WEBVTT 00:00:00.667 --> 00:00:13.625 ..:: Presented by ZarFilm website ::.. ‏.:: www.bolboljan.net ::. 00:00:19.625 --> 00:00:23.042 ♪ 00:00:23.042 --> 00:00:26.042 ♪ 00:00:26.042 --> 00:00:28.125 ♪ Another year already ♪ 00:00:28.125 --> 00:00:30.833 ♪ How you hoped that it would come ♪ 00:00:30.833 --> 00:00:33.417 ♪ All the days and weeks unfolding ♪ 00:00:33.417 --> 00:00:35.917 ♪ As we buttoned up our coats ♪ 00:00:35.917 --> 00:00:38.583 ♪ And headed home but what's a home? ♪ 00:00:38.583 --> 00:00:41.042 ♪ Another place you never go ♪ 00:00:41.042 --> 00:00:44.042 ♪ Another space nobody knows ♪ 00:00:44.042 --> 00:00:46.292 ♪ The things you do when you're alone ♪ 00:00:46.292 --> 00:00:50.542 ♪ And I'm alone and you're alone again this year ♪ 00:00:51.708 --> 00:00:55.667 ♪ I'm alone and you're alone again this year ♪ 00:00:57.250 --> 00:00:59.625 ♪ There are things still left to say ♪ 00:00:59.625 --> 00:01:02.042 ♪ I've got phrases, I've got phrases ♪ 00:01:02.042 --> 00:01:05.042 ♪ There are things still left to say ♪ 00:01:05.042 --> 00:01:06.917 ♪ I've got phrases, I've got phrases ♪ 00:01:06.917 --> 00:01:08.042 [rattling] 00:01:08.042 --> 00:01:11.000 [spray hissing] 00:01:13.000 --> 00:01:14.208 ♪ Anyway ♪ 00:01:18.542 --> 00:01:20.750 ♪ Do you miss me when I'm not around ♪ 00:01:20.750 --> 00:01:23.042 ♪ 'Cause you don't see me when I'm here ♪ 00:01:23.042 --> 00:01:25.750 ♪ I'm like a ghost of myself already ♪ 00:01:25.750 --> 00:01:28.000 ♪ If I could I would disappear ♪ 00:01:28.000 --> 00:01:30.583 ♪ But I'm still here and you're still here ♪ 00:01:30.583 --> 00:01:32.375 ♪ We're all still here ♪ 00:01:33.500 --> 00:01:36.250 ♪ There are things still left to say ♪ 00:01:36.250 --> 00:01:38.833 ♪ I've got phrases, I've got phrases ♪ 00:01:38.833 --> 00:01:41.500 ♪ There are things still left to say ♪ 00:01:41.500 --> 00:01:43.958 ♪ I've got phrases, I've got phrases ♪ 00:01:43.958 --> 00:01:45.167 ♪ You're afraid ♪ 00:01:48.542 --> 00:01:49.167 [shutter clicks] 00:01:49.167 --> 00:01:51.042 ♪ What are you afraid of? ♪ 00:01:52.208 --> 00:01:53.333 ♪ Anyway ♪ 00:01:55.250 --> 00:01:59.208 [notifications chiming] 00:02:03.667 --> 00:02:06.458 [notification chiming] 00:02:09.042 --> 00:02:10.875 PAIGE: Art is supposed to be subjective, 00:02:11.292 --> 00:02:14.000 but KingPun's art is subjectively good. 00:02:14.000 --> 00:02:15.042 While mine is 00:02:15.042 --> 00:02:17.000 objectively struggling, 00:02:17.000 --> 00:02:19.208 and at the worst time possible. 00:02:19.208 --> 00:02:21.458 Right now, I need to be on my A-game 00:02:21.458 --> 00:02:23.875 to get into the CalArt Summer Program, 00:02:23.875 --> 00:02:25.958 AKA my dream school. 00:02:25.958 --> 00:02:29.667 "Through your medium of choice, show us your happiest moment." 00:02:29.667 --> 00:02:30.917 Are you fucking kidding me? 00:02:30.917 --> 00:02:33.208 What a vague bullshit prompt. 00:02:33.208 --> 00:02:34.458 A vague bullshit prompt 00:02:34.458 --> 00:02:36.500 that will determine if I have a shot in hell at getting 00:02:36.500 --> 00:02:39.167 into one of the most competitive schools in the country. 00:02:39.167 --> 00:02:42.208 Which will determine if I have a future in art at all. 00:02:42.208 --> 00:02:43.375 No pressure though. 00:02:43.375 --> 00:02:46.292 So how do I answer this impossible question? 00:02:46.958 --> 00:02:50.417 Huh? What if my happiest moment was when I came out to my mom. 00:02:50.417 --> 00:02:51.833 YOUNG PAIGE: Okay. 00:02:51.833 --> 00:02:53.792 Now turn it to the right. 00:02:54.833 --> 00:02:56.958 Also I think I'm gay. 00:02:56.958 --> 00:02:58.458 Actually, I know I am. [thud] 00:02:58.458 --> 00:03:00.792 - Ow! Barbara from next door is gay. 00:03:00.792 --> 00:03:01.875 - Okay? 00:03:01.875 --> 00:03:04.583 - Sorry my first instinct was to name other gay people we know. 00:03:04.583 --> 00:03:06.667 Honey, I'm so happy for you! 00:03:06.667 --> 00:03:08.208 PAIGE: She's always been supportive. 00:03:08.208 --> 00:03:10.750 ANGIE: Paige. Paige! Come on. 00:03:10.750 --> 00:03:12.417 No edibles before school, we've talked about this. 00:03:12.417 --> 00:03:14.208 Dillon's almost here. You're gonna be late. 00:03:14.208 --> 00:03:16.417 - What if I just skipped the rest of junior year 00:03:16.417 --> 00:03:17.750 and went right to CalArts? 00:03:17.750 --> 00:03:21.250 - Well, you could, but then you wouldn't get 00:03:21.250 --> 00:03:23.750 a lot of cool free swag from me. 00:03:23.750 --> 00:03:24.833 - I'm already scared. 00:03:24.833 --> 00:03:26.042 - I can't wait. Look. 00:03:26.042 --> 00:03:28.667 Glow in the dark dental dams. 00:03:28.667 --> 00:03:31.167 They make your puss kind of glow. It's so pretty. 00:03:31.167 --> 00:03:32.917 It's just a soft glow. - Mom-- 00:03:32.917 --> 00:03:34.083 - When I was a teenager, 00:03:34.083 --> 00:03:35.750 we used to use glow in the dark condoms. 00:03:35.750 --> 00:03:39.042 It really added a touch of whimsy to an otherwise fraught situation. 00:03:39.042 --> 00:03:40.667 - We don't use those. 00:03:40.667 --> 00:03:43.458 - We! Finally. 00:03:43.458 --> 00:03:45.542 Oh my gosh, Paige. 00:03:45.542 --> 00:03:47.042 Is it Colleen from next door? 00:03:47.042 --> 00:03:50.125 Because she's so tall. I like that. Statuesque. 00:03:50.125 --> 00:03:53.958 - It's not anybody because we, the queer community, 00:03:53.958 --> 00:03:55.125 we don't use those. 00:03:55.125 --> 00:03:58.625 - So just vibrators? Isn't that a little limiting? 00:03:59.042 --> 00:04:00.292 - Probably. - Okay. 00:04:00.292 --> 00:04:01.625 I'm gonna put them here 00:04:01.625 --> 00:04:03.250 because I feel like you're gonna change your mind, 00:04:03.250 --> 00:04:05.042 but if not, let me know because I have the receipt. 00:04:05.042 --> 00:04:07.167 PAIGE: Okay, maybe she's a little too supportive. 00:04:07.167 --> 00:04:08.458 [horn honking] BOY: Hey! 00:04:08.458 --> 00:04:11.042 PAIGE: And that would be my best friend, Dillon. 00:04:11.042 --> 00:04:13.375 He's kind of like my platonic soul mate. 00:04:16.167 --> 00:04:17.500 I've always been able to share anything with him. 00:04:20.042 --> 00:04:22.042 Actually, maybe that was my happiest moment. 00:04:22.042 --> 00:04:24.833 So... I like girls. 00:04:25.458 --> 00:04:26.000 - Me too. 00:04:26.000 --> 00:04:29.875 PAIGE: I still share everything with him. Even a Spotify account. 00:04:29.875 --> 00:04:31.583 - Hey, yo, Spotify informed me 00:04:31.583 --> 00:04:34.667 you listened to Phoebe Bridgers for eight hours straight last night, 00:04:34.667 --> 00:04:37.292 which is concerning 'cause she only has two albums. 00:04:37.292 --> 00:04:38.292 Are you okay? 00:04:38.917 --> 00:04:42.167 - Sad lesbian music is an integral part of my identity. 00:04:42.167 --> 00:04:45.875 - So I'm assuming that the application is not going well. 00:04:45.875 --> 00:04:47.875 - Just can't figure out what to send in. 00:04:48.375 --> 00:04:50.708 I know that colleges love a good coming out story. 00:04:50.708 --> 00:04:53.042 - Please don't do that. You'd be like the billionth gay person to. 00:04:53.042 --> 00:04:55.208 How about you draw my presidential portrait? 00:04:55.208 --> 00:04:56.167 - Hmm. 00:04:56.167 --> 00:04:58.542 It's a cute idea, Dillon. - It's good, isn't it? 00:04:58.542 --> 00:05:02.000 - But your political ambitions, they aren't my happiest moment. 00:05:02.000 --> 00:05:02.750 You know what I mean? 00:05:03.667 --> 00:05:06.792 - You think that your crush on Gabriela Campos is CalArt worthy? 00:05:06.792 --> 00:05:07.875 - What? 00:05:08.542 --> 00:05:11.333 Unrequited love is the source of a lot of great art. 00:05:11.333 --> 00:05:12.958 And there's nothing more unrequited 00:05:12.958 --> 00:05:16.083 than my crush on Gabriela Campos. 00:05:17.458 --> 00:05:18.708 That's not Gabby. 00:05:18.708 --> 00:05:20.708 That's her sister, AJ. 00:05:23.958 --> 00:05:27.167 - Alright, kids, time for this week's take home project. 00:05:27.167 --> 00:05:27.958 Find a partner. 00:05:28.583 --> 00:05:29.667 - Wanna be my partner? 00:05:29.667 --> 00:05:30.792 PAIGE: That is Gabby. 00:05:30.792 --> 00:05:31.542 Sure. 00:05:32.417 --> 00:05:34.917 TEACHER: Now I wanna see you share responsibilities 00:05:34.917 --> 00:05:36.500 like real parents would. 00:05:37.167 --> 00:05:37.917 - What should we name it? 00:05:38.542 --> 00:05:40.667 - How about Lentil? 00:05:40.667 --> 00:05:42.250 - Lentil the egg. 00:05:42.792 --> 00:05:43.833 So dumb. 00:05:45.083 --> 00:05:45.875 I love it. 00:05:46.750 --> 00:05:47.917 - Hi, Lentil. 00:05:48.792 --> 00:05:50.333 - Your moms love you very much. 00:05:52.708 --> 00:05:54.750 PAIGE: She's kind of the first girl who made me feel 00:05:54.750 --> 00:05:56.708 like life could be as good as art. 00:05:56.708 --> 00:05:57.833 You know? 00:06:01.375 --> 00:06:02.083 [snaps fingers] 00:06:02.083 --> 00:06:02.792 DILLON: No. 00:06:02.792 --> 00:06:05.250 I'm not gonna let you spend all of high school pining over some girl 00:06:05.250 --> 00:06:07.083 who doesn't give you the time of day. 00:06:07.083 --> 00:06:09.292 You know I don't like to assert my power as class president, 00:06:09.292 --> 00:06:10.708 but I'm going to have to if this keeps up. 00:06:10.708 --> 00:06:12.417 - Stacey is going to win. 00:06:13.125 --> 00:06:15.292 Also, you do know that as class president, 00:06:15.292 --> 00:06:16.917 you don't have any actual power, right? 00:06:16.917 --> 00:06:18.833 - That is a sad way to look at democracy. 00:06:19.500 --> 00:06:21.500 [school bell rings] 00:06:22.792 --> 00:06:24.500 ♪ Got a big boy bag, got a big boy drip ♪ 00:06:24.500 --> 00:06:26.333 ♪ Make a li'l girl sad 'cause a big boy rich ♪ 00:06:26.333 --> 00:06:28.000 ♪ Big boy pants 'cause my pockets is thick ♪ 00:06:28.000 --> 00:06:29.792 ♪ Hello Kitty keychain hang straight from my hip ♪ 00:06:29.792 --> 00:06:31.583 ♪ Got a big boy bag, got a big boy drip ♪ 00:06:31.583 --> 00:06:32.875 PAIGE: Alright. 00:06:34.375 --> 00:06:35.625 - Holy shit. 00:06:35.625 --> 00:06:36.292 - You like? 00:06:36.667 --> 00:06:38.583 - "Save water, shower together." 00:06:38.583 --> 00:06:40.375 Hmm. That looks so hot. 00:06:40.375 --> 00:06:42.583 And Stacey's also really hot. 00:06:42.583 --> 00:06:44.208 Great job with these, by the way. 00:06:44.208 --> 00:06:45.042 - Thank you. 00:06:45.042 --> 00:06:47.250 - Though I do feel like you spent a little bit more time on Stacey's. 00:06:47.250 --> 00:06:50.042 - Nope. Mm-mm. I told you guys I'm Switzerland. 00:06:50.042 --> 00:06:53.500 Oh. Shit, they are also a little bit wet. 00:06:54.417 --> 00:06:56.458 - Thanks for telling me that after I pick it up. 00:06:56.458 --> 00:06:58.167 And yeah, I just close the - 00:06:58.167 --> 00:06:58.917 PAIGE: Okay. - No. 00:06:58.917 --> 00:07:00.500 Coño. Ay. 00:07:00.500 --> 00:07:03.500 Anyway, as I was saying, as your future class president, 00:07:03.500 --> 00:07:05.500 I think it's time for you to move on from Gabriela. 00:07:05.500 --> 00:07:08.417 It's too predictable to go for the most popular girl in school. 00:07:09.208 --> 00:07:10.458 Great. Right on cue. 00:07:10.458 --> 00:07:12.458 ♪ All of dem I want it all, gimme all of dat ♪ 00:07:12.458 --> 00:07:14.458 ♪ All of dem Gimme gimme gimme all of dem ♪ 00:07:14.458 --> 00:07:16.458 ♪ All of dem I want it all, gimme all of dat ♪ 00:07:16.458 --> 00:07:18.292 ♪ All of dem Gimme gimme gimme all of dem ♪ 00:07:18.292 --> 00:07:19.667 - Is she in slow motion again? - Yeah. 00:07:19.667 --> 00:07:21.333 - Music playing in the background? - Mm-hmm. 00:07:21.333 --> 00:07:22.833 - Funny feeling down there? - Naturally. 00:07:22.833 --> 00:07:23.958 - You are a lost cause. 00:07:23.958 --> 00:07:25.458 [speaks Spanish] 00:07:27.625 --> 00:07:28.625 GIRL: Heads up! 00:07:28.625 --> 00:07:30.208 My bad. - Yeah. 00:07:31.167 --> 00:07:32.917 - Let's go. Vamos. 00:07:32.917 --> 00:07:34.542 Yeah, ah ah. Ah ah ah ah. 00:07:35.833 --> 00:07:37.917 Shut the hell up. 00:07:37.917 --> 00:07:40.083 Starting the week strong with a new KingPun mural. 00:07:40.667 --> 00:07:42.083 You know everyone still thinks it's you, right? 00:07:42.083 --> 00:07:43.167 - Well, little do they know, 00:07:43.167 --> 00:07:46.500 my raging anxiety would never let me deface school property. 00:07:46.500 --> 00:07:48.833 - Whoa, could you please not waste water 00:07:48.833 --> 00:07:50.208 and undermine my political platform? 00:07:50.208 --> 00:07:51.083 Thank you. 00:07:51.083 --> 00:07:53.083 BOY: Oh, KingPun did it again! Check it out! 00:07:53.083 --> 00:07:54.792 PAIGE: Kind of think that this one's good. 00:07:54.792 --> 00:07:56.333 - I think it's kind of corny. 00:07:56.333 --> 00:07:58.208 - Well, I think that you can't draw for shit. 00:07:58.708 --> 00:08:00.792 And I think that they're actually talented. 00:08:00.792 --> 00:08:03.208 - Oh, you're so funny. [whistle blows] 00:08:03.208 --> 00:08:05.958 - Okay, everyone, away from the vandalization. 00:08:05.958 --> 00:08:07.250 - Oh god. Here we go. 00:08:07.250 --> 00:08:09.250 - If any of you have any information 00:08:09.250 --> 00:08:11.167 as my mother used to say, 00:08:11.167 --> 00:08:12.750 "Snitches get riches." 00:08:12.750 --> 00:08:13.917 DILLON: Have you ever seen him smile? 00:08:14.333 --> 00:08:16.458 - Once. At a fire drill. 00:08:17.042 --> 00:08:18.458 He loved the chaos of it. 00:08:18.458 --> 00:08:19.875 - Hey, nice mural, Paige. 00:08:19.875 --> 00:08:21.125 PAIGE: Tim. Ugh. 00:08:21.125 --> 00:08:23.417 I love this little bit that we've got going, 00:08:23.417 --> 00:08:25.125 but it's not me. 00:08:25.125 --> 00:08:26.250 - Oh. Sure, Paige. 00:08:26.250 --> 00:08:27.625 - Sure, Tim. 00:08:28.375 --> 00:08:29.958 - No, it's, it's definitely her. 00:08:29.958 --> 00:08:30.833 TIM: Doy. 00:08:31.292 --> 00:08:33.208 Hey, KingPun thinks she's not KingPun. 00:08:33.208 --> 00:08:35.000 [laughter] 00:08:35.417 --> 00:08:38.042 [school bell ringing] 00:08:42.708 --> 00:08:44.250 DILLON: KingPun is who you should date. 00:08:44.250 --> 00:08:46.000 Unless it's a dude or unless it's you. 00:08:46.000 --> 00:08:48.292 'Cause then you'd just be dating yourself, and that would be weird. 00:08:48.292 --> 00:08:49.625 - Hmm. 00:08:49.625 --> 00:08:51.750 You have no idea how hard it is out here 00:08:51.750 --> 00:08:53.542 for your everyday gay, Dillon. 00:08:53.542 --> 00:08:55.042 - Stop making excuses. 00:08:55.042 --> 00:08:57.583 - You've been in a relationship since the first day of middle school. 00:08:57.583 --> 00:09:00.083 Also, this semester, I'm gonna make my move. 00:09:00.083 --> 00:09:01.292 - Oh yeah? Name one time that you've made a move. 00:09:01.750 --> 00:09:03.833 - Oh, there was that server at Cheesecake Factory 00:09:03.833 --> 00:09:04.917 that gave me extra brown bread. 00:09:04.917 --> 00:09:05.583 - It was her job. 00:09:05.583 --> 00:09:07.417 - It was sexual. Hey, Stacey. 00:09:07.417 --> 00:09:08.583 - Hey. 00:09:09.917 --> 00:09:12.000 Did you turn your class president app in yet? 00:09:12.000 --> 00:09:13.333 You know I love some competition. 00:09:13.333 --> 00:09:15.875 - Oh, you know I haven't missed a deadline since the fifth grade. 00:09:15.875 --> 00:09:19.292 And that was only because I had severe chicken pox. 00:09:19.292 --> 00:09:20.750 It was the worst case I'd ever seen. 00:09:20.750 --> 00:09:22.750 [both moan] 00:09:22.750 --> 00:09:24.500 - How is this allowed in school? 00:09:24.500 --> 00:09:26.125 [Stacey moans] 00:09:26.125 --> 00:09:27.875 - God, I love when you're the best at things. 00:09:27.875 --> 00:09:29.000 - Oh yeah? 00:09:31.125 --> 00:09:33.417 - You guys are so straight, it's almost gay. 00:09:33.417 --> 00:09:34.875 [both moan] 00:09:34.875 --> 00:09:36.208 Do you guys wanna come over after school 00:09:36.208 --> 00:09:38.333 and take edibles and watch Shrek? 00:09:38.333 --> 00:09:41.208 - So you could convince yourself that a CBD dog treat made you high again? 00:09:41.208 --> 00:09:42.375 Yeah. No, thank you. 00:09:42.375 --> 00:09:44.792 - Plus, after school we can't, we have track tryouts. 00:09:44.792 --> 00:09:47.333 - Ugh. Why would you sweat when you don't have to? 00:09:47.333 --> 00:09:49.708 - Well, you know, Paige, some people actually enjoy physical activity. 00:09:49.708 --> 00:09:51.042 Shocking, I know. 00:09:51.042 --> 00:09:52.917 Will you help me make more of these? PAIGE: Sure. 00:09:52.917 --> 00:09:54.000 - And me some of these. 00:09:54.000 --> 00:09:56.125 The impending water wars depend on my win. 00:09:56.125 --> 00:09:58.542 STACEY: Note that I took the high road while taking down the establishment. 00:09:58.542 --> 00:10:00.000 DILLON: That is so... 00:10:00.375 --> 00:10:01.958 [indiscernible chatter] 00:10:01.958 --> 00:10:03.833 DILLON: No-- Oh no. Okay, no, no. 00:10:03.833 --> 00:10:05.792 No, no, no, no. Okay, no. 00:10:05.792 --> 00:10:07.292 There are plenty of other queer options 00:10:07.292 --> 00:10:08.292 for you to date at this school. 00:10:08.292 --> 00:10:09.875 Please. - Like who? 00:10:09.875 --> 00:10:12.167 - Yeah. Paige, what about Chantal? 00:10:12.167 --> 00:10:15.292 I mean, she's like a cool Wiccan lesbian. 00:10:15.292 --> 00:10:18.167 - Hell no. She's tried to put a love spell on me at least six times. 00:10:18.167 --> 00:10:20.625 If I'm gonna date a witch, she has to be a talented one. 00:10:20.625 --> 00:10:22.875 - Okay. True. True. True. 00:10:22.875 --> 00:10:27.042 How about, oh, how about Erin Billings? 00:10:27.042 --> 00:10:28.708 - No, she's a horse gay. 00:10:28.708 --> 00:10:30.542 - Alright? That's a little reductive. 