WEBVTT 00:01:10.496 --> 00:01:12.122 I'm Myles parks. 00:01:12.164 --> 00:01:13.707 Thanks for coming out tonight. 00:01:15.084 --> 00:01:17.544 I'll start by telling you a little about myself. 00:01:18.587 --> 00:01:20.547 I'm in my mid-30s, 00:01:21.590 --> 00:01:22.758 and I'm single. 00:01:23.634 --> 00:01:25.052 So that's cool, I guess. 00:01:25.076 --> 00:01:28.076 ..:: Presented By ZarFilm Website ::.. ‏.:: www.bolboljan.net ::. 00:01:28.639 --> 00:01:31.558 It's like the killer combo right there. 00:01:31.600 --> 00:01:32.476 When you say that to people, 00:01:32.518 --> 00:01:33.727 they give you that sad look 00:01:33.769 --> 00:01:36.563 like, oh, really? 00:01:37.689 --> 00:01:38.958 Like I'm an immigrant from Haiti 00:01:38.982 --> 00:01:40.776 who lost his home in an earthquake. 00:01:41.652 --> 00:01:42.652 Same look. 00:01:43.445 --> 00:01:46.615 But I'm fine, I'm okay with it, 00:01:46.657 --> 00:01:49.243 because my career is soaring. 00:02:04.633 --> 00:02:06.260 Settle up. 00:02:06.301 --> 00:02:07.261 You in a hurry? 00:02:07.302 --> 00:02:08.512 Got a place to be. 00:02:10.848 --> 00:02:12.099 Another gig? 00:02:14.017 --> 00:02:15.644 We agreed on 50. 00:02:15.686 --> 00:02:16.686 You had a drink. 00:02:17.312 --> 00:02:19.481 A whiskey coke is $20? 00:02:19.523 --> 00:02:20.774 Plus fees. 00:02:20.816 --> 00:02:22.776 You didn't exactly bring in a crowd. 00:02:22.818 --> 00:02:25.529 You make me money, I'll make you money. 00:02:25.571 --> 00:02:26.989 You're a walking cliche, Jack. 00:02:29.658 --> 00:02:32.286 Nelson fritch, I'm a talent agent. 00:02:35.664 --> 00:02:37.541 You look like a man in need of representation. 00:02:37.583 --> 00:02:39.626 I've already come this far on my own. 00:02:40.836 --> 00:02:42.171 Sorry I missed the gig. 00:02:42.212 --> 00:02:43.213 How'd it go? 00:02:43.255 --> 00:02:44.548 About how you'd expect. 00:02:46.008 --> 00:02:47.634 Did Jack try to stiff you? 00:02:48.343 --> 00:02:50.137 Want me to talk to him? 00:02:50.179 --> 00:02:52.181 $20 isn't gonna help me make rent. 00:02:53.098 --> 00:02:55.642 Nelson, you drinking? 00:02:55.684 --> 00:02:57.686 I'll have a lite beer, please. 00:03:02.858 --> 00:03:03.901 Four dollars. 00:03:05.569 --> 00:03:08.697 Put it on my tab, asshole. 00:03:08.739 --> 00:03:11.033 He's gonna take that out of my pay next time. 00:03:11.074 --> 00:03:13.744 Hey, there won't be a next time. 00:03:15.579 --> 00:03:17.348 Look, I know the gig tomorrow night is a big deal. 00:03:17.372 --> 00:03:19.249 - Huge. - High profile, 00:03:19.291 --> 00:03:21.543 - something or other. - The biggest of your career. 00:03:21.585 --> 00:03:23.045 But it's still just one gig. 00:03:24.129 --> 00:03:25.129 Maybe. 00:03:27.257 --> 00:03:28.717 I'm working on something. 00:03:29.343 --> 00:03:32.054 I don't really wanna say too much about it right now. 00:03:33.722 --> 00:03:35.057 It's big. 00:03:35.098 --> 00:03:39.853 Myles, come prepared tomorrow. 00:03:39.895 --> 00:03:41.688 It's the pantages theater. 00:03:42.773 --> 00:03:46.360 I have pulled every single possible string 00:03:46.401 --> 00:03:49.071 to make this happen, and, now, 00:03:49.112 --> 00:03:52.616 it's all riding on you to deliver. 00:03:53.784 --> 00:03:54.910 It's exciting, right? 00:03:56.954 --> 00:03:58.622 Cut it out, Nelson. 00:03:58.664 --> 00:04:00.704 I'm just trying to keep these expectations in check. 00:04:02.751 --> 00:04:03.794 See you tomorrow, buddy. 00:04:16.640 --> 00:04:18.642 Myles, come back soon 00:04:18.684 --> 00:04:20.060 and do another set, all right? 00:04:21.770 --> 00:04:23.063 Go fuck yourself, Jack. 00:05:25.876 --> 00:05:27.794 You're still here, Lawrence? 00:05:27.836 --> 00:05:31.840 Yeah, I was just finishing up, miss gotti. 00:05:31.882 --> 00:05:33.342 You know to call me Donna. 00:05:34.509 --> 00:05:37.471 Well, I'll see you tomorrow. 00:05:37.512 --> 00:05:39.139 We have a show to get ready for. 00:05:39.181 --> 00:05:40.181 Yeah. 00:05:43.852 --> 00:05:45.896 Oh, and, Lawrence, don't forget 00:05:45.937 --> 00:05:47.481 to turn on the ghost light. 00:05:47.522 --> 00:05:50.317 We wouldn't wanna invite in any unwanted guests. 00:06:09.086 --> 00:06:10.086 Hello? 00:06:13.757 --> 00:06:15.050 Miss gotti? 00:06:21.056 --> 00:06:25.102 All right, well, it's time to go, I'm locking up. 00:06:35.487 --> 00:06:37.364 What the fuck is that? 00:06:38.573 --> 00:06:40.075 Shit! 00:06:40.117 --> 00:06:41.368 Shit, shit. 00:06:55.257 --> 00:06:56.925 All right, fuck you! 00:06:58.593 --> 00:07:00.804 I'm setting the alarm and locking up. 00:07:01.388 --> 00:07:04.224 The cops will deal with you when they show up. 00:10:33.141 --> 00:10:33.683 The best music. 00:10:33.725 --> 00:10:35.644 I'm Jay barilla, and I'll be bringing 00:10:35.685 --> 00:10:37.288 you more underground music at the top of the hour. 00:10:37.312 --> 00:10:38.497 I'll also be announcing the winner 00:10:38.521 --> 00:10:40.649 of the two free tickets to the Reggie ray show 00:10:40.690 --> 00:10:42.108 we've been Hawking this week, 00:10:42.150 --> 00:10:42.817 and, let me tell you, there has been 00:10:42.859 --> 00:10:46.029 no shortage of callers trying to get at these tickets. 00:10:46.071 --> 00:10:49.115 Let's hope Reggie ray can regain some of his former glory. 00:10:49.157 --> 00:10:50.617 Either way, it'll be a packed house, 00:10:50.659 --> 00:10:52.011 and two lucky listeners will be there 00:10:52.035 --> 00:10:53.995 to report back to us later. 00:10:54.037 --> 00:10:57.165 This. 00:12:12.741 --> 00:12:15.076 Hey, can I help you out. 00:12:15.118 --> 00:12:15.618 If you're here for the show, 00:12:15.619 --> 00:12:17.370 you're gonna have to come back later. 00:12:17.412 --> 00:12:19.748 Oh, no, I'm Myles, Myles parks. 00:12:21.624 --> 00:12:23.543 The opening act, my name's all over the flyer. 00:12:23.585 --> 00:12:25.378 Myles, sorry about that, nice to meet you. 00:12:25.420 --> 00:12:26.755 I'm the stage manager Andy. 00:12:26.796 --> 00:12:28.089 Let me show you around. 00:12:28.131 --> 00:12:29.233 So we've got a couple of hours 00:12:29.257 --> 00:12:31.217 before we start letting people in. 00:12:31.259 --> 00:12:32.719 Relax, get ready. 00:12:32.761 --> 00:12:34.280 I was hoping I could feel the stage out a little 00:12:34.304 --> 00:12:35.221 after I've settled in. 00:12:35.263 --> 00:12:36.598 Yeah, whatever you need. 00:12:39.267 --> 00:12:41.561 Hey, Bryce, where's Lawrence? 00:12:41.603 --> 00:12:43.146 It's not my turn to watch him. 00:12:44.773 --> 00:12:45.565 I haven't seen him, either. 00:12:45.607 --> 00:12:46.733 Okay. 00:12:46.775 --> 00:12:50.403 Hey, Bethany, where's Lawrence? 00:12:51.946 --> 00:12:53.406 I haven't seen him. 00:12:53.448 --> 00:12:55.116 Let me know if you find him. 00:12:55.158 --> 00:12:56.802 The ghost light tipped over last night and shattered. 00:12:56.826 --> 00:12:57.911 What's the ghost light? 00:12:57.952 --> 00:12:58.912 Oh, it's just an old superstition. 00:12:58.953 --> 00:13:00.580 Theaters are filthy with them. 00:13:00.622 --> 00:13:02.582 It's not a superstition if it's true. 00:13:03.500 --> 00:13:04.584 Performer? 