WEBVTT 00:00:00.988 --> 00:00:30.988 ..:: Presented by ZarFilm website ::.. ‏.:: www.bolboljan.net ::. 00:00:32.116 --> 00:00:34.035 Salty and sweet. 00:00:35.661 --> 00:00:36.996 That was my mother. 00:00:41.209 --> 00:00:44.170 Always did have a flavor for danger. 00:00:54.555 --> 00:00:58.559 Pickled in her wine, She so desperately tried. 00:01:11.864 --> 00:01:15.076 Oh, but she couldn't take care of me, mm-mm. 00:01:15.159 --> 00:01:17.203 Not like you did, anyway. 00:01:19.914 --> 00:01:22.959 Lord, I know you put me here for a reason, 00:01:23.042 --> 00:01:26.379 and Lord knows I've tried to forget it. 00:01:28.506 --> 00:01:32.218 But through all these choppy waters, I thank you, 00:01:32.301 --> 00:01:36.305 my dear Jesus, for keeping this humble heart beating free. 00:01:40.393 --> 00:01:44.188 My love, my Lord, my savior. 00:02:04.709 --> 00:02:08.713 I love you, I love you, I love you. I just wanna marry you. 00:02:08.796 --> 00:02:11.507 Oh, Jesus, you're my one and only. 00:02:11.590 --> 00:02:13.968 I swear, I will always... 00:02:14.051 --> 00:02:15.636 Hey, I told you to clean the... 00:02:17.179 --> 00:02:18.806 Really? 00:02:20.766 --> 00:02:24.395 This is what you're doing in the middle of the goddamn day? Great. 00:02:26.480 --> 00:02:28.941 Can't you just be a normal kid? 00:03:00.514 --> 00:03:05.478 Normal kid? Well, how'd I do? 00:03:07.188 --> 00:03:10.191 Yeah, not so great, I guess. 00:03:10.274 --> 00:03:12.234 But not Your fault so much, 00:03:12.318 --> 00:03:15.988 unless this was all a part of Your silly old plan. 00:03:42.181 --> 00:03:46.727 Fuck me. I can't believe you're making me do this shit. 00:03:55.403 --> 00:03:56.654 Hello again. 00:03:56.737 --> 00:03:59.407 I'm Merle, sex and love addict. 00:03:59.490 --> 00:04:01.325 Hi, Merle. 00:04:01.409 --> 00:04:03.577 Well, in spite of all the progress I've made, 00:04:03.661 --> 00:04:08.290 I... recently had another bottom line slip. 00:04:09.417 --> 00:04:12.545 I'm really ashamed. I... 00:04:14.422 --> 00:04:17.383 I really thought this time was gonna be different. 00:04:17.466 --> 00:04:19.552 A real relationship, you know? 00:04:20.719 --> 00:04:24.306 That lasted all of six days. 00:04:24.390 --> 00:04:27.935 Um, our final night together, he, um... 00:04:29.311 --> 00:04:33.983 bit my lip so hard it bled, and I started to cry. 00:04:34.066 --> 00:04:38.737 Um, and then he told me that he had a fantasy 00:04:38.821 --> 00:04:42.241 of making love to a woman while she was crying. 00:04:45.995 --> 00:04:48.414 So mission accomplished. 00:04:48.497 --> 00:04:49.957 But... 00:04:50.040 --> 00:04:52.668 He told me that he loved me. 00:04:52.751 --> 00:04:55.671 And then after he left, he, um... 00:04:57.423 --> 00:05:00.968 blocked my number and unfollowed me. 00:05:03.220 --> 00:05:06.891 And I just feel really worthless. 00:05:19.862 --> 00:05:24.074 And You said, "I am the light of the world, 00:05:24.158 --> 00:05:28.162 but he who follows me will not walk in the darkness, 00:05:28.245 --> 00:05:32.041 but shall have the light of love." 00:06:26.303 --> 00:06:27.555 Do I know you? 00:06:27.638 --> 00:06:30.975 Uh, yeah. I'm, uh... I'm Mads, I'm here... 00:06:31.058 --> 00:06:33.519 Oh, Evie's friend from home. 00:06:34.520 --> 00:06:36.522 They do grow 'em pretty in Texas. 00:06:36.605 --> 00:06:39.775 You're late. 00:06:39.858 --> 00:06:43.696 I didn't know there was a set schedule for this shit. 00:06:43.779 --> 00:06:45.781 Come in. 00:06:49.618 --> 00:06:51.912 Wait, so you're... you're not American? 00:06:51.996 --> 00:06:55.291 - Cause, like, on your TV show you were... - Acting. 00:06:55.374 --> 00:06:59.378 - Oh. Ah, funny. - Can I get you something? 00:06:59.461 --> 00:07:02.131 Uh, no, no, I'm cool as a cucumber. 00:07:02.214 --> 00:07:04.842 So you're out here to be an actress? 00:07:04.925 --> 00:07:07.219 Uh, no, no. 00:07:08.095 --> 00:07:10.097 Ah, most people are here to be something. 00:07:11.265 --> 00:07:15.311 Escape whatever unseen invalidated life they're running from. 00:07:15.394 --> 00:07:17.313 Are you ambitious? 00:07:17.396 --> 00:07:20.774 Ambition always seemed like kind of a pointy word to me. 00:07:20.858 --> 00:07:26.572 Like, um, arrow or thorn, you know, it just... 00:07:26.655 --> 00:07:30.034 I feel like it just depends on the things you're into. 00:07:30.117 --> 00:07:36.749 Um, but I do think that I'm meant for, um, something or somebody. 00:07:36.832 --> 00:07:40.628 A romantic. You're a rare animal. 00:07:40.711 --> 00:07:44.173 Take a word of advice from a kindred spirit: 00:07:44.256 --> 00:07:49.219 Keep moving before you get stuck. This place is a trap, you know. 00:07:49.303 --> 00:07:51.597 Just like those pits down by the museums. 00:07:51.680 --> 00:07:55.267 Thousands of years ago, this whole valley was a swamp. 00:07:55.351 --> 00:07:57.978 Animals came from hundreds of miles around. 00:07:58.062 --> 00:08:00.439 Mammoths, sabretooth cats, 00:08:00.522 --> 00:08:02.524 uh, dire wolves, 00:08:02.608 --> 00:08:06.403 all lured by the scent of sweet water. 00:08:06.487 --> 00:08:09.782 But the ground under this place isn't solid, it's tar. 00:08:09.865 --> 00:08:12.868 Black and sticky as the devil's shit. 00:08:13.661 --> 00:08:15.663 Those animals, they got trapped in it. 00:08:15.746 --> 00:08:17.706 And their dying cries brought out scavengers 00:08:17.790 --> 00:08:20.042 looking for an easy meal, and they got stuck too. 00:08:21.126 --> 00:08:22.795 Thousands of years later, 00:08:22.878 --> 00:08:26.298 scientists are still pulling fossils out of those pits. 00:08:26.382 --> 00:08:29.259 Skeletons all mixed up. 00:08:29.343 --> 00:08:33.806 Be careful, or someday someone will be digging you up. 00:08:33.889 --> 00:08:39.019 And with so many bones, they won't even be able to tell you apart. 00:08:40.646 --> 00:08:45.609 The trick to LA is take a sip from the spring, spread your wings. 00:08:45.693 --> 00:08:49.822 Catch a breeze and ride on out of here before you get stuck. 00:08:49.905 --> 00:08:51.657 Um... 00:08:53.200 --> 00:08:56.036 Why do dealers always sound like preachers? 00:08:56.120 --> 00:08:59.540 I mean, honestly, are you a prophet or a pusher? 00:08:59.623 --> 00:09:02.418 - Just make up your mind. - Hm. 00:09:03.293 --> 00:09:04.878 Yeah, I don't know. 00:09:04.962 --> 00:09:07.840 Evie tells me you girls are working the club tonight. 00:09:07.923 --> 00:09:11.760 Uh, yeah. Yeah. I think I might, uh, come by. 00:09:14.304 --> 00:09:16.140 You can always work for me, you know. 00:09:17.433 --> 00:09:22.771 Uh, look, I just came here 'cause I got a car and I was in the neighborhood. 