00:10:30.542 --> 00:10:31.750 - Stacey's just mad 00:10:31.750 --> 00:10:33.625 because she spent the summer at an equestrian camp. 00:10:34.458 --> 00:10:36.083 - What about Aya? 00:10:36.750 --> 00:10:38.083 PAIGE: No way, dude. 00:10:38.083 --> 00:10:40.667 I definitely don't have enough followers to date them. 00:10:40.667 --> 00:10:43.417 Plus they're on and off with Gabby every other week. 00:10:43.417 --> 00:10:44.625 - Yeah. - True. 00:10:44.625 --> 00:10:45.667 - Hey, what about Amy? 00:10:46.292 --> 00:10:48.417 PAIGE: Amy? Yeah, right. Gateway gay. 00:10:48.417 --> 00:10:50.333 She's fingered every girl in the school. 00:10:50.333 --> 00:10:51.542 DILLON: So what? 00:10:51.542 --> 00:10:53.250 I'm sure she's washed her hands. - Yeah. 00:10:53.708 --> 00:10:55.125 - Wait, no. What about AJ? 00:10:55.125 --> 00:10:57.667 Why would I ever do that? That's literally Gabby's sister. 00:10:57.667 --> 00:10:59.375 Also, is she even queer? 00:10:59.375 --> 00:11:00.875 DILLON: Yeah. She's bi. 00:11:00.875 --> 00:11:02.208 And she's mysterious as hell. 00:11:02.208 --> 00:11:04.417 - Yeah. AJ actually came out way before Gabs, 00:11:04.417 --> 00:11:06.000 but Gabs just dates more, 00:11:06.000 --> 00:11:08.042 so everybody forgets that AJ's queer too. 00:11:08.042 --> 00:11:09.250 Talk about bi erasure. 00:11:09.958 --> 00:11:12.042 STACEY: Gabby! - Hey, miss president. 00:11:12.042 --> 00:11:13.625 - Hey! - Excuse you. 00:11:13.625 --> 00:11:14.625 - Anyway, question. 00:11:14.625 --> 00:11:16.333 Do you have the sign-up sheets for track tryouts today? 00:11:16.333 --> 00:11:18.833 - I sure do. Let me get that for you. 00:11:19.917 --> 00:11:20.958 - Hey. 00:11:20.958 --> 00:11:21.792 [awkward laugh] 00:11:21.792 --> 00:11:23.208 - Here you are. 00:11:23.208 --> 00:11:24.250 - Thank you. 00:11:24.250 --> 00:11:26.042 - Oh, Gabby, you know Paige, right? 00:11:26.625 --> 00:11:27.542 - Um, yeah. 00:11:28.750 --> 00:11:31.083 - Your locker is a site for sore eyes. 00:11:32.292 --> 00:11:33.917 - Um, thanks. 00:11:33.917 --> 00:11:35.333 Are you coming out today? 00:11:36.458 --> 00:11:38.042 - I've actually, I've been out for a really long time. 00:11:38.042 --> 00:11:39.125 I'm extremely gay. 00:11:39.125 --> 00:11:42.625 - Oh, I was actually talking about track tryouts, but-- 00:11:44.208 --> 00:11:45.125 - Right. 00:11:45.125 --> 00:11:48.583 Yeah. I'm gonna see you there. I'm gonna, I'm gonna go on track. 00:11:48.583 --> 00:11:49.417 [Dillon snickers] 00:11:49.417 --> 00:11:52.125 - Yeah, right. The last time Paige ran, she was fleeing from a bee. 00:11:52.125 --> 00:11:52.958 It was hilarious. 00:11:52.958 --> 00:11:53.750 STACEY: It's on YouTube. 00:11:53.750 --> 00:11:55.167 I watch it whenever I'm depressed. 00:11:55.167 --> 00:11:56.500 - [sarcastic laugh] No, it's not. 00:11:57.000 --> 00:11:59.333 - Well, I should run, but maybe I'll see you later. 00:11:59.333 --> 00:12:00.250 - Bye, Gabby. 00:12:00.250 --> 00:12:01.667 - Bye, Gabby. - So long. 00:12:01.667 --> 00:12:03.042 - Vote for Dillon, babe! 00:12:03.042 --> 00:12:05.417 - No. She's not gonna vote for you, honey. 00:12:05.417 --> 00:12:07.167 - Stop staring without consent please. 00:12:07.167 --> 00:12:08.625 It's horrifying. 00:12:09.250 --> 00:12:11.292 Really? You? Track tryouts? 00:12:11.292 --> 00:12:14.417 - Yeah. Yeah, that's, that's it. 00:12:14.417 --> 00:12:15.625 That's how we're gonna fall in love. 00:12:15.625 --> 00:12:18.667 - I think you and Gabriela would be disgustingly cute together. 00:12:18.667 --> 00:12:20.750 - And I think that if it were going to happen, 00:12:20.750 --> 00:12:22.042 it would've happened already. 00:12:22.042 --> 00:12:23.625 You can't force these things. 00:12:23.625 --> 00:12:25.333 STACEY: Babe, I love you, but you're so wrong. 00:12:26.583 --> 00:12:28.083 PAIGE: How many copies do you guys need? 00:12:28.083 --> 00:12:29.208 DILLON: One thousand. STACEY: Two thousand. 00:12:29.208 --> 00:12:30.458 DILLON: Three thousand. STACEY: Four thousand. 00:12:30.458 --> 00:12:31.500 - Five thousand. - Six-- 00:12:31.500 --> 00:12:32.792 MURRAY: Gotcha! - Ahh! 00:12:32.792 --> 00:12:35.792 Evans, I knew it was you. Principal's office now. 00:12:35.792 --> 00:12:36.958 Go. 00:12:36.958 --> 00:12:38.208 - Oh, crap. I forgot my cleats. 00:12:38.208 --> 00:12:39.250 Uh, can you help me? 00:12:39.250 --> 00:12:40.292 - Turn off the light. 00:12:41.625 --> 00:12:42.542 Shut the door. 00:12:43.667 --> 00:12:45.417 Yeah. Okay, actually leave it open. 00:12:46.917 --> 00:12:48.500 - I assume you know why you're here? 00:12:48.500 --> 00:12:49.875 - Am I in trouble or something? 00:12:49.875 --> 00:12:53.083 - We are so done with your games now, Evans. 00:12:53.083 --> 00:12:54.833 - Okay. Take it down, Dexter Morgan. 00:12:54.833 --> 00:12:56.583 You're not a detective, and this is not a cop show. 00:12:56.583 --> 00:12:57.542 Paige, 00:12:58.542 --> 00:13:00.292 we know that you are KingPun. 00:13:00.292 --> 00:13:02.500 Okay. And it's not that the artwork isn't great, 00:13:02.500 --> 00:13:03.542 it's really good, 00:13:03.542 --> 00:13:07.375 but all the pictures and then painting all over the school last semester. 00:13:07.375 --> 00:13:10.500 And not to mention a new mural every week. 00:13:10.500 --> 00:13:12.125 - That's not true. 00:13:12.125 --> 00:13:13.583 MURRAY: Oh, you know it's true. - Sorry. 00:13:13.583 --> 00:13:15.000 - Come on. 00:13:15.000 --> 00:13:16.917 - The school board is not happy. - Mm-hmm. 00:13:16.917 --> 00:13:19.167 - And plus all the kids are tagging you every week 00:13:19.167 --> 00:13:20.292 in some KingPun art. 00:13:20.292 --> 00:13:22.042 - Goddammit, Tim. 00:13:23.250 --> 00:13:26.667 - You guys, I swear on my life, it's not me. 00:13:26.667 --> 00:13:27.875 [scoffs] 00:13:27.875 --> 00:13:30.458 - Bet you wish you would've invested in that lie detector now, right? 00:13:30.458 --> 00:13:32.208 - No. No, I actually don't. 00:13:32.208 --> 00:13:33.500 - Why? COLLINS: And I'm really tired of you 00:13:33.500 --> 00:13:34.750 bringing it up all the time. 00:13:34.750 --> 00:13:37.667 'Cause we had to take care of something called asbestos, alright? 00:13:37.667 --> 00:13:38.792 Listen. 00:13:38.792 --> 00:13:42.042 I'm sorry, kiddo, but I have to lead by example. 00:13:42.042 --> 00:13:44.375 So I'm gonna have to suspend you. - Call the police. 00:13:44.375 --> 00:13:46.583 - No, we are not calling the police. 00:13:46.583 --> 00:13:49.542 What are you, Wyclef Jean? Ready to call 911? 00:13:49.542 --> 00:13:51.208 Do you get that reference? You don't. 00:13:51.208 --> 00:13:54.167 God, my references are like older than Taylor swift at this point. 00:13:54.167 --> 00:13:55.750 Listen, you're suspended. 00:13:55.750 --> 00:13:57.708 I called your mom, and she's on her way to pick you up. 00:13:57.708 --> 00:14:00.167 - You can't suspend me for something 00:14:00.167 --> 00:14:02.042 that I, I literally did not do. 00:14:02.042 --> 00:14:02.875 - Yeah, we can. 00:14:02.875 --> 00:14:04.125 - No, we cannot. 00:14:04.833 --> 00:14:07.917 But you're the only student with the keys to the art room. 00:14:07.917 --> 00:14:11.583 - Well, I was gonna give these back today. 00:14:11.583 --> 00:14:13.208 - Oh. Well, you got blood on your hands. 00:14:13.208 --> 00:14:14.250 - It's paint. 00:14:14.250 --> 00:14:16.917 - O-obviously, I know that. It's a metaphor. 00:14:16.917 --> 00:14:18.167 - Well, I'm not metaphoric. 00:14:18.167 --> 00:14:21.250 - It's acrylic paint, and those things are spray paint. 00:14:21.250 --> 00:14:23.208 - Let's jot down that Ms. Evans seems to have 00:14:23.208 --> 00:14:25.583 an intimate understanding of the weapon of her choice. 00:14:25.583 --> 00:14:28.000 - No one's jotting down anything. - Just jot it down. Just-- 00:14:28.000 --> 00:14:29.167 - No, don't tell me what to-- 00:14:29.167 --> 00:14:31.458 This is my-- - You guys, please hear me out. 00:14:31.458 --> 00:14:33.542 I'm applying to a summer program at CalArts, 00:14:33.542 --> 00:14:35.958 and this is gonna ruin my chances of getting in. 00:14:35.958 --> 00:14:36.875 - I'm sorry, Paige. 00:14:36.875 --> 00:14:38.917 But I looked at your records, and you were absent 00:14:38.917 --> 00:14:40.167 eight times last semester. 00:14:40.583 --> 00:14:43.875 Not to mention you're not even part of one extracurricular activity. 00:14:43.875 --> 00:14:45.917 You're not the model student I can fight for. 00:14:47.000 --> 00:14:50.583 - I play, I play, I play track. 00:14:50.583 --> 00:14:53.458 - Hmm... not on my team, you don't. 00:14:53.458 --> 00:14:55.292 - Well, I just joined today. 00:14:56.042 --> 00:14:57.958 I'm extremely cooperative with this type of stuff. 00:14:57.958 --> 00:15:00.417 So can't this count as a plea deal or something. 00:15:00.417 --> 00:15:02.500 - Oh, impressive use of legal jargon. 00:15:02.500 --> 00:15:04.958 But you don't play track, you run track. 00:15:05.458 --> 00:15:06.208 - Hear me out. 00:15:06.208 --> 00:15:08.250 How about I join track, 00:15:08.250 --> 00:15:10.833 Coach Murray keeps his eye on me, 00:15:10.833 --> 00:15:15.208 and I figure out in the meantime who KingPun actually is. 00:15:15.667 --> 00:15:17.875 - Paige. I really like you. I do. 00:15:17.875 --> 00:15:19.333 Actually, that's a lie. I don't even know you. 00:15:19.333 --> 00:15:22.292 I hate myself that I have to say that, but the evidence is stacked against you. 00:15:22.292 --> 00:15:24.208 And I don't understand how playing track is supposed to help 00:15:24.208 --> 00:15:25.333 your case right now. 00:15:25.333 --> 00:15:25.833 [clears throat] 00:15:25.833 --> 00:15:28.583 - [whispering] Actually, I do need another couple people on the track team. 00:15:28.583 --> 00:15:30.333 - You need people on the track team? - I need some more people. 00:15:30.333 --> 00:15:32.125 - Are you saying you wanna take her? 00:15:32.125 --> 00:15:35.167 She just said, "Play track." Like she's a DJ or something. 00:15:35.167 --> 00:15:36.250 She doesn't even know how to run track. 00:15:36.250 --> 00:15:37.917 How are you supposed to make that Usain Bolt? 00:15:37.917 --> 00:15:38.750 You can't. 00:15:38.750 --> 00:15:40.292 - [whispering] I could use a couple more bodies on the team. 00:15:40.292 --> 00:15:41.583 - I am exhausted. 00:15:41.583 --> 00:15:43.708 Okay, Paige, you are no longer suspended. 00:15:43.708 --> 00:15:45.458 You are just on probation. Okay? 00:15:45.458 --> 00:15:48.500 If you can come up with a name who you think KingPun really is, 00:15:48.500 --> 00:15:49.667 because apparently it's not you, 00:15:49.667 --> 00:15:51.458 by the end of the semester, 00:15:51.458 --> 00:15:53.125 then I'll take it to the board meeting. 00:15:53.125 --> 00:15:55.458 - Well, I will deliver. Thank you. 00:15:55.458 --> 00:15:56.750 I can't wait. 00:15:56.750 --> 00:15:57.750 - Great, get out! 00:15:57.750 --> 00:16:00.625 I have a Renaissance club meeting that I'm not about to miss. 00:16:00.625 --> 00:16:02.917 You too! Take your little swimming board with you. 00:16:02.917 --> 00:16:03.708 God. 00:16:04.958 --> 00:16:07.625 [door closes] - Oh, It's like no moment to myself. 00:16:08.375 --> 00:16:10.875 I wish there was more money for federal funding 00:16:10.875 --> 00:16:13.417 'cause I'll tell you what, this ain't it. 00:16:14.708 --> 00:16:16.333 - Thank you so much. 00:16:16.333 --> 00:16:18.625 - Don't thank me yet. I'm watching you. 00:16:18.625 --> 00:16:19.958 - Oh. Hey, clipboard. 00:16:19.958 --> 00:16:22.792 I left a patient with a full bed pan for this. 00:16:22.792 --> 00:16:24.375 You are not suspending my daughter. 00:16:24.375 --> 00:16:25.875 She did nothing wrong. - We're not suspending her. 00:16:25.875 --> 00:16:27.292 A-- Hmm? 00:16:27.292 --> 00:16:28.833 - I made a deal. 00:16:28.833 --> 00:16:31.750 - You have a very savvy daughter, Mrs.-- 00:16:31.750 --> 00:16:32.917 - Mrs. Mm-hmm. 00:16:32.917 --> 00:16:34.625 That's very revealing. 00:16:35.208 --> 00:16:36.542 It's miss. 00:16:36.542 --> 00:16:41.083 But you can call me Angie or Ang or "Hey, girl." 00:16:41.083 --> 00:16:44.875 You know, I am a single mother by choice. 00:16:44.875 --> 00:16:46.208 Not by circumstance. 00:16:46.208 --> 00:16:50.333 I like to have sex with men. I don't even have to have a relationship. 00:16:50.333 --> 00:16:51.875 Hmm. What do you think of that? 00:16:51.875 --> 00:16:55.417 - Well, hey, girl, if you don't mind me saying, 00:16:55.417 --> 00:16:57.417 you have an incredible figure. 00:16:57.417 --> 00:16:58.500 - Oh my god. 00:16:58.500 --> 00:17:00.500 - We are in a school, sir. 00:17:00.500 --> 00:17:03.500 That is so wildly inappropriate. 00:17:03.500 --> 00:17:04.500 - I'm sorry. Uh-- 00:17:04.500 --> 00:17:07.125 - And 100 percent spot on. 00:17:07.125 --> 00:17:09.167 This is gold. 00:17:09.167 --> 00:17:10.333 You should see me naked. 00:17:10.333 --> 00:17:12.917 - Well, I'd say I'm sorry that you had to drive out here for nothing, 00:17:12.917 --> 00:17:16.042 but I'd be lying if I said it wasn't nice to meet you. 00:17:16.708 --> 00:17:18.042 - I can't believe this guy. 00:17:18.667 --> 00:17:22.667 - And, uh... if you do come to Paige's track meet, 00:17:23.292 --> 00:17:25.667 don't be afraid to say, hello. 00:17:26.000 --> 00:17:27.333 - I'm not afraid of anything. 00:17:28.000 --> 00:17:29.667 It's you who should be afraid. 00:17:30.708 --> 00:17:31.667 [groans] 00:17:31.667 --> 00:17:32.917 Wow. 00:17:33.542 --> 00:17:35.542 Track. That's fucked up. - Yeah. 00:17:35.542 --> 00:17:38.000 The deal just didn't work out that great for me, 00:17:38.000 --> 00:17:39.125 but it did for you. 00:17:39.125 --> 00:17:40.750 So-- - Yeah. It really did. 00:17:40.750 --> 00:17:42.167 - Yeah. - Yeah. 00:17:42.167 --> 00:17:44.917 Is he in the school directory? 00:17:44.917 --> 00:17:45.583 [grunts] 00:17:45.583 --> 00:17:48.708 ♪ 00:17:48.708 --> 00:17:49.667 [grunts] 00:17:49.667 --> 00:17:53.667 PAIGE: Basically, if I don't find KingPun, then my life is over. 00:17:53.667 --> 00:17:55.792 - On the plus side, you totally fit in here. 00:17:55.792 --> 00:17:56.792 [both chuckle] 00:17:56.792 --> 00:17:59.917 - I feel like I look like a very specific type of gay right now. 00:18:00.833 --> 00:18:01.750 Do I at least look like a top? 00:18:01.750 --> 00:18:03.125 - Total bottom. 00:18:03.125 --> 00:18:04.417 Maybe a power bottom? 00:18:04.417 --> 00:18:07.125 - Like you call her daddy and she calls you her sweet little prince. 00:18:07.125 --> 00:18:08.125 - Mm-hmm. 00:18:08.125 --> 00:18:09.125 [whistle blows] 00:18:09.750 --> 00:18:12.583 - Okay! Listen up! 00:18:12.583 --> 00:18:14.333 Come on, come on in here! 00:18:14.333 --> 00:18:15.875 Let's go! Gather round! 00:18:15.875 --> 00:18:16.625 Listen up! 00:18:16.625 --> 00:18:19.083 Returning athletes! 00:18:19.083 --> 00:18:21.750 I'm gonna be looking to make sure that you kept your training up 00:18:21.750 --> 00:18:24.042 during the off season. 00:18:24.042 --> 00:18:25.500 Alright? 00:18:25.500 --> 00:18:27.417 Now you newcomers, 00:18:27.417 --> 00:18:31.375 our co-captains, AJ and Gabby here, 00:18:31.375 --> 00:18:34.250 will be helping place you in an event. 00:18:34.250 --> 00:18:35.542 - Woo. - Okay. Got this. 00:18:36.000 --> 00:18:37.500 - For Evans over there, 00:18:37.500 --> 00:18:41.333 just try to find the thing that she sucks at the least. 00:18:41.333 --> 00:18:42.042 [laughter] Alright? 00:18:42.042 --> 00:18:44.125 - Don't you wanna at least see me try out 00:18:44.125 --> 00:18:45.625 before you think that I suck? 00:18:45.625 --> 00:18:47.000 - No. Okay! 00:18:47.000 --> 00:18:48.792 Back to it! Let's go! 00:18:48.792 --> 00:18:49.917 Let's go! GIRL: Can you get my water? 00:18:49.917 --> 00:18:51.417 - She's coming. She's coming. She's coming. 00:18:51.417 --> 00:18:52.875 - Hi, you made it. 00:18:52.875 --> 00:18:55.167 I'll be sure to let you know if I see any angry bees around. 00:18:55.167 --> 00:18:56.167 [laughter] 00:18:56.167 --> 00:18:58.042 - Did you know that male bees lose their penises 00:18:58.042 --> 00:18:59.375 when they have sex with the queen bee? 00:19:02.708 --> 00:19:03.792 - Uh, no, we didn't, 00:19:04.500 --> 00:19:06.292 but now we sure do, right? 00:19:06.292 --> 00:19:08.000 - Yeah. - Yeah, we should get started. 00:19:09.417 --> 00:19:10.917 Don't worry. You're gonna be great. 00:19:14.875 --> 00:19:18.750 ♪ Gengahr's Heavenly Maybe playing ♪ 00:19:18.750 --> 00:19:21.375 ♪ 00:19:21.375 --> 00:19:22.167 [grunts] 00:19:23.333 --> 00:19:25.708 ♪ 00:19:25.708 --> 00:19:30.333 ♪ It made no difference now given my own advice ♪ 00:19:30.333 --> 00:19:33.833 ♪ No better when you're breaking it down ♪ 00:19:34.458 --> 00:19:37.667 ♪ Into a river unsettled by our demise ♪ 00:19:37.667 --> 00:19:39.167 [Paige panting] 00:19:39.167 --> 00:19:40.250 [grunts] 00:19:40.250 --> 00:19:42.792 ♪ Tell me who's triggering now? ♪ 00:19:42.792 --> 00:19:44.458 ♪ Did anyone see that? ♪ 00:19:45.000 --> 00:19:47.500 ♪ Did anyone see what I saw? ♪ 00:19:47.500 --> 00:19:48.917 ♪ Help me out ♪ 00:19:49.458 --> 00:19:51.542 ♪ On and on and on ♪ 00:19:51.542 --> 00:19:53.417 [whistle blows] 00:19:53.750 --> 00:19:56.333 ♪ Subliminal that's what I thought ♪ 00:19:56.333 --> 00:19:57.833 ♪ Greater now ♪ 00:19:58.208 --> 00:20:00.292 ♪ On and on and on ♪ 00:20:00.667 --> 00:20:01.667 - Holy shit! 00:20:03.417 --> 00:20:04.625 - Are you fucking kidding me? 00:20:06.542 --> 00:20:08.458 ♪ To mellow you out ♪ 00:20:09.375 --> 00:20:10.208 [grunts] 00:20:13.875 --> 00:20:14.708 - Thanks. - Yep. 00:20:15.417 --> 00:20:17.417 ♪ To mellow you out ♪ 00:20:17.708 --> 00:20:19.750 ♪ Slow down ♪ 00:20:19.750 --> 00:20:21.958 ♪ You said yourself ♪ 00:20:21.958 --> 00:20:23.625 ♪ It's coming back ♪ 00:20:24.167 --> 00:20:26.083 ♪ But where are you now? ♪ 00:20:26.917 --> 00:20:27.417 - No. 00:20:27.667 --> 00:20:28.542 [clatters] 00:20:29.500 --> 00:20:30.292 GABBY: I have an idea. 00:20:30.292 --> 00:20:32.125 How do you feel about running in a straight line? 00:20:32.708 --> 00:20:35.125 - That's the only straight thing I can do. 00:20:36.917 --> 00:20:37.667 BOTH: Okay. 00:20:38.375 --> 00:20:40.625 - I regretted it the second that it left my mouth. 