WEBVTT 00:00:00.910 --> 00:00:56.953 ..:: Presented by ZarFilm website ::.. ‏.:: www.bolboljan.net ::. 00:01:17.912 --> 00:01:19.247 English, please. 00:01:19.330 --> 00:01:21.707 I'm surrounded by idiots. 00:01:22.250 --> 00:01:24.043 That girl is a lot. 00:01:36.305 --> 00:01:39.600 I told you, pugsley. It's push, not pull. 00:01:39.684 --> 00:01:41.227 Hello, everyone! 00:01:41.727 --> 00:01:42.853 I can't believe 00:01:42.937 --> 00:01:45.147 parents let their children go out like this. 00:01:45.231 --> 00:01:48.234 They're all so clean, 00:01:48.317 --> 00:01:49.485 shiny. 00:01:49.568 --> 00:01:51.320 Oh, it's not all bad, my dear. 00:01:51.404 --> 00:01:53.324 At least they pit the children against each other 00:01:53.364 --> 00:01:54.365 in a competition 00:01:54.490 --> 00:01:56.993 that will inevitably scar the losers forever. 00:01:57.076 --> 00:02:00.371 Behold! The gift of prometheus! 00:02:05.960 --> 00:02:06.961 Ugh. 00:02:07.461 --> 00:02:08.671 Step aside, kid. 00:02:08.754 --> 00:02:10.214 I'll show you how it's done. 00:02:13.592 --> 00:02:14.593 What? 00:02:17.680 --> 00:02:19.724 Ladies and gentlemen. 00:02:20.808 --> 00:02:23.394 Come on, come on. Wednesday's next. 00:02:23.477 --> 00:02:26.063 Have you ever found yourself discontented 00:02:26.147 --> 00:02:27.773 bythose closest to you? 00:02:27.857 --> 00:02:30.401 Are you irked by their inability 00:02:30.484 --> 00:02:33.446 to heed simple requests? 00:02:33.529 --> 00:02:37.408 Such as, "please don't come to my science fair." 00:02:37.491 --> 00:02:39.535 She's talking about us. 00:02:41.037 --> 00:02:42.556 Do you ever wish you could take 00:02:42.580 --> 00:02:44.332 their undesirable quahfies 00:02:44.415 --> 00:02:47.209 and eliminate them forever? 00:02:47.293 --> 00:02:49.378 It can be done. 00:02:49.462 --> 00:02:52.298 Meet my uncle fester. 00:02:52.381 --> 00:02:53.382 Hello! 00:02:55.384 --> 00:02:57.011 That's my brother. 00:02:57.094 --> 00:02:58.637 Observe. 00:02:59.680 --> 00:03:00.973 Hmm. 00:03:02.224 --> 00:03:03.976 Mmm. 00:03:10.358 --> 00:03:12.318 Stomach-turning, isn't it? 00:03:12.401 --> 00:03:13.986 In stark contrast, however, 00:03:15.071 --> 00:03:16.822 is socrates. 00:03:18.157 --> 00:03:19.867 Aw. 00:03:19.950 --> 00:03:22.078 Psst! Are you gonna eat that? 00:03:22.161 --> 00:03:24.955 This led me to ponder the question, 00:03:25.039 --> 00:03:28.459 what if personality traits could be extracted 00:03:28.542 --> 00:03:30.836 and implanted between creatures? 00:03:40.429 --> 00:03:41.806 Bottoms up. 00:03:43.432 --> 00:03:45.226 Mmm. 00:03:45.309 --> 00:03:46.310 Ooh. 00:03:57.363 --> 00:03:59.657 Yay! All right! Thank you, thank you. 00:03:59.740 --> 00:04:00.783 What happened? 00:04:02.618 --> 00:04:04.912 Is there a single person 00:04:04.995 --> 00:04:06.622 in the history of the world 00:04:06.705 --> 00:04:08.624 who's made more of a breakthrough? 00:04:08.707 --> 00:04:11.168 She's an enfant terrible. 00:04:11.252 --> 00:04:14.130 With the focus on terrible. 00:04:14.213 --> 00:04:18.300 Cara Mia, you know what French does to me. 00:04:19.385 --> 00:04:23.639 And now, the moment you've all been waiting for. 00:04:24.265 --> 00:04:26.267 Here to present the awards at this year's 00:04:26.350 --> 00:04:28.561 strange foundation national science fair, 00:04:28.644 --> 00:04:30.187 is the brilliant innovator 00:04:30.271 --> 00:04:34.817 and the namesake of our foundation, Cyrus strange. 00:04:36.735 --> 00:04:38.904 Hello, everyone. 00:04:38.988 --> 00:04:40.281 Oh! 00:04:40.364 --> 00:04:42.491 I'm so honored to be here. 00:04:42.575 --> 00:04:45.494 But, well, I'm not actually there, I'm... 00:04:45.578 --> 00:04:48.080 Here! 00:04:48.164 --> 00:04:49.540 Well, you get it. 00:04:49.623 --> 00:04:51.542 Welcome to this year's science fair. 00:04:51.625 --> 00:04:52.877 I'm excited to honor this group 00:04:52.960 --> 00:04:54.920 of brilliant minds we have before us. 00:04:55.004 --> 00:04:56.714 Let's proceed. 00:04:56.797 --> 00:04:58.924 And the winner is... 00:04:59.008 --> 00:05:01.010 Good luck. 00:05:01.802 --> 00:05:04.180 Oh. You were serious. 00:05:05.723 --> 00:05:08.392 Everyone who participated. 00:05:08.476 --> 00:05:10.269 What? An nou ncer: That's right. 00:05:10.352 --> 00:05:13.355 This year, we are embracing a new philosophy. 00:05:13.439 --> 00:05:15.858 Just trying makes you a winner. 00:05:15.941 --> 00:05:19.236 But how can you be a winner if no one is a loser? 00:05:19.320 --> 00:05:20.640 Announcer: Every single one of you 00:05:20.696 --> 00:05:22.072 is special. 00:05:22.156 --> 00:05:23.324 Disagree. 00:05:23.407 --> 00:05:24.408 He's not special. 00:05:24.492 --> 00:05:26.702 Did you see his volcano? 00:05:26.785 --> 00:05:28.746 What was that? Baking soda? 00:05:28.829 --> 00:05:30.331 Is this the third grade? 00:05:30.414 --> 00:05:32.416 It does not count! 00:05:32.500 --> 00:05:34.001 Don't you get it? 00:05:34.084 --> 00:05:36.962 Ugh. I get it, Wednesday. 00:05:37.046 --> 00:05:38.339 I watched your presentation. 00:05:38.422 --> 00:05:40.382 It was brilliant. 00:05:40.466 --> 00:05:42.384 Yes, I'm aware of that. 00:05:42.468 --> 00:05:44.136 I see a kindred spirit in you. 00:05:44.220 --> 00:05:46.972 Mm-hmm. The makings of a great mind. 00:05:47.056 --> 00:05:49.475 If you'd like to share your research with me, 00:05:49.558 --> 00:05:51.727 I could develop it further in my lab. 00:05:51.810 --> 00:05:53.562 Imagine what would happen 00:05:53.646 --> 00:05:56.899 if we combined your data with the proper resources? 00:05:56.982 --> 00:05:59.693 Alas, I can't share any of that. 00:05:59.777 --> 00:06:01.153 It's a family secret. 00:06:01.237 --> 00:06:02.947 Isee. 00:06:03.030 --> 00:06:05.449 And which family is yours? 00:06:05.533 --> 00:06:06.534 Fire in the hole! 00:06:10.996 --> 00:06:12.831 Pretty hot, eh, ladies? 00:06:13.457 --> 00:06:15.417 Nice job, Romeo. 00:06:26.178 --> 00:06:28.138 Morticia, my queen, 00:06:28.222 --> 00:06:30.015 you inflame me. 00:06:30.099 --> 00:06:33.394 I feel liquid magma lapping at my body. 00:06:33.477 --> 00:06:35.145 You're on fire, dear. 00:06:35.229 --> 00:06:36.981 Ha! So I am! 00:06:40.150 --> 00:06:41.819 My condolences. 00:07:16.562 --> 00:07:19.815 Great thinkers need obstacles to function. 00:07:19.898 --> 00:07:22.192 Yet, with every meaningless trophy, 00:07:22.276 --> 00:07:25.404 I become more and more unremarkable. 00:07:26.071 --> 00:07:30.618 And with every hug, more brain cells erode. 00:07:30.701 --> 00:07:33.954 But, like the Phoenix from the ashes, 00:07:34.038 --> 00:07:36.707 I shall rise above this setback. 00:07:38.000 --> 00:07:41.462 Together, we shall turn heads, socrates. 00:07:42.755 --> 00:07:45.132 Starting with pugsley. 00:07:48.636 --> 00:07:51.096 Huh? Love hurts, huh, kid? 00:07:51.180 --> 00:07:53.515 Well, I saw you swing and miss horribly 00:07:53.599 --> 00:07:55.893 with the ladies at the science fair. 00:07:55.976 --> 00:07:58.896 So, I thought you should read my book! 00:07:59.229 --> 00:08:04.318 How to woo and other tips on love. 00:08:05.736 --> 00:08:06.862 You wrote this? 00:08:06.945 --> 00:08:08.697 Self-published, on the Internet. 00:08:08.781 --> 00:08:10.616 Not easy to do. 00:08:10.699 --> 00:08:13.619 Pugsley, I've been on three first dates. 00:08:13.702 --> 00:08:17.081 I mean, who else has that kind ofexpenence? 00:08:20.501 --> 00:08:24.046 I know this, uh, goes against guy code, 00:08:24.129 --> 00:08:25.923 but what are you doing Friday night? 00:08:30.928 --> 00:08:32.680 Hey, you kids, come on down here. 00:08:32.763 --> 00:08:33.889 It's dinnertime. 00:08:33.972 --> 00:08:35.724 Mmm. 00:08:35.849 --> 00:08:37.035 Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy! 00:08:38.310 --> 00:08:40.604 It's dinner time, my favorite nighttime meal! 00:08:40.688 --> 00:08:41.814 My balls! 00:08:41.897 --> 00:08:43.774 Ow, ow. My stomach! 00:08:43.899 --> 00:08:45.484 Uh-oh, my head! 00:08:48.529 --> 00:08:50.572 Mmm. 00:08:51.615 --> 00:08:52.616 Oh! 00:08:55.703 --> 00:08:57.579 Please, uncle fester, wait for the children. 00:08:57.996 --> 00:08:58.997 Children? 00:08:59.081 --> 00:09:01.125 I thought we were having chicken. 00:09:01.208 --> 00:09:02.835 Where are those two? 00:09:02.918 --> 00:09:05.421 Pugsley may have an appetite for destruction, 00:09:05.504 --> 00:09:07.423 but it's never a match for his stomach. 00:09:07.506 --> 00:09:08.882 I wouldn't wait on pugsley. 00:09:08.966 --> 00:09:11.343 Kid's got a lot of homework to do. 00:09:11.427 --> 00:09:12.970 This generation. 00:09:13.262 --> 00:09:14.930 Let's at least wait for Wednesday. 00:09:16.807 --> 00:09:18.892 Why does nobody in this family 00:09:18.976 --> 00:09:20.561 come in through the front door? 00:09:20.644 --> 00:09:22.646 "Dearest mother and father," 00:09:22.730 --> 00:09:25.607 "I will not be attending this evening's ritual mastication." 00:09:25.691 --> 00:09:26.900 I guess she's not hungry. 00:09:26.984 --> 00:09:28.902 "It's not that I'm not hungry, 00:09:28.986 --> 00:09:30.904 "I am just choosing to spare myself 00:09:30.988 --> 00:09:34.032 "the agony of your compliments on my performance today" 00:09:34.116 --> 00:09:37.119 "and your needy attempt to hang my award above the fireplace." 00:09:37.202 --> 00:09:38.996 I should go try to talk to her. 00:09:39.079 --> 00:09:40.748 "Don't try to talk to me." 00:09:40.831 --> 00:09:42.166 "I want to be alone." 00:09:42.249 --> 00:09:44.626 We should bring her a plate at least. 00:09:44.710 --> 00:09:46.754 "Ps. Don't even bring me a plate." 00:09:46.837 --> 00:09:49.339 This is the third dinner 00:09:49.423 --> 00:09:50.966 Wednesday has skipped this week. 00:09:51.175 --> 00:09:52.509 Why is she avoiding us? 00:09:52.593 --> 00:09:55.512 All I ever do is try to love and support her. 00:09:55.596 --> 00:09:58.849 Gomez, I think she's saying that's the problem. 