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- Hey, kids. You know what time it is?

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It's birthday time!

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- ♪ It's your birthday and
we want you to have fun ♪

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♪ It's your birthday, so
let's party, everyone ♪

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♪ <i>It's your birthday</i> ♪

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♪ <i>And we want you to have fun</i> ♪

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<i>♪ It's your birthday, so
let's party, everyone ♪</i>

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<i>- Okay now, kids, clap your hands</i>

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<i>like there's no tomorrow.</i>

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<i>- ♪ We welcome you to Willy's
where everyone's your friend ♪</i>

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<i>- That's right.</i>

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♪ <i>Here at Willy's Wonderland</i> ♪

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♪ <i>The good times never end</i> ♪

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♪ ♪

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- Carl!

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♪ ♪

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<i>- ♪ It's your birthday and
we want you to have fun ♪</i>

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<i>♪ It's your birthday, so
let's party, everyone ♪</i>

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<i>- Okay now, kids, clap your hands</i>

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<i>like there's no tomorrow.</i>

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<i>- ♪ We welcome you to Willy's
where everyone's your friend ♪</i>

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♪ ♪

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♪ ♪

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♪ ♪

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♪ ♪

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- Ah.

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♪ ♪

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- Yeah, I tell everybody
that attempts the 50,

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there ain't shit out here,

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but you gotta be prepared for anything.

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A bunch of fun-loving
kids stole the zigzag

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out of the back of the
sheriff's pickup a month ago.

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Guess you found it for 'em.

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You know what some folks consider funny?

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Just ruin a man's whole damn day.

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God's honest truth.

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Now, where'd you say you're from?

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Oh, you're one of those guys

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that don't wanna look back, huh?

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You're one where the
past lives in the past, huh?

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Yeah, I understand.
No, I can't blame you.

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I mean, we all got so much baggage.

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I just say, move forward.

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You're a rolling stone. Yup.

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We had a car chase
around here a while back.

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Some boy got up to 150 miles an hour,

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just launched it right
off Tension's Peak, man.

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It's like a superhero. It went fwoom!

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Carnage was terrible. It was just... wow.

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♪ ♪

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- Oh, fuck me.

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♪ ♪

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- Will you just stop it?
- Open the door!

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- I'll open the damn door.

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What the hell is wrong with you?

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No! God damn it.

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Hey Jed, what's up?

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- This old boy had the misfortune

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of finding your zigzags out there.

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I figured I'd bring 'em back to you.

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- He all right?
- Yeah, he'll be all right.

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Tire's not, but he'll be fine.

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He had this pretty Camaro right here.

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Yes, yes, it was that ocean blue...

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♪ ♪

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- Jed, I'll come by and get 'em later.

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- All turning around,
spinning out, everything.

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He just slid right in
there and then pop, pop...

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- I don't have time for this today, okay?

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- Yes, ma'am.

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- Take this off me.
- Oh, you gotta be kidding me.

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There's not a chance in hell

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I'm letting you out
of this trailer tonight.

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- I hate you.

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- Oh, talk sweet to me all you want.

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Get down. You know the drill. Get down.

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- Get out of my way.
- Come here.

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- What the hell are you doing?

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Wait.
- I'll be back in the morning.

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- What... how the hell
am I supposed to eat?

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How am I supposed to take a piss?

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- There are chips is on the coffee table

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and a bucket on the floor.

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Try not to make a mess.

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- You're a bitch.

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- Oh, I love you too.

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♪ ♪

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- Hey, it's gonna be
about $250 for the tow,

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and we'll need all four tires replaced.

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And there was something
wrong with that chip, I think.

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But I can fix it for about $1,000.

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Yep.

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No, cash only. Uh-uh, no. And in advance.

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Yeah, I don't take
no plastic credit cards.

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Oh, that over there.

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Yeah, we ain't got no
internet in Hayesville.

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Yeah, so all the ATMs,
they just don't work.

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Yeah, we were gonna
get it, but they just didn't.

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You ain't got the cash, huh?

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Now ain't that a dilly of a pickle?

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Hmm.

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You willing to work it <i>off?</i>

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Okay, then.

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I think I've got somebody
who can accommodate.

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Hey, kid.

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I got a guy for you.

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You want God to laugh,

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you tell him your plans.

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- Howdy there, partner.

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My name is Tex, same as the state.

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Got the handle Macadoo.

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Welcome to Willy's Wonderland.

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- Yeah, he don't talk much.
- And I respect that.

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I enjoy a man of few words.

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Well, business is not what it used to be,

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but I am fixing to reopen

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and make Willy's better than ever.

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Anyway, enough
horseshit. Here's my offer.

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You spend the night
cleaning Willy's Wonderland

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and I will pay to have your car fixed.

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I go on in tomorrow,
you come out of there,

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and your ride will be
ready for you right there.

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Deal?

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♪ ♪

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If not, I got places to be.

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All right. All right.

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Let's go inside.

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- Good luck, mister.

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- Watch your step.

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Check this out.

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<i>- Hey kids, it's Willy the Weasel.</i>

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<i>Welcome to my wonderland.</i>

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<i>Come on down and meet the gang.</i>

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<i>We've got Arty the Alligator, Siren Sara,</i>

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<i>Cammy the Chameleon, Gus Gorilla,</i>

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<i>Knighty Knight, Ozzie the Ostrich,</i>

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<i>and Tito the Turtle.</i>

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- ♪ It's your birthday,
so let's party, everyone ♪

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<i>- ♪ It's your birthday and
we want you to have fun ♪</i>

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<i>♪ It's your birthday, so
let's party, everyone ♪</i>

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- We had some great times.

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Kids laughing, smiling,

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eating hot dogs, opening presents.

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♪ ♪

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You know the story, right?

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Well, some of these little
bastards start crawling

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over the characters, they get hurt.

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A couple of lawsuits later from
Mommy Safety Organizations

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and wham, bam, thank you ma'am,

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we're out of business.

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Shut us right down.

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♪ ♪

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Damn thing always gets jammed.

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Yeah.

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This stuff oughta do the trick.

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Broom, mop, bucket, drain snake,

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Windex, rags, whatever
you need, we got it.

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Oh, lookee here.

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Congratulations.

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You are officially on staff.

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Well, pal, it's gonna be dark soon.

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I'll be back in the morning
with that car of yours

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dapper and ready to drive or
my name is not Tex Macadoo.

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Help yourself to whatever
you can find in the kitchen.

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It's on the house.

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And be sure to take breaks.

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Always good to pace yourself.

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That's it. Good luck.

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Damn.

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- I thought you quit.

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- My last one.

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Piece of shit.

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All right, let's get the hell outta here.

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I can't stand to hear a grown man scream.

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- Liv, you in there?
- Oh, shit.

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Yeah, I'm in here. Can you help me out?

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- Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
- Okay, calm down, dude.

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No need to be a superhero.

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- Oh!
- Oh, my God.

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- Oh, damn it! Oh!

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- Nice one, genius.
The door was unlocked.

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- How am I supposed to know that?

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- Oh, shit.

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Let me see if we can find
something to get you out of that.

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- She gave you a bucket?

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Bitch is wicked.

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- Liv, you okay?
- Are you okay?

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- Yeah, yeah, I'm fine. Just...

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- I found a screwdriver.

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- What the hell are we
gonna do with a screwdriver?

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Have y'all never worn handcuffs before?

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- Oh, shut up.
- Why not just look for the key?

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- What the hell am I
looking in the fridge for?

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God, these eggs are definitely bad.

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We need, like, a saw
or a pliers or something.

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- Pliers?
- Can't find no key in here.

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- Shut up and find something.
- You shut up!

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You ain't had no handcuffs on.

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Gee, thanks for the help, guys.

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- Cool. We good.
- Yo.

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- Come on. We're late.
I saw the bait already.

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- Where?

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- Well, he was with Jed in his truck.

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Probably locked inside Willy's by now.

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- Well, let's roll out. I
wanna see that bitch burn.

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- Yeah, burn, baby, burn.

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- Wait, guys, this isn't for
your entertainment, okay?

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It's for doing what's right.

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- It's gotta be a little entertaining.

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Look, I wanna see them freak
bastards die for what I see 'em do.

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- Shut up, dude. What
have you seen them do?

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- Remember that one time I was...

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- Okay, shut up. Guys.

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If we're doing this,

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we're gonna do this as
a mission, not a field trip.

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Are you with me or not?

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- Yeah, we're with you, Liv.

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Whatever you say.

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- Yeah.

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- All right. Let's do this.

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♪ ♪

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♪ ♪

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♪ ♪

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♪ ♪

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♪ ♪

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♪ ♪

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♪ ♪

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- I'm gonna feast on your face!

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♪ ♪

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♪ ♪

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♪ ♪

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♪ ♪

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♪ ♪

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Sheriff, if I may,

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why'd you request the state
to send backup for one night

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to curfew a place the
size of a postage stamp?

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Oh, don't get me wrong.

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I got a wife and kid on the way
and I do love the overtime pay.

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- Double overtime.
- Right.

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So what's the plan
the rest of the evening?

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- See that phone?
- Yeah.

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- We're gonna sit here
and pray it don't ring.

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- Copy that.

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♪ ♪

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♪ ♪

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♪ ♪

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♪ ♪

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- ♪ To the beat ♪

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♪ Whistle loud, whistle low ♪

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♪ Sway your hips and here we go ♪

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- Hey, Tito.
- Hola, Willy.

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- I hear that there's a birthday boy

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in the audience tonight.