00:20:42.667 --> 00:20:44.083 - You mean adding her to the four by one? 00:20:44.417 --> 00:20:45.458 - Do you have a better idea? 00:20:46.500 --> 00:20:48.917 MURRAY: Alright. Here we go. 00:20:49.167 --> 00:20:51.458 On your mark. Get set. 00:20:51.958 --> 00:20:53.333 No. No, down. 00:20:53.333 --> 00:20:54.792 BOY: KingPun, let's get it. 00:20:54.792 --> 00:20:56.625 - Go! Come on! Come on, Paige! 00:20:56.625 --> 00:20:57.875 Come on! 00:20:57.875 --> 00:20:59.750 ♪ 00:20:59.750 --> 00:21:04.625 ♪ 00:21:04.625 --> 00:21:10.083 ♪ 00:21:10.083 --> 00:21:15.417 ♪ 00:21:15.417 --> 00:21:19.083 ♪ 00:21:19.083 --> 00:21:21.875 ♪ 00:21:21.875 --> 00:21:24.000 [panting] 00:21:26.333 --> 00:21:28.208 - I am the fastest woman alive. 00:21:28.208 --> 00:21:30.792 - That was mediocre at best. 00:21:30.792 --> 00:21:32.583 - Yeah, I took an Instagram story, and it went over the time limit. 00:21:32.583 --> 00:21:34.250 - Damn. - But you did it. 00:21:34.250 --> 00:21:36.292 - With a little work, maybe you could be fine. 00:21:36.292 --> 00:21:38.250 - She's four seconds behind where she needs to be. 00:21:38.250 --> 00:21:42.167 - Well, maybe I need someone great to teach me after school. 00:21:42.167 --> 00:21:42.875 [scoffs] 00:21:42.875 --> 00:21:44.667 - Alright. That's not a terrible idea. 00:21:45.208 --> 00:21:46.000 Uh, AJ. 00:21:46.875 --> 00:21:47.875 You're gonna train Paige. 00:21:48.375 --> 00:21:49.167 Okay? 00:21:49.667 --> 00:21:51.333 - Isn't that literally your job as coach? 00:21:51.333 --> 00:21:54.625 - No, my job as coach is to motivate through fear. 00:21:54.958 --> 00:21:57.583 Besides, I don't get paid enough to stay after school. 00:21:57.917 --> 00:21:59.583 Come on. I'm watching you, Evans. 00:21:59.583 --> 00:22:00.542 - Welcome to the team. 00:22:00.542 --> 00:22:01.917 - Alright, KingPun. 00:22:01.917 --> 00:22:03.000 PAIGE: I'm not KingPun. 00:22:03.000 --> 00:22:04.417 - Your shorts are on backwards. 00:22:04.833 --> 00:22:05.583 PAIGE: What? 00:22:10.583 --> 00:22:12.792 DILLON: Can you hurry up, Angie? I'm starving. 00:22:12.792 --> 00:22:14.042 ANGIE: You're not the boss of me. 00:22:14.042 --> 00:22:16.292 DILLON: You knew we were gonna be home. Why wasn't the food ready? 00:22:16.958 --> 00:22:19.667 - Today was great. I almost killed somebody with a javelin. 00:22:20.250 --> 00:22:20.958 - It's true. 00:22:20.958 --> 00:22:22.917 - And then it was nearly death by hurdle. 00:22:22.917 --> 00:22:24.208 - Also very true. 00:22:24.208 --> 00:22:26.667 - And I embarrassed myself in front of Gabriela. 00:22:27.333 --> 00:22:29.250 - Just because Paige's sex life is in a drought 00:22:29.250 --> 00:22:30.750 doesn't mean the rest of the world has to be. 00:22:30.750 --> 00:22:32.333 Come on, Angie, we've talked about this. 00:22:32.333 --> 00:22:33.583 - So strict. 00:22:33.583 --> 00:22:35.542 - Sometimes I think fondly back on to this morning 00:22:35.542 --> 00:22:37.167 when my life was completely normal. 00:22:37.167 --> 00:22:39.250 Now I have to solve a mystery, 00:22:39.250 --> 00:22:41.250 make Gabby fall in love with me, 00:22:41.250 --> 00:22:43.542 figure out how to make the perfect thing for CalArts, 00:22:43.542 --> 00:22:46.000 and figure out how to put a tampon in 00:22:46.000 --> 00:22:47.875 without the end always sticking out a little bit. 00:22:47.875 --> 00:22:49.792 - Yeah, you know, I never mastered that either. 00:22:50.458 --> 00:22:52.167 Oh, but you know what? On the bright side, 00:22:52.167 --> 00:22:55.750 true artists are never afraid to step out of their comfort zones, so-- 00:22:55.750 --> 00:22:58.708 - Speaking of stepping out of your comfort zones, 00:22:58.708 --> 00:23:00.708 are you going to Stacey's party on Friday? 00:23:00.708 --> 00:23:01.625 - What party? 00:23:01.625 --> 00:23:02.875 - Are you kidding me? 00:23:02.875 --> 00:23:05.167 Paige, I've told you this a billion times. 00:23:05.167 --> 00:23:06.292 It'd be, like, a good opportunity for you 00:23:06.292 --> 00:23:07.792 to act like a normal teenager for once. 00:23:07.792 --> 00:23:10.292 - She doesn't wanna be normal. Nobody wants to be normal. 00:23:10.292 --> 00:23:11.625 - That's why I'm cool. 00:23:11.625 --> 00:23:13.292 - Alright. Let me tell you a little story. 00:23:14.292 --> 00:23:15.875 When I was a teenager, 00:23:15.875 --> 00:23:18.667 I went to this rager, and I ended up in the back of a van 00:23:18.667 --> 00:23:21.000 with the lead singer of an Aerosmith cover band. 00:23:21.000 --> 00:23:23.000 And in retrospect, 00:23:23.000 --> 00:23:25.792 I definitely should have held out for the real thing. [phone chimes] 00:23:25.792 --> 00:23:27.125 I mean, think about it, 00:23:27.125 --> 00:23:29.833 Steven Tyler. I would've never had to buy another scarf. 00:23:30.667 --> 00:23:32.250 - Dillon, I totally wasn't thinking. 00:23:32.250 --> 00:23:35.000 This party is the perfect place to investigate. 00:23:35.000 --> 00:23:37.000 KingPun will definitely be going 00:23:37.000 --> 00:23:39.792 and, well, let's just say that they will rue the day 00:23:39.792 --> 00:23:41.583 that they let me take the fall for them. 00:23:41.583 --> 00:23:42.667 I know that's right. 00:23:44.833 --> 00:23:45.667 - Okay. 00:23:46.167 --> 00:23:47.625 I'm gonna need you to relax. 00:23:47.625 --> 00:23:48.750 You're starting to scare me. 00:23:49.417 --> 00:23:51.250 - [gasps] Oh my god. I totally forgot. 00:23:51.917 --> 00:23:52.917 Pardon me. 00:23:53.875 --> 00:23:56.583 Paige, I took the liberty of washing your sex toy. 00:23:57.125 --> 00:23:59.375 By the way, this is very small. 00:23:59.375 --> 00:24:01.083 I could totally get lost up there. 00:24:01.083 --> 00:24:03.583 So you might wanna think about, you know, my moving on up. 00:24:04.000 --> 00:24:04.667 I can help. 00:24:04.667 --> 00:24:07.750 - Well, that's an eraser, so that's not gonna go up there. 00:24:07.750 --> 00:24:09.042 - Anything's possible. 00:24:10.167 --> 00:24:12.042 Think about me and my electric toothbrush. 00:24:12.042 --> 00:24:15.083 And it's not the end you would think either. 00:24:15.083 --> 00:24:17.667 - Okay. Well, we don't have everything in common. 00:24:17.958 --> 00:24:20.292 And I'm gonna go in my room. DILLON: Yeah. 00:24:20.708 --> 00:24:23.000 I'm gonna throw up. That's really disgusting. 00:24:23.000 --> 00:24:24.250 - No, you're disgusting. 00:24:24.583 --> 00:24:27.292 This is a sex positive house, Paige. 00:24:27.792 --> 00:24:29.583 Shame does not live here. 00:24:31.458 --> 00:24:33.667 [people chattering] 00:24:33.667 --> 00:24:34.792 - Hey. 00:24:35.125 --> 00:24:36.000 GIRL: Thanks for having us. 00:24:36.000 --> 00:24:37.042 [Dillon sighs] 00:24:37.833 --> 00:24:39.250 - Thought I smelled ambition. 00:24:39.250 --> 00:24:40.833 - You look so beautiful. 00:24:41.958 --> 00:24:45.250 - Paige, I cannot believe we finally got you to a high school party. 00:24:45.250 --> 00:24:46.625 - Now let's see if you survive it. 00:24:47.333 --> 00:24:50.458 ♪ party music playing ♪ 00:24:50.458 --> 00:24:53.958 ♪ 00:24:54.667 --> 00:24:55.708 BOY: Bombs away. 00:24:57.292 --> 00:24:59.208 PEOPLE: [chanting] Chug! Chug! Chug! 00:24:59.208 --> 00:25:01.292 DILLON: Welcome to the high school experience. 00:25:01.292 --> 00:25:03.375 - It smells better than I expected. 00:25:03.375 --> 00:25:04.375 - I lit candles. 00:25:04.667 --> 00:25:07.833 - First order of business, time to get you drunk. 00:25:07.833 --> 00:25:09.500 Like, if you don't throw up by the end of the night, 00:25:09.500 --> 00:25:10.792 then I didn't do my job. 00:25:11.167 --> 00:25:14.042 - I still can't believe this is the first of my parties you've been to, Paige. 00:25:14.042 --> 00:25:16.917 - That's because Paige Evans is too cool for high school parties. 00:25:16.917 --> 00:25:18.333 - Cool is one word for it. 00:25:18.333 --> 00:25:20.833 I just have a general distaste for sticky floors, 00:25:20.833 --> 00:25:23.708 communal chip bowls, and whatever that is. 00:25:24.125 --> 00:25:26.750 - That, my friend, is the type of sociological research 00:25:26.750 --> 00:25:28.292 you can't find in any textbook. 00:25:28.292 --> 00:25:29.125 - He's right. 00:25:29.125 --> 00:25:31.292 My future constituents may act slightly moronic, 00:25:31.292 --> 00:25:32.917 but they know how to have fun. 00:25:34.042 --> 00:25:36.583 - Your future constituents, huh? - Oh please. 00:25:36.583 --> 00:25:38.042 You know I'm gonna kick your ass. 00:25:38.042 --> 00:25:40.250 There's no way they won't vote for my anti-authority platform. 00:25:40.250 --> 00:25:43.208 It's like taking candy from a politically informed baby. 00:25:43.208 --> 00:25:45.833 - You wanna go upstairs and practice your campaign speech on me? 00:25:45.833 --> 00:25:48.292 - Work on our inflection? - Show me those pointed hand movements. 00:25:48.292 --> 00:25:52.042 - Why do you guys even bother with innuendo. 00:25:53.625 --> 00:25:54.542 - Later, Paige. 00:25:54.542 --> 00:25:56.833 - Oh yeah, guys, just leave me alone 00:25:56.833 --> 00:25:59.167 while I try and figure out who framed me? 00:25:59.583 --> 00:26:00.375 - Oh. - Paige. 00:26:00.375 --> 00:26:01.792 - Oh my god. - Hi. 00:26:01.792 --> 00:26:02.667 - I didn't see you there. 00:26:02.667 --> 00:26:04.333 - Must be the masking spell. - What? 00:26:04.333 --> 00:26:06.375 - How have you been? Feeling any different lately? 00:26:06.375 --> 00:26:08.708 Any lustful urges? Deep magnetic pulls? 00:26:08.708 --> 00:26:10.583 - Mm-mm. - To anything? Anyone? 00:26:10.583 --> 00:26:11.583 - Excuse me. - AJ. 00:26:11.583 --> 00:26:12.583 There you are. 00:26:12.583 --> 00:26:13.792 - Hi. 00:26:13.792 --> 00:26:15.833 - We should go talk about track. 00:26:15.833 --> 00:26:18.458 - I don't think so. CHANTAL: Did the virgin blood expire? 00:26:18.458 --> 00:26:19.500 That can't be, that was fresh. 00:26:19.500 --> 00:26:21.125 - Okay, yeah, we can talk about track. 00:26:21.125 --> 00:26:22.458 - It's supposed to get stronger with age. 00:26:22.458 --> 00:26:23.625 Like, it's like fine wine. 00:26:23.625 --> 00:26:24.708 - Hi. - Hi. 00:26:30.458 --> 00:26:32.542 - Okay. I wasn't gonna get all Salem witch trials 00:26:32.542 --> 00:26:34.833 and point fingers here, but I know that she put a curse on me. 00:26:35.417 --> 00:26:38.083 - I mean, she did steal some of my hair back in freshman year, 00:26:38.083 --> 00:26:39.458 so I believe it. 00:26:42.875 --> 00:26:43.958 [sighs] 00:26:45.167 --> 00:26:47.458 So track, why? 00:26:47.458 --> 00:26:49.167 I thought you were more interested in art. 00:26:49.167 --> 00:26:50.583 - Oh, trust me. I am. 00:26:50.583 --> 00:26:52.208 But lucky for me, 00:26:52.208 --> 00:26:54.750 Principal Collins decided that I'm KingPun. 00:26:54.750 --> 00:26:56.708 So I have to figure out who KingPun is. 00:26:56.708 --> 00:26:58.792 Otherwise, I'm going to get suspended. 00:26:59.083 --> 00:27:00.417 - That's so dumb. 00:27:01.083 --> 00:27:01.750 - Yeah. 00:27:01.750 --> 00:27:02.833 - That art is harmless. 00:27:02.833 --> 00:27:05.167 - I know. It's also pretty good. 00:27:05.167 --> 00:27:06.250 - Do you have any leads? 00:27:06.750 --> 00:27:09.083 - I know that they're here. That's about it. 00:27:09.458 --> 00:27:12.292 I'm just gonna poke around until somebody cracks. 00:27:13.792 --> 00:27:16.500 - So you're gonna interrogate a bunch of drunk teens. 00:27:16.750 --> 00:27:18.625 Seems pretty easy. 00:27:20.167 --> 00:27:22.292 - Well, you say that, but it could be anybody. 00:27:22.625 --> 00:27:23.583 It could be you. 00:27:24.083 --> 00:27:26.375 - Do I look whimsical enough for puns? 00:27:27.333 --> 00:27:30.542 - Okay. Well, you do have an intimidating, 00:27:31.375 --> 00:27:32.792 no bullshit, 00:27:32.792 --> 00:27:34.750 striped shirt vibe going. 00:27:34.750 --> 00:27:36.042 So I guess not. 00:27:36.458 --> 00:27:37.208 - Thank you. 00:27:38.125 --> 00:27:42.083 - Which would make you the perfect bad cop 00:27:42.083 --> 00:27:43.708 to my good cop. 00:27:43.708 --> 00:27:44.875 - Excuse me? 00:27:46.000 --> 00:27:47.292 - Follow me. - Oh. 00:27:48.250 --> 00:27:52.208 [people chattering] [cheering] 00:27:52.208 --> 00:27:53.625 - Hi, Erin. - Hi. 00:27:53.625 --> 00:27:56.500 - Where were you at 6:00 a. m. on the morning of the 14th. 00:27:57.000 --> 00:27:58.792 - We get Tybalt groomed on Sundays. 00:27:58.792 --> 00:28:01.208 Tybalt. My horse. Do you wanna see a photo? 00:28:03.417 --> 00:28:04.583 Oh, my phone is dead. 00:28:04.583 --> 00:28:06.333 - Yeah. No, never, never mind. Thank you. 00:28:07.167 --> 00:28:09.042 [steam hissing] [bubbling] 00:28:09.042 --> 00:28:11.417 How close is the nearest Michael's art supply from your house? 00:28:11.417 --> 00:28:12.875 - [coughs] Who's Michael? 00:28:13.375 --> 00:28:14.625 - Can I have a hit? - Me too? 00:28:15.667 --> 00:28:17.542 [phone chimes] - You have a secret Instagram, right? 00:28:17.542 --> 00:28:18.917 - Yeah, but you can't afford to follow it. 00:28:18.917 --> 00:28:20.458 - [chuckles] Sorry. 00:28:20.458 --> 00:28:22.000 - Can you guys shine your lights on me? 00:28:22.000 --> 00:28:22.917 BOY: Alright, man, you ready? 00:28:22.917 --> 00:28:23.792 AYA: Thank you. 00:28:24.417 --> 00:28:27.667 [gulping] 00:28:28.833 --> 00:28:30.125 AJ: Tim. [shudders] 00:28:30.125 --> 00:28:31.333 What do you think of KingPun? 00:28:31.333 --> 00:28:32.125 - Oh, Paige here? 00:28:32.125 --> 00:28:33.875 - Aren't your parents both artists, Tim? 00:28:33.875 --> 00:28:35.250 - Isn't your mom a nurse. 00:28:35.250 --> 00:28:36.250 - Your point? 00:28:36.250 --> 00:28:37.792 - I haven't seen you save anyone's life. 00:28:37.792 --> 00:28:38.875 - He's got a good point. 00:28:38.875 --> 00:28:40.208 - You're supposed to be on my side. 00:28:40.208 --> 00:28:41.083 - Right. 00:28:41.583 --> 00:28:44.500 - Chantal, would you consider yourself an artist? 00:28:44.500 --> 00:28:47.125 - I mean, every witch is an artist in their own way. 00:28:48.125 --> 00:28:50.625 But, I mean, yeah. I post to Tumblr all the time. 00:28:50.625 --> 00:28:52.167 That's mostly just like Buffy, Faith, 00:28:52.167 --> 00:28:53.833 the brothers from Supernatural sixty-nining. 00:28:53.833 --> 00:28:55.042 So, normal. 00:28:55.583 --> 00:28:57.458 - Well, what art tools do you use? 00:28:57.458 --> 00:28:58.917 - I mean, I kind of dabble in everything. 00:28:58.917 --> 00:29:01.417 Illustrator, oil paints, menstrual blood. 00:29:02.125 --> 00:29:03.583 - Oh. Oh no. 00:29:03.583 --> 00:29:04.875 - Yeah. Okay. Bye. 00:29:06.292 --> 00:29:07.292 STACEY: ...get political. 00:29:07.292 --> 00:29:09.042 DILLON: Mm-hmm. You wanna get political? 00:29:09.042 --> 00:29:10.583 Oh yeah? You wanna-- 00:29:10.583 --> 00:29:11.875 - Oh my fucking god. 00:29:11.875 --> 00:29:12.958 - Oh fuck. 00:29:12.958 --> 00:29:13.875 Oh, hi, Paige. - Hey. 00:29:13.875 --> 00:29:16.625 - ...much bad things as possible... 00:29:16.625 --> 00:29:18.833 - Cover AOC's eyes, she doesn't deserve to see this. 00:29:18.833 --> 00:29:20.625 - Okay. - Come on! 00:29:20.625 --> 00:29:21.625 - That was easy. - Bye. 00:29:21.625 --> 00:29:22.458 [door closes] 00:29:23.208 --> 00:29:25.333 - So, her house is huge. 00:29:26.042 --> 00:29:27.458 - It just keeps going, I know. 00:29:27.458 --> 00:29:28.958 - They probably fuck in every room. 00:29:29.417 --> 00:29:32.000 Those two are-- - Are disturbingly cute 00:29:32.000 --> 00:29:33.833 in a kind of kinky way? 00:29:33.833 --> 00:29:35.500 - Yeah. - Yeah. 00:29:35.500 --> 00:29:36.500 [both laugh] 00:29:37.042 --> 00:29:39.042 Can't believe Chantal is our best lead right now. 00:29:39.042 --> 00:29:40.583 - I mean, it kind of makes sense. 00:29:40.583 --> 00:29:42.542 I-I've seen her drawing in class a few times. 00:29:42.542 --> 00:29:43.875 - What? Really? - Mm. 00:29:43.875 --> 00:29:45.208 - Paige, AJ. 00:29:47.125 --> 00:29:51.917 ♪ romantic music plays ♪ 00:29:51.917 --> 00:29:54.417 ♪ 00:29:54.417 --> 00:29:56.333 - Oh my god, we need to take shots, like, right now. 00:29:56.333 --> 00:29:57.833 For Paige joining the track team. 00:29:58.375 --> 00:30:00.000 - Yeah, go ahead. I'm gonna pee. 00:30:00.667 --> 00:30:02.167 - Okay. Let's go. 00:30:02.167 --> 00:30:03.042 - Okay. 00:30:03.042 --> 00:30:07.375 ♪ hip-hop music playing ♪ 00:30:07.375 --> 00:30:10.333 ♪ 00:30:10.333 --> 00:30:12.833 ♪ 00:30:13.625 --> 00:30:15.417 - Oh. Oh. Okay. 00:30:16.625 --> 00:30:18.250 [glasses clink] GABBY: To joining track! 00:30:18.250 --> 00:30:19.375 - To... sports! 00:30:22.083 --> 00:30:23.625 - Bet our mouth stinks the same right now. 00:30:23.625 --> 00:30:24.375 - What? 00:30:24.375 --> 00:30:25.833 - I just got something stuck in my throat. 