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[boy] So, there my grandfather was.

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Alone, injured,

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scared, in space.

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And the only way he could survive
until his crew came back to rescue him

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was by growing vegetables…

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in his own poop.

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[abrupt chatter]

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OK, Kevin...
I'm gonna stop you right there.

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I'm having a hard time
believing this is true.

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Mrs. Westenfeldt,
I don't know what would make you think--

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Well, for one thing,
it's the plot of <i>The Martian.</i>

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-[boy 1] Come on.
-[boy 2] Enough already, Kev.

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Where do you think they got the idea?

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["Beginner's Luck" by Chopper XXL playing]

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♪ <i>No more hangin' round</i>
<i>Wonderin' what to do in town </i>♪

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<i>♪ We go, we got places to be ♪</i>

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<i>♪ No more waitin' now</i>
<i>Till somebody else is down ♪</i>

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♪<i> Got too many things to see</i> ♪

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<i>♪ Time to take a ride</i>
<i>On over to the other side ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Gonna show them what we got ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Time to change your mind</i>
<i>Do everything we haven't tried ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Do everything we want ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Tell me</i>
<i>What's the worst that could happen? ♪</i>

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<i>♪ The best is yet to come ♪</i>

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[indistinct chatter]

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<i>♪ Tell me</i>
<i>What could possibly go wrong? ♪</i>

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<i>♪ We got it going on ♪</i>

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<i>-♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪</i>
<i>-♪ You and me ♪</i>

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<i>♪ We'll be livin' really wild and free ♪</i>

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<i>♪ The world will see</i>
<i>We'll be coming... ♪</i>

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-[loud clatter]
-Ow!

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[groans]

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[whispers] My God. Oh, my God.

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Clancy?

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Is your head OK?

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-Uh, hey, Travis.
-[chuckles]

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Uh, yeah, I'm fine.

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So, I'm having this party tonight.

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My parents are out of town.
You should come by. Here, um…

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-Give me your number, so I can--
-Oh, um, I don't have that.

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-You don't have a number?
-No. [chuckles] I don't have a phone.

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-[chuckles]
-My mom won't let me.

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She thinks social media's
where serial killers

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and college admissions
get their information about you.

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[chuckles] That's… That's really weird.

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Yeah.

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-[girl] Hey, Trav.
-Hey, Emma.

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Your party is going to be wicked awesome.

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Oh, and shouldn't you be
in rehearsal, band nerd?

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[Travis] Don't worry about them.
They're annoying.

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Hope I see you tonight.

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[classical cello playing]

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[school bell rings]

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[teacher] Louisa, thank you.
Violin sounded excellent.

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Alright, guys, practice, practice.
[clapping]

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Alright. Bye, kids.

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-Great job today, Clancy.
-Thanks.

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Did you finish your... your audition tape?

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Um, not yet.

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Not yet?

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Clancy, the application deadline
is in two weeks.

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I know, I… [sighs]
I filmed one last night, but I deleted it,

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'cause at ends, I was a little pitchy,
and the high notes were flat. I…

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-I just need--
-Hey, listen...

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Make the tape this weekend,
get it to me by Monday.

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That's it. You got this.

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-OK.
-OK. You got this.

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-[Clancy giggles]
-Kids class. You wanna practice? Fine.

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["Do It Like This"
by Daphne Willis playing]

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Ooh!

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Ooh, you look good!

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Yeah, I didn't...
 didn't think I'd see you here.

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You look fierce. [growls]

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[approvingly] Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

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<i>♪ Here we go, c’mon ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Everybody’s gonna have</i>
<i>A really good time ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Got a crew ready to do</i>
<i>What's poppin’ tonight, yeah ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Gettin’ fancy, edge of your seat ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Groove makin’ you move</i>
<i>C'mon get on your feet ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Yeah, you know it’s the place to be ♪</i>

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<i>♪ So get next to me</i>
<i>We be feelin’ so fine ♪</i>

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<i>♪ It’s like one, two, what’s the move</i>
<i>I got two, three, follow me ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I got four, five, that’s the vibe</i>
<i>Like six, do it like this ♪</i>

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<i>-♪ Get up, right now ♪</i>
<i>-♪ Woo ♪</i>

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<i>-</i>Yeah!
<i>-</i>[toilet flushing]

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<i>♪ Like this ♪</i>

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[boy 1 chuckles] <i>Nice moves, loser.</i>

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<i>-This is so good, man.</i>
<i> -</i>[Kevin]<i> It was just a joke. </i>

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<i>-</i>[boy 1] <i>Where you going? Get back here.</i>
-[Kevin] <i>Leave me alone.</i>

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Where you going? Come on.
Give me one more move.

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I knew you were there the whole time.
It was just a joke.

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-[boy 1] Youre gonna be famous.
-Hey.

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-Everything OK here, boys?
-Yep. All good.

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[boy 2] Sure.

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Alright. Why don't you head back to lunch?

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[keypad clacking]

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[message sent swoosh]

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Not so fast, you three.
You're eighth graders.

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You think you should be
picking on younger kids?

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What are <i>you </i>gonna do about it?

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Oh... Jeez, well.

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I guess, first I would find out
who your parents are.

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Then I'd find out where they live.

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And one night,

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when you're all sound asleep,
I'd cut a small hole in their brake lines.

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So, one minute you've got brakes,
and the next,

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you're rolling right through a stop sign

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and getting smashed into little,
unrecognizable pieces by oncoming traffic.

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[school bell rings]

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Oops! You missed lunch.

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Better not be late for class.

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-[indistinct chatter]
-[boy 1] Guys, wait up!

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["Where Have All the Cowboys Gone?"
by Paula Cole playing on stereo]

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[man sings along]
♪ <i>Where is my John Wayne?</i> ♪

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<i>♪ Where is my prairie song... song? ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Where is my happy ending? ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Where have all the cowboys gone? ♪</i>

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-[indistinct chatter]
-[muffled singing]

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-Hey, Dad!
-Hey!

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Hey, guys!

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TGIF! [chuckles] How was school?

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[both] Fine.

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-Did anything interesting happen?
-[both] No.

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OK.

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Dad, you really brought
those weird finger things to school?

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Uh, no, I didn't bring these
with me to school, OK?

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[chuckles] I have a spare set in the car.

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-That's even weirder.
-Kevin, can you tell your sister

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that being a pastry chef

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requires enormous finger strength
for kneading dough?

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-Look at that muscle. [groans]
-Yeah, look at it. He's the finger ninja.

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<i>-</i>Hola. What's goin' on, Finch family?
-Hi.

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[girl] Thanks for always letting me
catch a ride, Mr. Finch.

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-[Dad] You're basically family, Mim.
-Don't be a perv! Close the door.

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-[Dad continues singing]
-[Kevin] So, Mim...

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Oh, boy.

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Well, looks like we're all here.
Let's hit it, Dad.

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I'd love to, but I can't jump the line.

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Yeah, it's just, idling like this
is super bad for the environment.

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Oh... Do you have to take a number two?

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Dad, what? No!

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No, I'm just saying.
I know you don't like going in school,

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and I remembered last year,

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when you held it in for five days,
and finally...

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[laughs nervously]

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Dad, stop! You're killing me!

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I'm killing you?
You were killing us, when you--

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Hey!

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-Mr. Finch…
-Hey, Mrs. W.

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You know what I just realized?

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Mrs. W and Mrs. Westenfeldt
have the same amount of syllables,

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so me calling you "Mrs. W"

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doesn't save any time.

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-Isn't that funny?
-Ha-ha.

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-She doesn't care.
-It's funny to me.

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Mr. Finch, Kevin gave a very interesting
oral presentation

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in social studies class today.

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Really?

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It was a project on their family history

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and Kevin had fascinating things to say
about your family.

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Oh, well--

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And how they were a troupe of traveling
Russian acrobats turned astronauts

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-NASA trained for secret space missions.
-That--

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Kevin tends to live
in his own imaginary little world,

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-which can be great…
-Yes.

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…except when it comes at the expense
of participating in real life.

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Except then.

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So... I will give him the weekend
to redo his project.

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-That seems fair.
-[Mrs. W] He can present again on Monday.

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-Hm.
-Well, I appreciate that.

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And she's gone.

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-[window rolling up]
-[sighs]

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Alright. Everybody, buckle up,
the correct way.

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-[door unlocks]
-[indistinct chatter]

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-[Kevin] Who puts ketchup on pizza?
-[Dad] OK, Kevin. [laughs]

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-Hey, hon!
-Hey, guys.

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[Dad] You should've seen me.
I was a tiger in the carpool line.

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[Mom] You are the king of carpool.

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[Dad] Guess what.
I had a chat with Mrs. W.

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-Kevin's at it again.
-Kevin, are you telling tales again?

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-How was lunch duty today?
-[Mom] You know, same as usual.

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Actually, an 8th grader got into trouble
with his phone. I had--

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Wow! An 8th grader has a phone,
and I don't.

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Mom, can we talk about this?
Please. It's time. I need a phone.

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I'm literally the only one in my grade
without one. I'm a total freak.

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Just 'cause you don't have a phone,
doesn't make you a freak.

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Mmm... It's not like
"sit with the counselor at lunch

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'cause you stink like cheese" freak, but--

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You know, in high school
we had this foreign exchange student

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who smelled like cheese.
We called him Frankie Fromage.

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-[Mom laughs]
-Ew, Dad! Mom!

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-He liked it. Frankie Fromage.
-Focus! Phone.

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Honey, we've been over this.
What do you need a phone for?

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Travis Schultz asked for her number
to invite her to his party.

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Do you know what that means?
He's a senior.

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[whispers] Senior.

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Wait, a senior? Who? What?

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-Travis who? What party?
-[Mim] Hmm?

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What? No. What party? No parties.

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-[mouths] Sorry.
-Are his parents be there?

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-Oh my God. I don't know, Mom.
-[Dad] We can call his parents.

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We should call his parents.

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-We should call everybody.
-Oh my God. Don't do that.

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Absolutely not. Do not call anybody.
That's <i>so </i>embarrassing.

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Honey, listen...

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I know you think I don't get it,
but I was 15 once too.

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I know a thing or two about parties.

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-[snorts] Really?
-Yeah.

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All you ever talk about is how you spent
every waking moment in the library.

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Yeah, well, you know,
parties came and went,

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but the library was always there for me.

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[sighs] You're about to quote
your dead poet guy.

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-"There are no strangers here, just…"
-[both] "Friends you haven't met."

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William Butler Yeats.

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Feel like if you can quote that by heart,
you <i>didn't </i>go to a lot of parties.

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No parents, no parties.

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-Come on! Nobody else's mom even cares.
-Well, I'm not everyone else's mom.

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Obviously! Everybody else's moms
have a life of their own,

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not worrying
about what their daughter is doing

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and the scary things that might happen.
[laughs] God, it's pathetic!

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-[Dad] Hey.
-Oh, so, I'm pathetic?

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Yeah. It's sad.

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You know what else is sad?
You're grounded.

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Yeah, you're grounded!

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[groans]

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[stomps feet]

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[sighs] She hates me.

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Oh, come on, honey…

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[sighs]

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[groans]

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[sighs] She's ruining my life, Mim.

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-Yeah, baby. She's cray.
-[sighs]

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She lose it when you told her
you were going to Boston for the summer?

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-You didn't ask her, did you?
-[sighs]

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-Clancy, do you even wanna go?
-Yes, of course! I…

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[sighs] I mean, I'm probably
not gonna get accepted anyway.

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The Berklee Summer Workshop
is a really prestigious music program.

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They get a ton of applicants every year
and very few get accepted.

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[Mim] Clance...

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You're the best cellist I've ever seen.

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[scoffs] OK.

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I might be the best cellist
in our tiny, little corner on Cape Cod.

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Know what I think? You're secretly glad
your mother never lets you go anywhere

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or do anything, 'cause then
you don't have to put yourself out there.

00:11:21.166 --> 00:11:22.708
Wha... That's so not true.

00:11:22.791 --> 00:11:25.500
[Mom] Mim! She's grounded. Time to go.

00:11:25.583 --> 00:11:27.458
-[Clancy sighs]
-Great.

00:11:28.583 --> 00:11:29.500
Then prove it.

00:11:30.541 --> 00:11:33.125
We are sneaking out
to Travis's party tonight.

00:11:33.208 --> 00:11:34.791
-Mi--
-[Mim] Shh! Yes. Yes.

00:11:34.875 --> 00:11:37.791
Put on your skinny jeans
and your red tank.

00:11:39.166 --> 00:11:41.458
-Love you.
-[Clancy] Love you, too.

00:11:41.875 --> 00:11:43.041
[chuckles softly]

00:11:43.125 --> 00:11:44.500
[upbeat pop music plays]

00:11:48.458 --> 00:11:50.000
-[knocking]
-[dog barks]

00:11:50.083 --> 00:11:53.000
-[Dad] Angus, stop! Angus! Calm down!
-[dog barking]

00:11:53.083 --> 00:11:54.875
[Dad] Angus, heel! [groans]

00:11:55.541 --> 00:11:56.458
[door slams]

00:11:56.541 --> 00:11:58.916
-[dog barking]
-[Dad] Sit. Heel! Heel! Heel!

00:11:59.375 --> 00:12:02.208
[yelps] Ah, he got me! Get down! Lay down!

00:12:02.583 --> 00:12:03.875
Stay! I'm the alpha!

00:12:03.958 --> 00:12:05.416
-[chuckles]
-[dog barking]

00:12:05.500 --> 00:12:08.416
[breathless] Ah... animals. [chuckles]

00:12:08.791 --> 00:12:11.041
-Hey, Lewis. What's happenin'?
-Hi.

00:12:11.125 --> 00:12:13.875
Kevin's is very excited
about tonight's sleepover.

00:12:13.958 --> 00:12:15.291
Thanks for inviting him.

00:12:15.666 --> 00:12:18.083
-Here's a bag with some of his stuff.
-Great.

00:12:18.166 --> 00:12:20.750
[woman] Including his special
nighttime underpants,

00:12:20.833 --> 00:12:23.250
which have sensors
that sound a small alarm

00:12:23.333 --> 00:12:25.125
-when they get wet.
-Ah. That's cute.

00:12:25.208 --> 00:12:28.000
Lewis has a bit of a problem with
[whispers] wetting the bed.

00:12:28.083 --> 00:12:28.916
Mom!

00:12:29.000 --> 00:12:32.041
Oh, don't worry about it, buddy.
It happens to the best of 'em.

00:12:32.125 --> 00:12:34.250
It happens to me
from time to time. [laughs]

00:12:34.333 --> 00:12:36.500
Ron! Get your prostate checked.

00:12:36.958 --> 00:12:38.250
Oh, no, I was, I was…

00:12:39.625 --> 00:12:40.833
Ye... I will. I should.

00:12:40.916 --> 00:12:43.833
-I definitely should. I will. Uh, K-Kevin!
-Uh-huh.

00:12:43.916 --> 00:12:44.750
Lewis is here!

00:12:45.208 --> 00:12:47.958
-Come down. Quickly. Like the wind, boy.
-[footsteps]

00:12:48.041 --> 00:12:49.875
[chuckles] Come on, buddy.

00:12:49.958 --> 00:12:51.583
-[dog barking]
-No.

00:12:51.666 --> 00:12:53.875
-[woman] Bye, honey! Be careful.
-[Kevin] Let's go!

00:12:53.958 --> 00:12:57.458
Those guys are like the three musketeers,
without, you know, the--

00:12:57.875 --> 00:12:59.458
I'll collect him in the morning.

00:12:59.541 --> 00:13:01.416
-Eight o'clock sharp.
-OK.

00:13:02.000 --> 00:13:02.875
[forced chuckle]

00:13:02.958 --> 00:13:04.166
He'll be fine.

00:13:04.250 --> 00:13:06.750
-[video game music playing]
-[Kevin] Ooh...

00:13:06.833 --> 00:13:08.166
Right at the video games.

00:13:08.250 --> 00:13:11.291
How about you guys
do something a bit more, uh, productive?

00:13:11.375 --> 00:13:13.708
We are! We just took over Tilted Town.

00:13:14.291 --> 00:13:16.125
I meant something a little more physical.

00:13:16.500 --> 00:13:18.416
-My guy's running.
-[Ron laughs]

00:13:18.500 --> 00:13:21.625
OK, Kevin, I think that this is
what Mrs. W was talking about.

00:13:21.708 --> 00:13:24.958
You spend way too much time
in these imaginary worlds.

00:13:25.041 --> 00:13:28.416
Why don't you go outside into
the real world and run around a bit?

00:13:28.708 --> 00:13:30.500
Oh... Here, Mr. Finch.

00:13:30.875 --> 00:13:32.958
-What's this?
-A list of my known allergens.

00:13:33.041 --> 00:13:34.666
It's laminated for protection.

00:13:34.750 --> 00:13:37.416
Mom was concerned
about your cavalier parenting style.

00:13:37.500 --> 00:13:39.250
-It means--
-I know what it means.

00:13:39.750 --> 00:13:43.250
OK. I'll make it simple. How about this?
Who wants pizza for dinner?

00:13:43.333 --> 00:13:44.208
Me!

00:13:44.291 --> 00:13:47.666
-I'm not allowed half-processed cheeses.
-Well, Lewis, it'll be our little secret.

00:13:47.750 --> 00:13:50.875
-I'm not allowed to have secrets.
-Oh, it's gonna be a long night.

00:13:51.583 --> 00:13:54.875
Honey, I mean, almond milk, soy milk...

00:13:54.958 --> 00:13:57.541
Can we just get regular milk for once?

00:13:58.208 --> 00:14:00.916
You can't just squeeze something
and call it milk.

00:14:01.000 --> 00:14:03.166
-That's just nut water.
-[toilet flushing in video]

00:14:03.250 --> 00:14:05.750
You like nut wa-- What? Wait a minute.

00:14:05.833 --> 00:14:07.083
[Kevin]<i> It was a joke.</i>

00:14:07.166 --> 00:14:08.750
H-honey, honey, I-I gotta go.

00:14:08.833 --> 00:14:10.208
<i>Everything OK here, boys?</i>

00:14:10.583 --> 00:14:14.291
[silly music playing]

00:14:14.666 --> 00:14:16.250
Oh, crap!

00:14:16.666 --> 00:14:17.541
[doorbell rings]

00:14:17.625 --> 00:14:20.166
-[dog barking]
-Hey! No! Angus, no! Angus! Angus!

00:14:20.250 --> 00:14:22.125
-Whoa!
-No! Stop! No!

00:14:22.208 --> 00:14:25.333
[pizza guy] Here you go, bud.
I happen to have a dog treat for ya.

00:14:25.416 --> 00:14:28.250
Gotta be prepared for anything
in this line of work, man.

00:14:28.333 --> 00:14:30.458
That was impressive. [laughs]

00:14:31.000 --> 00:14:33.875
-What do I owe ya?
-Uh, it's gonna be 18.45.

00:14:33.958 --> 00:14:36.625
Forty-five. You got it. I have… Oh...

00:14:37.333 --> 00:14:40.791
-I only have a twenty. That's a bad tip.
-Oh, don't sweat it.

00:14:40.875 --> 00:14:43.208
No, no, no, I don't wanna be that guy.

00:14:43.291 --> 00:14:45.500
Take that, but don't go.
Hold on. Take this.

00:14:45.583 --> 00:14:48.333
I own the bakery on Wyndhurst.
Stop by, OK?

00:14:48.416 --> 00:14:50.375
-Anything you want, on the house.
-OK.

00:14:50.500 --> 00:14:52.625
-Cool. Thank you, man.
-[Ron chuckles] Cool, man.

00:14:52.708 --> 00:14:53.666
Nice guy.

00:14:56.625 --> 00:14:57.791
[sighs]

00:14:57.875 --> 00:14:59.041
[phone beeps]

00:14:59.458 --> 00:15:02.625
[bass guitar strumming]

00:15:07.250 --> 00:15:08.750
[in British accent] It's her.

00:15:09.708 --> 00:15:11.791
-[snoring]
-[engine starts]

00:15:14.666 --> 00:15:18.083
Wow! You guys picked
the perfect night for a campout.

00:15:18.166 --> 00:15:20.000
[chuckles] This is gonna be so cool.

00:15:20.083 --> 00:15:23.541
-I don't get why we're being punished.
-Kev, you're not being punished.

00:15:23.625 --> 00:15:25.666
-It's fun. It's an adventure.
-Uh, Mr. Finch.

00:15:25.750 --> 00:15:29.166
I'm not allowed to play in unfamiliar
frontier settings unsupervised.

00:15:29.250 --> 00:15:31.750
Good news, it's not a frontier.
You're in our backyard.

00:15:31.833 --> 00:15:34.000
There's a fence.
You're gonna be perfectly safe.

00:15:34.083 --> 00:15:36.000
Come on, guys. Inside.

00:15:36.833 --> 00:15:38.125
There you go. You got it.

