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<i>Oh, we get it almost every night.</i>

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<i>And when that moon gets big and bright.</i>

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<i>It's a supernatural delight.</i>

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Whoopee!

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<i>Everybody's dancin' in the moonlight.</i>

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Happy Halloween!

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Wow. I can't believe the invitation
came with this free limo ride.

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<i>Sí, sí.</i> All the fancy
Hollywood mansion parties have limos.

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Yeah.

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Which is why
all my girlfriends are texting.

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Oh, what are they saying?

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Uh, all good things.

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Oh.

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- Hello.
<i>- Hi-ho, Gonzo.</i>

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Hey, Kermit. What a great costume.

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Uh, thanks. Uh, piggy thought
it would be funny if we both...

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Hi-ho! Guess who I am?

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I'm Kermit, and Kermit is me. Get it?

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- Go on, say it, say it. Come on.
- No. Mmm-mmm.

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<i>Uh, hey, kermie, who is the most
amazing girl in the universe?</i>

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Yes, piggy. You are.

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Yay!

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<i>- Uh, guess who wrote that?
- I did. It was me. I did.</i>

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- Candy corn. What is this? Christmas?
- So, Gonzo, uh, when are you gettin' here?

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Oh, I'm so sorry.
I actually can't come to the party.

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Oh. Oh, no. Why not?

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Well, you remember my favorite magician,
the great macguffin?

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- Is he the guy with the fish?
- You rang?

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- No, we did not.
- Okay.

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Well, tonight is the 100th anniversary
of macguffin's disappearance.

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<i>- Disappearance?</i>
- Yeah.

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And there's a special,
once-in-a-lifetime fear challenge

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in the mansion where it happened.

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<i>Oh, wow. What's the challenge?</i>

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To spend the night in the most
haunted mansion in the world.

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<i>That sounds like
your kinda night, Gonzo.</i>

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- Hmm.
<i>- We're sure gonna miss you.</i>

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Thanks. But if I can't
pull off a great stunt like this,

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then what's the use
of calling me the great Gonzo?

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You know, you don't have to be
"the great Gonzo" to be great, Gonzo.

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- Uh, say there, Kermit.
- Oh! Scooter, you look great.

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Oh, uh... thank you, thank you very much.

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- Uh, the chef's carving pumpkins.
- Oh, well, that sounds...

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- Mercy.
<i>- Okay, I gotta go, Gonzo.</i>

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<i>Uh, but don't forget the Halloween
breakfast tomorrow morning.</i>

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Hey, pumpkin!

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I think we're having pumpkin pancakes.

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<i>Bye.</i>

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You know, pepé?

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I kinda feel bad
that we're not going to the party.

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Every year,
same things, same muppens.

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Uh, we see them all the times.

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Tonight, we go to the big mansions party.

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For the last time, it's not a party.
It's a Halloween challenge.

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Talk about a challenge.

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Try getting a date for this party, okay?

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Oh!

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All righty, boys. This is the place.

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- Are you sure about this?
- Oh, yeah.

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And could we set
a pick-up time for the morning?

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Oh, that won't be necessary.

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I always drop folks off here,
but I never seem to pick them up.

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Huh?

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- Every time.
- Well, we're gonna be the first.

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- We'll see you in the morning.
- Mmm-hmm.

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Heard that before.

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Um, speaking of pick-ups,
how'd you like to be my plus one?

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Dead prawn walking.

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That's a no.

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Huh.

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Whoa, will ya take a look at this place?

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Yeah. No one here. Where's the parties?

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Oh, my goodness. Cool.

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Oh, I love these rich Hollywood types.

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Pulling out all the stops
and the moneys, okay.

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I bet they'll hand us swag bags
with great parting gifts.

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You mean de-parting gifts.

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Uh, I don't get it. What do you mean?

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What you talking about?

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- Yeah. Wait, wait, wait, wait.
- What, what, what?

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Listen.

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- Oh, there's somebody there.
- What? Who?

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Hello?

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- Who's there?
- We're here for the parties.

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Party?

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- What party?
- Oh, the great macguffin's anniversary.

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- Oh, dear.
- Hey, uh, Mr. Tomb...

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Please. Don't wake them up.

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Wake 'em up? Wake who up?

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<i>Please, oh, please
though they're all deceased</i>

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<i>I beg of you on bended knee.</i>

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<i>Please, oh, please
let them rest in peace.</i>

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<i>For once they start, they never cease.</i>

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Oh, it's like a show.

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<i>You see, here lies good old Fred.</i>

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<i>A great big rock fell on his head.</i>

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<i>And in peaceful rest lies brother Claude
planted here beneath this sod.</i>

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<i>There's the first lady of opera
haunting Harriet.</i>

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<i>Searched for a tune
but never could carry it.</i>

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Ah!

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<i>Poor cousin maude who never awoke.</i>

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<i>The night her dreams went up in smoke.</i>

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<i>Please, oh, please
though they're all deceased.</i>

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<i>We must beware the spirits' release.</i>

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<i>Rest in peace, cousin huet.</i>

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<i>We all know you didn't do it.</i>

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<i>Mary wrote mysteries with masterful quill.</i>

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<i>Not knowing the ink of words could kill.</i>

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<i>So, please, oh, please
let them rest in peace.</i>

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<i>Once they start, they never cease.</i>

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<i>And right before your very eyes.</i>

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<i>As the moon climbs high
o'er the dead oak tree.</i>

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<i>Spooks arrive for the midnight spree.</i>

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<i>Creepy creeps with eerie eyes
start to shriek and harmonize.</i>

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<i>Grim grinning ghosts come out to socialize.</i>

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<i>Grim grinning ghosts come out to socialize.</i>

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Whoa!

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Uh-oh.

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Come on, enough of this
spooky-dooky pre-show.

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- Let's go inside for the parties.
- Okay.

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Oh!

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Welcome, foolish muppets.

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Ooh.

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Ah, the great Gonzo.
I'm so glad you accepted the invitation.

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Thank you for sending it, mister, um...

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I shall be your host this evening.

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Your ghost host.

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Ooh, you're very scaries.

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Well, hello there. Who might you be?

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Oh, this is my friend pepé.
He loves parties.

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Are there, uh, a lot
of the famous peoples inside?

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Yes, sir. Very famous.

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- Oh, do you speak Spanish?
- No.

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Now, if you would please walk this way.

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Okay.

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Now, if I may.

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A few rules regarding tonight's
very special Halloween challenge.

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Yes, do tell.

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"Within these walls
are your fears and your frights."

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"Face them all bravely
to survive through the night..."

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He's rhyming.

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"For if by sunrise you fail this endeavor."

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"Then you <i>y tu amigo</i>
must remain here forever."

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- Dun, dun, dun!
- Whoa!

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- Oh, boy.
- Nice one, guys.

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So, let me make sure I got this.

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Uh, we just have to survive
the night in this haunted mansion?

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Dun, dun, dun!

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Dun, dun.

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Uh, no.
That's too many "dun duns," isn't it?

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Well, I thought we discussed
"shave and a haircut."

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- No. He wanted "ominous sting," didn't he?
- Oh, right.

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- Like... dun, dun, dun!
- Dun, dun.

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- Sorry.
- I'm new.

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- We'll work this out.
- What I do wrong?

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- I'm new at everything.
- Let's have some tea.

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Take it over there. That'd be great.

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Now, if you'll follow me, gentlemen.

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- And no flash pictures, please.
- Oh.

