:08.676 --> 00:41:09.677
Hello, hello, hello?
00:41:09.761 --> 00:41:13.014
I think he actually hung up,
because I notice that the light isn't on.
00:41:13.097 --> 00:41:14.599
Thank you, Officer Brainfart.
00:41:14.682 --> 00:41:16.809
If you give me a second,
I can get an outside line.
00:41:16.893 --> 00:41:19.103
No. Don't be bothered.
00:41:19.187 --> 00:41:24.108
You just sit there and be "u"... 'seless.
00:41:31.199 --> 00:41:33.785
No one's gonna erase my memory here?
00:41:34.994 --> 00:41:36.788
I will tell people about this!
00:41:39.832 --> 00:41:43.294
Okay, not exactly
the healthiest meal, but...
00:41:44.337 --> 00:41:45.505
Sonic?
00:41:49.550 --> 00:41:50.885
Oh, no.
00:41:51.552 --> 00:41:53.179
No, no, no, no, no!
00:41:57.809 --> 00:41:59.769
- Whoo!
- Yeah!
00:42:08.194 --> 00:42:09.654
Howdy, pardner!
00:42:09.737 --> 00:42:11.173
I'm not your partner.
Come on. We're leaving.
00:42:11.197 --> 00:42:13.950
But there's a ZZ Top cover band.
You gotta see their beards.
00:42:14.033 --> 00:42:16.553
You're gonna have to catch 'em
some other time. Let's go. Get up!
00:42:16.577 --> 00:42:19.539
If we stay, I won't say another
word for the rest of the trip,
00:42:19.622 --> 00:42:21.165
starting... now.
00:42:22.709 --> 00:42:24.877
Welcome to the Piston Pit.
What can I get you fellas?
00:42:24.961 --> 00:42:27.255
I want nachos and buffalo wings,
oh, and guac.
00:42:27.338 --> 00:42:29.716
Funny word, isn't it? Guac, guac! Guac.
00:42:29.799 --> 00:42:32.885
Hey, no kids allowed in here.
What's he got on, some kind of mask?
00:42:32.969 --> 00:42:38.599
Oh, he's actually 43 years old and, um,
suffers from a very rare skin disease
00:42:38.683 --> 00:42:42.979
that stunts his growth
and makes him look, uh, like that.
00:42:43.062 --> 00:42:44.272
The face, I was born with.
00:42:44.355 --> 00:42:46.733
The confidence, I picked up along the way.
00:42:46.816 --> 00:42:49.777
- Make his a Mello Yello, please.
- Okay.
00:42:51.028 --> 00:42:53.656
- You owe me one.
- I never sat on a barstool before.
00:42:53.740 --> 00:42:55.199
So squishy!
00:42:55.283 --> 00:42:56.868
Oh, look at this. It spins.
00:42:57.702 --> 00:42:58.870
- Yes.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa!
00:42:58.953 --> 00:43:00.788
- That's nice.
- I feel sick.
00:43:00.872 --> 00:43:02.123
Are you having fun?
00:43:02.206 --> 00:43:03.892
Gonna check this off
the ol' bucket list, huh?
00:43:03.916 --> 00:43:05.918
- Big night for you.
- What's a bucket list?
00:43:06.002 --> 00:43:08.838
A bucket list is, uh...
00:43:08.921 --> 00:43:11.507
It's a list of things
you want to do in your life
00:43:11.591 --> 00:43:13.968
before you, well, kick the bucket.
00:43:14.051 --> 00:43:15.678
I've never kicked a bucket, either!
00:43:15.762 --> 00:43:17.472
Oh, I gotta make my list.
00:43:20.224 --> 00:43:21.684
Uh-huh. Mm-hmm.
00:43:21.768 --> 00:43:23.895
Oh, Sonic!
00:43:24.729 --> 00:43:25.980
Uh-huh.
00:43:30.985 --> 00:43:32.278
What? What's the matter?
00:43:32.361 --> 00:43:34.697
There's so much stuff I've never done.
00:43:34.781 --> 00:43:38.576
And now that I'm leaving Earth forever,
I guess I missed my chance.
00:43:44.874 --> 00:43:47.770
Well, I guess this is the kind of place
you could get a lot of living done
00:43:47.794 --> 00:43:49.462
in a short period of time.
00:43:50.296 --> 00:43:51.547
I suppose we can spare an hour.
00:43:51.631 --> 00:43:54.175
What? You're gonna bucket-list with me?
00:43:54.258 --> 00:43:57.094
- Sure, why not?
- You won't regret this.
00:43:57.178 --> 00:43:58.679
Oh, I'm pretty sure I will.
00:44:22.578 --> 00:44:24.497
New high score!
00:44:26.958 --> 00:44:28.543
Yippee-ki-yay!
00:44:29.085 --> 00:44:30.336
Ah-ha!
00:44:30.419 --> 00:44:34.131
Wait a second, is this bull missing a head
or does it have two butts?
00:44:36.300 --> 00:44:38.469
This is easy.
00:44:38.553 --> 00:44:41.305
- Okay.
- Ha-ha! Yeehaw!
00:44:44.308 --> 00:44:45.685
I'm a cowboy, baby!
00:44:48.938 --> 00:44:50.565
I'm okay.
00:44:53.192 --> 00:44:55.236
Whoo!
00:44:56.279 --> 00:44:57.989
Whoo! Yeah!
00:44:58.072 --> 00:45:00.366
Ha-ha-ha!
00:45:00.449 --> 00:45:01.534
Yeah, yeah, laugh it up.
00:45:01.617 --> 00:45:03.119
Nice work, Romeo.
00:45:03.202 --> 00:45:05.097
Glad you're having a good time.
00:45:05.121 --> 00:45:06.539
I am having a good time!
00:45:06.622 --> 00:45:09.500
I'm having the best time.
I mean, what could go wrong?
00:45:11.586 --> 00:45:12.795
Uh...
00:45:13.838 --> 00:45:15.214
Can we help you?
00:45:15.298 --> 00:45:16.924
We don't like your kind around here.
00:45:17.008 --> 00:45:18.968
Our kind? What kind is that?
00:45:21.095 --> 00:45:22.388
Hipsters.
00:45:22.471 --> 00:45:24.849
- How dare you.
- Oh, hey. You know what?
00:45:24.932 --> 00:45:27.244
We were leaving anyway. Weren't we?
There's not a problem here.
00:45:27.268 --> 00:45:29.353
- No, no, no, it's okay.
- No, no, no, we're leaving.
00:45:29.437 --> 00:45:32.189
I know exactly
how to handle this situation.
00:45:32.273 --> 00:45:34.901
Pop quiz, hotshot.
00:45:34.984 --> 00:45:37.320
You just picked a fight with
a poorly disguised hedgehog
00:45:37.403 --> 00:45:39.530
who's seen way too many action movies.
00:45:39.614 --> 00:45:42.033
What do you do? What do you do?
00:45:43.618 --> 00:45:46.579
Huh. Am I crazy?
It's supposed to break, right?
00:45:46.662 --> 00:45:49.582
Dink! Dink-dink!
Break, please. Break, please.
00:45:49.665 --> 00:45:51.059
Break this bottle, please.
00:45:51.083 --> 00:45:52.352
- Please, please, please.