00:13:04.626 --> 00:13:06.169 Opening act. 00:13:06.211 --> 00:13:08.129 No pressure, right? 00:13:08.171 --> 00:13:08.922 I hope you're funny. 00:13:08.963 --> 00:13:09.631 I think I'm hilarious. 00:13:09.632 --> 00:13:13.134 So far, you're not doing much for my confidence. 00:13:13.176 --> 00:13:14.653 Too bad, you're really helping mine. 00:13:14.677 --> 00:13:15.345 Hey, we should get moving. 00:13:15.346 --> 00:13:18.932 I've got a lot of things to do before showtime, so. 00:13:18.973 --> 00:13:20.183 Good luck tonight. 00:13:21.476 --> 00:13:22.852 This way, try to keep up. 00:13:26.523 --> 00:13:29.150 Your room should be right here. 00:13:35.865 --> 00:13:37.325 I'll be around. 00:13:37.367 --> 00:13:39.494 So if you need anything, just let me know. 00:13:39.536 --> 00:13:41.538 - Thanks. - Just doing my job. 00:13:55.677 --> 00:13:57.512 Oh, for fuck's sake. 00:15:01.075 --> 00:15:02.285 Here at last. 00:15:04.412 --> 00:15:06.539 Jesus, Nelson, let yourself in. 00:15:06.581 --> 00:15:07.581 I did. 00:15:08.416 --> 00:15:09.751 I'm here to save the day. 00:15:09.792 --> 00:15:11.586 My knight in shining armor. 00:15:11.628 --> 00:15:13.421 You need anything right now? 00:15:13.463 --> 00:15:16.925 Besides the gift basket, my privacy. 00:15:16.966 --> 00:15:20.053 You're gonna have all the privacy you can handle tomorrow. 00:15:21.304 --> 00:15:23.056 How you feeling? 00:15:23.097 --> 00:15:25.058 Not getting the jitters on me, are you? 00:15:27.352 --> 00:15:28.895 When I woke up this morning, 00:15:30.772 --> 00:15:32.941 I swear I smelled coffee in the house. 00:15:32.982 --> 00:15:34.442 You don't drink coffee. 00:15:35.318 --> 00:15:36.402 Mia did. 00:15:44.869 --> 00:15:45.912 It makes sense. 00:15:47.121 --> 00:15:50.291 Tonight is a big night, 00:15:50.333 --> 00:15:53.419 and it's gonna bring up a lot of thoughts and feelings 00:15:53.461 --> 00:15:55.630 that you've already worked through. 00:15:55.672 --> 00:15:57.924 Thanks, doc, what am I paying my therapist for? 00:15:57.966 --> 00:16:00.301 Hey, I've been in the business a long time, okay? 00:16:00.343 --> 00:16:01.427 I've seen it. 00:16:03.012 --> 00:16:04.514 I think I just need my pills. 00:16:04.555 --> 00:16:06.808 I left them somewhere, but I can't remember where. 00:16:06.849 --> 00:16:08.434 It's not the pills, it's nerves. 00:16:08.476 --> 00:16:09.978 Maybe, I sure would feel better 00:16:10.019 --> 00:16:11.437 if I had my pills, though. 00:16:16.025 --> 00:16:17.485 Where the hell did you find them? 00:16:17.527 --> 00:16:19.612 At the bar last night. 00:16:19.654 --> 00:16:20.798 It was weird, I went to the bathroom, 00:16:20.822 --> 00:16:22.782 I came back, you were gone, 00:16:22.824 --> 00:16:24.134 and the pills were sitting right there. 00:16:24.158 --> 00:16:26.119 When were you going to tell me? 00:16:26.160 --> 00:16:28.621 I was thinking, maybe, you could 00:16:28.663 --> 00:16:31.457 hold off on taking the pills tonight. 00:16:31.499 --> 00:16:33.126 Are you being serious right now? 00:16:33.167 --> 00:16:37.505 Myles, tonight is a big night. 00:16:37.547 --> 00:16:39.465 You've said it for the 6000th time. 00:16:39.507 --> 00:16:41.384 I need you to be sharp. 00:16:41.426 --> 00:16:44.137 I'm not taking bath salts, it's medication. 00:16:44.178 --> 00:16:46.556 You know what I'm talking about. 00:16:46.597 --> 00:16:47.974 Thanks for the advice. 00:16:52.770 --> 00:16:56.482 All I'm asking is that you think about it, okay? 00:16:57.734 --> 00:17:01.696 It's nerves, that's it, I promise. 00:17:01.738 --> 00:17:03.573 I'll think about it. 00:17:33.561 --> 00:17:36.439 I wanna start by telling you something about me. 00:17:37.482 --> 00:17:39.692 I am a registered sex offender. 00:17:41.778 --> 00:17:43.529 Maybe not the best place to start. 00:17:44.947 --> 00:17:46.532 I'm just kidding! 00:17:46.574 --> 00:17:47.909 I'm not registered. 00:17:48.826 --> 00:17:50.411 Honestly, I think sex offenders 00:17:50.453 --> 00:17:52.538 are the worst kinds of people. 00:17:54.248 --> 00:17:56.584 Well, them and door-to-door Bible salesmen. 00:17:58.252 --> 00:18:01.589 Actually, I think door-to-door Bible salesmen are way worse. 00:18:01.631 --> 00:18:03.716 Maybe that's just me. 00:18:03.758 --> 00:18:05.069 No, at least sex offenders aren't trying 00:18:05.093 --> 00:18:06.469 to cram something down my throat 00:18:06.511 --> 00:18:08.137 every Sunday morning at eight am. 00:18:09.931 --> 00:18:12.558 No, my uncle visits on Saturdays. 00:18:22.485 --> 00:18:24.737 Starting with the sex offender routine. 00:18:25.530 --> 00:18:27.115 Not a good idea? 00:18:27.156 --> 00:18:29.784 Doesn't seem to suit you, not very endearing. 00:18:29.826 --> 00:18:31.953 But I'm not a comedian. 00:18:33.538 --> 00:18:34.247 Who are you then? 00:18:34.288 --> 00:18:35.581 Donna gotti. 00:18:35.623 --> 00:18:36.916 I'm the theater director. 00:18:37.792 --> 00:18:38.751 I'm Myles. 00:18:38.793 --> 00:18:40.253 - I know. - Right. 00:18:42.046 --> 00:18:43.840 Well, it's a pleasure to meet you. 00:18:43.881 --> 00:18:44.983 Thanks for hosting the show. 00:18:45.007 --> 00:18:47.135 I'm excited to be here. 00:18:47.176 --> 00:18:48.636 Don't thank me. 00:18:48.678 --> 00:18:50.471 I'd be doing moliere if I could, 00:18:50.513 --> 00:18:52.515 but the way people attend theater these days, 00:18:52.557 --> 00:18:55.977 it was necessary to diversify. 00:18:56.853 --> 00:18:58.604 Not a fan of comedy? 00:18:58.646 --> 00:19:01.691 Moliere was a comedic writer, Mr. Parks. 00:19:01.732 --> 00:19:03.276 You should read him sometime. 00:19:04.068 --> 00:19:05.611 You might enjoy yourself. 00:19:06.904 --> 00:19:08.531 I wish you the best tonight. 00:19:15.329 --> 00:19:17.623 I get it, you're busy or whatever, 00:19:17.665 --> 00:19:18.958 but I need information, so, 00:19:19.000 --> 00:19:20.960 if you know anything, just tell me now. 00:19:21.002 --> 00:19:22.295 I don't know anything. 00:19:22.336 --> 00:19:23.671 You kids telling secrets? 00:19:24.839 --> 00:19:26.966 Hey, did you go in the basement? 00:19:27.008 --> 00:19:28.801 Didn't even know there was a basement. 00:19:28.843 --> 00:19:29.802 I told you. 00:19:29.844 --> 00:19:30.678 Check yourself, girlfriend. 00:19:30.720 --> 00:19:31.864 We haven't asked everyone yet. 00:19:31.888 --> 00:19:33.139 Something go missing? 00:19:33.181 --> 00:19:35.683 Somebody broke the lock on the door. 00:19:35.725 --> 00:19:38.561 First, the ghost light, then the basement door. 00:19:38.603 --> 00:19:40.229 You think there's a connection? 00:19:40.271 --> 00:19:40.855 Connection? 00:19:40.856 --> 00:19:44.525 Yeah, the ghost light keeps the ghosts away, 00:19:44.567 --> 00:19:46.319 but somebody shattered it, 00:19:46.360 --> 00:19:49.864 so now the ghost is here. 00:19:49.906 --> 00:19:52.217 Ah, it makes sense when you say it all out loud like that. 00:19:52.241 --> 00:19:53.343 No, the ghost light is there to keep 00:19:53.367 --> 00:19:54.994 you from falling into the orchestra pit 00:19:55.036 --> 00:19:56.329 and breaking your stupid neck. 00:19:56.370 --> 00:19:57.997 Then why is it called a ghost light? 