00:30:25.833 --> 00:30:27.417 - Another shot will fix that. - Yeah, 00:30:27.417 --> 00:30:29.000 it always does. 00:30:29.000 --> 00:30:32.000 ♪ party music continues ♪ 00:30:32.000 --> 00:30:35.417 ♪ 00:30:35.417 --> 00:30:37.292 [glasses clink] 00:30:37.292 --> 00:30:41.625 ♪ 00:30:41.625 --> 00:30:43.833 [cheering] 00:30:43.833 --> 00:30:45.000 GIRL: Yeah. 00:30:45.000 --> 00:30:47.917 ♪ 00:30:47.917 --> 00:30:50.083 ♪ 00:30:50.083 --> 00:30:52.750 ♪ Everybody's got a little secret ♪ 00:30:52.750 --> 00:30:55.208 ♪ Maybe I'll tell you mine ♪ 00:30:55.208 --> 00:30:58.042 ♪ Bring yourself just a little bit closer ♪ 00:30:58.042 --> 00:31:00.708 ♪ A stranger in the night ♪ 00:31:00.708 --> 00:31:03.417 ♪ Something good can be hard to swallow ♪ 00:31:03.417 --> 00:31:05.792 ♪ The simple paradise ♪ 00:31:05.792 --> 00:31:08.708 ♪ Slow down if you want to be my lover ♪ 00:31:08.708 --> 00:31:11.625 ♪ New touch in the moonlight ♪ 00:31:15.125 --> 00:31:17.333 ♪ Oh oh oh oh oh ♪ 00:31:22.458 --> 00:31:24.000 - I'm so wasted. 00:31:24.417 --> 00:31:26.708 - Oh my god, I'm so glad that you joined track. 00:31:26.708 --> 00:31:28.875 I feel like I never see you outside of class. 00:31:28.875 --> 00:31:29.833 - I know. 00:31:30.833 --> 00:31:32.333 You're a Gemini, right? 00:31:32.708 --> 00:31:33.792 - I'm a Pisces. 00:31:33.792 --> 00:31:35.917 - Who says that complicated can't work. 00:31:35.917 --> 00:31:38.250 - What? - I said I love track. 00:31:38.250 --> 00:31:40.167 GIRL: Gabby, come dance with us. 00:31:40.167 --> 00:31:41.250 GABBY: Bye! 00:31:50.292 --> 00:31:53.667 - Are we at the sad drunk phase in the night, huh? 00:31:54.167 --> 00:31:57.625 - Dillon. Dillon. Dill Pickle. 00:31:58.083 --> 00:32:00.083 - You wanna go home? You'll be better. Yes. 00:32:00.083 --> 00:32:01.917 Your drunk ass has a training with AJ tomorrow. 00:32:02.250 --> 00:32:04.375 - Oh shit. - Right. Yeah. 00:32:04.375 --> 00:32:06.750 -[sing-songy] Mr. President-- 00:32:08.208 --> 00:32:10.417 - Wow. Thank you so much for calling me Mr. President. 00:32:10.417 --> 00:32:12.083 - You're welcome. - Okay, let's go. 00:32:12.083 --> 00:32:12.833 [clears throat] 00:32:12.833 --> 00:32:13.667 [indiscernible] 00:32:14.083 --> 00:32:15.375 - Bye, bad cop. 00:32:16.083 --> 00:32:18.083 - Bye. I'll see you tomorrow. Drink some Gatorade. 00:32:18.833 --> 00:32:20.417 - [whispering] Sports juice. 00:32:22.458 --> 00:32:24.083 - I like boobs, you know what I'm saying? 00:32:24.708 --> 00:32:26.458 PAIGE: Tim, I see what you're doing. 00:32:26.458 --> 00:32:27.542 Evidence. 00:32:28.667 --> 00:32:30.167 Evidence. 00:32:32.333 --> 00:32:33.667 - Who doesn't like boobs? 00:32:33.667 --> 00:32:34.583 - Cheers. 00:32:38.042 --> 00:32:40.375 TIM: Woo! Who's ready to party? 00:32:42.292 --> 00:32:43.667 - You're so strong. 00:32:43.667 --> 00:32:44.833 - I am strong. 00:32:46.500 --> 00:32:47.750 - Oh. Whoa. - Whoa. 00:32:48.333 --> 00:32:50.500 - Come on, our ride is here. 00:32:57.333 --> 00:32:58.208 AJ: You made it? 00:32:58.208 --> 00:32:59.417 - Yep. 00:33:00.083 --> 00:33:02.875 Okay. Let's make me an Olympian. 00:33:04.542 --> 00:33:06.208 - How are you not massively hungover right now? 00:33:06.208 --> 00:33:09.208 - Well, I drank that Gatorade that you suggested, 00:33:09.208 --> 00:33:12.375 and then I had a hot pocket and then I had some pizza 00:33:12.375 --> 00:33:13.708 and then I had some ice cream. 00:33:13.708 --> 00:33:15.500 Also, I might still be drunk. 00:33:17.000 --> 00:33:19.542 - Is that coffee? Did you bring any water? 00:33:21.917 --> 00:33:26.083 - Hmm. Okay. If this mentor-protégé thing is going to work out, 00:33:26.083 --> 00:33:28.875 then you have to respect my caffeinated process. 00:33:28.875 --> 00:33:30.500 - Who said anything about being a mentor? 00:33:30.500 --> 00:33:32.458 I'm only doing this so you don't tank our ranking. 00:33:32.458 --> 00:33:34.000 - Oh, I'm sorry. 00:33:34.000 --> 00:33:35.833 Am I cutting into your 00:33:35.833 --> 00:33:38.500 brooding-in-corners wearing-a-leather-jacket time? 00:33:38.500 --> 00:33:40.042 - I don't own a leather jacket 00:33:40.042 --> 00:33:42.125 - Well, you look like you could. - Okay. 00:33:42.125 --> 00:33:45.542 - So what are we doing first? Picking out my pump-up song? 00:33:45.542 --> 00:33:48.292 - No, but you can stretch, and then we can start on three miles, 00:33:48.292 --> 00:33:49.542 - Three miles? 00:33:50.458 --> 00:33:54.125 That is 2.9 more miles than they said I have to run. 00:33:54.125 --> 00:33:55.500 - 2.94 miles. 00:33:55.500 --> 00:33:57.375 You're confusing miles and meters. 00:33:57.375 --> 00:33:59.708 - I think you're confusing me with the metric system. 00:34:01.042 --> 00:34:01.875 - Let's go, Evans. 00:34:04.375 --> 00:34:05.542 Put down your stuff. 00:34:05.542 --> 00:34:09.000 ♪ upbeat music playing ♪ 00:34:09.000 --> 00:34:13.125 ♪ 00:34:13.125 --> 00:34:16.917 ♪ 00:34:17.833 --> 00:34:20.208 [Paige gasping] 00:34:22.708 --> 00:34:23.667 - Oh my god. 00:34:27.167 --> 00:34:28.167 Oh my god. 00:34:29.000 --> 00:34:30.167 I can't feel anything. 00:34:30.958 --> 00:34:32.000 I can't feel my legs. 00:34:32.583 --> 00:34:34.250 I can't feel my face. 00:34:35.375 --> 00:34:36.792 - You're being a little dramatic. 00:34:36.792 --> 00:34:38.792 - It's the artist in me. 00:34:41.000 --> 00:34:42.250 - Speaking of, 00:34:42.833 --> 00:34:44.125 you wanna go to art school? 00:34:45.500 --> 00:34:46.458 - Yeah. 00:34:47.000 --> 00:34:49.375 Now that's like my biggest dream. 00:34:49.958 --> 00:34:50.708 - Hmm. 00:34:50.708 --> 00:34:53.500 - But now that the pressure's on and I have to send in my summer app, 00:34:53.500 --> 00:34:55.125 I have no idea what to send in. 00:34:55.625 --> 00:34:56.542 - You started it yet? 00:35:00.083 --> 00:35:01.792 - Since you asked. 00:35:01.792 --> 00:35:02.625 [clears throat] 00:35:04.917 --> 00:35:06.792 I've been working on a few different things, 00:35:08.417 --> 00:35:10.375 But none of it feels right to me. 00:35:12.250 --> 00:35:14.583 - Shit, you're really good. 00:35:15.125 --> 00:35:16.667 - Thank you. 00:35:17.667 --> 00:35:19.792 Now I just have to make CalArt see that. 00:35:20.833 --> 00:35:22.917 Pretend you're CalArts. Tell me what's missing. 00:35:23.750 --> 00:35:26.042 - Uh... nothing. 00:35:26.667 --> 00:35:27.667 I, I think it's really great. 00:35:30.042 --> 00:35:31.375 - You're a really bad liar. 00:35:31.375 --> 00:35:33.292 - No, I just-- - Come on. 00:35:34.042 --> 00:35:35.083 Tell me the truth. 00:35:36.042 --> 00:35:38.958 - I don't know. I'm, I mean, I'm not an expert by any means, 00:35:38.958 --> 00:35:40.708 but maybe it's just, 00:35:41.667 --> 00:35:45.500 it is lacking some emotion. 00:35:45.500 --> 00:35:46.917 - Okay. 00:35:46.917 --> 00:35:50.250 I wasn't expecting constructive criticism, but alright. 00:35:50.250 --> 00:35:52.750 - I knew that was a draft. Look, your art is amazing. 00:35:52.750 --> 00:35:53.708 Seriously. 00:35:53.708 --> 00:35:54.625 What was the prompt again? 00:35:55.500 --> 00:35:57.375 - Show us your happiest moment. 00:35:57.375 --> 00:35:59.792 - Right, okay. So do you think that that, that shows that? 00:35:59.792 --> 00:36:03.958 Or is there anything that is maybe happier? 00:36:04.708 --> 00:36:08.333 - I had a really yummy donut the other day. 00:36:09.333 --> 00:36:10.792 - Uh, what about a, 00:36:11.708 --> 00:36:15.500 a first love or a first kiss or something? 00:36:16.125 --> 00:36:18.208 - Uh, well, I haven't had those things, 00:36:18.208 --> 00:36:20.625 so you're really pouring salt on the wound here, AJ. 00:36:21.042 --> 00:36:23.792 - All I'm saying is that you'll get there. 00:36:24.625 --> 00:36:26.833 Just don't be afraid to draw something 00:36:26.833 --> 00:36:28.250 a little more vulnerable. 00:36:29.375 --> 00:36:30.292 [phone chimes] 00:36:32.375 --> 00:36:35.083 - Look, they just posted something. 00:36:35.875 --> 00:36:37.375 - AJ: Guess that would rule you out. 00:36:37.375 --> 00:36:39.083 - At least it's not on school property this time. 00:36:39.083 --> 00:36:41.750 - [scoffs] Well, it's a little late for that KingPun. 00:36:43.208 --> 00:36:44.708 - Let's go, Frida Kahlo. 00:36:44.708 --> 00:36:46.000 We've gotta get you to a point where you can run 00:36:46.000 --> 00:36:46.917 without wanting to puke. 00:36:48.250 --> 00:36:49.542 - Might give me an edge. 00:36:50.125 --> 00:36:50.958 - Doubt it. 00:36:52.125 --> 00:36:54.500 - Did you know that Frida Kahlo was bi? 00:36:55.792 --> 00:36:58.500 She was the OG bi-con. 00:36:58.500 --> 00:37:01.000 - Oh, nice. Uh-- 00:37:01.375 --> 00:37:03.625 - Got joke for days, AJ. 00:37:04.542 --> 00:37:08.458 ♪ Kidd Kenn's Good Day playing ♪ 00:37:08.458 --> 00:37:12.625 [indiscernible chatter] 00:37:14.042 --> 00:37:15.042 [grunts] 00:37:16.667 --> 00:37:17.958 [grunts] - Come on-- 00:37:18.833 --> 00:37:20.500 Come on. Come on, you got it. 00:37:20.500 --> 00:37:22.000 Go. Go. Push. 00:37:22.958 --> 00:37:25.083 TIM: Come on, KingPun, get it. Get that tire. 00:37:25.667 --> 00:37:26.667 Yeah! 00:37:26.667 --> 00:37:29.292 ♪ I'ma have a good day ♪ 00:37:29.958 --> 00:37:33.208 ♪ You need somebody that truly understands you ♪ 00:37:33.208 --> 00:37:36.333 ♪ I'm on your side we together I'm never playin' you ♪ 00:37:36.333 --> 00:37:39.167 ♪ It be the ones tryna help that can't stand you ♪ 00:37:39.167 --> 00:37:41.667 ♪ But have a good day ♪ 00:37:42.667 --> 00:37:45.625 ♪ I do me every day I don't live for others ♪ 00:37:45.625 --> 00:37:48.583 ♪ Proud of who I am so I'm never under the covers ♪ 00:37:48.583 --> 00:37:50.167 ♪ I ran with it ain't look back ♪ 00:37:50.167 --> 00:37:52.167 ♪ Now I got big racks in a book bag ♪ 00:37:52.167 --> 00:37:53.250 ♪ Smile at 'em when they look sad ♪ 00:37:53.250 --> 00:37:54.583 - Hey. Look. 00:37:54.958 --> 00:37:56.458 ♪ They hate on me, throw shade on me ♪ 00:37:56.458 --> 00:37:58.000 ♪ When it's time to drop they wait on me ♪ 00:37:58.000 --> 00:37:59.667 ♪ A lot of people had changed on me ♪ 00:37:59.667 --> 00:38:01.417 ♪ Don't shit change but the day homie ♪ 00:38:01.417 --> 00:38:02.708 ♪ Shit changed but the next move ♪ 00:38:02.708 --> 00:38:04.583 ♪ They know I really ball like the Nets do ♪ 00:38:04.583 --> 00:38:05.958 ♪ All the haters been past due ♪ 00:38:05.958 --> 00:38:07.708 ♪ Got too many feelings like the last dude ♪ 00:38:07.708 --> 00:38:09.708 ♪ And I don't trip 'cause the hate be motivation ♪ 00:38:09.708 --> 00:38:10.500 - Hey! 00:38:11.375 --> 00:38:12.125 - Hi. 00:38:12.125 --> 00:38:14.250 ♪ I make the best outta every situation ♪ 00:38:14.250 --> 00:38:17.458 ♪ I be too real I be knowin' when they be fakin' ♪ 00:38:17.458 --> 00:38:20.542 ♪ But this is real, me and my people made it ♪ 00:38:20.542 --> 00:38:22.792 ♪ You need somebody that asks you, "Yo, how you feeling?" ♪ 00:38:22.792 --> 00:38:24.875 [crowd cheering] 00:38:25.208 --> 00:38:27.292 MURRAY: Come on. Come on, Stacey. Oh no! 00:38:28.167 --> 00:38:29.667 Come on, Gabby, you got it. - I'm sorry. 00:38:31.000 --> 00:38:33.042 MURRAY: Come on, AJ, you got this. 00:38:33.042 --> 00:38:36.500 [crowd cheering] 00:38:36.500 --> 00:38:39.500 ♪ I'm on your side we together I'm never playin' you ♪ 00:38:40.167 --> 00:38:42.208 MURRAY: AJ! You got this! 00:38:42.208 --> 00:38:44.167 You got it! You got it! 00:38:44.500 --> 00:38:46.417 Yeah! Yeah! - Come on! 00:38:46.417 --> 00:38:48.542 - Go! Go! Go! Go! 00:38:49.750 --> 00:38:53.333 - Yes! [cheering] 00:38:58.000 --> 00:38:59.625 - Oh my god! 00:39:01.708 --> 00:39:03.125 TIM: Oh, Coach, Coach, Coach. 00:39:03.125 --> 00:39:05.125 - Okay. Alright! 00:39:05.125 --> 00:39:06.500 Alright. 00:39:07.542 --> 00:39:09.667 - It goes against my entire coaching approach to say this, 00:39:09.667 --> 00:39:12.167 but you're actually getting pretty good. 00:39:13.250 --> 00:39:15.833 - I knew you were using a tough love approach with me. 00:39:15.833 --> 00:39:18.292 - I know, who do I think I am, my dad? 00:39:20.667 --> 00:39:22.333 That, that was a lot funnier in my head. 00:39:23.583 --> 00:39:24.583 - It's okay, dude. 00:39:24.958 --> 00:39:27.333 I'm no stranger to dark dad humor. 00:39:28.833 --> 00:39:29.833 Is he tough on you? 00:39:31.333 --> 00:39:32.625 - He just sees so much potential in me, 00:39:32.625 --> 00:39:34.000 I guess I don't wanna let him down. 00:39:34.750 --> 00:39:36.958 He wants me to get a scholarship to a D1 school. 00:39:37.750 --> 00:39:39.667 I think that's why I'm so stressed about doing well. 00:39:41.708 --> 00:39:42.792 But I don't wanna talk about my dad. 00:39:43.208 --> 00:39:45.417 I'll save that one for a future therapy session. 00:39:45.917 --> 00:39:47.500 - Speaking of psychoanalyzing, 00:39:47.500 --> 00:39:49.125 I think that you were right about my art. 00:39:49.625 --> 00:39:51.625 I, I think I do play it safe. 00:39:52.292 --> 00:39:53.208 - I get it. 00:39:54.125 --> 00:39:56.333 - But I'm not gonna let you forget that you said I was good. 00:39:56.333 --> 00:39:59.708 A compliment from the mysterious AJ Campos. 00:39:59.708 --> 00:40:01.500 - Don't make me regret it, Evans. 00:40:04.667 --> 00:40:05.542 You wanna try? 00:40:05.542 --> 00:40:08.917 - Mm. Can you play track with a broken leg? 00:40:08.917 --> 00:40:09.917 - Don't worry, I'll spot you. 00:40:14.417 --> 00:40:15.750 - Oh shit. 00:40:15.750 --> 00:40:16.708 - Okay. Bend your knees. 00:40:16.708 --> 00:40:19.250 ♪ 00:40:19.250 --> 00:40:22.167 ♪ 00:40:22.167 --> 00:40:25.042 ♪ 00:40:25.042 --> 00:40:28.583 ♪ 00:40:28.583 --> 00:40:31.792 ♪ 00:40:31.792 --> 00:40:35.208 ♪ 00:40:35.917 --> 00:40:36.833 - Hold up. 00:40:38.292 --> 00:40:39.000 - What? 00:40:40.708 --> 00:40:42.375 - I think that this is KingPun's notebook. 00:40:42.375 --> 00:40:44.000 - What, h-how do you know? 00:40:44.000 --> 00:40:44.667 - Look, dude, 00:40:45.667 --> 00:40:48.458 it's totally in their style, and it has KP written all over it. 00:40:48.458 --> 00:40:49.833 - Oh yeah, that would do it. 00:40:49.833 --> 00:40:51.208 - Maybe it's somebody in track. 00:40:51.875 --> 00:40:53.542 - Well, that would rule out Chantal. 00:40:54.000 --> 00:40:54.875 - It was never her. 00:40:54.875 --> 00:40:57.958 Cute puns are not her vibe, now that I think of it. 00:40:59.042 --> 00:41:01.417 This is exactly how I'm gonna nail KingPun. 00:41:02.000 --> 00:41:02.875 - How? 00:41:03.417 --> 00:41:06.458 - I'm gonna DM them and tell them that I have their notebook. 00:41:06.458 --> 00:41:08.167 There's tons of half-baked ideas in here. 00:41:08.167 --> 00:41:10.417 It's not like they're gonna wanna leave it behind. 00:41:11.625 --> 00:41:12.500 AJ: So what? 00:41:12.500 --> 00:41:14.042 You're just gonna give it back to them 00:41:14.042 --> 00:41:15.542 without figuring out who it is? 00:41:15.542 --> 00:41:17.083 - AJ. You kidding me? 00:41:19.417 --> 00:41:21.958 We're gonna have a motherfucking stakeout. 00:41:23.167 --> 00:41:24.375 - Oh. No. 00:41:28.792 --> 00:41:30.000 Hold on. 00:41:30.375 --> 00:41:33.458 PAIGE: It's almost 8:00 p. m., and KingPun left me on read. 00:41:33.458 --> 00:41:34.917 So I know that they saw it. 00:41:35.417 --> 00:41:37.708 - Wow. Your detection skills are on point. 00:41:38.708 --> 00:41:40.500 - We should split up. Cover more ground. 00:41:40.917 --> 00:41:43.083 - Oh god, your efficiency is hot. 00:41:43.083 --> 00:41:43.708 - You're hot. 00:41:43.708 --> 00:41:44.750 - Help. Help. Help. Help. 00:41:44.750 --> 00:41:46.042 - You know the gate's open, right? 00:41:47.042 --> 00:41:47.958 Oh! - Oh my god! 00:41:47.958 --> 00:41:49.542 Paige. Are you okay? 00:41:49.542 --> 00:41:51.042 DILLON: Ay, dios mio. STACEY: Do you need help? Are you good? 00:41:51.042 --> 00:41:52.042 - Ow. 00:41:52.417 --> 00:41:53.792 DILLON: This girl's gonna be the death of me. 00:41:54.833 --> 00:41:59.250 ♪ 00:41:59.250 --> 00:42:01.667 ♪ 00:42:02.792 --> 00:42:04.000 - Hey. - Hey. 00:42:04.000 --> 00:42:05.375 GABBY: Wanna take the north side? 00:42:06.000 --> 00:42:06.917 - Yeah, sure. 00:42:08.292 --> 00:42:09.125 - Ugh. 00:42:09.125 --> 00:42:11.625 - They do know that's the south east side, right? 00:42:12.458 --> 00:42:14.500 - No, but it is so hot that you do. 00:42:14.500 --> 00:42:15.333 - You're so hot. 00:42:15.333 --> 00:42:16.875 - You are so hot. - You are. 00:42:16.875 --> 00:42:17.958 - We are. - We are. 00:42:17.958 --> 00:42:18.625 - We are. 00:42:18.625 --> 00:42:19.458 BOTH TOGETHER: We are. 00:42:19.458 --> 00:42:20.625 We are. We are. 00:42:20.625 --> 00:42:22.875 AJ: Oh, I'm glad you have each other. 00:42:26.208 --> 00:42:27.000 - Hello? 00:42:28.375 --> 00:42:29.708 - Oh shit. - Sorry. 00:42:33.500 --> 00:42:34.292 DILLON: Ooh. [Stacey chuckles] 00:42:34.292 --> 00:42:35.958 You know I like it when you grab my ass. 00:42:37.708 --> 00:42:40.625 - Well, on the upside, if you can't find KingPun, 00:42:40.625 --> 00:42:43.042 it's kind of like a cool badge of honor to get suspended. 00:42:45.208 --> 00:42:47.667 - So you usually go for people who get suspended? 00:42:48.708 --> 00:42:52.333 - Um, I don't really have a type. It's more of just a vibe. 00:42:52.875 --> 00:42:55.542 - So your vibe is Aya then, huh? 00:42:55.917 --> 00:42:57.750 - Well, actually, we just broke up. 00:42:58.542 --> 00:42:59.333 - Oh really? 00:43:00.250 --> 00:43:01.333 That sucks. Sorry. 00:43:03.458 --> 00:43:04.167 Are you over them? 00:43:04.708 --> 00:43:07.083 - Depends, Paige. Who's asking? 00:43:07.083 --> 00:43:08.875 - Not me. I don't care. 00:43:08.875 --> 00:43:10.167 - Ouch. 00:43:12.708 --> 00:43:13.542 - I care. 00:43:14.292 --> 00:43:15.125 I care. 00:43:15.125 --> 00:43:19.375 I just was trying to be nice and ask you questions. So-- 00:43:20.208 --> 00:43:21.750 Not that good at that though. 