WEBVTT 00:00:00.083 --> 00:00:40.208 ..:: Presented by ZarFilm website ::.. ‏.:: www.bolboljan.net ::. 00:01:00.000 --> 00:01:01.541 (PHONE CHIMES) 00:01:01.625 --> 00:01:05.541 (SINGING) They say the neon lights Are bright on Broadway 00:01:07.958 --> 00:01:13.750 They say there's always magic in the air 00:01:15.583 --> 00:01:19.333 But when you're walkin' down that street 00:01:19.416 --> 00:01:23.583 And you ain't had enough to eat 00:01:23.666 --> 00:01:30.541 The glitter rubs right off And you're nowhere 00:01:35.708 --> 00:01:38.000 (NATE SCATTING) 00:01:38.083 --> 00:01:40.500 (RECORD SCRATCHES) 00:01:40.583 --> 00:01:43.500 Bro. It's like 7:00 a.m. 00:01:43.791 --> 00:01:44.791 (ON BROADWAY RESUMES) 00:01:44.875 --> 00:01:49.916 They say that I won't last too long On Broadway 00:01:52.791 --> 00:01:59.333 I'll catch a Greyhound bus for home They all say 00:02:00.416 --> 00:02:03.875 But they're dead wrong, I know they are 00:02:04.583 --> 00:02:08.666 'Cause I can play this here guitar 00:02:09.875 --> 00:02:14.458 I won't quit till I'm a star on Broadway 00:02:17.625 --> 00:02:19.375 (PHONE RINGING) 00:02:19.458 --> 00:02:22.791 Hi. Hello. I couldn't sleep. Could you sleep? 'Cause I couldn't sleep. 00:02:22.875 --> 00:02:24.375 And good morning to you, Nate. 00:02:24.458 --> 00:02:25.583 Slept like a baby. 00:02:25.666 --> 00:02:27.541 Today is very low stakes for me. 00:02:30.041 --> 00:02:32.041 I'll just be happy if I get cast in the chorus. 00:02:32.125 --> 00:02:34.250 You should have auditioned for a big part. 00:02:34.333 --> 00:02:36.500 We should be, like, nervous about this together. 00:02:36.583 --> 00:02:39.458 Yeah, no thanks. I don't really do rejection. 00:02:39.916 --> 00:02:44.541 Anyway, I was just calling to say "good luck" or "break a leg." 00:02:44.625 --> 00:02:46.208 You deserve the lead this year. 00:02:46.291 --> 00:02:47.583 You really think so? 00:02:47.666 --> 00:02:49.750 I mean, should Wicked have beaten Avenue Q 00:02:49.833 --> 00:02:51.083 at the 2004 Tony Awards? 00:02:52.125 --> 00:02:53.291 Obviously. 00:02:54.458 --> 00:02:55.458 I rest my case. 00:02:57.333 --> 00:02:58.416 (EXHALES) 00:03:03.291 --> 00:03:05.166 Hey. You're up early. 00:03:05.250 --> 00:03:06.500 Today is the day, Ma. 00:03:06.833 --> 00:03:08.458 Is this sweater trying too hard? 00:03:08.875 --> 00:03:10.041 I want my look to say, 00:03:10.125 --> 00:03:12.208 "I am honored to have been cast as the lead role, 00:03:12.291 --> 00:03:13.708 "but I wasn't expecting it." 00:03:13.791 --> 00:03:16.958 They're posting the cast list for the school play today. 00:03:17.041 --> 00:03:19.375 -Musical. -Sorry? 00:03:19.583 --> 00:03:21.125 Musical. Not play. 00:03:21.208 --> 00:03:22.208 Yo-yo! 00:03:22.291 --> 00:03:26.625 Anthony, please. Track bag in the clean laundry. Really? 00:03:28.708 --> 00:03:29.708 No cup? 00:03:30.333 --> 00:03:31.500 What am I, six? 00:03:31.583 --> 00:03:32.833 SHERRIE: All right, you two. 00:03:33.375 --> 00:03:36.875 Nate, please get going, the bus is gonna be here any minute. 00:03:40.541 --> 00:03:43.333 -Are you wearing lipstick? -No. 00:03:43.833 --> 00:03:45.416 Bro, you're wearing lipstick. 00:03:45.500 --> 00:03:48.125 It's lip gloss. Clinical strength. 00:03:48.833 --> 00:03:51.833 The pediatrician said my lip skin is unusually sensitive. 00:03:51.916 --> 00:03:55.083 -Did the pediatrician actually say that? -Work with me here, Ma. 00:03:57.458 --> 00:04:00.583 All right, just wait for my truck to pull out before you leave. 00:04:00.666 --> 00:04:03.458 And untuck your sweater. You're trying too hard. 00:04:08.083 --> 00:04:09.333 Ignore Anthony. 00:04:10.250 --> 00:04:11.541 Obviously. 00:04:27.333 --> 00:04:28.916 Good day, guv'nor. 00:04:30.833 --> 00:04:32.000 Tough crowd. 00:04:35.666 --> 00:04:37.250 (STUDENTS CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY) 00:04:46.375 --> 00:04:48.541 No more girls in this row. 00:04:48.958 --> 00:04:50.375 Ha-ha. Super original. 00:04:50.750 --> 00:04:52.833 Go on. Ladies first. 00:04:55.291 --> 00:04:57.291 -(NATE GRUNTS) -(GASPS) 00:04:57.708 --> 00:04:59.791 NATE: Don't touch my rabbit foot. 00:04:59.875 --> 00:05:01.500 -(GROANS) -(ALL GASP) 00:05:01.583 --> 00:05:03.708 Oh, my gosh! I'm so sorry. 00:05:05.583 --> 00:05:07.416 Can I have my rabbit foot back? 00:05:07.500 --> 00:05:08.666 BUS DRIVER: Sit down, boys. 00:05:08.750 --> 00:05:11.625 Better watch your back in the hall today, loser. 00:05:16.458 --> 00:05:17.500 (PHONE CHIMES) 00:05:25.375 --> 00:05:26.750 Good news. 00:05:28.791 --> 00:05:30.458 (SCHOOL BELL RINGS) 00:05:31.916 --> 00:05:33.333 Wow, this is an honor. 00:05:34.291 --> 00:05:36.291 Wow, I can't believe it. I'm the lead. 00:05:36.375 --> 00:05:39.500 Please, please, please, please. 00:05:47.958 --> 00:05:49.625 Better luck next time, Nate. 00:05:50.541 --> 00:05:51.750 Thanks. 00:05:51.833 --> 00:05:54.500 Congratulations on getting the role of Abraham Lincoln 00:05:54.583 --> 00:05:57.500 in Lincoln: The Unauthorized Rock Musical. 00:05:57.583 --> 00:05:58.833 You're gonna be amazing. 00:05:58.916 --> 00:06:00.000 Thanks. 00:06:01.958 --> 00:06:04.666 Nathan. Did you see the list? 00:06:07.541 --> 00:06:08.541 I just... 00:06:10.625 --> 00:06:11.875 It's a big role. 00:06:12.541 --> 00:06:14.166 The title role. 00:06:15.208 --> 00:06:18.250 It's a lot for someone who's never had a leading role before. 00:06:19.125 --> 00:06:23.166 It's hard to get a leading role when no one will give you a chance. So... 00:06:23.250 --> 00:06:24.375 (LIBBY COUGHS) 00:06:25.083 --> 00:06:28.250 If you'll excuse me, I need to have a word with my associate. 00:06:30.791 --> 00:06:33.708 "Good news"? You texted that you had "Good news." 00:06:33.791 --> 00:06:36.750 Libby, I wasn't even cast as Lincoln's understudy. 00:06:36.833 --> 00:06:39.791 I didn't even get his son. Who's dead. 00:06:39.875 --> 00:06:42.666 And, yes, we will have fun in the chorus together, 00:06:42.750 --> 00:06:45.875 but I was cast as a tree, Libby. A tree. 00:06:45.958 --> 00:06:48.625 Do you realize what this says about me, right? 00:06:48.708 --> 00:06:52.416 That my parents are right. I should just give up on my dreams now. 00:06:53.208 --> 00:06:55.208 Can I talk yet, or are you still yelling? 00:06:55.291 --> 00:06:56.583 I'm still yelling! 00:06:57.791 --> 00:06:59.000 Okay, you can talk now. 00:06:59.416 --> 00:07:02.000 Name the best animated movie of all time. 00:07:02.083 --> 00:07:04.500 I don't know. Pre-Moana or post-Moana? 00:07:04.583 --> 00:07:07.375 Lilo & Stitch, Natey. Lilo & Stitch. 00:07:07.458 --> 00:07:08.666 (BANGING) 00:07:09.708 --> 00:07:11.666 Sorry, I thought we were alone. 00:07:11.750 --> 00:07:14.541 -You guys are so weird. -We know. 00:07:15.583 --> 00:07:19.416 Okay. Lilo & Stitch. Cult classic. I'm intrigued. Go on. 00:07:20.125 --> 00:07:23.375 I've got some breaking news about this weekend. 00:07:23.458 --> 00:07:27.916 Whatever it is, it better not involve any more glitter lip gloss. I'm serious. 00:07:30.333 --> 00:07:32.333 Manhattan Island, baby. 00:07:32.416 --> 00:07:34.375 It's an open audition. 00:07:34.458 --> 00:07:35.500 Tomorrow. 00:07:35.583 --> 00:07:37.625 Ever since we were little, we've been like, 00:07:37.708 --> 00:07:39.875 "We should take a road trip to New York someday." 00:07:39.958 --> 00:07:41.666 Just you and me. 00:07:42.708 --> 00:07:44.708 So, I had this crazy idea. 00:07:44.791 --> 00:07:48.500 They're making Lilo & Stitch into a Broadway musical? 00:07:50.083 --> 00:07:51.083 Wow. 00:07:53.333 --> 00:07:55.625 Nate Foster, yes? 00:07:55.875 --> 00:07:57.416 Absolutely yes! 00:07:57.750 --> 00:08:02.250 Welcome to the first audition of the rest of your life! 00:08:02.333 --> 00:08:04.250 (ALL LAUGHING AND APPLAUDING) 00:08:07.916 --> 00:08:11.916 You really think you're going to drive to New York in a cab? 00:08:12.000 --> 00:08:13.750 (ALL LAUGHING) 00:08:16.666 --> 00:08:17.708 So? 00:08:17.791 --> 00:08:19.458 How would we even get to New York? 00:08:20.041 --> 00:08:22.583 Would Stitch pick us up in his spaceship? 00:08:22.666 --> 00:08:24.458 Okay, first of all, tone. 00:08:25.666 --> 00:08:27.500 Second, no. 00:08:27.583 --> 00:08:29.833 We'll sneak away on an overnight bus. 00:08:29.916 --> 00:08:32.541 Libby, my mom doesn't even let me go to Rite Aid alone. 00:08:32.625 --> 00:08:34.500 Come on, Foster. 00:08:34.583 --> 00:08:35.708 Live a little. 00:08:36.791 --> 00:08:40.041 I'd hate to not be your date to the Tony Awards. 00:08:42.833 --> 00:08:48.416 ANNOUNCER: And the Tony Award for Best Actor of All Time goes to... 00:08:49.500 --> 00:08:51.583 Where would you even sleep in New York? 00:08:51.666 --> 00:08:52.916 (ALL LAUGHING) 00:08:53.833 --> 00:08:55.750 Where would we even sleep? 00:08:55.833 --> 00:08:57.791 Hello, what about your aunt? 00:08:57.875 --> 00:09:00.333 Oh, good point. Nightmare scenario. 00:09:00.416 --> 00:09:02.708 Oh, wow, love her that much, huh? 00:09:02.791 --> 00:09:05.541 I thought she was some big Broadway actress. 00:09:05.625 --> 00:09:09.166 She is. And she would report me to my mom immediately. 00:09:09.250 --> 00:09:13.250 They have very antagonistic Glinda versus Elphaba, act one energy. 00:09:13.333 --> 00:09:15.708 You think we're going to arrive in New York City 00:09:15.791 --> 00:09:18.708 and run into your aunt? In a city of 17 billion people? 00:09:18.791 --> 00:09:20.916 With my luck? Yes. 00:09:21.000 --> 00:09:24.041 Nate. You didn't even get cast as Lincoln's dead son. 00:09:24.125 --> 00:09:25.250 You don't have luck. 00:09:25.333 --> 00:09:26.333 (SCHOOL BELL RINGS) 00:09:27.166 --> 00:09:29.291 Yo, Natey the lady! 00:09:30.625 --> 00:09:32.625 Watch your back. 00:09:36.916 --> 00:09:39.208 You know what? Forget New York. 00:09:40.750 --> 00:09:43.166 I'm just trying to survive seventh grade. 00:09:46.375 --> 00:09:48.666 Well, Nate, that's... Okay. 00:09:48.750 --> 00:09:50.416 (SCHOOL BELL RINGS) 00:09:53.250 --> 00:09:55.166 NATE'S DAD: When we go to West Virginia... 00:09:55.250 --> 00:09:57.333 Hello. Hi. 00:10:01.208 --> 00:10:03.916 Oh, my gosh! Are we... Did we get evicted? 00:10:04.041 --> 00:10:05.541 -What? No. -Not yet. 00:10:05.625 --> 00:10:08.416 Okay, he's home. Will you guys just spill? 00:10:08.500 --> 00:10:09.666 -What's goin' on? -Boys... 00:10:11.083 --> 00:10:14.333 Daddy is taking me away for the weekend. 00:10:14.750 --> 00:10:18.833 Somewhere fancy in West Virginia for our big anniversary! 00:10:18.916 --> 00:10:20.458 Surprise! 00:10:20.541 --> 00:10:22.750 We can afford "fancy?" 00:10:22.833 --> 00:10:24.416 That's why God invented credit cards. 00:10:24.500 --> 00:10:26.291 And your mom's been working double shifts. 00:10:26.375 --> 00:10:27.541 And so she's earned it. 00:10:27.625 --> 00:10:29.791 SHERRIE: Daddy had a really good job interview today. 00:10:29.875 --> 00:10:32.958 He's going to land on his feet soon. But the sitter is tied up, so... 00:10:33.041 --> 00:10:35.083 Oh, I'm not watching him this weekend. No way. 00:10:35.166 --> 00:10:37.208 Don't you have an away game tomorrow? 