00:15:40.708 --> 00:15:43.333
Look at this tent.
We haven't used this tent in ages.

00:15:43.750 --> 00:15:46.708
Yeah, because it sucks!
There are bugs everywhere.

00:15:46.791 --> 00:15:50.375
-That thing's cocooning!
-There are not bugs everywhere! Ju... Oh!

00:15:56.625 --> 00:15:57.583
[Ron blowing]

00:15:58.000 --> 00:16:01.458
There he goes...
just back to his little spot, see?

00:16:01.541 --> 00:16:04.125
Do me a favor.
Sleep with your mouths closed, OK?

00:16:04.208 --> 00:16:07.375
Anyway, have a good time, guys!
This is fun! Camping out!

00:16:08.083 --> 00:16:10.083
[suspenseful, exciting music plays]

00:16:27.458 --> 00:16:28.291
What now?

00:16:29.791 --> 00:16:32.166
-We could tell scary stories.
-OK.

00:16:33.500 --> 00:16:34.750
That sounds cool.

00:16:36.250 --> 00:16:37.333
You go first.

00:16:37.416 --> 00:16:38.833
-[crunching]
-[bird squawks]

00:16:39.208 --> 00:16:40.041
What was that?

00:16:41.250 --> 00:16:42.750
Air? Wolf?

00:16:42.833 --> 00:16:43.916
-[crunching]
-Badger?

00:16:44.333 --> 00:16:46.333
-Probably not a badger.
-Alien?

00:16:47.208 --> 00:16:48.875
With hooks for hands?

00:16:49.375 --> 00:16:50.708
[both scream]

00:16:51.083 --> 00:16:53.250
-[Mim laughs] My God!
-[Kevin] Jeez, Mim.

00:16:53.333 --> 00:16:56.166
-[both panting]
-[Mim] Oh, you guys should see your faces.

00:16:56.250 --> 00:16:58.125
What are you little turds doin' out here?

00:16:58.208 --> 00:17:00.875
-S-sleeping in the tent.
-Duh. Why?

00:17:00.958 --> 00:17:03.458
My dad thinks it's good for us,
or something.

00:17:03.541 --> 00:17:05.040
[scoffs] Parents are so weird.

00:17:05.125 --> 00:17:07.165
[chuckles softly] What are you doing?

00:17:07.250 --> 00:17:10.040
Sneaking out, obviously. Cute jammies.

00:17:24.333 --> 00:17:26.165
[metal squeaking]

00:17:27.915 --> 00:17:30.083
-Busted!
-[sheepish giggle]

00:17:30.166 --> 00:17:33.666
-Sorry, I was just, uh--
-Oh... I know what you were doing.

00:17:35.500 --> 00:17:37.333
You were trying to sneak one of these.

00:17:37.666 --> 00:17:40.416
-Yes. [chuckles]
-Yes! I know.

00:17:40.625 --> 00:17:41.458
Every time

00:17:41.541 --> 00:17:45.333
I bake a new tester recipe, there's always
one or two missing in the morning.

00:17:45.416 --> 00:17:48.375
I always thought it was Kevin,
but now I know, it's my daughter.

00:17:48.458 --> 00:17:50.875
[chuckles] Guilty.

00:17:51.125 --> 00:17:52.958
OK... [smacks lips]

00:17:53.041 --> 00:17:55.166
Brown sugar, banana,
with avocado frosting.

00:17:55.250 --> 00:17:56.625
Gettin' crazy, Dad.

00:17:56.708 --> 00:17:59.208
A little wild, but tell me what you think.

00:18:02.083 --> 00:18:04.250
You were a little hard on Mom tonight.

00:18:05.666 --> 00:18:06.958
She was hard on me.

00:18:07.458 --> 00:18:09.250
She grounded me for no reason.

00:18:09.333 --> 00:18:12.166
Well, she had her reasons.
You can't talk to Mom like that.

00:18:13.000 --> 00:18:15.333
You know, you two are more alike
than you know.

00:18:15.875 --> 00:18:17.291
[Clancy chuckles softly]

00:18:17.708 --> 00:18:18.541
OK.

00:18:19.333 --> 00:18:22.458
Alright, enough with the lecture.
What do you think? [sighs]

00:18:23.000 --> 00:18:26.000
-It's actually really good.
-Good! I picked the right profession.

00:18:26.083 --> 00:18:27.708
-[laughs] Yeah.
-[Ron laughs]

00:18:27.791 --> 00:18:29.541
Alright. Well, you finish that one.

00:18:29.625 --> 00:18:31.791
-Do not touch any of the other ones.
-OK.

00:18:32.208 --> 00:18:34.583
-If Kevin asks, you were never here.
-[chuckles]

00:18:34.666 --> 00:18:36.458
-Alright. Don't stay up too late.
-OK.

00:18:36.541 --> 00:18:38.416
-Alright. I love you.
-Love you, too.

00:18:38.500 --> 00:18:40.958
[footsteps moving away]

00:18:41.041 --> 00:18:45.208
[suspenseful music playing]

00:18:51.583 --> 00:18:53.833
So... where you sneakin' out to?

00:18:53.916 --> 00:18:57.833
You sneakin' out to meet a guy? Dude? Man?

00:18:57.916 --> 00:19:00.875
Don't tell him anything.
He's just gonna tell on us.

00:19:00.958 --> 00:19:03.000
-He's a total tattletale.
-I am not!

00:19:03.083 --> 00:19:05.208
And we sneak out all the time, right?

00:19:06.625 --> 00:19:07.708
You do not sneak out.

00:19:07.791 --> 00:19:11.625
-You're too afraid of the dark.
-[mouth full] No, we love the dark. Right?

00:19:11.708 --> 00:19:14.458
Says the boy with the Captain America
night-light in his room.

00:19:14.541 --> 00:19:17.333
Hey, it's not a night-light,
it's an area illuminator,

00:19:17.416 --> 00:19:20.250
in case I have to pee
or get a drink in the middle of the night.

00:19:20.333 --> 00:19:22.500
[Clancy] He makes crap up. He's a liar.

00:19:22.916 --> 00:19:24.625
[Kevin] I'm telling Mom
you called me a liar.

00:19:24.708 --> 00:19:26.000
I have to use the restroom.

00:19:26.083 --> 00:19:27.958
-Don't look at the Gatorade.
-[girls] Oh!

00:19:28.041 --> 00:19:29.958
[Lewis] You got this. You're a big boy!

00:19:30.041 --> 00:19:30.875
[door sliding]

00:19:35.958 --> 00:19:38.333
-[car approaching]
-[mysterious music plays]

00:19:57.000 --> 00:19:58.791
-Dog?
-Neutralized.

00:20:00.166 --> 00:20:01.166
[lock clicks]

00:20:09.250 --> 00:20:10.083
[sighs]

00:20:11.875 --> 00:20:12.708
Come on, Lewis.

00:20:13.458 --> 00:20:16.333
You've had nothing to drink since noon.
Yesterday.

00:20:16.416 --> 00:20:17.708
You got this, man!

00:20:18.458 --> 00:20:20.166
[whispers] OK, here we go.

00:20:21.833 --> 00:20:22.666
[sighs]

00:20:26.666 --> 00:20:27.583
Hey, Clancy?

00:20:27.958 --> 00:20:31.000
[menacing music playing]

00:20:31.083 --> 00:20:32.458
Like mother, like daughter.

00:20:35.250 --> 00:20:36.083
[gasps]

00:20:37.458 --> 00:20:38.583
[panting]

00:20:39.000 --> 00:20:40.458
[man grunts]

00:20:41.625 --> 00:20:42.625
[Mom grunts]

00:20:45.083 --> 00:20:47.250
[door creaks]

00:20:48.541 --> 00:20:50.583
-[Mom grunts]
-[man groans]

00:20:53.000 --> 00:20:54.208
-[grunts]
-[clatter]

00:20:55.333 --> 00:20:57.125
[both panting]

00:20:57.208 --> 00:20:59.041
Are you gonna kill me with carbs?

00:20:59.500 --> 00:21:00.541
-[groans]
-[smashes]

00:21:00.625 --> 00:21:02.125
[man growls and laughs]

00:21:03.458 --> 00:21:05.666
-Should have brought backup.
-[woman] He did.

00:21:10.958 --> 00:21:12.625
Hey. Is this about the tip?

00:21:12.708 --> 00:21:14.208
Hello again, Mathilde.

00:21:15.083 --> 00:21:16.791
Mathilde? No, that's Margot.

00:21:16.875 --> 00:21:18.583
Oh! OK. I understand.

00:21:18.666 --> 00:21:22.666
So, apparently this is...
[sighs] a huge misunderstanding.

00:21:22.750 --> 00:21:24.875
I see you've met my friend Baxter.

00:21:24.958 --> 00:21:28.250
Jean-Paul asked us to swing by,
get the old band back together.

00:21:28.333 --> 00:21:31.500
-No, thanks. [sighs]
-Honey, you know these two?

00:21:31.583 --> 00:21:34.958
The crown of Durámuran, it's here.

00:21:35.041 --> 00:21:37.875
Looks like you'll get
one more shot at it after all.

00:21:38.541 --> 00:21:41.416
I really think that you guys
are in the wrong place.

00:21:41.500 --> 00:21:44.541
You're talking about crowns.
The Neidmeyers live two houses down.

00:21:44.625 --> 00:21:46.583
He's a dentist,
does lot of crown work, so--

00:21:46.916 --> 00:21:48.000
I'm not interested.

00:21:48.416 --> 00:21:50.875
Oh, that's a shame. We need both of you.

00:21:53.208 --> 00:21:54.041
Both?

00:21:54.125 --> 00:21:55.041
[together] Both.

00:21:56.125 --> 00:21:58.291
-Are you guys talking about me too?
-[both] No.

00:21:58.375 --> 00:22:00.208
Oh, well, you said both, so that's--

00:22:00.291 --> 00:22:02.500
-Time's up. Are you in or dead?
-OK!

00:22:02.583 --> 00:22:06.666
No! No. That is not the saying.
It's not "in or dead," it's "in or out."

00:22:06.750 --> 00:22:07.583
It's "in or out."

00:22:07.666 --> 00:22:10.958
I would like to speak for my wife,
and we're gonna respectfully say

00:22:11.375 --> 00:22:12.833
w-w-we are out.

00:22:12.916 --> 00:22:14.541
-[panting]
-I'm in.

00:22:17.166 --> 00:22:19.666
-[sighs]
-[Ron] W-What? Honey…

00:22:20.833 --> 00:22:22.458
-Honey, wh--
-Good night.

00:22:22.666 --> 00:22:24.000
-[Ron] Margot!
-[gasps]

00:22:24.083 --> 00:22:26.541
-Relax! It's just a mild sedative.
-[Ron] Margot.

00:22:26.625 --> 00:22:28.666
Your wife is a dangerous woman, Mr. Finch.

00:22:28.750 --> 00:22:30.333
At least, she used to be.

00:22:30.416 --> 00:22:31.666
-[chuckles]
-[Ron] Margot!

00:22:31.750 --> 00:22:33.875
[woman] Stuff 'em in the car.
Let's get going.

00:22:36.208 --> 00:22:38.875
[panting]

00:22:40.000 --> 00:22:41.125
Guys! Guys! Guys!

00:22:41.750 --> 00:22:43.625
Guys! Guys! Guys!

00:22:43.708 --> 00:22:45.708
Hey, you're gonna wake up my parents!

00:22:45.958 --> 00:22:48.375
No, they're gone!
Ninjas just stole your parents.

00:22:52.000 --> 00:22:53.416
[panting]

00:22:53.500 --> 00:22:56.375
S-See? I never lie.
I was telling the truth!

00:22:56.458 --> 00:22:58.666
-[panting]
-Oh, my God.

00:22:58.750 --> 00:23:01.458
-[shouts] Mom?
-[Mim] Why would they take your parents?

00:23:01.541 --> 00:23:04.000
No offense, your dad owns a bakery,
your mom's a housewife.

00:23:04.083 --> 00:23:06.916
-It's not thrilling.
-I don't think your mom's really your mom.

00:23:07.000 --> 00:23:10.708
I think she was, like, the head ninja,
and she was a very dangerous woman,

00:23:10.791 --> 00:23:13.166
and they kept calling her... Mathilde.

00:23:13.958 --> 00:23:14.791
What?

00:23:14.958 --> 00:23:16.625
Mom has another name than "Mom"?

00:23:16.708 --> 00:23:19.291
No! Mom doesn't have another name, OK?
She's not a ninja.

00:23:19.375 --> 00:23:21.708
She won't go in the basement,
she's afraid of crickets.

00:23:21.791 --> 00:23:23.250
[car approaching]

00:23:23.708 --> 00:23:24.916
-They're back!
-Oh my God.

00:23:25.000 --> 00:23:27.333
-Who's <i>they? </i>What?
-[Mim mumbles] Shh!

00:23:42.958 --> 00:23:44.791
[man] Oh my gosh.

00:23:48.791 --> 00:23:50.833
[door lock clanking]

00:23:53.916 --> 00:23:55.375
Hello?

00:23:57.000 --> 00:23:58.958
Anybody here?

00:24:00.541 --> 00:24:02.458
Ooh, hey!

00:24:02.541 --> 00:24:05.166
Kevin! I'm not here to hurt you, buddy.

00:24:05.250 --> 00:24:07.958
I'm-I'm a friend of your mom's.
Remember me? Henry?

00:24:08.291 --> 00:24:09.166
Hmm?

00:24:10.750 --> 00:24:14.166
OK. That is… a really cool sword.

00:24:14.250 --> 00:24:16.041
Yeah. It's a pirate sword.

00:24:16.125 --> 00:24:17.000
Uh-huh.

00:24:17.500 --> 00:24:20.458
-Don't make me use it!
-[Henry] Oh, OK. [laughs] Whoa.

00:24:21.208 --> 00:24:23.583
Kevin, you are really brave,

00:24:23.666 --> 00:24:26.916
but, I mean, we both know
that's not a real sword, right?

00:24:27.291 --> 00:24:28.500
-[yells]
-[Henry grunts]

00:24:28.958 --> 00:24:30.666
[girls screaming]

00:24:30.750 --> 00:24:32.208
-[Lewis] Hee-yah!
-[Henry] Ow!

00:24:36.458 --> 00:24:38.333
He looks way too fat to be a ninja.

00:24:38.958 --> 00:24:40.250
You know, I can hear you.

00:24:40.333 --> 00:24:43.041
These things keep your ears warm,
but don't keep the sound out.

00:24:43.791 --> 00:24:46.000
-Where are our parents?
-[Henry] OK, listen.

00:24:46.083 --> 00:24:49.125
Kids, this is gonna sound confusing

00:24:49.208 --> 00:24:50.875
and a little scary.

00:24:51.500 --> 00:24:54.000
My name is Henry Gibbs
and I'm a U.S. Marshal.

00:24:54.083 --> 00:24:57.916
I work for the division of WITSEC.
You might know that as Witness Protection.

00:24:58.000 --> 00:25:00.916
About 15 years ago,
your mom entered the program.

00:25:02.541 --> 00:25:03.583
[Kevin] Wait.

00:25:03.666 --> 00:25:06.541
You mean to tell me
our mom's in witness protection?

00:25:07.000 --> 00:25:10.041
-Like what they do with mob guys?
-I'm not allowed to get involved

00:25:10.125 --> 00:25:13.291
-with criminal activity.
-Kids, look, a long time ago,

00:25:13.375 --> 00:25:17.041
your mom got into some bad things
with some very dangerous people:

00:25:17.125 --> 00:25:18.541
the Pescatrici Syndicate.

00:25:18.958 --> 00:25:20.166
They were going to jail,

00:25:20.250 --> 00:25:23.208
and we convinced them to rat out
a very big crime boss.

00:25:23.291 --> 00:25:25.708
After that,
we had to get them new identities.

00:25:25.791 --> 00:25:27.666
It was my job to protect your mom.

00:25:28.166 --> 00:25:31.875
Our mom had a whole different life?
What's her real name?

00:25:31.958 --> 00:25:34.041
Well, I mean, that's classified informa--

00:25:34.125 --> 00:25:39.958
Mathilde Tremblay.
Born November 7th, 1976, Ontario, Canada.

00:25:40.791 --> 00:25:42.875
-[Clancy scoffs]
-We're Canadian?

00:25:42.958 --> 00:25:45.333
Wait, is that my phone?
How did you get my passcode?

00:25:45.833 --> 00:25:47.916
What? The first four digits
of your badge number?

00:25:48.000 --> 00:25:50.916
-Yeah, that was tough to crack.
-OK. Don't like her.

00:25:51.000 --> 00:25:52.083
Alright, listen.

00:25:52.166 --> 00:25:56.375
A video of Kevin dancing,
with his mom in it, got on the internet.

00:25:56.458 --> 00:25:58.708
It went viral.
It got, like, a million hits.

00:25:58.791 --> 00:26:01.166
The bad guys must have seen it
and tracked her down.

00:26:01.250 --> 00:26:02.416
A video of me...

00:26:03.583 --> 00:26:06.541
Oh, no. Um, that...
No, that didn't happen.

00:26:06.625 --> 00:26:10.333
-[Clancy] Nice job, Kevin.
-Fiancé: Leo Beauchamp.

00:26:10.416 --> 00:26:13.583
Born May 11th, 1974.

00:26:13.708 --> 00:26:16.916
-Whoa, check out this hottie.
-What? She had a fiancé?

00:26:17.000 --> 00:26:19.416
-[Kevin] He is pretty cute.
-[Clancy] He's a musician?

00:26:19.500 --> 00:26:22.875
-How long ago were they engaged?
-This was so long ago.

00:26:22.958 --> 00:26:25.250
It's before you guys were even born.

00:26:25.333 --> 00:26:29.708
Kids, your mom is a completely
different person than what she was.

00:26:29.791 --> 00:26:33.625
Tss! Yeah, no kidding.
She was some Canadian named Mathilde!

00:26:33.708 --> 00:26:35.208
What bad things did she do?

00:26:35.791 --> 00:26:36.750
[Henry sighs]

00:26:36.833 --> 00:26:39.708
She stole things. Very expensive things.

00:26:39.791 --> 00:26:43.958
I knew it! She always takes
the free samples at the grocery store.

00:26:44.041 --> 00:26:47.416
Not just one.
I'm talking entire handfuls, OK?

00:26:47.500 --> 00:26:50.750
They said they were "getting the band
back together." She said she was in.

00:26:50.833 --> 00:26:53.666
[Henry] Uh, no, no. Hey, hey, stop it.

00:26:53.750 --> 00:26:55.666
We're jumping to conclusions.

00:26:55.750 --> 00:26:56.583
Y-Your mom--

00:26:56.666 --> 00:26:59.500
Mom? Whose mom? Is she even our real mom?

00:26:59.583 --> 00:27:01.000
Is anything real?

00:27:01.083 --> 00:27:03.875
-My whole life has been a lie!
-Oh, Kevin…

00:27:03.958 --> 00:27:05.791
Is that even my real name?

00:27:05.875 --> 00:27:07.541
Of course it's your real name.

00:27:07.625 --> 00:27:11.416
[Kevin] I hate hockey and Canadian bacon.
It's just ham.

00:27:11.500 --> 00:27:14.000
I said some really,
really mean stuff to her today.

00:27:14.416 --> 00:27:15.541
I called her pathetic.

00:27:15.625 --> 00:27:18.458
-[Kevin] ...video off the internet?
-[Henry] Yeah, it was adorable.

00:27:18.541 --> 00:27:20.208
[Kevin] No, that didn't happen.

00:27:20.291 --> 00:27:23.416
Wait. This is Mom's necklace.
She wears this every day.

00:27:23.500 --> 00:27:25.583
-She never takes it off.
-Yea, she never does.

00:27:25.666 --> 00:27:26.750
Whoa, look at this.

00:27:26.833 --> 00:27:28.625
Ooh, she left a message!

00:27:28.708 --> 00:27:31.375
-[Clancy] What?
-[Mim] Yes, what is this? Uh, Ang...

00:27:31.458 --> 00:27:33.208
-Am... Anger...
-[Clancy] Ak... An...

00:27:33.291 --> 00:27:34.875
Oh, Angus! Angus!

00:27:34.958 --> 00:27:36.041
Who's Angus?

00:27:36.125 --> 00:27:37.125
Who's Angus?

00:27:37.791 --> 00:27:39.500
-Your dog. Oh my God.
-Yes. OK.

00:27:42.791 --> 00:27:44.125
Hey, Angus.

00:27:44.833 --> 00:27:45.666
Angus!

00:27:46.708 --> 00:27:48.541
[shouts] What do you need to tell us?

00:27:48.625 --> 00:27:51.250
-[dog breathing softly]
-Hello? Anybody home?

00:27:52.041 --> 00:27:53.250
Ah, it's no use.

00:27:53.875 --> 00:27:56.291
-What's wrong with him?
-I don't know. He's out cold.