00:09:58.932 --> 00:10:01.852 You're brilliant, Cara Mia, 00:10:01.935 --> 00:10:03.854 what? She's trying to tell me 00:10:03.937 --> 00:10:06.064 that what a young girl wants 00:10:06.148 --> 00:10:08.025 is a ton of attention from her father. 00:10:08.150 --> 00:10:11.069 Or you could just keep being yourself. 00:10:11.153 --> 00:10:13.739 Let her come back to us when she's ready. 00:10:13.822 --> 00:10:15.741 But that could take forever! 00:10:15.824 --> 00:10:19.995 I have the very solution to the problem, Cara Mia, 00:10:20.078 --> 00:10:21.789 we'll take a family road trip. 00:10:21.872 --> 00:10:22.915 What? 00:10:22.998 --> 00:10:25.501 You've always wanted to see more of this great country. 00:10:25.584 --> 00:10:27.085 Well, it's true. 00:10:27.169 --> 00:10:31.131 We have some of the best dark secrets, as countries go. 00:10:31.215 --> 00:10:32.382 Then it's settled! 00:10:32.466 --> 00:10:35.677 We are going on an Addams family vacafion! 00:10:39.640 --> 00:10:41.308 Come on, kids. 00:10:41.391 --> 00:10:45.312 Feast your eyes on the old Addams camper. 00:10:45.395 --> 00:10:47.231 Thing's been fixing it up. 00:10:54.112 --> 00:10:55.239 It's a hybrid. 00:10:55.322 --> 00:10:57.741 Half car, half eyesore. 00:10:57.825 --> 00:11:00.619 Mother, father, this is cruel. 00:11:00.702 --> 00:11:02.496 Even for you. 00:11:04.206 --> 00:11:06.667 Thatsthespun, lurch. 00:11:10.671 --> 00:11:12.047 Let's go, Wednesday. 00:11:12.130 --> 00:11:14.383 It's time for some family bonding. 00:11:14.508 --> 00:11:17.094 Whether you like it or not. 00:11:18.136 --> 00:11:19.596 You see, Wednesday, 00:11:19.680 --> 00:11:21.306 this trip will bring the Addams family 00:11:21.390 --> 00:11:23.934 closer than ever before. 00:11:26.186 --> 00:11:28.814 Or there will be no survivors. 00:11:29.356 --> 00:11:30.816 Man: Hello? 00:11:30.899 --> 00:11:32.484 Anybody home? 00:11:32.568 --> 00:11:33.777 Hello? 00:11:33.861 --> 00:11:34.862 Mr. Addams? 00:11:35.737 --> 00:11:37.698 Hello, good sir! 00:11:37.781 --> 00:11:38.907 I am Gomez Addams. 00:11:40.075 --> 00:11:42.411 And this is my wife, morticia. 00:11:42.494 --> 00:11:43.912 Charmed. 00:11:43.996 --> 00:11:45.455 I'll get right to the point. 00:11:45.539 --> 00:11:47.124 My name is mustela. 00:11:47.207 --> 00:11:50.627 I'm a lawyer representing a couple in sausalito, California. 00:11:50.711 --> 00:11:52.254 Recent evidence has come to light 00:11:52.337 --> 00:11:55.340 that on the night of my client's daughter's birth, 00:11:55.424 --> 00:11:56.633 she may have been switched. 00:11:56.717 --> 00:11:58.886 With another child at the hospital. 00:11:59.261 --> 00:12:02.389 Namely, a Wednesday Addams. 00:12:07.561 --> 00:12:09.479 Ooh, hilarious! 00:12:09.563 --> 00:12:13.483 All this, just to get out of a family road trip. 00:12:13.567 --> 00:12:15.485 How much did Wednesday pay you? 00:12:15.569 --> 00:12:16.904 Excuse me? 00:12:16.987 --> 00:12:19.489 Oh! Sorry, sorry, where are my manners? 00:12:19.573 --> 00:12:21.491 I think he's expecting a tip. 00:12:22.284 --> 00:12:25.162 No, I'm expecting a DNA sample. 00:12:25.245 --> 00:12:27.205 Ifyouwlang the child here, we can... 00:12:27.289 --> 00:12:29.750 I never seem to have a tip. 00:12:29.833 --> 00:12:31.126 I do. 00:12:31.209 --> 00:12:33.921 Great uncle Zander left me these tips in his will. 00:12:34.004 --> 00:12:36.214 I knew one day they'd come in handy. 00:12:36.298 --> 00:12:38.216 There you go, my good man. 00:12:38.300 --> 00:12:40.802 Well played. Very amusing indeed. 00:12:40.886 --> 00:12:42.763 I assure you, Mr. Addams, 00:12:42.846 --> 00:12:45.766 there's nothing amusing about this. 00:12:45.849 --> 00:12:48.477 And this is far from over! 00:12:49.478 --> 00:12:51.563 I can't believe he gave me the finger. 00:12:52.856 --> 00:12:55.859 Mother, father, who was that man? 00:12:56.109 --> 00:12:57.694 Very funny, Wednesday. 00:12:57.778 --> 00:12:59.321 Nice try. 00:12:59.404 --> 00:13:01.782 I have no idea what you're talking about. 00:13:02.199 --> 00:13:03.367 Who was he? 00:13:06.119 --> 00:13:07.746 No one for you to worry about. 00:13:07.829 --> 00:13:09.122 No one at all, dear. 00:13:10.040 --> 00:13:11.041 Hmm. 00:13:12.334 --> 00:13:13.937 Thank you for watching the house 00:13:13.961 --> 00:13:15.253 while we're gone, grandma. 00:13:15.337 --> 00:13:18.215 It's such a relief to know it's in safe hands. 00:13:18.298 --> 00:13:19.299 Oh, please. 00:13:19.424 --> 00:13:22.386 Trust me, these hands have cracked many safes. 00:13:22.928 --> 00:13:25.806 Thing, let the vacation commence! 00:13:27.808 --> 00:13:29.017 Let's roll! 00:13:39.987 --> 00:13:41.863 Bye! Farewell! 00:13:41.947 --> 00:13:44.449 Adios! Toodle-oo! 00:13:44.533 --> 00:13:46.618 Whoo-hoo-hoo! I thought they'd never leave. 00:13:46.702 --> 00:13:49.621 Spirit: Let's party! 00:13:51.790 --> 00:13:53.417 You read my mind, chuckles. 00:13:53.500 --> 00:13:55.252 Time to make some money. 00:14:02.926 --> 00:14:03.969 I thought that first, 00:14:04.052 --> 00:14:06.513 we shall pay our respects to the immolated 00:14:06.596 --> 00:14:08.765 in the witch-haunted city of Salem. 00:14:08.849 --> 00:14:12.811 Then, in the great nomadic tradition of our ancestors, 00:14:12.894 --> 00:14:16.732 we'll flit hither and thither across this great nation 00:14:16.815 --> 00:14:18.066 until we reach 00:14:18.150 --> 00:14:20.193 ourfinaldesfinafion. 00:14:20.277 --> 00:14:24.239 The place on earth where people are happiest! 00:14:24.573 --> 00:14:26.366 Death valley! 00:14:27.325 --> 00:14:28.952 We'll be gone for three weeks. 00:14:29.036 --> 00:14:30.495 Three weeks? 00:14:30.579 --> 00:14:32.664 You're both growing up so fast. 00:14:32.748 --> 00:14:34.291 Soon, youh move out, 00:14:34.374 --> 00:14:35.917 and it'll be nice to have a memory 00:14:36.001 --> 00:14:37.419 we could look back upon. 00:14:37.502 --> 00:14:39.963 No matter how terrible. 00:14:40.047 --> 00:14:41.631 Ooh, like prom night. 00:14:50.974 --> 00:14:53.310 I can't believe the boss made me bring backup. 00:14:53.393 --> 00:14:55.187 No offense, I just really don't see 00:14:55.270 --> 00:14:56.730 what you bring to the table. 00:14:58.023 --> 00:14:59.357 All I know is, 00:14:59.441 --> 00:15:00.442 if we don't get that girl 00:15:00.525 --> 00:15:01.902 and bring her back to sausalito, 00:15:01.985 --> 00:15:03.236 we'll both be fired. 00:15:04.654 --> 00:15:06.531 Oh, ugh. Mint? 00:15:07.240 --> 00:15:08.784 You know what? Take 'em all. 00:15:34.768 --> 00:15:36.311 Ooh, ooh, ooh. And then it goes... 00:15:42.192 --> 00:15:44.319 Anyway, it's not finished yet, 00:15:44.402 --> 00:15:46.696 but it's my best rock opera yet. 00:15:46.780 --> 00:15:48.698 I'm calling it rocktapus. 00:15:49.241 --> 00:15:50.742 I wrote it in the bath. 00:15:50.826 --> 00:15:53.537 I've been taking a lot of baths recently. 00:15:53.620 --> 00:15:54.913 You know, I think it's... 00:15:58.959 --> 00:16:02.379 All that beautiful water! 00:16:03.672 --> 00:16:05.340 Forget Salem! We know how it turned out. 00:16:05.423 --> 00:16:06.716 Change of plans. 00:16:24.484 --> 00:16:26.570 Thing, how did this happen? 00:16:26.653 --> 00:16:28.238 We were supposed to be in Salem. 00:16:30.282 --> 00:16:32.200 Ah, don't be mad, brother. 00:16:32.284 --> 00:16:34.786 Niagara Falls is the great wonder of the world 00:16:34.870 --> 00:16:37.455 and kills the most tourists 00:16:37.539 --> 00:16:40.292 with its powerful, seducfive 00:16:41.626 --> 00:16:43.044 water. 00:16:45.005 --> 00:16:47.132 Fester? Fester? 00:16:47.215 --> 00:16:48.758 Hey, fester. 00:16:49.176 --> 00:16:50.343 Are you feeling all right? 00:16:50.427 --> 00:16:52.971 You're not your usual creepy self. 00:16:53.054 --> 00:16:54.222 Not especially. 00:16:54.306 --> 00:16:55.682 Will you take a look at this? 00:16:55.765 --> 00:16:57.684 Does this seem off to you? 00:16:57.767 --> 00:16:59.102 It smells okay, 00:16:59.186 --> 00:17:00.854 but make sure to put it in the fridge. 00:17:00.937 --> 00:17:02.480 Seafood turns very quickly. 00:17:04.900 --> 00:17:06.401 Having fun? 00:17:06.484 --> 00:17:10.572 I'm staring at Canada, if that answers your question. 00:17:10.655 --> 00:17:12.324 I'm sorry, Wednesday. 00:17:12.407 --> 00:17:13.950 I know how much you wanted to see 00:17:14.034 --> 00:17:16.411 where girls your age were burned at the stake. 00:17:16.494 --> 00:17:17.654 What did you call them again? 00:17:18.163 --> 00:17:19.998 Squad ghouls. 00:17:20.582 --> 00:17:22.626 What do you say we do a little exploring? 00:17:22.709 --> 00:17:23.710 Justus. 00:17:23.793 --> 00:17:25.795 I saw a vintage store in town. 00:17:25.879 --> 00:17:29.132 Maybe it's time for you to try out a more mature look. 00:17:30.717 --> 00:17:33.261 The little black dress is a classic, mother. 00:17:33.345 --> 00:17:34.971 There's my little holy terror. 00:17:36.431 --> 00:17:38.725 You know how I feel about hugs, father. 00:17:42.437 --> 00:17:45.607 Did you know dozens of people tried to go over these falls 00:17:45.690 --> 00:17:47.108 in wooden barrels? 00:17:47.192 --> 00:17:48.652 Does anyone survive? 00:17:48.735 --> 00:17:51.238 Some do. Some don't. 00:17:51.321 --> 00:17:55.075 I hear it's a barrel of fun. 00:17:57.160 --> 00:18:00.497 Pugsley, have you ever worn a coat of live bees? 00:18:00.580 --> 00:18:02.999 OMG. 00:18:03.083 --> 00:18:05.085 I should totes take a selfie of this moment. 00:18:06.544 --> 00:18:09.339 Ah! This is the perfect opportunity 00:18:09.422 --> 00:18:11.258 to try out the moves in my book. 00:18:11.341 --> 00:18:12.550 The key with women 00:18:12.634 --> 00:18:15.136 is to make a strong first impression. 00:18:15.220 --> 00:18:16.680 You mean like a bad smell? 00:18:16.763 --> 00:18:18.306 Well, that goes without saying. 00:18:18.390 --> 00:18:21.977 What I mean is, it's important to make a big splash. 