00:43:21.750 --> 00:43:23.458 - Well, your questions are cute. So-- 00:43:25.708 --> 00:43:28.583 - Do you remember in fifth grade when we were partnered up 00:43:28.583 --> 00:43:31.833 to take care of that egg together in Ms. Higgins' class? 00:43:32.542 --> 00:43:33.625 - Oh yeah. 00:43:33.625 --> 00:43:35.208 I'm pretty sure I dropped mine on the first day 00:43:35.208 --> 00:43:36.958 and begged my mom to replace it for me. 00:43:37.458 --> 00:43:39.250 Geez, I totally forgot you were my partner for that. 00:43:39.875 --> 00:43:41.333 Damn, I was a shitty mom. 00:43:41.667 --> 00:43:43.375 - Well, if it's any consolation, 00:43:43.375 --> 00:43:47.292 I gave our egg a bath, and I boiled it to death. 00:43:47.292 --> 00:43:50.583 So guess I wasn't a perfect mom either. 00:43:51.417 --> 00:43:52.583 Oh, hide. 00:43:52.583 --> 00:43:53.875 - It's gotta KingPun. 00:43:53.875 --> 00:43:55.417 - Aren't we supposed to be confronting them? 00:43:55.417 --> 00:43:57.292 - Yes. I'm just not good at confrontation. 00:43:57.292 --> 00:43:58.167 - Clearly. 00:44:03.250 --> 00:44:04.667 Kind of weird that we've co-parented 00:44:04.667 --> 00:44:06.458 and never kissed before, huh? 00:44:07.042 --> 00:44:09.208 - Yeah. It's a little bit strange. 00:44:09.917 --> 00:44:11.625 - Well, maybe we should try it. 00:44:12.083 --> 00:44:13.250 - We could try it. 00:44:13.250 --> 00:44:14.167 [car door opens] 00:44:15.250 --> 00:44:16.333 [car door closes] 00:44:16.833 --> 00:44:18.542 - You can lean in now. 00:44:18.542 --> 00:44:19.667 - Yeah. Right. 00:44:23.542 --> 00:44:24.500 - Sorry. 00:44:27.167 --> 00:44:28.125 [car door opens] 00:44:31.000 --> 00:44:32.792 [car door closes] - That was awkward. 00:44:32.792 --> 00:44:33.583 [engine starts] 00:44:33.583 --> 00:44:34.708 Oh shit, they're leaving. 00:44:34.708 --> 00:44:36.083 [tires squeal] 00:44:36.667 --> 00:44:38.333 TOGETHER: Hey! Wait! Stop! 00:44:38.750 --> 00:44:42.417 - Yo. I cannot believe that your stupid stakeout idea 00:44:42.417 --> 00:44:44.333 might have actually worked, but that was definitely Tim's car. 00:44:44.333 --> 00:44:45.042 - How do you know? 00:44:45.042 --> 00:44:47.083 - Who else drives a bright green Challenger 00:44:47.083 --> 00:44:49.417 with a bumper sticker that reads "Your mom calls me daddy"? 00:44:49.417 --> 00:44:50.667 - Fucking Tim. [cell phone buzzing] 00:44:50.667 --> 00:44:51.500 STACEY: Mm-hmm. 00:44:52.958 --> 00:44:55.250 - Uh, hold on. I have to take this. 00:44:57.167 --> 00:44:58.667 - So do you think you cracked the case? 00:45:00.208 --> 00:45:02.250 - Yeah, I guess so. 00:45:08.167 --> 00:45:10.250 DILLON: Paige, let's go. We're gonna be late. 00:45:10.875 --> 00:45:13.000 Are you seriously not packed for our away meet yet? 00:45:13.000 --> 00:45:14.167 - I started. 00:45:16.208 --> 00:45:17.750 Dillon, I need to tell you something. 00:45:17.750 --> 00:45:18.625 - What, what happened? 00:45:18.625 --> 00:45:20.458 - Don't make it a big deal. Okay. 00:45:20.458 --> 00:45:21.833 - What happened? 00:45:22.125 --> 00:45:24.083 Did you find another one of your mom's special movies? 00:45:25.458 --> 00:45:27.417 - Gabby and I kissed. 00:45:27.417 --> 00:45:29.083 - I'm sorry, what? 00:45:29.083 --> 00:45:30.125 - I know. 00:45:30.542 --> 00:45:33.042 - Wait, Gabriela Campos kissed you. 00:45:34.458 --> 00:45:36.083 Okay. Screw packing. Tell me exactly what happened. 00:45:36.500 --> 00:45:39.125 - I don't know. It kind of just happened at the stakeout. 00:45:39.125 --> 00:45:42.083 It was really weird, actually. 00:45:42.083 --> 00:45:43.083 - What do you mean weird? 00:45:43.083 --> 00:45:45.292 You've been waiting for this, like, literally your entire life. 00:45:45.292 --> 00:45:46.125 You're obsessed with her. 00:45:46.125 --> 00:45:48.000 - Well, it was very anti-climactic. 00:45:48.000 --> 00:45:49.458 - Was it a bad kiss? 00:45:49.917 --> 00:45:51.958 Is that her fatal flaw? Does she have an Achilles tongue? 00:45:51.958 --> 00:45:54.875 - [sighs] Maybe it wasn't her. It was probably me. 00:45:54.875 --> 00:45:57.583 - That makes more sense. She's kissed a lot of people. Yeah. 00:45:57.583 --> 00:45:59.875 - Shit! I haven't kissed anyone. I don't know how to kiss. 00:45:59.875 --> 00:46:00.917 - Yeah. You're probably a terrible kisser. 00:46:00.917 --> 00:46:02.333 - You need to teach me. - No. 00:46:02.333 --> 00:46:03.542 - Teach me. - What, ew! 00:46:03.542 --> 00:46:05.125 God, are you seriously trying to kiss me right now? 00:46:05.125 --> 00:46:06.708 - Just kiss me please. Come on. 00:46:06.708 --> 00:46:08.583 - No means no, Paige. Come on. 00:46:08.583 --> 00:46:09.917 You're not a man. DILLON: Thank you. 00:46:09.917 --> 00:46:12.000 - Why are you so dressed up? 00:46:12.458 --> 00:46:15.542 - It's a structured blazer. Everybody quit tripping. 00:46:15.542 --> 00:46:16.458 Come on. Let's go. 00:46:17.458 --> 00:46:18.458 DILLON: Did you pack us the food? 00:46:20.833 --> 00:46:23.875 PAIGE: Ugh. I can't believe I'm such a bad kisser. 00:46:23.875 --> 00:46:25.000 - Oh no, no, no, no. 00:46:25.375 --> 00:46:28.750 Bad kisser, that is impossible. Not possible. 00:46:28.750 --> 00:46:32.125 The Evans women are legendary kissers. 00:46:32.125 --> 00:46:34.958 Your grandmother won the Frenching contest three years running. 00:46:34.958 --> 00:46:36.292 - Oh my god. - I placed second. 00:46:36.292 --> 00:46:38.167 - What? - I've told you about this? 00:46:38.167 --> 00:46:39.750 I tied with your great aunt Janine. 00:46:39.750 --> 00:46:42.000 Oh my god, she is a maniac. 00:46:42.000 --> 00:46:44.250 - Wow. I guess the promiscuous gene skips a generation. 00:46:44.250 --> 00:46:45.458 - That's what they say. 00:46:45.458 --> 00:46:48.833 - Do you think maybe it's not the kiss, it's the person? 00:46:48.833 --> 00:46:49.875 - Oh. - What does that mean? 00:46:50.292 --> 00:46:53.167 - Maybe you were let down by the kiss because your crush has run its course. 00:46:53.458 --> 00:46:55.250 - But I've liked Gabby forever. 00:46:55.250 --> 00:46:57.250 - Might think that maybe there are other people out there. 00:46:57.250 --> 00:46:58.458 - Yeah. - Like who? 00:46:58.458 --> 00:46:59.208 [knocking] 00:47:00.000 --> 00:47:01.875 - Hi, Mrs. Evans. Miss. Sorry. 00:47:01.875 --> 00:47:03.750 - Hey, AJ. - AJ. 00:47:03.750 --> 00:47:08.542 Wow. Finally, we meet after hearing about you 24/7 from this one. 00:47:08.542 --> 00:47:09.833 - She's being sarcastic. 00:47:09.833 --> 00:47:12.125 - I mean, the word constantly springs to mind. 00:47:12.125 --> 00:47:14.667 - Um, what are you gonna do now that the antisocial artist is out of the house? 00:47:14.667 --> 00:47:17.417 - Oh man. So many possibilities. 00:47:17.417 --> 00:47:18.833 I mean, the sky's the limit, right? 00:47:18.833 --> 00:47:21.375 I'm not gonna crumble. That's the one thing I'm not gonna do. 00:47:21.375 --> 00:47:22.250 - We're gone for a night. 00:47:22.250 --> 00:47:23.500 - I know. Well, it doesn't matter. 00:47:23.500 --> 00:47:25.083 I'm not gonna crumble. So-- 00:47:25.750 --> 00:47:27.542 Hey, AJ, um, do me a favor 00:47:27.542 --> 00:47:30.250 and try to get old Paige here to loosen up a little bit. 00:47:30.250 --> 00:47:31.292 Okay. 00:47:31.292 --> 00:47:32.500 You know, like, 00:47:32.500 --> 00:47:36.000 fire up a bong and knock back a couple of wine coolers. 00:47:36.375 --> 00:47:38.958 Oh my god. I have poppers in the car. Should I run? Grab? 00:47:38.958 --> 00:47:41.333 - No. That's the wrong type of gay. 00:47:41.333 --> 00:47:44.708 - Well, hello there. Long time, no see. 00:47:44.708 --> 00:47:47.667 - A little delayed gratification never hurt anyone. 00:47:47.667 --> 00:47:48.333 - Okay. 00:47:48.333 --> 00:47:50.208 MURRAY: So you making me wait. 00:47:50.208 --> 00:47:52.375 - They call it edging these days. 00:47:52.375 --> 00:47:53.917 I looked it up on Wikipedia, 00:47:53.917 --> 00:47:57.125 and the definition is quite rank. 00:47:57.125 --> 00:47:59.917 - I don't know the meaning of rank, but I believe you. 00:47:59.917 --> 00:48:02.042 - It means filthy dirty. 00:48:02.042 --> 00:48:05.500 - Well, I'm gonna just get your number off the emergency contact list. 00:48:05.500 --> 00:48:07.875 - Okay. I've had your number for, like, 00:48:07.875 --> 00:48:09.167 I don't know how many days. 00:48:09.167 --> 00:48:10.167 Go with the program. Okay. 00:48:10.667 --> 00:48:12.958 I mean, text me. Like, I'm not getting any younger. 00:48:12.958 --> 00:48:13.917 Come on. 00:48:13.917 --> 00:48:15.917 [hydraulics hissing] 00:48:15.917 --> 00:48:16.583 - Let's go! 00:48:17.042 --> 00:48:18.292 MAN: Here are you room keys, sir. 00:48:19.292 --> 00:48:20.875 Quiet hours start at 11:00. 00:48:24.167 --> 00:48:25.917 [indiscernible chatter] 00:48:29.583 --> 00:48:30.958 [whistle blows] 00:48:30.958 --> 00:48:34.042 - Okay. Listen up, hormonal teens. 00:48:34.625 --> 00:48:37.333 Now on this list is the name of your roommate. 00:48:37.333 --> 00:48:39.750 I know that 60 percent of you are queer, 00:48:39.750 --> 00:48:42.958 but, guys, don't go in the girls' room. 00:48:42.958 --> 00:48:45.375 And, girls, please don't go in the guys' room. 00:48:45.375 --> 00:48:47.292 We don't want anybody getting pregnant. 00:48:47.292 --> 00:48:49.875 And I'm talking specifically to you, Stacey and Dillon. 00:48:49.875 --> 00:48:51.417 - [gasps] - What? We would never. 00:48:51.417 --> 00:48:53.583 - One, as I made it clear on my campaign trail, 00:48:53.583 --> 00:48:55.458 I will not be allowing the administration to control 00:48:55.458 --> 00:48:56.500 what I do with my body. 00:48:56.500 --> 00:48:58.542 Two. Obviously, I'm on birth control. 00:48:58.542 --> 00:48:59.833 - Well, I'm on team control, 00:48:59.833 --> 00:49:02.958 and I want lights out by 9:00 p. m. 00:49:03.250 --> 00:49:07.833 I have a FaceTime date with a very lovely lady. 00:49:08.125 --> 00:49:09.833 I don't want to be interrupted. 00:49:09.833 --> 00:49:11.250 And Paige, no graffiti. 00:49:11.250 --> 00:49:12.417 - [whispers] Your new stepdad. - Ugh. 00:49:14.042 --> 00:49:14.917 - Hey. 00:49:14.917 --> 00:49:15.667 - Hi. 00:49:15.667 --> 00:49:16.792 - We should talk. 00:49:17.583 --> 00:49:19.208 - Hey, guess we're rooming together. 00:49:19.208 --> 00:49:20.125 Can't get rid of you. 00:49:20.500 --> 00:49:22.667 - Um, I'm gonna go find out who my roommate is, 00:49:22.667 --> 00:49:23.750 but I'll see you later. 00:49:26.083 --> 00:49:28.458 - Did you know that squirrels remember 00:49:28.458 --> 00:49:30.125 every single person they've ever seen? 00:49:30.625 --> 00:49:33.083 - What? - They have photographic memories. 00:49:33.083 --> 00:49:34.333 - Mm-hmm. 00:49:34.333 --> 00:49:36.875 Uh, I look forward to hearing more animal facts tonight. 00:49:36.875 --> 00:49:38.750 PAIGE: Oh good. 'Cause there are so plenty. 00:49:39.000 --> 00:49:42.042 - Guys, team party. My room, 9:30. Be there. 00:49:42.042 --> 00:49:43.750 - No, you guys heard coach. We, we can't do that. 00:49:44.208 --> 00:49:45.292 - Oh no. 00:49:45.667 --> 00:49:46.750 Yeah, we definitely can't do that. 00:49:46.750 --> 00:49:49.167 Especially since our track meet starts at 2:00 p. m., right? 00:49:49.625 --> 00:49:51.250 Looks like we're getting fucked up tonight. 00:49:51.958 --> 00:49:53.792 - Oh Paige. You're so innocent. 00:49:53.792 --> 00:49:56.250 ♪ party music playing [people chattering and laughing] 00:49:57.833 --> 00:50:02.000 - Okay. This one is either whiskey or rum. 00:50:02.000 --> 00:50:05.875 Then we've got peach vodka. We've got lemon vodka. 00:50:05.875 --> 00:50:06.875 - Wiper fluid? 00:50:06.875 --> 00:50:08.042 - More vodka. 00:50:08.042 --> 00:50:09.542 And we got mouthwash, 00:50:09.542 --> 00:50:11.500 but you just gotta drink a lot of it to get fucked up. 00:50:11.500 --> 00:50:13.583 - Mm, that looks the least risky. 00:50:13.583 --> 00:50:15.458 - Is that all you could get from your parents? 00:50:15.458 --> 00:50:17.667 - Yeah. Well, look, my beard is coming in 00:50:17.667 --> 00:50:19.667 so it's only a matter of time before I stop getting carded. 00:50:19.667 --> 00:50:21.083 - Oh yeah, for sure. 00:50:21.500 --> 00:50:22.750 - BOY: Yo, Tim! - Hey. 00:50:23.625 --> 00:50:24.583 - There he is. 00:50:25.667 --> 00:50:27.125 - You know, you actually have to confront Tim 00:50:27.125 --> 00:50:28.917 about being KingPun to accuse him, right? 00:50:28.917 --> 00:50:30.375 - I've been working up to it. 00:50:31.500 --> 00:50:32.875 - She really scares me sometimes. 00:50:33.250 --> 00:50:34.000 - Tim. 00:50:34.417 --> 00:50:36.333 I know you're KingPun. I have your notebook. 00:50:36.333 --> 00:50:37.167 - What? 00:50:37.167 --> 00:50:39.875 - I saw you after school the other night. Okay. 00:50:39.875 --> 00:50:42.583 What were you doing there if not to get your notebook? 00:50:42.583 --> 00:50:43.583 - [whispers] Okay, okay, okay. 00:50:44.708 --> 00:50:45.417 I'll tell you. 00:50:46.167 --> 00:50:47.542 I'm in Renaissance club. 00:50:47.875 --> 00:50:49.000 - Come again? 00:50:49.583 --> 00:50:52.375 - I'm in Renaissance club. I'm a Rennie, if you will. 00:50:52.375 --> 00:50:53.875 - Oh my god. 00:50:53.875 --> 00:50:55.917 - We were having our monthly feast. 00:50:55.917 --> 00:50:57.333 And when I got to school, 00:50:58.500 --> 00:50:59.542 well, it was canceled. 00:50:59.542 --> 00:51:01.250 - I don't believe you. 00:51:01.250 --> 00:51:02.250 - Are you serious? 00:51:03.458 --> 00:51:04.167 Look. 00:51:07.625 --> 00:51:08.458 - Wow. 00:51:08.458 --> 00:51:13.083 - Okay. Everyone gather around, it is game time. 00:51:13.083 --> 00:51:14.250 - We have to play some games. 00:51:14.250 --> 00:51:18.167 - Still got a... lot of questions for you. 00:51:18.167 --> 00:51:19.750 - I got a lot of answers. 00:51:19.750 --> 00:51:20.625 - A lot of questions. 00:51:20.625 --> 00:51:23.042 [laughter] 00:51:24.292 --> 00:51:25.917 - Hey. - Hey. 00:51:25.917 --> 00:51:28.000 - Perfect timing. We're about to play seven minutes. 00:51:29.417 --> 00:51:32.208 - What? Like seven minutes in heaven? 00:51:32.208 --> 00:51:34.458 - No. That perpetuates a Christian narrative. 00:51:34.458 --> 00:51:36.292 We're playing seven minutes in the hotel bathroom, 00:51:36.292 --> 00:51:37.083 and it's a track tradition. 00:51:38.125 --> 00:51:41.083 Okay, everyone, phones in, pride at the door. 00:51:41.750 --> 00:51:44.250 - For any new additions, the rules are simple. 00:51:44.250 --> 00:51:46.500 You put your phone in the bag and if your phone gets picked, 00:51:46.500 --> 00:51:48.292 you have to go into the bathroom with another person. 00:51:48.625 --> 00:51:50.042 And since this is 2022, 00:51:50.042 --> 00:51:52.458 we will not force anyone to make out if you don't want to. 00:51:52.458 --> 00:51:54.458 But I will say seven minutes is such a long time 00:51:54.458 --> 00:51:56.208 to be in the bathroom with someone and not make out. 00:51:56.208 --> 00:51:57.875 DILLON: Just saying, Paige. - Okay? Alright. 00:51:58.292 --> 00:52:01.292 Everyone's phones are in. Alright. 00:52:01.292 --> 00:52:03.167 First phone is-- 00:52:04.542 --> 00:52:07.917 ♪ Alex Lahey's I Love You Like a Brother playing ♪ 00:52:07.917 --> 00:52:10.708 ♪ 00:52:10.708 --> 00:52:15.250 ♪ 00:52:16.208 --> 00:52:18.583 ♪ You don't like sports and I don't like dresses ♪ 00:52:18.583 --> 00:52:21.417 ♪ Luckily for us, our parents got the message ♪ 00:52:21.417 --> 00:52:24.167 ♪ You'd always say "No" to combat my yeses ♪ 00:52:24.167 --> 00:52:26.875 ♪ You know me better than I give you credit ♪ 00:52:26.875 --> 00:52:29.667 ♪ People say we look the same, but I don't think we do ♪ 00:52:29.667 --> 00:52:32.375 ♪ Maybe it's a consequence of sharing the same womb ♪ 00:52:32.750 --> 00:52:35.083 ALL: Oh! 00:52:35.083 --> 00:52:35.958 - Paige! 00:52:35.958 --> 00:52:38.833 I believe this questionable phone case belongs to you. 00:52:39.375 --> 00:52:40.625 - No. DILLON: Yes. 00:52:40.625 --> 00:52:41.833 Now let's see. 00:52:45.917 --> 00:52:47.000 Whose case is this? 00:52:47.000 --> 00:52:48.125 AJ AND GABBY: That'd be mine. 00:52:50.792 --> 00:52:51.833 - What's your background? 00:52:51.833 --> 00:52:53.500 - Tessa Thompson as Valkyrie. 00:52:55.542 --> 00:52:56.750 - AJ. It's you. 00:52:57.458 --> 00:52:58.958 Come on. Get in there. 00:52:59.333 --> 00:53:00.833 Come on. Let's go. 00:53:01.458 --> 00:53:03.417 Rules are rules. We don't make the rules. 00:53:03.417 --> 00:53:04.667 They're just the rules. 00:53:04.667 --> 00:53:06.625 STACEY: Have fun. [door opens] 00:53:06.625 --> 00:53:09.042 - Use the dental dams. [door closes] 00:53:14.792 --> 00:53:15.667 PAIGE: Oh, I got one. 00:53:17.375 --> 00:53:20.000 Did you know that pandas 00:53:20.458 --> 00:53:23.625 fake their pregnancies to get extra food? 00:53:24.083 --> 00:53:27.542 - Oh wow. Another random animal fact. 00:53:27.542 --> 00:53:28.958 So soon? 00:53:29.375 --> 00:53:31.708 - I know. I'm just nervous. 00:53:31.708 --> 00:53:33.292 Don't you kind of know me by now. 00:53:34.458 --> 00:53:36.125 - Yeah. I kind of do. 00:53:36.958 --> 00:53:39.083 Okay. Let me think of, 00:53:39.542 --> 00:53:43.958 of random animal fact while you get yourself together, 00:53:45.000 --> 00:53:45.708 - Psst. 00:53:47.292 --> 00:53:50.458 You could also just tell me something real. 00:53:53.250 --> 00:53:54.125 - Yeah. 00:53:54.708 --> 00:53:55.792 Okay. Yeah. 00:53:58.458 --> 00:53:59.875 Um-- 00:54:02.750 --> 00:54:04.125 I'm terrified of flying. 