00:19:58.039 --> 00:19:59.850 I'm pretty sure it's because break your stupid neck light 00:19:59.874 --> 00:20:01.268 doesn't exactly roll off the tongue. 00:20:01.292 --> 00:20:02.668 I kinda like it. 00:20:02.710 --> 00:20:03.211 You're just being a spoilsport. 00:20:03.212 --> 00:20:04.879 No, I'm trying to figure out who 00:20:04.921 --> 00:20:06.190 broke the lock on the effing door. 00:20:06.214 --> 00:20:08.049 This is a real thing that really happened. 00:20:08.090 --> 00:20:09.359 You can't just break stuff around here. 00:20:09.383 --> 00:20:11.677 This place barely makes enough money as it is. 00:20:11.719 --> 00:20:14.680 He's just trying to take your mind off our ghost 00:20:14.722 --> 00:20:16.182 so that you can do your show. 00:20:16.224 --> 00:20:17.725 Wait, you actually have a ghost? 00:20:17.767 --> 00:20:18.684 - Yeah. - No. 00:20:18.726 --> 00:20:20.269 No, we do not have a ghost. 00:20:20.311 --> 00:20:23.689 This theater has a twisted history, man. 00:20:23.731 --> 00:20:26.275 She's a tragedy nut, king lear's her favorite play. 00:20:26.317 --> 00:20:27.902 Gets me every time. 00:20:27.944 --> 00:20:29.630 Well, I'll pretend that makes sense to me. 00:20:29.654 --> 00:20:31.072 Good luck finding that ghost. 00:20:31.113 --> 00:20:33.282 You know about the story of what happened here? 00:20:33.324 --> 00:20:35.117 It's brutal and it's awesome. 00:20:35.159 --> 00:20:36.202 And it's not real. 00:20:36.244 --> 00:20:37.245 Shut up, Andy! 00:20:37.286 --> 00:20:38.579 You don't know that. 00:20:41.749 --> 00:20:44.252 It was probably Bryce that broke the lock, anyway. 00:20:44.293 --> 00:20:45.253 I'm good, actually. 00:20:45.294 --> 00:20:46.754 I have a show to get ready for. 00:20:50.132 --> 00:20:51.717 Do you actually think it was Bryce? 00:20:51.759 --> 00:20:52.759 Hey! 00:20:58.683 --> 00:20:59.725 Yo, Myles. 00:21:02.937 --> 00:21:03.938 Reggie ray. 00:21:04.855 --> 00:21:05.773 The one and only. 00:21:05.815 --> 00:21:07.650 Oh, I'm a big fan. 00:21:09.151 --> 00:21:10.611 Kind words, man. 00:21:11.112 --> 00:21:13.072 Come on in, I thought we should get together 00:21:13.114 --> 00:21:15.658 and have a chat about how our big show's gonna go. 00:21:15.700 --> 00:21:16.784 Sure. 00:21:25.001 --> 00:21:28.629 So which one of my movies sold you on my comic genius? 00:21:28.671 --> 00:21:29.797 Kid's quest? 00:21:31.007 --> 00:21:32.008 Tiny ninjas? 00:21:33.342 --> 00:21:35.761 I think it was time leapers III. 00:21:37.013 --> 00:21:40.016 My nephews almost disowned me for that one. 00:21:40.057 --> 00:21:41.809 Part four wasn't bad, though. 00:21:41.851 --> 00:21:43.311 I'll take your word for it. 00:21:43.936 --> 00:21:47.273 So, listen, I had a chance to ask around about you. 00:21:47.315 --> 00:21:48.983 People say you're funny. 00:21:49.025 --> 00:21:50.776 You talked to my mother. 00:21:50.818 --> 00:21:53.029 Look at that line. 00:21:53.070 --> 00:21:54.363 Good stuff, Myles. 00:21:55.740 --> 00:21:58.117 I'd drop the "mother," though, too formal. 00:21:58.159 --> 00:22:00.661 "Mom" is shorter and funnier. 00:22:00.703 --> 00:22:01.954 Brevity, Myles. 00:22:01.996 --> 00:22:04.123 I'll try to keep that in mind. 00:22:04.165 --> 00:22:06.959 Hey, you wanna take advantage of the spread? 00:22:07.001 --> 00:22:08.186 They got some good stuff here. 00:22:08.210 --> 00:22:09.670 I never eat before a show. 00:22:17.386 --> 00:22:19.055 Listen, let's cut to the chase. 00:22:21.015 --> 00:22:22.850 Whose name is out there on the flyer? 00:22:24.393 --> 00:22:25.686 Both of ours. 00:22:25.728 --> 00:22:26.812 Really? 00:22:27.521 --> 00:22:28.022 Yeah. 00:22:28.023 --> 00:22:29.899 Yours is on top in the big letters, 00:22:29.940 --> 00:22:32.193 and mine is down below in tiny little letters. 00:22:33.402 --> 00:22:34.820 I must've missed that. 00:22:34.862 --> 00:22:36.322 But my point's the same. 00:22:37.907 --> 00:22:40.201 Whose name is on top in the big, bold letters? 00:22:44.246 --> 00:22:45.998 Oh, that's your name. 00:22:46.040 --> 00:22:47.768 Your name is on top in the big letters and... 00:22:47.792 --> 00:22:48.852 Whose name is at the bottom in the tiny, little letters? 00:22:48.876 --> 00:22:50.503 That's my name. 00:22:50.544 --> 00:22:52.254 Exactly. 00:22:52.296 --> 00:22:53.923 See, I've been doing these comedy shows 00:22:53.964 --> 00:22:56.008 longer than I've been doing these kids' movies, 00:22:56.050 --> 00:22:59.428 and these people are here to see my comeback. 00:22:59.470 --> 00:23:01.013 Naturally. 00:23:01.055 --> 00:23:02.532 But the opening act, I mean, it's important, too. 00:23:02.556 --> 00:23:04.850 You get to warm up the crowd. 00:23:04.892 --> 00:23:07.061 Everybody's psyched up for the big show. 00:23:07.978 --> 00:23:09.855 But don't overstep. 00:23:09.897 --> 00:23:10.898 Know your place. 00:23:12.066 --> 00:23:14.902 It's not easy to do, it takes a finesse. 00:23:16.070 --> 00:23:18.072 When looking at you, I know 00:23:18.114 --> 00:23:19.949 you're a man who knows his place. 00:23:21.992 --> 00:23:23.244 Thanks for the advice. 00:23:24.912 --> 00:23:26.080 Any time. 00:23:26.122 --> 00:23:27.915 I like to think of myself as a mentor. 00:23:29.083 --> 00:23:31.043 See, this business, it's got rules, 00:23:31.085 --> 00:23:33.754 and I just wanted to make sure that we got together 00:23:33.796 --> 00:23:35.798 and shared the same vision about 00:23:35.840 --> 00:23:37.383 how it's gonna go down tonight. 00:23:37.425 --> 00:23:38.801 Can you please excuse me now? 00:23:38.843 --> 00:23:40.386 I really gotta get ready for my set. 00:23:41.470 --> 00:23:43.139 Preparation is key. 00:23:43.180 --> 00:23:44.223 Break a leg, Myles. 00:23:53.941 --> 00:23:56.068 Hi, everyone, I'm Myles parks. 00:23:56.110 --> 00:23:57.820 Reggie ray can go fuck himself. 00:24:46.160 --> 00:24:48.954 Ooh, whoa, what's up with you? 00:24:52.041 --> 00:24:54.126 Pressure's really getting to you, huh? 00:24:57.171 --> 00:24:58.171 No. 00:25:02.259 --> 00:25:03.844 Dude, what's up? 00:25:07.890 --> 00:25:10.643 There's a dead body in my dressing room. 00:25:12.102 --> 00:25:13.145 No shit? 00:25:13.729 --> 00:25:16.148 Why would I joke about something like that? 00:25:16.190 --> 00:25:18.526 I don't know, 'cause you're a comedian 00:25:18.567 --> 00:25:19.985 and that's your job? 00:25:20.027 --> 00:25:21.570 Like I'm on the clock right now? 00:25:21.612 --> 00:25:23.572 Don't get upset. 00:25:23.614 --> 00:25:26.158 I dig it, it's my kind of humor. 00:25:27.535 --> 00:25:29.870 But if you think I'm really that gullible, 00:25:29.912 --> 00:25:31.872 you and Andy can go fuck yourselves. 00:25:31.914 --> 00:25:33.499 Nice try, though. 00:25:41.423 --> 00:25:43.092 Nelson, we need to talk. 00:25:43.133 --> 00:25:44.218 Okay. 00:25:44.260 --> 00:25:45.427 Sorry, he's a little bit... 00:25:45.469 --> 00:25:46.571 It's cool, I work in the theater. 00:25:46.595 --> 00:25:49.014 Everybody's got a crazy process. 