00:27:56.375 --> 00:27:57.583
Dude, he's drugged.

00:27:57.666 --> 00:28:00.666
Take off his collar
so he's more comfortable. Poor baby.

00:28:04.166 --> 00:28:05.000
Wait.

00:28:06.500 --> 00:28:08.791
One, nine, nine, Fayette Street.

00:28:08.875 --> 00:28:10.416
That's not our address.

00:28:12.000 --> 00:28:13.000
Wait a second.

00:28:13.833 --> 00:28:16.916
Look! The symbols match.
That has to mean something, right?

00:28:17.000 --> 00:28:19.041
What would that mean?
Who's at that address?

00:28:19.125 --> 00:28:21.875
I don't know. Uh, maybe Mom's trying
to tell us something?

00:28:21.958 --> 00:28:23.916
-We should go!
-Children, listen.

00:28:24.000 --> 00:28:25.958
-Whatever you're trying to do right now--
-No!

00:28:27.250 --> 00:28:29.625
Guys, whatever's at this address
could help us find them.

00:28:30.125 --> 00:28:31.500
We can fix this.

00:28:32.000 --> 00:28:35.166
-Let's go get Mom and Dad back.
-[Henry] Uh, no way!

00:28:35.250 --> 00:28:36.666
Those are dangerous people.

00:28:36.750 --> 00:28:38.625
You need to leave this to the adults

00:28:38.708 --> 00:28:41.375
and trained professionals such as myself.

00:28:41.458 --> 00:28:44.166
Baby, you're tied to a chair
with Christmas lights.

00:28:44.250 --> 00:28:47.958
Hey! You kids can't just leave me here.
[sighs] Oh... Oh, see?

00:28:48.541 --> 00:28:51.250
You know what? I may have misjudged you.

00:28:51.333 --> 00:28:54.166
-If you could just ke--
-[Christmas jingle playing]

00:28:56.958 --> 00:28:59.250
Oh, she is the worst.

00:29:01.833 --> 00:29:03.250
-[door closes]
-[sighs]

00:29:05.958 --> 00:29:07.833
-[driver] Miriam?
-Yeah, that's me.

00:29:10.583 --> 00:29:11.458
It's night.

00:29:11.541 --> 00:29:13.291
-Your parents know you're out?
-Yes!

00:29:13.375 --> 00:29:15.375
-Of course.
-They joined a gang of ninjas.

00:29:15.458 --> 00:29:16.875
-Shh!
-Is this weird?

00:29:16.958 --> 00:29:19.375
-Will I get in trouble?
-No, dude. Seriously?

00:29:19.458 --> 00:29:22.541
You're making it weird.
You want me to give you the one star?

00:29:22.625 --> 00:29:23.958
-I'll do it.
-She'll do it.

00:29:27.041 --> 00:29:28.041
[doors unlock]

00:29:34.250 --> 00:29:35.541
Lewis, come on, man.

00:29:35.625 --> 00:29:38.291
This is our chance
to be heroes in the real world.

00:29:38.375 --> 00:29:41.291
Not some imaginary world
everyone says we live in.

00:29:41.791 --> 00:29:43.666
Come on. Let's go save my parents.

00:29:46.750 --> 00:29:47.750
OK.

00:29:49.708 --> 00:29:52.250
-[Mim] Boys, let's go.
-[Kevin] Get in the car.

00:29:55.083 --> 00:29:55.916
Buckle up.

00:29:57.000 --> 00:29:59.208
-[Baxter] Go.
-[Ron] OK. Alright.

00:30:00.125 --> 00:30:02.583
Witness protection.
I can't believe you didn't tell me.

00:30:02.666 --> 00:30:04.666
Honey, that's the point
of witness protection.

00:30:04.750 --> 00:30:06.333
-You can't tell anyone.
-So, what?

00:30:06.416 --> 00:30:10.416
You were loosely associated with bad guys
who were involved in criminal activity?

00:30:11.000 --> 00:30:12.250
Sure, we'll go with that.

00:30:12.750 --> 00:30:14.583
So you're not really from Nebraska?

00:30:15.083 --> 00:30:17.083
-Yes.
-Yes, you're from Nebraska.

00:30:17.166 --> 00:30:18.875
OK, well, at least that's true.

00:30:18.958 --> 00:30:21.875
No. I mean, yes, I'm not from Nebraska.

00:30:21.958 --> 00:30:24.000
What about your Cornhuskers T-shirt?

00:30:24.083 --> 00:30:25.125
They gave it to me.

00:30:25.208 --> 00:30:28.208
-I'm sorry, I couldn't tell you.
-[Ron] Is our marriage a lie?

00:30:28.291 --> 00:30:29.625
No. I know this is traumatic.

00:30:29.708 --> 00:30:32.291
Yeah! We're being held at gunpoint!
We've been kidnapped!

00:30:32.375 --> 00:30:34.416
-Shut up before I kill you both.
-Shutting up.

00:30:34.500 --> 00:30:35.375
[dog barks]

00:30:39.583 --> 00:30:40.541
[Margot] Angus?

00:30:41.791 --> 00:30:44.083
Angus! Hi, buddy.

00:30:44.166 --> 00:30:45.250
[dog barking]

00:30:45.333 --> 00:30:47.125
Oh, you got old.

00:30:48.333 --> 00:30:49.416
Who's there?

00:30:52.166 --> 00:30:53.083
Mathilde.

00:30:55.208 --> 00:30:56.583
-Leo.
-Who's that?

00:30:57.833 --> 00:30:59.875
-Her fiancé.
-Her <i>what?</i>

00:31:09.375 --> 00:31:10.500
Oh, that's great.

00:31:11.041 --> 00:31:12.250
That's… that's great.

00:31:13.000 --> 00:31:13.875
[sighs]

00:31:14.958 --> 00:31:17.291
-What are you doing here?
-[softly] I don't...

00:31:19.041 --> 00:31:19.875
I'm sorry.

00:31:20.750 --> 00:31:21.625
For what?

00:31:22.250 --> 00:31:23.291
[woman] For this!

00:31:26.833 --> 00:31:27.708
[sighs]

00:31:29.041 --> 00:31:30.500
What is happening?

00:31:30.583 --> 00:31:32.500
[upbeat music playing]

00:31:32.583 --> 00:31:33.916
[driver] This is it, kids.

00:31:35.041 --> 00:31:37.166
[Clancy] Great. Creepy storage unit place.

00:31:37.250 --> 00:31:40.833
-[Mim] It's cute. It's great.
-[Clancy] This night keeps getting better.

00:31:40.916 --> 00:31:43.666
[Lewis] I'm not allowed
to break into private property.

00:31:43.750 --> 00:31:46.541
-[Clancy] Your choice, Lewis.
-[Mim] Nobody's allowed to trespass.

00:31:46.625 --> 00:31:47.625
[Kevin grunting]

00:31:47.708 --> 00:31:50.375
[sighs] Thanks, team.
We got this. Thanks, guys.

00:31:51.666 --> 00:31:52.666
Wait for me.

00:31:56.000 --> 00:31:58.916
[Ron] OK, wait!
I wanna make sure I get this straight.

00:31:59.000 --> 00:32:01.041
You got the same exact kind of dog,

00:32:01.125 --> 00:32:03.125
and then gave it the same exact name.

00:32:03.208 --> 00:32:05.458
Know what I wanted to name it?
Indiana Bones.

00:32:05.541 --> 00:32:08.250
But you insisted on Angus
and now I know why.

00:32:08.333 --> 00:32:11.583
I wasn't allowed to bring him
into the program and I missed him.

00:32:11.916 --> 00:32:15.291
There's a midnight gala tonight
in the Grand Concert Hall.

00:32:16.583 --> 00:32:18.625
The royal crown of Durámuran.

00:32:19.291 --> 00:32:21.833
The crown will be on the head
of the Queen of Moldana.

00:32:21.916 --> 00:32:24.875
-The King and the Queen--
-Sorry, don't mean to interrupt, ma'am.

00:32:25.458 --> 00:32:28.833
Honey, is there a second set of children
who look exactly like ours

00:32:28.916 --> 00:32:30.333
that I should know about?

00:32:30.416 --> 00:32:31.750
[Leo] Wait. You have kids?

00:32:33.541 --> 00:32:35.125
-Course you do.
-Yeah.

00:32:35.208 --> 00:32:37.125
[sighs] Oh, man. [smacks lips]

00:32:37.750 --> 00:32:40.625
I mean, when we both
went into the program, I just…

00:32:40.708 --> 00:32:43.750
I guess I just never found…
the right person.

00:32:43.833 --> 00:32:47.125
[Ron laughing]

00:32:47.208 --> 00:32:49.333
You know what else you didn't find, Leo?

00:32:49.416 --> 00:32:52.333
Your sleeves.
You couldn't find your sleeves.

00:32:52.416 --> 00:32:54.583
-It's cold out! What's he trying to prove?
-Ron!

00:32:54.666 --> 00:32:56.958
You know what?
The answer is no. We won't do it.

00:32:57.041 --> 00:32:59.041
-Then, we have no use for you.
-[gun cocks]

00:32:59.125 --> 00:33:01.250
-[Ron] Nah.
-No, no. Wait, wait.

00:33:01.333 --> 00:33:02.458
If we steal this,

00:33:02.541 --> 00:33:03.708
that's it.

00:33:03.791 --> 00:33:05.208
We're done. We're even.

00:33:06.125 --> 00:33:07.750
You leave my family alone.

00:33:08.125 --> 00:33:11.708
We pull this off,
we never have to work again.

00:33:11.791 --> 00:33:14.500
We'll disappear.
Those kids will be safe and sound.

00:33:14.583 --> 00:33:16.833
No... it's too dangerous.

00:33:16.916 --> 00:33:18.041
God, he's so big!

00:33:18.125 --> 00:33:21.000
You heard what they said.
If we commit another crime in the program,

00:33:21.083 --> 00:33:22.708
we go to jail for a long time.

00:33:23.541 --> 00:33:25.666
There's no second chance for us this time.

00:33:26.833 --> 00:33:28.541
Well then, we just won't get caught.

00:33:30.541 --> 00:33:32.666
[Kevin] Oh, this is unit seven.

00:33:32.750 --> 00:33:36.041
[sighs] But it's locked. Of course.

00:33:36.458 --> 00:33:38.166
And we don't have the combination.

00:33:38.250 --> 00:33:41.333
I mean... [sighs]
I use my birthday for my locker.

00:33:41.416 --> 00:33:42.625
Try my birthday.

00:33:43.000 --> 00:33:44.416
My birthday is March 20th.

00:33:47.041 --> 00:33:50.375
[lock clicking]

00:33:50.791 --> 00:33:51.791
[lock unlocks]

00:33:54.333 --> 00:33:55.250
My birthday.

00:33:55.541 --> 00:33:56.375
Huh!

00:34:02.833 --> 00:34:03.875
It's dark in there.

00:34:14.500 --> 00:34:15.333
[loud crash]

00:34:16.208 --> 00:34:17.458
[light switch clicks]

00:34:27.916 --> 00:34:29.625
This is a bit of a letdown.

00:34:30.541 --> 00:34:32.416
It's just Nana and Grampy's old crap.

00:34:33.416 --> 00:34:34.916
There's nothing cool here.

00:34:35.875 --> 00:34:38.958
[Mim] I don't know, babe.
There's just a lot of chairs in here.

00:34:39.041 --> 00:34:40.125
[Kevin sighs]

00:34:40.958 --> 00:34:42.583
[Clancy] We won't find anything.

00:34:42.666 --> 00:34:45.291
[Mim] There's at least four chairs
in this corner.

00:34:45.791 --> 00:34:48.833
I'm just really put off
by the amount of chairs in front of us.

00:34:48.916 --> 00:34:50.583
[automated voice] <i>DNA recognized.</i>

00:34:50.666 --> 00:34:53.791
[siren blaring]

00:34:53.875 --> 00:34:55.375
Kevin, what did you do?

00:34:55.791 --> 00:34:57.750
Nothing! That was already there.

00:34:58.125 --> 00:35:00.583
[mechanism clanking]

00:35:01.708 --> 00:35:04.833
[Kevin screaming]

00:35:04.916 --> 00:35:05.958
[Clancy] Uh...

00:35:08.541 --> 00:35:12.166
[upbeat electronic music playing]

00:35:17.666 --> 00:35:18.541
[Mim] Um...

00:35:20.041 --> 00:35:21.041
What?

00:35:22.666 --> 00:35:23.916
-Kevin?
-Kevin?

00:35:24.000 --> 00:35:25.833
-Kev?
-[mechanism clanking]

00:35:27.625 --> 00:35:28.458
Kevin?

00:35:31.166 --> 00:35:32.291
Oh, yeah.

00:35:33.041 --> 00:35:36.750
I don't think your mom was just
a regular smash-and-grab thief.

00:35:37.166 --> 00:35:40.333
-[softly] Yeah.
-I saw this bad boy on <i>Forza Horizon!</i>

00:35:40.416 --> 00:35:42.458
-What?
-[Kevin] Like the rarest car ever!

00:35:42.541 --> 00:35:44.916
Can't believe Nana and Grampy
have one of these!

00:35:45.000 --> 00:35:46.583
[squeaking]

00:35:47.916 --> 00:35:48.750
Whoa!

00:35:48.833 --> 00:35:51.583
Dude there's, like,
a lot of handcuffs in here.

00:35:52.583 --> 00:35:54.916
OK, OK. [gasps]

00:35:55.291 --> 00:35:57.875
Your mom is getting cooler by,
like, the second.

00:35:59.208 --> 00:36:00.250
[Clancy] Is this hers?

00:36:01.291 --> 00:36:04.375
Whoa! Look at this!
Look, it's a lollipop knife!

00:36:04.791 --> 00:36:06.208
Whoa!

00:36:06.291 --> 00:36:07.625
[Clancy] What do we think?

00:36:08.041 --> 00:36:09.458
Hmm?

00:36:10.041 --> 00:36:12.458
-You need to take off that jacket.
-[sighs]

00:36:12.541 --> 00:36:15.708
-Because I'm falling in love with you.
-[laughs]

00:36:15.791 --> 00:36:17.083
What's this do?

00:36:18.291 --> 00:36:20.375
-Let's not touch that!
-[Lewis] Um, yeah.

00:36:20.458 --> 00:36:22.291
-There's stuff in the pockets.
-What?

00:36:24.208 --> 00:36:27.083
-[Mim gasps]
-[Clancy] Oh, my God! Is that my mom?

00:36:27.166 --> 00:36:29.875
-[Mim] Oh!
-She won't even let me dye my hair.

00:36:30.416 --> 00:36:31.291
What is...?

00:36:34.291 --> 00:36:36.166
-Who's William?
-[Clancy] I don't know.

00:36:36.250 --> 00:36:38.541
It's missing the last digit
of his phone number.

00:36:39.416 --> 00:36:41.791
There's an address.
Maybe we can find him there.

00:36:41.875 --> 00:36:43.750
It's all the way in the city, though.

00:36:43.958 --> 00:36:46.416
How are we gonna get there?
None of us have a license.

00:36:46.500 --> 00:36:49.416
Honestly, even if we did,
Cape traffic on Friday is a nightmare.

00:36:49.500 --> 00:36:53.000
-That's, like, three hours.
-But it's only 30 nautical miles.

00:36:54.875 --> 00:36:56.333
Junior Marine Biologist Camp.

00:36:59.250 --> 00:37:01.625
Thirty miles. We could do that, right?

00:37:01.708 --> 00:37:03.333
Oh, but we need a boat.

00:37:04.166 --> 00:37:05.958
I know someone who has a boat.

00:37:07.125 --> 00:37:08.041
-No.
-Yeah.

00:37:08.125 --> 00:37:09.250
-No.
-Yes.

00:37:09.333 --> 00:37:10.166
-Mim!
-Clancy!

00:37:10.250 --> 00:37:12.166
-Are you insane?
-Are <i>you </i>insane?

00:37:12.250 --> 00:37:13.125
We're doing this.

00:37:13.208 --> 00:37:16.166
-Mim, you know I can't do this.
-We have to! You have to do this!

00:37:16.250 --> 00:37:18.208
-You're crazy!
-[in Spanish] Shut up!

00:37:18.833 --> 00:37:20.833
[in English] It's to save your parents.

00:37:22.041 --> 00:37:23.583
And maybe to get a boyfriend.

00:37:25.000 --> 00:37:26.875
I'm not doing this.

00:37:31.625 --> 00:37:32.750
Boys, you comin'?

00:37:32.833 --> 00:37:34.541
Yeah, we're just gettin' some gear.

00:37:34.625 --> 00:37:36.875
OK, how about this?

00:37:37.708 --> 00:37:41.125
-[Lewis] It's just a pen.
-Ah, you're right. I'll go put it back.

00:37:44.625 --> 00:37:47.291
A pen that shoots lasers!

00:37:47.375 --> 00:37:48.375
Score!

00:37:48.458 --> 00:37:51.458
Put that thing down, OK?
Quit touching stuff! Let's go!

00:37:51.541 --> 00:37:53.250
[Lewis] We might need this.

00:37:53.333 --> 00:37:57.125
How you gonna get us to Boston?
You have your permit, not your license.

00:37:57.208 --> 00:38:00.958
You've driven dad's van twice,
and almost killed us twice.

00:38:01.041 --> 00:38:03.041
OK, I did not almost kill us…

00:38:03.750 --> 00:38:05.000
the second time.

00:38:05.083 --> 00:38:07.791
It's fine! I got this. I'm a great driver.

00:38:08.583 --> 00:38:10.750
Also, that wig is awful.
Please take it off.

00:38:12.333 --> 00:38:14.958
Oh, you're right.
I don't look good as a redhead.

00:38:16.250 --> 00:38:18.291
-Hey!
-Oh, what's this button do?

00:38:18.375 --> 00:38:19.833
-[girls] No--
-[engine roars]

00:38:19.916 --> 00:38:22.250
-[Clancy] What?
-[automated voice] <i>Predator mode engaged.</i>

00:38:22.333 --> 00:38:23.666
<i>State your destination.</i>

00:38:24.166 --> 00:38:26.666
-[Mim] What are you doing?
-[Clancy] Kevin! Oh my God!

00:38:26.750 --> 00:38:27.708
Are you guys kid--

00:38:27.791 --> 00:38:29.791
[up-tempo rap music plays]

00:38:32.250 --> 00:38:34.000
[all screaming]

00:38:34.083 --> 00:38:35.250
Slow down!

00:38:35.333 --> 00:38:37.583
I'm not doing anything!
It's, like, driving by itself!

00:38:38.125 --> 00:38:40.541
I'm not allowed to drive in Predator mode!

00:38:40.625 --> 00:38:41.791
[girls screaming]

00:38:41.875 --> 00:38:43.583
I'm too handsome to die!

00:38:43.666 --> 00:38:47.791
[all screaming]

00:38:48.208 --> 00:38:51.416
[panting] OK... OK. [clears throat]

00:38:51.500 --> 00:38:53.291
We're good, we're good. [sighs] OK.

00:38:53.375 --> 00:38:55.375
-[distant party music]
-[Mim] Oh my God!

00:38:55.458 --> 00:38:57.791
-No, Kevin, why are you getting out?
-We're coming!

00:38:57.875 --> 00:38:59.166
-[screams]
-[Clancy] You're not.

00:38:59.250 --> 00:39:01.041
-Stay here!
-It's dark outside.

00:39:01.125 --> 00:39:02.958
And don't push any more buttons. OK?

00:39:03.041 --> 00:39:05.208
-[Kevin] But it's dark!
-We need to go.

00:39:07.375 --> 00:39:10.333
-["D.Y.T." by NVDES playing]
-[laughter and chatter]

00:39:11.083 --> 00:39:13.000
<i>♪ Do your, do your thing ♪</i>

00:39:13.083 --> 00:39:15.375
<i>♪ Do your, do your, do your thing ♪</i>

00:39:16.250 --> 00:39:18.041
Oh my God, there's so many people.

00:39:18.125 --> 00:39:20.791
[loud indistinct chatter]

00:39:20.875 --> 00:39:22.708
Mim. Whoa, Mim, what are you doing?

00:39:22.791 --> 00:39:25.583
-We have to figure out what to say--
-We'll say, "Give us your boat."

00:39:25.666 --> 00:39:27.125
-You can't just go--
-Act natural.

00:39:27.208 --> 00:39:29.375
-No! I'll embarrass myself.
-Have fun! It's fine.

00:39:29.458 --> 00:39:30.916
[Clancy muttering]

00:39:31.250 --> 00:39:32.208
[Mim] Travis.

00:39:32.291 --> 00:39:33.708
Hey. You came.

00:39:34.750 --> 00:39:35.583
Hey.

00:39:36.458 --> 00:39:37.666
Cool party. [laughs]

00:39:37.750 --> 00:39:38.583
Thanks.