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- Sí, Willy. <i>Cantamos.</i>

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- ♪ It's your birthday and
we want you to have fun ♪

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♪ It's your birthday, so
let's party, everyone ♪

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♪ It's your birthday and
we want you to have fun ♪

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♪ It's your birthday ♪

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♪ So let's party, everyone ♪

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♪ ♪

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- Let's play hide and seek.

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♪ You'll never find me ♪

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I'm gonna eat your eyes out
and then feast on your soul.

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You're as icy as an igloo.

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Happy day.

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You're getting warmer.

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You're as hot as a pancake on a grill

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and just as yummy.

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Gorilla greetings.

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♪ ♪

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That tickles.

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♪ ♪

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♪ ♪

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But we were friends.

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♪ ♪

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♪ ♪

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Ah.

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♪ ♪

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- Hey, Chris.
- What?

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- Can you pour gas
literally anywhere else?

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- I'm sorry you pour like crap, Aaron.

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- You're pouring gas on top of my gas.
- All right, let me go over here

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and I'll just paint the bush.
- Perfect. Thank you.

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- Hey, you blowing
bubbles? Bring your ass.

00:30:45.093 --> 00:30:46.011
- You forgot the lighter, didn't you?

00:30:46.094 --> 00:30:46.970
- No, I didn't.

00:30:47.054 --> 00:30:48.430
- Then let me see it.
- Oh, my God.

00:30:48.513 --> 00:30:50.682
- There you go. Yeah, all right.

00:30:54.519 --> 00:30:55.979
- Wait, wait, wait. Uh-uh. Not yet.

00:30:56.063 --> 00:30:58.023
That guy's still in there.

00:30:58.106 --> 00:30:59.524
We gotta get him out first.

00:31:03.070 --> 00:31:04.905
Hey, sir! Sir!

00:31:06.740 --> 00:31:09.040
You're not safe in there.
We gotta get you out.

00:31:13.121 --> 00:31:15.040
Hey!
- Well, that was rude.

00:31:15.123 --> 00:31:16.208
- Hey, look, if he don't wanna be safe,

00:31:16.291 --> 00:31:17.834
it's his ass, not ours.

00:31:17.918 --> 00:31:20.462
- Tough shit. I'm getting him
out whether he likes it or not.

00:31:20.545 --> 00:31:21.838
- You wanna go in
there with those things?

00:31:21.922 --> 00:31:23.048
Are you high?

00:31:23.131 --> 00:31:24.216
- Look, if he wanna be cremated,

00:31:24.299 --> 00:31:25.634
that's his business.
- Yeah.

00:31:25.717 --> 00:31:26.968
- I'm sorry, but I'm just not okay

00:31:27.052 --> 00:31:28.553
with letting somebody burn alive in there

00:31:28.637 --> 00:31:31.640
if we can do something about it.

00:31:31.723 --> 00:31:33.642
- She's right.
- Of course she is, Chris.

00:31:33.725 --> 00:31:34.643
- Oh, shut up!

00:31:34.726 --> 00:31:36.019
- Hurry this shit up so we can go home.

00:31:36.103 --> 00:31:39.231
- I'll figure out how to get inside,
but I'm not putting you guys in danger.

00:31:39.314 --> 00:31:41.664
You just figure out how
to get us out once I do.

00:31:42.734 --> 00:31:43.819
- Okay.

00:31:56.164 --> 00:31:56.997
♪ ♪

00:32:44.629 --> 00:32:51.219
♪ ♪

00:32:57.642 --> 00:33:01.563
♪ ♪

00:33:07.068 --> 00:33:08.111
- I didn't even know you smoked.

00:33:08.195 --> 00:33:11.239
Where'd you get this?

00:33:11.323 --> 00:33:13.158
- I grew it myself. I call it No Clue.

00:33:13.241 --> 00:33:15.785
- How much THC is in it?
- No clue.

00:33:17.245 --> 00:33:19.498
- What?
- I'm cold.

00:33:23.835 --> 00:33:24.668
♪ ♪

00:33:46.233 --> 00:33:48.860
I've waited so long
for a girl to play with.

00:33:54.282 --> 00:33:56.201
Wanna see my treehouse?
- Uh-uh.

00:33:56.284 --> 00:33:57.536
Not today, girlfriend.

00:34:00.080 --> 00:34:01.081
Ow.

00:34:02.457 --> 00:34:03.875
Come play with me.

00:34:04.709 --> 00:34:10.465
♪ ♪

00:34:10.549 --> 00:34:16.304
♪ Ring around the rosie ♪

00:34:16.388 --> 00:34:22.060
♪ A pocketful of posies ♪

00:34:22.143 --> 00:34:27.399
♪ Ashes, ashes ♪

00:34:27.482 --> 00:34:31.194
♪ We all fall ♪

00:34:34.489 --> 00:34:36.032
<i>- Holy shit. Guys, that was Liv.</i>

00:34:36.116 --> 00:34:37.409
We gotta go after her.

00:34:37.492 --> 00:34:38.660
- I'm out this bitch. Y'all playing.

00:34:38.743 --> 00:34:40.412
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
- Bobby!

00:34:40.495 --> 00:34:41.496
- What?

00:34:42.330 --> 00:34:44.040
Are y'all serious right now?

00:34:44.124 --> 00:34:45.834
We supposed to go in
there and get killed too?

00:34:45.917 --> 00:34:47.836
- You wanna stay here?
We gotta do something.

00:34:47.919 --> 00:34:49.254
- No, I actually wanna leave,

00:34:49.337 --> 00:34:51.214
and I thought y'all might
want to also, but I don't care.

00:34:51.298 --> 00:34:53.341
- Fine. I'll go.
- No, no, I'll go.

00:34:53.425 --> 00:34:55.218
- No, wait... hey, stop, stop.

00:34:55.302 --> 00:34:56.845
- This is Liv we're talking about.

00:34:56.928 --> 00:34:59.431
- Move out of the way.
- What? No!

00:34:59.514 --> 00:35:00.932
Damn!

00:35:01.766 --> 00:35:03.852
Hey, hey. Whoa, hey. Y'all look away.

00:35:03.935 --> 00:35:06.521
Baby, God damn. Hey, y'all back up, man.

00:35:07.772 --> 00:35:08.605
♪ ♪

00:35:32.380 --> 00:35:34.299
- Thank God you're still alive.
We gotta get you outta here.

00:35:34.382 --> 00:35:35.216
I stopped that bitch,

00:35:35.300 --> 00:35:37.450
but that won't keep
her away for long, so...

00:35:38.386 --> 00:35:39.471
Hey!

00:35:39.554 --> 00:35:41.556
Did you not hear what I just said?

00:35:43.183 --> 00:35:44.309
Hey!

00:35:44.809 --> 00:35:51.149
♪ ♪

00:35:52.067 --> 00:35:55.278
- We go in, fast, we split
up, and as soon as we find Liv

00:35:55.362 --> 00:35:57.489
and this janitor dude, we're out.

00:35:58.365 --> 00:36:00.158
- Hmm.
- What, Aaron?

00:36:00.241 --> 00:36:02.327
- We just don't need any
more Batman bullshit, all right?

00:36:02.410 --> 00:36:03.495
- Okay. Thank you. Yeah, I know.

00:36:03.578 --> 00:36:05.497
It's only going to make it
less safe for everyone else.

00:36:05.580 --> 00:36:07.330
- You mean kinda like Liv just did?

00:36:09.000 --> 00:36:10.752
- Excuse me?

00:36:10.835 --> 00:36:12.712
- Say what you gotta say. Speak up.

00:36:13.755 --> 00:36:15.924
- Now's the time, Dan.

00:36:16.007 --> 00:36:17.384
- You ain't gonna say it?

00:36:18.927 --> 00:36:20.428
- Do you guys have something in mind?

00:36:20.512 --> 00:36:21.346
- Hell yeah, we do.

00:36:21.429 --> 00:36:23.181
Everything you telling us not to do,

00:36:23.264 --> 00:36:25.934
that's exactly what your
dream girl got us up here doing.

00:36:26.017 --> 00:36:28.144
And now we probably all
getting fucked up because of it.

00:36:28.228 --> 00:36:30.355
- Bobby.
- What?

00:36:30.438 --> 00:36:31.981
Am I lying?

00:36:32.065 --> 00:36:33.692
No, I'm not. It's the truth.

00:36:35.860 --> 00:36:38.780
- Fine. I'll just go myself.
- Oh, whatever, Chris.

00:36:38.863 --> 00:36:41.324
When are you getting it
through your thick-ass skull, huh?

00:36:41.408 --> 00:36:42.951
Kissing that ass

00:36:43.034 --> 00:36:44.953
ain't gonna get you that ass, playboy.

00:36:45.036 --> 00:36:46.788
It'll more than likely get you killed,

00:36:46.871 --> 00:36:49.999
and ain't nobody, except for you, baby,

00:36:50.083 --> 00:36:52.377
worth none of this bullshit
you got us up here doing.

00:36:52.460 --> 00:36:54.796
So you know what? I'm out this bitch.

00:36:54.879 --> 00:36:56.631
Baby, let's go.

00:36:58.883 --> 00:37:01.010
- No, Chris! Chris!

00:37:01.094 --> 00:37:03.179
Oh, shit!

00:37:03.263 --> 00:37:04.389
- Bobby!

00:37:10.478 --> 00:37:12.814
- God damn!
- Everybody okay?

00:37:12.897 --> 00:37:14.899
- Yeah.
- Nice of you guys to join us.

00:37:17.444 --> 00:37:18.653
- Wait, what are you guys doing here?