00:25:49.056 --> 00:25:50.408 Nelson, you're not gonna believe this. 00:25:50.432 --> 00:25:51.892 No, you're not gonna believe this. 00:25:51.934 --> 00:25:53.078 No, listen, this is serious! 00:25:53.102 --> 00:25:54.270 Can it. 00:25:54.311 --> 00:25:55.229 Remember last night, I was telling you 00:25:55.271 --> 00:25:57.106 I was working on something big? 00:25:57.147 --> 00:26:00.442 - Yeah, I don't know. - Well, it came through. 00:26:00.484 --> 00:26:01.902 What are we talking about? 00:26:01.944 --> 00:26:03.696 Guess who's coming to the show tonight? 00:26:03.737 --> 00:26:05.447 Isabella hooper. 00:26:05.489 --> 00:26:06.156 Who's Isabella hooper? 00:26:06.198 --> 00:26:09.577 She's the booking agent for the daily dish. 00:26:10.744 --> 00:26:12.037 The daily dish? 00:26:12.079 --> 00:26:14.373 Every successful comic in the last decade 00:26:14.415 --> 00:26:17.084 got their start on the daily dish. 00:26:17.126 --> 00:26:19.044 Once you're in, you're in. 00:26:20.004 --> 00:26:21.046 Come here. 00:26:28.012 --> 00:26:29.972 Look at those people. 00:26:31.098 --> 00:26:33.392 If you impress those people tonight, 00:26:33.434 --> 00:26:36.103 your days of worrying about rent are over. 00:26:37.521 --> 00:26:38.731 Isabella hooper, huh? 00:26:40.024 --> 00:26:44.570 True, my vision, my tenacity, 00:26:45.446 --> 00:26:47.072 it's partly responsible. 00:26:48.449 --> 00:26:49.617 But she's here for you. 00:26:52.286 --> 00:26:53.286 I'll show you. 00:26:54.163 --> 00:26:55.497 I sent her this. 00:26:58.667 --> 00:26:59.960 Remember that? 00:27:00.002 --> 00:27:01.420 Portland, '15. 00:27:02.796 --> 00:27:03.756 That was right before... 00:27:03.797 --> 00:27:05.090 Stop it. 00:27:05.132 --> 00:27:08.093 Before, before. 00:27:08.135 --> 00:27:09.261 It's before the medication. 00:27:09.678 --> 00:27:13.474 Myles, that's the Myles we need. 00:27:15.142 --> 00:27:17.186 That's the one that got Isabella's attention. 00:27:18.145 --> 00:27:20.105 And that's why I'm asking you 00:27:20.147 --> 00:27:23.442 to hold off on taking the pills, for one night. 00:27:25.527 --> 00:27:26.527 For this. 00:27:28.322 --> 00:27:29.322 You got one shot, 00:27:30.366 --> 00:27:32.326 and, if it doesn't land, there's no way 00:27:32.368 --> 00:27:34.620 I'm getting Isabella back for a second look. 00:27:35.663 --> 00:27:38.040 This is it, you understand? 00:27:40.542 --> 00:27:42.670 All right, good. 00:27:46.548 --> 00:27:47.800 Can I make a suggestion? 00:27:48.842 --> 00:27:50.469 Ditch the jacket. 00:27:50.511 --> 00:27:51.738 It looks like it's seen better days, 00:27:51.762 --> 00:27:54.390 and maybe those weren't too good, either. 00:27:54.431 --> 00:27:55.808 - See you. - Yeah. 00:27:55.849 --> 00:27:57.142 I'll figure something out. 00:29:06.628 --> 00:29:08.130 Hey. 00:29:08.172 --> 00:29:10.424 Nelson said you wanted to know about wardrobe? 00:29:11.925 --> 00:29:13.737 It's in the hallway on the other side of the theater, 00:29:13.761 --> 00:29:15.262 right before you get to the prop room. 00:29:15.304 --> 00:29:16.805 Right, thanks. 00:29:16.847 --> 00:29:17.890 Just doing my job. 00:29:28.650 --> 00:29:29.443 Hello? 00:29:29.485 --> 00:29:30.402 Hey. 00:29:30.444 --> 00:29:32.112 Are you the wardrobe guy? 00:29:35.324 --> 00:29:36.784 It's for a show next month. 00:29:37.785 --> 00:29:39.286 Not working? 00:29:40.162 --> 00:29:42.289 Is the character a '70s pimp? 00:29:42.331 --> 00:29:44.917 Whatever, yeah, I am the wardrobe guy. 00:29:44.958 --> 00:29:45.918 I was told I should maybe 00:29:45.959 --> 00:29:48.253 get a new jacket from you. 00:29:48.295 --> 00:29:48.796 That's good advice. 00:29:48.837 --> 00:29:51.256 A nice-fitting jacket goes a long way. 00:29:52.132 --> 00:29:53.592 Come on over, I'll measure you. 00:30:02.351 --> 00:30:03.811 You nervous? 00:30:03.852 --> 00:30:05.145 Why? 00:30:05.187 --> 00:30:06.623 Because you're sweating like two rats 00:30:06.647 --> 00:30:08.607 humping in a wool sock. 00:30:08.649 --> 00:30:11.819 Oh, yeah, I guess I am. 00:30:11.860 --> 00:30:13.713 I'll have to take one of our jackets in to fit you. 00:30:13.737 --> 00:30:15.465 Come back in a bit, and I'll have you set up. 00:30:15.489 --> 00:30:16.949 I appreciate it. 00:30:16.990 --> 00:30:17.658 There's a bathroom down the hallway. 00:30:17.699 --> 00:30:20.869 It's not much, but you can take a whore's bath there. 00:30:21.703 --> 00:30:23.288 Excuse me? 00:30:23.330 --> 00:30:26.834 You know, freshen up in the sink. 00:30:26.875 --> 00:30:27.875 Thanks. 00:30:28.752 --> 00:30:29.878 See you soon. 00:30:53.402 --> 00:30:54.820 What have you been doing? 00:30:55.904 --> 00:30:57.906 Just a little manual labor. 00:30:57.948 --> 00:31:00.409 Helps me loosen up before big shows. 00:31:00.450 --> 00:31:01.535 Manual labor? 00:31:03.745 --> 00:31:07.249 I was actually hoping to find some place to freshen up. 00:31:07.291 --> 00:31:09.543 Some place that's not a public restroom. 00:31:10.752 --> 00:31:12.713 I can help you with that. 00:31:12.754 --> 00:31:13.754 Follow me. 00:31:20.387 --> 00:31:21.180 Nice. 00:31:21.221 --> 00:31:22.681 It's my private bathroom. 00:31:22.723 --> 00:31:23.932 You're welcome to use it. 00:31:47.664 --> 00:31:49.374 Your door's broken. 00:31:49.416 --> 00:31:52.294 I never bothered fixing it, is that a problem? 00:31:52.336 --> 00:31:53.754 No, it's cool. 00:32:00.510 --> 00:32:01.929 It's totally all cool. 00:32:21.782 --> 00:32:22.782 Myles? 00:32:52.062 --> 00:32:53.772 Is somebody in here? 00:33:14.501 --> 00:33:15.127 Boo! 00:33:15.168 --> 00:33:17.462 What the fuck? 00:33:17.504 --> 00:33:18.504 Man! 00:33:20.507 --> 00:33:22.342 You're just here to see me with my shirt off. 00:33:22.384 --> 00:33:24.011 No, you're not really my type. 00:33:24.052 --> 00:33:26.346 Oh, because I'm a man? 00:33:26.388 --> 00:33:29.725 Hardy har, your lesbian joke is so antiquated. 00:33:29.766 --> 00:33:31.351 It's actually kinda cute, 00:33:31.393 --> 00:33:35.147 like a racist grandpa or something. 00:33:35.188 --> 00:33:36.982 You just called me cute. 00:33:37.024 --> 00:33:38.692 - I heard it. - Whatever. 00:33:39.776 --> 00:33:40.652 Donna wants to talk to you. 00:33:40.694 --> 00:33:42.237 She's up in her office. 00:33:42.279 --> 00:33:45.699 Thanks, I'll try not to remember that you called me cute. 00:33:45.741 --> 00:33:48.994 For the record, when I said you're not my type, 00:33:49.036 --> 00:33:50.996 I meant old. 00:33:51.038 --> 00:33:53.498 Ouch, I'm only 30. 00:33:53.540 --> 00:33:55.000 Yeah, exactly. 00:33:55.042 --> 00:33:58.045 I'll let you get back to wrestling with your mortality. 00:36:58.934 --> 00:36:59.934 Excuse me. 00:37:02.062 --> 00:37:03.062 What's up, man? 00:37:04.773 --> 00:37:05.773 Nothing. 00:37:06.399 --> 00:37:07.734 What's up with you? 00:37:09.402 --> 00:37:10.862 Yeah, I was just waiting for Donna. 