00:39:41.375 --> 00:39:42.958
OK, we need to get to Boston.

00:39:43.750 --> 00:39:45.458
-What?
-[Emma] Well, well, well.

00:39:45.541 --> 00:39:47.208
If it isn't Clancy Finch.

00:39:47.291 --> 00:39:49.875
Didn't think you had it in you
to show up to a seniors' party.

00:39:49.958 --> 00:39:52.750
I just thought, once a band nerd,
always a band nerd.

00:39:52.833 --> 00:39:55.041
-Hey, Mim, nice outfit.
-Really? Yours is terrible.

00:39:55.416 --> 00:39:57.375
-Mm... Thanks.
-[Kevin] Hey! What's up?

00:39:57.458 --> 00:39:59.333
[girl] Hey, little man, what's up?

00:39:59.416 --> 00:40:01.958
My God. Did you bring
your little brother to the party?

00:40:02.041 --> 00:40:03.791
-[Kevin] Call me.
-[Emma] So weird.

00:40:03.875 --> 00:40:05.791
How'd you get here?
Your mom drop you off?

00:40:06.166 --> 00:40:08.125
No, she got kidnapped by ninjas.

00:40:08.208 --> 00:40:10.375
And she drove us here in a super cool car.

00:40:10.458 --> 00:40:14.166
[chuckles] Wait. Aren't you
the dancing dork from the bathroom?

00:40:14.250 --> 00:40:15.208
[giggling]

00:40:15.291 --> 00:40:17.041
[giggles] Yeah, he's so weird.

00:40:17.458 --> 00:40:18.291
Alright.

00:40:19.333 --> 00:40:23.166
OK. Hi. Hello. Yeah, we need to get
across the bay to the city. It's urgent.

00:40:23.250 --> 00:40:25.500
You can't just drive
across the bay at night.

00:40:25.875 --> 00:40:29.458
Yuh-huh. Me and my brothers go across
all the time to go night fishing.

00:40:29.541 --> 00:40:31.916
-It's totally cool.
-Yeah, we could take you. Right, Joey?

00:40:32.333 --> 00:40:35.291
Whatever then. Have fun
with band nerd and the freak fest.

00:40:35.666 --> 00:40:36.750
Love you, too.

00:40:37.458 --> 00:40:39.375
-We're gonna prep the boat now.
-[Clancy] OK.

00:40:39.875 --> 00:40:41.250
You go "prep the boat."

00:40:41.750 --> 00:40:42.583
[giggles]

00:40:42.666 --> 00:40:45.375
Uh, do you guys have
proper flotation safety devices?

00:40:45.458 --> 00:40:47.208
-[Travis] Definitely not.
-[Joey] No.

00:40:48.583 --> 00:40:52.750
Alright, here's what's gonna happen.
Baxter will run intel. I'm interference.

00:40:52.833 --> 00:40:56.250
You two, Count and Countess Van Der Holt
of Belgium…

00:40:57.250 --> 00:40:58.458
secure the crown.

00:40:59.333 --> 00:41:02.541
Escape routes are here on the east side
through the ladies' room vents.

00:41:02.625 --> 00:41:05.166
Get the Queen there
and the crown's an easy grab.

00:41:05.250 --> 00:41:06.666
You got rid of your tattoo?

00:41:08.166 --> 00:41:11.041
A tattoo? You said that was a birthmark.

00:41:14.500 --> 00:41:16.291
You both had the same tattoo?

00:41:16.666 --> 00:41:18.333
-Um...
-[woman] Get ready.

00:41:18.416 --> 00:41:19.416
Wheels up in ten.

00:41:20.333 --> 00:41:23.458
-Honey, you said that was a birthmark.
-I didn't know what to tell you.

00:41:23.541 --> 00:41:24.916
-I'm sorry.
-The...

00:41:25.375 --> 00:41:27.750
-You thinking the Vermeer in Dubai?
-[Margot] Exactly.

00:41:27.833 --> 00:41:30.208
Make the Queen sick,
corner her in the bathroom.

00:41:30.291 --> 00:41:31.583
[Ron] Dubai?

00:41:31.666 --> 00:41:33.625
You... you went to Dubai?

00:41:33.708 --> 00:41:34.583
OK, that's it!

00:41:35.916 --> 00:41:38.833
I wanna know what the both of you
are involved in, right now!

00:41:39.208 --> 00:41:40.333
-Rob…
-Ron.

00:41:40.833 --> 00:41:41.666
OK.

00:41:41.750 --> 00:41:44.625
Look, we were just a couple
of dumb broke kids

00:41:44.708 --> 00:41:47.875
looking for a bigger life and...
I just wanted it the easy way.

00:41:48.458 --> 00:41:50.666
I got us involved
with Jean-Paul Deauxville.

00:41:50.750 --> 00:41:52.208
Jean-Paul... [garbling].

00:41:52.458 --> 00:41:55.125
-Jean-Paul Deauxville.
-Jean-Paul... [garbling].

00:41:55.583 --> 00:41:57.583
-Deauxville.
-Jean-Paul... [garbling].

00:41:57.708 --> 00:41:59.416
-OK.
-I'm saying what you're saying.

00:41:59.500 --> 00:42:00.375
Yeah, close enough.

00:42:00.458 --> 00:42:04.750
He's a very dangerous, very connected man.
Big-time smuggler and trafficker.

00:42:05.541 --> 00:42:06.791
You guys are smugglers?

00:42:07.250 --> 00:42:09.041
Of... drugs?

00:42:09.125 --> 00:42:11.833
[Margot] No, honey, don't worry.
Nothing like that.

00:42:11.916 --> 00:42:14.666
I was a thief of expensive things.

00:42:14.750 --> 00:42:16.583
Very expensive things.

00:42:17.041 --> 00:42:19.375
Priceless artifacts
we'd sell on the black market.

00:42:19.458 --> 00:42:21.791
Mathilde… was the best of the best.

00:42:22.375 --> 00:42:25.125
[Margot chuckles] OK, that's not--
I was not the best.

00:42:25.208 --> 00:42:29.083
You stole the Sultan of Brunei's
favorite polo pony during the polo match.

00:42:29.166 --> 00:42:31.625
[Margot chuckles]
OK. Well, yeah, that… that <i>was </i>good.

00:42:31.708 --> 00:42:33.791
-[Leo laughing]
-[Margot laughing]

00:42:33.875 --> 00:42:37.041
[Ron laughing]

00:42:39.583 --> 00:42:41.291
What a fun walk down memory lane,

00:42:41.375 --> 00:42:44.250
when you both were
big fat lying smugglers.

00:42:44.333 --> 00:42:46.875
-Y-y-you're right, Ross.
-My name is Ron!

00:42:47.291 --> 00:42:49.458
The point is,
it was dangerous and illegal.

00:42:49.541 --> 00:42:51.166
-It was all my fault.
-Ron.

00:42:51.250 --> 00:42:53.541
-[Margot] We were wrong.
-[Leo] You opened my eyes.

00:42:53.625 --> 00:42:57.333
She convinced me that we had to get out.
Witness Protection was the only option.

00:42:57.416 --> 00:43:01.166
[Margot] Our testimonies put Jean-Paul
behind bars, where he belongs.

00:43:01.708 --> 00:43:03.166
We did the right thing.

00:43:05.500 --> 00:43:06.458
[sighs]

00:43:07.583 --> 00:43:08.416
Wow.

00:43:09.541 --> 00:43:10.958
But it cost me everything.

00:43:11.041 --> 00:43:12.041
[sighs]

00:43:14.125 --> 00:43:15.375
I'm coming with you.

00:43:16.291 --> 00:43:17.458
-What?
-I'm going with you.

00:43:17.541 --> 00:43:20.541
-I'm not gonna leave you--
-No! Absolutely not. It's too dangerous.

00:43:20.625 --> 00:43:22.458
-No, he could be useful.
-Thank you.

00:43:22.541 --> 00:43:23.750
-As a diversion.
-Oh!

00:43:23.833 --> 00:43:26.250
Especially if another situation
like Romania happens.

00:43:26.333 --> 00:43:28.791
-Romania? When did you go to Romania?
-Honey, no--

00:43:28.875 --> 00:43:30.458
Listen. Hear that?

00:43:30.541 --> 00:43:33.000
It's a helo. We're taking a helo.
You don't have Dramamine.

00:43:33.083 --> 00:43:36.208
-What about your motion sickness?
-I don't get motion sickness. This is...

00:43:36.291 --> 00:43:37.708
[Margot] Yes, you do.

00:43:37.791 --> 00:43:40.916
Remember, in the cabin,
throwing up for four days on the cruise?

00:43:41.000 --> 00:43:43.916
For the last time, that was
the King Neptune's potato salad.

00:43:44.000 --> 00:43:45.916
You don't make
a mayonnaise-based side dish,

00:43:46.000 --> 00:43:48.750
leave it out for six hours
and expect no repercussions.

00:43:53.500 --> 00:43:57.333
Guys, I'm really at home
on the open water! Loving this.

00:43:58.000 --> 00:44:00.708
-Is he OK?
-He gets seasick like his dad.

00:44:03.875 --> 00:44:05.166
[man] <i>U.S. Coast Guard.</i>

00:44:05.250 --> 00:44:08.666
<i>Cut your engine and prepare</i>
<i>for immediate boarding of your vessel.</i>

00:44:08.750 --> 00:44:11.583
<i>-Repeat, U.S. Coast Guard. Cut your...</i>
-[siren blaring]

00:44:11.666 --> 00:44:13.375
[Clancy] Uh, Travis, what's happening?

00:44:13.458 --> 00:44:17.708
I don't exactly have my license, so, uh…
we might get arrested now.

00:44:17.791 --> 00:44:20.166
-What?
-What do you mean we might get arrested?

00:44:20.250 --> 00:44:22.458
We can't get arrested!
We have to find my mom!

00:44:22.541 --> 00:44:24.708
We can stall them,
say we were messing around, got lost.

00:44:24.791 --> 00:44:25.625
You guys can swim.

00:44:25.708 --> 00:44:27.250
-I mean…
-No way!

00:44:27.333 --> 00:44:28.958
I-I we don't have a choice, guys!

00:44:29.041 --> 00:44:31.750
It's dark so they won't see you,
but you gotta hurry.

00:44:31.833 --> 00:44:32.666
OK.

00:44:32.750 --> 00:44:35.166
Are there things in there
that can, like, eat us?

00:44:35.250 --> 00:44:36.958
-No.
-Come on, you guys gotta go.

00:44:37.041 --> 00:44:38.416
Clancy, what are you doing?

00:44:38.500 --> 00:44:40.875
-[Clancy] We have to do this, guys.
-No! Don't!

00:44:42.166 --> 00:44:43.375
Wow.

00:44:43.458 --> 00:44:45.041
-Guys, come on.
-[Lewis screams]

00:44:45.125 --> 00:44:47.416
-[Clancy] Hurry! Jump!
-I don't think I can, Kev.

00:44:47.833 --> 00:44:49.708
We can do this, together.

00:44:50.041 --> 00:44:51.666
-[Clancy] Hurry! Jump!
-It'll be fine.

00:44:51.750 --> 00:44:54.708
-[man] <i>This is the U.S. Coast Guard.</i>
-Come on, guys. Hurry up!

00:44:54.791 --> 00:44:57.166
-[siren blaring]
-[Kevin] You got this, Mim.

00:44:57.666 --> 00:44:59.291
One. Two…

00:44:59.708 --> 00:45:01.083
[whimpers]

00:45:01.291 --> 00:45:02.958
-Three!
-[Mim screams]

00:45:03.041 --> 00:45:04.583
[siren blaring]

00:45:04.666 --> 00:45:05.833
[jingle continues]

00:45:05.916 --> 00:45:10.125
<i>♪ We won't leave until we get some</i>
<i>So bring them right here ♪</i>

00:45:10.208 --> 00:45:11.791
<i>♪ Buh, buh, buh... ♪</i>

00:45:11.875 --> 00:45:13.375
I never understood that.

00:45:13.458 --> 00:45:17.291
They come, sing carols, demand cookies,
they don't leave until they get 'em.

00:45:17.375 --> 00:45:20.250
Where's the Christmas spirit in that?
It's just plain extortion.

00:45:20.333 --> 00:45:22.458
-Do you know what I mean?
-[growls]

00:45:23.166 --> 00:45:26.583
OK, calm down.
We are gonna be friends.

00:45:26.666 --> 00:45:28.291
Right? We're fr...

00:45:28.375 --> 00:45:29.416
Oh, look.

00:45:29.500 --> 00:45:31.333
Ha! Cupcakes, huh?

00:45:31.416 --> 00:45:34.041
You want cupcakes?
Let's get some cupcakes.

00:45:34.125 --> 00:45:35.916
Get that... [grunts]

00:45:36.250 --> 00:45:38.208
-No!
-[dog barks]

00:45:38.291 --> 00:45:39.916
There will be a receiving line

00:45:40.000 --> 00:45:41.958
for the King and Queen
in the grand ballroom.

00:45:42.500 --> 00:45:46.000
Leo, you install the poison strip
on Mathilde's right palm.

00:45:46.125 --> 00:45:49.708
Mathilde, once you shake the Queen's hand
and transfer the poison to her,

00:45:49.791 --> 00:45:52.041
the oils will absorb into her skin.

00:45:52.416 --> 00:45:55.458
You'll have approximately three minutes
before she gets sick.

00:45:55.541 --> 00:45:58.833
She won't die,
but she'll feel pretty awful for a while.

00:45:58.916 --> 00:46:03.166
Make sure nothing and no one
besides the Queen touches that right hand.

00:46:03.750 --> 00:46:05.500
Honey, are you sure you're alright?

00:46:05.583 --> 00:46:08.000
That helicopter ride
really did a number on you.

00:46:08.083 --> 00:46:09.291
Oh, no, I'm fine.

00:46:09.833 --> 00:46:12.708
-Are you sure you're OK?
-No, I'm-I'm totally fine. I'm...

00:46:12.791 --> 00:46:13.875
[retches]

00:46:14.916 --> 00:46:17.000
-Are you gonna...
-[swallows]

00:46:18.166 --> 00:46:19.708
[burps] Yeah, I swallowed it.

00:46:20.333 --> 00:46:21.833
[burps and blows]

00:46:23.500 --> 00:46:26.791
I just need bread to settle my stomach.
They're gonna have food at this thing?

00:46:26.875 --> 00:46:30.041
Uh, we're not really going to have time
to eat tonight, Roy.

00:46:30.125 --> 00:46:31.083
Yeah, Ron!

00:46:31.166 --> 00:46:32.541
It's Ron, Leo.

00:46:32.625 --> 00:46:35.625
And I'm not talking about
a sit-down dinner, Leo, OK?

00:46:35.708 --> 00:46:38.458
I'm talking about appetizers,
or like, a little dip.

00:46:38.541 --> 00:46:40.833
You know,
I just think it's real interesting

00:46:40.916 --> 00:46:42.083
that you happen to find

00:46:42.166 --> 00:46:44.708
a sleek-fitting tuxedo
in that bag of yours,

00:46:45.208 --> 00:46:47.041
but here I am, looking like…

00:46:47.125 --> 00:46:48.875
like a hobo's butler.

00:46:48.958 --> 00:46:50.916
Oh, and it's hot like a Berber carpet.

00:46:51.000 --> 00:46:52.333
[Leo] You know what?

00:46:52.416 --> 00:46:54.500
Next time the three of us
plan a heist together,

00:46:54.583 --> 00:46:57.000
I'll make sure
we pack more options for you, Raj.

00:46:57.083 --> 00:46:59.375
At this point,
I know you know that it's Ron.

00:46:59.458 --> 00:47:02.250
["Setting It Off" by Skeewiff playing]

00:47:02.333 --> 00:47:04.500
<i>♪ 'Cause I'm settin' it off</i>
<i>Get ready ♪</i>

00:47:04.583 --> 00:47:06.958
<i>♪ 'Cause I'm about to take off</i>
<i>No stoppin'... ♪</i>

00:47:07.041 --> 00:47:08.583
[indistinct shouting]

00:47:10.416 --> 00:47:12.416
[camera shutters clicking]

00:47:12.500 --> 00:47:15.833
<i>♪ Get ready 'cause I'm about to take off</i>
<i>No stoppin'... ♪</i>

00:47:15.916 --> 00:47:18.291
[photographers yelling]

00:47:19.541 --> 00:47:20.875
<i>♪ 'Cause I'm settin' it off ♪</i>

00:47:25.041 --> 00:47:27.500
Baxter has eyes on you. Don't get cute.

00:47:29.458 --> 00:47:32.666
[music continues]

00:47:34.291 --> 00:47:36.708
[camera shutters clicking]

00:47:41.375 --> 00:47:42.291
[Ron] Excuse me.

00:47:42.375 --> 00:47:45.208
[indistinct chatter]

00:47:45.291 --> 00:47:48.458
-[Clancy grunting]
-[Mim] Why are we doing this?

00:47:48.541 --> 00:47:51.000
-[Clancy] That wasn't so bad.
-[Mim] That was bad.

00:47:51.083 --> 00:47:53.416
-[all panting]
-[Mim] That was really bad.

00:47:53.500 --> 00:47:56.000
Hey! You're a really good swimmer, Kev.

00:47:57.750 --> 00:48:00.083
Thanks. I played Jaws in <i>Jaws.</i>

00:48:00.166 --> 00:48:02.916
Kevin, shut up. No, you didn't.
You're so weird.

00:48:03.000 --> 00:48:05.250
OK, seriously, he just, like,

00:48:05.333 --> 00:48:07.375
swam that whole way
with me on his back.

00:48:07.458 --> 00:48:10.000
So, maybe, let's not be mean right now.

00:48:10.833 --> 00:48:14.083
My entire life flashed
before my eyes back there.

00:48:14.916 --> 00:48:16.958
-[panting] Kev?
-[whispers] Yeah?

00:48:18.208 --> 00:48:21.416
It was really short... and <i>really </i>boring.

00:48:22.208 --> 00:48:23.541
-[sighs]
-Lewis...

00:48:23.625 --> 00:48:24.583
What is it?

00:48:25.916 --> 00:48:28.666
I just felt <i>boob </i>on my <i>back.</i>

00:48:28.750 --> 00:48:30.083
I think that's first base.

00:48:30.541 --> 00:48:31.916
Totally worth it, dude.

00:48:35.291 --> 00:48:38.958
[alarm sounding]

00:48:41.666 --> 00:48:44.166
-[Clancy] Is your underwear beeping?
-No. Is yours?

00:48:45.750 --> 00:48:46.583
No.

00:48:47.208 --> 00:48:48.291
[alarm stops]

00:48:50.458 --> 00:48:53.541
It was from bay water.
They've clearly malfunctioned.

00:48:53.625 --> 00:48:54.916
Oh my God, bay water! Ew!

00:48:55.000 --> 00:48:57.166
Why are we sitting here talking?
My God! Ew!

00:48:57.250 --> 00:49:00.750
No, no, I can't. I literally cannot.
We have to change right now.

00:49:01.583 --> 00:49:04.333
-There's a gift shop. Let's go in there.
-Ooh, OK!

00:49:05.291 --> 00:49:07.666
Hey, dude, we should check that out.

00:49:08.791 --> 00:49:12.875
[classical music playing]

00:49:13.666 --> 00:49:16.458
[indistinct chatter]

00:49:32.875 --> 00:49:34.375
[Ron] Wait, you... OK.

00:49:39.083 --> 00:49:39.916
Passports.

00:49:40.000 --> 00:49:41.041
Uh...

00:49:48.500 --> 00:49:49.333
[security] Ah...

00:49:49.416 --> 00:49:52.166
Welcome, Count and Countess Van Der Holt.

00:49:52.791 --> 00:49:53.625
And…

00:49:53.708 --> 00:49:56.500
[in French accent]
This is our personal secretary,

00:49:56.583 --> 00:49:58.750
Suzanne.
-Su... [sighs]

00:49:58.833 --> 00:49:59.791
Suzanne.

00:50:05.000 --> 00:50:06.375
[throat gargling]

00:50:06.458 --> 00:50:08.375
Hello! Haw, haw, haw.

00:50:08.458 --> 00:50:12.666
[in bad French accent]
Yeah, Suzanne is my family name,

00:50:12.750 --> 00:50:15.500
but, eh, my friends, they call me…

00:50:15.583 --> 00:50:16.666
Frankie Fromage,

00:50:16.750 --> 00:50:20.333
because cheese is so strong,
and I am strong, like cheese.

00:50:20.416 --> 00:50:23.666
I am a little bit more
than a "secretary," yes?

00:50:23.750 --> 00:50:25.666
<i>Oui. Sí. Sí. Oui.</i>

00:50:26.291 --> 00:50:30.041
[in English] Yes, I am their bodyguard
because I can punch, and my hands

00:50:30.125 --> 00:50:33.250
are lethal weapons, you know,
so watch out for me.

