WEBVTT 00:00:45.083 --> 00:00:47.041 - Merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas. 00:00:47.065 --> 00:00:58.065 ..:: Presented By ZarFilm Website ::.. ‏.:: www.bolboljan.net ::. 00:01:02.041 --> 00:01:05.375 And our kitchen connects to a little dining room right over there. 00:01:05.458 --> 00:01:07.583 Now you mentioned you wanted an open concept. 00:01:07.666 --> 00:01:10.750 - Cool, I am obsessed with open concept. - Yes. 00:01:10.833 --> 00:01:12.750 Open is my favorite concept. 00:01:12.833 --> 00:01:15.791 Well, here they are, Pam and Jeff McKenzie, the owners. 00:01:15.875 --> 00:01:18.875 I was just telling the Breckins that they could probably knock down 00:01:18.958 --> 00:01:22.250 some of these walls and make it one, big, open space. 00:01:22.333 --> 00:01:24.291 - Not mad at that. - Yes. 00:01:24.375 --> 00:01:26.125 Well, you just wanna be careful, 00:01:26.208 --> 00:01:29.000 'cause if those are load-baring walls and you knock one down, 00:01:29.083 --> 00:01:30.541 the whole place could collapse. 00:01:30.625 --> 00:01:31.833 - Mmm. Bummer. - Really? 00:01:31.916 --> 00:01:34.916 Um, it's not a Jenga tower, Jeff. 00:01:36.166 --> 00:01:38.375 It's not a Jenga tower, Jeff. 00:01:39.375 --> 00:01:42.500 And Pam is a teacher at Winnetka Elementary. 00:01:42.583 --> 00:01:45.208 Am I right? Yes. The schools here are amazing. 00:01:46.000 --> 00:01:47.375 Correct, Jeff? 00:01:47.458 --> 00:01:52.708 Um, yeah. Some of the best in the state. They are totally lit. 00:01:53.208 --> 00:01:54.416 - Aw. - Oh. 00:01:54.500 --> 00:01:57.458 Especially since they put in new metal detectors. 00:01:58.083 --> 00:01:59.583 - Oh. - Okay. 00:01:59.666 --> 00:02:01.666 Jeff. What are you doing? 00:02:01.750 --> 00:02:03.125 Uh, Jeff, uh, 00:02:03.208 --> 00:02:05.958 could you go get some more bottled water to everyone. 00:02:06.041 --> 00:02:07.250 Yep. 00:02:10.125 --> 00:02:11.791 Can you get some more bottled water? 00:02:11.875 --> 00:02:13.583 Ooh. Mm-hmm. Yep. 00:02:14.375 --> 00:02:16.291 Jeff. 00:02:16.375 --> 00:02:20.458 - Mum, I really have to pee. - I cannot believe you need to go again. 00:02:20.541 --> 00:02:23.041 I told you to use the restroom in the coffee shop. 00:02:23.125 --> 00:02:25.958 After Uncle Stu had been in there? Really? 00:02:26.041 --> 00:02:28.625 Did you see how many deviled eggs he had for lunch? 00:02:28.708 --> 00:02:30.416 Oh, goodness. Um. 00:02:30.500 --> 00:02:32.416 You'll just have to wait till we get home. 00:02:32.500 --> 00:02:34.666 You sure about that? Do the maths. 00:02:34.750 --> 00:02:39.583 Six soda refills into one, tiny, ten-year-old's bladder does not go. 00:02:39.666 --> 00:02:41.166 I'm... 00:02:46.416 --> 00:02:49.250 - Okay. I've got an idea. - What? 00:02:49.333 --> 00:02:51.250 You're gonna have to pretend with Mummy. 00:02:51.333 --> 00:02:53.958 We're gonna have to pretend we're going to buy a house. 00:03:01.750 --> 00:03:03.750 Ooh! Can I get one of those? 00:03:03.833 --> 00:03:05.958 Uh, that might be a question for your parents, 00:03:06.041 --> 00:03:08.041 just 'cause there's a lot of sugar in them, so… 00:03:08.125 --> 00:03:09.125 Oh. Fine. 00:03:09.875 --> 00:03:13.333 Wow, you're so tall. You almost look like Frankenstein. 00:03:13.916 --> 00:03:18.041 Oh, you mean Frankenstein's monster. Frankenstein is the doctor, FYI. 00:03:19.833 --> 00:03:22.750 Uh. Cool dolls. 00:03:22.833 --> 00:03:25.458 Well, they're not mine. 00:03:25.541 --> 00:03:27.333 Um. They belonged to my mother. 00:03:28.500 --> 00:03:29.500 Sure they did. 00:03:30.291 --> 00:03:32.875 Oh! What's wrong with this one? 00:03:33.666 --> 00:03:34.916 Yeah, I don't know. 00:03:35.000 --> 00:03:39.666 But they're very delicate, so why don't we just leave them right there. 00:03:40.166 --> 00:03:42.416 Oh. Little boy doesn't wanna share his dolly? 00:03:43.375 --> 00:03:44.291 Excuse me? 00:03:44.375 --> 00:03:46.833 Ah, I get it. You're one of those guys. 00:03:47.583 --> 00:03:49.833 - What do you mean? - I don't know. You tell me. 00:03:50.541 --> 00:03:52.416 - There you are. - Oh! Hi, Mom. 00:03:52.500 --> 00:03:54.541 Doesn't he look like Frankenstein to you? 00:03:55.250 --> 00:03:58.083 I... Max. I am so sorry. 00:03:58.166 --> 00:04:00.541 No, he doesn't look like Frankenstein. 00:04:00.625 --> 00:04:02.666 He looks like Frankenstein's monster. 00:04:02.750 --> 00:04:04.583 I'm sorry. Has he been bothering you? 00:04:04.666 --> 00:04:06.458 No. He's a delight. 00:04:07.000 --> 00:04:08.791 Aw, well, he has his moments. 00:04:08.875 --> 00:04:11.125 Ooh! Is that a Schneider Kinder? 00:04:11.208 --> 00:04:14.708 I saw these on Treasure Trunk, that antiques show. I love that show. 00:04:15.833 --> 00:04:20.500 There was this elderly lady who'd bought one at a garage sale for about $10. 00:04:20.583 --> 00:04:23.125 And then it ended up going for about $5,000. 00:04:23.208 --> 00:04:27.000 Wow, 5,000 bucks for an ugly, little porcelain kid. 00:04:27.541 --> 00:04:30.125 I didn't get half that for selling my real kids. 00:04:33.333 --> 00:04:34.333 Yeah? 00:04:34.416 --> 00:04:36.458 - I think we should go home. - Oh, yay. 00:04:36.541 --> 00:04:41.375 I can't wait to go home and share one toilet with nine bloomin' cousins. 00:04:41.458 --> 00:04:44.541 Maxwell Johan Mercer. What is with you today, hmm? 00:04:44.625 --> 00:04:46.833 Carol Ellen Mercer, take a guess? 00:04:46.916 --> 00:04:50.750 You know what? How's about we just spend Christmas in Tokyo without you? 00:04:50.833 --> 00:04:53.208 - Great idea. - I'll leave Grammy with you. 00:04:53.291 --> 00:04:55.750 - Oh, yes, Grammy. - Then you'll have to go to bed 00:04:55.833 --> 00:04:58.125 at 6:00 p.m. every evening and help her with her bath. 00:04:58.208 --> 00:05:00.708 Oh, that sounds great. Where do I sign up? 00:05:01.791 --> 00:05:03.833 No McDonald's for you on the way home. 00:05:03.916 --> 00:05:05.291 What? Mum. 00:05:05.958 --> 00:05:08.333 You can't promise a kid McDonald's and not deliver. 00:05:08.416 --> 00:05:09.833 Ooh. 00:05:09.916 --> 00:05:11.416 What a McShame. 00:05:20.833 --> 00:05:22.916 Ooh. That's good. 00:05:25.291 --> 00:05:27.875 Darling, home. Car. Now. Come on. 00:05:40.666 --> 00:05:43.500 I'm sorry I lashed out at you, but I just don't see why 00:05:43.583 --> 00:05:46.666 we have to share our house with every stupid relative we have. 00:05:46.750 --> 00:05:48.458 I mean, it's Christmas. 00:05:48.541 --> 00:05:51.791 Exactly, and Christmas is all about spending time with family. 00:05:52.833 --> 00:05:56.375 Even if everything they do makes you anxious or furious and insane. 00:05:57.625 --> 00:05:59.708 Because that is the meaning of Christmas. 00:06:07.333 --> 00:06:09.750 All right, McKenzies. We have chummed the... 00:06:10.250 --> 00:06:13.875 Chummed the waters. And I think we've gotten a couple of nibbles. 00:06:13.958 --> 00:06:16.333 Now I know you guys wanna sell as soon as possible, 00:06:16.416 --> 00:06:18.666 but I don't think we're gonna get any major bites 00:06:18.750 --> 00:06:20.250 until after the holiday season. 00:06:21.166 --> 00:06:22.166 I don't know. 00:06:22.250 --> 00:06:26.375 The guy Jeff saw looking through my underwear drawer seemed interested, no? 00:06:27.125 --> 00:06:30.666 Yes, but I don't think in buying the house. But don't worry. 00:06:30.750 --> 00:06:33.916 The Breckins are circling the boat, so I'll stay on top of them. 00:06:36.333 --> 00:06:37.500 The kids are home. 00:06:38.125 --> 00:06:40.708 What's happening? Why are we scared of the kids? 00:06:40.791 --> 00:06:42.625 We haven't told them we're selling the house. 00:06:46.041 --> 00:06:47.375 Hey! 00:06:47.958 --> 00:06:48.958 Oh, hi. 00:06:49.500 --> 00:06:52.333 Hi, guys. I thought you were gonna call after the movie was over. 00:06:52.416 --> 00:06:54.541 Oh, no, we just took an Uber. 00:06:57.833 --> 00:06:59.375 - You good? - Oh, yeah. 00:06:59.916 --> 00:07:01.833 Yeah, I'm doing some thinking, you know? 00:07:01.916 --> 00:07:04.333 This is a very good spot for thinking. 00:07:05.916 --> 00:07:06.916 Hmm. 00:07:07.833 --> 00:07:09.833 - Mm-hmm. - Mm-hmm. 00:07:10.458 --> 00:07:12.708 - I love this space. - Oh. 00:07:13.208 --> 00:07:14.333 Who are you? 00:07:15.333 --> 00:07:19.083 - I'm, uh... - This is Gavin. And he is, um... 00:07:19.166 --> 00:07:20.750 Your personal trainer. That... Yes. 00:07:20.833 --> 00:07:24.625 - I'm gonna be training your flabby dad. - Hmm? 00:07:25.208 --> 00:07:26.041 Balloons? 00:07:26.125 --> 00:07:29.583 These are a gesture to say congratulations for taking your first step. 00:07:29.666 --> 00:07:31.958 Congratulations, man. You got to take care of yourself. 00:07:32.041 --> 00:07:34.500 We're gonna get rid of that jelly belly, Dad. Am I right? 00:07:34.583 --> 00:07:36.250 Get rid of the jelly belly. 00:07:36.333 --> 00:07:38.916 We're gonna put some muscle on that flat, pancake butt. 00:07:39.000 --> 00:07:40.708 - Thank you, Gavin. - Yeah. 00:07:40.791 --> 00:07:43.875 I'm just gonna take off real quick, and I'm gonna see y'all later. 00:07:43.958 --> 00:07:46.291 And I'm looking forward to that butt. 00:07:53.625 --> 00:07:56.875 - Can I have a go? Can I have a go? - You do it! 00:07:56.958 --> 00:07:58.541 - Please? - No, you! 00:07:59.416 --> 00:08:01.541 - Please, just one quick go. - Ow! 00:08:02.208 --> 00:08:05.541 - Max, clean up all this crap right now. - Sorry, Dad. 00:08:05.625 --> 00:08:06.875 I just stepped on a Lego. 00:08:06.958 --> 00:08:09.166 It's the most painful thing in the world. 00:08:09.666 --> 00:08:12.000 I'm winning over here. 00:08:14.250 --> 00:08:18.083 I understand that our flight was canceled and rebooked. 00:08:18.166 --> 00:08:21.583 No, my problem is that you have split our family onto two separate flights. 00:08:22.750 --> 00:08:25.833 I'm sorry, can you speak up, please? It's very loud in here. 00:08:25.916 --> 00:08:28.583 You can never catch me. Jerk! 00:08:30.750 --> 00:08:32.958 Don't touch me, perv. I'm your sister. 00:08:35.750 --> 00:08:38.666 Homebot, what year is it in Japan? 00:08:40.583 --> 00:08:43.583 Guys, seriously, who keeps swapping the Homebot to German? 