- Uh, Sonic?
00:45:53.461 --> 00:45:54.837
Uh-oh!
00:46:02.970 --> 00:46:05.514
- Oh-ho-ho-ho!
- Nice going!
00:46:05.598 --> 00:46:07.558
Thanks! It's awesome right?
00:46:07.642 --> 00:46:09.077
All right, who's next? Who wants some?
00:46:09.101 --> 00:46:10.770
Who do I get to beat up?
00:46:11.812 --> 00:46:13.689
Hey! Has anybody seen my waitress?
00:46:13.773 --> 00:46:15.816
Still waiting on those buffalo wings.
00:46:15.900 --> 00:46:18.361
Why, you!
00:46:21.614 --> 00:46:23.407
Ha-ha-ha!
00:46:25.034 --> 00:46:27.078
Uh-oh!
00:46:29.580 --> 00:46:30.581
Really?
00:48:02.631 --> 00:48:04.341
Olé!
00:48:20.232 --> 00:48:22.568
- So, should we get out of here?
- Yeah, time to go.
00:48:23.402 --> 00:48:27.823
That was amazing!
Wait a second. Did we even pay our tab?
00:48:27.907 --> 00:48:29.283
It doesn't matter!
00:48:29.366 --> 00:48:31.368
Watch this, watch this.
I always wanted to do this.
00:48:35.039 --> 00:48:37.917
- Get 'em!
- See ya, suckers!
00:48:38.000 --> 00:48:41.170
I can't say for sure,
but I think they liked me.
00:48:42.463 --> 00:48:44.381
Come on! Don't let 'em get away!
00:48:45.883 --> 00:48:47.968
- Oh, yes!
- Yeah!
00:48:48.052 --> 00:48:49.386
- Yes!
- Ouch!
00:48:49.470 --> 00:48:52.056
- He got you pretty good.
- I'm all right. I've been hit harder.
00:48:52.139 --> 00:48:54.058
Did you see how much toilet paper I used?
00:48:54.141 --> 00:48:57.228
The next person that goes into that
bathroom will have nothing to wipe with!
00:48:58.354 --> 00:49:00.564
The floors were sticky.
The crowd was rough.
00:49:00.648 --> 00:49:02.149
And the odds were against us.
00:49:02.233 --> 00:49:05.528
But there was no stopping
Donut Lord and the Blue Blur.
00:49:05.611 --> 00:49:07.571
Scratch another one off my list.
00:49:09.073 --> 00:49:11.367
You are a weird little dude.
00:49:19.416 --> 00:49:20.417
Mmm.
00:49:20.501 --> 00:49:21.501
Mmm.
00:49:21.544 --> 00:49:22.711
Mmm.
00:49:22.795 --> 00:49:23.711
Mmm.
00:49:23.712 --> 00:49:24.712
Okay.
00:49:24.713 --> 00:49:25.965
So what are we gonna do now?
00:49:27.883 --> 00:49:31.011
I'm gonna pass out watching TV.
I think you should too.
00:49:31.095 --> 00:49:32.638
But this is my last night on Earth.
00:49:32.721 --> 00:49:34.473
I want to soak up every last second.
00:49:34.557 --> 00:49:37.797
All right, well, anything you can find to
do in this room, you knock yourself out.
00:49:45.151 --> 00:49:46.402
Good times.
00:49:48.362 --> 00:49:50.281
Oh, come on.
00:49:50.948 --> 00:49:52.783
That's awful. What did you eat?
00:49:52.867 --> 00:49:55.244
I think it's called a chili dog?
00:49:55.327 --> 00:49:57.830
You might want to check
your fur on that one, buddy.
00:49:59.248 --> 00:50:02.001
Hey. So, what's this next planet
you're supposed to go to like?
00:50:02.084 --> 00:50:04.420
It's no Earth, I can tell you that.
00:50:04.503 --> 00:50:08.257
There's no people, just breathable air
and giant mushrooms and stuff.
00:50:09.008 --> 00:50:10.509
Well, look at it this way.
00:50:10.968 --> 00:50:13.304
At least you won't be the only "fun-guy."
00:50:13.971 --> 00:50:15.890
No. Don't ever do that again.
00:50:17.308 --> 00:50:18.893
I liked it.
00:50:20.769 --> 00:50:23.105
I'm really gonna miss this place.
00:50:23.189 --> 00:50:26.901
I know I have to leave Earth to be safe,
but what if Longclaw was wrong?
00:50:28.027 --> 00:50:30.029
Maybe I could have a life here.
00:50:34.491 --> 00:50:37.119
All right. We should get some sleep.
00:50:38.412 --> 00:50:39.914
You sleep. Don't worry about me.
00:50:39.997 --> 00:50:43.167
I'm gonna stay up all night
enjoying Earth while I can.
00:50:43.834 --> 00:50:45.502
Sure, kid.
00:50:45.586 --> 00:50:47.755
As long as we're on the road by 8:00.
00:50:54.220 --> 00:50:56.680
I ate a chili dog.
That's why my farts smell.
00:51:11.612 --> 00:51:16.367
Thomas Wachowski, accused of committing
an act of domestic terrorism.
00:51:16.450 --> 00:51:19.286
Wachowski is considered
armed and dangerous.
00:51:19.370 --> 00:51:21.247
Any information regarding his whereabouts
00:51:21.330 --> 00:51:24.083
should be reported to
local authorities immediately.
00:51:30.381 --> 00:51:31.799
Did he say where he was going?
00:51:35.427 --> 00:51:37.930
Maybe. Maybe not.
00:51:38.889 --> 00:51:40.182
Like I'd ever tell you.
00:51:41.600 --> 00:51:43.435
Stand down, Agent Stone.
00:51:43.519 --> 00:51:45.813
This well-meaning citizen
obviously doesn't understand
00:51:45.896 --> 00:51:47.189
the urgency of the matter.
00:51:50.109 --> 00:51:51.151
Really?
00:51:54.196 --> 00:51:56.573
Now that's
what I call good cop, bad cop.
00:51:58.117 --> 00:51:59.743
Hoy!
00:51:59.827 --> 00:52:01.537
Left yourself open.
00:52:04.123 --> 00:52:05.963
Judging by the quickest route
to San Francisco,
00:52:06.000 --> 00:52:09.169
the approximate speed of their vehicle,
and local weather conditions...
00:52:10.796 --> 00:52:12.214
they should be...
00:52:13.048 --> 00:52:14.842
right about...
00:52:16.093 --> 00:52:17.428
here.
00:52:17.511 --> 00:52:19.972
- That's brilliant, sir.
- Thanks...
00:52:20.055 --> 00:52:21.974
for nothing.
00:52:23.934 --> 00:52:26.520
- So, what's on your bucket list?
- Who, me?
00:52:26.603 --> 00:52:28.203
Yeah. Everyone has a bucket list, right?
00:52:28.272 --> 00:52:31.692
Sure, but... I mean,
you're the one leaving Earth, and...
00:52:31.775 --> 00:52:33.360
I'm not planning on dying anytime soon.
00:52:33.444 --> 00:52:34.903
Don't be so sure.
00:52:34.987 --> 00:52:36.780
Your best friend is a magnet for danger.
00:52:36.864 --> 00:52:38.866
Are you anointing yourself as the bestie?
