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♪ Hey ♪
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♪ Hello, world, this is me ♪
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♪ Girl on fire, baby, take a seat ♪
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♪ I'll be what you want
But never what you need ♪
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♪ I really like the skin on me
'Cause it fits me ♪
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♪ I've been learning to fly
Above everything ♪
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♪ Come with me, we can ride
'Cause we're still waiting for wings ♪
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♪ Hello, world ♪
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♪ Hello, hello... ♪
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Welcome
to the Australian Wildlife Park,
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home to the cutest animals in the world.
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We're here! Look at them all!
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Whoa!
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Mummy, Mummy, can I please have
one of these? Please?
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Aw, baby bilbies!
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Can I take one home?
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Take my picture! Take my picture!
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Oh my gosh! It's Pretty Boy!
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Yay! Pretty Boy!
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Aw.
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Okay, folks, just give the little fella
some air, would ya?
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He's a bit tuckered out.
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But his webcam is on 24-7,
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so you can see him anytime
on the Pretty Boy app.
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Yay!
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We love you!
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- Bye!
- Bye, Pretty Boy!
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I wanna go see the ugly animals.
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Dolores, you come back here!
Those creatures are dangerous.
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I'm not afraid
of some stupid, smelly, ugly...
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What's going on?
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Did Jackie scare another kid?
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Yep.
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She's such a ham.
The show hasn't even started yet.
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- She didn't bite anyone, did she?
- Nah.
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Just gave some whiny kid a bit of a scare.
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Probably the first time
she's seen a croc close-up.
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Wait till they get a peep
at Maddie.
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Showtime, guys.
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Do they have to blast that horn?
Why can't they play panpipes?
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You're a deadly scorpion, Nigel.
Forget the panpipes.
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I hate showtime.
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Should we wake Maddie
and tell her what it's like out there?
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Nah. Let the poor thing sleep.
She'll know soon enough.
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- Aw, not the pincers!
- Ugh! Could they at least warm 'em up?
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Righto, guys, grab some glass.
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Mmm.
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Oh, stop. Please!
I'm ticklish. Please stop!
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Hey, hey, hey!
Watch the spikes! That's soft tissue!
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Good luck, Maddie.
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G'day, gorgeous.
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Hi, Chaz.
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How's my special girl?
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Ready to get out there
and meet your public?
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Yes.
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And I know you can't understand me,
but I'm gonna make you so proud out there.
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You call that a smile? Come on,
where are those fabulous fangs?
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Maddie, those people are gonna go nuts
when they see you.
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So let's get out there
and show the world how beautiful you are.
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They're horrible. They're disgusting.
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They're the deadliest creatures
on the planet.
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But have no fear.
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'Cause they're guarded by the toughest
and bravest hero in the whole world.
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He puts the Aussie in awesome.
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The wonder from Down Under.
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He's my dad, Chaz Hunt.
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Thanks, Chazzie.
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I don't know about being a hero, folks,
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but the ol' chip off the block's right
about one thing.
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These animals are deadly.
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Step back, son. Step back.
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‘Cause it's time to meet Jackie,
the saltwater crocodile.
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This beast from the billabong
could swallow you whole.
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But not on my watch!
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Come and get me, you ugly monster!
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- Come on. Easy!
- Papa!
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I'll take her from here, son.
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Easy. Whew! Crikey!
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That was tougher than tackling
a Tasmanian tiger off a tucker box.
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It's not just the big critters
you gotta look out for.
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- Chazzie, bring out the creepy crawlies.
- Here ya go, Dad!
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In this box
is one of Australia's deadliest creatures.
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And he's no bigger than my hand.
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Sting, sting. Ouch, ouch.
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Grr. Grr.
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Not scary enough? How'd you like
to hold this hairy little beauty,
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a venomous funnel web spider!
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He's extra toey right now because
it's funnel web spider mating season,
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and he's the only one in captivity.
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I can't believe he just told them that.
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You have been a bit tense lately, Frank.
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Hang about!
What's this disgusting thing under my hat?
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Ugh! Your face?
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A thorny devil lizard!
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Ew.
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But by far, the deadliest creature
on this planet is the taipan snake.
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There is no creature
more deadly, more venomous.
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Now stand back, folks.
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I trained her myself
the moment she came out of the egg.
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Please let them love me.
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Oh no, set the bar lower, Maddie.
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Like. Please like me.
Liking would be fine,
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and like could become love,
and like would be terrific.
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- Break a leg, Maddie!
- She doesn't have any legs.
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She can borrow one of mine.
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So prepare to meet...
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...Medusa!
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Oh, the sun!
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Oh my gosh. Thank you. Ah!
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It's so amazing finally meeting you all.
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Um, I... I've never even seen
the sun before.
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Now show 'em that beautiful smile.
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Well, didn't I warn you, folks?
She is a cold-blooded killer!
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Wait, what?
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Look at those hideous fangs!
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"Hideous"? But you... you said...
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Hear that horrible hiss?
That means she's about to attack!
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Look at her!
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Just one drop from this snake's venom
can kill 100 people
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in less than ten seconds.
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Get that monster away from my son!
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"Monster"?
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Righto! Back in your box!
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- Get in there, you ugly monster!
- Good one, son!
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But I'm not a monster, am I?
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The park
is now closing, folks,
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but don't forget to tune in
to the Pretty Boy app
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to watch
everyone's favorite koala go to bed.
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Night night, little guy. Sleep tight.
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Bonne nuit, Pretty Boy.
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Aw.
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This is Mission Control
patching you through to Pretty Boy now.
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Aw.
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Ow!
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Oh!
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Are you okay, Maddie?
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Get down, you crazy croc.
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Be careful, Jackie.
They don't know you're kidding.
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Ah! They love it!
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Besides, keeps me young.
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And how are my babies tonight?
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Maddie! I almost forgot.
Today was your first show. How'd it go?
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Aw. That bad, huh?
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Oh, honey.
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Look at me. Come on.
Show Auntie Jackie that beautiful face.
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I'm not beautiful.
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I'm a monster.
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Because a few humans screamed?
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They were terrified, Jackie.
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I... I made them cry.
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So? Have some fun with it. I do.
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That's not who we really are.
Frank, who are you?
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Australian funnel web,
Hadronyche cerberea.
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Not the label on your cage, love.
In your heart. What's your true passion?
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Interpretive dance.
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What? Why is that so funny, Zoe?
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I thought you needed a partner
to be a dancer.
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Don't be mean! It's not Frank's fault
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that it's mating season,
and he can't get a date.
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Oh my God. Please, can everybody
just stop talking about that?
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I'm single by choice! By choice, people!
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And Nigel... Nigel just wants
everything to be beautiful.
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I have a horror of beige.
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And Zoe's so smart,
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she's always figuring out
clever ways to escape.
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And as for you, you can...
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- Kill 100 people in ten seconds!
- Seriously?
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Uh, I was just complimenting
her ruthless efficiency.
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Not helping, Frank.
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You can be whoever you want.
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So who cares
what a bunch of silly humans think?
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But... but Chaz said that they'd love me.
He said I was special.
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And you are special.
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No, not in that way,
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not like him.
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- Ugh. Gross.
- I hate him.
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I'd love a snuggle.
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Uh, I mean, boo.
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People love him.
They line up for hours just to hug him.
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No one's ever gonna wanna hug me.
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Unless you threaten them
with your insatiable bloodlust.
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- Frank!
- It's just a pitch.
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Aw. You know what you need?
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- A nice bedtime story to cheer you up.
- Yay!
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Now you kids were brought here
when you were just babies,
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so you wouldn't remember anything
about the outback.
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Oh, I do, I do. I mean, not much
but, uh, just a song my mum used to sing.
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- Why don't you sing it to us now?
- And maybe Frank can dance!
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Uh, maybe Frank needs help.
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It... it... it's a twig. I know that.
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But try telling my heart.
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♪ Sleep, little one ♪
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♪ Close your eyes ♪
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♪ Your body's cooling with the night ♪
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♪ Let your worries slip away ♪
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♪ Tomorrow is a brand-new day ♪
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- Aw.
- Aw, that's beautiful, hon.
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Your mum must've loved you very much.
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I wish I'd known her.
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Well, can't say I ever met her,
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but before I came here,
I visited a lot of places in the outback.
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- What was your favorite place?
- Oh boy, that's a tough one.
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- She tells us every night, Nigel.
- Shh.
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I think my favorite place is
the mountains where I grew up.
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- I knew it! I knew she was gonna say that.
- She says it every night!
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They're
the most beautiful mountains in the world.
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Tall as the sky!
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- What color?
- Red as a bushberry.
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Except at sunset, when they turn
the true color of the outback.
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- Burnt sienna.
- That's right.
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And that's the place
where all of you come from.
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And I know that one day
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you're gonna find your way
back to those mountains
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and meet your families.
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Now go to sleep, my babies.
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First show's
always the hardest, hon.
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It gets easier. I promise.
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Wake up! Wake up! Wake up!
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Wake up! Wake up! Wake up!
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Wake up, snakey! Wake up!
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♪ Tumble outta bed
And I stumble to the kitchen ♪
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♪ Pour myself a cup of ambition ♪
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♪ And yawn and stretch
And try to come to life... ♪
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It's Pretty Boy!
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Mom, the koalas!
I want one. You promised me.
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- Pretty Boy!
- Look, it's Pretty Boy!
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Whoa!
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♪ It's all taking and no giving ♪
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♪ They just use your mind... ♪
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Aw.
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Back in your box!
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Stay still, ya mean old croc!
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Ahh!
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Sting, sting! Ouch, ouch!
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Back in your box!
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Help!
There's a kid in the crocodile pool!
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Croc on the loose!
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- Daddy!
- Chazzie!
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Jackie!
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Help me!
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She's gonna eat me!
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What? No! I just want to help.
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Daddy! Ahh!
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Oh no! Oh!
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Ah! She's going for him!
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Get that monster away from my son!
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Don't worry, love. Your dad's on his way.
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Ahh!
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Ahh!
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What's happening?
Why are there sirens? I hate sirens.
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- Maybe the park's on fire.
- Maybe Pretty Boy died.
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Nah. I've seen the plans for his funeral.
There's a choir.
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It's Jackie.
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They thought she was attacking Chaz's son,
but she was just trying to help.
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Put a muzzle on her!
Get her out of here!
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Down! Down!
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Leave her alone!
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She didn't do anything!
She was just trying to help! Jackie!
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- Maddie.
- I've gotta get outta here.
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- Let me out!
- Maddie!
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I'll take a closer look, okay?
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Oh, Jackie.
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No.
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It wasn't my fault, Dad! Honest!
I was just trying to be like you.
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Hey. I'm not mad at you, Chazzie.
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You're... you're not?
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It's never easy
seeing an animal get taken away like that.
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Look, that croc had it coming.
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I mean, these creatures are killers, son.
Never forget it.
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I was so proud of you out there.
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Not every kid can stare down the gullet
of a two-ton killing machine
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and come away with dry daks.
That takes guts.
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Thanks, Dad.
00:17:09.750 --> 00:17:12.375
Now, how about a bedtime story?
00:17:12.458 --> 00:17:13.541
Where were we?
00:17:13.625 --> 00:17:15.333
Chapter four.
00:17:15.416 --> 00:17:18.625
"How I Fought a Giant Python
and Lost Your Mother."
00:17:19.166 --> 00:17:21.250
"The swamp was steamy
with the stench of death
00:17:21.333 --> 00:17:22.958
as we began our honeymoon."
00:17:23.041 --> 00:17:24.875
"I paddled the canoe upstream..."
00:18:00.500 --> 00:18:02.583
Who's gonna tell us stories now?
00:18:02.666 --> 00:18:05.000
Um, Maddie?
00:18:05.083 --> 00:18:07.000
Tell us about the mountains.
00:18:13.041 --> 00:18:14.208
No.
00:18:14.291 --> 00:18:15.291
Why not?
00:18:15.333 --> 00:18:18.083
Because I'm done just talking about them.
00:18:18.750 --> 00:18:22.791
I say we go out
and see them for ourselves.
00:18:22.875 --> 00:18:24.750
- What?
- Break out of here tonight.
00:18:24.833 --> 00:18:26.333
Are you nuts?
00:18:26.416 --> 00:18:32.208
Those mountains are in the outback!
That's 500... 500... 1,500... nine miles away.
00:18:32.291 --> 00:18:35.291
No, no, no. I can't leave my glass box.
The glass box is me.
00:18:35.375 --> 00:18:39.208
- I'm the box.
- Breathe, Nigel. Breathe.
00:18:40.208 --> 00:18:41.666
Well, we're down to three.
00:18:41.750 --> 00:18:42.750
Guys, listen to me.
00:18:42.833 --> 00:18:46.250
I know it's scary,
but do you want to end up like Jackie?
00:18:46.333 --> 00:18:49.666
Spend your whole lives
being put on display like freaks?
00:18:49.750 --> 00:18:53.333
Because that's what
we are in here. Monsters.
00:18:57.041 --> 00:19:02.791
But out there, we're someone's kid,
someone's brother, sister...
00:19:04.833 --> 00:19:05.750
family.
00:19:09.541 --> 00:19:11.916
- Out there, we can be...
- Dancers?
00:19:12.708 --> 00:19:13.833
Ourselves.
00:19:16.583 --> 00:19:19.000
Zoe, climb out and unlock our cases.
00:19:19.625 --> 00:19:23.041
Tonight, we're going back to the outback.
00:19:34.333 --> 00:19:36.958
♪ I'm the bad guy ♪
00:19:41.250 --> 00:19:42.250
♪ Duh ♪
00:19:56.125 --> 00:19:57.125
Oh!