00:09:22.855 --> 00:09:28.235 I'm not really looking to be your friendly neighborhood dope peddler, but thank you. 00:09:28.318 --> 00:09:31.405 By the way, I love your big, fat, gold LTD. 00:09:31.488 --> 00:09:34.074 '72? Don't see them around much. 00:09:34.158 --> 00:09:36.618 Um... mm-hm. 00:09:36.702 --> 00:09:42.166 I know your ride, I know your plates, I know your friends. 00:09:42.249 --> 00:09:44.793 So what don't I know about you, Mads? 00:09:58.056 --> 00:10:00.726 Uh, yeah. Yeah. Cool. 00:10:00.809 --> 00:10:02.394 - Uh... - Thanks for coming by. 00:10:02.478 --> 00:10:04.104 - Uh-huh. Mm-hm. - Yeah. 00:10:24.416 --> 00:10:26.376 Good morning. 00:10:27.294 --> 00:10:30.506 - Little package. - Teddy. 00:10:35.052 --> 00:10:36.804 Hey, Mads, um... 00:10:39.431 --> 00:10:43.185 Did you ever hear from that, uh, guy you were fucking at community? 00:10:43.268 --> 00:10:45.354 What? 00:10:45.437 --> 00:10:48.482 Didn't he get a job out here or something? 00:10:48.565 --> 00:10:51.735 No idea what on earth made you think of him. 00:10:51.819 --> 00:10:55.781 I don't know, maybe it was, urn, all these drugs. 00:10:58.659 --> 00:11:00.953 Oh, well, well, well. 00:11:01.036 --> 00:11:05.624 You know, you really oughta quit that dumbass job of yours. 00:11:05.707 --> 00:11:07.084 Oh, boy. 00:11:07.167 --> 00:11:12.297 Come on, like, folding $400 sweaters for ten bucks an hour. 00:11:12.381 --> 00:11:16.844 It's an insult to your post-modern feminist sensibilities. 00:11:16.927 --> 00:11:18.345 Oh, is it? 00:11:18.428 --> 00:11:20.597 We've got to work to destabilize 00:11:20.681 --> 00:11:23.725 the patriarchal norms entrenched into a society 00:11:23.809 --> 00:11:26.687 that has caused so much gender inequality. 00:11:26.770 --> 00:11:29.815 I love how much you care about this. 00:11:30.899 --> 00:11:34.695 Plus, you'd make way more selling Eric's drugs. 00:11:34.778 --> 00:11:40.075 Well, well, I also got fired last night. 00:11:40.158 --> 00:11:42.327 - Why? - What? 00:11:42.411 --> 00:11:43.453 Mm... 00:11:45.622 --> 00:11:50.961 Because I... kinda sorta... 00:11:51.044 --> 00:11:53.255 fucked the boss's husband again! 00:11:53.338 --> 00:11:54.882 - Again? - Again! 00:11:54.965 --> 00:11:56.842 That's awesome! 00:11:56.925 --> 00:11:59.219 I guess old habits die hard, sweetie. 00:11:59.303 --> 00:12:03.390 - They do. - Well, then it's settled. 00:12:03.473 --> 00:12:05.893 You're working at the club with us now! 00:12:05.976 --> 00:12:07.978 - No! - Yes! 00:12:08.061 --> 00:12:09.605 I said maybe. 00:12:09.688 --> 00:12:14.192 Working at the club, aka, selling a bunch of shit-ass drugs 00:12:14.276 --> 00:12:16.820 to LA's horniest crackheads. 00:12:27.706 --> 00:12:30.584 Yay! She's fun again! 00:12:31.376 --> 00:12:33.587 Whoo! 00:12:52.189 --> 00:12:56.193 Oh, come on, Mads, it's gonna be fun. 00:12:56.276 --> 00:12:57.402 Told you. 00:13:07.663 --> 00:13:10.040 You know they say Marilyn's buried here. 00:13:10.123 --> 00:13:12.626 And also James Dean, and also Whitney Houston. 00:13:12.709 --> 00:13:14.795 - Let's have a séance. - I can't believe this. 00:13:19.132 --> 00:13:21.134 Oh, my Lord. 00:13:29.351 --> 00:13:34.731 So, another little sister here from Texas to help Evie out. 00:13:35.732 --> 00:13:36.858 Sort of. 00:13:36.942 --> 00:13:39.945 Only Addy's my actual blood. 00:13:40.028 --> 00:13:42.072 We grew up with Mads. 00:13:42.155 --> 00:13:44.491 She's like our honorary little sister. 00:13:44.574 --> 00:13:46.702 Well, we're all family here. 00:13:47.494 --> 00:13:49.496 - Hey, Gamor. - Hm? 00:13:49.579 --> 00:13:52.165 - What do you think? - Hm... 00:13:53.375 --> 00:13:55.293 Well, let me take a look. 00:13:55.377 --> 00:14:02.050 Let's see here, a little vintage jewelry, smoky eye, pouty red lip. 00:14:02.134 --> 00:14:04.886 I like it. She's like a gothic Madonna. 00:14:07.014 --> 00:14:12.561 It's funny you say that because Mads has like a little Jesus thing. 00:14:12.644 --> 00:14:16.273 - Ooh, Jesus. - Yeah. Um, I'd say that she 00:14:16.356 --> 00:14:18.442 takes it to the next level, though. 00:14:18.525 --> 00:14:21.486 Mads doesn't just love Jesus, she'd love to fuck Jesus. 00:14:21.570 --> 00:14:23.030 Hey! 00:14:23.113 --> 00:14:25.657 - It's true. - You can't blame her, 00:14:25.741 --> 00:14:29.286 Jesus Is quite sexy. Our first rock star. 00:14:29.369 --> 00:14:30.912 - Mm-hm. - Definitely. 00:14:30.996 --> 00:14:36.251 Well, little does she know, I do fuck You. 00:14:36.334 --> 00:14:38.670 I fuck You all the time. 00:14:38.754 --> 00:14:44.718 Well, Mads' outfit is preordained. So, let's go. 00:14:44.801 --> 00:14:47.054 Doors open in 20 minutes. 00:14:47.137 --> 00:14:48.430 Tits up. 00:14:48.513 --> 00:14:50.682 Uh, Carmen, put some lip gloss on, too. 00:14:50.766 --> 00:14:53.643 You're looking a little tired. All right, here. Drink that up. 00:14:53.727 --> 00:14:55.270 Eleven minutes, come on. 00:15:48.281 --> 00:15:51.159 You're my one and only. 00:16:02.629 --> 00:16:04.589 Oh, Jesus. 00:16:12.514 --> 00:16:14.516 I swear, I will always... 00:16:14.599 --> 00:16:16.685 I swear, I will always... 00:16:30.615 --> 00:16:34.870 Well, there just went 200 bucks of Eric's crap. 00:16:34.953 --> 00:16:38.331 Oh, God, I should've listened to You. 00:16:42.919 --> 00:16:44.921 Why don't I listen to You? 00:16:48.466 --> 00:16:53.096 Mom always told me that was never much my strong suit. 00:16:53.180 --> 00:16:55.473 Maybe she was right. 00:16:55.557 --> 00:16:57.559 Fucking bitch. 00:16:57.642 --> 00:16:59.728 A tripping nun. 00:17:01.980 --> 00:17:04.691 That is so fucked. 00:17:06.193 --> 00:17:07.777 There you are. 00:17:10.071 --> 00:17:12.616 Are you okay? 00:17:12.699 --> 00:17:14.993 Your shift is done. 00:17:16.536 --> 00:17:20.790 Why don't you just get changed and put on some makeup. 00:17:20.874 --> 00:17:26.504 We're gonna have a little late-night disco at our place. 00:17:27.714 --> 00:17:30.217 Okay. 00:19:17.782 --> 00:19:20.201 Fuck! 00:19:22.203 --> 00:19:23.997 I'm so sorry! Oh, my God! 00:19:24.080 --> 00:19:27.042 Who was he?! Who was that guy?! 00:19:27.125 --> 00:19:28.501 Oh, my God, he's just some guy I brought home. 00:19:28.585 --> 00:19:29.669 - I'm sorry. - Who was he?! 00:19:29.753 --> 00:19:31.171 What the fuck just happened? 00:19:31.254 --> 00:19:34.966 - Oh, my God! - The money is all gone! 00:19:35.050 --> 00:19:37.093 - He fucking took the money! - I'm sorry! 00:19:37.177 --> 00:19:39.554 That stupid fucking douchebag, he took the money! 