WEBVTT 00:01:33.642 --> 00:01:44.642 ..:: Presented By ZarFilm Website ::.. ‏.:: www.bolboljan.net ::. 00:01:47.066 --> 00:01:48.667 Oh, Jesus. 00:01:48.701 --> 00:01:50.612 Why are we ruining this Christmas with this shit? 00:01:50.636 --> 00:01:53.705 I love this song. It's cute. It's Christmasy. 00:01:53.739 --> 00:01:57.075 For fallen off the fucking wagon? 00:01:57.109 --> 00:01:58.543 Bit unfair. 00:01:58.577 --> 00:02:00.512 You'd have to be pissed to stomach this. 00:02:00.546 --> 00:02:02.724 Yeah, well, you know, I've got to stomach a lot more sober, 00:02:02.748 --> 00:02:04.749 including your old schoolmates, trust me. 00:02:39.151 --> 00:02:41.619 Thank fuck we don't have to wear these ghastly 00:02:41.653 --> 00:02:42.787 Christmas jumpers again. 00:02:42.821 --> 00:02:44.422 Oh, what a shame. 00:02:44.456 --> 00:02:45.867 Thought we all looked rather splendid. 00:02:45.891 --> 00:02:48.893 Oh, of course you did, darling. 00:02:48.927 --> 00:02:52.797 How's our little Sleeping Beauty? 00:02:56.702 --> 00:02:59.604 Oh, Prince Charming. 00:02:59.638 --> 00:03:02.974 Thank you, darling. 00:03:03.008 --> 00:03:04.576 Mwah. 00:03:14.953 --> 00:03:17.689 Darling, Nell adores you. 00:03:17.723 --> 00:03:20.592 Well, last year, she sat me at the kid's table. 00:03:20.626 --> 00:03:22.961 I'm so sorry. 00:03:28.467 --> 00:03:30.135 We don't have to go. 00:03:30.169 --> 00:03:31.936 We could go anywhere. 00:03:31.970 --> 00:03:35.540 We could turn around, just you and me. 00:03:35.574 --> 00:03:39.177 Oh, sweetheart, I love you. 00:03:39.211 --> 00:03:41.813 But Nell's like a sister to me. 00:03:41.847 --> 00:03:44.949 I couldn't abandon them this Christmas. 00:03:57.863 --> 00:03:59.564 Ooh, shit, fuck, oh, fuck! 00:03:59.598 --> 00:04:00.899 Fly! 00:04:04.870 --> 00:04:07.005 Fuck! 00:04:07.039 --> 00:04:09.140 Fuck! 00:04:16.782 --> 00:04:19.517 God, I love Christmas songs. 00:04:19.551 --> 00:04:22.520 You know you know it! You know it! Just sing it! 00:04:28.694 --> 00:04:30.228 - Mom! - Yeah? 00:04:30.262 --> 00:04:33.031 I've cut myself, Mom. Fuck! 00:04:33.065 --> 00:04:34.699 I'm coming! 00:04:50.949 --> 00:04:53.084 I'm coming, I'm coming. 00:04:53.118 --> 00:04:54.519 Did you find a plaster? 00:04:54.553 --> 00:04:56.821 No. 00:04:56.855 --> 00:04:58.957 Did you bleed on the carrots? 00:04:58.991 --> 00:05:01.826 Really, Mom? 00:05:01.860 --> 00:05:02.894 Will I die? 00:05:02.928 --> 00:05:04.696 Yeah, probably. 00:05:04.730 --> 00:05:06.731 Give it. 00:05:06.765 --> 00:05:08.800 - Oh, Mom! - Oh, you'll be fine. 00:05:08.834 --> 00:05:10.101 Did you rinse them first? 00:05:10.135 --> 00:05:11.636 Yep, and the parsnips. 00:05:11.670 --> 00:05:13.938 - Where are your brothers. - Uh, on the PlayStation. 00:05:13.972 --> 00:05:16.274 Bastards. They're supposed to be in the bath. 00:05:16.309 --> 00:05:18.243 We haven't got long, Mom. 00:05:18.278 --> 00:05:20.211 I know, darling. 00:05:20.245 --> 00:05:21.880 They'll be here soon. 00:05:21.914 --> 00:05:25.216 Oh, shit, I'm not a fucking waitress. 00:05:25.250 --> 00:05:26.918 Belinda's still in there. 00:05:26.952 --> 00:05:28.920 She won't bloody leave. 00:05:28.954 --> 00:05:30.255 Haven't made enough. 00:05:30.290 --> 00:05:32.557 You sure your mother wants them let out? 00:05:32.591 --> 00:05:34.893 She thinks it's kinder if the foxes get them first. 00:05:34.927 --> 00:05:36.995 - Yeah, maybe. - You promised you'd let me 00:05:37.029 --> 00:05:38.763 light the fireworks later. 00:05:38.797 --> 00:05:40.732 Yes, I said I would. 00:05:40.766 --> 00:05:42.267 You look great. 00:05:42.302 --> 00:05:44.603 Ooh, ooh. 00:05:45.637 --> 00:05:47.005 D... 00:05:48.941 --> 00:05:50.542 Oh, shit, where are the boys? 00:05:50.576 --> 00:05:52.043 Uh, on PlayStation. 00:05:52.077 --> 00:05:53.745 Bastards. 00:05:54.314 --> 00:05:56.848 - I could... - Boys! Bath! 00:05:59.117 --> 00:06:01.586 You look perfect. 00:06:04.222 --> 00:06:06.124 I don't hear a lot of movement! 00:06:11.663 --> 00:06:14.165 Come on, Belinda. Be free and be brave. 00:06:21.307 --> 00:06:24.943 Oh, and remember no TV, okay? 00:06:24.977 --> 00:06:28.280 And no iPhones, no Googling, and, for the love of God, 00:06:28.314 --> 00:06:29.991 no arguing with Kitty. I think she's annoying 00:06:30.015 --> 00:06:31.749 but just make an effort, all right? 00:06:31.783 --> 00:06:33.885 - She's a pain in the ass, Dad. - Language, Thomas. 00:06:33.919 --> 00:06:35.119 You said we could. 00:06:35.153 --> 00:06:36.654 Yeah, I know, but there's now need 00:06:36.688 --> 00:06:38.189 to get carried away, chaps. Come on. 00:06:38.223 --> 00:06:40.258 Is Kitty allowed to swear? 00:06:40.293 --> 00:06:41.793 Probably. 00:06:41.827 --> 00:06:43.362 You said everyone was allowed to swear. 00:06:43.396 --> 00:06:44.829 Yeah, I did. 00:06:46.898 --> 00:06:50.268 Oh, Jesus, they're early. 00:06:50.303 --> 00:06:51.970 This is important. 00:06:52.004 --> 00:06:54.706 Don't drown. How do I look good? 00:06:54.740 --> 00:06:55.840 - Good. - Good. 00:06:55.874 --> 00:06:57.376 That's why I love you. 00:06:57.410 --> 00:07:00.312 Right, it's not time for a soak, so hurry up, chaps. 00:07:14.126 --> 00:07:16.628 Oh, fuck. Sing to me. 00:07:16.662 --> 00:07:18.597 Yes, darling? 00:07:20.732 --> 00:07:22.133 They're beautiful. Thank you. 00:07:22.167 --> 00:07:23.911 Sandra picked them from the neighbor's garden. 00:07:23.935 --> 00:07:25.337 It didn't take her very long. 00:07:25.371 --> 00:07:26.771 Oh, okay, lovely. 00:07:26.805 --> 00:07:28.973 - Ah, Kitty. - Is the sticky toffee 00:07:29.007 --> 00:07:31.075 pudding ready? 00:07:31.109 --> 00:07:34.279 Sandra promised that there would be sticky toffee pudding. 00:07:34.313 --> 00:07:35.381 Yes, absolutely. 00:07:35.415 --> 00:07:37.383 Where's Art? 00:07:37.417 --> 00:07:39.217 Uh... 00:07:39.251 --> 00:07:40.818 ♪ Da-da-da-da-da-da ♪ 00:07:40.852 --> 00:07:42.020 Wow. 00:07:42.054 --> 00:07:43.821 Kitty's university fund. 00:07:43.855 --> 00:07:45.823 Oh, why didn't I think of that? 00:07:45.857 --> 00:07:47.225 You did saved me your old room? 00:07:47.259 --> 00:07:49.260 Fucking sticky toffee pudding, I forgot. 00:07:49.295 --> 00:07:50.995 - Oh, no, fuck. - Sorry. 00:07:51.029 --> 00:07:54.065 She's gonna kill me. Tony! 00:07:54.099 --> 00:07:56.100 Tony? 00:07:56.134 --> 00:07:59.270 - Tony. - Yes, mother? 00:07:59.305 --> 00:08:01.773 Nell forgot toffee. 00:08:01.807 --> 00:08:03.107 - Oh, crumbs. - What? 00:08:03.141 --> 00:08:05.411 Kidding. Your mom's kidding. Come on. 00:08:05.445 --> 00:08:06.844 Let's find Art. 00:08:06.878 --> 00:08:08.246 Go to the garage, darling. 00:08:08.281 --> 00:08:10.948 There's a Tesco drive-in right down the road. 00:08:10.982 --> 00:08:12.250 What if it's shut? 00:08:12.285 --> 00:08:13.885 Find a mallet. Break a fucking window! 00:08:13.919 --> 00:08:15.421 - I don't know. - I suppose so. 00:08:15.455 --> 00:08:17.322 - Simon, have you got a mallet? - What? 00:08:17.356 --> 00:08:19.358 Simon? 00:08:19.392 --> 00:08:20.959 Art? 00:08:25.465 --> 00:08:27.699 Art? 00:08:28.734 --> 00:08:30.268 You need a hand, darling? 00:08:30.303 --> 00:08:32.203 Um, yeah, actually. 00:08:32.237 --> 00:08:35.139 If you could just grab one and wait. 00:08:35.173 --> 00:08:36.274 All right. 00:08:36.309 --> 00:08:37.476 Oh! 00:08:37.510 --> 00:08:39.110 Mm! 00:08:40.379 --> 00:08:42.113 Oh. 00:08:42.147 --> 00:08:43.981 Darling. 00:08:44.015 --> 00:08:45.783 You look impossibly beautiful as ever. 00:08:45.817 --> 00:08:47.319 Thank you, my love. 00:08:47.353 --> 00:08:51.356 Where's Sandra? I want room before she nabs it. 00:08:51.390 --> 00:08:53.292 Oh. 00:08:53.326 --> 00:08:54.759 - What?! - I know. 00:08:54.793 --> 00:08:55.860 - Oh. - I know, I know. 00:08:55.894 --> 00:08:56.994 Oh, my God. 00:08:57.028 --> 00:08:58.930 Oh, Alex didn't have to pay. 00:08:58.964 --> 00:09:01.099 We had a rather regretful exchange with an Arab lady 00:09:01.133 --> 00:09:03.167 and her surprisingly fierce bodyguard. 00:09:03.201 --> 00:09:05.304 - Oh, happened?! - Oh, yeah, Alex got caught 00:09:05.338 --> 00:09:06.305 in the crossfire. 00:09:06.339 --> 00:09:07.739 It was very un-PC of me, 00:09:07.773 --> 00:09:10.775 smacking a lady in a burqa. 00:09:10.809 --> 00:09:12.176 Does it hurt? 00:09:12.210 --> 00:09:14.011 Um, yeah, it does. 00:09:14.045 --> 00:09:15.780 Does it? 00:09:15.814 --> 00:09:17.416 - Why did you say something? - I did. 00:09:17.450 --> 00:09:19.451 Oh, God. Is Kitty here? 00:09:19.485 --> 00:09:21.487 With a bow in her hair. 00:09:21.521 --> 00:09:23.988 Slightly hoping they'd put her down already. 00:09:24.022 --> 00:09:25.524 Behave. 00:09:25.558 --> 00:09:27.436 Remember, tonight is all about love and forgiveness. 00:09:27.460 --> 00:09:30.295 Oh, exciting. Who are we forgiving? 00:09:30.329 --> 00:09:32.897 Ourselves, of course. 00:09:32.931 --> 00:09:34.999 Oh, yeah. 00:09:35.033 --> 00:09:37.902 Oh, thank you for coming, sweetheart. 00:09:37.936 --> 00:09:39.914 I don't know what we would have done without Bella. 00:09:39.938 --> 00:09:41.340 Mind you, she's very naughty. 00:09:41.374 --> 00:09:43.808 She should have stolen something for you, too. 00:09:46.512 --> 00:09:48.347 Art? 00:09:56.289 --> 00:09:57.822 - Hi. - What the fuck? 00:09:57.856 --> 00:09:59.324 Get the fuck out, Kitty. 00:09:59.358 --> 00:10:01.460 Nope. I want to watch. 