00:10:37.291 --> 00:10:39.291 It's not a game, it's a meet. 00:10:39.375 --> 00:10:40.666 NATE'S DAD: You're gonna win it. 00:10:40.750 --> 00:10:43.291 One of these days, you're gonna get that full ride to college. 00:10:43.375 --> 00:10:44.916 Don't jinx me, Dad. 00:10:45.000 --> 00:10:46.291 BOTH: You always win! 00:10:47.250 --> 00:10:48.250 NATE'S DAD: He always wins. 00:10:48.333 --> 00:10:49.375 I could... 00:10:51.208 --> 00:10:53.625 I could stay at Libby's mom's place tonight. 00:10:53.708 --> 00:10:56.916 Could you? Would that be too much trouble? 00:10:57.000 --> 00:10:59.958 What? You would never let me stay the night at a girl's house. 00:11:00.041 --> 00:11:01.041 You're not Nate. 00:11:02.291 --> 00:11:03.875 Nate's different. 00:11:07.583 --> 00:11:08.791 -(GLASS BREAKS) -(DOG BARKS) 00:11:15.666 --> 00:11:17.958 Okay. Let's go over the checklist. 00:11:18.041 --> 00:11:20.083 Did you take a series of selfies at your house 00:11:20.166 --> 00:11:22.000 to post on Instagram at strategic intervals? 00:11:22.083 --> 00:11:24.125 Yes, I have over 200 options. 00:11:24.208 --> 00:11:26.083 -Did you triple-feed your dog? -Check. 00:11:26.166 --> 00:11:30.041 What do you say if the casting director asked for our parents' phone numbers? 00:11:30.125 --> 00:11:31.458 We give them each other's, 00:11:31.541 --> 00:11:34.041 and I pretend to be your dad if the casting people call. 00:11:34.125 --> 00:11:37.333 Correct. But you should probably pretend to be my mom. 00:11:37.416 --> 00:11:40.291 Your voice hasn't changed yet. Did you pack your headshot? 00:11:44.291 --> 00:11:47.250 Nate, that's a wallet-sized school photo 00:11:47.333 --> 00:11:49.208 from when you had your worst haircut. 00:11:49.291 --> 00:11:50.958 My dad doesn't have a job, Libby. 00:11:51.041 --> 00:11:53.625 We don't just have glossy eight-by-tens ready to go. 00:11:54.000 --> 00:11:55.041 Tone. 00:12:00.000 --> 00:12:02.416 Okay. Lyft to the bus station is almost here. 00:12:06.541 --> 00:12:08.166 What is happening right now? 00:12:08.291 --> 00:12:10.125 I've always wanted to climb out a window. 00:12:10.375 --> 00:12:13.791 Like the Tonight duet, on the fire escape, in West Side Story. 00:12:14.541 --> 00:12:17.208 You want to break your ankle before we get to this audition? 00:12:22.416 --> 00:12:23.791 Hey, Lib? 00:12:25.250 --> 00:12:27.166 Why are you doing all this for me? 00:12:28.375 --> 00:12:31.041 Because, it damages my clout, 00:12:31.125 --> 00:12:34.291 when my best friend isn't even cast as Abraham Lincoln's understudy. 00:12:35.291 --> 00:12:38.416 And I figured you could use the mood lift. 00:12:38.500 --> 00:12:41.000 Plus, my love language is quality time, so... 00:12:41.625 --> 00:12:43.958 Did you just say you love me? 00:12:44.916 --> 00:12:48.416 The Lyft's going to be here in, like, 12 seconds. Go. 00:12:50.291 --> 00:12:51.500 (LIBBY GIGGLES) 00:12:56.666 --> 00:13:00.416 This is probably good practice for the New York City transit system. 00:13:00.500 --> 00:13:02.250 LIBBY: Yeah, it is. 00:13:02.333 --> 00:13:04.333 How much were the bus tickets? I'll Venmo you. 00:13:04.416 --> 00:13:07.291 You can pay me back when you're a big Broadway star. 00:13:08.708 --> 00:13:10.208 BUS DRIVER OVER PA: Okay, folks... 00:13:10.291 --> 00:13:13.708 Also, I'm using your shoulder as a pillow and you're dealing with it. 00:13:13.791 --> 00:13:16.875 My name is Elliot and I will be your driver 00:13:16.958 --> 00:13:19.625 on route to New York City. 00:13:21.208 --> 00:13:22.500 Hey... 00:13:23.833 --> 00:13:25.833 -So, when we get there... -Mmm-hmm. 00:13:26.166 --> 00:13:31.125 I know you kind of think of Times Square as the 1950s Guys and Dolls fantasia, 00:13:31.208 --> 00:13:34.916 but people don't actually dance in the street. They mug you. 00:13:35.041 --> 00:13:36.125 Hey. 00:13:36.208 --> 00:13:37.791 We may be small, but... 00:13:38.583 --> 00:13:39.875 But what? 00:13:39.958 --> 00:13:41.625 I'm trying to think of something. 00:13:41.708 --> 00:13:42.750 Exactly. 00:13:58.333 --> 00:14:01.000 BUS DRIVER: Okay. Good evening, folks. 00:14:01.083 --> 00:14:03.833 Once again, my name is Elliot... 00:14:03.916 --> 00:14:05.125 Goodbye, Pittsburgh. 00:14:08.291 --> 00:14:10.958 New York City will be the last stop tonight. 00:14:11.625 --> 00:14:15.375 So, sit back and please enjoy your ride. 00:14:16.416 --> 00:14:19.291 New York coming, people. Last stop. 00:14:19.416 --> 00:14:23.958 Last stop. Last stop. Last stop... 00:14:25.666 --> 00:14:27.333 (BIG TIME PLAYING) 00:14:31.375 --> 00:14:34.541 (SINGING) I got my ticket in my pocket 00:14:35.125 --> 00:14:37.625 I got my heart here on my sleeve 00:14:39.000 --> 00:14:41.791 Don't worry 'bout me 'cause I got this 00:14:42.625 --> 00:14:45.041 They're gonna regret doubting me 00:14:46.416 --> 00:14:49.666 The lights are bright, people are crazy 00:14:50.208 --> 00:14:52.500 I see it all through my window 00:14:53.833 --> 00:14:57.000 Buildings are tall, it doesn't faze me 00:14:57.625 --> 00:15:02.833 Don't gotta worry 'cause I know, I know, I know that 00:15:02.916 --> 00:15:06.666 This is where I'm supposed to be 00:15:06.750 --> 00:15:09.875 I might be young, but I'm mighty 00:15:09.958 --> 00:15:11.833 So let the talkers talk 00:15:11.916 --> 00:15:13.541 They can say what they say 00:15:13.625 --> 00:15:17.250 They're gonna see my name in lights up On the marquee one day 00:15:17.625 --> 00:15:21.291 I'm a do what I do Make the city mine 00:15:21.375 --> 00:15:25.833 I might be small, but I'm I'm headed to the big time 00:15:27.625 --> 00:15:30.000 I'm headed to the big time 00:15:30.291 --> 00:15:31.458 Ooh yeah 00:15:33.000 --> 00:15:35.750 People are staring as I walk by 00:15:35.833 --> 00:15:36.833 CHORUS: Walk by 00:15:36.916 --> 00:15:39.458 They wonder if I've gone insane 00:15:39.541 --> 00:15:40.625 CHORUS: You crazy 00:15:40.708 --> 00:15:43.291 But I'll brush off every side eye 00:15:43.375 --> 00:15:44.541 (CHORUS VOCALIZING) 00:15:44.625 --> 00:15:46.541 Walk with a smile on my face 00:15:46.625 --> 00:15:47.958 'Cause I know, I know that 00:15:48.041 --> 00:15:51.791 This is where I'm supposed to be 00:15:51.875 --> 00:15:54.750 I might be young, but I'm mighty 00:15:54.833 --> 00:15:56.916 So let the talkers talk 00:15:57.000 --> 00:15:58.666 They can say what they say 00:15:58.750 --> 00:16:02.125 They're gonna see my name in lights up On the marquee one day 00:16:02.541 --> 00:16:05.958 I'm a do what I do Make the city mine 00:16:06.041 --> 00:16:10.500 I might be small, but I'm I'm headed to the big time 00:16:10.583 --> 00:16:12.583 Headed to the big time 00:16:12.666 --> 00:16:14.291 I'm headed to the big time 00:16:14.375 --> 00:16:16.375 Headed to the big time 00:16:16.458 --> 00:16:17.625 (BLOWS WHISTLE) 00:16:18.250 --> 00:16:19.750 (MARCHING DRUMS PLAYING) 00:16:40.500 --> 00:16:43.333 NATE: I'll make you proud of me 00:16:43.416 --> 00:16:46.833 I swear I'm working hard 00:16:46.916 --> 00:16:48.750 I'm almost there 00:16:48.833 --> 00:16:53.083 And if I prove my worth And prove everyone wrong 00:16:53.166 --> 00:16:57.625 Well, maybe then I'll finally feel like I actually belong 00:16:57.708 --> 00:17:02.541 'Cause if I make it big I won't get left behind 00:17:02.625 --> 00:17:06.291 So, yeah, I'm small, but I'm 00:17:08.083 --> 00:17:11.250 -(VOCALIZING) -CHORUS: This is where I'm supposed to be 00:17:11.333 --> 00:17:14.583 I might be young, but I'm mighty 00:17:14.666 --> 00:17:16.625 So let the talkers talk 00:17:16.708 --> 00:17:18.250 They can say what they say 00:17:18.333 --> 00:17:22.208 I'm gonna see my name in lights Up on the marquee one day 00:17:22.291 --> 00:17:25.750 I'm a do what I do Make the city mine 00:17:25.833 --> 00:17:30.750 I might be small, but I'm I'm headed to the big time 00:17:36.083 --> 00:17:37.916 I'm headed to the big time 00:17:38.166 --> 00:17:39.625 LIBBY: Nate. Nate. 00:17:40.333 --> 00:17:41.958 -Nate. -(CROWD CHEERING) 00:17:42.041 --> 00:17:43.333 -Nate! -Big time. 00:17:44.416 --> 00:17:47.333 You were drooling and singing. It was incredible. 00:17:48.708 --> 00:17:49.708 Look. 00:17:52.416 --> 00:17:53.833 (ONLY TIME BY ENYA PLAYING) 00:18:02.708 --> 00:18:04.375 -(MACHINES RUMBLING) -(RAT SQUEAKS) 00:18:08.083 --> 00:18:09.166 It's great. 00:18:09.250 --> 00:18:10.750 It's glorious. 00:18:11.583 --> 00:18:13.541 Operation Broadway, step two. 00:18:16.541 --> 00:18:17.625 Oh! Post that one. 00:18:17.708 --> 00:18:20.166 Where you're clipping your dog's nails in your kitchen. 00:18:20.250 --> 00:18:21.708 You look especially innocent. 00:18:21.791 --> 00:18:23.041 Tourists. 00:18:23.125 --> 00:18:24.291 Thank you! 00:18:25.166 --> 00:18:26.375 (THUNDER RUMBLING) 00:18:26.458 --> 00:18:27.583 MAN: Oh, no! 00:18:30.208 --> 00:18:31.208 WOMAN: Come on! 00:18:43.291 --> 00:18:45.000 Maybe we should just turn around. 00:18:45.083 --> 00:18:46.333 My hair doesn't do wet. 00:18:46.416 --> 00:18:48.625 We just got here. Live a little. 00:18:48.875 --> 00:18:52.375 Oh, look at you quoting me. I'll allow it. 00:18:57.375 --> 00:19:00.791 Hello. We are here to audition for Lilo & Stitch. 00:19:02.125 --> 00:19:05.083 The musical. The Broadway musical. 00:19:05.166 --> 00:19:06.583 First time in New York. 00:19:06.666 --> 00:19:09.500 -(CHUCKLES) Yeah, how could you... -That wasn't a question. 00:19:12.416 --> 00:19:13.541 Go on. 00:19:18.000 --> 00:19:20.000 (ALL CLAMORING) 00:19:21.458 --> 00:19:23.583 (CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY) 00:19:31.500 --> 00:19:33.125 (GIRL VOCALIZING) 00:19:35.166 --> 00:19:37.458 And what do we say if they ask how old we are? 00:19:37.541 --> 00:19:40.916 I say, "However old the character Lilo is in the script." 00:19:41.000 --> 00:19:42.291 And then I wink. 00:19:45.250 --> 00:19:46.458 CASTING DIRECTOR: Okay. 00:19:48.250 --> 00:19:51.291 WOMAN: The casting director! This is so cool! 00:19:51.375 --> 00:19:52.791 Let's cast a musical. 00:19:52.875 --> 00:19:53.875 (ALL CHEERING) 00:20:00.041 --> 00:20:05.750 We are expecting 1,000 kids in the next 24 hours, 00:20:05.833 --> 00:20:09.291 so, I need the first 25 kids to look at their numbers 00:20:09.375 --> 00:20:14.625 and line themselves up against this mirrored wall in ascending order. 00:20:14.708 --> 00:20:17.041 I didn't realize there'd be math on this test. 00:20:17.125 --> 00:20:18.875 ASSISTANT CASTING DIRECTOR: And just a reminder. 00:20:19.041 --> 00:20:23.291 You must indicate in the application if you are allergic to macadamia nuts, 00:20:23.375 --> 00:20:25.000 Hawaii. Big subplot. 00:20:25.125 --> 00:20:26.333 (CRYING) 00:20:30.208 --> 00:20:31.375 (SIGHS) Amateur. 00:20:33.291 --> 00:20:35.291 And most important, 00:20:35.375 --> 00:20:38.166 if you are under 18, I need you to sign in 00:20:38.250 --> 00:20:42.125 with a physically present parent or guardian today, 00:20:42.208 --> 00:20:44.625 or you will not be auditioning. 00:20:44.708 --> 00:20:47.666 No "ifs," "ands," or "buts." 00:20:51.041 --> 00:20:52.375 -Next. -(GASPS) 00:20:52.708 --> 00:20:54.166 (HONKING) 00:20:56.958 --> 00:20:58.958 You ready to set some records, bro? 00:20:59.041 --> 00:21:00.666 Yeah. For sure. 00:21:11.125 --> 00:21:12.208 You good? 00:21:12.916 --> 00:21:15.541 I feel like I'm missing something. 