00:19:39.637 --> 00:19:43.266 That guy with the long hair, I think he took all the drugs! 00:19:43.350 --> 00:19:44.476 - Wait! - What the fuck?! 00:19:44.559 --> 00:19:46.478 That guy just fucking left! 00:19:51.983 --> 00:19:54.069 Evie... 00:19:54.152 --> 00:19:56.654 - Evie, what the fuck?! - I'm sorry. 00:19:56.738 --> 00:20:00.158 - Eight fucking grand! - I'm so sorry. 00:20:00.241 --> 00:20:04.537 Evie, why do you drag me into this shit?! Huh?! 00:20:06.164 --> 00:20:07.749 You're supposed to be my older sister! 00:20:07.832 --> 00:20:09.000 - Stop yelling at her. - Don't start. 00:20:09.084 --> 00:20:10.502 Okay, it's not helping anything. 00:20:10.585 --> 00:20:12.337 - Well, what's the plan? - You need to call Eric. 00:20:12.420 --> 00:20:14.464 - You need to call Eric. - Can you just do it, please? 00:20:14.547 --> 00:20:16.383 He needs to fucking know 00:20:16.466 --> 00:20:19.928 why all the money and all his fucking drugs are gone, okay? 00:20:20.011 --> 00:20:22.347 Can you just please do it? Because he has a crush on you. 00:20:22.430 --> 00:20:24.224 And he's not gonna yell at you, and he always yells at me. 00:20:24.307 --> 00:20:26.393 - Oh, my God, Evie. - I need a fucking cigarette. 00:20:26.476 --> 00:20:28.061 - You're so much better at this than me. - Where's the lighter? 00:20:28.144 --> 00:20:30.230 - I can't do it. - Where the fuck is the lighter? 00:20:30.313 --> 00:20:32.774 Um... Please. 00:20:34.150 --> 00:20:37.153 I'm so sorry. 00:20:37.237 --> 00:20:39.614 - Evie... - Just fucking call Eric. 00:20:39.697 --> 00:20:42.659 - Just go and call Eric. - I'm so sorry. 00:20:50.500 --> 00:20:51.876 What the fuck is this? 00:20:53.378 --> 00:20:54.838 I don't... 00:20:54.921 --> 00:20:57.549 What do you mean gone? 00:20:57.632 --> 00:21:00.760 - It's gone. Stolen? - Oh, no. 00:21:00.844 --> 00:21:03.179 No, no, no. 00:21:03.263 --> 00:21:07.016 I trusted you guys to fulfill basic services. 00:21:07.100 --> 00:21:10.061 This is fucking unprofessional. 00:21:10.145 --> 00:21:13.440 Yeah, well, I mean, we fucked up. 00:21:13.523 --> 00:21:15.608 Well, you better un-fuck it up. 00:21:15.692 --> 00:21:19.487 This is not some random shit I got off of one of my usual guys. 00:21:19.571 --> 00:21:21.531 This is a scary fucking drug dealer 00:21:21.614 --> 00:21:23.158 that I'm trying to make a good impression with. 00:21:23.241 --> 00:21:26.161 And spoiler alert, this is not impressive! 00:21:26.244 --> 00:21:28.580 You know what? How about you just 00:21:28.663 --> 00:21:31.249 stop being such a little bitch and nut up, okay? 00:21:31.332 --> 00:21:36.212 It wasn't a kilo, it was 20 grand tops. We'll figure it out. 00:21:36.296 --> 00:21:38.298 What's this fucking guy's name? 00:21:38.381 --> 00:21:42.427 Her name! Queenie, and she does not fuck around! 00:21:56.733 --> 00:21:58.485 Get out! 00:22:04.866 --> 00:22:08.244 Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck! 00:22:08.328 --> 00:22:11.122 So either find who stole that shit 00:22:11.206 --> 00:22:15.585 or find a way to get me that 20 grand back! Fuck! 00:22:18.713 --> 00:22:20.298 Fuck you too, then. 00:22:26.429 --> 00:22:27.639 Fuck! 00:22:29.474 --> 00:22:31.643 Guys, he's really fucking freaking out. 00:22:31.726 --> 00:22:34.145 - We're being fucking evicted! - No. 00:22:34.229 --> 00:22:36.606 - What? - We're being evicted! 00:22:44.948 --> 00:22:46.741 You know, this is why I left. 00:22:46.824 --> 00:22:49.536 This is why I left and went to London, 00:22:49.619 --> 00:22:52.247 because I didn't want to be fucking poor in America! 00:22:52.330 --> 00:22:54.165 Okay. 00:22:54.249 --> 00:22:57.293 And I don't wanna be around a sister who's a fucking crack addict. 00:22:57.377 --> 00:23:00.088 Okay, it's a coke addict, not a crack addict. 00:23:00.171 --> 00:23:03.258 Such a fucking bitch all the time. 00:23:03.341 --> 00:23:05.301 - Fuck you. Fuck you. - I'm so tired of it. 00:23:05.385 --> 00:23:07.345 Seriously, this could've happened to anybody. 00:23:07.428 --> 00:23:11.432 - We all had a party. - Fuck! Fuck! 00:23:13.351 --> 00:23:14.727 Fucking hair! 00:23:26.990 --> 00:23:29.742 Fucking dollar bill, please. Oh, God. 00:23:45.508 --> 00:23:48.386 Fucking poor in America? 00:23:48.469 --> 00:23:50.888 Who wants to be poor anywhere? 00:23:50.972 --> 00:23:55.143 The world's one big shit show and I'm right in the middle of it. 00:23:55.226 --> 00:23:58.479 Fuck them! Seriously, I'm not poor. 00:23:59.606 --> 00:24:01.190 I have You. 00:24:01.274 --> 00:24:04.027 They can all suck my Jesus dick. 00:24:07.822 --> 00:24:09.324 Cocksuckers. 00:24:12.619 --> 00:24:15.955 Don't look at me like that. Where do you think I'm driving? 00:24:16.039 --> 00:24:18.291 I'm trying to look for a place to live, fuck. 00:24:25.506 --> 00:24:29.218 Okay, well, I fucking tried to get a roof over our heads, 00:24:29.302 --> 00:24:31.888 and this bitch, she don't get it. 00:24:31.971 --> 00:24:34.682 You know what? Fuck her and her piece of shit house, 00:24:34.766 --> 00:24:38.394 and the horse she rode in on. She probably fucked him too. 00:24:41.105 --> 00:24:42.690 Fuck! 00:25:14.972 --> 00:25:16.891 What's up, sexy man? 00:25:27.610 --> 00:25:30.571 You know, I made a lot of bad decisions. 00:25:31.656 --> 00:25:34.033 Some shit You seriously don't... 00:25:35.535 --> 00:25:37.078 agree with. 00:25:40.707 --> 00:25:42.125 I don't blame You. 00:25:44.544 --> 00:25:47.463 But, You see, I've been trying to be better. 00:25:47.547 --> 00:25:48.715 Right, I mean... 00:25:50.216 --> 00:25:52.510 I definitely be fucking way less. 00:25:53.886 --> 00:25:54.971 Kinda. 00:25:59.684 --> 00:26:01.477 Anyway, right now... 00:26:04.439 --> 00:26:06.691 Right now, I need Your help more than ever. 00:26:08.901 --> 00:26:12.947 I need You to walk me down Your righteous ways. 00:26:13.030 --> 00:26:15.950 I need You to show me that light because... 00:26:20.663 --> 00:26:23.332 I really just don't wanna hurt no more people. 00:26:32.759 --> 00:26:34.427 Show me a sign. 00:26:35.803 --> 00:26:37.722 Show me a sign. 00:26:42.018 --> 00:26:43.478 Show me a sign. 00:26:58.826 --> 00:27:00.953 You're a fucking badass. 00:27:03.080 --> 00:27:05.583 Whoo! I love You, JC! 00:27:05.666 --> 00:27:07.418 I fucking love You! 00:27:09.962 --> 00:27:10.880 Whoo! 00:27:19.138 --> 00:27:23.059 - Please tell me you found it. - No, I told you, it's gone. 00:27:23.142 --> 00:27:26.395 Shit! You guys have forced me to do something I don't want to do. 00:27:26.479 --> 00:27:27.855 I do not want to give you girls up. 00:27:27.939 --> 00:27:29.732 But that Queenie plays rough. 