00:20:02.041 --> 00:20:04.458
♪ I'm the bad guy ♪
00:20:08.875 --> 00:20:10.250
Ow!
00:20:14.625 --> 00:20:15.625
Ah!
00:20:15.708 --> 00:20:22.166
♪ I'm only good at being bad, bad ♪
00:20:22.250 --> 00:20:23.541
I think we're gonna make it.
00:20:23.625 --> 00:20:27.375
Don't say that! Every time
someone says that, something always...
00:20:27.458 --> 00:20:28.833
Who's doing that?
00:20:28.916 --> 00:20:29.916
Look!
00:20:31.333 --> 00:20:32.666
Pretty Boy?
00:20:34.041 --> 00:20:36.375
- Hi, sorry. Do you mind not doing that?
- What?
00:20:36.458 --> 00:20:39.166
We're trying to escape.
Someone might hear you.
00:20:39.250 --> 00:20:42.291
- Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize.
- That's okay. Just...
00:20:42.375 --> 00:20:45.791
- So you want me to stop doing this?
- Yes! Stop!
00:20:45.875 --> 00:20:48.708
Sorry!
Can't hear you over all this noise!
00:20:48.791 --> 00:20:50.041
They'll see us!
00:20:50.125 --> 00:20:51.000
Please!
00:20:51.083 --> 00:20:54.291
We're just trying to get to the outback
so we can find our families.
00:20:54.375 --> 00:20:56.041
Oh.
00:20:56.625 --> 00:20:59.958
Wow! That is so inspiring.
00:21:00.041 --> 00:21:04.541
Families are
very important to me too.
00:21:04.625 --> 00:21:07.708
You're a snake!
You're not gonna get five yards.
00:21:07.791 --> 00:21:09.166
And anyway, what kind of family
00:21:09.250 --> 00:21:11.208
is gonna want
a bunch of ugly bugs like you?
00:21:11.291 --> 00:21:13.208
You're really mean.
00:21:13.291 --> 00:21:14.791
But he's so adorable.
00:21:14.875 --> 00:21:17.041
You're right. I should do it like this.
00:21:17.125 --> 00:21:19.125
Over here, Mr. Policeman!
00:21:19.208 --> 00:21:24.125
Some animals are trying to kill me!
I'm in distress. Koala in distress!
00:21:24.208 --> 00:21:25.458
Stop that! Grab him!
00:21:25.541 --> 00:21:28.541
Go ahead and try. Snakes can't climb.
00:21:28.625 --> 00:21:31.625
- Snakes can climb! Get away!
- Please be quiet!
00:21:31.708 --> 00:21:34.416
Get your scaly mitts off me.
Let me go! Help!
00:21:34.500 --> 00:21:35.958
Please! Please be quiet.
00:21:36.041 --> 00:21:38.958
I can't die yet! I'm not even 27! He...
00:21:54.208 --> 00:21:55.208
Ahh!
00:21:56.291 --> 00:21:58.250
Ahh!
00:22:00.833 --> 00:22:04.416
Oh no! I killed Pretty Boy.
I've murdered a celebrity.
00:22:04.500 --> 00:22:07.166
No, you didn't.
Your venom only knocks 'em out, Nigel.
00:22:07.250 --> 00:22:09.833
He'll wake up in a minute.
He might have a headache.
00:22:09.916 --> 00:22:13.666
Then we'll have to get him out of here.
Count of three. One, two, three!
00:22:13.750 --> 00:22:15.291
Whoa!
00:22:17.958 --> 00:22:18.833
Ooh!
00:22:18.916 --> 00:22:20.458
Oh, we're free! We're free!
00:22:20.541 --> 00:22:23.791
I feel so liberated, so virile.
00:22:23.875 --> 00:22:26.500
But we're not safe yet. Hurry.
00:22:34.625 --> 00:22:36.416
- Look at that.
- Wow!
00:22:36.500 --> 00:22:38.250
It's Jackie's mountains!
00:22:38.333 --> 00:22:39.166
We made it!
00:22:39.250 --> 00:22:40.375
Yay!
00:22:41.166 --> 00:22:44.500
Um, uh, I think that's the city.
00:22:45.791 --> 00:22:48.458
Sorry, yeah, that makes more sense.
00:22:48.541 --> 00:22:51.791
It felt too easy, right?
But we're on our way.
00:22:51.875 --> 00:22:56.750
And somewhere beyond those lights
is the outback.
00:22:57.666 --> 00:22:58.916
I hate to break it to you,
00:22:59.000 --> 00:23:01.500
but there's a lot of water
between us and those lights.
00:23:01.583 --> 00:23:04.250
And none of us know how to swim,
so how are we gonna...
00:23:04.333 --> 00:23:06.750
What's wrong with Frank?
00:23:06.833 --> 00:23:09.000
- Frank, what are you doing?
- I dunno.
00:23:09.083 --> 00:23:11.791
It's like
now that we're in the wild,
00:23:11.875 --> 00:23:14.041
some kind of instinct's taken over.
00:23:14.125 --> 00:23:15.208
You mean...
00:23:15.291 --> 00:23:17.583
Oh! Oh! I think it's a mating dance.
00:23:25.458 --> 00:23:28.541
Okay, if he's gonna do that the whole way,
I'm taking the bus.
00:23:28.625 --> 00:23:29.958
There's a bus?
00:23:32.208 --> 00:23:33.916
Guys, focus.
00:23:34.000 --> 00:23:36.416
We need to find a way across the harbor.
00:23:36.500 --> 00:23:39.583
- Oh! Does anyone know a friendly turtle?
- Or we could find a raft.
00:23:39.666 --> 00:23:41.666
That's exactly what I was gonna say.
00:23:41.750 --> 00:23:42.625
What's a raft?
00:23:42.708 --> 00:23:44.375
Anything made of wood.
00:23:44.458 --> 00:23:46.000
What do we do with Satan's teddy bear?
00:23:46.083 --> 00:23:49.250
Ugh, we have to take him with us,
or he'll sound the alarm again.
00:23:49.333 --> 00:23:51.250
We can let him go when we get to the city.
00:23:51.333 --> 00:23:53.208
I want my snuggly. Mmm.
00:23:53.291 --> 00:23:55.458
Ugh! He's so furry and hot.
00:23:56.000 --> 00:23:57.083
Come on.
00:24:03.083 --> 00:24:06.333
Do you think you could've found a raft
that wasn't full of holes?
00:24:06.416 --> 00:24:07.750
You said "made of wood."
00:24:07.833 --> 00:24:11.875
Guys, guys, don't argue.
Look at us. We're on our way.
00:24:11.958 --> 00:24:16.250
And check out the sky.
I've never seen the sky at night before.
00:24:17.541 --> 00:24:21.916
- What are all those twinkly dots?
- I think they're called dandruff.
00:24:22.000 --> 00:24:23.250
- "Dandruff"?
- Yeah.
00:24:23.333 --> 00:24:26.833
You know that stuff that comes off humans
when they scratch their hair?
00:24:26.916 --> 00:24:29.375
It floats up into the sky,
and it shines at night.
00:24:29.458 --> 00:24:32.375
Wow. Dandruff.
00:24:33.375 --> 00:24:36.125
Oh, look,
what a pretty little sailing boat!
00:24:36.208 --> 00:24:38.208
That's not a boat, Nigel. That's a...
00:24:38.291 --> 00:24:39.333
Shark!
00:24:39.416 --> 00:24:40.500
Paddle! Paddle!
00:24:40.583 --> 00:24:41.833
It's circling us.
00:24:41.916 --> 00:24:43.416
Paddle in circles!
00:24:43.500 --> 00:24:44.916
Ahh!
00:24:45.000 --> 00:24:48.208
What? What's going on?
Why is my bottom wet?
00:24:48.291 --> 00:24:49.458
Are we getting colonics?
00:24:49.541 --> 00:24:50.833
Just grab a leaf and paddle!
00:24:50.916 --> 00:24:53.875
You koalanapped me, you psycho worm!
00:24:53.958 --> 00:24:56.125
You snitched on us, you dirty little bear!
00:24:56.208 --> 00:24:58.041
- Just you wait till...
- Bigger problems!
00:25:00.083 --> 00:25:02.291
Ahh!
00:25:04.541 --> 00:25:07.833
Oh, sorry to scare you.
I get that reaction a lot.
00:25:07.916 --> 00:25:09.125
It's the smile, isn't it?
00:25:09.208 --> 00:25:12.208
You know, I took some acting classes,
did a few mime workshops.
00:25:12.291 --> 00:25:13.875
But it's just not me, you know?
00:25:13.958 --> 00:25:17.041
So I thought, "Hey,
stop trying to change who you are."
00:25:17.125 --> 00:25:20.000
"Just be yourself, the face of death,
00:25:20.083 --> 00:25:21.875
aka Jacinta."
00:25:21.958 --> 00:25:24.375
- Hi!
- Ahh!
00:25:24.458 --> 00:25:28.000
Hey! Aren't you that snake
who can kill 100 people in ten seconds?
00:25:28.083 --> 00:25:29.500
Oh. No, not really.
00:25:29.583 --> 00:25:31.416
It's... it's more like 94, 95 tops.
00:25:31.500 --> 00:25:34.375
But you've probably eaten
a lot more people than that, right?
00:25:34.458 --> 00:25:36.938
Sorry. I don't know why I said that.
That was so inappropriate.
00:25:37.000 --> 00:25:40.208
Nah, sounds about right.
Did you guys just escape from the park?
00:25:40.291 --> 00:25:41.958
Yeah! How'd you know?
00:25:42.041 --> 00:25:45.541
We get a lot of breakouts.
Last month, it was a dung beetle.
00:25:45.625 --> 00:25:48.000
Duncan? I thought
he got released back into the wild.
00:25:48.083 --> 00:25:51.458
The only place he got released was
into the belly of a seagull.
00:25:51.541 --> 00:25:55.625
Tragic. The one night I was off sick.
00:25:55.708 --> 00:25:58.000
Ugh! Could you be any more self-obsessed?
00:25:58.083 --> 00:26:00.208
Can everyone please focus on me for once?
00:26:00.291 --> 00:26:03.791
Razor face, take me back to the park,
or I'll have your fins made into soup.
00:26:03.875 --> 00:26:05.958
- "Razor face"?
- No, he didn't mean that.
00:26:06.041 --> 00:26:09.500
And we're not going back to the park.
We're on our way to the outback.
00:26:09.583 --> 00:26:13.750
- Then you've come to the right place.
- For I am......a secret agent.
00:26:13.833 --> 00:26:15.500
Lethal and deadly.
00:26:15.583 --> 00:26:18.041
- Designed to strike with stealth and...
- Oh!
00:26:18.125 --> 00:26:21.250
Sorry. Sorry.
Oh, now I'm making it worse, aren't I?
00:26:21.333 --> 00:26:24.750
Oh, it's these tiny fins.
It's why I could never knit.
00:26:24.833 --> 00:26:27.000
- I... I think we can just...
- No, no, no! No!
00:26:27.083 --> 00:26:29.583
I really am an agent,
and I'm here to help.
00:26:29.666 --> 00:26:33.583
See, I'm a member of... U.S.S.
00:26:33.666 --> 00:26:35.750
- "Us"?
- No. U.S.S.
00:26:35.833 --> 00:26:37.166
- "Ussss"?
- U.S.S.
00:26:37.250 --> 00:26:40.625
- Ussss.
- Now you're doing too many. Just U.S.S.
00:26:40.708 --> 00:26:45.375
- What?
- U.S.S., the Uglies Secret Society.
00:26:45.458 --> 00:26:48.250
It's a gang
of sensitive, misunderstood animals.
00:26:48.333 --> 00:26:52.375
In a world of cuddly koalas,
we are regarded as monsters.
00:26:52.458 --> 00:26:55.583
Don't worry.
The U.S.S. has networks everywhere.
00:26:55.666 --> 00:26:57.041
If you ever get into trouble,
00:26:57.125 --> 00:27:00.166
just say the password,
and a member of U.S.S. will help.
00:27:00.250 --> 00:27:03.083
What's the password?
00:27:03.166 --> 00:27:06.625
Hey. "I'm ugly. You're ugly.
We should all be this ugly."
00:27:06.708 --> 00:27:07.828
"Ugly is the new beautiful."
00:27:07.875 --> 00:27:08.916
What?
00:27:09.000 --> 00:27:11.625
"I'm ugly. You're ugly.
We should all be this ugly."
00:27:11.708 --> 00:27:13.333
"Ugly is the new beautiful."
00:27:14.375 --> 00:27:16.250
False alarm.
00:27:17.375 --> 00:27:19.166
That's a really long password.
00:27:20.041 --> 00:27:21.921
Yeah, um, I hate to rush.
I think we're sinking.
00:27:22.000 --> 00:27:23.500
Oh, right! On it!
00:27:24.625 --> 00:27:27.666
Let's get you guys
to the other side before the sun comes up.
00:27:27.750 --> 00:27:30.083
That's when
the really scary creatures come out.
00:27:30.166 --> 00:27:32.166
- What are they?
- Humans!
00:27:34.208 --> 00:27:38.333
We need an urgent dispatch,
59372 at the Australian Wildlife Park...
00:27:38.416 --> 00:27:41.291
Stone the crows, what's happened here?
00:27:43.041 --> 00:27:44.333
They've gone, sir.
00:27:45.083 --> 00:27:47.500
And look what they've done to Pretty Boy.
00:27:49.208 --> 00:27:50.875
Crikey!
