WEBVTT 00:00:11.500 --> 00:00:18.500 ..:: Presented By ZarFilm Website ::.. ‏.:: www.bolboljan.net ::. 00:00:32.199 --> 00:00:33.565 - At the dawn of time, 00:00:33.567 --> 00:00:36.568 the roles of men and women were well-defined. 00:00:44.712 --> 00:00:46.779 He who lived an adventurous life, 00:00:46.781 --> 00:00:49.314 hunting, foraging and providing, 00:00:50.484 --> 00:00:52.584 while she stayed in the security of their cave dwelling 00:00:52.586 --> 00:00:54.553 and made what little they had at home. 00:00:58.159 --> 00:01:01.326 But over millions of years, something strange happened: 00:01:01.328 --> 00:01:03.712 the lines blurred. 00:01:03.713 --> 00:01:06.097 Call it evolution or straight up confusion, 00:01:06.100 --> 00:01:10.335 but the modern relationship is so complicated. 00:01:11.806 --> 00:01:13.672 Just like every other couple throughout history, 00:01:13.674 --> 00:01:15.340 we had plenty of our own issues. 00:01:15.342 --> 00:01:17.476 While most people plan a date night, 00:01:17.478 --> 00:01:20.179 see a therapist or secretly take out 00:01:20.181 --> 00:01:21.847 their frustrations during sex, 00:01:21.849 --> 00:01:24.583 we needed something much more intense. 00:01:24.585 --> 00:01:26.285 We needed an intervention. 00:01:28.355 --> 00:01:30.222 I guess we should start at the beginning. 00:01:30.224 --> 00:01:33.459 When Pam and I first met, like every other guy, 00:01:33.461 --> 00:01:35.461 I was just trying to scratch out a living. 00:01:36.864 --> 00:01:40.299 What about Venice? - Nah, too cliche. 00:01:40.301 --> 00:01:41.733 - Yeah. 00:01:41.735 --> 00:01:42.701 Tokyo? 00:01:42.703 --> 00:01:47.106 - You know, I don't think Francesca eats sushi. 00:01:47.108 --> 00:01:48.373 - Yeah well, we can't just take 'em 00:01:48.375 --> 00:01:49.541 to New York for dinner this month. 00:01:49.543 --> 00:01:50.509 That's amateur. 00:01:50.511 --> 00:01:53.245 - I don't know, they're Black Ops. 00:01:53.247 --> 00:01:54.847 Their standards are pretty high. 00:01:56.383 --> 00:01:57.616 - Well I'll think of somethin'. 00:01:57.618 --> 00:01:58.684 - Yeah. 00:02:09.597 --> 00:02:11.296 - What about Paris? 00:02:12.710 --> 00:02:14.121 - Well with everything goin' on there, 00:02:14.122 --> 00:02:15.533 I don't wanna feel like I'm on-call. 00:02:24.245 --> 00:02:25.961 - Nah, you're right. 00:02:25.962 --> 00:02:27.678 I'll think of somethin' a little more exotic 00:02:29.783 --> 00:02:30.782 off the grid. 00:02:33.587 --> 00:02:36.889 You didn't see that or this. 00:02:39.493 --> 00:02:40.859 I've got it. - What? 00:02:40.861 --> 00:02:42.194 Kathmandu. 00:02:42.897 --> 00:02:45.631 - Kathman-fucking-du, yes! 00:02:45.633 --> 00:02:47.199 - The girls are gonna love the little restaurants 00:02:47.201 --> 00:02:48.767 and dive bars in the Himalayas. 00:02:56.577 --> 00:02:59.311 The important thing is what happens in Kathmandu, 00:02:59.313 --> 00:03:00.646 stays in Kathmandu. 00:03:06.687 --> 00:03:08.320 - I've got our target, 00:03:08.322 --> 00:03:09.388 Egan Doyle. 00:03:09.390 --> 00:03:11.624 We don't know what kind of weapon 00:03:11.625 --> 00:03:13.859 he's trying to acquire or from whom. 00:03:14.895 --> 00:03:17.329 He's moving quickly through the concourse. 00:03:32.947 --> 00:03:34.479 - I'm so sorry, are you okay? 00:03:34.481 --> 00:03:35.948 No no, I'm not okay. 00:03:37.751 --> 00:03:38.750 - What? 00:03:44.291 --> 00:03:45.390 - That really fucking hurt. 00:03:51.253 --> 00:03:52.908 Corey, what's goin' on? 00:03:52.909 --> 00:03:54.564 - I just don't know what would make you in such a rush. 00:03:54.568 --> 00:03:55.867 You don't have to be running recklessly through a mall 00:03:55.869 --> 00:03:57.903 without looking where you're going. 00:03:57.905 --> 00:03:59.349 I mean it was rude 00:03:59.350 --> 00:04:00.794 and I've just gotten to a point in my life 00:04:00.795 --> 00:04:02.239 where I'm gonna be one of these people that speaks up, 00:04:02.243 --> 00:04:03.742 so this is me speaking up. 00:04:04.912 --> 00:04:06.278 And I'm just curious what you might have to say 00:04:06.280 --> 00:04:07.579 other than you're sorry 00:04:07.580 --> 00:04:08.879 because you've already fucking said that. 00:04:15.489 --> 00:04:16.788 - I don't know. 00:04:19.660 --> 00:04:21.526 - Sorry, I overstepped. 00:04:22.730 --> 00:04:25.497 Here I am giving lectures when I should just be 00:04:25.499 --> 00:04:27.566 I'm handing out free samples. 00:04:27.568 --> 00:04:29.568 - What the hell are you doin', Corey? 00:04:29.570 --> 00:04:31.871 Go get Egan. 00:04:31.872 --> 00:04:34.173 - It's all about customer appreciation 00:04:34.174 --> 00:04:36.475 and I want you to know that I appreciate you. 00:04:37.945 --> 00:04:39.278 - I feel appreciated. 00:04:40.848 --> 00:04:42.848 - Whoa, your hands. 00:04:42.850 --> 00:04:45.717 They're like sandpaper. 00:04:46.820 --> 00:04:49.588 What, are you in construction or something? 00:04:49.590 --> 00:04:50.689 - What the? 00:04:52.960 --> 00:04:54.559 - No, I'm not in construction. 00:04:54.561 --> 00:04:57.562 I work in cardboard, sell cardboard boxes. 00:05:00.701 --> 00:05:03.035 - Right well if you want, 00:05:03.037 --> 00:05:04.670 you can join our membership club. 00:05:04.672 --> 00:05:06.805 We can send you, you know information, 00:05:06.807 --> 00:05:08.006 specials and coupons. 00:05:08.008 --> 00:05:10.742 I just need your email. 00:05:10.744 --> 00:05:12.978 - Yeah, join the club. 00:05:16.016 --> 00:05:17.015 - Great. 00:05:19.520 --> 00:05:23.655 - I'm Corey. 00:05:23.657 --> 00:05:24.656 - I'm Pam. 00:05:28.962 --> 00:05:30.729 - Corey. 00:05:30.731 --> 00:05:32.364 Is this thing even working? 00:05:32.366 --> 00:05:33.365 Corey. 00:05:35.636 --> 00:05:36.835 Corey, Corey! 00:05:37.704 --> 00:05:38.570 - Shit, I'm sorry. 00:05:38.572 --> 00:05:39.604 I have to go. 00:05:39.606 --> 00:05:41.006 - Is everything okay? 00:05:41.008 --> 00:05:42.007 - Just a business meeting. 00:05:42.009 --> 00:05:43.475 - What about your email? 00:05:43.477 --> 00:05:45.877 Don't worry, I'll find you. 00:05:52.820 --> 00:05:54.019 - Fuck, shit. 00:05:54.955 --> 00:05:55.954 We lost Egan. 00:05:57.991 --> 00:05:59.358 We lost Egan. 00:06:00.861 --> 00:06:02.094 What the fuck? 00:06:11.772 --> 00:06:14.673 - Jeez, thought it was a bug. 00:06:18.412 --> 00:06:21.513 Don't freak out, Corey's gonna be here any minute. 00:06:24.852 --> 00:06:27.452 - So you're looking at Havenshire County's 00:06:27.454 --> 00:06:29.755 year five figure skating champion. 00:06:32.159 --> 00:06:33.725 - Wow, you're really good. 00:06:41.068 --> 00:06:42.067 - Oh my god. 00:06:42.069 --> 00:06:45.537 Were you in the Olympics or something? 00:06:45.539 --> 00:06:47.572 - Just a little ice hockey growin' up. 00:06:49.009 --> 00:06:51.443 - I knew it. - What? 00:06:51.445 --> 00:06:52.511 - You're gonna be one of those guys 00:06:52.513 --> 00:06:54.013 who's good at everything. 00:06:54.014 --> 00:06:55.514 - What's wrong with being good at everything? 00:06:55.516 --> 00:06:57.616 - Knowing you're good at everything, 00:06:57.618 --> 00:06:59.885 nothing will ever make you happy. 00:06:59.887 --> 00:07:00.853 - That's not true. 00:07:00.854 --> 00:07:01.820 I'm totally happy. - Are you? 00:07:01.822 --> 00:07:02.854 - Yeah, I am. 00:07:05.058 --> 00:07:07.426 - You wanna know what I think? 00:07:07.428 --> 00:07:09.161 I think you're one of those guys 00:07:09.162 --> 00:07:10.895 who's always gonna be looking up at the clouds 00:07:10.898 --> 00:07:13.465 tryin' to figure out the next dream, 00:07:13.467 --> 00:07:15.834 the next accomplishment trying to see 00:07:15.836 --> 00:07:18.904 every little part of the world and how to escape to it 00:07:18.906 --> 00:07:21.740 all so you don't have to look in the mirror 00:07:21.742 --> 00:07:23.575 and find out who you really are. 00:07:26.680 --> 00:07:29.080 - Where's the adventure in that, my dear? 00:07:30.517 --> 00:07:33.852 - The adventure is finding out what's really inside. 00:07:38.759 --> 00:07:40.242 - It's still kinda early. 00:07:40.243 --> 00:07:41.726 What do you feel like doin'? 00:07:41.728 --> 00:07:44.863 - No, it's your turn. 00:07:44.865 --> 00:07:47.966 You can't expect me to come up with everything. 00:07:48.735 --> 00:07:49.901 - All right, well we can hop 00:07:49.903 --> 00:07:51.736 a jet to New York, catch a play. 00:07:53.807 --> 00:07:55.707 Jump on a yacht to Tahiti. 00:07:55.709 --> 00:07:57.159 - Yeah. 00:07:57.160 --> 00:07:58.610 - Or we can head to Kenya for a safari. 00:07:58.612 --> 00:08:01.146 - Your head, it's in the clouds. 00:08:01.148 --> 00:08:03.849 For a guy who sells cardboard boxes for a living, 00:08:03.851 --> 00:08:06.551 you have quite the imagination. 00:08:08.622 --> 00:08:09.788 - Yeah, I guess I do. 00:08:13.627 --> 00:08:15.894 - Look, I've gotta get up early in the morning 00:08:15.896 --> 00:08:18.897 to open the store, so I think we should call it a night. 00:08:20.033 --> 00:08:21.967 - Yeah. 00:08:21.968 --> 00:08:23.902 Yeah, we'll call it a rain check on our next adventure. 00:08:31.856 --> 00:08:33.534 - Look, I hope I didn't freak you out earlier 00:08:33.535 --> 00:08:35.213 with my whole anti-thrill seeking diagnosis. 00:08:37.284 --> 00:08:40.018 - There's something about you. 00:08:43.524 --> 00:08:44.656 There's a word for it. 00:08:44.658 --> 00:08:46.258 You're just-- - Oh god, no. 00:08:46.260 --> 00:08:48.793 No, look I've been on way too many dates 00:08:48.795 --> 00:08:50.095 where people pretend. 00:08:50.097 --> 00:08:51.563 You know, they're not themselves. 00:08:51.565 --> 00:08:52.814 It's not me. 00:08:52.815 --> 00:08:54.064 What you see is what you get. 00:08:54.868 --> 00:08:56.090 - No, I get it. 00:08:56.091 --> 00:08:57.313 I'd much rather have you be real than-- 00:08:57.314 --> 00:08:58.536 - Present something I'm not? 00:09:00.974 --> 00:09:02.073 - Right, yeah. 00:09:05.145 --> 00:09:07.579 - I guess if you do wanna come over, you can. 00:09:07.581 --> 00:09:08.947 But I'm gonna be watching a movie 00:09:08.949 --> 00:09:11.049 and I have laundry, like a lot of laundry. 00:09:11.051 --> 00:09:12.651 Stacks of it, in fact. 00:09:12.653 --> 00:09:14.586 - Love to do laundry and watch a movie. 00:09:21.094 --> 00:09:24.095 - Great. 00:09:24.097 --> 00:09:25.096 - Great. 00:09:42.649 --> 00:09:44.716 - Are you good? - Yeah, I'm good. 00:09:44.718 --> 00:09:45.817 You? 00:09:45.819 --> 00:09:46.818 - Yeah. 00:09:55.362 --> 00:09:56.628 - Fuck! - What the hell 00:09:56.630 --> 00:09:57.696 is wrong with you? 00:09:57.697 --> 00:09:58.763 You're messin' me up. 00:09:58.764 --> 00:09:59.830 - Coffee. - You never miss. 00:09:59.833 --> 00:10:01.416 - Yeah well, it must be the gun. 00:10:01.417 --> 00:10:03.000 - You know ever since we failed that Egan mission, 00:10:03.003 --> 00:10:05.137 you haven't been the same. 00:10:05.138 --> 00:10:07.272 - All right Smuts, I failed one fuckin' mission one time. 00:10:07.274 --> 00:10:09.240 It's bound to happen sooner or later, 'kay? 00:10:09.242 --> 00:10:11.242 - Well it wouldn't have happened 00:10:11.243 --> 00:10:13.243 if you weren't off flirting with Pat. 00:10:13.246 --> 00:10:15.046 - It's Pam. - Whatever. 00:10:16.183 --> 00:10:18.984 Just tell me you're not gettin' serious with this girl. 00:10:19.753 --> 00:10:21.253 - Trust me. 00:10:21.254 --> 00:10:22.754 Pam and I, we're just havin' fun. 00:10:22.756 --> 00:10:24.189 There's nothin' serious about it. 00:10:24.191 --> 00:10:25.557 45 seconds to play 00:10:25.558 --> 00:10:26.924 in the sudden death overtime. 00:10:34.167 --> 00:10:35.533 Who would you do 00:10:35.534 --> 00:10:36.900 if you could be someone completely different? 00:10:36.903 --> 00:10:38.737 - What do you mean? 00:10:38.739 --> 00:10:41.172 - Don't you ever think about making some drastic change? 00:10:41.174 --> 00:10:43.274 You know, taking some risk and chance 00:10:43.276 --> 00:10:45.343 just to be something else. 00:10:46.313 --> 00:10:48.680 - Oh yeah, sure. 00:10:48.682 --> 00:10:49.848 I mean why not buy a three-bedroom house 00:10:49.850 --> 00:10:51.784 and sell boxes from one place 00:10:51.785 --> 00:10:53.719 rather than chase corporate accounts all over the world? 00:10:53.720 --> 00:10:55.654 - No no no no, you have to be something else. 00:10:55.656 --> 00:10:58.657 I mean like for me, I've always always always 00:10:59.660 --> 00:11:01.159 wanted to have my makeup line. 00:11:02.062 --> 00:11:04.095 - Really? - Yeah, absolutely. 00:11:04.097 --> 00:11:06.131 I mean I can see the packaging field the products. 00:11:06.133 --> 00:11:07.599 I once even worked for the chemists 00:11:07.600 --> 00:11:09.066 in developing this firming cream. 00:11:09.069 --> 00:11:11.336 - Firming cream, what is firming cream? 00:11:11.338 --> 00:11:14.205 - Oh you don't have to worry about it, you don't need it 00:11:15.676 --> 00:11:16.908 yet. 00:11:16.910 --> 00:11:19.044 All right. 00:11:19.046 --> 00:11:21.413 So if you got it over here, why not do it now? 00:11:21.415 --> 00:11:23.715 - Now? - Yeah, now. 00:11:23.717 --> 00:11:26.785 - So says the cardboard box salesman. 00:11:26.787 --> 00:11:28.186 Why don't you just change your career 00:11:28.188 --> 00:11:30.121 and become what you're dying to be? 00:11:31.224 --> 00:11:32.824 - How do you know I won't? 00:11:35.696 --> 00:11:37.328 - Well, I know. 00:11:37.330 --> 00:11:40.365 I mean as much as I see myself commanding a makeup empire, 00:11:40.367 --> 00:11:42.801 I don't wanna sacrifice everything I have now. 00:11:42.803 --> 00:11:44.836 I think it'd be easier climbing Mount Everest. 00:11:44.838 --> 00:11:45.804 I don't know 'bout that. 00:11:45.805 --> 00:11:46.771 It's pretty difficult. 