00:27:29.816 --> 00:27:31.984 You think I'm a fucking idiot 00:27:32.068 --> 00:27:34.612 just 'cause I have an innie? You're the big dog, 00:27:34.695 --> 00:27:37.865 okay, not some low-level, street pawn. 00:27:37.949 --> 00:27:43.621 No matter how bad we might fuck up, that money is ultimately on you, bud. 00:27:43.704 --> 00:27:45.873 I can make you get that money back. 00:27:46.958 --> 00:27:48.543 Why are you fronting on me right now? 00:27:48.626 --> 00:27:50.753 You're no pimp, you're no Killer. 00:27:50.837 --> 00:27:54.799 You're just a has-been TV actor with a gambling addiction and a coke habit. 00:27:54.882 --> 00:27:58.553 And... and my sense tells me 00:27:58.636 --> 00:28:03.349 that clearly you're broke as fuck, and you're in some real type of trouble 00:28:03.432 --> 00:28:07.353 because nobody runs a business like that with no security. 00:28:07.436 --> 00:28:11.482 I mean, that is just desperation behavior. 00:28:11.566 --> 00:28:14.986 Uh-huh, out of control. And that shit ends bad. 00:28:15.069 --> 00:28:20.491 So, like I said, I don't have a problem. 00:28:20.575 --> 00:28:21.909 You do. 00:28:26.080 --> 00:28:27.748 Why are you even here? 00:28:33.129 --> 00:28:34.922 Where the fuck is your bedroom? 00:29:01.490 --> 00:29:03.784 You're so awesome. 00:29:06.329 --> 00:29:10.374 Oh, I can't even stand to breathe when I think of You. 00:29:11.918 --> 00:29:15.838 I will always be your girl, Jesus. 00:29:23.679 --> 00:29:25.431 I wasn't expecting that from you. 00:29:28.476 --> 00:29:31.687 Yep, I'm full of surprises. 00:29:34.690 --> 00:29:35.942 I gotta go pee. 00:29:42.365 --> 00:29:43.407 Mads? 00:29:45.493 --> 00:29:47.954 Babe? 00:29:48.037 --> 00:29:49.413 Oh, fuck! 00:29:50.581 --> 00:29:52.750 You're crazy. This is never gonna work. 00:29:52.833 --> 00:29:54.460 Of course it'll work. 00:29:54.543 --> 00:29:56.462 You ever heard of "Jesus take the wheel"? 00:29:56.545 --> 00:30:00.174 Well, in our case, Jesus has taken us by the hips 00:30:00.257 --> 00:30:02.802 with his manly, calloused carpenter hands 00:30:02.885 --> 00:30:06.681 and he is riding us all the way back home to Kingdom Come. 00:30:06.764 --> 00:30:10.184 I'm telling you, Jesus will not steer us wrong. 00:30:12.103 --> 00:30:13.813 Uh, I'm an atheist. 00:30:16.649 --> 00:30:18.234 Well, not anymore you're not. 00:30:21.112 --> 00:30:25.157 Okay, so we're just supposed to tell people we came to Hollywood 00:30:25.241 --> 00:30:27.326 to start a convent? 00:30:27.410 --> 00:30:30.705 Only if they ask. Just keep it simple. 00:30:32.415 --> 00:30:34.542 So we'll meet back here in two hours. 00:30:53.185 --> 00:30:54.854 Sisters of the faithful. 00:30:55.896 --> 00:30:59.608 Hey. Oh, thank you. Do you know where to get waxed around here? 00:31:00.943 --> 00:31:05.197 Oh. Wait, two bucks? 00:31:05.281 --> 00:31:07.324 That's all you're gonna give Jesus? 00:31:10.911 --> 00:31:12.705 Fuck. 00:31:14.206 --> 00:31:17.251 Lady, do you want your soul to be damned for all eternity, 00:31:17.334 --> 00:31:19.045 tossing Lucifer's salad? 00:31:19.128 --> 00:31:21.630 You can afford more, look at you. 00:31:25.259 --> 00:31:28.179 Oh, thank you. God bless... Jesus Christ! 00:31:28.262 --> 00:31:32.058 - You all right? - Oh, hell yeah. Uh, sorry. 00:31:33.184 --> 00:31:34.477 Bitch. 00:31:37.605 --> 00:31:43.319 We are starting a convent here in Hollywood, 00:31:43.402 --> 00:31:46.906 and if you would like to know more, here is my cell. 00:31:46.989 --> 00:31:50.951 Look, I wrote it right where Jesus got hammered. 00:31:51.035 --> 00:31:54.497 - I dream of being hammered, too. - Thank you. 00:31:57.083 --> 00:31:59.168 Hi, Sister. 00:31:59.251 --> 00:32:02.630 - I see you like books. - I work at the library. 00:32:02.713 --> 00:32:03.839 Oh. 00:32:06.801 --> 00:32:09.762 Are you visiting Los Angeles, Sister? I haven't seen you before. 00:32:09.845 --> 00:32:15.434 Uh, well, my little convent back home is just bursting at the seams, 00:32:15.518 --> 00:32:19.355 so my Mother Superior sent myself and my sisters 00:32:19.438 --> 00:32:24.235 down to, you know, look for a new home and spread our, uh, 00:32:24.318 --> 00:32:28.072 our virginity... di-divinity. 00:32:28.155 --> 00:32:29.365 Where are you staying? 00:32:30.574 --> 00:32:34.036 Uh, well, I'm leaving that up to the good Lord himself. 00:32:34.120 --> 00:32:37.540 - Mm-hm. - Well, uh... 00:32:37.623 --> 00:32:38.958 I hope it's not too much of a bother, 00:32:39.041 --> 00:32:41.293 but one of our board members at our library, 00:32:41.377 --> 00:32:44.255 Maria Ramirez, everyone calls her Sunny. 00:32:44.338 --> 00:32:47.925 Um, you know, she's a devout Catholic and generous donor. 00:32:48.008 --> 00:32:50.219 - Um, her husband just died recently... - Oh. 00:32:50.302 --> 00:32:53.931 ...and, um, you and the sisters should, uh, go... go see her. 00:32:54.014 --> 00:32:55.599 She lives right up the road up there. 00:32:55.683 --> 00:32:58.352 Um, great place. She takes in nuns all the time. 00:32:59.395 --> 00:33:02.231 She does? 00:33:02.314 --> 00:33:06.318 Well, look at God just working his ways. 00:33:06.402 --> 00:33:07.903 Well, she's a very kind person. 00:33:07.987 --> 00:33:09.655 And listen, she has more than enough space. 00:33:09.738 --> 00:33:11.657 You guys should check it out if you need a place to stay. 00:33:11.740 --> 00:33:15.995 All right? I think she'd love it, so here's her number. 00:33:16.078 --> 00:33:17.997 Oops. 00:33:18.080 --> 00:33:21.709 Sorry. Um... Okay. 00:33:21.792 --> 00:33:23.043 That's for you guys. 00:33:24.295 --> 00:33:27.715 Thank you. Good day, sir. So kind. 00:33:32.553 --> 00:33:36.473 Two-hundred and seventy-three dollars. 00:33:36.557 --> 00:33:38.434 Thank you, Jesus! 00:33:38.517 --> 00:33:42.104 Yes, that is enough to get a cheap hotel room for a couple of nights. 00:33:42.188 --> 00:33:44.398 Or a really nice hotel room for one night. 00:33:44.481 --> 00:33:46.066 No, no, no. 00:33:46.150 --> 00:33:50.279 We gotta save our money as much as we can. We should, um... 00:33:50.362 --> 00:33:52.573 We should go stay with that nice lady. 00:33:52.656 --> 00:33:56.118 But how do... how do you know she's so nice? 00:33:56.202 --> 00:34:01.916 Because she offers to take in stray nuns. 00:34:01.999 --> 00:34:06.045 Um, she is probably really religious though. 00:34:06.128 --> 00:34:08.297 And she's probably seen a lot of nuns before. 00:34:08.380 --> 00:34:11.800 So... we should, uh... 00:34:11.884 --> 00:34:13.594 We should go do our research. 00:34:13.677 --> 00:34:16.138 - Mm-hm, up our game. - Okay. 00:34:16.222 --> 00:34:18.974 What kind of research? 