00:37:18.737 --> 00:37:20.337
- Oh, my God. Liv, you're alive.

00:37:22.741 --> 00:37:24.492
- I thought we all agreed you
were supposed to stay outside

00:37:24.576 --> 00:37:26.411
and help us find a way out.

00:37:26.494 --> 00:37:27.579
- Yeah, uh...

00:37:27.662 --> 00:37:29.581
- Now how the hell are we
supposed to get out of here?

00:37:29.664 --> 00:37:31.666
- I tried to keep 'em on the
roof, but they wouldn't listen.

00:37:31.750 --> 00:37:33.001
- It's your fault we were on the roof.

00:37:33.084 --> 00:37:34.377
- It's my fault?
- It was your fault.

00:37:34.461 --> 00:37:36.379
- Guys, guys, it's happening.
It's happening now.

00:37:36.463 --> 00:37:38.863
Oh, that's the nasty
bitch that tried to kill me.

00:37:39.507 --> 00:37:40.508
- Liv.

00:37:41.259 --> 00:37:42.385
- ♪ We're all friends ♪

00:37:42.469 --> 00:37:44.846
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
- What are you doing?

00:37:44.929 --> 00:37:46.598
- Hey, what the hell, man?
- What are you... dude!

00:37:46.681 --> 00:37:47.599
- Put her down, okay?

00:37:47.682 --> 00:37:49.684
- I'm trying to help you, you dumb-ass!

00:37:51.102 --> 00:37:52.437
Seriously?

00:37:52.520 --> 00:37:53.688
I'm trying to help him understand

00:37:53.772 --> 00:37:56.399
that he's gonna die in here,
but he won't listen to me.

00:37:56.483 --> 00:37:58.276
- ♪ Sing, sing, sing ♪

00:37:58.359 --> 00:37:59.611
- Wait a second.

00:38:00.320 --> 00:38:01.863
Wasn't there eight of them?

00:38:04.324 --> 00:38:06.034
- ♪ We're all friends ♪

00:38:06.117 --> 00:38:08.036
♪ We like to run ♪
- Oh, that's badass.

00:38:08.119 --> 00:38:12.248
- ♪ Run, run, run to
the beat of the drum ♪

00:38:12.332 --> 00:38:13.458
- Oh, this is good.

00:38:13.541 --> 00:38:16.044
We're connecting. We're
sharing our feelings.

00:38:16.127 --> 00:38:17.629
- ♪ We're all friends ♪

00:38:17.712 --> 00:38:19.422
♪ We like to dance ♪

00:38:19.506 --> 00:38:21.049
♪ Dance, dance, dance ♪

00:38:21.132 --> 00:38:23.301
♪ Like there's ants in our pants ♪

00:38:23.384 --> 00:38:26.304
♪ ♪

00:38:26.387 --> 00:38:27.639
- Whoa.

00:38:27.722 --> 00:38:29.307
- Have you been to my
Super Happy Fun Room yet?

00:38:29.390 --> 00:38:30.892
- This is cool.

00:38:30.975 --> 00:38:33.061
- Well, what are you waiting for?

00:38:33.144 --> 00:38:36.648
- ♪ The Super Happy Fun
Room is super happy fun ♪

00:38:36.731 --> 00:38:38.733
- Yo. Look.
- ♪ Join us in the Fun Room ♪

00:38:38.817 --> 00:38:40.902
♪ Where you'll be number one ♪

00:38:40.985 --> 00:38:42.654
♪ Popcorn, cake, and hot dogs ♪
- Let's go.

00:38:42.737 --> 00:38:44.447
- ♪ Soda and candy too ♪

00:38:44.531 --> 00:38:46.491
♪ The Super Happy Fun Room ♪

00:38:46.574 --> 00:38:48.493
I know the bullshit story they told you.

00:38:48.576 --> 00:38:50.286
That if you clean up the place tonight,

00:38:50.370 --> 00:38:53.915
they'll pay to have your
tires fixed by morning, right?

00:38:53.998 --> 00:38:55.500
It's a lie.

00:38:55.583 --> 00:38:56.501
They've said the same story

00:38:56.584 --> 00:38:59.295
to countless other
over the last 20 years.

00:38:59.379 --> 00:39:00.505
They baited you.

00:39:00.588 --> 00:39:02.507
You're here to be a human sacrifice.

00:39:02.590 --> 00:39:05.093
You're here to be eaten and killed.

00:39:05.176 --> 00:39:07.679
Do you understand that?

00:39:07.762 --> 00:39:10.932
This town has a dark history.

00:39:11.015 --> 00:39:14.102
And it all starts with
this horrible place.

00:39:15.186 --> 00:39:16.312
<i>You know, Willy's may seem</i>

00:39:16.396 --> 00:39:18.940
<i>like a happy-go-lucky child's play place,</i>

00:39:19.023 --> 00:39:22.360
<i>but it's much, much more than that.</i>

00:39:22.443 --> 00:39:24.612
<i>Willy's was built in 1996,</i>

00:39:24.696 --> 00:39:27.532
<i>the brainchild of Jerry Robert Willis.</i>

00:39:27.615 --> 00:39:30.326
<i>If that name sounds
familiar to you, it should.</i>

00:39:30.410 --> 00:39:32.704
<i>Jerry was one of the last century's</i>

00:39:32.787 --> 00:39:35.540
<i>most sick and sadistic serial killers.</i>

00:39:35.623 --> 00:39:39.168
<i>Jerry spent most of the
time cultivating similar sickos.</i>

00:39:39.252 --> 00:39:43.047
<i>I mean, these were the most
depraved people you could ever imagine.</i>

00:39:43.798 --> 00:39:46.634
<i>Often, Jerry and his crew would</i>

00:39:46.718 --> 00:39:49.387
<i>whisk away unsuspecting families</i>

00:39:49.470 --> 00:39:51.598
<i>to the Super Happy Fun Room.</i>

00:39:53.224 --> 00:39:54.559
<i>Once inside,</i>

00:39:54.642 --> 00:39:57.520
<i>the families would be
treated to a birthday cake</i>

00:39:57.604 --> 00:39:59.898
<i>and a private show by Willy Weasel.</i>

00:40:00.815 --> 00:40:02.984
<i>The shows would always end the same way.</i>

00:40:06.070 --> 00:40:07.989
♪ ♪

00:40:08.072 --> 00:40:11.159
<i>After numerous missing persons reports</i>

00:40:11.242 --> 00:40:15.163
and suspicious smells coming
from the inside of Willy's,

00:40:15.246 --> 00:40:17.415
the law felt it was time to investigate.

00:40:21.085 --> 00:40:24.422
♪ ♪

00:40:24.505 --> 00:40:26.925
<i>Jerry and his gang refused</i>

00:40:27.008 --> 00:40:28.593
<i>to be taken alive.</i>

00:40:29.677 --> 00:40:31.179
<i>After the police finally entered</i>

00:40:31.262 --> 00:40:33.097
<i>the Super Happy Fun Room,</i>

00:40:34.098 --> 00:40:37.560
<i>they discovered that Jerry and his crew</i>

00:40:37.644 --> 00:40:40.772
<i>had performed a satanic suicide ritual.</i>

00:40:40.855 --> 00:40:43.191
<i>Instead of surrendering,</i>

00:40:43.274 --> 00:40:45.818
<i>the killers decided
to take their own lives.</i>

00:40:47.195 --> 00:40:51.699
<i>Those familiar with
satanic rituals speculate that</i>

00:40:51.783 --> 00:40:56.412
<i>the suicide ritual was some
sort of a Katra transfer of energy</i>

00:40:56.496 --> 00:40:59.624
<i>where the memory and
consciousness of the living</i>

00:40:59.707 --> 00:41:02.710
<i>relocate into non-living entities.</i>

00:41:03.711 --> 00:41:06.881
In this case, the animatronic robots.

00:41:08.675 --> 00:41:11.636
<i>Ten years later, Willy's reopens</i>

00:41:11.719 --> 00:41:14.263
<i>with a new owner, Tex Macadoo.</i>

00:41:14.347 --> 00:41:18.434
<i>He tries to keep the current
public unaware of its horrific past.</i>

00:41:18.518 --> 00:41:20.812
<i>Things are wrong from the start.</i>

00:41:20.895 --> 00:41:24.607
<i>There's reports that the
creatures would move on their own.</i>

00:41:24.691 --> 00:41:28.444
<i>Some would say things they
weren't programmed to say.</i>

00:41:28.528 --> 00:41:30.530
Wanna fuck, fatty?

00:41:32.323 --> 00:41:34.742
<i>- And others would kill</i>

00:41:34.826 --> 00:41:37.620
<i>and feast on customers.</i>

00:41:37.704 --> 00:41:39.914
<i>After several ghastly incidents,</i>

00:41:39.998 --> 00:41:42.333
<i>Willy's closes its doors again.</i>

00:41:43.167 --> 00:41:46.004
But Tex still doesn't
bulldoze it to the ground.

00:41:47.338 --> 00:41:49.841
Why, you may ask?

00:41:49.924 --> 00:41:52.093
- Because Willy got to him.

00:41:52.176 --> 00:41:54.637
Convinced him to make
a deal with the devil.

00:41:54.721 --> 00:41:58.391
- Along with all those other
backwoods inbreds in this sorry town.

00:42:00.184 --> 00:42:02.520
- Speaking of backwoods inbreds,

00:42:02.603 --> 00:42:04.105
where'd Bob and Kathy go?

00:42:08.568 --> 00:42:09.694
♪ ♪

00:42:09.777 --> 00:42:11.654
- Whoa.