00:27:50.958 --> 00:27:53.041
What are you gonna do, Dad?
00:27:54.833 --> 00:27:57.041
I'll tell you what I'm gonna do, son.
00:27:58.208 --> 00:27:59.541
I'm gonna go out there
00:28:00.375 --> 00:28:01.958
and call Pest Control.
00:28:02.666 --> 00:28:03.666
Pest Control?
00:28:03.750 --> 00:28:06.583
- Aren't you gonna hunt 'em down yourself?
- Eh?
00:28:06.666 --> 00:28:10.958
You know, like how you hunted those wolves
who ate those orphans?
00:28:11.041 --> 00:28:14.958
Oh! Right. Yeah, yeah.
But well, they ate orphans, you know, so...
00:28:15.041 --> 00:28:18.541
You said that snake
was the deadliest creature on the planet.
00:28:18.625 --> 00:28:23.416
They're a menace to society, Dad,
and you're the only one who can stop 'em.
00:28:23.500 --> 00:28:24.958
Please?
00:28:40.416 --> 00:28:42.750
Pack your peashooter
and some clean undies, son.
00:28:42.833 --> 00:28:44.041
Yay!
00:28:44.125 --> 00:28:46.291
We got some deadly creatures to hunt.
00:28:52.083 --> 00:28:54.666
Once you're through the city,
head for the Blue Mountains.
00:28:54.750 --> 00:28:59.333
- They sound pretty. What kind of blue?
- Uh, kind of a smoky eucalyptus blue.
00:28:59.416 --> 00:29:00.708
Like a cerulean or...
00:29:00.791 --> 00:29:03.375
They're mountains, Nigel.
I'm sure we'll find them.
00:29:03.458 --> 00:29:04.666
Thanks, Jacinta!
00:29:04.750 --> 00:29:08.000
And remember, if you need help, contact...
00:29:08.083 --> 00:29:09.250
U.S.S.
00:29:09.875 --> 00:29:12.125
Aw, what a sweetheart.
00:29:12.208 --> 00:29:14.625
Hey, watch where you're going!
00:29:14.708 --> 00:29:17.541
- A lot of humans.
- Maybe some of them are nice.
00:29:17.625 --> 00:29:20.541
- They're gonna kill us.
- Right. Forgot that. Let's move on.
00:29:20.625 --> 00:29:21.708
And I'd love to stay,
00:29:21.791 --> 00:29:24.666
but I'm afraid I'm late
for my appointment with the real world.
00:29:24.750 --> 00:29:25.583
Hey, watch it!
00:29:25.666 --> 00:29:27.916
By the way,
you're never gonna get to the outback.
00:29:28.000 --> 00:29:31.375
You should quit now before you get
your friends killed.
00:29:31.458 --> 00:29:34.250
- Later, losers!
- What a jerk!
00:29:34.333 --> 00:29:38.541
Oh, but look at his cute little bottom.
Like it was knitted by angels.
00:29:41.583 --> 00:29:43.333
♪ I don't dance, I work ♪
00:29:43.416 --> 00:29:45.208
♪ I don't play, I slay ♪
00:29:45.291 --> 00:29:47.333
♪ I don't walk I strut, strut, strut ♪
00:29:47.416 --> 00:29:48.750
- ♪ And then sashay ♪
- ♪ Okay ♪
00:29:48.833 --> 00:29:50.875
♪ What did that girl just say, girl? ♪
00:29:51.958 --> 00:29:53.791
♪ Wave, wave, blow a kiss ♪
00:29:53.875 --> 00:29:57.625
♪ Face, lips, eyes, nose
Camera, click, we pose... ♪
00:30:01.083 --> 00:30:02.750
Yes, it's me.
00:30:02.833 --> 00:30:04.541
It's good to be back.
00:30:04.625 --> 00:30:06.791
So I've just been through a major trauma,
00:30:06.875 --> 00:30:10.291
and I'm in desperate need of a sound bath
followed by a regular bath.
00:30:10.375 --> 00:30:13.583
Could someone call my therapist Brenda
and get her to send the chopper?
00:30:13.666 --> 00:30:18.916
- Timmy, get away from that thing!
- What? Timmy, it's me. It's Pretty Boy.
00:30:19.500 --> 00:30:20.958
♪ Doobie, doobie, doo ♪
00:30:21.041 --> 00:30:22.583
Look at me! I'm Pretty Boy!
00:30:27.791 --> 00:30:31.750
Rabies? I don't have rabies.
00:30:31.833 --> 00:30:34.750
I'm Pretty Boy!
What are you doing with those umbrellas?
00:30:34.833 --> 00:30:37.393
- Quickly! Before it bites someone!
- I'm not gonna bite!
00:30:37.458 --> 00:30:39.541
I've still got my Invisalign in! Look!
00:30:39.625 --> 00:30:42.416
He's going into spasms!
00:30:43.750 --> 00:30:45.208
- Kill him!
- Ahh!
00:30:49.458 --> 00:30:50.791
Clear.
00:30:50.875 --> 00:30:53.041
- Ouch!
- Have you always been this spiky?
00:30:53.125 --> 00:30:55.208
Have you always been this clueless?
00:30:55.291 --> 00:30:58.791
- Who knew intimacy would be so painful?
- Shh. Come on, guys.
00:31:01.416 --> 00:31:04.666
Don't worry. I know where I'm going.
Snakes have a built-in radar.
00:31:04.750 --> 00:31:06.250
- That's bats.
- Oh.
00:31:06.333 --> 00:31:10.416
- In that case, I am completely lost.
- Maybe we could ask Pretty Boy.
00:31:14.125 --> 00:31:16.250
Help!
00:31:17.333 --> 00:31:18.916
- Stop him!
- Get him!
00:31:19.583 --> 00:31:22.208
Save me.
They're trying to kill me.
00:31:22.291 --> 00:31:24.250
They're the ones in the poster.
00:31:24.333 --> 00:31:26.750
The zombie koala's got
a scorpion and a snake!
00:31:26.833 --> 00:31:29.833
- Get back!
- Taipans are vicious killers.
00:31:29.916 --> 00:31:32.083
- That's not true!
- Yes, it is! Take her!
00:31:32.166 --> 00:31:34.708
- What?
- You'll get a huge reward! Ooh!
00:31:34.791 --> 00:31:35.625
What do we do?
00:31:35.708 --> 00:31:38.333
Ah! Dear God, don't let me die
with ugly animals.
00:31:38.416 --> 00:31:41.208
The Uglies Secret Society!
What's the password?
00:31:41.291 --> 00:31:42.166
Ooh. Um...
00:31:42.250 --> 00:31:44.791
- Something about ugly is bad...
- No. Ugly isn't bad.
00:31:44.875 --> 00:31:47.708
No, ugly is good but...
No, that's not right, is it?
00:31:50.125 --> 00:31:51.708
Kill them!
00:31:51.791 --> 00:31:53.666
Just hurry up!
00:31:53.750 --> 00:31:56.125
I'm ugly. You're ugly.
We should all be this ugly.
00:31:56.208 --> 00:31:57.666
Ugly is the new beautiful!
00:31:59.708 --> 00:32:00.916
Crush 'em!
00:32:02.041 --> 00:32:03.458
Everybody, step back!
00:32:04.875 --> 00:32:08.125
But what happened to Pretty Boy?
00:32:14.916 --> 00:32:16.083
He... hello?
00:32:16.166 --> 00:32:17.416
Is anyone there?
00:32:21.166 --> 00:32:23.916
Are you friendly chipmunks?
00:32:30.708 --> 00:32:33.791
I don't think they're chipmunks.
00:32:33.875 --> 00:32:35.333
- Oh.
- Redbacks.
00:32:35.416 --> 00:32:36.666
Don't anybody move.
00:32:36.750 --> 00:32:39.250
Their venom is ten times
as deadly as mine.
00:32:39.791 --> 00:32:40.791
Oh.
00:32:40.833 --> 00:32:43.416
Oh, I've never been
so ar... aroused in my life.
00:32:43.500 --> 00:32:45.000
Keep it together, Frank.
00:32:50.750 --> 00:32:52.458
Um... Are you with...
00:32:52.541 --> 00:32:54.375
The Uglies Secret Society?
00:32:55.291 --> 00:32:56.333
Yes.
00:32:56.416 --> 00:32:59.625
Nice pumps. Aren't you that snake who...
00:32:59.708 --> 00:33:03.625
Can kill 100 people in ten seconds?
Yep, that's me!
00:33:03.708 --> 00:33:06.083
So not tired of hearing that.
00:33:06.708 --> 00:33:12.458
Impressive. Welcome to U.S.S.
I'm Legs Luciano, capo of the east coast.
00:33:12.541 --> 00:33:14.666
I'm Frank. What are you doing later?
00:33:15.916 --> 00:33:17.208
Eating my husband.
00:33:17.291 --> 00:33:18.791
And after that? Oh!
00:33:18.875 --> 00:33:20.458
How did you find us?
00:33:20.541 --> 00:33:22.791
Jacinta gave us the password.
00:33:22.875 --> 00:33:25.333
Good agent. Tricky smile.
00:33:25.416 --> 00:33:27.708
- Can you help us get through the city?
- Sure.
00:33:27.791 --> 00:33:31.583
And don't worry. Everyone here
knows what you've been through.
00:33:31.666 --> 00:33:34.333
We've all been condemned by society,
00:33:34.416 --> 00:33:37.083
driven into the sewers.
You're safe with us.
00:33:37.166 --> 00:33:38.333
Phew!
00:33:38.416 --> 00:33:42.041
Except him. He's really attractive.
We're gonna have to kill him.
00:33:43.666 --> 00:33:46.375
- But it's okay, Legs. He's with us.
- Very well.
00:33:46.458 --> 00:33:48.958
But if he stumbles
into some flattering lighting,
00:33:49.041 --> 00:33:50.541
I can't be held responsible.
00:33:50.625 --> 00:33:52.416
I won't. I swear. I'll stick with Barry.
00:33:52.500 --> 00:33:53.892
- It's Maddie.
- That's what I said.
00:33:53.916 --> 00:33:57.708
- Why did you bring those humans after us?
- They think I'm deadly and disgusting.
00:33:57.791 --> 00:33:58.791
They think I'm you.
00:33:58.875 --> 00:34:02.041
You can't got back to the park.
I guess you're stuck with Barry.
00:34:02.125 --> 00:34:03.125
Do I have a choice?
00:34:03.166 --> 00:34:06.250
Yeah. You can go back outside
and get clubbed to death by your fans.
00:34:06.333 --> 00:34:08.375
Eh, it's kind of a cool headline.
00:34:08.458 --> 00:34:12.166
Okay. Let's go, ladies.
Stacy, Tina Q, you're backup.
00:34:15.250 --> 00:34:18.458
I've never had a pretty friend before.
Can I call you PB?
00:34:18.541 --> 00:34:20.250
- No.
- Can I wipe my bottom with your fur?
00:34:20.333 --> 00:34:21.875
- What?
- Jeez, Nigel.
00:34:21.958 --> 00:34:24.083
Why would you even say
something like that?
00:34:24.166 --> 00:34:27.666
- I was joking! That was a joke.
- Was it, though, really?
00:34:27.750 --> 00:34:29.625
Are we waiting for the valet?
00:34:29.708 --> 00:34:31.250
No. A flush.
00:34:31.333 --> 00:34:32.666
Okay. Sorry, what?
00:34:35.416 --> 00:34:36.416
Whoa!
00:34:38.166 --> 00:34:40.500
- Ugh, gross!
- Yeah! Whoo!
00:34:42.333 --> 00:34:44.125
Not my beautiful fur!
00:34:44.208 --> 00:34:45.208
Whoo-hoo!
00:34:45.250 --> 00:34:47.750
Yes! I'm flying!
00:34:47.833 --> 00:34:49.791
Hey, look, I can swim! Whoo!
00:34:50.500 --> 00:34:51.541
No. No, I can't.
00:34:55.708 --> 00:34:56.875
Whoo-hoo!
00:34:57.416 --> 00:35:01.250
Look at me. I'm surfing.
Ha-ha! Check it out!
00:35:01.333 --> 00:35:03.250
- Whoa!
- Go, Zoe!
00:35:03.333 --> 00:35:05.791
Zoe, be careful. That pipe looks rusty.
00:35:06.291 --> 00:35:08.208
Whoa!
00:35:09.458 --> 00:35:10.916
Oh!
00:35:11.833 --> 00:35:12.958
Ugh!
00:35:13.041 --> 00:35:17.500
What's that? Is that an eyeball?
I'm pretty sure that's somebody's eyeball.
00:35:17.583 --> 00:35:19.375
Ahh! I swallowed it!
00:35:23.291 --> 00:35:24.375
Ah!
00:35:24.458 --> 00:35:26.000
Slimy scales! Ugh!
00:35:26.083 --> 00:35:28.833
- Get your toilet-water fur off me.
- Get those fangs away from me.
00:35:40.500 --> 00:35:42.375
- Oh, I feel sick.
- Ew!
00:35:42.458 --> 00:35:44.250
I feel amazing!
00:35:51.541 --> 00:35:54.625
Ugh! Look at my fur.
I have to call Martine.
00:35:54.708 --> 00:35:56.333
Martine?
00:35:56.416 --> 00:35:58.500
Martine, I can't talk. I'm falling.
00:35:59.666 --> 00:36:01.000
Oh brother!
00:36:09.708 --> 00:36:11.500
Over there, Dad!
00:36:12.000 --> 00:36:13.208
It's Chaz and Chazzie!