00:34:19.058 --> 00:34:23.354 Wait, Mads, you want us to go to church? 00:34:23.437 --> 00:34:26.106 Goddamn right. We're going to church! 00:34:26.190 --> 00:34:28.984 But first... first we really need to change, 00:34:29.068 --> 00:34:32.029 'cause the only thing worse than walking into a church impersonating a nun 00:34:32.112 --> 00:34:35.032 is walking into a police station impersonating a cop. 00:34:35.115 --> 00:34:36.700 So let's go. 00:34:39.203 --> 00:34:41.413 God. 00:34:53.801 --> 00:34:55.928 What do you think you're looking at, old man? 00:34:56.011 --> 00:34:57.763 Nothing. 00:34:57.846 --> 00:35:02.059 Hm. That's "Nothing, Sister," to you. 00:35:02.142 --> 00:35:07.648 - Nothing, Sister. - Mm-hm. Good boy. 00:35:08.607 --> 00:35:10.901 Now start praying. 00:35:11.568 --> 00:35:12.861 Dear God... 00:35:14.363 --> 00:35:18.575 please help me with another sister. 00:35:20.703 --> 00:35:21.537 Addy! 00:35:22.663 --> 00:35:24.290 I like this character! 00:35:24.373 --> 00:35:26.375 - I could really get into this! - Bitch. 00:35:32.965 --> 00:35:34.800 "Find out..." What? 00:35:34.883 --> 00:35:38.304 Fuck! No. No. 00:35:39.430 --> 00:35:41.557 Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. 00:35:48.439 --> 00:35:49.565 No. 00:36:01.744 --> 00:36:03.120 The fucking gun! 00:36:03.203 --> 00:36:04.788 Where the fuck is it? 00:36:04.872 --> 00:36:07.041 Fuck! 00:36:17.551 --> 00:36:19.970 Ah! Fuck. 00:36:42.159 --> 00:36:44.078 Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit. 00:37:16.443 --> 00:37:18.570 No! Bucky, no! 00:37:24.785 --> 00:37:26.578 No, Bucky, no! 00:37:48.475 --> 00:37:50.185 I'll open the door on one condition. 00:37:54.148 --> 00:37:56.400 I was gonna open the door. 00:37:56.483 --> 00:37:59.194 My name's Tuff, I work for Queenie. 00:38:02.781 --> 00:38:03.824 Sit. 00:38:06.201 --> 00:38:07.578 Make me a vodka. 00:38:09.455 --> 00:38:11.498 It's okay, Bucky, this is a friend. 00:38:11.582 --> 00:38:14.418 We're just playing a friendly game. 00:38:14.501 --> 00:38:16.795 - I don't think he can breathe. - He's fucking fine. 00:38:16.879 --> 00:38:20.632 Aren't you, silly Billy? It's just a friendly game, right. 00:38:20.716 --> 00:38:22.885 Come on, man, this has nothing to do with the kid. 00:38:22.968 --> 00:38:27.347 Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. Are you allergic to bees? 00:38:29.641 --> 00:38:32.603 What a coincidence. So am I. 00:38:32.686 --> 00:38:35.772 Deathly allergic. And when you're allergic to bees, 00:38:35.856 --> 00:38:37.816 you need to be prepared. 00:38:37.900 --> 00:38:41.153 Do you... know what one of these is? 00:38:41.236 --> 00:38:42.321 - Oh, Jesus, man, don't. - Ah, ah. 00:38:42.404 --> 00:38:45.491 This protects you from the queen. 00:38:45.574 --> 00:38:50.412 And believe me, you do not wanna get stung by her. 00:38:50.496 --> 00:38:51.914 What have you done? 00:38:54.583 --> 00:38:56.168 What have you done? 00:38:57.711 --> 00:38:59.213 Motherfucker! 00:39:59.189 --> 00:40:02.067 When you receive the communion, 00:40:02.150 --> 00:40:03.944 you're united with Jesus. 00:40:07.823 --> 00:40:09.825 And He becomes a part of you. 00:40:35.225 --> 00:40:36.560 Body of Christ. 00:41:18.477 --> 00:41:19.936 May God be with you. 00:41:20.020 --> 00:41:22.147 Oh, you know, very. 00:41:23.231 --> 00:41:25.025 May God be with you. 00:41:25.108 --> 00:41:28.111 - And to you too, Sister. - Sister Julie. 00:41:28.195 --> 00:41:29.696 Thank you for coming. 00:41:29.780 --> 00:41:33.742 - Hm, Sister Julie. - Sister Julie. 00:41:33.825 --> 00:41:36.119 I think it's time to go. 00:41:37.537 --> 00:41:38.830 What was that about? 00:41:53.220 --> 00:41:56.348 Tuff? Why is there a child? 00:42:01.895 --> 00:42:03.522 You know I hate them. 00:42:09.027 --> 00:42:12.155 - Hello, gorgeous. - Hi. 00:42:13.490 --> 00:42:17.202 Yuck. Why is he tied like that? 00:42:17.285 --> 00:42:21.331 I had to use the venom on the kid, and then... 00:42:21.415 --> 00:42:22.541 Well, look. 00:42:29.464 --> 00:42:32.175 Right? 00:42:32.259 --> 00:42:35.929 It's for softening the meat. 00:42:36.012 --> 00:42:37.139 Ah... 00:42:38.098 --> 00:42:40.642 Well... 00:42:40.726 --> 00:42:44.688 Nice to meet you... Eric. 00:43:01.246 --> 00:43:05.917 These shoes hurt my feet. 00:43:07.294 --> 00:43:09.087 I can finish this off. 00:43:09.171 --> 00:43:11.631 Tuff is so good to me. 00:43:17.387 --> 00:43:21.558 Huh... So, Eric, 00:43:21.641 --> 00:43:23.769 we've been talking about you. 00:43:23.852 --> 00:43:25.937 What's your purpose? 00:43:26.021 --> 00:43:28.064 What function do you serve? 00:43:29.107 --> 00:43:31.985 If one cannot perform his function, 00:43:32.068 --> 00:43:36.615 then another must take his place. 00:43:42.370 --> 00:43:46.708 Oh. Huh. 00:43:46.792 --> 00:43:50.420 These are the females who lost my merchandise. 00:43:52.506 --> 00:43:56.343 Did you know there's a species of carpenter ant in Malaysia? 00:43:58.011 --> 00:44:02.057 The queen's body is full of poisonous venom. 00:44:02.140 --> 00:44:06.895 And if her nest is threatened by an outsider, 00:44:06.978 --> 00:44:11.650 this magnificent creature can explode her own head 00:44:11.733 --> 00:44:14.528 in a suicide, 00:44:14.611 --> 00:44:19.157 and release a substance onto her enemy. 00:44:19.241 --> 00:44:22.869 What a soldier. 00:44:30.001 --> 00:44:32.087 No. 00:44:36.550 --> 00:44:41.096 - No. - This is what I'm talking about, Eric. 00:44:41.179 --> 00:44:44.474 - Oh, my God. - Purpose. 00:44:44.558 --> 00:44:47.727 - Now you have one. - Oh, my God. 00:44:47.811 --> 00:44:51.773 - Dinner. - Oh, no. 00:46:05.221 --> 00:46:09.267 Sisters, welcome to my home. 00:46:09.351 --> 00:46:12.771 You'll have to excuse me, my eyesight isn't what it used to be. 00:46:12.854 --> 00:46:14.981 You see, I've become terribly sensitive to the light, 00:46:15.065 --> 00:46:18.193 which is a shame, because the light is one of my favorite things 00:46:18.276 --> 00:46:20.111 about living in southern California. 00:46:21.237 --> 00:46:23.865 In a moment, Alicia will show you to your quarters, 00:46:23.949 --> 00:46:28.203 and hope you can meet me for tea in the sunroom once you've settled in. 00:46:28.286 --> 00:46:30.372 Let us know if you need anything. 00:46:30.455 --> 00:46:33.917 And thank you so much for coming. Alicia. 