00:08:43.666 --> 00:08:45.500 - Hey! - Homebot, nein! Nein! 00:08:45.583 --> 00:08:46.583 Ha ha! 00:08:46.666 --> 00:08:49.041 Guys, Homebot is not a toy... 00:08:49.125 --> 00:08:52.208 No, no, stop! Stop it! Homebot is not a toy! 00:08:52.291 --> 00:08:54.041 I'm sick of this bullsh... 00:08:56.958 --> 00:09:00.791 We don't have to tell Santa about that, right, Goobie? 00:09:01.458 --> 00:09:03.833 You need to project when you speak. 00:09:04.416 --> 00:09:07.333 - Sir, I am not taking a tone with you. - Mum. 00:09:07.416 --> 00:09:11.541 I'm simply saying that you have put me on a different flight to my children. 00:09:11.625 --> 00:09:13.416 - Mum. - The computer won't let you? 00:09:13.500 --> 00:09:15.916 - What is the computer? Is it God? - Guys, guys... 00:09:16.000 --> 00:09:18.666 - Mum. Mum! - Guess what? Spanking's on the menu! 00:09:18.750 --> 00:09:22.458 Max, please! You are not the only person in this house, darling. 00:09:23.666 --> 00:09:24.833 I wish I was. 00:09:24.916 --> 00:09:27.875 Boys, don't make me run. I have tendinitis. 00:09:27.958 --> 00:09:29.250 Move, Max. 00:09:29.333 --> 00:09:31.958 - Lay down your arms! - Americans, please! 00:09:34.250 --> 00:09:35.875 Pizza! Lovely. 00:09:35.958 --> 00:09:38.267 - How many do you have? - Three pepperonis and three pineapples. 00:09:38.291 --> 00:09:40.017 - Let's just get... - Everybody loves pineapple. 00:09:40.041 --> 00:09:42.250 I've still gotta do some packing and some laundry. 00:09:42.333 --> 00:09:44.125 Everybody, pizza! 00:09:44.208 --> 00:09:48.833 Can you come and eat, please? Seriously. We're gonna be up at 5:00 a.m. 00:09:48.916 --> 00:09:50.500 Stop, please! 00:09:56.916 --> 00:09:59.958 Stop. You'll break your neck. And look at your suitcases. 00:10:18.208 --> 00:10:20.791 We expect major, major delays at the airport. 00:10:20.875 --> 00:10:23.250 We don't know when O'Hare is gonna be able to get back… 00:10:23.333 --> 00:10:25.541 What was that today? Metal detectors? 00:10:25.625 --> 00:10:29.916 What? They have them. I'm sorry. Is that not "lit"? 00:10:30.000 --> 00:10:33.875 Okay, we are trying to sell the house, Jeff. 00:10:33.958 --> 00:10:36.166 You're the one who said it's our only option, 00:10:36.250 --> 00:10:38.083 so I need you on my team, okay? 00:10:38.916 --> 00:10:41.208 I know. I know. I just... 00:10:41.291 --> 00:10:45.583 Today, it felt real, and I didn't like it. 00:10:45.666 --> 00:10:47.125 You think I do? 00:10:47.208 --> 00:10:50.083 I always thought we'd get old and weird in this house. 00:10:50.166 --> 00:10:52.476 We've done the math. We can't afford it on my salary alone. 00:10:52.500 --> 00:10:55.291 Yeah, but I crushed my interview with IBM. 00:10:55.375 --> 00:10:58.000 You crushed it. Crushed it! 00:10:58.750 --> 00:11:00.458 But that was three months ago. 00:11:00.541 --> 00:11:04.875 Any company with a brain needs a good data migration manager, okay? 00:11:04.958 --> 00:11:07.708 I wouldn't trust an algorithm to port over a MySQL database 00:11:07.791 --> 00:11:10.125 to a new server without any human oversight. 00:11:11.875 --> 00:11:13.625 Me neither. 00:11:14.458 --> 00:11:17.291 But it might take a while to find another job. 00:11:17.375 --> 00:11:20.583 You said it yourself. The data migration boom is over. 00:11:21.875 --> 00:11:23.041 It's the cloud. 00:11:24.458 --> 00:11:25.541 The cloud. 00:11:26.958 --> 00:11:30.250 So I need you to get on board, okay? 00:11:31.166 --> 00:11:34.166 Come on. It's our last Christmas here. 00:11:34.250 --> 00:11:36.250 Let's try to enjoy it. 00:11:39.125 --> 00:11:41.500 Tons of fun. 00:12:03.666 --> 00:12:04.666 Hunter? 00:12:04.750 --> 00:12:08.916 Hey, Pama-lama-ding-dong! Guess what? We're outside! 00:12:11.375 --> 00:12:13.000 - Get up. - Queen Latifah. 00:12:13.083 --> 00:12:15.041 Get up. Your brother's here. 00:12:16.625 --> 00:12:17.625 God. 00:12:29.583 --> 00:12:31.416 Damn it. 00:12:33.541 --> 00:12:34.958 Gosh, I miss the snow! 00:12:35.916 --> 00:12:38.791 - Hey. What are you doing... - Doing here? 00:12:38.875 --> 00:12:41.750 We flew in early to get ahead of snowpocalypse or whatever. 00:12:41.833 --> 00:12:43.416 Snowmageddon. 00:12:43.500 --> 00:12:45.333 Snowpocalypse is better. 00:12:45.416 --> 00:12:47.583 Hey, babe. Hurry up. 00:12:48.750 --> 00:12:50.250 - Coming, baby! - Who's that? Aah. 00:12:50.333 --> 00:12:52.333 Pamuel L. Jackson! Bring it in. 00:12:52.416 --> 00:12:53.916 Hi, Hunter. Hi. 00:12:54.666 --> 00:12:56.583 Here she is! 00:12:57.291 --> 00:12:59.166 Oh. Careful. 00:13:10.125 --> 00:13:11.291 - Okay! Hey. - Oh! 00:13:11.375 --> 00:13:14.375 Oh, we would've called, but we thought it would be fun to surprise you. 00:13:14.458 --> 00:13:15.541 - Yeah. - Are you surprised? 00:13:15.625 --> 00:13:18.041 We are surprised. We're very surprised. 00:13:18.125 --> 00:13:19.583 I know. It's so cute here. 00:13:19.666 --> 00:13:21.666 - Aunt Mei! - So quaint... Hi! 00:13:21.750 --> 00:13:22.750 Hi, my adorables. 00:13:22.833 --> 00:13:24.517 I didn't think you were coming till tomorrow. 00:13:24.541 --> 00:13:25.541 I'm here now. 00:13:25.625 --> 00:13:29.250 We all thought she was coming tomorrow, but she's come in the dead of night. 00:13:29.958 --> 00:13:31.750 Hey, Ollie, look who it is. 00:13:31.833 --> 00:13:35.250 - It's Uncle Jeff. Hey. - Hey, buddy! 00:13:35.333 --> 00:13:37.041 Ollie, look! Snow! 00:13:37.958 --> 00:13:39.166 Good to see you, buddy. 00:13:39.250 --> 00:13:40.791 He has gotten so big. 00:13:40.875 --> 00:13:42.166 Okay! 00:13:42.250 --> 00:13:44.458 Oh, my gosh, I'm so sorry. 00:13:44.541 --> 00:13:47.375 It's the last one. It's the last one. I promise, okay? 00:13:48.041 --> 00:13:49.250 That's enough. 00:13:49.333 --> 00:13:52.083 Mind giving our luggage a tuggage? I wanna get that guy situated. 00:13:57.333 --> 00:13:58.458 Wow. 00:13:59.333 --> 00:14:00.875 Yeah, we had a great year. 00:14:02.083 --> 00:14:04.041 Oh, great arm, buddy! 00:14:04.125 --> 00:14:06.666 - Ollie, that is not a toy. - I'll get it. 00:14:09.416 --> 00:14:10.958 We're teaching him Spanish! 00:14:11.041 --> 00:14:13.416 What did I tell you about taking other people's stuff? 00:14:13.500 --> 00:14:16.833 - Where do you have us set up? - Oh, in the den on the pullout. 00:14:16.916 --> 00:14:20.708 Okay. In the den on the pullout. Yeah, okay. 00:14:42.333 --> 00:14:44.833 Wow, that lady wasn't kidding. 00:14:48.166 --> 00:14:49.166 What? 00:15:02.166 --> 00:15:04.958 What... Where is it? 00:15:10.416 --> 00:15:14.583 That brat kid stole my doll. My mom's doll. 00:15:18.208 --> 00:15:19.583 How am I gonna find this kid? 00:15:20.500 --> 00:15:22.208 Maxwell Johan Mercer. 00:15:22.291 --> 00:15:23.750 Carol Ellen Mercer. 00:15:24.875 --> 00:15:26.125 Bingo. 00:15:39.000 --> 00:15:41.375 You have arrived at your destination. 00:15:41.458 --> 00:15:43.625 Get in the car! 00:15:44.250 --> 00:15:47.791 You need to get in a car now. We are so late. You have no idea. 00:15:47.875 --> 00:15:50.000 - Gotcha! - What was that for? 00:15:50.083 --> 00:15:51.559 - I legit might cry right now. - Don't! 00:15:51.583 --> 00:15:53.291 I need that for cheerleading, you cretin. 00:15:53.375 --> 00:15:54.875 Son of a sandwich! 00:15:54.958 --> 00:15:58.208 Get in the car! 00:15:58.291 --> 00:16:00.583 We're gonna miss the flight, you guys. Come on! 00:16:00.666 --> 00:16:02.958 Uh, hi, my dude. Um... 00:16:03.041 --> 00:16:04.625 Is Carol Mercer home? 00:16:04.708 --> 00:16:06.767 No, Carol took the early flight. She booked the cars. 00:16:06.791 --> 00:16:09.226 That's why they're in her name. These are our cars. We need to go. 00:16:09.250 --> 00:16:10.833 Will you be a mensch? 00:16:10.916 --> 00:16:12.625 - Put that in the back for us, huh? - Uh… 00:16:12.708 --> 00:16:15.458 Bethany, is this a good time for a selfie in front of an Uber? 00:16:15.541 --> 00:16:17.750 #ill-judged. 00:16:19.250 --> 00:16:21.208 Text that to me. Okay, guys, get in the car! 00:16:21.291 --> 00:16:22.666 Give your stuff to the driver. 00:16:22.750 --> 00:16:25.083 - If I miss the duty-free shop… - I'm not the driver. 00:16:25.166 --> 00:16:27.291 …I am going to shave somebody's head. That's real. 00:16:27.375 --> 00:16:29.625 Blake, you do realize they sell alcohol in Japan? 00:16:29.708 --> 00:16:31.208 Hey, big news, Stu. 00:16:31.291 --> 00:16:33.541 Duty-free shops sell three-foot Toblerones. 00:16:33.625 --> 00:16:36.559 Hey, buddy. I'm gonna give that to you and ask you to take real good care of it. 00:16:36.583 --> 00:16:38.500 It's got my sleep apnea machine in there. 00:16:38.583 --> 00:16:41.625 Do you know if Carol's son, Max, is home? 00:16:42.333 --> 00:16:45.333 If you don't see him, he's halfway to Tokyo by now. All right. 00:16:47.250 --> 00:16:49.833 Is that everyone? The cars are leaving now. 00:16:56.083 --> 00:16:57.750 Everybody, say cheese. 00:16:58.458 --> 00:16:59.875 Everybody, wave. 00:17:11.916 --> 00:17:14.083 Somebody that lives here, what's the code? 00:17:14.166 --> 00:17:15.958 - Your mamma! - Thank you, Ricky! 00:17:16.041 --> 00:17:18.250 Guess who's number one to get his head shaved? 00:17:19.083 --> 00:17:20.208 It's Ricky! Code! 00:17:20.291 --> 00:17:23.416 - One, one, one, two. - One, one, one, two. Brilliant. 00:17:23.500 --> 00:17:24.708 That's a bad code. 00:17:27.375 --> 00:17:28.375 Armed. 00:17:31.708 --> 00:17:33.250 Here we go. All right. 00:17:36.458 --> 00:17:38.458 I'm sorry, but I really do need to talk to Carol. 00:17:38.541 --> 00:17:42.541 Yes. Don't worry. I'll make sure that Carol gives you five stars in the app. 00:17:42.625 --> 00:17:43.958 Reputation is everything. 00:17:45.458 --> 00:17:48.541 Oh, hey, wait! Wait! 00:17:55.708 --> 00:17:57.583 What the heck are you looking at? 00:18:04.333 --> 00:18:06.791 I'm sorry. I'm having a bad day. 00:18:15.583 --> 00:18:16.625 There it is. 00:18:19.250 --> 00:18:21.125 Oh, my… 00:18:24.875 --> 00:18:26.750 One, one, one, two. 00:18:57.375 --> 00:18:58.875 Okay, it's just a dog. 00:18:58.958 --> 00:19:01.375 I'm being ridiculous. I've gone insane. 00:19:01.458 --> 00:19:03.958 I'm a good, normal man. I'm gonna talk to Pam. 00:19:04.666 --> 00:19:05.666 Pam. 00:19:05.750 --> 00:19:07.375 I'm just a neighbor helping. 