00:21:27.375 --> 00:21:28.708 Whatever, let's bounce. 00:21:29.666 --> 00:21:33.291 ANTHONY: How's Gibby doing? Actually don't tell me. 00:21:36.958 --> 00:21:38.583 You have a cell phone down here? 00:21:38.666 --> 00:21:40.666 You're not supposed to have a cell phone here. 00:21:40.750 --> 00:21:43.291 (LAUGHS) Look what Natey just posted. 00:21:43.833 --> 00:21:45.958 He's clipping the dog's nails. 00:21:47.000 --> 00:21:48.208 There you go. 00:21:48.291 --> 00:21:51.458 Our boys can survive for one weekend without us. 00:21:51.541 --> 00:21:54.416 Now let's please try to relax... 00:21:54.541 --> 00:21:56.416 (LAUGHING) 00:21:56.500 --> 00:22:00.416 It's the tricep again, ma'am. You gotta lay off the triceps. 00:22:00.500 --> 00:22:03.208 -Don't forget to breathe. -(GRUNTS LOUDLY) 00:22:03.291 --> 00:22:05.166 (PANTING) 00:22:05.250 --> 00:22:07.958 Try not to hyperventilate. We'll figure something out. 00:22:08.791 --> 00:22:10.625 (PEOPLE CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY) 00:22:12.916 --> 00:22:14.833 LIBBY: You don't have your lucky rabbit foot. 00:22:14.916 --> 00:22:16.375 Jimmy Madison took it. 00:22:16.458 --> 00:22:18.625 I hope karma hits him in the form of a bus. 00:22:18.875 --> 00:22:20.625 I mean, a metaphorical bus, 00:22:20.916 --> 00:22:24.333 obviously, I'm against violence at a core level, but... 00:22:24.416 --> 00:22:28.833 You're distracting my kid. She needs to concentrate. 00:22:28.916 --> 00:22:32.125 His blood sugar's low, show some respect. 00:22:33.208 --> 00:22:35.375 Have you done character work before? 00:22:35.458 --> 00:22:37.708 Have I... I'm sorry, what? 00:22:37.791 --> 00:22:40.625 Have you done costume character work before? 00:22:40.708 --> 00:22:45.333 I played a snow-man in a full body suit in the Radio City Christmas Spectacular. 00:22:45.875 --> 00:22:47.000 Twice. 00:22:47.541 --> 00:22:50.291 I turned it down the third year, so I wouldn't be pigeon-holed 00:22:50.375 --> 00:22:51.583 as not having a face. 00:22:51.666 --> 00:22:54.041 That's incredible. 00:22:54.125 --> 00:22:56.041 Yes. Yes, it is. 00:22:56.166 --> 00:22:57.166 Good luck! 00:22:57.916 --> 00:23:00.125 You're supposed to say, "break a leg." 00:23:00.208 --> 00:23:01.250 Next! 00:23:03.000 --> 00:23:04.416 Are you here for the audition? 00:23:04.500 --> 00:23:07.208 Funny you should ask that, madam. 00:23:07.291 --> 00:23:09.666 You bet! We drove all night to be here. 00:23:09.750 --> 00:23:12.375 I mean, we didn't drive. My mom did. We're children. 00:23:12.458 --> 00:23:15.458 I mean, if you needed us to learn to drive a car for the show 00:23:15.541 --> 00:23:17.541 for any reason, we're very fast learners. 00:23:17.625 --> 00:23:19.083 Really? 00:23:19.166 --> 00:23:23.000 Because the competition seems to think you're flying solo. 00:23:26.916 --> 00:23:28.750 First group of kids are on deck. 00:23:28.833 --> 00:23:30.000 One sec. 00:23:30.083 --> 00:23:32.833 Uh, listen up, everybody. 00:23:32.916 --> 00:23:36.333 Unless you have a parent or guardian with you, 00:23:36.416 --> 00:23:41.041 please do not waste your time, or ours. 00:23:44.291 --> 00:23:45.375 WOMAN: Nathan. 00:23:46.500 --> 00:23:47.541 Foster? 00:23:48.208 --> 00:23:49.958 Aunt Heidi. 00:23:50.041 --> 00:23:53.250 It is you. Okay. Okay. 00:23:54.250 --> 00:23:55.333 We're with her. 00:23:55.416 --> 00:23:57.375 This is incredible. 00:23:57.583 --> 00:24:00.958 I was this close to not even coming to this audition today. 00:24:01.041 --> 00:24:05.208 And then something in me was like, "Do it, Heidi," 00:24:05.333 --> 00:24:06.333 and then, this. 00:24:08.000 --> 00:24:10.125 -It's like, you're a sign. -Thank you. 00:24:10.208 --> 00:24:12.916 I've been called many names in my life, but "sign" is a first. 00:24:14.250 --> 00:24:16.375 Wait. You're auditioning for Lilo & Stitch too? 00:24:16.458 --> 00:24:18.166 Oh, no. Oh, no. 00:24:18.250 --> 00:24:19.875 I'm... No, I'm two doors down. 00:24:19.958 --> 00:24:23.625 Yeah. Did you see all those ladies trying to still pass for mid-thirties? 00:24:23.708 --> 00:24:27.958 Yeah, we're all up for the same play. It's called A Solitary Woman. 00:24:28.041 --> 00:24:29.166 Perfect for it. 00:24:29.250 --> 00:24:30.541 (BOTH CHUCKLE POLITELY) 00:24:30.791 --> 00:24:32.125 So... 00:24:32.250 --> 00:24:35.125 Yeah. So, where is your mom? Is she in the bathroom or? 00:24:37.833 --> 00:24:39.000 All these years 00:24:39.083 --> 00:24:43.250 of her judging me for following my dreams and being the black sheep, 00:24:43.333 --> 00:24:45.708 and she's bringing you to an audition? 00:24:45.791 --> 00:24:47.791 Ah! Love it. 00:24:48.291 --> 00:24:51.958 And I love that you're still acting. I'm not surprised. I'm not. 00:24:52.041 --> 00:24:55.250 Because you were the only toddler whose first word was "Me." 00:24:55.666 --> 00:24:57.000 (BOTH CHUCKLE POLITELY) 00:24:57.083 --> 00:24:59.250 Isn't that funny? Is this your girlfriend? 00:24:59.333 --> 00:25:00.708 -No! -We haven't chosen a label 00:25:00.791 --> 00:25:03.166 -at this point in our relationship. -Okay. 00:25:04.500 --> 00:25:06.250 I'm just so happy to see you. 00:25:06.958 --> 00:25:07.958 Mom's not here. 00:25:08.583 --> 00:25:09.708 -Nate! -What? 00:25:09.791 --> 00:25:11.666 It was bound to come out in three minutes. 00:25:11.750 --> 00:25:14.291 Wait! So... But okay. What do you mean she's not here? 00:25:14.375 --> 00:25:15.791 So who brought you? Your dad? 00:25:15.875 --> 00:25:19.000 No! He thinks Broadway is a four letter word. 00:25:19.083 --> 00:25:20.333 Okay, wait. 00:25:20.416 --> 00:25:23.541 -So you're telling me... -We ran away from home, lady. 00:25:24.208 --> 00:25:25.208 Oh. 00:25:26.166 --> 00:25:27.166 Um... 00:25:27.541 --> 00:25:28.666 Right, okay. 00:25:30.250 --> 00:25:33.875 All right, so, yeah, responsible adult mode. 00:25:35.250 --> 00:25:38.166 My greatest acting role yet. 00:25:39.000 --> 00:25:40.916 Um... Whoo! 00:25:41.375 --> 00:25:42.541 (CLEARS THROAT) 00:25:42.625 --> 00:25:45.041 "Hi, Sherrie, it's your sister. 00:25:45.958 --> 00:25:48.083 "I know, it's been a couple years. 00:25:48.500 --> 00:25:51.000 "Okay, ten, I guess..." 00:25:51.958 --> 00:25:53.833 Why don't I have your mom's cell? 00:25:53.916 --> 00:25:56.250 'Cause it's been a while since you've spoken. 00:25:56.333 --> 00:25:58.541 Heidi didn't show up to my parents' wedding. 00:25:58.625 --> 00:26:00.500 She was the maid of honor and everything. 00:26:00.583 --> 00:26:02.041 Wow, that's deep. 00:26:02.375 --> 00:26:03.666 Yeah, well... 00:26:06.583 --> 00:26:09.708 And I just missed my audition, 00:26:09.791 --> 00:26:12.375 so, that's awesome. 00:26:12.458 --> 00:26:15.666 I can't believe you still have to audition for things. 00:26:15.750 --> 00:26:17.208 You've been on Broadway. 00:26:17.625 --> 00:26:19.958 You have no idea, kid. 00:26:20.041 --> 00:26:22.291 All right, What's your mom's cell? Spill it. 00:26:22.375 --> 00:26:27.875 It's 4-1-2-5-5-5-8-7-2-0. 00:26:28.833 --> 00:26:30.708 Zero. Okay. 00:26:30.791 --> 00:26:31.916 (PHONE RINGING) 00:26:33.333 --> 00:26:34.958 (LIBBY'S PHONE RINGING IN UNISON) 00:26:35.041 --> 00:26:38.333 Your call has been forwarded to an automatic voice message system. 00:26:38.416 --> 00:26:40.833 At the tone, please record your message. 00:26:41.875 --> 00:26:47.583 Hi, Sherrie. I'm with my nephew. Your son, Nathan. 00:26:47.666 --> 00:26:49.666 -Nate. -Nate. 00:26:49.750 --> 00:26:51.750 He is alive. 00:26:51.833 --> 00:26:55.125 Well, he's 12 seconds away from being murdered by his aunt. 00:26:55.791 --> 00:26:57.083 But, you know, he's fine. 00:26:57.166 --> 00:27:02.291 He is fine and I'm gonna get him on the next airplane... 00:27:02.375 --> 00:27:05.000 -Bus. We can't afford an airplane. -...home. 00:27:05.083 --> 00:27:08.791 And, you know, maybe someday, we can all laugh at this. 00:27:08.875 --> 00:27:10.041 (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 00:27:10.125 --> 00:27:12.750 If there is a world where we ever speak again. 00:27:18.000 --> 00:27:20.625 Okay, bye-bye, now. 00:27:24.333 --> 00:27:25.625 (CLAPPING) 00:27:26.125 --> 00:27:27.958 Incredible work. 00:27:28.083 --> 00:27:29.250 Excuse me? 00:27:29.333 --> 00:27:31.625 I truly believed you cared about her. 00:27:31.708 --> 00:27:34.416 I'm with Nate, I can't believe you have to audition for things. 00:27:34.500 --> 00:27:35.541 Please. 00:27:35.625 --> 00:27:38.416 CASTING DIRECTOR: Okay, first group of kids for Lilo! Let's do this. 00:27:38.500 --> 00:27:40.458 (KIDS CHEERING) 00:27:41.208 --> 00:27:42.833 All right, let's get outta here. 00:27:44.000 --> 00:27:46.250 -Oh! Oh! -What's this? 00:27:46.791 --> 00:27:48.500 It's his pee dance. It's a thing. 00:27:48.583 --> 00:27:49.666 Libby! 00:27:49.750 --> 00:27:52.833 Okay, well, just go fast, okay? 00:27:52.916 --> 00:27:55.000 -That's not good for your bladder. -Go! 00:27:56.958 --> 00:27:59.958 -Is he always like this? -Hilarious? Yes. 00:28:00.791 --> 00:28:02.166 Takes after me. 00:28:03.166 --> 00:28:06.791 Do I have everybody? Where's number 13? 00:28:16.250 --> 00:28:17.333 Where's the bathroom? 00:28:17.416 --> 00:28:18.625 -Back in the left. -Cool. 00:28:26.708 --> 00:28:30.000 Today, we're not looking for people to act opposite a puppet. 00:28:30.833 --> 00:28:34.500 The role of Stitch will require a versatile child 00:28:34.583 --> 00:28:38.291 whose performance will need to read through a full bodysuit. 00:28:39.291 --> 00:28:42.291 We are seeking both a Lilo and a Stitch. 00:28:43.250 --> 00:28:46.666 If you can dance in either of these roles, all the better. 00:28:46.750 --> 00:28:50.375 And you cannot be afraid of heights, I should add. 00:28:50.458 --> 00:28:54.583 There will be a big, power ballad moment 00:28:54.666 --> 00:28:58.208 that takes place literally above the audience's head, 00:28:58.291 --> 00:29:01.458 where Stitch pilots the plane through the mountains of Honolulu. 00:29:01.791 --> 00:29:03.333 (ALL CLAPPING) 00:29:03.416 --> 00:29:05.416 Yeah, thank you. 00:29:09.666 --> 00:29:12.666 -You don't want something to eat, do you? -I'm good. 00:29:12.750 --> 00:29:14.041 -Good. Okay. -Yeah. 00:29:15.000 --> 00:29:16.375 (SCREAMS) 00:29:16.541 --> 00:29:18.583 (SCREAMING) 00:29:18.666 --> 00:29:23.041 (SCREAMS LOUDLY) 00:29:27.666 --> 00:29:30.041 (VOCALIZES) 00:29:30.375 --> 00:29:31.458 Let's try that again. 00:29:32.041 --> 00:29:34.958 Imagine you're seeing a blue dog-like alien 00:29:35.041 --> 00:29:38.125 for the first time in your life and it makes you scream. 00:29:38.791 --> 00:29:40.500 (VOCALIZES) 00:29:46.458 --> 00:29:48.875 Yeah... No. For sure. Hard agree. 00:29:49.708 --> 00:29:51.416 CASTING DIRECTOR: Before I make the first cut, 00:29:51.500 --> 00:29:54.250 does anyone have a special skill they'd like to demonstrate? 00:29:54.333 --> 00:29:56.708 "Make the first cut." All we did was scream. 00:29:56.791 --> 00:29:58.375 I am an award winning tumbler. 00:29:58.458 --> 00:30:00.416 Is that so, number six? 00:30:00.500 --> 00:30:03.500 Yes. I'm the reigning Junior Mister Northeast Flipper. 