WEBVTT 00:00:00.265 --> 00:00:12.809 ..:: Presented by ZarFilm website ::.. ‏.:: www.bolboljan.net ::. 00:00:35.870 --> 00:00:38.039 [Faint thunder rumbling] 00:00:38.122 --> 00:00:41.083 [Priest speaking Latin] 00:00:41.167 --> 00:00:43.544 [Tractor motor rumbling] 00:00:51.469 --> 00:00:54.388 [Man] She was furious with me because if! Had my law degree, 00:00:54.472 --> 00:00:56.641 I could have represented us. 00:00:56.724 --> 00:01:01.395 The jury ruled against me. I told my lawyer! Considered suicide. 00:01:01.520 --> 00:01:04.232 I drove home from nyack, and guess what? 00:01:04.315 --> 00:01:06.817 She had left me. I recall almost a sigh of relief... 00:01:06.901 --> 00:01:10.363 [Woman] Somehow it made a lasting impression on her life. 00:01:10.446 --> 00:01:13.324 My first child came easy enough. 00:01:13.407 --> 00:01:18.663 But with Patricia they had to open me up under anesthesia. 00:01:18.746 --> 00:01:21.624 I've often thought that perhaps the reason... 00:01:21.707 --> 00:01:26.629 [Man 2] I told them when I got here, "okay, I explored the criminal lifestyle." 00:01:26.712 --> 00:01:29.423 But I was an altar boy, for Christ's sake. 00:01:29.507 --> 00:01:33.719 Moltisanti is a religious name. And still I'm fucked. 00:01:34.679 --> 00:01:39.392 I met death on route 23, not too far from here. 00:01:39.475 --> 00:01:41.352 But that was much later. 00:01:42.812 --> 00:01:46.816 Back in 1967, the man wearing the hat was my father. 00:01:47.733 --> 00:01:49.694 In those days, he didn't have a son. 00:01:49.777 --> 00:01:51.988 Five dollars says I spot him first. 00:01:52.071 --> 00:01:53.698 I don't got five dollars. 00:01:53.781 --> 00:01:55.908 - Then you better win, gagootz. - [Chuckles] 00:01:55.992 --> 00:01:57.285 Huh? 00:01:57.368 --> 00:02:00.246 - Uncle dick, think fast. - You want to fight, huh? 00:02:00.329 --> 00:02:04.125 [Christopher] The little fat kid is my uncle, Tony. Soprano. 00:02:04.208 --> 00:02:05.894 [Dickie] Your arms are too short. You got nothing. 00:02:05.918 --> 00:02:07.670 [Boat horn blowing] 00:02:07.753 --> 00:02:11.173 [Christopher] Well, we call him my uncle, by marriage. 00:02:13.009 --> 00:02:16.804 - He choked me to death. - [Boat horn blowing] 00:02:20.224 --> 00:02:22.560 There! Pay up. 00:02:22.643 --> 00:02:25.354 We have a winner, ladies and gents. Huh? 00:02:26.564 --> 00:02:27.958 [Christopher] My grandfather and his brother 00:02:27.982 --> 00:02:30.985 were with the dili/leo crime family in Newark. 00:02:31.068 --> 00:02:33.362 My grandfather was an associate, but he stacked 00:02:33.446 --> 00:02:35.299 - more scharol than any of the made guys. - Pop! 00:02:35.323 --> 00:02:37.366 Hey, there he is! 00:02:37.908 --> 00:02:40.077 [Christopher] Including a Cadillac dealership. 00:02:43.372 --> 00:02:47.710 Cara Mia, fammi presentare mio fig/io, Richard moltisanti. 00:02:48.169 --> 00:02:50.004 Everybody calls me Dickie. 00:02:53.299 --> 00:02:54.842 Welcome to america. 00:02:55.176 --> 00:02:56.177 Benvenuta. 00:02:56.802 --> 00:02:58.387 [Laughing] America! 00:03:01.932 --> 00:03:04.852 Most guys 65 go to Europe on vacation, they come back with the gout. 00:03:04.935 --> 00:03:08.272 You come back with the winner, miss provolone, 1967. 00:03:08.356 --> 00:03:10.399 [Both laughing] 00:03:11.484 --> 00:03:14.945 Oh. Antonio soprano. 00:03:16.280 --> 00:03:17.907 [Speaks Italian] 00:03:19.909 --> 00:03:22.119 [Christopher] After he murdered me, 00:03:22.203 --> 00:03:25.373 Tony gave my wife and baby his pocket change. 00:03:25.956 --> 00:03:27.875 But that was much later. 00:03:28.417 --> 00:03:30.419 ["Stardust" by Artie Shaw playing faintly on radio] 00:03:35.257 --> 00:03:37.051 [Speaks Italian] 00:03:38.260 --> 00:03:42.139 I'm embarrassed. You're all such great cooks over there. 00:03:43.974 --> 00:03:45.267 Can you translate for me? 00:03:45.351 --> 00:03:47.353 Forget it. She understands enough. 00:03:53.067 --> 00:03:54.527 [Wine pouring] 00:03:56.987 --> 00:03:58.406 [Raps glass on table] 00:03:59.782 --> 00:04:02.618 [Clearing throat] Giuseppina... 00:04:02.701 --> 00:04:06.414 [Speaking slowly] What does your family do over there? 00:04:08.207 --> 00:04:11.419 -Mio padre—— -the fascists killed her old man. 00:04:11.502 --> 00:04:13.170 Her mother never recovered. 00:04:13.546 --> 00:04:14.922 Fuckin' Mussolini. 00:04:15.005 --> 00:04:18.205 I don't get it. When I was a kid, you and vito genovese always praised Mussolini. 00:04:18.259 --> 00:04:20.761 Let's not talk politics at the table. 00:04:22.054 --> 00:04:26.642 But I'll tell you, dick, it's paradise over there. 00:04:26.725 --> 00:04:29.687 On the one hand, you can't believe the beauty. 00:04:29.770 --> 00:04:33.274 On the other hand, they don't even have toilets. 00:04:33.357 --> 00:04:38.821 I told giuseppina, that you're gonna live the life of a proud American lady. 00:04:38.904 --> 00:04:41.907 And I'm gonna have my second set of children with you. 00:04:42.700 --> 00:04:47.455 And they'll be deluged with a life that they could never even imagine over there. 00:04:47.997 --> 00:04:51.417 Like you were, dick, as a kid. 00:04:52.501 --> 00:04:54.462 These'll be your brothers and sisters. 00:04:54.545 --> 00:04:56.881 [Clears throat, chuckling] So... 00:04:56.964 --> 00:04:59.925 Giuseppina is your stepmother, Dickie. 00:05:00.009 --> 00:05:01.927 [Laughter] 00:05:07.433 --> 00:05:09.268 [Father grunting, muffled] 00:05:09.351 --> 00:05:10.686 [Wall thumping] 00:05:10.769 --> 00:05:12.771 [Coughing] 00:05:13.814 --> 00:05:15.608 [Giuseppina and father moaning] 00:05:22.490 --> 00:05:25.034 [Grunting and thumping continue] 00:05:25.993 --> 00:05:27.995 ["The jam" by Graham central station playing] 00:05:30.789 --> 00:05:33.375 [Panting] 00:05:35.586 --> 00:05:37.254 [Horn blaring] 00:05:39.256 --> 00:05:40.841 [Cries out] 00:05:40.925 --> 00:05:42.843 It wasn't me who ripped you off! 00:05:42.927 --> 00:05:46.013 Oh yeah? Oh, yeah? Come on! 00:05:46.096 --> 00:05:47.681 [Both grunting] 00:05:47.765 --> 00:05:50.726 ["The ballad of the green berets" by Barry sadler playing on car radio] 00:05:52.394 --> 00:05:54.563 - [Blows landing] - [Men grunting] 00:05:55.189 --> 00:05:56.649 [Radio switches off] 00:05:57.900 --> 00:05:59.193 - [Young man] Shit! - Harold. 00:06:00.277 --> 00:06:01.779 All right, already. 00:06:01.862 --> 00:06:03.256 - [Harold] This punk ass snapper. - [Man panting] 00:06:03.280 --> 00:06:05.950 Japped one of our runners, took 600 bucks. 00:06:06.033 --> 00:06:07.660 [Grunting] 00:06:08.452 --> 00:06:11.580 - I want a full bag tomorrow. - Who the fuck are you? 00:06:11.956 --> 00:06:15.292 The guy who one time put out somebody's eye for talkin' to him like that. 00:06:17.836 --> 00:06:20.089 - [Panting] - You winded there, Jesse Owens? 00:06:20.172 --> 00:06:21.966 [Laughs breathlessly] 00:06:22.049 --> 00:06:25.511 - I gotta quit smoking. - I agree. 00:06:26.595 --> 00:06:28.806 Can't I get you to switch to newports? 00:06:39.942 --> 00:06:42.194 [Groaning] 00:06:42.736 --> 00:06:46.365 ["Danger heartbreak dead ahead" by the marvelettes playing on radio] 00:06:46.448 --> 00:06:49.243 [Men chattering faintly] 00:06:53.789 --> 00:06:57.876 Hey, Harold. My son here say he gonna be Hank Aaron when he grown up. 00:06:57.960 --> 00:07:00.337 [Boy] I'm gonna hit .318 like him. 00:07:00.421 --> 00:07:02.798 - 318, your lucky number, boy, play it. - [Woman] Yeah. 00:07:02.881 --> 00:07:06.260 Numbers is the only chance black folks got to get out of this sinkhole city. 00:07:06.343 --> 00:07:07.886 How does that work, anyway? 00:07:07.970 --> 00:07:11.140 Well, you pick out three numbers, like for you, three-one-eight. 00:07:11.223 --> 00:07:14.101 You bet a quarter, and if your numbers come on at the race track 00:07:14.184 --> 00:07:17.479 then you win $125 for a quarter. 00:07:17.563 --> 00:07:19.106 - For a quarter? - Mm. 00:07:19.189 --> 00:07:21.358 Bet a dollar, you get 500 dollars. 00:07:21.442 --> 00:07:23.444 - [Boy] You shitting me, Harold? - —uh! 00:07:23.527 --> 00:07:24.838 What if my numbers don't come out? 00:07:24.862 --> 00:07:26.715 Well, if your numbers don't hit, you don't get nothing. 00:07:26.739 --> 00:07:29.408 Harold collects everybody's bets and gives it to the man. 00:07:29.491 --> 00:07:31.910 How you think the Italians drive those long, fancy cars 00:07:31.994 --> 00:07:34.330 and wear those diamond Swiss watches on their wrists? 00:07:35.289 --> 00:07:37.875 [Up-tempo accordion music playing] 00:07:39.627 --> 00:07:41.837 [Guests chattering, indistinct] 00:07:42.671 --> 00:07:44.131 [Microphone feedback squealing] 00:07:44.214 --> 00:07:47.259 Thank you. Thank you, everybody, welcome. 00:07:47.343 --> 00:07:50.596 Uh... well, mostly, I, uh... 00:07:51.221 --> 00:07:52.907 - —I just want to say how PR... - [Making fart noises] 00:07:52.931 --> 00:07:54.141 [Tony laughing] 00:07:54.224 --> 00:07:55.893 Knock it off, Anthony. 00:07:58.354 --> 00:08:01.398 I want to say how proud I am of my big girl, Janice... 00:08:01.940 --> 00:08:05.569 Who is today... a woman. 00:08:06.278 --> 00:08:08.822 - [Man] Cheers! - [Applause] 00:08:08.947 --> 00:08:10.908 You know, Janice, she, uh... 00:08:10.991 --> 00:08:14.745 She went to her catechism. She practiced her Latin. 00:08:15.579 --> 00:08:18.123 She even stopped watching those two stunods, Sonny and Cher, 00:08:18.207 --> 00:08:20.769 - long enough to think about god, huh? - Too much fucking salt on this... 00:08:20.793 --> 00:08:24.296 At least for a minute or two, but... Boy, did she cost me. 00:08:24.380 --> 00:08:28.634 You know, I made a bet that, uh, Janice would not do her religious duties. 00:08:28.717 --> 00:08:32.221 But if Janice did, you know, got confirmed... 00:08:32.304 --> 00:08:34.390 I'd shave off my mustache. 00:08:34.473 --> 00:08:37.101 - [Scattered laughter, friendly jeers] - —ohhh. 00:08:38.519 --> 00:08:40.187 - Enjoy. - His comare told him 00:08:40.270 --> 00:08:42.648 it makes him look like Robert goulet. 00:08:42.731 --> 00:08:44.566 [Music resumes] 00:08:50.614 --> 00:08:53.617 - This stuff ain't so authentic. - —ah! Ow! 00:08:53.701 --> 00:08:54.952 Just use your fork. 00:08:55.035 --> 00:08:56.787 But, uh, you know, the gravy's good. 00:08:56.870 --> 00:08:58.038 [Man] Oh. 00:08:58.122 --> 00:09:00.249 - Your daughter's confirmation. - Come here. 00:09:00.332 --> 00:09:03.085 - Congrats, skip. - I'm here, too, Mr. Handsome. 00:09:03.168 --> 00:09:05.462 Yeah, and looking like a million dollars. 00:09:05.546 --> 00:09:07.756 And not Mexican dollars, either. 00:09:07.840 --> 00:09:09.591 What are you talking about? 00:09:13.470 --> 00:09:14.805 Same fucking gang. 00:09:14.888 --> 00:09:17.307 Colored kids hit one of my colored runners. 00:09:18.183 --> 00:09:19.601 Threw him a beating. 00:09:19.685 --> 00:09:22.271 You believe this? How these people prey on their own? 00:09:22.771 --> 00:09:25.274 Hey, boot dimeo's gonna rag on me when he sees this. 00:09:25.357 --> 00:09:27.526 [Man 2] It looks bad too, perception-wise. 00:09:27.609 --> 00:09:30.904 Even the papers say the numbers is the biggest percentage of our cash flow. 00:09:32.406 --> 00:09:35.033 Junior's right, you gotta get your arms around this. 00:09:39.413 --> 00:09:41.415 You got big ears there, gagootz? 00:09:41.498 --> 00:09:45.335 Big brother, go and get yourself some pez. [Clicks tongue] 00:09:48.881 --> 00:09:50.674 [Chuckling] 00:09:50.758 --> 00:09:53.343 Silvio, puss, come here. 00:09:54.344 --> 00:09:55.637 -Marone! —oh! 00:09:55.721 --> 00:09:57.848 Huh? The second Mrs. Hollywood dick. 00:09:57.931 --> 00:10:00.142 I was just explaining to his holiness, here. 00:10:00.225 --> 00:10:02.060 I think I went to school with your father. 00:10:02.144 --> 00:10:05.606 Calogero Dante. "Butch." 00:10:05.689 --> 00:10:07.775 He said you were a bully. 00:10:07.858 --> 00:10:10.068 Whoa, what do we got here? 00:10:10.152 --> 00:10:12.529 The Italian actress, Sophia lotsa-pizza, 00:10:12.613 --> 00:10:14.698 get out of here, you fucking mutt! 00:10:16.575 --> 00:10:18.869 - —Sorry. - Buddha. It's Joe d. 00:10:18.952 --> 00:10:20.412 He's up at the boot's mansion. 00:10:21.705 --> 00:10:23.874 Mr. DiMaggio. Come stai? 00:10:23.957 --> 00:10:27.419 Your saints name, you took in church today, apollonia? 00:10:27.503 --> 00:10:30.589 She's the patron Saint of dentists. 00:10:38.388 --> 00:10:42.017 Take it from me, chains are more effective than snow tires. 00:10:42.100 --> 00:10:43.912 [Bishop] Why didn't you bring the missus, dick? 00:10:43.936 --> 00:10:46.855 I tried, but the poor kid's self-conscious about her English. 00:10:46.939 --> 00:10:49.233 She's making progress, though. 00:10:49.316 --> 00:10:51.568 - I didn't catch the name. - Pussy. 00:10:51.652 --> 00:10:54.947 [Laughs] Don't worry, father, it's not what you think it is. 00:10:56.073 --> 00:10:58.033 [Laughter] 00:10:58.534 --> 00:11:00.619 [Teacher] This is my dog. 00:11:00.702 --> 00:11:03.705 [Class] This is my dog. 00:11:04.414 --> 00:11:07.626 [Teacher] This is your dog. 00:11:07.709 --> 00:11:10.379 [Class] This is your dog. 00:11:11.630 --> 00:11:13.173 [Whispering] Your dog. 00:11:15.092 --> 00:11:18.762 [Radio announcer] Buddy durham in the light trunks... the white trunks. 00:11:18.846 --> 00:11:21.348 Durham has always been known as a counter-puncher... 00:11:21.431 --> 00:11:23.058 Hah. 00:11:24.142 --> 00:11:26.144 [Announced he gets a great hook in there. 00:11:26.812 --> 00:11:27.980 [Hollywood dick] Hey. 00:11:29.398 --> 00:11:30.858 [Kissing] 00:11:32.317 --> 00:11:34.152 What did you learn to say? 00:11:36.113 --> 00:11:40.534 This... is... his... bail. 00:11:40.617 --> 00:11:42.619 [Announcer continues, indistinct] 00:11:43.495 --> 00:11:45.080 Whose ball? 00:11:46.707 --> 00:11:48.083 Spot. 00:11:51.003 --> 00:11:54.131 [Groans] I think this is a waste of money. 00:11:55.549 --> 00:11:58.552 [Radio dj] We hear from hoboken's own chairman of the board. 