00:54:05.458 --> 00:54:06.833 - Is that all you're giving me? 00:54:06.833 --> 00:54:08.917 - Yes. Well, I don't, I just, 00:54:08.917 --> 00:54:13.042 I don't think that humans are meant to sit in chairs 00:54:13.042 --> 00:54:14.292 in the sky, you know. 00:54:14.292 --> 00:54:16.958 Like, like, that's messed up, if you think about it. 00:54:16.958 --> 00:54:18.792 - Damn. [both laugh] 00:54:18.792 --> 00:54:21.458 We are bad at the small talk thing. 00:54:22.667 --> 00:54:23.583 - I tried. 00:54:24.042 --> 00:54:26.833 - But at least it's better than us awkwardly making out. 00:54:26.833 --> 00:54:27.667 - Yeah. 00:54:27.667 --> 00:54:29.500 I mean, what, can, can you imagine, 00:54:29.500 --> 00:54:31.625 what, suddenly we're hardcore making out? 00:54:31.625 --> 00:54:34.500 - Mm. That just sounds - Come on. 00:54:34.500 --> 00:54:35.417 - really crazy. 00:54:35.417 --> 00:54:36.667 - It, it would be hilarious. 00:54:36.667 --> 00:54:40.375 - It would be just super funny. 00:54:40.375 --> 00:54:41.250 - Yeah. 00:54:41.250 --> 00:54:43.833 Funny, like this being my first kiss. 00:54:45.250 --> 00:54:46.167 - Very funny. 00:54:50.083 --> 00:54:52.083 - I know everyone makes assumptions about me. 00:54:53.250 --> 00:54:55.292 The mysterious AJ Campos. 00:54:56.083 --> 00:54:58.292 Brooding, leather jacket type, 00:54:58.750 --> 00:55:02.125 but, um, no, never kissed anyone. 00:55:02.833 --> 00:55:03.875 Ever. 00:55:05.583 --> 00:55:07.667 I guess we have that lack of experience in common. 00:55:08.667 --> 00:55:09.458 - Yeah. 00:55:12.333 --> 00:55:13.833 But why haven't you? 00:55:13.833 --> 00:55:15.333 I mean, I'm sure that, 00:55:15.333 --> 00:55:17.792 you know, people probably want to. 00:55:17.792 --> 00:55:19.167 - I'm not opposed to it. 00:55:20.000 --> 00:55:21.625 - I'm not opposed to it either. 00:55:22.833 --> 00:55:23.750 - Kissing someone? 00:55:24.875 --> 00:55:26.000 - Kissing you. 00:55:26.750 --> 00:55:27.458 - Oh. 00:55:28.792 --> 00:55:33.667 ♪ romantic music playing ♪ 00:55:33.667 --> 00:55:37.500 ♪ 00:55:37.500 --> 00:55:40.708 ♪ 00:55:40.708 --> 00:55:45.583 ♪ 00:55:45.583 --> 00:55:50.750 ♪ 00:55:54.500 --> 00:55:56.750 - Do you think that this is gonna be awkward later? 00:55:56.750 --> 00:55:58.042 - No, I really don't think so. 00:56:00.333 --> 00:56:01.625 - Do you have enough blanket? - Do you have enough room? 00:56:03.917 --> 00:56:05.250 We're being weird about this. 00:56:05.708 --> 00:56:06.833 Yeah. 00:56:07.375 --> 00:56:09.083 And this really does not have to be weird. 00:56:09.458 --> 00:56:10.292 - No. 00:56:11.292 --> 00:56:12.125 It doesn't. 00:56:20.500 --> 00:56:22.792 I honestly don't think I'm gonna be able to fall asleep. 00:56:22.792 --> 00:56:25.625 Like, my mind is racing from this whole CalArts thing. 00:56:26.333 --> 00:56:28.583 - You're really lucky your mom is so supportive of you being-- 00:56:28.583 --> 00:56:29.292 - Gay. 00:56:29.833 --> 00:56:31.542 - No. I'm gonna say an artist. 00:56:31.958 --> 00:56:33.917 - Oh. - I do. Yeah. 00:56:35.042 --> 00:56:37.583 I feel like I would never pursue something like that. 00:56:38.083 --> 00:56:39.458 - Because of your parents? 00:56:40.000 --> 00:56:42.750 - Like... to them, 00:56:43.458 --> 00:56:45.292 everything artistic is a risk. 00:56:46.583 --> 00:56:49.583 Which I, I guess I get. 00:56:50.750 --> 00:56:52.458 - What did they say when you came out? 00:56:53.375 --> 00:56:55.333 - When I told my mom I was bi, 00:56:55.333 --> 00:56:57.083 she didn't really say anything. 00:56:57.750 --> 00:57:00.167 But when Gabby came out, 00:57:00.167 --> 00:57:02.125 she made it pretty impossible to ignore. 00:57:03.625 --> 00:57:07.458 She did it at her 14th birthday party. Like, at the party. 00:57:07.458 --> 00:57:08.750 - Oh wow. - Yeah. 00:57:09.542 --> 00:57:11.875 I think my abuela was gonna puke. 00:57:14.083 --> 00:57:15.667 - Is it hard having a twin? 00:57:17.750 --> 00:57:19.083 - I mean, I love her, 00:57:19.833 --> 00:57:22.917 and we have this really special, cool bond. 00:57:23.542 --> 00:57:25.833 But Gabby's also painfully charming, 00:57:25.833 --> 00:57:28.458 and everyone's obsessed with her. 00:57:31.083 --> 00:57:31.917 [sighs] 00:57:31.917 --> 00:57:34.583 It's just an impossible comparison to live up to, you know. 00:57:38.792 --> 00:57:41.292 That was a lot. I don't know why I told you all that. 00:57:41.292 --> 00:57:42.292 - It wasn't a lot. 00:57:43.208 --> 00:57:44.208 I'm glad you told me. 00:57:45.708 --> 00:57:46.875 - But what about you? 00:57:48.042 --> 00:57:49.958 Is it hard growing up with just your mom? 00:57:50.333 --> 00:57:54.333 - Mm, sometimes, but not really. 00:57:56.750 --> 00:57:58.042 I just love her so much. 00:57:59.625 --> 00:58:01.583 Mm, she's like my best friend. 00:58:01.583 --> 00:58:03.583 - Aw. - Don't tell her that though. 00:58:03.583 --> 00:58:05.167 She wants it too much. 00:58:07.542 --> 00:58:09.667 One day, she just decided she wanted a kid, 00:58:09.667 --> 00:58:13.625 so she got some sperm and she did it herself. 00:58:14.917 --> 00:58:17.292 - That's pretty badass. 00:58:19.458 --> 00:58:21.792 Now I know where you get your confidence from. 00:58:21.792 --> 00:58:23.500 - What are you talking about? 00:58:25.125 --> 00:58:28.500 You're the one who has the whole quiet confident thing going on. 00:58:30.167 --> 00:58:31.958 Nobody ever knows what you're thinking, 00:58:33.833 --> 00:58:34.875 including me. 00:58:35.208 --> 00:58:36.167 - Hey. 00:58:38.083 --> 00:58:39.083 I'm working on it. 00:58:39.083 --> 00:58:43.083 ♪ 00:58:43.083 --> 00:58:47.292 ♪ 00:58:47.292 --> 00:58:51.917 ♪ 00:58:51.917 --> 00:58:55.958 ♪ 00:58:55.958 --> 00:58:59.958 ♪ 00:58:59.958 --> 00:59:04.000 ♪ 00:59:06.958 --> 00:59:07.625 - We should-- 00:59:07.958 --> 00:59:10.250 - Yeah, you're right, we should probably get some sleep. 00:59:10.250 --> 00:59:11.917 - Yeah. Yeah. 00:59:18.458 --> 00:59:19.292 - Okay. 00:59:33.125 --> 00:59:34.333 Good night, Paige. 00:59:36.292 --> 00:59:37.500 - Night, AJ. 00:59:39.708 --> 00:59:40.792 ♪ Girl in Red's Watch You Sleep playing ♪ 00:59:40.792 --> 00:59:41.917 ♪ The morning sun ♪ 00:59:43.167 --> 00:59:45.750 ♪ Shines on your skin ♪ 00:59:47.542 --> 00:59:49.708 ♪ 'Cause your white curtains ♪ 00:59:49.708 --> 00:59:53.042 ♪ They are paper-thin ♪ 00:59:55.083 --> 00:59:56.750 ♪ Windows open ♪ 00:59:57.792 --> 01:00:00.500 ♪ I can feel the breeze ♪ 01:00:02.250 --> 01:00:03.917 ♪ But we're safe here ♪ 01:00:04.958 --> 01:00:07.833 ♪ Under the sheets ♪ 01:00:08.583 --> 01:00:13.000 ♪ I don't ever wanna leave ♪ 01:00:13.542 --> 01:00:16.708 ♪ I'll watch you sleep ♪ 01:00:16.708 --> 01:00:20.292 ♪ And listen to you breathe ♪ 01:00:20.292 --> 01:00:22.292 ♪ Ooh, oh ♪ 01:00:22.958 --> 01:00:26.125 ♪ I don't ever wanna leave ♪ 01:00:26.125 --> 01:00:27.208 [door closes] 01:00:28.000 --> 01:00:31.042 ♪ I'll watch you sleep ♪ 01:00:32.583 --> 01:00:35.458 GABBY: I've asked you nicely. 01:00:35.875 --> 01:00:37.875 All I wanted was some Cheetos. 01:00:38.958 --> 01:00:42.458 Hey, give me my food! 01:00:45.083 --> 01:00:46.417 - Hey. 01:00:46.417 --> 01:00:47.792 - Hey! 01:00:47.792 --> 01:00:49.708 Oh my god, thank god you're here. 01:00:50.625 --> 01:00:52.875 - Gabby, drunk Gabby. 01:00:53.792 --> 01:00:55.708 - The stupid vending machine won't give me my food. 01:00:58.333 --> 01:00:59.333 - I got you. 01:00:59.333 --> 01:01:00.458 [clears throat] - Wow. 01:01:01.583 --> 01:01:03.458 I'm telling you, listen, 01:01:03.458 --> 01:01:05.458 I've tried this so many times tonight, 01:01:05.458 --> 01:01:06.917 and it has not happened. 01:01:06.917 --> 01:01:08.292 I mean, I don't know-- 01:01:08.292 --> 01:01:09.000 Oh. 01:01:10.458 --> 01:01:11.875 Food! 01:01:13.500 --> 01:01:14.708 Thank you. 01:01:14.708 --> 01:01:16.458 It's so crazy. 01:01:16.458 --> 01:01:18.208 - I'm gonna walk you to your room, okay. 01:01:18.208 --> 01:01:20.042 - If you wanna walk me back to my room, Paige, 01:01:20.042 --> 01:01:21.083 then that's what we're gonna do. 01:01:21.792 --> 01:01:23.292 - I'm gonna do that. - Alright. 01:01:24.042 --> 01:01:25.583 Remember, 01:01:25.583 --> 01:01:28.000 remember when I told you that me and Aya broke up? 01:01:28.708 --> 01:01:29.333 - Yeah. 01:01:30.125 --> 01:01:33.333 - Well, it actually turns out that they broke up with me. 01:01:35.125 --> 01:01:37.000 No one knows that though. 01:01:37.583 --> 01:01:39.292 Gabby Campos got dumped. 01:01:39.292 --> 01:01:40.625 Shh. 01:01:43.833 --> 01:01:44.917 - Are you okay? 01:01:46.125 --> 01:01:49.042 - Um, yeah, I am-- 01:01:50.958 --> 01:01:51.958 I'm not. 01:01:53.542 --> 01:01:55.667 You're good at making me feel better though. 01:01:56.792 --> 01:01:59.917 - I can't, I can't, I can't. I'm sorry. 01:01:59.917 --> 01:02:01.458 - Why don't you want to kiss me? 01:02:03.958 --> 01:02:05.250 Why does no one want to kiss me? 01:02:05.250 --> 01:02:08.000 - I'm sorry, I just have a crush on somebody else. 01:02:10.250 --> 01:02:13.208 - Story of my life, am I right? 01:02:13.667 --> 01:02:14.792 [beeping] 01:02:14.792 --> 01:02:16.208 [rattling] 01:02:17.042 --> 01:02:17.833 - Gabby? 01:02:21.167 --> 01:02:23.875 It's a froyo loyalty card. 01:02:25.750 --> 01:02:26.583 - Yeah, 01:02:28.833 --> 01:02:30.458 that it is. 01:02:32.458 --> 01:02:34.250 See ya later, alligator. 01:02:35.375 --> 01:02:36.333 - Good night. 01:02:37.083 --> 01:02:41.250 ♪ 01:02:41.250 --> 01:02:45.250 ♪ 01:02:45.250 --> 01:02:49.250 ♪ 01:02:49.250 --> 01:02:53.250 ♪ 01:02:53.250 --> 01:02:56.042 ♪ 01:02:56.042 --> 01:02:57.458 AJ, are you awake? 01:03:01.042 --> 01:03:03.333 ♪ upbeat music playing ♪ 01:03:03.333 --> 01:03:05.917 ANNOUNCER 1: [on mic] Well, friends, it doesn't get any bigger than this. 01:03:05.917 --> 01:03:09.417 We're here at the historic Central Square Track and Field, 01:03:09.417 --> 01:03:11.500 and we've got a big one today. 01:03:11.500 --> 01:03:13.583 And this is the stuff dreams are made of, 01:03:13.583 --> 01:03:16.250 but also nightmares if you're not in the top three. 01:03:16.250 --> 01:03:18.917 - It goes by so fast, like childhood. 01:03:18.917 --> 01:03:20.958 I just hope that everybody takes every moment in 01:03:21.458 --> 01:03:23.042 and makes it special. 01:03:23.042 --> 01:03:25.375 - Now some would say there are no losers here today. 01:03:25.375 --> 01:03:26.333 Is that true? - No. 01:03:26.333 --> 01:03:27.792 - Fantastic. 01:03:28.750 --> 01:03:30.458 - The polls say you're two points behind. 01:03:30.458 --> 01:03:31.583 - Oh yeah? - Mm-hmm. 01:03:31.583 --> 01:03:32.375 -I wouldn't trust the polls, 01:03:32.375 --> 01:03:33.875 especially when they're run by two freshmen 01:03:33.875 --> 01:03:34.750 who have crushes on you. 01:03:34.750 --> 01:03:36.542 - Okay, Todd and Harry did the best they can 01:03:36.542 --> 01:03:37.500 with the resources they have. 01:03:37.500 --> 01:03:38.833 - Mm-hmm, yeah? "The best they can?" 01:03:38.833 --> 01:03:40.208 Are they? Are they really? 01:03:40.208 --> 01:03:41.333 - Guys, emergency. 01:03:41.708 --> 01:03:42.875 Have you guys seen AJ? 01:03:42.875 --> 01:03:44.542 I tried to sit next to her on the bus, but then Coach cornered me 01:03:44.542 --> 01:03:45.792 to talk about my mom's food preferences. 01:03:45.792 --> 01:03:46.542 - No, why? 01:03:46.542 --> 01:03:47.917 You have that anxious-sweating 01:03:47.917 --> 01:03:49.333 through-your-clinical-strength deodorant look in your eye. 01:03:49.333 --> 01:03:50.500 - AJ and I kissed last night. 01:03:50.500 --> 01:03:51.667 - Shut up! - What? 01:03:51.667 --> 01:03:53.542 - And then Gabby tried to kiss me, again. 01:03:53.542 --> 01:03:54.583 - Oh my god. - Oh no. 01:03:54.583 --> 01:03:56.458 - And I'm freaking out because AJ thinks 01:03:56.458 --> 01:03:58.250 it was both of our first kisses, but it wasn't. 01:03:58.250 --> 01:04:00.625 My first kiss was with Gabby, and I don't know what to do 01:04:00.625 --> 01:04:02.958 because I actually like AJ. 01:04:02.958 --> 01:04:03.833 - No shit. 01:04:03.833 --> 01:04:04.542 - Dillon, 01:04:06.125 --> 01:04:08.250 our kiss was really real. 01:04:08.792 --> 01:04:10.958 You know what I'm saying? It was really good. 01:04:10.958 --> 01:04:13.042 - Okay, uh, Paige, take, take a deep breath 01:04:13.042 --> 01:04:14.958 'cause you can't have an orgasm on the field. 01:04:14.958 --> 01:04:16.417 - I just don't know what to do. 01:04:16.417 --> 01:04:18.000 I don't want her to think that it didn't matter. 01:04:18.000 --> 01:04:20.625 And I don't want her think that I like her sister, I don't. 01:04:20.625 --> 01:04:21.917 I don't want her to hate me. 01:04:21.917 --> 01:04:24.792 We were talking all night, and I really don't want her to hate me. 01:04:26.042 --> 01:04:28.167 ANNOUNCER 1: [over speaker] Four by 100 relay teams, 01:04:28.167 --> 01:04:29.667 please report to the starting line! 01:04:29.667 --> 01:04:30.750 - What am I gonna do? 01:04:30.750 --> 01:04:33.375 - Um, okay, well, first of all, 01:04:33.375 --> 01:04:35.167 you're gonna run the race 01:04:35.167 --> 01:04:37.042 and hopefully you won't trip and fall, 01:04:37.042 --> 01:04:38.917 and then we can figure out what to say to AJ. 01:04:38.917 --> 01:04:41.542 - I feel like I'm gonna shit my pants like that marathon runner did. 01:04:41.542 --> 01:04:42.458 - Shit your pants? 01:04:42.458 --> 01:04:43.750 Please shit your pants, that would be hilarious. 01:04:43.750 --> 01:04:46.125 - No, please don't shit your pants. It's gonna slow us down. 01:04:46.125 --> 01:04:47.792 - True, maybe don't shit your pants. 01:04:47.792 --> 01:04:49.292 - And that's it for the javelin. 01:04:49.292 --> 01:04:51.208 We're getting that young athlete carted off the field. 01:04:51.208 --> 01:04:52.208 I'm sure they'll be okay. 01:04:52.208 --> 01:04:55.167 They're doing amazing things now with blood platelet therapy. 01:04:55.167 --> 01:04:57.708 And now we're on to the big one, 01:04:57.708 --> 01:04:59.375 the granddaddy of them all, 01:04:59.375 --> 01:05:01.375 the fastest 50 seconds in sport, 01:05:01.375 --> 01:05:03.583 the four by 100 meter relay. 01:05:03.583 --> 01:05:06.500 [over speakers] Trigger warning, there will be a gunshot to start, 01:05:06.500 --> 01:05:07.250 but it's fake. 01:05:08.375 --> 01:05:09.708 ♪ upbeat music playing ♪ 01:05:09.708 --> 01:05:11.167 ANNOUNCER 1: Runners, take your mark. 01:05:11.167 --> 01:05:14.625 ♪ Tell me that I'm yummy when I'm driving in your car ♪ 01:05:14.625 --> 01:05:18.083 ♪ T-t-tell me that you love me when we cruise the boulevard ♪ 01:05:18.083 --> 01:05:20.417 ♪ Baby, tell me that you like my style ♪ 01:05:20.417 --> 01:05:21.792 ♪ Make you moan real loud ♪ 01:05:21.792 --> 01:05:22.958 ♪ Yeah, yeah, you're my queen ♪ 01:05:22.958 --> 01:05:25.875 ♪ But daddy be-be wearing the crown, uh ♪ 01:05:25.875 --> 01:05:27.292 ♪ We sit at the king's table ♪ 01:05:27.667 --> 01:05:29.167 ♪ The courts we assembled are disabled ♪ 01:05:29.667 --> 01:05:31.875 - How would you approach a baton handoff? 01:05:31.875 --> 01:05:32.833 - I'd go like this. 01:05:33.667 --> 01:05:35.167 Okay, ready? Grab. 01:05:35.667 --> 01:05:36.542 So I don't look. 01:05:36.958 --> 01:05:38.417 I'll do it again. - Ah, incredible. 01:05:39.125 --> 01:05:40.833 Incredible. And our hands did not touch. 01:05:40.833 --> 01:05:42.042 - Oh, but you have to do it backwards. 01:05:42.042 --> 01:05:43.750 Just picture this, but backwards. - Okay. 01:05:43.750 --> 01:05:46.667 [crowd cheering] 01:05:48.417 --> 01:05:49.375 ANNOUNCER 1: On your mark! 01:05:51.375 --> 01:05:52.375 Get set. 01:05:53.667 --> 01:05:54.583 [gunshot] 01:05:54.583 --> 01:05:58.792 [crowd cheering] 01:06:02.750 --> 01:06:03.583 GIRL: Go, Gabby! 01:06:05.250 --> 01:06:06.083 Go, go, go! 01:06:09.125 --> 01:06:11.500 - Here we are with the second leg of the race 01:06:11.500 --> 01:06:13.917 and for Miller High, this is Gabriela Campos. 01:06:13.917 --> 01:06:15.375 She's one of the captains. 01:06:15.708 --> 01:06:17.250 - Look at 'em go, wow. 01:06:17.250 --> 01:06:20.542 She's really, she's just, she's just doing a lot of this. 01:06:20.542 --> 01:06:21.333 - She's doing tons of this. 01:06:22.083 --> 01:06:24.708 This is gonna be a crucial handoff here to newcomer Paige Evans. 01:06:24.708 --> 01:06:26.833 And they get it done! And now Paige Evans is off. 01:06:26.833 --> 01:06:28.250 ♪ Oh, I don't wanna let it go ♪ 01:06:28.250 --> 01:06:30.125 ♪ Kick, kick, kick it on the floor ♪ 01:06:30.125 --> 01:06:32.292 ♪ Pick it up and do some more, more ♪ 01:06:32.292 --> 01:06:35.458 ♪ Oh, yeah, we're never gonna stop ♪ 01:06:35.458 --> 01:06:37.417 ♪ Find the rhythm, make it pop ♪ 01:06:37.417 --> 01:06:39.833 ♪ Oh, oh, oh oh ♪ 01:06:39.833 --> 01:06:42.167 ♪ Monetary things might gleam, but the sun makes the beams ♪ 01:06:42.167 --> 01:06:44.000 ♪ And we are human beings and yeah, that's an animal ♪ 01:06:44.000 --> 01:06:46.000 ♪ Lion on the plain but call us the cannibal ♪ 01:06:46.000 --> 01:06:47.042 ♪ And it's terrible ♪ 01:06:47.042 --> 01:06:49.667 ♪ How we let ourselves get played on like an Atari ♪ 01:06:49.667 --> 01:06:52.583 ♪ I'm not sorry 'cause my heart beats for tomorrow's love ♪ 01:06:52.583 --> 01:06:53.833 ♪ Not, not tomorrow's blood ♪ 01:06:53.833 --> 01:06:56.500 ANNOUNCER 1: Now look at Miller High, they are neck and neck. 01:06:56.500 --> 01:07:00.708 An absolute surprise. Oh, the humanity of it all. 01:07:00.708 --> 01:07:02.875 Incredible. Linklater close behind. 01:07:02.875 --> 01:07:04.167 Now ahead, going in the lead. 01:07:04.167 --> 01:07:05.708 Miller High-- 01:07:06.792 --> 01:07:09.625 Miller High second place! 