00:52:38.949 --> 00:52:40.200
Mm-hmm.
00:52:40.284 --> 00:52:42.661
A little presumptuous,
but... I mean... What, no...
00:52:42.745 --> 00:52:46.457
I like you, of course, but,
you know, we're not best friends.
00:52:47.207 --> 00:52:49.084
You tucked me in last night.
00:52:49.168 --> 00:52:50.794
Fine, fine, fine. Best animal friend.
00:52:50.878 --> 00:52:52.629
- That would be my dog, Ozzy.
- Okay.
00:52:52.713 --> 00:52:56.175
Let's drop this increasingly humiliating
topic of conversation.
00:52:56.258 --> 00:52:57.968
Bucket list. Give it to me!
00:52:58.719 --> 00:53:00.596
Okay, there is one thing.
00:53:01.555 --> 00:53:03.682
In Green Hills, I've always felt,
00:53:03.766 --> 00:53:07.061
I don't know, more like a babysitter
than a real cop, you know?
00:53:07.144 --> 00:53:10.064
So I want a chance to prove myself,
under real pressure.
00:53:10.147 --> 00:53:13.400
I'm gonna move to San Francisco,
become a street cop.
00:53:13.484 --> 00:53:15.986
And, I don't know,
see if I have what it takes.
00:53:17.112 --> 00:53:18.113
What?
00:53:19.490 --> 00:53:20.991
Why... Why is your face doing that?
00:53:21.075 --> 00:53:23.035
You're leaving Green Hills?
00:53:23.660 --> 00:53:24.787
Okay.
00:53:24.870 --> 00:53:27.623
B-B-But why?
Why would you leave Green Hills?
00:53:27.706 --> 00:53:30.352
This may be hard for you to understand,
but Green Hills is a small town.
00:53:30.376 --> 00:53:31.585
It's a very small town.
00:53:31.668 --> 00:53:34.505
Uh, it's not small.
There are hundreds of people.
00:53:34.588 --> 00:53:36.006
That's a small town, dude!
00:53:36.090 --> 00:53:38.926
It's a perfect town,
and the people need you.
00:53:39.009 --> 00:53:42.388
Please. I clean out their gutters.
I jump-start their cars in the winter.
00:53:42.471 --> 00:53:43.865
They could call anybody to do that.
00:53:43.889 --> 00:53:46.475
Sure, they can call anybody,
but they don't.
00:53:46.558 --> 00:53:47.935
They call you.
00:54:03.450 --> 00:54:07.454
Eeny, meeny, miny...
00:54:08.372 --> 00:54:09.456
mayhem.
00:54:21.135 --> 00:54:22.904
- You're not making any sense.
- Would you calm down?
00:54:22.928 --> 00:54:25.556
You come from a great town
with great people and, by my count,
00:54:25.639 --> 00:54:27.558
zero bad guys trying to kill you!
00:54:30.018 --> 00:54:32.563
Besides, what could possibly
be more important
00:54:32.646 --> 00:54:34.398
than protecting the people you care about?
00:54:41.029 --> 00:54:43.031
- Look, I get your poi...
- Whoa!
00:54:44.408 --> 00:54:45.659
Yeah!
00:54:52.958 --> 00:54:54.960
You know what? I was wrong about you.
00:54:55.043 --> 00:54:56.795
You're not the Donut Lord at all.
00:54:56.879 --> 00:54:58.589
You're more like the Jerk Lord.
00:54:58.672 --> 00:55:01.049
Have you noticed the harpoon
stuck in our dash?
00:55:05.971 --> 00:55:08.098
Sonic!
00:55:08.182 --> 00:55:09.892
I was forced from my home.
00:55:09.975 --> 00:55:12.102
Your home is perfect,
and you're leaving it.
00:55:12.186 --> 00:55:13.955
Why would you do that?
00:55:13.979 --> 00:55:16.565
- Your body!
- Oh, no, not again!
00:55:16.648 --> 00:55:17.691
Hey! Hold on!
00:55:17.774 --> 00:55:19.526
- Why?
- Because I'm gonna do this.
00:55:38.378 --> 00:55:39.671
Sonic!
00:55:40.756 --> 00:55:42.049
Sonic!
00:55:46.261 --> 00:55:48.680
Guess I had a bonus life.
00:55:50.807 --> 00:55:52.601
Oh, yeah, baby!
00:55:52.684 --> 00:55:55.938
Sonic, one. Big Tank, zero. I'm sorry.
00:55:56.021 --> 00:55:58.315
- Did we get that on camera?
- How are you not dead?
00:55:58.398 --> 00:56:00.108
I have no idea.
00:56:00.192 --> 00:56:02.402
- Do you see me dancing?
- Yes, I saw you dance.
00:56:02.486 --> 00:56:03.946
Is that all you got?
00:56:04.029 --> 00:56:05.948
No, but thank you for asking.
00:56:09.243 --> 00:56:12.371
- Uh-oh.
- Sonic! Get back in the truck!
00:56:12.454 --> 00:56:14.331
You go. I'll catch up.
00:56:18.460 --> 00:56:19.545
Ha!
00:56:25.300 --> 00:56:27.594
I think that tank just had a baby.
00:56:40.148 --> 00:56:41.191
Incoming!
00:56:43.735 --> 00:56:46.446
- It's my turn!
- You just had one. It's mine!
00:56:46.530 --> 00:56:48.615
Hey, stop fighting
or I'm taking that thing away!
00:56:48.699 --> 00:56:49.741
Yeah, right, Dad.
00:57:01.628 --> 00:57:02.629
Where are you going?
00:57:02.713 --> 00:57:05.465
Just drive the car.
I'll take care of this.
00:57:05.549 --> 00:57:07.426
And if I don't make it, just ditch me.
00:57:07.509 --> 00:57:08.760
You seem good at that.
00:57:18.729 --> 00:57:20.772
Hey, everyone!
Welcome back to my livestream.
00:57:20.856 --> 00:57:21.958
Today we're destroying robots.
00:57:21.982 --> 00:57:23.650
Step one.
00:57:27.863 --> 00:57:29.906
Yes, we did it!
00:57:34.453 --> 00:57:37.080
We did not do it. Who is this guy?
00:57:37.164 --> 00:57:39.708
Ever wonder where
your tax dollars are going?
00:57:39.791 --> 00:57:40.834
My turn.
00:57:40.917 --> 00:57:43.837
Here, just keep us going straight.
I put it in cruise control.
00:57:43.920 --> 00:57:45.672
I feel just like Vin Diesel.
00:57:45.756 --> 00:57:47.591
"It's all about family, Tom."
00:57:53.889 --> 00:57:55.807
Quick suggestion.
00:57:55.891 --> 00:57:58.769
Roll up into a ball
and smash him with your body.
00:58:00.020 --> 00:58:02.189
Whoa! Where'd you learn how to drive?
00:58:02.272 --> 00:58:04.691
Here. In this truck.
It's happening as we speak.
00:58:08.111 --> 00:58:09.988
I can't reach it. Bring him in closer.
00:58:10.072 --> 00:58:12.532
- What?
- Bring it in closer! Hit the brakes.
00:58:12.616 --> 00:58:13.825
Oh, you mean this one?
00:58:13.909 --> 00:58:15.661
The other brakes!