00:11:58.635 --> 00:12:01.013 [On radio] Hi, there, my name is Francis Albert Sinatra 00:12:01.096 --> 00:12:03.932 and I got news for you. Here's your host, William b. Williams. 00:12:04.766 --> 00:12:07.519 My mother met his mother once. Frank. 00:12:07.603 --> 00:12:09.313 Frank? [Chuckles] 00:12:09.396 --> 00:12:12.357 He grabbed me to go to some party once. 00:12:12.441 --> 00:12:15.652 It was on the Upper East Side, it was a penthouse. 00:12:15.736 --> 00:12:18.697 Some celebrity, I don't know who. 00:12:18.780 --> 00:12:24.578 So... he and Dean, they have this donkey brought downstairs to the basement. 00:12:24.661 --> 00:12:27.247 And the donkey's just stuffed full of laxatives, right? 00:12:27.331 --> 00:12:29.249 So they put it in the private elevator. 00:12:29.333 --> 00:12:32.544 They send the private elevator up, the door opens, 00:12:32.628 --> 00:12:37.341 and the donkey starts kicking and shitting over everybody in the party! 00:12:37.424 --> 00:12:39.676 [Laughing uproariously] 00:12:41.887 --> 00:12:43.639 [Shuddering] 00:12:43.722 --> 00:12:45.432 Ah, your sister's cunt! 00:12:46.266 --> 00:12:49.019 Junior, it's the summer of love. 00:12:51.563 --> 00:12:54.358 ["Somethin' stupid" by frank and Nancy Sinatra playing on radio] 00:13:02.407 --> 00:13:03.700 Nice car. 00:13:04.701 --> 00:13:06.578 You a friend of Dickie's? 00:13:06.662 --> 00:13:08.038 No English. 00:13:13.418 --> 00:13:16.880 [Dickie] Oh! Hopalong che si dice! 00:13:19.174 --> 00:13:20.467 It's fucking light again? 00:13:20.550 --> 00:13:23.595 Picked up from most of the runners, but this kid, overall... 00:13:23.679 --> 00:13:25.055 Who the fuck is overall? 00:13:25.138 --> 00:13:27.391 He's a crazy young motherfucker that runs the saints. 00:13:27.474 --> 00:13:29.893 Leon overall. He's from east orange. 00:13:29.977 --> 00:13:33.105 My cousin's the placekicker over at the high school over there. 00:13:33.188 --> 00:13:35.899 Yeah, well me and Harold played east orange Thanksgiving game. 00:13:35.983 --> 00:13:37.943 We used to beat 'em every fucking year. 00:13:38.026 --> 00:13:41.238 You should have seen this man run. Are you sure you don't got no black blood? 00:13:41.321 --> 00:13:43.657 That's sicilians. I'm napoletano. 00:13:43.740 --> 00:13:46.410 Oh! I'm siciliano. 00:13:49.037 --> 00:13:50.539 Come on. Come over here. 00:13:55.669 --> 00:13:58.630 The big picture, you told me this thing was over with the black saints. 00:13:59.047 --> 00:14:02.759 I know, I... thought I schooled the kid, overall, when I whupped him, but... 00:14:02.843 --> 00:14:04.261 [Scoffs] 00:14:04.344 --> 00:14:06.430 He's got a wild hair across his ass. 00:14:07.848 --> 00:14:09.641 I gotta know, Harold... 00:14:10.225 --> 00:14:12.811 Aren't you humiliated by what you just said? 00:14:13.353 --> 00:14:15.105 I know I would be. 00:14:16.023 --> 00:14:17.649 You're a grown man. 00:14:17.733 --> 00:14:20.277 Fucking punk street gang? 00:14:29.244 --> 00:14:32.372 ["Fingertips, part 2" by Stevie wonder playing] 00:14:45.052 --> 00:14:47.179 [Horn blaring] 00:14:50.891 --> 00:14:52.768 Come on in, son. Have a seat. 00:14:57.105 --> 00:14:58.982 [Song continues on radio] 00:15:02.069 --> 00:15:03.570 [Man] I think we lost him. 00:15:05.655 --> 00:15:08.033 [Harold] Hold up. Hold up. Turn around. 00:15:09.159 --> 00:15:12.370 Would I for sure be going to Vietnam? Like my dream? 00:15:12.454 --> 00:15:14.039 You heard about the gi. Bill? 00:15:14.122 --> 00:15:16.792 Yeah, college. Sure. 00:15:16.875 --> 00:15:18.960 Thinking about being a... scientist. 00:15:21.630 --> 00:15:23.070 [Recruiting officer] Wait over there. 00:15:25.092 --> 00:15:27.052 No, this... this war wasn't my idea! 00:15:35.102 --> 00:15:36.770 [Tires squealing] 00:15:41.399 --> 00:15:42.943 [Ice clinking in glass] 00:15:47.280 --> 00:15:50.367 Isola, turn that light out. I'm trying to sleep. 00:15:50.450 --> 00:15:52.452 That's why I brought you a seven and seven, baby. 00:15:56.623 --> 00:15:58.333 What's the matter with you? 00:15:59.709 --> 00:16:02.921 Goddamn gentleman Dickie moltisanti. 00:16:04.422 --> 00:16:06.758 Always comes to me to handle his nasty work. 00:16:06.842 --> 00:16:09.761 [Chuckles] Done made you his house nigger. 00:16:21.439 --> 00:16:22.858 Put it away. 00:16:32.200 --> 00:16:34.494 The army won't take me now. 00:16:36.204 --> 00:16:38.582 I always wanted to join up, but I... 00:16:39.624 --> 00:16:41.710 I had two felony convictions. 00:16:41.793 --> 00:16:43.211 Take you? 00:16:45.046 --> 00:16:47.090 Happened to stop by a recruiting office today, 00:16:47.174 --> 00:16:48.466 and it made me remember. 00:16:48.550 --> 00:16:50.886 [Chuckles] Brothers doing all the dying over there. 00:16:50.969 --> 00:16:52.053 We don't need no more. 00:16:52.137 --> 00:16:53.823 Well, somebody's gonna win the medal of honor. 00:16:53.847 --> 00:16:55.223 [Chuckles] 00:16:55.307 --> 00:16:58.185 Not a black man. Please. 00:16:58.268 --> 00:17:02.480 [Laughs] Ooh, baby, you are a riot tonight. 00:17:20.290 --> 00:17:21.917 [Rider] Make a right here. 00:17:22.000 --> 00:17:24.419 - It's a one-way. - Fuck it, make the right. 00:17:25.629 --> 00:17:27.881 [Sighing] 00:17:27.964 --> 00:17:30.425 ["Come on over" by Steve Clayton playing faintly on radio] 00:17:36.932 --> 00:17:39.267 [Siren approaching] 00:17:40.936 --> 00:17:43.063 - [Car doors open] - Fuck. 00:17:44.272 --> 00:17:46.066 [Sighs] 00:17:55.784 --> 00:17:56.868 Step out of the car. 00:17:57.869 --> 00:17:59.704 I know what I did, officer. 00:18:00.914 --> 00:18:01.998 [John grunts] 00:18:09.422 --> 00:18:12.509 ["Then you can tell me goodbye" by the casinos playing on radio] 00:18:16.388 --> 00:18:19.015 [People yelling faintly] 00:18:22.269 --> 00:18:25.313 [People clamoring, shouting] —[Honking horn] 00:18:28.483 --> 00:18:29.776 [Dickie] Oh! 00:18:30.318 --> 00:18:32.988 [Yelling, indistinct] 00:18:37.158 --> 00:18:39.953 Hey, why aren't they home, sleeping till noon? 00:18:40.036 --> 00:18:42.455 Two of our officers picked up some colored taxi driver, 00:18:42.539 --> 00:18:44.082 had to rough him up a little. 00:18:44.165 --> 00:18:45.625 These morons think we killed him. 00:18:45.709 --> 00:18:47.585 It spread around the central ward that way. 00:18:47.669 --> 00:18:49.879 They broke windows up and down belmont Avenue. 00:18:49.963 --> 00:18:51.482 They're throwing bricks and bottles at us. 00:18:51.506 --> 00:18:53.150 We got two officers had to go to the hospital. 00:18:53.174 --> 00:18:55.969 - [Glass breaking] - [Dickie] No shit. [Laughs] 00:18:56.052 --> 00:18:57.780 [Protester] You ain't nothin' without that badge! 00:18:57.804 --> 00:18:59.097 [Dickie chuckling] 00:18:59.180 --> 00:19:00.807 You think this is funny? 00:19:02.392 --> 00:19:04.686 [Singing] Let's make amends 00:19:04.769 --> 00:19:07.022 [song continues on radio] 00:19:07.105 --> 00:19:08.690 - [Bottle strikes car] - Lgasps] 00:19:15.739 --> 00:19:17.407 [Bottle breaks] 00:19:23.747 --> 00:19:25.457 Get the fuck away from the car! 00:19:26.708 --> 00:19:28.960 [Glass shattering] 00:19:29.044 --> 00:19:31.296 [People continue shouting, indistinct] 00:19:33.923 --> 00:19:36.134 [Tires screeching] 00:19:39.054 --> 00:19:41.598 [Both singing] How lucky can one guy be 00:19:42.057 --> 00:19:44.517 I kissed her and she kissed me 00:19:45.352 --> 00:19:47.479 like the fella once said 00:19:47.562 --> 00:19:49.064 [music pauses] 00:19:49.147 --> 00:19:50.315 [Drumroll] 00:19:50.398 --> 00:19:52.710 [Singer] Ladies and gentlemen, let's hear it for our host tonight. 00:19:52.734 --> 00:19:55.528 They call him gentleman dick moltisanti. 00:19:55.612 --> 00:19:57.906 - [Applause, cheering] - [Music resumes] 00:19:59.991 --> 00:20:01.701 [Hollywood dick] Ah! 00:20:06.456 --> 00:20:07.457 Paulie. 00:20:08.249 --> 00:20:09.542 This? 00:20:12.837 --> 00:20:14.089 It's about time. 00:20:14.172 --> 00:20:16.716 Pinto the butcher sent over some capuzzelle. 00:20:16.800 --> 00:20:18.426 The fuck happen to you? 00:20:21.012 --> 00:20:22.806 Something you gotta see. 00:20:26.184 --> 00:20:28.645 [Sirens wailing in distance] 00:20:37.320 --> 00:20:39.155 [Man] What the fuck? 00:20:39.948 --> 00:20:41.699 That's belmont Avenue. 00:20:43.118 --> 00:20:45.120 [Sirens continue] 00:21:02.095 --> 00:21:03.888 [Sirens wail faintly] 00:21:22.991 --> 00:21:25.410 [Speaking Italian] 00:21:27.245 --> 00:21:29.247 [Speaking Italian] 00:21:39.966 --> 00:21:41.885 You wanna get smart now? 00:21:42.677 --> 00:21:43.970 Ma vaffanculo! 00:21:47.807 --> 00:21:49.767 [Panting] 00:21:50.643 --> 00:21:52.437 [Cries out] 00:21:54.022 --> 00:21:55.899 [Panting] 00:22:09.078 --> 00:22:10.872 [Sobbing] 00:22:10.955 --> 00:22:13.750 [Sirens wailing] 00:22:20.340 --> 00:22:23.885 Why don't you go after the ditsoon, huh? They almost burned the city down. 00:22:23.968 --> 00:22:25.720 Oh, you'll hold the door, huh. 00:22:25.803 --> 00:22:27.305 [Janice] Daddy! 00:22:27.388 --> 00:22:29.140 -Janice, go home! —daddy! 00:22:29.224 --> 00:22:31.059 Go home! Take the bus. 00:22:36.439 --> 00:22:38.566 [Police officer] Hey, stop! Stop! 00:22:38.650 --> 00:22:40.235 - [Gunshots] - [Yelling] 00:22:40.652 --> 00:22:41.778 [Janice] Anthony! 00:22:43.321 --> 00:22:44.989 Anthony! What are you doing here? 00:22:45.073 --> 00:22:47.659 [Siren wails] 00:22:49.619 --> 00:22:51.955 [Indistinct radio chatter] 00:22:54.165 --> 00:22:56.417 My god! 00:22:57.377 --> 00:22:58.920 What did they do? 00:22:59.003 --> 00:23:00.856 - We raided a card game, but we got lucky. - [Janice crying] 00:23:00.880 --> 00:23:02.966 Picked up your husband on an outstanding warrant. 00:23:03.049 --> 00:23:05.385 - Had to take 'em somewhere. - Warrant? For what? 00:23:05.468 --> 00:23:07.345 Assault with a deadly weapon. 00:23:07.428 --> 00:23:10.390 The lobster trap restaurant? That wasn't him. He didn't do that. 00:23:10.473 --> 00:23:12.267 - Where is he? - Downtown. 00:23:12.350 --> 00:23:14.936 He's downtown, where he might get burned to death? 00:23:15.019 --> 00:23:16.688 What are you people thinking? 00:23:16.771 --> 00:23:18.606 Janice, shut up with that! 00:23:18.690 --> 00:23:21.526 What were the two of you doing at that card game? 00:23:21.609 --> 00:23:23.903 Dad took Janice to ride the rides while he played cards. 00:23:23.987 --> 00:23:27.782 But he wouldn't take me because I passed gas while he was eating lunch. 00:23:27.865 --> 00:23:30.702 Get inside, both of you! 00:23:33.705 --> 00:23:35.248 Anthony! 00:23:36.583 --> 00:23:38.876 [Sirens wailing] 00:23:48.094 --> 00:23:51.431 ["Your soul and mine" by Gil Scott-heron playing] 00:23:51.514 --> 00:23:54.559 [Reciting] Standing in the ruins of another black man's life 00:23:56.352 --> 00:24:00.690 or flying through the valley separating day and night 00:24:01.608 --> 00:24:04.235 "I am death," cried the vulture 00:24:04.944 --> 00:24:07.405 "for the people of the light” 00:24:08.323 --> 00:24:10.074 [glass breaking] 00:24:10.158 --> 00:24:12.285 [Overlapping shouts, chatter] 00:24:13.995 --> 00:24:18.041 In a wilderness of heartbreak and a desert of despair 00:24:18.124 --> 00:24:20.501 - [gunshots] - Evil's clarion of justice 00:24:20.585 --> 00:24:23.212 shrieks a cry of naked terror 00:24:23.296 --> 00:24:25.923 taking babies from their mommas 00:24:26.007 --> 00:24:28.134 - [shrieking] - Leaving grief beyond compare 00:24:28.217 --> 00:24:31.387 please help me! Help me! Please, help me! 00:24:31.471 --> 00:24:35.767 So if you see the vulture coming flying circles in your mind 00:24:35.850 --> 00:24:38.770 -[screaming] —remember there is no escaping 00:24:38.853 --> 00:24:41.856 for he will follow close behind 00:24:42.440 --> 00:24:44.776 only promise me a battle 00:24:44.859 --> 00:24:47.528 battle for your soul and mine 00:24:49.489 --> 00:24:51.199 and mine 00:24:51.282 --> 00:24:54.410 [man on radio] Talk to young negro men on the street and they will tell you, 00:24:54.494 --> 00:24:56.454 they say, they're supposed to go away 00:24:56.537 --> 00:24:59.749 and die for this country that isn't really theirs? 00:24:59.832 --> 00:25:02.585 This tells you right there that for understandable reasons, 00:25:02.669 --> 00:25:05.505 they don't consider themselves complete Americans. 00:25:05.588 --> 00:25:07.632 And I don't say this comprises all of them, 00:25:07.715 --> 00:25:10.677 but it's obvious the reason they can burn their own homes... 00:25:11.260 --> 00:25:12.720 [Dickie] Huge fire. 00:25:13.388 --> 00:25:15.848 - [Giuseppina laughs weakly] - Ashes. 00:25:16.265 --> 00:25:18.476 [Speaking Italian] 00:25:19.018 --> 00:25:21.354 [Sniffles, crying softly] 00:25:25.024 --> 00:25:26.526 [Flicking lighter] 00:25:27.735 --> 00:25:29.112 [Sniffles] 00:25:29.779 --> 00:25:32.031 Thought I heard somebody fall. 00:25:32.949 --> 00:25:34.867 You fall, this morning? 00:25:36.285 --> 00:25:38.579 [Speaking Italian] 00:25:40.790 --> 00:25:44.043 You shouldn't wear your sunglasses in the tub, you know? 00:25:47.714 --> 00:25:49.340 [Chuckles] 00:25:51.801 --> 00:25:55.054 He's got a temper. Arrabbiato, my father. 00:25:55.179 --> 00:25:57.098 [Speaking Italian] 00:25:57.432 --> 00:25:59.434 He start to yell. 00:25:59.851 --> 00:26:02.311 Yeah, he wasn't like this back in ariano? 00:26:02.395 --> 00:26:04.021 'Cause he used to... 00:26:05.189 --> 00:26:06.649 Me, as a kid. 00:26:07.150 --> 00:26:08.401 Every day. 00:26:10.945 --> 00:26:13.156 I should have stayed there. 00:26:14.866 --> 00:26:17.243 [Speaking Italian] 00:26:18.286 --> 00:26:22.874 Maybe I come to america for america money. But... 00:26:22.957 --> 00:26:24.542 [Speaking Italian] 00:26:25.418 --> 00:26:28.463 But here, in america, he become... 00:26:30.089 --> 00:26:31.716 Uno stronzo! 00:26:38.181 --> 00:26:40.183 I think maybe you still love him. 00:26:51.277 --> 00:26:52.779 What's the matter with you? 00:26:53.863 --> 00:26:55.531 My wife's right inside. 