00:50:33.333 --> 00:50:34.708
I will... [yelps]

00:50:35.250 --> 00:50:37.041
-Oh!
-[man] Whoa!

00:50:37.125 --> 00:50:38.541
-Step back.
-[Ron mutters]

00:50:38.625 --> 00:50:41.208
He will pay for this.
He is a count. He is very wealthy.

00:50:41.291 --> 00:50:44.000
So put it on his tab.
Where are you taking me?

00:50:44.083 --> 00:50:46.500
It's just a precaution.
He's not on the list.

00:50:46.583 --> 00:50:49.333
Once my men are done searching him,
he'll join you both inside.

00:50:50.125 --> 00:50:51.625
Be as thorough as you need.

00:50:55.041 --> 00:50:57.041
-Where'd they go?
-I don't know. [sighs]

00:51:00.083 --> 00:51:01.500
[Clancy chuckles]

00:51:01.583 --> 00:51:02.958
What are you wearing?

00:51:03.041 --> 00:51:04.500
We brought you guys cloaks.

00:51:04.583 --> 00:51:06.291
-[chuckles]
-We are not wearing those.

00:51:08.166 --> 00:51:11.291
-OK, it's cold. I'll make it work.
-[man] Whoa, whoa, hey!

00:51:11.791 --> 00:51:15.625
Where'd you kids get those costumes, huh?
You stay right there! I'm comin' down!

00:51:15.708 --> 00:51:18.833
Shoot! Come on! And take off the wigs.
You look ridiculous.

00:51:19.666 --> 00:51:21.416
But the hats make us look older?

00:51:21.875 --> 00:51:22.750
Totally.

00:51:22.833 --> 00:51:26.166
[up-tempo electronic music playing]

00:51:26.250 --> 00:51:28.166
<i>♪ Run, run, run</i>
<i>Can we make it to the sun? ♪</i>

00:51:28.250 --> 00:51:30.041
<i>♪ Fun, fun, yeah</i>
<i>What we missin'? ♪</i>

00:51:30.125 --> 00:51:33.875
<i>♪ Got a high burning heat</i>
<i>Water for my meltin' feet ♪</i>

00:51:33.958 --> 00:51:37.791
<i>♪ Got a high burning heat</i>
<i>Water for my meltin' feet ♪</i>

00:51:48.791 --> 00:51:49.875
[music ends]

00:51:50.208 --> 00:51:53.833
What? It's just a dry cleaner's.
Where's Carp and Clam?

00:51:54.750 --> 00:51:58.083
Oh, excuse me. Do you know
where Carp and Clam is?

00:51:58.166 --> 00:51:59.083
-[man] The bar?
-Yeah.

00:51:59.750 --> 00:52:04.333
Uh, this used to be it. They had a fire.
Closed down maybe six years ago.

00:52:04.708 --> 00:52:05.958
[Mim] OK. Thank you.

00:52:07.000 --> 00:52:09.333
-What are we supposed to do now?
-I don't know.

00:52:18.958 --> 00:52:21.750
Guys, look.
What's that thing Mom's always saying?

00:52:22.583 --> 00:52:24.458
"Stop wiping boogers everywhere?"

00:52:24.541 --> 00:52:27.041
Ew, no. The other thing.
About the library?

00:52:27.125 --> 00:52:28.666
Oh! She's always talking about

00:52:28.750 --> 00:52:31.916
how she always went to the library,
'cause she had no friends.

00:52:32.000 --> 00:52:34.041
She's just trying
to trick me into reading.

00:52:34.125 --> 00:52:35.375
I'm not falling for it.

00:52:35.791 --> 00:52:38.250
William is the dead poet guy
she's always quoting.

00:52:38.333 --> 00:52:41.250
Guys, this is Mom's library,
and this number,

00:52:41.333 --> 00:52:43.375
it's not a phone number,
it's a Dewey decimal system.

00:52:43.458 --> 00:52:46.000
It's a call number for a library book.
Come on!

00:52:50.625 --> 00:52:52.625
[banging]

00:52:53.333 --> 00:52:54.208
It's locked.

00:52:55.333 --> 00:52:56.583
How are we gonna get in?

00:52:56.666 --> 00:52:57.791
[door opening]

00:53:00.750 --> 00:53:01.666
That's convenient.

00:53:11.750 --> 00:53:14.375
OK, um, think...

00:53:14.458 --> 00:53:15.291
OK.

00:53:18.583 --> 00:53:19.416
W.

00:53:21.000 --> 00:53:23.750
I don't know who Dewey is,
but his system sucks.

00:53:30.291 --> 00:53:32.500
Got it. Top floor. OK.

00:53:33.791 --> 00:53:35.458
<i>♪ I do it just like this ♪</i>

00:53:35.541 --> 00:53:38.083
[funky music playing]

00:53:38.166 --> 00:53:40.458
<i>♪ I do it just like this ♪</i>

00:53:40.791 --> 00:53:42.791
<i>♪ Ah, oh ♪</i>

00:53:42.875 --> 00:53:44.875
<i>♪ I do it just like this ♪</i>

00:53:44.958 --> 00:53:46.416
-[music ends]
-[Kevin] Phew...

00:53:49.708 --> 00:53:52.833
Maybe there's some kind of message
written inside the books.

00:53:52.916 --> 00:53:55.291
Oh my God.
So we have to read all of these?

00:53:55.375 --> 00:53:57.416
-[Clancy sighs]
-[Mim] No. No way.

00:53:58.708 --> 00:54:00.791
This is where the book's supposed to be.

00:54:00.875 --> 00:54:01.875
It's gone!

00:54:02.416 --> 00:54:05.750
Maybe that Henry guy was right.
Maybe this is a job for the police.

00:54:08.333 --> 00:54:09.166
[sighs]

00:54:11.291 --> 00:54:12.166
Wait.

00:54:12.250 --> 00:54:14.833
That's William Butler Yeats.
That's her favorite.

00:54:14.916 --> 00:54:16.750
I mean, that can't be a coincidence.

00:54:16.833 --> 00:54:20.958
Maybe we're not supposed to find a book,
maybe we're supposed to find… this?

00:54:23.625 --> 00:54:27.916
"Although you hide in the ebb and flow
of the pale tide when the moon has set,

00:54:28.000 --> 00:54:32.375
the people of coming days
will know about the casting of my net."

00:54:33.875 --> 00:54:37.208
Dude, your mom is into
some <i>Da Vinci Code </i>stuff.

00:54:38.208 --> 00:54:40.375
[sighs] What are we looking for?

00:54:42.583 --> 00:54:43.416
Wait.

00:54:46.666 --> 00:54:48.791
-What's that?
-It's Mom's. I brought it.

00:54:50.791 --> 00:54:52.041
[lock unlocks]

00:54:52.125 --> 00:54:55.208
[hinges creaking]

00:54:55.291 --> 00:54:58.083
No. Nope. No, no. No.

00:54:58.166 --> 00:55:02.041
Not doin' it.
Not doin' the stairs of doom tonight. No.

00:55:02.125 --> 00:55:04.500
Whatever's down there
is gonna lead to my parents.

00:55:04.583 --> 00:55:05.750
Will it? Will it?

00:55:05.833 --> 00:55:08.541
Or is this the part
where the four spunky kids

00:55:08.625 --> 00:55:12.125
go headfirst into the scary,
dark unknown.

00:55:12.208 --> 00:55:13.833
And she's getting the stool.

00:55:13.916 --> 00:55:15.833
Oh my God. Don't do this.

00:55:15.916 --> 00:55:18.875
I don't think we should do this.
I think this is a bad idea.

00:55:18.958 --> 00:55:20.583
Now the children are getting in.

00:55:21.083 --> 00:55:23.416
I don't want this!
I don't want this adventure!

00:55:23.541 --> 00:55:25.833
[grunting]

00:55:28.416 --> 00:55:30.500
No, no, no.

00:55:30.583 --> 00:55:31.958
Oh my God, no.

00:55:32.041 --> 00:55:34.166
[Kevin]
Where's my night-light when I need it?

00:55:34.250 --> 00:55:35.875
-Give me it!
-[Lewis growls]

00:55:35.958 --> 00:55:38.333
Don't worry, we... we got this!

00:55:41.000 --> 00:55:42.875
[Lewis murmuring]

00:55:43.500 --> 00:55:44.750
[Mim] Ugh, gross.

00:55:45.166 --> 00:55:48.750
Ah! What is that? Satan?
No! I hate that. I hate that.

00:55:48.833 --> 00:55:51.666
I hate this. I hate this tunnel.
What is this? Where are we?

00:55:51.750 --> 00:55:54.500
-We should not be down here right now.
-[echoing rumble]

00:55:54.583 --> 00:55:55.791
I mean, OK, look, I know,

00:55:55.875 --> 00:56:00.333
this night's been insane, and we might not
make it out of this tunnel alive--

00:56:00.416 --> 00:56:04.000
-Dude!
-But, I mean, you... you're Mim.

00:56:04.583 --> 00:56:06.583
-Yes?
-You're not afraid of anything.

00:56:07.125 --> 00:56:09.875
I mean, you're the bravest person I know.
[chuckles]

00:56:10.000 --> 00:56:12.166
I can't do half of the stuff that you do.

00:56:15.000 --> 00:56:18.125
-Clancy, look where we are right now.
-[chuckles]

00:56:18.208 --> 00:56:23.000
We are walking through this dark,
disgusting tunnel at your request,

00:56:23.500 --> 00:56:25.416
in the worst all-nighter ever,

00:56:25.500 --> 00:56:28.291
and we're doing it
wearing the worst outfits on the planet.

00:56:28.375 --> 00:56:31.750
What is this? I hate these shorts.
They come to such an unnatural length.

00:56:31.833 --> 00:56:33.416
They stop mid-thigh.

00:56:33.500 --> 00:56:36.291
-[laughs]
-You want brave? <i>Mid-thigh</i> is brave.

00:56:36.791 --> 00:56:38.791
-[laughs]
-[Mim sighs]

00:56:41.666 --> 00:56:44.125
-Give me a hug. What are you doing?
-[chuckles]

00:56:44.791 --> 00:56:46.458
Aw, bring it in.

00:56:50.208 --> 00:56:53.125
Just bring it out.
Just you two. Do your thang.

00:56:56.333 --> 00:56:58.291
[splutters and retches]

00:56:58.375 --> 00:56:59.291
Spiderweb!

00:56:59.833 --> 00:57:01.125
[spluttering]

00:57:01.208 --> 00:57:03.000
Oh, man. That was a gookie one.

00:57:03.083 --> 00:57:05.708
Hate to see the monster
that made that thing.

00:57:06.041 --> 00:57:07.458
Also, what is that?

00:57:08.625 --> 00:57:11.875
[classical music playing]

00:57:19.208 --> 00:57:20.958
How was your cavity search?

00:57:23.041 --> 00:57:25.666
-Fun.
-Need to find a way to reach Henry.

00:57:25.750 --> 00:57:28.500
No, it's too risky.
We just do what they want.

00:57:28.583 --> 00:57:30.750
They'll disappear.
Your family will be safe.

00:57:30.833 --> 00:57:34.041
Wait a second, who's Henry?
Henry, your best friend from college?

00:57:34.125 --> 00:57:36.541
Let me guess.
You didn't go to college together?

00:57:36.625 --> 00:57:39.083
Honey, he's the U.S. Marshal
assigned to my case.

00:57:39.458 --> 00:57:41.875
He came over for Thanksgiving
when Kevin was a baby.

00:57:41.958 --> 00:57:45.250
I baked him cranberry cornbread,
and he said he loved it.

00:57:45.625 --> 00:57:49.000
It was a prescheduled home visit.
He did love the cornbread. We all did.

00:57:49.083 --> 00:57:51.083
Well, why wouldn't he love the cornbread?

00:57:53.375 --> 00:57:54.541
Your Excellencies,

00:57:54.625 --> 00:57:57.041
my wife, the Countess Van Der Holt.

00:57:59.166 --> 00:58:00.333
Very beautiful.

00:58:00.458 --> 00:58:02.791
Yes, I'm a very lucky man.

00:58:03.416 --> 00:58:05.500
I have never forgotten that.

00:58:06.875 --> 00:58:07.916
[giggles]

00:58:08.708 --> 00:58:12.750
OK, that's it. That's it. That's it!
Alright, we're going home.

00:58:13.041 --> 00:58:14.750
-[gasps]
-[Ron] Oh! Oh!

00:58:14.833 --> 00:58:16.833
Ah! I... Shh...

00:58:18.125 --> 00:58:19.833
-[Margot gasps]
-[Ron muttering]

00:58:20.333 --> 00:58:23.166
It touched my mouth.
What happens if it goes in my mouth?

00:58:23.250 --> 00:58:26.916
Remember when Kevin drank a glow stick
and poison control said to give him milk.

00:58:27.000 --> 00:58:29.791
Can I get milk?
I need some milk! Can I get some milk?

00:58:29.875 --> 00:58:32.541
Please excuse our assistant,
he has not been feeling well.

00:58:32.625 --> 00:58:35.250
Food poisoning. [in French] Terrible.

00:58:35.333 --> 00:58:38.500
-[Ron retching]
<i>-</i>[in English] Poisoning of the brain.

00:58:39.458 --> 00:58:42.500
[spitting]

00:58:43.000 --> 00:58:46.416
-[Margot chuckles softly]
-[sighs] You know, you know what?

00:58:47.041 --> 00:58:49.583
[chuckles] I think I'm OK.

00:58:49.666 --> 00:58:51.416
-I'm alright, I'm OK.
-[they chuckle]

00:58:51.500 --> 00:58:54.375
-You know what? I think… I overreacted.
-[Leo laughing]

00:58:54.458 --> 00:58:55.666
[all laughing]

00:58:55.750 --> 00:58:59.416
I've a strong immune system. I'm...
I overreact a bit. Nice to meet...

00:59:00.333 --> 00:59:01.833
-[screams]
-[all gasp]

00:59:01.916 --> 00:59:03.833
[onlookers gasp and scream]

00:59:03.916 --> 00:59:05.541
Oh God... I think I'm OK.

00:59:05.625 --> 00:59:07.416
-[retches]
-[security] Move back!

00:59:09.250 --> 00:59:11.666
-[Margot] No... I... Wait...
-[Ron retching]

00:59:11.750 --> 00:59:12.750
Oh!

00:59:17.541 --> 00:59:20.291
[Mim] It just looks like
somebody's gross house.

00:59:21.083 --> 00:59:23.541
What kind of freak
would actually live down here?

00:59:24.458 --> 00:59:26.833
[woman] What kind of freaks
would go snooping around

00:59:26.916 --> 00:59:28.291
when they didn't live here?

00:59:28.750 --> 00:59:29.708
Good point.

00:59:31.000 --> 00:59:31.958
[they scream]

00:59:32.833 --> 00:59:34.750
-No! Kevin, no!
-[woman] Start talking.

00:59:34.833 --> 00:59:36.083
How did you find this place?

00:59:36.166 --> 00:59:38.041
Our mom had a key!
Her name's Margot Finch!

00:59:38.125 --> 00:59:40.083
Don't know her. Wrong answer.

00:59:40.166 --> 00:59:41.875
-[Kevin yelps]
-No. Mathilde Tremblay!

00:59:42.250 --> 00:59:43.666
He means Mathilde Tremblay.

00:59:43.750 --> 00:59:45.083
I think she sent us here.

00:59:45.833 --> 00:59:48.458
-How do you know Mathilde?
-[Kevin] She's our mom!

00:59:48.541 --> 00:59:50.750
I think she's our mom.
Please don't hurt me.

00:59:53.333 --> 00:59:55.166
[woman] Oh, yeah. You have her eyes.

00:59:56.125 --> 00:59:57.458
So, you know her?

00:59:57.791 --> 00:59:59.458
Yeah. We were like sisters.

00:59:59.875 --> 01:00:02.583
Wow. Mom is not like I thought she was.

01:00:03.333 --> 01:00:04.541
Oh. Right.

01:00:05.625 --> 01:00:07.250
[sighs] I just got off a job.

01:00:09.250 --> 01:00:10.375
Oh, where do you wo...

01:00:10.833 --> 01:00:13.500
Oh, you... you stole that stuff.

01:00:13.875 --> 01:00:17.250
Not like a big deal or anything.
We steal stuff all the time, right?

01:00:17.333 --> 01:00:20.375
One time, I took two puddings at lunch.
I'm a real bad boy.

01:00:20.458 --> 01:00:22.583
Kevin. Could you maybe just…

01:00:23.625 --> 01:00:25.833
tell us everything you know about my mom?

01:00:25.916 --> 01:00:29.375
We grew up together. Pulling jobs.
Just kids' stuff, you know.

01:00:29.458 --> 01:00:34.083
Scamming tourists, pickpocketing,
petty theft, your basic B and E.

01:00:34.375 --> 01:00:38.208
Your idea of "kid stuff" is, like,
a lot different than ours.

01:00:38.750 --> 01:00:42.500
Then we got mixed up in some bad stuff
with this guy named Jean-Paul.

01:00:42.583 --> 01:00:45.208
J-Jean-Paul!
That's the guy Henry was talking about.

01:00:45.291 --> 01:00:48.791
He's in prison now, but his people,
they came after my mom

01:00:48.875 --> 01:00:52.375
and now they're planning this huge job,
and we're trying to find her.

01:00:53.791 --> 01:00:54.625
Hm.

01:00:56.166 --> 01:00:58.583
What makes you think she wants
to be found?

01:00:59.416 --> 01:01:01.083
That necklace you're wearing.

01:01:01.166 --> 01:01:03.416
She left us the same one
to get down here.

01:01:03.500 --> 01:01:05.750
She left us tons of clues,
they all led here.

01:01:05.833 --> 01:01:08.541
I think she wanted us to find you
so you could help us.

01:01:13.458 --> 01:01:15.833
[woman] Your mom gave me something

01:01:15.916 --> 01:01:17.958
before she went into witness protection.

01:01:18.625 --> 01:01:21.875
She said I would know
if it ever came time to open it.

01:01:22.625 --> 01:01:24.375
[suspenseful music plays]

01:01:24.458 --> 01:01:25.708
[beeping]

01:01:34.416 --> 01:01:36.708
-[Clancy] What is that?
-[Kevin] It's a pager.

01:01:36.791 --> 01:01:38.750
My God, the olden days were tragic.

01:01:38.833 --> 01:01:40.166
It's not a pager.

01:01:40.250 --> 01:01:41.916
It's an old tracking device.

01:01:42.000 --> 01:01:43.250
[beeping]

01:01:43.875 --> 01:01:45.250
[clanging]

01:01:48.291 --> 01:01:49.916
[Ron] OK, I'm much better now.

01:01:50.583 --> 01:01:52.041
Ahh... OK.

01:01:52.625 --> 01:01:54.250
Yeah. That's all.

01:01:54.333 --> 01:01:56.125
No more is comin'... [groans]

01:01:57.291 --> 01:01:58.375
[grunts]

01:01:59.250 --> 01:02:00.458
Yeah, I think I'm done.

01:02:00.791 --> 01:02:03.416
Oof! Stay away from the seafood dip.

01:02:04.125 --> 01:02:06.416
If I'm giving advice,
stay away from the seafood dip

01:02:06.500 --> 01:02:08.208
because it's mayonnaise-based.

01:02:08.291 --> 01:02:10.750
So, it's just not a good call.

01:02:11.208 --> 01:02:12.958
So, just stay awa-- [groans]

01:02:13.041 --> 01:02:16.791
[murmuring and farting]

01:02:17.875 --> 01:02:18.833
Ah!

01:02:18.916 --> 01:02:21.250
[murmuring]

01:02:21.333 --> 01:02:22.500
[farting]

01:02:22.583 --> 01:02:25.875
Mm, OK. [laughs] I thought
it was coming out of both ends.

01:02:26.958 --> 01:02:29.125
But it didn't… [sighs] It didn't.

01:02:29.208 --> 01:02:30.916
We're good. Everybody, we're good.

01:02:31.333 --> 01:02:33.208
What happened to your accent?

01:02:33.291 --> 01:02:34.458
What happened to my...

01:02:36.791 --> 01:02:39.125
[in bad French accent] How dare you, sir?

01:02:39.833 --> 01:02:42.083
What? Who? Sir!

01:02:42.166 --> 01:02:43.750
How dare you...

01:02:44.208 --> 01:02:46.083
say something like that to me

01:02:46.166 --> 01:02:48.708
-in front of the royal family?
-Save it.

01:02:48.791 --> 01:02:51.166
-Do what?
-We put in a call to your consulate.

01:02:51.250 --> 01:02:53.083
These... are fake.

01:02:53.708 --> 01:02:56.750
There is no Count
or Countess Van Der Holt.

01:02:57.666 --> 01:02:59.208
Well, what time did you call?