00:11:48.008 --> 00:11:49.107 I'd imagine. 00:11:49.109 --> 00:11:50.275 Although, the Napelese 00:11:51.244 --> 00:11:52.811 food is pretty good I hear. 00:11:55.315 --> 00:11:57.148 - So how long have you been thinking 00:11:57.149 --> 00:11:58.982 about that three-bedroom house with the white picket fence? 00:12:01.755 --> 00:12:02.987 - Ever since I met you. 00:12:07.994 --> 00:12:08.993 - Yeah? 00:12:08.995 --> 00:12:11.362 I sort of had a similar thought. 00:12:11.364 --> 00:12:12.731 - You did? 00:12:12.732 --> 00:12:14.099 - Yeah, like this morning. 00:12:14.100 --> 00:12:15.467 I was at Target and I saw this dinnerware set 00:12:15.469 --> 00:12:18.737 and I just suddenly thought these would be perfect 00:12:19.272 --> 00:12:20.739 for our dinner parties. 00:12:21.742 --> 00:12:24.509 - You want dinner parties? 00:12:24.511 --> 00:12:25.510 - Corey, 00:12:29.883 --> 00:12:33.384 we're gonna have a lot of dinner parties. 00:13:02.082 --> 00:13:03.248 There you go. 00:13:05.051 --> 00:13:06.718 - Is that all? 00:13:06.719 --> 00:13:08.386 - Is that gonna make me young enough to make you the cougar? 00:13:08.388 --> 00:13:10.789 Yeah, well 00:13:10.791 --> 00:13:12.791 they do come highly recommended. 00:13:12.793 --> 00:13:14.025 - You ever seen one of these? 00:13:14.027 --> 00:13:15.560 They take ya all over the world. 00:13:15.561 --> 00:13:17.094 You could ride the Harry train with me there. 00:13:17.097 --> 00:13:18.563 - Okay, maybe one day. 00:13:18.564 --> 00:13:20.030 - Don't take me off your boyfriend list. 00:13:20.031 --> 00:13:21.497 I won't. 00:13:21.501 --> 00:13:23.268 - Cheers. 00:13:23.269 --> 00:13:25.036 - Have a great day. - See ya soon. 00:13:25.037 --> 00:13:26.804 Bye, thank you so much. 00:13:28.041 --> 00:13:32.043 I don't have a gag reflex in case you were wondering. 00:13:35.115 --> 00:13:36.815 - Here we go. 00:13:36.817 --> 00:13:39.584 - You are a moron. - Mm-hmm, why? 00:13:39.586 --> 00:13:41.352 - 'Cause he had a frickin' black card. 00:13:41.354 --> 00:13:43.455 - So? 00:13:43.456 --> 00:13:45.557 - So that card is an insurance policy, Pam. 00:13:45.559 --> 00:13:47.292 That card says you never have to work 00:13:47.294 --> 00:13:49.093 at this shitty job ever again. 00:13:49.095 --> 00:13:50.829 That card says sorry, Brianna. 00:13:50.831 --> 00:13:52.597 I can't make it to your birthday party 00:13:52.598 --> 00:13:54.364 because my husband and I are vacationing in the Swiss Alps 00:13:54.367 --> 00:13:56.234 and then we're going to our Italian villa 00:13:56.236 --> 00:13:57.969 where we're gonna be waited on hand-and-foot 00:13:57.971 --> 00:14:00.004 by bronze-chested man servants. 00:14:00.006 --> 00:14:01.506 - Brianna, you know I'm in a relationship. 00:14:01.508 --> 00:14:04.075 Corey sells boxes, Pam. 00:14:04.077 --> 00:14:04.843 Okay? 00:14:04.844 --> 00:14:05.610 I mean is he cute? 00:14:05.612 --> 00:14:06.522 Yeah. 00:14:06.523 --> 00:14:07.433 Does his ass look good in a pair of jeans? 00:14:07.434 --> 00:14:08.344 Sure. 00:14:08.345 --> 00:14:09.255 Does he have a good personality? 00:14:09.256 --> 00:14:10.166 Why not? 00:14:10.167 --> 00:14:11.077 But at the end of the day, 00:14:11.084 --> 00:14:14.352 he sells cardboard fucking boxes, Pam. 00:14:14.354 --> 00:14:15.420 Do you know how boring that is? 00:14:15.422 --> 00:14:17.121 - It's not boring. 00:14:17.123 --> 00:14:18.823 Is he James Bond? 00:14:18.824 --> 00:14:20.524 No, but like I don't want a James Bond. 00:14:20.527 --> 00:14:22.527 - Well good 'cause you got James Bland. 00:14:22.529 --> 00:14:24.262 - I just want someone I can depend on. 00:14:24.264 --> 00:14:27.498 Someone that is stable, like-minded, consistent. 00:14:27.500 --> 00:14:29.284 - Well you shoulda told me you were looking for that 00:14:29.285 --> 00:14:31.069 'cause I woulda hooked you up with my grandfather. 00:14:31.071 --> 00:14:32.136 - Okay. 00:14:34.074 --> 00:14:35.490 Okay. 00:14:35.491 --> 00:14:36.907 What does he do, eat your pussy really good? 00:14:36.910 --> 00:14:38.543 I don't know, I don't get it. 00:14:38.545 --> 00:14:40.245 I can't answer that question. 00:14:40.247 --> 00:14:42.180 You just quit, what the hell? 00:14:42.182 --> 00:14:45.083 - This whole spy life isn't what I want anymore, Smuts. 00:14:45.085 --> 00:14:47.252 You said it yourself, I haven't been the same 00:14:47.254 --> 00:14:48.653 since I failed that last mission. 00:14:48.655 --> 00:14:50.021 It's 'cause I'm not. 00:14:50.023 --> 00:14:52.056 God. 00:14:54.543 --> 00:14:57.027 Please don't start with that romantic dribble about Pat. 00:14:58.231 --> 00:15:00.298 - It's Pam. 00:15:00.299 --> 00:15:02.366 And yes she's what I care about, Smuts all right? 00:15:02.369 --> 00:15:03.969 I love her. 00:15:03.970 --> 00:15:05.570 I'm ready to live that normal life 00:15:05.571 --> 00:15:07.171 that we've always been protecting. 00:15:08.308 --> 00:15:09.307 - Really? 00:15:10.143 --> 00:15:12.110 Wow, okay. 00:15:12.112 --> 00:15:16.047 So you're telling me that you can't wait to go out, 00:15:16.049 --> 00:15:19.417 assume your cover, sell cardboard boxes 00:15:19.419 --> 00:15:22.453 be chained to a desk, join a bowling league, 00:15:22.455 --> 00:15:25.123 start paying taxes, get a mortgage, 00:15:25.125 --> 00:15:27.258 have a car payment, fly commercial, 00:15:27.260 --> 00:15:29.327 start swimming in credit card debt? 00:15:29.329 --> 00:15:32.463 I mean what are you gonna tell me next, 00:15:32.465 --> 00:15:36.100 that ya like drinking domestic beer? 00:15:38.605 --> 00:15:40.204 - I love domestic beer. 00:15:51.017 --> 00:15:56.154 Done. 00:15:59.025 --> 00:16:02.460 Holy, it's a bit of a fixer-upper. 00:16:02.462 --> 00:16:04.462 - Yeah, but it's ours. 00:16:07.416 --> 00:16:09.299 Well our boxes are made of 100% recycled material. 00:16:09.302 --> 00:16:11.069 No, I can't give you a discount. 00:16:11.071 --> 00:16:12.404 What I can do is enroll you 00:16:12.405 --> 00:16:13.738 in our customer appreciation program 00:16:13.740 --> 00:16:16.074 which does offer rewards on both orders. 00:16:17.077 --> 00:16:18.788 Well I'm sorry to hear that, sir. 00:16:18.789 --> 00:16:20.500 But if you happen to change your mind, 00:16:20.501 --> 00:16:22.212 don't hesitate to call back and ask for cardboard Corey. 00:16:23.083 --> 00:16:24.482 Ooh. 00:16:25.752 --> 00:16:27.919 - Welcome to the team. 00:16:27.920 --> 00:16:30.087 - Well let's knock 'em down and knock 'em back, huh? 00:16:31.224 --> 00:16:33.591 Honey, I'm home. - Taste this. 00:16:35.095 --> 00:16:36.094 - Mmm, that's good; what is it? 00:16:36.096 --> 00:16:37.746 - Nepalese Momo. 00:16:37.747 --> 00:16:39.397 I found them in this amazing cookbook that I picked up 00:16:39.399 --> 00:16:40.899 this week and I couldn't find the Jimbu, 00:16:40.900 --> 00:16:42.400 but I think this'll taste all right. 00:16:42.402 --> 00:16:43.846 - A what? 00:16:43.847 --> 00:16:45.291 - It's a Nepalese dried onion. 00:16:45.292 --> 00:16:46.736 I'm testin' for our dinner party. 00:16:46.740 --> 00:16:47.672 - What dinner party? 00:16:47.674 --> 00:16:48.673 - Corey. - What? 00:16:48.675 --> 00:16:53.244 - We're gonna have a lot of dinner parties. 00:16:56.583 --> 00:16:59.684 - God, I hope it stays like this forever. 00:17:07.027 --> 00:17:10.028 And for the cave people, it did stay like that forever. 00:17:11.731 --> 00:17:16.467 But unfortunately, well we ain't livin' in a cave. 00:17:20.573 --> 00:17:22.340 I thought you were gonna call and have that fixed. 00:17:22.342 --> 00:17:27.478 - I thought you were gonna call and have that fixed. 00:17:33.520 --> 00:17:36.287 - No, we don't have any plastic bins. 00:17:36.289 --> 00:17:38.239 We don't have any metal containers. 00:17:38.240 --> 00:17:40.190 We don't sell steel drums, just boxes. 00:17:40.193 --> 00:17:44.595 Plain old fucking cardboard boxes. 00:17:45.632 --> 00:17:48.199 It's all about personality. 00:17:51.237 --> 00:17:52.603 It's all about passion. 00:17:55.075 --> 00:17:57.175 It's all about believing what you sell. 00:18:00.213 --> 00:18:02.613 - Look I don't know what you want me to do here, Rick. 00:18:02.615 --> 00:18:04.682 All right? 00:18:04.683 --> 00:18:06.750 I watched the training video, I followed the sales manual. 00:18:06.751 --> 00:18:08.818 At the end of the day, I mean they're just boxes. 00:18:11.157 --> 00:18:12.156 - No, Corey. 00:18:14.260 --> 00:18:16.227 They're not just boxes. 00:18:16.229 --> 00:18:19.263 These are containers that move the treasures of our lives. 00:18:20.767 --> 00:18:23.367 Right, okay. 00:18:24.237 --> 00:18:25.369 - Remember our motto, 00:18:28.374 --> 00:18:29.874 "Think outside the box." 00:18:35.548 --> 00:18:36.497 - Hey, Freddy. 00:18:36.498 --> 00:18:37.447 C'mon baby, let's go. 00:18:37.450 --> 00:18:38.360 You got this. 00:18:38.361 --> 00:18:39.271 Four pins, that's all we need. 00:18:39.272 --> 00:18:40.182 C'mon. 00:18:44.491 --> 00:18:45.456 - Loser! - Woo! 00:18:53.766 --> 00:18:56.300 - Hey, what the fuck? 00:18:56.302 --> 00:18:57.802 First we lose to Polly's Pies, 00:18:57.804 --> 00:19:00.304 then Tim's Auto Body and now Diana's Floral? 00:19:00.874 --> 00:19:01.706 I mean what is this? 00:19:01.708 --> 00:19:03.691 I don't get it. 00:19:03.692 --> 00:19:05.675 Do you even realize that we are the laughing stock 00:19:05.678 --> 00:19:06.844 of this league? 00:19:06.846 --> 00:19:10.148 Every time you throw a gutter or miss a spare, 00:19:10.150 --> 00:19:12.517 you guys just laugh if off and it's not funny. 00:19:13.520 --> 00:19:15.286 I mean I've tried to help you guys, right? 00:19:15.288 --> 00:19:17.188 I mean Ted, I bought you finger grips. 00:19:17.190 --> 00:19:18.456 Where the hell they at? 00:19:19.592 --> 00:19:22.160 Fred, I bought you lessons. 00:19:22.162 --> 00:19:23.678 Bob. 00:19:23.679 --> 00:19:25.195 Bob you know if anybody was on my side, 00:19:25.198 --> 00:19:27.315 I thought it'd be you. 00:19:27.316 --> 00:19:29.433 I bought you a wrist guard and you don't even wear it. 00:19:32.639 --> 00:19:35.439 - Well why don't you quit? - No. 00:19:35.441 --> 00:19:37.275 Winners don't quit, Ted. 00:19:37.277 --> 00:19:38.910 Winners win. 00:19:38.911 --> 00:19:40.544 - I honestly don't give a shit about winning. 00:19:40.547 --> 00:19:42.230 - Yeah, man. 00:19:42.231 --> 00:19:43.914 Do you know how much shit I have to deal with at home? 00:19:43.917 --> 00:19:46.250 I don't need extra pressure, I don't want stress. 00:19:46.252 --> 00:19:48.886 I come here to drink beers and catch up with my guys. 00:19:51.224 --> 00:19:52.890 - Hey, I forgot to tell you guys. 00:19:52.892 --> 00:19:54.792 My dual hood grill just showed up. 00:19:55.562 --> 00:19:56.594 It's incredible. 00:19:57.897 --> 00:20:01.599 - Oh man, I am so jealous right now. 00:20:30.630 --> 00:20:32.763 - I'm kinda tired. 00:20:32.765 --> 00:20:35.366 - Yeah, I'm kinda tired too. 00:20:35.935 --> 00:20:37.468 Maybe tomorrow. 00:20:38.404 --> 00:20:40.371 - Definitely tomorrow. 00:20:43.910 --> 00:20:45.676 - Wow, you were totally right. 00:20:45.678 --> 00:20:48.012 This definitely beats happy hour. 00:20:48.014 --> 00:20:49.880 You know serial killers hang out here, right? 00:20:49.882 --> 00:20:51.582 - Okay look, you didn't have to come. 00:20:51.584 --> 00:20:53.784 I told you I had to get the track lighting. 00:20:54.921 --> 00:20:56.454 - Listen to yourself. 00:20:56.456 --> 00:20:57.722 You've been on like this Joan of Arc, 00:20:57.723 --> 00:20:58.989 mother of misery routine for a week. 00:20:58.992 --> 00:21:00.792 - Here we go. 00:21:00.793 --> 00:21:02.593 - I'm just saying I get why you're depressed. 00:21:02.594 --> 00:21:04.394 You get up, go to work, you come home. 00:21:04.397 --> 00:21:06.964 You watch "Dance Mom" for 12 hours, 00:21:06.966 --> 00:21:08.933 then you pass out and do it all over again. 00:21:08.935 --> 00:21:10.802 It's enough to make anybody miserable. 00:21:10.803 --> 00:21:12.670 - If I lied to you and told you I was miserable, 00:21:12.672 --> 00:21:13.725 would that make you stop? 00:21:13.726 --> 00:21:14.779 - I don't want you to be miserable. 00:21:14.780 --> 00:21:15.833 I just want you to be that Pam 00:21:15.834 --> 00:21:16.887 that I used to know, you know? 00:21:16.888 --> 00:21:17.941 The Pam who was like it's four p.m., who cares? 00:21:17.944 --> 00:21:21.445 Let's go get drunk or let's go on a crazy shopping spree 00:21:21.447 --> 00:21:23.547 even though we both have no money in our bank accounts. 00:21:23.549 --> 00:21:26.651 The Pam that just had that like joie de vivre. 00:21:26.653 --> 00:21:28.853 - Brianna, I am happy. 00:21:28.855 --> 00:21:30.088 Look, you just don't understand 00:21:30.089 --> 00:21:31.322 what it's like to be in a relationship. 00:21:31.324 --> 00:21:33.508 There's a lot going on. 00:21:33.509 --> 00:21:35.693 Corey and I've gotta you know finish stuff with the house. 00:21:35.695 --> 00:21:38.562 We're decorating rooms, refinishing hardwood, 00:21:38.564 --> 00:21:40.298 installing track lighting. 00:21:41.501 --> 00:21:43.501 It's a lot. 00:21:43.502 --> 00:21:45.502 You know, there's just not enough time for joie de vivre. 00:21:45.505 --> 00:21:47.605 - Okay, well we better make some time for margaritas 00:21:47.607 --> 00:21:49.307 'cause this bitch is craving. 00:21:49.309 --> 00:21:50.308 - Okay. 00:21:50.310 --> 00:21:51.993 I wish you would've married James Bond 00:21:51.994 --> 00:21:53.677 instead of James Bland. 00:21:53.680 --> 00:21:54.645 - James Bond? 00:21:54.647 --> 00:21:56.814 James Bond, really? 00:21:56.815 --> 00:21:58.982 'Cause he was an emotionally unstable womanizing alcoholic. 