00:26:59.410 --> 00:27:01.537 You're my father's wife. 00:27:21.182 --> 00:27:23.434 _[sirens wailing] _[Glass shattering] 00:27:23.518 --> 00:27:25.895 [People shouting, yelling] 00:27:25.978 --> 00:27:27.104 [Grunts] 00:27:38.032 --> 00:27:39.617 [Officers yelling] 00:27:39.700 --> 00:27:41.994 [Glass shattering] 00:27:43.746 --> 00:27:46.082 [Sirens continue faintly in distance] 00:27:55.591 --> 00:27:57.009 [Engine starts] 00:27:57.093 --> 00:27:58.737 [Puccini's "madama butterfly" playing on radio] 00:27:58.761 --> 00:28:00.263 [Knocking on window] 00:28:00.346 --> 00:28:01.848 [Exhales] 00:28:03.724 --> 00:28:05.101 Where are you going? 00:28:05.184 --> 00:28:09.146 I'm going down to rexall. The doc switched my blood thinner. 00:28:09.230 --> 00:28:10.606 I'll ride with you. 00:28:22.827 --> 00:28:24.120 What? 00:28:24.203 --> 00:28:25.913 How high did she bounce? 00:28:25.997 --> 00:28:28.976 - [Chuckles] What are you talking about? - When you threw her down the stairs. 00:28:29.000 --> 00:28:31.419 [Laughs] Got two left feet. 00:28:31.502 --> 00:28:33.230 'Cause you used to throw my mother down the stairs. 00:28:33.254 --> 00:28:34.731 I didn't like it then, I don't like it now. 00:28:34.755 --> 00:28:38.009 Well, some women like the rough stuff. Don't ask me why. 00:28:38.092 --> 00:28:41.137 Yeah, it's funny how they're all attracted to Hollywood dick moltisanti. 00:28:42.138 --> 00:28:46.309 You wanted to get into her fucking pants since the day I brought her over. 00:28:46.392 --> 00:28:49.562 I give you permission to picture her while you're jerking off. 00:28:49.645 --> 00:28:51.564 I promise you, you hurt her again, 00:28:51.647 --> 00:28:53.792 - you're going down the stairs. - Who the fuck do you think 00:28:53.816 --> 00:28:55.460 - you're fucking talking to? - You got away with it once with mom. 00:28:55.484 --> 00:28:57.337 But I was a little kid. You're not getting away with it again. 00:28:57.361 --> 00:29:00.406 Oh, I marry sluts. What do I know. 00:29:01.407 --> 00:29:02.408 [Grunts] 00:29:02.491 --> 00:29:04.952 Hey! Get... get you're fucking... 00:29:05.036 --> 00:29:06.913 Get off me! Hey! Hey! 00:29:06.996 --> 00:29:09.040 [Engine roars] 00:29:15.421 --> 00:29:18.799 - —Dick——! - [Horn honking repetitively] 00:29:21.510 --> 00:29:24.096 [Horn blaring] 00:29:24.180 --> 00:29:26.349 [Yells, panting] 00:29:30.519 --> 00:29:32.855 [Opera continues on radio] 00:29:34.732 --> 00:29:35.942 Pop. 00:29:48.746 --> 00:29:49.956 Pop? 00:30:08.349 --> 00:30:10.768 [Sirens wailing in distance] 00:30:26.075 --> 00:30:28.452 [Basketball bouncing] 00:30:37.294 --> 00:30:39.714 [Basketball resumes bouncing] 00:30:48.347 --> 00:30:49.640 [Bird flapping] 00:30:50.016 --> 00:30:51.684 [Tony] Uncle Dickie. 00:30:52.560 --> 00:30:54.812 Anthony, what the fuck are you doing? 00:30:54.895 --> 00:30:57.690 - The city's burning down. - Over on Springfield Avenue. 00:30:57.773 --> 00:30:59.900 Dickie? Who blew the horn? 00:30:59.984 --> 00:31:01.736 I'm working on the car. 00:31:01.819 --> 00:31:04.905 - You want pork chops tonight? - Yeah, that's fine. 00:31:04.989 --> 00:31:06.549 [Tony] Can I watch you work on the car? 00:31:06.574 --> 00:31:09.744 - With the applesauce? - I don't know what sauce! 00:31:09.827 --> 00:31:11.537 I gotta go out for a while. 00:31:11.620 --> 00:31:12.788 [Tony] Can I? 00:31:13.831 --> 00:31:15.499 - Can you what? - Watch. 00:31:15.583 --> 00:31:17.877 What the fuck did I just say, goddammit? Now, go home! 00:31:25.342 --> 00:31:27.428 [Resumes bouncing the ball] 00:31:28.971 --> 00:31:31.223 [Radio newscaster] From the wor news room. 00:31:31.307 --> 00:31:34.894 American warplanes have expanded the air war over north Vietnam 00:31:34.977 --> 00:31:37.772 with the bombing of five previously untouched targets 00:31:37.855 --> 00:31:40.733 near the heart of the port city of haiphong. 00:31:40.816 --> 00:31:42.109 Four of the new targets, 00:31:42.193 --> 00:31:44.862 one of them only a mile and a half from haiphong... 00:31:44.945 --> 00:31:45.946 [Tires screech] 00:31:46.030 --> 00:31:48.282 [People yelling, chattering loudly] 00:32:00.586 --> 00:32:02.963 Democratic majority leader Mike Mansfield 00:32:03.047 --> 00:32:05.216 - sounded a warning tonight... - Go ahead, sir. 00:32:05.966 --> 00:32:07.093 He's white. 00:33:39.268 --> 00:33:41.562 [Sirens wailing in distance] 00:33:53.073 --> 00:33:56.577 ["San Francisco" by Scott McKenzie playing on radio] 00:34:08.214 --> 00:34:10.299 Three guesses who they blame this on. 00:34:10.382 --> 00:34:12.468 The Harlem globetrotters. [Chuckles] 00:34:16.472 --> 00:34:18.599 [Quiet organ music playing] 00:34:29.276 --> 00:34:33.447 They called him Hollywood dick. Imagine what he looks like now. 00:34:34.698 --> 00:34:37.201 Tell ma what you told me, about the bird. 00:34:37.284 --> 00:34:40.329 - There was a bird in the garage. - —so? 00:34:40.412 --> 00:34:41.664 It means somebody's gonna die. 00:34:41.747 --> 00:34:44.583 [Scoffing] You're talking through your hat. 00:34:44.667 --> 00:34:48.212 A bird would never fly into a garage to announce a death. 00:34:48.295 --> 00:34:49.797 A house is another matter. 00:34:53.217 --> 00:34:54.510 Poor Dickie. 00:34:56.178 --> 00:34:57.972 I still can't believe it. 00:35:09.692 --> 00:35:13.237 I gotta talk to Johnny soprano, the putrescible trash routes. 00:35:13.320 --> 00:35:15.072 The sposato brothers are making a grab. 00:35:15.155 --> 00:35:17.384 You didn't hear? Johnny's gonna be a guest of the government. 00:35:17.408 --> 00:35:18.659 He couldn't make bail. 00:35:18.742 --> 00:35:21.328 When my brother's away, everything goes through me. 00:35:21.412 --> 00:35:22.913 You got diarrhea? 00:35:22.997 --> 00:35:25.249 - [Chuckling] - Comedian. 00:35:31.922 --> 00:35:33.507 The three c's I owe you. 00:35:33.590 --> 00:35:35.634 What the fuck is this? It's supposed to be cash. 00:35:35.718 --> 00:35:37.469 That's an rca. 00:35:41.515 --> 00:35:42.683 What am I gonna do with this? 00:35:53.569 --> 00:35:54.862 What a blow. 00:35:54.945 --> 00:35:58.198 Yeah, well at least you still got your brother. I'm... [voice breaks] 00:35:59.616 --> 00:36:02.369 Yeah. I got nobody. 00:36:03.495 --> 00:36:06.874 Dickie, consider me your brother from now on, huh? 00:36:14.340 --> 00:36:16.050 Where's your brother? 00:36:16.133 --> 00:36:19.511 He went to see if he could sneak into the room where they do the bodies. 00:36:22.389 --> 00:36:26.185 [TV newscaster] In Newark tonight, state troopers and the national guard ceased... 00:36:26.268 --> 00:36:29.980 - You son of a bitch. - You can't watch television in here. 00:36:30.064 --> 00:36:31.774 Vincent, it's the news. 00:36:31.857 --> 00:36:35.277 President Johnson, we've been told, has been following the situation... 00:36:35.361 --> 00:36:38.614 Ah, they're never gonna catch those bastards. I told the cops. 00:36:38.697 --> 00:36:40.532 [Commercial playing on TV] 00:36:40.616 --> 00:36:44.995 [Man on TV] In the dull and commonplace occurrences of day-to-day living, 00:36:46.288 --> 00:36:50.709 one thing stands out as a completely unique experience: 00:36:50.793 --> 00:36:52.169 Colt 45. 00:36:52.252 --> 00:36:53.754 [All yelling in shock] 00:36:54.922 --> 00:36:56.215 Jesus Christ. 00:36:56.673 --> 00:36:58.759 The fuck's the matter with you? 00:36:58.842 --> 00:37:01.887 You have no respect for my father, you fucking animals! 00:37:01.970 --> 00:37:03.347 He's dead! 00:37:03.430 --> 00:37:05.784 [Man] Looks like the riots are ending though, dick, that's good news. 00:37:05.808 --> 00:37:08.227 I wish that the shooter killed you! 00:37:08.769 --> 00:37:10.187 All of you! 00:37:21.156 --> 00:37:23.575 [Judge] John Francis soprano. 00:37:23.659 --> 00:37:26.203 On the charge of assault with a deadly weapon, 00:37:26.286 --> 00:37:27.663 I hereby sentence you 00:37:27.746 --> 00:37:31.375 to no more than five and no less than two years 00:37:31.458 --> 00:37:33.544 in rahway state prison. 00:37:33.627 --> 00:37:35.087 [Gavelbangs] 00:37:35.170 --> 00:37:37.589 [Sobbing loudly] 00:37:40.551 --> 00:37:43.387 - [Sobbing continues] - [Handcuffs clicking] 00:37:50.394 --> 00:37:51.895 [Exhales] 00:37:51.979 --> 00:37:53.730 [Muttering, indistinct] 00:37:55.065 --> 00:37:57.234 [Door lock buzzes] 00:38:10.873 --> 00:38:12.833 Uncle Sally. 00:38:13.709 --> 00:38:16.128 I'm Dickie, your brother dick's boy. 00:38:21.467 --> 00:38:23.302 [Dickie sighs] 00:38:25.179 --> 00:38:26.722 How are you? 00:38:28.515 --> 00:38:32.478 You know, I'm sorry, I know I never came to visit you before. 00:38:32.561 --> 00:38:34.563 My father wouldn't allow it. 00:38:41.987 --> 00:38:43.906 I came to tell you... 00:38:45.199 --> 00:38:48.368 Your brother, my dad... he passed. 00:38:49.286 --> 00:38:51.371 They burned him up in the riots. 00:38:53.290 --> 00:38:55.417 I brought you some sfogliatelle. 00:38:56.960 --> 00:38:58.795 I don't eat dairy. 00:39:04.468 --> 00:39:06.345 Well, you being out here isolated, 00:39:06.428 --> 00:39:09.556 out of contact with the family, my old man said you deserved it, 00:39:09.640 --> 00:39:12.851 but I want to do whatever I can to help you from now on. 00:39:12.935 --> 00:39:15.020 It wasn't right how they treated you. 00:39:16.313 --> 00:39:17.856 I was 25. 00:39:17.940 --> 00:39:21.693 I murdered a made guy in our own family. 00:39:21.777 --> 00:39:25.030 I'm here for a good reason. You don't need to help me. 00:39:25.948 --> 00:39:27.407 [Sighs] But... 00:39:27.491 --> 00:39:29.409 What do you want, Richard? 00:39:35.541 --> 00:39:37.501 I'll be honest with you. 00:39:39.586 --> 00:39:41.380 I want to do a good deed. 00:39:41.463 --> 00:39:44.174 [Scoffs] A what? 00:39:45.592 --> 00:39:47.052 A good deed. 00:39:55.185 --> 00:39:57.187 Birth of the cool. 00:39:58.730 --> 00:40:00.774 - —What? - It's a record. 00:40:00.857 --> 00:40:02.609 I'm a jazz nut. 00:40:03.443 --> 00:40:05.696 Bring me a copy next time you come. 00:40:06.530 --> 00:40:07.906 If you come. 00:40:10.951 --> 00:40:12.035 [Sniffs] 00:40:12.119 --> 00:40:13.620 [Door lock buzzes] 00:40:14.746 --> 00:40:16.331 [Door shuts] 00:40:23.672 --> 00:40:25.799 -Quant'é Bella! —si'? 00:40:26.341 --> 00:40:28.302 It's so beautiful. 00:40:30.387 --> 00:40:34.433 We're gonna go down to bamberger's. We're gonna fill the place with furniture. 00:40:36.184 --> 00:40:38.145 [Laughing] Madonna Mia. 00:40:39.563 --> 00:40:41.106 [Dickie] Mm. 00:40:42.941 --> 00:40:46.111 - Could you give us a few minutes? - You got it. 00:40:58.373 --> 00:41:00.876 Aunt concetta says you've been looking for a job. 00:41:00.959 --> 00:41:04.379 At, uh, dilorenzo brothers beauty parlor. 00:41:04.463 --> 00:41:06.465 I cut hair back in ariano. 00:41:06.548 --> 00:41:10.886 You don't need to do that. I want to keep taking care of you. 00:41:10.969 --> 00:41:15.182 But I like to work, Dickie. And america has so many work. 00:41:15.265 --> 00:41:18.602 UN giorno, I want to have my own beauty parlor. 00:41:18.685 --> 00:41:20.937 Well, you're not gonna work for those two fanooks. 00:41:21.938 --> 00:41:23.482 The dilorenzos? 00:41:43.043 --> 00:41:44.544 [Doorbell rings] 00:41:46.880 --> 00:41:48.590 Motherfucker. 00:41:48.674 --> 00:41:50.634 - [Doorbell rings] - I like that word. 00:41:51.385 --> 00:41:52.969 Motherfucker. 00:41:56.932 --> 00:41:58.684 [Class bell ringing] 00:41:58.767 --> 00:42:00.852 [Indistinct chatter] 00:42:01.228 --> 00:42:04.398 - Eighteen. Paul's birthday. - We don't take beatle birthdays. 00:42:04.481 --> 00:42:06.441 We'd go broke. 00:42:06.525 --> 00:42:08.902 Fuck it. Make it eight. Micky dolenz. 00:42:10.070 --> 00:42:12.030 I dreamed about whitey Ford last night. 00:42:12.114 --> 00:42:14.825 - He wears number 16. - [Class bell rings] 00:42:14.908 --> 00:42:18.578 [Man over pa] The boys basketball team is playing St. Stephen's this afternoon. 00:42:18.662 --> 00:42:21.832 The high temperature today will be 53 degrees. 00:42:21.915 --> 00:42:25.001 Faculty advisory, absentees: 16. 00:42:25.794 --> 00:42:27.963 Sixteen, I hit the number! 00:42:29.339 --> 00:42:30.716 You gotta talk to him. 00:42:30.799 --> 00:42:32.777 - Johnny should do it. - You're the only one he listens to. 00:42:32.801 --> 00:42:35.178 Johnny should do it. You're gonna see him visiting day. 00:42:35.262 --> 00:42:37.073 - [Knock on window] - [Livia] Side door's open. 00:42:37.097 --> 00:42:38.533 Johnny's just gonna want to hit him, 00:42:38.557 --> 00:42:40.308 and he can't because of the glass partition 00:42:40.392 --> 00:42:43.437 - and he's just gonna get frustrated. - [Junior whistling melody] 00:42:44.104 --> 00:42:47.441 - Hey, jun'. - I got some lady schick blow dryers. 00:42:47.524 --> 00:42:49.818 Livia, take one for yourself. One for Janice. 00:42:49.901 --> 00:42:53.655 I got bigger problems than blow dryers. Anthony got kicked out of school. 00:42:53.739 --> 00:42:55.157 Let me go talk to him. 00:42:55.240 --> 00:42:57.909 I promised Johnny I'd take care of Tony while he was in jail. 00:42:57.993 --> 00:43:01.955 The way you talk, you just confuse him. He only listens to Dickie. 00:43:02.038 --> 00:43:03.874 Ah, va fa napoli. 00:43:04.666 --> 00:43:07.169 Jun'. Leave me a blower for joanne. 00:43:11.965 --> 00:43:13.341 What are you reading? 00:43:15.510 --> 00:43:17.929 Oh, can't you read a regular comic? 00:43:18.805 --> 00:43:20.932 You know, Superman, jughead. 00:43:21.016 --> 00:43:25.020 It's about some Jewish girl and a knight. And Robin hood's in it. 00:43:25.103 --> 00:43:27.939 I didn't know they had Jews back in the middle ages. 00:43:28.523 --> 00:43:30.567 Well... the Bible. 00:43:30.650 --> 00:43:33.945 Anyway, your mother asked me to talk to you, so... 00:43:34.029 --> 00:43:36.448 What, about getting suspended from school? 00:43:36.531 --> 00:43:38.492 Hey, put that down, huh? 00:43:38.575 --> 00:43:40.076 Sorry. 00:43:42.662 --> 00:43:44.247 [Exhales] 00:43:47.042 --> 00:43:50.170 You know I don't like to lean on you about stuff. 