00:18:22.060 --> 00:18:23.687 Are you with me, kid? 00:18:27.857 --> 00:18:29.025 Huh? Ouch! 00:18:29.109 --> 00:18:30.694 I just skinned my knee 00:18:31.027 --> 00:18:32.862 falling for you. 00:18:34.990 --> 00:18:36.950 That's so corny. 00:18:37.033 --> 00:18:39.327 Ugh. Did you get that from a book? 00:18:39.828 --> 00:18:41.037 Uh-oh. Uh... 00:18:41.121 --> 00:18:43.331 Leave this to me. 00:18:43.415 --> 00:18:45.917 Excuse me, vacuous lemmings. 00:18:48.253 --> 00:18:50.171 Oh, come on. 00:19:15.405 --> 00:19:17.407 Stop! No! 00:19:35.300 --> 00:19:38.303 Madison, would you do me the honor of becoming my wife? 00:19:39.804 --> 00:19:42.223 Help! 00:19:42.474 --> 00:19:43.600 Is that a maybe? 00:20:00.950 --> 00:20:02.869 Right in the niagara balls! 00:20:07.874 --> 00:20:09.667 Nobody is renting barrels. 00:20:09.751 --> 00:20:12.545 I had to buy 300 pickles just to get these. 00:20:12.629 --> 00:20:14.065 You go that way. I'll look over here. 00:20:14.089 --> 00:20:15.090 Gomez, look. 00:20:16.466 --> 00:20:17.884 Isn't that the weaselly man 00:20:17.967 --> 00:20:19.969 who came to the house looking for Wednesday? 00:20:20.053 --> 00:20:23.181 Well, I have to admit, I admire the man's tenacity. 00:20:23.264 --> 00:20:24.432 Wednesday, let's try 00:20:24.516 --> 00:20:26.976 a little family trust-building exercise. 00:20:27.060 --> 00:20:29.312 I don't believe in exercise. Sorry! 00:20:36.986 --> 00:20:41.533 Excelsior! Whoo-hoo-hoo! 00:20:43.118 --> 00:20:44.619 Hey, hey, wait for me! 00:20:44.702 --> 00:20:46.579 I wanna go in the water too! 00:20:54.421 --> 00:20:56.714 Help! Pongo! 00:20:56.798 --> 00:20:58.758 Guess that takes care of that. 00:20:59.592 --> 00:21:01.177 Hey, where's pugsley? 00:21:02.637 --> 00:21:05.014 Well, look at this, a tiny floating person. 00:21:06.599 --> 00:21:08.017 Oh! There he is. 00:21:11.729 --> 00:21:14.190 How great was that, Wednesday? 00:21:14.274 --> 00:21:16.025 And we both survived. 00:21:16.109 --> 00:21:18.319 Another thing we have in common. 00:21:18.403 --> 00:21:20.655 Okay, what's going on? 00:21:20.738 --> 00:21:21.990 Whatever do you mean? 00:21:22.157 --> 00:21:23.324 Father. 00:21:23.408 --> 00:21:25.827 His erratic behavior. 00:21:25.910 --> 00:21:28.204 This last-minute family trip to make memories. 00:21:28.288 --> 00:21:29.664 Giving hugs. 00:21:29.747 --> 00:21:31.040 It's torture. 00:21:31.124 --> 00:21:32.375 And not the fun kind, 00:21:32.459 --> 00:21:34.752 like putting leeches in pugsley's briefs. 00:21:35.503 --> 00:21:38.089 Anyway, I'm quite sure he's dying. 00:21:38.173 --> 00:21:39.716 What? Don't worry. 00:21:39.799 --> 00:21:41.134 I won't tell pugsley. 00:21:41.217 --> 00:21:42.343 Not yet. 00:21:42.427 --> 00:21:44.137 He'll enjoy the surprise. 00:21:44.429 --> 00:21:48.975 But ifyou're afraid to ask my permission to take a new lover, 00:21:49.058 --> 00:21:50.602 just know you have it. 00:22:01.946 --> 00:22:04.949 Ouch! Mom, tell her to stop! 00:22:05.033 --> 00:22:06.951 Please, darlings, quiet down. 00:22:07.035 --> 00:22:08.786 I'm trying to find a signal. 00:22:13.166 --> 00:22:14.375 Ow! 00:22:14.459 --> 00:22:15.877 Mom, help! 00:22:15.960 --> 00:22:17.962 Gomez, have you heard from your mother yet? 00:22:18.046 --> 00:22:19.631 She's not answering my texts. 00:22:19.714 --> 00:22:22.133 Oh, she's probably having an early night. 00:22:22.217 --> 00:22:25.762 The woman is almost 102 years old, after all. 00:22:26.221 --> 00:22:28.139 Whoo! 00:22:33.061 --> 00:22:34.270 Whoo-hoo! 00:22:34.354 --> 00:22:35.813 We're here for the party! 00:22:36.439 --> 00:22:37.899 Whoop-la! 00:22:37.982 --> 00:22:38.983 Tickets, please! 00:22:39.067 --> 00:22:42.487 Wow, this place is a whole mood. 00:22:42.570 --> 00:22:45.907 Well, ifyou're in the mood to party, 00:22:45.990 --> 00:22:47.784 step right this way. 00:22:47.867 --> 00:22:50.370 Whoa! This plant totes slaps! 00:22:50.453 --> 00:22:53.414 No, darling, she snaps. 00:22:53.498 --> 00:22:55.375 Oh, don't worry, don't worry. 00:22:55.458 --> 00:22:57.377 She's on a vegan diet. 00:22:57.460 --> 00:23:00.964 In that she only eats vegans. 00:23:01.047 --> 00:23:02.674 And who's the headliner? 00:23:02.757 --> 00:23:05.343 Uh... uh... the talking heads. 00:23:05.426 --> 00:23:06.427 For reals? 00:23:06.511 --> 00:23:07.595 Uh, yeah, yeah. 00:23:07.679 --> 00:23:09.013 Uh, they're right over there. 00:23:09.097 --> 00:23:10.491 You 'bout that lifestyle 00:23:10.515 --> 00:23:11.808 lifestyle 00:23:11.891 --> 00:23:13.518 everybody knows 00:23:13.601 --> 00:23:16.813 diamonds ain't got nothin' on you, ooh, ooh 00:23:16.896 --> 00:23:18.231 we 'bout that lifestyle 00:23:18.314 --> 00:23:20.441 um... I didn't pay $500 to watch a bunch of puppets. 00:23:20.650 --> 00:23:21.818 What? 00:23:21.901 --> 00:23:23.653 Do you know how hard it is to decapitate 00:23:23.736 --> 00:23:25.321 an entire barber shop quartet? 00:23:27.407 --> 00:23:29.409 Ew! Refund, please. 00:23:29.492 --> 00:23:30.785 No, no, no. 00:23:30.868 --> 00:23:32.245 Let's not be hasty. 00:23:32.328 --> 00:23:34.747 I was just joking. 00:23:34.831 --> 00:23:36.374 I don't want to ruin the surprise. 00:23:36.457 --> 00:23:38.167 And... and trust me, 00:23:38.251 --> 00:23:41.671 the headliner will make serious headlines. 00:23:41.754 --> 00:23:43.172 You 'bout that lifestyle 00:23:44.966 --> 00:23:45.967 Lifestyle 00:23:51.889 --> 00:23:53.766 It was the dead of night. 00:23:56.853 --> 00:23:59.188 The witching hour. 00:23:59.272 --> 00:24:00.815 The wolf howled. 00:24:04.152 --> 00:24:07.238 And then she heard a scratching at the door. 00:24:07.322 --> 00:24:08.906 Scratch, 00:24:08.990 --> 00:24:10.450 scratch, 00:24:10.533 --> 00:24:12.577 scratch. 00:24:12.660 --> 00:24:15.955 She slowly opened it to reveal 00:24:16.539 --> 00:24:18.291 a puppy! 00:24:18.374 --> 00:24:20.627 And around its neck 00:24:20.710 --> 00:24:21.878 was a bow! 00:24:23.212 --> 00:24:26.215 Mmm. Gomez. 00:24:26.299 --> 00:24:28.676 You remember when I first told you that one, pugsley? 00:24:28.760 --> 00:24:30.803 You must've been two months old. 00:24:30.887 --> 00:24:33.056 Oh, you'd scream and scream 00:24:33.139 --> 00:24:34.724 until you wet yourself. 00:24:34.807 --> 00:24:36.934 Sometmngs neverchange. 00:24:38.978 --> 00:24:40.730 She's not back yet. 00:24:40.813 --> 00:24:42.315 She said she wanted to be alone, 00:24:42.398 --> 00:24:44.484 but how long does that take? 00:24:44.567 --> 00:24:46.152 There she is. 00:24:46.235 --> 00:24:47.862 How did it go out there, vvednesday? 00:24:47.945 --> 00:24:49.864 Did kitty do his business? 00:24:49.947 --> 00:24:50.948 Indeed. 00:24:52.867 --> 00:24:54.386 Ew! Come, come. Join us. 00:24:54.410 --> 00:24:56.954 We were just telling stories of when pugsley was born. 00:24:57.038 --> 00:24:59.248 He kept us up all night, howling. 00:24:59.332 --> 00:25:01.084 Wednesday, you were the opposite. 00:25:01.167 --> 00:25:02.418 I've never heard of a baby 00:25:02.502 --> 00:25:04.587 being completely silent before. 00:25:04.671 --> 00:25:06.089 Ah, yes, 00:25:06.172 --> 00:25:08.508 I remember the night Wednesday was born. 00:25:08.591 --> 00:25:10.093 It was a Tuesday. 00:25:10.176 --> 00:25:13.096 All tucked in tight in the hospital nursery. 00:25:13.179 --> 00:25:15.682 She was silent as a jellyfish. 00:25:15.765 --> 00:25:18.768 Even when all the other little babies started bawling. 00:25:18.851 --> 00:25:20.728 What do you mean? 00:25:20.812 --> 00:25:23.189 Oh, I never told you this story? 00:25:24.357 --> 00:25:26.317 Start talking. 00:25:27.151 --> 00:25:28.791 Well, I was looking for a bathroom 00:25:28.820 --> 00:25:31.322 because I'd eaten all of the patients' pudding 00:25:31.406 --> 00:25:33.032 that they left behind, 00:25:33.116 --> 00:25:36.160 when I took a wrong turn into the hospital nursery. 00:25:45.044 --> 00:25:46.963 And that's when I spotted her. 00:25:50.633 --> 00:25:53.970 I just wanted to get a better look at my new niece. 00:25:54.053 --> 00:25:55.972 But a bunch of the babies started 00:25:56.055 --> 00:25:57.598 wailing their heads off. 00:25:57.682 --> 00:26:01.436 So, I remembered the age-old Addams family nursery trick. 00:26:13.489 --> 00:26:15.742 And sure enough, they all fell asleep. 00:26:18.077 --> 00:26:20.621 And I put all the babies back where I found them. 00:26:21.831 --> 00:26:22.915 I think. 00:26:25.084 --> 00:26:26.627 Pretty sure. 00:26:30.882 --> 00:26:32.717 Kitty needs a walk. Right away. 00:26:32.800 --> 00:26:33.944 But I just walked... 00:26:33.968 --> 00:26:36.012 Fester, you're in charge. 00:26:36.596 --> 00:26:39.140 I wonder if I could juggle actual children. 00:26:39.223 --> 00:26:41.434 Wednesday, pugsley, bring it in, let's find out. 00:26:41.517 --> 00:26:43.394 You never know until you try. 00:26:43.478 --> 00:26:44.705 And if one of you 00:26:44.729 --> 00:26:46.731 falls on your head, well, lesson learned. 00:26:46.814 --> 00:26:50.234 Hard to believe women don't want to talk to either of you. 00:26:51.944 --> 00:26:54.822 Gomez, what if what that lawyer said is true? 00:26:55.031 --> 00:26:57.283 These people are not going to give up. 00:26:57.366 --> 00:27:00.411 They'll keep coming until they take her away. 00:27:00.495 --> 00:27:01.704 Let him come! 00:27:01.788 --> 00:27:04.332 They shall know us by our trail of dead. 00:27:04.415 --> 00:27:07.084 Ugh. That's your answer to everything. 00:27:07.335 --> 00:27:08.961 I only wish 00:27:09.045 --> 00:27:11.297 I did have the answer for it, querida. 00:27:15.301 --> 00:27:16.928 Tish! That's it. 00:27:17.470 --> 00:27:20.556 I may not have the answer, but I know someone who will. 00:27:21.015 --> 00:27:22.350 I hope so. 00:27:22.433 --> 00:27:25.061 Whatever we do, we can't let Wednesday find out 00:27:25.144 --> 00:27:27.063 she might not be our daughter. 