00:21:58.985 --> 00:22:00.718 - Yeah, but that's kinda hot. 00:22:01.554 --> 00:22:05.089 - Wow, this place is amazing. 00:22:05.091 --> 00:22:07.658 How come we've never hung out here before? 00:22:07.660 --> 00:22:09.360 - You're not funny. 00:22:09.362 --> 00:22:11.184 - You're wrong. 00:22:11.185 --> 00:22:13.007 You see I'm Rodney fuckin' Dangerfield, man. 00:22:13.008 --> 00:22:14.830 I'm tellin' you comedy is tragedy and this place 00:22:15.735 --> 00:22:17.301 is fucking depressing. 00:22:17.302 --> 00:22:18.868 - I warned you I had to pick up a light package, right? 00:22:18.871 --> 00:22:20.271 You knew what you were gettin' into. 00:22:20.272 --> 00:22:21.672 - Yeah, you warned me all right 00:22:21.674 --> 00:22:24.408 and all this really excites you. 00:22:24.410 --> 00:22:26.877 - Yes, this really excites me. 00:22:27.747 --> 00:22:30.881 - Damn, you need a vacation. 00:22:30.883 --> 00:22:31.882 - What? 00:22:31.884 --> 00:22:33.618 - A vacation. 00:22:33.619 --> 00:22:35.353 A place you can swim with dolphins, 00:22:35.355 --> 00:22:39.390 squirrel suit off a cliff, hovercraft over a lake. 00:22:39.392 --> 00:22:42.360 I don't know, just anything to feel your mojo 00:22:42.362 --> 00:22:47.498 that's so obviously been neutered by this suburban insanity. 00:22:48.768 --> 00:22:50.368 - Yeah well, I'd love to go to some tropical destination 00:22:50.370 --> 00:22:52.503 with warm sunshine and cold drinks, Smuts. 00:22:52.505 --> 00:22:53.971 But what problems does that solve? 00:22:58.945 --> 00:23:00.962 Hello. 00:23:02.982 --> 00:23:04.415 What the hell, I'm here now. 00:23:05.818 --> 00:23:06.951 Well why would you have me come here 00:23:06.953 --> 00:23:08.953 if you were gonna get it? 00:23:10.990 --> 00:23:12.056 Okay. 00:23:14.594 --> 00:23:17.528 You really do have a lotta problems. 00:23:18.164 --> 00:23:19.497 - Spy means nothin'. 00:23:19.499 --> 00:23:23.167 - Yeah well, you're not a spy anymore. 00:23:25.854 --> 00:23:27.537 - I feel like we should take a trip somewhere, 00:23:27.540 --> 00:23:28.406 get outta here. 00:23:28.408 --> 00:23:29.774 - Go where? 00:23:29.776 --> 00:23:31.075 - I don't know, anywhere. 00:23:31.911 --> 00:23:35.713 England, France, Nepal. 00:23:35.715 --> 00:23:37.065 - Cool. - Yeah, 00:23:37.066 --> 00:23:38.416 instead of reading and tryin' to replicate, 00:23:38.418 --> 00:23:40.101 you know let's go. 00:23:40.102 --> 00:23:41.785 Boots on the ground, taste the food, see Mount Everest. 00:23:41.788 --> 00:23:43.788 Just escape. 00:23:44.791 --> 00:23:47.491 - I've always wanted to see Mount Everest. 00:23:47.493 --> 00:23:49.126 - Could cash in some airline miles, 00:23:49.128 --> 00:23:51.095 go for a week, just enough time to recharge. 00:23:51.097 --> 00:23:52.830 - Refresh. - Invigorate. 00:23:53.833 --> 00:23:56.167 Just forget about all our troubles, you know? 00:23:56.169 --> 00:23:57.134 - What troubles? 00:23:59.138 --> 00:24:01.205 - Not troubles, just stresses. 00:24:02.775 --> 00:24:04.608 Life's little crosses we all have to bear. 00:24:04.610 --> 00:24:06.227 - Yeah? 00:24:06.228 --> 00:24:07.845 But we agreed that we'd spend money on the house 00:24:07.847 --> 00:24:10.214 instead of carelessly dropping out on vacations. 00:24:10.216 --> 00:24:11.949 I mean for instance, 00:24:11.950 --> 00:24:13.683 we still have to install the track lighting. 00:24:14.720 --> 00:24:17.188 - Yeah, but do we really want the track lighting? 00:24:17.190 --> 00:24:19.457 - Of course we want the track lighting. 00:24:19.459 --> 00:24:21.692 It's part of the lighting package that we picked out. 00:24:21.694 --> 00:24:23.494 And if we don't have that, 00:24:23.496 --> 00:24:25.029 what is the point of having this island 00:24:25.031 --> 00:24:26.914 in the kitchen without the island? 00:24:26.915 --> 00:24:28.798 Where are we gonna put the stools that we had pre-ordered? 00:24:28.801 --> 00:24:31.235 Without stools, where's everyone gonna congregate 00:24:31.237 --> 00:24:32.478 at the dinner party? 00:24:32.479 --> 00:24:33.720 - What dinner party? 00:24:33.721 --> 00:24:34.962 - Corey. - What? 00:24:34.963 --> 00:24:36.204 - We're gonna have a lot of dinner parties. 00:24:36.209 --> 00:24:37.208 - We are? 00:24:38.678 --> 00:24:39.677 - Yeah. 00:25:12.044 --> 00:25:14.178 - What the hell is this? 00:25:15.114 --> 00:25:19.016 - This is an intervention. 00:25:19.018 --> 00:25:20.618 Hi, Corey. 00:25:21.754 --> 00:25:23.654 An intervention. 00:25:23.656 --> 00:25:26.156 What the fuck do I need an intervention for, Smuts? 00:25:26.158 --> 00:25:28.993 - Listen man, we know you're miserable. 00:25:28.995 --> 00:25:30.044 - Miserable? 00:25:30.045 --> 00:25:31.094 No, I am not miserable. 00:25:31.097 --> 00:25:32.663 My life is great. 00:25:32.665 --> 00:25:33.864 - We've been watching. 00:25:34.734 --> 00:25:36.100 Your life sucks. 00:25:36.102 --> 00:25:37.735 - You've been spying on me. 00:25:37.737 --> 00:25:38.669 - We're spies. 00:25:38.671 --> 00:25:39.737 That's what we do. 00:25:39.739 --> 00:25:40.771 - Oh my god. 00:25:40.773 --> 00:25:42.573 - We wouldn't be true spies 00:25:42.575 --> 00:25:45.042 if we allowed you to waste away like this. 00:25:45.044 --> 00:25:47.011 - Yeah, so you decided to shoot me. 00:25:47.013 --> 00:25:48.279 Great. 00:25:48.280 --> 00:25:49.546 - I had to test the new tranq gun. 00:25:53.686 --> 00:25:54.852 - Who the hell is this? 00:25:54.854 --> 00:25:56.921 - Remora aka Suckerfish. 00:25:56.923 --> 00:25:58.806 Smuts gave me the code name. 00:25:58.807 --> 00:26:00.690 After you left, he brought me into handle the grunt work 00:26:00.693 --> 00:26:01.776 he didn't wanna do. 00:26:01.777 --> 00:26:02.860 Isn't that right, Smuts? 00:26:04.030 --> 00:26:05.963 - Yeah, thanks. 00:26:08.334 --> 00:26:10.234 I mean he's my minion basically. 00:26:11.804 --> 00:26:14.605 - As much as I appreciate being dragged 00:26:14.607 --> 00:26:16.974 all the way down here and told my life sucks, 00:26:17.777 --> 00:26:19.043 you're wrong. 00:26:19.045 --> 00:26:20.678 I love my life. 00:26:20.680 --> 00:26:22.313 I love that I get to wake up every morning, 00:26:22.315 --> 00:26:23.981 go to work and come home. 00:26:23.983 --> 00:26:25.249 No chance of being shot. 00:26:25.251 --> 00:26:26.717 No chance of being blown up. 00:26:26.719 --> 00:26:28.369 Now call me crazy, 00:26:28.370 --> 00:26:30.020 but the change is actually quite refreshing. 00:26:34.994 --> 00:26:36.093 Really? 00:26:36.095 --> 00:26:39.196 - Corey, this is a safe place. 00:26:39.198 --> 00:26:41.415 - Why do you keep talking like that? 00:26:41.416 --> 00:26:43.633 - Corey, Smuts and I wanted to create a circle of trust 00:26:43.636 --> 00:26:44.835 so you felt comfortable. 00:26:44.837 --> 00:26:45.803 - Corey, 00:26:47.139 --> 00:26:49.873 there's somebody we'd like you to meet. 00:26:49.875 --> 00:26:52.276 Oh, fantastic. 00:26:52.278 --> 00:26:54.612 Fine, but then I'm leaving. 00:26:56.048 --> 00:26:57.982 - Okay, thank you. 00:27:12.231 --> 00:27:14.031 - Corey, my name is Dr. Studebaker 00:27:14.033 --> 00:27:15.633 and I have been doing some analysis 00:27:15.635 --> 00:27:19.036 on the field research I was provided. 00:27:19.038 --> 00:27:20.638 I prepared a few images. 00:27:23.009 --> 00:27:24.008 Frustration, 00:27:25.945 --> 00:27:26.944 anger. 00:27:29.915 --> 00:27:30.564 - Big one. 00:27:30.565 --> 00:27:31.214 Denial 00:27:34.053 --> 00:27:35.886 and finally, acceptance. 00:27:39.325 --> 00:27:42.326 Bravo, Smuts. 00:27:42.328 --> 00:27:44.294 You put a few pictures together, what's the point? 00:27:44.296 --> 00:27:46.997 - My point is the reason you can't settle into suburban life 00:27:46.999 --> 00:27:48.766 has nothing to do with the life itself. 00:27:48.768 --> 00:27:50.668 - Oh, well I can maintain an erection 00:27:50.670 --> 00:27:51.802 if that's what you're gettin' at. 00:27:51.804 --> 00:27:53.671 - I know, we have the slides. 00:27:55.675 --> 00:27:57.675 Corey, you have unfinished business. 00:27:57.677 --> 00:28:00.277 - What the hell are you talkin' about? 00:28:00.279 --> 00:28:02.346 - You failed your last mission 00:28:02.348 --> 00:28:05.349 and rather than face your failure, what did you do? 00:28:05.351 --> 00:28:06.717 You ran away. 00:28:06.719 --> 00:28:09.987 I believe that failure's causing these strong emotions 00:28:09.989 --> 00:28:11.989 of frustration in your present life 00:28:12.992 --> 00:28:15.826 and until you succeed at a final mission, 00:28:16.395 --> 00:28:17.861 you won't be able to settle into 00:28:17.863 --> 00:28:20.064 a peaceful and tranquil existence. 00:28:23.102 --> 00:28:24.968 - Well, thank you very, very much 00:28:24.970 --> 00:28:26.470 for the psychobabble bullshit. 00:28:26.472 --> 00:28:27.938 But trust me when I tell you 00:28:27.940 --> 00:28:30.274 my life is perfectly fine, okay? 00:28:31.711 --> 00:28:33.110 And the last thing I need is to chase some lunatic 00:28:33.112 --> 00:28:34.712 half way across the globe. 00:28:34.714 --> 00:28:37.147 - You know, you wouldn't have to go far. 00:28:37.149 --> 00:28:38.248 The mission's here. 00:28:39.251 --> 00:28:40.250 Egan's back. 00:28:42.888 --> 00:28:44.405 - Great. 00:28:44.406 --> 00:28:45.923 Then you won't have to go far to get him, will ya? 00:28:45.925 --> 00:28:47.791 - Egan recently got married 00:28:47.793 --> 00:28:51.061 and is mysteriously honeymooning here. 00:28:51.063 --> 00:28:54.398 We believe he's tryin' to acquire plans for a weapon 00:28:54.400 --> 00:28:55.866 from a local sell. 00:29:05.211 --> 00:29:08.245 We've arranged for you to come back for this one mission. 00:29:09.281 --> 00:29:11.081 You start tomorrow. 00:29:14.053 --> 00:29:16.854 - What the hell don't you understand, Smuts? 00:29:16.856 --> 00:29:18.288 I'm just not interested, okay? 00:29:18.290 --> 00:29:20.124 - Corey, they're only doing this 00:29:20.126 --> 00:29:21.492 because they care about you. 00:29:21.494 --> 00:29:22.960 They want to help. 00:29:22.962 --> 00:29:25.396 - I don't need their help 00:29:25.397 --> 00:29:27.831 and I damn sure don't need this fucking intervention. 00:29:27.833 --> 00:29:28.832 - Okay. 00:30:01.934 --> 00:30:03.934 - Lemme guess, 00:30:03.936 --> 00:30:05.803 the shrink was right and you're only doing this 00:30:05.805 --> 00:30:08.038 so you can settle down in your married life? 00:30:08.040 --> 00:30:09.473 - I hate you. 00:30:09.475 --> 00:30:10.541 - Welcome back. 00:30:14.013 --> 00:30:17.080 - Egan's set to arrive Friday before noon. 00:30:17.082 --> 00:30:20.851 He'll be stayin' in a suite at the Pines Hotel 00:30:20.853 --> 00:30:23.821 and unlike your perfect marriage, 00:30:23.823 --> 00:30:25.956 we're convinced his is a cover. 00:30:25.958 --> 00:30:27.391 - So what's our strategy? 00:30:27.393 --> 00:30:29.359 - You're to mirror his every move. 00:30:29.361 --> 00:30:32.196 You've come in town for your honeymoon 00:30:32.198 --> 00:30:34.231 and will be stayin' in adjacent suite 00:30:34.233 --> 00:30:35.599 with one of our field agents 00:30:35.601 --> 00:30:37.234 who's gonna pretend to be your wife. 00:30:37.236 --> 00:30:39.236 - Hold on, hold on. 00:30:39.237 --> 00:30:41.237 You want me to pretend to be married to someone else? 00:30:41.240 --> 00:30:42.890 - Yeah. 00:30:42.891 --> 00:30:44.541 This is the best you guys 00:30:44.543 --> 00:30:46.009 could come up with? 00:30:46.011 --> 00:30:49.580 Wow you didn't drag me all the way down here for this 00:30:49.582 --> 00:30:50.547 did you, Smuts? 00:30:52.184 --> 00:30:53.851 - Smuts has had me prepare the research 00:30:53.853 --> 00:30:56.070 and all of our modeling confirms 00:30:56.071 --> 00:30:58.288 that pretending to be married gives us the greatest access. 00:31:00.125 --> 00:31:02.109 - Relax, Corey. 00:31:02.110 --> 00:31:04.094 You can still clip coupons, trim hedges 00:31:04.096 --> 00:31:06.864 and come home to Pam every night. 00:31:06.866 --> 00:31:09.900 I just need you to bond with Egan and his Mrs. 00:31:09.902 --> 00:31:14.538 and get the plans for a weapon that could wipe us all out. 00:31:14.540 --> 00:31:17.074 We don't know what it is. 00:31:17.075 --> 00:31:19.609 It could be a laser, it could be an atom bomb. 00:31:19.612 --> 00:31:21.512 I don't know. 00:31:21.513 --> 00:31:23.413 I just know that lives are at risk! 00:31:23.415 --> 00:31:26.450 Are you willing to have blood on your hands 00:31:26.452 --> 00:31:29.353 because you're married all of a sudden?! 00:31:32.324 --> 00:31:33.957 That's on you, brother. 00:31:36.896 --> 00:31:39.680 - All right. 00:31:39.681 --> 00:31:42.465 Fine I'll do it, but I'm only doin' it for Pat. 00:31:46.272 --> 00:31:49.339 - Once you befriend Egan and his new bride, 00:31:49.341 --> 00:31:52.309 you should be close enough to use this. 00:32:11.163 --> 00:32:13.196 - Smuts told me to play around in a lab for a few weeks 00:32:13.198 --> 00:32:15.332 and I came up with this. 00:32:15.334 --> 00:32:16.934 It's actually a visual lie detector. 00:32:16.936 --> 00:32:17.818 See these buttons? 00:32:17.819 --> 00:32:18.701 Itty-bitty cameras. 00:32:18.704 --> 00:32:20.237 When you speak directly to Egan, 00:32:20.239 --> 00:32:21.928 it'll scan his face, 00:32:21.929 --> 00:32:23.618 send that information back to these monitors 00:32:23.619 --> 00:32:25.308 where we can determine if he's lying or not. 00:32:25.311 --> 00:32:27.177 - And we're sure this works. 00:32:27.179 --> 00:32:30.514 - Corey, you ever think about leaving Pam? 00:32:30.516 --> 00:32:33.150 - No, absolutely not. 00:32:35.087 --> 00:32:36.086 - It works. 00:32:36.088 --> 00:32:39.990 Let's make sure to fully weaponize Corey's house 00:32:39.992 --> 00:32:42.576 for his own protection. 