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The spirits are frightfully
sensitive to bright lights.

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- Oh, they're sensitive. Who knew?
- Okay.

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So, please you could point me
to the vip room, <i>por favor,</i>

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to mingle with the beyoncés,
the Ryan goslings, the bard pitts.

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I'm sorry.
My friend's a bit of an acquired taste.

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Oh, not for me.

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His accent reminds me
of my youthful days in málaga.

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I know. I know all.

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- Dun, dun, dun!
- Dun, dun.

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Oh, you've done it again, haven't you?

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I've dun-dun it twice.

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It's just not
spine-chilling, is it?

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- Being scary is hard. Sorry.
- Sorry, sorry. Sorry.

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Anyway, I am sorry
about that big... we just...

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- They don't get a lot of visitors.
- Hmm.

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I really love these portraits.
The subjects look vaguely familiar.

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- Hmm.
- Yes. Everything here will seem familiar.

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Your eyes may deceive you,

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as the spirits respond
to your sympathetic vibrations.

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Sounds awesome.

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Yeah. <i>Sí, sí, sí.</i>

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Uh, but where's the famous people's room?

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Because we are the celebrities,
we are the muppets.

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Oh!

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Oh!

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- Oh, cool.
- Gonzo, it's like a fun house.

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Is this haunted room actually stretching
or is it your imagination?

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- Whoa...
- Whoo.

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You know what? I just realized
this room has no windows and no doors.

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- Which offers this chilling challenge...
- To find a way out.

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Wait, wait a minute.
A way out of the room or out of the house?

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What?

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You're kinda killing the moment here.
I meant the room.

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Sorry.

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Huh?

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Okay, first of all, where did he go,

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and second of all,
what is your problem, okay?

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I found the way out.

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Secret door? Classic.

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Okay, this is the last time I'm gonna say,

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this better lead
to the party people's room.

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Pepé, don't you get it yet?

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This is not some silly Halloween party.

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This place is really haunted.

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Okay, okay,
if I don't see some champagne cocktails

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and horsey derves aspca, I'm outta here.

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Well, whatever you say.
Come on, I think the ghost is clear.

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Oh, very funnies. The ghost is clear,
like the coast is clear.

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Don't worry, folks, we're not
gonna be explaining all the jokes.

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Wow.

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- Wow.

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Look at this guy and his red fish.

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Who would even pay
to watch them do anything?

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- It's him.
- Who?

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The great macguffin.

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It was 100 years ago tonight

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that he disappeared
from this very mansion.

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Imagine, I could be standing on the very
spot where the macguffin once stood.

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See, I'd like to be standing
where the party is, okay?

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<i>- Hola,</i> party peoples! Bard pitts!
- Wow.

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Ooh, cobwebs.

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Whoo, nice one.

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I had so hoped
we'd have a bigger cameo, beaky.

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Budget.

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Hmm...

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<i>Hola,</i> celebrities, I'm here.

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- Will ya look at that?
- You're Juan stanz-most.

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- Uh, close.
- But where are the, uh, famous peoples?

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Oh, who needs famous people
when you have the two of us?

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Oh!

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You are an impossibly handsome man.

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You, my friend,
are an impossibly handsome...

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- King prawn. Mmm.
- King prawn.

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- Juan?
- Yeah?

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I don't know if you noticed this,
but this place is crazies.

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You know what? Because you're so famous,

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I'm gonna let you in
on a little secret, okay?

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My most famous secret.
Would you like to hear it?

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- Oh, yes.
- Come a little closer.

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- Okay.
- Little closer.

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- Yeah.
- Not that close, it's the breath.

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- Plankton. Mmm.
- You ready?

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- Jeepers creepers.
- Jeepers creepers. Oh!

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Pepé! Pepé! Whoa! Whoa! Take it easy.

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This place is crazy.

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With all the smokes
and the mirrors and the animaltronics.

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- I'm outta here.
- But, uh...

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How did you...

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- I'm outta here!
- Uh...

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Pepé?

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Gonzo.

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- How did you...
- Don't ask. Peel me.

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Okay.

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You were stuck there.

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<i>- Serpents and spiders...</i>
- Whoa! A séance.

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- A what? A why... what is it?
- Come on.

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<i>Calling the spirits,
wherever they're at.</i>

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- This just keeps getting better.
- I don't think so.

00:15:28.552 --> 00:15:32.056
<i>Pumpkins and ghoulies
from last Halloween,</i>

00:15:32.139 --> 00:15:36.769
<i>awaken the spirits with your tambourine.</i>

00:15:37.561 --> 00:15:40.898
<i>Creepies and crawlies, toads in a pond...</i>

00:15:40.981 --> 00:15:42.274
- Come, come on.
- No, no.

00:15:42.358 --> 00:15:45.903
<i>Let there be music from regions beyond.</i>

00:15:45.986 --> 00:15:48.113
Wow!

00:15:48.781 --> 00:15:51.617
That is amazing, how are you doing that?

00:15:52.284 --> 00:15:54.161
Excusez-moi,

00:15:54.244 --> 00:15:59.416
<i>but you are interrupting
the mysterious madame pigota.</i>

00:16:01.210 --> 00:16:04.880
<i>Stop. Will you turn it down?
I can't hear myself think.</i>

00:16:04.964 --> 00:16:06.590
- Take five, everybody.
<i>- What?</i>

00:16:06.674 --> 00:16:08.300
Break time! Break time!

00:16:08.384 --> 00:16:10.052
- Fer sure.
- Groovy.

00:16:10.135 --> 00:16:11.975
<i>Whoa, we're not taking a break,
who said break?</i>

00:16:12.012 --> 00:16:14.098
Oh, I could've sworn she called a break.

00:16:14.181 --> 00:16:16.266
It's like a union thing, right?

00:16:16.350 --> 00:16:20.312
No, you heard the hog's head, guys.
Time to dematerialize.

00:16:20.396 --> 00:16:22.439
<i>Wait, where you going? No, no...</i>

00:16:24.441 --> 00:16:26.235
Great. Hey, since you're on a break,

00:16:26.318 --> 00:16:28.404
can you contact somebody
from the great beyond?

00:16:28.487 --> 00:16:31.824
<i>I wish,
but the Wi-Fi in here's lousy.</i>

00:16:31.907 --> 00:16:33.993
<i>It's like a total dead zone.</i>

00:16:34.076 --> 00:16:35.828
- Ugh.
<i>- You know what else is lousy?</i>

00:16:35.911 --> 00:16:38.038
<i>This my biggest scene
in this whole special,</i>

00:16:38.122 --> 00:16:42.167
<i>and they stick my head in a fish bowl.</i>

00:16:42.251 --> 00:16:43.585
I think we should go.

00:16:43.669 --> 00:16:44.670
Uh...

00:16:44.753 --> 00:16:47.756
Uh, do you foresee
a way out of here for us?

00:16:47.840 --> 00:16:50.592
<i>Fine.</i>

00:16:52.052 --> 00:16:55.806
<i>Pumpkin spice lattes and a vampire bat,</i>

00:16:55.889 --> 00:16:59.601
<i>you must find a door with a glowing exat.</i>

00:16:59.685 --> 00:17:01.353
"Exat"?

00:17:01.437 --> 00:17:03.856
<i>I don't know,
you try and rhyme with "bat."</i>

00:17:03.939 --> 00:17:06.525
Oh, uh, fat, rat, hat.

00:17:06.608 --> 00:17:07.776
How you doin'?