00:58:24.961 --> 00:58:27.047
Ha-ha! Whoo!
00:58:28.090 --> 00:58:29.966
Oh!
00:58:30.050 --> 00:58:33.345
Give me a big, fat break!
00:58:38.725 --> 00:58:41.436
Aw, this one is cute. Let's keep him.
00:58:42.813 --> 00:58:43.814
Aah!
00:58:44.648 --> 00:58:46.024
Oh, come on!
00:58:46.108 --> 00:58:48.610
How could something
so adorable be so terrible?
00:58:51.822 --> 00:58:53.240
You've got car insurance, right?
00:59:00.080 --> 00:59:01.373
Buzz off.
00:59:01.456 --> 00:59:03.083
That doesn't sound good.
00:59:03.166 --> 00:59:05.502
- No, beeping is bad. Get rid of it!
- I'm trying.
00:59:05.585 --> 00:59:07.337
Throw it out the win... Throw it anywhere!
00:59:07.421 --> 00:59:09.715
- I can't get it off.
- All right, I'm pulling over.
00:59:17.723 --> 00:59:19.516
- Did I get it?
- Nope.
00:59:20.767 --> 00:59:22.227
Here. Hold still.
00:59:23.478 --> 00:59:25.397
It's going, it's going...
00:59:25.480 --> 00:59:27.691
It's still here.
00:59:30.110 --> 00:59:31.153
Get off me.
00:59:31.611 --> 00:59:33.196
Ha-ha! Nailed it!
00:59:42.706 --> 00:59:44.040
Sonic!
00:59:51.465 --> 00:59:52.632
No, no, no, no, no.
00:59:59.556 --> 01:00:03.477
Hey. Come on. You're all right.
Wake up. Wake up.
01:00:10.567 --> 01:00:11.902
Did we get 'em?
01:00:12.527 --> 01:00:14.613
Oh. No, there they are.
01:00:14.696 --> 01:00:17.199
They are real survivors, those two.
01:00:22.370 --> 01:00:23.705
Can we have a moment?
01:00:26.666 --> 01:00:28.084
Pin yourself to the wall.
01:00:29.503 --> 01:00:31.797
You know, I won't miss you
when you're gone.
01:00:31.880 --> 01:00:35.759
Human beings are unreliable and stupid,
and I care very little about them.
01:00:35.842 --> 01:00:38.553
But my machines are diligent, relentless.
01:00:38.637 --> 01:00:40.472
They're everything to me!
01:00:42.432 --> 01:00:43.642
Huh?
01:01:03.703 --> 01:01:04.746
Mmm?
01:01:18.343 --> 01:01:19.845
Come on, buddy.
01:01:19.928 --> 01:01:22.305
You're gonna be all right.
You'll be all right.
01:01:27.811 --> 01:01:29.020
- Is Maddie here?
- No, no.
01:01:29.104 --> 01:01:30.498
- Not today. Goodbye.
- It's an emergency!
01:01:30.522 --> 01:01:32.482
- Bye-bye.
- Rachel, stop! Please! Maddie!
01:01:32.566 --> 01:01:34.067
Don't do this. This is important.
01:01:34.150 --> 01:01:36.295
- Oh, my God! Rachel, let him in.
- I am calling the police.
01:01:36.319 --> 01:01:38.530
No, I am calling the FBI.
I am calling the CIA.
01:01:38.613 --> 01:01:40.466
- Stop. Don't do that.
- I am calling your mother.
01:01:40.490 --> 01:01:42.158
- Okay, got it.
- Maddie, can we talk?
01:01:42.242 --> 01:01:43.242
Tom, what's going on?
01:01:43.243 --> 01:01:45.346
You're all over the news.
I've been trying to call you.
01:01:45.370 --> 01:01:47.139
I had to ditch my phone
so they couldn't track me.
01:01:47.163 --> 01:01:48.582
- Ditch his phone?
- Track you?
01:01:48.665 --> 01:01:51.084
- Uncle Tommy!
- Jojo! Hey!
01:01:51.167 --> 01:01:53.670
Now your niece is an accessory to treason.
01:01:53.753 --> 01:01:55.273
- No, she's not.
- Would you calm down?
01:01:55.338 --> 01:01:57.340
Calm down? I will not calm down!
01:01:57.424 --> 01:01:59.050
- Enough.
- Yes, calm down. Stop talking.
01:01:59.134 --> 01:02:01.303
No. Ozzy, please. Good to see you too.
01:02:01.386 --> 01:02:04.180
Oh, little Lord Baby Jesus.
01:02:04.264 --> 01:02:05.557
What is that, Tom?
01:02:05.640 --> 01:02:07.017
Is that plutonium? Is it e-mails?
01:02:07.100 --> 01:02:08.810
Yes, it's plutonium.
01:02:08.894 --> 01:02:10.694
Can we please go in
the other room and talk...
01:02:10.729 --> 01:02:11.938
Stop it, Ozzy. Quit it!
01:02:12.022 --> 01:02:13.542
This is why I told you he was no good.
01:02:13.607 --> 01:02:15.984
- I'm not engaging.
- No, Ozzy, quit it.
01:02:18.028 --> 01:02:20.196
Ozzy, no! Ozzy, no!
01:02:21.406 --> 01:02:23.700
Oh, catch me, Jojo.
01:02:23.783 --> 01:02:26.286
Oh, thank God.
01:02:26.369 --> 01:02:29.581
Can I get a glass of water?
01:04:10.682 --> 01:04:13.685
I just thought you might like a latte
with steamed Austrian goat milk.
01:04:14.602 --> 01:04:16.521
Who do I look like, an imbecile?
01:04:16.604 --> 01:04:19.816
Of course I want a latte.
I love the way you make them!
01:04:26.656 --> 01:04:28.992
Ready the prototype.
01:04:29.075 --> 01:04:30.827
With this kind of power,
01:04:30.910 --> 01:04:34.831
my machines can finally reach
their full potential.
01:04:41.337 --> 01:04:43.006
He's gonna be okay, Jojo.
01:04:44.299 --> 01:04:47.093
Oh, thank God. He's gonna be okay, right?
01:04:47.177 --> 01:04:49.679
I'm a vet, Tom. I don't even know
what I'm looking at here.
01:04:49.763 --> 01:04:51.890
He's a hedgehog. Or so he says.
01:04:51.973 --> 01:04:53.641
- It talks?
- Almost constantly.
01:04:54.392 --> 01:04:56.352
Okay.
01:04:56.978 --> 01:04:58.271
- Holy...
- What?
01:04:58.354 --> 01:04:59.814
His pulse is super-fast.
01:04:59.898 --> 01:05:01.733
That actually might be normal for him.
01:05:01.816 --> 01:05:03.456
I don't know. You gotta help him, Maddie.
01:05:03.526 --> 01:05:05.278
I don't know his physiology.
01:05:05.361 --> 01:05:07.906
He doesn't seem to have any broken bones.
01:05:07.989 --> 01:05:10.200
He's just really banged up.
01:05:11.743 --> 01:05:14.704
Oh, look at his poor little feet.
01:05:17.957 --> 01:05:20.543
Hang in there, buddy.
You're gonna be all right.
01:05:23.671 --> 01:05:26.341
Jojo? Untie your mother. Jojo!