01:07:09.625 --> 01:07:12.125 [group cheering] 01:07:12.125 --> 01:07:13.583 ♪ upbeat music playing ♪ 01:07:13.583 --> 01:07:17.375 ♪ 01:07:17.375 --> 01:07:19.875 ♪ 01:07:19.875 --> 01:07:23.875 ♪ 01:07:24.458 --> 01:07:25.542 - Second place! 01:07:26.125 --> 01:07:28.375 - Hey, can I talk to you about last night? 01:07:29.667 --> 01:07:30.708 - What about last night? 01:07:31.417 --> 01:07:32.292 What happened last night? 01:07:32.292 --> 01:07:34.417 - My drunk ass tried to kiss Paige. 01:07:34.792 --> 01:07:36.875 I'm sorry, I should have asked 01:07:36.875 --> 01:07:38.833 and not just assumed because we kissed before, 01:07:38.833 --> 01:07:41.667 but honestly I should probably apologize for that kiss too. 01:07:41.667 --> 01:07:43.208 I clearly don't deal with breakups well. 01:07:46.083 --> 01:07:47.250 - You all know about this? 01:07:47.250 --> 01:07:48.292 - It's really not what-- 01:07:48.292 --> 01:07:49.042 - No, it's fine. 01:07:49.042 --> 01:07:50.042 You don't have to explain yourself. 01:07:50.042 --> 01:07:51.542 - AJ, can we please talk? 01:07:51.542 --> 01:07:53.125 - No, it's fine. 01:07:53.625 --> 01:07:54.875 It was just a kiss, right? 01:07:56.667 --> 01:07:58.292 And actually, I should be apologizing to you. 01:08:00.292 --> 01:08:02.208 I'm KingPun, so we're even. 01:08:02.208 --> 01:08:03.458 - What? - Oh shit. 01:08:04.417 --> 01:08:05.458 - You guys like each other? 01:08:06.250 --> 01:08:08.000 - Gab, really, keep up please. 01:08:08.000 --> 01:08:09.708 - [sighs] Shit. 01:08:09.708 --> 01:08:11.083 AJ, wait! 01:08:12.042 --> 01:08:13.958 - No, Paige, Paige, Paige, Paige, Paige. 01:08:14.417 --> 01:08:15.708 Give them a moment, okay. 01:08:16.333 --> 01:08:17.167 It's okay. 01:08:17.750 --> 01:08:18.750 It's okay. It's okay. 01:08:18.750 --> 01:08:23.625 ♪ 01:08:23.625 --> 01:08:24.625 - AJ, wait. 01:08:24.625 --> 01:08:25.917 - Leave me alone, Gabby. 01:08:25.917 --> 01:08:26.958 - Wait. 01:08:26.958 --> 01:08:28.792 I didn't know you liked her, okay. 01:08:28.792 --> 01:08:30.167 I never would've kissed her if I did. 01:08:30.500 --> 01:08:32.542 - Yeah, I know, but this always happens. 01:08:32.542 --> 01:08:34.625 Every time I try to make new friends 01:08:34.625 --> 01:08:35.875 or just do my own thing, 01:08:36.292 --> 01:08:37.792 people always think of you first. 01:08:37.792 --> 01:08:38.875 - I'm sorry. 01:08:38.875 --> 01:08:41.583 - God, I was so stupid for thinking this time was different. 01:08:41.583 --> 01:08:42.917 - AJ, you're not stupid. 01:08:43.333 --> 01:08:45.042 Paige isn't even into me. 01:08:45.042 --> 01:08:46.750 She said she likes someone else, I'm guessing you. 01:08:47.750 --> 01:08:49.125 - She never told me that. 01:08:49.125 --> 01:08:50.583 - Just like you didn't tell me you were KingPun. 01:08:51.083 --> 01:08:53.417 I mean, what is going on with you? Why wouldn't you tell me that? 01:08:53.417 --> 01:08:55.917 - Because Mom and Dad would kill me if they found out I was spending time 01:08:55.917 --> 01:08:58.000 on literally anything other than school or track, 01:08:58.417 --> 01:09:00.000 let alone defacing the school. 01:09:00.458 --> 01:09:02.542 - But it's me, AJ. 01:09:03.500 --> 01:09:04.208 - I know. 01:09:06.042 --> 01:09:10.292 But everything I do is always overshadowed by you, Gabs. 01:09:11.875 --> 01:09:13.250 I needed something that was mine. 01:09:13.750 --> 01:09:15.708 - How am I supposed to help you if you don't tell me anything? 01:09:15.708 --> 01:09:18.417 - Help me with what, Mom and Dad? 01:09:18.417 --> 01:09:20.417 - They're hard on me too, you know. 01:09:20.417 --> 01:09:21.917 - Oh, now this is about you, great. 01:09:21.917 --> 01:09:22.833 - I'm sorry. 01:09:23.917 --> 01:09:25.042 I didn't mean it. 01:09:25.458 --> 01:09:26.917 - Listen, I will be fine. 01:09:27.792 --> 01:09:30.125 Just let second place feel like last today, okay. 01:09:34.167 --> 01:09:35.000 ANGIE: Wow, 01:09:35.625 --> 01:09:37.708 AJ is KingPun. 01:09:38.083 --> 01:09:39.208 - Mm-hmm. - Mm. 01:09:40.000 --> 01:09:41.542 I did not see that coming. 01:09:42.333 --> 01:09:43.208 - Neither did I. 01:09:45.333 --> 01:09:47.292 Thank you for getting me my favorite, by the way. 01:09:47.292 --> 01:09:48.458 - You're welcome. 01:09:48.458 --> 01:09:51.292 I mean, I got it for both of us, so I-- well, okay. 01:09:52.917 --> 01:09:54.542 Um, 01:09:55.250 --> 01:09:57.917 so, I hate to bring this up, 01:09:57.917 --> 01:10:00.708 but it's almost the end of the semester 01:10:00.708 --> 01:10:02.917 and I was kind of a-wonderin' 01:10:03.750 --> 01:10:08.000 what you were planning to do about the whole suspension thing. 01:10:08.000 --> 01:10:09.667 - Mm, I have no clue. 01:10:09.667 --> 01:10:10.750 - Mm-hmm. 01:10:11.458 --> 01:10:14.708 - I don't want to give AJ away because her dad would be really upset, 01:10:14.708 --> 01:10:17.750 but I also don't want to ruin this whole CalArts thing. 01:10:17.750 --> 01:10:19.292 - Yeah, I get it. 01:10:20.250 --> 01:10:21.875 - Everything is falling apart. 01:10:23.750 --> 01:10:24.917 She won't speak to me. 01:10:26.000 --> 01:10:27.792 She ignored me the whole time on the bus, 01:10:27.792 --> 01:10:29.750 and she doesn't answer any of my texts. 01:10:29.750 --> 01:10:33.417 So... how am I supposed to draw my happiest moment 01:10:33.417 --> 01:10:35.292 when I'm the most depressed I've ever been? 01:10:36.292 --> 01:10:38.167 - Well, stop wondering 01:10:38.167 --> 01:10:40.458 how you could have done things differently, you know. 01:10:40.458 --> 01:10:43.708 I mean, sometimes you just have to let your feelings guide you. 01:10:43.708 --> 01:10:45.083 That's all you can really do. 01:10:45.083 --> 01:10:48.250 And then sometimes your head and your heart 01:10:49.167 --> 01:10:51.167 end up duking it out. 01:10:51.167 --> 01:10:54.792 - Well, those two things aren't really working right now, are they? 01:10:54.792 --> 01:10:57.458 - She's gonna come around. You've just got to give her some time. 01:10:57.458 --> 01:10:59.042 That's the way this works. 01:11:00.333 --> 01:11:02.125 - You didn't see the look on her face, Mom. 01:11:02.125 --> 01:11:04.583 - I know. I didn't, but 01:11:06.083 --> 01:11:07.458 I've been AJ. 01:11:07.458 --> 01:11:08.167 Okay. 01:11:09.458 --> 01:11:12.042 I've been you, I've been Gabby. 01:11:12.042 --> 01:11:13.042 You break hearts, 01:11:13.042 --> 01:11:16.167 you get your heart broken, and everything in between. 01:11:16.167 --> 01:11:17.208 That's just how it works. 01:11:17.208 --> 01:11:22.333 Be cool. And I think eventually AJ will hear what you're saying. 01:11:23.292 --> 01:11:24.875 - Having feelings is evil. 01:11:25.167 --> 01:11:26.583 - It's the worst. 01:11:27.708 --> 01:11:29.375 No feelings would be better, 01:11:29.375 --> 01:11:31.417 but that's just not the way it is. 01:11:32.125 --> 01:11:34.833 I do have one more really important question though. 01:11:34.833 --> 01:11:36.000 - What's up? 01:11:36.000 --> 01:11:38.083 - How does Coach Murray look? 01:11:38.083 --> 01:11:40.417 - Oh. - Like, seriously, level with me. 01:11:40.417 --> 01:11:43.625 Tell me everything. I want all the details. 01:11:44.375 --> 01:11:46.458 DILLON: What do you mean you think only five people are gonna vote? 01:11:47.417 --> 01:11:49.000 STACEY: Hi, Gabby. 01:11:50.417 --> 01:11:52.000 BOY: Huh. I'm telling you-- 01:11:52.875 --> 01:11:54.625 ♪ McClenny & St. Panther's Kerosene playing ♪ 01:11:54.625 --> 01:11:56.167 ♪ Got no ♪ 01:11:57.375 --> 01:12:01.125 ♪ Nowhere else to hide in the deep ♪ 01:12:05.792 --> 01:12:07.167 ♪ Got no ♪ 01:12:08.583 --> 01:12:12.417 ♪ No one else to find for the scheme ♪ 01:12:17.750 --> 01:12:22.917 ♪ Nothing, nothing, nothing ♪ 01:12:23.333 --> 01:12:27.167 ♪ Nothing that rise won't fall ♪ 01:12:29.167 --> 01:12:30.000 - Jesus. 01:12:31.042 --> 01:12:32.833 ♪ But you led us to it ♪ 01:12:33.250 --> 01:12:34.875 ♪ Take a seat ♪ 01:12:34.875 --> 01:12:35.833 ♪ Hey ♪ 01:12:35.833 --> 01:12:37.542 ♪ For the team ♪ 01:12:37.542 --> 01:12:38.500 ♪ Hey ♪ 01:12:39.958 --> 01:12:42.083 ♪ It's all numbing us ♪ 01:12:42.083 --> 01:12:44.333 ♪ But only you were caught moving ♪ 01:12:44.333 --> 01:12:46.125 ♪ Kerosene ♪ 01:12:46.125 --> 01:12:47.125 [toilet flushing] 01:12:47.125 --> 01:12:48.542 ♪ Kerosene ♪ 01:12:50.417 --> 01:12:52.667 ♪ 01:12:52.667 --> 01:12:56.500 ♪ 01:12:56.500 --> 01:12:59.333 ♪ 01:12:59.333 --> 01:13:01.833 ♪ 01:13:01.833 --> 01:13:02.625 ♪ Got your ♪ 01:13:04.625 --> 01:13:08.458 ♪ Hands into the fire by the greed ♪ 01:13:13.042 --> 01:13:17.917 ♪ Got nobody to deny ♪ 01:13:17.917 --> 01:13:19.375 ♪ What they seen ♪ 01:13:25.125 --> 01:13:30.208 ♪ Nothing, nothing, nothing ♪ 01:13:30.542 --> 01:13:34.208 ♪ Nothing that rise won't fall ♪ 01:13:35.542 --> 01:13:37.833 ♪ It's on all of us ♪ 01:13:38.250 --> 01:13:40.333 ♪ But you led us to it ♪ 01:13:40.333 --> 01:13:41.750 ♪ Take a seat ♪ 01:13:42.083 --> 01:13:43.042 ♪ Hey ♪ 01:13:43.042 --> 01:13:44.875 ♪ For the team ♪ 01:13:44.875 --> 01:13:45.583 ♪ Hey ♪ 01:13:45.583 --> 01:13:48.042 ♪ Now we don't know how to behave ♪ 01:13:48.042 --> 01:13:49.458 ♪ Hey, hey ♪ 01:13:50.458 --> 01:13:53.500 ♪ Had my fingers up, screaming, fuck what you say ♪ 01:13:54.000 --> 01:13:55.250 ♪ Hey, hey ♪ 01:13:56.125 --> 01:13:59.208 ♪ Start the hold world over, Earth replay ♪ 01:13:59.750 --> 01:14:00.833 ♪ Hey, hey ♪ 01:14:01.583 --> 01:14:05.042 ♪ Tossing, turning every night, I wanna feel safe ♪ 01:14:05.042 --> 01:14:06.458 ♪ Hey, hey ♪ 01:14:07.250 --> 01:14:09.375 ♪ In a room full of kerosene ♪ 01:14:09.375 --> 01:14:11.292 ♪ It's on all of us ♪ 01:14:11.833 --> 01:14:13.917 ♪ But you led us to it ♪ 01:14:13.917 --> 01:14:15.542 ♪ Take a seat ♪ 01:14:16.708 --> 01:14:18.375 ♪ For the team ♪ 01:14:20.667 --> 01:14:22.667 ♪ It's on all of us ♪ 01:14:23.125 --> 01:14:25.208 ♪ But you led us to it ♪ 01:14:25.208 --> 01:14:26.958 ♪ Take a seat ♪ 01:14:26.958 --> 01:14:28.000 ♪ Hey ♪ 01:14:28.000 --> 01:14:29.750 ♪ For the team ♪ 01:14:29.750 --> 01:14:30.833 ♪ Hey ♪ 01:14:31.833 --> 01:14:33.750 ♪ It's all numbing us ♪ 01:14:34.833 --> 01:14:36.250 GIRL: Just drop it in your class box. 01:14:36.250 --> 01:14:37.792 - Thank you. GIRL: Yep, you got it. 01:14:40.542 --> 01:14:42.333 [indiscernible chatter] 01:14:44.458 --> 01:14:45.375 [sighs] 01:14:48.542 --> 01:14:50.917 - [whispering] I'm sorry, I just, I really need to-- 01:14:50.917 --> 01:14:52.000 I know this is rude. 01:14:52.625 --> 01:14:53.750 Um, 01:14:55.042 --> 01:14:56.042 [clears throat] 01:14:56.542 --> 01:14:59.083 Sorry, I, I dropped something up there, 01:14:59.083 --> 01:15:00.500 so I have to go ahead of you. 01:15:02.292 --> 01:15:03.583 Sorry, I'm gonna... 01:15:04.625 --> 01:15:05.958 Hi. - What are you doing? 01:15:05.958 --> 01:15:08.042 - Are you just going to ignore me forever? 01:15:08.042 --> 01:15:09.292 - It's been three days. 01:15:09.292 --> 01:15:12.167 - Well, each one of them has felt like daylight savings. 01:15:12.833 --> 01:15:14.500 - That would make them an hour shorter. 01:15:14.500 --> 01:15:17.333 - Well, I told you, I don't know the metric system. 01:15:17.333 --> 01:15:19.292 - I know you were forced to hang out with me on track, 01:15:19.292 --> 01:15:20.875 but then you used me to get to my sister, 01:15:20.875 --> 01:15:23.542 to hide from Chantal, and to figure out who KingPun was. 01:15:23.542 --> 01:15:24.917 - Which you could have told me about by the way. 01:15:24.917 --> 01:15:26.167 - Oh, because you were so honest? 01:15:27.625 --> 01:15:28.792 - Okay, I deserved that. 01:15:29.708 --> 01:15:31.292 It's not like you told the truth though, either. 01:15:31.292 --> 01:15:32.458 - Well, I wanted to tell you. 01:15:32.458 --> 01:15:35.208 - You know, there are other places you can go to make out, right? 01:15:35.208 --> 01:15:36.792 - That's really not what we're doing. 01:15:37.625 --> 01:15:40.167 I wanted to tell you about KingPun, that I was KingPun. 01:15:40.958 --> 01:15:42.333 I wanted to tell you how I felt, 01:15:43.292 --> 01:15:44.750 how I think about you all the time. 01:15:44.750 --> 01:15:46.667 How when you look at me, 01:15:46.667 --> 01:15:49.083 I feel like my heart is literally beating in my ears. 01:15:49.083 --> 01:15:50.250 And when you get flustered, I get flustered 01:15:50.250 --> 01:15:52.458 'cause I think it's the stupidest, cutest thing I've ever seen. 01:15:52.458 --> 01:15:55.833 But maybe this is why I didn't tell you, 01:15:56.417 --> 01:15:58.167 because I knew it was too good to be true. 01:15:59.333 --> 01:16:01.708 You don't get to choose who you fall for. Believe me, I get it. 01:16:01.708 --> 01:16:04.250 - AJ, look at me. 01:16:05.792 --> 01:16:06.667 I like you. 01:16:07.792 --> 01:16:08.875 - I don't want to be runner-up. 01:16:15.917 --> 01:16:17.500 DILLON: Why does the vote for Dillon hashtag 01:16:17.500 --> 01:16:19.167 only have two posts, and they're both from me? 01:16:19.167 --> 01:16:21.167 - She hasn't posted in 12 hours, is that weird? 01:16:21.167 --> 01:16:22.208 That feels really weird. 01:16:22.208 --> 01:16:23.875 - Uh, do you care because it's KingPun, 01:16:23.875 --> 01:16:25.750 or do you care because it's AJ and it's driving you nuts 01:16:25.750 --> 01:16:26.875 not knowing what she's thinking? 01:16:27.583 --> 01:16:28.917 - I'm not answering that. 01:16:29.542 --> 01:16:32.208 Listen, I just know how much trouble AJ will be in if I tell on her. 01:16:32.208 --> 01:16:33.458 I don't know what to do. 01:16:34.083 --> 01:16:35.375 - Fleeing is always an option. 01:16:35.833 --> 01:16:37.667 - You're gonna be a great president, Stacey. 01:16:38.208 --> 01:16:39.250 - Thank you. 01:16:40.083 --> 01:16:41.708 - Wait, you didn't vote for me? 01:16:42.250 --> 01:16:44.083 GABBY: Here are me and AJ's uniforms. 01:16:44.083 --> 01:16:45.875 - Thank you, Gabby. Just put it in there. 01:16:47.292 --> 01:16:49.875 - Hey, this had hot Cheetos dust on it when I got it. 01:16:49.875 --> 01:16:50.667 Really weird. 01:16:53.708 --> 01:16:54.750 - Oh, Paige. 01:16:55.292 --> 01:16:58.000 Principal Collins would like to see you in her office. 01:16:58.000 --> 01:16:59.083 - I know. 01:16:59.083 --> 01:17:00.500 - And, um, 01:17:02.750 --> 01:17:05.417 tell your mom I said... hi. 01:17:05.417 --> 01:17:06.417 - I will not. 01:17:10.583 --> 01:17:12.958 Okay, let's just get this over with. 01:17:14.333 --> 01:17:16.292 I'm KingPun. There, I said it, okay. 01:17:16.292 --> 01:17:18.667 I accept whatever consequences you determine for me, 01:17:18.667 --> 01:17:19.875 and I'll face them. 01:17:19.875 --> 01:17:21.708 - Wait, let me get this straight. 01:17:21.708 --> 01:17:23.250 You are also KingPun? 01:17:23.250 --> 01:17:24.083 - Yes. 01:17:24.083 --> 01:17:26.458 - Okay, I'm KingPun, we're all KingPun. 01:17:26.458 --> 01:17:27.750 In fact, I'm QueenPun. 01:17:27.750 --> 01:17:29.542 - Huh? - Is it root vegetable season? 01:17:29.542 --> 01:17:31.375 Because it's turn up time, see? 01:17:31.375 --> 01:17:33.625 - No, I-I'm KingPun. 01:17:33.625 --> 01:17:35.083 - We know you're not KingPun, okay. 01:17:35.083 --> 01:17:36.583 AJ Campos came in about an hour ago, 01:17:36.583 --> 01:17:38.167 and she confessed to everything. - Wait, what? 01:17:38.167 --> 01:17:39.708 - Do you want to get suspended too? 01:17:39.708 --> 01:17:42.625 I'm just curious, 'cause it feels like you wanna get suspended. 01:17:42.625 --> 01:17:44.708 And I don't know about you, but I'm not trying to do double the paperwork. 01:17:44.708 --> 01:17:45.792 I got things to do. 01:17:45.792 --> 01:17:47.167 - Wait, suspension? 01:17:47.167 --> 01:17:48.708 You, you suspended her? 01:17:48.708 --> 01:17:50.375 - Yes, I suspended her. 01:17:50.375 --> 01:17:52.333 She came in and gave me all the evidence I needed, 01:17:52.333 --> 01:17:54.375 and she's allowed back into school next semester. 01:17:54.375 --> 01:17:55.917 - Next semester? 01:17:55.917 --> 01:17:57.958 - Do you understand how space and time works? 01:17:57.958 --> 01:18:00.208 Oh god, this semester ends this week. 01:18:00.583 --> 01:18:01.542 Why are you still here? 01:18:01.542 --> 01:18:03.042 I have things to do, 01:18:03.042 --> 01:18:04.917 wenches to boss 01:18:04.917 --> 01:18:06.458 and turkey legs to motorboat 01:18:06.792 --> 01:18:07.875 and history to write. 01:18:07.875 --> 01:18:09.375 - Okay, I'll leave. 01:18:09.375 --> 01:18:11.417 - Well, do you wanna help me with the corset? 01:18:11.417 --> 01:18:12.250 'Cause it's, 01:18:13.208 --> 01:18:16.833 it is like a whole panic room on my back. 01:18:16.833 --> 01:18:19.708 [students chattering] 01:18:19.708 --> 01:18:22.708 ♪ soft music playing ♪ 01:18:22.708 --> 01:18:25.625 ♪ 01:18:25.625 --> 01:18:28.708 ♪ 01:18:28.708 --> 01:18:32.208 - Like, I want to win, but I just, like, I don't want to see you lose. 01:18:32.208 --> 01:18:34.000 - I'm gonna win, babe. - I don't know if you are. 01:18:34.000 --> 01:18:34.875 - I think I will. 01:18:34.875 --> 01:18:35.625 - Oh yeah? - Mm-hmm. 01:18:35.625 --> 01:18:36.958 - You think you will win? - I know I'm gonna win. 01:18:36.958 --> 01:18:37.792 - Yeah? - Mm-hmm. 01:18:37.792 --> 01:18:39.375 - Tell me again. - I'm gonna win. 01:18:39.375 --> 01:18:40.458 - I'm gonna fucking win. 01:18:41.458 --> 01:18:42.458 - I need your help. 01:18:42.458 --> 01:18:43.542 Stacey, I need you to call Gabby. 01:18:43.917 --> 01:18:44.833 - Ugh. 01:18:45.500 --> 01:18:46.625 - Are you serious? 01:18:47.250 --> 01:18:48.083 She's relapsing. 