00:17:08.444 --> 00:17:11.739
Uh, right this way, and I prefer "husky."

00:17:11.822 --> 00:17:13.699
- Oh.
- Hmm. Okay, go, go, go, go.

00:17:14.366 --> 00:17:15.617
Wow!

00:17:16.744 --> 00:17:18.162
She is good.

00:17:19.204 --> 00:17:20.706
Tips are encouraged.

00:17:20.789 --> 00:17:23.417
Oh, uh, don't trust free cheese.

00:17:23.500 --> 00:17:24.877
- Quick, quick, quick.
- Hmm...

00:17:24.960 --> 00:17:29.048
<i>Kim! Kimmy, yoo-hoo!
There's a smudge on the crystal again.</i>

00:17:29.131 --> 00:17:31.508
- Yes, madame. Yes, madame.
<i>- A little higher.</i>

00:17:31.592 --> 00:17:32.760
<i>Thank you.</i>

00:17:35.429 --> 00:17:38.807
<i>Oh, for crying out loud.</i>

00:17:42.227 --> 00:17:44.813
- Pepé? Which way?
- Hmm? Out.

00:17:44.897 --> 00:17:47.191
Uh...

00:17:47.274 --> 00:17:48.525
What?

00:17:48.609 --> 00:17:50.319
Whoa! Cool!

00:17:52.988 --> 00:17:56.658
Choo-choo! Coming through!

00:17:56.742 --> 00:17:58.911
- Run!
- Oh!

00:18:07.252 --> 00:18:09.129
Oh...

00:18:11.298 --> 00:18:14.510
I knew there'd be rides!

00:18:14.593 --> 00:18:15.636
Welcome aboard!

00:18:16.512 --> 00:18:20.557
- How you doing, pepé?
- I wanna go home. I wanna go home...

00:18:24.311 --> 00:18:26.438
Hmm. Happy Halloween!

00:18:26.522 --> 00:18:28.649
Happy birthday to me.

00:18:28.732 --> 00:18:31.693
Hap... oh!

00:18:31.777 --> 00:18:35.155
Oh, my love, dancing with you
makes me feel so light on my feet.

00:18:35.239 --> 00:18:37.241
That's because we don't have feet.

00:18:40.744 --> 00:18:43.747
I just adore the decor, don't you?

00:18:43.831 --> 00:18:47.209
Why? Do you like things
that are old and decrepit?

00:18:47.292 --> 00:18:49.837
I'm dancing with you, aren't I?

00:18:49.920 --> 00:18:52.047
So what are you doing
for Thanksgiving?

00:18:52.131 --> 00:18:55.259
Oh, some of my ghoul friends
are having me for dinner.

00:18:55.342 --> 00:18:56.844
Awkward.

00:18:58.011 --> 00:18:59.096
What?

00:18:59.179 --> 00:19:01.682
Nothing, nothing, nothing.
Here we go and one.

00:19:01.765 --> 00:19:05.018
- One, two, three... thank you.
- Very good.

00:19:07.479 --> 00:19:09.106
Draw.

00:19:11.358 --> 00:19:13.777
- No.
- Boo!

00:19:17.865 --> 00:19:21.410
Whoa! Whoa!

00:19:21.493 --> 00:19:22.578
My god!

00:19:22.661 --> 00:19:23.704
- Oh!
- Wha...

00:19:24.329 --> 00:19:25.914
Hmm. That was unsafe.

00:19:25.998 --> 00:19:29.126
You fellas okay?

00:19:29.209 --> 00:19:30.419
Yeah, fine.

00:19:30.502 --> 00:19:31.920
Good.

00:19:32.004 --> 00:19:34.590
Uh, sorry, everybody, food's here.

00:19:34.715 --> 00:19:36.633
Mmm.

00:19:36.717 --> 00:19:39.428
I says to him, I says,
"see through you?"

00:19:40.345 --> 00:19:42.431
Well, you finally
got the party you wanted.

00:19:42.514 --> 00:19:46.185
What? Are you crazy?
I said famous peoples, not scary peoples.

00:19:48.854 --> 00:19:52.357
Hey, it's a gig,
and I get all the bones I can chew.

00:19:52.441 --> 00:19:55.152
Uh, until they want 'em back.

00:19:58.906 --> 00:20:01.158
And now it's showtime!

00:20:03.535 --> 00:20:07.706
Thank you, thank you,
and welcome to the mansion show.

00:20:07.789 --> 00:20:09.833
Boo!

00:20:09.917 --> 00:20:12.419
Now, we have got
a great show for you tonight, folks,

00:20:12.502 --> 00:20:15.255
guaranteed to tickle your funny bones.

00:20:15.339 --> 00:20:16.965
That was pretty good.

00:20:17.049 --> 00:20:19.593
- So... boils and ghouls...
- Oh, how about that?

00:20:19.676 --> 00:20:24.640
Please welcome
our very own gauzey the hatbox bear!

00:20:24.723 --> 00:20:27.434
Hiya, hiya, hiya.
Boy, you're a scary audience.

00:20:27.517 --> 00:20:30.854
Usually I'm worried about dying up here,
but it looks like you beat me to it.

00:20:30.938 --> 00:20:32.606
Boo! Boo!

00:20:32.689 --> 00:20:34.399
Oh, no, not you guys.

00:20:34.483 --> 00:20:36.860
Don't you have anything
better to do than boo me?

00:20:36.944 --> 00:20:40.155
- We're ghosts.
- Yeah, booing comes with the territory.

00:20:40.239 --> 00:20:42.824
Boo! Boo!

00:20:42.908 --> 00:20:44.701
Wait, wait, I haven't told my best joke.

00:20:44.785 --> 00:20:47.537
What happens if you don't
pay your exorcism bill?

00:20:47.621 --> 00:20:51.333
You get repossessed! Shocka-wocka!

00:20:53.210 --> 00:20:55.045
- Terrible.
- This guy's not funny.

00:20:55.128 --> 00:20:56.588
<i>Sí, sí.</i> And his head came off.

00:20:56.672 --> 00:20:59.800
Okay, okay, wasn't that great, folks?

00:20:59.883 --> 00:21:03.679
- No! No!
- Ugh. Ooh!

00:21:03.762 --> 00:21:04.930
Hold on.

00:21:05.013 --> 00:21:08.850
Looks like we have some
new ghosts... I mean, guests.

00:21:08.934 --> 00:21:10.310
Oh!

00:21:10.394 --> 00:21:11.895
Ah!

00:21:11.979 --> 00:21:17.442
Fiends, omens, and bogeymen,
lend me your fears.

00:21:17.526 --> 00:21:23.740
We come not to praise Gonzo,
but to Bury him.

00:21:24.574 --> 00:21:25.575
Oh!

00:21:25.659 --> 00:21:27.077
And his little <i>amigo,</i> too.

00:21:27.744 --> 00:21:30.289
We now invite you to sit back and relax,

00:21:30.372 --> 00:21:37.129
as our 999 residents
proudly present... your funeral.