00:30:14.708 --> 00:30:16.041 (CLAPPING ENTHUSIASTICALLY) 00:30:19.500 --> 00:30:22.583 Fine. Any other Mary Lou Rettons in the room? 00:30:26.625 --> 00:30:28.208 Oh, uh, Garret. 00:30:29.208 --> 00:30:30.875 I can sorta dance. 00:30:31.000 --> 00:30:33.541 I mean, not like that, that was ridiculous. 00:30:33.625 --> 00:30:35.541 But I can do knee crawls. 00:30:35.916 --> 00:30:36.916 Knee crawls? 00:30:37.125 --> 00:30:39.458 Yeah, like Fiddler on the Roof style knee crawls. 00:30:40.541 --> 00:30:44.291 I was a bottle dancer in an off-off Broadway production. 00:30:44.458 --> 00:30:46.208 In my friend's basement. 00:30:46.291 --> 00:30:48.791 In Pittsburgh. I'm going to shut up now. 00:30:49.583 --> 00:30:51.000 Give him a chance. 00:30:52.750 --> 00:30:53.875 Well, 00:30:54.000 --> 00:30:55.416 this, I have to see. 00:30:55.541 --> 00:30:57.708 Okay, pretend I have a bottle on my head. 00:30:57.791 --> 00:30:59.875 -Got it. -And a beard. 00:31:02.250 --> 00:31:03.541 Mazel tov! 00:31:03.625 --> 00:31:05.125 -(CLOTH RIPS) -(GASPS) 00:31:05.208 --> 00:31:07.500 -Oh, my gosh! My pants! -Your pants? 00:31:07.583 --> 00:31:10.541 Yeah, I got caught in the rain and I think my pants shrunk 00:31:10.625 --> 00:31:13.541 and now they're way too tight for me to do my knee crawl things. 00:31:13.625 --> 00:31:15.833 Does anybody have any extra shorts? 00:31:15.916 --> 00:31:18.458 That won't be necessary. 00:31:18.541 --> 00:31:22.041 For the record, I have a ton of phobias, but heights isn't one of them. 00:31:25.083 --> 00:31:26.541 I think we can make the cut. 00:31:30.208 --> 00:31:32.625 -Good try. -Thanks, number 12. 00:31:34.166 --> 00:31:37.541 Okay, I'm gonna say this one more time. 00:31:37.625 --> 00:31:41.958 This is not personal. And you're all sensational. 00:31:42.041 --> 00:31:47.041 It's like I'm looking at Juilliard Drama class of 2027. 00:31:48.875 --> 00:31:49.958 (CLEARS THROAT) 00:31:50.041 --> 00:31:52.416 All right. If I don't read your number, 00:31:52.500 --> 00:31:54.333 I will see you on... 00:31:54.416 --> 00:31:57.458 The next one. Like there will even be a next one. 00:31:57.541 --> 00:32:00.750 Cut at my first and last Broadway audition. 00:32:00.833 --> 00:32:03.166 That's going to be the name of my memoir title. 00:32:03.250 --> 00:32:06.083 Hey. At least you got to audition, right? 00:32:06.166 --> 00:32:08.375 Yeah. By breaking into the audition 00:32:08.458 --> 00:32:11.166 and lying to your aunt, by the way. 00:32:11.250 --> 00:32:14.416 Okay, it is so weird to me that your mom's only response 00:32:14.500 --> 00:32:16.583 to my voicemail is a thumbs up emoji. 00:32:16.666 --> 00:32:18.125 That's not so weird. 00:32:18.208 --> 00:32:21.416 And it's an African-American thumbs up emoji. 00:32:21.500 --> 00:32:22.750 (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) 00:32:23.041 --> 00:32:24.708 Her hand must have slipped. 00:32:25.750 --> 00:32:28.500 MAN OVER PA: Good afternoon. 2:00 p.m. to Pittsburgh now boarding. 00:32:28.583 --> 00:32:30.583 2:00 p.m. to Pittsburgh. 00:32:31.541 --> 00:32:34.541 Well, I may have missed my audition, 00:32:34.625 --> 00:32:38.625 but I refuse to miss the most well-paying Bar Mitzvah in U.S. history, 00:32:38.708 --> 00:32:39.875 so I should go. 00:32:40.208 --> 00:32:41.458 Wait, you're a rabbi now? 00:32:41.958 --> 00:32:43.208 Ha. Ignoring that. 00:32:43.291 --> 00:32:46.083 No, I have to be at the Natural History Museum in 20 minutes. 00:32:46.250 --> 00:32:48.833 Ah. Yes, dinosaurs. 00:32:48.916 --> 00:32:52.208 Well, I'm just catering. So, don't be jealous. 00:32:53.208 --> 00:32:55.666 I would trade my entire life with you right now, 00:32:55.750 --> 00:32:57.666 if I could be a caterer in New York. 00:32:58.416 --> 00:33:02.875 One day, Nate, I have complete confidence that you'll be a caterer in New York. 00:33:03.333 --> 00:33:06.416 In the meantime, middle school is calling your name. 00:33:13.708 --> 00:33:15.875 -For the record... -Yeah? 00:33:16.041 --> 00:33:18.458 I totally understand why you missed the wedding. 00:33:20.000 --> 00:33:22.500 You had your first-ever Broadway callback. 00:33:24.125 --> 00:33:25.875 I would have done the same thing. 00:33:27.500 --> 00:33:28.958 I... Uh... 00:33:29.916 --> 00:33:31.041 Um... 00:33:31.125 --> 00:33:32.208 Tell... 00:33:36.000 --> 00:33:38.208 I gotta go. What am I doing? All right. 00:33:40.166 --> 00:33:43.083 You two... You take care of each other, right? 00:33:46.333 --> 00:33:48.208 Yes, good. Good. 00:33:54.208 --> 00:33:57.625 MAN OVER PA: Final boarding 2:00 p.m. Port Authority to Pittsburgh. 00:33:57.708 --> 00:33:58.833 Final boarding. 00:34:08.375 --> 00:34:10.958 So if I'm reading the room, 00:34:11.041 --> 00:34:14.625 Kalea is our top contender for Lilo. 00:34:14.708 --> 00:34:18.500 Adore her energy. She is already on vocal rest. 00:34:19.250 --> 00:34:22.041 So, this is that afternoon callback group then. 00:34:22.125 --> 00:34:23.208 Yes! 00:34:25.625 --> 00:34:26.791 Hold on! 00:34:28.208 --> 00:34:29.208 Where's the kid? 00:34:29.416 --> 00:34:32.291 Which kid? These are all kids. 00:34:32.375 --> 00:34:33.541 The weird funny one. 00:34:34.625 --> 00:34:37.208 The Fiddler on the Roof bottle dance boy? 00:34:37.291 --> 00:34:38.333 You liked that kid? 00:34:38.416 --> 00:34:40.250 He was like my favorite kid. 00:34:40.333 --> 00:34:43.458 He referred to Pittsburgh as "off-off Broadway." 00:34:43.541 --> 00:34:45.000 He was spunky. 00:34:45.083 --> 00:34:47.500 I don't think we even got his contact info. So... 00:34:47.583 --> 00:34:52.500 Not true! His friend left this with me. Phone number's on the back. 00:34:56.500 --> 00:35:02.083 That is the worst haircut I've seen in 32 years of casting. 00:35:04.375 --> 00:35:06.291 Well, today could have been better. 00:35:06.375 --> 00:35:08.208 Today could have been worse. 00:35:08.375 --> 00:35:10.041 (PHONE VIBRATING) 00:35:13.125 --> 00:35:14.416 (PHONE CHIMES) 00:35:23.208 --> 00:35:25.041 (WOMAN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ON VOICEMAIL) 00:35:28.750 --> 00:35:30.416 Driver, stop the bus! 00:35:30.500 --> 00:35:31.791 What are you doing? 00:35:31.875 --> 00:35:35.000 I got a callback. I have to be there in like 20 minutes. 00:35:35.083 --> 00:35:37.750 You got a... Wait, what? 00:35:38.208 --> 00:35:39.625 Hello? Someone getting off? 00:35:40.541 --> 00:35:42.333 This wasn't a part of the plan. 00:35:42.416 --> 00:35:44.583 But we do everything together! 00:35:44.666 --> 00:35:46.333 Which is exactly my point! 00:35:46.541 --> 00:35:48.125 Tone. 00:35:50.291 --> 00:35:53.583 If I'm gone any longer, and my parents figure it out, 00:35:53.666 --> 00:35:55.750 they're going to ground me. For life! 00:35:55.833 --> 00:35:56.958 Are you... 00:35:57.041 --> 00:35:59.583 Libby, are you mad that I auditioned without you? 00:35:59.666 --> 00:36:01.291 No. I... 00:36:01.375 --> 00:36:03.750 Nate, I love the theater. 00:36:03.833 --> 00:36:06.875 But I don't really love being onstage. 00:36:06.958 --> 00:36:09.166 I'm still trying to find my thing. 00:36:10.250 --> 00:36:14.250 And I kind of only do the school shows to be with... 00:36:15.583 --> 00:36:16.750 You know? 00:36:19.500 --> 00:36:21.000 With you. 00:36:25.041 --> 00:36:26.541 Make a decision, kids. 00:36:27.791 --> 00:36:31.125 Libby, you know how much you mean to me, 00:36:31.958 --> 00:36:34.708 but I'm not like that. 00:36:41.375 --> 00:36:43.375 Honey, let him go. 00:36:44.166 --> 00:36:46.458 I'll explain to you on the ride home. 00:36:47.625 --> 00:36:49.958 Are you stayin' on, or are you gettin' off? 00:36:51.958 --> 00:36:54.000 I'm really sorry, Lib. 00:36:56.333 --> 00:36:57.458 No, I... 00:37:00.541 --> 00:37:02.208 I've been there, sweetheart. 00:37:02.291 --> 00:37:04.125 And I married the guy! 00:37:26.583 --> 00:37:27.791 The rabbit foot worked! 00:37:34.958 --> 00:37:37.291 ANTHONY: Nate! You still at Libby's? 00:37:38.125 --> 00:37:39.333 I'm home! 00:37:40.166 --> 00:37:43.375 Hey, do we have any Ace bandages in dad's medicine cabinet? 00:37:45.208 --> 00:37:46.208 Yo! 00:37:47.041 --> 00:37:48.041 Nate! 00:37:59.125 --> 00:38:00.208 Ow! 00:38:06.916 --> 00:38:08.208 "Hanging with Lib. 00:38:08.291 --> 00:38:10.875 "Congrats on probably getting first place." 00:38:10.958 --> 00:38:12.791 First place. Yeah. 00:38:19.666 --> 00:38:22.375 -Dude. Party tonight. -Dude, 00:38:22.458 --> 00:38:25.208 -I can barely walk. -That's why we're coming to you. 00:38:25.541 --> 00:38:28.166 We want to cheer you up for biffing out there today. 00:38:28.250 --> 00:38:31.000 Aren't your parents away on their woo-woo retreat thing? 00:38:31.083 --> 00:38:32.791 -Dude, I don't know. -Dude... 00:38:32.875 --> 00:38:35.208 Can I come make your boo-boo better? 00:38:36.875 --> 00:38:39.125 Yeah, okay, it's on. 00:38:39.458 --> 00:38:40.833 Yes. 00:38:42.166 --> 00:38:43.458 All right, later. 00:38:56.958 --> 00:38:58.000 (PHONE CHIMES) 00:39:09.666 --> 00:39:10.666 Weird. 00:39:11.916 --> 00:39:13.416 (PIANO MUSIC PLAYING) 00:39:13.500 --> 00:39:17.916 NATE: (SINGING) Let the storm rage on! 00:39:18.000 --> 00:39:21.250 The cold never bothered me anyway 00:39:23.875 --> 00:39:27.416 I've never had a boy sing Let It Go, I'll give you that. 00:39:27.500 --> 00:39:28.916 Thank you so much. 00:39:30.291 --> 00:39:31.583 Crazy question, Nate, 00:39:31.666 --> 00:39:34.416 but did you happen to bring a monologue with you today? 00:39:35.125 --> 00:39:38.083 -Monologue? -Yeah, like a short speech. 00:39:38.166 --> 00:39:40.041 Emphasis on "short." 00:39:40.125 --> 00:39:43.750 Oh, no, I know what a monologue is. I just didn't... 00:39:43.833 --> 00:39:46.208 Okay, no problem. That's all we need. 00:39:46.291 --> 00:39:48.500 Wait. I have something. I do. 00:39:51.958 --> 00:39:55.083 "The night the lights went out in Georgia." 00:39:56.625 --> 00:39:59.958 Can't say I've heard of that one, but if you wanna give it a try... 00:40:00.041 --> 00:40:01.875 "You probably didn't know, Marjorie, 00:40:02.458 --> 00:40:06.625 "that Suzanne was the only contestant in Georgia pageant history 00:40:06.708 --> 00:40:11.791 "to sweep every category except congeniality, 00:40:11.875 --> 00:40:15.750 "and that is not something the women in my family aspire to anyway. 00:40:15.875 --> 00:40:16.916 (CHUCKLES) 00:40:17.000 --> 00:40:20.875 "Or that when she walked down the runway in her swimsuit, 00:40:20.958 --> 00:40:24.750 "five contestants quit on the spot. 00:40:24.833 --> 00:40:28.250 "Or that when she emerged from the isolation booth 00:40:28.333 --> 00:40:31.375 "to answer the question, 'What would you do to prevent war?' 00:40:31.458 --> 00:40:35.541 "she spoke so eloquently of patriotism, 00:40:35.625 --> 00:40:39.791 "battlefields, and diamond tiaras, grown men wept." 00:40:40.625 --> 00:40:41.958 Okay. 00:40:42.041 --> 00:40:44.208 "And you probably didn't know, 00:40:44.291 --> 00:40:49.208 "Marjorie, that Suzanne was not just any Miss Georgia. 00:40:49.291 --> 00:40:53.750 "She was the Miss Georgia. 