00:10:01.494 --> 00:10:04.463 My mother said since tonight is a special occasion, 00:10:04.497 --> 00:10:06.465 you have to be especially nice to me. 00:10:06.499 --> 00:10:09.167 - No fucking way. - Swearing is common. 00:10:09.201 --> 00:10:12.371 - Out mom swears. - Exactly. 00:10:12.405 --> 00:10:14.071 - What's going on? - They made me. 00:10:14.105 --> 00:10:15.541 - No, we didn't. - No, we didn't. 00:10:15.575 --> 00:10:17.875 Shut the fuck up, Kitty. We all know you're full of shit. 00:10:17.909 --> 00:10:19.511 - Excuse me? - I said shut the fuck up. 00:10:19.545 --> 00:10:22.080 Mum! 00:10:28.454 --> 00:10:30.888 Are you coping, darling? Yes? 00:10:30.922 --> 00:10:32.957 Yeah, just. 00:10:32.991 --> 00:10:34.225 The boys upset? 00:10:34.259 --> 00:10:35.827 Uh, well, they will be 00:10:35.861 --> 00:10:37.406 when they see I don't have enough potatoes. 00:10:37.430 --> 00:10:38.963 You're worried about potatoes? 00:10:38.997 --> 00:10:42.501 Yes. Waitrose was empty, and James eats a lot. 00:10:42.535 --> 00:10:44.836 Well, Sophie doesn't. 00:10:44.870 --> 00:10:46.103 God, how's she do it? 00:10:46.137 --> 00:10:47.539 Remember how hard we tried? 00:10:47.573 --> 00:10:49.207 Coke helped, and then the kids came. 00:10:49.241 --> 00:10:50.609 It was kids or coke. 00:10:50.643 --> 00:10:52.243 You wanted to be anorexic? 00:10:52.278 --> 00:10:55.847 She looked great. You looked great. 00:10:55.881 --> 00:10:58.082 Sandra wants me to apologize to Kitty. 00:10:58.116 --> 00:10:59.551 Did you call her a cunt? 00:10:59.585 --> 00:11:01.195 Because we said that that word was out of bounds. 00:11:01.219 --> 00:11:02.354 You should have done. 00:11:02.388 --> 00:11:05.056 Art! Apologize. 00:11:05.090 --> 00:11:08.159 It's Christmas, darling. What would baby Jesus say? 00:11:09.662 --> 00:11:11.463 You're joking, right? 00:11:19.438 --> 00:11:20.905 Sorry, Kitty. 00:11:20.939 --> 00:11:22.608 Good boy, Art. You're such a good boy. 00:11:22.642 --> 00:11:24.276 You just called me an asshole. 00:11:24.310 --> 00:11:26.244 Well, you can be. 00:11:28.314 --> 00:11:29.981 - What, I... - Sorry. 00:11:30.015 --> 00:11:34.151 All right, all right, come on, piss off, piss off. 00:11:34.185 --> 00:11:35.654 That doesn't mean you won, okay? 00:11:35.688 --> 00:11:38.923 Just little stripper. Look at this. 00:11:38.957 --> 00:11:40.559 Oh, I took Nell's room. 00:11:40.593 --> 00:11:43.027 You don't mind, do you? 00:11:43.061 --> 00:11:44.463 Fine. 00:11:47.165 --> 00:11:48.443 Oh, can I have sparkling water, please? 00:11:48.467 --> 00:11:51.437 Oh, shit, yes, sorry. Of course. Um... 00:11:56.609 --> 00:11:58.344 Fanta. 00:12:00.446 --> 00:12:02.079 You like Fanta, darling. 00:12:02.113 --> 00:12:04.181 Do I? 00:12:04.215 --> 00:12:07.352 I'm so sorry. All of the water was gone, even the shit stuff. 00:12:07.386 --> 00:12:09.455 Did Lizzy call? 00:12:11.357 --> 00:12:13.925 I thought Lizzy was coming. 00:12:13.959 --> 00:12:15.560 Bella, you said Lizzy was coming. 00:12:15.594 --> 00:12:18.029 Bella? 00:12:19.632 --> 00:12:21.433 - Did you invite her? - Did you? 00:12:21.467 --> 00:12:25.002 Yes, I said, "Don't forget to call Lizzy." 00:12:25.036 --> 00:12:27.606 No, no, you did not. You said you would call Lizzy. 00:12:27.640 --> 00:12:32.143 Why would I call her? I don't like her. 00:12:32.177 --> 00:12:34.546 Don't you? 00:12:34.580 --> 00:12:36.080 I've never liked her. 00:12:36.114 --> 00:12:37.516 No, she hasn't. 00:12:37.550 --> 00:12:39.951 Doesn't mean I want her to be alone, though, 00:12:39.985 --> 00:12:41.453 Fuck. 00:12:41.487 --> 00:12:43.355 I would have put up with her. 00:12:43.389 --> 00:12:44.723 I really like Lizzy. 00:12:44.757 --> 00:12:47.659 And that is why I love you, darling. 00:12:47.693 --> 00:12:51.430 Always so generous. 00:12:51.464 --> 00:12:53.998 Every inch of you, generous. 00:12:56.201 --> 00:12:58.069 Do you guys have a lot of sex? 00:12:58.103 --> 00:13:01.005 Yeah, loads. Fucking loads, 00:13:01.039 --> 00:13:02.341 Don't we? 00:13:02.375 --> 00:13:05.444 - Exhausting. - God, exhausting. 00:13:11.216 --> 00:13:13.217 - Just give me one sec. - You sure? 00:13:13.251 --> 00:13:14.453 I'll meet you in there, yeah. 00:13:14.487 --> 00:13:16.253 I'm fine, I'm fine. Just one second. 00:13:16.288 --> 00:13:18.122 Okay. 00:13:22.193 --> 00:13:23.428 Nell! 00:13:23.462 --> 00:13:26.263 - Oh, James! - Smells gorgeous in here. 00:13:26.298 --> 00:13:28.333 - Oh, thank you. - You look amazing. 00:13:28.367 --> 00:13:31.235 Do I? I don't look old? God, we're all getting old. 00:13:31.269 --> 00:13:32.537 We were getting old. 00:13:34.039 --> 00:13:35.272 - Hi. - Oh, hi, Sophie! 00:13:35.307 --> 00:13:37.642 I didn't see you. Oh, let me take this. 00:13:37.676 --> 00:13:39.511 God, come in. You must be freezing. 00:13:39.545 --> 00:13:41.780 Why? Oh, don't bother. 00:13:41.814 --> 00:13:44.015 James told me you all think I'm anorexic. 00:13:44.049 --> 00:13:47.151 - James, no we don't! - Yes, we do, darling. 00:13:47.185 --> 00:13:48.353 Hi, Sandra. 00:13:48.387 --> 00:13:50.622 Oh. How old are you again? 00:13:50.656 --> 00:13:52.491 You asked me that last time. 00:13:52.525 --> 00:13:55.159 - Oh, did I? - Yes. 00:13:55.193 --> 00:13:57.529 - Ah! - Sandra. 00:14:02.067 --> 00:14:03.702 Charming. 00:14:03.736 --> 00:14:05.704 Uh, let him go, sweetheart. 00:14:05.738 --> 00:14:07.606 Oh, do I have to? 00:14:07.640 --> 00:14:10.241 Uh, is Kitty here? 00:14:10.276 --> 00:14:13.312 Of course. She couldn't exactly leave her at home, could she? 00:14:14.280 --> 00:14:16.180 - No. - No. 00:14:16.214 --> 00:14:17.582 No, no, of course not, 00:14:17.616 --> 00:14:19.518 especially because we made a pact. 00:14:19.552 --> 00:14:23.722 - I didn't make a pact. - Oh, we did. 00:14:23.756 --> 00:14:26.591 Uh, tonight is all about truth and love. 00:14:26.625 --> 00:14:28.259 And, you know, you're with James, 00:14:28.294 --> 00:14:30.295 so that counts as making a pact, right, darling? 00:14:30.329 --> 00:14:33.064 Fuck. Where's Lizzy? 00:14:47.646 --> 00:14:49.815 Come on, pooch. 00:14:49.849 --> 00:14:51.516 We make tremendous criminals. 00:14:51.550 --> 00:14:53.452 That felt so bloody good. 00:14:53.486 --> 00:14:55.420 - Tony? Tony? - Yes, my love? 00:14:55.454 --> 00:14:58.089 Oh, you got them. Excellent! Well done! 00:14:58.123 --> 00:15:01.326 Pass them over. James and Sophie are fighting. 00:15:01.360 --> 00:15:02.471 James and Sophie are fighting. 00:15:02.495 --> 00:15:04.162 Ooh. 00:15:04.730 --> 00:15:07.432 You haven't. You haven't told them? 00:15:07.466 --> 00:15:09.868 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 00:15:09.902 --> 00:15:11.303 Shh. 00:15:11.337 --> 00:15:13.204 Shh. Shh. Shh. Shh. Shh. 00:15:13.238 --> 00:15:15.272 How old is she again? 00:15:15.307 --> 00:15:17.375 - 15. - She can't be 15. 00:15:17.409 --> 00:15:19.544 Okay, 20. 00:15:19.578 --> 00:15:21.346 How am I supposed to feel? 00:15:21.380 --> 00:15:23.648 Are you ashamed? 00:15:23.682 --> 00:15:26.217 Why would I be ashamed? 00:15:26.251 --> 00:15:28.753 - Is it like a posh thing? - What? No. 00:15:28.787 --> 00:15:30.889 I've just noticed posh people like to keep secrets. 00:15:30.923 --> 00:15:34.225 It's... it's depressing. 00:15:34.259 --> 00:15:35.527 It's depressing? 00:15:35.561 --> 00:15:38.530 I mean, it's painful for them. 00:15:38.564 --> 00:15:40.832 They don't have a choice, Sophie. 00:15:40.866 --> 00:15:42.567 - Yes, they do. - They don't. 00:15:42.601 --> 00:15:44.135 Well, they do. 00:15:44.169 --> 00:15:46.304 They don't, and they wouldn't understand. 00:15:46.338 --> 00:15:48.206 What wouldn't we understand? 00:15:50.376 --> 00:15:52.209 Trivial pursuits. 00:15:52.243 --> 00:15:55.480 You are unbelievably bad at the geography questions. 00:15:55.514 --> 00:15:57.526 So I didn't bring it because I didn't want to embarrass you. 00:15:57.550 --> 00:15:59.584 But I'm really fucking good. At articulate. 00:15:59.618 --> 00:16:01.319 Alright, show me. 00:16:01.353 --> 00:16:02.931 - Salt and pepper? - Ah, salt and pepper. 00:16:02.955 --> 00:16:05.222 Here, yes, and spoons, yes. 00:16:05.256 --> 00:16:07.593 And yeah, spoons. 00:16:10.563 --> 00:16:12.497 Thank you. 00:16:12.531 --> 00:16:14.367 - Cheers. - Cheers. 00:16:18.437 --> 00:16:20.572 - Merry Christmas. - Happy Christmas. 00:16:20.606 --> 00:16:24.442 At least we won't have to play trivial pursuits, right? 00:16:24.476 --> 00:16:26.512 Oh, are we not? 00:17:19.498 --> 00:17:20.999 Oh, marvelous. 00:17:21.033 --> 00:17:25.403 It's just one potato each. I'm really sorry. 00:17:25.437 --> 00:17:26.514 It's just one for everyone? 00:17:26.538 --> 00:17:28.407 Yes. 00:17:31.277 --> 00:17:32.577 What, so just half for the boys? 00:17:32.611 --> 00:17:33.955 There's one, there's one for everyone. 00:17:33.979 --> 00:17:35.981 - They're half our size. - One. 00:17:38.384 --> 00:17:39.918 Mm. 00:17:44.690 --> 00:17:47.492 Real crunchy. 00:17:48.327 --> 00:17:49.967 - Shall we say, Grace? - What a good idea. 00:17:49.995 --> 00:17:51.563 - What a good idea. - Yes! 00:17:51.597 --> 00:17:53.431 - Lovely, lovely. - Good idea. 00:17:53.465 --> 00:17:54.967 Right. 00:17:55.501 --> 00:17:59.938 - Simon? - Sure. Um... 00:17:59.972 --> 00:18:01.773 Where to start? Uh... 00:18:01.807 --> 00:18:02.974 God. 00:18:03.008 --> 00:18:05.677 God, yes, dear God. 00:18:05.711 --> 00:18:09.648 May we thank you for my wife's culinary talents? 