00:42:11.738 --> 00:42:18.202
♪ ♪

00:42:19.370 --> 00:42:21.372
This is where it actually happened.

00:42:22.457 --> 00:42:25.293
This is where those kid
killers of fed themselves.

00:42:25.376 --> 00:42:26.586
- Oh.

00:42:28.046 --> 00:42:29.714
Cool.

00:42:29.797 --> 00:42:31.549
The fuck?

00:42:31.632 --> 00:42:32.465
♪ ♪

00:42:42.769 --> 00:42:47.523
♪ ♪

00:42:47.607 --> 00:42:51.319
- Okay, yeah, this is...

00:42:51.402 --> 00:42:53.488
this is weird as fuck.

00:42:53.571 --> 00:42:55.921
Yo, who the hell bringing
their kids up in here?

00:42:57.075 --> 00:42:59.160
Shit, not my kids.

00:42:59.243 --> 00:43:00.745
Not our kids.

00:43:03.247 --> 00:43:06.250
- Is it weird that I'm getting
really turned on right now?

00:43:08.252 --> 00:43:10.171
- Oh, you a <i>freak</i> freak.

00:43:10.254 --> 00:43:13.758
- It's never seemed to bother you before.

00:43:13.841 --> 00:43:15.343
- Who says it bothers me now?

00:43:15.426 --> 00:43:16.259
♪ ♪

00:43:25.436 --> 00:43:26.521
Hmm.

00:43:28.689 --> 00:43:30.358
Happy birthday, baby.

00:43:30.441 --> 00:43:32.110
- It's not my birthday.

00:43:34.278 --> 00:43:36.614
- I still wanna see you
in your birthday suit.

00:43:41.452 --> 00:43:43.371
- Have you been listening
to a word I've been saying?

00:43:43.454 --> 00:43:46.541
- Look at all these naughty
birthday boys and birthday girls.

00:43:46.624 --> 00:43:47.375
- Oh, shit.

00:43:47.458 --> 00:43:49.794
- I think it's time for
them to go nightie night.

00:43:49.877 --> 00:43:53.422
- ♪ It's your birthday and
we want you to have fun ♪

00:43:53.506 --> 00:43:59.387
♪ It's your birthday,
so let's kill everyone ♪

00:44:05.685 --> 00:44:07.770
♪ ♪

00:44:07.854 --> 00:44:10.439
- ♪ Six little chickens
at the end of the line ♪

00:44:10.523 --> 00:44:13.234
♪ Six little chickens
at the end of the line ♪

00:44:13.317 --> 00:44:15.820
♪ One happy weasel
says, "It's dinner time" ♪

00:44:15.903 --> 00:44:18.406
♪ Six little chickens
oughta be just fine ♪

00:44:18.489 --> 00:44:21.242
♪ Six little chickens
in the weasel's den ♪

00:44:21.325 --> 00:44:23.911
♪ Four little roosters
and a couple of hens ♪

00:44:23.995 --> 00:44:26.455
♪ Nowhere to run, nowhere to hide ♪

00:44:26.539 --> 00:44:29.000
♪ Six little chickens
at the end of the line ♪

00:44:29.083 --> 00:44:31.794
♪ Six little chickens ♪
Watch out, now!

00:44:31.878 --> 00:44:34.463
♪ Six little chickens ♪
Here comes the weasel!

00:44:34.547 --> 00:44:36.924
♪ Six little chickens
running outta time ♪

00:44:37.008 --> 00:44:38.009
Whoops!

00:44:38.718 --> 00:44:42.346
♪ Five little chickens
at the end of the line ♪

00:44:48.936 --> 00:44:51.439
- Shit!
- What the... holy fuck!

00:44:54.358 --> 00:45:00.948
♪ ♪

00:45:03.201 --> 00:45:04.911
- Go. Leave. Leave!

00:45:06.370 --> 00:45:07.914
Chris, go.

00:45:11.792 --> 00:45:16.339
♪ ♪

00:45:16.422 --> 00:45:17.882
- I'm sorry.

00:45:30.937 --> 00:45:35.066
♪ ♪

00:45:39.987 --> 00:45:40.820
♪ ♪

00:45:58.589 --> 00:46:00.007
- Why you stopping?

00:46:00.091 --> 00:46:01.801
- Has that thing always been here?

00:46:03.010 --> 00:46:04.887
- Girl, that thing been in every
single room we've been in.

00:46:04.971 --> 00:46:07.021
It's on the wall right
now. Come on, babe.

00:46:10.017 --> 00:46:10.850
♪ ♪

00:46:19.026 --> 00:46:20.861
It's staring at us.

00:46:23.030 --> 00:46:24.198
- Well, then let's give it a show.

00:46:24.282 --> 00:46:25.741
What you talking about? Come on.

00:46:25.825 --> 00:46:26.784
Get nasty with it.

00:46:38.004 --> 00:46:44.635
♪ ♪

00:46:53.644 --> 00:46:58.399
♪ ♪

00:46:59.483 --> 00:47:00.316
♪ ♪

00:47:10.661 --> 00:47:14.999
♪ ♪

00:47:18.085 --> 00:47:18.918
♪ ♪

00:47:51.702 --> 00:47:55.206
- Hayesville Sheriff's Office.
- Sheriff?

00:47:55.289 --> 00:47:57.458
<i>- This is Sheriff Lund.</i>

00:47:57.541 --> 00:47:59.460
- It's Chris Muley.

00:47:59.543 --> 00:48:01.128
<i>- What can I do you for, Chris?</i>

00:48:02.630 --> 00:48:04.298
- Christ, I did something stupid.

00:48:05.716 --> 00:48:08.302
We're at Willy's.

00:48:12.556 --> 00:48:14.475
- Prank call.

00:48:21.107 --> 00:48:23.651
- You want me to get that?

00:48:23.734 --> 00:48:25.861
- People made their
beds, they gotta lie in 'em.

00:48:25.945 --> 00:48:30.032
- Pretty sure the saying is,
"Protect and Serve," Sheriff.

00:48:30.116 --> 00:48:32.076
- Shut your mouth, smart guy.

00:48:32.159 --> 00:48:34.161
You're not funny.

00:48:35.329 --> 00:48:37.331
<i>- Liv brought us here.</i>

00:48:37.415 --> 00:48:38.499
- Son of a bitch.

00:48:38.582 --> 00:48:40.418
Get your asses out of there, son.

00:48:42.169 --> 00:48:43.254
Put your balls on, Evan.

00:48:43.337 --> 00:48:45.089
We're going to Willy's.

00:48:48.134 --> 00:48:48.967
♪ ♪

00:49:19.165 --> 00:49:19.998
♪ ♪

00:49:36.182 --> 00:49:37.015
♪ ♪

00:50:10.049 --> 00:50:10.882
♪ ♪

00:50:38.869 --> 00:50:41.997
Bobby, that thing just moved!

00:50:42.081 --> 00:50:43.541
- Where the fuck did it go?

00:50:46.877 --> 00:50:48.003
- No! No!

00:50:59.139 --> 00:50:59.972
♪ ♪

00:51:13.404 --> 00:51:15.030
- I really need you to
help me find my friends.

00:51:15.114 --> 00:51:16.991
Please.

00:51:19.285 --> 00:51:22.788
- Oh, my God. Kathy!

00:51:24.331 --> 00:51:25.164
♪ ♪

00:51:39.763 --> 00:51:41.056
Oh, my God.

00:51:41.140 --> 00:51:41.973
♪ ♪

00:51:53.360 --> 00:51:54.193
♪ ♪

00:52:23.807 --> 00:52:24.640
♪ ♪

00:52:40.199 --> 00:52:42.493
- I'm so sorry.

00:52:47.206 --> 00:52:50.918
♪ ♪

00:52:51.001 --> 00:52:52.711
- Hello, little boy.

00:52:54.004 --> 00:52:56.340
You don't have to be afraid of me.

00:52:56.423 --> 00:52:58.175
I'm not the same as the others.

00:53:03.013 --> 00:53:04.765
They're so mean to me.

00:53:04.848 --> 00:53:08.936
They call me ugly and they
make fun of my colorful skin.

00:53:09.019 --> 00:53:11.313
I'm trapped in this body.

00:53:11.397 --> 00:53:14.525
I just want to be free.

00:53:14.608 --> 00:53:17.528
I guess I don't expect you to believe me.

00:53:17.611 --> 00:53:19.321
I hoped that you were different.

00:53:22.533 --> 00:53:27.955
♪ ♪

00:53:28.038 --> 00:53:29.540
- I'm Chris.

00:53:29.623 --> 00:53:32.543
- Trust me, Chris. You know you can.

00:53:32.626 --> 00:53:34.753
You can feel my goodness.

00:53:37.297 --> 00:53:39.591
- If what you're saying is true,

00:53:41.468 --> 00:53:44.430
and you're not like the others...

00:53:46.890 --> 00:53:49.977
I could help you get to the next life?

00:53:50.060 --> 00:53:51.353
- It's true.

00:53:51.437 --> 00:53:53.355
Evil has kept me here.

00:53:53.439 --> 00:53:55.190
You must have questions.

00:53:55.274 --> 00:53:58.485
I can tell you so much
about the other side.

00:53:58.569 --> 00:54:01.238
I can answer all your questions.

00:54:01.321 --> 00:54:03.198
If you can help me.

00:54:05.492 --> 00:54:06.994
- You ever use your sidearm?

00:54:07.077 --> 00:54:08.996
- Oh. In training.

00:54:09.079 --> 00:54:10.998
But these are just punk kids, right?