01:18:48.083 --> 01:18:49.167 - It's the opposite actually. 01:18:49.167 --> 01:18:50.375 I'll fill you guys in while we work. 01:18:50.375 --> 01:18:51.125 We should go. 01:18:52.167 --> 01:18:53.333 STACEY: Work on what? 01:18:53.875 --> 01:18:55.125 Paige! - Paige. 01:18:55.125 --> 01:18:58.250 ♪ upbeat music playing ♪ 01:18:58.250 --> 01:19:02.250 ♪ 01:19:02.250 --> 01:19:05.750 ♪ 01:19:05.750 --> 01:19:09.208 ♪ 01:19:09.208 --> 01:19:11.458 ♪ 01:19:11.458 --> 01:19:12.458 AJ: What are we doing? 01:19:12.458 --> 01:19:13.583 You know I can't be here right now. 01:19:13.583 --> 01:19:14.708 GABBY: This won't take long. 01:19:16.417 --> 01:19:18.500 AJ: Jesus Christ! 01:19:18.792 --> 01:19:19.792 What the hell are you doing? 01:19:19.792 --> 01:19:20.792 Put that away! 01:19:23.625 --> 01:19:24.667 Gabs, stop! 01:19:26.542 --> 01:19:28.208 Are you just trying to get me expelled at this point? 01:19:28.917 --> 01:19:30.500 - Listen, I know you're still upset. 01:19:30.500 --> 01:19:31.875 - Yeah, more so now. 01:19:31.875 --> 01:19:33.458 - But I will always have your back, okay. 01:19:33.458 --> 01:19:34.875 If you're going down, I'm going down with you. 01:19:34.875 --> 01:19:36.917 - Okay, yeah, I appreciate the gesture, 01:19:36.917 --> 01:19:38.333 but this is not gonna help me at all. 01:19:38.333 --> 01:19:40.958 In fact, I think it's gonna get me in more trouble. 01:19:42.000 --> 01:19:43.167 Also, what the hell is it? 01:19:45.167 --> 01:19:46.333 - Isn't it obvious? 01:19:46.333 --> 01:19:49.250 - No, I feel like I'm playing Pictionary with an infant. 01:19:49.917 --> 01:19:51.167 - It's supposed to be an arrow. 01:19:51.750 --> 01:19:52.875 You were supposed to follow it. 01:19:53.417 --> 01:19:54.208 - What? 01:19:54.667 --> 01:19:57.750 - Listen, I love you, okay, even when we fight. 01:19:58.500 --> 01:20:01.792 And you're a fucking incredible artist and an amazing person. 01:20:01.792 --> 01:20:03.333 You deserve to win, AJ. 01:20:04.083 --> 01:20:05.708 - Alright, I do appreciate that. 01:20:05.708 --> 01:20:07.875 - So please, follow my shitty arrow. 01:20:07.875 --> 01:20:10.375 ♪ upbeat music playing ♪ 01:20:10.375 --> 01:20:12.500 ♪ 01:20:12.500 --> 01:20:15.417 ♪ 01:20:15.417 --> 01:20:18.042 ♪ 01:20:18.042 --> 01:20:21.000 ♪ When we met I worried that ♪ 01:20:21.000 --> 01:20:24.583 ♪ You and me spark too easy ♪ 01:20:29.167 --> 01:20:31.750 ♪ Dig me in with your grief ♪ 01:20:31.750 --> 01:20:35.042 ♪ We grew into something heavy ♪ 01:20:39.667 --> 01:20:42.667 ♪ It's been a while, we lost touch ♪ 01:20:43.000 --> 01:20:45.458 ♪ I feel like a stranger ♪ 01:20:45.458 --> 01:20:47.750 ♪ I ran out on your love ♪ 01:20:48.417 --> 01:20:50.792 ♪ I'm hoping you don't blame me ♪ 01:20:50.792 --> 01:20:54.583 ♪ I change like the seasons ♪ 01:20:56.292 --> 01:20:58.000 COLLINS: Good afternoon, everybody. 01:20:58.000 --> 01:21:01.083 Uh, just a quick reminder, there's about 50 spots open 01:21:01.083 --> 01:21:02.833 for the Annual Renaissance Fair. 01:21:02.833 --> 01:21:04.333 So if you'd like to sign up, 01:21:04.333 --> 01:21:06.958 you could still do that in my office. 01:21:06.958 --> 01:21:09.625 Moving on to the real reason we're here today, 01:21:09.625 --> 01:21:10.750 the election results. 01:21:11.208 --> 01:21:14.375 And a quick thank you to your peers here on stage 01:21:14.375 --> 01:21:17.250 who have worked so hard to earn your vote 01:21:17.250 --> 01:21:20.250 to become the next student body president. 01:21:20.250 --> 01:21:22.917 And out of the two, I have no idea who it could be. 01:21:22.917 --> 01:21:24.875 It's such a close race 01:21:25.958 --> 01:21:27.417 between the both of them. 01:21:28.167 --> 01:21:29.458 Without further ado, 01:21:29.792 --> 01:21:31.542 your next president is 01:21:33.000 --> 01:21:34.125 Stacey Clark! 01:21:34.125 --> 01:21:36.417 [crowd cheering] 01:21:36.417 --> 01:21:37.833 - Madam President. 01:21:37.833 --> 01:21:38.667 - First Gentleman. 01:21:38.667 --> 01:21:39.583 [indiscernible] 01:21:40.333 --> 01:21:41.708 [crowd cheering] 01:21:41.708 --> 01:21:43.042 - Go, Stacey! 01:21:43.042 --> 01:21:46.000 [whooping] 01:21:47.625 --> 01:21:51.750 - I am so honored to be your new student body president. 01:21:51.750 --> 01:21:52.958 As many of you may know, 01:21:52.958 --> 01:21:55.250 I've worked tirelessly to make this dream happen. 01:21:55.250 --> 01:21:57.083 And I wanna give a huge shout-out 01:21:57.083 --> 01:21:58.542 to everybody who's helped me along the way. 01:21:59.292 --> 01:22:00.833 I'm looking at you, Todd and Henry. 01:22:01.917 --> 01:22:02.875 BOTH: Yeah! 01:22:02.875 --> 01:22:04.458 - As promised on my campaign trail, 01:22:04.458 --> 01:22:07.583 I will be completely transparent about all my policies. 01:22:07.958 --> 01:22:10.125 I also will be challenging the administration 01:22:10.125 --> 01:22:11.958 on any issues I believe merit push back. 01:22:12.375 --> 01:22:13.375 - Here we go. 01:22:13.375 --> 01:22:16.042 - In fact, I'd like to serve right now 01:22:16.042 --> 01:22:19.500 by introducing you guys to my very first project, 01:22:19.500 --> 01:22:21.375 the beautification initiative. 01:22:21.708 --> 01:22:24.208 It's about time we took a page out of KingPun's book 01:22:24.208 --> 01:22:27.708 and filled these school walls with color and life. 01:22:28.417 --> 01:22:31.708 It's time we reinvested in art, no matter what the administration says. 01:22:32.083 --> 01:22:33.417 - I voted for you, bitch. 01:22:34.000 --> 01:22:36.208 - Therefore, to launch this initiative, 01:22:36.208 --> 01:22:38.792 I'd like to welcome a beautiful artist to the stage. 01:22:39.458 --> 01:22:40.417 Paige Evans! 01:22:40.417 --> 01:22:42.792 [students murmuring] 01:22:42.792 --> 01:22:44.250 [Dillon applauds] 01:22:44.250 --> 01:22:45.667 - Woo! 01:22:45.667 --> 01:22:47.750 You look like a serial killer, change your eyes. 01:22:47.750 --> 01:22:49.083 - What is she doing? 01:22:49.083 --> 01:22:50.333 - Just wait. 01:22:50.333 --> 01:22:53.208 - I can't believe I've become an accomplice to this. 01:22:54.083 --> 01:22:56.000 - You're gonna be surprised by a lot of the things 01:22:56.000 --> 01:22:57.083 you do with me. 01:22:57.958 --> 01:23:01.083 I'm mostly talking about sex stuff, just so you know. 01:23:03.667 --> 01:23:04.708 - Hello. 01:23:06.375 --> 01:23:08.958 My name is Paige Evans. 01:23:08.958 --> 01:23:10.625 - Yeah, yeah, Paige! 01:23:14.083 --> 01:23:18.292 - Some of you guys may recognize me from that party I attended once. 01:23:19.792 --> 01:23:20.875 GIRL: Jesus! 01:23:20.875 --> 01:23:23.208 [Paige clears throat] - This is terrible. 01:23:24.375 --> 01:23:25.458 Good job. 01:23:27.792 --> 01:23:29.542 - Like KingPun, 01:23:29.542 --> 01:23:32.250 um, I too am also an artist. 01:23:33.958 --> 01:23:37.667 And I believe that art is supposed to make you feel something. 01:23:38.875 --> 01:23:41.542 KingPun isn't vandalizing school property. 01:23:42.500 --> 01:23:45.708 Actually breathing life into this place. 01:23:46.458 --> 01:23:50.667 Have you ever walked into school and had a bad night 01:23:50.667 --> 01:23:54.500 or had a breakup and saw a mural 01:23:54.500 --> 01:23:56.708 and laughed or smiled? 01:23:57.208 --> 01:23:58.417 [scattered applause] 01:23:58.417 --> 01:24:01.708 Yes. So exactly. 01:24:03.417 --> 01:24:07.375 I don't, I don't think that KingPun has to be punished for that. 01:24:07.375 --> 01:24:08.958 [applause] BOY: Yeah. 01:24:08.958 --> 01:24:12.333 - And as your new class president, I agree. 01:24:12.333 --> 01:24:14.542 [audience cheers] BOY: Yeah! 01:24:14.542 --> 01:24:17.042 - Great, it's a coup. 01:24:17.667 --> 01:24:18.875 - Go. - What? 01:24:18.875 --> 01:24:20.250 Please, please, please. 01:24:22.417 --> 01:24:23.708 - Hi. 01:24:24.083 --> 01:24:24.958 - Hi. 01:24:25.583 --> 01:24:26.958 - So AJ is KingPun? 01:24:28.208 --> 01:24:29.917 - I just need you to know that when I'm with you, 01:24:29.917 --> 01:24:31.375 it's not about Gabby, 01:24:31.375 --> 01:24:32.708 it's, it's not about track. 01:24:32.708 --> 01:24:34.083 - Paige, I don't really want-- 01:24:34.083 --> 01:24:37.083 - Just let me finish, okay. 01:24:37.083 --> 01:24:38.208 Please. 01:24:40.958 --> 01:24:41.875 - Yeah. 01:24:42.292 --> 01:24:45.583 - I've been really struggling with this stupid prompt, 01:24:45.958 --> 01:24:48.833 trying to figure out what my happiest moment feels like. 01:24:48.833 --> 01:24:49.917 - Yo, I can't hear anything. 01:24:49.917 --> 01:24:51.708 Hey, you guys know what's happening? 01:24:52.250 --> 01:24:55.208 - And I've realized that it's not just one moment. 01:24:55.667 --> 01:24:57.708 It's every moment that I've had with you. 01:24:57.708 --> 01:25:01.542 Falling for you has been the happiest moment of my life. 01:25:02.458 --> 01:25:05.875 And making this has been the easiest thing I've made all semester. 01:25:07.417 --> 01:25:09.417 [students gasp] 01:25:11.333 --> 01:25:12.708 - Oh my god. 01:25:12.708 --> 01:25:15.167 [indiscernible chatter] 01:25:16.375 --> 01:25:17.292 - Wow. 01:25:18.250 --> 01:25:19.083 - I mean, 01:25:19.750 --> 01:25:22.667 it really hasn't been the easiest thing. 01:25:22.667 --> 01:25:25.333 I haven't slept in 24 hours, 01:25:25.333 --> 01:25:27.333 but you get the idea. 01:25:30.458 --> 01:25:31.958 - Can I talk now? 01:25:31.958 --> 01:25:33.833 - Only if it's good. [AJ chuckles] 01:25:36.708 --> 01:25:39.208 - I'm really sorry I threw you under the bus 01:25:39.208 --> 01:25:40.333 and then let you take the fall for me. 01:25:40.333 --> 01:25:42.458 It was wrong and really messed up. 01:25:42.875 --> 01:25:45.292 I just wanted to spend every second I could with you. 01:25:46.875 --> 01:25:50.833 And every stupid pun and mural and drawing 01:25:51.625 --> 01:25:52.958 brought us together. 01:25:52.958 --> 01:25:55.125 So I couldn't stop 01:25:55.958 --> 01:25:57.625 'cause I was falling for you too. 01:25:58.917 --> 01:25:59.917 [Paige squeals] 01:25:59.917 --> 01:26:00.833 [both laugh] 01:26:01.208 --> 01:26:03.417 - Okay, that was good. 01:26:04.042 --> 01:26:05.792 - Yo, can y'all speak up? Man, we can't hear you. 01:26:05.792 --> 01:26:06.417 - Speak up! 01:26:06.417 --> 01:26:07.708 - Shut up, Tim! 01:26:09.417 --> 01:26:10.500 Ahem. Sorry. 01:26:11.000 --> 01:26:12.208 - What do we do? 01:26:12.583 --> 01:26:14.292 - I think if we kiss, they'll get the idea. 01:26:14.292 --> 01:26:15.000 - Okay. 01:26:17.000 --> 01:26:19.292 [all cheer] 01:26:20.042 --> 01:26:21.000 - Oh, thank god. 01:26:21.542 --> 01:26:22.917 - Yeah, sister! 01:26:22.917 --> 01:26:24.333 [cheering continues] 01:26:25.083 --> 01:26:26.458 - How are we gonna get that to CalArts? 01:26:26.458 --> 01:26:28.417 - Uh, my mom's got it covered. 01:26:30.417 --> 01:26:32.458 - There's only 15 percent battery left. 01:26:32.458 --> 01:26:33.833 - Oh yeah, I know. 01:26:33.833 --> 01:26:35.583 I brought the charger so that we can have a little fun 01:26:35.583 --> 01:26:37.333 with this bad boy in your office later on. 01:26:37.333 --> 01:26:40.500 And by later on, I mean in, like, 90 seconds. 01:26:40.500 --> 01:26:41.583 We should go. 01:26:44.667 --> 01:26:45.792 - Thank god this went well. 01:26:46.625 --> 01:26:49.083 Could you imagine if she got you turning me down on tape? 01:26:50.125 --> 01:26:52.250 - Hello? - Oh yep, there you are. 01:26:52.250 --> 01:26:53.667 - I was sitting here the whole time. 01:26:53.667 --> 01:26:54.542 Did you not notice? - No. 01:26:54.542 --> 01:26:56.542 Why are you smiling? 01:26:56.542 --> 01:26:57.542 - What are you talking about? 01:26:57.542 --> 01:26:59.333 - I know you took some of my hair. 01:26:59.333 --> 01:27:01.000 - I know that you're in love with me. 01:27:01.000 --> 01:27:03.792 - Whoa, okay, don't flatter yourself. You're not my type. 01:27:03.792 --> 01:27:05.292 Two, of course I took your hair. 01:27:05.292 --> 01:27:07.000 How else is a love spell supposed to work? 01:27:07.000 --> 01:27:08.625 I'm exhausted. 01:27:09.375 --> 01:27:10.167 You're welcome. 01:27:11.917 --> 01:27:13.375 - She really just called us out. 01:27:13.375 --> 01:27:14.375 COLLINS: Paige! 01:27:16.208 --> 01:27:19.792 - Okay, I know, I know. Double the paperwork and I'm sorry. 01:27:19.792 --> 01:27:22.625 And you're gonna have to suspend us both, so-- 01:27:22.625 --> 01:27:24.375 - I'm not suspending either one of you guys. 01:27:24.375 --> 01:27:25.708 - Really? - What? 01:27:25.708 --> 01:27:28.000 - Did I stutter? You guys need to clean your ears. 01:27:28.000 --> 01:27:30.208 No, not suspending anyone. 01:27:30.208 --> 01:27:31.917 And the beautification initiative, 01:27:31.917 --> 01:27:34.042 when the board hears about it, it was me. 01:27:34.042 --> 01:27:36.125 - Okay, that's fine. - Damn. 01:27:36.125 --> 01:27:37.167 - Oh, I'm not done yet. 01:27:37.583 --> 01:27:39.500 You guys are also gonna run the face painting booth 01:27:39.500 --> 01:27:41.083 at the RenFaire this year. 01:27:41.083 --> 01:27:42.167 - Anything but that. 01:27:42.167 --> 01:27:43.833 - That's the face I was looking for! 01:27:43.833 --> 01:27:45.625 Looking like a bunch of wenches. 01:27:45.625 --> 01:27:46.583 [cackles] 01:27:46.583 --> 01:27:47.833 - She just called us wenches. 01:27:47.833 --> 01:27:49.042 - Does this mean I have to paint Tim? 01:27:49.042 --> 01:27:50.792 - I think honestly, we should be thanking her. 01:27:51.208 --> 01:27:52.875 - It's the first day on the job, 01:27:52.875 --> 01:27:54.542 and you already started a revolution. 01:27:54.542 --> 01:27:55.958 - Would you expect anything less? 01:27:55.958 --> 01:27:57.417 - Time to use those dental dams. 01:27:57.417 --> 01:27:58.833 There's some in your locker. 01:28:00.167 --> 01:28:01.042 - Thank you. 01:28:01.875 --> 01:28:02.875 [clears throat] 01:28:03.292 --> 01:28:06.250 By the way, that wasn't just a kiss. 01:28:07.625 --> 01:28:08.792 - Yeah, no shit. 01:28:10.833 --> 01:28:13.167 PAIGE: The thing about art is that you can't force it. 01:28:13.583 --> 01:28:14.792 It's a lot like love. 01:28:15.292 --> 01:28:16.667 You should just let it come to you 01:28:16.667 --> 01:28:18.667 and not be afraid to be vulnerable. 01:28:19.542 --> 01:28:22.417 I spent so long comparing myself to other artists, 01:28:22.417 --> 01:28:24.250 to my peers, to KingPun. 01:28:24.833 --> 01:28:27.583 When I finally stopped and I started living my life, 01:28:27.583 --> 01:28:28.792 my art caught up with me. 01:28:29.417 --> 01:28:30.792 And you know what? 01:28:30.792 --> 01:28:32.875 It looks pretty damn good from here. 01:28:32.875 --> 01:28:33.792 ♪ Jax Anderson's Bigger Picture playing ♪ 01:28:33.792 --> 01:28:35.417 ♪ Now that I am out from undercover ♪ 01:28:35.417 --> 01:28:37.250 ♪ Seeing all the colors ♪ 01:28:37.250 --> 01:28:39.875 ♪ That I feel because of you ♪ 01:28:39.875 --> 01:28:42.500 ♪ Now I know that I don't need to suffer ♪ 01:28:42.500 --> 01:28:44.250 ♪ Finally got each other ♪ 01:28:44.250 --> 01:28:47.000 ♪ Deep down, it was always you ♪ 01:28:47.667 --> 01:28:51.208 ♪ All the shit that I went through ♪ 01:28:51.208 --> 01:28:54.708 ♪ Doesn't matter 'cause of you ♪ 01:28:54.708 --> 01:28:58.208 ♪ So much to look forward to ♪ 01:28:58.208 --> 01:29:01.750 ♪ The big picture starts with you ♪ 01:29:01.750 --> 01:29:05.208 ♪ Every time I'm anxious, you peel back my layers ♪ 01:29:05.208 --> 01:29:06.958 ♪ Take the tension off my back ♪ 01:29:06.958 --> 01:29:08.708 ♪ Take the tension off my back ♪ 01:29:08.708 --> 01:29:12.167 ♪ I'm not glad it hurts you when you see me crying ♪ 01:29:12.167 --> 01:29:14.708 ♪ Every fallen tear you dry ♪ 01:29:15.333 --> 01:29:19.708 ♪ I fought off all the feelings for the fear I feel too much ♪ 01:29:22.500 --> 01:29:26.875 ♪ But you saw straight through the walls I built up ♪ 01:29:28.417 --> 01:29:31.125 ♪ Now that I am out from undercover ♪ 01:29:31.125 --> 01:29:32.958 ♪ Seeing all the colors ♪ 01:29:32.958 --> 01:29:35.625 ♪ That I feel because of you ♪ 01:29:35.625 --> 01:29:38.167 ♪ Now I know that I don't need to suffer ♪ 01:29:38.167 --> 01:29:39.958 ♪ Finally got each other ♪ 01:29:39.958 --> 01:29:43.417 ♪ Deep down, it was always you ♪ 01:29:43.417 --> 01:29:46.917 ♪ All the shit that I went through ♪ 01:29:46.917 --> 01:29:50.333 ♪ Doesn't matter 'cause of you ♪ 01:29:50.333 --> 01:29:53.875 ♪ So much to look forward to ♪ 01:29:53.875 --> 01:29:57.375 ♪ The big picture starts with you ♪ 01:29:59.292 --> 01:30:05.250 ♪ It all starts with you ♪ 01:30:06.333 --> 01:30:10.250 ♪ It all starts with you ♪ 01:30:10.250 --> 01:30:12.958 ♪ Now that I am out from undercover ♪ 01:30:12.958 --> 01:30:14.833 ♪ Seeing all the colors ♪ 01:30:14.833 --> 01:30:17.167 ♪ That I feel because of you ♪ 01:30:17.167 --> 01:30:20.042 ♪ And now I know that I don't need to suffer ♪ 01:30:20.042 --> 01:30:21.750 ♪ Finally got each other ♪ 01:30:21.750 --> 01:30:24.375 ♪ Deep down, it was always you ♪ 01:30:25.167 --> 01:30:28.708 ♪ All the shit that I went through ♪ 01:30:28.708 --> 01:30:32.042 ♪ Doesn't matter 'cause of you ♪ 01:30:32.042 --> 01:30:35.667 ♪ So much to look forward to ♪ 01:30:35.667 --> 01:30:39.167 ♪ The big picture starts with you ♪ 01:30:41.083 --> 01:30:47.042 ♪ It all starts with you ♪ 01:30:48.042 --> 01:30:52.375 ♪ It all starts with you ♪ 01:30:55.000 --> 01:31:01.000 ♪ It all starts with you ♪ 01:31:01.917 --> 01:31:07.875 ♪ It all starts with you ♪ 01:31:09.833 --> 01:31:13.500 ♪ upbeat music playing ♪ 01:31:13.500 --> 01:32:15.500 Telegram Channel and Instagram Page .:: @bollbolljan_com ::.