00:18:09.682 --> 00:18:11.049 - Mm-hmm. - Um... 00:18:11.083 --> 00:18:14.720 Also an important, uh... 00:18:15.988 --> 00:18:18.923 Um... 00:18:18.957 --> 00:18:20.625 For our beautiful friends, 00:18:20.659 --> 00:18:22.727 Yes. 00:18:22.761 --> 00:18:25.330 For our beautiful children. 00:18:25.364 --> 00:18:27.666 And for the food on our table, 00:18:27.700 --> 00:18:30.935 for the lives that we've shared. 00:18:30.969 --> 00:18:33.772 For... 00:18:33.806 --> 00:18:36.708 Oh, for, uh... 00:18:36.742 --> 00:18:38.777 the promise of love. 00:18:38.811 --> 00:18:40.412 And happiness. 00:18:40.446 --> 00:18:42.781 And health and safety, health and safety. 00:18:42.815 --> 00:18:45.684 In your in your beautiful, really beautiful... 00:18:45.718 --> 00:18:47.762 Fun! Let's not forget how fun it's going to be up there. 00:18:47.786 --> 00:18:51.556 In your in your fun, beautiful, safe... 00:18:51.590 --> 00:18:53.658 Kingdom. Amen. 00:18:53.692 --> 00:18:54.793 - Amen. - Amen. 00:18:54.827 --> 00:18:56.027 - Amen. - Amen! 00:18:56.061 --> 00:18:57.629 - Let's eat. - Alright. 00:18:57.663 --> 00:19:00.799 - Crack on, everyone. - Yummy. 00:19:03.135 --> 00:19:05.403 - I... - Where is the gravy? 00:19:05.437 --> 00:19:09.107 - Here comes the gravy boat. - Lovely. 00:19:12.578 --> 00:19:14.646 - Delicious, darling. - Really lovely. 00:19:14.680 --> 00:19:16.014 - Terrific. - Really, really good. 00:19:16.048 --> 00:19:17.582 Did anyone watch the Queen's speech? 00:19:17.616 --> 00:19:19.060 - Didn't see it myself. - Well, she's clearly 00:19:19.084 --> 00:19:20.752 in some bunker set up, you know? 00:19:20.786 --> 00:19:23.355 Filled with tins of baked beans and dog food. 00:19:23.389 --> 00:19:25.790 - Oh. - Absolutely. 00:19:25.824 --> 00:19:29.494 No. Who'd want to live in a hole and eat dog food for 100 years? 00:19:29.528 --> 00:19:32.130 Dog food for the, uh, dogs, darling. 00:19:32.164 --> 00:19:34.966 Oh. Sorry. 00:19:37.536 --> 00:19:39.804 Knock yourselves out, boys. 00:19:39.838 --> 00:19:42.474 I don't think she's in a hole with dog food. 00:19:42.508 --> 00:19:43.948 I mean, I heard her. She sounded sad. 00:19:43.976 --> 00:19:47.846 She's an old woman, so it's fine. 00:19:47.880 --> 00:19:49.648 Excuse me? 00:19:51.049 --> 00:19:53.551 Who said it's fine because she's old? 00:19:53.585 --> 00:19:54.929 Oh, come on, Sophie. You know what she means. 00:19:54.953 --> 00:19:57.722 You mean that old people don't matter 00:19:57.756 --> 00:20:00.425 because they've had their time, so now they can die? 00:20:00.459 --> 00:20:04.162 Darling. What's going on? 00:20:04.196 --> 00:20:05.974 I just don't think we should teach our children 00:20:05.998 --> 00:20:07.599 that old people don't matter. 00:20:07.633 --> 00:20:09.501 Our children. 00:20:09.535 --> 00:20:11.870 Maybe Kitty didn't quite mean it... 00:20:11.904 --> 00:20:14.149 - Oh, you wouldn't understand. - What wouldn't she understand? 00:20:14.173 --> 00:20:16.040 Well, you're not parents. 00:20:16.074 --> 00:20:18.042 Oh, of course, of course. Sorry, I forgot. 00:20:18.076 --> 00:20:19.687 Darling, were psychopaths because we've never 00:20:19.711 --> 00:20:21.479 - given birth. - Of course you're not. 00:20:21.513 --> 00:20:23.515 Sandra, just... 00:20:23.549 --> 00:20:26.050 Let's just leave it. Just leave it. 00:20:26.084 --> 00:20:28.052 I mean, how do we measure life 00:20:28.086 --> 00:20:29.821 and who's worth what? 00:20:29.855 --> 00:20:32.991 Well, I'm worth nothing. Completely broke. Not a bean. 00:20:33.025 --> 00:20:36.661 Sorry, darling. I know what you meant. 00:20:36.695 --> 00:20:38.830 Please, let's not fight. 00:20:38.864 --> 00:20:40.575 Especially not before the sticky toffee pudding. 00:20:40.599 --> 00:20:42.534 Right, Kitty? 00:20:42.568 --> 00:20:44.436 Sorry, what is this all about? 00:20:44.470 --> 00:20:45.580 Did someone upset you, darling? 00:20:45.604 --> 00:20:47.172 Sorry, I'm sorry. 00:20:47.206 --> 00:20:50.775 Sophie had a difficult night last night, didn't you, darling? 00:20:50.809 --> 00:20:54.679 - Tell us. - Please don't, Sophie. 00:20:57.216 --> 00:20:59.451 It was horrible. 00:20:59.485 --> 00:21:01.152 How was it horrible? 00:21:01.186 --> 00:21:03.888 Darling, I don't think right now is the time to share. 00:21:03.922 --> 00:21:05.824 We had dinner. 00:21:05.858 --> 00:21:08.927 We sang Celine Dion songs. 00:21:08.961 --> 00:21:13.765 And... and we danced to Britney. 00:21:13.799 --> 00:21:16.000 We laughed. 00:21:16.034 --> 00:21:20.004 And we cried and said that we loved each other. 00:21:20.038 --> 00:21:21.783 - That sounds perfect. - I wanted to be there 00:21:21.807 --> 00:21:24.976 and... and be a witness for them. 00:21:25.010 --> 00:21:27.579 Maybe it sounds stupid, but I wanted them to know 00:21:27.613 --> 00:21:28.980 - that... that... - Yeah, okay. 00:21:29.014 --> 00:21:30.758 - Okay, well done, Sophie. - Somebody that they loved 00:21:30.782 --> 00:21:33.151 - and trusted would witness... - Very honorable. 00:21:33.185 --> 00:21:36.020 Uh, while I'm up, I have an announcement, 00:21:36.054 --> 00:21:38.156 and that is for those that have room, 00:21:38.190 --> 00:21:41.659 there is a delectable cheese plate. 00:21:43.128 --> 00:21:45.230 But, uh also, I think it's time for us 00:21:45.264 --> 00:21:48.467 to raise a glass to the chef. 00:21:50.002 --> 00:21:52.837 To my wife. Love of my life. 00:21:52.871 --> 00:21:54.939 - Nell! - To Nell! 00:21:57.142 --> 00:21:59.944 - Merry Christmas. - Cheers! 00:21:59.978 --> 00:22:02.614 I just think we should be honest with the kids, that's all. 00:22:02.648 --> 00:22:04.249 Jesus Christ. 00:22:08.253 --> 00:22:12.223 Mum hasn't lied to us, and we've seen the news. 00:22:12.257 --> 00:22:13.791 When? 00:22:13.825 --> 00:22:15.693 We know the Russians want us all dead. 00:22:15.727 --> 00:22:18.006 They're sending poisonous gas to kill us all in the morning. 00:22:18.030 --> 00:22:19.731 - The Russians? - What? 00:22:19.765 --> 00:22:22.800 Yeah, they're obsessed with world domination. 00:22:22.834 --> 00:22:25.103 Don't be ridiculous, Kitty. It's not the Russians. 00:22:25.137 --> 00:22:27.805 - It's a planet, Kitty. - It's very upset. 00:22:27.839 --> 00:22:29.707 Kitty, for years, the planet's absorbed 00:22:29.741 --> 00:22:32.010 everyone's filthy rubbish, and it's had enough. 00:22:32.044 --> 00:22:34.579 It can't take it anymore, so it's spitting it back out 00:22:34.613 --> 00:22:36.047 as a "fuck you" to the world, 00:22:36.081 --> 00:22:38.116 - That's right, Kitty. - We've taken the earth 00:22:38.150 --> 00:22:40.184 for granted, haven't we, Dad? 00:22:40.218 --> 00:22:41.920 Mm-hmm. 00:22:41.954 --> 00:22:43.988 Nonsense. It's the Russians sending the gas. 00:22:44.022 --> 00:22:45.800 You can't always blame the fucking Russians, Kitty! 00:22:45.824 --> 00:22:47.725 - Dad, tell Art. - Look, Kitty. 00:22:47.759 --> 00:22:49.827 Greta warned us. She missed all that school. 00:22:49.861 --> 00:22:51.896 She spent weeks seasick. 00:22:51.930 --> 00:22:53.998 She even met Leonardo DiCaprio. 00:22:54.032 --> 00:22:56.935 And still, no one listened to her. 00:22:58.837 --> 00:23:00.171 Sorry. 00:23:00.205 --> 00:23:02.774 You should all be ashamed of yourselves. 00:23:06.745 --> 00:23:09.047 You are such clever, clever boys. 00:23:09.081 --> 00:23:10.792 - I'm clever, too. - Yes, you are, my darling. 00:23:10.816 --> 00:23:13.151 - It's a fucking mess. - Stop swearing. 00:23:13.185 --> 00:23:14.953 - No! - Look, Art. 00:23:14.987 --> 00:23:17.255 It's not all bad. We're still luckier than some. 00:23:17.290 --> 00:23:18.990 Aren't we, Dad? 00:23:19.024 --> 00:23:20.868 At least our government doesn't want us to suffer. 00:23:20.892 --> 00:23:22.794 You mean like those poor African kids who slowly 00:23:22.828 --> 00:23:25.763 bled to death, puking out their guts as the intestines turned 00:23:25.797 --> 00:23:28.300 to bloody mush? You mean like them? 00:23:28.334 --> 00:23:32.338 Yes, because my guts are going to turn to bloody mush. 00:23:32.372 --> 00:23:34.272 How do you know? 00:23:34.307 --> 00:23:37.008 Art, stop it, please. 00:23:37.042 --> 00:23:39.043 It's true, Art. Kitty's right. 00:23:39.077 --> 00:23:41.846 At least our government has a plan. 00:23:41.880 --> 00:23:44.983 It's not a plan, it's a disaster. 00:24:04.303 --> 00:24:07.905 Stage one... toxic inhalation. 00:24:07.939 --> 00:24:12.777 Stage two... attack on the nervous system. 00:24:12.811 --> 00:24:16.948 Stage three... fatal hemorrhaging. 00:24:16.982 --> 00:24:19.150 Take your exit pill, 00:24:19.184 --> 00:24:23.121 avoid suffering, and die with dignity. 00:24:25.190 --> 00:24:28.126 Everyone's life matters. 00:24:28.160 --> 00:24:30.662 We just want to make sure that you understand 00:24:30.696 --> 00:24:33.998 that as your parents, we are not to blame. 00:24:34.032 --> 00:24:36.934 This is not our choice, and this is not our fault. 00:24:36.968 --> 00:24:38.870 I mean, clearly, it's not your fault, either. 00:24:38.904 --> 00:24:40.439 It's... 00:24:40.473 --> 00:24:45.043 But we are not responsible for the poison, the pills... 00:24:45.077 --> 00:24:48.713 We're just trying to do what is best for us all, 00:24:48.747 --> 00:24:52.050 uh, to protect you so that, um... 00:24:52.084 --> 00:24:54.986 so that you don't suffer because suffering is bad. 00:24:55.020 --> 00:24:58.056 And in this case, completely unnecessary. 00:24:58.090 --> 00:24:59.691 Yeah. 00:24:59.725 --> 00:25:02.160 We all deserve to live, especially old people. 