00:54:11.081 --> 00:54:12.916
What, vandalizing and loitering?

00:54:13.000 --> 00:54:14.668
I doubt we'll need to drop 'em.

00:54:14.752 --> 00:54:16.420
- It's not the kids.

00:54:17.504 --> 00:54:19.256
It's Willy.

00:54:19.339 --> 00:54:21.842
- The dancing rat?

00:54:23.761 --> 00:54:25.262
Okay.

00:54:25.345 --> 00:54:26.388
I get it. I get it.

00:54:26.472 --> 00:54:30.017
The boys told you to
pull a fast one on me.

00:54:30.100 --> 00:54:32.227
Bravo. Nice try.

00:54:32.311 --> 00:54:34.104
- It ain't no prank.

00:54:35.981 --> 00:54:38.531
This is real as it gets. I
guaran-damn-tee you that.

00:54:40.110 --> 00:54:42.863
<i>See, in town, we knew what
was happening at Willy's.</i>

00:54:42.946 --> 00:54:46.450
<i>We knew there was something
supernatural going on.</i>

00:54:46.533 --> 00:54:47.618
<i>We bellowed to the high heavens</i>

00:54:47.701 --> 00:54:49.411
<i>that the machines were evil.</i>

00:54:49.495 --> 00:54:51.246
<i>No one believed us.</i>

00:54:51.330 --> 00:54:53.457
<i>They thought we were yokels.</i>

00:54:53.540 --> 00:54:56.251
<i>Tex eventually hired a demolition crew</i>

00:54:56.335 --> 00:54:57.628
<i>to destroy Willy's,</i>

00:54:57.711 --> 00:55:00.464
<i>except the day before
bulldozers were set to roll,</i>

00:55:00.547 --> 00:55:03.425
<i>Eric Miller, the contractor,
was found in bed</i>

00:55:03.509 --> 00:55:06.428
<i>as chewed up as a McDonald's hamburger.</i>

00:55:06.512 --> 00:55:08.889
His whole family too.

00:55:08.972 --> 00:55:10.891
After that, there wasn't a man alive

00:55:10.974 --> 00:55:12.434
that would take the job.

00:55:12.518 --> 00:55:15.103
The town decided that maybe it was better

00:55:15.187 --> 00:55:17.064
to let sleeping dogs lie.

00:55:17.147 --> 00:55:19.483
We told everybody just
to stay away from there.

00:55:19.566 --> 00:55:21.819
We figured we'd just let it rot.

00:55:22.986 --> 00:55:26.281
<i>But rabid dogs don't
sleep when they're hungry.</i>

00:55:26.365 --> 00:55:27.658
<i>The machines got out.</i>

00:55:27.741 --> 00:55:30.118
<i>We found bodies at the ice cream shop,</i>

00:55:30.202 --> 00:55:33.455
<i>the hardware store, and even the school.</i>

00:55:33.539 --> 00:55:36.667
We had a real Hobson's
choice on our hands.

00:55:36.750 --> 00:55:38.085
You know what that is?

00:55:38.168 --> 00:55:39.294
- No.

00:55:39.378 --> 00:55:40.754
- No choice at all.

00:55:41.588 --> 00:55:44.299
We could either go to
war with the machines,

00:55:44.383 --> 00:55:46.093
come off like crazy people,

00:55:46.176 --> 00:55:49.930
probably lose a lot of
good folk along the way, or...

00:55:50.013 --> 00:55:51.098
- Or what?

00:55:52.182 --> 00:55:53.684
- We cut a deal.

00:55:55.185 --> 00:55:57.187
Leave our people be.

00:55:58.397 --> 00:55:59.690
Leave our children be.

00:55:59.773 --> 00:56:02.192
Leave our town be, and...

00:56:04.695 --> 00:56:07.322
and we will feed you.

00:56:07.406 --> 00:56:08.239
♪ ♪

00:56:15.455 --> 00:56:17.791
<i>- Well, the good news is, I can fix it.</i>

00:56:17.875 --> 00:56:19.042
<i>The bad news is,</i>

00:56:19.126 --> 00:56:21.128
it's gonna have to
sit till I get the part.

00:56:21.211 --> 00:56:25.132
Now, Hayesville's one hotel's booked.

00:56:25.215 --> 00:56:27.968
But I do have a place
you can stay tonight.

00:56:28.051 --> 00:56:31.972
Now, it ain't the Ritz, but it's a roof

00:56:32.055 --> 00:56:33.348
and it's free

00:56:33.432 --> 00:56:35.976
if you're willing to do
a little light cleaning.

00:56:36.059 --> 00:56:39.730
- Best place for a birthday
party you've ever seen.

00:56:39.813 --> 00:56:43.191
Heck, it once was,
but we're gonna fix it.

00:56:43.275 --> 00:56:45.152
Bring her back to life.

00:56:45.235 --> 00:56:46.528
Congratulations.

00:56:46.612 --> 00:56:49.740
You are officially on staff.

00:56:51.074 --> 00:56:53.368
- We lived up to our end of the bargain

00:56:53.452 --> 00:56:55.412
and they kept theirs.

00:56:55.495 --> 00:56:58.373
<i>We tried to find people
who wouldn't be missed.</i>

00:56:58.457 --> 00:57:02.419
♪ ♪

00:57:02.502 --> 00:57:05.255
<i>People with low moral character.</i>

00:57:07.591 --> 00:57:12.596
<i>And some people who were just at
the wrong place at the wrong time.</i>

00:57:12.679 --> 00:57:16.391
♪ ♪

00:57:18.852 --> 00:57:21.688
Things didn't always
go exactly as planned.

00:57:22.814 --> 00:57:27.444
<i>I usually pride myself on being
able to expect the unexpected.</i>

00:57:31.698 --> 00:57:35.619
<i>But sometimes, life throws you a zinger.</i>

00:57:38.705 --> 00:57:41.041
♪ ♪

00:57:41.124 --> 00:57:44.211
<i>Well, this was the zinger of all zingers.</i>

00:57:45.295 --> 00:57:46.922
Good night, darling.

00:57:47.005 --> 00:57:48.799
Sweet dreams.

00:57:50.884 --> 00:57:52.636
I never saw it coming.

00:57:54.012 --> 00:57:55.555
- So that's why we're going?

00:57:56.723 --> 00:57:58.016
- Liv.

00:57:59.518 --> 00:58:01.687
Much as she pisses me off,

00:58:03.730 --> 00:58:05.899
I couldn't live with losing that girl.

00:58:05.983 --> 00:58:08.652
- I can show you
what's on the other side.

00:58:08.735 --> 00:58:11.071
If you could help me get there.

00:58:11.154 --> 00:58:14.241
- Oh, Chris.
- Liv, Liv, it's gonna be okay.

00:58:14.324 --> 00:58:16.743
Kay, we're gonna make a deal and...

00:58:21.540 --> 00:58:23.500
♪ ♪

00:58:23.583 --> 00:58:25.252
- Wanna play, bitch?

00:58:25.335 --> 00:58:29.756
♪ ♪

00:58:50.736 --> 00:58:55.532
♪ ♪

00:58:59.786 --> 00:59:02.122
Playtime's over now, girlfriend.

00:59:02.205 --> 00:59:03.038
♪ ♪

00:59:24.811 --> 00:59:28.148
♪ ♪

00:59:31.902 --> 00:59:32.735
♪ ♪

00:59:48.794 --> 00:59:49.627
♪ ♪

01:00:34.965 --> 01:00:36.216
- Drop the lizard.

01:00:36.299 --> 01:00:42.139
♪ ♪

01:00:48.311 --> 01:00:50.230
Get that stuff <i>off</i> of her.

01:00:50.313 --> 01:00:52.482
Willy, I'm so sorry about this prick.

01:00:55.152 --> 01:00:57.237
- Eloise, please, stop. He's a good guy.

01:00:57.320 --> 01:00:59.823
- Shut your yap and get outside.

01:00:59.906 --> 01:01:00.907
- They killed some of 'em.

01:01:00.991 --> 01:01:04.327
- Oh. Stupid idiots.

01:01:04.411 --> 01:01:06.163
It'll just incite him more.

01:01:07.497 --> 01:01:10.292
Willy, this guy does not act for us.

01:01:10.375 --> 01:01:13.003
His actions should in no way
reflect on the town of Hayesville.

01:01:13.086 --> 01:01:15.839
You know that, right, Willy?

01:01:15.922 --> 01:01:17.090
Well, cuff him.

01:01:17.174 --> 01:01:18.800
For God's sakes, cuff him.

01:01:18.884 --> 01:01:20.468
- No way. I'm not leaving him here.

01:01:20.552 --> 01:01:22.637
- I'll give you two reasons why you are:

01:01:22.721 --> 01:01:24.848
your wife and your kid.

01:01:24.931 --> 01:01:26.016
If we don't do what needs to be done,

01:01:26.099 --> 01:01:28.185
nobody in this county is safe.

01:01:32.022 --> 01:01:33.773
Why couldn't you just die?

01:01:35.775 --> 01:01:37.027
Where are the others?

01:01:38.195 --> 01:01:40.113
- They're dead.

01:01:40.197 --> 01:01:41.531
- Stupid kids.

01:01:44.534 --> 01:01:45.952
Do you see?

01:01:46.786 --> 01:01:49.206
Okay, time to go.

01:01:49.289 --> 01:01:50.707
Go.
- No. Uh-uh.

01:01:50.790 --> 01:01:52.292
I'm not leaving without him.

01:01:52.375 --> 01:01:55.295
- I'm not giving you a choice. Go.