00:40:53.833 --> 00:40:56.875 "She didn't just twirl a baton, 00:40:56.958 --> 00:40:58.875 "that baton was on fire! 00:41:00.000 --> 00:41:04.416 "And when she threw that baton into the air, it flew higher, 00:41:04.500 --> 00:41:08.333 "further, faster than any baton has ever flown before, 00:41:08.416 --> 00:41:14.000 "hitting a transformer and showering the darkened arena with sparks. 00:41:15.541 --> 00:41:20.875 "And when it finally did come down, Marjorie, 00:41:21.791 --> 00:41:25.791 "my sister caught that baton 00:41:25.875 --> 00:41:29.916 "as 12,000 people jumped to their feet 00:41:30.000 --> 00:41:34.250 "for 16 and one-half minutes of uninterrupted, thunderous ovation 00:41:34.333 --> 00:41:38.750 "as flames illuminated her tear-stained face. 00:41:38.833 --> 00:41:40.750 -"And that..." -(GASPS) 00:41:41.875 --> 00:41:45.583 "Marjorie, just so you will know 00:41:45.666 --> 00:41:49.375 "and your children will someday know, 00:41:49.458 --> 00:41:53.541 "is the night the lights went out in Georgia!" 00:41:57.750 --> 00:41:59.083 And scene. 00:42:01.375 --> 00:42:04.625 Sorry, my Southern accent was a little wobbly. Weird. 00:42:05.500 --> 00:42:06.708 Was that Edward Albee? 00:42:06.958 --> 00:42:09.041 Close. Designing Women. 00:42:11.833 --> 00:42:13.583 Nate, are you local? 00:42:15.083 --> 00:42:17.916 Are you already spending the night in New York? I mean... 00:42:18.375 --> 00:42:19.625 Um... 00:42:19.708 --> 00:42:21.791 Look, can you be back tomorrow? 00:42:23.083 --> 00:42:24.583 I think the director should meet you. 00:42:27.416 --> 00:42:30.125 Can you run out and give his mother the info? 00:42:30.208 --> 00:42:31.375 You can just tell me. 00:42:31.791 --> 00:42:35.958 Mom's probably wandering the halls, or something, looking for celebrities. 00:42:36.041 --> 00:42:38.250 -You can remember all the details? -Of course. 00:42:39.041 --> 00:42:40.625 I have a pornographic memory. 00:42:43.875 --> 00:42:49.291 Tomorrow at the New Amsterdam Theatre on West 41st Street. 00:42:49.375 --> 00:42:52.833 Come to the stage door at 10:30 a.m. sharp, okay? 00:42:53.208 --> 00:42:55.000 That's where The Lion King opened. 00:42:55.916 --> 00:42:57.416 Is that a question? 00:42:57.500 --> 00:42:58.500 No. 00:42:59.375 --> 00:43:02.625 Sorry, do you mind if I exit out the window? 00:43:03.541 --> 00:43:06.583 The West Side Story balcony scene is on my bucket list. 00:43:06.666 --> 00:43:09.500 We're on the fourth floor and there's no fire escape. 00:43:09.583 --> 00:43:11.916 Oh, yeah, that makes sense. 00:43:15.791 --> 00:43:16.833 Mom! 00:43:16.916 --> 00:43:18.500 Send in the next kid. 00:43:18.583 --> 00:43:20.208 -NATE: Where are you, Mom? -(SIGHS) 00:43:29.208 --> 00:43:31.125 Yes, yes, yes! 00:43:33.083 --> 00:43:34.791 (WHOOPING) 00:43:39.625 --> 00:43:40.625 Libby. 00:43:42.708 --> 00:43:46.583 "You'll never believe..." 00:43:48.916 --> 00:43:50.125 I don't believe this. 00:43:51.166 --> 00:43:52.208 (DINGS) 00:44:10.833 --> 00:44:12.208 NATE: Hmm... (GASPS) 00:44:14.000 --> 00:44:15.333 Next in line! 00:44:20.500 --> 00:44:23.500 Would you like to make a donation to help children with leukemia? 00:44:23.583 --> 00:44:26.291 No, thank you. Would you like to make a donation to children 00:44:26.375 --> 00:44:29.458 who don't have a place to sleep tonight? 00:44:29.541 --> 00:44:30.583 You're short. 00:44:30.708 --> 00:44:34.208 -Excuse me? -You're a dollar short. 00:44:41.000 --> 00:44:44.458 Look, I really need to buy a phone charger. 00:44:44.791 --> 00:44:46.375 Next in line! 00:44:50.250 --> 00:44:54.083 I'm not the praying kind but I'm gonna pray for you, ma'am. 00:45:33.833 --> 00:45:35.375 (PEOPLE CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY) 00:45:50.250 --> 00:45:51.708 (SAXOPHONE PLAYING) 00:45:57.625 --> 00:45:59.625 (SAXOPHONE PLAYING ON BROADWAY) 00:45:59.708 --> 00:46:01.875 (SINGING) On Broadway 00:46:04.500 --> 00:46:08.916 They say there's always magic in the air 00:46:12.500 --> 00:46:15.291 But when you're walking down that street 00:46:16.041 --> 00:46:19.208 And you ain't had enough to eat 00:46:20.333 --> 00:46:25.166 One thin dime won't even shine your shoes 00:46:27.083 --> 00:46:30.083 Hey, now, keep up the good work, kid. 00:46:34.333 --> 00:46:35.916 You're sounding good. 00:46:46.416 --> 00:46:52.291 They say that I won't last too long on Broadway 00:46:54.291 --> 00:46:59.208 I'll catch a Greyhound bus for home They all say 00:47:00.750 --> 00:47:05.041 Hey! But they dead wrong I know they are 00:47:05.583 --> 00:47:09.041 'Cause I can play this here guitar 00:47:09.416 --> 00:47:15.458 And I won't quit till I'm a star On Broadway 00:47:16.125 --> 00:47:17.291 Play it, fellas! 00:47:17.583 --> 00:47:19.041 (BAND PLAYING INSTRUMENTAL) 00:47:30.083 --> 00:47:34.750 On Broadway! 00:47:35.375 --> 00:47:40.250 On Broadway! 00:47:43.416 --> 00:47:44.625 Hey! 00:47:45.041 --> 00:47:46.833 (CROWD CHEERING) 00:47:58.083 --> 00:47:59.500 I'm happy to take requests. 00:47:59.583 --> 00:48:01.916 Do you know anything from Fiddler on the Roof? 00:48:02.125 --> 00:48:03.333 Do I? 00:48:05.083 --> 00:48:06.500 Mazel tov! 00:48:06.833 --> 00:48:08.041 (CROWD CHEERING) 00:48:10.625 --> 00:48:12.166 Next in line! 00:48:13.125 --> 00:48:14.208 Hello. 00:48:16.125 --> 00:48:18.333 Funds have been raised. 00:48:18.625 --> 00:48:22.083 I will be paying for this, with quarters and dimes. 00:48:29.333 --> 00:48:32.666 I will also be purchasing this coat. 00:48:34.583 --> 00:48:36.458 -Get away from her. -No. 00:48:36.708 --> 00:48:37.916 What did you say? 00:48:38.541 --> 00:48:40.875 O'hana means "family." 00:48:42.083 --> 00:48:46.375 -"Family" means nobody... -Nobody gets left behind. 00:48:56.666 --> 00:48:58.708 (PHONE RINGING) 00:49:07.000 --> 00:49:08.833 -Hi. -Hi! 00:49:08.916 --> 00:49:10.916 -Hi. -Hi. 00:49:13.291 --> 00:49:16.875 -So, about what went down on the bus... -(CARS HONKING AND BRAKES SCREECHING) 00:49:16.958 --> 00:49:18.416 What is all that noise? 00:49:18.500 --> 00:49:21.208 Where in the name of Stephen Joshua Sondheim are you? 00:49:21.291 --> 00:49:22.916 New York City. 00:49:23.416 --> 00:49:26.708 Still. Libby, I got a final callback, 00:49:26.833 --> 00:49:29.541 for tomorrow, and it's at the New Amsterdam Theatre. 00:49:29.625 --> 00:49:31.791 But that's only if I don't get killed first. 00:49:31.875 --> 00:49:34.291 I called Aunt Heidi, it went right to voicemail 00:49:34.375 --> 00:49:36.083 and I don't know where she lives, 00:49:36.166 --> 00:49:39.166 and I have no idea where I'm going to sleep tonight. 00:49:39.250 --> 00:49:41.708 Nate, Nate, stop spinning. 00:49:42.208 --> 00:49:45.791 Your aunt's probably still at the museum doing that bar mitzvah thing. 00:49:45.875 --> 00:49:47.708 Just find her there. 00:49:51.041 --> 00:49:52.916 Okay, see... 00:49:53.833 --> 00:49:57.833 This is why I love you. 00:49:59.875 --> 00:50:04.791 I really do. And just, look, you've had my back from day one, 00:50:04.875 --> 00:50:08.041 and even if you don't like being on stage, Lib, 00:50:08.416 --> 00:50:10.416 you're still a star. 00:50:10.500 --> 00:50:11.541 (CHUCKLES) 00:50:12.333 --> 00:50:13.791 I still need you. 00:50:14.458 --> 00:50:18.458 And when you find the thing that you love, I'll be cheering for you. 00:50:19.916 --> 00:50:21.375 (PHONE BEEPS) 00:50:27.208 --> 00:50:32.291 Lib, you're being really quiet. Are we still best friends? 00:50:33.333 --> 00:50:34.416 (PHONE BEEPS) 00:50:35.791 --> 00:50:37.208 (NATE SIGHS) 00:50:39.916 --> 00:50:43.000 Excuse me, would you gentlemen happen to know 00:50:43.083 --> 00:50:45.500 how to get to the Natural History Museum? 00:50:46.833 --> 00:50:50.583 -The dinosaurs. -Yeah, the cute little dinos... 00:51:02.625 --> 00:51:03.750 (CLEARS THROAT) 00:51:06.416 --> 00:51:09.083 Welcome to the museum. Are you here for the bar... 00:51:09.166 --> 00:51:12.541 Mitzvah. Yes, I would never miss a museum bar mitzvah. 00:51:13.416 --> 00:51:15.500 Terrific. Name? 00:51:18.250 --> 00:51:21.166 How about this? This is going to be fun. 00:51:21.250 --> 00:51:26.458 You read out who hasn't checked in yet. And I'll tell you which one I am. 00:51:27.291 --> 00:51:29.250 Mmm. (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 00:51:30.750 --> 00:51:33.250 You look a little under-dressed for a party. 00:51:36.583 --> 00:51:37.958 (CLICKS TONGUE) 00:51:38.041 --> 00:51:39.125 Ba-ba-bup. 00:51:40.083 --> 00:51:42.458 Shall I escort you to the exit? Or would you... 00:51:42.541 --> 00:51:43.750 (PHONE RINGING) 00:51:45.041 --> 00:51:47.208 Hi, I was calling to know if you guys open today... 00:51:47.291 --> 00:51:49.625 As I said 20 minutes ago, we are closed... 00:51:49.708 --> 00:51:52.125 Who knew 13 year-olds could eat so much in one night? 00:51:52.208 --> 00:51:54.791 I don't even like steak tartare and I'm 25. 00:51:55.375 --> 00:51:57.625 Oh, crap! I forgot the asparagus. 00:51:57.708 --> 00:52:00.125 -Keep it parked. I'll go get 'em. -Okay. 00:52:02.041 --> 00:52:03.166 (EXCLAIMS) 00:52:12.291 --> 00:52:13.958 (DANCE MUSIC PLAYING FROM OTHER ROOM) 00:52:17.458 --> 00:52:18.875 (ELEVATOR DINGS) 00:52:18.958 --> 00:52:20.583 HEIDI: What a night! 00:52:20.666 --> 00:52:23.166 You never realize how much you dislike 13 year-olds 00:52:23.250 --> 00:52:25.416 till you work a party for them, huh, Heidi? 00:52:25.500 --> 00:52:27.791 Aw, they're not all so bad. 00:52:27.916 --> 00:52:32.625 I wish, I wish I were as unjaded as my hilariously bold nephew. 00:52:32.708 --> 00:52:35.083 MAN: Is this the kid you were talking about in the kitchen? 00:52:35.166 --> 00:52:36.916 -Yeah. -Way you were going on about him, 00:52:37.000 --> 00:52:41.083 -I thought he was your son. -Ha! Yeah, I should be so lucky. 00:52:41.750 --> 00:52:46.375 No. Okay. I spent 15 minutes with the kid today, 00:52:46.458 --> 00:52:51.875 and he is around 100 times funnier and quicker than I am. 00:52:52.333 --> 00:52:57.041 He's if, like, Nathan Lane and the Tasmanian Devil had a baby. 00:52:57.166 --> 00:52:58.791 (ALL LAUGHING) 00:52:58.916 --> 00:53:00.083 You gettin' off? 00:53:00.166 --> 00:53:03.000 Yeah, I got to get the cake out of the kitchen. 00:53:12.208 --> 00:53:14.125 (LIVELY MUSIC PLAYING) 00:53:18.083 --> 00:53:22.208 Um, pardon me. Hello. I'm lost and I need to get to the kitchen. 00:53:22.416 --> 00:53:24.333 -Do I know you? -Huh? 00:53:24.416 --> 00:53:25.708 What's your name? 00:53:25.791 --> 00:53:28.416 -Huh? -I said, what's your name? 00:53:29.541 --> 00:53:31.625 It's just a lot of pressure, you know, 00:53:31.750 --> 00:53:34.041 and it's like I'm never allowed to screw up. 00:53:34.125 --> 00:53:36.833 I'm never allowed to lose or anything. 00:53:36.916 --> 00:53:40.708 It's like I'm my parents' only hope at a future, if that makes any sense? 00:53:40.916 --> 00:53:44.125 -(DOORBELL RINGS) -Yeah, that's cool. Should we kiss, or? 00:53:46.541 --> 00:53:49.041 Anthony, my stepsister just sent me this TikTok... 00:53:49.125 --> 00:53:52.708 I'm kinda in the middle of something. Don't need to see memes right now. 00:53:52.791 --> 00:53:55.000 Look, this is in New York. 00:53:57.000 --> 00:54:02.041 I'll catch a Greyhound bus for home They all say 00:54:02.875 --> 00:54:04.708 Oh, my gosh! 00:54:04.791 --> 00:54:07.416 But they're dead wrong I know they are 00:54:10.083 --> 00:54:11.958 (ALL CLAMORING) 00:54:20.833 --> 00:54:22.791 Are we cousins? 