00:27:32.401 --> 00:27:34.153 Could it be true? 00:27:34.237 --> 00:27:37.949 Could I have been misplaced in my infancy? 00:27:38.032 --> 00:27:41.410 Grown up with a delusion that I am one person, 00:27:41.494 --> 00:27:46.374 when in fact, I am someone completely different. 00:27:47.166 --> 00:27:52.171 Now this is the origin story an innovator like me deserves. 00:27:52.255 --> 00:27:55.341 Itwould make a fascinating first chapter in my memoir. 00:27:56.342 --> 00:27:57.426 Can you imagine? 00:28:02.390 --> 00:28:03.808 Come on, kids! 00:28:03.891 --> 00:28:05.726 Up and Addams! 00:28:06.769 --> 00:28:09.313 Thing, head south. 00:28:09.397 --> 00:28:13.317 What we need is a little old-fashioned Addams fun! 00:28:13.401 --> 00:28:14.777 Ha-ha! 00:28:23.536 --> 00:28:25.288 I got it. Oh! There we go. 00:28:25.371 --> 00:28:26.372 Oh, dude! 00:28:28.249 --> 00:28:29.375 Hey, freak! 00:28:30.793 --> 00:28:32.253 Pass it back! 00:28:32.795 --> 00:28:34.380 I'm not a freak. 00:28:36.340 --> 00:28:37.842 I'm a force of nature. 00:28:40.052 --> 00:28:41.804 Some force of nature. 00:28:41.888 --> 00:28:43.347 So weak. 00:28:46.767 --> 00:28:48.477 Guys, you see this? 00:28:48.561 --> 00:28:50.354 What's going on? What is it? 00:29:19.842 --> 00:29:21.218 Oh, my. 00:29:21.302 --> 00:29:24.096 It looks like some unfortunate soul 00:29:24.180 --> 00:29:27.975 has dropped a small fortune in the sand. 00:29:28.059 --> 00:29:29.518 That's mine! 00:29:39.528 --> 00:29:42.531 Lame! 00:29:42.615 --> 00:29:46.285 It looks like we need to go over chapter 3, 00:29:46.369 --> 00:29:49.038 "how to be repulsive and impress girls." 00:29:49.121 --> 00:29:50.247 I'll be right back. 00:29:50.331 --> 00:29:52.625 I gotta go use the bathroom. 00:30:19.735 --> 00:30:20.736 Shark! Shark! 00:30:33.958 --> 00:30:35.334 Woman: Run for your lives! 00:30:40.464 --> 00:30:42.383 Hyah! See? 00:30:42.466 --> 00:30:45.177 Now that's how you attract attention. 00:30:49.140 --> 00:30:51.684 Ah! There he is. 00:30:51.767 --> 00:30:54.562 The man we came to see. 00:31:25.301 --> 00:31:26.635 It! 00:31:26.719 --> 00:31:29.889 Good to see you, my bewhiskered cousin. 00:31:29.972 --> 00:31:32.308 You made it. 00:31:32.391 --> 00:31:35.478 Mmm. It's in Florida for spring break. 00:31:35.561 --> 00:31:38.355 Ghouls gone wild, am I right? 00:31:38.439 --> 00:31:39.708 He's going to join us on our trip. 00:31:39.732 --> 00:31:41.150 Hold on. 00:31:41.233 --> 00:31:43.194 He's coming in the camper? 00:31:43.277 --> 00:31:45.071 We're cramped enough as it is. 00:31:45.154 --> 00:31:47.073 And he sheds, morticia. 00:31:47.156 --> 00:31:49.033 Oh, fester, he's family. 00:31:49.116 --> 00:31:50.910 The more the hairier. 00:31:50.993 --> 00:31:53.662 Well, if he's allowed on the couch, then so am I! 00:32:01.545 --> 00:32:02.713 No, no, no! 00:32:02.797 --> 00:32:04.256 I said cut the red wire. 00:32:06.425 --> 00:32:09.720 I can't believe Taylor swift wants to date me. 00:32:09.804 --> 00:32:11.472 Me. 00:32:11.555 --> 00:32:13.265 Make sure to close the door 00:32:13.349 --> 00:32:16.977 when you go into outer space. 00:32:17.061 --> 00:32:20.981 Yes, beyonce, I would love to share my ham with you. 00:33:26.088 --> 00:33:28.007 Morticia, I told you so. 00:33:28.090 --> 00:33:29.800 There's hairballs everywhere. 00:33:31.969 --> 00:33:34.847 Yeah, and the same to you, fuzzface. 00:33:43.105 --> 00:33:44.815 How could you tell? 00:33:51.739 --> 00:33:55.784 Did it ever bother you that you were so different 00:33:55.868 --> 00:33:57.745 from the rest of the family? 00:34:00.456 --> 00:34:02.041 A rebellious phase? 00:34:05.419 --> 00:34:09.298 You shaved your entire body as a teenager? 00:34:13.260 --> 00:34:16.555 Oh. So that's what changed. 00:34:17.181 --> 00:34:19.099 You owned who you were. 00:34:22.269 --> 00:34:24.146 That's the problem. 00:34:24.230 --> 00:34:25.940 I don't know who I am. 00:34:30.277 --> 00:34:32.446 Gran dma: Get over here asap. 00:34:32.738 --> 00:34:35.241 I went too far this time and things are getting hairy! 00:34:35.324 --> 00:34:36.533 No offense. 00:34:45.334 --> 00:34:46.877 Let's do this! 00:34:54.176 --> 00:34:56.136 It's that lawyer, Gomez. 00:34:56.220 --> 00:34:57.554 He's found us again. 00:34:57.638 --> 00:34:59.348 He wants what we have. 00:34:59.431 --> 00:35:01.392 Well, he won't get her. 00:35:01.767 --> 00:35:03.143 Good, pugsley. 00:35:03.227 --> 00:35:04.937 Right this way. 00:35:06.772 --> 00:35:08.691 How about a fun family travel game? 00:35:08.774 --> 00:35:10.067 Everyone around the table. 00:35:10.150 --> 00:35:11.235 Ugh. 00:35:31.297 --> 00:35:32.548 So, what shall we play? 00:35:34.758 --> 00:35:36.635 How about punch buggy? 00:35:36.760 --> 00:35:38.178 Punch_. 00:35:39.221 --> 00:35:41.140 Buggy. 00:35:54.320 --> 00:35:55.362 We need to step on it. 00:35:55.446 --> 00:35:56.905 And we'll need a place to hide. 00:35:56.989 --> 00:35:59.033 I have just the place, quenda. 00:36:00.576 --> 00:36:02.286 Thing, turn here. 00:36:03.120 --> 00:36:04.121 Look out! 00:36:26.143 --> 00:36:28.520 You sure this is the right place, pop? 00:36:28.604 --> 00:36:29.605 Yes, son. 00:36:29.688 --> 00:36:31.523 The alamo. 00:36:32.900 --> 00:36:36.653 You can sense that many lives were lost here. 00:36:36.737 --> 00:36:39.656 Let us take a moment to pay our respect. 00:36:47.206 --> 00:36:48.874 Okay. Enough respect. 00:36:48.957 --> 00:36:50.084 Everyone in! 00:37:00.094 --> 00:37:02.679 Look at y'all's costumes! 00:37:04.181 --> 00:37:07.309 You guys are a little early for the Halloween pageant. 00:37:07.393 --> 00:37:11.480 Today, we're on the hunt for our next little miss jalapeño pepper. 00:37:14.400 --> 00:37:15.640 Hello? Vvednesday! 00:37:15.692 --> 00:37:17.277 Wednesday Addams! 00:37:17.361 --> 00:37:20.072 Are you in there? Hello? 00:37:20.197 --> 00:37:22.741 Well, burn my biscuits. 00:37:22.825 --> 00:37:25.327 This here's our little tumbleweed. 00:37:25.411 --> 00:37:27.996 And she's a-fixin' to be the lone star 00:37:28.080 --> 00:37:30.499 of this here rodeo! What? 00:37:30.582 --> 00:37:32.126 Well, in that case, 00:37:32.209 --> 00:37:34.711 we better get you all gussied up, hon. 00:37:35.170 --> 00:37:38.340 Father, this will not end well for you. 00:37:40.134 --> 00:37:41.778 Wednesday! 00:37:44.513 --> 00:37:46.140 Gomez, what are you doing? 00:37:46.223 --> 00:37:48.809 Just follow my lead. 00:37:48.892 --> 00:37:51.520 Howdy. We're oil tycoons. 00:37:51.603 --> 00:37:54.398 Oil tycoons? How can I... eesh! 00:37:54.481 --> 00:37:56.358 We're a-fixin' to find ourselves 00:37:56.442 --> 00:37:59.695 some fancy new Texas threads. 00:37:59.778 --> 00:38:01.405 Will this be enough to cover it? 00:38:03.365 --> 00:38:05.075 Mmm. 00:38:06.952 --> 00:38:08.495 Yeah! Check it out! 00:38:08.579 --> 00:38:10.414 Woman: Now just hold still, sweetie. 00:38:10.497 --> 00:38:11.707 Make it tighter. 00:38:14.376 --> 00:38:15.711 What's your talent? 00:38:15.794 --> 00:38:17.921 I can read minds. 00:38:18.046 --> 00:38:19.173 No, you can't. 00:38:20.924 --> 00:38:22.509 Yes, I can. 00:38:22.593 --> 00:38:24.470 This isn't really happening. 00:38:24.553 --> 00:38:26.221 It is really happening. 00:38:26.305 --> 00:38:27.907 Think of a number. Uh, number seven. 00:38:27.931 --> 00:38:29.475 Seven. 00:38:29.558 --> 00:38:30.934 Uh, purple. Purple. 00:38:31.018 --> 00:38:32.060 My worst nightmare. 00:38:32.144 --> 00:38:34.021 Hippopotamus riding a bicycle. 00:38:34.104 --> 00:38:35.314 What's your name? 00:38:35.397 --> 00:38:37.399 Wednesday, what's yours? I don't wanna tell you. 00:38:38.650 --> 00:38:39.818 Hello, Peggy. 00:38:42.279 --> 00:38:43.447 I know. 00:38:43.530 --> 00:38:45.199 Just give me the trophy already. 00:39:01.715 --> 00:39:04.468 I look like uncle Sam threw up all over me. 00:39:04.551 --> 00:39:07.137 Very good, pugsley. Blend in. 00:39:07.221 --> 00:39:09.431 If you have to interact with any of the locals, 00:39:09.515 --> 00:39:13.227 remember, they're more afraid of you than you are of them. 00:39:17.022 --> 00:39:18.941 Oh, my word! 00:39:24.821 --> 00:39:27.157 These are the perfect disguises. 00:39:27.241 --> 00:39:28.992 It's like we're invisible. 00:39:44.341 --> 00:39:45.884 We're dead, Gomez. 00:39:47.886 --> 00:39:49.263 Are my ribbons tied? 00:39:49.346 --> 00:39:52.057 Is my hair in place? 00:39:52.140 --> 00:39:55.644 Have I got a cute expression on my face? 00:39:55.727 --> 00:39:57.646 Are my shoes all shined? 00:39:57.729 --> 00:39:59.273 I try to keep in line 00:39:59.356 --> 00:40:03.193 when I'm dancing in the show tonight 00:40:03.277 --> 00:40:07.072 does my shuffle-step really look so good? 00:40:08.615 --> 00:40:10.701 Am I doing it the way you think I should? 00:40:10.784 --> 00:40:14.454 Would it be amiss if I blew a kiss? 00:40:14.538 --> 00:40:18.166 When I'm dancing in the show tonight 00:40:21.420 --> 00:40:25.716 ah. The only girls I see here are perfectly normal. 00:40:26.300 --> 00:40:30.095 Showtime now is getting nearer 00:40:30.178 --> 00:40:32.431 and I'm getting scared 00:40:34.057 --> 00:40:37.769 Wish I could see in the mirror 00:40:37.853 --> 00:40:41.023 if I'm all prepared 00:40:41.106 --> 00:40:43.191 first you take a step 00:40:43.275 --> 00:40:45.319 then you point your toe 00:40:45.402 --> 00:40:48.822 hope I know it like I did a week ago 00:40:48.905 --> 00:40:51.074 am I standing straight? 00:40:51.158 --> 00:40:52.534 I can hardly wait 00:40:52.618 --> 00:40:54.911 till I'm dancing in the show tonight 00:41:07.674 --> 00:41:10.135 Brava! Bravissima! 00:41:10.218 --> 00:41:11.803 Hear, hear! Bella! 00:41:13.680 --> 00:41:14.681 There she is! 00:41:16.391 --> 00:41:17.535 Hey, y'all! 00:41:17.559 --> 00:41:21.730 That man right there is one of the top talent agents in the world! 