00:36:13.291 --> 00:36:15.708
And a sale on outdoor furniture!
00:36:20.041 --> 00:36:21.416
- Ow!
- Ouch!
00:36:30.666 --> 00:36:34.166
- Dang it! We lost 'em!
- Hey. Don't worry, son.
00:36:34.250 --> 00:36:37.000
I once captured ten Komodo dragons
using nothing more
00:36:37.083 --> 00:36:40.333
than a pair of budgie smugglers
and some Vegemite. We'll get 'em.
00:36:47.916 --> 00:36:49.000
They're gone.
00:36:52.250 --> 00:36:53.250
Salut, darling.
00:36:53.666 --> 00:36:56.958
Shame on you for wearing fur.
00:36:57.041 --> 00:36:58.958
Ahh!
00:36:59.041 --> 00:37:00.041
Agh!
00:37:02.083 --> 00:37:03.083
Huh?
00:37:04.208 --> 00:37:06.541
- Pretty Boy!
- What's he doing?
00:37:10.750 --> 00:37:14.041
♪ Now take a look at me now ♪
00:37:15.083 --> 00:37:18.416
♪ 'Cause there's just an empty space ♪
00:37:20.208 --> 00:37:24.583
♪ But to wait for you is all I can do ♪
00:37:24.666 --> 00:37:27.333
♪ And that's what I've got to face ♪
00:37:27.416 --> 00:37:30.625
♪ Take a good look at me now ♪
00:37:31.500 --> 00:37:35.458
♪ 'Cause I'll still be standin' here ♪
00:37:36.291 --> 00:37:39.041
♪ You coming back to me ♪
00:37:39.125 --> 00:37:41.083
♪ Is against the odds ♪
00:37:41.166 --> 00:37:44.541
♪ It's the chance I've got to take... ♪
00:37:44.625 --> 00:37:46.000
A moving tribute
00:37:46.083 --> 00:37:50.500
by Pretty Boy's corecipient
of the Nobel Peace Prize, Phil Collins.
00:37:50.583 --> 00:37:53.541
The heroic koala passed away
after contracting rabies
00:37:53.625 --> 00:37:56.208
from a group of deadly animals
still at large
00:37:56.291 --> 00:37:58.625
and believed to be extremely dangerous.
00:37:59.541 --> 00:38:02.750
Coming up next,
Giggles, the world's cutest quokka.
00:38:02.833 --> 00:38:03.750
What?
00:38:03.833 --> 00:38:06.166
That's my snuggly. He stole my snuggly!
00:38:06.250 --> 00:38:09.708
I know where you live, Giggles!
You're dead meat!
00:38:10.708 --> 00:38:12.916
Maddie, what are you doing?
Just leave him.
00:38:13.000 --> 00:38:14.250
Zoe! Catapult!
00:38:14.333 --> 00:38:15.708
Hmm. What's a cata...
00:38:20.208 --> 00:38:22.250
- Bye, Legs.
- We'll always have the sewers.
00:38:22.333 --> 00:38:23.166
Good luck!
00:38:25.083 --> 00:38:26.083
Dad!
00:38:26.166 --> 00:38:28.541
Guys, grab hold of me!
00:38:34.333 --> 00:38:35.208
Where'd they go?
00:38:35.291 --> 00:38:36.291
There!
00:38:40.208 --> 00:38:41.208
Dang!
00:38:41.750 --> 00:38:44.500
Oh well, we gave it our best shot,
Chazzie. Maybe we should...
00:38:44.583 --> 00:38:47.291
Hack into the mainframe
and get an ID on that license plate?
00:38:47.375 --> 00:38:48.958
Eh?
00:38:49.041 --> 00:38:51.250
It's a catering van
from the Western Plains School.
00:38:51.333 --> 00:38:52.166
But we can't...
00:38:52.250 --> 00:38:54.791
Get to that school first
unless we run every red light?
00:38:54.875 --> 00:38:55.958
Well, yeah, but...
00:38:56.041 --> 00:38:58.291
You're the coolest dad in the world!
00:38:58.375 --> 00:38:59.375
Come on!
00:39:07.541 --> 00:39:08.750
What is this place?
00:39:08.833 --> 00:39:11.041
I dunno, but at least there are no humans.
00:39:11.125 --> 00:39:13.750
Except for him,
and he doesn't look very well.
00:39:14.958 --> 00:39:17.000
- Ahh!
- Hey. Check this out.
00:39:17.083 --> 00:39:21.333
♪ When a man loves a woman... ♪
00:39:22.250 --> 00:39:24.083
What's going on? What's that sound?
00:39:24.166 --> 00:39:26.500
I think it's coming
from behind that fish tank.
00:39:26.583 --> 00:39:28.375
But what if it's a human?
00:39:28.458 --> 00:39:30.250
No human can sing like that.
00:39:31.375 --> 00:39:35.083
♪ If she is bad
He can't see it ♪
00:39:35.166 --> 00:39:36.833
It's the voice of an angel.
00:39:36.916 --> 00:39:39.000
♪ She can do no wrong ♪
00:39:40.041 --> 00:39:44.625
♪ He'd turn his back on his best friend
If he put her down ♪
00:39:44.708 --> 00:39:45.750
Ew.
00:39:45.833 --> 00:39:49.666
Actually, those warts are
a really lovely and rare shade of topaz.
00:39:49.750 --> 00:39:51.666
Oh. Hey there, guys. I didn't see you.
00:39:52.916 --> 00:39:56.166
Well, don't just stand there.
Come on in. Pull up a chair. Chill.
00:39:57.416 --> 00:40:00.416
Wow. This day just keeps getting uglier.
00:40:00.500 --> 00:40:06.208
Hi. I'm Maddie, and these are my friends,
Frank, Zoe, Nigel, and, um, Pretty Boy.
00:40:06.291 --> 00:40:08.166
And I'm Doug. Put it there.
00:40:08.958 --> 00:40:11.958
I would literally rather gnaw off
my own paw.
00:40:12.500 --> 00:40:15.833
And that beautiful creature
in the next cage
00:40:15.916 --> 00:40:18.625
is my special lady, Doreen.
00:40:18.708 --> 00:40:20.500
- So she's taken?
- Hi.
00:40:21.875 --> 00:40:25.791
Ugh! Blech! I'm hit! Oh God!
That was my lip. Am I gonna die?
00:40:25.875 --> 00:40:29.041
Sorry if we don't get up,
but as you can see, we're prisoners.
00:40:29.125 --> 00:40:30.666
Locked up by a human.
00:40:30.750 --> 00:40:33.750
- Did he have a mustache?
- It was a lady, but yes, I think so.
00:40:33.833 --> 00:40:34.916
I can still taste it.
00:40:35.000 --> 00:40:36.541
Toad spit!
00:40:36.625 --> 00:40:38.583
That's terrible! I'm so sorry.
00:40:38.666 --> 00:40:41.291
Humans are the most horrible creatures
on the planet.
00:40:42.291 --> 00:40:45.625
Maddie, don't be too hard on them.
They do try their best.
00:40:45.708 --> 00:40:48.708
Don't make excuses
for them, Doug. They're awful.
00:40:48.791 --> 00:40:52.250
My eye!
Why does this keep happening to me?
00:40:52.333 --> 00:40:53.958
Um, Maddie?
00:40:54.041 --> 00:40:57.666
Uh, if you could let us out, like, now,
we'd be so grateful.
00:40:57.750 --> 00:40:59.041
Maddie? Quick word.
00:40:59.125 --> 00:41:00.208
♪ When a man... ♪
00:41:00.291 --> 00:41:02.208
Just playing thorny devil's advocate,
00:41:02.291 --> 00:41:05.000
but maybe there's a reason
they've been locked in separate cages.
00:41:05.083 --> 00:41:07.291
Zoe, they're cane toads
who love each other.
00:41:07.375 --> 00:41:08.833
- Where's the harm in that?
- But...
00:41:08.916 --> 00:41:10.791
I mean, look at them!
00:41:10.875 --> 00:41:12.875
♪ Good thing he's found ♪
00:41:13.458 --> 00:41:15.416
Of course, we'll let you out.
00:41:20.000 --> 00:41:21.541
- Dougy!
- Doreen!
00:41:23.958 --> 00:41:25.208
Aw.
00:41:25.791 --> 00:41:29.166
Ew! Ew, ew, ew, ew.
00:41:29.250 --> 00:41:31.458
I am so lonely.
00:41:31.541 --> 00:41:34.291
Ah, thank you, Maddie.
We'll never forget your kindness.
00:41:34.375 --> 00:41:38.541
- If there's anything we can do...
- Well, we're on our way to the outback.
00:41:38.625 --> 00:41:40.785
Could you tell us
how to get across the Blue Mountains?
00:41:40.833 --> 00:41:41.666
Get away!
00:41:41.750 --> 00:41:43.083
Nothing easier. Mmm.
00:41:43.166 --> 00:41:45.916
The school buses are leaving for the day.
00:41:46.000 --> 00:41:48.250
I'm sure one of them goes
to the mountains.
00:41:48.333 --> 00:41:50.791
The children
would be happy to help.
00:41:50.875 --> 00:41:53.208
They're such darlings.
00:41:57.916 --> 00:41:58.791
Ahh!
00:41:58.875 --> 00:42:00.916
Whoa!
00:42:02.708 --> 00:42:04.208
What was that sound?
00:42:04.291 --> 00:42:05.625
Panpipes.
00:42:06.208 --> 00:42:09.000
How are we gonna figure out
which one is the mountain bus?
00:42:09.083 --> 00:42:10.375
Follow the blue bow.
00:42:11.458 --> 00:42:12.875
I look like an alien.
00:42:12.958 --> 00:42:15.208
Seriously, mate, they're not that bad.
00:42:15.291 --> 00:42:16.875
I look like a monster.
00:42:18.416 --> 00:42:20.041
What's so special about a blue bow?
00:42:20.125 --> 00:42:22.958
That's not just blue.
That's cerulean with eucalypt highlights.
00:42:23.041 --> 00:42:24.875
And notice the gumnut earrings.
00:42:24.958 --> 00:42:26.958
She's got Blue Mountains couture
all over her.
00:42:27.041 --> 00:42:28.791
Wow, Nigel, that's incredible.
00:42:28.875 --> 00:42:30.250
- Let's go!
- No!
00:42:30.750 --> 00:42:32.333
That's it. I am done.
00:42:32.416 --> 00:42:35.291
I have been kidnapped,
attacked by sharks and spiders.
00:42:35.375 --> 00:42:36.833
I've been licked by a toad.
00:42:36.916 --> 00:42:40.041
I haven't seen my therapist in two days.
I am not going...
00:42:43.375 --> 00:42:44.625
It's just easier.
00:42:45.416 --> 00:42:46.708
See you tomorrow.
00:42:46.791 --> 00:42:48.125
Come on. Let's go.
00:42:51.458 --> 00:42:53.666
- I'll text you later.
- All right.
00:42:59.541 --> 00:43:01.208
No, no dessert for me please.
00:43:05.125 --> 00:43:07.833
Let's see the cheese trolley.
00:43:21.375 --> 00:43:22.875
We're on the wrong bus!
00:43:22.958 --> 00:43:24.166
Look!
00:43:31.625 --> 00:43:34.166
I've got an idea.
00:43:34.833 --> 00:43:36.916
Whoo!
00:43:39.791 --> 00:43:42.250
- We lost Pretty Boy.
- Aw, gee, what a shame!
00:43:47.625 --> 00:43:49.625
- Yay! We did it!
- We did it!
00:43:57.166 --> 00:43:58.166
Aw, nuts!
00:44:02.875 --> 00:44:04.791
Stop! Stop! Oh!
00:44:13.833 --> 00:44:18.250
Hi, kids. I'm Chaz Hunt.
We're looking for some deadly animals.
00:44:18.958 --> 00:44:21.416
Tell us where they are, or I'll thump ya!
00:44:23.833 --> 00:44:24.916
♪ Run to the hills ♪
00:44:25.000 --> 00:44:27.083
♪ Get to the top, feel all the thrills ♪
00:44:27.166 --> 00:44:29.000
♪ And it's gonna be hard at times ♪
00:44:29.083 --> 00:44:30.583
♪ But not too hard for me ♪
00:44:30.666 --> 00:44:32.458
♪ I'm screaming ♪
00:44:32.541 --> 00:44:37.375
♪ So the world can hear my roar ♪
00:44:39.291 --> 00:44:41.125
♪ This feeling ♪
00:44:41.208 --> 00:44:45.500
♪ No, my heart can't pound no more ♪
00:44:45.583 --> 00:44:51.291
♪ I came, and I conquered
Now you'll hear me roar ♪
00:44:51.375 --> 00:44:55.458
♪ I came, and I conquered
Now you'll watch me soar ♪
00:44:55.541 --> 00:44:58.583
♪ I came, and I conquered
Now you'll hear me roar... ♪
00:44:58.666 --> 00:45:00.125
Ah!
00:45:00.208 --> 00:45:03.125
Yeah. Yeah, now this is more like it.
00:45:03.208 --> 00:45:06.791
Yeah, he's so much nicer
as a couch than a koala.
00:45:07.416 --> 00:45:12.000
Oh, I hope I'm as happy in the outback
as I am right now.
00:45:12.083 --> 00:45:15.500
Of course, you will be.
We'll be with our families.
00:45:15.583 --> 00:45:17.375
What if we don't like our families?
00:45:17.458 --> 00:45:18.916
Or... or if they don't like us?
00:45:19.000 --> 00:45:20.208
Nigel can be very needy.