00:54:23.583 --> 00:54:24.750 Sure! 00:54:31.416 --> 00:54:35.583 Okay, kids! We're about to do the candle-lighting ceremony. 00:54:37.333 --> 00:54:38.541 L'chaim? 00:54:45.416 --> 00:54:47.000 Well, well, well. 00:54:47.166 --> 00:54:50.458 (SIGHS) Do you want to tell me why my idiot little brother 00:54:50.541 --> 00:54:51.916 is in New York City, 00:54:52.000 --> 00:54:53.833 going viral on TikTok? 00:54:54.125 --> 00:54:55.166 Well? 00:54:55.708 --> 00:54:59.541 Do I want to tell you, or do I have to tell you? 00:54:59.708 --> 00:55:00.916 Libby. 00:55:05.375 --> 00:55:07.333 (PHONE RINGING) 00:55:07.416 --> 00:55:11.000 Why is my aunt calling you? 00:55:11.083 --> 00:55:14.500 She thinks I'm your mom. It's kind of a long story. 00:55:14.958 --> 00:55:16.708 (THUNDER RUMBLING) 00:55:19.708 --> 00:55:23.291 Get out your umbrellas. We're expecting spring showers all day tomorrow 00:55:23.375 --> 00:55:24.750 in Northern West Virginia. 00:55:24.833 --> 00:55:29.041 Of course. It figures. Rain on our last day of vacation. 00:55:30.083 --> 00:55:33.416 Anthony isn't responding to any of my texts about the meet. 00:55:34.916 --> 00:55:36.958 Do you think the boys miss us? 00:55:37.041 --> 00:55:40.666 "Us?" Greatest parents in the world. Come on. 00:55:41.958 --> 00:55:45.583 I just don't want Nate and Anthony to grow apart like me and Heidi. 00:55:45.666 --> 00:55:48.750 You know, I still regret not going to her opening night thing. 00:55:50.291 --> 00:55:53.208 Well, have you thought about calling her lately, babe? 00:55:53.291 --> 00:55:55.041 I don't even know if she'd pick up. 00:55:55.583 --> 00:55:58.833 And the crazy thing is, I'm kind of jealous of her. 00:55:58.916 --> 00:56:01.208 You? Come on. Really? 00:56:01.291 --> 00:56:03.791 She had a dream. I never had a dream. 00:56:03.875 --> 00:56:05.041 This isn't your dream? 00:56:06.375 --> 00:56:07.458 Babe. 00:56:09.500 --> 00:56:13.416 A kid from Pennsylvania wowed a crowd tonight in Times Square. 00:56:13.500 --> 00:56:16.125 You think I should call her? 00:56:16.916 --> 00:56:18.541 Be the bigger person? 00:56:18.625 --> 00:56:19.708 Probably. 00:56:20.166 --> 00:56:22.750 And believe me, you don't want to miss this kid. 00:56:22.833 --> 00:56:23.875 Watch this video... 00:56:24.750 --> 00:56:28.666 But right now, we should celebrate our anniversary. 00:56:29.375 --> 00:56:31.375 (LAUGHS) Tricep. 00:56:35.083 --> 00:56:38.291 You made me drop the cake, okay? That pays the rent. 00:56:39.416 --> 00:56:40.833 I'm not talking to you. 00:56:40.916 --> 00:56:42.916 Oh, okay, sorry. 00:56:43.166 --> 00:56:47.375 Yeah, I am putting you on the first bus out because, you know, 00:56:47.458 --> 00:56:49.375 it's the right thing to do. 00:56:49.458 --> 00:56:50.666 That's all. 00:56:52.750 --> 00:56:55.750 Lilo & Stitch will still be running in a year, okay? 00:56:55.833 --> 00:56:59.833 If your mom decides you can audition, then you can audition. 00:57:20.375 --> 00:57:21.875 What's this? 00:57:21.958 --> 00:57:23.583 Your last five birthday cards. 00:57:25.666 --> 00:57:27.666 You remembered my birthday? 00:57:27.750 --> 00:57:29.375 Yeah, every year. 00:57:31.416 --> 00:57:33.791 I didn't know if you'd want to hear from me. 00:57:34.791 --> 00:57:40.208 But, no matter what, we're family. So... 00:57:43.833 --> 00:57:47.250 But you yelled at me in front of all those bar mitzvah kids, 00:57:47.333 --> 00:57:50.125 and made me feel like I was back in middle school. 00:57:52.333 --> 00:57:57.416 I'm the only boy in seventh grade who knows every lyric to Corner of the Sky. 00:57:57.875 --> 00:57:59.500 There's no justice. 00:58:01.291 --> 00:58:05.708 Well, "Everything has its season, everything has its time..." 00:58:07.125 --> 00:58:13.041 I guarantee you are not the only boy who knows every lyric to Pippin. 00:58:14.083 --> 00:58:17.083 Some just aren't comfortable yet letting everyone know it. 00:58:21.041 --> 00:58:23.708 You're not going to cry, are you? 00:58:24.041 --> 00:58:25.541 No, no. 00:58:26.250 --> 00:58:31.000 I just... You know, you just... You remind me of, like, me. 00:58:31.333 --> 00:58:32.458 Really? 00:58:32.541 --> 00:58:35.416 That's a compliment? You think that's a compliment? 00:58:35.541 --> 00:58:36.583 That's amazing. 00:58:36.666 --> 00:58:38.208 Of course, it's a compliment. 00:58:38.291 --> 00:58:41.000 You're literally all I want to be when I grow up. 00:58:41.083 --> 00:58:44.791 Three weeks on Broadway, an apartment in New York. 00:58:44.916 --> 00:58:46.083 Queens, but... 00:58:46.166 --> 00:58:48.375 Queens is still New York. 00:58:48.500 --> 00:58:50.416 And you're still my hero. 00:58:56.375 --> 00:58:57.875 (CHUCKLES) Aw... 00:59:04.583 --> 00:59:07.500 You know what? You're going to that callback tomorrow. 00:59:08.125 --> 00:59:10.375 I mean, your mom knows you're here, right? 00:59:10.541 --> 00:59:12.458 -Are you being serious? -Yes. 00:59:12.541 --> 00:59:15.833 But you have to stop shouting 'cause you have to save your voice. 00:59:15.916 --> 00:59:17.875 (WHISPERS) Do you have any audition tips? 00:59:21.333 --> 00:59:25.125 Okay, yeah, you know, so I'm not the best singer, 00:59:25.291 --> 00:59:29.041 but there was this trick I used to use for musicals, okay? 00:59:29.625 --> 00:59:32.875 You hold the sheet music, right? Like, you know, 00:59:32.958 --> 00:59:35.250 you haven't really fully memorized the song. 00:59:35.375 --> 00:59:40.333 And then halfway through, just casually, let it drop to the floor like, 00:59:40.541 --> 00:59:43.500 "Wait! Not only do I know this song, 00:59:43.583 --> 00:59:46.250 "I'm going to blow you away in the final verse." 00:59:46.958 --> 00:59:49.041 It's surprisingly effective. 00:59:50.083 --> 00:59:51.666 -That's amazing. -Yeah. 00:59:52.541 --> 00:59:55.416 And find your light. 00:59:55.875 --> 00:59:58.041 Everybody forgets that. 00:59:58.250 --> 01:00:01.958 But how are they gonna remember you if they can't see you? 01:00:03.625 --> 01:00:04.708 Yeah. 01:00:05.125 --> 01:00:07.625 Yeah. Find your light. 01:00:07.708 --> 01:00:08.833 NATE: Okay. 01:00:13.500 --> 01:00:17.666 I looked up to her, you know? Your mom. I really did. 01:00:19.875 --> 01:00:21.583 She got the one thing 01:00:24.125 --> 01:00:25.541 I couldn't get. 01:00:27.750 --> 01:00:29.333 An amazing kid. 01:00:40.791 --> 01:00:41.958 (SOFTLY) I love you! 01:01:05.166 --> 01:01:09.166 Well, the callback was a disaster and you blew it big time, kid. 01:01:09.250 --> 01:01:11.291 Back to Pittsburgh for you! 01:01:11.375 --> 01:01:13.083 Can I borrow some money for the bus? 01:01:13.166 --> 01:01:15.791 Try hitchhiking. It'll build your character. 01:01:19.708 --> 01:01:21.250 (BUZZING) 01:01:21.333 --> 01:01:22.500 ANTHONY: Nate! 01:01:23.500 --> 01:01:25.666 (POUNDING ON DOOR) 01:01:25.750 --> 01:01:27.458 -ANTHONY: Nathan! -Crap! 01:01:29.541 --> 01:01:32.041 ANTHONY: Where is he? LIBBY: Gotta pee! Gotta pee! 01:01:32.125 --> 01:01:33.166 Around the corner. 01:01:33.291 --> 01:01:34.791 How are you here right now? 01:01:34.875 --> 01:01:36.125 (CLEARS THROAT) 01:01:36.583 --> 01:01:37.583 Hi, Anthony. 01:01:38.458 --> 01:01:40.666 Like a giant. He's like a giant. 01:01:40.750 --> 01:01:43.666 Hi, Aunt Heidi. Long time no everything, I guess. 01:01:43.750 --> 01:01:45.916 Don't "Hi, Anthony" me, Nate. 01:01:46.791 --> 01:01:48.625 Okay. Bye, Anthony. 01:01:48.708 --> 01:01:51.041 And I can live with Heidi in New York. Perfect. 01:01:51.125 --> 01:01:53.250 Yeah, like Mom would ever let that happen. 01:01:53.333 --> 01:01:56.583 So, what, then? Are they waiting downstairs for me with handcuffs? 01:01:56.666 --> 01:01:59.583 They don't even know we're here. Get in my truck right now. 01:01:59.666 --> 01:02:01.833 -What? What? -You didn't tell on me? 01:02:01.916 --> 01:02:04.875 No. I'm the one who's supposed to be watching you, remember? 01:02:04.958 --> 01:02:06.791 Get downstairs right now! 01:02:07.333 --> 01:02:12.166 Okay. Please, just let me stay for two more hours, so I can go to my callback. 01:02:17.166 --> 01:02:19.875 I know I embarrass you, Anthony. 01:02:20.458 --> 01:02:21.791 Every day. 01:02:22.541 --> 01:02:26.166 And I know that you hate being my brother, 01:02:26.250 --> 01:02:30.458 just please, let me have this one thing. 01:02:34.208 --> 01:02:38.208 I've been trying to explain how big a Broadway callback is for seven hours, 01:02:38.291 --> 01:02:40.375 so, good luck. 01:02:41.083 --> 01:02:44.416 But, just for the record, you may have run away, 01:02:44.541 --> 01:02:47.500 but Anthony apparently threw quite a party. 01:02:47.583 --> 01:02:49.875 Which I'm sure your parents wouldn't be happy about. 01:02:49.958 --> 01:02:51.708 So, you have some leverage here. 01:02:51.791 --> 01:02:54.500 Ooh, you're good. You should be an agent someday. 01:02:54.583 --> 01:02:55.833 Want to be my agent? 01:02:56.791 --> 01:02:58.500 Is that a real job? 01:02:58.625 --> 01:03:01.250 That's the best job, okay? 01:03:01.333 --> 01:03:03.750 You collect ten percent of an actor's salary 01:03:03.958 --> 01:03:06.791 by making phone calls and going to three lunches a day. 01:03:06.875 --> 01:03:09.958 And you don't have to humiliate yourself in an audition. 01:03:10.666 --> 01:03:13.583 And you get to see what makes people amazing 01:03:13.666 --> 01:03:15.833 before they even know about it themselves. 01:03:16.750 --> 01:03:18.208 That's what an agent does, too. 01:03:18.291 --> 01:03:19.958 Good lord! I'm gonna wring you... 01:03:20.041 --> 01:03:21.166 Why are you limping? 01:03:21.291 --> 01:03:22.833 Quit changing the subject. 01:03:23.000 --> 01:03:25.583 Let me just say that for your little brother 01:03:25.666 --> 01:03:28.541 to have even gotten a callback is kind of remarkable. 01:03:28.625 --> 01:03:32.416 And it says big things about Nate's talent, Anthony. 01:03:32.541 --> 01:03:35.791 It just... It's two hours, two hours. 01:03:38.416 --> 01:03:39.958 Oh, no! 01:03:40.083 --> 01:03:41.333 My favorite vase. 01:03:41.416 --> 01:03:42.458 Nate! 01:03:48.458 --> 01:03:49.666 Oh, no! 01:03:53.666 --> 01:03:56.416 Natey! Stop! 01:03:58.291 --> 01:04:00.125 He's always wanted to escape out a window. 01:04:03.041 --> 01:04:04.916 Gosh, he is a great client. 01:04:14.166 --> 01:04:15.625 ANTHONY: When I catch this punk... 01:04:29.375 --> 01:04:31.750 I know you not about to hop over that turnstile. 01:04:31.833 --> 01:04:36.333 Thank goodness! A subway person. I'm experiencing an emergency. 01:04:36.666 --> 01:04:38.916 "An emergency?" Really? 01:04:39.000 --> 01:04:44.041 I need to get to Manhattan. It's a matter of life, death, and dreams. 01:04:44.125 --> 01:04:48.625 Hold up. Wait a minute. Are you... Yo, Keith, come here! 01:04:48.791 --> 01:04:50.000 Quick! 01:04:50.083 --> 01:04:52.791 Don't he look like that kid that went viral on TikTok? 01:04:52.875 --> 01:04:54.041 I did? 01:04:55.166 --> 01:04:57.500 Yes! That's me! I'm the kid! 01:04:59.791 --> 01:05:01.625 Can I get a selfie for my niece? 