00:41:25.817 --> 00:41:27.361 What? 00:41:31.365 --> 00:41:38.038 You rang? 00:41:39.414 --> 00:41:40.707 Quick, lurch. 00:41:40.791 --> 00:41:42.376 Grab Wednesday. 00:42:03.188 --> 00:42:04.272 Help! 00:42:04.356 --> 00:42:05.399 Pongo! 00:42:11.655 --> 00:42:12.781 Hello. Hi. 00:42:15.867 --> 00:42:18.161 I'll find you, Wednesday Addams! 00:42:24.334 --> 00:42:27.963 You have traumatized me beyond all recognition. 00:42:28.046 --> 00:42:29.589 Shelooks the same to me. 00:42:29.673 --> 00:42:31.425 Who is that man? 00:42:31.508 --> 00:42:33.385 I know he's not a talent agent. 00:42:33.468 --> 00:42:35.971 He's the same man who came to the house. 00:42:37.723 --> 00:42:39.683 You're right. 00:42:39.766 --> 00:42:42.310 You're far too clever for us to pull the wool over your eyes. 00:42:43.812 --> 00:42:45.021 That man 00:42:45.564 --> 00:42:47.858 is a door-to-door salesman. Gomez. 00:42:47.983 --> 00:42:49.735 And what is he selling? 00:42:49.818 --> 00:42:51.737 Uh... tupperware? 00:42:51.820 --> 00:42:53.572 Knives? Makeup. 00:42:53.655 --> 00:42:55.365 Uh... uh, frozen steaks. 00:42:55.449 --> 00:42:57.743 Life insurance for cows. 00:42:57.826 --> 00:42:58.952 Uh, they need it. 00:42:59.035 --> 00:43:01.788 The steak industry is, oh, brutal. 00:43:03.749 --> 00:43:04.791 Okay. 00:43:04.875 --> 00:43:06.710 If that's the way you want to play it. 00:43:07.085 --> 00:43:09.337 I'm going to go give pugsley a haircut. 00:43:09.421 --> 00:43:10.714 I think he's taking a nap. 00:43:11.673 --> 00:43:13.008 Wedn esday: Exactly. 00:43:14.217 --> 00:43:15.218 That was easy. 00:43:37.073 --> 00:43:39.409 I'm not sure Wednesday believed us. 00:43:39.993 --> 00:43:42.579 I'm sure she would have said something if she didn't. 00:43:42.662 --> 00:43:45.499 If there's one thing we can count on Wednesday for, it's honesty. 00:43:45.582 --> 00:43:48.460 She certainly lets me know when I'm embarrassing her 00:43:48.543 --> 00:43:49.753 orhovenng 00:43:49.836 --> 00:43:51.963 or being uncool. 00:43:55.175 --> 00:43:57.677 Children are like socks in the laundry? 00:43:57.761 --> 00:44:00.889 They need to be lost in order to be found? 00:44:01.139 --> 00:44:02.265 That's brilliant! 00:44:02.349 --> 00:44:03.517 Yes. 00:44:03.600 --> 00:44:06.102 We should find a place, lie low for a while, 00:44:06.186 --> 00:44:08.855 and this whole thing will just blow over. 00:44:09.356 --> 00:44:11.525 Lurch, old boy, top it off. 00:44:11.608 --> 00:44:13.235 We have places to be. 00:44:45.517 --> 00:44:47.435 Where's kitty? He needs a walk. 00:44:47.519 --> 00:44:48.812 He's asleep. 00:44:48.895 --> 00:44:52.107 He and it hit the catnip pretty hard last night. 00:44:56.653 --> 00:44:57.904 Ooh! 00:45:00.156 --> 00:45:01.533 Uh-oh. 00:45:01.825 --> 00:45:03.451 Yeah, I finally got off diapers, 00:45:03.535 --> 00:45:05.120 so this is gonna happen. 00:45:05.203 --> 00:45:06.788 Gotta go clean myself up. 00:45:07.789 --> 00:45:08.915 Pardon me. 00:45:08.999 --> 00:45:11.877 Gomez, have you noticed changes 00:45:11.960 --> 00:45:14.129 in fester's body lately? 00:45:14.212 --> 00:45:16.172 Hmm. Puberty? 00:45:28.351 --> 00:45:29.436 Huh? 00:45:29.519 --> 00:45:30.520 Oh! 00:45:30.604 --> 00:45:32.147 Huh? 00:45:34.983 --> 00:45:36.151 Oh! 00:45:36.818 --> 00:45:39.362 Huh? 00:45:41.823 --> 00:45:44.826 A little privacy, please. 00:45:50.916 --> 00:45:52.556 This doesn't look so grand to me. 00:45:53.627 --> 00:45:56.212 The sheer emptiness. 00:45:56.379 --> 00:46:00.550 Cavernous abyss of absolutely nothing. 00:46:00.634 --> 00:46:02.093 The vertigo. 00:46:02.177 --> 00:46:04.137 Intoxicating. 00:46:04.346 --> 00:46:05.639 It's just us, 00:46:05.722 --> 00:46:09.768 the captivating beauty of the great American outdoors 00:46:09.851 --> 00:46:13.188 and the wonderful sound of silence. 00:46:22.447 --> 00:46:24.532 Pugsley, what do I keep saying? 00:46:24.616 --> 00:46:26.910 Amazon prime is not a toy. 00:46:40.131 --> 00:46:42.509 Oh, it's for you. Huh. 00:46:42.634 --> 00:46:44.928 Well, do you really have to leave us so soon, cousin? 00:46:45.095 --> 00:46:46.262 Where are you headed? 00:46:48.723 --> 00:46:51.935 I see. Top-secret gig. 00:46:52.018 --> 00:46:55.397 Tell that Billie eilish she's a little too sunny for my taste. 00:46:55.480 --> 00:46:57.315 But I'm still a fan. 00:47:04.322 --> 00:47:06.741 Why didn't I get dating advice from him? 00:47:20.588 --> 00:47:22.173 I have something for you. 00:47:26.136 --> 00:47:27.595 A tiny coffin. 00:47:28.179 --> 00:47:31.182 I fear I shall have trouble getting pugsley in here. 00:47:31.266 --> 00:47:32.767 No. 00:47:33.101 --> 00:47:34.394 Open it. 00:47:35.478 --> 00:47:38.273 Your grandmother gave me this necklace on my wedding day. 00:47:38.523 --> 00:47:40.066 It has been handed down 00:47:40.150 --> 00:47:42.402 through generations of Addams women. 00:47:42.485 --> 00:47:45.071 It is a part of every Addams. 00:47:45.155 --> 00:47:46.698 Just as you are. 00:47:49.993 --> 00:47:51.911 Are you sure this belongs to me? 00:47:52.787 --> 00:47:54.372 Of course, Wednesday. 00:47:54.706 --> 00:47:56.332 Who else would it belong to? 00:47:57.959 --> 00:47:59.377 Never mind. 00:47:59.461 --> 00:48:01.337 Thanks for the trinket, mother. 00:48:02.797 --> 00:48:04.215 Fire in the hole! 00:48:10.555 --> 00:48:12.348 Madison, would you do me the honor... 00:48:33.036 --> 00:48:34.954 Now, that's grand. 00:48:35.038 --> 00:48:37.158 What was it you were saying about laying low, darling? 00:48:39.000 --> 00:48:41.795 No more personal electronic devices on this trip. 00:48:41.878 --> 00:48:44.047 Saddle up, Addams! 00:49:19.040 --> 00:49:21.417 You scurried fast, little weasel. 00:49:21.626 --> 00:49:23.419 Please! Let me up! 00:49:23.711 --> 00:49:25.755 Where's your comically large companion? 00:49:25.839 --> 00:49:29.801 That big ape ran out on me at the alamo. 00:49:29.884 --> 00:49:32.428 Please! I'll tell you everything. 00:49:32.512 --> 00:49:34.264 I'm listening. 00:49:36.432 --> 00:49:38.059 Oh! 00:49:40.687 --> 00:49:42.689 Mustela, have you found the girl or... 00:49:44.190 --> 00:49:45.483 You got the drop on him. 00:49:46.109 --> 00:49:48.027 Mr. Strange. 00:49:48.319 --> 00:49:50.738 Please, call me Cyrus. 00:49:50.822 --> 00:49:53.199 Mr. Strange will suffice. 00:49:53.283 --> 00:49:54.909 What is this all about? 00:49:55.034 --> 00:49:57.162 It's about you, Wednesday. 00:49:57.537 --> 00:50:00.290 My wife and I were separated from our true daughter 00:50:00.373 --> 00:50:01.875 on the night of her birth. 00:50:02.500 --> 00:50:04.669 I never gave up trying to find her. 00:50:05.170 --> 00:50:07.463 I searched and searched for years, 00:50:07.547 --> 00:50:10.466 and then, suddenly, there I was, 00:50:10.842 --> 00:50:12.677 standing on that stage. 00:50:12.760 --> 00:50:14.429 Looking right at you. 00:50:15.346 --> 00:50:16.681 In that moment, 00:50:16.764 --> 00:50:20.894 I knew that you were my long lost child. 00:50:20.977 --> 00:50:22.437 The physical similarities. 00:50:22.520 --> 00:50:25.398 The brilliant scientific mind. 00:50:25.481 --> 00:50:27.150 I did some digging. 00:50:27.692 --> 00:50:29.694 You were born at the same hospital, 00:50:29.777 --> 00:50:32.363 the same day as the girl we've raised. 00:50:32.447 --> 00:50:35.033 And as if meant to be, 00:50:35.116 --> 00:50:37.285 your name, Wednesday, 00:50:37.368 --> 00:50:39.662 is from my favorite poem. 00:50:39.746 --> 00:50:41.289 "Wednesday's child is..." 00:50:41.372 --> 00:50:42.999 "Full of woe." 00:50:43.583 --> 00:50:45.627 I was named after that poem. 00:50:46.169 --> 00:50:47.670 I live by it. 00:50:48.338 --> 00:50:49.923 I think we owe it to ourselves 00:50:50.006 --> 00:50:51.883 to get to the bottom of this, Wednesday. 00:50:52.258 --> 00:50:54.802 Why don't you come to my home in sausalito? We can... 00:50:54.886 --> 00:50:57.013 Not so fast. 00:50:57.096 --> 00:51:00.225 I have further research to conduct to verify your claim. 00:51:00.308 --> 00:51:01.726 Of course. 00:51:01.809 --> 00:51:03.561 I would expect nothing less. 00:51:03.978 --> 00:51:06.397 By the way, what did you do with Mr. Mustela? 00:51:06.981 --> 00:51:08.149 Oh. 00:51:08.233 --> 00:51:09.525 I let him go. 00:51:57.031 --> 00:51:59.617 Tish. You minx. 00:52:06.040 --> 00:52:07.542 Let's settle this. 00:52:45.496 --> 00:52:47.790 It's all true. 00:52:49.584 --> 00:52:54.005 The facts before me prove beyond a reasonable doubt 00:52:54.088 --> 00:52:56.424 that I am not an Addams. 00:52:56.758 --> 00:52:59.677 That means there's only one logical choice. 00:53:00.345 --> 00:53:01.637 Don't you agree? 00:53:09.270 --> 00:53:10.313 Wednesday, dear. 00:53:12.148 --> 00:53:13.983 Come along, sleepyhead. 00:53:17.904 --> 00:53:19.739 Why, it's easier to wake the dead 00:53:19.822 --> 00:53:21.324 than to wake you, my little... 00:53:22.492 --> 00:53:23.659 Hi, mom. 00:53:25.536 --> 00:53:26.696 "Dear Addams family", 00:53:26.746 --> 00:53:28.039 "as you may have noticed, 00:53:28.122 --> 00:53:31.250 "our family dynamic has been off-base lately. 00:53:31.334 --> 00:53:33.294 "I have been ruminating on 00:53:33.378 --> 00:53:35.296 "and questioning the reason for this, 00:53:35.380 --> 00:53:39.258 "but a new revelation has resolved this doubt for me." 00:53:39.342 --> 00:53:40.486 "I was the discordant note..." 00:53:40.510 --> 00:53:41.612 Wednesday: I was the discordant note 00:53:41.636 --> 00:53:44.764 that can never resolve into Harmony. 00:53:44.847 --> 00:53:47.683 And the reason I could never truly relate to any of you 00:53:48.184 --> 00:53:49.685 is simple. 00:53:50.353 --> 00:53:52.855 I am not your relative. 00:53:54.774 --> 00:53:58.069 I have no recourse but to leave for good 00:53:58.152 --> 00:54:01.531 and make my way toward the truth. 00:54:02.198 --> 00:54:04.200 Do not attempt to follow me. 00:54:08.704 --> 00:54:09.705 Wait. 00:54:09.789 --> 00:54:11.707 Wednesday's not an Addams? 