00:19:07.458 --> 00:19:09.625 I water their dogs... plants. 00:19:09.708 --> 00:19:13.291 I'm a friend of Carol's. A friend of... Carol Ellen Mercer is her name. 00:19:13.375 --> 00:19:14.375 I gotta call Pam. 00:19:22.291 --> 00:19:23.625 Where is he? 00:19:23.708 --> 00:19:25.083 I'm not sure where he is. 00:19:33.250 --> 00:19:34.375 Oh, great. 00:19:35.541 --> 00:19:36.708 I'm sorry. Sorry. 00:19:37.583 --> 00:19:38.708 Oh. 00:19:38.791 --> 00:19:41.041 - Here we go. Sorry. Hi. - Is everything okay? 00:19:41.125 --> 00:19:43.291 - Yeah, fine. Thank you. - What are you wearing? 00:19:43.375 --> 00:19:45.434 - I didn't have time to change. - You look ridiculous. 00:19:45.458 --> 00:19:48.041 - Thank you. - Season's greetings, seniors. 00:19:48.125 --> 00:19:50.958 I apologize for the delay, but we all saw the reason why. 00:19:51.041 --> 00:19:54.750 My D-flat has decided that the world runs on his time. 00:19:55.625 --> 00:19:59.041 Without further ado, I give you the Ne'er-Do-Bells. 00:19:59.125 --> 00:20:00.750 Hands on bells. 00:20:02.000 --> 00:20:04.083 Raise the bells. 00:20:04.916 --> 00:20:06.625 Two, three, four. 00:20:11.125 --> 00:20:12.750 - So did you get my voice mail? - Yes. 00:20:12.833 --> 00:20:14.875 All of this happened in the last two hours? 00:20:14.958 --> 00:20:17.416 Yeah, the doll is in that house. I saw it in his jacket. 00:20:17.500 --> 00:20:19.976 - Why didn't you tell me this? - I thought I would handle it myself. 00:20:20.000 --> 00:20:22.375 And your way of handling it was breaking and entering? 00:20:22.458 --> 00:20:23.750 Just entering. I had the key. 00:20:23.833 --> 00:20:26.458 - It's still against the law, Jeff. - Like a lightbulb. 00:20:26.541 --> 00:20:28.291 Oh, my gosh. This is so terrible. 00:20:30.458 --> 00:20:32.041 But that's why I didn't do it, Columbo. 00:20:32.125 --> 00:20:33.208 Well, good. 00:20:33.291 --> 00:20:35.208 - Like Pinocchio. - Pinocchio. 00:20:35.291 --> 00:20:36.976 What are we gonna do now? We need that doll. 00:20:37.000 --> 00:20:39.041 I know we do, okay? Just let me think. 00:20:42.500 --> 00:20:44.041 - Uh, like Monopoly! - Yeah. 00:20:44.125 --> 00:20:45.500 - That's too late. - Yeah. 00:20:45.583 --> 00:20:47.541 Boo. Sounds like garbage. 00:20:47.625 --> 00:20:49.666 - Herman, no. None of that. - Well, it does. 00:20:50.583 --> 00:20:51.750 You stink. 00:20:53.541 --> 00:20:54.791 Here's what we're gonna do. 00:20:54.875 --> 00:20:57.208 We will wait until they come back from vacation, 00:20:57.291 --> 00:21:00.458 and then I will go over there. I will tell the mom everything, 00:21:00.541 --> 00:21:02.041 and we'll get the doll back. 00:21:02.625 --> 00:21:03.875 Get it together. 00:21:03.958 --> 00:21:05.583 Are you sure we should wait? 00:21:05.666 --> 00:21:08.958 Yes, Jeff. I don't want my husband spending Christmas in jail. 00:21:09.041 --> 00:21:10.125 - Yippee! - Hey! 00:21:10.208 --> 00:21:11.708 Wow. 00:21:11.791 --> 00:21:14.166 But the... Our future is in that house, Pam. 00:21:14.250 --> 00:21:17.541 Come on. What could happen to it in an empty house? 00:21:21.833 --> 00:21:22.916 It's okay, Martha. 00:21:24.166 --> 00:21:26.375 Don't blame her. That's you. 00:21:26.458 --> 00:21:27.583 Sorry. 00:21:27.666 --> 00:21:30.916 Shame on you. This is my life choice. 00:21:43.208 --> 00:21:45.583 Hello? 00:21:46.791 --> 00:21:47.875 Mum? 00:21:50.250 --> 00:21:51.333 Dad? 00:21:53.666 --> 00:21:54.791 Uncle Blake? 00:21:56.125 --> 00:21:57.458 Uncle Stu? 00:22:09.916 --> 00:22:12.000 It's a Christmas miracle. 00:22:18.291 --> 00:22:21.500 Oh, come on, mate! 00:22:34.000 --> 00:22:35.000 Ugh. 00:22:38.708 --> 00:22:39.791 Oh! 00:22:40.583 --> 00:22:44.375 All right, Internet. Show me your worst. 00:22:46.458 --> 00:22:47.875 Well played, Mum and Dad. 00:23:41.541 --> 00:23:45.125 Pam, that doll is worth $238,000, 00:23:45.208 --> 00:23:49.041 and is it really a crime to steal something that was stolen from you? 00:23:49.125 --> 00:23:52.916 Yes, that's what O.J. got in trouble for. The second time. 00:23:53.000 --> 00:23:55.750 - Okay, I just think... - Look, I know that you wanna save the day 00:23:55.833 --> 00:23:58.041 because you feel bad about losing your job. 00:23:58.125 --> 00:23:59.625 What's wrong with that? 00:23:59.708 --> 00:24:02.625 The fact that you will feel a lot worse telling your kids you're… 00:24:03.625 --> 00:24:05.625 in jail for committing a felony. 00:24:05.708 --> 00:24:08.375 No, it's a misdemeanor. Yeah, I looked it up. 00:24:08.458 --> 00:24:11.208 That is evidence. Do you know how to clear your search history? 00:24:11.291 --> 00:24:13.583 Yeah. I mean, well, I probably... 00:24:13.666 --> 00:24:15.559 - I-I'm sure I could figure it out. - Okay, listen. 00:24:15.583 --> 00:24:18.458 We made a plan. Let's just stick to it, okay? 00:24:18.541 --> 00:24:20.166 - Mom, Dad, look at us. - Hey! 00:24:20.250 --> 00:24:22.041 - Hey! - You like 'em? Look at Ollie. 00:24:22.125 --> 00:24:23.166 He's a little elf. 00:24:23.250 --> 00:24:26.000 He's so smart. We handed 'em to him. He put 'em right on. 00:24:26.083 --> 00:24:27.250 Oh, amazing. 00:24:27.333 --> 00:24:30.375 Um, could I get some, uh, reindeer antlers for Pam 00:24:30.958 --> 00:24:33.541 and a pair of the little elf glasses for my brother? 00:24:37.708 --> 00:24:39.851 - Ollie, we need big smiles from you, okay? - Look at Mommy. 00:24:39.875 --> 00:24:41.833 Big smiles, Ollie. Big smiles. 00:24:41.916 --> 00:24:44.041 Little guy comes alive in front of the camera. 00:24:45.291 --> 00:24:48.041 Um, okay, cute photo much? 00:24:48.125 --> 00:24:50.208 I mean, come on. Look at that. 00:24:50.291 --> 00:24:52.875 Look at what's happened there. It's an adorable image. 00:24:52.958 --> 00:24:55.333 It's cute. It's super cute. 00:24:55.416 --> 00:24:56.916 It's a special memory. 00:24:57.000 --> 00:24:59.375 And since we are paper-free at the North Pole, 00:24:59.458 --> 00:25:00.833 you can actually use this code 00:25:00.916 --> 00:25:03.375 to download that special memory right from the cloud. 00:25:03.458 --> 00:25:07.666 Wh... So, you're not even using solid-state storage on-site? 00:25:07.750 --> 00:25:10.833 - I don't know what that means. - I'll tell you what it means. 00:25:10.916 --> 00:25:13.726 What it means is, you're entirely at the whim of a hosted service provider 00:25:13.750 --> 00:25:15.250 for virtualization and backup. 00:25:15.333 --> 00:25:16.708 Sir, I'm not a woman in tech. 00:25:16.791 --> 00:25:19.142 - I'm a woman in memories. - You know, it's not a video game. 00:25:19.166 --> 00:25:20.517 - She doesn't care. - I don't understand 00:25:20.541 --> 00:25:22.833 why you'd be so cavalier with something this important. 00:25:22.916 --> 00:25:23.958 What is this? 00:25:25.041 --> 00:25:28.125 New fashion, honey. We gotta... We gotta switch up these colors. 00:25:28.208 --> 00:25:32.000 - Mom, look at how cute this is. - So cute. 00:25:32.083 --> 00:25:34.291 - Can I get it? - Oh. 00:25:35.250 --> 00:25:37.500 Oh, honey, no. I'm sorry, that's way too much. 00:25:37.583 --> 00:25:40.833 Okay, no, no, no. I can't stand the thought of you not having that. 00:25:40.916 --> 00:25:43.875 Consider it an early Christmas present from Auntie Mei-Mei. 00:25:43.958 --> 00:25:45.458 You're gonna look so hot. Come on. 00:25:45.541 --> 00:25:47.875 - Mei. - Are you kidding? 00:25:49.458 --> 00:25:50.666 This, please. 00:25:53.458 --> 00:25:54.625 A top for you. 00:25:59.125 --> 00:26:02.916 I'll tell you what I am gonna give you, Snakes. 00:26:03.000 --> 00:26:06.583 I'm gonna give you 'til the count of ten 00:26:07.375 --> 00:26:11.666 to get your ugly, yellow, no-good keister… 00:26:11.750 --> 00:26:13.916 - Ugh, this is garbage. - …off my spaceship… 00:26:14.000 --> 00:26:16.875 I don't know why they're always trying to remake the classics. 00:26:16.958 --> 00:26:18.625 Never as good as the originals. 00:26:18.708 --> 00:26:20.166 You want some more P-corn, C-Train? 00:26:20.250 --> 00:26:21.850 - Oh, yeah, that'd be great. - All right. 00:26:23.166 --> 00:26:26.041 - One, two… - I don't remember this guy. 00:26:27.083 --> 00:26:28.916 Whoa! Ho, ho! 00:26:29.000 --> 00:26:32.041 Nearly lost your house there, Pama-lama-ding-dong. 00:26:51.791 --> 00:26:53.083 Hey, honey. 00:26:53.166 --> 00:26:55.333 - Put the topper on. - Should we put it on together? 00:26:55.416 --> 00:26:57.875 - Yeah. - One, two, three. 00:26:57.958 --> 00:26:59.708 Santa came! Santa came! 00:26:59.791 --> 00:27:02.416 Santa came! Santa came! Santa came! 00:27:02.500 --> 00:27:03.875 I'm so excited. 00:27:03.958 --> 00:27:05.750 Santa came! 00:27:05.833 --> 00:27:07.166 - Oh, my God! - Santa came. 00:27:07.250 --> 00:27:08.583 - Come here. - Oh, my God! 00:27:12.666 --> 00:27:14.250 Home sweet home. 00:27:16.375 --> 00:27:18.375 Mom, you gotta save our house. 00:27:18.458 --> 00:27:20.375 Seriously, Mom, will you just get the doll? 00:27:20.458 --> 00:27:22.500 It's just entering, Pam. We have the key. 00:27:22.583 --> 00:27:24.416 Pam, you have to call me. 00:27:24.500 --> 00:27:26.000 - Hi, Gavin… - Come and get me. 00:27:26.083 --> 00:27:28.291 Now, Fräulein. Now! 00:27:29.750 --> 00:27:32.041 I will, you ugly, little boy! 00:27:32.125 --> 00:27:35.083 Keep the change, ya filthy earthling. 00:27:35.166 --> 00:27:37.250 Well, I think you're very handsome. 00:27:39.833 --> 00:27:41.041 Let's go. 00:27:41.125 --> 00:27:42.833 - Where are we going? - To get some milk. 00:27:42.916 --> 00:27:45.083 Oh, well, there's plenty of milk in the fridge, Pammy. 00:27:45.166 --> 00:27:48.291 No, you guys have a ton of milk. You're all set on milk. 00:27:48.375 --> 00:27:50.666 Uh, eggnog. We need... We're gonna get some eggnog. 00:27:50.750 --> 00:27:53.375 - You've seen the weather, right? - It's snowmageddon out there. 00:27:53.458 --> 00:27:55.500 Yeah, snowpocalypse, babe. Snowpocalypse is better. 00:27:55.583 --> 00:28:00.000 - Are you gonna be okay to drive? - Yes, yes, yes, yes. 00:28:01.166 --> 00:28:03.166 Yes. We are okay to drive. 00:28:06.500 --> 00:28:08.250 Honey, your instincts were right. 