00:45:20.291 --> 00:45:21.541
It's true. I can.
00:45:21.625 --> 00:45:23.083
And what is a family?
00:45:24.083 --> 00:45:27.875
None of us have ever had one before.
We don't even know what it means.
00:45:28.666 --> 00:45:33.958
Um, maybe it just means being with people
who love you no matter what.
00:45:34.458 --> 00:45:36.291
Oh. Sounds like us.
00:45:41.958 --> 00:45:42.958
Ah.
00:45:43.333 --> 00:45:45.750
Ah, it's nice up here, isn't it? Quiet.
00:45:45.833 --> 00:45:48.708
And just that strangely familiar jeep
speeding towards us.
00:45:51.500 --> 00:45:53.958
- Chaz and Chazzie!
- Hmm? What?
00:45:55.000 --> 00:45:57.458
Oh, finally! I'm saved!
00:45:57.541 --> 00:46:00.958
Did you happen to bring
my leave-in conditioner?
00:46:02.416 --> 00:46:05.083
Enemy at twelve o'clock, Dad!
Ram 'em off the road!
00:46:05.166 --> 00:46:07.916
Let's not spit the dummy, son.
There are kids on that bus.
00:46:08.000 --> 00:46:08.833
Rats!
00:46:08.916 --> 00:46:11.166
- I'll take the wheel. You jump on top.
- What?
00:46:11.250 --> 00:46:14.011
Good thing you taught me how to drive
a combat vehicle when I was six.
00:46:14.041 --> 00:46:16.291
Or maybe we could just signal them
to pull over.
00:46:16.375 --> 00:46:17.833
Good one, Dad.
00:46:17.916 --> 00:46:19.500
Hey! This is just like the time
00:46:19.583 --> 00:46:23.083
you jumped off that chopper
onto the back of a charging rhinoceros.
00:46:24.666 --> 00:46:26.041
Yeah, fine.
00:46:26.125 --> 00:46:27.333
Get me closer, son.
00:46:27.416 --> 00:46:30.041
I'm going in! Okay, steady. Steady, son.
00:46:33.583 --> 00:46:35.041
Here! I'm over...
00:46:40.541 --> 00:46:42.875
Aw.
00:46:42.958 --> 00:46:44.166
Ew.
00:46:44.250 --> 00:46:45.666
- Hi.
- It's a snake!
00:46:47.125 --> 00:46:48.708
Tough crowd.
00:46:49.458 --> 00:46:50.458
- Whoa!
- Snake!
00:46:50.541 --> 00:46:51.416
Ah!
00:46:54.041 --> 00:46:55.916
There's a spider on me!
00:46:56.000 --> 00:46:58.000
Ahh!
00:47:00.541 --> 00:47:02.166
Okay, sit down, kids.
00:47:02.250 --> 00:47:04.958
I'm a trained animal events coordinator,
00:47:05.041 --> 00:47:08.041
and I'm looking
for some very dangerous animals.
00:47:21.416 --> 00:47:22.708
Oh!
00:47:22.791 --> 00:47:24.541
No, Frank, no.
00:47:28.291 --> 00:47:29.833
Ahh!
00:47:32.250 --> 00:47:34.250
Deadly.
00:47:34.333 --> 00:47:36.666
- No, no. We're not like that. We just...
- Shh.
00:47:36.750 --> 00:47:38.333
- He'll hear you.
- Huh?
00:47:42.291 --> 00:47:45.416
In case you kids are thinking
of helping these vermin...
00:47:50.000 --> 00:47:52.541
let me remind you what they can do.
00:47:54.500 --> 00:47:57.791
Once the most famous koala in the world.
00:47:57.875 --> 00:47:59.833
He had 100 million fans in China alone.
00:47:59.916 --> 00:48:01.750
- Hundred and twenty.
- Now he's dead.
00:48:01.833 --> 00:48:03.083
I saw his lips move.
00:48:03.166 --> 00:48:05.500
Murdered by those monsters.
00:48:05.583 --> 00:48:07.541
At least we've still got Giggles.
00:48:08.666 --> 00:48:10.916
No!
00:48:12.208 --> 00:48:15.458
Now, where are they?
00:48:20.416 --> 00:48:22.708
He's just scared
'cause he thinks you're gonna bite him.
00:48:22.791 --> 00:48:25.416
But I reckon you're just a bit lost, yeah?
00:48:25.500 --> 00:48:28.000
Probably trying to get back
to the outback.
00:48:30.500 --> 00:48:32.291
Deadly.
00:48:32.375 --> 00:48:34.750
Thanks. You're pretty deadly too.
00:48:36.958 --> 00:48:38.625
Good luck. Hey!
00:48:38.708 --> 00:48:40.833
Hope you find your way home.
00:48:42.375 --> 00:48:44.666
Aw, you made a human friend.
00:48:44.750 --> 00:48:46.500
Guess they're not all like Chaz.
00:48:47.791 --> 00:48:49.416
Hey, where's Pretty Boy?
00:48:54.083 --> 00:48:57.041
Aw, poor guy!
He must've fallen off this treacherous...
00:48:57.125 --> 00:49:00.583
Whoa!
00:49:09.041 --> 00:49:10.541
Ooh! Sweet!
00:49:10.625 --> 00:49:12.791
Like a tiny cloud filled with hate.
00:49:14.833 --> 00:49:18.458
I just... A little bit more eucalyptus oil.
00:49:18.541 --> 00:49:20.375
Get up. We've gotta keep moving.
00:49:20.458 --> 00:49:21.500
- No.
- Snap out of it.
00:49:21.583 --> 00:49:25.041
No, Giggles. They're my fans.
What? Meet the Pope? Hmm?
00:49:25.125 --> 00:49:26.583
Oh, it's you.
00:49:26.666 --> 00:49:28.625
- We have to keep moving.
- No!
00:49:29.541 --> 00:49:33.958
Please! Move!
Chaz'll be here soon.
00:49:34.041 --> 00:49:35.750
Good! I want to go home.
00:49:35.833 --> 00:49:38.083
He threw you out of a bus.
He's not taking you home.
00:49:38.166 --> 00:49:41.125
Besides, you'll have a new home
with all our families.
00:49:41.208 --> 00:49:42.333
They're gonna love us!
00:49:42.416 --> 00:49:44.833
You're a bunch
of creepy animals.
00:49:44.916 --> 00:49:47.750
No one is ever going to love you.
00:49:49.250 --> 00:49:51.916
Why do you have to be so mean
all the time?
00:49:52.000 --> 00:49:53.041
Uh, I'm sorry.
00:49:53.125 --> 00:49:58.666
"It's so hard being a snake. Look at me!
Everybody hates me. Boo-hoo-hoo."
00:49:58.750 --> 00:50:02.083
Because they do.
Because all they see is a killer.
00:50:02.166 --> 00:50:05.458
"Oh, check it out, mate!
She can kill 100 people in ten seconds!"
00:50:05.541 --> 00:50:08.875
How'd you like to spend your whole life
being treated like a freak?
00:50:08.958 --> 00:50:11.458
I've got a webcam up my jacksie 24-7.
00:50:11.541 --> 00:50:14.083
The whole world watches me
when I take a whiz.
00:50:14.166 --> 00:50:17.125
That's different.
People love you. Your life's perfect.
00:50:17.208 --> 00:50:19.958
So just 'cause I look perfect,
my whole life is perfect.
00:50:20.041 --> 00:50:21.583
- Is that what you think?
- No, but...
00:50:21.666 --> 00:50:25.125
I had one thing going for me, my looks.
00:50:25.208 --> 00:50:27.041
And look what you've done to them.
00:50:27.125 --> 00:50:29.583
I'm slightly less attractive
than I was before!
00:50:29.666 --> 00:50:30.583
Oh brother!
00:50:30.666 --> 00:50:33.875
I want to go home!
00:50:33.958 --> 00:50:35.833
I want my snuggly.
00:50:35.916 --> 00:50:41.375
I just... I want to have a massage
and to sleep for 17 hours.
00:50:42.541 --> 00:50:45.416
Okay, look, I'm... I'm sorry
I took you away from the park.
00:50:45.500 --> 00:50:48.791
But a... a cage with a snuggly
is still a cage.
00:50:48.875 --> 00:50:51.958
At least out here, you know,
we're free to be whoever we want.
00:50:52.041 --> 00:50:55.500
Haven't you ever wanted
to be more than just pretty?
00:51:02.666 --> 00:51:04.750
More than... More than...
00:51:05.750 --> 00:51:07.875
Where'd they go? Can you see 'em?
00:51:07.958 --> 00:51:11.875
Nah. Too much bush, I'm afraid.
We'll never find 'em out here.
00:51:27.333 --> 00:51:31.208
Ahh! Get off! Get off me!
Get off me now! Get off me!
00:51:31.291 --> 00:51:33.625
Wow! That was amazing, Dad! You got her!
00:51:33.708 --> 00:51:35.250
Huh? I did?
00:51:37.541 --> 00:51:39.083
I did! I got her!
00:51:39.166 --> 00:51:41.166
- Maddie!
- Run!
00:51:41.250 --> 00:51:44.666
Never! I've always hated
your preference for beige.
00:51:44.750 --> 00:51:47.750
- Guys, charge!
- Yahh!
00:51:48.666 --> 00:51:50.833
I saw that playing out a lot differently
in my mind.
00:51:50.916 --> 00:51:55.208
I got em, Chazzie!
I got 'em all. I... I actually did it!
00:51:55.291 --> 00:51:56.458
I knew you would, Dad!
00:51:56.541 --> 00:52:00.625
Who ya gonna call? Chaz Hunt.
What's the name again? Chaz Hunt.
00:52:00.708 --> 00:52:04.125
Yeah, I think we got it.
About time you showed up. Take me home.
00:52:04.208 --> 00:52:05.958
Back off, you filthy has-been.
00:52:06.041 --> 00:52:07.958
"Has-been"?
00:52:08.041 --> 00:52:10.750
And as for you, you treacherous snake...
00:52:12.583 --> 00:52:13.791
No.
00:52:13.875 --> 00:52:17.041
- Hey, hey, hey. What are you doing to her?
- Don't worry, Maddie.
00:52:17.125 --> 00:52:19.125
- No.
- It's just a tranquilizer.
00:52:19.208 --> 00:52:21.875
I can't believe
I'm about to say this.
00:52:21.958 --> 00:52:26.166
- I'm gonna take you back alive.
- I'm ug... I'm ug... I'm...
00:52:26.250 --> 00:52:28.083
Ugh! I'm ug...
00:52:28.750 --> 00:52:31.125
Come on, just spit it out, Pretty Boy!
00:52:31.208 --> 00:52:33.375
- No.
- I'm ugly. You're ugly.
00:52:33.458 --> 00:52:36.875
We should all be this ugly.
Ugly is the new beautiful!
00:52:44.583 --> 00:52:46.875
Ow! Chazzie!
00:52:46.958 --> 00:52:48.708
Good on ya, Dad! You're a legend!
00:52:59.791 --> 00:53:01.666
Wait. Aren't you Tasmanian devils?
00:53:02.458 --> 00:53:05.958
That's us. This is my mate Lucifer,
Beelzebub. And I'm Dave.
00:53:06.041 --> 00:53:07.541
So why aren't you in Tasmania?
00:53:07.625 --> 00:53:10.458
Vacation. But always happy
to help out a fellow Ugly.
00:53:10.541 --> 00:53:13.791
Oh, no, it's not for me.
I'm actually famous for my beauty.
00:53:13.875 --> 00:53:16.541
Right. And I'm a French poodle.
00:53:16.625 --> 00:53:19.166
- Are you okay, love?
- Yes. Thanks, Dave.
00:53:19.250 --> 00:53:21.666
Too easy. Boys, free the others.
00:53:25.250 --> 00:53:27.458
Ahh!
00:53:27.541 --> 00:53:29.000
My bloomin' onions!
00:53:29.083 --> 00:53:33.041
Help me, son! Throw me a rope!
I'm being attacked by savage predators!
00:53:33.125 --> 00:53:35.375
This is just like
the time you had to climb...
00:53:35.458 --> 00:53:37.750
Just throw me the damn rope!
00:53:38.833 --> 00:53:40.750
Up, Chazzie!
00:53:44.125 --> 00:53:46.416
- Wow. Thanks, Mr. Lucifer.
- That was amazing.
00:53:46.500 --> 00:53:48.500
Boy, you Tasmanians don't mess around.
00:53:48.583 --> 00:53:50.458
Too easy. All right, boys, let's dip.
00:53:50.541 --> 00:53:53.416
We'd better get goin'
before Terry Tight Pants calls in backup.
00:53:54.041 --> 00:53:57.375
Thanks, Pretty Boy. You saved my life.
00:53:57.458 --> 00:54:01.416
Don't mention it. Seriously, not a word.
And do not hug me.
00:54:01.500 --> 00:54:04.500
You know what this means?
You don't hate me anymore.
00:54:04.583 --> 00:54:06.625
I'm a Capricorn. I hate everybody.
00:54:06.708 --> 00:54:08.083
Can we please just go?
00:54:08.166 --> 00:54:11.291
As soon as I find a private jet,
I'm outta here. Gone.
00:54:19.125 --> 00:54:21.750
Dad, come on!
They're getting away! Get up!
00:54:24.375 --> 00:54:29.916
I can't. I need a rest.
I'm parched. Where's the FIJI Water?
00:54:30.000 --> 00:54:31.708
We drank it all, but here.
00:54:34.500 --> 00:54:36.041
- What is it?
- My urine.