00:21:41.216 --> 00:21:43.427
<i>Welcome to the life hereafter.</i>

00:21:43.510 --> 00:21:45.679
<i>Sleepless nights, eternal laughter.</i>

00:21:45.762 --> 00:21:48.015
<i>Buy the farm, push up some daisies.</i>

00:21:48.098 --> 00:21:50.309
<i>Come get down with us creepy crazies.</i>

00:21:50.392 --> 00:21:52.519
<i>Hi, wanna come play with me?</i>

00:21:52.602 --> 00:21:53.687
<i>Frights du jour.</i>

00:21:53.770 --> 00:21:54.771
<i>And daily nightmares.</i>

00:21:54.855 --> 00:21:57.149
<i>Ghoulish scares to raise your neck hairs.</i>

00:21:57.232 --> 00:21:59.359
<i>If you think it's too macabre.</i>

00:21:59.443 --> 00:22:01.570
<i>Follow the floating candelabra.</i>

00:22:03.238 --> 00:22:07.075
<i>But he ain't French and he can croon.</i>

00:22:07.159 --> 00:22:09.786
<i>We did that in a beastly cartoon.</i>

00:22:09.870 --> 00:22:11.580
<i>She was a beauty.</i>

00:22:11.663 --> 00:22:14.291
<i>We'll never rest
we'll never cease.</i>

00:22:14.374 --> 00:22:18.795
<i>Till you finally rest in peace.</i>

00:22:18.879 --> 00:22:21.048
<i>You can fly and you can float.</i>

00:22:21.131 --> 00:22:22.632
<i>Or you can scream just like a goat.</i>

00:22:23.800 --> 00:22:25.719
<i>But to quench your endless questions.</i>

00:22:25.802 --> 00:22:28.597
<i>First you must sleep down with the fishes.</i>

00:22:28.680 --> 00:22:33.477
Hey! Hold on, I'm not sleepy!

00:22:33.560 --> 00:22:34.728
<i>Rain or snow.</i>

00:22:34.811 --> 00:22:35.812
<i>Lightning or thunder.</i>

00:22:35.896 --> 00:22:39.107
<i>The party is down here six feet under.</i>

00:22:40.484 --> 00:22:41.526
<i>Trick or treat?</i>

00:22:41.610 --> 00:22:42.819
<i>Take a smell of my feet.</i>

00:22:42.903 --> 00:22:45.405
<i>And give me something good to eat.</i>

00:22:46.239 --> 00:22:47.240
<i>You're all alone.</i>

00:22:47.324 --> 00:22:48.492
<i>But don't be scared.</i>

00:22:48.575 --> 00:22:51.370
<i>We've got your wake all pre-prepared.</i>

00:22:51.453 --> 00:22:52.746
Hi, I'm serving soup.

00:22:52.829 --> 00:22:55.999
It's a cream mock tortoise and a yummy
red that pairs with rigor mortis.

00:22:57.959 --> 00:23:00.212
<i>It's all so dopey
I'm complaining.</i>

00:23:00.295 --> 00:23:02.422
<i>At least it's almost entertaining.</i>

00:23:02.506 --> 00:23:04.883
Huh?

00:23:04.966 --> 00:23:07.219
- What the...
<i>- Your attention, please.</i>

00:23:07.302 --> 00:23:11.264
<i>Please remain seated in your doom buggy,</i>

00:23:11.348 --> 00:23:14.768
<i>and we will continue our tour momentarily.</i>

00:23:14.851 --> 00:23:16.311
Oh, no.

00:23:16.395 --> 00:23:18.814
The only thing worse
than being stuck in here with you

00:23:18.897 --> 00:23:21.650
is being stuck in here with them.

00:23:21.733 --> 00:23:22.984
<i>We tell jokes</i>

00:23:23.068 --> 00:23:24.277
<i>I do tricks.</i>

00:23:24.361 --> 00:23:26.029
<i>With my deadly candlesticks.</i>

00:23:29.157 --> 00:23:30.909
<i>Come on now and lift your glass.</i>

00:23:30.992 --> 00:23:33.453
<i>Filled with poisoned sassafras.</i>

00:23:38.375 --> 00:23:40.293
<i>Sign your bill deed, and trust.</i>

00:23:40.377 --> 00:23:42.462
<i>Guess it's time to bite the dust.</i>

00:23:42.546 --> 00:23:45.215
<i>Cash in your chips, we're not joking.</i>

00:23:45.298 --> 00:23:47.717
<i>Now's the time you should be croaking.</i>

00:23:47.801 --> 00:23:51.513
<i>You're so great, none can compare.</i>

00:23:52.556 --> 00:23:56.184
<i>No one has your savoir faire.</i>

00:23:56.268 --> 00:24:01.606
<i>It's time to turn your whole life story
into a momento mori.</i>

00:24:03.650 --> 00:24:07.904
<i>Corpse by corpse and one by one
until you shout, "my life is done".</i>

00:24:07.988 --> 00:24:10.407
<i>So join us in this life hereafter.</i>

00:24:19.332 --> 00:24:21.418
<i>Now the greatest act of all.</i>

00:24:21.501 --> 00:24:24.004
<i>It's Gonzo's final curtain call.</i>

00:24:24.087 --> 00:24:26.256
<i>From the basement to the rafters.</i>

00:24:26.339 --> 00:24:28.341
<i>Join us in the great hereafter.</i>

00:24:28.425 --> 00:24:30.760
<i>You'll be great forever after.</i>

00:24:30.844 --> 00:24:33.013
<i>In our monstrous life hereafter.</i>

00:24:33.096 --> 00:24:39.936
<i>For our after-party afterlife.</i>

00:24:47.777 --> 00:24:50.780
<i>Rest in peace.</i>

00:24:50.864 --> 00:24:52.449
<i>Rip.</i>

00:24:54.075 --> 00:24:57.496
Yes! Yes, a thousand times yes.

00:24:57.579 --> 00:24:59.664
<i>Sí.</i> and one time no way, José.

00:24:59.748 --> 00:25:01.416
That was incredible.

00:25:01.500 --> 00:25:04.127
Oh, thank you.
We're here all week,

00:25:04.211 --> 00:25:07.547
and all year,
and also through all eternity.

00:25:07.631 --> 00:25:09.925
Lucky. How did you die?

00:25:10.008 --> 00:25:12.135
Who, me? Oh, I croaked.

00:25:13.553 --> 00:25:15.222
Ah, good one.

00:25:15.305 --> 00:25:17.057
Uh, how'd you die? On stage?

00:25:17.724 --> 00:25:18.934
I'm dead?

00:25:19.851 --> 00:25:20.977
Oh, dear.

00:25:21.061 --> 00:25:22.187
I must say, Gonzo...

00:25:22.854 --> 00:25:25.106
You don't seem at all frightened.

00:25:25.190 --> 00:25:26.691
Oh, nothing scares me.

00:25:26.775 --> 00:25:29.277
Well... we shall see about that.

00:25:29.903 --> 00:25:33.490
Dun, dun, dun!

00:25:34.241 --> 00:25:35.951
Oh, we've missed it, haven't we?

00:25:36.034 --> 00:25:37.702
And it was a big one, too.

00:25:37.786 --> 00:25:38.995
- Sorry.
- Sorry!

00:25:39.079 --> 00:25:40.539
- That's disappointing.
- Enough.

00:25:40.622 --> 00:25:43.583
Gonzo, let's get outta here.
If we don't go now, we're gonna...

00:26:07.274 --> 00:26:11.152
Why, hello there,
short, red, and crustaceous.

00:26:15.615 --> 00:26:17.158
Do you speak Spanish?

00:26:17.242 --> 00:26:18.660
Yes, and you?

00:26:18.743 --> 00:26:21.079
Yes. I, I mean, uh...

00:26:21.162 --> 00:26:23.540
Yes, my handsome...

00:26:24.291 --> 00:26:26.585
- Uh, gumbo.
- Prawn.