00:54:11.791 --> 00:54:14.168 I'm the only real Addams child? 00:54:14.252 --> 00:54:15.795 That's awesome! 00:54:15.920 --> 00:54:18.673 Too soon, pugsley. Too soon. 00:54:19.006 --> 00:54:20.466 What does she mean, 00:54:20.550 --> 00:54:22.176 "making her way toward the truth"? 00:54:22.260 --> 00:54:23.886 Is this about the hospital thing 00:54:23.970 --> 00:54:25.721 that was totally not a big deal? 00:54:25.805 --> 00:54:27.932 This is all my fault. 00:54:28.015 --> 00:54:30.643 If she had just felt closer to me, 00:54:30.726 --> 00:54:32.478 maybe this wouldn't have happened. 00:54:32.562 --> 00:54:34.522 Thing! I need a bloody Mary. 00:54:34.605 --> 00:54:35.731 Make it a double. 00:54:35.815 --> 00:54:37.150 He's in the shower. 00:54:37.233 --> 00:54:40.111 La-di-di, la-di-da 00:54:40.194 --> 00:54:42.613 don't forget to clean behind your knuckles. 00:55:02.508 --> 00:55:05.303 Lurch, I can see you. 00:55:07.180 --> 00:55:09.515 Obviously, I have failed in my duty 00:55:09.599 --> 00:55:11.434 as your lurking advisor. 00:55:14.479 --> 00:55:16.647 I really don't know how to answer that. 00:55:17.648 --> 00:55:21.277 But what I do know is that you should go back to your family. 00:55:22.028 --> 00:55:24.238 It's time for me to find mine. 00:55:27.408 --> 00:55:29.368 I guess that's true. 00:55:29.452 --> 00:55:31.329 You're not an Addams either. 00:55:32.288 --> 00:55:34.582 How very sad that is. 00:55:36.417 --> 00:55:38.169 Much better, lurch. 00:55:38.252 --> 00:55:40.588 It appears I taught you well, after all. 00:55:43.299 --> 00:55:45.635 Like the donner party before us, 00:55:45.718 --> 00:55:49.680 we travel to California to fulfil our destiny 00:55:49.764 --> 00:55:52.850 and eat what we must along the way. 00:55:53.226 --> 00:55:57.355 Let us conquer the golden west or die trying. 00:55:57.438 --> 00:55:59.106 Lurch, 00:55:59.190 --> 00:56:00.900 to sausalito! 00:56:00.983 --> 00:56:03.194 Thing, to sausalito! 00:56:03.277 --> 00:56:05.196 If we leave now, we can catch up. 00:56:05.279 --> 00:56:08.032 Then we'll return home, kidnap the necessary witnesses 00:56:08.115 --> 00:56:09.951 and snuff out any remaining doubt 00:56:10.034 --> 00:56:11.744 that Wednesday is one of us. 00:56:11.827 --> 00:56:13.120 I love it 00:56:13.204 --> 00:56:17.041 when your murderous maternal instincts kick in! 00:56:17.124 --> 00:56:19.460 We're back in the parenting business! 00:56:19.835 --> 00:56:21.087 Come along, Addams. 00:56:21.170 --> 00:56:23.172 Let's bring Wednesday back to her family. 00:56:27.260 --> 00:56:31.305 Ahem. Fester, your tentacles are hanging out. 00:56:32.515 --> 00:56:34.392 I thought I felt a draft. 00:56:34.475 --> 00:56:35.810 Just don't kick 'em. 00:56:35.893 --> 00:56:37.270 They're very sensitive. 00:57:09.969 --> 00:57:12.722 All of those do sound like great options, 00:57:12.805 --> 00:57:15.474 but which one is the road to sausalito? 00:57:36.787 --> 00:57:38.706 Out of my way, hightower! 00:57:45.755 --> 00:57:46.797 Look, lurch. 00:57:47.256 --> 00:57:51.093 Aggressive people who use loud noises and fast rides 00:57:51.177 --> 00:57:54.347 to distract themselves from their childhood trauma. 00:57:54.555 --> 00:57:55.890 Just what we need. 00:58:15.826 --> 00:58:17.703 Man: Hmm? 00:58:28.381 --> 00:58:30.007 Ronny: Hey! 00:58:30.091 --> 00:58:33.761 Ain't you the guy that almost ran my bike off the road? 00:58:34.845 --> 00:58:37.306 And you must be miss lurleen? 00:58:41.185 --> 00:58:42.645 Excuse me? 00:58:44.021 --> 00:58:47.733 Ah. It seems I have offended two people at once. 00:58:48.025 --> 00:58:49.110 How fortuitous. 00:58:50.194 --> 00:58:51.696 Huh? 00:58:51.779 --> 00:58:53.739 That was aninsthoo! 00:58:56.325 --> 00:58:59.954 I'm afraid you gentlemen have made a grave error. 00:59:00.037 --> 00:59:02.415 Lurch, show these cretins 00:59:02.498 --> 00:59:05.960 what your cold, dead hands are capable of. 00:59:06.043 --> 00:59:08.045 Mm-hmm. 00:59:19.724 --> 00:59:21.201 First/was afraid 00:59:21.225 --> 00:59:23.018 I was petrified 00:59:23.102 --> 00:59:26.814 kept thinking I could never live without you by my side 00:59:26.897 --> 00:59:28.649 I should've been more specific. 00:59:28.733 --> 00:59:29.918 But then I spent so many nights 00:59:29.942 --> 00:59:31.235 thinking how you did me wrong 00:59:31.318 --> 00:59:33.112 and I grew strong 00:59:33.195 --> 00:59:36.198 and I learned how to get along 00:59:40.077 --> 00:59:41.912 And so you're back 00:59:41.996 --> 00:59:44.206 from outer space 00:59:44.290 --> 00:59:46.375 I just walked in to find you here 00:59:46.459 --> 00:59:48.461 with that sad look upon your face 00:59:48.544 --> 00:59:50.254 I should've changed that stupid lock 00:59:50.337 --> 00:59:53.007 I should've made you leave your key 00:59:53.090 --> 00:59:54.842 if I'd known for just one second 00:59:54.925 --> 00:59:56.427 you'd be back to bother me 00:59:56.510 --> 00:59:58.596 go on now, go 00:59:58.679 --> 01:00:00.598 walk out the door 01:00:00.681 --> 01:00:02.600 just turn around now 01:00:02.683 --> 01:00:04.894 'cause you're not welcome anymore 01:00:05.895 --> 01:00:07.563 weren't you the one who tried 01:00:07.646 --> 01:00:09.064 to hurt me with goodbye? 01:00:09.148 --> 01:00:11.192 Did you think I 'd crumble? 01:00:11.275 --> 01:00:12.943 Did you think I'd lay down and die? 01:00:13.027 --> 01:00:14.862 Oh, no, not 01:00:14.945 --> 01:00:17.156 I will survive 01:00:17.239 --> 01:00:19.867 oh, as long as I know how to love 01:00:19.950 --> 01:00:21.744 I know I'll stay alive 01:00:21.827 --> 01:00:25.372 I've got all my life to live I've got all my love to give 01:00:25.456 --> 01:00:28.667 and I'll survive I will survive... 01:00:28.751 --> 01:00:31.670 All I wanted was a violent roadhouse melee 01:00:31.754 --> 01:00:34.256 before hitching a ride to sausalito. 01:00:34.340 --> 01:00:36.050 Was that too much to ask? 01:00:36.467 --> 01:00:37.843 Sausalito? 01:00:37.927 --> 01:00:39.720 That's exactly where we're headed. 01:00:39.804 --> 01:00:42.389 It's the annual hug-a-biker retreat 01:00:42.473 --> 01:00:45.017 where we deal with our childhood trauma. 01:00:45.142 --> 01:00:46.894 I am good. 01:00:46.977 --> 01:00:49.688 Bring it in, little lady. 01:00:49.772 --> 01:00:51.398 I accept your offer of a ride. 01:00:51.482 --> 01:00:52.900 But if you don't mind, 01:00:52.983 --> 01:00:55.486 I will respectfully decline the hug. 01:00:55.569 --> 01:00:58.113 I've been social distancing since birth. 01:00:59.990 --> 01:01:02.284 I will survive 01:01:02.368 --> 01:01:04.954 oh, as long as I know how to love 01:01:05.037 --> 01:01:06.539 I know I'll stay alive 01:01:06.622 --> 01:01:08.666 I've got all my life to live 01:01:08.749 --> 01:01:12.294 I've got all my love to give and I'll survive 01:01:12.378 --> 01:01:14.505 I will survive 01:01:14.588 --> 01:01:16.131 hey, hey 01:01:30.604 --> 01:01:32.815 Hey, hey 01:01:32.898 --> 01:01:35.234 I will survive 01:01:35.317 --> 01:01:37.444 oh, as long as I know how to love... 01:01:37.528 --> 01:01:39.238 Sayonara, little lady. 01:01:40.489 --> 01:01:42.241 Whoo-hoo! 01:01:53.210 --> 01:01:55.588 Wednesday: It's all Jekyll, no Hyde. 01:01:59.967 --> 01:02:02.177 I feel something, lurch. 01:02:02.595 --> 01:02:05.347 As though anticipation and unease 01:02:05.431 --> 01:02:09.184 birthed some kind of winged larvae in my stomach. 01:02:10.811 --> 01:02:13.355 Butterflies? Hmm. 01:02:13.439 --> 01:02:16.025 Perhaps my digestive acids will kill them. 01:02:17.985 --> 01:02:20.112 Wednesday! You're here! 01:02:20.195 --> 01:02:22.072 Welcome home. 01:02:22.156 --> 01:02:24.909 Oh. I see you brought a plus-one. 01:02:26.493 --> 01:02:27.745 Which is... 01:02:27.828 --> 01:02:29.079 Fine. Perfectly fine. 01:02:29.163 --> 01:02:30.915 Yes. 01:02:32.583 --> 01:02:33.584 Right this way. 01:02:40.716 --> 01:02:42.801 Wednesday, meet my wife. 01:02:42.885 --> 01:02:44.511 Ingrid. 01:02:44.595 --> 01:02:47.473 Uh, Ingrid has a touch of laryngitis 01:02:47.556 --> 01:02:49.075 and finds it difficult to talk at the moment. 01:02:49.099 --> 01:02:50.601 Hello. 01:02:50.684 --> 01:02:53.145 And this is Ophelia. 01:02:53.228 --> 01:02:56.190 Or as we call her, our little oaf. 01:02:57.066 --> 01:02:58.108 The other... 01:02:58.609 --> 01:02:59.818 Me. 01:03:01.111 --> 01:03:02.196 Oh. 01:03:02.279 --> 01:03:04.239 Uh, Ingrid, my dear, 01:03:04.323 --> 01:03:06.408 why don't you rest for a while 01:03:06.492 --> 01:03:09.036 and I'll show our little Wednesday around. 01:03:09.119 --> 01:03:10.913 Let's go see the laboratory. 01:03:10.996 --> 01:03:12.957 Don't look at them. 01:03:14.917 --> 01:03:16.502 Right this way. 01:03:23.175 --> 01:03:25.219 Welcome to the future, Wednesday. 01:03:26.887 --> 01:03:28.847 What do you think? 01:03:28.931 --> 01:03:30.975 Pretty boss, huh? 01:03:31.684 --> 01:03:33.764 You've got a lot of projects in the works. 01:03:35.062 --> 01:03:36.355 Ready, Wednesday? 01:03:40.317 --> 01:03:42.403 When I did this DNA test with Ophelia 01:03:42.486 --> 01:03:44.780 and it informed me that she wasn't my daughter, 01:03:44.863 --> 01:03:46.407 I was unsurprised. 01:03:47.032 --> 01:03:49.868 Perhaps you can relate to me on that. 01:03:49.952 --> 01:03:51.662 You see what I did there? 01:03:51.745 --> 01:03:53.247 I did, though I generally find 01:03:53.330 --> 01:03:55.499 puns to be a lower form of humor. 01:03:55.958 --> 01:03:57.167 Hmm. 01:03:57.251 --> 01:04:00.671 My real passion has always been... 01:04:01.672 --> 01:04:03.590 Human behavior. 01:04:05.384 --> 01:04:07.928 What an incredible coincidence. 01:04:08.345 --> 01:04:11.640 Exactly my thought when I saw your winning experiment. 01:04:11.724 --> 01:04:14.018 Although, if you think about it, 01:04:14.101 --> 01:04:16.311 not so coincidental. 01:04:16.395 --> 01:04:18.897 Like father, like daughter. Am I right? 