01:01:55.378 --> 01:01:58.131
- I'm not leaving without him.
- Get out of here.

01:01:58.215 --> 01:01:59.049
-You don't understand.

01:01:59.132 --> 01:02:00.675
You've locked the wrong guy up in here.

01:02:00.759 --> 01:02:02.469
He's not trapped in here with them.

01:02:02.552 --> 01:02:05.055
They're trapped in here with him.

01:02:05.138 --> 01:02:07.140
- Not for much longer.

01:02:09.768 --> 01:02:10.936
I'm sorry son.

01:02:20.946 --> 01:02:22.796
- Is that what you did to my parents?

01:02:23.657 --> 01:02:25.075
You're a monster.

01:02:30.163 --> 01:02:31.081
- What do we do now?

01:02:31.164 --> 01:02:33.500
- Well, I'm gonna wait here
until this problem solves itself.

01:02:33.583 --> 01:02:36.033
You drop her off in a cell,
come back, and get me.

01:02:36.294 --> 01:02:37.963
Should be done by then.

01:02:53.853 --> 01:02:55.355
- Hey, cowboy.

01:02:55.438 --> 01:02:57.816
Ready for a little ménage à trots?

01:03:17.627 --> 01:03:18.460
♪ ♪

01:03:26.469 --> 01:03:28.930
- ♪ <i>Head, shoulders, knees, and toes</i> ♪

01:03:29.014 --> 01:03:30.557
♪ <i>Knees and toes</i> ♪

01:03:30.640 --> 01:03:32.767
♪ <i>Head, shoulders, knees, and toes</i> ♪

01:03:32.851 --> 01:03:34.144
♪ <i>Knees and toes</i> ♪

01:03:34.227 --> 01:03:38.398
<i>♪ And eyes and ears and mouth and nose ♪</i>

01:03:38.481 --> 01:03:40.942
♪ <i>Head, shoulders, knees, and toes</i> ♪

01:03:41.026 --> 01:03:42.402
♪ <i>Knees and toes</i> ♪

01:03:42.485 --> 01:03:46.406
♪ ♪

01:03:46.489 --> 01:03:48.950
♪ <i>Feet, tummies, arms, and chins</i> ♪

01:03:49.034 --> 01:03:50.160
♪ <i>Arms and chins</i> ♪

01:03:50.243 --> 01:03:54.080
- You can't arrest me - Can and will.

01:03:54.164 --> 01:03:56.166
Breaking and entering,
destruction of property,

01:03:56.249 --> 01:03:58.418
and I'm pretty sure that
was a dead body on the floor.

01:03:58.501 --> 01:04:00.837
- What's worse, the dead body you saw,

01:04:00.920 --> 01:04:02.630
or the guy that you left to die?

01:04:02.714 --> 01:04:03.798
Are you ready to be a murderer?

01:04:03.882 --> 01:04:04.966
Because that's exactly
what you're gonna be.

01:04:05.050 --> 01:04:06.801
You're gonna be a cold-blooded...

01:04:10.347 --> 01:04:12.682
- Shut up! I ain't no murderer.

01:04:14.184 --> 01:04:16.436
- Then what are you?

01:04:16.519 --> 01:04:18.188
You're complicit.

01:04:18.271 --> 01:04:20.190
You're just another cult
member recruited by the sheriff

01:04:20.273 --> 01:04:21.775
to do all of her dirty work.

01:04:21.858 --> 01:04:24.861
- I ain't no cult member
and I ain't no murderer.

01:04:26.279 --> 01:04:27.614
And how 'bout you, huh?

01:04:27.697 --> 01:04:28.990
Living with the sheriff all these years,

01:04:29.074 --> 01:04:31.284
all this going on, what have you done?

01:04:33.286 --> 01:04:35.636
- You don't know what
it's like living with her.

01:04:37.290 --> 01:04:40.460
My entire life, it's
like I've been a ghost.

01:04:40.543 --> 01:04:44.464
And no matter what I do, it
doesn't change who she is.

01:04:44.547 --> 01:04:46.299
So I thought maybe I
could do something right

01:04:46.383 --> 01:04:48.843
and burn this fucking place down.

01:04:48.927 --> 01:04:50.011
So I am doing something.

01:04:50.095 --> 01:04:51.888
What about you? Hmm?

01:04:51.971 --> 01:04:54.307
You just gonna sit there
and watch all of this happen

01:04:54.391 --> 01:04:56.101
and not do anything about it?

01:05:03.942 --> 01:05:06.027
- I'm gonna set things right.

01:05:06.111 --> 01:05:08.488
That's what I'm goddamn
gonna do. You'll see.

01:05:13.743 --> 01:05:14.911
♪ ♪

01:05:14.994 --> 01:05:17.247
- ♪ <i>Feet, tummies, arms, and chins</i> ♪

01:05:17.330 --> 01:05:18.706
♪ <i>Arms and chins</i> ♪

01:05:18.790 --> 01:05:22.919
<i>♪ And eyes and ears and mouth and chins ♪</i>

01:05:23.002 --> 01:05:25.880
<i>♪ Feet, tummies, arms,
and chins, arms and ♪</i>

01:05:25.964 --> 01:05:27.882
- Oh, my God! Evan!

01:05:37.016 --> 01:05:40.103
♪ ♪

01:05:40.186 --> 01:05:43.189
Give me the keys. Give
me the fucking keys.

01:05:54.993 --> 01:05:56.119
- Shit.

01:05:56.202 --> 01:05:58.538
- ♪ <i>Hands, fingers, legs, and lips</i> ♪

01:05:58.621 --> 01:06:00.081
♪ <i>Legs and lips</i> ♪

01:06:00.165 --> 01:06:02.250
- ♪ <i>Hands, fingers, legs, and lips</i> ♪

01:06:02.333 --> 01:06:03.710
♪ <i>Legs and lips</i> ♪

01:06:03.793 --> 01:06:08.214
<i>♪ And eyes and ears and mouth and hips ♪</i>

01:06:08.298 --> 01:06:10.383
♪ <i>Hands, fingers, legs, and lips</i> ♪

01:06:10.467 --> 01:06:12.218
♪ <i>Legs and lips</i> ♪

01:06:12.302 --> 01:06:16.055
♪ ♪

01:06:16.139 --> 01:06:18.558
♪ <i>Head, shoulders, knees, and toes</i> ♪

01:06:18.641 --> 01:06:19.976
♪ <i>Knees and toes</i> ♪

01:06:20.059 --> 01:06:22.395
♪ <i>Head, shoulders, knees, and toes</i> ♪

01:06:22.479 --> 01:06:23.980
♪ <i>Knees and toes</i> ♪

01:06:24.063 --> 01:06:27.984
<i>♪ And eyes and ears and mouth and nose ♪</i>

01:06:28.067 --> 01:06:30.403
♪ <i>Head, shoulders, knees, and toes</i> ♪

01:06:30.487 --> 01:06:32.238
♪ <i>Knees and toes</i> ♪

01:06:32.322 --> 01:06:35.825
- ♪ <i>Head, shoulders, knees, and toes</i> ♪

01:06:41.873 --> 01:06:46.669
♪ ♪

01:06:46.753 --> 01:06:48.838
- Sucks to be you, chica.

01:06:48.922 --> 01:06:50.798
- Sucks to be you, pendejo.

01:06:50.882 --> 01:06:52.425
No!

01:06:52.509 --> 01:06:54.677
Ay! Oi!

01:07:03.353 --> 01:07:05.021
<i>Por favor, no más.</i>

01:07:05.104 --> 01:07:06.272
<i>No más. No más.</i>

01:07:06.356 --> 01:07:07.815
<i>No más, por favor.</i>

01:07:07.899 --> 01:07:09.442
<i>Por favor, no más.</i>

01:07:09.526 --> 01:07:10.860
<i>No más.</i>

01:07:20.370 --> 01:07:22.080
- Damn stupid kids.

01:07:25.375 --> 01:07:30.630
♪ ♪

01:07:33.132 --> 01:07:33.965
♪ ♪

01:07:52.735 --> 01:07:53.568
♪ ♪

01:08:58.009 --> 01:08:58.842
♪ ♪

01:09:31.417 --> 01:09:32.250
♪ ♪

01:09:45.848 --> 01:09:46.681
♪ ♪

01:09:53.856 --> 01:09:56.818
- ♪ <i>When the daylight's gone</i> ♪

01:09:56.901 --> 01:10:00.446
♪ <i>And you find yourself alone</i> ♪

01:10:00.530 --> 01:10:03.616
♪ <i>Standing face to face</i> ♪

01:10:03.700 --> 01:10:06.619
♪ <i>Against the coming storm</i> ♪

01:10:06.703 --> 01:10:10.289
<i>♪ There's no promise I can make to you ♪</i>

01:10:10.373 --> 01:10:13.000
♪ <i>To take your fears away</i> ♪

01:10:13.084 --> 01:10:16.796
♪ <i>We just need to last the night alone</i> ♪

01:10:16.879 --> 01:10:19.382
♪ <i>And pray we'll see the day</i> ♪

01:10:19.465 --> 01:10:24.470
♪ <i>At Willy's Wonderland</i> ♪

01:10:24.554 --> 01:10:25.805
- ♪ <i>I'm taking you</i> ♪

01:10:25.888 --> 01:10:30.393
- ♪ <i>To Willy's Wonderland</i> ♪

01:10:30.476 --> 01:10:32.395
- ♪ <i>It's nothing new</i> ♪

01:10:32.478 --> 01:10:37.316
- ♪ <i>At Willy's Wonderland</i> ♪

01:10:37.400 --> 01:10:38.401
- ♪ <i>Can you make it through?</i> ♪

01:10:38.484 --> 01:10:43.030
- ♪ <i>At Willy's Wonderland</i> ♪

01:10:43.114 --> 01:10:46.492
♪ ♪

01:10:57.587 --> 01:11:00.047
- That G-D-S-O-B.