00:26:26.668 --> 00:26:28.128
- Yeah.
- But close enough.

00:26:28.712 --> 00:26:30.755
Yes.

00:26:30.839 --> 00:26:31.840
Hmm.

00:26:31.923 --> 00:26:35.802
So do you believe in love at first sight,
or should I float by again?

00:26:35.885 --> 00:26:37.971
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

00:26:38.972 --> 00:26:41.600
You don't go nowheres.

00:26:43.727 --> 00:26:45.562
You know, this party's dead.

00:26:45.645 --> 00:26:49.357
Why don't you and I leave, jumbo?

00:26:49.441 --> 00:26:50.984
<i>Sí. Sí,</i> we should...

00:26:52.944 --> 00:26:55.280
Did you just call me "jumbo"?

00:26:55.363 --> 00:27:00.660
Why, yes, I couldn't help but notice
that you are a king prawn.

00:27:01.953 --> 00:27:04.497
Oh!

00:27:06.249 --> 00:27:07.834
Say again?

00:27:08.710 --> 00:27:13.256
You are a king prawn.

00:27:14.007 --> 00:27:17.969
Oh, just come here. You okay?

00:27:18.053 --> 00:27:19.679
- Okay.
- Okay, come with me.

00:27:19.763 --> 00:27:21.556
Okay.

00:27:22.599 --> 00:27:25.518
It appears the prawn
has made a friend, Gonzo.

00:27:25.602 --> 00:27:28.772
But since you aren't busy,
I'd like to show you something.

00:27:28.855 --> 00:27:31.232
Cool, I hope it's finally something scary.

00:27:31.316 --> 00:27:35.070
Well, you may consider yourself
to be fearless, Gonzo,

00:27:35.153 --> 00:27:37.447
but everyone is afraid of something.

00:27:37.530 --> 00:27:38.615
Not me.

00:27:38.698 --> 00:27:39.783
You can unscrew my head,

00:27:39.866 --> 00:27:42.827
take a look inside,
and you wouldn't find a single fear.

00:27:42.911 --> 00:27:44.663
That could be arranged.

00:27:44.746 --> 00:27:45.997
Cool.

00:27:46.081 --> 00:27:49.042
Now, here comes your challenge.

00:27:49.125 --> 00:27:54.923
Of all the guests we've ever had,
of all the doors within these halls,

00:27:55.006 --> 00:28:00.095
there is but one room
no one has ever dared to enter.

00:28:00.178 --> 00:28:04.265
Ooh, what's that? The shark room?
The lava pit? The critics' circle?

00:28:04.349 --> 00:28:08.561
Room 999.

00:28:08.645 --> 00:28:10.939
- Dun, dun...
- No, not now, not now.

00:28:11.022 --> 00:28:12.190
Da.

00:28:12.273 --> 00:28:14.693
Uh, how do I find room 999?

00:28:14.776 --> 00:28:17.862
This shall illuminate your way.

00:28:17.946 --> 00:28:19.864
Ooh.

00:28:19.948 --> 00:28:24.327
All right. Um, but what if I, uh...

00:28:26.746 --> 00:28:27.747
Huh.

00:28:29.833 --> 00:28:31.960
- Yes?
- Uh, nothin'.

00:28:33.253 --> 00:28:36.256
Did I... scare you?

00:28:36.339 --> 00:28:39.342
No, I love this. Come on.

00:28:39.426 --> 00:28:43.555
The key is to face your fears,
no matter how terrifying.

00:28:44.597 --> 00:28:46.349
Ooh!

00:28:47.016 --> 00:28:49.227
Indoor lightning. Fantastic.

00:28:51.646 --> 00:28:52.981
Oh, you're funny.

00:28:53.064 --> 00:28:54.691
Oh, you are so cute.

00:28:54.774 --> 00:28:56.735
Oh, I know.

00:28:56.818 --> 00:28:59.779
- Oh, stop it.
- I won't, I won't.

00:28:59.863 --> 00:29:02.574
- Oh, you know what you are?
- What?

00:29:03.241 --> 00:29:06.161
King prawn.

00:29:06.244 --> 00:29:11.958
Yes, you are my big, jumbo, king prawn.

00:29:13.793 --> 00:29:16.963
- Oh, get up, silly.
- What happened?

00:29:17.046 --> 00:29:20.216
Oh, so this is where
I spend most of my time.

00:29:20.300 --> 00:29:22.552
- Amongst my memories.
- Oh.

00:29:22.635 --> 00:29:26.347
Resting, scrapbooking, doing yoga,

00:29:26.431 --> 00:29:28.683
sharpening cutlery.

00:29:28.767 --> 00:29:31.936
Whoa, it's, uh, so cozies.

00:29:32.020 --> 00:29:33.688
But mostly,

00:29:33.772 --> 00:29:40.236
all I would hope for is to meet
someone just like you, pepper.

00:29:40.320 --> 00:29:41.696
Uh, pepé.

00:29:41.780 --> 00:29:43.573
Oh, pepé...

00:29:43.656 --> 00:29:47.494
I can't hide my feelings
for you any longer.

00:29:47.577 --> 00:29:48.661
Really?

00:29:48.745 --> 00:29:50.121
Really.

00:29:50.205 --> 00:29:55.919
I could just eat you alive,
my sweet, warm meat. Hmm.

00:29:56.002 --> 00:29:57.962
Okay. I...

00:29:59.881 --> 00:30:01.591
Wow, that's a new one, sal.

00:30:01.674 --> 00:30:04.469
I don't think she's ever
eaten anyone before, has she?

00:30:04.552 --> 00:30:09.098
Yeah, she never tried
to eat me or alberta.

00:30:10.391 --> 00:30:13.019
- Yeah.
- Well, she did nibble my neck once.

00:30:13.102 --> 00:30:15.939
Before she snapped it, so lovingly.

00:30:16.022 --> 00:30:17.106
What's wrong with him?

00:30:17.190 --> 00:30:19.108
How should I know? I never married her.

00:30:19.192 --> 00:30:20.443
- Oh, pepé.
- Hmm?

00:30:20.527 --> 00:30:23.738
I just want to smother you in my love.

00:30:23.822 --> 00:30:26.741
- I want to kill you with kindness.
- Oh-ho...

00:30:26.825 --> 00:30:30.036
- I want to drown you in kisses.
- Oh!

00:30:30.119 --> 00:30:32.455
Well, I can hold my breath a long time.

00:30:35.750 --> 00:30:39.254
<i>Let's be married, you and I.</i>

00:30:39.337 --> 00:30:43.216
<i>You'll be my groom
and I will be your bride.</i>

00:30:43.299 --> 00:30:46.886
<i>We'll spend forever side by side.</i>

00:30:46.970 --> 00:30:51.850
<i>Imagine that, what a spooky ride!</i>

00:30:53.309 --> 00:30:56.855
<i>Stuck together for eternity.</i>

00:30:56.938 --> 00:31:00.942
<i>Till death do we part, is this for me?</i>

00:31:01.025 --> 00:31:02.610
<i>I'm sure,</i> por favor.