01:05:26.424 --> 01:05:28.510
Untie Mommy.
01:05:28.593 --> 01:05:30.720
Sweetie. Jojo!
01:05:34.015 --> 01:05:35.451
I have to go to the bathroom.
01:05:35.475 --> 01:05:37.602
- He's gonna be okay, right?
- Uh...
01:05:37.685 --> 01:05:39.604
He'll snap out of this.
He'll wake up soon?
01:05:40.230 --> 01:05:41.356
Oh, smelling salts!
01:05:41.439 --> 01:05:44.818
Don't you have, like, vet smelling salts,
like, for cats or parakeets or something?
01:05:44.901 --> 01:05:48.321
- No. They don't make cat smelling salts.
- They should.
01:05:48.404 --> 01:05:52.575
I have human smelling salts
in my human first aid kit.
01:05:53.993 --> 01:05:55.203
Okay.
01:05:57.205 --> 01:05:58.641
- Here we go.
- Come on, buddy.
01:05:58.665 --> 01:05:59.916
Gotta go fast!
01:06:02.877 --> 01:06:04.671
Whoa. Where am I? What year is it?
01:06:04.754 --> 01:06:06.089
Is The Rock president?
01:06:06.172 --> 01:06:07.566
Whoa, buddy, you're okay. Calm down.
01:06:07.590 --> 01:06:08.800
Oh, hi, Pretzel Lady!
01:06:08.883 --> 01:06:10.343
Hi.
01:06:11.094 --> 01:06:12.512
- Tom?
- Yeah.
01:06:12.595 --> 01:06:13.763
Can I talk to you, please?
01:06:17.100 --> 01:06:19.269
Space hedgehog, stay there. Try to rest.
01:06:19.352 --> 01:06:20.937
You got it. I am great at resting.
01:06:21.020 --> 01:06:23.020
I rest faster than anybody.
01:06:23.064 --> 01:06:24.065
Still talking.
01:06:24.149 --> 01:06:25.942
Uh, first of all, can we take a moment
01:06:26.025 --> 01:06:27.735
to acknowledge how
under control I've been?
01:06:27.819 --> 01:06:29.529
- Amazing.
- Didn't freak out.
01:06:29.612 --> 01:06:31.948
- No.
- Totally calm.
01:06:32.031 --> 01:06:34.242
- Thank you.
- Ahh.
01:06:34.325 --> 01:06:36.452
Second of all...
01:06:36.536 --> 01:06:39.372
What the heck is going on?
Is that thing an alien?
01:06:39.455 --> 01:06:43.209
Okay, so, remember how Crazy Carl
is always going on about the blue devil?
01:06:43.293 --> 01:06:44.711
The blue devil!
01:06:44.794 --> 01:06:46.921
- That's him? He's real?
- Yeah.
01:06:47.005 --> 01:06:48.965
What is he doing here?
What are you doing here?
01:06:49.048 --> 01:06:53.469
I... kinda sorta... shot our
little blue friend with your tranq gun.
01:06:53.553 --> 01:06:56.097
- No, you did not.
- I didn't mean to.
01:06:56.181 --> 01:06:58.141
Okay. This is kinda hard
for me to explain.
01:06:58.224 --> 01:06:59.976
And it's gonna sound a little bit crazy.
01:07:00.059 --> 01:07:02.228
He has to get to
the Transamerica building,
01:07:02.312 --> 01:07:03.688
and I promised I'd take him.
01:07:03.771 --> 01:07:06.024
Uh-uh! Aliens?
01:07:06.107 --> 01:07:08.568
Maddie, your husband's lost his mind.
01:07:08.651 --> 01:07:10.653
Use this as an opportunity to leave him.
01:07:10.737 --> 01:07:12.447
No one would judge you.
01:07:17.368 --> 01:07:19.120
So you won't hurt your feet anymore.
01:07:20.038 --> 01:07:21.706
- Really?
- Uh-huh.
01:07:22.707 --> 01:07:24.542
No one's ever given me a gift before.
01:07:25.543 --> 01:07:27.378
I gotta check that off my bucket list.
01:07:37.305 --> 01:07:39.599
All right! Looking good!
01:07:42.227 --> 01:07:43.478
Okay.
01:07:43.561 --> 01:07:46.064
You said you wanted to help
people in real trouble, right?
01:07:47.023 --> 01:07:48.399
Well, that's what you're doing.
01:07:48.483 --> 01:07:51.986
Blue alien hedgehogs
still count as people. Right?
01:07:52.070 --> 01:07:53.363
- I think so too.
- Yeah.
01:07:53.446 --> 01:07:54.656
- I think.
- Okay.
01:07:54.739 --> 01:07:56.908
I love you. Did I tell you that already?
01:07:56.991 --> 01:07:58.826
I don't deserve you. You know that?
01:07:58.910 --> 01:08:00.203
I know that.
01:08:03.039 --> 01:08:07.252
So, you're supposed to be Tom's
best friend that he won't shut up about.
01:08:09.087 --> 01:08:10.546
Well, I don't see the appeal.
01:08:11.839 --> 01:08:13.967
Stop!
01:08:14.050 --> 01:08:16.261
That is very gross.
01:08:17.679 --> 01:08:18.888
- Hey.
- Hey.
01:08:18.972 --> 01:08:22.183
So, my truck still runs,
but it's pretty much totaled.
01:08:22.267 --> 01:08:24.328
You think your sister would mind
if we borrowed her car?
01:08:24.352 --> 01:08:25.937
You have got to be kidding me!
01:08:27.230 --> 01:08:28.582
- She'll be fine.
- Yeah, let's do that.
01:08:28.606 --> 01:08:29.899
Mm-hmm.
01:08:29.983 --> 01:08:32.277
This is my house!
01:08:32.360 --> 01:08:34.487
Coming through!
01:08:34.570 --> 01:08:37.573
Whoa, whoa! Now this is my turn,
and I go around you.
01:08:37.657 --> 01:08:40.743
Sorry! And... perfect park.
01:08:40.827 --> 01:08:43.138
- What are you, crazy?
- Is there anything you didn't hit?
01:08:43.162 --> 01:08:44.872
Why did we let the alien drive?
01:08:44.956 --> 01:08:47.917
Hey, I got us here.
And please, five stars.
01:08:49.585 --> 01:08:52.964
- So, this is it?
- That's it. That's your pyramid.
01:08:53.047 --> 01:08:55.133
Wow, look at that thing!
01:08:55.216 --> 01:08:56.384
What happens now?
01:08:57.260 --> 01:08:59.887
- Oh. He's... gone.
- Yep.
01:09:01.222 --> 01:09:03.599
No good. You need a special key
to get to the roof.
01:09:04.642 --> 01:09:05.977
What now?
01:09:06.602 --> 01:09:09.397
Time for me to abuse
the power entrusted to me.
01:09:19.615 --> 01:09:20.825
We got a jumper on the roof.
01:09:20.908 --> 01:09:23.788
Gotta get up there fast or we're gonna
have a human pancake on our hands.
01:09:24.287 --> 01:09:26.080
You came all the way from Montana.
01:09:27.290 --> 01:09:28.916
Yeah. That's how serious it is.
01:09:33.796 --> 01:09:34.797
Okay.