00:32:42.577 --> 00:32:45.161 Oh and since you're back, we'll go ahead and pick up the tab 00:32:45.164 --> 00:32:47.631 on your domestic beers. 00:32:57.509 --> 00:32:59.209 - Smuts, I'm on-site. 00:32:59.211 --> 00:33:00.471 The preventative security measures 00:33:00.472 --> 00:33:01.732 are ready to be installed. 00:33:01.733 --> 00:33:02.993 You can count on me. 00:33:02.994 --> 00:33:04.254 I'm takin' care of business, doing it by the book: 00:33:04.255 --> 00:33:05.515 tackling objectives, checking boxes. 00:33:08.020 --> 00:33:09.019 Dirt? 00:33:10.756 --> 00:33:12.055 Where the hell is Corey? 00:33:12.691 --> 00:33:14.975 - He wanted me to tell you 00:33:14.976 --> 00:33:17.260 that he has set up several off-site meetings 00:33:17.262 --> 00:33:20.397 with potential buyers and that you should be proud of him 00:33:20.399 --> 00:33:22.532 because he's thinkin' outside of the box. 00:33:23.635 --> 00:33:25.385 - All right, get back to work. 00:33:25.386 --> 00:33:27.136 A-B-C, always be cardboarding. 00:33:30.542 --> 00:33:32.376 - Here's your key. 00:33:32.377 --> 00:33:34.211 Agent Panzant's waiting for you inside. 00:33:34.213 --> 00:33:36.079 I hear she's hot. 00:33:36.081 --> 00:33:38.215 - What's your point? 00:33:38.216 --> 00:33:40.350 - My point is it's your job to hook up with her. 00:33:40.352 --> 00:33:42.419 - I'm married, remember? 00:33:42.421 --> 00:33:45.355 I'm only doin' this to get Egan, find closure. 00:33:45.357 --> 00:33:46.656 - Uh-huh. 00:33:46.658 --> 00:33:48.158 Trust me. 00:33:48.159 --> 00:33:49.659 Once this is over, it's gonna take my relationship 00:33:49.660 --> 00:33:51.160 to a whole other level, all right? 00:33:51.163 --> 00:33:52.162 - Sure. 00:33:53.298 --> 00:33:54.498 - Whoa hey, hold up. 00:33:55.300 --> 00:33:56.433 You're not comin' in? 00:33:56.435 --> 00:33:57.634 - Why would I do that? 00:33:57.636 --> 00:34:01.171 - I don't know, we just always worked together. 00:34:01.740 --> 00:34:02.739 - Right. 00:34:04.810 --> 00:34:06.376 Oh my gosh. 00:34:07.146 --> 00:34:09.713 Oh my gosh! 00:34:11.150 --> 00:34:13.450 You're afraid to be alone in a room with a hot girl. 00:34:13.452 --> 00:34:17.354 What, are you afraid you're gonna give into the temptations 00:34:17.356 --> 00:34:18.522 on the other side of that door? 00:34:18.524 --> 00:34:19.990 - All right, all right. 00:34:19.991 --> 00:34:21.457 - Like a real therapy session 00:34:21.460 --> 00:34:24.127 where you're just takin' out your daily aggressions. 00:34:24.129 --> 00:34:26.413 - Is that how you do it? - Then when it's all done, 00:34:26.414 --> 00:34:28.698 you guys just lay in like a kiddie pool of your own sweat 00:34:28.700 --> 00:34:33.336 in the middle of the bed exhausted, but feelin' good. 00:34:33.338 --> 00:34:35.338 Secret is safe with me, dude. 00:34:36.341 --> 00:34:37.607 Spy's honor. 00:34:40.112 --> 00:34:41.278 - You're an idiot. 00:34:47.653 --> 00:34:48.969 - I hope you don't mind. 00:34:48.970 --> 00:34:50.286 I'm a sort of a method spy. 00:34:52.291 --> 00:34:53.824 - Method spy, huh? 00:34:53.825 --> 00:34:55.358 - You know, like a method actress. 00:34:56.128 --> 00:34:57.761 I have to live it to be it. 00:34:57.763 --> 00:35:00.147 - Right. - And to be honest, 00:35:00.148 --> 00:35:02.532 our whole relationship, our marriage, 00:35:05.504 --> 00:35:07.571 I'm just not really feeling it. 00:35:07.573 --> 00:35:11.741 - Feeling what? - Us, together as a couple. 00:35:11.743 --> 00:35:13.243 I mean, think about it. 00:35:13.245 --> 00:35:14.711 Would someone like me ever actually 00:35:14.713 --> 00:35:16.179 be attracted to someone like you? 00:35:16.181 --> 00:35:17.747 - Oh okay, I see. 00:35:17.749 --> 00:35:19.583 Then how do you know someone like me 00:35:19.584 --> 00:35:21.418 would be attracted to someone like you? 00:35:23.489 --> 00:35:24.855 - 'Cause you look married. 00:35:28.527 --> 00:35:30.828 - Okay. 00:35:30.829 --> 00:35:33.130 ♪ Please don't give up on me ♪ 00:35:33.132 --> 00:35:34.831 ♪ I know that ♪ 00:35:40.139 --> 00:35:41.439 - Where are you? 00:35:41.440 --> 00:35:42.740 Is everything okay? 00:35:42.741 --> 00:35:44.041 - Everything's fine. 00:35:44.042 --> 00:35:45.342 Everything's fine. 00:35:45.343 --> 00:35:46.643 I got a ton of work to do so don't wait up, okay? 00:36:17.176 --> 00:36:18.642 - This is much better. 00:36:18.644 --> 00:36:22.379 - I'm not agreeing, but I'm not disagreeing. 00:36:22.381 --> 00:36:24.114 - I totally think we should be one of those couples 00:36:24.115 --> 00:36:25.848 who just can't keep their hands off each other. 00:36:27.252 --> 00:36:29.386 See you at nine tomorrow. 00:36:29.388 --> 00:36:31.521 - Yeah, see you at nine. 00:36:33.592 --> 00:36:34.591 Smuts, fill me in. 00:36:34.593 --> 00:36:35.559 Gimme the details. 00:36:35.560 --> 00:36:36.526 What's the skinny? 00:36:37.930 --> 00:36:40.730 - I had to buy 50k in boxes from Corey, 00:36:40.732 --> 00:36:42.966 so his boss wouldn't get suspicious. 00:36:42.968 --> 00:36:44.284 - Got it. 00:36:44.285 --> 00:36:45.601 Did you consider spacing out the deliveries 00:36:45.604 --> 00:36:46.836 to make it look more legitimate? 00:36:46.838 --> 00:36:48.205 Just an idea. 00:36:48.207 --> 00:36:49.839 You wanna grab a beer after this? 00:36:52.611 --> 00:36:53.610 Dirt? 00:36:56.615 --> 00:36:58.949 - Corey? - You're still up. 00:36:58.951 --> 00:37:00.483 - Yeah, I couldn't sleep. 00:37:03.789 --> 00:37:04.838 What?! 00:37:04.839 --> 00:37:05.888 - What, what's goin' on? 00:37:07.559 --> 00:37:08.558 - Your hair. 00:37:11.563 --> 00:37:13.763 - Oh yeah, got it cut. 00:37:13.765 --> 00:37:15.765 Just thought a little style couldn't hurt. 00:37:15.767 --> 00:37:17.834 - But it's kinda ridiculous. 00:37:19.338 --> 00:37:21.104 - All right, so maybe she went a little overboard. 00:37:21.105 --> 00:37:22.871 I don't see why you have to freak out about it. 00:37:22.874 --> 00:37:23.740 - I'm not freaking out. 00:37:23.742 --> 00:37:24.975 - A little bit. 00:37:24.977 --> 00:37:26.432 - Okay, I am. 00:37:26.433 --> 00:37:27.888 But if I suddenly came home 00:37:27.889 --> 00:37:29.344 with some weird and crazy hairdo, you'd freak out too. 00:37:29.348 --> 00:37:31.070 - You did. 00:37:31.071 --> 00:37:32.793 You cut your hair short. 00:37:32.794 --> 00:37:34.516 - Okay wait, you're saying you don't like my hair? 00:37:35.420 --> 00:37:36.953 - What? 00:37:36.954 --> 00:37:38.487 - When I came home with it cut, you said you loved my hair. 00:37:38.488 --> 00:37:40.021 - What was I supposed to say, Pam? 00:37:40.022 --> 00:37:41.555 Wow honey, did you just join the Marines? 00:37:42.361 --> 00:37:43.660 - Oh okay, I'm sorry. 00:37:43.661 --> 00:37:44.960 I didn't realize that our relationship 00:37:44.963 --> 00:37:48.031 was one based on looks alone. 00:37:48.033 --> 00:37:48.932 - You know what I'm tryin' to say. 00:37:48.934 --> 00:37:50.267 - No, I don't. 00:37:52.271 --> 00:37:53.937 Something else you haven't told me yet? 00:37:54.940 --> 00:37:56.940 No. 00:37:57.943 --> 00:37:59.676 - What is going on?! 00:37:59.678 --> 00:38:00.844 What's goin' on? 00:38:00.846 --> 00:38:02.412 What's wrong? 00:38:02.414 --> 00:38:03.713 - Your chest. 00:38:06.018 --> 00:38:08.551 - Oh yeah, I used a little men's hair body removal cream. 00:38:08.553 --> 00:38:09.986 What's the big deal? - Oh my god. 00:38:09.988 --> 00:38:11.921 - What? - Nothing, it's just 00:38:14.526 --> 00:38:16.593 you call me to tell me that you're working late 00:38:16.595 --> 00:38:19.996 and little did I know that you were on your way to the spa, 00:38:19.998 --> 00:38:21.965 turning yourself into a metrosexual. 00:38:26.705 --> 00:38:29.773 Everything just seems a little bit suspicious, that's all. 00:38:31.009 --> 00:38:32.709 - Nothing is going on 00:38:32.710 --> 00:38:34.410 that needs to make you suspicious, okay? 00:38:54.833 --> 00:38:55.932 - What was that? 00:38:57.736 --> 00:38:59.903 - Just somethin' else I'm gonna have to fix. 00:39:04.576 --> 00:39:05.725 - Oh god, it's not happening. 00:39:05.726 --> 00:39:06.875 It can't be happening. 00:39:07.646 --> 00:39:08.695 Oh, it's happening. 00:39:08.696 --> 00:39:09.745 He's having an affair. 00:39:11.616 --> 00:39:13.616 - Well fuckin' duh, dude. 00:39:13.618 --> 00:39:15.135 God, it'd be so much easier 00:39:15.136 --> 00:39:16.653 if his ass didn't look so good in jeans. 00:39:16.655 --> 00:39:18.355 - I mean where the fuck did it go wrong? 00:39:18.357 --> 00:39:19.656 - Where did it go wrong? 00:39:19.658 --> 00:39:21.008 I mean come on, look at the guy. 00:39:21.009 --> 00:39:22.359 He sells fuckin' boxes for a living. 00:39:22.361 --> 00:39:23.702 He's desperate. 00:39:23.703 --> 00:39:25.044 Of course he's gonna fall for some firm ass model 00:39:25.045 --> 00:39:26.386 who lives for alcohol and orgasms. 00:39:26.387 --> 00:39:27.728 He probably shocked he could get her. 00:39:27.733 --> 00:39:29.116 I mean, I was shocked. 00:39:29.117 --> 00:39:30.500 Come on, can you believe it? 00:39:32.371 --> 00:39:33.770 - But what should I do? 00:39:34.940 --> 00:39:36.573 You know, do I steal his phone? 00:39:36.575 --> 00:39:37.730 - Yes. 00:39:37.731 --> 00:39:38.886 - Hack into his email? - Fuck yeah. 00:39:38.887 --> 00:39:40.042 - I can't just spy on the guy. 00:39:40.045 --> 00:39:41.411 - Oh, yes you can. 00:39:42.447 --> 00:39:43.113 - Really? 00:39:43.115 --> 00:39:44.047 But I can't. 00:39:44.048 --> 00:39:44.980 - You can. - I shouldn't. 00:39:44.983 --> 00:39:46.183 - You should. 00:39:46.184 --> 00:39:47.384 - What am I even talking about? 00:39:47.385 --> 00:39:48.585 I'm driving myself crazy. 00:39:48.587 --> 00:39:50.203 - It's okay. 00:39:50.204 --> 00:39:51.820 It's okay to go crazy 'cause he's a dick, okay? 00:39:51.823 --> 00:39:53.656 And dicks make bitches crazy. 00:39:54.659 --> 00:39:56.626 Look at me, you need to spy on him. 00:39:56.628 --> 00:39:58.061 That way you can catch him in the motel, 00:39:58.063 --> 00:39:59.529 you can kick down the door 00:39:59.530 --> 00:40:00.996 and kick that collegiate nympho to the curb. 00:40:00.997 --> 00:40:02.463 I'll be there and I'll be videotaping everything. 00:40:02.464 --> 00:40:03.930 We'll put it on YouTube, we'll get a ton of views. 00:40:03.935 --> 00:40:04.934 It'll be great. 00:40:17.482 --> 00:40:19.082 - The sound's drivin' me wild. 00:40:20.986 --> 00:40:22.685 - Are we really gonna sit here 00:40:22.687 --> 00:40:24.487 and listen to this shit all day? 00:40:26.158 --> 00:40:30.460 - Trust me, I've done a lotta sex stakeouts in my day. 00:40:30.462 --> 00:40:31.928 Either Egan's a really good spy 00:40:31.930 --> 00:40:34.531 or homeboy's really fuckin'. 00:40:43.041 --> 00:40:44.073 Get the camera. - Excuse me. 00:40:44.075 --> 00:40:45.909 - Told you I'm method. 00:40:45.911 --> 00:40:47.811 My character's in the mood. 00:40:47.812 --> 00:40:49.712 - All right, I am not method and my character-- 00:40:50.916 --> 00:40:52.749 - Actually this is a really bad angle for you. 00:40:52.751 --> 00:40:55.151 Can you just crane your neck to left a little bit? 00:40:55.153 --> 00:40:56.503 - What the hell are you doin'? 00:40:56.504 --> 00:40:57.854 - Huh? - You better not be gentle. 00:40:57.856 --> 00:40:59.789 C'mon, man. 00:40:59.790 --> 00:41:01.723 This is for my Christmas party blooper reel. 00:41:01.726 --> 00:41:03.860 Remember that footage I got of you and Graciela 00:41:03.862 --> 00:41:04.915 from two years ago? 00:41:04.916 --> 00:41:05.969 - Smuts, how many times do I have to tell you 00:41:05.970 --> 00:41:07.023 that I am fuckin' married? 00:41:07.024 --> 00:41:08.077 - Personally, I think open relationships 00:41:08.078 --> 00:41:09.131 are quite progressive. 00:41:09.134 --> 00:41:12.602 - Wow you're a real freak, aren't you? 00:41:12.604 --> 00:41:14.771 Just shut up and point the camera, all right? 00:41:14.773 --> 00:41:16.873 Now if you could just get a little closer, 00:41:16.875 --> 00:41:18.608 make it feel real. 00:41:19.878 --> 00:41:21.511 - Hello? 00:41:21.513 --> 00:41:23.046 Hey, baby. 00:41:23.047 --> 00:41:24.580 - No no no, we'll never use any of this wife stuff. 00:41:24.583 --> 00:41:25.615 It's not that kind of a movie. 00:41:25.617 --> 00:41:27.284 - What am I up to? 00:41:27.285 --> 00:41:28.952 Just bangin' lots of boxes. 00:41:28.954 --> 00:41:30.220 - There we go. 00:41:30.221 --> 00:41:31.487 - No no no no, do not do that. 00:41:31.490 --> 00:41:33.068 Do not do that. 00:41:33.069 --> 00:41:34.647 I will do it in 15 minutes and I'll be there. 00:41:34.648 --> 00:41:36.226 - Just bring it down a little bit please. 00:41:36.228 --> 00:41:37.827 - Okay, bye. 00:41:37.829 --> 00:41:41.030 Listen as much fun as this is, I have to go. 00:41:41.032 --> 00:41:42.165 - Now? - Now? 00:41:42.167 --> 00:41:43.417 - Yeah, now. 00:41:43.418 --> 00:41:44.668 You're the one who told me 00:41:44.669 --> 00:41:45.919 not to let Pam get suspicious, remember? 00:41:45.920 --> 00:41:47.170 You totally killed it. 00:41:47.172 --> 00:41:48.538 - Well Smuts can fill in. 00:41:48.540 --> 00:41:49.606 Have a blast. 00:41:49.608 --> 00:41:50.624 - You can't leave. 00:41:50.625 --> 00:41:51.641 We're in the middle of a mission. 00:41:51.643 --> 00:41:52.909 - So am I. 00:41:52.911 --> 00:41:54.911 It's called savin' my marriage. 00:41:54.913 --> 00:41:58.915 - Sound like a mission impossible, right? 00:42:17.802 --> 00:42:19.969 - What, that's stainless. 00:42:19.971 --> 00:42:21.804 Thought we talked about brushed nickel. 00:42:21.806 --> 00:42:24.541 - Oh, well we changed our mind. 00:42:25.677 --> 00:42:27.944 - But the brushed nickel goes with the vanity hangers. 00:42:27.946 --> 00:42:30.146 - Yeah, I'm changing the vanity hangers. 