00:28:08.333 --> 00:28:11.791 We can't leave a winning lottery ticket in some stranger's house. 00:28:11.875 --> 00:28:15.125 Yeah, yeah. We are doing this. 00:28:15.208 --> 00:28:17.166 Oh, honey, that's Beechtree. 00:28:23.166 --> 00:28:26.916 Honey, steer into the slide. 00:28:27.000 --> 00:28:29.583 N-No, y-you steer into a skid. 00:28:37.208 --> 00:28:40.875 Pam, I watched an episode of Locked Up earlier today on demand, 00:28:40.958 --> 00:28:41.958 and… 00:28:42.833 --> 00:28:44.625 I can't go to jail, honey. 00:28:44.708 --> 00:28:47.250 I wouldn't last 30 seconds in gen pop. 00:28:48.041 --> 00:28:49.250 Gen pop? 00:28:49.833 --> 00:28:51.041 General population. 00:28:51.625 --> 00:28:53.416 It's where fresh fish get got. 00:28:56.375 --> 00:28:57.375 Jeff. 00:28:58.916 --> 00:29:01.000 I need you to focus. 00:29:01.083 --> 00:29:04.666 Nobody here is getting got. 00:29:04.750 --> 00:29:09.333 The only thing getting got is that doll. 00:29:09.416 --> 00:29:12.833 So let's go get it! 00:29:17.083 --> 00:29:18.625 - Can you unlock the door? - Yeah. 00:29:18.708 --> 00:29:20.208 Sorry. 00:29:30.000 --> 00:29:31.166 Don't move. 00:29:34.416 --> 00:29:35.708 Why are we standing still? 00:29:35.791 --> 00:29:39.875 Because the light is motion-activated, and if we stand still, it'll turn off. 00:29:39.958 --> 00:29:43.625 Yeah, but it's just gonna turn back on when we move again. 00:29:43.708 --> 00:29:46.000 So, why are we standing still now? 00:29:46.083 --> 00:29:48.250 I don't know. I'm not good at this. 00:29:48.333 --> 00:29:49.333 I know. 00:30:04.083 --> 00:30:05.125 And we're criminals. 00:30:05.208 --> 00:30:07.333 Go. 00:30:07.416 --> 00:30:08.750 Alarm. 00:30:09.500 --> 00:30:10.625 It's loud. 00:30:12.625 --> 00:30:13.625 Alarm. 00:30:13.708 --> 00:30:15.916 Two, two, two, one. 00:30:16.000 --> 00:30:17.458 Be careful. Don't slip. 00:30:17.541 --> 00:30:19.250 Okay. 00:30:20.875 --> 00:30:22.916 They did leave in a hurry. 00:30:24.541 --> 00:30:26.741 - Where'd you see the kid's jacket? - It was right here. 00:30:27.250 --> 00:30:29.083 Well, we tried. 00:30:29.166 --> 00:30:31.958 A jacket can't just get up and walk away. It has to be here somewhere. 00:30:32.041 --> 00:30:34.500 Hey, don't bail on me. 00:30:35.333 --> 00:30:36.916 We're a team. 00:30:37.000 --> 00:30:38.041 O-Okay. 00:30:38.833 --> 00:30:41.791 Him? I knew he was weird. 00:30:41.875 --> 00:30:45.583 All we have to do is find that ugly, little boy. 00:30:45.666 --> 00:30:50.583 And then some crazy, old lady will pay us $200,000 for him. 00:30:50.666 --> 00:30:53.625 Two-hundred grand just to put him in a room, 00:30:53.708 --> 00:30:57.375 clean him off with her little brushes, and show him off to all her friends. 00:30:57.458 --> 00:31:04.166 May I feed him a piece of this gross, old lady candy? 00:31:04.250 --> 00:31:06.125 Of course. That's all he eats. 00:31:09.083 --> 00:31:10.750 Oh, Gertrude. He's perfect. 00:31:10.833 --> 00:31:12.666 Worth every penny. 00:31:23.291 --> 00:31:26.250 Five grand for an ugly, porcelain kid. 00:31:26.333 --> 00:31:29.708 I didn't get half that for my real kids. 00:31:31.000 --> 00:31:33.375 We're not leaving here without him. 00:31:33.458 --> 00:31:34.958 I don't think so. 00:31:40.625 --> 00:31:41.625 The jacket. 00:31:42.875 --> 00:31:45.375 Homebot, call the police. 00:31:49.041 --> 00:31:50.291 There's someone home. 00:31:52.875 --> 00:31:54.500 And she's German. 00:31:58.958 --> 00:32:01.750 Okay, on three, we run. One. 00:32:08.208 --> 00:32:09.375 Ow, ow. 00:32:11.583 --> 00:32:13.083 Whoa, that was fast. 00:32:30.125 --> 00:32:31.458 Evening. 00:32:31.541 --> 00:32:32.541 Hi. 00:32:36.041 --> 00:32:37.291 Hello, Officer. 00:32:37.958 --> 00:32:40.166 Did somebody slip and fall? 00:32:41.416 --> 00:32:43.416 Ha! Busted. 00:32:43.500 --> 00:32:45.083 Is this your residence? 00:32:45.166 --> 00:32:47.083 Well, I certainly hope so. 00:32:47.166 --> 00:32:51.791 Otherwise, I've been cleaning somebody else's sinks for the past 14 years. 00:32:53.083 --> 00:32:54.333 Sinks. 00:32:54.416 --> 00:32:56.125 Is there a problem, Officer? 00:32:56.208 --> 00:32:58.291 Honey, why don't you go warm up the car? 00:32:59.958 --> 00:33:03.416 We got a call. Your home alarm's been triggered. 00:33:04.041 --> 00:33:07.250 Yeah, well, the code is our anniversary, so… 00:33:08.000 --> 00:33:10.625 you think he's gonna remember that? 00:33:11.458 --> 00:33:14.875 I'm sure you never forget your anniversary, do you, Officer? 00:33:14.958 --> 00:33:17.875 Oh, no, no. 00:33:18.875 --> 00:33:20.791 No ring on this finger, ma'am. 00:33:20.875 --> 00:33:23.208 No one's been able to tame this wild stallion. 00:33:24.458 --> 00:33:28.083 Well, I envy the filly who eventually ropes you in. 00:33:29.500 --> 00:33:31.333 Another time, another place. 00:33:33.000 --> 00:33:35.875 A whole lot of what-ifs, Officer. 00:33:35.958 --> 00:33:39.833 Anyway, I'm so sorry we wasted your time. 00:33:41.375 --> 00:33:43.875 Is there anything else I can help you with tonight? 00:33:44.625 --> 00:33:46.125 No, don't worry 'bout it. No. 00:33:47.125 --> 00:33:50.625 Unless you want me to arrest your husband for missing your anniversary, huh? 00:33:52.083 --> 00:33:55.833 Is it bad if a part of me says, "Yeah, I do want that"? 00:33:58.291 --> 00:33:59.583 What's so funny? 00:33:59.666 --> 00:34:01.333 Get it? 00:34:02.500 --> 00:34:04.833 What are you waiting for? Detain them. 00:34:04.916 --> 00:34:06.500 - Now... - Detain them! 00:34:07.750 --> 00:34:08.791 What was that? 00:34:16.750 --> 00:34:18.750 Nah, nah, we're all good. 00:34:20.375 --> 00:34:24.416 What say you and your hubby have a nice holiday. 00:34:25.458 --> 00:34:26.500 And a good night. 00:34:26.583 --> 00:34:28.833 Wait, you're letting them get away. 00:34:30.000 --> 00:34:32.500 And... And then those people broke into my house, 00:34:32.583 --> 00:34:33.958 - and I-I-I... - Whoa, whoa. 00:34:34.041 --> 00:34:37.375 - …think they're trying to kidnap me or... - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 00:34:37.458 --> 00:34:41.791 Are you saying your parents left you home alone? 00:34:41.875 --> 00:34:44.791 Alone? Alone? Alone? 00:34:48.750 --> 00:34:51.208 Why did you have to tell anyone, Max? 00:34:51.291 --> 00:34:54.625 Why did you have to open your big mouth? 00:34:59.500 --> 00:35:01.583 Maybe the police is a bad idea. 00:35:06.291 --> 00:35:07.291 Nice couple. 00:35:08.708 --> 00:35:09.875 You know what? 00:35:10.666 --> 00:35:14.916 This whole house-to-myself thing might not have been the best idea, Homebot. 00:35:17.333 --> 00:35:19.708 How do you switch back to English? 00:35:19.791 --> 00:35:21.625 Changing language to English. 00:35:21.708 --> 00:35:23.458 Oh, that was easy. 00:35:24.041 --> 00:35:27.000 Homebot, call Mum. 00:35:27.083 --> 00:35:31.625 I'm sorry. Voice calling is not available on this Homebot device. 00:35:31.708 --> 00:35:33.333 So what do I do, Homebot? 00:35:33.416 --> 00:35:36.500 I can't call my mum, and if I tell the police or anyone else, 00:35:36.583 --> 00:35:38.500 they'll put my parents in jail. 00:35:38.583 --> 00:35:43.041 A blue whale's veins are big enough for an adult human to swim through. 00:35:43.125 --> 00:35:45.500 How is that supposed to help? 00:35:45.583 --> 00:35:47.916 What time is it in Tokyo? 00:35:48.000 --> 00:35:52.916 It is 11:37 a.m. tomorrow in Tokyo, Japan. 00:35:53.583 --> 00:35:54.750 Night, Homebot. 00:35:55.583 --> 00:35:56.833 Good night, Max. 00:35:58.166 --> 00:35:59.791 What? 00:35:59.875 --> 00:36:02.041 Wha... Are you... Are you serious? 00:36:02.125 --> 00:36:04.041 So at no point you thought to check with me? 00:36:04.125 --> 00:36:06.375 You just assumed that Max was on the other flight? 00:36:06.458 --> 00:36:08.625 We didn't take a census. I... 00:36:08.708 --> 00:36:11.875 Stu, did you assume he was on the plane? 00:36:11.958 --> 00:36:15.208 Carol, I swear to you. That boy was not in the house when we left. 00:36:15.291 --> 00:36:17.458 And where do you think he was, Stu? 00:36:17.541 --> 00:36:20.208 At the... At the Four freaking Seasons? 00:36:20.291 --> 00:36:21.666 He had fish curry on the plane. 00:36:21.750 --> 00:36:24.000 We probably got a hard 30 before we're gonna see Stu. 00:36:24.083 --> 00:36:26.541 You do realize that, because of you, I'm in Japan, 00:36:26.625 --> 00:36:30.833 and my ten... ten-year-old son is at home by himself? 00:36:30.916 --> 00:36:33.833 Yeah, but... but first-world problems, you know? 00:36:33.916 --> 00:36:36.666 - First-world problems? - Stop it. Listen, listen, stop it! 00:36:36.750 --> 00:36:37.916 I got that at Brookstone. 00:36:38.875 --> 00:36:40.000 Dad's five minutes away. 00:36:40.083 --> 00:36:42.916 He's at the travel desk and could only get one ticket home. 00:36:43.000 --> 00:36:45.541 Yes, hello. Beechtree Lane. 00:36:45.625 --> 00:36:46.945 - With two... - Beech with two E's. 00:36:47.000 --> 00:36:48.458 Can you send an officer right away? 00:36:48.541 --> 00:36:50.291 Did somebody call the house? 00:36:50.375 --> 00:36:53.666 No, because we don't have a landline. Nobody has a landline anymore. 00:36:53.750 --> 00:36:57.333 Yes, Stu, nobody has a landline anymore because it's not 1993. 00:36:57.416 --> 00:37:02.083 What's your next idea? Should I beep him after I listen to the new MC Hammer joint? 00:37:02.166 --> 00:37:04.206 What about the neighbors? Call one of the neighbors. 00:37:04.250 --> 00:37:07.041 - Activate the prayer chain. - We don't know the neighbors, Blake. 00:37:07.125 --> 00:37:10.250 We only moved there two months ago. I don't think we even know their names. 00:37:10.333 --> 00:37:13.000 Everybody we know is back in London. 00:37:13.083 --> 00:37:14.500 Well, Mum, where are you going? 00:37:14.583 --> 00:37:18.625 I'm going to go to the airport, darling, because I can't sit here while my son is... 00:37:18.708 --> 00:37:20.625 I mean... God, where is my passport? 00:37:20.708 --> 00:37:23.375 - It's in your hand. - It's in my hand. It's in my hand. 00:37:23.458 --> 00:37:27.125 See, Carol? Under stress, people make mistakes that we should forgive. 00:37:27.208 --> 00:37:29.791 You know? People forget passports. People forget... 