00:37:10.904 --> 00:37:12.280 I had a few questions about, 00:37:13.740 --> 00:37:14.574 look, do you need... 00:37:14.616 --> 00:37:16.076 She was just right here. 00:37:18.745 --> 00:37:20.097 I guess I'll get out of your hair 00:37:20.121 --> 00:37:22.874 and let you finish up whatever is going on here, so. 00:37:22.916 --> 00:37:24.709 Andy, sit down. 00:37:29.256 --> 00:37:31.091 Myles, can I help you with something? 00:37:33.093 --> 00:37:34.093 I need a towel. 00:37:35.262 --> 00:37:36.388 There's one in there. 00:37:36.429 --> 00:37:37.722 Oh. 00:37:57.033 --> 00:37:58.618 Can I help you? 00:37:58.660 --> 00:38:01.788 Yeah, I'm Nelson, I manage tonight's opening act. 00:38:01.830 --> 00:38:04.332 Hey, man, that's awesome. 00:38:04.374 --> 00:38:07.127 Really, congratulations. 00:38:07.168 --> 00:38:08.920 Can you close the door behind you? 00:38:12.841 --> 00:38:16.136 I was told to talk to Bryce about music cues. 00:38:16.177 --> 00:38:19.973 I'm Bryce, I do the music cues. 00:38:20.015 --> 00:38:21.641 Who told you to come talk to me? 00:38:21.683 --> 00:38:23.768 Andy, the stage manager. 00:38:23.810 --> 00:38:26.187 Yeah, I know who Andy is. 00:38:26.229 --> 00:38:28.106 I work here, okay? 00:38:28.148 --> 00:38:29.774 Fucking Andy. 00:38:29.816 --> 00:38:31.359 Said he tried to call you on the radio. 00:38:31.401 --> 00:38:32.652 Oh, this piece of shit? 00:38:34.029 --> 00:38:35.155 Is there a problem? 00:38:36.740 --> 00:38:40.368 No, everything is swell, Nelson. 00:38:40.952 --> 00:38:44.664 So, do you have any specific sound cues in mind 00:38:44.706 --> 00:38:46.833 you want played for your talent? 00:38:48.168 --> 00:38:52.464 No, just whatever you think's best. 00:38:52.505 --> 00:38:55.342 Just whatever I think is best? 00:38:55.383 --> 00:38:57.719 Yeah, you're the sound guy. 00:38:57.761 --> 00:39:01.723 First of all, I'm not the sound guy, Nelson. 00:39:01.765 --> 00:39:03.850 I'm the deputy fucking stage manager. 00:39:03.892 --> 00:39:07.062 I run the whole show running through my hands. 00:39:07.103 --> 00:39:09.689 It's a lot of responsibility, 00:39:09.731 --> 00:39:12.150 and I take it very, very seriously. 00:39:12.192 --> 00:39:14.152 Thirdly, you come all the way up here 00:39:14.194 --> 00:39:15.153 just to tell me that you don't have 00:39:15.195 --> 00:39:16.988 any specific sound cues in mind? 00:39:17.906 --> 00:39:19.032 What's the second thing? 00:39:19.074 --> 00:39:20.325 Excuse me? 00:39:20.367 --> 00:39:24.329 You said, "first of all," and "thirdly," 00:39:24.371 --> 00:39:25.830 but you forgot the second thing. 00:39:25.872 --> 00:39:29.834 It was the thing about the, uh, 00:39:30.960 --> 00:39:32.712 clearly you weren't paying attention, 00:39:32.754 --> 00:39:34.172 which is my point. 00:39:34.214 --> 00:39:38.176 Stop wasting my time, and let me get back to work. 00:39:38.218 --> 00:39:39.052 Okay. 00:39:39.094 --> 00:39:40.345 You know, I was told to come by 00:39:40.387 --> 00:39:42.847 and check in with you, regardless, so. 00:39:42.889 --> 00:39:46.059 Oh, I'll be talking with Andy about this, don't you worry. 00:39:46.101 --> 00:39:47.727 I won't. 00:39:47.769 --> 00:39:50.021 I feel very confident knowing the show is in your hands. 00:40:03.910 --> 00:40:05.203 Thanks. 00:40:05.245 --> 00:40:06.245 Really needed that. 00:40:08.581 --> 00:40:09.874 Would you like a drink? 00:40:13.128 --> 00:40:14.421 Sure, why not? 00:40:20.969 --> 00:40:22.220 What are you working on? 00:40:24.514 --> 00:40:27.225 It's a play I'm writing. 00:40:27.267 --> 00:40:28.893 You write? 00:40:28.935 --> 00:40:29.935 That's great. 00:40:31.938 --> 00:40:35.900 Is it a comedy like, moliere, was it? 00:40:37.610 --> 00:40:39.237 Good memory. 00:40:39.279 --> 00:40:41.406 Not exactly, no. 00:40:41.448 --> 00:40:42.448 What's it about? 00:40:43.450 --> 00:40:45.410 It's called contrapasso. 00:40:46.494 --> 00:40:48.246 Contrapasso? 00:40:48.288 --> 00:40:49.831 It's from Dante's inferno. 00:40:50.373 --> 00:40:54.294 It refers to the relationship between one's sins 00:40:54.335 --> 00:40:57.839 and their corresponding punishment in hell. 00:40:59.632 --> 00:41:01.801 The punishment must fit the crime. 00:41:02.635 --> 00:41:04.345 That's basically it, yes. 00:41:05.513 --> 00:41:06.973 Is the story personal? 00:41:07.640 --> 00:41:11.102 We all have crimes we want to atone for, don't we? 00:41:17.150 --> 00:41:19.611 Hey, have you seen or heard anything 00:41:19.652 --> 00:41:20.820 weird around here? 00:41:22.155 --> 00:41:23.531 Such as? 00:41:23.573 --> 00:41:27.869 Well, I heard this theater has some history. 00:41:30.038 --> 00:41:31.956 Tragic history. 00:41:31.998 --> 00:41:34.167 All theaters have history, Myles. 00:41:34.209 --> 00:41:36.878 Perhaps you should focus on your show tonight. 00:41:36.920 --> 00:41:38.880 Doors will open in 45 minutes. 00:41:50.517 --> 00:41:52.894 Try to stay out of trouble, okay? 00:42:06.407 --> 00:42:07.407 Jared? 00:42:10.036 --> 00:42:11.037 Is the jacket ready? 00:42:33.059 --> 00:42:34.227 Jared? 00:43:40.043 --> 00:43:41.628 Hey. 00:43:41.669 --> 00:43:42.754 Hey there. 00:43:42.795 --> 00:43:44.130 Where's Jared? 00:43:45.673 --> 00:43:47.592 He wasn't in here when I showed up. 00:43:47.634 --> 00:43:50.970 He said he'd have a jacket for me for the show tonight. 00:43:51.012 --> 00:43:52.764 When did he say that? 00:43:52.805 --> 00:43:53.805 Earlier. 00:43:56.809 --> 00:43:58.353 No! 00:43:58.394 --> 00:44:00.271 I mean, he's not in there. 00:44:00.313 --> 00:44:02.106 I was just using that to change. 00:44:03.816 --> 00:44:05.109 I told him to go talk to Donna 00:44:05.151 --> 00:44:06.319 and he never showed up. 00:44:07.028 --> 00:44:09.447 I'm sure he'll follow up with her eventually. 00:44:10.406 --> 00:44:11.783 What's this? 00:44:11.824 --> 00:44:13.493 It's mine. 00:44:13.534 --> 00:44:14.534 What is it? 00:44:15.745 --> 00:44:17.163 Medication. 00:44:17.205 --> 00:44:19.290 Medication, seriously? 00:44:19.332 --> 00:44:20.458 Yes, seriously. 00:44:24.087 --> 00:44:26.005 What do you have? 00:44:29.592 --> 00:44:32.512 You said this place had some tragic history. 00:44:32.553 --> 00:44:33.388 Yeah? 00:44:33.429 --> 00:44:34.472 I wanna know more. 00:44:35.682 --> 00:44:36.682 Okay. 00:44:38.226 --> 00:44:40.019 Let me take care of something first. 00:44:41.270 --> 00:44:43.147 Meet me in the basement. 00:45:10.758 --> 00:45:12.385 I like what you've done with the place. 00:45:12.427 --> 00:45:16.180 This is supposed to be where it all began. 00:45:16.222 --> 00:45:17.557 Where what began? 00:45:17.598 --> 00:45:21.102 In the early days, the theater employed company actors. 00:45:21.144 --> 00:45:24.564 The main actor and actress had been together for years. 00:45:24.605 --> 00:45:26.232 They even had a child. 00:45:26.274 --> 00:45:28.860 And people would come from all around to see them 00:45:28.901 --> 00:45:34.115 because they were so magnetic and wonderful, 00:45:35.158 --> 00:45:37.535 but that came with a price. 00:45:37.577 --> 00:45:39.871 One of the theater patrons, a widow, 00:45:39.912 --> 00:45:44.876 immensely wealthy, fell in love with the actor. 00:45:44.917 --> 00:45:46.127 So is she the ghost? 