00:42:30.148 --> 00:42:32.682 - So then what's the purpose of me being here, Pam? 00:42:32.684 --> 00:42:34.083 - I wanted your input. 00:43:03.114 --> 00:43:04.347 - Get here. 00:43:07.686 --> 00:43:09.836 Where's the gun? 00:43:09.837 --> 00:43:11.987 Where is it?! 00:43:22.901 --> 00:43:25.001 - What the hell was that? - What? 00:43:25.003 --> 00:43:27.070 Nothing, gonna be fine. 00:43:29.674 --> 00:43:32.141 - Corey, you just had a guy in a headlock. 00:43:32.143 --> 00:43:34.210 - You know it's better to be safe than sorry, right? 00:43:34.212 --> 00:43:35.945 - I mean imagine if someone we knew 00:43:35.947 --> 00:43:37.714 had seen you acting like that. 00:43:39.500 --> 00:43:41.283 Never would've come to one of our dinner parties. 00:43:41.286 --> 00:43:42.819 - What dinner parties? 00:43:45.624 --> 00:43:46.990 Hey, Rick. 00:43:46.992 --> 00:43:49.392 - Corey, get your ass in the office now. 00:43:49.394 --> 00:43:51.127 - Okay, I'm on my way. 00:43:52.330 --> 00:43:55.031 I gotta get back to the office, I'll see you then? 00:43:55.033 --> 00:43:55.999 - Sure. 00:43:59.304 --> 00:44:00.770 - Nice hair. 00:44:00.772 --> 00:44:01.804 - Nice clothes. 00:44:03.642 --> 00:44:05.074 - Nice ass. 00:44:05.076 --> 00:44:07.043 - You wanted to see me there, Rick? 00:44:10.315 --> 00:44:12.649 - Cardboard Corey's back. 00:44:14.419 --> 00:44:16.052 - He is. 00:44:16.054 --> 00:44:17.387 - Goin' to Pines Hotel. 00:44:17.389 --> 00:44:19.789 Three days, two nights, all-expense paid. 00:44:20.725 --> 00:44:21.791 - Boy, the Pines. 00:44:22.661 --> 00:44:24.394 I don't know what to say. 00:44:24.396 --> 00:44:25.928 - You think you're shocked. 00:44:25.930 --> 00:44:27.347 - I couldn't believe it 00:44:27.348 --> 00:44:28.765 when that 10,000 box order came through. 00:44:28.767 --> 00:44:30.850 - 10,000. 00:44:30.851 --> 00:44:32.934 - You broke the company record, broke my record. 00:44:33.938 --> 00:44:36.072 You damn near broke the world record. 00:44:36.074 --> 00:44:37.707 How'd you do it? 00:44:37.709 --> 00:44:39.242 - Oh you know, Rick. 00:44:39.244 --> 00:44:41.227 I just took your advice 00:44:41.228 --> 00:44:43.211 and thought outside the box. 00:44:43.214 --> 00:44:45.982 - Mm-hmm, well you're not gettin' off that easy. 00:44:46.751 --> 00:44:48.206 - I'm not? 00:44:48.207 --> 00:44:49.662 - Starting today, I'm gonna have the rest of the guys 00:44:49.663 --> 00:44:51.118 follow us to your meetings. 00:44:51.122 --> 00:44:53.189 You know, see how a real professional does it. 00:44:53.191 --> 00:44:54.357 - Wow Rick, you know. 00:44:55.927 --> 00:44:57.377 I don't want the other guys to know. 00:44:57.378 --> 00:44:58.828 You know I like to work alone. 00:44:58.830 --> 00:45:00.096 Just me, you know? 00:45:00.097 --> 00:45:01.363 It helps me kinda focus in. 00:45:02.367 --> 00:45:04.167 - Takes teamwork to make a dream work. 00:45:07.005 --> 00:45:08.738 You did watch tape two, right? 00:45:11.142 --> 00:45:12.175 - Yeah. 00:45:14.211 --> 00:45:16.244 - Hey Corey, congrats on that hotel thing. 00:45:16.247 --> 00:45:17.730 Yeah thanks a lot, Bob. 00:45:17.731 --> 00:45:19.214 - I thought I was gonna win this year. 00:45:19.217 --> 00:45:21.851 But 10,000 boxes, huh? 00:45:24.856 --> 00:45:26.233 That's somethin'. 00:45:26.234 --> 00:45:27.611 - Trust me, it's nothin'. 00:45:27.612 --> 00:45:28.989 - Yeah, but I don't need a five-star suite. 00:45:28.993 --> 00:45:31.828 Just another place my wife wouldn't have sex with me. 00:45:33.364 --> 00:45:34.897 - Okay, yeah. 00:45:34.899 --> 00:45:36.199 - We'll see you tonight. 00:45:37.102 --> 00:45:39.001 - Tonight? - Bowling, remember? 00:45:39.003 --> 00:45:40.336 Got the tournament, Diana's Floral. 00:45:40.338 --> 00:45:41.204 - Shit. 00:45:41.206 --> 00:45:42.305 Yeah, right. 00:45:42.306 --> 00:45:43.405 Of course, I'll see you guys there. 00:45:46.411 --> 00:45:48.511 I told you to be here at 6:03. 00:45:48.513 --> 00:45:51.013 It's 6:10, where the hell were you? 00:45:51.015 --> 00:45:52.348 - Oh I'm sorry, Smuts. 00:45:52.350 --> 00:45:54.283 Before your little intervention, 00:45:54.285 --> 00:45:57.286 I had something called a life that I had to deal with. 00:45:57.288 --> 00:45:59.155 - I always just called it pitiful. 00:45:59.157 --> 00:46:00.423 - How tight are these? 00:46:02.994 --> 00:46:04.644 Well it's funny you say that 00:46:04.645 --> 00:46:06.295 because this whole time I've been dealin' with the fact 00:46:06.297 --> 00:46:11.434 that you bought 10,000 boxes from me in one day. 00:46:12.871 --> 00:46:13.937 What happened to the fact that I told you to space it out, 00:46:13.938 --> 00:46:15.004 you know make it look legit? 00:46:15.006 --> 00:46:16.406 - What'd you expect me to do, 00:46:16.407 --> 00:46:17.807 go in and fill out a form every day? 00:46:17.809 --> 00:46:18.941 I'm not gonna waste my time. 00:46:18.943 --> 00:46:20.443 I've got things to do. 00:46:20.445 --> 00:46:22.095 - Things to do. 00:46:22.096 --> 00:46:23.746 Oh, that's great. 00:46:23.747 --> 00:46:25.397 Well just so you know thanks to you, 00:46:25.398 --> 00:46:27.048 now I'm dealing with heat from home, heat from work. 00:46:27.051 --> 00:46:28.317 - Actually, I'm in heat. 00:46:30.288 --> 00:46:31.287 Is that odd? 00:46:35.927 --> 00:46:38.461 Actually, I'm in heat. - Yes. 00:46:39.798 --> 00:46:41.431 - Goddammit. 00:46:41.432 --> 00:46:43.065 All right, let's get our head in the game. 00:46:43.067 --> 00:46:46.335 Claudia and Egan's restaurant reservation is for seven p.m. 00:46:48.306 --> 00:46:50.306 - How come your suit fits? 00:46:50.308 --> 00:46:51.507 - Oh, thank you. 00:46:55.480 --> 00:46:59.215 He is not even going to recognize you. 00:47:08.993 --> 00:47:10.927 - Brianna, I look like a hooker. 00:47:10.929 --> 00:47:12.361 I'm supposed to be undercover, 00:47:12.363 --> 00:47:14.430 not auditioning for strip clubs. 00:47:16.467 --> 00:47:19.468 Look, every year when I wanted to start my own business, 00:47:19.470 --> 00:47:22.905 I would go out and buy something smart, sophisticated. 00:47:22.907 --> 00:47:25.842 Something that says I mean business. 00:47:26.978 --> 00:47:28.144 So this is me. 00:47:28.146 --> 00:47:31.514 I'm finally saying I mean business. 00:47:31.516 --> 00:47:33.416 - I love it. 00:47:33.417 --> 00:47:35.317 You just need to hire my lip girl and you're done. 00:47:36.287 --> 00:47:38.120 - God, who am I kidding? 00:47:38.122 --> 00:47:39.055 I can't do this. 00:47:39.056 --> 00:47:39.989 I don't want to do this. 00:47:40.625 --> 00:47:42.525 This is not who I am. 00:47:42.527 --> 00:47:45.361 - Pam, you listen to me, okay? 00:47:45.363 --> 00:47:47.463 You need to reclaim yourself. 00:47:47.465 --> 00:47:50.266 You are a sexy, wild bitch. 00:47:52.003 --> 00:47:54.103 - That would be embarrassing. 00:47:54.105 --> 00:47:56.639 Some risks aren't worth taking. 00:48:01.512 --> 00:48:03.012 - You see 'em? 00:48:03.014 --> 00:48:04.280 - Oh you mean the sexy couple 00:48:04.281 --> 00:48:05.547 that's actually having a good time? 00:48:13.892 --> 00:48:15.075 Vodka, meat. - Club soda. 00:48:15.076 --> 00:48:16.259 - He'll have a martini. 00:48:16.261 --> 00:48:18.427 - Club soda. - Straight up with a twist. 00:48:21.266 --> 00:48:23.432 - What are you doin'? 00:48:23.434 --> 00:48:24.951 - What are you doing? 00:48:24.952 --> 00:48:26.469 You know, you should be believable as my husband. 00:48:26.471 --> 00:48:28.221 - Believable? 00:48:28.222 --> 00:48:29.972 Let's not forget I'm the one who's married here. 00:48:29.974 --> 00:48:31.685 - Oh please. 00:48:31.686 --> 00:48:33.397 Another big night for you at home 00:48:33.398 --> 00:48:35.109 is probably watching reruns and eating leftovers, 00:48:35.113 --> 00:48:36.479 but our marriage is not stuck 00:48:36.481 --> 00:48:38.147 on opposite sides of the bed. 00:48:38.149 --> 00:48:39.649 - Oh trust me, darling. 00:48:39.650 --> 00:48:41.150 My marriage happens all over the bed. 00:48:45.390 --> 00:48:46.389 - Thank you. 00:48:47.525 --> 00:48:48.524 Cheers. 00:48:54.332 --> 00:48:55.598 Okay, big picture. 00:48:55.600 --> 00:48:56.999 We need to connect with Egan, 00:48:57.001 --> 00:48:58.601 so you need to connect with me. 00:48:58.603 --> 00:49:00.670 So drink up, look at me like you wanna fuck me 00:49:00.672 --> 00:49:02.972 and check your baggage with the bellhop. 00:49:03.975 --> 00:49:05.642 - What baggage? 00:49:05.643 --> 00:49:07.310 - What do you mean, what baggage? 00:49:07.311 --> 00:49:08.978 Remember Corey, this is your intervention. 00:49:10.214 --> 00:49:12.148 - You knew about that. 00:49:17.956 --> 00:49:19.288 - Has anyone considered they might actually 00:49:19.290 --> 00:49:21.090 just be here on their honeymoon? 00:49:23.594 --> 00:49:25.461 - No chance. 00:49:25.462 --> 00:49:27.329 Everything they do is too connected, forced. 00:49:29.500 --> 00:49:32.368 Trust me, that's not what married people do. 00:49:33.104 --> 00:49:34.103 - Ooh. 00:49:46.517 --> 00:49:48.017 - What are you doin'? 00:49:48.019 --> 00:49:49.018 - What? 00:49:50.655 --> 00:49:51.988 Should I stop? 00:49:55.059 --> 00:49:58.627 Is it bad? 00:49:58.629 --> 00:49:59.628 Huh? 00:50:01.699 --> 00:50:05.301 Is it not what married people do? 00:50:05.303 --> 00:50:08.504 - Alex, sit down. 00:50:08.506 --> 00:50:10.106 - Why? 00:50:10.108 --> 00:50:12.408 - Because you're drawing attention. 00:50:12.410 --> 00:50:13.509 - Really? - Yeah. 00:50:14.278 --> 00:50:15.511 - Who's looking at me? 00:50:17.382 --> 00:50:18.681 Are the waiters watching? 00:50:19.484 --> 00:50:20.750 What about Egan? 00:50:22.286 --> 00:50:23.586 Is he watching? 00:50:25.056 --> 00:50:26.789 What about you? 00:50:26.791 --> 00:50:28.557 Are you watching? 00:50:28.559 --> 00:50:30.159 - You're gonna blow this. 00:50:30.161 --> 00:50:31.160 - Oh, you. 00:51:36.828 --> 00:51:39.162 Get up. 00:52:45.530 --> 00:52:47.096 I'm sorry I borrowed your husband, 00:52:47.097 --> 00:52:48.663 but this place was a little dead. 00:52:49.600 --> 00:52:50.825 - Are you kidding? 00:52:50.826 --> 00:52:52.051 That was the most fun we've had on our honeymoon. 00:52:52.052 --> 00:52:53.277 - Wait, you're on your honeymoon? 00:52:53.278 --> 00:52:54.503 We're on our honeymoon. 00:52:54.505 --> 00:52:55.838 - Shut up. - Yeah. 00:52:55.840 --> 00:52:58.841 - Shut up. - Oh, I love you. 00:52:58.843 --> 00:53:01.343 Hopefully we'll see you guys some more. 00:53:01.345 --> 00:53:03.846 - Well we're gonna be hanging by the pool tomorrow. 00:53:03.848 --> 00:53:05.481 Just drop on by. 00:53:05.483 --> 00:53:06.849 - Yeah? - Yeah. 00:53:06.850 --> 00:53:08.216 - I hope you don't mind if we turn in. 00:53:08.217 --> 00:53:09.583 I just got super tired. 00:53:13.324 --> 00:53:14.323 - Bye. 00:53:19.463 --> 00:53:22.464 Okay, so now we have a pool date with them tomorrow. 00:53:22.466 --> 00:53:24.767 I guess you convinced them you wanna fuck me. 00:53:27.238 --> 00:53:28.504 - Shit, I gotta go. 00:53:28.506 --> 00:53:30.272 - Go where?! 00:53:30.274 --> 00:53:33.676 Bowling tournament. - Pfft. 00:53:35.880 --> 00:53:38.380 - You guys shoulda seen this Home & Garden Show. 00:53:38.382 --> 00:53:40.282 Took up the entire Civic Center. 00:53:40.284 --> 00:53:44.620 I mean they had pools, tubs, lawn care, everything. 00:53:44.622 --> 00:53:46.455 I even won a raffle. 00:53:46.457 --> 00:53:47.756 - What'd you win? 00:53:47.758 --> 00:53:50.292 - Leaf blower, a good one too. 00:53:50.294 --> 00:53:51.894 - Nice. - No shit. 00:53:51.895 --> 00:53:53.495 - You're excited about a leaf blower, Bob? 00:53:54.298 --> 00:53:55.965 - And you'll be too. 00:53:55.966 --> 00:53:57.633 Come fall all those trees in your yard, 00:53:57.635 --> 00:53:59.902 you're gonna be beggin' me to borrow it. 00:53:59.904 --> 00:54:02.805 - No, I just mean there's gotta be more 00:54:02.807 --> 00:54:04.873 to get excited about, right? 00:54:04.875 --> 00:54:07.543 Leaf blowers and goddamn home shows, is that it? 00:54:08.379 --> 00:54:10.246 - It's an acquired appreciation. 00:54:11.249 --> 00:54:14.350 - Look, all I'm sayin' is you guys even notice 00:54:14.352 --> 00:54:16.552 that all we ever talk about is the yard 00:54:16.554 --> 00:54:19.488 or adding a deck or buying a new grill? 00:54:20.891 --> 00:54:22.908 There's got to be more to life 00:54:22.909 --> 00:54:24.926 than the fuckin' hardware store, am I right? 00:54:27.598 --> 00:54:29.048 - No, not really. 00:54:29.049 --> 00:54:30.499 The only thing that excited me last year 00:54:30.501 --> 00:54:32.635 was when I put a kegerator in my garage. 00:54:32.637 --> 00:54:34.003 That was awesome. 00:54:37.275 --> 00:54:40.442 - So you're tellin' me that this is all there is to life? 00:54:40.444 --> 00:54:43.712 What we're livin' right here, right now, this is it? 00:54:44.715 --> 00:54:46.548 - Yeah, how hard is it? 00:54:46.550 --> 00:54:48.267 You get married. 00:54:48.268 --> 00:54:49.985 You watch each other go to complete hell. 00:54:49.987 --> 00:54:52.688 Have a kid maybe two, stop having sex. 00:54:52.690 --> 00:54:54.990 Save for retirement, get the golden handshake. 00:54:54.992 --> 00:54:57.026 Play golf on the weekends. 00:54:57.027 --> 00:54:59.061 Take a dick pill, realize that was a mistake. 00:54:59.063 --> 00:55:00.996 Pick out where you want your ashes scattered, 00:55:00.998 --> 00:55:04.533 leave everything to the kids and hopefully you know, 00:55:04.535 --> 00:55:06.769 a lotta people show up at your funeral. 