00:37:29.875 --> 00:37:31.791 - No! - Stop it. 00:37:31.875 --> 00:37:34.958 Oh, darling, happy Christmas. Mummy loves you very much. Okay? 00:37:35.041 --> 00:37:36.916 Uh, what's happening? Did Carol leave? 00:37:37.000 --> 00:37:38.125 Travel safe. 00:37:38.208 --> 00:37:39.541 What... What's going on? 00:37:46.833 --> 00:37:49.583 Car 18, car 18. You near Lincoln Heights? 00:37:49.666 --> 00:37:52.500 We got a call about a minor, one Maxwell Mercer. 00:37:52.583 --> 00:37:55.541 Parents are on vacation and think he might have been left behind. 00:37:55.625 --> 00:37:58.541 - Address is 36 Beechtree Lane. - Oh, you gotta be kidding me. 00:37:59.416 --> 00:38:00.916 Um… 00:38:01.916 --> 00:38:05.750 You can ignore that. That is a prank call. Over. 00:38:05.833 --> 00:38:07.500 - Prank call? - Yep. 00:38:08.458 --> 00:38:12.708 Listen, when I was a kid, my family went on vacation. 00:38:13.333 --> 00:38:15.958 We forgot my little brother Kevin. 00:38:17.541 --> 00:38:18.583 Twice. 00:38:20.208 --> 00:38:24.375 He called in the 289 to mess with me. The idiot does it every year. 00:38:25.208 --> 00:38:27.083 Are, uh, you sure about that? 00:38:27.166 --> 00:38:28.583 Yes, I'm sure about that! 00:38:28.666 --> 00:38:34.333 I know for a fact that there is no forgotten child at that address. 00:38:34.416 --> 00:38:38.083 I was just there for a bogus home-alarm call, okay? 00:38:39.125 --> 00:38:43.916 Guess what? The place had a McCallister Home Alarm system. 00:38:44.000 --> 00:38:48.791 Oh, gee, a coincidence? I don't think so. 00:38:49.958 --> 00:38:55.291 Yeah. So can you just drive by and check it out? 00:38:59.083 --> 00:39:01.458 Ten-four. I'm on my way now. 00:39:08.291 --> 00:39:12.458 Nice try, Kevin. Nice try. 00:39:13.375 --> 00:39:14.750 Trout sniffer. 00:39:26.875 --> 00:39:28.000 Hey, guys. 00:39:29.041 --> 00:39:31.625 Hey. We saved you some seats 'cause you were running late. 00:39:31.708 --> 00:39:33.541 - People are still coming in. - Hi. 00:39:33.625 --> 00:39:36.291 Hey, we saved you a seat 'cause you were running late to church. 00:39:36.375 --> 00:39:37.375 Yep. Thanks. 00:39:37.458 --> 00:39:39.258 I've got an app that will ping your assistant, 00:39:39.291 --> 00:39:41.392 let you know when you're running late. I'll send it to you. 00:39:41.416 --> 00:39:42.958 - Great. - Okay. Thank you. 00:39:45.291 --> 00:39:47.958 Hey, so that dress is really… 00:39:49.208 --> 00:39:50.208 Hmm? 00:39:50.291 --> 00:39:52.416 - Her shoulder is so bare. - You see the full... 00:39:52.500 --> 00:39:53.916 - You see her full shoulder. - Yeah. 00:39:54.000 --> 00:39:57.250 - They grow up so fast, don't they? - Oh, Gavin. What are you doing here? 00:39:57.333 --> 00:39:59.809 Well, it's Christmas Eve. It's the day that everybody goes to church. 00:39:59.833 --> 00:40:00.833 - Am I right? - Yeah. 00:40:00.916 --> 00:40:04.000 Peace be unto you. Peace be unto you. Is that how you say it? Peace be unto... 00:40:04.083 --> 00:40:05.083 Oh, this is nice. 00:40:26.916 --> 00:40:29.250 You dudes have been ghosting me. What up with that? 00:40:29.833 --> 00:40:31.750 - No, we're... - But I've got some news. 00:40:31.833 --> 00:40:34.333 Houston, we have an offer. 00:40:34.916 --> 00:40:36.125 - What? - Um. 00:40:36.833 --> 00:40:40.458 Um, it's an offer for your dad's, uh, personal training. 00:40:40.541 --> 00:40:42.458 And since you already paid for that jelly belly, 00:40:42.541 --> 00:40:44.916 I'm gonna throw in some abs and thighs. That's what that is. 00:40:45.500 --> 00:40:47.208 - Thank you. - Great. 00:40:47.291 --> 00:40:53.208 Hey, Chris, honey, why don't you go put that, uh, toy in the toy-drive area. 00:40:53.291 --> 00:40:55.666 Yeah, we're so proud of you. We really are. 00:40:59.541 --> 00:41:02.833 Well, I'm definitely a child in need. Need of this. 00:41:02.916 --> 00:41:04.291 - Can I help you? - Oh, yes. 00:41:04.375 --> 00:41:06.125 Can I get a shopping cart, please? 00:41:06.208 --> 00:41:08.125 - Mmm? - Shopping cart. 00:41:09.250 --> 00:41:10.583 Oh! 00:41:10.666 --> 00:41:12.000 No, sweetheart. 00:41:12.083 --> 00:41:15.458 These toys are for children less fortunate than you. 00:41:15.541 --> 00:41:19.250 Ah, okay. Thought it was too good to be true. 00:41:19.333 --> 00:41:21.041 Whoa, cool. 00:41:21.125 --> 00:41:22.708 Thank you, young man. 00:41:22.791 --> 00:41:26.791 And I hope you both have a very, very happy Christmas. 00:41:26.875 --> 00:41:29.458 - That's unlikely. - Why? What's wrong? Parent trouble? 00:41:29.541 --> 00:41:30.708 Yeah. 00:41:30.791 --> 00:41:32.125 Tell me about it. 00:41:32.208 --> 00:41:34.333 They think I don't notice that they're stressed, 00:41:34.416 --> 00:41:35.958 but it's super obvious. 00:41:36.041 --> 00:41:39.833 Some weird guy keeps showing up pretending to be a personal trainer. 00:41:39.916 --> 00:41:41.916 So? What do you say? 00:41:42.000 --> 00:41:44.375 - What... Who... Who made this offer? - Oh, the Breckins. 00:41:44.458 --> 00:41:46.458 Remember the young couple from the city? 00:41:46.541 --> 00:41:49.541 Yeah, so they need to sign the contract before the new year. 00:41:49.625 --> 00:41:51.541 Something about a tax thing. 00:41:51.625 --> 00:41:53.791 - We can't do that. - That's impossible. 00:41:53.875 --> 00:41:56.541 Yeah, rich people. Am I right? We're the worst. 00:41:57.125 --> 00:42:00.833 But listen, we're not gonna get a better offer than this. 00:42:00.916 --> 00:42:04.333 So, why don't you take the holiday, think it over and get back to me. 00:42:04.416 --> 00:42:07.750 All right? No presh. Well, maybe a little presh. 00:42:07.833 --> 00:42:11.000 All right, you know, it's a lot of presh, actually. 00:42:11.083 --> 00:42:13.083 All right, cool. Merry Christmas. 00:42:13.166 --> 00:42:15.666 You know what? Can I give you a couple of my business cards? 00:42:15.750 --> 00:42:17.875 Yeah. Gavin Washington. I do real estate. 00:42:17.958 --> 00:42:20.000 At least you're with your mum and dad. 00:42:20.083 --> 00:42:23.208 Mine have gone to Tokyo. I'm totally on my own. 00:42:23.291 --> 00:42:24.833 That's the coolest thing ever. 00:42:24.916 --> 00:42:29.916 I thought it would be, and for about an hour, it was. 00:42:30.000 --> 00:42:33.750 But now I'm just lonely. 00:42:34.458 --> 00:42:36.625 Here. Have this. 00:42:36.708 --> 00:42:39.125 Sounds like you deserve it as much as anybody. 00:42:39.208 --> 00:42:41.333 - Merry Christmas. - You too. 00:42:41.416 --> 00:42:44.625 Enjoy it with your family. That's what makes it special. 00:42:47.541 --> 00:42:48.666 Nice kid. 00:42:50.166 --> 00:42:54.041 Thank you. You're a kind little boy. 00:42:54.125 --> 00:42:57.875 I think that Santa's gonna bring you everything you want this year. 00:42:57.958 --> 00:43:01.000 That'd be nice, but to be honest, 00:43:01.083 --> 00:43:04.208 all I really want is my mum and dad back. 00:43:04.291 --> 00:43:08.000 Oh, dear. Well, when did you lose them? 00:43:08.083 --> 00:43:09.916 Um, two days ago. 00:43:10.000 --> 00:43:14.750 Oh. Right at Christmas? You poor little thing. 00:43:14.833 --> 00:43:16.708 But who's taking care of you? 00:43:16.791 --> 00:43:21.333 Uh, it's just me and Goobie at home, but we're getting by all right. 00:43:21.416 --> 00:43:24.250 For Zion's sake, I will not keep silent… 00:43:24.333 --> 00:43:26.041 Pam. Pam, it's the kid. 00:43:28.625 --> 00:43:31.541 You're right. It is. Who's the old lady? 00:43:32.208 --> 00:43:34.416 Oh, at the open house, the kid's mom said 00:43:34.500 --> 00:43:37.541 she was gonna leave the kid behind with the grandmother. 00:43:37.625 --> 00:43:39.583 I can't believe she went through with that. 00:43:39.666 --> 00:43:42.750 So grandma's the German. 00:43:42.833 --> 00:43:45.083 Grandma's the German. 00:43:47.041 --> 00:43:48.750 All right. So what's the plan? 00:43:48.833 --> 00:43:52.708 It's perfect. We go now while they're not home and get our doll back. 00:43:52.791 --> 00:43:56.250 The way old ladies drive, we'll be in and out before they leave the parking lot. 00:44:01.041 --> 00:44:04.250 Wow, I need to come to church more often. 00:44:17.750 --> 00:44:19.541 The street's too hot right now. 00:44:19.625 --> 00:44:21.000 We'll wait till it gets dark. 00:44:21.083 --> 00:44:22.500 We'll go around back. 00:44:23.125 --> 00:44:25.125 Okay, Axel Foley. 00:44:26.750 --> 00:44:29.833 Standby... 00:44:37.583 --> 00:44:43.666 Standby. 00:44:43.750 --> 00:44:45.791 - Sorry, did you just hear stand... standby? - Huh? 00:44:46.375 --> 00:44:50.833 Sorry, sorry, sorry. Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me. Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. 00:44:50.916 --> 00:44:51.958 Um… 00:44:53.791 --> 00:44:56.375 Sorry, uh, sorry. Uh, konnichiwa. 00:44:57.625 --> 00:45:02.166 When will the... The stand... the standby seats, 00:45:02.250 --> 00:45:04.416 um, be announced? When? 00:45:04.500 --> 00:45:05.750 A-Announced? 00:45:07.500 --> 00:45:11.291 Ma'am, I'd be more than happy to help you after you stand in the line behind you. 00:45:11.375 --> 00:45:13.500 Thank you, and happy season. 00:45:15.250 --> 00:45:19.083 I am trying to get home to my son, 00:45:19.166 --> 00:45:22.250 who's alone and scared, and he needs his mother. 00:45:22.333 --> 00:45:24.708 So I need you to answer my question right now. 00:45:26.958 --> 00:45:30.166 Standby seat assignments will be announced after the check-in window closes 00:45:30.250 --> 00:45:32.416 approximately one hour before departure. 00:45:34.375 --> 00:45:35.500 Thank you. 00:45:36.000 --> 00:45:37.000 And sorry. 00:45:37.833 --> 00:45:38.875 And sorry. 00:45:38.958 --> 00:45:42.875 Oh, not a problem. Thank you for flying with us. 00:45:44.583 --> 00:45:45.583 Hi. 00:45:46.208 --> 00:45:47.416 So we're doing this? 00:45:47.500 --> 00:45:48.875 Yeah, just act casual. 00:45:50.416 --> 00:45:51.833 - Just going for a walk. - Yeah. 00:45:51.916 --> 00:45:56.125 It's just a stroll through people's backyards a-at night. 00:45:56.208 --> 00:45:58.125 Through some undergrowth. 00:45:58.208 --> 00:46:00.416 - It's the most natural thing in the world. - Yeah. 00:46:03.125 --> 00:46:04.916 Do you know where you're going? 