00:45:46.169 --> 00:45:47.712 The widow, no. 00:45:47.754 --> 00:45:49.714 The actress is the ghost, then. 00:45:49.756 --> 00:45:51.632 Maybe, shut up and listen. 00:45:53.259 --> 00:45:57.430 The actor decided to marry this widow for her money, 00:45:57.472 --> 00:46:01.100 and he wanted his girlfriend, the actress, 00:46:01.142 --> 00:46:03.227 to be his mistress, and he would care 00:46:03.269 --> 00:46:05.396 for her and the kids financially. 00:46:05.438 --> 00:46:07.315 That's pretty generous, actually. 00:46:07.356 --> 00:46:09.776 The actress didn't see it that way. 00:46:09.817 --> 00:46:14.781 She felt betrayed, she wanted revenge. 00:46:15.823 --> 00:46:17.241 So... 00:46:17.283 --> 00:46:18.594 She killed the kid and sent the body 00:46:18.618 --> 00:46:20.578 up on the stage during the performance. 00:46:20.620 --> 00:46:22.288 Dude, you ruined it! 00:46:22.330 --> 00:46:25.249 Yeah, this horrific story is totally ruined now. 00:46:25.291 --> 00:46:26.935 Yeah, sorry to gave away the ending, guys. 00:46:26.959 --> 00:46:29.754 I was setting it up so beautifully, too. 00:46:29.796 --> 00:46:32.173 So who is this ghost, the kid? 00:46:32.215 --> 00:46:33.591 Oh come on, it's all bs. 00:46:33.633 --> 00:46:34.818 Look, haven't you ever noticed 00:46:34.842 --> 00:46:36.803 it sounds an awful lot like medea? 00:46:36.844 --> 00:46:38.805 Like medea's family reunion? 00:46:38.846 --> 00:46:40.848 Dude, it's a fucking Greek tragedy. 00:46:40.890 --> 00:46:42.433 I thought it was a guy making jokes, 00:46:42.475 --> 00:46:44.268 dressed up like somebody's grandma. 00:46:44.310 --> 00:46:45.954 - I should watch those movies. - No, oh my god. 00:46:45.978 --> 00:46:49.190 You can at least admit, there's an uncanny resemblance. 00:46:49.232 --> 00:46:51.943 Life imitates art. 00:46:51.984 --> 00:46:53.611 I think you've got that backwards. 00:46:53.653 --> 00:46:55.822 Okay, so in this supposedly fake, maybe true, story, 00:46:55.863 --> 00:46:57.448 what happens next? 00:46:57.490 --> 00:46:59.492 Well, that's the best part. 00:46:59.534 --> 00:47:01.953 The actor was in the middle of his performance, 00:47:01.994 --> 00:47:06.666 and when he saw the body, he just snapped. 00:47:08.251 --> 00:47:13.172 He started laughing, and he never stopped. 00:47:14.215 --> 00:47:15.466 Not ever? 00:47:15.508 --> 00:47:17.385 Yeah, yeah, yeah, they evacuated the theater, 00:47:17.426 --> 00:47:19.971 and the actress accidentally locked herself down here. 00:47:20.012 --> 00:47:21.722 So who is the goddamn ghost? 00:47:21.764 --> 00:47:23.850 It's the actress, obviously. 00:47:25.268 --> 00:47:26.561 Tots obs, guys. 00:47:26.602 --> 00:47:29.313 Also obvious why a ghost would hurt a human. 00:47:29.355 --> 00:47:32.984 It's like you've never read a book or seen a movie. 00:47:33.025 --> 00:47:34.485 It's kind of sad. 00:47:35.695 --> 00:47:38.239 Okay, aren't ghosts non-corporeal? 00:47:38.281 --> 00:47:39.991 Oh, so you're a ghost hunter now? 00:47:40.032 --> 00:47:42.326 Did I miss your two am show on basic cable? 00:47:42.368 --> 00:47:44.495 There are different kinds of ghosts. 00:47:44.537 --> 00:47:45.329 Don't take it personally. 00:47:45.371 --> 00:47:46.831 She's always like this. 00:47:46.873 --> 00:47:48.332 Different kinds of ghosts? 00:47:48.374 --> 00:47:52.336 Yeah, like poltergeists or phantoms. 00:47:52.378 --> 00:47:53.713 Of the opera? 00:47:53.754 --> 00:47:55.381 You guys are stupid. 00:47:55.423 --> 00:47:57.675 All I'm saying is that unexplained deaths 00:47:57.717 --> 00:47:59.552 have happened in this theater, 00:47:59.594 --> 00:48:00.845 and, when they've happened, 00:48:00.887 --> 00:48:03.556 they've blamed it on laughing Linda. 00:48:03.598 --> 00:48:04.724 Laughing Linda? 00:48:04.765 --> 00:48:05.933 That's a horrible name. 00:48:05.975 --> 00:48:06.893 I didn't name her. 00:48:06.934 --> 00:48:08.352 Why is she laughing Linda? 00:48:08.394 --> 00:48:09.955 Wasn't he the one who didn't stop laughing? 00:48:09.979 --> 00:48:12.523 Shouldn't he be laughing Larry? 00:48:12.565 --> 00:48:14.358 His name was Clifton. 00:48:14.400 --> 00:48:15.067 I think you're missing the point. 00:48:15.068 --> 00:48:18.404 Actually, I think you're both missing the point. 00:48:18.446 --> 00:48:20.364 This story is stupid, Bethany. 00:48:20.406 --> 00:48:20.907 Yeah, Bethany. 00:48:20.948 --> 00:48:23.409 You're the one who asked to hear it. 00:48:29.582 --> 00:48:31.393 Don't worry about her, she loves this kind of stuff. 00:48:31.417 --> 00:48:32.936 She would kill for something horrible to happen 00:48:32.960 --> 00:48:33.960 while she was here. 00:48:35.087 --> 00:48:36.714 Come on, I gotta lock the door. 00:48:51.437 --> 00:48:52.437 Shit! 00:48:57.443 --> 00:48:58.443 Fuck! 00:49:08.621 --> 00:49:09.621 Ants! 00:49:11.499 --> 00:49:12.750 Andy, do you copy? 00:49:12.792 --> 00:49:15.628 Andy, something spilled on the mixer. 00:49:18.839 --> 00:49:19.839 Cocksucker! 00:49:37.149 --> 00:49:39.527 - Donna's? - It could've been. 00:49:39.568 --> 00:49:40.695 Are you ignoring me? 00:49:41.654 --> 00:49:42.446 No. 00:49:42.488 --> 00:49:43.781 Where is everybody? 00:49:43.823 --> 00:49:44.615 Everybody who? 00:49:44.657 --> 00:49:46.117 Everybody! 00:49:46.158 --> 00:49:48.703 Okay, Bryce, you know it's a skeleton crew tonight. 00:49:48.744 --> 00:49:50.121 We're not putting on king lear. 00:49:50.162 --> 00:49:51.831 Did you try your radio? 00:49:51.872 --> 00:49:54.834 Dude, I've been telling you, my radio's broken, 00:49:54.875 --> 00:49:56.669 and it's not like anyone else around here 00:49:56.711 --> 00:49:58.796 uses their radio. 00:49:58.838 --> 00:49:59.547 He's right, half the time I end 00:49:59.588 --> 00:50:02.675 up yelling into my headset at someone who's not even there. 00:50:02.717 --> 00:50:04.468 I look like a total douche bag. 00:50:04.510 --> 00:50:07.346 And that, dear Andy, is why I don't use mine. 00:50:07.388 --> 00:50:09.140 You're lucky you barely volunteer. 00:50:09.181 --> 00:50:10.808 Yeah, I'm real lucky. 00:50:10.850 --> 00:50:12.143 Hello! 00:50:12.184 --> 00:50:13.811 Can I help you with something? 00:50:13.853 --> 00:50:14.853 I might have... 00:50:16.856 --> 00:50:18.482 Do we have any backup mixers somewhere? 00:50:18.524 --> 00:50:19.483 Why? 00:50:19.525 --> 00:50:20.525 Well, do we? 00:50:21.527 --> 00:50:22.528 Yeah, probably. 00:50:23.404 --> 00:50:24.404 The basement? 00:50:26.407 --> 00:50:30.494 Hey, heads up, new lock on the door. 00:50:30.536 --> 00:50:32.913 Have fun, don't let laughing Linda get you. 00:50:36.876 --> 00:50:39.045 He believes in it, too, you know he does. 00:50:39.086 --> 00:50:40.713 Fuck, goddamn it. 00:51:26.801 --> 00:51:27.635 Hello! 00:51:27.676 --> 00:51:29.720 I'm down here! 00:51:33.766 --> 00:51:35.643 Andy, quit fucking around. 00:51:36.852 --> 00:51:38.229 What the fuck? 00:51:38.270 --> 00:51:40.231 Some sort of laughing Linda bullshit, Bethany? 00:51:40.272 --> 00:51:42.441 It's a good prank, but cut it out. 00:52:42.168 --> 00:52:43.168 Isabella. 00:52:43.836 --> 00:52:44.836 Miss hooper. 00:52:46.088 --> 00:52:48.507 Hi, miss hooper, I'm Nelson fritch, I'm Myles' agent. 