00:25:02.194 --> 00:25:03.995 Yeah. 00:25:04.029 --> 00:25:05.897 And we know that this is the right thing to do. 00:25:05.931 --> 00:25:07.131 - Yes. - Don't we? 00:25:07.165 --> 00:25:10.035 - Yes. - Yeah. 00:25:11.069 --> 00:25:13.372 And we love you very much. 00:25:13.406 --> 00:25:15.807 We love you very much. 00:25:16.842 --> 00:25:18.877 You know that we love you, right? 00:25:24.750 --> 00:25:26.685 Yeah, I suppose so. 00:25:28.887 --> 00:25:31.122 Yes, Sandra, I think so. 00:25:31.156 --> 00:25:33.825 - Yes, mom. - Yes, mom, we know. 00:25:36.529 --> 00:25:40.065 - Sticky toffee pudding! - Sticky toffee pudding! 00:25:40.766 --> 00:25:41.799 Oh! 00:25:41.833 --> 00:25:43.901 Mm. 00:25:43.935 --> 00:25:46.338 Oh. 00:25:46.372 --> 00:25:48.340 Ugh. 00:25:51.076 --> 00:25:52.744 - Debbie Does Dallas. - George, George. 00:25:54.179 --> 00:25:56.348 - Wa... wa... wavy woman. - "The Wizard of Oz"? 00:25:56.382 --> 00:25:58.216 "The Wizard of Oz"! "The Wizard of Oz"! 00:25:58.250 --> 00:26:00.519 - Oh, "The Snowman"! - Four words, dummy! 00:26:00.553 --> 00:26:03.322 The snowman comes to tea. 00:26:03.356 --> 00:26:06.057 - Exotic dancer. - Is it a Demi Moore film? 00:26:06.091 --> 00:26:09.461 - "Die Hard: Die Harder." - "Black Swan"! 00:26:09.495 --> 00:26:11.363 Fucking hell, four words. 00:26:13.466 --> 00:26:15.800 That is exactly how she looked when she gave birth 00:26:15.834 --> 00:26:17.436 to the twins. 00:26:17.470 --> 00:26:20.271 - "Bambi"? - "Fantastic Mr. Fox." 00:26:20.306 --> 00:26:21.916 - Things are looking up. - "The Fox and the Hound"? 00:26:21.940 --> 00:26:24.942 Give us a clue. Sounds like? 00:26:24.976 --> 00:26:26.545 Oh, "The Day After Tomorrow"! 00:26:26.579 --> 00:26:27.879 - Yes! - Yes! 00:26:27.913 --> 00:26:29.515 - How? - Are you kidding me? 00:26:34.085 --> 00:26:36.220 Fuck me, Batman. 00:26:36.254 --> 00:26:38.189 Did you get that from the hospital? 00:26:43.061 --> 00:26:46.898 Were you when the... for the patients to see? 00:26:46.932 --> 00:26:48.800 Hm. 00:26:55.040 --> 00:26:57.476 I'll admit it. 00:26:57.510 --> 00:26:59.445 I'm scared. 00:27:09.422 --> 00:27:11.456 - Sophie's pregnant. - Oh, that's terrific. 00:27:11.490 --> 00:27:13.224 - James, no. - Didn't exactly plan it. 00:27:13.258 --> 00:27:16.093 - What, the poison? - No, the baby, Tony. 00:27:16.127 --> 00:27:18.262 - Is it a baby? - How many weeks? 00:27:18.297 --> 00:27:21.199 Still early days. 00:27:21.233 --> 00:27:23.067 She hasn't decided yet. 00:27:23.101 --> 00:27:25.870 On having the baby? 00:27:25.904 --> 00:27:29.341 The pill, Tony. She hasn't decided about the pill. Right? 00:27:29.375 --> 00:27:30.842 Mm. 00:27:30.876 --> 00:27:32.043 Are you insane? 00:27:32.077 --> 00:27:33.278 She has a choice. 00:27:33.312 --> 00:27:34.313 No, she doesn't. 00:27:34.347 --> 00:27:36.348 What do you mean? 00:27:36.382 --> 00:27:39.284 We made a pact. 00:27:39.318 --> 00:27:41.386 You understand, we don't have a choice. 00:27:41.420 --> 00:27:44.590 I do. But she does. 00:27:44.624 --> 00:27:46.123 Why wouldn't she? 00:27:46.157 --> 00:27:47.459 Doesn't want to hurt the baby. 00:27:47.493 --> 00:27:49.595 - It's insensitive. - It's not the same. 00:27:49.629 --> 00:27:51.062 Or is us killing our kids. 00:27:51.096 --> 00:27:52.497 We're not killing our kids. 00:27:52.531 --> 00:27:54.567 Tony. 00:27:55.934 --> 00:27:59.405 No, you're right, you're right. It's very different. 00:28:01.039 --> 00:28:04.543 There's no escaping poison. 00:28:04.577 --> 00:28:06.244 - I know. - Leave it, Tony. 00:28:06.279 --> 00:28:08.547 Unless she's some sort of fucking superwoman. 00:28:08.581 --> 00:28:11.550 Don't be insulting. 00:28:11.584 --> 00:28:15.287 Can't change her mind. Believe me, I've tried. 00:28:15.321 --> 00:28:17.456 Can't fucking make her. 00:28:17.490 --> 00:28:20.224 Yes, well, don't tell Sandra. She'll kill her. 00:28:20.258 --> 00:28:22.994 Not literally. 00:28:23.028 --> 00:28:24.529 James. 00:28:24.563 --> 00:28:29.166 Sophie has to keep this to herself. 00:28:29.200 --> 00:28:33.639 It won't help telling the kids. They won't understand. 00:28:33.673 --> 00:28:36.173 Can't protect them, James. 00:28:36.207 --> 00:28:39.311 - I know. - Do you? 00:28:39.345 --> 00:28:41.112 Yes. 00:28:43.683 --> 00:28:45.618 Sorry, James. 00:28:47.953 --> 00:28:50.054 You'd have been such a great father. 00:28:52.425 --> 00:28:54.926 Shit balls. 00:29:03.703 --> 00:29:05.570 Oh. 00:29:05.604 --> 00:29:08.172 - Oh. - Yes. 00:29:08.206 --> 00:29:10.309 Hey! Wow. 00:29:10.343 --> 00:29:12.109 - Look at her. - Bravo. 00:29:12.143 --> 00:29:13.645 Daddy, she's beautiful! 00:29:13.679 --> 00:29:16.348 And if you pull the string on her back, 00:29:16.382 --> 00:29:18.283 she actually talks like you. 00:29:18.317 --> 00:29:20.184 - The doll talks like Kitty? - Yeah. 00:29:20.218 --> 00:29:23.488 You can upload an app. It's actually quite cool. 00:29:23.522 --> 00:29:25.089 Oh. 00:29:25.123 --> 00:29:26.591 I love you, daddy. 00:29:26.625 --> 00:29:30.061 You're the best daddy in the whole wide world. 00:29:30.095 --> 00:29:32.163 Thank you, daddy! 00:29:32.197 --> 00:29:35.032 - Aw. - Aw, I love you, sport. 00:29:35.066 --> 00:29:36.301 - Aw! - Aw! 00:29:36.335 --> 00:29:38.035 - So sweet. - Thank you. 00:29:38.069 --> 00:29:40.505 Oh, oh. 00:29:40.539 --> 00:29:43.642 Don't I get a hug, darling? Come on. 00:29:43.676 --> 00:29:45.277 No, thank you. 00:29:45.311 --> 00:29:46.745 Why not? 00:29:46.779 --> 00:29:49.315 Because you're wearing my education on your feet. 00:29:51.584 --> 00:29:55.387 You don't need it anymore. Just... just give me a hug. 00:29:55.421 --> 00:29:57.054 I'm not hugging you. 00:29:57.088 --> 00:30:00.726 Oh, darling, I deserve a hug. 00:30:00.760 --> 00:30:03.562 Nope. 00:30:03.596 --> 00:30:05.497 Well, just a teensy-weensy, 00:30:05.531 --> 00:30:08.734 ittle-bittle, teeny-weeny little baby hug, darling? 00:30:08.768 --> 00:30:11.102 Drop it, Sandra. 00:30:11.136 --> 00:30:12.637 Tony, speak up. 00:30:12.671 --> 00:30:15.741 Just fucking... Jesus Christ, just fucking hug your mum 00:30:15.775 --> 00:30:19.143 so we open the rest of these stupid fucking presents 00:30:19.177 --> 00:30:22.280 before you should fucking Russians kill us all. 00:30:22.314 --> 00:30:26.485 Oh. Well, best do what Psycho says. 00:30:32.792 --> 00:30:35.427 And what's with the stupid fucking bow in her hair? 00:30:35.461 --> 00:30:38.297 All right, Art, don't take the fucking piss. 00:30:42.334 --> 00:30:44.235 Does that mean you don't want it, then? 00:30:44.269 --> 00:30:46.204 Dibs on it first. 00:30:47.573 --> 00:30:50.342 - I'll go. - I'll go. 00:30:50.376 --> 00:30:52.711 - Children. - Love you. 00:30:52.745 --> 00:30:55.647 Don't approach anything without the Prosecco. 00:30:58.350 --> 00:31:00.585 - Just like you. - I love you, Daddy. 00:31:00.619 --> 00:31:02.196 You're the best daddy in the whole world. 00:31:02.220 --> 00:31:04.489 Go on, boys. Have a go. 00:31:04.523 --> 00:31:06.691 - Okay, that's gonna... - Wow, wow. 00:31:06.725 --> 00:31:09.160 - Give it back. - I really want to hit her. 00:31:10.496 --> 00:31:13.732 No, no, you can't hit Kitty. 00:31:13.766 --> 00:31:15.600 Like it isn't cruel enough to give us toys 00:31:15.634 --> 00:31:17.736 we can't even play with. 00:31:17.770 --> 00:31:19.604 It's so wrong. 00:31:19.638 --> 00:31:22.407 And so stupid. 00:31:22.441 --> 00:31:26.611 Do you mom know you're actually stupid? 00:31:26.645 --> 00:31:29.548 Well, your mom's always been a little bit daft. 00:31:32.618 --> 00:31:35.687 We just wanted you to be happy. 00:31:38.557 --> 00:31:41.326 The batteries are going to last longer than us. 00:31:47.198 --> 00:31:49.200 I'm so sorry, Art. 00:31:54.272 --> 00:31:57.543 Is it true that some people haven't been given a pill? 00:32:01.514 --> 00:32:03.282 Who told you that? 00:32:05.684 --> 00:32:07.486 Just tell me the truth. 00:32:12.424 --> 00:32:14.493 Yes. 00:32:14.527 --> 00:32:18.797 Homeless people and illegal immigrants. 00:32:18.831 --> 00:32:21.132 They won't have been given the pill. 00:32:24.537 --> 00:32:27.506 Why? 00:32:27.540 --> 00:32:29.374 Because... 00:32:29.408 --> 00:32:33.812 according to the government, they don't legally exist. 00:32:36.749 --> 00:32:39.551 Of course they do. 00:32:39.585 --> 00:32:42.554 Not in their system, they don't. It's complicated. 00:32:44.623 --> 00:32:48.192 That's wrong. They're going to die horrible, horrible deaths. 00:32:50.362 --> 00:32:53.398 We have to help them. 00:32:53.432 --> 00:32:55.767 Don't be ridiculous, Art. 00:32:55.801 --> 00:32:57.469 I'm not ridiculous. 00:32:57.503 --> 00:33:01.673 We can't even help ourselves. All we can do is... 00:33:03.309 --> 00:33:09.814 take our pills and choose not to suffer. 00:33:09.848 --> 00:33:11.449 We have a choice. 00:33:11.483 --> 00:33:13.752 No, no. 00:33:13.786 --> 00:33:17.322 We don't have a choice. No. 00:33:29.735 --> 00:33:32.737 Hang on, wind action. Wind, wind, wind. 00:33:32.771 --> 00:33:34.673 Go, go, go, go, go! 00:33:34.707 --> 00:33:36.741 Okay. 00:34:54.320 --> 00:34:55.920 Shh. 00:35:03.562 --> 00:35:04.863 Shh. 00:35:04.897 --> 00:35:08.900 - Oh, wow. - Oh, we had fun at school. 00:35:08.934 --> 00:35:10.812 Do you remember when they had us clearing leaves 00:35:10.836 --> 00:35:12.070 from the bottom pitch? 00:35:12.104 --> 00:35:14.673 It took us days. They just kept falling. 