00:54:37.500 --> 00:54:40.208
I got the idea from that time
you were tracking those lions.
00:54:40.291 --> 00:54:42.875
- What?
- You went ten days without food or water.
00:54:42.958 --> 00:54:45.875
And you had to lie in manure
so the lions couldn't smell you.
00:54:45.958 --> 00:54:47.708
Hey, maybe we should do that. Maybe...
00:54:47.791 --> 00:54:50.041
I never tracked a lion!
00:54:50.125 --> 00:54:54.208
Or rhinos. Or wolves.
Or even a package online!
00:54:54.291 --> 00:54:55.875
But you grew up in the outback.
00:54:55.958 --> 00:54:56.958
No, Chazzie.
00:54:57.041 --> 00:55:00.833
I grew up
above my auntie's lingerie store...
00:55:01.708 --> 00:55:03.309
...in Tampa, Florida.
00:55:03.333 --> 00:55:06.000
But what happened to your voice?
00:55:06.083 --> 00:55:07.708
This is my voice.
00:55:08.666 --> 00:55:10.666
My real voice. Okay?
00:55:10.750 --> 00:55:15.250
You see, son, when I was a kid,
I got picked on a lot by other kids.
00:55:16.750 --> 00:55:18.041
And then one day,
00:55:18.125 --> 00:55:21.791
I saw this Australian guy
on TV wrestling a crocodile.
00:55:21.875 --> 00:55:24.333
And he sounded so cool, you know?
00:55:24.416 --> 00:55:28.583
Holy smokes!
Danger, danger, danger!
00:55:28.666 --> 00:55:30.708
So I started talking like him,
00:55:30.791 --> 00:55:33.875
and suddenly,
I wasn't nerdy Charlie Huntington anymore.
00:55:34.541 --> 00:55:35.375
I was...
00:55:35.458 --> 00:55:38.291
Chaz Hunt, you know? Outback legend.
00:55:38.375 --> 00:55:39.791
People respected me.
00:55:39.875 --> 00:55:41.291
I grew a mustache.
00:55:41.375 --> 00:55:44.708
I moved out here
and made up all that other stuff.
00:55:45.333 --> 00:55:46.666
So then Mum...
00:55:46.750 --> 00:55:49.125
Wasn't swallowed by a giant python.
00:55:49.208 --> 00:55:52.333
She ran off
with a landscape architect called Bret.
00:55:53.458 --> 00:55:58.166
And all that stuff you say in your show
about how bad these animals are?
00:55:58.250 --> 00:56:00.041
Did you just make all that up too?
00:56:00.125 --> 00:56:02.375
No, no, no, no. I meant every word of it.
00:56:02.458 --> 00:56:05.500
These creatures are evil,
and I'm glad we're hunting them.
00:56:05.583 --> 00:56:07.166
I realize that now but...
00:56:07.250 --> 00:56:09.708
This is my chance
to make up for all the lies,
00:56:10.333 --> 00:56:12.083
to be the hero you deserve.
00:56:12.166 --> 00:56:14.166
And I'm not gonna let you down again, son!
00:56:14.250 --> 00:56:17.541
We're gonna finish what we started,
no matter how hard it gets.
00:56:17.625 --> 00:56:21.791
We'll face danger. We'll face death.
We'll drink each other's urine.
00:56:22.333 --> 00:56:23.375
I dunno, Dad.
00:56:23.458 --> 00:56:26.333
Maybe we should just go home
and play some video games.
00:56:26.416 --> 00:56:28.541
I'll raise an army if I have to!
00:56:28.625 --> 00:56:34.000
But I'm gonna catch those freaks
and show the world who I really am,
00:56:34.083 --> 00:56:36.875
a rugged, semi-Australian man!
00:56:38.208 --> 00:56:40.916
Maybe you should put some pants on first.
00:56:44.583 --> 00:56:45.708
♪ Hey, hey... ♪
00:56:48.291 --> 00:56:50.333
These caves will take you
under the mountains.
00:56:50.416 --> 00:56:51.536
Once you get to the outback,
00:56:51.583 --> 00:56:54.208
the Uglies Secret Society
will take care of you.
00:56:54.708 --> 00:56:58.083
I'm ugly. You're ugly.
We should all be this ugly.
00:57:00.541 --> 00:57:02.500
Ahh!
00:57:02.583 --> 00:57:05.083
Don't worry, guys.
They only drink warm blood.
00:57:05.166 --> 00:57:06.291
Phew!
00:57:06.375 --> 00:57:09.333
Oh, sorry, mate.
That's a bit awkward.
00:57:09.416 --> 00:57:10.684
Ahh!
00:57:10.708 --> 00:57:13.666
No, Vlad!
Get off his neck! Bad, bad bat!
00:57:13.750 --> 00:57:16.083
♪ Justified and ancient
Ancient and a-justified ♪
00:57:16.166 --> 00:57:18.250
♪ Rocking to the rhythm
In their ice cream van ♪
00:57:18.333 --> 00:57:20.625
♪ With the plan and the key to
Enter into Mu Mu ♪
00:57:20.708 --> 00:57:22.666
♪ Vibes from the tribes of the jams ♪
00:57:22.750 --> 00:57:25.142
♪ I know where the beat is at
'Cause I know what time it is ♪
00:57:25.166 --> 00:57:26.166
♪ Bring home a dime... ♪
00:57:28.458 --> 00:57:31.958
We can get you past the herd,
but you'll need to blend in with us.
00:57:32.041 --> 00:57:34.625
Whoa. I am not disguising myself
as a dung beetle.
00:57:34.708 --> 00:57:36.833
Who said anything about a beetle?
00:57:45.291 --> 00:57:48.500
It's not working!
I don't look anything like a ball of...
00:57:48.583 --> 00:57:49.583
Ugh!
00:57:49.625 --> 00:57:50.625
Okay, now I do.
00:57:51.000 --> 00:57:52.000
♪ Bring the beat back ♪
00:57:54.291 --> 00:57:56.171
These days,
it's about the venom.
00:57:56.208 --> 00:57:57.666
Kids just want deadly.
00:57:57.750 --> 00:58:00.458
Back when Deirdre and I joined
the Uglies Secret Society,
00:58:00.541 --> 00:58:02.416
being ugly was something to be proud of.
00:58:02.500 --> 00:58:05.833
Now it's just a popularity contest.
I heard they let a platypus in.
00:58:12.166 --> 00:58:15.625
Am I cute? Am I ugly?
Am I a duck? Am I a beaver? It's just...
00:58:15.708 --> 00:58:18.500
It's very hard for me
to buy clothes off the rack. Duck!
00:58:23.583 --> 00:58:25.041
God, I hate this job.
00:58:34.250 --> 00:58:35.625
I'm Chaz Hunt.
00:58:35.708 --> 00:58:39.666
I'm tracking a deadly snake,
a scorpion, a spider, and a lizard.
00:58:39.750 --> 00:58:40.666
Who's with me?
00:58:42.291 --> 00:58:43.375
Try next door.
00:58:45.666 --> 00:58:47.208
I'm Chaz Hunt.
00:58:47.291 --> 00:58:51.083
I'm tracking a deadly snake,
a scorpion, a spider, and a lizard.
00:58:51.166 --> 00:58:52.250
Who's with me?
00:58:55.125 --> 00:58:56.291
Yeah!
00:58:58.666 --> 00:59:00.500
Yeah!
00:59:00.583 --> 00:59:03.000
Oi! Oi!
00:59:05.666 --> 00:59:07.000
Ahh!
00:59:07.083 --> 00:59:08.208
Whoo-hoo!
00:59:23.875 --> 00:59:27.041
Isn't the universe amazing?
00:59:27.125 --> 00:59:30.750
It makes me feel
so small and insignificant.
00:59:31.291 --> 00:59:33.375
We are small and insignificant.
00:59:33.916 --> 00:59:36.083
It makes me wonder if I'm a god.
00:59:36.708 --> 00:59:39.291
Seriously, doesn't that cluster
look like me?
00:59:41.791 --> 00:59:43.416
It makes me miss Jackie.
00:59:46.166 --> 00:59:48.500
She would've loved seeing all this.
00:59:55.416 --> 00:59:56.958
Can you sing us the song, Maddie,
00:59:57.041 --> 00:59:59.500
the one your mum used to sing
when you were in the egg?
01:00:14.666 --> 01:00:17.791
♪ Sleep, little one ♪
01:00:17.875 --> 01:00:19.666
♪ Close your eyes ♪
01:00:20.291 --> 01:00:24.500
♪ Your body's cooling with the night ♪
01:00:25.500 --> 01:00:30.458
♪ Let your worries slip away ♪
01:00:30.541 --> 01:00:34.958
♪ Tomorrow is a brand-new day ♪
01:00:35.458 --> 01:00:40.291
♪ Shimmering moon and satin sky ♪
01:00:40.916 --> 01:00:45.833
♪ Soft wind breathes its lullaby ♪
01:00:45.916 --> 01:00:50.875
♪ Your dreams are here to set you free ♪
01:00:50.958 --> 01:00:56.166
♪ The dawn will bring you back to me ♪
01:01:01.625 --> 01:01:07.750
♪ The dawn will bring you back to me ♪
01:01:07.833 --> 01:01:09.833
That's nice.
01:01:11.708 --> 01:01:14.208
Must be cool having something
to remember your mum by.
01:01:14.958 --> 01:01:17.208
You don't remember anything about yours?
01:01:17.291 --> 01:01:21.208
Nah. She got hit by a car
just after I was born.
01:01:22.208 --> 01:01:24.166
Oh. I'm so sorry.
01:01:24.250 --> 01:01:25.250
Yeah, me too.
01:01:26.541 --> 01:01:29.541
But then a lot of nice people
started looking after me.
01:01:29.625 --> 01:01:33.000
Even Chaz. I mean, I know he's a bonehead
and a total psycho,
01:01:33.083 --> 01:01:35.541
but I don't know, he was okay.
01:01:35.625 --> 01:01:37.833
To you maybe. Not to me.
01:01:38.500 --> 01:01:43.250
Well, and don't take this the wrong way,
but you are extremely murderous.
01:01:43.333 --> 01:01:45.291
- What?
- I'm just sayin'.
01:01:46.041 --> 01:01:47.583
You don't understand.
01:01:47.666 --> 01:01:50.875
Chaz was the first person I saw
when I was born.
01:01:51.416 --> 01:01:55.333
I thought that meant something.
I thought he cared about me.
01:01:56.375 --> 01:01:59.125
But all he saw was
another monster for his show.
01:02:04.000 --> 01:02:05.958
But that's all in the past.
01:02:06.041 --> 01:02:08.291
There's a whole new life waiting for us.
01:02:09.125 --> 01:02:11.833
A life we've only seen in our dreams.
01:02:20.291 --> 01:02:22.958
I'm starting to think
you don't entirely suck.
01:02:23.458 --> 01:02:24.916
Thanks, PB.
01:02:25.416 --> 01:02:26.416
Neither do you.
01:02:28.291 --> 01:02:30.083
Are we becoming friends now?
01:02:30.625 --> 01:02:33.750
Uh, well, we've been on a road trip.
01:02:33.833 --> 01:02:36.333
You've seen me go three weeks
without a mani-pedi.
01:02:36.833 --> 01:02:38.791
It seems like the logical next step.
01:02:44.416 --> 01:02:45.416
Aw, look!
01:02:45.916 --> 01:02:47.583
Falling dandruff.
01:03:00.375 --> 01:03:03.708
What's the first thing
you're gonna do when we get there?
01:03:03.791 --> 01:03:06.041
I'm gonna build a clubhouse
where we can all meet.
01:03:06.125 --> 01:03:08.000
Forget that. I'm gonna find a girlfriend.
01:03:08.083 --> 01:03:10.958
- What about you? What are you gonna do?
- I dunno really.
01:03:11.041 --> 01:03:14.000
This is the first time in my life
I haven't been in the spotlight.
01:03:14.083 --> 01:03:16.250
I just wanna have
some authentic conversations,
01:03:16.333 --> 01:03:18.375
do a bit of yoga, maybe some meditation.
01:03:18.458 --> 01:03:23.666
Just really shed the veneer
of superficiality of fame and beauty and...
01:03:33.708 --> 01:03:36.083
Mmm.
01:03:46.333 --> 01:03:47.416
Pretty people!
01:03:47.500 --> 01:03:50.375
Right. I guess you wanna walk...
wait, or sprint over there.
01:03:50.458 --> 01:03:52.791
Wait! Wait! PB!
01:03:54.125 --> 01:03:56.125
Isn't there something you're forgetting?
01:03:57.375 --> 01:03:58.791
Oh my gosh! I'm such a fool.
01:03:59.458 --> 01:04:01.541
Ah, I knew you wouldn't just...
01:04:01.625 --> 01:04:02.625
Oh.
01:04:03.000 --> 01:04:03.833
Whoa!
01:04:03.916 --> 01:04:05.750
- Seriously?
- Eh.
01:04:07.208 --> 01:04:09.541
So that's it? You're leaving?
01:04:10.791 --> 01:04:12.250
Oops.
01:04:12.333 --> 01:04:14.583
Fine! Good riddance!
01:04:16.250 --> 01:04:19.583
Ugh, boy.
So glad he's gone, right?
01:04:19.666 --> 01:04:21.291
Did he seem kinda clingy to you?
01:04:21.375 --> 01:04:22.375
Not really.
01:04:22.416 --> 01:04:24.250
Yeah, no, he was definitely clingy.
01:04:24.333 --> 01:04:26.625
I mean, he hides it,
but he is gonna miss me.