00:43:50.253 --> 00:43:53.632 But you can't start a gambling operation at school. 00:43:53.715 --> 00:43:56.009 I know that... now. 00:43:56.092 --> 00:43:59.012 Hey, don't bullshit me. You always knew it. 00:43:59.095 --> 00:44:00.782 And it's not just the gambling. It's everything. 00:44:00.806 --> 00:44:02.808 The cherry bombs at the ymca, 00:44:02.891 --> 00:44:04.452 letting the air out of Mrs. Russo's tires... 00:44:04.476 --> 00:44:05.352 I apologized to her! 00:44:05.435 --> 00:44:07.330 You talk big about wanting to be on the football team in high school 00:44:07.354 --> 00:44:09.648 and you're smoking already? Oh! 00:44:09.731 --> 00:44:11.650 You gotta have a better attitude. 00:44:12.692 --> 00:44:15.004 With you father gone, your mother's got a lot on her plate. 00:44:15.028 --> 00:44:16.696 You gotta be good. 00:44:17.322 --> 00:44:19.491 I don't want have to go through this again. 00:44:19.574 --> 00:44:21.368 I try to be good. 00:44:21.451 --> 00:44:24.788 I don't think so. Try harder. 00:44:29.376 --> 00:44:31.795 -Pinky swear? —jesus. 00:44:31.878 --> 00:44:34.047 Hey, you don't talk to me like that. 00:44:34.130 --> 00:44:36.007 See, you're not listening. 00:44:36.800 --> 00:44:39.094 Fine. Pinky swear. 00:44:47.853 --> 00:44:49.396 All right. 00:44:51.439 --> 00:44:53.650 One time I went to playland... 00:44:53.733 --> 00:44:56.778 I saw the cops shoot a friend of my dad's right in the back. 00:44:56.862 --> 00:44:58.864 Yeah, chickie sasso. 00:44:58.947 --> 00:45:00.949 He still can't move his bowels like normal. 00:45:04.744 --> 00:45:06.329 I don't want that to happen to me. 00:45:06.413 --> 00:45:09.082 And it won't, gagootz. Not while I'm around. 00:45:09.791 --> 00:45:11.585 We're gonna see that it don't. 00:45:24.931 --> 00:45:27.726 [Guitar, drums finishing song] 00:45:27.809 --> 00:45:30.061 [Applause] 00:45:31.187 --> 00:45:33.189 Junior. Junior. 00:45:33.273 --> 00:45:36.109 - Where's candy tonight? - Migraine. 00:45:36.192 --> 00:45:37.986 Again with the migraine... 00:45:38.069 --> 00:45:39.905 [Paulie] Keep a close eye on that one. 00:45:39.988 --> 00:45:43.199 She keeps disappearing, she's probably fucking some Tom, dick and Harry. 00:45:43.283 --> 00:45:44.492 Found a new gravy train. 00:45:44.576 --> 00:45:47.054 [Guitarist] A guy checks into a hotel, calls up the front desk, 00:45:47.078 --> 00:45:48.788 "I got a leak in the sink." 00:45:48.872 --> 00:45:51.082 Clerk says, "go ahead. Customer's always right." 00:45:51.166 --> 00:45:52.602 - [Drummer plays rimshot] - [Spectator groans] 00:45:52.626 --> 00:45:55.962 Yeah, that was funnier when henny youngman told it. [Laughs] 00:45:56.046 --> 00:45:57.815 No, no, don't... don't. Just leave it the way it is. 00:45:57.839 --> 00:46:01.426 I wonder the origin of the sobriquet, "gravy train" is. 00:46:01.509 --> 00:46:03.553 They named it after the dog food. 00:46:03.637 --> 00:46:05.388 I don't know about you, junior. 00:46:05.472 --> 00:46:07.599 Guy tells you your girlfriend's banging somebody else, 00:46:07.682 --> 00:46:09.493 you're worried about the origin of "gravy train"? 00:46:09.517 --> 00:46:12.228 [Pussy laughing] Oh! 00:46:12.312 --> 00:46:14.105 Oh, smile, my brother. 00:46:14.189 --> 00:46:15.482 [Dickie laughing] 00:46:15.565 --> 00:46:18.068 [Band playing "baubles, bangles and beads"] 00:46:18.860 --> 00:46:20.111 White flight. 00:46:20.195 --> 00:46:22.781 Oh! It's hopalong che si dice. 00:46:22.864 --> 00:46:25.158 - Whatever the fuck that means. - [Paulie] Hey! 00:46:25.241 --> 00:46:27.702 Language. There's ladies here. 00:46:27.786 --> 00:46:29.204 [Waiter] What can I get you? 00:46:29.287 --> 00:46:32.415 Bartender's special tonight, for the ladies: Pink squirrel. 00:46:32.499 --> 00:46:34.834 Courvoisier and coke. Water back. 00:46:34.918 --> 00:46:38.213 [Scoffs] That what they drink on the plantation? 00:46:39.798 --> 00:46:43.468 Oh, you didn't hear? We're off the plantation. 00:46:43.551 --> 00:46:45.971 We got wops digging ditches since they come over. 00:46:46.054 --> 00:46:47.764 Hey, come on. 00:47:00.777 --> 00:47:02.737 It's Dickie's business. Let it go, Paulie. 00:47:02.821 --> 00:47:06.741 What the fuck's the matter with you? You got a murder warrant over your head. 00:47:06.825 --> 00:47:09.244 I'm heading down south. North Carolina. 00:47:09.327 --> 00:47:11.204 So where's your mule? Get going. 00:47:11.287 --> 00:47:13.248 Thing is, I need to borrow some money. 00:47:13.915 --> 00:47:15.583 - How much? - A grand. 00:47:16.626 --> 00:47:19.087 All right, I'll tell you what. 00:47:19.170 --> 00:47:21.381 [Flipping paper bills] 00:47:21.464 --> 00:47:24.676 I'm gonna give you five c's. Yeah? 00:47:24.759 --> 00:47:26.696 It's my gift to you. You don't gotta give it back. 00:47:26.720 --> 00:47:29.389 - I want to pay you back. - It's better this way. 00:47:29.472 --> 00:47:31.033 You don't gotta be afraid to say hello to me, 00:47:31.057 --> 00:47:32.809 I don't gotta chase you down. 00:47:32.892 --> 00:47:34.352 Won't come between us. 00:47:34.436 --> 00:47:36.438 So I guess this is goodbye. 00:47:43.111 --> 00:47:45.030 You said your goodbye, so go. 00:48:02.881 --> 00:48:07.052 You don't stare at those people. They don't like it. 00:48:09.054 --> 00:48:10.764 [Chuckles] 00:48:15.977 --> 00:48:17.538 [Dickie] Brought you that record you wanted. 00:48:17.562 --> 00:48:19.689 Plus, a couple others I picked out. 00:48:20.482 --> 00:48:22.108 What's this? 00:48:22.192 --> 00:48:26.112 Al hirt. Trumpet. He's on Carson all the time. 00:48:26.196 --> 00:48:27.781 It's not jazz. 00:48:28.531 --> 00:48:31.868 Take it back. These, too. 00:48:40.919 --> 00:48:44.380 So... you did your good deed. 00:48:44.464 --> 00:48:46.257 Well, don't put it like that. 00:48:47.425 --> 00:48:49.260 I plan to do a lot more. 00:48:51.513 --> 00:48:53.807 Your poor father, huh? 00:48:54.682 --> 00:48:59.104 He goes down to board up that atta boy business that he had... 00:49:00.105 --> 00:49:03.399 And he dies in that horrible way. 00:49:03.483 --> 00:49:06.653 - It's just weird, though. - What, weird? 00:49:06.736 --> 00:49:09.906 My brother's hands were soft. 00:49:09.989 --> 00:49:11.866 Like a baby's pishadeel. 00:49:11.950 --> 00:49:14.953 Always with the manicures, your father. 00:49:15.036 --> 00:49:16.830 Yeah, what's your point? 00:49:16.913 --> 00:49:21.376 He never touched a hammer or a board in his life. 00:49:30.385 --> 00:49:32.262 What's your problem? 00:49:36.683 --> 00:49:38.184 Well, for one thing... 00:49:39.102 --> 00:49:41.187 My wife, she can't get pregnant. 00:49:41.896 --> 00:49:44.691 You know, it takes a toll. I want a son so bad. 00:49:45.650 --> 00:49:46.860 What would you do? 00:49:47.652 --> 00:49:49.279 It's the wanting. 00:49:50.321 --> 00:49:52.991 - Huh? - —the Buddhist will tell you: 00:49:53.074 --> 00:49:54.909 All life is pain. 00:49:56.202 --> 00:49:59.164 Pain comes from always wanting things. 00:50:00.373 --> 00:50:02.250 A son is not a thing. 00:50:04.043 --> 00:50:05.545 It's the wanting. 00:50:05.628 --> 00:50:09.007 ["Sway" by the rolling stones playing] 00:50:11.301 --> 00:50:14.155 You know, tone, we could still run that numbers game down at the fucking cyo. 00:50:14.179 --> 00:50:16.574 I got fucking suspended, I can't get in fucking trouble again. 00:50:16.598 --> 00:50:18.683 No. Fucking school will never know. 00:50:18.766 --> 00:50:20.452 [Tony] I want to make it to the NFL someday. 00:50:20.476 --> 00:50:21.895 For that, I gotta go to college. 00:50:21.978 --> 00:50:23.521 So I gotta watch my fucking ass. 00:50:23.605 --> 00:50:26.524 My old man told me I gotta run his fucking restaurant when I grow up. 00:50:26.983 --> 00:50:28.318 What does your old man say? 00:50:28.401 --> 00:50:30.862 [Tony] He says I gotta fucking Rob your old man's restaurant. 00:50:30.945 --> 00:50:32.739 [Both laughing] 00:50:33.281 --> 00:50:35.617 Do you know who I'd wanna be? Your uncle Dickie. 00:50:36.159 --> 00:50:37.327 How he fucking dresses? 00:50:37.410 --> 00:50:41.039 He said he'd give me $500 if I graduate from fucking high school. 00:50:41.122 --> 00:50:42.707 Fuck, man. 00:50:50.798 --> 00:50:52.717 [Entry bell chimes] 00:51:07.774 --> 00:51:09.734 [Christopher] The sixties ended. 00:51:09.817 --> 00:51:12.862 Neil young gave that speech from the moon. 00:51:12.946 --> 00:51:16.157 Then came the rico statutes around when I was born. 00:51:18.409 --> 00:51:20.328 I wish I had come before that. 00:51:22.956 --> 00:51:24.499 Hey, uncle dick. 00:51:24.582 --> 00:51:27.627 They're gonna be here soon. We gotta get inside and hide. 00:51:27.710 --> 00:51:30.880 [Dickie] Hey, Anthony, you go see dirty Harry like I told you? 00:51:30.964 --> 00:51:34.092 "You gotta ask yourself, do you feel lucky?" 00:51:34.175 --> 00:51:36.010 [Dickie] "Well, do you, punk?" 00:51:36.094 --> 00:51:38.471 [Neil diamond's "I am... I said" playing on car radio] 00:51:40.265 --> 00:51:41.557 [Johnny] Marone. 00:51:43.309 --> 00:51:46.437 It's that old fig tree, in 'lino's back yard. 00:51:46.521 --> 00:51:48.273 - Nothing changes. - Yeah. 00:51:51.276 --> 00:51:52.819 [Child laughing] 00:51:52.902 --> 00:51:56.906 [Johnny] Nothing changes? That's... that's poupette's house. 00:52:00.243 --> 00:52:01.869 - What are you mad at me for? - —you—... 00:52:01.953 --> 00:52:03.246 Mother... 00:52:03.913 --> 00:52:05.623 How did you let this happen? 00:52:06.457 --> 00:52:08.936 Oh, what do you want from me, Johnny? I had plenty on my shoulders 00:52:08.960 --> 00:52:10.920 taking care of things while you were in the joint. 00:52:11.004 --> 00:52:12.505 - Yeah. - Raising Anthony. 00:52:12.588 --> 00:52:14.299 The disaster with the electricians union. 00:52:14.382 --> 00:52:16.050 - —Ah! - Your wife with the cramps. 00:52:16.134 --> 00:52:18.636 Boo-hoo-hoo! Look at Dickie moltisanti. 00:52:18.720 --> 00:52:21.347 His father gets whacked, he steps up. 00:52:21.431 --> 00:52:23.850 Takes care of his family, takes care of all the business. 00:52:23.933 --> 00:52:26.936 Not a peep out of him. He's younger than you. 00:52:28.104 --> 00:52:29.230 [Johnny] Yeah. 00:52:29.314 --> 00:52:31.441 - [Party horn blows] - [All] Surprise! 00:52:31.524 --> 00:52:33.168 - —[Johnny] Jesus Christ. - [Guest] There he is. 00:52:33.192 --> 00:52:35.361 All I want to do is bang my goomah, go to sleep. 00:52:35.445 --> 00:52:37.613 - Hey. - Good to see you. 00:52:37.697 --> 00:52:40.337 - [Johnny] Hey, Paulie, how's your ma, huh? - [Paulie] Much better. 00:52:40.908 --> 00:52:44.287 - [Livia] Johnny. - Hey, baby, how are you? Come here. 00:52:45.246 --> 00:52:47.749 [Laughs] Did the surprise work? 00:52:47.832 --> 00:52:51.336 You know, I'll tell you what surprised me. You got shines on the block, huh? 00:52:51.419 --> 00:52:56.049 Oh, look at you. Not a pound. He's just a regular charlton heston. 00:52:56.507 --> 00:52:58.051 [Johnny] You come, you visit... 00:52:58.593 --> 00:53:01.012 But you don't tell me they moved in. On my street. 00:53:01.095 --> 00:53:02.430 - He's a doctor. - A doctor. 00:53:02.513 --> 00:53:04.140 He's not operating on me. 00:53:04.640 --> 00:53:06.076 You gotta berate me in front of everybody? 00:53:06.100 --> 00:53:07.578 - Ah, Jesus. - You know, just like always. 00:53:07.602 --> 00:53:10.104 - Ah, vanapoli. - Come on. 00:53:11.814 --> 00:53:15.276 - [Janice] Hi, dad. - What do you got on? 00:53:15.360 --> 00:53:17.904 Go upstairs, right now, put on some decent clothes. 00:53:17.987 --> 00:53:20.823 Johnny, it's what they're wearing nowadays. 00:53:20.907 --> 00:53:22.575 Go do what I said, Janice. 00:53:24.911 --> 00:53:27.580 Sweetie. You recognize your daddy, pumpkin? 00:53:27.663 --> 00:53:29.624 Yeah. That's it. [Chuckles] 00:53:29.707 --> 00:53:31.626 Yeah. 00:53:31.709 --> 00:53:34.021 What's the matter with you? Go give your father a proper hello. 00:53:34.045 --> 00:53:36.339 - —Stunod! - [Johnny chuckles] 00:53:36.422 --> 00:53:38.966 [Clears throat] Come here. 00:53:42.011 --> 00:53:44.889 - I missed you, dad. - I missed you too, kid. 00:53:44.972 --> 00:53:48.059 [Crying] You know, I made your favorite pizza gain. 00:53:48.142 --> 00:53:49.769 Even though it's not easter. 00:53:50.269 --> 00:53:52.980 I got everybody together. I dressed up. 00:53:53.064 --> 00:53:56.067 And you spit on it all, on me! 00:53:56.150 --> 00:53:58.194 I didn't invite the coloreds onto the block! 00:53:58.277 --> 00:53:59.487 Here we go. 00:53:59.570 --> 00:54:02.073 [Dickie] Livia, give him a break. He just did four years. 00:54:02.156 --> 00:54:03.783 I did four years! 00:54:04.575 --> 00:54:06.452 [Pot lid clattering] 00:54:14.752 --> 00:54:16.671 I missed your baked ziti, baby. 00:54:16.754 --> 00:54:19.382 I put extra veal bones in with the sausage. 00:54:21.384 --> 00:54:24.303 How about you, chooch? You gonna be a linebacker, huh? 00:54:24.762 --> 00:54:26.597 Coach says I'm gonna be starting. 00:54:28.182 --> 00:54:30.351 He don't have the makings of a varsity athlete. 00:54:30.435 --> 00:54:33.020 It was up to me, you wouldn't be playing at all, 00:54:33.104 --> 00:54:35.273 but you went ahead and you forged my signature. 00:54:35.356 --> 00:54:38.693 [Chuckles] Nah, relax. He's not gonna get hurt. 00:54:38.776 --> 00:54:41.779 [Joanne] Here he is. Fresh from his nap. 00:54:41.863 --> 00:54:43.072 - Joanne, joanne... - Yeah? 00:54:43.156 --> 00:54:45.450 -He hasn't met Johnny. —aww... 00:54:45.533 --> 00:54:47.535 - Wow. - Johnny... 00:54:47.618 --> 00:54:49.370 This is our Christopher. 00:54:50.163 --> 00:54:52.498 [Johnny laughing] 00:54:52.582 --> 00:54:55.126 Hello, Christopher moltisanti. 00:54:55.209 --> 00:54:57.837 It's your uncle Johnny. I'm back from england. 00:54:57.920 --> 00:54:59.130 [Laughter] 00:54:59.213 --> 00:55:00.965 - Go with your daddy. - [Dickie] Come here. 00:55:01.048 --> 00:55:04.010 Oh! Bambolino! 00:55:04.093 --> 00:55:06.971 Finally, huh? Corrado, right? 