00:52:48.549 --> 00:52:50.134 Yes, I know, I remember. 00:52:50.176 --> 00:52:51.695 Thank you so much for coming to the show tonight. 00:52:51.719 --> 00:52:53.846 He is really excited to have you here. 00:52:53.888 --> 00:52:55.055 I really appreciate it. 00:52:55.097 --> 00:52:56.324 Can I meet him before the show? 00:52:56.348 --> 00:52:58.225 I'd like to wish him luck. 00:52:58.267 --> 00:53:00.186 Sure, absolutely, follow me. 00:53:13.866 --> 00:53:14.866 Bryce. 00:54:28.941 --> 00:54:30.985 They're gonna come and find you. 00:54:31.026 --> 00:54:32.736 Right after the show, the cops will get 00:54:32.778 --> 00:54:33.964 an anonymous call, they're gonna come and get you, 00:54:33.988 --> 00:54:35.614 you son of a bitch! 00:54:54.466 --> 00:54:55.676 Not now! 00:54:58.053 --> 00:55:00.931 Hey, Myles, this is Isabella hooper. 00:55:02.057 --> 00:55:03.434 Pleased to meet you, Mr. Parks. 00:55:05.894 --> 00:55:07.664 You seem to have gotten something on your shirt. 00:55:07.688 --> 00:55:12.443 Oh, well, just trying my best here. 00:55:16.697 --> 00:55:17.781 What? 00:55:18.907 --> 00:55:20.826 You're just not what I expected. 00:55:23.078 --> 00:55:27.666 Well, some performers just have a crazy process. 00:55:31.170 --> 00:55:34.340 So true, so true. 00:55:34.381 --> 00:55:35.466 Crazy process. 00:55:35.507 --> 00:55:38.135 Well, good luck tonight, Myles. 00:55:39.345 --> 00:55:41.013 I guess we'll see if this pans out. 00:55:54.777 --> 00:55:55.861 Myles. 00:55:57.196 --> 00:55:58.196 Hi, Donna. 00:56:02.743 --> 00:56:03.494 Everything okay? 00:56:03.535 --> 00:56:04.703 It's nothing. 00:56:06.455 --> 00:56:07.915 It's almost showtime for you. 00:56:09.875 --> 00:56:11.377 Whatever it is, you can tell me. 00:56:15.923 --> 00:56:18.092 The ownership is selling the theater. 00:56:21.095 --> 00:56:22.095 Oh. 00:56:24.264 --> 00:56:25.891 I'm sorry to hear that. 00:56:25.933 --> 00:56:27.851 I really shouldn't be surprised. 00:56:28.435 --> 00:56:31.188 They never appreciated this place, not like I did. 00:56:32.564 --> 00:56:35.401 This theater is everything that I have always wanted. 00:56:36.485 --> 00:56:38.779 Maybe the new owners will keep you on. 00:56:38.821 --> 00:56:40.864 Oh, Myles, they're gonna tear it down. 00:56:40.906 --> 00:56:44.451 It's probably gonna be a condominium or parking lot. 00:56:45.411 --> 00:56:46.870 That's terrible, I'm sorry. 00:56:47.454 --> 00:56:49.214 You know, I shouldn't burden you with this. 00:56:49.248 --> 00:56:50.874 It's extremely unprofessional. 00:56:50.916 --> 00:56:52.793 Is there something I can help you with? 00:56:56.130 --> 00:56:57.548 I got a stain on my shirt. 00:56:58.924 --> 00:57:02.886 Oh, what? 00:57:04.096 --> 00:57:05.096 This? 00:57:16.316 --> 00:57:18.152 I wish I could help. 00:57:20.988 --> 00:57:22.072 You're very sweet. 00:57:24.825 --> 00:57:26.827 I'm sorry I was condescending earlier. 00:57:28.287 --> 00:57:31.832 I think I was worried that this show would be the last, 00:57:32.958 --> 00:57:34.001 and I took it out on you. 00:57:36.503 --> 00:57:40.090 I hope this show helps you find success. 00:57:41.508 --> 00:57:42.508 You deserve it. 00:57:44.636 --> 00:57:46.138 You're a good man, Myles. 00:57:47.639 --> 00:57:52.102 You deserve everything I am sure is coming to you. 00:57:54.313 --> 00:57:55.313 I hope not. 00:58:17.044 --> 00:58:18.837 Wtf, Bryce, where are you? 00:58:24.343 --> 00:58:26.470 Hey, have you seen Bryce? 00:58:27.596 --> 00:58:28.972 No, not since he barged through 00:58:29.014 --> 00:58:30.182 the hallway in a hissy fit. 00:58:30.224 --> 00:58:31.475 He's not answering his radio. 00:58:31.517 --> 00:58:32.994 We need music out there, and I don't think 00:58:33.018 --> 00:58:34.478 anybody's Manning the control booth. 00:58:34.520 --> 00:58:36.855 Well, I can't man the control booth, 00:58:36.897 --> 00:58:38.482 but I can woman it. 00:58:39.566 --> 00:58:41.318 Even better, thank you so much. 00:58:41.360 --> 00:58:42.360 - Seriously. - Yep. 00:58:48.200 --> 00:58:51.662 Hey, it's gonna be fine. 00:58:51.703 --> 00:58:52.996 We got this. 00:58:53.038 --> 00:58:55.165 We're not putting on king lear, right? 00:58:55.207 --> 00:58:57.000 Yeah, thanks, Bethany. 00:58:59.378 --> 00:59:02.005 Hey, you know that I've always dug you, right? 00:59:02.047 --> 00:59:06.176 Dug, did you just say that you've always dug me? 00:59:06.218 --> 00:59:07.886 I don't know, it just kinda slipped out. 00:59:07.928 --> 00:59:09.930 - Sorry if I... - Hey, it's okay. 00:59:11.139 --> 00:59:12.349 I already know. 00:59:13.433 --> 00:59:15.894 Would you want to go out for drinks 00:59:15.936 --> 00:59:16.687 after this, maybe? 00:59:16.728 --> 00:59:17.688 I don't drink. 00:59:17.729 --> 00:59:19.439 Oh, okay, yeah. 00:59:19.481 --> 00:59:24.528 But we can get high in my car if you want. 00:59:25.612 --> 00:59:28.407 Yeah, that sounds nice. 00:59:28.448 --> 00:59:29.700 - Okay. - Okay. 00:59:29.741 --> 00:59:31.034 Okay. 00:59:31.076 --> 00:59:32.411 - Okay, cool. - Cool. 00:59:32.452 --> 00:59:33.912 I'll see you after the show. 00:59:33.954 --> 00:59:34.580 - Okay. - Okay. 00:59:34.621 --> 00:59:36.039 Yeah. 00:59:54.474 --> 00:59:56.476 Did I see what I think I saw? 00:59:57.311 --> 00:59:59.062 Is that a tongue twister? 00:59:59.104 --> 00:59:59.771 What? 00:59:59.813 --> 01:00:02.733 You know, to help you prepare, loosen up the tongue. 01:00:02.774 --> 01:00:04.568 I always say, I'm not the fig plucker, 01:00:04.610 --> 01:00:06.486 nor the fig plucker's son, but I'll pluck figs 01:00:06.528 --> 01:00:08.405 til the fig plucker comes. 01:00:08.447 --> 01:00:11.575 See, it's funny 'cause you end up saying "pig fucker." 01:00:11.617 --> 01:00:12.993 Cut the shit. 01:00:13.035 --> 01:00:15.454 I saw Isabella hooper with your agent. 01:00:15.495 --> 01:00:16.955 How'd you get her here, huh? 01:00:16.997 --> 01:00:18.457 She's here to see you? 01:00:18.498 --> 01:00:20.500 She's here to give me a spot on the daily dish. 01:00:20.542 --> 01:00:21.209 Oh yeah? 01:00:21.210 --> 01:00:25.005 And when I upstage you, how's that gonna play out? 01:00:25.047 --> 01:00:27.090 Well, she's here looking for stand-up comedians, 01:00:27.132 --> 01:00:28.675 so I'm not all that worried. 01:00:28.717 --> 01:00:30.010 I am a comedian! 01:00:30.052 --> 01:00:32.137 No, you were a comedian until 01:00:32.179 --> 01:00:33.281 you sold out to make a bunch 01:00:33.305 --> 01:00:35.349 of shitty, big budget, family movies 01:00:35.390 --> 01:00:37.768 that are painfully unfunny. 01:00:37.809 --> 01:00:39.770 Meanwhile, you cash big ass checks with sums 01:00:39.811 --> 01:00:41.980 that you think somehow correlate to your talent 01:00:42.022 --> 01:00:44.608 and can't figure out why everyone else 01:00:44.650 --> 01:00:46.526 thinks you're washed up and depressing. 