00:46:35.961 --> 00:46:38.797 Uh, thank you for, uh, 00:46:38.880 --> 00:46:43.468 having us in your godly home, ma'am. 00:46:43.551 --> 00:46:45.220 - Yeah. - Thank you. 00:46:52.060 --> 00:46:55.605 There's so much space just in this one area. 00:46:58.692 --> 00:47:03.071 You know, you guys, the craziest thing about all of this 00:47:03.154 --> 00:47:07.409 is that that thing, the thing we're wearing around our necks, 00:47:07.492 --> 00:47:10.078 is called a wimple. 00:47:10.161 --> 00:47:11.663 What the fuck is a wimple? 00:47:14.249 --> 00:47:18.336 - ...get away with it. - Fuck you. 00:47:22.215 --> 00:47:25.468 Oh, my God. 00:47:27.095 --> 00:47:29.180 I kinda feel bad for Sunny. 00:47:31.391 --> 00:47:35.520 I mean, all this money and no one to share it with. 00:47:35.603 --> 00:47:39.232 No, she played her cards right. 00:47:39.315 --> 00:47:42.485 She gets to do whatever she wants, doesn't have to look after anybody. 00:47:46.656 --> 00:47:48.199 Oh, fuck! 00:47:48.283 --> 00:47:50.368 It's Eric. Should I answer it? 00:47:50.452 --> 00:47:51.661 No! 00:48:02.464 --> 00:48:03.673 No answer. 00:48:04.883 --> 00:48:06.760 Well, we'll try again later. 00:48:17.145 --> 00:48:21.775 I don't think we can hit the same spot two days in a row. I think we should rotate. 00:48:21.858 --> 00:48:23.526 You know, the giving can't always... 00:48:23.610 --> 00:48:25.612 ...be so giving. 00:48:31.451 --> 00:48:33.536 If I may make a suggestion. 00:48:33.620 --> 00:48:36.247 Outside the observatory might be a good place. 00:48:36.331 --> 00:48:40.085 - Mm. - Lots of foot traffic. 00:48:40.168 --> 00:48:41.544 - Oh. 00:48:41.628 --> 00:48:44.172 - Thank you. - Yeah. 00:48:44.255 --> 00:48:48.301 - Thank you so much, Alicia. - You're welcome. 00:48:48.384 --> 00:48:51.888 Now, if you excuse me, before madam's breakfast gets cold. 00:48:54.140 --> 00:48:55.725 Oh, my God. 00:48:55.809 --> 00:48:57.352 She's so fucking hot. 00:48:57.435 --> 00:48:59.479 Well, that one's a hot piece of ass. 00:48:59.562 --> 00:49:01.689 Oh, my God. 00:49:01.773 --> 00:49:03.441 ...the body of Eric Katz, 00:49:03.525 --> 00:49:05.443 the actor best known for playing Uncle Darby 00:49:05.527 --> 00:49:07.904 in the 90s sitcom, The Sokolowiski's, 00:49:07.987 --> 00:49:11.282 was discovered in his home. Police investigators are saying 00:49:11.366 --> 00:49:13.868 the bizarre circumstances surrounding his death 00:49:13.952 --> 00:49:18.206 are likely attributed to his rumored ties with local drug organizations. 00:49:18.289 --> 00:49:21.960 Holy fuck! Fu... fudge. 00:49:22.043 --> 00:49:24.712 An unidentified 12-year-old was also discovered in the home... 00:49:24.796 --> 00:49:27.507 - Oh, my God, poor Eric. - ...unconscious but alive, 00:49:27.590 --> 00:49:29.759 and taken to a local hospital. 00:49:29.843 --> 00:49:31.845 What are we gonna do? 00:49:33.513 --> 00:49:38.226 - Fuck! Ninety-six bucks in change. God! - This is so bad. 00:49:38.309 --> 00:49:42.272 That's all the money we have? That's all the profits? 00:49:42.355 --> 00:49:44.274 Where the fuck is Jesus today? 00:49:45.692 --> 00:49:47.735 Maybe we're being punished. 00:49:47.819 --> 00:49:50.530 Maybe there's a curse against people that pretend to be saints. 00:49:52.282 --> 00:49:54.659 Nuns aren't saints, they're just regular people 00:49:54.742 --> 00:49:56.786 who work for God by doing charity. 00:49:56.870 --> 00:49:58.538 And, technically, we're homeless, 00:49:58.621 --> 00:50:02.917 so really we're just cutting out the middle man. 00:50:03.001 --> 00:50:06.045 Oh, you can just justify anything, Mads. 00:50:06.129 --> 00:50:08.298 Why have you been on my dick so much recently, Addy? 00:50:08.381 --> 00:50:10.133 - I love you and your dick. - Honestly... 00:50:10.216 --> 00:50:13.219 What the fuck? 00:50:16.764 --> 00:50:20.685 Scum-sucking piece of shit! Who the fuck fucks with nuns, huh?! 00:50:20.768 --> 00:50:22.770 Why would you steal from a nun?! 00:50:28.109 --> 00:50:33.990 Now, you might think this is a bit of an excessive reaction. 00:50:39.245 --> 00:50:43.041 But we all have our periods synched up, and as you can see, 00:50:43.124 --> 00:50:46.127 we're already having a pretty cramp ass day. 00:50:49.088 --> 00:50:53.092 When you receive the communion, you are united with Jesus. 00:50:53.176 --> 00:50:56.012 And He becomes a part of you. 00:50:59.682 --> 00:51:02.060 You once told me the danger of us sinning 00:51:02.143 --> 00:51:04.896 isn't that God would stop forgiving us, 00:51:04.979 --> 00:51:08.942 it's that we will stop seeking his forgiveness. 00:51:12.278 --> 00:51:14.489 And so just like you wanted, 00:51:14.572 --> 00:51:20.745 I went to confess my sins, past, present and future. 00:51:29.837 --> 00:51:36.678 Ever since I accepted You into my heart as my Lord and my savior, 00:51:36.761 --> 00:51:39.847 it took me to that sacred place. 00:52:03.162 --> 00:52:06.958 I'm not sitting across from a mortal man no more. 00:52:07.041 --> 00:52:11.504 I'm being sent directly through him to You. 00:53:02.764 --> 00:53:06.517 It appears the winds have changed since we last met. 00:53:06.601 --> 00:53:11.898 Sunny skies have given way to a dark cloud that now looms above you. 00:53:13.941 --> 00:53:17.695 Dark cloud? What dark cloud? 00:53:19.739 --> 00:53:24.827 This trio of sorceresses, they will challenge your reign. 00:53:26.120 --> 00:53:28.498 They will be your undoing if you are not careful. 00:53:30.541 --> 00:53:32.835 Those sluts stole my money. 00:53:32.919 --> 00:53:35.004 And you mentioned three of them, right? 00:53:35.963 --> 00:53:37.715 I only saw two of them. 00:53:39.884 --> 00:53:42.011 Bitch, I told you, there's three. 00:53:42.095 --> 00:53:46.265 There's three. Three sluts. One slut, two slut, three slut... 00:53:46.349 --> 00:53:47.558 - That's not a slut. - Oh. 00:53:47.642 --> 00:53:49.727 Just one, two, three sluts. 00:53:51.604 --> 00:53:55.024 Should I kill them? 00:53:56.567 --> 00:53:58.528 Yes. 00:54:04.409 --> 00:54:06.244 Kill them. 00:54:10.331 --> 00:54:14.085 - Nobody misses President Lincoln. - I'm so bored. 00:54:14.168 --> 00:54:16.087 We could be at the club right now. 00:54:17.380 --> 00:54:19.298 Really? 00:54:19.382 --> 00:54:21.884 Well, we could sneak on out of here. 00:54:21.968 --> 00:54:25.138 - Mm-hm. - Go down the lattice like ninjas. 00:54:25.221 --> 00:54:27.557 - Yeah. - Why not? 00:54:27.640 --> 00:54:30.435 And I think Sunny's asleep. 00:54:32.103 --> 00:54:33.521 - Let's go. - Okay. 00:54:33.604 --> 00:54:36.566 If you blow our cover, we're fucked. 00:54:41.779 --> 00:54:45.283 All right, I'll stay here. You go. 00:54:46.451 --> 00:54:49.454 - But... - I'm on my period anyway, I'm bloated. 00:54:49.537 --> 00:54:50.788 I don't wanna be touched by, 00:54:50.872 --> 00:54:53.833 - like, gross old men. - Okay, have a good night. 