00:55:07.054 --> 00:55:08.848 -Got myself a son. —hi. 00:55:08.931 --> 00:55:11.267 I hear he's slow with the talking. 00:55:11.350 --> 00:55:12.810 [Tony] Hi, Christopher, hello! 00:55:12.894 --> 00:55:14.353 [Baby crying] 00:55:14.437 --> 00:55:17.231 What's the matter? Don't cry. It's only me, your uncle Tony. 00:55:17.315 --> 00:55:18.816 What's wrong. Cootchie-coo! 00:55:18.900 --> 00:55:21.235 - —Oh. Oh! - Okay. All right. All right. 00:55:21.319 --> 00:55:24.363 You know, every time you're near him he cries like this. 00:55:24.447 --> 00:55:25.907 I didn't do anything. 00:55:25.990 --> 00:55:28.242 [Baby stops crying] 00:55:28.326 --> 00:55:31.370 [Joanne] What happened? It's okay. 00:55:31.454 --> 00:55:32.872 Look at that. 00:55:32.955 --> 00:55:36.167 I don't know what it is, it's like I scare him or something. 00:55:36.250 --> 00:55:39.879 Some babies, when they come into the world, 00:55:39.962 --> 00:55:43.257 know all kinds of things from the other side. 00:55:43.341 --> 00:55:45.384 [Baby giggling] 00:55:51.849 --> 00:55:54.560 [Group performing spoken word piece onstage] 00:55:54.685 --> 00:55:59.357 Night descends as the sun's light ends 00:56:00.191 --> 00:56:03.319 and black comes back, to blend again 00:56:03.402 --> 00:56:05.446 -wake up, nigga -[Woman] yes! 00:56:05.571 --> 00:56:07.823 -And with the death of the sun -wake up 00:56:07.907 --> 00:56:10.910 -night and blackness become one -wake up 00:56:10.993 --> 00:56:13.120 -blackness being you -wake up, nigga 00:56:13.204 --> 00:56:16.374 peeping through the red the white, and the blue 00:56:16.457 --> 00:56:19.669 dreaming of bars, black civilizations that once flourished and grew 00:56:19.752 --> 00:56:21.003 -wake up, nigga -hey! 00:56:21.087 --> 00:56:23.506 Wake up, niggas or y'all through! 00:56:23.589 --> 00:56:25.651 - [Woman 2] He's, right. He's right. - [Scattered cheers] 00:56:25.675 --> 00:56:28.469 Drowning in the puddles of the white man's spit 00:56:28.553 --> 00:56:30.304 -wake up -as you pause for some drawers 00:56:30.388 --> 00:56:32.557 -in the midst of shit -wake up 00:56:32.640 --> 00:56:35.268 and ain't got nothing to save your funky-ass with 00:56:35.351 --> 00:56:37.687 -wake up, nigga -you cool, fool 00:56:37.770 --> 00:56:40.231 sipping on a menthol cigarette 'round midnight 00:56:40.314 --> 00:56:41.524 -wake up -rapping about how 00:56:41.607 --> 00:56:43.192 the big apple is outta sight 00:56:43.276 --> 00:56:45.236 -wake up -when you ain't never had a bite 00:56:45.319 --> 00:56:49.115 -wake up -who are you fooling? Me, you? 00:56:49.198 --> 00:56:51.909 Wake up, niggas or we 're all through! 00:56:51.993 --> 00:56:54.996 - [Cheering, applause] - [Woman 3] Yeah! Yeah! 00:56:55.079 --> 00:56:57.081 - [Applause continues] - [People whistling] 00:57:04.422 --> 00:57:07.717 [Man] That's some inspirational shit. Even the speeches. 00:57:09.635 --> 00:57:11.262 This decides me. 00:57:12.221 --> 00:57:14.890 Know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna start my own book. 00:57:14.974 --> 00:57:17.560 - [Chuckles] You're gonna do what? - We're gonna start... 00:57:18.978 --> 00:57:21.981 First black numbers bank in the central ward. 00:57:26.027 --> 00:57:30.656 Nigga, you talking about facing down the motherfucking mafia. 00:57:30.740 --> 00:57:32.617 Frank Lucas will be my backer. 00:57:32.700 --> 00:57:35.244 He's got money up his ass from the skag. 00:57:35.328 --> 00:57:38.205 - You know the dope king? - Down home. 00:57:38.289 --> 00:57:39.707 Country boys. 00:57:41.000 --> 00:57:43.377 This ain't greensboro, north cackalacky. 00:57:44.253 --> 00:57:46.839 The Italians got soldiers over there. 00:57:46.922 --> 00:57:48.174 Okay? That's what the call 'em. 00:57:48.257 --> 00:57:50.968 What... what's the matter, you ain't no soldier? 00:57:51.636 --> 00:57:55.264 - Never thought about myself that way, no. - Well, think about it. 00:57:57.350 --> 00:57:58.267 [Edward g. Robinson, on TV] Right... 00:57:58.351 --> 00:58:00.191 "He's got a gun, " you think, "and I haven't." 00:58:00.269 --> 00:58:01.854 You figure it's the gun. 00:58:02.813 --> 00:58:04.440 Well, listen, soldier. 00:58:04.523 --> 00:58:08.235 Thousands of guys got guns, but there's only one Johnny Rocco! 00:58:08.319 --> 00:58:10.005 [Lionel Barrymore, on TV] How do you account for it? 00:58:10.029 --> 00:58:12.382 [Humphrey bogart, on TV] Well, he knows what he wants. Don't you, Rocco? 00:58:12.406 --> 00:58:14.200 - Sure. - What's that? 00:58:14.283 --> 00:58:15.743 Tell him, Rocco. 00:58:16.327 --> 00:58:19.246 - Well, I want, uh... - He wants more. 00:58:19.330 --> 00:58:22.124 - Don't you, Rocco? - Yeah, that's it. More. 00:58:22.208 --> 00:58:24.335 That's right, I want more. 00:58:24.418 --> 00:58:25.961 Here. 00:58:26.045 --> 00:58:29.507 Why don't you buy you and your friends some of those, uh... McDonald's. 00:58:30.049 --> 00:58:31.884 - The burgers? - Yeah. 00:58:31.967 --> 00:58:33.511 [Janice scoffs] 00:58:33.594 --> 00:58:35.513 [Bogart] Yes, and I had hopes once, but... 00:58:35.596 --> 00:58:37.181 [Robinson] Hopes for what? 00:58:37.264 --> 00:58:40.142 [Bogart] A world in which there's no place for Johnny Rocco. 00:58:41.143 --> 00:58:43.562 Okay, soldier, you can make your hopes come true. 00:58:44.647 --> 00:58:46.107 But you gotta die for it. 00:58:46.857 --> 00:58:49.110 See where I'm aiming? Right at your belly. 00:58:49.985 --> 00:58:51.153 Go ahead, shoot. 00:58:51.904 --> 00:58:54.591 ["There was a time" by James brown &the famous flames playing on radio] 00:58:54.615 --> 00:58:56.117 Your turn, daddy. 00:59:00.329 --> 00:59:01.622 All right. 00:59:01.997 --> 00:59:03.207 [Car horn honking] 00:59:05.876 --> 00:59:08.462 Hey, hopalong che si dice. 00:59:10.423 --> 00:59:12.383 Oh, fuck. 00:59:15.553 --> 00:59:16.804 [Turns off car] 00:59:16.887 --> 00:59:18.597 [Dickie] How's it going, Harold? 00:59:18.681 --> 00:59:21.058 Cyril, how's your ass? 00:59:22.560 --> 00:59:24.311 How you doing, son? 00:59:24.395 --> 00:59:26.647 [Dickie] I'm taking my nephew to the Yankees game. 00:59:27.690 --> 00:59:30.317 - [Tony cracking up] - Is something funny back there? 00:59:30.818 --> 00:59:32.528 Sorry, uncle dick. 00:59:33.195 --> 00:59:35.865 - No, really, I'm sorry! - You fuckstick. 00:59:35.948 --> 00:59:38.325 [Dickie] I heard your ass was back in Jersey. 00:59:38.409 --> 00:59:40.244 You still got that warrant over your head? 00:59:40.327 --> 00:59:42.705 Lead detective died. Nobody gives a shit. 00:59:43.706 --> 00:59:46.500 Leon overall had been a white boy, it'd be a whole different story. 00:59:47.710 --> 00:59:51.046 Hey, Harold, how 'bout you come around, talk to me over here. 00:59:54.425 --> 00:59:56.594 [Men chattering, indistinct] 00:59:59.054 --> 01:00:01.056 When are you gonna come back and work for me? 01:00:02.892 --> 01:00:05.186 Got stuff of my own percolating. 01:00:06.353 --> 01:00:08.814 While you're waiting for that Maxwell house to boil... 01:00:13.944 --> 01:00:16.155 [Starts car] 01:00:30.377 --> 01:00:32.171 Hey, how much he give you? 01:00:34.757 --> 01:00:37.092 Like I'm a fucking Pullman Porter. 01:00:37.176 --> 01:00:38.761 Man, it's a hundred dollars. 01:00:41.347 --> 01:00:44.266 ["Don't make me over" by dionne Warwick playing on radio] 01:00:44.350 --> 01:00:46.060 [Giuseppina] I need to see the lease. 01:00:48.103 --> 01:00:50.189 - Here you go. - Thank you. 01:00:52.149 --> 01:00:56.529 Due per cento increase every year. Six and a half years still. 01:00:56.612 --> 01:00:57.863 Right? 01:00:57.947 --> 01:00:59.490 - —I like. - Yeah. 01:01:00.741 --> 01:01:02.076 It's dionne wannick. 01:01:02.159 --> 01:01:04.203 Comes from right over here in south orange. 01:01:04.286 --> 01:01:06.789 - I love dionne Warwick. - Me, too. 01:01:07.373 --> 01:01:09.792 I wonder where she gets her hair done. 01:01:10.626 --> 01:01:13.212 Probably some fancy place in Beverly Hills. 01:01:13.295 --> 01:01:16.298 I bet she pays a hundred dollars. Oof! Marone! 01:01:16.382 --> 01:01:18.843 I should move to Beverly's hill. 01:01:20.010 --> 01:01:22.221 Where'd you learn to do hair? 01:01:22.304 --> 01:01:24.723 - I learned from Mia mamma. - Mm. 01:01:24.807 --> 01:01:28.477 My... she had a chair in the front room. 01:01:29.353 --> 01:01:33.440 Women would come, and I sweep up. 01:01:33.524 --> 01:01:36.235 - And I watch. - Oh, how wonderful. 01:01:36.318 --> 01:01:38.779 - But that's not the life I want for me. - Mm. 01:01:38.863 --> 01:01:41.782 Over there, you get old so fast. 01:01:42.283 --> 01:01:45.160 Ten children and a big, black dress. 01:01:45.244 --> 01:01:46.912 - [Chuckles] - You know, over there, 01:01:46.996 --> 01:01:49.248 I wanted to be a priest. 01:01:49.331 --> 01:01:52.293 - You mean "nun." - No, no, priest. 01:01:52.376 --> 01:01:54.879 Nuns have to do what they told. 01:01:54.962 --> 01:01:57.548 The priest is the boss. 01:01:57.631 --> 01:01:59.592 - Capo. - [Chuckles] 01:02:01.010 --> 01:02:03.345 So you never tried the convent, huh? 01:02:03.721 --> 01:02:05.055 Not for me. 01:02:05.681 --> 01:02:08.142 I could not stand the silence. 01:02:08.225 --> 01:02:09.935 - No male. - No, yeah. 01:02:10.019 --> 01:02:15.149 You wind up doing push-ups in the asparagus garden. 01:02:15.232 --> 01:02:17.860 - You know? - [Both laughing] 01:02:17.943 --> 01:02:19.570 [Door opens] 01:02:19.653 --> 01:02:21.614 [Laughter continues] 01:02:22.031 --> 01:02:24.283 - What's so funny? - [Giuseppina] Nuns. 01:02:24.366 --> 01:02:27.369 They weren't so funny when they were hitting me with a ruler. 01:02:29.204 --> 01:02:30.849 First thing you gotta do is look at the lease. 01:02:30.873 --> 01:02:31.999 Is that the lease? 01:02:32.082 --> 01:02:35.127 We already look at the lease. It's good. 01:02:35.210 --> 01:02:37.212 Oh, yeah? I'm gonna look it over. 01:02:37.296 --> 01:02:40.591 ["Anyone who had a heart" by dionne Warwick playing] 01:02:46.513 --> 01:02:49.850 [Giuseppina] There's just one thing I want to make better. 01:02:49.934 --> 01:02:52.519 - —Oh, yeah? - New sinks. 01:02:53.646 --> 01:02:55.648 Those are disgust. 01:02:55.731 --> 01:02:58.067 [Chuckles] We can do that, sure. 01:02:59.109 --> 01:03:00.945 This is some fantastic salsicce. 01:03:01.028 --> 01:03:02.529 [Speaks Italian] 01:03:05.199 --> 01:03:07.701 I am worried about the fucking boiler, though. 01:03:07.785 --> 01:03:09.703 Looked like shit. 01:03:09.787 --> 01:03:12.039 - Inspector says it's fine. - Okay, okay. 01:03:12.122 --> 01:03:14.851 But the thing about remodeling is you start with the sinks and then you go, 01:03:14.875 --> 01:03:16.478 "we might as well do this other thing while we're at it." 01:03:16.502 --> 01:03:18.212 -It spins out of control. —ah. 01:03:20.422 --> 01:03:22.716 We don't want to be pouring good money after bad. 01:03:24.385 --> 01:03:26.720 Can you stop eating for one minute? 01:03:28.514 --> 01:03:30.766 [Speaks Italian] 01:03:32.059 --> 01:03:34.436 No capisce, but I'm all fuckin' ears. 01:03:35.688 --> 01:03:38.232 So we're not going to buy it for me, the beauty parlor? 01:03:38.315 --> 01:03:41.318 All I'm saying, I don't want us walking into a stupid situation. 01:03:41.402 --> 01:03:42.903 You think I'm stupid? 01:03:42.987 --> 01:03:44.780 Oh, let me ask you, what are you, on the rag? 01:03:44.863 --> 01:03:48.200 Every time I say something you don't like, you ask me if I'm... 01:03:48.283 --> 01:03:50.035 [Speaks Italian] 01:03:50.119 --> 01:03:53.580 First you tell me to find a store I can turn into beauty parlor. 01:03:53.664 --> 01:03:55.749 I do that. You say it looks good. 01:03:55.833 --> 01:03:59.294 Then you say, "no, let's buy a place already a beauty parlor." 01:03:59.378 --> 01:04:01.964 I find this place. Now the boiler! 01:04:02.047 --> 01:04:04.383 Sweetheart, why are we arguing about fucking plumbing? 01:04:04.466 --> 01:04:06.593 I always want to do right by you! 01:04:06.677 --> 01:04:07.678 You know, I love you! 01:04:07.761 --> 01:04:09.972 [Speaking rapid Italian] 01:04:10.055 --> 01:04:13.851 - You know I don't speak Italian! - Maybe you should learn! 01:04:13.934 --> 01:04:16.186 - Oh, where you going? - To put on a robe. 01:04:16.270 --> 01:04:17.730 I'm cold. 01:04:38.792 --> 01:04:40.878 Better hurry up. Pot roast night. 01:04:40.961 --> 01:04:42.838 Right. You know wednesdays I gotta go home. 01:04:42.921 --> 01:04:44.357 And what are you getting so pissy about? 01:04:44.381 --> 01:04:46.508 Why did I make the sausage? 01:04:47.301 --> 01:04:51.180 To make me happy? Because I love it? 01:04:51.263 --> 01:04:53.849 But it's not as good as joanne's fucking pot roast. 01:04:53.932 --> 01:04:56.769 - Ah, you're digging at joanne again. - I hate her. 01:04:56.852 --> 01:04:59.813 Of course you do. It's only natural. 01:05:00.606 --> 01:05:03.317 Go home and eat. I don't want the beauty salon. 01:05:03.400 --> 01:05:04.693 Ah, vafangool. 01:05:04.777 --> 01:05:06.361 Motherfucker! 01:05:07.780 --> 01:05:09.782 You think you know everything! 01:05:09.865 --> 01:05:11.492 [Door opens, slams] 01:05:11.575 --> 01:05:13.786 [Dogs barking in distance] 01:05:15.162 --> 01:05:17.498 [Ice cream truck playing melody] 01:05:17.581 --> 01:05:19.583 [Children chattering, indistinct] 01:05:29.760 --> 01:05:31.053 [Yelps] 01:05:32.846 --> 01:05:35.140 - Jackie, you drive stick? - Fuck no. 01:05:35.224 --> 01:05:37.226 - —I do! - You drive. 01:05:37.309 --> 01:05:39.728 - Grab his arm, hold him down. - [Man grunting] 01:05:40.229 --> 01:05:41.313 Fucking punks! 01:05:45.526 --> 01:05:47.820 [Transmission grinding] 01:05:47.903 --> 01:05:49.823 [Boy] We're gonna get in so much fucking trouble! 01:05:50.322 --> 01:05:52.699 - My father's gonna use the belt on me! - You little shit! 01:05:52.783 --> 01:05:56.912 If anybody tells anybody about this, next time we use the belt. 01:05:57.663 --> 01:06:00.165 ["Living in the usa." By Steve Miller band playing] 01:06:02.668 --> 01:06:04.586 [Children chattering and yelling] 01:06:07.881 --> 01:06:10.926 Oh! Come here! Free ice cream! 