00:35:14.707 --> 00:35:16.608 You called the headmaster a pervert. 00:35:16.642 --> 00:35:18.877 He accused me of stealing Mars bars from the kitchen. 00:35:18.911 --> 00:35:20.679 - But did you? - Yes, of course. 00:35:20.713 --> 00:35:23.048 But what was he doing following me into the kitchen 00:35:23.082 --> 00:35:24.683 in the middle of the night? 00:35:24.717 --> 00:35:27.686 Oh, I think we know why. Yes, we did, dirty bugger. 00:35:27.720 --> 00:35:29.487 Dirty bugger. 00:35:29.521 --> 00:35:32.724 I think I was trying to do the same. 00:35:35.861 --> 00:35:37.996 Do you need a hand with that? 00:35:38.030 --> 00:35:40.866 - She's fine. - Me? No, I'm fine. 00:35:52.711 --> 00:35:54.479 Love Scrabble. 00:35:56.982 --> 00:35:59.751 Just to keep me company. 00:35:59.785 --> 00:36:02.821 Oh, I'm just so thirsty. 00:36:02.855 --> 00:36:05.056 Nell was always the youngest. 00:36:05.090 --> 00:36:06.501 No, I wasn't the youngest, James was. 00:36:06.525 --> 00:36:08.960 - Yeah. - Oh, yes. Yes, of course. 00:36:08.994 --> 00:36:11.630 Oh, you were so adorable. 00:36:13.065 --> 00:36:14.733 Bella was always the oldest. 00:36:16.602 --> 00:36:19.037 Anyone want to play Scrabble with me? 00:36:19.071 --> 00:36:23.842 Yes, um, actually, Sandra didn't talk to me till we were 15. 00:36:23.876 --> 00:36:25.577 Oh, come on. 00:36:25.611 --> 00:36:26.845 In fact, none of you did. 00:36:26.879 --> 00:36:28.156 That's 'cause you were terribly boring. 00:36:28.180 --> 00:36:30.115 Boring? 00:36:30.149 --> 00:36:31.783 I thought you loved me. 00:36:31.817 --> 00:36:33.661 I was just very grateful you didn't want scratch my back. 00:36:33.685 --> 00:36:35.687 Oh, you love having your back scratched. 00:36:35.721 --> 00:36:38.156 With you, dear, yes. 00:36:38.190 --> 00:36:41.426 And James arrived from Nigeria with his school fees 00:36:41.460 --> 00:36:42.627 and his suitcase. 00:36:42.661 --> 00:36:44.429 - Mm. - You were very African 00:36:44.463 --> 00:36:46.431 when you arrived. 00:36:47.933 --> 00:36:50.769 Come on, you sound like Mowgli from "The Jungle Book." 00:36:50.803 --> 00:36:53.071 Didn't Mowgli have an American accent? 00:36:53.105 --> 00:36:56.775 I think Mowgli's from India. 00:36:59.478 --> 00:37:01.413 How come you never fucked me? 00:37:01.447 --> 00:37:02.814 - Wow. Wow. - Jesus, Sandra. 00:37:02.848 --> 00:37:05.150 - I just was wondering. - James, I'm so sorry. 00:37:05.184 --> 00:37:06.951 Please do not apologize for me, darling. 00:37:06.985 --> 00:37:08.797 No, that's right. You should probably apologize for yourself. 00:37:08.821 --> 00:37:10.488 Oh, keep your knickers on. 00:37:10.522 --> 00:37:12.200 You know, it's just something that always bothered me. 00:37:12.224 --> 00:37:14.692 You know? Everyone wanted to fuck me. 00:37:14.726 --> 00:37:16.694 I didn't. 00:37:16.728 --> 00:37:18.463 Why not? 00:37:18.497 --> 00:37:20.498 Just never really did it for me. 00:37:20.532 --> 00:37:24.836 I never knew that. 00:37:24.870 --> 00:37:27.138 - Did you know that, Nell? - No. 00:37:27.172 --> 00:37:29.007 Did you know that her husband didn't want 00:37:29.041 --> 00:37:30.708 to have sex with you? 00:37:30.742 --> 00:37:34.145 Yes, because I just assumed everyone did, okay? 00:37:34.179 --> 00:37:35.814 Stop being so judgy. 00:37:35.848 --> 00:37:37.715 It was hard not to be, actually. 00:37:37.749 --> 00:37:41.886 Oh, you fancy Ms. Skinny Pants next door, hm? 00:37:41.920 --> 00:37:45.690 Ms. Potato face? Miss Americana? Hm? 00:37:47.960 --> 00:37:49.794 Oh, come on, James. 00:37:49.828 --> 00:37:53.832 Don't go all shy on us now. 00:37:53.866 --> 00:37:55.767 I actually love Sophie. 00:37:55.801 --> 00:37:57.168 Oh, God, I'm so sorry. 00:37:57.202 --> 00:37:59.070 Oh, don't worry about it. 00:38:01.139 --> 00:38:03.641 - I'm sorry. I really... - Hey, hey, hey. 00:38:03.675 --> 00:38:05.577 She's a good person. 00:38:07.746 --> 00:38:09.981 Oh, wow. 00:38:10.015 --> 00:38:14.152 Don't. Don't make me cruel. 00:38:14.186 --> 00:38:16.754 I don't want to be cruel to you. 00:38:16.788 --> 00:38:19.491 What is this, James, Is it pity, hm? 00:38:19.525 --> 00:38:20.692 Do you know pity me? 00:38:20.726 --> 00:38:22.627 No one pities you, Sandra. 00:38:22.661 --> 00:38:23.972 They tolerate you, but they don't pity you. 00:38:23.996 --> 00:38:25.663 How the fuck would you know? 00:38:25.697 --> 00:38:26.898 Calm down, Sandra. 00:38:26.932 --> 00:38:28.199 Piss off, Simon! 00:38:28.233 --> 00:38:30.134 Oh, God. 00:38:30.168 --> 00:38:31.936 When we heard about what was going to happen 00:38:31.970 --> 00:38:37.242 and I realized that I'd... well, I'd never get to... 00:38:37.277 --> 00:38:40.712 - I'd never get to... - Never get the fuck James? 00:38:40.746 --> 00:38:42.113 I get it. 00:38:42.147 --> 00:38:43.648 You want to fuck James, too? 00:38:43.682 --> 00:38:45.517 - No. - Why not? 00:38:45.551 --> 00:38:47.795 - Looks exactly like James Bond. - What are you talking about? 00:38:47.819 --> 00:38:49.254 - He does. - I do. 00:38:49.289 --> 00:38:54.526 I get it. You guys. Fuck, you were best friends. 00:38:55.794 --> 00:38:58.596 We're all going to die, so you... 00:38:58.630 --> 00:39:00.208 - Fuck, you might as well... - Fuck James. 00:39:00.232 --> 00:39:05.637 Ask! Tony, might as well ask. 00:39:05.671 --> 00:39:09.607 Don't be simple, Tony. This isn't about you and Sandra. 00:39:09.641 --> 00:39:11.910 - Clearly. - This is about before 00:39:11.944 --> 00:39:13.545 you and Sandra. 00:39:13.579 --> 00:39:17.248 We were best friends, and I loved you. 00:39:17.283 --> 00:39:19.017 I really, really loved you. 00:39:19.051 --> 00:39:20.251 I loved you, too. 00:39:20.286 --> 00:39:21.553 Great. 00:39:21.587 --> 00:39:24.756 But when Mr. Tanner... 00:39:24.790 --> 00:39:26.792 When Mr Tanner, when he... 00:39:30.862 --> 00:39:32.664 I couldn't forgive you. 00:39:32.698 --> 00:39:36.734 And you didn't want to, I know that, and he was a disgrace. 00:39:36.768 --> 00:39:38.202 I didn't understand. 00:39:38.236 --> 00:39:42.073 I felt rejected, and I was consumed by jealousy. 00:39:42.107 --> 00:39:43.875 What are you talking about? 00:39:43.909 --> 00:39:46.611 He took you away from me, and I hated you for that. 00:39:46.645 --> 00:39:47.979 What the fuck's he talking about? 00:39:48.013 --> 00:39:49.691 - And then I hated myself. - Simon, what's going on? 00:39:49.715 --> 00:39:51.082 I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. 00:39:51.116 --> 00:39:55.086 - It's okay, James. - I was wrong to blame you. 00:39:55.120 --> 00:39:57.755 You were just a child. 00:39:57.789 --> 00:40:01.793 It's okay, Nell. It's okay, right? 00:40:01.827 --> 00:40:04.662 No. 00:40:04.696 --> 00:40:06.264 No, it's not okay. 00:40:06.299 --> 00:40:09.734 - No, I know. I was... - Yes. 00:40:09.768 --> 00:40:11.903 - You were. - Dear. 00:40:11.937 --> 00:40:13.305 Tony, darling, look... 00:40:13.339 --> 00:40:15.374 I'm sorry, Sandra. 00:40:15.408 --> 00:40:17.241 Tony darling isn't here. 00:40:17.276 --> 00:40:18.710 It wasn't James' fault. 00:40:18.744 --> 00:40:20.379 No. 00:40:20.413 --> 00:40:22.180 Of course it wasn't. 00:40:22.214 --> 00:40:25.149 But you didn't do anything. 00:40:25.183 --> 00:40:27.151 Did you? 00:40:27.185 --> 00:40:31.856 And it slithered away like a... like a... 00:40:34.726 --> 00:40:36.060 Like some sort of coward. 00:40:36.094 --> 00:40:37.161 Tony. 00:40:37.195 --> 00:40:40.665 - Tony, darling. - What? 00:40:40.699 --> 00:40:42.634 Look, we've all done things we regret. 00:40:42.668 --> 00:40:45.203 - What? - Yes. 00:40:45.237 --> 00:40:46.814 Darling, haven't you ever made a mistake? 00:40:46.838 --> 00:40:48.873 No, I haven't. No, no. Not of this magnitude. 00:40:48.907 --> 00:40:50.174 - No? Never? - No, I haven't. 00:40:50.208 --> 00:40:51.276 - Surely. - No. 00:40:51.310 --> 00:40:52.710 - No? - No, not once. 00:40:52.744 --> 00:40:54.184 - Once? - What are you talking about? 00:40:54.212 --> 00:40:57.048 - Darling, surely... - I still have things to say. 00:40:57.082 --> 00:40:59.352 - What? - Oh, fuck. 00:41:04.790 --> 00:41:05.923 What?! 00:41:05.957 --> 00:41:08.327 Me and Tone. 00:41:08.361 --> 00:41:10.194 You had sex with Tony?! 00:41:11.763 --> 00:41:13.164 Years ago. 00:41:13.198 --> 00:41:15.700 I fucking hope so! 00:41:15.734 --> 00:41:18.337 - I told you. - When?! 00:41:18.371 --> 00:41:21.039 Uh... 00:41:21.073 --> 00:41:23.375 Uh... 00:41:23.409 --> 00:41:27.879 I don't know, I can't remember, but I remember telling you 00:41:27.913 --> 00:41:30.148 that I had done you and Tony a favor. 00:41:30.182 --> 00:41:32.750 Fucking Tony was a favor? 00:41:32.784 --> 00:41:35.253 Yes, Sandra. 00:41:35.288 --> 00:41:37.356 Actually rather heroic. 00:41:37.390 --> 00:41:38.756 Heroic? 00:41:40.092 --> 00:41:41.726 What the fuck? 00:41:41.760 --> 00:41:43.237 I was killing two birds with one stone. 00:41:43.261 --> 00:41:46.164 I had to try shagging a bloke and... 00:41:46.198 --> 00:41:47.999 Shut the fuck up. 00:41:48.033 --> 00:41:51.336 Why not be of service to you both? 00:41:51.370 --> 00:41:56.375 I was fundamentally 00:41:56.409 --> 00:42:01.413 instrumental in getting you back together again. 