01:02:59.291 --> 01:03:01.416
-Maybe it was lunch and they--
-Keep on them.

01:03:01.500 --> 01:03:03.666
-I'm gonna go and get this sorted out.
-Yeah.

01:03:03.750 --> 01:03:06.958
No, I'm saying, to get a croissant or…

01:03:07.041 --> 01:03:09.750
[groaning and farting]

01:03:09.833 --> 01:03:10.875
Both ends.

01:03:13.083 --> 01:03:16.125
Alright, she must have had
a personal tracking device

01:03:16.208 --> 01:03:18.750
implanted on her
in case something ever happened.

01:03:21.208 --> 01:03:23.250
The Grand Concert Hall downtown.

01:03:24.208 --> 01:03:27.000
Duran Duran! They said something about
the Crown of Duran Duran!

01:03:27.500 --> 01:03:30.291
Durámuran? The Crown of Durámuran?

01:03:30.416 --> 01:03:33.166
Oh, Lord... It's the Holy Grail.

01:03:33.250 --> 01:03:35.208
They've been tracking that for years.

01:03:35.291 --> 01:03:38.208
Your mom and I tried to steal it
from the Louvre. [sighs]

01:03:38.291 --> 01:03:39.916
That's a good bedtime story.

01:03:40.000 --> 01:03:43.125
There's an event tonight
at the Grand Concert Hall. A big gala.

01:03:43.208 --> 01:03:46.166
You know what? If the crown
is at that gala, so is your mom.

01:03:47.541 --> 01:03:49.250
OK, great! Let's go!

01:03:49.333 --> 01:03:53.375
Um... no. I'll handle it. OK?
You guys stay here. It's not a kids' job.

01:03:53.458 --> 01:03:56.708
No. We have to go.
We're not gonna get hurt, I promise.

01:03:56.791 --> 01:03:59.208
Aw, that's so sweet.
I don't care if you get hurt.

01:03:59.291 --> 01:04:01.083
You'll slow me down, blow my cover.

01:04:01.166 --> 01:04:04.708
Uh, we're not slowing anybody down.
We can blend in, right?

01:04:05.416 --> 01:04:06.958
Is that so, General?

01:04:07.583 --> 01:04:10.250
Actually, this insignia
is for the rank of commander.

01:04:11.125 --> 01:04:14.375
<i>But</i> historically correct facts
are not important right now.

01:04:14.458 --> 01:04:15.833
Non-negotiable, OK?

01:04:16.000 --> 01:04:19.750
Your mom sent you here so I would keep
you safe, not send you off to get killed.

01:04:19.833 --> 01:04:23.291
Make yourselves comfortable.
There are video games, peanut butter…

01:04:23.375 --> 01:04:25.166
-I'm allergic to peanuts.
-Same.

01:04:27.166 --> 01:04:28.791
[sighs] You're not coming.

01:04:29.416 --> 01:04:30.708
OK, fine.

01:04:31.625 --> 01:04:35.083
But, uh, just out of curiosity,
what is your plan?

01:04:35.166 --> 01:04:37.333
I'll go into an air vent
that'll lead me to the subway

01:04:37.416 --> 01:04:39.625
and take me directly
to the Grand Concert Hall downtown.

01:04:39.708 --> 01:04:40.666
Anything else?

01:04:41.000 --> 01:04:42.500
Yeah, which vent was that?

01:04:43.000 --> 01:04:44.916
[grunts] The one right over...

01:04:48.666 --> 01:04:51.958
Please don't find me and kill me.
I just need to get my mom back.

01:04:52.041 --> 01:04:52.958
[sighs]

01:04:53.083 --> 01:04:54.375
-Not bad.
-[chuckles]

01:04:54.458 --> 01:04:57.458
Although I definitely will find you
and kill you.

01:05:00.833 --> 01:05:03.375
-You'll kill her, but we're cool, right?
-Thanks, lady.

01:05:03.458 --> 01:05:04.416
[they scream]

01:05:04.916 --> 01:05:07.500
["Bad Things" by PINS playing]

01:05:08.375 --> 01:05:11.250
<i>♪ Big dreams, baby</i>
<i>Yeah, we have big... ♪</i>

01:05:11.333 --> 01:05:12.791
Oh! Come on!

01:05:12.875 --> 01:05:16.208
<i>♪ A taste for venom and expensive... ♪</i>

01:05:16.291 --> 01:05:18.708
-I'm not allowed on public transport--
-We know!

01:05:18.791 --> 01:05:19.958
[door chimes]

01:05:20.041 --> 01:05:22.458
<i>-♪ We have big dreams ♪</i>
<i>-♪ Yeah ♪</i>

01:05:22.583 --> 01:05:26.416
♪<i> And we're gonna make you do bad things </i>♪

01:05:26.541 --> 01:05:27.375
Where now?

01:05:27.791 --> 01:05:29.708
-Um... This way! Come on.
-[Kevin] OK!

01:05:29.791 --> 01:05:32.041
<i>♪ We're not good ♪</i>

01:05:32.125 --> 01:05:35.750
<i>♪ We don't do what we should ♪</i>

01:05:36.291 --> 01:05:38.583
[Mim]
We're never getting past that security.

01:05:39.458 --> 01:05:42.500
I don't know about you guys,
but we might be able to get in.

01:05:44.125 --> 01:05:45.291
Have you seen yourself?

01:05:46.541 --> 01:05:49.375
Oh, you're right. It's the cravat.

01:05:50.791 --> 01:05:54.500
<i>♪ Big dreams, baby</i>
<i>Yeah, we have big dreams ♪</i>

01:05:54.583 --> 01:05:55.416
<i>♪ Yeah ♪</i>

01:05:55.500 --> 01:05:59.166
<i>♪ Oh heaven knows</i>
<i>We can count our sins ♪</i>

01:05:59.250 --> 01:06:00.500
[Clancy sighs]

01:06:00.583 --> 01:06:04.416
<i>♪ Big dreams, baby</i>
<i>Yeah, we have big dreams ♪</i>

01:06:04.833 --> 01:06:06.250
Hey, what about up there?

01:06:06.333 --> 01:06:08.500
<i>♪ Heaven knows</i>
<i>We can do bad things ♪</i>

01:06:08.958 --> 01:06:10.208
[Clancy] Window's open.

01:06:13.083 --> 01:06:14.208
You'll never fit.

01:06:14.291 --> 01:06:15.291
[music ends]

01:06:16.041 --> 01:06:16.875
I'll do it.

01:06:16.958 --> 01:06:21.291
Oh, doesn't your mom have a rule
about breaking into buildings at night?

01:06:23.208 --> 01:06:24.666
My mom is not here.

01:06:26.041 --> 01:06:27.750
-He took off the cape.
-OK.

01:06:27.833 --> 01:06:29.916
-[Lewis] Hold my hat.
-Snap!

01:06:30.750 --> 01:06:34.250
[grunting]

01:06:34.708 --> 01:06:36.208
[groans] Come on, Lewis.

01:06:36.291 --> 01:06:38.125
[grunting]

01:06:39.750 --> 01:06:41.458
Make it happen, Lewis. [grunts]

01:06:43.041 --> 01:06:45.041
[grunting]

01:06:45.416 --> 01:06:47.666
-You can give me a hand with <i>this </i>part.
-[Mim] Right.

01:06:47.750 --> 01:06:49.666
-We were watching.
-[Kevin] I had the hat.

01:06:49.750 --> 01:06:52.833
-[Clancy] Sorry. There you go. OK
-[Mim] There it is.

01:06:53.666 --> 01:06:55.000
[Kevin] You got this!

01:06:55.083 --> 01:06:57.291
-[Lewis grunts]
-[Kevin] Squeeze!<i> </i>Squeeze!

01:06:57.375 --> 01:06:58.208
[Lewis grunts]

01:06:58.291 --> 01:06:59.583
-Oh my God.
-Oh my God.

01:06:59.666 --> 01:07:00.625
Look at that.

01:07:00.708 --> 01:07:02.625
-He's really doin' it-
-[Lewis yelps]

01:07:02.708 --> 01:07:04.750
-[thud, clatter]
-Uh-oh. It's OK. Walk it off.

01:07:04.833 --> 01:07:06.625
-You're good.
-[Clancy chuckles]

01:07:06.708 --> 01:07:08.583
-Does he know where to go?
-I hope so.

01:07:08.666 --> 01:07:09.500
OK.

01:07:10.416 --> 01:07:11.625
[owl hooting]

01:07:12.791 --> 01:07:14.125
[music continues]

01:07:14.208 --> 01:07:15.041
Huh.

01:07:15.416 --> 01:07:18.625
[indistinct chatter]

01:07:33.083 --> 01:07:35.250
Hey! What are you guys doing back here?

01:07:35.333 --> 01:07:38.000
Uh, we... We were just, um…

01:07:38.083 --> 01:07:41.750
Oh my gosh, we've been wandering
around this place forever.

01:07:41.833 --> 01:07:45.166
So, uh, which way to the stage?
Yeah, we just need to set up.

01:07:45.250 --> 01:07:49.250
Just got in from Denver. What a cluster
that airport is. Am I right?

01:07:49.333 --> 01:07:50.458
Never been there.

01:07:50.541 --> 01:07:53.041
We're the kid musical ensemble
booked for tonight.

01:07:53.125 --> 01:07:54.750
Paul Revere's Midnight Ride?

01:07:54.833 --> 01:07:57.875
Never heard of us?
We're pretty big on YouTube.

01:07:57.958 --> 01:07:59.500
Mim, show him the video.

01:08:00.041 --> 01:08:01.250
The viral one.

01:08:02.875 --> 01:08:03.708
[Mim] Uh...

01:08:04.791 --> 01:08:07.125
[music playing on phone]

01:08:07.708 --> 01:08:10.541
Two-point-three million hits and climbing.

01:08:12.375 --> 01:08:13.333
Uh... [sighs]

01:08:13.416 --> 01:08:15.791
Come on.
You think we dress like this for kicks?

01:08:16.666 --> 01:08:18.041
Alright, alright, come on.

01:08:18.125 --> 01:08:18.957
Come on.

01:08:20.625 --> 01:08:23.041
[indistinct chatter]

01:08:24.291 --> 01:08:28.582
[Kevin] Good evening. Tut-tut.
We are Paul Revere's Midnight Ride.

01:08:28.666 --> 01:08:30.916
We have an amazing performance planned

01:08:31.000 --> 01:08:32.207
for everyone here.

01:08:32.291 --> 01:08:34.000
So, to kick the night off,

01:08:34.082 --> 01:08:36.416
we have Cool Clancy on the cello.

01:08:36.500 --> 01:08:39.832
-Let's strike up the band!
-[tepid applause]

01:08:39.916 --> 01:08:41.750
[indistinct murmuring]

01:08:41.832 --> 01:08:43.250
[whispers] Sit down.

01:08:44.166 --> 01:08:45.207
[whispers] Kevin...

01:08:45.457 --> 01:08:47.125
[mimics cello playing]

01:08:47.416 --> 01:08:50.500
[whispers] No.
[sighs] I can't... I'm not like you.

01:08:57.082 --> 01:08:58.166
[clears throat]

01:08:59.166 --> 01:09:01.707
-[violin screeching]
-[guests gasping]

01:09:04.291 --> 01:09:06.916
-[Lewis blowing]
-[faint squeaking]

01:09:08.375 --> 01:09:11.416
[screeching continues]

01:09:12.125 --> 01:09:14.875
[sighs] I knew it. I knew it!

01:09:15.457 --> 01:09:16.707
Uh... Security?

01:09:16.791 --> 01:09:19.541
We got a mess down here on the stage.
Kids in pilgrim shoes.

01:09:19.625 --> 01:09:22.000
-[oboe squeaks]
-Clancy, we need you to go. Now.

01:09:22.082 --> 01:09:24.082
I can't play in front of all these people.

01:09:24.166 --> 01:09:27.207
Of course, you can. You got this! Quickly!

01:09:27.291 --> 01:09:29.041
-[sighs] I'm not ready.
-Yes, you are.

01:09:29.125 --> 01:09:32.207
-You're so talented.
-I need backup ASAP, please.

01:09:32.291 --> 01:09:34.707
We got kids in puffy shirts.
I need backup!

01:09:34.791 --> 01:09:37.000
-Backup ASAP, please! Thank you.
-Wait, wait.

01:09:37.082 --> 01:09:38.957
[Lewis continues playing]

01:09:41.791 --> 01:09:42.750
[sighs]

01:09:49.875 --> 01:09:53.457
Alright, we've got new orders
to take 'em to the embassy.

01:09:53.541 --> 01:09:57.041
FBI is involved.
Apparently, there's some security risk.

01:09:58.041 --> 01:09:58.916
Take care of it.

01:09:59.291 --> 01:10:01.416
-[guard 2] Yes, sir.
-[Leo speaking French]

01:10:01.500 --> 01:10:03.750
[Margot speaking French]

01:10:04.250 --> 01:10:07.041
Oh, you two have a secret code now,
a secret language.

01:10:07.125 --> 01:10:10.000
Is that what's going on?
That's... perfect.

01:10:10.083 --> 01:10:12.333
-[Leo speaking French]
-What does that mean, Leo?

01:10:12.416 --> 01:10:13.666
-Duck!
-[Ron] What?

01:10:13.750 --> 01:10:15.083
-Whoa!
-[guard 2 grunts]

01:10:15.166 --> 01:10:17.166
[cello music playing]

01:10:21.000 --> 01:10:23.291
[music continues]

01:10:24.500 --> 01:10:27.291
-[guard 3 grunts]
-What's happening?

01:10:34.166 --> 01:10:36.916
[guard 3 grunting]

01:10:43.208 --> 01:10:44.833
[Margot grunting]

01:10:45.750 --> 01:10:46.625
[guard 4 grunts]

01:10:47.916 --> 01:10:49.500
-[Leo grunts]
-[guard 3 groans]

01:10:50.166 --> 01:10:52.000
[Margot grunting]

01:10:52.083 --> 01:10:53.500
[Ron yells]

01:10:56.583 --> 01:10:59.750
Uh, cancel that. They're legit.

01:11:01.708 --> 01:11:02.666
[coughs]

01:11:05.041 --> 01:11:05.875
Let's go.

01:11:05.958 --> 01:11:08.250
[Ron] Woo-hoo! Oh!

01:11:08.333 --> 01:11:10.791
Where'd you learn that?
Did you just kill that guy?

01:11:10.875 --> 01:11:12.541
No, I just crushed his windpipe a little.

01:11:12.625 --> 01:11:14.416
He'll be fine
with immediate medical attention.

01:11:14.500 --> 01:11:17.250
"Crushed his wind pi--"
Have you ever killed anyone?

01:11:17.333 --> 01:11:20.625
No! Our paramilitary training taught us
how to neutralize a target

01:11:20.708 --> 01:11:22.958
in under four seconds
using mostly non-fatal tactics.

01:11:23.041 --> 01:11:25.500
"Paramilitary training"? "Non-fatal"?

01:11:25.916 --> 01:11:28.833
You made me open up a jar of mustard
for you last week.

01:11:29.333 --> 01:11:30.458
You faked it!

01:11:30.541 --> 01:11:33.166
-I faked it.
-Oh my God. Is our whole life a lie?

01:11:35.208 --> 01:11:38.250
-What do we... What do we... What...
-[Margot panting]

01:11:38.875 --> 01:11:40.250
-[grunts]
-[Ron] Oh!

01:11:40.541 --> 01:11:41.958
Who did I marry?

01:11:42.041 --> 01:11:44.625
-Shh!
-[distant cello playing]

01:11:44.708 --> 01:11:45.958
Is that Clancy?

01:11:46.791 --> 01:11:49.250
-[panting]
-[distant cello playing]

01:11:49.750 --> 01:11:51.083
Sounds like Clancy.

01:11:52.791 --> 01:11:54.541
[cello playing]

01:11:56.416 --> 01:11:57.250
Clancy.

01:11:58.083 --> 01:11:59.083
[guard grunts]

01:11:59.833 --> 01:12:01.500
-[Ron] Ah!
-[guests gasping]

01:12:01.583 --> 01:12:03.208
-[woman screams]
-[cello stops]

01:12:03.291 --> 01:12:06.041
[indistinct chatter]

01:12:07.000 --> 01:12:08.333
-Um...
-Mom?

01:12:08.416 --> 01:12:10.583
[Margot] Kids, stay there.
I'm coming for you.

01:12:10.666 --> 01:12:12.666
["I Want Candy" by Mel C playing]

01:12:14.041 --> 01:12:15.958
[panicked murmuring]

01:12:16.541 --> 01:12:18.250
[Ron screaming]

01:12:18.500 --> 01:12:19.750
[groaning]

01:12:19.833 --> 01:12:20.791
[guests gasp]

01:12:25.000 --> 01:12:26.250
[kids] Whoa!

01:12:27.416 --> 01:12:29.916
[grunting]

01:12:30.000 --> 01:12:32.083
<i>♪ I know a girl who's tough but sweet ♪</i>

01:12:34.208 --> 01:12:35.125
[kids] Oh!

01:12:35.208 --> 01:12:37.208
<i>♪ She can't be beat ♪</i>

01:12:38.541 --> 01:12:39.416
Mom!

01:12:39.750 --> 01:12:42.291
<i>♪ Got everything that I desire ♪</i>

01:12:43.625 --> 01:12:45.500
Is this what Mom does when we're asleep?

01:12:45.583 --> 01:12:47.583
[grunting]

01:12:48.208 --> 01:12:49.083
[guard screams]

01:12:49.166 --> 01:12:50.250
[guests scream]

01:12:53.833 --> 01:12:55.791
<i>♪ I want candy ♪</i>

01:13:00.708 --> 01:13:02.583
Oh... knock it off!

01:13:02.666 --> 01:13:04.541
-Dad does not look good.
-Nuh-uh.

01:13:04.625 --> 01:13:06.583
[music continues]

01:13:06.666 --> 01:13:08.375
Oh my God, she looks amazing!

01:13:11.000 --> 01:13:12.166
There's a guy there.

01:13:14.875 --> 01:13:17.291
<i>♪ Ain't no finer girl in town ♪</i>

01:13:19.375 --> 01:13:20.625
Oh!

01:13:21.041 --> 01:13:22.708
Make way! Move!

01:13:22.791 --> 01:13:24.708
Let's go! Make way. Move aside, folks!

01:13:24.791 --> 01:13:26.375
-[Leo grunts]
-[kids] Oh!

01:13:27.583 --> 01:13:29.041
-Crown. Get the--
-[man screams]

01:13:29.125 --> 01:13:30.375
[bodyguard] Back up!

01:13:30.708 --> 01:13:32.208
<i>♪ I want Candy ♪</i>

01:13:33.500 --> 01:13:34.541
<i>♪ I want Candy ♪</i>

01:13:34.625 --> 01:13:35.625
[kids scream]

01:13:35.708 --> 01:13:36.666
<i>♪ I want Candy ♪</i>

01:13:38.708 --> 01:13:39.875
Come on, jump!

01:13:41.875 --> 01:13:42.833
[Clancy yells]

01:13:43.500 --> 01:13:45.958
-[guests gasping]
-[music stops]

01:13:46.083 --> 01:13:47.041
-Clancy.
-Hi.

01:13:47.125 --> 01:13:48.291
We gotta get outta here.

01:13:48.708 --> 01:13:50.666
-Come on!
-[Ron] How did you guys get here?

01:13:50.750 --> 01:13:52.833
-[overlapping voices]
-[siren blaring]

01:13:52.916 --> 01:13:55.333
[Clancy] Is that gonna be my car?
Can I learn to drive?

01:13:55.416 --> 01:13:57.583
[Mim] So great.
Then we found a secret hideout.

01:13:57.666 --> 01:14:00.458
[Kevin]
Then, Jay tracked you with your GPS chip.

01:14:00.541 --> 01:14:03.291
[Margot] Kids, I'm sorry
I got you involved in all this.

01:14:03.375 --> 01:14:05.291
No, Mom. I'm sorry for what I said.

01:14:05.375 --> 01:14:08.666
You're not pathetic, you're amazing,
and I know you might miss your old life,

01:14:08.750 --> 01:14:10.791
but we had to find you
and try and get you back.

01:14:10.875 --> 01:14:12.208
Just please don't go.

01:14:12.833 --> 01:14:14.500
Honey, I would never leave you!

01:14:14.583 --> 01:14:17.833
Whoa, whoa, whoa!

01:14:20.208 --> 01:14:21.041
Hey, old friend.

01:14:21.125 --> 01:14:24.541
Looks like your grand plan worked.
Here I am. And I…

01:14:24.958 --> 01:14:25.916
pulled a twofer.

01:14:26.458 --> 01:14:27.291
Course you did.

01:14:27.666 --> 01:14:29.166
-Yeah.
-[Ron] Sorry, do we know her?

01:14:29.250 --> 01:14:31.916
Oh, don't worry, she's a good guy.
Well, kind of a bad guy.