01:09:36.674 --> 01:09:38.009
You just saved a life.
01:09:46.893 --> 01:09:49.479
How much longer?
I can't breathe in here.
01:09:51.647 --> 01:09:54.108
Hello? Anybody there?
01:09:54.192 --> 01:09:56.944
- Do you have your child in that bag?
- No.
01:09:57.695 --> 01:10:00.156
I mean, yes, it's a child,
but it's not mine.
01:10:01.282 --> 01:10:02.283
It's not your child.
01:10:02.950 --> 01:10:04.869
Relax. I'm a cop, okay?
01:10:04.952 --> 01:10:06.472
Plus, he likes it in there,
don't you, buddy?
01:10:06.496 --> 01:10:07.997
Why would I like it in here?
01:10:08.081 --> 01:10:10.917
This is worse than the dog cage
you had me in earlier.
01:10:12.043 --> 01:10:14.837
Such a kidder.
01:10:14.921 --> 01:10:17.340
- Okay.
- No, I'm scared of the dark!
01:10:17.965 --> 01:10:19.300
Is anybody there?
01:10:31.229 --> 01:10:34.399
What were you
keeping in this bag?
01:10:34.482 --> 01:10:36.025
A jar of pickled farts?
01:10:36.109 --> 01:10:37.610
All right. What are we looking for?
01:10:40.863 --> 01:10:42.281
This.
01:10:43.116 --> 01:10:45.076
Okay. What happens now?
01:10:45.159 --> 01:10:46.994
Now all I have to do
is think of where I want
01:10:47.078 --> 01:10:49.205
the other end of the ring
to appear, and I throw it.
01:10:49.288 --> 01:10:51.332
So that's it? We did it?
01:10:51.416 --> 01:10:52.750
Yeah. We did it!
01:10:53.501 --> 01:10:57.046
Hey. Sorry we didn't get to do
everything on your bucket list, pal.
01:10:57.130 --> 01:10:59.841
It's okay.
I did the ones I needed the most.
01:10:59.924 --> 01:11:03.302
You two are so cute.
01:11:03.386 --> 01:11:05.638
- Oh, please. What?
- We are not.
01:11:05.721 --> 01:11:07.056
No. We're not cute.
01:11:07.140 --> 01:11:09.809
We are a couple of loose cannons
just living by our own rules.
01:11:09.892 --> 01:11:10.893
Exactly.
01:11:10.977 --> 01:11:12.162
- Really?
- Yeah.
01:11:12.186 --> 01:11:14.939
And our rules include
expressing heartfelt emotions.
01:11:15.022 --> 01:11:16.441
If you say so.
01:11:16.524 --> 01:11:18.943
- Okay, then.
- All right.
01:11:20.153 --> 01:11:22.131
- Um, you gotta go, right?
- Yeah, I gotta go.
01:11:22.155 --> 01:11:23.406
I gotta go. We gotta go too.
01:11:23.489 --> 01:11:25.074
See... All right, bye-bye.
01:11:29.787 --> 01:11:31.581
Just one more thing.
01:11:39.464 --> 01:11:41.549
I'm sorry I was so hard on you.
01:11:44.343 --> 01:11:47.430
I know it's a tough decision
for you to leave Green Hills.
01:11:47.513 --> 01:11:51.934
Walking away from something
you care about has to be painful.
01:11:52.018 --> 01:11:54.061
You're not sure
you really want to go, huh?
01:11:55.354 --> 01:11:58.691
I don't want to go, but I can't stay.
01:11:58.774 --> 01:12:01.277
As long as I'm here,
I put everyone in danger.
01:12:01.903 --> 01:12:03.404
I can't do that.
01:12:04.280 --> 01:12:08.367
I just want you to know that
these last two days have been
01:12:08.451 --> 01:12:10.995
the best two days of my life.
01:12:14.248 --> 01:12:15.808
You know, I never thought I'd say this,
01:12:15.833 --> 01:12:18.419
but I'm actually gonna miss you,
you little blue devil.
01:12:18.503 --> 01:12:20.213
I'll miss you too, Donut Lord.
01:12:21.255 --> 01:12:22.256
Thank you.
01:12:22.924 --> 01:12:23.925
For what?
01:12:24.926 --> 01:12:26.385
For saving my life.
01:12:44.445 --> 01:12:47.240
Okay. Did someone leave
their "Find My Phone" on?
01:13:14.016 --> 01:13:16.644
Welcome to San Francisco, Mr. Wachowski.
01:13:17.728 --> 01:13:19.522
Are you enjoying the clam chowder?
01:13:19.605 --> 01:13:21.833
It's the government wack job
who keeps trying to kill us.
01:13:21.857 --> 01:13:23.317
Unsuccessfully!
01:13:23.401 --> 01:13:25.321
Nice of you to swing by
on your way to Comic-Con.
01:13:25.361 --> 01:13:26.571
Yeah, what are you wearing?
01:13:28.739 --> 01:13:33.077
It's a flight suit, designed to modulate
my body temperature and reduce drag.
01:13:33.160 --> 01:13:34.745
Yeah, and yet you still are one.
01:13:34.829 --> 01:13:36.622
Ooh-hoo! Good one.
01:13:36.706 --> 01:13:38.666
You are catching fire, Thomas.
01:13:38.749 --> 01:13:41.127
Oh, and speaking of heat,
I see you've taken a lover.
01:13:41.669 --> 01:13:42.837
Does she have a name
01:13:42.920 --> 01:13:45.339
or should we just call her
"collateral damage"?
01:13:45.423 --> 01:13:46.549
Hey, watch your mouth.
01:13:46.632 --> 01:13:49.010
Unless you want a little more
of what I gave you earlier?
01:13:49.093 --> 01:13:50.553
I punched him in the face.
01:13:50.636 --> 01:13:52.888
Oh! He punched him right in the face!
It was awesome!
01:13:52.972 --> 01:13:55.891
The time for talking is over!
It's time to push buttons.
01:13:55.975 --> 01:13:59.145
Your flying eggs are pretty
impressive, Mr. Eggman,
01:13:59.228 --> 01:14:01.522
but let's face it, you'll never catch me.
01:14:01.606 --> 01:14:03.482
Confidence!
01:14:03.566 --> 01:14:05.610
A fool's substitute for intelligence.
01:14:13.492 --> 01:14:15.536
- That's not good.
- Uh...
01:14:15.620 --> 01:14:18.789
Sonic, I know you got the super-speed
and everything, but Maddie and I...
01:14:18.873 --> 01:14:20.684
Totally defenseless?
Probably gonna get blown up?
01:14:20.708 --> 01:14:22.668
Pretty much, yeah.
01:14:22.752 --> 01:14:25.338
Don't worry. I know exactly what to do.
01:14:32.887 --> 01:14:35.014
I was not expecting that.
01:14:35.097 --> 01:14:37.808
But I was expecting not to expect
something, so it doesn't count.
01:15:20.559 --> 01:15:22.228
Pew, pew-pew-pew, pew-pew-pew-pew!
01:15:26.315 --> 01:15:29.151
Oh!
01:15:37.952 --> 01:15:39.245
Come on!
01:15:39.995 --> 01:15:41.622
Come on, come on, come on.
01:15:53.718 --> 01:15:56.137
Whoa, whoa, whoa! No, no, no!