01:11:00.131 --> 01:11:00.964
♪ ♪

01:11:19.442 --> 01:11:21.861
Well, I'll be a son of a bitch.

01:11:23.446 --> 01:11:24.864
Hold it right there, boy.

01:11:26.532 --> 01:11:28.326
Inside, now!

01:11:33.164 --> 01:11:34.373
Move!

01:11:35.458 --> 01:11:36.876
We had a good thing,

01:11:36.959 --> 01:11:39.003
but you just went and fucked it all up.

01:11:42.799 --> 01:11:43.716
Look at me.

01:11:43.800 --> 01:11:45.802
Look at me when I'm talking to you.

01:11:47.970 --> 01:11:50.556
All you had to do was die.

01:11:50.640 --> 01:11:51.891
Was that so hard?

01:11:51.974 --> 01:11:54.310
No, you just had to go
ahead and stay alive,

01:11:54.393 --> 01:11:56.896
and now we got five dead kids

01:11:56.979 --> 01:11:58.231
because of you!

01:11:59.190 --> 01:12:01.734
You might have taken
apart a few electronics,

01:12:01.818 --> 01:12:05.905
but I got a feeling that
you can't stop a round.

01:12:05.988 --> 01:12:08.115
Willy!

01:12:08.199 --> 01:12:12.119
Willy needs to eat,
and I'm gonna feed him.

01:12:12.203 --> 01:12:15.498
Willy, come and get it!

01:12:18.584 --> 01:12:19.417
♪ ♪

01:12:37.228 --> 01:12:42.191
♪ ♪

01:12:42.275 --> 01:12:44.777
<i>- Hey, kids, do you know what time it is?</i>

01:12:44.861 --> 01:12:47.363
<i>It's birthday time.</i>

01:12:47.446 --> 01:12:50.783
- ♪ <i>It's your birthday</i> ♪

01:12:50.867 --> 01:12:55.371
♪ <i>And we want you to have fun</i> ♪

01:12:55.454 --> 01:12:58.791
♪ <i>It's your birthday</i> ♪

01:12:58.875 --> 01:13:02.628
♪ <i>So let's party, everyone</i> ♪

01:13:02.712 --> 01:13:05.798
♪ <i>It's your birthday</i> ♪

01:13:05.882 --> 01:13:08.801
♪ <i>And we want you to have fun</i> ♪

01:13:08.885 --> 01:13:11.804
♪ <i>It's your birthday</i> ♪

01:13:11.888 --> 01:13:16.392
♪ <i>So let's party, everyone</i> ♪

01:13:19.645 --> 01:13:21.981
<i>- Okay, now, kids, clap your hands</i>

01:13:22.064 --> 01:13:24.400
<i>like there's no tomorrow.</i>

01:13:24.483 --> 01:13:27.194
- ♪ <i>We welcome you to Willy's</i> ♪

01:13:27.278 --> 01:13:29.655
♪ <i>Where everyone's your friend</i> ♪

01:13:29.739 --> 01:13:31.198
<i>- That's right!</i>

01:13:31.282 --> 01:13:35.661
- ♪ <i>Here at Willy's Wonderland</i> ♪

01:13:35.745 --> 01:13:39.415
♪ <i>The good times never end</i> ♪

01:13:39.498 --> 01:13:42.001
♪ <i>Birthday fun for everyone</i> ♪

01:13:42.084 --> 01:13:44.587
♪ <i>How old are you today?</i> ♪

01:13:44.670 --> 01:13:47.214
♪ <i>Everyone at Willy's is home</i> ♪

01:13:47.298 --> 01:13:49.216
♪ <i>And you will stay</i> ♪
<i>- Forever.</i>

01:13:49.300 --> 01:13:52.428
- ♪ <i>It's birthday time,
it's birthday time</i> ♪

01:13:52.511 --> 01:13:55.598
♪ <i>It's birthday time, let's cheer</i> ♪

01:13:55.681 --> 01:13:58.684
♪ <i>At Willy's</i> ♪

01:13:58.768 --> 01:14:02.855
♪ <i>Wonderland</i> ♪

01:14:02.939 --> 01:14:06.692
<i>- Proudly serving families</i>

01:14:06.776 --> 01:14:12.114
<i>since 1984.</i>

01:14:16.702 --> 01:14:17.535
♪ ♪

01:14:52.822 --> 01:14:53.655
♪ ♪

01:15:25.396 --> 01:15:30.526
♪ ♪

01:15:32.778 --> 01:15:33.611
♪ ♪

01:15:45.624 --> 01:15:46.457
♪ ♪

01:17:01.951 --> 01:17:02.701
- Whoo!

01:17:02.785 --> 01:17:05.204
Now that is a whole
lot of fun right there.

01:17:05.287 --> 01:17:07.873
- Yes, sir.
- Tires are good to go.

01:17:07.957 --> 01:17:09.291
Even tuned her up for you.

01:17:11.127 --> 01:17:13.627
- Always nice to add
another toy to the collection.

01:17:17.883 --> 01:17:20.886
♪ ♪

01:17:20.970 --> 01:17:22.304
- Take a peek yet?

01:17:23.514 --> 01:17:25.057
- I was waiting for you.

01:17:25.141 --> 01:17:26.642
- I ain't going in there.

01:17:29.520 --> 01:17:31.063
- Pussy.

01:17:31.147 --> 01:17:33.899
- Who are you calling a pussy?

01:17:33.983 --> 01:17:34.816
♪ ♪

01:17:45.744 --> 01:17:47.454
- Son of a bitch.

01:17:47.538 --> 01:17:54.170
♪ ♪

01:17:57.756 --> 01:17:59.466
Oh, shit.

01:17:59.550 --> 01:18:01.552
I'll be God damned.

01:18:09.768 --> 01:18:10.601
♪ ♪

01:19:12.414 --> 01:19:17.753
- ♪ <i>If I leave here tomorrow</i> ♪

01:19:17.836 --> 01:19:20.547
♪ ♪

01:19:20.631 --> 01:19:24.551
♪ <i>Would you still remember me?</i> ♪

01:19:24.635 --> 01:19:28.555
♪ ♪

01:19:28.639 --> 01:19:33.769
♪ <i>For I must be traveling on now</i> ♪

01:19:33.852 --> 01:19:36.522
♪ ♪

01:19:36.605 --> 01:19:38.691
♪ <i>'Cause there's too many places</i> ♪

01:19:38.774 --> 01:19:40.943
♪ <i>I've got to see</i> ♪

01:19:41.026 --> 01:19:44.738
♪ ♪

01:19:44.822 --> 01:19:50.369
♪ <i>But if I stay here with you, girl</i> ♪

01:19:50.452 --> 01:19:53.038
♪ ♪

01:19:53.122 --> 01:19:57.376
♪ <i>Things just couldn't be the same</i> ♪

01:19:57.459 --> 01:20:01.213
♪ ♪

01:20:01.297 --> 01:20:06.385
♪ <i>'Cause I'm as free as a bird now</i> ♪

01:20:06.468 --> 01:20:09.388
♪ ♪

01:20:09.471 --> 01:20:14.601
♪ <i>And this bird you cannot change</i> ♪

01:20:14.685 --> 01:20:17.396
♪ <i>Oh, oh, oh, oh</i> ♪

01:20:17.479 --> 01:20:21.984
♪ <i>And the bird you cannot change</i> ♪

01:20:22.067 --> 01:20:25.070
♪ ♪

01:20:25.154 --> 01:20:26.904
♪ <i>And this bird you cannot change</i> ♪

01:20:34.997 --> 01:20:39.084
- I gotta tell you, my hat's off.

01:20:39.168 --> 01:20:42.087
That is one tough hombre.

01:20:53.349 --> 01:20:54.850
- Whoo!

01:20:54.933 --> 01:20:56.643
Well, it's over.
- Yeah.

01:20:56.727 --> 01:20:59.271
- Oh, my God, it's actually over!

01:20:59.355 --> 01:21:01.857
- Hell yeah, it is,
boy. Hell yeah, it is.

01:21:01.940 --> 01:21:03.442
Hey, come on. I'm gonna give you a ride

01:21:03.525 --> 01:21:05.277
We gonna celebrate. I'm buying.

01:21:05.361 --> 01:21:07.446
- Sounds good.
- It's our lucky day.

01:21:09.948 --> 01:21:11.742
Oh, man.

01:21:14.286 --> 01:21:17.373
Hey, with the machines gone,

01:21:18.540 --> 01:21:20.959
I just might actually reopen it.

01:21:22.753 --> 01:21:24.129
- You gonna need a gimmick.

01:21:24.213 --> 01:21:26.131
- And a name.

01:21:26.215 --> 01:21:28.675
Maybe Tex's Turf.

01:21:28.759 --> 01:21:30.302
- That could sing.

01:21:30.386 --> 01:21:32.054
Maybe get you a mechanical bull.

01:21:32.137 --> 01:21:33.472
- Yeah.
- Draw the customers in.

01:21:33.555 --> 01:21:36.141
- Yeah, yeah, I just... I just might.

01:21:37.601 --> 01:21:39.311
Oh, fuck me.

01:21:39.395 --> 01:21:41.146
- Thanks for visiting Willy's Wonderland.