01:04:26.708 --> 01:04:29.875
I mean, us.
He is gonna... he's gonna miss us.
01:04:31.875 --> 01:04:34.208
It's okay if you miss him too, Maddie.
01:04:34.791 --> 01:04:36.208
Are you kidding?
01:04:36.291 --> 01:04:39.166
You know that he's actually a marsupial?
Not even a bear.
01:04:39.250 --> 01:04:41.208
Ridiculous!
01:04:41.291 --> 01:04:43.583
Now let's find those mountains.
01:04:45.750 --> 01:04:46.750
Almost there.
01:04:53.291 --> 01:04:54.583
I can feel it.
01:04:55.375 --> 01:04:56.625
I can smell it.
01:04:56.708 --> 01:04:59.875
It smells like... home.
01:05:01.208 --> 01:05:05.041
Everyone, look!
It's the mountains Jackie told us about!
01:05:05.125 --> 01:05:06.875
They're so big.
01:05:06.958 --> 01:05:08.083
And mountainy.
01:05:08.166 --> 01:05:10.541
And burnt sienna-y.
01:05:11.375 --> 01:05:13.208
What are we waiting for?
01:05:13.291 --> 01:05:16.625
Last one in's a deadly,
disgusting, venomous creature! Whoo-hoo!
01:05:17.625 --> 01:05:18.958
Yay!
01:05:19.041 --> 01:05:22.750
Wow! Feel that sand, guys.
That's genuine outback sand.
01:05:22.833 --> 01:05:24.583
And the rocks aren't plastic.
01:05:24.666 --> 01:05:25.541
Classy.
01:05:36.166 --> 01:05:38.041
Look! A welcoming committee.
01:05:49.875 --> 01:05:51.708
They look just like us.
01:06:24.416 --> 01:06:27.083
Sorry, mate,
mating season ended yesterday.
01:06:27.166 --> 01:06:28.208
Oh.
01:06:31.958 --> 01:06:34.041
Do you think they know
we're from the city?
01:06:34.125 --> 01:06:37.583
I love what you've done to the place.
The colors are so organic and textural.
01:06:37.666 --> 01:06:38.875
They do now.
01:06:42.208 --> 01:06:46.083
Ugh. Nice one, Nigel.
You scared away the welcoming committee.
01:06:49.958 --> 01:06:51.750
I don't think that was Nigel.
01:06:55.666 --> 01:06:57.416
Ahh!
01:06:59.208 --> 01:07:00.458
Into the rocks!
01:07:06.000 --> 01:07:07.666
Frank! Nigel!
01:07:07.750 --> 01:07:08.750
Over here!
01:07:09.250 --> 01:07:10.291
Where's Maddie?
01:07:12.875 --> 01:07:14.541
Everyone, spread out.
01:07:15.083 --> 01:07:19.041
I want them alive,
so tranquilizer darts only.
01:07:21.375 --> 01:07:23.500
Don't be shy, son. Get out there.
01:07:25.875 --> 01:07:26.791
Maddie?
01:07:28.500 --> 01:07:29.500
Grab 'em!
01:07:31.333 --> 01:07:32.458
No!
01:07:33.083 --> 01:07:34.125
Gotcha!
01:07:40.250 --> 01:07:41.750
Ahh!
01:07:41.833 --> 01:07:43.875
Daddy!
01:07:55.208 --> 01:07:56.416
You're trembling.
01:08:01.541 --> 01:08:02.541
So am I.
01:08:06.041 --> 01:08:08.083
Nice work, son. You got her.
01:08:08.166 --> 01:08:10.583
You're a natural-born hunter.
01:08:10.666 --> 01:08:12.250
But... but...
01:08:15.750 --> 01:08:18.166
This time, there's no one to save you.
01:08:18.250 --> 01:08:19.375
Let's go!
01:08:19.458 --> 01:08:21.208
Yeah!
01:08:50.166 --> 01:08:52.416
At least we tried, right?
01:09:01.416 --> 01:09:02.416
No!
01:09:03.416 --> 01:09:04.916
No, wait!
01:09:09.583 --> 01:09:10.625
Bring them back!
01:09:27.291 --> 01:09:28.208
Help me!
01:09:28.291 --> 01:09:29.458
Please!
01:09:30.541 --> 01:09:32.500
We have to go after them.
01:09:32.583 --> 01:09:35.875
No. It looks way too scary out there.
01:09:35.958 --> 01:09:41.333
But you're supposed to be our families.
You're the reason we came all this way.
01:09:41.416 --> 01:09:44.833
Sorry, love,
but none of us have ever left before.
01:09:44.916 --> 01:09:46.833
Then it's about time you did!
01:09:46.916 --> 01:09:49.333
Yeah! And if you don't help us,
we'll rip you apart
01:09:49.416 --> 01:09:50.958
and turn you into a pair of shoes!
01:09:51.041 --> 01:09:53.291
- Pretty Boy?
- Not a nice pair of shoes either.
01:09:53.375 --> 01:09:54.708
The cheap, nasty kind!
01:09:54.791 --> 01:09:58.291
Yeah, I'm talking to you, brown snake!
Don't you turn your backs on...
01:09:58.833 --> 01:10:01.500
They turned their backs.
Yep, they're definitely gone.
01:10:01.583 --> 01:10:03.375
I should've kept my mouth shut, right?
01:10:03.458 --> 01:10:06.875
What are you doing here?
Why aren't you with the other koalas?
01:10:06.958 --> 01:10:09.625
Yeah, nah, that...
Yeah, that didn't really work out.
01:10:09.708 --> 01:10:11.791
Just wasn't what I thought
it was going to be.
01:10:11.875 --> 01:10:14.750
She's my best friend, but did you see
how many gumnuts she ate?
01:10:14.833 --> 01:10:17.958
Sorry. That is not fur. That is fat.
We need to kick her out of the tree.
01:10:18.041 --> 01:10:21.458
Be honest. Do you think
koalas can be a little bit shallow?
01:10:21.541 --> 01:10:23.375
- Um...
- I don't belong with them.
01:10:23.458 --> 01:10:28.916
In fact, it kinda feels like
the only place I do belong is... with you.
01:10:30.416 --> 01:10:31.541
Really?
01:10:31.625 --> 01:10:33.625
Yeah. How messed up is that?
01:10:34.291 --> 01:10:36.875
And seriously, M,
I leave you alone for two minutes,
01:10:36.958 --> 01:10:39.000
and you let the guys get captured.
What the...
01:10:39.083 --> 01:10:42.250
I know. I know.
I should never have brought them out here.
01:10:45.666 --> 01:10:46.916
What are we gonna do?
01:10:50.208 --> 01:10:51.875
Get them back, of course.
01:10:52.708 --> 01:10:53.916
On our own?
01:10:54.000 --> 01:10:57.125
Why not? We are, after all, U.S.S.
01:10:57.208 --> 01:10:59.250
- Us?
- No, U.S.S.
01:10:59.333 --> 01:11:01.125
The Uglies Secret Society?
01:11:01.208 --> 01:11:03.500
I don't know.
Maybe it's time we changed that name.
01:11:03.583 --> 01:11:06.625
How does
the Unique and Special Society sound?
01:11:07.208 --> 01:11:09.500
Sounds like U.S.S.
01:11:10.208 --> 01:11:11.666
Aw, PB!
01:11:12.250 --> 01:11:13.791
- Oh no. Hang on.
- Is that right?
01:11:13.875 --> 01:11:15.416
Right, okay.
01:11:15.500 --> 01:11:17.291
- Now, maybe if you go...
- How's that?
01:11:17.375 --> 01:11:18.791
You're kinda choking me now.
01:11:18.875 --> 01:11:20.291
Okay.
01:11:26.333 --> 01:11:28.833
Now let's go get our friends back.
01:11:34.208 --> 01:11:36.250
Remember, if anyone asks,
01:11:36.333 --> 01:11:40.458
we're stunt animals on Mad Max,
and we're looking for hair and makeup.
01:11:50.333 --> 01:11:51.791
We can't take that.
01:11:51.875 --> 01:11:54.083
Sure, we can. It's just a loan.
01:11:54.166 --> 01:11:56.458
Besides, these guys love me.
01:11:56.541 --> 01:11:58.000
Hey! Check this out.
01:12:04.500 --> 01:12:05.875
Whoo!
01:12:10.333 --> 01:12:13.750
- Stand back! I will break the glass.
- Read the sticker, Frank.
01:12:13.833 --> 01:12:16.500
"Ssalg elbakaerbnu." So?
01:12:17.500 --> 01:12:18.791
Ow!
01:12:33.166 --> 01:12:34.375
What the...
01:12:42.625 --> 01:12:45.125
- Maddie!
- Where did they get that cool truck?
01:12:50.916 --> 01:12:53.916
I told you
we shouldn't have taught him how to drive.
01:12:59.666 --> 01:13:00.958
Let's finish this.
01:13:01.041 --> 01:13:03.375
- How do I get to the guys?
- Try this.
01:13:06.458 --> 01:13:08.208
Ah, Phil!
01:13:14.000 --> 01:13:16.958
Take the wheel, son. You're gonna see
what a real hero looks like.
01:13:17.041 --> 01:13:19.583
That's okay, Dad.
You... you don't have to do that.
01:13:24.000 --> 01:13:26.041
- Grab 'em!
- Yeehaw!
01:13:31.791 --> 01:13:34.416
- What's she playing at?
- I think it's snakes and ladders.
01:13:37.833 --> 01:13:40.000
Ow! Whoa!
01:13:41.333 --> 01:13:44.125
- Phew.
- Phew.
01:13:49.291 --> 01:13:50.291
Ahh!
01:13:54.375 --> 01:13:56.375
Let's get you guys outta that box.
01:13:56.458 --> 01:13:57.666
How? It's locked.
01:13:58.166 --> 01:13:59.500
Who's driving the truck?
01:14:02.583 --> 01:14:04.916
Looks pretty safe to me.
01:14:11.291 --> 01:14:14.916
- Oh, I have to get the key off Chaz.
- Maddie, wait! We're sorry.
01:14:15.000 --> 01:14:17.416
- For what?
- Taking you away from your family.
01:14:17.500 --> 01:14:20.541
Guys, you didn't take me away
from my family.
01:14:20.625 --> 01:14:23.416
You brought me back to them.
You're my family.
01:14:24.333 --> 01:14:27.000
- All of you.
- All of us what? What did I miss?
01:14:27.083 --> 01:14:29.000
- I love you guys.
- Aw, that's sweet.
01:14:30.083 --> 01:14:31.958
And I'm never leaving you again.
01:14:34.250 --> 01:14:35.166
She left us again.
01:14:35.250 --> 01:14:37.041
Oh!
01:14:37.125 --> 01:14:41.083
Ugh. Some rescue!
Okay, stand back. I'm busting us out.
01:14:41.166 --> 01:14:43.541
We can't. It's ssalg elbakaerbnu.
01:14:43.625 --> 01:14:45.666
Look, Nigel's turned beige.
01:14:53.833 --> 01:14:55.833
- It's no good. I'm slipping.
- Ahh!
01:14:56.666 --> 01:14:59.666
The skin on my hands is just too soft.
01:14:59.750 --> 01:15:01.750
Have me stuffed!
01:15:08.916 --> 01:15:09.916
Thanks, M.
01:15:14.666 --> 01:15:16.546
- Come on, guys. Get on!
- Jump on!
01:15:16.625 --> 01:15:17.705
- Let's go!
- Move!
01:15:17.750 --> 01:15:18.625
- Hurry!
- Cool bike!
01:15:18.708 --> 01:15:19.583
Look. There!
01:15:19.666 --> 01:15:22.083
How do we turn this thing?
01:15:24.833 --> 01:15:25.708
Follow them!
01:15:32.166 --> 01:15:33.291
He's gaining!
01:15:33.375 --> 01:15:35.541
That's it. No more Mr. Nice Guy.
01:15:36.708 --> 01:15:37.958
Ahh!
01:15:38.041 --> 01:15:39.083
Uh...
01:15:41.208 --> 01:15:42.708
Dad, that's a bazooka.
01:15:42.791 --> 01:15:46.666
I was saving this for your birthday, son,
but this is an emergency.
01:15:46.750 --> 01:15:48.125
- Look out!
- Ahh!
01:15:50.958 --> 01:15:52.375
Dad, stop it! Please!
01:15:52.458 --> 01:15:54.500
I'm doing this for you, Chazzie!
01:15:57.833 --> 01:15:58.833
Ahh!
01:16:00.875 --> 01:16:01.875
Closer.
01:16:02.833 --> 01:16:04.791
Closer.
01:16:05.500 --> 01:16:07.041
Gotcha.
01:16:07.125 --> 01:16:08.416
Huh?
01:16:08.500 --> 01:16:10.958
G'day, mate. Nice day for it.
01:16:11.041 --> 01:16:14.583
Red frills, scorpions, attack formation!
01:16:14.666 --> 01:16:16.083
Ooh! Ahh!
01:16:18.666 --> 01:16:21.083
- Look!
- It's them. They made it.
01:16:25.166 --> 01:16:26.166
You came.
01:16:26.208 --> 01:16:28.750
That's what families do, love,
help each other out.
01:16:28.833 --> 01:16:32.750
Hasn't anyone told you that? Besides,
beats lying on a rock all day.
01:16:32.833 --> 01:16:35.166
Oh no! It's Skylar.
What are they doing here?
01:16:35.250 --> 01:16:37.851
"...branch will break." And she's like,
"At least I don't have nits,"
01:16:37.875 --> 01:16:40.000
and I'm like, "As if!" And then... Wait.