00:55:06.771 --> 00:55:08.671 - I'll come to your funeral, Fred. 00:55:09.440 --> 00:55:11.657 - Thanks, Ted. 00:55:11.658 --> 00:55:13.875 - Corey, it's not like there's some grand adventure 00:55:13.878 --> 00:55:15.778 out there waiting for us. 00:55:18.349 --> 00:55:20.749 We're just livin' life like everyone else. 00:55:21.986 --> 00:55:23.719 - And you guys are okay with that? 00:55:27.091 --> 00:55:28.457 Yeah. 00:55:29.060 --> 00:55:30.459 - Aren't you? 00:55:33.397 --> 00:55:35.331 - Yeah, 'course I am. 00:55:47.678 --> 00:55:48.744 - You're home late. 00:55:49.613 --> 00:55:50.612 - I had bowling. 00:55:51.682 --> 00:55:52.681 - Really? 00:55:52.683 --> 00:55:54.383 Then why were there two messages 00:55:54.384 --> 00:55:56.084 from the guys wondering where you were? 00:55:56.085 --> 00:55:57.785 - Well I showed up late 'cause I had to work late. 00:55:57.788 --> 00:55:59.021 Big day at the office. 00:55:59.023 --> 00:56:01.891 - Another one? 00:56:01.892 --> 00:56:04.760 - Actually, I won the all-expense paid resorts vcation. 00:56:08.366 --> 00:56:09.832 - Well then let's go. 00:56:09.834 --> 00:56:11.633 - Wait, you wanna go? 00:56:11.635 --> 00:56:13.836 - Yes, let's go this weekend. 00:56:13.838 --> 00:56:15.604 - No, I can't. 00:56:15.606 --> 00:56:17.005 - You can't what? 00:56:17.007 --> 00:56:18.574 You were the one that wanted to take 00:56:18.575 --> 00:56:20.142 a spur-of-the-moment trip, why not do it? 00:56:22.380 --> 00:56:23.529 - Because I can't, Pam. 00:56:23.530 --> 00:56:24.679 You know, all right? 00:56:24.680 --> 00:56:25.829 I mean plus, I thought we were gonna do stuff 00:56:25.830 --> 00:56:26.979 around the house. - Like what? 00:56:27.852 --> 00:56:30.018 Track lighting. 00:56:30.020 --> 00:56:31.653 - Are you mocking me? 00:56:33.023 --> 00:56:34.123 - Are you mocking me? 00:56:34.925 --> 00:56:35.924 - Are you drunk? 00:56:37.161 --> 00:56:39.278 - I'm not drunk, Pam. 00:56:39.279 --> 00:56:41.396 I had a few martinis and a couple of beers. 00:56:42.633 --> 00:56:44.149 - What's gotten into you? - What's gotten into you? 00:56:44.150 --> 00:56:45.666 - I just wanna do something different. 00:56:45.669 --> 00:56:47.503 - And I just wanna lay on the couch. 00:56:47.505 --> 00:56:48.670 - Fine. 00:56:48.672 --> 00:56:50.005 - Fine. 00:56:53.411 --> 00:56:54.443 What was that for? 00:56:54.445 --> 00:56:55.511 - The couch. 00:56:55.513 --> 00:56:56.512 Goodnight. 00:57:10.461 --> 00:57:14.163 - Blissfully committed to their simple routine, 00:57:14.165 --> 00:57:17.032 the cave people never felt the need to seek excitement 00:57:17.034 --> 00:57:18.667 from the outside world. 00:57:20.571 --> 00:57:23.972 Unfortunately for us, well that outside world 00:57:23.974 --> 00:57:27.109 was quickly unraveling any sense of routine. 00:57:32.716 --> 00:57:33.949 Morning. 00:57:38.122 --> 00:57:40.055 - Morning. 00:57:44.061 --> 00:57:46.462 Operation: Catch Corey is back on. 00:57:53.137 --> 00:57:54.420 Rick says we're all goin' 00:57:54.421 --> 00:57:55.704 on a sales call together. 00:57:57.775 --> 00:57:59.608 - Yeah, lemme just confirm everything 00:57:59.610 --> 00:58:01.477 and we'll get on outta here. 00:58:01.479 --> 00:58:02.478 - Alrighty. 00:58:15.025 --> 00:58:17.159 - Oh, that little sneak. 00:58:43.020 --> 00:58:44.987 My god, do you ever wear clothes? 00:58:44.989 --> 00:58:46.489 - Excuse me, what you're seeing here 00:58:46.490 --> 00:58:47.990 is top-of-the-line tactical gear. 00:58:47.992 --> 00:58:50.225 This spy-kini she's wearing is completely bulletproof, 00:58:50.227 --> 00:58:52.261 fireproof and waterproof. 00:58:52.262 --> 00:58:54.296 - My character sees your character wearing this. 00:58:56.233 --> 00:58:58.267 Oh I assumed you're small. 00:59:01.305 --> 00:59:03.939 - You're tellin' me these can stop a bullet. 00:59:03.941 --> 00:59:05.207 - Sure. 00:59:05.209 --> 00:59:06.525 - Don't get shot. 00:59:06.526 --> 00:59:07.842 - They're waiting down by the pool. 00:59:07.845 --> 00:59:08.944 - Yeah, I'm not wearing these. 00:59:08.946 --> 00:59:10.312 - You're gonna have to. 00:59:10.313 --> 00:59:11.679 They've already stitched the cameras in. 00:59:11.682 --> 00:59:12.681 - Where? 00:59:18.022 --> 00:59:20.088 - Here, just put it on. 00:59:23.761 --> 00:59:26.328 - All right, I'll put 'em on. 00:59:28.165 --> 00:59:30.032 But I'm not doin' it for you guys, 00:59:31.235 --> 00:59:33.635 I'm gonna do it for the mission, for Pam. 01:00:00.598 --> 01:00:02.931 - Oh hey, how are you guys? 01:00:08.672 --> 01:00:09.805 - I've got a visual. 01:00:13.010 --> 01:00:15.143 - I just feel so stupid. 01:00:15.145 --> 01:00:17.779 I mean here I am following my own husband 01:00:17.781 --> 01:00:19.147 into a fucking honeymoon suite. 01:00:19.149 --> 01:00:20.616 - Oh my god, he's a frickin' polygamist. 01:00:20.618 --> 01:00:21.934 I knew it. 01:00:21.935 --> 01:00:23.251 Everybody watches a couple episodes of "Big Love" 01:00:23.252 --> 01:00:24.568 and then they think they can do whatever they want. 01:00:24.569 --> 01:00:25.885 Sorry honey, we're closed. 01:00:25.889 --> 01:00:26.755 - Oh my god, there they are. 01:00:28.258 --> 01:00:31.326 Oh it would just be so much easier if she's a mess, 01:00:31.328 --> 01:00:32.817 but she's-- - Pam. 01:00:32.818 --> 01:00:34.307 I do not even wanna hear what she looks like 01:00:34.308 --> 01:00:35.797 because there is no way in hell 01:00:35.799 --> 01:00:37.299 that she's prettier than you. 01:00:38.636 --> 01:00:40.186 All right, tell me what she looks like. 01:00:40.187 --> 01:00:41.737 - Like some femme fatale Bond villain 01:00:41.739 --> 01:00:43.672 that just graduated from Harvard with a degree 01:00:43.674 --> 01:00:44.973 in you know fucking up my life. 01:00:44.975 --> 01:00:46.108 - Stop. 01:00:46.110 --> 01:00:47.398 You have to take the reins here. 01:00:47.399 --> 01:00:48.687 You're his wife, okay? 01:00:48.688 --> 01:00:49.976 You cannot let this other woman win. 01:00:57.121 --> 01:00:59.321 - Hey when you got it, you flaunt it right? 01:01:04.328 --> 01:01:06.228 - When we first decided to honeymoon here, 01:01:06.230 --> 01:01:08.930 so many people were like, "Well that's different, 01:01:09.933 --> 01:01:11.767 "but it's just so beautiful here." 01:01:13.937 --> 01:01:16.772 - I know, I had never been to upstate New York before. 01:01:16.774 --> 01:01:18.807 But the moment he proposed, 01:01:18.809 --> 01:01:21.076 he insisted he had to honeymoon here. 01:01:22.413 --> 01:01:24.046 - I'm at a total loss. 01:01:24.047 --> 01:01:25.680 This is not the man that I married. 01:01:25.683 --> 01:01:27.082 - You need to go confront him. 01:01:27.084 --> 01:01:28.283 - I can't. - You can. 01:01:28.285 --> 01:01:29.651 What do you want me to do? 01:01:29.652 --> 01:01:31.018 You want me to drive up there? 01:01:31.019 --> 01:01:32.385 I'll drive up there and I will cut Corey's dick off. 01:01:32.386 --> 01:01:33.752 I will Lorena Bobbitt that motherfucker. 01:01:33.757 --> 01:01:35.791 I will take his dick and I will throw it in the forest 01:01:35.793 --> 01:01:36.959 and a little squirrel will pick it up 01:01:36.960 --> 01:01:38.126 and run away and put it in its nest 01:01:38.128 --> 01:01:39.294 and he'll never have it again. 01:01:39.296 --> 01:01:40.162 He'll be dickless. 01:01:40.164 --> 01:01:41.480 - Brianna. 01:01:41.481 --> 01:01:42.797 - I can cut his nuts off if that's better. 01:01:42.798 --> 01:01:44.114 If the dick's too much, 01:01:44.115 --> 01:01:45.431 you know I can always take the balls. 01:01:45.436 --> 01:01:46.947 My grandma used to do it with the hens all the time. 01:01:46.948 --> 01:01:48.459 - Look, no one's nuts are being cut off. 01:01:48.460 --> 01:01:49.971 Well then you need to go confront him. 01:01:53.077 --> 01:01:55.944 - So why did you decide to honeymoon in Glens Falls? 01:01:55.946 --> 01:01:57.379 - We've been jet-setting around the world 01:01:57.381 --> 01:02:00.449 for the last two years straight for business, 01:02:00.451 --> 01:02:03.752 so we wanted something quaint and charming, 01:02:03.754 --> 01:02:06.888 a bit out of the way, off-the-grid. 01:02:11.128 --> 01:02:12.628 - How 'bout you guys? 01:02:12.629 --> 01:02:14.129 What made you select a place off-the-grid? 01:02:15.332 --> 01:02:16.331 - Same. 01:02:16.333 --> 01:02:19.401 Off-the-grid's the desired honeymoon destination, 01:02:19.403 --> 01:02:20.802 am I right? 01:02:40.791 --> 01:02:42.124 You know service is kinda slow here. 01:02:42.126 --> 01:02:43.459 I think I'm gonna go order from the bar. 01:02:43.460 --> 01:02:44.793 Do you guys want anything? 01:02:44.794 --> 01:02:46.127 - Why don't we split a decent bottle of champagne? 01:02:47.297 --> 01:02:48.296 - Great idea. 01:02:49.833 --> 01:02:51.032 - Little birdie's on the move. 01:02:51.969 --> 01:02:53.869 - That's my birdie. 01:02:58.275 --> 01:02:59.908 - You have something I need. 01:03:23.801 --> 01:03:24.366 - Shit. 01:03:24.367 --> 01:03:24.932 What happened? 01:03:28.272 --> 01:03:29.337 - Can you help me? 01:03:36.346 --> 01:03:37.279 - Almost got it. - All right, all right. 01:03:37.281 --> 01:03:38.346 That's fine. 01:03:38.348 --> 01:03:39.548 - Cheers. - Cheers. 01:03:45.823 --> 01:03:47.355 - Honey, you're sweating. 01:03:47.357 --> 01:03:48.907 Why don't you take a dip and cool off? 01:03:48.908 --> 01:03:50.458 - And you should reapply the sunscreen, sweetheart. 01:03:50.460 --> 01:03:52.260 You're startin' to burn. 01:03:52.262 --> 01:03:53.261 - Fine. 01:03:57.301 --> 01:03:58.500 All right Corey, play it off. 01:03:58.502 --> 01:04:00.402 Don't let Egan suspect anything. 01:04:11.348 --> 01:04:16.484 Mmm, feels so good. 01:04:20.490 --> 01:04:23.425 - Do you wanna grab a beer or something after this? 01:04:23.427 --> 01:04:25.227 - How many times do I have to tell you? 01:04:26.129 --> 01:04:27.362 I don't wanna hang. 01:04:27.364 --> 01:04:29.231 I don't wanna grab a beer. 01:04:29.232 --> 01:04:31.099 We're not gonna watch the game together. 01:04:31.101 --> 01:04:33.134 - Okay, I just see how cool you and Corey are 01:04:33.136 --> 01:04:35.403 and I was hoping that someday you and I might have that, 01:04:35.405 --> 01:04:38.106 be more than just two guys saving the world. 01:04:38.108 --> 01:04:40.158 - Suckerfish, Corey and I, 01:04:40.159 --> 01:04:42.209 we've been buddies since we were teens. 01:04:42.212 --> 01:04:45.146 We were recruited together and we trained together. 01:04:45.148 --> 01:04:49.618 We've spoiled some pretty crazy plots around the globe. 01:04:49.620 --> 01:04:50.619 I mean, 01:04:54.291 --> 01:04:57.025 you know I'm the only one that knows Corey's real name? 01:04:58.195 --> 01:04:59.194 - Wow. 01:05:01.198 --> 01:05:04.432 - You and I, we just don't have that history. 01:05:06.536 --> 01:05:08.370 - Yeah you and I don't have that history yet, 01:05:08.372 --> 01:05:09.604 but someday we might. 01:05:09.606 --> 01:05:13.608 - I just don't really see that happening. 01:05:16.580 --> 01:05:18.580 Oh shit, look who's here. 01:05:22.586 --> 01:05:23.618 - Aw, shit. 01:05:29.426 --> 01:05:30.458 Aw, shit. 01:05:32.229 --> 01:05:33.561 This is bad. 01:05:33.563 --> 01:05:35.163 This is really bad. 01:06:02.492 --> 01:06:04.492 - Hey, what's up? - Oh nothing. 01:06:04.494 --> 01:06:06.228 What's up with you? 01:06:06.229 --> 01:06:07.963 - Is there a reason you called me three times, Pam? 01:06:07.965 --> 01:06:09.397 I just stepped out of a meeting. 01:06:09.399 --> 01:06:10.632 - Oh, what kind of a meeting? 01:06:10.634 --> 01:06:12.000 - A business meeting. 01:06:12.001 --> 01:06:13.367 - Oh yeah, what were you talking about? 01:06:13.370 --> 01:06:14.669 - Why are you acting like this? 01:06:14.671 --> 01:06:15.982 - Acting like what? 01:06:15.983 --> 01:06:17.294 I'm just tryin' to ask you about your day, 01:06:17.295 --> 01:06:18.606 see if you're doin' all right. 01:06:18.608 --> 01:06:20.075 Curious what you're up to. 01:06:20.076 --> 01:06:21.543 - That's why you called? - Mm-hmm. 01:06:21.545 --> 01:06:22.928 Oh no, actually. 01:06:22.929 --> 01:06:24.312 I need you to drop by the store. 01:06:24.314 --> 01:06:26.381 - What? - Yeah, it's on your way home. 01:06:27.317 --> 01:06:29.417 - Okay fine, just text it to me. 01:06:29.419 --> 01:06:30.618 - Why can't you write it down? 01:06:30.620 --> 01:06:31.619 - Pam. 01:06:34.257 --> 01:06:36.524 Just tell me and I'll remember, okay? 01:06:36.526 --> 01:06:39.294 - Okay some cinnamon, cardamom, 01:06:39.296 --> 01:06:41.780 semi-sweetened dark chocolate, 01:06:41.781 --> 01:06:44.265 pine nuts, mocha extract, light syrup, cocoa powder, 01:06:44.267 --> 01:06:47.669 pastry shells and some Popsicle sticks. 01:06:47.671 --> 01:06:48.887 - Okay, got it. 01:06:48.888 --> 01:06:50.104 - Okay, now repeat it back to me. 01:06:50.107 --> 01:06:52.157 - What? 01:06:52.158 --> 01:06:54.208 - Just repeat it, so I know you know. 01:06:54.211 --> 01:06:55.210 - I know what it is, Pam. 01:06:55.212 --> 01:06:56.277 - Then repeat it. 01:06:59.516 --> 01:07:02.283 - Popsicle sticks, cinnamon. 01:07:03.754 --> 01:07:06.788 - Some cinnamon, cardamom, semi-sweetened dark chocolate, 01:07:06.790 --> 01:07:09.391 pine nuts, mocha extract, cocoa powder, 01:07:09.393 --> 01:07:11.292 pastry shells and Popsicle sticks. 01:07:11.294 --> 01:07:12.427 - Fine. 01:07:12.429 --> 01:07:14.229 - Did you write it down? 01:07:14.231 --> 01:07:16.031 - Pam, I told you I'll remember. 01:07:16.033 --> 01:07:16.698 - Oh really? 01:07:16.700 --> 01:07:18.923 Oh I'm so sorry. 01:07:18.924 --> 01:07:21.147 I don't know what's wrong with me. 01:07:21.148 --> 01:07:23.371 Here I am rambling on and on while you're trying to work. 01:07:23.373 --> 01:07:25.707 That's it, you're hard at work by the pool, 01:07:25.709 --> 01:07:29.110 having some tramp rubbing sun lotion in your back. 01:07:29.112 --> 01:07:30.378 - Pam? - What? 01:07:30.380 --> 01:07:31.780 What's the matter? 