00:54:53.916 --> 00:54:55.501 You guys suck these days. 00:54:59.213 --> 00:55:00.715 Oh, I hate this thing. 00:55:58.606 --> 00:56:04.362 Huh, so this LA bimbo, who is one of the sorceresses, 00:56:04.445 --> 00:56:08.115 she thinks she's going to crumble our empire. 00:56:18.543 --> 00:56:21.671 She's the one that stole your stash, babe. 00:56:21.754 --> 00:56:25.633 Eric kept a ledger in the notes on his phone, what a genius, 00:56:25.716 --> 00:56:27.969 and she's his points man. 00:56:29.303 --> 00:56:30.304 What? 00:56:32.139 --> 00:56:36.894 Well, we're going to make a little example out of her, aren't we? 00:56:38.980 --> 00:56:41.274 Have you met my friend? 00:56:41.357 --> 00:56:44.986 The coral snake? 00:56:45.069 --> 00:56:48.239 They mostly feed on rats, 00:56:48.322 --> 00:56:51.784 bats, little rodents. 00:56:51.867 --> 00:56:54.662 But we've discovered... 00:56:54.745 --> 00:57:00.209 ...this one has an insatiable appetite on human brains. 00:57:00.293 --> 00:57:03.296 - Wanna see? - I'm gonna film it. 00:57:03.379 --> 00:57:06.424 And then I'm gonna text it to your sorceress friends. 00:58:02.605 --> 00:58:03.981 Something's wrong. 00:58:06.192 --> 00:58:10.363 - She's not picking up her phone. - So call her again. 00:58:10.446 --> 00:58:14.617 I did. I called five times. 00:58:14.700 --> 00:58:16.911 I feel like, I don't know, it's off or dead. 00:58:16.994 --> 00:58:19.538 Just... don't say the word dead. 00:58:19.622 --> 00:58:21.582 Can you please just sit the fuck down? 00:58:21.666 --> 00:58:23.417 You're making me even more crazy. 00:58:28.839 --> 00:58:31.008 - Holy shit! - What the fuck? 00:58:31.092 --> 00:58:34.095 What the fuck happened? Oh, my God. Are you okay? 00:58:34.178 --> 00:58:36.430 - Evie. - Sit, sit. 00:58:38.099 --> 00:58:41.102 - What the fuck? - Okay, I killed them. 00:58:41.185 --> 00:58:44.438 - Killed who? - Uh, I killed both of them. 00:58:44.522 --> 00:58:45.773 - What? - Who? 00:58:45.856 --> 00:58:49.318 Queenie and her psycho cowboy sidekick. 00:58:49.402 --> 00:58:52.029 - What? - Yeah, they kidnapped me. 00:58:52.113 --> 00:58:54.949 They... they tried to kill me. 00:58:55.032 --> 00:58:56.909 - Oh, my God. - But I... I killed them. 00:58:56.992 --> 00:59:00.121 - Are you okay? - I'm okay. 00:59:00.204 --> 00:59:02.289 Okay, we have to get out of LA, you guys. 00:59:02.373 --> 00:59:05.960 The cops are gonna come after me. I'm a little scared. 00:59:07.420 --> 00:59:09.880 - Why? - Because I killed them. 00:59:09.964 --> 00:59:12.383 Calm down, calm down. 00:59:12.466 --> 00:59:14.552 Let me just think. 00:59:15.720 --> 00:59:17.346 We're fine. 00:59:17.430 --> 00:59:18.973 - We're fine, you know why? - Why? 00:59:19.056 --> 00:59:23.352 Because the cops, they don't give a shit. 00:59:23.436 --> 00:59:26.731 Yeah. They're never gonna find out because they don't care! 00:59:26.814 --> 00:59:30.818 That's just two less bottom-feeding drug dealers that are gone! 00:59:30.901 --> 00:59:34.363 I mean, you literally just did their jobs tonight. 00:59:34.447 --> 00:59:36.741 That they... Hallelujah! 00:59:36.824 --> 00:59:40.161 Right? 00:59:40.244 --> 00:59:43.038 Yeah, you killed the motherfucker who killed Eric. 00:59:43.122 --> 00:59:44.832 An eye for an eye. 00:59:44.915 --> 00:59:47.168 Hey, Mads, isn't that in the Bible? 00:59:47.251 --> 00:59:50.546 You're sure the fuck right it is. 00:59:50.629 --> 00:59:52.423 You know... you know what else? 00:59:52.506 --> 00:59:54.967 - What? - We're in the clear. 00:59:55.050 --> 00:59:58.012 - Oh, my God. - You know what that means, right? 00:59:58.095 --> 01:00:00.139 There's no more killers anymore. 01:00:00.222 --> 01:00:02.600 - Mm-hm. - We have money coming in. 01:00:02.683 --> 01:00:06.103 - Oh, yeah. - We have a roof over our heads. 01:00:06.187 --> 01:00:09.732 This is literally our rebirth. 01:00:09.815 --> 01:00:11.650 Oh, my God, you're right. 01:00:11.734 --> 01:00:13.986 - I can't believe that. - Oh, my God! 01:00:14.069 --> 01:00:16.405 - I can't believe our luck. - Dude, we're so fucking lucky. 01:00:16.489 --> 01:00:18.699 No, no, it's not luck! 01:00:18.783 --> 01:00:23.704 It's... It is exactly divine intervention. 01:00:23.788 --> 01:00:27.750 I mean, it's clear as day. 01:00:27.833 --> 01:00:30.795 This is Jesus coming down and taking the wheel. 01:00:30.878 --> 01:00:32.546 Oh, my God. 01:00:32.630 --> 01:00:35.591 I mean, we all knew he would... lead us down the right path, 01:00:35.674 --> 01:00:39.637 but... but tonight he actually did it. 01:00:39.720 --> 01:00:41.138 Yeah. 01:00:41.222 --> 01:00:42.890 - Thank you, Jesus. - Thank you. 01:00:42.973 --> 01:00:46.519 I didn't even believe in God before. 01:00:46.602 --> 01:00:49.230 - Oh, my God. - Oh, my God, I was so fucking scared. 01:00:49.313 --> 01:00:52.483 Oh, my God, I was too. I love you guys. 01:00:52.566 --> 01:00:54.109 Oh, my God, tell me everything that happened! 01:00:54.193 --> 01:00:56.821 Oh, my God! Oh, my God, so okay. 01:00:56.904 --> 01:00:58.614 - There were snakes. - What? 01:00:58.697 --> 01:01:00.783 Two snakes, a black and a red one. 01:01:00.866 --> 01:01:02.201 What were they doing with the snakes? 01:01:02.284 --> 01:01:03.828 Oh, my God, so one was like... 01:01:18.676 --> 01:01:21.220 Oh, Jesus. 01:01:48.873 --> 01:01:51.041 I know what you're planning on doing. 01:01:55.421 --> 01:02:00.467 And I'd think real long and hard before doing it, if I were you. 01:02:04.513 --> 01:02:06.056 Yeah, well, you are me. 01:02:08.183 --> 01:02:12.021 You've been given a rare gift. A clean slate. 01:02:12.104 --> 01:02:15.190 Why do you always have to fall back on bad habits? 01:02:18.986 --> 01:02:22.114 I've made my decision, and I feel bad enough about it already. 01:02:22.197 --> 01:02:24.033 So can you just drop it? 01:02:28.787 --> 01:02:30.998 But do bad girls go to heaven too? 01:02:36.045 --> 01:02:38.088 Well, we'll see about that, won't we? 01:03:49.410 --> 01:03:51.453 Here's the thing: 01:03:51.537 --> 01:03:54.206 I know You like all that 01:03:54.289 --> 01:03:59.670 meditation, hallelujah, peace on earth bullshit. 01:03:59.753 --> 01:04:02.631 But have You ever done heroin? 01:04:03.382 --> 01:04:05.384 We both know I have. 01:04:05.467 --> 01:04:09.555 'Cause there's not one minute in my life 01:04:09.638 --> 01:04:11.932 where I'm not thinking about it. 01:04:13.892 --> 01:04:16.478 It's the total escape of feeling. 01:04:17.688 --> 01:04:20.232 Pure oblivion. 01:04:22.401 --> 01:04:24.820 Sweet Jesus, 01:04:24.903 --> 01:04:29.700 she almost makes me forget You. 01:05:08.280 --> 01:05:10.699 Hello? 