01:21:41.230 --> 01:21:43.982
Hope you hand a fantabulous time.

01:21:44.066 --> 01:21:47.486
♪ ♪

01:21:53.575 --> 01:21:54.408
♪ ♪

01:22:38.287 --> 01:22:39.120
♪ ♪

01:22:54.636 --> 01:22:58.140
- And remember, friends,
the party never ends.

01:22:58.223 --> 01:23:02.227
- ♪ <i>At Willy's Wonderland</i> ♪

01:23:06.231 --> 01:23:09.985
<i>♪ Clap your hands and stomp your feet ♪</i>

01:23:10.068 --> 01:23:13.989
♪ <i>Snap your fingers to the beat</i> ♪

01:23:14.072 --> 01:23:17.618
♪ <i>Whistle loud, whistle low</i> ♪

01:23:17.701 --> 01:23:21.163
♪ <i>Sway your hips and here we go</i> ♪

01:23:21.246 --> 01:23:23.415
<i>- Hey, kids, do you know what time it is?</i>

01:23:23.499 --> 01:23:25.250
<i>It's birthday time!</i>

01:23:25.334 --> 01:23:29.004
<i>- ♪ It's your birthday and
we want you to have fun ♪</i>

01:23:29.087 --> 01:23:32.841
<i>♪ It's your birthday, so
let's party, everyone ♪</i>

01:23:32.925 --> 01:23:36.803
<i>♪ It's your birthday and
we want you to have fun ♪</i>

01:23:36.887 --> 01:23:41.016
<i>♪ It's your birthday, so
let's party, everyone ♪</i>

01:23:41.099 --> 01:23:42.434
♪ ♪

01:23:42.518 --> 01:23:44.603
<i>- Okay, now, kids, clap your hands</i>

01:23:44.686 --> 01:23:46.813
<i>like there's no tomorrow.</i>

01:23:46.897 --> 01:23:49.942
<i>- ♪ We welcome you to Willy's
where everyone's your friend ♪</i>

01:23:50.025 --> 01:23:50.817
<i>- That's right.</i>

01:23:50.901 --> 01:23:52.611
- ♪ <i>Here at Willy's Wonderland</i> ♪

01:23:52.694 --> 01:23:54.446
♪ <i>The good times never end</i> ♪

01:23:54.530 --> 01:23:56.448
♪ <i>Birthday fun for everyone</i> ♪

01:23:56.532 --> 01:23:58.450
♪ <i>How old are you today?</i> ♪

01:23:58.534 --> 01:24:00.827
♪ <i>Everyone at Willy's is home</i> ♪

01:24:00.911 --> 01:24:02.287
♪ <i>And you will stay</i> ♪
<i>- Forever.</i>

01:24:02.371 --> 01:24:04.206
<i>- ♪ It's birthday time,
it's birthday time ♪</i>

01:24:04.289 --> 01:24:06.041
♪ <i>It's birthday time, let's cheer</i> ♪

01:24:06.124 --> 01:24:08.835
♪ <i>At Willy's Wonderland</i> ♪

01:24:08.919 --> 01:24:12.047
<i>- Proudly serving families since 1984.</i>

01:24:15.133 --> 01:24:15.966
♪ ♪

01:24:33.944 --> 01:24:36.905
- ♪ <i>When the daylight's gone</i> ♪

01:24:36.989 --> 01:24:40.242
♪ <i>And you find yourself alone</i> ♪

01:24:40.325 --> 01:24:43.662
♪ <i>Standing face to face</i> ♪

01:24:43.745 --> 01:24:46.707
♪ <i>Against the coming storm</i> ♪

01:24:46.790 --> 01:24:50.168
♪ <i>There's no promise I can make to you</i> ♪

01:24:50.252 --> 01:24:53.088
♪ <i>To take your fears away</i> ♪

01:24:53.171 --> 01:24:56.508
♪ <i>We just need to last the night alone</i> ♪

01:24:56.592 --> 01:24:59.511
♪ <i>And pray we'll see the day</i> ♪

01:24:59.595 --> 01:25:04.266
♪ <i>At Willy's Wonderland</i> ♪

01:25:04.349 --> 01:25:06.018
- ♪ <i>I'm taking you</i> ♪

01:25:06.101 --> 01:25:10.689
- ♪ <i>To Willy's Wonderland</i> ♪

01:25:10.772 --> 01:25:12.524
- ♪ <i>It's nothing new</i> ♪

01:25:12.608 --> 01:25:17.195
- ♪ <i>At Willy's Wonderland</i> ♪

01:25:17.279 --> 01:25:18.530
- ♪ <i>Can you make it through?</i> ♪

01:25:18.614 --> 01:25:25.120
- ♪ <i>At Willy's Wonderland</i> ♪

01:25:25.203 --> 01:25:28.290
♪ <i>There's an empty stage</i> ♪

01:25:28.373 --> 01:25:31.293
♪ <i>And a body on the floor</i> ♪

01:25:31.376 --> 01:25:34.713
♪ <i>Willy's on the prowl</i> ♪

01:25:34.796 --> 01:25:38.133
♪ <i>We can't hide from them much more</i> ♪

01:25:38.216 --> 01:25:41.303
♪ <i>So take a breath and close your eyes</i> ♪

01:25:41.386 --> 01:25:44.222
♪ <i>The shadow's on the wall</i> ♪

01:25:44.306 --> 01:25:47.559
♪ <i>We just need to make it out alive</i> ♪

01:25:47.643 --> 01:25:50.562
♪ <i>Before they kill us all</i> ♪

01:25:50.646 --> 01:25:54.566
♪ <i>At Willy's Wonderland</i> ♪

01:25:54.650 --> 01:25:57.569
<i>- Okay, now, kids, I want
you to clap your hands.</i>

01:25:57.653 --> 01:26:01.323
- ♪ <i>Willy's Wonderland</i> ♪

01:26:01.406 --> 01:26:03.408
<i>- You can run, but you can't hide.</i>

01:26:03.492 --> 01:26:07.579
- ♪ <i>At Willy's Wonderland</i> ♪

01:26:07.663 --> 01:26:09.748
<i>- Have you been to my
Super Happy Fun Room yet?</i>

01:26:09.831 --> 01:26:14.252
- ♪ <i>At Willy's Wonderland</i> ♪

01:26:14.336 --> 01:26:16.421
<i>- Then what are you waiting for?</i>

01:26:21.343 --> 01:26:22.176
♪ ♪

01:26:39.069 --> 01:26:41.363
- ♪ <i>Driving fast down slow roads</i> ♪

01:26:41.446 --> 01:26:43.990
♪ <i>That's just the way I roll</i> ♪

01:26:44.074 --> 01:26:46.618
♪ <i>I'm a moving train, I'm falling rain</i> ♪

01:26:46.702 --> 01:26:49.454
♪ <i>Free from heavy loads</i> ♪

01:26:49.538 --> 01:26:51.790
♪ <i>Love the sound an engine makes</i> ♪

01:26:51.873 --> 01:26:54.292
♪ <i>The wind against my face</i> ♪

01:26:54.376 --> 01:26:57.295
<i>♪ I'm a lightning bolt,
a blue steel Colt ♪</i>

01:26:57.379 --> 01:27:00.006
♪ <i>I run but never race</i> ♪

01:27:00.090 --> 01:27:05.053
♪ ♪

01:27:05.137 --> 01:27:07.806
♪ <i>Call me crazy, call me insane</i> ♪

01:27:07.889 --> 01:27:10.308
<i>♪ Love me or leave
me, it's all the same ♪</i>

01:27:10.392 --> 01:27:15.647
♪ <i>I'll be gone before you get my name</i> ♪

01:27:15.731 --> 01:27:18.233
♪ <i>Call me crazy, call me insane</i> ♪

01:27:18.316 --> 01:27:20.819
♪ <i>Tears in my rearview fading away</i> ♪

01:27:20.902 --> 01:27:25.657
♪ <i>I'll be gone before you get my name</i> ♪

01:27:25.741 --> 01:27:28.493
♪ <i>Don't tie me to a post</i> ♪

01:27:28.577 --> 01:27:30.829
♪ <i>Put a saddle on my back</i> ♪

01:27:30.912 --> 01:27:33.665
♪ <i>The road's my home, I travel alone</i> ♪

01:27:33.749 --> 01:27:36.251
♪ <i>Light is how I pack</i> ♪

01:27:36.334 --> 01:27:38.670
♪ <i>I rarely say a word</i> ♪

01:27:38.754 --> 01:27:41.256
♪ <i>I try to tell the truth</i> ♪

01:27:41.339 --> 01:27:43.884
<i>♪ I'm ready to fight
to make wrong right ♪</i>

01:27:43.967 --> 01:27:47.053
♪ <i>I'm tied until I'm loose</i> ♪

01:27:47.137 --> 01:27:52.058
♪ ♪

01:27:52.142 --> 01:27:54.853
♪ <i>Call me crazy, call me insane</i> ♪

01:27:54.936 --> 01:27:57.272
<i>♪ Love me or leave
me, it's all the same ♪</i>

01:27:57.355 --> 01:28:02.444
♪ <i>I'll be gone before you get my name</i> ♪

01:28:02.527 --> 01:28:05.113
♪ <i>Call me crazy, call me insane</i> ♪

01:28:05.197 --> 01:28:07.699
♪ <i>Tears in my rearview fading away</i> ♪

01:28:07.783 --> 01:28:13.121
♪ <i>I'll be gone before you get my name</i> ♪

01:28:13.205 --> 01:29:18.376
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