01:06:16.682 --> 01:06:18.142 Here, here. 01:06:18.767 --> 01:06:20.853 [Kids clamoring] 01:06:21.728 --> 01:06:23.397 Get more of it. 01:06:27.401 --> 01:06:29.278 Here, here. Here you go. 01:06:30.863 --> 01:06:33.824 Here you go. How 'bout this one? There you go, sweetheart. 01:06:36.910 --> 01:06:38.829 That manicotti at vesuvio's is so rich. 01:06:38.912 --> 01:06:41.224 How'd you hear about them throwing mister softee a beating? 01:06:41.248 --> 01:06:43.458 [Livia] His cousin Tony blundetto told Janice. 01:06:43.542 --> 01:06:45.478 [Johnny] I was down in the islands when he pulled that shit. 01:06:45.502 --> 01:06:48.672 If I was home I'd have given him a schiaff he'd never forget. 01:06:48.755 --> 01:06:50.355 What's he want to be when he gets older? 01:06:50.382 --> 01:06:52.676 Thinks he's gonna be a football player. 01:06:52.759 --> 01:06:54.094 He's good. 01:06:54.178 --> 01:06:56.178 - I don't think he's pro material. - [Livia groans] 01:06:56.221 --> 01:06:58.724 - What do you think, dick? - [Dickie] Probably not. 01:06:58.807 --> 01:07:02.603 But who knows, he puts on a few pounds, four years of college ball... 01:07:02.686 --> 01:07:06.023 He should go to work for my cousin frank in the patio furniture business. 01:07:06.106 --> 01:07:07.316 Here we go with that tune. 01:07:07.399 --> 01:07:10.336 So maybe he's not a ball player, but li, you don't wanna step on the kid's dream. 01:07:10.360 --> 01:07:11.737 You always take his side. 01:07:11.820 --> 01:07:14.114 Look, you give him the best advice you can, 01:07:14.198 --> 01:07:16.867 you lead by example, he'll make the right decision. 01:07:16.950 --> 01:07:19.578 - This kid's got what it takes. - [Johnny] That's what I'm saying. 01:07:19.661 --> 01:07:22.164 We all do things like that when we're kids, right? 01:07:22.247 --> 01:07:24.208 Beat up the mister softee man. 01:07:24.291 --> 01:07:27.252 If my Christopher grew up to be like Tony, I'd be goddamn proud of him. 01:07:27.336 --> 01:07:28.962 I told him the other day, I said, 01:07:29.046 --> 01:07:31.590 "you play football for a career, it doesn't last long. 01:07:31.673 --> 01:07:34.551 You wind up an old crippled man by the time you're 32." 01:07:34.635 --> 01:07:38.055 Bobby piocosta, he's a junior, on Anthony's team. 01:07:38.138 --> 01:07:40.390 He fractured his shoulder last week. 01:07:40.474 --> 01:07:42.017 The mother was hysterical. 01:07:42.100 --> 01:07:44.436 They had to take him to a specialist at St. barnabas. 01:07:44.519 --> 01:07:46.164 You think the school's gonna pay for that? 01:07:46.188 --> 01:07:49.566 That's some Christmas present, huh? Having your kid laid up. 01:07:49.650 --> 01:07:51.610 He can't help outside, hang the decorations. 01:07:51.693 --> 01:07:53.237 He can't help shovel the walk... 01:07:53.320 --> 01:07:55.364 - [Loud gunshot] - [Screams] 01:07:59.117 --> 01:08:00.494 [Johnny exhales forcefully] 01:08:05.916 --> 01:08:07.668 Don't give me that look. Hm? 01:08:12.130 --> 01:08:14.675 [Harold and giuseppina moaning] 01:08:18.595 --> 01:08:20.889 [Both panting] 01:08:26.645 --> 01:08:28.105 [Harold clears throat] 01:08:32.192 --> 01:08:34.194 [Breathlessly] I thought it will be different. 01:08:36.113 --> 01:08:37.572 What? 01:08:38.824 --> 01:08:40.951 Make love with a black man. 01:08:42.077 --> 01:08:43.537 Is it? 01:08:49.334 --> 01:08:51.545 It's all about Italian men, huh? 01:08:53.005 --> 01:08:55.507 There's stories about Dean Martin and rossano brazzi, 01:08:55.590 --> 01:08:57.301 how they're great lovers. 01:08:58.593 --> 01:09:00.595 If you feed them. 01:09:00.679 --> 01:09:02.681 - [Laughing] Oh! - [Laughs] 01:09:02.764 --> 01:09:04.099 Oh! 01:09:04.683 --> 01:09:07.519 You gotta give Dickie his meatballs and his noodles. 01:09:08.228 --> 01:09:10.188 I'm Dickie's comare. 01:09:14.276 --> 01:09:17.654 Dickie and his friends, they like their women to stay at home. 01:09:17.738 --> 01:09:19.114 Don't go out. 01:09:19.781 --> 01:09:21.908 Wait on them, hand and feet. 01:09:24.870 --> 01:09:27.539 I'd stack my bread if you were my girl. 01:09:29.041 --> 01:09:33.128 You want to have your own beauty parlor? Knock yourself out. I'd even back it. 01:09:33.211 --> 01:09:37.549 - You want your woman to work? - No, but I'd be real proud of her. 01:09:38.675 --> 01:09:40.552 Owning a business. 01:09:41.011 --> 01:09:43.221 My mama used to take in the washing. 01:09:44.890 --> 01:09:47.392 I always respected her for that. 01:09:54.608 --> 01:09:58.737 Dickie says colored men don't have no head for making money. 01:10:11.750 --> 01:10:13.752 Well, that's what we're gonna find out. 01:10:19.883 --> 01:10:23.043 ["The revolution will not be televised" by Gil Scott-heron playing on car radio] 01:10:31.144 --> 01:10:33.021 Four, two, seven. 01:10:33.563 --> 01:10:34.731 Box it for me? 01:10:34.815 --> 01:10:36.775 You know, another nurse hit the number last night. 01:10:36.858 --> 01:10:38.151 Big time. 01:10:38.235 --> 01:10:40.070 Damn. Who was it? 01:10:40.153 --> 01:10:42.030 What do I know, it was up in the first ward. 01:10:42.114 --> 01:10:43.907 It was, uh... it was St. Michaels. 01:10:43.990 --> 01:10:45.367 Thatjinxes it for me. 01:10:56.711 --> 01:10:59.191 See, the law of averages say you got the same chance of hitting 01:10:59.256 --> 01:11:00.549 as any two random people. 01:11:01.174 --> 01:11:04.428 Yeah, but two people at the same time don't have the same chance of winning. 01:11:04.511 --> 01:11:05.804 That's the law of averages. 01:11:05.887 --> 01:11:08.306 That's a fallacy, Ms. Johnson. It's all random. 01:11:08.390 --> 01:11:10.267 You don't understand fate. 01:11:10.350 --> 01:11:12.394 ["Abc" by Jackson 5 playing on radio] 01:11:12.477 --> 01:11:13.687 [Entry bell chimes] 01:11:13.770 --> 01:11:15.647 What do you got for me, professor? 01:11:17.732 --> 01:11:18.984 See you tomorrow. 01:11:26.366 --> 01:11:28.660 Tomorrow there'll be a brother here for the pickup. 01:11:30.787 --> 01:11:32.456 - No more whitey's cut. - [Car starts] 01:11:36.334 --> 01:11:37.461 [Shifting into drive] 01:11:40.547 --> 01:11:42.382 - What the fuck, man? - [Raps on window] 01:11:52.559 --> 01:11:54.478 - [Engine roars] - [Tires squealing] 01:11:56.354 --> 01:12:00.942 And this black guy, Harold mcbrayer, popped one of my guys. 01:12:01.026 --> 01:12:03.403 He used to be a runner of mine. 01:12:03.487 --> 01:12:05.572 We don't know who ordered it. We can't find mcbrayer. 01:12:06.865 --> 01:12:08.575 So what do you want from me? 01:12:09.326 --> 01:12:11.495 I was thinking maybe you could ask in here. 01:12:12.204 --> 01:12:15.916 Nation of islam, talk to Alonzo Turner, see if any of them knows anything. 01:12:16.374 --> 01:12:18.460 I don't talk to people in here. 01:12:19.669 --> 01:12:21.630 I mostly read all day. 01:12:25.634 --> 01:12:27.844 How you doing on your merit badges? 01:12:30.639 --> 01:12:33.141 I'm coaching a beep baseball team. 01:12:33.642 --> 01:12:34.851 A who? 01:12:34.935 --> 01:12:38.313 It's baseball. For blind kids. 01:12:39.564 --> 01:12:41.066 Get the fuck outta here. 01:12:41.149 --> 01:12:42.817 No, for real. 01:12:43.652 --> 01:12:45.612 [Beeping] 01:12:51.493 --> 01:12:52.869 [Scattered applause] 01:12:52.953 --> 01:12:54.579 [Man] Run, run, run, come on! 01:12:54.663 --> 01:12:56.081 Shortstop, left! 01:12:59.501 --> 01:13:02.546 Way to go, coach. Our boys looked sterling out there today. 01:13:02.629 --> 01:13:06.424 [All chanting] Two, four, six, eight, who do we appreciate? 01:13:06.508 --> 01:13:09.803 Coach moltisanti! Coach moltisanti! 01:13:10.470 --> 01:13:12.180 You're a Saint! 01:13:14.266 --> 01:13:16.393 [Crowd cheering faintly] 01:13:20.689 --> 01:13:23.650 [Crowd noise fades, then cuts out] 01:13:33.243 --> 01:13:35.787 ["The star-spangled banner" playing faintly on TV] 01:13:45.088 --> 01:13:47.173 [Cyril snoring quietly] 01:13:52.887 --> 01:13:55.974 [Car doors open, shut] 01:13:56.057 --> 01:13:57.809 [Snoring stops] 01:13:59.144 --> 01:14:00.312 [Grunts] 01:14:01.229 --> 01:14:02.564 {gunshofl —[Cyril] oh, shit! 01:14:02.647 --> 01:14:03.773 [Paulie] Gun! 01:14:04.441 --> 01:14:07.110 [All grunting] 01:14:07.193 --> 01:14:08.486 Where's Harold? 01:14:08.570 --> 01:14:10.655 In your mother's fat Guinea ass. 01:14:10.739 --> 01:14:12.907 - [Grunts] - [Silvio] You take that back! 01:14:12.991 --> 01:14:15.076 Who put him up to it, Angelo salerno? 01:14:15.869 --> 01:14:16.995 Anthony bello? 01:14:17.412 --> 01:14:19.289 Chef boyardee. 01:14:20.624 --> 01:14:22.417 [Grunting] 01:14:22.500 --> 01:14:24.044 [Cans clattering] 01:14:24.127 --> 01:14:25.253 Put him on the table! 01:14:27.130 --> 01:14:28.673 [Silvio] Pussy, grab his legs. 01:14:29.633 --> 01:14:31.301 [Loud whirring] 01:14:31.843 --> 01:14:34.304 What are you gonna do, rotate my tires? 01:14:34.387 --> 01:14:35.889 [Cyril straining] 01:14:35.972 --> 01:14:37.891 [Panting] 01:14:37.974 --> 01:14:39.434 Dick, I just got this jacket. 01:14:39.517 --> 01:14:41.102 [Cyril grunts loudly] 01:14:46.399 --> 01:14:47.901 [Paulie] Open! 01:14:47.984 --> 01:14:49.611 - What about it? - [Muffled] Fuck you! 01:14:51.404 --> 01:14:52.530 [Loud whirring] 01:14:52.614 --> 01:14:54.574 [Cyril screaming] 01:14:54.658 --> 01:14:56.326 Stop for a minute! 01:14:56.409 --> 01:14:58.161 God damn it! 01:14:58.244 --> 01:15:00.872 [Cyril moaning loudly] I don't fucking... 01:15:04.459 --> 01:15:08.004 [Panting] Harold! Harold mcbrayer! 01:15:08.088 --> 01:15:09.506 I asked you whose idea it was! 01:15:09.589 --> 01:15:12.384 I told you! It was Harold! Nobody put him up to it! 01:15:12.467 --> 01:15:14.469 - —[Sylvio] Oh... - [Cyril grunting] 01:15:16.971 --> 01:15:18.848 [Yelling] 01:15:24.145 --> 01:15:26.523 [Panting heavily] 01:15:29.275 --> 01:15:30.568 [Sniffs] 01:15:33.571 --> 01:15:35.448 [Dickie] The fucker acted on his own? 01:15:36.408 --> 01:15:38.118 Come on. All right, Dickie. 01:15:38.243 --> 01:15:40.245 - [Dog barks] - [Tony] Go get it. 01:15:43.164 --> 01:15:46.126 [Christopher] That fall, Johnny moved to the suburbs, the black thing. 01:15:46.960 --> 01:15:49.045 And he was seriously earning. 01:15:50.422 --> 01:15:53.425 This move made Tony half a pussy, in my estimation. 01:15:55.719 --> 01:15:58.012 [Woman] What made you think it was a good idea 01:15:58.096 --> 01:16:00.849 to steal the answers to the geometry test? 01:16:02.684 --> 01:16:08.565 I didn't study, and, uh, I needed to pass, so I could stay on the football team. 01:16:08.648 --> 01:16:12.026 You know, you got Charlie nodzak in trouble, too, 01:16:12.110 --> 01:16:14.028 when you paid him for the answers. 01:16:15.321 --> 01:16:17.532 Well, he was the only kid I knew on the mimeo squad. 01:16:17.615 --> 01:16:20.493 Well, Charlie was on the honor roll. 01:16:20.577 --> 01:16:22.746 And you're missing the point. 01:16:22.829 --> 01:16:24.956 You know stealing the test was wrong. 01:16:27.208 --> 01:16:29.002 Yeah, I guess so. 01:16:29.085 --> 01:16:31.522 But if you're gonna kick me out of school, I mean, you should just do it, 01:16:31.546 --> 01:16:33.339 instead of us talking about it. 01:16:35.884 --> 01:16:37.594 You talk a lot at home? 01:16:40.013 --> 01:16:41.473 I don't know. 01:16:43.725 --> 01:16:47.896 Well, your dad, for example, what does he talk to you about? 01:16:50.982 --> 01:16:52.317 The lawn. 01:16:53.026 --> 01:16:54.569 What about the lawn? 01:16:55.653 --> 01:16:58.615 I don't know, he goes to yankee stadium and he comes home 01:16:58.698 --> 01:17:00.450 and says our lawn looks crummy. 01:17:01.826 --> 01:17:05.622 What about your mother? Is she someone who likes to talk a lot? 01:17:07.582 --> 01:17:09.250 I guess so. 01:17:11.169 --> 01:17:14.964 Well... what makes her happy? 01:17:15.632 --> 01:17:18.551 Happy? My mother? 01:17:18.635 --> 01:17:20.637 [Class bell ringing] 01:17:23.473 --> 01:17:25.308 Let's go, Anthony. 01:17:25.391 --> 01:17:29.062 I wonder if I could talk to you for a moment alone, Mrs. Soprano? 01:17:30.146 --> 01:17:33.358 Well, it's gonna have to be fast, 'cause I'm parked at the hydrant. 01:17:38.947 --> 01:17:42.534 [Mrs. Jarecki] On the basis of the Stanford-binet, he's high IQ, 01:17:42.617 --> 01:17:45.203 - but you know that. - You can't prove it by me. 01:17:45.286 --> 01:17:47.413 He's got a d-plus average. 01:17:47.497 --> 01:17:50.041 Well, that's because he doesn't apply himself, 01:17:50.124 --> 01:17:52.085 but he is smart. 01:17:52.168 --> 01:17:57.507 There's a big difference between a smart person and a smart aleck. 01:17:59.217 --> 01:18:03.888 I also administered the Briggs-Myers personality inventory just now, 01:18:03.972 --> 01:18:06.224 and the results tell us, he's a leader. 01:18:07.016 --> 01:18:11.354 - [Scoffing] - "Enthusiastic, insightful, playful." 01:18:11.437 --> 01:18:13.940 Ah, you're talking through your hat. 01:18:14.023 --> 01:18:16.192 [Sighs deeply] 01:18:17.443 --> 01:18:20.113 He did tell me one thing I'd like to share with you. 01:18:20.196 --> 01:18:22.490 But it's gotta be fast, because I'm still at the hydrant. 01:18:22.574 --> 01:18:24.718 Do you remember a children's book called sutter's mill... 01:18:24.742 --> 01:18:28.371 - No. - About the gold rush in California? 01:18:28.454 --> 01:18:31.165 Yeah, maybe I do. Yeah? 01:18:31.249 --> 01:18:35.420 He told me about a night your husband was... away. 01:18:37.672 --> 01:18:40.466 And you got in the bed with Anthony and hugged him. 01:18:47.140 --> 01:18:48.474 He said that? 01:18:48.558 --> 01:18:52.312 No, his exact words were you "snuggled up close". 01:19:00.278 --> 01:19:04.032 Yeah. Yeah, I remember that now. 01:19:04.115 --> 01:19:06.576 You read to him from that book. 01:19:06.659 --> 01:19:10.747 Long into the night, apparently. He remembered details. 