00:31:02.694 --> 00:31:09.200
<i>That I perceive
forever, my love, just you and me.</i>

00:31:11.286 --> 00:31:15.123
<i>Don't hide your love and act so shy.</i>

00:31:15.206 --> 00:31:18.543
<i>How could I resist
since you caught my eye?</i>

00:31:18.626 --> 00:31:22.046
<i>Haunting each other, dusk till dawn</i>

00:31:22.130 --> 00:31:23.882
<i>I'll be your wife.</i>

00:31:23.965 --> 00:31:26.426
<i>And I will be your prawn.</i>

00:31:26.509 --> 00:31:30.096
<i>- Stuck together for eternity.
- Stuck together for eternity.</i>

00:31:30.179 --> 00:31:33.933
<i>- Till death, we are dancing in Harmony.
- Till death, we are dancing in Harmony.</i>

00:31:34.017 --> 00:31:37.395
<i>If her spooky vibes give you the creeps.</i>

00:31:37.478 --> 00:31:41.274
<i>Be careful, pal, she plays for keeps</i>

00:31:41.357 --> 00:31:42.442
<i>I was chopped up!</i>

00:31:42.525 --> 00:31:43.610
<i>I was drowned!</i>

00:31:43.693 --> 00:31:46.487
<i>Hey, I was buried in that kooky ground.</i>

00:31:46.571 --> 00:31:47.655
Sorry.

00:31:50.658 --> 00:31:53.953
What's the matter with you?
You can't say that. This is a family show.

00:31:54.037 --> 00:31:55.038
What are you doing?

00:31:55.121 --> 00:31:58.333
<i>- Haunting each other, dusk till dawn.
- Haunting each other, dusk till dawn</i>

00:31:58.416 --> 00:31:59.876
<i>I'll be your wife.</i>

00:31:59.959 --> 00:32:03.254
<i>And I will be your prawn!</i>

00:32:21.564 --> 00:32:24.359
Let me out of here!

00:32:34.577 --> 00:32:36.162
So, this is it.

00:32:36.245 --> 00:32:38.623
The greatest challenge of my career.

00:32:38.706 --> 00:32:41.501
I wonder if, uh... gee.

00:32:41.584 --> 00:32:43.169
Nobody says goodbye here.

00:32:43.252 --> 00:32:44.504
They just ghost you.

00:32:45.797 --> 00:32:48.841
Oh, I get it.

00:32:51.511 --> 00:32:52.553
Hello?

00:32:54.514 --> 00:32:56.474
I'm not afraid of the dark, you know.

00:32:58.643 --> 00:32:59.852
Or echoes.

00:33:01.688 --> 00:33:02.689
Clever.

00:33:05.900 --> 00:33:07.193
Cool.

00:33:10.947 --> 00:33:13.199
- Oh.
- Grape, please.

00:33:15.660 --> 00:33:16.953
Hmm.

00:33:17.036 --> 00:33:18.871
- Yuck.
- He ate the spiders.

00:33:18.955 --> 00:33:21.124
You are so much better
than all my other axes.

00:33:21.207 --> 00:33:23.251
Uh, axes?

00:33:23.334 --> 00:33:26.504
- Oh. Oh, exes.
- Oh, oh, okay.

00:33:26.587 --> 00:33:28.631
Just a few minor, youthful indiscretions,

00:33:28.715 --> 00:33:31.509
but nothing for you
to lose your head over.

00:33:31.592 --> 00:33:32.802
Okay...

00:33:32.885 --> 00:33:34.345
Just water under the bridge.

00:33:34.429 --> 00:33:36.389
Mmm, yeah, it's because
she lopped off our heads.

00:33:36.472 --> 00:33:39.017
Yeah, and threw our bodies
in the water under the bridge.

00:33:39.100 --> 00:33:40.601
Yeah! I mean, she...

00:33:40.685 --> 00:33:41.686
Oh...

00:33:41.769 --> 00:33:45.732
Okay. So let's see, I will need
something buried, something boo.

00:33:45.815 --> 00:33:49.777
Something moldy and someone new.

00:33:49.861 --> 00:33:52.280
Grape, <i>por favor.</i>

00:33:52.363 --> 00:33:53.823
Oh, sure. Oh!

00:33:54.574 --> 00:33:55.867
- Excuse me.
- Mmm.

00:33:55.950 --> 00:33:59.454
Uh, those grapes are funnies!
They tickle my tummies.

00:33:59.537 --> 00:34:01.247
Yes. Oh, pepé.

00:34:02.457 --> 00:34:06.961
You have all the grapes you want.
I'm gonna fatten you up!

00:34:30.443 --> 00:34:31.861
Hey there, handsome.

00:34:32.737 --> 00:34:34.363
Whoa! That's pretty cool.

00:34:34.447 --> 00:34:36.949
Jinx!

00:34:37.033 --> 00:34:40.745
Wait a second, this is fun.
I thought this was supposed to be scary.

00:34:40.828 --> 00:34:46.042
Sometimes facing yourself
is the scariest thing in the world.

00:34:46.125 --> 00:34:48.294
Not me, I'm not scared.

00:34:48.377 --> 00:34:51.005
And you gotta admit,
I do look great in green.

00:34:51.089 --> 00:34:53.132
No wonder Kermit is so popular.

00:34:53.216 --> 00:34:56.594
You do look great, for now.

00:35:00.264 --> 00:35:03.518
Careful, my love.
I'm getting a little choked up.

00:35:03.601 --> 00:35:05.269
Oh.

00:35:05.353 --> 00:35:08.397
Me too, <i>mi amor.</i>

00:35:08.481 --> 00:35:09.982
Prepare the altar!

00:35:16.197 --> 00:35:19.283
He's a goner.

00:35:20.952 --> 00:35:25.039
You're saying that everyone here
is trapped in the mansion by their fear?

00:35:25.123 --> 00:35:29.460
Yeah. All 999.

00:35:29.544 --> 00:35:32.255
But there's always room for one more.

00:35:32.338 --> 00:35:34.924
So, what are your fears?

00:35:35.007 --> 00:35:36.717
I don't have any fears.

00:35:36.801 --> 00:35:39.637
I've been shot out of a Cannon.
Strapped to a rocket.

00:35:39.720 --> 00:35:41.931
Gone skydiving without a parachute.

00:35:42.014 --> 00:35:44.016
I've done it all and lived to tell.

00:35:44.100 --> 00:35:47.812
Tell who? Looks to me
like you're all alone.

00:35:52.316 --> 00:35:55.153
Aw, this reminds me of our wedding.

00:35:59.991 --> 00:36:01.826
Oh.

00:36:01.909 --> 00:36:05.580
Oh, here we go again.

00:36:06.372 --> 00:36:09.625
Sixth time's the charm,
they say.

00:36:09.709 --> 00:36:12.920
"They" being Henry viii.

00:36:15.339 --> 00:36:16.883
Dearly departed...

00:36:16.966 --> 00:36:19.010
<i>All alone.</i>

00:36:20.094 --> 00:36:21.262
I'm not alone!

00:36:21.345 --> 00:36:23.890
Look, you see, my friends are right here.

00:36:23.973 --> 00:36:26.517
<i>Hey, guys, it's me, Gonzo! Guys?</i>

00:36:26.601 --> 00:36:28.352
This is the greatest Halloween party ever!

00:36:28.436 --> 00:36:29.520
Yeah, well...

00:36:29.604 --> 00:36:32.481
Even better than last year
when we did bobbing for tomatoes!

00:36:32.565 --> 00:36:33.816
Depends on who you ask.

00:36:33.900 --> 00:36:36.360
Yeah! Whoever heard
of bobbin' for tomatoes anyway?

00:36:36.444 --> 00:36:38.196
- Am I right or wrong?
- You're not wrong.