01:04:21.400 --> 01:04:23.610 We will find out shortly. 01:04:23.694 --> 01:04:26.822 And when we receive the inevitable confirmation, 01:04:27.031 --> 01:04:28.282 I hope you'll reconsider 01:04:28.365 --> 01:04:30.075 what you told me at the fair. 01:04:30.159 --> 01:04:31.994 About how your formula 01:04:32.077 --> 01:04:34.455 was a family secret. 01:04:34.538 --> 01:04:36.749 DNA sequencing complete. 01:04:38.125 --> 01:04:39.960 DNA match. 01:04:40.586 --> 01:04:42.838 Well, it's all settled. 01:04:42.921 --> 01:04:43.922 Done and... 01:04:46.008 --> 01:04:47.718 Great. 01:04:48.010 --> 01:04:49.970 It's my fa... 01:04:50.637 --> 01:04:52.347 The Addams family. 01:04:52.431 --> 01:04:55.225 Well, let's go greet them. 01:04:59.229 --> 01:05:01.106 You guys go ahead, I... 01:05:02.024 --> 01:05:03.942 I'm gonna be going in, uh... 01:05:04.568 --> 01:05:06.528 I may be some time. 01:05:17.998 --> 01:05:20.250 You 01:05:20.334 --> 01:05:23.337 rang? 01:05:23.420 --> 01:05:25.672 Lurch. We're here to rescue Wednesday. 01:05:25.756 --> 01:05:27.174 Rescue me from what? 01:05:29.426 --> 01:05:30.594 You! 01:05:30.677 --> 01:05:33.305 Cyrus strange. Pleased to meet you. 01:05:33.388 --> 01:05:35.390 You're the man from the science fair. 01:05:35.474 --> 01:05:37.518 The ghostly apparition. 01:05:39.144 --> 01:05:40.562 Huh. 01:05:41.021 --> 01:05:43.148 I see you've been reanimated. 01:05:43.232 --> 01:05:45.359 And now, you've absconded with our daughter 01:05:45.442 --> 01:05:47.194 - and put her in this... - In... 01:05:47.277 --> 01:05:49.154 Wednesday, what are you wearing? 01:05:49.238 --> 01:05:51.156 It's called a turtleneck. 01:05:51.240 --> 01:05:53.033 Deceptive name, I know, 01:05:53.117 --> 01:05:56.203 but it is both fashionable and functional, m... 01:05:57.079 --> 01:05:58.831 Um, morticia. 01:05:58.914 --> 01:06:01.333 Cyrus: Mr. and Mrs. Addams, 01:06:01.416 --> 01:06:04.169 it appears that you are not Wednesday's parents. 01:06:04.253 --> 01:06:05.379 I am. 01:06:05.462 --> 01:06:07.256 Enough, you knave! 01:06:07.464 --> 01:06:10.968 Mr. Addams, before you do anything rash, 01:06:11.051 --> 01:06:13.011 you might want to see this. 01:06:13.470 --> 01:06:16.390 The results conclusively prove 01:06:16.473 --> 01:06:19.434 that I am not your daughter. 01:06:20.477 --> 01:06:22.271 Where once I was Addams, 01:06:23.063 --> 01:06:24.314 now I am strange. 01:06:25.315 --> 01:06:26.441 Zip it, pugsley. 01:06:26.525 --> 01:06:27.985 This can't be true. 01:06:28.068 --> 01:06:30.654 Cyrus: I know this must be quite a shock for you, 01:06:30.737 --> 01:06:31.780 Mr. and Mrs. Addams. 01:06:32.156 --> 01:06:33.157 Believe me, 01:06:33.240 --> 01:06:36.201 we went through the same thing with Ophelia. 01:06:42.666 --> 01:06:43.667 Wow! 01:06:48.630 --> 01:06:52.050 Wednesday, we're still your family. 01:06:52.134 --> 01:06:54.219 And that's why I'd like to honor 01:06:54.303 --> 01:06:55.804 your contributions to my life 01:06:55.888 --> 01:07:00.350 with a proper and respectful goodbye. 01:07:01.768 --> 01:07:04.062 Uh, Addams family, I... 01:07:04.146 --> 01:07:05.772 I want to say... 01:07:08.817 --> 01:07:11.737 It appears I'm not quite ready to part with them. 01:07:12.070 --> 01:07:13.488 Forgive me, father. 01:07:13.780 --> 01:07:15.616 I do forgive you. 01:07:15.741 --> 01:07:17.409 Oh, no. 01:07:17.492 --> 01:07:19.119 I meant Cyrus. 01:07:19.203 --> 01:07:21.413 Come on, Wednesday. You don't mean this. 01:07:21.496 --> 01:07:22.497 Let's just go home. 01:07:22.581 --> 01:07:24.291 We can talk about this in the camper. 01:07:24.374 --> 01:07:26.460 I'm sorry, Mr. Addams. 01:07:26.543 --> 01:07:28.921 Icantleave with you. 01:07:29.004 --> 01:07:31.381 But maybe we can offer you 01:07:31.465 --> 01:07:33.884 and Mrs. Addams shelter for the night? 01:07:33.967 --> 01:07:36.595 Then tomorrow we can say goodbye. 01:07:36.678 --> 01:07:38.680 Of course, daughter. 01:07:38.764 --> 01:07:40.724 My man will show you to the guest quarters. 01:08:04.456 --> 01:08:06.041 Something isn't right. 01:08:06.124 --> 01:08:07.542 Of course it's not. 01:08:07.626 --> 01:08:09.795 I've loved Wednesday her whole life. 01:08:09.878 --> 01:08:12.047 I can't just stop because a piece of paper says... 01:08:15.175 --> 01:08:16.301 Says... 01:08:21.515 --> 01:08:24.643 Wow. They really did a lot in six hours. 01:08:33.527 --> 01:08:35.028 Oh, tish. 01:08:35.404 --> 01:08:37.572 We've lost our little girl. 01:08:45.455 --> 01:08:47.165 Ophelia: Hey! Wha... 01:08:50.043 --> 01:08:51.878 Come here! 01:08:59.303 --> 01:09:01.513 I thought my bedroom was a mess. 01:09:01.596 --> 01:09:03.932 This is awesome! 01:09:04.016 --> 01:09:05.726 Hey, uh, are you hungry? 01:09:05.809 --> 01:09:07.394 I'm always hungry. 01:09:07.561 --> 01:09:09.521 Check it out. 01:09:12.858 --> 01:09:14.401 When my dad's not around, 01:09:14.484 --> 01:09:16.820 I don't use forks orspoons 01:09:17.404 --> 01:09:18.697 or anything. 01:09:18.780 --> 01:09:20.282 Me either! 01:09:27.122 --> 01:09:28.832 It's a lot easier to... 01:09:28.915 --> 01:09:32.419 Both: Just use your face! 01:09:32.502 --> 01:09:34.212 Where have you been all my life? 01:09:34.463 --> 01:09:35.756 The farm. 01:09:36.923 --> 01:09:38.258 Wait, what did you say? 01:09:42.262 --> 01:09:45.182 Cyrus strange is lying. I'm sure of it. 01:09:45.599 --> 01:09:46.909 But how do we prove it to Wednesday that... 01:09:46.933 --> 01:09:48.435 Oh, querida. 01:09:48.685 --> 01:09:49.978 It's no use. 01:09:50.062 --> 01:09:51.438 Wednesday has gone. 01:09:51.521 --> 01:09:53.940 And now, we must do our duty. 01:09:54.608 --> 01:09:56.777 We shall raise the pig girl and... 01:09:56.860 --> 01:09:58.445 Pull yourself together, Gomez. 01:09:58.528 --> 01:09:59.946 You're an Addams. 01:10:00.030 --> 01:10:01.740 Just as Wednesday is. 01:10:01.823 --> 01:10:03.867 Whether it's in her blood or not. 01:10:04.284 --> 01:10:06.078 Mom. Pop. 01:10:06.161 --> 01:10:07.496 You have to see this! 01:10:13.168 --> 01:10:14.836 What happened to these people? 01:10:14.920 --> 01:10:16.046 That's just it! 01:10:16.129 --> 01:10:17.756 I... I don't think they are people. 01:10:17.839 --> 01:10:19.549 Cyrus: Your idiot boy is right. 01:10:22.010 --> 01:10:24.304 They're animals I imbued with human traits. 01:10:24.930 --> 01:10:26.681 Pretty neat, huh? 01:10:27.265 --> 01:10:30.685 They always revert back to their original form, though. 01:10:30.769 --> 01:10:32.896 So that's why you wanted Wednesday. 01:10:32.979 --> 01:10:35.816 Her experiment did what you couldn't. 01:10:35.941 --> 01:10:39.361 Men. Just can't come out and ask a woman for help, can you? 01:10:39.444 --> 01:10:40.904 You faked that DNA test. 01:10:40.987 --> 01:10:42.781 Blah, blah, blah, blah! 01:10:42.864 --> 01:10:45.117 Oh, pipe down, elvira! 01:10:45.200 --> 01:10:48.578 That's it! Prepare to meet old deuteronomy! 01:10:48.662 --> 01:10:50.330 Mazurka! 01:11:00.799 --> 01:11:02.551 Oh, where are my manners? 01:11:02.759 --> 01:11:05.095 I forgot to thank you for the tip! 01:11:08.807 --> 01:11:11.601 I'm good! I'm so good! 01:11:28.535 --> 01:11:29.828 So sorry about that. 01:11:29.911 --> 01:11:31.163 Where were we? 01:11:31.246 --> 01:11:33.415 I have a surprise for you, father. 01:11:35.292 --> 01:11:37.335 Yes. Yes! Of course! 01:11:37.419 --> 01:11:39.254 It's so simple. 01:11:40.422 --> 01:11:42.549 But... but could it work? 01:11:48.805 --> 01:11:50.432 You did it! 01:11:50.515 --> 01:11:53.685 I knew funding those science fairs would pay off. 01:11:53.768 --> 01:11:54.811 What was that? 01:11:55.270 --> 01:11:56.897 Uh... nothing. 01:11:56.980 --> 01:12:00.484 I have a surprise for you as well, Wednesday. 01:12:05.155 --> 01:12:07.949 They can be our first test subjects. 01:12:08.492 --> 01:12:09.743 What have you done? 01:12:10.327 --> 01:12:11.912 I've got all manner 01:12:11.995 --> 01:12:14.748 of diabolical DNA in these test tubes. 01:12:14.915 --> 01:12:17.125 You can isolate the Addams' annoying habits 01:12:17.209 --> 01:12:20.128 and we'll replace them with ones you want. 01:12:20.754 --> 01:12:21.880 But why? 01:12:21.963 --> 01:12:24.341 I saw you trying to delay their departure. 01:12:24.424 --> 01:12:26.760 This way, you can keep them around. 01:12:27.719 --> 01:12:29.554 Ineed my little protege to be happy 01:12:29.638 --> 01:12:31.473 and focused on her work. 01:12:31.681 --> 01:12:34.100 This is important stuff we are doing, Wednesday. 01:12:35.310 --> 01:12:37.437 World-changing! 01:12:37.521 --> 01:12:38.939 "World-changing"? 01:12:39.022 --> 01:12:40.690 If you could control people, 01:12:40.774 --> 01:12:44.110 imbue them with the strength and ferocity of any animal on earth? 01:12:44.194 --> 01:12:46.404 Imagine who would pay for that! 01:12:46.488 --> 01:12:48.823 The military, foreign governments, 01:12:48.907 --> 01:12:50.408 call centers. 01:12:50.575 --> 01:12:53.161 They'd all want unstoppable hybrid murder machines 01:12:53.245 --> 01:12:55.664 programmed down to the cellular level! 01:12:55.747 --> 01:12:59.668 Imagine how rich and famous we'll become! 01:12:59.751 --> 01:13:03.922 All thanks to your experiment! 01:13:04.005 --> 01:13:05.799 But I only meant to show 01:13:05.882 --> 01:13:08.426 how my uncle fester's intellect could be improved. 01:13:08.510 --> 01:13:12.222 And now you get to improve the rest of your ex-family. 01:13:15.267 --> 01:13:16.494 But they don't need improving. 01:13:16.518 --> 01:13:18.687 They're fine as they are. 01:13:19.729 --> 01:13:21.731 Except for maybe pugsley. 01:13:21.815 --> 01:13:25.110 But I'm the one who was looking for change, 01:13:25.193 --> 01:13:26.528 not them. 01:13:26.611 --> 01:13:28.339 But this way, you'll never have to feel different 01:13:28.363 --> 01:13:31.449 from anyone in your family ever again, little boo-boo. 01:13:43.837 --> 01:13:45.630 Here you are, Wednesday. 