00:42:01.447 --> 00:42:04.115 Mm. 00:42:04.149 --> 00:42:05.850 Given the circumstances, 00:42:05.884 --> 00:42:08.454 sort of an act of sacrificial love. 00:42:08.488 --> 00:42:10.822 Yes! Yes! 00:42:10.856 --> 00:42:13.057 It is that. It fucking was! 00:42:13.091 --> 00:42:15.226 - Yeah, yeah. - It was! 00:42:15.260 --> 00:42:18.129 Right, Tony? Bella was just trying to boost your ego. 00:42:18.163 --> 00:42:20.765 - Didn't fucking work! - Didn't fucking work! 00:42:22.234 --> 00:42:23.935 Okay. Okay. 00:42:23.969 --> 00:42:25.803 Here's to us. 00:42:25.837 --> 00:42:28.272 - May we rest in love. - Yes! In love. 00:42:28.307 --> 00:42:29.807 In love. Come on. 00:42:29.841 --> 00:42:31.075 Come on, stand up. 00:42:31.109 --> 00:42:33.111 Come on, San, come on, Tone. 00:42:33.145 --> 00:42:34.956 - Come on. It's Christmas. - Come on. Come on, come on. 00:42:34.980 --> 00:42:37.081 There we go. 00:42:37.115 --> 00:42:38.517 All right. 00:42:38.551 --> 00:42:41.286 Oh, that was intense. 00:42:41.320 --> 00:42:42.488 Tone, we okay? 00:42:42.522 --> 00:42:44.289 Yeah. 00:43:00.506 --> 00:43:03.442 These twisters are a precursor to the cloud 00:43:03.476 --> 00:43:08.246 arriving and carry poisonous gases. 00:43:08.281 --> 00:43:10.248 Avoid suffering. 00:43:10.283 --> 00:43:13.885 Take your exit pill and die with dignity. 00:43:13.919 --> 00:43:15.820 Art, can I come in? 00:43:15.854 --> 00:43:17.822 Sure. 00:43:21.360 --> 00:43:23.227 You okay? 00:43:23.261 --> 00:43:25.397 What are you doing? 00:43:32.572 --> 00:43:34.005 Please don't tell my dad. 00:43:34.039 --> 00:43:35.974 No, I won't. 00:43:40.245 --> 00:43:41.979 I can't help it. 00:43:42.013 --> 00:43:44.182 I don't know what else to do. 00:43:44.216 --> 00:43:45.983 I understand. 00:43:46.017 --> 00:43:48.186 Art? 00:43:51.524 --> 00:43:54.526 Come on. Got to call Grandma. 00:43:54.560 --> 00:43:56.961 - Cool, great. - Yeah. 00:44:04.337 --> 00:44:07.238 This is typical fucking Lizzy. 00:44:07.272 --> 00:44:09.874 She's not even here, and she's ruining the vibe. 00:44:09.908 --> 00:44:11.343 Hi. Yeah, you've reached Lizzy. 00:44:11.377 --> 00:44:12.877 Yeah, leave me a message! 00:44:15.348 --> 00:44:19.150 You are completely pissed. 00:44:19.184 --> 00:44:21.919 I'm fine. 00:44:21.953 --> 00:44:25.524 I'm fine. I just... I need a little snooze. 00:44:25.558 --> 00:44:28.527 Oh, be careful. 00:44:28.561 --> 00:44:31.830 - Hey! - Yeah, okay, okay. 00:44:36.034 --> 00:44:38.102 You promised me. 00:44:38.136 --> 00:44:40.004 I can't help it. 00:44:42.642 --> 00:44:44.041 They're so mean. 00:44:44.075 --> 00:44:45.577 Oh! 00:44:45.611 --> 00:44:47.144 Fucking hell. 00:44:47.178 --> 00:44:48.913 Oh. 00:44:50.616 --> 00:44:52.884 I miss my mom. 00:44:55.153 --> 00:44:57.088 Mm. 00:45:03.529 --> 00:45:06.532 Oh, God. 00:45:09.100 --> 00:45:10.636 Alex is asleep. 00:45:10.670 --> 00:45:11.969 Already?! 00:45:12.003 --> 00:45:14.071 No, no. 00:45:14.105 --> 00:45:17.041 Just drunk. 00:45:17.075 --> 00:45:20.211 Are we really going to die? 00:45:20.245 --> 00:45:22.414 I know I'm not brave. 00:45:22.448 --> 00:45:25.082 Um... 00:45:25.116 --> 00:45:27.452 can't even cope with a cold. 00:45:27.486 --> 00:45:30.322 But you believe the government? 00:45:30.356 --> 00:45:32.056 Oh, no. 00:45:32.090 --> 00:45:34.158 They killed Diana. 00:45:34.192 --> 00:45:36.462 Shit. 00:45:37.195 --> 00:45:40.532 We've seen it everywhere on the news. 00:45:40.566 --> 00:45:42.367 The unimaginable horrors 00:45:42.401 --> 00:45:44.235 that have happened all over the world. 00:45:44.269 --> 00:45:46.438 I mean, you cannot make this shit up. 00:45:46.472 --> 00:45:48.205 And I've seen the road. 00:45:48.239 --> 00:45:53.077 And there is no fucking way I am living like that. 00:45:53.111 --> 00:45:55.480 I can't do post-apocalyptic monochrome. 00:45:55.514 --> 00:45:57.649 I've never seen it. Should I? 00:45:57.683 --> 00:45:59.951 No, no. 00:45:59.985 --> 00:46:03.422 It's fucking miserable. 00:46:06.492 --> 00:46:09.093 Oh, poor Al. She wouldn't cope on her own. 00:46:09.127 --> 00:46:13.097 She's far too fragile. You know? 00:46:13.131 --> 00:46:15.634 Yeah. 00:46:15.668 --> 00:46:17.268 She is. 00:46:17.303 --> 00:46:22.006 Darling, can you see her running away from zombies? 00:46:22.040 --> 00:46:24.008 Not in a hurry. No. 00:46:26.412 --> 00:46:28.246 Oh. 00:46:30.248 --> 00:46:33.985 We should have all voted Green. 00:46:34.019 --> 00:46:36.688 Fucking conservatives. 00:46:39.024 --> 00:46:40.559 - Hey! - Grandma! 00:46:40.593 --> 00:46:43.127 Hello, boys. Happy Christmas. 00:46:43.161 --> 00:46:44.396 You're still alive! 00:46:44.430 --> 00:46:45.764 Yes, I think so. 00:46:45.798 --> 00:46:47.766 Grandma, is the Queen dead? 00:46:47.800 --> 00:46:50.101 Oh, I don't know, darling. 00:46:50.135 --> 00:46:52.069 Is she in a bunker full of dog food? 00:46:52.103 --> 00:46:54.171 Yes, quite possibly. 00:46:54.205 --> 00:46:57.409 She should be prepared to die with the rest of her people. 00:46:57.443 --> 00:47:01.413 Oh, darling. Are you having a bad night? 00:47:01.447 --> 00:47:03.648 Tony and Simon robbed the petrol station. 00:47:03.682 --> 00:47:05.784 - Oh, what fun? - Hmm. 00:47:05.818 --> 00:47:07.386 Kitty wanted sticky toffee pudding. 00:47:07.420 --> 00:47:09.354 Yes, excellent choice. 00:47:09.388 --> 00:47:11.088 Thanks for lending us the house, mum. 00:47:11.122 --> 00:47:12.734 - Thank you so much. - It's been so lovely 00:47:12.758 --> 00:47:14.091 to have everyone back together. 00:47:14.125 --> 00:47:15.494 Just brilliant. 00:47:15.528 --> 00:47:17.161 We miss you, though. 00:47:17.195 --> 00:47:19.598 I wish you weren't so far away. 00:47:19.632 --> 00:47:23.034 Well, yes. Um, darling, I best go. I... 00:47:23.068 --> 00:47:25.303 I've got to Zoom the bridge girls. 00:47:25.337 --> 00:47:29.040 Mum, mum, please wait. 00:47:29.074 --> 00:47:31.042 Nellie, it's all right. 00:47:33.279 --> 00:47:36.482 Your father's up there waiting for us all. 00:47:37.817 --> 00:47:40.386 He'll be so thrilled to see you. 00:47:43.622 --> 00:47:46.391 - Mom? - Goodbye, my darling girl. 00:47:46.425 --> 00:47:49.728 - Mom, are you okay? - Hang in there. 00:47:49.762 --> 00:47:52.230 Goodbye, Simon. 00:47:55.100 --> 00:47:56.568 Grandma? 00:47:56.602 --> 00:47:58.704 Where did Grandma go? 00:48:00.639 --> 00:48:02.307 I didn't event get to say goodbye to her. 00:48:06.177 --> 00:48:07.178 Call her back. 00:48:07.212 --> 00:48:08.480 No, darling. 00:48:08.514 --> 00:48:10.549 I didn't get to say goodbye to her! 00:48:15.153 --> 00:48:16.120 Please, Dad. 00:48:16.154 --> 00:48:18.323 No, boys. I'm sorry. 00:48:18.357 --> 00:48:21.092 Stop being such an asshole and call her back! 00:48:21.126 --> 00:48:23.295 I said no, Art. That's it. 00:48:30.469 --> 00:48:33.137 Darling? 00:48:59.532 --> 00:49:01.299 My poor mother! 00:49:01.333 --> 00:49:02.834 She's all alone! 00:49:02.868 --> 00:49:04.870 Darling. 00:49:11.176 --> 00:49:12.744 I need you, Nell. 00:49:19.919 --> 00:49:22.321 Come on. 00:49:25.824 --> 00:49:27.860 Come on. 00:49:29.662 --> 00:49:30.762 Dance with me. 00:50:43.535 --> 00:50:44.669 Can I come in? 00:50:44.703 --> 00:50:46.905 Of course you can. 00:50:58.951 --> 00:51:00.885 You're a... you're a a doctor, right? 00:51:00.919 --> 00:51:02.420 A cancer doctor. 00:51:02.454 --> 00:51:04.856 Yes, I am. 00:51:04.890 --> 00:51:07.959 So you know about death. 00:51:07.993 --> 00:51:09.795 Mm-hmm. 00:51:12.298 --> 00:51:14.433 I'm not going to take the pill. 00:51:19.505 --> 00:51:21.873 It won't hurt you, Art. 00:51:21.907 --> 00:51:24.309 Well, it will. It'll kill me. 00:51:25.577 --> 00:51:28.546 I mean, it's painless. 00:51:28.580 --> 00:51:30.282 I'm not scared of pain. 00:51:30.316 --> 00:51:32.284 Oh, Art. 00:51:32.318 --> 00:51:36.288 You don't know anything about pain. 00:51:36.322 --> 00:51:39.291 I know don't want to die. 00:51:39.325 --> 00:51:41.359 Pain... 00:51:41.393 --> 00:51:44.896 Pain is... intolerable. 00:51:44.930 --> 00:51:48.600 Pain is why some people choose to die. 00:51:48.634 --> 00:51:52.070 Well, I don't care, I'm not taking it. 00:51:52.104 --> 00:51:54.673 Okay. Okay. 00:51:54.707 --> 00:51:57.475 Wait. Where are you going. 00:51:57.509 --> 00:51:59.444 To get his parents. 00:52:11.824 --> 00:52:14.359 Maybe somewhere somebody has survived the gas. 00:52:14.393 --> 00:52:15.960 Not one single being survived. 00:52:15.994 --> 00:52:17.595 Says who? 00:52:17.629 --> 00:52:18.830 The people who know. 00:52:18.864 --> 00:52:21.366 - You mean the government? - Yes. 00:52:21.400 --> 00:52:22.901 And scientists. 00:52:22.935 --> 00:52:25.804 But what if they're wrong? 00:52:25.838 --> 00:52:27.372 Excuse me? 00:52:27.406 --> 00:52:29.607 Last time, Mr. Fullam, my math teacher, 00:52:29.641 --> 00:52:32.610 well, he got something wrong, he didn't realize it at first, 00:52:32.644 --> 00:52:35.580 and he told poor Tommy off for challenging him, 00:52:35.614 --> 00:52:37.659 but he had to find Tommy after break and apologize to him 00:52:37.683 --> 00:52:40.886 because Tommy was right and Mr. Fullam was wrong. 00:52:43.455 --> 00:52:44.989 He's very clever, Tommy. 00:52:45.023 --> 00:52:47.625 Well, is Tommy taking the pill? 00:52:47.659 --> 00:52:50.695 Probably. His mother hates him. 00:52:50.729 --> 00:52:53.832 What if the best scientist died, and then... and then 00:52:53.866 --> 00:52:56.468 the lazy one took over, and then the lazy one went home 00:52:56.502 --> 00:52:59.070 one night, and forgot to upload some file, and then... 00:52:59.104 --> 00:53:01.973 and then died in the morning? 