00:36:38.279 --> 00:36:39.822
Am I right? Am I wrong?

00:36:39.906 --> 00:36:42.283
<i>Kermit! Hey! Hey!</i>

00:36:42.366 --> 00:36:46.412
- Hello!
- They can't hear or see you.

00:36:47.705 --> 00:36:50.541
Is it me? Or are you getting older?

00:36:52.126 --> 00:36:56.797
It's you.

00:36:58.466 --> 00:37:01.469
Wait! Where are you going?

00:37:01.552 --> 00:37:03.971
I mean, where am I going?

00:37:04.055 --> 00:37:06.098
<i>Great question.</i>

00:37:06.182 --> 00:37:08.351
<i>Where are you going?</i>

00:37:12.396 --> 00:37:15.650
- Having fun, chief?
- Uh, oh, uh, yeah, scooter, yeah.

00:37:15.733 --> 00:37:18.319
- I just wish Gonzo were here.
<i>- Kermit!</i>

00:37:18.402 --> 00:37:22.365
Oh, you know him. He can't pass up
a chance to prove he's the great Gonzo!

00:37:22.448 --> 00:37:23.741
Well, that's just it, you know.

00:37:23.824 --> 00:37:27.036
I tried to tell him, you don't have to be
the great Gonzo to be great.

00:37:27.119 --> 00:37:28.955
<i>Just being you is good enough.</i>

00:37:30.581 --> 00:37:34.168
I never realized,
I am afraid of something.

00:37:34.252 --> 00:37:38.589
I'm afraid nobody will care about me
if I'm not doing dangerous stunts.

00:37:40.216 --> 00:37:44.804
And now... now I'm afraid
of being trapped here forever.

00:37:47.098 --> 00:37:48.182
Wha...

00:37:49.100 --> 00:37:51.310
Oh, that's it!

00:37:51.394 --> 00:37:54.772
The host said facing my fears was the key.

00:37:55.523 --> 00:37:56.649
<i>I propose a toast.</i>

00:37:57.400 --> 00:38:00.569
<i>To the great Gonzo,
who couldn't be here with us tonight.</i>

00:38:01.404 --> 00:38:02.405
Kermit.

00:38:04.490 --> 00:38:07.451
Kermit, I might never be with you again.

00:38:08.286 --> 00:38:09.870
That's what I'm really afraid of.

00:38:09.954 --> 00:38:12.540
I'm afraid
I'll never see my friends again.

00:38:24.051 --> 00:38:27.805
Let me outta here!

00:38:33.519 --> 00:38:34.520
Ah!

00:38:39.400 --> 00:38:42.028
I'm impressed, Gonzo. You did it.

00:38:42.111 --> 00:38:45.698
Yes, I did. I faced my fears,
and we made it through the night.

00:38:45.781 --> 00:38:48.075
Well, you did. But, uh...

00:38:48.659 --> 00:38:50.870
Uh, where's pepé?

00:38:50.953 --> 00:38:53.956
I'm afraid he'll be
staying with us, forever.

00:38:56.500 --> 00:38:58.252
Uh, no. No!

00:38:59.086 --> 00:39:01.255
Sounds like
he's about to be loved to death.

00:39:02.214 --> 00:39:05.426
You, however, are free to go.

00:39:05.509 --> 00:39:08.262
As long as you leave before the sun rises.

00:39:10.014 --> 00:39:11.724
Oh. Uh...

00:39:12.516 --> 00:39:15.186
No. No, no, no. I can't.

00:39:15.978 --> 00:39:17.855
I won't leave here without pepé.

00:39:17.938 --> 00:39:20.066
Are you sure? There isn't much time.

00:39:20.149 --> 00:39:23.277
Losing my friend is scarier
than any room in this mansion.

00:39:23.361 --> 00:39:24.904
You tell me where he is.

00:39:27.865 --> 00:39:32.119
Follow the light. Go!

00:39:32.203 --> 00:39:33.245
All right!

00:39:39.001 --> 00:39:40.211
I'm coming, pepé!

00:39:40.961 --> 00:39:42.380
- Shocka-wocka!
- Uh-oh.

00:39:42.463 --> 00:39:44.673
Kimmy, yoo-hoo! You missed a spot!

00:39:44.757 --> 00:39:47.301
- Come and play with us, Gonzo.
- No!

00:39:47.385 --> 00:39:50.763
Forever and ever, or not...

00:39:53.265 --> 00:39:54.767
Whoa!

00:39:57.311 --> 00:40:00.272
Pepé! Whoa...

00:40:00.356 --> 00:40:04.318
If any person, living or dead,

00:40:04.402 --> 00:40:08.697
can show just cause as to why
these two may not be joined together,

00:40:08.781 --> 00:40:11.158
- let them spook now or for...
- Yeah, don't get me started.

00:40:11.242 --> 00:40:13.202
- Don't get him started.
- If I had a nickel.

00:40:13.285 --> 00:40:15.246
- I don't know where to begin.
- I don't,

00:40:15.329 --> 00:40:17.581
- but alberta has something...
- Silence!

00:40:17.665 --> 00:40:18.958
- Congratulations.
- Can I...

00:40:19.041 --> 00:40:20.601
- True love.
- Where are you registered?

00:40:20.626 --> 00:40:22.002
Can I summer with you?

00:40:29.093 --> 00:40:33.305
Yes, now, let's see, where was I?

00:40:33.389 --> 00:40:36.725
Mmm, yes. I did the preamble.

00:40:36.809 --> 00:40:41.689
It was exquisite, wasn't it?
Objections. Extensive.

00:40:41.772 --> 00:40:43.357
Hmm...

00:40:43.441 --> 00:40:47.570
I believe that you two have prepared
some special little vows for each other.

00:40:47.653 --> 00:40:48.696
Yes, yes, yes, we have.

00:40:48.779 --> 00:40:51.532
Um, would you like
to go first, my dearest?

00:41:02.460 --> 00:41:03.502
Whoa!

00:41:05.796 --> 00:41:07.548
Okay, if you insist. I'll go.

00:41:07.631 --> 00:41:12.261
Pepé, my one and only... mmm...

00:41:13.429 --> 00:41:15.681
My sixth love.

00:41:15.764 --> 00:41:17.933
My... no, my jumbo prawn.

00:41:22.813 --> 00:41:26.066
- Ah-ha!
- My king everything.

00:41:29.361 --> 00:41:33.949
And finally,
we come to the big moment.

00:41:34.033 --> 00:41:35.784
Pepé. I'm coming for ya.

00:41:35.868 --> 00:41:38.746
Do you, pepé the king prawn,

00:41:38.829 --> 00:41:43.167
take constance hatchaway
to be your awfully wedded wife?

00:41:43.250 --> 00:41:44.335
Pepé.

00:41:47.171 --> 00:41:49.256
Oh, no!

00:41:49.340 --> 00:41:51.175
In sickness and in heck.

00:41:54.220 --> 00:41:56.055
- Whoa!
- For eternity.

00:41:59.517 --> 00:42:00.726
Till death...

00:42:00.809 --> 00:42:02.019
Coochie coochie coo!

00:42:03.062 --> 00:42:05.439
<i>Arriba!</i>

00:42:05.523 --> 00:42:06.524
I'm comin', pepé!

00:42:06.607 --> 00:42:08.150
Do your parts.

00:42:14.240 --> 00:42:17.660
Stop! Pepé, stop! You're gonna be
trapped in this house forever!