01:13:45.714 --> 01:13:47.632 You do the honors. 01:13:50.218 --> 01:13:51.511 I won't! 01:13:52.178 --> 01:13:54.931 Even though you are biologically my father, 01:13:55.015 --> 01:13:57.934 these people are still my family. 01:13:58.518 --> 01:14:00.645 The Addams family. 01:14:01.771 --> 01:14:05.650 Fine. If you can't pull the trigger, I'll do it! 01:14:20.415 --> 01:14:22.417 I'm disappointed in you, Wednesday. 01:14:23.001 --> 01:14:27.047 But it appears you're just a silly little girl playing with science. 01:14:32.093 --> 01:14:34.929 Turn off the machine, Mr. Strange. 01:14:35.639 --> 01:14:37.349 I won't ask you again. 01:14:40.226 --> 01:14:42.520 Islnflelady threatening me? 01:14:42.604 --> 01:14:43.897 That depends. 01:14:43.980 --> 01:14:46.107 Do you have a piano nearby? 01:14:46.191 --> 01:14:48.735 Why would I have a piano in a laboratory? 01:14:49.110 --> 01:14:51.363 In that case, lurch... 01:14:52.989 --> 01:14:55.742 Show this cretin what your cold, 01:14:55.825 --> 01:14:58.328 dead hands are capable of. 01:14:58.411 --> 01:14:59.704 You think you're the only one 01:14:59.788 --> 01:15:02.123 with a brainless neanderthal bodyguard? 01:15:07.045 --> 01:15:10.465 Kill, pongo. Kill! 01:15:15.804 --> 01:15:17.305 Oh, this is gonna be rich! 01:15:20.350 --> 01:15:21.351 What? 01:15:23.770 --> 01:15:26.981 Eh! No! Pongo, you imbecile! 01:15:27.065 --> 01:15:29.317 I command you, you protect me. 01:15:29.401 --> 01:15:31.820 You're wasting your breath. 01:15:31.903 --> 01:15:35.031 You see, pongo and lurch are former cellmates 01:15:35.115 --> 01:15:37.200 at the asylum where lurch was held captive 01:15:37.283 --> 01:15:38.952 before my parents found him. 01:15:39.035 --> 01:15:40.578 Back in Texas, 01:15:41.204 --> 01:15:45.166 pongo told lurch that he suspected I was in danger. 01:15:46.292 --> 01:15:47.853 I didn't believe it then. Cyrus: Pongo, pongo. 01:15:47.877 --> 01:15:49.754 Bad boy, pongo. Bad boy. 01:15:50.004 --> 01:15:51.423 I was wrong. 01:15:51.506 --> 01:15:53.133 No! No! 01:15:53.216 --> 01:15:54.676 That's gonna leave a Mark. 01:15:54.759 --> 01:15:57.679 Unhand me! 01:15:57.762 --> 01:16:00.098 Stop! I had a big breakfast. 01:16:00.181 --> 01:16:02.016 Don't make me puke up my pancakes! 01:16:02.100 --> 01:16:04.477 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 01:16:29.294 --> 01:16:31.629 Mother, father, are you all right? 01:16:31.713 --> 01:16:32.797 Yes, yes. 01:16:32.881 --> 01:16:36.593 Fortunately, we escaped with no fatal wounds. 01:16:39.804 --> 01:16:41.055 Even pugsley? 01:16:41.139 --> 01:16:42.807 Even pugsley. 01:16:42.974 --> 01:16:45.351 Oh, well. Maybe next time. 01:16:45.602 --> 01:16:46.853 Wait, what? 01:16:58.948 --> 01:17:00.533 How very... 01:17:00.617 --> 01:17:02.243 Touching. 01:17:03.745 --> 01:17:06.456 My real daughter would know that sentimentality... 01:17:07.957 --> 01:17:10.251 Is the antithesis of science. 01:17:10.502 --> 01:17:11.961 That's right. 01:17:12.045 --> 01:17:14.839 I lied about the DNA... 01:17:14.923 --> 01:17:16.424 Re... re... 01:17:16.508 --> 01:17:17.884 Results. 01:17:20.094 --> 01:17:22.889 I really should thank you, Wednesday. 01:17:22.972 --> 01:17:25.391 You've uncaged me. 01:17:27.310 --> 01:17:32.065 But your foul play is no longer amusing to me. 01:17:34.400 --> 01:17:37.487 So, I think I'll exterminate you. 01:17:41.324 --> 01:17:43.576 And your entire... 01:17:43.660 --> 01:17:45.495 Family! 01:17:49.749 --> 01:17:52.752 Get ready to cry uncle! 01:17:58.091 --> 01:17:59.259 Ahh! 01:18:11.646 --> 01:18:13.606 Incoming! 01:18:16.609 --> 01:18:17.861 Ophelia! 01:18:36.337 --> 01:18:37.839 Oh, yeah! 01:18:37.922 --> 01:18:39.132 That's it! You got him! 01:18:45.138 --> 01:18:46.514 Cyrus: No! 01:18:48.975 --> 01:18:50.101 Get him, fester! 01:18:50.184 --> 01:18:51.603 Ink him! Ink him, baby! 01:19:00.653 --> 01:19:02.739 Everybody, run! 01:19:28.681 --> 01:19:30.642 Madison, would you do me the honor... 01:19:39.067 --> 01:19:41.903 Yes, I'll marry you. 01:19:45.323 --> 01:19:47.075 Uncle fester. 01:19:48.242 --> 01:19:49.619 He's dying. 01:19:50.328 --> 01:19:52.038 And it's all my fault. 01:19:52.538 --> 01:19:54.040 Oh, Wednesday. 01:20:03.091 --> 01:20:05.051 Mother, when you said this necklace 01:20:05.134 --> 01:20:07.011 was a part of every Addams, 01:20:07.095 --> 01:20:08.680 what did you mean? 01:20:08.763 --> 01:20:12.684 It contains a drop of blood from every Addams born into the family. 01:20:12.767 --> 01:20:15.812 Your father, pugsley, you... 01:20:16.437 --> 01:20:18.439 And uncle fester. 01:20:18.940 --> 01:20:21.484 Your little Addams DNA cocktail here 01:20:21.567 --> 01:20:22.902 mightjust save the day. 01:20:23.361 --> 01:20:24.404 Lurch! 01:20:50.138 --> 01:20:51.639 Bottoms up, uncle fester. 01:21:04.402 --> 01:21:05.486 Whoa! 01:21:32.805 --> 01:21:35.391 Did I win? 01:21:35.683 --> 01:21:36.934 Yes. 01:21:37.602 --> 01:21:40.813 Yes, you did, uncle fester. 01:21:40.897 --> 01:21:42.482 Oh, and, pugsley, 01:21:42.565 --> 01:21:44.776 it looks like Ophelia is feeling better too. 01:21:53.826 --> 01:21:56.746 Mother, father, I'm sorry. 01:21:57.121 --> 01:21:59.248 I didn't want to be an Addams. 01:21:59.791 --> 01:22:02.335 I struggled with feeling different. 01:22:02.794 --> 01:22:05.713 But now, I realize that being different 01:22:06.255 --> 01:22:08.841 is the most Addams-y thing there is. 01:22:09.509 --> 01:22:11.511 "Different" is what the extra "d" 01:22:11.594 --> 01:22:13.554 in "Addams" stands for. 01:22:13.638 --> 01:22:16.599 I always thought it stood for "dismemberment." 01:22:17.433 --> 01:22:19.018 Can you forgive me? 01:22:19.727 --> 01:22:21.187 Wednesday, 01:22:21.270 --> 01:22:25.233 you are and always will be our little ghoul. 01:22:25.358 --> 01:22:27.110 We love you. 01:22:27.193 --> 01:22:28.361 Thank you, mother. 01:22:28.444 --> 01:22:29.821 The feeling is mutual. 01:22:31.072 --> 01:22:32.448 And, father... 01:22:32.865 --> 01:22:34.909 Yes, my little raven? 01:22:35.201 --> 01:22:37.036 I have something for you. 01:22:46.504 --> 01:22:49.757 Come on, Addams family. Let's go home. 01:23:00.810 --> 01:23:01.894 Gruesome. 01:23:01.978 --> 01:23:04.605 Mmm! And fragrant. 01:23:08.651 --> 01:23:10.236 Yeah! Awesome! 01:23:10.319 --> 01:23:11.404 Now, look, look, look. 01:23:11.487 --> 01:23:13.990 All I did was invite a few people over 01:23:14.073 --> 01:23:15.992 and things got a little bit out of hand. 01:23:16.075 --> 01:23:18.870 Yes, there were a few injuries, but the EMT is here. 01:23:18.953 --> 01:23:21.205 They're having a wonderful time. 01:23:21.289 --> 01:23:23.708 What a lovely homecoming present. 01:23:24.125 --> 01:23:26.210 Oh. 01:23:26.294 --> 01:23:29.172 Welcome home! 01:23:35.928 --> 01:23:38.681 I thought you'd never get here. 01:23:41.267 --> 01:23:43.352 Oh, my goodness! 01:23:45.938 --> 01:23:48.357 Let's light it up, hairball! 01:23:50.568 --> 01:23:51.694 You know I never left 01:23:51.777 --> 01:23:53.154 that's how I brought it back 01:23:53.237 --> 01:23:55.323 but what I wanna know is where the party at 01:23:55.406 --> 01:23:57.217 I came a long way to get these people out they seat 01:23:57.241 --> 01:23:59.035 now I need y'all to clap your hands 01:23:59.118 --> 01:24:00.453 to the beat and have a good time 01:24:00.536 --> 01:24:02.246 don't be acting like that 01:24:02.330 --> 01:24:03.581 we got it crackin' in the back 01:24:03.664 --> 01:24:04.832 oh, yeah, it's lit 01:24:04.916 --> 01:24:06.584 my brand-new outfit 01:24:06.667 --> 01:24:08.294 the one to get the party started 01:24:08.377 --> 01:24:10.588 plugged and wet gloves and mitt, club is lit 01:24:10.671 --> 01:24:12.256 kind of the one one of a kind 01:24:12.340 --> 01:24:13.466 it's cousin it 01:24:13.549 --> 01:24:15.051 he's the host with the most 01:24:15.134 --> 01:24:17.678 I wanna give a toast to the wild, wild west coast 01:24:17.762 --> 01:24:18.906 now if you're feeling like a villain 01:24:18.930 --> 01:24:20.556 say, "yeah, yeah" 01:24:20.640 --> 01:24:22.451 snoop dogg is in the house and he's a playa, playa 01:24:22.475 --> 01:24:23.535 and all the ladies in the house 01:24:23.559 --> 01:24:24.894 say, "oh, yeah" 01:24:24.977 --> 01:24:26.812 we 're family for sure in case you didn't know 01:24:26.896 --> 01:24:27.939 it ain't nothin' going on 01:24:28.022 --> 01:24:30.358 grandma: We love you, it! 01:24:30.441 --> 01:24:33.110 I still don't understand a word that guy says. 01:24:35.821 --> 01:24:37.573 Yeah! 01:24:37.657 --> 01:24:41.369 Didn't I tell you this trip would bring the family closer together? 01:24:41.452 --> 01:24:44.330 You're a wonderful father, darling. 01:24:44.413 --> 01:24:46.749 There's one thing that's still troubling me. 01:24:46.832 --> 01:24:48.918 Cyrus lied about being my father, 01:24:49.001 --> 01:24:52.129 but when I tested your hair at the Grand Canyon, 01:24:52.213 --> 01:24:55.841 it said conclusively that you were not my father either. 01:24:56.217 --> 01:24:58.844 Ah, that explains it. 01:24:58.928 --> 01:25:00.346 I suffered a little accident 01:25:00.429 --> 01:25:02.598 with a napalm experiment a few years back 01:25:02.682 --> 01:25:05.184 and lost my beautiful, beautiful hair. 01:25:07.770 --> 01:25:10.106 Had it replaced with real sasquatch fur. 01:25:10.189 --> 01:25:11.899 I assure you, Wednesday, 01:25:11.983 --> 01:25:13.442 I am your father. 01:25:13.526 --> 01:25:15.653 Now and always. 01:25:17.697 --> 01:25:19.824 I aheady hugged you once, father. 01:25:19.907 --> 01:25:22.243 That's quite enough affection for a lifetime. 01:25:24.745 --> 01:25:26.706 Well, Addams, 01:25:26.789 --> 01:25:29.458 time to start planning the next family vacation. 01:25:29.542 --> 01:26:33.129 Telegram Channel and Instagram Page .:: @bollbolljan_com ::.