01:14:32.000 --> 01:14:33.791
She's a good bad guy.

01:14:33.875 --> 01:14:35.125
-We should go.
-Go.

01:14:35.208 --> 01:14:37.541
I'm gonna keep 'em busy,
erase all the footage…

01:14:37.625 --> 01:14:38.958
Hey, you. No, no, no.

01:14:39.041 --> 01:14:40.250
Hand over the Rolex.

01:14:40.833 --> 01:14:41.666
[groans]

01:14:42.333 --> 01:14:43.708
You have, like, a thousand.

01:14:45.208 --> 01:14:46.416
Thank you, good bad guy.

01:14:47.500 --> 01:14:49.666
Thank you. I knew you'd know what to do.

01:14:49.750 --> 01:14:54.208
Yeah. I was ready.
I just never pictured it with… kids.

01:14:54.625 --> 01:14:56.416
-Yeah.
-Your kids. But…

01:14:56.500 --> 01:14:57.791
I kind of like it.

01:14:59.041 --> 01:14:59.875
Thank you.

01:14:59.958 --> 01:15:02.708
[siren continues blaring]

01:15:12.375 --> 01:15:14.958
You live here? In downtown?

01:15:15.291 --> 01:15:18.958
It's actually more of a safe house
that I keep for emergencies, but, yeah.

01:15:19.041 --> 01:15:21.333
[Kevin] That's so cool!
Dad, isn't that cool?

01:15:21.416 --> 01:15:24.583
Eh, is it cool?
Or is it fiscally irresponsible?

01:15:24.666 --> 01:15:27.291
You know, because rent downtown
is very expensive, son.

01:15:27.375 --> 01:15:29.291
Hey, thanks for sittin'
on the towel, bud.

01:15:29.375 --> 01:15:31.875
I appreciate you not getting vomit
on the Corinthian leather.

01:15:31.958 --> 01:15:35.333
-You understand, right?
-Yeah, I understand, Leo.

01:15:35.416 --> 01:15:37.291
Honey, how's your arm?
What happened?

01:15:37.666 --> 01:15:39.291
Oh, I don't know. It was a blur.

01:15:39.791 --> 01:15:43.166
Lot of fists were flying around.
And I think I punched a couple of guys.

01:15:43.625 --> 01:15:44.583
Uh, I mean...

01:15:44.666 --> 01:15:47.583
I think that may have happened
when you fell down, awkwardly.

01:15:47.666 --> 01:15:50.750
-Probably only a bruise.
-I think it's a bit more than a bruise.

01:15:50.833 --> 01:15:54.666
-Uh, maybe like a funny bone.
-Nah, I don't think it's a funny bone.

01:15:54.750 --> 01:15:55.666
Uh, you know.

01:15:55.750 --> 01:15:57.625
-Uh-huh.
-[Leo] OK, well, you know.

01:15:57.708 --> 01:15:59.333
-I mean...
-[Ron] Agree to disagree.

01:15:59.416 --> 01:16:02.208
Actually, I'm gettin' a bit numb,
so it's probably gonna affect my work.

01:16:02.291 --> 01:16:04.208
Oh. Uh, you're a surgeon?

01:16:05.208 --> 01:16:06.416
No, Leo. I am…

01:16:07.291 --> 01:16:10.791
a pastry chef, and I need my finger
strength and dexterity, so there you go.

01:16:10.875 --> 01:16:12.541
Is that a real Capicchioni?

01:16:12.625 --> 01:16:15.916
-[Margot] We're all safe.
-You know that. [laughs] Yeah, it is.

01:16:16.000 --> 01:16:18.083
-[Clancy] Can you play?
-[Leo] Sure.

01:16:18.166 --> 01:16:21.291
There he goes, exposing more flesh.
Who is he doing that for?

01:16:21.375 --> 01:16:23.666
His arms are like Popeye's.
It's unbelievable.

01:16:23.750 --> 01:16:24.666
Alright.

01:16:24.750 --> 01:16:27.416
I activated emergency protocol.
We're all safe now.

01:16:27.500 --> 01:16:29.625
Just have to wait for Henry to contact me.

01:16:29.708 --> 01:16:31.291
How much is this worth, anyway?

01:16:31.375 --> 01:16:33.958
I'd say somewhere
in the ballpark of 20 million.

01:16:34.041 --> 01:16:35.625
[Kevin] Crazy! Twenty million?

01:16:35.708 --> 01:16:37.541
We're giving it back.
It doesn't belong to us.

01:16:37.625 --> 01:16:41.666
But, Mom, you used to steal stuff
all the time when you were younger.

01:16:41.750 --> 01:16:43.166
-It was pretty cool.
-No.

01:16:43.250 --> 01:16:45.541
Why can't we just say we lost it
or something?

01:16:45.625 --> 01:16:48.875
Kev, listen to me. I was wrong.

01:16:48.958 --> 01:16:50.750
I paid a hefty price for it.

01:16:50.833 --> 01:16:53.166
And now,
it's put the people I love in danger.

01:16:53.250 --> 01:16:56.125
OK? I don't ever want any of you guys
doing anything I did.

01:16:56.583 --> 01:16:59.291
I made a lot of bad choices,
and hurt a lot of people.

01:16:59.375 --> 01:17:01.916
And we really regret it. Don't we, Leo?

01:17:03.416 --> 01:17:04.583
Well, eh…

01:17:05.000 --> 01:17:08.708
Of course, we do. We had to go into
witness protection to escape Jean-Paul.

01:17:08.791 --> 01:17:11.833
Well, actually,
<i>you </i>went into witness protection.

01:17:11.916 --> 01:17:14.250
I just couldn't get on board with that.

01:17:14.333 --> 01:17:17.666
With Jean-Paul away in prison,
which I have you to thank for,

01:17:18.416 --> 01:17:20.791
there was an opening
for a new Head of Operations.

01:17:22.125 --> 01:17:23.125
[Clancy] Whoa.

01:17:23.208 --> 01:17:26.041
-Mom, what's going on? Who is that?
-[Leo] You remember Elise?

01:17:27.083 --> 01:17:29.583
She's with me. I sent her to get you.

01:17:30.916 --> 01:17:34.041
Oh! OK, I knew it. [laughs]

01:17:34.125 --> 01:17:36.541
I knew he was a bad guy.
Well, how about this?

01:17:37.208 --> 01:17:38.083
Huh?

01:17:38.541 --> 01:17:40.666
How about that on your Corinthian leather?

01:17:41.416 --> 01:17:42.583
That's not cool, Ron.

01:17:43.583 --> 01:17:44.500
You're not cool.

01:17:45.500 --> 01:17:47.208
After we found you this time,

01:17:47.291 --> 01:17:49.583
with the help of that little meatball
and his video--

01:17:49.666 --> 01:17:52.333
Hey! Don't call my brother a meatball.

01:17:52.416 --> 01:17:55.500
I knew the only way I was going to get you
to help me steal the crown

01:17:55.583 --> 01:17:57.833
was if you thought
our lives were in danger.

01:17:57.916 --> 01:17:59.000
Your moral compass,

01:17:59.083 --> 01:18:01.750
always getting in the way
of us having a good time.

01:18:01.833 --> 01:18:04.375
-So you never went into protection.
-[Leo] No.

01:18:04.458 --> 01:18:06.541
-[scoffs]
-[Leo] I mean, come on, admit it.

01:18:06.625 --> 01:18:08.375
You must be bored out of your mind.

01:18:08.458 --> 01:18:10.541
Driving carpool, going to Costco.

01:18:10.625 --> 01:18:13.416
You're happy with Strawberry Shortcake?
No offense, Ron.

01:18:14.708 --> 01:18:18.250
-Offense taken, Leo.
-You can't talk to our dad like that.

01:18:18.333 --> 01:18:20.250
The plan was simple in the beginning.

01:18:20.333 --> 01:18:23.333
Get you to help steal the crown,
frame you for it, then we disappear.

01:18:23.416 --> 01:18:24.375
But admit it…

01:18:26.291 --> 01:18:27.500
you had fun.

01:18:28.208 --> 01:18:29.541
Spark's still there.

01:18:30.541 --> 01:18:31.625
Come with me.

01:18:32.708 --> 01:18:34.375
What's it gonna be, Mathilde?

01:18:42.250 --> 01:18:43.125
You're right.

01:18:44.041 --> 01:18:45.125
Spark is still there.

01:18:49.166 --> 01:18:50.333
And the name is Margot.

01:18:52.291 --> 01:18:53.791
[laughing]

01:18:53.875 --> 01:18:56.500
How about that, Leo? Margot and Ron.

01:18:56.583 --> 01:18:59.708
-Right? Like a power couple. Like Rargot.
-Gross.

01:18:59.791 --> 01:19:02.958
-We could be Rargot or Maron.
-Meet me at the dock when it's done.

01:19:03.041 --> 01:19:04.708
Baxter will have the boat ready.

01:19:04.791 --> 01:19:06.541
I believe this belongs to me.

01:19:09.041 --> 01:19:09.875
Well...

01:19:10.500 --> 01:19:12.208
I guess this is goodbye, Mathi...

01:19:13.125 --> 01:19:13.958
Margot.

01:19:14.666 --> 01:19:16.958
Have fun explaining this to the Feds.

01:19:19.958 --> 01:19:21.958
-[Elise] In the chair. Both of you.
-[door opens]

01:19:22.500 --> 01:19:24.208
-Yes, is this the police?
-[door closes]

01:19:24.291 --> 01:19:27.208
-[Elise] Yes, I-I'm calling because…
-It's OK.

01:19:27.291 --> 01:19:30.250
I think I have some information
on somebody who's committed a crime.

01:19:31.250 --> 01:19:32.958
I think it's a... a couple.

01:19:33.250 --> 01:19:34.166
Um...

01:19:34.250 --> 01:19:39.250
I mean, it's a man and a woman,
and the woman is clearly the ringleader.

01:19:39.666 --> 01:19:42.000
Yeah, well,
she has blonde hair, blue eyes.

01:19:42.708 --> 01:19:45.666
Um, she's wearing a sparkly,
awful pink dress.

01:19:45.750 --> 01:19:47.125
-[whistles]
-And the man is…

01:19:47.208 --> 01:19:49.125
-What?
-[Elise] Um, a mismatched...

01:19:51.583 --> 01:19:54.666
No, the woman is clearly the one
who's running the show. Yeah.

01:19:54.750 --> 01:19:57.458
[whispers] Rain?
Why are you doing rain? It's not--

01:19:57.541 --> 01:20:00.958
I'm hoping you can get here quickly,
because I'm not sure what to do.

01:20:01.041 --> 01:20:03.375
No, I'm just a neighbor,
I saw them walking in,

01:20:03.458 --> 01:20:05.875
I was just minding my own business…

01:20:05.958 --> 01:20:08.041
[whispers] What hat? You need a hat?

01:20:09.875 --> 01:20:12.416
…I would say you should
bring everybody possible.

01:20:14.041 --> 01:20:15.833
-[whispers] I got it.
-[whispers] What?

01:20:15.916 --> 01:20:17.208
[whispers] I got it.

01:20:17.291 --> 01:20:19.083
-I got this.
-[Elise] There's so many.

01:20:19.583 --> 01:20:21.416
[rock music playing]

01:20:21.500 --> 01:20:22.625
What are you doing?

01:20:24.375 --> 01:20:25.666
[screams]

01:20:25.750 --> 01:20:27.125
[kids] Oh!

01:20:29.375 --> 01:20:31.666
[grunting]

01:20:34.000 --> 01:20:36.125
-[Margot groans]
-[Mim] Mrs. Finch!

01:20:36.750 --> 01:20:38.041
[Elise screams]

01:20:38.125 --> 01:20:39.750
-[Kevin] Yeah!
-[Clancy] Mom!

01:20:39.833 --> 01:20:42.166
[Mim] Oh my God. No, no, no. Oh, man!

01:20:42.791 --> 01:20:43.625
[Margot grunts]

01:20:43.708 --> 01:20:45.541
Mom! Dad, do something!

01:20:45.625 --> 01:20:46.541
I got it. I got it.

01:20:50.250 --> 01:20:52.625
[kids screaming]

01:20:54.458 --> 01:20:55.375
[Margot yelps]

01:20:55.458 --> 01:20:57.541
Honey, I-I have the gun.
Want me to throw it to you?

01:20:57.625 --> 01:20:59.458
[panting]

01:21:01.000 --> 01:21:02.916
-Shoot her!
-What? Shoot her? I...

01:21:03.000 --> 01:21:04.416
[grunting]

01:21:04.500 --> 01:21:07.583
I-I-I can't shoot a gun.
I've never shot a gun before in my life!

01:21:07.666 --> 01:21:09.041
I could really use some help!

01:21:09.125 --> 01:21:10.958
-[Elise yelps]
-OK, OK, OK.

01:21:12.291 --> 01:21:13.375
[Elise groans]

01:21:13.791 --> 01:21:14.958
-[Ron screams]
-[gunshot]

01:21:17.500 --> 01:21:19.166
[music fades out]

01:21:19.250 --> 01:21:20.125
Oh no.

01:21:20.541 --> 01:21:22.500
-[Ron] Oh!
-[panting]

01:21:22.583 --> 01:21:24.708
-Hey, are you OK? Are you alright?
-Yeah.

01:21:24.791 --> 01:21:25.750
-[Ron] OK.
-Ow!

01:21:25.833 --> 01:21:27.208
Oh, I'm sorry. Sorry.

01:21:27.291 --> 01:21:28.625
[gasps] Oh my God.

01:21:28.708 --> 01:21:31.958
-[sighs]
-I killed someone. I killed somebody.

01:21:33.333 --> 01:21:34.166
[sighs]

01:21:34.250 --> 01:21:36.833
-[groaning]
-[Kevin] Dad, she's moving.

01:21:37.416 --> 01:21:39.875
-[laughs] Yeah, she's moving!
-You didn't kill her!

01:21:39.958 --> 01:21:42.750
I didn't kill somebody.
Oh, she's waking up.

01:21:43.166 --> 01:21:46.333
We gotta go before Leo gets away,
or this whole thing becomes my mess.

01:21:46.416 --> 01:21:49.166
-Come on. Let's go!
-[Ron] Right, right. Go, go, go.

01:21:49.250 --> 01:21:51.083
[dramatic music playing]

01:21:52.083 --> 01:21:55.291
I can't believe you picked up that spider,
Mr. Finch. That was so brave!

01:21:55.375 --> 01:21:58.375
Oh, I don't know about brave, Lewis.
And I knew it was harmless.

01:21:58.458 --> 01:22:02.000
Harmless? That was a wolf spider,
one of the most poisonous in the world.

01:22:02.083 --> 01:22:05.791
It had an egg sac on its back, too,
which is, like, millions of poison babies.

01:22:05.875 --> 01:22:06.916
[voice quivers] Oh.

01:22:07.000 --> 01:22:09.083
Mom, no, no. This isn't our car.

01:22:09.166 --> 01:22:11.541
Oh my God, she's hot-wiring that car.

01:22:11.916 --> 01:22:12.833
[giggles]

01:22:13.208 --> 01:22:15.416
-[Clancy] Mom, you can hot-wire a car?
-[sighs]

01:22:15.500 --> 01:22:16.791
Teach us to do that!

01:22:16.875 --> 01:22:18.666
No! You should never do this.

01:22:18.750 --> 01:22:21.375
OK, what if our phones are dead,
there's a zombie apocalypse,

01:22:21.458 --> 01:22:23.500
there's a virus going around,
then, can you--

01:22:23.583 --> 01:22:25.666
-[all] Kevin!
-[groans]

01:22:25.750 --> 01:22:27.083
[engine revving]

01:22:27.166 --> 01:22:28.708
Look, guys! Look, it's Leo.

01:22:29.083 --> 01:22:31.125
-[Ron] There he is!
-[engine revving]

01:22:31.208 --> 01:22:33.250
-[engine starts]
-[Kevin] My God, Mom!

01:22:33.750 --> 01:22:35.000
We got it. Come on, get in!

01:22:35.083 --> 01:22:36.500
[indistinct shouting]

01:22:36.833 --> 01:22:37.666
Come on.

01:22:37.750 --> 01:22:38.583
-Hey, honey!
-Yeah?

01:22:38.666 --> 01:22:40.375
-Leo was wrong about one thing.
-What?

01:22:40.833 --> 01:22:42.416
I'm the one who drives carpool.

01:22:43.041 --> 01:22:44.166
Yeah, you are.

01:22:44.250 --> 01:22:46.125
[rock music playing]

01:22:46.208 --> 01:22:47.041
You got this!

01:22:48.416 --> 01:22:49.708
[Ron] Let's save our family.

01:22:49.791 --> 01:22:52.500
Woo-hoo... Oh...

01:22:52.583 --> 01:22:55.291
-Look at this! This is limited edition!
-Alright.

01:22:55.375 --> 01:22:56.916
-Heated seats!
-[Margot] Belts on.

01:22:57.416 --> 01:22:58.750
Nice, this is so nice.

01:22:58.833 --> 01:23:00.708
-[Margot] Focus. We gotta go.
-Here we go.

01:23:00.791 --> 01:23:02.791
-[engine revving]
-[Kevin] Not that way!

01:23:03.208 --> 01:23:04.333
-Sorry, I'm sorry.
-Dad!

01:23:04.416 --> 01:23:06.375
-[Mim] No! Mr. Finch!
-The adrenaline pumping.

01:23:06.458 --> 01:23:08.208
-[Clancy] Go!
-[Margot] Honey, drive!

01:23:08.291 --> 01:23:09.375
[Ron] Here we go!

01:23:10.375 --> 01:23:11.916
Oh, wow, this handles great!

01:23:12.875 --> 01:23:14.458
Oh! This thing's got some pickup!

01:23:14.541 --> 01:23:15.708
[sings] Limited edition!

01:23:15.791 --> 01:23:16.833
[engine revving]

01:23:17.208 --> 01:23:18.333
[Margot] There he is!

01:23:18.416 --> 01:23:19.458
He's going left!

01:23:19.541 --> 01:23:21.625
-[tires screeching]
-[all screaming]

01:23:21.708 --> 01:23:22.750
[panting]

01:23:22.833 --> 01:23:25.833
This is an adrenaline rush for sure.
[laughs]

01:23:25.916 --> 01:23:27.166
You're doing great, honey.

01:23:27.250 --> 01:23:30.250
[music continues]

01:23:30.333 --> 01:23:33.125
[engine revving]

01:23:33.375 --> 01:23:34.208
[gear shifts]

01:23:34.291 --> 01:23:35.791
[engines revving]

01:23:35.875 --> 01:23:37.625
[Ron] Oh! See how I took that turn?

01:23:37.708 --> 01:23:39.791
[Margot] Cut the curb.
Don't swerve so big.

01:23:39.875 --> 01:23:40.750
Dad! What now?

01:23:40.833 --> 01:23:43.750
What? I don't know.
I hadn't thought that far in advance, pal!

01:23:43.833 --> 01:23:44.875
What?

01:23:44.958 --> 01:23:46.416
-Dad, I have an idea.
-What?

01:23:46.875 --> 01:23:48.916
This is a laser pen. Maybe I could--

01:23:49.000 --> 01:23:51.250
What are you doing with a laser pen?

01:23:52.541 --> 01:23:54.041
-[Clancy] No!
-[Mim screams]

01:23:54.625 --> 01:23:55.500
Oh!

01:23:56.916 --> 01:23:58.375
-[Mim screams]
-Oh, man!

01:23:58.458 --> 01:24:00.125
[Mim screams] What is happening?

01:24:00.208 --> 01:24:02.666
Oh, no, I don't think that came from us.

01:24:02.958 --> 01:24:04.125
That was us!

01:24:04.208 --> 01:24:06.208
-That was us.
-We'll leave a note.

01:24:06.958 --> 01:24:08.916
-[laughs]
-[engine revving]

01:24:10.708 --> 01:24:12.041
OK. Here we go. I got him.

01:24:12.125 --> 01:24:13.500
[tires screeching]

01:24:14.541 --> 01:24:15.416
Ron, watch out!

01:24:15.875 --> 01:24:17.083
[engine revving]

01:24:17.166 --> 01:24:18.416
[all sigh]

01:24:19.666 --> 01:24:20.958
[indistinct shouting]

01:24:23.458 --> 01:24:25.083
[kids screaming]

01:24:25.166 --> 01:24:26.625
We are all going to die.

01:24:29.958 --> 01:24:32.583
-Roll down the window. I have an idea!
-What? OK.

01:24:32.666 --> 01:24:34.208
[engine revving]

01:24:34.875 --> 01:24:36.125
Hey! Hey, Leo!

01:24:36.833 --> 01:24:40.000
Leo! You wanna dance
with the minivan, man?

01:24:40.333 --> 01:24:43.000
Well, check out this side-impact safety!

01:24:43.083 --> 01:24:44.375
What?