01:05:01.708 --> 01:05:03.708 Can I get a free ride on the subway? 01:05:09.291 --> 01:05:10.750 Let's go! Let's go! 01:05:11.625 --> 01:05:13.625 Ooh, he took my trench coat. 01:05:15.041 --> 01:05:17.708 -Oh. Yeah. Where is my... -Keys? 01:05:17.833 --> 01:05:22.666 Yeah. Okay. So, we're going to just find him at the audition studio, 01:05:22.750 --> 01:05:25.041 and it's going to be okay. 01:05:25.125 --> 01:05:27.208 -Okay. Yeah. -Let's go. 01:05:27.291 --> 01:05:30.541 When this is over, I want to know how much you pay for this place. 01:05:30.625 --> 01:05:32.166 Okay. You'd be surprised. 01:05:34.375 --> 01:05:36.750 Excuse me, do you know the stop for Broadway? 01:05:37.000 --> 01:05:40.208 Which Broadway? There is a lot of Broadways. 01:05:40.291 --> 01:05:43.291 You know, like, the Broadway. 01:05:43.416 --> 01:05:46.458 (SINGING) They say the neon lights Are bright on Broadway 01:05:46.958 --> 01:05:48.375 That's the TikTok kid! 01:05:49.166 --> 01:05:50.208 (ALL CLAMORING) 01:05:58.000 --> 01:06:00.916 HEIDI: As long as he's alive, everything will be okay. 01:06:01.083 --> 01:06:02.625 So I can kill him. 01:06:02.750 --> 01:06:04.166 Over his agent's dead body. 01:06:04.291 --> 01:06:06.416 All right, nobody's murdering anyone! 01:06:06.500 --> 01:06:07.541 You started it. 01:06:07.625 --> 01:06:10.166 All right, be respectful. This is an audition place. 01:06:39.666 --> 01:06:40.708 Okay. 01:06:41.250 --> 01:06:44.041 Lilo & Stitch. It was a cartoon. 01:06:44.875 --> 01:06:47.208 Can you just please check the schedule again? 01:06:47.291 --> 01:06:48.875 There's no way he made this up. 01:06:48.958 --> 01:06:50.750 A hundred percent kidnapped. 01:06:50.833 --> 01:06:52.166 Don't... Stop saying that! 01:06:52.250 --> 01:06:56.083 There's no Lilo & Stitch on the schedule today. Promise. 01:06:56.166 --> 01:06:58.875 You haven't seen anyone this morning who looks like me? 01:06:58.958 --> 01:07:01.666 Just like, little shorter, kind of gawky? 01:07:01.750 --> 01:07:06.333 He's not gawky, he is incredibly castable and very cuddly. 01:07:06.416 --> 01:07:08.291 No matter who he chooses to love. 01:07:08.416 --> 01:07:10.166 Okay, okay. Yeah. 01:07:10.583 --> 01:07:11.916 Anyway... 01:07:12.000 --> 01:07:13.625 -Ma'am! -I just want... 01:07:13.708 --> 01:07:14.750 (PHONE CHIMES) 01:07:14.833 --> 01:07:19.333 Wait, "Ma'am?" "Ma'am?" I'm ma'am to you? We could have gone to college together. 01:07:19.416 --> 01:07:21.875 -Hold on. -My... Okay. 01:07:22.458 --> 01:07:25.333 You knew the callback wasn't here, didn't you? 01:07:25.416 --> 01:07:27.333 -(SCOFFS) Aunt Heidi. -What? 01:07:27.416 --> 01:07:29.833 He's at some place called the Amsterdam Theatre. 01:07:29.916 --> 01:07:33.666 New Amsterdam, Anthony. "New." Words matter. 01:07:45.625 --> 01:07:48.250 -You! -Me. Hello. 01:07:49.375 --> 01:07:52.208 This is the Lilo & Stitch final callback, right? 01:07:52.708 --> 01:07:53.916 I hope so. 01:07:54.000 --> 01:07:57.000 Then why did you come dressed as Éponine from Les Miz? 01:07:59.958 --> 01:08:01.416 Good luck! 01:08:03.958 --> 01:08:06.875 Okay. Let's cast a musical. 01:08:07.000 --> 01:08:08.916 (ALL CHEERING) 01:08:10.708 --> 01:08:12.041 Not much time. 01:08:12.250 --> 01:08:13.583 Right up the stairs. 01:08:13.750 --> 01:08:15.958 Hello, twins. How are you? 01:08:16.208 --> 01:08:19.250 Keep it moving. Up, up, up, up. 01:08:19.333 --> 01:08:21.083 Thank you. Thank you. 01:08:21.208 --> 01:08:23.583 Don't worry, I'm losing the coat. 01:08:24.291 --> 01:08:25.416 Go! 01:08:30.833 --> 01:08:32.583 HEIDI: Come on. 01:08:33.708 --> 01:08:36.208 I feel like Elisabeth Shue in Adventures in Babysitting 01:08:36.291 --> 01:08:39.000 when the kid she's watching gets stabbed in the foot. 01:08:40.041 --> 01:08:42.958 What... Okay, I'm 100. Hi, I'm 100 years old. 01:08:43.250 --> 01:08:44.250 Heidi? 01:08:45.083 --> 01:08:48.041 Oh, my gosh! Don't look at me. I'm a mess. 01:08:48.125 --> 01:08:49.875 You disappeared yesterday. 01:08:49.958 --> 01:08:52.416 -(ELEVATOR DINGS) -I hate when good people disappear. 01:08:52.916 --> 01:08:55.875 A Solitary Woman is a major play, Heidi. 01:08:55.958 --> 01:08:58.375 -Yeah. -It's been a bear to cast. 01:08:58.458 --> 01:09:00.500 I'm sorry. Family emergency. 01:09:01.083 --> 01:09:03.250 Look, I just got a last minute no-show 01:09:03.666 --> 01:09:08.166 and the director hasn't liked anybody this week. Can I slot you in? 01:09:08.250 --> 01:09:11.208 Is this an out-of-town job, or straight to Broadway? 01:09:11.291 --> 01:09:15.375 All right, that's a really good question, actually. 01:09:15.458 --> 01:09:17.583 Straight to Broadway, baby. 01:09:17.666 --> 01:09:20.791 -You're doing this audition. -Meet us at the Amsterdam Theatre! 01:09:20.875 --> 01:09:25.458 Anthony, it's not a famously liberal city in Europe. It's a Broadway theater. 01:09:29.416 --> 01:09:32.250 -Okay, thanks. No, yeah. -Thank you. 01:09:33.083 --> 01:09:34.291 Okay. 01:09:34.416 --> 01:09:37.708 (ALL DOING VOCAL EXERCISES) 01:09:40.416 --> 01:09:41.416 Thank you. 01:09:42.041 --> 01:09:43.250 Thank you. 01:09:45.750 --> 01:09:48.916 CASTING DIRECTOR: She's not available. We'll check on her availability. 01:09:49.708 --> 01:09:51.833 Okay, whenever you're ready, Nate. 01:09:52.958 --> 01:09:55.958 Okay. Sorry. Excuse me. Sorry. 01:10:11.375 --> 01:10:14.208 I barely had any time to memorize these sides, so... 01:10:14.291 --> 01:10:16.583 That's not important. Just do your best. 01:10:16.833 --> 01:10:19.500 Start with Stitch's entrance in the first scene. 01:10:23.416 --> 01:10:25.208 "How do you plead?" 01:10:25.500 --> 01:10:28.583 "Not guilty! My experiments are only theoretical 01:10:28.666 --> 01:10:31.500 "and completely within legal boundaries." 01:10:31.958 --> 01:10:35.666 Nate, if you actually want to start over, and just read Stitch's line... 01:10:35.750 --> 01:10:37.708 No worries, I got this! 01:10:37.791 --> 01:10:41.083 "We believe you actually created something." 01:10:41.208 --> 01:10:46.666 "Created something? But that would be irresponsible and unethical." 01:10:47.083 --> 01:10:49.750 And then it says Stitch turns around in the glass jar. 01:10:50.000 --> 01:10:51.833 (SNARLS) 01:10:51.916 --> 01:10:53.166 (ALL GASP) 01:10:57.208 --> 01:10:59.666 "What is that monstrosity?" 01:11:03.083 --> 01:11:04.875 -Told you. -"'Monstrosity'? 01:11:04.958 --> 01:11:08.166 "What you see before you is the first of a new species. 01:11:08.250 --> 01:11:09.750 "I call it Experiment 626." 01:11:09.833 --> 01:11:11.791 That's what you get from Pittsburgh. 01:11:11.875 --> 01:11:15.708 And then Jumba sings the song 626 is Not Just a Number. 01:11:17.458 --> 01:11:21.875 And which is actually getting rewritten as we sit here. Thank you. 01:11:21.958 --> 01:11:24.333 Oh, I'm sorry. Should I not have... 01:11:24.750 --> 01:11:26.666 No, no, you were... 01:11:28.541 --> 01:11:29.541 That was fine, Nate. 01:11:32.625 --> 01:11:36.583 Oh, hi. Were you there the whole time? 01:11:36.875 --> 01:11:38.083 The whole time. 01:11:40.750 --> 01:11:44.291 Nate, Hi. I'm the director. 01:11:44.375 --> 01:11:46.291 Have you learnt the song? 01:11:46.375 --> 01:11:50.041 I mean, with the other kids, sure. 01:11:50.125 --> 01:11:53.541 Listen, when you get to the part in the duet where Lilo chimes in, 01:11:53.666 --> 01:11:55.375 let that music play in the background. 01:11:58.250 --> 01:12:00.041 (KIDS LAUGHING) 01:12:00.250 --> 01:12:04.541 Just sing Stitch's lyrics, I mean. You only have to play Stitch today. 01:12:06.208 --> 01:12:08.833 Oh, my gosh! I'm such an idiot! 01:12:15.958 --> 01:12:17.541 (LAUGHS) 01:12:21.375 --> 01:12:22.916 (LAUGHS MANICALLY) 01:12:25.625 --> 01:12:27.250 Okay, what's so funny? 01:12:29.916 --> 01:12:32.166 How amazing is this kid? 01:12:32.250 --> 01:12:34.666 On Broadway 01:12:34.750 --> 01:12:36.041 Play it, fellas! 01:12:38.416 --> 01:12:39.416 Yeah. 01:12:47.916 --> 01:12:49.041 (SCOFFS) 01:12:50.041 --> 01:12:53.416 On Broadway! 01:12:53.958 --> 01:12:59.416 On Broadway! 01:13:01.250 --> 01:13:02.541 Let's go! Let's go! 01:13:07.458 --> 01:13:11.750 Okay, whenever you're ready, Nate. 01:13:13.875 --> 01:13:17.833 You know you're the only kid here who didn't show up with a parent today, right? 01:13:17.916 --> 01:13:19.333 (ALL LAUGHING) 01:13:19.416 --> 01:13:20.916 Good luck! 01:13:21.000 --> 01:13:22.208 CASTING DIRECTOR: Hello? 01:13:24.375 --> 01:13:25.500 Nate? 01:13:37.250 --> 01:13:40.166 Okay. Do you have any questions before you sing? 01:13:41.625 --> 01:13:42.625 Just one. 01:13:44.583 --> 01:13:48.375 In the movie, Stitch can't really speak sentences, 01:13:48.666 --> 01:13:51.166 so, how does he sing lyrics in the musical? 01:13:51.875 --> 01:13:54.125 (KIDS SNICKERING) 01:13:54.208 --> 01:13:55.750 Because, you know, 01:13:55.833 --> 01:13:59.333 musicals allow us to say things we can't actually say in real life. 01:14:13.583 --> 01:14:15.041 (NO ONE GETS LEFT BEHIND PLAYING) 01:14:30.333 --> 01:14:34.958 I'll admit I don't know much about this life 01:14:35.083 --> 01:14:39.916 I've spent a long time On the outside looking in 01:14:40.208 --> 01:14:45.041 Never feeling accepted Thinking that's just the way it was 01:14:46.458 --> 01:14:50.541 But something happened Somehow life brought you to me 01:14:50.750 --> 01:14:55.291 And I think that's when I realized I belonged 01:14:55.375 --> 01:15:01.083 My family's been here all along And boy, it's good to have a friend so... 01:15:02.458 --> 01:15:06.458 Maybe I don't always need to Feel so small 01:15:08.416 --> 01:15:12.916 Maybe this planet ain't so bad after all 01:15:13.666 --> 01:15:15.333 (OFF-KEY) From here on out... 01:15:15.625 --> 01:15:18.916 Thanks, Nate. I think we're good. 01:15:33.500 --> 01:15:35.000 You don't embarrass me! 01:15:40.208 --> 01:15:41.333 I promise. 01:15:43.250 --> 01:15:44.833 You don't embarrass me, Nate. 01:16:04.708 --> 01:16:10.125 So from here on out I'll never let you down 01:16:10.208 --> 01:16:13.125 I won't be perfect all the time 01:16:13.208 --> 01:16:15.875 But I'm always gonna try, yeah 01:16:16.125 --> 01:16:20.208 I don't care where I'll always be right there 01:16:20.375 --> 01:16:23.250 'Cause I've got a family to call mine 01:16:23.333 --> 01:16:27.833 And family means no one gets left behind 01:16:30.791 --> 01:16:35.541 You bet I'll try To bring you all the sunny days 01:16:35.666 --> 01:16:39.791 And if you cry I'll be there all the same 01:16:39.875 --> 01:16:42.416 So bring the thunder, bring the rain 01:16:42.500 --> 01:16:45.166 'Cause you know 01:16:45.333 --> 01:16:49.416 From here on out I'll never let you down 01:16:49.500 --> 01:16:52.125 'Cause I've got a family to call mine 01:16:52.541 --> 01:16:56.791 And family means no one gets left behind 01:16:57.208 --> 01:16:59.250 Yeah, oh 01:16:59.416 --> 01:17:02.458 Left behind, yeah 01:17:02.541 --> 01:17:04.375 Oh! 01:17:04.458 --> 01:17:08.166 From here on out I'll never let you down 01:17:08.625 --> 01:17:10.958 Can't claim I'll do everything right 01:17:11.041 --> 01:17:12.041 Find your light. 