01:07:31.781 --> 01:07:33.181 You've too many wives to remember? 01:07:33.183 --> 01:07:35.316 - No Pam, just wait. 01:07:35.318 --> 01:07:36.329 What's with the hat? 01:07:38.355 --> 01:07:39.696 - God. 01:07:39.697 --> 01:07:41.038 Swear to god, we need to put an restraining order on her. 01:07:41.039 --> 01:07:42.380 - Yeah, she can be a little crazy. 01:07:42.381 --> 01:07:43.722 Maybe I should just check. 01:07:47.631 --> 01:07:49.130 - That's his ex-fiancee. 01:07:49.733 --> 01:07:51.533 She's a tad bit delusional. 01:08:01.478 --> 01:08:03.711 - Shit, yeah? 01:08:06.616 --> 01:08:09.184 - I hate making these calls. - What calls? 01:08:09.186 --> 01:08:10.636 - The ones where I let people go. 01:08:10.637 --> 01:08:12.087 - What're you talkin' about, Rick? 01:08:12.089 --> 01:08:13.388 I'm your best salesman, righT? 01:08:13.390 --> 01:08:14.823 I mean I won the free trip. 01:08:14.825 --> 01:08:16.224 My sales are through the roof. 01:08:16.226 --> 01:08:17.859 - T-E-A-M. 01:08:17.861 --> 01:08:20.528 I want team players, not prima donnas. 01:08:20.530 --> 01:08:22.730 Guys see what you're doin' and start coppin' attitudes, 01:08:22.732 --> 01:08:24.655 doin' things their way. 01:08:24.656 --> 01:08:26.579 Next thing you know, the whole company goes to shit 01:08:26.580 --> 01:08:28.503 because you wanna play the game your way. 01:08:28.505 --> 01:08:30.605 - I mean I think I'm settin' an example here, Rick. 01:08:30.607 --> 01:08:32.240 You know, raising the bar a little bit. 01:08:32.242 --> 01:08:34.175 - What bar, what example, huh? 01:08:34.177 --> 01:08:35.493 You just left. 01:08:35.494 --> 01:08:36.810 I don't even know where the hell you are right now. 01:08:36.811 --> 01:08:38.127 - I went on assignment. - Bullshit. 01:08:38.128 --> 01:08:39.444 That's what I used to say to my wife 01:08:39.449 --> 01:08:41.249 when I was fuckin' her sister. 01:08:41.251 --> 01:08:42.283 That's it, Corey. 01:08:43.253 --> 01:08:44.419 You're fired. 01:08:44.421 --> 01:08:45.820 - Fuck. 01:08:52.429 --> 01:08:53.862 Pam, you gotta let me explain. 01:08:53.864 --> 01:08:56.131 I would love to hear your explanation 01:08:56.133 --> 01:08:58.766 or you could just go with I'm screwing somebody else. 01:08:58.768 --> 01:09:00.401 - I'm not having an affair. 01:09:00.403 --> 01:09:01.369 - I know, I know. 01:09:01.371 --> 01:09:02.960 You married her. 01:09:02.961 --> 01:09:04.550 You're on your honeymoon, congratufuckinlations. 01:09:04.551 --> 01:09:06.140 - Pam, just listen to me. 01:09:06.143 --> 01:09:07.909 Calm down and let me explain myself. 01:09:09.779 --> 01:09:11.146 Who the fuck is that? 01:09:11.815 --> 01:09:12.814 - The dinner party. 01:09:14.417 --> 01:09:15.959 - Dinner party? 01:09:15.960 --> 01:09:17.502 What fucking dinner party, Pam? 01:09:17.503 --> 01:09:19.045 I mean my god, you keep goin' on and on 01:09:19.046 --> 01:09:20.588 about these dinner parties that don't exist! 01:09:20.590 --> 01:09:21.556 We bought dishes. 01:09:21.558 --> 01:09:23.191 We bought a bar. 01:09:23.192 --> 01:09:24.825 I installed a water feature 01:09:24.826 --> 01:09:26.459 all for these dinner parties that never seem to happen. 01:09:26.463 --> 01:09:28.196 - I am not canceling my dinner party 01:09:28.198 --> 01:09:31.366 just because you had some sordid affair. 01:09:31.368 --> 01:09:33.568 - I wasn't cheating. 01:09:36.540 --> 01:09:38.806 All right look, I'm gonna tell 'em that we made a mistake 01:09:38.808 --> 01:09:40.175 and we'll do this another night. 01:09:40.177 --> 01:09:41.176 - No! 01:09:41.711 --> 01:09:43.378 No no, no you won't. 01:09:43.380 --> 01:09:45.346 You are not ruining my dinner party 01:09:45.348 --> 01:09:47.248 just because our marriage is over. 01:09:54.658 --> 01:09:55.957 - Hey, everybody. 01:10:00.197 --> 01:10:01.696 - Is this one of them swingers parties? 01:10:01.698 --> 01:10:04.332 'Cause we didn't bring any rubbers. 01:10:04.334 --> 01:10:05.900 We just thought that 01:10:05.902 --> 01:10:07.552 it would be fine for tonight. 01:10:07.553 --> 01:10:09.203 - Just would be fun to get dressed up because-- 01:10:09.206 --> 01:10:11.206 - Yeah, well we wanted tonight to be a-- 01:10:11.208 --> 01:10:12.740 - It's a theme party. - Yeah. 01:10:14.611 --> 01:10:16.244 - What kinda theme? 01:10:16.245 --> 01:10:17.878 - A spy theme dinner, Bob. - Yes, exactly. 01:10:17.881 --> 01:10:20.548 You see 007 just got outta the pool. 01:10:20.550 --> 01:10:22.461 And Agent 99 here 01:10:22.462 --> 01:10:24.373 was just about to make some drinks. 01:10:24.374 --> 01:10:26.285 - I've got martinis; shaken, not stirred. 01:10:26.289 --> 01:10:28.323 Who wants to be Money Penny? 01:10:28.325 --> 01:10:29.557 All right, shall we? 01:10:54.584 --> 01:10:59.687 Cheers. 01:11:04.761 --> 01:11:07.462 - You know Pam, we woulda perfectly understood 01:11:07.464 --> 01:11:08.763 if you needed to cancel. 01:11:10.567 --> 01:11:11.933 - Why would I have to cancel? 01:11:11.935 --> 01:11:13.701 - Well if I got fired, the only party 01:11:13.703 --> 01:11:17.405 we'd be havin' that night is my funeral. 01:11:22.679 --> 01:11:24.713 - You know what? 01:11:24.714 --> 01:11:26.748 I think he did say something about that. 01:11:32.956 --> 01:11:35.423 - You weren't supposed to say anything, Ted. 01:11:35.425 --> 01:11:37.558 - Here are my Parmesan portobello slices 01:11:37.560 --> 01:11:38.760 with sun-dried tomato. 01:11:40.063 --> 01:11:41.462 - Pam, these are so good. 01:11:41.464 --> 01:11:43.698 Do you have a secret ingredient? 01:11:43.700 --> 01:11:45.400 - Oh I'm sorry, Bob. 01:11:45.402 --> 01:11:48.303 My secret is what you see is what you get. 01:11:48.305 --> 01:11:52.607 No little white lies, no half-truths, no funny little fibs. 01:11:52.609 --> 01:11:53.908 - Bob, will you excuse us a second? 01:11:53.910 --> 01:11:55.221 - Why? 01:11:55.222 --> 01:11:56.533 No, they're fine. 01:11:56.534 --> 01:11:57.845 They already know that you lost your job. 01:11:57.847 --> 01:11:59.981 I just found out from Fred. 01:11:59.983 --> 01:12:01.700 - Oh, I'm Ted. 01:12:01.701 --> 01:12:03.418 - Pam, you have to let me explain. 01:12:03.420 --> 01:12:07.455 - Trust me, this way it'll be so much easier 01:12:07.457 --> 01:12:08.723 to split up the assets. 01:12:14.431 --> 01:12:17.865 - Corey, now that we're not competin' over the trip, 01:12:17.867 --> 01:12:20.768 you wanna tell me how you sold so many damn boxes? 01:12:27.844 --> 01:12:29.610 What the fuck is this? 01:12:29.612 --> 01:12:32.013 - Brianna, are you okay? 01:12:32.015 --> 01:12:33.715 - Am I okay? 01:12:33.717 --> 01:12:35.800 Am I okay? 01:12:35.801 --> 01:12:37.884 I just spent an hour in the car convincing myself 01:12:37.887 --> 01:12:40.855 you didn't leap to your death and here you are having a-- 01:12:40.857 --> 01:12:42.090 A dinner party. 01:12:43.026 --> 01:12:44.625 - A dinner party. - Yeah. 01:12:44.627 --> 01:12:46.394 - Well why wasn't I invited? 01:12:46.396 --> 01:12:49.530 - It's sort of a couples-only. 01:12:49.532 --> 01:12:50.943 - Oh, couples-only. 01:12:50.944 --> 01:12:52.355 Why are you still wearing that costume? 01:12:52.356 --> 01:12:53.767 - 'Cause it's a spy theme dinner party. 01:12:53.770 --> 01:12:55.703 - Oh, a spy theme dinner party. 01:12:55.705 --> 01:12:57.638 Ooh, so fancy. 01:12:57.640 --> 01:12:58.706 You know what, Pam? 01:12:58.708 --> 01:13:01.693 I just can't believe after hours of me 01:13:01.694 --> 01:13:04.679 listening to your marital woes, this is how I'm treated. 01:13:06.416 --> 01:13:08.783 But if the name's not taken, I'm Pussy Galore. 01:13:14.691 --> 01:13:16.658 - The hell are you doin' here? 01:13:16.659 --> 01:13:18.626 - We have to get you-- - Hi, I'm Pam. 01:13:18.628 --> 01:13:20.528 I didn't get to introduce myself earlier 01:13:20.530 --> 01:13:22.797 because you're whoring yourself around with my husband. 01:13:22.799 --> 01:13:25.099 But I just want to let you know that tomorrow 01:13:25.101 --> 01:13:27.252 we are getting a divorce. 01:13:27.253 --> 01:13:29.404 But tonight I'm having my dinner party, okay? 01:13:29.406 --> 01:13:30.605 - I came by to say that I'm sorry. 01:13:30.607 --> 01:13:32.084 - Sorry you got caught or sorry 01:13:32.085 --> 01:13:33.562 that you're a whore that lacks style? 01:13:33.563 --> 01:13:35.040 - Sorry because this isn't what it looked like. 01:13:35.044 --> 01:13:36.160 - Exactly. 01:13:36.161 --> 01:13:37.277 - Don't insult my intelligence. 01:13:37.278 --> 01:13:38.394 - No, I'm serious. 01:13:38.395 --> 01:13:39.511 Alexandria here is an actress. 01:13:39.516 --> 01:13:40.548 - A method actress actually. 01:13:40.550 --> 01:13:42.183 - Superbly talented. 01:13:42.185 --> 01:13:43.951 - Okay I saw, remember. 01:13:45.455 --> 01:13:46.454 - Right. 01:13:47.624 --> 01:13:49.340 You see, sweetheart. 01:13:49.341 --> 01:13:51.057 I found out that a huge potential client and his wife 01:13:51.060 --> 01:13:52.794 were gonna be honeymooning over at that hotel. 01:13:52.796 --> 01:13:56.197 So I thought why not hire an actress to play my wife, 01:13:56.199 --> 01:13:58.566 go to the hotel, bond with guy and make the big sale. 01:13:58.568 --> 01:14:00.034 - Yeah I mean, it was completely legitimate. 01:14:00.036 --> 01:14:02.003 I've been in the business since I was a kid. 01:14:02.005 --> 01:14:03.571 Lots of musical theater. 01:14:03.573 --> 01:14:05.290 - Yeah, whatever. 01:14:05.291 --> 01:14:07.008 Look, why don't you help yourself to a doggie bag 01:14:07.010 --> 01:14:08.793 and then you can choke on it? 01:14:08.794 --> 01:14:10.577 - Oh, I'm staying here 'cause Corey hired me 01:14:10.580 --> 01:14:11.612 to be here for the dinner party. 01:14:11.614 --> 01:14:13.548 - That's right, I did. 01:14:13.550 --> 01:14:14.749 - To do what? 01:14:17.620 --> 01:14:18.853 - To teach dance. 01:14:19.856 --> 01:14:20.855 Cue the music. 01:14:28.097 --> 01:14:29.530 Dance with me. 01:14:40.009 --> 01:14:41.642 - You lucky son of a bitch. 01:14:46.983 --> 01:14:47.949 - Spin me. 01:14:49.252 --> 01:14:50.485 Egan's on his way. 01:14:53.890 --> 01:14:56.191 - You could not have hired her tonight. 01:14:56.192 --> 01:14:58.493 You didn't even remember that we were having a dinner party. 01:14:59.596 --> 01:15:02.063 - You have to get these people out of here. 01:15:02.065 --> 01:15:04.031 Go ahead and ask your wife to dance. 01:15:06.202 --> 01:15:08.636 You have to get these people out of here. 01:15:08.638 --> 01:15:10.438 - Fine. 01:15:10.439 --> 01:15:12.239 If people are dancing, we're dancing. 01:15:46.009 --> 01:15:49.710 ♪ You can try to stop me ♪ 01:15:49.712 --> 01:15:50.845 ♪ You can ♪ 01:15:50.847 --> 01:15:52.680 ♪ You can try to stop me ♪ 01:15:52.682 --> 01:15:57.818 ♪ And I'm goin' 'til the wheels fall off ♪ 01:15:58.588 --> 01:15:59.820 - I need you to come clean. 01:15:59.822 --> 01:16:01.088 Just be honest with me. 01:16:03.560 --> 01:16:04.825 I mean if I have ever meant anything to you 01:16:04.827 --> 01:16:06.928 in any level at any point, 01:16:06.930 --> 01:16:10.598 I deserve to know what's going on. 01:16:18.741 --> 01:16:21.943 - You're right. 01:16:38.928 --> 01:16:39.927 - Nobody moves. 01:16:41.898 --> 01:16:43.598 Where is it? 01:16:43.600 --> 01:16:44.365 - Don't know. 01:16:45.134 --> 01:16:46.667 - I want my pen back. 01:16:46.668 --> 01:16:48.201 - All right all right, take it easy. 01:16:48.204 --> 01:16:50.705 But leave them outta this, they're innocent. 01:16:52.875 --> 01:16:54.242 - No no, yeah you're right. 01:16:54.243 --> 01:16:55.610 We should just keep this between us, 01:16:55.611 --> 01:16:56.978 but I like a little bit of insurance. 01:16:56.980 --> 01:16:58.947 No. 01:16:58.948 --> 01:17:00.915 - I want my pen back with the plans on it 01:17:00.916 --> 01:17:02.883 delivered in an hour and why don't you gas up the jet? 01:17:02.885 --> 01:17:03.985 - A jet? - Mm-hmm. 01:17:03.987 --> 01:17:05.653 - And if I can't get it here by then? 01:17:05.654 --> 01:17:07.320 - Then your wife will die. 01:17:07.323 --> 01:17:08.723 - She's not his wife. 01:17:08.725 --> 01:17:10.036 This is his wife. 01:17:10.037 --> 01:17:11.348 - Yeah, could someone just please explain to me 01:17:11.349 --> 01:17:12.660 what the hell is going on? 01:17:13.730 --> 01:17:15.062 - Honey, I'm a spy. 01:17:15.064 --> 01:17:16.197 - Okay, enough of that charade already. 01:17:16.199 --> 01:17:17.164 - No, I am. 01:17:17.166 --> 01:17:19.116 I'm serious. 01:17:19.117 --> 01:17:21.067 We work for the government as part of an elite taskforce 01:17:21.070 --> 01:17:23.137 trained to stop high-tech futuristic weapons 01:17:23.139 --> 01:17:26.240 from falling in the hands of fuckfaces like this guy. 01:17:26.242 --> 01:17:28.075 - Okay, well this definitely falls 01:17:28.077 --> 01:17:30.044 under reconcilable differences. 01:17:34.283 --> 01:17:36.117 - Hello? 01:17:36.118 --> 01:17:37.952 - Smuts, I need you to bring me the pen right away. 01:17:44.694 --> 01:17:46.027 - Okay. 01:17:46.028 --> 01:17:47.361 - You guys weren't actually married? 01:17:47.363 --> 01:17:49.063 - No. 01:17:49.065 --> 01:17:51.065 - But your ring seemed so real. 01:17:51.067 --> 01:17:52.667 - It was cubic zirconia. 01:17:52.669 --> 01:17:53.834 - Shut up. - Mm-hmm. 01:17:53.836 --> 01:17:56.003 - Shut up. - Yeah. 01:17:56.005 --> 01:17:57.705 - So is mine. 01:17:57.706 --> 01:17:59.406 - Wait, but you guys seem so happy together. 01:17:59.407 --> 01:18:01.107 - No, you guys seemed so happy together. 01:18:01.110 --> 01:18:02.476 - Thank you. - Okay. 01:18:02.477 --> 01:18:03.843 Nobody's actually happy here, okay? 01:18:03.844 --> 01:18:05.210 Let's review: you and I aren't married. 