00:42:17.743 --> 00:42:19.411
- Hmm.
- Ah! He's right.

00:42:19.495 --> 00:42:21.121
And to be perfectly honest, dear fellow,

00:42:21.205 --> 00:42:22.706
it's not all wakes and weddings.

00:42:22.790 --> 00:42:26.794
- But she loves me. She calls me "jumbo."
- Yes.

00:42:26.877 --> 00:42:28.420
Pepé, remember sunrise.

00:42:28.504 --> 00:42:31.882
Hey! How dare you
interrupt my wedding?

00:42:31.966 --> 00:42:36.595
Oh, yeah? Well, I have faced my fears,
and homicidal brides are not on the list.

00:42:36.679 --> 00:42:39.640
Okay. What's happening here?

00:42:39.723 --> 00:42:43.185
This was definitely not in the rehearsal.

00:42:43.269 --> 00:42:46.313
- What?
- Oh, that's it. I'm out.

00:42:49.149 --> 00:42:50.734
Oh, boy! Oh, boy!

00:42:50.818 --> 00:42:52.444
What are you doing, you little...

00:42:52.528 --> 00:42:53.529
Pepé, let's go.

00:42:54.238 --> 00:42:55.406
I got ya, buddy.

00:42:55.489 --> 00:42:57.449
Gonzo!

00:43:04.415 --> 00:43:10.462
No! My love.

00:43:14.091 --> 00:43:15.676
Oh.

00:43:17.511 --> 00:43:21.307
I didn't expect to see you two... alive.

00:43:22.600 --> 00:43:24.143
How was the party?

00:43:24.226 --> 00:43:26.103
Wasn't a party! It was for reals!

00:43:28.063 --> 00:43:30.107
I guess I'll have to start over.

00:43:35.070 --> 00:43:37.656
- I'm not a shrimp. I'm a king... oh!
- No time!

00:43:37.740 --> 00:43:39.491
Come on, come on, come on, come on!

00:43:40.909 --> 00:43:43.829
Don't go. Don't go, stay!
Stay, it's such a fun place.

00:43:43.912 --> 00:43:45.873
Do you want an encore? I'll sing for you.

00:43:45.956 --> 00:43:48.125
No, no, there's s'more.

00:43:48.208 --> 00:43:49.585
Bring me some tacos!

00:43:49.668 --> 00:43:53.005
Don't go. Stay. Stay! I'll write to you.

00:43:53.088 --> 00:43:55.049
Let's go!

00:43:57.176 --> 00:43:59.303
No! I'm too young.

00:43:59.386 --> 00:44:01.430
- Gentlemen, you...
- Didn't make it.

00:44:01.513 --> 00:44:04.391
No, no, no. So many ladies to love.

00:44:04.475 --> 00:44:08.145
- Dances to do. Monies to make.
- Whoa!

00:44:08.228 --> 00:44:10.606
Why do I keep burping up little legs?

00:44:10.689 --> 00:44:12.775
You are both...

00:44:13.901 --> 00:44:14.902
Free to go!

00:44:14.985 --> 00:44:16.487
I... but... what?

00:44:16.570 --> 00:44:18.572
- Did you say free to go?
- Indeed.

00:44:19.990 --> 00:44:23.994
You did what no one else
has done before, Gonzo.

00:44:24.078 --> 00:44:26.830
- Crash my wedding?
- I had to, pepé.

00:44:26.914 --> 00:44:29.708
She was gonna trap you
and torment you forever.

00:44:30.668 --> 00:44:33.379
But what did you know about love?
You're dating a chicken.

00:44:33.462 --> 00:44:38.384
Gonzo, you performed the greatest feat
a soul could ever achieve.

00:44:39.259 --> 00:44:44.348
You faced your fear.
And that is the greatest act of all.

00:44:45.933 --> 00:44:47.226
Something...

00:44:48.394 --> 00:44:49.395
I could never do.

00:44:50.229 --> 00:44:52.856
- Oh...
- You are the great macguffin!

00:44:57.528 --> 00:44:58.904
Give us a kiss, huh?

00:44:58.987 --> 00:45:02.449
Okay, this is the creepiest thing
I've seen all night. Let's go.

00:45:03.242 --> 00:45:06.537
Huh. Well, I guess
you can't come with us, right?

00:45:07.246 --> 00:45:09.039
I've made peace with my fate.

00:45:09.123 --> 00:45:10.666
This is my home.

00:45:11.583 --> 00:45:14.586
These are my friends now.

00:45:14.670 --> 00:45:17.464
Well, it's such an honor to meet you, sir.

00:45:17.548 --> 00:45:21.468
Some magician.
You don't even do any tricks.

00:45:21.885 --> 00:45:24.054
Pick a card. Any card.

00:45:26.807 --> 00:45:30.936
"Bravo, Gonzo!
You are the greatest! Macguffin."

00:45:31.562 --> 00:45:34.022
Wow!

00:45:36.191 --> 00:45:38.694
Whoa...

00:45:44.533 --> 00:45:46.994
She came back.

00:45:47.077 --> 00:45:51.123
My lord of Friday. This is a first.
You boys have a good time?

00:45:51.206 --> 00:45:56.253
It was terrifying. I loved it.

00:45:56.336 --> 00:45:59.006
I am never partying
with you again.

00:46:00.549 --> 00:46:01.592
I ate spiders.

00:46:02.468 --> 00:46:04.219
Sorry I missed it.

00:46:04.303 --> 00:46:05.345
- Gonzo?
- Hmm?

00:46:06.263 --> 00:46:07.931
<i>Gracias,</i> my friend.

00:46:08.015 --> 00:46:09.266
You're welcome, pal.

00:46:10.642 --> 00:46:13.645
Well, hop in, boys.
It's gonna be a beautiful morning.

00:46:13.729 --> 00:46:16.482
- Let's go.
- Okay.

00:46:17.483 --> 00:46:18.984
Hurry back.

00:46:19.067 --> 00:46:23.822
Hurry back. Hurry back, my sweet.

00:46:26.992 --> 00:46:29.828
- Hi, Kermit.
<i>- Hey, Gonzo. How'd it go last night?</i>

00:46:29.912 --> 00:46:32.080
- Wait till you hear.
- I almost got married.

00:46:32.164 --> 00:46:33.999
<i>Been there, done that.</i>

00:46:34.082 --> 00:46:35.876
<i>Say, you guys comin' over for breakfast?</i>

00:46:35.959 --> 00:46:37.169
We're on our way over.

00:46:37.252 --> 00:46:40.005
<i>Oh, good. Oh, why don't you
bring your friends with ya?</i>

00:46:40.088 --> 00:46:41.882
Friends? What friends?

00:48:19.688 --> 00:48:21.356
- Go. Hey.
- Hey.

00:48:21.440 --> 00:48:22.524
Hey now!

00:48:23.567 --> 00:48:26.778
- Yeah.
- Oh, baby!

00:48:31.241 --> 00:48:33.452
Rock out!

00:48:47.007 --> 00:48:48.383
Come on. Everybody sing.

00:49:01.772 --> 00:49:03.815
- One more time.
- Whoo!

00:49:23.502 --> 00:49:25.796
That was so upsetting.

00:49:25.879 --> 00:49:27.965
My whole life just passed before my eyes.

00:49:28.048 --> 00:49:30.634
- How was it?
- Better than what we just watched!

00:49:33.053 --> 00:49:34.846
Go home! Oh, wait, they are home.

00:49:34.870 --> 00:49:45.870
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