00:46:05.000 --> 00:46:06.583 Yes. Now follow me. 00:46:08.000 --> 00:46:11.000 …you shall be a crown of beauty in the hands of the Lord. 00:46:11.083 --> 00:46:12.291 Hey, where are they? 00:46:12.375 --> 00:46:15.708 "Forgot to preheat the oven. Be back soon." 00:46:16.291 --> 00:46:18.583 - That's a two-person job? - I don't know. 00:46:18.666 --> 00:46:20.416 - Shh. - Oh, look. It's starting. 00:46:20.500 --> 00:46:23.375 - Oh, here we go. - Oh, look at Abby. She looks so good. 00:46:32.291 --> 00:46:33.291 This is it. 00:46:37.750 --> 00:46:39.541 Why's the wall so high? 00:46:39.625 --> 00:46:42.333 It's not like it's Buckingham Palace. 00:46:42.416 --> 00:46:44.333 Okay. Here's what we'll do. 00:46:44.416 --> 00:46:47.625 I'm gonna boost you up, and then when you get to the top, you'll lift me up. 00:46:47.708 --> 00:46:49.750 - Do you think you can do that? - Yeah. 00:46:49.833 --> 00:46:50.833 Okay. 00:46:50.916 --> 00:46:52.750 Okay, okay. 00:46:52.833 --> 00:46:53.833 Okay. Ready? 00:46:53.916 --> 00:46:55.458 Okay. 00:47:01.833 --> 00:47:03.750 Just... Whoa! 00:47:03.833 --> 00:47:05.208 Just... Ow! 00:47:08.833 --> 00:47:10.500 Okay. Just... 00:47:13.416 --> 00:47:15.375 One, two. 00:47:16.708 --> 00:47:18.148 - Oh, my God. - I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 00:47:18.208 --> 00:47:20.083 I'm sorry. 00:47:21.041 --> 00:47:22.416 Just get up there. 00:47:23.000 --> 00:47:25.458 Okay. Three. 00:47:27.833 --> 00:47:29.916 - Now climb up me. - Okay. 00:47:33.958 --> 00:47:36.875 Oh, no! 00:47:45.958 --> 00:47:47.375 Take my hand. 00:47:57.333 --> 00:47:58.791 Get up there. 00:48:03.666 --> 00:48:04.875 Okay. 00:48:05.458 --> 00:48:06.458 I'm nearly up. 00:48:20.541 --> 00:48:22.708 It's okay, Pam. I... 00:48:25.708 --> 00:48:26.916 Oh. 00:48:27.000 --> 00:48:28.166 A gate. 00:48:34.833 --> 00:48:35.833 Oh. 00:48:35.916 --> 00:48:38.041 A side gate? Really? 00:48:38.750 --> 00:48:41.333 I'm sorry, but it's not like you saw the gate either. 00:48:41.416 --> 00:48:44.125 Oh, I'm... I'm fine by the way. Thank you. 00:48:50.833 --> 00:48:52.291 Come on. 00:48:58.000 --> 00:48:59.500 What? 00:49:08.625 --> 00:49:10.666 Oh. 00:49:10.750 --> 00:49:12.625 That's our little girl. 00:49:14.541 --> 00:49:16.375 - Try the door. - Okay. 00:49:25.041 --> 00:49:29.166 "…the difference being that the clothes are made to fit you, 00:49:29.250 --> 00:49:30.930 while you have to be made to fit the tree." 00:49:31.000 --> 00:49:33.041 Better not let your father hear you say that. 00:49:33.125 --> 00:49:34.250 Okay, Mom. 00:49:34.333 --> 00:49:36.125 "…wanted to with their buckets. 00:49:36.208 --> 00:49:39.291 And how ardently they grew to love their…" 00:49:42.958 --> 00:49:46.416 - The wrong house. That's on me. - Yeah, yeah. I get the sense it was. 00:49:46.500 --> 00:49:47.958 Okay, let's just go next door. 00:49:48.041 --> 00:49:50.041 That's where he lives. We're gonna check it out. 00:49:57.166 --> 00:49:59.250 We're in a swimming pool! 00:49:59.333 --> 00:50:01.166 We're freezing! 00:50:01.250 --> 00:50:04.250 Pulling you up! Come here! 00:50:04.333 --> 00:50:06.625 Come on! 00:50:06.708 --> 00:50:08.750 - What should I do? - Get on my back! 00:50:13.708 --> 00:50:17.000 "…one step, they leapt into the sky toward Neverland." 00:50:17.083 --> 00:50:19.458 Why are man and lady drowning? 00:50:19.541 --> 00:50:22.291 No. They're not drowning. They're in the sky flying. 00:50:22.375 --> 00:50:25.500 - Okay. - I'm up. I'm up. Okay. 00:50:27.083 --> 00:50:28.875 Swim. Swim to me. 00:50:30.125 --> 00:50:31.125 I got you. 00:50:31.708 --> 00:50:33.500 Pull you up. Come here. 00:50:35.791 --> 00:50:37.250 And you're out. 00:50:48.083 --> 00:50:49.500 What are we doing? 00:50:50.375 --> 00:50:51.583 I am a teacher. 00:50:52.541 --> 00:50:53.750 You're a data… 00:50:55.208 --> 00:50:57.875 - manager. - Migration manager. 00:50:59.916 --> 00:51:02.708 Maybe the universe is trying to tell us something, you know? 00:51:02.791 --> 00:51:05.083 I mean, maybe we should just cut our losses. 00:51:15.250 --> 00:51:16.250 No. 00:51:17.125 --> 00:51:18.500 We're not giving up. 00:51:19.125 --> 00:51:20.500 We need a W, Pam. 00:51:22.541 --> 00:51:23.958 A win. 00:51:24.541 --> 00:51:25.583 Yeah. 00:51:26.708 --> 00:51:28.166 We do deserve a W. 00:51:29.916 --> 00:51:31.750 We're good people, Pam. 00:51:31.833 --> 00:51:34.666 And we're gonna lose our home because Harry stinkin' Potter 00:51:34.750 --> 00:51:38.500 comes into our house and steals the only thing that can fix our problems. 00:51:39.541 --> 00:51:42.500 No. That's an injustice. 00:51:43.875 --> 00:51:45.791 Yeah. That's not fair. 00:51:45.875 --> 00:51:50.000 And... And who are we if we give up now? I mean, what do we say to our kids? 00:51:50.083 --> 00:51:51.963 "Oh, sorry we flushed your life down the toilet," 00:51:52.000 --> 00:51:54.916 but life kept smacking us down with klepto kids 00:51:55.000 --> 00:51:58.166 "and German grandmothers and the stupid cloud." 00:51:58.875 --> 00:52:01.541 I hate you, cloud. 00:52:01.625 --> 00:52:03.041 Enough is enough. 00:52:03.666 --> 00:52:09.333 Our W, our family's W, is in that house, and we're gonna get it. 00:52:09.416 --> 00:52:11.958 Right now. 00:52:12.625 --> 00:52:14.583 Well, I don't know about right now. Becau... 00:52:14.666 --> 00:52:16.375 I mean, they could come home at any second. 00:52:16.458 --> 00:52:19.083 Also, my pants are starting to freeze. 00:52:19.166 --> 00:52:20.666 Oh, mine too. 00:52:21.750 --> 00:52:22.916 Like, I don't feel that. 00:52:24.041 --> 00:52:25.250 At all. 00:52:25.333 --> 00:52:29.250 So let's come back later, you know? Like after dinner, after b-bedtime even. 00:52:29.333 --> 00:52:32.708 Midnight, you know? Like after... After the old lady's gone to sleep. 00:52:32.791 --> 00:52:34.458 Yeah, but what if the kid wakes up? 00:52:34.541 --> 00:52:36.083 You know, kids are always running down 00:52:36.166 --> 00:52:38.291 in the middle of the night to see if Santa came. 00:52:39.625 --> 00:52:41.041 What if I dress as Santa? 00:52:42.250 --> 00:52:44.625 He'll think I'm just Saint Nick. 00:52:44.708 --> 00:52:46.166 But this Santa's gonna be leaving 00:52:46.250 --> 00:52:49.583 with that $200,000 ugly little boy in his sack. 00:52:50.291 --> 00:52:52.333 And that's how we win. 00:52:53.333 --> 00:52:56.625 Okay. Midnight it is, Mr. Claus. 00:53:05.875 --> 00:53:08.875 I'm not spending my best years in some old lady's bedroom. 00:53:09.458 --> 00:53:11.791 Homebot, search good booby traps. 00:53:11.875 --> 00:53:16.000 I'm sorry, the parental controls of this system restrict the term "booby." 00:53:16.083 --> 00:53:17.375 Never mind. 00:53:18.875 --> 00:53:21.666 - I love this dress. - Ollie, Ollie, what is that? 00:53:21.750 --> 00:53:23.791 - Hey, did you take that from the church? - Oh? 00:53:23.875 --> 00:53:24.875 What... 00:53:25.375 --> 00:53:26.625 Oh. 00:53:26.708 --> 00:53:29.833 Mom, Dad, where were you? 00:53:29.916 --> 00:53:31.458 And wha... what happened? 00:53:31.541 --> 00:53:35.041 A car drove through a puddle and splashed us. 00:53:35.125 --> 00:53:36.541 What is... 00:53:36.625 --> 00:53:38.375 - Yuck. - Imagine that. 00:53:39.208 --> 00:53:40.416 - Ew. - Hmm. 00:53:41.000 --> 00:53:42.875 Well, we should get dinner ready, huh? 00:53:42.958 --> 00:53:44.000 Yeah. 00:54:12.166 --> 00:54:14.208 - Sorry. - Am I looking at your screen? 00:54:14.291 --> 00:54:15.625 - Yes. - Oh, okay. 00:54:15.708 --> 00:54:17.625 - Yes. - I didn't even realize I'm doing it. 00:54:17.708 --> 00:54:19.583 - Classic. - Yeah. 00:54:27.208 --> 00:54:29.267 - Sorry, you're doing it again. - I'm still doing it? 00:54:29.291 --> 00:54:31.333 - Yes. - I just... I just can't help it, you know? 00:54:31.416 --> 00:54:33.625 This is my screen, and that's your screen, so… 00:54:33.708 --> 00:54:36.625 - No, I know that. I know how screens work. - Yeah. 00:54:37.250 --> 00:54:39.541 You know they got TV and films on there? 00:54:39.625 --> 00:54:42.625 Yep, yep, fully aware. I'm just, um, eager to get home. 00:54:43.208 --> 00:54:45.648 It's like watching a watched pot, though. It's not gonna boil. 00:54:45.708 --> 00:54:48.875 Yeah, well, it might one day. 00:54:48.958 --> 00:54:50.166 Okay. 00:54:50.250 --> 00:54:52.666 - I'll just get some sleep. - Thank you. 00:54:52.750 --> 00:54:55.291 - Would you like some of my blanket? Okay. - No. 00:55:00.750 --> 00:55:03.500 - Sorry. I'm sorry. - Apology accepted. 00:55:08.333 --> 00:55:11.000 So, Mei wanted to spend Christmas in Hawaii this year, 00:55:11.083 --> 00:55:13.291 but I told her, we just gotta suck it up and come here 00:55:13.375 --> 00:55:15.250 because I knew you guys would appreciate it. 00:55:44.375 --> 00:55:46.458 He could be a model, and he's only... 00:55:46.541 --> 00:55:49.625 - How old are you? Four, right? - Like a runway model? 00:55:49.708 --> 00:55:53.958 Any kind of model. They say he has an incredible body for a boy his age. 00:57:10.166 --> 00:57:12.041 - Here you go. Just for the kids. - Chris. 00:57:13.083 --> 00:57:15.083 No. 00:57:15.166 --> 00:57:17.059 That's not the most expensive thing we bought you. 00:57:17.083 --> 00:57:18.958 We can't keep those. Thank you. 00:57:51.250 --> 00:57:54.041 Oh, look at those snuggly, little elves all ready for bed. 00:57:54.125 --> 00:57:56.958 Only a half-hour left till Christmas. See you in the morning. 00:58:16.375 --> 00:58:18.166 Locked and loaded. 00:58:19.041 --> 00:58:20.291 Okay, we have a plan. 00:58:20.375 --> 00:58:23.750 If we stick to it, we'll be back before anyone will even notice. 00:58:25.708 --> 00:58:27.666 Honey, slow down. 00:58:28.625 --> 00:58:29.833 Babe, slow down. 00:58:29.916 --> 00:58:32.250 I'm trying. It's so icy. 00:58:32.333 --> 00:58:33.458 Put on the brakes! 00:58:33.541 --> 00:58:35.791 - Steer into the slide. - No. 00:58:35.875 --> 00:58:39.250 You pump into a slide, and you steer into a skid. 00:58:39.333 --> 00:58:40.916 - Which one is this? - I'm not sure. 00:58:48.208 --> 00:58:49.791 Yes. 00:58:54.000 --> 00:58:56.375 - Okay. - Okay. It's all over. 00:58:57.458 --> 00:58:59.458 - Could've been worse. Could've... - Yeah. 00:59:10.291 --> 00:59:14.208 Okay. Let's shake that off and focus. 