01:16:40.083 --> 01:16:42.333
This is so not Keisha's birthday party.
Anyway...
01:16:43.958 --> 01:16:46.791
Seriously. I feel sorry for her.
She used to be nice,
01:16:46.875 --> 01:16:49.666
and then we became friends, except...
This is gross!
01:16:49.750 --> 01:16:51.625
I was more like a fashion consultant.
01:16:54.916 --> 01:16:56.875
Charge! Onwards and upwards!
01:16:56.958 --> 01:16:58.000
Ahh!
01:16:58.083 --> 01:16:59.416
- Ahh!
- Ahh!
01:17:14.250 --> 01:17:16.833
Oh, now that's a dancer!
01:17:21.625 --> 01:17:24.416
And it's like the struggle is real.
Get over it!
01:17:25.041 --> 01:17:26.125
Ahh!
01:17:30.958 --> 01:17:36.583
That's the human who took my brother.
I'd recognize that hairy lip anywhere.
01:17:36.666 --> 01:17:38.750
The wheel of poop has turned.
01:17:39.458 --> 01:17:42.333
This is for Duncan.
01:17:42.416 --> 01:17:43.833
Put your back into it!
01:17:45.041 --> 01:17:47.500
One, two, three!
01:17:47.583 --> 01:17:48.666
Crikey!
01:17:48.750 --> 01:17:50.791
Uh-oh.
01:17:52.458 --> 01:17:54.208
- Ahh!
- Oh!
01:17:54.291 --> 01:17:55.958
Oh!
01:17:56.041 --> 01:17:57.875
Ahh!
01:18:16.500 --> 01:18:17.333
Phew!
01:18:17.416 --> 01:18:19.536
We're safe.
If it wasn't for that treacherous cliff...
01:18:22.583 --> 01:18:24.041
The brakes!
01:18:29.000 --> 01:18:30.666
- So unfit.
- PB!
01:18:30.750 --> 01:18:32.916
I have
a newfound respect for hamsters!
01:18:33.000 --> 01:18:34.583
- You gotta get off!
- I can't!
01:18:34.666 --> 01:18:35.875
- Jump!
- I can't.
01:18:36.791 --> 01:18:39.125
Jump!
01:18:39.208 --> 01:18:40.375
Whoo! Gotcha!
01:18:54.791 --> 01:18:56.750
Chazzie! You're safe.
01:19:04.250 --> 01:19:05.250
Chazzie?
01:19:06.708 --> 01:19:07.791
Uh...
01:19:08.833 --> 01:19:09.833
Daddy!
01:19:09.875 --> 01:19:12.208
Hang on, son. I'm coming.
01:19:14.208 --> 01:19:16.375
Okay. Just... just...
01:19:20.375 --> 01:19:22.416
Quick! Wedge something underneath.
01:19:29.125 --> 01:19:30.125
Ow.
01:19:32.833 --> 01:19:35.833
Stella!
01:19:36.833 --> 01:19:38.500
Ahh!
01:19:43.083 --> 01:19:45.375
Don't hurt my son, you monster!
01:19:47.041 --> 01:19:49.791
I am the deadliest snake on the planet.
01:19:49.875 --> 01:19:53.875
One drop of my venom can kill 100 men.
01:19:55.000 --> 01:19:57.333
But I'm not a monster.
01:20:10.083 --> 01:20:11.083
Daddy!
01:20:21.125 --> 01:20:22.958
Ahh!
01:20:32.541 --> 01:20:35.250
I'm so sorry, son. I thought I'd lost you!
01:20:35.333 --> 01:20:37.666
It's okay, Dad. We'll be all right.
01:20:41.250 --> 01:20:44.375
We did it, M. We saved him. Whoo-hoo!
01:20:45.541 --> 01:20:47.041
Did you just lose some weight?
01:20:47.583 --> 01:20:50.250
M? M! Ahh!
01:20:50.333 --> 01:20:54.958
She's empty! My friend's a husk!
She's melted from the inside!
01:20:55.041 --> 01:20:57.833
PB, that's just my old skin!
01:20:57.916 --> 01:20:59.083
I'm over here!
01:20:59.958 --> 01:21:01.000
Whoa!
01:21:01.083 --> 01:21:02.750
Yeah. She does that all the time.
01:21:02.833 --> 01:21:04.708
Yeah, it's kinda gross if you ask me.
01:21:04.791 --> 01:21:08.291
Maddie, you're beautiful.
01:21:09.041 --> 01:21:11.125
Thanks, PB.
01:21:11.208 --> 01:21:14.666
She's always been beautiful.
You just never noticed before.
01:21:17.625 --> 01:21:19.166
- Jeez.
- You're spiking his eye.
01:21:19.250 --> 01:21:21.750
- I'm in his ear.
- You're kinda choking me now.
01:21:21.833 --> 01:21:23.541
Oops, I think I bit him. Phew.
01:21:23.625 --> 01:21:25.185
- There we go.
- Well, that was awkward.
01:21:25.250 --> 01:21:27.708
Ugh.
01:21:27.791 --> 01:21:31.000
- Sorry.
- That's okay. It's been that kind of week.
01:21:47.291 --> 01:21:48.416
Thank you.
01:21:49.708 --> 01:21:50.708
You're welcome.
01:22:03.458 --> 01:22:05.125
What do we do now?
01:22:05.208 --> 01:22:06.291
Go home, of course.
01:22:06.375 --> 01:22:08.708
Where's that?
01:22:08.791 --> 01:22:10.625
Why don't we ask them?
01:22:20.833 --> 01:22:22.333
What happened to Twiggy?
01:22:22.416 --> 01:22:24.166
I don't know. She just snapped.
01:22:30.333 --> 01:22:31.166
Blech.
01:22:33.416 --> 01:22:36.083
- Ugh.
- Look! It's Doug and Doreen!
01:22:36.166 --> 01:22:39.541
Hey there! You made it!
Well-done.
01:22:39.625 --> 01:22:40.666
Yay!
01:22:40.750 --> 01:22:42.517
- Who are they?
- These are our kids.
01:22:42.541 --> 01:22:43.541
Since Tuesday?
01:22:43.625 --> 01:22:45.875
Well, you know Doug.
01:22:45.958 --> 01:22:47.791
This is Braden, Haden, Jaden...
01:22:47.875 --> 01:22:49.250
Oh, they're so adorable!
01:22:49.333 --> 01:22:51.666
Huh? What? Ew! No! Not on me!
01:22:51.750 --> 01:22:53.875
...Terry, Tiffany, Tammy, Chevy, Dwayne...
01:22:53.958 --> 01:22:54.958
Oh, Doug!
01:22:55.000 --> 01:22:59.541
The head of the Uglies Secret Society
wants to congratulate you in person.
01:22:59.625 --> 01:23:00.833
- The head?
- Of course!
01:23:00.916 --> 01:23:04.000
Who do you think told
all those agents to keep an eye on you?
01:23:04.791 --> 01:23:07.541
Hello, my babies.
01:23:07.625 --> 01:23:08.916
Jackie!
01:23:11.958 --> 01:23:14.291
But we saw you get taken away.
01:23:14.375 --> 01:23:16.125
Oh, please!
01:23:16.208 --> 01:23:19.000
I'm the head
of an international rescue team.
01:23:19.083 --> 01:23:22.500
And I picked up a few clever ways
to escape from this one.
01:23:22.583 --> 01:23:25.166
So you've been watching over us
the whole time?
01:23:25.250 --> 01:23:27.333
Well, that's what mothers do, love.
01:23:27.416 --> 01:23:28.559
Ugh!
01:23:28.583 --> 01:23:31.041
This toad spit can't be good
for my fur. Unless it is.
01:23:31.125 --> 01:23:34.125
Is toad spit good for my fur?
Has anyone seen the research on this?
01:23:34.625 --> 01:23:36.708
Now let's go home.
01:23:40.625 --> 01:23:42.500
Ahh! Get away! Argh!
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♪ You are the real platonic ideal ♪
01:24:10.125 --> 01:24:12.208
♪ Of perfect pose and charm ♪
01:24:12.291 --> 01:24:14.333
♪ You got a Mona Lisa smile, oh ♪
01:24:14.416 --> 01:24:18.250
♪ The Venus de Milo couldn't touch you
Even if she had both of her arms ♪
01:24:18.333 --> 01:24:20.875
♪ Nothing's as sweet
As the way that you treat me ♪
01:24:20.958 --> 01:24:23.500
♪ When everything is going right ♪
01:24:23.583 --> 01:24:26.583
♪ But when you're tired and grumpy
Or overly hungry ♪
01:24:26.666 --> 01:24:28.833
♪ Man, it ain't a pretty sight ♪
01:24:29.791 --> 01:24:34.125
♪ What I'm trying to say
In every single way ♪
01:24:34.208 --> 01:24:37.791
♪ I think you're beautiful ♪
01:24:37.875 --> 01:24:39.875
♪ But not when we're having a fight ♪
01:24:39.958 --> 01:24:43.166
♪ You are beautiful ♪
01:24:43.250 --> 01:24:46.083
♪ In certain types of light ♪
01:24:46.166 --> 01:24:48.333
♪ It doesn't matter what you say ♪
01:24:48.416 --> 01:24:50.875
♪ There's no point in denyin' ♪
01:24:50.958 --> 01:24:53.750
♪ You are beautiful ♪
01:24:53.833 --> 01:24:55.500
♪ Most of the time ♪
01:24:56.041 --> 01:24:59.541
♪ Oh, and honey, you're lovely
You're cuddly ♪
01:24:59.625 --> 01:25:02.166
♪ Your walk is the talk of the town ♪
01:25:02.250 --> 01:25:03.791
♪ And when you're feelin' the groove ♪
01:25:03.875 --> 01:25:07.583
♪ It is true you got moves like Jagger
When the lights go down ♪
01:25:07.666 --> 01:25:10.750
♪ But in the morning light
When you had a big night ♪
01:25:10.833 --> 01:25:12.833
♪ Honey, you're a heck of a mess ♪
01:25:12.916 --> 01:25:15.958
♪ You are the nicest girl
In the whole wide world ♪
01:25:16.041 --> 01:25:19.125
♪ Unless you haven't had
Your first espresso, oh-o ♪
01:25:19.208 --> 01:25:21.083
♪ The thing about you and me ♪
01:25:21.833 --> 01:25:27.333
♪ We always agree that honesty
Is beautiful ♪
01:25:27.416 --> 01:25:29.458
♪ And honestly I think you're fine ♪
01:25:29.541 --> 01:25:32.541
♪ I mean, you're beautiful ♪
01:25:32.625 --> 01:25:35.083
♪ About 84% of the time ♪
01:25:35.708 --> 01:25:38.375
♪ But every now and then
I take a photo of you ♪
01:25:38.458 --> 01:25:40.458
♪ You look a little bit like a fish ♪
01:25:40.541 --> 01:25:45.125
♪ You are beautiful-ish ♪
01:25:46.833 --> 01:25:49.458
♪ People who want you to be perfect ♪
01:25:49.541 --> 01:25:52.208
♪ Believe me, girl
They just ain't worth it ♪
01:25:52.291 --> 01:25:54.291
♪ The surface can be fun ♪
01:25:54.375 --> 01:25:57.333
♪ But time will see their love undone ♪
01:25:57.416 --> 01:26:00.041
♪ I love every crease and crack of you ♪
01:26:00.125 --> 01:26:02.875
♪ The unfiltered front and back of you ♪
01:26:02.958 --> 01:26:05.791
♪ The UGG-booted morning truth of you ♪
01:26:05.875 --> 01:26:09.000
♪ Wouldn't change a single tooth of you ♪
01:26:09.083 --> 01:26:14.291
♪ All those branded beauties
With their tanned and airbrushed booties ♪
01:26:14.375 --> 01:26:18.125
♪ Think they're beautiful ♪
01:26:18.208 --> 01:26:20.416
♪ But they haven't got the meaning right ♪
01:26:20.500 --> 01:26:23.791
♪ You can't be beautiful ♪
01:26:23.875 --> 01:26:26.458
♪ If you're constantly
Adjusting your light ♪
01:26:26.541 --> 01:26:29.208
♪ It's a pity
But prettiness comes and goes ♪
01:26:29.291 --> 01:26:31.583
♪ Baby, how can I make you see? ♪
01:26:31.666 --> 01:26:34.041
♪ You are beautiful ♪
01:26:34.125 --> 01:26:37.083
♪ You will always be beautiful ♪
01:26:37.166 --> 01:26:40.375
♪ Utterly beautiful ♪
01:26:40.458 --> 01:26:42.458
♪ To me ♪
01:30:58.500 --> 01:31:01.083
♪ Sleep, little one ♪
01:31:01.791 --> 01:31:03.500
♪ Close your eyes ♪
01:31:04.083 --> 01:31:08.583
♪ Your body's cooling with the night ♪
01:31:09.333 --> 01:31:13.875
♪ Let your worries slip away ♪
01:31:14.375 --> 01:31:18.833
♪ Tomorrow is a brand-new day ♪
01:31:19.375 --> 01:31:24.041
♪ Shimmering moon and satin sky ♪
01:31:24.750 --> 01:31:29.791
♪ Soft wind breathes its lullaby ♪
01:31:29.875 --> 01:31:34.958
♪ Your dreams are here to set you free ♪
01:31:35.041 --> 01:31:40.125
♪ The dawn will bring you back to me ♪
01:31:45.541 --> 01:31:51.166
♪ The dawn will bring you back to me ♪
01:31:51.190 --> 01:32:02.190
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