00:53:02.007 --> 00:53:04.442 What if one of the shit scientists is in charge 00:53:04.476 --> 00:53:05.744 of whether I live or die? 00:53:05.778 --> 00:53:07.912 Hey, hey. 00:53:07.946 --> 00:53:10.382 This isn't pretend, Art. 00:53:10.416 --> 00:53:13.818 There isn't someone somewhere who's made a mistake. 00:53:13.852 --> 00:53:15.597 People don't generally know they made a mistake 00:53:15.621 --> 00:53:17.989 until they've made it, and then we'll all be dead, 00:53:18.023 --> 00:53:21.126 and then there won't be anyone to apologize to. 00:53:21.160 --> 00:53:22.761 I'm sorry. 00:53:22.795 --> 00:53:24.095 I really am. 00:53:24.129 --> 00:53:27.065 But I can't make this better for you. 00:53:27.099 --> 00:53:29.567 Well, what about those poor people? 00:53:29.601 --> 00:53:31.546 Who's going to hold their hand while they die in pain? 00:53:31.570 --> 00:53:33.171 Life isn't fair, Art. 00:53:33.205 --> 00:53:36.441 That's what people say when they don't want to find a solution. 00:53:37.976 --> 00:53:39.844 You can't help them. 00:53:39.878 --> 00:53:42.981 But you can. You're a doctor. You're supposed to save people. 00:54:12.578 --> 00:54:15.680 ♪ Baby, look at me ♪ 00:54:15.714 --> 00:54:18.783 ♪ And tell me what you see ♪ 00:54:18.817 --> 00:54:22.754 ♪ You ain't seen the best of me yet ♪ 00:54:22.788 --> 00:54:27.058 ♪ Give me time, I'll make you forget the rest ♪ 00:54:27.092 --> 00:54:30.462 ♪ I got more in me ♪ 00:54:30.496 --> 00:54:33.832 ♪ And you can set it free ♪ 00:54:33.866 --> 00:54:37.569 ♪ I can catch the moon in my hand ♪ 00:54:37.603 --> 00:54:39.838 ♪ Don't you know who I am? ♪ 00:54:39.872 --> 00:54:41.706 ♪ Remember my name ♪ 00:54:41.740 --> 00:54:42.874 ♪ Fame! ♪ 00:54:42.908 --> 00:54:46.744 ♪ I'm gonna live forever ♪ 00:54:46.778 --> 00:54:48.980 ♪ I'm gonna learn how to fly ♪ 00:54:49.014 --> 00:54:50.148 ♪ High ♪ 00:54:50.182 --> 00:54:53.852 ♪ I feel it coming together ♪ 00:54:53.886 --> 00:54:56.521 ♪ People will see me and cry ♪ 00:54:56.555 --> 00:54:57.689 ♪ Fame! ♪ 00:54:57.723 --> 00:55:01.059 ♪ I'm gonna make it to heaven ♪ 00:55:01.093 --> 00:55:03.828 ♪ Light up the sky like a flame ♪ 00:55:03.862 --> 00:55:04.896 ♪ Fame! ♪ 00:55:04.930 --> 00:55:08.566 ♪ I'm gonna live forever ♪ 00:55:08.600 --> 00:55:12.570 ♪ Baby, remember my name ♪ 00:55:12.604 --> 00:55:15.940 Hey, you're very kind boy, Art. 00:55:15.974 --> 00:55:17.242 I'm not kind. 00:55:17.277 --> 00:55:18.776 I just don't want to give up, 00:55:18.810 --> 00:55:21.313 and I don't think anyone else should either. 00:56:52.738 --> 00:56:54.005 I'm pregnant. 00:56:54.039 --> 00:56:56.975 So I'm not going to take the pill. 00:56:57.009 --> 00:57:00.279 Does being pregnant mean you won't die? 00:57:00.313 --> 00:57:03.048 I will, but not from the pill. 00:57:07.019 --> 00:57:08.954 I don't want to kill my baby. 00:57:09.655 --> 00:57:11.790 Art? 00:57:12.824 --> 00:57:14.326 What's going on? 00:57:14.360 --> 00:57:16.405 Sophie's pregnant. She doesn't want to kill her baby. 00:57:16.429 --> 00:57:18.706 So she's not going to the pill, so I'm going to stay alive 00:57:18.730 --> 00:57:21.032 and hold her hand when she dies. 00:57:21.066 --> 00:57:23.001 Is that cool with you? 00:57:26.071 --> 00:57:27.038 Simon! 00:57:27.072 --> 00:57:29.107 Yay! 00:57:34.212 --> 00:57:35.414 You're overreacting. 00:57:35.448 --> 00:57:36.948 I am your mother Art, 00:57:36.982 --> 00:57:38.182 - I know. - Not her. 00:57:38.216 --> 00:57:39.784 - I know. - You don't just ask 00:57:39.818 --> 00:57:41.062 - some stranger. - She's hardly a stranger. 00:57:41.086 --> 00:57:42.421 - Oh, shut up. - You shut up. 00:57:42.455 --> 00:57:43.988 - You shut up. - No, you shut up. 00:57:44.022 --> 00:57:46.190 - You shut up. - You shut up. 00:57:46.224 --> 00:57:47.925 - Shut up! - Stop copying me, you stu... 00:57:47.959 --> 00:57:51.963 Don't you talk to your mother like that! 00:57:51.997 --> 00:57:53.798 At least Sophie cares about her child. 00:57:53.832 --> 00:57:56.801 - How dare you?! - How dare you?! 00:57:56.835 --> 00:57:58.136 What's going on, Art? 00:57:58.170 --> 00:58:01.272 I'm taking that fucking pill. 00:58:01.307 --> 00:58:03.908 Yes, you are. 00:58:03.942 --> 00:58:06.744 - No, I'm not. - Yes, you fucking are. 00:58:06.778 --> 00:58:09.381 - No, I'm fucking not. - Stop swearing. 00:58:09.415 --> 00:58:11.716 See, you made a rule, and you can't even stick to it. 00:58:11.750 --> 00:58:13.385 We are your parents. 00:58:13.419 --> 00:58:15.687 You want to murder me. 00:58:15.721 --> 00:58:18.256 Just stop. Stop it. Stop it. 00:58:18.291 --> 00:58:19.757 God says thou shall not kill. 00:58:19.791 --> 00:58:21.760 Fuck God! 00:58:24.229 --> 00:58:26.432 - I knew it. - He just tricked you. 00:58:26.466 --> 00:58:28.367 Yes, I know. 00:58:28.401 --> 00:58:32.904 So you don't even believe in God. You're just afraid. 00:58:32.938 --> 00:58:34.172 Yes, I-I am. 00:58:34.206 --> 00:58:36.774 I am... I am afraid. 00:58:36.808 --> 00:58:39.778 I am absolutely terrified. 00:58:41.280 --> 00:58:43.147 Please, Dad, stay with me. 00:58:43.181 --> 00:58:44.882 We can hide from the poison together. 00:58:44.916 --> 00:58:46.818 We can... we can shut the windows, 00:58:46.852 --> 00:58:51.390 and we can barricade the doors, and we can wait it out. 00:58:51.424 --> 00:58:54.759 Please, Dad, I need a grown up. I can't do it on my own. 00:58:58.163 --> 00:59:01.899 It'll be airborne, Art. 00:59:01.933 --> 00:59:04.035 It will travel through the windows, 00:59:04.069 --> 00:59:07.038 the doors, the water pipes. 00:59:07.072 --> 00:59:09.741 You can't hide from it, Art. 00:59:10.909 --> 00:59:13.978 It will kill anything and anyone that is still alive. 00:59:14.012 --> 00:59:15.380 Yes. 00:59:15.414 --> 00:59:17.182 I don't believe you. 00:59:19.785 --> 00:59:22.321 Okay, come here. Come here. 00:59:24.923 --> 00:59:28.192 Your father and I have discussed this over and over again. 00:59:28.226 --> 00:59:31.896 We have discussed every possible option. 00:59:31.930 --> 00:59:34.031 If... if... if we don't take the pill, 00:59:34.065 --> 00:59:36.901 if you don't take the pill, if... if your brothers 00:59:36.935 --> 00:59:39.938 don't take the pill... look at me, look at me. 00:59:43.509 --> 00:59:48.045 But the outcome is always the same. 00:59:48.079 --> 00:59:50.148 And in no particular order. 00:59:52.351 --> 00:59:56.154 We will all die one by one. 00:59:56.188 --> 01:00:01.059 And you will be left crying with no one to comfort you. 01:00:03.329 --> 01:00:05.096 And I can't do that. 01:00:06.599 --> 01:00:09.234 I can't let babies suffer alone. 01:00:15.207 --> 01:00:17.276 I don't mind anymore. 01:00:17.310 --> 01:00:19.210 What? 01:00:20.613 --> 01:00:23.315 I said I don't mind anymore. 01:00:23.349 --> 01:00:26.552 We're your family, Art. 01:00:30.088 --> 01:00:32.257 Not if you kill me, we're not. 01:00:35.894 --> 01:00:37.896 Art! 01:00:39.599 --> 01:00:42.967 - Art? - Art! 01:00:53.579 --> 01:00:56.382 Art, come back. You're scaring me. 01:01:04.657 --> 01:01:06.492 Art?! 01:01:23.241 --> 01:01:25.076 Belinda? 01:01:31.484 --> 01:01:34.586 Art! 01:01:34.620 --> 01:01:37.422 Art! 01:01:37.456 --> 01:01:39.224 Where are you?! 01:02:34.212 --> 01:02:37.282 Art! Art! 01:02:39.250 --> 01:02:42.053 Simon! 01:02:45.223 --> 01:02:48.159 Art! 01:02:54.099 --> 01:02:56.535 Jesus Christ. 01:02:56.569 --> 01:02:59.203 Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! 01:03:00.373 --> 01:03:02.474 We have to... Come on! Go! 01:03:02.508 --> 01:03:05.076 Come on! Come on! 01:03:05.110 --> 01:03:06.243 Watch it! 01:03:08.781 --> 01:03:10.716 Run! 01:03:19.492 --> 01:03:23.194 Get inside! Get inside! 01:03:34.573 --> 01:03:36.007 Kids, go to your room. 01:03:37.376 --> 01:03:38.410 What's happened? 01:03:38.444 --> 01:03:40.044 - Now! - Is he okay? 01:03:40.078 --> 01:03:41.145 - He's upset. - Mommy. 01:03:41.179 --> 01:03:42.447 Shall I take him upstairs? 01:03:42.481 --> 01:03:44.081 Just take the twins to their room. Go. 01:03:44.115 --> 01:03:45.350 - Mommy? - Okay, come, kids. 01:03:45.384 --> 01:03:47.118 Come on, boys. Come on, quick, quick. 01:03:47.152 --> 01:03:48.420 I'll be up in a minute. 01:03:48.454 --> 01:03:50.522 - Don't be creepy. - Simon, let me help. 01:03:50.556 --> 01:03:52.557 - Fuck off. - Hey, hey, hey. 01:03:52.591 --> 01:03:54.626 - I'm sorry. - Just... Just give me a second. 01:03:59.097 --> 01:04:01.400 Just let me take him upstairs to Nell. 01:04:01.434 --> 01:04:03.802 Let him take him to Nell. 01:04:03.836 --> 01:04:05.504 Hey. 01:04:05.538 --> 01:04:07.539 Here, champ, I got you. 01:04:07.573 --> 01:04:10.241 It's going to be okay. It's going to be okay. 01:04:10.276 --> 01:04:12.344 I got you. Tony. 01:04:13.779 --> 01:04:17.215 It's okay. It's gonna be okay. 01:04:22.755 --> 01:04:24.556 Fuck! 01:04:27.460 --> 01:04:28.727 I got you. 01:04:30.228 --> 01:04:32.631 They're all fucking dead. 01:04:32.665 --> 01:04:34.566 Who's dead? 01:04:36.769 --> 01:04:39.136 Here you are. It's okay. It's okay. 01:04:39.170 --> 01:04:41.573 I'm sorry. 01:04:41.607 --> 01:04:44.509 Just go get Nell. I'm going to check on Simon. 01:04:44.543 --> 01:04:46.411 Okay. 01:04:46.445 --> 01:04:48.145 We're going to get your mom, okay? 01:04:48.179 --> 01:04:51.517 We'll go and get your mom. It's gonna be okay. 01:04:52.284 --> 01:04:53.351 Who's dead? 01:04:53.385 --> 01:04:56.822 They're all fucking dead, Tony. 01:04:56.856 --> 01:05:01.460 Of course they are. Most of the world's dead. 01:05:09.301 --> 01:05:12.537 Art's okay. He's upstairs with Nell. 01:05:14.306 --> 01:05:18.376 Don't swallow. I'm sorry. I can't understand. 