01:00:47.736 --> 01:00:50.781 Well, good luck on your victory tour. 01:00:50.822 --> 01:00:52.491 The audience might be disappointed, 01:00:52.532 --> 01:00:54.159 but maybe you can convince yourself, 01:00:54.201 --> 01:00:57.037 with one last check, that you've still got it. 01:00:57.079 --> 01:00:58.789 You're a piece of shit. 01:00:58.830 --> 01:01:02.125 There is such a thing as comedy Karma, you know. 01:01:02.167 --> 01:01:04.127 Clearly, you would know. 01:01:04.169 --> 01:01:06.129 Fuck you, Myles! 01:01:06.171 --> 01:01:07.339 Fuck you! 01:01:13.178 --> 01:01:14.179 Donna? 01:01:18.058 --> 01:01:18.892 Hello. 01:01:18.934 --> 01:01:20.477 We are ready to go out there. 01:01:28.443 --> 01:01:29.695 Donna? 01:01:53.218 --> 01:01:54.696 Hey, look, Donna, I'm sorry to disturb you, 01:01:54.720 --> 01:01:57.055 but I think we're about ready to get started out there. 01:02:05.772 --> 01:02:06.772 Ew. 01:02:19.578 --> 01:02:20.787 Bethany here. 01:02:20.829 --> 01:02:23.415 I found Bryce's headset. 01:02:23.457 --> 01:02:26.626 Queuing music now. 01:02:38.263 --> 01:02:39.264 Shit. 01:03:12.672 --> 01:03:13.924 Bryce. 01:03:13.965 --> 01:03:14.965 Hey, moron. 01:03:36.863 --> 01:03:38.865 My work here is done, 01:03:41.326 --> 01:03:42.619 handy Andy. 01:03:59.344 --> 01:04:01.304 Nelson, listen... 01:04:01.346 --> 01:04:03.890 I don't wanna talk to you right now, Myles. 01:04:03.932 --> 01:04:05.183 Excuse me? 01:04:05.225 --> 01:04:07.853 You're acting crazy with Isabella. 01:04:07.894 --> 01:04:09.312 I don't need this. 01:04:09.354 --> 01:04:11.523 Isn't this how you wanted me, more edgy? 01:04:11.565 --> 01:04:13.692 I'm funnier when I'm an asshole, right? 01:04:13.733 --> 01:04:15.318 You're not just being an asshole. 01:04:15.360 --> 01:04:15.861 I don't know what this is. 01:04:15.862 --> 01:04:17.362 I've never seen you like this before. 01:04:17.404 --> 01:04:18.321 What's going on? 01:04:18.363 --> 01:04:19.865 So now you wanna listen to me? 01:04:19.906 --> 01:04:21.676 Don't you wanna tell me how it's just my nerves? 01:04:21.700 --> 01:04:23.201 Fuck you, okay? 01:04:23.243 --> 01:04:24.870 I'm doing everything I can here 01:04:24.911 --> 01:04:27.330 to set you up for success. 01:04:27.372 --> 01:04:29.916 You're talented, I think you're talented. 01:04:31.042 --> 01:04:33.211 I just want them to know, too. 01:04:33.253 --> 01:04:35.505 So it's all for me, right, you get nothing out of this? 01:04:35.547 --> 01:04:36.715 What is wrong with you? 01:04:36.756 --> 01:04:39.342 You know what, I took my pills, Nelson. 01:04:39.384 --> 01:04:40.427 I took them. 01:04:40.468 --> 01:04:42.220 They didn't help. 01:04:42.262 --> 01:04:44.264 But at least you don't have to worry about me. 01:04:44.306 --> 01:04:45.348 I'm still an asshole... 01:04:45.390 --> 01:04:46.683 I gave you sugar pills! 01:04:52.480 --> 01:04:53.523 I switched them out. 01:04:54.733 --> 01:04:55.859 I took the bottle. 01:04:57.986 --> 01:04:59.779 I thought, if you didn't take them 01:04:59.821 --> 01:05:01.865 for a few hours, it'd be no big deal. 01:05:03.617 --> 01:05:05.535 Okay, you wanna know what's really going on? 01:05:05.577 --> 01:05:07.245 You think you can handle it? 01:05:07.287 --> 01:05:09.956 I'm willing to do whatever it takes for our big night. 01:05:09.998 --> 01:05:11.374 Are you? 01:05:24.429 --> 01:05:25.429 It was here. 01:05:26.348 --> 01:05:27.057 No, it wasn't, Myles. 01:05:27.098 --> 01:05:28.600 You don't understand. 01:05:29.809 --> 01:05:31.311 I might, try me. 01:05:31.353 --> 01:05:34.397 I know you think this is about Mia, but it's not. 01:05:34.439 --> 01:05:36.608 Let's not talk about that right now, okay? 01:05:36.650 --> 01:05:38.902 You're going on in 15 minutes. 01:05:39.819 --> 01:05:41.279 Well, I'll try my best. 01:05:42.364 --> 01:05:43.740 I was trying to help you. 01:05:45.784 --> 01:05:47.452 You understand that, right? 01:05:47.494 --> 01:05:50.455 Look, whatever shit you've done, I've done way worse. 01:05:53.041 --> 01:05:54.417 I could use a drink. 01:05:55.669 --> 01:05:56.836 Talk to Donna. 01:05:56.878 --> 01:05:58.105 I'm sure she'd be happy to share. 01:05:58.129 --> 01:05:59.756 All right. 01:05:59.798 --> 01:06:01.466 I think we both could use one. 01:06:02.300 --> 01:06:03.593 I'm good, you go ahead. 01:06:07.639 --> 01:06:09.641 All right, I'll see you after the show. 01:06:10.684 --> 01:06:11.684 Good luck, Myles. 01:06:24.531 --> 01:06:25.531 Hello? 01:06:26.574 --> 01:06:27.951 Donna? 01:07:35.560 --> 01:07:39.522 Myles, Myles, who did this, Myles? 01:07:39.564 --> 01:07:40.565 Myles. 01:08:41.167 --> 01:08:42.168 Oh my god. 01:09:27.547 --> 01:09:28.547 Fuck you. 01:13:33.000 --> 01:13:34.127 No! 01:13:46.347 --> 01:13:49.934 I'm serious, Myles, you better not fuck this up! 01:13:49.976 --> 01:13:51.561 I'm the headliner! 01:13:53.479 --> 01:13:55.940 Oh, my fucking career's over. 01:14:21.466 --> 01:14:23.301 You killed her. 01:14:23.342 --> 01:14:24.342 You killed her. 01:15:39.961 --> 01:15:41.003 Who are you? 01:15:56.394 --> 01:15:57.520 That's funny. 01:16:42.273 --> 01:16:43.608 The best music. 01:16:43.649 --> 01:16:45.651 Hey, radio lovers, Jay barilla here. 01:16:45.693 --> 01:16:46.235 Man, the story breaking this morning 01:16:46.277 --> 01:16:48.946 about the tragedy at the Reggie ray show. 01:16:48.988 --> 01:16:50.656 Can you believe this? 01:16:50.698 --> 01:16:52.634 Last night, around the time the show was starting, 01:16:52.658 --> 01:16:54.493 the curtains parted to reveal the opening act, 01:16:54.535 --> 01:16:57.121 Myles parks, murdered on the stage. 01:16:58.039 --> 01:16:59.999 By the way, had anybody heard 01:17:00.041 --> 01:17:01.751 of this Myles parks guy before? 01:17:01.792 --> 01:17:03.085 I hadn't, so I looked him up, 01:17:03.127 --> 01:17:06.756 and he has, had, real talent. 01:17:06.797 --> 01:17:08.317 Ever since the news of his murder broke, 01:17:08.341 --> 01:17:10.760 this video on YouTube of a performance of his 01:17:10.801 --> 01:17:13.763 at a Portland nightclub in 2015 has been blowing up. 01:17:13.804 --> 01:17:17.975 This guy is, was, really, really funny. 01:17:18.017 --> 01:17:20.645 His video is, let me see here, 01:17:20.686 --> 01:17:24.106 wow, it's up to two million views and climbing. 01:17:24.148 --> 01:17:26.484 If you get a chance to check it out, don't hesitate. 01:17:26.525 --> 01:17:27.794 This is one of the funniest sets 01:17:27.818 --> 01:17:29.153 I've seen in a long time. 01:17:29.195 --> 01:17:31.113 It's funnier than anything Reggie ray 01:17:31.155 --> 01:17:33.491 has done in decades, I can tell you that much. 01:17:33.532 --> 01:17:34.801 Anyway, the official word is that there 01:17:34.825 --> 01:17:37.453 may be more victims in last night's tragedy, 01:17:37.495 --> 01:17:38.805 but the police are keeping a tight lid 01:17:38.829 --> 01:17:40.790 on the story at the moment. 01:17:40.831 --> 01:17:42.041 Okay, back to some music. 01:17:42.083 --> 01:17:43.793 This next song is called short night 01:17:43.834 --> 01:17:46.128 by the band glass dolls. 01:17:46.170 --> 01:17:47.797 Stay safe out there, folks. 01:17:47.838 --> 01:17:50.132 There might be a killer on the loose. 01:17:50.156 --> 01:18:01.156 Telegram Channel and Instagram Page .:: @bollbolljan_com ::.