01:19:10.830 --> 01:19:14.584 He didn't know the word "ingot," and you explained it to him. 01:19:19.839 --> 01:19:22.926 He said it was one of his best memories of his life. 01:19:28.056 --> 01:19:29.641 [Footsteps approaching] 01:19:35.021 --> 01:19:36.856 Is that a hotel Bible? 01:19:38.858 --> 01:19:40.777 I forget where I got it. 01:19:41.778 --> 01:19:44.822 Baby, cousin cyril is dead. 01:19:59.087 --> 01:20:00.922 [Johnny laughing] 01:20:01.547 --> 01:20:03.299 You're supposed to do an hour. 01:20:03.383 --> 01:20:05.009 It's an hour on, ten minutes off. 01:20:05.093 --> 01:20:08.113 [Dickie] All of a sudden youse two are only on 40 minutes and then disappear. 01:20:08.137 --> 01:20:10.866 - We don't know where the fuck you are. - [Guitarist] We're off somewhere thinking, 01:20:10.890 --> 01:20:12.910 "what more can we do for gentleman dick and Johnny?" 01:20:12.934 --> 01:20:14.769 Don't get cute. 01:20:14.852 --> 01:20:16.854 Where's giuseppina tonight? 01:20:16.938 --> 01:20:19.816 Ah, the movies with her girlfriend. 01:20:19.899 --> 01:20:21.359 I would eat her shit. 01:20:21.734 --> 01:20:23.403 Oh! 01:20:24.112 --> 01:20:25.905 - [Loud grunt] - [Johnny chuckles] 01:20:26.656 --> 01:20:30.243 You don't talk about her that way. In fact, you don't talk about her at all. 01:20:30.660 --> 01:20:31.953 Hey, take it easy! 01:20:32.036 --> 01:20:33.162 I love her. I love her! 01:20:33.246 --> 01:20:34.789 {gunshofl -[Johnny] get down! 01:20:34.872 --> 01:20:36.290 - [Gunshots] - [Women screaming] 01:20:36.374 --> 01:20:37.959 [Harold] Hey, asshole! —[Gunshots] 01:20:39.002 --> 01:20:41.004 _[yelling indistinctly] _[Harold] Dickie! 01:20:41.546 --> 01:20:42.630 [Johnny] Mother...! 01:20:45.299 --> 01:20:47.010 [Harold growls] 01:20:47.093 --> 01:20:48.511 [Women screaming nearby] 01:20:50.054 --> 01:20:51.681 Come on, you fucker. Come here. 01:20:52.098 --> 01:20:55.098 - You like that, huh? How 'bout that? - [Dickie] Come on, you motherfuckers. 01:20:55.560 --> 01:20:56.894 {gunshofl -[Bullet ricochets] 01:20:57.520 --> 01:20:58.730 Fuck! 01:20:59.272 --> 01:21:00.857 - [Gunshots] - [Guitarist yells] 01:21:02.483 --> 01:21:03.651 [Spent casing clatters] 01:21:08.990 --> 01:21:10.575 [Whimpering] 01:21:10.658 --> 01:21:12.660 No, no, no! Frankie, Frankie, Frankie! 01:21:12.744 --> 01:21:13.786 Frankie! 01:21:16.789 --> 01:21:18.166 You, mother...! 01:21:19.083 --> 01:21:20.460 [Gun clicking empty] 01:21:22.170 --> 01:21:23.170 Shit! 01:21:36.976 --> 01:21:38.936 [Panting] 01:22:09.592 --> 01:22:11.552 [Faint click, rattle] 01:22:31.280 --> 01:22:33.866 [Breathing heavily] 01:22:34.700 --> 01:22:36.369 [Faint footfall] 01:22:45.253 --> 01:22:47.630 [Sirens approaching] 01:22:49.423 --> 01:22:50.591 [Footsteps receding] 01:22:50.675 --> 01:22:52.009 [Exhales] 01:22:55.513 --> 01:22:57.515 Anthony, come eat! 01:23:02.603 --> 01:23:03.980 There's my big boy. 01:23:04.063 --> 01:23:06.274 Oh, cool, man, a hamburger. 01:23:06.357 --> 01:23:08.860 I thought you'd like a change from a mortadella sandwich. 01:23:08.943 --> 01:23:10.570 I made it special for you. 01:23:13.322 --> 01:23:14.782 You look nice. 01:23:14.866 --> 01:23:15.950 Aww... 01:23:16.701 --> 01:23:19.954 Me and aunt Mary are going to the city to see no, no, nanette. 01:23:21.247 --> 01:23:24.208 - What's that? - Broadway. A play. 01:23:24.292 --> 01:23:26.586 Shoes are killing my bunions. 01:23:26.669 --> 01:23:28.588 You should go see Dr. Cuomo. 01:23:28.671 --> 01:23:31.591 [Sighs] We don't go to him anymore. 01:23:32.633 --> 01:23:34.218 We don't? 01:23:34.302 --> 01:23:38.181 - He said some very rude things to me. - Like what? 01:23:38.264 --> 01:23:42.268 He wants me to take pills for my sleeping. 01:23:42.351 --> 01:23:44.437 And... and other things. 01:23:44.520 --> 01:23:47.523 [Scoffs] I'm not some lunatic. 01:23:49.192 --> 01:23:51.861 No, but maybe some medicine would be good. 01:23:51.944 --> 01:23:54.405 You and your father. Why don't you get in line to blame me. 01:23:54.488 --> 01:23:56.365 I wasn't blaming you, I was just saying... 01:23:56.449 --> 01:23:59.827 This new thing... called elavil. 01:23:59.911 --> 01:24:02.246 For people who are sick in the head. 01:24:06.918 --> 01:24:09.629 [Singing softly] Go runnin' for the shelter 01:24:09.712 --> 01:24:12.256 of a mother's little helper 01:24:12.340 --> 01:24:14.133 what? 01:24:14.217 --> 01:24:15.843 It's a song. 01:24:15.927 --> 01:24:19.013 - It's by the stones. - Exactly what I'm talking about. 01:24:19.096 --> 01:24:21.641 They're drug addicts. I don't take drugs. 01:24:21.724 --> 01:24:25.436 The song's not saying that you take drugs, it's... 01:24:25.519 --> 01:24:26.771 [Sighing] 01:24:28.648 --> 01:24:30.983 You smoking marijuana, I suppose? 01:24:31.859 --> 01:24:34.612 - Mom, I'm on the team. - Your sister is. 01:24:34.695 --> 01:24:36.447 I'm almost sure of it. 01:24:37.073 --> 01:24:38.467 - This hamburger's great, mom. - [Scoffing loudly] 01:24:38.491 --> 01:24:39.909 -It's really good. —go on. 01:24:41.619 --> 01:24:43.120 I went to all that trouble 01:24:43.204 --> 01:24:45.915 just so we could have a nice conversation for once, and for what? 01:24:45.998 --> 01:24:50.253 How am I supposed to enjoy a Broadway show with my children and their pot? 01:24:50.336 --> 01:24:51.879 Ma, I don't smoke pot! 01:24:51.963 --> 01:24:53.941 Well, your sister comes in here smelling like a gypsy. 01:24:53.965 --> 01:24:56.259 Well, I'm not my sister. I'm always being accused. 01:24:56.342 --> 01:24:59.220 Oh! Poor you! 01:25:00.888 --> 01:25:02.598 [Running up stairs] 01:25:03.516 --> 01:25:05.101 [Door slams] 01:25:18.864 --> 01:25:20.992 [Thunder rumbling] 01:25:21.075 --> 01:25:23.494 [Man speaking Italian softly] 01:25:26.163 --> 01:25:27.999 Don't look so blue, kid. 01:25:28.082 --> 01:25:31.460 - You and me'll cut out, go play catch. - It's raining. 01:25:31.544 --> 01:25:33.313 [Man, muttering] ...Sa benedica, gets put in the ground, 01:25:33.337 --> 01:25:34.606 all they want to do is eat my food. 01:25:34.630 --> 01:25:36.340 [Johnny chuckles] 01:25:36.424 --> 01:25:39.051 It's not an Irish wake, right, no food. 01:25:39.135 --> 01:25:42.096 You get carried to your car. Watch your step there, boss. 01:25:42.179 --> 01:25:44.223 [Men chattering faintly] 01:25:46.267 --> 01:25:48.561 - [Johnny] How you doing? - [Silvio] How you been? 01:25:49.729 --> 01:25:51.522 [Continuing, indistinct] 01:25:53.941 --> 01:25:55.443 [Junior] Eckley, how's the boy? 01:25:55.526 --> 01:25:57.778 Wonder what they talk about in there? 01:26:02.491 --> 01:26:05.244 [Thunder rumbling] 01:26:07.038 --> 01:26:09.623 Uncle dick, can I talk to you for a minute? 01:26:09.707 --> 01:26:11.542 What's up, Joe cocker? 01:26:11.625 --> 01:26:13.210 All right, I'm gonna wait in the car. 01:26:13.711 --> 01:26:15.588 You help her? Help her. 01:26:15.671 --> 01:26:17.214 Well, spit it out. 01:26:18.716 --> 01:26:20.718 You ever heard of this? 01:26:22.261 --> 01:26:23.971 Yeah, so, what about it? 01:26:24.055 --> 01:26:25.890 Well, my mom's been in a bad mood lately. 01:26:25.973 --> 01:26:27.350 Lately? [Laughs] 01:26:27.433 --> 01:26:30.603 The doctor said that this medicine could help her, but she won't take it. 01:26:31.437 --> 01:26:32.938 So what do you want from me? 01:26:33.022 --> 01:26:35.816 So I was thinking maybe you could talk to her. 01:26:36.275 --> 01:26:37.526 What about your old man? 01:26:37.610 --> 01:26:40.237 Nah, she's not speaking to him. He did something. 01:26:40.321 --> 01:26:41.947 I see the way she looks at you. 01:26:42.031 --> 01:26:44.200 Always sits next to you at dinners. 01:26:44.283 --> 01:26:46.285 She bought you that fur hat for Christmas... 01:26:46.369 --> 01:26:48.120 I never wear it. 01:26:48.204 --> 01:26:51.123 I mean... she looks up to you. 01:26:51.207 --> 01:26:53.334 And maybe you could get her some. 01:26:53.417 --> 01:26:55.795 You need a prescription. I can't get it in my own name. 01:26:55.878 --> 01:26:58.631 - I know you can get anything. - Don't be a wise ass. 01:26:58.714 --> 01:27:01.592 I'm not, I'm just saying it could make her happy. 01:27:01.675 --> 01:27:03.844 -Even Janice says. —janice. 01:27:03.928 --> 01:27:05.930 There's somebody we all want to take advice from. 01:27:08.182 --> 01:27:09.642 [Junior] Anthony! 01:27:10.309 --> 01:27:13.479 The pros play in the rain. [Grunts loudly] 01:27:13.562 --> 01:27:15.898 - [Johnny] Ah, what are you doing, jun'? - —uncle jun'! 01:27:16.982 --> 01:27:18.275 [Laughing] 01:27:18.359 --> 01:27:19.735 [Groaning in pain] 01:27:19.819 --> 01:27:21.862 - —Oh, Madonna Mia! - Stay down. 01:27:21.946 --> 01:27:23.197 - Don't move him! - Uncle jun'! 01:27:23.280 --> 01:27:24.865 [Johnny] I just said don't move him! 01:27:24.949 --> 01:27:28.244 [Yells] Your sister's cunt! 01:27:28.327 --> 01:27:31.205 - Corrado! - I'm calling an ambulance. God damn it. 01:27:31.288 --> 01:27:33.374 [Giggling] Here you go. Here you go. 01:27:33.457 --> 01:27:35.126 - Take my hand. - Cocksucker! 01:27:35.209 --> 01:27:36.961 [Laughing] 01:27:37.044 --> 01:27:38.754 [Groaning] 01:27:39.839 --> 01:27:41.632 [Dickie laughing] 01:27:43.300 --> 01:27:45.803 ["Bye bye blackbird" by Wayne Newton playing on radio] 01:27:47.304 --> 01:27:49.306 [Slurping soda] 01:27:55.104 --> 01:27:57.898 These are frank Sinatra, Jr. tickets for your uncle. 01:27:58.899 --> 01:28:01.026 I gotta fly down to the dog track. 01:28:02.570 --> 01:28:05.424 [Don Cornelius on TV] They boast a string of hits that seems to have no end, 01:28:05.448 --> 01:28:09.118 out of Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, the mighty delfonics. 01:28:09.201 --> 01:28:11.162 [Applause on TV] 01:28:11.245 --> 01:28:13.831 Hey, kid. How's your rash? 01:28:14.665 --> 01:28:16.292 Uncle Dickie around? 01:28:17.668 --> 01:28:19.628 [Toilet flushing] 01:28:21.005 --> 01:28:22.173 Hey. 01:28:22.798 --> 01:28:25.301 ["Didn't I" by the delfonics playing faintly on TV] 01:28:28.888 --> 01:28:31.640 Mezzanine? What the fuck. 01:28:32.641 --> 01:28:35.603 - —What? - That medicine. 01:28:37.062 --> 01:28:39.773 You nervous Nellie, I got stuff to do. 01:28:43.819 --> 01:28:45.196 Hey, hey, come here. 01:28:45.863 --> 01:28:47.573 I want to show you something. 01:28:55.247 --> 01:28:57.917 [Tony] Holy shit. Jbls. 01:29:00.127 --> 01:29:02.463 A pair of them are yours to take home. 01:29:03.339 --> 01:29:05.216 Yeah, well, they're hot. 01:29:05.299 --> 01:29:07.510 Eh, fell off a truck. 01:29:07.593 --> 01:29:09.220 Far out, man. 01:29:11.514 --> 01:29:12.723 Oh-oh! 01:29:13.516 --> 01:29:15.100 [Dickie] Ten-inch woofers. 01:29:17.269 --> 01:29:20.397 I want to go to college. I can't get caught with shit like this. 01:29:20.481 --> 01:29:25.653 Okay, my friend hesh... Says only goys and children pay retail. 01:29:25.736 --> 01:29:28.656 This isn't wholesale, it's totally on the arm. 01:29:31.742 --> 01:29:32.952 Look... 01:29:33.619 --> 01:29:36.664 You want to be a civilian, I appreciate that. I'm all for it. 01:29:37.248 --> 01:29:39.583 But pay attention to me for once, okay? 01:29:39.667 --> 01:29:41.418 You take the speakers, right? 01:29:41.502 --> 01:29:44.797 At the same time, you promise yourself these speakers are it. 01:29:44.880 --> 01:29:46.340 Now, you say to yourself, 01:29:46.423 --> 01:29:48.676 "this is the last time I'm ever gonna steal something." 01:29:48.759 --> 01:29:50.344 And you stick to it. 01:29:52.846 --> 01:29:54.557 It's that simple. 01:30:13.367 --> 01:30:15.035 [Pained grunting] 01:30:15.661 --> 01:30:17.663 [Sighs, panting] 01:30:18.372 --> 01:30:20.583 [Woman] Maybe I should get on top. 01:30:20.666 --> 01:30:22.876 [Groaning painfully] 01:30:31.969 --> 01:30:33.345 [Grunts] 01:30:35.014 --> 01:30:37.016 [Groaning loudly] 01:30:37.099 --> 01:30:39.810 Fucking Dickie moltisanti! 01:30:44.273 --> 01:30:46.066 It's more than a month now! 01:30:46.150 --> 01:30:47.901 For god's sake, corrado. 01:30:47.985 --> 01:30:50.696 He didn't push you down the stairs, you slipped. 01:30:50.779 --> 01:30:52.781 He got a good laugh out of it, though. 01:30:56.619 --> 01:30:57.911 [Gasps in pain] 01:30:57.995 --> 01:31:00.247 Any excuse not to fuck. 01:31:04.960 --> 01:31:06.771 [Man] They don't vote the motherfucker out of the white house, 01:31:06.795 --> 01:31:09.381 somebody gonna assassinate his lying ass. 01:31:09.465 --> 01:31:11.300 Azalea, you got it! 01:31:13.093 --> 01:31:17.765 Say, hey! There's my farm boy from the garden state. 01:31:17.848 --> 01:31:19.391 - [Chuckles] - Where's my tomatoes? 01:31:19.475 --> 01:31:20.809 Brought you collard Greens. 01:31:20.893 --> 01:31:22.311 Ah, now you talkin'. 01:31:22.394 --> 01:31:24.021 [Laughs] 01:31:24.980 --> 01:31:26.565 Sit down. 01:31:26.649 --> 01:31:28.442 Have a hot chocolate and baileys. 01:31:28.525 --> 01:31:31.278 [Harold] So, we square? —[Woman] Ooh, Chanel. 01:31:31.362 --> 01:31:33.113 [Slaps hand] 01:31:35.282 --> 01:31:37.242 [Shaking box] 01:31:37.326 --> 01:31:39.244 Small bills. You're doing good. 01:31:39.328 --> 01:31:42.706 Soon I'll be in the stratosphere with you. Call me buzz aldrin. 01:31:42.790 --> 01:31:46.210 Well, buzz, gonna hype you again. State lottery's coming. 01:31:46.835 --> 01:31:50.089 Your woman's not gonna be wearing French footwear very long. 01:31:50.172 --> 01:31:53.133 Now, with smack, you got white kids coming in 01:31:53.217 --> 01:31:57.262 from long island, New Jersey, Westchester to the east village, 01:31:57.346 --> 01:32:00.683 paying thirty bucks to stick their arm in a hole. 01:32:00.766 --> 01:32:05.729 Invisible person on the other side finds a vein, shoots 'em up... 01:32:07.690 --> 01:32:09.608 Should tell you something about the future. 01:32:09.692 --> 01:32:12.194 You make a good point. We'll talk. 01:32:12.277 --> 01:32:13.737 Thanks. 01:32:15.781 --> 01:32:17.700 This week I gotta... 01:32:17.783 --> 01:32:21.787 Gotta do something about this Guinea motherfucker or he'll do me. 01:32:21.870 --> 01:32:25.416 - —Ah. Dimeo? - Nah, Dickie moltisanti. 