01:16:08.107 --> 01:16:09.775
Oh! Hi, Tom.
01:16:09.859 --> 01:16:12.069
Glad you're here. Could use some help.
01:16:12.153 --> 01:16:13.913
Old Bessie's about to give birth.
01:16:13.988 --> 01:16:16.031
Give me a minute.
01:16:16.699 --> 01:16:17.825
Aah.
01:16:19.118 --> 01:16:22.371
Can I give you one genius piece of advice?
01:16:22.830 --> 01:16:24.457
Don't run.
01:16:24.540 --> 01:16:26.876
It'll only hurt more if you do.
01:16:26.959 --> 01:16:29.253
And it's bad for your joints.
They've proved it.
01:16:29.336 --> 01:16:31.672
All right, Eggman. You wanna get fast?
01:16:31.756 --> 01:16:32.923
Let's get fast.
01:16:36.177 --> 01:16:37.553
The hard way it is.
01:16:56.781 --> 01:16:58.491
That was an illegal left, by the way.
01:17:01.327 --> 01:17:03.287
So, here we are again.
01:17:03.370 --> 01:17:05.080
We've been through so much together.
01:17:05.164 --> 01:17:07.750
Now you understand why there's
a psychotic robot doctor
01:17:07.833 --> 01:17:10.085
chasing a supersonic blue hedgehog.
01:17:10.169 --> 01:17:12.755
Want to know how it ends? Yeah, me too.
01:17:30.481 --> 01:17:31.732
How is this possible?
01:17:31.816 --> 01:17:33.901
No one's ever caught up to me before.
01:17:41.700 --> 01:17:43.536
Coming through!
01:17:43.619 --> 01:17:44.620
Sacrebleu!
01:17:45.746 --> 01:17:47.915
Excusez-moi, monsieur!
01:17:51.877 --> 01:17:54.129
Here we go. Room to open it up.
01:18:03.389 --> 01:18:04.640
I can't lose him!
01:18:18.946 --> 01:18:21.657
If you can't beat 'em, blind 'em.
01:18:24.785 --> 01:18:26.829
Lost visual contact.
01:18:31.876 --> 01:18:35.546
You're not allowed up there!
It's one of the Seven Wonders!
01:18:59.862 --> 01:19:01.405
Get out of here!
01:19:09.330 --> 01:19:12.583
You're an astonishing little creature.
01:19:14.835 --> 01:19:17.087
It'll be fun to take you back to the lab
01:19:17.171 --> 01:19:19.423
for a litany of invasive
exploratory procedures.
01:19:20.382 --> 01:19:22.051
Any last words?
01:19:23.010 --> 01:19:25.763
Guac. I like that word.
01:19:27.556 --> 01:19:29.826
I don't have to tell you how
many scientific breakthroughs
01:19:29.850 --> 01:19:32.227
have been made possible by animal testing.
01:19:32.311 --> 01:19:33.395
You're being very selfish.
01:19:33.479 --> 01:19:34.647
Going my way?
01:19:34.730 --> 01:19:35.940
What the...
01:19:41.362 --> 01:19:43.322
Who the hell do you think you are?
01:19:46.659 --> 01:19:48.160
I'm the Donut Lord, you son of a...
01:19:53.290 --> 01:19:55.000
Autopilot, adjust.
01:19:55.751 --> 01:19:57.169
Why?
01:19:57.252 --> 01:20:00.547
Why would you throw
your life away for this thing?
01:20:00.631 --> 01:20:02.007
That's why I don't have friends.
01:20:02.091 --> 01:20:04.176
Next thing you know,
you're somebody's best man.
01:20:04.259 --> 01:20:05.820
They want to have the wedding out of town.
01:20:05.844 --> 01:20:07.888
Like nobody has anything better to do!
01:20:08.722 --> 01:20:10.766
Anyway, where were we?
01:20:10.849 --> 01:20:13.394
Oh, yes. You were about to die.
01:20:15.646 --> 01:20:17.356
That's our sheriff you're messing with.
01:20:19.066 --> 01:20:21.068
And our blue devil...
01:20:21.151 --> 01:20:24.363
who, as everyone can see,
is a very real creature,
01:20:24.446 --> 01:20:26.865
and not at all invented by me.
01:20:29.493 --> 01:20:31.286
- Oh, careful.
- Just... Just put it away.
01:20:31.370 --> 01:20:32.579
Tom?
01:20:46.260 --> 01:20:48.178
I don't mean to be indelicate here,
01:20:48.262 --> 01:20:51.682
but someone should get some ice,
keep the body fresh.
01:20:54.685 --> 01:20:56.937
He's just a silly little alien.
01:20:57.438 --> 01:20:58.856
He didn't belong here!
01:21:01.066 --> 01:21:02.359
That little alien
01:21:03.360 --> 01:21:06.739
knew more about being human
than you ever will.
01:21:07.406 --> 01:21:08.532
His name was Sonic.
01:21:09.658 --> 01:21:10.868
This was his home.
01:21:12.036 --> 01:21:13.370
And he was my friend.
01:21:38.645 --> 01:21:39.772
He's all yours.
01:21:41.523 --> 01:21:42.691
Everyone, get back!
01:21:46.445 --> 01:21:49.114
I think you have something
that belongs to me.
01:21:49.907 --> 01:21:50.908
Whoa.
01:22:00.125 --> 01:22:02.002
This is my power.
01:22:02.086 --> 01:22:04.671
And I'm not using it to run away anymore.
01:22:04.755 --> 01:22:08.217
I'm using it to protect my friends.
01:23:05.524 --> 01:23:07.651
Ooh! Now you've done it!
01:23:07.734 --> 01:23:09.027
Guess what, Eggman?
01:23:09.111 --> 01:23:11.655
I'm not leaving Earth. You are.
01:23:12.281 --> 01:23:13.574
Donut Lord?
01:24:02.664 --> 01:24:04.958
- I told you, you got this.
- Hey, we got this.
01:24:17.930 --> 01:24:20.010
- I think these belong to you.
- Thank you very much.
01:24:21.433 --> 01:24:23.060
No more pushing people off of buildings.
01:24:23.143 --> 01:24:24.645
You know I can't promise that.
01:24:28.482 --> 01:24:31.235
- You did pretty good, space hog.
- Thanks, Donut Lord.
01:24:31.318 --> 01:24:34.446
You're gonna have to explain
this "Donut Lord" thing.
01:24:34.529 --> 01:24:37.366
Nope, sorry.
That's for me and the little guy. Right?
01:24:37.449 --> 01:24:39.701
We got our thing,
you got your thing with your... sister.
01:24:39.785 --> 01:24:40.786
Oh, my God, my sister.
01:24:40.869 --> 01:24:45.582
Gotta go fast. Gotta go fast.
Gotta go fast. Gotta go fast.
01:24:45.666 --> 01:24:47.292
Jojo, put on my Fitbit...
01:24:48.377 --> 01:24:50.045
so I can at least get some steps.
01:24:50.128 --> 01:24:51.463
We can never go back there.
01:24:53.006 --> 01:24:54.383
I mean, are we?
01:24:56.593 --> 01:24:58.762
'Cause it kind of feels like
we're home right now.
01:24:59.596 --> 01:25:00.639
Really?