01:05:17.081 --> 01:05:20.375 Help! Help! Somebody! 01:05:20.459 --> 01:05:23.754 Somebody help! Help! Help! 01:06:01.959 --> 01:06:03.460 JC? 01:06:07.631 --> 01:06:09.466 Holy shit! 01:06:10.467 --> 01:06:12.136 God's a woman? 01:06:13.053 --> 01:06:14.721 With tattoos? 01:06:16.223 --> 01:06:20.602 Whoa. Fuck me, that's badass. 01:06:28.735 --> 01:06:31.947 Holy shit, I've been waiting to meet You my whole life. 01:06:32.739 --> 01:06:34.032 Wow. 01:06:40.247 --> 01:06:41.540 Jesus. 01:06:44.334 --> 01:06:45.794 I'm sorry. 01:06:47.379 --> 01:06:49.715 I love You so much. 01:06:51.508 --> 01:06:53.927 I'm sorry I'm such a fuckup. 01:06:55.929 --> 01:06:57.556 But from now on... 01:06:59.308 --> 01:07:01.768 I swear, I wanna do right by You, Lord. 01:07:03.896 --> 01:07:07.399 I do, I... I wanna be different. 01:07:07.482 --> 01:07:11.236 And I know I... I know I've been saying that this whole time, but... 01:07:11.320 --> 01:07:14.489 We also know that... 01:07:14.573 --> 01:07:20.370 you know, I kinda have a gift for rationalizing things. 01:07:22.748 --> 01:07:28.545 From now on, I wanna be the kinda person that makes You proud. 01:07:31.632 --> 01:07:34.009 I swear, from this rebirth and this... 01:07:35.969 --> 01:07:39.556 this fresh start that You've so generously given me... 01:07:43.602 --> 01:07:46.939 I swear it in my soul, Lord, I swear it in my soul. 01:07:51.568 --> 01:07:53.028 Thank you, Lord. 01:07:55.697 --> 01:07:56.949 Thanks. 01:08:08.335 --> 01:08:09.586 Honey? 01:08:11.004 --> 01:08:12.756 Sweetie, it's time to take your meds. 01:08:25.060 --> 01:08:29.398 Where... where the fuck is Jesus? 01:08:29.481 --> 01:08:31.858 He's in your heart, sweetie. 01:08:31.942 --> 01:08:33.819 He's in all of our hearts. 01:08:42.619 --> 01:08:44.037 - Mads. - Mads. 01:08:45.205 --> 01:08:46.456 Are you okay? 01:09:00.429 --> 01:09:03.473 Hello? Alicia? 01:09:04.099 --> 01:09:05.892 Sisters? 01:09:05.976 --> 01:09:07.311 Who is that? 01:09:09.896 --> 01:09:12.524 Beautiful place you have here, madam. 01:09:12.607 --> 01:09:15.819 - Wouldn't you agree, my dear? - Yeah, very fancy. 01:09:15.902 --> 01:09:18.447 Sort of lovely old knickknacks. 01:09:18.530 --> 01:09:20.282 Who are you people? 01:09:20.365 --> 01:09:23.076 Oh, who we are is of little consequence. 01:09:23.160 --> 01:09:26.246 But a little bee told me 01:09:26.330 --> 01:09:30.792 that you might be hiding a few fugitives from justice. 01:09:30.876 --> 01:09:32.586 Fugitives? 01:09:32.669 --> 01:09:35.339 Yeah, well, you didn't think they was real nuns, did you? 01:09:35.422 --> 01:09:40.510 Oh, my word. Seems like someone has been taking advantage 01:09:40.594 --> 01:09:44.181 of the kindness of a lonely, stupid old woman. 01:09:44.264 --> 01:09:45.515 Ooh... 01:09:45.599 --> 01:09:47.726 Nobody's here, and if you don't leave, 01:09:47.809 --> 01:09:49.519 I'm going to call the cops. 01:09:49.603 --> 01:09:53.899 Since it appears that you're at a loss for sight, 01:09:53.982 --> 01:09:57.486 here's my blow... by blow! 01:09:59.154 --> 01:10:03.950 - Now, my associate, Tuff... - Associate? 01:10:04.034 --> 01:10:07.120 I'm sorry, I just want to be professional. 01:10:07.954 --> 01:10:11.917 Oh. Okay. Fine. 01:10:12.000 --> 01:10:16.338 - And now, my partner and paramour... - Okay. 01:10:16.421 --> 01:10:20.675 ...Tuff, is standing right above you. 01:10:20.759 --> 01:10:24.638 He has a gun to your head. 01:10:24.721 --> 01:10:27.391 And if you don't tell us where those little bitches are 01:10:27.474 --> 01:10:29.893 by the time I count to three, 01:10:29.976 --> 01:10:34.564 he's going to blow your old, rich brain out. One! 01:10:34.648 --> 01:10:36.733 If it's money you want, I have money. 01:10:36.817 --> 01:10:40.404 It's not about money! Two! 01:10:40.487 --> 01:10:42.155 Dear Lord Jesus, 01:10:42.239 --> 01:10:46.118 - assign your spirit unto me. - Three! 01:10:50.080 --> 01:10:53.083 - It's the God squad, bitch! - That's right. 01:10:56.878 --> 01:10:58.046 Oh! 01:10:59.339 --> 01:11:00.465 Tuff! 01:11:07.597 --> 01:11:10.600 Tuff! 01:11:19.693 --> 01:11:21.862 So you believe in Jesus? 01:11:24.406 --> 01:11:26.658 Jesus is just a statue. 01:11:27.826 --> 01:11:28.910 Go. 01:11:33.540 --> 01:11:37.794 He's made as a cruel construct 01:11:37.878 --> 01:11:40.338 by this old, white male, 01:11:40.422 --> 01:11:45.844 who was so vulnerable, so weak. 01:11:45.927 --> 01:11:50.265 You better keep me dead, or I'm gonna sing. 01:11:50.348 --> 01:11:53.143 ♪ Joy to the world ♪ 01:11:53.226 --> 01:11:55.979 ♪ The nuns are fucked ♪ 01:11:56.062 --> 01:11:58.899 Will you just shut the fuck up?! 01:12:09.242 --> 01:12:11.286 Okay, well, I'll admit, 01:12:11.369 --> 01:12:17.292 maybe another one of those potentially excessive overreactions. 01:12:17.375 --> 01:12:19.669 But, hey, whatever. 01:12:19.753 --> 01:12:23.048 It's just me over here doing some of God's dirty work. 01:12:23.131 --> 01:12:27.594 And, come on, someone had to shut that bitch up. 01:13:01.795 --> 01:13:04.089 Sunny invited us all to stay. 01:13:04.172 --> 01:13:08.301 But if this was my first step into my born again virginity, 01:13:08.385 --> 01:13:11.179 I wanted to start fresh across the board. 01:13:11.263 --> 01:13:14.057 That means saying goodbye to my girls. 01:13:17.310 --> 01:13:20.855 Instead of turning everybody into the police for impersonating nuns, 01:13:20.939 --> 01:13:23.984 Sister Julie made them pay penance to the church. 01:13:25.735 --> 01:13:28.405 Which I hear is a pretty shit fine. 01:13:32.367 --> 01:13:35.245 I also heard the church got a new priest too. 01:13:35.328 --> 01:13:40.667 Apparently, after our carnal encounter, Father Sexy Pants had a crisis of faith. 01:13:40.750 --> 01:13:44.546 He gave up the priesthood and decided to take up male modeling. 01:13:44.629 --> 01:13:46.548 Yeah, it really suits him too. 01:13:46.631 --> 01:13:48.675 And, as for me... 01:13:49.926 --> 01:13:53.680 Well, as for me, you weren't done with me yet. 01:13:56.182 --> 01:13:59.978 I don't know if the father IS Eric, that priest, 01:14:00.061 --> 01:14:02.689 or fuck, could be anyone else. 01:14:02.772 --> 01:14:06.443 All know I is, sweet Lord Jesus, 01:14:06.526 --> 01:14:10.280 You brought me to the City of Angels for a purpose, 01:14:10.363 --> 01:14:14.242 and now I'm off to spread Your light. 01:14:19.372 --> 01:14:21.666 I love you, Jesus! 01:14:24.753 --> 01:14:26.755 JC's my man! 01:14:38.691 --> 01:15:43.691 Telegram Channel and Instagram Page .:: @bollbolljan_com ::.