01:24:45.500 --> 01:24:46.958
-[Leo grunts]
-[tires screeching]

01:24:47.041 --> 01:24:48.208
[Leo gasps]

01:24:48.375 --> 01:24:49.291
[screaming]

01:24:54.833 --> 01:24:55.875
[tires screech]

01:24:55.958 --> 01:24:57.791
[dramatic music playing]

01:25:00.708 --> 01:25:02.541
[Ron] Everybody's OK? OK.

01:25:03.458 --> 01:25:04.791
I got Leo! You get the kids!

01:25:04.875 --> 01:25:06.958
-Uh, everyone OK?
-[kids] Yeah.

01:25:07.041 --> 01:25:08.458
[Ron grunts]

01:25:12.250 --> 01:25:13.666
-[panting]
-[Ron] Leo!

01:25:15.000 --> 01:25:15.833
Leo!

01:25:16.208 --> 01:25:17.541
I got him, honey. I got him.

01:25:17.625 --> 01:25:20.458
-[groaning]
-[fabric tearing]

01:25:20.541 --> 01:25:21.541
[grunting]

01:25:21.625 --> 01:25:24.208
Oh, any excuse
to whip out the guns, right?

01:25:24.291 --> 01:25:25.750
-Uh...
-[Clancy] Mom?

01:25:25.833 --> 01:25:27.875
-Yeah?
-Dad might need you more than we do.

01:25:27.958 --> 01:25:29.041
I think you're right.

01:25:32.958 --> 01:25:34.666
[Ron] I got him! [grunting]

01:25:36.250 --> 01:25:37.250
[yelling]

01:25:39.916 --> 01:25:42.375
[groans] Why are your fingers
so freakishly strong?

01:25:42.458 --> 01:25:45.416
Oh, you mean my incredible
finger strength and dexterity?

01:25:45.500 --> 01:25:48.208
I'm a pastry chef, Leo!

01:25:48.291 --> 01:25:49.583
[panting]

01:25:49.666 --> 01:25:52.375
I'm not going to jail.
I have lunch duty on Monday.

01:25:52.750 --> 01:25:53.666
[grunts]

01:25:53.750 --> 01:25:57.041
[dramatic music continues]

01:26:15.583 --> 01:26:17.041
["Feeling Golden" by Hamil plays]

01:26:17.125 --> 01:26:18.166
[gasps]

01:26:19.166 --> 01:26:20.500
-Dude.
-[laughs]

01:26:20.583 --> 01:26:21.666
-Dude!
-We did it!

01:26:21.750 --> 01:26:23.208
-Whoa.
-[laughs] Yes!

01:26:23.291 --> 01:26:25.875
Don't mess with a pastry chef,
<i>or </i>his family,

01:26:25.958 --> 01:26:28.166
'cause you will get the hammer!

01:26:28.250 --> 01:26:29.958
Yeah! You meatball!

01:26:30.041 --> 01:26:31.958
[indistinct shouting]

01:26:34.333 --> 01:26:36.291
[Margot] You're my daughter alright.

01:26:36.625 --> 01:26:38.625
-[music continues]
-[cheering]

01:26:38.916 --> 01:26:42.708
<i>♪ I feel, I feel golden</i>
<i>I feel like glitter on my shoulders ♪</i>

01:26:42.791 --> 01:26:45.291
[police sirens blaring]

01:26:45.375 --> 01:26:48.250
[Kevin] And then we went up
to this super cool house,

01:26:48.333 --> 01:26:50.458
but really, it was just his safe house.

01:26:50.791 --> 01:26:54.291
And then he told us that he's a bad guy
and not the good guy.

01:26:54.375 --> 01:26:56.916
-[in high voice] What?
-Yeah, basically, Leo...

01:26:59.041 --> 01:26:59.916
So...

01:27:00.875 --> 01:27:01.708
wow.

01:27:03.833 --> 01:27:04.833
[chuckles]

01:27:05.291 --> 01:27:07.750
Wow. You certainly had an exciting life.

01:27:09.208 --> 01:27:10.791
-Before me.
-Yeah.

01:27:13.750 --> 01:27:15.208
You know, you, you...

01:27:17.000 --> 01:27:18.708
You and me, we were always…

01:27:18.791 --> 01:27:22.958
I mean, I always knew you were
out of my league, but now I get it.

01:27:23.458 --> 01:27:24.625
I was your cover.

01:27:25.916 --> 01:27:26.750
Right?

01:27:27.208 --> 01:27:29.416
-This life we built--
-Honey, we are real.

01:27:29.500 --> 01:27:31.000
-We are?
-Yeah.

01:27:32.458 --> 01:27:33.916
Of course this is real.

01:27:35.208 --> 01:27:37.291
Yeah, no, I thought,
I mean, I thought so.

01:27:42.541 --> 01:27:45.000
I love you, and I love our family.

01:27:45.083 --> 01:27:48.166
Mr. and Mrs. Finch, my mom and dad
are gonna pick me up at eight o'clock.

01:27:48.833 --> 01:27:50.500
-Oh!
-Lewis, you're right.

01:27:50.583 --> 01:27:52.250
-[Ron] Sugar balls.
-[Margot] Yeah.

01:27:54.583 --> 01:27:56.083
-Henry!
-[Ron] Henry!

01:27:56.333 --> 01:27:57.166
[Kevin] Angus!

01:27:57.541 --> 01:27:59.083
Henry, we're comin' to you.

01:28:02.458 --> 01:28:03.666
[Ron] Well, well, well.

01:28:03.750 --> 01:28:06.791
Old roommate Henry
from University of Nebraska.

01:28:06.875 --> 01:28:08.250
Go Huskers!

01:28:09.041 --> 01:28:10.791
Hope there's no hard feelings.

01:28:13.416 --> 01:28:15.500
You know,
you were kind of a hero tonight.

01:28:16.125 --> 01:28:19.958
Seriously. You totally saved us
with the whole fake kid band story.

01:28:20.583 --> 01:28:22.166
Then when we were swimming, too.

01:28:22.250 --> 01:28:25.583
Ye-Ye-Yeah, but it wasn't, like,
a big deal or anything--

01:28:25.666 --> 01:28:28.541
No... it was a big deal, Kev.

01:28:31.541 --> 01:28:33.083
You're a really brave, kid.

01:28:35.958 --> 01:28:36.791
Oh my God.

01:28:37.833 --> 01:28:41.666
This was literally the craziest night
we are ever going to live...

01:28:42.375 --> 01:28:44.041
and I didn't post any of it.

01:28:44.750 --> 01:28:45.583
Waste.

01:28:46.000 --> 01:28:46.833
Hey.

01:28:48.000 --> 01:28:48.833
Um...

01:28:50.041 --> 01:28:52.500
I'm sorry. I've been kinda mean lately.

01:28:53.333 --> 01:28:56.041
I think, sometimes, I get jealous.

01:28:56.375 --> 01:28:57.541
Jealous of me?

01:28:57.625 --> 01:28:59.625
[Clancy] Yeah. I dunno. It's just...

01:28:59.708 --> 01:29:02.375
It seems so easy for you
to be yourself,

01:29:02.458 --> 01:29:04.416
not care what anyone thinks.

01:29:05.291 --> 01:29:06.916
I wish I could be more like that.

01:29:07.000 --> 01:29:10.083
I wish I could be more like you.
You're the best cellist ever.

01:29:11.125 --> 01:29:12.958
I mean, I'm not good at anything.

01:29:13.333 --> 01:29:16.000
What? You tell the most amazing stories!

01:29:16.083 --> 01:29:17.125
You're so creative.

01:29:17.208 --> 01:29:19.541
I mean, the stuff you make up, it's crazy,

01:29:19.625 --> 01:29:22.083
and-and weird, and smart.

01:29:22.541 --> 01:29:26.416
-You're a pretty cool little brother.
-Thanks. You're a pretty awesome sister.

01:29:26.958 --> 01:29:28.125
[chuckles]

01:29:28.208 --> 01:29:29.041
[sighs]

01:29:33.125 --> 01:29:33.958
Um, Mom…

01:29:35.833 --> 01:29:37.083
I wanna go to Boston.

01:29:37.666 --> 01:29:41.041
I want to apply to the Berklee School
of Music Summer Program.

01:29:41.416 --> 01:29:42.916
And I know what you're gonna say.

01:29:43.000 --> 01:29:45.333
I'm too young,
I can't stay in the city by myself--

01:29:45.416 --> 01:29:46.250
Yes.

01:29:47.458 --> 01:29:48.958
Y-Yes what?

01:29:51.041 --> 01:29:53.166
Henry, I'm going through your files, OK?

01:29:59.375 --> 01:30:01.958
[Clancy] Wait, what? You were a musician?

01:30:02.958 --> 01:30:05.625
Not just a musician. You were a cellist.

01:30:06.000 --> 01:30:07.833
-Yeah.
-Wow.

01:30:07.916 --> 01:30:10.291
The Pescatrici Quartet
wasn't just a crime syndicate.

01:30:10.833 --> 01:30:12.833
How do you think
we got into those fancy events?

01:30:13.666 --> 01:30:17.458
Berklee's one of the best programs
in the world, and you're ready for it.

01:30:17.541 --> 01:30:20.583
-[laughs] Wait, for real?
-You're a fantastic cellist.

01:30:21.333 --> 01:30:23.708
I happen to know a thing or two
about that subject.

01:30:24.125 --> 01:30:26.708
I happen to know absolutely nothing
about that subject.

01:30:27.083 --> 01:30:28.666
But I do agree with your mom.

01:30:29.083 --> 01:30:30.333
You are fantastic.

01:30:30.750 --> 01:30:32.208
[Margot] You're going to Boston.

01:30:32.958 --> 01:30:33.833
It's time.

01:30:34.583 --> 01:30:36.583
[both laughing]

01:30:39.000 --> 01:30:40.416
This mean I get a phone, too?

01:30:40.500 --> 01:30:41.583
-Yeah, sure.
-No.

01:30:41.666 --> 01:30:42.666
Oh, no.

01:30:42.750 --> 01:30:44.875
-Y-Yeah.
-Yeah. OK.

01:30:45.708 --> 01:30:47.375
-[Mim] To Boston!
-[giggles]

01:31:13.166 --> 01:31:14.000
Hey.

01:31:15.000 --> 01:31:15.833
Hi.

01:31:16.208 --> 01:31:18.541
You, um... you left your jacket
on Joey's boat.

01:31:18.625 --> 01:31:21.208
Right. Thank you. [laughs]

01:31:21.291 --> 01:31:22.625
[Travis] How was the swim?

01:31:23.500 --> 01:31:25.583
-Awful. Yeah.
-[laughs]

01:31:25.666 --> 01:31:27.458
Well, it was a really nice jump.

01:31:27.541 --> 01:31:30.333
-Is that the senior?
-[Clancy] Glad to see you're not in jail.

01:31:30.416 --> 01:31:32.208
-[Travis] No, not in jail.
-Right. Yeah.

01:31:35.166 --> 01:31:36.375
I'll talk to you at school.

01:31:36.458 --> 01:31:37.416
-See you.
-Bye.

01:31:37.500 --> 01:31:38.500
[inaudible]

01:31:38.583 --> 01:31:41.375
Hi, guys. Why are you all in costume?

01:31:41.458 --> 01:31:43.041
-Is everything OK?
-[all] Yeah.

01:31:43.125 --> 01:31:43.958
[Kevin] Totally!

01:31:44.041 --> 01:31:46.333
-[Mim] Yeah.
-[Ron] Couldn't be better if you ask me.

01:31:46.416 --> 01:31:48.375
Yeah, we're just watering the flowers.

01:31:49.000 --> 01:31:50.416
-No.
-Uh-oh.

01:31:50.500 --> 01:31:53.625
Lewis, there's obviously
something going on here...

01:31:55.291 --> 01:31:56.916
and I think I know what it is.

01:31:58.625 --> 01:32:00.000
Mrs. Patoc, I can explain--

01:32:00.083 --> 01:32:03.125
Lewis, you forgot to wear
your special pee-pee underpants.

01:32:05.500 --> 01:32:07.333
Mom, I don't need 'em anymore.

01:32:09.708 --> 01:32:10.625
Awesome sleepover.

01:32:11.083 --> 01:32:11.916
Totally.

01:32:13.125 --> 01:32:13.958
Yeah!

01:32:14.708 --> 01:32:16.958
-[Mrs. Patoc] Thanks for everything.
-[Mim] Yep.

01:32:17.041 --> 01:32:19.625
-[Ron] Anytime.
-We should do it again sometime.

01:32:19.708 --> 01:32:20.833
-Nope.
-Or not.

01:32:20.916 --> 01:32:23.083
-[all] Bye!
-[Lewis] Thanks, Mr. Finch.

01:32:23.166 --> 01:32:24.333
-OK.
-Take care.

01:32:24.416 --> 01:32:25.750
-[sighs]
-That's it, right?

01:32:25.833 --> 01:32:28.250
We can get back
to our normal lives now, right?

01:32:29.791 --> 01:32:30.666
Probably.

01:32:31.958 --> 01:32:32.791
Probably?

01:32:33.250 --> 01:32:35.750
-Probably?
-[Margot sighs] Gotta get these shoes off.

01:32:35.833 --> 01:32:38.583
[Ron] OK, take them off,
then can you answer the question?

01:32:38.666 --> 01:32:40.958
-[Margot] I did.
-[Ron] You said "probably," which means--

01:32:41.041 --> 01:32:42.500
[Margot] Yes, that's the answer.

01:32:42.583 --> 01:32:44.708
[Ron]
That implies there's more I need to know.

01:32:44.791 --> 01:32:46.208
[Margot] Any cupcakes left?

01:32:46.291 --> 01:32:49.041
["Do It Like This"
by Daphne Willis playing]

01:32:49.291 --> 01:32:51.666
<i>♪ They wanna see us, wanna be us</i>
<i>Nah we don't play ♪</i>

01:32:51.750 --> 01:32:53.375
<i>♪ Gettin' fancy, edge of your seat ♪</i>

01:32:53.458 --> 01:32:55.458
<i>♪ Groove makin' you move</i>
<i>C'mon get on your feet ♪</i>

01:32:55.541 --> 01:32:59.583
<i>♪ It's like, one, two, what's the move</i>
<i>I got two, three, follow me ♪</i>

01:32:59.666 --> 01:33:03.916
<i>♪ I got four, five, that's the vibe</i>
<i>Like six, do it like this ♪</i>

01:33:04.000 --> 01:33:10.000
<i>-♪ Get up, right now ♪</i>
<i>-♪ Woo ♪</i>

01:33:10.083 --> 01:33:12.125
<i>-♪ Get up ♪</i>
<i>-♪ Do it like this ♪</i>

01:33:12.208 --> 01:33:18.375
<i>-♪ Get up, right now ♪</i>
<i>-♪ Woo ♪</i>

01:33:18.458 --> 01:33:20.666
<i>-♪ Get up ♪</i>
<i>-♪ Do it like this ♪</i>

01:33:22.500 --> 01:33:23.416
<i>♪ Woo ♪</i>

01:33:24.625 --> 01:33:25.458
<i>♪ Hey ♪</i>

01:33:26.583 --> 01:33:28.708
<i>-♪ Woo ♪</i>
<i>-♪ Here we go, come on♪</i>

01:33:28.791 --> 01:33:30.708
♪ <i>Everybody's gonna have</i>
<i>A really good time</i> ♪

01:33:30.791 --> 01:33:33.250
<i>♪ Got a crew ready to do</i>
<i>What's poppin’ tonight, yeah ♪</i>

01:33:33.333 --> 01:33:34.833
<i>♪ Yeah, you know it’s the place to be ♪</i>

01:33:34.916 --> 01:33:37.041
<i>♪ So get next to me</i>
<i>We be feelin’ so fine ♪</i>

01:33:37.125 --> 01:33:41.041
<i>♪ It's like, one, two, what's the move</i>
<i>I got two, three, follow me ♪</i>

01:33:41.125 --> 01:33:45.208
<i>♪ I got four, five, that's the vibe</i>
<i>Like six, do it like this ♪</i>

01:33:45.291 --> 01:33:51.416
<i>-♪ Get up, right now ♪</i>
<i>-♪ Woo ♪</i>

01:33:51.500 --> 01:33:53.625
<i>-♪ Get up ♪</i>
<i>-♪ Do it like this ♪</i>

01:33:53.708 --> 01:33:56.666
<i>-♪ Do, do, do, do, do, do ♪</i>
<i>-♪ Woo ♪</i>

01:33:56.750 --> 01:33:58.791
<i>-♪ Do, do, do, do, do, do ♪</i>
<i>-♪ Hey ♪</i>

01:33:58.875 --> 01:34:04.083
<i>-♪ Do, do, do, do ♪</i>
<i>-♪ Ooh yeah, feelin' so good ♪</i>

01:34:04.166 --> 01:34:08.208
<i>♪ Ooh yeah, feelin' so fine ♪</i>

01:34:08.291 --> 01:34:12.375
<i>♪ Ooh yeah, feelin' so good ♪</i>

01:34:12.458 --> 01:34:14.416
<i>♪ Feelin' so good ♪</i>

01:34:16.333 --> 01:34:22.541
<i>-♪ Get up, right now ♪</i>
<i>-♪ Woo ♪</i>

01:34:22.625 --> 01:34:24.583
<i>-♪ Get up ♪</i>
<i>-♪ Do it like this ♪</i>

01:34:24.666 --> 01:34:30.791
<i>-♪ Get up, right now ♪</i>
<i>-♪ Woo ♪</i>

01:34:30.875 --> 01:34:32.750
<i>-♪ Get up, right now ♪</i>
<i>-♪ Woo ♪</i>

01:34:32.833 --> 01:34:34.541
<i>-♪ Get up ♪</i>
<i>-♪ Woo ♪</i>

01:34:34.625 --> 01:34:36.000
<i>♪ Do it like what? ♪</i>

01:34:36.458 --> 01:34:37.291
<i>♪ Like this ♪</i>

01:34:39.000 --> 01:34:39.833
<i>♪ Woo ♪</i>

01:34:41.083 --> 01:34:41.916
<i>♪ Hey ♪</i>

01:34:43.125 --> 01:34:43.958
<i>♪ Woo ♪</i>

01:34:44.416 --> 01:34:45.458
<i>♪ Do it like this ♪</i>

01:34:45.541 --> 01:34:48.208
<i>-♪ Do, do, do, do, do, do ♪</i>
<i>-♪ Woo ♪</i>

01:34:48.291 --> 01:34:50.500
<i>♪ Do, do, do, do, do, do ♪</i>

01:34:50.583 --> 01:34:52.500
<i>-♪ Do, do, do, do, do, do ♪</i>
<i>-♪ Woo ♪</i>

01:34:52.583 --> 01:34:54.708
<i>-♪ Do it like this ♪</i>
<i>-♪ Do, do, do, do, do, do ♪</i>

01:34:54.791 --> 01:34:56.750
<i>-♪ Do, do, do, do, do, do ♪</i>
<i>-♪ Woo ♪</i>

01:34:56.833 --> 01:34:58.791
<i>♪ Do, do, do, do, do, do ♪</i>

01:34:58.875 --> 01:35:00.833
<i>-♪ Do, do, do, do, do, do ♪</i>
<i>-♪ Woo ♪</i>

01:35:00.916 --> 01:35:03.000
<i>-♪ Do it like this ♪</i>
<i>-♪ Do, do, do, do, do, do ♪</i>

01:35:03.083 --> 01:35:05.000
<i>-♪ Do, do, do, do, do, do ♪</i>
<i>-♪ Woo ♪</i>

01:35:05.083 --> 01:35:07.083
<i>-♪ Do, do, do, do, do, do ♪</i>
<i>-♪ Hey ♪</i>

01:35:07.166 --> 01:35:09.083
<i>-♪ Do, do, do, do, do, do ♪</i>
<i>-♪ Woo ♪</i>

01:35:10.583 --> 01:35:16.833
<i>-♪ Get up, right now ♪</i>
<i>-♪ Woo ♪</i>

01:35:16.916 --> 01:35:18.833
<i>-♪ Get up ♪</i>
<i>-♪ Do it like this ♪</i>

01:35:18.916 --> 01:35:25.041
<i>-♪ Get up, right now ♪</i>
<i>-♪ Woo ♪</i>

01:35:25.125 --> 01:35:27.083
<i>-♪ Get up, right now ♪</i>
<i>-♪ Woo ♪</i>

01:35:27.166 --> 01:35:28.791
<i>-♪ Get up ♪</i>
<i>-♪ Woo ♪</i>

01:35:28.875 --> 01:35:30.250
<i>♪ Do it like what? ♪</i>

01:35:30.708 --> 01:35:31.541
<i>♪ Like this ♪</i>

01:35:32.083 --> 01:35:34.083
[upbeat music plays]

01:35:34.107 --> 01:35:54.107
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