01:25:02.349 --> 01:25:06.728
I kind of feel like I checked
the "save a life" box off my bucket list.
01:25:09.314 --> 01:25:13.151
Now all I want to do is spend my life
with the people I care about.
01:25:14.569 --> 01:25:15.821
I want to check that box.
01:25:17.155 --> 01:25:18.865
Okay, I like that.
01:25:19.574 --> 01:25:22.035
All right, everybody. Nothing to see here.
01:25:22.119 --> 01:25:23.203
Let's disperse.
01:25:23.287 --> 01:25:25.163
Just another ordinary day in Green Hills.
01:25:25.247 --> 01:25:26.707
Carl, I'll take that chain saw.
01:25:27.457 --> 01:25:29.251
Come on. Let's go!
01:25:29.334 --> 01:25:30.877
You act like you've never seen a fight
01:25:30.961 --> 01:25:35.549
between an intergalactic space rodent
and a robot with a doctorate.
01:25:44.725 --> 01:25:46.018
You got enough there?
01:25:46.476 --> 01:25:48.603
- Yes, Mr. Manager.
- Need any more?
01:25:48.687 --> 01:25:50.105
You get that away.
01:26:00.741 --> 01:26:02.159
Mr. and Mrs. Wachowski?
01:26:03.368 --> 01:26:04.369
Yes?
01:26:06.705 --> 01:26:08.749
A token of appreciation
from your government,
01:26:08.832 --> 01:26:11.877
for keeping quiet about recent incidents,
which never occurred.
01:26:14.379 --> 01:26:16.089
Wow!
01:26:16.173 --> 01:26:18.800
- Wonder what it is.
- Money to fix the house?
01:26:18.884 --> 01:26:21.136
- Letter from the President?
- You'll see.
01:26:21.219 --> 01:26:22.637
Okay.
01:26:25.766 --> 01:26:27.851
- Olive Garden.
- Hmm, yeah.
01:26:27.934 --> 01:26:30.395
The way you said "You'll see"
made me think
01:26:30.479 --> 01:26:32.359
it was something better
than the things we said.
01:26:32.397 --> 01:26:35.150
Have you tried their
Never Ending Pasta Bowl?
01:26:35.233 --> 01:26:36.693
It never ends.
01:26:36.777 --> 01:26:39.071
- That sounds... fancy.
- Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
01:26:39.154 --> 01:26:41.323
Well, thank you.
We appreciate the gesture.
01:26:42.491 --> 01:26:45.369
Oh, hey. I guess we can close the file
on that Robotnik guy, huh?
01:26:45.452 --> 01:26:46.453
Just disappeared.
01:26:46.536 --> 01:26:51.083
I'm sorry, but no such person exists
or ever has existed.
01:26:52.542 --> 01:26:53.752
I wish that were true.
01:26:53.835 --> 01:26:55.396
You haven't by any chance been in contact
01:26:55.420 --> 01:26:58.256
with a certain alien creature
since the incident, have you?
01:26:58.340 --> 01:27:00.100
Uncle Sam would love
to have a chat with him.
01:27:00.133 --> 01:27:02.552
Very casual. Brunch, perhaps.
01:27:04.346 --> 01:27:05.531
Oh, you mean the little blue guy.
01:27:05.555 --> 01:27:06.556
- Mmm.
- No.
01:27:06.640 --> 01:27:08.642
- No, nothing. No.
- Mm-mmm.
01:27:08.725 --> 01:27:10.894
- Doubt we'll ever hear from him again.
- Mm-mmm.
01:27:11.603 --> 01:27:12.979
Very well.
01:27:13.563 --> 01:27:14.981
Okay.
01:27:15.065 --> 01:27:16.608
- Thank you.
- Great.
01:27:16.691 --> 01:27:17.776
Mmm.
01:27:18.735 --> 01:27:19.736
Yep.
01:27:23.281 --> 01:27:25.409
To be honest,
I'm pretty pumped about the pasta bowl.
01:27:26.576 --> 01:27:28.495
So, do you guys wanna
watch a movie or what?
01:27:28.578 --> 01:27:29.931
Sorry, buddy, it's a school night.
01:27:29.955 --> 01:27:31.474
It's time for you to go back to your cave.
01:27:31.498 --> 01:27:33.625
What? It's 3:00 in the afternoon!
01:27:33.708 --> 01:27:35.353
You know how you get
when you're tired. Come on.
01:27:35.377 --> 01:27:36.878
Me? I'm not like anything.
01:27:36.962 --> 01:27:40.173
- You guys are so uncool.
- Yeah, yeah, we know.
01:27:40.257 --> 01:27:42.092
Hey, buddy, where you going?
01:27:42.175 --> 01:27:43.695
You said I have to go back to my cave.
01:27:44.386 --> 01:27:45.554
We did.
01:28:00.444 --> 01:28:02.904
Oh, my... Are you kidding me?
01:28:04.406 --> 01:28:05.824
I can't believe it.
01:28:06.241 --> 01:28:07.492
How did you...
01:28:08.368 --> 01:28:10.454
It's... It's all here.
01:28:20.672 --> 01:28:23.216
Look at this! Are you kidding?
And the beanbag?
01:28:23.300 --> 01:28:25.302
No way!
How did you even get this?
01:28:25.385 --> 01:28:28.013
And you got it all the way over...
Oh!
01:28:28.096 --> 01:28:29.931
I love it, I love it,
I love it, I love it!
01:28:32.809 --> 01:28:36.271
Well, welcome home.
01:28:36.354 --> 01:28:38.899
Thank you, so much.
01:28:47.991 --> 01:28:49.451
Oh, no, you don't.
01:28:49.534 --> 01:28:52.287
No second-best animal friends
allowed in my room.
01:28:52.370 --> 01:28:54.039
Wait. What are you doing?
01:28:54.122 --> 01:28:56.458
Stay away from me. Stop it!
01:28:56.541 --> 01:28:58.543
I'm warning you. I've got nunchucks!
01:28:58.627 --> 01:29:01.129
Hey, stop. Okay, you can stay.
01:29:18.313 --> 01:29:21.816
My grasp on sanity remains... absolute.
01:29:23.568 --> 01:29:25.111
Isn't that right, Agent Stone?
01:29:30.325 --> 01:29:32.452
Why don't you get a head start?
01:29:34.538 --> 01:29:37.541
Do some rock-connaissance.
01:29:37.624 --> 01:29:40.544
Rock-connaissance!
Come on! That's hilarious!
01:29:40.627 --> 01:29:42.379
What's the matter with you?
01:29:42.462 --> 01:29:45.674
Here's the "sitch." Uninhabited planet.
01:29:47.259 --> 01:29:51.221
No resources, no supplies,
no apparent way home.
01:29:53.765 --> 01:29:55.350
A lesser man would die here.
01:29:58.645 --> 01:30:00.313
I'll be home by Christmas.
01:30:19.958 --> 01:30:21.876
Rock-connaissance!
01:30:25.046 --> 01:30:26.965
Come on! Cheer up!
01:32:28.962 --> 01:32:31.423
If these readings are accurate, he's here.
01:32:31.506 --> 01:32:32.799
I found him.
01:32:32.882 --> 01:32:34.676
I just hope I'm not too late.
01:32:36.882 --> 01:32:50.676
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