01:32:26.959 --> 01:32:29.545 Controls the numbers, whole rest of Newark. 01:32:29.628 --> 01:32:31.672 You maybe need an assist on the play? 01:32:34.425 --> 01:32:36.093 Why would you want to do that for me? 01:32:37.136 --> 01:32:39.722 I got my own issues with the five families. 01:32:40.389 --> 01:32:42.266 I appreciate it, frank, but... 01:32:43.183 --> 01:32:44.893 Terms of the community. 01:32:45.644 --> 01:32:47.354 I'd better do this myself. 01:32:48.939 --> 01:32:50.274 [Frank] Darryl. 01:32:57.114 --> 01:32:58.907 Merry Christmas, buzz. 01:33:02.536 --> 01:33:04.538 [Horse whinnies] 01:33:05.789 --> 01:33:08.292 ["Astral weeks" by Van Morrison playing] 01:33:33.150 --> 01:33:35.903 [Both panting] 01:33:52.169 --> 01:33:54.713 [Both laughing] 01:34:03.555 --> 01:34:05.557 I'm so hungry. 01:34:07.768 --> 01:34:09.186 I got news. 01:34:10.312 --> 01:34:13.690 That beauty parlor? I took it over. 01:34:15.734 --> 01:34:18.320 - For me? - We'll be partners. 01:34:19.279 --> 01:34:20.906 It'll be in my name, but you'll run it. 01:34:20.989 --> 01:34:23.700 Exactly how you want it. I'll be hands off. 01:34:27.120 --> 01:34:28.664 [Laughing] 01:34:29.790 --> 01:34:31.792 Oh, Dickie! [Shrieks] 01:34:39.716 --> 01:34:41.635 [Laughing] 01:35:23.927 --> 01:35:26.638 Hey, what did the bartender say when the horse came in? 01:35:26.722 --> 01:35:28.348 "Why the long face?" 01:35:29.308 --> 01:35:32.394 - You told me that a million times. - Yeah, so? 01:35:32.477 --> 01:35:34.146 Why the long face? 01:35:35.564 --> 01:35:39.610 I'm all, uh... intronata. 01:35:39.693 --> 01:35:42.362 You're mixed up? Well, what are you mixed up about? 01:35:44.072 --> 01:35:45.699 So many things. 01:35:45.782 --> 01:35:47.635 Ten minutes ago you were laughing like an idiot. 01:35:47.659 --> 01:35:48.911 What did I do? 01:35:49.578 --> 01:35:51.538 The beauty parlor. 01:35:51.622 --> 01:35:54.666 The beaut...? I thought that's what you wanted. 01:35:54.750 --> 01:35:56.710 More than anything. 01:35:57.210 --> 01:36:01.632 But now we partners in business. It's like a marriage. 01:36:04.593 --> 01:36:07.471 [Voice breaking] I'm alone. So much. 01:36:09.890 --> 01:36:11.600 I get lonely. 01:36:11.683 --> 01:36:13.352 [Crying softly] 01:36:13.435 --> 01:36:15.437 Maybe you didn't love me anymore. 01:36:15.520 --> 01:36:19.441 Hey, if I don't love you anymore, you won't mistake it for a maybe. 01:36:23.236 --> 01:36:25.238 Someone else came along. 01:36:31.286 --> 01:36:33.664 [Crying] I said yes. 01:36:38.460 --> 01:36:40.253 Don't make me say. 01:36:41.797 --> 01:36:44.132 What, you said, "yes, come fuck me?" 01:36:45.092 --> 01:36:47.135 Is that what you're trying to say? What else, yes? 01:36:47.219 --> 01:36:49.680 It didn't mean anything, Dickie. 01:36:49.763 --> 01:36:51.431 - I love you! - How many times? 01:36:51.515 --> 01:36:54.101 - I don't know. - You don't know? 01:36:54.184 --> 01:36:56.103 So many times you can't remember? Who was he? 01:36:56.186 --> 01:36:58.021 - I doesn't matter, it's over! - Who was he? 01:36:58.105 --> 01:37:00.232 - I can't! - Tell me! Fucking tell me. 01:37:00.315 --> 01:37:02.543 - Promise you won't hurt him! - I don't promise anything, 01:37:02.567 --> 01:37:04.820 but you don't tell me, it's gonna be worse. 01:37:06.363 --> 01:37:07.614 Harold. 01:37:10.075 --> 01:37:13.036 [Panting shakily] 01:37:26.717 --> 01:37:28.552 You fucked that murdering nigger? 01:37:28.635 --> 01:37:32.055 But I don't love him, Dickie! I love you! 01:37:32.139 --> 01:37:33.807 Please! Don't! 01:37:34.474 --> 01:37:36.601 No, please! No! No! 01:37:37.436 --> 01:37:38.937 - [Dickie grunting] - [Shrieking] 01:37:39.021 --> 01:37:40.772 [Dickie yells] 01:37:43.108 --> 01:37:45.986 [Giuseppina screams, panting] 01:37:48.697 --> 01:37:50.282 [Gasps] 01:37:56.079 --> 01:37:57.581 [Panting] 01:37:57.664 --> 01:37:59.124 [Muffled screaming] 01:38:37.079 --> 01:38:39.706 ["Never in my life" by mountain playing] 01:38:55.514 --> 01:38:57.933 [Song continues over loudspeakers] 01:39:26.294 --> 01:39:29.172 [Faint Christmas music playing over P.A.] 01:39:29.756 --> 01:39:32.008 [Uncle Sally] One thing I still miss at Christmas... 01:39:32.592 --> 01:39:35.887 The seven fishes. My wife used to make it. 01:39:35.971 --> 01:39:37.848 And tripe, too. 01:39:38.640 --> 01:39:41.726 She could make those two things, out of this world. 01:39:43.228 --> 01:39:47.065 You celebrate Christmas with your goomar, or you stick around home? 01:39:48.525 --> 01:39:50.277 What makes you ask? 01:39:50.360 --> 01:39:53.905 I just remember with my girlfriend, it was always a big argument. 01:39:57.117 --> 01:39:58.493 She died. 01:40:01.580 --> 01:40:03.039 80 young. 01:40:05.333 --> 01:40:06.501 What happened? 01:40:07.586 --> 01:40:10.797 - Pneumonia. - Pneumonia? 01:40:11.464 --> 01:40:15.468 She had weak lungs, from growing up on the other side. 01:40:16.928 --> 01:40:18.930 Fucked up doctors... 01:40:21.057 --> 01:40:23.518 So much tragedy in your life. 01:40:24.561 --> 01:40:27.314 Your father, your mistress... 01:40:28.607 --> 01:40:30.817 I don't even have a picture of her. 01:40:36.239 --> 01:40:38.366 You know, I... I try so hard. 01:40:40.952 --> 01:40:42.954 What kind of god, huh? 01:40:46.958 --> 01:40:49.586 I go to church when joanne wants, 01:40:49.669 --> 01:40:52.964 I try to set an example for my nephew, I come see you... 01:40:53.048 --> 01:40:55.133 I do all kinds of good things. 01:40:56.927 --> 01:40:59.888 You know the Christmas song, "my favorite things"? 01:40:59.971 --> 01:41:01.348 Yeah. 01:41:02.307 --> 01:41:05.268 Maybe some of the things you choose to do... 01:41:06.394 --> 01:41:07.938 Aren't god's favorite. 01:41:10.857 --> 01:41:12.734 What are you trying to say? 01:41:14.611 --> 01:41:18.156 What do I know? [Dry chuckle] I'm a murderer. 01:41:23.453 --> 01:41:25.497 As far as your nephew goes... 01:41:26.122 --> 01:41:27.540 May I make a brief suggestion 01:41:27.624 --> 01:41:30.043 for a nice Christmas present you could give him? 01:41:33.880 --> 01:41:35.257 I'm listening. 01:41:37.175 --> 01:41:39.177 Stay out of his life. 01:41:50.647 --> 01:41:53.650 It's damaged. And you're out of line with your prices. 01:41:55.694 --> 01:41:58.071 ["Marshmallow world" by Darlene love playing on radio] 01:42:17.507 --> 01:42:19.676 [Line ringing] 01:42:23.763 --> 01:42:26.599 - [Dickie, over phone] Who is this? - Hey, uncle dick, it's Tony. 01:42:26.683 --> 01:42:28.018 How's it going? 01:42:29.853 --> 01:42:31.247 There's a party tonight, and I was wondering 01:42:31.271 --> 01:42:33.773 if we could get a couple cases of rolling rock? 01:42:34.983 --> 01:42:36.192 - Uncle dick? - [Line clicks] 01:42:36.276 --> 01:42:39.154 [Dial tone] 01:42:39.237 --> 01:42:42.073 Uncle dick? Hello? 01:42:45.118 --> 01:42:47.078 There's something wrong with his phone. 01:42:47.162 --> 01:42:49.164 Your ass. Same as last time. 01:42:50.915 --> 01:42:52.625 It doesn't have to be rolling rock. 01:42:52.709 --> 01:42:56.421 - Does he know that? - It's not about the fucking name brand. 01:42:57.297 --> 01:42:58.798 Carmela, you got a dime? 01:43:14.230 --> 01:43:16.816 - [Joanne] Hello? - Hey, aunt Jo. 01:43:16.900 --> 01:43:19.069 It's Tony. Can I speak to uncle dick? 01:43:20.695 --> 01:43:23.573 - I haven't seen him today. - Yeah? 01:43:25.825 --> 01:43:27.619 Well, how's Christopher? 01:43:28.995 --> 01:43:30.455 You know, the colic? 01:43:30.538 --> 01:43:34.084 For my money, you kids shouldn't be drinking at your age. 01:43:34.167 --> 01:43:35.794 [Dickie] Give me the goddamn phone. 01:43:35.877 --> 01:43:37.837 - [Line clicks] - [Dial tone] 01:43:44.010 --> 01:43:45.595 Fuck. 01:43:45.678 --> 01:43:47.472 Hey, Joe jerk-off. 01:43:48.765 --> 01:43:51.518 [Jackie laughing] 01:43:51.601 --> 01:43:53.228 What'd you say? 01:43:53.311 --> 01:43:54.896 I said, hey, Joe jerk... 01:43:54.979 --> 01:43:56.731 -Your sister's twat! —what? 01:43:56.815 --> 01:43:58.358 [Both grunting] 01:43:58.441 --> 01:43:59.734 [Carmela] Stop it! 01:44:00.860 --> 01:44:02.112 Stop it! 01:44:16.501 --> 01:44:17.961 What do you got for us? 01:44:18.044 --> 01:44:20.380 It's what I told you, furniture. Ethan Allen. 01:44:20.463 --> 01:44:23.550 Dinette sets and, uh, TV trays. 01:44:24.217 --> 01:44:25.552 - TV trays? - [Pussy snickers] 01:44:25.635 --> 01:44:27.095 I didn't argue. 01:44:27.178 --> 01:44:29.514 Fucking truck's not gonna unload itself. 01:44:29.597 --> 01:44:31.099 [Knocking on door] 01:44:31.182 --> 01:44:33.619 ["When will I be loved" by the everly brothers playing on radio] 01:44:33.643 --> 01:44:36.271 - —[Silvio] I'll let him know. - [Knocking continues] 01:44:45.822 --> 01:44:48.074 Hey, sil, I need to talk to my uncle Dickie. 01:44:49.409 --> 01:44:53.121 - He's not here. - His car's here. 01:44:53.204 --> 01:44:54.831 Battery's dead. 01:44:57.000 --> 01:44:58.543 You know where he is? 01:44:59.085 --> 01:45:01.087 Who am I, rand McNally? 01:45:06.301 --> 01:45:09.637 Okay, well... merry Christmas, sil. 01:45:12.223 --> 01:45:13.892 You too, kid. 01:45:24.861 --> 01:45:29.908 Carmine spotted Harold, rockhaven motel, down on 46th. 01:45:32.994 --> 01:45:34.829 Well, we'll do it tomorrow. 01:45:36.164 --> 01:45:38.625 I'll pick you up at 10:00 at the pork store. 01:45:38.708 --> 01:45:40.793 ["You" by the aquatones playing on radio] 01:45:40.877 --> 01:45:42.504 [Pounding on door resumes] 01:45:42.587 --> 01:45:45.215 It's the kid again. I told him you're not here. 01:45:48.218 --> 01:45:49.886 Turn the lights out. 01:45:51.095 --> 01:45:53.389 But the guys, they're still unloading. 01:45:58.144 --> 01:46:00.855 [Sighs deeply] 01:46:01.981 --> 01:46:03.608 [Pounding continues] 01:46:19.499 --> 01:46:21.584 [Pounding resumes] 01:46:27.549 --> 01:46:29.717 [Sobbing quietly] 01:46:34.389 --> 01:46:36.683 [Crying] 01:46:38.768 --> 01:46:40.770 [Muttering] You know... 01:46:58.037 --> 01:47:00.331 [Sobs quietly] 01:47:03.084 --> 01:47:05.086 [Disant train horn blowing] 01:47:16.389 --> 01:47:18.117 ["May the circle remain unbroken" by the 13th floor elevators, on stereo] 01:47:18.141 --> 01:47:20.435 [Tony grunts angrily] 01:47:20.518 --> 01:47:22.687 [Music continues through one speaker] 01:47:28.401 --> 01:47:29.694 The fuck are you doing? 01:47:29.777 --> 01:47:31.446 [Tony crying] I don't want these! 01:47:32.739 --> 01:47:34.324 [Music stops] 01:47:37.410 --> 01:47:38.703 Oh! 01:47:38.786 --> 01:47:40.204 - That was a gift! - [Dog whimpers] 01:47:40.288 --> 01:47:43.124 You take 'em! I don't want any part of this! 01:47:43.708 --> 01:47:45.388 None of it! I don't want any part of this! 01:47:45.460 --> 01:47:48.504 Huh? What "this"? 01:47:50.798 --> 01:47:52.383 What "this"? 01:47:58.848 --> 01:48:00.266 [Silvio] Night, dick. 01:48:09.275 --> 01:48:10.276 Dick... 01:48:10.985 --> 01:48:14.072 The kid. I don't know what happened with you two. 01:48:14.781 --> 01:48:18.493 But he worships you. He's got so much potential. 01:48:18.576 --> 01:48:21.621 Anthony, with that loony toon of a mother, 01:48:21.704 --> 01:48:24.165 Johnny, who's in line for a personality transplant... 01:48:24.248 --> 01:48:25.500 What, I'm some kind of example? 01:48:25.583 --> 01:48:27.227 What can I tell you? You're his best shot. 01:48:27.251 --> 01:48:30.088 Ah, I sh—— I should never have let this happen. 01:48:31.673 --> 01:48:34.717 - Get in close. - Dick, he misses you. 01:48:37.345 --> 01:48:38.596 What? 01:48:41.057 --> 01:48:42.433 Nothing. 01:48:45.853 --> 01:48:49.607 Actually... that's it. 01:48:56.197 --> 01:48:57.448 Nothing. 01:48:59.659 --> 01:49:01.452 I'm not sure I follow. 01:49:02.912 --> 01:49:05.373 -Yeah, well. —okay... 01:49:07.291 --> 01:49:09.877 I know I shouldn't say this, but... 01:49:09.961 --> 01:49:12.422 Anthony, he could end up somewhere. 01:49:12.505 --> 01:49:13.965 Beyond this thing of ours, even. 01:49:26.018 --> 01:49:28.062 Tell him holsten's, tomorrow. 01:49:28.146 --> 01:49:30.481 - There you go. - Let me finish, for Christ's sake! 01:49:33.693 --> 01:49:35.862 9:00 am. No later. 01:49:36.571 --> 01:49:38.489 -This is good. —okay. 01:49:38.573 --> 01:49:40.616 -It's all right, but it... —okay! 01:49:40.700 --> 01:49:42.201 It's over, go home. 01:49:43.995 --> 01:49:47.623 The fuck am I doing? This one's yours. 01:50:09.687 --> 01:50:11.481 [Car idling] 01:50:33.044 --> 01:50:35.046 {gunshofl -[casing hits pavement] 01:50:36.380 --> 01:50:37.882 [Gunshofl 01:50:41.219 --> 01:50:43.221 [footsteps retreating] 01:50:44.388 --> 01:50:46.432 [Car door opens, shuts] 01:50:47.391 --> 01:50:49.477 [Car drives off] 01:50:52.480 --> 01:50:55.608 [Woman] Help! My god! 01:50:56.567 --> 01:50:58.277 Mrs. Moltisanti! 01:50:58.986 --> 01:51:01.239 [Phone ringing] 01:51:18.798 --> 01:51:21.801 - Yeah? - [Man] It's done. 01:51:22.468 --> 01:51:24.095 [Line clicks] 01:51:32.270 --> 01:51:34.272 [Faint music playing on radio] 01:51:35.898 --> 01:51:37.692 [Entry bell chimes] 01:52:07.722 --> 01:52:10.433 ["Whatever happened to Christmas?" By frank Sinatra playing] 01:52:32.997 --> 01:52:34.624 [Pussy clears throat] 01:52:35.791 --> 01:52:37.168 [Whispers] Jun'. 01:52:48.763 --> 01:52:54.352 You know, they found a couple bottles of that elavil in his coat pocket. 01:52:54.435 --> 01:52:56.187 [Livia groans] 01:52:58.105 --> 01:53:00.983 I used to think Dickie was so strong. 01:53:01.067 --> 01:53:03.945 It shows, you never know about people. 01:53:12.578 --> 01:53:14.580 God, he was my favorite uncle. 01:53:17.416 --> 01:53:20.211 Remember when he used to take us to the movies? 01:53:20.753 --> 01:53:22.880 Ones mom wouldn't let us go to. 01:53:51.033 --> 01:53:53.828 ["Woke up this morning (detroit mix/chosen one mix)" By a3 playing] 01:53:55.413 --> 01:53:58.499 [Christopher] That's the guy, my uncle Tony. 01:53:58.916 --> 01:54:00.584 The guy I went to hell for. 01:54:14.473 --> 01:54:17.435 [Lsola] Kevin... 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