01:17:12.125 --> 01:17:13.625 But I'll love you all my life 01:17:13.708 --> 01:17:18.166 Yeah, I don't care where I'll always be right there 01:17:18.250 --> 01:17:21.041 'Cause I've got a family to call mine 01:17:21.291 --> 01:17:25.833 And family means no one gets left behind 01:17:26.041 --> 01:17:28.083 Yeah, oh 01:17:28.166 --> 01:17:30.625 Left behind 01:17:31.166 --> 01:17:35.083 'Cause family means No one gets left behind 01:17:35.666 --> 01:17:36.750 Yeah 01:17:37.750 --> 01:17:41.375 Left behind, yeah 01:17:44.625 --> 01:17:47.625 'Cause I've got a family to call mine 01:17:48.916 --> 01:17:54.000 And family means no one gets left behind 01:17:57.708 --> 01:18:00.500 -(CLAPPING) -You don't do that, it's inappropriate. 01:18:06.250 --> 01:18:09.083 Okay, Nate, I think that's all we're gonna need. 01:18:16.500 --> 01:18:17.875 (APPLAUDING SOFTLY) 01:18:17.958 --> 01:18:19.083 Good luck! 01:18:19.166 --> 01:18:22.041 KID 1: Good job! KID 2: He was really good! 01:18:24.541 --> 01:18:25.750 Hi. 01:18:31.208 --> 01:18:34.875 I didn't know you could, like, do all that. 01:18:35.000 --> 01:18:37.083 You don't let me sing in the house. 01:18:37.416 --> 01:18:40.416 Wow, your comebacks have gotten sharper in New York. 01:18:40.500 --> 01:18:42.333 -Really? -What? They have. 01:18:42.416 --> 01:18:44.750 I dropped the sheet music like you told me to. 01:18:45.375 --> 01:18:46.583 I saw. 01:18:46.708 --> 01:18:50.083 Yeah, I actually had... I had just left my own audition, 01:18:50.166 --> 01:18:51.333 and let me just say, 01:18:51.416 --> 01:18:53.291 -you should be giving me tips. -(PHONE CHIMES) 01:18:53.375 --> 01:18:55.416 My mom just sent me an all-caps text saying, 01:18:55.500 --> 01:18:57.458 "Why aren't you at your dad's? I'm worried." 01:18:57.541 --> 01:19:00.041 Perfect timing. I'm double parked. Let's go. 01:19:00.416 --> 01:19:02.125 Oh, Nate. Here. 01:19:03.958 --> 01:19:05.375 It's a gift. 01:19:05.458 --> 01:19:08.250 I picked it up on my way at some like, 01:19:08.333 --> 01:19:11.291 dumb tourist trap in Times Square. So... 01:19:11.375 --> 01:19:13.833 Anthony, someone's putting a ticket on your truck. 01:19:14.000 --> 01:19:15.791 Go now. You go now. 01:19:16.291 --> 01:19:17.916 My bad, officer! 01:19:18.958 --> 01:19:21.541 I got you a gift, too. 01:19:21.833 --> 01:19:23.291 I hope it's your size. 01:19:23.875 --> 01:19:26.333 Great. Oh, I'm gonna miss this. 01:19:28.541 --> 01:19:29.541 Well... 01:19:31.375 --> 01:19:32.875 You should go, Natey. 01:19:35.416 --> 01:19:37.416 I hope I don't see you at Christmas this year. 01:19:37.500 --> 01:19:39.000 Jeez, Nate. That was harsh. 01:19:39.083 --> 01:19:42.916 Because I hope you get the part in the play and you're too busy to come home. 01:19:43.541 --> 01:19:45.916 I skipped out on that audition, sweetie. 01:19:47.291 --> 01:19:52.000 I just wanted to be here with you. And I'm so glad that I was. 01:19:52.625 --> 01:19:54.125 Not to alarm anyone, 01:19:54.208 --> 01:19:56.750 but your mom is on the phone with your brother now, 01:19:56.833 --> 01:19:58.500 and they are leaving the resort, 01:19:58.583 --> 01:20:02.166 and Anthony said a lot of words that I can't really say in front of an adult, 01:20:02.250 --> 01:20:05.750 but I believe he'd bleeping like you to get in the bleeping truck, now. 01:20:05.833 --> 01:20:09.666 So, basically, if you two are going to cry, cry bleeping quick. 01:20:13.541 --> 01:20:15.541 Thanks for the audition tips. 01:20:18.500 --> 01:20:20.916 Nate, can you just tell your mom... 01:20:23.875 --> 01:20:28.333 I don't even remember why we're fighting and I miss her. 01:20:30.125 --> 01:20:32.416 Okay. Okay, I will. 01:20:33.083 --> 01:20:34.291 And I'm sorry. 01:20:39.916 --> 01:20:41.625 I really meant it last night. 01:20:45.166 --> 01:20:46.458 You're my hero. 01:20:51.291 --> 01:20:52.375 Cool. 01:21:01.208 --> 01:21:04.041 -I call DJ. -No show tunes or I drive off the highway. 01:21:04.125 --> 01:21:06.916 LIBBY: You really have learned nothing today, have you? 01:21:07.000 --> 01:21:08.583 Uh, baby steps. 01:21:23.125 --> 01:21:25.000 (MOUTHING) I love you. 01:21:39.333 --> 01:21:41.333 SHERRIE: Well, I'm very proud of the boys. 01:21:41.833 --> 01:21:43.000 What happened? 01:21:43.083 --> 01:21:46.500 Anthony said Nate couldn't come to the phone because, 01:21:46.791 --> 01:21:48.916 you're not going to believe this, 01:21:49.041 --> 01:21:50.750 Nate is teaching him how to sing. 01:21:51.750 --> 01:21:54.375 -That's kinda nice. Yeah? -Yeah. 01:21:54.458 --> 01:21:57.875 As long as it's not Wicked. I can't. I really can't. 01:22:00.916 --> 01:22:03.708 (SINGING) So if you care to find me 01:22:03.916 --> 01:22:06.666 Look to the western sky! 01:22:06.958 --> 01:22:09.500 As someone told me lately 01:22:09.791 --> 01:22:14.000 Everyone deserves the chance to fly! 01:22:24.208 --> 01:22:25.833 Thanks for making me run away. 01:22:25.916 --> 01:22:27.000 Seriously. 01:22:28.750 --> 01:22:32.916 It was, you know, very agent-like of you. 01:22:35.500 --> 01:22:37.333 I think I found my thing. 01:22:45.500 --> 01:22:49.583 -Love you like a sister! -Love you like a sister, too! 01:22:49.875 --> 01:22:51.416 ANTHONY: Later, Libby. 01:23:04.375 --> 01:23:05.833 (SCHOOL BELL RINGING) 01:23:13.541 --> 01:23:17.083 Hey, Lib. It's been a week and no news. 01:23:17.250 --> 01:23:19.958 Why aren't you in study hall? I'm spiraling. 01:23:20.916 --> 01:23:22.333 Okay, love you, bye. 01:23:26.791 --> 01:23:28.458 (SNIFFS) 01:23:28.541 --> 01:23:30.208 Loser. 01:23:30.291 --> 01:23:34.125 BOY: (SINGING) I've gotta be where my spirit can run free 01:23:34.458 --> 01:23:39.083 Gotta find my corner of the sky 01:23:39.208 --> 01:23:40.708 (TOILET FLUSHES) 01:23:47.041 --> 01:23:50.291 -If you tell anyone... -(PA CHIMES) 01:23:50.458 --> 01:23:53.125 MAN ON PA: Nate Foster to the principal's office. 01:23:53.208 --> 01:23:55.750 Nate Foster to the principal's office. 01:23:57.916 --> 01:23:59.666 Your secret is safe with me. 01:24:08.125 --> 01:24:09.791 Nate Foster to the principal's office. 01:24:09.875 --> 01:24:11.583 Whatever I did, I didn't do it. 01:24:15.291 --> 01:24:16.500 What's going on? 01:24:18.166 --> 01:24:22.708 Nate, did you take a trip to New York without telling us? 01:24:23.125 --> 01:24:25.583 The subway lady said I could hop over the turnstile. 01:24:25.666 --> 01:24:27.416 No, Nate. It's not that. 01:24:28.416 --> 01:24:32.333 Anthony shouldn't get in trouble. He actually kind of saved me. 01:24:32.416 --> 01:24:33.541 Nate. 01:24:33.833 --> 01:24:38.208 And Libby shouldn't be grounded. If anyone should, it's me. 01:24:38.875 --> 01:24:41.458 I'm not. And you're not. 01:24:41.541 --> 01:24:43.541 Natey, honey. We got a call. 01:24:45.250 --> 01:24:48.083 The initial offer is low but workable. 01:24:51.375 --> 01:24:53.833 Wait. Wait. 01:24:57.500 --> 01:24:58.666 -You mean... -(#GOAWF PLAYING) 01:24:58.750 --> 01:25:01.208 Just getting started We about to go up 01:25:01.583 --> 01:25:03.958 Calling all boss chicks around the world 01:25:04.375 --> 01:25:06.583 This is your moment Own it, sister, woman up! 01:25:07.166 --> 01:25:10.125 The world is your oyster And we are the pearls 01:25:10.208 --> 01:25:12.583 We on! We on! We on! 01:25:13.125 --> 01:25:15.791 We on! We on! We on! 01:25:15.875 --> 01:25:18.083 We on! We on! We on! 01:25:18.208 --> 01:25:21.916 But hold up just a second I'm about to go awf 01:25:23.416 --> 01:25:24.500 Yeah! 01:25:25.333 --> 01:25:27.625 Before I met Libby, I had no friends. 01:25:27.708 --> 01:25:29.416 But now, I have friend. 01:25:29.500 --> 01:25:32.500 And because of her, I will be performing the role of Stitch 01:25:32.625 --> 01:25:34.250 at two matinees per week, 01:25:34.333 --> 01:25:36.583 and sometimes more often if the star is sick. 01:25:36.708 --> 01:25:38.833 I'm about to go awf 01:25:40.458 --> 01:25:43.208 We started from the bottom Now we're rising to the top 01:25:43.416 --> 01:25:45.833 And now you've got her going And she's never gonna stop! 01:25:45.958 --> 01:25:48.708 It pays to have a beastie That goes this hard! 01:25:48.791 --> 01:25:50.708 If you want receipts Here's my business card! 01:25:50.833 --> 01:25:53.083 Dear pearls 01:25:53.166 --> 01:25:55.500 Get out of your shells It's your world 01:25:55.583 --> 01:26:00.000 We've got to cheer each other on! 01:26:00.083 --> 01:26:02.458 Until Queendom come! 01:26:03.375 --> 01:26:06.083 We on! We on! We on! 01:26:06.208 --> 01:26:08.583 We on! We on! We on! 01:26:08.916 --> 01:26:10.833 We on! We on! We on! 01:26:11.083 --> 01:26:13.833 But hold up just a second I'm about to go awf... 01:26:13.916 --> 01:26:16.000 Before Nate came back into my life, 01:26:16.083 --> 01:26:20.333 I was a cater waiter with a rent-controlled apartment, but now... 01:26:21.541 --> 01:26:23.791 I'm A Solitary Woman, 01:26:24.041 --> 01:26:25.750 with a rent-controlled apartment. 01:26:25.833 --> 01:26:30.000 And an amazing family. And agent. 01:26:30.750 --> 01:26:33.416 Just getting started We about to go up 01:26:33.500 --> 01:26:36.500 Calling all boss chicks around the world 01:26:36.583 --> 01:26:38.791 This is your moment Own it, sister, woman up! 01:26:38.875 --> 01:26:42.125 The world is your oyster And we are the pearls 01:26:42.208 --> 01:26:45.041 We on! We on! We on! 01:26:45.125 --> 01:26:47.833 We on! We on! We on! 01:26:48.000 --> 01:26:50.000 We on! We on! We on! 01:26:50.125 --> 01:26:54.000 But hold up just a second I'm about to go awf 01:26:55.291 --> 01:26:56.333 Yep! 01:26:57.416 --> 01:26:59.916 I'm about to go awf 01:27:00.041 --> 01:27:01.791 -(HORN HONKS) -Yep! 01:27:03.583 --> 01:27:06.291 ANTHONY: For the longest time, I always thought of Libby 01:27:06.416 --> 01:27:10.250 as my little brother's loud, intelligent friend. 01:27:10.333 --> 01:27:14.166 But now, I pledge that if I ever decide to go pro one day, 01:27:14.250 --> 01:27:17.458 I will hire Libby as my sports agent. 01:27:18.166 --> 01:27:19.166 Is that good? 01:27:19.250 --> 01:27:22.708 Let's just say there's a reason Nate's the actor of the family. 01:27:22.833 --> 01:27:24.166 Could I try another take? 01:27:24.375 --> 01:27:26.208 Hold on, you need lip gloss. 01:27:26.416 --> 01:27:27.916 -I'm a star maker -Yeah 01:27:28.000 --> 01:27:29.250 A mover and shaker 01:27:29.333 --> 01:27:31.791 -Only thirteen -But bringing home the vegan bacon 01:27:31.875 --> 01:27:34.791 The hustle's a la carte, And I don't sell dreams 01:27:34.875 --> 01:27:37.416 But if I'm representing, It'll be a small fee 01:27:37.500 --> 01:27:39.083 Dear pearls 01:27:39.208 --> 01:27:41.541 Get out of your shells It's your world 01:27:41.625 --> 01:27:43.333 We've got to cheer each other on! 01:27:43.416 --> 01:27:44.458 I love you! 01:27:44.541 --> 01:27:46.375 (AUDIENCE CHEERING) 01:27:46.458 --> 01:27:48.416 Until Queendom come! 01:27:49.125 --> 01:27:51.375 Just getting started We about to go up 01:27:51.791 --> 01:27:53.416 That's my brother! 01:27:54.500 --> 01:27:57.083 Just getting started We about to go up 01:27:57.291 --> 01:28:00.000 Just getting started We about to go up! 01:28:00.541 --> 01:28:03.125 We on! 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