00:59:14.958 --> 00:59:17.125 We are doing this. 00:59:17.208 --> 00:59:18.958 We are doing it. 00:59:19.916 --> 00:59:21.583 We'll be in and out before you... 00:59:23.833 --> 00:59:26.750 This is not going well. 00:59:27.583 --> 00:59:29.416 I think I shattered my coccyx. 00:59:30.750 --> 00:59:32.916 Be careful, Jeff. It's slippery. 00:59:33.791 --> 00:59:36.583 Oh, really? Thanks for letting me know. 00:59:41.708 --> 00:59:43.750 I think I've worked out a good method. 00:59:45.708 --> 00:59:46.708 How are you doing? 00:59:46.791 --> 00:59:48.125 Good. I'm getting there. 00:59:48.208 --> 00:59:49.791 I'm gonna make it. 00:59:50.458 --> 00:59:51.916 All right. I'm doing this. 00:59:52.000 --> 00:59:59.000 - I'm right behind you, babe. - One more step and I got it. 00:59:59.625 --> 01:00:01.708 - Save me! - Okay. I got you. 01:00:10.583 --> 01:00:12.958 The motion sensor. 01:00:13.041 --> 01:00:15.000 - Hide. - Why is it so bright? 01:00:15.958 --> 01:00:16.958 Why is it so dark? 01:00:28.416 --> 01:00:30.125 Come over here, honey. Come over here. 01:00:30.208 --> 01:00:31.416 - Okay. - Quick, quick. 01:00:33.125 --> 01:00:34.250 Oh! 01:00:34.333 --> 01:00:36.208 Yes! 01:00:36.291 --> 01:00:38.583 What's the lumen count on that thing? 01:00:38.666 --> 01:00:40.000 Oh, man. 01:00:40.083 --> 01:00:43.291 Hey, what if they're awake? 01:00:46.083 --> 01:00:47.166 Wait here. 01:00:48.041 --> 01:00:49.125 Oh. 01:00:52.125 --> 01:00:53.500 Now it's re-tangling. 01:00:53.583 --> 01:00:55.083 Go the other way. Now turn. Face. 01:00:55.166 --> 01:00:57.166 - It's getting more wrapped up. - Rotate. 01:00:58.166 --> 01:01:00.125 - You're not helping. - Yes, I am. 01:01:00.833 --> 01:01:02.291 - Okay. Yeah, I did it. - Okay. 01:01:06.291 --> 01:01:07.541 I'm going round back. 01:01:15.125 --> 01:01:16.333 Aw. 01:01:23.291 --> 01:01:26.916 "Dear Santa. I tried waiting up for you, but I'm too sleepy. 01:01:27.000 --> 01:01:28.375 Come on in!" 01:01:28.458 --> 01:01:31.375 Aw. 01:01:35.625 --> 01:01:36.625 Mmm. 01:01:43.541 --> 01:01:45.833 Milk hot! 01:01:46.541 --> 01:01:47.958 Why milk hot? 01:02:15.458 --> 01:02:16.458 Hmm. 01:02:23.291 --> 01:02:24.708 Bombs away. 01:02:26.791 --> 01:02:28.541 Stop! Stop! 01:02:33.125 --> 01:02:36.166 You know, I guess my mum was right. Soda is bad for you. 01:02:36.250 --> 01:02:38.625 Wait! We just want our doll... 01:02:38.708 --> 01:02:40.875 Stop! We can talk. 01:02:41.375 --> 01:02:42.583 We just want our... 01:02:45.916 --> 01:02:48.208 How the heck do you have so much soda? 01:02:48.291 --> 01:02:51.625 My parents buy in bulk. It's more cost effective. 01:02:53.166 --> 01:02:56.875 And forget about taking this $200,000 ugly boy. 01:02:57.916 --> 01:02:59.333 We're not here to hurt you. 01:03:00.375 --> 01:03:04.625 Please, just calm down, and we can talk about this rationally. 01:03:06.541 --> 01:03:08.916 So easy on the soda, okay? 01:03:09.000 --> 01:03:12.000 Ah. 01:03:20.125 --> 01:03:21.541 Ouch! Ouch! 01:03:21.625 --> 01:03:23.750 Ow! Ow! Ooh! 01:03:44.416 --> 01:03:45.500 Alarm! 01:03:47.166 --> 01:03:49.083 One, one, one, two... 01:03:52.708 --> 01:03:55.541 Santa? Is that you? 01:03:57.083 --> 01:04:00.541 Ho! Ho! Ho! How are you, little boy? 01:04:00.625 --> 01:04:02.583 Orange stripe, center pocket. 01:04:02.666 --> 01:04:03.708 No! 01:04:06.958 --> 01:04:10.541 Ooh! That did not sound right. 01:04:36.791 --> 01:04:40.000 So hot and so cold at the same time. 01:04:42.458 --> 01:04:43.458 Jeff? 01:04:44.791 --> 01:04:46.166 Jeff! 01:04:54.541 --> 01:04:55.708 Where am I? 01:04:55.791 --> 01:04:59.375 What? This... 01:04:59.458 --> 01:05:01.166 I'm scared. 01:05:03.458 --> 01:05:04.708 What is this? 01:05:07.416 --> 01:05:10.666 Okay. I'm okay. I have all my parts. 01:05:15.708 --> 01:05:17.625 Am I dead? Is this dead? 01:05:21.125 --> 01:05:22.791 That's too high! I'm too high. 01:05:25.208 --> 01:05:27.625 I don't like... 01:05:27.708 --> 01:05:29.458 Where have you taken me? 01:05:30.166 --> 01:05:31.500 You can do this, McKenzie. 01:05:31.583 --> 01:05:33.833 Okay, you just gotta make it across. 01:05:33.916 --> 01:05:35.166 Just one small jump. 01:05:38.625 --> 01:05:43.500 One, two, three! 01:05:51.500 --> 01:05:52.500 Jeff? 01:05:54.833 --> 01:05:55.916 Jeff? 01:05:56.875 --> 01:05:58.000 Jeff! 01:06:04.125 --> 01:06:05.791 There's something blocking the door. 01:06:17.125 --> 01:06:19.291 Oh, honey. 01:06:23.791 --> 01:06:25.666 He's hurting me, Pam. 01:06:26.500 --> 01:06:28.791 Me too, baby. Me too. 01:06:30.000 --> 01:06:33.291 Little, limey monster tried to set me on fire. 01:06:33.375 --> 01:06:35.875 Why's he doing this to us, Pam? 01:06:37.125 --> 01:06:39.458 He just told me our 200 grand is getting away. 01:06:39.541 --> 01:06:42.666 He has our doll, and he knows what it's worth. 01:06:44.291 --> 01:06:45.666 We have to get it back. 01:06:57.583 --> 01:06:58.916 Ow! 01:06:59.000 --> 01:07:02.666 Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! 01:07:08.500 --> 01:07:09.750 Ow! 01:07:10.791 --> 01:07:14.750 The Eiffel Tower? Really? 01:07:24.583 --> 01:07:27.875 Don't you dare judge me. I'm doing this for my family. 01:07:40.958 --> 01:07:42.500 You learned anything? 01:07:42.583 --> 01:07:45.458 Just that this kid owns a lot of Legos. 01:07:48.375 --> 01:07:50.000 We are coming in… 01:07:51.083 --> 01:07:52.625 I forgot the word for peace. 01:07:52.708 --> 01:07:54.188 - Yeah, look it up. - Okay, let's see. 01:07:54.958 --> 01:07:58.666 "Pancake." No. "Potato." "Paralysis." 01:07:58.750 --> 01:08:00.291 - Up here. - Oh, hey. 01:08:00.375 --> 01:08:04.000 - Okay. So... So listen. - We just wanna talk. 01:08:06.208 --> 01:08:08.791 Would you just stop and talk to us? 01:08:10.541 --> 01:08:14.000 Please! 01:08:14.083 --> 01:08:16.583 We are coming in Frieden. 01:08:17.375 --> 01:08:18.750 Frieden is peace. 01:08:18.833 --> 01:08:20.791 Come on up and get me! 01:08:23.000 --> 01:08:24.000 Ouch. 01:08:27.875 --> 01:08:30.708 He put butter on the stairs. 01:08:30.791 --> 01:08:35.666 Flour, milk and butter. 01:08:35.750 --> 01:08:37.125 He's turning me into a cookie. 01:08:37.208 --> 01:08:39.333 Well, you need sugar for a cookie. 01:08:47.250 --> 01:08:49.708 Who raised this little monster? 01:08:50.875 --> 01:08:52.416 I think we should go back home. 01:08:53.083 --> 01:08:54.666 There is no going back. 01:08:54.750 --> 01:08:56.541 This is who we are now. 01:08:57.333 --> 01:08:59.041 This is the life we've chosen. 01:09:00.666 --> 01:09:02.125 We've gone to the other side. 01:09:07.166 --> 01:09:08.583 You'll never find me. 01:09:35.625 --> 01:09:38.083 Harry Potter turned me into a pincushion. 01:09:43.500 --> 01:09:46.416 Good job, honey. I'll be right there. 01:09:54.208 --> 01:09:55.333 Or not. 01:10:02.541 --> 01:10:03.833 Well, hello. 01:10:12.708 --> 01:10:13.708 Catch. 01:10:15.000 --> 01:10:18.875 Oh, no. You hit me with the incredibly soft yoga ball. 01:10:35.625 --> 01:10:37.125 Go get him, Jeff. 01:10:40.875 --> 01:10:43.625 Given up yet? Or are you thirsty for more? 01:10:52.541 --> 01:10:55.708 Eight ball. Your face. 01:11:00.208 --> 01:11:02.416 There's nowhere to run now, little man. 01:11:03.958 --> 01:11:05.375 We'll see about that. 01:11:09.333 --> 01:11:10.333 See ya. 01:11:15.625 --> 01:11:17.750 Pam, he jumped off the balcony! 01:11:18.666 --> 01:11:19.791 Good. 01:11:23.083 --> 01:11:24.125 The jacket. 01:11:26.541 --> 01:11:28.500 Oh, no. A ladder. 01:11:29.541 --> 01:11:32.375 You really think I'm that stupid? 01:11:43.125 --> 01:11:46.291 Yes. Yes, I do. 01:11:46.916 --> 01:11:50.375 Dolly? 01:11:57.458 --> 01:11:58.458 What? 01:12:03.583 --> 01:12:05.041 Aw. 01:12:09.500 --> 01:12:12.375 That's it. Time's up, little guy. 01:12:33.083 --> 01:12:34.166 No! 01:12:41.333 --> 01:12:42.541 That's far enough. 01:12:44.333 --> 01:12:45.833 Well, hello there. 01:12:47.541 --> 01:12:49.375 I'll do it. 01:12:49.458 --> 01:12:52.416 Please, please, please no more pool balls. 01:12:52.500 --> 01:12:54.333 Drop the gun. 01:12:54.416 --> 01:12:57.208 Not a chance. 01:12:57.291 --> 01:13:00.166 I'm not playing around, lady. 01:13:00.250 --> 01:13:03.708 He's not. He... He shot me with several pool balls tonight. 01:13:03.791 --> 01:13:05.000 Enough! 01:13:05.083 --> 01:13:06.625 This stops here. 01:13:08.208 --> 01:13:10.375 You picked the wrong mom to mess with. 01:13:26.208 --> 01:13:27.833 Honey, are you okay? 01:13:28.833 --> 01:13:32.916 Please, no more Legos or fire 01:13:33.000 --> 01:13:36.208 or freaking thumbtacks. We just wanna talk. 01:13:36.291 --> 01:13:38.791 Yeah, right. I heard your plan. 01:13:38.875 --> 01:13:41.125 You wanna kidnap "the ugly boy" 01:13:41.208 --> 01:13:44.208 and sell me to some old lady for 200 large. 01:13:44.291 --> 01:13:45.291 What? 01:13:45.916 --> 01:13:46.916 What? 01:13:47.000 --> 01:13:50.708 And I'm not ugly. My mum says I've got character. 01:13:51.875 --> 01:13:53.000 You thought... 01:13:54.458 --> 01:13:57.291 Is that why you made this death maze? 01:13:57.375 --> 01:13:59.333 Kid, we just want our doll back. 01:13:59.416 --> 01:14:00.541 What doll? 01:14:00.625 --> 01:14:05.333 The one you stole from our house. The boy with the bad face. The ugly boy. 01:14:05.416 --> 01:14:08.125 That? I didn't steal that. 01:14:09.625 --> 01:14:12.250 I'm ten years old. Why on earth would I want a doll? 01:14:15.541 --> 01:14:20.166 Oh, no. This is bad. 01:14:21.291 --> 01:14:22.500 We did a bad thing. 01:14:23.625 --> 01:14:26.208 One of the worst bads we could've done. 01:14:28.041 --> 01:14:31.208 I think we need to wake up your grandma. 01:14:31.291 --> 01:14:33.791 You wanna call my grandma in England? 01:14:33.875 --> 01:14:37.250 No. The grandma who's staying here. 01:14:38.125 --> 01:14:39.416 From Germany. 01:14:42.541 --> 01:14:44.291 My grandma's not staying with me. 01:14:45.291 --> 01:14:46.875 Well, then who is? 01:14:54.791 --> 01:14:57.666 No one. It's just me. 01:14:59.541 --> 01:15:00.666 What? 01:15:00.750 --> 01:15:02.666 Wait, where are your parents? 01:15:05.458 --> 01:15:06.916 Tokyo. 01:15:07.583 --> 01:15:12.958 Oh. Sweetie, I am so sorry. 