01:05:18.410 --> 01:05:21.313 What is it? What is it? 01:05:21.347 --> 01:05:24.148 I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. 01:05:24.182 --> 01:05:26.318 Just breathe. 01:05:28.320 --> 01:05:32.524 Now, if you can, start from the beginning. 01:05:33.258 --> 01:05:34.836 I went and took the chickens... I took the chickens out 01:05:34.860 --> 01:05:37.161 at about 12:30 p.m. 01:05:37.195 --> 01:05:40.365 Sorry, are you joking? 01:05:40.399 --> 01:05:42.434 Tell us what happened? 01:05:42.468 --> 01:05:43.602 Hey, hey. 01:05:43.636 --> 01:05:45.871 Art ran off. 01:05:45.905 --> 01:05:48.840 And I found him... I found him on the side 01:05:48.874 --> 01:05:51.810 of the road with this car. 01:05:51.844 --> 01:05:53.445 And they were all dead, James. 01:05:53.479 --> 01:05:55.614 There was even a baby. 01:05:59.217 --> 01:06:01.286 I'll go get your mom. 01:06:07.626 --> 01:06:10.662 Nell? Nell? 01:06:43.762 --> 01:06:45.797 But then the wind changed, 01:06:45.831 --> 01:06:48.967 and then all I could hear Art screaming. 01:06:50.636 --> 01:06:52.604 Tony, don't! 01:06:52.638 --> 01:06:54.706 - Simon. - Wait, wait, wait. 01:06:54.740 --> 01:06:58.376 Simon, the bodies, the bodies, was there any blood 01:06:58.410 --> 01:07:00.679 in the ears, eyes, mouth? 01:07:00.713 --> 01:07:01.947 Vomit? 01:07:01.981 --> 01:07:03.615 Were they sweating? Was there urine? 01:07:03.649 --> 01:07:06.351 Stop it, James. Just stop it! 01:07:06.385 --> 01:07:08.554 Poison's not coming till tomorrow. 01:07:11.390 --> 01:07:14.459 It is tomorrow. 01:07:14.493 --> 01:07:16.895 I'll go and check on Art. 01:07:24.737 --> 01:07:27.305 I was just checking on Art. 01:07:27.339 --> 01:07:29.474 No, no. 01:07:30.809 --> 01:07:35.280 I get it. You're pregnant. And that is unimaginable. 01:07:35.314 --> 01:07:37.515 But Art is my son. 01:07:37.549 --> 01:07:41.587 This is my family, and we have had enough of you interfering. 01:08:05.878 --> 01:08:09.447 Oh. Oh, uh... 01:08:09.481 --> 01:08:14.386 Simon, you are a good man. 01:08:14.420 --> 01:08:17.889 An excellent father. 01:08:17.923 --> 01:08:20.359 And a darling friend. 01:08:20.559 --> 01:08:21.960 Hm? 01:08:24.063 --> 01:08:28.333 But it is time, hm? 01:08:28.367 --> 01:08:31.569 - Mm-hmm? - Hm. 01:08:31.603 --> 01:08:33.872 Let's go. 01:08:39.712 --> 01:08:41.346 It's gonna be fine. 01:08:59.565 --> 01:09:01.300 Shit! 01:09:15.047 --> 01:09:17.582 I love you both. 01:09:18.617 --> 01:09:20.786 Go and be with your families. 01:09:23.589 --> 01:09:25.424 Go on. 01:09:28.127 --> 01:09:30.829 Right behind you. 01:09:35.434 --> 01:09:37.069 Cheers. 01:09:48.113 --> 01:09:50.048 Shh. 01:09:50.082 --> 01:09:52.817 You're my beautiful boy. 01:09:52.851 --> 01:09:54.619 Tell me what happened, sweetheart. 01:09:54.653 --> 01:09:57.422 - Art, what happened? - Do you a hug? 01:09:59.124 --> 01:10:01.993 Are you exhausted? 01:10:02.027 --> 01:10:04.863 He's exhausted. It's all right. 01:10:13.439 --> 01:10:15.474 Have I always been boring? 01:10:21.447 --> 01:10:24.450 But you're so much more than that. 01:10:28.520 --> 01:10:30.488 What happened out there? 01:10:30.522 --> 01:10:31.956 Are you okay, Daddy? 01:10:31.990 --> 01:10:34.025 Is Art having a breakdown? 01:10:34.059 --> 01:10:36.828 No, he's just, um... 01:10:37.729 --> 01:10:40.198 He's just very upset. 01:10:40.232 --> 01:10:41.966 Has he calmed down yet? 01:10:42.000 --> 01:10:44.136 Yeah. 01:10:48.941 --> 01:10:52.010 It's time, boys. 01:10:54.112 --> 01:10:56.147 Already? 01:10:56.181 --> 01:10:58.650 Yes, I'm sorry. 01:11:22.808 --> 01:11:24.810 I didn't mean to hurt Nell. 01:11:32.518 --> 01:11:33.918 Fuck. 01:11:33.952 --> 01:11:35.787 Was I wrong? 01:11:37.923 --> 01:11:40.058 Is Art gonna be okay? 01:11:43.161 --> 01:11:44.696 You promised us a can each. 01:11:44.730 --> 01:11:46.798 I'm not sharing, Dad. 01:11:49.302 --> 01:11:51.736 The right, darling. 01:12:00.913 --> 01:12:02.714 Al? 01:12:05.050 --> 01:12:07.619 Please... wake up. 01:12:08.754 --> 01:12:12.090 Please wake up. Please wake up. 01:12:18.030 --> 01:12:19.931 Please wake up! 01:12:30.008 --> 01:12:32.010 Sorry. 01:12:54.166 --> 01:12:56.734 Here you go, darling. 01:12:56.768 --> 01:12:58.202 It's warm, Dad. 01:12:58.236 --> 01:12:59.904 Mine too. 01:12:59.938 --> 01:13:02.674 Art, is yours warm? 01:13:02.708 --> 01:13:03.841 Yep. 01:13:03.875 --> 01:13:05.743 - Dad? - Dad? 01:13:05.777 --> 01:13:09.180 Jesus Christ. 01:13:18.824 --> 01:13:21.560 I'll miss you. 01:14:04.903 --> 01:14:06.004 What are you doing? 01:14:06.038 --> 01:14:08.106 Sophie... 01:14:08.140 --> 01:14:12.911 do you want both of us and our baby to die in agony? 01:14:14.012 --> 01:14:16.982 Because I won't take my pill if you don't take yours. 01:14:32.698 --> 01:14:34.966 - Thank you. - There you go, darling. 01:14:37.836 --> 01:14:40.138 Be careful. 01:14:40.172 --> 01:14:42.341 Sorry, mom. 01:14:42.375 --> 01:14:45.109 It's all right, sweetheart. 01:14:45.143 --> 01:14:46.811 Fucking hell, Hardy! 01:14:46.845 --> 01:14:48.290 - It's not my fault. - Dad must have dropped it. 01:14:48.314 --> 01:14:49.914 Did you drop the Coke? 01:14:49.948 --> 01:14:52.183 I can't remember. 01:14:52.217 --> 01:14:54.286 Fuck's sake. 01:14:57.323 --> 01:14:58.823 Shit. 01:14:58.857 --> 01:15:00.024 Fucking hell. 01:15:00.058 --> 01:15:01.059 Darling. 01:15:01.093 --> 01:15:02.294 - Dad. - Dad. 01:15:18.009 --> 01:15:20.446 I haven't said goodbye to Nell! 01:15:20.480 --> 01:15:21.713 I haven't said goodbye to Art. 01:15:21.747 --> 01:15:23.047 I haven't said goodbye to Simon. 01:15:23.081 --> 01:15:26.150 Hold me. Please, please, Kitty, just once. 01:15:26.184 --> 01:15:27.251 I'll hold you. 01:15:27.286 --> 01:15:29.821 No. No, I want Kitty. 01:15:29.855 --> 01:15:30.922 Please, darling. 01:15:30.956 --> 01:15:33.024 My doll! Baby Kitty! 01:15:33.058 --> 01:15:36.894 Oh, no, Kitty, wait. I'll come. My legs... I can't feel my legs. 01:15:36.928 --> 01:15:39.331 Stop. 01:15:39.365 --> 01:15:41.199 K-K... 01:15:43.101 --> 01:15:44.269 Kitty! 01:16:32.585 --> 01:16:34.218 No! 01:16:54.105 --> 01:16:57.008 Say when. 01:16:57.042 --> 01:16:59.311 Stop. 01:17:00.413 --> 01:17:02.847 Compare. 01:17:02.881 --> 01:17:04.883 Okay. 01:17:08.521 --> 01:17:10.254 Happy? 01:17:10.289 --> 01:17:12.023 - Yeah. - Yeah. 01:17:22.167 --> 01:17:23.968 All right. 01:17:25.571 --> 01:17:27.205 Palm out. 01:17:27.873 --> 01:17:29.207 Palm. 01:17:29.241 --> 01:17:31.843 - They're huge. - Massive. 01:17:31.877 --> 01:17:34.513 How are we going to swallow them? 01:17:34.547 --> 01:17:37.616 Mum. 01:17:37.650 --> 01:17:39.851 Art. 01:17:39.885 --> 01:17:44.389 - Art, darling. - Art, wake up. 01:17:44.423 --> 01:17:48.293 - Art, wake up. - Art? 01:17:48.327 --> 01:17:51.463 - Geez! - Oh, my God! 01:17:53.532 --> 01:17:57.101 Oh, my God! 01:17:57.135 --> 01:17:59.204 Shit, shit. 01:18:02.240 --> 01:18:04.610 Coke. 01:18:04.644 --> 01:18:06.378 - Dad? - Mum? 01:18:09.080 --> 01:18:10.349 Ah. 01:18:10.383 --> 01:18:12.984 Okay, did you swallow it? You swallowed it? 01:18:13.018 --> 01:18:14.218 Have you swallowed it? Yes? 01:18:14.252 --> 01:18:15.987 Okay. 01:18:20.025 --> 01:18:23.127 My baby. 01:18:23.696 --> 01:18:26.532 Oh, fuck. 01:18:28.701 --> 01:18:30.268 Son. 01:18:30.303 --> 01:18:32.170 Okay. 01:18:39.312 --> 01:18:41.380 Alright, everyone. 01:18:41.414 --> 01:18:43.981 Everyone get into bed, close your eyes. 01:18:44.015 --> 01:18:45.684 Okay, okay, come on. 01:18:45.718 --> 01:18:47.118 On the bed. 01:18:56.161 --> 01:18:57.995 Jesus. 01:18:58.029 --> 01:18:59.398 How much did I drink? 01:18:59.432 --> 01:19:02.199 Fucking hell! For fuck sake! 01:19:02.233 --> 01:19:03.935 Where is everyone? 01:19:03.969 --> 01:19:06.605 We've got five minutes. 01:19:06.639 --> 01:19:08.407 Okay. 01:19:11.076 --> 01:19:13.211 Five fucking minutes! 01:20:09.702 --> 01:20:11.235 Dad? 01:21:02.721 --> 01:21:04.523 What the fuck, Bella? 01:21:04.557 --> 01:21:07.058 You puked up the pill. 01:21:07.092 --> 01:21:11.162 Fuckin' piss head. 01:21:34.687 --> 01:21:36.655 I want you to think of heaven. 01:21:36.689 --> 01:21:42.159 I want you to imagine a cloud that's... a giant cloud 01:21:42.193 --> 01:21:44.161 that's made of candy... Oh, my God! 01:21:44.195 --> 01:21:45.597 I haven't said goodbye to Sandra. 01:21:45.631 --> 01:21:46.865 - No. - No, I have to. 01:21:46.899 --> 01:21:48.500 There's no time, Nell. Just... 01:21:48.534 --> 01:21:53.071 Just stay with us. Lie down. Close your eyes. 01:21:57.610 --> 01:21:59.344 I love you, Daddy. 01:21:59.378 --> 01:22:01.379 You're the best daddy... 01:22:01.413 --> 01:22:07.352 in the whole wide world. 01:22:08.787 --> 01:22:10.822 I love you, mom. 01:22:10.856 --> 01:22:12.189 I love you, Hardy. 01:22:12.223 --> 01:22:14.759 I love you, dad. 01:22:14.793 --> 01:22:16.193 I love you, Hardy. 01:22:16.227 --> 01:22:17.261 I love you, mom. 01:22:17.296 --> 01:22:18.730 I love you, Thomas. 01:22:18.764 --> 01:22:20.699 I love you, dad. 01:22:20.733 --> 01:22:23.502 I love you, Thomas. 01:22:23.536 --> 01:22:25.838 I love you, darling. 01:22:28.307 --> 01:22:31.309 Sleep, my darling. 01:22:31.343 --> 01:22:33.812 I love you always. 01:22:33.846 --> 01:22:36.748 - I love you, Art. - I love you, Art. 01:22:36.772 --> 01:22:47.772 Telegram Channel and Instagram Page .:: @bollbolljan_com ::.