01:18:05.214 --> 01:18:06.981 These two aren't married. 01:18:06.982 --> 01:18:08.749 The only people here that are really married are them. 01:18:08.751 --> 01:18:09.951 - Oh, no. 01:18:09.952 --> 01:18:11.152 No, actually we're getting a divorce. 01:18:12.355 --> 01:18:14.255 Oh fuck, my lasagna. 01:18:14.257 --> 01:18:15.923 - Whoa, excuse me? 01:18:15.925 --> 01:18:17.058 - My lasagna, it's burning. 01:18:17.060 --> 01:18:18.359 I need to get it. 01:18:18.361 --> 01:18:19.427 - Are you kidding me? 01:18:19.429 --> 01:18:21.145 - Are you kidding me? 01:18:21.146 --> 01:18:22.862 Do you want this house to burn down? 01:18:22.865 --> 01:18:24.243 - I don't care. 01:18:24.244 --> 01:18:25.622 - To him sweetheart, I don't think 01:18:25.623 --> 01:18:27.001 your lasagna's the key issue here. 01:18:28.204 --> 01:18:31.372 - It's actually not my lasagna, it's Stouffer's. 01:18:31.374 --> 01:18:33.974 - You want me to serve Stouffer's at our dinner party? 01:18:33.976 --> 01:18:35.910 - Well I was gonna make it from scratch, 01:18:35.912 --> 01:18:39.113 but you in the midst were playing spy meets adulterer 01:18:39.115 --> 01:18:41.849 meets probably the worst husband in the world. 01:18:41.851 --> 01:18:43.284 - Honey, I think you're overreacting 01:18:43.286 --> 01:18:44.785 just a little bit here, all right? 01:18:44.787 --> 01:18:46.387 I'm gonna take care of this. 01:18:46.388 --> 01:18:47.988 Overreacting? 01:18:47.990 --> 01:18:49.623 Overreacting. 01:18:49.624 --> 01:18:51.257 Do you know how humiliating this is? 01:18:52.729 --> 01:18:54.128 You know how heartbreaking it is 01:18:54.130 --> 01:18:55.863 to have your marriage be over within... 01:18:55.865 --> 01:18:57.064 Okay. 01:18:57.066 --> 01:18:58.365 Oh , in a year? 01:19:00.136 --> 01:19:01.529 Seriously? 01:19:01.530 --> 01:19:02.923 I'm now a statistic. 01:19:02.924 --> 01:19:04.317 I'm one of those, 01:19:04.318 --> 01:19:05.711 one of those people where you probably 01:19:05.712 --> 01:19:07.105 had some I don't know Navy SEAL mental training shit 01:19:07.110 --> 01:19:10.277 where you know how to handle all these sorts of situations 01:19:10.279 --> 01:19:12.046 to probably diffuse a bomb under pressure. 01:19:12.048 --> 01:19:13.147 - The hell is she doin'? 01:19:16.119 --> 01:19:17.752 - I'm leaving. 01:19:17.754 --> 01:19:19.854 I'm packing my things. 01:19:19.855 --> 01:19:21.955 You can shoot me if you want, but otherwise I'm moving out. 01:19:23.159 --> 01:19:24.759 - Can you stop her? 01:19:24.761 --> 01:19:25.977 - Can you stop her? 01:19:25.978 --> 01:19:27.194 - Yeah, I could shoot her. 01:19:35.972 --> 01:19:36.971 - Let's go. 01:19:40.343 --> 01:19:42.143 - I knew we should've gone to Nepal. 01:19:42.145 --> 01:19:43.310 If not Nepal, Paris. 01:19:43.312 --> 01:19:45.112 If not Pairs, London. 01:19:45.114 --> 01:19:47.481 I mean just done something, 01:19:47.482 --> 01:19:49.849 anything to escape the confines of this ridiculous place. 01:19:49.852 --> 01:19:51.819 - Pam, sweetheart. 01:19:51.820 --> 01:19:53.787 Let's just get through this and we can reset, okay? 01:19:53.790 --> 01:19:55.423 We'll call it a second honeymoon. 01:19:55.424 --> 01:19:57.057 We can go to all those places, I promise. 01:19:57.059 --> 01:19:58.692 - Okay, so now you don't mind 01:19:58.693 --> 01:20:00.326 about skipping our weekend projects? 01:20:00.329 --> 01:20:02.196 You know putting off the track lighting, 01:20:02.198 --> 01:20:05.800 not even fixing the ceiling that constantly crumbles. 01:20:12.074 --> 01:20:14.125 - How many times do I have to tell you, Pam 01:20:14.126 --> 01:20:16.177 that I will get to it when I fucking get to it. 01:20:18.347 --> 01:20:20.848 Press the red button under the bed. 01:20:23.019 --> 01:20:24.151 - Holy shit. 01:20:28.224 --> 01:20:30.090 Okay, what is that? 01:20:30.092 --> 01:20:32.393 - That's a high-tech electrical charge particle solidifier. 01:20:32.395 --> 01:20:34.829 In short, force field. 01:20:34.831 --> 01:20:37.932 - So you just had this stuff here the whole time? 01:20:39.101 --> 01:20:40.000 - Yeah, pretty much. 01:20:40.002 --> 01:20:40.968 Sorry. 01:20:40.970 --> 01:20:43.404 - You never thought about pulling out one of these gizmos 01:20:43.405 --> 01:20:45.839 when we were getting intimate? 01:20:47.076 --> 01:20:48.943 - You would've wanted that? 01:20:48.945 --> 01:20:50.978 - Yeah, I would've tried that. 01:20:50.980 --> 01:20:53.981 - Well, we can. 01:20:53.982 --> 01:20:56.983 - Corey, I'm not having anymore dinner parties. 01:21:35.625 --> 01:21:37.458 Anyone for charades? 01:21:38.661 --> 01:21:40.127 - Who wants a nightcap? 01:21:45.167 --> 01:21:46.567 60 off 10th Avenue. 01:21:46.569 --> 01:21:48.753 - Come on. 01:21:54.343 --> 01:21:56.310 - I just have one question. 01:21:56.312 --> 01:21:57.912 - Yeah? 01:21:57.914 --> 01:21:59.280 - Is your real name Corey? 01:22:02.051 --> 01:22:03.150 - I wish it was. 01:22:06.055 --> 01:22:07.054 - Goodbye. 01:22:24.240 --> 01:22:27.574 - Where are ya headed? - Does it matter? 01:22:42.725 --> 01:22:44.325 - Whoa, hey. 01:22:44.327 --> 01:22:46.226 Were you serious? 01:22:46.228 --> 01:22:48.095 - Brianna, wasn't it your idea 01:22:48.097 --> 01:22:49.997 for me to get out of here and see the world? 01:22:49.999 --> 01:22:51.498 - I mean it was and then we tried it 01:22:51.500 --> 01:22:53.634 and it was really exhausting, you know? 01:22:53.636 --> 01:22:54.924 It's like kinky sex. 01:22:54.925 --> 01:22:56.213 You think you want it 'til you actually have it 01:22:56.214 --> 01:22:57.502 and end up with a penis in your ear. 01:22:57.506 --> 01:22:59.139 - That's disgusting. 01:23:00.042 --> 01:23:01.642 - Do you even have a plan? 01:23:01.644 --> 01:23:02.693 - Yeah. 01:23:02.694 --> 01:23:03.743 - What's your plan? 01:23:03.746 --> 01:23:05.612 - To climb Mount Everest. 01:23:05.614 --> 01:23:08.182 - To climb Mount Everest, really? 01:23:08.184 --> 01:23:11.352 What, are you working for "National Geographic" now? 01:23:32.575 --> 01:23:36.310 Undercover: Discover who you really are. 01:23:48.407 --> 01:23:49.423 What about Cairo? 01:23:50.326 --> 01:23:51.291 - Yeah? 01:23:53.295 --> 01:23:56.030 - Cozumel? - Cozumel's cool. 01:23:57.166 --> 01:24:01.535 Dude, what's wrong? 01:24:02.438 --> 01:24:03.670 - Nothin's wrong, man. 01:24:04.440 --> 01:24:05.439 - Okay. 01:24:06.675 --> 01:24:08.675 - Oh, what about Rio? 01:24:08.677 --> 01:24:10.044 - I like Rio, you know that. 01:24:10.046 --> 01:24:11.111 - I love Rio. 01:24:12.448 --> 01:24:13.647 What? 01:24:13.649 --> 01:24:15.282 You're not excited about Rio. 01:24:15.284 --> 01:24:16.583 Okay, you must've forgotten 01:24:16.585 --> 01:24:18.869 about that night in the rainforest. 01:24:18.870 --> 01:24:21.154 - I didn't forget about the night in the rainforest, Smuts. 01:24:22.158 --> 01:24:23.190 Why can't we keep it simple, you know? 01:24:23.192 --> 01:24:24.058 Like in the movie. 01:24:24.060 --> 01:24:25.059 - What? 01:24:26.095 --> 01:24:27.311 Okay, okay. 01:24:27.312 --> 01:24:28.528 Three feet, three feet, three feet. 01:24:30.466 --> 01:24:32.332 Okay, that's it. 01:24:32.334 --> 01:24:33.600 The sun's sizzling your brain. 01:24:33.602 --> 01:24:34.835 We've climbed too close. 01:24:34.837 --> 01:24:36.737 C'mon, we need some UV. 01:24:37.573 --> 01:24:39.373 Here, use this. 01:24:39.375 --> 01:24:40.507 It really works. 01:24:40.509 --> 01:24:41.442 - Yeah, I know. 01:24:41.444 --> 01:24:43.261 I got the whole line. 01:24:43.262 --> 01:24:45.079 Even their eye moisturizer's incredible, isn't it? 01:24:45.081 --> 01:24:46.480 Soothing, too. 01:24:46.482 --> 01:24:48.315 - You really miss her, don't ya? 01:24:50.086 --> 01:24:51.085 - I do not. 01:24:51.087 --> 01:24:54.421 - From my perspective, you never stopped loving her. 01:24:54.423 --> 01:24:56.223 No matter what your cover was, 01:24:56.225 --> 01:24:58.225 you can't disguise what's in your heart. 01:25:00.196 --> 01:25:01.161 - Yeah. 01:25:02.631 --> 01:25:04.581 Yeah, maybe. 01:25:04.582 --> 01:25:06.532 - You know, I really didn't hear what you said. 01:25:06.535 --> 01:25:09.636 But that sounded really fucking beautiful, Suckerfish. 01:25:09.638 --> 01:25:10.637 - Thanks, man. 01:25:10.639 --> 01:25:15.709 - Hey, you wanna get a beer with me later on? 01:25:15.711 --> 01:25:16.710 - I'd like that. 01:25:16.712 --> 01:25:18.378 - Just kidding. 01:25:18.380 --> 01:25:20.247 I'm not for the sweet stuff, let's move. 01:25:25.187 --> 01:25:27.454 Hold up, we got a problem. 01:25:42.271 --> 01:25:43.537 - Excuse me, sir. 01:25:44.406 --> 01:25:45.806 Jimbo? 01:25:45.808 --> 01:25:47.241 - Very good Jimbo. 01:25:50.246 --> 01:25:51.645 Debit or credit? 01:26:20.509 --> 01:26:23.477 - "Pam, I hope you enjoy the basket. 01:26:23.479 --> 01:26:26.163 "I think it would've been perfect 01:26:26.164 --> 01:26:28.848 "for the second dinner party we never got to have." 01:26:30.819 --> 01:26:32.186 Dinner party. 01:26:33.422 --> 01:26:34.955 What dinner party? 01:27:17.466 --> 01:27:19.466 - What the hell is this? 01:27:19.468 --> 01:27:23.003 - Corey, this is an intervention. 01:27:23.005 --> 01:27:24.338 - Oh god, not again. 01:27:24.340 --> 01:27:25.422 For what? 01:27:25.423 --> 01:27:26.505 - Because you're miserable. 01:27:26.508 --> 01:27:27.908 - I'm not miserable. 01:27:29.511 --> 01:27:31.378 - Oh, no no no no. 01:27:31.380 --> 01:27:32.696 What? 01:27:32.697 --> 01:27:34.013 - Yeah, we started dating after the dinner party. 01:27:34.014 --> 01:27:35.330 - You've been dating Brianna this whole time 01:27:35.331 --> 01:27:36.647 and you didn't tell me? 01:27:36.652 --> 01:27:39.019 - Look, what was I supposed to say? 01:27:39.020 --> 01:27:41.387 I mean I'm in covert ops with your ex-wife's best friend? 01:27:41.390 --> 01:27:43.490 - I love it when he talks like that. 01:27:43.492 --> 01:27:44.491 - You guys? 01:27:46.662 --> 01:27:48.295 I figured you hated me. 01:27:48.297 --> 01:27:51.498 I was a total pain in the ass and completely self-centered. 01:27:51.500 --> 01:27:53.700 - I don't care what you were. 01:27:53.702 --> 01:27:55.486 After I canned your ass, 01:27:55.487 --> 01:27:57.271 these guys wouldn't shut up about your spy tactics. 01:27:57.273 --> 01:27:58.705 When I finally let them try it, 01:27:58.707 --> 01:28:00.707 they broke all your sales records. 01:28:00.709 --> 01:28:03.043 - Yup, made him go method. 01:28:03.045 --> 01:28:04.795 - We also got a bowling coach 01:28:04.796 --> 01:28:06.546 and kicked the shit outta Diana's Floral. 01:28:06.548 --> 01:28:08.515 - Bob's been wearin' his wrist guard. 01:28:08.517 --> 01:28:10.951 All right, well 01:28:10.953 --> 01:28:12.619 this is all well and good, guys. 01:28:12.621 --> 01:28:14.554 But somebody please tell me 01:28:14.556 --> 01:28:17.958 why the hell you went through all this trouble and what for? 01:28:17.960 --> 01:28:19.826 Because I had to test the new tranq gun. 01:28:26.402 --> 01:28:27.918 - Hey. 01:28:27.919 --> 01:28:29.435 - It's actually my tranq gun. - Dude. 01:28:29.438 --> 01:28:32.056 - So you're the reason for this intervention? 01:28:32.057 --> 01:28:34.675 - Well if you're not too busy tryin' to save the world, 01:28:34.677 --> 01:28:36.943 I thought we should give us another shot, 01:28:37.746 --> 01:28:38.879 a different shot. 01:28:38.881 --> 01:28:41.282 You know if you hadn't been a spy, 01:28:41.283 --> 01:28:43.684 I would've never woken up and realized who I really am. 01:28:44.853 --> 01:28:47.654 - What about just being still looking in the mirror? 01:28:48.590 --> 01:28:50.891 - Where's the adventure in that, my dear? 01:28:50.893 --> 01:28:53.427 - So does this mean we get to take a second honeymoon? 01:28:53.429 --> 01:28:54.561 - Anywhere you want. 01:28:54.563 --> 01:28:57.548 - What do you think about Kathmandu? 01:28:57.549 --> 01:29:00.534 - Oh you know what they say, "What happens in Kathmandu, 01:29:00.536 --> 01:29:02.536 "stays in Kathmandu." - "Stays in Kathmandu." 01:29:07.009 --> 01:29:09.676 Okay, so maybe the whole intervention thing 01:29:09.678 --> 01:29:12.412 was a little extreme. 01:29:14.516 --> 01:29:17.417 But if we embrace our primal caveman instincts 01:29:17.419 --> 01:29:19.553 instead of hiding from them in suburbia, 01:29:21.090 --> 01:29:25.625 we'll realize that every day can be an adventure. 01:29:44.980 --> 01:29:48.482 ♪ But I'm goin' 'til the wheels fall off ♪ 01:29:58.527 --> 01:30:02.562 ♪ You can try to stop me ♪ 01:30:02.564 --> 01:30:04.765 ♪ You can try to stop me ♪ 01:30:04.767 --> 01:30:07.401 ♪ But I'm goin' 'til the wheels fall off ♪ 01:30:07.403 --> 01:30:09.669 ♪ You ♪ 01:30:09.671 --> 01:30:11.972 ♪ You ♪ 01:30:11.974 --> 01:30:13.874 ♪ You you ♪ 01:30:13.876 --> 01:30:15.359 ♪ You ♪ 01:30:15.360 --> 01:30:16.843 ♪ You you you ♪ 01:30:16.845 --> 01:30:21.782 ♪ You can try to stop me ♪ 01:30:21.784 --> 01:30:25.102 ♪ You can try to stop me ♪ 01:30:25.103 --> 01:30:28.421 ♪ But I'm goin' 'til the wheels fall off ♪ 01:30:29.024 --> 01:30:31.925 ♪ Don't call me your baby ♪ 01:30:31.927 --> 01:30:33.427 ♪ Mistake me for a lady ♪ 01:30:33.429 --> 01:30:35.012 ♪ Don't you ♪ 01:30:35.013 --> 01:30:36.596 ♪ Don't you know that I'm crazy ♪ 01:30:36.598 --> 01:30:38.999 ♪ Don't you know that I'm ♪ 01:30:39.001 --> 01:30:41.034 ♪ Don't say that you want me ♪ 01:30:41.036 --> 01:30:42.169 ♪ Don't say that you ♪ 01:30:42.171 --> 01:30:43.703 ♪ You need me ♪ 01:30:43.705 --> 01:30:46.039 ♪ Don't you dare believe me ♪ 01:30:46.041 --> 01:30:51.144 ♪ Don't you know that I'm ♪ 01:30:54.683 --> 01:30:59.152 ♪ But I'm goin' 'til the wheels fall off ♪ 01:31:05.089 --> 01:31:12.089 Telegram Channel and Instagram Page .:: @bollbolljan_com ::.