01:15:13.791 --> 01:15:16.708 If we had known you were staying here by yourself, 01:15:16.791 --> 01:15:19.250 we would've handled things a lot differently. 01:15:20.625 --> 01:15:23.375 We wouldn't have broken into your home even once. 01:15:23.458 --> 01:15:26.500 This was just a huge misunderstanding. 01:15:26.583 --> 01:15:29.541 Now, why don't you just put that heavy gun down? 01:15:30.625 --> 01:15:33.041 Oh, sweetie, come here. 01:15:33.125 --> 01:15:34.625 You're safe now. 01:15:34.708 --> 01:15:36.875 We'll take care of you, okay? 01:15:38.083 --> 01:15:39.375 Okay. 01:15:55.041 --> 01:15:58.166 Okay, I know what it looks like… 01:15:59.458 --> 01:16:01.791 But that was genuinely an accident. 01:16:01.875 --> 01:16:03.416 Well, I hope so. 01:16:03.500 --> 01:16:05.791 Because... No. 01:16:05.875 --> 01:16:08.916 I gotta go take a... I'm gonna go sit down. 01:16:09.833 --> 01:16:13.541 Okay. Let's call your parents and let them know that you're okay. 01:16:13.625 --> 01:16:16.041 You can stay with us till they get back. 01:16:17.000 --> 01:16:19.458 I'm gonna be in so much trouble. 01:16:19.541 --> 01:16:21.291 No, honey. 01:16:21.375 --> 01:16:25.083 Your mom is just gonna be happy to see you. I promise. 01:16:25.166 --> 01:16:26.291 At first. 01:16:26.791 --> 01:16:29.500 But... But then you'll be in trouble. 01:16:29.583 --> 01:16:31.666 Pretty bad, I would... I would imagine. 01:16:31.750 --> 01:16:35.458 I think we're all gonna have quite a bit of explaining to do. 01:16:38.041 --> 01:16:43.541 Okay, so, you go to this kid's house, because you think he stole the doll… 01:16:43.625 --> 01:16:45.750 …and on the way there, you hit a tree, 01:16:45.833 --> 01:16:46.833 which is why… 01:16:46.875 --> 01:16:47.875 Yeah. 01:16:47.958 --> 01:16:50.291 And then when you get to this kid's house, he's home alone? 01:16:51.000 --> 01:16:53.208 - Yes. Pretty much, yeah. Yes. - Mm-hmm. 01:16:53.291 --> 01:16:55.250 Wow. 01:16:55.333 --> 01:16:57.250 How about your mom? Have you talked to her? 01:16:57.333 --> 01:16:59.625 Yeah, we called her when she landed. 01:16:59.708 --> 01:17:03.041 She cried happy tears. I didn't even know you could do that. 01:17:03.125 --> 01:17:06.375 So, are we moving? 01:17:12.291 --> 01:17:13.750 I'm sorry, guys… 01:17:15.083 --> 01:17:17.833 But we got an offer on the house, 01:17:17.916 --> 01:17:21.416 and we can't afford not to take it. 01:17:23.708 --> 01:17:25.041 But it's okay, 01:17:25.125 --> 01:17:29.458 because what makes this house so special to us is us. 01:17:30.125 --> 01:17:31.125 Right? 01:17:34.166 --> 01:17:35.916 Your mum speaks a lot of sense. 01:17:37.166 --> 01:17:41.708 Without my mum and dad, my house really didn't feel like home. 01:17:46.333 --> 01:17:50.250 Oh, babe, what if one of those open house poacher people took the doll? 01:17:50.333 --> 01:17:52.133 - Mmm, yes. - Jeff, have you heard about this? 01:17:52.208 --> 01:17:55.375 They just come into your house and take all of your valuables. It's crazy. 01:17:55.458 --> 01:17:57.791 Greta Van Susteren did a thing about it on 60 Minutes. 01:17:57.875 --> 01:17:59.583 - Full hour. Yeah. - Full hour. 01:17:59.666 --> 01:18:01.625 - Who knows? - Greta Van Susteren knows. 01:18:01.708 --> 01:18:05.666 But it's gone now, and, you know, we need to... 01:18:09.916 --> 01:18:11.083 Ollie? 01:18:12.083 --> 01:18:13.166 Doll. 01:18:14.833 --> 01:18:18.000 Ollie, angel, do not move. 01:19:24.833 --> 01:19:26.291 That was incredible. 01:19:26.375 --> 01:19:27.583 Are you okay? 01:19:28.791 --> 01:19:31.708 Yeah. Yeah, I think we both are. 01:19:32.208 --> 01:19:35.291 Hey, who would've thought Ollie was gonna save the day, right? 01:19:35.375 --> 01:19:38.458 - Yay, baby. Good job, my love. - Good job, buddy. 01:19:47.750 --> 01:19:48.750 Mum! 01:19:51.666 --> 01:19:54.875 Max. Mmm. 01:19:55.541 --> 01:19:58.791 Oh. I'm so sorry we left you, darling. 01:19:58.875 --> 01:20:04.250 Let me look at you. 01:20:04.333 --> 01:20:05.666 You've got a great kid. 01:20:07.583 --> 01:20:10.166 Yeah. Yeah, I really do. 01:20:11.791 --> 01:20:14.916 He's very creative. 01:20:15.000 --> 01:20:19.833 Creative. Yes. He's so creative. 01:20:19.916 --> 01:20:23.000 Thank you. That's nice to, um... 01:20:23.083 --> 01:20:24.083 Oh. 01:20:25.375 --> 01:20:27.291 Wow, that really was some fender bender. 01:20:27.375 --> 01:20:28.666 Mmm. 01:20:28.750 --> 01:20:30.208 You should see the tree. 01:20:35.333 --> 01:20:36.833 Oh. 01:20:36.916 --> 01:20:38.291 Do... Do you wanna stay? 01:20:38.375 --> 01:20:39.875 Because we have a lot of eggnog. 01:20:39.958 --> 01:20:41.767 They got more nog than they know what to do with. 01:20:41.791 --> 01:20:44.708 Oh. Uh, uh, thank you, but, uh, no. 01:20:44.791 --> 01:20:46.375 I... I, um… 01:20:46.458 --> 01:20:49.000 I just wanna get this guy home now. 01:20:49.083 --> 01:20:50.791 Never been so excited to see my house. 01:20:50.875 --> 01:20:52.250 Actually... 01:20:52.333 --> 01:20:54.500 - Yes! Home. - Mm-mmm. 01:20:54.583 --> 01:20:56.416 Home is where the heart is. 01:20:57.166 --> 01:20:58.500 "Sweet Home Alabama." 01:20:59.541 --> 01:21:01.458 Homer's Odyssey. 01:21:01.541 --> 01:21:04.125 - Where do they wind up at the end? - Home. 01:21:04.208 --> 01:21:05.208 Spoiler alert. 01:21:05.291 --> 01:21:07.809 You're probably too young to have read it, but they end up at home. 01:21:07.833 --> 01:21:09.125 Yeah, that's lovely. 01:21:09.208 --> 01:21:11.625 - There is no place like home. Thank you. - Thank you. 01:21:13.208 --> 01:21:14.625 Come on, you. 01:21:18.166 --> 01:21:19.458 Merry Christmas, Max. 01:21:20.625 --> 01:21:21.916 Be good. 01:21:22.000 --> 01:21:23.041 You too. 01:21:24.000 --> 01:21:25.833 Ooh. I need another hug. 01:21:25.916 --> 01:21:26.916 Aw. 01:21:27.750 --> 01:21:29.166 I missed you so much. 01:21:29.250 --> 01:21:31.416 Hey, I hope the house isn't a mess. 01:21:34.000 --> 01:21:35.541 Wow. 01:21:37.791 --> 01:21:39.333 Wow. 01:21:39.416 --> 01:21:42.166 - She must be so happy to finally be home. - Yeah. 01:21:44.458 --> 01:21:49.125 Because I guess home is just another word for family, right? 01:21:49.208 --> 01:21:51.458 So, does that mean we get to stay here? 01:21:56.333 --> 01:21:58.791 - Yeah, sweetie. It does. - Yes. 01:21:58.875 --> 01:22:01.041 Yeah. 01:22:03.208 --> 01:22:06.875 Mommy's ribs. Mommy's ribs are sore. 01:22:06.958 --> 01:22:08.458 So glad they're not poor anymore. 01:22:08.541 --> 01:22:10.625 - It made me so uncomfortable. - It was so awkward. 01:22:11.458 --> 01:22:13.291 Hey, what do you say we open some presents? 01:22:13.375 --> 01:22:14.666 - Yes! - Yes! 01:22:16.166 --> 01:22:18.500 - Can I open the big one? - Oh, my gosh! 01:22:18.583 --> 01:22:20.500 - Merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas. 01:22:20.583 --> 01:22:22.083 - I call opening first. - Me first. 01:22:22.166 --> 01:22:24.208 Okay, guys. One at a time. 01:22:24.291 --> 01:22:25.958 - Thank you, Dad. - Thank you. 01:22:26.041 --> 01:22:27.041 I love it. 01:22:28.416 --> 01:22:30.458 You wouldn't believe how much I missed you. 01:22:30.541 --> 01:22:32.916 It's just gonna be two of us for Christmas, hey? 01:22:33.000 --> 01:22:34.875 - That'll be nice, won't it? - Mm-hmm. 01:22:34.958 --> 01:22:36.458 Oh, dear. What a day. 01:22:38.458 --> 01:22:39.958 Home sweet home. 01:22:48.625 --> 01:22:51.083 There's a very reasonable explanation. 01:22:59.500 --> 01:23:01.666 I think he looks like a little politician. 01:23:01.750 --> 01:23:03.791 - Mum, please. - He looks like a politician. 01:23:03.875 --> 01:23:07.250 Part of it's the sweater vest. He does look like a politician. 01:23:07.333 --> 01:23:09.875 - I like it. I actually like it. - Mum. 01:23:09.958 --> 01:23:13.500 - I don't even know anything about… - Okay, everybody, time to eat. 01:23:13.583 --> 01:23:15.500 Oh, this looks incredible. 01:23:15.583 --> 01:23:18.708 Thank you so much, and the house looks so beautiful. 01:23:18.791 --> 01:23:20.625 Oh, don't thank me. 01:23:20.708 --> 01:23:21.833 Thank that creepy doll. 01:23:21.916 --> 01:23:26.041 Selling that paid for everything. Our mortgage, our trip to Europe… 01:23:26.125 --> 01:23:28.000 And your new chandelier. 01:23:28.083 --> 01:23:30.333 - Thank you. - And don't forget the drywall. 01:23:30.416 --> 01:23:31.416 Oh, yeah. Well... 01:23:31.500 --> 01:23:34.540 I always thought the house could've done with a little remodeling anyway. So… 01:23:34.583 --> 01:23:38.208 Keep it on those settings, Terry. All right. Take it easy. All right. Sorry. 01:23:38.291 --> 01:23:40.291 Sorry, everybody. That was work. Apologies. 01:23:40.375 --> 01:23:41.583 On Christmas Day? 01:23:41.666 --> 01:23:45.333 Jeff has been promoted to District Manager. 01:23:45.416 --> 01:23:47.708 There's no Christmas for the cloud, Mike. 01:23:47.791 --> 01:23:49.250 The cloud never sleeps. 01:23:49.333 --> 01:23:52.333 And I provide 24-7 cloud management services. And that includes... 01:23:52.416 --> 01:23:53.958 Dad. 01:23:54.458 --> 01:23:55.583 Oh. 01:23:55.666 --> 01:23:56.833 Let's make a toast. 01:23:56.916 --> 01:24:00.000 - Yes. - Oh, um, can I get one of those? 01:24:04.916 --> 01:24:07.041 You know, they're quite sugary. 01:24:07.125 --> 01:24:08.791 I think we should let him have the soda. 01:24:09.875 --> 01:24:11.625 Remember what happened last time? 01:24:15.916 --> 01:24:17.583 - There you go, buddy. - Thanks. 01:24:17.666 --> 01:24:19.833 Huh? Oh. 01:24:19.916 --> 01:24:21.083 Cheers. 01:24:22.583 --> 01:24:23.875 To new friends. 01:24:23.958 --> 01:24:26.000 - And family. - Mmm. 01:24:26.083 --> 01:24:28.708 And me having no permanent neurological damage. 01:24:28.791 --> 01:24:31.416 Yeah, that's good. 01:24:31.500 --> 01:24:35.000 And here's to Max for bringing us all together. 01:24:35.583 --> 01:24:36.750 Merry Christmas, everybody. 01:24:36.833 --> 01:24:38.625 - Merry Christmas! - Cheers. 01:24:38.708 --> 01:24:41.000 Merry Christmas, darling. 01:24:41.083 --> 01:24:42.416 Merry Christmas. Cheers, darling. 01:24:43.541 --> 01:24:46.208 Merry Christmas, everyone! 01:24:46.232 --> 01:24:57.232 Telegram Channel and Instagram Page .:: @bollbolljan_com ::.